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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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Quick Hits
From the Department of "That Tracks -- That Tracks Nicely:"
The Ruthless Podcast is running its third annual Liberal Hack Bracket tournament, asking in each round, who is the most hackish? Winners advance until a Champion of Hackery is crowned.
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From the Department of Mixing Medications:
PELOSI: "I will be reading a poem written by Bono about Ukraine which you might find interesting." pic.twitter.com/6AqHlpsTPP
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 17, 2022
From the Department of Grooming:
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From the Department of Graceful Self-Promotion:
VDH: “I like Ace of Spades. I know he is really cruel to people, but whoever Ace is, I have a lot of admiration for his…eccentricities.” https://t.co/JfchgJZ34h pic.twitter.com/heksm606Zr
— David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense (@davereaboi) March 17, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 04:39 PM (Ez6QX)
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When you've got it, baby, flaunt it, flaunt it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 04:39 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2022 04:40 PM (ESjRY)
Ukraine is the worlds' Leftist "Utopia" Experiment.
Change my mind.
Corruption + Graft + Propaganda Fake News + Global Warming Scam + Sexual Perversion + Fake Democracy + Communism + Dictatorship = Left Wing Utopia
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:40 PM (Eqjxc)
Posted by: Dr at March 17, 2022 04:40 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 04:40 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2022 04:40 PM (zzF4A)
https://tinyurl.com/2s4b7af7
Posted by: 496 at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (TiNqI)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 04:40 PM (2JoB
CC: Garrett
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2022 04:42 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Leprechaun told me to burn things at March 17, 2022 04:42 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 04:42 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 17, 2022 04:42 PM (ZSK0i)
Actually, scratch that. The United States is not a place to send a child to school.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at March 17, 2022 04:42 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 04:40 PM (2JoB
CC: Garrett
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:42 PM (XvPQV)
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He was dismissive of me once. I probably deserved it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
That's not actually true. Sometime he just picks on the kindest, least deserving instead of garrett.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (XvPQV)
Did it make you stop?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 04:40 PM (2JoB8
And he's "cruel" to the cruel and the liars. Hanson ought to know that
Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (ONvIw)
However, I am conflicted by a number of these match-ups. Given the losers involved, how can I ever mentally conceived of them as a winner?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (a/dOO)
Um, the last word I'd use to describe Ace is "eccentric."
My first words would be "unique," "awesome," "late," and "gay."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (Eqjxc)
I guess that "gender fluid" has replaced "nocturnal emission" now?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (44ww/)
out: jocularity! jocularity!
in: eccentricities! eccentricities!
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (v0R5T)
I vote for Navarro only because she is an arrogant self-centered ugly woman with Flintstone feet.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (XvPQV)
Did it make you stop?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Yeah, until I was finished laughing
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (qfLjt)
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it (beat it)
Just beat it (beat it)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (ycJWa)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (QRdjz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (Vr12I)
Except any kid showing any interest in political ideas that exist to the right of Lenin, I'm sure.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (NahKu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
If you'd stop trolling...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)
If I told you 20 years ago that Disney, schools, and hospitals were not safe places for children, would you have believed me?
And, do you believe me?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (Eqjxc)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (5kI0z)
October 22, 2020
President Trump and CBS anchor Leslie Stahl sparred over the Hunter Biden laptop revelations during an interview that was to be aired Sunday on 60 Minutes but was instead uploaded directly to social media in an unedited form by the White House on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
If you'd stop trolling...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (XvPQV)
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You might as well tell me to stop breathing!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Sdlpf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (lgeFv)
What's that song that goes cruel to be kind?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Eqjxc)
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 17, 2022 04:44 PM (bVYXr)
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I'm sorry to hear that because I had one as a kid too and always thought the same thing.
Now I have a Flambeau tackle box and can't help but think "flamer" whenever I see the name. sigh.
Posted by: 496 at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: President Gropin' Joe at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (wmDcS)
I should stop there.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (lgeFv)
Cheer up, boulder! Be brave! You'll feel big soon!
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (ycJWa)
I'm sorry to hear that because I had one as a kid too and always thought the same thing.
Now I have a Flambeau tackle box and can't help but think "flamer" whenever I see the name. sigh.
Posted by: 496 at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (VJsqe)
I would ask if it was pink or puce - but that would be cruel.
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nckate at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (2oJif)
#Respect
Posted by: Wanksta at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (gZgHO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Sdlpf)
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You could strike out either of the second two words and it would work. Versatile sentence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)
Some of you not immediatley knowing Alex Stein is mocking the Left is disappointing. Be better.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (Eqjxc)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (qfLjt)
And Google went nuts with search results asking how to get it off.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (Vr12I)
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Ecru!
Posted by: 496 at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (VJsqe)
What's that song that goes cruel to be kind?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Eqjxc)
Nick Lowe, and thank you for that unwelcome earworm.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (a/dOO)
My first words would be "unique," "awesome," "late," and "gay."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news
"Hirsute" and "girthy".
"Top shelf", if I really wanted to wave the red cape in front of the bull.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (pNxlR)
You're as cuddly as a cactus
you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Ace
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2022 04:48 PM (Cus5s)
He looks like Blake Lively.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (AD3JT)
I love VDH... I bet he gets a chuckle from that...
These comments would be better if you took the "H" out of his initials.
Posted by: Pelosi's Dentures at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Eqjxc)
++++
This one?
https://youtu.be/_5IyLeWJQvw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)
I wonder what's responsible for the other 20% ?
Posted by: a.moron at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Eqjxc)
Cruel to Be Kind.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: That ain't no boulder at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (HgGBT)
Ledge is a ledge. The ledge, she break a my bucket.
- Italian American Excavator Operator
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
I was visualizing them in that order, blindfolded, on a wall, and a limited number of soldiers facing them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (5kI0z)
The new hotness > learning the flags of genders
A libs of tiktok vid showed a teacher fretting about how to come out to his kids at school. Answer: don't. If they haven't figured it out already they don't care.
I never thought I'd miss don't ask don't tell.
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (ONvIw)
That's a stretch!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Eqjxc)
Don't Be Cruel, sung by Elvis.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (Ez6QX)
I wonder what's responsible for the other 20% ?
Posted by: a.moron at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (tu3iY)
Dragons.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news
Funny, sarcastic, and honest...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (ONvIw)
I think this is only 1 of 4 brackets. This is the Georgetown quadrant. I'm sure Rubin is a top 3 seed somewhere else.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
If you'd stop trolling...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
it was the shameless proselytizing of promethius that really did it
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (k1UTF)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (ONvIw)
She's there under 'Liberal Activists', top right bracket
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (v0R5T)
>>Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Eqjxc)
>>Cruel to Be Kind.
It's very obscure.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (k1UTF)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nckate at March 17, 2022 04:47 PM (2oJif)
I am getting serious tranny vibes from that person. I see a woman with short hair and cut off boobs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
If you'd stop trolling...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
it was the shameless proselytizing of promethius that really did it
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (k1UTF)
I wonder if he got a " meh" or a " pffft"?
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (I2/tG)
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Fuck that guy. He needs to stay in his lane.
Posted by: Bob Geldof at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 04:39 PM
Do what I do, tuck the content, and get the podium.
Posted by: Lia Thomas at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (DU+/6)
African or European?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Progressive Teacher! at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (I2/tG)
It also looks like he was told to hit the bricks by the other authors as he no longer posts.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (ZuC0a)
Everyone seems to be blowing past the part where VDH says he loves ace.
Posted by: kraken
C'mon, it's a compensated endorsement!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Wanksta at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (gZgHO)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (nxdel)
Congrats on your mojo.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (wWu8x)
What's that song that goes cruel to be kind?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 04:46 PM (Eqjxc)
It's also a line from the Sultan's "The Torturer's Apprentice" from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
Just wanted to get that plug in.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (dfRN6)
Fuck.
Well, the school board elections are in odd years. Time to look into the nominating petition procedure.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (EughT)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)
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I got an eyeroll. I should feel honored, I supposed, but I mostly feel sullied and unusual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (SH2Zi)
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East Asian.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (DU+/6)
I wonder if he got a " meh" or a " pffft"?
