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Breaking News from "The Paper of Record:" Hunter Biden's Laptop, Which the New York Times Claimed Throughout the Election was "Russian Disinformation," Is Now Confirmed as Real by the New York Times

Really.

You don't say. You don't say.

Welcome to seventeen months ago.

Now that it can't affect any Democrat's electoral chances -- Biden is not running in 2024; it's an open question whether he'll be breathing in 2024 -- the New York Times finally decides to do some bare-minimum fact-checking and discovers, shock of shock, the thing that was obviously real is in fact real and obviously so.

A comprehensive report about the ongoing federal probe into Hunter Biden’s tax filings published by the New York Times on Wednesday night confirmed the existence of the first son's infamous laptop.

...


As part of their investigation into Hunter Biden, the Times reports, federal prosecutors have looked into emails between the first son and his former business associates that were recovered from the laptop.

Some of the scrutinized correspondence was between Hunter Biden and Devon Archer, who had served with the first son on the board of Ukraine energy company Burisma, the report said.

Archer, who was sentenced last month in an unrelated fraud case, has "cooperated completely" with the feds in their probe into Hunter Biden, The Post has reported.

...

People familiar with the emails and investigation confirmed their authenticity to the Times.


Tony Bobulinksi, a former business partner of Hunter Biden and "The Big Guy," already confirmed the authenticity of the emails, a week after the laptop was publicized. Bobulinski was an addressee in the email threads and therefore could confirm that the email threads he was part of years ago were the exact same threads on the laptop.

But apparently the New York Times thought Bobulinski, a Navy veteran, might be a Russian Disinformation Agent.

Or something.

They never really wanted to talk about Tony Bobulinski much. They couldn't outright call him a Russian Agent, or they'd get sued, so they just... pretended he didn't exist.

The leftwing propaganda media does a lot of pretending these days.

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The BlueChecks -- who are the Guardians of Truth and decide what information is permitted and what information is forbidden -- are all stunned.

Including RussiaGater Michael Isikoff.


Michael Isikoff
@Isikoff

In the category of - didn't see this coming : The ⁦@nytimes confirms the authenticity of Hunter Biden emails derived from his laptop that had been previously dismissed as Russian disinformation.


Sean Davis
@seanmdav

Isikoff thought the dossier was true and the laptop story was fake.

It's time to outlaw this kind of "gatekeeping" collusion between an incompetent, ignorant "press" and social media monopolies. They are plainly just censoring stories they cut against their partisan interest, not censoring "disinformation" or "misinformation" or "malinformation."

They are simply censoring "Information That Hurts the Democrat Party."

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What an unappealing, unfortunate-looking woman.

The Neoliberal Democrats of NeverTrump are of course the left wing's eager partners in the suppression of any facts that can hurt Democrats -- or any cvck "Republicans."

David French and Jonah Goldberg were supporters of the censorship of the story:

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Tom
@bkd_potato

so much norms and principles


Nick Carroll
@LibertyAndTech

The problem David and Jonah had is they tried asserting skepticism at a story under the guide of "journalism is so sketchy now" despite the abundance of proof that was coming forward at the same time that validated that journalism - then sided with the MSM journos on this story.

The problem, historically speaking, has ALWAYS been the MSM is not trustworthy. The instant you're siding with them, you're not a someone to trust on what is "sketchy" or not. David and Jonah knew that. They still know that. Yet they work for them.


Note that French never once offered any pushback against the various claims of the anonymous RussiaGate hoaxers and Adam Schiff -- he never advocated the non-publication of those claims until they could be "vetted."

Quite the opposite. French believed every bit of it and demanded we all take the allegations as true. (Later he lied and claimed he "just supported the investigation" into the allegations he now says he never believed or endorsed.)

But when it came to a Democrat, French supported censoring the story until we could properly "vet" it-- you know, vet it for as long as possible. Get us past the election, and then some.


Every authoritarian tyranny creates a business of fake controlled opposition to pretend to oppose it but to offer it vital support for its most repulsively fascistic attacks on its enemies.

And for French and Goldberg and the rest of Conservative, Inc.: Business is good.

Thanks to Huck Follywood for that last tip.

30 David French is a con... not man... something... and if you think he should be anywhere near your church you ain't Christian, fat!
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose

42 French and Goldberg are lazy, partisan fatbodies who try to hide their biases the same way they try to hide their flabby, bloated bodies. That is, not at all. Have a donut, douchebags and STFU.
Posted by: Marcus T

They're 50 years old and they're still the little tubby boys who insist on wearing a t-shirt when they go into the pool.


Nevertrump was faced with a terrible dilemma: if even half the things in the laptop story were true, that was a completely damning campaign-ending monstrosity that they would 100% have to condemn and oppose. But they were so fixated on getting rid of Trump and so on the team that they had to find some way to discredit, disregard, or at least find a plausible excuse to not give credence to the stories.

They had a choice between integrity, truth, and honor... and capitulation, equivocation, and weakness. And, as always, chose poorly.

I understand Democrats opposing this: it destroyed their candidate and unveiled corruption and nastiness on a scale rarely even considered by writers of fiction. But the alleged high ground "virtue matters" types? The David Frenches who made a career of trying to be the virtue pope? Just a complete failure of their entire role and purpose for existence. They faced a real crisis of conscience and failed completely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

More, from Jane D'Oh:

@HolmesJosh

So it turns out I wasn't overselling the Hunter Biden laptop despite my "political operative" status.

@JonahDispatch
Replying to @HolmesJosh

Josh, you're a political operative though, right? Just trying to level set. (By the way, I think it's worth covering. I just think you guys -- as political operatives -- are wildly overselling it while playing the just-concerned-about-good-journalism-card).

Posted by: Ace at 02:42 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2022 02:42 PM (z5Vrg)

2 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

3 Dritte

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 17, 2022 02:42 PM (ZSK0i)

4 I thought that the FBI refused to accept the laptop. Not so?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2022 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

5 As discussed earlier, the timing is suspicious. Why print this now?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (axyOa)

6 Fuck those people with a kerosene and habanero soaked Saguaro Cactus.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (HTFOK)

7 So French and Jonah are officially dumber than Treacher?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (y7DUB)

8 Nothing of interest here. Move along.

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (pheRU)

9 Every authoritarian tyranny creates a business of fake controlled opposition to pretend to oppose it but to offer it vital support for its most repulsively fascistic attacks on its enemies.

And for French and Goldberg and the rest of Conservative, Inc.: Business is good.



So cruel.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Has someone taken away David French's shoelaces, or are we just safe in assuming that he lacks the courage and honor to kill himself?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (KFhLj)

12 Nick Carroll
@LibertyAndTech
The problem David and Jonah had is they tried asserting skepticism at a story under the guide of "journalism is so sketchy now" despite the abundance of proof that was coming forward at the same time that validated that journalism - then sided with the MSM journos on this story.

=========

It's the reverse con they used about the Russian collusion narrative.

"These are serious charges, and we must investigate them fully. Trump should be held accountable until proven innocent."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

13 4 I thought that the FBI refused to accept the laptop. Not so?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2022 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

Thought the FBI taking it into custody was part of covering it up.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (z5Vrg)

14 >>>5 As discussed earlier, the timing is suspicious. Why print this now?


there's a federal grand jury investigating Hunter Biden. The media can't entirely bury the story.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (0G13K)

15 BREAKING NYT:
Hitler DID kill teh Jews!!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (LCzyp)

16 So liars lie. They knew and they lied, it's part of "the game". Romney said it was all "political". The GOP are no better than the NYT, but now we must believe them about Ukraine?

Posted by: CN at March 17, 2022 02:45 PM (ONvIw)

17 >>>So cruel.


haha

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:45 PM (0G13K)

18 Anyone else guessing that Hunter has been inside Mrs French and Mrs Goldberg?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 02:45 PM (hIvZk)

19 14 >>>5 As discussed earlier, the timing is suspicious. Why print this now?


there's a federal grand jury investigating Hunter Biden. The media can't entirely bury the story.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (0G13K)

=========

What? Is it past the "no reasonable prosecutor" stage?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

20 Story: Spiked

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2022 02:45 PM (WZ5i4)

21 I remember a time when Jonah Goldberg loved mocking Joe Biden. I wonder what changed? sarcasm thing what I don't know how to do.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 02:46 PM (eGTCV)

22 Here's some Nick Lowe for the Sidebar :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvw1S6-x9U4

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 02:46 PM (hIvZk)

23 Around election 2020, YT was putting 'fake news warning labels' on lots of stuff, stories about COVID and about election integrity. I think I remember a couple of YT warning labels about the HB laptop story too.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 17, 2022 02:46 PM (qpX6U)

24 Thought the FBI taking it into custody was part of covering it up.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (z5Vrg)


Can't lose it until you get control of it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 02:46 PM (axyOa)

25 This is how you know how uniformly exercised the entire press is about misinformation, or in this case disinformation.

50 Top CIA officials know something about disinformation.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 02:46 PM (OaZlZ)

26 19
there's a federal grand jury investigating Hunter Biden. The media can't entirely bury the story.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (0G13K)

=========

What? Is it past the "no reasonable prosecutor" stage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

That's surprising to me to. Where can this go? If they start taking out the family cut-outs for corruption, doesn't this threaten the entire political class?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (z5Vrg)

27 Hunter:

I know nothing of this laptop.
It's not mine.

Also Hunter:
Can I get my laptop back?

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (WmGrA)

28 I applaud the left's ability for one thing, and that is the destruction of the meaning of words. Health care, racist, nazi, conspiracy theory, and on an on. It is impressive.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (SH2Zi)

29 Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Isikoff thought the dossier was true and the laptop story was fake.

No, Sean, Issikoff is a liar, always has been. I suspect you know that.

Posted by: CN at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (ONvIw)

30 David French is a con... not man... something... and if you think he should be anywhere near your church you ain't Christian, fat!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (QYPq3)

31 7 So French and Jonah are officially dumber than Treacher?
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (y7DUB)

Today on Jeopardy we have a rock, a mud flap and a bag of hair!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

32 If Bullwish and the S.S. Dispatch had any integrity, they'd shut down and send the remains of their bank accounts to Ace. Who already has their wives probably, but the money wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (V4Mlw)

33 We should have a do over election

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (QxCZi)

34 uck those people with a kerosene and habanero soaked Saguaro Cactus.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (HTFOK)

What have I even done to you?!?

Posted by: Kerosene and Habanero Soaked Saguaro at March 17, 2022 02:48 PM (7bRMQ)

35 As discussed earlier, the timing is suspicious. Why print this now?
Posted by: Diogenes

The wheels on the DNC bus go round and round.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 17, 2022 02:48 PM (WmGrA)

36 Now that it can't affect any Democrat's electoral chances -- Biden is not running in 2024; it's an open question whether he'll be breathing in 2024 -- the New York Times finally decides to do some bare-minimum fact-checking and discovers, shock of shock, the thing that was obviously real is in fact real and obviously so.
++++
Yup. Now that it is far too late to matter and also too early to matter, they perform a Brave Act of Journalism by confirming what everyone who's not a cucked-out, tucked-under Party apparatchik already knew.

This serves multiple purposes. First, they aren't biased, you see. After all, they will report on negative information. It's right there in black and white. Second, they are brave and committed journalists who tell the truth - no matter how long it takes to confirm. You see, they're just extremely careful and this speaks well to their character and professionalism. Third, regardless of Biden's status in 2024, anyone who brings this up will be bringing up "old news" and thus there is no need to "relitigate the past."

Mealy-mouthed fuckers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 02:48 PM (DU+/6)

37 Does anybody remember when George HW Bush couldn't be trusted because he was the head of the CIA at one point?

But Ex-CIA guys-- who might have killed Kennedy-- they should be believed...now.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 02:48 PM (OaZlZ)

38 Laptop Contents Status:

[_] Convenient
[X] Other than Convenient

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2022 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

39 Totally unforeseen! The worst part will be all the Republican pouncing and seizing to come.

Posted by: MSM at March 17, 2022 02:48 PM (a3Q+t)

40 That's surprising to me to. Where can this go? If they start taking out the family cut-outs for corruption, doesn't this threaten the entire political class?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (z5Vrg)

The man has been harmed enough, humiliated, this cannot go on!/

Posted by: Garland et cie , and the Romney family at March 17, 2022 02:48 PM (ONvIw)

41 Has French been able to identify any decency around the White House these days?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 02:48 PM (eGTCV)

42 French and Goldberg are lazy, partisan fatbodies who try to hide their biases the same way they try to hide their flabby, bloated bodies. That is, not at all. Have a donut, douchebags and STFU.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 02:49 PM (WSTFK)

43 there's a federal grand jury investigating Hunter Biden. The media can't entirely bury the story.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (0G13K)

Funny how anyone associated with Trump could be accused, investigated, charged, tried, and sentenced, within a year...

yet the Biden stuff goes on... and on... and on...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 02:49 PM (oHd/0)

44 As discussed earlier, the timing is suspicious. Why print this now?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM (axyOa)


My long-running theory is that they're moving to force Biden out. The 25th Amendment was always a distraction, because there's no way to do it without GOP support. Instead, they're letting this percolate through the media, so that in a week or two somber Dem leaders can call for an "independent investigation" by the DOJ or state AGs. The threat behind the scenes will be, "resign, or we'll destroy everything you have left."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 02:49 PM (wmDcS)

45 But Ex-CIA guys-- who might have killed Kennedy-- they should be believed...now.


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Rafael Cruz at March 17, 2022 02:49 PM (yQpMk)

46 37 Does anybody remember when George HW Bush couldn't be trusted because he was the head of the CIA at one point?

But Ex-CIA guys-- who might have killed Kennedy-- they should be believed...now.
Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 02:48 PM (OaZlZ)

And sadly, they were right about GHW Bush.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (oHd/0)

47 The Times is 'leaning' away from Biden just in case the rest of the year continues as terribly as it has begun. If the mid-terms are a disaster, they will turn on Biden and try to choose someone to pick up the mantle for 2024.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (oDscr)

48 I think they are admitting this now to say that the corruption is "old news" and totally not related to the Zelenskyy fan club in DC. They love the Ukrainians, not a single bit of this is related to money laundering and corruption, or Hunter's share in BioMeta.

Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (ONvIw)

49 Anyone else guessing that Hunter has been inside Mrs French and Mrs Goldberg?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 02:45 PM (hIvZk)

Ain't that much coke in the world....

Posted by: Hunter B at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (7bRMQ)

50 They want us to be concerned with an authoritarian like Putin, and yet, dozens of former intel officials swore the laptop was Russian disinfo.

This was peddled by the democratic presidential candidate and our leading papers of record.

Our power brokers are either lying to us or hilariously incompetent.

