Northwest Missouri State University Announces "Womynx History Month"

I'm announcing "Defund the Universities Year."

This is so embarrassing.

Way to drive down the value of your already dubious college education, idiots.

A Missouri university is facing backlash on social media by referring to Women's History Month, which began on March 1st, as "Womynx History Month."

"To commemorate Womynx History Month, Northwest will host a variety of activities throughout the month of March," Northwest Missouri State University posted on Twitter Tuesday. "The theme for this year's celebration is 'Providing Healing, Promoting Hope.'"


The Twitter post linked to a website explaining that the school is using the term "Womynx" to "encourage inclusivity."

Several social media users expressed confusion as to the meaning of the phrase "Womynx" which was presumably an attempt to include non-biological women into the celebration of Women's History Month.

"Wtf is Womynx?? This is what people go into debt to learn?" the social media account LibsofTikTok, which is run by a female, posted.


As you probably know, the alien vulgarism "womyn" was invented to exclude the morpheme "man" from "woman." And now they've changed that to "womynx" to... add men (transgenders) back into women.

For reasons.

We're changing women to womyn to get rid of those dirty disgusting men!

Now we're changing it to womynx to bring those oppressed men pretending to be women back in! Yay!

Here's the actual etymology on this, which is interesting. Which these little imbeciles should bother acquainting themselves with before butchering the language.

"Man," originally, in the Old English, did not mean "man." It meant "one" or "person" -- genderlessly. It still means that in German (well, as "Mann").

Specific sense of "adult male of the human race" (distinguished from a woman or boy) is by late Old English (c. 1000); Old English used wer and wif to distinguish the sexes, but wer began to disappear late 13c. and was replaced by man. Universal sense of the word remains in mankind and manslaughter. Similarly, Latin had homo "human being" and vir "adult male human being," but they merged in Vulgar Latin, with homo extended to both senses.

So, to digest, in both Old English and in Latin, presumably coincidentally, there were separate words for "human being" and "adult male," and the word for "human being" later evolved to mean both "human being" and "adult male."

However, that root meaning of "Human being" persists, and remains in a lot of derived words.

The word for "man" in Old English was wer. That's where werewolf comes from; it means man-wolf.

The word for "woman" was "wif," from which of course derives "wife." But from which also derives "woman," as "wif" was combined with "man" to form "wifman," or "womanperson." Which became "woman" over time.

So you're not cutting the "male" out of the word "woman." You're cutting out the "person."

None of this brutish, ignorant deformation of the English (or Spanish) language is necessary, if you would just study the language, like you're supposed to do in college, instead of vandalizing and scarifying it.


Bonus: Literally every single time I look up "werewolf" I find out some new cool thing:

In the ancient Persian calendar, the eighth month (October-November) was Varkazana-, literally "(Month of the) Wolf-Men."

Metal.

I think in the sci-fi RPG Traveller, the wolf-like pirate alien race was called the Vargr. Obviously they just looked up the old root of werewolf for that name.

Posted by: Ace at 02:34 PM




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1 Such BS

Posted by: CN The First at March 04, 2022 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

2 Any of you fartclams want to come up here and knock me off?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 04, 2022 02:34 PM (YFAIE)

3 We need to get rid of women's studies too

Posted by: CN The First at March 04, 2022 02:34 PM (ONvIw)

4 Why do women need a month when they already got the whole year?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:34 PM (4fSQf)

5
Do not trust Adam. Adam is asshoe!

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2022 02:35 PM (Xo3T0)

6
Womynx sounds like the female version of Backstreet Boys with a Def Leppard name ripoff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2022 02:35 PM (s2VJv)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

8 4 Why do women need a month when they already got the whole year?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:34 PM (4fSQf)


They already have time of the month. And sometimes that's like an eternity for most guys.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (s2VJv)

9 Kurt alert at #545 on Graham thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (UHVv4)

10

If a Womynx shits in forest, does it make a sound?

Posted by: Johnny Noir at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (7DYli)

11 It's that time of the month year again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (Kt1w/)

12 these people are shitheadx.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (Ynyl9)

13 Womynx is such an insane word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (dNqv+)

14 Northwest Missouri State University
______________

An example of what used to be called "a high school with ashtrays."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (rNyNM)

15 Hello, God? Yeah.....we're done here. C'mon and judge us already.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

16 There ain't so such thang!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (Msys3)

17 Womynx sounds like an older chick who's into leather and whips.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (4fSQf)

18 12 these people are shitheadx.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (Ynyl9)

Shith-ead-ex

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (dNqv+)

19 Ace, I had forgotten about Traveler. That was a great role playing game back in the day and I used to have the rule book and manuals for it (maybe somewhere in my storage).

Liked their treatment of the Stainless Steel Rat. We could use Slippery Jim DiGriz about now.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (Iq9dF)

20
They already have time of the month. And sometimes that's like an eternity for most guys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 04, 2022 02:36 PM (s2VJv


*slowly backs away from JJ*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (4fSQf)

21 Missouri University Announces "Womynx History Month"

Best of luck, Mr. Spades, but we will bury you!

Hold it... oh, no, you were being serious. It really happened...

Posted by: The Babylon Bee at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (AytXr)

22 We'll better than "Sex Week" which The OSU has been holding for the past few years.

It's as bad as one might imagine.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (Msys3)

23 I really agree with the person that said womanhood is not a skin suit, that you can just put on. That's what they treat it like. I want to see these universities crash and burn, so that they have to get rid of these useless departments.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (5HBd1)

24 >>In the ancient Persian calendar, the eighth month (October-November) was Varkazana-, literally "(Month of the) Wolf-Men."

I was born in October. This would explain my intense animal magnetism.

A wooo

Werewolf of Rhody

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2022 02:38 PM (ZLI7S)

25 re 9: so? is he smearing shit on his face again?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2022 02:38 PM (Ynyl9)

26 SAAWWWIIIINNNG and a WIF!!!!

STRIKE THREE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

27 As a person of uterus, I find the term womynx appalling.

Posted by: huerfano at March 04, 2022 02:38 PM (MzKgG)

28 Womynx HERstory Month, bitch!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 02:38 PM (UHVv4)

29 "Man," originally, in the Old English, did not mean "man." It meant "one" or "person" -- genderlessly. It still means that in German (well, as "Mann").
___________

It still means that in English, too. The default gender, when the sex of the person is either unknown or immaterial, is masculine.

"Will everyONE return to his seat?" "Their seat" doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 02:38 PM (rNyNM)

30 Late to the last post but does anyone else immediately think of a box of Virginia Slims or Capris when they think of Lindsay Graham?

I can see him smoking one when he's had too much to drink and being super effeminate about it.

Posted by: MJ at March 04, 2022 02:38 PM (zwDuR)

31 Womynx sounds like an older chick who's into leather and whips.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Not that there's anything wrong with that you know.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 02:38 PM (Msys3)

32 I'll take a piece of that action!

Posted by: Bela Okmyx at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (63Dwl)

33 How to be pronouncing Womynx?

Woman-ix?
Woe-minx?
Woe-mine-ix?
Wahm-yinx?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (VCz/u)

34 "Similarly, Latin had homo "

so's the Senate.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (Ynyl9)

35 I stand with the people of Uterus!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (Kt1w/)

36 >>"Wtf is Womynx?? This is what people go into debt to learn?"



"Define 'woman'"
-- Matt Walsh's question that always leaves them flummoxed

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (MmndN)

37 So, do you pronounce it Woo-mine-zh, woo-min-zh, woo-min-z, woo-min-jh...

In Keev they pronounce it "dishwasher"

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (QYPq3)

38 Universal sense of the word remains in mankind and manslaughter.
____________

And in manual labor. And manure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (rNyNM)

39
33 How to be pronouncing Womynx?

Woman-ix?
Woe-minx?
Woe-mine-ix?
Wahm-yinx?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (VCz/u


re-tard

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (4fSQf)

40 I just can't see setting aside a whole month. Best I can do is International Sammich Day.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (KFhLj)

41 We'll better than "Sex Week" which The OSU has been holding for the past few years.

It's as bad as one might imagine.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (Msys3)



Is it's theme song Ice-T's "Lets Get Buck Naked and F*ck"?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

42

~sob-sob~

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (K2SnJ)

43 One nice thing about the impending collapse of Ukraine is that I don't have to give half a shit about any of this nonsense.

Posted by: trev006 at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (Eqkqm)

44 Why is Missouri University trying to be flaming left-tards?

Don't they know they are in Missouri?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (Y5qcH)

45 Maryville MO? Just down the road from Skidmore.

Posted by: klaftern at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (taPSh)

46

You're not here for the hunting, are you?

Posted by: The Womynx at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (7DYli)

47 I will never use their psychotic made-up words.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (sVtYq)

48 30 Late to the last post but does anyone else immediately think of a box of Virginia Slims or Capris when they think of Lindsay Graham?

I can see him smoking one when he's had too much to drink and being super effeminate about it.

Posted by: MJ
----------------------------
In the South, we call people like Lindsay--'Confirmed gentlemen'.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (Iq9dF)

49 I saw Varkazana open for Metallica in Texarkana.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (KfxO6)

50 Girl, you'll be a womynx soon...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (wBpKf)

51 womanperson ?

what the fartclam ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (tRpV0)

52 There bitch!

Posted by: Igor at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (UHVv4)

53 17 Womynx sounds like an older chick who's into leather and whips.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (4fSQf)

Something along these lines?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8uc5x4

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (dNqv+)

54 >>How to be pronouncing Womynx?
Woman-ix?
Woe-minx?
Woe-mine-ix?
Wahm-yinx?


Whoa - MINX!
Knarley!

Posted by: Bill and Ted at March 04, 2022 02:41 PM (MmndN)

55
Womynx sounds like an older chick who's into leather and whips.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
_________________

This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2022 02:41 PM (K2SnJ)

56 I blame the mynstratin'.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 04, 2022 02:41 PM (WmGrA)

57 And in manual labor. And manure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (rNyNM)

A wise man once said, "It smells like manure because it is manure."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 02:41 PM (Y5qcH)

58 Since we are trying to stop Putin by cancelling all things Russian, isn't it time we banned any mention of Marx, Lenin and communism in our schools?

Posted by: Fact Checkers Say at March 04, 2022 02:41 PM (h1jJh)

59 Wymyn was a thing, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:41 PM (dNqv+)

60 Traveler. Wow.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 02:41 PM (9otr5)

61 >Which these little imbeciles should bother acquainting themselves with before butchering the language.

The whole point is to destroy meaning in the English language and debase our culture. They know damned well what they're doing.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2022 02:41 PM (aldSv)

62 And in manual labor. And manure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (rNyNM)


womynure

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 02:41 PM (tRpV0)

63
I stand with the people of Uterus!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 04, 2022 02:39 PM (Kt1w/)


Gyno-Americans!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (n+4am)

64 3 We need to get rid of women's studies too
Posted by: CN The First at March 04, 2022 02:34 PM (ONvIw)
____________

We need to get rid of ALL "studies." They're all made-up commie bullshit. Every. One.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (rNyNM)

65 I will never use their psychotic made-up words.

That's really for the best. As soon as you learn their new "vocabulary" they'll just change it anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (SchxB)

66 Unrelated: Wyoming passed a law to BAN gender studies classes, organizations, etc on state-funded college campuses. Banned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

67 does this name make me look fat?

Posted by: Womynx History Month at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (uQFwj)

68 53 17 Womynx sounds like an older chick who's into leather and whips.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (4fSQf)

Something along these lines?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8uc5x4
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (dNqv+


She's....scary. In a good way

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (4fSQf)

69 Womynx sounds like an older chick who's into leather and whips.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Something along these lines?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8uc5x4
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Love me, shove me, make it hurt so good!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (Msys3)

70 64 3 We need to get rid of women's studies too
Posted by: CN The First at March 04, 2022 02:34 PM (ONvIw)
____________

We need to get rid of ALL "studies." They're all made-up commie bullshit. Every. One.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (rNyNM)

==========

"You can take it from my cold dead hands..."
-Media studies aka journalism for dummies

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

71 I can see him smoking one when he's had too much to drink and being super effeminate about it.

Posted by: MJ

That ain't all he's smokin'.

Posted by: Phillip Morris at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (WmGrA)

72 Womynx history month:
It's that time of the month, all month!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (VCz/u)

73 Person of sammich?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (rNyNM)

74
Something along these lines?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8uc5x4
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:40 PM (dNqv+)



In this instance, it's more like that part of that one movie where Rosie O'Donnell is dressed that way.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Don't they know they are in Missouri?

Virtually no significant college exists as a part of the state it's located in. They're all de facto California consulates.

Letting anti-Western imbeciles take over the humanities, and funding all the -studies programs and diversity offices transformed them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (KFhLj)

76 66 Unrelated: Wyoming passed a law to BAN gender studies classes, organizations, etc on state-funded college campuses. Banned.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

If that's more than 1 campus, I'd be really surprised.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (Y5qcH)

77 WYMNYNX KEEP THE MEN STRAIGHT

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (Kt1w/)

78 Man or MANNIX!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (63Dwl)

79
Then where the LYKOI werekitty?

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (K0s33)

80 I say make every month Mental Illness and Deviancy Appreciation and Celebration Month, and call it a day.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (/Q53Q)

81 NORTHWEST Missouri State University ... not even distinguished enough for a standalone cardinal direction in a 10-electoral-vote state and they're doing this woke shit. How's that for penetration?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (+R5dc)

82 And I think Old English's wer was probably influenced by/derived from Latin vir, too.

Ace: "In the ancient Persian calendar, the eighth month (October-November) was Varkazana-, literally "(Month of the) Wolf-Men."

You learn a lot of stuff on this blog, I gotta say.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (txdEq)

83

Ppffftttttt!!!!

Posted by: The Womynx's Fartclam at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (7DYli)

84 "In the ancient Persian calendar, the eighth month (October-November) was Varkazana-, literally '(Month of the) Wolf-Men."

Sign me the fuck up.

Posted by: Lindsey Fuckin' Graham and his raging semi at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (P4LRL)

85 75 Don't they know they are in Missouri?

Virtually no significant college exists as a part of the state it's located in. They're all de facto California consulates.

Letting anti-Western imbeciles take over the humanities, and funding all the -studies programs and diversity offices transformed them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (KFhLj)

=========

My dad calls Blacksburg, where Virginia Tech, his employer for the past 20 years, is located as The People's Republican of Blacksburg.

It's nowhere close to NoVA, either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (LvTSG)

86 Womynx sounds like an OTC medicine to prevent cramps. "Honey, are you going to Wal-Mart? I'm not feeling well. Pick up a bottle of Womynx, will ya?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (sVtYq)

87 Better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out Jim

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (+ya+t)

88 73 Person of sammich?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (rNyNM)

Sandwich Two-Spirit: BLT and PBJ

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (dNqv+)

89 Unrelated: Wyoming passed a law to BAN gender studies classes, organizations, etc on state-funded college campuses. Banned.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)




Saving the state millions in wasted student loans.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

90 I say we get Scotty to beam them ALL over to the fighting in Ukraine and let them loose.

If they have time to come up with sh** like this, they are really living a very privileged existence.

