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Inspector General Opens Investigation Into US Capitol Police Being Caught Spying on Republican Congressmen

Say-- Nancy Pelosi is ultimately in charge of the Capitol Police, right?

Sean Davis at The Federalist:


The inspector general for the U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) has opened a formal investigation into whether the law enforcement agency tasked with securing the Capitol has been inappropriately surveilling elected members of Congress, their staff, and visitors to their offices, The Federalist has learned. The opening of the investigation follows news reports and accusations from lawmakers that USCP has overstepped its bounds as it tries to recover from the January 6 riots that tarnished both the Capitol and the reputation of the law enforcement agency that was supposed to keep it safe.

USCP Chief J. Thomas Manger confirmed the opening of the inspector general investigation in his response to congressional inquiries about USCP police tactics, reported in a January 24 article published by Politico, including surveilling and compiling intelligence dossiers on members of Congress, their staff, and visitors.

"While I am confident in our methods, I am asking the USCP Office of the Inspector General to review the USCP's programs related to these security assessments to assure both this Committee, the Congress as a whole, and the public that these processes are legal, necessary, and appropriate," Manger wrote to seven Republican lawmakers.

According to the Politico article, USCP analysts had been directed by Julie Farnam, the acting director of USCP's Intelligence and Interagency Coordination Division, to "run 'background checks on people whom lawmakers planned to meet, including donors and associates."

"When staff were listed as attending these meetings, Capitol Police intelligence analysts also got asked to check the social media accounts of the staffers," the Politico article alleged.

In his letter to lawmakers, Manger denied the allegations detailed in the Politico article and claimed USCP's activities were both appropriate and legal.

Suspicions that USCP may not be acting appropriately did not arise in a vacuum, however. In November 2021, a USCP officer entered the congressional office of Rep. Troy Nehls, R-Tex., and took a photo of a whiteboard in Nehls' legislative office detailing various legislative plans being considered by Nehls and his staff. In a formal police report filed several days after the incident, the officer wrote that he had been conducting a routine security patrol on Saturday, November 21, and discovered that one of the doors to Nehls' office was open.

The report claimed that the officer entered Nehls' office and found a whiteboard that contained "suspicious writings mentioning body armor[.]" The officer reportedly took a photo of the whiteboard, which was then passed around to analysts within USCP. The following Monday, USCP dispatched three plain-clothed intelligence officers to Nehls' office and questioned a staffer who was there about the whiteboard and the legislative proposals it contained.

Congressman Nehls wrote about this spying episode today:


Congressman Troy Nehls
@RepTroyNehls


The @CapitolPolice Intelligence Division investigated my office illegally and one of my staffers caught them in the act.


On November 20th, 2021, Capitol Police entered my office without my knowledge and photographed confidential legislative products protected by the Speech and Debate clause enshrined in the Constitution, Article 1 Section 6.

Two days later on Monday November 22, 2021 (Thanksgiving week), three intelligence officers attempted to enter my office while the House was in recess.
Congressman Troy Nehls

Upon discovering a member of my staff, special agents dressed like construction workers began to question him as to the contents of a photograph taken illegally two days earlier.


@CapitolPolice never informed myself or senior level staff of their investigation and the reasons are clear.

They had no authority to photograph my office, let alone investigate myself or members of my staff.

So, why is the Capitol Police Leadership maliciously investigating me in an attempt to destroy me and my character?

Maybe it is because I have been a vocal critic of @SpeakerPelosi, the @January6thCmte, and @CapitolPolice leadership about their handling of January 6th, the death of Ashli Babbitt and the subsequent SHAM investigation.

Defund the Capitol Police.

No, that'll never happen -- Lindsey Graham and Bitch McConnell are huge, huge fans. They shoot unarmed women whenever Miss Lindey feels stressy and demands a relief murder.

Julie Kelly just wrote about the Deep State's illegally-spy-and-then-illegally-leak tactics.

All paid for by you!


After January 6, 2021, Capitol Police officials announced plans to expand beyond the legislatively authorized purview of the agency and open offices in Florida and California, as well as in other states. Congress overwhelmingly supported a bill last year to fork over $2.1 billion in new funding to the Capitol Police. Now flush with cash and immune from any serious public oversight, the agency is returning the favor by spying on dissidents of the Biden regime.

According to Politico, Capitol Police investigators are preparing secret dossiers on lawmakers, congressional staff, donors, and even constituents who visit their representatives in public or in private.

"After the Jan. 6 insurrection (sic), the Capitol Police's intelligence unit quietly started scrutinizing the backgrounds of people who meet with lawmakers," reporters Molly Woodruff Swan and Daniel Lippman wrote. "Several Capitol Police intelligence analysts have already raised concerns about the practice to the department's inspector general," one source told Politico.

Investigators are asked to scour social media accounts and even examine "tax and real estate records to find out who owned the properties that lawmakers visited." In one example, Capitol Police analyzed a fundraiser held in a private home for Senator Rick Scott (R-Fla.). Donors to House Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.), who was shot by a Bernie Sanders supporter in 2017, also are under Capitol police scrutiny.

Far from ensuring the safety of legislators and their staffs, the underlying political motive is obvious to anyone who's been paying attention the past several years: the Capitol Police, acting as the Stasi of the Democratic Party, will collect dirt on Republicans under the pretense of national security then leak gossipy details to an always-compliant news media.


Journalists will then source the leaks to anonymous "intelligence officials" to legitimize any incriminating disclosures, which in turn will prompt Democrats to call for immediate investigations and criminal referrals--see the January 6 select committee for how this successful formula works.

In fact, an official from the Obama Administration, the birthplace of Russiagate and other political espionage efforts, is heading up the new endeavor.

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM




Comments

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

2 Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 08, 2022 12:17 PM (cvNl1)

3 Norms!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at February 08, 2022 12:18 PM (F9322)

4 Let me spoil this for you:

"We found no wrongdoing on the part of the Capitol Police. We recommend raises."
-OIG

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

5 Every dictatorship needs it's internal political police force...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

6 No intent.

No reasonable prosecutor.

Two weeks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 12:19 PM (KFhLj)

7 Is he a donk?

Posted by: CN The First at February 08, 2022 12:19 PM (ONvIw)

8 As I asked below, what are the USCP doing at their Tampa office, which opened last July?

Posted by: EveR at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM (MUpk6)

9 All the cops are criminals
And all the sinners "Insurrectionists" saints

Posted by: Won't you guess my name at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM (F9322)

10 8 As I asked below, what are the USCP doing at their Tampa office, which opened last July?

Posted by: EveR at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM (MUpk6)

Getting their Tampons?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

11 Yes, I'm sure the OIG is getting right on this. Seriously, do all the people making fun of the Durham probe even know what it's uncovering?

It's not going to succeed in putting anyone important in jail, but it's making some revelations official.

Posted by: trev006 at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM (Eqkqm)

12 Do 2 murders. Call me in the morning.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (S6hNk)

13 Ooooh. An OIG investigation. Well color us terrified. We'll straighten up and fly right from now on. Those Inspectors General are great men who really bring the pain when they discover bad behavior. Surely we won't survive this.

:: makes exaggerated wanking motion ::

Posted by: Capitol Police at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)

14 Soooo....

Posted by: Richard Nixon at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (QYPq3)

15 I fear this is just a show investigation. "Hey, look, we checked into it. Nothing there."

Trump needs to get reelected so that this time he really can clean house.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (Q3oNv)

16 "...directed by Julie Farnam, the acting director of USCP's Intelligence and Interagency Coordination Division"

Queue the Ohio Players singing "Jive Turkey"

https://tinyurl.com/nnszrbyv

Posted by: Marcus T, Recovering at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (ulKlo)

17 just like watergate. THIS is why trump had to go. he was worse than nixon...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (8D42x)

18 They shoot spies, don't they?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (Cus5s)

19 No doubt it will end up like all the other investigations.. Nothing to see here move along

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (J8ILO)

20 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (Hica+)

21 This investigation will result in a call for "better supervision" and DIE training to better target the rayciss GOP.

Posted by: CN The First at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (ONvIw)

22 No, that'll never happen -- Lindsey Graham and Bitch McConnell are huge, huge fans. They shoot unarmed women whenever Miss Lindey feels stressy and demands a relief murder.
++++
I'm pretty contemptuous, but I've got nothin' on Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (DU+/6)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

24 13 Ooooh. An OIG investigation. Well color us terrified. We'll straighten up and fly right from now on. Those Inspectors General are great men who really bring the pain when they discover bad behavior. Surely we won't survive this.

:: makes exaggerated wanking motion ::

Posted by: Capitol Police at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)

I remember the shake weight...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

25 Abolish all they asses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (lOuKL)

26 The inspector general for the U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) has opened a formal investigation into whether the law enforcement agency tasked with securing the Capitol has been inappropriately surveilling elected members of Congress, their staff, and visitors to their offices, The Federalist has learned.


What about their COMMITTING MURDER!?!?!?

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Eh, Stasi gotta Stasi. Nothing to see here, move along, Comrades.

Posted by: kraken at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (Vr12I)

28 Two Weeks!

ISOIG

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (SlnXa)

29 They're not spying on people, just merely collecting data...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

30 Just like Watergate, but dressed up as construction workers. 50 year anniversary.

Posted by: Mike at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (SOjg5)

31 Oh wow. Another investigation. In 2038 when the investigation is over and Nancy is retired (or dead) there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (eTcWU)

32 Capitol Police = Jive Turkeys

Posted by: Obligatory at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (QYPq3)

33 18 They shoot spies, don't they?
Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2022 12:21 PM (Cus5s)

Only the really good ones. The rest they trade like baseball cards with another sides ineptly caught spies.

Posted by: Bete at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (F9322)

34 By investigation they mean cover up.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (vN+oL)

35 Pelosi makes Harry Reid look like an honest man.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (IFD3M)

36 Somebody left a door open.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (cMXNt)

37 My bobsled would be called Year Zero.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (44ww/)

38 "Upon discovering a member of my staff, special agents dressed like construction workers"


Dammit, our Village People ruse failed! More Indians!

Posted by: Wally at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (FJYfm)

39 "25 Abolish all they asses."

This is bad grammar. Please, people, let us not give the enemy a teat to grab.

#UseGoodGrammer

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (Q3oNv)

40 I am of an MP4 mindset about this. Nothing will come of this.

Posted by: kraken at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (Vr12I)

41 11
It's not going to succeed in putting anyone important in jail, but it's making some revelations official.
Posted by: trev006 at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM

Official revelations and $1.99 will get you a large coffee at the Kwik Star.

Posted by: Grimmy at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (JCZqz)

42 Willowed but important:

MTG is now working hand and glove with Trump to MAGAfy his endorsements. I hope he takes her advice and tells his confidantes to fuck off.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM (GYllL)

Kills me that we need MTG to ensure Trump stays on the MAGA path. Especially when you see stories like this. Love the guy and he's the likely nom for 2024 but if you aren't questioning his resolve to do what needs to be done, consider MTG's role here.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (KbCG3)

43 ... the Capitol Police, acting as the Stasi of the Democratic Party, will collect dirt on Republicans under the pretense of national security then leak gossipy details to an always-compliant news media.

Journalists will then source the leaks to anonymous "intelligence officials" to legitimize any incriminating disclosures, which in turn will prompt Democrats to call for immediate investigations and criminal referrals--see the January 6 select committee for how this successful formula works.

++++
Which then makes the information "open source" when it's laundered through other organizations to justify investigations and operations against the target. This is the exact playbook and bidirectional information laundromat between the IC and trusted partners and the press that was the basis for the entire Spygate affair.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (DU+/6)

44 Not to worry your pretty little heads! Nothing will come of this.

Here's your ducky...
[iribbit
ribbit
ribbit

Posted by: DB at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (geLO8)

45 31 Oh wow. Another investigation. In 2038 when the investigation is over and Nancy is retired (or dead) there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 12:23 PM (eTcWU)

Well, Nancy will ALREADY be in Hell, so yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

46 I suppose they'll be breaking down my door next since I contribute to Troy Nehls' campaign.
He's my congressman.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (NpAcC)

47 From their own website, this is the Capitol Police's job...so why did they ever get approved for Tampa, again?

"The United States Capitol Police (USCP) is a CALEA nationally-accredited, federal law enforcement agency. The USCP safeguards the Congress, its legislative process, Members of Congress, employees, visitors, and facilities from crime, disruption, and terrorism."

Posted by: Nova local at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (exHjb)

48 I read, somewhere on the internet, that Lindsey Graham fucks little boys.

Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (IFD3M)

49 comment fail

Posted by: DB at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (geLO8)

50 So #TwoWeeks?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (FVME7)

51 What about their COMMITTING MURDER!?!?!?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

How does "Praise from a Senator" sound?

Posted by: Ted "Zodiac" Cruz at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (F9322)

52 what I meant to say was

nothing will come of this

Posted by: DB at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (geLO8)

53 what rough beast slouches towards D.C.?