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (Vr12I)
As long as there was no Harrumph
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 04:39 PM (Ez6QX)
Nope...a twink.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (XIJ/X)
It should be noted that VDH reads the blog precisely at the time that the Morning Report is posted.
Take that any way you like.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (v0R5T)
It is indoctrination and child abuse. What the heck is going on? Are there NO NORMALS in charge of anything any more?
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 04:39 PM (Ez6QX)
Nope...a twink.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (XIJ/X)
As we said around our house, "Faygele."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (SH2Zi)
Are you insinuating that boulders migrate?
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (gmo/4)
"Cui bono?" ??
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 04:54 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (AD3JT)
It's the shoulders
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:54 PM (XvPQV)
From last evening's ONT:
Crocs, messenger bags and a Vespa are not eccentricities. They are a cry for help.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 10:48 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Zettai at March 17, 2022 04:54 PM (cEswE)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 04:54 PM (2JoB8)
It should be noted that VDH reads the blog precisely at the time that the Morning Report is posted.
Take that any way you like.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (s2VJv)
He likes the Greek cultural references?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 04:54 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (vrz2I)
Especially when he beats us.
Posted by: President Gropin' Joe at March 17, 2022 04:54 PM (wmDcS)
My kids have been without masks for 2 weeks.
My son, who did not make a single friend in his class from 9/20 until now, is suddenly talking about multiple children. He is more engaged & happy than I have seen him in 2 years.
Please don't tell me masks have no effect.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 17, 2022 04:54 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jim's friends at March 17, 2022 04:55 PM (LSHK4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (XIJ/X)
All I know is, we have a tranny working in our parking department and she looks exactly like that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (wWu8x)
Manly pirate Rick Wilson is favorite. And where is Bill Kristol in all this?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:55 PM (SH2Zi)
My kids have been without masks for 2 weeks.
My son, who did not make a single friend in his class from 9/20 until now, is suddenly talking about multiple children. He is more engaged & happy than I have seen him in 2 years.
Please don't tell me masks have no effect.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 17, 2022 04:54 PM (UHVv4)
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Those who forced this upon your child should remain in power because the next time I'm sure they'll get it right, and, besides, you wouldn't want your friend group to think you're icky, would you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) lambasted Democrat President Joe Biden this week over inflation, dubbing it as "Bidenflation" as costs skyrocket.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 17, 2022 04:55 PM (UHVv4)
Winners advance until a Champion of Hackery is crowned.
Losers lose their heads? I think we could add to the number of brackets in that case.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (F0YaR)
Does he think you are ace?
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (vrz2I)
Now..
A massive cargo ship carrying cars sank in the Persian Gulf Thursday amid treacherous seas, authorities said.
The United Arab Emirates-flagged vessel, the Al Salmy 6, sank off Iran's southern coast with 30 crew members aboard. Iranian rescue workers saved 16 of the crew and another 11 survivors got onto life rafts, Capt. Nizar Qaddoura of the Dubai-based Salem Al Makrani Cargo company said.
.. seems like they may have found the "Highway to Hell"
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (rF64X)
https://youtu.be/_5IyLeWJQvw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at March 17, 2022 04:49 PM (DU+/6)
Oh man, JM, I was expecting Nick Lowe! This one:
https://youtu.be/hg9fNKBp8eA?t=54
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (PiwSw)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=FjwBWN6aCcM
This performance actually occurred in the Kremlin, so it is even more doubleplusungood.
Posted by: Woke Cultural Commisar! at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (I2/tG)
And clearly Ace is a guilty pleasure for him.
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:55 PM (SH2Zi)
They are Number 1 and 2 for seed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE BOTH MISSPELLED AND DIDN'T CAPITALIZE PROMETHEUS. OF COURSE TJM WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 04:39 PM (Ez6QX)
Nope...a twink.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (XIJ/X)
Teacher is McLovin' minus the testosterone.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (MmndN)
I'm reminded of an apt Book of Mormon quote, 1Nephi 16:
"... the guilty taketh the truth to be hard, for it cutteth them to the very center."
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (a4EWo)
Take that any way you like.
That means he knows it's your birthday!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (MmndN)
And clearly Ace is a guilty pleasure for him.
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (HgGBT)
I agree
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: wth
probably follows the Tater rules. efiminate pasty white fat thighs in boxers while on the are from the 4th chin up prolly doesnt even need to tie a double windsor, lets the multi-chin hold that effer up.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (k1UTF)
I wonder what's responsible for the other 20% ?
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C2H6 in disguise.
(that methane UPI line is funny)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (gmo/4)
They could be carried.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:55 PM (SH2Zi)
His wife won't unlock his gimp suit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: dartist at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (a4EWo)
The extra wide brackets don't start until next year.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (gmo/4)
They could be carried.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (SH2Zi)
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Where would the swallow even grasp it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (wWu8x)
Manly pirate Rick Wilson is favorite. And where is Bill Kristol in all this?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:55 PM (SH2Zi)
Fake News bracket
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 04:41 PM (XvPQV)
Did it make you stop?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 04:43 PM (SH2Zi)
I wanna party with you guys, I think. Then again, maybe not if Mark didn't stop.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (hKi6n)
https://youtu.be/hg9fNKBp8eA?t=54
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (PiwSw)
++++
Can't win 'em all.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (DU+/6)
I think he revokes your status if you misspell his name, though.
Posted by: spindrift at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: dartist at March 17, 2022 04:57 PM (+ya+t)
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The best writer here is Open Blogger. He's like a chameleon of the written voice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (LvTSG)
What, James Taylor already forward deployed and unable to perform to Congress?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (7+sHS)
And clearly Ace is a guilty pleasure for him.
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 04:56 PM (HgGBT)
I dunno about influence. Stature and command of the material, definitely. Not too many lovers of the classics though among the Max Boot and Rick Wilson's of the world, though. Except for the Greek Buttsex.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE BOTH MISSPELLED AND DIDN'T CAPITALIZE PROMETHEUS. OF COURSE TJM WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
ow. my bawls
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (k1UTF)
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (gmo/4)
.......
They do. Usually downhill.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (lgeFv)
https://is.gd/6Aks4R
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (vrz2I)
"He's Vic." - Large boulder the size of a large boulder
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 05:00 PM (DU+/6)
The United States authorized the departure of families and some personnel Wednesday at the U.S. consulate in the Mexican border city of Nuevo Laredo. The move came after drug cartel gunmen fired at the U.S. consulate building in Nuevo Laredo, across the border from Laredo, Texas, during Sunday night. "The Department of State authorized the departure of non-emergency U.S. government personnel and eligible family members from the U.S. Consulate General in Nuevo Laredo due to security conditions," a department statement said.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 05:00 PM (RHGPo)
Eh, Breitbart knew where all the action around here is.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:00 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 17, 2022 05:00 PM (BOJAx)
This.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 05:00 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2022 05:01 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 17, 2022 05:01 PM (h1Sto)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2022 05:01 PM (oWZwa)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 04:58 PM (vrz2I)
"He's Vic." - Large boulder the size of a large boulder
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (KbCG3)
Well it now makes sense: VDH specializes in ancient history because he was an eye-witness!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 17, 2022 05:01 PM (dfRN6)
"A large boulder the size of two smaller boulders is blocking..." No, no no, that doesn't work either...
Posted by: San Miguel Sherrif's Dept. at March 17, 2022 05:01 PM (PiwSw)
Czech Chick, we have solved all of America's other problems, like poverty, hunger, violence. And kids have learned all the reading writing and arithmetic there is. So that clearly frees up time for the really important stuff.
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 05:01 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (wWu8x)
But he would be fun to beat with a tire iron.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (Ez6QX)
It was a stone fireplace...there was no real danger.
*kicks rock*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)
https://youtu.be/EP-to6u8TXE?t=74
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (DU+/6)
Why hasn't anyone written a Book Of Moron, yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (Eqjxc)
Psaki looked visibly irritated and refused to answer any questions.
"The president previously said that the [Hunter Biden laptop scandal] was a bunch of garbage and that it was a Russian plant. Does he stand by that assessment?"
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (RHGPo)
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Charles Schulz used to do that too.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (UHVv4)
Crocs, messenger bags and a Vespa are not eccentricities. They are a cry for help.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 10:48 PM
The difference is Ace makes those look good.
