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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/19/22)
When I think of Easter goodies I think of jelly beans and chocolate bunnies. What about you?
Sainsbury's told it's 'gone too far' with latest £1 Easter treat dubbed 'vile'
Sainsbury's supermarket launched its Carrots & Chocolate Houmous as part of the Easter Bunny Snacks range – but shoppers were turned off by the odd flavour combo
Holy shit!
March 18 (UPI) -- Seres Therapeutics, a biotech company, has opened a donor collection facility to collect poop for cash in Arizona. The company operates GoodNature, which has set up shop in Tempe and is asking for donations of poop that can earn donors at least $25 and up to $75 per sample.
IMHO American Airline sucks. With that being said, you can once again drink to forget the suckiness.
American Airlines Resumes Alcohol Sales — Americans (Likely) Resume Unruly Behavior
With almost 900 in-flight incidents reported to the Federal Aviation Administration already this year, do we really need more alcohol?
Two young brothers miraculously managed to survive after spending 27 days lost and alone in the Amazon jungle. Siblings Glauco, 7, and Gleison, 9, Ferreira disappeared a month ago feared to never be seen again. But yesterday they were found with severe malnutrition, dehydration and skin abrasions. They were transferred by plane to a hospital in Manaus, the capital city of the northern Brazilian state of Amazonas.
Changing the clocks twice a year can be a hassle, so some people in the United States want to permanently keep Daylight Saving Time. However, that also means some areas in the country end up with late sunrise, which means going to work or school in the dark. For The Washington Post, Justin Grieser, Joe Fox, and Tim Meko mapped how sunrise times would change.
Truck with porta-potties flips over on slick road
A truck towing porta-potties rolled over near Nine Mile Falls in Spokane County on Thursday morning.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 19, 2022 09:02 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 19, 2022 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 09:02 PM (gaEeF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 19, 2022 09:02 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Theodore at March 19, 2022 09:02 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Theodore at March 19, 2022 09:03 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Sandy at March 19, 2022 09:03 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2022 09:03 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 19, 2022 09:04 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 19, 2022 09:04 PM (4NlP1)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2022 09:03 PM (3cGpq)
Not much.
Youll be back shortly
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 19, 2022 09:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 19, 2022 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 09:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 19, 2022 09:04 PM (XG2Fi)
Fucking Paolo and spending all the child support money on box wine and Xanax.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 09:07 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:07 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2022 09:07 PM (evAgx)
Where did I put that brain bleach?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2022 09:07 PM (K5n5d)
Where did I put that brain bleach?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2022 09:07 PM (K5n5d)
I have a 55 gallon drum I bought off Anna Puma.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 09:08 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 19, 2022 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Ya never know.
I just find these things
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2022 09:07 PM (evAgx)
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Chicago.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 09:09 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: wing at March 19, 2022 09:09 PM (PlW9M)
Meanwhile, my night-loving Moron self is gonna hang out here and enjoy this OVER NIGHT THREAD!
*cheers!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2022 09:09 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: hillary at March 19, 2022 09:09 PM (BgMrQ)
I notice your co-worker also wears a carpal tunnel wrist support. No doubt the subject of a worker's compensation claim...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2022 09:09 PM (EZebt)
Which govt. agency are they fronting?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2022 09:10 PM (nVJ+n)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:10 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2022 09:10 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2022 09:11 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2022 09:10 PM (evAgx)
She must work at Doc Johnson.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 09:11 PM (II3Gr)
Which govt. agency are they fronting?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2022 09:10 PM (nVJ+n)
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That would explain all the government-sponsored BS they shovel at us day in and day out...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2022 09:11 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at March 19, 2022 09:12 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Draki at March 19, 2022 09:12 PM (XVur8)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2022 09:12 PM (N6NYc)
Posted by: Pete Buttglug at March 19, 2022 09:13 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 19, 2022 09:13 PM (BgMrQ)
The Saturday Night Joke made me laugh.
I'm fine with Daylight Savings Time as it is. It's weird knowing we're living one of Ben Franklin's old jokes but I'm fine with it as it is.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 09:13 PM (AnQNo)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2022 09:13 PM (nVJ+n)
Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 19, 2022 09:14 PM (taPSh)
The elderly woman in the office has an impressive booze belly with a prominent umbilical hernia... Her liver is probably shot to hell!
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 09:14 PM (gaEeF)
Posted by: MkY at March 19, 2022 09:15 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 19, 2022 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2022 09:15 PM (nVJ+n)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 19, 2022 09:16 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 19, 2022 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Geez, you're right. By the way, to show how fake Hollywood "looks" are, she once had a picture of herself taken where she was in underwear and without her hair and make up. She wasn't overweight, but she has the sagging due to her age and a relatively plain face with the lines of her age. She didn't look like she did in that movie with Arnold Schwarzenwhatever.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 09:17 PM (AnQNo)
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 09:17 PM (gaEeF)
Posted by: Infidel at March 19, 2022 09:17 PM (ou23q)
Do you have any idea what that can do to a man?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 19, 2022 09:17 PM (LCzyp)
Posted by: MkY at March 19, 2022 09:15 PM (cPGH3)
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The terroir determines whether it can be legally called "merde" ($$$), "scheisse" (SS), or merely "sparkling turd" ($).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 19, 2022 09:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
First, please see MisHum and pay your four quataloos for your probationary flash-paper membership card, mini-box of KaBoom that makes it's own bowl, and instructions for copy/pasting from MS Word to the comment fields.
Otherwise,
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2022 09:17 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 19, 2022 09:18 PM (W3AhE)
https://youtu.be/ognBcHjlcJo
And, because why not, BOC with "Joan Crawford":
https://youtu.be/ARzj2AblBWQ
Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2022 09:18 PM (B1Vad)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 19, 2022 09:18 PM (W3AhE)
That's really really gross.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 09:19 PM (II3Gr)
That last picture is... scary. On so many levels.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 19, 2022 09:19 PM (XTpZy)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 19, 2022 09:17 PM (LCzyp)
I know exactly, as a matter of fact.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2022 09:19 PM (I0M6O)
Posted by: Pete aseria at March 19, 2022 09:19 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2022 09:19 PM (nVJ+n)
Michigan Ave Chicago. The Water Tower is one of the only buildings that predates the fire.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 19, 2022 09:19 PM (Spr0s)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 19, 2022 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
I could be for you
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Stacey Abrams, eating a quarter pounder right now at March 19, 2022 09:20 PM (a4EWo)
Social media has given people the idea that they can be total assholes in real life too.
That said, coach class passengers are probably treated better on a prison bus than on any domestic airline flight
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2022 09:21 PM (qAR6u)
Where did I put that brain bleach?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2022 09:07 PM (K5n5d)
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And he was such a nice young man.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2022 09:21 PM (nVJ+n)
Just like both of those chaps to completely miss the point even though the Lord Himself has written the Truth in fiery letters 100 feet tall in the sky.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2022 09:21 PM (B1Vad)
Asyria? You changing nationalities on us?
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - nyctophiliac at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: cfo mom at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (Q8bDL)
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (UewuT)
https://mudwtr.com/
It seems pretty interesting until you realize it's severely overpriced chai tea sold on a recurring basis. Yeah, no. But they seem sincere about their beliefs in getting people to wean themselves off of coffee.
But nowhere in there does it acknowledge that beyond caffeine's ability to perk you up that it's even better at expediting a good ole dook. Sure, your fancy tea thing might have all these lovely health benefits but is it going to help me feel five pounds lighter?
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (AnQNo)
Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (sAmhv)
Andrew Breitbart came here for the commenters
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (qAR6u)
But we are getting closer. I adapt to him, and he...is better with me than he was a month ago. Okay, that qualifies as progress.
He is great, and those of you who disagree are just wrong, and you will have to live with your wrongness forever. Sorry, but that tent over there that says "Wrong"? You have to go there. Hey, it's not my rules.
Also, he (meaning Robert the Cat (TM)) is not forcing me to write this. You don't have to force the truth, Brandon.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (7ZQe3)
Too much Nyquil?
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (aA3+G)
You must have access to an incredible number of pictures, MH.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (Nulgt)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2022 09:21 PM (qAR6u)
And the guards on the bus can't be any uglier or gayer than the average flight attendant
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2022 09:25 PM (qAR6u)
Good to see you IG.
Hope all is well in your part of the world.
I'll probably have a ton of photos left after I retire from this. I don't think I'll ever run out.
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: kbdabear
I haven't flown for a number of years but the last time I did, some random guy started to moo as the crowd of passengers were all being processed.
Hilarious.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:25 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 19, 2022 09:25 PM (eFR3E)
Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2022 09:25 PM (AmoqO)
I have no recollection of year round DST. At my lofty 29 years of age I was around then. Perhaps it made no diff to me cuz ND was dark in the mornings in the winter regardless.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2022 09:26 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 19, 2022 09:26 PM (y0zVi)
Posted by: firehorse at March 19, 2022 09:26 PM (dwcqa)
Andrew Breitbart came here for the commenters
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Thats how I originally found out about this place. Breitbarts comments led me to check it out. The Andrew Breitbart Seal of Approval
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 19, 2022 09:26 PM (7ZQe3)
Just like both of those chaps to completely miss the point even though the Lord Himself has written the Truth in fiery letters 100 feet tall in the sky.
Posted by: Sharkman
Heh! It's satire; it's just so well written it's hard to tell.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2022 09:27 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Javems
I was stationed in the UK for 3 years (RAF Croughton). You are correct.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2022 09:28 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - nyctophiliac at March 19, 2022 09:22 PM (f1Vqw)
* * * *
Nor do I, especially with a one hour plus commute each way. Been working remotely since 2010 and I am proudly and fully feral!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 19, 2022 09:28 PM (XTpZy)
I learned how to be healthy, largely thanks to the wise wizard MiladyJo, who joined me shortly after that. You would have to drag me drugged and unconscious into an inhospitalable.
* Exception made for when my face was ripped open in a car wreck, but that was just Dr Frankenstein stitching me back together. I tell people the scar is from a bar fight.
And that's my 'way TMI for tonight, gang.
Posted by: mindful webworker - play ball! at March 19, 2022 09:29 PM (F+wsb)
BC, I get a kick out of your Robert the Cat comments. He's improving your life every day, as cats are wont to do.
If he's active/interactive, you might look into getting a child's plastic fishing rod, and putting toys on the line, then casting to the other end of the living room. Catfishing is a ton of fun!
