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Drug Cartels Wage War on Mexican Government as Fighting Breaks Out On American Border

The Mexican border remains undefended as an actual narco civil war breaks out.

Laredo, Texas is an American city. The population center spills over across the unguarded, open border with Mexico. The population center on the other side of the border is called Nuevo Laredo, or New Laredo.

So this narco war is very literally on the border, on America's doorstep.

Oh, and we had to close our consulate there because it was strafed with gunfire, and we also issued a warning to all Americans to shelter in place.

Obviously, we need to get those MiGs to Ukraine!

Violence erupted after the Sunday arrest of Juan Gerardo Trevino, or "El Huevo," the leader of the Cartel of the Northeast, a branch of the Zetas gang, Mexican authorities said. He also heads a group calling itself "Tropas del Infierno" or Troops from Hell.

A US citizen, Trevino is facing an extradition order for drug trafficking and money laundering, authorities said. The gang leader also has state-level charges for murder, terrorism, extortion and criminal association against him.

Trevino is also on the US Border Patrol's most wanted criminals list and his arrest dealt a "forceful blow" to the cartel's power in the area, according to Mexico's government.

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The United States consulate in Mexico’s Nuevo Laredo was temporarily closed after it was hit by gunfire following the arrest of a gang leader, authorities said on Monday. Trailers were set ablaze by suspected gang members, paralyzing traffic in the border city.

The ministry of public security in the state of Tamaulipas said shots targeted the Consulate and Mexican military premises as gun battles hit several parts of the city.

Suspected gang members blocked roads with spike strips and set fire to trailer trucks affecting local traffic in Nuevo Laredo, a city that lies opposite Laredo, Texas.

The US Consulate urged its employees and US citizens to stay indoors or avoid the area. The temporary closure was announced by the Mexican government soon after.

Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec

A Cartel War right in Nuevo Laredo caused a US Consulate to close this week because of how intense the fighting was after the capture of cartel leader El Huevo

Did your favorite news outlet talk about this?

In fairness, did do a story about it on Tuesday.

Gunfire and burning vehicles in the Mexican border city of Nuevo Laredo led U.S. officials to close the U.S. consulate there and briefly shut down close border crossings Monday.

The gunfire erupted late Sunday after the arrest of a leader of one faction of the Northeast Cartel, the successor group to the old Zetas Cartel, Mexico's most bloodthirsty gang. Suspected cartel members opened fire and hijacked and burned vehicles, apparently in retaliation for the arrest.
They also covered the US indictment of Trevino yesterday.

Tucker Carlson talks about it at the end of this clip.

A lot more stuff about Ukraine, though. Seems pretty clear what the FoxNews "news" division considers to be important border violations, what it considers to be "minor incursion" border violations.

Ukraine

The country deserving of US protection.

"Heavy vehicles were on fire and used to block throughways since the capture of a leader of organized crime in that city."

Here's a longer clip of that video, with English subtitles for the videographer's Spanish narration.

"This from the American side (Nuevo Laredo), twenty meters from the bridge."

Listen to the automatic gunfire. This is what it sounds like in America.

Posted by: Ace at 12:19 PM




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1 War!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 18, 2022 11:20 AM (R/VdF)

2 Huh! Good God, Y'all!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 18, 2022 11:20 AM (R/VdF)

3 Eff Zelenskyy

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:20 AM (ONvIw)

4 Mornin', Ace. I'll go get em.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 18, 2022 11:21 AM (R/VdF)

5 We Stand With "Uke"

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2022 11:21 AM (YddtE)

6 Good luck nooding on the previous thread.

Posted by: Corners to the plate at March 18, 2022 11:21 AM (eco01)

7 This means war!

Posted by: Iris at March 18, 2022 11:21 AM (DibdT)

8 Is it safe?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 11:21 AM (SH2Zi)

9 Hamsters finally passed out after their green beer binge, eh?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (4NlP1)

10 Dig the Moat.

Buy the Crocodiles.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (671HH)

11 That was weird.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (fM9nB)

12 Fuck Ukraine...send the Migs to the Texas National Guard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (XIJ/X)

13 Tucker talked about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (63Dwl)

14 Yes, but why isn't a Ukrainian flag on your Twitter profile, you treasonous Putin lover?

Known Fatass and Dozen Donut Quafer, Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (VpIIl)

15 Fourteen billion for Ukraine's border.

Five billion is too much for our own.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (0V9Oe)

16 The country deserving of US protection.

Is NOT the US, apparently. Are the donks and Mitt selling drugs here, too? Other than profits, I can't imagine why we're letting fentanyl flow into our country like this.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (ONvIw)

17 All you need is love man! Oh and a nuclear strike on Moscow

Posted by: The left at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (ESjRY)

18 Ai! Yi! Yi!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (4I/2K)

19 This is fine

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (cfyag)

20
Out: The United States of America

In: The Divided States of North Mexico

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (YddtE)

21 You don't understand. The democrats want Americans to suffer. They want their ATM country Ukrainian citizens to be protected.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (5kI0z)

22 Ew...Americans dying at the hands of a de facto foreign power?

That, like, totally interferes with my rant about my pronouns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (LvTSG)

23 ""El Huevo,""

The Egg. I guess he's like Hitler, has only one ball.

Posted by: Long gpCoin at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (qpX6U)

24 When Bitch and the Boys figure out how they can grift off the war on our border, action will be taken, but not one second earlier. In the meantime, Boeing and Raytheon will get the service Pfizer and Moderna did.

Got to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (nMx88)

25 Why is the Consulate not in a gun free zone? None of this would have happened if they put up the gun free zone signs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (UuD2k)

26 2006: Opposing war with Baathists and Islamists is not the same as supporting them!

2022: If you aren't with us you are against us!

Posted by: The left at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (ESjRY)

27 Of course, you know, this means war.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (gmo/4)

28 We MUST secure Ukraine's borders. No money toward a racist border wall at our southern border.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (iDcra)

29 But, we've "been to the border".

-Every Republican Member of Congress

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (VpIIl)

30 12 Fuck Ukraine...send the Migs to the Texas National Guard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (XIJ/X)

CBD for president! Do you have a newsletter? (JK)

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (ONvIw)

31 "Sir, I'm getting the sense that someone has stopped masturbating to images of Zelenskyy."

"Send in the drones!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (LvTSG)

32 Illegals kill tens of thousands of Americans.

Putin so far is at...2? Because they both went into an active war zone.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (ESjRY)

33 21 You don't understand. The democrats want Americans to suffer. They want their ATM country Ukrainian citizens to be protected.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (5kI0z)

=========

Their citizens?

Surely, you jest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (LvTSG)

34 Stay Calm, though.

The ones crossing the Border are following their Dreams.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (671HH)

35 Yea, yea yea.... but no mean tweets. Get over it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (BFigT)

36 Ukraine is such the current golden snitch*. Way to distract our usually useless GOP to be even more useless.

* SWIDT

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (ZZK0E)

37 Ukraine

The country deserving of US protection.

The US itself, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (II3Gr)

38 We've got to fight them over there so we don't have to something over here or whatever!

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (0V9Oe)

39 Fourteen billion for Ukraine's border.

Five billion is too much for our own.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:22 AM (0V9Oe)

That's what Putin would want you to say.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (SH2Zi)

40 People have a right to cross borders!

Also, any Russian that crosses into Ukraine should be killed!

Posted by: The left at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (ESjRY)

41 I do not support the current thing, unless it is to send the globalists assholes to fight to the death in the Ukraine and leave the people the hell alone.

https://tinyurl.com/4e6xvhx7

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (SH2Zi)

42 But no more mean tweets!

*In case that hadn't been said yet.*

Posted by: jmel at March 18, 2022 11:25 AM (bVhJi)

43 just a reminder that ukraine helped impeach trump because he tried to clean up their corruption

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 18, 2022 11:25 AM (ZZK0E)

44 Viva Zapata!

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:25 AM (gmo/4)

45 Let me take over Border Security. You'll love the way it operates.

I guarantee it.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2022 11:25 AM (KATBx)

46 Ah, a brief respite from the temporal wars.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:25 AM (yQpMk)

47 Laredo, Texas is an American city.

-------

The Biden Crime Family sold it to the Mexican Cartels for an unlimited supply of fentanyl and 10% for The Big Guy.

/And if they actually came out and announced it in public, who would have stopped them?

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 11:25 AM (c3Qm1)

48 Romney: I'm so severely conservative I'm going to send YOUR kids to fight a way for MY kid's grift!

Posted by: Mittens Romney at March 18, 2022 11:25 AM (ESjRY)

49 Viva Villa!

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

50
You want: A wise and fair leader, good jobs, and a strong economy

You'd settle for: A small recession

You'll get: Mexican gang leaders shooting you and setting your streets on fire while a Paranoid Rapey Dementia Man roams the halls of the White House cursing because he doesn't know what oatmeal is

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (YddtE)

51 there was a huge gun battle in Mexico a few years ago...memba that? Where the narcos basically defeated the Mexican army?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (ZZK0E)

52 What does Dr. Gimp think? Should the gang members be wearing masks while their shooting machine guns at each other?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

53 Mister, we could use a man like Black Jack Pershing again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (4I/2K)

54 One can only assume there aren't enough Nazis in Mexico for the Democrats to demand our support.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (0V9Oe)

55 >>Let me take over Border Security. You'll love the way it operates.


Free Fire Zone.

$25 Bounties paid for every Right Ear.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (671HH)

56 I saw this several days ago on the Podcast of the Lotus Eaters. British podcast and they were shocked.
But, MSM here? Crickets.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (TfRuS)

57 48 Romney: I'm so severely conservative I'm going to send YOUR kids to fight a way for MY kid's grift!
Posted by: Mittens Romney at March 18, 2022 11:25 AM (ESjRY)

=====

"All hail whatever the narrative dictates! Better than being in a cult!"
-Never Trump

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (LvTSG)

58 Romney: I'm so severely conservative I'm going to send YOUR kids to fight a way for MY kid's grift!

Posted by: Mittens Romney at March 18, 2022 11:25 AM (ESjRY)

*short-stroking*

Posted by: Not Binary Ben at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (SH2Zi)

59 The REAL threat is from our Northern border and those dangerous truck drivers!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (QYPq3)

60 Had to nood with my phone. Main page is crashing my iPad browser...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (R/VdF)

61 CBD for president! Do you have a newsletter? (JK)

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (ONvIw)

Heh...all it will say is that I want Ukraine to win because Putin is probably worse. But without one penny of American treasure and not one drop of American blood...except Mitt Romney's!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (XIJ/X)

62 Where is BJ Kamalalala?

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

63 Biden has brought respect and safety back to America.

Posted by: Karen McKaren at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (iDcra)

64 A US citizen, Trevino is facing an extradition order for drug trafficking and money laundering, authorities said.

"A US citizen" . . . . At least he's doing the job that most Americans won't do!

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

65 @47: "... unlimited supply of fentanyl and 10% for The Big Guy."

Sadly, two Mexican strippers would have been more than enough.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (4NlP1)

66
Their citizens?

Surely, you jest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (LvTSG)

Now that they don't need our votes (like Biden said to Michigan) to win, that good is a pesky electorate? Let them eat bugs and fentanyl!

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (ONvIw)

67 Why is the Consulate not in a gun free zone? None of this would have happened if they put up the gun free zone signs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (UuD2k)



There was a velvet rope. A velvet rope!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (yQpMk)

68 From what I know of Mexico, I would not say that the cartels are at war with the Government. It's much more accurate to say that the cartels which are currently in control of the Mexican Government are using it to punish their rivals, and those rivals are objecting strenuously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (trdmm)

69 DIEZ PERCENTO POR EL GRANDE GRINGO, BITCHES!

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (0V9Oe)

70 61 Heh...all it will say is that I want Ukraine to win because Putin is probably worse. But without one penny of American treasure and not one drop of American blood...except Mitt Romney's!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (XIJ/X)

=========

I'd be willing to send some TikTok influencers to help, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (LvTSG)

71 52 What does Dr. Gimp think? Should the gang members be wearing masks while their shooting machine guns at each other?
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

I wonder why the NIH is cool and comfortable with all this fentanyl?

