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Another Professor Exposes Himself as an Apologist for P3dophiles

It's weird how this keeps happening, huh?

"The notion that it's wrong even with a one-year-old is not quite obvious to me... I don't think it's blanket wrong at any age."

Now that's what you call a pull-quote.

Here's Kershnar on video saying that an adult male having sex with a 12-year-old girl is not obviously wrong, and that calling it wrong is a "mistake." In the same clip, he refers to pedophilic rape as "adult-child sex," another euphemism that, just like "minor-attracted person," is being used in an attempt to run cover for evil.

I keep trying to be a good open-minded philosophically-oriented person and play the game of "let's boil this down to first principles and no presuppositions and just blue-sky this," but the thing is, they don't just seem to be asking, "How do we know this is wrong? What makes us think that? What priors are telling us that?"

They seem to be full of answers, not questions, and the answers are: This is fine, we should do this.

He then plays a game of competitive bidding against himself, where the object of the game is to drive down the age of consent of as low as possible, and gets as low as one year old, and decides, the hell with it, he can't even say that involuntary, nonconsensual sex with a one-year-old is necessarily bad.

Then he says that forcing sex on a child isn't that bad, because we force kids to do all sorts of things, like participating in judo tournaments or bar mitzvah lessons, so what's the diff?


In the second video here, he argues that we routinely make children do lots of things against their wills, for "adult's pleasure only," like going to church or going to a relatives' funeral, so that's not a good argument about why having sex with children without their consent isn't a good thing.

Now, I'm going to postulate here that he's talking about "without their consent" in the sense that at a young age, actual legal consent is not possible, so he means "without consent" in that way.

I hope he means that.

But even if he means that: It's not really better.

He has lots of arguments about the "benefits of adult-child sex," including the fact that bonobo monkeys practice it, which, you know: I mean, bonobo monkeys? I set my watch by them.

The other professor here says he's "been making arguments in class in favor of adult-child sex for about 25 years," and in fact wrote an article for The Daily Beast questioning why we have age of consent laws at all.

The Daily Beast?

You don't say. You don't say.

And here you go.

He discusses arguing with his students about the appropriateness of Roman Polanski anally r@ping a 13 year old he had drugged -- he's in favor of it, while his uptight, shackled-bourgeois students have hang-ups about it, man -- and then regales us about the various age of consent laws around the world, such as Spain, places where Roman Polanski would be allowed to drug a 13 year old child and then have anal sex with her.

Like a certain kind of guy, he is very fluent in rattling off the age of consent statutes in effect around the world. Like he's got them committed to memory.

Or he's got a laminated card with all the world's ages of consent printed on it. Like world time zones. But with the ages of children you can legally have sex with.


My students were willing to discuss the appropriateness of the 16-18 range, but were resolutely opposed to going any lower. One said she was so disturbed by the Spanish law that she was reconsidering spending her study year abroad in Barcelona.

Most often my students argued that sexual relations between an adult and a child (whom some defined as anyone under 18, some under 16, and others as the "emotionally immature") necessarily involved the manipulation of the weak by the powerful, which was wrong. But then, I asked, why was it acceptable for adults to cajole and at times physically force children to play sports, wear hipster t-shirts, attend church, wash the dishes, listen to "good" music, obey authority figures, or, as the president of the United States told them directly, to take responsibility for "nothing less than the future of this country"?

In the video above, he exclaims "THANK YOU!" when his fellow p3dophile-apologist makes the same argument.

Perhaps my being a young, male professor in a room of female undergraduates made the question especially provocative...

Like Humbert Humbert. He imagines he's being sexy.

...but I felt that I was onto something that illuminated what I believe to be one of the core cultural assumptions of Americans: sex is like walking in traffic or playing with knives--activities we aggressively coerce children not to do. In American culture, to tell a child about the pleasures of sex is equivalent to discussing the thrill of dodging oncoming cars or handling a meat cleaver. In our sex-education lectures, public service announcements, relatively high age-of-consent laws, and, most importantly, in our silences, we tell children only that sex is dangerous.

What I tried to push my students to understand was that there were Puritans at work underneath the consciousness of their minds, as I believe there are in the minds of the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office.

The 13 states--including California--that place the legal age of consent at 18 are in a small minority among the world's sovereignties. Only Tunisia's is higher, at 20.

...

Some of the philosophers we read in my class--especially, and significantly, the French ones--argued that prohibitions on desires only produced even more intense versions of those desires. Could it be that Americans' answers to the question I posed have created the very thing we so fear?

You get the idea.

In the Daily Beast. What a terrific publication.

Anyway, that's what's going on in the failure factories we call "colleges."

The school says it's reviewing Kershner. I don't know about the other guy.

You're probably not in the mood for this now, but this part of Pitch Meeting: Age of Extinction deals with a very strange insistence on discussing age of consent laws.

Another very creepy Pitch Meeting -- Twilight, Breaking Dawn.

Posted by: Ace at 06:09 PM




Comments

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1 Howdy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (DTX3h)

2 Time for a 9mm brain hemorrhage?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 04, 2022 06:11 PM (eA1RV)

3 Nah. Think I'll pass.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (ju2Fy)

4 That guy should never see another sunrise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (XvPQV)

5 I endorse this philosophy.

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (WmGrA)

6
Sorry. Tire iron to the face. Nothing less.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:13 PM (s2VJv)

7 I endorse this philosophy.
Posted by: Joe D. Mensha

Ditto, Dad!

Posted by: K Hunter at February 04, 2022 06:13 PM (WmGrA)

8

Don Kershner's Cock Concert . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (s2VJv)

9 So you know in the Old Testament how just about anything is a stoning offense?

There's a good reason for that, and we're getting to live it.

Posted by: Methos at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (kOpft)

10 *stab stab stab stab*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (lCui1)

11 Is this one of those Blessings of Liberty the Right Rev. French keeps lecturing us about?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (njfCw)

12 This dude should be under 24 hour surveillance and someone checking his computer files.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (QOU0Y)

13
https://youtu.be/_p_CUozUyr8?t=173

pitch meeting on the general topic

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (0G13K)

14
So. In your culture, it's not obviously wrong to violate a baby. In my culture, it's not obviously wrong for you to be hanged.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (Cf/uA)

15 A lot of people need to have their world view realigned with a piece of hickory or a rope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (dNqv+)

16 Wernstrom!!

Posted by: Prof. Farinsworth at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (gmo/4)

17 Yeah this guy takes it way further than "we need to stop being so mean to pedos" into "I... I mean other people who lust after children aren't so bad" territory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (KZzsI)

18 Vile.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (II3Gr)

19 10 *stab stab stab stab*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (lCui1)

THIS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (dNqv+)

20 It would be a lot easier if the university staff that DON'T support these creeps out themselves.

Posted by: Ricky Schroder at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (QYPq3)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (arJlL)

22 Who's the other pedo prof?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (lCui1)

23 Check his computers. I am certain he was hacked.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (SH2Zi)

24 A lot of that so sounds like taking something to the extreme to show the fallacy. Like "ok, a 12 year old can have full breasts and menstrual cycle so is it really wrong to to have sex with her? OK what about a 5 year old?"

But I'm not dumpster diving to try to determine if this dude was doing that. There is so much evil being pushed today that I can believe someone was serious that sexually penetrating a 4 year old by force is no different then making them do their chores, go to Sunday school, etc.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (3cGpq)

25
He had some interesting words about the police at a lecture at of all places a police academy, or some such.

See the Morning Report if you can stomach this fuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (s2VJv)

26 Lemme guess - Tenured?

Posted by: Archer at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (gmo/4)

27 18 Vile.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (II3Gr)

Yes. And they keep pushing it.

This is a good hill to die on GOPe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (dNqv+)

28 Why is it that every sexual perversion the "educated" leftist wants to excuse ends up with a comparison to the bonobo monkey?

Are the bonobo monkeys the Paris Hilton of the Chordata world?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (VCz/u)

29 kershner needs to be force fed his genitals. after being first forced to remove them himself and grill them over an open fire.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (IJES/)

30 Come in, perfesser, I'd like to talk to you about your theories. What do you thi

BLAM BLAM BLAM

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (eA1RV)

31 Alright, little miss, it's time for your weekly skinflute lessons.

Posted by: Brandon at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (SH2Zi)

32 It would be a lot easier if the university staff that DON'T support these creeps out themselves.

If there are any.

Posted by: Methos at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (kOpft)

33 23 Check his computers. I am certain he was hacked.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (SH2Zi)

And they took videos of him speaking the words of his own free will! Those dastards!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (dNqv+)

34
How do you do, fellow black people.

Posted by: david cocksucker french is down with the black man, yo at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (lDvMn)

35 He's an intellectual? Perhaps he should spend time with Khmer Rouge kids - they could play whack-a-mole with him and a rusty shovel out in the killing fields.

Posted by: PabloD at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (nUcE8)

36 pitch meeting on the general topic

OK that is one of the funniest pitch meeting bits I've ever seen, I had not seen that one at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

37 26 Lemme guess - Tenured?
Posted by: Archer at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (gmo/4)


24 years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (s2VJv)

38 just saying...that'll cut the recidivism (sp?) down like maybe 98% -to- 99%.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (IJES/)

39 Congratulations, professor dude, you just made the FBI's p3do list. They are gonna watch you like a cat at a mousehole 24-7 with a blank warrant on the computer desk.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (W+kMI)

40 We have allowed people who are absolutely and completely insane to tell us how we must think and live our lives.

Children are to be used for perversion, if they're even allowed to be born alive; probably next week the White House with be lit up with rainbow lights, declaring that such behavior is not only acceptable, but must be understood as normal, celebrated and promoted.

Or you'll be sorry.

Posted by: Ju at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (aTmM/)

41 BLAM BLAM BLAM

ok, who has a front end loader?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (A+rex)

42 HH did think Lolita was attracted to him. That fantasy came crashing down and is why the book is great.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (b+v9B)

43 Nail his dick to tree stump. Set tree trunk on fire. Give him a rusty butter knife.

Choices, choices.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (lqNK8)

44 30 Come in, perfesser, I'd like to talk to you about your theories. What do you thi

BLAM BLAM BLAM
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (eA1RV)

Rope is reusable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (dNqv+)

45 Gee, they think sex with minors is fine, yet Zucker quit (was fired) over having a consensual affair? Seems odd.

But really, any time one person uses power of any sort over another, to entrap or cajole into sex ... not a healthy thing, in a healthy society.

And the younger the child, the more harmful the long term hidden effects could be. Deeply suppressed injuries in children is a BFD, whether sex or other abuses. Of course "forcing children to clean their room" is "discipline", not abuse (depending on the method of force I guess).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (Cus5s)

46 So there I was banging this little boy in the ass and reaches back around and tickles my hairy satchel. I'm thinking is the kid a future university professor or what?

Posted by: Professor Pedo at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (iDcra)

47 Something is seriously wrong with these people.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (R/m4+)

48
But I'm not dumpster diving to try to determine if this dude was doing that. There is so much evil being pushed today that I can believe someone was serious that sexually penetrating a 4 year old by force is no different then making them do their chores, go to Sunday school, etc.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (3cGpq)

I don't think that is what he was doing. This is so far over the line from is it ethical to kill one person if you could save 25 million.
I'm physically sick he thinks this is appropriate to say out loud.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (QOU0Y)

49 He's an intellectual? Perhaps he should spend time with Khmer Rouge kids

"exactly my solution"
--Jello Biafra

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

50 >>>OK that is one of the funniest pitch meeting bits I've ever seen, I had not seen that one at all.

it's so good

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (0G13K)

51 Back in the old days, people with these views just....... disappeared.

Posted by: portlandon at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (+oR7L)

52 Self awareness? Someone needs to check this guy's house for his collection of tiny shoes or books by the Searchlight Strangler.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (3TihK)

53
"Does he have a newsletter?"