We got some little thingies that look like mini safety pins to attach to various cats toys so we could switch them out.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - nyctophiliac at March 19, 2022 09:30 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:30 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (m0zqP)
Blink twice if you need help!
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 09:30 PM (AnQNo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 19, 2022 09:31 PM (mNhhD)
Someone who understands the "Bob Emporium"
You and rickl.
RIP rickl
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:31 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 09:32 PM (p40Pc)
I still play with my cats but the reason I got two was so they could keep each other company when I wasn't there. I wasn't so sure at first but I'm really glad I did.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 19, 2022 09:32 PM (kvb15)
I never did the whole Easter Bunny bullshit with my boys.
Easter is about the Risen Christ.
We had a beautiful meal and gorgeous flowers from the garden and we often went for a walk to appreciate nature.
Mass is to be avoided on Easter and Christmas. Too many twice a year Catholics who can't figure out how to behave and just want to be seen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:32 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 19, 2022 09:32 PM (kvb15)
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Me too. They didn't like each other at first, but now Jasmine and Penny are the best of friends. Kaylee is a bit of a third wheel, but she generally gets along with the others, kind of like a kid tagging along with older siblings.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2022 09:34 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2022 09:21 PM (qAR6u)
I haven't flown anywhere in years, and I don't miss it at all. The worst part for me is waiting around the airport. With your having to get there at least 2 hours early, then all the delays and stress of wondering whether your flight will be canceled, or whether you will make a connecting flight. It's an awful experience.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 09:32 PM (p40Pc)\
***SNORT***
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:34 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 09:34 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: MkY
Bacteria
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:35 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2022 09:21 PM (qAR6u)
I haven't flown anywhere in years, and I don't miss it at all. The worst part for me is waiting around the airport. With your having to get there at least 2 hours early, then all the delays and stress of wondering whether your flight will be canceled, or whether you will make a connecting flight. It's an awful experience.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:34 PM (+lVUW)
Prozac with a valium chaser
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:35 PM (aA3+G)
"Brandon, what do I do? He's not interested in beer. Or pizza. I can't handle this. And what's this box full of sand? And there's...something else...in that sand."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2022 09:36 PM (m0zqP)
I also never liked it staying light till so late when my kids were little. They couldn't get to sleep, ergo I couldn't.
Can't we just stay on "real" time, all the time?
Posted by: cfo mom at March 19, 2022 09:36 PM (Q8bDL)
Andrew Breitbart came here for the commenters
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (qAR6u)
Yeah, he called Ace cruel. Well, what are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:36 PM (+lVUW)
So I finished Geostorm. No way could the people of Earth join forces and build a high-tech global space station that controls the weather. We think a dude in a dress is a woman.
Posted by: jmel at March 19, 2022 09:36 PM (bVhJi)
Andrew Breitbart came here for the commenters
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (qAR6u)
Yeah, he called Ace cruel. Well, what are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:36 PM (+lVUW)
Potted
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 19, 2022 09:37 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: JuJuBee
I'm watching the original - 1947 version. Love it so far!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:38 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2022 09:38 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 09:38 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:32 PM (U2p+3)
"Can you believe that nurse character?"
"Seriously, i never see her at Church."
"What a terrible person. Not like us. Honk honk."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 09:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JuJuBee
I'm watching the original - 1947 version. Love it so far!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:38 PM (ZSrej)
Only seen the new one LOVED IT
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 09:38 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 09:32 PM (p40Pc)\
Has Kamala been screenwriting again?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 19, 2022 09:38 PM (a4EWo)
Andrew Breitbart came here for the commenters
Posted by: kbdabear at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (qAR6u)
Yeah, he called Ace cruel. Well, what are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:36 PM (+lVUW)
Potted plants Morons?
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy
Cruelings?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2022 09:38 PM (sAmhv)
Also, he (meaning Robert the Cat (TM)) is not forcing me to write this. You don't have to force the truth, Brandon.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2022 09:23 PM (m0zqP)
Hah. I was reading that just as my beagle woke up from her nap and started hounding me for treats.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: jmel at March 19, 2022 09:36 PM (bVhJi)
* * * *
Or a dude in a women's swimming suit... it's insanity.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 19, 2022 09:39 PM (XTpZy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:36 PM (+lVUW)
When will VDH stop making the amateur's mistake of reading the content?
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 09:39 PM (AnQNo)
And it was a really good movie. And...it looks like the Reitmans and the original cast all came back to make it specifically because they hated the feminist turd Paul Feig crapped out in 2016.
Basically a third ghost buster's movie had been in development hell since the 1980s - with the original cast coming back but they could never put it together.
After Feig's failure they had a script with everyone on board in three years. And I see the Reitmans were REALLY pissed off about what Feig had done.
We need more of this.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 09:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 09:40 PM (Y+l9t)
We need more of this.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 09:39 PM (ESjRY)
We need more movie reviews like this one.
Posted by: The Dandy Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 19, 2022 09:40 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:41 PM (U2p+3)
(looks around)
Any interesting shit going on?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 09:40 PM (Y+l9t)
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For $75, it must be pretty interesting (if you read the content up above)...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2022 09:42 PM (K5n5d)
I'm no Victor Davis Hanson.
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An old but always funny an cruel joke. There's a related one about a man with a stutter due to too long a schong.
The punch line is: "Tttttoo ttttooo late!"
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 09:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Which is, of course, the mark of really well done satire.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2022 09:42 PM (B1Vad)
The little girl telling stupid dad jokes was hilarious.
And when did Oklahoma get all those mountains, anyway?
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 09:42 PM (AnQNo)
Revolting.
I've never worked in an office because of Nightmares like those and (Office Space).
Posted by: My Goodness at March 19, 2022 09:42 PM (AFAjg)
I so want to meet you someday.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Quick Warai-otoko - a breath mint and brush your hair!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:42 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 19, 2022 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Yes, and by the way, I worked in that office with that woman (or so close to it no one could tell the difference) for years and years and years.
"You live to do data entry and answer phones. Work well and live"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 09:43 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 19, 2022 09:43 PM (W3AhE)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 09:44 PM (Y+l9t)
TinEye Search leads me to believe the bottom pic really is of Jamie Lee Curtis, but I'm not seeing it...
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 09:44 PM (UAyQx)
The night picture with the tower, clock and lights is beautiful.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 09:44 PM (IDhUW)
The problem is the 80s creative class is largely the original ideological enablers of this shit in the first place and until they get PERSONALLY shat on they do not care.
Feig went out of his way to crap on the OG movies really, you can see the passive aggressive "we're better take that" in his interviews and PR.
Kennedy Wars did the same thing to the OG star wars cast except making Carrie "Poppins" Fischer a make a wish kid.....
You could tell from noted moonbat Mark Hamill's morse code "help me" blinking interviews on the monstrosity.
Cultural vandalism sucks.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 09:44 PM (Lzpvj)
I mean the "polite NAZIs" were the villains in the second one.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 09:45 PM (ESjRY)
What's the difference between lutefisk and snot?
You can get your kid to eat snot.
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2022 09:45 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: Robert
I think the western edge of the Ozarks is in the NE of OK, but that's about it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2022 09:45 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 09:46 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Robert
I think the western edge of the Ozarks is in the NE of OK, but that's about it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2022 09:45 PM (sAmhv)
The Arbuckles are in SW OK
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 09:47 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 09:47 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Tonypete at March
Oh ffs. He's married! Not like that!
I love his sense of humor and wise cracks and when a moron gave me shit about my nic...
Get there to a
MoMe!
PNWMoMe in June, for folks who would
Like to trek out here. It isn't in Seattle, no worries. But the drive out of seatac is perhaps 2-3 hours and will blow your mind.
Link to Mark's email in left sidebar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:47 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Are they really trophies?
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2022 09:47 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: Iris at March 19, 2022 09:48 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 09:48 PM (IDhUW)
Kennedy Wars did the same thing to the OG star wars cast except making Carrie "Poppins" Fischer a make a wish kid.....
Ultimately the Disney Star Wars movies were worse then the prequels...which is hard to believe.
The best was Rogue One, which is a somewhat dumber rehash of the original Star Wars.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 09:48 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 09:49 PM (Y+l9t)
The attitude was "No, I won't and you can't make me."
And they were right.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:49 PM (ZSrej)
And Thanks for the ONT!
Iris
Final pic. From the new movie Everything Everywhere All At Once
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 09:49 PM (p40Pc)
The next two shorts include animal cruelty and bestiality.
And the last one has just ordinary human awfulness, so it's practically a relief.
Posted by: moviegique at March 19, 2022 09:49 PM (asXVI)
I just never pulled the Easter bunny bullshit.
Now, Santa Claus, on the other hand...
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:50 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Iris at March 19, 2022 09:50 PM (6lKe4)
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Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 19, 2022 09:51 PM (/UQ/R)
there is a growing research on the connection between gut microbiome and health: Here is a podcast by Huberman Lab with Dr Justin Sonnenberg How to Build, Maintain & Repair Gut Health
https://tinyurl.com/4je6f24x
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 09:51 PM (xhaym)
I just never pulled the Easter bunny bullshit.
Now, Santa Claus, on the other hand...
Posted by: nurse ratched
Nurse
Did the kids follow the raspberry jam in the yard to find the wounded Jesus??
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 09:51 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2022 09:51 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 19, 2022 09:51 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 09:51 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 09:52 PM (VmzRz)
Had I but world and time, I'd be at every MoMe. And you could all say "Oh crap, he wasn't kidding! He looks JUST like Salad Fingers! RUN AWAY!"
Good night, and may your Sunday be awesome.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2022 09:52 PM (m0zqP)
And f*ck everyone who pushed for this crap.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 19, 2022 09:52 PM (Vgw1E)
That still could not resist sticking its dick in the blender.....
They ruined prime canon on the Bothans getting the plans to the death star fucking up their own mythology when there was ample opportunity to tell the same story they were trying for "being in a resistance movement can kind of suck and spy ops are moral gymnasiums" on Ord Mantel or Dantooine....
but NOOOOO they *had* to weave it into the main story directly they HAD to show Leia and Vader etc etc....
yes Rogue One was "acceptable" but they even managed to fuck up Han Solo's flick a film I had wanted to see since age 7.
Great work Kathleen have a few more million to keep at it!
//The Crackhead Mouse
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 09:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 09:52 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 19, 2022 09:52 PM (kvb15)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
___
I never have and never will.
Praise God.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 09:53 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 09:54 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
I don't know how I did it for *cough, mumble* years.