Posted by: Agent J at March 17, 2022 05:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2022 05:03 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2022 04:51 PM (I2/tG)
++++
Fuck that guy. He needs to stay in his lane.
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Lane? Are we talking about Sonny Bono here?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 17, 2022 05:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2022 05:03 PM (44ww/)
The ultimate goal is to normalize sex with children.
The "woke" people are becoming less and less coy about having that as an objective.
Posted by: Woke Cultural Commisar! at March 17, 2022 05:03 PM (I2/tG)
https://is.gd/6Aks4R
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
Dangerously well built
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:03 PM (XvPQV)
*kicks rock*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (XvPQV)
On the plus side, I think it scared away the mosquitoes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 05:03 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (Eqjxc)
And number of the books shall be one...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 05:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 17, 2022 05:04 PM (swxiE)
I'm sure there are people on this blog who have far more experience with this than I do, but as a youth I moved from Texas to Illinois due to my dad's job, lived there for 3 years, and then moved back. When I arrived in Illinois, it was clear to the 7th grade teachers (they actually circulated a memo about me that I found) that I already knew everything they were teaching. God bless Mrs. Petrowsky in math, who gave me extra work to do. (In 8th grade, by contrast, Miss Lesniak let us work at our own speed in a workbook and I was done in a month with what they called 8th grade math and spent the rest of the year in math class socializing and doing what adolescent boys do). It seemed to me as if the teachers for the most part were basically babysitters who went through the motions, but didn't really care whether anyone learned anything. High school was a little better, but completely overrun with the latest trendy nonsense.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2022 05:04 PM (BMmaB)
We have moved from "homosexual" to each variant needs its own letter, to each subvariant needs a letter, to a rainbow flag, each variant needs a color and pattern on the flag to each needs its own flag. And if you display one flag, you damn well better display them all!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2022 05:04 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: McLurkerson at March 17, 2022 05:04 PM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Steve Martin at March 17, 2022 05:04 PM (LqS9Q)
WTF happened?!!
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at March 17, 2022 05:05 PM (fTtFy)
Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2022 05:05 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (Eqjxc)
Must include magical, invisible pants.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:05 PM (SH2Zi)
'A boulder the size of Jonah Goldberg's self importance...'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 05:05 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 05:05 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2022 05:06 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 05:06 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: San Miguel Sherrif's Dept. at March 17, 2022 05:01 PM (PiwSw)
"A large boulder the size of two smaller boulders and several pick-up truck loads of river rock is blocking...."
Eureka!
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2022 05:06 PM (gmo/4)
Have you ever seen Victor Davis Hanson and Vic in the same room together?
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 05:06 PM (+mkOR)
Well, isn't that special. We're doomed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2022 04:50 PM (Xrfse)
Every kid in that weirdos class should have a hidden camera in their back pack.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2022 05:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
https://is.gd/6Aks4R
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
........
Now that's White.
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 10:48 PM
The difference is Ace makes those look good.
Posted by: Agent J at March 17, 2022 05:03 PM (a3Q+t)
You misspelled 'queerer than a three dollar bill'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2022 05:07 PM (F0YaR)
.. should we be having a pool on when Congress rolls this back ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 05:07 PM (RHGPo)
https://is.gd/6Aks4R
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6)
She looks yummy.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2022 05:07 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 05:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 17, 2022 05:08 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2022 05:08 PM (2JoB8)
In my classroom everyone had better be on time and ready.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 05:09 PM (axyOa)
>>'A boulder the size of Jonah Goldberg's self importance...'
A boulder the size Bull Kristol's gut. ..
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 05:09 PM (MmndN)
Posted by: Insomniac
hell we even share long pig recipes for the teeth challenged.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (k1UTF)
Posted by: 496 at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (gmo/4)
All of us grew up watching Leave It To Beaver (in reruns, of course).
Remember when Beaver would have silly notions and questions about girls? Because his tiny beaver brain couldn't understand girls, kissing, adult relationships, etc.
Now imagine little Beaver in school with his pals Whitey and Larry being taught about "polysexuals" and "gender fluids."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (Eqjxc)
What does he know about what the other teachers are up to?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (SH2Zi)
We've come a long way from the days of Mr. Hand.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (MmndN)
Of the poem and Pelosi's reading of it, former New Yorker writer James Michael Surowiecki seemed to speak for many when he tweeted, "It was somehow worse than I had imagined it would be, and I had imagined it would be pretty bad."
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (W2Pud)
WTF happened?!!
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at March 17, 2022 05:05 PM (fTtFy)
All you have to do is step out in the street, and you find yourself in the middle of a savage rap battle.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (44ww/)
Psaki looked visibly irritated and refused to answer any questions.
"The president previously said that the [Hunter Biden laptop scandal] was a bunch of garbage and that it was a Russian plant. Does he stand by that assessment?"
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 05:02 PM (RHGPo)
There goes Biden, provoking Putin yet again.
If only Putin would address this publicly.
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Little Orphan Annie at March 17, 2022 05:11 PM (LqS9Q)
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From a previous thread but got no input:
Make a third gender officially part of the English language, like it is in Germanic and Romance languages.
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Is there a third gender in Romance languages? I can't think of one in Italian or French. Somebody enlighten me as it has been a long time using those languages.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 17, 2022 05:11 PM (qfLjt)
Earlier in the week there was a great discussion on cookie-baking in the Art thread. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 05:11 PM (MmndN)
Eccentric.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 17, 2022 05:11 PM (Vu7A1)
Obviously, ace.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:11 PM (hIvZk)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2022 05:12 PM (5kI0z)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE307Y-289g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF1Esvoplkk
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2022 05:12 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 05:12 PM (WSTFK)
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Always loved his sound and wish I had one of those Gibson semi hollow bodies.
Posted by: dartist at March 17, 2022 05:12 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Mundane Matt at March 17, 2022 05:13 PM (DTX3h)
And those facts had better have footnotes.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 05:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:13 PM (hIvZk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 17, 2022 05:08 PM
I doubt VDH reads The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2022 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:14 PM (Vr12I)
In my classroom everyone had better be on time and ready.
Posted by: Diogenes
remember when the drill sgt would have us stand there with our arms outstretched. till our shoulders felt like they were gonna 'splode.
i do that to the kids in tang soo do class that are disrespectful to the blackbelts. they whine about pushups, so i mkae them do that. when they whine about that, i make them do pushups.
the master said i was being too tough, i pointed out the in nearly all cases, i make eye contact with momma in the back of the room and get a thumb's up before i get mean. many times, momma gives the thumb's up, then splits so the little shit can't see her watching through the window of the classroom door.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:14 PM (k1UTF)
Yeah it's probably for the best if VDH doesn't delve too deeply into the comments. He might not be Breitbart Tough.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2022 05:14 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:13 PM (hIvZk)
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LOL - Welcome Back Otter!
Posted by: 496 at March 17, 2022 05:14 PM (VJsqe)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:11 PM (hIvZk)
Garret has Stockholm Syndrome, clearly. ahhaha
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2022 05:14 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2022 05:14 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2022 05:15 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:14 PM (k1UTF)
You rack disaprine!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2022 05:15 PM (Y5qcH)
Look at left sidebar.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2022 05:10 PM (W2Pud)
The good ol' days...
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 17, 2022 05:15 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2022 05:15 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: David French at March 17, 2022 05:15 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 05:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at March 17, 2022 05:17 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 05:17 PM (jYmdC)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 05:17 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: sven at March 17, 2022 05:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: creeper at March 17, 2022 05:18 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 17, 2022 05:18 PM (xxTWX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2022 05:18 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 05:18 PM (WSTFK)
Dave beats Rick. Jonah beats Steve.
Dave v. Jonah... Who knows? Jonah's in a higher weight-class, but French has the sanctimony. Both have the low-T factor to take them to the bottom. It's anyone's game.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 05:19 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 05:18 PM (WSTFK)
The big J, no doubt.
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:19 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2022 05:04 PM
It's actually kind of like a map of Scottish tartans in the 1600's.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 17, 2022 05:19 PM (bVYXr)
is he a closeted 'ron or did he go full progtard recently?
Posted by: sven at March 17, 2022 05:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Theatrical.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:20 PM (hIvZk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE307Y-289g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF1Esvoplkk
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2022 05:12 PM (M+Lyo)
.......
