Mid-Morning Art Thread

Tischbein Goethe1.jpg

Goethe in the Roman Campagna
Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 How Goethe

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:30 AM (HsAzN)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:30 AM (UioMC)

3 Deaw me like a french girl

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:30 AM (qnVBz)

4 What a fop!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:30 AM (yrol0)

5 Is this some kind of old gay pron?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (z2xUm)

6 Tiny little shoes. Nice hat though.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (VJsqe)

7 Draw.

Dainty feet.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (qnVBz)

8 Where's the foot massage young boy?

Posted by: Goeth at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

9 Relegated to the minors.

- 3rd Baseman Joe "Sniffer" Biden

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

10 I like the way the fabric folds.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)

11 His right foot looks like a left foot!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:32 AM (yrol0)

12 Why is he wearing his wife's hat? Is that Dickie Levine?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:32 AM (UioMC)

13 Come sit on Papa Joe's leathern breeches.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (HsAzN)

14 Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein is dead.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (UHVv4)

15 His left leg is very long.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (U2p+3)

16 His left hand isn't nearly as tan as his right hand.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk)

17 This is very weird and I find it technically skillful but unpleasant and I quite put my finger on why.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (DU+/6)

18 Sure as Hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (o2MD2)

19 Toga Party!

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (FCPbW)

20 14 Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein is dead.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (UHVv4)

-----
And whenever I go out
you will hear the people shout...

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (VJsqe)

21 His right hand is bigger than his right foot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (z2xUm)

22 Nice dress, Francis.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (UuD2k)

23 Why is he wearing a drapery?

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (Vr12I)

24 I thought the title should be "George Washington, Cosplaying".

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (evAgx)

25 How did he write such famous stories with such little feet?

Posted by: Headly LaMarr at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (7bRMQ)

26 This guy probably lives on a mountain and walks in a clockwise direction only! His left leg is twice as long as his right!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (m45I2)

27 His right foot looks like a left foot!
Posted by: rhennigantx


Never get dressed in the dark.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (UioMC)

28 Is this suppose to be his sexy pose?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

29 It's not Goethe! It's Gertrude, h8ers!

Posted by: Gertrude at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (mNhhD)

30 The Goethe line wasn't a great pick up line for the ladies.


The Goethe line was easily breached by the allies during the Italian campaign.


Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (gmo/4)

31 His left leg is very long.
Posted by: nurse ratched


The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:34 AM (UioMC)

32 Why is he wearing a night gown over his clothes?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (o2MD2)

33 My heart will Goethe on.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (HmZuC)

34 11 His right foot looks like a left foot!

Goethe never danced. He had two left feet!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (HsAzN)

35 Bold hanging out in the open, even if the sniper is armed with only a matchlock

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (mgm0a)

36 I have the very same dress. I hate him.

Mee Owwww!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (Msys3)

37 Tres Gai.

Posted by: From about that time at March 16, 2022 09:35 AM (4780s)

38 It's kind of a ridiculous painting isn't it?

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (Vr12I)

39 Not a bright sunny day in this picture. It looks like storm clouds are either gathering or dissipating.

I'm guessing they're gathering, and I wonder the significance.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (VJsqe)

40 Vacationing?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (z5Vrg)

41 I wonder if he named a daughter Gerta.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (evAgx)

42 How come no one declared Faust. I'm disappointed.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (eGTCV)

43 I'll have to see if that's a glorified farm worker's smock he's wearing.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (UHVv4)

44 Looks too staged.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

45
I'm not saying "fop", but "fop".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (pNxlR)

46 Bold hanging out in the open, even if the sniper is armed with only a matchlock
Posted by: Skip's Phone


They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (UioMC)

47 The Campagna family lived in my neighborhood. They would have beat this guy up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (HsAzN)

48 43 I'll have to see if that's a glorified farm worker's smock he's wearing.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:36 AM (UHVv4)

Nah, it's not daubed wwith cowshit.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (Vr12I)

49 Goethe's my deadname. My pronouns are she/shim.

Posted by: Gertrude at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (mNhhD)

50
One of my legs is shorter than the other
And both my feets too long

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (vrz2I)

51 That's a big hat.

Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2022 09:37 AM (88xKn)

52 I don't know why he has on the hat. It adds nothing to the painting and looks like an afterthought.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (o2MD2)

53 Put your right foot in,
Take your left foot out. . .

Damnit!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (Msys3)

54 His right foot looks like a left foot!
Posted by: rhennigantx

His entire right leg is much larger than the left. Something is probably afoot.

Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (EnXRd)

55
Hurdy-Goethe Man

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (pNxlR)

56 Now that's a hat! I think kittuh is hiding in it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (sAmhv)

57 I need two of you for the orgy tonight!

Posted by: Scene In Background at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)

58 52 I don't know why he has on the hat. It adds nothing to the painting and looks like an afterthought.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (o2MD2)


Photoshop fail.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (Vr12I)

59 Uhhhh, that outfit you are wearing is kind of complex. Gonna need extra color mixing.... brush cleaning... I am going to have to add a 20% upcharge for that.

Well, what if I cover myself with this drape?

Perfect!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (qnVBz)

60 The breeches are made of the finest Corinthian Leather.

Posted by: Ricardo at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (a3Q+t)

61 "Something is probably afoot."

You are not out on a limb there.

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 09:38 AM (vrz2I)

62 I've seen that hat at the Kentucky Derby, all it needs is a few flowers.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

63 I was born in the wrong century. This lounging would be SO much more comfortable in a Snuggy. Damned sleeveless blanket!

Posted by: Goethe at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (JCZqz)

64 The Gentleman Farmer is the backbone of this country!

Posted by: Oliver Wendell Douglas, Green Acres at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (4I/2K)

65 Are leg puns tibia nounced already?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (HsAzN)

66 where the choir boys at?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (k1UTF) - at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (k1UTF)

67 Ok, we should point out that the painter is making the "intellectuals standing (okay laying) on the ruins of past civilizations" metaphor here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (evAgx)

68
At least he came out as a tranny in style ... unlike today's freaks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (pNxlR)

69 Now I understand the term "fop"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (hOUT3)

70 The breeches are made of the finest *Corinthian Leather.
Posted by: Ricardo

*Stolen from the backseat of a 1985 Dodge Aries K Car.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (UioMC)

71 166 x 210.3 cm

65 x 82 Inches

Basically it is human sized painting.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (yrol0)

72 "Yep, Ladies, I wrote "Faust".

Now, come to Daddy for some sweet sweet Intellectual Literary Lovin'!"

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (5NkmN)

73 13 Come sit on Papa Joe's leathern breeches.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (HsAzN)

"And peel me a grape!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (dfRN6)

74 He's wearing that stupid fleece blanket thing they sell on TV!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (UuD2k)

75 That's not a calf. That's a full-grown cow.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (FJYfm)

76 ||Goethe wears a large wide-brimmed grey hat, fashionable among German artists in Rome at the time, and a creamy white traveler's duster. He is portrayed in a classical manner, informally recumbent in the open air, surrounded by Roman ruins, with the Campagna di Roma in the background||

||A duster is a light, loose-fitting long coat. The original dusters were full-length, light-colored canvas or linen coats worn by horsemen to protect their clothing from trail dust. These dusters were typically slit up the back to hip level for ease of wear on horseback. Dusters intended for riding may have features such as a buttonable rear slit and leg straps to hold the flaps in place. For better protection against rain, dusters were made from oilcloth and later from waxed cotton.||

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (UHVv4)

77 His left leg is very long.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM


The middle one is in between.

Posted by: zombie John Holmes at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (a3Q+t)

78 I've seen that hat at the Kentucky Derby, all it needs is a few flowers.
Posted by: redridinghood


And two holes for the horse's ears.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (UioMC)

79 16 His left hand isn't nearly as tan as his right hand.
Posted by: grammie winger

Goethe was an excellent golfer, but made a Faustian bargain to get his skillz.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (w9Wax)

80 I think the hat and smock are traveling wear, to keep the dust of the road off your fine hair and fancy clothes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (evAgx)

81
It's the Nineteenth Century's Snuggie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (pNxlR)

82 I don't think Goethe owns a weedwhacker. (If you catch my drift)

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (arJlL)

83 His left leg is very long.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM

The middle one is in between.
Posted by: zombie John Holmes


His broheims call him "Tripod".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (UioMC)

84 Heres a Warhol version

https://tinyurl.com/e9mbspz9

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (yrol0)

85 All of my leather comes from the Faux region of France.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (qnVBz)

86 Tischbein. He was great at table legs.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (D6lWx)

87 That duster looks a lot more like silk than waxed cotton.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (o2MD2)

88 16 His left hand isn't nearly as tan as his right hand.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk)

---------------------------

He golfs.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (CAJOC)

89 The lack of nipples in this painting makes this an automatic 'wouldn't hang'.

But the artist at least doesn't need glasses. /s

*his technique seems pretty solid*

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (F0YaR)

90
He's just a girl who cain't say "no"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (pNxlR)

91 may have features such as a buttonable rear slit and leg straps to hold the flaps in place.
Posted by: andycanuck

This then was the story of Obama.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (Msys3)

92 I can't remember ever reading his Faust. I've read Marlowe's, and I've read *about* Goethe's in introductions to Marlowe's but don't think I've actually read Goethe's.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (HsAzN)

93 65 Are leg puns tibia nounced already?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (HsAzN)


At the thound of that, the commenters heaved many a thigh of relief!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (hOUT3)

94 Nobody seems to have mentioned the ghey nekkid bondage scene in the bas relief fresco there...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (m45I2)

95 ||A duster is a light, loose-fitting long coat. The original dusters were full-length, light-colored canvas or linen coats worn by horsemen to protect their clothing from trail dust. These dusters were typically slit up the back to hip level for ease of wear on horseback. Dusters intended for riding may have features such as a buttonable rear slit and leg straps to hold the flaps in place. For better protection against rain, dusters were made from oilcloth and later from waxed cotton.||
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:40 AM (UHVv4)

Makes me think of scene in Good Bad Ugly where they think it Rebels ridding up but it Union covered in dust.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (yrol0)

96 His left hand isn't nearly as tan as his right hand.
Posted by: grammie winger

Goethe was an excellent golfer, but made a Faustian bargain to get his skillz.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (w9Wax)


It is funny to see avid golfers, with a tanned right hand and pale left hand. The golf world cries out for a good spray tan.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (FJYfm)

97 OG poofter...would not hang.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (NgqoH)

98
tibia fibula tabula rasa
SloJo Biden is an ass-a

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (pNxlR)