- - Mohammed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (s2VJv)

54
It goes to show the debased nature of our universities. If I said this and my boss found out, it would be my last day at work. If certain members of my team were present on the spot when I said it, it could well be my last day on this mortal coil.

This is a culture of permissiveness. Tenure and the bubble effect have emboldened these pigs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (Cf/uA)

55 41 BLAM BLAM BLAM

ok, who has a front end loader?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (A+rex)

Like a musket?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (dNqv+)

56 >>>I mean, bonobo monkeys? I set my watch by them.

*consults bonobo council*

They say that guy is likely a stone cold kiddie-diddler.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)

57 This guy should be disemboweled with a spork.

Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (njExo)

58 So basically rape, in any form
Is totally OK!

Because it is for the children.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (haWye)

59 I'm not big on killing people for being wrong but.... I'm okay with people of this kind of wrong getting the death penalty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

60 OK that is one of the funniest pitch meeting bits I've ever seen, I had not seen that one at all.

it's so good
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (0G13K)

Ryan George is one of the funniest guys on YouTube

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (XvPQV)

61
https://youtu.be/_p_CUozUyr8?t=173

pitch meeting on the general topic
Posted by: ace


"It's just a funny scene" indeed.

Awfully sus...

Posted by: david cocksucker french is down with the black man, yo at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (lDvMn)

62 Something tells me you would see a pattern in his travel history...

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (CYnTg)

63 Wasn't Freedonia the country in Duck Soup?

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (usgbK)

64 63 Wasn't Freedonia the country in Duck Soup?
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (usgbK)


"Land of the brave, and free . . . !"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:21 PM (s2VJv)

65 Hey prof, you just got a TikTok text from a sweet little eight-year-old girl who lives in Xenia, Ohio. She is willing to meet you at home after school, before her single mom gets home from work.

(six weeks later)

"This week, on 'To Catch a Predator'...."

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:21 PM (W+kMI)

66 Congratulations, professor dude, you just made the FBI's p3do list. They are gonna watch you like a cat at a mousehole 24-7 with a blank warrant on the computer desk.

Posted by: exdem13
===

You new? The FIB isn't going to anything but maybe activate his camera to get some good video for their friends.

Posted by: Jukin the Deploraqble and Totally Unserious at February 04, 2022 06:21 PM (iDcra)

67 https://youtu.be/_p_CUozUyr8?t=173

pitch meeting on the general topic
Posted by: ace

Let me guess - is it the twilight one?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 06:21 PM (II3Gr)

68 The other gut is a neo-libertarian named Thaddeus Russell. A pundit and YouTuber. The Ben Shapiro of Libertarianism. Reason had to come out in support of place of them today with the "just questioning and thinking about our cultural norms" crap.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2022 06:21 PM (4thlk)

69 Bonobos are apes, not monkeys.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 04, 2022 06:21 PM (xPl2J)

70 >>>Like a certain kind of guy, he is very fluent in rattling off the age of consent statutes in effect around the world. Like he's got them committed to memory.

>>>Or he's got a laminated card with all the world's ages of consent printed on it. Like world time zones. But with the ages of children you can legally have sex with.

A/K/A a passport.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (SH2Zi)

71 The argument of moral behavior based on the animal kingdom is really astounding.

Let's just tell him his terms are acceptable and he can briefly ponder the phrase "red of tooth and claw" from the receiving end.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (z9npv)

72 "Congratulations, professor dude, you just made the FBI's p3do list. They are gonna watch you like a cat at a mousehole 24-7 with a blank warrant on the computer desk."

No they won't. See the Olympic gymnast debacle. They will be using those resources on moms at school board meetings.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (usgbK)

73 Maybe I was naive during my college days in the 1970's, but I never encountered this level of depravity.

Posted by: Archer at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (gmo/4)

74 Might as well arrest him. He is guilty. It's projection

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (M+Lyo)

75 &%$#@ !!!

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (V13WU)

76 Like I said the other day, you just know this professor has a computer full of child porn.

If he gets busted he'll probably claim he was using it for his research projects.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (NpAcC)

77 https://youtu.be/_p_CUozUyr8?t=173

pitch meeting on the general topic
Posted by: ace

I remember seeing that a while back and being surprised that that was in a movie- and this was post 'Cuties'.

I am not a smart man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (dNqv+)

78 It goes to show the debased nature of our universities.

Look, I am all for universities being places where wierd ideas and oddball theories are protected and accepted as part of the learning process and exploring something new.

But this kind of crap is where you draw the line. No "you're suspended" no "we're gonna have a talk" no "your tenure is under review" but the full "YOU ARE FIRED AND WE ARE MAKING SURE THE ENTIRE WORLD, NOT JUST THE ACADEMIC WORLD KNOWS WHAT A MONSTER YOU ARE" monty.

Followed by a blanket party with the football team armed with pillowcases and soap bars.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (KZzsI)

79 The notion that it's wrong even with a one-year-old is not quite obvious to me...
.......

Uh, wut?

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

80 Whaddya know. I've been redistricted out of Crenshaw's district. I don't know who my US Congresscritter is - don't recognize any names on either primary ballot.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (4I/2K)

81 OK morons and word lovers
(I just spent 30 min. looking this up from last thread.)

The UK term for kicking someone out of the party is;
Removing the whip.
Or having the whip removed, or losing the whip.

It basically means they will no longer be on the Whip's list of party members. The whip being the guy who tells party members how to vote.
Your're welcome.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (1ZwqX)

82
In the old West, they used to put a noose around the neck of a condemned criminal and seat him on a horse, then induce the horse gallop away. You could do the same thing with a lawn chair in the back of a pickup truck.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (UrlYA)

83
The other professor here says he's "been making arguments in class in favor of adult-child sex for about 25 years," and in fact wrote an article for The Daily Beast questioning why we have age of consent laws at all.

Not even all the fake cocksucking fake "libertarians" are in for this.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (lDvMn)

84 76 Like I said the other day, you just know this professor has a computer full of child porn.

If he gets busted he'll probably claim he was using it for his research projects.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (NpAcC)


"Oy, mate."

- - Pete Townsend

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (s2VJv)

85 25 Hope the cops got his DNA

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (roH4R)

86 Is this the next taboo to be broken? Or will it be some other?

Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (Vr12I)

87 Let me guess - is it the twilight one?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 06:21 PM (II3Gr)

Transformers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (dNqv+)

88 Rope is reusable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (dNqv+)


Hogs are environmentally friendly too!

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (OQcPl)

89

Odds he's been in Bangkok and Marrakesh?

100%...

Posted by: Verdant Repose at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (xMfQG)

90 How would you like to be this guy's neighbor?

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (lvxto)

91 Hail Fredonia!

Posted by: Margaret Dumont at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

92 If any of y'all use Facebook, be sure and post you outrage on the SUNY FB page.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (NpAcC)

93 86 Is this the next taboo to be broken? Or will it be some other?
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (Vr12I)

THIS is the one they really want.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (dNqv+)

94 If he holds the correct political views the FBI is not interested

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (CYnTg)

95 Whoops, I was wrong!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (II3Gr)

96 Congratulations, professor dude, you just made the FBI's p3do list. They are gonna watch you like a cat at a mousehole 24-7 with a blank warrant on the computer desk., take notes and pick up some pointers."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (Rfm/k)

97 Or he's got a laminated card with all the world's ages of consent printed on it. Like world time zones. But with the ages of children you can legally have sex with.

Reno 9-11 Police Tek has you covered

https://youtu.be/qS7GHUOBoRA?t=3

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (KZzsI)

98 Let's go bonobo !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (M+Lyo)

99
Gee, I wonder what's making all the pedos become so outspoken all of a sudden??

Could it be the stolen election of a life-long Democrat pedophile??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (lDvMn)

100 Hey prof.
Try that around here and you will get to audit a terrific underwater study of Puget Sound.
Sick bastard.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (axyOa)

101 I've been warning people for some time. The only things standing between monsters and children are community standards and the age of consent.

We've already seen how quickly the left can change community standards. It wasn't that long ago that gay marriage was losing at the ballot box, even in California. Now it's everywhere.

So all that's left is age of consent, which doesn't have the same historical backing that traditional marriage did. Age of consent has been much younger in recent history.

The perfesser comes to the same conclusion as I do from a different angle. I'm horrified by this perversion I see will be normalized in the near future. He's nearly unable to contain his glee this perversion will be normalized in the near future.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (VCz/u)

102 It's been...interesting to watch their overt, highly orchestrated and coordinated campaign to normalize child rape--pushes for lower age of consent legislation, the Minor Attracted Person (MAP) rebranding campaign, the appeals to authority with obviously 'minor-attracted' professors, the news articles, the television shows featuring sexualized children...

Chemically castrate them all.

Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (+UKMq)

103 Hogs are environmentally friendly too!
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at February 04, 2022 06:23 PM (OQcPl)

You know, in this case, I say let the bodies hang. We will see which runs out first: lampposts on freeways or pedophiles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (dNqv+)

104 >>>Let me guess - is it the twilight one?


no, but that's another great one. that one's even more on point, actually.

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (0G13K)

105 Kind of sad when I heard why Arthur C Clarke moved to Sri Lanka ...

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (CYnTg)

106 I miss the old days when 35 wouldn't go into 12.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (FVME7)

107 Perv U

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (GYllL)

108 13
https://youtu.be/_p_CUozUyr8?t=173

pitch meeting on the general topic
======
Good one, man, it's funny and definitely on topic.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (W+kMI)

109 THIS is the one they really want.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yup...agree with this. This is the plum they are really after. Your innocent children. Being groomed in schools for this very things.

Millstone, neck, apply as needed.

Posted by: lizabth at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (L3Rsz)

110 102 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (+UKMq)

With acid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (s2VJv)

111 Freedonia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4OJGdtRx10

better than any comedy this century

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (usgbK)

112 10 *stab stab stab stab*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (lCui1)
........

The screaming is just a bonus.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

113 Hogs are environmentally friendly too!

"Just remember to take their teeth out first"
--Bricktop

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)

114 Is NAMBLA having an election primary for president of the NY chapter?

Posted by: bombolino at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (A5d7R)

115 >>In the old West, they used to put a noose around the neck of a condemned criminal and seat him on a horse, then induce the horse gallop away. You could do the same thing with a lawn chair in the back of a pickup truck.


They were pussies.

Previously multiple horses would be involved. The offending criminal would be tied, one limb to each, to each of them. And then, and ONLY then, they would be galloped in opposing directions.

We could absolutely do the same with several pickup trucls.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (lvxto)

116
Or could it be the pervert mega corporation, APPLE, who is the biggest collector of underage porn on the planet?

Or could it be Twitter, the largest provider and spreader of child porn on the internet?

I wonder what is emboldening all these pedos....

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (lDvMn)

117 110 102 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (+UKMq)

With acid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (s2VJv)

Give "tripping balls" a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (II3Gr)

118 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (+UKMq)

With acid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (s2VJv)

Or Pb.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (z9npv)

119 Yeah, suddenly we don't seem quite so ruthless with the pushing criminals off rooftops thing, huh?

Posted by: Iran at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (tp+tP)

120 >>Freedonia:


Hail Freedonia!

