Chicago Mayor Baby Groot Bragged About the Size of Her Dick, Lawsuit Alleges

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, the first LGBTQ+ Black woman to be elected mayor of a major U.S. city, stopped a deal between the Chicago Park District and an Italian American group, which would have allowed a statue of Christopher Columbus to be exhibited during a parade, a suit filed Tuesday alleges. The suit also accused Lightfoot of making obscene remarks including, "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians."
The suit was filed by former Chicago Park District deputy general counsel George Smyrniotis against the city and Lightfoot, according to the Chicago Tribune.

This is just normal.

The lawsuit alleges that when Lightfoot heard of the plan, she said she would cancel the parade's permit, and she ordered an immediate Zoom call.
On that call, Smyrniotis says that Lightfoot "proceeded to berate and defame" the lawyers and questioned their credentials.
Lightfoot told them "not to do a f****** thing with that statute without my approval."
"Get that f****** statue back before noon tomorrow or I am going to have you fired," Lightfoot also said, according to the suit.
She is also accused of making obscene comments to Smyrniotis and King.
"You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians. ... You are out there stroking your dicks over the Columbus statue, I am trying to keep Chicago police officers from being shot and you are trying to get them shot," Lightfoot allegedly said. "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest dick in Chicago."

Just so normal to pick out various white groups and denigrate them, now in sexualized terms. This is Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream, realized.

Posted by: Ace at 12:11 PM

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1 first?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:11 PM (8D42x)

2 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

3 but why would she?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:11 PM (8D42x)

4 The suit also accused Lightfoot of making obscene remarks including, "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians."

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I feel like this is a racism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

5 Dickus Bigus.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (haWye)

6 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (8D42x)

7 nood lori lightfoot

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (8D42x)

Don't everyone come in here at once.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (SH2Zi)

8 The suit also accused Lightfoot of making obscene remarks including, "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians."

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I feel like this is a racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

racism, sexism, and misogamy all rolled into one...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:13 PM (8D42x)

9 That's kind of funny. But also seems to reflect a trend of women who try to talk like they think men talk in a business environment. Which we don't.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 12:13 PM (z5Vrg)

10 Truth is a defense.

Posted by: Lori Lightloafers at March 03, 2022 12:13 PM (Af8VI)

11 nood lori lightfoot

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (8D42x)

Don't everyone come in here at once.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (SH2Zi)

did i mention i can be evil sometimes...?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:13 PM (8D42x)

12 I believe her...

Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2022 12:13 PM (FsZ2q)

13 Groot has wood

Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (oXNqT)

14 Gonna be honest, Chicago residents.

You could stand up to the fascist state you live in and help ensure that these people ruling you stop, or you can leave. If you leave, though, please don't look back fondly at the Daley years and try to replicate that where you move next.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

15 What if she's not wrong?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (jTmQV)

16 I am Groot.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (yQpMk)

17 Yeah, but how does she measure up to Jacinda Ardern?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (Pk69y)

18 ....and a size 13 asshoe.

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (AwYPR)

19 Chicago has the mayor it deserves

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (XvPQV)

20 She seems nice

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (uOne5)

21 Charming.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)

22 Mornin' Ace!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (mAQS7)

23 She seems perfectly normal.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (oY5A0)

24 NICE F**KING MODEL! honk honk!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (44ww/)

25 4 The suit also accused Lightfoot of making obscene remarks including, "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians."

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I feel like this is a racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

Daley wasn't sued for this. Straight up racism.

Posted by: BeetleGroot,, LGBTmnop at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (F9322)

26 A Study in Penis Envy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (dNqv+)

27 Yeah, not as bad as I imagined. Maybe time to retire the "nood" thing... Change to Foctits?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (wAnMi)

28 You know that with Lizard People, it's really hard to determine Gender. You pretty much gotta take their word for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (trdmm)

29 She knows a fartclam when she sees one.

Posted by: IP at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (SDdI7)

30 Vinge himself wrote that there were two major possibilities; one, that human society passed into something new and unknowable (or destroyed itself); the second that we would reach something he called The Great Disappointment, where we realized that we had reached the end of our technological innovations, and there were no more Great Changes to be discovered or even hoped for. Each outcome would radically transform society, but in different ways.

lan example; suppose we determine that FTL travel is truly impossible, and that the rest of this solar system is truly uninhabitable, and that this Earth is all that humanity has, until the end of our time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)

The closest thing to the Bessemer process is 3d printing in the 21st century, for the materials it saves. Which while a pretty big efficiency gain isn't comparable to 20th century innovations in terms of impact.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 12:15 PM (z5Vrg)

31 Golly, what profane language from an f-tard.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (3er2y)

32 Such lovely people, these statists.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (4I/2K)

33 >>>"You are out there stroking your dicks over the Columbus statue, I am trying to keep Chicago police officers from being shot and you are trying to get them shot"

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Sounds like Groot is warning a young lady not to wear too short a skirt since the cops won't be able to protect her. That's bullshit - the cops need to do their damn jobs and put away murderers for good.

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (VJsqe)

34 17 Yeah, but how does she measure up to Jacinda Ardern?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (Pk69y)

*scoffs*

Posted by: Big Mike Obama at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (dNqv+)

35 She must have one diseased misshapened carrot.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (iDcra)

36 Too bad for the Italian union goombah's and their pathetic union brothers and sisters. Color me not interested.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (GYllL)

37 Strapon doesn't count.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (II3Gr)

38 Pics or it didn't happen

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (BFigT)

39 She's a holy fool, but smart enough to know she'll be the fall guy when Chicago craters.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (m/Gc2)

40 I'm pretty certain this culturally acceptable and we're not supposed to be shocked or in any way offended by it.

I'm not saying that jokingly.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (cUuEU)

41 This isn't surprising from Lori. Remember when her unhinged Jack-Nichelson-from-The-Shining letter to one of her female staffers was released to the press? Where phrases like "I need office time everyday!" were repeated about a dozen times?

https://tinyurl.com/4j5bf66k

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (Rl7KJ)

42 Are we still doing norms, civility and tolerance?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (tOh1P)

43 I thought she was just a regular old lesbian.

Posted by: huerfano at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (MzKgG)

44 19 Chicago has the mayor it deserves

Kind of disappointing to have an entire thread wrapped up in the 19th post - but, kudos to you.

Posted by: Statistics at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (mMrkq)

45 Col Vindmen comes from the Empire of Pies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (44ww/)

46 Groot has a big root.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (Vu7A1)

47 lan example; suppose we determine that FTL travel is truly impossible, and that the rest of this solar system is truly uninhabitable, and that this Earth is all that humanity has, until the end of our time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (trdmm)

"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!"

- Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (dfRN6)

48 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

49 This kind of goes with the last thread. Someone needs to explain transitioning and addadicktome to the mayor.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (2NHgQ)

50 The face is ugly enough to dissuade me from even thinking about how the tallywacker might be.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (v23vE)

51 But mean tweets are too much for our Republic.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (wmDcS)

52 nood lori lightfoot

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Thank God I hadn't had breakfast yet.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (iDcra)

53 So, Betelgeuse carry's a big stick eh?

Posted by: IP at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (SDdI7)

54 I just gotta wonder - does a person go down to the polling place, look at the ballot and think "yeah, that Lori Lightfoot really deserves my vote"? I mean, if there was options for "ham sandwich" or "burning bag full of dog shit", maybe even "self inflicted gunshot wound", I'm pretty sure I'd choose anything else first.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (wAnMi)

55 9 That's kind of funny. But also seems to reflect a trend of women who try to talk like they think men talk in a business environment. Which we don't.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 12:13 PM (z5Vrg)

They saw it in a movie once.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (II3Gr)

56 Maybe it's a bunch of typos and she says her duck is bigger than the Italians'.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (lz5hY)

57 This is just normal.
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It pretty much is. Powerful politicians like to throw their weight around. Powerful lady politicians like to ape what they think masculinity is, and so this form of it isn't even unusual. The phrase "dick-measuring contest" exists for a reason, but it's used to describe an event and not to literally tell your opponent "my dick is bigger than yours." But if you're ambitious and foolish and powerful and trying to emulate that which you do not understand, it could easily turn into that.

Her targets (whitey, etc.) are an independent variable, and are as obvious as the day is long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (DU+/6)

58 Unless someone solves power generation problems, via room temperature fusion or the like, I don't think we'll see big jumps in technology. We'll see slow evolutions but life today is mostly like life in the late 90's.

Maybe the Matrix was correct and 1999 was peak of the human history.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)

59 Pics or it didn't happen
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 12:16 PM (BFigT)
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Ah, the hordemind! I was thinking of saying it, but didn't want to be banned for conjuring up that image in other peoples' minds....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (YIVH2)

60 45 Col Vindmen comes from the Empire of Pies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2022 12:17 PM (44ww/)

Bear Claws are merely more portable pies.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

61 Murder rate, No big deal. Statues are the real problem.

Posted by: Dave's not here at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (raPis)

62
"You'll HAVE me fired? I guess you're too fucking chicken shit to do it yourself. Or lazy."

- - The Appropriate Response.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (s2VJv)

63 I have no doubt Beetlejuice has a dick. Sadly, FJB does not

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (XSRBF)

64 you know, i could ALMOST see this in an internal meeting. something where you're like, "oh, those want to get into a dick measuring contest? i'm the mayor, they're going to find out they're going to lose" but i can't see saying in front of them like this is reported....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (8D42x)

65 It pretty much is. Powerful politicians like to throw their weight around. Powerful lady politicians like to ape what they think masculinity is, and so this form of it isn't even unusual.

*

You've got one more variable to add, too. I'm told it matters.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (cUuEU)

66 That's kind of funny. But also seems to reflect a trend of women who try to talk like they think men talk in a business environment. Which we don't.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 12:13 PM (z5Vrg)

See G.I. Jane's 'Suck my dick!'

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (4I/2K)

67 :rolls eyes:

Posted by: Michelle O. at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (46rTr)

68 Maybe the Matrix was correct and 1999 was peak of the human history.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)

But the SMELL.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (yQpMk)

69
The Italicans should be proud of Columbus for bringing the first fartclam from the New World into Europe. A true turning point in history.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2022 12:19 PM (n+4am)

70 Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (wAnMi)

I want a constitutional Amendment that puts 'none of the above' as an option on every ballot. If None gets more votes? You start over with a new election, and NONE of the other candidates can run again.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2022 12:20 PM (oHd/0)

71 Maybe the Matrix was correct and 1999 was peak of the human history.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)

Humanity died with disco.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 12:20 PM (wAnMi)

72 58 Unless someone solves power generation problems, via room temperature fusion or the like, I don't think we'll see big jumps in technology. We'll see slow evolutions but life today is mostly like life in the late 90's.

Maybe the Matrix was correct and 1999 was peak of the human history.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)

So, Y2K actually happened and we just didn't know it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:20 PM (s2VJv)

73 Unless someone solves power generation problems, via room temperature fusion or the like, I don't think we'll see big jumps in technology. We'll see slow evolutions but life today is mostly like life in the late 90's.

Maybe the Matrix was correct and 1999 was peak of the human history.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022

***
Since about 1972 America has been wasting the money that might have funded such power research and space travel on a welfare state.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:20 PM (txdEq)

74 The sad thing is, given her stated motivations, this might be the most sympathetic story I've ever read about Groot. Admittedly it's a low bar.

Posted by: Funkotron at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (SxNSj)

75 Maybe the Matrix was correct and 1999 was peak of the human history.

*

It was discussed here a couple of months ago and I more and more accept it as fact.

Nothing has improved. Technology has gotten smaller and faster, but nothing really new has happened.

We are an entertainment society now.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (cUuEU)

76 Iran / Iraq

Ukraine / Russia

Groot / Chicago Unions

#dontcare #cantheybothlose

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (BgMrQ)

77 The suit also accused Lightfoot of making obscene remarks including, "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians."

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I feel like this is a racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm so old, I remember when the Chicago Mob would have shown the Mayor who's was bigger.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (zPpWF)

78 73 Since about 1972 America has been wasting the money that might have funded such power research and space travel on a welfare state.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:20 PM (txdEq)

=========

"Buy drugs!"
-Pharma

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

79 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

80 Mike Obama hardest hit by the comment.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (buTO7)

81 Maybe the Matrix was correct and 1999 was peak of the human history.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)

For some reason this reminds me that the events of Johnny Mnemonic took place in the techno-dystopia of 2021.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (II3Gr)

82 "We are an entertainment society now."

Ok, I'll give you that, but for who's entertainment?

Posted by: IP at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (SDdI7)

83 The Italicans should be proud of Columbus for bringing the first fartclam from the New World into Europe. A true turning point in history.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Now you've done it!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (iDcra)

84 Buy how big is her fartclam? That is really the measure of a man. Giant swarthy fartclams.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (1rRhs)

85 So, Y2K actually happened and we just didn't know it?

*

No, the Mayan 2012 prediction did.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (cUuEU)

86 79 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

In this case, it's a Large Hard-On Collider . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

87 Lightfoot only has the second biggest dick in Chicago when Moochelle is in town

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (mR6Gs)

88 >>69
The Italicans should be proud of Columbus for bringing the first fartclam from the New World into Europe. A true turning point in history.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Preach it.

Posted by: I Am Fartacus at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (GYllL)

89 What a truly nasty and vile piece of work Lori is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (H6iDE)

90 "racism, sexism, and misogamy all rolled into one... "

idk, but maybe the undertone was "My mafia is bigger than your Italian mafia"?

It does seem the country overall (and the world) is run by various crime syndicates/cartels. Some are more in banking I guess, but HSBC was running/laundering billions for drug cartels.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

91 How much is a pound of Groot ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (us2H3)

92 I want a constitutional Amendment that puts 'none of the above' as an option on every ballot. If None gets more votes? You start over with a new election, and NONE of the other candidates can run again.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2022 12:20 PM (oHd/0)

Something like that would be awesome TBH. It's either you feel you have to vote for the lesser of 2 evils just so they get into office, or nobody votes and Lori gets in with 23 votes in a 00.38% turnout. I'd wager None would be a very popular choice if it eliminated candidates - and might just affect those who do decide to throw their hat in.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (wAnMi)

93 In this case, it's a Large Hard-On Collider . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

Particle physics is gay.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (II3Gr)

94 Humanity died with disco.

Posted by: clutch cargo
----------------------
The Who would agree with you--See Sister Disco.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (Iq9dF)

95 *Scoffs*

Posted by: Big Mike at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (NDiT4)

96 > Ah, the hordemind! I was thinking of saying it, but didn't want to be banned for conjuring up that image in other peoples' minds....
_________
I'm a giver....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (BFigT)

97 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

Supposibly. I agree.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (4I/2K)

98 84 Buy how big is her fartclam? That is really the measure of a man. Giant swarthy fartclams.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (1rRhs)

So, what is the conversion formula from Millikohns to Fartclams?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (s2VJv)

99 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)
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"Don't worry. I got this" -- Doomguy

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (YIVH2)

100 In fairness, from what I understand of Chicago, everything she said might be true.

Posted by: Y5 at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (/DuIo)

101 I don't know, we Italians are known for our big, thick salamis

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (mR6Gs)

102 "You'll HAVE me fired? I guess you're too fucking chicken shit to do it yourself. Or lazy."

