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Sun Dog Cafe

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"A Snowy Day"
by 9th.perception

Be very careful in your selection of a Best Man.

All cats are stars.

The perfect crime.

Teamwork makes the scheme work.

Two friends out for a stroll.

I think I'm going to make one of these.

Your cat almost certainly wants to kill you, too. It's their nature.

Cat shows he's bad.

Inman: Forked. Nitter version Here, but it's very slow-loading/nearly unreachable.

Content warning: Driver says "Nah" to antifa soy warrior trying to stop his vehicle. Nitter version here.

Really good: Not only does the dog lifeguard the little kid away from the pond, he then gets a tool to help him retrieve the lost ball.


Cats, man.

Prophecy?

Duncanthrax will be upset to know that this blog is seguing away from a bat-based blog to a whale-based one.

That's a 22 degree solar halo with sun dogs.

A 22 [degree] halo is an optical phenomenon that belongs to the family of ice-crystal halos. Its form is a ring with an apparent radius of approximately 22 [degree] around the Sun or Moon. Its radius is roughly the length of an outstretched hand at arm's length.[1] When visible around the Moon, it is called a moon ring or winter halo. It forms as sunlight or moonlight is refracted by millions of hexagonal ice crystals suspended in the atmosphere.

A sun dog (or sundog) or mock sun, also called a parhelion[1] (plural parhelia) in meteorology, is an atmospheric optical phenomenon that consists of a bright spot to one or both sides of the Sun. Two sun dogs often flank the Sun within a 22 [degree] halo.

The sun dog is a member of the family of halos caused by the refraction of sunlight by ice crystals in the atmosphere. Sun dogs typically appear as a pair of subtly colored patches of light, around 22 [degrees] to the left and right of the Sun, and at the same altitude above the horizon as the Sun. They can be seen anywhere in the world during any season, but are not always obvious or bright. Sun dogs are best seen and most conspicuous when the Sun is near the horizon.

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM




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1 Penis Poot

Posted by: 4th at March 21, 2022 07:30 PM (GS9jk)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

3 I'm sort of surprised people don't intentionally try to crush kidnappers against cars beside them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 07:35 PM (d1OHN)

4 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 07:36 PM (YmKky)

5 Now if it were Slum Dog Cafe it could be a sequel to the award winning movie nobody talks about anymore.

But it was important and stuff.

Posted by: Bete at March 21, 2022 07:36 PM (F9322)

6 Read the contents. Those hogs are strong fighters. And the bear drinks soy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

7 Duncanthrax will be upset to know that this blog is seguing away from a bat-based blog to a whale-based one.

===


He'd be even moar upset if the blog was seguining to penguins....just saying...

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 07:36 PM (V13WU)

8 I've seen sun pillars this winter in Kansas. Which means it is very cold.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

9 Dogs rule.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 07:37 PM (II3Gr)

10 I wonder what the whales are thinking when they see a bunch of small creatures in pods.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)

11 Duncanthrax will be upset to know that this blog is seguing away from a bat-based blog to a whale-based one.
--

Finally, Ace has his "come to LGF" moment. Ready for my cob dental plan Mister Ewok.

Posted by: Whoppie! Goldberg at March 21, 2022 07:38 PM (F9322)

12 That's one bad ass dog, fetching that ball from the water.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Alternate painting title, "Vespa, with ace preparing to mount up".

Posted by: A bear what knows you're not here for the hunting at March 21, 2022 07:39 PM (RkC6l)

14 That is one smart dog. Lassie?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 07:39 PM (u82oZ)

15 Those little men in the boat were having a whale of a good time.

/phrasing


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2022 07:39 PM (QzJWU)

16 I've seen sun pillars this winter in Kansas.

===

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate...

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 07:39 PM (V13WU)

17 Damn it! Off, ursine sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2022 07:40 PM (RkC6l)

18 If those people petting the whales are Chinese or Japanese, they're contemplating how to eat them right there.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Man___Pig

Posted by: Al Gore at March 21, 2022 07:40 PM (QYPq3)

20
The best fake wrestling was in the mid 90's when WCW and WWF hit their peaks simultaneously.

Scott Hall: In March 2022, Hall was hospitalized after falling and breaking his hip. He was immobile on the floor for days before being discovered during a wellness check by Diamond Dallas Page, who took him to the hospital.

Sad. And then guess what happened?

A "blood clot" while in hospital after his hip surgery. Weird how that's so common, these days. Now, why do I suspect the hospital insisted in "vaccinating" Scott Hall immediately upon his admittance?

If you want to die, go to hospital. Regardless of vaccination, the hospital will kill you because of incompetence. Go in for hip surgery, leave in a body bag. Blood clot. In 2022. While in the hospital. Guess it's better than getting an "infection" while in hospital, which is their other favorite way of killing you.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 07:40 PM (1/75k)

21 runner

We test the women here to see if they are replicated. Can't be too careful.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

22 >>>I wonder what the whales are thinking when they see a bunch of small creatures in pods.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)

Kill it, Hal! Ewwww, yuck! Burn the ocean down!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 21, 2022 07:41 PM (QYPq3)

23 He'd be even moar upset if the blog was seguining to penguins....just saying...
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 07:36 PM

Doo be doo be doo....

Posted by: A penguin at March 21, 2022 07:41 PM (RkC6l)

24 Atmospheric phenomena

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 21, 2022 07:43 PM (vuisn)

25 I haven't seen sun dogs since I moved from Manitoba to Alberta.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 21, 2022 07:43 PM (eGTCV)

26 I liked how that car slow rolled over that miscreant.

Hopefully he learned his lesson.

Back over the miscreant just to make sure. Then drive off.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2022 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

27
1. Here's an interesting music "mash-up" song of Leo Sayer and Metallica:

https://youtu.be/oW3IbwEvR4I

2. You're goddam right I'm worried about Justice Thomas going to the hospital. And that's all I'll say about this subject for today.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 07:43 PM (1/75k)

28 Pretty sure that's a midget in a dog costume. The blue sweater covers the seams.

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2022 07:44 PM (LqS9Q)

29 23 *Nukes the fridge*
Just to be sure.

Posted by: Bete at March 21, 2022 07:44 PM (F9322)

30 So just what does a segue?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2022 07:44 PM (axyOa)

31 I hate fucking whales.

Posted by: Ahab at March 21, 2022 07:45 PM (vrz2I)

32 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 21, 2022 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

33 Looks like I will be spending my last few days at work training the attys and pt receptionist how I do everything I do. What a mess.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2022 07:45 PM (ou23q)

34 Sun Dog, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs

Posted by: Baldy at March 21, 2022 07:45 PM (3R0MN)

35 AntiFa needs some Justice. But they never stray into farm country except to light fires.

One harrow disc trailer, and the soil has extra fertilizer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

36 Bill Barr now says that he was shocked that Biden lied about Hunter's laptop during a Presidential debate, but he let the DOJ that he oversaw sit on all Hunter's (and Papa Joes's) felonies.

WTF?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (i0slg)

37 >>>I hate fucking whales.

Posted by: Ahab at March 21, 2022 07:45 PM (vrz2I)

Brah, ain't nobody here gonna tell you they want to nail Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (QYPq3)

38 Why would you worry about how well they are trained? Do the bare minimum and let them deal with it. It's what they wanted.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (5HBd1)

39 31 Eh, it's a living.

Posted by: Stedman Graham at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (F9322)

40 I hate to be pedantic but I believe it's 22.5 degrees for a parhelion

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (M+Lyo)

41 Sun dog is like a real life lens flare.

Posted by: fd at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (vrz2I)

42 Bill Barr now says that he was shocked that Biden lied about Hunter's laptop during a Presidential debate, but he let the DOJ that he oversaw sit on all Hunter's (and Papa Joes's) felonies.

WTF?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (i0slg)



Everyone in and around Washington is a poo sniffing dumbass.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

43 If they wanted it done the way you do it, they would have kept you on, right?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 07:47 PM (5HBd1)

44 Dogs are animals. Furry animals with feet. Sometimes they help us. Sometimes they hurt us. Their barks are scary. We have to acknowledge the dogs.

-Kamala Harris

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 07:47 PM (4nMny)

45 I expected one of the whales to knock over a boat.

Why else post a video.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2022 07:48 PM (i0slg)

46 *Nukes the fridge*
Just to be sure.
Posted by: Bete at March 21, 2022 07:44 PM (F9322)



DAMMIT!!!!!!

Posted by: Boy Trapped in Refrigerator, Eating Own Foot at March 21, 2022 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

47 >>>Looks like I will be spending my last few days at work training the attys and pt receptionist how I do everything I do. What a mess.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2022 07:45 PM (ou23q)

Are you contractually obligated?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 21, 2022 07:48 PM (QYPq3)

48 36 Bill Barr now says that he was shocked that Biden lied about Hunter's laptop during a Presidential debate, but he let the DOJ that he oversaw sit on all Hunter's (and Papa Joes's) felonies.

WTF?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (i0slg)

------

It's better to sound stupid than criminal.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 21, 2022 07:48 PM (cMXNt)

49 Bill Barr now says that he was shocked that Biden lied about Hunter's laptop during a Presidential debate, but he let the DOJ that he oversaw sit on all Hunter's (and Papa Joes's) felonies.

WTF?

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2022 07:46 PM (i0slg)

Hand. Cookie jar. Some assembly required

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 07:49 PM (M+Lyo)

50 So just what does a segue?
Posted by: Diogenes

About two henways.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 07:49 PM (YmKky)

51
Barr should've been fired as soon as epstein was murdered in jail.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 07:49 PM (1/75k)

52 36 Let me know when Andy McCarthy stops carrying water and is shocked. That's the rats leaving a sinking ship moment.

Posted by: Bete at March 21, 2022 07:49 PM (F9322)

53 >>Looks like I will be spending my last few days at work training the attys and pt receptionist how I do everything I do. What a mess.


Nothing says you have to train them well.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 07:49 PM (nyJE4)

54 parhelion > polycule

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2022 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

55 Bill Barr now says that he was shocked that Biden lied about Hunter's laptop during a Presidential debate, but he let the DOJ that he oversaw sit on all Hunter's (and Papa Joes's) felonies.

WTF?

Posted by: Ignoramus

...ANNNND...nothing will ever happen to Hunter, The Big Guy, or anyone else.
Move along, citizens, nothing to see here
But allowed into the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021, and WHAMMO! 20 years in the hole.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 21, 2022 07:50 PM (tjZg/)

56
I have seen many sun dogs, usually during warmer months, but never the full halo.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2022 07:50 PM (pNxlR)

57 55 own a Lego set of the White House and your on a list.

Posted by: Bete at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (F9322)

58 >>Hand. Cookie jar. Some assembly required


If by hand you mean a stubby scottish penis.

... and by cookie jar you mean 9 year old boys.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (nyJE4)

59 I like the photo

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8)

60 Let me know when Andy McCarthy stops carrying water and is shocked. That's the rats leaving a sinking ship moment.
Posted by: Bete


Andy McCarthy? That guy's a dick!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (tjZg/)

61 Has anyone here ever eaten whale meat? I've always been curious what it tastes like.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

62 Barr should've been fired as soon as epstein was murdered in jail.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 07:49 PM (1/75k)

Arrested.

Then ventilated.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

63 ">>Looks like I will be spending my last few days at work training the attys and pt receptionist how I do everything I do. What a mess.
Nothing says you have to train them well.
Posted by: garrett "

Teach them the best ways to goof off.

Posted by: fd at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (vrz2I)

64 Looks like I will be spending my last few days at work training the attys and pt receptionist how I do everything I do. What a mess.
Posted by: Infidel
---------

Expect calls later. I know the routine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (1vynn)

65 Beautiful, Intelligent, and GENTLE Creatures???

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 21, 2022 07:52 PM (oHd/0)

66 Barr was in on the steal. He wanted trump gone so bad that he was willing to overlook all of the crimes and corruption in that laptop and the rampant fraud in the election. He was the one man who knew everything and could have stopped it all, but the orange man was bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 07:52 PM (4nMny)

67 >>Has anyone here ever eaten whale meat? I've always been curious what it tastes like.


