Two Polls Show Brandon Got No Bounce From His Slurring, Incoherent State of the Union

On Friday, a very unlikely poll found that Biden had gained eight points in approval, Egg with Legs Chris Cillizza to wet himself in excitement:

"m" points out that Joe's nose looks absolutely rekt in that photo.

A new NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist poll suggests that all might be changing. Biden's overall job approval rating among Americans is at 47% in the survey, up 8 points from where he was in the same poll last month.

I didn't mention that because I try not to post bad news late on Friday and also because that poll had the stink of nonsense.

I mean: Eight points? Are you joking?!

Two other polls have now come out which say that poll was, in fact, joking. It was a fluke outlier.

An IBD/TIPP poll finds Biden gained a single point of approval, going from a low of 38% to 39%, owing solely to a gain among Democrats.

An IBD/TIPP poll conducted after the speech on March 1 found that, overall, 39 percent of respondents approve of the job he is doing as president, compared to 47 percent who disapprove.
This is a slight improvement from the 38 percent approval in February's IBD/TIPP poll--the lowest figure since Biden took office.
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According to the IBD/TIPP poll for March, 74 percent of Democratic voters approve of the president's performance, with 15 percent expressing disapproval.
This is an improvement of 8 percentage points since February, when 66 percent of Democrats approved of Biden.

His approval from independents remains stuck at a woeful 27%. Though his disapproval from independents fell from 55% to 53%, if Brandon wants to hang his hat on that. (Note that the more you slice up a sample, the less likely these numbers are to be meaningful or accurate.)

The Quinippiac poll also finds Brandon stuck in a quagmire called Alzheimer's.

For his overall job approval, Americans give Biden a negative 38 - 51 percent job approval rating with 11 percent not offering an opinion. This compares to a negative 37 - 52 percent job approval rating a week ago.

rhenningantx points out this same poll points out:

As the world witnesses what is happening to Ukraine, Americans were asked what they would do if they were in the same position as Ukrainians are now: stay and fight or leave the country? A majority (55 percent) say they would stay and fight, while 38 percent say they would leave the country. Republicans say 68 - 25 percent and independents say 57 - 36 percent they would stay and fight, while Democrats say 52 - 40 percent they would leave the country.

So you know how much all those Ukranian flags in twitter profiles mean.

Gee wonder what the partisan breakdown of that would be.

Posted by: Ace at 01:35 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 01:35 PM (z5Vrg)

2 Top ten!

Posted by: Squid at March 08, 2022 01:36 PM (XFSHJ)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 08, 2022 01:36 PM (zxnLN)

4 I nooded

Posted by: Squid at March 08, 2022 01:37 PM (XFSHJ)

5 He didn't shit himself on live TV so they consider that a win.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 08, 2022 01:37 PM (Sa6AO)

6 Ah but let's see what happens when we shut down the polling for a few hours and cover up the windows.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 01:37 PM (xYlPP)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Wonder where $5+ gas will lead the polls?

Posted by: Deep State 910 at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (aX0CW)

10 BRANDON IS BACK!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

11 Joe's coming back!!! from the White House lawn. Couldn't find his way to Marine One.

Posted by: Hans Blix at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (QYPq3)

12 Told you...

Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (W3VUu)

13 Fill your gas tanks ASAP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (HbvSG)

14 He is a disgrace. That is all

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (7sjv9)

15 Top 100!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (R8uWY)

16 Let's go Brandon

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (LasAT)

17 The Quinippiac poll also finds Brandon stuck in a quagmire called Alzheimer's.

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"We were waist-deep in the Big Muddy,
And the damn fool said to press on."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (txdEq)

18 When does he melt down? Physically and mentally. It has to be coming.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (sVfvf)

19 FJB does not look cool or bad ass in aviators. Someone needs to be told this.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (R8uWY)

20 Joe Biden comeback? Like a zombie?

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (vrz2I)

21 A quagmire called Alzheimer's.

Joe's making a comeback!! Woo-Hooooo!!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (g/Dto)

22 I don't know what to think of a polling firm named after Irritable Bowel Disease and Just the Tip.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (xYlPP)

23
Comeback?!?!

Heating Oil is $5.19/gal.

That's the kind of thing that makes people choose between Food and heating the house.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (j7i25)

24 Just go, Brandon.
Just go.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (xhaym)

25 It still boggles my mind that ANYONE thinks he's doing a good job. He's been in office for a year and the whole world has gone to shit.

YAY! - some retard.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Wreckers and hoarders are the cause of high gas prices, not Biden's policies.

https://bit.ly/3KoDJGM

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (8/9Tc)

27 FJB does not look cool or bad ass in aviators. Someone needs to be told this.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (R8uWY)

Keeps people from seeing his confused crazy eyes.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (xYlPP)

28 "Fill your gas tanks ASAP."

And leave a note on the pump expressing your disapproval.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (vrz2I)

29 Can some journalist ask him about showering with his daughter? I mean, its a legit question that only he can answer. Unless, Psaki showers with her.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (sVfvf)

30 I was assured that Biden would say something that would invalidate the reality that America was seeing and all of America would rally behind Dear Leader.

Was I misled?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

31 An F. Joe Biden comeback?

Please. Spare us. And stop wishcasting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

32 This is clearly Kamala's fault. She failed to position Biden for success.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (xhaym)

33 Joe is as popular as a fart in church

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (geLO8)

34
Did you see February's job's numbers?
Almost Double of what the "experts" expected!

Almost +700K jobs...in February!

The Big Lie is quite obvious to everyone, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (j7i25)

35 Similar thing from the Politico/Morning Consult poll out today.

They have Biden at 45/51.

D +6 poll.

Independents have him at 31/62

There's no way his real numbers are 45/51 with such low support from Indies.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (ZLI7S)

36 The SOTU is being measured on how much of a bump it gives Just Joe. Just like every other thing in the world.

Maybe we should be look at other measures.

Just a thought.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (9otr5)

37 18 When does he melt down? Physically and mentally. It has to be coming.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM

Biden is SO progressive, he's breaking ableist generational stereotypes about physical and mental health!

Posted by: Mainstream Leftist at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (hptIz)

38 Fill your gas tanks ASAP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 08, 2022

***
I nipped out at lunch, got some cash, and plan to fill up this afternoon at the independent service station across town with E0 gas at about the same price as Exxon's E0 (when you can find it). I only need about 4 gallons. But that could push close to $20 right there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (txdEq)

39 Saw a Biden I did sticker on the gas pumpnthis morning. Nice

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (lCui1)

40 FJB has challenged Putin to a wrestling match of the style of his choosing on the banks of the Rhine at high noon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (R8uWY)

41 Approval number to infinity...and beyond!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (63Dwl)

42 > Fill your gas tanks ASAP.

Fill your gas tank everyday, because the price you get for that fill-up is the lowest you'll see.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (8/9Tc)

43 BIDEN'S MOVE TO RELEASE THE STRATEGIC OIL RESERVES WAS GENIUS!!!

GENIUS, I SAY!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

44 34
Did you see February's job's numbers?
Almost Double of what the "experts" expected!

Almost +700K jobs...in February!

The Big Lie is quite obvious to everyone, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (j7i25)

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"Well, I was convinced that milk now cost $6 a gallon, but the government said that there are a bunch of new jobs. I guess the economy is great!"
-No one, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

45
But PredictIt has Biden up by 20%!!!!!

*RIP Intrade*

Posted by: In before the troll at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM (n+4am)

46 Something wrong with Joe Biden's nose in that photo accompanying the Chris Cillizza article. Like it's the bulbous bloodshot nose of a raging drunkard.

Posted by: m at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM (/xkVv)

47 A) He didn't get a bounce
B) They breathlessly hyped a fictional bounce, ceding the point that he needs a bounce

Strategic geniuses, all around.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM (6FeV1)

48 A few idiot lefties have recently "joked" with me that things were better under Trump. I don't even think THEY think they're joking.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM (6GsAJ)

49 33 Joe is as popular as a fart in church
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That was the Holy Ghost.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM (sVfvf)

50 No bounce? Why no crater in polling after that comically incompetent and incomprehensible "speech"? I guess there's nothing Joey Fuckbrains can do to lose the leftwing and Karen vote. Maybe shoot someone on Fifth Avenue? Nah . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

51 oh man his nose does look rekt

maybe just from the sun

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (0G13K)

52 "Fill your gas tanks ASAP."

And leave a note on the pump expressing your disapproval.
Posted by: fd at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (vrz2I)

No. Just walk away.

Posted by: Lord H. at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (4GFH7)

53 Can some journalist ask him about showering with his daughter? I mean, its a legit question that only he can answer. Unless, Psaki showers with her.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022

***
Or Joe showers with Psaki and Dr. Jill.

Forgive me. I'll pass out the brain bleach as soon as the bank loan comes through.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (txdEq)

54 Fuck Joe, Kamala, Hillary and all the lemmings that voted for this piece of shit.

We are not going to make 3 more years.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (haWye)

55 youtube.com/watch?v=Xi7v2ZqnpXA

Don't call it a comeback. Somebody should knock Brandon out.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (z8Rej)

56 Banning Russian oil will fix this!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (V6f9+)

57 > FJB has challenged Putin to a wrestling match of the style of his choosing on the banks of the Rhine at high noon.

Putin is a legit Judoka. Not the best by any means, but he knows what he's doing. I doubt Biden could throw a punch without falling over.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (8/9Tc)

58 Biden gained a single point of approval, going from a low of 38% to 39%, owing solely to a gain among Democrats.
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Moooo...

Posted by: Polled herefords at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (l0Lgi)

59 It still boggles my mind that ANYONE thinks he's doing a good job. He's been in office for a year and the whole world has gone to shit.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
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Exactly my take. How could anyone possibly think he's doing a good job? I could (barely) accept people who thought he'd be adequate, but the jury is back in, and they're very grim-faced. He's a complete train wreck, and Stevie Wonder can see it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (YqDXo)

60 "I know! We'll mess with government statistics! That will convince America that inflation isn't happening!"
-The adults, who are now in charge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

61 maybe just from the sun
Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (0G13K)

Looks like basal cell removals

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ONvIw)

62 Joementum!

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (G0vdT)

63 Fb meme making the rounds about how gas prices aren't controlled by the President. Yeah, but when you cancel Federal oil leases, in violation of court orders and pointlessly shut down the pipeline, it has an effect.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (5HBd1)

64 Centered

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (ONvIw)

65 Jeebus, we're fucking centered. Shit is going down.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (sVfvf)

66 > That was the Holy Ghost.

Does the Holy Ghost fart?

*ponders*

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (8/9Tc)

67 WTH.

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (G0vdT)

68 Center court!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (txdEq)

69
Wreckers and hoarders are the cause of high gas prices, not Biden's policies.

https://bit.ly/3KoDJGM
Posted by: bonhomme

A caller to Prager's show today said the high prices were caused by SPECULATORS.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (63Dwl)

70 56 Banning Russian oil will fix this!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (V6f9+)

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It could help if it were paired with a massive allowance for American energy exploration and exploitation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

71 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do". Peak stupid virtue signaling saying a poor Russian schlub in Moscow can't get a Big Mac. That'll teach Vlad.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (QZ/dC)

72 Who the hell centered us?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (UuD2k)

73 The Lamenting of Brandon

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (M+Lyo)

74 18 When does he melt down? Physically and mentally. It has to be coming.
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He's been close many times.

Ron Klain and his klown krew must hold their fetid breath every time that senile old fool opens his mouth in public or near a microphone.

It's just a matter of time.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (k4dH2)

75 >That's the kind of thing that makes people choose between Food and heating the house.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (j7i25)

Granny can't live off of cheap canned cat food either, as that shit's now perpetually out of stock too.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (L9uv7)

76 He didn't shit himself on live TV so they consider that a win.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Dammit! I had that on my bingo card!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (6eU6O)

77 33 Joe is as popular as a fart in church
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That was the Holy Ghost.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM

Ha! I thought about making that joke but I was afraid I might incur some wrath. Thanks for taking the heat.

Posted by: huerfano at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (MzKgG)

78 makes as much sense as supporting Ukrainians by booking air bnbs that you will never use.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (5HBd1)

79 Went out yesterday in the Escalade. As I said, I use it as a strategic petroleum reserve. Filled up just 3 gallons but keeping it topped up. One for dollar cost averaging, two because this is the bugout vehicle keeping it full is important.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (9otr5)

80 I still can't believe James Carville actually said that Joe Biden was the right man for the war with Russia/Ukraine.

If he meant the right puppet to usher in the new global order, then yes he is spot on.

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (8E1BY)

81 G o get him, Joe!

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (vWZ9i)

82 75 Granny can't live off of cheap canned cat food either, as that shit's now perpetually out of stock too.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (L9uv7)

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It's a good thing they saved granny from getting thrown off a cliff by Paul Ryan's modest effort to curtail government spending so that they could die from starvation under Biden's inflation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

83 A few idiot lefties have recently "joked" with me that things were better under Trump. I don't even think THEY think they're joking.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM (6GsAJ)
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I suspect that they were just testing the waters.

"Oh, you hate Trump? Uh, I do too. I was just joking."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (YqDXo)

84 Charge your electric car as well(spit), all energy prices are going up.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (HbvSG)

85 66 > That was the Holy Ghost.

Does the Holy Ghost fart?

*ponders*
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The Holy Ghost does whatever the Holy Ghost wants. Its the Holy Ghost.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (sVfvf)

86 Same poll showed 52% of Dems would not fight if America was invaded and look to leave to another country.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (yrol0)

87 Chris Cillizza looks like the patron saint of corporate middle management.

The kind of guy who finishes a PowerPoint slide presentation, runs by the bank and the dry cleaners, and is just stoked about all three accomplishments in one day.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (W3VUu)

88 Aviators are dumb sunglasses if you really spend a lot of time in the sun. Metal tends to get hot when exposed to direct sunlight.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

89 "When does he melt down?"
He is incapable of any kind of shame or contrition.
Your average democrat, however, may have some remaining.
Those are the ones who should be made to suffer.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (jTmQV)

90 But wait until the public warmly thanks him for even higher gas prices after Putin gets everything he wanted in the peace agreement next week.
Patriots must sacrifice for the fatherland!

Best part is the Bear is gonna say "nyet" when we beg them to resume sending us their oil-- those ships are already being booked to/from China for the rest of the year ...

Also, Visa/Mastercard, Facebook, Twitter, etc., just last a whole country .... They're gonna try and hide that subscriber loss from the shareholders until Q3

Posted by: Well at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (cz5cQ)

91 Is that a lizard in the sunglasses? Because that looks like lizard skin.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (ma/TF)

92 83 A few idiot lefties have recently "joked" with me that things were better under Trump. I don't even think THEY think they're joking.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM (6GsAJ)

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"Can you imagine how much less we were saving the environment when we could buy gas and meat cheaply? This is such a good thing we're in right now!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

93 >>It still boggles my mind that ANYONE thinks he's doing a good job.

HE is not doing the job

he's just the walking corpse they wheel out to say words in public

'They' are a committee of his handlers

the 'president' of these new-knighted states is actually a group of like-minded anti-Western malefactors

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (geLO8)

94 Putin is a legit Judoka. Not the best by any means, but he knows what he's doing. I doubt Biden could throw a punch without falling over.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (8/9Tc)

Systema, more likely. It does borrow from Judo.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (xhaym)

95 Jill Biden is on a three-day three state tour speaking about unity and trashing Trump

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (RHGPo)

96 86 Same poll showed 52% of Dems would not fight if America was invaded and look to leave to another country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (yrol0)

So if Canada invaded, they'd go to Mexico and vice versa?

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (ONvIw)

97 One of those "sexy summer camp" pedo chicks looks exactly like a long-standing meme of lefty women.

https://bit.ly/373gweK

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (8/9Tc)

98 >Something wrong with Joe Biden's nose in that photo accompanying the Chris Cillizza article. Like it's the bulbous bloodshot nose of a raging drunkard.
Posted by: m at March 08, 2022 01:42 PM (/xkVv)

Is that dangling earlobe Biden or connected earlobe Biden?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (L9uv7)

99 LOL

From four years of Is This The Beginning of the End?

To four years of Is This The Beginning of The Comeback?

They are sooooo fucked in the head

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (kpNbq)

100 He didn't shit himself on live TV so they consider that a win.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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And he was standing for the whole thing. You can't do better than that!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

101 *biden in a nutshell: "I have done something every man, woman and, you know the odder thing that might be done to pump up... I mean *wispers* y'all gotta' get off the gas, man. Go electric.

*scratches bleeding eye*

If y'all buy EV's it'll help the brave Ukrainians fight Putin and put cash in my.... *heavy sigh* I mean your pockets to stick it to the man at the pumps."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (BFigT)

102 Fb meme making the rounds about how gas prices aren't controlled by the President. Yeah, but when you cancel Federal oil leases, in violation of court orders and pointlessly shut down the pipeline, it has an effect.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (5HBd1)

No ! Remember he made gas go down 2 cents

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (M+Lyo)

103 "Fuck Joe, Kamala, Hillary and all the lemmings that voted for this piece of shit.

We are not going to make 3 more years.
Posted by: Czech Chick"
******
Three more months would be optimistic.

Posted by: Cosda at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (+TsuR)

104 86 Same poll showed 52% of Dems would not fight if America was invaded and look to leave to another country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (yrol0)

I'm totally willing to be invaded if half the dems leave.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (UuD2k)

105 The reflection of one of Joey's massive rallies in his super cool aviators. Full house ya stupid bastards!

Great photoshopping there.

Posted by: micky at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (3byMq)

106 82 75 Granny can't live off of cheap canned cat food either, as that shit's now perpetually out of stock too.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (L9uv7)

Hmmmmm. Feed the cat to granny, or granny to the cat???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

107 80 I still can't believe James Carville actually said that Joe Biden was the right man for the war with Russia/Ukraine.

If he meant the right puppet to usher in the new global order, then yes he is spot on.
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (8E1BY)

Telling happy time lies about Dems is his brand. That is just what he does.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (9otr5)

108 I just waited in line for 20 minutes for gas at Costco as the price is going up 50 cents per week now and people are getting panicky. And I wondered what slow Joe's approval rating was with this group of people waiting.

Then I remembered I'm in an affluent and very diverse part of Houston and thought yeah most of them probably voted for him.

Posted by: brak at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (Gcu/5)

109
A Streetcar Named Desire >>> A Quagmire Called Alzheimer's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (s2VJv)

110 It could help if it were paired with a massive allowance for American energy exploration and exploitation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

I see someone hates the earth....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (V6f9+)

111 Whenever there is a difficult problem, we get those who point to some measure of "Unobtainium" which, without evidence, can be obtained with the apparent effortlessness of gods.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

112 Just picked up a smaller All American pressure canner. The big one, a Mirro that I've never used, is going to the stepson.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (5HBd1)

113 102 Fb meme making the rounds about how gas prices aren't controlled by the President. Yeah, but when you cancel Federal oil leases, in violation of court orders and pointlessly shut down the pipeline, it has an effect.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (5HBd1)

==========

Well, if the president doesn't actually do anything, maybe they can stop giving a shit about who is president and go to just forgetting when election day is again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

114 Honestly, this blog should be Right Justified instead of Left Justified.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (sVfvf)

115 A Streetcar Named Desire >>> A Quagmire Named Dementia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (s2VJv)

Giggity!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (V6f9+)

116 Had a raging leftist teacher tell me he is thinking about voting R and said he cannot stand paying all these taxes and higher prices.