Posted by: slouchy, very very slouchy at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (ypaqz)

54 Murder for hire and illegal spying. Sounds more like The Capital Fleece.

Posted by: Marcus T, Recovering at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (VpIIl)

55 Let's hope they investigate the murders committed as well.

Also, 2.1 BILLION? What could they possibly need to spend that on?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (8548M)

56 This brings new meaning to the expression 'to reach across the aisle.'

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (Fbj1q)

57 I am not a bot, clever though my rejoinders be.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (Q3oNv)

58 The US Capitol Police have adopted a new moniker: NKVD

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (4I/2K)

59
Out: Watergate.
In: Plotterskate.

No reasonable prosecutor ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (743lG)

60
I remember the shake weight...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (ynpvh)



And it finishes with a nice soothing face cream......

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

61 55 Let's hope they investigate the murders committed as well.

Also, 2.1 BILLION? What could they possibly need to spend that on?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (8548M)

Kickbacks

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

62 The inspector general for the U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) has opened a formal investigation...

Yes, they were wrong, and need to be punished.
There. Saved millions of bucks for youse.

Posted by: Flyover at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (Rbu5d)

63 McConnell will write a letter to the assistant deputy under secretary of the Capitol Police. Rumor has it he will use not one but two exclamation points. That is how angry he is.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (eTcWU)

64 Now, we are all Gong Show spies.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (S6hNk)

65 Is this when we can say 'we aren't voting our way out of this' again?

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (oWBc3)

66 Kevin McCarthy just promise to fire all of these people if Republicans win the House, right?

Oh, sorry. It must be the drugs...

Posted by: Marcus T, Recovering at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (VpIIl)

67 So...the United States Stasi Service.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (axyOa)

68 Hopefully someone loses their license to practice law after all this....and then gets it back after a few months...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (V6f9+)

69 I look back at the last two years of my life and all the comments I've made internet and real-life and I think ... Man, I'm never wrong. It's humbling.

#Today'sConspiracyIsTomorrow'sNews

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (Q3oNv)

70 Defund the Capitol Police.

No, that'll never happen -- Lindsey Graham and Bitch McConnell are huge, huge fans. They shoot unarmed women whenever Miss Lindey feels stressy and demands a relief murder.


Don't forget they were proposing several months ago to open Capitol police offices around the country, and announced the first two states will be CA and FL via Fox News...

The first announced two field offices will open in California and Florida, with additional states expected in the "near future," acting USCP Chief Yogananda Pittman said in a statement Tuesday.

I dunno what has happened to that idea since then.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (F0YaR)

71 62

Dont forget additional training.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (eTcWU)

72 60
I remember the shake weight...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (ynpvh)


And it finishes with a nice soothing face cream......

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

Not sure what shake weight you've been using...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

73 >The inspector general for the U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) has opened a formal investigation into whether ...

so
Official Washington investigating Official Washington.

Official Washington can relax.

Posted by: DB at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (geLO8)

74
Lindsey Graham: "What are you doing? Take back the Senate! You've got guns! Use them! We give you guns for a reason! Use them!"

This guy is a straight-up ghoul. But I have no doubt that South Carolina's local chapter of the Bill Dauterive Right will re-elect him in '26. "Because we have to stop muh Demz and make muh 'Merica great again, derrrrp. We'll just have to hold him accountable duh-buh-duhhhh. Lenoooore!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 12:28 PM (CARG2)

75 Just like Watergate, but worse.

Pelosi needs to be impeached and removed from office, since she ordered it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2022 12:28 PM (EQwWS)

76 4 Let me spoil this for you:

"We found no wrongdoing on the part of the Capitol Police. We recommend raises."
-OIG
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 12:18 PM

As a fed employee and a military man, this is close, but a little off. We usually admit that there were failures "in the system", and new procedures need to be put in place, but no one person is identified as at fault and punished. We'll just do better next time.

Unless we WANT to get rid of someone, and then any little pretext is amplified and focused like a laser on the one person.

Posted by: Anonny Moronny at February 08, 2022 12:28 PM (OXkR9)

77 even when the GOP sweeps out the shit in 2022, these police will stay and be loyal democrat partisans.

Also, they're basically murderers. No wait, they ARE. period.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 12:28 PM (ZZK0E)

78 I have full faith that this was a good snoop, and no charges will be forthcoming.

Posted by: Hammond Eggar at February 08, 2022 12:28 PM (wBpKf)

79 Need to set up a private investigation of the investigators. Go back 20 years on their social media accounts. Investigate who they meet with on and off hours. Investigate their family and tax records. Check their spending habits. Etc etc.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 08, 2022 12:28 PM (fnrpf)

80 70 Defund the Capitol Police.

No, that'll never happen -- Lindsey Graham and Bitch McConnell are huge, huge fans. They shoot unarmed women whenever Miss Lindey feels stressy and demands a relief murder.

Don't forget they were proposing several months ago to open Capitol police offices around the country, and announced the first two states will be CA and FL via Fox News...

The first announced two field offices will open in California and Florida, with additional states expected in the "near future," acting USCP Chief Yogananda Pittman said in a statement Tuesday.

I dunno what has happened to that idea since then.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (F0YaR)

Yeah, strange that. WHY would the CAPITOL police need field office so far away from DC?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

81 Ace mistakenly typed "Bitch McConnell" but his name is actually "Mitch McConnell."

Seriously, people, get it right! We're opening doors for the left to attack us like Capitol Pollice.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2022 12:28 PM (Q3oNv)

82 Also, 2.1 BILLION? What could they possibly need to spend that on?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (8548M)
++++
Internal secret security police aren't cheap. Gotta keep 'em happy if you want 'em busting heads for you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 12:28 PM (DU+/6)

83
Also, 2.1 BILLION? What could they possibly need to spend that on?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (8548M)


No-knock SWAT teams and pallets of hollowpoint ammo are expensive, y'know.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (n+4am)

84 42 Willowed but important:

MTG is now working hand and glove with Trump to MAGAfy his endorsements. I hope he takes her advice and tells his confidantes to fuck off.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM (GYllL)

Kills me that we need MTG to ensure Trump stays on the MAGA path. Especially when you see stories like this. Love the guy and he's the likely nom for 2024 but if you aren't questioning his resolve to do what needs to be done, consider MTG's role here.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (KbCG3)

Trump is a reformer. He's trying to work with the GOP for the most part. McConnell isn't going anywhere so since he's decided to not do a new party (the only realistic way to avoid the baggage) that means he'd ultimately need to make deals with the GOP. Having a faction that pushes for more rightward candidates does make it easier for Trump to head in that direction as an "accommodation" for the sake of party unity though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (z5Vrg)

85
Dressed like construction workers.

Construction workers.

I am trying to picture this, but it's difficult. This is so stupid, it suggests that Pelosi's staff is calling the shots here.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (2iDSr)

86 55 Let's hope they investigate the murders committed as well.

Also, 2.1 BILLION? What could they possibly need to spend that on?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (8548M)

All things tacticool. Automatic weapons, ammo, surveillance equipment, sniper rifles and equipment, etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

87 I peeked on Sean's timeline and the left is like "hur durr, but you support da police."

fucking retard.s

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (ZZK0E)

88 "It's Enrico Pelosi!"

Posted by: 496 at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (VJsqe)

89 I need to walk away from this before I take the Lord's Name in vain.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (0OP+5)

90 I read, somewhere on the internet, that Lindsey Graham fucks little boys.
Posted by: garrett at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (IFD3M)


Pretty sure Marco Rubio was one of them.

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 08, 2022 12:30 PM (8k7U7)

91 I don't want to completely defund the Capitol Police. I want them to have a large pile of money that we can put in the middle of a room, and then have them fight to the death over it. We deserve some entertainment, after all.

Posted by: Wally at February 08, 2022 12:30 PM (FJYfm)

92 As I asked below, what are the USCP doing at their Tampa office, which opened last July?

Posted by: EveR at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM (MUpk6)

Investigating Wet T-Shirt Contest fixxing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 12:30 PM (4I/2K)

93 As has been said, the right has very little institutional power or political power, and counter intuitively seem to have even less when they are "in power".

Even if he were inclined, do you think the capital police force would engage in these "investigative" activities for speaker Kevin McCarthy?

It is to laugh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 08, 2022 12:30 PM (rKjFD)

94 Offices in Ca. and Fla.?...No jurisdiction...Bust 'em for impersonation.

Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2022 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

95 All of our institutions are corrupted, the cancer runs too deep.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 08, 2022 12:30 PM (c1V25)

96 Soon to be X Inspector General?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (+3rMT)

97 So Trump needs MTG to figure out who is a Cuck and who is not? I am getting more and more done with him. If after 5 years he cant figure this out on his own he should just go away.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (eTcWU)

98 Official revelations and $1.99 will get you a large coffee at the Kwik Star.
Posted by: Grimmy at February 08, 2022 12:24 PM (JCZqz)

It's important to stupid people. Goodness knows why, anyone still on the wrong side is likely to stay stupid for the rest of their lives (so maybe six months?). Still, it's worth doing without a mass movement ready to act.

Posted by: trev006 at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (Eqkqm)

99 Also, 2.1 BILLION? What could they possibly need to spend that on?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 08, 2022 12:

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probably a federal agent to read and catalog each comment made on this blog, first of all. Hi, personal fed agent!

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (ZZK0E)

100
Not sure what shake weight you've been using...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (ynpvh)



https://youtu.be/MiyF8cNU78U

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

101 89 I need to walk away from this before I take the Lord's Name in vain.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (0OP+5)

I certainly can't wait for the Lord to condemn to Hell some of these assholes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

102 If you would have told me 5 years ago that I would hate the police today, I would have said you were crazy. It amazes me how my belief in the police has done a complete 180 the last several years. They literally tell us they don't have enough manpower to stop the gangs, rapists, drug dealers, but somehow they have a swat team to arrest people for "vax violations" and arrest people buying food without showing papers. The police are total scum. Spare me the bs about following orders, serving community. Wise up.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (5bp/r)

103
Nehls was a sheriff, so a shootout between him and Capitol Police would be interesting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (GSx04)

104 "89 I need to walk away from this before I take the Lord's Name in vain."

Just say, "Gee-zow" or "What the funk" or something. Some call them "euphemisms. I call them WMD.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (Q3oNv)

105 58 The US Capitol Police have adopted a new moniker: NKVD

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 12:26 PM (4I/2K)

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Neo-Karen Vichy Deputies.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (743lG)

106 These stories don't mention that Rep. Nehls has been a defender of J6 detainees and a critic of the US Capitol Police.

Curious, that.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (9otr5)

107 All of our institutions are corrupted, the cancer runs too deep.
==
You don't say? Hmm. I thought it was just my bad planning.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (pkPq9)

108 Waiting for the entire corrupt temple (Right and Left) to crumble. F..k them all.

Posted by: Hillary's Cock at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (YNP9P)

109 Offices in Ca. and Fla.?...No jurisdiction...Bust 'em for impersonation.

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Pelosi somehow created her own second federal executive branch of government.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (ZZK0E)

110 I mean, the tweet from Nehls mentions it. It isn't like it is a secret.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (9otr5)

111 100
Not sure what shake weight you've been using...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:27 PM (ynpvh)


https://youtu.be/MiyF8cNU78U

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

I.Am.Afraid.To.Click.That.Link.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

112 >>Soon to be X Inspector General?

Posted by: Skip's Phone


steer clear of Ft Marcy Park

Posted by: DB at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (geLO8)

113 I'm sure the foxes will thoroughly investigate the henhouse break-in.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (c1V25)

114 Dressed like construction workers.

Construction workers.

I am trying to picture this, but it's difficult. This is so stupid, it suggests that Pelosi's staff is calling the shots here.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (2iDSr)
***

Because this is what all USCP plains clothes intelligence officer wear.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (axyOa)

115 The USCP messing with actual congressmen or their constituents/donors is stunning, if you know the history. Pretty amateurish force, but sort of adequate for the job, which was girls' gym up til the 80s or so (terrorism era forced some professionalization). Just a patronage thing.

In the 80s there were the beginnings of an effort to upgrade, a lot of it driven by (predictably) shoddy handling of classified info. Intel committees - then - were very different, for obvious reasons, very over the top on security.

If I weren't already astonished beyond words by so much else that's happened recently, this would shock me.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (OTzUX)

116
Investigating Wet T-Shirt Contest fixxing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 12:30 PM (4I/2K)

__________

Release all the evidence in the public interest.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (GSx04)

117 92 As I asked below, what are the USCP doing at their Tampa office, which opened last July?

Posted by: EveR at February 08, 2022 12:20 PM (MUpk6)

Investigating Wet T-Shirt Contest fixxing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 12:30 PM

Really? I may need to hop on USAJOBS.gov and see if they have any openings...