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (ONvIw)

72
Tucker had a bit on this earlier this week

Posted by: Yo! at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (elZwn)

73 This really demonstrates the absolute contempt that DC has for Americans.

The democrats either have a plan to prevent themselves from losing power through election interference, or they plan to damage the country so much that it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (5kI0z)

74 Hey, it's just gunfire on an American consulate and, apparently, on American soil. It's not like that the traditional definition of casus belli or anything.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 18, 2022 11:28 AM (GbPPJ)

75 They have a cartel leader named The Egg?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 11:28 AM (Ez6QX)

76 Free Fire Zone.

$25 Bounties paid for every Right Ear.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (671HH)

Yup! Have the border well defended as the wall gets built. Then we can close the gates and let Mexico be Mexico.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:28 AM (XIJ/X)

77 except Mitt Romney's!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (XIJ/X)

And his five sons, except maybe the doctor.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:28 AM (ONvIw)

78 Borders? We don't need no stinking borders.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:28 AM (gmo/4)

79 73 This really demonstrates the absolute contempt that DC has for Americans.

The democrats either have a plan to prevent themselves from losing power through election interference, or they plan to damage the country so much that it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (5kI0z)

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I lean towards there is no one person with a vision in charge, everyone in positions of power are out for themselves, and it's just breeding chaos.

There's no plan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

80 As long as it's open by Cinco de Mayo who cares, right?

Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (VJsqe)

81 Our local community is becoming overwhelmed. Social Services can't handle the influx. They are dumping illegals into our schools who can't read or write, taking away resources from citizens and taxpayers. We have a fentanyl crisis that's poisoning and killing children that's directly related to the borders. Inflation is hurting our local seniors who can't afford food or gas. We also have many local families struggling to make ends meet because wages have not kept up with inflation.

But Congress has billions for Ukraine and continues to attack our energy sector.

Remind me, why should I give a shit? I didn't send people to Congress to lobby for a foreign country.

Do your fucking job, Republicans, or GTFO.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (VpIIl)

82 $25 Bounties paid for every Right Ear.

*

That's outrageous and you should be ashamed.

$10, not a penny more.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (0V9Oe)

83 If the Dalai Lama wasn't a pussy now would be a great time to ask why its ok China conquered Tibet and continues to control it to this day

Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (ESjRY)

84 77 except Mitt Romney's!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (XIJ/X)

And his five sons, except maybe the doctor.
Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:28 AM (ONvIw)

=========

I bet he cuts off people's limbs just to make an extra buck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (LvTSG)

85 Of course, you know, this means war.
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (gmo/4)

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (4I/2K)

86 If Drump hadn't been so racisty with the border fence, President Biden would have had this all taken care of. This is all dRump's fault... just like gas prices and the so called inflation.

Posted by: Karen McKaren at March 18, 2022 11:30 AM (iDcra)

87 The US Consulate down in Mexopolis has been closed due to gunfire.....coincidentally the Mexican consulate in Houston has also been closed and is heavily vandalized why?

Well the Mexicans likely think the consulate is now superfluous given there is no southern border anymore and America sees minimal need to have an actual coordinating agency.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:30 AM (Lzpvj)

88 Of course, you know, this means war.
Posted by: Bugs Bunny

**

I don't know if anyone watched the clip with the subtitles, but someone in the car has the Looney Toons theme song as a ringtone.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:30 AM (0V9Oe)

89 The "news" in L.A. completely left out the detail that our consulate was attacked. It was just a cartel shootout in Mexico.

I bet the WH is happy with that message. And just wait till Title 42 expires. We will have a mass uncontrolled invasion.

Posted by: pj at March 18, 2022 11:30 AM (G1dq6)

90 62 Where is BJ Kamalalala?
Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

"Mexico is a country. That country is located to the south of America. South means below, north means above. Canada is to the north of America, meaning it is above America. That said, Canada is also north of Mexico, seeing as how Mexico is south of America. So, as you can see, this is a complex situation full of dynamic dynamics."

Happy?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (KbCG3)

91 $25 Bounties paid for every Right Ear.

*

That's outrageous and you should be ashamed.

$10, not a penny more.
Posted by: Moron Rubie

I'll do it for $5 an ear.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (egg9a)

92 The loose confederation of competing gangs that run Mexico are a violent danger on our back yard. They orchestrate the drug trade that harms America and operate one of not the largest slave trading network in the world.

Mexico is far and away a greater danger than anything happening in Eastern Europe. And not only is nothing done about it, the problem is loudly ignored when officials aren't claiming that it doesn't exist.

Why? Money and power, I think. The United States government is an active partner in the human trafficking and possibly - maybe even probably - in the drug trafficking, too. They get rich doing it, and bring in a new population of dependents to hold in thrall for political purposes. As bad as Mexico is, the key US dollar revenue that keeps the warring cartels in power come from here, and it is all managed by our government. The cartels are evil, but they're made possible in their current form by this government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (DU+/6)

93 So, when the Smollett pre-appeal release decision came out, I made the lame joke - which was really just a rehash of the earlier Bee or someone else's joke about Jussie's attacker being jailed - that Jussie's attacker was set free. I know it was a lame riff when I made it.

Here's Not Binary Ben's hot take.

https://tinyurl.com/nhd9nzyx

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (SH2Zi)

94 86 Posted by: Karen McKaren at March 18, 2022 11:30 AM (iDcra)

High prices for stagnant wages is just more proof of Joe's economic miracle!

//Karen McWineBox

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (Lzpvj)

95 Cartel Land is a good documentary on what goes on down there. Local citizens arm up and start shooting cartel henchmen after their depredations become intolerable, the Government lauds them and starts supplying weapons and information to the militia, and then the founder is almost killed in a rigged plane crash and the 2nd in command takes over, and it turns out that the new leaders of the citizen militia are just setting up their own drug cartel.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (yQpMk)

96 I left Mission and was in Laredo, headed to the Arizona border at Los Palominas, and heard gunfire every night. This was 06 or 07. Border's been dangerous since way before Pancho Villa.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (VCgmC)

97 Shawn Ryan ( Vigilance Elite) on YT has some excellent interviews with Ed Calderon and Luis Chaparro which give excellent insight into what is really happening on the other side of the border. Well worth the time.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (GlEdV)

98 40 People have a right to cross borders!

Also, any Russian that crosses into Ukraine should be killed!

Posted by: The left at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (ESjRY)

-------

"Hate Has No Home Here -- Only In Ukraine, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (c3Qm1)

99 The US Consulate down in Mexopolis has been closed due to gunfire

**

Wait, is this true?

Biden has lost three consulates in one year.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (0V9Oe)

100 If Drump hadn't been so racisty with the border fence, President Biden would have had this all taken care of. This is all dRump's fault... just like gas prices and the so called inflation.
Posted by: Karen McKaren at March 18, 2022 11:30 AM (iDcra)


I thought those were Putin's fault?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (Ez6QX)

101 All of you who want American troops to go to the Mexico border are traitors!

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (5+PEh)

102 23 ""El Huevo,""

The Egg. I guess he's like Hitler, has only one ball.
Posted by: Long gpCoin at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (qpX6U)

Perhaps he's bald.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (II3Gr)

103 Pharisee French: "Ace, it is un-Christian to not protect the sacred borders of Ukraine and it is also very un-Christian to protect our not-so-sacred borders with men and arms that should be allocated to protect the sacred Ukrainian borders. The best example I can come up with is with my not-so-sacred wife. It would be un-Christian for me to protect her borders from our friend's husband while it would very un-Christian of me to violate the sacred borders of said friend's husband's wife."

Posted by: Thrawn at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (Rl7KJ)

104 93 Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (SH2Zi)

I am at a loss why Not Binary Ben has anything to bitch about, his preferred candidate and ideology ran the table in 2020.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (Lzpvj)

105 Still going to pre-order me a couple of Ukrainian war brides.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (II3Gr)

106 Don't blame Mexico, they're just fighting Democrats War on the American People.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (VpIIl)

107 Look like all crises, we are going to do the things we have always done, and the time to them is right now during the doing time.

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (iDcra)

108 83 If the Dalai Lama wasn't a pussy now would be a great time to ask why its ok China conquered Tibet and continues to control it to this day
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (ESjRY)

He wouldn't answer directly, but he'd tell you that on your deathbed, you'd be granted total consciousness. So you'd have that going for you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (trdmm)

109 100 Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (Ez6QX)

Trump not nuking Russia means Putin existing is Trump's fault....

//Karen McWineBox

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (Lzpvj)

110 I first learned about this on FNC. Ukraine is definitely the main story, but they have covered this on several of their programs.
I think Tucker talked about it too.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (NpAcC)

111 @79: "There's no plan."

I've been thinking similarly for awhile. The only plan was getting Trump outta office. Everything after that was another problem for another day.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (4NlP1)

112 Our local community is becoming overwhelmed. Social Services can't handle the influx. They are dumping illegals into our schools who can't read or write, taking away resources from citizens and taxpayers. We have a fentanyl crisis that's poisoning and killing children that's directly related to the borders. Inflation is hurting our local seniors who can't afford food or gas. We also have many local families struggling to make ends meet because wages have not kept up with inflation.

But Congress has billions for Ukraine and continues to attack our energy sector.

Remind me, why should I give a shit? I didn't send people to Congress to lobby for a foreign country.

Do your fucking job, Republicans, or GTFO.

Posted by: Marcus T



There is a solution to this, which may very well be implemented if our government refuses to take care of it. I don't think our betters will like Americans taking care of the problem themselves.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (5kI0z)

113 Do your fucking job, Republicans, or GTFO.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (VpIIl)

Their job is their portfolio. Everything in the letters I receive, despite sending "EABOD" replies and "unsubscribe", is the same old failure theater. They're utterly useless to the people, but like Crenshaw, making money at it.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (ONvIw)

114 23 ""El Huevo,""

The Egg. I guess he's like Hitler, has only one ball.
Posted by: Long gpCoin at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (qpX6U)

-----
The yolk's on all of us.

Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (VJsqe)

115 $10, not a penny more.
Posted by: Moron Rubie

I'll do it for $5 an ear.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (egg9a)


You guys are getting paid?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (wmDcS)

116 Have yet to see an open borders advocate call for invading and restoring "dEmOcRaCy" in north Mexico.

Wonder why.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (p6Md5)

117 El Capone vs El Moran

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (63Dwl)

118 $25 Bounties paid for every Right Ear.

*

That's outrageous and you should be ashamed.

$10, not a penny more.

How about free beer and pizza for every left ear? One can work up an appetite.

Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (BRmwW)

119 "They call me The Egg"

*uproarious laughter*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (QRdjz)

120 Now might not be a good time for Call and McCrae to go get some cattle.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Leprechaun told me to burn things at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (x8Wzq)

121 102 23 ""El Huevo,""

The Egg. I guess he's like Hitler, has only one ball.
Posted by: Long gpCoin at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (qpX6U)

Perhaps he's bald.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (II3Gr)

Wait until you El Stelter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (trdmm)

122 I'll do it for $5 an ear.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (egg9a)


Hell. I'll shoot 'em for free.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (gmo/4)

123 Made a prediction here last night that the next shiny toy mega crisis would be on our border. Nothing insightful or original but we all knew it was gonna blow up eventually. The shitty news is getting harder to keep track of as the days go by.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (Xrfse)

124 American libs are going to get the third world shit hole they want, good and hard. Too bad the rest of us will too.

Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (MxEKc)

125 105 Still going to pre-order me a couple of Ukrainian war brides.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (II3Gr)

You've gone all polyggy?

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (ONvIw)

126 106 Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (VpIIl)

The dirty secret is that in the end the Hispanics will be the ones to seal Donkey's doom....

Juan did not take a 2000 mile walk to be poor or told he cannot have a better quality of life.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (Lzpvj)

127 Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 18, 2022 11:31 AM (GlEdV)

Sock Monkey! Please come to the PNWMoMe in June!! (see sidebar)

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (Ez6QX)

128 Whew. No time warp here?
Mexico has been a quasi-Narco state for a long, long time. There's this show on Amazon Prime, "The Last Narc", that covers the death of DEA agent Enrique Camarena back in the mid-80's, and how the Mexican government, all the way up to the President, was on the take.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (ynpvh)

129 I wonder why the NIH is cool and comfortable with all this fentanyl?

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:27 AM (ONvIw)

Because it is supplied by their masters in Peking.

But honestly...I don't give a shit about it. The people who take it are junkies. All I care about are the normal Americans who have to jump through hoops to get normal pain medication because of these junkies killing themselves.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (XIJ/X)

130 We should only help defend the Ukraine border after the Ukrainians send troops to defend our border. C'mon Zelensky, we need your leadership on the border!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (5+PEh)

131
I'm just waiting to learn that the CIA has been funding and training and arming the drug cartels for decades.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (Mzdiz)

132 Automatic weapons? Apparently all Mexico needs are common sense gun laws.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

133 81
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:29 AM (VpIIl)

Preach it, brother.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (N39Ws)

134 81 million votes and the fuckers south of the border are still not happy. What's it gonna' take there El Jefe?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (BFigT)

135 119 "They call me The Egg"

*uproarious laughter*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (QRdjz)

Which laughter he stifles by cutting your balls off and stuffing them in your mouth. Cartel guys don't fuck around.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (II3Gr)

136 "There's no plan."