And they have entirely too much time on their dainty little hands.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (VqNuf)

91 The new sheriff is a Negrex.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (jYQlA)

92 >>And in manual labor. And manure.


OMG, do not get started on all the cutesy new words such as 'mansplain' and 'manspread'. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (MmndN)

93 Girl child planning to go look at colleges over spring break. All of course asked ethnic info. Only one wanted to know if she was Hispanic/Latinx.

Guess which one is on the bottom of my list?

Oh and wait till I tell you what their COVID protocols are.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (9otr5)

94 They're so tiresome.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 02:45 PM (6i1Yo)

95 I say we appropriate their words and rebrand them.

Womynx is that plastic nut that holds the top tank on the toilet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:45 PM (4fSQf)

96
WOMANYX

Staring Mike "Chelsea" Collins

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 02:45 PM (0G13K)

97 Gyno-Americans!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (n+4am)


Radio Derb fan ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 02:45 PM (tRpV0)

98 "Since we are trying to stop Putin by cancelling all things Russian, isn't it time we banned any mention of Marx, Lenin and communism in our schools?"

Ironically, the only place on earth where the practice of communism is illegal, is, (wait for it...)

The Russian Federation

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2022 02:45 PM (jTmQV)

99 Lindsay G practicing near nuclear brinksmynxhip with Putin.

Posted by: Rex B at March 04, 2022 02:45 PM (8UEAr)

100 How to be pronouncing Womynx?

Woman-ix?
Woe-minx?
Woe-mine-ix?
Wahm-yinx?


They originally spelled it "Womxn", but it caught on on teh Twitter that you should pronounce it "woe-mixin", and it means "a depressed DJ" (in the "two turntables and a microphone" sense) and the wokies can't abide mockery.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2022 02:45 PM (ZGrMX)

101 They're getting close to what I consider the most pig-ignorant of language butchery: His-story

Posted by: Well at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (tDqVX)

102 Shania Twain: "Man! I feel like a woman."
Womanyx: Man: "I feel like a woman."

Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (VCz/u)

103 Hehehe Wo- Mynx.

Is that supposed to me non-sexist? Because, I'm pretty sure there are quite a few armpit hair carrying female types that don't like when you call them a "mynx".

Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (5dt4P)

104
"A foolish woman is clamorous,
she is simple, and knoweth nothing"

-Proverbs

Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (Xo3T0)

105 I say make every month Mental Illness and Deviancy Appreciation and Celebration Month, and call it a day.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis!

Sorry, I'm already spoken for. And my friend, June, is being courted for the teenth time.

Posted by: February - BHM at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (WmGrA)

106 Mandible! It's the dible of a . . . ewww.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (6i1Yo)

107
"You can take it from my cold dead hands..."
-Media studies aka journalism for dummies


Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (n+4am)

108 If that's more than 1 campus, I'd be really surprised.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (Y5qcH)

Don't know. Southern North Dakota has a excellent satellite campus at Hoople.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (PiwSw)

109 Men are not women.
They will never be women.

I am a woman.
Men are not women.

How difficult is this, really?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (W2Pud)

110 >>>And I think Old English's wer was probably influenced by/derived from Latin vir, too.

i saw a reference that both probably come from Proto Indo European vi-ro.

Hey -- "VIRILE."

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (0G13K)

111 Then where the LYKOI werekitty?
Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022


***
Those creatures are . . . odd-looking. As much as I love felines, I'd never have one any more than I would a hairless cat. Brrr.

(Lykoi is Greek or derived from Greek for "wolf." That's where we get "lycanthropy," "wolf-man." Did you know the tomato was once called the "dreaded wolf peach"? People actually believed it was violently poisonous like cyanide. The active ingredient, lycopene, is named for the "wolf" idea.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (txdEq)

112 Girl child planning to go look at colleges over spring break. All of course asked ethnic info. Only one wanted to know if she was Hispanic/Latinx.

Guess which one is on the bottom of my list?

Oh and wait till I tell you what their COVID protocols are.
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (9otr5)



Lady we know from my daughter's HS said since the husband is 1/2 Mex, she's marking all the kids going forward as "hispanic" so they can take advantage of all the fucking opportunities for $$$$ for further education.

I don't blame them.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

113 And now they've changed that to "womynx" to... add men (transgenders) back into women.

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. Wait, it's not a portmanteau of Womyn and Latinx for Hispanic Womyn? I'm so confused ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (nATPw)

114 From Forbes:

In a sharp reversal of Angela Merkel's policy of free riding on US support for NATO, Germany's new Chancellor vowed to increase military expenditure to above 2% of GDP. This will make Germany - hitherto the laggard in defence readiness with armed forces that were "more or less stripped bare" during Merkel's 16-year reign as noted by its Chief of Army - the largest spender on the military in Europe with significantly higher defence expenditures than in the United Kingdom and France. An Irish political commentator tweeted "Germany [is] basically doing what Donald Trump demanded that they do - to widespread ridicule - for the four years of his Presidency. I know it galls people to hear it, but Trump was right about some very big things."

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (RHGPo)

115 So you're not cutting the "male" out of the word "woman." You're cutting out the "person."




Cutting out the person is a recurring theme among the left.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (5kI0z)

116 It's nowhere close to NoVA, either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 02:44 PM (LvTSG)


And yet 10 miles down the road is Christiansburg and a little further to Salem and Roanoke.

Which are not anything like that college town.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (9otr5)

117 We called womynx Thai Ladyboys. They are known as Bennyboys in the Phillipines. Happly little fuckers.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (HTCOy)

118 Ryan Legend and the Suffragettes remaking popular songs for feminism-- Ryan Long's new video would have been perfect for this thread.

Posted by: JROD at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (0jZnq)

119
I am a woman.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (W2Pud)]



Damn RIGHT you are.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Manfred Mann and his Earth band, man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (63Dwl)

121 People keep shouting boycott! Stop funding! Make your voices heard! Vote! Start your own apps!

But all we have seen is innocent people thrown in illegal us gulags where they are tortured and dying with zero recourse. We boycott, they shift the sands. We speak up the banks are after us. Parents speak up and are thrown out of meetings. We stop funding, but they are paid off anyway so never go away. We try to contribute to causes and the money gathering sites are sued or taken down. Our social media sites are being taken down, social commentary being blocked. Bloggers being swatted and sued. Accounts cancelled. Vote? Right.

I've never been more in for splitting the nation up than ever before. They have so much foreign capital, how do we compete? They can declare martial law at the drop of a dime. Nothing is ever voted on. Laws are not being adhered to. Where does a good hardworking person go to find peace and independence.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 02:48 PM (8I+CL)

122 I'm pretty sure they deleted the tweet. I was going to say they deleted it in shame, but I doubt they can feel shame.

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 04, 2022 02:48 PM (MpOGS)

123 109 Men are not women.
They will never be women.

I am a woman.
Men are not women.

How difficult is this, really?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (W2Pud


But you're discounting Feeeeelings!! Reeeeeeee!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:48 PM (4fSQf)

124 102 Shania Twain: "Man! I feel like a woman."
Womanyx: Man: "I feel like a woman."
Posted by: bonhomme at March 04, 2022 02:46 PM (VCz/u)

Also Shania:

Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard.

Is there something she's not telling us?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022 02:48 PM (PiwSw)

125 I know it galls people to hear it, but Trump was right about some very big things."
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (RHGPo)


That's why it galls them. Not because it's Trump. It's because he was right.

Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (9otr5)

126 "A foolish woman is clamorous,
she is simple, and knoweth nothing"

-Proverbs


Fartclamorous?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (KFhLj)

127 Although I wouldn't be offended if I was called a minx. Sounds sleek and soft and sexy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (W2Pud)

128 Why are the dumbest, most irrational, ugliest, and most emotionally charged people associated with universities? Sheeesh. Fricken embarrassment.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (DcKNO)

129 Leftists consider this language-desecrating bullshit to be just as profound as physics, or med school, or engineering sciences, or computer programming.

The second anyone suggests removing these political seminaries masquerading as "studies," the howl is immense about how "Rethuglicans are fascists who just hate education."

No, you retards. We're trying to give people actual education by teaching them subjects that are actually worth something. Masturbate to your fucking oppression when you have your dorm room pot 3am sessions.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (BCSAN)

130 Burning car carrying ship sank. Total loss estimated at 438 million dollars.

Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (AmoqO)

131 I thought Woe-mixin was a cure for WuFlu being kept secret??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (UHVv4)

132 Fartclanyx

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (2cfUo)

133 Lady we know from my daughter's HS said since the husband is 1/2 Mex, she's marking all the kids going forward as "hispanic" so they can take advantage of all the fucking opportunities for $$$$ for further education.

--

Since that entire discriminatory system needs to be chunked, I say it's past time all incoming white students (the ones being discriminated against most) classify themselves as trans-[insert new ethnicity].

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (sVtYq)

134 Woe-man

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (4I/2K)

135 "A foolish woman is clamorous,
she is simple, and knoweth nothing"

-Proverbs

Fartclamorous?


She's a regular Fartclamity Jane.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (SchxB)

136 127 Although I wouldn't be offended if I was called a minx. Sounds sleek and soft and sexy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (W2Pud)

Why, thank you!

Posted by: Minx 0.7 Alpha at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

137 Frankly, seeing feminists get cvcked by the ever-expanding Alphabet Gang is kind of like watching Iran and Iraq fight. You're rooting for casualties on both sides.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (aldSv)

138

Lysol cleans up Womynx spills, no problem.

Posted by: Harry Crouch at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (7DYli)

139 Tolkien, who knew English as well as anyone could, described elvish bowmen as bowmen. Firewomen and congresswomen is stupid.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (44ww/)

140 130 Burning car carrying ship sank. Total loss estimated at 438 million dollars.
Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (AmoqO)

Yay, electric cars are the future!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (UuD2k)

141 I will have to say Biden has the recession he's always wanted. That will teach you deplorables.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (HTCOy)

142 134 Woe-man

Woah, Man

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (2cfUo)

143 127 Although I wouldn't be offended if I was called a minx. Sounds sleek and soft and sexy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (W2Pud


Better than being called an otter

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (4fSQf)

144 If that's more than 1 campus, I'd be really surprised.

Yeah not a lot of colleges in Wyoming to begin with and I'm guessing mostly cow colleges. I don't mean that in a disparaging way at all. Those are valid, important places you can get important training. They're just not going to be having wymyn's studies classses or any other special study groups

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

145 I saw Wo-mixin open for Mojo Nixon at The Arcadia in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

146 137 Frankly, seeing feminists get cvcked by the ever-expanding Alphabet Gang is kind of like watching Iran and Iraq fight. You're rooting for casualties on both sides.
------------------
This is true.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 02:51 PM (HTCOy)

147 >Wait, it's not a portmanteau of Womyn and Latinx for Hispanic Womyn? I'm so confused ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 02:47 PM (nATPw)

Virtue signaling is just Calvinball for retards.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 02:51 PM (gryET)

148 127 Although I wouldn't be offended if I was called a minx. Sounds sleek and soft and sexy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (W2Pud)

They are semi-aquatic weasels that kill anything they can and eat it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 02:51 PM (UuD2k)

149 Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 02:48 PM (8I+CL)

--

That was an excellent rant, artisanal...and all true.

*insert Orson Wells slow clap*

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (sVtYq)

150 Sounds like Mush Mouth from the Fat Albert Gang is trying to tell the Tale of Lemmiwmynx from inside Mudfoot's ass.

Posted by: Dumb Donald at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (jNXuK)

151 NMSU is a chowder of fartclams.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (M+Lyo)

152 132 Fartclanyx-19

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (tRpV0)

153 Better than being called an otter
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Watch it, buster.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (W2Pud)

154 143 127 Although I wouldn't be offended if I was called a minx. Sounds sleek and soft and sexy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (W2Pud


Better than being called an otter
----------------
Weasels, ferrets and stoats are in the mix.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (HTCOy)

155
Gyno-Americans!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 02:42 PM (n+4am)


Radio Derb fan ?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 02:45 PM (tRpV0)



Stole it from Lloyd Kaufman, he used it several times in his books on Troma Entertainment and filmmaking.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (n+4am)

156 You know FYI, Ace got me kicked off Twitter yesterday when he posted that tweet of the woman saying you can't teach history without gender studies.

I asked her if that was a Catherine the Great reference... I was impressed to find out that the Twitter censors actually understood my comment. Silver linings.

Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (5dt4P)

157 Apparently, 'lycanthropy' is also derived from 'wolf-man' in Greek.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (aldSv)

158 NATO RULES OUT UKRAINE NO-FLY ZONE: 'PAINFUL DECISION.' NATO secretary says no-fly zone 'would end up with something that could end in a full-fledged war in Europe involving many more countries.'

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (UHVv4)

159 Think I'm a gonna celebrate women's history month with Mrs.Sock tonight in a patriarchal, self serving kinda way. Fairly sure she'll enjoy it too.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (5Njew)

160 Woman + lynx = Womynx

Posted by: Dr. FauciMoreau at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (bA3Ln)

161 142 134 Woe-man

Woah, Man
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (2cfUo)

She was a thief,
you gotta belief!
She stole my heart,
and my Cat!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:53 PM (dNqv+)

162 .They are semi-aquatic weasels that kill anything they can and eat it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 02:51 PM (UuD2k)

Pretty much describes my first wife.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 02:53 PM (gryET)

163 145 I saw Wo-mixin open for Mojo Nixon at The Arcadia in '93.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

I saw that tour. They played "Destroy All Lawyers" and "Put a Sex Mo-sheen in the White House"

Good show.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022 02:53 PM (PiwSw)

164 They are semi-aquatic weasels that kill anything they can and eat it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

The downside?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:53 PM (W2Pud)

165 Fartclmamyx?

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 04, 2022 02:53 PM (j40lz)

166 Burning car carrying ship sank. Total loss estimated at 438 million dollars.
Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (AmoqO)

Electric cars contributing to the environment !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 02:53 PM (M+Lyo)

167 So you're not cutting the "male" out of the word "woman." You're cutting out the "person."

None of this brutish, ignorant deformation of the English (or Spanish) language is necessary, if you would just study the language, like you're supposed to do in college, instead of vandalizing and scarifying it.

++++
That;s not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: American Academia at March 04, 2022 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

168 Although I wouldn't be offended if I was called a minx. Sounds sleek and soft and sexy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022


***
"Nimble little minx, in'tshe?"
( -- Peter Venkman, about Goser the Goserian's female form)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 02:53 PM (txdEq)

169 I'm announcing "Defund the Universities Year."
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Why just a year???

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2022 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

170 Surely unintentional but funny nonetheless:

minx
[miNGks]
NOUN
humorous
derogatory
an impudent, cunning, or boldly flirtatious girl or young woman.
"you saucy little minx!"

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 04, 2022 02:54 PM (vN+oL)

171 Wolf person. MFG

Posted by: Jimco Industries at March 04, 2022 02:54 PM (IDxh8)

172 Although I wouldn't be offended if I was called a minx. Sounds sleek and soft and sexy.

It sure does, you little minx.

