Dug-In Dog Cafe

Prague

Animal cruelty. Humiliation is a form of cruelty.

A murmuration of starlings.

The fountain will gitcha in your gootch, pooch.

Using a backhoe to paddle a barge.

Next season on Cobra Kai.

Robots will replace us.

The man who loved cats.

These are some serious switch-backs.

Inman: We Vespa riders never embarrass ourselves like this.

Neighborly visit.

Dog doesn't want to leave the dog park:

Sheep zoomies.. 😊

🎥 IG: bopeep_valaisblacknose pic.twitter.com/MgLCenf5KV
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 15, 2022

The Netherlands.. 😊

Sound on

🎥 @nick_skeyes pic.twitter.com/I9y3RZbHj3
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 15, 2022

One cat plainly wins the Aggression Display war here.

But can he back it up?

You want a piece of me? You got it!🐈🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/rpT9g9SGVM
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 16, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 08:03 PM

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1 Well 1st then

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:04 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Dutifully called
Couple quick videos and it's good night

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 08:05 PM (2JoB8)

4 Wow. LaceWigs anyone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:05 PM (wWu8x)

5 Machines for sale!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2022 08:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

6 Clean up aisle 4.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (k5W2O)

7 All the best actors are online actors.

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (vrz2I)

8 Ace: get well soon!

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (qpX6U)

9 Steve Inman is age restricted now and I can't see his vids.

Twatters is a shithole. A fartclam. A fartclam shithole.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)

10 WTF? Spam @ #4?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (egg9a)

11 Is ace under the weather?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (QCwhW)

12 Nice animal vids, but no gorillas?

Posted by: Harambe Fan Club at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (g6+Ik)

13 Glad I saw the barge video, that's ingenuity

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 08:08 PM (2JoB8)

14 10 Steve Inman is age restricted now and I can't see his vids.

Twatters is a shithole. A fartclam. A fartclam shithole.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Redundant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:08 PM (QCwhW)

15 Shirley you must be joking?

Posted by: Bosk at March 16, 2022 08:08 PM (x6uUk)

16 Makes $340 to $680 per day online work and I received $21894 in one month online acting from home. I am a daily student and work simply one to a pair of hours in my spare time. Everybody will do that job and online ask extra cash by simply
copy and paste this link_________GetJobs64.Tk
Posted by: Shirley at March 16, 2022 08:05 PM (XAzBK)

Nah, you just suck a lot of cock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2022 08:08 PM (k5W2O)

17 22k a month is good work- if you can get it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:09 PM (QCwhW)

18 And I think the little guy loves his booties and sweater

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 08:09 PM (2JoB8)

19 Nice animal vids, but no gorillas?
Posted by: Harambe Fan Club

WE. WANT. BATS.

Posted by: Statler Fan club at March 16, 2022 08:09 PM (egg9a)

20 Acting from home home is everybody's dream !

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 08:09 PM (V13WU)

21
Prague is a beautiful, fun city. And the rest of Bohemia is awesome, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 08:09 PM (SKVme)

22 where do I sign up ?!

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 08:09 PM (V13WU)

23 What's a sheep zoomy?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 16, 2022 08:09 PM (OssQ4)

24 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 08:10 PM (arJlL)

25 OnlineActing. A legend is born.

I think this is genuine. Notice the vague grasp of grammar. Odd word choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:10 PM (QCwhW)

26 Is ace under the weather?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Or somewhere over the rainbow

He said he was feeling poorly on his first posting of the day. And posting would be light.
Insomnia. It was making him sick.

Not to be confused with Insomniac.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 16, 2022 08:10 PM (tjZg/)

27 Robots will replace us.

I'm not renting it fucking shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer, dude.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 08:10 PM (II3Gr)

28 Only one time in Prague. Long weekend. Late fall, misty and cool, perfect for the gluhwein in the bars. Got to a hockey game - fantastic (Pilsen vs. Prague). Free concerts in beautiful churches and museums. But time (a lot) in the hotel the most memorable part. Epic. "I can say no more".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2022 08:10 PM (OTzUX)

29 Next season on Cobra Kai.

Fake and gay.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2022 08:10 PM (p6Md5)

30 shirley is no lace wigs...

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

31 Love the karate referee, Ace.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 16, 2022 08:11 PM (OssQ4)

32
It took me 24 hours to come up with a good rejoinder...

OK, so I'm walking down the stairs past the mother-in-law suite to get to the outside deck to have a smoke. My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper. Now I'm looking through all of these boxes to find a salad fork with which to gouge my fucking eyes out with.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Good motivation to finally quit smoking, though.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 16, 2022 08:11 PM (F8O+m)

33 Nah, you just suck a lot of cock.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2022 08:08 PM (k5W2O)

I've sucked more cocks than you've had hot breakfasts!

Posted by: Modern Monty Python Sketch at March 16, 2022 08:11 PM (QCwhW)

34 ah, yes

Prague

great country

Posted by: Mike Cohen at March 16, 2022 08:11 PM (us2H3)

35 The bowling robot had me laughing. Look at the speed of that ball. I wonder if anything on the other end was damaged.

Posted by: Bosk at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (x6uUk)

36 Guess the switch backs are in China?
Great track for bikes or skateboards

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (2JoB8)

37 Prague is a beautiful, fun city. And the rest of Bohemia is awesome, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Golden Prague.

Another place I will likely never have a chance to visit.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (tjZg/)

38 It'd be a shame I that bowling robot got munsoned out on a backroad somewhere.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (U1eOr)

39 Mr Aspirin Factory, that reminds me of this quote- there are only four ways to get rich, kid

#4. Learn to suck cock like you lost your car keys in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (bVk7f)

40 Bit out of left field here... but does anyone here have any experience with forensic accounting?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

41 22k a month is good work- if you can get it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

About half for Hunter.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 08:13 PM (egg9a)

42 What's a sheep zoomy?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled

Twenty bucks. But you can't get one in town.

Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2022 08:13 PM (P1f+c)

43 OK, so I'm walking down the stairs past the mother-in-law suite to get to the outside deck to have a smoke. My mother-in-law thinks it's perfectly fine to leave her Door open while she's totally naked changing her diaper. Now I'm looking through all of these boxes to find a salad fork with which to gouge my fucking eyes out with.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Good motivation to finally quit smoking, though.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 16, 2022 08:11 PM (F8O+m)

You know, if you gouge your eyes out, there is a chance that that is ALL you will see. Forever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:13 PM (QCwhW)

44 He said he was feeling poorly on his first posting of the day. And posting would be light.
Insomnia. It was making him sick.

Not to be confused with Insomniac.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 16, 2022 08:10 PM (tjZg/)

It's OK. I make people sick too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

45 Makes $340 to $680 per day online work and I received $21894 in one month online acting from home. I am a daily student and work simply one to a pair of hours in my spare time.

Well, I fail to see the need to continue being a student if that's actually the case.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Sliding on glossy wood floors can be harmful, more cute than cruel

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 08:14 PM (ONvIw)

47 #4. Learn to suck cock like you lost your car keys in it.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (bVk7f)

Stolen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:14 PM (QCwhW)

48 Twenty bucks. But you can't get one in town.
Posted by: mikeski

There it is! You people are slow tonight.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 16, 2022 08:14 PM (OssQ4)

49 I feel I am first

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 08:14 PM (geLO8)

50 Oh, thank the Lord for the Cafe thread. I couldn't even crack open the last one or I'll start throwing things.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 16, 2022 08:14 PM (iyVGU)

51 one to a pair of hours .....

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 08:14 PM (V13WU)

52 11 Is ace under the weather?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (QCwhW)

Yes, Aceistan will soon be underwater due to global Warmering!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2022 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

53 Good evening everyone.

Feisty group tonight!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 08:15 PM (Msys3)

54 "so I'm walking down the stairs past the mother-in-law suite to get to the outside deck "

The things between decks are 'ladders,' not 'stairs.'

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 08:15 PM (qpX6U)

55 Those lions are going to pick their teeth with the bones that goof.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 08:15 PM (sAmhv)

56 Just to try to tie up some stuff here, I think Hunter has had, or will have, some experience with forensic accounting. Well, unless things have gone completely Republic of the Congo.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2022 08:15 PM (OTzUX)

57 ace needs to go to bed early

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 08:15 PM (V13WU)

58 45 Makes $340 to $680 per day online work and I received $21894 in one month online acting from home. I am a daily student and work simply one to a pair of hours in my spare time.

Well, I fail to see the need to continue being a student if that's actually the case.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Need to get the law degree so they can defend themselves when the drug charges hit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2022 08:15 PM (oHd/0)

59 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:16 PM (CD0LW)

60 Well, unless things have gone completely Republic of the Congo.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2022 08:15 PM (OTzUX)

About that...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:16 PM (QCwhW)

61 It's bad enough that my cat headbutts me, now I'm supposed to get headbutted by a full-grown sheep?

Posted by: My Brain Hurts at March 16, 2022 08:16 PM (g6+Ik)

62 "so I'm walking down the stairs past the mother-in-law suite to get to the outside deck "

The things between decks are 'ladders,' not 'stairs.'
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses

And the smoking lamp had been lit.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 08:16 PM (Msys3)

63 56 Just to try to tie up some stuff here, I think Hunter has had, or will have, some experience with forensic accounting. Well, unless things have gone completely Republic of the Congo.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2022 08:15 PM (OTzUX)

forensic accounting... is that when you do a Dead Accountant?

Posted by: Hunter Biden looking guilty at March 16, 2022 08:16 PM (oHd/0)

64 Online Acting... is that like being a Twitch thot? Some of those ear lickers might make that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:17 PM (QCwhW)

65 Well, I fail to see the need to continue being a student if that's actually the case.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Hey, those strippers are just trying to put themselves through medical school!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:17 PM (Y7xeS)

66 Robots will replace us.

I'm not renting it fucking shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer, dude.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

I hear ya. There's a barber shop next to where I used to work. I went in there and was given a card with a phone # on it and told I needed to call and make an appointment.

Dude, its a fookin' haircut, not a wedding reception.