I've been thinking similarly for awhile. The only plan was getting Trump outta office. Everything after that was another problem for another day.

*

Oh, there's a plan.

Look at Joe and Hunter, Pelosi and her husband, Fauci and his wife, Romney and his sons, Kerry and his family.

The plan is grab all you can and f*ck the country and our countrymen.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (0V9Oe)

137
""El Huevo,""

The Egg. I guess he's like Hitler, has only one ball.
Posted by: Long gpCoin
-----
The yolk's on all of us.
Posted by: 496


Vincent Price as Egghead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (63Dwl)

138 Wonder why.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (p6Md5)

Someone's getting richer off this.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (ONvIw)

139 125 105 Still going to pre-order me a couple of Ukrainian war brides.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:32 AM (II3Gr)

You've gone all polyggy?

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (ONvIw)

Only if he marries more than one of them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (ynpvh)

140 With Ammo Prices and Inflation?

Sorry...I need no less that $25 per ear.

I'd go as low as $20 and a replacement shell.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 11:35 AM (671HH)

141 "They call me The Egg"

*uproarious laughter*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (QRdjz)


They call me...Egg Salad.

- Ron "El Huevo" White

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:35 AM (gmo/4)

142 Drug cartels got lots of weapons from Barky and Holder

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 18, 2022 11:35 AM (yeZ2h)

143 131
I'm just waiting to learn that the CIA has been funding and training and arming the drug cartels for decades.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (Mzdiz)

Watch "The Last Narc" on Amazon Prime.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:35 AM (ynpvh)

144 Automatic weapons? Apparently all Mexico needs are common sense gun laws.

*

It's weird, because Mexico - the entire nation of Mexico - has one (1) gun store. It's state controlled and strictly maintained.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:35 AM (0V9Oe)

145 Juan did not take a 2000 mile walk to be poor or told he cannot have a better quality of life.
Posted by: sven


One simply does not walk 2000 miles and still end up fat.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 11:35 AM (egg9a)

146
Only if he marries more than one of them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (ynpvh)

*touches side of nose*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:35 AM (II3Gr)

147 Shelter in place - the new bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2022 11:35 AM (Xrfse)

148 This would likely be fairly easy to solve, though also probably quite expensive. Here's where I would start:
1. Finish the wall, and do it promptly.
2. Inspect 100% of all cargoes crossing the border. Any drugs or slaves results in immediate arrest of everyone. Slaves are deported and the traffickers are prosecuted and jailed here.
3. Reinstitute the "remain in Mexico" policy and enforce it rigorously. Provide no aid and no resources to camps on the Mexico side.
4. All illegal alien detainees are immediately deported regardless of age, marital or parental status.
5. All money transfers to Latin America under $25,000 are taxed at 75%. All money transfers to Latin America over $25,000 are reviewed and provenance must be demonstrated. Cut off the flow of funds.
6. Issue an ultimatum to the Mexican government to begin interdicting drug, gun and slave trafficking further south. If they refuse or fail, impose a 25% tariff on all trade with Mexico until they comply. If requested by Mexico, provide military assistance.

That would be a good start, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (DU+/6)

149 132 Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

When you have the BATF to aid you in your acquisition why not go whole hogg?

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (Lzpvj)

150 132 Automatic weapons? Apparently all Mexico needs are common sense gun laws.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

Ten years in jail for having in your posession a single casing, much less a gun. Yet they are everywhere. So yes, gun control works!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (ynpvh)

151 I am rewatching GoodLawgic's Drunked Purim Stream from last night.

So funny.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (671HH)

152 131
I'm just waiting to learn that the CIA has been funding and training and arming the drug cartels for decades.
Posted by:

Remember the 'Fast and Furious" gunwalking scandal that the MSM worked so hard to bury?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (trdmm)

153
I guess he's like Hitler, has only one ball.
Posted by: Long gpCoin at March 18, 2022 11:23 AM (qpX6U)



I fookin' KNEW it. The Rodeo Song is a gorram Nazi Anthem.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (n+4am)

154 So where are the calls to send aid and possibly troops to help defend Democracy in Meh-he-co?

Or is Democracy only important in countries that are paying millions to the Biden family?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (3TihK)

155 131
I'm just waiting to learn that the CIA has been funding and training and arming the drug cartels for decades.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (Mzdiz)

It's hard to be certain but I've long suspected that the US tries to keep Mexico unstable. Possibly from some misguided belief that a stable Mexico might meaningfully threaten the US.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (z5Vrg)

156 Cartel leaders tend to have silly sobriquets. It's as if they're daring anyone to laugh, lest they get their tongue pulled out through their turd cutter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (6FeV1)

157 Juan did not take a 2000 mile walk to be poor or told he cannot have a better quality of life.

*

He don't Juan to know what I think about his plans.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (0V9Oe)

158
But honestly...I don't give a shit about it. The people who take it are junkies. All I care about are the normal Americans who have to jump through hoops to get normal pain medication because of these junkies killing themselves.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (XIJ/X)

But the two are connected. The feds won't stop the illegal fentanyl, but will regulate the hell out of prescribers, and make lists of any opiate prescription you fill.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (ONvIw)

159 131
I'm just waiting to learn that the CIA has been funding and training and arming the drug cartels for decades.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (Mzdiz)

Biden is meeting today with his new creation - ARPA-H. The health research agency to combat burn pit cancers. Give this 6 months and see what they actually are funding.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

160 123 Made a prediction here last night that the next shiny toy mega crisis would be on our border. Nothing insightful or original but we all knew it was gonna blow up eventually. The shitty news is getting harder to keep track of as the days go by.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2022 11:33 AM (Xrfse)


Well, the border - or complete lack thereof - really is a crisis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (s2VJv)

161 You can't make an omelette ...

*shoots cartel leader*

... without breaking an Egg.

Posted by: Dirty Harry is back in "Magnum Impact" at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (h5TKJ)

162 Mexico might meaningfully threaten the US.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (z5Vrg)

Stable Mexico means no free labor and no free votes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (6FeV1)

163 129 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:34 AM (XIJ/X)

All of this ties back to Lipton tea believe it or not.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (Lzpvj)

164 Hey Ace! I'm a bit slow so I only just saw the VDH interview clip at Powerline this morning. Congratulations on the shoutout!

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (rbKZ6)

165 How to fix the Southern Border.
Send the US Army. ROE: KTF.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (bu/t9)

166 @136: "The plan is grab all you can and f*ck the country and our countrymen."

Oh, I get that, but greed is baseline behavior for all politicians. The smart ones are clever enough to govern competently, if only to extend their grift long term, and Biden et al clearly had no such plans., or they knew this was then end of the road for some of the clans.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (4NlP1)

167 Where is Kevin McCarthy's plan for the border, that platitudinous dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (VpIIl)

168 Mexico has one legal gun store, in Mexico City, iirc. But then they also have the Justice Department, for when you need an automatic rifle in a hurry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (5+PEh)

169 The left wants this though, as it gives them another excuse to flood more immigrants from south American countries in to ours, and give them asylum.... even though most aren't from Mexico.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (IM0JH)

170 Nuevo Laredo, or New Laredo.

...

Achshually, it means Chicago South.

Posted by: I Mean at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (LJ3Jr)

171 If requested by Mexico, provide military assistance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (DU+/6)

I think your plan is an excellent one...except for this one.

No American troops in Mexico. It will lead inexorably to "Nation Building," and eventually to a quagmire.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (XIJ/X)

172 Drug cartels got lots of weapons from Barky and Holder
Posted by: Skip's Phone


When full auto ak's go for $50 in the sandbox, and you are moving million dollar shipments of product, it stands to reason you'd buy conex trailers full of AK's to protect your stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (egg9a)

173 167 Where is Kevin McCarthy's plan for the border, that platitudinous dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (VpIIl)


Between Luntz's cheeks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (s2VJv)

174 A US citizen, Trevino is facing an extradition order for...


Hell of a golfer though.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (axyOa)

175 You don't even need a wall to defend the border. All you need is will.

A single strand of barbed wire is sufficient to stop smuggling, if it marks the edge of the minefield or demarks the point after which you get shot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (yQpMk)

176 That would be a good start, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (DU+/6)

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Great list. But just doing #5 on that list might be enough. Without the return on investment, a fence becomes superfluous.

Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (VJsqe)

177 The United States is a big country and Mexico is a smaller country that are both in North America. That Trump tried to build a wall was wrong so the Untied States must be invaded by Mexico.

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (iDcra)

178 Fuck Ukraine...send the Migs to the Texas National Guard.

===

I am runner and I approve this message.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (zzF4A)

179 It's hard to be certain but I've long suspected that the US tries to keep Mexico unstable. Possibly from some misguided belief that a stable Mexico might meaningfully threaten the US.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM


A stable and thriving Mexico is a threat to the US chamber of commerce.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (bVYXr)

180 Ten years in jail for having in your posession a single casing, much less a gun. Yet they are everywhere. So yes, gun control works!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (ynpvh)

if you think of this in the context of the Cartels running the government, it's very handy for your guys to be able to slap on a badge and go arrest (okay, kill) your rivals anytime you want, with a "legal" excuse to do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (trdmm)

181 152 131
I'm just waiting to learn that the CIA has been funding and training and arming the drug cartels for decades.
Posted by:

Remember the 'Fast and Furious" gunwalking scandal that the MSM worked so hard to bury?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (trdmm)

In "The Last Narc" it turns out a CIA Agent interrogated Enrique Camarena before he died, wanting to know what information he had concerning a training came in Veracruz (a Contra training camp).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (ynpvh)

182 "Still going to pre-order me a couple of Ukrainian war brides.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. "


Wouldn't it be better to just gouge out your kidney yourself, sell it and keep the money?

Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (MxEKc)

183 Mexico might meaningfully threaten the US.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (z5Vrg)

The state of our military today -- I doubt it would be much of a fight. All trannies, all the time, 108 pronounds, etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (N39Ws)

184 Hey Republicans, your margins of "victory" are shrinking by the day. "We suck less" isn't going to cut it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (VpIIl)

185 I'm sure we're all tired of predicting this shit months and years ahead of time. This ain't Miss Cleo level predictions.
This is "put your hand on that red hot skillet and you will be burned" obviousness.

Wonder how many of their weapons are courtesy of the Obama/Holder giveaway?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (wAnMi)

186 It is important to make prescribers responsible for the opiate deaths and not the illegal drugs. Obviously every junkie started on the path to death, because grandpa had oxycontin for cancer pain.

And yes, I heard something very similar mouthed by the TJC inpector.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (ONvIw)

187 171 If requested by Mexico, provide military assistance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (DU+/6)
I think your plan is an excellent one...except for this one.
No American troops in Mexico. It will lead inexorably to "Nation Building," and eventually to a quagmire.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (XIJ/X)

========

Send in a few battalions. Kill a whole bunch of people.

And then peace out with leaflets everywhere telling Mexicans that this can happen again but worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (LvTSG)

188 All of this ties back to Lipton tea believe it or not.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (Lzpvj)

The Opium Wars!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (XIJ/X)

189 Biden is meeting today with his new creation - ARPA-H. The health research agency to combat burn pit cancers. Give this 6 months and see what they actually are funding.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (N39Ws)
==============
Biden.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 18, 2022 11:40 AM (5+PEh)

190 Don't you dare question Our involvement in the sacred Country of Ukraine you Putin puppets !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2022 11:40 AM (J8ILO)

191 We meed a DMZ between Us and Mexico.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 11:40 AM (GVZIJ)

192 @148: "That would be a good start, I think."

I'd suggest a ten mile exclusion zone south of the border guarded by an autonomous network of lethal defense machinery, but I worry something unexpected and unforeseen could go wrong in that scenario.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:40 AM (4NlP1)

193 So, some Mexican guy is driving through Minneapolis.

What's your point?

Posted by: Ju at March 18, 2022 11:40 AM (aTmM/)

194 President Zelaya of Honduras was tied to the drug cartels, tried to extend his term, their congress and courts stopped him, removed him. Hillary/Obama supported Zelaya, as I recall.

Zelaya, Zelinski ... the Z-men? Is "Z" code for globalist stooge?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2022 11:40 AM (Cus5s)

195 No American troops in Mexico. It will lead inexorably to "Nation Building," and eventually to a quagmire.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:38 AM (XIJ/X)
++++
That's a possibility, yes. I suspect it is also inevitable. Mexico doesn't really have a government. They probably *can't* do the job. I'm gambling on limited augmentation early being cheaper and more effective than open war and an invasion later. It might be a bad bet. A better bet might be a limited invasion to establish a DMZ with a limited number of high-speed trade routes through it.