99 100 comment rule.[CBD]

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (RHGPo)

100 84 Heres a Warhol version

https://tinyurl.com/e9mbspz9
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (yrol0)

I think the most historically accurate film portrayal of Andy Warhol was in MiB III. It explains everything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (evAgx)

101 I can't remember ever reading his Faust.


You definitely have to read it slow.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (UioMC)

102 I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (Msys3)

103 93 65 Are leg puns tibia nounced already?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (HsAzN)

At the thound of that, the commenters heaved many a thigh of relief!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Fasciaist!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (w9Wax)

104 Those don't look like the clothes he's used to wearing. Like, "Hurry up and make the damn picture already, so I can put my jeans back on."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2022 09:44 AM (p+1gI)

105 93 65 Are leg puns tibia nounced already?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:39 AM (HsAzN)

At the thound of that, the commenters heaved many a thigh of relief!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (hOUT3)

You keep this shit up and CBD gonna haf to put his foot down!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (yrol0)

106 We'll get there Faust
Then take it slow
Kokomo!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (4I/2K)

107 97 OG poofter...would not hang.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (NgqoH)


. . . and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (s2VJv)

108 All hat. No Goethe.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (gmo/4)

109 Goethe was an excellent golfer, but made a Faustian bargain to get his skillz.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 09:41 AM (w9Wax)


I've been accused of this more than once.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (F0YaR)

110 It is funny to see avid golfers, with a tanned right hand and pale left hand. The golf world cries out for a good spray tan.
Posted by: Wally


Ron Popiel! A lonely nation cries out to you.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (UioMC)

111 "What about this hat? It doesn't make me look ghey does it?

I think maybe it makes me look ghey. No? You sure?

Well, okay what about this muu-muu? I mean, I know it hides my little spare tire and love handles. But, in all this white I look like a Hawaiian bride at her wedding or something. So, ghey?

No. Well...

Okay, you're the expert. Paint away.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (5NkmN)

112 Heres a Warhol version

https://tinyurl.com/e9mbspz9
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:42 AM (yrol0)
******
Cool.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

113 His left leg is very long.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Thank you for the correction. The left foot on the right leg freckled me up.

Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 09:46 AM (EnXRd)

114
He was reputed to have a very Goethe penis

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:46 AM (pNxlR)

115 You keep this shit up and CBD gonna haf to put his foot down!
Posted by: rhennigantx


Better down than up!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:46 AM (UioMC)

116
My favorite still life is the Durham investigation.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2022 09:46 AM (bQvYf)

117 Nobody seems to have mentioned the ghey nekkid bondage scene in the bas relief fresco there...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:43 AM (m45I2)

57

On the orders of Empress Nympho.

Posted by: Scene In Background at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (7bRMQ)

118 111 "What about this hat? It doesn't make me look ghey does it?

I think maybe it makes me look ghey. No? You sure?

Well, okay what about this muu-muu? I mean, I know it hides my little spare tire and love handles. But, in all this white I look like a Hawaiian bride at her wedding or something. So, ghey?

No. Well...

Okay, you're the expert. Paint away.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 09:45 AM (5NkmN)

If you ask someone if what you are wearing looks ghey then you already know the answer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (yrol0)

119 I don't see a Panzerfaust.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (UHVv4)

120 "Can Psaki's feet really be that hairy?"

Posted by: Goethe at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (a3Q+t)

121 New York Rangers fans boo Gov. Hochul's introduction on women's empowerment night

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (RHGPo)

122 Goethe, much like Van Gogh, is difficult to make good puns with, because nobody is quite sure how to pronounce it.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (m45I2)

123 Pimp relaxing after a hard night's work....

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (wVHhX)

124 Biden admin weighs providing Ukraine with killer drones called Switchblades

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (RHGPo)

125 A boy named Goethe can be beat up by a boy named Sue.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

126 Who da fuck travels with a fainting couch and a painter?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (yrol0)

127 New York Rangers fans boo Gov. Hochul's introduction on women's empowerment night
Posted by: SMOD


Mainly because she showed up a day late.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (UioMC)

128
What we are not seeing is he's a bloody mess on his left side's back from where his kidney was stolen ... his "WTF just happened?" look is the tell.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (pNxlR)

129 Russian world number one Daniil Medvedev might only be allowed to play at Wimbledon if he can assure the government he does NOT support Putin, Sports Minister tells MPs

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (RHGPo)

130 Everyone here saying "Gay" is in direct violation of FL law!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (qnVBz)

131 New York Rangers fans boo Gov. Hochul's introduction on women's empowerment night

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (RHGPo)


We are smart fans.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

132 Who da fuck travels with a fainting couch and a painter?
Posted by: rhennigantx


Karens.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:48 AM (UioMC)

133 If you ask someone if what you are wearing looks ghey then you already know the answer!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM


No, sometimes we really want to know.

Posted by: Do these pants make me look fat? at March 16, 2022 09:49 AM (a3Q+t)

134 Don't know a lot about Goethe except that he was a sort of armchair radical when it came to religion and politics.

As to the hat? A Northern European under the Roman sun? I'd wear one, too.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2022 09:49 AM (dfRN6)

135 Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein

I wonder if he's related to Douglass Oliver Wendell Douglass ?

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:49 AM (arJlL)

136 Not only are Democrats a burden to many Americans, but scientists are now saying it could have negative long-term consequences on the human brain.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo)

137 Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'

.. their achievements are numerous that they need Kamala to recount thme

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo)

138 This is your brain.

This is your brain on Woke.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (HsAzN)

139 The Nork missile program continues apace. Yet another blessing of nice tweets.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (qnVBz)

140 Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'

.. their achievements are numerous that they need Kamala to recount them
Posted by: SMOD

Five is right out.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (Msys3)

141 Looks like there is a second person laying down beside him with her right leg crossed over her left.
Where is his right leg?
Sometimes I think CBD effs with us with paintings like this. Furious with him.

Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (EnXRd)

142 As to the hat? A Northern European under the Roman sun? I'd wear one, too.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2022 09:49 AM (dfRN6)


I'd go with a Pith Helmet. It's Pithier.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

143 137 Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'

.. their achievements are numerous that they need Kamala to recount thme
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo)

-----
She'll be blowing their own horn. How fitting.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (VJsqe)

144 J.H.W.T. sub-contracted the lower extremities.

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 16, 2022 09:51 AM (taPSh)

145 Rating company Fitch said it would declare the Russian state in default if it pays holders of dollar-denominated bonds in rubles. The Russian sovereign has $117 million in interest payments due today for two dollar-denominated government bonds - one maturing in 2023 and one in 2043. Russia's finance ministry has sent conflicting messages about whether it intends to make the payment and, if so, in what currency. Fitch said that if these payments aren't received in dollars and within the 30-day grace period, it will constitute a default.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

146 Goethe, much like Van Gogh, is difficult to make good puns with, because nobody is quite sure how to pronounce it.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (m45I2)


With Gogh, you can always Go for the ear puns.

Goethe = gauche = tacky?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (F0YaR)

147 He is contemplated the naked slave man carving and hoping some day to have his own naked slave man.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (yrol0)

148 Goethe was a dandy...

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (roH/W)

149 Goethe, much like Van Gogh, is difficult to make good puns with, because nobody is quite sure how to pronounce it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 09:47 AM (m45I2)
++++
There once was a man who would scoff
At those who pronounced it "Van Gogh" ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (DU+/6)

150 Looks like he should be swimming for the Penn Women's team.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2022 09:53 AM (sjdRT)

151 Dr. Faust was good because he was a doctor and doctors are good. It's important that we remember every day to keep doing what we've been doing every day in following the science like Dr. Fauc..er, Faust did. Dr. Faust made a bargain and that bargain was with us the American people to defeat Covid as we do with the tools and resources that we have every day.

Posted by: Kamala Harris Explains at March 16, 2022 09:53 AM (HsAzN)

152 He is contemplated the naked slave man carving and hoping some day to have his own naked slave man.
Posted by: rhennigantx

So, he likes Gladiator movies.....

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:54 AM (arJlL)

153 Goethe was a dandy...
Posted by: runner

He was a poofter.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 09:54 AM (UioMC)

154 The silk gown does nothing for him

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 09:54 AM (ONvIw)

155 I guess he is dressed to eat spaghetti. Not a bad move.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (LQjWA)

156 > Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'


Achievements are good, and the time for achievements is every day.

Posted by: Kamalala at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (sjdRT)

157 I don't know who the president is, but apparently he has Covid, according to FJB.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (qnVBz)

158 I guess he is dressed to eat spaghetti. Not a bad move.
Posted by: Puddinhead

And sausage.

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (arJlL)

159 A disgraced Navy nuclear engineer and his wife, who look amazingly like typical NPCs, are facing a combined 20 years in prison for to trying to sell secrets about American nuclear-powered warships approached Brazil with the classified information, it has been revealed.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (RHGPo)

160 The odds of him owning a weedwhacker are not very good.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (F0YaR)

161 The bois at the Campagna bath houses pronounce it "Girthy."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (HsAzN)

162 > > Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'
_____________
Shouldn't take too long.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (BFigT)

163
Cover thy spacious heavens, Zeus,
With clouds of mist,
And like the boy who lops
The thistles' heads,
Disport with oaks and mountain-peaks;

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (oWZwa)

164 158 I guess he is dressed to eat spaghetti. Not a bad move.
Posted by: Puddinhead

And sausage.
---------------
Watch it. You're gonna make Jussie hard.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (LQjWA)

165 His body does seem to be out of proportion in a number of places, and he kind of seems like he "photoshopped" into the painting. It reminds me a bit of those magnetic paintings, where you had a background, and various people and objects, and you could stick people into whatever part of the painting you wanted.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (CAJOC)

166 Goethe, Lounging

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq)

167 Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (Msys3)

168 I don't know who the president is, but apparently he has Covid, according to FJB.

Barry has COVID? That's terrible. But the good news for you people? Sheriff Joe is the VP!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (ESjRY)

169 >165 His body does seem to be out of proportion in a number of places, and he kind of seems like he "photoshopped" into the painting. It reminds me a bit of those magnetic paintings, where you had a background, and various people and objects, and you could stick people into whatever part of the painting you wanted.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 09:57 AM (CAJOC)


You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (sjdRT)

170 There once was a writer named Goethe
Who visited the Canuk's Alberta
Said maple syrup's okay
But, this place is so ghey
Forget my muu-muu! I'll wear my burka.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (5NkmN)

171 Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq)

172 I believe he just banged the chick or dude laying next to him.
Also I tried to sit in that position. Impossible. Try it yourselves.

Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (EnXRd)

173 A disgraced Navy nuclear engineer and his wife, who look amazingly like typical NPCs, are facing a combined 20 years in prison for to trying to sell secrets about American nuclear-powered warships approached Brazil with the classified information, it has been revealed.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (RHGPo)


They both should be facing a death sentence for treason and hanged.



Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

174 >There once was a man who would scoff
At those who pronounced it "Van Gogh" ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2022 09:52 AM (DU+/6)

When I was in art school (yes, I know) I had an art history prof who pronounced it 'Van Gock' - with the O umlaut. Pretentious fuck as he was.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (NgqoH)

175 Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'

Overcoming her gag reflex?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (HsAzN)

176 guess he is dressed to eat spaghetti. Not a bad move.
Posted by: Puddinhead

And sausage.
Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:55 AM (arJlL)

Brats alfredo over sauerkraut. His chef is one of those fusion guys.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (4I/2K)

177 84> nice Warhol version. If you liked Warhol art check out the doc on Netflix on him. If you aren't into his lifestyle skip it.

Posted by: sidney at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (LJJah)

178 That hat is . . . huge.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (txdEq)

179 He must have an enormous schwanstucker!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (U2p+3)

180 151. Thread winner.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 16, 2022 10:00 AM (F8MJE)

181 Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare?
------------------
It's better in the original Klingon.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 10:00 AM (UHVv4)

182 He must have an enormous schwanstucker!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (U2p+3)


Not with those tiny feet. ;D

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

183 Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'

.. the current hold up is trying to figure out how to make the plane fly backward

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

184 Dude has some long skinny fingers. He'd be a natural proctologist.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (UioMC)

185 That's not alfredo sauce.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (vuisn)

186 That hat is . . . huge.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (txdEq)

179 He must have an enormous schwanstucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (U2p+3)

Hence the hat, to conceal his inappropriate boner.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (4I/2K)

187 Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Morgen und morgen und morgen, Schleicht sich in diesem kleinlichen Tempo von Tag zu Tag, Bis zur letzten Silbe der aufgezeichneten Zeit. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (Msys3)

188
He must have an enormous schwanstucker!

I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're suckin' on my arm!

Posted by: Bart at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)

189 I think Olan Mills used that same background for my 1975 school portrait.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (vuisn)

190 So I can't draw left index fingers. Sue me.

Posted by: strange matter at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (vcv8B)

191 So, he likes Gladiator movies.....
Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 09:54 AM (arJlL)

Who does not?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (yrol0)

192 >I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're suckin' on my arm!

Posted by: Bart at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)


I hate it when they get those confused!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (sjdRT)

193 I was born in the wrong century. This lounging would be SO much more comfortable in a Snuggy. Damned sleeveless blanket!
Posted by: Goethe at March 16, 2022


***
You missed out on the Peloton, too!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:02 AM (txdEq)

194 I think Olan Mills used that same background for my 1975 school portrait.
Posted by: Dr. Varno


Sears.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:03 AM (UioMC)

195 You're not really 29, are you?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 16, 2022 09:58 AM (sjdRT)

-------------------------------

I've been 29 for many years now.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 16, 2022 10:03 AM (CAJOC)

196
187 Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Morgen und morgen und morgen, Schleicht sich in diesem kleinlichen Tempo von Tag zu Tag, Bis zur letzten Silbe der aufgezeichneten Zeit. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:01 AM (Msys3)

Rolls right off the tongue that does - a language like choking on a chicken bone.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:03 AM (Vr12I)

197 "I wonder if you can find some good lutefisk around here?"

Posted by: Goethe at March 16, 2022 10:04 AM (a3Q+t)

198 They both should be facing a death sentence for treason and hanged.



Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

Judges would have also accepted keel hauling.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 10:04 AM (yrol0)

199 Get ready to see more, so much more, of Vice President Kamala Harris. According to a report Wednesday, Harris is being deployed by the White House to tout President Joe Biden's "achievements" at home while he jets off to Europe and a role on the international stage formerly claimed by her. Sources familiar with the plans told The Hill the vice president will be spending coming weeks crisscrossing the country and touting the successes of the administration.

The simple explanation ... Harris will be reminding any would-be assassins that she would replace Joe

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:04 AM (RHGPo)

200 Hence the hat, to conceal his inappropriate boner.
Posted by: Count de Monet


When you're over 50, any boner is appropriate!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:04 AM (UioMC)

201 Morgen und morgen und morgen, Schleicht sich in diesem kleinlichen Tempo von Tag zu Tag, Bis zur letzten Silbe der aufgezeichneten Zeit. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022


***
It's odd. My knowledge of German stops at "Wir kommen fur den Englander," but I can sort of read this. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:05 AM (txdEq)

202 I like the colors and I think the artist captured everything well.

I wouldn't hang, though, as it just seems, well, weird.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:05 AM (5pTK/)

203 173 A disgraced Navy nuclear engineer and his wife, who look amazingly like typical NPCs, are facing a combined 20 years in prison for to trying to sell secrets about American nuclear-powered warships approached Brazil with the classified information, it has been revealed.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 09:56 AM (RHGPo)


They did it because they hated Trump

No, seriously.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:05 AM (9otr5)

204 triple martini time for breakfast after this piece of art.

Posted by: The Chia Pet Shop Boyz 2 Men at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (EnXRd)

205 That Goethe fellow sure had some sturdy underpinnings, eh!?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (m45I2)

206 Marlon Brando as Mark Antony in Julius Caesar on TCM at 10:45 but should have been on yesterday.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (UHVv4)

207 Rolls right off the tongue that does - a language like choking on a chicken bone.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022


***
Heinlein had a character say that Spanish sounded like honey dripping from a jug, French like a catfight, and German like someone being strangled. (I question that first one. Maybe Castilian Spanish sounds like that, but Western Hemisphere Spanish sounds like knives clashing.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (txdEq)

208 American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

209 Just got an oil delivery, 3.699 per gallon, up 24% over the previous month. The two prior months were up 12% and 10% respectively. Up 53% vs the December 13. Seeing a trend here.
Saw Secretary Butt Boy is saying inflation isn't permanent. No shit Sherlock, eventually your economy collapses completely.

Posted by: From about that time at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (4780s)

210 Goethe your loins!

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (9otr5)

211 He must have an enormous schwanstucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM


Another black schwan event?

Posted by: Carrington at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (a3Q+t)

212 ...sturdy underpinnings...[/ii]

*******

Stout haunches, you could say.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (m45I2)

213 He's available ladies!

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (GYllL)

214 He must have an enormous schwanstucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM


That goes without saying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (vqhPW)

215 My knowledge of German stops at "Wir kommen fur den Englander," but I can sort of read this. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Sprechen zie Duetch? Nein! Flammenwerfer.
Eargensplitten loudenboomer. (.22 in a necked down 20 mike mike case)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (UioMC)

216 Check out this shit:

https://www.avinc.com/tms

Supposedly they are using these in Ukraine against the Russians.

War of the Drones!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (Y5qcH)

217 The Schwanstucker Sw 21 triplane was actually a bit tight for foot room.

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (taPSh)

218 208 American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo)


They totally did that on purpose as a sign that Ukraine is in distress!

--Leftist who just learned.a thing on Twitter

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (9otr5)

219 Wasn't Goethe considered to be the German Shakespeare?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Yes! He was most famous for his comedies:
The Merry Wives of Auschwitz
The Comedy of Genocide
Much Ado About Gassing
A Midsummer Night's Genocide
The Merchant of Auschwitz
As You Like Genocide
The Taming of the Jew
and
All's Well That Ends Well, If It Ends With Genocide

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (5NkmN)

220 ...sturdy underpinnings...
+++
Stout haunches, you could say


*******

Girthy undercarriage

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:09 AM (m45I2)

221 Goethe, much like Van Gogh, is difficult to make good puns with, because nobody is quite sure how to pronounce it.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022


***
I thought it's pronounced something like "ger-tuh"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:09 AM (txdEq)

222 Four in 10 New Yorkers want out of "Vampire State."

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

223 >Girthy undercarriage
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:09 AM (m45I2)

I sense a theme...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 10:09 AM (NgqoH)

224 A video on Uke Nazi forces: https://tinyurl.com/2nnhvp34

I don't like Putin but I hate neo-Nazis.

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (ONvIw)

225 They did it because they hated Trump

No, seriously.


Why would you sell nuke secrets to...Brazil?...because you hate Trump?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (ESjRY)

226 It's odd. My knowledge of German stops at "Wir kommen fur den Englander," but I can sort of read this. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:05 AM


MacBeth The Scottish Play. Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, etc.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (vqhPW)

227 So the new thing on college campus is to file a harassment complaint against a student with conservative or Christian values.

Most DEI offices will automatically file a NO CONTACT letter with the student basically the same as a restraint order.

In some cases this means the student cannot attend class as the complainant would be in the same room.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (yrol0)

228 It's all chaise lounges and satin sheets and foppery until he starts spamcasting spells at you.

Posted by: Beware of sorcery! at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (W/jUp)

229 All's Well That Ends Well, If It Ends With Genocide
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022


***
Don't forget his tragedy set against the backdrop of the German auto industry, MacMercedes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (txdEq)

230 They both should be facing a death sentence for treason and hanged.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)


I thought hanging was viewed as a more honorable sentence than the firing squad, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3)

231 Why would you sell nuke secrets to...Brazil?...because you hate Trump?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (ESjRY)


Because he's a Nazi!

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (9otr5)

232 Heinlein had a character say that Spanish sounded like honey dripping from a jug, French like a catfight, and German like someone being strangled. (I question that first one. Maybe Castilian Spanish sounds like that, but Western Hemisphere Spanish sounds like knives clashing.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (txdEq)

I always liked Frederick the Great's language comparisons. "I speak French to my lovers, Polish to my servants, and German to my dogs."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (trdmm)

233 It's " Goeth" like, " goeth, and sin no moreth". Sheesh, people!

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (Vr12I)

234 Goethe your loins!

*****

Oh, Goethe hell!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (m45I2)

235 American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo)


Perfect example of the current educational state of "teachers" in America.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

236 Why would you sell nuke secrets to...Brazil?...because you hate Trump?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:10 AM (ESjRY)
-------------

Trump hatred was never rational.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (5pTK/)

237 They did it because they hated Trump

No, seriously.