Tastes a lot like Penguin.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 07:52 PM (nyJE4)

68 Why would you worry about how well they are trained? Do the bare minimum and let them deal with it. It's what they wanted.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

I was going to tell them to fo last week but thought better of it. The small legal community around here is pretty tight and I would like a good reference when I'm looking for another job. I still have 3-5 years to work.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2022 07:52 PM (ou23q)

69 If you want to die, go to hospital.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 07:40 PM (1/75k)

People wonder why I had my children at home with a midwife.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 21, 2022 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

70 I hate fucking whales.
Posted by: Ahab at March 21, 2022 07:45 PM (vrz2I)


What was that, a mosquito?

Posted by: a whale at March 21, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

71 64 Looks like I will be spending my last few days at work training the attys and pt receptionist how I do everything I do. What a mess.
Posted by: Infidel
---------

Expect calls later. I know the routine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (1vynn)

First couple I answered, then I just said, my going rate if $100 an hour for consulting... which was accurate.

Calls stopped.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 21, 2022 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

72 I hate fucking whales.

Its the holding your breath part that makes it such an unpleasant experience.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2022 07:53 PM (lD3vL)

73 Heard back from Lin-duh. She's south of Austin and the tornado was north, so she and her family are good.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 07:53 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Has anyone here ever eaten whale meat? I've always been curious what it tastes like.
Posted by: Mark1971


I'm going to just spitball here, and say it doesn't taste like chicken.
Eskimos eat it a lot, I am told.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 21, 2022 07:53 PM (tjZg/)

75 Is that a Vespa I see in that painting?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2022 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)

76 Whales like head scratches just like cats and dogs

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2022 07:53 PM (2JoB8)

77 Bill Barr now says that he was shocked that Biden lied about Hunter's laptop during a Presidential debate, but he let the DOJ that he oversaw sit on all Hunter's (and Papa Joes's) fel

That seems really stupid. He expected Joe Biden to be truthful? Really?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (eGTCV)

78 I know and you'd probably want to do a decent job of training them. But...do the minimum. Like I said, if they wanted it done your way, they should have kept you on.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (5HBd1)

79 67 >>Has anyone here ever eaten whale meat? I've always been curious what it tastes like.


Tastes a lot like Penguin.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 07:52 PM (nyJE4)

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I always thought it tasted more like baby seal.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (cMXNt)

80 61 Has anyone here ever eaten whale meat? I've always been curious what it tastes like.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

I have and it's disgusting. When you first start chewing it doesn't seem bad, but then the real flavor kicks in and it's a mix of blood and fish that's been sitting in the sun for a few days. And the aftertaste lingers for a while and it is not good.

I still get chills thinking about it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (7cRTM)

81 Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe!

Thank you for that reassurance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

82 >>People wonder why I had my children at home with a midwife.


I think ace is a licensed doula.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (nyJE4)

83 I thought maybe the whales would tip the boat over.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (63Dwl)

84 3 I'm sort of surprised people don't intentionally try to crush kidnappers against cars beside them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 07:35 PM (d1OHN)

Today in New Orleans carjackers drug a elderly female car owner by her arm, tangled in a seat belt, until it came off. She died obviously.

Posted by: Javems at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (AmoqO)

85 I'm thinking about buying a bunch of those grow bags. Anyone used them? I have no idea if I'll ever get moved out of here, but at least I would feel like I could have a garden some day.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (5HBd1)

86 Beautiful, Intelligent, and GENTLE Creatures???
Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 21, 2022 07:52 PM (oHd/0)


Everything was copacetic until you stuck me with a harpoon, asshole.

Posted by: a whale at March 21, 2022 07:55 PM (v0R5T)

87
When "authorities" and "experts" agree it's a good idea to use explosives on a beached whale carcass. Their genius plan was to, get this, blow up the whale into tiny smithereens, and let the birds clean up the mess, which won't be big, at all.

This was 52 years ago in Oregon:

https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 07:55 PM (1/75k)

88 I hate fucking whales.

Posted by: Ahab
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Their spumes smell like plankton.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2022 07:55 PM (1vynn)

89 Sun cats, on the other hand, are reflections of the sun onto a wall or other surface from a watch or ring or other glass.

That's a Swedish thing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies? at March 21, 2022 07:55 PM (Mzdiz)

90 50 So just what does a segue?
Posted by: Diogenes

About two henways.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 07:49 PM (YmKky)

And Two Henways, are the same as a duck... which is the same as a Witch.

So 1 Segue to a witch?

Posted by: Captain Ahab at March 21, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

91 I have and it's disgusting. When you first start chewing it doesn't seem bad, but then the real flavor kicks in and it's a mix of blood and fish that's been sitting in the sun for a few days. And the aftertaste lingers for a while and it is not good.

Did you sous vide it?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 21, 2022 07:55 PM (eGTCV)

92 KAMALA HARRIS: "The significance of the passage of poop, right? The significance of the passage of poop. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of poop ... there is such great significance to the passage of poop."

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (9lyzM)

93 Once on the Detroit River we were at the upper (north) end of the Livingston Channel and saw Great Lakes Steel lower works. Big and clear and miles away because of an atmospheric lensing effect. It was a hazy day with lots of water in the air. Weird to see it but neat as all get out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (3yqPP)

94 The Japanese Star Trek doujinshi Star Trekker was all about the Japanese star ship captain, think she was named Aya, wanting to eat whale sushi so she took her ship back in time and appeared at the time of the Battle of Midway only to have James T. Kirk thwart her plans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (DRexO)

95 Good evening, horde!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

Hiya April !

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (arJlL)

96
Arrested.

Then ventilated.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (R/m4+)



Try him in South Carolina. They brought back firing squads!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Expect calls later. I know the routine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

And determine the hourly rate you will charge them.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (YmKky)

98 I think ace is a licensed doula.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (nyJE4)



He delivered thousands of babies !

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (V13WU)

99 Barr was in on the steal. He wanted trump gone so bad that he was willing to overlook all of the crimes and corruption in that laptop and the rampant fraud in the election. He was the one man who knew everything and could have stopped it all, but the orange man was bad.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

This was highly likely. There are really only three alternatives.
Barr is an incompetent dumbass
Barr is the most incurious person ever to be US AG
Barr was in on it, or at least was personally interested in suppressing it, to get the corrupt Biden elected.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (tjZg/)

100 I always thought it tasted more like baby seal.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 21, 2022 07:54 P

That's the club sandwich.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (+3ARs)

101 Disclose.tv @disclosetv; 45m
NOW - Biden: Times have shifted, "New World Order" coming.

https://nitter.net/disclosetv/status/
1506045438218194948

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 07:57 PM (UHVv4)

102 Everything was copacetic until you stuck me with a harpoon, asshole.
Posted by: a whale at March 21, 2022 07:55 PM (v0R5T)

Call me Ishmael

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 07:57 PM (M+Lyo)

103 I would see sun dogs on the same day I'd see ice fog.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 21, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

104
Thank you for that reassurance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 07:54 PM (u82oZ)



Aye aye Captain!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

105 These are what the grow bags look like:

https://youtu.be/pDAqCtmJRwY

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 07:58 PM (5HBd1)

106 91 I have and it's disgusting. When you first start chewing it doesn't seem bad, but then the real flavor kicks in and it's a mix of blood and fish that's been sitting in the sun for a few days. And the aftertaste lingers for a while and it is not good.

Did you sous vide it?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 21, 2022 07:55 PM (eGTCV)

What I had was dried, kinda like a jerky.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2022 07:58 PM (7cRTM)

107 The Japanese Star Trek doujinshi Star Trekker was all about the Japanese star ship captain, think she was named Aya, wanting to eat whale sushi so she took her ship back in time and appeared at the time of the Battle of Midway only to have James T. Kirk thwart her plans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (DRexO)
........

Did they kiss and make up?

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2022 07:58 PM (v0R5T)

108 That's the club sandwich.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 21, 2022 07:56 PM (+3ARs)

Ha!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies? at March 21, 2022 07:58 PM (Mzdiz)

109 I saw sun dogs once. Took me a few seconds to realize what I was looking at.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 21, 2022 07:58 PM (nfrXX)

110 Climate change and pronouns are like really super serious stuff! Equity, y'all, and like we need to act now, or as soon as I apply my fifth coat of makeup.

Posted by: Ah-oh-see at March 21, 2022 07:58 PM (BOJAx)

111 Has anyone here ever eaten whale meat? I've always been curious what it tastes like."

Whales is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.

Posted by: fd at March 21, 2022 07:58 PM (vrz2I)

112
Someone on the internets last night mentioned a dessert called "Buttermilk Pie."

My ears immediately perked up. No details were added except they said it tasted like Pancakes, which really intrigued my taste buds.

Tell me more of this "Buttermilk Pie." Does it really exist? What's it like? Is it everything my mind imagines? Tell me!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 07:59 PM (1/75k)

113 I think ace is a licensed doula.
Posted by: garrett

I laughed.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 21, 2022 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

114
That's a Swedish thing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies? at March 21, 2022 07:55 PM (Mzdiz)



My brother got in big trouble when mom found his stash of Swedish Erotica picture. HARDCORE. She just shook her head and said "I don't even know how to deal with this. Wait till your father gets home."

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Did they kiss and make up?

Have to read it again but IIRC Kirk decked her with a fist to the face.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2022 07:59 PM (DRexO)

116 Chances that the doggo had seen this method of ball retrieval before? ~99%

Posted by: micky at March 21, 2022 07:59 PM (3byMq)

117 "Their spumes smell like plankton.
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Arrr

Posted by: Ahab at March 21, 2022 08:00 PM (vrz2I)

118 I'm thinking about buying a bunch of those grow bags. Anyone used them? I have no idea if I'll ever get moved out of here, but at least I would feel like I could have a garden some day.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

I bought several sizes of the Vivosun brand 3 years ago and they're going strong. Highly recommend.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at March 21, 2022 08:00 PM (T823z)

119 Notsothoreau - move forward

Everything going well?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

120 I'm thinking about buying a bunch of those grow bags. Anyone used them? I have no idea if I'll ever get moved out of here, but at least I would feel like I could have a garden some day.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at

We used them for a few years and still use a large one for potatoes. As long as you keep the tray full of water they are ok.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 21, 2022 08:00 PM (+3ARs)

121 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 1h
Indiana governor signs bill eliminating need for concealed-carry permits - WXIX

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 08:00 PM (UHVv4)

122 Mikey NTH

Not sure how on the up and up this place is but they got some wild model kit prices - https://aalsaleh.xyz/

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2022 08:01 PM (DRexO)

123 Fourth option is that Barr has no balls. He came in with the reputation that he did. When he had to man up to help save the Republic, he wilted.

Reminds me of Roberts, who at least didn't write a book to defend his pusillanimity.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2022 08:01 PM (i0slg)

124 Doula is one of my main go-tos when people ask what I do.

"I'm a licensed Doula in Oregon, Idaho and West Virginia."

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:01 PM (nyJE4)

125 NOW - Biden: Times have shifted, "New World Order" coming.

https://nitter.net/disclosetv/status/
1506045438218194948
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 07:57 PM (UHVv4)



Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

126 And determine the hourly rate you will charge them.
Posted by: Tonypete

I'm thinking $50 an hour.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2022 08:02 PM (ou23q)

127 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 1h
Indiana governor signs bill eliminating need for concealed-carry permits - WXIX
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 08:00 PM (UHVv4)

Excellent!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2022 08:02 PM (R/m4+)

128 Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies?