Soul and spirit crushing.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:54 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 09:54 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:54 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:55 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 09:55 PM (+lVUW)
I can't tell so thinking this is Pat of some sort.
Posted by: micky at March 19, 2022 09:55 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 09:49 PM (Y+l9t)
The photos are of her cat.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 19, 2022 09:55 PM (kvb15)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
I don't know how I did it for *cough, mumble* years.
Soul and spirit crushing.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:54 PM (ZSrej)
All corporate jobs are soul and spirit crushing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 09:56 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 09:56 PM (U2p+3)
I seem to recall that some doctor had been transplanting gut bacteria to people after they had been on serious antibiotics and found that some people got fat/thin after a lifetime of being the other way before...and it seemed to depend on whose bacteria they got.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 09:57 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 09:57 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 09:57 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 09:58 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 09:59 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 09:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 09:59 PM (VmzRz)
Make Dooku and the separatists the real good guys and the Jedi self righteous dupes and you have something of a story...
And they did the same think with the Disney sequels. The Emperor controls everything and everyone still. Just Super Mary Sue is too perfect to not defeat him.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 09:59 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 09:57 PM (Y+l9t)
*lugs in the keg*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:00 PM (II3Gr)
*shakes can of Dr Pepper, aims away from self, opens*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:01 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:02 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
*lugs in the keg*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw.
Waiting for SMH to put on the music.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 19, 2022 10:02 PM (Y+l9t)
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Minor quibble -- Bothans were involved in stealing the plans to the *second* Death Star. I don't believe there is any canon about their role in the first Death Star. Rogue One involved stealing the plans to the first Death Star.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2022 10:02 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 19, 2022 09:52 PM (kvb15)
Even when you are one of the best doing what you do under those fluorescent lights, cocooned in Herman Miller cubical-ware, it is not worth it.
Remember young sentient, when you start puking every day before you go to work, you will not live to spend your pension.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 10:02 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 10:02 PM (xhaym)
Nobody in the private sector gets pensions anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:03 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
___
I never have and never will.
Praise God.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 09:53 PM (VmzRz)
I worked out of a cubicle for such a brief period of time that all I remember is a distinct lack of privacy there. I was in sales at the time.
Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2022 10:04 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2022 10:04 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2022 09:10 PM (evAgx)
She must work at Doc Johnson.
----
Those look like anal plugs.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
The attitude was "No, I won't and you can't make me."
And they were right.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 09:49 PM (ZSrej)
In the city where I used to live there would be a lot of complaints about "Friend of the Court" collecting back child support from divorced fathers and then taking ages to get it to the mothers. I believe the Friend of the Court employees worked for the county.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 09:59
Thanks for this comment. I know human experience is shared experience but I feel alone a lot. Your words describe my situation too.
So my words to you: you got this.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:05 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2022 10:05 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 10:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 19, 2022 10:06 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 09:51 PM (p40Pc)
I laughed at that. I am so going to hell.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 10:07 PM (+lVUW)
Mary Sue Palpatine is him product perfected or something....
I get what he was going for, but if you take Lucas at his word (I do not by the way more on that later) he basically wrote Star Wars as a fuck you to Nixon and Vietnam so Nixon was the OG "evil overlord" in the Cali commie curious gearhead mythos.
I think he is full of shit, Star Wars is what he came up with when the IP holders for Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon laughed at him and it is a good thing but it is a mish mash of Bedouin/Samurai/ and World War Two history cross indexed with the lived in universe space western.
When he started scoring hippie tale from Berkeley as he broke up with the wife who saved the franchise with her editing he came up with "No no the empire are not space Germans with Brit accents they are America in name" to echo back their commie palaver.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:07 PM (Lzpvj)
I think I've found what the butt plugs are all about:
https://is.gd/interdimensional_butt_plugs
First sentence, second paragraph...
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 10:07 PM (GuSSK)
Already been done. It's called the Joe Biden Presidency. May there NEVER be a sequel.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2022 10:08 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2022 10:08 PM (HXA4e)
You'd need a Peter Sellers comic with John Cena looks and it would be gold.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:08 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I laughed as I typed it, see ya there
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 10:08 PM (p40Pc)
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Strangely enough, Margaret Weis explores this idea somewhat in her science fiction/space opera series Star of the Guardians.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2022 10:09 PM (K5n5d)
Sun went down in October and started it's reappearance in early March.
So I went to work, and returned home from work, in the dark ... for months.
Posted by: Wingnutt at March 19, 2022 10:10 PM (iP8Hz)
Hang in there, this is a good gang of folks.
Life is hard, we are doomed to lose here our reward is how we are remembered what we leave with those we touch, and how eternity treats us in His judgement.
Leave it all on the floor and when the time comes go down like champs.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:10 PM (Lzpvj)
Already been done. It's called the Joe Biden Presidency. May there NEVER be a sequel.
~~~
As a movie idea, it sounds fun. As real life, not so much. In a movie I expect a satisfying ending.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:12 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2022 10:13 PM (UewuT)
As a movie idea, it sounds fun. As real life, not so much. In a movie I expect a satisfying ending.
You want to win the girl and save the universe
You'll settle for riding off into the sunset after making things right in this one town
You'll get audited by the IRS with no lube because they screwed up your "extra" child credit that Biden "gave" you
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 10:14 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:03 PM (II3Gr)
depends on the industry, and who said I was talking about private sector?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 10:14 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 19, 2022 10:15 PM (eFR3E)
Eh "maybe" the lore which yes Disney jettisoned implied two competing mythologies around the acquisition of the plans...
the Bothans were the best slicers and spies in the universe and known for their networks in the novels and the other story was Han's pre-leia galpal was involved.
Anyone I forgive it is was just clumsy and heavy handed with "it cannot be Star Wars without fanservice from the first flicks" and Lucas was just as guilty....
Oh look Chewie like Jar Jar just happened to be a General and blah blah blah....thank God they did not ruin Han Solo by having a 6 year old kid playing "young han solo."
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Amen to that!
(thanks sven)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:16 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2022 10:04 PM (LqS9Q)
Think of it rather as a veal fattening stall with heavily monitored WiFi
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 10:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 10:14 PM (xhaym)
Settle down, Beavis.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:16 PM (II3Gr)
https://is.gd/interdimensional_butt_plugs
First sentence, second paragraph...
Posted by: Zettai
Here we thought they were suppose to make our snatches feel tighter for him.
Posted by: Lazy Whores of the West at March 19, 2022 10:17 PM (Wtw6f)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 09:51 PM (p40Pc)
I laughed at that. I am so going to hell.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 19, 2022 10:07
My thoughts were how much jam was used and don't waste that jam, I want it for my hotcakes.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:19 PM (IDhUW)
Hell as the left defined it in 1999: Confined to a pod, only able to experience the world through the internet, controlled by technology, eating whatever effluent your elites want.
Heaven as the left defines it in 2022: Confined to a pod, only able to experience the world through the internet, controlled by technology, eating whatever effluent your elites want.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 10:19 PM (ESjRY)
They were all in one big room. No partitions. There was one phone on a rolling pedestal with a long cord, for all. Their operations SOPs were just as inefficient as their office. They had oil running out of their ears. Oil price ~$14/bbl.
Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2022 10:19 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Depends in how bloody you like to portray your Jesus
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 10:20 PM (p40Pc)
"Why is this light fixture still off?"
"I don't know, I've been staring at it for three hours now!"
"What if we BOTH stare at it?"
"BRILLIANT!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 10:20 PM (6FeV1)
Isn't that the idea in Idiocracy?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 10:21 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 10:20 PM (p40Pc)
Passion of the Christ bloody would take a truckload of jam.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:21 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2022 10:02 PM (K5n5d)
I was about to do a nerd rant but then I looked it up and sombitch you're right.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 10:21 PM (AnQNo)
Gad! With my irritable bowel syndrome, I could make a fortune!
Posted by: Paco I once saw VDH eating mashed potatoes with a spoon at March 19, 2022 10:23 PM (njExo)
I always think I'm the most brilliant when I'm half asleep.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 10:23 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:15 PM (Lzpvj)
Hey, Iger, I just got a new idea for Disney+!
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at March 19, 2022 10:24 PM (AnQNo)
This sounds more and more like our times. A phone call to Chyna isn't to persuade them to do the right thing, it is to check the box saying "call Chyna"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:24 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 19, 2022 10:25 PM (+56GQ)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 19, 2022 10:25 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 10:05 PM (6FeV1)
This is like the anti journey of discovery where a Chinese guy from a monastery goes to Finland, drinks a fifth and a half of rotgut, gets into a knife fight with a cow, and collapses, puking, into a ditch sobbing about his ex wife and his three kids, while five Finns stand around him saying, "this is the one, this is the chosen one sent to us by destiny"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 10:26 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)
It's an hour off.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 19, 2022 10:25 PM (KATBx)
Seems okay to me.
Posted by: Robert, Central Time Zone-centric at March 19, 2022 10:27 PM (AnQNo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)
Yeah, but what have they done for us lately?
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 10:28 PM (AnQNo)
Nili Kaplan-Myrth MD PhD @nilikm
Who can remember when people smoked in restaurants? The air will be like that for the kids and educators when schools open without masks next week. If one person is unmasked, they are the smoker. Is one person's desire more important than the safety of the air everyone breathes?
https://is.gd/qgfrwQ
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 10:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at March 19, 2022 10:24 PM (AnQNo)
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You'll have to talk to Chapek. I'm retired.
Posted by: Bob Iger at March 19, 2022 10:29 PM (XG2Fi)
Honey you already ruined young Han Solo when you relegated his old canon to "legends" just like you fucked up Boba Fett....
Han was a juvenile delinquent yes but he was a swoop jockey which is sort of like the BMX craze back in the day.
Han basically wrecked Denagar's life in a race the dude in grey storm trooper armor with head bandages by thrusting down into his face.
The wreckage of Jaster Mereel Journeyman Proctor who quit "the law" and became a hunter.....
far better than "Oh look Jango's pa birthed the entire republic army"
Just crap....all of it turned to crap.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:29 PM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/mnt263sr
...and we wish it was just a joke.
Posted by: Ju at March 19, 2022 10:29 PM (aTmM/)
It's an hour off.
Posted by: irongrampa
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:29 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: Chicago at March 19, 2022 10:30 PM (XG2Fi)
This is a yt link to classical piano music with "lights". I think this example would make it easier for me to learn these songs.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:30 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)
Yeah, but what have they done for us lately?