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (lvxto)

121 I thought Fredonia U was a fake college in a TV series.

Weird.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (0g2Ck)

122 This is what I've created the Metaverse for.

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (QYPq3)

123 105 Kind of sad when I heard why Arthur C Clarke moved to Sri Lanka ...
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (CYnTg)

There was a weird thing with a couple of the old school sci-fi writers. I always got a weird vibe when reading hard sci-fi regarding sex- even as a teenager. There was a dry, joyless sense to it all except some of the situations were bizarre. Like Rama. WTF? I do not need to read anyone's personal fanfic porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (dNqv+)

124 I wouldn't be surprised for this guy's body to be found on the side of the road with his face looking like hamburger.


Tenure is evil.

Posted by: Golfman at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (MY64M)

125 Good evening, horde.

Stan is winning. I'd really like to talk to my very liberal college friends, many of whom were rape survivors and sexual assault prevention and treatment counselors.

I want to know where they stand on this, but they don't talk to me anymore.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (OX9vb)

126 I believe the age of consent is 8.

Posted by: Brandon at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (GYllL)

127 Bonoboner

Posted by: U2 at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (63Dwl)

128 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (+UKMq)



How about a rusty saw?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (tp+tP)

129 A poster was here the other day who lives in the town and daughter goes to the school. He said that the professor had written some intelligent editorials in the local paper, so he was surprised and shocked that the professor came out with this. The man plans to tell his daughter to stay away from this professor and his classes.

I am not doing justice to that posters quotes, so maybe he will be on this thread to say more.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (dprVF)

130 Y'all have heard the phrase "he needed killin" right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (eA1RV)

131 99
Gee, I wonder what's making all the pedos become so outspoken all of a sudden??

Could it be the stolen election of a life-long Democrat pedophile??
========
Remember what happened to Epstein, and how his old lady's trial was hushed up? The perverts think they have cover now for their perversions. Alex Jones was (sadly) right again.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (W+kMI)

132 Yup...agree with this. This is the plum they are really after. Your innocent children. Being groomed in schools for this very things.

Millstone, neck, apply as needed.
Posted by: lizabth at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (L3Rsz)

This is why they're pushing all the trans stuff so hard in school. Part of the sexualizing of kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (II3Gr)

133 10 *stab stab stab stab*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (lCui1)

F**kin' A, sister.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (OX9vb)

134 Freedonia was the country in Marx Bros Duck Soup.

Margaret Dumont was the original Never Trumper

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taiint at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (usgbK)

135 Perv U
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (GYllL)

Tappa Lotta Bois fraternity

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

136 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (+UKMq)


Fuck that shit. PHYSICALLY castrate them with a butter knife.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (AiZBA)

137 Humbert never thought he was being sexy, That was Quilty, the drama coach.

Humbert was kind of self-loathing and knew full well he was taking advantage.
IMHO

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (1ZwqX)

138 I absolutely can not comment on this thread.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (Dhd77)

139 As always, new rationalization for old perversion.

Not buying the puritanism/Victorian frigidity defense for the same old sinfulness.

Posted by: groovy girl at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (ybC9u)

140 I get the feeling that this guy is Not thinking of 15 or 16 year old girls, or boys, when he's talking. No, not at all.

Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:29 PM (Vr12I)

141 I always got a weird vibe when reading hard sci-fi regarding sex- even as a teenager.

Yeah its either some loveless transaction or something really disgusting and perverted (I'm looking at you, John Varley). I think a lot of Sci FI was written by some really messed up individuals who found an outlet for their bizarre in a constructive way, mostly.

There is a consistent thread of socially awkward or insane in authors, and I say this as an author.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:29 PM (KZzsI)

142 I got a phone call the other day in which a guy with a strong Indian accent told me that my email had been hacked and was being used for child porn but for one low price I could fix it. I told him to get fucked. But maybe Professor Kershnar was the hacker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 06:30 PM (FVME7)

143 Congratulations, professor dude, you just made the FBI's p3do list. They are gonna watch you like a cat at a mousehole 24-7 with a blank warrant on the computer desk.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (W+kMI)


I remember the days I would have automatically agreed with that statement. Good times.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 04, 2022 06:30 PM (tp+tP)

144 Someone needs to search this guy's crawlspaces, and shoot him. But mostly shoot him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2022 06:30 PM (RkC6l)

145 The Conservative Case for Pedophilia Tolerance

"it is a blessing of liberty"

by David French

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taiint at February 04, 2022 06:30 PM (usgbK)

146 138 I absolutely can not comment on this thread.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (Dhd77)

Yeah, I am thinking of jumping off and playing some Dying Light 2. Think my blood pressure is spiking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:30 PM (dNqv+)

147 Millstone
Rope
Pedo

Some assembly required.

Posted by: AstroDB at February 04, 2022 06:30 PM (a48q1)

148 Y'all have heard the phrase "he needed killin" right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (eA1RV)

Killin's too good for this parasite.

Posted by: spypeach at February 04, 2022 06:30 PM (wAxm0)

149 I mean, bonobo monkeys? I set my watch by them.

--------

Out: Gorilla TV.
In Bonobo TV.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (FzCFp)

150 Chemically castrate them all.

-
Hot iron is a chemical.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (FVME7)

151 148 Y'all have heard the phrase "he needed killin" right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (eA1RV)

Killin's too good for this parasite.
Posted by: spypeach at February 04, 2022 06:30 PM (wAxm0)

I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (dNqv+)

152 I absolutely can not comment on this thread.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 06:28 PM (Dhd77)
.......

Sure you can. We're over 100. Got any good recipes or health tips?

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

153 Someone needs a barbed wire wrapped, flaming pineapple colon adjustment. And fast.

Remember, this donkey-f**ker is paid with tax dollars.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (sy5kK)

154 MAPs go on the wall.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (lvxto)

155 Man, this is how you move that overton window.
Teach our youth that Oyo is OK, and they think they are conservative when they settle for thinking todlers are to far, but 4yo is OK.

In a couple generations we end up,...well here.

(Man, i am disgusted just typing this stuff)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (1ZwqX)

156 Pitch Meeting, Twilight Breaking Dawn

Jacob follows Professor Kershner's advice

https://youtu.be/B_CyFASqbxQ?t=153

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (0G13K)

157 150 Chemically castrate them all.

-
Hot iron is a chemical.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (FVME7)

Hot, rusty iron is even more chemicals. Oxide!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM (dNqv+)

158 Death for pedos.

Next problem.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 06:32 PM (mD/uy)

159 No, you don't kill monsters slowly, you kill em quick and kick them off the edge of the pit into hell. Eternity of punishment is more than you can inflict on them and the sooner the better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:32 PM (KZzsI)

160 Wow, they are desperately trying to get ahead of the Maxwell trial, trying to soften the blow, but floating the idea of a one year-old?!?! I can't even understand that.

If he, too, wants to claim that evolution makes a "strong" case for it, I'll point out to it that evolution has already made a stronger case for stoning infant pedos to death.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 06:32 PM (DMQdU)

161 A long time ago, I read an account of a man convicted of raping a young boy. In court, the man smiled at the boy's mother. She pulled out a gun and killed him.

I don't remember the outcome, but I would have done that.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at February 04, 2022 06:32 PM (REJkJ)

162 How did the North American Man-Boy Lincoln Project miss getting this guy on their masthead?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 06:32 PM (yQpMk)

163 In the old West, they used to put a noose around the neck of a condemned criminal and seat him on a horse, then induce the horse gallop away. You could do the same thing with a lawn chair in the back of a pickup truck.

==


In old Europe they would dismember criminals - used horses to tear then apart (quartering). Then body parts would be displayed for public viewing. In SE Asia they would use elephants.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2022 06:32 PM (V13WU)

164 105 completely false. Hey British newspaper had a beef with him and made up that story out of whole cloth.

The newspaper got sued a very large settlement and had to publish an extensive retraction. And given how very difficult it is to sue and win against the media the UK it's quite significant.

Posted by: Stormy Danials at February 04, 2022 06:33 PM (8rzAW)

165 *stab stab stab stab*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (lCui1)

Newsletter?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:33 PM (SH2Zi)

166 Congratulations, professor dude, you just made the FBI's p3do list. They are gonna watch you like a cat at a mousehole 24-7 with a blank warrant on the computer desk.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (W+kMI)

Naw. The FIB is watching the guy that's gonna turn his face to hamburger.

That's how they roll, yo.

Posted by: Golfman at February 04, 2022 06:33 PM (MY64M)

167 rope loops and high trees?

btw, and yt so, but treeson is the art of taking down

The art 'Eastside Tree Works'

Guilty of Treeson

For the same reasons as Tom Brady. Serious, having fun, doing the best.

I used to think this way about my writing of code, absurdly simple as it has always been perl/c...

Posted by: micky at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (3byMq)

168 I absolutely can not comment on this thread.
Posted by: Ben Had

*pats couch*
*hands Ben Had a beer*
help me map out where the various feral hog packs roam. we'll feed them lefty long pig real damned soon.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (IJES/)

169 Old and Busted: Lolita is a story about how to NOT live your life.

New Hotness: That Lolita was really asking for it wasn't she?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (ESjRY)

170
I just found out that "Cthulhu" is racist.

The word Cthulhu, the image of Cthulhu, the stuffed animal, everything "cthullu" is racist.

Why?

Because HP Lovecraft was a "racist!"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (lDvMn)

171 I absolutely can not comment on this thread.
Posted by: Ben Had

My dear Sister - I am certain that you have a few tools used to shoe that we could borrow and employ to greatly reduce the problem described above.

I promise to wipe them off before I return them.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (mD/uy)

172 "Or he's got a laminated card with all the world's ages of consent printed on it. Like world time zones. But with the ages of children you can legally have sex with."

Sure, that's standard issue for all members of the Super Adventure Club, children. We don't have sex with children JUST because it feels really, really good, but we absorb the marlocks from their bodies, granting immortality!

Posted by: Chef, from South Park at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (NCgXW)

173 I believe that bastion of Morality and Integrity known as Whoopi Goldberg defended Polanski by publicly declaring his crime "wasn't RAPE Rape..."

Posted by: TxMarko at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (Y4qEe)

174 Killin's too good for this parasite.
Posted by: spypeach at February 04, 2022 06:30 PM (wAxm0)

I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:31 PM


Flaying?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (RkC6l)

175 I have a question though, does Free Speech allow this guy to get by unscathed? Or does reasonable speech allow him to be hunted through the streets with dogs? And who gets to decide, beside me, I mean?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (yQpMk)

176 A long time ago, I read an account of a man convicted of raping a young boy. In court, the man smiled at the boy's mother. She pulled out a gun and killed him.

*BANGs gavel* Court is adjourned.

Posted by: Judge wth at February 04, 2022 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

177 I absolutely can not comment on this thread.
Posted by: Ben Had
___

Hey Ben Had.

Neither can I.

I feel physically ill just reading this.

Laters.