How could these people be so stupid?

Posted by: Eli Cash at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (vWZ9i)

117 Hmmmmm. Feed the cat to granny, or granny to the cat???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

Let them fight it out and charge $10 admission.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (6FeV1)

118 Comeback?!?!

Heating Oil is $5.19/gal.

That's the kind of thing that makes people choose between Food and heating the house.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 01:39 PM (j7i25)

Utilities on our house went from low $300s to mid $500s in two months. Pooky's disability and my caregiver pay can't keep up.

Posted by: pookysgirl, with this old house at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (XKZwp)

119 110 It could help if it were paired with a massive allowance for American energy exploration and exploitation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

I see someone hates the earth....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (V6f9+)

==========

*fires gun into the ground*

Fuck you, Gaia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

120 Jill Biden is on a three-day three state tour speaking about unity and trashing Trump
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (RHGPo)
___________

Biden 2024. JILL Biden, that is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

121 Russell Wilson being traded to Denver.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (HbvSG)

122 Chris Cilizza. I guess he's kind of the last man, I mean for certain values of "man" standing at CNN. LOL when was he last right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

123 The Holy Ghost does whatever the Holy Ghost wants. Its the Holy Ghost.

The Holy Ghost seems like an unnecessary multiplication of entities. For once, the muzzies seem to have a point.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (ZsR3z)

124 105 The reflection of one of Joey's massive rallies in his super cool aviators. Full house ya stupid bastards!

Great photoshopping there.
Posted by: micky at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (3byMq)

Princeton was full of yard signs with aviators on them and Biden in small letters.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (ONvIw)

125 Exactly my take. How could anyone possibly think he's doing a good job? I could (barely) accept people who thought he'd be adequate, but the jury is back in, and they're very grim-faced. He's a complete train wreck, and Stevie Wonder can see it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (YqDXo)

They are the people who voted for him. They don't want to be wrong so they will never be wrong. And honestly 38% of the voting electorate sounds about right to me.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (kpNbq)

126
Just looking at local gas prices here. Lot's of $3.99s. Resistance to hitting $4. But now I see one station in Simpsonville (SC, Greenville area) has now gone past it to $4.04.

I saw a funny one earlier. Gas prices in LA have exceeded a scene from some apocalyptic movie where they had crazy high gas prices on a gas station sign.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (Mzdiz)

127 It still boggles my mind that ANYONE thinks he's doing a good job. He's been in office for a year and the whole world has gone to shit.

YAY! - some retard.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Tribalism defends the leader without question right up to the moment there is a coup, then they defend that leader without question.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 01:49 PM (eoQWY)

128 One of these polls is wrong and as such is malinformation. Therefore it is domestic terrorism.

Call in the SWAT team.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2022 01:49 PM (PLZfc)

129 His face looks like a fat ladies crinkled ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 08, 2022 01:49 PM (ma/TF)

130 They have Biden at 45/51.

D +6 poll.

Independents have him at 31/62

There's no way his real numbers are 45/51 with such low support from Indies.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (ZLI7

********

They pulled me and they pulled all the squirrels my dog used to chase, so I rate that indy figure as The Truth@

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 08, 2022 01:49 PM (zNVgn)

131 What the hell is allegedly reflected in Biden's tough-guy aviators there anyway??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

132 Gas prices in LA have exceeded a scene from some apocalyptic movie where they had crazy high gas prices on a gas station sign.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I Am Legend

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 01:49 PM (lCui1)

133 *fires gun into the ground*

Fuck you, Gaia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (LvTSG)

Ahhhh.... the old Clampett Gambit...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 01:50 PM (6FeV1)

134 When does he melt down? Physically and mentally. It has to be coming.
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I'm hoping for a profanity-laced N-word drop.

You ever notice how there's never any black people around Biden? He's called the staff that recently is my bet ....

You just know deep down he's a full-on racist

Posted by: Well at March 08, 2022 01:50 PM (cz5cQ)

135 104 86 Same poll showed 52% of Dems would not fight if America was invaded and look to leave to another country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (yrol0)

I'm totally willing to be invaded if half the dems leave.
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Me too. We can shoot the wounded, right?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:50 PM (sVfvf)

136 131 What the hell is allegedly reflected in Biden's tough-guy aviators there anyway??

***

A terrified child.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 01:50 PM (W3VUu)

137 There should be an over/under on what date gasoline breaks double digits.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2022 01:50 PM (PLZfc)

138 Hmmmmm. Feed the cat to granny, or granny to the cat???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

A lot of grannies out there did some stockpiling.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 08, 2022 01:50 PM (ONvIw)

139 >McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do". Peak stupid virtue signaling saying a poor Russian schlub in Moscow can't get a Big Mac. That'll teach Vlad.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (QZ/dC)

So they're rather appease the small number of screaming AWFLs on Twatter demanding they "DO SOMETHING" than make money?

The shift of the boards/C-suite from fiduciary duty to ESG is going to wreck everything.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 01:50 PM (L9uv7)

140 131 What the hell is allegedly reflected in Biden's tough-guy aviators there anyway??
----------------
I think its Obama's bicycle wheels.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (sVfvf)

141 > Systema, more likely. It does borrow from Judo.

He was Honorary President and Ambassador of the International Judo Federation. Here he is working out with the Russian Olympic Judo team. It even shows him doing a couple of throws. They're not perfect, but it's clear he knows what he's doing and this isn't just something he trained for a minute to do before turning on the cameras.

https://youtu.be/LjKQRBfH6dw

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (8/9Tc)

142 So...gas hits $7.00 average across the country.
Millions descend on DC in protest.
Congress flees.
Brandon declare war on Russia.
Brandon declares victory.
Pentagon abandons Army in Poland.
Media declares him Best Prezident EVAH!
People forget about price of gas.
Starvation next year.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (axyOa)

143 maybe just from the sun
Posted by: ace

Rosacea.

Back in the day, JP Morgan tried everything he could to get rid of his bulbous proboscis.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (w9Wax)

144 "So you know how much all those Ukranian flags in twitter profiles mean."

They mean nothing. Nobody gives a shit what happens to or in Ukraine. It's just another virtue-signaling tribal identification point.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

145 80 I still can't believe James Carville actually said that Joe Biden was the right man for the war with Russia/Ukraine.

If he meant the right puppet to usher in the new global order, then yes he is spot on.
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (8E1BY)

Telling happy time lies about Dems is his brand. That is just what he does.
Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 01:47 PM (9otr5)

I guess that means the Clinton faction is still in on Biden for the moment.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (eoQWY)

146 This Cilliza chap has to be aware of Biden's dementia and know it's not getting better.
And there seems to be the reflection of a dog in Senile Joe's glasses, why?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (eGTCV)

147 'The name's Melanoma.'

'Aviator Melanoma, Jack.'

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (lhr6a)

148 131 What the hell is allegedly reflected in Biden's tough-guy aviators there anyway??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

His social distanced "rallies"

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (ONvIw)

149 Just picked up a smaller All American pressure canner. The big one, a Mirro that I've never used, is going to the stepson.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (5HBd1)

I have one of those All American canners It's nice

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (M+Lyo)

150 >Same poll showed 52% of Dems would not fight if America was invaded and look to leave to another country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (yrol0)

Second look at a Red Dawn scenario?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (L9uv7)

151 90 Well,

Might affect social media finances some but unlikely to affect MC and Visa. Russia is just too small an economy and ranks after SKorea in size. It will shrink further from this disruption.

What is more likely is that all stocks sink further because the US is heading into a recession. High oil prices are always a clue plus we now have food prices about 25 percent higher than last year and housing prices have surged. When that happens, generally corporate investment dries up, jobs go away, and consumer demand slumps to just the necessities. Due to our massive debt load, govt cannot now stimulate the economy and interest rates are already at rock bottom and possibly heading up.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (Iq9dF)

152 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do"

***********

Let's see how attempting to cancel culture an entire nuclear armed country works out.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (VTu1l)

153 He didn't shit himself on live TV so they consider that a win.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 08, 2022 01:37 PM (Sa6AO)

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Joe's butt doctor at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

154 >>> I saw a funny one earlier. Gas prices in LA have exceeded a scene from some apocalyptic movie where they had crazy high gas prices on a gas station sign.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM (Mzdiz)

Crowder showed those on his show today. If we are in a dystopian future, I at least want hoverboards.

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (8E1BY)

155 Stuff barreling at us faster and faster...

The Iran sellout still waits in the wings; why the delay?

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (eFR3E)

156 What the hell is allegedly reflected in Biden's tough-guy aviators there anyway??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

Social Distancing circles at his pressers.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (axyOa)

157 Toward the end of the last thread, vmom stabby stabby stabbamillion mentioned an editorial by Arch-Bishop Vigano in LifeSiteNews about the Russia vs. Uke war. Here's a link:

https://tinyurl.com/Vigano-New-World-Order

He doesn't blame GloboHomo the way Ann Barnhardt does, but it's still all about the New World Order.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (dpmG8)

158 "What the hell is allegedly reflected in Biden's tough-guy aviators there anyway??"

looks like from his "campaign" where people were put in little circles ... plague days. 20 people was all they could muster. )or maybe it is photoshopped)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (Cus5s)

159 THIS president doesn't do anything

you think he sets policy?
you think he puts forth ideas?
his daily briefing is probably 'fire bad- pudding good'

Joe is a suit with a pulse
the real presidents are hidden from our view
it's a lie, and we're the marks

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (geLO8)

160 It's a good thing they saved granny from getting thrown off a cliff by Paul Ryan's modest effort to curtail government spending so that they could die from starvation under Biden's inflation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

Or murder via Covid if they have a blue enough Governor.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (eoQWY)

161 >McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do". Peak stupid virtue signaling saying a poor Russian schlub in Moscow can't get a Big Mac. That'll teach Vlad.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (QZ/dC)

Lets Go Vladon !!

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

162 So Mexico is not restricted from buying Russian goods, right? You know, fertilizer and oil and such.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (sVfvf)

163 There should be an over/under on what date gasoline breaks double digits.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2022 01:50 PM (PLZfc)
____________
There should be an over/under on what date gasoline prices are quoted as logarithms.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 01:53 PM (YqDXo)

164 >>McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do"

MacDowell's Futures are UP!

Posted by: InTrade Guy at March 08, 2022 01:53 PM (lhr6a)

165 Peak stupid virtue signaling saying a poor Russian schlub in Moscow can't get a Big Mac. That'll teach Vlad.
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Its all about the Thousand Island Dressing.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:53 PM (sVfvf)

166 REMEMBER, JOE BIDEN MADE OUR JULY 4TH PICNICS CHEAPER!!!

BY 16 CENTS!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 01:53 PM (wtvvX)

167 The best part of sanctions is that "our friends" will go there to fill the void.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

168 >McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do"

hey!
hungry Russians deserve shitty burgers just like the rest of us

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 01:54 PM (geLO8)

169 Some of the comments on the twat feed attempt to show that U.S. domestic production is up from 2020. If that is true, wouldn't oil futures reflect the so-called increased supply?

I think the figures they are showing are fudged up a bit.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 08, 2022 01:54 PM (KXkkH)

170 150 >Same poll showed 52% of Dems would not fight if America was invaded and look to leave to another country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (yrol0)

Second look at a Red Dawn scenario?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 01:51 PM (L9uv7)
______________

Wolverines!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

171 Has anyone said let's go brandon lately? It might bear repeating.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Emotionally Supporting Sexy Russian Women Who Have Been Cancelled at March 08, 2022 01:54 PM (VTu1l)

172 166 REMEMBER, JOE BIDEN MADE OUR JULY 4TH PICNICS CHEAPER!!!

BY 16 CENTS!!!

.. that was last year

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

173 Joe is a suit with a pulse
the real presidents are hidden from our view
it's a lie, and we're the marks
Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 01:52 PM (geLO

There is a reason O'bumbles and ValJar opened an office in DC.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 01:55 PM (axyOa)

174 2018 DEMS DEMAND LOWER GAS PRICES

while standing in front of $3.89 gas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zy89UwQFxU

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:55 PM (yrol0)

175 A federal jury convicted Guy Reffitt of Wylie, Texas of storming the Capital with a holstered handgun during the Jan 6 riot. (The new's words)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 01:55 PM (6eU6O)

176 So the picture has MTG and Boebert on the left, and Joey Two Fingers in the middle...who is the woman on the right?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 01:55 PM (ESjRY)

177 The ruling Junta is not operating as if polls, political considerations or political survival matter.

They are operating like a Lufthansa Pilot locked into the cockpit and have pushed the yoke full forward.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2022 01:55 PM (H2lev)

178 Truinnaprezzure!

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 08, 2022 01:55 PM (mf0wg)

179 The hyperinflation soon will spread from energy to food, and in fact that has started. Polls over the next few months, to the degree they aren't shams, will be devastating for Biden and the Democrats. I imagine a bare majority, if the poll ever were allowed (it will not be), also would be favor of national dissolution by the time this shakes out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 01:55 PM (nMx88)

180 My popularity will go through the roof once the nukes start lighting off!

I'm going to be a GREAT wartime President!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 08, 2022 01:56 PM (I2/tG)

181 Our approval rate is 127%
- Dead voters, Mail in Ballots & Dominion

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 01:56 PM (OalnH)

182 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:55

lol

Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 01:56 PM (0G13K)

183 Congrats, we a turnip for a president...and we have two more years of this....

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 01:56 PM (V13WU)

184 oh man his nose does look rekt

maybe just from the sun
Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (0G13K)

He spent a ton of time out at the pool, staring down Cornpop.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (zcPgo)

185 166 REMEMBER, JOE BIDEN MADE OUR JULY 4TH PICNICS CHEAPER!!!

BY 16 CENTS!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 01:53 PM (wtvvX)

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"Come on, man! That's more like $3.20 with adjusted for inflation since then. That'll get you half a gallon of gas and one used hypodermic needle at Starbucks ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (Udeyz)

186 172 166 REMEMBER, JOE BIDEN MADE OUR JULY 4TH PICNICS CHEAPER!!!

BY 16 CENTS!!!

.. that was last year
__________

Yes, this year's picnic will be $160 more expensive, but you still saved 16 cents last year, so what are you deplorables bitching about? Ingrates!

Posted by: Peppermint Patty Psaki at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (k4dH2)

187 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do".
----

Temporarily? Hahahahaha.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (z8Rej)

188 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do". Peak stupid virtue signaling saying a poor Russian schlub in Moscow can't get a Big Mac. That'll teach Vlad.

More likely it's really hard to supply those locations now so they're taking the free virtue signal while making a solid business decision.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (ZGrMX)

189 Social Distancing circles at his pressers.

So two years into the most deadly pandemic in the history of mankind* finally the press is starting to pretend they need to do what they have been ordering everyone else to do all this time?

*This is not even in the top 10 most deadly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

190 Why would anyone be buying Ford stock now?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (sVfvf)

191 Same poll showed 52% of Dems would not fight if America was invaded and look to leave to another country.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Make lists. Take names.
After hostilities, settle all family business.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (6eU6O)

192 Those circles with singular people inside their designated perimeters in Grandpa Spongebrain's Ray-Bans are hysterical.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (sVtYq)

193 They never should have told this retard he was going to be bigger than FDR.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (lhr6a)

194 W.C. Fields nose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

195
Just two months ago, the Democrat party posted a graph of declining gas prices thanks to biden.

Remember that?
It was a silly, enlarged graph showing a steep decline, but it was only a 2 cent drop.

So, in a few week when gas goes down a few cents, Democrats will giving biden fake credit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (j7i25)

196
GasBuddy predicts the national average gas price, high side, will peak at $4.60+ in August.

Me, I'm going to take the over on that. The way over.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (Mzdiz)

197 Modern corporations are just hilarious.

"Hey, everybody! The world economy is in the shitter because of lockdowns and too much debt. What should we do?"

"Let's shut down operations and refuse to do business with potentially about 150 million people!"

"Smithers, you're a genius!"

Posted by: Azathoth at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (W3VUu)

198 They mean nothing. Nobody gives a shit what happens to or in Ukraine. It's just another virtue-signaling tribal identification point.

I guess you missed the new hit movie; Johnny/Jolene/Jerself get your hashtag.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (ESjRY)

199 I wouldn't risk so much as a stubbed toe for those cocksuckers in DC. Fight for them? Fuck that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (II3Gr)

200 GasBuddy predicts the national average gas price, high side, will peak at $4.60+ in August.

Me, I'm going to take the over on that. The way over.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (Mzdiz)

I'm expecting $5/gallon. I'm hoping it stops there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (V6f9+)

201 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do". Peak stupid virtue signaling saying a poor Russian schlub in Moscow can't get a Big Mac. That'll teach Vlad.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (QZ/dC)

Do they remain open in China?

Posted by: Deep State 910 at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (aX0CW)

202 184 oh man his nose does look rekt

maybe just from the sun
Posted by: ace at March 08, 2022 01:43 PM (0G13K)

He spent a ton of time out at the pool, staring down Cornpop.
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (zcPgo)
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And doing hookers and blow with Hunter, but mostly ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (Udeyz)

203 39 Saw a Biden I did sticker on the gas pumpnthis morning. Nice
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 01:41 PM (lCui1)

I see the glue-and-paper remains of those stickers on the gas pumps I frequent. I don't endorse defacing of public property, even if mild, but it's nice to know there's ppl around me who aren't baying moonbats.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (Rl7KJ)

204 I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't eave one of my McDonald's parked in Russia overnight.

Certainly not 850 of them.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (lhr6a)

205 Ahhhh.... the old Clampett Gambit...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 01:50 PM (6FeV1)
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TBF, he was shootin' at some food.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (T8gyh)

206 Honestly, this blog should be Right Justified instead of Left Justified.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM

Justified > Right Justified >Left Justified

Posted by: Chuck C at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (EughT)

207 Fentanyl overdoses are now the leading cause of death among Americans 18-45.

I did that!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (I2/tG)

208 McComrades > McDonalds

Their drive throughs are wide enough for tanks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (BFigT)

209 Gas passed $4 over the weekend here, way ahead of schedule. I'm going out on a limb and predicting $5 by end if next week. I don't drive far to work but I may still have to put my Triumph back into service. This is insane.

Posted by: Ripley at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (MxEKc)

210 McDonald's assets will be confiscated and the enterprise renamed to McIvan's.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (V13WU)

211 >>Me, I'm going to take the over on that. The way over.