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 10:28 PM (AnQNo)
Other than aqueducts, sanitation, roads, irrigation, medicine, education...oh, wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:31 PM (II3Gr)
You just described Kony 2012 in a nutshell.
https://youtu.be/Y7nymZEXjf8
Gosh Africa is a wreck-hey I got an idea let's dance and make some posters problem solved!
//Idiot Kalifornian with good hair
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Dylan's first album, Bob Dylan, released March 19, 1962, consisted of familiar folk, blues and gospel with just two original compositions. The album sold 5,000 copies in its first year, just enough to break even.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Dylan
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2022 10:31 PM (hVqGz)
I just greenlit a reboot of Star Wars with the characters all played by minions (except Gru (voiced by Steve Carell) as Darth Vader) but yeah, we can make the minions all children
Posted by: Bob Iger at March 19, 2022 10:31 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 10:32 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:29 PM (ZSrej)
It's time to get ill!
Posted by: Beastie Boys at March 19, 2022 10:32 PM (II3Gr)
Did they bother to map how the sunSET times would change? That might be worth knowing, too.
(Honestly? Our time zones are too wide and should be broken down further. And screw your need to be at exactly the same minute as the office 1,000 miles away. If you need that sort of precision, then use Zulu time like the Air Force.)
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2022 10:32 PM (Vry30)
Posted by: Kindltot
Listen. It's better than strange women lying in a pond distributing swords.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:32 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 10:32 PM (S4deK)
Again as I explain to the 20 somethings that bring up politics....
"I will never tell you how to vote kids, I will tell you that the two sets of assholes.....one of them wants to control your life down to how you fold your toilet paper."
Most of them eventually get it.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 10:32 PM (S4deK)
I get your drift.
Posted by: Roarke at March 19, 2022 10:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: GWB
Can you even say 'Zulu Time' anymore?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:33 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)
-----------------------------
Many Bothans died... well, because that's just what Bothans do.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 19, 2022 10:33 PM (CAJOC)
The left keeps saying things like this.
You know, if we had an opposition party they might also say the same things about Karen McWinemom wanting illegals so she can pay less on her landscaping irrespective of how many people the illegals kill...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)
https://tinyurl.com/mnt263sr
...and we wish it was just a joke.
Posted by: Ju at March 19, 2022 10:29 PM (aTmM/)
Unconstitutional for discriminating against the bald.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 10:34 PM (AnQNo)
Jealous of the air I breathe. Your problem, not mine. You need help.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:34 PM (IDhUW)
Jamie Lee Curtis used to = 1!
Christ, I'm old...
----
She was never a #1 unless you use our old scale of 1-10, ten being best. Too long a face and too gangly.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 10:34 PM (qfLjt)
It was surprisingly satisfying, and not a gerbil in sight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 19, 2022 10:35 PM (a4EWo)
Perhaps that will put an end to his ridiculous charade. Or more likely to finally going all in and cutting off his twig and berries and getting a nice wound cut into his taint that he has to medicate for the rest of his short life.
Either way, with luck we'll never hear about him again.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2022 10:35 PM (B1Vad)
Most of them eventually get it.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:32 PM (Lzpvj)
It always comes down to a turd sandwich or a giant douche. But yeah, one of them wants total control.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:35 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Cicero
That was the point: The gerbils were uptight, outta sight and in the groove.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:35 PM (ZSrej)
It looks like they did, but nobody bothered to make a nice graphic for that.
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2022 10:35 PM (Vry30)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
DDS, it's not that cheese in a squirt can, is it?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:36 PM (ZSrej)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)
DDS, it's not that cheese in a squirt can, is it?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:36 PM (ZSrej)
More for me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:37 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2022 10:35 PM (B1Vad)
More likely that someone told him that bad things would happen if he gave away the game by pwning the females multiple times in a row. Gotta slow boil that frog.
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2022 10:37 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 10:37 PM (OhcCH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:37 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2022 10:37 PM (UewuT)
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Agreed. That turd was doing more to torpedo the entire "trans rights" movement than Milton Berle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 10:38 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:37 PM (IDhUW)
I'd stand on queue for one.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:38 PM (II3Gr)
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By the kilo.
(old Roman, as in from Rome and not Caesar) Punchline only:
When in Rome you better do a kilo.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
Kittehs are always better in pairs, find another that looks just like him and maybe the landlord won't notice the collection has expanded.
Posted by: bob in houston at March 19, 2022 10:39 PM (IC7R4)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2022 10:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2022 10:37 PM (UewuT)
He had the top qual time in both the 100 and 200 yet came in 8 and 5 respectively after smashing a couple olympians in the 200. Def threw the finals of those to races to say "seeeeeee its fair"
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 10:40 PM (p40Pc)
Yes! Olives! Thank you.
*rumages in pantry, finds jalepeno spam, adds to the table*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:40 PM (IDhUW)
Either way, with luck we'll never hear about him again.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2022 10:35 PM (B1Vad)
He threw the race to get a better payoff for the sports betting. A number of bookies are not happy and suspicious this evening.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 10:40 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 10:38 PM (XG2Fi)
Well in that case we need to encourage this young ma...young wom...we need to encourage this thing to swim like its life depended on it.
Swim, young Lia! Swim like you're trying to get away from the rapiest dolphins the world has ever known!
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 10:41 PM (AnQNo)
That said, coach class passengers are probably treated better on a prison bus than on any domestic airline flight
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I read that as 'roach class' ad it probably works on some airlines. The floors are disgusting.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 10:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 10:23 PM (6FeV1)
Everyone else thinks you're your most brilliant when you're all the way asleep.
Posted by: GWB at March 19, 2022 10:41 PM (Vry30)
Did the guy beating the chicks by three body lengths easily throw the race?
Nah the gals all had 80s training montages they had forgotten....
It was another psyop.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:41 PM (Lzpvj)
Jamie Lee Curtis used to = 1!
Christ, I'm old...
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She was never a #1 unless you use our old scale of 1-10, ten being best. Too long a face and too gangly.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 10:34 PM (qfLjt)
++++
She is rumored to be a hermaphrodite. Snopes rates that as false, based on the fact that they would rather it not be true.
https://is.gd/FhVFgW
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2022 10:42 PM (hVqGz)
The entire thing....Instapundit or Tepid which ever pointed out "Jesus NBC was airbrushing him like Joan Crawford in the 50s.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:43 PM (Lzpvj)
Im half way through telling her the joke and she says stop. I gotta go pee.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2022 10:43 PM (axyOa)
Allah be praised.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 10:44 PM (AnQNo)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 10:40 PM (p40Pc)
Which really makes it worse.... you forced your way into the finals, stealing a lane from someone by cheating, and then you tanked on purpose? Smashing them would have been angering and farcical, but the anger and the farce are already established.
This move is just rubbing our noses in it. Like someone violently mugging you, then setting your wallet on fire in front of you. I'd almost rather you just took it and fucked off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 10:44 PM (6FeV1)
Nili Kaplan-Myrth MD PhD @nilikm
Who can remember when people smoked in restaurants? The air will be like that for the kids and educators when schools open without masks next week. If one person is unmasked, they are the smoker. Is one person's desire more important than the safety of the air everyone breathes?
Second hand air!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2022 10:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Robert Heinlein while writing All You Zombies at March 19, 2022 10:45 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 10:44 PM (6FeV1)
Completely agree. After the 500 the 2-4 finishers all took photos together while he stood over on the side by himself
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 10:45 PM (p40Pc)
He threw the race to get a better payoff for the sports betting. A number of bookies are not happy and suspicious this evening.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 10:40 PM (xhaym)
Yeah.
Its dead before its 30.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2022 10:45 PM (axyOa)
Im half way through telling her the joke and she says stop. I gotta go pee.
Sigh...
She wants to enjoy the joke. She can't give it her full attention while she has to go pee. When she gets back start from the beginning.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:46 PM (IDhUW)
But I don't think I'd accept any cookies from her though.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2022 10:46 PM (F0YaR)
Should some HIV positive bathhouse enthusiast be able to share a special virus with his best buddies sans condom? Apparently yes according to the left.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 10:47 PM (ESjRY)
Im half way through telling her the joke and she says stop. I gotta go pee.
Sigh...
She wants to enjoy the joke. She can't give it her full attention while she has to go pee. When she gets back start from the beginning.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:46 PM (IDhUW)
And you don't want her literally pissing herself laughing. The joke is *that* funny.
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 10:47 PM (AnQNo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2022 10:48 PM (dNqv+)
Canadian police say worshippers at dawn prayer tackled and subdued a 24-year-old man who entered their mosque and attacked them with bear spray
By The Associated Press; 19 March 2022, 16:48
MISSISSAUGA, Ontario -- Worshippers at dawn prayer in a suburb of Toronto tackled and subdued a 24-year-old man who allegedly entered their mosque and attacked people with bear spray on Saturday, according to local police.
Peel Regional Police said the man walked into the Dar Al-Tawheed Islamic Centre in Mississauga, Ontario, and allegedly "discharged bear spray towards people in the mosque while brandishing a hatchet" just before 7 a.m.
Speaking on behalf of the mosque, Nadia Hasan of the National Council of Canadian Muslims said a group of about 20 men were praying when the man sprayed them.
[...] Mohammad Moiz Omar of Mississauga has been arrested. Police say they're considering "all possible motivations" for the incident, and charges are pending.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 19, 2022 10:48 PM (UHVv4)
While I agree there are probably more pressing items to attend to at the moment, I have worked with too many black women who were told to "do something about their hair" when simply wearing it as God Himself made it, while at the same time allowing white women to walk around with "Big Hair" that probably took them 2 hours to fix.
Not a fan of 'locks, but if a woman is simply wearing her hair the way it grows naturally out of her head, then her employers can shut the fuck up.
You can't make black ladies wear their hair in a bun while the white ones get to wear theirs however they please.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 19, 2022 10:48 PM (DJzqg)
as they exert hegemony over conquered secular Anglia the Shiite Sunni wars are gonna be lit....
look for the Beirut shuffle.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:36 PM (ZSrej)
And what's wrong with that? Not hoity-toity enough?
Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Robert Heinlein while writing All You Zombies at March 19, 2022 10:45 PM (ESjRY)
Holy cripes I thought she looked familiar, except for the potgut etc etc etc. Wut.a.sad.trainwreck.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2022 10:51 PM (F0YaR)
All other problems having been solved by mankind we now have hirsute rights.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:51 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:46 PM (IDhUW
Yeah. Not happening.