- - The Appropriate Response.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022

***
In the late '90s in Denver, I had a new supervisor who walked me up to the Big Boss's office and had the Boss's *secretary* fire me. I figured I had nothing to lose, and told her, "Don't trust this guy," and repeated that to my former coworkers as he walked me out of the building.

I found a new job in 2 weeks. A few months later I heard that New Supervisor had been fired himself . . . by his own replacement.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (txdEq)

103 *don't* get into office.

Seriously WTF is going on APPLE?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (wAnMi)

104 What a lovely woman.
CLASSY

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (MmndN)

105 You have to admit that's about the only way Groot could be less appealing sexually, also having a large one under there

Posted by: azjaeger at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (OsQa9)

106
Now you've done it!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (iDcra)

Hey, IP brought it up first.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (n+4am)

107 91 How much is a pound of Groot ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (us2H3)

Less than a pound of Ukrainian people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (II3Gr)

108 69
The Italicans should be proud of Columbus for bringing the first fartclam from the New World into Europe. A true turning point in history.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

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If Groot was aware of this site, you know she'd be throwing that term around the office today and henceforth.

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (VJsqe)

109 Groot has wood

Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2022 12:14 PM (oXNqT)

Makes sense now.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (SH2Zi)

110 89 What a truly nasty and vile piece of work Lori is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (H6iDE)

When you consider the field out there, that says something.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (s2VJv)

111 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022

***
You rang?

Posted by: Zapranoth at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (txdEq)

112 For some reason this reminds me that the events of Johnny Mnemonic took place in the techno-dystopia of 2021.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (II3Gr)

I want my wired reflexes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (XvPQV)

113 How much is a pound of Groot ?

Posted by: REDACTED
===

$20... no now $25 same as in town.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (iDcra)

114 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)
++++
I'm still holding to my belief that our cancellation of the original version of it that was under construction in Texas marked the end of our position as the world's technical and scientific leader.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (DU+/6)

115 Could have gone the rest of my life without imagining Groot sexualing her fempenis.

Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (Eqkqm)

116 It does seem the country overall (and the world) is run by various crime syndicates/cartels. Some are more in banking I guess, but HSBC was running/laundering billions for drug cartels.

Posted by: illiniwek
--------------------
And guess who was its general counsel in between stints at DOJ and later FBI director--Ta da, James Comey.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (Iq9dF)

117 Until we stop rewarding sociopathy, we're going to continue getting more of it.

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (MpOGS)

118 Buy how big is her fartclam? That is really the measure of a man. Giant swarthy fartclams.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (1rRhs)

Like throwing a geoduck down a hallway.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (4I/2K)

119 99 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)
---
"Don't worry. I got this" -- Doomguy
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (YIVH2)

That doesn't say good things about what happens to the rest of us in the interim.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (z5Vrg)

120 The Large Hadron Collider let the Spaceballs in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (H6iDE)

121 Trying to pull off being Major Kira and fails spectacularly...

Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (FsZ2q)

122 A fun bit of news from the Texas Primary, which I just ran across. Justin Berry is one of the 14 Austin policemen indicted for "Excessive force" for shooting beanbags at rioters during one of the George Floyd riots. He chose to make that indictment the keynote piece of his campaign for a Texas House seat; and now he is going to be in a runoff with an Austin City council member. I think his chances of winning are pretty good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (trdmm)

123 How much is a pound of Groot ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (us2H3)
++++
One ounce of a Ukranian.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (DU+/6)

124 Groot? She looks lie an Iguana with strabismus.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

125 I am watching The Wire for the first time, a show Limbaugh used to recommend highly. Revolves around Baltimore politics. This could easily be a storyline, as could racketeering guy from yesterday.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (AD3JT)

126 "I have the biggest dick in Chicago."

The Paolo would like it be known that the Paolo's plane has yet to be landing at the O'Hare.

Posted by: Paolo at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (RkC6l)

127 72 So, Y2K actually happened and we just didn't know it?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:20 PM

There is no spoon (as I contemplate a spork)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (Oq/TM)

128 97 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

Supposibly. I agree.
Posted by: Count de Monet at

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (rqQ57)

129 In fairness, if she is trying to intimidate somebody she is going to refer to a dick of some sort since nobody finds even a huge wet ass pussy intimidating

Posted by: Y5 at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (/DuIo)

130 Wired reflexes?

Skull gun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (H6iDE)

131 Hadron Collider? Is that where hadrosaurs run into each other with bumper cars?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (txdEq)

132 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

There's something to that. Timing at the very least is sus.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (wAnMi)

133 Grump928
You could be correct. It took them a while to get their bearings here but they are having a great time now.

Posted by: Megthered at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (TRsea)

134 Get that f****** statue back before noon tomorrow or I am going to have you fired,

AXhhh...another example of fine leftist leadership skills.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (axyOa)

135 I miss the Mafia.

Posted by: TKO Steve at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (Yv3NM)

136 Nappy headed ho.

Posted by: Don Imus at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (VpIIl)

137 124 Groot? She looks lie an Iguana with strabismus.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

Looks like what happened when the Mon Calamari fertilized its eggs with Jesse Jackson's diarrhea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (s2VJv)

138 Fartclams up 12 points on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (lz5hY)

139 Meh. Mrs. WisRich will reference someone as having "huge balls" or "bigger balls" whether its a man or a woman including herself. It's a measure gutsiness.

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

140 114 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

Hmm, perhaps Lightfoot is one of the Red Lectroids?

"LAFFA WHILE YOU CANNA, MONKEY BOY!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (trdmm)

141 The Paolo would like it be known that the Paolo's plane has yet to be landing at the O'Hare.
Posted by: Paolo at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (RkC6l)
++++
The Paolo's pecker is perfectly pleasant, but set size records it does not. The Paolo's pattern of prurient performance comes from more from skill, than size.

Posted by: Alliterative Paolo at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (DU+/6)

142 Today I learned a new phrase:

We know already that our government treated Zubaydah brutally-more than 80 waterboarding sessions, hundreds of hours of live burial, and what it calls "rectal rehydration."

Rectal rehydration... No further explanation was provided, so I'll just have to use my imagination.

https://is.gd/h2ATB4

Posted by: No Name Today at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (vlXMQ)

143 Wired reflexes?

Skull gun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM

I'll settle for Predator-style shoulder cannons.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (RkC6l)

144 "Fartclams up 12 points on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange."

Sell! Sell!

Posted by: IP at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (SDdI7)

145 125 I am watching The Wire for the first time, a show Limbaugh used to recommend highly. Revolves around Baltimore politics. This could easily be a storyline, as could racketeering guy from yesterday.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (AD3JT)

The Wire is supposedly the only realistic cop show

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (XvPQV)

146 I am watching The Wire for the first time, a show Limbaugh used to recommend highly. Revolves around Baltimore politics. This could easily be a storyline, as could racketeering guy from yesterday.

Posted by: Ktgreat
===

Guess who came out of B'more dem politics; Nanzi Palsi. Explains much in the direction of the country since 1998.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (iDcra)

147 In fairness, if she is trying to intimidate somebody she is going to refer to a dick of some sort since nobody finds even a huge wet ass pussy intimidating
Posted by: Y5 at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (/DuIo)
++++
Profitable, though.

Posted by: Cardi B at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (DU+/6)

148 138 Fartclams up 12 points on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (lz5hY)

More like the Merkin Exchange . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (s2VJv)

149 "Don't worry. I got this" -- Doomguy
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (YIVH2)

When the Doom music kicks in...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Td4edqlYZk

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (II3Gr)

150 So she's disqualified from being nominated to the Supreme Court...right?

Posted by: NeverBiden at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (eIGHH)

151 I miss the Mafia.
Posted by: TKO Steve at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (Yv3NM)

There was a certain equilibrium in all things when they had real pull in the cities....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (mR6Gs)

152 Swarthy? Swarthy fartclams?

You mean like an ewok's?

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (VJsqe)

153 The smell, the smell that terrible smell.

Posted by: Winston Alabaster at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (6BTho)

154 Looks like what happened when the Mon Calamari fertilized its eggs with Jesse Jackson's diarrhea.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (s2VJv)

Vivid.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (XvPQV)

155 I am watching The Wire for the first time, a show Limbaugh used to recommend highly. Revolves around Baltimore politics. This could easily be a storyline, as could racketeering guy from yesterday.

Posted by: Ktgreat

Very good friend of mine is one of the supporting leads. He's one of us so I will not reveal who he is for obvious reasons.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (s2VJv)

156 I read recently that, according to Disney, Groot never said "I am Groot".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (a3Q+t)

157 The next reaaaaallly big thing will be when some Jack Wagon in a white lab coat figures out how to operate gravity like its simple electricity and then implodes the world when the dipshit builds gravity machine that goes to 11 and some other dipshit turns the dial up because yeah baby lookit what we built.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (1rRhs)

158
I am watching The Wire for the first time, a show Limbaugh used to recommend highly. Revolves around Baltimore politics. This could easily be a storyline, as could racketeering guy from yesterday.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (AD3JT)

Clashes between Injuns and Italians over Columbus Day is a subplot in The Sopranos. I've only seen some related yootoob clips so I don't know how serious it is in the greater plotline.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (n+4am)

159 I have a dream. That someday my children will not be judged by the content of their character but by the size of their dick.

Posted by: Groot's root at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (63Dwl)

160 Tom,

So Lori is John Smallberries?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (H6iDE)

161 152 Swarthy? Swarthy fartclams?

You mean like an ewok's?
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 12:28 PM (VJsqe)

Sound of Wilson Pickett rewriting "Funky Funky Broadway."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (s2VJv)

162 112 For some reason this reminds me that the events of Johnny Mnemonic took place in the techno-dystopia of 2021.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (II3Gr)

I want my wired reflexes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (XvPQV)

No shit. This corporatist panopticon dystopia sucks balls. No sex, no drugs, no cyberware, no magic, nothin'.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (II3Gr)

163 I think his chances of winning are pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:25 PM (trdmm)

There's still sanity in Austin? Must be the rest of Texas rubbing off on it. I always considered Austin the Palo Alto of the midwest. And yes, I've considered moving there in spite of that.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (wAnMi)

164 This is Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream, realized.
-

We shall over-cum?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (AiLSR)

165 The next reaaaaallly big thing will be when some Jack Wagon in a white lab coat figures out how to operate gravity like its simple electricity and then implodes the world when the dipshit builds gravity machine that goes to 11 and some other dipshit turns the dial up because yeah baby lookit what we built.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (1rRhs)

Shades of Tesla's Earthquake Machine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (yQpMk)

166 The Paolo's pecker is perfectly pleasant, but set size records it does not. The Paolo's pattern of prurient performance comes from more from skill, than size.
Posted by: Alliterative Paolo at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (DU+/6)

But the size is still impressive.
Especially the girth

Posted by: Paolo's Conquests at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (mR6Gs)

167 "I am watching The Wire for the first time..."

Are you using subtitles?
Tell the truth.
I did after about 10 minutes...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (jTmQV)

168 That's kind of funny. But also seems to reflect a trend of women who try to talk like they think men talk in a business environment. Which we don't.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 12:13 PM (z5Vrg)

David Mamet has a lot to answer for.

Posted by: huerfano at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (MzKgG)

169 "Nood Lori Lightfoot" those are words I hoped I would never hear spoken. Does anyone have any mind bleach?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (ZEHVO)

170 These Democrats are mentally ill. They really are. Why do we tolerate such insanity?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (yRved)

171 This is Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream, realized.
-

We shall over-cum?
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (AiLSR)

I like that song!

Posted by: Peter North at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (mR6Gs)

172 Lori Groot has Big Dick Energy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (4I/2K)

173 My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest dick in Chicago.

Maybe she meant she was the biggest dick in town!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (yrol0)

174 144 "Fartclams up 12 points on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange."

Sell! Sell!
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (SDdI7

TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (1rRhs)

175 I mean if I'm looking at it honestly what Lightfoot is doing is nothing different from what city bosses ("legit" and crime-world) have done in Chicago since the place had mud streets.

Unless someone wants to do something about she is the biggest swinging dick in that town.

And when you have of all groups Italians filing a lawsuit instead of dealing with it like Chicago used to you know then who officially has the biggest dick in town.

She's not scared of a thing and if there's no fear of what could happen then just keep dick slapping away on the constituents of your city.

Its the new Chicago way...

Posted by: H Badger at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (n/0Nw)

176 155
Very good friend of mine is one of the supporting leads. He's one of us so I will not reveal who he is for obvious reasons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (s2VJv)

==========

I SHALL SEND HIM MY SCRIPT!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

177 162 112 For some reason this reminds me that the events of Johnny Mnemonic took place in the techno-dystopia of 2021.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:22 PM (II3Gr)

I want my wired reflexes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:24 PM (XvPQV)

No shit. This corporatist panopticon dystopia sucks balls. No sex, no drugs, no cyberware, no magic, nothin'.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (II3Gr)

That's how the dystopian timeshare salespeople get you. Lots of false advertising.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (z5Vrg)

178 I am Groot Dick

Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (yrol0)

179 I'd be willing to bet Groot's dick is bigger than Mayor Pete's.

Someone else will have to verify.

Posted by: See? N N at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (WmGrA)

180 I am watching The Wire for the first time

Great series. Demonstrates the horrible consequences of leftist policies with unflinching brutality, yet the producer I believe is a huge Democrat. Weird.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (II3Gr)

181 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

182 These Democrats are mentally ill. They really are. Why do we tolerate such insanity?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (yRved)

Because there are huge swaths of the electorate who won't even consider voting GOP

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (mR6Gs)

183 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (arJlL)

184 "I am watching The Wire for the first time..."