I think that's the correct usage.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 02:54 PM (SchxB)

173 Any grammer geniuses here? If I'm writing mens necklace is it mens or men's? I think without the apostrophe but I want to be sure. Same with womens. Is it womens or women's?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 04, 2022 02:54 PM (nxdel)

174 "The theme for this year's celebration is 'Providing Healing, Promoting Hope.'"


Because American women the most pampered, indulged, catered to people the world has seen but are not pampered, indulged and catered to enough.

Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2022 02:54 PM (MxEKc)

175 166 Burning car carrying ship sank. Total loss estimated at 438 million dollars.
Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (AmoqO)

Electric cars contributing to the environment !
--------------------
I don't think Lithium Ion does well in salt water.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 02:55 PM (HTCOy)

176
Electric cars contributing to the environment !
Posted by: Hatari
--------

One imagines giant burps of chlorine from deteriorating batteries.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022 02:55 PM (L47aO)

177 160 Woman + lynx = Womynx

Posted by: Dr. FauciMoreau at March 04, 2022 02:52 PM (bA3Ln)


Woman + cougar = Uyghur

sorry, tastless ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 02:55 PM (tRpV0)

178 Be sure to test sail our new Aquamaniac convertible!

Posted by: Floatswagen at March 04, 2022 02:55 PM (WmGrA)

179 Why saucy?

Does she make good sauce for the pasta?

Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:55 PM (4fSQf)

180 Just finished Hamlet!!
Woohoo!!
Now starting 1984!!
Not Woohoo!!
World events are making this book extremely timely.

Posted by: Jmel at March 04, 2022 02:55 PM (RWHIh)

181 173 Any grammer geniuses here? If I'm writing mens necklace is it mens or men's? I think without the apostrophe but I want to be sure. Same with womens. Is it womens or women's?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

Ask bluebell

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:56 PM (W2Pud)

182 Burning car carrying ship sank. Total loss estimated at 438 million dollars.
---------------------------
Fitbit watch blamed.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 02:56 PM (UHVv4)

183 They are semi-aquatic weasels that kill anything they can and eat it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022


***
That pretty much describes regular weasels, and mustelids in general.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 02:56 PM (txdEq)

184 >"you saucy little minx!"
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 04, 2022 02:54 PM (vN+oL)

Saucy is an underrated adjective.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 02:56 PM (gryET)

185 The idea of a "university " and "tenure" was so advanced intellects could study and learn important things without pressure to turn profits and make physical objects. So we end up with "lady penises" and "womynx". Oops. Stop. Start over with different people.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 04, 2022 02:56 PM (OQOCn)

186 173 If I'm writing mens necklace ...


definitely: menx necklace

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 02:56 PM (tRpV0)

187 NATO, it's a war and we hate Russia but we aren't making the Reds give up air superiority. Thank god both sides aren't serious here or this could go sideways quickly.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (oWBc3)

188 Who is this Hope person? Is there some reason she should be celebrated?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (L47aO)

189 179 Why saucy?

Does she make good sauce for the pasta?

Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:55 PM (4fSQf)

Country fried steak w/ gravy... as a sandwich!

Mmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (dNqv+)

190 166 Burning car carrying ship sank. Total loss estimated at 438 million dollars.
Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (AmoqO)

You want Gojirra?

That's how you get Gojirra.

Posted by: Roland THTG at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (j40lz)

191 Any grammer geniuses here? If I'm writing mens necklace is it mens or men's? I think without the apostrophe but I want to be sure. Same with womens. Is it womens or women's?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB
*
Ask bluebell
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022


***
Men's and women's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (txdEq)

192 The theme for this year's celebration is 'Providing Healing, Promoting Hope.'


Mops are on sale at Dollar General

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (HxqAe)

193 Filled out a a form for a doctor visit. It asked my sex and also my sex assigned at birth.

Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (AmoqO)

194 Love the Vargrr reference.

Posted by: mpputtre at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (/77uJ)

195 "The word for "woman" was "wif," from which of course derives "wife." But from which also derives "woman," as "wif" was combined with "man" to form "wifman," or "womanperson." Which became "woman" over time.'


That is patriarchal history. You should learn more herstory

Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (MxEKc)

196 >185 The idea of a "university " and "tenure" was so advanced intellects could study and learn important things without pressure to turn profits and make physical objects. So we end up with "lady penises" and "womynx". Oops. Stop. Start over with different people.
Posted by: azjaeger at March 04, 2022 02:56 PM (OQOCn)

Where's the burn it all down scatters the ashes guy when you need him?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (gryET)

197 The word for "man" in Old English was wer. That's where werewolf comes from; it means man-wolf.

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Which has since been translated in Newspeak Feminist English to dick-wolf.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (glrmh)

198
Men's. It's a possessive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (SKVme)

199 There is something i want to ask many women. Just one woman really. You tell 2 and you just made a new media organization.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (aKHYY)

200 Any grammer geniuses here? If I'm writing mens necklace is it mens or men's? I think without the apostrophe but I want to be sure. Same with womens. Is it womens or women's?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB


I think possessive is correct. Men's. Women's

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (4fSQf)

201 187 NATO, it's a war and we hate Russia but we aren't making the Reds give up air superiority. Thank god both sides aren't serious here or this could go sideways quickly.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (oWBc3)


Need Admiral Painters take on this

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (2cfUo)

202 That's how you get Gojirra.
Posted by: Roland THTG

What am I, chopped shell?

Posted by: Gamera at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (WmGrA)

203 So you're not cutting the "male" out of the word "woman." You're cutting out the "person."

----------------

I'm just wondering if all these academics advocating for elimination of personal language are really not androids. Who does all this benefit if not the non-persons?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (N2gf7)

204 190 166 Burning car carrying ship sank. Total loss estimated at 438 million dollars.
Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (AmoqO)

You want Gojirra?

That's how you get Gojirra.
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (j40lz)

Nuclear powered cars?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (dNqv+)

205 166 Burning car carrying ship sank. Total loss estimated at 438 million dollars.
Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (AmoqO)

Electric cars contributing to the environment !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 02:53 PM (M+Lyo)

Weren't some enviroweeinies talking about the oceans being heatsinks?

They got their demonstration, the burning ship sunk.

#dadjoke

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (BgMrQ)

206 Men's and women's if you're assigning possession of something.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

207
They are semi-aquatic weasels that kill anything they can and eat it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022

***
That pretty much describes regular weasels, and mustelids in general.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 02:56 PM (txdEq)


And Cajuns...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (n+4am)

208 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.

Meatball sammich

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

209

Pardon me while I whip this out...

Posted by: The Womynx at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (7DYli)

210 Title not safe for work, but this will make you think twice about one of those 'lectric scooters:

https://bit.ly/3Mq5BvS

CONTENT WARNING [Ace] -- vid is fine, but it's hosted on a site with lots of porno ads and porno popups.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (SchxB)

211 Ask bluebell
Posted by: nurse ratched
---------

'Politely', I would add.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (L47aO)

212 Probably next few years each month will be dedicated to some particular perversion, hell we may go to a 24 month rear. What's to stop them?

Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (e1ulR)

213 Similarly, Latin had homo "human being" and vir "adult male human being," but they merged in Vulgar Latin, with homo extended to both senses.
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Guess that makes us all homos.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (S5d3L)

214 Burning car carrying ship sank. Total loss estimated at 438 million dollars.
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Fitbit watch blamed.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 04, 2022 02:56 PM (UHVv4)



It had Porsches on board. They've been spontaneously combusting for a few model years now.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

215 In the ancient Persian calendar, the eighth month (October-November) was Varkazana-, literally "(Month of the) Wolf-Men."

So in September (19th), we become Pirates. And in October-November, we become werewolves.

In what month(s) do we get to be Vikings?

Skol!

(By the way, Season 1 of "Vikings Valhalla" on Netflix, sequel series to "Vikings", is awesome)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (Do5/p)

216 184 saucy fartclams

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (Z9HSN)

217 I think I saw some discussion earlier about a "dead-cat bounce" for Biden after the SOTU. Well, DU is tracking some VERY positive news for Biden instead!

Biden's approval jumps 8 point after state of the union Overall approval rating jumped to 47%, up 8 points from the NPR poll last month...Marist Institute for Public Opinion, which conducted the poll

People who watched saw him, the real deal, not the fictitious President that Fox concocts. I think that fact and the nation coalescing behind Ukraine and perhaps opening its eyes to the Trump-Putin lies surrounding Ukraine will result in an even bigger boost soon enough.

That just goes to show what a little PR will do Biden is so modest, he doesn't like to promote himself. If he would do more boasting, his numbers would go up.

So good to read this Long overdue that POTUS gets credit for his leadership and skill during trying times. Americans everywhere should be thanking our lucky stars that we have returned to competence, knowledge and compassion in the White House.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (JCZqz)

218 198
Men's. It's a possessive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (SKVme)


Dude. It's a *necklace*.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (tRpV0)

219 Don't they know they are in Missouri?

Virtually no significant college exists as a part of the state it's located in. They're all de facto California consulates.

Letting anti-Western imbeciles take over the humanities, and funding all the -studies programs and diversity offices transformed them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (KFhLj)

Evergreen college in Oregon, where they had the meltdown when the students took over because of some Chemistry professor, is a similarly out of the way, tiny fring uni.

Its easier for the crazies to take over these colleges because they are smaller and less watched over than even the big liberal universites.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (eoQWY)

220 I don't think Leftists think at all about their use of language. Eliminating "man" from "woman" is just about striking a blow against men, no matter how nonsensically they derive it.

It's all about posturing. Sense and logic are not invited to the table.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (p+1gI)

221 i've never met a wifwolf....

Sounds like the kind of thing that they have conventions for. Nasty, dirty, smelly conventions.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (6FeV1)

222 208 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.

Meatball sammich
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)

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Meatball sammich's are hot dogs.

Fight me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

223 Ace, I had forgotten about Traveler. That was a great role playing game back in the day and I used to have the rule book and manuals for it (maybe somewhere in my storage).

Liked their treatment of the Stainless Steel Rat. We could use Slippery Jim DiGriz about now.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 02:37 PM (Iq9dF)



I hadn't seen that game in literally decades. That reminds me...

[digs in drawer]

Aha. My copies of SPI's Universe, DeltaVee (in Ares magazine) and Star Trader (also Ares).

Blasts from the past, baby!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (ZSK0i)

224 Necklace for men.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

225 What am I, chopped shell?
Posted by: Gamera at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (WmGrA)

No, you're really neat! And you're filled with turtle meat!

Posted by: Gamera Fan Club at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

226 hell we may go to a 24 month rear.


We're gonna need a bigger calendar

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (oNoS3)

227 I'm so excited and happy to be going to Poland and save the world.
If I get some free time I'd like to go to one of the art museums and see some work from one of my favorite artists, Jackson Pollock.

Posted by: KAMALA HARRIS at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (6BTho)

228 208 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.

How 'bout au jus?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

229 227 I'm so excited and happy to be going to Poland and save the world.
If I get some free time I'd like to go to one of the art museums and see some work from one of my favorite artists, Jackson Pollock.

Posted by: KAMALA HARRIS at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (6BTho)

=========

Take Kurt with you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

230 Title not safe for work, but this will make you think twice about one of those 'lectric scooters:

https://bit.ly/3Mq5BvS
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (SchxB)



WTF??! That dude live in an ice rink?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

231 Ok I will go with men's.

Thanks! (sorry no time to wait for bluebell)

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (nxdel)

232 210 Title not safe for work, but this will make you think twice about one of those 'lectric scooters:

https://bit.ly/3Mq5BvS


Title? You obviouly ignored the comments ... and the popup.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (tRpV0)

233 Evergreen college in Oregon, where they had the meltdown when the students took over because of some Chemistry professor, is a similarly out of the way, tiny fring uni.

Its easier for the crazies to take over these colleges because they are smaller and less watched over than even the big liberal universites.
Posted by: Oldcat at March


Evergreen is in Olympia, WA

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (W2Pud)

234 "Generally, womxn is used by people who consider themselves progressive, and are well-intentioned--if not sometimes misguided--in their inclusivity," an explanation on GirlBoss.com states. "Womyn, on the other hand, has become an anti-trans term used by radical 'feminists' who incorrectly believe that trans inclusivity invalidates their plight. Their view of gender (that gender = genitals at birth) is reductive and harmful."

It's impossible to keep up with these phony new words and terms.
The Left is canceling women and is setting us back 100 + years.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (NpAcC)

235 Men's and women's if you're assigning possession of something.
Posted by: Sponge
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So, as an adjective, it would be 'Mens combs'? I accept that, but it looks slightly awkward.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (bk3Sg)

236 I probably don't have to recommend this ace and you all, but since you love the OED, movie recommendation is The Professor and The Madman

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (ZZK0E)

237 Am I the only guy who is totally loving watching batshit craziness eat women the way that batshit crazy feminism (tried to) eat men decades ago? I was young at the time but I remember all the idiotic things feminists demanded that men do and say. We grudgingly complied but we warned the feminists that the monster they created would eventually spin out of control and eat them too. We were right. Seems like all feminists got for their troubles was enabling easy sex for men (yes!), frustrated empty lives for many women, and now guys with dicks elbowing women out of the way. Nice job, ladies!

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

238 >>>Aha. My copies of SPI's Universe, DeltaVee (in Ares magazine) and Star Trader (also Ares).

i heard the DeltaVee system was really good and have never found any details about it. ALways wondered about the other two, too.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)

239 >216 184 saucy fartclams
Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (Z9HSN)

I may need to rethink my previous comment.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (gryET)

240 The word for "woman" was "wif," from which of course derives "wife." But from which also derives "woman," as "wif" was combined with "man" to form "wifman," or "womanperson." Which became "woman" over time.
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This is a fine example of precisely *why* we need new language for various key concepts in the meaning of our species. The etymology described here makes it clear that the word for "woman" descends from the word that became "wife." This is as patriarchal as is reasonably possible. The word for man is just a man, but the word for woman is *wife.* This directly reflects the dominant patriarchal implication that womanhood is part and parcel with being a chattel owned by a man, and the subsequent downstream implication that womanhood is part and parcel with motherhood.

This is *hugely* problematic and deeply offensive. The concept of a womynx is directly tied to legacy systems of womynx ownership by men, and the value statement of "womynx have no value other than as wives and mothers" - that is, "womynx have no value other than as slaves literally owned by patriarchs" - is the most horrible thing imaginable. It's the linguistic subordination of half of all people!

Posted by: Your Kid's English Professor at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

241 alt opinion A Large Scale False Flag Cyber-Attack Is Now Imminenthttps://tinyurl.com/mrwh2btf
..As I have noted in the past, Vladimir Putin is a long time associate of numerous globalists. His friendship with New World Order ghoul Henry Kissinger started decades ago and they continue to meet for regular lunches as Kissinger acts as an adviser to multiple branches of the Kremlin. Putin has also maintained a steady relationship to the WEF and Russia even joined Klaus Schwab's Fourth Industrial Revolution Network just last year. The claim the Putin is anti-globalist is a lie, he is deeply involved in the globalist system and always has been. The globalists are playing BOTH SIDES of the Ukraine conflict. This is reality. It's very important to understand and accept this fact otherwise you will not be able to grasp the events that happen next. Putin recently threatened western governments with a reprisal the likes of which they have never seen before if they try to interfere in Ukraine. The problem is that many in the msm and alternative media automatically assumed this was a threat of nuclear war. I don't think this is what Putin was referring to. I have another theory..