Posted by: publius

I can see $5/gal or more

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (geLO8)

212 That looks like the nose of an alcoholic but Biden is a famous non drinker, isn't he?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

213
Like I said, you will own nothing and love it, peasants. And eat bugs. And live in pods.

Mwahhhhh-hah-hah-hah-hah!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (Mzdiz)

214 W.C. Fields nose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

Gin blossoms!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (ZSK0i)

215 196
GasBuddy predicts the national average gas price, high side, will peak at $4.60+ in August.

Me, I'm going to take the over on that. The way over.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (Mzdiz)

I have got a 1000 bux bet on 144/barrel by Memorial Day with a buddy at my watering hole

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (yrol0)

216 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia.

Any political leader that isn't part of the WEF should be looking at this shit and looking to kick the multinationals out of their country.

Seriously - want to do business in America? Most of your employees and most of your stockholders must be American.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (ESjRY)

217 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do".

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No greasy hamburgers for the Rooskies. How...principled!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (sVtYq)

218 >>>Congrats, we a turnip for a president...and we have two more years of this....

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 01:56 PM (V13WU)

Closer to three more years. Congratulations to us.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (QYPq3)

219 Damn it, now I want a McDouble for lunch...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (V6f9+)

220 >>GasBuddy predicts the national average gas price, high side, will peak at $4.60+ in August

They giving odds on that prediction?

Because I am taking the Over. No doubt.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (lhr6a)

221 You know that he actually could make a big comeback if he reinstituted like 2 or 3 Trump policies

Posted by: steevy at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (CYnTg)

222 I wonder if the Russians can fix the McD's ice cream machines.

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (VJsqe)

223 That looks like the nose of an alcoholic but Biden is a famous non drinker, isn't he?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

He also is famous for having seven Home Towns.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (6FeV1)

224 McDonald's doesn't even have greasy hamburgers. They're dry as cardboard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

225 >>McComrades > McDonalds

Their drive throughs are wide enough for tanks.

'would you like borscht with that?'

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (geLO8)

226 That looks like the nose of an alcoholic but Biden is a famous non drinker, isn't he?

--

I noticed that too. It's lumpy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (sVtYq)

227 Peak stupid virtue signaling saying a poor Russian schlub in Moscow can't get a Big Mac.

Once the oligarch billionaires in Russia can't get a Big Mac, they'll revolt and overthrow Putin!

The CIA assured me of this!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (I2/tG)

228 Why the aviators Makes him look more out of touch. More of a douche.

Fjb. In the fartclam with a tire iron.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (0OmEj)

229 171 Has anyone said let's go brandon lately? It might bear repeating.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger -

How about "Drill, baby, drill"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (lCui1)

230 Wow that's true about fentanyl od being the number 1 cause of death. If china couldn't do it with covid they'll do it with fentanyl.

Posted by: brak at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (Gcu/5)

231 McBlintzes

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (geLO8)

232 "He didn't shit himself on live TV so they consider that a win."

Depends

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (lKAqb)

233 Honestly, this blog should be Right Justified instead of Left Justified.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 01:48 PM

Justified > Right Justified >Left Justified
Posted by: Chuck C

Raylan Givens.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (6eU6O)

234 Any word on McDonald's temporarily closing anything in China, the land of COVID's birth ?

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (V13WU)

235 They giving odds on that prediction?

Because I am taking the Over. No doubt.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (lhr6a)

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Seems pretty damn optimistic based on recent price trajectories.

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (VJsqe)

236 177 The ruling Junta is not operating as if polls, political considerations or political survival matter.

They are operating like a Lufthansa Pilot locked into the cockpit and have pushed the yoke full forward.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
===================
Cognitive dissonance eventually destroys all rational thought except panic. Far too many of that 38-39 percent believe in not-so things and the remainder are either insulated by wealth or out to grab whatever loot they can collect before time is up.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Iq9dF)

237 How it started: And when I'm president America will stand up to Russia! I will not stand by while they take actions hostile to their neighbors!

How its going: And as of today, I've gotten McDonalds to temporarily close their restaurants due to Russian aggression.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (ESjRY)

238 Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (jbBxw)

239 National gas prices September 2019 $2.56. But who cares?

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Vr12I)

240 McDonald's doesn't even have greasy hamburgers. They're dry as cardboard.

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I'll defer to you, Christopher. I haven't eaten one in over 40 years.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (sVtYq)

241 It's even simpler than that, Ace. Democrats are explicitly the party of minorities and "New Americans." Sure, Mexicans might want to try one on, regardless of whether they've assimilated into the white majority or simply align with the cartels. But the rest aren't going to fight for America, either because their allegiances lie elsewhere or because they're not motivated enough to fight for the Bloomberg/ Soros agenda.

Why would anyone expect them to fight?

Posted by: trev006 at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Eqkqm)

242 McWodka

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (geLO8)

243 Hmmm, I see the Poles are going to go ahead and give Ukraine their MiG-29s.

Posted by: Bert G at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (92Lw9)

244 199 I wouldn't risk so much as a stubbed toe for those cocksuckers in DC. Fight for them? Fuck that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (II3Gr)

Bryce Mitchell represents probably a majority of Americans now in this regard. Their state, city or county? They will fight for it. The Imperial Capitol? LOLGF.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (nMx88)

245 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia.

.. there can only be one clown in Russia

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

246 The SOTU is ancient history.

What bounce, if any, is he getting from all this Rosie the Riveter I-STAND-WITH-UKRAINE "unity" the socialist authoritarian junta is pounding into us right now?

I heard a guy call into what I call the Rush segment of FoxNewsRadio yesterday, said he's 74, an everyday listener, and so gung ho for the ukies he sounded brainwashed.

Clay or was it Buck, anyhow, asked the caller to answer the question, "how high are you willing to go," to pay for gas, diss Vladimir, and prop up Ukraine, and the guy said he'd walk not drive.

I say bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (KiBMU)

247 There's something I don't like about Retardo. Well, actually there's a lot of things but the lying cocksucker one kind of stands out.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (lz5hY)

248 201 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do". Peak stupid virtue signaling saying a poor Russian schlub in Moscow can't get a Big Mac. That'll teach Vlad.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 01:44 PM (QZ/dC)

Do they remain open in China?
Posted by: Deep State 910 at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (aX0CW)
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Uyghurs get group and bulk delivery discounts in the camps.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (Udeyz)

249 238 Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (jbBxw)

By way of tanker ships.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (Vr12I)

250 Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.

Hellooooooo !

--Alaska

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (V13WU)

251 >>> Polls over the next few months, to the degree they aren't shams, will be devastating for Biden and the Democrats.

IF conservatives are able to fight election fraud and misinformation and get the majority of congress this fall, and IF we take back the house, what are the new class of congresscritters shaping up to look like? I worry that:

I want: Desantis
I will settle for: MTG and Boebert
I'll get: Paul Ryan, Eyepatch, and Mitt Romney

Or is it too early to say because we are still in primary season?

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (8E1BY)

252 Glad I didn't sell my Exxon stock. The price surge may pay for a few gallons of gas!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (wtvvX)

253 I wonder if the Russians can fix the McD's ice cream machines.

Yes - Russians can get any old piece of junk to mostly work. With one draw back - the only available flavor will be Vodka.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (ESjRY)

254 239 National gas prices September 2019 $2.56. But who cares?
Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Vr12I)

=========

"Um...we might..."
-The poor, who had their votes stolen by rich assholes like Mark Zuckerberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

255 80 I still can't believe James Carville actually said that Joe Biden was the right man for the war with Russia/Ukraine.
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James Carville is given words to say and he says them.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (y5zzc)

256 I'll defer to you, Christopher. I haven't eaten one in over 40 years.

Just had a couple last night :/ I mean... they were kinda filling.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

257 So hold on a sec....

McDonald's is closing shop in Russia. Twitter and Facebook are leaving Russia.

I'm starting to think invading Ukraine may be the best thing that's ever happened to the Russians.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (OalnH)

258
We are Cucking oil, now.

Think about it.

biden made the USA cucks for oil.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (j7i25)

259 SO with AI looking a 2700 signature envelopes from Maricopa Cty AZ and using signatures of those people from publicly available records it is believe over 200k ballots were never cured. About 25k were corrected in 2020 election.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (yrol0)

260 Well, the Biden rally looks to be over. Maybe an hour and a half?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (sVfvf)

261 243 Hmmm, I see the Poles are going to go ahead and give Ukraine their MiG-29s.
Posted by: Bert G at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (92Lw9)

We give them better stuff now, right?

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (Vr12I)

262 The ruling Junta is not operating as if polls, political considerations or political survival matter.

I can't tell if it the members of the Junta all swallowing each other's propaganda or if they just expect to run The Steal in 2022 as well.

Perhaps both?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (ESjRY)

263 With one draw back - the only available flavor will be Vodka.

Vodka slushy!

Very nice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

264 By way of tanker ships.

***********

Is that what they call Canadian women now?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Emotionally Supporting Sexy Russian Women Who Have Been Cancelled at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (VTu1l)

265 I ordered a 16 lb bag of Iams cat crunches this morning. At the price, each little morsel should be covered in gold. You guys with more than one big dog, you're going to be bankrupt trying to keep up with those appetites.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (vMM2s)

266 The Comeback Kid! Go Brandon!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (cbciE)

267 McDonald's is closing shop in Russia. Twitter and Facebook are leaving Russia.

I'm starting to think invading Ukraine may be the best thing that's ever happened to the Russians.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (OalnH)

The people who were so eager to burn down every institution and scrap of cultural capital in service of protecting globalism are now shocked when their actions bring about the very collapse of globalism. It is to laugh.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (wmDcS)

268 Folks, you will see another bump in prices soon as refineries shift over to summer blends (as useless as tits on a boar hog for anti pollution) in cities. Thus, each city's EPA blend is a bit different than other cities which creates price hikes if anything happens to disrupt flow of gasoline to the pumps in those cities.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (Iq9dF)

269 the federal government needs to stripped of its power to control domestic energy production

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (geLO8)

270 238 Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (jbBxw)

.. they will haul it in those impounded trucks

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (RHGPo)

271 Or is it too early to say because we are still in primary season?
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (8E1BY)

Those will be rigged first.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (nMx88)

272 I ordered a 16 lb bag of Iams cat crunches this morning.

Cat Crunchies? how did they taste?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

273 I'm expecting $5/gallon. I'm hoping it stops there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (V6f9+)

Mid-terms aside, I suspect even the Dems in safe districts are going to do what they can to prevent that. It is psychological barrier...and once it is breached, it is Katie Bar The Door time. And then it get ugly.
Riot season starts in a couple of months and no one will be in a mood to put up with the Antifa/BLM bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (axyOa)

274 No greasy hamburgers for the Rooskies. How...principled!

The CEO of McDonalds is aware that he's just permanently destroyed McDonalds in Russia, right?

Russians are a proud people - the idea that they will all obediently line up to patronize the Western companies who shafted them once this unpleasantness is over is -um- unrealistic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (I2/tG)

275 I read the transcript, it was garbage

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (/9BLb)

276 Clay or was it Buck, anyhow, asked the caller to answer the question, "how high are you willing to go," to pay for gas, diss Vladimir, and prop up Ukraine, and the guy said he'd walk not drive.

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I call BS too. He's that invested in Ukraine's outcome that he'd walk himself to wherever...and pay 50%+ more for every grocery item he's going to purchase in the coming weeks and months?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (sVtYq)

277 Wait, the left is saying they won't fight for America? Because right now they all tell me they are fighting for Ukraine

#putinbadman #orangemanbad #gaygaygay

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (ESjRY)

278 253 I wonder if the Russians can fix the McD's ice cream machines.

Yes - Russians can get any old piece of junk to mostly work. With one draw back - the only available flavor will be Vodka.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (ESjRY)

Iz VEEEERRRRY Happy Meal, da!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (wtvvX)

279 268 Folks, you will see another bump in prices soon as refineries shift over to summer blends (as useless as tits on a boar hog for anti pollution) in cities. Thus, each city's EPA blend is a bit different than other cities which creates price hikes if anything happens to disrupt flow of gasoline to the pumps in those cities.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (Iq9dF)

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It'll happen before then - isn't the Fed raising interest in the next week or so?

(Unless a .25% increase may already be baked into the cost of gas)

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (VJsqe)

280 Iranian terrorist oil Moar Good
Venezuelan communist oil Gooderer
Texas American oil BADERER

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (yrol0)

281 James Carville is the world's biggest troller OR he's insane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (DcKNO)

282 I ordered a 16 lb bag of Iams cat crunches this morning.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (vMM2s)

My cat will be fighting me for that food in The End Times!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (cbciE)

283 Dry goods trailers hauling yoga balls full of crude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (6FeV1)

284 We give them better stuff now, right?

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM

The verbiage I saw was "used, of comparable capability".

Posted by: Bert G at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (92Lw9)

285 I'm expecting $5/gallon. I'm hoping it stops there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (V6f9+)
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Gas is OVER $5/gallon in California RIGHT NOW. In fact, it's pushing $6/gallon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (YqDXo)

286 What the hell does Ukraine have to do with gas prices which have been going up months before Russia even invaded??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

287 Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (jbBxw)

I picture Warren Buffet doing the Nancy Pelosi fly-like hand rub.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (aX0CW)

288 I ordered a 16 lb bag of Iams cat crunches this morning. At the price, each little morsel should be covered in gold. You guys with more than one big dog, you're going to be bankrupt trying to keep up with those appetites.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

Lot of kids in the neighborhood. Dogs gonna have to acquire a taste for fresh meat.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (6eU6O)

289 Happy .308 day everyone!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (8/9Tc)

290 >>Yes - Russians can get any old piece of junk to mostly work.

Do you think they could rig my Frogger so I can move it without losing my High Score?

Posted by: George at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (lhr6a)

291 Nothing ever comes back after it has gone down the crapper, unless the pipes break

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (RHGPo)

292 284 We give them better stuff now, right?

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM

The verbiage I saw was "used, of comparable capability".
Posted by: Bert G at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (92Lw9)

No 30 day warranty? That sucks.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (Vr12I)

293 Or is it too early to say because we are still in primary season?

Posted by: LizLem
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Problem is in the Republicans in the US Senate. If McConnell retires or get ousted as party leader, then you might see some signs of change. McCarthy however even if he ends up as Speaker is not a strong leader nor ideological so it depends on who is behind the throne.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (Iq9dF)

294 265 I ordered a 16 lb bag of Iams cat crunches this morning. At the price, each little morsel should be covered in gold. You guys with more than one big dog, you're going to be bankrupt trying to keep up with those appetites.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (vMM2s)

Going to visit Grandma over the weekend?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (yrol0)

295 The All Americans are impressive hunks of aluminum and made in the US. I used to use a vintage, metal to metal seal, pressure canner. Finally had to stop because the bottom was so pitted. I just can't handle a big pressure canner any more.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (5HBd1)

296 Russians are a proud people - the idea that they will all obediently line up to patronize the Western companies who shafted them once this unpleasantness is over is -um- unrealistic.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (I2/tG)
___________

Whereas Americans ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (YqDXo)

297 It'll happen before then - isn't the Fed raising interest in the next week or so?

(Unless a .25% increase may already be baked into the cost of gas)
Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (VJsqe)
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Yep, FED meeting on the 16th. 25 basis points. They have no choice.

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (G0vdT)

298 >>>Dry goods trailers hauling yoga balls full of crude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (6FeV1)

I did that! And The Beach!

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (QYPq3)

299 > James Carville is the world's biggest troller OR he's insane.

Posted by: Seems Legit

I don't think he believes half the shit he says-
he seems like an intelligent man, but he knows where his paycheck comes from, too

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (geLO8)

300 Biden's SOTU bounce didn't exist, but I fear his Ukraine bounce might. Not because he's done anything, and not because he isn't an incompetent goon, but because war makes a lot of people rally behind the guy in charge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (DU+/6)

301 261 243 Hmmm, I see the Poles are going to go ahead and give Ukraine their MiG-29s.
Posted by: Bert G at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (92Lw9)

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The American public will be lining the pockets of the Military Industrial Complex.

They ARE the bad guys Eisenhower warned us about.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (DcKNO)

302 Iz VEEEERRRRY Happy Meal, da!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 08, 2022 02:05 PM (wtvvX)

Three sizes. All called "nichyevo". None come with fries or drink. Toy is box it comes in and plastic shot glass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 02:08 PM (6FeV1)

303 Gas at $5 would of course give POTATUS Senile Pedophile an 8 point bump. I'm surprised it wasn't 25 points. Everyone wants higher gas costs and inflation to go over 15%.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 08, 2022 02:08 PM (iDcra)

304 You oppose a NATO no-fly zone in Ukraine, Citizen?

We've just frozen all your bank accounts!

Posted by: Your Friendly Local Globalist Bank! at March 08, 2022 02:08 PM (I2/tG)

305 Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Wait, I thought paying authoritarian anti-liberty countries for oil was a bad idea?

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at March 08, 2022 02:08 PM (OUMaO)

306 What the hell does Ukraine have to do with gas prices which have been going up months before Russia even invaded??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (KZzsI)
____________

Stop confusing the issue with facts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:08 PM (YqDXo)

307 Why would anyone expect them to fight?

Posted by: trev006 at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (Eqkqm)

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We could dangle the carrot of fighting in exchange for all the rights and privileges of citizenship, including cradle-to-grave welfare, chain migration, and voting rights?

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 02:08 PM (Udeyz)

308 300 Biden's SOTU bounce didn't exist, but I fear his Ukraine bounce might. Not because he's done anything, and not because he isn't an incompetent goon, but because war makes a lot of people rally behind the guy in charge.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (DU+/6)

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I think he was trending up until Russia actually invaded. Then that upward trend stopped and seemed to reverse a bit (going from 48 to 44 in Rasmussen, for example).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

309 MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED!!!

Posted by: Dementia Joe Wants Ice Cream at March 08, 2022 02:08 PM (SVUeu)

310 Clay or was it Buck, anyhow, asked the caller to answer the question, "how high are you willing to go," to pay for gas, diss Vladimir, and prop up Ukraine, and the guy said he'd walk not drive.

I say bullshit.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

What a dumb question. Higher gas prices support Russia, not Ukraine

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (lCui1)

311 It'll happen before then - isn't the Fed raising interest in the next week or so?

(Unless a .25% increase may already be baked into the cost of gas)

Posted by: 496
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That tends to decrease oil prices but that increase is so small that it will probably be lost in the noise. Commodities usually cool down as interest rates go up. But, it can get weird as the last stagflation in the 70's occurred. You had high interest rates AND high prices on oil. That led to a very deep 1982 recession.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (Iq9dF)

312 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM (vMM2s)

Going to visit Grandma over the weekend?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (yrol0)

Hey Capt. you saw these comments coming right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (cbciE)

313 This busty black girl in her underwear was not impressed with the SOTU and is even less impressed with expensive gas, inflation, lack of availability, marginal employment and a distraction in Ukraine:
https://is.gd/n3BxJ7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

314 >>Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.

What would be awesome is if we had a giant pipe that could move it from Canada straight to the refineries in the Gulf!

