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Vicious Repeat Offender Attacks Jewish Man, Screaming Antisemitic Slurs At Him, Then Smears His Own Feces In the Face of a Woman For Not Talking to Him; Released Within Hours With No Bail Needed

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This isn't even really the Soros DA Alvin Bragg's handiwork. This is the law as New York voters want it.

He grinned and said "Shit happens" as he left court.

After smearing his shit in an innocent woman's face.


The sicko who allegedly smashed his own feces in a Bronx straphanger's face joked with cops that "s--t happens" before sneering to a Bronx judge, "F--k you, bitch."

Frank Abrokwa, 37, was busted Monday at his homeless shelter in connection to the revolting Feb. 21 attack, according to cops and police sources.

Upon arrest, he made light of the attack, quipping to cops, "S--t happens. Haha. This is a s--tty situation. Haha," Bronx Assistant District Attorney Grace Phillips said during Abrokwa's arraignment late Tuesday.

Abrokwa -- apparently impatient because Brooklyn detectives showed up to arrest him for an unrelated hate crime from September -- also made a scene in Bronx Criminal Court.

By the way, he's not mentally ill -- another report describes him as "perfectly lucid."

He's just a man who's realized there literally are no boundaries, and he can do whatever he likes without consequence.

And the state will, I'm sure, keep paying him his welfare and disability and providing him with his homeless hotel and state crack smoking facility.

Phillips requested an order of protection for the 43-year-old feces victim -- prompting an outburst from Abrokwa, who told the judge, "I don't know that b--h," referring to the victim.

...

He then lashed out at the judge, lamenting, "Why am I being mistreated by the system?"

"I'm being respectful. I'm talking to my attorney," he snapped at the jurist. "You're talking to her. Not to me. F--k you, bitch."

...

Horrifying video of the attack shows Abrokwa allegedly slapping a bag filled with his own crap in the victim's face -- and then rubbing it on the back of her head -- as she sat on a bench at the Wakefield-241st Street subway station.

Just before the attack, Abrokwa approached the victim and said, "Hey mami, how come you don't want to talk to me?," Phillips said.

A month ago, he threatened to murder an elderly Jewish man.

He'd already racked up a long record:

A criminal mischief bust in a Brooklyn LIRR station. A man sucker-punched in the Port Authority Bus Terminal in Midtown. A Bronx hardware store owner threatened with a screwdriver taken off his store's rack. Another victim punched in the face multiple times on a Harlem subway platform.

After each of these arrests he walked out of court without bail.

He has over ten charges.


Abrokwa was indeed turned over after the hearing to Brooklyn detectives for the unprovoked attack on a 46-year-old Jewish man. According to cops, he called the man a "f---ing Jew," then spat at his target before taking a swing at him.

This article discusses that attack more.


"He singled me out because he noticed I'm Jewish," said Minkowitz. "It's not even like I said something to him. I was minding my business and looking at my phone. Everything happened so quick. ... A person comes up and spits on me. I said, 'What the f--k is wrong with you?' And he said, 'F---ing Jew.'

"I got spit on for being a Jew. Just because I'm wearing a yarmulke, I should be treated like this?"

Minkowitz, his shirt covered in spit, recalled dropping his coffee as he fled the assailant. Police said the suspect announced "I'm going to kill you!" before taking a swing at the Brooklyn man.

The victim said he remains shaken by the anti-Semitic incident just a block from his office.

"You just can't forget something like this," said Minkowitz. "It was disgusting, like a big glob of spit. We both picked up our hands as if we were going to fight but it wasn't a fair fight. He was much bigger than me."


He recalled the younger attacker raising his fists in a boxer's stance before the confrontation ended.

"They made it a lawless city," said Minkowitz. "There's no law in this city. I'm glad he's caught. I feel terrible for that woman. I'm very disappointed with how the city is handling these situations."

Although the prosecutors, supposedly, argued for bail, the judge denied the request.

They really couldn't have charged him with a felony? For attacking a woman with shit? There's nothing on the books about assault with a "noxious substance"?

While Abrokwa faced misdemeanors typically not eligible for bail under the state's recent bail reform laws, the prosecutor tried to convince the judge he should he held on $5,000 cash or $15,000 bond, arguing the attack was part of a pattern of behavior.

But Licitra said since she didn't have video or victim depositions to review in his other recent arrests -- two in Manhattan, one in the Bronx -- she didn't have a legally sufficient reason to order him held.

Abrokwa was charged with misdemeanor assault with intent to cause serious injury, as well as other misdemeanors and violations, for the grotesque subway ambush. The Bronx Defenders, which is representing Abrokwa, declined comment.

So he walks again.

And he'll never even go to trial for these misdemeanors, just like he's not gone to trial for the previous ones.

Here's an idea: When you have a monster like this, you mobilize the DA's office and you stage a trial immediately. You have the witness right there. You have the videotape. You have the criminal in custody.

Empanel a jury and go.

If you can't get bail, then just go to trial. Bang. Go.

How much prep do you have to do when this monster is on video smearing shit in a woman's face?

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 Nice.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2022 02:41 PM (Ez6QX)

2 Firstclam

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 03, 2022 02:41 PM (2cfUo)

3 That is the blackest white supremacist Trump supporter I've ever seen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

4
Did he have his poop at-the-ready?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:41 PM (DUY6n)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

6 The NBA could have no finer a spokesperson.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 02:42 PM (zWpOF)

7 Did he have his poop at-the-ready?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:41 PM (DUY6n)



Seems he carried his liquid assets around in a jar at all times.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

8 New York, New York, it's a helluva town

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

9 You built this, NY.

Reap it.

I give no fucks.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Just another day in Gotham.

Posted by: kraken at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (Vr12I)

11 This is all a direct result of white supremacy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (II3Gr)

12 Upon arrest, he made light of the attack, quipping to cops, "S--t happens. Haha. This is a s--tty situation. Haha," Bronx Assistant District Attorney Grace Phillips said during Abrokwa's arraignment late Tuesday.


He's a moron?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

13 This isn't even really the Soros DA Alvin Bragg's handiwork. This is the law as New York voters want it.

==========

The be completely fair...any place with a Soros prosecutor is filled with people who want this sort of thing to happen.

These Soros prosecutors do not hide what they want or who they are. They campaign on lax sentencing and emptying jails. They are out and proud about it.

And then 15% of a city comes out to vote, and the person wins 60% of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

14 Democrats are evil. Also insane.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (5kI0z)

15
Who else here just learned what a "straphanger" is?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (DUY6n)

16 He seems nice!

Posted by: Squid at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (ErHNC)

17 Here's an idea: When you have a monster like this, you mobilize the DA's office and you stage a trial immediately. You have the witness right there. You have the videotape. You have the criminal in custody.

Empanel a jury and go.

If you can't get bail, then just go to trial. Bang. Go.

++++
But what about the 27 motion hearings and 13 pretrial hearings?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

18 The city is turning to shit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

19 8 New York, New York, it's a helluva town
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

==========

"New York is thataway, man."

"Thanks, kid!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

20
How did I go 50+ years never hearing the term straphanger??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (DUY6n)

21 I have an idea to prevent this sort of thing.


It also has the added luxury of making recidivism plummet.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (W3VUu)

22 My inner Confederate Spy smiles.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (D8mow)

23 I see he shops for his clothes at the BLM Store Inc.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (GYllL)

24 He's a gentle giant... turning his life around...

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (VJsqe)

25 Beat a Jew, smear a woman with shit. No harm, no foul, eh New York?

Posted by: kraken at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (Vr12I)

26 "Abrokwa." Nigerian? No, wait, I understand Nigerians are less IQ-challenged. Sub-Saharan Africa, anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (txdEq)

27 In a civilized country he would be fed alive to hogs.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (68A3w)

28 Who else here just learned what a "straphanger" is?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM (DUY6n)



David Carradine nods.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

29 NYC of the 70's is going to come back including the, how to put it, self-help by the public.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 03, 2022 02:45 PM (GbPPJ)

30 Do you want Paul Kersey, because this is how you get Paul Kersey?

#deathwish

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 02:45 PM (BgMrQ)

31 Keep this, uh, shit up and people are gonna go Bronson and start Death Wishing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

32
"They made it a lawless city," said Minkowitz. "There's no law in this city. I'm glad he's caught. I feel terrible for that woman. I'm very disappointed with how the city is handling these situations."

As he pulled the lever to vote Democrat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2022 02:45 PM (63Dwl)

33 Fartclams are no joke

Posted by: JTinKC at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (FoSz+)

34 Reap me.

Posted by: The Whirlwind at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (yQpMk)

35 This is how you create vigilantes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (ufFY8)

36 JIVE TURKEY >>>> FARTCLAM

Come on Ace, stop being a Jive Turkey. At least use "assclam" -- it has a nicer ring to it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

37 29 NYC of the 70's is going to come back including the, how to put it, self-help by the public.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 03, 2022 02:45 PM (GbPPJ)

==========

"Death Wish is fascistic medievalism."
-Pauline Kael, real quote

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

38 You'd be in political prison with no bail if you were White and did this to a black woman.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (iDcra)

39 Not looking up straphanger.

Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (ou23q)

40 Bernhard Goetz and his trusty Charter Arms Undercover makes a comeback.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (lz5hY)

41 This is how you get Bernard Goetz, also.

Posted by: kraken at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (Vr12I)

42 He will no doubt cure cancer.

Posted by: Don at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (nrV67)

43 >>Who else here just learned what a "straphanger" is?

I was a Dashing Dan and a Subway Straphanger for 3 years. It was Hell on Earth.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (GYllL)

44 NYC of the 70's is going to come back including the, how to put it, self-help by the public.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 03, 2022 02:45 PM (GbPPJ)
++++
Yeah, it's almost like they're running an experiment on how to deliberately cultivate vigilantism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (DU+/6)

45 A criminal mischief bust in a Brooklyn LIRR station. A man sucker-punched in the Port Authority Bus Terminal in Midtown. A Bronx hardware store owner threatened with a screwdriver taken off his store's rack. Another victim punched in the face multiple times on a Harlem subway platform.
After each of these arrests he walked out of court without bail.

He has over ten charges.


By the way, stuff like this happens here all the time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)

46 He's going to slip up and attack a homo or tranny one day and then they'll throw the book at him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (UuD2k)

47 There are things the Biden Administration is doing that makes me feel like I'm having a bag of shit shoved in my face every single day. No matter what I do, the smell of the shit never comes off.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (BCSAN)

48 O Rotten Gotham - Sliding Down into the Behavioral Sink

Tom Wolfe wrote that in 1968. He hadn't seen anything yet.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (II3Gr)

49 38 You'd be in political prison with no bail if you were White and did this to a black woman.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (iDcra)

-----
No shit!

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (VJsqe)

50 Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

https://youtu.be/UIE4UjBtx-o

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (SH2Zi)

51 In a civilized country he would be fed alive to hogs.
Posted by: Minuteman at March 03, 2022


***
A civilized country would never have allowed him to enter in the first place.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (txdEq)

52 Do you want Paul Kersey, because this is how you get Paul Kersey?

#deathwish
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 02:45 PM (BgMrQ)



Kersey would be HELD without bail.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

53 "They made it a lawless city," said Minkowitz. "There's no law in this city. I'm glad he's caught. I feel terrible for that woman. I'm very disappointed with how the city is handling these situations."

***

"they"

Sorry but if you keep hitting yourself in the forehead every few years I have no interest in listening to you complain about your headaches.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (W3VUu)

54 Let's just call this what it is. The elites have successfully funded a legal system that makes it plain to everyone that certain political groups are exempt from any law.

Members of non-favored groups will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, even ex post facto.

Their stated goal is to use this blatant disparate treatment to bring down society, so they can remake western civilization into a neo feudal society.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (5kI0z)

55 Betcha stuff changes the moment a judge gets the same treatment.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (KAi1n)

56 send money right away email from the NYS Atty Gen campaign:

Already, the fear-mongering has begun. The Republican pick for attorney general has insisted that Democratic leadership in New York has led to both "death" and "destruction," and has touted himself as the one who can save New York from itself.

But that isn't the truth. The truth is that Attorney General James has fought every single day to hold the dark and powerful forces of New York accountable. The truth is that she has taken up the fight against some of the most wealthy and influential organizations, companies, and people in our country in order to defend the voiceless and vulnerable. The truth is that Letitia James is the fierce defender that New York deserves.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (Ynyl9)

57 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Bernard Goetz at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (sWM8x)

58 Fartclam malfunction, causing a shitstorm.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (ufFY8)

59 Looks like we are all on the same page down here in the gray box area, ace.

Posted by: kraken at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (Vr12I)

60 20
How did I go 50+ years never hearing the term straphanger??

I went that long without hearing fartclam

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (2cfUo)

61 53 "They made it a lawless city," said Minkowitz. "There's no law in this city. I'm glad he's caught. I feel terrible for that woman. I'm very disappointed with how the city is handling these situations."

***

"they"
Sorry but if you keep hitting yourself in the forehead every few years I have no interest in listening to you complain about your headaches.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (W3VUu)

=======

Probably didn't even bother to vote last time because what difference does it make?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

62 No bail for black offenders = back out on the street in hours.

No bail for White offenders = solitary confinement never to be back out on the street.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (iDcra)

63 43 >>Who else here just learned what a "straphanger" is?

I was a Dashing Dan and a Subway Straphanger for 3 years. It was Hell on Earth.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (GYllL)

What's a straphanger?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (z5Vrg)

64
By the way, stuff like this happens here all the time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)



2cities1cup.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

65 I used to get upset at stuff like this. Now I just think it's funny. I'm fine if he goes on a shit spree and smears shit on everyone who's left in New York.

Posted by: Dave at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (mXUCw)

66 15
Who else here just learned what a "straphanger" is?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM

Well, I thought I did, but in the context of this story, I don't see where lesbians and dildos are involved.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (JCZqz)

67 I put this story in a post yesterday. Doesn't the Judge have any leeway seeing how he was acting in court and also yelling "Fuck you" at the Judge?

Posted by: Cheri at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

68 The truth is that Letitia James is the fierce defender that New York deserves.


She's not wrong.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

69 39 Not looking up straphanger.
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (ou23q)

It refers to people who ride the subway. Standing passengers hang on to straps attached overhead to keep their balance. Thus "straphangers."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (II3Gr)

70
What's a straphanger?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (z5Vrg)


$30, same as in town.

Inflation, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

71 He's a moron?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:43 PM


Has anyone ever seen Kurt?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (RkC6l)

72 How did I go 50+ years never hearing the term straphanger??
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (DUY6n)


You don't live anywhere with a subway system, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

73
Dad was extra mean with the punishment when we got caught doing wrong. He said, "And that's for the other ten times you didn't get caught!"

This criminal's official record is just 1/10th of his actual criminal history. God only knows how many people he's pushed into the street or subway train.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (DUY6n)

74 but unlawful parading at the Capitol is a serious crime.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (Ynyl9)

75 Offering the victim an order of protection is just fucking pathetic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

76 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (arJlL)

77 NBA fan. Huh.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (vrz2I)

78 Right, we all have to wear get a vaccine, wear masks, distance, be shut up inside our homes because of the danger others pose to us just by existing. But running shit in each others' faces? Nah, that's not dangerous.

This country.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (KFhLj)

79
Has anyone ever seen Kurt?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (RkC6l)]



He IS in NYC.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Bernie Goetz to the white curtesy phone, Bernie Goetz....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (8D42x)

81 A civilized country would never have allowed him to enter in the first place.

That train done left the station.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (Xrfse)

82 Brought to you by the NY Tourist Agency, Broadway, and Times Square con-artists and hookers.

Take some of NY home with you, STDs and cholera.

Posted by: Scott_T at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (2waQ7)

83 Impatiently waiting to purchase a "They did this" sticker featuring NYC voters who actually vote Democrat without fail in each election cycle.