Your Grace, you survived with aplomb? No side-effects like smiting riff-raff?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

129 40 years ago, my wife had a full length coat made of baby seal skin

I think was of Russian origin

she was really kinky

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:02 PM (us2H3)

130 sorry, my ex wife

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:03 PM (us2H3)

131 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 4h
South Carolina OKs firing-squad executions, joining 3 other states: Mississippi, Oklahoma and Utah

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 08:03 PM (UHVv4)

132 Compare Eric Holder, who bragged about being Obama's wing man as AG.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 21, 2022 08:03 PM (i0slg)

133 garrett

Ya know, there are a lot of commenters. But very few that are their own meme on the blog. So stand tall.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

134 40 years ago, my wife had a full length coat made of baby seal skin

Was her name Natasha and after a certain moose and squirrel da?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2022 08:04 PM (DRexO)

135 "I'm thinking $50 an hour.
Posted by: Infidel "

You are seriously undervaluing yourself, especially if ad hoc.

Posted by: Ahab at March 21, 2022 08:04 PM (vrz2I)

136 Nurse --

The heavy rain held off longer than expected, so your son's Dress Blues rosary went off in today's mail. I hope he likes it when you're able to give it to him.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 21, 2022 08:04 PM (y0zVi)

137 Notsothoreau, I used grow bags last summer. They were great for the tomatoes and peppers, not so great for potatoes and squash. Those things need more room, in my opinion.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 21, 2022 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

138 I'm thinking $50 an hour.
Posted by: Infidel
----------

...or any part thereof.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2022 08:04 PM (ELgVT)

139 This was highly likely. There are really only three alternatives.
Barr is an incompetent dumbass
Barr is the most incurious person ever to be US AG
Barr was in on it, or at least was personally interested in suppressing it, to get the corrupt Biden elected.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...


It is very simple. The Goal is to have complete control over a multi-trillion dollar international slush fund. You can be like Bloomberg and piss away hundreds of millions of dollars on ad buys and phone banks and have nothing to show for it, you can fund big city political machines and get a more certain response, but to eliminate all risk, you own the voting machines and the people who supervise them. Then you own key people who can derail any investigation and you let judges know that they don't enjoy the same level of protection as the Executive and they can end up inhaling a pillow at a dude ranch.

This last method costs far, far less and has a higher probability of producing the desired outcome. Barr was absolutely paid off. You don't risk having a pesky AG screw up all of your plans.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2022 08:04 PM (lD3vL)

140 Off demented whale fucker sock

Posted by: fd at March 21, 2022 08:05 PM (vrz2I)

141 I haven't seen sun dogs since I moved from Manitoba to Alberta.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 21, 2022 07:43 PM (eGTCV)

Seen them many times in Alberta, usually in winter. Even saw one, a month or two ago, in Phoenix.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:05 PM (P3gRi)

142 Do whales have fartclam?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 21, 2022 08:06 PM (n/szn)

143 40 years ago, my wife had a full length coat made of baby seal skin

Somebody make off with the one made of Dalmatian hide?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2022 08:06 PM (lD3vL)

144 98 well into an assortment of socks anyway

Posted by: MaxIE at March 21, 2022 08:06 PM (G232y)

145 Seen them many times in Alberta, usually in winter. Even saw one, a month or two ago, in Phoenix.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:05 PM (P3gRi)

Really? I always associate them with bitter cold.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 21, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

146 I've grown plants in round plastic laundry baskets, with a garbage bag liner. I think most people try to use too small a bag. I thought I might get some big ones and just stash them for now. I have seen too many deadlines to get out of here come and go.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 08:07 PM (5HBd1)

147 Hi, JT!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 21, 2022 08:07 PM (OX9vb)

148 We were kayaking this morning and saw a whale.
It came right alongside us. Humpback.
Oars up. They can approach you but not vice versa.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 21, 2022 08:07 PM (53piZ)

149 Tucker does not like or trust the Z man

I agree

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:07 PM (us2H3)

150 >>Tell me more of this "Buttermilk Pie." Does it really exist? What's it like? Is it everything my mind imagines? Tell me!

Never made it, but it is a thing -- this looks good: Southern Buttermilk Pie

https://tinyurl.com/43xs5wyn

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2022 08:07 PM (MmndN)

151 Sun dog is a sandwich. Bite me!

Posted by: Jonah in a whale at March 21, 2022 08:07 PM (63Dwl)

152 77 Bill Barr now says that he was shocked that Biden lied about Hunter's laptop during a Presidential debate, but he let the DOJ that he oversaw sit on all Hunter's (and Papa Joes's) fel

That seems really stupid. He expected Joe Biden to be truthful? Really?
Posted by: N.L. Urker



I am shocked! SHOCKED, that there is gambling going on here!!

Posted by: Bill 'Renault' Barr at March 21, 2022 08:07 PM (sAmhv)

153 Whale and grits, whale chowder, whale fritters, whale-fried steak.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 08:08 PM (0OP+5)

154 I've had shark steak, but never whale.

The shark was pretty darn good.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 21, 2022 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Dalmatian hide is just wrong

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB8)

156 chicken friend whale steak?

Kentucky Fried Whale?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2022 08:09 PM (DRexO)

157 Has anyone here ever eaten whale meat? I've always been curious what it tastes like.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 21, 2022 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

Yeah. Pilot whale. Like a big black porpoise. Meat tasted like beef liver; served in gravy with onions. Was good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:09 PM (P3gRi)

158 Hardest part about growing in bags is soil temperature maintenance.

Depending on your climate you may need some dark or reflective covering to keep the proper temps. Peppers are very sensitive to soil temps below 50 degrees and will set fruit without any meat if you allow temps to drop too often.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:09 PM (nyJE4)

159 REDACTED

While traveling recently, I wanted a haircut. The second place I went had the front room set up with light umbrellas, Fresnel lighting, a wide couch, and a bearskin rug. In a small town!

The place in back with the haircuts was booked. If my name was Peter North, I'd have asked more questions. But I left fast.

Took me walking to four places to find a place where I could get an immediate haircut.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

160 Wait, Tater was grown in a bag?

That might explain things.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2022 08:10 PM (DRexO)

161 I used to buy full zebra skins in London in the 70's

I personally don't like them but they were really cheap and I could mark the up like 10 or 15 times the purchase price

a buck's a buck

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:10 PM (us2H3)

162 >>"Buttermilk Pie."


I thought that was a euphemism. Like Butterface.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:11 PM (nyJE4)

163 buttermilk pie is just a basic custard pie, using buttermilk instead of sweet milk.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 08:11 PM (5HBd1)

164 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

now exactly where are these places ?

AFAF

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:12 PM (us2H3)

165 While traveling recently, I wanted a haircut. The second place I went had the front room set up with light umbrellas, Fresnel lighting, a wide couch, and a bearskin rug. In a small town! ....


Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)


Did you see any photo equipment ? Accouterments that might seem unusual in barber shop ?

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:13 PM (V13WU)

166 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 4h
South Carolina OKs firing-squad executions, joining 3 other states: Mississippi, Oklahoma and Utah
Posted by: andycanuck
-----

As far as I can tell, the last firing-squad execution:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_Lee_Gardner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2022 08:14 PM (vOGqy)

167 Tudker's got Kid Rock on next

he is so shameless

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:14 PM (us2H3)

168 #131 Addendum: Breaking911 @Breaking911; Mar 20
"All three rifles will be loaded with live ammunition."

South Carolina Begins Offering Firing Squad Executions for Death Row Inmates

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 08:14 PM (UHVv4)

169 All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 21, 2022 08:14 PM (PiwSw)

170 Have pics of the time I walked by the whale meat display at Tsukiji Market in Tokyo (the old original location). Know someone who had whale meat in school lunches in Japan.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 08:14 PM (OTzUX)

171 New Paul Joseph Watson video.

WHAT HAPPENED TO PEOPLE WHO VOLUNTEERED TO FIGHT FOR UKRAINE?

https://tinyurl.com/378n4kfh

Posted by: Ex-ex at March 21, 2022 08:15 PM (RU4sa)

172 >>Bill Barr now says that he was shocked that Biden lied about Hunter's laptop during a Presidential debate, but he let the DOJ that he oversaw sit on all Hunter's (and Papa Joes's)


Oh, BS.
The reported contents were serious enough -- that a current presidential candidate's son has been taking millions/billions from foreigners, on behalf of his dad, for years -- that he should have led the effort to determine its authenticity.

This was Hillary's email 2.0, so he knew the impact of NOT taking it seriously/shrugging it off. This was not an unprecedented situation -- he saw how Obama's DOJ was pressured by Bill Clinton to cover up.

Barr is a DC insider, and we learned that he plays by insider rules: protect the DC system and its players from outsiders and outsider oversight. Lord only knows what he got in exchange for being a team player.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2022 08:15 PM (MmndN)

173 Accoutrement is a cool word to say.

A-cooo-tree (douch french)- MON!

A-Cooter (alabama)-ment!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2022 08:15 PM (wWu8x)

174 No blanks for one of the executioners' rifles? Think that will mark a change (for non-military firing squads). But I'm not certain.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 08:16 PM (OTzUX)

175
Breaking911 @Breaking911; 1h
Indiana governor signs bill eliminating need for concealed-carry permits - WXIX
Posted by: andycanuck


Indiana Democratic Party Chairman Mike Schmul released a statement on behalf of the party after the bill was signed, which read, in part:

"A majority of Hoosiers told Indiana Republicans directly they opposed permitless carry. State law enforcement echoed their opposition to the measure a year after Republicans defunded their departments. But unfortunately, Governor Eric Holcomb decided to put politics ahead of protecting the safety of Hoosier families by signing permitless carry into law."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2022 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

176 buttermilk pie is just a basic custard pie

It's a butter pie.

Posted by: Zombie Admiral Halsey at March 21, 2022 08:16 PM (Xrfse)

177 REDACTED & runner

Yes. Video and still camera tripods. I asked a nearby salon worker about it. Supposedly, the daughter of the stylist / owner is a photographer. And highly reputable. All above board. So they say.

In La Junta, Colorado.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

178 >>No blanks for one of the executioners' rifles?


I'd be pissed if I knew I got a blank.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:16 PM (nyJE4)

179 I tried a new haircut place. Not too good. Later it was busted as some kind of whore house.

Posted by: klaftern at March 21, 2022 08:17 PM (taPSh)

180 ABOVE BOARD is the second most suspicious thing anyone can say!

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)

181 179 I tried a new haircut place. Not too good. Later it was busted as some kind of whore house.
Posted by: klaftern at March 21, 2022 08:17 PM (taPSh)

When you saw women dancing around the barber pole, that should have been a clue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2022 08:18 PM (QCwhW)

182 Palin considering getting into young's seat

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:18 PM (us2H3)

183 >> I tried a new haircut place. Not too good. Later it was busted as some kind of whore house.


I went and got my hair cut the other day, new place.

Got my haircut from a 38 year old stripper-mom with great cans and a Misfits T on.

Got a decent haircut and her number.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:19 PM (nyJE4)

184 Really? I always associate them with bitter cold.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 21, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

Well, it's ice crystals in the stratosphere that cause them. Always bitter cold up there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:19 PM (P3gRi)

185 Tell me more of this "Buttermilk Pie." Does it really exist? What's it like? Is it everything my mind imagines? Tell me!

*

If you've had chess pie you've pretty much had buttermilk pie. They're not the same but the flavors are similar enough that you can call it a day.

FWIW, make Tami's Ooey-Gooey Butter Cake and you're just about there, too. It has a very similar flavor in my experience.

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 08:19 PM (d1OHN)

186 I tried a new haircut place. Not too good. Later it was busted as some kind of whore house.


===

Gave you a bad head.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:19 PM (V13WU)

187 In La Junta, Colorado.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

runner, I found a cheap flight

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:19 PM (us2H3)

188 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

That would be very hot. Was this in the '70s bush era?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

189 180 ABOVE BOARD is the second most suspicious thing anyone can say!
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 08:20 PM (II3Gr)

190 168 #131 Addendum: Breaking911 @Breaking911; Mar 20
"All three rifles will be loaded with live ammunition."

South Carolina Begins Offering Firing Squad Executions for Death Row Inmates
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 08:14 PM (UHVv4)
'OK, LeRoy. What caliber do you prefer?'
'What you got?'
'30-06, 5.56, 9MM, .45acp.'
'That stuff's for pussies. Give me the 12ga double-ought.


Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 08:20 PM (0OP+5)

191 >> I tried a new haircut place. Not too good. Later it was busted as some kind of whore house.


You should have asked for the Premium Package.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:20 PM (nyJE4)

192 Yes, buttermilk pie does exist. Before my husband died, I'd get it for him at WalMart (in Texas; don't know if they have it elsewhere. Too sweet for my taste, but otherwise quite good.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 21, 2022 08:20 PM (y0zVi)

193 The sun halo is trippy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 21, 2022 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

194 Got a decent haircut and her number.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:19 PM (nyJE4)

sounds like she's got your number

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:20 PM (us2H3)

195 "Barr is a DC insider, '

Another one who thinks us rubes are too stupid to pick a President.

Posted by: fd at March 21, 2022 08:20 PM (vrz2I)

196 In La Junta, Colorado.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

runner, I found a cheap flight
Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 08:19 PM (us2H3)

REDACTED, you go now

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:20 PM (V13WU)

197 Really? I always associate them with bitter cold.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 21, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV)

I see them here in Texas 2 or 3 times a year. There just have to be ice crystals up high; I think most often when they're seen here, it's cirrus clouds at 40,000 ft.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2022 08:21 PM (evAgx)

198

In his second and final veto of the legislative session, Gov. Eric Holcomb on Monday nixed a proposal to ban transgender girls from competing on girls' K-12 sports teams.

Holcomb further noted courts so far have blocked similar laws passed in other states. The ACLU of Indiana had threatened to sue if the bill became law.

Lawmakers will return to the Statehouse on May 24 for a veto session. A simple majority in both chambers would be enough to override the governor's veto.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2022 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

199 >>sounds like she's got your number


I didn't ask for it.
She made sure I left with it, though.

Single moms are not my thing.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM (nyJE4)

200 Scalp job, eyebrows, neck, ears and no extras!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

201 ABOVE BOARD is the second most suspicious thing anyone can say!
Posted by: runner

Verily.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM (YmKky)

202 Chess pie is probably my second favorite desert after banana pudding.

Simple stuff made with love is often the best.

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM (d1OHN)

203 'That stuff's for pussies. Give me the 12ga double-ought.
Posted by: Eromero
---------

Sorry LeRoy...we can't do that. Howabout slug?
LeRoy: "That'll do"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2022 08:23 PM (DMQdU)

204
While traveling recently, I wanted a haircut. The second place I went had the front room set up with light umbrellas, Fresnel lighting, a wide couch, and a bearskin rug. In a small town!

The place in back with the haircuts was booked. If my name was Peter North, I'd have asked more questions. But I left fast.

Took me walking to four places to find a place where I could get an immediate haircut.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:10 PM


youtube.com/watch?v=1PnIuo4diqY

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 21, 2022 08:23 PM (DUIap)

205 garrett

Maybe she really likes you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

206 ABOVE BOARD is the second most suspicious thing anyone can say!
Posted by: runner

Verily.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM (YmKky)

Any mechanic or auto repair shop whose ad includes the word 'honest.'

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 08:24 PM (4I/2K)

207 I didn't ask for it.
She made sure I left with it, though.

Single moms are not my thing.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM (nyJE4)


how you know she is a mom ?

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:25 PM (V13WU)

208 the clothes-folding thing you can get from Amazon

I got one after I saw Sheldon Cooper using it

Posted by: DB at March 21, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO8)

209 When ace came to pick garret up on the vespa, it must have broke her heart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2022 08:25 PM (QCwhW)

210 Generally I am a fan of a chick in a Misfits T...

but not one with kids.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:25 PM (nyJE4)

211 How do you know she is single?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2022 08:25 PM (QCwhW)

212 Never got the blank in a firing squad thing, I haven't shot a rifle in quite a few years but my musket I do blanks sometimes and there is a difference.

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2022 08:25 PM (2JoB8)

213 Verily.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM (YmKky)

Any mechanic or auto repair shop whose ad includes the word 'honest.'
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 08:24 PM (4I/2K)


Honest Abe's auto repair shop ??

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:26 PM (V13WU)

214 >>how you know she is a mom ?


Pics on the mirror.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:26 PM (nyJE4)

215 I'd be pissed if I knew I got a blank. Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:16 PM (nyJE4)

Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it.

Posted by: Breaker Morant at March 21, 2022 08:27 PM (BMmaB)

216 He's a comedian and a rock star!

CNN
@CNN
Amy Schumer is trying to find a way to have Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky virtually attend the Oscars amid Russia's invasion of his country.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 21, 2022 08:28 PM (FVME7)

217 >Amy Schumer is trying to find a way to have Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky virtually attend the Oscars


why

Posted by: DB at March 21, 2022 08:28 PM (geLO8)

218 When I was dating in my early 50's I particularly sought out single mothers.

To each their own.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 08:28 PM (YmKky)

219 AltonJackson

Thanks. Had never heard this cautionary song. Pretty funny.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

220 something off-putting about a trashy "mom" woman in general. what is she showing her kid(s)

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:29 PM (V13WU)

221 202 Chess pie is probably my second favorite desert after banana pudding.

Simple stuff made with love is often the best.
Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM (d1OHN)
We make banana pudding with heavy whipping cream, half and half, cream cheese, instant pudding in banana, fwench vanilla, 1 lemon, and lots of vanilla wafers. So rich it'll kill you to look at it.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 08:30 PM (0OP+5)

222 How can any sentient being be shocked at catching Biden in a lie?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 21, 2022 08:30 PM (eGTCV)

223 Amy Schumer is trying to find a way to have Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky virtually attend the Oscars


why


She's got a virtue she wants to signal, or something like that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 21, 2022 08:30 PM (SchxB)

224
Single moms are not my thing.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM


I like to work with single mothers; you know, just helping them get their start

Posted by: Steve Martin at March 21, 2022 08:30 PM (DUIap)

225 >Amy Schumer is trying to find a way to have Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky virtually attend the Oscars


why

Some people are just desperate for a hero to worship

Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2022 08:31 PM (kOpft)

226 The single blank given out at random in firing squads traditionally was for the small moral solace that maybe you weren't the one that did the killing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 21, 2022 08:31 PM (53piZ)

227 Ace don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!!!

Posted by: Butterfly McQueen at March 21, 2022 08:32 PM (a4EWo)

228 Somebody tell Barr about the Tooth Fairy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 08:32 PM (4I/2K)

229 Pretty hard not to find single mothers these days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 08:32 PM (4fSQf)

230
Never made it, but it is a thing -- this looks good: Southern Buttermilk Pie

https://tinyurl.com/43xs5wyn
Posted by: Lizzy


Yeah, I heard it was mainly a "southern" thing.
Yum?
https://youtu.be/p9yzN0xNexI?t=414

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 08:32 PM (1/75k)

231 >>When I was dating in my early 50's I particularly sought out single mothers.


Easy targets, for sure.

But I would not let one anywhere near my home. They immediately start counting bedrooms and bathrooms and start getting ideas.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:33 PM (nyJE4)

232
Big plane crash in China. Pictures are astounding, Boeing goes down in a virtual nosedive.

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1506004639988166658

Posted by: Passing Lurker at March 21, 2022 08:33 PM (oGNNA)

233 Some people are just desperate for a hero to worship
Posted by: Methos

♩ Where have all the heroes gone?

Long time passing. ♪

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

234 226 The single blank given out at random in firing squads traditionally was for the small moral solace that maybe you weren't the one that did the killing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 21, 2022 08:31 PM (53piZ)
Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 08:33 PM (0OP+5)

235 Things are looking better, only 3 tornado warning areas headed this way.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 08:33 PM (KX8uC)

236 REDACTED, thanks for the heads up on Kid Rock. I've always liked him. Good interview. He has no fks to give.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2022 08:34 PM (ou23q)

237 The single blank given out at random in firing squads traditionally was for the small moral solace that maybe you weren't the one that did the killing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 21, 2022 08:31 PM (53piZ)

What do they do if the wax pellet hits the fucker in the groin, instead of the chest?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:34 PM (P3gRi)

238 Single moms are not my thing.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:22 PM


Your word as a Doula ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:34 PM (M+Lyo)

239
When you tell me you can make a pie that tastes like pancakes, I'm Sold!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 08:34 PM (1/75k)

240 Sure they could hand out a single blank at the firing squad. The BFA gives it away though.

Does it need to sarc tag?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2022 08:34 PM (fsetr)

241 235 Things are looking better, only 3 tornado warning areas headed this way.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 08:33 PM (KX8uC)

I'm watching the radar too; system should be over here in 3 hours or so.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2022 08:35 PM (evAgx)

242 Ben Had

May they all miss the ranch, horses, and most importantly, you and your friends.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

243 What do they do if the wax pellet hits the fucker in the groin, instead of the chest?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:34 PM (P3gRi)

He won't feel a thing

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:35 PM (M+Lyo)

244 Easy targets, for sure.

But I would not let one anywhere near my home. They immediately start counting bedrooms and bathrooms and start getting ideas.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:33 PM (nyJE4


You think women without kids don't do that too?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

245 I'd be pissed if I knew I got a blank. Posted by: garrett

Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it.
Posted by: Breaker Morant
------------------------
Not the face!

Posted by: zombie Field-Marshal Murat at March 21, 2022 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

246 Re: Ho-cut Hair-house. I needed a hair cut, not a coupla hundred dollar rub etc. Oh yeah, I think it was a "Russian" mob operation, related to the cab racket. Or the fish egg smugglers. Modern times.

Posted by: klaftern at March 21, 2022 08:36 PM (taPSh)

247 >>Some people are just desperate for a hero to worship

WE'VE BEEN HAD - Uncle Tupelo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b6A9yzJP20

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:36 PM (nyJE4)

248 Never got the blank in a firing squad thing, I haven't shot a rifle in quite a few years but my musket I do blanks sometimes and there is a difference.

It always struck me as a dumb fiction but I guess some people will do some dumb things to fool their own consciences.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 21, 2022 08:36 PM (nfrXX)

249 Thanks, passing lurker. The margins thank you too!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 21, 2022 08:36 PM (fsetr)

250 We make banana pudding with heavy whipping cream, half and half, cream cheese, instant pudding in banana, fwench vanilla, 1 lemon, and lots of vanilla wafers. So rich it'll kill you to look at it.

_____________________________

My wife just had Boston Creme Pie for the first time this weekend. She loved it.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:36 PM (M+Lyo)

251 Big plane crash in China. Pictures are astounding, Boeing goes down in a virtual nosedive.

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1506004639988166658
Posted by: Passing Lurker at March 21, 2022 08:33 PM (oGNNA)

last transmission from the plane was garbled, but it sounded like Sum Ting Wong!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2022 08:36 PM (evAgx)

252 Looks like I will be spending my last few days at work training the attys and pt receptionist how I do everything I do. What a mess.
Posted by: Infidel


Be a shame if you just sorta accidentally forgot to pass along a couple of essential things.

Posted by: mindful webworker, just another cruel and eccentric Moron at March 21, 2022 08:37 PM (MSO0e)

253 >>Your word as a Doula ?


*Scout Sign*

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:37 PM (nyJE4)

254
FWIW, make Tami's Ooey-Gooey Butter Cake and you're just about there, too. It has a very similar flavor in my experience.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Awwww, Tami.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at March 21, 2022 08:37 PM (1/75k)

255 He's a comedian and a rock star!

He's like the coof! There's nothing he can't do! *hic* Stay safe.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 21, 2022 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

256 zombie Field-Marshal Murat

When he was to be shot by his own soldiers, Murat said:

"My friends, if you wish to spare me, aim at my heart."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

257 It always struck me as a dumb fiction but I guess some people will do some dumb things to fool their own consciences.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 21, 2022 08:36 PM (nfrXX)

I fail to see the need for a blank round when the firing squad is all volunteers. They wanted that job. I could see it for a military firing squad, where the shooters are ordered to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:38 PM (P3gRi)

258 Firing squads, done properly are theatrical.
You have the condemned, the last words, the cigarette, the blindfold, the drum rolls, the saber falls, the shots.
Then everyone heads over to Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 21, 2022 08:38 PM (53piZ)

259 >Amy Schumer is trying to find a way to have Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky virtually attend the Oscars


That's nice. That should boost the expected .002 TV rating.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2022 08:39 PM (sAmhv)

260 >>You think women without kids don't do that too?