Sheeeeeeeit

Posted by: clay davis at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (m/Gc2)

185 The Wire is supposedly the only realistic cop show

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
----------------
The guy, Baltimore Sun crime reporter David Simon, that spawned The Wire first had his book Homicide-A Year on the Killing Streets adapted as a network TV series as Homicide--Life on the Streets.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (Iq9dF)

186
So Lori is John Smallberries?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (H6iDE)

She's certainly no John Bigboote, that's for sure!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (trdmm)

187 178 I am Groot Dick
Posted by: Mayor Groot at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (yrol0)

-----
More like 'I am Root'

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (VJsqe)

188

Can we go back to Al Capone running that fucking city.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (XnbJC)

189 I am still holding to my belief that the Large Hadron Collider coming online in September of 2008 tore a rift in space-time and let in the demons.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)
---
"Don't worry. I got this" -- Doomguy
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2022 12:23 PM (YIVH2)
***

Meanwhile Sven and Jacques, the cleaning team came in one night, and no one ever noticed when they plugged in the vacuum, after unplugging the large dark computer...the one marked DO NOT UNPLUG in four languages.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (axyOa)

190 Very good friend of mine is one of the supporting leads. He's one of us so I will not reveal who he is for obvious reasons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:29 PM (s2VJv)

Well, it's not Omar.
RIP...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (XvPQV)

191 The lizard people of middle earth couldn't stand the bitch. Kind of like how Great Britain dumped Piers Morgan on us. Probably the real reason they hide so we can't send the bitch back.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (buTO7)

192 That's how the dystopian timeshare salespeople get you. Lots of false advertising.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM (z5Vrg)

And all the Fart Clams you can carry. That's the closer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (iDcra)

193 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

Hot as Hell

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (mR6Gs)

194 Very good friend of mine is one of the supporting leads. He's one of us so I will not reveal who he is for obvious reasons.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I SHALL SEND HIM MY SCRIPT!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Your Prometheus II script?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (zPpWF)

195 Trump said doody.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (jk52O)

196 JoeF

Do they still sell mutton pies in town ?

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (arJlL)

197 180 I am watching The Wire for the first time

Great series. Demonstrates the horrible consequences of leftist policies with unflinching brutality, yet the producer I believe is a huge Democrat. Weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (II3Gr)

=========

"WAIT! NO! THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"
-David Simon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

198 The Paolo's pecker is perfectly pleasant, but set size records it does not. The Paolo's pattern of prurient performance comes from more from skill, than size.
Posted by: Alliterative Paolo at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (DU+/6)

But the size is still impressive.
Especially the girth

Posted by: Paolo's Conquests at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM

The so-called Alliterative Paolo, he does not, how do you say, embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Paolo at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (RkC6l)

199 168
David Mamet has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: huerfano at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (MzKgG)

The Left is so fucked up they'd cancel him less for his politics than the fact that they think his last name is pronounced "Mammy."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (s2VJv)

200 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

She appears to be a mouth breather but, you know, I don't mind.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (yQpMk)

201 You racist xenophobes don't understand the nuances of cultural communication.

1. This is perfectly acceptable, and to challenge it in any way suggests you don't understand the black man. Imposing the white man's behavioral norms is in itself racist.
2. The basis of this erudite exchange was focused on the greater good of rendering a statue reflective of racism and colonialism mute. If you don't agree with that, you are a racist, unless you are white, then your racism has already been established.
3. Whitey needs to shut up and sit yo ass down. Again, if this offends you, then you don't understand the oppressions of my people.

Posted by: Orson at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (5dt4P)

202
So-o-o-o-o...

Trannie Thursday?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2022 12:33 PM (5NkmN)

203 "I am watching The Wire for the first time..."

Sheeeeeeeit
Posted by: clay davis at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (m/Gc2)

'Golly'

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2022 12:34 PM (4I/2K)

204 The guy, Baltimore Sun crime reporter David Simon, that spawned The Wire first had his book Homicide-A Year on the Killing Streets adapted as a network TV series as Homicide--Life on the Streets.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (Iq9dF)

I own that book, it's good if depressing.
I was surprised Richard Beltzer was cast but he worked.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:34 PM (XvPQV)

205 The guy, Baltimore Sun crime reporter David Simon, that spawned The Wire first had his book Homicide-A Year on the Killing Streets adapted as a network TV series as Homicide--Life on the Streets.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (Iq9dF)

So this guy made serious bank

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 12:34 PM (mR6Gs)

206 ""My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest dick in Chicago.""

She keeps it in a mason jar full of formalin. She shows it only to her very closest friends.

Posted by: We Don't Get Many gp's In Here at March 03, 2022 12:34 PM (qpX6U)

207 Liz Cheney's dick > Lori Lightfoot's dick

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 12:34 PM (GYllL)

208 The motivating emotion of all modern leftism is envy. In this case, penis envy.

Sometimes a statue is just a large, rock-hard erection.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 03, 2022 12:34 PM (BJKQV)

209 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022

***
Being better looking than Lori Lightfoot is not a high bar to clear. On the other hand, if it were a matter of literal distance, your guest redhead would be Pluto and Lightfoot would be Mercury.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:34 PM (txdEq)

210 170 These Democrats are mentally ill. They really are. Why do we tolerate such insanity?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
--------------------
The truth is that there are no real election choices in a number of places including inner cities and probably fraudulent elections to boot that Maduro in Venezuela would admire. That breeds rats in high offices whether Republicans or Democrats.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (Iq9dF)

211 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

Ginger warning! She'll suck out your soul!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (XvPQV)

212 Maybe the Matrix was correct and 1999 was peak of the human history.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)

But Gangnam Style hadn't come out yet then.

Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (h5TKJ)

213 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM

Low bar, guy...pond water in January is hotter than Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (RkC6l)

214 David Mamet has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: huerfano at March 03, 2022 12:30 PM (MzKgG)

The Left is so fucked up they'd cancel him less for his politics than the fact that they think his last name is pronounced "Mammy."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

LOL !!!

Al Jolson hardest hit.

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (arJlL)

215 The guy, Baltimore Sun crime reporter David Simon, that spawned The Wire first had his book Homicide-A Year on the Killing Streets adapted as a network TV series as Homicide--Life on the Streets.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (Iq9dF)
++++
"Homicide: Life on the Streets" was also quite good. Excellent cast. It was broadcast and so nothing like as bleak or gritty as The Wire, but it was a good program.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

216 if you think her dick is big, just wait 'til you see the size the dildo she'll use on you.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

217 167-

Yup.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (AD3JT)

218 209 Being better looking than Lori Lightfoot is not a high bar to clear. On the other hand, if it were a matter of literal distance, your guest redhead would be Pluto and Lightfoot would be Mercury.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:34 PM (txdEq)

========

I would reverse that metaphor. Redhead is hot like Mercury. Lightfoot is cold like Pluto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

219 So is this story about the vulgar language or if she has a hick or not ?

Posted by: Y5 at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (/DuIo)

220 I SHALL SEND HIM MY SCRIPT!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:31 PM

You know the ending has been leaked on the Dark Web, right?

"There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. It is New Year's Day, the year of our Lord, 2094. My name is TheJamesMadison."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

221 Rectal rehydration... No further explanation was provided, so I'll just have to use my imagination.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (vlXMQ)

Gatorade is the fartclam's rehydration of last resort.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (SH2Zi)

222 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

Looks exactly like a chick who I was desperate to date but was not interested in me at all. Sweet thing but not the brightest. At a friend's dinner party, when someone arrived at the table the host said "everyone slide down" and she said "that's what my gynecologist tells me!"

And she was a dead ringer for that girl. Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (s2VJv)

223 Better Prometheus II than Manos: The Magic Hands of Fate reboot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (H6iDE)

224 Low bar, guy...pond water in January is hotter than Lori Lightfoot.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (RkC6l)
++++
*snort*

I'd not heard that comparison before. I am filing it away for future use. I will provide no attribution.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (DU+/6)

225 Homicide--Life on the Streets a good show that they stuck on Friday night.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (iDcra)

226 Karen Metal III

www.youtube.com/watch?v=elqtk8mXMeE

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (II3Gr)

227 Speaking of dick-slapping:

"Also on Thursday the head of the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR), Sergei Naryshkin, issued a series of bombshell statements which may reveal Moscow's broader aims in the war concerning how Russia's sees its ultimate security aims. Naryshkin said that "for us this is no longer a Cold War with the West but a hot war," according to Interfax. He said in the rare statement that "Russia now has a real chance to put an end to the war that has been waged in the Post-Soviet space for the past 30 years" - as also quoted in TASS"

https://tinyurl.com/45dfbhr4

This isn't filling me with confidence about a quick resolution of the war between Ukraine and Russia.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

228 https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

I give her the coveted Golden Ellipsis. Except she doesn't really need to put on that pout.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (jk52O)

229 211 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

Ginger warning! She'll suck out your soul!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (XvPQV)

Does Kamala suck those too?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

230 So this guy made serious bank

Posted by: JoeF.

Yep. Unfortunately, Simon whether for his bankbook or because of his status as a former journalist, simply cannot apply his insights to broader politics. The dysfunction in Baltimore comes from the rotten culture of the welfare state.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Iq9dF)

231 >>This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

No freckles. Fake ginger.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (GYllL)

232 "Its the new Chicago way..."

Madigan used to be the big dick for Illinois ... he was getting some pressure from the FBI? (was their AoS news yesterday, that he was indicted?) ... So someone decided to make Groot the figurehead? (my subscription to Chicago Mafia Today has lapsed, so I'm out of the loop)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Cus5s)

233 220 You know the ending has been leaked on the Dark Web, right?

"There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. It is New Year's Day, the year of our Lord, 2094. My name is TheJamesMadison."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

========

Shhh...that's not finished yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (LvTSG)

234 I didn't need to eat lunch anyway.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

235 218 209 Being better looking than Lori Lightfoot is not a high bar to clear. On the other hand, if it were a matter of literal distance, your guest redhead would be Pluto and Lightfoot would be Mercury.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:34 PM (txdEq)

========

I would reverse that metaphor. Redhead is hot like Mercury. Lightfoot is cold like Pluto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

I would have accepted "Lightfoot is cold like Uranus"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

236
No More Mean Twats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

237 I would reverse that metaphor. Redhead is hot like Mercury. Lightfoot is cold like Pluto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (LvTSG)
----
Perhaps Lightfoot is one of the Mi-Go from Pluto. They are a type of fungus after all and she has a "fungoid" look about her. The Mi-go like to replace the brains of humans with their own brains as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (YIVH2)

238 I wonder how the Madigan indictment will impact Groot.

Maybe none if she has her own cesspool to swim in that has minimal connection to Madigan's

Posted by: Minuteman at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (LaNzR)

239
Might be true. Whichever drunk scientist assembled Lightfoot out of spare parts obviously sucked at making humanoid creatures, so he might have accidentally attached a couple of big, hairy cocks to her in random places.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (SKVme)

240 This will result in 7 less people voting democrat in Shitcago.

Until their graveyard info is updated, that is. Then they'll be back to loyal Democrats.

Posted by: Well at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (I3QRX)

241 These people are transparently trying to destroy the US energy sector.

Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.

https://bit.ly/3KgKYjM

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (8/9Tc)

242 The next reaaaaallly big thing will be when some Jack Wagon in a white lab coat figures out how to operate gravity like its simple electricity and then implodes the world when the dipshit builds gravity machine that goes to 11 and some other dipshit turns the dial up because yeah baby lookit what we built.

Remember how I said I had some physics papers that were going to hit physics like the A bomb hit Hiroshima? A simple explanation of both gravity and dark energy is one of them.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (ZEHVO)

243 222 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

=========

She could be Dolley's cousin. She has no female cousins, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

244 Might be true. Whichever drunk scientist assembled Lightfoot out of spare parts obviously sucked at making humanoid creatures, so he might have accidentally attached a couple of big, hairy cocks to her in random places.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (SKVme)
++++
I've heard far worse movie premises.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (DU+/6)

245 You just want to date her.

Posted by: Anotheranon at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (8Ze5j)

246 And she was a dead ringer for that girl. Wow.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (s2VJv)

And here I thought she was the daughter of a good friend of mine. Had to do a triple-take to make sure. She's not...but DAMN!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (axyOa)

247 I would reverse that metaphor. Redhead is hot like Mercury. Lightfoot is cold like Pluto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022

***
Good point.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (txdEq)

248
Rectal rehydration... No further explanation was provided, so I'll just have to use my imagination.

https://is.gd/h2ATB4
Posted by: No Name Today at March 03, 2022 12:27 PM (vlXMQ)

It's actually known in survivalist circles that you can hydrate using the nastiest water imaginable by taking it as an enema. Your colon sucks the water out over time, leaving the waste to be expelled later.

Incidentally, it doesn't work with sea water.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (n+4am)

249 She could be Dolley's cousin. She has no female cousins, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (LvTSG)
++++
What about sisters?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (DU+/6)

250 236
No More Mean Twats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

Well, they don't have to be a dick about it either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

251 >>Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.

Very soon they won't be a terrorist state any longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (ZLI7S)

252 "Homicide: Life on the Streets" was also quite good. Excellent cast. It was broadcast and so nothing like as bleak or gritty as The Wire, but it was a good program.

Posted by: Joe Mannix
----------------
The original book is actually more like the Wire. Crime reporters, like cops, deal with dismal examples of human behavior which produces coping mechanisms as a defense.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (Iq9dF)

253 American Thinker this morning if I have it right in NY City Jewish baby was given no male or female in the confirmation or what that is in Jewish law.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (veoBA)

254 No one wants to lube her tonsils.

Posted by: Dat silly congressman at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (tOh1P)

255 227 Speaking of dick-slapping:

"Also on Thursday the head of the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR), Sergei Naryshkin, issued a series of bombshell statements which may reveal Moscow's broader aims in the war concerning how Russia's sees its ultimate security aims. Naryshkin said that "for us this is no longer a Cold War with the West but a hot war," according to Interfax. He said in the rare statement that "Russia now has a real chance to put an end to the war that has been waged in the Post-Soviet space for the past 30 years" - as also quoted in TASS"

https://tinyurl.com/45dfbhr4

This isn't filling me with confidence about a quick resolution of the war between Ukraine and Russia.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

Sounds to me like Russia just means to identify proxy war (which everyone sending military support to Ukraine is waging) as proxy war, mostly for messaging purposes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (z5Vrg)

256 I'd not heard that comparison before. I am filing it away for future use. I will provide no attribution.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM

Just made it up. Consider it a gift in thanks for daily hotties.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (RkC6l)

257 Homicide--Life on the Streets.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (Iq9dF)

Underrated viewing. Great cast.

I actually liked the times they teamed up with the Law and Order franchise a couple of times.

The best episode was the Death by Subway.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (BgMrQ)

258 249 She could be Dolley's cousin. She has no female cousins, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (LvTSG)
++++
What about sisters?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (DU+/6)

========

Nope. Only a little brother...who is five inches taller than me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

259 Tony Preckwinkle's dick is ten times the size as Groot's.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (m/Gc2)

260 She's just taking the fact that she's hideously ugly out on everyone around her. It's natural.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

261 This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

Her name is Madeline Ford

Posted by: JoeF. at March 03, 2022 12:40 PM (mR6Gs)

262 239 Whichever drunk scientist assembled Lightfoot out of spare parts

And the brain from Abby Normal

Posted by: Dogbert at March 03, 2022 12:40 PM (Z9HSN)

263 "This isn't filling me with confidence about a quick resolution of the war between Ukraine and Russia." Posted by: Thrawn

right, or maybe it is their last blast of bravado before cutting a deal? Hard to tell, propaganda is constant.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2022 12:40 PM (Cus5s)

264 231 >>This busty redhead isn't particularly self-centered, but she's pretty sure that she is much better looking than Lori Lightfoot:
https://is.gd/7w0TUa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

No freckles. Fake ginger.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (GYllL)

No way to know for sure without a closer inspection, Capital Eff.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

265 Nope. Only a little brother...who is five inches taller than me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Ah, so a not-so-little brother.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 12:40 PM (DU+/6)

266 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (n+4am)

Bear Grylls did this with water made fetid by seagull crap IIRC.

