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"Hunter's Law:" For Sake of Racial Equity, Brandon Administration Will Distribute -- and I Remind You, This is Real, and Not Some Joke on a Racist Website -- Free Crack Pipes

At the Free Beacon.

Not a parody.

The Biden administration is set to fund the distribution of crack pipes to drug addicts as part of its plan to advance "racial equity."

The $30 million grant program, which closed applications Monday and will begin in May, will provide funds to nonprofits and local governments to help make drug use safer for addicts. Included in the grant, which is overseen by the Department of Health and Human Services, are funds for "smoking kits/supplies." A spokesman for the agency told the Washington Free Beacon that these kits will provide pipes for users to smoke crack cocaine, crystal methamphetamine, and "any illicit substance."

"Hunter's Law," Soothsayer calls it.

HHS said the kits aim to reduce the risk of infection when smoking substances with glass pipes, which can lead to infections through cuts and sores. Applicants for the grants are prioritized if they treat a majority of "underserved communities," including African Americans and "LGBTQ+ persons," as established under President Joe Biden's executive order on "advancing racial equity."

Restoring Our Norms is now officially Defining Deviancy Down. Defining it All the Way Down to the Basements of Hell, in fact.

This is the candidate of Decency and Normalcy that the True Conservatives of NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. foisted on us through ballot harvesting and sending out millions of ballots to near-random addresses.

The. Most. Secure. Election. In. History.

36 The Father of a crackhead distributes crack pipes.

This is my shocked face.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

55
lol @ calling this "Hunter's Law"

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer

Below, Tucker Carlson talks about the Return to Norms regime, including, at the end of the report (skip to 12:00, though the whole report is good), the federal government-operated drug den they just opened in New York City.

Officially it's called an "Overdose Prevention Center." What it really is a government-sanctioned trap house, shooting gallery, and opium den, all in one.

Posted by: Ace at 03:24 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

2 first

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 07, 2022 03:24 PM (8D42x)

3 nice sponge

corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 07, 2022 03:24 PM (8D42x)

4 Hunter Biden dances with glee.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Not first!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2022 03:25 PM (dkvcO)

6 Where is this in The Constitution?

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Norms!

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 07, 2022 03:25 PM (3TihK)

8 1 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)


Yay!

And how come LGBTQWERTY has preference for the crack supplies? Are they big crackheads?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)

9 Which department is handling this, the CIA?

Posted by: me at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (9p+wn)

10 This reminds me of the Chappelle Show episode where the government paid reparations

Posted by: Wally at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (FJYfm)

11 Pics of the Richland WA active shooter suspect and vehicle.

https://tinyurl.com/2p6jbm28

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (SH2Zi)

12 These are not the jive turkeys you are looking for.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (QYPq3)

13 So...if you get caught with a crack pipe in your car you won't get arrested now? Cuz it's okay to smoke crack now? Bears repeating. We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (nxdel)

14 and you know, i'm kind of all for this. let's let the dems poison their "supporters".

maybe it'll reduce the trash on the street.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (8D42x)

15 The Biden administration is set to fund the distribution of crack pipes to drug addicts as part of its plan to advance "racial equity."


When do us crackers get malt likker and Kools?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (Hica+)

16 Unreal.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy, in that He hasn't unleashed His Wrath yet at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (RU4sa)

17 A crack-pipe in every mouth!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (wmDcS)

18
And how come LGBTQWERTY has preference for the crack supplies? Are they big crackheads?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)

Meth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (II3Gr)

19 Old and Busted: Conspiracy theories about the CIA giving out crack

New Hotness: The Government officially giving people crack pipes.

Posted by: Frank Luntz at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (ESjRY)

20 This Thread could use some Tyrone Biggums from Chappelle.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (nrSKV)

21 I support free government sponsored pure fentanyl centers.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (GYllL)

22 Find one of these that has not been implemented:

https://cultureshield.com/PDF/45_Goals.pdf

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (5JfcP) at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (5JfcP)

23
I wonder which Corporation manufactures these crack pipes...


*I'll bet my left nut these pipes are produced in china

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (r1daS)

24 Where is this in The Constitution?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:25 PM


"post offices and post roads, crack houses..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (dkvcO)

25 Crack is Whack, fool!

Posted by: Mister Tee at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (njfCw)

26 Basically, free speech dies today.

The Joe Rogan Wars have begun.

https://tinyurl.com/mtj7amdk

DHS fires the first shot.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (3FiQa)

27 Hunter Biden dances with glee.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

They are still working on the equity in banging your niece legislation.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (SH2Zi)

28 And how come LGBTQWERTY has preference for the crack supplies? Are they big crackheads?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)

with all the other mental issues, wouldn't you assume a lot of drugs are involved?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (8D42x)

29 Applicants for the grants are prioritized if they treat a majority of "underserved communities,"

Finally, an end to crack deserts!

Posted by: spindrift at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (h5TKJ)

30 Cocaine Mitch is excited.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (GYllL)

31 You get a crack pipe! And you get a crack pipe! And you get a crack pipe!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (mD/uy)

32 So.... they are encouraging minorities to use drugs in the name of equality? The soft bigotry of low expectations.

These fuckers are so openly racist, yet everyone thinks they are not because their racism is couched in "helping"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (F4b8f)

33 Hey dad, can you pay for those hookers again too?

Posted by: Some Hunter Biden at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (ESjRY)

34 Not "Restoring Norms"...

Renorming Storms

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (dscaa)

35 uhhhhh, what happens when users start sharing pipes?

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (786Ro)

36 The Father of a crackhead distributes crack pipes.

This is my shocked face.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (3FiQa)

37 Was this Hunter's idea?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (njfCw)

38 15 The Biden administration is set to fund the distribution of crack pipes to drug addicts as part of its plan to advance "racial equity."


When do us crackers get malt likker and Kools?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (Hica+)

Right? I enjoy the occasional fawty and a menthol every now and again...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (II3Gr)

39 And yes, this is exactly the kind of thing you'd expect to see in a Dave Chappell skit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (wmDcS)

40 7 Norms!
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 07, 2022 03:25 PM (3TihK)

Afternoon, everyone...

Posted by: Norm Peterson at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (dfRN6)

41 "We" aren't so much watching civilization collapse as witnessing its murder.

But be honest: does a civilization that suffers Kamala Harris to live deserve to survive?

Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (R2dR2)

42 Trump: Jobs for everyone

Biden: Crack pipes for everyone. Oops, sorry. Crack pipes for black people.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (ESjRY)

43
Yay!

And how come LGBTQWERTY has preference for the crack supplies? Are they big crackheads?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)



They became brain damaged somehow.....

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

44 When do us crackers get malt likker and Kools?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (Hica+)

Kools are for closers...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (8D42x)

45
Yup, this sounds about right.

I recall some Twitter-bound academic recently talking about distributing vaxxes at fried-chicken restaurants to get the errant blacks jabbed.

My favorite was another one, again, some academic... she was suggesting *hunting blacks with dart-guns.* Like a Karen Safari.

So this all tracks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (Cf/uA)

46
Officially it's called an "Overdose Prevention Center." What it really is a government-sanctioned trap house, shooting gallery, and opium den, all in one.

It's like we're living in an episode of Upright Citizens Brigade.

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (r1daS)

47 >>>12 These are not the jive turkeys you are looking for.


I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)

48 If Satan was running the country, what would he be doing differently?

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (dscaa)

49 *I'll bet my left nut these pipes are produced in china

I don't have a left nut.. left tit will have to suffice but yeah..

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (nxdel)

50 When do us crackers get malt likker and Kools?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM


When y'all learn to stop puttin' 'em out on my flo'!

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine (Capricorn) at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (dkvcO)

51 Didn't the CIA give up on the Crack Project?

I thought they were relying on AIDS to do that work?

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (nrSKV)

52 Whypipo don't deserve clean crack pipes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (F4b8f)

53 I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)

No juice? Are you saying the turkey is dry?

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (dscaa)

54 Unvaccinated? Get the fuck out of my hospital.

Oh, wait, you're here to drop off your buddy who is overdosing? To the front of the line!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

55
lol @ calling this "Hunter's Law"

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (r1daS)

56 We prefer to say "helping the less fortunate", rather than "aiding and abetting criminal behavior".

- Your Governmental Overlords

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (3TihK)

57 Not even the Babylon Bee would have the balls to run this as a parody, so it has to be true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (DU+/6)

58 Leftists have always loved junkies, pushing drugs, legalized them, free drugs.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (2JoB8)

59 Well, all the shutdowns, restrictions of social gatherings, mandatory masking, et. al. have had their expected effect:

More adults between 18 and 45 died of fentanyl overdoses in 2020 than COVID-19, motor vehicle accidents, cancer and suicide

Mission accomplished!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (I2/tG)

60 This is about Hunter Privilege, isn't it?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (fJLyj)

61 The racism of providing drugs to minorities. FJB



Uncle joe could lynch someone on MLK Blvd. And still get votes.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (0OmEj)

62 If Satan was running the country, what would he be doing differently?
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM


Being more subtle about it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (dkvcO)

63 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT HOW PROGRESSIVISM IS CARING: San Francisco Promotes Illegal Drug Use, Overdose Deaths 'Skyrocket.'

54 Posted at 2:15 pm by Stephen Green

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (UHVv4)

64
I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)

I'm hip to the jive, blood. Picking up what you putting down. Solid.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (II3Gr)

65 Is Hunter going to be the new Pipe Czar?

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

66 When do us crackers get malt likker and Kools?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (Hica+)

Right? I enjoy the occasional fawty and a menthol every now and again...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (II3Gr)

While we are on the subject, I demand equity in bazzombas now.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (SH2Zi)

67 How does one register for a free crack pipe?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (bVYXr)

68 This Thread could use some Tyrone Biggums from Chappelle.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (nrSKV)


I'm Rick James, bitch!!

Posted by: Rick James! at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (ZSK0i)

69

Makes sense. It helps keep the child prostitutes in the ghetto bordello's ready and willing when the elite Moral Eunuchs drop in for some hot p3do action...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (Ev95/)

70 I'm in!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (RoIW/)

71 Federal government: Cigarettes are killing people! Here's a crack pipe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (3FiQa)

72 If Satan was running the country, what would he be doing differently?
Posted by: ...

He'd make blister packs even harder to open.

Other than that, nothing.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (mD/uy)

73 Holy shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (BFkNO)

74

This is not a government, this is a romper room set inside an insane asylum.

Yet keep stealing our taxmoney.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (xKKnI)

75 And how come LGBTQWERTY has preference for the crack supplies? Are they big crackheads?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Meth.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (II3Gr)

Concur. Meth is big in the sodomite party circles.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (lOuKL)

76 What's the point if you don't provide the free crack?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 07, 2022 03:30 PM (fJLyj)

77 I mean, seriously?

"We gotta keep dem blacks high to control em!"

They're openly admitting they're racist and all for black destruction.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

78 If the pipes are cracked, is not their purpose defeated?

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (qpX6U)

79 67 How does one register for a free crack pipe?

Send up a smoke signal.

Posted by: Liawatha at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (njfCw)

80 Applicants for the grants are prioritized if they treat a majority of "underserved communities," including African Americans and "LGBTQ+ persons," as established under President Joe Biden's executive order on "advancing racial equity."
++++
Nothing says "racial equity" like the "free crack pipes for black people" program.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (DU+/6)

81 So this all tracks.
------------------------------
Track Marx

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (UHVv4)

82 Aren't there Crack Baby Specific Laws on the Books?

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (nrSKV)

83 This administration is obviously in the clutches of Big Crack.

Posted by: 496 at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (VJsqe)

84 shouldn't they also provide safe crack, or safe fentanyl?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (Cus5s)

85 I don't have a left nut.. left tit will have to suffice but yeah..
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (nxdel)

obligatory pics or...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (8D42x)

86 If Satan was running the country, what would he be doing differently?


He could speak English.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (3FiQa)

87
I, too, have seen a lot of penises in my line of work, Joe Rogan.

Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (Cf/uA)

88 "smoking kits/supplies."

'supplies' is conveniently vague.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (qpX6U)

89 The epitaph on my tombstone will read:
It can always be worse.

Because it always can be.

Fcukers.

Posted by: tired of being right about that at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (pkPq9)

90 76 What's the point if you don't provide the free crack?

That's part of the next initiative: Build Crack Better

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (njfCw)

91 If Satan was running the country, what would he be doing differently?

If?

Posted by: 'Stan at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (ESjRY)

92 >67 How does one register for a free crack pipe?


I got all the crack you need, sugar.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (nrSKV)

93 "This is Real, and Not Some Joke on a Racist Website -- Free Crack Pipes"

Can I get the Hunter Biden autographed version?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

94 If it's in NY shouldn't they all be wearing masks anyway? Won't that protect them from cankers, chancres,and assorted "nasties"? Science!

Posted by: pahound at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (M33XJ)

95 Will the crack pipes come with the roses inside?

That would be a nice thing to do since Valentines Day is next week.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (I8FKK)

96 ***I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)

TBH, being the father of the Jive joke, it's kind of had it's time, but this post seemed ripe for it.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (QYPq3)

97 I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)



Well, it's yo blog and youz one funky honky, so you do what you want.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

98 I'm so old I remember when it was a conspiracy theory that the government was flooding the ghetto with crack.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)

99 This is O/T, from the previous thread:

I started their premium trial last weekend in the hope that they would actually continue to support free speech. Now it's time to cancel before they get any of my money and give it to the "marginalized groups" that want to see me bleeding to death in an alley.
Posted by: Chuck C
___
I just cancelled both my premium service and have deleted my account there.
I've been a customer of theirs for a number of years, and I have never listened to Joe Rogan, but how they're treating him, and them grovelling to the twitter mobs is sickening. I have no desire to continue supporting such a company.
To delete your account, you have to go through customer service.
I had no problem giving them numerous reasons why I want nothing to do with them.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy, in that He hasn't unleashed His Wrath yet at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (RU4sa)

100 Best Lava Lamps in town! They go up to eleven!

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (RoIW/)

101 I would assume the crack pipes are made in China. Amirite?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (g/54t)

102 48 If Satan was running the country, what would he be doing differently?
Posted by: ...

Happy fun camps and the plains farmers would be suffering a famine while expected to produce record amounts of grain.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (F4b8f)

103 Satan would be intelligent, charismatic, persuasive and usually subtle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (II3Gr)

104 Leave me, Cheers barfly sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (dfRN6)

105 If Satan was running the country, what would he be doing differently?
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM

He is Prince of This World, so by definition controls the principalities. But Satan is a tyrant with some intelligence, so obviously he would seek to totally dominate America instead of completely cripple it for foreign paymasters.

Nonetheless. If truckers can frustrate the plans of the Bloombergs and the CCP, the outcome is decided already.

Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (R2dR2)

106 This administration is obviously in the clutches of Big Crack.


Leave me out of this!

Posted by: Oprah at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (3FiQa)

107 Where's Justin?? Funny doggeh video suitable for the Cafe...

https://nitter.net/FourGospel/status/
1490344821243928580

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (UHVv4)

108
That would be a nice thing to do since Valentines Day is next week.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 07, 2022 03:32 PM (I8FKK)



"Here honey. I love you. Suck this glass dick."