Posted by: Anonny Moronny at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

118 I hope this shocks the GOP members. Pelosi has her secret police breaking into offices and gathering intel. This is very dangerous third world shit and they need to wake the fuck up.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (x980n)

119 Elon Musk is Hank Rearden.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 12:33 PM (9otr5)

120 What will it take for a National Divorce? Internal passports? No, not yet. State-sponsored censorship? Still OK. Locking away some protestors while celebrating, funding, encouraging leftist thugs? Kinda bad, but 250 years of history, ya know. Erasing our borders? Hey, civil war is really bad.

The answer to every daily outrage, every chemically castrated child, every government issued crack pipe, every Stasi police action, is National Divorce. It is the only way.

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at February 08, 2022 12:33 PM (kyWWM)

121 I read the news today, Oh boy.

Then I started commenting. Savage.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2022 12:33 PM (Q3oNv)

122 not only is BLM goverment policy..it's also their deputized political violence arm.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 12:33 PM (ZZK0E)

123 In fact, an official from the Obama Administration, the birthplace of Russiagate and other political espionage efforts, is heading up the new endeavor.

------

What could go wrong?

Steiner will come. #twoweeks ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 08, 2022 12:33 PM (743lG)

124 >Pelosi somehow created her own second federal executive branch of government.

she's such a horrible person
why won't she die?

Posted by: DB at February 08, 2022 12:33 PM (geLO8)

125
I.Am.Afraid.To.Click.That.Link.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (ynpvh)



It's PG, only suggestive. And a cartoon.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

126 118 I hope this shocks the GOP members. Pelosi has her secret police breaking into offices and gathering intel. This is very dangerous third world shit and they need to wake the fuck up.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (x980n)


Not who they are, or not the Hill to die on.

You tell me.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 12:34 PM (9otr5)

127 "124 >Pelosi somehow created her own second federal executive branch of government.

she's such a horrible person
why won't she die?"

Harsh but fair.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2022 12:34 PM (Q3oNv)

128 Two days later on Monday November 22, 2021 (Thanksgiving week), three intelligence officers attempted to enter my office while the House was in recess.
Congressman Troy Nehls

Upon discovering a member of my staff, special agents dressed like construction workers began to question him as to the contents of a photograph taken illegally two days earlier.

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this is freaky deaky. So, the bizzillion dolllar funded new executive branch of Pelosi has intel agents trying to figure out political crimes of republicans.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 12:34 PM (ZZK0E)

129 If one is a student of history, It can be noted that the. developmental timelines of the capitol police and the SA are identical so far.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2022 12:34 PM (EQwWS)

130 All the IG's are crooked. Their role is now damage control in case the sludge spills out. Obviously Pelosi's Stasi has been caught. It's gonna come out. Enter the IG. There'll be a months-long investigation into this and the conclusion will be that this was one or a few low-level employees exceeding their mandate. They'll get further training and reassignment. Nothing ever happens.

Posted by: SMFH at February 08, 2022 12:35 PM (u/7wY)

131 Also, 2.1 BILLION? What could they possibly need to spend that on?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (8548M)

All things tacticool. Automatic weapons, ammo, surveillance equipment, sniper rifles and equipment, etc.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (N39Ws)


Crack pipes. Don't forget crack pipes.

Tactical crack pipes.

Posted by: Hunter at February 08, 2022 12:35 PM (wAnMi)

132 126 118 I hope this shocks the GOP members. Pelosi has her secret police breaking into offices and gathering intel. This is very dangerous third world shit and they need to wake the fuck up.

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the GOP couldn't even fight the teacher unions over the past 3 decades. they'll never even face this.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 12:35 PM (ZZK0E)

133 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 08, 2022 12:35 PM (arJlL)

134
Why would you bother spying? These guys are all easily controllable without it. There's already enough blackmail and bribery to keep the GOP firmly at heel. That much is glaringly obvious. This is just for fun at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 12:35 PM (CARG2)

135 Dressed like construction workers.

Construction workers.

I am trying to picture this, but it's difficult. This is so stupid, it suggests that Pelosi's staff is calling the shots here.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (2iDSr)

The glowies must have trained them on how to fit in

Posted by: LASue at February 08, 2022 12:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

136 118 I hope this shocks the GOP members. Pelosi has her secret police breaking into offices and gathering intel. This is very dangerous third world shit and they need to wake the fuck up.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (x980n)

I'd dare say they are awake and most of them will condone this activity, or at least turn a blind eye to it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2022 12:36 PM (N39Ws)

137 So Trump needs MTG to figure out who is a Cuck and who is not? I am getting more and more done with him. If after 5 years he cant figure this out on his own he should just go away.

Not disagreeing with you but at least he's asking someone instead of insisting that his personal judgment is beyond question as he is wont to do.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 08, 2022 12:36 PM (nfrXX)

138 Congress overwhelmingly supported a bill last year to fork over $2.1 billion in new funding to the Capitol Police.

$2,100,000,000

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 08, 2022 12:36 PM (AiZBA)

139 I.Am.Afraid.To.Click.That.Link.
==
two minutes of southpark

Posted by: its fine, not a problem at February 08, 2022 12:36 PM (d6SAW)

140 135 Dressed like construction workers.

Construction workers.

I am trying to picture this, but it's difficult. This is so stupid, it suggests that Pelosi's staff is calling the shots here.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2022 12:29 PM (2iDSr)

The glowies must have trained them on how to fit in
Posted by: LASue at February 08, 2022 12:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

Sing with me now............

Y M C A

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2022 12:37 PM (N39Ws)

141 Maybe the USCP could reopen a cold case file involving the death of a young female employee in a US Congressman's office . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 12:37 PM (4I/2K)

142 >>>I hope this shocks the GOP members. Pelosi has her secret police breaking into offices and gathering intel. This is very dangerous third world shit and they need to wake the fuck up.

the GOP leadership is on it. They want the actual conservatives arrested so they can get back to the business of the Uniparty.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 12:37 PM (0G13K)

143 Congress overwhelmingly supported a bill last year to fork over $2.1 billion in new funding to the Capitol Police.

$2,100,000,000
==
you know that nutty bint wanted 50 cals and tanks right.

Now they are going to get them.

Posted by: remain calm, all is well at February 08, 2022 12:37 PM (6evEh)

144
Dressed like construction workers.

Construction workers.

__________

https://youtu.be/6pbYYs3P91E

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 08, 2022 12:37 PM (GSx04)

145 118 I hope this shocks the GOP members. Pelosi has her secret police breaking into offices and gathering intel. This is very dangerous third world shit and they need to wake the fuck up.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM

Shocked that they got caught, but we value their important service in looking for extremism within our ranks. We suspect some of our very members may have supported the January 6th insurrectionists, and we want those guys OUT of the party.

Plus, this gives us something easy to rail against on the campaign trail, without having to actually promise something to the base. Win-win!

Posted by: GOPe leadership at February 08, 2022 12:38 PM (JCZqz)

146 I hope this shocks the GOP members. Pelosi has her secret police breaking into offices and gathering intel. This is very dangerous third world shit and they need to wake the fuck up.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 12:32 PM (x980n)
Not who they are, or not the Hill to die on.
You tell me.
Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 12:34 PM (9otr5)


Too busy reaching across the isle to extend a handjob of bipartisan camaraderie...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 08, 2022 12:38 PM (wAnMi)

147 ...And then Congressman Troy Nehls was mysteriously run over by a large black SUV in Washington DC, as he was crossing the street.

No suspects. We may never know why this happened. Probably a lone wolf, driving a big SUV.

Oh yeah, that already happened to Steve Scalise, except is was a shooting and of course, it was just some "lone wolf".

And Seth Rich. We may never know what happened.

Some Keystone Kops OIG mouthwash with some slap on the wrist to the guy that was transferred to a remote office. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:39 PM (vcOmj)

148 Next, on a very special episode of Bulwark Tonight, guest starring Jonah Goldberg:

If republicans congressmen have nothing to hide, they should have no problem with CCP, i mean, Capitol Police overseeing their office activities! After all, the republicans have a long history of attempted violent insurrection!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 12:39 PM (F4b8f)

149 I don't want to completely defund the Capitol Police. I want them to have a large pile of money that we can put in the middle of a room, and then have them fight to the death over it. We deserve some entertainment, after all.
Posted by: Wally at February 08, 2022 12:30 PM


When only one remains can we then set the money on fire in front of him?

Posted by: Chuck C at February 08, 2022 12:39 PM (EughT)

150 Dressed like construction workers.

Should have gone with plumbers to repair a reported gas leak.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 12:39 PM (4I/2K)

151 137 "So Trump needs MTG to figure out who is a Cuck and who is not? I am getting more and more done with him. If after 5 years he cant figure this out on his own he should just go away."

Not disagreeing with you but at least he's asking someone instead of insisting that his personal judgment is beyond question as he is wont to do.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 08, 2022 12:36 PM (nfrXX)

He didn't pick Elain Chao (McConnel's wife) because of her key skills for the Department of Transportation. This is all political maneuvering.

Sure it'd be great if Trump could just pick his own team for everything, but he can't be hostile to McConnel. All the back and forth is going to be very roundabout.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 08, 2022 12:39 PM (z5Vrg)

152 Nazi Pelosi is a strange combination of demented and diabolical.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 12:39 PM (eGTCV)

153 As a H.S. senior in 66 I toured the capitol, White House, monuments, etc. I would never have believed what it would become. The slope has been roughly 45 degrees the past 54 years. Please GOD, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2022 12:40 PM (0OP+5)

154 147 ...And then Congressman Troy Nehls was mysteriously run over by a large black SUV in Washington DC, as he was crossing the street.

No suspects. We may never know why this happened. Probably a lone wolf, driving a big SUV.

Oh yeah, that already happened to Steve Scalise, except is was a shooting and of course, it was just some "lone wolf".

And Seth Rich. We may never know what happened.

Some Keystone Kops OIG mouthwash with some slap on the wrist to the guy that was transferred to a remote office. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:39 PM (vcOmj)

Twas those racist Jan 6th types. I mean, a little Reichstag fire never hurt anyone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

155 I think we can all agree that mistakes were made.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 12:40 PM (OTzUX)

156 > So Trump needs MTG to figure out who is a Cuck and who is not?

I take your point, but MTG is in a good position to tell him. She's been in the shit for a little while now and she probably has good info on who is supporting her and who is not. It would be stupid to ignore that info.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 08, 2022 12:40 PM (x980n)

157 As long as they promise to accidentally break into democrat offices and take pictures.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 12:40 PM (F4b8f)

158

Good old Barry Jugeared Moron.

He has a history of this shit, probably involved with directing the FBI and all the resources of the federal govt to go after conservatives.

He's done it before.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 08, 2022 12:40 PM (XnbJC)

159 Can we start a pool now? Who will be the two volunteer dem congress critters who will allow, but tots without their knowledge, their offices to be "searched" by the CP?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (axyOa)

160 What about their COMMITTING MURDER!?!?!?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)


They got medals for that. Courtesy of staunch patriots Ted Cruz and Rand Paul.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (2JVJo)

161 Dressed like construction workers.

Should have gone with plumbers to repair a reported gas leak.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 12:39 PM (4I/2K)



It's like they just watch episodes of NCIS: LA and do whatever they do.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

162 Army investigation: White House, State ignored Pentagon -- and botched Afghanistan retreat

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

163 the GOP leadership is on it. They want the actual conservatives arrested so they can get back to the business of the Uniparty.
Posted by: ace at February 08, 2022 12:37 PM (0G13K)

Ding, ding, ding...

Posted by: Nova local at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (exHjb)

164 Willowed from the last thread: Snagglepuss was *gay*? Huh? He was theatrical, for sure -- "Exit stage right" -- but *gay*?

In my defense I have not seen those cartoons in decades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (txdEq)

165 Geheime something something polizei.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (lz5hY)

166
Any USCP official who shows up at a residence outside of DC should be reported immediately to local LEO and escorted off the property in handcuffs. They have no jurisdiction away from the Capitol and DC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (ggZRr)

167 164 Willowed from the last thread: Snagglepuss was *gay*? Huh? He was theatrical, for sure -- "Exit stage right" -- but *gay*?

In my defense I have not seen those cartoons in decades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (txdEq)

Maybe as straight as Liberace

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

168 As long as they promise to accidentally break into democrat offices and take pictures.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 12:40 PM (F4b8f)


Nah. That would be worse than Watergate.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (AiZBA)

169 " Pelosi has her secret police breaking into offices and gathering intel. This is very dangerous third world shit and they need to wake the fuck up."

plus the FBI/CIA using that intel to entrap/frame innocents, along with a corrupt AG doing the malicious prosecution ... or just lock political enemies up without charges, and help the MFM write the propaganda to build TheNarrative. Insurrection must be stopped ... arrest of the staff of congressmen, or just drag Republicans to the firing line?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (Cus5s)

170 If one is a student of history, It can be noted that the. developmental timelines of the capitol police and the SA are identical so far.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2022 12:34 PM


The new SA are antifa and blm.
The capitol police are the new SS.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (EughT)

171 Capitol Police are un-Constitutional.
Legislator's States should provide security for their people, not the Federal taxpayers.