... they got caught last October, 8 or 9 months into the Biden regime

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

238 Goethe? I hardly knew her!

Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (88xKn)

239 I thought hanging was viewed as a more honorable sentence than the firing squad, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3)


Exact opposite.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (gmo/4)

240 The Doctors and Nurses of Literature seem to agree on "ger-TUH". Or "GER-TUH!" (Heel click)

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 16, 2022 10:13 AM (taPSh)

241 I'm startled. Yesterday morning I saw that the Exxon where I often use my card was down to $3.89/gal. This morning, the Exxon directly on my commute had dropped .10, to $4.19. Odd that (a) it would drop at all, and (b) so soon after a price rise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:14 AM (txdEq)

242 I thought hanging was viewed as a more honorable sentence than the firing squad, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3)

It's the opposite, actually. Firing squad was considered an honorable death for a soldier, originally. (not to mention pretty easy to do fast) Hanging was for criminals.

farther back, Beheading was for Nobility, Burning was for witches, and drawing and quartering and other assorted butchery was reserved for people who really, really, really pissed off the King.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:14 AM (trdmm)

243 Yes! He was most famous for his comedies:
The Merry Wives of Auschwitz
The Comedy of Genocide
Much Ado About Gassing
A Midsummer Night's Genocide
The Merchant of Auschwitz
As You Like Genocide
The Taming of the Jew
and
All's Well That Ends Well, If It Ends With Genocide
Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:08 AM (5NkmN)

Twelfth Night of Broken Glass

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (HsAzN)

244 "He is AWOL," he said. "He agreed -- on March 6, the secretary of state said that we would greenlight a transfer of MiGs, Polish MiGs into Ukraine. We were OK with that. A few days later, when Poland asked us to be part of the transfer, we folded like a cheap suit. What I think happened is that the Russians told Biden and his team that if you send these MiGs in, that will be an escalation, and they were intimidated by Putin. We can't let Putin determine who's in NATO. We can't let Putin determine what we do to help the Ukraine. So no, I think the president folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

245 We always got offered extra credit to visit the Goerthe Institut in Atlanta, but never went.

I did get extra credit for bringing in a ticket stub from Das Boot, though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (vuisn)

246 Interesting side note since it is tax prep time.
"Beginning on January 1, 2021, the standard mileage rates for the use of a car (also vans, pickups or panel trucks) will be:
56 cents per mile driven for business use, down 1.5 cents from the rate for 2020,
16 cents per mile driven for medical, or moving purposes for qualified active duty members of the Armed Forces, down 1 cent from the rate for 2020,
and
14 cents per mile driven in service of charitable organizations, the rate is set by statute and remains unchanged from 2020."

This happened because gasoline was so much less expensive due to President Trump's Energy Independence initiatives!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (hOUT3)

247 I thought hanging was viewed as a more honorable sentence than the firing squad, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (hOUT3)


Exact opposite.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (gmo/4)

Agree. A warrior / man of honor gets a firing squad. Hanging is for cattle rustlers, pirates, WWII war crime scum, and other lowlifes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (4I/2K)

248 .. they got caught last October, 8 or 9 months into the Biden regime
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (RHGPo)



The complaint alleges the efforts began in April 2020 when a representative for an undisclosed foreign country received a package containing Navy documents, a letter expressing a desire to sell confidential information and contact instructions.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (9otr5)

249 He seems quite satisfied with himself this fine Italian so I guess day. How can we tell?

Pride Goethe before a fall.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)

250 I find this 'art' repulsive as in gay repulsive. I would pay 2g of fine gold to someone who would bring it outside and burn it to ashes.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (GYllL)

251 completely OT: Yesterday, in our little town, we had a street theater protest.

A bunch of guys, and a couple of gals, were wearing white shirts and pant, with red splotches at the crotch.

Protesting against the patriarchy, and for women, right? Wrong. They were protesting circumcision, of all things. "We did not consent" and, "No one wants less penis" were a couple of the signs.

Anyway, nothing like a huge dose of antisemitism with an undercurrent of homosexuality in a protest.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (5pTK/)

252 I thought it's pronounced something like "ger-tuh"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

******

The ö sound is a difficult one to wrap your tongue around (oh stop it you pervs!!). It's like preparing to make an 'r' sound but not letting the actual 'r' audible. Midway between Goat-uh and Gerth-uh.
In meatspace my last name is of German origin with an 'oe'. When I was stationed in Germany I would introduce myself to someone and often would get corrected, "No, you're saying it wrong!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (m45I2)

253 A solar panel on every roof and an electric car in every garage!*



*Only applies to those who are allowed to have roofs and garages

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (qnVBz)

254 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:14 AM (trdmm)

Thanks for the correction!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (hOUT3)

255 He doesn't look goth. Where's the black hair and the black makeup?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (bkUtD)

256 We can't let Putin determine who's in NATO. We can't let Putin determine what we do to help the Ukraine. So no, I think the president folded like a cheap suit.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

So you're cool with American blood spilled for Ukraine and fine with an even bigger conflict? We agreed not to expand NATO, but agreements are not for the US, just for others?

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (ONvIw)

257 Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'

Achievements are good, and the time for achievements is every day.

Blowjobs are good, and the time for blowjobs is every day.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (w9Wax)

258 Agree. A warrior / man of honor gets a firing squad. Hanging is for cattle rustlers, pirates, WWII war crime scum, and other lowlifes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (4I/2K)

and Methodists!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (trdmm)

259
farther back, Beheading was for Nobility, Burning was for witches, and drawing and quartering and other assorted butchery was reserved for people who really, really, really pissed off the King.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:14 AM (trdmm)
--------------

Drawing and quartering, I believe, was also reserved for nobility who really pissed off the population.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (5pTK/)

260 Muldoen sounds Dutch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (qnVBz)

261 They were protesting circumcision, of all things. "We did not consent" and, "No one wants less penis" were a couple of the signs.


If you got less penis out of that procedure, your mohel needs to go back to school.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (UioMC)

262 256 We can't let Putin determine who's in NATO. We can't let Putin determine what we do to help the Ukraine. So no, I think the president folded like a cheap suit.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

So you're cool with American blood spilled for Ukraine and fine with an even bigger conflict? We agreed not to expand NATO, but agreements are not for the US, just for others?

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:18 AM (ONvIw)

Well over the long haul nobody really sticks to their agreements. The US is a bit worse on this though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:20 AM (z5Vrg)

263 "No one wants less penis"

It's like buying Swiss Cheese. Why doesn't everybody buy Baby Swiss? It's the *same Swiss*. You just get more of it!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (HsAzN)

264 256 We can't let Putin determine who's in NATO. We can't let Putin determine what we do to help the Ukraine. So no, I think the president folded like a cheap suit.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

I think it's not inconsistent to say that the idea was a bad idea, but ALSO that Biden folded like a cheap suit as soon as he was challenged. Just highlights that Biden has done *everything* wrong here, at all points of the process.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (trdmm)

265 235 American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo)


Perfect example of the current educational state of "teachers" in America.

Posted by: Archer



We'ze smIrT uND DeMunD ResPcKt!!

Posted by: Amurikan Fideraton uf Techers at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (sAmhv)

266 and Methodists!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (trdmm)


Only the ones who bring that jello mold thing to a pot luck dinner.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (gmo/4)

267 Man enough to wear this with confidence!

//Goethe

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (Lzpvj)

268 Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:12 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:16 AM (4I/2K)


This is a bad site whereon to screw up a factual comment about any conceivable topic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (hOUT3)

269 They were protesting circumcision, of all things. "We did not consent" and, "No one wants less penis" were a couple of the signs.

My libertarian friend was on a big "no circumcision" tirade awhile back. "We are denying the baby's agency!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (qnVBz)

270 262

Well over the long haul nobody really sticks to their agreements. The US is a bit worse on this though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:20 AM (z5Vrg)

Not exactly trustworthy, are we? I believe this has been noticed, by the world.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (Vr12I)

271 Toebbe's radicalization as a member of the anti-Trump #Resistance appears to have been a significant factor in compelling her to betray the United States. "She said she couldn't stand the current state of politics," one of her former students told the Times, which found no evidence that the couple was in financial distress, suggesting an alternative motive for their actions.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (9otr5)

272
"Washington, Washington,
6-foot, 20, weighs a ton ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (fiVdZ)

273 17 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2022 09:33 AM (DU+/6)

He is drawn with a neutral expression despite metaphorically sitting in the ruins of one of the seeds of western civ.

"Sterile" is what you are looking for.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (Lzpvj)

274 Many people have tried to walk a mile in Goethe's shoes; in the end, most have ended up with two left feet.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (oWZwa)

275 Well over the long haul nobody really sticks to their agreements. The US is a bit worse on this though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:20 AM (z5Vrg)

Not exactly trustworthy, are we? I believe this has been noticed, by the world.
Posted by: kraken


First noticed by Native Americans.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (UioMC)

276 I never understood Marlon Brando's appeal.

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (arJlL)

277 232 Heinlein had a character say that Spanish sounded like honey dripping from a jug, French like a catfight, and German like someone being strangled. (I question that first one. Maybe Castilian Spanish sounds like that, but Western Hemisphere Spanish sounds like knives clashing.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 16, 2022 10:06 AM (txdEq)

I always liked Frederick the Great's language comparisons. "I speak French to my lovers, Polish to my servants, and German to my dogs."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:11 AM (trdmm)

Prussia was a bit of a cross-roads for the Germans and Poles. Old Prussian is a slavic language.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (z5Vrg)

278 Ron, is the ice cream in Belgium any good? I've always heard the Dutch have terrific chocolate and delicious chocolate ice cream. Can we move the damned meetings next week about ukuleles to Dutchland?


Posted by: Joe at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (AMIL/)

279 "No one wants less penis"

It's like buying Swiss Cheese. Why doesn't everybody buy Baby Swiss? It's the *same Swiss*. You just get more of it!
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (HsAzN)

and baby carrots.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (4I/2K)

280
Well over the long haul nobody really sticks to their agreements. The US is a bit worse on this though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:20 AM (z5Vrg)

Our CIA supported the Maidan coup and we have filthy hands. Ukraine interfered with our elections more than Russia did, and we have to die for them? But it's not "for them", it's for our pols and the pols they install and support. Graham has been backing war there for a long time.

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (ONvIw)

281 >What I think happened is that the Russians told Biden and his team that if you send these MiGs in, that will be an escalation, and they were intimidated by Putin... Posted by: SMOD

We've done the same in the past. "It would be superfluous in me to point out to your lordship that this is war."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (YFAIE)

282 Drawing and quartering, I believe, was also reserved for nobility who really pissed off the population.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (5pTK/)

and we shouldn't forget the old crowd favorite, Boiling in Oil.

you know our ancestors put a lot of thought, time and effort into this kind of thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:24 AM (trdmm)

283 "No one wants less penis" were a couple of the signs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM


*sigh* There are times when the Paolo, he feels the heavy weight of this burden, but then he remembers his duty not to be disappointing the ladies...

