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Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/28/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“i am a racist. i do sometimes make assumptions based on a persons race/ethnicity/culture. glad that is out of the way.” Brett Netzer, a Boston Red Sox minor leaguer

Now an unemployed minor legauer

Quote II


“They broke him, they mentally broke him. He had run out of hope. I know he couldn’t take it any more.” Geri Perna

Home of the free enslaved. Land of the brave tyrants. May God have mercy on his soul.

Quote III

"We live in a wondrous time, in which the strong is weak because of his scruples and the weak grows strong because of his audacity."~Otto von Bismarck

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Sounds like "Karen" has a job as an apartment manager.

SACRAMENTO (CBS13) – He received a lease violation for displaying a religious sculpture.

A 72-year-old Sacramento man says he was forced to remove a statue of Jesus from outside his own front door at the Glen Ellen Mutual Housing Community apartment complex because the apartment manager called it a lease violation, displaying personal items in common areas.


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In the event of a nuclear event. Don't forget to practice "Social Distancing".

Types, deletes. Keeps his Cob position.


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This will certainly cause Putin to rethink his Ukrainian invasion. Disney Pausing Theatrical Releases In Russia Following Invasion Of Ukraine; ‘The Batman’ Still Opening Despite Economic Sanctions

Hollywood hasn’t been the most bullish about taking an action that would dent its bottom line, but Disney today has taken the bold move of pulling its theatrical releases from Russia temporarily in response to the country’s invasion of Ukraine.

We hear that other studios were scrambling to formulate their own strategies today. Disney here, has et the tone, issuing an economic ban against a market which minted over $445M at the box office last year, as much as $1.3 billion in 2013 (per Box Office Mojo).

“Given the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine and the tragic humanitarian crisis, we are pausing the release of theatrical films in Russia, including the upcoming Turning Red from Pixar.,” said Disney in a statement this afternoon, “We will make future business decisions based on the evolving situation. In the meantime, given the scale of the emerging refugee crisis, we are working with our NGO partners to provide urgent aid and other humanitarian assistance to refugees.”


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The Big Apple, NYC, has an image problem.

A man smeared poop on a woman and different suspect was arrested after hammering another woman, in the latest of continued crimes in New York City’s subway system.

Surveillance footage released on Sunday shows the moment that a man wiped human feces on a 43-year-old victim while she was sitting on a bench inside the Wakefield-241st Street station in the Bronx.

The clip of from the incident around 5.15pm last Monday shows a man walking towards her with black plastic bag and then smashing the poop on her face without saying anything.


But oh no law abiding citizens cannot carry any type of weapon to protect themselves. Had "Poop Man" been shot in the act that story would have been Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


Another big city with an image problem. Grunge is supposed to be a music genre not what your city looks like.

Videos from KOMO News reporter Jonathan Choe reveal the squalid conditions parts of downtown Seattle have turned into as homeless people openly use drugs and trash covers the street.


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Over the weekend a friend was over for dinner. We started talking GOP 2024 candidates. I stated every time I hear about this guy, I like him more and more.

Florida has refused a request from President Biden to send its National Guard to help police Tuesday night’s State of the Union address.

Gov. Ron DeSantis said Monday that several governors had received requests to beef up security for the speech before saying “no.”

“Last week, the Biden Administration requested the assistance of State National Guards to deploy to Washington D.C. I have rejected this request — there will be no @FLGuard sent to D.C. for Biden’s State of the Union,” Mr. DeSantis said on Twitter.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Sammich Emporium



Born on this day: February 28,1943 - Donnie Iris
American rock musician Donnie Iris, guitarist. He wrote the No.2 Billboard hit, 'The Rapper', with the Jaggerz in 1970 and was a member of Wild Cherry who had the 1976 US No.1 & UK No.7 single 'Play That Funky Music'. He also achieved fame as a solo artist in the early 1980s with the hit 'Ah! Leah!' via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: February 28, 1985 - David Byron
David Byron, singer with Uriah Heep died from an epileptic fit and liver disease aged 38. Byron was the original singer of the English band between 1969 and 1976 and gained a reputation with his operatic vocals and harmonies as one of the best rock vocalists and frontmen in the world. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On the bright side there wasn't much of a police chase. Genius Award Winner.

WHATCOM COUNTY, Wash. — The driver of an SUV was arrested for suspicion of DUI after hitting a police vehicle in Whatcom County Sunday night.

According to Washington State Patrol Trooper Jacob Kennett, a Sumas Police Department officer pulled a commercial vehicle over on the 9300 block of State Route 9 around 9:30 p.m. During the traffic stop, the officer’s vehicle was struck from behind by an SUV.


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The conception and birth of a child is a miracle. 2 births? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Many people believe that women can't get conceive while already pregnant, and for the most part that's true, but it turns out that it is not always the case. In fact, one California mom, pregnant with a little girl, recently wound up getting pregnant with another baby.

Her name is Odalis and she told The Daily Mail that a few months after tragically suffering a miscarriage, she and her husband Antonio found out that she was pregnant again. Then, when she went to the doctor for her first scan, she got even more exciting news - that she was going to have two babies... but they weren't twins.

Odalis detailed the story, explaining how she had to go in for the scan without Antonio, due to COVID restrictions. Because of her earlier miscarriage, she was incredibly nervous they would find something wrong. The 25-year-old said:


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1

Másadik!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:01 PM (rm8S6)

2 first?

Posted by: Theodore at February 28, 2022 10:01 PM (GJnvT)

3 MHONT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

4 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 10:01 PM (SchxB)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (arJlL)

6 So close.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (axyOa)

7 close!

Posted by: Theodore at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (GJnvT)

8 Not first

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (LKTKP)

9 Curses, goes off to sulk !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

10 good evening

Posted by: wing at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (PlW9M)

11 Másadik!
Posted by: Zettai

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (arJlL)

12 https://tinyurl.com/ycyxaps4
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (2JoB8)

13 Beautiful photo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 10:03 PM (lCui1)

14 Hiyo!!

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:03 PM (r1z5A)

15 Well that's done. Off to read the content.

Posted by: InCali at February 28, 2022 10:03 PM (eFvmN)

16 Nice choice of backing music for the top pic.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 10:04 PM (SchxB)

17 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 10:05 PM (Msys3)

18 17 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 10:05 PM (Msys3)


Facts not in evidence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 10:06 PM (hOUT3)

19 Yo horde!

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at February 28, 2022 10:06 PM (eFR3E)

20 Whenever I need a laugh I cast my mind back to "Rodgered Up the Fartclam" and I'm all set.

Posted by: ballistic at February 28, 2022 10:07 PM (oXNqT)

21 Florida National Guard to the SOTU address?


It's a trap!

Posted by: Akbar at February 28, 2022 10:07 PM (5m+OQ)

22 So a theory is forming on some conservative blogs. Got this from Sundance at TreeHouse.

The whole leak to China thing was intentional. A way to have China deliver to Putin intelligence that America was pushing for Ukraine to enter Nato, which was a big red line for Moscow.

Basically, the globalists used China to goad Putin into invading Ukraine as a way to deflect from Biden's abysmal record at home. That way the press can blame everything on the war, as if none of the problems existed before Putin invaded.

Problem with this, as I see it, is that America hates Biden and they aren't idiots. No one who's paying a smidge of attention thinks gas and inflation started last week.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:08 PM (LKTKP)

23 I's say NYC has more than an image problem.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 28, 2022 10:08 PM (KFhLj)

24 DU had a thread dedicated to this little Twitter exchange:

@TioSamSays
In all seriousness, how tf did Biden get Switzerland, the Nordic Countries, Monaco, and FIFA to forgo their neutrality and passivity and give Putin the finger?

@blankslate2017
Perhaps @POTUS is pretty good at this and the 81 million folks who voted for him should show up for the party in the midterms to help him continue to deliver for the country. You don't need a poll if those folks show up.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 28, 2022 10:09 PM (L8JfA)

25 Good evening morons and gracias mh

He means Mossadegh former Prime Minister of Iran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2022 10:09 PM (EZebt)

26 King Harv looks pissed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:09 PM (VxC1e)

27 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2022 10:09 PM (qAR6u)

28 Wasn't a Chinese gulag visible in the background of a recent Disney production?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 28, 2022 10:10 PM (KFhLj)

29 Beautiful top picture as always. You bring the most gorgeous peaceful pictures MisHum. Thank you. It reminds me of our good Lords love and grace.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 28, 2022 10:10 PM (nxdel)

30 Test

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2022 10:10 PM (Tx2c6)

31 That's pretty far-fetched, AlaBAMA.

Far easier for me to believe that Brandon and the gang of incompetent ladder-climbers that inhabit the WH were just so super duper sure that we could be buddy-buddy nice-nice with Xi that they flapped their man-pleasers to him eagerly.

Then, like with everything else, they're not just wrong, they're the opposite of correct.

Posted by: ballistic at February 28, 2022 10:10 PM (oXNqT)

32 Donnie Iris!!! The pride of Ellwood City, PA! So, Donnie Iris and Chuck Tanner are the 2 'celebrities from my county. That's fine. Not a bad duo.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2022 10:10 PM (sAmhv)

33 Grunge is supposed to be a music genre not what your city looks like.

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Civilization is a choice. So is barbarism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 28, 2022 10:10 PM (FVME7)

34 I thought the top pic looked familiar. It is Athabaska Falls in Alberta. Thank you, MisHum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:11 PM (P3gRi)

35 Liz Cheney wants to keyboard lead America into WWIII.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:11 PM (VxC1e)

36 Democratic Underground is way past due for some bunker busters. Just sayin...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 28, 2022 10:11 PM (sbdu4)

37 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at February 28, 2022 10:11 PM (VxC1e)

38 Oh come on now Sandy.

Posted by: Danny Zucco at February 28, 2022 10:12 PM (VxC1e)

39 Donnie is a cool freaking dude.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2022 10:12 PM (Tx2c6)

40 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at February 28, 2022 10:11 PM



Sod off, Sandy!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:12 PM (rm8S6)

41 35 Liz Cheney wants to keyboard lead America into WWIII.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:11 PM (VxC1e)

I would like to invite her Ruffed Grouse hunting.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

42 Tonight is a virtual fantasia of beef jerky. I can feel it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:13 PM (VxC1e)

43 >>> 42 Tonight is a virtual fantasia of beef jerky. I can feel it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:13 PM (VxC1e)

Are you driving to a Buc-ee's?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:13 PM (llON8)

44 You don't need a poll if those folks show up.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 28, 2022 10:09 PM (L8JfA)


You really DON'T need those folks to show up!

Posted by: Dominion Voting and Ballot Rigging Inc. at February 28, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

45 I had no idea Donnie Iris was in Wild Cherry. He's like the poor man's Todd Rundgren.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 28, 2022 10:14 PM (3/XaG)

46 ONT Greetings, from an 'otel while on a small TX road trip. Just some East Central TX backroads and city-scouting. It's a BEAUTIFUL State, especially when far away from the Interstate highways!

*pours bourbon* Cheers, Horde!

And prayers up for Jesse & SiD.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2022 10:14 PM (4FJVZ)

47 I would like to invite her Ruffed Grouse hunting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

Those bastards are quick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2022 10:15 PM (Tx2c6)

48 I'm relieved that both pregnancies came from the same father. It doesn't always work out that way.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at February 28, 2022 10:16 PM (evAgx)

49 Thanks for another outstanding ONT, Mis Hum!

The photo up top is beyond lovely. The Mystery Click is one of my favorite tunes! Thanks for featuring it.

I am baffled by that last photo. Just what in the holy hell is that thing? Part lawn chair, part motorized vehicle...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:17 PM (973h7)

50 Good evening y'all

Just to keep everyone in the loop.....

Jesse has been moved to comfort care. sid is with him and his son is here

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 10:17 PM (/UQ/R)

51 First there is a mountain
Then there is no mountain
Then there is

Posted by: Nostradonovan at February 28, 2022 10:17 PM (M/9m0)

52 *pours bourbon* Cheers, Horde!

And prayers up for Jesse & SiD.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2022 10:14 PM (4FJVZ)
===
на здоровье!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2022 10:17 PM (EZebt)

53 I would like to invite her Ruffed Grouse hunting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

Ruffed Grouse...is that a new name for snizz?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 10:17 PM (BgMrQ)

54 45 I had no idea Donnie Iris was in Wild Cherry. He's like the poor man's Todd Rundgren.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 28, 2022 10:14 PM (3/XaG)

Ill take the Iris, TR is a piece of shit

Posted by: a dude in MI at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (+I6Y/)

55 FIFA and UEFA ban Russia
No World Cup for Russia

Posted by: SMOD at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (X5CsJ)

56 46 ONT Greetings, from an 'otel while on a small TX road trip. Just some East Central TX backroads and city-scouting. It's a BEAUTIFUL State, especially when far away from the Interstate highways!

*pours bourbon* Cheers, Horde!

And prayers up for Jesse & SiD.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2022 10:14 PM (4FJVZ)

Just a month until April! I love when the fields become covered with the bluebonnets and gallardia and Indian blanket and the mallows, can't wait to see them all again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (evAgx)

57 Seems that there is nothing that the deep staters will put off the table to avoid losing power. They are talking now about regime change in Russia. They are so predictable to those paying attention. What a nasty place we find ourselves in. If Putin wins the nwo loses. If Putin loses the nwo wins. It seems abundantly clear that to implement their goals they need Putin out of the way and Russia in their pocket. The lives of innocent Ukranians, Russians, and Americans are just collateral damage.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (q3ibS)

58 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (arJlL)

59 53 I would like to invite her Ruffed Grouse hunting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

Ruffed Grouse...is that a new name for snizz?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 10:17 PM (BgMrQ

They are a game bird with rockets for wings. You hunt them with shotguns.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

60 Rundgren sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2022 10:19 PM (Tx2c6)

61 FIFA and UEFA ban Russia
No World Cup for Russia
Posted by: SMOD at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (X5CsJ)

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And I thought being banned from Eurovision would bring Russia to its knees.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:19 PM (VxC1e)

62 Thanks for the ONT.

May God take in the J6 guy who committed suicide. I prefer to think he was murdered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 10:19 PM (QCwhW)

63 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete

I don't have a torquewrench.

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:19 PM (arJlL)

64 (humming 'Ah Leah') Yinz behave now.

G'night...

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 28, 2022 10:20 PM (sAmhv)

65 Skynard last night. Some Allman tonight?

MisHum is spoiling us!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:20 PM (LKTKP)

66 Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:17 PM (973h7)

You have wonderful tastes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

67 I would like to invite her Ruffed Grouse hunting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)



Ice fishing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)

68 They are a game bird with rockets for wings. You hunt them with shotguns.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

Yes, thank you...I do know that.

I was reaching for a "funny", had there been a comma before hunting, my query would have worked better.

I denounce myself...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 10:20 PM (BgMrQ)

69 Just a month until April! I love when the fields become covered with the bluebonnets and gallardia and Indian blanket and the mallows, can't wait to see them all again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM



In my AO, April means the end of scurvy and scrofula for the year...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:20 PM (rm8S6)

70 On occasion, every man wants to ruff a lady's grouse. But gentleman don't talk about it in public.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 28, 2022 10:21 PM (KFhLj)

71 Good evening y'all

Just to keep everyone in the loop.....

Jesse has been moved to comfort care. sid is with him and his son is here
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Thank you.

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:21 PM (arJlL)

72 How is

ill go along with racist and homophobic, but anti-semitic? thats too far. bloom is a hypocrite and an embarrassment to any torah-following jew

Anti-semitic?