It's all irrelevant, though, because our government will do none of this. They're making too much money and achieving too many objectives by being an active partner - indeed, the enabling partner - in all of this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:40 AM (DU+/6)

196 Wonder how many of their weapons are courtesy of the Obama/Holder giveaway?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (wAnMi)

How many is all?

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2022 11:40 AM (b0BAK)

197 184 Hey Republicans, your margins of "victory" are shrinking by the day. "We suck less" isn't going to cut it.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (VpIIl)

========

Didn't you assure them that they were going to lose completely if they let the infrastructure bill pass last year?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (LvTSG)

198 So, some Mexican guy is driving through downtown Minneapolis.

What's your point?

Posted by: Ju at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (aTmM/)

199 we need a DMZ, between us and MEX, like the one between N and S Korea.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (GVZIJ)

200 Boy the quality of trolls has sure gone down

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (J8ILO)

201 5. All money transfers to Latin America under $25,000 are taxed at 75%. All money transfers to Latin America over $25,000 are reviewed and provenance must be demonstrated. Cut off the flow of funds.




Hell, outlaw money transfers to Latin America. There is no better way to get the illegals out of the country.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (5kI0z)

202 I'm being told by the Media that that automatic gunfire is defensive gunfire much like the Stinger and Javelin missile systems in Ukraine.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (oWZwa)

203 Send in a few battalions. Kill a whole bunch of people.

And then peace out with leaflets everywhere telling Mexicans that this can happen again but worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (LvTSG)


And it won't do shit to change things. They are already caught in the midst of a war between cartels who indiscriminately kill.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (wmDcS)

204 179 It's hard to be certain but I've long suspected that the US tries to keep Mexico unstable. Possibly from some misguided belief that a stable Mexico might meaningfully threaten the US."

that's like accusing someone of trying to make a 300 lb chica on 6" stilletto heels unstable. It wouldn't be hard, but why even bother?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (trdmm)

205
Where is Kevin McCarthy's plan for the border, that platitudinous dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T


https://salazar.house.gov/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (63Dwl)

206 Well, the border - or complete lack thereof - really is a crisis.

Absolutely. I guess I didn't mean to imply it was manufactured out of thin air.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (Xrfse)

207 The health research agency to combat burn pit cancers.

*

Burn pit cancers have killed tens of people over the last fifty years! We can put a stop to this tragedy, and it will only cost $975 billion!

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (0V9Oe)

208 "El Huevo"


La Morsa is now my worry

Posted by: Paul McCartney, still wearing shoes at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (AMIL/)

209 "El Huevo"?

"El. Huevo."

BWAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!

Posted by: El Guapo at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (RkC6l)

210 188 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (XIJ/X)

The Chinese have transferred their rage at being debased with narcotics to America.....

The unquenchable thirst for tea was a driver for the war.

History is surreal, you have to figure we dodged a bullet on beanie babies.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (Lzpvj)

211 Great list. But just doing #5 on that list might be enough. Without the return on investment, a fence becomes superfluous.
Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (VJsqe)
++++
#5 is the real power play, yes. The border fence in such a scenario is largely symbolic, but still useful especially because the response should be parallel rather than serial. Even just as a symbolic item, it has value.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (DU+/6)

212 Mi huevo es tu huevo.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (0V9Oe)

213 Thank you, President Biden and Border Czar Harris.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (FVME7)

214 It's hard to be certain but I've long suspected that the US tries to keep Mexico unstable. Possibly from some misguided belief that a stable Mexico might meaningfully threaten the US.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (z5Vrg)

Graft. It's all graft nowadays. It's the only reason the US pols do anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (Y5qcH)

215 Anyone watch that Tucker video with that Maria Elvira Salazar? She's a piece of work, she needs some more practice trying to disguise the GOP's desire to keep the borders open and give amnesty to those here.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (qH6FZ)

216 "El. Huevo."

BWAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!
Posted by: El Guapo at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (RkC6l)


I see what you did there.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (axyOa)

217 That would be a good start, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (DU+/6)


I pray that someday soon this or something stronger will be in place.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (gmo/4)

218 We meed a DMZ between Us and Mexico.
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 11:40 AM (GVZIJ)



The Great Gulf-Baja Sealevel Dignity Kanal will serve.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:43 AM (yQpMk)

219 200 Boy the quality of trolls has sure gone down

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (J8ILO)

Troll quality was never very high to begin with...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:43 AM (ynpvh)

220 The problem isn't that we've been trying to destabilize Mexico, it's that we won't let it fully collapse. As a result the corruption and incompetence continues without end.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 11:43 AM (wmDcS)

221 Are the cartel militias diverse?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 11:43 AM (eGTCV)

222 Whoever runs on this will get my vote. But for chrisssakes, don't call it DMZ...call it Collaborative International Bridge or some.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 11:43 AM (GVZIJ)

223 #5 is the real power play, yes. The border fence in such a scenario is largely symbolic, but still useful especially because the response should be parallel rather than serial. Even just as a symbolic item, it has value.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (DU+/6)

-----
Also #5 is how you make Mexico pay for the wall.

Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 11:43 AM (VJsqe)

224 Hell, outlaw money transfers to Latin America. There is no better way to get the illegals out of the country.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (5kI0z)
++++
There is a tremendous amount of legitimate industry in Mexico, much of it American-owned or a JV with American firms. Fully cutting off all monetary exchange with Mexico would fuck things up pretty desperately. The larger transfers tend to be corporate jobs that are largely legitimate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (DU+/6)

225 200 Boy the quality of trolls has sure gone down

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (J8ILO)

It's all the inbreeding.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (Y5qcH)

226 Old and busted: Molotov cocktail

New and cool: Tequila cocktail

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (FVME7)

227 "El Huevo" -- "The Egg"???

Never mind. "You ask any DEA man, he'll say there's nothing we can do / From the office of the president right down to me and you. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (txdEq)

228 I was called "guapo" in one episode.


Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (gmo/4)

229 202 I'm being told by the Media that that automatic gunfire is defensive gunfire much like the Stinger and Javelin missile systems in Ukraine.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (oWZwa)

The Javelin missiles are ending up in residential areas of Donetsk. Go Ukes/

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (ONvIw)

230
Wonder how many of their weapons are courtesy of the Obama/Holder giveaway?
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (wAnMi)


A lot of the gunshots heard on those videos are M16A2 style 3-round bursts. The question is, are those the Federales using US-supplied rifles, or cartels using US-supplied rifles?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (n+4am)

231 Opps, overactive pooch-nose posted my comment before I was finished.

Walter needs to get off the sofa. Bad dog!

Posted by: Ju at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (aTmM/)

232 >> Anyone watch that Tucker video with that Maria Elvira Salazar?

I saw that. Well, I had to turn the sound down after a while, 'cause I couldn't take that she-maniac's voice much more.

I do not want to be in the same party as these Strangelovian-Ripper maniacs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (Mzdiz)

233 " 171 If requested by Mexico, provide military assistance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:36 AM (DU+/6) "

F that. On day one the new Republican President places a phone call to Mexico. "You've got 48 hours to clean this up before the MQ-20's start taking shit out."

*click*

Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (VpIIl)

234 220 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 11:43 AM (wmDcS)

Quite we will not tolerate a fully dysfunctional Mexopolis but refuse to grasp that in not allowing the place to bottom out we are preventing its reformation.

The world would likely be better served dealing with an actual Cartel Corporatist state rather than the illusory Mexican federal one.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (Lzpvj)

235 Never mind. "You ask any DEA man, he'll say there's nothing we can do / From the office of the president right down to me and you. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (txdEq)


Good song.

Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (gmo/4)

236 Give Beto an AR-15 and get his ass down there. Let's see what he's made of. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

237 The feds won't stop the illegal fentanyl, but will regulate the hell out of prescribers, and make lists of any opiate prescription you fill.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (ONvIw)

Yes...exactly. Just like how they treat guns. Attack the law-abiding and ignore the lawbreakers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:45 AM (XIJ/X)

238 I feel like I need to put on a bra, since VDH lurks here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

239 230
Wonder how many of their weapons are courtesy of the Obama/Holder giveaway?
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (wAnMi)


A lot of the gunshots heard on those videos are M16A2 style 3-round bursts. The question is, are those the Federales using US-supplied rifles, or cartels using US-supplied rifles?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (n+4am)

Too often, the federales ARE the Cartel.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (ynpvh)

240 "I've long suspected that the US tries to keep Mexico unstable. Possibly from some misguided belief that a stable Mexico might meaningfully threaten the US."

It pushes a "refugee crisis" into the US to destabilize US.

The Ukraine crisis creates a refugee crisis that may destabilize Poland and Romania.

secret methods of CIA dark ops on behalf of globalists? idk

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (Cus5s)

241 F that. On day one the new Republican President places a phone call to Mexico. "You've got 48 hours to clean this up before the MQ-20's start taking shit out."

*click*
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (VpIIl)

Good one!

Posted by: Hawaiian judges everywhere at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (ONvIw)

242 Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (VpIIl)

Not sure if I agree or not but this made me laugh

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (0Ao06)

243 F that. On day one the new Republican President places a phone call to Mexico. "You've got 48 hours to clean this up before the MQ-20's start taking shit out."

*click*
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (VpIIl)
++++
That would be a form of military assistance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (DU+/6)

244 You know what's on the menu next year, right?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell's Sphincter at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (LJ3Jr)

245 Webb County 2020 Election Results

Trump 38%
Biden 61%

LOLGF assholes you wanted this. Enjoy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (OalnH)

246 I'm still sadly amused that the US Left is willing to GIVE automatic weapons, artillery, and anti Tank missiles to Ukrainian Civilians...

But want to take OUR Semi Auto Rifles away...

When we have more Illegal aliens invading us, than Russians in Uke.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (oHd/0)

247 The US used to work with the Sinaloa cartel. I don't see any reason to believe that we've stopped allying with at least one cartel.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (z5Vrg)

248 There is a tremendous amount of legitimate industry in Mexico, much of it American-owned or a JV with American firms. Fully cutting off all monetary exchange with Mexico would fuck things up pretty desperately. The larger transfers tend to be corporate jobs that are largely legitimate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



I believe those use SWIFT. What I was thinking of are the Western Union transfers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (5kI0z)

249 Polish Migs to Mexico!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (FVME7)

250 >>I feel like I need to put on a bra, since VDH lurks here.


#LetThemBreathe

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (671HH)

251 I feel like I need to put on a bra, since VDH lurks here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:45 AM (ptqGC)



VDH is an ass man.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM (yQpMk)

252 207 The health research agency to combat burn pit cancers.

*

Burn pit cancers have killed tens of people over the last fifty years! We can put a stop to this tragedy, and it will only cost $975 billion!

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (0V9Oe)

I thought women shaved to clear their pits, not burned them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM (ynpvh)

253 Burn pit cancers have killed tens of people over the last fifty years! We can put a stop to this tragedy, and it will only cost $975 billion!
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (0V9Oe)


Nanzi Pelousy: [how would you type the sound of talons rubbing together?]

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM (wAnMi)

254 El Huevo normally runs with his partner, El Chorizo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM (T8gyh)

255 I believe those use SWIFT. What I was thinking of are the Western Union transfers.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:46 AM (5kI0z)
++++
Sure, a complete embargo on small transfers would be acceptable. There is legitimate use of WU and similar, which is why I prefer a heavy tax on it (you have to *really* want to send money) rather than a complete cessation, but if a complete cessation is the only way then I'd be fine with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM (DU+/6)

256 Maybe Cornyn should give up his hots for Ukraine and trot his ass down to the border in his own damn state.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (bVk7f)

257 We need a wall and a Korea style DMZ, with mines

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (fg3Dv)

258 Wouldn't it be better to just gouge out your kidney yourself, sell it and keep the money?
Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2022 11:39 AM (MxEKc)

Better to put them to work harvesting kidneys for me. We can all make money that way. I'll keep that money safe for them, protect them from other harvesters, map out out territory...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (II3Gr)

259 223 #5 is the real power play, yes. The border fence in such a scenario is largely symbolic, but still useful especially because the response should be parallel rather than serial. Even just as a symbolic item, it has value.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:42 AM (DU+/6)

-----
Also #5 is how you make Mexico pay for the wall.

Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 11:43 AM (VJsqe)

I read that as a Mexican Pay-Wall...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (ynpvh)

260 Step right up fols and be the first to take part in the Great Border Reconnaissance opportunity.
For the low, low sum of $10,000 you too can be a real American Recon soldier and do your part to secure America!
Yes, that's right. We will give you two days of intense reconnaissance and counter-reconnaissance training and then you will become part of a Fire Team sent into a region of the US-Mexican border on a five-day mission. Ammo will be provided and each zone will be specifically selected for you and yoiur team. All are free-fire areas so feel free to light up any targets you see.
Compete with other Teams and see who can bag the most. Prizes will be awarded at the end of your week.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (axyOa)

261 What are the odds that the cartels use SWIFT?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (LvTSG)

262 he feds won't stop the illegal fentanyl, but will regulate the hell out of prescribers, and make lists of any opiate prescription you fill.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:37 AM (ONvIw)

Yes...exactly. Just like how they treat guns. Attack the law-abiding and ignore the lawbreakers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2022 11:45 AM (XIJ/X)

-------

Good luck getting prescription pain killers that actually help deal with major pain following surgery.

And I have another big procedure to go through for the skin cancer on my nose next week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

263 Pone mis huevos en su boca.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (II3Gr)

264 The cartel drug and retribution wars will spill over into the US to a degree the junta can't ignore.

The only question is which side they'll take.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2022 11:49 AM (BFigT)

265 LOLGF assholes you wanted this. Enjoy.

Gonna be a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2022 11:49 AM (Xrfse)

266 Old and busted: Speedy Gonzales

New and cool: Bleedy Gonzales

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (FVME7)

267 Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (axyOa)

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Will there be a bouncy castle?

Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (VJsqe)

268 236 Give Beto an AR-15 and get his ass down there. Let's see what he's made of. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

https://tinyurl.com/5kntk74k

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (ynpvh)

269 I was called "guapo" in one episode.


Posted by: Archer at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (gmo/4)


Two, actually. By the coyote chick and The Godmother.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (Ez6QX)

270 El Huevo normally runs with his partner, El Chorizo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM (T8gyh)



El Tortilla has it all wrapped up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (yQpMk)

271 Trump 38%
Biden 61%

The ones who voted for Bi-gone can't hear you.

They're dead.

Posted by: Ju at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (aTmM/)

272 262
And I have another big procedure to go through for the skin cancer on my nose next week.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

Mohs Surgery?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (N39Ws)

273 256 Maybe Cornyn should give up his hots for Ukraine and trot his ass down to the border in his own damn state.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (bVk7f)

He knows what's going on and takes steps to get his share.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (ONvIw)

274 >>after the capture of cartel leader El Huevo

The Egg?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 11:51 AM (ZLI7S)

275
You can be sure the cartels are fully involved in the international and US banking system. The sums of money involved are too damned big by orders of magnitude to be cash only, as some imagine.

Stopping the drug money would probably crash the financial system. I remember reading someone explaining. THe Cartels buy US debt and stocks with their money just like everyone else.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 18, 2022 11:51 AM (Mzdiz)

276 The cartel drug and retribution wars will spill over into the US to a degree the junta can't ignore.

The only question is which side they'll take.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Well, it won't be the white supremacist racists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 11:51 AM (FVME7)

277 Pone mis huevos en su boca.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (II3Gr)


No thank you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 11:51 AM (Ez6QX)

278 The cartel drug and retribution wars will spill over into the US to a degree the junta can't ignore.

The only question is which side they'll take.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2022 11:49 AM (BFigT)


I'm not going with "ignore" but I will go with an absolutely insane excuse that leads them to ignore it. No doubt, suddenly state rights will be front and center until it goes away.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 11:51 AM (wAnMi)

279 @248: "I was thinking of are the Western Union transfers."

Trump suggested a small transaction tax on remittances, and it was decried as even more racist than the wall. Mexico's cash flow from the US basically equals their oil exports during normal pricing. Average transfer is ~$300 which means you're looking at nearly 100m individual transactions per year. Slap a five percent tax on those and suddenly you're talking about real money.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:51 AM (4NlP1)

280 Putin is drawing Trump size crowds in Moscow...lol. Don't know if they're forced.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

281 Quite we will not tolerate a fully dysfunctional Mexopolis but refuse to grasp that in not allowing the place to bottom out we are preventing its reformation.

The world would likely be better served dealing with an actual Cartel Corporatist state rather than the illusory Mexican federal one.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:44 AM (Lzpvj)


Bottoming out would likely lead to the cartels battling each other, which combined with a strong border would likely destroy most of them. I doubt that what comes after would be a united Mexico. More likely you'd see several smaller states rise up, which IMHO is fine.

Most of the problems we've faced over the past fifty years have been because the US continues to try to maintain the status quo even as it becomes increasingly untenable.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 11:52 AM (wmDcS)

282 236 Give Beto an AR-15 and get his ass down there. Let's see what he's made of. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

Tofu.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

283 262
And I have another big procedure to go through for the skin cancer on my nose next week.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

Mohs Surgery?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (N39Ws)

No. More plastic surgery to repair what turned out to be way more cancer than the skin cancer doctor anticipated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:52 AM (ptqGC)

284 253 Burn pit cancers have killed tens of people over the last fifty years! We can put a stop to this tragedy, and it will only cost $975 billion!
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 11:41 AM (0V9Oe)

Nanzi Pelousy: [how would you type the sound of talons rubbing together?]

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM (wAnMi)

More like hooves...Clomp, Clomp

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:53 AM (ynpvh)

285 We can't control what goes on in MEXICO. But we should be able to control what goes on on our side.

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 11:53 AM (GVZIJ)

286 Has Joe cowered, I mean spoken to XI yet ? What has he sold us out for now ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2022 11:53 AM (J8ILO)

287 Pone mis huevos en su boca.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Now, you see, this is what VDH was talking about.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 11:53 AM (FVME7)

288 254 El Huevo normally runs with his partner, El Chorizo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM (T8gyh)

Well, they do make a great combo.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:53 AM (ynpvh)

289 what none of us want to face is that Mexico has regressed back to some kind of feudal state with modern technology. Most mexicans are nothing but peons at the mercy of whoever has the most guns locally at any given time, but even if those went away, a hundred new contenders for the spot would instantly pop up. The only thing that I can think of to fix Mexico would be an extremely harsh colonial/military government - No mexicans allowed in any decision making capacity! - that would last for at least 2 or 3 generations. After that, maybe some limited exploration of self government might be possible.

But as a culture, we no longer have the will to do anything like that, so the best we can do is to keep our borders closed from the chaos there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:53 AM (trdmm)

290 Beto is a jive Tofurkey

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:53 AM (ONvIw)

291 Will there be a bouncy castle?
Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (VJsqe)


Great idea! I can envision a whole theme park here. Awesome opportunity. I make take this to Shark Tank!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (axyOa)

292
Human trafficking > mail order brides

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (v0R5T)

293 No thank you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 11:51 AM (Ez6QX)

Por que no? Los estan muy sabrosos!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (II3Gr)

294 Send Hunter to broker a treaty. I'm sure the cartels would stop and listen to one of their best clients.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (wAnMi)

295 We need to send El Sicario after El Huevo.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)

296 Nanzi Pelousy: [how would you type the sound of talons rubbing together?]

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM (wAnMi)



A Moron likened her to a Praying Mantis. Now I can't not see it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (yQpMk)

297 280 Putin is drawing Trump size crowds in Moscow...lol. Don't know if they're forced.
Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

you know what other public speaker could always draw a big crowd...

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (trdmm)

298 El Huevo normally runs with his partner, El Chorizo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2022 11:47 AM


Please, the Paolo he may have this affectionate nickname from the ladies, but he does not, how you say "run with" the Evan McMullin.

Posted by: Paolo at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (RkC6l)

299 Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 11:52 AM (wmDcS)

If you actually sealed the borders, and stopped drugs and illegals crossing.

Then went after illegals here for ID theft and such... the Cartels would soon die.

ALL their cash comes from the US... cut that revenue stream and they would soon fall apart.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (oHd/0)

300 I'm not worried.. Our glorious Border Tsar Kamala will take care of this...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (J8ILO)

301 Why is Lee Trevino under indictment?

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (Lzpvj)

302 I think 90% of America would back ignoring Ukraine and fighting to secure and control our southern border.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (KZzsI)

303 Putin is drawing Trump size crowds in Moscow...lol. Don't know if they're forced.
Posted by: CN...FJB

Would you rather spend two hours at a Putin rally or two months in the hospital?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (FVME7)

304 Just called Cornyn's office and asked why we are more worried about Kiev, than Laredo. They assured me Cornyn is equally concerned as I am. It was a touch uncomfortable when I said I have zero concern about Ukraine but great concern about Texas being under attack. Assholes.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (fg3Dv)

305 "Putin is drawing Trump size crowds in Moscow...lol. Don't know if they're forced.

Posted by: CN...FJB"


MSM says he is isolated, ranting and abandoned by his aids. The wall are closing in.

Which would indicate the exact opposite is most likely true.

Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (MxEKc)

306 238 I feel like I need to put on a bra, since VDH lurks here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

Way O/T...

How goes the recovery now that the stiches are out?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (BgMrQ)

307 Por que no? Los estan muy sabrosos!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (II3Gr)


LOL. Killing me, Insom. I'm going to get fired.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (Ez6QX)

308
you know what other public speaker could always draw a big crowd...
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (trdmm)

LOL. Did you see the massive screen with Zelenskyy's face and all the American flags near it. Creeped me out

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (ONvIw)

309 297 280 Putin is drawing Trump size crowds in Moscow...lol. Don't know if they're forced.
Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

you know what other public speaker could always draw a big crowd...
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (trdmm)

-----
If Putin can get the crowd shouting "Lock her up!" I will be impressed.

Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (VJsqe)

310 299 Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (oHd/0)

Legalize it all, subsidize it, have the USPS deliver it to front doors.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (Lzpvj)

311 280 Putin is drawing Trump size crowds in Moscow...lol. Don't know if they're forced.
Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

Putin speaks at live music concert in Moscow to celebrate anniversary of Crimea 'reunification'

https://tinyurl.com/4ejvy4m6

Posted by: m at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (nIvvp)

312 Putin is more popular at home than our media is suggesting. We are being lied to.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (qB3GS)

313 Watch Cartelville: USA on vimeo if you want to see cartel action in the US. Frightening.

Posted by: pj at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (G1dq6)

314 Can we get a vote from NATO to rally and take on the fucking cartels?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (oWZwa)

315 300 I'm not worried.. Our glorious Border Tsar Kamala will take care of this...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (J8ILO)

She's willing to get down on her knees to find a solution.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (ynpvh)

316 280 Putin is drawing Trump size crowds in Moscow...lol. Don't know if they're forced.
Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:52 AM (ONvIw)

One report I saw said his internal support is up 10 points... people are PISSED at what we are doing with their banks and such, and see the economic warfare being waged.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (oHd/0)

317 Testing

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (Fs5vw)

318 262
And I have another big procedure to go through for the skin cancer on my nose next week.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2022 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

Mohs Surgery?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 18, 2022 11:50 AM (N39Ws)
........