Constitution is a limiting document. There's no ptovision for the Capitol Police.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (Y274z)

172 740,000 ballots were accepted and counted without the proper chain of custody documentation in violation of Arizona Law.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

173 It's OK. I'll soon be Speaker and Imonna blow every one of these Capitol Police. I mean I'll Speak right into their microphones, man.

Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (sWM8x)

174 170 If one is a student of history, It can be noted that the. developmental timelines of the capitol police and the SA are identical so far.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2022 12:34 PM

The new SA are antifa and blm.
The capitol police are the new SS.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (EughT)

Which means, when Antifa is no longer useful, they'll be liquidated.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

175 This will amount to exactly nada. Take it from me.

Posted by: John Durham at February 08, 2022 12:43 PM (Ms7zq)

176 Looks like someone sent Outkick some more photos of Tank Abrams speaking in front of those kids while not wearing a mask.

There's one of her with the kids all spaced apart wearing masks while she's up there without a mask behind a podium and you can plainly see the latitude and longitude lines on her.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 08, 2022 12:43 PM (W3VUu)

177 I was just reading about this in more depth.

This is insane.

Again, there is NOTHING they won't do.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 12:43 PM (xKKnI)

178 Sure it'd be great if Trump could just pick his own team for everything, but he can't be hostile to McConnel. All the back and forth is going to be very roundabout.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

He had an interview with Kash Patel, aired by Epoch Times last night, and he was pretty harsh about McConnell.

Believe whatever you want to believe.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:43 PM (vcOmj)

179 Dressed like construction workers.

Should have gone with plumbers to repair a reported gas leak.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2022 12:39 PM (4I/2K)


The guys dressed like a motorcycle cop, Indian chief and cowboy were in the hallway keeping watch.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 08, 2022 12:44 PM (wAnMi)

180 I pull out my insurrection kit and build an uuge insurrection with trucks, dead supply chains, strawberry fentanyl.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2022 12:44 PM (S6hNk)

181
Willowed from the last thread: Snagglepuss was *gay*? Huh? He was theatrical, for sure -- "Exit stage right" -- but *gay*?

In my defense I have not seen those cartoons in decades.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


The gheys -- brave and strong -- will remain threatened until all things are deemed ghey. "Leave us alone" is an alien sentiment to those resolute warriors

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 08, 2022 12:44 PM (ggZRr)

182 Capitol Police are un-Constitutional.
Legislator's States should provide security for their people, not the Federal taxpayers.

Constitution is a limiting document. There's no ptovision for the Capitol Police.
Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (Y274z)
++++
There's no provision for 95% of the federal government. That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 12:44 PM (DU+/6)

183 Note, the Capital Police opened offices in various states after Jan 6, to spy on... I mean investigate normal citizens, and no one said shit.

Now, because they are doing the same to Congresscritters, there is an investigation.

We truly do have a political class, who is held to different standards... we have High and Low Justice now... just like in the Dark Ages.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 12:44 PM (oHd/0)

184 177 I was just reading about this in more depth.

This is insane.

Again, there is NOTHING they won't do.
------------------
Lt. Byrd says hi.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2022 12:45 PM (Fbj1q)

185 ....plus the FBI/CIA using that intel to entrap/frame innocents, along with a corrupt AG doing the malicious prosecution ... or just lock political enemies up without charges, and help the MFM write the propaganda to build The Narrative. Insurrection must be stopped ... arrest of the staff of congressmen, or just drag Republicans to the firing line?
Posted by: illiniwek

They are establishing the premise to unseat sitting Republican congressman as being part of the Insurrection!!!! of Jan 6, 2021.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:45 PM (vcOmj)

186 182 Capitol Police are un-Constitutional.
Legislator's States should provide security for their people, not the Federal taxpayers.

Constitution is a limiting document. There's no ptovision for the Capitol Police.
Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (Y274z)
++++
There's no provision for 95% of the federal government. That ship has sailed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 12:44 PM (DU+/6)

Too bad it doesn't stay out to sea until it dies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

187 I look forward to the GOP to do some useless grandstanding, ineffectual calls for hearings and "investigations" the democrats will ignore. Hannity will have Miss Lindsey on to explain how "disappointed" he is. So very disappointed, Sean. Then it will be all swept under the rug when the "news cycle" cycles. Nothing to see here folks. Move along, move along.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 08, 2022 12:45 PM (BvNzB)

188 Good to hear that they came around to the idea that Watergate wasn't a big deal.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 08, 2022 12:45 PM (44ww/)

189 Can we start a pool now? Who will be the two volunteer dem congress critters who will allow, but tots without their knowledge, their offices to be "searched" by the CP?
Posted by: Diogenes


Dan Crenshaw and ???

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2022 12:45 PM (Hica+)

190 Capitol Police are un-Constitutional.
Legislator's States should provide security for their people, not the Federal taxpayers.

Constitution is a limiting document. There's no ptovision for the Capitol Police.
Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (Y274z)
***

Seriously?
Heh!
Imagine the fun if all the GOPers on the Hill suddenly had cops from their states protecting them and their offices?
Popcorn!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:46 PM (axyOa)

191 183 Note, the Capital Police opened offices in various states after Jan 6, to spy on... I mean investigate normal citizens, and no one said shit.

Now, because they are doing the same to Congresscritters, there is an investigation.

We truly do have a political class, who is held to different standards... we have High and Low Justice now... just like in the Dark Ages.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 12:44 PM (oHd/0)

Does that mean we get to see trial by combat again? Imagine the TV ratings...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

192 Now let's not rush to use the worse than Watergate analogy.

Posted by: Bob Woodward at February 08, 2022 12:46 PM (rjpjQ)

193 There's no provision for 95% of the federal government. That ship has sailed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 12:44 PM (DU+/6)
==================
"That ship has sailed".

Sadly, this captures our attitude problem perfectly. Our "reality" problem as well.

Philip Hamburger for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: John Durham at February 08, 2022 12:46 PM (Ms7zq)

194 Secret political police infestations of opposition. Lawmakers and constituents? What could go wrong?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 08, 2022 12:46 PM (0OmEj)

195 Stasi tactics.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 12:46 PM (MRWHf)

196 The Lieutenant that I used to report to in Italy and the base CO hated each other. Whenever my boss would go on leave, the CO would try to get in to his office and would bring the weaselly XO with him. I did my best dumb blonde routine and could never find the keys to his office!! Oh no! He knew that I was lying and I knew that he knew and didn't care.

A person that can't fight their battles face to face deserves to be lied to.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (oiNtH)

197 Hell, Capitol Police are now nationwide.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (Y274z)

198 He had an interview with Kash Patel, aired by Epoch Times last night, and he was pretty harsh about McConnell.

Believe whatever you want to believe.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:43 PM (vcOmj)

How hostile was he with Romney before endorsing him? Are you unfamiliar with politicians being rabidly hostile and then buddy-buddy?

Trump can't get legislation done without McConnell(or picks for administrative slots for that matter). It's as simple as that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (z5Vrg)

199 The IG is a comprised function as we learned with Horowitz. They will do absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (GYllL)

200 Sing with me now............
Y M C A
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2022 12:37 PM (N39Ws)

Leather Man > Construction Worker

Posted by: Liberace at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lOuKL)

201 Can we start a pool now? Who will be the two volunteer dem congress critters who will allow, but tots without their knowledge, their offices to be "searched" by the CP?
Posted by: Diogenes


I'm giving up on the pools. I mean, which moron here had "free crack pipes" for the first week in February?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (wAnMi)

202 What's the technical justification for having Capitol Police outposts in parts of the country that are *not* the Capitol? I know the actual reasons, but what's the technical rationale? For example, they use the "within X miles of the border" dodge to justify using the DHS to arbitrarily harass people wherever they want as long as an airport happens to be nearby. It's all bullshit, but there is a technical (if tortured) justification.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (DU+/6)

203 Matthew Kolken
@mkolken
Biden has labeled freedom of speech as a terroristic threat to the U.S. Homeland.

https://tinyurl.com/594y753d

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (NpAcC)

204
There's one of her with the kids all spaced apart wearing masks while she's up there without a mask behind a podium and you can plainly see the latitude and longitude lines on her.
Posted by: Azathoth


NASA insists upon being apprised of her whereabouts so as to avoid having her accidentally capture the International Space Station in a "near 'Stace" orbit if it passes too close to where she is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (ggZRr)

205 195 Stasi tactics.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 12:46 PM (MRWHf)

Lies, Damn lies, and...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

206

Just as the JEF weaponized the DOJ, HLS, heck all of the alphabet departments.

They are so laser focused on destroying their political opponents that there is no one left to protect our nation, the cities and our borders. And especially those who are working for us abroad, including our military.

Biting out large chunks of our sovereignty day by day.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (xKKnI)

207 164 Willowed from the last thread: Snagglepuss was *gay*? Huh? He was theatrical, for sure -- "Exit stage right" -- but *gay*?

In my defense I have not seen those cartoons in decades.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (txdEq)

Uh, if I remember way back in those years, he had a Girlfriend.... Lily... or Lila...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (oHd/0)

208 Also dumbasses.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 12:48 PM (MRWHf)

209 Hell, Capitol Police are now nationwide.
Posted by: torabora

They're bad.......

They're nationwide....

ZZ Top already described this in a song

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:49 PM (vcOmj)

210 OT re Ottawa

Speaking on CTV News at Six Monday evening, Sloly said demonstrators are adapting quickly to any enforcement efforts, such as disallowing fuel containers into the downtown core.

"What was happening during the course of the day is some of the protesters were deliberately filling jerry cans with water, literally drinking out of them to show the police that they weren't gasoline," Sloly said. "Meanwhile, they were carrying gasoline in other containers that would have been carrying water."


heh. brilliant

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 12:49 PM (xKKnI)

211 I was related to a Capitol Cop by marriage. Good guy, retired at 20 from a municipal department. Had time left to get a sweet fed retirement. He said he wanted something a step up from Landover Mall mall cop. He had some funny stories like drunk congresscritter sleeping in an elevator.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 08, 2022 12:49 PM (lz5hY)

212 ...Capitol Police intelligence analysts also got asked to check the...

This sentence does not comport with AoSHQ style guide.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:49 PM (vZzzU)

213
I can't wait for when the Republicans get control and use these same tactic against the left wing basta....I couldn't finish without laughing outloud. The Repubs will go back to using queensbury rules of conflict, tuck tail and go back to cucking their wives to democrat soy boys.

Posted by: portlandon at February 08, 2022 12:49 PM (+oR7L)

214 Uh, if I remember way back in those years, he had a Girlfriend.... Lily... or Lila...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (oHd/0)


Back then, we always assumed if they wore a dress and had a girl's name, they were probably female...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 08, 2022 12:49 PM (wAnMi)

215 Has One-Eyed Willy chastised the Republican Party yet for objecting to having the police search their offices and take photographs or is he still busy with his daily morning appointment to rub Liz Cheney's feet?

Posted by: Azathoth at February 08, 2022 12:50 PM (W3VUu)

216 180 I pull out my insurrection kit and build an uuge insurrection with trucks, dead supply chains, strawberry fentanyl.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2022 12:44 PM (S6hNk)
***************
lolol

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:50 PM (Y274z)

217 Any USCP official who shows up at a residence outside of DC should be reported immediately to local LEO and escorted off the property in handcuffs. They have no jurisdiction away from the Capitol and DC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 08, 2022 12:42 PM (ggZRr)

Citizen arrest them. Hold them for a few hours and then notify local law. When told what you did was illegal, state that you were acting in a law enforcement capacity and therefore have qualified immunity.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 08, 2022 12:50 PM (EpDzw)

218 Willowed from the last thread: Snagglepuss was *gay*? Huh? He was theatrical, for sure -- "Exit stage right" -- but *gay*?

In my defense I have not seen those cartoons in decades.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (txdEq)

Uh, if I remember way back in those years, he had a Girlfriend.... Lily... or Lila...
Posted by: Romeo13


Lila Tucker IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2022 12:50 PM (Hica+)

219 This bikini blonde on the beach hopes there isn't a secret State Security Capitol Police outpost in her town:
https://is.gd/CLb7j5

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 12:50 PM (DU+/6)

220 The Capitol Police must form a new national police force to protect our democracy.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at February 08, 2022 12:50 PM (sWM8x)

221 Willowed from the last thread: Snagglepuss was *gay*? Huh? He was theatrical, for sure -- "Exit stage right" -- but *gay*?