Does that mean that anyone that attacked Trump's Christianity or Netanyahu's Judaism or also bigots?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2022 10:21 PM (ESjRY)

73 And I thought being banned from Eurovision would bring Russia to its knees.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:19 PM (VxC1e)

Just frees up all the Russian soccer players to work in landmine detection and clearance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (P3gRi)

74 Liz Cheney wants to keyboard lead America into WWIII.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:11 PM (VxC1e)
* * * *
Let her five kids lead the charge and we'll see how she feels about war then.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (973h7)

75 Problem with this, as I see it, is that America hates Biden and they aren't idiots. No one who's paying a smidge of attention thinks gas and inflation started last week.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:08 PM (LKTKP)

Lotsa problems with the CTH analysis. The idea that Zelenskyy is the new Avenetti, doesn't ring true. Even if you accept he's play acting, and I do not, what would stop Ukrainians from finding out and killing him
I agree that there is the appearance of holes in the timeline, but the idea "let's blow up Ukraine to get Biden off the hook" seems psychotic.

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (ONvIw)

76 Regime change in Russia. What if the change is to someone worse?


Can't happen? Isn't that what is always claimed just before it happens?

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (5m+OQ)

77 65 Skynard last night. Some Allman tonight?

MisHum is spoiling us!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:20 PM (LKTKP)

Oh boy, the pressure is on now to keep up the winning streak.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

78 Strap them kids in
Give 'em a little bit of vodka in a Cherry Coke
Were going to Oklahoma
To the family reunion
For the first time in years

Posted by: ballistic at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (oXNqT)

79 Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (q3ibS)

Wait until ¡Jeb! proposes Nation Building in Mother Russia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

80 In all seriousness, how tf did Biden get Switzerland, the Nordic Countries, Monaco, and FIFA to forgo their neutrality and passivity and give Putin the finger?

Some real heavyweights there. I'm impressed.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:23 PM (iSbhf)

81 >>> 74 Liz Cheney wants to keyboard lead America into WWIII.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:11 PM (VxC1e)
* * * *
Let her five kids lead the charge and we'll see how she feels about war then.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (973h7)

Didn't Zelensky or some other spokesman say they would allow anyone to enter Ukraine without a passport or visa if they would volunteer to fight?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:23 PM (llON8)

82 Is Vegas giving odds on Resident Puddingbrain having a cerebral aneurysm before completing his SOTU? I may want some of that action.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:23 PM (VxC1e)

83 But Matthew Graves, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia handling every January 6 prosecution

What are the punishments allowed for malicious prosecution again?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2022 10:24 PM (ESjRY)

84 You can definitely trust America to do regime change. Just look at Libya.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 28, 2022 10:24 PM (KFhLj)

85 The whole leak to China thing was intentional. A way to have China deliver to Putin intelligence that America was pushing for Ukraine to enter Nato, which was a big red line for Moscow."

This would mean Biden and Co. were capable of planning and executing a kind of international triple bank shot. Nope, I ain't buyin' that one.

Sometimes stupid things happen for stupid reasons. Real Big Stupid Things, as well as little ones.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:24 PM (evAgx)

86 Let her five kids lead the charge and we'll see how she feels about war then.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (973h7)


What, you mean we aren't really ALL in this together?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

87 Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (q3ibS)

Hoft had some piece up about Ukrainians fighting for the NWO. This doesn't fit either

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:24 PM (ONvIw)

88 I like pie, but I also think cake is delicious, but not birthday cake, I don't particularly care for it.

Cookies are good, as well. And some candies are good, not all. The straight sugar candies are not really very good.

Ice cream is great, gelato, popsicles, frozen custard also. Frozen pudding was great, when they had pudding pops. Frozen yogurt, eh, I could take it or leave it. Custard is okay, depends. Regular pudding is pretty nice. Jello.....in a pinch, it'll do.

Doughnuts and pastries are excellent. Baklava is excellent. I'm not sure about cannolis. Tiramisu is awesome though.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 10:24 PM (y3nJ6)

89 Should play Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot for the J6 guy that offed himself.

Same story.

Posted by: ballistic at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (oXNqT)

90 What, you mean we aren't really ALL in this together?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

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Deplorables are still useful as cannon fodder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (VxC1e)

91 Sometimes stupid things happen for stupid reasons. Real Big Stupid Things, as well as little ones.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:24 PM (evAgx)

People are attributing that maneuver to CIA Director Burns

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (ONvIw)

92 May God take in the J6 guy who committed suicide. I prefer to think he was murdered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 10:19 PM (QCwhW)
* * * *
Amen.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (973h7)

93 Let her five kids lead the charge and we'll see how she feels about war then.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (973h7)


She got boinked that often?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

94 In all seriousness, how tf did Biden get Switzerland, the Nordic Countries, Monaco, and FIFA to forgo their neutrality and passivity and give Putin the finger?

Some real heavyweights there. I'm impressed.
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:23 PM (iSbhf)

Pretty sure all of those are pretty closely linked to the World Economic Forum, George Soros, and the Great Reset.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (P3gRi)

95 Lotsa problems with the CTH analysis. The idea that Zelenskyy is the new Avenetti, doesn't ring true. Even if you accept he's play acting, and I do not, what would stop Ukrainians from finding out and killing him
I agree that there is the appearance of holes in the timeline, but the idea "let's blow up Ukraine to get Biden off the hook" seems psychotic.
Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (ONvIw


I agree. It seems implausible but the actions of some players sure seem to fit together. The Snuffalopolis pushing the whole narrative that things are bad now because of Russia-Ukraine. Maybe that's just fortuitous for Dems. Who knows. But something doesn't smell right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (LKTKP)

96 What a great picture, MisHum, and thanks for all your hard work on the various posts.God bless you brother!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (Wafzl)

97 Tiramisu is a baking accident masquerading as a dessert.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (VxC1e)

98 {{{WDS}}}

Thanks for keeping us in the loop, and for taking such wonderful care of our Morons. Give them hugs from all of us!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (973h7)

99 Biden leaked to China because Biden has a big fat mouth he can't control.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (5m+OQ)

100 >>> 93 Let her five kids lead the charge and we'll see how she feels about war then.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (973h7)


She got boinked that often?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

I thought artificial insemination could result in multi-child pregnancies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (llON8)

101 Biden leaked to China because Biden has a big fat mouth he can't control.
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (5m+OQ)

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Vindman?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (VxC1e)

102 If you need to call up the National Guard to the Capitol to protect you during your State of the Union address, do you really need to give the speech? I mean, we can kind of figure out that it's not good.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (AytXr)

103 I remember finding an old game called close combat that simulated the bocage combat in France after Normandy.

And anti-tank units were DEADLY to tanks...if you could keep enemy infantry units away from them.

It made for almost a rock paper scissors effect. Tanks beat infantry, infantry beats anti-tank units, anti-tank units beat tanks.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (ESjRY)

104 What are the punishments allowed for malicious prosecution again?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2022 10:24 PM (ESjRY)


Highly dependent on party affiliation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

105 Let the nukes fly. Bring on the global annihiliation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (II3Gr)

106 People are attributing that maneuver to CIA Director Burns
Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (ONvIw)

I wonder how he mind-controlled Putin into attacking with only a fraction of the force he would actually need to win.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (evAgx)

107 Deplorables are still useful as cannon fodder.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Yondah lies da castle of my fodder

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (arJlL)

108 Is Vegas giving odds on Resident Puddingbrain having a cerebral aneurysm before completing his SOTU? I may want some of that action.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:23 PM



Not Vegas, but...


https://is.gd/ladbrokes_biden_specials

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (rm8S6)

109 Headin' in. Prayers to Jesse and SiD.

Lord bless the Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (x8Wzq)

110 96 What a great picture, MisHum, and thanks for all your hard work on the various posts.God bless you brother!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (Wafzl)

Thank you and Thank you. I could use it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

111 *annihilation, dammit

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (II3Gr)

112 Yep. Allmans.
MH. you certainly find fine tunes...
Thank you sir.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (9uqbB)

113 More votes then any president in history...but he constantly needs not police or secret service protection...but the damned armed forces.

That makes sense right?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (ESjRY)

114 Let the nukes fly. Bring on the global annihiliation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (II3Gr)

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Don't forget to duck and cover, people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (VxC1e)

115 Let the nukes fly. Bring on the global annihiliation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Tough day, huh ?

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (arJlL)

116 20 Whenever I need a laugh I cast my mind back to "Rodgered Up the Fartclam" and I'm all set.
----
Does that involve farticles or farticulate matter, well known to pseudo-president Bidet?

Posted by: `a at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (qfLjt)

117 102 If you need to call up the National Guard to the Capitol to protect you during your State of the Union address, do you really need to give the speech?

security theater to remind of the depths of the perfidy of orange man bad

Posted by: Kulak AnacHONK!da, behind the Newsom curtain at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (edU/H)

118 I thought artificial insemination could result in multi-child pregnancies.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (llON

Not always the case, thankfully.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (Tx2c6)

119 Oh boy, the pressure is on now to keep up the winning streak.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)


I think you did either Blackfoot or the Outlaws some time back too. Can't remember.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (LKTKP)

120 Didn't Zelensky or some other spokesman say they would allow anyone to enter Ukraine without a passport or visa if they would volunteer to fight?

Still gotta wear a mask to fly there. not a chance

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (iSbhf)

121 Man, you won't believe what I heard on the radio this morning...but then again, it's now par for the course.
The city of San Diego is purchasing two electric cranes for the dock that they are going to replace diesel cranes with. Cost: $14 million (I believe a piece). And how is San Diego going to pay for this? with COVID RELIEF FUNDS, that's how.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (ynpvh)

122 Let the nukes fly. Bring on the global annihiliation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 10:27 PM (II3Gr)

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Don't forget to duck and cover, people.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Ya wanna buy a duck ?

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (arJlL)

123 I agree. It seems implausible but the actions of some players sure seem to fit together. The Snuffalopolis pushing the whole narrative that things are bad now because of Russia-Ukraine. Maybe that's just fortuitous for Dems. Who knows. But something doesn't smell right.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (LKTKP)

Seems like too big a "wag the dog". Russia is too big an adversary. If he wanted to do that choose freedom fighting in Burundi or something, or a scrap in Latin America. This is something different, the biggest fuck up of all time, or someone refused to do what he agreed to and it came off the rails.

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (ONvIw)

124 Strap them kids in
Give 'em a little bit of vodka in a Cherry Coke
Were going to Oklahoma
To the family reunion
For the first time in years


Say hi to Uncle Slayton. I understand he's gettin' on in years.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (SchxB)

125 No place for dog on lawnchairmobile.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (0OP+5)

126 Deplorables are still useful as cannon fodder.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (VxC1


Your reward for successfully completing trai ng is to be in the front ranks, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (hOUT3)

127 Tonight's Anecdotal Canadian Financial System Collapse Post

Our local Royal Bank of Canada branch still had signs that they were closed because of Covid. They have been closed since last Wednesday. Closed 4 days...

The ATM was still empty today. It was also empty last night. Very small town.

Posted by: Stateless at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (G1tzT)

128 Let the nukes fly. Bring on the global annihiliation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.




Sounds like you could use a pudding pop and turn the frown upside down Mister!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 10:30 PM (y3nJ6)

129 If you need to call up the National Guard to the Capitol to protect you during your State of the Union address, do you really need to give the speech?

security theater to remind of the depths of the perfidy of orange man bad
Posted by: Kulak AnacHONK!da, behind the Newsom curtain at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (edU/H)


more like remind the serfs what might happen if they even THINK about supporting another orange man

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:30 PM (sJHOI)

130 80 In all seriousness, how tf did Biden get Switzerland, the Nordic Countries, Monaco, and FIFA to forgo their neutrality and passivity and give Putin the finger?

Some real heavyweights there. I'm impressed.
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:23 PM (iSbhf)

Nordic Countries at least have the fig leaf of, they would be third in line, after Ukraine and the Baltics. Also, less prepared than Poland or Hungary, presumably. Just spitballing here, who knows what anyone is thinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 10:30 PM (QCwhW)

131 Let the nukes fly. Bring on the global annihiliation.

A few years ago a bunch of the old anti-nuclear war activist leaders admitted they made up most of the while nuclear winter idea.

A full scale war between the US/USSR would have killed a LOT of people but it wouldn't kill all life on earth.

And thanks to President Paste Eater we might just get to see how that looks.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)

132 Oh, and California, as if beginning of March, will ALLOW unvaxed to go to places without wearing a mask...but are waiting until mid-March for kids to stop wearing their masks. SF's response? Hell no, we are keeping the kids masked. Assholes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:31 PM (ynpvh)

133 More votes then any president in history...but he constantly needs not police or secret service protection...but the damned armed forces.

That makes sense right?


I'm an excellent President.

Posted by: Joey Rain Man at February 28, 2022 10:31 PM (9Fwwf)

134 Farticles led Athens in its war against the Persians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:31 PM (VxC1e)

135 116 Does that involve farticles or farticulate matter, well known to pseudo-president Bidet?

well, farts, as we all know, are merely expressions of the flatonic aether. i suspect that, like most things in advanced physics, the flatonic aether involves a wave/particle duality; farticles possibly guided by pilot fart waves.

the question is whether entanglement of brown quarks can be used for secure communications. i'll be needing a grant to do further study.

Posted by: Kulak AnacHONK!da, behind the Newsom curtain at February 28, 2022 10:31 PM (edU/H)

136 129 If you need to call up the National Guard to the Capitol to protect you during your State of the Union address, do you really need to give the speech?

security theater to remind of the depths of the perfidy of orange man bad
Posted by: Kulak AnacHONK!da, behind the Newsom curtain at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (edU/H)

more like remind the serfs what might happen if they even THINK about supporting another orange man

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:30 PM (sJHOI)

You mean Nancy Palsi won't turn the Nat'l guard away this time?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

137 118 I thought artificial insemination could result in multi-child pregnancies.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (llON

I think that female fertility treatments (clomid, etc) or in vitro can give you multiples, not just adding sperm. To get multiples you need multiple eggs.

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:32 PM (ONvIw)

138 Texas And Liberty.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (0OP+5)

139 130 80 In all seriousness, how tf did Biden get Switzerland, the Nordic Countries, Monaco, and FIFA to forgo their neutrality and passivity and give Putin the finger?

Some real heavyweights there. I'm impressed.
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:23 PM (iSbhf)

Nordic Countries at least have the fig leaf of, they would be third in line, after Ukraine and the Baltics. Also, less prepared than Poland or Hungary, presumably. Just spitballing here, who knows what anyone is thinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 10:30 PM (QCwhW)

I wonder if the Finns are still magnificent bastards at winter war.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (ynpvh)

140 So are we bringing back the age old idea that a fart is the body's attempt to balance it's humors?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (QCwhW)

141 >>>This is something different, the biggest fuck up of all time, ...
Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (ONvIw)
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I'll take 'Big Fuck Up's' for 500.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (QPcUQ)

142 80 In all seriousness, how tf did Biden get Switzerland, the Nordic Countries, Monaco, and FIFA to forgo their neutrality and passivity and give Putin the finger?


Not the countries, the corrupt 'leaders' who've been profiting in Ukraine, who's gravy trains have been derailed by Putin.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (5m+OQ)

143 133 More votes then any president in history...but he constantly needs not police or secret service protection...but the damned armed forces.

That makes sense right?

I'm an excellent President.