Posted by: SMH At God's mercy at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (RU4sa)

178 Well we have been saying it was coming. Surprised they didn't go for the animals first though.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (vrz2I)

179 The Twilight Pitch Meeting bit was about right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (dNqv+)

180 He then plays a game of competitive bidding against himself, where the object of the game is to drive down the age of consent of as low as possible, and gets as low as one year old, and decides, the hell with it, he can't even say that involuntary, nonconsensual sex with a one-year-old is necessarily bad.
---------

The case FOR vigilante castration.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

181
So "chthullu" is a "symbol" for white racism.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (lDvMn)

182
Hot, rusty iron is even more chemicals. Oxide!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February

I actually have a knife in my garage I need to clean that has blood from castrating cattle. I offer it up and please don't sharpen it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (QOU0Y)

183 Old and Busted: What you want to do with a consenting adult in your home is not business of the government.

New Hotness: Old enough to count old enough to mou.... Oh, but both of you WILL take this clot shot first.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (ESjRY)

184 In old Europe they would dismember criminals - used horses to tear then apart (quartering). Then body parts would be displayed for public viewing. In SE Asia they would use elephants.
Posted by: runner


In the Middle East, they used camels ... unfortunately to kill free speaking grandmothers and not pedophiliac prophets.

Posted by: Adriane the BBC Critic ... at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (okV1R)

185 Nothing new.

Alfred Kinsey is a hero to these people.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (Rfm/k)

186 wth, how about gutting procedures for feral hogs?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (Dhd77)

187 Hogs are environmentally friendly too!

-
Didja see this?

Wild pigs in California are so out of hand that lawmakers are considering removing all hunting limits and declaring open season on the hogs

-
Rampaging murder hogs would be the least of California's problems, though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (FVME7)

188 I don't remember the outcome, but I would have done that.

Moms... yeah, moms I would not vote to convict. If i were the judge I'd have had an instant hearing on the event and declare her not guilty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (KZzsI)

189 >>how about gutting procedures for feral hogs?


Bleed'em first.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (lvxto)

190
Quick, free college for everyone!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (lDvMn)

191 Someone once asked T.S. Eliot if he could provide an example of something strongly suggestive of civilization's collapse. He thought for a moment, and answered "random murder".

Dude, we've now gone so far beyond that type of event that you can't even see it in the rearview mirror.

Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (njExo)

192 Old and Busted: Why do you conservatives think we liberals are all a bunch of pedos?

New Hotness: LOVE IS LOVE YOU MAP H8TERS!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (ESjRY)

193 I'll wait for David French's deep thoughts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

194
CRT is right. Kill them quick, like a cockroach. No fanfare. They are not human. Don't give them any glory. Burn the carcass.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (1ZwqX)

195 In SE Asia they would use elephants.

Yeah they taught elephants to step on some poor buggers head and pop it like a melon. I felt bad for the elephants who are not killers at heart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:37 PM (KZzsI)

196 186 wth, how about gutting procedures for feral hogs?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022

I love the way you think.

I am just trying to imagine if I told my father my professor spoke like this what the reaction would be?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 06:37 PM (QOU0Y)

197 Wild pigs in California are so out of hand that lawmakers are considering removing all hunting limits and declaring open season on the hogs

-
Rampaging murder hogs would be the least of California's problems, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (FVME7)

What are they gonna cull them with?

Solar panels?

Posted by: Golfman at February 04, 2022 06:37 PM (MY64M)

198 If you want to talk talk, if your going to shoot - shoot

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 04, 2022 06:37 PM (2JoB8)

199 Jailbait: Planned Parenthood is not just for abortions anymore.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2022 06:37 PM (6liew)

200 What is quiet and standing in the background is that this person felt comfortable with discussing this on a widely viewed media for all to see and judge.

Which presumes he feels protected in some way.

And if he has held similar discussions with students and nothing been said then perhaps he has reason to believe so.

We've seen/heard some fairly disgusting things lately so this coming along behind is not that surprising.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 04, 2022 06:37 PM (2O6rz)

201

Declare the hogs to be 3 year old boys and let the collage professors at 'em...

Posted by: Verdant Repose at February 04, 2022 06:37 PM (xMfQG)

202 184 In old Europe they would dismember criminals - used horses to tear then apart (quartering). Then body parts would be displayed for public viewing. In SE Asia they would use elephants.
Posted by: runner

In the Middle East, they used camels ... unfortunately to kill free speaking grandmothers and not pedophiliac prophets.
Posted by: Adriane the BBC Critic ... at February 04, 2022 06:35 PM (okV1R)

I usually consider some of the more lurid methods to be apocryphal but, The Wheel might be something here.

Break limbs. Thread through wagon wheel. Hang wheel on pole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (dNqv+)

203
UNBREADED!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (lDvMn)

204 >>I felt bad for the elephants who are not killers at heart.


I am sure they rewarded it with a peanut.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (lvxto)

205 91 Hail Fredonia!
Posted by: Margaret Dumont at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

Duchy of Grand Fenwick >>> Freedonia

Posted by: Duchess Gloriana XII at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (BgMrQ)

206 I have a question though, does Free Speech allow this guy to get by unscathed?

In heritage America asking about the scope of what the government could do was free speech and pedos were, uh, dealt with.

In Soviet America though, well, they've reversed those two in a progressive manner.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (ESjRY)

207 >>UNBREADED!


Never gonna be not funny.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (lvxto)

208 *stab stab stab stab*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (lCui1)
........

Don't piss off vmom when she's fixing dinner.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

209 Do not offer my god a peanut!

Posted by: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (yQpMk)

210 I saw Rampaging Murder Hogs open for Neil Young at the Agora in ATL. It was the snizz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

211 141 I always got a weird vibe when reading hard sci-fi regarding sex- even as a teenager.

Yeah its either some loveless transaction or something really disgusting and perverted (I'm looking at you, John Varley). I think a lot of Sci FI was written by some really messed up individuals who found an outlet for their bizarre in a constructive way, mostly.
====
Early 20th century SF was written by tech nerds for tech nerds, mostly, and so sex wasn't part of the formula. Plus, due to public readership, usually magazines sold at stores or newsstands, they couldn't get too crazy, or the magazines would be impounded for the sake of the children. (For real, not as a political talking point.) The New Wave of Science Fiction that started in the Sixties and ran into the Eighties featured social engineering and societal evolution as themes. It being that time in our history, sex and drugs (if not rock & roll) got put into it. Some of it was good, some of it not so much, some of it got in the way of the effin' story. In the case of John Brunner, it sometimes was the story.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (W+kMI)

212 This Pedophile has been grooming his students for years into thinking that this behavior is normal.

No wonder society is so messed up.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 06:39 PM (NpAcC)

213 >>In the Middle East, they used camel

oil.


Boiling camel oil.

At least, according to Bugs Bunny.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:39 PM (lvxto)

214 If you want to talk talk, if your going to shoot - shoot

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 04, 2022 06:37 PM (2JoB

Pedo prof: If you want to rape, don't go so far as to rape-rape.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:39 PM (SH2Zi)

215 There is *looks around* paucity of elephants since shriners left town, so it has to be horses.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2022 06:39 PM (V13WU)

216 In heritage America asking about the scope of what the government could do was free speech and pedos were, uh, dealt with.

In Soviet America though, well, they've reversed those two in a progressive manner.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM (ESjRY)

In old school america, this guy would have gotten randomly beaten up by other professors and his unconscious body left on some train tracks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:39 PM (dNqv+)

217 There is *looks around* paucity of elephants since shriners left town, so it has to be horses.
Posted by: runner at February 04, 2022 06:39 PM (V13WU)



It could be Low Riders.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

218 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (+UKMq)

Drop the "chemically", it's reversible...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 06:40 PM (BgMrQ)

219
Betcha analyzing this guy's computer would be quite illuminating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 06:40 PM (/U27+)

220 You know, my mind sometimes goes down some strange and terrible rabbit holes. I mean, really bizarre, "let me off this ride now" type of crap.

But even my mind has places it has never gone, such as what this professor is proposing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 04, 2022 06:40 PM (5pTK/)

221 73 Maybe I was naive during my college days in the 1970's, but I never encountered this level of depravity.
Posted by: Archer at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (gmo/4)

It was there, but rather well hidden.

I had a prof that opening mocked those of us who weren't 'with it." Sociology prof, oddly enough.

Posted by: Flyover at February 04, 2022 06:40 PM (Rbu5d)

222
Speaking of wacky perverts in "academia"...

did you hear about the UCLA "professor" (instructor, lecturer?) who released his 800 page Manifesto and uploaded the 200 video-rants (he was saving) to Youtube in a single day?

The "n-word" is repeated about 3,000 times. And the "k-word." And every other word the Leftists say but we can't.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (lDvMn)

223 Give me the teacher's address. I must sex that house.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (ewBGW)

224 Jane, if you missed it, wish my nephew a Happy Birthday and please get to feeling better.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (Dhd77)

225 Betcha analyzing this guy's computer would be quite illuminating.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 06:40 PM (/U27+)



Indeed. It's virtual a confession, isn't it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

226

Well, if the 1 year old is Jewish, it's a White problem...

Posted by: Whoopie Goldbrick at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (xMfQG)

227 Congratulations, professor dude, you just made the FBI's p3do list. They are gonna watch you like a cat at a mousehole 24-7 with a blank warrant on the computer desk.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (W+kMI)

Heh. Given the FBI's recent track record, they will hire the puke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (P3gRi)

228 >>Betcha analyzing this guy's computer would be quite illuminating.


So would hitting it with a blacklight.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (lvxto)

229 Wild pigs in California are so out of hand that lawmakers are considering removing all hunting limits and declaring open season on the hogs
......

BANG. Oops, thought that was a pig in a sombrero.
BANG. Oops...
BANG. Oops...

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

230
At least he's not a Catholic priest.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (/U27+)

231 I swear...you can look at these guys in a photo and instantly know. They have that certain look that seems to accommodate every one of them.

It's an Adam Schiff type look.

Uncanny.

Posted by: Orson at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (UdDZ2)

232
Garrett knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (lDvMn)

233 >>>I always got a weird vibe when reading hard sci-fi regarding sex- even as a teenager.

Yeah its either some loveless transaction or something really disgusting and perverted (I'm looking at you, John Varley). I think a lot of Sci FI was written by some really messed up individuals who found an outlet for their bizarre in a constructive way, mostly.

...

so, I think it's simple: They're writing speculative fiction. They're supposed to be saying "here is what the world will look like as society and humans evolve."

I think they think that if they just show people having conventional sex or being conventionally in love, that's like showing people just driving a car or just having a normal job -- they're not doing their jobs as speculative fiction writers. They're not probing/pushing/guessing about what could be.

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (0G13K)

234 >>The "n-word" is repeated about 3,000 times.


10,300+.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (lvxto)

235 Sounds based to me.

Posted by: Nick the ghey twink spick, leader of Groypers 2.0 at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (VYxP2)

236 Duchy of Grand Fenwick >>> Freedonia

Posted by: Duchess Gloriana XII at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM


Peruvia >>> Duchy of Grand Fenwick >>> Freedonia

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (RkC6l)

237 Betcha analyzing this guy's computer would be quite illuminating.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 06:40 PM (/U27+)

Not as illuminating as Hunter's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

238 plus also some weirdoes

plus also some commercially usefulness in crossing over with the sleazy sex paperback market a bit

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 06:42 PM (0G13K)

239 Congratulations, professor dude, you just made the FBI's p3do list. They are gonna watch you like a cat at a mousehole 24-7 with a blank warrant on the computer desk.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (W+kMI)

Naw. The FIB is watching the guy that's gonna turn his face to hamburger.