In my defense I have not seen those cartoons in decades.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2022 12:41 PM (txdEq)

Uh, if I remember way back in those years, he had a Girlfriend.... Lily... or Lila...
Posted by: Romeo13

Yeah, she was a beard. C'mon, get woke, go crazy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:50 PM (vcOmj)

222 USCP-ID - Now with branches nation wide

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at February 08, 2022 12:51 PM (fLKUB)

223 Does that mean we get to see trial by combat again? Imagine the TV ratings...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

Well, some sword fighting friends of mine have bought 140 acres in Northern Calif, not to far from Tahoe, and are working on building a destination Sword Fighting School complete with live in Castle, and Medieval village... and yes... dueling grounds.

I was initially all in on the project, until they decided the Calif location... then I 'exited stage left'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 12:52 PM (oHd/0)

224 As much as we spend on these pampered princesses in DC, there has to be some extremely good video of when these goons walked into an "open" door. I want to see it.

Posted by: Wally at February 08, 2022 12:52 PM (FJYfm)

225 127 "124 >Pelosi somehow created her own second federal executive branch of government.

she's such a horrible person
why won't she die?"

Harsh but fair.
Posted by: MaxMBJ at February 08, 2022 12:34 PM

I have phylacteries scattered throughout this land, fools! You'll never find them all! Thankfully, my minions in the USCP tracked down that evil Trumper that stole the one stored within my podium!

Posted by: Archlich Nancy Pelosi at February 08, 2022 12:52 PM (JCZqz)

226 "Inspector General Opens Investigation Into US Capitol Police Being Caught Spying on Republican Congressmen"


US Congressman sanctioned for exposing State Secrets...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

227 >>>like drunk congresscritter sleeping in an elevator.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 08, 2022 12:49 PM (lz5hY)

I wasn't sleeping!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at February 08, 2022 12:52 PM (QYPq3)

228 Now let's not rush to use the worse than Watergate analogy.
Posted by: Bob Woodward at Feb

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bravo, I was wondering how to make that funny.

There was once a time when breaking into folks' offices for political dirt was a BFD, you guys.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 12:53 PM (ZZK0E)

229 NASA insists upon being apprised of her whereabouts so as to avoid having her accidentally capture the International Space Station in a "near 'Stace" orbit if it passes too close to where she is.

In one version of the "Schrödinger's Cat" experiment, it was demonstrated, that on a quantum level, if Stacey Abrams was in proximity, the cat was not only merely dead, the cat was most sincerely dead.

Posted by: CtHilary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2022 12:53 PM (zSyrn)

230 The Detroit border (Ambassador Bridge and Windsor Tunnel) is completely shut down for trucks. All freight shipments are being routed up to Port Huron-Sarnia. It's causing a real mess for my company and thousands of others.

Professionally, I should be peeved. But I'm not. Wonder what happens if they shut down Sarnia?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 12:53 PM (njfCw)

231 The Capitol Police must form a new national police force to protect our democracy.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World


That might not be far from what is going to actually happen. The Biden Junta does want to federalize police work, and do away with local police and sheriffs, because they won't VIGOROUSLY enforce the coming gun confiscation mandates.
I know our local Sheriff and county politicians have pretty much said our county would be a 2nd Amendment refuge. They would NOT do anything to take anybody's guns away. And I think a LOT of "local" LE's think the same way.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:54 PM (vcOmj)

232 Obama's National Security force. A force larger than the US Military.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 08, 2022 12:54 PM (GYllL)

233 227 >>>like drunk congresscritter sleeping in an elevator.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 08, 2022 12:49 PM (lz5hY)

I wasn't sleeping!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at February 08, 2022 12:52 PM (QYPq3)

Ted never stayed under water for very long.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

234 Julie Kelly should be the Inquisitor General of the United States, over all legal and IC agencies, and with full burn-at-the-stake powers. Figuratively speaking, of course.

Posted by: John Durham at February 08, 2022 12:54 PM (Ms7zq)

235 Stasi tactics.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 12:46 PM (MRWHf)

Lies, Damn lies, and...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

Dyslexia?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 12:54 PM (6FeV1)

236 The democrat plan is to 'adjudicate' a list of sitting GOP congressmen and senators that are insurrectionist, and therefore ineligible to stand for election. This is to be released after the primaries are over, so that the GOP cannot put another name on the ballot, and therefore it will be a democrat only election. Funnily enough it was in Nehl's district that this type of procedure was first used, on Tom DeLay. CNN firing Zucker has put a dent in this plan, as the propaganda element will be lacking.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 08, 2022 12:54 PM (EQwWS)

237 oh boy

another #twoweeks

REEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: REDACTED at February 08, 2022 12:54 PM (us2H3)

238
I used to live in the DC area - Maryland suburbs. I went downtown from time to time. I visited a couple of years ago, before the Covid horseshit and stolen election madness.

I felt like I was in a foreign country. 20 years or so had gone by. Bush I, Clinton, Bush II, Obama.

It was so strange. I felt like a foreigner, an intruder.

And talking to people who live there, that know from back then. They are in a different place, a different country. The hostility and suspicion with which people outside the Beltway regard the Federal government -- they don't get it at all. It really is a company town.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 08, 2022 12:54 PM (2iDSr)

239 229 NASA insists upon being apprised of her whereabouts so as to avoid having her accidentally capture the International Space Station in a "near 'Stace" orbit if it passes too close to where she is.

In one version of the "Schrodinger's Cat" experiment, it was demonstrated, that on a quantum level, if Stacey Abrams was in proximity, the cat was not only merely dead, the cat was most sincerely dead.

Posted by: CtHilary, dead but dreaming at February 08, 2022 12:53 PM (zSyrn)

Well, yes. Stacey sat on the box.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

240 I think Chris (Tingles) Matthews said he was a Capitol cop.

Posted by: Clutch at February 08, 2022 12:55 PM (9UmRs)

241

It's funny how Crackhead's laptop was completely driven out of the news, and then this...and what about the diary of Joe's daughter and what happened there.

That sleazoid Joe is bringing all those Democrat dirty tricks back and using them. He's a slimy thug, no shock.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 08, 2022 12:55 PM (XnbJC)

242 Wonder what happens if they shut down Sarnia?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 12:53 PM (njfCw)
==============
The barge traffic expands!

Posted by: Barge Owners Association at February 08, 2022 12:55 PM (Ms7zq)

243 If I was in charge of the Capitol Police I would get a station on the coast near Rome or pehaps Mallorca or Nice.

If you've never been there you should visit.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:55 PM (Y274z)

244 241

It's funny how Crackhead's laptop was completely driven out of the news, and then this...and what about the diary of Joe's daughter and what happened there.

That sleazoid Joe is bringing all those Democrat dirty tricks back and using them. He's a slimy thug, no shock.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 08, 2022 12:55 PM (XnbJC)

Hey, anyone remember Ray Epps?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (KbCG3)

245
old busted: no more mean Tweets
new hotness: no more Republicans

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (786Ro)

246 Actually, if they shut down Port Huron-Sarnia next, everything gets routed to Buffalo. Wouldn't it be something if the truckers keep staying one port ahead, forcing long lines of trucks to go chasing all over Canada looking for a way into the US?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (njfCw)

247

They only look into what they got with red-handed. And even then it's usually a fluff job

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (xKKnI)

248 Professionally, I should be peeved. But I'm not. Wonder what happens if they shut down Sarnia?
Posted by: Guy Smiley

I think I read where Ford is already idling 8 plants due to lack of parts from the Great White North.

Yeah, shut down the Port Huron bridge too. Shut it all down. The Mackinac Straits bridge too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (vcOmj)

249 Snagglepuss debuted as a character in 1959. There was no "all gay all the time " in 1959 ..Have they come up with a cartoon character yet who is
Transgendering?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (xm+M0)

250 Where's the resident knuckle draggers to agrammatically opine that this rethuglikkan should not be worried if he has nothing to hide?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (6FeV1)

251 New Pretorian guard just like the old pretorian guard.

Posted by: Caligula at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (UBUEZ)

252 Just build your own Congress. Just build your own intelligence agency.

Posted by: GOPe at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (786Ro)

253 245
old busted: no more mean Tweets
new hotness: no more Republicans Constitution.

Posted by: Hands at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (786Ro)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

254 The OIG will conclude that it was Canadian truckers that broke into his office.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (Fs5vw)

255 I was related to a Capitol Cop by marriage. Good guy, retired at 20 from a municipal department. Had time left to get a sweet fed retirement. He said he wanted something a step up from Landover Mall mall cop. He had some funny stories like drunk congresscritter sleeping in an elevator.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 08, 2022 12:49 PM (lz5hY)
++++
So very, very funny. Goldbricking pension double-dippers taking plum federal gigs observing drunkard public officials napping in the thoroughfares. And yet, that's wildly superior to the new breed of enthusiastic secret policemen taking orders from drunkard public officials abusing their offices for the purposes of political power and arbitrary retribution.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (DU+/6)

256 250 Where's the resident knuckle draggers to agrammatically opine that this rethuglikkan should not be worried if he has nothing to hide?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (6FeV1)

===========

"This is proof that corruption does exist in the federal government but is only Republicans. The federal government would have no corruption if not for Republicans."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

257 Betcha Hunter uses DoorDash for his crack deliveries.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (Y274z)

258 The bigger the government the smaller the citizen
D. Prager

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (+3rMT)

259 Somehow, Obama's local "turn in your neighbor" plan never went anywhere. But I bet the Junta has not given up on that one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (Ms7zq)

260 252 Just build your own Congress. Just build your own intelligence agency.
Posted by: GOPe at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (786Ro)

=========

I wish the Statesman and Kingsmen were real...

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

261 252 Just build your own Congress. Just build your own intelligence agency.
Posted by: GOPe at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (786Ro)

Yes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (z5Vrg)

262 257 Betcha Hunter uses DoorDash for his crack deliveries.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (Y274z)

He has a crack team put on it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

263 It was so strange. I felt like a foreigner, an intruder.

---

I used to travel to Nats games. The DC from the 80's and 90's I knew has been bulldozed, burned, and the ashes scattered. There's maybe a few minisuburbs inside DC that still exist as-is, near Chevy Chase and far south east. But everything else is post 9-11 uniparty megamoney condos. Where did the old dc residents go?

Holy shit, the pain when I found out they killed the boating area where you can buy seafood under 395 is gone and replaced with globohomo entertainment bar complexes.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 12:58 PM (ZZK0E)

264 We are in very dangerous territory. It is plainly obvious what's going on, by whom and why. It either gets stopped immediately and with force, or we will all live with the awful consequences.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

265 We're pouncing again, aren't we? It feels like we're pouncing.

damn - when will we learn?

Posted by: 496 at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (VJsqe)

266 The Mackinac Straits bridge too.

That only connects MI and the UP so it's not international. Sault Ste. Marie is a freight port. It's not made to handle the volume of Detroit or Port Huron though. Closest that can handle the volume is Buffalo which has 2 bridges for freight, the Peace Bridge right in Buffalo, and the Lewiston-Queenson Bridge about a half hour north. Both of those are high-volume. Might be about to get MUCH higher!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (njfCw)

267 All of our institutions are corrupt. The closer to the center of power, the more corrupt they have become.

Posted by: West at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (QY+6a)

268 264 We are in very dangerous territory. It is plainly obvious what's going on, by whom and why. It either gets stopped immediately and with force, or we will all live with the awful consequences.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

What did the average German do? History tends to repeat itself, not exactly, but pretty close.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

269 251 New Pretorian guard just like the old pretorian guard.
----------------
The old guard had capes and shields. Totes cool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (Fbj1q)

270 267 All of our institutions are corrupt. The closer to the center of power, the more corrupt they have become.

Posted by: West at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (QY+6a)

Proves that old adage about power corrupting, doesn't it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

271 Question for the Horde regarding the Pfizer shot. Has it been demonstrated that the Cominarty version of the Pfizer shot exists only on paper? That the only shot available is the original formulation still allowed under EUA?

If so, would it be fraudulent for Pfizer to state in its earnings release sales figures for Cominarty if it isn't even available? As I understood it, they are two distinct formulations.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2022 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

272 There is A Shitton of Canadian oil that moves South to our refineries. They need supplies. Supplies move to them by truck.

There might not be fuel soon even in Canada.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 01:00 PM (Y274z)

273 they did this with basically a 1 or two seat majority. imagine what they'd do with more power.

oh right, build back bolshevik. the bill no one who advocates for it, read...

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 01:00 PM (ZZK0E)

274 271 Question for the Horde regarding the Pfizer shot. Has it been demonstrated that the Cominarty version of the Pfizer shot exists only on paper? That the only shot available is the original formulation still allowed under EUA?