Posted by: Joey Rain Man at February 28, 2022 10:31 PM (9Fwwf)

More votes, fewer voters. Another record.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (ynpvh)

144 I think that female fertility treatments (clomid, etc) or in vitro can give you multiples, not just adding sperm. To get multiples you need multiple eggs.
Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:32 PM (ONvIw)

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So much for my firehose theory of multiple births.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (VxC1e)

145 I wonder if the Finns are still magnificent bastards at winter war.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (ynpvh)

If you watch the Finnish Brutality vids on Forgotten Weapons/InRange than a fair few of them still like to shoot things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (QCwhW)

146 A few thoughts about the Ukraine situation came to me during the day:

* So this must be what it's like to run the Cuban Missile Crisis from the other guy's perspective.
* First time in my life that there's been serious discussion about a nuclear war. So great that The Adults Are Back In Charge, yeah?
* The "RT this meme if you stand with Ukraine!!1" crowd probably doesn't know who Victor Yanukovych is, which regions voted for/against him and why, or really any of the context that's relevant to understanding things.
* Yulia Tymoshenko was an incredibly hot world leader.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (UewuT)

147 Our local Royal Bank of Canada branch still had signs that they were closed because of Covid. They have been closed since last Wednesday. Closed 4 days...

The ATM was still empty today. It was also empty last night. Very small town.
Posted by: Stateless at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (G1tzT)

Well, I got into my online RBC account OK today, and shifted some digital dollars around.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (P3gRi)

148 Say hi to Uncle Slayton. I understand he's gettin' on in years.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (SchxB)

--

He is. He's not much on talking but he's too mean to die.

Posted by: ballistic at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (oXNqT)

149 That tweet a day or two ago showing what looked like a bombed out Ukraine and doing the 'Psyche!' its minncrapolis 2020 was the awesome

Posted by: a dude in MI at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (+I6Y/)

150 Can we do a deal just one nuke for Washington. Everyone from Cpac is still stuck at a Florida airport. Its a terrible sacrifice but we'll all be much better off eventually. Oh and one for Ottawa too, just hours after Wash

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (iSbhf)

151 135 116 Does that involve farticles or farticulate matter, well known to pseudo-president Bidet?

well, farts, as we all know, are merely expressions of the flatonic aether. i suspect that, like most things in advanced physics, the flatonic aether involves a wave/particle duality; farticles possibly guided by pilot fart waves.

the question is whether entanglement of brown quarks can be used for secure communications. i'll be needing a grant to do further study.

Posted by: Kulak AnacHONK!da, behind the Newsom curtain at February 28, 2022 10:31 PM (edU/H)

So, if you pull my finger, you may have a fart or not. It was in a quantum entanglement until the finger was pulled.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

152 I would like to invite her Ruffed Grouse hunting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I'd be careful. She's a chip off the old block.

Posted by: 7man at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (qwO6y)

153 I am looking forward to taking some time off from the board for Lent to prepare for Easter, although I may pop in briefly in the early morning tech thread to leave a link to a devotional. I hope some of the other folks here who are people of religious faith -and aren't taking Lent off -will take some time to leave some devotional material for others. I know that SMH and TonyPete and Marcus often include things about faith and I, for one , really appreciate that. It helps build up our most holy faith

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (gU0yi)

154 Sounds like you could use a pudding pop and turn the frown upside down Mister!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 10:30 PM (y3nJ6)

Hey Hey Hey...

did some one say pudding pops and roofies???

Posted by: Bill "America's Dad" Cosby at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)

155 So much for my firehose theory of multiple births.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (VxC1e)

:-D

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:35 PM (ONvIw)

156 What ever any of the world players plans were three weeks ago this Ukraine thing; Alters the Deal.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 10:35 PM (QPcUQ)

157 144 I think that female fertility treatments (clomid, etc) or in vitro can give you multiples, not just adding sperm. To get multiples you need multiple eggs.
Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:32 PM (ONvIw)

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So much for my firehose theory of multiple births.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (VxC1e)

Most of the time. Occasionally, like in nature, a twin is a result of a single ovum.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

158 152 I would like to invite her Ruffed Grouse hunting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I'd be careful. She's a chip off the old block.
Posted by: 7man at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (qwO6y)

Types, deletes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

159 Hey Hey Hey...

did some one say pudding pops and roofies???
Posted by: Bill "America's Dad" Cosby at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)

This is why I have problems taking Razorfist completely seriously. He insists that Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson were completely innocent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 10:36 PM (QCwhW)

160 146 A few thoughts about the Ukraine situation came to me during the day:

* So this must be what it's like to run the Cuban Missile Crisis from the other guy's perspective.
* First time in my life that there's been serious discussion about a nuclear war. So great that The Adults Are Back In Charge, yeah?
* The "RT this meme if you stand with Ukraine!!1" crowd probably doesn't know who Victor Yanukovych is, which regions voted for/against him and why, or really any of the context that's relevant to understanding things.
* Yulia Tymoshenko was an incredibly hot world leader.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (UewuT)

So is Joey gonna put nukes in Turkey so the Mussies can have them, or do we already have nukes there?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:36 PM (ynpvh)

161 Farticles of Impeachment should be brought up against Biden.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:36 PM (LKTKP)

162 Stay safe Fen !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:36 PM (arJlL)

163 But Matthew Graves, the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia handling every January 6 prosecution

He should be sent photos of the Jan. 6 protester who hung himself, as should all of the members of congress on the Jan. 6 committee.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

164 Yulia Tymoshenko was an incredibly hot world leader.

I recall her name from long ago...I think she is from the anti-Russian side...is she tied to Porshenko or closer to Zelensky?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

165 Farticles of Sinope was a famous promoter of the Cynic philosophy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:37 PM (VxC1e)

166 >>> 159 Hey Hey Hey...

did some one say pudding pops and roofies???
Posted by: Bill "America's Dad" Cosby at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)

This is why I have problems taking Razorfist completely seriously. He insists that Bill Cosby and Michael Jackson were completely innocent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 28, 2022 10:36 PM (QCwhW)

Well.... perhaps they were no less innocent than say, Harvey Weinstein, Bryan Singer or Roman Polanksi to name just a very few.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:37 PM (llON8)

167 157 144 I think that female fertility treatments (clomid, etc) or in vitro can give you multiples, not just adding sperm. To get multiples you need multiple eggs.
Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:32 PM (ONvIw)

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So much for my firehose theory of multiple births.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (VxC1e)

Most of the time. Occasionally, like in nature, a twin is a result of a single ovum.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

People that lived down the street from us...had 1 kid, then twins, then triplets. They had to move to a bigger house

Posted by: a dude in MI at February 28, 2022 10:37 PM (+I6Y/)

168 Most of the time. Occasionally, like in nature, a twin is a result of a single ovum.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

Yep, and with identical twins, there is one winning sperm

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:37 PM (ONvIw)

169 161 Farticles of Impeachment should be brought up against Biden.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:36 PM (LKTKP)

I know the perfect guy

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at February 28, 2022 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

170 Aetius451AD@ 140- No the fart is still primarily a weapon. Waiter! Another bowl of anasazi beans and more peppers. And a couple Dos Equis. Por favor.

Posted by: Eromero at February 28, 2022 10:38 PM (0OP+5)

171 Dependicles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2022 10:38 PM (Tx2c6)

172 did some one say pudding pops and roofies???
Posted by: Bill "America's Dad" Cosby at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)

At least you spelled "roofies" correctly. However, you were more known for providing alcohol and Quaaludes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 10:38 PM (II3Gr)

173 >>> 167
.....
People that lived down the street from us...had 1 kid, then twins, then triplets. They had to move to a bigger house
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 28, 2022 10:37 PM (+I6Y/)

Good thing it wasn't one kid, then twins, then quadruplets...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:38 PM (llON8)

174 169 161 Farticles of Impeachment should be brought up against Biden.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:36 PM (LKTKP)

I know the perfect guy

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at February 28, 2022 10:38 PM (ynpvh)


I smell a rat!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:39 PM (LKTKP)

175 168 Most of the time. Occasionally, like in nature, a twin is a result of a single ovum.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:35 PM (ynpvh)

Yep, and with identical twins, there is one winning sperm

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:37 PM (ONvIw)

There was that one case in my bio book about a woman that gave birth to a black kid and a white kid, and each had a separate daddy. Apparently she was really, really horney and had sex with multiple men, and ovulated from both ovaries.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at February 28, 2022 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

176 151 the fart does not exist until you observe it

Posted by: Dogbert at February 28, 2022 10:40 PM (Z9HSN)

177 * Yulia Tymoshenko was an incredibly hot world leader.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (UewuT)

Hubba Hubba...

I'd like to ruffle her grouse, if you know what I mean

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 10:40 PM (BgMrQ)

178 And here's something by Dr. Henry Foster. He was a physician and Christian who lived in the Finger Lakes region of NY. People who were depressed came to his santitarium for rest and treatment for depression and exhaustion. He lived from about the 1820' s to the early 1900s (Actually, I think i will include the quote in another post. If I take too much time the phone won't accept it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2022 10:40 PM (cRd9l)

179 the Regressive Preservatives in Canada are useless. Steve Isdahl for President

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:40 PM (iSbhf)

180 you guys know how to score pudding pops?

end-say e-may essage-may on ark-day eb-way

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (sJHOI)

181 So is Joey gonna put nukes in Turkey so the Mussies can have them, or do we already have nukes there?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Nah. He likes Iran's version of the apocalypse

Posted by: 7man at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (qwO6y)

182 There was that one case in my bio book about a woman that gave birth to a black kid and a white kid, and each had a separate daddy. Apparently she was really, really horney and had sex with multiple men, and ovulated from both ovaries.
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at February 28, 2022 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

Damn! Gives me an idea for a song.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (P3gRi)

183 Off, stinky sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (ynpvh)

184 Tough day, huh ?
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (arJlL)

Just over it all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (II3Gr)

185 the fart does not exist until you observe it
Posted by: Dogbert


Sorry, is this the physics class or philosophy?

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)

186 157 144 I think that female fertility treatments (clomid, etc) or in vitro can give you multiples, not just adding sperm. To get multiples you need multiple eggs.
Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:32 PM (ONvIw)
----------------

Read that when God was readying the Hebrews against Pharaoh all the women were having multiple births.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (QPcUQ)

187 Joe, did I just hear an angel speak?

Posted by: The Pope at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (5m+OQ)

188 Well shit. That church shooting in Sacramento just got worse. I won't post it but damn bad news.

This world is beyond evil.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (LKTKP)

189 She got boinked that often?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)


Her daddy's rich. Maybe he paid the hubby to marry her and boink her so that he could have grandchildren.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

190 At least you spelled "roofies" correctly. However, you were more known for providing alcohol and Quaaludes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 10:38 PM (II3Gr)

Zip zop, tore my zipper to shreds...

#takinglibertieswithhisjoke

Posted by: Bill "America's Dad" Cosby at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)

191 >>> 184 Tough day, huh ?
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (arJlL)

Just over it all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (II3Gr)

Are you not entertained?

Posted by: MSDNCBSXiNNABC at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (llON8)

192 Texas primary tomorrow. Vote early and vote often, for anyone but Bush.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (3AD8C)

193 185 the fart does not exist until you observe it
Posted by: Dogbert


Sorry, is this the physics class or philosophy?

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)

Dunno. I'm currently clapping with one hand; I don't know what the big deal is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (ynpvh)

194 "Jesse has been moved to comfort care. sid is with him and his son is here"

What is "comfort care"? Does it mean he is getting better? Sounds too much like hospice care (for my preference), which is good if that is what is needed. ... Prayers for Jesse and family.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (Cus5s)

195 Well, I got into my online RBC account OK today, and shifted some digital dollars around.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:34 PM (P3gRi)

I'm doing the same. But to have actual banks closed for 4 business days. I've never seen or heard of that ever...in a functioning country. And empty ATM's. That's only one...

I think we're not hearing much from the government now because they are too busy trying to keep everything from imploding. Canadians finally know how to wound them. Perfect.

I'm betting we'll see all kinds of ends to restrictions now. The bleeding is too great.

Posted by: Stateless at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (G1tzT)

196 I wrote my reps asking them to do whatever they could to help the January 6 prisoners. Got a letter back from House Rep John Carter last week emphasizing that “our nation’s capitol was attacked on January 6, 2021”.

Got a second letter from him today saying the same thing.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2022 10:43 PM (U+Oxn)

197 164 I recall her name from long ago...I think she is from the anti-Russian side...is she tied to Porshenko or closer to Zelensky?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)


Yeah, anti Russia...she was one of the Ukrainian color-revolution leaders, along with Yuschenko.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 10:43 PM (UewuT)

198 So are we bringing back the age old idea that a fart is the body's attempt to balance it's humors?

It does explain why some people laugh at them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 10:43 PM (SchxB)

199 the Regressive Preservatives in Canada are useless. Steve Isdahl for President
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:40 PM (iSbhf)

My great brush with fame: shared an elevator once with Joe Clark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:43 PM (P3gRi)

200 192 Texas primary tomorrow. Vote early and vote often, for anyone but Bush.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (3AD8C)

Or fake Beta liberals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:43 PM (ynpvh)

201 Is there a Canadian bank worth a dam anymore ? need to transfer some money.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (iSbhf)

202 177 * Yulia Tymoshenko was an incredibly hot world leader.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (UewuT)
------------

The face of Ukraine

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (QPcUQ)

203 Good thing it wasn't one kid, then twins, then quadruplets...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:38 PM



Oo oo oo, I know what comes next!

Hexdecoplets!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (rm8S6)

204 Tough day, huh ?
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (arJlL)

Just over it all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Yer stiff upper lip is drooping ?

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (arJlL)

205 Dunno. I'm currently clapping with one hand; I don't know what the big deal is.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (ynpvh)

You Bastard!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (BgMrQ)

206 Notice who/what literally nobody is talking about?

Moldova

think about it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (sJHOI)

207 99 Biden leaked to China because Biden has a big fat mouth he can't control.
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (5m+OQ)


No shit.

Posted by: Seal Team 6 at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

208 203 Good thing it wasn't one kid, then twins, then quadruplets...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:38 PM



Oo oo oo, I know what comes next!

Hexdecoplets!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (rm8S6)

Ahem.

Posted by: Octomom at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

209 I thought the top pic looked familiar. It is Athabaska Falls in Alberta. Thank you, MisHum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:11 PM (P3gRi)

Athabaska didn't fall, he was pushed!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (7bRMQ)

210 It's been a pretty awful day but this poppedup on my You Tube feed. Maybe it will make you smile too.

Aretha Franklin "Think" from the Blues Brothers.
https://youtu.be/RTXszRHc0qs

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (YynYJ)

211 the fart does not exist until you observe it
Posted by: Dogbert


Sorry, is this the physics class or philosophy?

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)

Dunno. I'm currently clapping with one hand; I don't know what the big deal is.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


It's getting mighty crowded on the head of this pin.

Posted by: The Angles at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A)

212 illiniwek....hospice

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (/UQ/R)

213 189 She got boinked that often?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

Her daddy's rich. Maybe he paid the hubby to marry her and boink her so that he could have grandchildren.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW)


I didn't know that Dick was that loaded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

214 Posted by: Octomom

Lady, it's a uterus not a clown car.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (SchxB)

215 206 Notice who/what literally nobody is talking about?

Moldova

think about it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (sJHOI)

Everytime I hear that country's name, I think of Hillary (Mold-ova)

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

216 We may be being obtuse.

Posted by: The Angles at February 28, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A)

217 206 Notice who/what literally nobody is talking about?

Moldova

think about it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (sJHOI)


I took anatomy in high school. What's your point?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2022 10:46 PM (LKTKP)

218 >>> 206 Notice who/what literally nobody is talking about?

Moldova

think about it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (sJHOI)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Moldovians at February 28, 2022 10:46 PM (llON8)

219 211 the fart does not exist until you observe it
Posted by: Dogbert

Sorry, is this the physics class or philosophy?
Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)

Dunno. I'm currently clapping with one hand; I don't know what the big deal is.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

It's getting mighty crowded on the head of this pin.
Posted by: The Angles at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A)

Si.