They do. But they aren't planning on parking someone else's abandoned gets in them.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:39 PM (nyJE4)

261 DangerGirl, made the most incredible nanner pudding ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 08:39 PM (KX8uC)

262 last transmission from the plane was garbled, but it sounded like Sum Ting Wong!

That was me.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at March 21, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse)

263 Buttermilk Pie:

https://tinyurl.com/TeresasButtermilkPieRecipe

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 21, 2022 08:39 PM (VqNuf)

264 What do you call a doula that likes mexican hot sauce?

A Choula doula!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 08:40 PM (4I/2K)

265 Choose your execution:

Guillotine
Hanging
Firing Squad
Drawn and Quartered
Electric Chair
Lethal Injection

Me? Firing squad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 08:40 PM (4fSQf)

266 Aaron Burr was a doula.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2022 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

267 >>DangerGirl, made the most incredible nanner pudding ever.


When I make mine I make bananas foster and then mill it into the pudding base.

As good as it gets, imo.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:40 PM (nyJE4)

268 Good heavens! The plant sale in Puyallup has started back up. It has been so long since I've seen any sort of public gathering.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 08:41 PM (5HBd1)

269 They do. But they aren't planning on parking someone else's abandoned gets in them.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:39 PM (nyJE4)

What if the single mom is a widow, whose hubby was poisoned by the Clot Shot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:41 PM (P3gRi)

270 258 Firing squads, done properly are theatrical.
You have the condemned, the last words, the cigarette, the blindfold, the drum rolls, the saber falls, the shots.
Then everyone heads over to Cracker Barrel.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 21, 2022 08:38 PM (53piZ)
Cigarette my ass, I want a beejer.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 08:42 PM (0OP+5)

271 247 >>Some people are just desperate for a hero to worship

WE'VE BEEN HAD - Uncle Tupelo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b6A9yzJP20
Posted by: garrett



Excellent choice! One of the finest bands ever! Too bad Tweedy and Farrar started hating each other.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 21, 2022 08:42 PM (sAmhv)

272 I am the Pie in the sky
Looking at you
I can read your mind
I am the maker of rules
Dealing with fools
I can cheat you blind
And I don't need to see any more to know that
I can read your mind (looking at you)

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:42 PM (M+Lyo)

273 garrett, point of order- I have eaten hers!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 08:42 PM (KX8uC)

274 Phrasing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 08:43 PM (4fSQf)

275 What if the single mom is a widow, whose hubby was poisoned by the Clot Shot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:41 PM (P3gRi)

Now you are picking the fly shit out of the pepper

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:43 PM (M+Lyo)

276 Much love for the APP, Hatari.

Well done.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:44 PM (nyJE4)

277 264 What do you call a doula that likes mexican hot sauce?

A Choula doula!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 21, 2022 08:40 PM (4I/2K)

*throws qdpsteve joke flag on that play*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2022 08:44 PM (QCwhW)

278 AlaBAMA, yeah, I know.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 08:44 PM (KX8uC)

279 Doula, oh goulash, oh do remember me

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 21, 2022 08:44 PM (eGTCV)

280 I tried a new haircut place. Not too good. Later it was busted as some kind of whore house.
Posted by: klaftern

Should've asked for a blow dry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 21, 2022 08:44 PM (FVME7)

281 Now you are picking the fly shit out of the pepper
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:43 PM (M+Lyo)

No, just pointing out that not all single Moms are single by virtue of making bad life choices.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (P3gRi)

282 >>Excellent choice! One of the finest bands ever! Too bad Tweedy and Farrar started hating each other.


I think their last show might be among the best concerts ever. Kills The Last Waltz, imo.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (nyJE4)

283 278 AlaBAMA, yeah, I know.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 08:44 PM (KX8uC)

Lolol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (4fSQf)

284 Im on a cruz townhall call. What should
I ask him? Besides the obvious zodiac killer questions

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

285 Doula, oh goulash, oh do remember me
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 21, 2022 08:44 PM (eGTCV)

Drat you autocucumber.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (eGTCV)

286 Be a shame if you just sorta accidentally forgot to pass along a couple of essential things.
Posted by: mindful webworker

Dad taught me a few things I have been honing for decades. No worries.

Posted by: Infidel at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (ou23q)

287 No, just pointing out that not all single Moms are single by virtue of making bad life choices.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (P3gRi


Correct. And some are single because their husbands are complete dipshit losers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (4fSQf)

288 >>garrett, point of order- I have eaten hers!


I just gave you my recipe.

For Free.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (nyJE4)

289 Watched The Adam Project. Its cute and wholesome and not the least bit woke.
I'm shocked Netflix made it.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (lCui1)

290 Your cat almost certainly wants to kill you, too. It's their nature.
--

ACAB

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

291 I had a dane like the one in the teamwork video.

Named him Hogan so I could yell at him in a Colonel Klink voice. Wonderful dogs, but such short lives.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (YFAIE)

292 284 Im on a cruz townhall call. What should
I ask him? Besides the obvious zodiac killer questions
Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

Ask him about the J6 guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (QCwhW)

293 284 Im on a cruz townhall call. What should
I ask him? Besides the obvious zodiac killer questions
Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (Ed8Zd


Ask him why he's all hat and no cattle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (4fSQf)

294 >>No, just pointing out that not all single Moms are single by virtue of making bad life choices.


Sure. But they all have kids. And kids are a non-starter.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (nyJE4)

295 Much love for the APP, Hatari.
Well done.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:44 PM (nyJE4)

I don't care
What you do
I wouldn't wanna
I wouldn't want to be like you
I wouldn't want to be like you

Couldn't help myself. I like APP as well

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (M+Lyo)

296 garrett was that a typo - "stripper mom"? I've heard of wine moms, and soccer moms, but stripper mom was a knew one to me, I admit.

It certainly belongs in the Hall of Fantastic Typos/Autocucumbers, if this is the case.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (OTzUX)

297 Garrett, that's like work. DangerGirl brought it to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 08:47 PM (KX8uC)

298 Ben Had,
This guy has your local radar and warnings covered live:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBT1Pbvv4VQ

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 08:47 PM (YmKky)

299 >>>Im on a cruz townhall call. What should I ask him?


Ask about the political prisoners in DC.

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2022 08:47 PM (LqS9Q)

300 J 6. Yes great idea

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 08:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

301 Im on a cruz townhall call. What should
I ask him? Besides the obvious zodiac killer questions
Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (Ed8Zd)



When he was a kid growing up, did his dad ever talk about killing Kennedy?

Posted by: G'rump928(c), not an Ace endorsed commenter at March 21, 2022 08:48 PM (yQpMk)

302 . . . Yankee Doula went to town, riding on a pony . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2022 08:48 PM (xhaym)

303 Ask Vruz the same thing I tell McCaul's staff - who cares about Ukraine, focus on our border, what are you doing to hold Joe's feet to the real fire?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 21, 2022 08:48 PM (oWBc3)

304 "200 IQ dog."
Holy moly that dog is amazing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 08:48 PM (lCui1)

305 Cruz

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 21, 2022 08:48 PM (oWBc3)

306 LASue, please ask him when he's going to the border to meet the next 200,000 illegals.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 08:48 PM (KX8uC)

307 Guillotine
Hanging
Firing Squad
Drawn and Quartered
Electric Chair
Lethal Injection

Me? Firing squad.


Helicopter.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (lD3vL)

308 No, just pointing out that not all single Moms are single by virtue of making bad life choices.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 08:45 PM (P3gRi)

I was just trying to make a cheap joke.

My stepfather was a great guy and married my mother with 3 kids. God bless him.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (M+Lyo)

309 >> Garrett, that's like work. DangerGirl brought it to me.


You got a PO Box? I can mix up a batch and throw it in a cardboard box if you would like?

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (nyJE4)

310
Sure. But they all have kids. And kids are a non-starter.
Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:46 PM (nyJE4)

I already raised my own. Not raising some other guy's kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (II3Gr)

311 Wedding splash: Almost seems like it had to be staged.

Kid splashing in the puddle: How old is that? Still great, but strange to think he might be an adult by now.

Posted by: mindful webworker, just another cruel and eccentric Moron at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (MSO0e)

312 rhomboid

I've used that term for decades. For tall, bendy Moms at school with skimpy tops and tight yoga pants, with a come hither look about them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

313 Single moms are an expensive hobby.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5)

314 I guess hooray for South Carolina, but seems kinda cheese-ass to just have a firing squad. Why not North Korean style, with small anti-aircraft artillery? Now *that* would make a statement.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (OTzUX)

315 Ask Cruz why he doesn't repeatedly punch McConnell in the speed bag until he vomits his nuts onto his tie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (4fSQf)

316 Either ask Cruz what strategies can be taken to stop the Fentanyl smuggling, or which Thompson Cigar he likes best.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2022 08:50 PM (xhaym)

317 My wife just had Boston Creme Pie for the first time this weekend. She loved it.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:36 PM (M+Lyo)

---------------------------

Was she confused by the fact that it was a cake?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 21, 2022 08:50 PM (CAJOC)

318 Stripper Mom was not a typo.

At a certain age, a stripper has to move to new career and Stylist is a popular one.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:50 PM (nyJE4)

319 Im on a cruz townhall call. What should
I ask him?




Ask him to tell you about himself, what he sees himself in 5 years, and what is his "brand"....

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:50 PM (V13WU)

320 313 Single moms are an expensive hobby.
Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5)

------------------------------

Married moms, doubly so.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 21, 2022 08:51 PM (CAJOC)

321 Single moms are an expensive hobby.
Posted by: Eromero

good evening. this is why I've gone all in on the long term investment... just kidding. Smash is stuck with me, she totes married down. 29 years this october, the week after the MoMe.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 08:51 PM (UgAdJ)

322 NaCly in the probably infrequent event that they had the bod for such, not the worst thing about a school environment, I guess.

Local elementary school is pretty meh, judging by the moms walking around the 'hood.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 08:51 PM (OTzUX)

323 >>I've used that term for decades. For tall, bendy Moms at school with skimpy tops and tight yoga pants, with a come hither look about them.


Bolt Ons. You forgot the Bolt Ons with the Highbeams engaged.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:51 PM (nyJE4)

324 Kidding aside, the wife had a few of her college friends out this weekend and asked if I would consider any of them for marriage when she passes. Danger zone. I replied that after nearly 50 years of bliss I wouldn't dream of repeating any of this. When the wine passes, she'll get it. Danger zone.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (oWBc3)

325 Tonypete, wbap is the best for weather and I have it on plus the radar.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (KX8uC)

326 "Ask Cruz why he doesn't repeatedly punch McConnell in the speed bag until he vomits his nuts onto his tie." - AlaBAMA

This made me chuckle, and I also think I'd like to hear such a question put to a US public figure, in a live setting.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (OTzUX)

327 I was just trying to make a cheap joke.

-
We'll have none of that here!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (FVME7)

328 Was she confused by the fact that it was a cake?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 21, 2022 08:50 PM (CAJOC)

A little !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (M+Lyo)

329 garrett thanks, thought it was a typo. Going to bed smarter tonight, as a friend likes to say.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (OTzUX)

330 Texas Republican voters are great Very knowledgeable

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

331 Ask him to tell you about himself, what he sees himself in 5 years, and what is his "brand"....

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 08:50 PM (V13WU)


"So Ted, what is it that you do around here?"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2022 08:54 PM (xhaym)

332 217 >Amy Schumer is trying to find a way to have Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky virtually attend the Oscars

Hasn't the Ukraine endured enough suffering?

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 21, 2022 08:54 PM (GZ/yK)

333 When I was dating in my early 50's I particularly sought out single mothers.

Easy targets, for sure.