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (8I+CL)

242 229 227 I'm so excited and happy to be going to Poland and save the world.
If I get some free time I'd like to go to one of the art museums and see some work from one of my favorite artists, Jackson Pollock.

Posted by: KAMALA HARRIS at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (6BTho)

From The Bee or Not The Bee?

*flips coin*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (PiwSw)

243 Biden's approval jumps 8 point after state of the union Overall approval rating jumped to 47%, up 8 points from the NPR poll last month...Marist Institute for Public Opinion, which conducted the poll

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (JCZqz)


47%? Damn, people are retarded.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)

244 210 Title not safe for work, but this will make you think twice about one of those 'lectric scooters:

https://bit.ly/3Mq5BvS
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (SchxB)

Hhhhhhaaaaaa!!!!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 03:03 PM (BgMrQ)

245 This brunette bikini girl spat in the face of the last person who called her a "womynx:"
https://is.gd/0bInI6

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

246 They are semi-aquatic weasels that kill anything they can and eat it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022
**
And Cajuns...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022


***
The old Justin Wilson story: The momma crawfish tells her little baby crawfish, "See dat big animule up dere?" "Yah, Maman." "Run like hell! Dat's a Cajun and he'll eat any damn t'ing!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:03 PM (txdEq)

247 Is that fartclam jpg the nose art for Lindsey Graham's airplane?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (63Dwl)

248 245 This brunette bikini girl spat in the face of the last person who called her a "womynx:"
https://is.gd/0bInI6
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2022 03:03 PM (DU+/6)

=========

In all fairness, he did pay extra for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

249

Traveler and Paranoia we're my two great favorites.

I wish there was some way to play them online. Sigh.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (7DYli)

250 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.

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If you believe in a healthy diet, look away.

Sometimes, when I have leftover homemade shrimp alfredo sauce, extra buttery and creamy, I'll put some between two slices of garlic bread.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (SKVme)

251

Pardon me while I whip this out...
Posted by: The Womynx at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (7DYli)

I'm sorry but now I have an earworm just reading this comment.
When in doubt
I whip it out
I got me a rock n roll band

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (9mPbX)

252 210 Title not safe for work, but this will make you think twice about one of those 'lectric scooters:

https://bit.ly/3Mq5BvS
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 02:59 PM (SchxB)

Site's NSFW. Lots of pron stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (II3Gr)

253 47%? Damn, people are retarded.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)

Or, just maybe, they're lying.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (6FeV1)

254 >>>
Traveler and Paranoia we're my two great favorites.

I wish there was some way to play them online. Sigh.

well there are lots of apps now to play rpgs online.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (0G13K)

255 Filled out a a form for a doctor visit. It asked my sex and also my sex assigned at birth.
Posted by: Javems

I had one of those last month at the doctor's office. I put down FU. Wondering how they categorized that one?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (5Njew)

256 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.
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Sassich sandwich, dragged trew the garden.

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (+ya+t)

257 I probably don't have to recommend this ace and you all, but since you love the OED, movie recommendation is The Professor and The Madman

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (ZZK0E)
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Great movie.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (S5d3L)

258 I don't think Leftists think at all about their use of language. Eliminating "man" from "woman" is just about striking a blow against men, no matter how nonsensically they derive it.

It's all about posturing. Sense and logic are not invited to the table.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 04, 2022 03:00 PM (p+1gI)

No, its mostly a strike against women. They are staking a claim for moral leadership over women as a group based off, well, nothing at all. But when they get away with it, like the feminists did, that leads to power and money for them and subjection to the women they will rule.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (eoQWY)

259 *hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (SKVme)


YD, you seem like a really good guy and very smart, but that is just gross.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (Ez6QX)

260 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.
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Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Durkee's at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (bk3Sg)

261 I can see what they're doing and what they think they're doing. But to get to the bigger point, what is a woman?

For female humans with cooters, fer realz, it's to be a sexless corporate drone, like the life of Julia, where at some point in her mid 40's she'll spawn a fatherless bastard to suck on the welfare teat.

For male humans, to be a woman, means to dress like a street walker. Not just any street walker but like a superflamboyant mardis gras street carnival walker.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (ZZK0E)

262 This is *hugely* problematic and deeply offensive. The concept of a womynx is directly tied to legacy systems of womynx ownership by men, and the value statement of "womynx have no value other than as wives and mothers" - that is, "womynx have no value other than as slaves literally owned by patriarchs" - is the most horrible thing imaginable. It's the linguistic subordination of half of all people!
Posted by: Your Kid's English Professor at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

Ahem. You failed to mention the inherent othering of white systems of Oppressions in the context of a deconstructive understanding of racialist systems.

Your meeting with HR is scheduled for Monday at 9:00am. No lawyers.

Posted by: Your Kid's University Diversity Dean at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (PiwSw)

263 Kneel Team 46 is ready to head to Poland and blow them away with her skills.

Posted by: Harris-Biden administration at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (UnPtr)

264
You want Gojirra?

That's how you get Gojirra.
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 04, 2022 02:57 PM (j40lz)

Nuclear powered cars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2022 02:58 PM (dNqv+)


As a side note, the only good thing about the 1998 Godzilla film is that for once it wasn't the United States that was the big baddie who mucked around with nukes and created a monster. It was the Frogs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (n+4am)

265 Trans: a wer-wif.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 03:05 PM (S5d3L)

266 136 127 Although I wouldn't be offended if I was called a minx. Sounds sleek and soft and sexy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2022 02:49 PM (W2Pud)

Why, thank you!
Posted by: Minx 0.7 Alpha at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

; )

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:06 PM (6i1Yo)

267 nothing better concentrates the human mind than the hangman's noose

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:06 PM (RHGPo)

268 So, as an adjective, it would be 'Mens combs'? I accept that, but it looks slightly awkward.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022


***
No; still "men's combs." It's a possessive that applies to the entire set of men.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:06 PM (txdEq)

269 The approval jump has fuck all to do with the SOTU and more the typical (stupid) reaction of wartime support for Presidents in this country.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 03:06 PM (oWBc3)

270 Womynx sounds like what Popeye calls women.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 04, 2022 03:06 PM (AiZBA)

271 Title not safe for work, but this will make you think twice about one of those 'lectric scooters:

https://bit.ly/3Mq5BvS


Yay. We definitely should all have electric cars in our garages.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2022 03:06 PM (nfrXX)

272 I think I saw some discussion earlier about a "dead-cat bounce" for Biden after the SOTU. Well, DU is tracking some VERY positive news for Biden instead!

Biden's approval jumps 8 point after state of the union Overall approval rating jumped to 47%, up 8 points from the NPR poll last month...Marist Institute for Public Opinion, which conducted the poll
--

It's likely he'll receive some kind of bump. The legacy media pollsters will help him out too. But alot of that is Ukraine war rah-rah driven by the saturation propaganda coverage, and will wither away quickly in the face of high food and gas prices.

Posted by: Revenant at March 04, 2022 03:06 PM (I76dP)

273 228 208 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.

How 'bout au jus?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

That's meat soup, not sauce.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 04, 2022 03:07 PM (dfRN6)

274 47%? Damn, people are retarded.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)

Or, just maybe, they're lying.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (6FeV1)


the fear they are launching at every single person will make everyone lie for fear of reprisal

you don't like biden? you are trump supporter! You are then systematically destroyed and/or violently attacked.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:07 PM (8I+CL)

275 i heard the DeltaVee system was really good and have never found any details about it. ALways wondered about the other two, too.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (0G13K)


I'll have to pop the plastic open and 1) see if I still have all the pieces and 2) even remotely remember how to play.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:07 PM (ZSK0i)

276 This is reality. It's very important to understand and accept this fact otherwise you will not be able to grasp the events that happen next. Putin recently threatened western governments with a reprisal the likes of which they have never seen before if they try to interfere in Ukraine. The problem is that many in the msm and alternative media automatically assumed this was a threat of nuclear war. I don't think this is what Putin was referring to. I have another theory..
Posted by: artisanal ette


Chaos is the intermediate goal, with the collapse of the world economy, and currencies. To usher in a global digital currency (that replaces the dollar as the "reserve currency") and can then be centrally controlled by the major banks. The end goal is One World Socialist Government, with a relative handful of extremely wealthy oligarchs (annointed by the WEF) sitting at the top, and the vast majority (us) being virtual serfs, with the government keeping social credit scores and control of our money.
And yeah, I think Putin's invasion of Ukraine is part of the Global Disruption. The WEF have gamed this out either way it ends.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 04, 2022 03:07 PM (vcOmj)

277 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.
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one the dishes I'm kind of obsessed with now is chilaquiles...somehow mixing tortillas, sauce, eggs, and meat together into something that's pretty good. Somehow you got to do it while keeping the tortillas crispy...that's probably an anglicized bastardization but you got to have it crispy and wet.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (ZZK0E)

278 Werewolf in movies?

Always go back to Val Lewton and Isle of the Dead set during the Second Balkan War of 1913. Boris Karloff stars in it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (J9ORl)

279 Durham raising a very good point about Joffe:

"[Joffe] had a history of providing assistance to the FBI...but decided in this instance to provide politically-charged allegations anonymously through the defendant and a law firm that was then-counsel to the Clinton Campaign"

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

280 And Biden's "pop" vanishes when people hit the grocery and gas station this weekend.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (oWBc3)

281 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.
*
How 'bout au jus?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022


***
Aw, just what?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

282 We believe the best women are men. - NWMSU

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (6lMp2)

283 Sometimes, when I have leftover homemade shrimp alfredo sauce, extra buttery and creamy, I'll put some between two slices of garlic bread.

*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

My Brother!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (Msys3)

284 >
It's likely he'll receive some kind of bump. The legacy media pollsters will help him out too. But alot of that is Ukraine war rah-rah driven by the saturation propaganda coverage, and will wither away quickly in the face of high food and gas prices.
Posted by: Revenant at March 04, 2022 03:06 PM (I76dP)

He's remains a lame duck one year into Ron Klain's presidency. The SOTU will have exactly zero effect on the midterms.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (gryET)

285 This is reality. It's very important to understand and accept this fact otherwise you will not be able to grasp the events that happen next. Putin recently threatened western governments with a reprisal the likes of which they have never seen before if they try to interfere in Ukraine. The problem is that many in the msm and alternative media automatically assumed this was a threat of nuclear war. I don't think this is what Putin was referring to. I have another theory..

Posted by: artisanal ette
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"Realase the otters!" -- Putin, probably.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (S5d3L)

286 I saw Month of the Wolfmen open up for Men Without Hats back in '85.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (IzxvC)

287 How many phemes? Morphemes or lesphemes.

Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (qpX6U)

288 Wo-man, whoa-oh-oh oh-oh-man
Have you got cheating on your mind?

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (6i1Yo)

289 281 Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.
*
How 'bout au jus?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022

***
Aw, just what?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (txdEq)

au jus ate this whole sammich, and now au need a nap.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (6FeV1)

290 This is great example of why locality is less important that people think. This is Missouri, a pretty damn conservative state overall.

But the location is less important than the fact that it's a university. The Long March is complete.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (DU+/6)

291 What is this, everyone suck up to trannies?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (WCWHE)

292 I'm sure a SOTU bump is more like left leaning independnets and actual democrats being satisfied of proof of life

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (ZZK0E)

293 Uber now provides assassination services. Be sure to give 5 stars or...

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (aKHYY)

294 No; still "men's combs." It's a possessive that applies to the entire set of men.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:06 PM (txdEq)


OK, that's it. Everybody. Go find your copy of Strunk and White. Right Now!

Posted by: Your Kid's University's Retired English Professor Who Retired Before All This Woke Madness Started at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

295 >>Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.


Don't get saucy with me, Bernaisse!

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (ysAYR)

296 280 .. Biden's "poop" vanishes ...


hangs head in shame ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (tRpV0)

297 These little mynxes, calling women Womynx.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (mNhhD)

298 This is my favorite response from 'ole Joe's SOTU:
That just goes to show what a little PR will do Biden is so modest, he doesn't like to promote himself. If he would do more boasting, his numbers would go up.

Imagine if he hadn't hid in his basement for all of 2020...he'd have gotten over 100 million totally legitimate votes!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

299 Title not safe for work, but this will make you think twice about one of those 'lectric scooters:

https://bit.ly/3Mq5BvS


Dammmnnnn! That place would have been better off with a thermite charge attached to a random timer.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (ZSK0i)

300 We were right. Seems like all feminists got for their troubles was enabling easy sex for men (yes!), frustrated empty lives for many women, and now guys with dicks elbowing women out of the way. Nice job, ladies!
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

I'm enjoying it too and I'm a chick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (9mPbX)

301 email from Democrats yesterday:

President Biden delivered the most important speech of his presidency during his State of the Union. Now, early polls are reporting that 71% of Americans strongly approved of Joe's State of the Union address.

[71 percent of the Dems and idiots who actually watched it, maybe]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (Ynyl9)

302 "The tweet was deleted by Northwest Missouri State University late Tuesday evening."

Thus preserving Northwest Missouri State's reputation as the Harvard of Northwest Missouri.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (g6VYb)

303 Look up Wolf Totem video by the Hu. Bad ass. I'd link, but y'all know how to internet. And I'm lazy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (xPJvm)

304 Been dealing with a sometimes hysterical, manic-depressive female for the last 2 days. We should be pushing studies dealing with women's mental health. Based on my female relatives and friends most of them are fucking nuts! By the way I'm a woman.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (2NHgQ)

305 290 This is great example of why locality is less important that people think. This is Missouri, a pretty damn conservative state overall.

But the location is less important than the fact that it's a university. The Long March is complete.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (DU+/6)

And furthermore, I believe the universities must be destroyed!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 03:10 PM (z5Vrg)

306 292 I'm sure a SOTU bump is more like left leaning independnets and actual democrats being satisfied of proof of life
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (ZZK0E)

And non-face-planted-ness.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (6i1Yo)

307 Russia has banned Twatter, Farcebook, and the state-sponsored BBC.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (DTX3h)

308 There-wolf

Posted by: Eye-gore at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (WCUUi)

309 There better be sauce on my Chicken Parm wedge.

Or, I am like to get upset.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (ysAYR)

310 SOTU lowest watched one in 30 years...so sure, ok.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (ZZK0E)

311 Title not safe for work, but this will make you think twice about one of those 'lectric scooters:

https://bit.ly/3Mq5BvS



Just goes to show, most don't know where or have a fire extinguisher anywhere they're SUPPOSED to.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

312 Sometimes, when I have leftover homemade shrimp alfredo sauce, extra buttery and creamy, I'll put some between two slices of garlic bread.

*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

My Brother!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (Msys3)


WTF, is it that hard to boil up some pasta?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (Ez6QX)

313 SOTU bump?

Eyegor, "what bump?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (J9ORl)

314 OK, that's it. Everybody. Go find your copy of Strunk and White. Right Now!
Posted by: Your Kid's University's Retired English Professor Who Retired Before All This Woke Madness Started at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (PiwSw)

----
I have mine right here - will report back

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (VJsqe)

315 Speaking of, Werewolf is one of my absolute favorite MST3K episodes. "He's stalking the crap outta that gas station."