If it Mohs, make sure they tell you BEFORE what the plan is to repair it.
I've had that twice and one time required plastic surgery, the other time it abcessed.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (v0R5T)

319 Sock Monkey! Please come to the PNWMoMe in June!! (see sidebar)
Posted by: Jordan61

That is three months away. Being an acolyte of the school of Serendipity, I don't make plans on a horizon that far out. I have been considering it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (GlEdV)

320 Send Hunter to broker a treaty. I'm sure the cartels would stop and listen to one of their best clients.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V

And Mexico has a lot of that sweet, sweet oil money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (FVME7)

321 Trump suggested a small transaction tax on remittances, and it was decried as even more racist than the wall. Mexico's cash flow from the US basically equals their oil exports during normal pricing. Average transfer is ~$300 which means you're looking at nearly 100m individual transactions per year. Slap a five percent tax on those and suddenly you're talking about real money.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:51 AM (4NlP1)
++++
It's not about raising money, it's about providing disincentive. 5% is manageable. It would be great for fund raising, but not so great at getting the remittances - most of which go to the cartels - to stop. Tax it at 75%.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (DU+/6)

322 So how much are the Biden's profiting from the Cartel Drug/Slave trade? It must be good given Biden's deep interest in keeping the border unsecured.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (D8mow)

323 A Moron likened her to a Praying Mantis. Now I can't not see it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (yQpM

Maybe a Preying Mantis. I have trouble seeing her praying. She probably tries to give orders to God.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (eGTCV)

324 302 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (KZzsI)

I think 90% of Americans would support launching political activists into the sun as well.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (Lzpvj)

325 One report I saw said his internal support is up 10 points... people are PISSED at what we are doing with their banks and such, and see the economic warfare being waged.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (oHd/0)


I can believe that. Sanctions don't work. At best they just hurt the poor and working class, while at worst the shared hardship actually binds the population closer to the regime.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (wmDcS)

326 MSM says he is isolated, ranting and abandoned by his aids. The wall are closing in.

Which would indicate the exact opposite is most likely true.
Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (MxEKc)

The more Trump crowd speeches he gives, the more the MSM will hitlerize him and lie.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (ONvIw)

327 I have trouble seeing her praying. She probably tries to give orders to God.

I have no trouble seeing her pray, its just a question of to whom?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (KZzsI)

328 323 A Moron likened her to a Praying Mantis. Now I can't not see it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (yQpM

Maybe a Preying Mantis. I have trouble seeing her praying. She probably tries to give orders to God.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (eGTCV)

She prays downward, not upward.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (ynpvh)

329 Here is a theory: Hunter has the goods on plenty of democrats and republicans who are in on the graft in Ukraine. He says, 'steal the presidency for my old man', and they do. Old man tries to destroy the evidence on the politicians by talking Putin into an invasion, saying he is ok with a minor incursion. If it doesn't work completely, it at least muddies the waters. Then, Hunter gets a pardon, and the old man leaves office.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (5kI0z)

330 A Hell of a lot of military aged men crossing the border every day.
A Hell of a lot.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (axyOa)

331 One report I saw said his internal support is up 10 points... people are PISSED at what we are doing with their banks and such, and see the economic warfare being waged.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (oHd/0)

I can't blame them.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (ONvIw)

332 This brunette in a dress is glad she doesn't live near the border, so she deals only with the systemic problems related to Mexico policy instead of both the systemic and local problems:
https://is.gd/i77lwi

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (DU+/6)

333 That is three months away. Being an acolyte of the school of Serendipity, I don't make plans on a horizon that far out. I have been considering it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (GlEdV)


OK. I promised Nurse I would start bugging you about it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (Ez6QX)

334 I think 90% of Americans would support launching political activists into the sun as well.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (Lzpvj)


Really? What did the sun ever do to us to deserve that?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (yK6pq)

335 Putin speaks at live music concert in Moscow to celebrate anniversary of Crimea 'reunification'

https://tinyurl.com/4ejvy4m6
Posted by: m at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (nIvvp)

Video says I live in an unsupported country or region...

ie, CENSORED. So much for a well educated and aware electorate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (oHd/0)

336 Way O/T...

How goes the recovery now that the stiches are out?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2022 11:55 AM (BgMrQ)

***Emily Litella voice***

Never mind...

I saw your recap upthread. Prayers for a good outcome.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (BgMrQ)

337 334 I think 90% of Americans would support launching political activists into the sun as well.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (Lzpvj)

Really? What did the sun ever do to us to deserve that?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (yK6pq)

Global warming

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (ynpvh)

338 Maybe a Preying Mantis. I have trouble seeing her praying. She probably tries to give orders to God.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (eGTCV)


More like she tries to bullshit God.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (AiZBA)

339 @312: "Putin is more popular at home than our media is suggesting."

Almost impossible to gauge genuine enthusiasm for Putin in Russia right now; never mind several weeks or months from now after sanctions take a bite of Russia's ability to finance international debt obligations, and a slow motion war of attrition.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (4NlP1)

340 Video says I live in an unsupported country or region...

ie, CENSORED. So much for a well educated and aware electorate.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (oHd/0)

They don't want us well-educated and aware. Why do you think the progressives seized the educational system first?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 12:00 PM (II3Gr)

341 Putin is more popular at home than our media is suggesting. We are being lied to.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (qB3GS)
.......

Day ending in "Y".

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 12:00 PM (v0R5T)

342 I have problem with the US declaring war on Mexico and cleaning house, either, but then comes the rebuilding or do we just leave them as rubble to rebuild themselves? Like I said yesterday, the last time we managed it, barely, was South Korea more than 60 years ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

343 Good thing the Guard is already on the border. Too bad Biden won't send the regulars. Got to save the time for the troops' self-criticism sessions...

Posted by: RichardMcEnroe at March 18, 2022 12:00 PM (8fxF+)

344 I think 90% of Americans would support launching political activists into the sun as well.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (Lzpvj)

-----
The senate just passed the Sunshine Protection Act. Sun's off limits now.

Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2022 12:00 PM (VJsqe)

345 The question is, who is the Big Enchilada?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 12:01 PM (FVME7)

346 This brunette in a dress is glad she doesn't live near the border, so she deals only with the systemic problems related to Mexico policy instead of both the systemic and local problems:
https://is.gd/i77lwi
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (DU+/6)
........

She thinks too much.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 12:01 PM (v0R5T)

347 Almost impossible to gauge genuine enthusiasm for Putin in Russia right now; never mind several weeks or months from now after sanctions take a bite of Russia's ability to finance international debt obligations, and a slow motion war of attrition.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (4NlP1)

Russia's international debt obligations are pretty low compared to us and nearly every other Western country.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2022 12:01 PM (UuD2k)

348 Really? What did the sun ever do to us to deserve that?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (yK6pq)

Global warming
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (ynpvh)

Which is why the new Daylight Savings bill must be crushed! Congress says it will 'add more sunlight' thus INCREASING Global Warmering!!!!!

/runs around with hair on fire!!!!

This cannot be ALLOWED!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 12:02 PM (oHd/0)

349 Indignatio, you mean someone actually answered the phone? DC or Houston office?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2022 12:02 PM (bVk7f)

350 I have no trouble seeing her pray, its just a question of to whom?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 11:58 AM (KZzsI

What's you're problem? You gotta problem with me and my faithful?

Posted by: Lucifer...just bringin the light at March 18, 2022 12:02 PM (ONvIw)

351 Que es esta queso de, como se dice, "fumunda"?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 12:02 PM (II3Gr)

352 @331: "... PISSED at what we are doing with their banks and such ..."

Super easy to get pissed at the West when there's no realistic way of changing government at home anytime in the foreseeable future, but the polling calculus changes with every day that Russia doesn't fully conquer and pacify Kyiv.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 12:03 PM (4NlP1)

353 Lessee if I have this right. A cartel war breaks out and Americans are instructed to huddle like sitting ducks rather than vamoose?

Posted by: Emmie at March 18, 2022 12:03 PM (6RgRK)

354 >>Almost impossible to gauge genuine enthusiasm for Putin in Russia right now; never mind several weeks or months from now after sanctions take a bite of Russia's ability to finance international debt obligations, and a slow motion war of attrition.

Russia just sold 3 million barrels of oil to India this week. There are still plenty of markets for Russian products. I think it would be a large mistake to believe that sanctions are going to stop Putin.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 12:03 PM (ZLI7S)

355 Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (4NlP1)

Russia's international debt obligations are pretty low compared to us and nearly every other Western country.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 18, 2022 12:01 PM (UuD2k)

India just announced they are going to buy MORE oil from Russia, not less like Biden asked.

OOPSIE!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 12:03 PM (oHd/0)

356
So, now American citizens don't have to leave the country to-

be abandoned in a war zone.

Sweet!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2022 12:03 PM (5Z2q9)

357 356
So, now American citizens don't have to leave the country to-

be abandoned in a war zone.

Sweet!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 18, 2022 12:03 PM (5Z2q9)

Have to admire the efficiency of it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 12:03 PM (II3Gr)

358 335 Putin speaks at live music concert in Moscow to celebrate anniversary of Crimea 'reunification'

https://tinyurl.com/4ejvy4m6
Posted by: m at March 18, 2022 11:56 AM (nIvvp)

Video says I live in an unsupported country or region...

ie, CENSORED. So much for a well educated and aware electorate.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 11:59 AM (oHd/0)

Here's the BBC.

https://tinyurl.com/yckpysnt

Posted by: m at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (nIvvp)

359 345 The question is, who is the Big Enchilada?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 12:01 PM (FVME7)

You really gotta ask?

Posted by: Uniparty generational wealth fund at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (ONvIw)

360 295 We need to send El Sicario after El Huevo.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)

Took me a while to finally watch that movie - brutal. It's loosely based on a true story, and the real lesson is that once the government adopts those methods, it becomes just another cartel. Things don't get better, they keep on getting worse and worse. In fact, once those methods are adopted, there is no longer even any hope of anything ever getting better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (trdmm)

361 Fuck Ukraine...send the Migs to the Texas National Guard.


I'm stealing that one.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (GlEdV)

362 Bought soy chorizo. I thought it was saying "I am chorizo." Much disappoint.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Leprechaun told me to burn things at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (x8Wzq)

363 The more Trump crowd speeches he gives, the more the MSM will hitlerize him and lie.
----------------
Trump in Lederhosen would rock the world.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (D8mow)

364 Maybe a Preying Mantis. I have trouble seeing her praying. She probably tries to give orders to God.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 11:57 AM (eGTCV)


Not praying, but certainly a mantid slowly chewing the head off of an unfortunate orphan that wandered too close, caught in her tibial spines.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 12:05 PM (wAnMi)

365 @347: "Russia's international debt obligations are pretty low ..."

Sure, but there's an "oh shit this is really happening" cascade that follows after a few missed payments. If they had another zero at the end of their balance sheet obligations, then it'd be bad for everyone, but as is, more so for them than us.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 12:05 PM (4NlP1)

366 India just announced they are going to buy MORE oil from Russia, not less like Biden asked.

OOPSIE!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 12:03 PM (oHd/0)
++++
Just wait 'til they settle those transactions in non-USD.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2022 12:05 PM (DU+/6)

367 > Almost impossible to gauge genuine enthusiasm for Putin in Russia right now
_______________
Since our media and government is providing PR for Ukraine and doing nothing but denigrating Russian and Putin... I'd venture a guess the enthusiasm is real.

You're not supposed to notice that however.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2022 12:05 PM (BFigT)

368 And he's bad, bad Vlad the Pain
The baddest man in the whole Ukraine
Badder than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 18, 2022 12:06 PM (FVME7)

369 Deseas que mirar mi chorizo?

*waggles eyebrows lasciviously*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 12:06 PM (II3Gr)

370 Donde hay una llantera cerca de aqui?

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 12:06 PM (v0R5T)

371 342 I have problem with the US declaring war on Mexico and cleaning house, either, but then comes the rebuilding or do we just leave them as rubble to rebuild themselves? Like I said yesterday, the last time we managed it, barely, was South Korea more than 60 years ago.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

we couldn't do it. Mexico needs a Stalin, or at least an el Sisi.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:06 PM (trdmm)

372 >>>The question is, who is the Big Enchilada?

>Arnold is the Big Enchilada, DeVito is the Little Taquito.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 18, 2022 12:06 PM (oWZwa)

373 >>Took me a while to finally watch that movie - brutal. It's loosely based on a true story, and the real lesson is that once the government adopts those methods, it becomes just another cartel. Things don't get better, they keep on getting worse and worse. In fact, once those methods are adopted, there is no longer even any hope of anything ever getting better.

The cartel wars have been raging in Mexico for well over a decade and nothing the government has done has even caused so much as a speed bump.

I don't know if waging all out war on them will work but I do know what is being done now is a colossal failure.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 12:06 PM (ZLI7S)

374 Putin is more popular at home than our media is suggesting. We are being lied to.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem



No way of knowing for sure how popular he is but I have no doubt he is more popular with Russians than Biden is with Americans. Even Dems only pretend to like him. MSM lies about that too so why would I believe anything they say about Putin?

Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2022 12:06 PM (MxEKc)

375 Super easy to get pissed at the West when there's no realistic way of changing government at home anytime in the foreseeable future, but the polling calculus changes with every day that Russia doesn't fully conquer and pacify Kyiv.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 12:03 PM (4NlP1)

Putin's rationale for the war is that the West was already attacking Russia's interests.

These 'sanctions'.. the blatant theft of property, and the freezing of bank accounts... and the breaking of contracts with even NORMAL Russian citizens... is historic. No country has done that before unless there was a formal declaration of War.

We are playing Fizbin with the world economy, and the rest of the world is about to go 'F U'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (oHd/0)

376 If y'all are still in the LIB camp, here's what they're saying across from Laredo

no necesitamos agua para dejar que el hijo de puta se queme.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (MFphb)

377 You really gotta ask?
Posted by: Uniparty generational wealth fund at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (ONvIw)


Diez porciento?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (wAnMi)

378 Hiya Horde !

Happy Friday !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (arJlL)

379 we couldn't do it. Mexico needs a Stalin, or at least an el Sisi.

We managed to convince Korea it doesn't need a strong man but it took a while, and we're still there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

380 Donde hay una llantera cerca de aqui?
Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 12:06 PM (v0R5T)


Next door to muebles.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (AiZBA)

381 360 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (trdmm)

I think Los Pepes worked well....

essentially a body of decent people prone to temporary indecency is more capable than degenerates.