Posted by: Los Angeles at February 28, 2022 10:46 PM (ynpvh)

220 We'll be checking the dangle later.

Posted by: The Angles at February 28, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A)

221 213 189 She got boinked that often?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

Her daddy's rich. Maybe he paid the hubby to marry her and boink her so that he could have grandchildren.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW)


I didn't know that Dick was that loaded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

ISWYDT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:47 PM (ynpvh)

222 ... I'm currently clapping with one hand; I don't know what the big deal is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM



Clapping with one hand?

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:47 PM (rm8S6)

223

It's getting mighty crowded on the head of this pin.
Posted by: The Angles at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A)

Studebaker Hawk could write the Lord's Prayer on the head of a pin.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

224 My, my, my...

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

225 It's been a pretty awful day but this poppedup on my You Tube feed. Maybe it will make you smile too.

Aretha Franklin "Think" from the Blues Brothers.
https://youtu.be/RTXszRHc0qs
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

Thanks Marlene !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:48 PM (arJlL)

226 224 My, my, my...

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

Ever see the show "Homicide Hunter"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

227 I didn't know that Dick was that loaded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)


I was just cleaning it and it went off!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2022 10:48 PM (4I/2K)

228 There was that one case in my bio book about a woman that gave birth to a black kid and a white kid, and each had a separate daddy. Apparently she was really, really horney and had sex with multiple men, and ovulated from both ovaries.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at February 28, 2022 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

I saw something similar on Maury Povich. Seriously. Pregnant with twins by 2 fathers.

Posted by: Stateless at February 28, 2022 10:49 PM (G1tzT)

229 224 My, my, my...
Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)

SHARONA...

Posted by: The Knack at February 28, 2022 10:49 PM (BgMrQ)

230 sid.....prefers to call it comfort care. So I am going with she wants

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 10:49 PM (/UQ/R)

231 227 I didn't know that Dick was that loaded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)


I was just cleaning it and it went off!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2022 10:48 PM (4I/2K)

You're supposed to say SHE was cleaning it when it went off...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:49 PM (ynpvh)

232 178

The Nature of the universe:

Have you ever stopped long enough to listen to the harmony of the universe of our God? From the time that the "morning stars sang together" the heavens are commanded to "rejoice ", the earth to be "glad ", the field to be "joyful" before the Lord. And shall we the people of His pasture and the sheep of His hand mar this harmony by our discordant notes of unbelief or sadness? Nay, rather, "Let everything that hath breath praise the Lord!"

Dr. Henry Foster

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2022 10:49 PM (7kR9j)

233 Moldova

think about it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (sJHOI)



DOLORES!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 10:49 PM (y3nJ6)

234 Well.
Anyway. Good evening.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2022 10:50 PM (9uqbB)

235 127 Tonight's Anecdotal Canadian Financial System Collapse Post

Our local Royal Bank of Canada branch still had signs that they were closed because of Covid. They have been closed since last Wednesday. Closed 4 days...

The ATM was still empty today. It was also empty last night. Very small town.
Posted by: Stateless at February 28, 2022 10:29 PM (G1tzT)


Castro's bastard son should do something about that. Maybe he could have the CRMP trample the people who are spreading covid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

236 I don't think Cosby was "innocent", but I also think that he got piled on for doing what every other powerful hollywood star had been doing for most of the century. That doesn't make it right; but I was just reflecting how Natalie Wood's sister said that Natalie was really messed up when she was 16 and Kirk Douglas raped her. I suspect that most of the people that we've been led to praise have always been scumbags, deep down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:50 PM (evAgx)

237 You're supposed to say SHE was cleaning it when it went off...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:49 PM (ynpvh)

You mean wipe it with a cloth?

Huma, get in here...

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Clintoon at February 28, 2022 10:50 PM (BgMrQ)

238 Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2022 10:48 PM (4I/2K)

You're supposed to say SHE was cleaning it when it went off...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Thought it just required a good soaking.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:50 PM (r1z5A)

239 Oh boy, the pressure is on now to keep up the winning streak.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

Don't worry, MisHum. We're sure you'll come up with something great!

Posted by: Frank and Dean at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (7bRMQ)

240
Just a month until April! I love when the fields become covered with the bluebonnets and gallardia and Indian blanket and the mallows, can't wait to see them all again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:18 PM (evAgx)

_________

Her Majesty and I plan on going to Chappell Hill next month for the Bluebonnet Festival.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (/U27+)

241 “Thank you for contacting me. It is good to hear from you and I’m pleased to respond.

“As a retired judge, I know firsthand the challenge of proper punishments for wrongdoers. I believe it is critical to uphold the constitution, which provides the moral and ethical framework for the policies and actions of the government, and ensure that every American citizen is treated justly.

“As you may know, our nation’s capitol was attacked on January 6, 2021. Recent reports have stated that at different points in the investigation, some of those arrested have been detained or placed in confinement. Although I have long deferred to the judicial branch to exact justice, please know that I will keep your thoughts in mind as I monitor developments in this investigation and as Congress exercises rigorous oversight over judicial branch policies and actions.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (U+Oxn)

242 An interesting article on Zelensky from Tablet: https://tinyurl.com/bde7r2ru

It deals with his opinion of being a Jewish President in the land of Babi Yar.

He does NOT see Ukraine as the land of anti-semitism. He chooses another nation as more antisemitic. Not a shock

Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (ONvIw)

243 Shared an elevator with Alan Thicke in London, Ont

1974 election in Canada. Shook hands with Stanfield working the crowd 3 ! times in 10 minutes. Not a lie. He didn't know what was going on and neither did his people. Lost the election of course, Started to wonder about the Regressive Preservatives then.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (iSbhf)

244 We'll be checking the dangle later.
Posted by: The Angles at February 28, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A)

You'll be needing a Thermapen One also.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)

245 Ever see the show "Homicide Hunter"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


No, is this something I'll regret looking up?

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

246 Thank you for all you have done WDS for Jesse and SiD. You are a hell of a gal.

Prayers for both of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (Msys3)

247 Moldova rhymes with 'myvulva' just sayin'

connect the dots, I can't do it for you

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:52 PM (sJHOI)

248 Her Majesty and I plan on going to Chappell Hill next month for the Bluebonnet Festival.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Free margarine ?

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:52 PM (arJlL)

249
Texas primary tomorrow. Vote early and vote often, for anyone but Bush.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 28, 2022 10:42 PM (3AD8C)

________

Then, no commercials!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 10:53 PM (/U27+)

250 206 Notice who/what literally nobody is talking about?

Moldova

think about it
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (sJHOI)

I haven't heard much about Burkino-Faso lately, either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:53 PM (evAgx)

251 Yer stiff upper lip is drooping ?
Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 10:44 PM (arJlL)

It's starting to spasm a bit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 10:53 PM (II3Gr)

252 Thought it just required a good soaking.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:50 PM (r1z5A)

Maybe she was polishing the f*ck out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:53 PM (P3gRi)

253 You're supposed to say SHE was cleaning it when it went off...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2022 10:49 PM (ynpvh)

Wait. That's allowed? They do that??

Will wonders never cease!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)

254 Not the countries, the corrupt 'leaders' who've been profiting in Ukraine, who's gravy trains have been derailed by Putin.
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2022 10:33 PM (5m+OQ)


Does this mean Hunter's running low on money for crack?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

255 196 I wrote my reps asking them to do whatever they could to help the January 6 prisoners. Got a letter back from House Rep John Carter last week emphasizing that "our nation's capitol was attacked on January 6, 2021".

Got a second letter from him today saying the same thing.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2022 10:43 PM (U+Oxn)


This House Rep John Carter guy sounds clueless. Maybe he lives on Mars.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 10:54 PM (UewuT)

256 Maybe she was polishing the f*ck out of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:53 PM (P3gRi)

She's mighty handy...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 10:54 PM (BgMrQ)

257 "sid.....prefers to call it comfort care. So I am going with she wants"

sure, it is that -- comfort care. I let the hospital doctor push toward a tube in the throat for the last day for my Mom, really should have said no ... just give me hospice now. I feel kinda bad about that ... but idk, no signs of duress ... still, hospice is the right choice at the right time, as I see it.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2022 10:54 PM (Cus5s)

258 So I did another variation of the Time cover. Not so much for Ace to feature because it's probably too much, but more for my own amusement:

https://tinyurl.com/ybou2ryn

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2022 10:55 PM (dscaa)

259
Notice who/what literally nobody is talking about?

Moldova

__________

A place so hopeless no one else wants it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 10:55 PM (/U27+)

260 Ouh, MH...
Just hang back, and dig on these crazy morons...
Are you still gonna do Australia?
Can't even wait to hear the sories.... )

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2022 10:55 PM (9uqbB)

261 The best "Ah! Leah!" video: https://youtu.be/fp3tLLVLPao

Posted by: You're welcome at February 28, 2022 10:55 PM (psq2p)

262 I suspect that most of the people that we've been led to praise have always been scumbags, deep down.

I recently read Andrew Breitbart’s Hollywood, Interrupted: Insanity Chic in Babylon. Yes, pretty much everyone, even those with a good reputation, are at least nuts and probably criminal.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2022 10:56 PM (U+Oxn)

263 Nobody's even discussing Cote d'Ivoire.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 10:56 PM (y3nJ6)

264 I predict that after this thing between Russia and Ukraine is over, Bidet is going to send mucho money over there to rebuild Ukraine. Hunter will be in charge of the money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

265

ISTR a coup in Burkina Faso not a fortnight ago...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:56 PM (rm8S6)

266 Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

He's going to be out of sight for a while. This isn't going away.


One reason the left piled onto Cosby was that he was going around city to city chastising blacks for how they were raising their children. Urging them to do better. Be active in their kid's lives.

Waking up the black population was a pretty big threat to the left and one of their biggest voting blocks.

Posted by: Stateless at February 28, 2022 10:56 PM (G1tzT)

267 248 Her Majesty and I plan on going to Chappell Hill next month for the Bluebonnet Festival.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I saw a marvelous Texas Independence Day parade and re-enactment there a few years back. (March 2nd) The 1836 re-enactors really got into it, and had very good costuming. Don't know if they still do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:56 PM (evAgx)

268 Does this mean Hunter's running low on money for crack?
Posted by: nerdygirl


Putins payback will be to publish the reams of graft joey b. and the hunted had going on.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A)

269 This House Rep John Carter guy sounds clueless. Maybe he lives on Mars.

Hah. First thing I thought of too, when I saw his name on moving here to Texas.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2022 10:57 PM (U+Oxn)

270 Putins payback will be to publish the reams of graft joey b. and the hunted had going on.
Posted by: Some Rat

When bad guys do good things, I'm conflicted.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 10:58 PM (Msys3)

271 ISTR a coup in Burkina Faso not a fortnight ago...
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:56 PM (rm8S6)

of course, it was a month with an "R" in it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 10:58 PM (evAgx)

272 ISTR a coup in Burkina Faso not a fortnight ago...
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 10:56 PM (rm8S6)

No rest for Roland, the headless Thompson gunner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:58 PM (P3gRi)

273 "I will keep your thoughts in mind as I monitor developments in this investigation and as Congress exercises rigorous oversight over judicial branch policies and actions."
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (U+Oxn)
* * * *
Word salad from a worthless SOB. My opinion, of course. There is no oversight nor will there be.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at February 28, 2022 10:59 PM (973h7)

274
Putins payback will be to publish the reams of graft joey b. and the hunted had going on.
Posted by: Some Rat

________

"Disinformation! Case closed!" - MSM

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 28, 2022 11:00 PM (/U27+)

275 I predict that after this thing between Russia and Ukraine is over, Bidet is going to send mucho money over there to rebuild Ukraine. Hunter will be in charge of the money.
Posted by: nerdygirl


I don't see Putin losing this thing. If he has to go whole scorched earth on them, he will. He won't leave till he gets what he wants.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:00 PM (r1z5A)

276 "Our" government is responsible for this suicide, Ashley Babbitt's death and others! Other than antifa blowing things up, we were nothing but peaceful and patriotic. I do not fing understand how they have been able to hold them with no charges and no bail. Do we even know how many are being held?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)

277 Putins payback will be to publish the reams of graft joey b. and the hunted had going on.
Posted by: Some Rat


It'll be declared disinformation, and anybody repeating it will be deplatformed.

Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2022 11:00 PM (5m+OQ)

278 Putins payback will be to publish the reams of graft joey b. and the hunted had going on.
Posted by: Some Rat

When bad guys do good things, I'm conflicted.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 10:58 PM (Msys3)

and the MSM ignores because Putin/OrangeMan = BFFs

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 11:01 PM (sJHOI)

279 When bad guys do good things, I'm conflicted.
Posted by: Tonypete


Yes.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:01 PM (r1z5A)

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 11:01 PM (Msys3)

281 162- thanks JT. You're stuck with me for another day unless I get too behind with stuff. It's a very busy week. You stay safe too, dear.

Good night all! Keep on praying!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2022 11:01 PM (PSeVY)

282
I don't see Putin losing this thing. If he has to go whole scorched earth on them, he will. He won't leave till he gets what he wants.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:00 PM (r1z5A)

The financial crackdowns could induce the Russian Oligarchs to decide he'd make a good dead Hero of the State. His life is now on the line, just like Zelensky's is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 11:02 PM (evAgx)

283 There has been rumors that Lichtenstein has been amassing a troop on the Austrian border.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 11:02 PM (y3nJ6)

284 Wonder what the "honorable" judge would say is an appropriate punishment for a "wrongdoer" that dumped the President's tea into the harbor?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2022 11:02 PM (ESjRY)

285 Just 'cause I'm part Italican, don't depend on me to fix this type of stuff.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 11:02 PM (Msys3)

286

I should get odds on whether it is Putin or Zelensky who exposes the graft...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 11:03 PM (rm8S6)

287 272 No rest for Roland, the headless Thompson gunner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 10:58 PM (P3gRi)


I maintain that it's a better song than Werewolves Of London.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 11:03 PM (UewuT)

288 Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 28, 2022 11:01 PM (sJHOI)

Ahem!

Posted by: Das Barrel at February 28, 2022 11:03 PM (hOUT3)

289 When is the SOTU speech ?

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 11:04 PM (arJlL)

290 185 the fart does not exist until you observe it
Posted by: Dogbert


Sorry, is this the physics class or philosophy?
----
Physics. Now pay attention boy!
By Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, if you know who did it then you can't tell where it's smelliest, an vice-versa.
I know that sounds contrarian but it's quantum farticle rules.

Posted by: `a at February 28, 2022 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

291 No rest for Roland, the headless Thompson gunner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I maintain that it's a better song than Werewolves Of London.
Posted by: CppThis

Oh yeah - caused me to gain some learning about that whole mess over there. I knew nothing about it beforehand.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 11:04 PM (Msys3)

292 Ukraine/Russia is the new Covid.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 11:04 PM (lCui1)

293 >>> 286

I should get odds on whether it is Putin or Zelensky who exposes the graft...
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 11:03 PM (rm8S6)

Zelensky has had a couple years now, hasn't he? Although one could wonder if he wanted to but his very own Derp State told him to get stuffed.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 11:04 PM (llON8)

294 I maintain that it's a better song than Werewolves Of London.
Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 11:03 PM (UewuT)

"Werewolves" is fun. But "Roland" is epic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 11:04 PM (P3gRi)

295 I maintain that it's a better song than Werewolves Of London.

I’d put “The Envoy” up there, too.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2022 11:05 PM (U+Oxn)

296 I should get odds on whether it is Putin or Zelensky who exposes the graft...
Posted by: Zettai


Zelensky,"Help us or we'll expose you." Putin, "If you help them, we'll expose you." joey b. strokes out.


Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)

297 Per the news at the time, Putin tells Biden on 12/7, my demand is no NATO for Ukraine. Biden pops off w some "you can't tell me what to do" kind of comment, two days later speaks w Zelensky and tells him NATO membership is his, if Ukes want it. No wonder Zelensky was acting confused, asking if he was or wasn't in NATO. And, it also makes sense Putin went crazy.

Posted by: EveR at February 28, 2022 11:06 PM (EZeuH)

298 Ukraine/Russia is the new Covid.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 11:04 PM (lCui1)


Very on point!
Expect 24/7 coverage...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 11:06 PM (hOUT3)

299 I didn't know that Dick was that loaded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)


I just looked him up on Celebrity Net Worth. According to them he's worth 100 million. I'd always understood he was rolling in it from his years in the oil industry.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

300 Hiya EveR !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 11:07 PM (arJlL)

301 293 Zelensky has had a couple years now, hasn't he? Although one could wonder if he wanted to but his very own Derp State told him to get stuffed.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 11:04 PM (llON


IMO Zelensky is a patriot and trying to do right by his people, but he's just one guy going up against multi generation institutional corruption so even if his intentions are 100% pure there's only so much he can do.

Posted by: CppThis at February 28, 2022 11:07 PM (UewuT)

302 >>> 297 Per the news at the time, Putin tells Biden on 12/7, my demand is no NATO for Ukraine. Biden pops off w some "you can't tell me what to do" kind of comment, two days later speaks w Zelensky and tells him NATO membership is his, if Ukes want it. No wonder Zelensky was acting confused, asking if he was or wasn't in NATO. And, it also makes sense Putin went crazy.
Posted by: EveR at February 28, 2022 11:06 PM (EZeuH)

Joey B thought he was dealing with Corn Pop? Also I would think NATO has to vote on membership, it's not something he can give all on his own, and Zelensky should know that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 11:08 PM (llON8)

303

Speaking of "stroking out"...

I suppose there will be an impromptu SOTU address not-watch party at teh blog -- I'd hate to miss something like that!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 11:08 PM (rm8S6)

304 Ukraine/Russia is the new Covid.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


And masks will be required in the fallout shelters....(H/T to the moron who posted this last night.)

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:09 PM (r1z5A)

305 283 There has been rumors that Lichtenstein has been amassing a troop on the Austrian border.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger


I dont even know what to think or how react to that:

1. LOL
2. A troop of which soldiers? Europeans? Pleeeeease
3. A platoon of muzzies from all over Europe? Perhaps.


Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 11:09 PM (q3ibS)

306 "Excitable Boy" is best on that album, IMHO.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:10 PM (8gxrg)

307 >>> 303

Speaking of "stroking out"...

I suppose there will be an impromptu SOTU address not-watch party at teh blog -- I'd hate to miss something like that!
Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 11:08 PM (rm8S6)

We could have a movie watch party. Blazing Saddles would be far more intelligent that Brandon's gibberish.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 11:10 PM (llON8)

308 There has been rumors that Lichtenstein has been amassing a troop on the Austrian border.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Who cares ... they're all beery swine ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at February 28, 2022 11:10 PM (okV1R)

309 Not satisfied with simply Ukrainian blood and begging for American blood, leftist ghouls are now hoping for a full on Russian civil war to topple Putin.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 28, 2022 11:11 PM (miiX6)

310 306 "Excitable Boy" is best on that album, IMHO.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:10 PM (8gxrg)

My theme song...

***fist bump***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 28, 2022 11:11 PM (BgMrQ)

311 That Sacramento church shooting involved a man murdering his three under 15 kids, an unidentified person most likely his ex, and then he killed himself.

This kind of thing is truly haunting.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:11 PM (8gxrg)

312 illinwek.....his tunes were taken out a couple of days ago

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 11:12 PM (/UQ/R)

313 >>> 309 Not satisfied with simply Ukrainian blood and begging for American blood, leftist ghouls are now hoping for a full on Russian civil war to topple Putin.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 28, 2022 11:11 PM (miiX6)

I'd prefer a Chinese civil war to topple Winnie the Xi... but I'd really prefer some sort of chaos to topple the WEF asshoes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 11:12 PM (llON8)

314 Tubes.....damn autocucumber

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 28, 2022 11:13 PM (/UQ/R)

315 Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:11 PM (8gxrg)

aw nuts.

May they find Justice and Peace in God's Mercy ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at February 28, 2022 11:13 PM (okV1R)

316 I don't see Putin losing this thing. If he has to go whole scorched earth on them, he will. He won't leave till he gets what he wants.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:00 PM (r1z5A)

The financial crackdowns could induce the Russian Oligarchs to decide he'd make a good dead Hero of the State. His life is now on the line, just like Zelensky's is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 11:02 PM (evAgx)


Oligarchs doing anything to Putin is a silly fantasy. He made them and if any of then raise their head, the state apparatus will get rid of them. Berezovsky, Glushko, Obretetsky. Others.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:13 PM (V13WU)

317 309 Not satisfied with simply Ukrainian blood and begging for American blood, leftist ghouls are now hoping for a full on Russian civil war to topple Putin.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 28, 2022 11:11 PM (miiX6)

If Putin goes out, I suspect it will be much like the way that a disliked Roman Emperor went out - very, very quickly. Generally it's an Inside Job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 11:13 PM (evAgx)

318 Nevada Governor meets constituent at Mexican restaurant, hilarity ensues....

https://tinyurl.com/yc55trbn

(NSFW)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 11:14 PM (y3nJ6)

319

A good old fashioned nukular war would slow the WEF a bit...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 11:14 PM (rm8S6)

320 Per the news at the time, Putin tells Biden on 12/7, my demand is no NATO for Ukraine. Biden pops off w some "you can't tell me what to do" kind of comment, two days later speaks w Zelensky and tells him NATO membership is his, if Ukes want it. No wonder Zelensky was acting confused, asking if he was or wasn't in NATO. And, it also makes sense Putin went crazy.
Posted by: EveR at February 28, 2022 11:06 PM (EZeuH)

Joey B thought he was dealing with Corn Pop? Also I would think NATO has to vote on membership, it's not something he can give all on his own, and Zelensky should know that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 11:08 PM (llON


Sounds very plausible. Joe fucking up on a global scale like that.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:14 PM (V13WU)

321 Also I would think NATO has to vote on membership, it's not something he can give all on his own, and Zelensky should know that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


He might have thought that Joey B wouldn't have said something like that unless he knew the votes were there or had been counted already ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at February 28, 2022 11:15 PM (okV1R)

322 A good old fashioned nukular war would slow the WEF a bit...

The WEF is supposedly big on population reduction, so they'd just go jerk off in their bunkers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:16 PM (SchxB)

323 A good old fashioned nukular war would slow the WEF a bit...

Only if they're targeted. Otherwise it would help the depopulation effort bigly.

Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2022 11:18 PM (kOpft)

324 Nukkelar war can be prevented if all get the COVID vaxx.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:18 PM (V13WU)

325 The WEF is supposedly big on population reduction, so they'd just go jerk off in their bunkers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:16 PM (SchxB)


Idiots with money and power are not your friends

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 11:19 PM (hOUT3)

326 >>> 322 A good old fashioned nukular war would slow the WEF a bit...

The WEF is supposedly big on population reduction, so they'd just go jerk off in their bunkers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:16 PM (SchxB)

They keep *saying* there are too many people; see Billy "moobs" Gates as just one example.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 11:19 PM (llON8)

327 The photos of Hero Zelensky showing up in the front lines that everyone is sharing on social media are the exact same photos that were published in 2021 when he made a visit to the Uke-Russkie Border.

All lies. All the time.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:19 PM (8gxrg)

328 When the elites start posting from New Zealand, worry.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:19 PM (r1z5A)

329 299 I didn't know that Dick was that loaded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 28, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

I just looked him up on Celebrity Net Worth. According to them he's worth 100 million. I'd always understood he was rolling in it from his years in the oil industry.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)


Oops, took you literally.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

330 There is higher chance of Kamala getting rid of Joe , than some oligarch removing Putin.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:20 PM (V13WU)

331 Hey, JT! Hope you are doing well!

Posted by: EveR at February 28, 2022 11:20 PM (EZeuH)

332 Nevada Governor meets constituent at Mexican restaurant, hilarity ensues....

https://tinyurl.com/yc55trbn

(NSFW)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 11:14 PM (y3nJ6)

Called him nasty names I hope. (kids around, can't watch now)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 28, 2022 11:20 PM (7bRMQ)

333 >>> 330 There is higher chance of Kamala getting rid of Joe , than some oligarch removing Putin.
Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:20 PM (V13WU)

There's a higher chance of me getting rid of Kamala.

I mean, by getting her a new job. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at February 28, 2022 11:21 PM (llON8)

334 283 There has been rumors that Lichtenstein has been amassing a troop on the Austrian border.
----
How fat is this mass?

Posted by: `a at February 28, 2022 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

335 Posted by: westminsterdogshow ... sounds like they did the good thing. --

my Mom was 8 years ago, not a covid thing ... 91 and the right time, but would be better if her regular doctor could have been the one there, not the "hospital doctor" -- the hospital staff did not like that cost saving (?) measure of the hospital doctors replacing the patient's regular doctor .. which as I saw were young and foreign.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 28, 2022 11:21 PM (Cus5s)

336 Oops, took you literally.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 11:20 PM



Rookie mistake...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 11:22 PM (rm8S6)

337 I didn't know that Dick was that loaded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Don't go off half-cocked!

Not to worry Sir, I'm fully cocked.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 11:22 PM (Msys3)

338 Hey, JT! Hope you are doing well!
Posted by: EveR

I am, thank you and I hope the same for you !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 11:22 PM (arJlL)

339
These idiots think a "small" nuclear war would reverse global warming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (Mzdiz)

340 They keep *saying* there are too many people; see Billy "moobs" Gates as just one example.

Too many "other" people. If they thought raw numbers was the problem they'd take themselves out of the equation. They want the "right" kind of people. Pliable and controllable.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (SchxB)

341

TinyURL.com/yc55trbn
Error: Unable to find site's URL to redirect to.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (63Dwl)

342 Runner, Reuters had articles on each conversation with Putin on 12/7 and Zelensky on 12/9 and they were still accessible last week. Not sure if the articles ere same day or next day.

Posted by: EveR at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (EZeuH)

343 311 That Sacramento church shooting involved a man murdering his three under 15 kids, an unidentified person most likely his ex, and then he killed himself.

This kind of thing is truly haunting.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:11 PM (8gxrg)


I can't read the articles about incidents like that. Poor kids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

344 Called him nasty names I hope. (kids around, can't watch now)
Posted by: OrangeEnt

What kind of Dad are you?!

Would you rather them learn it on the Street?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (Msys3)

345 Here is an idea, how about Zelensky stop playing soldiers, get out of the bunker, be a man and take a loss like a man. Before Russian forces level a rather old and historically significant city.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (V13WU)

346 >>>https://tinyurl.com/ycyxaps4
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2022 10:02 PM (2JoB

======

The SNL skit, while the message was spot on, still managed to be unfunny.

Posted by: Timbuk 3 at February 28, 2022 11:24 PM (fhOCd)

347 What kind of Dad are you?!

Would you rather them learn it on the Street?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (Msys3)

I wanna make sure they can spell them right too, not just say them!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 28, 2022 11:25 PM (7bRMQ)

348 Runner, Reuters had articles on each conversation with Putin on 12/7 and Zelensky on 12/9 and they were still accessible last week. Not sure if the articles ere same day or next day.
Posted by: EveR at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (EZeuH)


I figured that was the thing. Did not know it was confirmed. Thanks. Sad, but we are not dealing with very smart people.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:25 PM (V13WU)

349 JT, I'm driving back to FL from flyover country tomorrow, home on Wednesday. Looking forward to being back at the beach.

Posted by: EveR at February 28, 2022 11:25 PM (EZeuH)

350 Robert the Cat (TM) update. He looked very cute when he commandeered my "computer chair." He was also kind of bitey. On the plus side, I got a box from Amazon that was roughly his size, and he leapt into it (and out of it) a number of times.

He's very weird. But I would not give him up for anything.

Sorry for trivial cat news with the world exploding and all, but sometimes we need to focus on other things. Especially when they have fur, ears, a tail and fangs that they don't hesitate to use.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2022 11:25 PM (m0zqP)

351 The SNL skit, while the message was spot on, still managed to be unfunny.
Posted by: Timbuk 3

They have a reputation to maintain !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 11:25 PM (arJlL)

352 I can't read the articles about incidents like that. Poor kids.
Posted by: nerdygirl


I'm with you. Makes me ill.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:26 PM (r1z5A)

353 I lack the patience required to watch Gates complete his metamorphosis in the C. Montgomery Burns direction.

Posted by: klaftern at February 28, 2022 11:26 PM (taPSh)

354 >>> 350 Robert the Cat (TM) update. He looked very cute when he commandeered my "computer chair." He was also kind of bitey. On the plus side, I got a box from Amazon that was roughly his size, and he leapt into it (and out of it) a number of times.

He's very weird. But I would not give him up for anything.

Sorry for trivial cat news with the world exploding and all, but sometimes we need to focus on other things. Especially when they have fur, ears, a tail and fangs that they don't hesitate to use.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2022 11:25 PM (m0zqP)

I enjoy Robert the Cat (TM) stories.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 11:26 PM (llON8)

355 These idiots think a "small" nuclear war would reverse global warming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (Mzdiz)

We nuked the Prinz Eugen twice and it only sank the second time because there was too much radiation to fix a small leak!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 28, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ)

356 JT, I'm driving back to FL from flyover country tomorrow, home on Wednesday. Looking forward to being back at the beach.
Posted by: EveR

Whoa !

Safe travels !

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 11:26 PM (arJlL)

357 Regime change in Russia. What if the change is to someone worse?

Posted by: davidt



"Say, let's arrange to send that Lenin fellow to St. Petersburg! What's the worst that could happen?"

-- Some German Dudes, 1917

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:27 PM (8gxrg)

358 "Grunge is supposed to be a music genre not what your city looks like."
Except grunge music will eventually turn your city into that. The nihilism and cynicism is part of what has destroyed our civilization.

Posted by: GWB at February 28, 2022 11:27 PM (CLLli)

359 You can try this one BC, Jr

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/nevada-

governor-meets-his-worst-nightmare-intense-

scene-at-mexican-restaurant/

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 28, 2022 11:27 PM (y3nJ6)

360 "I don't see Putin losing this thing."
Ditto.
It will be ugly. It will take way longer than anyone expected. It will cost more than anyone had expected.
But he will prevail.
Not unlike the Union forces in the US War Between the States.
The Confederacy was a novel idea, but it didn't stand a chance.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 28, 2022 11:28 PM (jTmQV)

361 345 Here is an idea, how about Zelensky stop playing soldiers, get out of the bunker, be a man and take a loss like a man. Before Russian forces level a rather old and historically significant city.
Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:23 PM (V13WU)

Travis, Crockett, and Bowie wouldn't. But I think it's pretty clear that he's representing the feelings of Ukrainians in general; women and children are fleeing to Europe, but none of the men are. They're doing what Men do when threatened like this; they stand and fight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 11:28 PM (evAgx)

362 A zany song that just about wraps up the state of the world today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB0F_1Q5baA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 11:29 PM (P3gRi)

363 Sorry for trivial cat news with the world exploding and all, but sometimes we need to focus on other things. Especially when they have fur, ears, a tail and fangs that they don't hesitate to use.