Also, just watched the 4K restoration of The Howling last night. They did an awesome job on it. Set comes with HD and UHD blu rays of the remastered print.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (wBpKf)

316 >>President Biden delivered the most important speech of his presidency during his State of the Union. Now, early polls are reporting that 71% of Americans strongly approved of Joe's State of the Union address.


Only Polls I pay attention to come from The People's Pundit.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (ysAYR)

317 "We should be pushing studies dealing with women's mental health. Based on my female relatives and friends most of them are fucking nuts!"

Time was: you coulda got a good sitcom script out of that.

Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (qpX6U)

318 Just goes to show, most don't know where or have a fire extinguisher anywhere they're SUPPOSED to.......
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)



Or the right class extinguisher.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (ZSK0i)

319 Biden's approval jumps 8 point after state of the union Overall approval rating jumped to 47%, up 8 points from the NPR poll last month...Marist Institute for Public Opinion, which conducted the poll
-----------
Bear in mind that, presumably, that approval increase was among people who watched the SOTU . I think that we can assume a rather biased audience, with a predilection to seal-clap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (pK7cg)

320 Beware the stank of the Clamx.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (6lMp2)

321 312 Sometimes, when I have leftover homemade shrimp alfredo sauce, extra buttery and creamy, I'll put some between two slices of garlic bread.

*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

My Brother!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 03:08 PM (Msys3)

WTF, is it that hard to boil up some pasta?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (Ez6QX)

It is men's incessant drive for lazier ways of doing things that drives technological progress!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (z5Vrg)

322 310 SOTU lowest watched one in 30 years...so sure, ok.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (ZZK0E)

Maybe if all those stupid little shits had actually watched, they wouldn't be so approving right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (6FeV1)

323 307 Russia has banned Twatter, Farcebook, and the state-sponsored BBC.
------------------------
Russia is smart.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (HTCOy)

324
WTF, is it that hard to boil up some pasta?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (Ez6QX)



Sometimes, time is of the essence.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

325 >>WTF, is it that hard to boil up some pasta?!


Pasta isn't really a hand food. Whereas a sammich...

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (ysAYR)

326 Test question found on new OCS exam: "When assaulting a fixed position, how many menx on average will get pregnant during your mandated 10 minute halftime. Show your work."

Posted by: Sgt. Barnes at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (jNXuK)

327 Sometimes, when I have leftover homemade shrimp alfredo sauce, extra buttery and creamy, I'll put some between two slices of garlic bread.

---

you know what I like are those old school italian restaurants that make garlic knots, just some bread lumps in a wet basket of garlic butter and olive oil being kept water tight by some fragile wax paper.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (ZZK0E)

328 We want to join the fun!

Posted by: Fartclamx at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (mNhhD)

329 Title? You obviouly ignored the comments ... and the popup.

I don't see the comments or the pop-ups. Consequence of having multiple layers of ad/garbage blocking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (SchxB)

330 Speaking of, Werewolf is one of my absolute favorite MST3K episodes. "He's stalking the crap outta that gas station."

I like the hot but dim Italian chick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (xPJvm)

331 Evergreen is in Olympia, WA
Posted by: nurse ratched

Which is F...ing unfortunate. I'm all for moving it to Oregon.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (5Njew)

332 Whatever happened to front-hole and back-hole? Don't see or hear that anymore.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (Fs5vw)

333 306 292 I'm sure a SOTU bump is more like left leaning independnets and actual democrats being satisfied of proof of life
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (ZZK0E)

And non-face-planted-ness.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM

Fuck you!

Posted by: Joy Behar at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (JCZqz)

334 Don't get saucy with me, Bernaisse!
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (ysAYR)


Hm. Can't really sock as Count de Monet since we already have someone with that name.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (Ez6QX)

335 300 comments before this:

Wer wif?

Ther wif! Ther castle!

/Eye-gor

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (m45I2)

336 As an English major, I propose a deal:

You unstable idiots can keep perverting the language to your heart's content, BUT you don't force the sane people to speak or write your ever-evolving "language." This right to refusal includes (but is not limited to) made-up pronouns, new and ridiculous names for ethnicities that the ethnicities themselves refuse to use, and biological surrealism.

Deal?

Posted by: pookysgirl, being quite generous at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (XKZwp)

337 >>I like the hot but dim Italian chick.


She's no Creepy Girl.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (ysAYR)

338 Northwest Mo is a state school. The MO legislature isn't very woke at all. The folks who give the school its money may not be amused.

Posted by: mnw at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (NLIak)

339 Biden's approval jumps 8 point after state of the union Overall approval rating jumped to 47%, up 8 points from the NPR poll last month...Marist Institute for Public Opinion, which conducted the poll
-----------
Bear in mind that, presumably, that approval increase was among people who watched the SOTU . I think that we can assume a rather biased audience, with a predilection to seal-clap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (pK7cg)


... or, they're just lying.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (AiZBA)

340 319 Biden's approval jumps 8 point after state of the union Overall approval rating jumped to 47%, up 8 points from the NPR poll last month...

Hahahahahahahahaha suuuuure

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (J8ILO)

341 I think i'm going to make baguettes tomorrow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (6FeV1)

342 Joe Mannix posted two zoomer chicks in bikinis and this modern take on the bikini with the tits squeezed into a nice viewing box is probably their generations' only accomplishment. Like the modern string bikini from the 70s.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (ZZK0E)

343 325 >>WTF, is it that hard to boil up some pasta?!


Pasta isn't really a hand food. Whereas a sammich...
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (ysAYR)

For real men, all foods are hand foods.
*sticks hand into boiling pot of ramen to grab noodles*

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (z5Vrg)

344 326 Test question found on new OCS exam: "When assaulting a fixed position, how many menx on average will get pregnant during your mandated 10 minute halftime. Show your work."
Posted by: Sgt. Barnes at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (jNXuK)

You said MAN-dated!

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (6i1Yo)

345 I was told once in high school that the original setup for possessives in English was that, for a proper noun like a person's name, the apostrophe signifies letters that were once there and are now not written or spoken:

"Edward, his sword" became "Edward's sword"

And the technique was applied across the board in English for all nouns. If this is true, imagine the heads of the feminazis exploding. "HIS--!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (txdEq)

346 342 Joe Mannix posted two zoomer chicks in bikinis and this modern take on the bikini with the tits squeezed into a nice viewing box is probably their generations' only accomplishment. Like the modern string bikini from the 70s.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (ZZK0E)

=======

Not true.

They are the first to discover sex.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

347 >>Hm. Can't really sock as Count de Monet since we already have someone with that name.


History of the World was my only sock option, yes.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (ysAYR)

348 Biden's approval jumps 8 point after state of the union Overall approval rating jumped to 47%, up 8 points from the NPR poll last month...

Hahahahahahahahaha suuuuure
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 03:14 PM (J8ILO)



AFTER he got the lowest Strongly Approve rating in decades directly after the speech.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

349 >The claim the Putin is anti-globalist is a lie, he is deeply involved in the globalist system and always has been. The globalists are playing BOTH SIDES of the Ukraine conflict.
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (8I+CL)

I tend to believe this is correct. Putin is a globalist tool, playing a part in the kayfabe. It's an op, it always has been.

Fuck this gay earth.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (aldSv)

350 Evergreen is where Saint Pancake attended.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (QYPq3)

351 255 Filled out a a form for a doctor visit. It asked my sex and also my sex assigned at birth.
Posted by: Javems

I had one of those last month at the doctor's office. I put down FU. Wondering how they categorized that one?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at March 04, 2022 03:04 PM (5Njew)

I tried to think of something snarky but couldn't. I need to consult Insomniac next time.

Posted by: Javems at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (AmoqO)

352 333 306 292 I'm sure a SOTU bump is more like left leaning independnets and actual democrats being satisfied of proof of life
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (ZZK0E)

And non-face-planted-ness.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM

Fuck you!
Posted by: Joy Behar at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (JCZqz)

That seems a bit harsh.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (6i1Yo)

353 It is only by cruel accident that mustard and mayo are not called sauces. The truth will out.

Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (qpX6U)

354 Evergreen is in Olympia, WA
Posted by: nurse ratched

I knew a guy who graduated from there. Gawd he was a pompous fuck. His wife was nearly as bad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (xPJvm)

355 326 Test question found on new OCS exam: "When assaulting a fixed position, how many menx on average will get pregnant during your mandated 10 minute halftime. Show your work."
Posted by: Sgt. Barnes at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (jNXuK)

With or without the Axiom of Choice?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (6FeV1)

356 Holy crap, that scooter video, whooee.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (6lMp2)

357 and sure, most gender and race studies comes down to hallucinating a version of history that shits on the past to nullify the legacy of our nation, religion, and people. At least it's easy to see they're lying fuckwits with bullshit degrees.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:16 PM (ZZK0E)

358 I just pulled this one off of Ian Miles Cheong's twitter. A must see and pay attention to all the players in the video:

https://tinyurl.com/BearPractice

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:16 PM (ZSK0i)

359 "if you would just study the language, like you're supposed to do in college,"

Man, that sounds like a real drag.

Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 03:16 PM (qpX6U)

360 Fuck you!
Posted by: Joy Behar at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (JCZqz)

That seems a bit harsh.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (6i1Yo)

That's how she greets everyone, don't sweat it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:16 PM (6FeV1)

361 Or the right class extinguisher.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
----

So, I should reconsider my 60 29 year-old soda-acid extinguisher?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022 03:16 PM (WZ5i4)

362 Test question found on new OCS exam: "When assaulting a fixed position, how many menx on average will get pregnant during your mandated 10 minute halftime. Show your work tits."
Posted by: Sgt. Barnes at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (jNXuK)



Improved.....

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

363 307 Russia has banned Twatter, Farcebook, and the state-sponsored BBC.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 04, 2022 03:11 PM (DTX3h

Smart move.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (Fs5vw)

364 Fuck this gay earth.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (aldSv)

-------

In the fartclam.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (W2dl3)

365 Yay. We definitely should all have electric cars in our garages.
Posted by: Oddbob

I concur.

Posted by: E. Lawn Musque at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (WmGrA)

366 Durham refutes defense motion to dismiss

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

367 360 Fuck you!
Posted by: Joy Behar at March 04, 2022 03:13 PM (JCZqz)

That seems a bit harsh.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (6i1Yo)

That's how she greets everyone, don't sweat it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:16 PM (6FeV1)

ok

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (6i1Yo)

368 Not true.

They are the first to discover sex.

--------

I like them lecturing boomers about the benefits of ...checks notes...giving peace a chance and sticking it to the man. Whoa, you kids invented peace?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (ZZK0E)

369 You see woman contains man so it should be woperson but that contains son so it really needs to be woperchild.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (i5Qdf)

370 When is Mnyx History Month?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (g6VYb)

371 366 Durham refutes defense motion to dismiss
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

What did I miss ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (J8ILO)

372 "Realase the otters!" -- Putin, probably.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 03:09 PM (S5d3L)


one man's conspiracy is another man's conspiracy...
who knows in the end

Why did Ms. Lindsey say what he did, then Shammity follow suit? I doubt Ms. Lindsey says anything by accident, especially when written out and sent to the world. Did he think he was sending a message to Putin? Or, a wink-nod to others. And does he think kbgputin even heard or saw it? What planet is Graham living on. Advocate for killing the leaders of countries out loud. Well...

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (8I+CL)

373
Sauce doesn't usually go on sammiches.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 02:55 PM (4fSQf)

Croque madam and Croque Monsieur both have sauce.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (9mPbX)

374 349 >The claim the Putin is anti-globalist is a lie, he is deeply involved in the globalist system and always has been. The globalists are playing BOTH SIDES of the Ukraine conflict.
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:02 PM (8I+CL)

I tend to believe this is correct. Putin is a globalist tool, playing a part in the kayfabe. It's an op, it always has been.

Fuck this gay earth.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (aldSv)

Reflects a kind of misunderstanding of the concept I think.
American globalists believe in a "new world order" where they rule through multialateral orgs. Putin believes in a powerful Russian empire (which is an imperialist view) that has multicultural tolerance. Large empires are necessarily rather multicultural. Xi and the CCP believe China should be the world superpower and rule through colonized intermediaries.

None of these are particularly attractive to us, but they're not precisely the same either.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (z5Vrg)

375 Beyond Meat is in the shitter

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (us2H3)

376 Hell, if I were Putin and I wanted to rally the nation, I'd make facebook and twitter mandatory...

"LOOK! Look at what these jagoffs are saying! Can you believe this shit? Here is why literally everything they are saying is bullshit...."

I mean, not that i'm rooting for the guy. But why censor something you can use as a tool?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (6FeV1)

377 So, an update, in case people are curious.

I have had something ghastly -- I and my two brothers I live with -- for over a week now. Its just been this nightmare of one awful set of misery day after day without any rational pattern or discernible end.

A very dear person here, among so very many, was gracious enough to send me some ivermectin and some other stuff. I took a dose yesterday and today I feel so much better. I hesitate, almost from fear to say its working but I can't describe how much better I feel.

I mean, I haven't really eaten for 10 days so I feel like hell still but not that godawful sick misery. Now, to get food into me until I can build back some strength.

God bless you all. Thank you Ace for this place you have created and the community you attracted.

And God DAMN the men who blocked, hid, banned, and suppressed this stuff. Blood is on their hands up to the neck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

378 369 You see woman contains man so it should be woperson but that contains son so it really needs to be woperchild.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (i5Qdf)

But that contains perch.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (6i1Yo)

379 So, I should reconsider my 60 29 year-old soda-acid extinguisher?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022 03:16 PM (WZ5i4)


On lithium fires? Perhaps.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (ZSK0i)

380 Swedish uses "man" to mean "one" or a person in general. "Man" is man and "kvinna" is woman (never looked up the etymology on that).

Also, wolf is "varg." Some similarities with German.

I have no idea if Sweden is also infested with crazy wimmenes, working on changing this to something else.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies? at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (Mzdiz)

381 "We're changing women to womyn to get rid of those dirty disgusting men!"

Fine. Give me my rib back.

Posted by: Adam at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (WCUUi)

382 https://tinyurl.com/BearPractice

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:16 PM (ZSK0i)


deep woods fake ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (tRpV0)

383 375 Beyond Meat is in the shitter
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (us2H3)

Eat is and you will be.....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (J8ILO)

384 You see woman contains man so it should be woperson but that contains son so it really needs to be woperchild.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (i5Qdf)


That sounds about right.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (Ez6QX)

385 Yay. We definitely should all have electric cars in our garages.
Posted by: Oddbob
*
I concur.
Posted by: E. Lawn Musque at March 04, 2022


***
A nic worthy of Second City TV at its peak!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (txdEq)

386 315 That movie has some great moments of wicked humor.

Plus the island resort's group therapy angle is hilarious.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (KfxO6)

387 319
Bear in mind that, presumably, that approval increase was among people who watched the SOTU . I think that we can assume a rather biased audience, with a predilection to seal-clap.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM

Lol. I'm envisioning RLM's "The Nerd Crew", but with a bunch of gender-fluid fluid, blue-no-matter-who retards clapping mindlessly.