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 08:17 PM (arJlL)

67 Broken dog is hilarious!

Posted by: Squid at March 16, 2022 08:17 PM (/laOj)

68 A on-line actor, would that be a TikTok star?

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 08:17 PM (2JoB8)

69
It's OK. I make people sick too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

With today's vernacular, is that good or bad?

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 16, 2022 08:18 PM (iyVGU)

70 Third martini. Cause Wednesdays are hard. (It IS Wednesday, isn't it?)

Posted by: Caliban at March 16, 2022 08:18 PM (HgGBT)

71 WE. WANT. BATS.
Posted by: Statler Fan club at March 16, 2022 08:09 PM

Big. Bold. Something a Texan would say.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

72
Hey, those strippers are just trying to put themselves through medical school!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:17 PM (Y7xeS)

Are you trying to imply they weren't telling me the truth?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Somewhere there is a strip club called "Medical School".

Posted by: klaftern at March 16, 2022 08:19 PM (taPSh)

74 Are you trying to imply they weren't telling me the truth?
Posted by: Sponge

It was their truth but not the truth truth.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 08:19 PM (Msys3)

75 rowr

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2022 08:19 PM (vuisn)

76 Never heard medical, always nursing.

I mean, a friend heard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:19 PM (QCwhW)

77 Good evening everyone.

Feisty group tonight!
Posted by: Tonypete

WHO YOU CALLIN' FEISTY ?

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 08:20 PM (arJlL)

78
It was their truth but not the truth truth.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 08:19 PM (Msys3)

"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!"

- - Shit Joe Biden has said

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)

79 73 Somewhere there is a strip club called "Medical School".
Posted by: klaftern at March 16, 2022 08:19 PM (taPSh)

I do remember one named Candy Strippers.

Posted by: Hunter Biden looking guilty at March 16, 2022 08:21 PM (oHd/0)

80 Prague announces a new Pope.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

81 Like doggy who doesn't want to go I have to turn this off.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 08:21 PM (2JoB8)

82 Hey Jordan 61, Hope you and your Hubby are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:21 PM (bVk7f)

83 Interesting assessment posted in citizenfreepress

https://youtu.be/_Iw0m-Pc08Q

Posted by: Floridachick at March 16, 2022 08:21 PM (mb926)

84 Bit out of left field here... but does anyone here have any experience with forensic accounting?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

only forensic filing, one job I replaced a filing and billing clerk who was functionally illiterate.

Generally if you are not looking for a crime, it is mostly a job like playing 32 suite solitaire. Are you trying to put an aged relative's taxes in order?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2022 08:21 PM (xhaym)

85 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

86 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM (QCwhW)

87 Hi Ben Had! We're doing fine. Kicking around the idea of pulling up stakes and getting out of here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM (Y7xeS)

88 Strikes are boring. I'd lengthen the robot jaw, increase the RPMs, change the release angle, see just how much range I could get out of that sucker.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM (qpX6U)

89 'Night Skip !

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM (arJlL)

90 Awwww, someone nuked OnlineActing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM (QCwhW)

91 "so I'm walking down the stairs past the mother-in-law suite to get to the outside deck "

The things between decks are 'ladders,' not 'stairs.'

Mind the hatch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

92 Hiya April !

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (arJlL)

93 Referee has a temper, and about 40 lbs on the competitors.

Lion guy is crazy. Saw one of those videos go bad. Lion grabbed the guy by the neck and "ran" with him to behind a bush. Had to shoot the lion. Think the guy survived but not sure.

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (AmoqO)

94 33 I've sucked more cocks than you've had hot breakfasts!
Posted by: Modern Monty Python Sketch at March 16, 2022 08:11 PM (QCwhW)

You can stuff your cocks in a sack, mister!

Posted by: George Costanza circa current year at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (DTX3h)

95 Kicking around the idea of pulling up stakes and getting out of here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM

Y'all remember where Texas is, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

96 Bit out of left field here... but does anyone here have any experience with forensic accounting?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

I met a fractional CFO today. He might be able to help you out with half of your issues.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (9unzF)

97 >>We Vespa riders never embarrass ourselves like this.

Of course not. No need.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)

98 Hi Ben Had! We're doing fine. Kicking around the idea of pulling up stakes and getting out of here.
Posted by: Jordan61

Best wishes for whatever youse decide.

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 08:24 PM (arJlL)

99 Jordan61, Would love to have you in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:24 PM (bVk7f)

100 Strikes are boring. I'd lengthen the robot jaw, increase the RPMs, change the release angle, see just how much range I could get out of that sucker.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM (qpX6U)

I agree it is just the start, fro example, I can see a potentially great trebuchet configuration!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 08:24 PM (hOUT3)

101 Do any of our politicians know anything? Totally reactionary! Planning is useless with these asswipes. They get caught up in the news cycle like everyone else. Congress should be banned from social media.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at March 16, 2022 08:24 PM (qH3g1)

102 Y'all remember where Texas is, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Oh, yes. It's on the list.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:25 PM (Y7xeS)

103 You know I like WZs for the most part. A bit edgier and when others have gone the way of the GOPe, they have stayed fairly stable. Someone mentioned today that WZs needed 'to get a grip'. I will admit, the post topics and blurbs are kind of all over the place lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:25 PM (QCwhW)

104 When that referee says break he means it.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2022 08:25 PM (Zktzy)

105 Y'all remember where Texas is, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

South til you smell it, then West until you step in it.

*I kid I kid.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

106 Y'all remember where Texas is, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Turn right when you get to Colorado. You can't miss it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:26 PM (QCwhW)

107 "I met a fractional CFO today. He might be able to help you out with half of your issues."

I know a guy who handles improper fractions, on the QT, but he charges more for those.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 08:26 PM (qpX6U)

108 I'd love to see Prague.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 16, 2022 08:26 PM (OX9vb)

109 >>> 95 Kicking around the idea of pulling up stakes and getting out of here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM

Y'all remember where Texas is, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Well - iirc she said she didn't like it at all the first time around, due to ludicrous humidity amongst other things, but she also mentioned they lived in Corpus Christi.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (llON8)

110 "I met a fractional CFO today. He might be able to help you out with half of your issues."

I know a guy who handles improper fractions, on the QT, but he charges more for those.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 08:26 PM (qpX6U)

This is getting dangerously close to a rule infraction.....

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)

111 106 Y'all remember where Texas is, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Turn right when you get to Colorado. You can't miss it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:26 PM (QCwhW)

/drives from the East Coast...

Shit, I'm in Canada!

Posted by: Hunter Biden looking guilty at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (oHd/0)

112 Here in the Bluegrass we've seen some murmuration of starlings... but nothing on that scale. Maybe a thousand or so at one time. It's... weirdly calming. And... as far as I can tell they don't make any noise while doing it. At least none I can hear.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (BFigT)

113 Well - iirc she said she didn't like it at all the first time around, due to ludicrous humidity amongst other things, but she also mentioned they lived in Corpus Christi.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (llON8

Yeah, I wouldn't compare the rest of Texas to that shithole.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)

114 I'm not renting it fucking shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer, dude.

And if I bowled like that, they'd kick me out of the bowling alley. That doesn't seem fair.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (nfrXX)

115 This is getting dangerously close to a rule infraction.....
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)

*pulls out penalty flag ... puts back in pocket*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (yQpMk)

116 Double plus unsmart.

Adam Kredo
@Kredo0
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (FVME7)

117 Well - iirc she said she didn't like it at all the first time around, due to ludicrous humidity amongst other things, but she also mentioned they lived in Corpus Christi.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (llON

East Texas can suck fartclam for the humidity. West Texas, well you do not have to worry about that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (QCwhW)

118 Well - iirc she said she didn't like it at all the first time around, due to ludicrous humidity amongst other things, but she also mentioned they lived in Corpus Christi.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:27 PM (llON8 )

"Other things" being Giant. Flying. Cockroaches.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (Y7xeS)

119 >>> 102 Y'all remember where Texas is, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Oh, yes. It's on the list.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:25 PM (Y7xeS)

Wait, what *kind* of list? Have you ever been to ETex? There's more of us here than you might realize.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (llON8)

120 I'd love to see Prague.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 16, 2022 08:26 PM (OX9vb)

I'll buy the plane tickets if you score the fake passports.

Let's vamanos!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:29 PM (wO246)

121 It's OK. I make people sick too.
Posted by: Insomniac
____

You do not.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 08:29 PM (hOlji)

122 "I can see a potentially great trebuchet configuration!"

Dig this hybrid tech: launch the bowling robot with the trebuchet; trigger the robot at apogee of its trajectory,

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 08:29 PM (qpX6U)

123 All my Mexes live in Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 08:29 PM (ZLI7S)

124 >>> "Other things" being Giant. Flying. Cockroaches.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (Y7xeS)

Ok, I can see THAT being an issue. I have not seen any of those in this part of the state.

)(TU#$)*%&*&^#)* fire ants yes, but no Giant. Flying. Cockroaches.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:29 PM (llON8)

125 Hahaha love the referee. I've managed and dealt with a lot of fights and riots over the years, although I've been instructed and learned to never get between two dudes that are fighting. Good way to get it both ways (Jussie says heyooo!).

That ref deployed some awesome countermeasures!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 16, 2022 08:29 PM (9unzF)

126 116 Double plus unsmart.

Adam Kredo
@Kredo0
BREAKING: New Iran Deal Lets Russia Cash in on $10 Billion Contract To Build Nuke Sites -- Biden admin will waive sanctions so Russia's top energy firm can build contested Iranian nuke plant, enriching Moscow even as Ukraine sanctions bite
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (FVME7)

Wow, amazing bit of skull-fuckery there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:29 PM (QCwhW)

127 Good evening April. Beautiful Ahia weather today!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 08:29 PM (Msys3)

128 Aetius, somehow I don't see Jordan working on the 6666's.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:30 PM (bVk7f)

129 Wait, what *kind* of list? Have you ever been to ETex? There's more of us here than you might realize.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (llON8 )

Husband really wants to live in Arizona. I'm not so sure. I'd like to live in a red state that has some coastline.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:30 PM (Y7xeS)

130 Here is the attack I referenced at #93. Not fun to watch.
Guy lived through the attack but was in intensive care at the time of the article.

https://tinyurl.com/6spfjsax

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO)

131 Biden admin will waive sanctions so Russia's top energy firm can build contested Iranian nuke plant, enriching Moscow even as Ukraine sanctions bite

10% to the Big Guy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

132 Florida has roaches you throw saddles on.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2022 08:31 PM (k5W2O)

133 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet

Compromise is how you get things done,

not necessarily GOOD things!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 08:31 PM (hOUT3)

134 Wait, what *kind* of list? Have you ever been to ETex? There's more of us here than you might realize.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM

I'm thinking (maybe hoping) that it's not the medium-yield "The Look" list.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

135 >>> 126 116 Double plus unsmart.