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (lhr6a)

315 Riot season starts in a couple of months and no one will be in a mood to put up with the Antifa/BLM bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:04 PM (axyOa)

Both the riots and the mass casualties of rioters were baked into the cake prior to the price hikes. Clinton, Inc. conducted a hostile takeover of Antifa/BLM so it is doomed. I wouldn't be shocked to see BLM and Antifa fired on in BLUE cities.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (nMx88)

316 I've been cooking ground turkey with veggies to add to the dogs' food. Cheaper than the canned stuff. My cat loves these freeze dried minnows, so you could probably feed one on live minnows. Also, but this is an expensive option, that dried bonito you can use for stock is a big hit with cats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (5HBd1)

317 That one point bump in the poll was due to one question:

"Were you surprised Joe was able to make it through the entire speech?"

100% of respondents answered in the affirmative.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (5pTK/)

318 I would guess that Russians, taken overall, have a stronger sense of national identity than Americans, taken overall. Salad Bowl - Melting Pot.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (Vr12I)

319 >>>but because war makes a lot of people rally behind the guy in charge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

he's not in charge

Posted by: DB at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (geLO8)

320 251 >>> Polls over the next few months, to the degree they aren't shams, will be devastating for Biden and the Democrats.

IF conservatives are able to fight election fraud and misinformation and get the majority of congress this fall, and IF we take back the house, what are the new class of congresscritters shaping up to look like? I worry that:
I want: Desantis
I will settle for: MTG and Boebert
I'll get: Paul Ryan, Eyepatch, and Mitt Romney

Or is it too early to say because we are still in primary season?
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 02:02 PM (8E1BY)

You'll get: "Why should we expend political capital to pass a bill that Kamala will immediately veto? This shows how much we need your donations for the upcoming 2024 campaign, NOW, to elect veto-proof Republican majorities in the House and Senate!"

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (AMIL/)

321 What the hell does Ukraine have to do with gas prices which have been going up months before Russia even invaded??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

Critical Shut The Fuck Up Peasant Theory.

It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (6FeV1)

322 I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't eave one of my McDonald's parked in Russia overnight.

Certainly not 850 of them.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 01:58 PM (lhr6a)

I guess it's McPutin's now. All of your McDonald's are belong to us.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (M+Lyo)

323 Nickel trading has been suspended on the London Metals Exchange due to prices doubling from yesterday.

Good thing EV batteries don't need nickel.

Posted by: Tee hee! at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (EbQy/)

324 273
Riot season starts in a couple of months and no one will be in a mood to put up with the Antifa/BLM bullshit.

..Vice President Kamala Harris criticized the levels of pollution caused by heavy trucks on the same day a group of patriotic truckers circled Washington, DC.

"Pollution from heavy-duty trucks and buses has made the air poisonous to breathe and this pollution is also, of course, accelerating the climate crises," Harris said during a speech near the White House on Monday. "Threatening the future not just of our communities, but of the entire world."

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

325 What a dumb question. Higher gas prices support Russia, not Ukraine

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (lCui1)

You wont care. Your cars will be running on your nukes!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (cbciE)

326 I was reading earlier today that the are 9000 oil leases.
The new BLM rules require each drilling be approved separately.
So if you need to drop in 3 or 4 wells to see what is in the ground each is its own application now.

PS I read it also been over 30 days since BLM has approved any drilling.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (yrol0)

327 And I don't know if it's mentioned a lot, but the US isn't the only country hit with inflation.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (5HBd1)

328 Happy .308 day everyone!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (8/9Tc)

Thought it was Rule 308 day.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (SH2Zi)

329 238 Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 08, 2022 02:01 PM (jbBxw)

We're not trustworthy.

Take us over. Execute everyone in government, media, academia, the legal system and their entire bloodlines. Keep their shit.

Don't worry about legalities. Those are gone.

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (FsZ2q)

330 You wont care. Your cars will be running on your nukes!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (cbciE)

Don't tease. I would love a nuke

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (lCui1)

331 All my suppliers have been bracing me for rises in costs this year because of supply chains and gas. 10-20% of their costs will increase; I won't get hit quite as hard as the costs are spread out over many customers, but they warned us to prep for that in our budgets.

For some reason Biden's plea to cut costs, not profits, is not reaching their ears, I wonder why...

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (8E1BY)

332 I think he was trending up until Russia actually invaded. Then that upward trend stopped and seemed to reverse a bit (going from 48 to 44 in Rasmussen, for example).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:08 PM (LvTSG)
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I'll hope so, but it strikes me that even if we got involved in Ukraine, defeated Russia, liberated Ukraine, took no loss of life, spent less than $10 billion doing it and other such impossibilities, the numbers wouldn't improve for more than a week or two if gas and inflation stay where they are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

333
Is that what they call Canadian women now?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Emotionally Supporting Sexy Russian Women Who Have Been Cancelled at March 08, 2022 02:03 PM

the judges would have accepted either "vodka slushys" or "tanker ships"

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (DUIap)

334 That tends to decrease oil prices but that increase is so small that it will probably be lost in the noise. Commodities usually cool down as interest rates go up. But, it can get weird as the last stagflation in the 70's occurred. You had high interest rates AND high prices on oil. That led to a very deep 1982 recession.
Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (Iq9dF)

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Hmmmm. I did not know that. I figured any increase in debt costs would hurt the bottom line of any debt-carrying corp and oil companies would be in that boat.

I guess it would not be ironic if anti-inflation measures decreased the cost of gas though.

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (VJsqe)

335 \What a dumb question. Higher gas prices support Russia, not Ukraine
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (lCui1)
____________

And YOU stop confusing the issue with facts, too.

Leftists have a perfectly good bullshit excuse, and people come along and destroy it with facts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

336 Lot of kids in the neighborhood. Dogs gonna have to acquire a taste for fresh meat.

Posted by: rickb223
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You do know that defining other people as 'long pig' is just a grim survivalist joke, right?

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (Iq9dF)

337 This busty black girl in her underwear was not impressed with the SOTU and is even less impressed with expensive gas, inflation, lack of availability, marginal employment and a distraction in Ukraine:
https://is.gd/n3BxJ7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

She is healthy.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (SH2Zi)

338 Good thing EV batteries don't need nickel.
Posted by: Tee hee! at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (EbQy/)

Or steel production

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (M+Lyo)

339 The fact that there is anyone out there who genuinely approves of Joe Biden's performance is a sure sign that civilization is collapsing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (p+1gI)

340 What would be awesome is if we had a giant pipe that could move it from Canada straight to the refineries in the Gulf!

Nah. Then my choo-choo trains wouldn't make me any money!

Posted by: Warren Buffett at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (SVUeu)

341 300 Biden's SOTU bounce didn't exist, but I fear his Ukraine bounce might. Not because he's done anything, and not because he isn't an incompetent goon, but because war makes a lot of people rally behind the guy in charge.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (DU+/6)

For once I can say that the junta could have made worse decisions.

Posted by: borderline at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (nRs0E)

342 300 Biden's SOTU bounce didn't exist, but I fear his Ukraine bounce might. Not because he's done anything, and not because he isn't an incompetent goon, but because war makes a lot of people rally behind the guy in charge.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (DU+/6)

__

#MeToo

Plus when nuclear doe NOT break out (duh) imbeciles will think Biden prevented it on his own.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (OalnH)

343 What would be awesome is if we had a giant pipe that could move it from Canada straight to the refineries in the Gulf!

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (lhr6a)

Wow...thats like Star Wars stuff.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (cbciE)

344 This busty black girl in her underwear was not impressed with the SOTU and is even less impressed with expensive gas, inflation, lack of availability, marginal employment and a distraction in Ukraine:
https://is.gd/n3BxJ7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)
***

Yowza!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (axyOa)

345 You do know that defining other people as 'long pig' is just a grim survivalist joke, right?

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (Iq9dF)

Grim? Joke?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (SH2Zi)

346 For once I can say that the junta could have made worse decisions.
Posted by: borderline at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (nRs0E)
++++
There's still time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (DU+/6)

347 332 I'll hope so, but it strikes me that even if we got involved in Ukraine, defeated Russia, liberated Ukraine, took no loss of life, spent less than $10 billion doing it and other such impossibilities, the numbers wouldn't improve for more than a week or two if gas and inflation stay where they are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

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Foreign policy is a driver of the electorate's choices when the media makes a push for it to be. Outside of that, things like pocketbook stuff tends to reign supreme.

It's when things are going well and the media gets to highlight different squirrels that the media shows its real power and danger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)

348 You do know that defining other people as 'long pig' is just a grim survivalist joke, right?
Posted by: whig

101 Ways to Serve Your Fellow Man is a cookbook or a joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (6eU6O)

349 Whether he's gay or not. . . . he's still a schlong slurper

Posted by: H8 CNN Anal Fondlers & MSNBC Pedos at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (5DfsO)

350 BabylonBee:
Nation Wishes We Had Our Own Oil We Could Dig Up With Big Machines And Then Transport Around With Some Kind Of Pipeline.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:13 PM (RHGPo)

351 All my suppliers have been bracing me for rises in costs this year because of supply chains and gas.
_____________

Meanwhile Kamala Sutra was babbling about "robust supply chains" being tended by "non-polluting trucks."

She only uses her head for one thing, and it ain't thinking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

352 >>Wow...thats like Star Wars stuff.

I know. It sounds like Fiction, now...

but, some day? Who knows?

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:13 PM (lhr6a)

353 You do know that defining other people as 'long pig' is just a grim survivalist joke, right?

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (Iq9dF)

Huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:13 PM (cbciE)

354 Good thing EV batteries don't need nickel.
Posted by: Tee hee! at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (EbQy/)

Or steel production
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Or plastic cases.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:13 PM (6eU6O)

355 Some of Joe Mannix's women look very very expensive.

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:13 PM (VJsqe)

356 339 The fact that there is anyone out there who genuinely approves of Joe Biden's performance is a sure sign that civilization is collapsing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (p+1gI)

If he is TRULY at 44% approval we are not " waiting" the Republic to fall, it's dead. Dead as a hammer.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (Vr12I)

357 Russel Wilson traded to the Broncos.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (8/9Tc)

358 Nickel trading has been suspended on the London Metals Exchange due to prices doubling from yesterday.

It's fiesta time!

Posted by: Cuba, Major Nickel Producer! at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (I2/tG)

359 Biden's SOTU bounce didn't exist, but I fear his Ukraine bounce might. Not because he's done anything, and not because he isn't an incompetent goon, but because war makes a lot of people rally behind the guy in charge.

--

So the thought goes. But I'd be mighty curious to put that to the test if Trump were president. I'd wager the same hysterical Never Trumpers, including their average citizen counterparts, would light their hair on fire at the coming WWIII vs. support President Trump in the country's time of need and coalescence.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (sVtYq)

360 Joe Biden .. continuing his streak of being a FuckUp

President FuckUp ... to be more precise

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (RHGPo)

361
Take us over. Execute everyone in government, media, academia, the legal system and their entire bloodlines. Keep their shit.

Don't worry about legalities. Those are gone.

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (FsZ2q)
===

Do you perchance have a news letter?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (iDcra)

362 This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Admiral - you know the thing from Hunt for Red October at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (RzUqr)

363 Hmmmm. I did not know that. I figured any increase in debt costs would hurt the bottom line of any debt-carrying corp and oil companies would be in that boat.

I guess it would not be ironic if anti-inflation measures decreased the cost of gas though.

Posted by: 496
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Big companies and big investors have access to hedging financial strategies which us peons don't. BTW, watch for those big company affiliated gas stations offering cheaper gas prices than the usually cheaper indies. Reason is contracts requiring fuel buys from those stations usually limit upside of prices while the indies buy from the spot market. Airlines are another big user of hedging fuel prices with other financial instruments.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (Iq9dF)

364 I was reading earlier today that the are 9000 oil leases.
The new BLM rules require each drilling be approved separately.
So if you need to drop in 3 or 4 wells to see what is in the ground each is its own application now.

PS I read it also been over 30 days since BLM has approved any drilling.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (yrol0)
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If I understand it correctly, each lease is just that...a lease on the opportunity to search for oil. It does not mean there are 9,000 new wells out there. Maybe, after hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent and a year or two goes buy, one lease in ten will result in a pump being put in.
So essentially Joe lied to us again by omitting a few key facts.
FJB.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (axyOa)

365 Foreign policy is a driver of the electorate's choices when the media makes a push for it to be. Outside of that, things like pocketbook stuff tends to reign supreme.

It's when things are going well and the media gets to highlight different squirrels that the media shows its real power and danger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (LvTSG)
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This is true to a point, but domestic conditions have to be at least somewhat okay if foreign policy will reign supreme. Domestic conditions are not very good and people notice it everywhere. It is where the distinction between facts and data comes in. Data doesn't really matter, but facts - facts like unaffordable gas and food - matter a lot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

366 >>Good thing EV batteries don't need nickel.

Or Petroleum to transport them.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:15 PM (lhr6a)

367 What would be awesome is if we had a giant pipe that could move it from Canada straight to the refineries in the Gulf!

"Don't be ridiculous, we have trains for that kind of thing."
--Warren Buffett

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

368 For some reason Biden's plea to cut costs, not profits, is not reaching their ears, I wonder why...
Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM

"Cut costs, not profits!" is a very MBAesque thing to say.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2022 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)

369 Nickel trading has been suspended on the London Metals Exchange due to prices doubling from yesterday.

It's fiesta time!

Posted by: Cuba, Major Nickel Producer! at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (I2/tG)

*looks through change jar for nickels*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:15 PM (cbciE)

370 This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it!

Posted by: Admiral - you know the thing from Hunt for Red October at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (RzUqr)

Rapidly moving up my list of favorite quotes.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:15 PM (axyOa)

371 DRILL BABY DRILL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:15 PM (lCui1)

372 Nickel trading has been suspended on the London Metals Exchange due to prices doubling from yesterday.

That's the trouble with Santa Carla. Too many damned nicklefuckers.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (9otr5)

373 Some of Joe Mannix's women look very very expensive.

I still remember the poster of an elegant woman in a red dress doing her toenails on the hood of a red Ferrari.

The caption?

"In the long run, the car is cheaper."

Posted by: Cuba, Major Nickel Producer! at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (I2/tG)

374 >>If I understand it correctly, each lease is just that...a lease on the opportunity to search for oil.

Hold up. Let me get my Dowsing rod!

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (lhr6a)

375 Wife just showed me a story on her phone, Fort Hood is shipping troops to Europe.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (z8Rej)

376 Airlines are another big user of hedging fuel prices with other financial instruments.
Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (Iq9dF)

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Funny you should mention airlines. I bought 2 tickets for early April a couple weeks ago. If fuel costs continue the way they are I can't imagine the airline making money on the trip. How long before they just say 'we can't lose this much money - pay more or don't fly'

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (VJsqe)

377 DOW was down 300, then in just over an hour ramped up 800 points (to plus ~500) ... then back down to even. This is why people believe there is a PPT (plunge protection team). Recently someone said that is Blackrock ... they have magic/infinite money to keep markets ship shape (including housing I guess) ... I have no idea, BigMoney gets to operate in the shadows

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (Cus5s)

378 Nickel trading has been suspended on the London Metals Exchange due to prices doubling from yesterday.

It's fiesta time!

Posted by: Cuba, Major Nickel Producer! at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (I2/tG)

If I had a nickel for every time that happened, I would have two nickels.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (SH2Zi)

379 314 >>Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.

What would be awesome is if we had a giant pipe that could move it from Canada straight to the refineries in the Gulf!
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (lhr6a)
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Warren Buffett has a train app monopoly for that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (Udeyz)

380 Unclear on how many first-rounders the Seahawks will receive in the deal or which players will be sent over for Russel Wilson

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

381 >>>You do know that defining other people as 'long pig' is just a grim survivalist joke, right? Posted by: whig
101 Ways to Serve Your Fellow Man is a cookbook or a joke. Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:12 PM (6eU6O)

Second look at the Donner Party?

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (8E1BY)

382 538 had brandon at 40.4, his lowest ever, on Feb 27. Today it is 42.1. So a bit of a bounce from the Ukrainistan war I suppose.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (OalnH)

383 First Jan. 6th defendant to go to trial has been convicted of all 5 charges. Jury deliberated less than 4 hours.

He will be sentenced June 8.

Something tells me he'll get a lot more time than any of the arson-fire-setting, looting, murdering BLM and antifa thugs did.

Posted by: Peppermint Patty Psaki at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (k4dH2)

384 >> 86 Same poll showed 52% of Dems would not fight if
>> America was invaded and look to leave to another country.

The ATF and FBI are bound to stage one at some point, right? We just need to continually post lots of casualty footage and photos from the Gulf war and claim that they are all from the current day. Even if we only lost a few hundred thousand wokeflakes, is there any downside?

Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (uWF4x)

385
Ace might want to check out the "Vagina Museum."

Word is they celebrated International Fartclam Day by "celebrating" "trans" "women."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (j7i25)

386 289 Happy .308 day everyone!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:06 PM (8/9Tc)

Good excuse to put my new sling on my Ishapore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (V6f9+)

387 "Cut costs, not profits!" is a very MBAesque thing to say.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2022 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)
___________

From the folks who brought us Just In Time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

388 Joe was 44% yesterday on Rasmussen and 41 % today

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (J8ILO)

389 Wife just showed me a story on her phone, Fort Hood is shipping troops to Europe.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM

We've basically been executing REFORGER for the last three weeks.

Posted by: Bert G at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (92Lw9)

390 If he is TRULY at 44% approval we are not " waiting" the Republic to fall, it's dead. Dead as a hammer.

Posted by: kraken
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kraken, one of the easiest ways to stack a poll is to control where you are calling. Want more Dems and dem leaning indies, call numbers in California or Massachusetts, want less, call Alabama. That also goes for cities which are more Dem than rural areas.

Then response bias in answering with widespread call screening and id, pretty much polling is a dying industry. So, the Dem leaning pollsters put them out there for the borg media to add to their narratives. Means nothing much.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (Iq9dF)

391 Nickel trading has been suspended on the London Metals Exchange due to prices doubling from yesterday.

What makes it worse is that there are two grades of nickel - the low-quality nickel that goes into stainless steel, and the high-quality nickel that goes into batteries.

Guess which kind Russia produces?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (I2/tG)

392 377 DOW was down 300, then in just over an hour ramped up 800 points (to plus ~500) ... then back down to even. This is why people believe there is a PPT (plunge protection team). Recently someone said that is Blackrock ... they have magic/infinite money to keep markets ship shape (including housing I guess) ... I have no idea, BigMoney gets to operate in the shadows
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM (Cus5s)

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This is one of the dumbest conspiracy theories out there. Every day TRILLIONS of dollars are traded on markets around the world. The idea that there is a group of people who can manipulate that is absurd.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (OalnH)

393 378 Nickel trading has been suspended on the London Metals Exchange due to prices doubling from yesterday.

***
Why is it skyrocketing?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (lCui1)

394 370 - yes, same. I've been saying it to myself on the daily for past few weeks.