If so, would it be fraudulent for Pfizer to state in its earnings release sales figures for Cominarty if it isn't even available? As I understood it, they are two distinct formulations.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2022 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

FDA certainly dealt with them as distinct, but efficaciously the same.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

275 We are in very dangerous territory. It is plainly obvious what's going on, by whom and why. It either gets stopped immediately and with force, or we will all live with the awful consequences.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)


the truckers and farmers that are protesting are inhibiting supplies in order to gain our freedoms back

don't think for a second that these world-economic-forum dopes, these "globalist elite" and our current administration wouldn't do it to us to bring us to our knees

They are now capable of anything.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:01 PM (xKKnI)

276 Question for the Horde regarding the Pfizer shot. Has it been demonstrated that the Cominarty version of the Pfizer shot exists only on paper? That the only shot available is the original formulation still allowed under EUA?

If so, would it be fraudulent for Pfizer to state in its earnings release sales figures for Cominarty if it isn't even available? As I understood it, they are two distinct formulations.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2022 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

Answer: There are no laws, only power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 08, 2022 01:01 PM (V6f9+)

277 Holy shit, the pain when I found out they killed the boating area where you can buy seafood under 395 is gone and replaced with globohomo entertainment bar complexes.
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Yep. As a kid that's were my dad would pick up oysters. We live in a Hollywood set.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2022 01:01 PM (Fbj1q)

278 So they let a Capitol Policeman get away with murder but sneaking in to a Congressman's office is a bridge too far?

Sorry, once you give an org the right to arbitrarily kill people they're going to do whatever they want.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 08, 2022 01:01 PM (BJKQV)

279 265 We're pouncing again, aren't we? It feels like we're pouncing.

damn - when will we learn?

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I feel like we're seizing upon republican talking points by pointing out how the democrats are fasicst assholes who would be happy if they could murder people like Pol Pot.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (ZZK0E)

280 When one branch of the federal government assumes powers of the other two, or invents police powers to enforce its edicts, it's a plain anti-Constitutional act. The Congress has zero police powers. None.

Prosecute every single person who voted "yea" for this. Start with Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (Ms7zq)

281 Spotify/rogan: Maybe if I let the alligator eat a couple of toes, it will spare my leg.

Left: nope!

One day after Spotify CEO Daniel Ek penned a memo to Spotify employees explaining that "silencing Joe Rogan" isn't the answer, musician Neil Young hit back with another open letter of his own, this one urging Spotify employees to quit over the platform's spreading of "misinformation"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (F4b8f)

282 FDA certainly dealt with them as distinct, but efficaciously the same.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)
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So neither one works? Might as well inject isotonic saline solution.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

283 Professionally, I should be peeved. But I'm not. Wonder what happens if they shut down Sarnia?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 12:53 PM (njfCw)

The Narnia bridge is always crowded.

Posted by: Clutch at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (9UmRs)

284 Department of Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm suggested that solar panels and wind farms could be the key to ensuring world peace in the future. Solar, wind and other renewable sources would be key for the U.S. and its European allies to have energy security, Granholm said during her remarks at the U.S.-EU Energy Ministerial hosted by the State Department on Monday. The energy secretary added that fossil fuel dependence puts the West at greater risk of volatile energy prices. "High energy prices have been putting strains on households on both sides of the Atlantic," Granholm remarked.

Solar Panels .. That's the ticket

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (RHGPo)

285 262 257 Betcha Hunter uses DoorDash for his crack deliveries.

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:57 PM (Y274z)

He has a crack team put on it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

That would be redundant, when the SS is providing for his security and other (cough) needs.

Posted by: West at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (QY+6a)

286 Dems, cut throat, poison gas, germ warfare.

Republicans, gentlemanly fight, observes laws of a country that does not exist.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (S6hNk)

287

Blackface Groper Castro wants to punish Americans contributing to the freedom rallies. But I am sure he's in communication with certain American social media (and the wider media) into helping him to shut it down.

He's already using our intelligence agencies. He's using Americans to get what he wants, yet threatening those that want freedom and to be left alone.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (xKKnI)

288 Closest that can handle the volume is Buffalo which has 2 bridges for freight, the Peace Bridge right in Buffalo, and the Lewiston-Queenson Bridge about a half hour north. Both of those are high-volume. Might be about to get MUCH higher!
Posted by: Guy Smiley


Time to shuffle off to Buffalo.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

289 284 Department of Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm suggested that solar panels and wind farms could be the key to ensuring world peace in the future. Solar, wind and other renewable sources would be key for the U.S. and its European allies to have energy security, Granholm said during her remarks at the U.S.-EU Energy Ministerial hosted by the State Department on Monday. The energy secretary added that fossil fuel dependence puts the West at greater risk of volatile energy prices. "High energy prices have been putting strains on households on both sides of the Atlantic," Granholm remarked.

Solar Panels .. That's the ticket
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (RHGPo)

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"World peace is achievable."
-Moron

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

290 Neil Young hit back with another open letter of his own, this one urging Spotify employees to quit over the platform's spreading of "misinformation"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (F4b8f)



Dear Mr. Young,

What misinformation?

Show your work.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

291 Maricopa County Chain of Custody Failure
740,000 Ballots Have No Documented Chain of Custody

Biden and Facebook stole the election by about 11k!

PDT Should have won AZ by around 500k votes!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (yrol0)

292 279 265 We're pouncing again, aren't we? It feels like we're pouncing.

damn - when will we learn?

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I feel like we're seizing upon republican talking points by pointing out how the democrats are fasicst assholes who would be happy if they could murder people like Pol Pot.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (ZZK0E)

I read that as they should be murdering Pol-Pot types, then realized you meant murdering as Pol Pot did...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

293 Trump can't get legislation done without McConnell(or picks for administrative slots for that matter). It's as simple as that.


Riiiight. Because the Turtle pushed through soooo much legislation supporting Trump's agenda in 2017-2018

Posted by: Hand at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (786Ro)

294 The energy secretary added that fossil fuel dependence puts the West at greater risk of volatile energy prices. "High energy prices have been putting strains on households on both sides of the Atlantic," Granholm remarked.

Solar Panels .. That's the ticket
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (RHGPo)


To be fair, she's an idiot.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (9otr5)

295 So Nancy has politicized the Capitol Police into an inept and overweight Praetorian Guard.

Pretty much on par with everything else that the Democrats touch.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (uWF4x)

296 269 251 New Pretorian guard just like the old pretorian guard.
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The old guard had capes and shields. Totes cool.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (Fbj1q)

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And orgies, lots of orgies!

Oh wait, nevermind ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (brLH7)

297 Gee, if only we didn't need all these trucks...
Maybe a pipeline!
Oh, wait...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (jTmQV)

298 282 FDA certainly dealt with them as distinct, but efficaciously the same.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)
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So neither one works? Might as well inject isotonic saline solution.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

Ivermectin drip.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

299 New Pretorian guard just like the old pretorian guard.
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The old guard had capes and shields. Totes cool.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (Fbj1q)

They also killed bad Emperors.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (V6f9+)

300 >>>[249] Have they come up with a cartoon character yet who is Transgendering? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2022 12:56 PM (xm+M0)
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Cartoon Character? ... Not that I know of.
Reality Character? ... Yep, Jazz Jennings ... American YouTube personality ... Also has a TV show (I am Jazz)

Posted by: Kathy at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (h3RRP)

301 291 Maricopa County Chain of Custody Failure
740,000 Ballots Have No Documented Chain of Custody

Biden and Facebook stole the election by about 11k!

PDT Should have won AZ by around 500k votes!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (yrol0)

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Well, those were obviously all Trump votes. Biden actually won by 700K!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

302 Neil Young hit back with another open letter of his own, this one urging Spotify employees to quit over the platform's spreading of "misinformation"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (F4b8f)

Why would he care so much? I honestly don't understand.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (eGTCV)

303 Department of Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm suggested that solar panels and wind farms could be the key to ensuring world peace in the future. Solar, wind and other renewable sources would be key for the U.S. and its European allies to have energy security, Granholm said during her remarks at the U.S.-EU Energy Ministerial hosted by the State Department on Monday. The energy secretary added that fossil fuel dependence puts the West at greater risk of volatile energy prices.
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Stupid bitch. We were energy independent until we "elected" a fossil politician.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (YqDXo)

304 Hunter Biden tried to broker a $120million oil deal between Chinese energy firm now under US sanctions and former Kazakhstan prime minister who has been accused of treason in hopes of pocketing a fortune, laptop emails reveal

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

305 Closest that can handle the volume is Buffalo which has 2 bridges for freight, the Peace Bridge right in Buffalo, and the Lewiston-Queenson Bridge about a half hour north. Both of those are high-volume. Might be about to get MUCH higher!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (njfCw)
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Those are backed up every day. More likely they drive across the land border into Vermont. A helluva long way to travel from Windsor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (Ms7zq)

306 Time to shuffle off to Buffalo.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

And just like that, we just received an e-mail from corporate warning of the strikes hitting B-lo tomorrow.

Next would be...Champlain I think. Or Thousand Islands. And that's getting a very, very long way from Detroit LOL. Wow.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (njfCw)

307 repost from very early hours, for those that haven't seen it yet, but it is making its rounds pretty well right now

This is a frightening statement and one I had not thought of.

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv

"We are at end days here" Former Executive of BlackRock Edward Dowd
https://tinyurl.com/2p9by65d

a lot what you're seeing in the response to global governments, is what I believe is setting up a system to, umm, under the guise of medical tyranny to prevent the riots that will ensue once this thing all unwinds...

global debt bubble is at its peak
we're at the end

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (xKKnI)

308 Solar Panels .. That's the ticket
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (RHGPo)


PSSST Jennie sweetheart. THEY DONT WORK AT NIGHT

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (yrol0)

309 302 Neil Young hit back with another open letter of his own, this one urging Spotify employees to quit over the platform's spreading of "misinformation"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (F4b8f)

Why would he care so much? I honestly don't understand.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (eGTCV)

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He's relevant for the first time in decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

310 293 Trump can't get legislation done without McConnell(or picks for administrative slots for that matter). It's as simple as that.


Riiiight. Because the Turtle pushed through soooo much legislation supporting Trump's agenda in 2017-2018
Posted by: Hand at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (786Ro)

Also, so what? At this point, legislation should be a secondary priority in a Trump admin. The first being further exposing these pricks for what they are. He needs to wage war on the government. Let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (KbCG3)

311 291 Maricopa County Chain of Custody Failure
740,000 Ballots Have No Documented Chain of Custody


Well YOU call it a failure.

They call it awesome!

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (9otr5)

312 We are in very dangerous territory. It is plainly obvious what's going on, by whom and why. It either gets stopped immediately and with force, or we will all live with the awful consequences.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 12:58 PM (sVtYq)

What did the average German do? History tends to repeat itself, not exactly, but pretty close.
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when the sociopaths gain control, they are eventually replaced by psychopaths. Frankly, the average person, if insufficiently connected to a network of similar minded folks and access to resources, will freeze like a rabbit. Hoping not to to be noticed. Its a survival mechanism. So the tyrant atomizes society, and breaks down the bonds of family. Impoverishes the professional and middle classes and offers the choice: survive on compromised terms or watch your family suffer.

Posted by: remain calm, all is well at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (kP4Ob)

313 Neil Young hit back with another open letter of his own, this one urging Spotify employees to quit over the platform's spreading of "misinformation"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (F4b8f)

Why would he care so much? I honestly don't understand.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (eGTCV)
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"Look at me! I'm still relevant! Even though I look like a wino!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (YqDXo)

314
Riiiight. Because the Turtle pushed through soooo much legislation supporting Trump's agenda in 2017-2018
Posted by: Hand at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (786Ro)

The Turtle is happy to sit on his hands. Trump less so. So the negotiating situation tends to favor the Turtle.

This is what "Trump can't get legislation done without McConnell(or picks for administrative slots for that matter). It's as simple as that." means.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 08, 2022 01:06 PM (z5Vrg)

315 Department of Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm suggested that solar panels and wind farms could be the key to ensuring world peace in the future. Solar, wind and other renewable sources would be key for the U.S. and its European allies to have energy security, Granholm said during her remarks at the U.S.-EU Energy Ministerial hosted by the State Department on Monday. The energy secretary added that fossil fuel dependence puts the West at greater risk of volatile energy prices. "High energy prices have been putting strains on households on both sides of the Atlantic," Granholm remarked. ...
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (RHGPo)
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It must be weird being in the ruling class. Only in that environment can you say something perfectly true (like "energy is strategic and maintaining affordable and reliable energy capacity is vital to maintaining security and economic robustness") and then something so batshit insane that it negates the entire concept (like "solar and wind are an effective energy strategy") and be taken seriously.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 01:06 PM (DU+/6)

316 I read that as they should be murdering Pol-Pot types, then realized you meant murdering as Pol Pot did...

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that's what happens when you want to cram more stuff on to the end of sentence for no good reason just to make another point and then you forget the format necessary to make that sentence proper and that you probably were cleverer with the first few words and stupider with the last few words in the sentece.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 08, 2022 01:06 PM (ZZK0E)

317 >>>Why would he care so much? I honestly don't understand.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (eGTCV)

Because this isn't about Joe Rogan. This is about putting you in a camp (or worse). Neil Young knows the stakes and is on the side of eliminating you.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 08, 2022 01:06 PM (QYPq3)

318 How is there any legitimate justification for the Capitol Police to be opening offices in other states? Of course, there isn't any.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 01:06 PM (sVtYq)

319 286 Dems, cut throat, poison gas, germ warfare.