Adam Kredo
@Kredo0
BREAKING: New Iran Deal Lets Russia Cash in on $10 Billion Contract To Build Nuke Sites -- Biden admin will waive sanctions so Russia's top energy firm can build contested Iranian nuke plant, enriching Moscow even as Ukraine sanctions bite
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (FVME7)

Wow, amazing bit of skull-fuckery there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 08:29 PM (QCwhW)

Hmm, is "Russia's top energy firm" one of the oil companies Goldman Sachs, BlackRock and others may have bought tons of stock in, after sanctions crashed the price?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:31 PM (llON8)

136 "Other things" being Giant. Flying. Cockroaches.
Posted by: Jordan61
____

Yeah, discovered this creature when I moved in Hawaii.
I'll take living anywhere that does not have those or centipedes.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 08:31 PM (hOlji)

137 >>Florida has roaches you throw saddles on.

Puerto Rico scoffs at your puny roaches.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

138 Grampa, I want 5%.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 16, 2022 08:31 PM (Xrfse)

139 BREAKING: New Iran Deal Lets Russia Cash in on $10 Billion Contract To Build Nuke Sites -- Biden admin will waive sanctions so Russia's top energy firm can build contested Iranian nuke plant, enriching Moscow even as Ukraine sanctions bite
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (FVME7)

Wow, amazing bit of skull-fuckery there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Jeebus, Bidet could fk up a wet dream.

Posted by: Infidel at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (ou23q)

140 I'm making $24,000 a month in my spare Time by selling lace wigs and machines. You can too!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (fsetr)

141 Florida has roaches you throw saddles on.

Palmetto bugs

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (arJlL)

142 White cat with stripedy tail is a faker.

Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (pheRU)

143 East Texas is becoming Horde Central. I love it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (bVk7f)

144 In some parts of Texas, the mosquitoes have been known to carry off small children......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (VqNuf)

145 129 Wait, what *kind* of list? Have you ever been to ETex? There's more of us here than you might realize.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:28 PM (llON8 )

Husband really wants to live in Arizona. I'm not so sure. I'd like to live in a red state that has some coastline.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:30 PM (Y7xeS)

East Texas is nice. The piney woods.

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (AmoqO)

146 40 Bit out of left field here... but does anyone here have any experience with forensic accounting?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

-----
As a CPA and a Certified Fraud Examiner, I can safely say that it always comes back to money. That probably doesn't help you, but it is true.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (U1eOr)

147 Are you trying to put an aged relative's taxes in order?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2022 08:21 PM (xhaym)

No, GF is in a society which has members that are almost certainly doing some hinky shit with the society's finances...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (6FeV1)

148 >>> 129
.....
Husband really wants to live in Arizona. I'm not so sure. I'd like to live in a red state that has some coastline.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:30 PM (Y7xeS)

Arizona will have coastline after Putin nukes California and it falls into the ocean... unless we stop him first!!!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (llON8)

149 Pleased to be sending me your bank account information to cover all modalities. Remain blessed.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (fsetr)

150 Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.

Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (pheRU)

151 All the Hordlings wanting to move to Texas...We're being colonized, aren't we?

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:34 PM (9J4Eb)

152 I am terrified of hamstring cramps. Just had another spasm

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 16, 2022 08:34 PM (b+v9B)

153 ok, I have to get off my butt and make dinner. Kitty will be mad since she is sitting next to me.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at March 16, 2022 08:34 PM (llON8)

154 No, GF is in a society which has members that are almost certainly doing some hinky shit with the society's finances...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (6FeV1)

Society for Creative Financing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2022 08:34 PM (oHd/0)

155 150 Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (pheRU)

China has condoms that won't fit over a roach.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 08:34 PM (6FeV1)

156 Need to get the law degree so they can defend themselves when the drug charges hit.
Posted by: Romeo13

Online acting? I think it's not drugs, but another vice. Could be busty lesbian pron or some such.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 16, 2022 08:34 PM (OX9vb)

157 although I've been instructed and learned to never get between two dudes that are fighting. Good way to get it both ways (Jussie says heyooo!).
Posted by: NC Ref

Getting between two women duking it out is even less advised.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 08:35 PM (Msys3)

158 Oh, hi JT!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 16, 2022 08:35 PM (OX9vb)

159 Wow, I think that was the "best" sock fail yet...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 08:35 PM (llON8)

160 Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (pheRU)

*Blink*

*Blink*

Why would you want to put a roach in a condom?

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:35 PM (9J4Eb)

161 150 Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (pheRU)

I am so NOT going to ask how you know this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 08:35 PM (hOUT3)

162 Why would you want to put a roach in a condom?
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:35 PM (9J4Eb)

To smuggle them across the border in your ass, of course.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

163 If you get the Magnums, it's a bit more tolerable.

Posted by: Gregor Samsa at March 16, 2022 08:36 PM (6FeV1)

164 Condom roaches.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2022 08:37 PM (k5W2O)

165 Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.
Posted by: Eromero

That seems oddly specific.

No judgement - just say'n.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 08:37 PM (Msys3)

166 All my exes wear Rolexes.

h/t John Daly

Posted by: Squid at March 16, 2022 08:37 PM (/laOj)

167 Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.
Posted by: Eromero

Did Richard Gere tell you that ?

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 08:37 PM (arJlL)

168 Roaches- free target practice. Load that BB gun and live fire.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:38 PM (bVk7f)

169 This is getting dangerously close to a rule infraction.....
Posted by: Sponge

Ooh. A pun and a "no math" joke in the same sentence. Sponge breaking out the trick dunks for us.

Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2022 08:38 PM (P1f+c)

170 To smuggle them across the border in your ass, of course.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:36 PM (yQpMk)

Okay, it's starting to make sense.

Wait...

But isn't Cub-er an island?

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:38 PM (eYY1s)

171 Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (pheRU)

*Blink*
*Blink*
Why would you want to put a roach in a condom?
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:35 PM

A new take on "ribbed for her pleasure" that was rejected on Shark Tank for some reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

172 Oh, hi JT!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 08:38 PM (arJlL)

173 Robert @160- Don't want to know, but involed alcohol and was hilarious.

Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2022 08:39 PM (pheRU)

174 Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.
Posted by: Eromero

Those things are hung!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2022 08:39 PM (AiZBA)

175 Trump impersonator said "Gas is too damn high and it's higher than Jerry Nadler's pants".

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 08:41 PM (X5CsJ)

176 I've test drove a couple of 392's this past couple of weeks, narrowed it down to two with slightly different options, there's really not that much out in the wild.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2022 08:41 PM (ZuC0a)

177 Prague, home of Wenceslas Square.

A tidbit that not one contestant on Jeopardy knew.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 08:41 PM (XG2Fi)

178 Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.
Posted by: Eromero

Those things are hung!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2022 08:39 PM (AiZBA)

Johnny Ola told me about them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

179 Places that never get cold have big bugs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2022 08:42 PM (63Dwl)

180 Ok. Gun thread.

I just got my can can concealment sport belt in the mail. It isn't uncomfortable, at least in the short term. I guess I should wear it without a pistol for a bit to become accustomed to the fit and the compression. Then add my G42.

Or am I being way too sensitive?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 08:42 PM (U2p+3)

181 If you get the Magnums, it's a bit more tolerable.
Posted by: Gregor Samsa

How could anyone not love this place?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 08:43 PM (nfrXX)

182 Didn't expect to see the NYT writing about this.

@kenvogel

SCOOP: HUNTER BIDEN paid off a significant tax liability (he told an associate that it was $1M+ & that he took out a loan to pay it).

But a federal grand jury is continuing to gather evidence in a broad probe of Hunter's international business dealings.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

183 Screw the roaches. Still waiting for a pony.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 16, 2022 08:43 PM (Xrfse)

184 Once FJB blunders into WWIII, the only living things left will be giant Cuban roaches and their condoms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 08:44 PM (XG2Fi)

185 168 Roaches- free target practice. Load that BB gun and live fire.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:38 PM (bVk7f)

Lived for a while in a house where we had dart pistols and scored when we hit a roach on the wall. Pretty spirited competition, after a few beers. Don't recall where, or when or with who.

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 08:44 PM (AmoqO)

186 Gee, just found a cheap place in tx with the oil drum BBQ right out front!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 16, 2022 08:44 PM (5HBd1)

187 Screw the roaches. Still waiting for a pony.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 16, 2022 08:43 PM (Xrfse)

Keep digging kid, it's in there somewhere.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2022 08:44 PM (AiZBA)

188 Or am I being way too sensitive?

In general? Not for me to say. With regard to the new carry method? Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 08:46 PM (nfrXX)

189 nurse, wear it and get it broken in for a little bit. Carry when your at home first then go to full time.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:46 PM (bVk7f)

190 Keep digging kid, it's in there somewhere.

That's what grampa keeps telling me. Bah.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 16, 2022 08:46 PM (Xrfse)

191 Roaches- free target practice. Load that BB gun and live fire.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:38 PM (bVk7f)
----
Huh...That's exactly what you get to do in the beginning part of the video game Fallout 3. Your dad gives you a bb gun for your 10th birthday and you go out and shoot some radroaches in the the underground vault in which you are living...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2022 08:46 PM (K5n5d)

192 East Texas is nice. The piney woods.
Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (AmoqO)

Well, yeah, unless you are allergic to pine trees.