Posted by: itzWicks at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (bGkHK)

84 Diversity is our strength, right?

Posted by: Squid at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (ErHNC)

85 After years of their social efforts being unable to address the racial disparity in criminal charges / prison sentences, they decided to just do away with crime.

Swift release without bail for the protected classes. Little to no jail time except for crimes like murder and arson (maybe).

They did the same thing with school discipline.

Posted by: Revenant at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (C35Jn)

86 So glad I no longer live in NYC.

I've also haven't had to work in NYC in almost a year so that's nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (+tA4N)

87 What's a straphanger?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (z5Vrg)

$35, same as in town.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (SH2Zi)

88 The world is turning into Chapelle's Show.

Posted by: the other coyote at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (NbpZ/)

89
Wait, what's a "dashing dan?"

I love these terms.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (DUY6n)

90 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (arJlL)

I see your hiya and raise you a yo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (FR4v8)

91 Where's Charles Bronson when NY needs him?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (J99NO)

92 Enjoy the diversity!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (2Padd)

93

HE'S BLACK DAMMIT HE'S EXPERIENCED THE HORRORS OF SLAVERY FOR GOD'S SAKE

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (XnbJC)

94 Bernard Goetz is the hero we need.

Posted by: Shaftoe at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (gS/r9)

95 90 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (arJlL)

I see your hiya and raise you a yo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (FR4v

Careful JT...he looks hungry!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (BgMrQ)

96 Demons everywhere

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (lCui1)

97 70
What's a straphanger?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (z5Vrg)

$30, same as in town.

Inflation, you know.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

$35, same as in town.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 02:50 PM (SH2Zi)

This inflation is getting out of control.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (z5Vrg)

98 Has anyone ever seen Kurt?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (RkC6l)]


He IS in NYC.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM


Hmmm.....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (RkC6l)

99 Not into straphangers. Sang a song about it.

Posted by: Zombie Meatloaf at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (KFhLj)

100 I really want to attend a NYMomee one day... will any Morons be living there still by the time I can make one? Or will you all have escaped?

Maybe will have to aim for the CO or TX meetups..

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (+mkOR)

101 Perfect spokesman for the NBA.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (4thlk)

102 They aren't "creating vigilantes." People these days are no longer made of that sort of thing. Maybe it's the soy diets, I don't know, but this is also why we don't have white mobs pushing back, or why there is never retaliation against Muzzies for terror attacks.

That's not who we are anymore.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (mR6Gs)

103 Frank Abrokwa, 37 and a Harvard grad, was busted Monday at his homeless shelter in connection to the revolting Feb. 21 attack, according to cops and police sources.


Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Hiya Cannibal ! Regards to Heidi !

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (arJlL)

105 this country is gonna be real surprised when vigilante justice begins breaking out all over the place.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (IJES/)

106 91 Where's Charles Bronson when NY needs him?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (J99NO)
___________

Come back, Bernhard Goetz, all is forgiven.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (2Padd)

107 So, how is this Trump's fault? He overestimated the value of a property to a prospective buyer, and that led a young man to become obsessed with shoving feces in women's faces?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

108 This is a man who really enjoys his work.

Posted by: ALH at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (g6nAX)

109 How did I go 50+ years never hearing the term straphanger??
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022
*
You don't live anywhere with a subway system, I'm guessing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2022


***
In the '60s and '70s when I rode the local buses, if the seats were all taken, you hung on to a strap. They weren't used only in subway cars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (txdEq)

110 A straphanger ought to be the place they keep the whips to use on this guy, before they throw him in the pokey for 30 days per offense.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (5kI0z)

111 Where's Charles Bronson when NY needs him?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM (J99NO)

Yeah, now we can get all manner of LGTBBQZ++** woke remakes of these classics.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (SH2Zi)

112 There's actually another use for the term "straphanger," which is probably derivative: As background, paratroopers have to jump once every 3 months or go to a refresher course. Say Unit A is doing a jump from 2 C-130's, which would take 124 paratroopers, but Unit A only has 118 men. Someone will fill up the airplane with 6 random troopers who need a jump before they go non-current. Those 6 random troopers are known as "straphangers." They don't participate in the operation after the jump and their units need to get them transportation from the drop zone back to garrison after they turn in their parachutes.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (BMmaB)

113 Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name

in news at March 03, 2022 02:49 PM (DUY6n)

Heard the same line.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (FR4v8)

114 What's a straphanger?
---
It's a Rusty Trombone for your fartclam.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (sWM8x)

115 I keep saying we will look back on these as the "good old days."

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (9otr5)

116 was extra mean with the punishment when we got caught doing wrong. He said, "And that's for the other ten times you didn't get caught!"

Dad, is that you?

Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (ou23q)

117 2cities1cup.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)


Seriously though, just recently some multiple felon stole a car and hit a school bus hard enough to knock it on its side and send it sliding through someone's yard. Luckily there were no kids in it. Released on his own recognizance, and the stolen car owner has to pay $2,500 to get his car out of impound.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Ez6QX)

118 But if an election were held today, all the jackwagons who instituted this ridiculous New York justice system would all be re-elected.

You know I'm right.

But thankfully, it's another beautiful day in Florida.

Posted by: SlaveDog at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (W5M9H)

119 Introducing:

Bag 'O Shit

No, its not Joe Biden. Its a literal bag 'o shit. Just in time for St. Paddy's day! Carry it with you and assault the first homeless you see before he assaults you!

Posted by: Vigilante Bag 'O Shit Justice at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (MQeb9)

120 >>Wait, what's a "dashing dan?"

I love these terms.
Posted by: Soothsayer

A Long Island Railroad Straphanger.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (GYllL)

121 118 But if an election were held today, all the jackwagons who instituted this ridiculous New York justice system would all be re-elected.

You know I'm right.

But thankfully, it's another beautiful day in Florida.
Posted by: SlaveDog at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (W5M9H)

=========

"There's no point in voting. It won't change anything."
-84% of New York residents

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

122
Heard the same line.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


And they were right.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (DUY6n)

123 "I'm very disappointed with how the city is handling these situations."

Disappointed. Disappointed? Maybe you should be outraged or furious or possibly even livid about what that shithole is doing to decent law abiding citizens. Maybe you should have absolute disgust and contempt for anyone who voted for this garbage. Maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't have voted for it you dumb motherfucker.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (Vxu+H)

124 NYC of the 70's is going to come back including the, how to put it, self-help by the public.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at March 03, 2022 02:45 PM (GbPPJ)
***

Yup.
There was a time when the neighborhood godfathers would put an end to this. Time for a bit of revival.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (axyOa)

125 That "care in the community" for vagrants, drug addicts, and alcoholics is working out just great.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (2Padd)

126 But Trump said "fartclam."

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (MkuC5)

127 Let's just call this what it is. The elites have successfully funded a legal system that makes it plain to everyone that certain political groups are exempt from any law.

Members of non-favored groups will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, even ex post facto.

Their stated goal is to use this blatant disparate treatment to bring down society, so they can remake western civilization into a neo feudal society.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 03, 2022 02:47 PM (5kI0z)

Democrats need black voters, nuff said

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (mR6Gs)

128 Dad was extra mean with the punishment when we got caught doing wrong. He said, "And that's for the other ten times you didn't get caught!"

I didn't do shit, and still got punished. Looking back on it I should've just gone ahead and been the demonic, degenerate hellion my parents treated me as.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (II3Gr)

129 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (BMmaB)
---
Huh. Now I didn't know THAT use of "straphanger."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (sWM8x)

130 94 Bernard Goetz is the hero we need.
Posted by: Shaftoe at March 03, 2022 02:51 PM

You want Bernard Goetz.
You'd take a 25% chance at prosecuting offenses.
You'll get a faceful of shit, higher taxes, and called a racist.

Posted by: Sad Reality at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

131 Of course these parasites in office would change their minds the second they were jumping around trying to brush peanut flecked feces off of their Brooks Bros. suits. But, it's not a concern for them and never will be. They don't have to associate in any way with the hoi polloi.

But if things continue the way they are, it might just be a concern for them in the very near future.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (wAnMi)

132 I look forward to full Thunderdome.
At least shiteaters like this will face immediate consequences.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (XvPQV)

133 I think about this animal and the phrase "praiseworthy homicide" comes to mind.

But that was New York, and elections have consequences.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (asG9z)

134 "You're talking to her. Not to me. F--k you, bitch."

I would bet every penny I have that if *I* said "F--k you, bitch" to a judge at the very least I would be spending some time in a cell for contempt.

I am really tired of multiple sets of rules.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (EughT)

135 The Dukie of New York.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (63Dwl)

136 I will let Heidi know JT.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (FR4v8)

137 "There's no point in voting. It won't change anything."
-84% of New York residents
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
____________

"You changed things for the worse through voting, didn't you?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (2Padd)

138 DailyExposeUK:

BREAKING: Official Biochemical and Statistical Evidence 100% confirms Moderna created Covid-19

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 02:55 PM (RHGPo)

139 He could end up in an alley with a bullet in his head. Just let the public know when he walks out of court.

Posted by: Roy at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (Pj9mr)

140 138 DailyExposeUK:

BREAKING: Official Biochemical and Statistical Evidence 100% confirms Moderna created Covid-19
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 02:55 PM (RHGPo)

======

I'm tellin' ya...if you include links, Ace will make you the new Tami and credit you all the time for the source of his content.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

141 How much prep do you have to do when this monster is on video smearing shit in a woman's face?

It will take at least two months for tge competing sheik evals, one will claim he's crazy, the other that he's as sane as a judge.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (qpXD6)

142 I remember every subway car always smelled vaguely of shit.

Nowadays you get your own bag!

I (heart) NY....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (uVDu4)

143 Marie Oakes @TheMarieOakes
For the first time in history, a U.S. city has hit an average gas price of $5 per gallon.

San Francisco $5.06/gal
Los Angeles $5.01/gal

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (UHVv4)

144
This is how you get NYPD Death Squads.

Of course, being the NYPD I expect that they'll go after ShitHead and end up hanging a Jewish-Chinese grandmother from a lamppost by mistake. Oops, wrong perp, sorry 'bout that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (n+4am)

145 Frank Abrokwa, 37 and a Harvard grad, was busted Monday at his homeless shelter in connection to the revolting Feb. 21 attack, according to cops and police sources.


He actually doesn't sound stupid, cracking jokes and making puns.
He seems well-aware of what he's doing.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (mR6Gs)

146 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (II3Gr)

Yep, I've seen kids go full Fartclam because of that shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (FR4v8)

147 Black Privilege.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (Oo3Dw)

148
That's not who we are anymore.
Posted by: JoeF.

oh, it is totally who we are. this shiz is happening in blue shitholes, not at all in places where people are courteous and respectful. like maybe alabama, oklahoma, or nebeaska for example. i guarantee there will be instant reparations taken on a perp in these places.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (IJES/)

149 143 Marie Oakes @TheMarieOakes
For the first time in history, a U.S. city has hit an average gas price of $5 per gallon.

San Francisco $5.06/gal
Los Angeles $5.01/gal
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (UHVv4)

========

I wonder why Biden doesn't have majority support in California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

150 There was a time when the neighborhood godfathers would put an end to this. Time for a bit of revival.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (axyOa)
____________

An outcome that represents the best case now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (2Padd)

151 A top Russian general has been killed amid bitter fighting in Ukraine in what represents a major blow to the Russian invasion. Major General Andrey Sukhovetsky, who was the deputy commander of the 41st Combined Arms Army of Russia's Central Military District, died yesterday as Ukrainian defence forces repelled the Russian offensive

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (RHGPo)

152 Seriously though, just recently some multiple felon stole a car and hit a school bus hard enough to knock it on its side and send it sliding through someone's yard. Luckily there were no kids in it. Released on his own recognizance, and the stolen car owner has to pay $2,500 to get his car out of impound.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Ez6QX)

yeah, i'd tell the ins company it was totaled and leave the car...

that's so fucking stupid.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (8D42x)

153 Upon hearing this, Jewish support for Democrats in NYC plummeted from 92.77% to 92.71%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (OalnH)

154 "You changed things for the worse through voting, didn't you?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (2Padd)


In fact, voted so that voting didn't matter.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (wAnMi)

155 This is how you get NYPD Death Squads.

Are you serious?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (mR6Gs)

156 I would bet every penny I have that if *I* said "F--k you, bitch" to a judge at the very least I would be spending some time in a cell for contempt.

***

If you tried that in the county where I live, your ass would be living on water and bologna sandwiches for the next 6 months and seeing the Sun a half an hour a week.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (W3VUu)

157 Yiiiiikes.

You wanted the 70's era "gritty" and un-Disney-fied NYC back, you guyz, and you got it -- enjoy!

Posted by: The Who at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (MmndN)

158 There was a time when the neighborhood godfathers would put an end to this. Time for a bit of revival. Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (axyOa)

I've been predicting for some time that the inevitable end state in many urban areas is going to be ethnically segregated neighborhoods with their security being provided by gangs, warlords, and cartels that operate with the tacit tolerance of the municipal authorities. Think Beirut or Belfast.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (BMmaB)

159 I can't believe how all the lessons from the Giuliani years have been lost in NYC, and all the gains squandered, in less than a generation. Stunning. All because he ticks the wrong political box. Didn't they boo him at something recently?

The museum of the city of NY has a video on the history of the city, narrated by Stanley Tucci. I was interested in how they would handle the Giuliani years.

Answer: nothing.

They explained away the revitalization efforts he did as "New Yorkers took their city back", not because of his broken windows policy. They could not give him an ounce of credit. And no mention of him during 9/11 if I recall.

This rewriting, whitewashing, and lies by omission is how history dies in real time.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (+mkOR)

160 Updated Tourist Promo:

I "Shart" NY

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dfRN6)

161 Headline:

White House discussing sending Harris to Warsaw, Bucharest.


I'd love to be a fly on the wall for those discussions.

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2022 02:57 PM (G0vdT)

162 Witness California, ready to bring back mental hospitals with mandatory commitment. All it took was hitting the wealthy class a few times.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (5HBd1)

163 Next up: Senator Abrokwa.

Or maybe Associate Justice Abrokwa.

You heard it here first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (2Padd)

164
Why do I get the impression that, in the world of Big Pharma, Pfizer is the Democrats and Moderna is the Republican party?

Seems like Moderna keeps getting muckraked while Pfizer, who is even worse than Moderna, is the sweet, innocent, "darling" of pandemic.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (DUY6n)

165 MSM: Oil is icky and yucky and we really need to stop using it

Also MSM: Oh my god gas is expensive now and people can't afford it

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (OalnH)

166 Where have you gone Bernie Goetz
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Woo-hoo-hoo

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (UHVv4)

167 Fuck me with your mean cock, Ace

Posted by: Sinead O'Conner at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (0of/s)

168 ...I should've just gone ahead and been the demonic, degenerate hellion my parents treated me as.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

****

You mean you're NOT a lawyer?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (jMckO)

169
"...Dashing Dan approached the straphanger from behind. "Close you eyes and say the magic word" Dan whispered in in his ear. The straphanger's eyes closed, and through trembling lips he whispered "fartclam..."

Posted by: Danielle Steele at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (DUIap)

170 BREAKING: Official Biochemical and Statistical Evidence 100% confirms Moderna created Covid-19

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

171 If this person lived in FL he probably wouldn't be by now.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (3DZIZ)

172 If Bloomberg and Wall Street are okay with it, what do you expect me to do about it?!

You really do have to move out of that wretched shithole if you live there, and if you insist on staying at least join GOA. Or the JDL, in this specific case.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (Eqkqm)

173 "There's no point in voting. It won't change anything."
-84% of New York residents
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

A random Youtube video by a black political scientist showed me these pretty charts that says any Republican is a Nazi just screaming to get out. That convinced me that I'll never vote for anyone who's not a Democrat again. And if the Democrat sucks, it's because he's not left-wing enough.