This is me, embracing the power of "and."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

51 no reason to investigate anything when you already know the truth. Part of the essence of true belief.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (Ynyl9)

52 Anyone else guessing that Hunter has been inside Mrs French and Mrs Goldberg?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 02:45 PM (hIvZk)

I think David and Jonah have pics. Should we ask?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (NW9xb)

53 Now that it can't affect any Democrat's electoral chances -- Biden is not running in 2024; it's an open question whether he'll be breathing in 2024 -- the New York Times finally decides to do some bare-minimum fact-checking and discovers, shock of shock, the thing that was obviously real is in fact real and obviously so.

==========

I still believe he'll run in 2024 and live to 2035.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

54 They're 50 years old and they're still the little tubby boys who insist on wearing a t-shirt when they go into the pool.

Because we totally can't tell what's going on underneath that.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (0G13K)

55 Still waiting for Natasha Bertrand to announce she's becoming a full-time dog-walker.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (V4Mlw)

56 On days like today I find myself hoping that both DC and NYC end up getting nuked, and getting nuked real soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (trdmm)

57 We should have a do over election
Posted by: Skip
--------

'Reset' is the de rigueur fashion of the Left. I'd go with 'Reset The Election'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (bk3Sg)

58 Say, whatever happened to Hunter's revolver from the trash can?

Posted by: Duh at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (a3Q+t)

59 Jonah Goldberg is a credulous tool box with no desire or perhaps even no ability to use his thinking meat. I put a comment about the "face value" crap on a prior thread, and I'll repeat it here:
----
I do. Not at face value, though. I think the computer repair shop story is credible for two reasons:
1. The guy provided receipts and a paper trail. Yes, that could all be forged - but he *did* bother to provide it, which is more than I can say for anyone in the "Sources Say" and Twitter Curator press.
2. I have known rich, poor and not-as-rich-as-they-think drug addicts before. This kind of thing is completely believable. Dropping a laptop full of evidence off for a repair and then going to chase the dragon for a bit, then completely forgetting about it, then failing to pay a small bill to keep your ass out of trouble, is a pretty believable thing. Hard drug addicts, functional or not, do not behave normally most of the time.

So yeah, I think it's credible. Is it the truth? Your guess is as good as mine.

Jonah Goldberg should try using his brain on occasion. Fat chance, I know. Maybe he can go enjoy a hot dog while continuing to ponder over its classification.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (DU+/6)

60 I thought that the FBI refused to accept the laptop. Not so?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2022 02:43 PM (yQpMk)
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Nope. They enthusiastically volunteered to sit in it twice. And then refuse all inquiries into an "active investigation".

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (OaZlZ)

61 >>>Funny how anyone associated with Trump could be accused, investigated, charged, tried, and sentenced, within a year...

yet the Biden stuff goes on... and on... and on...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 02:49 PM (oHd/0)

I must confess, I don't find it funny one bit.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (QYPq3)

62 Notice The Times didn't delve into which countries were involved in Hunter Biden's shakedowns. No mention of the million received from Russia and the Ukraine. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (WSTFK)

63 Yeah, these guys aren't credulous. They're lying propaganda peddlers.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (7+sHS)

64 Is this the media believing that Biden cannot be re-elected and trying to take him out of the running now?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (zSyrn)

65 Two years from now the NYT will confirm that the 2020 election was stolen.

Posted by: Venus at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (YVBLw)

66 They're 50 years old and they're still the little tubby boys
==============
French and Goldberg? The tubby-toys of blogging?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (V4Mlw)

67
so many cruel commenters

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (0G13K)

68 Where can this go? If they start taking out the family cut-outs for corruption, doesn't this threaten the entire political class?


and doesn't this indict America?

Gentlemen.

*walks out humming the star spangled banner*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (yQpMk)

69
I humbly submit that French is a con... descending, bien-pensant midwit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (SKVme)

70 I don't care if it's real or not.

I want to see it....all of it.

Release The Laptop!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (Sdlpf)

71 "Ain't that much coke in the world...."

And whose fault is that, Hunter? You didn't leave any for anybody else.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (qpX6U)

72 Conclusion: In this large PSM study, regular use of ivermectin as a prophylactic agent was associated with significantly reduced COVID-19 infection, hospitalization, and mortality rates.

https://tinyurl.com/yckttmn2

Study done in Brazil, using hundreds of thousands of people. Published in peer-reviewed medical journal.

Twitter censored it and removed the link because THE SCIENCE didn't comport with the mendacious twats' preferred political narrative that ivermectin is "horse de-wormer" that doesn't do anything to protect humans from covid.

Posted by: Secret Service at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (k4dH2)

73 I thought that the FBI refused to accept the laptop. Not so?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2022 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

This is what Rudy said.

Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 02:52 PM (ONvIw)

74 How many times are we distracted by "bombshells" that never amount to anything?

The NYT is not a news org. It is the medium by which the govt. gets it's narratives rolling.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2022 02:52 PM (UuD2k)

75 Nevertrump was faced with a terrible dilemma: if even half the things in the laptop story were true, that was a completely damning campaign-ending monstrosity that they would 100% have to condemn and oppose. But they were so fixated on getting rid of Trump and so on the team that they had to find some way to discredit, disregard, or at least find a plausible excuse to not give credence to the stories.

They had a choice between integrity, truth, and honor... and capitulation, equivocation, and weakness. And, as always, chose poorly.

I understand Democrats opposing this: it destroyed their candidate and unveiled corruption and nastiness on a scale rarely even considered by writers of fiction. But the alleged high ground "virtue matters" types? The David Frenches who made a career of trying to be the virtue pope? Just a complete failure of their entire role and purpose for existence. They faced a real crisis of conscience and failed completely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

76
French benefits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2022 02:52 PM (s2VJv)

77 46 37 Does anybody remember when George HW Bush couldn't be trusted because he was the head of the CIA at one point?"

You mean like today? When we all kick ourselves and say "damn we should NEVER have trusted that Bush asshole, he was a CIA plant all along!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 02:52 PM (trdmm)

78 Yes, yes, the laptop is real and it's Hunters. We don't know anything about any e-mails!

Posted by: Old Gray Bag Lady at March 17, 2022 02:52 PM (7bRMQ)

79 Well, now they'll suppress it on the grounds that it is "revenge porn" and "making fun of an addict in recovery which could lead to relapse."

Posted by: Alec Leamas (hard at work) at March 17, 2022 02:52 PM (ssz2a)

80 When you think about it, it fits the plan, as I noted earlier today.

Releasing the information now is part of the plan, taken on by the newspaper of the democrat party. Pelosi modifying the 25th amendment rules in the summer of 2020 also is part of the plan.

When their preferred candidate came in fourth in their home state primary, and won zero delegates, the democrats needed a temporary candidate. A temporary candidate who would make it somewhat less obvious that the 2020 election was stolen. Then, take the prearranged information on their corruption, and release it, and remove the temporary candidate in favor of their preferred one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2022 02:52 PM (5kI0z)

81
Anyone else think of the tortuous japanese customs (geisha girls) when they read about "tucking" "instructions" from "medical" "professionals?"

I don't know if it's true, but supposedly the japs would severely constrict a girl's feet to stunt their growth and keel the feet "cute" and "tiny."

As predicted by Gene Roddenberry in Star Wars, today's type of "eugenics" and "genetic engineering" via Social Engineering and crude physical practices will be totally outlawed in a hundred years if civilization should survive that long because we are going backwards, fast.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (cqX8U)

82 70 I don't care if it's real or not.

I want to see it....all of it.

Release The Laptop!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (Sdlpf)

From what I recall, it had lots of Hunter Biden dick pics. You might not want to see all of it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (z5Vrg)

83 >>They're 50 years old and they're still the little tubby boys


They are a couple of, at best, High School Chicks who live on Twitter.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (hIvZk)

84 This changes everything!!!!!!

/s

Posted by: 29Victor at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (BJKQV)

85 Why print this now?

..

UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE (laptop) UKRAINE UKRAINE UKRAINE

Posted by: Dunno? at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (Us+I6)

86 21 I remember a time when Jonah Goldberg loved mocking Joe Biden. I wonder what changed? sarcasm thing what I don't know how to do.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 02:46 PM

That mean 'ole Trump humiliated all my crushes! Obama, Rubio, Jeb, Kasich, Romney, McCain...all dreamy, all-American symbols of true-conservative masculinity, all crushed by that uncouth orange interloper!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

87 Two years from now the NYT will confirm that the 2020 election was stolen.
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That's scheduled for December of 2024. When it's safe to admit, because they will want to call into question the November, 2024 result.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (V4Mlw)

88 I don't know if it's true, but supposedly the japs would severely constrict a girl's feet to stunt their growth and keel the feet "cute" and "tiny."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (cqX8U)

Thought that was a Chinese thing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (z5Vrg)

89 Trump really must have cut into these grifters graft.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (lgeFv)

90 Is this where Biden's bizarre statement about everybody subject to porn blackmail came from?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (eGTCV)

91 So cruel.

That's pretty weak cruel. I was hoping for a bitchslap that would French's and Goldberg's great-great-great-grandmas would feel.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (nfrXX)

92 re 50: well, they didn't swear that it was Russian disinformation, they said it sounded like R disinfo.

but that was good enough, what with people like Clapper and Brennan having 20/20 hearing.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (Ynyl9)

93 But if extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, ...

should blatantly obvious claims at least require some investigation of very substantial evidence? It's not like they were claiming he was a "Manchurian" plant who was really an agent of a foreign power (like they said about Trump.)
They were claiming he was as corrupt as everyone knew he was, and that his crackhead son was a crackhead.

No one barely talked about he really bad stuff on the laptop.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (5e+yZ)

94 Never trust a guy like David French, who can't reproduce because he's flaccid, and has to purchase children at auction.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (WSTFK)

95 As discussed earlier, the timing is suspicious. Why print this now?
Posted by: Diogenes

Something about Joe talking revenge pron and Zelensky ask speech.

This revelation and these two items are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (NW9xb)

96 That's surprising to me to. Where can this go? If they start taking out the family cut-outs for corruption, doesn't this threaten the entire political class?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (z5Vrg)
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I don't think they're taking anyone out. Sure, maybe the Politburo is playing 12-D chess to start forcing out Biden, but I kinda doubt it. This story is (was) a hot potato and this is a great time to come clean. It's a standard press whore move. The progression, approximately, is:
1. Deny any bad behavior by a Party member
2. Attack the credibility of any source indicating the bad behavior
3. Suppress the story as much as possible
4. Wait for a lull (like, say, early in an off-year election cycle and with other events taking up most of the national attention)
5. Publish the disingenuous mea culpa
6. If it ever comes up again, fall back to the "this is old news, it's already been handled, you're an obsessive conspiracy theorist" position to prevent it from getting traction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

97 They're 50 years old and they're still the little tubby boys who insist on wearing a t-shirt when they go into the pool.

Because we totally can't tell what's going on underneath that.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (0G13K)

Words hurt, Ace.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (SH2Zi)

98 Real, not real? It was obvious when the computer shop guy is in the same boat as the J6 prisoners.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (VVqfM)

99 As long as Pierre Omidyar keeps signing checks, David French will keep being a gimp in priest's clothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

100 But this time-- for real!-- they're totally telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about Russia and Ukraine!

Serious, you guys!

If you doubt that, you're a Putin-lover!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (+33yq)

101 >>I don't know if it's true, but supposedly the japs would severely constrict a girl's feet to stunt their growth and keel the feet "cute" and "tiny."


I think that's the Chinese.


The Japanese do it to try and turn their legs into tentacles.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (hIvZk)

102 Yes, yes, the laptop is real and it's Hunters. We don't know anything about any e-mails!
Posted by: Old Gray Bag Lady at March 17, 2022 02:52 PM (7bRMQ)
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the article confirmed those too, I thought I heard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (V4Mlw)

103 Any current count on how often these two mansierre-wearing fools have been wrong after piously denouncing all challengers to their wrongness?

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (H8QX8)

104 Oh, really? Odd that someone like Jen Psaki would lie about.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (xxTWX)

105 There is no media only Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

106 97 They're 50 years old and they're still the little tubby boys who insist on wearing a t-shirt when they go into the pool.

Because we totally can't tell what's going on underneath that.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (0G13K)

I wear a t-shirt to protect my pale, white skin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (eGTCV)

107
Now a pedo-male-feminist activist would counter my argument by telling me a "bra" is also a "torture device" "invented" by a "man."

To which I'd respond: Fuck you, pedo weirdo fascist.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (cqX8U)

108 101 >>I don't know if it's true, but supposedly the japs would severely constrict a girl's feet to stunt their growth and keel the feet "cute" and "tiny."

I think that's the Chinese.

The Japanese do it to try and turn their legs into tentacles.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (hIvZk)

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The Chinese do the feet thing. The Japanese paint their women's teeth black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

109 David French is a disgrace.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (eGTCV)

110 >>>Words hurt, Ace.


I'm writing for posterity, and posterity is VDH.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (0G13K)

111 Psychopaths. All of them.

Every Leftist share these traits. That's how you can identify fake Republicans.

Ends Justify the Means, Cognitive Dissonance, Projection , Inability to make logical comparisons

Inability to determine cause and effect,Congenital Liars, History only Starts Yesterday ,Presentism
Narcissism , Overly Bold.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (jYmdC)

112 56 On days like today I find myself hoping that both DC and NYC end up getting nuked, and getting nuked real soon.
---
I'm right with you.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (sWM8x)

113 4. Wait for a lull (like, say, early in an off-year election cycle and with other events taking up most of the national attention)
6. If it ever comes up again, fall back to the "this is old news, it's already been handled, you're an obsessive conspiracy theorist" position to prevent it from getting traction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

This is it, exactly. I don't question the timing. There is no better timing. Same as with Putin's invasion. There is no better timing.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (SH2Zi)

114 So yeah, I think it's credible. Is it the truth? Your guess is as good as mine.

Jonah Goldberg should try using his brain on occasion. Fat chance, I know. Maybe he can go enjoy a hot dog while continuing to ponder over its classification.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (DU+/6)

Yeah, you're absolutely right about drug addicts. I knew one who left his car at some apartment complex and forgot he even owned a car for two weeks, when someone asked him about it and he started wondering what had happened to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (trdmm)

115 I must confess, I don't find it funny one bit.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 17, 2022 02:51 PM (QYPq3)

Retired Military, we find a LOT of really shitty things, amusing...

Gallows humor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (oHd/0)

116 Scene at the NYT editorial board: "Oh, crap, I guess we're gonna have to admit that Hunter's laptop is genuine."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

117 Axis Sally got 12 years, I'd settle for French and others just being shunned for a few weeks - anything to show we still have shame.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (oWBc3)

118 i bet vdh would let me use a capital A in my name

He "gets" me.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (0G13K)

119 In a just world, French and Goldberg would be paraded to the center of town and pelted with rotting vegetables.

Which Goldberg would then gobble down like the fat pig he is.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (wtvvX)

120 How To Put A Stop To Twitter's Game Playing On Censorship : https://tinyurl.com/y5q35bwm

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (XY2qN)

121 Jerry Nadler wears a multi-person tent as a cover up at the beach.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (eGTCV)

122 >>>David French is a disgrace.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (eGTCV)

At least I'm not Canadian, like Frum.