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Democratic-run cities such as San Francisco and Seattle have distributed smoking kits to residents. Some local governments, however, have in recent years backed away from their smoking kit programs over concerns they enable drug abuse.
++++
What? Government-issued drug equipment might enable drug abuse? That can't be right...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (DU+/6)

110 Trump: Jobs for everyone

Biden: Crack pipes for everyone. Oops, sorry. Crack pipes for black people.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (ESjRY)

And eight ball in every pocket, a hooker in every caddy.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (SH2Zi)

111
Remember the episode of COLUMBO when the villain trained dogs to turn vicious at the sound of a telephone ring?

That's what all these random "active shooters" remind me of -- the govt "switching on" their sleeper agents to wreak havoc.

Lots of TV shows used this "sleeper agent getting triggered by a specific code word" thing. Magnum PI, Greatest American Hero, etc. It was a silly idea that the CIA was doing this....but is it? Is it so silly?

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (r1daS)

112 This administration is obviously in the clutches of Big Crack.
Posted by: 496

You called?

Posted by: Veep Throat at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (mD/uy)

113 Yeah, it's cheap to hand out simple crack pipes, but what about the dabbers? Those guys need $ fancy $ plumbing for their 'smoking kits.'.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (qpX6U)

114
I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice...
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)


Make sure to rest the turkey before serving after removing from the oven, otherwise it'll be dry.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (n+4am)

115 We need common sense crack control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (mD/uy)

116 In China they call them Clack Pipes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (njfCw)

117
best fake black history month ever!

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (r1daS)

118 If you think this is bad, consider what their "other hand" is doing.

For example, while we were laser focused for six years on ObamaCare, Benghazi and Trayvon, the Ofuckstick Administration was seeding the highest ranks of the military and intelligence with anti-American, commie POS's like himself, and setting CRT as the gold standard of education.

I can only imagine what is REALLY going on right now.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (dscaa)

119 I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)
++++
If you pepper the occasional "UNBREADED" then helps keep things fresh!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (DU+/6)

120 Free crack pipes will be distributed during halftime at the midnight basketball league games

Bring the kids!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (vd8XM)

121 >>>> How does one register for a free crack pipe?


If you previously received an Obamaphone you'll automatically be sent a crack pipe.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (xPl2J)

122 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

#freedom

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (wpRdE)

123 That's part of the next initiative: Build Crack Better

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (njfCw)

Word.

Posted by: Norge Refigerator Repair Guy at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (RoIW/)

124

This is just one of the million ways they are purposely collapsing our society. I'm sure they are behind the opioid crisis too. It was created to get to this point.

The drugs. The social media drug - they purposely got people hooked on social media and gaming. I am a recovering gamer. But if I had been as young as some of these kids, it might have been bad for me.

They are seducing and destroying, seducing and destroying.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (xKKnI)

125 We need common sense crack control!!
Posted by: Tonypete

The Paolo, how you say, says - "No, we don't."

Posted by: The Paolo at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (mD/uy)

126 If everyone's a crackhead, no one's a crackhead.

Love you, dad!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (3FiQa)

127 Wouldn't sous vide result in a jive turkey with plenty of juice?

Posted by: 496 at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (VJsqe)

128
Well, they couldn't do the shipments of free omicron tests in time for the omicron spike. So they have to distribute SOMETHING.

Posted by: KT at February 07, 2022 03:35 PM (0ghg2)

129 Watch. They'll brag that it's a tobacco-free environment.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2022 03:35 PM (Fs5vw)

130 He is Prince of This World, so by definition controls the principalities. But Satan is a tyrant with some intelligence, so obviously he would seek to totally dominate America instead of completely cripple it for foreign paymasters.
___

Stan still thinks he has won the war, when he actually hasn't.

The Lord made sure of that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:35 PM (RU4sa)

131 The moderate Democrat is a myth.

Obamacare killed it.

Joe Biden as president made sure it never came back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 07, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

132 I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?
Posted by: ace


Jus hang loose, blood. She gonna catch you up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Cut md some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' get no help!
Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 03:35 PM (Hica+)

133 Will they be dipping into the National Crack Pipe Reserves?

Posted by: 496 at February 07, 2022 03:35 PM (VJsqe)

134 This administration is obviously in the clutches of Big Crack.

Posted by: 496 at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (VJsqe)

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at February 07, 2022 03:35 PM (SH2Zi)

135 This is my shocked face.
Gee, Democrats giving priority to distributing drugs and paraphenalia to mostly black and Hispanic populations.
The idea must be to keep them stoned and voting for their own extermination.
The podcast of the Lotus Eaters yesterday showed a power plant in England honoring the victims of the Shoah by,
drum roll, lighting up the chimneys of their power plant.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (doiJh)

136 if I were a PoC, I'd be so offended that they automatically assume this is an issue about race.

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (DJFLF)

137 Facebook has banned the word "Honk".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (UHVv4)

138 want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)

I'm for keeping it awhile longer if you work in some Kentucky Fried Movie references.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (8KgiH)

139 But it worked out so well for European cities!

(No, no it didn't.)

Posted by: Dr. T at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (bhRsz)

140 What about us paint huggers?
We deserve the gold paint, dammit

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (vd8XM)

141 Why are you assholes so angry that Emperor Brandon is finally taking a serious interest in his children's hobbies?

It's never enough for you people.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (gCeUK)

142 Apparently, for Biden to maintain his income from China, the spice must flow.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (okGHj)

143 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.
___

Of course he has.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (RU4sa)

144
Magnum PI's home was mentioned earlier.

Here's a very recent video of what the "King Kamehameha Club" looks like today:

https://youtu.be/VCIKnOLlXUI?t=237

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (r1daS)

145 Wouldn't sous vide result in a jive turkey with plenty of juice?
Posted by: 496 at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (VJsqe)

Add some herbs and you could have chive turkey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (6FeV1)

146 "smoking kits/supplies."

I need a smoking jacket, a velvet divan, a silver ashtray, a settee, and a roaring fireplace (with a chimney.)

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (qpX6U)

147 Somebody in the Biden Administration just finished Season 3 of The Wire.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (sAmhv)

148 I don't have a left nut.. left tit will have to suffice but yeah..
Posted by: Jewells45

*Mops suddenly sweaty forehead*

Ummmm, . . . . .er. . . . . . .


I got nothing.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (mD/uy)

149 Other "harm reduction" equipment that qualifies for funding include syringes, vaccinations, disease screenings, condoms, and fentanyl strips. The grant program will last three years and includes 25 awards of up to $400,000.
++++
So these outfits are totally not just drug abuse enablers who prey on inner city blacks, they're all about health like rubbers and vaccines and disease testing!

Just like how Planned Parenthood is a "women's healthcare organization" and totally not an abortion mill.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (DU+/6)

150
Lots of TV shows used this "sleeper agent getting triggered by a specific code word" thing. Magnum PI, Greatest American Hero, etc. It was a silly idea that the CIA was doing this....but is it? Is it so silly?
Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (r1daS)


Movies too. Telefon, The Naked Gun...

But the idea probably originated with The Manchurian Candidate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (n+4am)

151 Blacks: we want jobs, good education, and safe communities

FJB: Here, have a crack pipe

Now imagine for a moment...

Trump: Here, have a crack pipe

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (F4b8f)

152 What they will NOT encourage: Healthy and balanced diet + supplements like Vitamin D, wholesome outdoor activities to get fresh air and sun exposure (hiking, going to the park with your kids and/or dog, vegetable gardening), working out at a gym, going to church, big social gathering with friends and family..

What they DO encourage: Masks, "cancelling" wrongthink friends and family, weed, "healthy at any size" obesity, constant anonymous sexual encounters and porn, staying inside to binge watch and VR gaming and metaverse, and now. . . crack!


Gee, I really, REALLY don't think they have our best interests in mind. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (URNdm)

153
1920s: a chicken in every pot

2020s: a crackpipe for every turkey

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (786Ro)

154 Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at February 07, 2022 03:35 PM (SH2Zi)


Ahh Gawd, Peg, my eyes!

Posted by: Al Bundy at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (ZSK0i)

155 Out: "Parading"
In: "Honking"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (njfCw)

156 147 Somebody in the Biden Administration just finished Season 3 of The Wire.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (sAmhv

==========

Oh, no...what happens when they get to Season 5 and discover how easily manipulated and unethical the press is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

157 if I were a PoC, I'd be so offended that they automatically assume this is an issue about race.
Posted by: kallisto
___

I used to be offended, but now I don't care what these evil people think of me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (RU4sa)

158 Crack For Clunkers

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (GYllL)

159 6 Where is this in The Constitution?
____________

It emanates from the penumbras of the Good 'N Plenty clause!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (k4dH2)

160 Huffers
Damn auto cucumber

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (vd8XM)

161 That would be a nice thing to do since Valentines Day is next week.
==
Dear Abby

I am in a long term relationship and find gift giving challenging due to financial circumstances. Would it be frowned upon socially if I obtained a free crack pipe and gifted to my significant other on V-Day?

Posted by: Confused in Cleveland at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (pkPq9)

162 143 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

Geese hardest hit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (F4b8f)

163 hunter biden approves

Posted by: uglykidmoe at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (yOPeD)

164 Restoring Our Norms is now officially Defining Deviancy Down. Defining it All the Way Down to the Basements of Hell, in fact.

Yeah, the big thing now is "harm reduction" - normalizing hard drug usage by assisting addicts in shooting up.

Portland now has several "needle exchanges". The name is intended to imply that they are simply exchanging used dirty needles for clean needles, but that is a lie - they simply hand out clean needles. They may have a sharps container where you can deposit used needles, but there is no requirement that you bring your used needles in.

The unfortunate neighborhoods where these "needle exchanges" are located are overwhelmed with theft and vandalism. It has been suggested that the "needle exchanges" can only be located in front of the houses of elected officials.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (I2/tG)

165 146 "smoking kits/supplies."

I need a smoking jacket, a velvet divan, a silver ashtray, a settee, and a roaring fireplace (with a chimney.)
Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM (qpX6U)

And three Playmates in their prime.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (II3Gr)

166
Guys... if your government is giving out crack pipes to people... it's time to call it, right? I mean, it's no longer fit for purpose, right? Right?

*sigh*

Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (Cf/uA)

167 I have it on good authority that they will smoke crack and meth whether you give them pipes or not.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (Y5qcH)

168 Ryan O'Connor @rpoconnor
The Superior Court has issued a time-limited, 10-day injunction restricting horns at the Ottawa protest. The exact terms of the order should be available shortly.

This interim injunction is *not* a decision on the merits of the case, nor about whether the protest can continue.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (UHVv4)

169 And if a pedestrian gets run over because of the Ban on Honking, can that hack in black be charged with murder?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (njfCw)

170 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

#freedom
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM (wpRdE)

HONK! HONK!

Posted by: Joe in his 18 Wheeler at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

171
Movies too. Telefon, The Naked Gun...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Ha! I forgot they did it in Naked Gun, too.

That was the one with Enrico Pollazzo, yes?

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (r1daS)

172 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

honk?

Posted by: Canadian Goose at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (RoIW/)

173 Add some herbs and you could have chive turkey.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:36 PM


*rimshot*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (dkvcO)

174 And these things will get worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (BFkNO)

175 "Honk" was already accused of being a white nationalist meme.

In 2019.

Once again proving my theory that everything is racism.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (dscaa)

176 Ok, we can just shut this place down. You win, Biden Administration.

Posted by: The Babylon Bee at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (l0Lgi)

177 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

#freedom
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM


Dafuq?!

Posted by: Canada Geese at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (dkvcO)

178 Basically, free speech dies today.

The Joe Rogan Wars have begun.

https://tinyurl.com/mtj7amdk

DHS fires the first shot.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (3FiQa)


WHAT the SHIT?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (Ez6QX)

179 175 "Honk" was already accused of being a white nationalist meme.

In 2019.

Once again proving my theory that everything is racism.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (dscaa)

=========

Anti-racism is racism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

180 >>>A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

-----
Oh Knoh!

Posted by: 496 at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (VJsqe)

181 HONK!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (njfCw)

182 An HHS spokesman declined to specify what is included in the smoking kits. Similar distribution efforts provide mouthpieces to prevent glass cuts, rubber bands to prevent burns, and filters to minimize the risk of disease.
++++
Something tells me that a pipe filter to prevent the spread of disease is both:
1. Completely pointless and useless
2. Not even a distant concern of the guys passing around a damn crack pipe

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (DU+/6)

183 >>>I don't have a left nut..

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 03:29 PM (nxdel)

::Fistbump::

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at February 07, 2022 03:39 PM (QYPq3)

184 And these things will get worse.
___

Yep.
Until Jesus returns, this will be the case.

Evil never rests, and this world embraces evil.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (RU4sa)

185 It isn't a honk as much as a

RRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (F4b8f)

186 >>>A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.


Harpo Marx has already filed an appeal.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (xPl2J)

187 Huh. Apparently there is an abortion mill in Memphis that is planning to build a family friendly playground outside the facility.
Maranatha.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (eGTCV)

188 "HHS said the kits aim to reduce the risk of infection when smoking substances with glass pipes, which can lead to infections through cuts and sores."

So, nothing about the risk/effects of CRACK COCAINE on health?

There's no end to the stupid. Why, it's now stupid... on crack.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (aXxgO)

189 Huffers get a 10-pack of paper bags and 5 clean cotton rags.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (II3Gr)

190 I will be talking about this tonight.

The Conservative case for the distribution of crackpipes.

This is really a free speech issue, too. Hear me now and believe it later.

Tonight, on CNN. The Crackpipe News Network.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, this is CNN at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (vcOmj)

191 Summer Of Addiction Recovery

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (GYllL)

192 I just came inside and saw this post. Is having no words a symptom of covid? Because I got it bad.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (fSmfa)

193
That's like a "judge" ordering a "silent protest."

In other words, this exactly like an American "judge" unilaterally and tyrannically rescinding the First Amendment from his/her bench.

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (r1daS)

194 Even satanists are worried about uncontrollable competitive evil. And light collection plates.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (bCjzk)

195 Honk Semper Tyrannis!

Posted by: The Great White North at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (3FiQa)

196 Crack For Clunkers

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 07, 2022 03:37 PM (GYllL)

Crack for Junkies

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (dscaa)

197 Hey Jewells.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (RU4sa)

198 HHS said the kits aim to reduce the risk of infection when smoking substances with glass pipes, which can lead to infections through cuts and sores.
----------------

Wut?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

199 "A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa. "

WTF

Posted by: Canada Goose at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (ma/TF)

200 Honk! Honk! = HH = Heil Hitler.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (UuD2k)

201 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

#freedom
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2022 03:34 PM


I'm gonna be walking my feet off!

Posted by: Repurposed Meter Maid at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (RoIW/)

202 I am in a long term relationship and find gift giving challenging due to financial circumstances. Would it be frowned upon socially if I obtained a free crack pipe and gifted to my significant other on V-Day?
Posted by: Confused in Cleveland


Crack pipes go better on VD Day.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (Hica+)

203 Honking ban : https://tinyurl.com/y7zb4s3f

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (wpRdE)

204 I regret that I have but one HONK to give for my country!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (njfCw)

205 Now the Muslims will demand free hookahs. Unintended consequences, always waiting to bite the ass.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (qpX6U)

206 DHS fires the first shot.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (3FiQa)

The Soviets and Gestapo did this with more class and intelligence.