Wait...the Paolo is foolishly not realizing you were talking merely about the foreskin. Please to be disregarding the Paolo's lament.

Posted by: Paolo at March 16, 2022 10:24 AM (vqhPW)

284 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The first thing I read is "Nobody wants less penis." Gonna be an interesting day.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 10:24 AM (axyOa)

285 271 Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (9otr5)

The Never Trumpers are a national security risk and will eventually be treated as such....

they like a lot of the red curious post WW2 have convinced themselves that their own moral calculus supercedes their loyalty matrix.

The democrats will not treat them kindly on a long timeline.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (Lzpvj)

286 and we shouldn't forget the old crowd favorite, Boiling in Oil.

you know our ancestors put a lot of thought, time and effort into this kind of thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:24 AM (trdmm)

Yes, they were giants!

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (gmo/4)

287 269:My libertarian friend was on a big "no circumcision" tirade awhile back. "We are denying the baby's agency!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Wut?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (sAmhv)

288 https://tinyurl.com/3crfdjds

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (ONvIw)

289 Our CIA supported the Maidan coup and we have filthy hands. Ukraine interfered with our elections more than Russia did, and we have to die for them? But it's not "for them", it's for our pols and the pols they install and support. Graham has been backing war there for a long time.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (ONvIw)
--------------

I am against getting involved in any war run by the current crop of perverts, deviants and psychopaths who currently occupy our government.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (5pTK/)

290 American Federation of Teachers (AFT), the second-largest teacher's union in the United States, has been getting trolled into oblivion for sharing a "We Stand with Ukraine" poster in which the flag is upside down.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

C'mon man! Its not easy to simultaneously be an expert in pathogens, mRna, hormones, sexuality in 5 year olds, the history of the world, Russian disinformation, laptop hacking, fetal development, all things climate, morality, AND the flags of all the countries we knew nothing about until a month ago.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (Ed8Zd)

291 280 Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:23 AM (ONvIw)

The McCain gang was asses and elbows deep in the corrupt Star Wars cantina of Ukraine.

The world needs taught that buying American pols does not mean you bought American blood.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (Lzpvj)

292 First noticed by Native Americans.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (UioMC)

"Endeavor... to Persevere."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (trdmm)

293 I think it's not inconsistent to say that the idea was a bad idea, but ALSO that Biden folded like a cheap suit as soon as he was challenged. Just highlights that Biden has done *everything* wrong here, at all points of the process.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (trdmm)

--------

Out: The process is the punishment.
In: The Junta is the punishment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (fiVdZ)

294 Unfortunately, with the state of today's utes, some of them do want less penis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (qnVBz)

295 287 Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 10:25 AM (sAmhv)

"Libertarians" are a big reason why the Groomers have the maneuver room they do.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (Lzpvj)

296 Circumcision, I was told, was for, among many other things, cleanliness.


Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (gmo/4)

297 Only the ones who bring that jello mold thing to a pot luck dinner.

Posted by: Archer

The copper one shaped like a fish always caught my eye.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (Msys3)

298 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:17 AM (5pTK/)

Ask them about abortion!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (XIJ/X)

299 "No one wants less penis"

********

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works!! Circumcision is not like chopping off a section of the penis. It's more like trimming back redundant fabric off a turtleneck sweater.

Human male anatomy is a strange and foreign land to many.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (m45I2)

300 269:My libertarian friend was on a big "no circumcision" tirade awhile back. "We are denying the baby's agency!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

which is why I despise all self-proclaimed "libertarians" today. If the word "libertarian" means anything at all, it should mean you don't presume to tell anyone else what to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)

301 Well, then there's that tall-backed strangling chair that was in fashion for a time. Holes in the back for different height necks, put the loop of rope through the hole, and twist from the back with a stick. They made more mechanically complex ones as time went on.

Posted by: Beware of sorcery! at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (W/jUp)

302 298 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (XIJ/X)

Now now that would require intellectual and moral consistency and cost them some moonbat lass tail so no dice.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (Lzpvj)

303 The McCain gang was corrupt. Full stop.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (gmo/4)

304 300 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:28 AM (trdmm)

Libertarians are libertines and are as preachy from a slightly different angle as trigglypuff.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (Lzpvj)

305 >296 Circumcision, I was told, was for, among many other things, cleanliness.


Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (gmo/4)

That's a load of smegma.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (NgqoH)

306 Report: White House Deploys Kamala Harris to Tout 'Achievements'

Achievements are good, and the time for achievements is every day.

Blowjobs are good, and the time for blowjobs is every day.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 10:19 AM (w9Wax)

Please keep that to yourself. That's actually a platform she'd win on. 100% of the male vote.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (Ed8Zd)

307 This is a bad site whereon to screw up a factual comment about any conceivable topic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:21 AM (hOUT3)

It's a veritable Renaissance age of enlightenment here, what with art of war, health sciences, interpersonal relationships, animal husbandry, engineering and mechanical, finance, sous vide-ing, ...

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (4I/2K)

308 "Endeavor... to Persevere."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (trdmm)


"As long as the wind blows, and the grass grows"

Looking for a calm winter day.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (F0YaR)

309 No one wants less penis"

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works!! Circumcision is not like chopping off a section of the penis. It's more like trimming back redundant fabric off a turtleneck sweater.


But, but, then you've lost girth! You've lost GIRTH!!!!

AAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!

Those monsters!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (5NkmN)

310 276 I never understood Marlon Brando's appeal.
by: JT at March 16, 2022 10:22 AM (arJlL)

Stella! Stelllaaaaa!

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (88xKn)

311 I am against getting involved in any war run by the current crop of perverts, deviants and psychopaths who currently occupy our government.

==

But, but, but ...Putin !

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (ReE5g)

312 C'mon man! Its not easy to simultaneously be an expert in pathogens, mRna, hormones, sexuality in 5 year olds, the history of the world, Russian disinformation, laptop hacking, fetal development, all things climate, morality, AND the flags of all the countries we knew nothing about until a month ago.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (Ed8Zd)

--------

Elementary School Teacher's College Final Oral Exam -- one question only, Vasily:

"Describe and demonstrate the proper technique for putting a condom on a cucumber. Really strut your work. "

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (fiVdZ)

313 I never understood Marlon Brando's appeal.
by: JT

Larry King found him attractive.

*hurl*

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Msys3)

314 309 Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (5NkmN)

The perfect man according to the pron and moonbat world possesses an appendage so large and girthful every arousal is a life-threatening blood pressure event....

they have a literal battering ram of a device and no will or desire other than to thrust it where asked.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Lzpvj)

315 That's a load of smegma.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (NgqoH)

We used to call a neighboring fraternity the Smegma Chis. Seemed apropos.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Ed8Zd)

316 "Endeavor... to Persevere."

Posted by: Tom Servo

There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men.
The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life... or death.
It shall be life.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (UioMC)

317 It's a veritable Renaissance age of enlightenment here, what with art of war, health sciences, interpersonal relationships, animal husbandry, engineering and mechanical, finance, sous vide-ing, ...
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:30 AM (4I/2K)


True dat!
And you can add music of every genre, small arms, and classical literature to that list (as well as many other arcane topics!)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (hOUT3)

318 The world needs taught that buying American pols does not mean you bought American blood.
Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:26 AM (Lzpvj)

I completely agree. I am no fan of Putin, but let's not pretend that the Ukraine govt is made of angels. The sort of color war we have going on here, was well practiced in the former Soviet republics.

MacGregor said that Ukes are refusing to allow civilians to leave Mariupol, which is helping to create atrocities.

I have been lied to by our press and our pols so much that I have no reason to believe them now. Is Russia the only problem here, or can we assign some blame to Ukraine, to the CIA and Ukraine's Azovs.

https://tinyurl.com/3crfdjds

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (ONvIw)

319 >>>Circumcision is not like chopping off a section of the penis. It's more like trimming back redundant fabric off a turtleneck sweater.

>When I was in for my circumcision, I told the Doc, I said, " Hey Doc, can you take off an extra tree inches here, because everything after 10 is just showboatin', amirite here?"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (oWZwa)

320 which is why I despise all self-proclaimed "libertarians" today. If the word "libertarian" means anything at all, it should mean you don't presume to tell anyone else what to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo

"But that's NO fun !"

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (arJlL)

321 The libertarian friend also thought there should be no government provided services like police, sewers and trash. Instead, a group of people in a local area would get together and vote on a contractor to provide those services at a set cost, then pool their money to pay for it.
So, like a government and taxes?
No! Totally different! It would all be voluntary.
So, what if I don't pay my share for police?
They won't show up when you call!
What if I don't pay my share of the roads? Who will stop me from driving?
The police!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:34 AM (qnVBz)

322 My libertarian friend was on a big "no circumcision" tirade awhile back. "We are denying the baby's agency!"

The actual arguments against it are:
1) It's basically Islamic clit-chopping for men. You do lose sensitivity from it, which translates to less fun beejers. This is specifically why gays are big on it.
2) It used to be for cleanliness, but now that (nearly) everyone takes a shower every day that's not a consideration.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:34 AM (ZGrMX)

323 Circumcision, I was told, was for, among many other things, cleanliness.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:27 AM (gmo/4)


I've read that that's no longer considered correct. The whole cleanliness dealio.
On the other hand, I've also read that uncircumcised males are more likely to catch AIDS.

So, there you go:
Less girth, less AIDS.
or
More girth, more AIDS.

Hey, I'm just the messenger!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:34 AM (5NkmN)

324 2004: I don't care if Saddam killed a million people, started multiple wars, pays terrorists to kill Americans, and tried to assassinate the US president. WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER

2022: Don't you know Putin has killed thousands of people, started multiple wars, and won't say GAY? WAR IS THE ANSWER!

Posted by: The left at March 16, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY)

325 I never understood Marlon Brando's appeal.
by: JT
Larry King found him attractive.
*hurl*
Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Msys3)

Marlon Jackson > Marlon Brando

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2022 10:35 AM (wVHhX)

326 318 Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:33 AM (ONvIw)

Witness Ed Poppin' Fresh now declaiming that the Azov battalion is not Nazi.