He lay back on his make-shift draft, inserted a tube into his anus, and thought of England as his colon was rehydrated.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 12:40 PM (Rl7KJ)

267 Is "The Advocate" a gay men's mag? Judging from the covers in their ad banner (at the link).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 03, 2022 12:40 PM (Wg1SU)

268 FWIW, A crimelord in Baltimore was running his empire out of the jail and more or less came and went as he wished, did as he wished, and had a harem of correction officers for sex.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:40 PM (Iq9dF)

269 What is it with these leftist women and their gutter mouths? And their dick obsessions? They debase themselves further and further every time they open their mouths.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (vkS2Z)

270 "Its the new Chicago way..."

Madigan used to be the big dick for Illinois ... he was getting some pressure from the FBI? (was their AoS news yesterday, that he was indicted?) ... So someone decided to make Groot the figurehead? (my subscription to Chicago Mafia Today has lapsed, so I'm out of the loop)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Cus5s)

Goombah Life is still on Chicago news stands, capiche? I'd see it as a personal favor if you'd buy several dozen copies each edition.

Posted by: Track Suit and Chains Guy at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (4I/2K)

271 Redhead is hot like Mercury. Lightfoot is cold like Pluto.

Lightfoot is in interstellar space. Not even the same species as us, so the comparison is unfair. I can't take her seriously.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (PPQdm)

272 120 The Large Hadron Collider let the Spaceballs in.

did it at least settle the question regarding the mass of the higgs spaceball?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (v0xyy)

273 I once knew a guy whose old lady went lesbo on him late in life.

He said she had a clit the size of his thumb.

He still stayed married to her until his dirt nap came around.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (uVDu4)

274
========

Nope. Only a little brother...who is five inches taller than me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

So you're saying your son has the chance to be 9'3" tall.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

275 Maybe the Matrix was correct and 1999 was peak of the human history.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)

But Gangnam Style hadn't come out yet then.
Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (h5TKJ)

Evan a broken AI can string together that nonsense. In fact....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (XvPQV)

276 Groot may have a bigger package than Kinzinger

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (kJH1Z)

277 The HQ needs a modified banner on the home page:

Caution!

Fartclam Crossing

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (ob/5M)

278 Gatorade is the fartclam's rehydration of last resort.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (SH2

***looks at Gatoraid bottle***

sigh...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (BgMrQ)

279 So sadz
The further victimization of the formerly privileged elite white class
They must now sue in courts for their fighr
Tonot be called dickless further incteadong both their shame and their dicklessness

[this is what happens, men, when you urinate into a vagina instead of ejaculating - jjs]

Posted by: Kurt at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (iy1SD)

280 "This isn't filling me with confidence about a quick resolution of the war between Ukraine and Russia." Posted by: Thrawn
==

Having Brandon's junta running things is the true confidence builder.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (iDcra)

281 274 So you're saying your son has the chance to be 9'3" tall.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

========

Junior is probably going to be at least 6'3. He's easily the tallest kid in his class already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

282 Homicide: Life on the Street featured an episode in the late '90s involving a woman uniformed cop who held up a restaurant and killed several people as part of it. When they caught her, they examined her house, where she'd been living with her father . . . and the father was missing. At the end of the episode they mention that there was a man's corpse found buried under the house. No telling how long it had been there.

The incident was based on a real-life bad cop in New Orleans. Her "defense" was that she had been trying to stop a criminal from committing the robbery and she shot one of the owners by mistake.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (txdEq)

283 253 American Thinker this morning if I have it right in NY City Jewish baby was given no male or female in the confirmation or what that is in Jewish law.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 03, 2022 12:39 PM (veoBA)

How do you circumcise a Jewish baby if you can't decide if it's a boy or a girl? I guess later it was a female circumcision?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

284 Underrated viewing. Great cast.

I actually liked the times they teamed up with the Law and Order franchise a couple of times.

The best episode was the Death by Subway.

Posted by: browndog
--------------------
Would agree.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (Iq9dF)

285 Willem DaFoe and James Carville are more believable as humans compared to Lori...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (H6iDE)

286 276 Groot may have a bigger package than Kinzinger
Posted by: Lars Pilsen at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (kJH1Z)

It's hard to say who is the bigger dick

Posted by: JOE at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (J8ILO)

287 In fairness, if she is trying to intimidate somebody she is going to refer to a dick of some sort since nobody finds even a huge wet ass pussy intimidating

Posted by: Y5 at March 03, 2022 12:26 PM (/DuIo)

idk, a naked Cardi B running at you screaming about her WAP would be pretty frightening...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:43 PM (8D42x)

288 "***looks at Gatoraid bottle*** "

Sorry, I keep one in the truck because "highway reasons" and just looking at the top there ain't no way...

Posted by: IP at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM (SDdI7)

289 Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM

Dude. Didn't you read the talking points memo? The terrorism is coming from INSIDE the U.S. now.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM (a3Q+t)

290 Naryshkin said that "for us this is no longer a Cold War with the West but a hot war," according to Interfax. He said in the rare statement that "Russia now has a real chance to put an end to the war that has been waged in the Post-Soviet space for the past 30 years" - as also quoted in TASS"

https://tinyurl.com/45dfbhr4

This isn't filling me with confidence about a quick resolution of the war between Ukraine and Russia.
Posted by: Thrawn

**

Yeah, one might almost come to the conclusion that the U.S. alphabet agencies performing the color revolution to overthrow the Ukrainian government in order to enrich themselves and their family members (sound familiar?) might not have put Russian-U.S. relations in the best position.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM (cUuEU)

291 Groots' head got caught in a bench vise as a child and Joe Pesci was her neighbor. The pressure exerted on her skull caused a corresponding amount of clitoral expansion.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM (NDiT4)

292 FML. Oil - $115/barrel

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM (zPpWF)

293 FWIW, A crimelord in Baltimore was running his empire out of the jail and more or less came and went as he wished, did as he wished, and had a harem of correction officers for sex.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022

***
Sounds like Anne Tyler's Baltimore, the city we read about in The Accidental Tourist, is long gone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM (txdEq)

294 289 Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM

So we can't "pollute" with our own oil, but we can "pollute" with theirs ?

Posted by: JOE at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (J8ILO)

295 271 Redhead is hot like Mercury. Lightfoot is cold like Pluto.

Lightfoot is in interstellar space. Not even the same species as us, so the comparison is unfair. I can't take her seriously.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (PPQdm)

Well, you certainly shouldn't compare her to a black hole...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

296 How does a Christopher Columbus statue get cops shot, exactly?

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (kOpft)

297 279

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!

Posted by: Jules at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (RkC6l)

298 The incident was based on a real-life bad cop in New Orleans. Her "defense" was that she had been trying to stop a criminal from committing the robbery and she shot one of the owners by mistake.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
-----------------
The New Orleans cops have quite a history of policemen with violent and corrupt behavior. Love the food there, pity the people that have to live amongst that.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (Iq9dF)

299 ***looks at Gatoraid bottle*** "

Sorry, I keep one in the truck because "highway reasons" and just looking at the top there ain't no way...
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM

You're right. It's way too small for anything but a tip.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)

300 292 FML. Oil - $115/barrel
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM (zPpWF)

Gasoline approaching the $7.00 a gallon mark and Joey Daughter-Raper is getting the blame.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (s2VJv)

301 How does a Christopher Columbus statue get cops shot, exactly?
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (kOpft)

He gave syphilis to Indians, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

302 making obscene remarks including, "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians."

Groot being from Massillon OH I rate her being a big dick as:

[X] True

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (Msys3)

303 227 Naryshkin said that "for us this is no longer a Cold War with the West but a hot war," according to Interfax. He said in the rare statement that "Russia now has a real chance to put an end to the war that has been waged in the Post-Soviet space for the past 30 years" - as also quoted in TASS"

Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

Only one thing can save us now... Get more blue and gold pics in more Twatter profiles! Stat!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (DTX3h)

304 Sorry, I keep one in the truck because "highway reasons" and just looking at the top there ain't no way...
Posted by: IP at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM (SDdI7)

I would need a wide mouth variety...

#nobragjustfact

Posted by: Groot of Chicago at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (BgMrQ)

305 This isn't filling me with confidence about a quick resolution of the war between Ukraine and Russia.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

It's starting to look to me like the Battle of Kiev is about to become the new Battle of Stalingrad, lasting a long time with huge casualties on both sides. The longer it goes on, the greater the chance it goes nuclear. And if it goes nuclear, we will get dragged in whether we want to or not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (trdmm)

306 Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.

https://bit.ly/3KgKYjM

*

Holy crap.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (cUuEU)

307 284-
Once upon a time L&O was a good show, especially when they would let Fred Thompson explain to Sam Waterson that his FEELINGS were fucking irrelevant.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (AD3JT)

308
I would reverse that metaphor. Redhead is hot like Mercury. Lightfoot is cold like Pluto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

Redhead could heat up Pluto.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (jk52O)

309 300 Gasoline approaching the $7.00 a gallon mark and Joey Daughter-Raper is getting the blame.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (s2VJv)

==========

"THIS MAKES NO SENSE! THE RIGHT WING ECHO CHAMBER IS POWERFUL BEYOND MEASURE! THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT MUST DO SOMETHING TO CONTROL THE RIGHT WING ECHO CHAMBER!"
-Chuck Todd

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

310 Lightfoot is in interstellar space. Not even the same species as us, so the comparison is unfair. I can't take her seriously.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2022 12:41 PM (PPQdm)

/looks around for Agent J

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (oHd/0)

311 I like JP and he gives a view that has been proven right over and over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1W5o3Xz5OI

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (iDcra)

312 Yes, I remember all of the protests over the summer of 2020 after George Floyd was impaled on the dick of a Columbus statue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 12:47 PM (7nmUH)

313 People being canceled coz of the ~~vaxx~~Putin:

"Soprano Anna Netrebko has withdrawn from her upcoming Met performances after not complying with the Met's condition that she repudiate her public support for Putin while he wages war on Ukraine.

Read the full Met statement: http://bit.ly/34aWfD9"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 12:47 PM (EGSGm)

314 300 292 FML. Oil - $115/barrel
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 12:44 PM (zPpWF)

My oil stocks are going crazy, but I work construction, so gas prices affect me.

Posted by: Clutch at March 03, 2022 12:47 PM (9UmRs)

315 And if it goes nuclear, we will get dragged in whether we want to or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo

*

It's going to go nuclear.

Joe already slipped up and mentioned it ("don't worry about it going nuclear" or something), which means he heard someone talking about it. They're already planning for it.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:47 PM (cUuEU)

316 Only one thing can save us now... Get more blue and gold pics in more Twatter profiles! Stat!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (DTX3h)

We need a bunch of those cardboard signs with # Save Ukraine ...Worked for Mooch and those kidnapped girls

Posted by: JOE at March 03, 2022 12:47 PM (J8ILO)

317 And here it is. The quiet part out loud. Biden Energy Sec says this is part of the energy transition off of oil and gas.

https://bit.ly/3MjeJT2

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (8/9Tc)

318 This is Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream, realized.

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.'I have a scream ..." -- Zombie MLK, Jr.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (G8dTy)

319 296 How does a Christopher Columbus statue get cops shot, exactly?

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (kOpft)

Sorry, misread that as a headline: "Christopher Columbus statue gets shot by cops".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

320 Gasoline is expensive because MAGA doesn't know how to be happy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (7nmUH)

321 Posted by: Kurt at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (iy1SD)

what? no actually, you know what? never mind. i don't even have the patience to try and decipher your bullshit...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (8D42x)

322 There's always some urgent reason to cancel people.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (EGSGm)

323 In most settings, that kind of shit talking would get you knocked on your fucking ass. We must be civilized.

Posted by: ejochs at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (lSFMQ)

324 320 Gasoline is expensive because MAGA doesn't know how to be happy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (7nmUH)

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So, if I become a Democrat, gas prices will fall?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

325
#BringBackOurKickbacks

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (SKVme)

326 Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.

https://bit.ly/3KgKYjM

*

Holy crap.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (cUuEU)

Leftard solutions are always shit they want to do anyway.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (jk52O)

327 Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.

But we should definitely support DC's efforts to mean girl Russia into submission.

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (kOpft)

328 Let me get this straight - the Italians in Chicago, who have voted Democrat and supported every single dictate imposed from that city on an entire state - got screwed by the very political machine they've supported their entire lives ? Did I get that right ?

Posted by: Statistics at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (ZixJN)

329 Posted by: Kurt at March 03, 2022 12:42 PM (iy1SD)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

330 Remember to run towards the light.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (DOvYl)

331 "It's going to go nuclear. "

(Takes a second look at the gatorade bottle.)

Posted by: IP at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (SDdI7)

332 groots root would fit in a boot

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (us2H3)

333 If I'm an oil company I love the idea of getting paid way more for the same product I sold for less just a year or two ago.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (jTmQV)

334 307 284-
Once upon a time L&O was a good show, especially when they would let Fred Thompson explain to Sam Waterson that his FEELINGS were fucking irrelevant.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (AD3JT)

And then Fred was left gobsmacked when Serena claimed he was firing her because SHE WAS A LESBIAN.

He, and I, never saw that coming...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (BgMrQ)

335 I wonder if there are any mafia left in Chicago... How does it feel to have Groot say you have a small dick?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (Wg1SU)

336 /looks around for Agent J

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM

Excuse me while I whip this out...

*flashythings Romeo13*

Posted by: Agent J at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (RkC6l)

337 333 If I'm an oil company I love the idea of getting paid way more for the same product I sold for less just a year or two ago.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (jTmQV)

=======

Why didn't they force those prices up two years ago under Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

338 It's starting to look to me like the Battle of Kiev is about to become the new Battle of Stalingrad, lasting a long time with huge casualties on both sides. The longer it goes on, the greater the chance it goes nuclear. And if it goes nuclear, we will get dragged in whether we want to or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (trdmm)

Yup... I really think Putin was slow rolling the invasion to minimize casualties, hoping Ukraine would surrender.

But all this virtue signaling from the West, supporting Ukraine, and calling for an ongoing Insurgency, is really going to drive up the body count.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (oHd/0)

339 Sounds like Anne Tyler's Baltimore, the city we read about in The Accidental Tourist, is long gone. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
------------------
Yes it is. Donald Schaefer's reign as mayor was its swan song as a livable city. Essentially and quite unfortunately, the US has made created in its cities, de facto reservations where simply the laws of state and federal government don't really apply and the worst rule.