Posted by: trev006 at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (R2dR2)

207 How do they identify race? Sounds like you need a race ID card to get your free shiz-nizzle.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (6liew)

208 So, nothing about the risk/effects of CRACK COCAINE on health?

There's no end to the stupid. Why, it's now stupid... on crack.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 07, 2022 03:40 PM (aXxgO)
-----------------

Whereas meth is a well-known builder of health.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

209 Honk! Honk! = HH = Heil Hitler.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (UuD2k)
++++
AtC, I think, mentioned this absurdity on a prior thread. It's unbelievably stupid. Literally. I don't believe that anyone actually thinks that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (DU+/6)

210 Well this is one way to go after overpopulation!

Posted by: Piper at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (FXYsU)

211 THANKS DADDY!

Posted by: Hunter at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (gmo/4)

212 182 An HHS spokesman declined to specify what is included in the smoking kits. Similar distribution efforts provide mouthpieces to prevent glass cuts, rubber bands to prevent burns, and filters to minimize the risk of disease.
___________

Because chronic crack, meth, and heroin users are known to be scrupulous about their personal hygiene and health!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (k4dH2)

213 Harpo Marx has already filed an appeal.


Yes. In his motion, he included a Sanity Clause.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (3FiQa)

214 Holy fuck. Here's their number one heightened threat indicator:

The proliferation of false or misleading narratives, which sow discord or undermine public trust in U.S. government institutions:
For example, there is widespread online proliferation of false or misleading narratives regarding unsubstantiated widespread election fraud and COVID-19. Grievances associated with these themes inspired violent extremist attacks during 2021.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (II3Gr)

215 > A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

I wasn't honking, judge. I was tooting my horn in celebration of LGBTQIAARP.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (x980n)

216 >>This administration is obviously in the clutches of Big Crack.


Aren't recreational drugs sometimes/often cut with fentanyl nowadays?

This policy would seem to enable China's fentanyl biowarfare.
It's also a great way to further encourage the breakdown of families, and for the crack users, make it easier to never clean up their act and get their lives on track. They are taking out functional Americans who could otherwise contribute to society and hold them accountable for their terrible governance.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (URNdm)

217 You can't spell "honky" without HONK

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (njfCw)

218 Crack is a gateway drug!

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (RoIW/)

219 I believe the idea has long been that there will eventually be a leader of a one-world government, who will usher in the return of The Messiah.

Hmm. A one-world government. Doesn't really sound like crazy talk anymore, if it ever did...

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (dscaa)

220 We had the Obama phone.

now we have the Biden Bong

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (2cfUo)

221 Guys... if your government is giving out crack pipes to people... it's time to call it, right? I mean, it's no longer fit for purpose, right? Right?

*sigh*

Posted by: Tyrone Biggums at February 07, 2022 03:38 PM (Cf/uA)

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (SH2Zi)

222 "A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa."

Maybe the truckers can switch over to some peaceful arsoning. Invite BLM/AntiFa to bring their stash.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (aXxgO)

223 Yep.
Until Jesus returns, this will be the case.

Evil never rests, and this world embraces evil.
Posted by: SMH

Word Sister.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (mD/uy)

224 Hey, you! Yes, you laddie! Put that mask on!

It's OK, sir, I'm smoking crack.

Oh, well, carry on.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (KbCG3)

225 88

Posted by: canada goose stepping at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (UHVv4)

226 @tomselliott
30m
@NYCMayor warns: "I've got to get New Yorkers to eat a plant-based centered life"


**fist dick bump**

Posted by: harvey weinstein at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (786Ro)

227 We had the Obama phone.

now we have the Biden Bong

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (2cfUo)

The Kumala Crack Pipe.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (SH2Zi)

228 How do they identify race? Sounds like you need a race ID card to get your free shiz-nizzle.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 03:41 PM (6liew)
++++
I'm sure they don't. They'll just be supplying "public health" and "drug treatment" facilities in areas with significant black population.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (DU+/6)

229 Guys... if your government is giving out crack pipes to people... it's time to call it, right? I mean, it's no longer fit for purpose, right? Right?
==
You know who else used to give out drugs to its citizens?

Posted by: Where have we seen this before? at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (4c5OK)

230 P.J. O'Rourke once called the car horn "The Egyptian Brake Pedal."

Honest, officer, I was just hitting the brakes!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (njfCw)

231 Basically, free speech dies today.

The Joe Rogan Wars have begun.

https://tinyurl.com/mtj7amdk
DHS fires the first shot.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (3FiQa)

WHAT the SHIT?
Posted by: Jordan61

Yeah, ain't that somethin'? Huh?
This is, after all the Prison Planet. Did you think I was joking?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (vcOmj)

232 Holy fuck. Here's their number one heightened threat indicator:

The proliferation of false or misleading narratives, which sow discord or undermine public trust in U.S. government institutions:
For example, there is widespread online proliferation of false or misleading narratives regarding unsubstantiated widespread election fraud and COVID-19. Grievances associated with these themes inspired violent extremist attacks during 2021.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (II3Gr)

Why don't they just come out and *say* the First Amendment needs to be cancelled? For our own good, of course.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (dscaa)

233 205 Now the Muslims will demand free hookahs. Unintended consequences, always waiting to bite the ass.
______________

And there will need to be taxpayer-funded opium dens alongside the taxpayer-funded footbaths in airports and public buildings now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (k4dH2)

234 Sounds like a fine idea to me.

Posted by: Marion Barry at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (7Llwi)

235 Now how will Canadians know who is and who is not horny?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (6FeV1)

236 I wasn't honking, judge. I was tooting my horn in celebration of LGBTQIAARP.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (x980n)

If you're for real, the horn won't toot so good anymore. More like a long exhale.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (II3Gr)

237 Well they want to turn the whole country into California

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (CYnTg)

238 Crack leads to uncontrollable CBD use!

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (RoIW/)

239 198 HHS said the kits aim to reduce the risk of infection when smoking substances with glass pipes, which can lead to infections through cuts and sores.
----------------

Wut?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The foot in the door for all this was AIDS, and free needles to prevent transmission. It was controversial, but they argued it was justified to reduce public health costs and risks to the public.

This is just extending that logic - if someone has a sore, they might share a pipe, and get cooties.
Now give me $30M

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (V/nAG)

240 111
Remember the episode of COLUMBO when the villain trained dogs to turn vicious at the sound of a telephone ring?

That's what all these random "active shooters" remind me of -- the govt "switching on" their sleeper agents to wreak havoc.

Lots of TV shows used this "sleeper agent getting triggered by a specific code word" thing. Magnum PI, Greatest American Hero, etc. It was a silly idea that the CIA was doing this....but is it? Is it so silly?
Posted by: Proper Soothsayer
-------------------------
A pretty good Charles Bronson flick too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (sAmhv)

241 Phase 1 - Use COVID restrictions to turn half the country into crackheads.
Phase 2 - Become the party of crackheads.

PERMANENT DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!!!

Posted by: 29Victor at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (BJKQV)

242 I regret that I have only one honk to give for my country.

Posted by: Archer at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (gmo/4)

243 >>205 Now the Muslims will demand free hookahs. Unintended consequences, always waiting to bite the ass.

Whiskey. I want my whiskey!!!

Posted by: The Irish at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (GYllL)

244 Harpo Marx has already filed an appeal.


Yes. In his motion, he included a Sanity Clause.
_______________________________________


You canna fool me. There's a no such thing as Sanity Clause.

Posted by: Chico Marx at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (3FiQa)

245 The proliferation of false or misleading narratives, which sow discord or undermine public trust in U.S. government institutions:
For example, there is widespread online proliferation of false or misleading narratives regarding unsubstantiated widespread election fraud and COVID-19. Grievances associated with these themes inspired violent extremist attacks during 2021.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 03:42 PM (II3Gr)
++++
Yup, of course. Question the election, and you're a terrorist. Question COVID policy, and you're a terrorist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (DU+/6)

246 How's that drug war going?

I know, mandates.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (bCjzk)

247 What? They're banning Honkies from Ottawa?

Well, that's raciss!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (vcOmj)

248 I, for one, welcome our new crack overlords, and I fully expect Philadelphia to reach 600+ homicides once this plan is implemented.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (bkUtD)

249 >>The proliferation of false or misleading narratives, which sow discord or undermine public trust in U.S. government institutions:
For example, there is widespread online proliferation of false or misleading narratives regarding unsubstantiated widespread election fraud and COVID-19. Grievances associated with these themes inspired violent extremist attacks during 2021.


Sayeth the Election Stealing Liberty Raping Purveyors of False Pandemics.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (nrSKV)

250 'Cause junkies never pass pipes or reuse needles. When do we get the new Dept. of CPH (crack pipe handlers)?

Posted by: pahound at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (M33XJ)

251 Now how will Canadians know who is and who is not horny?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (6FeV1)

Or who loves Jesus

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (eGTCV)

252 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.
==
Times like this make me wish I owned a Giant Mobile Steam Calliope.

Posted by: somebody has one in the barn at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (4c5OK)

253 Put Hunter in charge of the program. His expertise would be invaluable.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (Cadcv)

254 I'll bet my left nut these pipes are produced in china
Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM


That seems rather sinister.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (a3Q+t)

255 "A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa."

bring in the vuvuzelas. They will rue the day the banned vehicle honking.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (Cus5s)

256

This is just another "outrageous distraction" to turn our attention (and rage) from the root.

And who plays along? The paid off shills in the media. The corrupt journalists and newsrooms.

Breitbart was a genius. We need to keep destroying the old guard media.

Nothing is being exposed. So many people still do not know a tenth of what a site like AOSHQ knows.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (xKKnI)

257 Of Honkies and Crackers....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:46 PM (6FeV1)

258 Oregon, where hard drugs have been decriminalized, is the model.

When Oregon decriminalized hard drugs, money was allocated to allegedly get people into treatment.

Of the $31 million spent so far, less than 1% was spent getting people into treatment.

OTOH:

Nearly 60% was used for harm reduction services, which includes things like needle exchange services to prevent the spread of disease and the distribution of naloxone kits to reverse opioid overdoses. About 15% went towards housing assistance.

So most of the funding went to normalizing drug abuse, and helping addicts consume more drugs.

The people behind these programs want more addicts - it means a steady stream of money for their nonprofits. Someone who kicks their drug habit is no longer a revenue source.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 03:46 PM (I2/tG)

259 The possession of a crack pipe is a crime in many places. Many people are busted for drug paraphernalia every day.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at February 07, 2022 03:46 PM (+Kpte)

260 I regret that I have only one honk to give for my country.

Posted by: Archer at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (gmo/4)

i laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:46 PM (RoIW/)

261 Bill Clinton would have said "safe, legal, and rare smoking kits"

Posted by: Swamposphere at February 07, 2022 03:46 PM (p221o)

262 Chico: so what-a we do now?
Harpo: Honk Honk!
Chico: move to Germany?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 07, 2022 03:46 PM (Ynyl9)

263 He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
____________

Not to mention allowing our towns and cities to be overrun by illegal aliens, and plundered our treasury, enslaving us and future generations as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2022 03:46 PM (k4dH2)

264 >>>Because chronic crack, meth, and heroin users are known to be scrupulous about their personal hygiene and health!

>I knew a methhead who was extremely militant about his veganism. Meth -- yes! Meat -- no!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (6liew)

265 and I fully expect Philadelphia to reach 600+ homicides once this plan is implemented.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM


Diego will step up to the plate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (a3Q+t)

266 Ok, gotta get back to writing hate mail to my cray cray sisters. thank God for ette sanity.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (RoIW/)

267 We shall honk on the beaches, we shall honk on the landing grounds, we shall honk in the fields and in the streets, we shall honk in the hills; we shall never surrender.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (3FiQa)

268 WHAT the SHIT?
Posted by: Jordan61
___

The enemy does not play around.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (RU4sa)

269 Out: "Just say 'no'"

In: "Just say 'yowzuh!'"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

270 Free Crack Pipes

We are all Bidens now.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (8u/ei)

271 143 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.


Yeh? How's he gonna enforce that?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (Vxu+H)

272 This is classic machine politics.

The engine behind machine politics (and this is often overlooked) is that the party controls the gov., and the gov. controls both the problem the public is willing to pay to fix, and the solution to that problem.
All three nodes of the triangle get rich, the public gets soaked, but they think the guys in charge of the criminals are the ones best positioned to fix the problem (which they created.)
The dems apply this strategy everywhere.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (V/nAG)

273

A new trucker convoy should be trucking the homeless and drug addicts to Martha's Vineyard and the JEF's home in Hawaii.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (xKKnI)

274 The Wehrmacht was given meth in WW2

Posted by: Archer at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (gmo/4)

275 Nearly 60% was used for harm reduction services, which includes things like needle exchange services to prevent the spread of disease and the distribution of naloxone kits to reverse opioid overdoses. About 15% went towards housing assistance.


IOW, grift/graft.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (Hica+)

276 253 Put Hunter in charge of the program. His expertise would be invaluable.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (Cadcv)

Finally, Hunter can oversee something he's good at and has direct experience in, instead of just being a conduit to Slow Joe.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (Rl7KJ)

277 >>>The possession of a crack pipe is a crime in many places. Many people are busted for drug paraphernalia every day.
Posted by: WarEagle82


True, but most Democrat cities usually don't charge their electorate.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (bkUtD)

278 >>>I knew a methhead who was extremely militant about his veganism. Meth -- yes! Meat -- no!


Big Fertilizer Approves this message.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (nrSKV)

279 All "harm reduction services" should be ended, immediately. No needle exchanges, no shooting galleries, no free crack pipes, no free flophouses for addicts, etc. Public assistance for rehab I could see as a possibility, but the potential for corruption is pretty severe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6)

280 Yup, of course. Question the election, and you're a terrorist. Question COVID policy, and you're a terrorist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (DU+/6)


They've even got "misleading narratives" about 5G in there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)

281 Yup, of course. Question the election, and you're a terrorist. Question COVID policy, and you're a terrorist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Will the terrorists win...or lose?

Tune in to me tonight, when we talk about the existential threat of terrorism in America. It's everywhere, and it's Trump's fault.

Tonight, on CNN. The most mis-trusted name in news today. If they let us talk. Maybe.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, this is CNN at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (vcOmj)

282 So someone in the administration has a brother in law who owns a head shop?

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (7gEpo)

283 I am a little curious here.

If the purpose of handing out crack pipes is that of advancing racial equity"

Exactly what race as they targeting with crack pipes? Which "race" of humans is it the believe needs or wants this drug paraphernalia?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

284 The proliferation of false or misleading narratives, which sow discord or undermine public trust in U.S. government institutions:
==
Clears throat

Um, say, what about the accurate factual reports on actual U.S. government policies that undermine public trust in U.S. government institutions.

Posted by: I'm from the government and I'm here to help Joke is now Terrorism!!! at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (FeBIc)

285 143 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

Yeh? How's he gonna enforce that?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (Vxu+H)

All trucks have to wear anti-honk masks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (RoIW/)

286 When are we going to see public masturbatoriums? There are other kinds of self abuse aside from taking drugs you know. We in the Wanking community demand our equal rights.

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (LaNzR)

287 Meth -- yes! Meat -- no!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (6liew)

You try eating a steak cooked by a methhead when you got no teef.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (6FeV1)

288 Maybe the truckers can switch over to some peaceful arsoning

There has already been one alleged case of attempted arson in an apartment building in Ottawa.