Essentially America was subjected to a color revolution in 2019-2021 and we are in the midst of a hurricane machine being told it is really that windy everywhere.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:35 AM (Lzpvj)

327 The McCain gang was corrupt. Full stop.
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 10:29 AM (gmo/4)

You mean Keating Five McCain was corrupt?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:35 AM (NyKsY)

328 311 I am against getting involved in any war run by the current crop of perverts, deviants and psychopaths who currently occupy our government.

==

But, but, but ...Putin !
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (ReE5g)

Right. We have our own evil pols here, who fund and support coups abroad.

No matter what Ralph Peters, Biden or Soros say, this is not WWII. It always comes back to making your opponents into Hitler

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (ONvIw)

329 The only troop we should send to Ukraine is that fat f'k Vindman.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (Y5qcH)

330 Witness Ed Poppin' Fresh now declaiming that the Azov battalion is not Nazi.

Essentially America was subjected to a color revolution in 2019-2021 and we are in the midst of a hurricane machine being told it is really that windy everywhere.
Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:35 AM (Lzpvj)

I even see Jewish groups praising the Azov Battalion as not the slightest bit nazi. The administration's propaganda is breathtaking

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ONvIw)

331 329 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (Y5qcH)

"Go home ET, go home"

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (Lzpvj)

332 Painting Begs to be Photo-Shopped with Pierre De Lecto's face.

Posted by: Paladin at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (CE4w9)

333 Morrissey rides a cock horse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (SKVme)

334 Instead, a group of people in a local area would get together and vote on a contractor to provide those services at a set cost,

I think a real analysis of this gets you to the answer that government power should be pushed to the lowest, smallest level possible.

Town police are more responsive to the citizens then the FBI and therefore better.

And if you don't like the town police it is a lot easier to move to another town instead of having to move to another country.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ESjRY)

335 *checks timeline*

Brian J. Mason should be murdering Dr. Stingray soon for the pioneering Buma research, but first 2nd Kanto must happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (D+SXU)

336 The only troop we should send to Ukraine is that fat f'k Vindman.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (Y5qcH)
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Yup. From what I'm seeing, if you're between 18 and 60, and can hold a rifle, you're welcome to take up arms for Ukraine. I think those calling for war with Russian over Ukraine should have at it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (5pTK/)

337 The only troop we should send to Ukraine is that fat f'k Vindman.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (Y5qcH)

What about Fatty Meghan Mac, Blimpified Whoopie and Harpy Joy, too? In fact, how about the entire View cast does a week live from the front lines?

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (Ed8Zd)

338 No War for the Big Guy's 10%.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (Y5qcH)

339 330 Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ONvIw)

America has been stampeded from existential crisis to existential crisis for arguably 21 years to various effect and inarguably the last 5 to great effect....

when we stop being stampeded all hell will break loose societally.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (Lzpvj)

340 Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)

341 Town police are more responsive to the citizens then the FBI and therefore better.

And if you don't like the town police it is a lot easier to move to another town instead of having to move to another country.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ESjRY)

Our politicians keep insisting on making local police a national issue though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (z5Vrg)

342 Painting Begs to be Photo-Shopped with Pierre De Lecto's face.
Posted by: Paladin at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM


*wipes coffee off monitor*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (vqhPW)

343 That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works!! Circumcision is not like chopping off a section of the penis. It's more like trimming back redundant fabric off a turtleneck sweater.

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We used to have a very large Mexican palm tree in the backyard before we escaped SoCal. Wifey would annually "skin" or trim the trunk "bark" -- the bases of previously shed fronds, and it always looked to me like a series of circumcisions.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (fiVdZ)

344 Putin is the most hitler to hitler since Hitler was Hitler!

Posted by: Deep Analysis from The FNM at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (ESjRY)

345 I am against getting involved in any war run by the current crop of perverts, deviants and psychopaths who currently occupy our government.

It doesn't even matter who's in charge, we shouldn't be anywhere near Ukraine. This is basically propping up another failed Obama action at this point, with potential nuclear consequences.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (ZGrMX)

346 How do people who are uncircumcised know you have less sensitivity? If I had anymore sensitivity I'd be in the looney bin so I'm fortunate to be circumcised.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (X5jRy)

347 333 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (SKVme)

and that pony is named "AllahPundit."

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (Lzpvj)

348 My psych teachers relatives decided not to circumcise their kid because ...mental trauma. Oy. When they took him to the beach they had a hell of a time getting the sand out of his dick. He had so many infections they had to have him circumcised when he was in the second grade. Yay intellectuals

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (XlDSe)

349 We used to call a neighboring fraternity the Smegma Chis. Seemed apropos.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2022 10:32 AM (Ed8Zd)


Hey hey!
I guess I won't be singing the. Sweetheart of Sigma Chi song to you.
In Hoc!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (axyOa)

350 America's problems are not a matter of the Ukraine/ Russia conflict. They are primarily internal. Our intenal problem is our government. Our government has caused external problems. See: China, Central America. Ukraine is a sideshow, and we have bought it, as we are easily led.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (Vr12I)

351 So the artwork lead to torture and circumcision thread? I better go back and look at it again.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (XlDSe)

352 But, but, but ...Putin !
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:31 AM (ReE5g)

I owe you a sort of apology related to Ukraine. While I don't think Zelenskyy controls the Azov Battalion, I agree with you now that there is a huge neo-nazi element to the Ukraine military and probably their ambitions. The administration and our media are lying about everything.

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ONvIw)

353 If you are uncircumcised, you can get phimosis, or worse paraphimosis (I would suggest not google image searching that), which in ancient times would have been horrifying. So, better to chop off the foreskin of an infant who won't remember the pain that have your dick rot off as an adult.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (qnVBz)

354 Putin is the most Hitler than Hitler ever until the next Republican is President.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (X5jRy)

355 340 Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)

A meme, primarily.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (Vr12I)

356 340 Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)

Depending on your POV either US or Soros-backed conspiracies and agitation that overthrows a government, or an organic popular movement that overthrows the government. The set of revolutions under consideration are from after the fall of the USSR.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (z5Vrg)

357 Da Nang Dickweed Blumenthal Denies Owning Stocks. His Portfolio Tells a Different Story.

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I refuse to believe that a war hero like General Blumenthal would intentionally lie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (FVME7)

358 Ukraine is a sideshow, and we have bought it, as we are easily led.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (Vr12I)

We are accepting a narrative almost unquestioningly.

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ONvIw)

359 I think a real analysis of this gets you to the answer that government power should be pushed to the lowest, smallest level possible.

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Make Subsidiarity Great Again!

Second look at the Articles of Confederation?

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (fiVdZ)

360 How do people who are uncircumcised know you have less sensitivity? If I had anymore sensitivity I'd be in the looney bin so I'm fortunate to be circumcised.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:39 AM (X5jRy)


When I was in high school, almost everyone was circumcised, except Martin. So he eventually got tagged with the nickname "Animal." That's really neither here nor there as far as this discussion goes. I just thought it was kind of interesting.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (FJYfm)

361 340 Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)

Color revolutions are the execution of a synthesized action plan by multiple axes of governmental and non-governmental power.

The term came to wide use in the wake of the 2005 "Purple Revolution" extolled by Bush the lesser.

Another similar term is "hyrbid war."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colour_revolution

The problem is the CIA and civil service sucking big donk dick have essentially unleashed the playbook domestically.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (Lzpvj)

362 I meant my relatives who were psych teachers...oh hell. Cawfee.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (XlDSe)

363 Plastibell is quicker and procedurally simpler, but you have to leave it in place until it falls off (several days). Gomco clamp gives a cleaner immediate aesthetic appearance. Do not image search these terms if you are squeamish.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (m45I2)

364 There are certain topics that you need to take a hard pass on, to look half-way normal.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2022 10:43 AM (44ww/)

365 Jill Biden Corrects Joe Biden After He Calls Kamala Harris the First Lady

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Eh, women! Can't live with 'em; can't live without 'em.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (FVME7)

366 There are certain topics that you need to take a hard pass on, to look half-way normal.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2022 10:43 AM (44ww/)
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I think that ship sailed, then was torpedoed, long ago, at AoS.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (5pTK/)

367 363 Plastibell is quicker and procedurally simpler, but you have to leave it in place until it falls off (several days). Gomco clamp gives a cleaner immediate aesthetic appearance. Do not image search these terms if you are squeamish.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:42 AM (m45I2)

========

I did find this:

https://tinyurl.com/2p956jpz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)

368 I even see Jewish groups praising the Azov Battalion as not the slightest bit nazi. The administration's propaganda is breathtaking

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:37 AM (ONvIw)

They certainly have Nazi elements, but extrapolating them to the entire country is ridiculous.

It's just as hysterical as the bullshit coming from Ukraine's supporters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X)

369 There are certain topics that you need to take a hard pass on, to look half-way normal.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2022 10:43 AM (44ww/)
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I think that ship sailed, then was torpedoed, long ago, at AoS.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM

Then depth charged.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (4I/2K)

370 And sunk by an iceberg

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (D+SXU)

371 Sweetheart of Sigma Chi song to you.

In open spaces
Where men are men
A chicken never lays
Till she's a hen?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (LCzyp)

372 368 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X)

Given we have political prisoners in this country for "being white supremacists" I find the US government being suddenly indifferent when it is overseas to be "telling."

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (Lzpvj)

373 Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.

It's how the CIA overthrows governments with plausible deniability. There's evidence it was employed here in 2020.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)

374 358 Ukraine is a sideshow, and we have bought it, as we are easily led.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:40 AM (Vr12I)

We are accepting a narrative almost unquestioningly.
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ONvIw)

Which scares me

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (J8ILO)

375 He's got two left feet!

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (CjFDo)

376 >I did find this:

https://tinyurl.com/2p956jpz
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)

Thats...terrifying.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (NgqoH)

377 372 368 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X)

Given we have political prisoners in this country for "being white supremacists" I find the US government being suddenly indifferent when it is overseas to be "telling."
Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (Lzpvj)

Well it'd be rather daft to campaign against our own US-backed Neo-Nazis.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (z5Vrg)

378 Ukraine is a sideshow, and we have bought it, as we are easily led.

Ukraine is the Dems trying to prop up one of the legs of Obama's "legacy".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)

379
Given we have political prisoners in this country for "being white supremacists" I find the US government being suddenly indifferent when it is overseas to be "telling."


The ones in prison here aren't - the ones we are funding in Ukraine are.

Which makes perfect sense in clown world.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (ESjRY)

380 373 Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)

Do note that rather studiously the Wiki does not allow that to be pointed out.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (Lzpvj)

381 It's how the CIA overthrows governments with plausible deniability. There's evidence it was employed here in 2020.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)

Here?!...@AoS?!?