You see much of the same hopelessness, substance abuse, corruption, and similar dysfunctional life on many native reservations for much of the same reasons and this nihilistic culture treats far too many people as expendable.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (Iq9dF)

340 >>People being canceled coz of the vaxxPutin:

"Soprano Anna Netrebko has withdrawn from her upcoming Met performances after not complying with the Met's condition that she repudiate her public support for Putin while he wages war on Ukraine.

Putin needs to send a laser guided fartclam right into center stage.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (GYllL)

341 Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.

Very soon they won't be a terrorist state any longer.
Posted by: JackStraw

See, this is an aspect of the larger problem. We keep giving way to these circus freaks, like Buttigieg and Lightfoot, and then are surprised when they act out there sociopathic or even psychopathic tendencies.
Enough is enough.
If those people who work for Lightfoot are disgusted, then GET OUT, quit your job and leave Chicago. Quit giving people like this your sanction by sticking around.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (vcOmj)

342 328 Let me get this straight - the Italians in Chicago, who have voted Democrat and supported every single dictate imposed from that city on an entire state - got screwed by the very political machine they've supported their entire lives ? Did I get that right ?
Posted by: Statistics at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (ZixJN)

Either they'll never vote Democrat again or they'll make sure they own the next Democrat mayor. Although with all the Moist racialist garbage controlling the party, that may never happen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (s2VJv)

343 Trump said puusy

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)

344 Has anyone explained to Mayor Pete the Iranians might harbor a slight hostility towards him and the mister?

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (AD3JT)

345 335 I wonder if there are any mafia left in Chicago... How does it feel to have Groot say you have a small dick?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (Wg1SU)

Zombie Sam Giancana and the Outfit are not pleased. Wherever the hell the are.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (s2VJv)

346 It's going to go nuclear.

Joe already slipped up and mentioned it ("don't worry about it going nuclear" or something), which means he heard someone talking about it. They're already planning for it.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:47 PM (cUuEU)

The reason I believe we will get dragged in whether we want to or not, is that I believe Putin is so pissed off at our support of Ukraine that if he decides to go nuclear there, he will also launch some nuclear strikes at US and Nato bases. He will think he's just giving a warning; but we will have to respond in kind.

Remember the logic of nuclear war; Go Big or Don't Go at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (trdmm)

347 342 Either they'll never vote Democrat again or they'll make sure they own the next Democrat mayor. Although with all the Moist racialist garbage controlling the party, that may never happen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (s2VJv)

=======

Or...their voting hasn't mattered in decades because Chicago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

348 Whenever I read a lightfoot quote, i hear Wanda Sykes' voice.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (7nmUH)

349 Read the full Met statement: http://bit.ly/34aWfD9"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 12:47 PM (EGSGm)

Yeah, Fuck the Met.

They enabled James Levine for all those years.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (BgMrQ)

350 301 How does a Christopher Columbus statue get cops shot, exactly?
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 12:45 PM (kOpft)

He gave syphilis to Indians, silly.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

I couldn't believe (okay, I guess I can) that John Leguiamo claimed that Syphillis came from Europe. The facts (and Science!) clearly show that, although there were related bacteria in Europe, this one was new, had horrible effects on those who first caught it in Europe, and seemed to follow the path Colombus' sailors took. Not to mention DNA testing showing the bacterium in bones of Native Carribeans from 1000 years ago. Better theory is that Leif Erickson gave it to them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

351 "Why didn't they force those prices up two years ago under Trump?"

Trump opened leases, worked on the keystone pipeline, encouraged fracking, and more.
All shut down by Biden in the first week.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (jTmQV)

352 351 "Why didn't they force those prices up two years ago under Trump?"

Trump opened leases, worked on the keystone pipeline, encouraged fracking, and more.
All shut down by Biden in the first week.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (jTmQV)

=========

But Kurt assures me that inflation is caused by the greed of oil corporations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

353 344 Has anyone explained to Mayor Pete the Iranians might harbor a slight hostility towards him and the mister?
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (AD3JT)

I would love to see them hurl Peter Puffer off the roof of Evin Prison. Comedy gold.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:52 PM (s2VJv)

354 How about a nice game of chess?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 12:52 PM (7nmUH)

355 My oil stocks are going crazy, but I work construction, so gas prices affect me.
Posted by: Clutch

I commute 160 miles round trip three day a week.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 12:52 PM (zPpWF)

356 I don't defend Kurt. I scroll past.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:52 PM (jTmQV)

357 I never thot we would be discussing chicks with dicks!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2022 12:52 PM (yrol0)

358 37 Strapon doesn't count.

Not even the one made by Snap-On?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 03, 2022 12:52 PM (zSyrn)

359
Moist Racialist garbage actually sounds better than the intended Maoist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (s2VJv)

360 It's going to go nuclear.

If it has to, then yeah, probably.

I'm not sure what's unclear about "existential crisis"? It implies all options are on the table.

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (kOpft)

361 Upon hearing this, Democrat support from Chicago Italians plummeted to 82.71% from 82.83%.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (OalnH)

362 Once upon a time L&O was a good show, especially when they would let Fred Thompson explain to Sam Waterson that his FEELINGS were fucking irrelevant.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 12:46 PM (AD3JT)

Wife and I started watching it on ion OTA. It was reasonably good, right up to the point where they went "straight from the headlines" and misinterpreted EVERYTHING and pumped every left wing lie there is. Children separated from their parents and shipped across the country as mommy rots in a prison in Texas.

Olivia adopts the kid who starts out playing baseball with the assistant DA, former MLB pitcher. DA gets written off the show, now the boy HATES baseball and thinks it's boring, looks in a window of a ballet dance school. "THAT LOOKS FUN!!!!!!!"

I understand that later, he 'transitions.'

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

363 By the way, the cop murdering people at the restaurant was one Antoinette Frank. She's sitting on Death Row now. But there hasn't been an investigation of the human skull with a bullet hole in it found under her house.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (txdEq)

364 Ok, with all this talk of nukes, what precisely would get nuked, and why?

I can't see a strategic reason, but, I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (ufFY8)

365 Why didn't they force those prices up two years ago under Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

SHUT. YOUR. WHORE. MOUTH.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (iDcra)

366 Although with all the Moist racialist garbage controlling the party, that may never happen.

You're saying that Lightfoot got wet?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (ZGrMX)

367 351 "Why didn't they force those prices up two years ago under Trump?"

Trump opened leases, worked on the keystone pipeline, encouraged fracking, and more.
All shut down by Biden in the first week.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (jTmQV)

We had over 1000 ave rigs in 2018 and 19. It dropped to around 400 now back to 600.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM (yrol0)

368 >>I commute 160 miles round trip three day a week.
Posted by: rickb223

Get a Prius.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM (GYllL)

369 343 Trump said puusy

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)

Biden is a senile pussy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

370 354 How about a nice game of chess?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 12:52 PM (7nmUH)

That's a W.O.P.R.

#heh

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM (BgMrQ)

371 It's starting to look to me like the Battle of Kiev is about to become the new Battle of Stalingrad, lasting a long time with huge casualties on both sides. The longer it goes on, the greater the chance it goes nuclear. And if it goes nuclear, we will get dragged in whether we want to or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yup... I really think Putin was slow rolling the invasion to minimize casualties, hoping Ukraine would surrender.
But all this virtue signaling from the West, supporting Ukraine, and calling for an ongoing Insurgency, is really going to drive up the body count.
Posted by: Romeo13

Ditto. I actually think Putin was told by his intelligence service (and he wanted to believe) that the Russians would, by and large, be welcomed as "liberators". And it would be a walkover. This all has to be over in 7-10 days, or it will get much worse.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM (vcOmj)

372 Posted this morning seems gas in hit the $4 in se Pa

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM (veoBA)

373 349 Read the full Met statement: http://bit.ly/34aWfD9"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 12:47 PM (EGSGm)

Yeah, Fuck the Met.

They enabled James Levine for all those years.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:51 PM (BgMrQ)

Levine abused women, IIRC. AND he wanted to go to North Korea to play for the Kims.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM (s2VJv)

374 Later season L&O go boring because you knew the criminal was always the white middle aged straight guy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM (OalnH)

375 There are no chicks with dicks. Only dudes with tits!

/Family Guy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

376 Since this thread killed my appetite, this is for the rest of you:

Groot vs. Big Mike, swinging dick competition.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

377 Or was that Ted?

Seth McFarland, either way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

378 Her parents must be so proud.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 03, 2022 12:55 PM (QYPq3)

379 360 It's going to go nuclear.

If it has to, then yeah, probably.

---

Biden's coterie and cronies ate doing everything they can to escalate it to nukular

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 12:55 PM (EGSGm)

380 360 It's going to go nuclear.

If it has to, then yeah, probably.

I'm not sure what's unclear about "existential crisis"? It implies all options are on the table.
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (kOpft)

The only silver lining; we may not have to worry about the festering problems in NYC and DC for very much longer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (trdmm)

381 342 328 Let me get this straight - the Italians in Chicago, who have voted Democrat and supported every single dictate imposed from that city on an entire state - got screwed by the very political machine they've supported their entire lives ? Did I get that right ?
Posted by: Statistics at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (ZixJN)

Either they'll never vote Democrat again or they'll make sure they own the next Democrat mayor. Although with all the Moist racialist garbage controlling the party, that may never happen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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The Mafia is dying in most cities as a matter of street influence like the Irish gangs did before them. Now, the gangs effectively running Chicago via their affiliated are either hispanic or black and the politicians and administrative structure of the city have a symbiotic relationship with them. Gangleaders are the replacement for the old ward system of precinct bosses.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (Iq9dF)

382 ha

NASCAR Hall of Fame owner Richard Childress donating one million rounds of ammunition to Ukraine.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (yrol0)

383 A good nuclear exchange would sure have an effect on climate...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (jTmQV)

384 Levine was accused of liking boys a bit too much.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (m/Gc2)

385
Oh wow, I haven't seen illiterate Kurt in awhile. We got English-speaking Kurt just this morning, so there must have been a 10am MT shift change... I'm guessing that means swing/night shift, so somewhere in Asia, Russia, or Middle East. Not Australia, they'd have enough English-speakers to fill the card there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (SKVme)

386 372 Posted this morning seems gas in hit the $4 in se Pa

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM (veoBA)

Kali is being clobbered by $5 gas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

387 OT:
Dear USPS, The purpose of "Signature Confirmation" on a package is to have me sign it to, you know, "confirm" that it was delivered to me, not to have your employee sign it and leave it in my mailbox where it can possibly be stolen.(Luckily it wasn't, but it is a lot of fun to see Delivered and Signed for by J. Random Name on the tracking site)

Posted by: Chuck C at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (EughT)

388 Not even the one made by Snap-On?
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 03, 2022 12:52 PM

If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (a3Q+t)

389 Biden's coterie and cronies ate doing everything they can to escalate it to nukular
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 12:55 PM (EGSGm)

I can actually see them sitting around, thinking that "hey, we can contain this to one theater of action".

#wrong

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (BgMrQ)

390 It's starting to look to me like the Battle of Kiev is about to become the new Battle of Stalingrad, lasting a long time with huge casualties on both sides. The longer it goes on, the greater the chance it goes nuclear. And if it goes nuclear, we will get dragged in whether we want to or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Heard this morning that the Russians may begin executing Ukrainians.

Get your fat ass over there, Lt. Col. Bearclaw. And take your mouthy wife with you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

391 I'm seeing $5.50 to $6.50 at some stations.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (jTmQV)

392 383 A good nuclear exchange would sure have an effect on climate...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (jTmQV)

It would get very, very hot...before getting really cold.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

393 I feel like this is pretty unfair to Baby Groot. He's pretty cute.

Posted by: DJ at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (O3/K+)

394 NASCAR Hall of Fame owner Richard Childress donating one million rounds of ammunition to Ukraine.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (yrol0)

That is one hell of a personal stash. I have magazine envy now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (yQpMk)

395 Ok, with all this talk of nukes, what precisely would get nuked, and why?
*

It doesn't matter. Wherever, whatever, because the paths to launder money in Ukraine are threatened.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (cUuEU)

396 Seeing Lori Lightfoot and dick in the same sentence is making me queasy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (nT2En)

397
And then Fred was left gobsmacked when Serena claimed he was firing her because SHE WAS A LESBIAN.

He, and I, never saw that coming...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:49 PM (BgMrQ)

Because if memory serves, that was the one and ONLY time that Serena's sex life was mentioned at all.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (n+4am)

398 > I'm seeing $5.50 to $6.50 at some stations.

$4.50 here for premium.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (8/9Tc)

399 A good nuclear exchange would sure have an effect on climate...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

There was actually an article in the Huffington Post some years ago that a limited nuclear war would be good for Global Warming.

And yes, these people are all sociopaths. What kind of an idiot would write such a thing, much less publish it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (vcOmj)

400 383 A good nuclear exchange would sure have an effect on climate...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (jTmQV)

It might even clear the air. Well, after a few years, when all the radioactive dust settles.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (trdmm)

401 385
Oh wow, I haven't seen illiterate Kurt in awhile. We got English-speaking Kurt just this morning, so there must have been a 10am MT shift change... I'm guessing that means swing/night shift, so somewhere in Asia, Russia, or Middle East. Not Australia, they'd have enough English-speakers to fill the card there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (SKVme)

Been smoking his Biden Crack Pipe, apparently.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

402
241 These people are transparently trying to destroy the US energy sector.

Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.

https://bit.ly/3KgKYjM
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 12:38 PM (8/9Tc)

This is just another big piece of evidence that points to the SCOAMF and Jarrett running the presidency.

This is Barky's third term.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (Fs5vw)

403 I'm sure she is well endowed. Look at that man she sleeps with he's all McDonald's lovein it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (ytSiK)

404 387 OT:
Dear USPS, The purpose of "Signature Confirmation" on a package is to have me sign it to, you know, "confirm" that it was delivered to me, not to have your employee sign it and leave it in my mailbox where it can possibly be stolen.(Luckily it wasn't, but it is a lot of fun to see Delivered and Signed for by J. Random Name on the tracking site)

Posted by: Chuck C at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (EughT)

LOL, that's a new one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

405 Money laundering.
Of all the stupid reasons to get nuked...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (jTmQV)

406 Because if memory serves, that was the one and ONLY time that Serena's sex life was mentioned at all.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2022 12:58 PM (n+4am)

#exactly

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (BgMrQ)

407 Dear USPS, The purpose of "Signature Confirmation" on a package is to have me sign it to, you know, "confirm" that it was delivered to me, not to have your employee sign it and leave it in my mailbox where it can possibly be stolen.(Luckily it wasn't, but it is a lot of fun to see Delivered and Signed for by J. Random Name on the tracking site)

Posted by: Chuck C at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (EughT)

It doesn't specify WHO'S signature is required.......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

408 1 1/2 to work and lots to do, see you all then

Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (veoBA)

409 Kali is being clobbered by $5 gas.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

Hit 'em again, Hit 'em again, Harder, Harder!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (trdmm)

410 >>387 OT:
Dear USPS, The purpose of "Signature Confirmation" on a package is to have me sign it to, you know, "confirm" that it was delivered to me, not to have your employee sign it and leave it in my mailbox where it can possibly be stolen.(Luckily it wasn't, but it is a lot of fun to see Delivered and Signed for by J. Random Name on the tracking site)
Posted by: Chuck C

I ordered some more gold last week and USPS delivered it to my door and asked me who I was and then handed me the box. Not too secure if you ask me. The USPS delivery girl was hot though.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (GYllL)

411 5 Dickus Bigus.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2022 12:12 PM (haWye)

She has a wife you know...