That's how they roll, yo.
Posted by: Golfman at February 04, 2022 06:33 PM (MY64M)
*********
Biden voters get a free pass. He should have been busted a long time ago.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 06:42 PM (NpAcC)

240 236 Duchy of Grand Fenwick >>> Freedonia

Posted by: Duchess Gloriana XII at February 04, 2022 06:38 PM

Peruvia >>> Duchy of Grand Fenwick >>> Freedonia

I directed that play!!!

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at February 04, 2022 06:42 PM (REJkJ)

241 I had an anthropology professor who was poking the coeds. That was about the worst of it that I was award of.

That seems so quaint now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

242
Creepy Porn Shyster Avenatti found GUILTY. Possible 22 years in prison. Doubt he serves it. Unless they send him to Epstein's cell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 04, 2022 06:43 PM (s2VJv)

243 >>>Wild pigs in California are so out of hand that lawmakers are considering removing all hunting limits and declaring open season on the hogs


Leave Whoopi alone!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:43 PM (SH2Zi)

244 10 *stab stab stab stab*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (lCui1)

"The jury finds the defendant, vmom, NOT GUILTY of all charges."

Posted by: the Jury at February 04, 2022 06:43 PM (sy5kK)

245 >> I had an anthropology professor who was poking the coeds.


Not once have a met a male prof who hadn't banged some of his students.

Not. Once.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:43 PM (lvxto)

246 It's not rape if you're a middle eastern immigrant experiencing a sexual emergency.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 06:43 PM (II3Gr)

247

Bet this guy owns a Maltese and buys a lot of peanut butter...

Posted by: Do the Freddy at February 04, 2022 06:43 PM (xMfQG)

248 I may be wrong but I recall being told that the way pigs are castrated is a rubber band is placed around the sac above the testicles and the lack of blood flow kills them and they fall off. Or no?

Posted by: jakee308 at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (2O6rz)

249
Buncha anti-intellectuals around here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (/U27+)

250 I think they think that if they just show people having conventional sex or being conventionally in love, that's like showing people just driving a car or just having a normal job -- they're not doing their jobs as speculative fiction writers. They're not probing/pushing/guessing about what could be.

Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (0G13K)

I think you and they miss a vital point. Some human interaction is not about reason. It is raw passion. The blood singing in your ears.

It reminds me of TP on the WD Sex ONT. You have to be a plant. No one who has experienced sex talks about it that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (dNqv+)

251 170
I just found out that "Cthulhu" is racist.
The word Cthulhu, the image of Cthulhu, the stuffed animal, everything "cthullu" is racist.
Why?
Because HP Lovecraft was a "racist!"
=======
Cthulhu himself isn't racist. A protagonist's cat's name is racist, therefore it's all suspect. And Deep Ones are racist, because fish-men from the deep are really black and brown people in disguise. You know, like orcs. You know what Lovecraft was saying in "The Shadow Over Innsmouth"? It wasn't "don't have sex with different humans", it was "DON'T HAVE SEX WITH FISH MEN FROM THE DEEP!!"

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (W+kMI)

252 Those pitch meetings are so funny. "money, money, money..."

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (ELgVT)

253
Wild pigs in California are so out of hand that lawmakers are considering removing all hunting limits and declaring open season on the hogs

-
Rampaging murder hogs would be the least of California's problems, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (FVME7)

Some of my friends just went to Texas to hunt pigs from a helicopter. They must not let us do that here or there are a lot more hogs in Texas.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 06:45 PM (QOU0Y)

254
10,300+.

Posted by: garrett


longest rap song ever

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:45 PM (lDvMn)

255 plus also some commercially usefulness in crossing over with the sleazy sex paperback market a bit
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 06:42 PM (0G13K)


*sends autographed copy of my latest Salena Montgomery bodice ripper to Ace*

---- Stacey Abrams

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

256 I may be wrong but I recall being told that the way pigs are castrated is a rubber band is placed around the sac above the testicles and the lack of blood flow kills them and they fall off. Or no?
Posted by: jakee308 at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (2O6rz)


Cows maybe, not shoats. You cut them open and pull the testes out by hand.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

257 The only answer for such perversions is stop by any means.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 04, 2022 06:45 PM (ewBGW)

258 Humbert presented himself as sauve to deceive others and was concerned an American tween would see thru it. He was considered handsome. Quilty was a hound. It is a very sad book, but, salacious?

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at February 04, 2022 06:45 PM (b+v9B)

259 Lotta weird sex in sci-fi.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2022 06:45 PM (V13WU)

260 It's not rape if you're a middle eastern immigrant experiencing a sexual emergency.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 06:43 PM (II3Gr)

Oh yeah?

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (lqNK8)

261 We are seriously entering, "Bring back the old ways" territory.

One knows there are people who have long thought this way, but, dared not say anything, because consequences would have been swiftly applied.

These days, obviously, not much fear any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (5pTK/)

262 Lovecraft had the views on race common in his time.

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (CYnTg)

263 234 >>The "n-word" is repeated about 3,000 times.


10,300+.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (lvxto)

No that was the footage from the Towson U debate tournament with those two black girls.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (II3Gr)

264 Kamala says: ... resist we much... oh and time is time which is everyday's time and the time therein.

Bronx cheer!!!!
You're doin' great...

Posted by: micky at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (3byMq)

265 I have suffered more personal attacks than any other regular. I have been sock-puppeted in violation of tradition and stated policy. Usually by some Jesusland RethugliKKKan troll who can't spell. I have suffered, dammit, suffered for my online activism on behalf of a progressive future for the World under the rule of correct Enlightened persons.

None of you understand. But this is my quest, my task to bring knowledge to this den of Deplorables, the knowledge that the world will have social and economic justice, or we will have railroad cars and camps. Things have come too far to be stopped by people delusional enough to think they own their own lives.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

266 248 I may be wrong but I recall being told that the way pigs are castrated is a rubber band is placed around the sac above the testicles and the lack of blood flow kills them and they fall off. Or no?
Posted by: jakee308 at February 04, 2

I thought they cut them out? I know a guy that castrates sheep with his teeth, it's faster and easier.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (QOU0Y)

267 jakee308, hogs, sheep, calves and rams all done with an elastrator.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (Dhd77)

268 I just found out that "Cthulhu" is racist.

***
No way! His tentacles are practically dreads!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:47 PM (lCui1)

269
I may be wrong but I recall being told that the way pigs are castrated is a rubber band is placed around the sac above the testicles and the lack of blood flow kills them and they fall off. Or no?
Posted by: jakee308 at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (2O6rz)

__________

Mike Rowe had a funny routine about castrating lambs. After the old whack-snip method the lambs were gamboling about in a few minutes. With the "humane" rubber bands they were miserable for days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 06:47 PM (/U27+)

270 I think you and they miss a vital point. Some human interaction is not about reason. It is raw passion. The blood singing in your ears.

It reminds me of TP on the WD Sex ONT. You have to be a plant. No one who has experienced sex talks about it that way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (dNqv+)
---
There was a time when I would have given these people the benefit of the doubt. No more.

We know that a bunch of them were pervs and abusers. It showed in their writing, which we wrote off as "creative" but it was really their way to brag about their exploits.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 06:47 PM (llXky)

271 It reminds me of TP on the WD Sex ONT....
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (dNqv+)

Oddly enough, I understood that...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 06:47 PM (BgMrQ)

272 >>longest rap song ever


That stream (first night of UNBREADED) was one of the funniest things I have ever watched.

When nick sees the guy for the first time...priceless.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:47 PM (lvxto)

273 I can't remember what base this was on, but a couple of Marines stopped an Afghan "refugee" from raping a three year old. The Afghan was puzzled. "It's in our culture."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

274 I guess I missed a step. They don't leave the rubber band in place it's used to gather the testicles together so they can be easily slid out after cutting the sac and cutting the testicles off.

It sounded too good to be true as a pedo operation but no one would treat their pigs like that.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 04, 2022 06:48 PM (2O6rz)

275 9mm lead poisoning?
Hanging?
not NEAR painful enough!!
Use your imagination Folks!

Posted by: Katfish at February 04, 2022 06:48 PM (WQKoE)

276 Just regular man woman PV stuff is boring and old and who wants to do that no fun stuff that goes along with it anyway?

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 06:48 PM (vrz2I)

277 rubber band is placed around the sac above the testicles and the lack of blood flow kills them and they fall off. Or no?
Posted by: jakee308


That's how you do it with sheep.( You also use "banding" to dock their tails.) Pigs aren't built like that, though

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 06:48 PM (AytXr)

278 I missed something with the "unbreaded" apparently.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 06:48 PM (II3Gr)

279 2 deaths linked to listeria in Dole Salad Express

Veggies will kill ya

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:48 PM (lCui1)

280 Buncha anti-intellectuals around here.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 06:44 PM (/U27+)
........

I am not against insect shows on TV.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

281 Dump those salty tears Mary. Brattleboro, VT has nearly everything that neither Springfield nor Bellow Falls has.

Your personal tears. Get wail soon, eh? HONK!

Posted by: micky at February 04, 2022 06:49 PM (3byMq)

282 Wild pigs in California are so out of hand that lawmakers are considering removing all hunting limits and declaring open season on the hogs


They should, those things are a menace. They hurt the deer population in many ways. A Mtn lion kills a deer, eats a little bit, as soon as he leaves the pigs eat the rest and the lion has to kill another deer instead of eating it for several days. They eat all the acorns that the deer need in the fall when it's hot and nothing is growing. They are tough sobs and can live almost anywhere

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 06:49 PM (M+Lyo)

283 >>I missed something with the "unbreaded" apparently.


Rekieta Law night stream from Tuesday, maybe? UCLA Prof Manifesto.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (lvxto)

284 CaliGirl, this is common practice with Basque shepards.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (Dhd77)

285
Said professor needs to be aggressively coerced out of academia. An honor gauntlet should be assembled to see him on his merry way.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (pNxlR)

286 278 I missed something with the "unbreaded" apparently.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 06:48 PM (II3Gr)

Rekeita stream where he was reading the UCLA crazy prof's manifesto and watching some of his videos uploaded to youtube. Evidently the channel got nuked. He uploaded like a couple hundred videos on the same day. All N word filled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (dNqv+)

287

No that was the footage from the Towson U debate tournament with those two black girls.
Posted by: Insomniac


Whoa.
Did I forget about that?
Did Ace cover it (in 2014)?

I just watched a video of the fake debate. Wow.
Since when do debates allow computers and notes and books??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (lDvMn)

288 Rekieta Law night stream from Tuesday, maybe? UCLA Prof Manifesto.
Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (lvxto)

OK, thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (II3Gr)

289 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (+UKMq)

Like dissolving their nutsack in fuming nitric acid?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (P3gRi)

290 Hi Mary! You are completely right. It's a travesty how you have been treated here.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (vrz2I)

291 Yeah, I stopped using the bands on goats. Used a burdizzo which crushes the cords. Effective and they are right back to be crazy goats.

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (YynYJ)

292 41 BLAM BLAM BLAM

ok, who has a front end loader?
----
Remember "Have backhoe; Will travel"?
Yeah that guy.

Posted by: Ciampino at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (qfLjt)

293 Rekeita stream where he was reading the UCLA crazy prof's manifesto and watching some of his videos uploaded to youtube. Evidently the channel got nuked. He uploaded like a couple hundred videos on the same day. All N word filled.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (dNqv+)

Jeebus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (II3Gr)

294 Hang this guy just high enough that he can catch some air, only at the very top of going all tippy-toe to the max extension.