Posted by: David French at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (QYPq3)

123 Lol.

@HolmesJosh

So it turns out I wasn't overselling the Hunter Biden laptop despite my "political operative" status.

@JonahDispatch

Replying to @HolmesJosh

Josh, you're a political operative though, right? Just trying to level set. (By the way, I think it's worth covering. I just think you guys -- as political operatives -- are wildly overselling it while playing the just-concerned-about-good-journalism-card).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (ptqGC)

124 But we can totally trust all the media, NeverTrump, IC and Democrats who lied about the laptop on the Ukraine situation!

Posted by: Venus at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (YVBLw)

125 Something about Joe talking revenge pron and Zelensky ask speech.

This revelation and these two items are not mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM (NW9xb)

Are you saying that Prexy Perfect is capable of blackmail?? Tut, tut, he always has been

Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (ONvIw)

126 >>>As discussed earlier, the timing is suspicious. Why print this now?

Easiest way out of blackmail, admit publicly what you are being blackmailed with. Now that the laptop is in the open how can Ukraine leverage their proof that it's real against the MSM and Biden? Answer they can't.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (T/vhV)

127 And the leftists tried to ruin the life of the computer repair shop owner who is now out of business.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (GezNK)

128 118 i bet vdh would let me use a capital A in my name

He "gets" me.
Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (0G13K)

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I don't get it you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

129
All of these people in the media, from right to left are so conformist in thought that it's just funny to watch them all trying to more the same than the next.

They're also all ugly, and sexless.

I wonder if they physically shave off their genitals to be more robotic and uniform.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (SKVme)

130
Also: The Diary Is Real, too.

ashley biden is a fucked up druggie whore with a checkered past as bad as her rotten brother's.

But, as Ace said, biden is totally expendable. Democrats do not care if we mock him or if biden continues to make a fool of himself every day. biden is merely a Vessel to make a Signature.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (cqX8U)

131 David French is against "profiteering" in journalism.

Omidyar will be delighted to hear it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (V4Mlw)

132 Unexpectedly(tm)!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (MmndN)

133 re 73: good thing, too, or they might have lost it

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (Ynyl9)

134 NeverTrumpers are not really cucks, they are homos pretending to be cucks that are pretending to like women.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (iDcra)

135 @JonahDispatch

Replying to @HolmesJosh

Josh, you're a political operative though, right? Just trying to level set. (By the way, I think it's worth covering. I just think you guys -- as political operatives -- are wildly overselling it while playing the just-concerned-about-good-journalism-card).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (ptqGC)

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But Rachel Maddow is just a journalist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

136 @JonahDispatch Replying to @HolmesJosh
Josh, you're a political operative though, right? Just trying to level set. (By the way, I think it's worth covering. I just think you guys -- as political operatives -- are wildly overselling it while playing the just-concerned-about-good-journalism-card).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (ptqGC)
++++
Jonah, here's a nickle's worth of free advice: get out more. You're using stupid business talk in public and it makes you look like an asshole. You're also clinging to the "I wasn't wrong even though I was wrong" rationalizations that make you come across as a teenage girl.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (DU+/6)

137 Retired Military, we find a LOT of really shitty things, amusing...

Gallows humor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 02:56 PM (oHd/0)

Yeah, it is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (SH2Zi)

138 5 As discussed earlier, the timing is suspicious. Why print this now?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 02:44 PM

====================

The Democrat PsTB running the show figured Biden would be a push but it has turned out Biden is a net detriment to the party. They likely won't just lose control of the House but probably the Senate and more governorships without a major overhaul in messaging (forgot policy changes, Jake, it's the Democrats) and something to generate excitement. I think the plan was that Harris would either step in early or quite late but they're desperate. They are also up against the catch-22 that if they wait until 2023 to replace Harris so that she can run in both 2024 and 2028, it means they will likely leave the choice of the VP to the Republicans in the House and Senate.

Posted by: Christopher B at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (bkRsQ)

139 HOW LONG UNTIL BIDEN GETS CUOMOED???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (wtvvX)

140 130 But, as Ace said, biden is totally expendable. Democrats do not care if we mock him or if biden continues to make a fool of himself every day. biden is merely a Vessel to make a Signature.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:58 PM (cqX8U)

=========

Biden is the standardbearer of the party and is dragging the whole party down with him. They care.

They also can't get rid of him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

141 We should have a do over election
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 17, 2022 02:47 PM (QxCZi)

More to the point, we should ask democrats if they think we should, because LIV will see them squirm.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (44ww/)

142 so what the new york times is saying is that putting russian in front of disinformation is like putting social in front of justice. it flips the meaning.

Posted by: cathy newman at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (uQFwj)

143 I don't get can't quit you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (LvTSG)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (DU+/6)

144 Welp, it's over. Jonah has been described as a turnip on Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

145 Could the longtime rumor be true? Joe Biden's first wife committed suicide by truck accident rather than continue to live with the Biden stain on her character.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:00 PM (V4Mlw)

146 The threat behind the scenes will be, "resign, or we'll destroy everything you have left."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

This. Remember what Rush taught us, that the demorat media never do anything without a motive, or approval. The long knives are coming out against the Demented One.

*goes long on popcorn futures

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 17, 2022 03:00 PM (WFMLs)

147 Re: French pretending he's quibbling about story verification -- Which part of the Russian Dossier was verified before the MSM made this is story for years?


Exit question: When the FBI finally got around to verifying it -- after intentionally not doing so for plausible deniability -- which reporters wrote about it being proved false?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:00 PM (MmndN)

148 And the leftists tried to ruin the life of the computer repair shop owner who is now out of business.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (GezNK)
--
A heard a dog bit a guy.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:00 PM (OaZlZ)

149 But Rachel Maddow is just a journalist.
____________

Didn't she deny that in a recent lawsuit? She defended herself in a defamation lawsuit by saying that nobody should take the things coming out of her mouth as "facts" because they were obviously not facts.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 03:00 PM (k4dH2)

150 Here's an idea. Lay out a few lines of Tannerite, along with a glass straw.

Then show it to Hunter, saying: "Lookee there, Coke!"

It'll be fun when he lights up the cigarette after snorting a few lines. (yeah, I know, cigarette won't do for the tannerite. Think Looney Tunes 'toon, and suspend yer disbelief!)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2022 03:00 PM (QzJWU)

151 To be fair "Tony Bobulinksi" does sound like the kind of made up Polish mafia name a drug addict would create.

Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2022 03:01 PM (FhXTo)

152 I'm fully expecting Biden to have a full-on shrieking meltdown temper tantrum.
Spittle will fly, the N-word will be dropped, no two words should be together. He will accuse the American people of being too stupid to know how brilliant he is.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 03:01 PM (eGTCV)

153 Political operative > fat slob pundit

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 03:01 PM (B1ik8)

154 I think the plan was that Harris would either step in early or quite late but they're desperate. They are also up against the catch-22 that if they wait until 2023 to replace Harris so that she can run in both 2024 and 2028, it means they will likely leave the choice of the VP to the Republicans in the House and Senate.
Posted by: Christopher B at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (bkRsQ)


Bingo. Also, you know why they keep sending Harris to Europe? Because it gets this mess all over her and makes her look less appealing as a replacement. The Biden admin is probably full of people who know that a Harris admin will clean house, and they aren't likely to find a soft landing in the party, so they're fighting back.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:01 PM (wmDcS)

155 47 The Times is 'leaning' away from Biden just in case the rest of the year continues as terribly as it has begun. If the mid-terms are a disaster, they will turn on Biden and try to choose someone to pick up the mantle for 2024.
Posted by: JB1000 at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (oDscr)
______________

Well, they've got Kamala Sutra. (laughs)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

156 >>Exit question: When the FBI finally got around to verifying it -- after intentionally not doing so for plausible deniability -- which reporters wrote about it being proved false?


As soon as they can credibly verify that they lost it and all of the backups.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:01 PM (hIvZk)

157 Could the longtime rumor be true? Joe Biden's first wife committed suicide by truck accident rather than continue to live with the Biden stain on her character.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:00 PM (V4Mlw)


Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2022 03:01 PM (0BHj9)

158 I still believe he'll run in 2024 and live to 2035.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

He may run (and lose) in 2024, but there is no way he is going to live another 13 years. Ask anyone with passing familiarity with dementia and they will tell you he is at stage 3, which means he probably has another 3-4 years before he becomes almost completely non-communicative or simply sleeps 23 hours/day. And he will be dead a year or two after that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (XIJ/X)

159 >>>As discussed earlier, the timing is suspicious. Why print this now?

Easiest way out of blackmail, admit publicly what you are being blackmailed with. Now that the laptop is in the open how can Ukraine leverage their proof that it's real against the MSM and Biden? Answer they can't.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (T/vhV)

Timing is perfect. Ukraine likely has much more. They were business partners with the big guy. You get ahead by claiming that which is obviously true is true, so you can use the "Russia disinformation" card on that which has yet to be dumped. Brandon was just relating that we all have or know someone who has or has used against them, revenge porn. These are opening moves.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (SH2Zi)

160 Chinese thing. You can see pictures of what the feet looked like. They actually broke them, folded the toes under the foot and bound them to stay that way. You could not walk on feet like that, which was the point.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)

161 >> The threat behind the scenes will be, "resign, or we'll destroy everything you have left."



Certainly, puts Biden's babbling about revenge porn yesterday in perspective, huh?

Now that the NYT is saying the laptop pics, texts, emails and docs are legit, he's switched to "How dare you spread photos taken at an intimate moment!?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (MmndN)

162 Is French related to Gates' "wife"? I might be verry distantly related to both of them. She looks like some of the wack-*** third cousins I have out west.

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (taPSh)

163 Bingo. Also, you know why they keep sending Harris to Europe? Because it gets this mess all over her and makes her look less appealing as a replacement.
___________

Interesting. I thought that they were doing it to give her some "statesmanship" patina.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

164 138
Posted by: Christopher B at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (bkRsQ)

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It's important to keep in mind that Democrats didn't start the 2020 election planning on getting Biden the nomination. Obama tried to talk him out of it. The NYT laid the groundwork for Kamala. The media pushed alternative (Buttigieg) after alternative (Warren) after alternative (Beto) to try and get anyone but Biden, but the media's efforts at creating Good Ole Joe (a pure media creation) for more than a decade had worked too well.

In conjunction with the crazy leftists, Biden was the only one with the name recognition to appeal to the more moderate members of the Democratic electorate in places like South Carolina (combined with last second BTS stuff to help keep Sanders from winning). They went to town cheating in the general with what they had, not what they wanted. They didn't plan on Joe. And Joe has turned out far worse than their worst nightmares.

They're lost, without a leader, and all of their power centers trying to gain what they can while still in positions to make it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

165 The Democrat PsTB running the show figured Biden would be a push but it has turned out Biden is a net detriment to the party. They likely won't just lose control of the House but probably the Senate and more governorships without a major overhaul in messaging (forgot policy changes, Jake, it's the Democrats) and something to generate excitement. I think the plan was that Harris would either step in early or quite late but they're desperate. They are also up against the catch-22 that if they wait until 2023 to replace Harris so that she can run in both 2024 and 2028, it means they will likely leave the choice of the VP to the Republicans in the House and Senate.
Posted by: Christopher B at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (bkRsQ)

That is all true; the fun part is that they're starting to realize that it's already too late to make any changes that will help; this Titanic has already hit the iceberg, and all they can do is listen to the band play while it sinks.

Of course it's not quite as funny when you realize the same thing has happened to our entire financial system.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (trdmm)

166 The NYT is doing this for the bad of the country. Not the good. The only question is the timing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (iDcra)

167 The left, the NeverTrump and the media:
Trump must prove he didn't pay whores to pee on the bed Obama slept in in Moscow or he is a Russian agent!

Also the left, the NeverTrump and the media:
Trump must prove Hunter's laptop is real via no less than a sworn statement by Hunter Biden himself or Trump is a Russian agent!

Pee pee dossier: False but rated true anyway.
Hunter's laptop: True but rated false anyway.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (+33yq)

168 Did they ever run a toxicology report on the former Mrs Biden?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (hIvZk)

169 Trump really must have cut into these grifters graft.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Sadly, we are in a death spiral because democrat and GOPe bribe streams were more important than the country.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (5kI0z)

170 I'm sure they would have treated Eric Trump's laptop with the same skepticism.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (kku4k)

171 Could the longtime rumor be true? Joe Biden's first wife committed suicide by truck accident rather than continue to live with the Biden stain on her character.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:00 PM (V4Mlw)

Brandon has not adduced any proof to the contrary.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (SH2Zi)

172 I mean, who hasn't had their son accidentally take photos of himself having intimate boom boom with his niece and then forget his laptop at the computer repair store, amiright?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (QYPq3)

173 Problem is that this is now OLD news. Even though it is now admitted as true, they already have all this black mail material out in the public domain... so nothing will really happen...

EXCEPT, it sets the precedent of 'well, we didn't care about this with Biden' which lowers the bar of what is acceptable behavior.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (oHd/0)

174 And the leftists tried to ruin the life of the computer repair shop owner who is now out of business.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2022 02:57 PM (GezNK)

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He has said his life was threatened. He moved to Colorado to be near family and does odd jobs now. By being an honest man and calling the FBI about the laptop, his life and business were destroyed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

175
To which I'd respond: Fuck you, pedo weirdo fascist.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (cqX8U)

Gotta disagree. Free those sweater puppies

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (NW9xb)

176 The proper response to this by Goldberg, French, et al should be abject and utter humiliation and debasement. They should write long mea culpas, complete apologies and retractions, with a full explanation why they did it. They should spend their time trying to rebuild their reputations, with deep humility and introspection, examining why they made the choices they did, and taking special time out to personally and genuinely apologize to the people they attacked or mocked over this.

That's what someone with a shred of honor and Christian dignity would do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (KZzsI)

177 Democrats in about 5 months:

"Gee, we were completely fooled by that Rotten Joe Biden we installed as POTUS!! But you can COMPLETELY trust the new guy that we'll be installing just weeks before the midterms!!!"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (wtvvX)

178 158 He may run (and lose) in 2024, but there is no way he is going to live another 13 years. Ask anyone with passing familiarity with dementia and they will tell you he is at stage 3, which means he probably has another 3-4 years before he becomes almost completely non-communicative or simply sleeps 23 hours/day. And he will be dead a year or two after that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (XIJ/X)

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Ah...but he is of the anointed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

179 160 Chinese thing. You can see pictures of what the feet looked like. They actually broke them, folded the toes under the foot and bound them to stay that way. You could not walk on feet like that, which was the point.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (5HBd1)
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They also grew enormously long finger nails on women, a tacit statement that they didn't - indeed, couldn't - work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

180 There were bad words and misspellings all over that laptop, a total sacrilegious shit-show. Now lets bow our heads in prayer.