Posted by: the Chicken of Depression at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (YBLgY)

412 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (ufFY

Nuke the whales. Why? Gotta nuke something.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (nT2En)

413 391 I'm seeing $5.50 to $6.50 at some stations.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (jTmQV)
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Jumped $.20 to $3.50 overnight in Milwaukee. We'll see what it is going home tonight.

Posted by: WisRich at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (G0vdT)

414 Time to fire up Fallout 4 and take notes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (ufFY8)

415 393 I feel like this is pretty unfair to Baby Groot. He's pretty cute.

Posted by: DJ at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (O3/K+)

Okay, what about Bizarro Groot? yeah I know, mixing DC and Marvel franchises.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

416 Columbus isn't about Columbus.its the Catholic Italians flipping off bigoted WASPs.

Posted by: SmileyGG at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (+cfVi)

417 404. Amazon frequently leaves packages in the mailbox or at the door and claims it was "handed to resident"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (EGSGm)

418 Nuke the whales. Why? Gotta nuke something.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (nT2En)

The gay baby ones?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (ufFY8)

419 She has a wife you know...
Posted by: the Chicken of Depression at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (YBLgY)

Into rectal hydration if I'm not mistaken

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (BgMrQ)

420 New agreement with Iran in the next 72hrs.
Brandon keeps his knee on the neck of the US oil suppliers. He's going to let our friends the Uranians pick up the income, jobs and taxes at the best possible time for them.

We should take traitors out and duct tape them to trees with their pants down.

Posted by: Winston Alabaster at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (6BTho)

421 Olivia adopts the kid who starts out playing baseball with the assistant DA, former MLB pitcher. DA gets written off the show, now the boy HATES baseball and thinks it's boring, looks in a window of a ballet dance school. "THAT LOOKS FUN!!!!!!!"

I understand that later, he 'transitions.'

Posted by: Sponge
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When the show came out, it was a refresh on police and law procedurals by combining the two in every episode. But, like other cultural institutions, it grew stale because of Dick Wolf's politics and because of the increasing splintered audiences, it chose to go hard left--probably because of its production family could not tolerate real depressing true crime stories of the underclass plus a shrinking loyal audience is still an audience.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (Iq9dF)

422 Ditto. I actually think Putin was told by his intelligence service (and he wanted to believe) that the Russians would, by and large, be welcomed as "liberators". And it would be a walkover. This all has to be over in 7-10 days, or it will get much worse.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 12:54 PM

"Two, three Indians, tops!"

Posted by: Gen Custer's scouts at March 03, 2022 01:01 PM (EughT)

423 Welp. Gonna stretch the credit card a bit this month. Stocked up on some 9mm before prices go up again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 01:01 PM (XvPQV)

424 Heard this morning that the Russians may begin executing Ukrainians.

Get your fat ass over there, Lt. Col. Bearclaw. And take your mouthy wife with you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

The root of this has always had an ethnic component to it... and OUR actions in cancelling all things Russian, play into this.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2022 01:01 PM (oHd/0)

425 409 Kali is being clobbered by $5 gas.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

Hit 'em again, Hit 'em again, Harder, Harder!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:59 PM (trdmm)

Hey, watch it; some of the politicians are into that here. I don't want THAT kind of excitement where I live.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

426 I believe Putin is so pissed off at our support of Ukraine that if he decides to go nuclear there, he will also launch some nuclear strikes at US and Nato bases. He will think he's just giving a warning; but we will have to respond in kind.

Just to ask the question, do we have to respond in kind? Remember that "we" is whoever is currently making decisions for the Biden regime. Let's say Putin launches one nuke on (just to be frivolous) Bill Gate's chateau, with a message DC (or wherever the locus of decision making is, is next). I think there's a non-trivial chance once they think they're under direct threat that they back down.

So second question: Does Putin think that?

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 01:01 PM (kOpft)

427 I have a package coming USPS from Texas that seems to be circulating around Florida for some unknown reason. It is a week late already and has gone through three different cities in Florida.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 01:01 PM (yQpMk)

428 > Columbus isn't about Columbus.its the Catholic Italians flipping off bigoted WASPs.

From what I understand, the vast majority of the salacious crap leftists believe about Columbus has a single source: A political rival to Columbus.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 01:02 PM (8/9Tc)

429 >>Nuke the whales. Why

Sad Whale, Baby.

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2022 01:02 PM (XiCgj)

430 But, like other cultural institutions, it grew stale because of Dick Wolf's politics and because of the increasing splintered audiences
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (Iq9dF)

I've always considered that an epic gay porn name.

Dick Wolf.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

431 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (ufFY

Nelson Muntz was a man of few words. Never specified.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 03, 2022 01:02 PM (nT2En)

432 I've always considered that an epic gay porn name.

Dick Wolf.

Posted by: Sponge
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Maybe his stage name in porn is the reverse.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Iq9dF)

433 So second question: Does Putin think that?
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 01:01 PM (kOpft)

Kalorama first, Soros 2nd, Schwab 3rd...

If he's really serious about fixing things!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 01:03 PM (BgMrQ)

434 427 I have a package coming USPS from Texas that seems to be circulating around Florida for some unknown reason. It is a week late already and has gone through three different cities in Florida.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 01:01 PM (yQpMk)

They're looking for you the hard way; one house at a time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

435 Remember the logic of nuclear war; Go Big or Don't Go at all.

On that point wasn't there a big stink around a decade ago about Russians reclassifying tactical nukes as artillery or something like that?

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 01:03 PM (kOpft)

436 >>423 Welp. Gonna stretch the credit card a bit this month. Stocked up on some 9mm before prices go up again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse

Cheapest I've seen it is about .34 a round in bulk. Too pricey for me.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 01:03 PM (GYllL)

437 But, like other cultural institutions, it grew stale because of Dick Wolf's politics and because of the increasing splintered audiences
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM (Iq9dF)
++++
Wolf has another cop show on now, called "FBI." I haven't watched it and have no desire to do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (DU+/6)

438 NASCAR Hall of Fame owner Richard Childress donating one million rounds of ammunition to Ukraine.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I read that on Epoch Times this morning.

So the question is, what should they send them? Because I would guess the optimum round would be 7.62x39 mm AK-47 ammo. But what we civilians are allowed to buy is for "semi-auto" rifles. A full automatic AK-47 would need heat tempered ammo, because at "full auto", the rounds get really hot as does the barrel and action, and un-tempered ammo will jam. So he has to find one million rounds of heat-tempered fully auto compliant 7.62x39 mm ammo for it to be much good.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (vcOmj)

439 387 UPS door dropped a spam can of ammo but wouldn't deliver an Opinel #8 pocket knife without adult signature.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (lz5hY)

440 TRUE FACT :

Columbus only found the New World by following the Prescient Shark and its Migration Paths that were proto-altered to accomodate for future Slave Trading Routes.

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (XiCgj)

441 The left is so busy tearing down the modern Chesterton fences, they forget or ignore why they were build in the first place.

Not that Chicago Gollum lady cares, but Columbus Day and Columbus statues were built to broker peace for the Italians and as penance by America for spitting on them as a culture of new immigrants. Actual lynchings happened of Italians in Louisiana if I recall. There was a lot of hate. It was a way to broker peace and show we appreciated our Italian brothers and sisters for their contributions to American society.

Indigenous people's day? Columbus day if renamed to anything should be Italian American Appreciation day. But no, we have to make Columbus Day all about minorities. White cultures have Oktoberfest, st Patrick's day, etc. so we should have, if we follow leftist thinking, special days for all white cultures now. They are all minorities within the larger white culture. Am I doing this right?

Why does Chicago Gollum hate Italians? (Said tongue in cheek.)

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (+mkOR)

442 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Biden Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg: Buying oil from Iran is "on the table"

https://tinyurl.com/27k52v6h

Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

443 What if the propagandists have been lying all along and everything is going pretty much as Putin expected from the start?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

444 435 Remember the logic of nuclear war; Go Big or Don't Go at all.

On that point wasn't there a big stink around a decade ago about Russians reclassifying tactical nukes as artillery or something like that?

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 01:03 PM (kOpft)

That's why, if there IS a nuclear war, China should not remain unscathed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

445 Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Iq9dF)

Wolf Dick. Man. We could go ClamFart on the bit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (nT2En)

446 NASCAR Hall of Fame owner Richard Childress donating one million rounds of ammunition to Ukraine.
Posted by: rhennigantx

*

Thanks bro!
- George Soros

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (cUuEU)

447 > Amazon frequently leaves packages in the mailbox or at the door and claims it was "handed to resident"

In my experience, Amazon drivers are consistently the surliest delivery people. Most of the other drivers will give you a friendly wave or a "hello" if you greet them or thank them. I've never had an Amazon driver give me any response.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (8/9Tc)

448 443 What if the propagandists have been lying all along and everything is going pretty much as Putin expected from the start?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

I'll sign on to this. We've been gaslit on this matter since the start.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (BgMrQ)

449 426 I believe Putin is so pissed off at our support of Ukraine that if he decides to go nuclear there, he will also launch some nuclear strikes at US and Nato bases. He will think he's just giving a warning; but we will have to respond in kind.
------------------
He has better options--just release the kompromat on all American politicians and people like Fauci. It would hit DC like a neutron bomb.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (Iq9dF)

450 Wolf Dick takes it hungrily in the clamfart.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (nT2En)

451 Been in a lot of meetings, Army and Oilfield, and have never heard chest thumping like that.

Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (AmoqO)

452 Just to ask the question, do we have to respond in kind? Remember that "we" is whoever is currently making decisions for the Biden regime. Let's say Putin launches one nuke on (just to be frivolous) Bill Gate's chateau, with a message DC (or wherever the locus of decision making is, is next). I think there's a non-trivial chance once they think they're under direct threat that they back down.

So second question: Does Putin think that?
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 01:01 PM (kOpft)

good question; I repeat what I've been trying to game out. How bad can this get, if our government officials make the stupidest possible choice at every juncture? Since that seems like a pretty safe bet.

My guess is that they will respond in kind, because some pollster will tell them they might go down 2 points in opinion polls if they don't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (trdmm)

453 So sadz
The further victimization of the formerly privileged elite white class must end
They must now sue in courts for their fighr
To not be called dickless further increasing both their shame and their dicklessness

Posted by: Kurt at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (FHFVw)

454 >>427 I have a package coming USPS from Texas that seems to be circulating around Florida for some unknown reason. It is a week late already and has gone through three different cities in Florida.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

My experience is when a parcel gets caught up in an out of state mail vortex it will rarely arrive at it's proper destination. If it does it'll look like Freddy Kruger handled it.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (GYllL)

455 I bet Groot's dick is bigger than Obama's. Just an educated guess.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (D8mow)

456 439 387 UPS door dropped a spam can of ammo but wouldn't deliver an Opinel #8 pocket knife without adult signature.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (lz5hY)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf3bw8KEZ44

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

457 Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (Iq9dF)

Could be biblical and throw the US in turmoil for years.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (nT2En)

458 Ukes and Russkis reach agreement on humanitarian corridors (and probably humanitarian aid, though that wasn't specified) and Russki delegation head says they agreed on other areas for negotiation (meaning the big stuff). Also, fourth round of talks scheduled.

Hmm, doesn't sound like rampaging USSR-rebuilding madmen vs. junkies and Nazis. Maybe the common public terms of discussion, and the propaganda, are as stupid as usual? Nah, couldn't be.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (OTzUX)

459 Re "rectal rehydration" : Reading the article about the lawsuit got me thinking about what we think of as torture; sorry Gorsuch, but the stuff you described as torture just doesn't rate it in my book. By your standard, simple incarceration of the average criminal could be deemed "torture."

Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (+56GQ)

460 I for one welcome our new militant lesbian groot lookin big dick overloards.

And shit.

Posted by: Kurt at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (u6xw0)

461 >> What if the propagandists have been lying all along and everything is going pretty much as Putin expected from the start?

I'm not believing much of what is being reported. By either side.

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (XiCgj)

462 Ditto. I actually think Putin was told by his intelligence service (and he wanted to believe) that the Russians would, by and large, be welcomed as "liberators".

It's not that everyone lies. It's that the minority gets treated as a majority. A few loud moths said they wanted to belong to Russia. Majority didn't.

Russia is told, "you will be met with open arms!"
Ukrainians said, "GFY!"
Russia is like, "WTF?"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (zPpWF)

463 A good nuclear exchange would sure have an effect on climate...

Yeah, but it would lower carbon emissions in the long term /green logic

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (kOpft)

464 What if the propagandists have been lying all along and everything is going pretty much as Putin expected from the start?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm pretty much ignoring all news from Russian and the US. But according to people I do trust (CDR Salamander, Bill Ruggio, JE Deyer), the war is going Russia's way...with setbacks. The Ukes are fighting hard, props to them for that. But according to captured war plans, the Russians are more or less on schedule.

They just don't care about casualties or have the same doctrine we have.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (XvPQV)

465 He has better options--just release the kompromat on all American politicians and people like Fauci. It would hit DC like a neutron bomb.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (Iq9dF)

What's he waiting for - Christmas?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (trdmm)

466 441 Why does Chicago Gollum hate Italians? (Said tongue in cheek.)

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (+mkOR)

Becuase she doen't do Italian sausage?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

467 There it is.

Lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (ufFY8)

468 432 I've always considered that an epic gay porn name.

Dick Wolf.

Posted by: Sponge
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Maybe his stage name in porn is the reverse.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Iq9dF)
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I saw a Dick Wolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (G8dTy)

469 Penis Envy Much?

Posted by: Froid at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (1jrZC)

470 Another annoying L&O thing: Olivia's whisper voice. When the show starts, her voice is normal, but it morphs into that weird whisper.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (AD3JT)

471 But, like other cultural institutions, it grew stale because of Dick Wolf's politics and because of the increasing splintered audiences, it chose to go hard left--probably because of its production family could not tolerate real depressing true crime stories of the underclass plus a shrinking loyal audience is still an audience.