No matter. I thought it was funny.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2022 10:51 PM (axyOa)
look for the Beirut shuffle.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Sad that this was the first thing I thought of as well. He could just be an asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2022 10:51 PM (dNqv+)
It's just manners man....
//Fwench Davey Fwench
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:52 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 19, 2022 10:53 PM (II3Gr)
"Patience, patience," cautioned the navigator, haughtily, "if I am to reveal everything I know, I must do it in my own way. The description I just gave you is not necessarily true. It is simply the way that Sector Headquarters feels about Gypsies. Common jealousy, really. It seems that from time to time, our perfect little galactic society spawns men who don't care to be cast in the common mold. In short, there are a few men around with brains who don't think that it means very much to wear pretty uniforms or fancy titles."
"Uniforms like yours?" asked Hansen.
"Precisely," the navigator said sadly. "The truth of the matter is, of course, that I only play at being a navigator. I couldn't get this ship off course, if I tried. The same is true with the four engineering officers who stand around watching the Hegler drive units. They occasionally make a ceremonial adjustment, but beyond that, they simply stand around looking pretty."
"No moving parts." Hansen said.
"No moving brains, if you like. Anyway, a Gypsy has--somewhere along the line--learned how to do things. They'll take an emergency call about once a year. If they happen to feel like it."
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 10:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 10:53 PM (ESjRY)
Wow, we got Tammy here classin' the joint up.
VDH probably sent her here.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2022 10:54 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 10:52 PM
I didn't vote for 'im...
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 10:54 PM (CfCAz)
Despite her trepidations, my late, beloved mother did subscribe for me to the then-new Silver-Age Flash comic. Carmine Infantino's illustrations were mind-blowing for young me. Still a fan of what Flash could be and sometimes was.
Posted by: mindful webworker - slowest cruel & eccentric Moron alive at March 19, 2022 10:54 PM (F+wsb)
The more cowed the host culture is the crazier their vendettas get....
I think they view Canada as being more cowed than the UK finally....thanks Pierre Castreau Jr.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 10:55 PM (Lzpvj)
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My PhD supervisor was from Southwest Africa (Namibia) and was of German origin. Tall and blonde, looked typical Prussian. He had a visible scar in his hairline from when he was working on his car engine on the street and was rear-ended, bringing the hood down on his head. He then always claimed it was a dueling scar, as a joke.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 10:56 PM (qfLjt)
Clark and Lois, and Batwoman and Legends aren't officially canceled I believe also Gotham Knights is coming. All Arrowverse
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 10:56 PM (p40Pc)
Posted by: Javems
Only the finest Cheeze Whiz for my distinguished colleagues Garcon.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:56 PM (ZSrej)
I think the only part of that show I ever actually saw was the part where they introduce her uniform.
And it was pretty funny as they have her try on a bunch of supergirl outfits first...but it looked like crap overall.
I did like the portrayal of Supergirl in the injustice series. Amusing they could do a better job in a video game then a TV series in giving weight to a character...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2022 10:56 PM (ESjRY)
I better go to sleep. I still got a whole 'nother day of sitting around with my thumb in my ass and I should try to get an early start.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 10:58 PM (AnQNo)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2022 10:56 PM (ZSrej)
*displays can with both hands*
Whiz, monsieur?
*slight nod*
*begins shaking can*
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Whiz Steward at March 19, 2022 10:59 PM (dNqv+)
I did preface my comment by saying there were more important things to attend to!
At the same time, it does solve a real problem, which is more than you can say for most of their legislation.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 19, 2022 11:00 PM (DJzqg)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:00 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2022 11:01 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: sven
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What happened to you Sven???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2022 11:01 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Whiz Steward at March 19, 2022 10:59 PM (dNqv+)
When they show you the bottle, you're just supposed to snort it a bit to make sure the bottle isn't bad. They don't really care about your opinions on the terroir of the greater Eau Claire region.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 19, 2022 11:02 PM (DJzqg)
Come on, chicken shits. Pull your stupid tranny bullshit in a mosque.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2022 11:02 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)
So, in this case, do a whippet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2022 11:02 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2022 11:02 PM (dNqv+)
'Zactly!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2022 11:03 PM (6FeV1)
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Mosques have no swim team.
Posted by: Lia Thomas at March 19, 2022 11:03 PM (XG2Fi)
The Army is letting them wear ropes in their hair around their extensions....
white and asian chicks are wearing pony tails in the field....screw it whatever "we want what we want" if it is good enough for "military discipline" let's play "do whatever the hell we want" on everything.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:03 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:03 PM (IDhUW)
I still play with my cats but the reason I got two was so they could keep each other company when I wasn't there. I wasn't so sure at first but I'm really glad I did.
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We also got two but it's a very large value of two, as in Common-core Math where 2+2=5 but my value of two is of much greater magnitude. Recently we had a new arrival with one baby. She then gave birth to 2 more. Our last arrived pregnant and we have two beautiful babies. The Cats tell us that we have an invisible sign 'Strays Welcome' but felines can see it.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
Genius Award Winner-- The article lacked the essential information. The porta-potties - full or clean?
Posted by: mindful webworker - at least no one was inside one at the time at March 19, 2022 11:05 PM (F+wsb)
My son went through a rough spell I think is finally blowing over, my sister died at 56....
I have accepted I am happy as I approach 50 in several months that I am in all likelihood well past the 1/2 way point of my life....
I am not emoing out, I am just reasserting equilibrium.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:05 PM (Lzpvj)
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This happened to me one year during Bike Week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2022 11:06 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Ciampino
As my father-in-law (deceased before I met Milady) is reported to have said, never spoil a good story by too-close adherence to the truth.
Posted by: mindful webworker - at least no one was inside one at the time at March 19, 2022 11:08 PM (F+wsb)
You can't not hire someone of the right demographics, you can't not promote them....witness the Moesha suing Goggle (and f*ck Goggle they earned the suit), you have to not ever discipline them given 48,000 years of American oppression......
we have an elected oligarchy that gives the illusion of influence over a massive and far more malignant unelected one....
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:08 PM (Lzpvj)
https://is.gd/O7HqNu
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 11:08 PM (qfLjt)
This happened to me one year during Bike Week.
~~~
As my father-in-law (deceased before I met Milady) is reported to have said, never spoil a good story by too-close adherence to the truth.
~~~
And now we are ready to hear your Bike Week story Mike.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:09 PM (IDhUW)
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What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2022 11:09 PM (XG2Fi)
The hilarious thing is in the twatter thread the dorks think the main misuser of this new power will be Foggy Bottom and overseas rather than the DNC empowered IRS and DOJ here at home....
idiots.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:10 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 19, 2022 11:11 PM (dMw1F)
"When cannibalism starts, vegans are the closest thing there is to a free-range, antibiotic-free, grass-fed meat source."
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 11:11 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:13 PM (IDhUW)
I did the calculations based on the past two generations in my paternal line (no records past that), I should have died 9 years ago. You may live much longer than you think you will.
Or you may be gone tomorrow, due to a horrible accident involving a pickle and a Tesla coil.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 19, 2022 11:13 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:03 PM (IDhUW)
Trump was actually making a lot of progress on this, though his target was regulations vs laws. Sigh. Another of his campaign promises that he was keeping.
And then came the steal.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2022 11:13 PM (F0YaR)
Military standards should be held to; indeed ALL standards should be. But it should be the same standard for everyone.
Our woke military horrifies me.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 19, 2022 11:15 PM (DJzqg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 19, 2022 11:13 PM (SchxB)
One would need a heart of stone not to laugh . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 11:15 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2022 11:16 PM (P3gRi)
These things happen....
my dad is 79 and still going strong his dad left before 70 my mom like my sister died at 56.....
I am in good health despite my appearances, but the price I may pay for pushing my body as I do may be high when my health finally breaks.
I hate the current era severely, and will not be sad when I leave I am descended from Englishmen in Doomsday-I retain enough of their manners to now it is a huge faux pas to overstay one'd welcome.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:16 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I have a 5" long scar on my arm from some surgery. My story? 'Bear attack'. Sadly, some people who call themselves my 'friends', promptly flagged my story as complete bullshit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2022 11:16 PM (ELgVT)
Hope you had a great week. I started off my Saturday with a 5.6 mile hike in Orange county's Whiting Ranch park. We saw a bunny and two deer.
Stay well in these perilous times.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at March 19, 2022 11:17 PM (7SwmH)
Yeah well that has not been the case since Chimpy McHaliburton's era to some degrees and it is only getting "better" by which I mean worse.
It will be a happy day when I am no longer on post at stand to or retreat.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:18 PM (Lzpvj)
You don't seem like the type to attack a bear, so I can understand their skepticism.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 19, 2022 11:18 PM (SchxB)
Your listeners can make up their own story and they will believe it better than anything you can tell them
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 11:18 PM (xhaym)
I have a 5" long scar on my arm from some surgery. My story? 'Bear attack'. Sadly, some people who call themselves my 'friends', promptly flagged my story as complete bullshit.
~~~
*shakes head sadly*
...
Hey! Horde! Mike fought off a bear with his bare hands!! And he's got the scar to prove it!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:20 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2022 11:22 PM (UewuT)
Sounds like a lovely hike!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:22 PM (IDhUW)
I did the calculations based on the past two generations in my paternal line (no records past that), I should have died 9 years ago. You may live much longer than you think you will.
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Psalm 90 :10 The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.
Posted by: KJV at March 19, 2022 11:22 PM (ELgVT)
Yeah, yeah, but but. I was being loose.
Part 1 of 2 thanks Pixy.
Always thought Arrow ran out of ideas about half-way through the first season first episode.
Legends has amped up the crazy and amusing. Even with some gay stuff, it stays weird: One gal was impregnated by her gal-pal because the one wasn't entirely human. I'll grant it a pass, because it was all just so out there.
Two best things in Supergirl: The publisher woman telling the superkids they looked like the cast of a CW show. And "Snapper Carr," a beatnickish teen in the '60s comics, as a bald old man editor chiding Laura/Supergirl for writing articles that were mush not journalism. I think he lasted about one episode, sad to say.
(To be continued)
Posted by: mindful webworker - this IS my secret identity at March 19, 2022 11:23 PM (F+wsb)
Superman and Lois is a latecomer. I've enjoyed the "Kent family returns to Smallville" theme, and it's been very strongly about family; the twin sons have a rare (for TV) real brotherly chemistry. At least neither of the sons is gay like in the comix. Also, Clark can be such a doofus.
Batwoman? Never watched any, never will. Meh.