Posted by: Admiral - you know the thing from Hunt for Red October at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (RzUqr)

395 383 First Jan. 6th defendant to go to trial has been convicted of all 5 charges. Jury deliberated less than 4 hours.

He will be sentenced June 8.

Something tells me he'll get a lot more time than any of the arson-fire-setting, looting, murdering BLM and antifa thugs did.
Posted by: Peppermint Patty Psaki at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (k4dH2)

What are the charges?

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (Vr12I)

396 I honestly do not know how someone who destroyed the economy, destroyed our energy independence, and calls his opposition terrorists would have bad poll numbers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (XSRBF)

397 WW3 has started
PUTIN DECIDES TO BAN THE EXPORT OF PRODUCTS AND RAW MATERIALS OUTSIDE THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION UNTIL DECEMBER 31

Oil, Gas, Palladium, Nickel, Gold, Silver, Fertilizer

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (+AQp4)

398 Just paid $4.49 per per gallon for diesel after $0.10 discount.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

399 Just picked up a smaller All American pressure canner. The big one, a Mirro that I've never used, is going to the stepson.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

What are ya canning ?

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (arJlL)

400 Can't even do the "now serving the donner party" joke because of the spam trap.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM (6eU6O)

401 What are the charges?
Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (Vr12I)

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Voting for Trump.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM (OalnH)

402 398 Just paid $4.49 per per gallon for diesel after $0.10 discount.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

5.89 here

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM (J8ILO)

403 >>Guess which kind Russia produces?

Titanium. Paladium.

We so fucked.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM (lhr6a)

404 383 First Jan. 6th defendant to go to trial has been convicted of all 5 charges. Jury deliberated less than 4 hours.

He will be sentenced June 8.

Something tells me he'll get a lot more time than any of the arson-fire-setting, looting, murdering BLM and antifa thugs did.
Posted by: Peppermint Patty Psaki at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (k4dH2)

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Now do the guy who got 10 years for defacing a LGBT flag.

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM (VJsqe)

405 This busty black girl in her underwear was not impressed with the SOTU and is even less impressed with expensive gas, inflation, lack of availability, marginal employment and a distraction in Ukraine:
https://is.gd/n3BxJ7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:09 PM (DU+/6)

She is healthy.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 02:11 PM (SH2Zi)

Lush

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM (V6f9+)

406 Jury deliberated less than 4 hours.

We could have convicted him in less than four minutes, actually.

Posted by: Typical DC Jury! at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM (I2/tG)

407 PUTIN DECIDES TO BAN THE EXPORT OF PRODUCTS AND RAW MATERIALS OUTSIDE THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION UNTIL DECEMBER 31

Oil, Gas, Palladium, Nickel, Gold, Silver, Fertilizer
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (+AQp4)

Food and clothing prices about to jump through the fucking roof. You thought Covid was bad for the economy.

Wait till you get a load of Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

408 What makes it worse is that there are two grades of nickel - the low-quality nickel that goes into stainless steel, and the high-quality nickel that goes into batteries.

Guess which kind Russia produces?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM

Both, actually. Around 6% of the former, around 17% of the latter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM (a3Q+t)

409 We have a capped well on the property we bought. 1000 feet deep. Unfortunately at this time it costs 40K + to get it operational to the house. Lets go Brandon.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (cbciE)

410 his is one of the dumbest conspiracy theories out there. Every day TRILLIONS of dollars are traded on markets around the world. The idea that there is a group of people who can manipulate that is absurd.
------------------
You sound like an NFL Referee.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (sVfvf)

411 What are the charges?
_________

Two counts of civil disorder, and a single count each of obstruction of an official proceeding, entering restricted grounds with a firearm, and obstruction of justice.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (k4dH2)

412 You wont care. Your cars will be running on your nukes!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (cbciE)

Don't tease. I would love a nuke
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Never bring a knife to a nuke fight.

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (arJlL)

413 WW3 has started
PUTIN DECIDES TO BAN THE EXPORT OF PRODUCTS AND RAW MATERIALS OUTSIDE THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION UNTIL DECEMBER 31

Oil, Gas, Palladium, Nickel, Gold, Silver, Fertilizer
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

DC generates enough bullshit for the entire hemisphere.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (6eU6O)

414 Nickel trading has been suspended on the London Metals Exchange due to prices doubling from yesterday.

***
Why is it skyrocketing?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (lCui1)

This is why

PUTIN DECIDES TO BAN THE EXPORT OF PRODUCTS AND RAW MATERIALS OUTSIDE THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION UNTIL DECEMBER 31

Oil, Gas, Palladium, Nickel, Gold, Silver, Fertilizer

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (+AQp4)

415 389 Wife just showed me a story on her phone, Fort Hood is shipping troops to Europe.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 08, 2022 02:16 PM

------

Tucker was right, we're at war with Russia.

If only Trump had played 3-dimensional chess like Biden is, we wouldn't be here now.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (DcKNO)

416 Two counts of civil disorder, and a single count each of obstruction of an official proceeding, entering restricted grounds with a firearm, and obstruction of justice.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (k4dH2)

Firearm ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (J8ILO)

417 McComrades:
Here ist Potato
In Mother Russia, Potato cooks you!
Here ist borscht.
Put it on engine block like devoted Russians do!
Here is vodka.
Drink it while its cold, or else you will taste it.
That will be 40,000 rubles.

Posted by: johnd01 at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (ukNFU)

418 >>Oil, Gas, Palladium, Nickel, Gold, Silver, Fertilizer

Watching Europeans starve to death and roast to death and then freeze to death is gonna be lit!

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (lhr6a)

419 a quick computer question. My 2 year old HP died, right out of warranty. (had to go back to 13 year old Compaq) got a new one, but all web pages, the text is basically in the middle (like here, there are 3 inch white borders on each side) or to the left like on lucianne.com
I must have fixed this issue somehow 2 years ago, but now, any zooming, either on firefox, or thru windows doesn't work, nor font adjustments. I looked at add-ons, didn't see anything that helps, any suggestions?
thanks!

Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (RbGtT)

420 397 WW3 has started
PUTIN DECIDES TO BAN THE EXPORT OF PRODUCTS AND RAW MATERIALS OUTSIDE THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION UNTIL DECEMBER 31

Oil, Gas, Palladium, Nickel, Gold, Silver, Fertilizer
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (+AQp4)

Good thing wanna-be "green" economies don't need that stuff, right?

At least in the end there will be only chaos. So I've heard, anyway.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (Rl7KJ)

421 Is this an unusual amount of troops to Europe?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (DcKNO)

422
Good excuse to put my new sling on my Ishapore.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (V6f9+)

I finally got a sling for my AR. About damn time.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

423 406 Jury deliberated less than 4 hours.

We could have convicted him in less than four minutes, actually.
Posted by: Typical DC Jury!
____________

Sure, but then you don't get a free lunch and a day off from "work"!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (k4dH2)

424 Congrats, Joe. I'm making a comeback too!

Posted by: Meatloaf at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (gvXtf)

425 Ruh-Roh
https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-700709

"Poland ready to place all its MIG-29 jets at the disposal of the US"

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (OalnH)

426 "Pollution from heavy-duty trucks and buses has made the air poisonous to breathe and this pollution is also, of course, accelerating the climate crises," Harris said during a speech near the White House on Monday. "Threatening the future not just of our communities, but of the entire world."

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

What in heavens name does she thinks these tucks would otherwise be doing? Oh, sorry i said think.

Posted by: Javems at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (uokEN)

427 The FNM are certainly pushing that the Russia-Ukraine war is causing all the inflation and other woes. I have no idea how many low info folks are believing any or all of that con. Nor whether some believe the war is the primary cause of the gas pump pain but Biden's dumbness and weakness is the cause of the war.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (3cGpq)

428 This is why

PUTIN DECIDES TO BAN THE EXPORT OF PRODUCTS AND RAW MATERIALS OUTSIDE THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION UNTIL DECEMBER 31

Oil, Gas, Palladium, Nickel, Gold, Silver, Fertilizer
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (+AQp4)
++++
Did he really? Well, that'll be a supply and inflation driver. Good Lord.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (DU+/6)

429
Boeing, Lockheed, and Raytheon might get a huge boner from hearing Brandon do some saber-rattling, but I would sincerely hope the broad mass of the American people have learned better by now. That's usually a forlorn hope.

But maybe, just maybe, seven decades of aimlessness, humiliation, waste, failure, and death have finally given people *just a little* pause when they hear these bloodthirsty gerontocrats start spinning up for another go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (SKVme)

430 I've never taken a poll.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (44ww/)

431 424 Congrats, Joe. I'm making a comeback too!
Posted by: Meatloaf at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (gvXtf)

Not so fast

Posted by: Beyond meat "meat" loaf at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (J8ILO)

432 411 What are the charges?
_________

Two counts of civil disorder, and a single count each of obstruction of an official proceeding, entering restricted grounds with a firearm, and obstruction of justice.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (k4dH2)

Uh oh. The last one is a Tenner, at least.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (Vr12I)

433 This is one of the dumbest conspiracy theories out there. Every day TRILLIONS of dollars are traded on markets around the world. The idea that there is a group of people who can manipulate that is absurd.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (OalnH)

I don't know if it's absurd, given the level of economic manipulation the feds are otherwise engaged in, and their propensity to print their way out of every problem, but I do think most of it is folks buying the dip, or following the folks buying the dip.

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (kOpft)

434 424 Congrats, Joe. I'm making a comeback too!
Posted by: Meatloaf at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (gvXtf)

I thought you died a little while ago.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (eGTCV)

435 What are ya canning ?

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (arJlL)

Nickel! Its going through the roof!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (cbciE)

436 Funny you should mention airlines. I bought 2 tickets for early April a couple weeks ago. If fuel costs continue the way they are I can't imagine the airline making money on the trip. How long before they just say 'we can't lose this much money - pay more or don't fly'

Posted by: 496
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Marcus T or perhaps Joe Mannix could explain it better but airlines use techniques where they basically bet by buying options in a technique known as straddling which limits upsides and downsides of fuel prices--basically a heads I win, tails I win. The airlines by doing that offload their fuel price risks to other parties. That works as long as the airline hedged into the future.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (Iq9dF)

437 Good stuff here: The week in pictures - midweek edition

https://tinyurl.com/3zf4x373

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (VJsqe)

438 "Comeback" indicates that there was a genuine level of approval for Biden to which he could return. If you dismiss the phony honeymoon stage of high approval baked in for new Presidents, I don't see any good news for this guy.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (HCRZt)

439
I finally got a sling for my AR. About damn time.
Posted by: Sponge
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I assumed you shopped. What did you acquire? Also, swivels? This would be a decent gub thread sub-topic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2022 02:23 PM (1vynn)

440 >> I've never taken a poll.

I've never not.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 08, 2022 02:23 PM (lhr6a)

441 393 378 Nickel trading has been suspended on the London Metals Exchange due to prices doubling from yesterday.

***
Why is it skyrocketing?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (lCui1)
_____________

Not clear. Looks like a short squeeze. The good news is some Chinese tycoon with a large short position is getting his ass reamed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

442 Jury deliberated less than 4 hours.

"We got him on Mischief, Jaywalking, Trespassing, and Public Disturbance! Having served over 300 days without bail already, the actual maximum penalties required by law have been exceeded but we'll work on that"
--Jurors

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

443 Just picked up a smaller All American pressure canner. The big one, a Mirro that I've never used, is going to the stepson.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

OMG. I bought one 22 years ago. It's huge. I had no idea they were going for that much now.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:23 PM (6eU6O)

444 Wait till you get a load of Biden.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:19 PM

Already have.

Posted by: Depends at March 08, 2022 02:23 PM (a3Q+t)

445 >>>"Comeback" indicates that there was a genuine level of approval for Biden to which he could return. If you dismiss the phony honeymoon stage of high approval baked in for new Presidents, I don't see any good news for this guy.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home)

Still believe he's at least as terrible as Buchanan, if not worse.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:24 PM (XSRBF)

446 "Poland ready to place all its MIG-29 jets at the disposal of the US"

They're moving them to Rammstein AFB in Germany. Let the US take the responsibility of handing them to the Ukrainians.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2022 02:24 PM (I2/tG)

447 >>> First Jan. 6th defendant to go to trial has been convicted of all 5 charges. Jury deliberated less than 4 hours. He will be sentenced June 8. Something tells me he'll get a lot more time than any of the arson-fire-setting, looting, murdering BLM and antifa thugs did.
Posted by: Peppermint Patty Psaki at March 08, 2022 02:17 PM (k4dH2)

That reminds me... I wonder what John Sullivan, the black BLM "reporter" from SLC who tried to be part of a false flag operation on Jan. 6 is doing. He was in the news in 2021, but that's the last I know.

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 02:24 PM (8E1BY)

448 2 McDoubles for $3. (or a little more). For those times when you want something fast and filling.

Eat to live, not live to eat.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2022 02:24 PM (lKAqb)

449 I read the question Brit Hume posed on Twitter regarding stay and fight or leave. Most people couldn't even read the question properly but even excusing stupidity the results are still about the same.

Posted by: Bill R. at March 08, 2022 02:24 PM (wzzJf)

450 I've never taken a poll.

"I've never seen a pole I didn't take!"
--Stormy Daniels

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

451 M-M-M-Melanoma.

Posted by: Austin Powers at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (x6uUk)

452 They better slow down those "trials" for Jan. 6th paraders till closer to the mid-terms

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (J8ILO)

453
What makes it worse is that there are two grades of nickel - the low-quality nickel that goes into stainless steel, and the high-quality nickel that goes into batteries.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM

No WONDER there's a shortage of change. How it the Treasury supposed to stamp nickles unless it has nickel!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (n+4am)

454 Marcus T or perhaps Joe Mannix could explain it better but airlines use techniques where they basically bet by buying options in a technique known as straddling which limits upsides and downsides of fuel prices--basically a heads I win, tails I win. The airlines by doing that offload their fuel price risks to other parties. That works as long as the airline hedged into the future.
Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (Iq9dF)

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Last time oil went sky high (get it?) Southwest was making money hand over fist while the others were going bankrupt. Why? Because they bought futures waaaaaay out and were protected. Every other airlines didn't do that and were fucked good and hard when oil spiked.

I have to assume they all learned their lesson.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (OalnH)

455 364 I was reading earlier today that the are 9000 oil leases.
The new BLM rules require each drilling be approved separately.
So if you need to drop in 3 or 4 wells to see what is in the ground each is its own application now.
PS I read it also been over 30 days since BLM has approved any drilling.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 02:10 PM (yrol0)
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If I understand it correctly, each lease is just that...a lease on the opportunity to search for oil. It does not mean there are 9,000 new wells out there. Maybe, after hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent and a year or two goes buy, one lease in ten will result in a pump being put in.
So essentially Joe lied to us again by omitting a few key facts.
FJB.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (axyOa)

On Fox (OK hate on me) an hour ago an oil company exec said the Junta has not been all-in for the past year on approving rights-of-way for roads to the leased lands and approving pipelines on the land and beyond. So Brandon will let you drill all you want if you can get equipment to/from the land across-country and airlift the crude off the lease using helicopters.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (AMIL/)

456 This is one of the dumbest conspiracy theories out there. Every day TRILLIONS of dollars are traded on markets around the world. The idea that there is a group of people who can manipulate that is absurd.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (OalnH)

Heh.

Posted by: George Soros at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

457 PUTIN DECIDES TO BAN THE EXPORT OF PRODUCTS AND RAW MATERIALS OUTSIDE THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION UNTIL DECEMBER 31

Ultimate troll move.

Even money that Europe cedes the Baltics just to turn the gas back on.

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (kOpft)

458 Firearm ?
____________

First count of the indictment says that he had "transported in commerce" [he came to D.C. from his home in Texas] a rifle and a semi-automatic handgun.

Count three says he was carrying the handgun on him while he was in the Capitol.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (k4dH2)

459 Federalist points out Germany invaded Ukraine in 1941 with 1.6 million men and 1,250 tanks over dry land routes while Russia has invaded with 190,000 troops over marshes. It is a puzzle why Russian air assets are still not being widely used.

Stalin would have shot generals every lunch hour by now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (900v3)

460 Adm Painter probably has something to say about the MiG 29 thing.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (9otr5)

461 "Poland ready to place all its MIG-29 jets at the disposal of the US"
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (OalnH)

This business will get out of contro...it will get out of control...
You all know the rest.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (axyOa)

462 Watching Europeans starve to death and roast to death and then freeze to death is gonna be lit!

Posted by: garrett at March 08

It's the only entertainment we'll be able to afford.

Posted by: Tee hee! at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (EbQy/)

463 Did they ask the Democrats what side they would fight for?

Posted by: Don at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (XS+uw)

464 After all these years, I am surprised that Poland has any MiGs left.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (lKAqb)

465 446 "Poland ready to place all its MIG-29 jets at the disposal of the US"

They're moving them to Rammstein AFB in Germany. Let the US take the responsibility of handing them to the Ukrainians.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2022 02:24 PM (I2/tG)
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I didn't think the Pol's would do it. Biden regime must of put the screws to them.

Biden want's a war so he's going to get one.

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (G0vdT)

466 McDonald's pricing is odd. Burgers which are objectively expensive to produce, are dirt cheap. You can still get a cheeseburger for under 2 bucks.

Fries, which are cheap as dirt to produce, are expensive.

They're making their money on the side stuff like nuggets and fries, and undercutting the hell out of themselves on the burgers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

467 There are a lot of congressmen who support this bullshit who will be going to hell.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (DcKNO)

468 Aaron Rodgers to stay with Packers becoming the NFL's highest paid player (for now)

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (RHGPo)

469 "Poland ready to place all its MIG-29 jets at the disposal of the US"
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:22 PM (OalnH)
++++
Excellent. Can't wait to replace them!

Posted by: Lockheed, Boeing Defense, et. al. at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (DU+/6)

470
Count three says he was carrying the handgun on him while he was in the Capitol.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (k4dH2)

First I heard of any guns there.. Except that murdering Capital policeman

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (J8ILO)

471
We stand shoulder to shoulder with the Ukuleleans!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (pNxlR)

472 >PUTIN DECIDES TO BAN THE EXPORT OF PRODUCTS AND RAW MATERIALS OUTSIDE THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION UNTIL DECEMBER 31

WASTF

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 08, 2022 02:27 PM (L9uv7)

473
I think the Feds getting directly and openly and blatantly involved in the Gamestop scandal eliminates all doubt about markets being manipulated/controlled.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:27 PM (j7i25)

474 McDonald's pricing is odd. Burgers which are objectively expensive to produce, are dirt cheap. You can still get a cheeseburger for under 2 bucks.

Fries, which are cheap as dirt to produce, are expensive.

They're making their money on the side stuff like nuggets and fries, and undercutting the hell out of themselves on the burgers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

Yep. I've stopped buying drinks and side items at fast food but I still buy the burgers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 02:27 PM (V6f9+)

475 466 McDonald's pricing is odd. Burgers which are objectively expensive to produce, are dirt cheap. You can still get a cheeseburger for under 2 bucks.