I'd expect more, to discredit the truckers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (I2/tG)

289

"covid relief fund"

the biggest money laundering scheme in the history of the world

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (xKKnI)

290 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.
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A hundred trucks in a line. One of them honks. Which one?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

291 Catalytic Converters for everyone dammit!

Posted by: Winston Alabaster at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (6BTho)

292 >>>>Exactly what race as they targeting with crack pipes? Which "race" of humans is it the believe needs or wants this drug paraphernalia?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Ooo, ooo, call on me! I know, I know!

It's the blacks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (bkUtD)

293 No printable words

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (i6oLq)

294 >>So someone in the administration has a brother in law who owns a head shop?


Hunter will be put in charge of QC.

First position he has ever been qualified for.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (nrSKV)

295 O/T -- just heard Kash Patel on Gorka's radio program announce a new online Payment Processing system (not on Amazon Web Services, have their own bank and infrastructure -- so can't be deplatformed):

PayTriots.us

Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (WbDdu)

296 Hunter Biden Crack Pipe Czar

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (CYnTg)

297 >>@NYCMayor warns: "I've got to get New Yorkers to eat a plant-based centered life"


Why? WTF is wrong with this guy that in a city overrun with violent crime and killed mom and pop businesses/restaurants thanks to covid, he wants to focus his energy on what people eat?!?

Why won't anyone ask him the simple question: Why is NYC citizens' diet any of his dang business???

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (URNdm)

298 I have not yet begun to honk.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, honker at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (SH2Zi)

299 Meth -- yes! Meat -- no!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (6liew)
--------------

Meat will kill you!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

300 Mmm. Panzerchocolate.
HONK! HONK!

Posted by: canada goose stepping at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (UHVv4)

301 Check out what San Francisco is doing to/for its addicts:
https://tinyurl.com/57x6ye5x

Posted by: beckster at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (wjfO4)

302 >>A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.


Judges make up law in Canada, too? I thought it was a US thing.

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (3dXIY)

303 A new trucker convoy should be trucking the homeless and drug addicts to Martha's Vineyard and the JEF's home in Hawaii.
Posted by: artisanal ette
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Convoy will have a bit of a problem getting to Hawaii.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (RU4sa)

304 286 When are we going to see public masturbatoriums?

Handjobs at Starbucks, coming soon as Idiocracy comes true.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (njfCw)

305 My home and native land has the most ridiculous tyranny ever.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (eGTCV)

306 So many restored norms I can't even right now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (OalnH)

307 283 I am a little curious here.

If the purpose of handing out crack pipes is that of advancing racial equity"

Exactly what race as they targeting with crack pipes? Which "race" of humans is it the believe needs or wants this drug paraphernalia?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

Quit asking such racist questions. Crack is destiny! GOP consultants need to quickly come up with strategies and policies to enable Republican politicians to appeal to the Crack Vote!

Posted by: 29Victor at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (BJKQV)

308

covid relief

paying off the doctors to hide the truth and lie
paying off the hospital staff and administration
paying off the media
paying off the unions, especially the teachers unions
destroying any opposing views

this is covid relief

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (xKKnI)

309 Ok, gotta get back to writing hate mail to my cray cray sisters. thank God for ette sanity.
Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:47 PM (RoIW/)


Well that sounds fun. I usually just ignore mine. She's an attention whore, so ignoring her has the most effect.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (Ez6QX)

310 The Mindfuck Merry-Go-Round spins even faster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (BFkNO)

311 @NYCMayor warns: "I've got to get New Yorkers to eat a plant-based soul food centered life"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

312 Public assistance for rehab I could see as a possibility, but the potential for corruption is pretty severe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (DU+/6)

Wall off Delaware and turn it into a rehab colony.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (6FeV1)

313 I wonder if Jen will have heard about this program when she is asked about it or will she have to circle back?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (AD3JT)

314 They've even got "misleading narratives" about 5G in there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)

Brandon sure does love that Xi jizz.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (II3Gr)

315 Convoy will have a bit of a problem getting to Hawaii.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (RU4sa)


not really if you think about it

...

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (xKKnI)

316 I'm waiting for the alphabet agencies here to start up one or more scams to smuggle guns and ammo into Canuckistan.
I have no doubt they'll try and do entrapment of half wit idiots to snare in the web.
Then it'll be gun grabbing to save the Canadians.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (doiJh)

317 It's right there in the Anthem: "God keep our land, glorious horn-free..."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (njfCw)

318 295 O/T -- just heard Kash Patel on Gorka's radio program announce a new online Payment Processing system (not on Amazon Web Services, have their own bank and infrastructure -- so can't be deplatformed):

PayTriots.us
Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (WbDdu)

Dear lord, why do they always have to name it something silly? Is the mission of this really payments with a patriotic tinge? Or is it just a payments processor? C'mon, now!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (KbCG3)

319 Sewing up the tweeker vote.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (i6oLq)

320 290 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.
--------------

A hundred trucks in a line. One of them honks. Which one?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

"I'M Honkitus!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (dfRN6)

321 The people behind these programs want more addicts - it means a steady stream of money for their nonprofits. Someone who kicks their drug habit is no longer a revenue source.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Are politicians doing this because the Mexican Drug cartels have them doing their bidding...for money?

Tune to night to CNN, as we discuss why the Trump Republicans are doing this, and why we must suspend the 1st amendment to save our country from these extremist wreckers.

Daspadanya, comrades. Until then.
This is CNN. The Commie-fucker News Network.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, this is CNN at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (vcOmj)

322 We've got to beat Big Meat!

Posted by: Jen Psaki, Interlocutus of the Republic at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (a3Q+t)

323 Canada has banned honkies? Oh. Oh dear. That could be a problem for Canadians.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (sAmhv)

324 If the purpose of handing out crack pipes is that of advancing racial equity"

Exactly what race as they targeting with crack pipes? Which "race" of humans is it the believe needs or wants this drug paraphernalia?
===
Okay let me break it down for you. Get your slide rule ready:

You see, black people are unable to get high as effectively as the white privileged since they can't get quality crack pipes. This is grossly unfair as the black race should not be left behind with lower rates addiction, bankruptcy or crime and overdose deaths. It is simply unacceptable in the 21st Century that a single black mother, working two jobs, can't get a free crack pipe from her govt.

Posted by: Jenn Snarki is totes the serious!!!! at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (iEKxp)

325 The same Democrats that force kids to wear masks to school - FOR SAFETY!! - give out free crack pipes to junkies.

Seems legit.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (BJKQV)

326 313 I wonder if Jen will have heard about this program when she is asked about it or will she have to circle back?
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (AD3JT)

___

The correct spelling is Psircle back.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (OalnH)

327 Ooo, ooo, call on me! I know, I know!

It's the blacks.


Now, I am just a simple scribbler and illustrator from Oregon, an old man with poor health but to me... this seems kind of racist on their part?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

328 Convoy will have a bit of a problem getting to Hawaii.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (RU4sa)

Whole bunch of ships just floating around the pacific with nothing better to do....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (6FeV1)

329

We have an actual zombie brain in squatting in the White House.

A 99% dead man squatting poser puppet.

3rd world

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (xKKnI)

330 So DHS is Huawei's bitch as well as Big Pharma's. That's just fucking awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (II3Gr)

331 Question: Under the Kevin Williamson doctrine - i.e., "let the drug-ravaged rural and small town areas die" - will this new policy focus exclusively on urban, predominantly non-white neighborhoods?

Posted by: Paco at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (njExo)

332 and you know, i'm kind of all for this. let's let the dems poison their "supporters".

maybe it'll reduce the trash on the street.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 07, 2022 03:26 PM (8D42x)

To ensure the crack pipes are not infectious, they could coat them with methylmercury salts, which are powerful antiseptics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (P3gRi)

333 Hey SMH!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (nxdel)

334 Whole bunch of ships just floating around the pacific with nothing better to do....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (6FeV1)


you got that right

the ships that we are not supposed to know about

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (xKKnI)

335 Man charged in vehicle attack on Winngepeg protesters is a far left activist. Gee; What a surprise.

Rebel news:

tinyurl.com/56st277j

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2022 03:53 PM (dprVF)

336 I'm old enough to remember when Uncle Sam handed out free whisky and Lucky Strikes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 03:53 PM (6liew)

337 If they all honk at once there's no way the Horn Police (man, these people have no shame) would never be able to prove who was and who was not honking, let alone be able to arrest them all.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:53 PM (njfCw)

338 not really if you think about it
___

There's a bridge or tunnel to Hawaii that was built recently?

New ferry service?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:53 PM (RU4sa)

339 Just for the record, Dasvedanya has a "v" sound in it, not a "p" sound. At least that's how I learned it in Russian classes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2022 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

340 The sound of honking
Off in the distance
I'm getting used to it now

Posted by: David Byrne, life in honky times at February 07, 2022 03:53 PM (vcOmj)

341 We have an actual zombie brain in squatting in the White House.

A 99% dead man squatting poser puppet.

3rd world
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:52 PM (xKKnI)

And yet he might beat Justin Castro in a battle of wits.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 03:53 PM (eGTCV)

342 And it's only Monday

Posted by: 7man at February 07, 2022 03:54 PM (qwO6y)

343 Xi jizz.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (II3Gr)

Holy tits would that be a sweet Scrabble word....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:54 PM (6FeV1)

344 "The proliferation of false or misleading narratives, which sow discord"
----------------------

I know. Can you imagine???

Posted by: The MSM at February 07, 2022 03:54 PM (dscaa)

345 >>A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

What about their damned geese? Has no one thought of the geese?!?!?

Posted by: 29Victor at February 07, 2022 03:54 PM (BJKQV)

346 Honks to the left of us. Honks to the right of us. Into the valley of death flew the 600 geese.

Posted by: Archer at February 07, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

347 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

oops, I couldn't honk and it ran right out in front of me
oops, I couldn't honk to stop that driving who was reading his text from hitting that other driver

oops, I couldn't honk...
taxi drivers gonna be mad

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:54 PM (xKKnI)

348 What does Fascistbook have against my truck horn?

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (2JoB8)

349 Whole bunch of ships just floating around the pacific with nothing better to do....
Posted by: Warai-otoko
___

Them being conscripted into being ferries is as likely as DC become a beacon of morality.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (RU4sa)

350 Check out what San Francisco is doing to/for its addicts:
https://tinyurl.com/57x6ye5x
Posted by: beckster at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (wjfO4)
++++
This is a really grotesque read. I haven't been to SF for about 2.5 years, and it appears it has gotten even worse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

351 Just for the record, Dasvedanya has a "v" sound in it, not a "p" sound. At least that's how I learned it in Russian classes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2022 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

Where is Zettai to spell it out in cyrillic?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (6FeV1)

352 So if the driver in front of you falls asleep at a green you can't honk?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (eGTCV)

353
A hundred trucks in a line. One of them honks. Which one?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

________

Better 99 innocent get punished than let one guilty go free.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (/U27+)

354 "The proliferation of false or misleading narratives, which sow discord"
----------------------

OMG. Right?

Posted by: The Fake Biden Administration at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (dscaa)

355 Get back to me when the free Colt 45 starts to flow.

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (b0BAK)

356 Imagine having to 'fess up to being a Horn Cop at the LE bar.

"Hey there, pal! Jack Manley, SWAT Team. This is my buddy Girth McTurgid, with Helicopter Rescue. Who are you with?"

(sotto voce) "Um...Horn Police..."

Everybody points and laughs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (njfCw)

357 What's with all the people bent over like they lost a penny?
Is that the fentanyl? I have known a lot of druggies, and seen a lot of nodding, but I never saw anyone bent over like that. Those films of the homeless cams always have a few people standing there bent in half about to tip over.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (V/nAG)

358 I'm trying to figure out how this works. Weed is legal in a number of states, but illegal at the federal level. But smoking crack and meth is apparently not only legal, but aided and encouraged by the federal government, while being illegal in all states.

Do I have this right?

Posted by: a.moron at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (tu3iY)

359 Breaking - Virginia Supreme Court sides with Governor Youngkin. Masks are now optional for students in Virginia.

This is what leadership looks like GOPe you worthless piles of dog shit.

Posted by: The Irish at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (GYllL)

360 I'm old enough to remember when Uncle Sam handed out free whisky and Lucky Strikes.


You mean, back in the day when when we killed communists and Nazis instead of electing them to office?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (3FiQa)

361 >>>tinyurl.com/56st277j
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Andy Ngo said he was diddling a minor as well. So yeah, a class act.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (bkUtD)

362 This busty bikini brunette is very happy she doesn't live near an Uncle Sugar Crack Emporium franchise:
https://is.gd/XihGDX

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (DU+/6)

363 Exactly what race as they targeting with crack pipes? Which "race" of humans is it the believe needs or wants this drug paraphernalia?
______________

Look cracker, the government spends billions of dollars handing out shit that white people want (government-guaranteed school loans, mortgage loans, scholarships, etc.).

So it's only fair that the government also hand out similiar amounts of money for the shit that black people want (free crack pipes, free meth and heroin spoons, free cellphones so they can call their dealers, etc.)

It's called Equity, baby! Live the dream!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (k4dH2)

364 It's twitter's world we just live in it.

They broke nitter.net. Go over to GETTR and look at your favorite conservative and they stopped posting after that one day when everyone went to GETTR.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (9otr5)

365
GiveSendGo Freedom Convoy 2022
Raised : USD $5,051,228 at this moment

at the halfway point from go f them
fast results

will pay not just for food, fuel, but lawyer fees

They really ought to start a new opposing party.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (xKKnI)

366 >>P.J. O'Rourke once called the car horn "The Egyptian Brake Pedal."

>>Honest, officer, I was just hitting the brakes!

When I was living in PR I found out they are also The Puerto Rican Gas Pedal.

If you are sitting in a light with someone behind you the split second the light turns green the horn starts honking. Hated that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

367 Y'all are being pretty insensitive. Not all of us have the white privilege of being able to leave our crackpipe in a rental car and simply get a new one.

For some of us, that crackpipe will be the only crackpipe we could ever hope to own. With this new program, we can end white privilege crackpipe ownership and ensure that an entire generation of crackheads will never have to worry about leaving their crackpipe in their rental car ever again!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (KbCG3)

368
Do I have this right?
Posted by: a.moron at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (tu3iY)

_________

Who knows? I get headaches trying to make sense of this administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (/U27+)

369 How can people in Ottawa communicate with an alien spacecraft wanting to make first contact?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (eGTCV)

370 "26 Basically, free speech dies today.

The Joe Rogan Wars have begun.

https://tinyurl.com/mtj7amdk

DHS fires the first shot.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:27 PM (3FiQa)"

I love how the feds whine about "extremism" driven by "false narratives about COVID-19" after bankrolling the creation of the virus and then spending 2 years and something like 100 million in grants to spread actually false narratives to cover their ass.

We are already past the event horizon of "no chance of coexistence" - all that's left is either some faction doing something monumentally stupid or enough normies catching on.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (ns4uC)

371 >>>It's called Equity, baby! Live the dream!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden


I'm truly surprised he didn't name the program after Corn Pop.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (bkUtD)

372 Are the government crack pipes gonna come with paper flowers in them (to be thrown away) like the "nice" ones in the gas station? Like the prize in Cracker Jacks...