He said green jobs/energy! I recognize that!
He spoke three sentences without slurring. He broke new ground!
Nancy rubbed her hands like a demented squirrel when he mentioned poisoning our soldiers. It subverted my expectations!

Posted by: The Blue Crew at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

388 Beyond Meat is in the shitter

At least that's the appropriate venue.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (SchxB)

389 Russia has banned Twatter, Farcebook, and the state-sponsored BBC.

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AKA state-sponsored Twatter, Farcebook, the BBC.


Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (W2dl3)

390 Virtually no significant college exists as a part of the state it's located in. They're all de facto California consulates.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 02:43 PM (KFhLj)

CA has plenty of nutjubs in the unis, but at least they still, for the most part, admit by merit. The east coast unis that are full of legacy admits who think they were born to rule over the rest of society are a much larger tumor.

Posted by: Sjg at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (gDSJf)

391 Turn Down Thermostats to Fight the Ruskies, Europeans Told

here it is.

Europeans should make their houses colder to help break the EU's dependence on Russian gas, an OECD group has said.

you will have nothing - and you will like it!

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (8I+CL)

392 Beyond Meat is in from the shitter
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (us2H3)



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

393 377 So, an update, in case people are curious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

I was curious. Thank you for checking in.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (6i1Yo)

394 Got a Harlem Globetrotters delivered this week, Broseidon.

Tearing it apart right now.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (ysAYR)

395 deep woods fake ?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (tRpV0)


Very well done if it is...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (ZSK0i)

396 "Beyond Meat is in the shitter"

That was the intended ultimate destination, after all.

Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (qpX6U)

397 You see woman contains man so it should be woperson but that contains son so it really needs to be woperchild.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 04, 2022
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That sounds about right.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022


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"Whopperchild"? That seems a little unfair. Unless of course the kid eats at Burger King every day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (txdEq)

398 380 Also, wolf is "varg."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies? at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (Mzdiz)

The "r" is silent.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (6i1Yo)

399 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

Sounds bad... Glad you are feeling better

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (J8ILO)

400 Der Mann does mean the man. But the German word "man" is used basically the way the English word "one" would be used if we ever used it. "How do you have to pay?" would be "Wie muss man bezahlen?" which is literally "How must one pay?"

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (8548M)

401 A nic worthy of Second City TV at its peak!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM (txdEq)

I'm picturing either Joe Flaherty or Eugene Levy...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 04, 2022 03:21 PM (PiwSw)

402 397 You see woman contains man so it should be woperson but that contains son so it really needs to be woperchild.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 04, 2022
*
That sounds about right.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022

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"Whopperchild"? That seems a little unfair. Unless of course the kid eats at Burger King every day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (txdEq)

So pretty appropriate for the US then? Or maybe it should refer to McDonalds instead.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 03:21 PM (z5Vrg)

403 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (KZzsI)

Glad to hear you're feeling better. And thanks to whomever sent you the ivermectin.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:21 PM (Ez6QX)

404 Femininity was always a target, which is why they had to destroy masculinity first. They would have never gotten to subjugate women without first making men into nothings. Just as they will never be able to eliminate the Jews as long as Christians are around with any say. The women will now fall in line and will keep each other in line.

But by defanging men and subjugating women, they make way for their highest value target of all. What do men and women in their own special way each protect?

Children. The innocence of children - their corruption and enslavement - is the highest value target of all. You don't have to squint too hard to see satanic work in all this action.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 03:21 PM (AKzC2)

405 Garrett, we've got that one at my store, I haven't quite gotten the hang of it. For some reason I'm way better with the double flippers on Paragon than Globetrotters.

Mostly unimpressed by Rush.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 04, 2022 03:21 PM (i5Qdf)

406 Rule #1 in Strunk & White: "Form the possessive singular of nouns by adding 's.

Based on that, the adjective should be mens combs not men's combs. Looks weird to me, but Rule #1 seems to suggest that since it is an adjective (and is therefore non-possessive) there shouldn't be a '

Open to criticism on this

Posted by: 496 at March 04, 2022 03:22 PM (VJsqe)

407 Welp, I found my copy of Traveler books, the Original D&D boxed set (white box), and my Avalon Hill games including Starship Troopers and the most boring AH game ever made--1914. It had the most realistic order of battle and attrition which was absolutely horrid to play. On the other hand, found one of AH best which was Wooden Ships and Iron Men which really brought warfare in the Age of Sail to life.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 03:22 PM (Iq9dF)

408 I"m late, so I may be redundant... but what the hell were they thinking? This didn't go well for MU at Columbia, and it's not going to go well for this podunk U.
Mo. ain't into that shit (to just use the punchline).

Posted by: MkY at March 04, 2022 03:22 PM (cPGH3)

409 Men-o-pause needs to get canceled.

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2022 03:22 PM (+ya+t)

410 "Der Mann does mean the man"

Google Translate sez "C'mon, man!" is "Komm schon alter!"

Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 04, 2022 03:22 PM (qpX6U)

411 362 Test question found on new OCS exam: "When assaulting a fixed position, how many menx on average will get pregnant during your mandated 10 minute halftime. Show your work tits."
Posted by: Sgt. Barnes at March 04, 2022 03:12 PM (jNXuK)
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The correct answere, as always, put the fag on point.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 03:23 PM (HTCOy)

412 America's green energy push has been going on for decades. It never sleeps. And it is both anti-environmental and corrupt.

I have been writing about industrial wind's "avian mortality" problem in California for years. Particular carnage has been documented by the California Energy Commission at Altamont Pass Wind Resource Area. It has gotten so bad that the National Audubon Society recently filed suit against a proposed 80 MW wind facility there.

With biased research and imaginary population estimates, Big Wind wants to increase its bald eagle "take" in America. The previous limit set in 2016 was 4,200 bald eagles annually; Biden's Department of Interior proposes to almost quadruple this to 15,832.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

413 Evil up front and personal.

Michael P Senger @MichaelPSenger
World Health Summit: "If we had surveyed two years ago...'Would you be willing to take gene or cell therapy and inject it into your body?' we would have probably had a 95% refusal rate. I think this pandemic has opened many people's eyes to innovation."

and
The Pfizer Vaccine Only Has 1,291 Side Effects!
A judge forced the FDA to release Pfizer's clinical data and it's worse than you can possibly imagine.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8fddxt

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:23 PM (8I+CL)

414 Varg(r) is where the D and D monster "Worg" comes from.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 04, 2022 03:23 PM (i5Qdf)

415 Beyond Meat is in the shitter

Is that the code phrase for Biden being in the Oval Office?

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 03:23 PM (Z9HSN)

416 It's happy hour as soon as I get home

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (WCWHE)

417 "Whopperchild"? That seems a little unfair. Unless of course the kid eats at Burger King every day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022
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So pretty appropriate for the US then? Or maybe it should refer to McDonalds instead.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022


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I never eat fast food unless it's Chik-Fil-A, so I don't remember. Is Burger King even still around?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (txdEq)

418 >>I haven't quite gotten the hang of it. For some reason I'm way better with the double flippers on Paragon than Globetrotters.


Tap Pass and 2000 pt Spinner all day.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (ysAYR)

419 391 Turn Down Thermostats to Fight the Ruskies, Europeans Told
Europeans should make their houses colder to help break the EU's dependence on Russian gas, an OECD group has said.
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:19 PM

The world wasn't ready for my wisdom and leadership.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (JCZqz)

420 The "r" is silent.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (6i1Yo)

well, it's not really "silent", it's just not rhotacised like an American "r". Kinda like trying to say r, y, and h all at the same time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (6FeV1)

421 Haven't seen a Rush or a Godzilla in person, yet.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (ysAYR)

422 Varg(r) is where the D and D monster "Worg" comes from.
Posted by: Broseidon at March 04, 2022 03:23 PM (i5Qdf)



Varg. Is that how people from Boston say vag?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

423
Is that the code phrase for Biden being in the Oval Office?
Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 03:23 PM (Z9HSN)

Joe and Dr. Jill are heading back to Delaware this weekend... He's worked so hard this week...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (J8ILO)

424
'Womynx'
Someone mentioned it's what you get when you cross breed a wombat and a lynx.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (t6XCL)

425 Is that the code phrase for Biden being in the Oval Office?
Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022


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No, that's "Fun Size Joe Has Long Butt Fur, Doo-dah, Doo-dah"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:25 PM (txdEq)

426 General Breedlove is moving too fast

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:25 PM (us2H3)

427 421 Haven't seen a Rush or a Godzilla in person, yet.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:24 PM (ysAYR)

========

Has anyone seen them in the same room before?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

428 OT/Willowed, but I feel ornery...

I hereby open myself to denouncement by saying Pootie's nookular sabre-rattling is all a ruse. He's playing Multiverse Chess in 11D with Biden, who thinks they're playing Nintendo in the living room.

I think what he really wants is to get a lock on Med access. He knows what's coming in November in the US and knows he needs to make hay while the sun is toasty.

That means Moldova, Bulgaria and Romania are in play, pretty much low hanging fruit, with some military help from the Belarusians. And then the Turks, with some candy.

When he's finished he gets:

1 - Med access via the Black Sea secured. 2 - Some additional oil fields. Not that much oil, but a nice bonus. 3 - Control of all the pipelines to western Europe. 4 - Completely defangs NATO without one shot fired. He knows the US will not go to war for any of the stolen territories, NATO members or not, and that means no meaningful response from NATO as well.

All in one fell swoop. While Biden drools.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 04, 2022 03:25 PM (MkuC5)

429 377 Ivermectin helps move zinc into your cells -- that's crucial.

A full recovery to you, sir, and soon.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2022 03:25 PM (KfxO6)

430 409 Men-o-pause needs to get canceled.

And menopause

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 03:25 PM (Z9HSN)

431 Very well done if it is...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (ZSK0i)


Either that or tame bear.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:25 PM (tRpV0)

432 The 2 year addiction to masks is a hard habit to break.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (WCWHE)

433 The "r" is silent.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (6i1Yo)


Both google translate and Forvo suggest otherwise.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (ZSK0i)

434 I disagree with this man's conclusion but he brings up a lot of good points and explains why it is I cannot support either Russia or the Ukraine GOVERNMENTS

https://tinyurl.com/vusbkw5t

"Ukraine has been used by Western globalists as a base of operations for decadence, depravity, and cultural assault for the better part of two decades, but especially since 2014. In essence, Kiev has been the launch point for anti-White and anti-Christian propaganda leveled not only at Russians, but also Eastern European neighbors, such as Belarus, Hungary, and Poland. The latter two have had to fight off these calculated attacks on their culture and faith emanating from Kiev through democratic processes and sheer willpower. The former has done so through a tightened grip on internal affairs by President Alexander Lukashenko."

"Specifically, two organizations have aggressively sought the destruction of traditional Western civilization: the International Republican Institute (IRI) and the Open Society Foundations (OSF)."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (KZzsI)

435 All this reminds me of the doofuses (doofi?) who oh so cleverly tried to show how clever they were by saying GHOTI is pronounced 'FISH'.

You know, GH like in enough, O like in women and TI like in motion. Placement and context within words be damned.

My lib brother even used that as a screen name or e-mail name for a while.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (m45I2)

436 409 Men-o-pause needs to get canceled.

Sorry, I meant menstruate

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (Z9HSN)

437 The "r" is silent.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2022 03:20 PM (6i1Yo)
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well, it's not really "silent", it's just not rhotacised like an American "r". Kinda like trying to say r, y, and h all at the same time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022


***
That "rhotacised" (British spelling?) looks familiar. Or maybe I'm just thinking of the spin-off to the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (txdEq)

438 Late to the last post but does anyone else immediately think of a box of Virginia Slims or Capris when they think of Lindsay Graham?

I can see him smoking one when he's had too much to drink and being super effeminate about it.
=====

Misty Light 120s

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (IytoW)

439 Evergreen is a clown college. 50% drop in enrollment over 5 years. Another 4% now.

Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (76KdS)

440 Fuck this gay earth.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2022 03:15 PM (aldSv)

In the fartclam.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 04, 2022 03:17 PM (W2dl3)

Which raises the question, where is the fartclam of this gay earth?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (SH2Zi)

441 Just checked, Ebay has a LOT of Traveler sets, mostly 2008 reprints but at least one boxed set.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 03:27 PM (Iq9dF)

442 All in one fell swoop. While Biden drools.
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Yes. But we have soft power.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 03:27 PM (HTCOy)

443
With biased research and imaginary population estimates, Big Wind wants to increase its bald eagle "take" in America. The previous limit set in 2016 was 4,200 bald eagles annually; Biden's Department of Interior proposes to almost quadruple this to 15,832.
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:23 PM (RHGPo)


Really? My friend can't capture natural gas on their ranch because of a stupid salamander. All they needed to do was dig a trench and they aren't allowed to. But hell, lets kill a bunch of birds. Make it make sense.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2022 03:27 PM (9mPbX)

444 Either that or tame bear.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:25 PM (tRpV0)


That's much more likely. 50 cents says it's somewhere in Belorus.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 04, 2022 03:27 PM (ZSK0i)

445 442 All in one fell swoop. While Biden drools.
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Yes. But we have soft power.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 03:27 PM (HTCOy)

=========

Muldoon or Cat Ass Trophy may be able to prescribe some Viagra to help with that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

446 re 371: M Cleveland at The Federalist might have had an article on that this morning. You can't demand anonymity for your client when you gave your client's name to the NY Times, or something like that.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 04, 2022 03:27 PM (Ynyl9)

447
You know, GH like in enough, O like in women and TI like in motion. Placement and context within words be damned.

My lib brother even used that as a screen name or e-mail name for a while.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (m45I2)



My mom taught me that when I was 4.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

448 In a strange twist of events

the American public is now trusting the MSM

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:28 PM (us2H3)

449 Or FISH is spelled GHOTI...if you prefer

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:28 PM (m45I2)

450 439 Evergreen is a clown college. 50% drop in enrollment over 5 years. Another 4% now.
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Its where all the frustrated school shooters go to get a degree.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 03:28 PM (HTCOy)

451 439 Evergreen is a clown college. 50% drop in enrollment over 5 years. Another 4% now.
Posted by: torabora at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (76KdS)

Clown college is more rigorous and productive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:28 PM (II3Gr)

452
Which raises the question, where is the fartclam of this gay earth?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (SH2Zi)


Frisco, most likely. Tenderloin District.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2022 03:28 PM (n+4am)

453 Which raises the question, where is the fartclam of this gay earth?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022


***
Mount Vesuvius, of course!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:28 PM (txdEq)

454 All in one fell swoop. While Biden drools.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at March 04, 2022 03:25 PM (MkuC5)

There is no time like the present.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (SH2Zi)

455

You are starting to see more and more of what Trump was holding back from happening.

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (8I+CL)

456 414 Varg(r) is where the D and D monster "Worg" comes from.

Posted by: Broseidon at March 04, 2022 03:23 PM (i5Qdf)


And Chicago is where the monster "Worf" comes from.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (tRpV0)

457
"Conspiracy Theory" is just an alternate way of the government saying "Spoiler Alert."