Plus, that sap gets EVERYWHERE

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 16, 2022 08:47 PM (VqNuf)

193 Did you see that VDH cited AOSHQ as one of his sources for information??? Via Powerline.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 16, 2022 08:48 PM (BjGT6)

194 Lived for a while in a house where we had dart pistols and scored when we hit a roach on the wall. Pretty spirited competition, after a few beers. Don't recall where, or when or with who.
Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 08:44 PM (AmoqO)
----
When I lived in the dorms in college, I used to kill roaches with a lightning rod that had somehow made its way into my dorm room...Racked up at least a dozen or so kills. My buddy across the hall did the same, then mounted the roaches on pins outside his dorm room as a warning to the others.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2022 08:48 PM (K5n5d)

195 Now I have the strange urge to buy Tulip bulbs. Any of morons have any, I could go as high as 1000 gilders a piece.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (qH6FZ)

196 179�Places that never get cold have big bugs

Not just bugs. We have toads. Poisonous toads.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (mb926)

197 ..Cuba has roaches that won't fit in a condom.
Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2022 08:33 PM (pheRU)

One results from such, we now know as Justine Castro.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (QzJWU)

198 Hi Ben Had! We're doing fine. Kicking around the idea of pulling up stakes and getting out of here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 08:22 PM (Y7xeS)

You can't have them, Ben Had. They're ours!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (SH2Zi)

199 So your son can't field?
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (ju2Fy)

https://youtu.be/DLs0pjWnzTY
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:25

Last time I was in LA I stayed at a hotel corner of Manchester and Lincoln. When I walked out in the morning, Canseco was there waiting on valet to bring him his car. I wanted to ask him for a couple stanzas of Canseku poetry but didn't want to put him on the spot.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (9unzF)

200 Teresa, Hugs to you and your dear husband.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (bVk7f)

201 Did you see that VDH cited AOSHQ as one of his sources for information??? Via Powerline.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 16, 2022 08:48 PM (BjGT6)

----------

Yeah, that's where he gets all of his fish puns.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (XG2Fi)

202 Or, aka, Justine Trudeau.

Either name works. Both mean the same.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (QzJWU)

203 South til you smell it, then West until you step in it.

First time I saw Texas, I was driving from Michigan to Hollywood. Winter, so I chose to take the southern route. Stopped at a rest stop in the panhandle, stepped out of my car, and a cloud of Texas dust rose up around my legs. Never seen anything like it before except in movies.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (U+Oxn)

204 Did you see that VDH cited AOSHQ as one of his sources for information??? Via Powerline.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 16, 2022 08:48 PM (BjGT6)

VDH is doing dick jokes now?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (SH2Zi)

205 Looked up "can can concealment sport belt" and got thigh holsters supported by garter belts, so I'm in the dark.

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 08:50 PM (AmoqO)

206 flounder, *throwing a deck of cards and a gun on the table- wanna bet?*

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:51 PM (bVk7f)

207 That takes me back. I was ever so much less than 29 then.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 16, 2022 08:51 PM (U+Oxn)

208 Last time I was in LA I stayed at a hotel corner of Manchester and Lincoln. When I walked out in the morning, Canseco was there waiting on valet to bring him his car. I wanted to ask him for a couple stanzas of Canseku poetry but didn't want to put him on the spot.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (9unzF)

Really enjoyed his comments here.

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 08:52 PM (AmoqO)

209 Wait, what *kind* of list? Have you ever been to ETex? There's more of us here than you might realize.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

ETex, NETex...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 08:52 PM (egg9a)

210 flounder, *throwing a deck of cards and a gun on the table- wanna bet?*

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:51 PM (bVk7f)

It's on, lady.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 08:52 PM (SH2Zi)

211 Disney employees among 108 arrested in Polk County prostitution, human trafficking sting (Incl. Lifeguard Xavier Jackson)

of course they would complain about a law to stop grooming

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 08:52 PM (ZjvPR)

212 I want to see VDH waving around a tire iron on TV.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2022 08:52 PM (k5W2O)

213 The Holland video doesn't look real. How lovely.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 08:52 PM (TOXd3)

214 VDH is doing dick jokes now?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (SH2Zi)

Fartclams FTW

Posted by: VDH at March 16, 2022 08:53 PM (9unzF)

215 Never play Russian Roulette with a semiauto.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

216 VDH is doing dick jokes now?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (SH2Zi)

And bad historical quotes, in Latin and Greek of course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

217 Did you see that VDH cited AOSHQ as one of his sources for information???

Well it is a smart military blog, after all. Just be on the lookout for a new Moron who uses seven syllable words to talk about farming.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 08:54 PM (nfrXX)

218 East Texas is nice. The piney woods.
Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (AmoqO)

Well, yeah, unless you are allergic to pine trees.

Plus, that sap gets EVERYWHERE
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

NE Texas has hardwoods.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 08:54 PM (egg9a)

219 VDH ? who that ??

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 08:55 PM (V13WU)

220 I need clarity is my dog Paisley Scottish or Irish? It's important.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 16, 2022 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

221 On St. Paddy's day, everyone is Irish, even dogs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 16, 2022 08:56 PM (5HBd1)

222 Victor Davis Hanson ??

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 08:56 PM (V13WU)

223 flounder, I'll open with- no state income tax.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:56 PM (bVk7f)

224 You know VDH probably lurks on the ONT. He just has to.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:56 PM (YhOq5)

225 216 VDH is doing dick jokes now?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 08:49 PM (SH2Zi)

And bad historical quotes, in Latin and Greek of course!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

Dick jokes are classics.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 08:57 PM (II3Gr)

226 220
https://babynames.com/name/Paisley

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 08:57 PM (hOUT3)

227 RIP Eugene Parker, solar physicist.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 08:57 PM (qpX6U)

228 ..The Holland video doesn't look real. How lovely.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 08:52 PM (TOXd3)

This Tulip Bubble is gonna get outta hand. It's gonna get outta hand and collapse, and we'll be lucky to live through it!

/$timulus

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2022 08:57 PM (QzJWU)

229 224 You know VDH probably lurks on the ONT. He just has to.
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:56 PM (YhOq5)

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I think he was Tickled Pink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 08:57 PM (XG2Fi)

230 Corsicana has Mesquite, so there.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:57 PM (bVk7f)

231
South til you smell it, then West until you step in it.

*I kid I kid.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 08:25 PM (yQpMk)

It's Baja Okalahoma.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 08:58 PM (TOXd3)

232 ace's celebrity is detrimental to our wallets - investment in pants and similar

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 08:58 PM (V13WU)

233 VDH tells dick jokes in Latin and Greek.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:58 PM (YhOq5)

234 I need clarity is my dog Paisley Scottish or Irish? It's important.

What kind of whisky does he like?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 08:58 PM (nfrXX)

235 Agricola in villam viat.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 16, 2022 08:58 PM (U+Oxn)

236
I think he was Tickled Pink.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 08:57 PM (XG2Fi)

Okay, that's just funny.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 08:58 PM (TOXd3)

237 VDH is doing dick jokes now?

Posted by: flounder,

====

Just the tip. He's classy that way.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2022 08:58 PM (gTE4Q)

238 Dick jokes go back to antiquity.

Also in your pants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 08:58 PM (4fSQf)

239 I need clarity is my dog Paisley Scottish or Irish? It's important.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 16, 2022 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

Scots-Irish ! so, confused....

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 08:59 PM (V13WU)

240 VDH reads here? Thucydides for the win!

Posted by: Squid at March 16, 2022 08:59 PM (/laOj)

241 If Ace becomes a celebrity we're going to have to shave him again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 08:59 PM (4fSQf)

242 >>>Robots will replace us.

>Careful with the wireless traffic in close proximity, it accidentally release that ball into the casino behind the snack bar.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 08:59 PM (oWZwa)

243 I doubt VDH lurks in the comments, he doesn't look the type to get the humor. I'm sure he doesn't get ace's humor either but can't resist his style.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2022 09:00 PM (qH6FZ)

244 229- Lol. I certainly hope not. Maybe VDH checks in for the busty babe pictures.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2022 09:00 PM (9UxnR)

245 ..NE Texas has hardwoods. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 08:54 PM (egg9a)

There's a Razors R Us outlet in every small town there.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2022 09:00 PM (QzJWU)

246 NE Texas has hardwoods.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 08:54 PM (egg9a)

Son lived in Tyler for a couple of years. Had ancestors in Roxton back in the late 1800s. Not sure where that would be considered.

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 09:00 PM (AmoqO)

247 If Ace becomes a celebrity we're going to have to shave him again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 08:59 PM (4fSQf)

huh ? who is this "we" ?

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:01 PM (V13WU)

248 247 If Ace becomes a celebrity we're going to have to shave him again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 08:59 PM (4fSQf)

huh ? who is this "we" ?
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:01 PM (V13WU

Someone has to hold him down. There there's the shaving cream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:02 PM (4fSQf)

249 VDH reads here? Thucydides for the win!
Posted by: Squid

Euripedes?
Yeah. You fixadees?
--Just the Punchline

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:02 PM (egg9a)

250 You know VDH probably lurks on the ONT. He just has to.
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 08:56 PM (YhOq5)

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I think he was Tickled Pink.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 08:57 PM (XG2Fi)

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2022 09:02 PM (x8Wzq)

251 flounder, I'll open with- no state income tax.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:56 PM (bVk7f)

Call.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 09:02 PM (SH2Zi)

252 I doubt VDH lurks in the comments, he doesn't look the type to get the humor. I'm sure he doesn't get ace's humor either but can't resist his style.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2022 09:00 PM (qH6FZ)

He's a farmer. Sure he does.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 09:03 PM (SH2Zi)

253 If Paisley is Irish I may have to dress her in green tomorrow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 16, 2022 09:03 PM (eGTCV)

254 Someone has to hold him down. There there's the shaving cream.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:02 PM (4fSQf)

I did not sign up for this during AOSHQ registration.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU)

255 254 Someone has to hold him down. There there's the shaving cream.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:02 PM (4fSQf)

I did not sign up for this during AOSHQ registration.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU

No one reads the fine print anymore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:04 PM (4fSQf)

256 243 I doubt VDH lurks in the comments, he doesn't look the type to get the humor. I'm sure he doesn't get ace's humor either but can't resist his style.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2022 09:00 PM (qH6FZ)

I was at some dinner and VDH was there. There were plenty of cocktails and I went and said I enjoy his columns and yada yada yada. He isn't very chatty and I think he's an introvert.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 09:04 PM (TOXd3)

257 WA state has no state income tax. They still find ways to spend our money

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 16, 2022 09:04 PM (5HBd1)

258 "Now I have the strange urge to buy Tulip bulbs. Any of morons have any, I could go as high as 1000 gilders a piece."