Fries, which are cheap as dirt to produce, are expensive.

They're making their money on the side stuff like nuggets and fries, and undercutting the hell out of themselves on the burgers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

Grocery stores also sell milk for cheap to get customers in the door.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (z5Vrg)

476 Last time oil went sky high (get it?) Southwest was making money hand over fist while the others were going bankrupt. Why? Because they bought futures waaaaaay out and were protected. Every other airlines didn't do that and were fucked good and hard when oil spiked.

I have to assume they all learned their lesson.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (OalnH)
***

Buddy of mine was a really handsome guy. Male model. He could sell his...ahhh...semen to sperm banks. He was making money hand over fist too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (axyOa)

477 >>Federalist points out Germany invaded Ukraine in 1941 with 1.6 million men and 1,250 tanks over dry land routes while Russia has invaded with 190,000 troops over marshes. It is a puzzle why Russian air assets are still not being widely used.

Different objectives.

The guys at The Federalist might eventually figure that one out, themselves. So don't spoil it for them.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (lhr6a)

478 HOLY SHIT!!!

Poland is going to give MIG fighter to the German airbase for the USA to give to Ukraine? Joe really does want WWIII to get his poll numbers up. This is scary shit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (iDcra)

479 If there was a picture of Trump with his nose looking like that what are the odds the media would be freaking out?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (eGTCV)

480 474 Yep. I've stopped buying drinks and side items at fast food but I still buy the burgers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 02:27 PM (V6f9+)

=========

That $2 you spent on a large drink? It cost them about $0.03 to fill up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

481 First I heard of any guns there.. Except that murdering Capital policeman

Probably a lot of concealed carry. Which, should be legal at the US capitol of all places on earth in the alleged ground zero of human rights and freedom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

482 Spotify and Discord down , globally. Cyberattack begins

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (RHGPo)

483 471
We stand shoulder to shoulder with the Ukuleleans!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (pNxlR)

Thank you!!! Finally!

Posted by: Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (cbciE)

484 Since the Russian/Ukraine clusterf*ck has been brewing for a while but exploded recently, can we directly connect this to the left's poor polling numbers? I mean shit, they were expected to be slaughtered in November.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (DcKNO)

485 DC generates enough bullshit for the entire hemisphere.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:20 PM (6eU6O)

Too bad that kind of excrement isn't useful for growing crops.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (Rl7KJ)

486 I was in a Carls Jr (yeah I know why? but that's a different topic) and one of their combo meals is $12.99.

$13 for a fucking fast food combo meal.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (OalnH)

487 Covid "currently at the lowest we've seen" in Tarrant County in TWO YEARS. Threat dropped to moderate.

They cannot let it go. Lowest in 2 years = moderate threat level?

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (6eU6O)

488 Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (DU+/6)

489 PUTIN DECIDES TO BAN THE EXPORT OF PRODUCTS AND RAW MATERIALS OUTSIDE THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION UNTIL DECEMBER 31

Putin's response to Biden banning Russian oil imports.

I wonder how many more steps there are on the escalation ladder until we get to the demonstration nuke.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (I2/tG)

490 This is one of the dumbest conspiracy theories out there. Every day TRILLIONS of dollars are traded on markets around the world. The idea that there is a group of people who can manipulate that is absurd.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (OalnH)

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Grorge Soros at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (M+Lyo)

491 481 First I heard of any guns there.. Except that murdering Capital policeman

Probably a lot of concealed carry. Which, should be legal at the US capitol of all places on earth in the alleged ground zero of human rights and freedom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

My bet is the guy will do serious time.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (Vr12I)

492 488 Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (DU+/6)

========

Make sure you flex in the camera. Chicks dig buff guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

493 Russell Wilson being traded to Denver.

Posted by: Dr Spank

Maybe someone with two brain cells to rub together in Denver will put together an offensive line to protect the guy, for the first time in his 11 year career. Seattle sure didn't; idiots. Wilson is actually a tremendously talented pocket QB who's had to run for his life his entire career.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (dpmG8)

494
Warmonger fake news twitter addict Ian Bremmer should win an award for being Most Wrong and spreading the most bullshit about Russia.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (j7i25)

495 That Mig 29 thing.

Anyone have a read on the current shit status?

Seems to me that it's kinda real....

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (9otr5)

496 Dip buyers yeah, some of that ... but it is not (allegedly) a group of people, it is a fed backed (or BigGov) thang. But I don't know the mechanics of it. They were admittedly back a lot of bad bond debt, to prop up markets during plandemic. But they like to telegraph it to get people back in and buying ... jawboning on interest rate plans is part of their game as well.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (Cus5s)

497 460, 461

Hordemind!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (RkC6l)

498 Oh dear, an Austin native is talking about how Austin will take Texas blue and he looks forward to it. This meeting cannot end soon enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (DU+/6)

499 >Same poll showed 52% of Dems would not fight if America was invaded and look to leave to another country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2022 01:46 PM (yrol0)

Guys!

Guys.

I've got ... an idea.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (44ww/)

500 I didn't think the Pol's would do it. Biden regime must of put the screws to them.

Biden want's a war so he's going to get one.
Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 02:26 PM (G0vdT)

This is psychotic at every level. The United States is a belligerent now and we probably have a greater risk of nuclear annihilation than at any previous point.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (nMx88)

501 466 McDonald's pricing is odd. Burgers which are objectively expensive to produce, are dirt cheap. You can still get a cheeseburger for under 2 bucks.

Fries, which are cheap as dirt to produce, are expensive.

They're making their money on the side stuff like nuggets and fries, and undercutting the hell out of themselves on the burgers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Loss leader plus McDonalds is large enough to hedge on beef prices and does have intl reach on buying it frozen. Beef prices have always been more volatile than chicken or pork because the latter two are more or less raised in confinement. Free range and all that other products though are going to be blow up pricewise.

Organic veggies, maybe not so much as most do not use commercial fertilizer.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (Iq9dF)

502 That $2 you spent on a large drink? It cost them about $0.03 to fill up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

___

That $6 beer you order at the bar? Costs about 70 cents wholesale.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (OalnH)

503 >>>Stalin would have shot generals every lunch hour by now. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (900v3)

Revenge is a dish best served Zombiefied.

Posted by: Zombie Napolean and Hitler at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (8E1BY)

504 Hey everyone! Come over for dinner! We are having Grassloaf, Grasswiches, and grass smoothies!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (ukNFU)

505 >>>Maybe someone with two brain cells to rub together in Denver will put together an offensive line to protect the guy,

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God I hope not.

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (VJsqe)

506 I was in a Carls Jr (yeah I know why? but that's a different topic) and one of their combo meals is $12.99.

I like Carls jr, but you never hear them advertise about their "six dollar burger" these days.

Combo meals are a rip, never get one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

507 How outdated is a MiG29?

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (Vr12I)

508 498 Oh dear, an Austin native is talking about how Austin will take Texas blue and he looks forward to it. This meeting cannot end soon enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (DU+/6)

=========

On a corporate training call?

Sounds like a fun little complaint to HR might be in order.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

509
Scott Adams, too.

Scott Adams, for the last two weeks, has had the most idiotic "hot takes" about Putin.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (j7i25)

510 I fight for deep dish pizza, tollways, and flattened vowels!

I fight for Illinois!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (1VdWD)

511

32,943.57 +126.19 (+0.38%)
As of 02:29PM EST. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (tStY8)

512 >>>They're moving them to Rammstein AFB in Germany. Let the US take the responsibility of handing them to the Ukrainians.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

I think this is going to get really bad in the next few weeks. Planes, sanctions, and Biden's dementia. I really think something's going to break.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (XSRBF)

513 Yep. I've stopped buying drinks and side items at fast food but I still buy the burgers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 02:27 PM (V6f9+)

Youre gonna put them out of business!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (cbciE)

514 The All Americans are impressive hunks of aluminum and made in the US. I used to use a vintage, metal to metal seal, pressure canner. Finally had to stop because the bottom was so pitted. I just can't handle a big pressure canner any more.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 08, 2022 02:07 PM (5HBd1)

All American is a very nice canner, one of the nicest on the market. I have a couple of Prestos and some very old ones too. All American is probably the best of them.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (xhaym)

515 They're moving them to Rammstein AFB in Germany. Let the US take the responsibility of handing them to the Ukrainians.

Looks like the Poles decided if Russia is going to make a nuclear example of someone, they'd prefer it to be the Germans.

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (kOpft)

516 Whoever it is, where are those trillions of dollars coming from to prop up a global market? Soros has billions. Not trillions.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (OalnH)

517 On a corporate training call?

Sounds like a fun little complaint to HR might be in order.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
++++
It was specifically a "talk to each other and get to know each other better and do not discuss work" thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (DU+/6)

518 I finally got a sling for my AR. About damn time.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm mostly buy cheap slings but I do like Vickers and Blue Force slings.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (V6f9+)

519 Buddy of mine was a really handsome guy. Male model. He could sell his...ahhh...semen to sperm banks. He was making money hand over fist too.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:28 PM (axyOa)

Masterbatin Pete ?

Posted by: Grorge Soros at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (M+Lyo)

520 > Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.

I had to work with a team recently which had a very chatty, uptalking young woman on it. Torture.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (8/9Tc)

521 >>I've stopped buying drinks and side items at fast food but I still buy the burgers.

No way I am leaving Popeyes without some Red Beans and Rice.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (lhr6a)

522 Putin should tell Joe Biden to go eat a bag o'dicks and mind his own GD business.

In Russian.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (sDz6A)

523
I assumed you shopped. What did you acquire? Also, swivels? This would be a decent gub thread sub-topic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2022 02:23 PM (1vynn)

I did a bit, but it was more of an "alright asshole, buy a fucking sling already!" purchace. It's a Tactical Force Gear hangfire two point rapid-transition sling. It'll take a bit to get used to, but it's not bad.

Posted by: George Soros at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

524 Of course Democrats would take us to WW3 to get their poll numbers up, you saw what they did for their Covid response to take down Trump.

Essentially destroyed our economy and currency, they could care less at starting a war to get Biden in the 40's and save a few Congressional seats.

Posted by: Blago at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (vkK+B)

525 512

I think this is going to get really bad in the next few weeks. Planes, sanctions, and Biden's dementia. I really think something's going to break.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (XSRBF)

My bet is a major cyber hit on us.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (Vr12I)

526 517 On a corporate training call?

Sounds like a fun little complaint to HR might be in order.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)
++++
It was specifically a "talk to each other and get to know each other better and do not discuss work" thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (DU+/6)

========

"He was prosthelytizing me to his religion at work."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

527 Sounds like a fun little complaint to HR might be in order.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

___

You mean the HR office staffed by 26 year old single women who vote 85% Dem?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (OalnH)

528 What are ya canning ?

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2022 02:18 PM (arJlL)

Nickel! Its going through the roof!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Tough to chew !

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (arJlL)

529 >>>32,943.57 +126.19 (+0.38%)
As of 02:29PM EST. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch

I'm considering taking my deferred comp out of stocks and put into a stable fund. I think a mini crash is coming, and Biden is going to make it happen.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (XSRBF)

530 On a corporate training call?

Sounds like a fun little complaint to HR might be in order.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

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Absolutely.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (DcKNO)

531 I finally got a sling for my AR. About damn time.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Which one? I like the Blue Force Gear Vickers Combat Applications 2 Point Sling.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (SH2Zi)

532 It was specifically a "talk to each other and get to know each other better and do not discuss work" thing.

On the job? They want you to just hang out?? And they paid you to do this?

I do not understand corporate culture any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

533 I think this is going to get really bad in the next few weeks. Planes, sanctions, and Biden's dementia. I really think something's going to break.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (XSRBF)

How could it not get worse?

Poland knows full well how reliable the United States and United Kingdom are as allies so it made damned sure this act of war is connected to an American base.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (nMx88)

534
At this rate, the biden regime is going to need the Bureau of Labor Statistics to say March created 5 million jobs and the UE rate is -2%!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (j7i25)

535 527 You mean the HR office staffed by 26 year old single women who vote 85% Dem?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (OalnH)

=========

Never said it would be successful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

536 488 Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Might want to listen more closely when she says, "One time at bandcamp......."

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (Iq9dF)

537 Suddenly I wish I had prepped more.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (9otr5)

538 > > Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.

>>I had to work with a team recently which had a very chatty, uptalking young woman on it. Torture.

Pro Tip : If you can get them to take their tops off, they aren't 1/2 as annoying.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (lhr6a)

539 Spotify and Discord down , globally. Cyberattack begins

They're targeting entertainment?

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (kOpft)

540 Who thinks if there's even a remote return to some semblance of normalcy that prices will return to pre-biden levels? Gas might drop, but not to where it was. Your combo meal at the local hack 'n yak won't go back to $2.99.

Part of the reset is to make this stuff not only expensive, but not worth the price at any level. Not much of a market for a $10 cheeseburger at McDonalds. But that Beyond Meat with vegan cheese substitute is only $4.99.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (BFigT)

541 Mig 29s are roughly the same generation as an F-15. Built in the 70s 80s

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (1VdWD)

542 In Vietnam, US forces were in combat with aircraft supplied by Russia, sometimes even with Russian pilots.
It wasn't thought to be an "act of war" at that time.
Putin may have a different take on that, however...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (jTmQV)

543 >>>My bet is a major cyber hit on us.

Posted by: kraken

Then Ace better be calling us and reading his posts.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (XSRBF)

544 Make sure you flex in the camera. Chicks dig buff guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

Heeeeellooo!

Posted by: Toobin at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (cbciE)

545 506 I was in a Carls Jr (yeah I know why? but that's a different topic) and one of their combo meals is $12.99.

I like Carls jr, but you never hear them advertise about their "six dollar burger" these days.

Combo meals are a rip, never get one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

__

Yeah but not that long ago, like I dunno 2015, those same combo meals were $7 or $8.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (OalnH)

546 >They're moving them to Rammstein AFB in Germany. Let the US take the responsibility of handing them to the Ukrainians.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

I think this is going to get really bad in the next few weeks. Planes, sanctions, and Biden's dementia. I really think something's going to break.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (XSRBF)
***
Putin has been very clear over the last few months. No Ukraine in NATO.
No No-Fly Zone.
No Western Air support.
This is lighting the fuse.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (axyOa)

547 How outdated is a MiG29?
Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:30 PM

Early 80s, iirc.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (RkC6l)

548 OFF billionaire asshole sock.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

549 My bet is a major cyber hit on us.
Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (Vr12I)

That's the best case scenario.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (nMx88)

550 Tell HR you feel triggered and not safe is your previously happy Zoom environment.

Tell HR you just feel politics takes the peace of the love everyone has for each other.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (DcKNO)

551 Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (DU+/6)
____________

In industry they inflicted a 23 year-old management consultant on me to give advice on how to do research, which I'd been doing for 25 years. She kept talking about the "Institute" (MIT) so I took the hint, finally caved, and asked her who she got her degree with. She was puzzled by the question. I meant with whom she got her Ph.D. Turns out she only had a B.S. degree (appropriate). It also turned out that I'd published more scientific papers than she'd ever read. I was not happy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

552 First I heard of any guns there.. Except that murdering Capital policeman
Posted by: It's me donna
_____________

I don't know what the trial evidence was, but that's what the indictment alleges.

He apparently brought a rifle and a handgun with him from TX, but only carried the handgun when he went to the protest. The indictment doesn't say how he carried it -- if it was concealed in his clothes or not.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

553 543 >>>My bet is a major cyber hit on us.

Posted by: kraken

Then Ace better be calling us and reading his posts.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (XSRBF)
***

ZOOM Ace is the best Ace!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (axyOa)

554 I wonder how many more steps there are on the escalation ladder until we get to the demonstration nuke.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

*looks at woke Pentagon*
Sooner than we think

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (lCui1)

555 533
How could it not get worse?

Poland knows full well how reliable the United States and United Kingdom are as allies so it made damned sure this act of war is connected to an American base.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (nMx8

Genius move on Poland's part, if you ask me. I fear they still aren't out of the woods though.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

556 486 I was in a Carls Jr (yeah I know why? but that's a different topic) and one of their combo meals is $12.99.

$13 for a fucking fast food combo meal.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 08, 2022 02:29 PM (OalnH)

$10.38 for a combo meal - with a double meat cheeseburger with bacon - at a Whataburger in Houston today. Same thing was $9.79 or so four or five months ago. We'll see what the price in another four months.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (AMIL/)

557 551 In industry they inflicted a 23 year-old management consultant on me to give advice on how to do research, which I'd been doing for 25 years. She kept talking about the "Institute" (MIT) so I took the hint, finally caved, and asked her who she got her degree with. She was puzzled by the question. I meant with whom she got her Ph.D. Turns out she only had a B.S. degree (appropriate). It also turned out that I'd published more scientific papers than she'd ever read. I was not happy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

========

Management met a guy at a conference who swore by the method! There was a book! How could it go wrong!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

558
Which one? I like the Blue Force Gear Vickers Combat Applications 2 Point Sling.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (SH2Zi)

My dumbass didn't fix the sock on my last post, but It's a Tactical Force Gear hangfire two point rapid-transition sling. It'll take a bit to get used to, but it's not bad.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

559
Tough to chew !

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (arJlL)

who needs teeth!? I'll be rich! I'll get someone to chew for me!!!

Posted by: Toobin at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (cbciE)

560 I think this is going to get really bad in the next few weeks. Planes, sanctions, and Biden's dementia. I really think something's going to break.

**

We have corporations waging war on Russia without a declaration of war on Russia. Credit card services being cancelled, etc.

Putin is being put in a really, really bad place. Imagine if the roles were reversed.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (cUuEU)

561 >>>Poland knows full well how reliable the United States and United Kingdom are as allies so it made damned sure this act of war is connected to an American base.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Europe will use the U.S. as the fall guy. "We just gave him planes. Biden did everything else."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (XSRBF)

562 Corporate culture is pussified woke bullshit dominated by soibois and man-hating chicks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (II3Gr)

563 > How outdated is a MiG29?

As mentioned... 1980's design but the avionics and weapons systems have been updated several times. Depending on the model and who's flying it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (BFigT)

564 520 > Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.

I had to work with a team recently which had a very chatty, uptalking young woman on it. Torture.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (8/9Tc)

Think about breasts of slightly younger, more attractive women. It is international women's day.

Or, when I dealt blackjack at a casino, I went through a phase where if there were annoying people at my table, I'd imagine the most likely way they were going to die. Made me feel better.

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (FsZ2q)

565 Scott Adams, too.

Scott Adams, for the last two weeks, has had the most idiotic "hot takes" about Putin.

Posted by: Soothsayer
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Most people are idiots outside their particular expertise. Scott Adams is an example. Corporate culture, si, comic strip production, si, politics, no, and foreign policy, a big no.