The world explodes into chaos and violence fairly regularly, Robert the Cat is only here once.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:29 PM (SchxB)

364 Putin is the new covid. The same people shouting, shouting, shouting to lock him down.

Posted by: t-bird at February 28, 2022 11:30 PM (vOGqy)

365
I lack the patience required to watch Gates complete his metamorphosis in the C. Montgomery Burns direction.
Posted by: klaftern


https://tinyurl.com/4mdcpwe6

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2022 11:30 PM (63Dwl)

366 I think Putin has already lost. The only question remaining is how messy the actual end is going to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 11:30 PM (evAgx)

367 Robert the Cat's buried turds in the litter box are smarter and more useful than the present Occupant in Chief.

I'll likely still be on the road through tomorrow's SOTU failurefest. "Seizure of the Union". Does have a certain ring of truth as to what the fuck they've been trying to accomplish since the Steal.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2022 11:31 PM (4FJVZ)

368
Some looting has started in some Uke towns and cities. Mayors have issued shoot to kill orders. Anybody loots, shot 'em.

Don't know if anyone has been shot yet, but there was a video I saw of a supposed looter who they duct taped to a light pole in the street. They had stripped down to light clothing, and they were going to leave him to freeze to death during the night.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 11:33 PM (Mzdiz)

369

That fellow confronting the Gauleiter of Nevada like that is an idiot... Obnoxious and spiteful -- this is not the way of Our People! The optics are bad for Our Cause...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 11:33 PM (rm8S6)

370 Travis, Crockett, and Bowie wouldn't. But I think it's pretty clear that he's representing the feelings of Ukrainians in general; women and children are fleeing to Europe, but none of the men are. They're doing what Men do when threatened like this; they stand and fight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 11:28 PM (evAgx)


Tom, the first thing they did is forbade men 18-60 to leave the country. Otherwise they'd all be in Germany and Poland. "As Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Thursday signed a decree on the general mobilisation of the population in the wake of Putin's Ukraine invasion, all men aged 18-60 are forbidden to leave the country. "

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:33 PM (V13WU)

371 350.He's very weird. But I would not give him up for anything.


BeckoningChasm


Love your cat stories.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 11:33 PM (q3ibS)

372 The world explodes into chaos and violence fairly regularly, Robert the Cat is only here once.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:29 PM (SchxB)


Be sure to love all those you love while you have them, for there may come a tomorrow when you no longer have them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 11:33 PM (hOUT3)

373
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Ouch!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2022 11:34 PM (63Dwl)

374 345 Here is an idea, how about Zelensky stop playing soldiers, get out of the bunker, be a man and take a loss like a man. Before Russian forces level a rather old and historically significant city.
Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism

Sorry. Don't care.
Not my circus. Not my monkeys.

The US has sent pallets of cash to Ukraine. Fuck them.
If Europe has its panties in a twist, we've literally
supported NATO since it's inception. Fuck them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 11:35 PM (U2p+3)

375 The manliest thing Zelensky can do right now is lose with character. Like now. 40 miles of men and equipment are not there for parade.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:35 PM (V13WU)

376 "As Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Thursday signed a decree on the general mobilisation of the population in the wake of Putin's Ukraine invasion, all men aged 18-60 are forbidden to leave the country. "
Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:33 PM (V13WU)

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They're going to run out of Panzerfausts and Iron Crosses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 11:35 PM (VxC1e)

377 I'm on team nurse with this

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 11:35 PM (lCui1)

378 Complete the sequence, Mr. President.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 28, 2022 11:36 PM (vuisn)

379 There is no way that Robert the Cat (TM) is going to be anything other than totally loved for all his days.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2022 11:36 PM (m0zqP)

380 Fuck them.
If Europe has its panties in a twist, we've literally
supported NATO since it's inception. Fuck them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2022 11:35 PM (U2p+3)

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Man. Tough crowd.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 11:36 PM (VxC1e)

381 Drunk crowd.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:37 PM (V13WU)

382

I expect to be updated daily about the antics of Robert the Cat™...

No detail is trivial!

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 11:38 PM (rm8S6)

383 379 There is no way that Robert the Cat (TM) is going to be anything other than totally loved for all his days.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2022 11:36 PM (m0zqP)


BeckChas, you have only had him for a few weeks and he is obviously spoiled rotten already, what are you going to do for him NEXT week?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 11:38 PM (hOUT3)

384 Belgian chocolate artisans hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 11:38 PM (VxC1e)

385 I was a senior in high school during the Cuba missile crisis. Our principal was a retired Air Force officer. He knew better than to hold duck and cover drills.

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 11:38 PM (AmoqO)

386 I still can't believe on the heels of The Plandemic going away, BAM, war in Europe.

It's like some bad Hollywood writing come to life.

We've been living inside of a planned 100 year Op.

It's crazy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2022 11:39 PM (0C60m)

387 374

The US has sent pallets of cash to Ukraine. Fuck them.
If Europe has its panties in a twist, we've literally
supported NATO since it's inception. Fuck them.

Posted by: nurse ratched



Yes!

Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 11:39 PM (q3ibS)

388 385 I was a senior in high school during the Cuba missile crisis. Our principal was a retired Air Force officer. He knew better than to hold duck and cover drills.
Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 11:38 PM (AmoqO)

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Did he make everyone climb into refrigerators?

Posted by: Indiana Jones at February 28, 2022 11:40 PM (VxC1e)

389 I was a senior in high school during the Cuba missile crisis. Our principal was a retired Air Force officer. He knew better than to hold duck and cover drills.
Posted by: Javems

So, you're not really 29

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 11:40 PM (arJlL)

390 Belgian chocolate artisans hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 11:38 PM (VxC1e)


Those little chocolates with liquor filling ?

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:40 PM (V13WU)

391 I was a senior in high school during the Cuba missile crisis. Our principal was a retired Air Force officer. He knew better than to hold duck and cover drills.
Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 11:38 PM (AmoqO)


Interesting.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:41 PM (V13WU)

392
The US has sent pallets of cash to Ukraine.

It's not worth much now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2022 11:41 PM (63Dwl)

393 375 The manliest thing Zelensky can do right now is lose with character. Like now. 40 miles of men and equipment are not there for parade.
Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:35 PM (V13WU)

Allowing miles of men and equipment to be seen in a satellite photo like that is a huge tactical blunder, makes me seriously question whether the Russians have any serious war fighting skill at all anymore. Anyone with some decent surface to surface missiles, which the Ukrainian Army has, can blow the hell out of that entire column from that picture alone. (and the Ukrainians have got some drones that will help them keep track of the position.)

The only reason for a column being moved in that sloppily is that the Russians must have expected no serious resistance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 11:41 PM (evAgx)

394 Did he make everyone climb into refrigerators?
Posted by: Indiana Jones


"Find your ass, this is the position you'll need to be in to kiss it goodbye."

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:41 PM (r1z5A)

395 I was a senior in high school during the Cuba missile crisis. Our principal was a retired Air Force officer. He knew better than to hold duck and cover drills.
Posted by: Javems

So, you're not really 29


He could be a time traveler.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:42 PM (SchxB)

396 385 I was a senior in high school during the Cuba missile crisis. Our principal was a retired Air Force officer. He knew better than to hold duck and cover drills.

Posted by: Javems


Hah! Memories...

I was a little kid inside Cuba at the time and of course clueless. My parents were not of course.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 11:42 PM (q3ibS)

397 Sorry for trivial cat news with the world exploding and all, but sometimes we need to focus on other things. Especially when they have fur, ears, a tail and fangs that they don't hesitate to use.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 28, 2022 11:25 PM (m0zqP)


You're right, we need relief from the bad news. Pets provide us with that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2022 11:42 PM (+lVUW)

398 We've been living inside of a planned 100 year Op.
It's crazy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2022 11:39 PM (0C60m)


It sure does feel that way, but I just have a problem believing that they are intelligent, organized, and competent enough to actually run a 5 year op much less a 100 year one.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 11:42 PM (hOUT3)

399 My sympathies were with Team Uke, until that 40 mile column of triple laned Russki trucks, laden with men, gear and death. My sympathies are STILL with Team Uke, but not my savagery.

It's time for Ukraine to make for the Graceful Exit, and minimize the bloodshed and destruction.

Japan showed us how Die Hard, Dies HARD. Vlad is at the "ready for LeMay firebombing raids" severity. How bout things not go there, lest they further go Hiroshima & Nagasaki, Vol.II?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2022 11:43 PM (4FJVZ)

400 I was a senior in high school during the Cuba missile crisis. Our principal was a retired Air Force officer. He knew better than to hold duck and cover drills.
Posted by: Javems

So, you're not really 29
Posted by: JT


It only happened like 30 yrs ago.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:43 PM (r1z5A)

401 I was a little kid inside Cuba at the time and of course clueless. My parents were not of course.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 11:42 PM (q3ibS)

They left you all alone in Cuba? Damn.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 11:44 PM (II3Gr)

402 Those were the days. People had their own personal bunkers in the back yard. wonder what happened to those things.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:45 PM (V13WU)

403 They left you all alone in Cuba? Damn.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 11:44 PM (II3Gr)

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That's some hardcore Home Alone.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at February 28, 2022 11:45 PM (VxC1e)

404 It's not exactly like a pool you can fill.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:45 PM (V13WU)

405 Those were the days. People had their own personal bunkers in the back yard. wonder what happened to those things.
Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism


Hooker crypts...or so I've heard.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:46 PM (r1z5A)

406 Hah! Memories...

I was a little kid inside Cuba at the time and of course clueless. My parents were not of course.

Posted by: Floridachick

Far be it from me to accuse a woman of not being 29.

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 11:46 PM (arJlL)

407 385 I was a senior in high school during the Cuba missile crisis. Our principal was a retired Air Force officer. He knew better than to hold duck and cover drills.
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I was in high school in Nairobi, on the Equator more or less, and we were informed we were safe because of the way the global winds circulated in the Northern and Southern Hemispheres. (Probably we were not safe but would be affected much later.)

Posted by: Ciampino at February 28, 2022 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

408
Duck and Cover training film from 1951:

https://tinyurl.com/cubnq6q

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 28, 2022 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)

409

I could go for some Kat Timpf right about now...

Posted by: Zettai at February 28, 2022 11:47 PM (rm8S6)

410 The Russians don't have to occupy anything.
They can obliterate all of Ukraine from offshore, from ships in the Black Sea.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 28, 2022 11:47 PM (jTmQV)

411 Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 11:48 PM (evAgx)

412 Living in San Diego, CA, at the intersection of Baltic Dr. and Ashford Ave., I was two houses removed from the telephone pole that held the Civil Defense Siren.

Every Wednesday, at noon.

Now, I'm 1/2 mile away from a Galveston located Chemical Handling/Shipping terminal, with a Catastrophic Leak Alert Siren.

Every Wednesday, at noon.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2022 11:49 PM (4FJVZ)

413 Every Wednesday, at noon.

At least it's consistent.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:50 PM (SchxB)

414 So, you're not really 29

Posted by: JT at February 28, 2022 11:40 PM (arJlL)

I might be a tad over 29.

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 11:50 PM (AmoqO)

415 I am agog at some ppl (not here) who are skeptical of covid lockdowns etc, going all in on the Ukraine drama.
It's like that phenomenon, whatever it's called, where you read a news article on a subject you know about and you realize its all BS, then you read another article in the same newspaper on a different subject and you believe it unconditionally.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 11:51 PM (lCui1)

416 "Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced on Monday that his country would free any convicted criminals "with real combat experience" to fight the ongoing full-scale invasion by Russia." Okay...

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:51 PM (V13WU)

417 I am agog at some ppl (not here)

==

NO, NOT HERE ! Of course not .

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:52 PM (V13WU)

418 ..At least it's consistent. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:50 PM (SchxB)

If the missiles flew or the chemicals leaked, on a Wednesday, at noon, no one would be the wiser, until .. well ..

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2022 11:52 PM (4FJVZ)

419
"Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced on Monday that his country would free any convicted criminals "with real combat experience" to fight the ongoing full-scale invasion by Russia." Okay...
Posted by: runner


The dirty dozens.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2022 11:52 PM (63Dwl)

420 People had their own personal bunkers in the back yard. wonder what happened to those things.
Posted by: runner

--

Dad gad magazines about building/designing your own house, and a lot of them had plans for the basement bunker

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 11:52 PM (lCui1)

421 I remember I lived in a condo association with the former head of the Pacific Region of the GAO. He was a little hitler. I had a big dodge 2500 that wouldn't fit in my little condo garage, and he kept ticketing me for parking in guest parking. I eventually parked it at my work.

A buddy came by for a two month rotation, and his gf sent him a blow up doll as a joke. One night we took it and duct taped it to his garage for all to see. I am sure it gave him a coronary, and I am sure he knew I did it, but couldn't prove it.

When it came time for him to move out, I gathered enough proxies to take his seat on the board. He thought that his chosen successor would take over, and when he announced that he was, with the number of proxy votes, I stood up and said, "Wrong! I have here X number of proxies, beating your piddling small number, and I am now the new board chair. I will reverse all the petty bullshit you have imposed over the last few years!" THe cheering was through the rood. His face turned beat red. "Do you know - do you know what this person has done? He is .... evil!!!!!" Yeah, he knew what I had done. But he was defeated.

To be continued....

Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at February 28, 2022 11:52 PM (ZW1rs)

422 At least it's consistent.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 28, 2022 11:50 PM (SchxB)

Heh. The town closest to stately Peon Manor in Alberta has a siren on the roof of City Hall that goes off every day at a few minutes before noon. Nobody ever seems to correct the clock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 11:53 PM (P3gRi)

423 Nice way to bury Brandon's negative approval numbers.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:53 PM (V13WU)

424 NO, NOT HERE ! Of course not .
Posted by: runner

*snort*
Ok, some here

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 11:54 PM (lCui1)

425 Tom, the first thing they did is forbade men 18-60 to leave the country. Otherwise they'd all be in Germany and Poland. "As Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Thursday signed a decree on the general mobilisation of the population in the wake of Putin's Ukraine invasion, all men aged 18-60 are forbidden to leave the country. "

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism



So, he did the exaxt same thing that the government of every country ever invaded has probably done. What a bad guy.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:54 PM (8gxrg)

426 My parents were not 'clueless'.

Glad the Russians backed down.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 11:54 PM (2tlmG)

427 401 I was a little kid inside Cuba at the time and of course clueless. My parents were not of course.

Posted by: Floridachick at February 28, 2022 11:42 PM (q3ibS)

They left you all alone in Cuba? Damn.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 11:44 PM (II3Gr)

I was hoping she meant that they were not clueless. LOL

Posted by: Javems at February 28, 2022 11:55 PM (AmoqO)

428 It's like that phenomenon, whatever it's called, where you read a news article on a subject you know about and you realize its all BS, then you read another article in the same newspaper on a different subject and you believe it unconditionally.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 11:51 PM (lCui1)

Gell-Mann selective amnesia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 11:55 PM (P3gRi)

429 The nukular plant nearby wails every first Thursday of the month

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 11:55 PM (lCui1)

430
Heh. The town closest to stately Peon Manor in Alberta has a siren on the roof of City Hall that goes off every day at a few minutes before noon. Nobody ever seems to correct the clock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


It's the doomsday siren of the bulletin of atomic twits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2022 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

431 Gell-Mann selective amnesia.
--
That's it! Thanks AOP

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 28, 2022 11:56 PM (lCui1)

432 So, he did the exaxt same thing that the government of every country ever invaded has probably done. What a bad guy.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:54 PM (8gxrg)

I was thinking that, didn't post it. Every European Country involved in any war since the Napoleonic wars has done the exact same thing; ditto for emptying the jails and putting them on the front lines. All standard, old school moves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2022 11:57 PM (evAgx)

433 I am aghast and agog at you people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 28, 2022 11:57 PM (II3Gr)

434 So, he did the exaxt same thing that the government of every country ever invaded has probably done. What a bad guy.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:54 PM (8gxrg)

if you can concentrate for a minute and read what was written , you would see that Tom was asserting that they stayed because of patriotism and awesome bravery. and in reality , it was necessity and a bit of fear of being shot by border guards.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:57 PM (V13WU)

435 It's the doomsday siren of the bulletin of atomic twits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2022 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

They would probably sound in the event of a major fire, or an approaching tornado, which we are subject to there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 11:58 PM (P3gRi)

436 I'll never respond to the Morloks sirens.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 11:58 PM (r1z5A)

437 ..Heh. The town closest to stately Peon Manor in Alberta has a siren on the roof of City Hall that goes off every day at a few minutes before noon. Nobody ever seems to correct the clock. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2022 11:53 PM (P3gRi)[

That's meant to throw the DeLorean off before it can reach 88 kmph, eh?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2022 11:58 PM (4FJVZ)

438 Well, months on the home owners board taught me a lesson. Small minded and weak people take power and they use it without remorse. Hte other board members fought with me constantly, and it seemed like they loved making life miserable for the owners. I finally said F It, and bought myself an old house that then successfully aged me 50 years. But it was worth it to get away from those Nazi Karens.