-65% of New York residents

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (BCSAN)

174 In the '60s and '70s when I rode the local buses, if the seats were all taken, you hung on to a strap. They weren't used only in subway cars.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (txdEq)


It also morphed into an army term used for the entourage that always followed the general around.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (axyOa)

175 Why do I get the impression that, in the world of Big Pharma, Pfizer is the Democrats and Moderna is the Republican party?

___

Did Moderna just agree to do 95% of what Pfizer said it wants to do? If so, then yes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (OalnH)

176 Witness California, ready to bring back mental hospitals with mandatory commitment. All it took was hitting the wealthy class a few times.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (5HBd1)
_________

Where'd you see that? That would be great, but the problem is a series of Supreme Court decisions that at the present preclude that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (2Padd)

177 Updated Tourist Promo:

I "Shart" NY
----------------------------
What a great defecation!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (UHVv4)

178 What do we think the outcome of encouraging this kind of culture would be?

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (FXYsU)

179 165 MSM: Oil is icky and yucky and we really need to stop using it

Also MSM: Oh my god gas is expensive now and people can't afford it
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (OalnH)

==========

Also, also MSM: "Hey...trial balloon...high gas prices are pretty awesome because it makes green energy less comparatively expensive?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

180 Released on his own recognizance, and the stolen car owner has to pay $2,500 to get his car out of impound.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Ez6QX)



That's really fucked off.

Punished for someone stealing your car.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

181 He actually doesn't sound stupid, cracking jokes and making puns. He seems well-aware of what he's doing.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (mR6Gs)

It's performance art!!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (BMmaB)

182 oh, it is totally who we are. this shiz is happening in blue shitholes, not at all in places where people are courteous and respectful. like maybe alabama, oklahoma, or nebeaska for example. i guarantee there will be instant reparations taken on a perp in these places.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (IJES/)

I disagree.

People are soft, and even when they are tough--like in the areas you mention--anyone who would do anything quickly realizes they have too much to lose and decide not to retaliate,

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (mR6Gs)

183 You mean you're NOT a lawyer?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (jMckO)

🖕

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (II3Gr)

184 I like how that Jewish guy literally said,


"For this I should be mistreated?"

i mean, come on dude.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (0G13K)

185 A top Russian general has been killed amid bitter fighting in Ukraine in what represents a major blow to the Russian invasion. Major General Andrey Sukhovetsky, who was the deputy commander of the 41st Combined Arms Army of Russia's Central Military District, died yesterday as Ukrainian defence forces repelled the Russian offensive
==
If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

Posted by: Busted Fartclam Jr. at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (1jrZC)

186 170 BREAKING: Official Biochemical and Statistical Evidence 100% confirms Moderna created Covid-19
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

==========

*finger guns*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

187 and we all know that there are people who very seriously believe that all these problems with the homeless would disappear under Socialism (Real Socialism, not the ersatz socialism that was already tried)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (Ynyl9)

188
If this subhuman thing spat at someone and that someone decked him, or worse, how much you want to bet the victim would have been charged with a "hate crime?"

Be a real shame if this guy were to wake up one morning with this throat slit and ventilated with 9mm holes like a Swiss cheese.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (s2VJv)

189 Where'd you see that? That would be great, but the problem is a series of Supreme Court decisions that at the present preclude that.
------------------------
I think there's a link in today's Art Thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (UHVv4)

190 San Francisco $5.06/gal
Los Angeles $5.01/gal
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 02:56 PM (UHVv4)


I've seen it up to $5.40 for 87 in some areas in San Jose.
Most of the brand names are all over $5 now. I just topped off a couple of days ago $4.80 for 92. I get gas whenever I'm passing a cheap place with minimal lines.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (wAnMi)

191 okay he said, " I should be treated like this?"

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (0G13K)

192 The market doesn't like what the stooge they stuck us with is doing. Go figure.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (D8mow)

193 Looks like the Moderna story is coming from Daily Mail:

https://tinyurl.com/y6xfyzw5

(link to lew rockwell.)

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (5HBd1)

194 I "Shart" NY Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (UHVv4)

Who does Nadler represent?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (BMmaB)

195
"Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games ..."

I love the smell of Communist Utopia in the morning --
It smells like shit.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (G0mRd)

196 173 A random Youtube video by a black political scientist showed me these pretty charts that says any Republican is a Nazi just screaming to get out. That convinced me that I'll never vote for anyone who's not a Democrat again. And if the Democrat sucks, it's because he's not left-wing enough.

-65% of New York residents
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (BCSAN)

=========

"Why organize? My neighbors might find out that I don't suck tranny dick and then they'll send antifa after me."
-Every Republican in New York

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

197 What a great defecation!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (UHVv4)

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Kudos for 70s tourism ad reference!

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (VJsqe)

198 600 volts from the third rail would dry him and his poop out pretty quickly. Next to a ventilator please.

Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (FhXTo)

199 165 MSM: Oil is icky and yucky and we really need to stop using it

Also MSM: Oh my god gas is expensive now and people can't afford it
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (OalnH)
______________

Still more MSM: Damn that Trump for causing this problem

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (2Padd)

200 Hard to not appreciate a people who order their clothes from wish dot com.

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (Oo3Dw)

201 Eh it's probably fine.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (TRFQS)

202 184 I like how that Jewish guy literally said,

"For this I should be mistreated?"

i mean, come on dude.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (0G13K)

Ace, you need to add "in Jackie Mason voice."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (s2VJv)

203 Why do I get the impression that, in the world of Big Pharma, Pfizer is the Democrats and Moderna is the Republican party?

___

Did Moderna just agree to do 95% of what Pfizer said it wants to do? If so, then yes.
==
There is only ONE party/pharma.

Posted by: Busted Fartclam Jr. Philosopher at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (odCk5)

204 Prediction: There will be a bill proposed by a Dem to give every American a $15K credit towards purchasing a new EV. Or a cash for clunkers type deal, where you trade in the old gas car for a new EV and get $15K.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)

205 How can the New York Times possibly read and "debunk" a 136 page report on voter fraud, all on the same day that the report was published?

The article is called, "Wisconsin Republicans' Election Report Endorses Debunked Legal Theories." The New York Times article starts out by saying: "A Republican report on the 2020 election in Wisconsin endorsed a host of debunked claims of fraud"

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (RHGPo)

206 A straphanger is a subway rider who stands and holds the over head rail . there used to be leather straps on early subway cars.

Posted by: firecubed at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (vwM8Q)

207 MSM: Oil is icky and yucky and we really need to stop using it

Also MSM: Oh my god gas is expensive now and people can't afford it
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (OalnH)

Make no mistake--they love the high gas prices and intend to keep them high

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (mR6Gs)

208 Emerald Robinson details why the Wisconsin Election Reports should be read by everyone

tinyurl.com/4yeesa9

Unfortunately The View mindset won't allow that.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (y7DUB)

209 198 600 volts from the third rail would dry him and his poop out pretty quickly. Next to a ventilator please.
Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (FhXTo)
_____________

There are so many people who should be introduced to the third rail that street lights would dim.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (2Padd)

210 What's the good word?

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (+ya+t)

211 165 MSM: Oil is icky and yucky and we really need to stop using it
Also MSM: Oh my god gas is expensive now and people can't afford it
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM

Dem voter: OMG it's simple the government should ban gas cars and force everyone to buy Teslas.

Also Dem voters: I can't afford to pay back my student loans, and I won't work for less than $200k a year because I have a PhD and deserve it.

Posted by: Sad Reality at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

212 I've seen it up to $5.40 for 87 in some areas in San Jose.
Most of the brand names are all over $5 now. I just topped off a couple of days ago $4.80 for 92. I get gas whenever I'm passing a cheap place with minimal lines.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (wAnMi)

The only thing that makes gasoline "brand name" is the additives. Every gas station in your area probably gets their gas from the same terminal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (UuD2k)

213 This is horrible. And Democrats are horrible. But what can I do, vote for a Nazi Republican?
- NYC voters

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (OalnH)

214 It's New York City. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (Fs5vw)

215 Guilty as hell, free as a bird in prairie fire times.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (KrdMr)

216 Make no mistake--they love the high gas prices and intend to keep them high
Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 03:01 PM (mR6Gs)
____________

Steven Chu, as Energy Secretary, said as much. Made me wonder if he owned a rickshaw dealership or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (2Padd)

217 What's the good word?

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (+ya+t)

It seems to still be Fartclam.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (FR4v8)

218 Hopefully he will eventually pick on the wrong person. Pitiful that seems to be the only solution to he and others like him.

Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (AmoqO)

219 They want the bad old days of 1970s Times Square I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (II3Gr)

220 LOLGF, NYC voted for this good and hard.

And they'll vote for it again this fall, next fall and every fall after.

Even a flatworm will turn away from pain. Not New Yorkers, though.

Posted by: Well at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (HPCZa)

221 The only thing that makes gasoline "brand name" is the additives. Every gas station in your area probably gets their gas from the same terminal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (UuD2k)

___

Yep. I've tried to tell my wife that for 15 years, and yet she still insists that she wants to buy "good" gas and not "no name" gas. Oy vey....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (OalnH)

222 People are soft, and even when they are tough--like in the areas you mention--anyone who would do anything quickly realizes they have too much to lose and decide not to retaliate,
Posted by: JoeF

I see your doubts and raise you pent up rage.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (J99NO)

223 BREAKING: Owners of the newly dubbed Washington Commanders are already considering another name change. Due to its viral popularity (over 60,000 uses in a 24 hour period at one smart military blog), and wanting to get out in front of a trending phenomenon, the Washington Commanders will become the Washington Fartclams. Said one executive with the franchise, " When I think of Washington DC, I can't help but think of fartclams.". However, legal trouble may be on the horizon as the newly named Cleveland Guardians may also be considering the moniker. When asked for comment, the only statement released has been, "You can't have Cleveland Steamers without Cleveland Fartclams.".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (9RtK7)

224 Sorry to disappoint you, but OK had a new citizen cut off a co-worker's head a few years back. The insane are everywhere.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (5HBd1)

225 204 Prediction: There will be a bill proposed by a Dem to give every American a $15K credit towards purchasing a new EV. Or a cash for clunkers type deal, where you trade in the old gas car for a new EV and get $15K.
------------------
Where is all this electricity gonna come from? Russia?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (D8mow)

226 BREAKING: Official Biochemical and Statistical Evidence 100% confirms Moderna created Covid-19
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

link?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)

227 214 It's New York City. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (Fs5vw)


Four more months and I am free . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

228 This busty brunette on a boat has never been happier to *not* be a New Yorker:
https://is.gd/bEhTPt

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

229 >>>Ace, you need to add "in Jackie Mason voice."


exactly

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (0G13K)

230 135 The Dukie of New York.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (63Dwl)

A-Numbah 1!

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

231 I'm seeing more and more New York and New Jersey license plates here.

For heaven's sake, if you're moving here to escape, LEAVE YOUR LIBERAL POLITICS AT HOME.

Plus, GA is full.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

232 I believe it's gotten to the point where thugs are trying to be Thug King of the Hill for a day or two, and get their name in the news and on Twitter. They all know by now what will get them held in jail and what won't.

"Yo man, you think you badass for hittin' an old lady in the head with a hammer? Here, hold my beer while I take a dump in this bag then an' smear it across a lady's face in that subway station!"

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (AMIL/)

233 Be a real shame if this guy were to wake up one morning with this throat slit and ventilated with 9mm holes like a Swiss cheese.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (s2VJv)

What a "terrible" thing to say

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (XvPQV)

234 What do we think the outcome of encouraging this kind of culture would be?

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 

Just spitballing.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (AhUoh)

235 Kudos for 70s tourism ad reference!
--------------------
We 29-year-olds have good memories.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (UHVv4)

236 The only thing that makes gasoline "brand name" is the additives. Every gas station in your area probably gets their gas from the same terminal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (UuD2k)
_____________

The same pipelines. They place a "pig" in the line to separate batches for different companies.

Batches? We don't need no stinkin' batches!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (2Padd)

237 Sorry I have no sympathy. That is why I moved away from NY.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (gmo/4)

238 Kind of a metaphor for the country. They're smearing shit in our faces and we're doing nothing about it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (H8QX8)

239 Where is all this electricity gonna come from? Russia?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (D8mow)

___

Moldova. Wink, wink.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (OalnH)

240 Guy would have died had it been me

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (AqHD6)

241 @159 I can't believe how all the lessons from the Giuliani years have been lost in NYC, and all the gains squandered, in less than a generation. Stunning. All because he ticks the wrong political box. Didn't they boo him at something recently?

----

Part of it is Bloomberg's fault. "Stop and frisk" is mentally linked by most people to "Broken windows policing". Broken Windows was implemented under Giuliani, so people assume that Stop and Frisk - which is openly attacked as racist - was implemented under Giuliani.

But that's incorrect. Bloomberg was mayor when Stop and Frisk was implemented. Broken Windows had already been proven a success, and Bloomberg wanted to go even further to burnish his law and order credentials.

Posted by: junior at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (TqHwO)

242 225 204 Prediction: There will be a bill proposed by a Dem to give every American a $15K credit towards purchasing a new EV. Or a cash for clunkers type deal, where you trade in the old gas car for a new EV and get $15K.
------------------
Where is all this electricity gonna come from? Russia?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (D8mow)


What they don't tell you is that the EV you get will have the Fred Flintstone/Gilligan power train.

I.E. the driver's legs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (s2VJv)

243 aren't all bodily fluids/products considered bio hazards these days?
Charge him with domestic terrorism, attempted murder involving bio weapons.
(and who knows where's he's been, and what he got there)

Posted by: barbarausa at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (f5Tiu)

244 223 BREAKING: Owners of the newly dubbed Washington Commanders are already considering another name change. Due to its viral popularity (over 60,000 uses in a 24 hour period at one smart military blog), and wanting to get out in front of a trending phenomenon, the Washington Commanders will become the Washington Fartclams. Said one executive with the franchise, " When I think of Washington DC, I can't help but think of fartclams.". However, legal trouble may be on the horizon as the newly named Cleveland Guardians may also be considering the moniker. When asked for comment, the only statement released has been, "You can't have Cleveland Steamers without Cleveland Fartclams.".
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So America doesn't like a football team named for Joe Biden's dog? Racists.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (D8mow)

245 Steven Chu, as Energy Secretary, said as much. Made me wonder if he owned a rickshaw dealership or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (2Padd)

Butt boy said they don't want permanent solutions to temporary problems.

Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (AmoqO)

246 Be a turrible thing if Tater ran into this guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

247 The Dukie of New York.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2022 02:54 PM (63Dwl)

A-Numbah 1!

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (Rl7KJ)

A numbah 2.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (SH2Zi)

248 I see your doubts and raise you pent up rage.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (J99NO)

Incidents of pent-up rage will be dealt with harshly by the "authoritahs"

And don't mistake my doubts for disagreement with you

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)

249 For heaven's sake, if you're moving here to escape, LEAVE YOUR LIBERAL POLITICS AT HOME.

Plus, GA is full.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

___

That's what we said. Didn't work.
- Arizona, Nevada, Colorado

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (OalnH)

250 Those 6 random troopers are known as "straphangers." They don't participate in the operation after the jump and their units need to get them transportation from the drop zone back to garrison after they turn in their parachutes.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 02:52 PM (BMmaB)

My unit jumped fairly often but I knew guys who did jumps with other units like this because they were working towards their Jumpmaster qualification, a good thing to have if you were going career. Lots of points.

Posted by: troyriser at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (+UKMq)

251 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania, in the coming days to show solidarity with Ukraine as it faces an escalating Russian invasion, sources familiar with the conversations tell The Hill."
and to visit troops there and potentially visit the border of Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/54hxk3ta

Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (NpAcC)

252 Where is all this electricity gonna come from? Russia?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (D8mow)
______________

Batteries! (I was seriously told this once.)