The crisis we face is "the body of decent people" being rather small these days.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (Lzpvj)

382 More Azov Pallywood:

https://tinyurl.com/5n6kjnx3

Link to Moon of Alabama blog, linked by Saker, lots of info.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (OssQ4)

383 Almost impossible to gauge genuine enthusiasm for Putin in Russia right now

**

Serious question:

Has he built impromptu barricades and staged thousands of armed troops around the Kremlin?

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (0V9Oe)

384 Insom, are you playing with the sausage?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (bVk7f)

385 @354: "I think it would be a large mistake to believe that sanctions are going to stop Putin."

Not so much stop him per se, but foment simmering chaos in his domestic situation. It's a marginal long term strategy at best, but better than nothing, if you're a realistic planner.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 12:09 PM (4NlP1)

386 No way of knowing for sure how popular he is but I have no doubt he is more popular with Russians than Biden is with Americans. Even Dems only pretend to like him. MSM lies about that too so why would I believe anything they say about Putin?
Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2022 12:06 PM (MxEKc)

World Media talked about 'Russian' plots with Trump... how they had stolen an election... all of which has now proven to be untrue (as most of us knew at the time).

Media and DC Politicians have created a Boogy Man... and the Boogy Man don't like that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 12:09 PM (oHd/0)

387 236 Give Beto an AR-15 and get his ass down there. Let's see what he's made of. Lol.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Ballistic Jelly

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2022 12:09 PM (gRF5m)

388 Trump in Lederhosen would rock the world.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (D8mow)


Not sure the polka music would be quite as crowd rousing though.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 12:09 PM (wAnMi)

389 Cuba Libre!

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 12:09 PM (GVZIJ)

390 Que es esta queso de, como se dice, "fumunda"?
Posted by: Insomniac

LOL Este es queso nacho!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 18, 2022 12:10 PM (OssQ4)

391 384 Insom, are you playing with the sausage?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (bVk7f)

Usualmente

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 12:10 PM (II3Gr)

392 >>Not so much stop him per se, but foment simmering chaos in his domestic situation. It's a marginal long term strategy at best, but better than nothing, if you're a realistic planner.

A realistic planner would not have gotten us to this place.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 12:10 PM (ZLI7S)

393 Next door to muebles.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (AiZBA)
........

past the tienda de silenciadores?

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 12:10 PM (v0R5T)

394 Insom, are you playing with the sausage?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2022 12:07 PM (bVk7f)


Well waddaya know?
You *can* make sausage with a tire iron!

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 18, 2022 12:10 PM (wAnMi)

395 Drug war in the streets of Laredo are not new.
Cartels took over Nuevo Laredo fifteen years ago.

Sad part is it's just now being reported.
Sad part is it's probably being reported as a distraction.


Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:10 PM (6dI0k)

396 Cuba Libre!
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 12:09 PM (GVZIJ)
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Rum and Coke!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2022 12:10 PM (T8gyh)

397 Cuba Libre!
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 12:09 PM (GVZIJ)


Yes, please. Can you make mine diet?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 12:10 PM (Ez6QX)

398 Have we reached peak anything yet?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2022 12:11 PM (Xrfse)

399 The first thing we've got to do is stop calling that honky motherf*cker "Beto"

His name is Bob. His other name is Francis for goodness sake. And then he's an "O" Rourke.

He's white as F*CK. He's not Messican in the least. Stop pretending along with them and spreading the bullsh*t.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 12:11 PM (0V9Oe)

400 Mexican Cartels own the northern Mexico border, all the way east to west.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:11 PM (6dI0k)

401 397 Cuba Libre!
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 12:09 PM (GVZIJ)

Yes, please. Can you make mine diet?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2022 12:10 PM (Ez6QX)

Unlikely. Cuba Libres are notorious overeaters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 12:11 PM (II3Gr)

402 Has he built impromptu barricades and staged thousands of armed troops around the Kremlin?

No, but he is arresting anyone who dares protest him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 12:12 PM (KZzsI)

403 This wouldn't happen if we just allowed free immigration into the US and legalized all drugs! Also, we need to stop propping up right-wing dictatorships in Central and South America, so the socialism the people want come sweep in and fix everything!

Hmmm...maybe I should post this with a few typos and Mary Cloggenstein sock...

Posted by: Brain-dead Dem Voters at March 18, 2022 12:12 PM (rVgO5)

404 388 Trump in Lederhosen would rock the world.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 12:04 PM (D8mow)

Not sure the polka music would be quite as crowd rousing though.
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True. But how about Led Zeppelin as back up?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 12:12 PM (D8mow)

405 389 Cuba Libre!
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 12:09 PM (GVZIJ)

Nacho Libre!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)

406 @339

>>Almost impossible to gauge genuine enthusiasm for Putin in Russia right now; never mind several weeks or months from now after sanctions take a bite of Russia's ability to finance international debt obligations, and a slow motion war of attrition.


Russia has one of the lowest Debt to GDPs of any country at less than 20 pct of its GDP.

The US by comparison is roughly 140 pct debt to GDP.

Something tells me The Junta running this clown show may not have thought things through or at all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2022 12:13 PM (l1Gnn)

407 He's white as F*CK. He's not Messican in the least. Stop pretending along with them and spreading the bullsh*t.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 12:11 PM (0V9Oe)

Beta O'Rourke

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 12:13 PM (oHd/0)

408 Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 18, 2022 12:13 PM (wAnMi)

409 Tell me some article reported "The police are scrambling".

Posted by: DaveA at March 18, 2022 12:13 PM (FhXTo)

410 True. But how about Led Zeppelin as back up?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 12:12 PM (D8mow)
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No "Stairway"!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2022 12:13 PM (T8gyh)

411 Chaos! It's what the Davos assholes and DC elites want. More chaos!

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 18, 2022 12:13 PM (Fs5vw)

412 So for the record - based on who the US is arming - the good guys are Ukraine, Azerbaijan, and the Mexican drug cartels. The bad guys are Russian, Armenia, and the American people.

Posted by: Eddie Coffin at March 18, 2022 12:13 PM (vL0RV)

413 410 True. But how about Led Zeppelin as back up?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 12:12 PM (D8mow)
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No "Stairway"!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2022 12:13 PM (T8gyh)

The Forbidden Riff

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 12:14 PM (II3Gr)

414 Used to drive into Mexico every year to surf and fish. Quit doing it 4 years ago, muy peligroso.

Posted by: wth at March 18, 2022 12:14 PM (v0R5T)

415 This is happening becauase Trump lied to the Meicon government about the fact there is no Global WarMing !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 18, 2022 12:14 PM (LTvW5)

416 400 Mexican Cartels own the northern Mexico border, all the way east to west.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:11 PM (6dI0k)

Oh yeah. There's not many anarchists left, but I'd love to point at northern Mexico and say THIS is what real world anarchy looks like; the strongest guys with the most guns do whatever the hell they want, and everybody else suffers under them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:14 PM (trdmm)

417 *cracks open Bajan rum

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 12:15 PM (GVZIJ)

418 407 Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2022 12:13 PM (oHd/0)

Beta Francis Coddworthington-Shales-O'Rourke with all the implied cuckery.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:15 PM (Lzpvj)

419 Beta O'Rourke

*

JJ had an article this morning about how the 12% of the black population really, truly believes that they're a majority in the US, and how the rest of everyone thinks that 30% of the country is a fag.

I guarantee 80% of the nation thinks that prancing honky motherf*cker named Francis is a Mexican.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 12:15 PM (0V9Oe)

420 @392: "A realistic planner would not have gotten us to this place."

There could be some halfway decent endgame scenarios that greatly benefit the West. Problem is predicting your way through the middle and landing on the magic $10k Plinko slot. I'd like to believe the powers that be are so clever, but I lost faith in that idea long ago.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 12:15 PM (4NlP1)

421 The strong do as they will, the weak as they must.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 12:15 PM (yQpMk)

422 Eh, it's probably fine.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2022 12:16 PM (RtaR+)

423 I guarantee 80% of the nation thinks that prancing honky motherf*cker named Francis is a Mexican.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 12:15 PM (0V9Oe)

I can tell you that 100% of Mexican voters in Texas know that he isn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:16 PM (trdmm)

424 When, as Braenyard points out, Nuevo Laredo was being taken over by the cartels about 15 years ago, I had some dark fun with some oh-fishal US guvamint communications. I took an unclassified cable describing the violence and disorder there, blacked out all the geographic and place name references, and asked some people to ID the place. They of course said it was one of the US war zones at the time.

Um, nope.

Right there on the US border.

The people were taken aback, a bit. Especially as these were people whose job was to inform the world about such things.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2022 12:17 PM (OTzUX)

425 Hermanos y Hermanas y Nachos!

Posted by: runner at March 18, 2022 12:17 PM (GVZIJ)

426 419 Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 12:15 PM (0V9Oe)

"half the country is black you either black or white!"

//Shit I heard growing up

My Asian and Hispanic friends always loved that math on the speaker's part.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:17 PM (Lzpvj)

427 Yikes. OSU 23, Loyola 18...at halftime. Someone put rocks in the ball.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2022 12:17 PM (Xrfse)

428 @399: "Stop pretending along with them and spreading the bullsh*t."

Beto is our first truly transracial political! We all joked about Rachel Dolezal, but the trick is stopping short with just a nickname, not gallons of skin bronzer and hair perm chemicals.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 12:17 PM (4NlP1)

429 428 Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2022 12:17 PM (4NlP1)

Eh....

//Harold Ford

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:18 PM (Lzpvj)

430 421 The strong do as they will, the weak as they must.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 12:15 PM (yQpMk)

Explains why so many institutions are designed to train us to be weak.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 12:18 PM (II3Gr)

431 This was linked over on American Digest and it's really good. Frank Wright's substack, which is a free one.

https://tinyurl.com/2p97hvxa

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 18, 2022 12:18 PM (5HBd1)

432 Nuevo Laredo: Almost as bad as Minneapolis 2 years ago.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2022 12:18 PM (9PjK4)

433 Come on, Putin! You got what you want. Give those people air defense systems!

Posted by: Douglas Quaid at March 18, 2022 12:18 PM (oWZwa)

434 I can tell you that 100% of Mexican voters in Texas know that he isn't.

*

The Democrats couldn't care less what those white voters believe.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 12:19 PM (0V9Oe)

435 "There's no plan."

You're right, TJM. Furthermore, no one is actually in charge.

Is Anarcho-tyranny a thing?

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 12:19 PM (cTCuP)

436 Carl Benjamin's (Sargon of Akkad) UK - based Podcast of the Locust Eaters covered this 2 days ago.

Especially with this Ukraine stuff, you are better of with independent sources. Forget the legacy media (except maybe TuCa).

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 12:20 PM (rF64X)

437 In many ways, this is the story of Amazon in Seattle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2022 12:20 PM (bPH26)

438 Obama hated America, but F Joe Biden took that to another level. It's Texas, so why would he care. He despises Texas.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 18, 2022 12:20 PM (bkUtD)

439 40 People have a right to cross borders!

Also, any Russian that crosses into Ukraine should be killed!

Posted by: The left at March 18, 2022 11:24 AM (ESjRY)

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"Hate Has No Home Here -- Only In Ukraine, H8R!"

------

Anarchy historically always leads to tribalism, which leads to tyranny when one tribal leader conquer all the rest.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 12:20 PM (c3Qm1)

440 runner - which Bajan rum?

In the sipper category, it's amazing that Foursquare puts out Doorly's 12 for under $30 (well under, sometimes). Just wish Real McCoy 12 would dip a bit in price.

About to get first Guatemalan, Pasador de Oro Gran Reserva. Solera and cognac-cask finished, so should be very smooth.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2022 12:21 PM (OTzUX)

441 424 Posted by: rhomboid at March 18, 2022 12:17 PM (OTzUX)

I write simulated war journalism for a living-my imaginary countries where chemical weapons are used are more stable on a day to day basis than the southern border.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:21 PM (Lzpvj)

442 Ah, here is the quote I was reaching for

"The strong do as they can and the weak suffer what they must".

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

443 [CRAP: Copy/Paste Failure; mulligan!]

435 "There's no plan."

You're right, TJM. Furthermore, no one is actually in charge.

Is Anarcho-tyranny a thing?

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 12:19 PM (cTCuP)

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Anarchy historically always leads to tribalism, which leads to tyranny when one tribal leader conquer all the rest.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 18, 2022 12:22 PM (c3Qm1)

444 Just shut up Americanos and keep snorting our coke and smoking our meth.

Fentanyl at no extra charge.