Republicans, gentlemanly fight, observes laws of a country that does not exist.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (S6hNk)

You don't fight by the Duke of Queensbury rules in a street fight, unless you want your throat slit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

320 I have the conclusion of the investigation. They did nothing wrong.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 08, 2022 01:06 PM (hObqH)

321 Why would he care so much? I honestly don't understand.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, Honk Justin Trudeau at February 08, 2022 01:04 PM (eGTCV)
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Honestly weird. I've also wondered. I think he just believes in what he's been told, and thinks he is doing the right thing. But very strange, especially to see him calling for more state power and censorship.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (Ms7zq)

322 A bipartisan pair of senators on Monday introduced a bill that would require large companies to undergo an audit that seeks to detect forced labor being used in companies' supply chains. The bill, introduced by Sens. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) and Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), would mandate an annual audit for companies that earn at least $500 million in revenue a year that are involved in mining, manufacturing and the production of goods for sale.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (RHGPo)

323 Did we ever find out why the FBI raided the home and office of Henry Cuellar, the Democrat critical of Biden and Harris' handling of the border?

I know that AOC is coming to Texas to campaign for Cuellar's Democrat opponent.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (NpAcC)

324 He's relevant for the first time in decades.
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Do you think he's bought some new tee shirts?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (Fbj1q)

325 289
"World peace is achievable."
-Moron

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

Only if everybody is dead.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

326 Maricopa County Chain of Custody Failure
740,000 Ballots Have No Documented Chain of Custody


Well YOU call it a failure.
==
That is BOOOLSHIT

Them ballots came out the copy machine, into the back of a rental truck, right to the counting center. I watched the whole thing!

Posted by: Latrisha, DNC true the vote! at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (Soawm)

327 Honestly weird. I've also wondered. I think he just believes in what he's been told, and thinks he is doing the right thing. But very strange, especially to see him calling for more state power and censorship.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (Ms7zq)


He doesn't want to be the first one not clapping for Stalin.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (9otr5)

328 I am a little tired of "it's not the rank and file" crap. That's Hannity level delusion.

Who the fuck do people think are doing the spying? It's not just the senior leadership.

Posted by: Marcus T, Recovering at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (VpIIl)

329 "While I am confident in our methods, I am asking the USCP Office of the Inspector General to review the USCP's programs related to these security assessments to assure both this Committee, the Congress as a whole, and the public that these processes are legal, necessary, and appropriate," Manger wrote to seven Republican lawmakers
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first takeaway is: Just 7? That's a small number compared to the size of the caucus. You think there would be a little more outrage, no?
Second, I wonder if it will be discovered that NO democrat is under the same surveillance nor are their visitors.
Last, I believe that the ultimate answer to those questions will be fuck you, we do what we want.
Then what? Nothing

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 08, 2022 01:08 PM (MFphb)

330 I know that AOC is coming to Texas to campaign for Cuellar's Democrat opponent.
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Mexicans don't really like Puerto Ricans. Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2022 01:08 PM (Fbj1q)

331 Frankly, the average person, if insufficiently connected to a network of similar minded folks and access to resources, will freeze like a rabbit.
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Which is why the Reds always attempt to portray themselves as the majority (which is literally what "Bolshevik" means), even though they're generally not. It's why ever demonstration etc. the Reds gin up lists a couple dozen organizations behind it, each of which consists of various combinations and permutations of the same dozen or so Reds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

332 Those are backed up every day. More likely they drive across the land border into Vermont. A helluva long way to travel from Windsor.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Couple of boxes of nails spread....

Be more than a back up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2022 01:08 PM (Hica+)

333 Douglas Trumbull, Visual Effects Maestro on "2001: A Space Odyssey," Dies at 79

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

334 291 Maricopa County Chain of Custody Failure
740,000 Ballots Have No Documented Chain of Custody

Biden and Facebook stole the election by about 11k!

PDT Should have won AZ by around 500k votes!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:03 PM (yrol0)
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As your Attorney General, Brnovich is on it!

Now send me money so I can get some of that sweet, sweet DC cucktail party K-Street KY-Jelly grift as your next severely conservative Republican Senator ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 08, 2022 01:09 PM (brLH7)

335 Australian Police Storm Catholic Mass Searching for Unmasked, Immediately Turned to Salt Pillars

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:09 PM (RHGPo)

336 when the sociopaths gain control, they are eventually replaced by psychopaths. Frankly, the average person, if insufficiently connected to a network of similar minded folks and access to resources, will freeze like a rabbit. Hoping not to to be noticed. Its a survival mechanism. So the tyrant atomizes society, and breaks down the bonds of family. Impoverishes the professional and middle classes and offers the choice: survive on compromised terms or watch your family suffer.
Posted by: remain calm, all is well at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (kP4Ob)

Jordon Peterson correctly points out to people just exactly how narcissistic and stupid people are to believe that they will become so type of all knowing wonderful kind and peaceful ruler of this new socialist wonderland.

1. Power will go straight to their head.
2. Once they turn their back, they will be killed and replaced.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:09 PM (yrol0)

337 They were dressed as construction workers. With the price tags still on their new Carhartt outfits.

Posted by: SlaveDog at February 08, 2022 01:09 PM (w6HA3)

338 308 Solar Panels .. That's the ticket
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (RHGPo)


PSSST Jennie sweetheart. THEY DONT WORK AT NIGHT

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (yrol0)

Just shine bright lights on them. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

339 I am a little tired of "it's not the rank and file" crap. That's Hannity level delusion.

Who the fuck do people think are doing the spying? It's not just the senior leadership.
Posted by: Marcus T, Recovering at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (VpIIl)
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If it's just "a few bad apples at the top" then where are the whistle-blowers? Where are the anonymous data dumps to friendlies in the press?

Nowhere, that's where. I don't buy the "ham and eggers" crap even a little bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 01:09 PM (DU+/6)

340 Did we ever find out why the FBI raided the home and office of Henry Cuellar, the Democrat critical of Biden and Harris' handling of the border?

I know that AOC is coming to Texas to campaign for Cuellar's Democrat opponent.
Posted by: redridinghood


Bad juju messing with a Texas Cuellar.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2022 01:10 PM (Hica+)

341 What did the average German do? History tends to repeat itself, not exactly, but pretty close.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 12:59 PM (ynpvh)


I've been thinking lately about that Niemoller poem "First They Came..." and I think he got it wrong. Most people didn't say anything, because they knew -correctly- that the government was never coming for them. This is where the Left is today. And those German hated the people who were the victims, just like the Left hates Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, the J6 people, Trump, and us.

And the Germans who thought the government probably was coming for them didn't say anything because they knew there really wasn't much they could do about it, other than run or hide. The enemy wasn't going to be reasoned with. They were just going to assert their will, which they felt entitled to do, because of what they felt were decades of "victimhood" at the hands of Jews. That's sort of where we are today.

But no one was operating in a state of ignorance, as Niemoller implies. It was all very evil, and very deliberate. There were 2 sides back then, and it was very clear which side you were on.

Posted by: Wally at February 08, 2022 01:10 PM (FJYfm)

342 333 Douglas Trumbull, Visual Effects Maestro on "2001: A Space Odyssey," Dies at 79
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

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Sad.

Brainstorm was interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

343 Neil Young is a complete jackass. His motto has become "question those who question the government." How utterly pathetic he's become.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (sVtYq)

344 Neil Young knows the stakes and is on the side of eliminating you.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 08, 2022 01:06 PM (QYPq3)

What? He thinks he can avoid me?
Nobody has yet.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (MFphb)

345 Cuellars are great with coffee.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (II3Gr)

346 John Cleese Mockingly Suggests Comedians Issue Content Warnings Ahead Of Their Shows To Preempt Mob Backlash
Monty Python star John Cleese has mockingly suggested that comedians issue content warnings before their shows to preempt cancel culture mobs.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8urecp

Cleese's comments came in response to fellow comedian Rob Schneider, who recently tweeted his support of writer and comedian Whitney Cummings after she faced criticism this past weekend for defending Joe Rogan and suggesting that mainstream media, unlike the podcaster, has lost its credibility.
"Don't look to why so many people trust joe Rogan, look to why so few people trust the mainstream media," wrote Cummings to her personal Twitter account on February 5th, successfully sparking the ire of the cancel mob.
In a follow-up tweet, "Comedians did not sign up to be your hero," wrote Cummings the next day. "It's our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own conclusions."

Need to look her up.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (xKKnI)

347 "Nowhere, that's where. I don't buy the "ham and eggers" crap even a little bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 08, 2022 01:09 PM (DU+/6) "

Or the "they need to think about their pensions". Because that's always a consideration for doing what is right and just.

Posted by: Marcus T, Recovering at February 08, 2022 01:12 PM (VpIIl)

348 Justice Dept. announces $3.6B crypto seizure, 2 arrests

Federal law enforcement officials said they recovered roughly $3.6 billon in cryptocurrency linked to the hack of Bitfinex, a virtual currency exchange whose systems were breached nearly six years ago.

Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

349 318 LiB

When the USCP office opened in Tampa last year, the claim was that the office in FL was needed bc of all the "threats" from Floridians. Then, Nancy bought her house here, which seemed odd, if Congress was so afraid of all the Floridian-man types.

Posted by: EveR at February 08, 2022 01:12 PM (MUpk6)

350 Which is why the Reds always attempt to portray themselves as the majority (which is literally what "Bolshevik" means), even though they're generally not. It's why ever demonstration etc. the Reds gin up lists a couple dozen organizations behind it, each of which consists of various combinations and permutations of the same dozen or so Reds.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:08 PM (YqDXo)

Rush hired a computer forensic detective to work out just exactly how many people were involved in one of the many boycotts against his advertisers.

One that boasted around 500k customers was linked to just 6 IP addresses.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:12 PM (yrol0)

351 346 In a follow-up tweet, "Comedians did not sign up to be your hero," wrote Cummings the next day. "It's our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own conclusions."
Need to look her up.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (xKKnI)

=========

"Except against Muslims. They're actually dangerous."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

352 My God but these Republicans are pussies.

Posted by: The Marquess of Queensbury at February 08, 2022 01:12 PM (zbhtB)

353 328 I am a little tired of "it's not the rank and file" crap. That's Hannity level delusion.

Who the fuck do people think are doing the spying? It's not just the senior leadership.

Posted by: Marcus T, Recovering at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (VpIIl)

Yup. Someone has to carry out the illegal orders of their superiors. Nuremberg rules, dude; you engaged in behavior you knew was illegal, but ordered to engage in, you're guilty too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 08, 2022 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

354 LOL : https://tinyurl.com/yam3llnz

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (jOy9f)

355 >>>What? He thinks he can avoid me?
Nobody has yet.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (MFphb)

::ahem:: I just humored you for a few days, bud.

Posted by: Son of Man at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (QYPq3)

356
What? He thinks he can avoid me?
Nobody has yet.
Posted by: Grim Reaper at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (MFphb)

*shrug*

I'm not afraid.

Posted by: Buck Dharma at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (II3Gr)

357 I raise the issue with Pfizer claiming massive revenue of their Cominarty "vaccine", yet it isn't being sold under that name. For an enterprising lawyer I would think this is a slight opening for securities fraud.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (N39Ws)

358 John Cleese Mockingly Suggests Comedians Issue Content Warnings Ahead Of Their Shows To Preempt Mob Backlash


====


Works for Big Tobacco, can work for Big Sarcasm.

Posted by: runner at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (MRWHf)

359 343 Neil Young is a complete jackass. His motto has become "question those who question the government." How utterly pathetic he's become.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (sVtYq)

1969: QUESTION THE MAN
2022: FOLLOW THE MAN

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (yrol0)

360 Douglas Trumbull, Visual Effects Maestro on "2001: A Space Odyssey," Dies at 79
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:08 PM (RHGPo)


He did wonderful work. The visual effects are magnificent. But we can all agree that this is the dullest movie in history, right?

Posted by: Wally at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (FJYfm)

361 308 Solar Panels .. That's the ticket
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:02 PM (RHGPo)

PSSST Jennie sweetheart. THEY DONT WORK AT NIGHT

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:05 PM (yrol0)
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PSSST Jennie sweetheart. Europe is overcast the vast majority of the time. Which is why a lot of northern Europeans have fair complexions, light hair, and blue eyes.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

362 359 1969: QUESTION THE MAN
2022: FOLLOW THE MAN
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (yrol0)

==========

1969: Trust no one over 30.
2022: Hey, I'm way older than 30...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

363 Neil Young hit back with another open letter of his own, this one urging Spotify employees to quit over the platform's spreading of "misinformation"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

***

Was the letter as boring as his music?