Then stretch a bungee cord from his balls and nail it to the floor. Adjust tensions as necessary for maximizing the agonizing passage of time.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (QzJWU)

295 279 2 deaths linked to listeria in Dole Salad Express

Veggies will kill ya
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:48 PM (lCui1)

Not washing veggies is a bad idea. Cooking the bastards is a good idea too. Meningitis (iirc?) is no fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (dNqv+)

296 102 It's been...interesting to watch their overt, highly orchestrated and coordinated campaign to normalize child rape--pushes for lower age of consent legislation, the Minor Attracted Person (MAP) rebranding campaign, the appeals to authority with obviously 'minor-attracted' professors, the news articles, the television shows featuring sexualized children...

Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser at February 04, 2022 06:25 PM (+UKMq)

A rusty knife is cheaper and faster.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

297 Wow


Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
JUST IN - GoFundMe has deleted Canada's Freedom Convoy fundraiser for violating its terms, stating the "peaceful demonstration has become an occupation" now. $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)

298 Even when I have bought bagged salad I thoroughly washed it before eating it

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (CYnTg)

299 I thought they cut them out? I know a guy that castrates sheep with his teeth, it's faster and easier.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (QOU0Y)


naaaaa, naaaaaa !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (M+Lyo)

300 A bit of data that seems to suggest 120K extra deaths not attributable to Covid, unnatural deaths (murders, suicides), or the big 10 normal causes of death (heart disease, cancer, etc).

https://bit.ly/3roiOwN

Could it be the clot shot?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (VCz/u)

301 It reminds me of TP on the WD Sex ONT. You have to be a plant. No one who has experienced sex talks about it that way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


WHAT!!!

Oh wait - I remember 'her' now.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (mD/uy)

302 We are seriously entering, "Bring back the old ways" territory.

One knows there are people who have long thought this way, but, dared not say anything, because consequences would have been swiftly applied.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (5pTK/)
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Yes. The great failure of classical liberalism was its assumption that "the marketplace of ideas" would retain some sort of moral grounding. It did for a while, but now that's lost, so now it's all a question of "my values" and "my needs," which is how people feel they can talk about this with impunity.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (llXky)

303 227 Heh. Given the FBI's recent track record, they will hire the puke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (P3gRi)


Sure, if they can outbid CNN.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (PQ4Fz)

304 Like dissolving their nutsack in fuming nitric acid?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (P3gRi)
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And if a bit gets splashed on the body, oopsie!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (5pTK/)

305 $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)

Not returned to donors?
That's blatant theft

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (lCui1)

306 Hang this guy just high enough that he can catch some air, only at the very top of going all tippy-toe to the max extension.

Then stretch a bungee cord from his balls and nail it to the floor. Adjust tensions as necessary for maximizing the agonizing passage of time.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


This is strangely well thought-out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

307 This professor has got the Gary Glitter relationship award all sewn up.

Posted by: InCali at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (jZOLv)

308 262 Lovecraft had the views on race common in his time. Which he learned at home and at school, like his peers. But the literary posers who denounce him for racism willingly overlook his uneven application of it in both his writing and his personal life. He liked Tales of the Arabian Nights as a boy and married a Jewish woman. And his views on race mellowed as his writing improved and his stories became more "dark sf" rather than "occult horror/weird". Compared to the Elder Things, Great Race of Yith, and Mi-Go, the Slavic, Italian, and Black families living on the poor side of town didn't seem so strange or foreboding.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (W+kMI)

309 And oh btw Biden dropped the sanctions against Iran's nuclear program

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (CYnTg)

310 305 $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)

Not returned to donors?
That's blatant theft
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (lCui1)

And? It will probably be sent to commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:53 PM (dNqv+)

311 >>JUST IN - GoFundMe has deleted Canada's Freedom Convoy fundraiser for violating its terms, stating the "peaceful demonstration has become an occupation" now. $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."


GoFundMe will have to return those donations. They can't reassign them to other causes.

That is theft. They would also be liable for paying taxes on it, if they tried to re-direct it.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 06:53 PM (lvxto)

312 284 CaliGirl, this is common practice with Basque shepards.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 06:50 PM (Dhd77)

The guy I know is from the San Joaquin Valley. His family has been here farming since the 1840s. He's kind of nuts.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 06:53 PM (QOU0Y)

313 And? It will probably be sent to commies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yup.
Probably BLM

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:53 PM (lCui1)

314 >>> 297 Wow
Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
JUST IN - GoFundMe has deleted Canada's Freedom Convoy fundraiser for violating its terms, stating the "peaceful demonstration has become an occupation" now. $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)

If we still enforced actual laws, these asshoes might be prosecuted for fraud and such.

If.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 06:53 PM (llON8)

315 Tell me, does it tickle?

Posted by: Tickled Stink at February 04, 2022 06:53 PM (vrz2I)

316 I'm still leaning towards a good stabbing thanks to vmom's inspirational words. However, I'm thinking a good rain poncho might be necessary.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

317 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser


Chemically? "Hammerly". Just to be sure.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 06:54 PM (vOGqy)

318 who owns GoFundMe?

*stab*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:54 PM (lCui1)

319 So, children are especially consenting when you've given them a few rufies, right? They just need to get into the right mood. And there's nothing wrong with that.

You know, I bet he'd change his mind and see the light if any one of us could just "explain" it to him, given say, 60 seconds in a small room with a tire iron.

They're going hell bent for leather, aren't they? It's like, they want everything, right now. They saw their lives flash before their eyes with Trump, and are scared to death of what might have been. So, they're trying to deal the final blow when it comes to all things. It keeps us on our toes - hard to decide who to set on fire first.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 06:54 PM (wAnMi)

320 This is strangely well thought-out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (ptqGC)


9.5 for creativity.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at February 04, 2022 06:54 PM (lqNK8)

321 TP came off as an agoraphobic obese virgin girl coomer.

Posted by: face the corner and tape the legs to the wall at February 04, 2022 06:54 PM (VYxP2)

322
naaaaa, naaaaaa !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (M+Lyo)

I think he makes a cut with a knife and pulls them out with his teeth? I try to not listen but he enjoys freaking me out.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 06:55 PM (QOU0Y)

323 If we still enforced actual laws, these asshoes might be prosecuted for fraud and such.

If.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 06:53 PM (llON

Well, they are essentially a left wing money laundering site anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:55 PM (dNqv+)

324 Totally non violent protest an " occupation". They had no problem raising money for the guy who plowed into the Christmas parade. Scumbags

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:55 PM (CYnTg)

325 Yep, nothing says "love is in the air" quite like Barry White, ruffies and a 2 year-old.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 04, 2022 06:55 PM (5pTK/)

326 Romans 1:18-32

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 04, 2022 06:55 PM (sAmhv)

327 $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)



WTF? Stopping the donations was expected, but this sounds like theft. Why not just reverse the transactions? They can refund with the push of a button.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

328
I can't remember what base this was on, but a couple of Marines stopped an Afghan "refugee" from raping a three year old. The Afghan was puzzled. "It's in our culture."
Posted by: Jane D'oh


It's a real poser why the Taliban painted over all those celebratory ghey pride / tranny love wall murals, isn't it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 06:56 PM (pNxlR)

329 JUST IN - GoFundMe has deleted Canada's Freedom Convoy fundraiser for violating its terms, stating the "peaceful demonstration has become an occupation" now. $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor

True bastids, thieves, grifters.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 06:56 PM (mD/uy)

330 We have to stop using services that are our avowed enemies. Youtube, Gofundme etc etc etc

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:56 PM (CYnTg)

331 GoFundMe deleted the Trucker fund from their website.

https://bit.ly/3us9Q3u

Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2022 06:56 PM (VCz/u)

332 And oh btw Biden dropped the sanctions against Iran's nuclear program
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (CYnTg)
.........

We should plan to hijack the cash plane this time.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

333 324 Totally non violent protest an " occupation". They had no problem raising money for the guy who plowed into the Christmas parade. Scumbags
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 06:55 PM (CYnTg)

Or burned down towns and cities, or racist pedophiles, or wife beaters or communist revolutionaries.

I just keep repeating myself there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:57 PM (dNqv+)

334 As the father of two daughters under 6, let this creepy fag show up anywhere near them.

Hope his [types, deletes....types, deletes] affairs are in order.

Posted by: ballistic at February 04, 2022 06:57 PM (oXNqT)

335 Tell me, does it tickle?
Posted by: Tickled Stink at February 04, 2022 06:53 PM (vrz2I)


What an annoying dipshit that chick was.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 04, 2022 06:57 PM (lqNK8)

336 bit of data that seems to suggest 120K extra deaths

I just wish the Ethical Skeptic weren't above my head, but he is.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 06:57 PM (pbStR)

337 My favorite tickled pink story was the boyfriend crying before during and after sex. Totally normal, babe

Posted by: NCKate at February 04, 2022 06:57 PM (z5Nun)

338 I would think they'd be more concerned about the rabbit population.

In some areas out east of Los Angeles there are literally millions of them as there are small hills dotted across the land which are too much trouble to level so they can be planted and they provide excellent cover for the rabbits and all they have to do to eat is come down off the hills and get what they want. This of course was many many years ago so maybe they've done something about it.

but I remember being amazed at seeing the hordes of rabbits coming down into the fields like the ground was alive. I'm surprised the farmer had any crop to take in afterwards.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 04, 2022 06:57 PM (2O6rz)

339 They need helicopter rides over very large and deep bodies of water. They're evil. And we won't tolerate it.

Posted by: Xavier Basora at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (G4Jrl)

340 I often think that Tickled Pink was a return of Uncle Palp. Someone that likes to spin a really weird yarn and see who falls for it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (2NHgQ)

341 I knew a guy who had raped his own two year old daughter. He looked less creepy than this guy.

The cops need to check his basement.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (BJKQV)

342 I figured TP was a guy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

343
How many times does gofuckme have to fuck people over before people stop using them??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (lDvMn)

344 Okay. He's buried. Now get in your Eldorado and drive.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (ewBGW)

345 JUST IN - GoFundMe has deleted Canada's Freedom Convoy fundraiser for violating its terms, stating the "peaceful demonstration has become an occupation" now. $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)
If we still enforced actual laws, these asshoes might be prosecuted for fraud and such.
If.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 06:53 PM (llON


Thing is, we saw this one coming over a week ago. There was no way in hell they'd let this stand. And no doubt they waited as long as they did to inflict as much damage as possible. And they'll probably have a "5-10 business days" return. They should have gone to GiveSendGo, of course hindsight being 20/20. Hopefully this will be a learning moment and these bastards get sued. I need to check to see if somebody set up a GiveSendGo and throw a few bucks their way.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (wAnMi)

346 On the other hand, that cousin's barber's rabbi was right about the Pope.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

347 340 I often think that Tickled Pink was a return of Uncle Palp. Someone that likes to spin a really weird yarn and see who falls for it.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (2NHgQ)

Palp and TP were contemporaries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:59 PM (dNqv+)

348 The Afghan was puzzled. "It's in our culture."

I respect that. Steel-toed boots are in our culture.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 06:59 PM (pbStR)

349 Romans 1:18-32

Posted by: Puddleglum

Yep - Key verse, the last:

They are well aware of God's ordinance: that those who behave like this deserve to die -- yet they not only do it, but even applaud others who do the same.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 06:59 PM (mD/uy)

350 >>> 197 Wild pigs in California are so out of hand that lawmakers are considering removing all hunting limits and declaring open season on the hogs

-
Rampaging murder hogs would be the least of California's problems, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 06:36 PM (FVME7)

What are they gonna cull them with?