Posted by: whig at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (Iq9dF)

566 Management met a guy at a conference who swore by the method! There was a book! How could it go wrong!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
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This is essentially the McKinsey model.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (DU+/6)

567 So, I'm trying to decide where the best place to be will be, when the nukes start to fly:

1) Niagara Falls /Lewiston Power Station
B) City Hall Buffalo
iii) Niagara Falls Air Force Base

After reading Denninger's column at Market Ticker, regarding Nuclear War, I want at be right at ground zero with a Scotch in hand.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (BgMrQ)

568 My bet is a major cyber hit on us.
Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:32 PM (Vr12I)

That's the best case scenario.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (nMx8

***

As long as no one names each warhead Cyber.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (axyOa)

569 Damn Toobin cock..I mean sock!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (cbciE)

570 Two Polls Show Brandon Got No Bounce

Not even a Dead Brain Bounce?

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (Lt1JN)

571 553 543 >>>My bet is a major cyber hit on us.

Posted by: kraken

Then Ace better be calling us and reading his posts.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (XSRBF)
***

ZOOM Ace is the best Ace!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (axyOa)

Maybe we can get AtC to read some posts while showing us VTs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (N39Ws)

572 Genius move on Poland's part, if you ask me. I fear they still aren't out of the woods though.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

Exactly.. With Putin on their border they are gonna ship out their planes ? I don't believe it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (J8ILO)

573
$10.38 for a combo meal - with a double meat cheeseburger with bacon - at a Whataburger in Houston today. Same thing was $9.79 or so four or five months ago. We'll see what the price in another four months.
Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (AMIL/)

Paid $9.50 ish for the #1 with fries, biscuit and unsweet tea at Chicken Express the other day.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

574 He apparently brought a rifle and a handgun with him from TX

What the hell difference does that make? What he brought with him has nothing to do with the price of tea in China, it is utterly irrelevant to a court trial. Its not even immoral or unusual to carry things from state to state.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

575 I was not happy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

They moved your cheese?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (II3Gr)

576 >>>
Putin is being put in a really, really bad place. Imagine if the roles were reversed.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA

If it was reversed, Biden would do nothing. Putin must be furious, and that leads to worse ideas.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (XSRBF)

577 Corporate culture is pussified woke bullshit dominated by soibois and man-hating chicks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (II3Gr)
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And utterly unproductive. The productivity cost of corporate indoctrination must be staggering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

578 Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.

>>I had to work with a team recently which had a very chatty, uptalking young woman on it. Torture.
______________

Pro tip: if there's a time out for a biobreak, take your stuff (and any name placard) with you when you go out, and just don't come back. Most people will never realize you've split.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

579 We have corporations waging war on Russia without a declaration of war on Russia. Credit card services being cancelled, etc.

Putin is being put in a really, really bad place. Imagine if the roles were reversed.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (cUuEU)

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However, Putin fixed that by working with a card/credit system out of China.

They'll be fine in that regard.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (DcKNO)

580 424 Congrats, Joe. I'm making a comeback too!

Hey Brandon, the 70s called- they want their malaise back!

Posted by: Dogbert at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (Z9HSN)

581 577 And utterly unproductive. The productivity cost of corporate indoctrination must be staggering.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

=========

"You will be loyal to the company in a totally creepy way or you will starve on the streets, alone."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

582 >>Putin is being put in a really, really bad place.

How so? I just don't get why people think these actions have ANY leverage at all on Putin or impact on the Russian Economy as a whole.

There is literally no evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (lhr6a)

583
Is this the beginning of a Joe Biden comeback?

Nope.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (OMayC)

584 So Zelensky just said he was pledging not to ask for membership in Nato and the 2 break away areas are "negotiable"?

I suspect that putin just raised the ante.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (d0Qel)

585 570 Two Polls Show Brandon Got No Bounce

Not even a Dead Brain Bounce?
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (Lt1JN)

They don't bounce at all. Just kinda make this *shplorp* sound when they land.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (II3Gr)

586 They moved your cheese?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (II3Gr)
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:: eye twitch ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)

587 575 I was not happy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

They moved your cheese?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (II3Gr)
____________

Yep. And this little tootsie was getting paid $300/hr for her completely useless advice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

588 Genius move on Poland's part, if you ask me. I fear they still aren't out of the woods though.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (N39Ws)
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Too clever by half? I'm not sure Putin is going to care where Polish MiG-29's were delivered from. They were delivered.

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (G0vdT)

589 "You will be loyal to the company in a totally creepy way or you will starve on the streets, alone."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah, the whole feels Soviet and always has. Do not be the first to stop clapping!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)

590 How outdated is a MiG29?

As mentioned... 1980's design but the avionics and weapons systems have been updated several times. Depending on the model and who's flying it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (BFigT)

Give it modern Airborne C3 and AWACS and it can be deadly. But the Ukes will need A-10 style aircraft soon.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (axyOa)

591 Its not even immoral or unusual to carry things from state to state.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

hello?

Posted by: Lolita at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (cbciE)

592 The dumb fucks at weazelzippers are all in on !Muh Uke!

Coke Seals clapping for their next Putin Bad fix.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (GYllL)

593 217 McDonald's temporarily closing their 850 locations in Russia. CEO says it's the "right thing to do".

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No greasy hamburgers for the Rooskies. How...principled!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2022 01:59 PM (sVtYq)

I only wish they were greasy, I'd eat there more than once a year. I go to a local onion-burger joint. The grease literally drips from them. Mmmmm.

Now I'm getting hungry.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (Fs5vw)

594 493 Russell Wilson being traded to Denver.

Posted by: Dr Spank

Maybe someone with two brain cells to rub together in Denver will put together an offensive line to protect the guy, for the first time in his 11 year career. Seattle sure didn't; idiots. Wilson is actually a tremendously talented pocket QB who's had to run for his life his entire career.
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Yes he is. He's getting old. If they don't, he won't last long.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (sVfvf)

595 586 They moved your cheese?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (II3Gr)
++++
:: eye twitch ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)
___________

"Now we just need to operationalize Six Sigma!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

596 Yep. And this little tootsie was getting paid $300/hr for her completely useless advice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

It's a great gig...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (BgMrQ)

597 This one goes out to the Biden administration.....

https://youtu.be/E929gqIcwwI

NSFW without headphones.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

598 The sooner Zelensky surrenders the better, imo.
Just get it over with before FJB kills us all.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (lCui1)

599 Putin is smarter than Biden, of that I have no doubt. If it comes to maneuvering, I think he will have the edge on Preezy Tapioca. Bad news for us.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (Vr12I)

600 Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.

I had to work with a team recently which had a very chatty, uptalking young woman on it. Torture.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (8/9Tc)

Husband says his new boss does this. Which I thought was weird because I don't think I've heard a man do it, let alone a fifty-something farmer type.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (Ez6QX)

601 The new BLM rules require each drilling be approved separately.

I read that with the wrong expansion for BLM, which caused it to veer sharply into PornHub.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (ZGrMX)

602
Genius move on Poland's part, if you ask me. I fear they still aren't out of the woods though.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

Exactly. While Poland has a special reason to trust the US/UK, look for the rest of Europe to start to distance from America. Unfortunately, those within the boundaries of it are stuck with the consequences of these lunatic actions.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (nMx88)

603 How so? I just don't get why people think these actions have ANY leverage at all on Putin or impact on the Russian Economy as a whole.

**

Corporations taking action on their own to break the moms and pops of Russia while the US government still happily engages in business with the oligarchs of Russia.

As a wise man once said, "Same as it ever was."

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (cUuEU)

604 "You will be loyal to the company in a totally creepy way or you will starve on the streets, alone."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

That was even the case with pre-woke corporate culture. Obedience, conformity, groupthink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (II3Gr)

605 They moved your cheese?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (II3Gr)

At a previous employer, they were looking to outsource all of us IT workers. The HR dept. handed out that book to all of us while telling us that this is such a great move for all of us IT staff.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

606 MiG 29 more F18 generation than F15.

Main thing about it is Ukrainian pilots know how to fly them.

How they get from Rammstein to Ukraine is a question.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (9otr5)

607 592 The dumb fucks at weazelzippers are all in on !Muh Uke!

Coke Seals clapping for their next Putin Bad fix.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (GYllL)

I'm about ready to kick them to the curb for the duration.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (Vr12I)

608 How so? I just don't get why people think these actions have ANY leverage at all on Putin or impact on the Russian Economy as a whole.

Its wishcasting. People are unaware how completely the Russians are independent from all the crap everyone takes for granted here. That is on purpose: Putin was determined that his people would never be dependent on the rest of the world anything he could possibly provide for them to have.

For exactly times and things like this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

609 And it's been noted here:

Russia is practice for us.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (cUuEU)

610 >>>So Zelensky just said he was pledging not to ask for membership in Nato and the 2 break away areas are "negotiable"?

I suspect that putin just raised the ante.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

I despise Putin. Piece of garbage dictator thug.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (XSRBF)

611 589 "You will be loyal to the company in a totally creepy way or you will starve on the streets, alone."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Yeah, the whole feels Soviet and always has. Do not be the first to stop clapping!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Last company I worked for, I started right as it was getting comparatively big, moving from spunky startup to trying to grow responsibly. A month before I started working, the CEO swam across a lake (that might have had alligators in it, no one was sure) to celebrate a revenue goal.

By the time I left, it had been pretty thoroughly corporatized after its IPO. The efforts at loyalty were all but gone, but I suspect that the board had been trying to sell the company to a new majority stockholder for at least four or five years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

612 At a previous employer, they were looking to outsource all of us IT workers. The HR dept. handed out that book to all of us while telling us that this is such a great move for all of us IT staff.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (N39Ws)
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If they'd moved on that a bit sooner, they could have talked about the "FISH Philosophy" instead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:41 PM (DU+/6)

613 Wonder where $5+ gas will lead the polls?
Posted by: Deep State 910 at March 08, 2022 01:38 PM (aX0CW)

Got gas this morning, $4.19 per gallon, and other places were much worse. There was a pristine Joe Biden "I Did That" sticker on the pump, so did not have to place one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2022 02:41 PM (P3gRi)

614 Pollsters were literally laughing at Marist for show that bounce. Everyone knew it was sampling bias.

All the Dems rushed to the Marist poll to say how wonderful the speech was.

Biden got no bounce from it and expect his numbers to go lower with the massive spike in gasoline this week.

He has no floor, because no one voted for him.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 08, 2022 02:41 PM (DlaLS)

615 Joe Mannix, I dare you to shout out: Keep Texas Red!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2022 02:41 PM (NpAcC)

616 I despise Putin. Piece of garbage dictator thug.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (XSRBF)

He wasn't at my last birthday party either LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2022 02:41 PM (d0Qel)

617 My understanding that anything flying in Ukraine is very susceptible to anti-aircraft missileson for both sides.

So who's gonna fly those MiG's in?

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 02:42 PM (G0vdT)

618 604 "You will be loyal to the company in a totally creepy way or you will starve on the streets, alone."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)

That was even the case with pre-woke corporate culture. Obedience, conformity, groupthink.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (II3Gr)

========

Yeah, I haven't been in a super woke company yet, but the efforts at "stakeholder" loyalty from employees is something I'm very familiar with. I never bought into it, but I did have fun along the way when they let me drink beer at work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

619 Yes, young men also uptalk. The CEO's son at my last company had an uptalk.

Posted by: Iris, not so brave at March 08, 2022 02:42 PM (DibdT)

620 I heard that poll (I think there was another one with the same jump for joe), and laughed out loud "you must be fkking kidding!".The only people who could stand to watch SOTU are Biden-fans-only. I can't even watch the clips.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 08, 2022 02:42 PM (kfcYC)

621 >>>He wasn't at my last birthday party either LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup

You forgot the stamp!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:42 PM (XSRBF)

622 5 He didn't shit himself on live TV so they consider that a win.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater

Not buying it. There's no way he went that long without going.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 08, 2022 02:43 PM (kfcYC)

623 @507 How outdated is a MiG29?

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The basic design is decades old. However, there have been modernisation programs for the plane. And that's really what determines how good a particular MiG-29 is. A comparison would be the modernisation programs that have produced the F-16V and the F-15X, both of which are far superior to the original designs for each plane.

I don't think the latest MiG-29s are *that* good. But Russia hasn't started mass-producing a replacement for it yet.

Posted by: junior at March 08, 2022 02:43 PM (5LMiF)

624 596 Yep. And this little tootsie was getting paid $300/hr for her completely useless advice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

It's a great gig...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (BgMrQ)
____________

They sent her to me accompanied by one of our female researchers whom I held in regard. I suspect that they did that so I didn't strangle the tootsie, which I was seriously contemplating doing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

625 599 Putin is smarter than Biden, of that I have no doubt. If it comes to maneuvering, I think he will have the edge on Preezy Tapioca. Bad news for us.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (Vr12I)

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Not to worry, Biden's go-to expert on invasion and invasive strategies is Rear-Admiral Levine ... so we've got that going for us ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (Udeyz)

626 Ace, style suggestion, from a friend...

"'...leading America's Least Favorite G[e]y Uncle* Chris Cillizza...' to roll himself in excrement?"

I was ambivalent, being as we can't Say G[e]y in the Free State of Florida anymore, but thought I should at least ask about it.

And if anyone still cares, 10 thumbs up on the Blue Force Gear Vickers Combat Applications 2 Point Sling.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (MkuC5)

627 Is it too cynical to think all of the sanctions against Russia are a trial run for similar actions against deplorables?

Posted by: Tofer732 at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (o/SqF)

628 I'll just pretend Jen Psaki is going to say this:

"BreakingNews: CDC to announce guidelines that all Americans should stay at home for 15 days to flatten the price of oil."

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (B2mhs)

629 I don't get it, If Putin is making ultimatums to Zelensky and Zelensky is saying okay, no to NATO and the two disputed territories are negotiable, WTF are we getting involved with our MIGs?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (DcKNO)

630 I am divided on Putin.

On the one hand, he's a murderous dictatorial thug who is essentially a mob godfather who is running the world's biggest criminal organization this side of Washington DC, and is almost completely without morals or compunction.

On the other hand, he's good for his country, loves and protects Russia and the Russian people, despises woke SJW crap, has no time for disgusting perversions and sexual freaks, protects kids, and utterly rejects racial politics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

631 What the hell difference does that make? What he brought with him has nothing to do with the price of tea in China, it is utterly irrelevant to a court trial. Its not even immoral or unusual to carry things from state to state.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_____________

According to the indictment, it's a violation of 18 U.S. Code, Sec. 231(a)(2), which prohibits transporting "in commerce any firearm, or explosive or incendiary device, knowing or having reason to know or intending that the same will be used unlawfully in furtherance of a civil disorder;"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (k4dH2)

632 >>>Not to worry, Biden's go-to expert on invasion and invasive strategies is Rear-Admiral Levine ... so we've got that going for us ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis!

Well, you'd like a Rear Admiral who enjoys it in the rear.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (XSRBF)

633 "It was specifically a "talk to each other and get to know each other better and do not discuss work" thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix"

You should have asked the young women newbies what color underwear they have on.

Posted by: Ripley at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (MxEKc)

634 627 Is it too cynical to think all of the sanctions against Russia are a trial run for similar actions against deplorables?
Posted by: Tofer732 at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (o/SqF)

Targeting crypto certainly is.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:45 PM (nMx88)

635 625 599 Putin is smarter than Biden, of that I have no doubt. If it comes to maneuvering, I think he will have the edge on Preezy Tapioca. Bad news for us.

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (Vr12I)

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He's also smarter than the guys running Biden.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:45 PM (DcKNO)

636 But Russia hasn't started mass-producing a replacement for it yet.

Posted by: junior at March 08, 2022 02:43 PM (5LMiF)

There is an SU-something that they just started flying, but I doubt they have many of them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2022 02:45 PM (XIJ/X)

637 The HR dept. handed out that book to all of us while telling us that this is such a great move for all of us IT staff.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Hah. Ex-boss gave us copies; pretty much for the same reason. That's when I realized how dumb management types are - FFS it's not even a good book.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:45 PM (lCui1)

638 627 Is it too cynical to think all of the sanctions against Russia are a trial run for similar actions against deplorables?
Posted by: Tofer732 at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (o/SqF)
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Even if they didn't plan it that way, the thought will no doubt now occur to them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

639 "Now we just need to operationalize Six Sigma!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

Gahhh ! Noooo SS !

Posted by: Grorge Soros at March 08, 2022 02:45 PM (M+Lyo)

640 Paid $9.50 ish for the #1 with fries, biscuit and unsweet tea at Chicken Express the other day.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Unsweet tea? In Texas? What am I going to do with you?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (Ez6QX)

641 Its not even immoral or unusual to carry things from state to state.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

hello?
Posted by: Lolita at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM

* waves *

Posted by: Young gulls for immoral porpoises at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (a3Q+t)

642 630 I am divided on Putin.

On the one hand, he's a murderous dictatorial thug who is essentially a mob godfather who is running the world's biggest criminal organization this side of Washington DC, and is almost completely without morals or compunction.

On the other hand, he's good for his country, loves and protects Russia and the Russian people, despises woke SJW crap, has no time for disgusting perversions and sexual freaks, protects kids, and utterly rejects racial politics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

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I'm right there too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (DcKNO)

643 Poland knows full well how reliable the United States and United Kingdom are as allies so it made damned sure this act of war is connected to an American base.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:33 PM (nMx8

Genius move on Poland's part, if you ask me. I fear they still aren't out of the woods though.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I know Poland is better than most "European" countries but this is a good example of why I have an issue with the US being a global sheriff.

Poland is essentially throwing the US under the bus, willing to make the world got to WW3 instead of them getting their hands dirty.

Bottom line, none of these countries would stick their neck out for the US.

Posted by: Blago at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (vkK+B)

644 >>Unsweet tea? In Texas? What am I going to do with you?

Sweet Tea is nasty.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (lhr6a)

645 According to the indictment, it's a violation of 18 U.S. Code, Sec. 231(a)(2), which prohibits transporting "in commerce any firearm, or explosive or incendiary device, knowing or having reason to know or intending that the same will be used unlawfully in furtherance of a civil disorder;"

The fact that he left the rifle and did not bring it along utterly negates it being even mentioned in this. Also its extremely obvious that he did not use the pistol in any remotest manner described, and hence is not even worth mentioning in any sort of indictment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

646 Targeting crypto certainly is.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:45 PM (nMx8

Yep.

Don't you know the Germans are thrilled with having the fighter jets flown to there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (nMx88)

647 You should have asked the young women newbies what color underwear they have on.
Posted by: Ripley at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (MxEKc)
____________

Now THERE'S a great example of begging the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

648
623 @507 How outdated is a MiG29?

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The basic design is decades old. However, there have been modernisation programs for the plane. And that's really what determines how good a particular MiG-29 is. A comparison would be the modernisation programs that have produced the F-16V and the F-15X, both of which are far superior to the original designs for each plane.