Posted by: pahound at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (M33XJ)

373 What's with all the people bent over like they lost a penny?


Taco Bell is kicking in.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (Hica+)

374 Guys... if your government is giving out crack pipes to people... it's time to call it, right? I mean, it's no longer fit for purpose, right? Right?
==
You know who else used to give out drugs to its citizens?
Posted by: Where have we seen this before? at February 07, 2022 03:43 PM (4c5OK)

we get free columbian marching powder?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (8D42x)

375 I guess the crack pipes will be made in China by Uighur slaves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

376 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.
.........

So I can't be grabbing the Canadian chicks boobs?

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

377 Btw, I think "enquiring" minds already know the answer to this question.

https://tinyurl.com/mupypave

Posted by: Paco at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (njExo)

378 359 Breaking - Virginia Supreme Court sides with Governor Youngkin. Masks are now optional for students in Virginia.

This is what leadership looks like GOPe you worthless piles of dog shit.

Posted by: The Irish at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (GYllL)


Yeah, no. They did not side with anyone. Dismissed a case from parents because wrong words.

Injunction against EO still in place.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (9otr5)

379 >A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.


Hey! Oh wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Canadian Hookers at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (gmo/4)

380 "HONK!"

"ARREST THAT CANADIAN GOOSE!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

381 I'm trying to figure out how this works. Weed is legal in a number of states, but illegal at the federal level. But smoking crack and meth is apparently not only legal, but aided and encouraged by the federal government, while being illegal in all states.

Do I have this right?
Posted by: a.moron

Stop bothering people with facts and logic.
We're trying to wreck a country AND buy votes.

Posted by: Joe Biden....President Meat Puppet at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (vcOmj)

382 This busty bikini brunette is very happy she doesn't live near an Uncle Sugar Crack Emporium franchise:
https://is.gd/XihGDX

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (DU+/6)

*honk* *honk*

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, honker at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (SH2Zi)

383 >> I guess the crack pipes will be made in China by Uighur slaves.


It's the Circle of Grift, Simba.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (nrSKV)

384 This is a really grotesque read. I haven't been to SF for about 2.5 years, and it appears it has gotten even worse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

I know that up in Seattle the Homeless Industrial Complex gets hundreds of millions of dollars a year to "help the homeless." If SF is anything like Seattle, the more homeless there are and the worse life gets for them the more the non-profits make out like bandits.

Misery is their business and business is good.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (BJKQV)

385 >>>Who knows? I get headaches trying to make sense of this administration.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (/U27+)

Next you're going to tell us you try to make sense of women.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (QYPq3)

386 >>and you know, i'm kind of all for this. let's let the dems poison their "supporters".

maybe it'll reduce the trash on the street.



They are funding the breakdown of our society.

This has consequences beyond the cities. I would imagine if you encourage crack use, you are making business better for the cartels, so that they do more business (selling to your neighborhood, get more people addicted/more lives ruined), and the addicted become homeless, they can be violent (attack people, steal stuff), the big city people then flee to the remaining red state/red county spots and ruin them and on and on.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (URNdm)

387 240 111
Remember the episode of COLUMBO when the villain trained dogs to turn vicious at the sound of a telephone ring?

That's what all these random "active shooters" remind me of -- the govt "switching on" their sleeper agents to wreak havoc.

Lots of TV shows used this "sleeper agent getting triggered by a specific code word" thing. Magnum PI, Greatest American Hero, etc. It was a silly idea that the CIA was doing this....but is it? Is it so silly?
Posted by: Proper Soothsayer
-------------------------
A pretty good Charles Bronson flick too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2022 03:44 PM (sAmhv)

Also an episode plot on "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" aka "Black Sheep Squadron".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (I8FKK)

388 339 Just for the record, Dasvedanya has a "v" sound in it, not a "p" sound. At least that's how I learned it in Russian classes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It is only proper to use "v" sound to inform your host that you are sober. After 2 liters of vodka. "w" is proffered, and if you over indulge, comrade, the "p" is acceptable.

Posted by: Sasha at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (V/nAG)

389 Funny how there is no "supply chain" issues for fentanyl or crack pipes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (3FiQa)

390 And Hunter will be made Crack Czar.

It's all coming together.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

391 I'm truly surprised he didn't name the program after Corn Pop.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM


That Corn Pop was a bad dude.

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

392 Wheeee

Posted by: Archer at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (gmo/4)

393 I don't know where Vernon Hills High is, but the kids are done with masks:

https://tinyurl.com/bd34tmf

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (DJFLF)

394 Free Crack Pipes

Who is it that said: the GOP was going to "put y'all back in chains"?

yeah

Chains will kill in this case.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (xKKnI)

395 Well that sounds fun. I usually just ignore mine. She's an attention whore, so ignoring her has the most effect.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:50 PM (Ez6QX)

I've really really tried. But I need to have my say now. after that numbers get blocked.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (RoIW/)

396 P.J. O'Rourke once called the car horn "The Egyptian Brake Pedal."

Flashbacks about that ride in the embassy van in Cairo.

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (9otr5)

397 "Kash Patel on Gorka's radio program announce a new online Payment Processing system "

Epoch times TV has the Trump interview on tonight, also with Kash.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (Cus5s)

398 47 >>>12 These are not the jive turkeys you are looking for.

I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 03:28 PM (0G13K)


I think it has a few days left to run. Go for it.

Posted by: a.moron at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (tu3iY)

399 Who knows? I get headaches trying to make sense of this administration.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (/U27+)

It's an evil fist rammed up the ass of a retarded puppet.

There's really not much there to not understand.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (6FeV1)

400 >> This busty bikini brunette is very happy she doesn't live near an Uncle Sugar Crack Emporium franchise:
https://is.gd/XihGDX


Is it me, or does she appear to have an extra vertabrae or three?

Like her Great Grandmother was half snake?

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (nrSKV)

401 Decency and norms restored! Wheeeee!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

402 >>>Guys... if your government is giving out crack pipes to people... it's time to call it, right? I mean, it's no longer fit for purpose, right? Right?


If they're giving out crack pipes, they might as well give out the crack, as well. Let's hear it for PA, WI, AZ, and GA for destroying this country in 2020.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (bkUtD)

403 I love how the feds whine about "extremism" driven by "false narratives about COVID-19"
---------------

Because they are sole arbiters and possessors of truth, and are never mistaken.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

404 Check out what San Francisco is doing to/for its addicts:
https://tinyurl.com/57x6ye5x
Posted by: beckster at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (wjfO4)
++++
This is a really grotesque read. I haven't been to SF for about 2.5 years, and it appears it has gotten even worse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)


The author lost me when he said he supports drug consumption sites.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

405 362 This busty bikini brunette is very happy she doesn't live near an Uncle Sugar Crack Emporium franchise:
https://is.gd/XihGDX
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I'll be in my rack for awhile.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (GYllL)

406 They are funding the breakdown of our society.

This has consequences beyond the cities. I would imagine if you encourage crack use, you are making business better for the cartels, so that they do more business (selling to your neighborhood, get more people addicted/more lives ruined), and the addicted become homeless, they can be violent (attack people, steal stuff), the big city people then flee to the remaining red state/red county spots and ruin them and on and on.
===
Well, we have to unload some of our crop somewhere bro. How else can the big guy get his 10%????

Posted by: Taliban Farmers Cooperative at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (yV7vy)

407

Still hoping for a divorce from NY and California and DC

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (xKKnI)

408 Oil hits $90 a barrel.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (W3VUu)

409 Over at the Bulwark right now, they're typing like monkeys on crack:

The Conservative Case for Free Crack Pipes Because Decency

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

410 Like her Great Grandmother was half snake?
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (nrSKV)

No, but her Great Grandfather was, IYKWIM!

Posted by: Her Great Grandmother at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (II3Gr)

411 >>I want to do the jive turkey joke but I'm not sure if it still has juice... what do the turkeys in the comments think?


A JOKE ISN"T FUNNY UNTIL IT HAS BEEN EXPLAINED

Posted by: Ben Retiredburger at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (nrSKV)

412 Y'all are being pretty insensitive. Not all of us have the white privilege of being able to leave our crackpipe in a rental car and simply get a new one.

For some of us, that crackpipe will be the only crackpipe we could ever hope to own. With this new program, we can end white privilege crackpipe ownership and ensure that an entire generation of crackheads will never have to worry about leaving their crackpipe in their rental car ever again!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


I remember when we'd take an empty soda can, dent one side, take a needle and poke holes in the flat side simulating a screen, and make a field expedient pipe for dope. Seems you could do the same with crack.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (Hica+)

413 @111

>>That's what all these random "active shooters" remind me of -- the govt "switching on" their sleeper agents to wreak havoc.


MKUltra is real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (Uk7B3)

414 381 I'm trying to figure out how this works. Weed is legal in a number of states, but illegal at the federal level. But smoking crack and meth is apparently not only legal, but aided and encouraged by the federal government, while being illegal in all states.

Do I have this right? Posted by: a.moron
====
Yes, same as illegal immigration, same as the government forced sales of firearms to violent thugs, releases 29 billion to a regime threatening genocide, refuses to confront China over fentanyl, gives the Taliban billions in military equipment while leaving Americans there as potential hostages, and......

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (Iq9dF)

415 So trannies can't afford crack pipes?

Spent all their money on boob jobs and hormones?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (rvnbR)

416 What is the plural of Canada Goose-Canadian Geese, or Canada Geese?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (eGTCV)

417 Death of a Free and Prosperous People, Act III curtain has gone up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (4I/2K)

418 But don't give that cancer patient opioids. Nope.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

419 P.J. O'Rourke once called the car horn "The Egyptian Brake Pedal."

Flashbacks about that ride in the embassy van in Cairo.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (9otr5)
----------------

Third World driving style: drive down the middle of the road with one hand on the horn.

It's a foolproof way of knowing you're in a Third World country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

420 The author lost me when he said he supports drug consumption sites.
Posted by: Jordan61
__

Yeah, I stopped reading after that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (RU4sa)

421 407

Still hoping for a divorce from NY and California and DC
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (xKKnI)

Living in NH, I can't escape New England w/o going through some part of NY State. Sure hope I have enough time to bug out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (N39Ws)

422 Next you're going to tell us you try to make sense of women.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM


When they get a little ruffled, tell 'em to calm down. Works like a charm.

Posted by: David "The Woman Whisperer" Hogg at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (a3Q+t)

423 >>What is the plural of Canada Goose-Canadian Geese, or Canada Geese?


Honkers

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (nrSKV)

424 I've really really tried. But I need to have my say now. after that numbers get blocked.
Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Head Shop and Weed Emporium at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (RoIW/)


I just get a big kick out of it when my mom tells me, "your sister is mad because you're ignoring her." This is a person who will delete "friends" on FB for not liking her posts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (Ez6QX)

425 So does this mean Biden will be buying us hoes next?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (g/54t)

426 It's an evil fist rammed up the ass of a retarded puppet.

There's really not much there to not understand.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (6FeV1)


yep
bent on destroying America

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (xKKnI)

427 It has, Joe. I worked in SF for many years, lived in Oakland for 33 years and now won't go near the bay area. To put this in the middle of downtown, I just don't understand liberal thinking. Unless they want to kill the addicts faster......

350 Check out what San Francisco is doing to/for its addicts:
https://tinyurl.com/57x6ye5x
Posted by: beckster at February 07, 2022 03:49 PM (wjfO4)
++++
This is a really grotesque read. I haven't been to SF for about 2.5 years, and it appears it has gotten even worse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)

Posted by: beckster at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (wjfO4)

428 418 But don't give that cancer patient opioids. Nope.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

They might get addicted for a couple weeks before they die! ERMAHGERD!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (II3Gr)

429 for real:

Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
Our election was hijacked. There is no question. Congress has a duty to #ProtectOurDemocracy & #FollowTheFacts.
May 16, 2017

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (Ynyl9)

430 There's money to be made fashioning a hybrid crack-meth-weed pipe to sell to Uncle Sam. I smell opportunity!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (6liew)

431
Also an episode plot on "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" aka "Black Sheep Squadron".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper


with Tom Skeritt

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (r1daS)

432 Heh. I'd like to see 'em try and arrest a Canada Goose.

That's not gonna go well for them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (njfCw)

433 Flashbacks about that ride in the embassy van in Cairo.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (9otr5)
----------------

Better than flashback from a trip to Bangkok.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (N39Ws)

434 Remember the episode of COLUMBO when the villain trained dogs to turn vicious at the sound of a telephone ring?

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer
-------------

I love Columbo. Peter Faulk was a national treasure.

"How to Dial a Murder" isn't one of my favorite episodes, but the villain was played by Nicol Williamson, who was fantastic as Merlin in "Excaliber".

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (5tyza)

435 I just get a big kick out of it when my mom tells me, "your sister is mad because you're ignoring her." This is a person who will delete "friends" on FB for not liking her posts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Sounds like mom's bit of an enabler.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (II3Gr)

436 When your presidency is as shitty as Joe's your only hope is to get everyone hooked on meth.

Posted by: Thatch at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (qWceQ)

437 *a* bit

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (II3Gr)

438 358 I'm trying to figure out how this works. Weed is legal in a number of states, but illegal at the federal level. But smoking crack and meth is apparently not only legal, but aided and encouraged by the federal government, while being illegal in all states.

Do I have this right?
Posted by: a.moron at February 07, 2022 03:56 PM (tu3iY)

What is not banned, is mandatory.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (V/nAG)

439 So trannies can't afford crack pipes?

Spent all their money on boob jobs and hormones?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (rvnbR)


Doesn't Uncle Sugar pay for all that, too?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (Ez6QX)

440 >>
Yeah, no. They did not side with anyone. Dismissed a case from parents because wrong words.

Injunction against EO still in place.

The GOPe are still piles of dog shit.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (GYllL)

441 But don't give that cancer patient opioids. Nope.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Recreational drugs for "minorities" = Good
Essential drugs for mercy = Bad

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (WmGrA)

442 Why does it seem as though the "progressives " aka communist democrats are trying to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible? What the actual fuck is the reasoning here? Crack pipes, masks, lockdowns, vax fuckery, more abortion.... The list goes on and on. What is their actual purpose here?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (Vxu+H)

443 It's a foolproof way of knowing you're in a Third World country.
==
Well that, and a screwdriver through your ear drum.

Posted by: Tom Friedman at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (+V41h)

444 258

Nearly 60% was used for harm reduction services, which includes things like needle exchange services to prevent the spread of disease and the distribution of naloxone kits to reverse opioid overdoses. About 15% went towards housing assistance.

So most of the funding went to normalizing drug abuse, and helping addicts consume more drugs.

The people behind these programs want more addicts - it means a steady stream of money for their nonprofits. Someone who kicks their drug habit is no longer a revenue source.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 03:46 PM (I2/tG)

Ahh, "housing assistance", aka dumping druggies into struggling hotels for a year right before the hotel is to be demolished or renovated. Because after the druggies have been in a hotel, those are the only 2 options for the hotel since druggies tend to destroy everything.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (I8FKK)

445 Uh, I hate to bring this up, but weren't the leftists at one point bleating about the racial disparity in sentencing for cocaine use vs. crack use?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

446 Yup, of course. Question the election, and you're a terrorist. Question COVID policy, and you're a terrorist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 03:45 PM (DU+/6)

They've even got "misleading narratives" about 5G in there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)

ok, so... now i'm kind of worried about the 5G thing. if they're insisting nothing is wrong with it and there's no issues anything bad is mis, mal, or whatever information, yeah, i'm not sure it's safe...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 07, 2022 04:04 PM (8D42x)

447 Sounds like mom's bit of an enabler.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (II3Gr)


More than a bit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)

448 And just like that, retardo appears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

449 What is the plural of Canada Goose-Canadian Geese, or Canada Geese?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (eGTCV)

Anyone who's got a problem with Canada Gooses has got a problem with me.