Posted by: Davi French, I'm better than you at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (XY2qN)

181 the MSM fesses up to lying to you in the past to preserve their right to lie to you in the future

that is all

Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (us2H3)

182 If they weren't such serious issues it would be silly, it was obvious the russia hoax was fake from the very first day and the Hunter laptop was real from the very first day also.

But con men like french and goldberg follow ABC, Always Be Conning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (lgeFv)

183 Interesting. I thought that they were doing it to give her some "statesmanship" patina.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (YqDXo)


Unlikely. At this point everyone knows that she's an idiot who doesn't do the necessary work to pull that off, and is too arrogant to listen to advisors. She might be pushing behind the scenes to have a bigger role, but I doubt it. I think that they want her to publicly fail, because it hurts her image.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (wmDcS)

184 @88 Thought that was a Chinese thing.

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It was. It often made it difficult for a woman to walk, and sometimes got infected and killed her.

I'll note that both of the foreign dynasties in China - the Yuan and the Qing - worked to get rid of the practice.

Posted by: Junior at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (HfIi5)

185 Michael Isikoff
@Isikoff
In the category of - didn't see this coming

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A common phrase among lefty journalists and blind prostitutes - BIRM

Posted by: 29Victor at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (BJKQV)

186 Didn't she deny that in a recent lawsuit? She defended herself in a defamation lawsuit by saying that nobody should take the things coming out of her mouth as "facts" because they were obviously not facts.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 03:00 PM (k4dH2)
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Gotta keep your eyes on the clown nose on these Info-tainment shows.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (OaZlZ)

187 So, this is the way they're going to unseat Senile Joe.

I was beginning to think he was going to get the Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria treatment. And, for much the same reason. His out of control spending is threatening to bankrupt the country and destroy the economy.

Now, Soros may be happy about that prospect cuz then he can do to the dollar what he did the pound. Only he stands to gain tens of trillions in this deal.

But, anyone else with a shoe size IQ and possibly a wisp of patriotism, can see where Biden is taking us and a 3rd World Defaulting America runs nothing, is nothing, and it certainly isn't have the reserve currency for the world. That means, the scam, the grift, the worldwide corruption, and easy bucks is over for all but the very tip top of Our Betters.

While I'm disappointed that I can't say, "Joe Biden didn't kill himself", I'm somewhat happy that maybe maybe maybe the .001% of non-insane Democrats are trying to right the ship.

We'll see.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (5NkmN)

188 "What an unappealing, unfortunate-looking woman."

Apparently, you've never seen Ms. PissHockey naked.

Posted by: Marooned at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (w6hJ9)

189 I mean, who hasn't had their son accidentally take photos of himself having intimate boom boom with his niece and then forget his laptop at the computer repair store, amiright?

Really. Raise your hand he who has not recorded themselves having sex with underage girls, reporting taking huge bribes and kicking back money to Joe Biden, and securing no-work jobs while whining that nobody else in the family works as hard as they do!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:05 PM (KZzsI)

190 Good grief. I learned yesterday that Geraldo is just 8 months younger than Joey. Say what you want about Jerry Rivers, but the guy is in shape. Compare and contrast to the husk in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 03:05 PM (ptqGC)

191 HOW LONG UNTIL BIDEN GETS CUOMOED???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2022 02:59 PM (wtvvX)

I don't want anything to happen to him while Nancy Pelosi's alive.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Murderess at March 17, 2022 03:05 PM (Sdlpf)

192 They're lost, without a leader, and all of their power centers trying to gain what they can while still in positions to make it happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

Good point. And it's obvious to everyone now, not just us, that the people they were trying to push - Beto? Buttiegieg? Good god, Bloomberg??? - were all pathetic non-entities. What's really hilarious was that their only viable back-up plan that looked possible for a while there was Andrew Cuomo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:05 PM (trdmm)

193 Zodiac's father killed Kennedy. Was he acting under the CIA's direction at the time? Signs point to yes.

Posted by: Tinfoil Wrapped Magic 8 Ball at March 17, 2022 03:05 PM (KFhLj)

194 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

Standard operating procedure by the FBI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2022 03:05 PM (GezNK)

195 If you like to be horrified, they called them "lotus feet"

https://tinyurl.com/ysr5j3h5

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 17, 2022 03:05 PM (5HBd1)

196 wearing a t-shirt when they go into the pool.

Because we totally can't tell what's going on underneath that.

Posted by: Capital-A Ace because damnit I deserve it at March 17, 2022 02:50 PM (0G13K)

I wear a t-shirt to protect my pale, white skin.
Posted by: N.L. Urker,


And to spare the audience.

Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (FhXTo)

197 Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 02:54 PM

Those sound remarkably like Alinsky corollaries.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (bPH26)

198 Hunter Biden's laptop would not have been authenticated had someone up the chain not wanted it authenticated and publicized. In a normal world, there would be impeachment proceedings forthcoming because Joe Biden is clearly implicated in an influence-peddling scam. This won't happen, but what will happen is Biden will no longer be floating remarks about seeking a second term.

So who do Biden's handlers have picked for the 2024 nomination? It can't be Kamala Harris. Please tell me it can't be Kamala Harris.

Posted by: troyriser at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (3nGt1)

199 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

Standard operating procedure by the FBI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2022 03:05 PM (GezNK)

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Sadly, yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

200 It was. It often made it difficult for a woman to walk, and sometimes got infected and killed her.

Posted by: Junior at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (HfIi5)
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I heard the other day that it made for muscular vaginas for the Chinese men.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (OaZlZ)

201 This is known. It has been known for a long time. Will there be consequences for those involved?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (IDhUW)

202 They also grew enormously long finger nails on women, a tacit statement that they didn't - indeed, couldn't - work.

"I'm sure I do not know what you are talking about"
--Every woman working at a counter for customer service now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

203 And the leftists tried to ruin the life of the computer repair shop owner who is now out of business.

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I didn't know he was out of business now. That's really tragic, yet perfectly illustrates the state of America today. Don't dare cross, sully, impugn or harm a high profile Democrat in any way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (sVtYq)

204 They are also up against the catch-22 that if they wait until 2023 to replace Harris so that she can run in both 2024 and 2028
____________

The flaw in their plan is that Harris couldn't win a national election to be ratcatcher. She barely won in California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

205 192 They're lost, without a leader, and all of their power centers trying to gain what they can while still in positions to make it happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

Good point. And it's obvious to everyone now, not just us, that the people they were trying to push - Beto? Buttiegieg? Good god, Bloomberg??? - were all pathetic non-entities. What's really hilarious was that their only viable back-up plan that looked possible for a while there was Andrew Cuomo.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:05 PM (trdmm)

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The cheating in the Democratic primary of 2024 is going to be hilarious, and with leftist power centers at war with each other, stuff is going to come out in the media about it. Forgotten by the general election, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

206 145 Could the longtime rumor be true? Joe Biden's first wife committed suicide by truck accident rather than continue to live with the Biden stain on her character.
____________

It has long been suspected that it was an attempt by Mrs. Biden to kill herself and her kids so that they wouldn't end up being raised by her husband's adulterous slut Jill. Neila Biden inexplicably pulled out in front of a semi from a stopped position, giving the truck driver (who was traumatized for life by the accident) almost no time to react. He swerved wildly but was still unable to avoid hitting her vehicle. Neila and her baby daughter Naomi were killed, the two boys survived (and ended up being raised by Jill, and we know how well that turned out for them).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (k4dH2)

207 And to spare the audience.
Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (FhXTo)

That too.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (eGTCV)

208 Sure helps to have the World War 3 breaking out as news cover for the Times to walk-back their "Russian DisInfo" falsities.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (V4Mlw)

209 They went to town cheating in the general with what they had, not what they wanted. They didn't plan on Joe. And Joe has turned out far worse than their worst nightmares.

They're lost, without a leader, and all of their power centers trying to gain what they can while still in positions to make it happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)


I'm still convinced that they never expected Biden to win, and only pulled out all the stops on election night because they saw the House returns and were terrified. It was supposed to be a blue wave, and instead Trump nearly pulled the GOP into the majority. If he'd done so, won reelection, and held onto the Senate it would have been a compete repudiation of the Dems and a vindication of Trumpism as a political philosophy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (wmDcS)

210 Sean Davis
@seanmdav

Isikoff thought the dossier was true and the laptop story was fake.

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That zero-credibility hack fraud faggot is still around?

He should have had the Kenneth beaten out of him frequently 35 years ago.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (Awz1U)

211 I've been telling people since 2007-2008 after Conservatives punched Right concerning Obama that commies didn't radicalize me. Conservatives radicalized me, and I'm far from alone in this sentiment in the under 50 age group.

Posted by: Side Boob Tattoo Artist at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (LZukz)

212 They also grew enormously long finger nails on women, a tacit statement that they didn't - indeed, couldn't - work.


Also a tacit statement that they didn't wipe their ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (/u9eL)

213 What's really hilarious was that their only viable back-up plan that looked possible for a while there was Andrew Cuomo.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Heh. Avenatti

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (bPH26)

214 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

Ah yes...The Chinese. What a wonderful and sophisticated culture!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (XIJ/X)

215 As predicted by Gene Roddenberry in Star Wars,

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (cqX8U)

*Twitch*

Posted by: Robert types deletes types deletes at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (xchhQ)

216 "First Son"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (mR6Gs)

217 "I'm sure I do not know what you are talking about"
--Every woman working at a counter for customer service now
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (KZzsI)
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It's funny, but just doing DIY work ends up shredding and splitting finger nails if they're of any length at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

218 209 I'm still convinced that they never expected Biden to win, and only pulled out all the stops on election night because they saw the House returns and were terrified. It was supposed to be a blue wave, and instead Trump nearly pulled the GOP into the majority. If he'd done so, won reelection, and held onto the Senate it would have been a compete repudiation of the Dems and a vindication of Trumpism as a political philosophy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (wmDcS)

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Stealing obviously and then fucking up governance of the whole nation will surely convince the proles that Trump was wrong!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

219 next move in Ukraine

let go chemweps

and then blame it you know who

Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2022 03:08 PM (us2H3)

220 >> Neila and her baby daughter Naomi were killed, the two boys survived (and ended up being raised by Jill, and we know how well that turned out for them).


I saw a documentary series on that online :

My Family Pies I think it was called.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:08 PM (hIvZk)

221 "They're 50 years old and they're still the little tubby boys who insist on wearing a t-shirt when they go into the pool."

I just choked on Irish Soda Bread. Save me. Better yet, get French or Goldberg. They'll probably eat it out my throat.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:08 PM (VpIIl)

222
I could see Biden's handlers deliberately positioning Kamala to fail. But I doubt they'd do it by sending her to embarrass herself in Ukraine. They'd need something juicier than that. The media will either black that out, or report it as inspiring & strong & brave & historic and totes awesome, and beautiful and did I mention inspiring?

They'd use a bombshell, and order a full-court media press. Anything else fizzles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 03:08 PM (SKVme)

223 As predicted by Gene Roddenberry in Star Wars, today's type of "eugenics" and "genetic engineering" via Social Engineering and crude physical practices will be totally outlawed in a hundred years if civilization should survive that long because we are going backwards, fast.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (cqX8U)

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Nope. Definitely Logan's Run.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

224 I just choked on Irish Soda Bread. Save me. Better yet, get French or Goldberg. They'll probably eat it out my throat.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:08 PM (VpIIl)
++++
So you want to make out with NT?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:09 PM (DU+/6)

225 >>I mean, who hasn't had their son accidentally take photos of himself having intimate boom boom with his niece and then forget his laptop at the computer repair store, amiright?


I still don't get why he has many pictures of himself passed out. Weird.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:09 PM (MmndN)

226 "...commies didn't radicalize me. Conservatives radicalized me..."

Posted by: Side Boob Tattoo Artist at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (LZukz)

Interesting. And I'll bet that applies to a lot more people than we might think.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2022 03:09 PM (XIJ/X)

227 The proper response to this by Goldberg, French, et al should be...

That's what someone with a shred of honor and Christian dignity would do.


I'm afraid that your conclusion refutes your premise.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2022 03:09 PM (nfrXX)

228 Oh, and Jonah? What is the difference between a Political operative, and a 'Journalist'?

A Political Operative is honest in who he works for.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 03:09 PM (oHd/0)

229 As predicted by Gene Roddenberry in Star Wars,

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (cqX8U

Uh that would be Battlestar Galatic. .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 03:09 PM (B1ik8)

230 So the NYT is angling for president Nazi Pelosi?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (eGTCV)

231 Trump lied to are Black Presdent and that is far worse than this ...............

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (+meOn)

232 So who do Biden's handlers have picked for the 2024 nomination? It can't be Kamala Harris. Please tell me it can't be Kamala Harris.
Posted by: troyriser at March 17, 2022 03:06 PM (3nGt1)
___________

Are you kidding? I hope it is Harris. Harris v. DeSantis would be a bloodbath for the Dems.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

233 East Texas: 40 Year Old living with his parents doesn't get his way in a dentist office (dentures!), returns to his vehicle, grabs his gun and shoots both dentists, killing them.

Welcome to the participation trophy generation. Well done, Millennials.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

234
Well, Zelensky (or Putin?) ain't playing games it looks like.
This stuff is dripping out pretty consistently now.
Because it was going to anyway.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (8I+CL)

235 @145 Could the longtime rumor be true? Joe Biden's first wife committed suicide by truck accident rather than continue to live with the Biden stain on her character.

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She had her kids in the car, so I doubt it. I will, however, entertain the idea that she was having a phone conversation, got upset and distracted due to something involving her husband and not yet Dr. Jill, and didn't see the truck she hit as a result.

Posted by: Junior at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (HfIi5)

236 230 So the NYT is angling for president Nazi Pelosi?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (eGTCV)
____________

President Paul von Hindenburg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

237 I could see Biden's handlers deliberately positioning Kamala to fail. But I doubt they'd do it by sending her to embarrass herself in Ukraine. They'd need something juicier than that. The media will either black that out, or report it as inspiring & strong & brave & historic and totes awesome, and beautiful and did I mention inspiring?

They'd use a bombshell, and order a full-court media press. Anything else fizzles.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 03:08 PM (SKVme)


They've been sending her out a lot of places: the Border, Ukraine, etc. And it's less about the public and more the rest of the party. The average joe might not pay much attention (although her polling suggests she's not doing well) but Dems with influence do see her idiocy, and they're the ones ultimately who need to be convinced.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (wmDcS)

238 As I mentioned earlier, Hunter told a Russian hooker he believed his Russian "friends" he was hanging out with stole one of his computers. And it had a lot of video on it.