I don't think the latest MiG-29s are *that* good. But Russia hasn't started mass-producing a replacement for it yet.
Posted by: junior at March 08, 2022 02:43 PM (5LMiF)
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Next you'll be telling me there's going to be a new Top Gun sequel with a 60-year-old Tom Cruise playing the same part.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (Udeyz)

649 629 I don't get it, If Putin is making ultimatums to Zelensky and Zelensky is saying okay, no to NATO and the two disputed territories are negotiable, WTF are we getting involved with our MIGs?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (DcKNO)
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Walk softly and carry a big MiG.

--Zombie Teddy Rosevelt

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (G0vdT)

650 >>I'm right there too.

Me too. Except I kinda prefer that first part to our Kleptocracy.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (lhr6a)

651 Uptalking. Is that the shit that representative brother fucker does?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

652 My understanding that anything flying in Ukraine is very susceptible to anti-aircraft missileson for both sides.

So who's gonna fly those MiG's in?
Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 02:42 PM (G0vdT)

Good point. Ukraine will require a big time SEAD campaign to make flying there survivable.
Who's gonna supply that???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (axyOa)

653 "Now we just need to operationalize Six Sigma!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

NOO DMAIC !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (M+Lyo)

654 Yep. And this little tootsie was getting paid $300/hr for ~~her completely useless advice~~ being someone's little tootsie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (YqDXo)

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (SH2Zi)

655 Sweet Tea is nasty.
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You're a Yankee, right?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (sVfvf)

656 :: eye twitch ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)

Wait until you have to do FISH training.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (xhaym)

657
who needs teeth!? I'll be rich! I'll get someone to chew for me!!!
Posted by: Toobin at March 08, 2022 02:35 PM (cbciE)

Obligatory classic SNL clip

https://tinyurl.com/5myfjzm9

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (n+4am)

658 >>You're a Yankee, right?

We prefer Non-Sister Humper.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (lhr6a)

659 I like iced tea but southerners put too much sugar in it. Its syrupy and nasty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

660 Cornyn on tv pushing for Poland planes. Idiots. This is over already and still war mongers gotta war monger. Poland is nuts to trust us.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (QZ/dC)

661 I know Poland is better than most "European" countries but this is a good example of why I have an issue with the US being a global sheriff.

Poland is essentially throwing the US under the bus, willing to make the world got to WW3 instead of them getting their hands dirty.

Bottom line, none of these countries would stick their neck out for the US.
Posted by: Blago at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (vkK+B)

Poland likely was strongarmed to provide the jets. The United States has thrown Poland under the bus (again), along with Germany and Americans.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (nMx88)

662 Not to worry, Biden's go-to expert on invasion and invasive strategies is Rear-Admiral Levine ... so we've got that going for us ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (Udeyz)

The go-to guy for invading teenage buttholes, maybe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (P3gRi)

663 --Zombie Teddy Rosevelt
Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (G0vdT)

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I get your point but it's not our war. It's a war for a few corporations and some politicos to profit from.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (DcKNO)

664 I find myself slipping into uptalking or I call it baby talk sometimes with the pets and always when I realize it I'm like "arrghhh, don't talk that way PaleRider it is icky"

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (3cGpq)

665 Bottom line, none of these countries would stick their neck out for the US.

Has any world leader other than Putin called out Biden for stealing the Presidency?

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (kOpft)

666
This one-note fucking c_________nt.

Guess why racist joy reid says is the reason everyone is paying attention to Ukraine. Go on, guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (j7i25)

667 645

The fact that he left the rifle and did not bring it along utterly negates it being even mentioned in this. Also its extremely obvious that he did not use the pistol in any remotest manner described, and hence is not even worth mentioning in any sort of indictment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (KZzsI)

I wonder how the judge will view it?

Posted by: kraken at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (Vr12I)

668 >> "Now we just need to operationalize Six Sigma!"

Add on a little Sarbanes-Oxley and ISO audits as a topping.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (GYllL)

669 Sweet Tea is nasty.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (lhr6a)

It was one of my favorite things about living in Texas.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (Ez6QX)

670 Maybe someone with two brain cells to rub together in Denver will put together an offensive line to protect the guy

You've met the Denver Broncos before, right? I've been saying those words for like decades, lol...

Posted by: Oedipus at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (/ElFp)

671 50 No bounce? Why no crater in polling after that comically incompetent and incomprehensible "speech"? I guess there's nothing Joey Fuckbrains can do to lose the leftwing and Karen vote. Maybe shoot someone on Fifth Avenue? Nah . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

No one watched it whose opinions weren't already set in stone.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (kfcYC)

672 658 >>You're a Yankee, right?

We prefer Non-Sister Humper.
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Garrett, your humping habits are much discussed here.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (sVfvf)

673 Everything Biden does is outrageous and we have 3 years of this left... If we're still here

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (J8ILO)

674 669 Sweet Tea is nasty.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:46 PM (lhr6a)

It was one of my favorite things about living in Texas.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 02:48 PM (Ez6QX)

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Declining sweet tea because it's nasty?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

675 "He was prosyletizing me to his religion at work."

C'mon. That's the Great Commission. But if he's not talking about the Son of God, that's really not appropriate.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (lKAqb)

676 633

You should have asked the young women newbies what color underwear they have on.
Posted by: Ripley at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (MxEKc)

I always found asking them if the carpet matched the drapes to be quite effective.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (N39Ws)

677 >>This one-note fucking c_________nt.

Guess why racist joy reid says is the reason everyone is paying attention to Ukraine. Go on, guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer,

Well, they're all white of course.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (GYllL)

678 666
This one-note fucking c_________nt.

Guess why racist joy reid says is the reason everyone is paying attention to Ukraine. Go on, guess.
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Cuz white?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (sVfvf)

679 Next you'll be telling me there's going to be a new Top Gun sequel with a 60-year-old Tom Cruise playing the same part.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 02:47 PM (Udeyz)

I know someone who is very enthusiastic about that sequel. I keep telling him that I hope it doesn't suck as much as I think it probably will.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (Rl7KJ)

680
joy reid: The only reason we're talking about ~~Gabby Petito~~ Ukraine is because ~~she's~~ they're white.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (j7i25)

681 They need to ask a poll question that if the Russian secret police helped overthrow an American friendly government in Mexico and installed an anti American government while outlawing the use of English while at the same time threatening to join a Russian military organization what do they think America should do in response?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (rmJzs)

682 >>> 357 Russel Wilson traded to the Broncos.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (8/9Tc)

For reals?

Will nurse be pissed about this or say good riddance?

I don't even know who the Geldings' current QBs are anymore...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (llON8)

683 So who's gonna fly those MiG's in?
Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2022 02:42 PM (G0vdT)

Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman and Generalissimo William Krystol !

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (V13WU)

684 600 Oh dear, I have an uptalking woman fresh out of college on my corporate indoctrination thing. These ten minutes cannot end soon enough.

I had to work with a team recently which had a very chatty, uptalking young woman on it. Torture.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:31 PM (8/9Tc)

Husband says his new boss does this. Which I thought was weird because I don't think I've heard a man do it, let alone a fifty-something farmer type.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 02:39 PM (Ez6QX)

On Sunday I finally figured out why Blinken's public speech grates on me so much. He up-talks at the end of a lot of his sentences. His dramatic half-a-beat pauses after most sentences has always grated on me, but there was something more I couldn't identify. Up-talking males must not be as obvious as the female variety due voice pitch or something.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (AMIL/)

685 Has Russia surrendered yet ?

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (9X60i)

686 >>It was one of my favorite things about living in Texas.

Not the Beers, Steers or Queers?

Weird.

Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (lhr6a)

687 I'm thinking of getting some kind of therapy for anxiety because this is a lot; but then I could use that money for food.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (lCui1)

688 Guess why racist joy reid says is the reason everyone is paying attention to Ukraine. Go on, guess.

It's full of white people?

Aside from the Africans that got kicked of buses headed for the Polish border.

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (kOpft)

689
Well, they're all white of course.
Posted by: Capital Eff

Cuz white?
Posted by: Puddinhead

nods

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (j7i25)

690 You should have asked the young women newbies what color underwear they have on.
Posted by: Ripley

I always found asking them if the carpet matched the drapes to be quite effective.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

While licking your eyebrows down.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (6eU6O)

691 @533
Poland knows full well how reliable the United States and United Kingdom are as allies so it made damned sure this act of war is connected to an American base.

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"Act of war"? Huh? Sending arms to a country that's at war for that country's own use is not an act of war. Never has been.

Posted by: junior at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (5LMiF)

692 My one and only HR story was when I was still working for someone else as the chief engineer. HR Bitch told me how to do meetings and interact with my people. I just nodded my head and she was very happy with herself having taught the chief engineer how to do things.

I walked down to the president's office and said either that bitch goes or I go. The guy tried to console me but that was a big NO. She was let go the next morning.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (iDcra)

693 Yeah I don't get Poland transferring their MiGs. They might be thinking only "move them away from the war zone" but a diplomat or leader would have to be an idiot to think they could trust the U.S. not to do something stupid with those planes given recent history.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (3cGpq)

694 >>> That was even the case with pre-woke corporate culture. Obedience, conformity, groupthink.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:40 PM (II3Gr)

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

Posted by: LizLem at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (8E1BY)

695 628 stay at home for 15 days to flatten the price of oil

You would think 2 years of lockdowns etc would have given us a shit-ton of nation oil reserves

Posted by: Dogbert at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (Z9HSN)

696 Blinken got out over his skis and said Poland was sending planes to Ukraine. Poland said, umm, Fake News! (Literally).

So then we were like we will give you F16s in exchange. Polands like, okay, fine. YOU give them to Ukraine then.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (9otr5)

697 They moved your cheese?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 08, 2022 02:36 PM (II3Gr)

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Somebody published a parody book soon after that one entitled "Who Cut the Cheese?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (Udeyz)

698 Maybe they can ship the MiGs in pieces, and give the Ukrainians assembly instructions.

Posted by: Tofer732 at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (o/SqF)

699

NOOOOOOOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (j7i25)

700 Declining sweet tea because it's nasty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

Heh. No, having sweet tea available everywhere.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (Ez6QX)

701 And utterly unproductive. The productivity cost of corporate indoctrination must be staggering.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2022 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

I joined a new company not to long ago. No bullshit indoctrination, no jabs, masks or other worthless things. It is truly a blessing

Posted by: Beartooth at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (+3ARs)

702 Joy Reid is a moron and a racist, however, she's CLOSE to being right, it's a manufactured, ginned-up outrage war.

White? Not so much. This is about making Putin a monster who likes to hang with his puppet Trump.

They would have done it with a black population had it been convenient.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (DcKNO)

703 682 >>> 357 Russel Wilson traded to the Broncos.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 08, 2022 02:14 PM (8/9Tc)

For reals?

Will nurse be pissed about this or say good riddance?

I don't even know who the Geldings' current QBs are anymore...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2022 02:50 PM (llON

***

Denver included a QB...Lock? Luck? Not sure of his name.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2022 02:52 PM (axyOa)

704 Poland likely was strongarmed to provide the jets. The United States has thrown Poland under the bus (again), along with Germany and Americans.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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^^^^ THIS X1000000000 ^^^^

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 08, 2022 02:53 PM (iDcra)

705 696 Blinken got out over his skis and said Poland was sending planes to Ukraine. Poland said, umm, Fake News! (Literally).

So then we were like we will give you F16s in exchange. Polands like, okay, fine. YOU give them to Ukraine then.
Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (9otr5)

Wait until Kamala goes back over there.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2022 02:53 PM (N39Ws)

706
LOL. Fuck me runnin'. I knew beyond a doubt that this pressure from Western Eloi bankers and techlords would force a Russian slapback. As in "OK, we can't use Visa, so now you Germans can freeze off your boy-pussies in the dark. Suck it fagz."

What I *didn't* know is that those bearfuckers are a major silver exporter. If I'd known that, I'd have made a big bet on it last week. Now I have the sadz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2022 02:53 PM (SKVme)

707 @636
There is an SU-something that they just started flying, but I doubt they have many of them.

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SU-57. But afaik, it's still undergoing trials, and hasn't gone into mass-production.

Posted by: junior at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (5LMiF)

708 nood

ace.....sexy sex camps

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (FsZ2q)

709 So they convicted one of the Jan 6th guys including being in possession of a firearm .

I thought the conventional wisdom was there were no firearms on Jan 6. I hate to be wrong when this was such a big talking point.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (rmJzs)

710 628 I'll just pretend Jen Psaki is going to say this:

"BreakingNews: CDC to announce guidelines that all Americans should stay at home for 15 days to flatten the price of oil."

Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2022 02:44 PM (B2mhs)
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They'll wait tll November, mandate a nationwide lockdown for the emerging "Climate Emergency," and "temporarily postpone" all elections.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 08, 2022 02:54 PM (Udeyz)

711 Declining sweet tea because it's nasty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

You are going to get deported from SC.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (9otr5)

712 I though we didn't care about the NFL anymore.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (9otr5)

713 711 Declining sweet tea because it's nasty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

You are going to get deported from SC.
Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2022 02:55 PM (9otr5)

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I've lived in the South my whole life except 3 years in high school (IN) and 1 year abroad (Italy).

I do not like sweet tea, Sam I Am.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 08, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

714 I'm about ready to kick them to the curb for the duration.
Posted by: kraken
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Already have.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (aEubh)

715 688 Guess why racist joy reid says is the reason everyone is paying attention to Ukraine. Go on, guess.

It's full of white people?

Aside from the Africans that got kicked of buses headed for the Polish border.

Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2022 02:51 PM (kOpft)

But Joyless and her Fellow Travelers will not let us talk about black gang wars and black thugs warring on everyone in our homeland. When all you can talk about is foreign white-white wars, that's what you talk about.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (AMIL/)

716 710 seriously thinking something along that line as well. None of the economic issues can be solved or covered up by November. They will have to be more extreme than the normal October surprise.

Posted by: Dogbert at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (Z9HSN)

717 215 196
GasBuddy predicts the national average gas price, high side, will peak at $4.60+ in August.

Me, I'm going to take the over on that. The way over.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 08, 2022 01:57 PM (Mzdiz)

I have got a 1000 bux bet on 144/barrel by Memorial Day with a buddy at my watering hole
Posted by: rhennigantx

That will translate to a double sawbuck by then.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 08, 2022 02:57 PM (kfcYC)

718 The fact that he left the rifle and did not bring it along utterly negates it being even mentioned in this. Also its extremely obvious that he did not use the pistol in any remotest manner described, and hence is not even worth mentioning in any sort of indictment.
________________

If I were defending the guy, I would argue that he didn't have the intent to use the gun unlawfully, which is an element of the offense. Most likely, he brought the gun with him to use for self defense, which is not unlawful. However, we don't know what statements he made to cops. Given what we know about how these Jan. 6 defendants have been treated, it is entirely possible that cops tricked him into making some incriminating statements before providing him with an opportunity to consult counsel.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 03:01 PM (k4dH2)

719 First rule of HR: Keep the engineers happy. They design the products.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2022 03:04 PM (lKAqb)

720 314 >>Apparently Canada gonna supply us oil now. Lmfao.

What would be awesome is if we had a giant pipe that could move it from Canada straight to the refineries in the Gulf!
Posted by: garrett

The pipeline runs on electricity so it's zero emissions, same as the supertankers from SA, Venezuala and Russia. They use bunker C electricity.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 08, 2022 03:07 PM (kfcYC)

721 Sorry, it was OneTaste that combined meditation and sexual orgasm...

Posted by: Stateless at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (FsZ2q)

722 I am a transplant to the South. I love sweet tea. Make simple syrup, add instant tea and lots of fresh lemon juice. It's great in the hot weather.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (lKAqb)

723 That looks like the nose of an alcoholic but Biden is a famous non drinker, isn't he?

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I noticed that too. It's lumpy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2022 02:00 PM (sVtYq)

That was my first thought, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies? at March 08, 2022 03:11 PM (Mzdiz)

724 I am a transplant to the South. I love sweet tea. Make simple syrup, add instant tea and lots of fresh lemon juice. It's great in the hot weather.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2022 03:08 PM (lKAqb)

Publius drinks 2 quarts a day. If we used sugar instead of sugar substitute, it would be hell on his system. As it is, he drinks sugar-sweetened tea whenever we dine out.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies? at March 08, 2022 03:12 PM (Mzdiz)

725 I am a transplant to the South. I love sweet tea. Make simple syrup, add instant tea and lots of fresh lemon juice. It's great in the hot weather.
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Mint. A sprig of mint.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, unreconstructed Southerner at March 08, 2022 03:14 PM (CTJwJ)

726 First rule of HR: Keep the engineers happy. They design the products.
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I had a Director of R&D who explicitly forbade the Marketing people from bothering us outside of scheduled meetings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2022 03:16 PM (9Fwwf)

727 470
Count three says he was carrying the handgun on him while he was in the Capitol.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2022 02:25 PM (k4dH2)

First I heard of any guns there.. Except that murdering Capital policeman
Posted by: It's me donna

May have been a poptart bitten into the shape of a gun.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 08, 2022 03:21 PM (kfcYC)

728 Are those our MiG's or their MiGs? Or maybe some of each MiGs'n it up. Better not take any chances.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 08, 2022 03:25 PM (kfcYC)

729 718 The fact that he left the rifle and did not bring it along utterly negates it being even mentioned in this. Also its extremely obvious that he did not use the pistol in any remotest manner described, and hence is not even worth mentioning in any sort of indictment.
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If I were defending the guy, I would argue that he didn't have the intent to use the gun unlawfully, which is an element of the offense. Most likely, he brought the gun with him to use for self defense, which is not unlawful. However, we don't know what statements he made to cops. Given what we know about how these Jan. 6 defendants have been treated, it is entirely possible that cops tricked him into making some incriminating statements before providing him with an opportunity to consult counsel.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden

DoJ/FiB convinced his teenaged son that his father was a traitor and got him to tape him for two weeks. The kid might be inclined to kill himself once he realizes what he's done, but they got the conviction which is all that matters to them.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at March 08, 2022 03:29 PM (kfcYC)

730 2 McDoubles for $3. (or a little more). For those times when you want something fast and filling. Eat to live, not live to eat.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2022 02:24

That deal has been gone for months in my area. They're $2.39 each here.

Posted by: Bigsmith at March 08, 2022 03:32 PM (G/mW5)

731 while Democrats say 52 - 40 percent they would leave the country

Shorter Democrats: better to run away and live to oppress another day.

Posted by: Dave's not here man at March 08, 2022 04:02 PM (wGqi3)

732 By the time November roles around (if the world survives that long, not a sure thing) his numbers will be in the single digits, Drooling Joe and his posse of village idiots are doing nothing to curb inflation and after his speech today they have decided to double down on the green marxist agenda.

Posted by: SquidbillyCPO at March 08, 2022 04:07 PM (JdnFk)

733 Is this a great country or what. A drooling imbecile with no accomplishments but clearly a crooked politician is celebrated for raising a family of perverts and crooks.

Shows you in America lack of talent, skills, accomplishment, character will not stop you from going to the very top.

We are so doomed.

Posted by: Harry at March 09, 2022 12:21 AM (EcD5Y)

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