I found a good still shot of him:
https://tinyurl.com/4za95f73
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:20 PM (v0R5T)
is he a closeted 'ron or did he go full progtard recently?
Posted by: sven at March 17, 2022 05:20 PM (Lzpvj)
Definitely no Prog, so
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:21 PM (Vr12I)
>is he a closeted 'ron or did he go full progtard recently?
He came out as a Furry.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:21 PM (hIvZk)
You see large boulders falling into your lane you won't need taco bell for the revenge.
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2022 05:21 PM (FhXTo)
At home: Citizenship means nothing, open borders, country is racist as founded.
Over seas- Citizenship is paramount! We must start WWIII to avenge his death!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2022 05:21 PM (qnVBz)
I found a good still shot of him:
https://tinyurl.com/4za95f73
Posted by: wth
i am so going to hell for larfing at that.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (k1UTF)
Posted by: pookysgirl, still the normal one of the house at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Jarrod at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (cfKMr)
They are making sure he wasn't killed by a Drunk Driving Mexican National.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (hIvZk)
Dave beats Rick. Jonah beats Steve.
In games without frontiers-war without tears. Games without frontiers-war without tears.
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (gmo/4)
"A large boulder the size of two smaller boulders is blocking..." No, no no, that doesn't work either...
Posted by: San Miguel Sherrif's Dept. at March 17, 2022 05:01 PM (PiwSw)
And the counting shall be three.... 4 is right out!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (oHd/0)
Just beat the fuckers with a tire iron from Insomniacs Tire Iron Emporium.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (Vxu+H)
>is he a closeted 'ron or did he go full progtard recently?
He's ace-curious.
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:23 PM (Vr12I)
Awesome, so is he a badger or a platypus?
Posted by: sven at March 17, 2022 05:23 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: pookysgirl, still the normal one of the house at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (XKZwp)
Ahhh... successful assimilation!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (oHd/0)
I misspoke about the Romance languages having a third gender, my bad. But the Germanic point still stands.
Not having to learned genders of nouns in English is a blessing. But I enjoy watching the libs trying and failing to reform Spanish.
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (+mkOR)
>is he a closeted 'ron or did he go full progtard recently?
He's ace-curious.
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (LqS9Q)
He's grooming Ace for something. We are just the unlucky bystanders.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (k1UTF)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Providing Emotional Support to Russian Women at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (VTu1l)
Has it been 10 years now?
When was the last time you re-calibrated the light meters on your computer, btw?
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (hIvZk)
Posted by: CppThis at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (oHd/0)
Either you're chanting "ONE OF US! ONE OF US!" or that's the voices in my head. Oh well....
Posted by: pookysgirl, still the normal one of the house at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: that libertarian in your social circle at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (WmGrA)
He's grooming Ace for something. We are just the unlucky bystanders.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (SH2Zi)
He needs a new Teaching Assistant. He should maybe reconsider.
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (Vxu+H)
This is the way
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (njExo)
Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: that libertarian in your social circle
It's in CO and yes, it's appropriate.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 17, 2022 05:26 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2022 05:26 PM (zzF4A)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:26 PM (SH2Zi)
lol! Same here. I've repeated so many great jokes and comments from here to friends of mine. People think I'm so damn witty!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 17, 2022 05:27 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (hIvZk)
Well, when was the last time Hex brushed up against the monitor and screwed up my settings? Probably around then, I'd say.
Posted by: pookysgirl, being completely sarcastic at March 17, 2022 05:27 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: dartist at March 17, 2022 05:12 PM (+ya+t)
Not sure about this version, But didn't know for the longest time that Mickey Thomas sang that.
Great song.
Posted by: Golfman at March 17, 2022 05:27 PM (nsX4O)
Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (gS3OW)
Not if you grew up eating bush meat.
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2022 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 17, 2022 05:27 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (gS3OW)
32.4 muskrats would have been odder, just saying...
Posted by: Boswell at March 17, 2022 05:27 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: pookysgirl,
junior-ette comes by it naturally. this morning during breakfast at the hotel, the oklaho,a baseball team shiwed up enmass. they took a large table near ours. junior-ette stated in a clear voice that sje lost her appetite due to the overwhelming aroma of Ax Body Spray, and probable cum stains.
damn. she totes shamed them all because they all heard her say it too.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:27 PM (k1UTF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (XvPQV)
Did he comment on a Russian tank stuck in the mud at one time?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (B1ik8)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:26 PM (SH2Zi)
Tasted like chicken....
Probably Ace
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (nASQq)
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Well done!
Posted by: dartist at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: pookysgirl, still the normal one of the house at March 17, 2022 05:22 PM (XKZwp)
Cause they'd hear from our lawyers?
/starts to sing Rock Lobster...
Posted by: B-52s at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (B1ik8)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2022 05:25 PM (gS3OW)
That was on the News for Giraffes. News for Parrots would have carried a different measure. (Neither of them eat those yummy eucalyptus leaves, yum, yum.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (FgXhs)
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I taught for one year. I had classes where you dare not turn your back. Had one that started with 36 students, finished the year with 12. Some quit, some were expelled, some violated parole and went back to prison. Tough bunch.
Posted by: Javems at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Jarrod
Because video of child pr0n is illegal. You don't want to be breaking the laws by putting cameras in a place where its known that adults are diddling children.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (nxdel)
"Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland - just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers"
That boulder is about the size of 18 giraffes. And a half.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 05:30 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (m45I2)
An eccentricity is a proclivity without the restraining order.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:30 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 17, 2022 05:30 PM (II3Gr)
Two Californias is really well written and hit home for me.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2022 05:30 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 17, 2022 05:27 PM (nxdel)
I can't count how many times a day I read a comment or Ace's headlines to Pooky. It's a miracle if I can get through it without laughing!
Posted by: pookysgirl, with lap kitteh at March 17, 2022 05:31 PM (XKZwp)
Yeah. But you have to hit him with the blacklight to read it.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:31 PM (hIvZk)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
VDH's shelves are strong enough to support books
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 17, 2022 05:30 PM (II3Gr)
Pretty sure he sexually abused stuffed animals in high school.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
He also coined/penned Mexifornia.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (WmGrA)
IIRC, the teachers unions are the biggest funders of Democrat candidates.
But really, we have had cameras in the classrooms of a sort the past 2 years, thanks to remote classes, and look what's happened: angry parents confronting school boards about what they;re teaching and promoting.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (MmndN)
Besides, the evil manifesting itself today - most conspicuously in the now-open attempts by the teaching establishment to corrupt children - is belligerent and uninterested in being persuaded to goodness. What rational person really thinks a Mitt Romney approach to the rising vileness of our culture would be effective?
Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (njExo)
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
VDH's shelves are strong enough to support books
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (XvPQV)
Probable Ace: VDH. He tasks me. He tasks me, and I will have him for it.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Max Boot and Rick Wilson should be ranked higher.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (NpAcC)
'The impact made no damage, falling into the sea between Norway to Iceland. However, just imagine it would have crashed a few hours earlier over Russia.
'With the ongoing crisis, would Russia have identified it as an asteroid or as a rocket, and returned fire with its own missiles?'
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (vrz2I)
This place - has been one of the few places I have ever found in my life where I don't always have to hide what I think is funny.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
Yes, Ace helped him install those, if that's what you're asking.
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2022 05:34 PM (LqS9Q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 05:34 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 17, 2022 05:34 PM (rjpjQ)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
He also coined/penned Mexifornia.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (WmGrA)
Oh yeah. Well Ace coined/penned festive holiday jerksock.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (SH2Zi)
>>>"Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland - just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers"
I did. What about it? -- Stacey Abrams
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (vBMpQ)
Max Boot and Rick Wilson should be ranked higher.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (NpAcC)
I think I despise Max Boot most of all, because he pretends to be some military whiz. But he's been kinda quiet lately, so he's slacking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 05:34 PM (SKVme)
Yeeeeah, I am guessing not NeverTrump.
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (Vr12I)
'With the ongoing crisis, would Russia have identified it as an asteroid or as a rocket, and returned fire with its own missiles?'
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (vrz2I)
So, yer sayin if'n it had hit Russia, it might have been SMOD????