Posted by: mindful webworker - this IS my secret identity at March 19, 2022 11:23 PM (F+wsb)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at March 19, 2022 11:24 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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Here...hold my beer..
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2022 11:24 PM (AytXr)
Prozac with a valium chaser
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My cataracts read that as
Prozac with a vacuum cleaner.
O boy!
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
Great grandpa made it to 98 and was still chasing nurses at 96.....
of course after the two world wars, korea, and vietnam he got to watch space exploration and jet aviation....
I am watching his society get dismantled.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy
I like the notes on Alaska. Used to darkness in winter.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:26 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2022 09:07 PM (evAgx)
The clock closely resembles the Birks' (jewelry company) clock that stood for many decades at the corner of Hastings and Granville Streets in the heart of downtown Vancouver. But I don't recognize the building.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2022 11:27 PM (P3gRi)
I spent most of my Saturday in the garage putting in new lights. So much fun running wires through the attic. There was a single 60W bulb, now it's like daylight in there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 19, 2022 11:27 PM (SchxB)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvBmtqyaijI
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:27 PM (VmzRz)
Prozac with a vacuum cleaner.
O boy!
Posted by: Ciampino
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I'm thinking about the surgery. Been asking around if anyone has had the latest/greatest/most-expensive Multi-Focal lens implanted. Need advice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2022 11:27 PM (AytXr)
I am considering taking the rick in future of a nightcap....I have been completely sober for 22 years now....
I was a grand champion no off switch wino for a long time, but I often feel I have changed a lot.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:27 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sven
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I'm watching my granddaughters, enjoying life.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:28 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Neighbor, experiencing brown-out at March 19, 2022 11:29 PM (vOGqy)
Chicago Water Tower - big fire survivor. MiladyJo, Chicago native, says she thinks the place across the street also survived.
Used to enjoy strolling Michigan Avenue, sometimes pausing in the courtyard of the Fourth Presbyterian Church (possibly with a pipeful of spiritual herb). (Milady web-searches: church was dedicated the year her mother was born. Aside from the Water Tower, oldest structure on Mich Ave, N of the Chicago River.)
Wouldn't go anywhere near there on a bet, now. We're a long distance and decades away from our Chicago days.
Posted by: mindful webworker - survived 14 years in the blowhard city at March 19, 2022 11:29 PM (F+wsb)
Sorry to hear about your sister. I'm falling apart faster as am 29 now. Meh, it is life and I'm learning to accept it, I don't like it but mostly nothing I can do about it. My reward is yet to come.
I have a new scar on my neck from my surgery about 3 inches. What's my story??
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2022 11:30 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:30 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:30 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 19, 2022 11:31 PM (a4EWo)
and I pray my son gives me some soon....
his mother is helping him with map symbology even as I type and I have been explaining the differences between BMP-3s and M2A1s.....
What frightens me is the things the educrats are jamming into their brains now and the fact they are openly being programmed to hate their progenitor generations.
Like I said I am getting better, and I am reasserting equilibrium.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Neighbor, experiencing brown-out
The neighbor's 82. You don't want to know what he calls a "brown-out".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 19, 2022 11:32 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Robert at March 19, 2022 09:13 PM (AnQNo)
If we are going to shitcan the semi-annual clock changes, the only logical way to do it is to go back to Standard Time as it was originally conceived and implemented for many decades before the goofy idea of Daylight Savings time was introduced,
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2022 11:32 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: lin-duh
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My buttcrack is five inches longer, courtesy of lower spinal surgery.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:32 PM (VmzRz)
You narrowly escaped being made into a vampire?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 19, 2022 11:33 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: MkY at March 19, 2022 09:15 PM (cPGH3)
The 75 dollar one has a clean end, by which you can pick it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2022 11:33 PM (P3gRi)
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Brought there by African swallows from Saskatchewan?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
Dunno we have "known each other" a decade or more yes?
Hopefully at 29 you have pride in your works, your posterity, and your friends and neighbors.
I hope your surgery went well, I had a subcutaneous cyst removed back when my 22 year old was 2 from the back of my neck....told people they were trying to put a brain in and then would deadpan some random time later-it did not take.
Hope you are well.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:34 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:32 PM
There's a fartclam joke in here somewhere...
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 11:34 PM (y00MC)
and that reminds me of a story I have heard about a famous swimmer....
//jk
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:35 PM (Lzpvj)
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There are mountains in Missouri.
Oh yes, there is.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:35 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:36 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:38 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:38 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH
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I now have hair parts on both sides of my head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2022 11:38 PM (DMQdU)
You're a veteran of the Troll Wars in the early Ace era, when the Internet was still the Wild Wild West.
Being trained by Bluebell though, you prevailed. But I don't blame you for not wanting to talk about it much. You know, traumatic memories and all that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2022 11:38 PM (QzJWU)
That's Brenda from HR.
I created a non-existent award, and awarded her those things.
No problems since.
Posted by: Miklos, one-man anti HR heroic guerilla fighter at March 19, 2022 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Yes, it's been at least a decade. I've been commenting here about 12-13 years now.
Mostly, life is good and I'm happy. Just trying to raise my kids through high school then college and then I'll find a new path with my husband in a different place.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2022 11:38 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
this ^ 10. Noon = sun at zenith (relatively) - how hard is that?
Click nic for my Senate Solar Psychosis pic
Posted by: mindful webworker - survived 14 years in the blowhard city at March 19, 2022 11:38 PM (F+wsb)
Superhero by night?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:39 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
So.
No punk Mohawk anymore
Posted by: Johnny Miklos-Rotten at March 19, 2022 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2022 11:32 PM (P3gRi)
It is surprising how many thing the Bolsheviks under Lenin did that Biden is doing now. Permanent DST was one of them, as was massive printing of the Ruble and the inflation.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 11:41 PM (xhaym)
Good, I am in a similar spot. The family has decided we will be going home God and the federal government willing. It will involve job changes and learning to live nearer my family.
I kicked around the notion of spending our twilight sailing back and forth between New Patagonia and Lake Erie but the wife kiboshed it.
The woman I almost left her for and she have been corresponding as they are friends, my life has been strange and I have been on the road for 25 years now.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:42 PM (Lzpvj)
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My Bear Attack story is available. If I lived closer to the coast, I would have gone with Shark Attack.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2022 11:42 PM (DMQdU)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:42 PM (VmzRz)
If I had a prominent scar on my face, it should be from that time when my wife's boyfriend clobbered me with a fencepost...
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 11:42 PM (y00MC)
"I didn't duck fast enough"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2022 11:42 PM (xhaym)
The Ouachita mountains in SW Oklahoma are beautiful rolling green hills. Really want to tour them again. My geology teachers said that at one time those hills were mountains higher than the Rockies. That was... a lot of weathering ago.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at March 19, 2022 11:43 PM (F+wsb)
The democrats used Lenin's actions as masturbatory bedtime reading for the last 105 years....part of me is glad Joey Plugz is the young breathy lass who pets the kitty for them.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:43 PM (Lzpvj)
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Oh, I know. I went to the middle of no where to meet some random people I "met" online.... I'm luck I got out with my life!!!
Lolololol!!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2022 11:43 PM (UUBmN)
We lost Drew and Mabe....but like Sgt Vic said in boot....sometimes you add by subtracting like Colonel Pelosi says.
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:44 PM (Lzpvj)
Or perhaps the time when the bouncer at that strip club in Atlanta hit me over the head 15 times with a Crescent wrench...
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 11:46 PM (Rw4mL)
Posted by: sven
Vic was a DI?
Probably learned from von Steuben
Posted by: Miklo, Historically Informed at March 19, 2022 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:47 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2022 11:47 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zettai
Those 3 dollar bills will get you that
Posted by: Miklos, a Gentlemen's Club Gentleman at March 19, 2022 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:48 PM (VmzRz)
I know. I'm sure it will fade and you'll barely be able to tell eventually. I just wanted a good story for when some asks.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 19, 2022 11:49 PM (UUBmN)
\needed?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Paradigm change in Levels of Doom
Posted by: Miklos, speculatifying at March 19, 2022 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking of idyllic student days in Heidelberg at March 19, 2022 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:52 PM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 19, 2022 11:53 PM (VmzRz)
" Her breastworks would rival even those of Jessica Rabbit, but her face, alas, favors her father."
Sometime afterwards, she spotted the reviewer in a restaurant, and dumped a bowl of soup on his head.
Posted by: Toad-O at March 19, 2022 11:53 PM (cct0t)
Who can remember when people smoked in restaurants? The air will be like that for the kids and educators when schools open without masks next week. If one person is unmasked, they are the smoker. Is one person's desire more important than the safety of the air everyone breathes?
https://is.gd/qgfrwQ
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 10:28 PM (qfLjt)
Where is he/she located? I shall fart in that general direction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2022 11:53 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: CppThis at March 19, 2022 10:37 PM (UewuT)
He had the top qual time in both the 100 and 200 yet came in 8 and 5 respectively after smashing a couple olympians in the 200. Def threw the finals of those to races to say "seeeeeee its fair"
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 19, 2022 10:40 PM (p40Pc)
I don't think he fooled anybody. Just gave the liars credible deniability......the king still has no clothes....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at March 19, 2022 11:55 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace
In some parts of the world, certain scars are considered beauty marks.
Posted by: Miklos, who has seen them at March 19, 2022 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Someone born in the late 60s, and even flew on flights where peeps were puffin' away at March 19, 2022 11:55 PM (VmzRz)
You'd need a Peter Sellers comic with John Cena looks and it would be gold.
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Have you seen "Pure Luck" with Martin Short?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
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I do.
Posted by: Someone born
On occasion, I still do
Posted by: Miklos, mainly BBQ places and fish camps at March 19, 2022 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Yes, and short did it better than Alan Arkin tried...but nobody could match Sellers on the physical obfuscating stupidity scale....
https://youtu.be/Ey1kFYVXH7w
Posted by: sven at March 19, 2022 11:58 PM (Lzpvj)
We stopped in Budapest, and while the plane was being refueled, we had to stay on board the plane.
Some of us NCOs let it be known to the officers on board that we will be smoking on board the plane after more than 8 hours on the plane from Ft Hood to Budapest.
The galleys on the 747 were opened, as well as every door on the plane.