And i suggest you let that marinate.

Posted by: Wayne at February 07, 2022 04:04 PM (6FeV1)

450 More than a bit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)

Solid copy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:04 PM (II3Gr)

451 >>It's a foolproof way of knowing you're in a Third World country.


That and the fresh scar where you hope your one kidney still is.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 04:04 PM (nrSKV)

452 They weren't blocking traffic cunt

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2022 04:04 PM (CYnTg)

453 The author lost me when he said he supports drug consumption sites.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)
++++
It is odd that he supports "drug consumption rooms" in Europe but not what they're in CA. Maybe because in Europe they're doing it indoors instead of in the literal public square under a tent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (DU+/6)

454 He went out if his way to hit them you bitch

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (CYnTg)

455 I just get a big kick out of it when my mom tells me, "your sister is mad because you're ignoring her." This is a person who will delete "friends" on FB for not liking her posts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (Ez6QX)

Went through that same b.s. with my sister a few years ago. Had a FB account then - for posting funny and political memes and keep in touch with family. Shut that completely down, told my parents that my sister needs to up her meds and that I was done with her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (N39Ws)

456 >>>Car runs over trucker protesters in winnipag canada. But you agree with running over protesters blocking traffic right?
Posted by: raimondo


"winnipag." Yeah, they're my favorite hockey team. Dullard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (bkUtD)

457 Fvck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (+4oV5)

458 "smoking kits/supplies."

'supplies' is conveniently vague.
Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 07, 2022 03:31 PM (qpX6U)

Didn't it used to be illegal to sell "drug paraphernalia"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (P3gRi)

459 380 "HONK!"

"ARREST THAT CANADIAN GOOSE!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

I've long said that we should just give the homeless airsoft rifles and declare open season on those damn geese. Solve two problems at once.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (BJKQV)

460 453 They weren't blocking traffic cunt
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2022 04:04 PM (CYnTg)

Trafficunt's dead. He was a colorful character, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (II3Gr)

461 Do communists around the world still get to bang Justin's mom?
That was mean.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (eGTCV)

462 Ahh, "housing assistance", aka dumping druggies into struggling hotels for a year right before the hotel is to be demolished or renovated. Because after the druggies have been in a hotel, those are the only 2 options for the hotel since druggies tend to destroy everything.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (I8FKK)
---------------

The druggies are just pitching and getting a head start on the demolition.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

463 Uh, I hate to bring this up, but weren't the leftists at one point bleating about the racial disparity in sentencing for cocaine use vs. crack use?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (YqDXo)


You ask too many questions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2022 04:06 PM (BFkNO)

464 >>>Lots of TV shows used this "sleeper agent getting triggered by a specific code word" thing. Magnum PI, Greatest American Hero, etc. It was a silly idea that the CIA was doing this....but is it? Is it so silly?


The Spider-Man live action show too. Or they were going to kill themselves or something.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2022 04:06 PM (0G13K)

465 I'm in winnipeg right now on my world-wide cock tasting tour.

Posted by: raimondo at February 07, 2022 04:06 PM (andqd)

466 Will each one be signed and numbered by Hunter? I would like a My Son Hunter Official Peace Pipe. I'd also like one for the White House, and for every future President to ask visiting Kings, Presidents, Prime Ministers, or Ambassadors, "do you want a hit off the Biden Crack Pipe?

Posted by: Downcast at February 07, 2022 04:06 PM (1BLhX)

467 the first link I posted was American students ditching the masks. This goes to Canadian high schoolers:

https://tinyurl.com/53ma9s3e

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 04:06 PM (DJFLF)

468 Trafficunt's dead. He was a colorful character, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (II3Gr)
++++
Beam me up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)

469 >>Uh, I hate to bring this up, but weren't the leftists at one point bleating about the racial disparity in sentencing for cocaine use vs. crack use?

Listen Fat...

I did that.

*Whispers*

Your Welcome.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (nrSKV)

470 "406 They are funding the breakdown of our society.

Posted by: Taliban Farmers Cooperative at February 07, 2022 04:00 PM (yV7vy)"

Well yeah, that's not uncommon when one group is waging war against another.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (7QclL)

471 Didn't they do this with heroin not long ago in NY and had several OD's on the first day?

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (AD3JT)

472 C'mon, dawg! Between trips to the abortion clinic and the pharmacy for birth control, this inflation has me tapped out for a new crack pipe!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (6liew)

473 Government: No, you can't have ivermectin or HQL.

Also Government: Here's your new crack pipe.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (W3VUu)

474 Posted by: raimondo at February 07, 2022 04:06 PM (andqd)

TMI

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (DJFLF)

475 Remember when the government running drug operations in the ghetto was a wild conspiracy theory?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)

476 445 Uh, I hate to bring this up, but weren't the leftists at one point bleating about the racial disparity in sentencing for cocaine use vs. crack use?
_____________

Yes, but the laws were changed and those disparities were eliminated years ago.

But the relentless (and baseless) claims of RAAAAAAACISM!!! live on eternally.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (k4dH2)

477 DHS fires the first shot.

Man, this month is just looney-tunes...

The war is coming out into the open. The normies are going to start noticing.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (8u/ei)

478 396 P.J. O'Rourke once called the car horn "The Egyptian Brake Pedal."

Flashbacks about that ride in the embassy van in Cairo.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2022 03:59 PM (9otr5)

In a lot of that region, they keep the traffic lights far from the corners so that they don't get hit. That means the first two cars can't see them. When the light turns green, it is proper etiquette for the third car to lean on the horn. honking.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (V/nAG)

479 Crack addicts are one of the most loyal voting blocks. They let you fill out the ballot for them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2022 04:08 PM (UuD2k)

480 Uh, I hate to bring this up, but weren't the leftists at one point bleating about the racial disparity in sentencing for cocaine use vs. crack use?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

You ask too many questions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2022 04:06 PM (BFkNO)

We got a live one here!

Posted by: DHS at February 07, 2022 04:08 PM (SH2Zi)

481
"How to Dial a Murder" isn't one of my favorite episodes, but the villain was played by Nicol Williamson, who was fantastic as Merlin in "Excaliber".
Posted by: insurgens ad opus


I'm seeing he was also in "The Seven Percent Solution" and in Spawn.

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 04:08 PM (r1daS)

482 AMA endorsed, of course.

There's NOTHING that can't be linked to Public Health, Obamacare on steroids.

Posted by: Lola at February 07, 2022 04:08 PM (xjz83)

483 seems like raimondo's been Winni-pegged?

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 04:08 PM (DJFLF)

484 Didn't it used to be illegal to sell "drug paraphernalia"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Head shops have been around since the 70's. They'd throw you out if you mentioned "pot".
All their merchandise was for legal tobacco. Wink wink nudge nudge.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:08 PM (Hica+)

485 >>>seems like raimondo's been Winni-pegged?
Posted by: kallisto


So often that he needs a plug.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2022 04:08 PM (bkUtD)

486 seems like raimondo's been Winni-pegged?
Posted by: kallisto


HA!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (mD/uy)

487 Old: Kars 4 Kids

New: Kits 4 Rats

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (FVME7)

488 425 So does this mean Biden will be buying us hoes next?
Posted by: Puddin Head
-----------------------
A meth lab in every kitchen and a cracked addled wore in every bedroom.

Posted by: President Broke Brain at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (sAmhv)

489 Take it easy on raimando, people.

His Mom works hard, every day, pulling that train... and if she were to slow down even for a second those cars would run her over.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (nrSKV)

490 Well, distribution of free condoms sure did away with AIDS pretty damn quick.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (0OP+5)

491 Trafficunt's dead. He was a colorful character, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

Epic hair.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (WmGrA)

492 469 Trafficunt's dead. He was a colorful character, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:05 PM (II3Gr)
++++
Beam me up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)


Ah'm sorry, Captain, the hair is stuck in the matter transference stream -- Ima gonna need more dilithium!

Posted by: Montgomery Scott at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (PiwSw)

493 478 DHS fires the first shot.

Man, this month is just looney-tunes...

The war is coming out into the open. The normies are going to start noticing. Posted by: t-bird
=========
They already have and they don't like it. The left though is jamming the accelerator to the floor.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (Iq9dF)

494 Winnipag

It's right near Ragina

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (njfCw)

495 Who was the idiot who referred to Winnipag? Winnipeg is a native Canadian word meaning Kurt is retarded.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (eGTCV)

496 You have a problem with Canada Gooses honkin, then ya got a problem with me.

I suggest you let that marinate.

Posted by: Regular Joe relentlessly upping the ante at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (njVMJ)

497 Didn't they do this with heroin not long ago in NY and had several OD's on the first day?
Posted by: Ktgreat

You're going to have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat the death toll racked up by Covid 19, the vaxxines and other general government skullduggery.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (vcOmj)

498 Free needles for addicts made things worse

So why not the Four Crack Pipe Special as offered free by Fedzilla.

I'll go back to model building and reading.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (Cm7V/)

499 If the crack pipe doesn't come with a Ukrainian hooker, I just don't know how it can be called "Hunter's Law."

Posted by: Flyover at February 07, 2022 04:10 PM (Rbu5d)

500 HA!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (mD/uy)


I crack myself up sometimes!

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 04:10 PM (DJFLF)

501 Head shops have been around since the 70's. They'd throw you out if you mentioned "pot".
All their merchandise was for legal tobacco. Wink wink nudge nudge.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:08 PM (Hica+)
++++
Yup. It's all for pipe tobacco or shisha. And the crack pipes have little fake flowers in 'em to make it obvious that they're actually little vases.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:10 PM (DU+/6)

502 Do communists around the world still get to bang Justin's mom?
That was mean.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Yes it was mean... And delicious. I want more!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 07, 2022 04:10 PM (Vxu+H)

503 Now tell me that politicians in DC aren't getting rich off of laundering money for the cartels.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2022 04:10 PM (Fs5vw)

504 It's right near Ragina

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (njfCw)


I live in Pannsylvania

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 04:10 PM (DJFLF)

505 It's right near Ragina
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (njfCw)
++++
Regina rhymes with fun!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (DU+/6)

506 It's right near Ragina
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (njfCw)

Not a suburb of Mantreal?

Posted by: Wayne at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (6FeV1)

507 Joey's turning us into a nation of crackheads in record time.

Thanks, Biden "voters."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (ptqGC)

508 >>Yup. It's all for pipe tobacco or shisha. And the crack pipes have little fake flowers in 'em to make it obvious that they're actually little vases.


It's a Jelly-Bean Holder!

Posted by: Tootie at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (nrSKV)

509 Didn't Oregon really legalize all drugs...Or your free to use any drug anywhere.

Posted by: Colin at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (bLJRE)

510 (sockoff)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (6FeV1)

511 I live in Pannsylvania
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 04:10 PM (DJFLF)
++++
You Sylvannians can fuck directly off.

Penn Republic forever!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (DU+/6)

512 Well, distribution of free condoms sure did away with AIDS pretty damn quick.
Posted by: Eromero


I don't think you are quite getting in the spirit of all this.

Here, take another hit on this government issue crackpipe.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (vcOmj)

513 I remember head shops in NY giving you a little slip of paper warning that none of your purchases were to be used for anything illegal, wink-wink.

They'd even stuff one down the neck of a bong.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (njfCw)

514 >>It's right near Ragina


Taint far at all.

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (nrSKV)

515 I really need a Tank Abrams thread right now as a palate-cleanser.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

516 My modest proposal for Narcan administration -- each dose is accompanied by a tattoo. Three tattoos equals a DNR.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mape, the Housekeeper at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (PiwSw)

517 Old: Kars 4 Kids


So if I give you a car, you'll give me a kid?
Do I get to pick which kid?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (Hica+)

518 Well there are licensed pot shops all over. Using the same logic, no reason not to let them branch out into other drugs.

Posted by: Its going to get a LOT worse at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (iEKxp)

519 Winni-pegged?
Posted by: kallisto

I KNOW he's been whinny-pegged.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (WmGrA)

520 right near Ragina
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:09 PM (njfCw)

That's Vagina.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (eGTCV)

521 Apparently we learned nothing from history. What was the reason again that we banned opium dens?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (Ufzqi)

522 >> DHS fires the first shot.


DHS gives social media and other tech platforms such as Spotify and WordPress a legal basis for censoring and deplatforming.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (URNdm)

523 Democrats, white racists always hiding behind black people.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (ZEHVO)

524 Here's a livestream to an Unacceptable Fringe Trucker:

https://tinyurl.com/2c9zkch8

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (DJFLF)

525 Biden won't be buying us "hoes". He's "importing" them from Central America-didn't you see DLS revised job numbers?

Posted by: pahound at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (M33XJ)

526 Joe's 2024 campaign slogan: Smoke Some Crack And Vote For Joe!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (FVME7)

527 522 Apparently we learned nothing from history. What was the reason again that we banned opium dens?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (Ufzqi)

We might not remember, but we'll get to find out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (z5Vrg)

528 I guess according to Retardo, I live in Calorado.

Wait, that's actually not far off the mark. Cali-rado.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (njfCw)

529 510 Didn't Oregon really legalize all drugs...Or your free to use any drug anywhere.

Posted by: Colin
=========
They also legalized assisted suicide and auntifa rioting in the streets so there is a coherent theory of governance there.

They hate people.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (Iq9dF)

530 We are so thoroughly fucked.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (BFkNO)

531 DHS gives social media and other tech platforms such as Spotify and WordPress a legal basis for censoring and deplatforming.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (URNdm)
++++
Which is, of course, completely illegal. The government is not allowed to ask a private enterprise to perform an action that would be unlawful for the government to perform directly. That does *not* make it legal.

But we are also post-law and the government has been outsourcing their oppression to Big Tech for quite some time now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:14 PM (DU+/6)

532 >>Yup. It's all for pipe tobacco or shisha. And the crack pipes have little fake flowers in 'em to make it obvious that they're actually little vases.

The paraphernalia laws are mostly a way to charge people even if no drugs are found. It is also a way to load up charges and fines for the courts and cities. It was all about shifting power to the prosecutors.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2022 04:14 PM (V/nAG)

533 DHS gives social media and other tech platforms such as Spotify and WordPress a legal basis for censoring and deplatforming.
Posted by: Lizzy

If the Founders were still alive, they'd be shooting by now.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 07, 2022 04:14 PM (vcOmj)

534 Certain Regina residents have been known to say they live in the Vag.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:14 PM (eGTCV)

535 Klown-Kar-Kult-ure Unserious-Shithole-Society.

"A Banana-in-the-Tailpipe Republic, if you can keep it."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Honking Will Continue Until Freedom Improves at February 07, 2022 04:14 PM (WktGK)

536 But don't give that cancer patient opioids. Nope.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

Nailed.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (dscaa)

537 The little petty " You can't do this, and You can't do that" is actually cracking me up

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (2JoB8)

538 >>>Apparently we learned nothing from history. What was the reason again that we banned opium dens?