But I would not let one anywhere near my home. They immediately start counting bedrooms and bathrooms and start getting ideas.
Posted by: garrett

Oh, sorry - I was unclear. I was a widowed Dad with little kids. Single mothers shared the same worries and concerns that I had. I figured there was a much bigger chance of a match with them.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2022 08:54 PM (YmKky)

334 >>>Im on a cruz townhall call. What should I ask him?


If he could be a tree, what kind.

Posted by: Barbara Walters at March 21, 2022 08:54 PM (LqS9Q)

335 326 "Ask Cruz why he doesn't repeatedly punch McConnell in the speed bag until he vomits his nuts onto his tie." - AlaBAMA

This made me chuckle, and I also think I'd like to hear such a question put to a US public figure, in a live setting.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (OTzUX)


Get me in a town hall with any of them and I'll make you chuckle for a week.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 08:54 PM (4fSQf)

336 >314 I guess hooray for South Carolina, but seems kinda cheese-ass to just have a firing squad. Why not North Korean style, with small anti-aircraft artillery? Now *that* would make a statement. Posted by: rhomboid

Being "blown from a cannon" - strapped across the muzzle and then firing it - used to be a thing.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 21, 2022 08:54 PM (YFAIE)

337 Last cigar shipment from Thompson seemed a bit dry. Disappointed they don't emulate other vendors, who put the tiny Boveda packs in their shipments, which generally will prevent any drying out.

Just did first order from CigarPage yesterday, curious how their shipping will be.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 08:55 PM (OTzUX)

338 LASue, please ask him when he's going to the border to meet the next 200,000 illegals.

Somebody's gonna have to go back to town and get a whooole sh*tload of teddy bears.

Posted by: Glen B. at March 21, 2022 08:55 PM (nfrXX)

339 Inman on Nitter worked fine

First video no problem, second video some minor stuttering at the beginning.

Thanks ace!

Posted by: fluffy at March 21, 2022 08:55 PM (UnQlg)

340 asked if I would consider any of them for marriage when she passes.

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I've done 35 years hard time and they never take me alive!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 21, 2022 08:55 PM (FVME7)

341 rhomboid

I have a long story about one, with a coworker locked in a small room with a stripper Mom and the hot speech therapist during a tornado alert.

I was locked in a room with some bratty kids, and had to spend the time keeping them from stealing school property.

I razed my coworker about his good luck.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

342 Kidding aside, the wife had a few of her college friends out this weekend and asked if I would consider any of them for marriage when she passes. Danger zone. I replied that after nearly 50 years of bliss I wouldn't dream of repeating any of this. When the wine passes, she'll get it. Danger zone.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (oWBc3)

Any hot daughters ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 21, 2022 08:56 PM (M+Lyo)

343 "Senator, please reflect on the fact that George Floyd has been clean and sober for more than two years"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2022 08:56 PM (xhaym)

344 Never got the blank in a firing squad thing, I haven't shot a rifle in quite a few years but my musket I do blanks sometimes and there is a difference.
Posted by: Skip

Its so none of the shooters can be sure that they killed a man.

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2022 08:56 PM (arJlL)

345 >>>>>Im on a cruz townhall call. What should I ask him?


Brandi Love or Katie Morgan?

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2022 08:57 PM (nyJE4)

346 66 Barr was in on the steal. He wanted trump gone so bad that he was willing to overlook all of the crimes and corruption in that laptop and the rampant fraud in the election. He was the one man who knew everything and could have stopped it all, but the orange man was bad.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 07:52 PM (4nMny)

It's not that Barr believed Orange Man Bad. It's that Barr is a company-man, and the company gave him orders.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at March 21, 2022 08:57 PM (CCcN5)

347 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2022 08:57 PM (TdMsT)

348 McDill is busy tonight. Just counted at least 7 choppers flying over the neighborhood so low the house shook. Literally so loud neighbors were running out in their pj's to witness their own death.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at March 21, 2022 08:57 PM (cRbt7)

349 {{{ Ladyl }}}

How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

350 324 Kidding aside, the wife had a few of her college friends out this weekend and asked if I would consider any of them for marriage when she passes. Danger zone. I replied that after nearly 50 years of bliss I wouldn't dream of repeating any of this. When the wine passes, she'll get it. Danger zone.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (oWBc3)

You could have said "aw no, none of them, not a chance. But your friend Debbie - now she's got a daughter who is HOT! I think about her all the time!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2022 08:58 PM (evAgx)

351 Did Cruz take his pops to show and tell?

Posted by: klaftern at March 21, 2022 08:58 PM (taPSh)

352 Rhomboid, complain to Thompsons, they are supposed to be good at customer complaints.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2022 08:58 PM (xhaym)

353 Good evening, Ladyl!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 21, 2022 08:59 PM (OX9vb)

354 Ben Had, he just said there have been 2 million illegals in one year alone. Yikes. Mainly chatting about Ukraine and oil so far. And what a weak weirdo Biden is.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 08:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

355
Being "blown from a cannon" - strapped across the muzzle and then firing it - used to be a thing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

ahhhh, we have a 'Flashman' fan here.

remember to wink so the sergeant will know you're really a Brit

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 08:59 PM (UgAdJ)

356 Apparently Zelensky's statement about putting any peace deal (=capitulation) with Russia to a referendum vote was not, in fact, one of his lamer jokes. They appear to be serious.

The scenarios one can imagine are darkly hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 09:00 PM (OTzUX)

357 Senator, our country has never been worse off. We've been hostage on a cruise ship headed for an iceberg for decades and just a couple of years ago someone hit the nitrous on the engine.

All people should be judged by their accomplishments and failures. Given that, will you resign, tonight, in disgrace like a man with a conscience or continue to steal money from every American by claiming to be doing a job you're clearly not doing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)

358 Being "blown from a cannon" - strapped across the muzzle and then firing it - used to be a thing.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 21, 2022 08:54 PM (YFAIE)


That would make a mess. Better do it over a big pond and hope the koi get all the scraps

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2022 09:00 PM (xhaym)

359 Tom Servo

Uh, no. Cause then we'd have to share his stuff.

You know that will be at the tail end of any disagreement until the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

360 356 Apparently Zelensky's statement about putting any peace deal (=capitulation) with Russia to a referendum vote was not, in fact, one of his lamer jokes. They appear to be serious.

The scenarios one can imagine are darkly hilarious.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 09:00 PM (OTzUX)

Dominion can make the referendum come out any way they want.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2022 09:01 PM (QCwhW)

361 44 Dogs are animals.

I really cannot tell jokes from reality anymore with the Kamala speak.

Posted by: Dogbert at March 21, 2022 09:01 PM (Z9HSN)

362 You could ask Cruz about the trucker convoy. He did show up for that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 09:02 PM (5HBd1)

363 If you’re ever in Waco, Sacsee’s has a great buttermilk pie.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 21, 2022 09:02 PM (U+Oxn)

364 Duncanthrax will be upset to know that this blog is seguing away from a bat-based blog to a whale-based one.

Ace, you've done a mighty, even heroic job of providing content for the many chiroptophiles here. While obviously we hope that there will be at least some continued curated content, Cetaceans are certainly worthy of being featured.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 21, 2022 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)

365 Huh. KY just overrode Beshear's veto on ending the covid state of emergency.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 21, 2022 09:03 PM (QCwhW)

366 >ahhhh, we have a 'Flashman' fan here.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Every single book was great, but Flashman at the Charge was probably my favorite, Royal Flash least.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 21, 2022 09:03 PM (YFAIE)

367 {{{Salty Dog}}}

I'm doing great, my dear! How are you?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2022 09:05 PM (TdMsT)

368 White House preemptively blames Putin for coming food shortages.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 09:05 PM (4fSQf)

369 LOL

Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO
Received an email from The NYTimes asking for comment regarding me "advancing ideas that Ukraine is a corrupt country" - similar to Russian state TV.

I replied informing them that I actually got my ideas from the New York Times, and provided them links to their past articles.

https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/
1506011991822938117

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:05 PM (lCui1)

370 337 Last cigar shipment from Thompson seemed a bit dry. Disappointed they don't emulate other vendors, who put the tiny Boveda packs in their shipments, which generally will prevent any drying out.

Just did first order from CigarPage yesterday, curious how their shipping will be.
Posted by: rhomboid

____________________
You know... I've noticed this too. My last shipment from CI had some questionable sticks. They seemed to have been exposed to low humidity and the wrappers were cracking on delivery. I suspect there's some issues with shipping and obviously some really shitty QA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2022 09:06 PM (BFigT)

371 Being "blown from a cannon" - strapped across the muzzle and then firing it - used to be a thing.
--------

The Brits, during the 1857 Sepoy Mutiny. The term used was 'Rent Asunder'. See: 'The Night Runners of Bengal', John Masters

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2022 09:07 PM (CTJwJ)

372 356 Apparently Zelensky's statement about putting any peace deal (=capitulation) with Russia to a referendum vote was not, in fact, one of his lamer jokes. They appear to be serious.

The scenarios one can imagine are darkly hilarious.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 21, 2022 09:00 PM (OTzUX)

Yeah, a vote when you have already outlawed the opposition parties... especially those in the Russian held areas of the country.

Oh, and they cannot use any media... TV, Radio, Social... nothing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

373 Im on a cruz townhall call. What should
I ask him?


January 6th.

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at March 21, 2022 09:08 PM (Xrfse)

374 Zelinsky better put that up that plebiscite right quick, his voter base is shrinking every day.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 21, 2022 09:08 PM (xhaym)

375 Off bad pilot sock.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2022 09:08 PM (Xrfse)

376 I replied informing them that I actually got my ideas from the New York Times, and provided them links to their past articles.
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Ha! Excellent...rub their noses in their own excrement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 21, 2022 09:09 PM (CTJwJ)

377 Someone is asking about Rinos Liz Cheney and Jan 6 Vague question tho.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2022 09:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

378 I replied informing them that I actually got my ideas from the New York Times, and provided them links to their past articles.

Top. Journalists.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2022 09:10 PM (Xrfse)

379 LadyL

Living the dream. I have some more stories after my travels last week.

This year in Corsicana!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ)

380 Zelenskyy does not have time for a referendum , he needs to get ready for the Oscars.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:11 PM (V13WU)

381 324 Kidding aside, the wife had a few of her college friends out this weekend and asked if I would consider any of them for marriage when she passes. Danger zone. I replied that after nearly 50 years of bliss I wouldn't dream of repeating any of this. When the wine passes, she'll get it. Danger zone.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (oWBc3)

No Dear, I'd have already served my life sentence.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

382 The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2022 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

383 Maybe Zelenskyy will be presented with a special Oscar - Best Actor in a foreign action movie?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:14 PM (lCui1)

384 379 LadyL

Living the dream. I have some more stories after my travels last week.

This year in Corsicana!
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ)


I can't wait to hear some Salty Dog stories!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2022 09:14 PM (TdMsT)

385 383 Maybe Zelenskyy will be presented with a special Oscar - Best Actor in a foreign action movie?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:14 PM (lCui1)


*golf clap*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 09:14 PM (4fSQf)

386 373 Im on a cruz townhall call. What should
I ask him?

January 6th.
Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at March 21, 2022 09:08 PM (Xrfse)

Senator, I know you believe in the rule of law and the Constitution. What specifically have you done so far to ensure the rule of law and defendants' constitutional rights have been upheld for all the J6 defendants?

Posted by: Nova local at March 21, 2022 09:15 PM (exHjb)

387 380 Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:11 PM (V13WU)

The referendum is a fait accompli and not meant to be taken literally.

It gives them an out, confused the American public, gives Putin most of what he wants, reduces American power regionally, weakens America's standing as the Petro dollar, mainstreams the idea of an Iran deal, and gives the illusion of the reduction of global stability.

I won't go so far as to say the entire thing was choreographed like a dance video, but it definitely met a lot of goals including the right people getting untraceable money.

Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 09:15 PM (Lzpvj)

388 Ladyl, Hey Sunshine. I have some news for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 09:16 PM (KX8uC)

389 The Caucescus didn't really get a proper firing squad.
Just thrown against a wall.
Rather slapdash...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 21, 2022 09:16 PM (53piZ)

390 324 Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 21, 2022 08:53 PM (oWBc3)


Safe answer, the thing is my wife knows I have two women other than her I would even consider and that is it.

Honesty is the best policy, but when the chips are down I have been with wife for more than 30 of my 49 years.....

I really do not want to learn someone else's bathroom conventions or favorite foods.

Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 09:17 PM (Lzpvj)

391 {{{April}}}. Good evening! How are things down your way?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2022 09:17 PM (TdMsT)

392
Maybe Zelenskyy will be presented with a special Oscar - Best Actor in a foreign action movie?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


What if they find out he's opposed to gay marriage?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2022 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

393 It's hard anyway, Sven. If you haven't cheated, it will feel like you are cheating, even after they are gone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 09:18 PM (5HBd1)

394 The Brits, during the 1857 Sepoy Mutiny. The term used was 'Rent Asunder'. See: 'The Night Runners of Bengal', John Masters
----------------------------------------
Also in 1871 of 65 Sikhs. [A practice 'invented' by the pre-British Moghuls.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 21, 2022 09:19 PM (UHVv4)

395 392
Maybe Zelenskyy will be presented with a special Oscar - Best Actor in a foreign action movie?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

What if they find out he's opposed to gay marriage?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2022 09:18 PM (63Dwl


The same guy who dresses in drag?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)

396 Ask Cruz if Amanda Carpenter's carpet matches the curtains.

Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2022 09:19 PM (oXNqT)

397 Martini Farmer, my humidor operator manual says to put a little water in a shot glass and set it in there to boost the humidity. I just did that in addition to adding a couple drops of propylene glycol.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 09:19 PM (0OP+5)

398 The point is not whether the Ukraine is or isn't corrupt.
Russia invaded a sovereign nation that had made no physical or verbal threats of aggression against Russia.

Approval of Russia invading Ukraine is tacit approval of any nation invading another on a whim.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2022 09:19 PM (JfK3f)

399 We make banana pudding with heavy whipping cream, half and half, cream cheese, instant pudding in banana, fwench vanilla, 1 lemon, and lots of vanilla wafers. So rich it'll kill you to look at it.
Posted by: Eromero

*

You wouldn't happen to have a recipe you'd be willing to share, would you? Or at least a close one online so you don't have to give out any family secrets?

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:20 PM (d1OHN)

400 Dear {{{Ben Had}}}

Do tell!

Miss you, sister!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2022 09:21 PM (TdMsT)

401 Ladyl. email in the am.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 09:23 PM (KX8uC)

402 396 Ask Cruz if Amanda Carpenter's carpet matches the curtains.
Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2022 09:19 PM (oXNqT)


no need to

Liz Mair has already confirmed it

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 09:23 PM (us2H3)

403 399 We make banana pudding with heavy whipping cream, half and half, cream cheese, instant pudding in banana, fwench vanilla, 1 lemon, and lots of vanilla wafers. So rich it'll kill you to look at it.
Posted by: Eromero
------------------

I'm ready

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2022 09:23 PM (JfK3f)

404 Ukraine had agreed not to join NATO, but kept poking the bear with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 09:24 PM (5HBd1)

405 The point is not whether the Ukraine is or isn't corrupt.
Russia invaded a sovereign nation that had made no physical or verbal threats of aggression against Russia.

Approval of Russia invading Ukraine is tacit approval of any nation invading another on a whim.
--
Russia hasn't done anything we haven't done in the last couple of decades. Any rule that would restrain Russia from acting in their clear national interest in the face of DC's aggression is one that we would never accept for ourselves. There therefore is no such rule.

It is severely dishonest to pretend otherwise.

Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2022 09:25 PM (kOpft)

406 Approval of Russia invading Ukraine is tacit approval of any nation invading another on a whim.

Posted by: Braenyard

*

Remember back in November or so of last year when Biden decided that Ukraine should be a member of NATO and assured Zelenskiy that it would happen and that they'd slap their Nato ass right up against Russia because f*ck those guys?

Then said he'd tolerate a "minor incursion" that he knew he'd set up?

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:25 PM (d1OHN)

407 {i]397 Martini Farmer, my humidor operator manual says to put a little water in a shot glass and set it in there to boost the humidity. I just did that in addition to adding a couple drops of propylene glycol.
Posted by: Eromero

Yea... I have an Audew thermo-electric humidor. A "wine cooler" type contraption. Supposed to keep the humidity at "whatever" I preset using glycol, distilled water, Bovdea packs, etc. Problem is the sticks are arriving in poor condition and it's not apparent until they've sat for a month or more. I keep it at 68 percent, which is "supposed" to be the sweet spot for Cubans.

I do periodically bump the humidity up if it seems to be below 65%... which is possible here when the air is really dry. Like today. RH was 30%.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2022 09:25 PM (BFigT)

408 399 We make banana pudding with heavy whipping cream, half and half, cream cheese, instant pudding in banana, fwench vanilla, 1 lemon, and lots of vanilla wafers. So rich it'll kill you to look at it.
Posted by: Eromero

*

You wouldn't happen to have a recipe you'd be willing to share, would you? Or at least a close one online so you don't have to give out any family secrets?
Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:20 PM (d1OHN)
I usually wing it but will try to make some sor of order and get it to you. Maybe I'll make one this coming October. Hell it's easier than Savannah River Catfish
Stew.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 09:26 PM (0OP+5)

409 398 Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2022 09:19 PM (JfK3f)

Ukraine and Russia have been tussling since 2014, when they invaded the Crimea under Emperor Urkle X.

Let's not pretend that SUDDENLY stopping Russia is the world's most important thing because of enraged opprobrium at Russian intransigence.

It is a convenient time for the west to be angry as it takes the focus off the monkey fucking a football response to CUOMO19.

The Ukies bought the American political class in high enough numbers they essentially think they have access to America's theorized limitless credit card.

I do not like that but I can tolerate it, if the American soldier gets sacrificed to the greed and corruption of the Ukies and the American political class I will be less than thrilled as a first point.

Add in that the democrats in particular who have spent my entire life pretending the Soviets and Russians both needed sucked off are now the hardest Russophobes on Earth and are literally risking nuclear exchange they have decried if shit goes sideways and I am at risk of death from eyerolling and vomiting.

Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 09:26 PM (Lzpvj)

410 The Caucescus didn't really get a proper firing squad.
Just thrown against a wall.
Rather slapdash...


That's the sort of thing that happens when you allow someone else to plan your execution and give them no advance notice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 21, 2022 09:26 PM (SchxB)

411 US sending weapons that we acquired during the war with Mexico

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 09:26 PM (us2H3)

412 "Approval of Russia invading Ukraine is tacit approval of any nation invading another on a whim."

Local story. Over 10 miles away.

Posted by: fd at March 21, 2022 09:26 PM (vrz2I)

413 Been treating my back for the past two hours. Holy shit I'm not sure this Monday morning class is working for me. I always seem to suffer later on. Anyhoo.. what did I miss?

Ben Had I did send you an email about the Texas MoMe. I'll be there!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 21, 2022 09:26 PM (nxdel)

414 Heck, Russia didn't even have to travel across an ocean to look for WMDs that were a danger to its country.

It's hard to argue with their pretext.

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:27 PM (d1OHN)

415 Have a great night, everyone.

May you be tornado free in your Op Area. After all it is a big state, and a tornado is like a thin hair touching parts of it. Odds are in your favor.

Good luck.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 21, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

416 406 Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:25 PM (d1OHN)

Quite, Joe "Kidd" Biden basically invited this.

Putin is not CornPop there will be no hug it out scene.

Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 09:27 PM (Lzpvj)

417 Gas prices are high, and I have noticed more people doing the accelerate and coast on the interstate. They somehow think that speeding up to 80, then coasting down to 60 saves gas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 09:27 PM (qnVBz)

418 The Caucescus didn't really get a proper firing squad.
Just thrown against a wall.
Rather slapdash...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 21, 2022 09:16 PM (53piZ)

But full-auto was used, winning an "A" for thoroughness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2022 09:27 PM (P3gRi)

419 412 "Approval of Russia invading Ukraine is tacit approval of any nation invading another on a whim."

Local story. Over 10 miles away.
Posted by: fd at March 21, 2022 09:26 PM (vrz2I)

Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria.... OK, I'll stop there...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 09:27 PM (oHd/0)

420 I usually wing it but will try to make some sor of order and get it to you. Maybe I'll make one this coming October. Hell it's easier than Savannah River Catfish
Stew.
Posted by: Eromero

**

Thanks. Lots of my dishes are that way, too, so I completely understand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:28 PM (d1OHN)

421 BTW, Sun Dog Cafe would be a great name for a grunge band.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at March 21, 2022 09:28 PM (x8Wzq)

422 Thanks, Martini Farmer! I intend to randomly pick one to smoke tomorrow with a drink of Wild Turkey, just a little cause back to work Wednesday.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 09:29 PM (0OP+5)

423 The Ukies bought the American political class in high enough numbers they essentially think they have access to America's theorized limitless credit card.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2022 09:31 PM (Xrfse)

424 414 Heck, Russia didn't even have to travel across an ocean to look for WMDs that were a danger to its country.

It's hard to argue with their pretext.
Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:27 PM (d1OHN)

Anecdotal, but... spent the last 3 days out of town dealing with a funeral (Uncle). When Ukraine was mentioned, NO ONE was for us going to war for... or even really supporting the Ukes. EVERYONE knew we were being lied to about the situation...

A lot of it boiled down to, if ALL the media is telling us the same thing the government is? ITS A LIE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 09:32 PM (oHd/0)

425 In all honesty if I thought there was a bioweapon lab funded by an antagonistic country in the neighboring country I'd support securing that lab bamn.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:32 PM (lCui1)

426 Ukraine made cessation of hostilities and other agreements that it never intended to keep, continued to kill people in the east and basically thought that it could get away with anything because of US backing - financial, political , military. They found out they were way off. They also found out that if you make agreement with a country like Russia, the would be expected to keep them. And if you threatened a country like Russia, they would take it seriously. And if you lie to Russia , there would also be a price. Ukraine cuckery is paying dividends they did not expect.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:33 PM (V13WU)

427 Jewells, I apologize for not getting right back to you. Your confirmation brought me such joy. I can't wait.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 09:33 PM (KX8uC)

428 420 I usually wing it but will try to make some sor of order and get it to you. Maybe I'll make one this coming October. Hell it's easier than Savannah River Catfish
Stew.
Posted by: Eromero

**

Thanks. Lots of my dishes are that way, too, so I completely understand.
Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:28 PM (d1OHN)
Damnit, I forgot the whipped cream, it goes in there too. I'm telling you when you eat this you feel like a millionaire.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 09:33 PM (0OP+5)

429 Wait.

Zelensky's not a superhero??

Marvel/Disney told me he is.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah - Reset This (points to amazeballs)! at March 21, 2022 09:33 PM (sJHOI)

430 417 Gas prices are high, and I have noticed more people doing the accelerate and coast on the interstate. They somehow think that speeding up to 80, then coasting down to 60 saves gas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2022 09:27 PM (qnVBz)

I used to have a kid that would help me drive shipments from MA to Dallas

he would drive either 65 or 85

guess he thought the stateys would average his speed

they don't

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 09:34 PM (us2H3)

431 326 "Ask Cruz why he doesn't repeatedly punch McConnell in the speed bag until he vomits his nuts onto his tie." - AlaBAMA


Laughing my ass off here boss.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 21, 2022 09:34 PM (XlDSe)

432 429 Wait.

Zelensky's not a superhero??

Marvel/Disney told me he is.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah - Reset This (points to amazeballs)! at March 21, 2022 09:33 PM (sJHOI)

he hasn't sunk to the point that he shaking down hoolers and Nike

but the war is young

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2022 09:35 PM (us2H3)

433 In all honesty if I thought there was a bioweapon lab funded by an antagonistic country in the neighboring country I'd support securing that lab bamn.