A modest proposal: we get all the vagrants, criminals, perverts, communists, etc. and put them on stationary bikes hooked up to generators.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (2Padd)

253 Nothing says trustworthy like dailyexpose .uk

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (zWpOF)

254 The only thing that makes gasoline "brand name" is the additives. Every gas station in your area probably gets their gas from the same terminal. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM (UuD2k)

There is a quality difference between "branded" and "unbranded" which has to do with the additives. You are correct that all of the gasoline is the same otherwise, with the possible exception that some stations may put more ethanol in than others. In most urban areas the EPA actually specifies what the gasoline blend formula has to be (except for additives and ethanol).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (BMmaB)

255 >>>240 Guy would have died had it been me
Posted by: Skip's Phone

might have wound up under a subway

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (0G13K)

256 Good news in Oakland:
https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/ Person-dies-after-stolen-van-bursts-into-flames-16973417.php

Posted by: SFGoth at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (KAi1n)

257 Part of it is Bloomberg's fault. "Stop and frisk" is mentally linked by most people to "Broken windows policing". Broken Windows was implemented under Giuliani, so people assume that Stop and Frisk - which is openly attacked as racist - was implemented under Giuliani.

Stop and frisk was also patently unconstitutional, which is why I had a problem with it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (II3Gr)

258 Trump said he could go out onto Fifth Avenue, shoot someone, and get away with it.

New York doing its best to show that any New Yorker can do the same.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (tixeB)

259 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania
____________

Great idea - just don't bring her back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (2Padd)

260 It would be a crying shame if someone wanted to exact vengeance but didn't want the Bernie Goetz nightmare and mixed nicotine and DMSO in a spray bottle to use on evil jerks like that. Just a crying shame, if those kind of evil bastards starting dropping dead from nicotine overdose heart attacks.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (3cGpq)

261 That's what we said. Didn't work.
- Arizona, Nevada, Colorado

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (OalnH)

AHEM...Idaho.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (FR4v8)

262 Why do I get the impression that, in the world of Big Pharma, Pfizer is the Democrats and Moderna is the Republican party?

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J&J are the Libertarians who only show up to be a spoiler.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (Cay8b)

263 Imagine that.
A bible scholar and chess master, like his many tribe counterparts, was on his way to law school (where he edits the Get Whitey Newsletter), minding his own business, when he was attacked by Snow White, a known racist.
Reports say Snow White shoved her face into his hand, in which he held a life-saving experimental cancer treatment mixture made from rich organic material. The attacker ruined the experimental compound, prompting our hero to exclaim:
"Fie! Fie on you, you HEATHEN!"
But his understandable disappointment in his fellow human was misunderstood as a verbal assault and White Male Cop arrested our gentle scholar without incident.
Upon hearing of his struggles and selfless sacrifice during the arraignment, Black Lady Judge immediately released our proud honor student and gave him a voucher for Skittles and Mountain Dew.
"Justice has been served, and it's long overdue" Black Lady Judge said. "It's been a long time coming. A long time".

Posted by: Clear Eyed Killer at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (5mIZs)

264 238 Kind of a metaphor for the country. They're smearing shit in our faces and we're doing nothing about it.
-------------------
Yep. Those six all black polling stations in six swing states would like you to smell the glove and ask for moar.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (D8mow)

265 Not looking up straphanger.
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 02:46 PM (ou23q)

You guys never heard that term? A subway ride. Ya know, hanging on to the straps while standing. Sheesh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (Zvtjl)

266 Four more months and I am free . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

Good for you. Long time coming.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (Eqkqm)

267 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania

____

Biden must really hate us.
- Warsaw Poland and Bucharest, Romania

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (OalnH)

268 This busty brunette on a boat has never been happier to *not* be a New Yorker:
https://is.gd/bEhTPt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

She actually looks like a NY/NJ Italian American hottie

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (mR6Gs)

269 >>>160 Updated Tourist Promo:

I "Shart" NY

lol

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (0G13K)

270 232 I believe it's gotten to the point where thugs are trying to be Thug King of the Hill for a day or two, and get their name in the news and on Twitter. They all know by now what will get them held in jail and what won't."

I agree, mostly. Also, it's an effect of the lack of effective enforcement of anything in many large cities today. Once people start to get the idea they can do anything with no consequences, there's always a certain number of them who take that as an invitation to see just how far they can go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (trdmm)

271 184 I like how that Jewish guy literally said,


"For this I should be mistreated?"

i mean, come on dude.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (0G13K)
_________________________________________

I live in Manhattan. Sadly there are still many Jews in denial. Some are woke to the threat. But many are still fighting Nazis in WW2 and refuse to see the reality of who their real enemies are. Ditto Asians and especially Chinese. But they are slowing getting woke.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

272 Can anyone explain why Boston (~40 homicides in 2021) hasn't devolved as sharply as NYC or Philly?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (m/Gc2)

273 256 Good news in Oakland:
https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/ Person-dies-after-stolen-van-bursts-into-flames-16973417.php
Posted by: SFGoth at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (KAi1n)
________________

Oh no - it's a tragedy! Think of all the global warming!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (2Padd)

274 259 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania
____________

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (2Padd)
-----

Poland: "Welp, I guess we're on our own."

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (G0vdT)

275 I'd love to wipe that s**t eating grin off his face. But sadly, BLM.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (ptqGC)

276 Updated Tourist Promo:

I "Shart" NY
----------------------------
What a great defecation!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (UHVv4)

Ok, I chuckled at that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (M+Lyo)

277 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (tcZnS)

278 BUT UKRAINE !!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (us2H3)

279 He was just turning his life around.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (nE2Dl)

280 Where is all this electricity gonna come from? Russia?
==
How they gonna get all that power into your neighborhood? They'll have to rewire it like an industrial park subdivision.

Posted by: Busted Fartclam Jr. EE at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (+uL8d)

281 271 I live in Manhattan. Sadly there are still many Jews in denial. Some are woke to the threat. But many are still fighting Nazis in WW2 and refuse to see the reality of who their real enemies are. Ditto Asians and especially Chinese. But they are slowing getting woke.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

=========

"If I placate you more, will you stop beating me?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

282 My unit jumped fairly often but I knew guys who did jumps with other units like this because they were working towards their Jumpmaster qualification, a good thing to have if you were going career. Lots of points. Posted by: troyriser at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (+UKMq)

Yeah, usually the people in the "need to jump for pay" situation are headquarters and support folks who stay back in garrison when the unit is out doing something, or they're driving trucks, or on some kind of detail. If you're in the normal flow of the unit, you usually don't have a problem staying qualified.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (BMmaB)

283 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (tcZnS)

Nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

284 The same pipelines. They place a "pig" in the line to separate batches for different companies.

Batches? We don't need no stinkin' batches!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (2Padd)

The pipelines go to the terminals. It's then trucked to the gas station. The pipeline pigs are more for keeping different products separate (premium, diesel, etc.) and for billing purposes. Once it hits the terminal, they just send it out no matter where it came from. The only difference for "brand name gas" is the additives the put in at the terminal. It's all the same gas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

285 Pretty sure I might pop in on him with a bat one night.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (M+Lyo)

286 228 This busty brunette on a boat has never been happier to *not* be a New Yorker:
https://is.gd/bEhTPt
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

She is super effective vs me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (XvPQV)

287 The answer? More Democrats in NY.

I wish they'd all move there, like sane people are moving to Florida.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (ne/OJ)

288 Biden must really hate us.
- Warsaw Poland and Bucharest, Romania
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (OalnH)

You? He hates ME

Now I have to look those places up on Wikipedia

Posted by: Kamala at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (mR6Gs)

289 Maybe if we strapped him naked to a streetlamp with duct tape, like they do in Ukraine. Since we have so much new solidarity with Ukraine.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (H8QX8)

290 If you're talking about what to do with Kamala you aren't ready for prime time.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (D8mow)

291 empty the jails and reduce the penalties for violent crimes while simultaneously creating new super-political crimes for republicans and their foreign analogs. seems legit, let's keep that 1/6 panel going, eh?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (ZZK0E)

292 283 Nuke it from orbit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

========

Are you sure?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

293 272 Can anyone explain why Boston (~40 homicides in 2021) hasn't devolved as sharply as NYC or Philly?
Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (m/Gc2)

___

Fuck you, you fucking fucker of a fuck. Let's go Red Sox!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (OalnH)

294 >>>279 He was just turning his life around.
Posted by: ...

he was thinking about applying to a community college. he wanted to study photography, so he could take pictures of women's assholes without them knowing.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (0G13K)

295 275 I'd love to wipe that s**t eating grin off his face. But sadly, BLM.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (ptqGC)


10 of you. With lead pipes. When no one is looking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (s2VJv)

296 I believe this is the link to SMOD's breaking story:

https://tinyurl.com/3mxkx3z6

The author indicates he scooped Daily Mail...

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (MkuC5)

297 Poland: "Welp, I guess we're on our own."

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (G0vdT)

Romania: How's cocksucking supposed to help?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (SH2Zi)

298 267 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania


Maybe the Russians will find a way to shoot her plane down. Well, we can hope. Bonus points if they say "Sean Hannity gave us the idea!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (trdmm)

299 New Yorkers have supposedly been complaining the city is far from the gritty days and too sanitized.

Well, enjoying the old days again yet?

Posted by: Bete at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (F9322)

300 269 >>>160 Updated Tourist Promo:

I "Shart" NY

lol
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (0G13K)

Hot Dawg! Got a LOL from the bossman!

But I thought you were going to go take a nap, Ace?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (dfRN6)

301 299 New Yorkers have supposedly been complaining the city is far from the gritty days and too sanitized.

Well, enjoying the old days again yet?
Posted by: Bete at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (F9322)

===========

"I want to live Taxi Driver every day!"
-Morons

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

302 I agree, mostly. Also, it's an effect of the lack of effective enforcement of anything in many large cities today. Once people start to get the idea they can do anything with no consequences, there's always a certain number of them who take that as an invitation to see just how far they can go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (trdmm)
____________

And that's true no matter how draconian the punishment. It's just that the more draconian, the fewer a-holes try to push the envelope.

But even Vlad the Impaler can't stop everyone. SOMEBODY will always try it on, and then you have to deliver.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM (2Padd)

303 When I was a kid my dad said " if you do not want to be beaten and raped then do not vote for guys that want you beaten and raped."

Posted by: Y5 at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM (/DuIo)

304 @AllenG, I do miss the daily reminder. Whether that's really you or a sock, it doesn't matter, I still miss it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM (BMmaB)

305 I'm seeing more and more New York and New Jersey license plates here.

For heaven's sake, if you're moving here to escape, LEAVE YOUR LIBERAL POLITICS AT HOME.

Plus, GA is full.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Nice freedom of association (1st amendment) you used to have in your state, shame we had to destroy it because we were not allowed in your clubs. JK, the Civil Rights Act is a Marxist/Communist conception back in 1914.
MLK.
Lol
Lmao

Posted by: Them at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM (Oo3Dw)

306 >>>You guys never heard that term? A subway ride. Ya know, hanging on to the straps while standing. Sheesh

right. They haven't had straps in like 30 years tho. but that's what it means.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM (0G13K)

307 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania
==
TBF, back in the day, she could single handedly, well both hands and mouth, stall the Russian advance.

Posted by: Busted Fartclam Jr. military genius at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM (o8kFe)

308 I like how that Jewish guy literally said,


"For this I should be mistreated?"

i mean, come on dude.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 02:59 PM (0G13K)

He sounds like a cliche

Posted by: Kamala at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM (mR6Gs)

309 Where's a Paul Kersey when you need him?

Posted by: kalel666 at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM (9J4Eb)

310 267 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania


Send her to the front lines to entertain the troops

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)

311 or 20 years. it's been a while. they just have overhead tubes to hang on to now. i think the straps were better.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:11 PM (0G13K)

312 Ditto Asians and especially Chinese. But they are slowing getting woke.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

I don't think the Chinese are going to take long to come up with plans. Most likely some Triads or even plainclothes CCP are going to send a message: middle-class Chinese and higher are not to be fucked with, unless we're doing it.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2022 03:11 PM (Eqkqm)

313 Start spreading the jews

we're thieving today

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 03:11 PM (us2H3)

314 Now I have to look those places up on Wikipedia Posted by: Kamala at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (mR6Gs)

Ah, never mind, I'll have my staff do it.

Posted by: Kamala later at March 03, 2022 03:12 PM (BMmaB)

315 What's the good word?

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2022 03:02 PM


Babaganoush.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 03:12 PM (RkC6l)

316 Interesting how New Yorkers keep voting themselves into an urban hellscape.

I guess they'll show us between-coasters what's what.

Welp, enjoy!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2022 03:12 PM (5NkmN)

317 Is a country this degenerate even worthy of further existence? Christ, we are pissing ourselves about Putin and Ukraine while this is the depth to which we have sunk.

Posted by: ejochs at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (lSFMQ)

318 Honestly, if you didn't want hobo shit smeared on your face, why were you on the NYC subway?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (Y5qcH)

319 316 Interesting how New Yorkers keep voting themselves into an urban hellscape.

I guess they'll show us between-coasters what's what.

Welp, enjoy!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2022 03:12 PM (5NkmN)

Naw man, it's the apex of civilization and culture.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (II3Gr)

320 glorp phlibhuk snikloog vlood

Posted by: raimondo at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (8Ifdq)

321 I'm sure it's just coincidence or evidence of our Extreme Right-Wing Hate that we don't get this kind of ... stuff ... happening in Texas cities. I'm sure it has nothing to do with victims being able to defend themselves and a court system that, more often than not, actually puts these kinds of monsters away for a long time.

Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (tcZnS)

322 What's the good word?

Posted by: dartist


The 'bird is the word....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (zPpWF)

323 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania, in the coming days to show solidarity with Ukraine as it faces an escalating Russian invasion, sources familiar with the conversations tell The Hill."
and to visit troops there and potentially visit the border of Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/54hxk3ta
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (NpAcC)
++++
Why? I mean, don't these people have enough to worry about right now without adding "chaperoning an idiot who speaks to us like we're children" to the list?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (DU+/6)

324 Be a real shame if this guy were to wake up one morning with this throat slit and ventilated with 9mm holes like a Swiss cheese.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:00 PM (s2VJv)


Thing is, that's how he's going to wind up. He's an asshole and he's running with assholes. Somebody will bash his head in while he's asleep to have his last few ounces of malt liquor. And then fuck him before he's cold. The DA and judges need the ventilation just as bad. I just hope that one day, their Audi breaks down on the way home late in a bad part of town with no cell reception.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (wAnMi)

325 252 Where is all this electricity gonna come from? Russia?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (D8mow)
______________

Batteries! (I was seriously told this once.)

***

I asked someone at work one time where all of these solar panels are going to come from and they replied "Sand!"

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (W3VUu)

326 242 225 204 Prediction: There will be a bill proposed by a Dem to give every American a $15K credit towards purchasing a new EV. Or a cash for clunkers type deal, where you trade in the old gas car for a new EV and get $15K.
------------------
Where is all this electricity gonna come from? Russia?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:03 PM (D8mow)
What they don't tell you is that the EV you get will have the Fred Flintstone/Gilligan power train.

I.E. the driver's legs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:04 PM (s2VJv)


Future local TV ad:
Awww...can't charge your EV tonight because of the rotating blackouts? Well, take the bus to work tomorrow! Bus stops in the Metro area are no more than 18 blocks from most homes! Average ride times to downtown are no more than two hours! You can get a lot of work done work while riding to work and then back home!

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (AMIL/)

327 What's the good word?

Posted by: dartist

Poontang.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (II3Gr)

328
It's rare to see a bit of good journalism, today.
Using the term "straphanger" in a story is reminiscent of the old newspaper reporters who could actually write a good story.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (DI4px)

329 it's a new chiq thing in New York. The shit shampoo and feces facial.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (M+Lyo)

330 DailyExposeUK:

BREAKING: Official Biochemical and Statistical Evidence 100% confirms Moderna created Covid-19

Link in name

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

331 White suburban women love "Thug Life" it makes them seem edgy and cool.

Do you know how many BLM logos I saw all over their Social Media I saw while America was burning?