I'm sure Pooty Poot has probably had Hunter laptop viewing parties.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

239 Unless Joe dies, Joe Biden will be president in 2024. I think people underestimate the thrill that the Biden politburo gets out of revealing the joke to anybody who is watching closely. The President is a sham. Try to do something do about it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (OaZlZ)

240 >>there's a federal grand jury investigating Hunter Biden. The media can't entirely bury the story.

I've been told this doesn't matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

241 So the NYT is angling for president Nazi Pelosi?

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Oh no, my fair lad. We have to suffer through Cackles first.

Maybe she can ask Hillaroid to be her VP when the time comes.

Cackles and Cankles.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (sVtYq)

242 I could see Biden's handlers deliberately positioning Kamala to fail. But I doubt they'd do it by sending her to embarrass herself in Ukraine. They'd need something juicier than that. The media will either black that out, or report it as inspiring & strong & brave & historic and totes awesome, and beautiful and did I mention inspiring?

They'd use a bombshell, and order a full-court media press. Anything else fizzles.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2022 03:08 PM (SKVme)
++++
I don't think they sent her to Europe to fail, I think they sent her to look "presidential" and set her up for increased popularity and credibility in case she has to take the reins.

This should have been a layup. Everyone already knows the score: we're going to hurl money and hardware at Ukraine, posture about Russia, pander to the globalists, and not put soldiers on the ground or airmen in the sky. She was there to talk about it and look good doing it. She failed. She shouldn't have failed. Almost anyone should be able to do the job she was sent to do in Europe. This was a real opportunity for her, and she fucked it up. She could fuck up a wet dream.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (DU+/6)

243 "So you want to make out with NT?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:09 PM (DU+/6)"

No, I want to puke on their bulbous faces.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (WSTFK)

244
. Brandon was just relating that we all have or know someone who has or has used against them, revenge porn. These are opening moves.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 03:02 PM (SH2Zi)

I agree, but it's bigger than Biden. When Z said that the fall of Ukraine would have disastrous consequences, he was talking to more than Biden, and probably more than money. When Russia said the American pols removed the legitimate President, the said "disinformation" and the story vanished. Whatever Putin knows, Z and his oligarch buddies know, too

Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (ONvIw)

245 >>She had her kids in the car, so I doubt it. I will, however, entertain the idea that she was having a phone conversation, got upset and distracted due to something involving her husband and not yet Dr. Jill, and didn't see the truck she hit as a result.


Check the date. Cell phone would be highly unlikely.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (hIvZk)

246 Why print this now?

HRC

Posted by: Squid at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (/laOj)

247 I still don't get why he has many pictures of himself passed out. Weird.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:09 PM (MmndN)
______________

Not just why, but how? Who took the pictures?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

248 She had her kids in the car, so I doubt it. I will, however, entertain the idea that she was having a phone conversation, got upset and distracted due to something involving her husband and not yet Dr. Jill, and didn't see the truck she hit as a result.
Posted by: Junior at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (HfIi5)


It was 1972, there were no cell phones. And "I'm going to kill myself and the kids" is a not too uncommon response from women.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (wmDcS)

249 East Texas: 40 Year Old living with his parents doesn't get his way in a dentist office (dentures!), returns to his vehicle, grabs his gun and shoots both dentists, killing them.

Welcome to the participation trophy generation. Well done, Millennials.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)


40 year old with dentures = meth

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Ez6QX)

250 >>>I will, however, entertain the idea that she was having a phone conversation, got upset and distracted due to something involving her husband and not yet Dr. Jill, and didn't see the truck she hit as a result.

Posted by: Junior at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (HfIi5)

In 1972? Not likely.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (QYPq3)

251 If Dems figure out how to ditch Biden safely they'll move to destroy him & blame all of the Democrat policy failures on him personally. This helps lay the groundwork for that.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (BJKQV)

252 I don't want anything to happen to him while Nancy Pelosi's alive.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Murderess


I want Joe to shit himself silly on national tv, and nanzi gets so excited she strokes out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (/u9eL)

253 It may be that the authentication came out b/c the Dem power centers disagree with Biden's approach to Ukraine...or realize he is truly incapable of having an approach.

And if Kamala hadn't be horrific, they might have been okay with letting her handle it...but she is, so here we are...

Posted by: Nova local at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (exHjb)

254 No, I want to puke on their bulbous faces.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (WSTFK)
++++
HAHAHA. Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

255 It's almost like we can't believe anybody!

Posted by: Weasel at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (0IeYL)

256 Oh good God, Hannity is starting the covid fear porn. Fuck this turd.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (iDcra)

257 After the Apollo moon missions, samples.were sent world-wide. As the last rock left Houston, NASA realized they'd left the NYT off the list. So rather than try to get a sample back, they went out back and grabbed a dried up cow pie from a nearby ranchers herd and sent it to the NYT science editor.
Six weeks later their headlines read: PROOF COW DID JUMP OVER MOON!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (axyOa)

258

"Just trying to level set. "

LOL

FOH with that shit. Level set. Oh, he's Mr Science now or something. Setting levels, gettin all technical!

Seems this shit was released for cover.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (XnbJC)

259 246 Why print this now?

HRC
Posted by: Squid at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (/laOj)
__________

That's a good guess. She's been warming up in the bullpen as Biden train wreck has unfolded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

260 next move in Ukraine

let go chemweps

and then blame it you know who
Posted by: REDACTED

PutLeR DiD IT! DuH!

Posted by: Side Boob Tattoo Artist at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (LZukz)

261 Apparently, you've never seen Ms. PissHockey naked.

Posted by: Marooned at March 17, 2022 03:04 PM (w6hJ9)

Come on. Some of us have to eat in 2023.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (ANssJ)

262 She had her kids in the car, so I doubt it. I will, however, entertain the idea that she was having a phone conversation, got upset and distracted due to something involving her husband and not yet Dr. Jill, and didn't see the truck she hit as a result.
Posted by: Junior at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (HfIi5)

phone? In 1972?

Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (ONvIw)

263 Mommy? Do we have a family photo album?

Posted by: Sad Hunter Biden baby at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (pK7cg)

264 By the way, Pelosi's Bono poetry reading popped up on my Twitter feed. It is every bit as cringe as you'd expect.

Her reading is followed by pretty young Irish dancers, and the dirty old pervs taking cellphone videos of them is even more cringe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

265 >>So who do Biden's handlers have picked for the 2024 nomination? It can't be Kamala Harris. Please tell me it can't be Kamala Harris.


Have you not seen me stepping back into the spotlight in recent months?

Posted by: Hillary! 2024 at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (MmndN)

266 This busty redhead in a tight dress doesn't read the NYT or listen to the cucks on Twitter:
https://is.gd/UeuJ9V

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (DU+/6)

267 Was he acting under the CIA's direction at the time? Signs point to yes.

It was that dumbass Giancana who was the front man for the Chicago Mob at the time. The mafia in general was angry at Kennedy for rewarding being elected by Mafia fraud by unleashing his kid brother Robert to attack the mob. Basically Joe Kennedy lied about everything he promised and Giancana ordered the hit. Without the Mafia leader approval, including his own boss Accardo who ran the Chicago Outfit behind the scenes for decades.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

268 Hillary isn't going to be the nominee. She's dirtier than Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

269
So my comparison of the chinese torturing girls to make them a certain way to the "trans" torture of kids today is apt.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (cqX8U)

270 ______________

Not just why, but how? Who took the pictures?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (YqDXo)



The whores he was banging. They just didn't steal his shit before they left because they knew he'd keep coming back for more.

Cash Cow, baby.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

271 go chemweps

It was the dog!!

Posted by: Farting Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (LCzyp)

272 40 year old with dentures = meth
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Ez6QX)
___________

Good call. Especially a 40 year old living with mom and dad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

273 If he'd done so, won reelection, and held onto the Senate it would have been a compete repudiation of the Dems and a vindication of Trumpism as a political philosophy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:07 PM (wmDcS)

And now, they're going to see a far greater repudiation this fall than they ever would have if they'd played it straight. I'm starting to think that 2022 might be one of those generational reset elections, like 1932, not just a red wave. That is an election where a big part of the electorate switches sides and stays there for a generation or more. (In State politics, Texas had a generational reset election in 1994 - not a single democrat has been elected to a statewide office since then)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (trdmm)

274 >>there's a federal grand jury investigating Hunter Biden. The media can't entirely bury the story.

I've been told this doesn't matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

By history.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (SH2Zi)

275 I think early the politburo might have had some idea about replacing Joe with Kamala. But Kamela has failed the Eliza Dolittle treatment. And now they just enjoy rubbing your face in it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (OaZlZ)

276 She could fuck up a wet dream.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (DU+/6)

Willie Brown - "Not mine, fortunately".

Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

277 Hillary isn't going to be the nominee. She's dirtier than Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)


Plus a rerun of 2016 would have Trump winning by a larger margin.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (wmDcS)

278 Right now, their are Russian soldiers who invaded Ukraine that are taking a break from launching artillery at women and children, so they can view Hunter Biden's laptop porn. They saw it advertised on posters in Moscow.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (WSTFK)

279 240 >>there's a federal grand jury investigating Hunter Biden. The media can't entirely bury the story.

I've been told this doesn't matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

It doesn't...til the power brokers tell the media to make it matter...we may be approaching that time...

Posted by: Nova local at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (exHjb)

280 268 Hillary isn't going to be the nominee. She's dirtier than Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)
___________

The MSM will scrub her up in no time flat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

281 >> Basically Joe Kennedy lied about everything he promised and Giancana ordered the hit.


But JFK was gonna save us ALL from the evil CIA!

That shit never ges old.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (hIvZk)

282 Fact Check: The Paper of Record is The Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (NsE9F)

283 265 >>So who do Biden's handlers have picked for the 2024 nomination? It can't be Kamala Harris. Please tell me it can't be Kamala Harris.

=========

Biden's handlers are probably aiming to keep Biden on the ticket for 2024.

Kamala is going to run against him in the primaries in 2024 because she probably knows they'll dump her from the ticket should he win the nomination again. This will put blood in the water, and we'll see at least five candidates for president on the Democratic side when the incumbent president is already running.

It will be to laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

284 I still don't get why he has many pictures of himself passed out. Weird.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:09 PM (MmndN)

In drunk and druggie "culture" (for lack of a more apt descriptor) it's a badge of honor. Everything is inverted to rationalize the sickness's continuation.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (ANssJ)

285 Monmouth, a Democrat polling org if ever there was one, has Biden at 39 % today, well below where PDJT was this time last year after 24/7 propaganda attacks for four years and in the midst of fake-impeachment crisis part deux.

The Cheney Crime Family wants to go to the mattresses, and allow Raythen to make Moderna-level money, but Biden cannot, because the country finds him revolting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (WH35S)

286 I've been told this doesn't matter.

Wake us when it does.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

287 @262
phone? In 1972?

----

Good point. Maybe something she'd just read, then. Regardless, I don't think the crash was intentional.

Posted by: Junior at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (HfIi5)

288
She had her kids in the car, so I doubt it. I will, however, entertain the idea that she was having a phone conversation, got upset and distracted due to something involving her husband and not yet Dr. Jill, and didn't see the truck she hit as a result.
____________

The accident happened in 1972, long before cell phones, and Joe Biden had just won his first senate race and didn't have the need or the money for a car phone, which cost thousands of dollars at that time.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (k4dH2)

289 >>It doesn't...til the power brokers tell the media to make it matter...we may be approaching that time...

I've also been told the power brokers would never let the grand jury happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)

290 Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Should be a quick trial followed by a lethal injection.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (B1ik8)

291 272 40 year old with dentures = meth
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Ez6QX)
___________
Good call. Especially a 40 year old living with mom and dad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

Oh yeah, I've known cops who look at mugshots and say "yep, Meth-Mouth."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (trdmm)

292 272 40 year old with dentures = meth
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 03:12 PM (Ez6QX)
___________

Good call. Especially a 40 year old living with mom and dad.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

But.... Dentists...

/flashes back to Little Shop of Horror Be a Dentists Song

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (oHd/0)

293 Anyone else think of the tortuous japanese customs (geisha girls) when they read about "tucking" "instructions" from "medical" "professionals?"

I don't know if it's true, but supposedly the japs would severely constrict a girl's feet to stunt their growth and keel the feet "cute" and "tiny."

As predicted by Gene Roddenberry in Star Wars, today's type of "eugenics" and "genetic engineering" via Social Engineering and crude physical practices will be totally outlawed in a hundred years if civilization should survive that long because we are going backwards, fast.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:53 PM (cqX8U)

Foot binding was a Chinese custom for the aristocrats, not Japanese or for working girls.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (eoQWY)

294 271 go chemweps
...
Posted by: Farting Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (LCzyp)

chemweps >>> chemjeff

Posted by: Judean Peoples Front at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (BgMrQ)

295 40 year old with dentures = meth
Posted by: Jordan61

40 year old murderer = prison.

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (arJlL)

296 285 Monmouth, a Democrat polling org if ever there was one, has Biden at 39 % today, well below where PDJT was this time last year after 24/7 propaganda attacks for four years and in the midst of fake-impeachment crisis part deux.

The Cheney Crime Family wants to go to the mattresses, and allow Raythen to make Moderna-level money, but Biden cannot, because the country finds him revolting.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (WH35S)

==========

Well, I guess his war stance bump is done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

297 Oh you want to know what will happen to Hunter?

See: Smollett, Jussie

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (ANssJ)

298 /off Monty Python sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (BgMrQ)

299 But JFK was gonna save us ALL from the evil CIA!

My guess is the CIA either helped or stood aside and allowed the hit. They probably suggested Oswald as the hitter, since he'd have no connection at all with the mob and was a total wild card who would do anything he was told.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (KZzsI)

300 >>Wake us when it does.

Wakey, wakey.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)

301 175
To which I'd respond: Fuck you, pedo weirdo fascist.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 02:55 PM (cqX8U)

Gotta disagree. Free those sweater puppies
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM

My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

302 And now, they're going to see a far greater repudiation this fall than they ever would have if they'd played it straight. I'm starting to think that 2022 might be one of those generational reset elections, like 1932, not just a red wave. That is an election where a big part of the electorate switches sides and stays there for a generation or more. (In State politics, Texas had a generational reset election in 1994 - not a single democrat has been elected to a statewide office since then)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (trdmm)


Yup. It's funny that in cheating they may have spared Trump from the fallout of decades of bad policy decisions, allowing him to run in 2024 and if he wins, waltz into office with a mandate to rebuild. At the same time they've burned every scrap of cultural and political capital which they had.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (wmDcS)

303 277 Hillary isn't going to be the nominee. She's dirtier than Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

Plus a rerun of 2016 would have Trump winning by a larger margin.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (wmDcS)
___________

YOU think that, and I think that, but does the DNC think that? That's the question. They're pretty delusional. After all, they originally thought Harris was a shoo-in for the nomination.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

304 40 year old with dentures = meth
Posted by: Jordan61

Or in these here parts:
40 year old with dentures = Mountain Dew

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (WFMLs)

305 295 40 year old with dentures = meth
Posted by: Jordan61

40 year old murderer = prison.
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (arJlL)

And he'll get his dentures on our dime

#winning

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (BgMrQ)

306 >>In drunk and druggie "culture" (for lack of a more apt descriptor) it's a badge of honor. Everything is inverted to rationalize the sickness's continuation.