Something I've seen happen multiple times in the last 10 years is where a popular show has the showrunner/head writer/important actors (always male) #MeToo'ed under murky circumstances. They're fired, a white woman takes their place(s) for Muh Diversity, and the show goes hard woke. Followed by cratering ratings and cancellation.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (ZGrMX)

472 OT: I am enraged.

Gas last week: $3.74
Gas yesterday: $3.89
Gas today: $4.15

I swear to God I'm going to have a STROKE!

FUCK JOE BIDEN!

Posted by: Mpfs at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (R8uWY)

473 >> I bet Groot's dick is bigger than Obama's

Not a chance.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (XiCgj)

474 >>I'm not believing much of what is being reported. By either side.

Probably a wise decision.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)

475 Amazon frequently leaves packages in the mailbox or at the door and claims it was "handed to resident"
Posted by: vmom
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The tracking ticket for my stolen case of Ensure was marked 'Left at mailbox', which is 60' from the house, out by the road.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (9Fwwf)

476 That's why, if there IS a nuclear war, China should not remain unscathed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

I'm sure, as a tactical conflict breaks down and widens, that that particular item will happen right quick.

It's just a matter of who fires at them first.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (BgMrQ)

477 > Thanks bro!
> - George Soros

A fine silver lining of Putin's adventure into Ukraine is how much it hurts Soros. That boy owns half the country.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (8/9Tc)

478 @RNCResearch
Biden Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg: Buying oil from Iran is "on the table"

https://tinyurl.com/27k52v6h
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

More of the US using tax dollars to fund terrorism in an effort to KILL YOU.

Do not doubt that Democrats want. you. dead.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

479 You'll see nuclear weapons use when you see Russian economic "collapse" and "a rebuilt robust NATO".

Don't hold your breath.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (OTzUX)

480 Is there any evidence that Mayor Groot's dick is not bigger than everyone else in Chicago?

Posted by: Look! Squirrel! at March 03, 2022 01:08 PM (UzHWA)

481 317 And here it is. The quiet part out loud. Biden Energy Sec says this is part of the energy transition off of oil and gas.

https://bit.ly/3MjeJT2

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 12:48 PM (8/9Tc)

Another part of the plan is forcing auto makers to make more electrics and fewer gas/diesel vehicles by the California and US governments increasing the fleet fuel efficiency standard for manufacturers. If there are no gas/diesel cars for sale, people needing a new car will have to buy an electric.

The next step will be the Departments of Transportation in Sacramento and DC issuing vehicle safety regulations that make more and more older cars (meaning gas/diesel) illegal for use on public roads. Not enough air bags, not enough side door impact resistance, etc. Mayor Pete tipped his hand on this part of the plan by telling us his DoT will have a goal of zero traffic deaths.

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2022 01:08 PM (AMIL/)

482 Russia is told, "you will be met with open arms!"
Ukrainians said, "GFY!"
Russia is like, "WTF?"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (zPpWF)

Joe Biden"BFD"

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 01:08 PM (M+Lyo)

483 Groot is The Large Hard On Collider.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at March 03, 2022 01:08 PM (Vu7A1)

484 454 >>427 I have a package coming USPS from Texas that seems to be circulating around Florida for some unknown reason. It is a week late already and has gone through three different cities in Florida.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

My experience is when a parcel gets caught up in an out of state mail vortex it will rarely arrive at it's proper destination. If it does it'll look like Freddy Kruger handled it.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (GYllL)

My wife got a package today...looked like the UPS guy ran over it a couple of times...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 03, 2022 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

485 He has better options--just release the kompromat on all American politicians and people like Fauci. It would hit DC like a neutron bomb.

"No it wouldn't" - CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, Twitter, Facebook.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2022 01:08 PM (ZGrMX)

486 I bet Groot's dick is bigger than Obama's
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"Believe me, he has a big stick" - Joe Biden

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2022 01:08 PM (ELgVT)

487 *Bill Roggio

Mea Culpa

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 03, 2022 01:08 PM (XvPQV)

488
The only silver lining; we may not have to worry about the festering problems in NYC and DC for very much longer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (trdmm)

If it's nuclear, the shots at the US will be at our nuclear arsenal 1st...not DC and NYC...
Naval Base Kitsap (Washington), Malstrom Air Force Base (Montana), Nellis Air Force Base (Nevada), Warren Air Force Base (Colorado and Wyoming), Minot Air Force Base (North Dakota), Pantex plant (Texas), Whiteman Air Force Base (Missouri), Barksdale Air Force Base (Louisiana), and Naval Submarine Base (Georgia)

Posted by: Nova local at March 03, 2022 01:08 PM (exHjb)

489 We should take traitors out and duct tape them to trees with their pants down.
Posted by: Winston Alabaster at March 03, 2022 01:00 PM

What did we ever do to you?

Posted by: Treebeard at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (a3Q+t)

490 I don't know about you, but I don't wanna get nuked over Bandera worshiping Ukies and some Euro idiots' intransigence.

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (rqQ57)

491 Kunt is just ace trolling his own blog.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (NDiT4)

492 >>They just don't care about casualties or have the same doctrine we have.

And Putin has been planning this for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (ZLI7S)

493 The tracking ticket for my stolen case of Ensure was marked 'Left at mailbox', which is 60' from the house, out by the road.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (9Fwwf)

Mike,

Buy Optimum Nutrition Whey protein in bulk.

Mix it with milk or water (what ever floats your boat).

#lessexpensive #betterforyou

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (BgMrQ)

494 465 He has better options--just release the kompromat on all American politicians and people like Fauci. It would hit DC like a neutron bomb.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:05 PM (Iq9dF)

Speaking of Fauci... Anyone seen him recently ?

Posted by: JOE at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (J8ILO)

495 458 Ukes and Russkis reach agreement on humanitarian corridors (and probably humanitarian aid, though that wasn't specified) and Russki delegation head says they agreed on other areas for negotiation (meaning the big stuff). Also, fourth round of talks scheduled.

Hmm, doesn't sound like rampaging USSR-rebuilding madmen vs. junkies and Nazis. Maybe the common public terms of discussion, and the propaganda, are as stupid as usual? Nah, couldn't be.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (OTzUX)

I think the main point of ambiguity is what Ukraine's "neutrality" or "demilitarization" looks like. Russia's territorial aims, which aren't that big and mostly Russian people that have been a constant pain for Ukraine, are probably not the main point of contention.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (z5Vrg)

496 470 Another annoying L&O thing: Olivia's whisper voice. When the show starts, her voice is normal, but it morphs into that weird whisper.

Posted by: Ktgreat
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Considering her screwed up background, she might just be that person.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (Iq9dF)

497 When the show starts, her voice is normal, but it morphs into that weird whisper.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (AD3JT)

__

And?
- Brandon

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (OalnH)

498 Posted by: Mpfs at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (R8uWY)
********
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Just wait till a month from now.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (NpAcC)

499
Gasoline approaching the $7.00 a gallon mark and Joey Daughter-Raper is getting the blame.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Blame Trumputin!

Posted by: psaki at March 03, 2022 01:09 PM (63Dwl)

500 "No it wouldn't" - CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, Twitter, Facebook.

Posted by: Ian S.
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Daily Mail says Whut?

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:10 PM (Iq9dF)

501 Knowing what to believe sometimes can be achieved by comparing accounts and filtering through previous knowledge and common sense. Much of what's happening in Ukraine is pretty clear and useful info from either side easily ID'd.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 01:10 PM (OTzUX)

502 Remember the hoopla when UK wanted to leave the European Union.

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 01:10 PM (rqQ57)

503 464 What if the propagandists have been lying all along and everything is going pretty much as Putin expected from the start?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

We can discount that pretty easily. He didn't expect his spetznatz forces at the Kiev Airport the first night to get wiped out; he didn't expect the transport planes with paratroopers on them to be shot down. He couldn't have expected Zelensky to stand and fight, rather than fleeing. He didn't expect the west to freeze all of his Central Bank assets.

it is clear that Putin did not expect this; but now he's locked in to fighting to the bloody end no matter what. Just like a couple generations ago, when no one expected Stalingrad to turn into what it did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (trdmm)

504 Actual lynchings happened of Italians in Louisiana if I recall. There was a lot of hate. . . .
Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2022

***
There was a big fuss concerning the police chief at the time, a fellow named Hennessey (sp?). The French Quarter was well-stocked with Italians at the turn of the 19th to 20th century, so much that it was nicknamed the Italian Quarter. Some businesses still survive from that time, Brocato's Bakery (moved out of the Quarter some years ago) and the Central Grocery on Decatur.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (txdEq)

505
Wyatt Earp, I see that people sitting and minding their own business INSIDE their homes in Philadelphia are catching "random" bullets.

Nice city.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (DUY6n)

506 Gas at the warehouse club on Tuesday was 3.74
Today it's 3.80 according to my app

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (EGSGm)

507 Re "rectal rehydration"

Do they rehydrate the fart clams as well ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (M+Lyo)

508 Which is bigger?

Groot's dick or AtC's girl dick?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

509 I have to throw my dick over my shoulder so I don't get rugburn when it drags.

Posted by: Groot at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (Vu7A1)

510 470 Another annoying L&O thing: Olivia's whisper voice. When the show starts, her voice is normal, but it morphs into that weird whisper.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2022 01:07 PM (AD3JT)

Fuck L&O Vice...

There is only the original, and Criminal Intent...

#itisknown

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (BgMrQ)

511 #lessexpensive #betterforyou
Posted by: browndog
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Noted, and, thanks for the info.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (ELgVT)

512 It's been a looooooong time since we have had legitimate discussions about a potential for a nuclear exchange. Thanks Brandon. Good times.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (1rRhs)

513 Gas at the warehouse club on Tuesday was 3.74
Today it's 3.80 according to my app
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (EGSGm)

$4.79 for reg here in Kommietown

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (M+Lyo)

514 What if the propagandists have been lying all along and everything is going pretty much as Putin expected from the start?
Posted by: JackStraw

No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy - stuff that von Moltke the Elder might have said.

The problem with Russian/Soviet doctrine, is that while they can lay out a good battle plan, they usually don't allow the field subordinates much lattitude in adapting to conditions, as they change. This was a big asset to the Wehrmacht in the latter days of WWII (not that it changed the outcome), and a BIG asset to the American Army (which Rommel noted in his memoirs). To paraphrase Rommel about the American Army, "I never saw an army so green in it's first combat, but learn so quickly and adapt afterward"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (vcOmj)

515 And here it is. The quiet part out loud. Biden Energy Sec says this is part of the energy transition off of oil and gas.
Posted by: bonhomme

Another part of the plan is forcing auto makers to make more electrics and fewer gas/diesel vehicles by the California and US governments increasing the fleet fuel efficiency standard for manufacturers. If there are no gas/diesel cars for sale, people needing a new car will have to buy an electric.

Posted by: Gref

When you "transition", you have to have something to transition to.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (zPpWF)

516 >>>Wolf has another cop show on now, called "FBI." I haven't watched it and have no desire to do so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (DU+/6)

======

At the gym, one of the tv's was tuned to "FBI: International".

Posted by: Timbuk3 at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (aTF6l)

517 Winston Wolf has some advice for Groot about her apparent statue victory:

" Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet"

And she might.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (U2+zT)

518 Pete Bootygig says buying oil from Iran is on the table. Got that? We can't harvest our own oil, but we can buy it from a literal terrorist state.
==
Leftard solutions are always shit they want to do anyway.
==
The problems they create, always require solutions that give permission to their desires.

Posted by: Coinkydink? at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (bEqdj)

519 Which is bigger?

Groot's dick or AtC's girl dick?
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

50 quatloos on AtC. I mean, I don't wanna meet The Ravage.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (ZGrMX)

520 Something I've seen happen multiple times in the last 10 years is where a popular show has the showrunner/head writer/important actors (always male) #MeToo'ed under murky circumstances. They're fired, a white woman takes their place(s) for Muh Diversity, and the show goes hard woke. Followed by cratering ratings and cancellation.

Posted by: Ian S.
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Apparently it has went further and white males are actually being excluded from the industry from even getting a job. Think Christian Toto has written about it. The good news is that our rotting tv viewing world will have no competent entertainment to obscure ugly truths.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (Iq9dF)

521 460 I for one welcome our new militant lesbian groot lookin big dick overloards.

And shit.
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Yep. That is what is afoot.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (D8mow)

522 >>When you "transition", you have to have something to transition to.

Mayo Pete has that covered.

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2022 01:13 PM (XiCgj)

523 Wolf has another cop show on now, called "FBI." I haven't watched it and have no desire to do so.

The fantastical premise is that the FBI is competent.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2022 01:13 PM (ZGrMX)

524 Re "rectal rehydration" : Reading the article about the lawsuit got me thinking about what we think of as torture; sorry Gorsuch, but the stuff you described as torture just doesn't rate it in my book. By your standard, simple incarceration of the average criminal could be deemed "torture."
Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 03, 2022 01:06 PM (+56GQ)

Good times make soft men. And big- dicked Groots.

Posted by: flounder at March 03, 2022 01:13 PM (SH2Zi)

525 och Times this morning.

So the question is, what should they send them? Because I would guess the optimum round would be 7.62x39 mm AK-47 ammo. But what we civilians are allowed to buy is for "semi-auto" rifles. A full automatic AK-47 would need heat tempered ammo, because at "full auto", the rounds get really hot as does the barrel and action, and un-tempered ammo will jam. So he has to find one million rounds of heat-tempered fully auto compliant 7.62x39 mm ammo for it to be much good.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (vcOmj)

Oh good grief. The AK 47 will fire anything that fits in the chamber. Auto and single shot.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2022 01:13 PM (Fs5vw)

526
Interesting how there's no (reporting of) "hate crimes" and "backlash" against Russian-Americans. You'd think thee Democrats issuing blatant FATWAS against All Things Russian would spur a few left-wingnuts to seek out some Rooskies for violence because of the Ukraine bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 01:13 PM (DUY6n)

527 When you "transition", you have to have something to transition to.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (zPpWF)

No you don't...

#peon

Posted by: Pete ButtGuy at March 03, 2022 01:14 PM (BgMrQ)

528 There was a big fuss concerning the police chief at the time, a fellow named Hennessey (sp?). The French Quarter was well-stocked with Italians at the turn of the 19th to 20th century, so much that it was nicknamed the Italian Quarter. Some businesses still survive from that time, Brocato's Bakery (moved out of the Quarter some years ago) and the Central Grocery on Decatur.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Gambino's Bakery.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 01:14 PM (zPpWF)

529 If it's nuclear, the shots at the US will be at our nuclear arsenal 1st...not DC and NYC...

yeah, my wife grew up about 5 miles from Barksdale, as the crow flies. They always grimly joked that if the war started, they sure wouldn't be around long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 01:14 PM (trdmm)

530 It's not fair... I bet that fugly grinch will let just about anyone use the Kunta Kinte statute.

Posted by: MaDuece at March 03, 2022 01:14 PM (0dmP2)

531 The fantastical premise is that the FBI is competent.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 03, 2022 01:13 PM (ZGrMX)
++++
Yeah, I can't suspend my disbelief that far.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2022 01:14 PM (DU+/6)

532 When you "transition", you have to have something to transition to.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (zPpWF)

Bingo.... They want us peasants to have to take public transit.....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2022 01:14 PM (J8ILO)

533 I just filled up my truck for $3 a gallon. That was with 70 cent per gallon Kroger points discount. Almost exactly $100.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2022 01:14 PM (vrz2I)

534 >>458 Ukes and Russkis reach agreement on humanitarian corridors (and probably humanitarian aid, though that wasn't specified) and Russki delegation head says they agreed on other areas for negotiation (meaning the big stuff). Also, fourth round of talks scheduled.