Tease!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (oHd/0)
Since when are we measuring meteors in "giraffes?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (Eqjxc)
Posted by: pookysgirl,
I'd like to state for the record the thought of me having any kind of seniority in this nuthouse gives me confused feelings.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (OUMaO)
'With the ongoing crisis, would Russia have identified it as an asteroid or as a rocket, and returned fire with its own missiles?'
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (vrz2I)
Idiots never heard of Chelyabinsk? That wasn't even that long ago. Reporters know nothing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (UuD2k)
He also wrote that one-act play about the Flaming Clown Boners.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (hIvZk)
Posted by: Valiant at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (3MiF8)
.. should we be having a pool on when Congress rolls this back ?
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 05:07 PM (RHGPo)
So we will have a tarriff AND an embargo now? No Russian stuff, and it has to cost more too!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse
Stronk! Shelves are stronk! Hold many books!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news
Because if we used whales, Greenpeace and the estate of Douglas Adams would get involved, and ain't nobody got time for that.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Kate Pierson at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (NahKu)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (hIvZk)
What is a light meter?
Posted by: Javems at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (AmoqO)
I've been to Busch Gardens, FL and the Franklin Park Zoo in MA. Have I ever seen a real giraffe? I don't remember.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (Eqjxc)
We don't.
But those Metric people are weird.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (hIvZk)
I'm right here!
- Meggy Mac
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 17, 2022 05:37 PM (HXx+D)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
Yes, Ace helped him install those, if that's what you're asking.
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (HgGBT)
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If they collapsed atop him, the "cruel" remark takes on new meaning.
Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 17, 2022 05:37 PM (HltkZ)
That certainly is a strange comparison, especially given the giraffe's rather unusual configuration.
Posted by: Paco at March 17, 2022 05:37 PM (njExo)
>>>"Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland - just two HOURS after it was discovered by astronomers"
I did. What about it? -- Stacey Abrams
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (+mkOR)
If its the top half of a giraffe, no big deal.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 05:37 PM (eoQWY)
Since when are we measuring meteors in "giraffes?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (Eqjxc)
Well, you can't measure them in Ducks, that is for Witches!
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 05:37 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2022 05:37 PM (2JoB8)
He also wrote that one-act play about the Flaming Clown Boners.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (hIvZk)
And the Kaboom! memoir.
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:37 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (Vr12I)
He got a little squishy around the 2020 election and the coup, but not as bad as some, I suppose
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:37 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (Vr12I)
No. Not NeverTrump.
Basically, he posits that people like Trump are needed in the moment, by virtue of being unconventional. So the people who need them also hate them, and when the moment is past, they get cast aside as soon as possible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (WmGrA)
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Actually, "Mexifornia" as a name appears in Alfred Bester's early '70s novel "The Computer Connection" (aka "The Indian Giver").
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: A Belligerent Giraffe at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (NahKu)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (Eqjxc)
Fresno Zoo you can feed them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (hIvZk)
What is a light meter?
Posted by: Javems at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (AmoqO)
About a yard.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (SH2Zi)
Max Boot and Rick Wilson should be ranked higher.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2022 05:33 PM (NpAcC)
I think I despise Max Boot most of all, because he pretends to be some military whiz. But he's been kinda quiet lately, so he's slacking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (trdmm)
Hence the 15 seed, I imagine.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (6S84Y)
But those Metric people are weird.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (hIvZk)
Shut your mouth!
Posted by: Lincoln Chafee at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (PiwSw)
And now I'm wondering if he comes for Joe Mannix's "this here farm girl doesn't care about ethanol subsidies" posts?
Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2022 05:39 PM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2022 05:39 PM (oWZwa)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:24 PM (hIvZk)
What is a light meter?
Posted by: Javems at March 17, 2022 05:36 PM (AmoqO)
About a yard.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (SH2Zi)
but doesn't weigh as much.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 05:39 PM (oHd/0)
https://bit.ly/3N2oiGv
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2022 05:40 PM (NahKu)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2022 05:41 PM (44ww/)
This place is a lot like a bar and you hear some crazy shit in bars. It's expected.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 05:41 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: VDH at March 17, 2022 05:41 PM (9unzF)
I've been to Busch Gardens, FL and the Franklin Park Zoo in MA. Have I ever seen a real giraffe? I don't remember.
They've got a giraffe pen at Roger Williams Zoo in RI if you got a hankerin' to recalibrate your meteor calipers.
Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2022 05:41 PM (gS3OW)
Keep an eye out for hippos!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2022 05:41 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
Never heard of him.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 17, 2022 05:41 PM (WmGrA)
What is a light meter?
Posted by: Javems
lthat's how far stacey abrams' can bend light with her density.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (k1UTF)
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2022 05:41 PM (44ww/)
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Three giraffes make an elephant. Fifteen elephants make a blue whale. Clear, now?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: Soothsayer
I have. They have purple tongues. It's kind of weird. At the Columbus Zoo, the giraffe "corral" has the head of the giraffe about eye level on the sidewalk passing it. You can see them dining on leaves, and they stick out that big purple tongue.
Out east of Columbus is a place call The Wilds. It's kind of like Jurassic Park, except they have just mammalian herbivores from all over the world (endangered species) in different big stockades (many acres in size). You ride around in a bus to look at them. It's really cool to see a bunch of giraffes walking around, and see their heads first as they climb over a hill.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2022 05:39 PM (oWZwa)
It's not about competency, it's about hackery.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Winston Churchill at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (WmGrA)
Feet roughly the size of the average Sasquatch.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (hIvZk)
Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2022 05:39 PM (gS3OW)
I only search for Joe's posts because of the witty repertoire.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 17, 2022 05:43 PM (HXx+D)
That snippet reinforces my suggestion that Fauci is so far removed from real science that he just babbles government-speak.
And his grammar sucks...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2022 05:43 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2022 05:43 PM (NpAcC)
Yeah I saw that earlier today. Fucking bastard. He just can't stand it can he?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 17, 2022 05:43 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2022 05:43 PM (lgeFv)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
VDH's shelves are strong enough to support books
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:32 PM (XvPQV)
I am betting he has even read some of the books. Maybe even written some of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 05:44 PM (QCwhW)
That means there is still half a giraffe still floating around out there.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 05:44 PM (vrz2I)
Bromance between Ace and VDH?
Should we be preparing for a merger of two great houses?
Cant wait to see what the younguns look like.
Probably a cross between an Ewok and Dumbeldore.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 17, 2022 05:44 PM (haWye)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:44 PM (v0R5T)
The local news hacks are starting to make noise about "ominous" increases in omicron cases, so I think the memo has gone out.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 05:44 PM (6S84Y)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM
VDH wrote a book titled "The Case for Trump", so I would bet that he is not NeverTrump.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 17, 2022 05:45 PM (EughT)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9h3892
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2022 05:43 PM (lgeFv)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 05:44 PM (v0R5T)
One very large one.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 05:45 PM (eoQWY)
I think Biden/Blinken blamed Putin for a rise in Covid worldwide, today.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:46 PM (hIvZk)
Ireland's sorrow and pain
Is now Ukraine
And St Patrick's name is now Zelenskyy
Oh that's some deep thinking crap
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2022 05:46 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 05:44 PM (6S84Y)
They will never let this go. It's become the new three-alarm fire.
Posted by: Caliban at March 17, 2022 05:46 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Michael Garibaldi at March 17, 2022 05:46 PM (63Dwl)
Most "intellectuals" were very poo-poo on Donald, but VDH gave some very solid reasons why he should have been elected and why he was the right man, and.....well better than the alternative.
He has a very low opinion of the Clintons.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 17, 2022 05:47 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2022 05:47 PM (44ww/)
If she's not drunk, then I think she's closing fast along the rail.
Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 17, 2022 05:47 PM (BOJAx)
Posted by: Winston Churchill at March 17, 2022 05:42 PM (WmGrA)
The Joker (The Dark Knight): "To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper. You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be...When the chips are down, these...these civilized people, they'll eat each other!"
Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2022 05:47 PM (Rl7KJ)
You mean we'd have to engage in the war and shoot down Russian planes?! Well, I am not for that...