This is why I hate bureaucracies. As one final story, while I was getting my PhD, I took classes at the UCXXX school of public health (don't ask). They could not do basic division in any of the classes that required math. Dumb as boots, the lot of them. THis is why I don't believe a damn word that comes out of the health departments. THey are as stupid and evil as the people on my old home owners association board.

End of Rant! Glad to be among the morons!

Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at February 28, 2022 11:58 PM (ZW1rs)

439 Heh. The town closest to stately Peon Manor in Alberta has a siren on the roof of City Hall that goes off every day at a few minutes before noon. Nobody ever seems to correct the clock.

We've got a steam whistle that sounds every day at noon and 5 PM. The business that installed it is long gone, and a strip mall now stands in it's place, but we've still got the whistle to signal lunch and quitting time for workers who haven't been there since 1993.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 01, 2022 12:00 AM (SchxB)

440 433 I am aghast and agog at you people.

---

I am agog!
I am aghast!
Is Marius in love at last?
I've never heard him 'ooh' and 'aah'
You talk of battles to be won
And here he comes like Don Ju-an
It's better than an o-per-a!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 01, 2022 12:01 AM (lCui1)

441 We've got a steam whistle that sounds every day at noon and 5 PM. The business that installed it is long gone, and a strip mall now stands in it's place, but we've still got the whistle to signal lunch and quitting time for workers who haven't been there since 1993.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 01, 2022 12:00 AM (SchxB)

Where do they get the steam?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2022 12:01 AM (P3gRi)

442 Some one has a bee in their bonnet.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2022 12:01 AM (U2p+3)

443 if you can concentrate for a minute and read what was written , you would see that Tom was asserting that they stayed because of patriotism and awesome bravery. and in reality , it was necessity and a bit of fear of being shot by border guards.
Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at February 28, 2022 11:57 PM (V13WU)

I wasn't asserting that, but I do think you're wrong. Ukraine's govm't isn't in a position to enforce these rules, they're too hunkered down. Any man who wanted to leave would find it easy; just head to a Russian controlled area with a white flag. It's what Putin expected them all to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2022 12:01 AM (evAgx)

444 Nuke
Nuke
Nuke
Nuke of Earl
Nuke nuke
Nuke of Earl
Nuke nuke
Nuke of Earl

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 01, 2022 12:01 AM (II3Gr)

445 Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at February 28, 2022 11:58 PM (ZW1rs)


Hey, that was great ! Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at March 01, 2022 12:01 AM (V13WU)

446
We've got a steam whistle that sounds every day at noon and 5 PM. The business that installed it is long gone, and a strip mall now stands in it's place, but we've still got the whistle to signal lunch and quitting time for workers who haven't been there since 1993.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Yabba Dabba Do!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2022 12:02 AM (63Dwl)

447 Where do they get the steam?

I imagine they've swapped that bit out for an air compressor.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 01, 2022 12:03 AM (SchxB)

448 Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 01, 2022 12:03 AM (II3Gr)

449 ..We've got a steam whistle that sounds every day at noon and 5 PM. The business that installed it is long gone, and a strip mall now stands in it's place, but we've still got the whistle to signal lunch and quitting time for workers who haven't been there since 1993.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 01, 2022 12:00 AM (SchxB)


This is in honor of Ralph the Sheepdog, and Wylie E. Coyote.

*salllll UTE!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2022 12:03 AM (4FJVZ)

450 So, he did the exaxt same thing that the government of every country ever invaded has probably done. What a bad guy.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:54 PM (8gxrg)

My wife is from Bosnia, and when things got really shitty there, they released the criminals to "fight" for the fatherland.

What happened was that they went on a raping, killing, and theft spree and ended up running a bunch of gangs in the post Bosnia civil war.

Now that asshole in Ukraine has done the same. That says that he is a lot of trouble, and it is going to CAUSE a lot of trouble for the Ukranians.

He is a bad guy.

I should say that every shithead parole board and governor who released criminals during COVID are also bad guys, and are all responsible for every murder, rape, and theft that has occurred. I look forward to them meeting their maker for their accounting.

Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at March 01, 2022 12:03 AM (ZW1rs)

451 Jesse has passed. sid and his son were with him.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 01, 2022 12:04 AM (/UQ/R)

452 ...Nuke of Earl

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 01, 2022 12:01 AM



*golf clap...

Posted by: Zettai at March 01, 2022 12:04 AM (rm8S6)

453 Now that asshole in Ukraine has done the same. That says that he is a lot of trouble, and it is going to CAUSE a lot of trouble for the Ukranians.

Why don't they ever shoot the guys in prison to free up the guards to go fight?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 01, 2022 12:04 AM (SchxB)

454

Shit

Posted by: Zettai at March 01, 2022 12:05 AM (rm8S6)

455 Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2022 11:43 PM (4FJVZ)

Yup.

Zelenskyy will flee the country in exile and live comfortable in the west.

The residents will have their houses destroyed, infrastructure crippled, and suffer massive deaths.

If you want what's best for the citizens, surrender.

If you want what's best for the global power players in the west, fight to the death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 01, 2022 12:05 AM (y3nJ6)

456 451 Jesse has passed. sid and his son were with him.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 01, 2022 12:04 AM (/UQ/R)

Rest In Peace, good sir. Comfort and peace to his family.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 01, 2022 12:05 AM (II3Gr)

457 450 gotta agree releasing criminals and giving them guns to fight invaders is probably gonna bite them in the ass

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 01, 2022 12:05 AM (lCui1)

458 I imagine they've swapped that bit out for an air compressor.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 01, 2022 12:03 AM (SchxB)

They don't sound the same on compressed air. Steam sounds raspier somehow. Must be some interesting shit going on with phase changes, etc. in the resonant chamber of the whistle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2022 12:05 AM (P3gRi)

459 if you can concentrate for a minute and read what was written , you would see that Tom was asserting that they stayed because of patriotism and awesome bravery. and in reality , it was necessity and a bit of fear of being shot by border guards.

Posted by: runner



My concentration is fine, runner. You're a broken record and quickly getting stale on this subject, and far too quick with insults when someone contradicts you directly or says something, anything you disagree with. But please, continue showing us how much more intelligent you are than all of us here.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 01, 2022 12:05 AM (8gxrg)

460 Hey, that was great ! Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: runner

I am glad to be among the lurkers.

Getting close to getting our of Calizuela too. SOld the house, just looking for the right area. Be a shame if Biden started a nuclear war just as I was retiring and escaping!

Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at March 01, 2022 12:06 AM (ZW1rs)

461 Prayers gor SiD & family

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 01, 2022 12:06 AM (lCui1)

462 So, he did the exaxt same thing that the government of every country ever invaded has probably done. What a bad guy.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 28, 2022 11:54 PM (8gxrg)

I was thinking that, didn't post it. Every European Country involved in any war since the Napoleonic wars has done the exact same thing; ditto for emptying the jails and putting them on the front lines. All standard, old school moves.

Which doesn't make it legitimate.

If the government actually has the support of its people in a war, there is never a need to conscript anyone. They would demonstrate their support be enlisting voluntarily and enthusiastically.

Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2022 12:06 AM (kOpft)

463 451 Jesse has passed. sid and his son were with him.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 01, 2022 12:04 AM (/UQ/R)

So sorry. My heartfelt sympathies are with his family and friends.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2022 12:07 AM (AmoqO)

464 I would be afraid that criminals in the CA penal system would released, hardened criminals, rapists, murderers, etc.
Except THEY ALREADY DID IT.
While admonishing me to give up my guns, naturally.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 01, 2022 12:07 AM (jTmQV)

465 esse has passed. sid and his son were with him.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 01, 2022 12:04 AM (/UQ/R)


RIP. Best to Sid.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at March 01, 2022 12:07 AM (V13WU)

466 453 Now that asshole in Ukraine has done the same. That says that he is a lot of trouble, and it is going to CAUSE a lot of trouble for the Ukranians.

Why don't they ever shoot the guys in prison to free up the guards to go fight?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 01, 2022 12:04 AM (SchxB)

Even here in the US, it was pretty widely known that you could get out of all but the most serious prison sentences by "volunteering" to go fight in Vietnam.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2022 12:07 AM (evAgx)

467 Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 01, 2022 12:03 AM (II3Gr)


Not to put too fine a point on it. Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2022 12:07 AM (mZUr4)

468 WMDS.

Please convey my sincere condolences.

I was honored to get to meet them at last October's TxMoMeet. Their love was an evident thing, and noticed by all.

Respectfully,

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2022 12:07 AM (4FJVZ)

469 Jesse has passed. sid and his son were with him.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 01, 2022 12:04 AM (/UQ/R)

Please accept my condolences on their behalf, and yours, WDS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2022 12:08 AM (P3gRi)

470 Even here in the US, it was pretty widely known that you could get out of all but the most serious prison sentences by "volunteering" to go fight in Vietnam.
Posted by: Tom Servo

My Lai is not available for comment! :-)

Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at March 01, 2022 12:08 AM (ZW1rs)

471 Even here in the US, it was pretty widely known that you could get out of all but the most serious prison sentences by "volunteering" to go fight in Vietnam.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2022 12:07 AM (evAgx)

Yeah, but that was exporting criminals to another country, not letting them loose on our own citizens.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2022 12:08 AM (oHd/0)

472 Steam whistle has water in it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2022 12:08 AM (63Dwl)

473 *goes outside* *pours some out for Jesse*

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2022 12:08 AM (4I/2K)

474 Godspeed, Jesse. You're going home to wait for your family.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 01, 2022 12:09 AM (SchxB)

475 This is in honor of Ralph the Sheepdog, and Wylie E. Coyote.

Sam the Sheepdog, and Wylie E. Coyote pretending to be Ralph the Wolf, probably for tax reasons.

I watched a bunch of those last year on MeTV.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 01, 2022 12:09 AM (U+Oxn)

476 Please accept my condolences for the passing of SiD.
We are all on the conveyor belt to the beyond.
Get right with your maker.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 01, 2022 12:09 AM (jTmQV)

477 463 451 Jesse has passed. sid and his son were with him.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 01, 2022 12:04 AM (/UQ/R)

So sorry. My heartfelt sympathies are with his family and friends.
Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2022 12:07 AM (AmoqO)

same here. The news this afternoon was so bad, I had a sinking feeling this was coming. He can be at peace now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2022 12:10 AM (evAgx)

478 Jesse has passed. sid and his son were with him.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Eternal rest grant unto Jesse, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul, and all the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.

Posted by: Dr. Evil Doer, formally Loki! before he got all weird at March 01, 2022 12:10 AM (ZW1rs)

479 39 Donnie is a cool freaking dude.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 28, 2022 10:12 PM (Tx2c6)

++++

LOL. Same thing was going through my mind when he came out wearing a bow tie, took it off, threw it out to the crowd, and then jammed his arms up into the air to claim his victory.

Totes kewl.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2022 12:12 AM (hVqGz)

480 My concentration is fine, runner. You're a broken record and quickly getting stale on this subject, and far too quick with insults when someone contradicts you directly or says something, anything you disagree with. But please, continue showing us how much more intelligent you are than all of us here.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 01, 2022 12:05 AM (8gxrg)

I am sorry your faith in Ukie awesemness is getting crashed by reality, But really, attacking me will not make them winners.

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at March 01, 2022 12:12 AM (V13WU)

481 448 Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 01, 2022 12:03 AM (II3Gr)

-----------------------------------

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 01, 2022 12:13 AM (CAJOC)

482 The Ukes would be foolish to just throw in the towel and surrender at this point in the war. Both sides are masters of propaganda and obviously lying their asses off about casualties, but there exists little third party evidence of any decisive battles. So the tactical situation is fluid, and by the numbers the two forces are fairly evenly matched unless/until Russia pulls in so many additional uncommitted units that they open themselves up to a counter-invasion. The strategic situation would seem to favor Ukraine given that the war has galvanized Europe into actually doing something for a change.

Not saying it won't be ugly--it will be. This is a real war between real countries that don't fool around, not a sandbox turkey shoot like America has grown accustomed to fighting.

Posted by: CppThis at March 01, 2022 12:16 AM (UewuT)

483 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I just saw over at Breitbart that Col. Alexander Vindman, who once bragged that he had been offered the job of heading up the Ukrainian Defense Ministry or Military Directorate or something, was cheering on the old homeland, apparently from afar. Why doesn't he just pack himself into his Honduran field marshal's uniform, head on over to Kiev, and start shooting at Russian troops, in between wolfing down Krispy Kreme rations?

https://tinyurl.com/3k4weykz

Posted by: Paco at March 01, 2022 12:17 AM (njExo)

484 Is Putin going to surrender and allow Ukraine to become part of NATO at any point and to any degree in this debacle?

If the answer is No, then he wins.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 01, 2022 12:17 AM (2tlmG)

485 San Diego, CA type U.S. Civil Defense Sirens were electrically powered, spun air acoustic devices. Others were electrically driven "diaphram" emitters, driven through voice-horn arrays.

None that I know of, were of the compressed air or steam driven types.

U.S. Civil Defense sirens were pervasive, and stand-alone devices, apart from the sources of steam or compressed air. But not electricity. Never apart from electricity. Me, I want some old fashioned Civil Defense "CD" yellow n' black stickers. So I can affix them to porta-potties, and such.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2022 12:20 AM (4FJVZ)

486 JTB and I extend our deepest condolences to SiD and Jesse's son. Prayers are sent for their family. RIP Jesse.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at March 01, 2022 12:20 AM (7EjX1)

487 118 I thought artificial insemination could result in multi-child pregnancies.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2022 10:26 PM (llON

Not always the case, thankfully.

Posted by: Hillary! at February 28, 2022 10:28 PM (Tx2c6)

++++

There is a lot you could say about Webb Hubbell, but I wouldn't call him an artificial inseminator.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2022 12:21 AM (hVqGz)

488 Got a second letter from him today saying the same thing.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2022 10:43 PM (U+Oxn)


Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: White Cat That Knocks Shit Off the Counter at March 01, 2022 12:23 AM (ufFY8)

489 Oh, Lookie! Google dropped their vaccine mandate!

After 2 years of pushing vaccine propaganda.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2022 12:25 AM (oHd/0)

490 It sure does feel that way, but I just have a problem believing that they are intelligent, organized, and competent enough to actually run a 5 year op much less a 100 year one.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 11:42 PM (hOUT3)

The Steal seemed uncharacteristically organized, didn't it?

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2022 12:26 AM (dscaa)

491 The Big Boys are dropping their v*x mandates because:

A. The Midterms
B. Bad Vax News Released/Coming
C. All of the Above

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2022 12:27 AM (dscaa)

492 286

I should get odds on whether it is Putin or Zelensky who exposes the graft...


Even money it's Putin...Zelensky is NOT what he appears to be.