Posted by: Hylian at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (YsTC1)

332 empty the jails and reduce the penalties for violent crimes while simultaneously creating new super-political crimes for republicans and their foreign analogs. seems legit, let's keep that 1/6 panel going, eh?
Posted by: Tim Riggins


You forgot "open the gates to every child-fucker and murder in the world because WHEEEEEEE~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (zWpOF)

333 What's the good word?

Posted by: dartist

Poontang.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (II3Gr)

Fartclam

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (XvPQV)

334 Oh good, raitardo with the 'splainer.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (SH2Zi)

335 314 Now I have to look those places up on Wikipedia Posted by: Kamala at March 03, 2022 03:08 PM (mR6Gs)

Ah, never mind, I'll have my staff do it.
Posted by: Kamala later at March 03, 2022 03:12 PM (BMmaB)

This is a map. Maps show where places are. There are places all over the world. Sometimes, you're in those places. Sometimes, you're in other places. And sometimes, those places are very big, but other times, they are small. And so you see, that's a map.

Posted by: Kamala Forever at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (KbCG3)

336 >>I "Shart" NY

Fartclams > Shartclams

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (5iUNf)

337 you don't give shitbags like this trials.

Posted by: Unclefacts at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (euG9/)

338 I asked someone at work one time where all of these solar panels are going to come from and they replied "Sand!"

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (W3VUu)

They were thinking of glass. Which makes no electricity.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (Y5qcH)

339 @MeghanMcCain

So is the world just going to watch as Putin completely decimates Ukraine into rubble?

Biden bs'ing about our commitment to helping them, NATO etc. We are watching the complete and total destruction in real time and Putin will not stop there.

Why aren't we doing MORE?!

----------------

She typed, as she donned a helmet and flak jacket and headed out the door to fight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

340 Another "First time?" GIF meme here.

https://nitter.net/AndrewLawton/status/
1498506939441061890

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (UHVv4)

341 309
GMTA.
I was just going to page Paul Kersey.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (OWHvo)

342 Is a country this degenerate even worthy of further existence?
Posted by: ejochs at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (lSFMQ)/

No.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (H8QX8)

343 Future local TV ad:
Awww...can't charge your EV tonight because of the rotating blackouts? Well, take the bus to work tomorrow! Bus stops in the Metro area are no more than 18 blocks from most homes! Average ride times to downtown are no more than two hours! You can get a lot of work done work while riding to work and then back home!
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (AMIL/)

Pedal this stationary bike to charge your car !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (M+Lyo)

344 >>251 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania, in the coming days to show solidarity with Ukraine as it faces an escalating Russian invasion, sources familiar with the conversations tell The Hill."
and to visit troops there and potentially visit the border of Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/54hxk3ta

She'll get the Ron Brown treatment.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (GYllL)

345 For heaven's sake, if you're moving here to escape, LEAVE YOUR LIBERAL POLITICS AT HOME.
_______________

It didn't work here for us in California. I hope you have better luck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (2Padd)

346 I have an idea to prevent this sort of thing.


It also has the added luxury of making recidivism plummet.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 02:44 PM (W3VUu)
==
I'm guessing others may have the same idea. Hey, if the DA won't uphold the law, I know some people who will.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (LyTO1)

347 Oh good, raitardo with the 'splainer.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (SH2Zi)

---------

Shorter: "tard 'splaining"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (ptqGC)

348 right. They haven't had straps in like 30 years tho. but that's what it means.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM (0G13K)
++++
The trains at the Denver airport have 'em!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)

349 Using the term "straphanger" in a story is reminiscent of the old newspaper reporters who could actually write a good story. Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (DI4px)

Why does Darren McGavin as Kolchak pop into my mind's eye?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (BMmaB)

350 "Why aren't we doing MORE?!"


Follow Orwell's example. Volunteer.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (H8QX8)

351 This is a map. Maps show where places are. There are places all over the world. Sometimes, you're in those places. Sometimes, you're in other places. And sometimes, those places are very big, but other times, they are small. And so you see, that's a map
------------------
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (D8mow)

352 Grump, you have to eat 4-5 strong delta 8 gummies at once, and it will stay with you 8 hours. It takes 2-4 hours to peak.
*eats 5*

Posted by: Hope Solo at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (Oo3Dw)

353 Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

Stop spamming.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (zWpOF)

354
>>Wait, what's a "dashing dan?"

I love these terms.
Posted by: Soothsayer

A Long Island Railroad Straphanger.
Posted by: Capital Eff


You're not kidding. Dashing Dan was a real thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (DI4px)

355 Future local TV ad:
Awww...can't charge your EV tonight because of the rotating blackouts? Well, take the bus to work tomorrow! Bus stops in the Metro area are no more than 18 blocks from most homes! Average ride times to downtown are no more than two hours! You can get a lot of work done work while riding to work and then back home!
Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (AMIL/)
____________

And you'll get to meet an exciting and vibrant cross-section of mentally ill and criminally-inclined people!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (2Padd)

356 She typed, as she donned a helmet and flak jacket and headed out the door to fight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

Her and the Vindamann clan should leave for Ukraine today, bringing all the Bear Claws their fat hands can carry.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (Rl7KJ)

357 339 @MeghanMcCain

So is the world just going to watch as Putin completely decimates Ukraine into rubble?

Biden bs'ing about our commitment to helping them, NATO etc. We are watching the complete and total destruction in real time and Putin will not stop there.

Why aren't we doing MORE?!

=========

Weird that this didn't happen under Trump, but her daddy's funeral, ya know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

358 We seem to have hit an interesting moment.

The normies expect the left, for some reason, to not do all the things they've been saying they are going to do.

And...the left is doing those things.

The normies can either start supporting those "right wing extremists" that are calling for basically what the Dem platform was in 2012 or keep burying their heads in the sand.

I guess we'll see.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (ESjRY)

359 BREAKING: Official Biochemical and Statistical Evidence 100% confirms Moderna created Covid-19


just the tip

Putin owns Moderna

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (us2H3)

360 I'm guessing others may have the same idea. Hey, if the DA won't uphold the law, I know some people who will. Posted by: Black JEM at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (LyTO1)

It would be a shame if he slipped off the platform.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (BMmaB)

361
Matter of time. He'll kill eventually, if he hasn't already. He's having fun escalating this behavior, and he'll just get bolder and more violent with each catch-and-release.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (SKVme)

362 So is the world just going to watch as Putin completely decimates Ukraine into rubble?
---------------
Yes.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (D8mow)

363 >>> 261 That's what we said. Didn't work.
- Arizona, Nevada, Colorado Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (OalnH)
AHEM...Idaho. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (FR4v

Utah also.

A new ep of South Park in the current season covers the exploding housing costs in states getting flooded by Californians. Really funny, because it's painfully true... But I like how they painted the Californians as idiots.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (+mkOR)

364
George Clooney and the SPLC have announced a Ten Million $ contribution to this fine young man's defense, and ordered a 100 ft tall picture of him mounted on Trump Tower.

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (Xo3T0)

365 You're not kidding. Dashing Dan was a real thing.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (DI4px)


Here he is:

https://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_

fs/1.8957466.1436965397!/httpImage/ image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_960/image.jpg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (s2VJv)

366 I just Googled it and, so shit, this was one of the results:

dashingdansclamcar.com

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (Y5qcH)

367 Due to its viral popularity (over 60,000 uses in a 24 hour period at one smart military blog), and wanting to get out in front of a trending phenomenon, the Washington Commanders will become the Washington Fartclams.

--

Oh, you....

Posted by: Winona Riders mom in Heathers at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (sVtYq)

368 361
Matter of time. He'll kill eventually, if he hasn't already. He's having fun escalating this behavior, and he'll just get bolder and more violent with each catch-and-release.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (SKVme)

=========

"There was no way to predict this terrible turn of events."
-The DA's office in about a week

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

369 328
It's rare to see a bit of good journalism, today.
Using the term "straphanger" in a story is reminiscent of the old newspaper reporters who could actually write a good story.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 03:13 PM (DI4px)

There's an early Letterman Top 10 list, something like "Top Ten Words in NY Post Headlines".

"Straphangers" was one of them.

No. 1 was a tie - "Hizzoner/Slayfest"

Don't ask me how I remember this.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (dfRN6)

370 312 Ditto Asians and especially Chinese. But they are slowing getting woke.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

I don't think the Chinese are going to take long to come up with plans. Most likely some Triads or even plainclothes CCP are going to send a message: middle-class Chinese and higher are not to be fucked with, unless we're doing it.
Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2022 03:11 PM (Eqkqm)
___________________________

A big problem is many poorer Chinese live in NYC's Chinatown which is crawling with homeless shelters and jails. The Chinese in that community are not politically powerful and all the smelly violent bums get dumped on them. By contrast, recently when a hotel was converted into a homeless shelter on the affluent and politically powerful Upper West Side, the residents went nuts and the shelter was quickly shut down (and moved to a less affluent neighborhood).

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

371 Paging Paul Kersey, Paul Kersey to the courtesy phone...

Posted by: Shakespeare was wrong: start with the Democrats at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (QEsfM)

372 the straps were good because as the train sped up and slowed down, the straps would naturally move with that momentum. Now when you're just holding the overhead rail, it's all up to your arm.

Plus you'd be gripping them down by your shoulder.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (0G13K)

373 359 BREAKING: Official Biochemical and Statistical Evidence 100% confirms Moderna created Covid-19

just the tip

Putin owns Moderna
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (us2H3)

Terrific. Cassus Belli for Joey Soft Serve.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

374 MeghanMcCain

So is the world just going to watch as Putin completely decimates Ukraine into rubble?

Biden bs'ing about our commitment to helping them, NATO etc. We are watching the complete and total destruction in real time and Putin will not stop there.

Why aren't we doing MORE?! ...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:14 PM (ptqGC)
++++
Oh, for an internet outage to hit the McCain residence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (DU+/6)

375 @MeghanMcCain

So is the world just going to watch as Putin completely decimates Ukraine into rubble?
______________

Uh, Megs, you should look up the word "decimate" before you misuse it again.

If only tits were brains, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (2Padd)

376 Kind of a metaphor for the country. They're smearing shit in our faces and we're doing nothing about it.

Pretty much.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (Xrfse)

377 @MeghanMcCain

So is the world just going to watch as Putin completely decimates Ukraine into rubble?

Biden bs'ing about our commitment to helping them, NATO etc. We are watching the complete and total destruction in real time and Putin will not stop there.

Why aren't we doing MORE?!


So, you want to go to war with a country that has more nukes than we do.

Seems like a smart plan......

Dipshit fatback KHunt.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

378
Meanwhile, a Jewish mayoral candidate in Louisville says,

"Hold my Beer!"

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (Xo3T0)

379 MeghanMcCain

So is the world just going to watch as Putin completely decimates Ukraine into rubble?

Biden bs'ing about our commitment to helping them, NATO etc. We are watching the complete and total destruction in real time and Putin will not stop there.

Why aren't we doing MORE?!

Ukraine must feel like a Golden Corral when Meggers and Ben walk thru the door

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (us2H3)

380 I'm being flooded with ads for gummies that end ED. WTH?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (KTd/6)

381 What would have happened if this woman had pulled a knife and stabbed the perpetrator multiple times, cut off his balls, wiped his shit on the balls and stuffed said balls in his mouth? White privilege?

Posted by: TKO Steve at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (Yv3NM)

382
There's an early Letterman Top 10 list, something like "Top Ten Words in NY Post Headlines".

"Straphangers" was one of them.

No. 1 was a tie - "Hizzoner/Slayfest"

Don't ask me how I remember this.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo


Well I'll be darned. I was spot on.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (DI4px)

383 >>> 361
Matter of time. He'll kill eventually, if he hasn't already. He's having fun escalating this behavior, and he'll just get bolder and more violent with each catch-and-release.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (SKVme)

They say in prison the crazy guys are the scariest ones, so unstable even the ganged up thugs won't go near them.

This guy sounds like he'd be that guy in prison.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (+mkOR)

384 366 I just Googled it and, so shit, this was one of the results:

dashingdansclamcar.com

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (Y5qcH)


Dashing Dan and the Fartclams in one post!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (s2VJv)

385 381 What would have happened if this woman had pulled a knife and stabbed the perpetrator multiple times, cut off his balls, wiped his shit on the balls and stuffed said balls in his mouth? White privilege?
Posted by: TKO Steve at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (Yv3NM)


Death penalty level hate crime.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (s2VJv)

386 @MeghanMcCain

Just STFU you pig.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (Xrfse)

387 I gotz to go out for a while, but let's remember: NYC did elect Giuliani in 1993 and NYS elected Pataki in 1994. So maybe there's a small chance of covfefe in NY.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (Ynyl9)

388 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania
-----------

WH Preps Veep for Eastern Europe trip:

"Now Madam Veep..er..Vice President, remember when we told you about that small country, Ukraine, and that big bad mean country Russia who invaded it. We'll, Ukraine has a very nice neighbor to the West, Poland, and they think that big bad mean Russia is a bully as well.

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (G0vdT)

389
I just Googled it and, no shit, this was one of the results:

dashingdansclamcar.com

Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Fartclam Car? Sounds like a nice train.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (DI4px)

390 He's basically begging for a bullet between his eyes. I say, put him in a room with a loaded pistol and let him do it himself.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (sI15f)

391 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania


Obviously they all need their own histories repeated back to them by a Historic First! with the intellect of that half empty jar of horseradish beyond its expire date at the back of the fridge.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (9RtK7)

392 NYC oughta' start running those disaster tours where visitors can ride a bus around the streets and see the destroyed store fronts, boarded up windows and perhaps, as a bonus, witness actual violent crime as it happens... live!

There are sicko's that would spend money on this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (BFigT)

393 A big problem is many poorer Chinese live in NYC's Chinatown which is crawling with homeless shelters and jails. The Chinese in that community are not politically powerful and all the smelly violent bums get dumped on them. By contrast, recently when a hotel was converted into a homeless shelter on the affluent and politically powerful Upper West Side, the residents went nuts and the shelter was quickly shut down (and moved to a less affluent neighborhood).
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In 20 years the Chinese will be running NYC. Bank on it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (D8mow)

394 388 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania

That will solve things.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (KTd/6)

395 Meggie wouldn't last five minutes in a war zone. No trendy bars, five star restaurants....she'd kill herself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

396 @MeghanMcCain

Fuck you, pay me from your dead daddy's grift, scrunt.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (SH2Zi)

397 I LOVE NYC!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (eMEkg)

398 NYC oughta' start running those disaster tours where visitors can ride a bus around the streets and see the destroyed store fronts, boarded up windows and perhaps, as a bonus, witness actual violent crime as it happens... live!

There are sicko's that would spend money on this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (BFigT)
++++
Isn't that called "slumming?" Has anyone ever tried to monetize that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (DU+/6)

399 277 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (tcZnS)

Glad to have you back, AllenG. You were missed.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (Fs5vw)

400 Chenue Her @ChenueHer
.@IAGovernor Kim Reynolds just signed a bill into law banning transgender women and girls from competing in female sports in Iowa schools, colleges, & universities.

She says it's a victory for girls' sports in Iowa & "reality of human biology".
"No amount of talent, training or effort can make up for the natural physical advantages males have over females." -Gov. Reynolds
Kim Reynolds signs HF2416 into law, banning transgender women and girls from competing in female sports. The law is effective immediately.