An antagonistic country *with a very recent history of arranging lab accidents that killed a bunch of your people*.

Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2022 09:35 PM (kOpft)

434 Things I envy other states for:
Constitutional carry
Gas tax holiday
Well-paved roads

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:35 PM (lCui1)

435 No worries Ben Had!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 21, 2022 09:36 PM (nxdel)

436 Zelensky's not a superhero??

Marvel/Disney told me he is.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah - Reset This (points to amazeballs)! at March 21, 2022 09:33 PM (sJHOI)

Yeah, but that version is a strong black woman.

Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2022 09:36 PM (kOpft)

437 429 Wait.

Zelensky's not a superhero??

Marvel/Disney told me he is.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah - Reset This (points to amazeballs)! at March 21, 2022 09:33 PM (sJHOI)

You misspelled Hanity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 09:37 PM (oHd/0)

438 Pretending that Russia invaded Ukraine and Ukraine is an innocent bystander, is like saying that Israel's operations in Gaza or West Bank to clean out terror nests, are invasions of some sovereign country that has done nothing to it.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:38 PM (V13WU)

439 434 Things I envy other states for:
Constitutional carry
Gas tax holiday
Well-paved roads
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:35 PM (lCui1)
'That's right you're not from Texas but Texas wants you anyway.'
L.Lovett

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 09:39 PM (0OP+5)

440 You misspelled Hanity.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 09:37 PM (oHd/0)

so did you.

*Nelson Muntz laugh*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at March 21, 2022 09:39 PM (x8Wzq)

441 Ukraine good, Russia bad. The TV says so.

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2022 09:40 PM (LqS9Q)

442 Russia sat on Ukraine's border for a month, Zelensky couldn't pickup a phone?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 09:40 PM (KX8uC)

443 guess he thought the stateys would average his speed

Really does annoy me when people drop down to five to ten miles below the speed limit because they see a cop around. Guess what? You saw him, he saw you.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 21, 2022 09:41 PM (U+Oxn)

444 It is inconvenient to think that plans of making Ukraine a de-facto NATO entity, and forcing a regime change in Russia are going up in smoke, but here we are. Another regime change that fell through.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:42 PM (V13WU)

445 So guess what I was shopping for a cheap organizer caddy thingy for my skincare nonsense and I found what I wanted and I looked at the label and was pleasantly surprised that it was NOT made in Chyna.
Made in Korea.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:42 PM (lCui1)

446 Pretending that Russia invaded Ukraine and Ukraine is an innocent bystander, is like saying that Israel's operations in Gaza or West Bank to clean out terror nests, are invasions of some sovereign country that has done nothing to it.
Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:38 PM (V13WU)

There's no shortage of people who make excuses for the palistinians, too. 'So what if they were keeping troops or munitions in that hospital, you're not allowed to bomb hospitals!'

Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2022 09:43 PM (kOpft)

447 You saw him, he saw you.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 21, 2022 09:41 PM (U+Oxn)
----

And his radar/lidar unit saw you before you saw him.

Posted by: ballistic at March 21, 2022 09:44 PM (oXNqT)

448 Eromero, Lyle Lovett and his Big Band, oh yeah.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 09:44 PM (KX8uC)

449 Really does annoy me when people drop down to five to ten miles below the speed limit because they see a cop around. Guess what? You saw him, he saw you.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 21, 2022 09:41 PM (U+Oxn)

Especially when the Cop is sitting there writing a ticket to someone who is already pulled over.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2022 09:44 PM (oHd/0)

450 Remember back in November or so of last year when Biden decided that Ukraine should be a member of NATO and assured Zelenskiy that it would happen and that they'd slap their Nato ass right up against Russia because f*ck those guys?

-
Just like he spoke to Corn Pop.

(I fat fingered/autocucumbered Cohen Pop. There are Jews everywhere.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 21, 2022 09:44 PM (FVME7)

451 Little spot of weather in Texas.

We are enjoying the confines of a closet at the moment.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 21, 2022 09:45 PM (9PjK4)

452 I'm at the point I'll buy stuff from Vietnam over China.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 09:45 PM (0OP+5)

453 Made in Korea.


Cool.
I'be been seeing some made in Vietnam items. Indonesia too. Korean when I shop at Korean market.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:45 PM (V13WU)

454 There's no shortage of people who make excuses for the palistinians, too. 'So what if they were keeping troops or munitions in that hospital, you're not allowed to bomb hospitals!'
Posted by: Methos

*

I'm just glad they're not doing that in the Ukraine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:45 PM (d1OHN)

455 guess he thought the stateys would average his speed

**

When I was learning to drive someone told me to always have a car ahead of me if I wanted to go fast. I think he called it a rabbit. That car would be cop bait.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:46 PM (lCui1)

456 stay safe, Texas Dan! Hope it passes by quickly without touching down.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 21, 2022 09:47 PM (5HBd1)

457 Really does annoy me when people drop down to five to ten miles below the speed limit because they see a cop around. Guess what? You saw him, he saw you.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 21, 2022 09:41 PM (U+Oxn)

Saw that this morning going to work. I was all "the fuck?!" then I saw the county sheriff cruiser. I was able to change lanes, and saw that he was actually driving slower than the posted 45. Everyone else was all "doo-tee-doo, not speedin' here boss." So I drove the speed limit and got the good lane. Deputy was stuck behind a truck.

Been driving for a long time. I know how shit works.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at March 21, 2022 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)

458 There's no shortage of people who make excuses for the palistinians, too. 'So what if they were keeping troops or munitions in that hospital, you're not allowed to bomb hospitals!'
Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2022 09:43 PM (kOpft)


Yeah, I've seen this movie before.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:48 PM (V13WU)

459 Texas Dan, may it pass over you. Our lack of rain has been taken care of this evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 09:48 PM (KX8uC)

460 I'm just glad they're not doing that in the Ukraine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:48 PM (lCui1)

461 {{{Jewells}}}

Hope your back is feeling better.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2022 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

462 When I was learning to drive someone told me to always have a car ahead of me if I wanted to go fast. I think he called it a rabbit. That car would be cop bait.

Spotters. I never begrudge someone who wants to go faster than I do.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 21, 2022 09:49 PM (U+Oxn)

463 Russia sat on Ukraine's border for a month, Zelensky couldn't pickup a phone?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 09:40 PM (KX8uC)


He had instructions. He does not think on his own, does not act on his own.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:49 PM (V13WU)

464 Prayers for you Texas Dan

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:49 PM (lCui1)

465 'Do you know how fast you were going?'
'No sir but I bet you do.'

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 09:49 PM (0OP+5)

466 Ladyl.. not sure if it's the workout or maybe the weather. It's cold and rainy here which never helps. Thank you

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 21, 2022 09:50 PM (nxdel)

467 There's no shortage of people who make excuses for the palistinians, too. 'So what if they were keeping troops or munitions in that hospital, you're not allowed to bomb hospitals!'
Posted by: Methos at March 21, 2022 09:43 PM (kOpft)


Yeah, I've seen this movie before.
Posted by: runner

fire bomb that fucking thing until the damned rubble bounces. don't want your hospitals and schools bombed? start knifing the assholes that are using them for military purposes.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 09:50 PM (UgAdJ)

468 Do you know how fast you were going?'
'No sir but I bet you do.'



LOL

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:50 PM (V13WU)

469 When I was learning to drive someone told me to always have a car ahead of me if I wanted to go fast. I think he called it a rabbit. That car would be cop bait.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:46 PM (lCui1)


Don't follow so close that when the cop pulls out to go after the rabbit he ends up behind you.

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2022 09:51 PM (LqS9Q)

470 451 Posted by: TexasDan at March 21, 2022 09:45 PM (9PjK4)

God speed Dan, I may get to hang out in the bathtub around 0100....

Yeehaw always remember Dallas is trying to get to Mississippi

Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 09:51 PM (Lzpvj)

471
Saw that this morning going to work. I was all "the fuck?!" then I saw the county sheriff cruiser.

*

I've got a friend who bought a black Dodge Charger with the big engine and performance package. Loves it. HATES to drive it, because every time he takes it out everyone touches the brakes and drives five below the limit wherever he goes. He's seriously debating selling it because it's such a PITA.

Posted by: Moron Robbie still has his 2019 DNA at March 21, 2022 09:52 PM (d1OHN)

472 Being lied to is status quo in 2022. Accept it and decide accordingly.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 21, 2022 09:52 PM (Xrfse)

473 ire bomb that fucking thing until the damned rubble bounces. don't want your hospitals and schools bombed? start knifing the assholes that are using them for military purposes.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 09:50 PM (UgAdJ)


genocide... women and children..

They are using civilians as shields - like they've been doing in Mariupol, not letting them leave even when humanitarian corridors opened, again and again.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:53 PM (V13WU)

474 Any of the Horde west and south of 45, if you need anything , my email is in the left sidebar again.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 09:53 PM (KX8uC)

475 That Mexican comedian Fluffy has some funny jokes about getting pulled over.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 21, 2022 09:56 PM (lCui1)

476 474 Any of the Horde west and south of 45, if you need anything , my email is in the left sidebar again.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 09:53 PM (KX8uC)
Just got the weather alert here. We be good.

Posted by: Eromero at March 21, 2022 09:57 PM (0OP+5)

477 473 Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 09:53 PM (V13WU)

It is what people do when they fight us or Ivan.

Ivan has actually been a lot more restrained than he would have been in the past, not that the newsies give him credit for it.

Ivan from the 90s would have been using broad spectrum artillery bombardment nonstop, they have not for the most part done this.

The Ukies are acting like a weaker opponent that feels total moral justification largely because they are in their view. They will hide behind women and kids, they will use hospitals as ammo dumps because they are trying to win the information battlefield and they WILL win the perception war in the west because the US media will play "save the donkey." That does not mean that they can change reality with their gains in perception but they can buy time and backing.

Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 09:57 PM (Lzpvj)

478
genocide... women and children..

They are using civilians as shields - like they've been doing in Mariupol, not letting them leave even when humanitarian corridors opened, again and again.
Posted by: runner

i know. we are back to total war, and the enemy has absolutely no qualms about cheating. we either die, or we bring total war onto their heads so fucking hard the great grand children of the survivors will still have ptsd over what we did to make them behave. it took the fucking japanese up to roughly the last four years to begin thinking outside of the box. and they only did that because they saw how corrupt we had become and need to protect themselves fromus.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 09:58 PM (UgAdJ)

479 466 Ladyl.. not sure if it's the workout or maybe the weather. It's cold and rainy here which never helps. Thank you
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 21, 2022 09:50 PM (nxdel)


Awww damn. That means we'll get it tomorrow. It was gorgeous here today...

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2022 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

480 Oh, and happy birthday to Walter Kovacs today!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 21, 2022 10:01 PM (U+Oxn)

481 Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 09:57 PM (Lzpvj)


Russia is totally losing the info war. They know it. They pretty much said they are a small player and all that ""space belongs to American companies (googles, facebooks and twitter of the world) , British and to smaller extent French and German.

Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 10:02 PM (V13WU)

482 Eromero, hallelujah

Posted by: Ben Had at March 21, 2022 10:04 PM (KX8uC)

483 https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=398312

nood, yo. ont.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (UgAdJ) - at March 21, 2022 10:04 PM (UgAdJ)

484 481 Posted by: runner at March 21, 2022 10:02 PM (V13WU)

I think Ivan has lost the info war in the west, I think he is doing fine with India and China and grand strategy wise if the goal of the Russo-Sino and God please No-Indo bloc is to end the Dollar as petro reserve I think they are actually winning.

Donkey seems hellbent on empowering Iran for whatever reason and that will piss off the Sunnis to the point that they rebel against out economic hegemony....

Goodbye "magic spare 20% economy."

Posted by: sven at March 21, 2022 10:06 PM (Lzpvj)

485 Ben Had, SE of you (Nacogdoches) -- looks like the nasties will be hitting here in an hour or two.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 21, 2022 10:32 PM (y0zVi)

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