I'm out of actual bulbs, but I have bulb NFTs, and bulb ETFs. Paper bulbs are better than real bulbs because you don't have the storage costs, and it's more liquid.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 09:04 PM (qpX6U)

259 Euripedes?
Yeah. You fixadees?
--Just the Punchline

I think the punchline is supposed to be Eumenides.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 09:04 PM (nfrXX)

260 DAMMIT ! I DID NOT READ THE FINE PRINT !!

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:04 PM (V13WU)

261 Son lived in Tyler for a couple of years. Had ancestors in Roxton back in the late 1800s. Not sure where that would be considered.
Posted by: Javems

Roxton looks to be on the edge of ETex & NETex.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (egg9a)

262 flounder, I raise with a non- nut job Guvner.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (bVk7f)

263 Who among us is DH?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (eGTCV)

264 Just don't give Paisley anything green to drink or eat.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (5HBd1)

265 260 DAMMIT ! I DID NOT READ THE FINE PRINT !!
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:04 PM (V13WU)

Should've retained a good lawyer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (II3Gr)

266 “Oddball sites… I like Ace of Spades, I mean he’s really cruel to people but whoever Ace is I have a lot of admiration for his eccentricity—“

Then he got cut off before he could embarrass himself further.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 16, 2022 09:06 PM (U+Oxn)

267 flounder, *throwing a deck of cards and a gun on the table- wanna bet?*
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 08:51 PM

errr ... That wouldn't be the kitchen table, would it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 09:06 PM (a3Q+t)

268 I bet you have smarter Senators than we have too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 16, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

269
Son lived in Tyler for a couple of years. Had ancestors in Roxton back in the late 1800s. Not sure where that would be considered.
Posted by: Javems at Marc

Some friends of mine have relatives in that town and they bought a nice house there. They are renting it out. They'd like to buy a house here but they can't afford to and they may have to move to Texas. He's in construction so he can work anywhere.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 09:06 PM (TOXd3)

270 Anybody wonder if the massive fire at that Wal-Mart distribution center and at the fertilizer plant were sabotage?

Are we already at war and we just don't know it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2022 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

271 how can we retire Hannity ?

the guy really, truly sucks

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:07 PM (us2H3)

272 If Paisley is Irish I may have to dress her in green tomorrow.

If you're really feeling sporty, dress her in orange. I used to have a co-worker who would never fail to wear an orange t-shirt on St. Pat's day.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 09:07 PM (nfrXX)

273 flounder, I raise with a non- nut job Guvner.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (bVk7f)

~~*I'm out*~~

*pulls gun*

You can't have them.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 09:07 PM (SH2Zi)

274 263 Who among us is DH?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (eGTCV)

Some moron's kid just became DH

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 09:07 PM (II3Gr)

275 "I like Ace of Spades, I mean he's really cruel to people"

He kids because he loves.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 09:07 PM (qpX6U)

276 He isn't very chatty and I think he's an introvert.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 09:04 PM (TOXd3)

Be gentle with introverts. You gotta treat them like cats. Don't look at them directly and then blink real slowly so they know you're not a threat.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 09:07 PM (uVYit)

277 258
I'm out of actual bulbs, but I have bulb NFTs, and bulb ETFs. Paper bulbs are better than real bulbs because you don't have the storage costs, and it's more liquid.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 09:04 PM (qpX6U)

You may think you are joking, but I actually know of a jeweler who is selling NFT jewelry! And people are actually buying it!!!!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at March 16, 2022 09:08 PM (l0Cy4)

278 I did not sign up for this during AOSHQ registration.
Posted by: runner

No one reads the fine print anymore.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

We have fine print?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:09 PM (egg9a)

279 Ace isn't cruel to people. He just has an incredibly low tolerance for idiots.

Especially idiots who think they are brilliant.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:09 PM (4fSQf)

280
Should've retained a good lawyer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (II3Gr)

Very irresponsible of me. Now I have to help shave ace.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:09 PM (V13WU)

281 We have fine print?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:09 PM (egg9a)

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Don't you ever turn over your membership plaque?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 09:10 PM (XG2Fi)

282 Are we already at war and we just don't know it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2022 09:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

Eris, is there really still any doubt in your mind?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

283 Don't you ever turn over your membership plaque?

Plaque? I thought it said plague so I threw it in the fireplace without opening it.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 09:11 PM (nfrXX)

284 "You may think you are joking, but I actually know of a jeweler who is selling NFT jewelry! And people are actually buying it!!!!!"

Veblen effect.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 09:11 PM (qpX6U)

285 We have fine print?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:09 PM (egg9a)

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Don't you ever turn over your membership plaque?
Posted by: Cicero

We got plaques?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:11 PM (egg9a)

286 We have fine print?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:09 PM (egg9a)

To be fair, modern microdot technology is very complex!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:11 PM (hOUT3)

287 280
Should've retained a good lawyer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (II3Gr)

Very irresponsible of me. Now I have to help shave ace.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:09 PM (V13WU

At least we draw straws for the worst bits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:12 PM (4fSQf)

288 Very irresponsible of me. Now I have to help shave ace.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:09 PM (V13WU)

Ah. Article V, Section 3, paragraph EE.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 09:12 PM (II3Gr)

289 Anybody wonder if the massive fire at that Wal-Mart distribution center and at the fertilizer plant were sabotage?

Are we already at war and we just don't know it?

==

Fertilizer is not our weak spot....

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:12 PM (V13WU)

290 Eris, is there really still any doubt in your mind?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

Alas, no.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 16, 2022 09:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

291 Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Or strippers.

Posted by: Squid at March 16, 2022 09:13 PM (/laOj)

292 Some friends of mine have relatives in that town and they bought a nice house there. They are renting it out. They'd like to buy a house here but they can't afford to and they may have to move to Texas. He's in construction so he can work anywhere.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 09:06 PM (TOXd3)

I would like to visit Roxton. My Great Grandfather moved there from Tennessee in 1880 and started a Blacksmithing business. They eventually moved to Oklahoma Territories.

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 09:14 PM (AmoqO)

293 Draw straws..for the record I never cheat at straws. NEVER.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:14 PM (V13WU)

294 Hope everyone read Section 2, Paragraph 8.

About the Lesbian sister clause and any Pre-WW2 silver dollars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:14 PM (4fSQf)

295 I like Ace of Spades, I mean he's really cruel to people"

====

My God, it's right there in front of us - Ace is VDH is Ace.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2022 09:14 PM (gTE4Q)

296 284 "You may think you are joking, but I actually know of a jeweler who is selling NFT jewelry! And people are actually buying it!!!!!"

Veblen effect.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Var

I had never heard of this before or I was sick that day. Now I have tabs open so I can read all about this effect.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 09:14 PM (TOXd3)

297 East Texas is becoming Horde Central. I love it.

In less than two weeks I'll be out of ATX and in ETX!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:14 PM (lD3vL)

298 At least we draw straws for the worst bits.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:12 PM

Fun fact: The finest boar bristles used in the finest brushes come from the region the boar wants most to protect.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 09:15 PM (a3Q+t)

299 294 Hope everyone read Section 2, Paragraph 8.

About the Lesbian sister clause and any Pre-WW2 silver dollars.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:14 PM (4fSQf)

Make sure to review the corresponding Schedule D.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 09:15 PM (II3Gr)

300 Greeks bearing strippers, or strippers bearing gifts, or a minaj a three?

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 16, 2022 09:16 PM (taPSh)

301 Should've retained a good lawyer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 09:05 PM (II3Gr)

Yeah, it is harder to get out of the AosHQ contract than a time share in Chechnya.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 09:16 PM (yQpMk)

302 Husband really wants to live in Arizona. I'm not so sure. I'd like to live in a red state that has some coastline.
Posted by: Jordan61

Travelled to Tucson quite a bit, I like it. The heat is dry, and there's enough of a winter for a dusting of snow to prevent giant flying cockroaches.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 16, 2022 09:17 PM (sqsol)

303 Or strippers grifting bears.

Posted by: Squid at March 16, 2022 09:17 PM (/laOj)

304 test

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:18 PM (hOUT3)

305 so the Poles wanna give the Ukes 30 yo clunkers and we give the Poles shiny new F 16s

I guess so

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:18 PM (us2H3)

306 Arizona has scorpions and tarantulas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:18 PM (4fSQf)

307 Sorry, Mr. Hanson!

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 16, 2022 09:18 PM (taPSh)

308 I sent my membership plaque to my dentist!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:19 PM (hOUT3)

309 Why did my hash change? Is it because I signed up for Only Fans?

Posted by: Squid at March 16, 2022 09:19 PM (/laOj)

310 What's the difference between Greeks and Democrats?

Greeks stopped screwing young boys 2300 years ago.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 09:19 PM (XG2Fi)

311 East wind rain.

Posted by: Imperial Weather Service at March 16, 2022 09:20 PM (9X60i)

312 Pick one from column A, two from column B.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 16, 2022 09:20 PM (mNhhD)

313 306 Arizona has scorpions and tarantulas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:18 PM (4fSQf)

I know nothing of scorpions but tarantulas aren't scary or poisonous.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 09:20 PM (TOXd3)

314 Indiana is a red state with a coast. Then again, Indiana is a soul - destroying pit.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2022 09:21 PM (gTE4Q)

315 Fertilizer is not our weak spot....
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:12 PM (V13WU)

Au contraire ...

https://bityl.co/BMJn

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

316 Husband really wants to live in Arizona. I'm not so sure. I'd like to live in a red state that has some coastline.
Posted by: Jordan61

OK, take us with you.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 09:21 PM (SH2Zi)

317 Hmm, is "Russia's top energy firm" one of the oil companies Goldman Sachs, BlackRock and others may have bought tons of stock in, after sanctions crashed the price?