WTF did you think a 'No Fly Zone' was?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 05:47 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 05:38 PM (oHd/0)
I took my grandson to a feeding here in lil' old Tyler just a couple weeks ago. You pay $5 for a handful of lettuce, and you stand on an elevated platform next to their enclosure. What's really funny is their long, skinny purple tongues. They reach out and grab the lettuce with them. It's really kinda freaky; everybody laughs when they first see it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 05:47 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 17, 2022 05:47 PM (GbPPJ)
Ireland's sorrow and pain
Is now Ukraine
And St Patrick's name is now Zelenskyy
Oh that's some deep thinking crap
Posted by: Skip
Is that real? Because, if it is, the people of Ireland should rise up as one and club that pretentious motherfucker like a baby seal.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 17, 2022 05:48 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Michael Garibaldi at March 17, 2022 05:46 PM (63Dwl)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 05:48 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 05:48 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Michael Garibaldi at March 17, 2022 05:46 PM (63Dwl)
Babylon 5 and talk radio reference in one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 05:48 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 17, 2022 05:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM (Vr12I)
VDH is definitely NOT NT.
Neither was/is Peter Robinson at NR, which surprised me since he seems like an elite intellectual type. I guess he really is one, like VDH.
Comfortable in their own skin, secure in themselves, with no need to prove themselves to anyone.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 17, 2022 05:48 PM (rF64X)
I think Biden/Blinken blamed Putin for a rise in Covid worldwide, today.
Posted by: garrett
they can fuck right off. that ship sailed with Bilbo and the elves westward.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:48 PM (k1UTF)
Posted by: Atmospheric Giraffes at March 17, 2022 05:49 PM (Xrfse)
And this is why I don't believe Putin is lozing the war; he can cause economic destruction and world wide plague. No way he wastes all those magic powers.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 17, 2022 05:49 PM (HXx+D)
>I find it interesting that the Jug-eared Fuckstick came out of his hole yammering about COVID and nobody gave two shits.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2022 05:49 PM (oWZwa)
Posted by: jeannebodine at March 17, 2022 05:49 PM (QWHnR)
If she's not drunk, then I think she's closing fast along the rail.
Syphilis. It's the syphilis. The same way Al Capone went.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 05:49 PM (6S84Y)
Posted by: dartist at March 17, 2022 05:49 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 05:35 PM
VDH wrote a book titled "The Case for Trump", so I would bet that he is not NeverTrump.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 17, 2022 05:45 PM (EughT)
*******
He's on FOX a lot. Definitely pro-Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2022 05:49 PM (NpAcC)
The local news hacks are starting to make noise about "ominous" increases in omicron cases, so I think the memo has gone out.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 05:44 PM (6S84Y)
I guess the gunned up Ukraine hysteria is falling short then.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 17, 2022 05:49 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 17, 2022 05:50 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 17, 2022 05:50 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Tom Servo
it's even more funneh when you see the e closure tech sweepijg the giraffe poo up and pouring it into Kaboom (TM) ceral boxes.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:50 PM (k1UTF)
Also, how fast did you back the Sanderson Kickstarter when it opened up? I've been wondering your take on it and all the envious Sanderson haters.
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 05:50 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Reminds me of two of the gals I met in the Star Wars Cantina.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2022 05:50 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 17, 2022 05:50 PM (qpX6U)
It's just a push up bra!
Posted by: Other Boulders at March 17, 2022 05:51 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 05:51 PM (trdmm)
Mark Felton had an analysis on what a conventional Russian attack on the UK might mean for their current state of readiness.
https://youtu.be/WNRUP-T01Ig
He also has a good Putin backgrounder and another video drawing parallels to the Hungary uprising.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 05:51 PM (SH2Zi)
>>>The local news hacks are starting to make noise about "ominous" increases in omicron cases, so I think the memo has gone out.
Ominouscron!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2022 05:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: NeverBiden at March 17, 2022 05:52 PM (eIGHH)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 05:52 PM (MmndN)
That Plano City Council clip - the Plano City Council needs to invest in a Big Brass Gong.
Posted by: Tom Servo
And a trap door.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2022 05:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 17, 2022 05:50 PM (k1UTF)
I was at a big-box store yesterday when I saw a shelf with Kaboom! Cleaner with Bleach! I imagine it tastes about the same as the cereal did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 05:52 PM (trdmm)
Just keep beating that dead giraffe, fools. Most of us don't give a flying f*ck anymore.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2022 05:52 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 17, 2022 05:50 PM (qpX6U)
*Golf Clap*
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 17, 2022 05:53 PM (HXx+D)
I guess the gunned up Ukraine hysteria is falling short then.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 17, 2022 05:49 PM (rF64X)
I can't keep track of the latest hair-on-fire issues. What'll the left do once everyone is either in the nut house or burned-out from too much turning it up to eleventy?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at March 17, 2022 05:53 PM (l0Cy4)
Posted by: Ciampino at March 17, 2022 05:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: NeverBiden
What if he leaves his fly open ?
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 05:53 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2022 05:53 PM (m45I2)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9h3892
EVIL
No doubt they will blame the mom.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 05:52 PM (MmndN)
So many evil people walking around us.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 17, 2022 05:53 PM (rF64X)
I took two years of Latin and that's all I remember.
Farto, fartas, fartat.
Fartamus, fartsomething, fartsomething.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 17, 2022 05:54 PM (qpX6U)
I have a timer on how long UTube allows that to exist...3, 2....
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 17, 2022 05:54 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2022 05:54 PM (Nf8gX)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at March 17, 2022 05:53 PM (l0Cy4)
Hey! How are you doing?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 17, 2022 05:54 PM (rF64X)
Well we are approaching election season.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 05:56 PM (vrz2I)
Are people still dying every time Bono claps his hands?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 05:56 PM (6S84Y)
Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at March 17, 2022 05:56 PM (OX9vb)
I've always hated this little speech. What's his point? Am I supposed to think that because people can be threatened, pressured, forced, whatever into breaking their moral code, that means something? That the moral code isn't worth having? Living a moral code is a lie? OK, Holden Caulfield. I'm a phony. So what?
The Christian answer is, "Yeah, sure, I'm a broken being. But I do my best and trust in God and His sacrifice elevates me and those around me."
What's his answer? Revel in being broken and tear it all down? What an angsty teenager.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2022 05:56 PM (NahKu)
I wonder what his sock is and whether we would recognize it. He may be among us now.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2022 05:57 PM (BMmaB)
I took two years of Latin and that's all I remember.
Farto, fartas, fartat.
Fartamus, fartsomething, fartsomething.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses
"I came, I saw, I farted!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2022 05:57 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 05:28 PM (B1ik
Well you see students, a Macedonian phalanx has an average speed of 3 miles per hour whereas an Israeli tank stuck in the mud has an average speed of 0 miles per hour. Therefore I predict that Alexander's armies will soon overrun Tel Aviv and install a fat shipping tycoon as their new satrap. Luckily for the Israelis, Alexander's empires have a very short shelf life so they should be back to autonomous rule in no time flat.
Posted by: Lord Sir Victor D. Hansen, Esq. at March 17, 2022 05:57 PM (UewuT)
What's his answer? Revel in being broken and tear it all down? What an angsty teenager.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2022 05:56 PM (NahKu)
+1
Posted by: Other Boulders at March 17, 2022 05:58 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 05:58 PM (+mkOR)
Also, how fast did you back the Sanderson Kickstarter when it opened up? I've been wondering your take on it and all the envious Sanderson haters.
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 05:50 PM (+mkOR)
*waves*
I'm okay. Super frustrated about something that I can't do anything about (I mean besides how awful I am at Elden Ring).
I haven't backed yet only because my level of backing depends on how the thing about which I am frustrated pans out.
I think that when you spend 15+ years building up a fanbase and good will, then you are rewarded. Also I have the leatherbound Way of Kings from his first Kickstarter and they are absolutely stunning so I know that this will be fulfilled. Remember, you're paying now for items you won't get until 2013.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 17, 2022 05:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 17, 2022 05:58 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Because it had to be said at March 17, 2022 05:58 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 05:58 PM (QCwhW)
Do you realize he's never going to stop referring to himself as a VDH Distinguished Fellow now??
And now with the interviews and TV spots Runner is going to have to go get that razor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2022 05:58 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: NeverBiden
What if he leaves his fly open ?