>The Chinese were making all of the profits. Same ole, same ole!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (6liew)

539 Didn't Oregon really legalize all drugs...Or your free to use any drug anywhere.

Posted by: Colin
=========
They also legalized assisted suicide and auntifa rioting in the streets so there is a coherent theory of governance there.

They hate people.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (Iq9dF)

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Watching 1883, and an Indian friend told the wagon train leaders they'll get everyone killed trying to make it to Oregon, and they should get to Colorado and stay there. But noooooo....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

540 522 Apparently we learned nothing from history. What was the reason again that we banned opium dens?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 07, 2022 04:12 PM (Ufzqi)

They banned opium dens because white women started going to them. The didn't give a shit when it was just Chinese people and low class white men.

You can look it up. San Francisco had the 1st anti drug laws.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (UuD2k)

541 I'm not going to read 500 comments to find out - I'll just assume many of you here agree with me that assuming the best way to help black people is to give them free crack pipes is incredibly racist.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (8548M)

542 We are so thoroughly fucked.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 07, 2022 04:13 PM (BFkNO)

Mind your capitalization, please, Mr. Factory. There are standards you know.

Posted by: The Style Guide at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (6FeV1)

543 Oregon decriminalized possession of "user amounts" of drugs; i.e 1-2 grams on average. It's now a $100 fine.

Posted by: PabloD at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (L9ltu)

544 DHS gives social media and other tech platforms such as Spotify and WordPress a legal basis for censoring and deplatforming.

Posted by: Lizzy
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No they don't. The feds here give them an excuse but actually render those companies more likely to be sued as agents of the government.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (Iq9dF)

545 It is only proper to use "v" sound to inform your host that you are sober. After 2 liters of vodka. "w" is proffered, and if you over indulge, comrade, the "p" is acceptable.

Or if you are PAVEL CHEKOV who inexplicably cannot pronouce the latter V except when saying his own name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

546 RE: TuCa rant.

Aren't jails "taxpayer funded" housing? Instead of ruining $500K apartments by giving them to the drug addicts, how about housing them in jail, where they belong?

Activist Lawyers. [spit]

Posted by: Flyover at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (Rbu5d)

547 Geez ... Weren't the PTB not long ago shrieking about vaping being bad?

Posted by: Kathy at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (h3RRP)

548 517 My modest proposal for Narcan administration -- each dose is accompanied by a tattoo. Three tattoos equals a DNR.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mape,

Why three? Fill the fucking things with cyanide.

I remember how we used to be impressed with how china solved it's problem. You shoot up, we shoot you. problem solved.
Yeah, maybe we have to kill a few dozen innocents, but think of all the people who will be saved.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (V/nAG)

549 OK, so most drug laws are State laws. If someone helps in the commission of a crime, they are an accesory to said crime.

So what happens when the Federal Government, helps people break State Laws.

While the Supremes have granted Sovereign Immunity to the Federal Government (its not in the Constitution), the Constitution itself says we are guaranteed a Republican form of Government... one where the rule of LAW is supreme.

Thus, under the Constitution and its enshrining of said rule of Law, can the Federal Government Break State Law?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (oHd/0)

550 {cackle cackle}

Posted by: Cummala at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (dscaa)

551 Or if you are PAVEL CHEKOV who inexplicably cannot pronouce the latter V except when saying his own name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

Cut him a break. When they blocked the food synthesizers from making alcohol, he started drinking warp core coolant. Left him a tad loopy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (II3Gr)

552 Geez ... Weren't the PTB not long ago shrieking about vaping being bad?
Posted by: Kathy at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (h3RRP)

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Shut up, they explained.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

553 416 What is the plural of Canada Goose-Canadian Geese, or Canada Geese?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (eGTCV)


"Canada Geese" I think, but I'm neither a linguist nor an ornithologist.

Posted by: a.moron at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (tu3iY)

554 Geez ... Weren't the PTB not long ago shrieking about vaping being bad?

Posted by: Kathy at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (h3RRP)

Sure but that was white people.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 04:17 PM (dscaa)

555 Would love to see Chappell's take on this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:17 PM (ptqGC)

556 Geez ... Weren't the PTB not long ago shrieking about vaping being bad?

Posted by: Kathy at February 07, 2022 04:16 PM (h3RRP)


Smoking meth isn't vaping. Vaping is still bad.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2022 04:17 PM (ZMraq)

557 Tucker has a good message.

His cadence just gives me a Rachel Maddow vibe.

Posted by: Golfman at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (hOMhY)

558 It is ironic, indeed.
Chronic pain management: bad
Smoking: bad
Vaping: bad
Ivermectin: DOUBLEPLUSUNGOOD
Smoking crack: here's your free pipe!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (II3Gr)

559 Canada Geese" I think, but I'm neither a linguist nor an ornithologist.
Posted by: a.moron at February 07, 2022 04:

I actually agree. I apologize for my seriousness.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (eGTCV)

560 No they don't. The feds here give them an excuse but actually render those companies more likely to be sued as agents of the government.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2022 04:15 PM (Iq9dF)

But until a company is actually held liable, which will have to be in FEDERAL Court... they will continue to censor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (oHd/0)

561 554 416 What is the plural of Canada Goose-Canadian Geese, or Canada Geese?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (eGTCV)

"Canada Geese" I think, but I'm neither a linguist nor an ornithologist.


canadas goose. just like mothers in law, attorneys general, and roots beer.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (sGtp+)

562 Bigotry of low expectations

Blacks can't do math, remove standards
Blacks can't speak proper english, remove standards
Blacks can't get photo ID to vote
Blacks commit crime, stop enforcing
Blacks can't stop using drugs, give them clean paraphernalia.

If you expect otherwise, you are racist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (JfxRn)

563 Watching 1883, and an Indian friend told the wagon train leaders they'll get everyone killed trying to make it to Oregon, and they should get to Colorado and stay there. But noooooo....
Posted by: Jane D'oh


And it won't be dysentery that gets them. It's going to be interesting to see them trying to get thru the passes since they are so far behind schedule now.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (Hica+)

564 Would love to see Chappell's take on this.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:17 PM (ptqGC)

"This is f*cked up, but everyone i don't like is still racist".

But, you know, with better timing and delivery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 04:19 PM (6FeV1)

565
If you expect otherwise, you are racist.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (JfxRn)

Poor kids are just as smart and talented as white kids, c'mon man!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:19 PM (II3Gr)

566 What is the plural of Canada Goose-Canadian Geese, or Canada Geese?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:01 PM (eGTCV)

"Canada Geese" I think, but I'm neither a linguist nor an ornithologist.
Posted by: a.moron

You never forget your first Canada Goose.

Posted by: Gretsky High-Sticking It 2 U at February 07, 2022 04:19 PM (WmGrA)

567 As one of the few conservative social workers she knows, this modestly dressed but attractive woman-was absolutely non plussed when she got the news about free crack pipes being given to African Americans, She thinks that the Biden administrations wants to destroy people:

tinyurl.com/2d9jnz3n
.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2022 04:19 PM (dprVF)

568 Did you know there's a Metallica Whiskey and a Judas Priest Rum.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (eGTCV)

569 Brandon is a dangerous pervert.
He sends his addicts into our communities to pillage.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (Y274z)

570 Ace, Have you seen the (I think) New York Post article about how the international athletes in China aren't getting food?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (nC+QA)

571 Crack pipes are infrastructure!

Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (PTDkx)

572 It's hard to comprehend this level of stupidity

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (b1bLJ)

573 And it won't be dysentery that gets them. It's going to be interesting to see them trying to get thru the passes since they are so far behind schedule now.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (Hica+)

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It's really cringe watching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

574 and roots beer.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (sGtp+)

And hots cakes.

Posted by: Lisa Douglas at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (6FeV1)

575 >>No they don't. The feds here give them an excuse but actually render those companies more likely to be sued as agents of the government.



Hope so!

Yeah, "legal basis" not the best word choice -- more like they are giving them cover, a way for their various Trust and Safety Teams to explain that they are acting under a DHS designated "heightened alert" when they suspend and censor.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (URNdm)

576 Thus, under the Constitution and its enshrining of said rule of Law, can the Federal Government Break State Law?

Posted by: Romeo13

In theory no. For example see Idaho's prosecution of Lon Horiuchi who killed Randy Weaver's wife and child. See State of Idaho v. Lon Horiuchi 253 F.3d 359 (9th Cir. 2001).

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (Iq9dF)

577 568 Did you know there's a Metallica Whiskey and a Judas Priest Rum.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (eGTCV)

Cabo Wabo tequila from Sammy Hagar.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (II3Gr)

578 Tucker has a good message.

His cadence just gives me a Rachel Maddow vibe.
Posted by: Golfman at February 07, 2022 04:18 PM (hOMhY)


He looks exactly like an old boss of mine that I really, really hated.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (Ez6QX)

579 Yes, by all means, let's give everyone cracked pipes.

*totes up potential profits in head*

Oh, wait a minute...

Posted by: Big Plumbing at February 07, 2022 04:20 PM (14ukD)

580 maybe it'll reduce the trash on the street.
Posted by: SturmToddler

It doesn't.
Ask me how I know. (That was rhetorical.)

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult (not in the Hall) at February 07, 2022 04:21 PM (KAi1n)

581 Canada Geese" I think, but I'm neither a linguist nor an ornithologist.
Posted by: a.moron at February 07, 2022 04:

I actually agree. I apologize for my seriousness.
Posted by: N.L. Urker


Per the internet, it IS Canada geese, not Canadian geese.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:21 PM (Hica+)

582 570 New York Post article about how the international athletes in China aren't getting food?

They should eat the ice dancers first.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:21 PM (njfCw)

583 I love the idea that a community can be "underserved" in drug paraphernalia.

I would suggest that those communities were overserved in that area.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2022 04:21 PM (UuD2k)

584 I can't wait for
@JonahDispatch's appearance on the hit new CNN+ show "Jerkin' It w/ Jeffrey" where he and Toobin talk over Zoom about how icky conservatives are.
-Sean Davis


LOLOL

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 07, 2022 04:22 PM (GYllL)

585 582 570 New York Post article about how the international athletes in China aren't getting food?

They should eat the ice dancers first.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:21 PM (njfCw)

Find the powerlifters. They'll have the most meat and best marbling.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:22 PM (II3Gr)

586 571 Crack pipes are infrastructure!

Yep, Build Crack Better.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:22 PM (njfCw)

587 546 Or if you are PAVEL CHEKOV who inexplicably cannot pronouce the latter V except when saying his own name.

despite the fact that russian has a letter for "v", but does not have one for "w".

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 07, 2022 04:22 PM (sGtp+)

588 >>>Did you know there's a Metallica Whiskey and a Judas Priest Rum.

>Don't forget American Spirit tobacco, racist!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 07, 2022 04:22 PM (6liew)

589 Free crack pipes keeps them under lock and key

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2022 04:22 PM (2JoB8)

590 We are already past the event horizon of "no chance of coexistence" - all that's left is either some faction doing something monumentally stupid or enough normies catching on.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 07, 2022 03:57 PM (ns4uC)

And my faction is just stupid enough to pass this horizon. With style!

Posted by: Jonah Cuckberg at February 07, 2022 04:22 PM (BCSAN)

591 Old and busted.
Public Funded Drug Rehab

The new Hotness
Public Funded Illegal Drug Use

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 07, 2022 04:22 PM (T/vhV)

592 Judas Priest Rum

Is it called "Rum it Down"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (njfCw)

593
This is an education effort. The smartest man Brandon knows is a crackhead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (Cf/uA)

594 Hope so!

Yeah, "legal basis" not the best word choice -- more like they are giving them cover, a way for their various Trust and Safety Teams to explain that they are acting under a DHS designated "heightened alert" when they suspend and censor.

Posted by: Lizzy
------
This area of the law is actually fairly well developed as the police often have tried to use informers for what they cannot do themselves.

There were also cases from the War on Terror where telecom and internet providers acted on the government's behalf. Govt was unable to be sued due to sovereign immunity, but the telecoms were not.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (Iq9dF)

595 592 Judas Priest Rum

Is it called "Rum it Down"?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (njfCw)

Painkiller.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (II3Gr)

596 I am going to hole up with my covid tests and crack pipe and wait it out.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (ts6Zs)

597 Painkiller.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (II3Gr)

Hah- perfect!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (njfCw)

598 This is an education effort. The smartest man Brandon knows is a crackhead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (Cf/uA)
++++
Yup. If Hunter's raw intellectual power is any indication, these underserved crack addicts will be engineering the first Martian colony within 18 months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

599 Even with the removal of most low level crimes as crimes 3% of the population still commits 50% of the crime.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (Y274z)

600 Old and busted.
Public Funded Drug Rehab

The new Hotness
Public Funded Illegal Drug Use

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 07, 2022 04:22 PM (T/vhV)

What is self-licking ice cream cones, for $1000, Alex?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (SH2Zi)

601 577. Literally every old rocker has a whiskey company now. If you want to be treated to some harsh stuff Three Chords by Neil Girardo is $35 wasted. Supposed to be aged after being hit with harmonic resonances from chords.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (Ufzqi)

602 Well, at the advice of Second Junior's doctor, Dolley is getting everyone else in the house checked for the covids.

Junior tested positive. Feels fine, though. Got to spend all day home from school playing video games.

Dolley and MiL's covid tests are the 2-day tests, so those will probably come back positive as well, just in a couple of days. They feel fine. MiL had covid prime last year, so that's not a surprise. Dolley attributes her easier time with it all to being boosted, which I'm not. Whatever. Don't care.

Maybe now, when the stupid school district finally lifts the stupid mask policy (in violation of the governor's orders, btw), she won't put up with a fight when I tell her to burn all of Junior's masks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

603 I bet most of that money will go to the people who run the program. Check those IRS 990s.

Posted by: pj at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (G1dq6)

604 I'm waiting for the alphabet agencies here to start up one or more scams to smuggle guns and ammo into Canuckistan.
I have no doubt they'll try and do entrapment of half wit idiots to snare in the web.
Then it'll be gun grabbing to save the Canadians.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 07, 2022 03:51 PM (doiJh)

They will have to contend with the Mohawk Indians. That's their turf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (P3gRi)

605 593
This is an education effort. The smartest man Brandon knows is a crackhead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (Cf/uA)

I always get a kick out of the thought of Barry the Lightworker seething at that comment.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (PiwSw)

606 431
Also an episode plot on "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" aka "Black Sheep Squadron".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

with Tom Skeritt
Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 04:02 PM (r1daS)

Kent McCord of Emergency! fame was the brainwashed aviator.