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (K0s33)

458 Which raises the question, where is the fartclam of this gay earth?


Stockton, CA.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (SchxB)

459 438 Late to the last post but does anyone else immediately think of a box of Virginia Slims or Capris when they think of Lindsay Graham?

capri pants, fuck yeah

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (us2H3)

460
Which raises the question, where is the fartclam of this gay earth?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (SH2Zi)



Cincinnati.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

461 Is is true that Kamala's code name for the SS is Fartclam ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (M+Lyo)

462 On the other hand, found one of AH best which was Wooden Ships and Iron Men which really brought warfare in the Age of Sail to life.

My brother bought a ton of those bookshelf games over the years, which we never really played much. Of all them, Wooden Ships and Iron Men intrigued me the most but it seemed very complicated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (KZzsI)

463
Fartclams are tools of Big Wind.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (SKVme)

464 So how are we going to convince all of America's colonies to keep paying the grift to Uncle Sam? Has anyone asked this question?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (HTCOy)

465 well there are lots of apps now to play rpgs online.
Posted by: ace

Anyone using one?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (7DYli)

466 My mom taught me that when I was 4.
Posted by: Sponge

*****

I did not intend to call your mom a doofus.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (m45I2)

467 Vargr aren't just "wolf-like", they're derived from wolves from Earth. Blame an alien space wizard.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (OUMaO)

468 455

You are starting to see more and more of what Trump was holding back from happening.
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (8I+CL)

==========

"Incorrect. This is what Trump was setting up to happen to undermine his successor, precisely timed to interfere with Biden's midterm push, which was why he's guilty of trying to disrupt the Electoral College count (which I hate and think should die) in order to desperately cling to power."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (LvTSG)

469 capri pants, fuck yeah
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (us2H3)

Fartclamdiggers

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (M+Lyo)

470 Whew...
Just finished taxes.
I even have enough left over to buy ammo!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (axyOa)

471 Traveler: The only game I remember where you could die in character generation.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (S5d3L)

472 >>Late to the last post but does anyone else immediately think of a box of Virginia Slims or Capris when they think of Lindsay Graham?


If you threw a Vespa and a Messenger Bag in there...

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (ysAYR)

473 >None of these are particularly attractive to us, but they're not precisely the same either.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (z5Vrg)

I can believe this to a degree, but only in the sense that it's 'wheels within wheels'. Putin, Xi, and Bidum might envision the endgame playing out differently, but it looks to me that they're all working out the same playbook right now.

YMMV, just a stupid comment from an internet idiot.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (aldSv)

474 Last Canadian census, I put down other and wrote that I'm 'multi appendages.'

Basically, I'm waiting for the Canadian medical system to give me two more penises and three vaginas until my outside matches the inner beauty of my inside.

Posted by: Stateless at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (FsZ2q)

475 My mom taught me that when I was 4.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Huh. I got taught I was a horrible little shit. I should've been learning about GHOTI.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (II3Gr)

476 What is a Ghoti?

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (T+Dhx)

477 capri pants, fuck yeah
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (us2H3)

Fartclamdiggers

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (M+Lyo)

Those are Crapri pants.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (SH2Zi)

478 Sorry, I meant menstruate

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (Z9HSN)


No they don't. Wymynxstruate.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (tRpV0)

479 Yesterday I was reading something one of you posted and smiled and laughed a little. Hubs looked at me and said, "what's funny? Fartclams again?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (Ez6QX)

480
*****

I did not intend to call your mom a doofus.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (m45I2)



I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

*swipes Muldoon across the face with a leather glove*

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

481 461 Is is true that Kamala's code name for the SS is Fartclam ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (M+Lyo)

Burpsnizz

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (6FeV1)

482 Clown college or Clown's College?

Posted by: klaftern at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (taPSh)

483 Tolkien, who knew English as well as anyone could, described elvish bowmen as bowmen. Firewomen and congresswomen is stupid.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 04, 2022 02:50 PM (44ww/)
____________

They are stupid. The one that really gets me going is referring to the chairman as "the chair."

No. A chair is something you put your butt on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

484 Brandon announces that the smartest person he has ever known will be in charge of the rebuilding of Ukraine

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (us2H3)

485 Of all them, Wooden Ships and Iron Men intrigued me the most but it seemed very complicated.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022


***
Iron Ships and Wooden Men never really caught on, though. Nobody wanted to play as Pinocchio on board the Titanic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (txdEq)

486 Is Lindsey Graham a womynx?

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

487 Came across on Ebay another old fun role play game from TSR, Top Secret, that apparently did not do so well. Top Secret which was a first person role play as spies that was actually pretty fun to play.

Maybe Lindsay, Levin, et al. could satisfy their blood lust by playing Top Secret with an assassination mission and leave the real world alone.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (Iq9dF)

488
Huh. I got taught I was a horrible little shit. I should've been learning about GHOTI.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (II3Gr)



That was the next lesson.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

489 I just took my first ever and first Biden-mandated covid test and you'll be happy to know, I'm not terminally ill.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (IytoW)

490 461 Is is true that Kamala's code name for the SS is Fartclam ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (M+Lyo)

We can neither confirm nor deny that applies to Secretary Buttigieg.

Posted by: The Secret Service at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

491 Also, the Aslan. Mustn't forget the Aslan.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (OUMaO)

492 The Marist poll showing Biden's JA jumping after SOTU is an outlier. Marist polls for NPR/PBS.

Look at the RCP polls (Real Clear Politics) daily summary for a better snapshot.

Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has Biden's net job approval (JA) at -15% today (just going by memory). Neither RAS nor anybody else, except Marist, has detected a post-SOTU bump for Biden.

Posted by: mnw at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (NLIak)

493 476 What is a Ghoti?

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (T+Dhx)


A beard. Viz: worf smells of ghoti.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (tRpV0)

494
I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

*swipes Muldoon across the face with a leather glove*
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Wasn't this an album cover?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (II3Gr)

495 Fartclams again?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (Ez6QX)

Fartclams today. Fartclams tomorrow. Fartclams forever.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (SH2Zi)

496 Isn't all this tranny shit just a really lame RPG?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (UuD2k)

497 478 Sorry, I meant menstruate

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 03:26 PM (Z9HSN)

No they don't. Wymynxstruate.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (tRpV0)
_______

Personstruate?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

498 Gramam wears

kewl lox

Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (us2H3)

499 What is a Ghoti?
Posted by: ... at

20 bucks

Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (oNoS3)

500 What is a Ghoti?

A very witty obnoxious way of spelling "fish"

GH from enough -F
O from women - I
TI from nation - SH

I don't know the origin, Ive seen it bouncing around since the 70s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

501 Huh. I got taught I was a horrible little shit. I should've been learning about GHOTI.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (II3Gr)

Kids are resilient.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (SH2Zi)

502 473 >None of these are particularly attractive to us, but they're not precisely the same either.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 03:18 PM (z5Vrg)

I can believe this to a degree, but only in the sense that it's 'wheels within wheels'. Putin, Xi, and Bidum might envision the endgame playing out differently, but it looks to me that they're all working out the same playbook right now.

YMMV, just a stupid comment from an internet idiot.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 04, 2022 03:30 PM (aldSv)

They have fairly broad areas of common interest where they can and do work together.

Even the EU is a great example of this, it was literally created for the purpose of contesting with US influence. US globalists believe they can use it for their own ends.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (z5Vrg)

503
Fartclams today. Fartclams tomorrow. Fartclams forever.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (SH2Zi)



Fartclam. Fartclam. Wherefore art thou fartclam?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

504 494
I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

*swipes Muldoon across the face with a leather glove*
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Wasn't this an album cover?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (II3Gr)

That's not what they wanted to put in the cover, I can tell you that!

Posted by: Ian Faith at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (PiwSw)

505 Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your fartclam!

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (xP1n4)

506 The Marist poll showing Biden's JA jumping after SOTU is an outlier. Marist polls for NPR/PBS.
___________

Straight from the Ministry of Truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

507 487 Came across on Ebay another old fun role play game from TSR, Top Secret, that apparently did not do so well. Top Secret which was a first person role play as spies that was actually pretty fun to play.

Maybe Lindsay, Levin, et al. could satisfy their blood lust by playing Top Secret with an assassination mission and leave the real world alone.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (Iq9dF)

I still have my copy from the 80's, somehow. Even have part of the box it came in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 04, 2022 03:34 PM (XvPQV)

508 476 What is a Ghoti?

Fish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2022 03:34 PM (HxqAe)

509 484 I read that as "the smallest person he has ever known." Sure, why not.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 04, 2022 03:34 PM (KfxO6)

510 Nobody wanted to play as Pinocchio on board the Titanic.

At least he floats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

511 Of all them, Wooden Ships and Iron Men intrigued me the most but it seemed very complicated.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
------------------
Wasn't bad for single ship engagements but once, a couple of friends and I, played the Battle of Tralfalgar. I was one of the British commanders along with a friend and the other two played the Spanish and French admirals. Took over 28 hours to play and the Spanish and French admirals resigned before it was totally over. You really get a feeling for Nelson's apparently foolhardy charge at the French and Spanish lines but the difference was that the British crews were superior to their French and Spanish counterparts. Very bloody though getting raked when you make the T.

Believe it or not, Jutland was worse. Boring and took a huge area to play in.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (Iq9dF)

512 Now it's Happy Hour

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (2JoB8)

513 Just curious. Who drew the Fartclam logo on the sidebar?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (txdEq)

514
Fish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2022 03:34 PM (HxqAe)



From Barney Miller?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

515 Personstruate?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

Grrlpersonstruate. Malepersonsdont.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (tRpV0)

516 It's funny that they can't see the downside to Man being "one" and being the way to refer to males.

It means, as well, that a male is *nothing special*, not notable.

It's like people who think that the Earth's being the "Center of the Universe" was a pride thing.

When in reality the people of the time thought of Earth as the Universe's basement. All the crap falls back to the Earth.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (S5d3L)

517 I think "chair" to refer to the person leading a group or meeting is a perfectly valid synecdoche that side-steps the whole mewling squawking gender obsessed idiots nicely without ceding the language.

Obviously it's not the chair itself leading the meeting, it's the clapped out scumbag sitting in it. Just as how obviously it's not the Pentagon or the White House itself giving orders or making statements... those are just buildings. It's the jive assholes inside doing the ordering and statementing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (6FeV1)

518 487 Came across on Ebay another old fun role play game from TSR, Top Secret, that apparently did not do so well. Top Secret which was a first person role play as spies that was actually pretty fun to play.
---
I have a copy of that somewhere in my library:

https://libib.com/u/perfessorsquirrel

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (YIVH2)

519 461 Is is true that Kamala's code name for the SS is Fartclam ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (M+Lyo)

We can neither confirm nor deny that applies to Secretary Buttigieg.
Posted by: The Secret Service at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

I thought his was buttrancher

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (M+Lyo)

520 Even the EU is a great example of this, it was literally created for the purpose of contesting with US influence.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (z5Vrg)
____________

Then let them sort out Ukraine, and contest away!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

521 I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

*swipes Muldoon across the face with a leather glove*
Posted by: Sponge -


******

Hell. If I'm going to get slapped for my trouble I might as well get my money's worth.

Your mom was a doofus!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (m45I2)

522 508 476 What is a Ghoti?

Fish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2022 03:34 PM (HxqAe)

Which are, of course, a type of weasel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (II3Gr)

523 What is a Ghoti?

Fish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2022


***
Nah, I think he used to be CEO of Nissan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (txdEq)

524

Top Secret was a lot of fun too.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (7DYli)

525 510 Nobody wanted to play as Pinocchio on board the Titanic.

At least he floats
------------
So does Natalie Wood. But both are dead fucks.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (HTCOy)

526 521 Hell. If I'm going to get slapped for my trouble I might as well get my money's worth.

Your mom was a doofus!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (m45I2)

=========

Probably smelled of elderberries, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

527 We can neither confirm nor deny that applies to Secretary Buttigieg.
Posted by: The Secret Service at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

I thought his was buttrancher
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (M+Lyo)
____________

Sphincter spelunker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (YqDXo)

528 Personstruate?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:32 PM (YqDXo)
---
Um. *sonstrate?

As in per-son?

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (S5d3L)

529 Would the "healing" include a song circle around your precious self while one of the older womenxs cauterizes the hole left after you cut your dick off?

With a NWMSU branding iron?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (KiBMU)

530
Your mom was a doofus!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (m45I2)



Well, she had me, didn't she?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

531 No. A chair is something you put your butt on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

Obama is a chair

Posted by: Crint Eastwood at March 04, 2022 03:37 PM (M+Lyo)

532 Can we shorten womynx to "minks" for short?

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at March 04, 2022 03:37 PM (fh2tC)

533 530
Your mom was a doofus!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (m45I2)


Well, she had me, didn't she?
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

Was your father a hamster?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

534 What is a Ghoti?
___________

The zombie leader of a Mafia family.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:37 PM (YqDXo)

535 I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

Posted by: Sponge -
---
Calm down, Mick Jagger.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 03:37 PM (S5d3L)

536 This is the type of content I just love from Ace. It's funny on so many levels.

And then there are vulgarisms like Fartclam.

Posted by: SkinnerVic at March 04, 2022 03:37 PM (nbwH3)

537
=======

Was your father a hamster?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)



With a 'p.'

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

538 How about:

Dick and Dickless for the two biological sexes.
As for the trannies might I suggest: Confused.

Posted by: 3.14159 Men at March 04, 2022 03:38 PM (hVbLi)

539 Fish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2022
*
From Barney Miller?
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022


***
My least favorite character. I could never figure out why the audience thought his dialogue was so funny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:38 PM (txdEq)

540 Sorry I'm retarded. I meant we should call them "minx" or "minxes."

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at March 04, 2022 03:38 PM (fh2tC)

541 I'm headed to the monkey tavern. Anyone care to join me?

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at March 04, 2022 03:38 PM (LfcPE)

542 Top Secret which was a first person role play as spies that was actually pretty fun to play.

Neat setting and info, terrible combat system.

All the weapons did the same damage. The tiniest pea shooter to a shotgun to a 50 caliber machine gun: same.

All that varied was the chance to hit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

543 So I guess moar cowbell is out ?

Now it's more fartclam

Posted by: Crint Eastwood at March 04, 2022 03:38 PM (M+Lyo)

544 Can we shorten womynx to "minks" for short?
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at March 04, 2022


***
Sure. They have a rep of being pretty hot-to-trot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:39 PM (txdEq)

545 Propaganda, or Truth? Who the fuck knows?:


@mdubowitz

BREAKING

The Joint Russia-Iran Plan of Action (J-RIPA) to be announced in Vienna on Monday.