Now you understand how hedge funds work.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:22 PM (lD3vL)

318 East Texas is becoming Horde Central. I love it.

In less than two weeks I'll be out of ATX and in ETX!
Posted by: Reuben Hick

I'm 34 minutes from Paris & 32 minutes from Sherman.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:22 PM (egg9a)

319 316 Husband really wants to live in Arizona. I'm not so sure. I'd like to live in a red state that has some coastline.
Posted by: Jordan61

OK, take us with you.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 09:21 PM (SH2Zi)

Plenty of coastline here. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 09:23 PM (II3Gr)

320 Au contraire ...

https://bityl.co/BMJn
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

DC has some...

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:23 PM (V13WU)

321 I know nothing of scorpions but tarantulas aren't scary or poisonous.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 09:20 PM (TOXd3)

Wait till you stick your foot in a shoe with one inside.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:23 PM (4fSQf)

322 Indiana is a red state with a coast. Then again, Indiana is a soul - destroying pit.

But I can't go back there.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 09:23 PM (nfrXX)

323 I don't think VDH would have ever written 'I just want the sex to be as efficient as possible.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 09:24 PM (QCwhW)

324 Ace posted to one of those TikTok slurs and a thought occurred to me.

TikTok is just Only Fans for the tween set, isn't it?

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 09:24 PM (WNh1w)

325 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 16, 2022 09:24 PM (TdMsT)

326 so the Poles wanna give the Ukes 30 yo clunkers and we give the Poles shiny new F 16s

I thought F16s were from the mid 1970s

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:24 PM (lD3vL)

327 I need clarity is my dog Paisley Scottish or Irish? It's important.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 16, 2022 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

The politically correct term now is "Parkinson's Disease"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2022 09:24 PM (xhaym)

328 Juicy says he hasn't eaten since he was jailed

food that is

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:25 PM (us2H3)

329 Coastlines are overrated and tend to pull in all sorts of whackos. Better to look for a place with a nice lake or river.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 16, 2022 09:25 PM (5HBd1)

330 Raining here. Just as long as it doesn't freeze overnight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2022 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)

331 140 I'm making $24,000 a month in my spare Time by selling lace wigs and machines. You can too!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2022 08:32 PM (fsetr)

Can you hook me up with a set of cat filters?

Posted by: a.moron at March 16, 2022 09:25 PM (F6Xpw)

332 It'd be gold hear VDH dryly drop a hint of vernacular on Tucker, something like "Biden's energy policy is simply barking fartclam mad"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 16, 2022 09:25 PM (sqsol)

333 315 Fertilizer is not our weak spot....
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:12 PM (V13WU)
Au contraire ...
https://bityl.co/BMJn
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

In a complex civilization, there are a lot of seeming unconnected features that can suddenly connect themselves in ways totally unexpected by the "anointed intelligentsia"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (hOUT3)

334 In less than two weeks I'll be out of ATX and in ETX!
Posted by: Reuben Hick

I'm 34 minutes from Paris & 32 minutes from Sherman.
Posted by: rickb223

By announcing it I'm trying to scare people away from ETX

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (lD3vL)

335 flounder gets it!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (bVk7f)

336 Raining here.

What have you done to upset the sky so much it's crying?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (SchxB)

337 313 306 Arizona has scorpions and tarantulas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:18 PM (4fSQf)

I know nothing of scorpions but tarantulas aren't scary or poisonous.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 09:20 PM (TOXd3)

-------------------------------

They also have black widows.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (CAJOC)

338 where I was raised in east TX is now literally underwater

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (us2H3)

339
Wait till you stick your foot in a shoe with one inside.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:23 PM (4fSQf)

I have them here, I check my shoes before I put them on. I do not want a tarantula in my boots.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2022 09:27 PM (TOXd3)

340 Coastlines are overrated and tend to pull in all sorts of whackos. Better to look for a place with a nice lake or river.

Or poetically stated: All things wash down to the sea.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:27 PM (lD3vL)

341
But I can't go back there.

Posted by: Oddbob

=====

Never understood that song. Dude, it's Indiana. You can't go back? That's not a problem. Get on with your life.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2022 09:27 PM (gTE4Q)

342 266 "Oddball sites... I like Ace of Spades, I mean he's really cruel to people but whoever Ace is I have a lot of admiration for his eccentricity-"

Then he got cut off before he could embarrass himself further.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 16, 2022 09:06 PM (U+Oxn)

Cruel to be kind,
in the right measure,
cruel to be kind,
is the very best kind!

BAAAYYY-BEEEE, you gotta be

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 09:27 PM (QCwhW)

343 323 I don't think VDH would have ever written 'I just want the sex to be as efficient as possible.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 09:24 PM (QCwhW)

-------------------------

That sentence requires a German accent to be spoken properly.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:27 PM (CAJOC)

344 Juicy says he hasn't eaten since he was jailed

food that is
Posted by: REDACTED

Bull. Shit. He's had tube steak 3x a day.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:28 PM (egg9a)

345 Never understood that song. Dude, it's Indiana. You can't go back? That's not a problem. Get on with your life.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2022 09:27 PM (gTE4Q)

I think he killed a dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 09:28 PM (QCwhW)

346 {{{Ladyl}}}

Hope that all is well with you and yours!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:28 PM (hOUT3)

347 rickb223, and you are how far from Corsicana, huh, huh, huh?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 09:28 PM (bVk7f)

348 The Smartest Cruelest Milblog On The Net!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 09:28 PM (XG2Fi)

349 They also have black widows.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

You know, more people are dyin' to buy Widow bikes, than die of rattler bites every year.

Posted by: Philo Beddoe at March 16, 2022 09:29 PM (sqsol)

350 >>> 182 Didn't expect to see the NYT writing about this.

@kenvogel

SCOOP: HUNTER BIDEN paid off a significant tax liability (he told an associate that it was $1M+ & that he took out a loan to pay it).

But a federal grand jury is continuing to gather evidence in a broad probe of Hunter's international business dealings.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

*cackles*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 16, 2022 09:29 PM (llON8)

351 Wonder if VDH checks out the book thread?

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 16, 2022 09:29 PM (5HBd1)

352 TikTok is just Only Fans for the tween set, isn't it?
Posted by: Robert

Exactly. My tween grand had a site that would curl your hair. She is a recovering tictooker. No kidding.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:29 PM (Msys3)

353 Raining here.

What have you done to upset the sky so much it's crying?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (SchxB)

Prolly because I drank straight from the milk carton last night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2022 09:29 PM (x8Wzq)

354 "Mitt Romney Will Likely Face Utah's MAGA Attorney General in GOP Senate Primary in 2024"

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:29 PM (V13WU)

355 Tick tock is mainline dopamine for likes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:31 PM (4fSQf)

356 scorpions, black widows, brown recluse, and fire ants. Still wouldn't trade it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 09:31 PM (bVk7f)

357 VDH, just like Thomas Sowell, is an American treasure. The man is an academician and an accomplished writer. His books on ancient (Greek and Roman) military history are excellent sources to teach youth about western civilization. He is also an accomplished farmer.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 16, 2022 09:31 PM (mb926)

358 Juicy says he hasn't eaten since he was jailed
food that is
Posted by: REDACTED
Bull. Shit. He's had tube steak 3x a day.
Posted by: rickb223

Three hots on a cot?

Posted by: Philo Beddoe at March 16, 2022 09:31 PM (sqsol)

359 this Ukrainian shit has made the GOP nutz

they have the GDP of Arkansas with 15 times as many people

get a grip, fuckers

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:31 PM (us2H3)

360 Prolly because I drank straight from the milk carton last night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

while standing in front of the fridge with the door open I'll bet.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:31 PM (Msys3)

361 336 Raining here.

What have you done to upset the sky so much it's crying?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (SchxB)

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If all those old people and leftists were screaming at me all the time, I'd cry too...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:31 PM (CAJOC)

362 rickb223, and you are how far from Corsicana, huh, huh, huh?
Posted by: Ben Had

Too far. :-(
About an hour and a half north of Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:32 PM (egg9a)

363 "Mitt Romney Will Likely Face Utah's MAGA Attorney General in GOP Senate Primary in 2024"
Posted by: runner

If the AG isn't LDS, then Mitt will win. Mitt's something like a bishop.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2022 09:32 PM (66jxp)

364 pi]I don't think VDH would have ever written 'I just want the sex to be as efficient as possible.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 09:24 PM (QCwhW)

That is true, he seems to be more of a "proof of work" sort of guy

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2022 09:32 PM (xhaym)

365 359. One of "our side" called Zman the leader of the free world.

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 09:33 PM (ONvIw)

366 I don't think I could tolerate the TX heat now

completely pussyfied

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:33 PM (us2H3)

367 Prolly because I drank straight from the milk carton last night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

while standing in front of the fridge with the door open I'll bet.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:31 PM (Msys3)

*waves hands*
SSSHHH! She'll hear you.

At least I was in my tighty whiteys.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2022 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

368 If the AG isn't LDS, then Mitt will win. Mitt's something like a bishop.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2022 09:32 PM (66jxp)

It's the Bishop!
-I am on a Monty Python skit jag here today

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 09:33 PM (QCwhW)

369 About an hour and a half north of Dallas.
Posted by: rickb223

Oh - During rush hour that would be McKinney.