Gov. Reynolds calls this a "fairness issue"
@weareiowa5news
10:56 AM · Mar 3, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (MFZ8i)

401 386 @MeghanMcCain

Just STFU you pig.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (Xrfse)


that's LCDR Pig to you, fuckwad

Posted by: MEGGERS at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (us2H3)

402 Snake Plisken time yet?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (BMmaB)

403 Sure you deplorables in sister fuck land are safe from crime and whatnot. But can you get Thai food delivered to you at 3am?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (OalnH)

404 Mega's just as dumb as Daddy Dearest.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (y7DUB)

405 I wish the mob guys from Staten Island or Bensonhurst would start putting the hurt on these guys ala Godfather I or II. If the cops wont do it, no reason the old John Gotti types cant step up and endear themselves to the public by taking matters into their own hands.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (Le3zB)

406 Sure you deplorables in sister fuck land are safe from crime and whatnot. But can you get Thai food delivered to you at 3am?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (OalnH)

------------

That IS a problem. Actually, it's not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

407 403 Sure you deplorables in sister fuck land are safe from crime and whatnot. But can you get Thai food delivered to you at 3am?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (OalnH)

=========

*Thai delivery guy gets mugged and murdered trying to get your food at 3am*

"This is literally the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Now I am without Thai food!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

408 She'll get the Ron Brown treatment.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (GYllL)
--------

Nice. Goes back into the time vault and finds a winner.

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2022 03:23 PM (G0vdT)

409 0 Chenue Her @ChenueHer
.@IAGovernor Kim Reynolds just signed a bill into law banning transgender women and girls from competing in female sports in Iowa schools, colleges, & universities.

She says it's a victory for girls' sports in Iowa & "reality of human biology".
"No amount of talent, training or effort can make up for the natural physical advantages males have over females." -Gov. Reynolds
Kim Reynolds signs HF2416 into law, banning transgender women and girls from competing in female sports. The law is effective immediately.

Gov. Reynolds calls this a "fairness issue"
@weareiowa5news
10:56 AM Mar 3, 2022

nice. I misjudged her based on her looks and manner. dumb.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:23 PM (0G13K)

410 There's a reason they cancelled Atticus Finch. He knew how to manage a rabid dog.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 03, 2022 03:23 PM (oWBc3)

411 395 Meggie wouldn't last five minutes in a war zone. No trendy bars, five star restaurants....she'd kill herself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

___

One thing going for her though..... unlike the Russian soliders starving, she'd last weeks.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:23 PM (OalnH)

412 She'll get the Ron Brown treatment.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 03:15 PM (GYllL)


Oof.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

413 Kamala Harris, the Centurion of San Francisco Law and Order. Geebus this klown show never fucking stops.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:23 PM (D8mow)

414 409nice. I misjudged her based on her looks and manner. dumb.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 03:23 PM (0G13K)

========

She's as smart as a tapeworm. Good for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

415 It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world, I heard once upon a time, and Ace's post combines perfectly with the sidebar mystery click. Very weird chick and an equally weird NYC criminal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:24 PM (bkvh5)

416 303 When I was a kid my dad said " if you do not want to be beaten and raped then do not vote for guys that want you beaten and raped."

Posted by: Y5 at March 03, 2022 03:10 PM

But, as we all know, that's what women secretly want, which is why they keep voting for it.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 03, 2022 03:24 PM (JCZqz)

417 Can anyone explain why Boston (~40 homicides in 2021) hasn't devolved as sharply as NYC or Philly?
Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (m/Gc2)

Still a large dirty Irish influence there?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 03:24 PM (ufFY8)

418 I have no desire to ever visit New York Shitty.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at March 03, 2022 03:24 PM (BvNzB)

419 I'm listening to Pale Fire on Audible. It hasn't been taken away yet.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:24 PM (KTd/6)

420 272 Can anyone explain why Boston (~40 homicides in 2021) hasn't devolved as sharply as NYC or Philly?
Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2022 03:07 PM (m/Gc2)

___

Fuck you, you fucking fucker of a fuck. Let's go Red Sox!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen

Southies.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 03:24 PM (J99NO)

421 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania

That will solve things.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (KTd/6)

Only if they take a wrong turn at Warsaw and wind up over Kiev and need to dump ballast - Kamala type ballast. No parachute needed!

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 03:25 PM (5iUNf)

422 That IS a problem. Actually, it's not.
----------------
There are these things called Cook Books.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:25 PM (D8mow)

423 All day all night Mary Ann
Down by the seashore sifting fartclams.

We can have a bamboo hut
With fartclam brandy in the tea
etc...

Posted by: Rafael de Leon at March 03, 2022 03:25 PM (LilNs)

424 That IS a problem. Actually, it's not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Not much of a problem if you live in Thailand.
* BONG RIP *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 03:25 PM (zWpOF)

425 Can anyone explain why Boston (~40 homicides in 2021) hasn't devolved as sharply as NYC or Philly?
Posted by: mr tmz

Not without exploring the topic of race and demographics.

Posted by: Hylian at March 03, 2022 03:25 PM (YsTC1)

426 I would pay this guy cash money to pull those stunts with the judge, or DA, or mayor.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 03, 2022 03:25 PM (OkFHp)

427 "No amount of talent, training or effort can make up for the natural physical advantages males have over females." -Gov. Reynolds


So she admits men & women aren't the same???

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (zPpWF)

428 Can anyone explain why Boston (~40 homicides in 2021) hasn't devolved as sharply as NYC or Philly?

Boston PD is still pretty serious about the whole "fighting crime" thing.

In Philly I think they give you a free cup of starbucks with every 5 stabbings.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (ESjRY)

429
A big problem is many poorer Chinese live in NYC's Chinatown which is crawling with homeless shelters and jails.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (iFTx/)

I doubt Chinese criminals will stick their necks out for them.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (Eqkqm)

430
So she admits men & women aren't the same???
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (zPpWF)



Who the hell let actual science in here?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

431 Meshuguna Minkowitz feels so bad that the city is run like this but that self hating piece of douchery will gleefully vote for the next dildo with a d next to their name because, science and they "seem" nice

Oh, and the person with the R next to their name is a racist, homophobe, misogynist, anti something or other whatchamacallits.
Phuq New York with an Ice Pick

Posted by: KanDizzilyDo at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (hv82i)

432 427 "No amount of talent, training or effort can make up for the natural physical advantages males have over females." -Gov. Reynolds


So she admits men & women aren't the same???
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (zPpWF)

=======

What a monster...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

433 I've never been to NYC but I knew what a 'straphanger' is. Hell, even the light rail thug mover in Portland has straps on rails used for hanging on.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (Pk69y)

434 That IS a problem. Actually, it's not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

My unquenched appetite for Asian cuisine pales in comparison to not having to shoot free range mental patients randomly shit-smearing, stabbing, and pushing people into oncoming trains. That's just me.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (SH2Zi)

435 398 NYC oughta' start running those disaster tours where visitors can ride a bus around the streets and see the destroyed store fronts, boarded up windows and perhaps, as a bonus, witness actual violent crime as it happens... live!

There are sicko's that would spend money on this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (BFigT)
++++
Isn't that called "slumming?" Has anyone ever tried to monetize that?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (DU+/6)
___________________________________

They already have in certain very poor countries like India and in SE Asia. I was there. You can take a tour into slums the likes of which Americans can't comprehend. The poorest American lives like a King compared to the slums of India and Cambodia. I didn't do one of these tours, mind you. But they are there.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

436 @julie_kelly2

Any Republican who replaces an American flag with a Ukrainian flag should be defeated.

-------------

She ain't wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

437 Irish and Italian are still the #1 and #2 ethnic groups in Boston. They're both only at 10%, but still the highest (for now).

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (OalnH)

438 405 I wish the mob guys from Staten Island or Bensonhurst would start putting the hurt on these guys ala Godfather I or II. If the cops wont do it, no reason the old John Gotti types cant step up and endear themselves to the public by taking matters into their own hands.
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (Le3zB)


They're not nearly as powerful as they once were. That said, it would be nice if the JDL were to be reborn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (s2VJv)

439 According to Tits McCain, we need to go start a war with another nuclear power.

Meanwhile, I keep seeing pictures of top of the line abandoned Russian T80 and T90 tanks and farmers with John Deere tractors hauling away Russian mechanized APCs and anti-aircraft units.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (W3VUu)

440 There are sicko's that would spend money on this.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 03:20 PM (BFigT)

Didn't the black taxis do that in West Belfast in the early 90's?

Go see a bombed out pub, see a mural or two...then to Sinn Fein HQ for a pint.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (uVDu4)

441 427 "No amount of talent, training or effort can make up for the natural physical advantages males have over females." -Gov. Reynolds


So she admits men & women aren't the same???
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (zPpWF)


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LENA at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (us2H3)

442 >The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania

That will solve things.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (KTd/6)

So full-blown European war it is, then?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (Pk69y)

443 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania
-----------
Shortly followed by headlines, "Putin reluctantly readies invasion of Poland and Romania".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (bkvh5)

444 So she admits men & women aren't the same???
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 03:26 PM (zPpWF)

Kind of sounds like truth-telling is becoming contagious.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (SH2Zi)

445 "Why aren't we doing MORE?!". Mega McCain


You first bitch. You wanna make more money from daddy warbucks investments in military equipment suppliers? Go fight the bad guys personally. And go fuck yourself with a coconut. A flaming coconut.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (Vxu+H)

446 Putin owns Moderna
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (us2H3)

Terrific. Cassus Belli for Joey Soft Serve.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

See round eyes, it wasn't us...

Posted by: Xi For Life at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)

447 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania

--

As I said in the previous thread, FJB's camp is doing all it can to escalate the war

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (204zP)

448 That will solve things.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:21 PM (KTd/6)
******
Well, she is the border czar.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

449 They're not nearly as powerful as they once were. That said, it would be nice if the JDL were to be reborn.
-------------------
I thought all the JDL went into finance.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (D8mow)

450 https://tinyurl.com/49h98fpp

WI special counsel is shocked, shocked to find fraud going on!

Well, this is going to take a bite out of Billie Bagpipe's and Lester Dolt's Sunday 'expose' interview NBC has been hyping all week...

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (5iUNf)

451 Hey YOU people need to go fight Vlad, or I'm going to be very mad at you.

Also, get your booster. Before we have to send you to the camps.

Posted by: Meggie Mac at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (ESjRY)

452
See round eyes, it wasn't us...
Posted by: Xi For Life at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)



They created it, with your help and you released it.

Fuck off.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

453 "Why aren't we doing MORE?!"

Bitch, haven't you heard? Zelensky said anyone from anywhere in the world is welcome to come fight for him. Why aren't you on the next flight to Keeeeeev?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (OalnH)

454 446 Putin owns Moderna
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (us2H3)

Terrific. Cassus Belli for Joey Soft Serve.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

See round eyes, it wasn't us...
Posted by: Xi For Life at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)


Oh, it was the Chi-Coms. This might be a head fake. Or if Moderna did it, the Chi-Coms stole the formula and unleashed it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (s2VJv)

455 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania

Blow jobs for some, bombs for others!

Posted by: Kamala Harris reporting for duty at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (ESjRY)

456 450 Well, this is going to take a bite out of Billie Bagpipe's and Lester Dolt's Sunday 'expose' interview NBC has been hyping all week...
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (5iUNf)

=========

"I disagree with those baseless findings."

"Straight from the horse's mouth, America. The findings were baseless. End of story."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

457 449 They're not nearly as powerful as they once were. That said, it would be nice if the JDL were to be reborn.
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I thought all the JDL went into finance.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (D8mow)

Nah. Weather control . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (s2VJv)

458 384 366 I just Googled it and, so shit, this was one of the results:

dashingdansclamcar.com

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:17 PM (Y5qcH)


Dashing Dan and the Fartclams in one post!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

OMG!

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (GYllL)

459 251 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania, in the coming days to show solidarity with Ukraine as it faces an escalating Russian invasion, sources familiar with the conversations tell The Hill."
and to visit troops there and potentially visit the border of Ukraine.
https://tinyurl.com/54hxk3ta
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (NpAcC)


"What have I learned so far on my trip to Eastern Flank NATO countries, that are actually west of Russia? I am still a little confused by that one (cackle, cackle). So anyway I learned today the Russians are using big iron pipes to blow hard and send things called shells into Ukrainian orphanages and LGBTQ+ wellness outreach facilities.

"The shells go BOOM like a big firework and kill innocent people for miles around. It literally sucks the air out of your body so your brain-thing cannot work because of oxy-clean starvation! That is bad. This is why when I talk with the President in a few hours, I will tell him he must end shipments of American iron pipes to Putin! No pipes, no way to send shells to kill baby trans-sexuals!"

- Kamala

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (AMIL/)

460 381 What would have happened if this woman had pulled a knife and stabbed the perpetrator multiple times, cut off his balls, wiped his shit on the balls and stuffed said balls in his mouth? White privilege?
Posted by: TKO Steve at March 03, 2022 03:19 PM (Yv3NM)
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The race hustlers would be out in battalion strength.

Candlelight vigils.

"Justice for Frank!"
"Pants up! Don't shit!"
"Systemic racism blah blah blah!"
"He was turning his life around!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (2Padd)

461 When VP Kamala, come to Poland and Romania, we get blow job from her, yes?
- Polish and Romanian diplomats

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (OalnH)

462 I am a public defender and I can say without any reservation that America and its problems are due to

Fatherless children who do not understand right from wrong and no one to teach them

Lousy schools that teach children to hate America

Unchecked illegal immigration and the underclass in America.

The poor are never going to make it up the ladder of success with these 3 unresolved problems and the will to change course.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (haWye)

463 457 449 They're not nearly as powerful as they once were. That said, it would be nice if the JDL were to be reborn.
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I thought all the JDL went into finance.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (D8mow)

Nah. Weather control . . .
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Ahh, I see.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (D8mow)

464 443 The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania
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Shortly followed by headlines, "Putin reluctantly readies invasion of Poland and Romania".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM

I get rid of the ho AND get a war to rally America around right before the midterms. I might break 40% approval!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (JCZqz)

465 IMO this Critical Race theory crap is expanding, the guy was spouting all kinds of things from that. It has gotten people killed and will kill more for no other reason the retribution on innocent people.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (2JoB8)

466 Stu Podaso: "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania"

To what? Have Harris convince them all to surrender now because war is bad?

She can't arrange the pillows on a couch. How's she going to arrange an international realignment of interests?

But Sino-African Woman empowered, so it's all good.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (aXxgO)

467 I'm listening to Pale Fire on Audible. It hasn't been taken away yet.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:24 PM (KTd/6)
===========
???
Is Nabokov being canceled?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (bkvh5)

468 Dashing Dan and the Fartclams in one post!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

OMG!
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (GYllL)


Great band name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (s2VJv)

469 Terrific. Cassus Belli for Joey Soft Serve.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

See round eyes, it wasn't us...
Posted by: Xi For Life at March 03, 2022 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)

Oh, it was the Chi-Coms. This might be a head fake. Or if Moderna did it, the Chi-Coms stole the formula and unleashed it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (s2VJv)

We paid for it. We approved it's funding after the moratorium on GOF here. The fact that Moderna was involved in the research bears no significance on these facts. The enemy is inside the wire.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (SH2Zi)

470 (and moved to a less affluent neighborhood).
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Alternate usage: (and moved to a more effluent neighborhood).

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (UHVv4)

471 According to Tits McCain, we need to go start a war with another nuclear power.

Meanwhile, I keep seeing pictures of top of the line abandoned Russian T80 and T90 tanks and farmers with John Deere tractors hauling away Russian mechanized APCs and anti-aircraft units.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:27 PM (W3VUu)

---------------

Ben McCain tweeted this earlier:

The videos of Ukrainian rednecks joyriding on Russian hardware increases the feeling that this is what would happen if you invaded a version of Louisiana the size of Texas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

472 >>> 435 398 NYC oughta' start running those disaster tours where visitors can ride a bus around the streets and see the destroyed store fronts, boarded up windows and perhaps, as a bonus, witness actual violent crime as it happens... live!

There is a tenement museum in NYC so you can pay to see what the old school slums looked like.

If NYC is not careful people will think those buildings look awfully good... five to a room? Luxury!