Posted by: Someone born in the late 60s, and even flew on flights where peeps were puffin' away at March 19, 2022 11:58 PM (VmzRz)
Klatuu Barada nIcto
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Look, I'm not in the mood to dig all those graves to rebury all those skeletons.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 19, 2022 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 19, 2022 10:48 PM (UHVv4)
Clearly a case of Islamophobia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 12:00 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at March 20, 2022 12:00 AM (Fcc/2)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:00 AM (VmzRz)
She's got her mama's face laid over her daddy's bone structure.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 20, 2022 12:01 AM (DJzqg)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 20, 2022 12:01 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:01 AM (VmzRz)
Until recently, you could smoke while in line for customs and immigration at Budapest airport.
But then, I remember when elevators in Budapest had ashtrays.
Posted by: Miklos, and so it was at March 20, 2022 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at March 20, 2022 12:03 AM (Fcc/2)
Posted by: lin-duh
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When hub and I were in the Army.
Fun times in Waikiki.
Schofield Barracks 1988-1993.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:03 AM (VmzRz)
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In 2003, OIF was not popular with the EU set.
And Budapest knew enough at the time that it's populace was not gonna go with the Bush doctrine, thus take the money the US was offering, without letting its own populace know.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:05 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:06 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH
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Atheists in foxholes are something of a rarity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2022 12:07 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 20, 2022 12:07 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Georg, Yortuk and Miklos Festrunk from Bratislava at March 20, 2022 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)
It's a good thing the Texas MoMe is outdoors....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 20, 2022 12:10 AM (VqNuf)
Do your research on me. I assure you, you will not want to mess with me. I'll make it easy on you, since I'm the giving type:
My great-aunt, my daddy's aunt, is Lorraine Hansberry, who was the first black playwright awarded for 'Raisin In The Sun'
Look up Hansberry vs. Lee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hansberry_v._Lee
When it comes to Chicago royalty, my family is up there.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:12 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2022 11:27 PM (AytXr)
I had the fixed-focus lenses installed. I was perfectly delighted with them, and remain so. My doc advised against the adaptive or "pseudo-adaptive" lenses, saying i would find them potentially troublesome, and hard to get used to. And they would have been major cash out of pocket, whereas the fixed focus lenses were free, courtesy Alberta Medical. I don't need glasses to drive, and i don't need them to read this computer screen, and given enough light, I can read a newspaper or similar sized clear type without resorting to reading glasses. My vision, post-surgery, is far, far better than it was pre-surgery, when I had severe myopia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 12:13 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at March 19, 2022 11:42 PM (y00MC)
I have a dent on my right cheek, courtesy the handle of a Jack-All ratchet jack. Missed my eye by an inch. Doc wouldn't stitch it, but should have.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 12:17 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:18 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Jarrod at March 20, 2022 12:19 AM (wzvbJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:20 AM (VmzRz)
Problem solved, you are welcome.
Posted by: Posting "First" should be a killin' offense! at March 20, 2022 12:21 AM (FZQHK)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:25 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 20, 2022 12:26 AM (KATBx)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egURt6AKPk
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:26 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:27 AM (VmzRz)
Sign me up.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2022 12:29 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 20, 2022 12:30 AM (53piZ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:32 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:33 AM (VmzRz)
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 20, 2022 12:34 AM (tFXg3)
My wife thinks it's sexy.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 20, 2022 12:35 AM (53piZ)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 20, 2022 12:30 AM (53piZ)
Then my body has earned Eagle, several times over. I have scars that have scars of their own. Started early, burning through the top of my right hand on an industrial belt sander. I was in the 2nd grade at the time. Bit of laminated plexiglass intended for a colorful keychain fob, slipped from my wee grip. Boy's Clubs was different in the mid 1960s.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2022 12:35 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: irongrampa at March 20, 2022 12:35 AM (KATBx)
And heres to me
And if we ever disagree
Fuck the rest of them
And heres to you and me
Posted by: lousagirl at March 20, 2022 12:36 AM (uWOL7)
Posted by: irongrampa
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I'm recently menopausal, so I have little love for heat, humidity, or dryness.
Thank God for humidifiers and plants.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:37 AM (VmzRz)
SMH!
You n' ExEx. I'm needin' to see y'all in October. Family reunion!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2022 12:38 AM (QzJWU)
One day we all got laid off. Everyone was miserable except me.
The corporation led us on with promises of stock options and all that. None of it ever came to pass. The company went bankrupt. I was in quality control. I kept telling them all the things they needed to fix. They never fix the damn one of them
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 20, 2022 12:38 AM (53piZ)
Rufus & Chaka - Do You Love What You Feel 1979 Disco Purrfection Version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRoiUKGoJcM
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:39 AM (VmzRz)
I am catching so much more than I did the first time I saw it.
I just finished what is considered the worst episode ( Christopher ), where Ralphie gets pegged and Silvio doesn't like the protests against Columbus by the Injuns.
Err, native Americans...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 20, 2022 12:42 AM (tFXg3)
When you accept actual success in their corporate tasks is job number 11 the last 20 years of American "excellence" make sense.
Posted by: sven at March 20, 2022 12:42 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 20, 2022 12:30 AM (53piZ)
Scars show a life lived -- usually doing stupid things.
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2022 12:43 AM (ldL4g)
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes again
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker 😪 at March 20, 2022 12:44 AM (F+wsb)
My boss was the President of the company. When he (mandatory) retired at age 65, his step-brother (the CEO) assumed the President title also. Shitcanned EVERYone that worked for my former boss. Knowing it was coming, I landed under a very, VERY fat Corporate Parachute.
Still sucked. I had to walk in and fire all 60 of my employees, my entire department. I *knew* I would be canned, hence the parachute. Had no idea the CEO would be so vindictive as to kill-off the entire department. The re-established a new Call Center 18 mos. later, as sales had cratered without the strong appointment setting support. LOL
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2022 12:44 AM (QzJWU)
goodnite, good people. Be safe,stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 20, 2022 12:44 AM (KATBx)
https://youtu.be/Ey1kFYVXH7w
Watched this and laughed throughout. I hadn't seen these movies before.
Good night all
Peace
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 20, 2022 12:45 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: RickZ
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Can't get much stupider than joining the Army...
...
Twice.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:45 AM (VmzRz)
Depending on where we're at in the whole financial thang.
Right now, we're in major grasshopper mode.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:47 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 12:47 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 20, 2022 12:47 AM (rNg5k)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:49 AM (VmzRz)
I was hired to do a job and that is what I wanted to do. All of those distractions were very annoying to me. All I wanted to do was take my money and go home. But, no.
My boss was a woman.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 20, 2022 12:51 AM (53piZ)
We've all been there, you hang out with someone interested in you unrequited for 50 hours a week it gets wearing.
Posted by: sven at March 20, 2022 12:52 AM (Lzpvj)
It occurs to me that I never heard how the Jeep oil-pressure problem was resolved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2022 12:53 AM (AytXr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 12:53 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Every single one of my joes were dudes. 27 of them as a Squad leader and Section Sgt.
And I like to think that I helped ensure every single one of them came home in one piece through three deployments to Iraq between 2003 and 2009.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:54 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2022 12:53 AM (AytXr)
It was simple. The pickup screen, which is scarcely 2" in diameter was all but but completely blinded off by crud. New screen, new oil pump, cleaned the pan thoroughly. Problem solved.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 12:56 AM (P3gRi)
No one was shooting at me during my cubicle employment LOL!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 20, 2022 12:57 AM (53piZ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:58 AM (VmzRz)
...
Twice.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 12:45 AM (VmzRz)
Well there ya go.
My favorite scar story is the very small one I have behind my left ear. I was at my parents' house, had gone out and come home extremely drunk (thank gawd a friend not as drunk as me was driving; ahhh, the old days when driving inebriated was okay as long as you didn't show it or hit anything). I remember standing in front of the toilet and pissing. The next thing I know my Mom is shaking me awake asking me 'Are you alive? Are you okay?' I woke up, thought 'Wow, my ear hurts.' There was a spot of blood on the pillow. When I went to the bathroom, I saw that I had passed out standing up, fell backwards over the edge of the tub and knocked the grouted soap dish out of the far wall onto the floor of the tub, then got up and went to bed. Had a ringing concussion for a week and that small scar as a reminder to drink a little less when going out. Or to pee sitting down when very drunk.
Posted by: RickZ at March 20, 2022 12:58 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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The cool thing about Iraq was that I know we influenced the babies back then.
That is why Iraq is the way it is now...not the best, but the the Z gen that we gave candy to back in the 2000s remember.
Even in the Iraqi military, a lot of them remember the kindness and fairness of us when we were there.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:01 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 12:56 AM (P3gRi)
2" screen? What are they frigging high with that?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2022 01:02 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:03 AM (VmzRz)
Yeah, I had a degree of astigmatism, and the cataract surgery got rid of that, too. My optometrist said, "You have incipient cataracts, not enough to hamper your vision, but enough to get you a surgery date. Go for it!" And I am glad that I did. Shit canned the contact lenses, and the Coke-bottle glasses. I buy 1-diopter reading glasses at the dollar store. And use them only when doing real close work. And really, really close work? I use one of those headband magnifiers from Hazard Fraught.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 01:03 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2022 01:04 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:06 AM (VmzRz)
Sign me up.
Jim
I want
*urp*
Flexibility, depending on Happy Hour Rules
Posted by: Miklos, identifying as being in the most convenient time zone at March 20, 2022 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Okay, y'all. I gotta go try to bag 5 hrs of sleep before the accursed alarm. Mucho hours behind windshield tomorrow.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 20, 2022 01:08 AM (QzJWU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDMfH1rx7rk
Jamming to this when I was thirteen.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:09 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 20, 2022 01:02 AM (VwHCD)
Yeah, it might make a shower head for a Hobbit house. Really dinky. Studebaker pickup screens are closer to 4", and have a bypass device; should the screen become clogged, pump suction pulls it away from a metal crossbar, and allows unscreened oil to enter a half-inch port in the center of the screen. If I had been working on the Jeep back home, I would have adapted a Studebaker screen to it. There is enough room.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 01:09 AM (P3gRi)
The Tan Canary
Saw him play with Walter "Wolfman" Washington in places where I was the only "light" person in the place.
Posted by: Miklos, who enjoyed his time in Nawlins at March 20, 2022 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:10 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH
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500 miles from here to Cape Hatteras. I suppose the Texans will sneer at us...until an Alaskan speaks up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2022 01:11 AM (ELgVT)
Which govt. agency are they fronting?
If it was really government, it would be 10% from the Big Guy
Posted by: azjaeger at March 20, 2022 01:11 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Miklos, who enjoyed his time in Nawlins at March 20, 2022 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Guy had an amazingly soulful voice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 01:12 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:13 AM (VmzRz)
Yes, and short did it better than Alan Arkin tried...but nobody could match Sellers on the physical obfuscating stupidity scale....