James Darren, who bears a resemblance to Skeritt appeared in an episode as a Hollywood star assigned to the 214. Skeritt was never on the show.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (I8FKK)

607 Then there's George Thorogood's ONE brand of alcohol products.

You can get One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (njfCw)

608 New York Post article about how the international athletes in China aren't getting food?

They should eat the ice dancers first.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:21 PM (njfCw)

Find the powerlifters. They'll have the most meat and best marbling.
Posted by: Insomniac


It'll take multiple downhill ski poles to spear them. Kinda like saber tooth tigers. You don't want to get close to them.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (Hica+)

609
Painkiller.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (II3Gr)



That's a good one......


https://youtu.be/kO_EdmtR5Ck

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

610 Yup. If Hunter's raw intellectual power is any indication, these underserved crack addicts will be engineering the first Martian colony within 18 months.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

He's the smart Biden.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (eGTCV)

611 Kiwis are so lucky. their PM is all #Science-y and sheet:

https://tinyurl.com/4bpbfetm

Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2022 04:25 PM (DJFLF)

612 598 Yup. If Hunter's raw intellectual power is any indication, these underserved crack addicts will be engineering the first Martian colony within 18 months.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2022 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

==========

What if there's, like, a car that runs on water, man!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 07, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

613 But almost a year ago, five White House staffers were "no longer employed" over their use of (only) marijuana as part of a vetting process for security clearance.

Posted by: Lola at February 07, 2022 04:25 PM (xjz83)

614 Next we'll be giving the Taliban machine guns!

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2022 04:25 PM (Y274z)

615 >>This area of the law is actually fairly well developed as the police often have tried to use informers for what they cannot do themselves.

There were also cases from the War on Terror where telecom and internet providers acted on the government's behalf. Govt was unable to be sued due to sovereign immunity, but the telecoms were not.
- - -

Interesting, whig, thanks! Let the lawsuits begin!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 04:25 PM (URNdm)

616 If not mentioned earlier, the local Dem government in Annapolis was going to give out crack pipes, but the African American council people screamed bloody murder and the program was stopped.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at February 07, 2022 04:25 PM (nHzHV)

617 despite the fact that russian has a letter for "v", but does not have one for "w".

I did read that there is a regional dialect that pronounces the "V" sound a lot like "w" so maybe that's what he had in mind? Great actor but very odd accent decision.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2022 04:25 PM (KZzsI)

618 Didn't Oregon really legalize all drugs...Or your free to use any drug anywhere.

Posted by: Colin at February 07, 2022 04:11 PM (bLJRE)


decriminalized, which means they don't arrest for it. Pot is taxed.

Don't call them "Homeless camps" because that is not what they are. Call them Addict camps.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2022 04:25 PM (ZMraq)

619 What if your car horn only does the La Cucaracha sound? Would that violate the judges orders?

And what about sea traffic thru Ottawa?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (5Os7N)

620 Next we'll be giving people on death row stimulus checks!

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (Y274z)

621 BLM didn't file their taxes. I wonder if Biden's handlers have the balls to let the IRS loose on BLM.

https://bit.ly/3us7XUC

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (x980n)

622 Can't a crack pipe be fabricated out of aluminum foil and a straw?

Oh that's right, straws are illegal. In Santa Barbara CA it's a $1k fine to give somebody a straw.

A crack pipe? Not so much.

Please Lord, let the hippies find a sea turtle with a crack pipe up its nose.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (wAnMi)

623 BLM didn't file their taxes. I wonder if Biden's handlers have the balls to let the IRS loose on BLM.

https://bit.ly/3us7XUC
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (x980n)


Not a snowball's chance in hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)

624 This is a Slush fund...likely related to elections. There is no other benefit (especially based on the optics)...and the Dem party does NOTHING that doesn't benefit them in some way.

Slush fund...and payoffs...plain and simple.

Posted by: Orson at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (UdDZ2)

625 563 RE 1883, the tornado scene was laughably bad. It only hit the exact spots where people where.

Posted by: Dogbert at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (Z9HSN)

626 Keep 'em stoned and in the Projects!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 04:28 PM (axyOa)

627 If we're giving them crack pipes then why don't we give them crack?

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2022 04:28 PM (Y274z)

628 Fuck them runnin- this administration brings new levels of destruction every damn day. I'm ready for a tax-payer revolt.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2022 04:28 PM (pVWyp)

629 >>Yup. If Hunter's raw intellectual power is any indication, these underserved crack addicts will be engineering the first Martian colony within 18 months.


Honest question: Do crack addicts typically live into their 50's? It would seem more likely to be one of those habits that eventually kills you sooner rather than later?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 04:28 PM (URNdm)

630 607 Then there's George Thorogood's ONE brand of alcohol products.

You can get One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:24 PM (njfCw)


But you have to drink it.... alone...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2022 04:28 PM (oHd/0)

631 Just in case it hasn't been said:

So....the Xiden admin thinks black people are nothing but a bunch of crack addicts?

In the name of equity, surely he must also distribute a free supply of crack to go with the pipes!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 07, 2022 04:28 PM (hlxe7)

632 Honest question: Do crack addicts typically live into their 50's? It would seem more likely to be one of those habits that eventually kills you sooner rather than later?

I'm guessing they're lucky to hit 30

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2022 04:29 PM (KZzsI)

633 Oh that's right, straws are illegal. In Santa Barbara CA it's a $1k fine to give somebody a straw.

A crack pipe? Not so much.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (wAnMi)


This country is completely f*cked up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:29 PM (Ez6QX)

634 But almost a year ago, five White House staffers were "no longer employed" over their use of (only) marijuana as part of a vetting process for security clearance.

Posted by: Lola


After they were assured pot was no problem.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:29 PM (Hica+)

635 621 BLM didn't file their taxes. I wonder if Biden's handlers have the balls to let the IRS loose on BLM.

https://bit.ly/3us7XUC
Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2022 04:27 PM (x980n)

Hmmm, which STATE are the incorporated in... State Taxes... ya know?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2022 04:29 PM (oHd/0)

636 But you have to drink it.... alone...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2022 04:28 PM (oHd/0)

Yeah? With nobody else?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (II3Gr)

637 Thetecsre many many more meth heads in the usa than Crack heads.
But how sone reason Ace has chosen to headline the Crack heads who tend to be more urban blacks rather than rural white me th heads . Why was that?

Posted by: Kurt at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (z+SS5)

638 I hate to say this, but maybe we shouldn't be spending so much time, effort and money to keep people alive--who are hellbent on their own self-destruction.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (mR6Gs)

639 Mike Lindell was addited to crack but now he is off of it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (5Os7N)

640 RE 1883, the tornado scene was laughably bad. It only hit the exact spots where people where.
Posted by: Dogbert


Especially when there were no roads or fences. You could have literally ridden to any point on the compass.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:31 PM (Hica+)

641 Leftism loves to keep people shackled to them

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2022 04:31 PM (2JoB8)

642 If not mentioned earlier, the local Dem government in Annapolis was going to give out crack pipes, but the African American council people screamed bloody murder and the program was stopped.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at February 07, 2022 04:25 PM (nHzHV)


Well, in SF they give out free syringes. Funny when they did that syringes were everywhere. Which is why they've taken sand out of kiddy parks. Falling on blacktop is less of a danger than getting stuck with a syringe walking over to the swings. I hate clown world.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 07, 2022 04:31 PM (wAnMi)

643 > Kiwis are so lucky. their PM is all #Science-y and sheet

The more side effects a drug has, the better the drug works. It's science.

Poisons only have one side effect, that means it's not good medicine.

Bleomycin Sulfate has a lot of side effects, that means it's good medicine.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2022 04:31 PM (x980n)

644 I guess ? He feels white meth smokers sre getting shorted

Posted by: Kurt at February 07, 2022 04:32 PM (z+SS5)

645 638 I hate to say this, but maybe we shouldn't be spending so much time, effort and money to keep people alive--who are hellbent on their own self-destruction.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (mR6Gs)

Why I never understood hunger-strikes.

"I refuse to eat!"

"Suit yourself."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 07, 2022 04:32 PM (dfRN6)

646 >>Mike Lindell was addited to crack but now he is off of it.


Buy My Giza Cotton Crack-Pipe Coozie!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at February 07, 2022 04:32 PM (nrSKV)

647 Posted by: Kurt at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (z+SS5)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 07, 2022 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

648 >>Mike Lindell was addited to crack but now he is off of it.

He was. He said his drug dealers (plural!) performed an intervention. That guy really turned his life around.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2022 04:32 PM (URNdm)

649 631 Just in case it hasn't been said:

So....the Xiden admin thinks black people are nothing but a bunch of crack addicts?

Who are too illiterate and stupid to get a valid ID or be educated in math, English, or any other subject. These people have no shame.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 07, 2022 04:32 PM (WEv0o)

650 Leftism loves to keep people shackled to them

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2022 04:31 PM (2JoB

No not to *us*. We live on golf courses.

Posted by: The Left at February 07, 2022 04:32 PM (dscaa)

651 I would say a chance the IRS will go after BLM, thought though it was a couple states going after their finances record.

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2022 04:32 PM (2JoB8)

652 Yo, Chuck, they must be on the pipe, right?

Posted by: CtHilary, dead but dreaming at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (zSyrn)

653 I could only watch the first 3? episodes of 1883 without paying for yet another subscription. The inaccuracies in the first three episodes made me glad I didn't pay.

Posted by: Archer at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

654 When is Uncle Sugar going to gift the bereft a free case of 5.56? Or a stray Claymore? One can dream.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (oWBc3)

655 If the Founders were still alive, they'd be shooting by now.
___________

They had more places to hide than we do.

Big Tech controls everything now, and they know where all of us are. They know where we work, where we keep our money, they know the names and addresses of our relatives and friends, they know what we watch, and what we read, what we buy, and who we call. And it's very tough to hide from them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (k4dH2)

656 >>He was. He said his drug dealers (plural!) performed an intervention.


I was REALLY into crack.

Posted by: Mike Lindell at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (nrSKV)

657 He said his drug dealers (plural!) performed an intervention.

Worst drug dealers ever. I mean, from a business standpoint, if I'm being honest...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (njfCw)

658 Makes you really long for the days of the Obama Phone.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (dscaa)

659 Not all Portland shantytown residents are addicts. Some small percentage are crazies who should be powerfully medicated but refuse treatment.

Posted by: Downcast at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (UpXru)

660 nood


Truckers

Posted by: banana Dream at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (l6b3d)

661 Why I never understood hunger-strikes.

"I refuse to eat!" "Suit yourself." Posted by: Zombie Robbo
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Only works if the target has any humanity. Gandhi was advising peaceful resistance to the Germans and British more or less told him to shut it.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (Iq9dF)

662 NOOD Canadian insurrection. Kurt, you stay here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)

663 I hate to say this, but maybe we shouldn't be spending so much time, effort and money to keep people alive--who are hellbent on their own self-destruction.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (mR6Gs)
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My policy is to meet people halfway. If they're not willing to do their bit, then I don't worry about them until and unless they do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

664 > Can't a crack pipe be fabricated out of aluminum foil and a straw?

Do seedy gas stations still sell a little plastic flower inside a glass straw? Used to be that's where the classier crackheads got their crack pipes.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (x980n)

665
Kent McCord of Emergency! fame was the brainwashed aviator.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper


Right!

What the hell was I thinking...

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (r1daS)

666 Make Opium Dens Great Again!!!

Lets Go Brandon!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (Vxu+H)

667
Adam-12

Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (r1daS)

668 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (khAeP)

669 Posted by: Kurt at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (z+SS5)

Uh, the article SPECIFICALLY SAYS it's going to start giving out glass pipes.


HHS said the kits aim to reduce the risk of infection when smoking substances with glass pipes, which can lead to infections through cuts and sores


Glass pipes are primarily used to smoke crack. Therefore, Ace's title to this post is accurate.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

670 RE 1883, the tornado scene was laughably bad. It only hit the exact spots where people where.
Posted by: Dogbert


Especially when there were no roads or fences. You could have literally ridden to any point on the compass.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2022 04:31 PM (Hica+)

---------

And the slutty daughter making out with the Injun while the tornado passed directly overhead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (ptqGC)

671 Mike Lindell was addited to crack but now he is off of it.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (5Os7N)


I'm really not much of a fan (his products even less) but will hand it to him as far as his hiring practices, USA only and people/vets recovering from addiction.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (wAnMi)

672 And the worst job...?

Assistant Crack Whore

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 04:34 PM (dscaa)

673 I lied, Im an out of work software engineer.

I make more money selling magazine subscriptions than I ever made at Initech

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 07, 2022 04:35 PM (5Os7N)

674 At this point just decriminalize these drugs. Segregate the people who are using and make them take birth control.

If they want to stop using, they can get in to treatment.

We are wasting our money on people who do not want to enjoy life or contribute anything. They are so sick but society should not put up with the crime, violence and birth of children to addicts.

A certain percentage of people will always use drugs to escape. I am done giving them everything so let them get high and eventually die, if that is their choice.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 07, 2022 04:35 PM (haWye)

675 653 yeah I expected better. Was trying to trace their route, but got confused when they stopped at the red river, and then their detour took them to Abilene. quite a detour.

Posted by: Dogbert at February 07, 2022 04:36 PM (Z9HSN)

676 Not all Portland shantytown residents are addicts. Some small percentage are crazies who should be powerfully medicated but refuse treatment.

Posted by: Downcast at February 07, 2022 04:33 PM (UpXru)


That is like saying that a burrito make of crap shouldn't be called a crap burrito because the tortilla is made of flour.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2022 04:37 PM (ZMraq)

677 Step one: Make it so a majority of people are dependent on the minority via government redistribution. Step two: use Democracy to give unlimited power to further said redistribution. Step three: once the power of government is secure, eliminate the costly dependency problem.

I wonder how many people remember laws against being unemployed in the USSR. Antisocial parasitic elements they called them. Exiled, jailed, institutionalized.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 07, 2022 04:37 PM (T/vhV)

678 111
Remember the episode of COLUMBO when the villain trained dogs to turn vicious at the sound of a telephone ring?

That's what all these random "active shooters" remind me of -- the govt "switching on" their sleeper agents to wreak havoc.

Lots of TV shows used this "sleeper agent getting triggered by a specific code word" thing. Magnum PI, Greatest American Hero, etc. It was a silly idea that the CIA was doing this....but is it? Is it so silly?
Posted by: Proper Soothsayer at February 07, 2022 03:33 PM (r1daS)
=====
The Manchurian Candidate

Posted by: Bonecrusher at February 07, 2022 04:38 PM (JNTt1)

679 Canada Geese?
----------
I happen to know this, it is Canada Geese.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 07, 2022 04:38 PM (rvnbR)

680 670, yep that was awkwardly bad. Even the Indian looked nonplussed

Posted by: Dogbert at February 07, 2022 04:39 PM (Z9HSN)

681 Decades ago, during an several longshoremen at once, everyone of them - and a few of their wives - suddenly stood up and said they had to break. They left the house, returned in a few minutes and one of the wives said to me, "Methadone time."

Now, many employers are eliminating drug testing (in the name of equity) unless specifically mandated by U. S. Department of Transportation.

Posted by: Lola at February 07, 2022 04:44 PM (xjz83)

682 ...during an interview

Posted by: Lola at February 07, 2022 04:44 PM (xjz83)

683 Why was that?
Posted by: Kurt at February 07, 2022 04:30 PM (z+SS5)

Maybe you need to up your game, and switch to crack, kunt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2022 04:49 PM (P3gRi)

684 What really pisses me off about that DHS bullshit is that everything they are talking about censoring is not disinformation, it is the damn facts.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 07, 2022 04:55 PM (rvnbR)

685 honkers > honkeys

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2022 04:58 PM (786Ro)

686 A judge has banned honking in downtown Ottawa.

Find out where he lives. Ain't downtown.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 07, 2022 06:45 PM (LqCbj)

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