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 05:53 PM (arJlL)
===
Or wears assless chaps, thinks 9mm is the best and prefers a crossbow?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 17, 2022 05:59 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 17, 2022 05:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Kickstarter for a time machine? Cool!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 05:59 PM (eoQWY)
Required disclaimer: Putin is evil. Putin is a thug. Russia launched a heinous war of aggression. Yes all that. But amazing how none, and I mean none of the MSM/Fox "analyses" I've heard even mention that, apart from obtaining military supplies, Ukraine has an obvious interest in the US/NATO JOINING THE WAR DIRECTLY.
Posted by: Zek at March 17, 2022 05:59 PM (OzNIz)
Welcome to the club. I could have told him that 30 years ago.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 05:59 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 17, 2022 05:59 PM (q+GRx)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2022 05:57 PM (Msys3
Look Fat, don't be stealing my lines!
FJB
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 17, 2022 05:59 PM (6jpby)
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 05:59 PM (hIvZk)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
?
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 05:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: CppThis at March 17, 2022 06:00 PM (UewuT)
Did we do that one?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
Wow. I had almost forgotten the name Alan Stillitoe.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2022 06:00 PM (Msys3)
It's so much better this way.
Posted by: jeannebodine at March 17, 2022 06:00 PM (QWHnR)
Well we are approaching election season.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)
i still keep an eye on the Texas Covid Dashboard, which has data updated daily - and there sure as hell ain't any new spike happening here. All the numbers - cases, hospitalizations, deaths - are continuing to tail off asymptotically, which is what you'd expect for something that is fading away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 06:00 PM (trdmm)
If you are at the drive thru and they tell you to pull up to the curb and they will bring it to you, DON'T DO IT!
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2022 06:01 PM (vrz2I)
I took two years of Latin and that's all I remember.
Farto, fartas, fartat.
Fartamus, fartsomething, fartsomething.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 17, 2022 05:54 PM (qpX6U)
As a 5 year Latin student in JH/HS (two years of JR counts as 1), I validate this 100 percent.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Spooky at March 17, 2022 06:01 PM (iVtsQ)
Is in 1984 again?! Please tell me it is true.
Except I am typing this comment on a laptop that isn't the size of a large boulder, so...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 06:01 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 06:01 PM (arJlL)
There will be another swing through the southern states come the height of summer. And they are planning on covering that natural bump, no doubt.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 06:02 PM (hIvZk)
Just to let you know, Madame Speaker, that my old friend James Taylor is at your service when you need him! He owes me one!
Posted by: John Fn Kerry at March 17, 2022 06:02 PM (6S84Y)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:01 PM (eoQWY)
or perhaps I should say C percent.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2022 06:02 PM (BMmaB)
I took two years of Latin and that's all I remember.
Farto, fartas, fartat.
Fartamus, fartsomething, fartsomething.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 17, 2022 05:54 PM (qpX6U)
As a 5 year Latin student in JH/HS (two years of JR counts as 1), I validate this 100 percent.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:01 PM (eoQWY)
--------------
Now write it a hundred times before dawn or I'll cut your balls off.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2022 06:02 PM (T8gyh)
That was the last lines
Could copy/ paste it all up no doubt would get shot down.
Ace could put it up
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2022 06:03 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at March 17, 2022 06:03 PM (oWBc3)
Yea I'm not expecting any real surge but I do expect they will try to pretend there is one. They are racing toward electoral doom and they must know it. They are going to need something out of the blue to change the dynamic and the virus worked once.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2022 06:04 PM (pheRU)
https://tinyurl.com/2p96t3en
with commentary
https://tinyurl.com/2ubw8n99
Posted by: Gref, engineering snob at March 17, 2022 06:04 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2022 06:02 PM (T8gyh)
I nearly died laughing at that whole bit in the theatre when I saw it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:04 PM (eoQWY)
>I would hate that shit too if I had to sing it every night. Now imagine if every night you had to look at Cher.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2022 06:04 PM (oWZwa)
I hope things come through and you can kickstart it! Though I bet if you did a Kickstarter to help Alex back a Kickstarter, it would work. Kickstartception.
Good luck playing Elden Ring! Everyone seems to like it.
Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 06:05 PM (+mkOR)
I took two years of Latin and that's all I remember.
Farto, fartas, fartat.
Fartamus, fartsomething, fartsomething.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses
"I came, I saw, I farted!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2022 05:57 PM (Msys3)
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Biden is non compos fartus.
Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 17, 2022 06:05 PM (q+GRx)
https://tinyurl.com/yeuenutj
Meme at Barnhardt this morning closer to coming true: "Restaurants and Bars to require proof of Ukraine support. "
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2022 06:05 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
?
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 05:59 PM (arJlL)
2023. Look. It's Tourney time. I'm paying even less attention than usual.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 17, 2022 06:05 PM (GbPPJ)
Yea I'm not expecting any real surge but I do expect they will try to pretend there is one. They are racing toward electoral doom and they must know it. They are going to need something out of the blue to change the dynamic and the virus worked once.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Well sorta, but now they are in charge so the dynamics don't fit.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:06 PM (eoQWY)
"I came, I saw, I farted!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2022 05:57 PM (Msys3)
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Would that work out as "Veni, vidi, aeoli"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2022 06:07 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2022 06:07 PM (mbiK4)
https://tinyurl.com/yeuenutj
Meme at Barnhardt this morning closer to coming true: "Restaurants and Bars to require proof of Ukraine support. "
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2022 06:05 PM (OssQ4)
Remember when all the same type of assholes denounced boycotting the Soviet hosted olympics?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2022 06:07 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Not sure I understand the strategy. Biden can't fix COVID. It doesn't make the Dems look good. People are sick of lock downs and masks, so COVID is a loser all around. They can't close the polls for COVID. About all they can hope for it lowering turnout but when you're that far under water and hated like butt cancer, I don't see it as a successful strategy.
A good hate crime is the way I'd go.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2022 06:07 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
Good luck in your tourney !
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 06:08 PM (arJlL)
If our society was based on facts and logic I would agree. But it isn't. It's based on whatever narrative the left and the media push at any given moment.
Remember, Biden got 81 million votes drooling in his basement.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 06:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Not sure I understand the strategy. Biden can't fix COVID. It doesn't make the Dems look good. People are sick of lock downs and masks, so COVID is a loser all around. They can't close the polls for COVID. About all they can hope for it lowering turnout but when you're that far under water and hated like butt cancer, I don't see it as a successful strategy.
A good hate crime is the way I'd go.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2022 06:07 PM (4fSQf)
They tried that with Jussie and look how that went, though he's been saved from prison already.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ChrisW at March 17, 2022 06:08 PM (zFMsi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2022 06:07 PM (4fSQf)
Tanned, rested and ready!
Posted by: Free Man Jussie at March 17, 2022 06:08 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2022 05:57 PM (Msys3)
-----------
Would that work out as "Veni, vidi, aeoli"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
Veni, vidi, BRAAAAAAP !
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 06:09 PM (arJlL)
If our society was based on facts and logic I would agree. But it isn't. It's based on whatever narrative the left and the media push at any given moment.
Remember, Biden got 81 million votes drooling in his basement.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 06:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Then why bother faking COVID again?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:09 PM (eoQWY)
After the last two years, how sure are you of that, really?
Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2022 06:09 PM (kOpft)
Just remember. The correct flag colors are blue over gold. Don't look like an asshole and hold it upside down like all these grandstanding union hacks.l
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (6S84Y)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
They want an excuse for ballot harvesting, mail in balloting and other shennanigans, because you will all DIE IF YOU STAND IN LINE TO VOTE!1!!!11 Massive cheating worked in 2020, I'm guessing right now that is their plan.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (GZ/yK)
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: kallisto, hoping you all like my flavor at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (RHfRB)
Then: It's evil to ban athletes from ChiCom olympics because they have a right to compete.
How it's going: if an athlete has wrongthink they have no right to compete!