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (+mkOR)

473 The White House is actively discussing
__________

Uh, how do you inactively discuss something? Or passively discuss it?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (2Padd)

474 460 "He was turning his life around!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (2Padd)


I read that as "turd-ing."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:32 PM (s2VJv)

475 I don't think anyone has mentioned Hitler today. Its like I don't know you people.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:32 PM (D8mow)

476 I don't know if the pictures are true of the Reds abandoning tanks, but a sub vector of the Fulda Gap strategy was to hold and the Soviets would fold like a cheap suit due to poor training and disparate ethnicities that made up their armies. That was a 10% prob, the remainder being battlefield nukes.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 03, 2022 03:32 PM (oWBc3)

477 Bensonhurst is almost all Chinese now.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 03, 2022 03:32 PM (ySQBZ)

478 Have you been confused on how Trump was a Russian puppet, and yet Putin waited until AFTER Trump left office to attack Ukraine? DU has you covered:

Russia was always going to attack Ukraine. But, now we can connect some dots concering 1/6.

I don't think Trump knew all the military plans, but I do believe that he understood Putin's urgency. And he knew it was vital for him to be president for a second term. Which is why Trump could not accept a defeat in the 2020 election. That was his motivation for supporting and encouraging some of the craziest right-wing Federalist society convoluted legal reasoning.

It does seem to be that way.
They targeted Ukraine long before January of this particular year. Maybe 2014, 2016. Long term goals in Russia are really long term.

I wonder how much Russian money the Federalist society receives? Betcha it's a lot

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 03, 2022 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

479 I can't even read this stuff because it enrages me. When politics comes up my response to democrat voting relatives, is that NOTHING could get me to vote for a liberal or a democrat. I come right out and tell them that democrats are pro criminal and I no longer care if my relatives don't like what I say. Also, most of my liberal relatives who are okay with these pro criminal policies make sure that they live in the whitest, low crime suburbs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2022 03:32 PM (+lVUW)

480 435 398 NYC oughta' start running those disaster tours where visitors can ride a bus an uparmored Humvee around the streets and see the destroyed store fronts, boarded up windows and perhaps, as a bonus, witness actual violent crime as it happens... live!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:33 PM (2Padd)

481 Barr ordered the DOJ / FBI not to investigate election fraud, and then claimed that there was no fraud.

Barr's a (very) smart man. He was sent to the Trump administration with a job to do, and he did it.

It's astonishing that Trump accomplished as much as he did in that D.C. den of vipers.

Posted by: Revenant at March 03, 2022 03:33 PM (C35Jn)

482 I'm pretty sure if one of the J6 defendants said "fuck you bitch" to the judge during a hearing, he'd be in the slammer for 99 years for Muh Contempt of Court or whatever.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2022 03:33 PM (Pk69y)

483 Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (haWye)

Your devotion is admirable.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:33 PM (SH2Zi)

484 477 Bensonhurst is almost all Chinese now.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 03, 2022 03:32 PM (ySQBZ)


That makes no sense, although I have not been there in years. Sunset Park is for sure Chinese as is Flushing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:33 PM (s2VJv)

485 The world needs Rabbi Kahane again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:33 PM (bkvh5)

486 Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2022 03:30 PM (haWye)

God bless you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

487 Bernard Goetz, a lonely Nation turns it eyes towards you.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 03, 2022 03:34 PM (3TihK)

488
Oh, it was the Chi-Coms. This might be a head fake. Or if Moderna did it, the Chi-Coms stole the formula and unleashed it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:29 PM (s2VJv)

OOOhhh...

I hit paydirt with that one.

Just funnin' folks...

#dontshootme

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 03:34 PM (BgMrQ)

489 we need a purge of all the crazies, druggies, felons and the homeless

Posted by: nckate at March 03, 2022 03:34 PM (2oJif)

490 Is Nabokov being canceled?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (bkvh5)

Not yet. That was tongue in cheek.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:34 PM (KTd/6)

491 As I have been telling my youngest recently, if you tell a funny joke too many times repeatedly, it ceases being funny. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2022 03:34 PM (Pk69y)

492 Ben McCain tweeted this earlier:

The videos of Ukrainian rednecks joyriding on Russian hardware increases the feeling that this is what would happen if you invaded a version of Louisiana the size of Texas.

***

As someone who lives in the deep South I can confirm.

And I assure you I would be one of them.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:35 PM (W3VUu)

493 490 Not yet. That was tongue in cheek.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:34 PM (KTd/6)


Tongue in cheek. That's an ISIS bride fartclam reference, no?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:35 PM (s2VJv)

494 >>Why do I get the impression that, in the world of Big Pharma, Pfizer is the Democrats and Moderna is the Republican party?

Seems like Moderna keeps getting muckraked while Pfizer, who is even worse than Moderna, is the sweet, innocent, "darling" of pandemic.
- - - -

Back in January, Tucker interviewed Glenn Beck on a new documentary Beck had made about Fauci and co.'s covid shenanigans leading up to the pandemic. In 2016 (or 16?) Fauci and another NIH doc made some big covid discovery and published a paper on it, etc. That same year, Fauci, this other doc/NIH and Moderna partnered to develop a vaccine for covid infections. In January 2020, that other doc and Moderna signed a huge deal (160+ page contract) to jointly own the intellectual property for the covid vaccine.

Moderna is involved up to its neck on the plandemic.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2022 03:35 PM (MmndN)

495 You gotta be careful sending Comma La into a one on one situation with a powerful man. She might blow it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 03, 2022 03:35 PM (jYQlA)

496 the straps were good because as the train sped up and slowed down, the straps would naturally move with that momentum. Now when you're just holding the overhead rail, it's all up to your arm.
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True but my God, what a filthy shithole ride with unknown crazy fvckers wandering through the cars hassling people. Well worth every penny you can scrape up to ride the main train around here.

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2022 03:35 PM (+ya+t)

497 Yet the Jan 6 protesters are STILL in jail
Having their lives ruined. 3 dead, 2 by suicide

Trump, can you hear me? Republicans? Anyone? You

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 03, 2022 03:36 PM (t4poC)

498 489 we need a purge of all the crazies, druggies, felons and the homeless
Posted by: nckate at March 03, 2022 03:34 PM (2oJif)


Throw in illegal aliens and the Democrat Party ceases to exist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:36 PM (s2VJv)

499

"I got spit on for being a Jew. Just because I'm wearing a yarmulke, I should be treated like this?"

My man, you keep voting Dem or letting Dems steal elections, this is what you get.

Funny how the mob got wiped out but not the crack dealers.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 03, 2022 03:36 PM (XnbJC)

500 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) on Wednesday claimed Republicans want "cancer for our veterans" while giving tax cuts to the rich.

"For the Republicans to go the floor and say, 'your veterans really don't want this help with this health because it's going to cost money,' Pelosi said about a proposed bill that would designate respiratory illnesses as connected to toxic exposures related to military action.

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 03:36 PM (RHGPo)

501 That's what we said. Didn't work.
- Arizona, Nevada, Colorado Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 03:05 PM (OalnH)
AHEM...Idaho. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 03, 2022 03:06 PM (FR4v

Utah also.

A new ep of South Park in the current season covers the exploding housing costs in states getting flooded by Californians. Really funny, because it's painfully true... But I like how they painted the Californians as idiots.
Posted by: LizLem

Had a California couple move in a mile down the road. I know their neighbor. He said they were nice enough but oozing progressive attitudes. He also said they were naive to the point of absurdity. We had a relatively mild winter. 5 ft of snowfall and only a handful of days below zero. I saw a realtor sign on their driveway yesterday. I love winter.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 03:36 PM (J99NO)

502 Now that I think about it: The straps on my local buses went out with the un-air-conditioned cream-and-maroon buses in the mid-'60s. With the big green-and-chrome buses with A/C, you were expected to grab the polished overhead rail.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 03:36 PM (txdEq)

503 Don't forget. Moderna, 2017:

"His presentation instead focused on four vaccines that the company is moving through the first phase of clinical trials: two target strains of influenza, a third is for Zika virus, and the fourth remains a secret.

statnews.com/2017/01/10/
moderna-trouble-mrna/

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 03:37 PM (Kt1w/)

504 As someone who lives in the deep South I can confirm.

And I assure you I would be one of them.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:35 PM (W3VUu)

Deep South, flyover middle, rural north. People of the country know how to operate big toys, Mrs. McCain.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:37 PM (SH2Zi)

505 >>Now when you're just holding the overhead rail, it's all up to your arm.

GAINZZZ

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 03:37 PM (GYllL)

506
Sean Davis should eject Domenech from the Federalist. Great site, but he is tedious.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:38 PM (s2VJv)

507 504 As someone who lives in the deep South I can confirm.

And I assure you I would be one of them.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:35 PM (W3VUu)

Deep South, flyover middle, rural north. People of the country know how to operate big toys, Mrs. McCain
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Just drive west or north of Westchester. Woodchucks and Rednecks abound.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 03:38 PM (D8mow)

508 IMO this Critical Race theory crap is expanding
____________

WE are the ones who should be regretting 1619.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:38 PM (2Padd)

509 Moderna is involved up to its neck on the plandemic.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2022 03:35 PM (MmndN)
--

IIRC, Fauci was trying to delay approval of the Pfizer vaccine because of his ties / stake in Moderna.

Posted by: Revenant at March 03, 2022 03:38 PM (C35Jn)

510 Deep South, flyover middle, rural north. People of the country know how to operate big toys, Mrs. McCain.

***

Youngest Son was operating a Bobcat at age nine.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:38 PM (W3VUu)

511 Ben McCain tweeted this earlier:

The videos of Ukrainian rednecks joyriding on Russian hardware increases the feeling that this is what would happen if you invaded a version of Louisiana the size of Texas.

As someone who lives in the deep South I can confirm. And I assure you I would be one of them.
Posted by: Azathoth

No shit. Give me four hours and I'd have nitrous oxide on it and we'd be drifting on dirt tracks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 03:38 PM (zPpWF)

512 I didn't realize Ukraine is nearly the size of Texas. It's darn big. The Russkies are hungry bastards, aren't they.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:38 PM (bkvh5)

513 I wish the mob guys from Staten Island or Bensonhurst would start putting the hurt on these guys ala Godfather I or II. If the cops wont do it, no reason the old John Gotti types cant step up and endear themselves to the public by taking matters into their own hands.
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at March 03, 2022 03:22 PM (Le3zB)
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I'd guess they are about to add that to the business plan, as well as start selling protection again.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (LyTO1)

514 That makes no sense, although I have not been there in years. Sunset Park is for sure Chinese as is Flushing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:33 PM (s2VJv)

Bensonhurst/Bathbeach is Russian/Korean with some Chinese and a few aging Italians (many who have left for Staten Island and NJ).

Sunset Park used to be mostly Hispanic - I would hate to drive there at night though.

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (5iUNf)

515 Youngest Son was operating a Bobcat at age nine.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:38 PM (W3VUu)

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Lynx or it didn't happen!

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (VJsqe)

516 Pelosi had no problem removing the SALT cap for the rich in BBB (Butter Bidens Buttocks)

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

517 I saw a realtor sign on their driveway yesterday. I love winter.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 03:36 PM (J99NO)

Our local Cal Covid Karen lasted about three years. However, another former Californian from Bakersfield is hardcore "insurrectionist" "domestic terrorist" grandma.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (SH2Zi)

518 But hey, the latest subway hate-crime against Asian females will be vigorously prosecuted to the fullest extent, because the perp is white.

Posted by: soft white underbelly at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (6O0gM)

519 >>> 490 Is Nabokov being canceled?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (bkvh5)
Not yet. That was tongue in cheek.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 03:34 PM (KTd/6)

With the current rhetoric, it would sadly not surprise me to see the libs cry for book burnings of Russian literature in a week or two. Old dead white guys + we are at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (+mkOR)

520 A new ep of South Park in the current season covers the exploding housing costs in states getting flooded by Californians. Really funny, because it's painfully true... But I like how they painted the Californians as idiots.
Posted by: LizLem

Had a California couple move in a mile down the road. I know their neighbor. He said they were nice enough but oozing progressive attitudes. He also said they were naive to the point of absurdity. We had a relatively mild winter. 5 ft of snowfall and only a handful of days below zero. I saw a realtor sign on their driveway yesterday. I love winter.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 03:36 PM (J99NO)
____________

We just had a couple move in behind us who are from Boston. As if we needed two more liberal votes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:40 PM (2Padd)

521 Youngest Son was operating a Bobcat at age nine.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:38 PM (W3VUu)

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Lynx or it didn't happen!
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (VJsqe)
***

Well played!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 03:40 PM (axyOa)

522 473 The White House is actively discussing
__________

Uh, how do you inactively discuss something? Or passively discuss it?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (2Padd)


It means they're discussing it RIGHT NOW......serious, you guys.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2022 03:40 PM (Fs5vw)

523 Both Gates and Fauci are involved with Moderna. Both Gates and Fauci announced in 2017 that Trump would face a pandemic during his term.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 03, 2022 03:40 PM (t62xj)

524 90 Is Nabokov being canceled?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM (bkvh5)
___________

Solzhenitsyn lied!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:40 PM (2Padd)

525 POS POC

Posted by: wth at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

526 Is Nabokov being canceled?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:31 PM


In Hollywood? No way....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (RkC6l)

527 Yet the Jan 6 protesters are STILL in jail
Having their lives ruined. 3 dead, 2 by suicide

Trump, can you hear me? Republicans? Anyone? You
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 03, 2022 03:36 PM (t4poC)
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Hey, we're busy! Go bother someone else.

Posted by: Mrs. Frank McCarthy-Luntz at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (bkvh5)

528 519
With the current rhetoric, it would sadly not surprise me to see the libs cry for book burnings of Russian literature in a week or two. Old dead white guys + we are at war with Eastasia.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (+mkOR)


What about Black Russians, the cocktail?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (s2VJv)

529 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania"

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"Poland and Romania are places called countries. They are located on a thing called a continent in a place called Europe, specifically in Eastern Europe which is to the east of a place called Western Europe. Europe is a place on a planet called Earth. Thank you all for coming ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (G/vKh)

530 A new ep of South Park in the current season covers the exploding housing costs in states getting flooded by Californians. Really funny, because it's painfully true... But I like how they painted the Californians as idiots.
Posted by: LizLem

Somewhat related, I'm informed new episodes of Futurama are being brought to Hulu.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (dfRN6)

531 Regarding bail for Mr. Feces:

I wonder if the prosecutor asked for a brief DELAY to assemble the materials the judge said she didn't have before her?

I think in most places what happened here would be a felony assault-- in MO, Assault 2nd Degree.

Posted by: mnw at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (NLIak)

532 By the way, he's not mentally ill -- another report describes him as "perfectly lucid."
____________

More than they can say for F. Joe Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (2Padd)

533 503 Don't forget. Moderna, 2017:

"His presentation instead focused on four vaccines that the company is moving through the first phase of clinical trials: two target strains of influenza, a third is for Zika virus, and the fourth remains a secret.

statnews.com/2017/01/10/
moderna-trouble-mrna/

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 03:37 PM (Kt1w/)


I read an article earlier this week claiming that virus specialists discovered that a small section of the COVID-19 bug gene sequence is identical to a sequence patented by Moderna about three years ago. I think InstaPundit had it. Media coverage: Zip.

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (AMIL/)

534 Dashing Dan and the Fartclams in one post!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I saw Dashing Dan and the Fartclams at the Brown Derby in 1987!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (zPpWF)

535 And you'll get to meet an exciting and vibrant cross-section of mentally ill and criminally-inclined people!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM


More like "the exciting and vibrant cross-section of mentally ill and criminally-inclined people get to meet you"

Posted by: Chuck C at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (EughT)

536 Liz Cheney compares what happened on January 6 with the invasion of Ukraine.

No, I didn't make that up.