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Agree on Sellers. I have the whole Pink Panther collection on disk. I am also a fan of the BBC's Goon Show.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 20, 2022 01:13 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:13 AM (VmzRz)
Which govt. agency are they fronting?
If it was really government, it would be 10% from the Big Guy
Posted by: azjaeger at March 20, 2022 01:11 AM (3/XaG)
Despite being only 29, I am too old for them. Damn! I coulda cashed in, no shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 01:14 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: nick lowe at March 20, 2022 01:15 AM (UGun5)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:13 AM (VmzRz)
Did you play the Johnny Adams link? Now that is real soul music.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 01:15 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:16 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:17 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at March 20, 2022 01:18 AM (UGun5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd7dCbEfTs4
I was 19 when this came out. No wonder I lost my mind. I was 19.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:19 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:20 AM (VmzRz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt1D6FJgEo0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 01:22 AM (P3gRi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kssol0leTWA
This will always remind of Ft Gordon, GA.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:29 AM (VmzRz)
AOP, I got interested in the history of standard time and Sandford Fleming. It was a quite interesting read.
Re the Equation of Time. That is only needed for setting the mean time at the meridian to be the base. Time zones are just offsets from that.
Interestingly, in the US, before all this became standardized, different railroads would use a standard time for their operations, but each railroad used a different one!
These were based on mean time defined. Some used the standard from an observatory in Pennsylvania. Others used Chicago time, etc, etc.
The problem was keeping distant clocks synchronized with the base standard, and they developed telegraph time syncing standards for that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 20, 2022 01:30 AM (Mzdiz)
A cruel man does not have a site with such open and loose rules for discussion, period. Ace is the golden exception to the rule in a rather cruelly moderated online world. And although I've had a couple moments where I was ready to self-jettison due to the zeitgeist in here temporarily taking a couple pretty beleaguered and disappointing turns, I never have.
It is "cool" that Ace got the mention from VDH - but I'm pleased that I'm not the only one who took specific notice of what was said.
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2022 01:31 AM (dscaa)
The way Ace lets people go on about the vx despite his own opinions on the matter, letting all sides be aired freely - on a site which in the end represents *him*, is a clue.
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2022 01:40 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 20, 2022 01:47 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 20, 2022 01:30 AM (Mzdiz)
WWV solved that problem. Canada has CHU, another timekeeping shortwave station. If they are still on the air. Back in the day, some major city AM radio broadcast stations had shortwave transmitters, too, to serve far-flung communities. CKWX in Vancouver, B.C. had a shortwave sister, CKFX. 49 meter band, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 01:50 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2022 01:50 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:51 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:52 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH
Well, it's that or "racist"
I'll go with cruel because at least it's a different accusation than the usual.
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2022 01:53 AM (dpnJh)
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I'm an Oreo (half and half, at least), with a grandbaby with blue eyes and blond hair.
I wish a mofo would.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 01:55 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2022 01:58 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 20, 2022 01:59 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2022 01:59 AM (dpnJh)
And all my joes came home in one piece. And I was not all that nice, but I was honest.
I love being a tomboy.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:00 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:04 AM (VmzRz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgEARJpNNBs
Funny that this came out the year I reenlisted in the US Army...at the age of 32, having to go thru Basic Training...again, post 9/11.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:07 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2022 02:08 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2022 02:09 AM (dpnJh)
I am a noncommissioned officer, a leader of Soldiers. As a noncommissioned officer, I realize that I am a member of a time honored corps, which is known as "The Backbone of the Army".
I am proud of the Corps of noncommissioned officers and will at all times conduct myself so as to bring credit upon the Corps, the military service and my country regardless of the situation in which I find myself. I will not use my grade or position to attain pleasure, profit, or personal safety.
Competence is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind - accomplishment of my mission and the welfare of my Soldiers.
I will strive to remain technically and tactically proficient. I am aware of my role as a noncommissioned officer. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent in that role. All Soldiers are entitled to outstanding leadership; I will provide that leadership. I know my Soldiers and I will always place their needs above my own. I will communicate consistently with my Soldiers and never leave them uninformed. I will be fair and impartial when recommending both rewards and punishment.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:10 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:11 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: JQ at March 20, 2022 02:13 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:13 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2022 02:16 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:17 AM (VmzRz)
It falls only a short time after Halloween, the day the dead rise from their graves to look for their polling places.
(Must at least be true in Chicago. I'm pretty sure there are marble polling stations in the cemeteries of C(r)ook County.)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 20, 2022 02:17 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:18 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:24 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 20, 2022 02:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: ... at March 20, 2022 02:29 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Fine
Now do longitude in three words or less.
Posted by: Miklos, there is an excellent book by that title at March 20, 2022 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2022 02:33 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:34 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:34 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: JT at March 20, 2022 02:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH
My I subscribe to your knife throwing newsletter?
FUN FACT
The Hungarian term for a dangerous pub is "késdobáló"
"knife thrower pub"
Posted by: Miklos has been a few, also why ladies last when entering at March 20, 2022 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH
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Hi to you too, but only briefly. Must get some sack time, up in five hours.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2022 02:36 AM (pbStR)
The Hungarian term for a dangerous pub is "késdobáló"
"knife thrower pub"
Posted by: Miklos
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Here, 'Biker bar'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 20, 2022 02:37 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: Ed McMiklos Mahon at March 20, 2022 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)
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*grins at Miklos*
The very smart US Army taught me the finer points of hand to hand contact, not to mention learning various self-defense techniques while living in Hawaii.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:38 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2022 02:38 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Miklos at the Lesbian Trans-Biker Bar at March 20, 2022 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:39 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Skip
I stocked up on 25# bags of blueberry pancake mix
Posted by: Miklos, crazy today, smart tomorrow at March 20, 2022 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at March 20, 2022 02:41 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I need a ride RIGHT NOW
Posted by: Miklos at the Lesbian Trans-Biker Bar
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Okay what is a trans-biker?
Roller blades to bike?
Bicycle to motorbike?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 20, 2022 02:43 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace
Miklos likes grins
Hope to exchange grins in person one happy day.
Posted by: Miklos, smirks don't come natural to me at March 20, 2022 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm so ignorant, I know Arabic and two other languages.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:49 AM (VmzRz)
https://is.gd/qP4vs4
Boycott all their lousy movies.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 20, 2022 02:50 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2022 02:51 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:51 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Miklos, movin' and groovin' at March 20, 2022 02:54 AM (QzkSJ)
I did the 23 and me. I'm mixed like a mofo.
Which explains I had both white boys and Asian guys hittin' on me (Oreo growing up in Hawaii in the 80s).
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:56 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Miklos, saw the live once, don't remember who opened at March 20, 2022 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:57 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 20, 2022 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)
We should ask Professional Bartender commenter here to create a drink called a mofo in your honor
Posted by: As suggested by Miklos at March 20, 2022 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH
pics
You know the Rule
Posted by: As enforced by Miklos at March 20, 2022 03:01 AM (QzkSJ)
What's crazy is that my youngest granddaughter is a blonde-haired/blue-eyed warrior, very reminiscent to Deedee.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:01 AM (VmzRz)
https://is.gd/zdigun
Posted by: Ciampino at March 20, 2022 03:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:02 AM (VmzRz)
Global Positioning System.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Fuck
Now I owe somebody a bushel of okra, and ain't a damn thing in the ground yet.
Posted by: Miklos foresees a visit to the State Farmers Market at March 20, 2022 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:04 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH
I am some part Lumbee, which is a combination of Iroquois, Highland Scot, and African.
The babies come out looking all kinda ways
Posted by: Miklos, of the Bladen County Miklosians at March 20, 2022 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:08 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2022 03:08 AM (QcU9m)
The babies come out looking all kinda ways
Posted by: Miklos
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Which is why I just LOVE being mixed!
Don't Know What Yer Gonna Get!
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:10 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Miklos, who only plays Blackjack at March 20, 2022 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos
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Batting a thousand as far as looks are concerned.
Praise God!
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:14 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:15 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:17 AM (VmzRz)
Praise God!
Posted by: SMH
Careful
Might be some public school teecher preverts around
I suggest a demonstration of knife throwing skills at the first meeting with the school staff
Posted by: Miklos, cautionarily at March 20, 2022 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 02:56 AM (VmzRz)
It was probably because you were young and good looking.
Posted by: TC at March 20, 2022 03:20 AM (K/Q8b)
Posted by: Miklos
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*Eyes Miklos*
The school district where I currently reside is hard core.
I Live in a very rural AO, with a large Vet AO.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:20 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: Miklos
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Duh.
What put me over the wire was knowing how to use certain weaponry.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:22 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: TC
She's STILL young and good looking !
Posted by: JT at March 20, 2022 03:23 AM (arJlL)
The Longitude Problem, as it was known, was one of the biggest challenges to navigation. The top scientific minds of the ages worked on it.
In principle, it's very simple. All you need to know is a fixed standard time, from some reference, which became the prime meridian running through the royal observatory at Greenwich.
Then you make some simple astronomical observations. The trouble is having an accurate and stable enough clock synced with GMT to carry with you. That turned out to be a bitch.
You can look up some of the various methods that were developed to get around needing a clock. They were quite complex and not too accurate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 20, 2022 03:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Theirs but to do and die.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Posted by: m at March 20, 2022 03:25 AM (QcU9m)
Please do not blow smoke up my ass.
But yeah, I still look good. My grandbabies tell me so.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:26 AM (VmzRz)
Please do not blow smoke up my ass.
But yeah, I still look good. My grandbabies tell me so.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace
My lawn.....
Posted by: JT at March 20, 2022 03:28 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:29 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:31 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: JT at March 20, 2022 03:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 20, 2022 03:36 AM (VmzRz)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2022 03:38 AM (QcU9m)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 20, 2022 03:41 AM (iBn5V)
Posted by: Farmer at March 20, 2022 04:01 AM (55Qr6)
For how much longer...The DA wants to control free speech as hate, misinformation, ignorance (spewed by toothless snake handlers) if opposed to government mandates constructed, ultimately by deep state operatives installed in the CDC, FDA, FBI, DE and the courts.
https://tinyurl.com/56k62cvc
Jab the Impaler is considering retirement...just in time to benefit Dims in the November elections.
Posted by: Ju at March 20, 2022 08:04 AM (aTmM/)
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