Posted by: Your Betters at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (GZ/yK
Possible but there is a shit ton of eyeballs on it now after the Steal of the Century.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (4fSQf)
Just remember. The correct flag colors are blue over gold. Don't look like an asshole and hold it upside down like all these grandstanding union hacks.l
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (6S84Y)
Upside down flag is a distress signal, so possibly the flip was intentional.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2022 06:11 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2022 06:12 PM (oWZwa)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2022 06:12 PM (T8gyh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
They want an excuse for ballot harvesting, mail in balloting and other shennanigans, because you will all DIE IF YOU STAND IN LINE TO VOTE!1!!!11 Massive cheating worked in 2020, I'm guessing right now that is their plan.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (GZ/yK)
As far as fraud goes, they know this one is lost. They have the White House and EO's which won't be challenged by Uniparty bigwigs. New blood will be backbenchers, so, business as usual.
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 06:12 PM (Vr12I)
I've always hated this little speech. What's his point? Am I supposed to think that because people can be threatened, pressured, forced, whatever into breaking their moral code, that means something? That the moral code isn't worth having? Living a moral code is a lie? OK, Holden Caulfield. I'm a phony. So what?
The Christian answer is, "Yeah, sure, I'm a broken being. But I do my best and trust in God and His sacrifice elevates me and those around me."
What's his answer? Revel in being broken and tear it all down? What an angsty teenager.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2022 05:56 PM (NahKu)
Well, this *was* written by leftists, so....
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2022 06:12 PM (llON8)
I'd say okay, but all the ones I saw corrected it later so...
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 06:13 PM (6S84Y)
Posted by: NeverBiden at March 17, 2022 06:13 PM (eIGHH)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2022 06:12 PM (T8gyh)
An Indonesian in Polish winters might be in a lot of distress.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:13 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: scuff at March 17, 2022 06:13 PM (q58Qp)
Posted by: CN at March 17, 2022 06:14 PM (ONvIw)
It could be anything their little shrunken, frozen hearts desire. I have even odds on a southern border invasion/crisis. Who knows?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2022 06:14 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2022 06:04 PM
It was mentioned earlier today that the M1911 .45APC* was the greatest handgun ever.
(* not a typo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2022 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 17, 2022 06:15 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2022 06:15 PM (2JoB8)
The day I find anything written by Bono "interesting," so help me G-d, I will roll my chair down to the basement and use my last ounce of strength to dump myself in the nursing home's furnace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 06:15 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 04:45 PM (Vr12I)
Like a Viking!
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2022 06:16 PM (9otr5)
My crazy aunt started telling someone all about the new variant in Italy, and I saved the poor soul by butting in with typical small talk. They were so grateful.
Posted by: kallisto, hoping you all like my flavor at March 17, 2022 06:16 PM (9iaW1)
I took two years of Latin and that's all I remember.
Farto, fartas, fartat.
Fartamus, fartsomething, fartsomething.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses
"I came, I saw, I farted!"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2022 05:57 PM (Msys3)
I am Fartacus
Posted by: Cori Buuker at March 17, 2022 06:16 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
They want an excuse for ballot harvesting, mail in balloting and other shennanigans, because you will all DIE IF YOU STAND IN LINE TO VOTE!1!!!11 Massive cheating worked in 2020, I'm guessing right now that is their plan.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at March 17, 2022 06:10 PM (GZ/yK)
As far as fraud goes, they know this one is lost. They have the White House and EO's which won't be challenged by Uniparty bigwigs. New blood will be backbenchers, so, business as usual.
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 06:12 PM (Vr12I)
Not so fast. They desperately want to win the Senate elections in Arizona and Georgia, and the Governor election in Michigan. So, counting shenanigans will again be attempted in Fulton County and Maricopa County, and in Detroit and elsewhere in Michigan.
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2022 06:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2022 06:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 17, 2022 06:15 PM (5pTK/)
You'd think we'd take that word as a badge of honor rather than an insult. The crueler the better. Our caring federal government just kills elderly in nursing homes, murders babies, and spreads pedophilia.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:17 PM (eoQWY)
Damaged.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2022 06:17 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2022 06:12 PM (T8gyh)
Prior to MY childhood, it used to be Polish jokes were about phenomenally stupid people. There's been a bit of a sea change about that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2022 06:17 PM (mZOHK)
Some (cough) years later I got a commemorative Kimber out of the custom shop.
I think differently now.
Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2022 06:18 PM (9otr5)
The Christian answer is, "Yeah, sure, I'm a broken being. But I do my best and trust in God and His sacrifice elevates me and those around me."
What's his answer? Revel in being broken and tear it all down? What an angsty teenager.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 17, 2022 05:56 PM (NahKu)
Well, this *was* written by leftists, so....
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2022 06:12 PM (llON
That's what makes the movie legit great: Joke is wrong. When normal people are forced into acting immorally, they...don't. They choose to be moral, subverting the Joker's whole message. The bad guy is WRONG for once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 17, 2022 06:18 PM (XvPQV)
What the heck is going on? Are there NO NORMALS in charge of anything any more?
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 17, 2022 04:53 PM (haWye)
I think it all boils down to whether the school district Superintendent approves of sexualizing children. Some rural high school in Kentucky recently had boys wearing women's lingerie during a "school spirit" event. I sent an email to the superintendent asking how is it appropriate for an adult man to be rubbing his crotch against a teenaged boy's buttocks? (one of the candid photographs at that event showed that little gem).
I didn't get a reply -- of course I told her that her staff were obviously either pedophiles or imbeciles.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 17, 2022 06:18 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2022 06:19 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 17, 2022 06:15 PM (5pTK/)
You'd think we'd take that word as a badge of honor rather than an insult. The crueler the better. Our caring federal government just kills elderly in nursing homes, murders babies, and spreads pedophilia.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:17 PM (eoQWY)
https://youtu.be/b0l3QWUXVho
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2022 06:19 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2022 06:19 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 06:19 PM (Ez6QX)
I doubt it will be any one thing. They will likely have a bunch of things just like they did in 2016.
We had rights and rising crime and race problems and a virus and on and on.
They need crisis. Any crisis will do and the more the merrier.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2022 06:19 PM (4fSQf)
Would bathing in Hobo blood count?
Posted by: kraken at March 17, 2022 06:20 PM (Vr12I)
The Irish
Soon our home with smell redolent of the vaguely flatulent-like scent of cabbage and turnips. Like a really classy outhouse.
To further enhance Our Irish Experience we've hired 16 children and given them soda bread for dinner with a hip flask of Jameson's.
It'll be just like me ancient relatives' lives in the Auld Sod.
*sings*
Oh, Danny Boy...
*sniffs*
*sheds a tear*
Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2022 06:20 PM (5NkmN)
'baseball-sized hail'
tumors you compare to fruits or vegetables
'tumor the size of a grapefruit'
Posted by: DB at March 17, 2022 06:20 PM (geLO8)
I could tell after she explained her maskage that the masked people really feel like they're ahead of the curve by keeping themselves and their families "safe" while the rest of us who were lucky enough to survive Covide I,II,and III will succumb to this next scariant.
Posted by: kallisto, hoping you all like my flavor at March 17, 2022 06:20 PM (17J+L)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 17, 2022 06:12 PM (T8gyh)
Prior to MY childhood, it used to be Polish jokes were about phenomenally stupid people. There's been a bit of a sea change about that.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2022 06:17 PM (mZOHK)
Our joke writers are no longer from Germany. Polish jokes are just the urban/rural divide jokes from the more urban Central Europe. In SCTV's CCP1 show, the Russians had Uzbek jokes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 06:20 PM (eoQWY)
Lo and behold, Shop Vac got back to me, asked if I had a receipt, because 5 year warranty on the motor?
Say what? Yeah, they're sending me a new motor, free of charge. Who knew a peevish email would get me a new motor for my shop vac? And I darn well know it's my fault the stupid thing burned up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 17, 2022 06:20 PM (5pTK/)
So does this mean we have to get used to seeing Ace exiting limos on the red carpet in a tux and shades with a starlet on his arm while the motor drives whirr and the flashes pop and he gives us all the pope wave?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 17, 2022 06:23 PM (6S84Y)
>Oh, an aristocrat! All we had was Bushmills.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2022 06:23 PM (oWZwa)
That's a bit older, and takes precedence, but the sentiment is eternal.
An even older Baraita: "Fuck'em if they can't take a joke."
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2022 06:24 PM (mZOHK)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 17, 2022 06:30 PM (jvt6t)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 17, 2022 06:33 PM (z9npv)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 17, 2022 06:33 PM (cW5Gl)
Oh, who cares? This is comment #600+, right?
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