So keeping pictures of yourself passed out with a crackpipe inches from your face is a thing?
That's messed up. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (MmndN)

307 >>So who do Biden's handlers have picked for the 2024 nomination? It can't be Kamala Harris. Please tell me it can't be Kamala Harris.

=========

Biden's handlers are probably aiming to keep Biden on the ticket for 2024.

Kamala is going to run against him in the primaries in 2024 because she probably knows they'll dump her from the ticket should he win the nomination again. This will put blood in the water, and we'll see at least five candidates for president on the Democratic side when the incumbent president is already running.

It will be to laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

Kamala won't get a nickel for running against Biden from anyone. If he runs, she's either on the ticket too or goes home.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

308 278 Right now, their are Russian soldiers who invaded Ukraine that are taking a break from launching artillery at women and children, so they can view Hunter Biden's laptop porn. They saw it advertised on posters in Moscow.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:14 PM (WSTFK)

Nope, we cut them off from the Internet. Now, Ukrainians can see it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (oHd/0)

309 This busty redhead in a tight dress doesn't read the NYT or listen to the cucks on Twitter:
https://is.gd/UeuJ9V
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (DU+/6)
===============
She won the "Will own the most jewelry" prize in her high school year book

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (WH35S)

310
Should be a quick trial followed by a lethal injection.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (B1ik8 )



He's now up on 2 counts capital murder and a few assault charges for pointing his weapon at office staff and threatening them.

I'm hoping the GWB Texas Execution Express Lane is still in play for that fuck......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

311 " -- Biden is not running in 2024;"

Steven Green, (AKA VodkaPundit,) used the word, "senescent," to describe Nancy Pelosi yesterday. Maybe he should have reserved said word for sleepy, creepy Uncle Joe who's biden time 'till Satan calls him home.

Posted by: Marooned at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (w6hJ9)

312 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

Pics?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (SH2Zi)

313 302 Yup. It's funny that in cheating they may have spared Trump from the fallout of decades of bad policy decisions, allowing him to run in 2024 and if he wins, waltz into office with a mandate to rebuild. At the same time they've burned every scrap of cultural and political capital which they had.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (wmDcS)

=======

We'd have inflation now. Maybe not as bad, but the media would be playing it up like crazy, and Trump wouldn't be able to just sit back and point to Biden for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

314 289 >>It doesn't...til the power brokers tell the media to make it matter...we may be approaching that time...

I've also been told the power brokers would never let the grand jury happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:15 PM (ZLI7S)

Nah, you gotta always have a plan B...and a plan C...and something to hang over the head of the person who does your bidding...

Posted by: Nova local at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (exHjb)

315 40 year old with dentures = meth
Posted by: Jordan61
----
Or in these here parts:
40 year old with dentures = Mountain Dew
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (WFMLs)
++++
Power of and?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (DU+/6)

316 But JFK was gonna save us ALL from the evil CIA!
---
The JFK that phone-tapped his enemies? That guy?

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (OaZlZ)

317 This busty redhead in a tight dress doesn't read the NYT or listen to the cucks on Twitter:
https://is.gd/UeuJ9V
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (DU+/6)


If she played her cards right, I'd teach her the secrets of what is beneath a Irishman's kilt.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (axyOa)

318 >>My guess is the CIA either helped or stood aside and allowed the hit. They probably suggested Oswald as the hitter, since he'd have no connection at all with the mob and was a total wild card who would do anything he was told.


I just think it is funny that people still want to lionize the dead Kennedy brothers while ignoring the father and the murdering senator. John John and Robert were the 'Good' ones. Yuh - huh.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (hIvZk)

319 297 Oh you want to know what will happen to Hunter?

See: Smollett, Jussie
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM

Don't forget about me!

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (JCZqz)

320 I DiDn'T vOtE fOr HuNtEr BiDeN!

Posted by: Derpton Derpington DeDerp IV at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (oedLL)

321 I think they've decided that Joe Biden --an absolute embarrassment on the world stage--HAS to go, and as bad as Kamala Harris is, they can at least shut up her critics by calling them racist and misogynistic.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (mR6Gs)

322 Wakey, wakey.

Hunter Biden was indicted and arrested for multiple charges? You'd think that would be in the news somewhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (KZzsI)

323 309 This busty redhead in a tight dress doesn't read the NYT or listen to the cucks on Twitter:

Is that Obama's magic hedge?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV)

324
So keeping pictures of yourself passed out with a crackpipe inches from your face is a thing?
That's messed up. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (MmndN)



When you KNOW your actions have no consequence, there's really nothing holding you back or giving you a reason to care one way or the other.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

325 It was 1972, there were no cell phones. And "I'm going to kill myself and the kids" is a not too uncommon response from women.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile


I think it likely she realized she had married a monster and he was gaining power. Decided to save her kids from ... well from what they are now.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (5e+yZ)

326 Media: a protection/extortion racket.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (4eKPg)

327 307 Kamala won't get a nickel for running against Biden from anyone. If he runs, she's either on the ticket too or goes home.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (eoQWY)

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I'm pretty sure she's Obama's girl. Obama's people will fund her. They knew she was a dolt when she was in California, and they still propped her up after she got to DC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

328 268 Hillary isn't going to be the nominee. She's dirtier than Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

The Pitch Guy says "Barely an Inconvenience!"

2024 - Trump vs Hillary, the rematch!

Okay, that could only happen in clownworld, but I put it to you, based on all available evidence - where are we living?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (trdmm)

329 n drunk and druggie "culture" (for lack of a more apt descriptor) it's a badge of honor.

==

Then Andrew Gillum must be quite a drug-addled messiah in the drunk/druggie culture.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (sVtYq)

330 >>So who do Biden's handlers have picked for the 2024 nomination? It can't be Kamala Harris. Please tell me it can't be Kamala Harris.
====================
It'll be the Governor of Georgia.

"Tank will motor to the White House in '24!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (WH35S)

331 Benny
@bennyjohnson
Never forget that 60 Minutes' Leslie Stahl falsely claimed that the Hunter Biden laptop couldn't be verified..

https://tinyurl.com/3uvr4ksx

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (NpAcC)

332 Foot binding was a Chinese custom for the aristocrats, not Japanese or for working girls.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM (eoQWY)
__________

Yep. That was the point of making it obvious that they couldn't walk (foot binding) or work (long finger nails). They were aristos, not plebs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

333 I ordered a new laptop. Was supposed to ship this week. Now will ship next week, swearsies.

#supplyChain

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

334 Where is Pierre Delecto on this?

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (Y274z)

335 317
If she played her cards right, I'd teach her the secrets of what is beneath a Irishman's kilt.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM

Sure, but getting her to play strip poker in the first place is the trick.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (JCZqz)

336 Sadly, we are in a death spiral because democrat and GOPe bribe streams were more important than the country.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2022 03:03 PM


To paraphrase Dan Crenshaw, you have to provide some way for politicians to make money.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (a3Q+t)

337 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

Jeez, that's quite a vivid description....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (mR6Gs)

338 David French looks like a human circumcision gone wrong and Jonah pepperoni nipples is a sexually repressed librarian version of Squidward from Spongebob. His best moments are Friday nights with his dog and a jar of peanut butter.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (0Ao06)

339 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)


Listen, fat, that sounds like a win to me.

Posted by: President Gropin' Joe at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (wmDcS)

340 We'd have inflation now. Maybe not as bad, but the media would be playing it up like crazy, and Trump wouldn't be able to just sit back and point to Biden for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

If Repubs had any brains at all, they would run on reigning in Fed spending to combat inflation.

Because folks know that is a LARGE part of why inflation now sucks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

341 306 >>In drunk and druggie "culture" (for lack of a more apt descriptor) it's a badge of honor. Everything is inverted to rationalize the sickness's continuation.

So keeping pictures of yourself passed out with a crackpipe inches from your face is a thing?
That's messed up. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (MmndN)
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Literally spiritually-dead people == animals.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (Awz1U)

342 phone? In 1972?
Posted by: CN The First at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (ONvIw)

Heh. She probably turned around to yell at the kids in the back seat. ' if you guys don't shut up I'm going to kill you!

( too soon?)

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM (B1ik8)

343 271 go chemweps
...
Posted by: Farting Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 03:13 PM (LCzyp)

chemweps >>> chemjeff
Posted by: Judean Peoples Front at March 17, 2022 03:16 PM

A chemawep a chemawep a chemawep, in the brothel, the mighty brothel hunter sleeps tonight...

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM (OuHXl)

344 Yeah. Not seeing elections occurring in 2024 and in 2022 what will change if Republicans take Congress? Serious question btw because all they do is drive the speed limit enacting GloboHomo policies.

Posted by: Side Boob Tattoo Artist at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM (LZukz)

345 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)


Well, turn off the air conditioner!

Posted by: NOT A Moron at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM (mR6Gs)

346 312 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

Pics?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (SH2Zi)

Yeah, my girls learned from mom that if you got something and boys are around, you have a bra...period. Drove my 2nd nuts for awhile, but I have trained her...I used some of my dad's "language" about what guys think when they see it, and it was very, very effective...

Posted by: Nova local at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM (exHjb)

347 2024 - Trump vs Hillary, the rematch!

Okay, that could only happen in clownworld, but I put it to you, based on all available evidence - where are we living?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (trdmm)
____________

Yep. Hillarhoid keeps saying, "I beat him once." Sure, Hills, go with that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

348 331 Benny
@bennyjohnson
Never forget that 60 Minutes' Leslie Stahl falsely claimed that the Hunter Biden laptop couldn't be verified..

https://tinyurl.com/3uvr4ksx
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (NpAcC)

In the Burning Times, Ms. Stahl will be one of the first to the wall.

#makeswish

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM (BgMrQ)

349 I just think it is funny that people still want to lionize the dead Kennedy brothers

Robert was probably the least awful of them, but his crusade against the mob had nothing at all to do with a desire for justice or to break organized crime. It was a useful lever, like McCarthy with communism. He saw this as political gain and was driven by anger and revenge against the mobsters who were trying to control the family.

Old Joe the Nazi supporter, John F the drug addicted sleazebag lightweight, Teddy the murderer, its just a litany of scum and villainy who for 30 years were lionized and worshipped like heroes by the Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

350 It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM (ANssJ)

351 OT: I'm dumb as fuck. Can someone explain this to me?

https://tinyurl.com/3yd5kjpc

Link goes to the Twats.

Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2022 03:22 PM (lkgiI)

352 These guys foolishly drew a line in the sand and pride won't allow them to admit they're wrong. So, they knowingly double-down on the hatred and move from simply wrong to intentionally misleading. They've been professionally destroyed by said pride, or, as VDH might note, their hubris was inevitably followed by nemesis. No one of note thinks anything of them anymore.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 17, 2022 03:22 PM (9KXDf)

353 Remember...

* Everything is an op.

* Nothing is real.

* Everything is fake and gay.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:22 PM (ANssJ)

354 321 I think they've decided that Joe Biden --an absolute embarrassment on the world stage--HAS to go, and as bad as Kamala Harris is, they can at least shut up her critics by calling them racist and misogynistic.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (mR6Gs)

The problem with that plan is that except for the loud mouthed activists (who are only a small portion of the actual black population), most black voters hate Kamala just as much as we do. They know she's a rich fraud who cosplays as a minority, just like Beto cosplays as some kind of hispanic. (which he isn't)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:22 PM (trdmm)

355 I'm pretty sure she's Obama's girl. Obama's people will fund her. They knew she was a dolt when she was in California, and they still propped her up after she got to DC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)
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Say what you want about Obama, but he didn't strike me as somebody who didn't prepare and probably doesn't appreciate Kamala's allergy to prep.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:22 PM (OaZlZ)

356 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

--

Do your best Piper Laurie voice and tell her you can see her dirty pillows.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2022 03:22 PM (sVtYq)

357 Does devout Catholic Joe talk about any of this stuff in confession?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 03:22 PM (eGTCV)

358 Yeah I thought the story was pretty sketchy too--until Hunter's lawyer said, yes, it's Hunter's laptop and he wants it back.

Posted by: pj at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (G1dq6)

359 Also worth repeating, Hunter is exactly the type of guy libs believe Eric and Don Jr. to be.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (KbCG3)

360 Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

"tee hee boys love me, look at all the attention I get!"
--Thoughtless girls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

361 340 If Repubs had any brains at all, they would run on reigning in Fed spending to combat inflation.

Because folks know that is a LARGE part of why inflation now sucks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (oHd/0)

=========

Okay. Who's handouts are getting cut enough to make a difference, because if I hear a series of campaign adds about cutting down foreign aid as the key to reigning in federal spending, I may just subject the horde to a series of movie threads about Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

362 I don't worry about the liberal press hacks.

What absolutely boils my fucking blood is that Barr and the RINOs had the laptop the entire time, AND DID FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT IT.

I never trusted Barr from the start, but Trump should have publicly fired him when it became clear he was doing absolutely fuck-all about the laptop and the FISA abuse.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (setIA)

363 East Texas: 40 Year Old living with his parents doesn't get his way in a dentist office (dentures!), returns to his vehicle, grabs his gun and shoots both dentists, killing them.
Welcome to the participation trophy generation. Well done, Millennials.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Too bad he didn't have to visit the IRS...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (Sdlpf)

364 Obama's people will fund her. They knew she was a dolt when she was in California, and they still propped her up after she got to DC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM


Dolt is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Obama's "People" at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)

365 "Tank will motor to the White House in '24!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM

Maybe the Waffle House which is open 24.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (OuHXl)

366 But JFK was gonna save us ALL from the evil CIA!
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The JFK that phone-tapped his enemies? That guy?
Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:18 PM (OaZlZ)

He was working my side of the street, so yeah, had some of Dulles's kids get some cutouts to do the thing...plus had the SS guys plan the stupid route.

Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (fWCwR)

367 Lol. Since when did these guys proclaim journalism was about vetting things first?
Nearly every "story" during the trump years was just that - a story. Hearsay and rumors sourced anonymously and thrown at the wall.
What did these guys have to say about any of those stories? Did they believe trump really said the dead ww2 soldiers were a bunch of losers? Or that trump peed in putin's bed with Russian bookers (who in actuality were too occupied in hunter's room at the time, ironically)

Posted by: Who is Brandon Galt? at March 17, 2022 03:24 PM (eCKAl)

368 339 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)
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You know those things need to breath, right?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 17, 2022 03:24 PM (4eKPg)

369 Where are Weiner's files?

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2022 03:24 PM (Y274z)

370 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.
Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

I'm going to need pics and also her phone number.

Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2022 03:24 PM (lkgiI)

371 Then Andrew Gillum must be quite a drug-addled messiah in the drunk/druggie culture.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM (sVtYq)
___________

Stacy Abrams/Andrew Gillum 2024! Why not the worst?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:24 PM (YqDXo)

372 364 Obama's people will fund her. They knew she was a dolt when she was in California, and they still propped her up after she got to DC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:19 PM

Dolt is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Obama's "People" at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)

=========

They don't want someone smart. Someone smart can turn things against those really running things. Stupid people will do as they are told, in theory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

373 If she played her cards right, I'd teach her the secrets of what is beneath a Irishman's kilt.
Posted by: Diogenes

There would be no secrets beneath my Scotsman's kilt.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 17, 2022 03:24 PM (WFMLs)

374 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)



Daughter: Daddy, do you think Joe Mannix will like this top?

Dad: Probably, but Im sure the horde will.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 03:24 PM (axyOa)

375 339 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)
______________

So how much did the trampoline cost?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

376 >>My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.


I've seen this documentary, too.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:25 PM (hIvZk)

377 When you watch Kamala Harris speak , you get an impression that you are witnessing a taste of a high school Kamala hung over in speech class.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:25 PM (OaZlZ)

378 Beto is now promising to legalize marijuana in Texas once he's governor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2022 03:25 PM (a3Q+t)

379 Did Goldberg and French comment negatively on the Sandmann ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 17, 2022 03:25 PM (B1ik8)

380 339 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.
Posted by: Moron Parent

Dear Acehouse....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 17, 2022 03:26 PM (WFMLs)

381 351 OT: I'm dumb as fuck. Can someone explain this to me?

https://tinyurl.com/3yd5kjpc
Link goes to the Twats.
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2022 03:22 PM (lkgiI)

Orange has always been the color of the very pro-British, anti-nationalist protestant partisans in Ulster, Ireland, who have always been bitter enemies of the roman catholic Irish who favor green. That's what all the bombings and killings in Northern Ireland were about all these centuries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:26 PM (trdmm)

382 So keeping pictures of yourself passed out with a crackpipe inches from your face is a thing?
That's messed up. . .

Posted by: Lizzy

He had to according to the Blue Yellow and Gold (if (if I can recall the colors correctly) of China's strategy for compromising our Ruling Class.

Posted by: Side Boob Tattoo Artist at March 17, 2022 03:26 PM (LZukz)

383 Also worth repeating, Hunter is exactly the type of guy libs believe Eric and Don Jr. to be.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2022 03:23 PM (KbCG3)



This. Joe Biden's family is a trailer trash epic dumpster fire and all the media can do is harass Trump's wildly smart and successful children.

The media IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE. And they prove it every day.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

384 in 1972 only Frank Cannon had a car phone and oddly enough he had quit the force after the tragic death of his wife and infant son in an automobile accident.

Posted by: x at March 17, 2022 03:26 PM (uQFwj)

385 This is not a mea culpa on the part of the NYT. This is them shoving it up our fartclam cause they got away with it. SOP. They are laughing. They are not worried in the least.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 17, 2022 03:26 PM (+T8Vf)

386 Pelosi reads Bono's poem for Ukraine, where he calls Zelinsky the new St. Patrick.

https://tinyurl.com/2c37e9ks

FF to the pretty Irish dancers, and the government pervs feverishly taking vids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

387 Mitt Romney
45s

I'm saddened to learn that the New York Times has decided to become an apologist for Putin by dragging old news about President Joseph R. Biden's young son , who has combated substance abuse issues in the past.
In this time of need, it is unseemly to to drag this story out when we should be rallying around the Commander-In- Chief , not doing the bidding of Vladimir Putin.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (mR6Gs)

388 Nothing is going wrong for Davos. The wave that is coming is inflation. What will emerge is a global digital currency.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (b+v9B)

389 LOL, you guys are awful.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (Ez6QX)

390 Was David French among those Christians shocked, shocked to learn Biden is radically pro abortion?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

391 >>When you KNOW your actions have no consequence, there's really nothing holding you back or giving you a reason to care one way or the other.


I kinda feel like the laptop repair shop "oopsie!" was an unconscious self-outing. Hunter has been put in the family bagman role all his life, while sainted Beau got all the love and respect from daddy Joe. Hunter's behavior has been escalating for years, yet nothing he does can get him out of the family business - not getting kicked out of the Navy, not impregnating a stripper, not even sleeping with his cancerous brother's wife (and her sister and daughter). The laptop should have been the final straw, a way to end the suspense of when the MSM would get around to outing all that Hunter's been up to, for business and on the side.

Seriously messed up family dynamics. Not excusing or pitying Hunter, but it sure looked like on some unconscious level he wanted to get caught to get out from under it. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (MmndN)

392 What's under the Scotsman's kilt?

A blue ribbon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (a3Q+t)

393 The problem with that plan is that except for the loud mouthed activists (who are only a small portion of the actual black population), most black voters hate Kamala just as much as we do. They know she's a rich fraud who cosplays as a minority, just like Beto cosplays as some kind of hispanic. (which he isn't)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:22 PM (trdmm)
_____________

In the primaries Harris polled at 1% among California blacks. One. Percent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

394 378 Beto is now promising to legalize marijuana in Texas once he's governor.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2022 03:25 PM (a3Q+t)

Even if he wasn't so obviously desperate, it's a stupid thing to say. The Texas Governor doesn't have anywhere near the power to do this; the Lt. Governor has more control over legislation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (trdmm)

395 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.
Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)


Well this is not fake AND gay, so this must be an op.

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (9otr5)

396 distracted due to something involving her husband and not yet Dr. Jill, and didn't see the truck she hit as a result.
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I read somewhere she was driving drunk. More believable to me than all the other rumors.

Posted by: dartist at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (+ya+t)

397 393 In the primaries Harris polled at 1% among California blacks. One. Percent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

========

She'll get normal Democrat numbers if she happens to be the nominee in 2024. Philadelphia will ensure that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

398 325 It was 1972, there were no cell phones. And "I'm going to kill myself and the kids" is a not too uncommon response from women.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

I think it likely she realized she had married a monster and he was gaining power. Decided to save her kids from ... well from what they are now.
***

I do think that if it was a suicide (and the evidence points in that direction) that Neila was intending to kill the kids to to keep them away from Jill (and also to punish Joe). Sadly, the two boys ended up being raised by Jill anyway (along with the druggie daughter that Jill and Joe had together) and we know what awful people they turned out to be.

And it's no coincidence that both Jill and Joe Biden have publicly lied for years about the circumstances of when and how they met. They both insist, and wrote in their books, that they did not meet for the first time until after Neila's death. We know that is a lie because Jill Stevenson (her married name at the time) was a campaign volunteer on Joe's first senate race, and according to Jill's then-husband Bill, Jill met both Joe and Neila and their kids and worked out of the kitchen of their Delaware home.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (k4dH2)

399 >>LOL, you guys are awful.


At least we aren't Cruel.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (hIvZk)

400 Beto is now promising to legalize marijuana in Texas once he's governor.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2022 03:25 PM (a3Q+t)


Wonderful. Because THAT'S what Texas should be worried about.


"HELL YES we're coming for your AR-15s....your AK-47s."

"I have no intention of taking your guns and I'm very pro 2nd Amendment."

Was he LYING then or is he LYING now.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

401 LOL, you guys are awful.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (Ez6QX)

Morons.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (SH2Zi)

402 346
Yeah, my girls learned from mom that if you got something and boys are around, you have a bra...period. Drove my 2nd nuts for awhile, but I have trained her...I used some of my dad's "language" about what guys think when they see it, and it was very, very effective...
Posted by: Nova local at March 17, 2022 03:21 PM

She wouldn't do it in public, but around the house is no big deal. I'm no creeper perv, of course, but sometimes they're RIGHT THERE...

Also, no pics (of course)...if you know the bar/pool table scene from the crap movie "Werewolf" that is a MST3K classic, you'll have a good idea.

Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

403 384 in 1972 only Frank Cannon had a car phone and oddly enough he had quit the force after the tragic death of his wife and infant son in an automobile accident.
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He drove enormous cars as well.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 17, 2022 03:29 PM (4eKPg)

404 [WILLOWED:] I like VDH and have always enjoyed reading his material and listening to his interviews. His views on the water issues on NorCal are rapier-like.
But...he doesn't have flaming skulls.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 02:29 PM (axyOa)
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Gentleman (3rd-generation) farmer.

I'm a big VDH fan, and I also interpreted his saying "cruel" as a synonymous with brutal.

Would have been nice to hear him throw out terms also like "uniquely amazing wordsmith" and "wickedly funny sarcasm" -- but I might be biased. Love Ace, No Homo!

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 17, 2022 03:29 PM (Awz1U)

405 I don't like pot, I know its bad for people, and I have known too many guys who were bright and constructive turned into drooling worthless losers by weed... but it should be legal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

406 I kinda feel like the laptop repair shop "oopsie!" was an unconscious self-outing. ....
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (MmndN)


A lot of psychologizing here. He was probably just high and forgot what he did with it.

Posted by: blaster at March 17, 2022 03:29 PM (9otr5)

407 Orange has always been the color of the very pro-British, anti-nationalist protestant partisans in Ulster, Ireland, who have always been bitter enemies of the roman catholic Irish who favor green. That's what all the bombings and killings in Northern Ireland were about all these centuries.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:26 PM (trdmm)

I get it now. :B

Thanks you, Tom! You're certainly a helpful little gumball machine.

Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2022 03:29 PM (kxVDk)

408

At least we aren't Cruel.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (hIvZk)



You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/oMOEmLcLLlo

Summer IS coming...

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

409 RE: Jonah Goldberg

This bag. So full. Of douche.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (R405l)

410 "Wildly overplaying", Fatbody?

Social media and the traditional media nuke a true story from existence. They make sure nobody can hear the truth. Worse, Flappy catalog fappers like you dismiss everyone who did cover it as conspiracy nuts and, in a bit of irony, dishonest political operatives. Then you treat the revelation it was the truth as some kind of political gotcha, instead of a cautionary tale about partisan censorship and dangerous control of the media by partisan mooks and mouth breathing idiots like yourself. Just curious, is that because there's too much fat between you ears or have you been yanking your crank to teenage girls walking past your window in between Twitter posts and scarfing down last nights Chinese take out? Sad.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (WSTFK)

411 At least we aren't Cruel.
Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (hIvZk)
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No word on how Dave Edmonds takes that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (OaZlZ)

412 They don't want someone smart. Someone smart can turn things against those really running things. Stupid people will do as they are told, in theory.

//

Yes, TheJames, same theory about why ME dictators never promote smart generals.

Posted by: pj at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (G1dq6)

413 Where is Pierre Delecto on this?
Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2022 03:20 PM (Y274z)
==================
Romney is quiet about Hunter. Probably because Hunter is in business with the Romney spawn.

Believe it or not, he still hasn't walked back his claim Tulsi Gabbard is guilty of treason. As of yesterday evening the tweet was still up. Insanity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (WH35S)

414 OT: I'm dumb as fuck. Can someone explain this to me?

Assuming that that's not a p-shop, orange is the color of the Ulster unionists.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (nfrXX)

415 Remember...

* Everything is an op.

* Nothing is real.

* Everything is fake and gay.
Posted by: ...

Indeed.
I'll add that the truth gets first gets mocked then censored then made illegal to speak it.

Posted by: Side Boob Tattoo Artist at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (LZukz)

416 Love Ace, No Homo!

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 17, 2022 03:29 PM (Awz1U)

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Careful. Garrett's the jealous type.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

417 Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

The return of Tickled Pink???

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (BgMrQ)

418 Summer IS coming...
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think she's just breathing hard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (DU+/6)

419 Do I smell Pulitzer?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 17, 2022 03:31 PM (kfcYC)

420 Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:27 PM (MmndN)

Potentially - but it could also be the actions of someone whose brain is so addled from drug abuse they can barely function in normal life.

I mean I imagine Hunter says "oh, shit" a *lot*.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:31 PM (b1Hyr)

421 400 .
"HELL YES we're coming for your AR-15s....your AK-47s."

"I have no intention of taking your guns and I'm very pro 2nd Amendment."

Was he LYING then or is he LYING now.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM

But when he said he wouldn't do that thing in my mouth again...he was being honest, right?

Posted by: Naive Waif at March 17, 2022 03:31 PM (JCZqz)

422 Yeah people who aren't Irish or Roman Catholic often wear orange on St Patrick's day to set themselves apart from the crowd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

423 Now we know why Joe Stolen talked about how everybody knows somebody that's been blackmailed over a home-made porn video. The Bidens are such a reprehensible bunch.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 17, 2022 03:31 PM (pJWtt)

424 He drove enormous cars as well.
Posted by: Puddinhead

while it was enormous, at the time it was a mid-size.

Posted by: x at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (uQFwj)

425 I can't see Jen Psaki without exclaiming a certain C word . I better watch that in public....

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (CYnTg)

426 Pence and the Senate knew the laptop was true.
They hated Trump so much they handed the country over to a traitor. They acted as a team.

They didn't have to...they could have kicked the election to the House where each state gets ONE vote.

This mess is laid right at the feet of Pence. Pence could have refused to even show up on Jan. 6. He could have resigned.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (Y274z)

427 I kept on saying President Trump should forget about all the negative stuff and just tout his policy accomplishments.

Have writ Mr. President. They kept track of your supposed lies. They literally lie about everything. And when I use "they", I'm referring to the current administration, the MSM, bureaucrats, think tanks, et el. How President Trump managed to get anything done is truly a miracle!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (BOJAx)

428 I didn't realize Kumala's hubby's last name was Emhoff. Well she's been jackenemoff all for years.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (OuHXl)

429 My well-endowed college daughter is home for spring break. Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard. Very awkward.
Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:17 PM (JCZqz)


While it sounds icky, i look at the Daughters of Diogenes and think to myself...not bad. Fine women and its good they look like their mom!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (axyOa)

430 At least we aren't Cruel.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:28 PM (hIvZk)

I was gonna write that exact comment but I thought it best to drop it.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (b1Hyr)

431 When you KNOW your actions have no consequence, there's really nothing holding you back or giving you a reason to care one way or the other.
------
Whatever happened to a random act of kindness once in awhile.

Posted by: dartist at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (+ya+t)

432 She wouldn't do it in public, but around the house is no big deal. I'm no creeper perv, of course, but sometimes they're RIGHT THERE...
___________

I was consulting once when a spectacularly endowed young lady came up behind me and asked me a question. I spun around in my chair, almoooooost motor-boated her, as she'd up RIGHT behind me after speaking to me. I stopped in mid-sentence, having lost my train of thought.