Hmm, doesn't sound like rampaging USSR-rebuilding madmen vs. junkies and Nazis. Maybe the common public terms of discussion, and the propaganda, are as stupid as usual? Nah, couldn't be.
Posted by: rhomboid

Good. That's a borscht stained thumb right in Sponge Brains good eye.

Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 01:14 PM (GYllL)

535 Red Turban, exactly. As I keep saying it's been a bit of a dilemma all along. NATO was cool to Ukraine as far as membership, but haphazardly happy to supply certain hardware/training. Russia faced dilemma of how to keep Ukraine from gravitating towards west, econ/cultural gravity was inexorable, how do they keep that from including military sphere?

Counter to outlandish Russian opening proposals in Geneva should have been a focused deal on Ukraine, which is the hot item on the agenda. But US/NATO have long treated Russia unseriously, which was consistent with Russian weakness from '91 on but not a wise course of action, indefinitely.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM (OTzUX)

536 What if the propagandists have been lying all along and everything is going pretty much as Putin expected from the start?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

I think that's the most likely case, for the most part. I don't see much of anywhere that Russian forces are in retreat, instead, they're making slow steady progress.

The thing at the airport may have been a serious attempt to get it over with quickly, like the first bombs we tried to drop on Saddam, or it may have been a feint to pull defenders out of places (or pin back reinforcements for them) that were going to be attacked early.

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM (kOpft)

537 >> If it's nuclear, the shots at the US will be at our nuclear arsenal 1st...not DC and NYC...

Do you have any idea how many Silo sites are peppered all over the Rocky Mountain Front?

It's insane.

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM (XiCgj)

538 >>We can discount that pretty easily. He didn't expect his spetznatz forces at the Kiev Airport the first night to get wiped out; he didn't expect the transport planes with paratroopers on them to be shot down. He couldn't have expected Zelensky to stand and fight, rather than fleeing. He didn't expect the west to freeze all of his Central Bank assets.

Yea but you are basing all of that on the same news reports I am saying are not reliable. Because they aren't.

These are the same people who said that 13 Ukrainians soldiers were massacred on Snake Island, they weren't, there was a ghost ace pilot taking down Russian fighters, there wasn't, Russia has lost 5000+ soldiers, they haven't.

The media is not being honest about a lot of stuff including the reason Putin invaded. They've been saying he's nuts, he's not, he's dying, he's not, and all kinds of other shit other than the real reason which Putin has been saying for years.

I'm not believing anything other than what can be independently confirmed and there is precious little of that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

539 Wolf has another cop show on now, called "FBI." I haven't watched it and have no desire to do so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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C'mon Man! The FBI show has ripped from the headlines stories about their handlers planning terrorist events and providing the smarts that bubba right wing Trump lovers don't have, entrapment of the enemies of state, helping leftists terrorists turn their lives around, and torturing J6 suspects along with their collection of kompromat on right wing politicians. Dick Wolf promises.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM (Iq9dF)

540 I'm still baffled by the idea that an average Chicagoite... Chaco... Chigaaaaaaaagan would look at her and say, "Yes, that exactly what we need here in dis here city."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 01:16 PM (zWpOF)

541 it is clear that Putin did not expect this; but now he's locked in to fighting to the bloody end no matter what. Just like a couple generations ago, when no one expected Stalingrad to turn into what it did.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Actually, Hitler was committed to "reducing" the city, and his generals in the field wanted to withdraw and encircle and bypass it. They were rightly afraid of getting bogged down in city fighting.
Stalin and the Stavka were absolutely enthused about the street fighting, and wanted to mire the German 6th Army down in the city. Zukhov planned a winter encirclement offensive if the Germans were stupid enough to continue the city reduction strategy (they were), which led to Paulus and 6th Army being trapped and eventually surrendering as they were starving to death.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 01:16 PM (vcOmj)

542 I thought "Great. I just saved about $24 on gas." In reality though the tank that costs about $75 to fill up a year ago now would cost about $125.

Posted by: fd at March 03, 2022 01:17 PM (vrz2I)

543 380 360 It's going to go nuclear.
If it has to, then yeah, probably.
I'm not sure what's unclear about "existential crisis"? It implies all options are on the table.
Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2022 12:53 PM (kOpft)

The only silver lining; we may not have to worry about the festering problems in NYC and DC for very much longer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 12:56 PM (trdmm)
***
Saw a reference the other day to a "battalion-sized" nuke.
I laughed. Idiots. What these dorks do not realize is that even a small, tactical nuke is a hundred times larger than the huge explosion at the ammo dump the other night. Or even the blast in Lebanon a couple of years ago.
Fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 01:17 PM (axyOa)

544 I'm not believing anything other than what can be independently confirmed and there is precious little of that.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM

81 million votes don't lie, Jack.

Posted by: Joe "Brandon" Biden at March 03, 2022 01:17 PM (a3Q+t)

545 They always grimly joked that if the war started, they sure wouldn't be around long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 01:14 PM (trdmm)

Ozarks of Arkansas - north of Little Rock. Not going to be much left for the Hillbillies if the decision is to take out the missile silos hidden there

Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 01:17 PM (5iUNf)

546 O/T
Breaking news:

NFL sacks COVID protocols

#2years2late

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 01:18 PM (BgMrQ)

547
I went to BJ's last night. $3.59 for Super with my -.20 discount.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 01:18 PM (DUY6n)

548 It's been a looooooong time since we have had legitimate discussions about a potential for a nuclear exchange. Thanks Brandon. Good times.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

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Yep.

Lost Afghanistan, lost Ukraine, and are no-sh*t having discussions about nuclear war.

And we're one year into his presidency.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 01:18 PM (Kt1w/)

549 Nood Biden rambling.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 03, 2022 01:18 PM (z5Vrg)

550 Tell her to suction cup it to the top of the window and do some pull ups.

Posted by: DaveA at March 03, 2022 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

551 AFAIK claims of Il-76s shot down never verified (would be easy from OSINT that is providing info on much smaller things in Ukraine). Lots of assumptions still being made based on nothing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 01:19 PM (OTzUX)

552 Nood

Posted by: flounder at March 03, 2022 01:19 PM (SH2Zi)

553 Vinge himself wrote that there were two major possibilities; one, that human society passed into something new and unknowable (or destroyed itself); the second that we would reach something he called The Great Disappointment,
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A fire upon the deep was pretty good. Beyond that it sort of diminished in my opinion.

I have my doubts we will ever see either possibility one or two. They are going to push the reset button before we get there.

For exampled actuarial escape velocity will not be permitted to happen. At least not for the masses. As you can see.

Posted by: Coinkydink? at March 03, 2022 01:19 PM (AMMRA)

554
Last year I asked you all if you thought see a Nukes dropped in your/our lifetime.

Most of you said: Yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 01:19 PM (DUY6n)

555 There used to be a time when a mayor who said those types of words to an Italian-American group in Chicago might have subsequently befallen into a series of unfortunate accidents.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2022 01:19 PM (gmo/4)

556 If it's nuclear, the shots at the US will be at our nuclear arsenal 1st...not DC and NYC...

I'm not so sure, as they know they cannot employ an effective first strike.
Would Putin resort to a nuclear false flag operation just to justify it? Thereby opening up a one-two city strike?
Interesting conjecture.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2022 01:20 PM (axyOa)

557 NOOD.

State of the fartclam.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 03, 2022 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

558 537 >> If it's nuclear, the shots at the US will be at our nuclear arsenal 1st...not DC and NYC...

Do you have any idea how many Silo sites are peppered all over the Rocky Mountain Front?

It's insane.
Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM (XiCgj)

If you notice the list, they are there...pretty much, you'd be looking at the mountain/north plain states and a little of the SE and SW getting obliterated...b/c even if they didn't get them all, Russia would want to limit the chances and the numbers from our arsenal so all focus would go there (just like if we ever started it, it would be the reverse). But that's ALL hypothetical b/c (hopefully) this is nowhere near close to any type of reality yet...and never will be.

Posted by: Nova local at March 03, 2022 01:20 PM (exHjb)

559 443-

No f'n way! Why would anyone in the media and/or government lie to us about such important matters?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 03, 2022 01:21 PM (YV6PJ)

560 Chicago's sister city is Moscow. Due to the incursion into Ukraine and the violence, Lightfoot cancelled Moscow as their sister city. I am sure that Moscow residents could give a shit, and Moscow could have easily cancelled Chicago for being too violent.

What a world we live in now.

Posted by: Cheri at March 03, 2022 01:22 PM (oiNtH)

561 Ozarks of Arkansas - north of Little Rock. Not going to be much left for the Hillbillies if the decision is to take out the missile silos hidden there

Posted by: Boswell
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Those were Titan II silos and are long gone.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2022 01:22 PM (Iq9dF)

562 The media is not being honest about a lot of stuff including the reason Putin invaded. They've been saying he's nuts, he's not, he's dying, he's not, and all kinds of other shit other than the real reason which Putin has been saying for years.

I'm not believing anything other than what can be independently confirmed and there is precious little of that.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM (ZLI7S

With all due respect, your real reason is just as much speculation as fact. Some could also speculate that Putin sees reconstituting the borders of the former Soviet Union as his ultimate goal and destiny, and figures out excuses/provocations to accomplish this.

Posted by: Tofer732 at March 03, 2022 01:23 PM (GcxM3)

563
I'm not believing anything other than what can be independently confirmed and there is precious little of that.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

Agree. Never trust wartime news, from either side.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2022 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)

564 > When you "transition", you have to have something to transition to.

Make things painful enough.
A miracle happens.
Then we're green.

It's literally their plan.
I think secretly they believe the conspiracy theory that the oil companies are withholding secret technology. Make things hard enough for everyone and they'll open the vault.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 01:24 PM (8/9Tc)

565 Some businesses still survive from that time, Brocato's Bakery (moved out of the Quarter some years ago) and the Central Grocery on Decatur.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Gambino's Bakery.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2022

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I'd forgotten that one. My regular mechanic of many years is distantly related to that family.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 03, 2022 01:24 PM (txdEq)

566 So if a clamfart is a queef, what is a fartclam, a vajayjay?

Axin' for a freind.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at March 03, 2022 01:24 PM (U2+zT)

567 If it's nuclear, the shots at the US will be at our nuclear arsenal 1st...not DC and NYC...

Do you have any idea how many Silo sites are peppered all over the Rocky Mountain Front?

It's insane.
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A target list was leaked in the late 70's. Probably propaganda. But there's like a couple hundred nukes and they are aimed at what you think they'd be aimed. at. Production centers, military bases, govt centers, transportation nexus and a lot of circles in the west where you'd think there'd be a lot of missle silos. Because there are.

Posted by: Coinkydink? at March 03, 2022 01:25 PM (wKqIi)

568 I know men in construction who are always bragging about the girth of their clitorides. Meaty clitorides.

*spit*

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 03, 2022 01:25 PM (PEbbU)

569 But that's ALL hypothetical b/c (hopefully) this is nowhere near close to any type of reality yet...and never will be.
Posted by: Nova local at March 03, 2022 01:20 PM (exHjb)

Another wartime piece of advice: Never say never.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 03, 2022 01:27 PM (Fs5vw)

570 I'm not believing anything other than what can be independently confirmed and there is precious little of that.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 01:15 PM (ZLI7S

With all due respect, your real reason is just as much speculation as fact. Some could also speculate that Putin sees reconstituting the borders of the former Soviet Union as his ultimate goal and destiny, and figures out excuses/provocations to accomplish this.
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Come on guyz!! he's invading to destroy biolabs to save the world from Covid !!!

Posted by: Not a Russian Spy, just a dedicated believer in sharing at March 03, 2022 01:27 PM (2wvh5)

571 Come on guyz!! he's invading to destroy biolabs to save the world from Covid !!!
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And from queers and trannies!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 01:31 PM (UHVv4)

572 The propagandists needed to assert that Russia was weak and morally degenerate on every level without any room for debate on specifics.

When Russia begins to achieve it's goals the American public will have been conditioned to accept the insertion of American forces because Ukraine needs just a small amount of hep to "win" and again the Russians are the worst people in existence.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 03, 2022 01:31 PM (SuAAx)

573 To paraphrase Rommel about the American Army, "I never saw an army so green in it's first combat, but learn so quickly and adapt afterward"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 01:12 PM (vcOmj)

My Dad was there. Kasserine Pass.

Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2022 01:32 PM (AmoqO)

574 Just saw the Mayor's comments. I imagine the Old Man (Mayor Dick Daley) used similarly colorful language. He is quoted as saying "There's always been mistletoe hanging from my coattails." IIRC.

But today, you're dealing with a privileged group. So, f*** her and sue.

Posted by: JM in Florida - Biden the Moscovian Candidate at March 03, 2022 02:14 PM (L7jyl)

575 441- Columbus Day happened because of a mass lynching - the largest in US history - of Italians. I think 11 of them were murdered when a vigilante group broke into the jail. A bunch of Italians (including a 14 year old boy) were detained without much proof in the killing of a cop. A lot of Italians were beat up on the street and businesses burned
The Italian government recalled its ambassador and accused the US government of murder, made a big international ruckus over it. Columbus Day was the US's way of making nice.

Posted by: vivi at March 03, 2022 02:19 PM (33kEg)

576 Is she factually correct?

Posted by: Bud Norton at March 03, 2022 03:47 PM (6cOMd)

577 70
I want a constitutional Amendment that puts 'none of the above' as an option on every ballot. If None gets more votes? You start over with a new election, and NONE of the other candidates can run again.
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Agreed.
I have been making those exact points for years.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 03, 2022 04:34 PM (qfLjt)

578 Who has the bigger dick, Lori Lightfoot or Lia Thomas?

Posted by: Johann Amadeus Metesky at March 03, 2022 05:39 PM (VHk4v)

579 So ugly she had to Trick or Treat by phone

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 03, 2022 06:27 PM (wGqjj)

580 No doubt she does have a big dick, so does Mooochelle. Obama envies her.

Posted by: Harry at March 04, 2022 01:12 AM (EcD5Y)

581 keeps it in her nightstand

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