Solar panels?
Posted by: Golfman at February 04, 2022 06:37 PM (MY64M)

Duh, we'll send social workers to de-escalate the hogs' destruction of farmland!

Posted by: California State Gov at February 04, 2022 06:59 PM (llON8)

351 Steevy -Barky will be so proud of him, it was probably on Barky's order anyway.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 04, 2022 06:59 PM (2JoB8)

352 Twilight always had a ton of disturbing age appropriate issues. The protagonist was a freshman in high school 13-14 years old that had a 100+ year old man fall in love with and try to seduce her. The vampire girls in the audience who lusted after the vampire were in their 30s and 40s but the guy was supposed to be a high school boy. It was all nasty and twisted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

353 82
In the old West, they used to put a noose around the neck of a condemned criminal and seat him on a horse, then induce the horse gallop away. You could do the same thing with a lawn chair in the back of a pickup truck.
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Use a Yugo. It may need pushing thus prolonging the anxiety.

Posted by: Ciampino at February 04, 2022 07:00 PM (qfLjt)

354 JUST IN - GoFundMe has deleted Canada's Freedom Convoy fundraiser for violating its terms, stating the "peaceful demonstration has become an occupation" now. $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)

Fraud. Wire fraud. Conversion. Theft. Motherfuckers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 07:00 PM (II3Gr)

355 I don't think TP was a woman. I think it was some weird guy doing trolling games. Maybe they thought they had transgendered.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 07:00 PM (BZj8I)

356

Mr. Professor, your agonizer please.

And drop your pants...

Posted by: Bearded Spock at February 04, 2022 07:00 PM (xMfQG)

357 None of these "charity" contribution sites can ever be trusted. Hasn't the 10 bajillion other times these outfits have stolen donations from non-leftists been enough to keep anyone from donating? This was there plan all along. They are sitting there all laughing at you because you were suckered again. They hate you and want you to suffer.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 07:00 PM (l6b3d)

358 302
Yes. The great failure of classical liberalism was its assumption that "the marketplace of ideas" would retain some sort of moral grounding. It did for a while, but now that's lost, so now it's all a question of "my values" and "my needs," which is how people feel they can talk about this with impunity.
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Classical liberalism though didn't throw out the moralistic baby with the bath water. Its proponents knew that liberal thoughts and ideas had to have a common, easily identified connection to Natural Law in order to be accepted. It was the Marxists who became the supporters of detaching the moral basis of Law and Behavior in order to corrupt and corrode the existing systems, so that the One True Religion, errr, I mean Socio-Economic-Political Theory, could succeed and replace everything. But the Party would demand ultimate love for itself, or there would be punishment.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 07:00 PM (W+kMI)

359
Sad to see Kerwin Danley retired as an MLB umpire. A good one but took too many shots to the noggin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 07:01 PM (/U27+)

360 $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."

I mean, putting aside the "we're okay with and funded Occupy" why isn't this money being sent back to the idiots who thought GoFundMe was anything but a leftist fundraiser??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 07:01 PM (KZzsI)

361 $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)


People who donated didn't want it going to "credible" charities.. No Doubt commie groups

Posted by: It's me donna at February 04, 2022 07:01 PM (pZNr0)

362 354 I somehow don't think our DOJ or Canadas will be on this....

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 07:01 PM (CYnTg)

363 How many times does gofuckme have to fuck people over before people stop using them??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (lDvMn)


Still too many normies think everybody is fair and above board. Twatter/gab/gettr was lit with people asking why they used them - I have no idea who set it up. I'd almost think they were in on it. This has got to do some damage as who knows how long these funds will remain tied up. And how many people on receiving the returns will donate again?

I hope a high powered law firm goes after their asses. Actually, I hope a bunch of guys in ski masks and tire irons goes after their asses - but I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 07:01 PM (wAnMi)

364 Aetius. May have been but I have 2 different hashes. One on my phone and one on my iPad. Who would know they are the same person.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 04, 2022 07:01 PM (2NHgQ)

365 GoFundMe should be sued and nobody who is a moderate or conservative should ever use it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 07:02 PM (BZj8I)

366 TP was real. She had a boyfriend. From France or some shit. Maybe it was greek . She seemed to be into that.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 07:02 PM (vrz2I)

367 He's kind of nuts.
Posted by: CaliGirl

"kind of nuts"?
YOU are TOO kind!

Posted by: AZ Deplorable moron at February 04, 2022 07:02 PM (Kc6mp)

368 Anybody against the government no longer has protection of the law

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 07:02 PM (CYnTg)

369 FTSB - If you're confused about the use of "jive turkey," a commenter used it earlier, and I liked his use of it, and thought maybe the term was owed a comeback. It's got some years on it now, got some gray at the temples, got some weathering -- it's like Carl Weathers in Rocky III.



I snorted out loud at the comparison.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

370 $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)

Fraud. Wire fraud. Conversion. Theft. Motherfuckers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 07:00 PM (II3Gr)


I honestly don't see how they can pull this shit. Return to the senders, sure. But that's worse than bait and switch - there's fucking laws.

You send your money for some 3 year old to get cancer treatment, and they decide that they'll send your money to a convicted pedophile for a sex change. No difference. Who died and made them God?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 07:03 PM (wAnMi)

371 Is anyone truly surprised that college profs are, well of the same mindset as Epstein (who did not kill himself) and his elite guests?

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 04, 2022 07:04 PM (T/vhV)

372 327 $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)

WTF? Stopping the donations was expected, but this sounds like theft. Why not just reverse the transactions? They can refund with the push of a button.
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It's all spite and agitprop, nothing more. Not the first time GoFundMe has screwed over a known conservative cause.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 07:04 PM (W+kMI)

373 317 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser

Chemically? "Hammerly". Just to be sure.
Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 06:54 PM (vOGqy)


Tin snips. Don't count if there's no blood. And, they's cut. but not "surgically".

Go to the flea market and get some old rusty ones.

Nullo. Then provide immediate aid - slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 07:04 PM (8C7+r)

374
Duh, we'll send social workers to de-escalate the hogs' destruction of farmland!
Posted by: California State Gov at February 04, 2022 06:59 PM (llON

California is stupid but we can shoot hogs, I can shoot a fawn if it harms my crops. I think the only thing I can't shoot is a bird of prey. I'm not positive about mountain lions. I think I can still get a depredation permit for them, you just have to call fish and game and turn over the tag and the body.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 07:04 PM (QOU0Y)

375 I think Give, Send, Go might be ok.






Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 07:04 PM (d37DA)

376 They need helicopter rides over very large and deep bodies of water.
........

or shallow rocks or volcanos or the Sahara

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

377 Fraud. Wire fraud. Conversion. Theft. Motherfuckers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker

Bio or step mothers?

Posted by: TP at February 04, 2022 07:04 PM (VYxP2)

378 Excuse me, I just need to go use the vometorium.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 04, 2022 07:05 PM (Vf4Y7)

379 I somehow don't think our DOJ or Canadas will be on this

I mean, it screams wire fraud to me but yeah no chance the DOJ lifts a finger here. Its just yet another leftist fundraiser moving money from suckers to the pockets of lefty organizations and politicians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

380
Ace: "I don't mean to get ahead of the evidence here, but based on the evidence I've seen so far, this man appears to be a jive turkey."

lol

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:05 PM (lDvMn)

381 343 How many times does gofuckme have to fuck people over before people stop using them??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 06:58 PM (lDvMn)


Probably about the same number of times that PayPal has to fuck people over before people notice. Which is quite a large number, given by the impressive regularity of "PP locked me out of my small-business account for months with no discernable reason other than doing it for the lulz" complaints that they generate.

Posted by: CppThis at February 04, 2022 07:05 PM (UewuT)

382 GoFundMe should be sued and nobody who is a moderate or conservative should ever use it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 07:02 PM (BZj8I)


And after they've tied the funds up for a few months, and decide to be gracious and return the money - we'll consider this a win? No, they've won no matter what.

People need to be hurt. And I mean that in the most loving way possible.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 07:05 PM (wAnMi)

383 103 You know, in this case, I say let the bodies hang. We will see which runs out first: lampposts on freeways or pedophiles.
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Can we use the new (to be installed) speed cameras as a hanging knob for the rope? Can we, can we!?

Posted by: Ciampino at February 04, 2022 07:05 PM (qfLjt)

384 JUST IN - GoFundMe has deleted Canada's Freedom Convoy fundraiser for violating its terms, stating the "peaceful demonstration has become an occupation" now. $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:51 PM (BJKQV)
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I thought they had to return the money if they shot down the GFM.
This is theft on a massive scale.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

385 JUST IN - GoFundMe has deleted Canada's Freedom Convoy fundraiser for violating its terms, stating the "peaceful demonstration has become an occupation" now. $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."

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Need a class-action lawsuit. Wifey had a great idea: dispute my credit card charge. Mother F*ckers!

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 07:07 PM (743lG)

386 I will gladly send Prof. Kershnar an invitation to dinner. He is welcome to come to my table.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 07:07 PM (Dhd77)

387 I'm pretty sure they will have to give it back but you could dispute the charge on your CC.

Anyway won't somebody else handle the fundraising?

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 07:07 PM (vrz2I)

388 Apropos of nothing, I just got off a conference call with 4 of my siblings. We tried a Friday night happy hour and it was great.

None of them had heard Paul Harvey's "So God Made a Farmer". They all loved it. It should be required listening for every American.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UBj4Rbq3ZI

Posted by: 496 at February 04, 2022 07:07 PM (U1eOr)

389 Chemically castrate them all.
Posted by: troyriser
Chemically? "Hammerly". Just to be sure.
Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 06:54 PM (vOGqy)
Tin snips. Don't count if there's no blood. And, they's cut. but not "surgically".
Go to the flea market and get some old rusty ones.
Nullo. Then provide immediate aid - slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 07:04 PM (8C7+r)


Nah, chemical castration would be fine. After all, hydrochloric acid is a chemical. Apply liberally.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 07:07 PM (wAnMi)

390 371 Is anyone truly surprised that college profs are, well of the same mindset as Epstein (who did not kill himself) and his elite guests?
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No real surprise at all. Same circles, same people, same views. The academics are being used to give justification and rationalization for the sins of the corrupt leaders they support. And they will continue to do so, as long as in return they get to help decide party platforms and policy decisions.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 07:08 PM (W+kMI)

391 Big law firms will not side with racist insurrectionists....

Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 07:08 PM (CYnTg)

392 Wifey had a great idea: dispute my credit card charge. Mother F*ckers!
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 07:07 PM (743lG)



That would actually be great. The hassle might make their credit card processors drop them as a client.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

393 GoFundMe probably got the ok from the gov't before they deleted it. Progs will push until they get their Tonkin moment.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at February 04, 2022 07:09 PM (b+v9B)

394 GoFundMe has deleted Canada's Freedom Convoy fundraiser for violating its terms, stating the "peaceful demonstration has become an occupation" now. $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities.

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GofundMe needs to cough up that money and fast. Fkrs.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

395 360 $9 million funds to be sent to "credible charities."