Vaminos!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 18, 2022 12:22 PM (jvt6t)

445 Okay, Abbot. Whatcha gonna do now?

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 12:22 PM (cTCuP)

446 436 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 12:20 PM (rF64X)

When I move home to Ohio I am giving serious consideration to engaging in guerilla journalism on a multi-media spectrum.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:22 PM (Lzpvj)

447 The first thing we've got to do is stop calling that honky motherf*cker "Beto"

His name is Bob. His other name is Francis for goodness sake. And then he's an "O" Rourke.

He's white as F*CK. He's not Messican in the least. Stop pretending along with them and spreading the bullsh*t.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 18, 2022 12:11 PM (0V9Oe)

Did you see Bobby Francis is now for the 2nd amendment, secure borders (I think) and against CRT? LOL, what a loser.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 12:22 PM (rF64X)

448 Time to start day drinking.

Posted by: Infidel at March 18, 2022 12:23 PM (ou23q)

449 Yo soy el hombre del Huevo, ellos son los hombres de los huevos

Goo goo ga choo

Posted by: Muldoon at March 18, 2022 12:23 PM (m45I2)

450 442 Ah, here is the quote I was reaching for

"The strong do as they can and the weak suffer what they must".
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

sounds like something VDH would write about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:23 PM (trdmm)

451 Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necesito una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia Para mi, para ti
Y arriba, y arriba
Y arriba, y arriba
Por ti seré, por ti seré, por ti

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

452 447 Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 12:22 PM (rF64X)

Donks lead very compartmentalized lives.

That born again hard moderation is Robert Francis O'Leary...

when he musses his hair and becomes BETA! like Clark Kent removing the glasses he will govern to the left of Ocasio-Cortex

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:24 PM (Lzpvj)

453 Okay, Abbot. Whatcha gonna do now?
Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 12:22 PM (cTCuP)

Let's roll!

Posted by: Goobernator Abbott at March 18, 2022 12:24 PM (4I/2K)

454 Re: Bob O'Rourke. How far back does the fake Beto nickname go?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 12:24 PM (eGTCV)

455 Donks lead very compartmentalized lives.

That born again hard moderation is Robert Francis O'Leary...

when he musses his hair and becomes BETA! like Clark Kent removing the glasses he will govern to the left of Ocasio-Cortex
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:24 PM (Lzpvj)

(Jump to top of page)

Never trust a Dem.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 12:24 PM (rF64X)

456 Did you see Bobby Francis is now for the 2nd amendment, secure borders (I think) and against CRT? LOL, what a loser.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 12:22 PM (rF64X)

now he's also saying he's going to legalize marijuana! Which of course is a thing that the Governor has no power to do.

flop sweat is kind of fun to watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:24 PM (trdmm)

457 454 Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 12:24 PM (eGTCV)

He alleges childhood, and hell he may be correct.

"Sven" goes back to age 9 when I got bloody and had blonde hair in a scuffle.

"Sven the viking."

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:25 PM (Lzpvj)

458 >>Ah, here is the quote I was reaching for

>>"The strong do as they can and the weak suffer what they must".

The readout of Biden's call with Xi was just released. This is the quote Xi relayed to Biden.

Let he who tied he tied the bell on the tiger's neck take it off.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)

459 Re: Bob O'Rourke. How far back does the fake Beto nickname go?

Supposedly his nanny called him that as a little boy, so basically all his life. Except, you know, probably nobody called him that in college or whatever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

460 In what universe is Bob O'Rourke charismatic?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 12:25 PM (eGTCV)

461 460 In what universe is Bob O'Rourke charismatic?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 12:25 PM (eGTCV)

Wine Mom Universe

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 18, 2022 12:26 PM (II3Gr)

462 What would Chuck Norris do?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 18, 2022 12:26 PM (jYQlA)

463 sounds like something VDH would write about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:23 PM (trdmm)



*touches nose

Posted by: Thucydides at March 18, 2022 12:26 PM (yQpMk)

464 432 Nuevo Laredo: Almost as bad as Minneapolis 2 years ago.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2022 12:18 PM (9PjK4)
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Nope. They really do own the whole town and they are everywhere and can kill you with impunity.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:26 PM (6dI0k)

465 454 Re: Bob O'Rourke. How far back does the fake Beto nickname go?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 12:24 PM (eGTCV)

I think at least as far back as the time he got drunk and wrecked his car outside of El Paso, and his father the local Judge pulled strings to get him off with no charges.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:26 PM (trdmm)

466 The readout of Biden's call with Xi was just released. This is the quote Xi relayed to Biden.

Why you always order #32?? You asshoe Joe!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 18, 2022 12:26 PM (jvt6t)

467 459 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, whereas my classmates called me "Sven" or "haircut" or "asshole" and would know who I was based on any of those.

In fairness (Poppin Fresh in da house) Beta is the least fake of donks in the perverse sense he owns his fakeness.

Joey Plugz is a far worse human being and won 81 million votes.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:27 PM (Lzpvj)

468 "now he's also saying he's going to legalize marijuana!"

That's really gonna suck when the Dems outlaw junk food.

Posted by: Ripley at March 18, 2022 12:27 PM (MxEKc)

469 So for the record - based on who the US is arming - the good guys are Ukraine, Azerbaijan, and the Mexican drug cartels. The bad guys are Russian, Armenia, and the American people.
Posted by: Eddie Coffin

I think The current pResident funded the Taliban to the tune of 80B. So it seems the Taliban are the Junta's favorites.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 18, 2022 12:28 PM (bu/t9)

470 In what universe is Bob O'Rourke charismatic?

We just love, love, love Beto!!

Posted by: Covey of Wine Karens at March 18, 2022 12:28 PM (jvt6t)

471
No, but he is arresting anyone who dares protest him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The 'but' lightly implies that the same thing isn't happening here. I understand that you did not intend that implication, but we ought to be explicit about the contrasts. Here we have both the barriers and the arrests.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2022 12:28 PM (L47aO)

472 >>Joey Plugz is a far worse human being and won 81 million votes.

No. He was awarded 81 million votes. He did not win anything close to 81 million votes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2022 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)

473 now he's also saying he's going to legalize marijuana!"

He's going to be using a bong while rollerblading out to give a speech.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 12:29 PM (eGTCV)

474 Send in El Santo. He'll straighten out this bunch.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2022 12:29 PM (p+1gI)

475 Why you always order #32?? You asshoe Joe!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 18, 2022 12:26 PM (jvt6t)

Joe: "Hey, sign said All you Can Eat for $10!"

Xi: "Yeah! Dat all you can eat for ten dollah! You go now!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:29 PM (trdmm)

476 >>>In what universe is Bob O'Rourke charismatic?

>Middle school skate park culture?

Posted by: Douglas Quaid at March 18, 2022 12:30 PM (oWZwa)

477 I saw this several days ago on the Podcast of the Lotus Eaters. British podcast and they were shocked.
But, MSM here? Crickets.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 18, 2022 11:26 AM (TfRuS)

I am a silver member on Lotus Eaters. The rank punditry is free but the long-view is premium.

I remember during the Obama years how I would have to read the Daily Mail to hear that Obama wasn't doing a stupendous job.

Our dirty dirty smear merchants.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2022 12:30 PM (44ww/)

478 We just love, love, love Beto!!
Posted by: Covey of Wine Karens
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...just as we did John Edwards, Michael Avenatti, Barry Obama

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2022 12:31 PM (L47aO)

479 Y'all are wasting a lot of ink on Beto.

The up for grabs important race in TX is AG.

Shithead stalking horse Gohmert pulled enough votes from Ken Paxton that now George Pee Bush is in a runoff with Paxton.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:31 PM (6dI0k)

480 477 Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2022 12:30 PM (44ww/)

How bad is it?

The Gruniad was more honest on Obama than the NY Post.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:31 PM (Lzpvj)

481 Nope. They really do own the whole town and they are everywhere and can kill you with impunity.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:26 PM (6dI0k)

...

I get it. We sadly have a family member who was murdered in Tijuana.

But we do have people burning a whole lot of stuff with impunity here too.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2022 12:32 PM (9PjK4)

482 81 million ballots not votes.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:32 PM (6dI0k)

483 458 >>Ah, here is the quote I was reaching for

>>"The strong do as they can and the weak suffer what they must".
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You are quoting Thucydides.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 12:32 PM (D8mow)

484 Anyone who describes a politician as cool needs to lose their franchise.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 18, 2022 12:32 PM (eGTCV)

485 481 Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2022 12:32 PM (9PjK4)

The difference is the tacit protection given by the Federales to the felons...

now quick which side of the border am I impugning?

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2022 12:33 PM (Lzpvj)

486 Nude Chick with a Dick, if it hasn;t been noted already.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2022 12:33 PM (yQpMk)

487
He's going to be using a bong while rollerblading out to give a speech.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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Hey! Look at these neat selfies of me at the dentist!

Posted by: Beto at March 18, 2022 12:34 PM (L47aO)

488 Shithead stalking horse Gohmert pulled enough votes from Ken Paxton that now George Pee Bush is in a runoff with Paxton.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:31 PM (6dI0k)

Gohmert's voters, of which I admit to being one, will go to Paxton in the runoff. That move alone will give Paxton 60%. And the runoff is the only real election left, the one in November is a rubber stamp. So Paxton keeps the office for another 4 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2022 12:34 PM (trdmm)

489 "The strong do as they can and the weak suffer what they must"

This is the natural state of fallen man, and can only be restrained by a moral order which all feel compelled to obey or follow. The left is attempting to impose their new version of a moral order, but its so chaotic, fluid, and unpredictable, not to mention contrary to human nature, that it cannot serve its needed purpose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2022 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

490 I am a silver member on Lotus Eaters. The rank punditry is free but the long-view is premium.

I remember during the Obama years how I would have to read the Daily Mail to hear that Obama wasn't doing a stupendous job.

Our dirty dirty smear merchants.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2022 12:30 PM (44ww/)

Been thinking of being a paid subscriber as their free content is really good. Do you find your subscription worth it?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 12:35 PM (rF64X)

491 The only way I see Bobby O'Rourke as cool is after he's been standing in a restaurant freezer for an hour or two....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 18, 2022 12:35 PM (oGiDo)

492 I call him Butthead O'Rourke, because of his strong resemblance to same.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Leprechaun told me to burn things at March 18, 2022 12:36 PM (x8Wzq)

493 I think The current pResident funded the Taliban to the tune of 80B. So it seems the Taliban are the Junta's favorites.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 18, 2022 12:28 PM (bu/t9)


I wouldn't be too sure of that. Congress has probably laundered much much more than 81billion for the Mexican cartels.

Ever wonder how congress people get so rich? This is one of the ways.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 18, 2022 12:36 PM (Fs5vw)

494 488 Shithead stalking horse Gohmert pulled enough votes from Ken Paxton that now George Pee Bush is in a runoff with Paxton.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:31 PM (6dI0k)

Gohmert's voters, of which I admit to being one, will go to Paxton in the runoff. That move alone will give Paxton 60%. And the runoff is the only real election left, the one in November is a rubber stamp. So Paxton keeps the office for another 4 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Hope you are right. There's Bush money and their CoC friends money all the way to Kennybunkport coming in.

TV will be flooded trashing Paxton.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2022 12:36 PM (6dI0k)

495 Dress Beto up in his Bunny Suit and drop him off in Mexico.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 18, 2022 12:39 PM (D8mow)

496 Been thinking of being a paid subscriber as their free content is really good. Do you find your subscription worth it?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 12:35 PM (rF64X)

There is more political theory and more history. Sargon is at his best here.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2022 12:40 PM (44ww/)

497 There is more political theory and more history. Sargon is at his best here.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 18, 2022 12:40 PM (44ww/)

Excellent. Thanks.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 18, 2022 12:40 PM (rF64X)

498 Quick thank-you to all the 'rons who rec'd "V for Vendetta".

Posted by: creeper at March 18, 2022 12:41 PM (cTCuP)

499 Sen Ted Cruz was so brave to go there a real American Hero

Posted by: Kurt at March 18, 2022 12:41 PM (nwW96)

500 The left is attempting to impose their new version of a moral order, but its so chaotic, fluid, and unpredictable, not to mention contrary to human nature, that it cannot serve its needed purpose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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All for the obvious reason that they are bereft of morality. Their so-called 'personal morality' is highly malleable. It changes as their minds change. It has no basis, it is an epistemological void.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2022 12:41 PM (bPH26)

501 There's some people calling him Beano not Beto

Posted by: Lord percy or Senor Coffee at March 18, 2022 12:47 PM (iSbhf)

502 501
Smirks.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2022 01:12 PM (qVln6)

503 $25 Bounties paid for every Right Ear.
Posted by: garrett

I could use that.

Posted by: Van Gogh at March 18, 2022 01:26 PM (WmGrA)

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