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:34 PM (Msys3)

370 I'd like to see Mutt Rombley get facefucked by one of those Alien spider things.

Posted by: Philo Beddoe at March 16, 2022 09:34 PM (sqsol)

371 356 scorpions, black widows, brown recluse, and fire ants. Still wouldn't trade it.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 09:31 PM (bVk7f)

-----------------------------------

This could be one of those "one of these things is not like the other" segments on Sesame Street.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:34 PM (CAJOC)

372 All Mitt is missing is the weird hat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:34 PM (4fSQf)

373 Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 09:33 PM (ONvIw)

Kennedy. Damn shame as I liked him a lot.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 16, 2022 09:35 PM (0Ao06)

374 370 I'd like to see Mutt Rombley get facefucked by one of those Alien spider things.
Posted by: Philo Beddoe at March 16, 2022 09:34 PM (sqsol)

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Softie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 09:35 PM (XG2Fi)

375 ..I thought F16s were from the mid 1970s
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:24 PM (lD3vL)

That Ft. Worth assembly line has pretty much been in nonstop operation, since inception. Not too far back, the Block 50 Mk. (?) was the hot thing, and now the made-for Israel models with the humpback fuel cels, are also (except for key electronics) being produced for Saudi Arabia and other mideast shitholes. PLUS, there are several other countries with Licensed F-16 production lines, making their own versions and marques of the things. F-16s will be flying missions for another two decades I'd wager.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2022 09:35 PM (QzJWU)

376 The resultant alien would have great hair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 09:35 PM (QCwhW)

377 338 where I was raised in east TX is now literally underwater

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (us2H3)

Toledo Bend has some good fishing.

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 09:36 PM (AmoqO)

378 If the AG isn't LDS, then Mitt will win. Mitt's something like a bishop.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 16, 2022 09:32 PM (66jxp)

So is this guy ! True story.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:36 PM (V13WU)

379 >>>All Mitt is missing is the weird hat.

>Bring back Willard with the cornbrero!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 09:36 PM (oWZwa)

380 365 359. One of "our side" called Zman the leader of the free world.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 09:33 PM (ONvIw)

the Z man has one thing going for him

in Ukraine, it is legal for the powerful to shake down corporations

Creepy Porn Lawyer should have looked into Ukraine

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:36 PM (us2H3)

381 Bishop of Salt Lake CIty.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:37 PM (V13WU)

382 Do Mormons have a pope or a metropolitan or the equivalent?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 09:37 PM (XG2Fi)

383 VDH, just like Thomas Sowell, is an American treasure. The man is an academician and an accomplished writer. His books on ancient (Greek and Roman) military history are excellent sources to teach youth about western civilization. He is also an accomplished farmer.
Posted by: Floridachick

I like VDH, I have several of his books. "Carnage and Culture", "A War Like No Other", "War, the Father of Us All"; he's a smart guy.
Thomas Sowell is a very brilliant man. He's really almost a genius. I'm reading "Knowledge and Decisions" by him.
Thomas Sowell >> VDH, and I really like VDH. That's not a put down of Victor Hanson.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 16, 2022 09:38 PM (tjZg/)

384 >>> In less than two weeks I'll be out of ATX and in ETX!
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:14 PM (lD3vL)

Wait, it this is a long-term move? Congratulations!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 09:38 PM (llON8)

385 Tick tock is mainline dopamine for likes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Pretty much every active participants' amygdala is trashed.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:38 PM (lD3vL)

386 368�If the AG isn't LDS, then Mitt will win. Mitt's something like a bishop.
Posted by: Blutarski

The AG is a Filipino American.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 16, 2022 09:38 PM (mb926)

387 About an hour and a half north of Dallas.
Posted by: rickb223

Oh - During rush hour that would be McKinney.

LOL
Posted by: Tonypete

Yeah. I had the opportunity to work 9/80 or 5/40.
I took 5/40. I'm out of the office at 3:30 headed north, trying to stay on the front of traffic.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:38 PM (egg9a)

388 Do Mormons have a pope or a metropolitan or the equivalent?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 09:37 PM (XG2Fi)

Church president.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:39 PM (V13WU)

389 Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 16, 2022 09:38 PM (tjZg/)

His book Of Cultures And Conquests is pretty damn good too. Kind of a brief history of the world.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 16, 2022 09:39 PM (0Ao06)

390 this Ukrainian shit has made the GOP nutz
they have the GDP of Arkansas with 15 times as many people
get a grip, fuckers
Posted by: REDACTED

IKR? Assholes like Miss Lindsay can jerk off their flaccid warboners, while the Demoncrats can throw fistfuls of roofies into the taxpayers' drinks and dryfuck us all night long. Bipartisan win!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 16, 2022 09:39 PM (sqsol)

391 The sheep video reminds me of this unintentionally hilarious trailer for a creepy movie called "Lamb" starring Noomi Rapace:

https://tinyurl.com/Lamb-Trailer

Posted by: Sharkman at March 16, 2022 09:39 PM (B1Vad)

392 377 338 where I was raised in east TX is now literally underwater

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM (us2H3)

Toledo Bend has some good fishing.
Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 09:36 PM (AmoqO)

Lake Fork

Grandfathers farm is underwater now

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:39 PM (us2H3)

393 Do Mormons have a pope or a metropolitan or the equivalent?
Posted by: Cicero

Elders of the Church.

I have known several Mormons, and they were all really nice people. Hard workers, friendly, nice folks.

But I don't want to be a Mormon.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 16, 2022 09:39 PM (tjZg/)

394 Cruel to be kind,
in the right measure,
cruel to be kind,
is the very best kind!

BAAAYYY-BEEEE, you gotta be
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That's a new Lowe.

Posted by: Miklos, agreeably agreeing at March 16, 2022 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

395 Jamaica Queens: Magnesium can help leg cramps. My doctor recommended. If I take it, I sleep through the night. If I forget, I get jerked out of a sound sleep and have to walk off the cramps.

Posted by: Wenda at March 16, 2022 09:40 PM (72bpD)

396 That's a new Lowe.
Posted by: Miklos, agreeably agreeing at March 16, 2022 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)

Lowe is Lowe.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:41 PM (V13WU)

397 NPR is so excited that the country is so united atm over Ukraine

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:41 PM (us2H3)

398 One of "our side" called Zman the leader of the free world.
Posted by: CN

He's some kind of coked -out, gay, former comedian.

That's what passes for a leader and hero these days.
Just ask Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 16, 2022 09:41 PM (tjZg/)

399 Imagine this horror story:

WW3:

Several EMPs disable all internet traffic for years as the war rages.

The people of the tictok generation will be like heroin fiends itching and sweating on the bed without it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:41 PM (4fSQf)

400 F-16 fanboi info at F-16 dot net.

Good stuff.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 09:42 PM (BFigT)

401 If you say Prague instead of Praha, your Putin's puppet, and a traitor.

Posted by: Willard at March 16, 2022 09:42 PM (vN+oL)

402 OK, take us with you.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 09:21 PM (SH2Zi)

Plenty of coastline here. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at

Ok. Florida sucks. Sorry. Anywhere you have to stay inside 9 months of the year sucks. Just. No.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:43 PM (U2p+3)

403 There is a light in the darkness (Fallout)

https://youtu.be/uZwzbA91Yno

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2022 09:43 PM (ybIRR)

404 I get jerked out of a sound sleep and have to walk off the cramps.

Posted by: Wenda at March 16, 2022 09:40 PM (72bpD)

Hello

Posted by: Phrasing? at March 16, 2022 09:43 PM (GSYnl)

405 The people of the tictok generation will be like heroin fiends itching and sweating on the bed without it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Ok.

Posted by: Infidel at March 16, 2022 09:43 PM (ou23q)

406 375

F-16s will be flying missions for another two decades I'd wager.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2022 09:35 PM (QzJWU)

That's cute, kid.

Posted by: B-52 Stratofortress at March 16, 2022 09:43 PM (F6Xpw)

407 looks like Mutt has a serious challenger for 2024

I live in MA and watched Mutt run from a fight for his re-election for Gov

He's still smarting from the drubbing he took from Teddy in the 90's

My guess is he retires to spend more time with his undies

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:44 PM (us2H3)

408 Several EMPs disable all internet traffic for years as the war rages.

The people of the tictok generation will be like heroin fiends itching and sweating on the bed without it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:41 PM (4fSQf)

Ugh that reminds me of One Second After by William Fortstchen. Horrifyingly authentic.

Posted by: parsimony at March 16, 2022 09:44 PM (X1xq4)

409 That's a new Lowe.
Posted by: Miklos, agreeably agreeing at March 16, 2022 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)
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Lowe is Lowe.
Posted by: runner

how many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 16, 2022 09:44 PM (k1UTF)

410 Wait, it this is a long-term move? Congratulations!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Yep. Made a checklist of what features I need in a future home and I found the Unicorn:

☑ MUST HAVE BROADBAND
☑ Water and Protein (hoof or hook) / Acreage
☑ Red political district / based neighbors
☑ Large shop with 240v and water
☑ Not too far from civilization (don't want to have to take a half day to go to Lowes Depot)
☑ Full brick ranch style
☑ Gas on property

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:44 PM (lD3vL)

411 I get jerked out of a sound sleep and have to walk off the cramps.
Posted by: Wenda at March 16, 2022 09:40 PM (72bpD)
Hello
Posted by: Phrasing?

If only...

Posted by: John Wayne Bobbitt at March 16, 2022 09:44 PM (sqsol)

412 404 I get jerked out of a sound sleep and have to walk off the cramps.

Posted by: Wenda at March 16, 2022 09:40 PM (72bpD)

Hello
Posted by: Phrasing? at March 16, 2022 09:43 PM (GSYnl)

did she say "gramps"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2022 09:45 PM (us2H3)

413 I get jerked out of a sound sleep and have to walk off the cramps.

Posted by: Wenda

I think The Cramps had a song called Wake Up

Posted by: Miklos, hearing guitars in my head at March 16, 2022 09:45 PM (QzkSJ)

414 403 There is a light in the darkness (Fallout)

https://youtu.be/uZwzbA91Yno
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Saw one of those Japanese train movies but it wasn't like this one at all.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2022 09:46 PM (Zktzy)

415 Posted by: Reuben Hick

Starlink came in. Elon Musk has internet screaming now.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:46 PM (egg9a)

416 I love Prague.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 09:47 PM (axyOa)

417 how many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?
Posted by: BifBewalski

I'm guessing six, but that could be a loweball number

Posted by: Miklosian Guessification GmbH at March 16, 2022 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

418 Errrr Uggh.

Avenge me!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 09:48 PM (SH2Zi)

419 Dear {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at March 16, 2022 09:48 PM (TdMsT)

420 Ugh that reminds me of One Second After by William Fortstchen. Horrifyingly authentic.
Posted by: parsimony at March 16, 2022 09:44 PM (X1xq4)

I'll have to read that. I'm a child of the 80s, so that's right up my ally.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:48 PM (4fSQf)

421 I love Prague.
Posted by: Diogenes

Yes

Mass quantities of excellent beer

Posted by: Miklos the Bibulous at March 16, 2022 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)

422 416 I love Prague.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 09:47 PM (axyOa)

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There are some first-rate buskers in Prague.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 09:48 PM (XG2Fi)

423 Miklos!!!!

Nice to see you. The HQ is a better place when you are here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:49 PM (U2p+3)

424 Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:44 PM (lD3vL)
------------

Congratulations on your new digs.
Hope you bring us a few settling in stories along the way.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2022 09:49 PM (Zktzy)

425 {{{Nurse}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at March 16, 2022 09:49 PM (TdMsT)

426 enriching ~~Moscow~~ Hunter even as Ukraine sanctions bite

Fixed it For Truth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2022 09:49 PM (6lMp2)

427 The expression "Eateth of my greasy leathern sexbag" does have certain ivory tower academic stank about it.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 09:49 PM (6FeV1)

428 Starlink came in. Elon Musk has internet screaming now.

West side of the lake gets 1GB broadband, the east side of the lake gets smoke signals and carrier pidgin.