I mean, putting aside the "we're okay with and funded Occupy" why isn't this money being sent back to the idiots who thought GoFundMe was anything but a leftist fundraiser??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 07:01 PM (KZzsI)


I never read them, but what are their Terms of Service? It's a legal point.

Paging Insom and AtC....

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 07:09 PM (8C7+r)

396 I am shocked, just shocked that progressive activist companies like GoFundMe & Facebook are stabbing the Truck Convoy protesters in the back!

Seriously, conservatives need to actually use their brains once in while. #SMH

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 04, 2022 07:09 PM (MFZ8i)

397 This is strangely well thought-out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

I would never have thought of it, but I approve.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 07:10 PM (OX9vb)

398 Need a class-action lawsuit. Wifey had a great idea: dispute my credit card charge. Mother F*ckers!
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 07:07 PM (743lG)


The thing is, they've accomplished their goal. They've tied the funds up - these people need this money ASAP! Not in a month or two. Even if they return it - they've tied the funds up - they've made a FORTUNE on that $9M (that's how PP makes a mint) in the meantime. Then, how many of the people who got the refund will be gun shy? I'd bet a large percentage would have second thoughts after a scare like this.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 07:10 PM (wAnMi)

399 Excuse me, I just need to go use the vometorium.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 04, 2022 07:05 PM (Vf4Y7)
........

Down the street on your right, Moose out front in a toga.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

400 The tweet I posted earlier has been deleted without explanation.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 07:11 PM (BJKQV)

401 The Twitter site for the Truckers Convoy is telling people to demand a refund.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 07:11 PM (d37DA)

402 GoFundMe should be sued and nobody who is a moderate or conservative should ever use it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 07:02 PM (BZj8I)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 04, 2022 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

403 Bet this guy keeps an industrial strength magnet in his computer room.

Posted by: Broseidon at February 04, 2022 07:11 PM (KMr3K)

404 >>GoFundMe probably got the ok from the gov't before they deleted it.


Pretty sure they have service terms that require a return of funds to the donator in the case of a cause being pulled.

It will be interesting to see what they do as there are definite legal ramifications to their biz model.

They benefit through fees if they redirect the funds. So, there are definite legal issues going forward if they change the policies.

Posted by: garrett at February 04, 2022 07:11 PM (lvxto)

405 Paging Insom and AtC....
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 07:09 PM (8C7+r)


Insom will site "Rusty Tire Iron v Leftist Cranium, 1982" no doubt.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 07:12 PM (wAnMi)

406 If you dispute the charge the CC company will credit it back in a day or two.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 07:13 PM (vrz2I)

407 #TruckersForFreedom2022

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 07:13 PM (d37DA)

408 I pitch in the money to buy lumber for the gallows.

Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2022 07:14 PM (qpolg)

409 Hey Alexa, check his Early Life section

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 04, 2022 07:14 PM (HhaYz)

410 Nood yo.

Posted by: 496 at February 04, 2022 07:14 PM (U1eOr)

411 nood


bats

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 07:15 PM (l6b3d)

412 Conservatives: "We are going to organize & fund protests using companies that totally hate us & oppose our protests"

SJW Companies: "Thank you for the free money! We are now going to take it & ban you!"

Nobody couldn't see this coming? Bueller, Bueller?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 04, 2022 07:15 PM (MFZ8i)

413 Infidel, rendition is a lovely word.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 07:15 PM (Dhd77)

414
An "occupation" like the Jews are doing to the "palestinians," they mean.

They don't mean "occupation" like occupy wall street.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:15 PM (lDvMn)

415 Lawyers are very specialized.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2022 07:16 PM (V13WU)

416 On a funnier note:

Son has learned the wisdom of proofreading before hitting send.

Apparently he was feeling nostalgic and sent a text to Mrs IMG say he was thinking of "corn bread and milf." Of course, he meant "milk" and his autocucumber let it through. We had about 30 minutes of fun with him over that. Heh.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 07:16 PM (8C7+r)

417 Canada is crooked. They want to starve or freeze the truckers out. The diesel will run dry soon. We are in a war of annihilation.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at February 04, 2022 07:16 PM (b+v9B)

418
Indeed, I'm genuine perplexed gofuckme didn't use the phrase Incursion. I suspect they wanted to.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:16 PM (lDvMn)

419 GoFundMe saya that if you request your donation back by Feb 19th, they will refund you. If not, it goes to charities "determined by the fundraiser's organizer and GoFundMe."

That last bit seems pretty non-specific.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 07:17 PM (BJKQV)

420 I wonder if a truck without fuel to move can be ticketed as illegally parked and then towed?

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at February 04, 2022 07:18 PM (b+v9B)

421 Update: If you want a refund from Go Fund Me you have to do it by Feb 19th using their form.

https://tinyurl.com/yckntvj6

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 07:19 PM (NpAcC)

422 I have not read all the comments. Sex is dangerous. Sex brings responsibilities. Sex brings emotional repercussions. Sex bring commitments. Sex can bring disease.
Sex shouldn't be casual.
Sex should not be emotionally painful
Sex shouldn't be a power play
Rape is wrong....

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 04, 2022 07:21 PM (0OmEj)

423 That would actually be great. The hassle might make their credit card processors drop them as a client.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

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Excellent point, Grump.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 07:23 PM (743lG)

424 The media spends a lot of time making fun of "p&dophilia leftists" conspiracies pushed by people on the right, usually with jokes about pizza joints.

But as time goes on, and the data keeps on trickling in, this is getting less unlikely all the time.

Posted by: MW at February 04, 2022 07:25 PM (u33s0)

425 Stan is winning. I'd really like to talk to my very liberal college friends, many of whom were rape survivors and sexual assault prevention and treatment counselors.

I want to know where they stand on this, but they don't talk to me anymore.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (OX9vb)

sadly, I think most of them would force themselves to go along with conventional wisdom. The threat of cancellation is strong.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2022 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

426 Just watched the video. Why do I get the impression this guy couldn't get laid without a really stupid partner and a healthy dose of chloroform?

Notice the question mark. As someone who values knowledge I am keeping this on a philosophical level.

(Ultimate sarcasm)

Posted by: JTB at February 04, 2022 07:26 PM (7EjX1)

427 Hearing about this POS reminds me -- a man becomes preeminent, he is expected to have enthusiams.

Posted by: me at February 04, 2022 07:27 PM (9p+wn)

428 Canada is crooked. They want to starve or freeze the truckers out. The diesel will run dry soon. We are in a war of annihilation.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at February 04, 2022 07:16 PM (b+v9B)

The starving is likely to go in the other direction if push comes to shove.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2022 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

429 I thought they had to return the money if they shot down the GFM.
This is theft on a massive scale.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 07:05 PM

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: GoFundMe Terms of Service at February 04, 2022 07:28 PM (RkC6l)

430 Just watched the video. Why do I get the impression this guy couldn't get laid without a really stupid partner and a healthy dose of chloroform?

Notice the question mark. As someone who values knowledge I am keeping this on a philosophical level.

(Ultimate sarcasm)
Posted by: JTB at February 04, 2022 07:26 PM (7EjX1)

hence the need for him to have massive physical and psychological advantages.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2022 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

431 Fuckers like this cannot be fed into woodchipper fast enough. Just sayin.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 04, 2022 07:32 PM (FyMEc)

432 I had to stop reading the thread for awhile. It's sick power; it's likely sexual sadism disorder. It's definitely not just men involved. There have been fairly recent regional cases involving young women who took terrible advantage of pre-school age children with special needs for the pornographic rings in which they were willingly involved with.

I volunteered with a group advocating for victims and against rape, sexual assault for several years. It was an eye-opener; I was naďve and didn't realize the scope of ages & sexes & life circumstances - for both victims (especially victims) and predators and, at times, enablers - involved. The SANE program nurses, trained police departments, educational programs, volunteers & more were wonderful, but cases never ceased and then began climbing as the county population increased.

Now, I'm thinking of the movie Time to Kill. I guess I'm not a realist but I believe in ass-kicking punishment - lasting and appropriately painful - for crimes committed against the weakest. There is no excuse for that vile professor; permanent removal from sane society now.

Posted by: Lola at February 04, 2022 07:36 PM (xjz83)

433 wierd, like the blog server took a piss here for a bit.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 07:36 PM (IJES/)

434 Without God and his law man is unbounded from self destruction. This moron can't see self destruction or species destruction because he is godless.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at February 04, 2022 07:39 PM (Z6XcQ)

435 So you know in the Old Testament how just about anything is a stoning offense?

There's a good reason for that, and we're getting to live it.
Posted by: Methos at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (kOpft)


Satan is unchained. If someone can't see it, I can't make them see it. But it is so, so obvious.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 04, 2022 07:39 PM (pJWtt)

436 If our FBI was truly interested in protecting us....they would be going after this guy...rather than people who show up at a political protest on certain dates.

Posted by: Trapguy at February 04, 2022 07:45 PM (o4xRE)

437 Saw this pop up on Leon's channel, and you can instantly feel the "arguing from a conclusion" vibe. He hasn't thought through the arguments and concluded it should be allowed. He Wants it to be allowed and is desperately searching for a convincing argument to cover his desire.

Note that (before he went so far off the deep end he decided consent wasn't even needed) he also divorced consent from understanding what is being consented to. As in, so long as you get the magic word spoken, it doesn't matter if the speaker is drunk, drugged, or too young to have any clue what they are consenting to.

Posted by: Cortillaen at February 04, 2022 07:49 PM (4Acrv)

438 I have a laminated card for him.

Heh

Posted by: Grog at February 04, 2022 08:36 PM (YFj/0)

439 So all the things he mentions that we adults "force" our children to do are . . . wait for it . . . actually done for the benefit of having the child grow up into a responsible, well-rounded, moral human being.

Only the hypothetical fucking of the children that he postulates is not wrong is for the benefit of the adult.

Which tells you he's a lunatic who should be [ ] immediately and with extreme malice aforethought.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2022 08:48 PM (8gxrg)

440 "It's weird how this keeps happening, huh?"

Almost as weird as you never noticing it's always Jews pushing this degeneracy.

Quick, let's go whine some more about what some Negro said about our super pedo best friends the Jews.

Posted by: Weird at February 04, 2022 09:07 PM (AdEz6)

441 Twitter, as is well known, sucks. I used to be able to see Inman's awesome videos.

Now Twitter says I have to log in because his stuff is "age" controlled or some rot.

Twitter sucks.

Posted by: Dan at February 04, 2022 09:31 PM (+NG5U)

442 He needs to be thrown into a wood chipper stat

Posted by: Shawn at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (zFJt+)

443 Bonobos or Chimpanzees? Jack Donovan, The Way of Men

Posted by: Steve at February 04, 2022 10:35 PM (sg9rE)

444 I meant bully legally and amassing power not by literally bullying the non Orthodox

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2022 07:51 AM (2AFnA)

445 If they succeed in making pedophile legal they better legalize a parent murdering a pedophile.

Posted by: obsidian at February 05, 2022 10:19 AM (BcPp2)

446 If I'm on the jury of the trial of the hero who offed this pedo thug, I'm sure you can figure out how I'd vote. Yes, a direct hit.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at February 05, 2022 01:24 PM (R4j1g)

447 Easy to disrupt this guys argument. Simply say: The Age at Which an Individual May Excercise Their 2nd Amendment Right To Keep and Bear Arms Shall Be Deemed As The Age Of Consent.

Posted by: Jesse at February 05, 2022 04:15 PM (tPuMl)

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