Question: did she do that on purpose, just for amusement? I've always wondered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

433 Next headline... trumpists seize on NYT mountain of lies for political gain.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (+T8Vf)

434 Wears thin fabric tops, no bra, and is frequently nipping hard.

What is she nipping? I have never heard the word used in that way. Given it's St Patrick's Day I thought that meant she was drinking. I would have thought it would have been "showing her nips".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (GezNK)

435 >>I mean I imagine Hunter says "oh, shit" a *lot*.


. . . and then the junkie stripper-hookers says, "Yeah, you did do that, wanna see pics of it?"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (MmndN)

436 stepped up

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

437 >>I was gonna write that exact comment but I thought it best to drop it.


Always beat the dead horse.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (hIvZk)

438 Also, no pics (of course)...if you know the bar/pool table scene from the crap movie "Werewolf" that is a MST3K classic, you'll have a good idea.
Posted by: Moron Parent at March 17, 2022 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

That one always cracks me up!! If I'm remembering the right one, the female lead can't decide which European accent she's supposed to have, so it changes almost every scene.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (trdmm)

439 Snap poll: Which is more flaccid? David French's doinker or Hillary's Knee-length drooping breasts?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (WSTFK)

440 He drove enormous cars as well.
Posted by: Puddinhead

while it was enormous, at the time it was a mid-size.
Posted by: x at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (uQFwj)
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And he had to fit himself into them.

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (OaZlZ)

441 VDH says Ace is cruel but, like the Comanche, it's really the 'ettes carrying knives you want to watch out for.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:34 PM (WH35S)

442 Thanks Autoretard for making my comment incomprehensible! :/

Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 17, 2022 03:34 PM (BOJAx)

443 Remember when Jen Psaki was a Republican?
Noticing a pattern among people on the fake right the last 120 years.

Posted by: Side Boob Tattoo Artist at March 17, 2022 03:34 PM (LZukz)

444 Biden's bizarre blackmail photos speech yesterday makes a lot more sense today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 17, 2022 03:34 PM (n+MpU)

445 >>That one always cracks me up!! If I'm remembering the right one, the female lead can't decide which European accent she's supposed to have, so it changes almost every scene.


Still. She's no Creepy Girl.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:34 PM (hIvZk)

446 C'mon man, everybody knows at least one person that takes pictures of themselves boinking underage children and then, well, you know the thing.

Posted by: Biden at March 17, 2022 03:34 PM (GYllL)

447 Question: did she do that on purpose, just for amusement? I've always wondered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

They know what they are doing with them.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 03:34 PM (SH2Zi)

448 Always beat the dead horse.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (hIvZk)

So typically cruel.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (b1Hyr)

449 Yeah, Hunter probably forgot all about the laptop. After all, he abandoned a rental car with his ID, a bunch of fake IDs, drug paraphernalia, etc. A regular Einstein, this guy. Thinks he's untouchable.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (mNhhD)

450 East Texas: 40 Year Old living with his parents doesn't get his way in a dentist office (dentures!), returns to his vehicle, grabs his gun and shoots both dentists, killing them.

I like the reporting by KXAN where in the third sentence they list the names and age of the two victims. Then a bunch of eyewash and conclusion:

"The names of the victims are being withheld pending the notification of family members."

That is an amazingly short attention span of the reporter and editor.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (lD3vL)

451 At least VDH expressed a preference for Ace, which is nice for him. More erudite commentators like the comments best of all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (WH35S)

452 >>Hunter Biden was indicted and arrested for multiple charges? You'd think that would be in the news somewhere.

I find it more useful to know what's happening before the unwashed but that's just me.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)

453 Hillary's Knee-length drooping breasts?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (WSTFK)



Hmph. Piker.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Bowling Pins Scraping the Ground at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

454 I really hope no nudes of Joe show up....shudder

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (CYnTg)

455 Yeah people who aren't Irish or Roman Catholic often wear orange on St Patrick's day to set themselves apart from the crowd.

Or just to be dicks about it.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (nfrXX)

456 426
Pence didn't even have to side with Trump. He could have said, "I refuse to certify this election until the charges of election fraud are investigated."

But he wanted his pat on the head from the left. I hope he pulls negative numbers in 2024.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (YohY1)

457 Whatever happened to a random act of kindness once in awhile.

Its always about yourself. The whole "pay it forward" thing is about "maybe I'll get free stuff some time from someone else, and people think I'm a great person for doing this!" not about any altruistic love of good.

And if you can get away with anything (clearly true, in the case of Hunter Biden), then why do anything for anyone else, why be kind or good? What's the point? Its like that scene in Schindler's List where he convinces Amon Goeth to absolve some Jew he saw do wrong. Its not satisfying, he doesn't like how it works or feels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

458 Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:30 PM (WSTFK)

What is a "flapping catalogue fapper"? Yes; I get the "fapper" bit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (GezNK)

459 Yeah, Hunter probably forgot all about the laptop. After all, he abandoned a rental car with his ID, a bunch of fake IDs, drug paraphernalia, etc. A regular Einstein, this guy. Thinks he's untouchable.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (mNhhD)
============
He'd done the same thing before too (abandoned laptops sent in for repair).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 17, 2022 03:36 PM (WH35S)

460 Is it Jack N. Emhoff?

Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:36 PM (OaZlZ)

461 444 Biden's bizarre blackmail photos speech yesterday makes a lot more sense today.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - nothing's built, nothing's back, nothing's better at March 17, 2022 03:34 PM (n+MpU)


I know right. Everyone has a picture of their schlong cupped by the soft warm feet of a teenage family member on their computer. Could happen to anyone. Honest mistake.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 17, 2022 03:36 PM (+T8Vf)

462 Hillary's Knee-length drooping breasts?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (WSTFK)
Hmph. Piker.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Bowling Pins Scraping the Ground at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Motorboat!

Brrrrrrrrrrppp!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2022 03:37 PM (Sdlpf)

463 Yeah, Hunter probably forgot all about the laptop. After all, he abandoned a rental car with his ID, a bunch of fake IDs, drug paraphernalia, etc. A regular Einstein, this guy. Thinks he's untouchable.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM

He is, he's got daddy pudding and the media running interference for him, has his whole wretched life. He's been enabled and celf centered since birth, he's a Biden. Oh and Beau is still dead.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2022 03:37 PM (OuHXl)

464 >>I know right. Everyone has a picture of their schlong cupped by the soft warm feet of a teenage family member on their computer


I'll uh...I'll be right back.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at March 17, 2022 03:37 PM (hIvZk)

465 454 I really hope no nudes of Joe show up....shudder
Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM

Bill had his cigars, Biden has his ice cream cones.

Posted by: Disturbed Moron at March 17, 2022 03:37 PM (JCZqz)

466 Question: did she do that on purpose, just for amusement? I've always wondered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

I would just imagine the motivation that turns you on more and go from there.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2022 03:37 PM (b1Hyr)

467

NOOOOOOD


Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 17, 2022 03:37 PM (cqX8U)

468 449 Yeah, Hunter probably forgot all about the laptop. After all, he abandoned a rental car with his ID, a bunch of fake IDs, drug paraphernalia, etc. A regular Einstein, this guy. Thinks he's untouchable.
_________________

And he's the smartest guy Joe Biden has ever known, according to none other than Joe himself!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2022 03:38 PM (k4dH2)

469 "What is a "flapping catalogue fapper"? Yes; I get the "fapper" bit.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2022 03:35 PM (GezNK)"

It should have read "Fatuous catalog fapper". But I was spitting and didn't spellcheck.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:38 PM (WSTFK)

470 OT: I'm dumb as fuck. Can someone explain this to me?

https://tinyurl.com/3yd5kjpc
Link goes to the Twats.
Posted by: Robert


It's Bears orange and the guy has a Bears nic?

Posted by: DaveA at March 17, 2022 03:38 PM (FhXTo)

471 Is it Jack N. Emhoff?
Posted by: Axeman at March 17, 2022 03:36 PM (OaZlZ)



Back in 8th grade, a kid asked the substitute teacher, one of the coaches named Jack, "Jack? Is your middle name Meehoff?"


To the Principal's office he went.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 17, 2022 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

472 They know what they are doing with them.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 17, 2022 03:34 PM (SH2Zi)
_____________

That's what I suspected, too. They were literally a couple inches away from my face. I actually had to lean back a bit to see around them to look at her face. I'd had no idea she stepped up that close.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

473 Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2022 03:38 PM (WSTFK)

It's o.k. It was a funny insult either way, Marcus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2022 03:39 PM (GezNK)

474 464 >>I know right. Everyone has a picture of their schlong cupped by the soft warm feet of a teenage family member on their computer


I'll uh...I'll be right back.
Posted by: Rex Ryan at March 17, 2022 03:37 PM

I'd also accept:

I'll be in my bunk

Or

I could stand to hear a little more.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at March 17, 2022 03:39 PM (JCZqz)

475 450 East Texas: 40 Year Old living with his parents doesn't get his way in a dentist office (dentures!), returns to his vehicle, grabs his gun and shoots both dentists, killing them."

damn, sorry to hear they both died. I happened to be at that shopping center yesterday, although I didn't know anything had happened till I heard the news later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 03:39 PM (trdmm)

476 Question: did she do that on purpose, just for amusement? I've always wondered.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2022 03:33 PM (YqDXo)
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My personal favorite: You're doing a great job maintaining eye contact, so, the lady in question decided it's a good time to adjust her sweater and pull it over her chest.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 17, 2022 03:40 PM (5pTK/)

477 The promise of films like All the Presidents Men, that journalists are noble heroes that will pursue the truth to take down sacred cows doing evil no matter the cost, has rung hollow for years.

The fact that spoiled, unappreciative babies like Hunter and Jussie get to skate their consequences, and politicians abuse our system to cover for them, is a bitter pill.

If I didn't know the final outcome of this life, and they all the cosmic receipts will eventually come due, all of this would be ten times more depressing than it already is.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2022 03:41 PM (+mkOR)

478 NOOD Trannie.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 17, 2022 03:41 PM (Awz1U)

479 This mess is laid right at the feet of Pence. Pence could have refused to even show up on Jan. 6. He could have resigned. Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2022 03:32 PM (Y274z)

Unfortunately, I have to disagree. It is clear in the Constitution that the states have electors vote, the votes are sent to Washington, and they are counted in the open in a joint session of Congress. That joint session isn't there as a decisionmaking body -- it's there in the Constitution for transparency, so that everyone can see how the states' electors voted. The states don't even have to have an election (and didn't, in the early days of the Republic); they just have to have a procedure for selecting electors that is approved by the state legislatures. Not a single state legislature failed to send its electoral votes to Washington, and once the votes were sent to be counted, not a single state legislature tried to recall them. The burden is completely on the states to elect the President, and the states elected Biden. For anyone to try to stop that would have been outside the Constitution.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 17, 2022 03:43 PM (BMmaB)

480 Love the pic of Psaki pshrugging.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2022 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

481 198 So who do Biden's handlers have picked for the 2024 nomination? It can't be Kamala Harris. Please tell me it can't be Kamala Harris.

Oh come on! You know who is tanned, rested and rarin' to take on some bollards!

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 17, 2022 03:47 PM (re499)

482 Sooo now that the laptop story has been green-lighted by the state organ what Ukrain/Biden corruption stories can get wings now?

Posted by: Honkeysuckapigheadedjiveturkeyfool at March 17, 2022 03:49 PM (oasF3)

483 Send me missiles and airplanes! We already paid for them.

Posted by: Zelensky at March 17, 2022 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

484 So given what we already know, what shocking new revelation must be coming to prompt FJB's weird speech yesterday?

Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 17, 2022 03:56 PM (Vu7A1)

485 Also worth repeating, Hunter is exactly the type of guy libs believe Eric and Don Jr. to be.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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They are all projection, all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2022 03:59 PM (WD9ZA)

486 Straight into my veins: https://tinyurl.com/mpzr7fwj

Posted by: physics geek at March 17, 2022 04:03 PM (huQJB)

487 Funny how the claims it was "Russian disinformation" were never proven, or provable, or even had a scintilla of evidence to support them. We have to prove the laptop is real, without a shadow of a doubt. But they are never asked to prove it is fake, with any evidence whatsoever.

What they say is always the default truth. What we say always needs a ream of references, special investigations, and about 17 months of analyses.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 17, 2022 04:03 PM (+DS2f)

488 suspect this is why the damp sock puppet was babbling about naked pictures being used for blackmail, the NYT gave him a heads up on this story and he tried to mitigate it in his usual stupid way. Now that the "paper of record" has admitted the truth expect this story to explode because remember Giuliani and a lot of others have hinted their is stuff on that laptop that would get you thrown in jail if you published it.

Posted by: SquidbillyCPO at March 17, 2022 04:08 PM (JdnFk)

489 We have to ignore this blatant corruption because of the War in Ukraine, and if you don't your are a monster in the pocket of Putin.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 17, 2022 04:08 PM (+DS2f)

490 So, is it true that Putin had Jimmy Hoffa killed ?

And was responsible for the disappearance of MH370 ?

And caused the San Francisco earthquake of 1906 ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 04:16 PM (RHGPo)

491 Out there are 50 former intelligence officials who now are outright full-blooded MORONS .. lack of intelligence officials. They know nothing .. even more than Sargent Schultz.

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2022 04:19 PM (RHGPo)

492 To repeat what I've said about Psucki previously: Not even with a stolen dick and the Ewok pushing.

Posted by: butch at March 17, 2022 04:21 PM (cHvOo)

493 Hi Ace - maybe you could publish the list of the names all the IC people who said this was Russian disinformation. One of the greatest all time conspiracies in political history.

Posted by: mercury at March 17, 2022 04:33 PM (Yi1kj)

494 What the hell happened to Jonah Goldberg? Years ago he used to be funny, refreshing, and insightful. Now he's a fat, humorless scold.

I think it started with the beard.

Posted by: Hoosier Daddy at March 17, 2022 04:36 PM (u3fze)

495 Trump was literally impeached because he wanted an investigation of this thing. Now, all of a sudden, it turns out that he was right all along?

Holy shit, what is happening?

I've got to be honest, if it weren't for the other guy, the B-named dude, coming in and saying that he confirmed the emails were real, I would have been in "this needs vetted and verified" camp, becaue holy fucking a shit the way this thing came out just seemed so... odd? Like, a convenient plant? An OP? I really considered that it was an OP to get back at the dems for the Russiagate OP. Now? It looks like it's fucking real and jesus christ Hunter Biden is a stupid motherfucker.

Posted by: Goober at March 17, 2022 04:52 PM (Hgvgt)

496 Does anyone believe or care what the corporate media or government says?

Posted by: Harry at March 17, 2022 06:56 PM (EcD5Y)

497 Nope.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2022 09:15 PM (evAgx)

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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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