I can't have things interrupted due to WX, but Musk is a savior to those who can work remote and don't want to spend half a million for a 1400 sq ft hovel in town.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:50 PM (lD3vL)

429 416 I love Prague.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 09:47 PM (axyOa)

oh, really

Posted by: Bob Mueller at March 16, 2022 09:50 PM (us2H3)

430 I need popcorn. I should get some popcorn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 16, 2022 09:50 PM (4fSQf)

431 Nice to see you. The HQ is a better place when you are here.
Posted by: nurse ratched

And I am a better person!

Well, I try (somewhat)

Posted by: Miklos, now NEW and IMPROVED! at March 16, 2022 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)

432 >>>That's a new Lowe.

>Let's try to Nick this in the bud before it gets out of hand.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 09:50 PM (oWZwa)

433 Ladyl.
I miss you more than you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:51 PM (U2p+3)

434 I'm guessing six, but that could be a loweball number
Posted by: Miklosian Guessification GmbH

good to see ya, bro!

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 16, 2022 09:51 PM (k1UTF)

435 416 I love Prague.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 09:47 PM (axyOa)

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Yeah. It folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at March 16, 2022 09:51 PM (XG2Fi)

436 If someone mentioned this and I missed it I apologize. Victor Davis Hanson mentioned AoS as a site he regularly reads.

Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at March 16, 2022 09:52 PM (VJBq9)

437 Congratulations on your new digs.
Hope you bring us a few settling in stories along the way.

I do have to move this HUGE vault-like object (same size and weight). So far I'm trying to get a drop deck trailer and a furniture/crate mover. Not easy to find and those items are spread around the State.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:52 PM (lD3vL)

438 415 Posted by: Reuben Hick

Starlink came in. Elon Musk has internet screaming now.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:46 PM (egg9a)
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If he can get satellite receivers into Ukraine we should be able to slip materiel in.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2022 09:52 PM (Zktzy)

439 433 Ladyl.
I miss you more than you know.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:51 PM (U2p+3)

Miss you more than you know...

Posted by: Ladyl at March 16, 2022 09:52 PM (TdMsT)

440 436 If someone mentioned this and I missed it I apologize. Victor Davis Hanson mentioned AoS as a site he regularly reads.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at March 16, 2022 09:52 PM (VJBq9)

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at March 16, 2022 09:52 PM (XG2Fi)

441 436 If someone mentioned this and I missed it I apologize. Victor Davis Hanson mentioned AoS as a site he regularly reads.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at March 16, 2022 09:52 PM (VJBq9)

That's cool to know. Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2022 09:53 PM (FsZ2q)

442 You gonna smoke that condom, man?

Posted by: Tommy Chong. at March 16, 2022 09:53 PM (n/szn)

443 >>> 410 Wait, it this is a long-term move? Congratulations!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Yep. Made a checklist of what features I need in a future home and I found the Unicorn:

[jealous, although I am happy I found what I have now]
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:44 PM (lD3vL)

(I don't think I can make pixy accept those checkboxes)

Very nice! I'm sure you're going to have fun packing everything up and then deciding where to put it in the new place and then UNpacking, but perhaps there should be a mini-MoMee later this spring. Or early summer. Or something.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 09:53 PM (llON8)

444 FUN FACT

I was arrested by the commie Security Police in Prague in 1987.

When they let me out, I got a ride from those folks to the Zlatyho Tygru, which has been a pub since 1319 or so.

Posted by: Miklos, now that you didn't mention it at March 16, 2022 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)

445 One Second After by William Fortstchen

A very grim set of stories. Drove through Black Mountain on a return trip from Burlington, NC once just to scope it out. A bit eerie.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 09:53 PM (BFigT)

446 If he can get satellite receivers into Ukraine we should be able to slip materiel in.

Posted by: Braenyard

Make it worth the Drug Cartel's worthwhile and they can smuggle in ANYTHING.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:54 PM (lD3vL)

447 good to see ya, bro!
Posted by: BifBewalski

Hello from South Cackalacky!

Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at March 16, 2022 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)

448 440 436 If someone mentioned this and I missed it I apologize. Victor Davis Hanson mentioned AoS as a site he regularly reads.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at March 16, 2022
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If you could provide a link I would be forever grateful.
There are some noses that need rubbing and there is nothing better than that.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2022 09:56 PM (Zktzy)

449 444 FUN FACT

I was arrested by the commie Security Police in Prague in 1987.

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Did you incite insurrection?

Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at March 16, 2022 09:57 PM (XG2Fi)

450 The whole one second after series is very good.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 16, 2022 09:57 PM (0Ao06)

451 >>> 437
.....
So far I'm trying to get a drop deck trailer and a furniture/crate mover. Not easy to find and those items are spread around the State.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:52 PM (lD3vL)

Maybe try calling some of the businesses in Tyler - even if they won't travel as far as where you're leaving and/or you prefer to handle it yourself, they may have suggestions for where you can find the tools to rent or buy.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2022 09:58 PM (llON8)

452 FUN FACT

I was arrested by the commie Security Police in Prague in 1987.

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Did you incite insurrection?
Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at March 16, 2022 09:57 PM (XG2Fi)

Smuggling.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:58 PM (V13WU)

453 I love Prague. And probably will owed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 16, 2022 09:58 PM (fXQbd)

454 I wonder what VDH thought about nude guy on an ottoman?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 09:58 PM (axyOa)

455 The people from Wuhan love the Prague.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2022 09:59 PM (ybIRR)

456 Starlink came in. Elon Musk has internet screaming now.

West side of the lake gets 1GB broadband, the east side of the lake gets smoke signals and carrier pidgin.

I can't have things interrupted due to WX, but Musk is a savior to those who can work remote and don't want to spend half a million for a 1400 sq ft hovel in town.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

iphone to internet 80 Mbps
Router to Internet 90 Mbps
iPhone to Router 77 Mbps
In an area where we don't even get cell service.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:01 PM (egg9a)

457 ONT is nood!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 10:01 PM (SchxB)

458 So Is VDH besotted by Zelenskyy?

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:01 PM (ONvIw)

459 Posted by: Braenyard

Make it worth the Drug Cartel's worthwhile and they can smuggle in ANYTHING.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 16, 2022 09:54 PM (lD3vL)
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He's shipped truck loads of dishes into Ukraine
He's challenged Putin to a fight mano a mano
He'll probably be the one to rescue the American astronaut.

He's doing more for the country than Biden.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 16, 2022 10:01 PM (Zktzy)

460 They also have black widows.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:26 PM

I thought Philo Beddoe and Clyde took care of them.

Posted by: Bert G at March 16, 2022 10:01 PM (TxXrI)

461 https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=398232

nood

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 16, 2022 10:02 PM (k1UTF)

462 I was arrested by the commie Security Police in Prague in 1987.

When they let me out, I got a ride from those folks to the Zlatyho Tygru, which has been a pub since 1319 or so.
Posted by: Miklos, now that you didn't mention it at March 16, 2022 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
***

I was out with a buddy of mine just after the Warsaw Pact folded. He worked at the Embassy and the car had Diplo Plates. We got pulled over anyway...the cops thought they could jerk us around a bit. My buddy speaks the language like a native. I had to work at not laughing.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 10:02 PM (axyOa)

463 @ Ruben Hick.

Try "U-Shipit dot com". It's a Load Brokerage available to us "private individuals", without going through a conventional Freight Broker.

Register an account, type in your load details, desired shipping mode (you said lowboy flatbed/drop-deck?), covered/uncovered, dates, and even the price range you're looking to receive. Set the price too low, and of course, you won't get bids. But, you'll find the sweet spot, and THEN you have to suss out the shipper, Due Diligence and all that. But, soon enough, you'll have your shipper lined up, with a background you find trustworthy and a price you'll agree to.

Best of luck, Moron!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2022 10:04 PM (QzJWU)

464 If you could provide a link I would be forever grateful.

Go to powerlineblog.com and look for “What Does Victor Read?” on the home page.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 16, 2022 10:05 PM (U+Oxn)

465 When the Persian emperor Xerxes reaches out to conquer tiny Greece, he doesn't understand the moral fiber holding up a person like Themistocles or a Leonidas. His great empire has weight and momentum of flabby mush. His armies are like a fat man sitting on an ottoman.

Posted by: Victor Davis Handson at March 16, 2022 10:08 PM (ybIRR)

466 .

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2022 10:09 PM (AiZBA)

467

INMAN Link

https://nitter.moomoo.me/SteveInmanUIC/

Posted by: zigzag at March 16, 2022 10:19 PM (oltKq)

468 306 Arizona has scorpions and tarantulas

Yeah, but what bugs you are the ground squirrels that eat all your plants and dig holes and the ants that come in the house looking for water. Scorpions seem to be localized, you either have them or you dont. Tarantulas stay outside. There are also rattlesnakes but usually not where there is a lot of traffic. Wear boots, don't wander around blindly in the nature. And make sure your AC works in everything.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 16, 2022 10:28 PM (3/XaG)

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