Posted by: Cheri at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

537 ...and the fourth remains a secret.
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Ancient Chinese secret, eh??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (UHVv4)

538 Important reminder; The Supreme Court opinion in the Bruen case may well be released tomorrow. If decided correctly as expected, it will give back New Yorkers the right to carry.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

539 Thank you all for coming ..."
_____________

She did them all?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (2Padd)

540 The White House is actively discussing
__________

Uh, how do you inactively discuss something? Or passively discuss it?
==
An active discussion, means Biden is actually conscious in the meeting.

Posted by: Busted Fartclam Jr. WhiteHouse Press Office at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (c777g)

541 Hitler was not a vegetarian - he absolutely loved pickled fartclams.

According to Eva Fartclam Brown.

Posted by: Noted Scholar at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (LilNs)

542 Somewhat related, I'm informed new episodes of Futurama are being brought to Hulu.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM (dfRN6)

They re-cast Bender. So hard pass from me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (XvPQV)

543 No patience and no sympathy. You get what you voted for, good and hard.

Posted by: mea culpa at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (hK7Eh)

544 The White House is actively discussing

The collapse of the Republic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (Xrfse)

545 irus specialists discovered that a small section of the COVID-19 bug gene sequence is identical to a sequence patented by Moderna about three years ago.
-------------------
There's a link [or several] on this thread about it.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (UHVv4)

546 Behar apparently faceplanted on The View today. No injuries unfortunately.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (FY/nk)

547 With the current rhetoric, it would sadly not surprise me to see the libs cry for book burnings of Russian literature in a week or two. Old dead white guys + we are at war with Eastasia.
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 03:39 PM (+mkOR)
================
The Biden era strikes again. If we reflect our leadership, I could see the country stumbling into a world war simply out of ignorance and bluster.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (bkvh5)

548 543 No patience and no sympathy. You get what you voted for, good and hard.
Posted by: mea culpa at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (hK7Eh)

Just a shame that the relative handful who didn't vote for this shit also have to suffer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (II3Gr)

549 540 The White House is actively discussing
__________

Uh, how do you inactively discuss something? Or passively discuss it?
==
An active discussion, means Biden is actually conscious in the meeting.
Posted by: Busted Fartclam Jr. WhiteHouse Press Office at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (c777g)
____________

Now if they had a "robust" or "vibrant" discussion, then we'd really have something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (2Padd)

550 I read an article earlier this week claiming that virus specialists discovered that a small section of the COVID-19 bug gene sequence is identical to a sequence patented by Moderna about three years ago. I think InstaPundit had it. Media coverage: Zip.
Posted by: Gref

*

Yep. One in three trillion chance of it happening by chance.

Also it came out that the mRNA was converting to new DNA in recipients' livers in six hours after injections.

We are just along for the ride now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (Kt1w/)

551 Solzhenitsyn lied!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:40 PM (2Padd)

-------

The Climate Died!

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (G/vKh)

552 546 Behar apparently faceplanted on The View today. No injuries unfortunately.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (FY/nk)

-----
Is there video? I eagerly await the Behar Faceplant Cafe this evening!

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (VJsqe)

553 They re-cast Bender. So hard pass from me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (XvPQV)

Ah. Well, in that case, they can kiss my shiny metal ass.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (dfRN6)

554 And you'll get to meet an exciting and vibrant cross-section of mentally ill and criminally-inclined people!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:16 PM (2Padd)
++++
My grandmother apparently once said, "There is nothing more public than public transportation." She didn't mean it in a good way...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (DU+/6)

555 >>> They re-cast Bender. So hard pass from me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (XvPQV)

In the same way they recast Apu? Hiring a human to play a robot is now racist!

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (+mkOR)

556 Youngest Son was operating a Bobcat at age nine.
Posted by: Azathoth

My 2 year old grandson is jealous.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (J99NO)

557
529 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania"

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"Poland and Romania are places called countries. They are located on a thing called a continent in a place called Europe, specifically in Eastern Europe which is to the east of a place called Western Europe. Europe is a place on a planet called Earth. Thank you all for coming ..."

Kamala stringing 4 sentences together? Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (Xo3T0)

558 Poland and Romania are places called countries. They are located on a thing called a continent in a place called Europe, specifically in Eastern Europe which is to the east of a place called Western Europe. Europe is a place on a planet called Earth. Thank you all for coming ..."

and you forgot to add . . .

..."would you care for a blow job?"

Posted by: Busted Fartclam Jr. WhiteHouse Protocol Officer for VP at March 03, 2022 03:45 PM (+uL8d)

559 Behar apparently faceplanted on The View today. No injuries unfortunately.
=============
Are we sure? Looking at her face you might not be able to tell.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:45 PM (bkvh5)

560 544 The White House is actively discussing

The collapse of the Republic.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (Xrfse)
___________

The flavor of ice cream for this afternoon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:45 PM (2Padd)

561 I've been actively searching for a better video of Behar wiping out but can't find one. Shame.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 03:45 PM (GYllL)

562 Somewhat related, I'm informed new episodes of Futurama are being brought to Hulu.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 03:41 PM


Will there be snu snu?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 03:45 PM (RkC6l)

563 "The White House is actively discussing sending Vice President Harris to Warsaw, Poland, and Bucharest, Romania"
----------

I'm thinking she'll be no more that a diplomatic courier riding jump seat in various military Cargo planes and helicopters.

Picture the scene from The Hunt for Red October" when Jack Ryan is flying out to the aircraft carrier, ready to puke his guts out.

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2022 03:46 PM (G0vdT)

564 Nabakov: Don't be like Humbert Humbert

The modern Left's reading of Nabakov: Wow LOVE IS LOVE!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2022 03:46 PM (ESjRY)

565 I've been actively searching for a better video of Behar wiping out but can't find one. Shame.

**

The weird part is to understand that they control ALL of what was released, and it isn't live. Even if it's semi-live, there's a delay.

They wanted people to see that happen to her.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 03:46 PM (Kt1w/)

566 Posted by: Gonzotx

4 dead, two murdered, two by suicide

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2022 03:46 PM (2JoB8)

567 NYC oughta' start running those disaster tours where visitors can ride a bus an uparmored Humvee around the streets and see the destroyed store fronts, boarded up windows and perhaps, as a bonus, witness actual violent crime as it happens... live!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:33 PM (2Padd)


Could do something similar in the South West. Run "Black Op Tours" of known immigrant crossing points. Offers prizes for who can count the most illegals in a 24 hour period. For the more adventurous, offer up hunting parties...ahhh...I mean counter-reconnaissance opportunities for people to go find Cartel Recon sites.
Cash only, of course.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (axyOa)

568 Behar apparently faceplanted on The View today. No injuries unfortunately.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (FY/nk)

There is video. Thank you, God.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5db7w4

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (SH2Zi)

569 Ummm...

@MarketWatch
Melinda French Gates says Jeffrey Epstein factored into divorce from Bill Gates

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (zWpOF)

570 They re-cast Bender. So hard pass from me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (XvPQV)

In the same way they recast Apu? Hiring a human to play a robot is now racist!
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (+mkOR)

lol. I hope they aren't using a real robot.
All I know is they didn't ask John DiMaggio to reprise the role.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (XvPQV)

571 She did them all?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (2Padd)

--------

Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (G/vKh)

572 I saw Dashing Dan and the Fartclams at the Brown Derby in 1987!
-----
You beat me to it but wasn't it in 67?

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (+ya+t)

573 564 Nabakov: Don't be like Humbert Humbert

The modern Left's reading of Nabakov: Wow LOVE IS LOVE!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2022 03:46 PM (ESjRY)

=========

"The controversial Lolita, which negatively portrays a loving MAP as the villain, has been banned from the University of Virginia's library in a hopeful sign of progress in American free speech."
-The New York Times, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (LvTSG)

574 >They re-cast Bender. So hard pass from me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:42 PM (XvPQV)

Why? Was it outed that he was some kind of Trumpy insurrectionist or something?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (Pk69y)

575 566 Posted by: Gonzotx

4 dead, two murdered, two by suicide
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2022 03:46 PM (2JoB

Here I am, hoping that's a report from the set of "The View" today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (trdmm)

576 Vigilanteism.

Second look, eh Batman?

Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (lWDPY)

577 Also it came out that the mRNA was converting to new DNA in recipients' livers in six hours after injections.

We are just along for the ride now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 03:44 PM (Kt1w/)
================
I'm just very thankful I was able to persuade my idiot daughter not to vaccinate her son until final approvals granted. So....never, hopefully.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (bkvh5)

578 This busty brunette on a boat has never been happier to *not* be a New Yorker:
https://is.gd/bEhTPt


I see that she has experience with clearing snorkels.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (9RtK7)

579 RT America ceases productions and lays off most of its staff

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (RHGPo)

580 What a shitshow we are witnessing, real-time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 03:49 PM (Xrfse)

581 lol. I hope they aren't using a real robot.
All I know is they didn't ask John DiMaggio to reprise the role.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (XvPQV)

Wait, wait - the link my kid texted me says he IS coming back?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 03:49 PM (dfRN6)

582 569 Ummm...

@MarketWatch
Melinda French Gates says Jeffrey Epstein factored into divorce from Bill Gates
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I wonder what he did to their children?

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 03:49 PM (GYllL)

583 Behar apparently faceplanted on The View today. No injuries unfortunately.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (FY/nk)

There is video. Thank you, God.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5db7w4
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (SH2Zi)
____________

Joy, dial back the Valu-Rite, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:49 PM (2Padd)

584 Want to see *actual* collusion? Michael Shellenberger details how Russia's collaboration with climate activists has helped fuel the global energy crisis

https://tinyurl.com/2p9ad99n

Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2022 03:49 PM (NpAcC)

585 Behar apparently faceplanted on The View today. No injuries unfortunately.

***

Gosh, I hope she was wearing her mask.

Loljk... It's a pity she wasn't frying french fries.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:49 PM (W3VUu)

586 Behar apparently faceplanted on The View today

Next on the 11 O'Clock news - now free trips with your booster shot!

Posted by: The FNM at March 03, 2022 03:50 PM (ESjRY)

587 About the last time I rode the subway. Going into the city after that to check on our transmitter at the ESB, I used the company vehicle. And their money to park it.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 03, 2022 03:50 PM (Zvtjl)

588 MarketWatch
Melinda French Gates says Jeffrey Epstein factored into divorce from Bill Gates
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I wonder what he did to their children?
==
Most likely, ignored them.

Posted by: I'm not doctor phil, but I know a mental case when i see one at March 03, 2022 03:50 PM (odCk5)

589 581 lol. I hope they aren't using a real robot.
All I know is they didn't ask John DiMaggio to reprise the role.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (XvPQV)

Wait, wait - the link my kid texted me says he IS coming back?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 03:49 PM (dfRN6)

=========

Yeah, news as of yesterday is that DiMaggio is coming back. He was the last one to sign on, apparently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 03:50 PM (LvTSG)

590 544 The White House is actively discussing

The collapse of the Republic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 03:43 PM (Xrfse)

--------

"The collapse of the Republic is stronk!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 03, 2022 03:51 PM (G/vKh)

591 >>578 This busty brunette on a boat has never been happier to *not* be a New Yorker:
https://is.gd/bEhTPt


She needs a thick layer of sunscreen applied. Her skin looks very dry.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 03:51 PM (GYllL)

592 Nood. Old lady falls down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2022 03:51 PM (Y5qcH)

593 Nood - Joy's faceplant.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 03:51 PM (Rl7KJ)

594 Trolling Biden:

Elon Musk @elonmusk
Starts with a T
Ends with an A
ESL in the middle

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 03:51 PM (RHGPo)

595 Gosh, I hope she was wearing her mask.

*

Look at the video. The obese elite hosts are all unmasked, and the audience peons are all clapping and covering their faces appropriately while remembering their station in the presence of their betters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 03:51 PM (Kt1w/)

596 >>> There is video. Thank you, God.
https://tinyurl.com/yc5db7w4
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (SH2Zi)

Well, there goes my theory it was sabotage by Whoopi for Joy not rallying to her aid during Nazi-gate.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 03:52 PM (+mkOR)

597 The s**t smearer has a right to a speedy trial.

Give it to him good and hard.

Posted by: Never underestimate Joe's ability at March 03, 2022 03:52 PM (e/gaB)

598 Could do something similar in the South West. Run "Black Op Tours" of known immigrant crossing points. Offers prizes for who can count the most illegals in a 24 hour period. For the more adventurous, offer up hunting parties...ahhh...I mean counter-reconnaissance opportunities for people to go find Cartel Recon sites.
Cash only, of course.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (axyOa)
____________

Make it a package deal, where, from the deck of a cargo ship, you also get to plink some Somali pirates with a Barrett .50 cal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:52 PM (2Padd)

599 All I know is they didn't ask John DiMaggio to reprise the role.
----
That dude could hit a baseball.

Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2022 03:52 PM (+ya+t)

600 Gosh, I hope she was wearing her mask.

Loljk... It's a pity she wasn't frying french fries.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 03:49 PM (W3VUu)

It'd be pretty hilarious if she got up and blamed the unvaccinated. She's supposed to be a comedian, right?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 03:52 PM (SH2Zi)

601

nooood

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 03:52 PM (DI4px)

602 Look at the video. The obese elite hosts are all unmasked, and the audience peons are all clapping and covering their faces appropriately while remembering their station in the presence of their betters.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 03:51 PM (Kt1w/)
______________

And struggling to lift Behar's fat ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 03, 2022 03:52 PM (2Padd)

603 Guy who came to help Behar was masked. Serfs to the rescue.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 03, 2022 03:53 PM (oWBc3)

604 Joy falling
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ch5tc

Posted by: Dogbert at March 03, 2022 03:55 PM (Z9HSN)

605 We know Ashley Babitt and Rosanne Boyland were murdered on Jan 6, Julie Kelly has reported 2 suicides directly from being hounded by the FBI with no end.

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2022 03:56 PM (2JoB8)

606 Why? Was it outed that he was some kind of Trumpy insurrectionist or something?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2022 03:48 PM (Pk69y)

No idea. John DiMaggio might be negotiating or hoping for fan pressure to get the role again

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 04:02 PM (XvPQV)

607 the frontiers used to be where there wasn't much civilization. now it's the cities.

Posted by: x at March 03, 2022 04:27 PM (uQFwj)

608 Who goes anywhere with a bag of feces?

This democrat obviously had criminal assault in mind, and prowled for a victim.

Just like pResident Penetrating Fingers has done to American voters.

Posted by: Ju at March 03, 2022 05:30 PM (aTmM/)

609 The NBA is FAN-tastic!

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schenellenberger at March 03, 2022 05:46 PM (YBdJc)

610 Early release so the Democrats have voters out there

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 03, 2022 06:25 PM (wGqjj)

611 Did the nice NYC Jewish man vote Democrat? Well then he got what he voted for.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at March 03, 2022 06:58 PM (cJqki)

612 Anyone bother to copy/paste that perp's name into the Twittersphere to see what crazy people were saying about him? I keep thinking I'm beyond being surprised by the pretzel logic of identity politics, but wow...a LOT of what would otherwise be considered hate speech directed at African blacks living in the US by what appeared to be threads full of comments from of black Americans. They have their own acronyms and everything. When you're bandying around acronyms to describe an entire group of people you don't like, who share only a common ethnicity, you might be an ethnicist. Can't be racist, as our betters have repeatedly scolded into us, but bigots? Absofuckinglutely.

Posted by: Scott M at March 03, 2022 08:28 PM (7EnFR)

613
>>from, comment # 138
https://archive.ph/EAnnz
DailyExposeUK NWO

https://archive.ph/kRy4P
DailyExposeUK
Moderna Patent

Posted by: zigzag at March 03, 2022 09:38 PM (0SJWa)

614 New Yorkers created this. They deserve it. Just wall them in and let them live with it. Don't let them escape it and bring their cancer to where I live. Just bell them all.

Posted by: Harry at March 04, 2022 01:10 AM (EcD5Y)

615 There is s fix to this, it's called Vigilante justice.

Posted by: obsidian at March 04, 2022 10:25 AM (oY0jZ)

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