Posted by: Giles Overreach at March 01, 2022 12:27 AM (czlzu)

493 How old was Jesse, can that be shared ?

Posted by: runner, dissent is the highest form of patriotism at March 01, 2022 12:27 AM (V13WU)

494 Never apart from electricity. Me, I want some old fashioned Civil Defense "CD" yellow n' black stickers. So I can affix them to porta-potties, and such.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2022 12:20 AM (4FJVZ)\

Many air raid sirens were powered by Chrysler Hemis:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8s7xv5

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2022 12:28 AM (P3gRi)

495 I'm so sorry Jesse, sid, family, wmd and friends.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2022 12:28 AM (dscaa)

496 490 It sure does feel that way, but I just have a problem believing that they are intelligent, organized, and competent enough to actually run a 5 year op much less a 100 year one.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 28, 2022 11:42 PM (hOUT3)

The Steal seemed uncharacteristically organized, didn't it?
----
The GOP, judges and numerous others were well paid to not make waves.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 01, 2022 12:29 AM (qfLjt)

497
Well, I'll be damned. The internet says that Greenville, SC still has a standing Chrysler siren, albeit non-functional.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 01, 2022 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)

498 Born on this date (February 2 in 1929: my father. My father passed away due to complications from PSP (Progressive Supranuclear Palsy) on Memorial Day, 2015. His remains are in a columbarium at Arlington National Cemetery. Happy birthday, Dad. Hope I was able to properly thank you for all you sacrificed and gave to your family.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 01, 2022 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

499 Well, I'll be damned. The internet says that Greenville, SC still has a standing Chrysler siren, albeit non-functional.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 01, 2022 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)

You should offer to haul it away as "scrap" for them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2022 12:34 AM (P3gRi)

500 We need to back, Marty!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 01, 2022 12:35 AM (vuisn)

501 ..Many air raid sirens were powered by Chrysler Hemis:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8s7xv5 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2022 12:28 AM (P3gRi)


This, I did not know, AOP. Only in America, friends. Only in America.

/larry the cable guy

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2022 12:37 AM (4FJVZ)

502 245 Ever see the show "Homicide Hunter"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


No, is this something I'll regret looking up?

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

Sorry, out for a bit.
Good show about a detective named Kenda who had a murder solve rate in the high 90s percent. He recounts many of his cases.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2022 12:37 AM (ynpvh)

503 WDS -

please accept my condolences.

May SiD and family be Blessed with Peace and Strength.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at March 01, 2022 12:39 AM (okV1R)

504 late to the party. Again.

What did I miss? beside boobs, politics and bears assaulting pedestrians in NYC?

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 01, 2022 12:40 AM (Jzz++)

505 RIP, Jesse, and may God comfort SiD and the family and friends.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 01, 2022 12:40 AM (xxG/v)

506 502 245 Ever see the show "Homicide Hunter"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

No, is this something I'll regret looking up?
Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

Sorry, out for a bit.
Good show about a detective named Kenda who had a murder solve rate in the high 90s percent. He recounts many of his cases.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2022 12:37 AM (ynpvh)

One of his catch phrases was "My, My, My".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2022 12:40 AM (ynpvh)

507 Well I guess this has been a productive day in building the B-26K model kit.

Expanded my correction notes on this kit. There is a broad blade antenna that goes just behind the cockpit on most Ks, the ICM directions are pretty spot on once you realize ICM has printed it all as if you are viewing the location holes needing to be drilled from inside the bomb bay. But they don't tell you this.

Finished up the observer compartment by scratch building a fire extinguisher and making out of putty a first aid kit. All that is left here is to add the observer's seat and put seat belts on it. Plus the usual painting.

Also tackled the engine nacelles. ICM needs to add more positive locating tabs for the fore and aft bulkheads that box in the landing gear well or they will go slightly gangly and the model builder will have a dickens of time closing things up. Added from sheet plastic and bits leftover from other kits the batteries and engine fire extinguishers. Still need to add some more wiring to busy things up before painting and adding them to the wings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2022 12:41 AM (weKWs)

508 Lt Kenda is awesome.

My, my, my...



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2022 12:42 AM (ufFY8)

509 condolences on your loss.

Posted by: vivi at March 01, 2022 12:44 AM (33kEg)

510 The SNL skit, while the message was spot on, still managed to be unfunny.
Posted by: Timbuk 3 at February 28, 2022 11:24 PM (fhOCd)

To be honest, I couldn't understand what point they we're trying to get across. It's like it was in a foreign language. And completely unfunny.

Posted by: InCali at March 01, 2022 12:46 AM (eFvmN)

511 he fart does not exist until you observe it
Posted by: Dogbert


Sorry, is this the physics class or philosophy?

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)

Dunno. I'm currently clapping with one hand; I don't know what the big deal is.

Schrodinger's Fart?

Posted by: barbarausa at March 01, 2022 12:47 AM (f5Tiu)

512 508 Lt Kenda is awesome.

My, my, my...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2022 12:42 AM (ufFY

Indeed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2022 12:47 AM (ynpvh)

513 Well, I am going to hit the sack. Been a long day. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2022 12:48 AM (P3gRi)

514 238 Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2022 10:48 PM (4I/2K)

You're supposed to say SHE was cleaning it when it went off...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Thought it just required a good soaking.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 28, 2022 10:50 PM (r1z5A)

What 'r ya, a Mormon or something? Well, use a bed shaker then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2022 12:49 AM (ynpvh)

515 To be honest, I couldn't understand what point they we're trying to get across. It's like it was in a foreign language. And completely unfunny.

Posted by: InCali at March 01, 2022 12:46 AM (eFvmN)

It's psy-op propaganda and not aimed at you. It will have spoken to the people it needed to speak to.

You can be fairly certain other "comedy" programs will be doing similar "jokes" in the coming weeks. The crux is the Collective giving permission to their sheep to think Wrongthoughts.

Wrongthoughts which will eventually be the only thoughts they are permitted to have.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2022 12:51 AM (dscaa)

516
These honking YUGE sirens are one hell of a cool thing. Supposedly the most powerful sirens ever made. They could even be used to disperse fog. Sound waves caused tiny suspended fog "particles" to merge and precipitate.

Greenville's siren is at the top of the old, historic Poinsett Hotel building.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 01, 2022 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)

517 Finished binge watching the two seasons (six episodes each) of the Norwegian "Ragnarok".

Very clever integration of Norse mythology into modern times. They don't get crazy with the super powers, but there is some woke bullshit that can be easily ignored.

The actor that becomes Loki has a creepy look, but the two 'giant' chicks are quite hot, as is the other blonde

I watched it in Norwegian with English subtitles. I have absolutely no sense of Norwegian, but it was funny how many English words they use. "Okay" being universal.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2022 12:51 AM (ufFY8)

518 Rest In Peace, good sir. Comfort and peace to his family.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2022 12:52 AM (arJlL)

519 Ugh.

Just. Ugh.
Hug your loved ones. Life is unpredictable. Don't waste time being angry and sullen.

Love to you all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2022 12:53 AM (U2p+3)

520
Bell Labs helped design these Chrysler sirens. Three different models, of increasing power were produced.

The first ones required a manual operator. This was a suicide job. The CD officer whose number came up the day of a nuclear attack was to get on that thing and faithfully keep it going until the nuclear blast relieved him of duty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 01, 2022 12:53 AM (Mzdiz)

521 LOL Rekieta:

All we need is an mRNA vaccine to get rid of all the midochlorians to get rid of The Force. Let's get on it!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2022 12:56 AM (ufFY8)

522 Dad. Hope I was able to properly thank you for all you sacrificed and gave to your family.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 01, 2022 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

What a wonderful sentiment. I have the same hopes for my Dad.

Eyes are worn out. Goodnight all.

Posted by: Javems at March 01, 2022 12:57 AM (AmoqO)

523 Hiya barbaraUSA !

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2022 12:58 AM (arJlL)

524
Principle of operation of these things: The Chrysler engine turned a huge, 2600CFM (@7psi) air compressor. Output went through a rotor that set up resonant pulses, which produced the sound waves.

You can easily see this principle with a little blow gun on your air hose and a little "pinwheel". Playing around, I discovered this. I had a little pinwheel thing, would spin. I got to blowing air over it, and found the optimum angle to spin that wheel at ungodly RPM.

It would make a hell of a "Brrrrrrrrrrreee!" sound. I played around with the angle and maximized the sound. Ungodly loud sound.

That's what those sirens did, on a much larger scale.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 01, 2022 12:59 AM (Mzdiz)

525 Love to you all.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Backatcha Nurse !

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2022 12:59 AM (arJlL)

526
My "pinwheel", I can't remember exactly what it was. I think it was a little plastic fan off of something. Getting the air stream at the right angle to the blades would spin that thing at incredible RPM. I remember thinking it might be fast enough to fly apart.

It was so fast, the angular momentum of that little spinning piece of plastic was palpable. Very difficult to change the direction of the axis. Tiny little spinning piece of plastic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 01, 2022 01:02 AM (Mzdiz)

527
I knew I wouldn't be the only one who did this:

https://tinyurl.com/ycksv4e9

Here the "air raid" siren whine?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 01, 2022 01:04 AM (Mzdiz)

528 12 noon, every Friday ...

Posted by: Adriane the Get Off My Lawn Critic ... at March 01, 2022 01:04 AM (okV1R)

529 kinda trollish in here tonight. are all these regular socks really at each other's throats?

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 01, 2022 01:07 AM (Jzz++)

530 hiya JT!

Posted by: barbarausa at March 01, 2022 01:08 AM (f5Tiu)

531 529 kinda trollish in here tonight. are all these regular socks really at each other's throats?
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 01, 2022 01:07 AM (Jzz++)

Wait. Just got home and was busy at work before. People throwing down?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2022 01:30 AM (dNqv+)

532 >>> 42 Tonight is a virtual fantasia of beef jerky. I can feel it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2022 10:13 PM (VxC1e)

Are you driving to a Buc-ee's?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Stopped at a Buc-ee's for the first time while driving through Florida. All I can say is that I can't wait to go back. I fell in love with Buc-ee"s. It's an amzing place.

Posted by: RetsgtRN at March 01, 2022 01:32 AM (5uNrs)

533 It's just bad news and more bad news, Aetius.

Worse than the standard Monday.

People are sick of the avoidable bulls!t, and sad at the unavoidable.

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2022 01:32 AM (dpnJh)

534 Otto von bismark invented the social welfare state to stop the revolutions breaking out in germany and the poor killing off his patrons the wealthy. His motto give the poor food or the communists will give them guns and they will take the food!

Posted by: raimondo at March 01, 2022 01:34 AM (55rrs)

535 Never been to a Buc-ee's. Sounds like a really cool chain.

Alas, too far away.......

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2022 01:34 AM (dpnJh)

536 RetsgtRN, we absolutely love Buc-ee's. So glad they expanded out of Texas. Can't see one and NOT stop.

Posted by: CA Token at March 01, 2022 01:36 AM (2+yws)

537 I really liked Bismarck's ship.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2022 01:38 AM (1vynn)

538 I really liked Bismarck's ship.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2022 01:39 AM (1vynn)

539 *scans back through the comments. Ponders*

No comment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2022 01:45 AM (dNqv+)

540 Bismarek would be a good food name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2022 01:49 AM (dNqv+)

541 *scans back through the comments. Ponders*

No comment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2022 01:45

Hmm, that makes me ponder Aetius, thanks for the thorough review.

Posted by: Farmer at March 01, 2022 01:52 AM (55Qr6)

542 Hmm, that makes me ponder Aetius, thanks for the thorough review.
Posted by: Farmer at March 01, 2022 01:52 AM (55Qr6)

No, it is just a question of what to get into and starting more shit. I am sure the cobs are keeping overwatch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2022 01:56 AM (dNqv+)

543 Never been to a Buc-ee's. Sounds like a really cool chain.

Alas, too far away.......

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2022 01:34 AM (dpnJh)


They are building brand new one just down I10 from me; it's gonna be the largest Buc-ees in MS. It's also, I think, the only one in MS. But why quibble. I've been to one in Dallas area; thought they were overpriced.

Ace is the pro quibbler. If he had a buncha elves, he'd call 'em quibblees. Quibblettes?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 01, 2022 02:25 AM (F0YaR)

544 I think that female fertility treatments (clomid, etc) or in vitro can give you multiples, not just adding sperm. To get multiples you need multiple eggs.
Posted by: CN The First at February 28, 2022 10:32 PM (ONvIw)

In-vitro is often preceded by drugs to induce super-ovulation. After fertilization, multiple zygotes can be inserted into the woman. If more than one successfully implants, multiples ensue.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 01, 2022 02:25 AM (qyH+l)

545 Bismarek would be a good food name.
Posted by: Aetius
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A drug nonsense name. 'Bismarek', Clinically Proven! *

*Do not take Bismarek if you are allergic to Bismarek. Notify your doctor immediately if you experience bleeding from your eyes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2022 02:33 AM (l0Lgi)

546 In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Jerusalem. Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cum Lazaro quondam paupere ćternam habeas requiem.

For those who don't have the Missal of Paul V memorized,

"May the angels lead you into paradise; may the martyrs receive you at your arrival and lead you to the holy city Jerusalem. May choirs of angels receive you and with Lazarus, once (a) poor (man), may you have eternal rest."

Posted by: Fox2! at March 01, 2022 02:38 AM (qyH+l)

547 Good show about a detective named Kenda

I like Joe Kenda, but he's a weird dude. In terms of appearance and demeanor, he seems like a muppet that has come to life. His deadpan hardboiled commentary is funny. I hope he means it to be. (This all sounds harsh, but I mean it when I say I lime him.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 01, 2022 02:45 AM (KFhLj)

548 Lol @ drug nonsense name. Not enough Qs, Zs or Xs though...

Why do the latest drugnames all seem to be designed for a Scrabble super-high score?

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2022 02:49 AM (dpnJh)

549 Seattle looks like the upscale version of Kensington in Philly. With enough time Seattle should catch up so -- equity

Posted by: micky at March 01, 2022 02:54 AM (3byMq)

550 Maybe Pharma determines drug price, based on the drug names' potential Scrabble scores too...

Oh, this one has q,x, AND z-- the letters are placed for extra letter scores and the name is long enough to reach triple word score-- lessee now, oh yeah, we can charge $15,000 for a month's supply!!

Woo Hoo! KA-CHING!!!!

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2022 02:57 AM (dpnJh)

551 Dad was prescribed Xtandi. (prostate cancer)

Sticker price was freaking 13k per month! He got into a study which covered half the price.

The med made him so sick he stopped it and dropped out of the study.

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2022 03:09 AM (dpnJh)

552 Ah well. Goodnight, horde.

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2022 03:13 AM (dpnJh)

553 Night JQ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2022 03:14 AM (dNqv+)

554 Sad news about Jesse. Prayers for him and his family.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 01, 2022 03:17 AM (kxM0f)

555 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 01, 2022 03:17 AM (kxM0f)

556 Night all.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 01, 2022 03:23 AM (KAi1n)

557 Dear Nerve Pain,

I hate you. Anytime now you can f*** off and die.

Sincerely, MLiI

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 01, 2022 03:30 AM (kxM0f)

558 Fat Tuesday.
Better known as Paczki Day

https://onmilwaukee.com/articles/paczki-fat-tuesday

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 01, 2022 03:54 AM (kxM0f)

559 PAWNCH-key

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 01, 2022 03:55 AM (kxM0f)

560 Only cat napping since before 2am, resisted the tablet

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2022 03:59 AM (2JoB8)

561 Cat napped a majority of the night....with a cat!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 01, 2022 04:01 AM (kxM0f)

562 Pixy nood

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2022 04:01 AM (2JoB8)

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