Posted by: Azathoth at February 08, 2022 01:14 PM (W3VUu)

364 Also, 2.1 BILLION? What could they possibly need to spend that on?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 08, 2022 12:25 PM (8548M)

Camps, where people concentrate?

Posted by: Javems at February 08, 2022 01:14 PM (AmoqO)

365 Rush hired a computer forensic detective to work out just exactly how many people were involved in one of the many boycotts against his advertisers.

One that boasted around 500k customers was linked to just 6 IP addresses.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:12 PM (yrol0)
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Thanks. Exactly my point. File this under "things I learned at Berkeley."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

366 Camps, where people concentrate?
Posted by: Javems at February 08, 2022 01:14 PM (AmoqO)


I already called top bunk!

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 01:15 PM (9otr5)

367 Camps, where people concentrate?
Posted by: Javems at February 08, 2022 01:14 PM (AmoqO)

Perfect for those with ADHD

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 01:15 PM (II3Gr)

368 It's not going to succeed in putting anyone important in jail, but it's making some revelations official.

Official revelations!

You know, at a certain point, meticulously documenting the wrongdoing of others and doing next to nothing about it ceases to be a comfort. It has rather the opposite effect.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (KFhLj)

369 Camps, where people concentrate?
Posted by: Javems at February 08, 2022 01:14 PM (AmoqO)




I've got to concentrate...concentrate...concentrate....

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

370 As I asked below, what are the USCP doing at their Tampa office, which opened last July?

I'm gonna guess taxpayer funded trips to Mons Venus?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (ZGrMX)

371 The Karens in my company are all frantically e-mailing "WHY DOESN'T CANADA CALL IN THE MILITARY THEY HAVE TO STOP THIS INSURRECTION REEEE!"

Guy Smiley sips his covfefe and smiles.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (njfCw)

372 LOL : https://tinyurl.com/yam3llnz
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (jOy9f)


I can't believe someone had the cajones to do this.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (xKKnI)

373 You know, at a certain point, meticulously documenting the wrongdoing of others and doing next to nothing about it ceases to be a comfort. It has rather the opposite effect.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (KFhLj)


Clinesmith got 12 months of probation!

Twelve. Months.

Posted by: blaster at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (9otr5)

374 369 I've got to concentrate...concentrate...concentrate....
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

Pinch hitting... for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

375 PSSST Jennie sweetheart. Europe is overcast the vast majority of the time. Which is why a lot of northern Europeans have fair complexions, light hair, and blue eyes.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (YqDXo)

The biggest solar farm in Minnesota produces just under 10% of capacity during winter months.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (yrol0)

376 Also, 2.1 BILLION? What could they possibly need to spend that on?
==
remember on a recess when they were all set to fly out on some military transport to European Vacation III but trump left them stranded on the bus because he pulled the military transport? Yeah they bought a couple 737s and mtc contracts.

Posted by: Why not? Its not like they are paying for it at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (6evEh)

377 In a follow-up tweet, "Comedians did not sign up to be your hero," wrote Cummings the next day. "It's our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own conclusions."
Need to look her up.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (xKKnI)
----
OR...or maybe be funny. Y'know, so we can laugh, sometimes at others, sometimes at ourselves, sometimes at society at large? You know, try being funny. If I want a spooky mental house of horrors I'll watch the news.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (MFphb)

378 fudge

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (MFphb)

379 Jennifer Granholm couldn't draw a schematic for a flashlight.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (W3VUu)

380 I am hoping that the citizens of Rotterdam pelt Bezos and his yacht with rotten eggs after the bridge is moved. You can only imagine the money Bezos laid out to get that done. You'll see a lot of Danish government officials retiring at the same time.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

381 The Karens in my company are all frantically e-mailing "WHY DOESN'T CANADA CALL IN THE MILITARY THEY HAVE TO STOP THIS INSURRECTION REEEE!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (njfCw)
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Yay, 19th Amendment!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

382 Pinch hitting... for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (LvTSG)
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*thwack*

*crowd cheers*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 08, 2022 01:18 PM (W/MyG)

383 I can't believe someone had the cajones to do this.

Posted by: artisanal ette

I know, right?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2022 01:18 PM (jOy9f)

384 You'll see a lot of Danish government officials retiring at the same time.
Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (oiNtH)
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Danish?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 08, 2022 01:18 PM (W/MyG)

385 379 Jennifer Granholm couldn't draw a schematic for a flashlight.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (W3VUu)
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Much less a vibrator.

Has she ever darkened the door of a science lecture theater? I doubt it. I doubt it very much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:18 PM (YqDXo)

386 The Karens in my company are all frantically e-mailing "WHY DOESN'T CANADA CALL IN THE MILITARY THEY HAVE TO STOP THIS INSURRECTION REEEE!"

Guy Smiley sips his covfefe and smiles.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (njfCw)


I rarely hear of offices that are not heavily politicized at this point.

I can't imagine being in that environment day after day. Zero productivity I would suspect from these people.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:18 PM (xKKnI)

387
The biggest solar farm in Minnesota produces just under 10% of capacity during winter months.
==
Guess how many hours of sunlight Cleveland gets from January to March?

Posted by: Vampires idea of Miami Beach at February 08, 2022 01:18 PM (6evEh)

388 That chain of custody issue alone is enough to invalidate the entire election. Not to say "Trump won" by default, but to say there **was** no election.

It wouldn't matter if 100% of those votes were for Biden, Trump, Jorgenson, or Mickey fucking Mantle. The process was broken. The election was invalid. End of fucking story.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 08, 2022 01:19 PM (6FeV1)

389 A bipartisan pair of senators on Monday introduced a bill that would require large companies to undergo an audit that seeks to detect forced labor being used in companies' supply chains. The bill, introduced by Sens. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) and Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), would mandate an annual audit for companies that earn at least $500 million in revenue a year that are involved in mining, manufacturing and the production of goods for sale.
Posted by: SMOD at February 08, 2022 01:07 PM (RHGPo)
...

This will ultimately become cover for promoting *more* goods from China.

No no look we have an official system, Federal system, that *guarantees* no forced labor was used in these products.

It's like the Good Housekeeping Seal O' Approval. Y'all just relax now there's no more bad people. Honest.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 08, 2022 01:19 PM (z9npv)

390 The Lieutenant that I used to report to in Italy and the base CO hated each other. Whenever my boss would go on leave, the CO would try to get in to his office and would bring the weaselly XO with him. I did my best dumb blonde routine and could never find the keys to his office!! Oh no! He knew that I was lying and I knew that he knew and didn't care.

A person that can't fight their battles face to face deserves to be lied to.
Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2022 12:47 PM (oiNtH)
***
HA!
Cheri,
When I was a Divarty S-2, I was a 1st Lt and everyone else on the staff were Majors. They'd jack with me all the time. When it got to be beyond the usual joking stuff, my NCOIC would get into it. He was dual tracking in the AD and Reserves. He was an E-7, but with over 12 active duty as an officer and was also a Major in the Reserves. He also had multiple Bronze and Silver Stars, and the DSC, and had been nominated for the MOH. H'e dome walking in in his officer uniform and call all the Majors by their first names. That put an end to it. For awhile anyway. Always funny though.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 01:19 PM (axyOa)

391 Nude

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2022 01:19 PM (jOy9f)

392 372 LOL : https://tinyurl.com/yam3llnz
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (jOy9f)

I can't believe someone had the cajones to do this.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (xKKnI)

That is so very wrong and yet I'm laughing my ass off!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 08, 2022 01:20 PM (II3Gr)

393 379 Jennifer Granholm couldn't draw a schematic for a flashlight.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (W3VUu)

She has a SCIENCE degree: PoliSCIENCE

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:20 PM (yrol0)

394 It's just Trump they needed to spy on because he was dangerous.

That's what I was told by NeverRight.

Posted by: The Marquess of Queensbury at February 08, 2022 01:20 PM (zbhtB)

395 The biggest solar farm in Minnesota produces just under 10% of capacity during winter months.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:16 PM (yrol0)
---------------

Doesn't surprise me.

As mentioned previously, planners for the Berlin Airlift noted that the American city with the worst weather for flying was Pittsburgh, which would be the best city for flying in Europe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

396 Neil Young hit back with another open letter of his own, this one urging Spotify employees to quit over the platform's spreading of "misinformation"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


I would say he's gotten his panties all in a twist, but then I doubt he wears any.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 08, 2022 01:21 PM (xKKnI)

397 Its not a few bad apples at the top. The whole orchard is bad.

Posted by: SlaveDog at February 08, 2022 01:22 PM (w6HA3)

398 393 379 Jennifer Granholm couldn't draw a schematic for a flashlight.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (W3VUu)

She has a SCIENCE degree: PoliSCIENCE
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 08, 2022 01:20 PM (yrol0)
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Which qualifies her to give blow jobs to politicians.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:22 PM (YqDXo)

399 What? He thinks he can avoid me?
Nobody has yet.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at February 08, 2022 01:11 PM (MFphb)

::ahem:: I just humored you for a few days, bud.
Posted by: Son of Man at February 08, 2022 01:13 PM (QYPq3)

OK, you got me on that one.

13 billion to one. Still a good record.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at February 08, 2022 01:22 PM (MFphb)

400 I am hoping that the citizens of Rotterdam pelt Bezos and his yacht with rotten eggs after the bridge is moved. You can only imagine the money Bezos laid out to get that done. You'll see a lot of Danish government officials retiring at the same time.
Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2022 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

...

I hope it sinks with Bezos on it, but the silly bridge is an inoperational relic, choking the river from commerce.

They've already taken it down and put it back up before from what I've read, to repair it and such. Maybe they can put it back on a swivel this time.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 08, 2022 01:23 PM (z9npv)

401 Solar, wind and other renewable sources would be key for the U.S. and its European allies to have energy security, Granholm said during her remarks at the U.S.-EU Energy Ministerial hosted by the State Department on Monday.
----------------

Wind turbines, aka "bird blenders," which also don't tend to work well at night, because wind arises from thermal gradients.

I suppose we could hook up a bunch of Democrat politicians to power wind turbines, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2022 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

402 Its not a few bad apples at the top. The whole orchard is bad.
Posted by: SlaveDog at February 08, 2022 01:22 PM (w6HA3)

...

The label says "crab apples"

Posted by: TexasDan at February 08, 2022 01:25 PM (z9npv)

403 It is now clear the "death of Ashli Babbitt" was the "murder of Ashli Babbitt"

Posted by: Valiant at February 08, 2022 01:25 PM (3MiF8)

404 Nood.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 08, 2022 01:26 PM (z9npv)

405 FML. Last Thursday, snow & ice storm.
This Thursday? 70 degrees & sunny.
Friday? 74.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2022 01:26 PM (Hica+)

406 They went apoplectic when James O'Keefe did something like this with Senator Landrieu's office.

Posted by: MikeN at February 08, 2022 01:27 PM (o/eHL)

407 It's very simple. Neil Young is in the at risk group for Wuflu. So are all the other aging rockers. They have the Wuflu madness and believe in vaccines like they are holy water. It's about them, about making you protect grandpa

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 08, 2022 01:34 PM (5HBd1)

408 So are all the other aging rockers. They have the Wuflu madness and believe in vaccines like they are holy water. It's about them,
==
Wait wut? A selfish hippie!?!?!! The deuce you say!!

Posted by: Shocking at February 08, 2022 01:36 PM (6evEh)

409 Every day I'm shuffling. http://youtu.be/pWqFHOnfYro

Posted by: Generic Whiterun Guard at February 08, 2022 01:43 PM (MRe2S)

410 Next would be...Champlain I think. Or Thousand Islands. And that's getting a very, very long way from Detroit LOL. Wow.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

The bridge at Port Huron is backed up for miles.

Just saw a news clip of that from a Detroit TV station.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 01:50 PM (vcOmj)

411 So Capitol Polide will investigate themselves to see if this was naughty.

Like Ashli Babbitt shooting.

That'll instill confidence in the prolis!

Posted by: Dale at February 08, 2022 03:45 PM (P8upX)

412 So the head of the Capital Police requested the investigation, sounds like he has nothing to hide doesn't it?
As far as vaccines masks and mandates, TX and Cali have equal ninmbers of covid deaths. But ci has a population 10 million higher. Why is that? The states with tge highest covid per capita death rates arexall red. Why is th

Posted by: Kurt at February 08, 2022 04:15 PM (RTfoY)

413 So a president having cronies break into the offices of political opponents is now OK?

I seem to recall there being a time when the press screamed bloody murder

Then chased that President from office

Or did I just imagine that part of our history?

Posted by: Comptative Meat Beater at February 08, 2022 04:57 PM (QMvEC)

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