Masterstroke deal by Putin and Khamenei to give clerical regime nuke-carrying ICBMs to threaten America.

https://t.co/3zmPchIz3L

Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2022 03:39 PM (B1Vad)

546 My brother bought a ton of those bookshelf games over the years, which we never really played much. Of all them, Wooden Ships and Iron Men intrigued me the most but it seemed very complicated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
------------------
Our neighborhood had a lot of kids and we ended up playing most of Avalon Hill and SPI games along with the role playing D&D, Traveler, etc. Squad Leader to this day is one of the better ways to understand small unit tactics in WWII--Advanced Squad Leader is more realistic but at the expense of playing time. Panzer Blitz and Panzer Leader are also pretty good in the short scenarios. Then if you had both, you could have Patton fight the Russian armor with a few rule additions.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 03:39 PM (Iq9dF)

547 >>"The theme for this year's celebration is 'Providing Healing, Promoting Hope.'"


healing from what

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 03:39 PM (geLO8)

548 My least favorite character. I could never figure out why the audience thought his dialogue was so funny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:38 PM (txdEq)


Didn't he get his own spinoff show?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022 03:40 PM (Ez6QX)

549 NYC crime is up a staggering 60 PERCENT over past year as city battles double-digit increases in homicide and rape while shootings decrease slightly

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

550 Masterstroke deal by Putin and Khamenei to give clerical regime nuke-carrying ICBMs to threaten America.

https://t.co/3zmPchIz3L
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2022 03:39 PM (B1Vad)

That's just too ridiculous to be true.

So it must be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:40 PM (6FeV1)

551 I don't know the origin, Ive seen it bouncing around since the 70s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 03:33 PM (KZzsI)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghoti

1855

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 04, 2022 03:40 PM (tRpV0)

552 Now it's Happy Hour
Posted by: Skip

Enjoy !

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (arJlL)

553 Masterstroke deal by Putin and Khamenei to give clerical regime nuke-carrying ICBMs to threaten America.

https://t.co/3zmPchIz3L
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2022 03:39 PM (B1Vad)

Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (HxqAe)

554 547 >>"The theme for this year's celebration is 'Providing Healing, Promoting Hope.'"

healing from what
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 03:39 PM (geLO
_________

Also hoping for what?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

555 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (arJlL)

556 And Chicago is where the monster "Worf" comes from.
------
She has the biggest dick in Chicago.

https://tinyurl.com/yn65zwp7

Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (+ya+t)

557 549 NYC crime is up a staggering 60 PERCENT over past year as city battles double-digit increases in homicide and rape while shootings decrease slightly
----------------
Is this good news or bad news these days?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (HTCOy)

558 NYC crime is up a staggering 60 PERCENT over past year as city battles double-digit increases in homicide and rape while shootings decrease slightly
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)
---
Pif! I went out for dinner a month ago!

Posted by: Don Lemon, Crimevane at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (S5d3L)

559 Chechnya's leader tells Putin to 'shut your eyes to everything' and let military commanders unleash a blitzkrieg of savagery in Ukraine and 'finish it all in a day or two'

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (RHGPo)

560 My least favorite character. I could never figure out why the audience thought his dialogue was so funny.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022
*
Didn't he get his own spinoff show?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022


***
He did, and it was nothing special. Vigoda is (was?) a very good character actor, but as a lead, not so much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (txdEq)

561 >>That's just too ridiculous to be true.


Here's hoping Israel and the Saudis take care of this themselves.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (ysAYR)

562 549 NYC crime is up a staggering 60 PERCENT over past year as city battles double-digit increases in homicide and rape while shootings decrease slightly
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)
______________

The three offenses that are pretty tough to game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

563 Why, I've been callin' em "wimminx" fer 90 years!!!

Aaaah, ge ge ge ge ge ge!!!!!

Posted by: Popeye the Sailor Man at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (wtvvX)

564 *
Didn't he get his own spinoff show?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022



I believe it was called "Fish."

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

565 these people are always healing

do they fall down a lot, or what

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (geLO8)

566 Ace, you were right the first time. man (uncapitalized) in German means "one" and Mann (always capitalized) means "man."

Posted by: Editor at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (NUJ7Z)

567 Why give Iranians nukes to threaten the West?

The West is already sitting on their hands and letting Putin run roughshod over his new conquest. What the fuck point is there in dragging us into a world war?

I suppose it's just shades of Zimmerman Telegraphs all over again, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (6FeV1)

568 547 >>"The theme for this year's celebration is 'Providing Healing, Promoting Hope.'"


healing from what
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 03:39 PM (geLO

Having their dick and balls cut off and a suppurating gash "vagina" carved in their crotch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (II3Gr)

569 NYC crime is up a staggering 60 PERCENT over past year as city battles double-digit increases in homicide and rape while shootings decrease slightly
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

Shoulda hired an ex-cop.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: golfman at March 04, 2022 03:43 PM (hOMhY)

570 Michael P Senger @MichaelPSenger
World Health Summit: "If we had surveyed two years ago...'Would you be willing to take gene or cell therapy and inject it into your body?' we would have probably had a 95% refusal rate. I think this pandemic has opened many people's eyes to innovation."

--

But you didn't ask the people that. You didn't tell them what they were getting. All you said was "this will save you from covid!" "All your worries are over!" You neglected to tell them what it was, or most importantly, what its potential disastrous side effects were. Do that...and you'd get far, far less willing to take it. You lied.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 03:43 PM (sVtYq)

571 You must make sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina!

Tone Loc

Make sure she's a natural women and not a surgically altered dick. Check well and check closely gentlemen.

Posted by: 3.14159 Men at March 04, 2022 03:43 PM (hVbLi)

572 Having their dick and balls cut off and a suppurating gash "vagina" carved in their crotch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (II3Gr)

And lined with ghoti skin. Don't forget that fun detail.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 03:43 PM (SKVme)

573 567 Why give Iranians nukes to threaten the West?

The West is already sitting on their hands and letting Putin run roughshod over his new conquest. What the fuck point is there in dragging us into a world war?

I suppose it's just shades of Zimmerman Telegraphs all over again, isn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (6FeV1)

Getting rid of a few billion people isn't going to happen all by itself.

And maybe our new Lizard-like overlords like higher ambient amounts of radiation.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 04, 2022 03:43 PM (Rl7KJ)

574 It wasn't a pure coincidence. The A-S "wer" looks cognate to the Latin "vir".

BTW, I'd go further than "defund". I think the colleges and universities need the treatment Henry VIII gave to monasteries. (He almost did that to Oxford and Cambridge back then.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2022 03:44 PM (R0Tis)

575 >>And lined with ghoti skin. Don't forget that fun detail.



Genuine Tilapia

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:44 PM (ysAYR)

576 Believe it or not, Jutland was worse. Boring and took a huge area to play in.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 03:35 PM (Iq9dF)

We did Jutland one weekend, took the entire ballroom on the second floor of the ISU student union.

And yes, boring. The Pacific WW2 scenarios were more fun to play.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 04, 2022 03:44 PM (XvPQV)

577 Didn't he get his own spinoff show?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2022
*
I believe it was called "Fish."
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022


***
Yes. I think the concept was that he retired from the NYPD, and he and his wife Bernice start a foster home for kids, or something like that. Horrible idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:44 PM (txdEq)

578 All the weapons did the same damage. The tiniest pea shooter to a shotgun to a 50 caliber machine gun: same.

All that varied was the chance to hit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Forgot the combat part but thinking back, you are right. However, there are a bunch of updated weapons rating for other games now on the net. The primary focus though of Top Secret was the mission more than combat--to quote Neil Burnside's character in Sandbaggers (Brit TV series), [Spying in Special Operations] It amounts to months of boredom interspersed with moments of panic."

Sandbaggers is one of the better spy series that most people have never heard of.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 03:44 PM (Iq9dF)

579 When the hell did the caucasians get on board with being part of Russia? I would sooner expect Chechnya and Dagestan to be rebelling right now in the chaos rather than helping their overlord...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 03:44 PM (6FeV1)

580 NYC crime is up a staggering 60 PERCENT over past year as city battles double-digit increases in homicide and rape while shootings decrease slightly

--

As a bonus, fistfuls of crap smeared in your face are on the rise too in the Big Crapple.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (sVtYq)

581
Krebs' Rule: the more adjectives jammed in front of the namesake state (or the more conjoined those adjectives are), the closer that school comes to being an overpriced and underperforming community college.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (pNxlR)

582 I believe it was called "Fish."
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
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Won an Emmy and stayed around for 2 seasons.

(Until Abe Vigoda's death).

Posted by: Axeman, From the Bearenstein Bears Dimension at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (S5d3L)

583 I believe you have a slight error when you assert: "Man," originally, in the Old English, did not mean "man." It meant "one" or "person" -- genderlessly. It still means that in German (well, as "Mann").

In German, man (lowercase and one n) is a pronoun meaning "one." Mann (uppercase and two n's) is a male human or husband.

Posted by: Steven in Maryland at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (YzJZP)

584 In late 70s liked TSR board games, would still be fun if I had a team mate

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (2JoB8)

585 I can remember a nun telling her class the woman is really two words ..

Wo - man

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (RHGPo)

586 580 NYC crime is up a staggering 60 PERCENT over past year as city battles double-digit increases in homicide and rape while shootings decrease slightly

--

As a bonus, fistfuls of crap smeared in your face are on the rise too in the Big Crapple.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (sVtYq)

========

It's a good thing NYC elected a former cop as mayor to clean up the streets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

587
(Until Abe Vigoda's death).
Posted by: Axeman, From the Bearenstein Bears Dimension at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (S5d3L)



Which one?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

588 First one down

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 03:46 PM (2JoB8)

589 And yes, boring. The Pacific WW2 scenarios were more fun to play.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Always fun to use a yardstick for measurement. Never played the WW2 scenarios but AH's Victory in the Pacific was actually pretty fun and quick. Midway was another good one for that particular battle.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2022 03:46 PM (Iq9dF)

590 Joe Biden is the one giving Iran nukes, never forget. Putin and Ukraine are the vessel and the distraction.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 03:46 PM (oWBc3)

591 Chechnya's leader tells Putin to 'shut your eyes to everything' and let military commanders unleash a blitzkrieg of savagery in Ukraine and 'finish it all in a day or two'
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 03:41 PM (RHGPo)

NO NO NOOOO what the hell will we talk about all day?

Posted by: Fox News at March 04, 2022 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

592 Abe Vigoda epitomizes the word lugubrious.

Which is a word that should be used much more frequently.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022 03:46 PM (m45I2)

593 Pertaining to the original topic ...

I've made no bones, over the years, that I think this current ideological clusterfuck began with the Boomers and Silent Generation. And as much as folks try to dispute that, just look at the age of most, not all - but most, of the idiots currently in charge saying all the extremely stupid shit.

Yet, Dan Crenshaw is certainly not a Silent Gen or Boomer. Neither is Jen Psaki. And here's my point - neither are a lot of the current folks in charge in higher education at places like Northwest Missouri State.

This problem will get better when nature takes its course in a few more years. But it's not going away. These ideologies are going to be here for a long, long time.

Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 03:46 PM (orQOl)

594
Remember all those fake nuclear arms deals obama made with Putin?


Didn't obama have a lot of the US nukes dismantled?

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 03:46 PM (K0s33)

595 Sponge with a classic Godfather ref for the win.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 03:47 PM (oWBc3)

596 Apparently in German "mann" can mean man, as in a male. From the Magic Flute, we get "Mann und Weib" in the duet.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2022 03:47 PM (R0Tis)

597 Having their dick and balls cut off and a suppurating gash "vagina" carved in their crotch.

--

I've read pieces written by some of the people who have had this procedure done and it is horrifying. Endless pain, endless foul-smelling infections.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 03:47 PM (sVtYq)

598 And lined with ghoti skin. Don't forget that fun detail.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 03:43 PM (SKVme)

For just the slightest whiff of authenticity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 03:47 PM (II3Gr)

599 463
Fartclams are tools of Big Wind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2022 03:29 PM (SKVme)

Hey, those turbines aren't gonna spin themselves!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 04, 2022 03:47 PM (dfRN6)

600

nooood

Posted by: Soothsayer is so devastated by the news from Ukraine at March 04, 2022 03:47 PM (K0s33)

601 >>For just the slightest whiff of authenticity.



Ich!

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2022 03:48 PM (ysAYR)

602 (Until Abe Vigoda's death).
Posted by: Axeman, From the Bearenstein Bears Dimension at March 04, 2022 03:45 PM (S5d3L)


Which one?
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 04, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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LOL. I was going to add "his first one".

Thanks.

Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2022 03:48 PM (S5d3L)

603 Abe Vigoda epitomizes the word lugubrious.

Which is a word that should be used much more frequently.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 04, 2022


***
Lugubrious would have made a better title for his spinoff show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:48 PM (txdEq)

604 >>Masterstroke deal by Putin and Khamenei to give clerical regime nuke-carrying ICBMs to threaten America.

Guess this leaves it open for the US to give Japan ICBMs. Two can play that game. But are Punchy's kiddies able to play it?

I can think of a lot of Russian adversaries that they would have a heart attack over if we gave the intercontinental ballistic missile capabilities. Only reason for Putin to do this is he is certain that Punchy won't.

Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2022 03:48 PM (5iUNf)

605 es gibt ein Nood

Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 03:48 PM (geLO8)

606 From the Magic Flute, we get "Mann und Weib" in the duet.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2022


***
Weib? Is that "wife"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 03:49 PM (txdEq)

607 592 ok, lugubrious fartclams

Posted by: Dogbert at March 04, 2022 03:49 PM (Z9HSN)

608 Guess this leaves it open for the US to give Japan ICBMs. Two can play that game. But are Punchy's kiddies able to play it?

I've worked Japan several times. Can't imagine anywhere they have the space to build a silo.

Posted by: Statistics at March 04, 2022 03:50 PM (orQOl)

609 597 Lady

ANOTHER post I wish I could unsee, like the ones about the AAA battery.

Posted by: mnw at March 04, 2022 03:57 PM (NLIak)

610 Noodus trigglypuffiana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 04, 2022 04:01 PM (txdEq)

611 Always have to fuck with the women's live and identities. I'm glad I'm old and will die soon because this county has some mighty FUCKED UP people in it.

Posted by: sidney at March 04, 2022 04:07 PM (LJJah)

612 Traveller. Great game. The Vargr were Coreward of the Spinward Marches. Occasionally allies of the Zhodani.

Gee Ace -- Not many 29-year-olds play that game.

Posted by: Calbadger at March 04, 2022 04:13 PM (mhiAh)

613 I had to fill out a new patient form on line for a doctor's body. On the "gender" box, it had the options "female assigned at birth," "male assigned at birth," "nonbinary," and some other nonsensical claptrap. No "female" option.

I'm female, G*damnit! I am NOT "assigned female at birth"! I was female from the moment the fastest little sperm cell with an X chromosome fertilized the egg!

I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!!

Posted by: Lee Also at March 04, 2022 04:24 PM (NzsEt)

614 Womynx was one of those weird animals in a Dr. Seuss book.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 04, 2022 06:29 PM (nkp5d)

615 So you're an actual twitter salesman now... ok.

Posted by: JeffSmith at March 04, 2022 10:10 PM (L/0QD)

616 Funny, I live not too far from nwmo university. That is pretty much where all the farm kids from the state go to college to get their ag degrees. Maryville itself is a small town of about 10,000 people and like one other poster said not to far from Skidmore. Lots of bad stuff happens up in that part of the state, some strange characters living up in that area.

Posted by: country_breakfast at March 04, 2022 10:16 PM (3xple)

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