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (AwYPR)

382 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (XlDSe)

383
Ukraine is the Dems trying to prop up one of the legs of Obama's "legacy".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)

Cover for Biden

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (J8ILO)

384 Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (4I/2K)

385 I did find this:

https://tinyurl.com/2p956jpz
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM


Aaand, Mel Brooks ftw!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (vqhPW)

386 The only troop we should send to Ukraine is that fat f'k Vindman.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2022 10:36 AM (Y5qcH)


This last season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" had Vindman on the show.

It was sort of weird because everyone on the show was constantly saying what a hero Vindman was for exposing Trump, and Vindman himself was there soaking up compliments, yet -

he was constantly sneaking around, hiding a spying on people or going through their things and moralizing about everything. He really came off as a smug creep.

So much so, that I began to wonder if Larry David did one of those things like Hollywood loves to do with conservatives or Republicans, where they invite them on a show, as the pol doesn't realize that they're being played for a fool, but of course they are.

I'm probably wrong. It may just be comedy is comedy, but that seemed to be a pretty slick drubbing of Vindman by Larry David.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (5NkmN)

387 379 Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (ESjRY)

I think $oro$ succeeded in flipping Brennan who recruited Schumer and Pelosi in 2005.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (Lzpvj)

388 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (XlDSe)


And then the murders started.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (FJYfm)

389 It's how the CIA overthrows governments with plausible deniability. There's evidence it was employed here in 2020.

I still remember when they arrested the woman that made a movie on that, starring people from NatSec who worked on the coup here, a couple of days after releasing it.

Did we ever find out what happened to her?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (ESjRY)

390 382 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (XlDSe)

I pray it has nothing to do with how you got you nic.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (qH6FZ)

391 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Will you have Heidi narrate?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (bu/t9)

392 It's just as hysterical as the bullshit coming from Ukraine's supporters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X)

Agree it's not the entire country that supports it but the Ukraine government allows it so in essence it is the entire country. What if our government allowed a very small unit in the Marines to be Neo Nazi? The whole of the United States would be painted with that brush.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (X5jRy)

393 Paraphimosis is like rolling up your shirt sleeve only to have it get stuck above your elbow and you can't roll it back down and it cuts off blood flow and your hand turns purple and hurts like heck and might fall off unless you go to the ER.

Only with the penis instead of the arm.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (m45I2)

394 384 Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (4I/2K)

No deep meaning, they just tend to have representative colors. Like we have red, white and blue.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (z5Vrg)

395 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM


Ran out of frozen peas?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (vqhPW)

396 Unbelievable. Just got this email from GiveSendGo regarding my contribution to the Canadian truckers:

Update: Freedom Convoy Trucker Funds
The Canadian government has criminalized the receiving of funds from the Freedom Convoy 2022 campaign and now are trying to seize the funds to redistribute. In order to protect our Givers and the intended purposes of their gifts, funds not already transferred to the recipients from the 'Freedom Trucker Convoy' campaign will be refunded automatically, no refund requests necessary. Additional information will be posted shortly.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (VhE0u)

397 384 Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (4I/2K)

It is likely a remnant of the color coded war plans of the pre WW2 Department of War war planning.

The "totally not funded by the farm" revolutions tend to be color coded or have cutesy names like "Slipper revolution."

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (Lzpvj)

398 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Will you have Heidi narrate?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


With interpretive dance?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (UioMC)

399 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM

Did the doc say, "Oops!" ??

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (4I/2K)

400 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


*******

No. That's a story you should save for your twelve kids.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (m45I2)

401 Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection.

One of the elements is picking a color for people to rally around during the revolution. When Obama did it to Ukraine in 2014 it was the "Orange Revolution" and everyone had orange banners.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (ZGrMX)

402 And then the murders started.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (FJYfm)

Yeah, starting with the urologist.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (XlDSe)

403 392 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (X5jRy)

You can be put on the terror watch list in this military for being a Trump voter and telling an FBI agent respectfully "no" when he asks for your phone.

Stone cold fact.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (Lzpvj)

404 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM

Did the doc say, "Oops!" ??
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM


"Watch where that thing lands...we might need it."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (vqhPW)

405 393 Paraphimosis is like rolling up your shirt sleeve only to have it get stuck above your elbow and you can't roll it back down and it cuts off blood flow and your hand turns purple and hurts like heck and might fall off unless you go to the ER.

Only with the penis instead of the arm.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (m45I2)


I think I'll go outside and look for Haley's Comet.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (axyOa)

406 346 How do people who are uncircumcised know you have less sensitivity? If I had anymore sensitivity I'd be in the looney bin so I'm fortunate to be circumcised.

I love uncut gems

Posted by: Shep at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (2cfUo)

407 So, better to chop off the foreskin of an infant who won't remember the pain that have your dick rot off as an adult.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (qnVBz)

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In many ways, this too is the story of Bill Clinton.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (PECQ7)

408 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (z5Vrg)

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:49 AM (Lzpvj)

Thanks. Clearer now as to the term's meaning.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (4I/2K)

409 It used to be for cleanliness, but now that (nearly) everyone takes a shower every day that's not a consideration.
=====

There's a vaccine in these modern times for HPV. You be you.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (MIKMs)

410 401 "Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection."

One of the elements is picking a color for people to rally around during the revolution. When Obama did it to Ukraine in 2014 it was the "Orange Revolution" and everyone had orange banners.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (ZGrMX)

Note that there's nothing exclusive about this tactic, there were the Yellow vests in France which were likely not US backed.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (z5Vrg)

411 Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:41 AM (ONvIw)

That battalion is just the tip if the iceberg. Neo nazi and neo-nationalist ( whitewashing Bandera, Mahno, Hmelnitskiy and others) Elements are so entrenched in the ukie government, that it completely delegitimized itself.





Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ReE5g)

412 Wearing the wrong colors to lounge in a dust bowl.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (VwHCD)

413 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM (XlDSe)


No, but it might be the thread where Ben Had or Kristi Noem explains the rubberband procedure for neutering bulls or horses.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (F0YaR)

414 *of the

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ReE5g)

415 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:47 AM

Did the doc say, "Oops!" ??
Posted by: Count de Monet


The two people you never want to hear say "oops!"
Your urinary doctor and your Lamborghini mechanic.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (UioMC)

416 Assuming we are not incinerated in the next month or so, there will be another existential crisis " Reeee" to replace the Ukraine.Bank on that.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (Vr12I)

417 >>Re color revolutions: So how does the word 'color' apply? I still don't get the connection.

Typically, the grassroots or more accurate faux grassroots groups adopted a color represent their movement like a banner or a flag. You can often see participants wearing the color during the movement.

Colors aren't always used, there was the Rose Revolution in Georgia back in the early 2000s where we were likely involved as well, but there is always a theme. That's where the name comes from.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)

418 Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?

The worst episode of "How I Met Your Mother" ever.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (ESjRY)

419 If I could randomly select a thousand college freshman from across the country and asked them who Hitler was, I'm sure I would be amazed at their answers. Most would likely say one of the following:

"Worst man in the world before Trump."
"He was the guy from a lot of years ago who killed almost as many people as Trump."

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (AMIL/)

420 It's just as hysterical as the bullshit coming from Ukraine's supporters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:44 AM (XIJ/X)

I don't attribute them to the entire country, but I also do not believe that Zelenskyy controls them. I don't know who does, but I see no reason to believe that they are now anti-Russian choir boys.

Both sides have launched propaganda wars, and even though we are not officially at war, we have people like Romney, and Ralph Peters trying to destroy and maybe even prosecute people like Tucker and Gabbard. I was horrified to see Tablet rehabilitate Azovs who openly admire Bandera.

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (ONvIw)

421 One of the elements is picking a color for people to rally around during the revolution. When Obama did it to Ukraine in 2014 it was the "Orange Revolution" and everyone had orange banners.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:50 AM (ZGrMX)
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The color of the one they pulled here is purple. Check out Hillary and Bill the day of her concession speech and the outfits of all the dems at Trump's inauruguation.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (VhE0u)

422 Which American media entities do you suppose are behind Ukraine's PR campaign?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (BFigT)

423 I think I'll go outside and look for Haley's Comet.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 10:51 AM (axyOa)

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"That's what SHE said!" -- Obligatory just the punchline

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (PECQ7)

424 Circumcision, to me, is a moot point. I was not consulted about the matter, and certainly can't misss what I don't have.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (Vr12I)

425 I don't attribute them to the entire country, but I also do not believe that Zelenskyy controls them. I don't know who does, but I see no reason to believe that they are now anti-Russian choir boys.

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (ONvIw)

The Nazis in Ukraine were always anti-Russian, that's why we made use of them. It's our equivalent of Russian communist front(or open) groups.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (z5Vrg)

426 While a corpsman in the USN a, to me amazing, large number of uncircumcised guys got the surgery. I was told that the experience wasn't pleasant...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (bu/t9)

427 LOL! Jaysus! I didnt know that my botched vasectomy would be so funny to you guys..

*Yeah I did*.

The final outcome worked as it should...a lot more anesthetic and I wouldn't have started clucking like a turkey when he pulled on my tubes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (XlDSe)

428 >>>Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

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My BiL had a vasectomy. He and my sister proceeded to have two more kids. I never asked if he got a refund.

Posted by: Corners to the plate at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (eco01)

429 >>The color of the one they pulled here is purple. Check out Hillary and Bill the day of her concession speech and the outfits of all the dems at Trump's inauruguation.

Purple isn't in my color wheel.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

430 422 Which American media entities do you suppose are behind Ukraine's PR campaign?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (BFigT)

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They all take their cues from Reddit.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (PECQ7)

431 410 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (z5Vrg)

"Color revolutions" is just another name for the notion of 5th Gen hybrid war.

America when it engages in hybrid war tends to not have the same centralized integrating synthesis of diplomatic, military, and intelligence control and is loathe to commit ground troops until the last minute.

Russia tends to bind the elements more fluidly (easier to do with an autocrat) and commit ground forces more quickly.

Imagine each element of national policy being a strand of 550 cord and the meetings these cords demand eat up time-by having an integrated op plan prior to an event you weave those cords together and consequently give the perception of having more strength.

Not that I know anything about it.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (Lzpvj)

432 Note that there's nothing exclusive about this tactic, there were the Yellow vests in France which were likely not US backed.

Right, it's just an easy, effective tactic that got picked up as part of the "toolkit".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)

433 344 Putin is the most hitler to hitler since Hitler was Hitler!

how much hitler would putin hitler if putin could hitler hitler?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 16, 2022 10:56 AM (oY6Yp)

434 422 Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2022 10:54 AM (BFigT)

All of them, spoiler alert the American media is wholly owned subsidiary of $oro$ Inc probably the only dissenting editorial board is One America News.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 10:57 AM (Lzpvj)

435 The Nazis in Ukraine were always anti-Russian, that's why we made use of them. It's our equivalent of Russian communist front(or open) groups.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (z5Vrg)

But they are more than anti-Russian. Is anti-Russian enough to justify our political and financial support of these people?

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:57 AM (ONvIw)

436 Colors aren't always used, there was the Rose Revolution in Georgia back in the early 2000s where we were likely involved as well, but there is always a theme. That's where the name comes from.
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Congressrats wearing coordinated outfits for special occasions.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2022 10:57 AM (MIKMs)

437 In the Philippines in 1986, the "People's Power" revolution that deposed Marcos adopted yellow because there was a "tie a yellow ribbon" campaign to bring Ninoy Aquino back from.exile, which worked, so he was allowed to fly back,and was promptly assassinated at the airport. That sparked the revolution.
I think it was grassroots, but who the hell knows now.

Anyway, one of the original color revolutions.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 16, 2022 10:58 AM (lCui1)

438 If I could randomly select a thousand college freshman from across the country and asked them who Hitler was, I'm sure I would be amazed at their answers. Most would likely say one of the following:

"Worst man in the world before Trump."
"He was the guy from a lot of years ago who killed almost as many people as Trump."
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2022 10:53 AM (AMIL/)


I love the South Park episode where Cartman is dressed as Hitler for Halloween, so the school sees the need to re-educate him. They show him a movie that starts out "Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man." That's really all today's youth can tell you - Hitler=Naughty. Why? Whatever you want to ascribe to him, that you think is naughty, is OK by today's educators.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 10:58 AM (FJYfm)

439 This is like wearing colors for chariot races, and killing the " wrong" colors on principle.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:58 AM (Vr12I)

440 What if our government allowed a very small unit in the Marines to be Neo Nazi? The whole of the United States would be painted with that brush.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 10:48 AM (X5jRy)

Probably. But I hold my country to a higher standard.

I have spoken with a couple of native Ukrainians, and they sort of chuckle at the idea that Nazism is rampant. One is a Jew, and one is married to a Jew.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (XIJ/X)

441 The whole BLM movement that sprang up out of nowhere and disappeared just as soon as the election was over?

Part of the US color revolution. "Grassroots uprisings" against and authoritarian regime are always a hallmark of a color revolution.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (ZLI7S)

442 429 >>The color of the one they pulled here is purple. Check out Hillary and Bill the day of her concession speech and the outfits of all the dems at Trump's inauruguation.

Purple isn't in my color wheel.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

The Color Purple...coincidence? LOL

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (ONvIw)

443 STOP THE LOUNGING!!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (cIfn2)

444 . . . geopolitics, phrenology, horticulture, alchemy, cinema arts, history, . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (4I/2K)

445 435 The Nazis in Ukraine were always anti-Russian, that's why we made use of them. It's our equivalent of Russian communist front(or open) groups.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:55 AM (z5Vrg)

But they are more than anti-Russian. Is anti-Russian enough to justify our political and financial support of these people?
Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 10:57 AM (ONvIw)

Well that's definitely a question worthy of public consideration. Unfortunately it has never been debated, the government did this throughout the Cold War and up to the present without ever having a vote on the matter.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (z5Vrg)

446 417 Typically, the grassroots or more accurate faux grassroots groups adopted a color represent their movement like a banner or a flag.

Colors aren't always used, there was the Rose Revolution in Georgia back in the early 2000s where we were likely involved as well, but there is always a theme.


ah. so it's kind of like how the most important part of starting an open-source project is picking a mascot.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (v3pYe)

447 340 Can someone explain what a color revolution is? Please and thank you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 16, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)

As Sven said (a bit up thread), we're in our own color revolution:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8prmpf

Posted by: Court Herald at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (BgMrQ)

448 >Is this the thread where i tell in detail about my vasectomy gone wrong?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Mine went so well I had it done twice!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2022 11:00 AM (axyOa)

449 I think it was grassroots, but who the hell knows now.

None of the tactics of color revolutions are original, it's more that color revolutions are a collection of things that are known to have been effective.

Another one is having complete media control where they all broadcast the same ideology in lockstep. That sounds familiar.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 11:00 AM (ZGrMX)

450 What Actually is Romney's reason for existing in politics? What a useless piece of human flesh. Just felt like posting that. Apropos to nothing on this post concerning art. It needs repeating every 5 minutes or so.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 16, 2022 11:00 AM (2NHgQ)

451 /off rulers mouthpiece sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (BgMrQ)

452 The Color Purple...coincidence? LOL

So Whoopi Goldberg is actually the shadowy mastermind controlling the media and DNC? That would certainly explain some things.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (ZGrMX)

453 I love the South Park episode where Cartman is dressed as Hitler for Halloween, so the school sees the need to re-educate him. They show him a movie that starts out "Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man." That's really all today's youth can tell you - Hitler=Naughty. Why? Whatever you want to ascribe to him, that you think is naughty, is OK by today's educators.
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I'm surprised they didn't follow the Clockwork Orange behaviour modification techniques.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (LQjWA)

454 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (WXrtp)

455 440 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (XIJ/X)

You know me well enough to know my heart on Anti-Semitism.

Serious question, assume for the sake of argument that the Azovs love Jews etc etc.

Is fascism as a political and economic system opprobrious enough it is a wrong absent the monstrosities aimed at the Jews?

I personally would say passionately "yes" it is a socialist system that crushes liberty every bit that communism does.

I don't think GloboHomo views it the same, and I know China does not.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (Lzpvj)

456 The Nazis in Ukraine were always anti-Russian, that's why we made use of them. It's our equivalent of Russian communist front(or open) groups.

The Holodomor will do that to a folk. What has honestly surprised me, if I'm reading between the lines correctly, is how ethnic Ukrainians and Russians have moved beyond that. And "that" isn't all that old - less than a century.

Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (5T7tk)

457 450 What Actually is Romney's reason for existing in politics? What a useless piece of human flesh. Just felt like posting that. Apropos to nothing on this post concerning art. It needs repeating every 5 minutes or so.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 16, 2022 11:00 AM (2NHgQ

He is a bored, rich dilletante with too much ime on his hands.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (Vr12I)

458 Cartman is dressed as Hitler for Halloween, so the school sees the need to re-educate him. They show him a movie

My memory is he comes out of watching the movie more in love with Hitler then he was before seeing it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (ESjRY)

459 Well that's definitely a question worthy of public consideration. Unfortunately it has never been debated, the government did this throughout the Cold War and up to the present without ever having a vote on the matter.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2022 10:59 AM (z5Vrg)

I suspect we hide the aspirations of our useful militants.
It doesn't take rampant and overwhelming support to undermine a nation. It takes tyrannical people willing to kill, or to destroy people financially by "cancel culture".

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (ONvIw)

460 Speaking of penises, I am sick of seeing Bob Saget's smirking mug every time I jump into the internet. He's dead. Let it go.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (xPJvm)

461 So Whoopi Goldberg is actually the shadowy mastermind controlling the media and DNC? That would certainly explain some things.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (ZGrMX)

Rofl

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2022 11:03 AM (ONvIw)

462 416 Assuming we are not incinerated in the next month or so, there will be another existential crisis " Reeee" to replace the Ukraine.Bank on that.
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (Vr12I


Prediction.. f9od shortages as all eastern European grains are pulled from international markets or destroyed in wars. Rising cost if fertilizers due to petroleum price hikes and scarcity results in nationalization of farms and an immediate release of strategic grain stockpiles and a loaf of bread at $15.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2022 11:04 AM (rjpjQ)

463 As Sven said (a bit up thread), we're in our own color revolution:

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And that color is rainbow!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 11:04 AM (FVME7)

464 Cartman is dressed as Hitler for Halloween, so the school sees the need to re-educate him. They show him a movie

My memory is he comes out of watching the movie more in love with Hitler then he was before seeing it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (ESjRY)

I think that was the one where they make him switch from Hitler to a generic ghost costume, that actually looks more like a KKK hood.
When he has to go through the "Tolerance Tunnel," where racial, ethnic, and sexual slurs are yelled at the people going through, he does come to really love the tunnel.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2022 11:04 AM (FJYfm)

465 460 Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 16, 2022 11:02 AM (xPJvm)

Remember during 2009-2017 when we mocked "Operation Shiny Objects?"

Saget is a shiny object.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 11:06 AM (Lzpvj)

466 So Whoopi Goldberg is actually the shadowy mastermind controlling the media and DNC? That would certainly explain some things.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2022 11:01 AM (ZGrMX)

Joy Behar

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon, not a fan of the Ides of March at March 16, 2022 11:13 AM (BMmaB)

467 Colors aren't always used, there was the Rose Revolution in Georgia back in the early 2000s where we were likely involved as well, but there is always a theme. That's where the name comes from.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Many of us fairer sex types would argue that rose is indeed a color.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 16, 2022 11:13 AM (VhE0u)

468 Phimosis ruled Egypt during the 2nd Dynasty.

He had two sons, a pair of Phimoses.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 11:15 AM (w9Wax)

469 It is not just that unit. It's the entire government. Poroschenko(sp) created a medal after Bandera or Petlura. After a world wide outcry they scrapped that medal. They are naming streets after Petlura. They never renounced him. He is a hero to them.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 11:16 AM (ReE5g)

470 I myself was fooled into supporting their orange revolution . OMG , look at that wonderful Democracy!

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 11:18 AM (ReE5g)

471 Mid-terms. Lots of Ukrainians reside in NY & PA, followed by California & NJ.

Posted by: Lola at March 16, 2022 11:20 AM (NIYa7)

472 471 Posted by: Lola at March 16, 2022 11:20 AM (NIYa7)

Theoretically 1 out of every 300 American citizens has Ukie ties.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 11:26 AM (Lzpvj)

473 Test

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 16, 2022 12:03 PM (3D/fK)

474


He's between a rock and a hard on.

Posted by: safristi at March 16, 2022 12:56 PM (PgqFp)

475 Looks like its going to Rain and the Weatherman said Clear and Sunny

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Posted by: Shirley at March 16, 2022 08:07 PM (XAzBK)

477 Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbin, in English,
is Johnny-Hank-Willy Table-leg.

Might be relevant.

Posted by: Thon Brocket at March 17, 2022 02:50 AM (/AJaN)

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