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Quick Hits
BennyStory here. CNN's Pantheon of Heroes is just falling one by one.
@bennyjohnson 3m
BREAKING: Creepy Porn Lawyer Michael Avenatti found GUILTY of bilking Stormy Daniels out of nearly $300K in book proceeds, Faces up to 20 Years in PRISON
The now-twice-convicted felon -- and one-time rising star -- now faces a maximum of 22 years in prison for his conviction on wire fraud and aggravated identity theft charges. The jury started deliberating Wednesday. He's scheduled to be sentenced on May 24. After the verdict, Avenatti made a brief statement to reporters outside the courthouse in Lower Manhattan as rain poured down. "I'm very disappointed in the jury's verdict. I am looking forward to a full adjudication of all of the issues on appeal," he said. He then turned his psychopath-blue eyes on the crowd and sunk his head into his shoulders like Nixon. "I -- am not -- a jive turkey!" he vowed, to scattered chuckles from the crowd.CNN just can't catch a break this week. Next thing you know, McDonalds will cancel the McRib on poor Tater. There will be no survivors. Speaking of CNN and why it's a garbage company that everyone laughs at: Four members of the January 6 committee call a CNN reporter to express their sadness at Zucker's firing, because democracy is now in danger.
I believe you were telling the truth the first time. I think you changed the story to protect your sources, so that people don't know you're on a speed-dial basis with Adam and Adam and Lizzy and the gang.
On Wednesday evening, members of CNN's Washington bureau met with Jason Kilar, CEO of parent company WarnerMedia... Toward the end of the meeting[,] special correspondent Jamie Gangel spoke up. "The first calls I got this morning were from four members of the January 6 committee, who felt devastated for our democracy, because Jeff was not going to be around to make sure that CNN is able to do its job," she said (later clarifying to colleagues that she meant to say four congresspeople, including one member of the committee).
Speaking of True Conservatives Adam and Lizzy, the RNC censured them for joining Nancy Pelosi's lawless Star Chamber.
An RNC panel had advanced the measure on Thursday, which said that the committee will "immediately cease any and all support of them as members of the Republican Party for their behavior, which has been destructive to the institution of the U.S. House of Representatives, the Republican Party and our republic, and is inconsistent with the position of the conference." It continued by ripping the two members of Congress for their criticism of former President Donald Trump. "The Conference must not be sabotaged by Representatives Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger, who have demonstrated, with actions and words, that they support Democrat efforts to destroy President Trump more than they support winning back a Republican majority in 2022," the resolution said. The measure described the two members as "participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse" in their roles on the House committee investigating Jan. 6. ...My words moved me.
The measure was adopted Friday by voice vote at the RNC's annual meeting in Salt Lake City, which brought together the party's 168 members for their general session. The measure, which was combined with a handful of other resolutions such as one condemning the Chinese government, passed overwhelmingly. Only a small handful of objections were voiced. An RNC panel had advanced the measure on Thursday, which said that the committee will "immediately cease any and all support of them as members of the Republican Party for their behavior, which has been destructive to the institution of the U.S. House of Representatives, the Republican Party and our republic, and is inconsistent with the position of the conference." It continued by ripping the two members of Congress for their criticism of former President Donald Trump. "The Conference must not be sabotaged by Representatives Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger, who have demonstrated, with actions and words, that they support Democrat efforts to destroy President Trump more than they support winning back a Republican majority in 2022," the resolution said. The measure described the two members as "participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate political discourse" in their roles on the House committee investigating Jan. 6. Members who spoke with NBC News expressed frustration over the committee's recent subpoenas of "alternate electors," saying they felt such probing went far beyond the attack on the Capitol. In a statement, RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel said Cheney and Kinzinger "crossed a line." "They chose to join Nancy Pelosi in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens who engaged in legitimate political discourse that had nothing to do with violence at the Capitol," she said. ... "Let their names forever be written in the Book of Jive Turkeys," declared rock-n-roll influencer Ace of Spades, striding across a stage with the masterful grace of the legendary pantherwolf, to the deafening cheers of thousands of twenty-year-old college girls, most of them 7s to 9s, with a couple of straight dimes mixed in. "Kinzinger's mouth looks like a sad yoga studio for out-of-shape sperm whose wives openly cheat on them, like flagrantly, right on display at sperm office parties and stuff," Ace of Spades added, raffishly quoting Moliere. The crowd of college-aged girls, many of them nicely thicc, whose gender identity was almost entirely "wild-curious" (girls looking to "go wild"), swooned in what can only be described as "bosomy fervor."
Tyler Bowyer
@tylerbowyer The resolution to censure Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger passes with support of almost every corner of the @GOP at the RNC meeting from what I could tell. Everyone seems to agree that Liz and Adam shouldn't be calling themselves Republicans taking orders from Democrats.
BREAKING: RNC voted to formally censure Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger and ban them to the sad life of MSNBC Contributors pic.twitter.com/wh5avYj4Mo
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) February 4, 2022
Rebuttal:
Centrist StacyNote well that the head of the ADL just went on The View and lectured Whoopi Goldberg that Jews (who are white) can definitely be victims of racism, while the institution he runs continues adhering officially to a woke definition of racism which explicitly states that whites, including Jews, cannot ever be victims of racism. Nah, son:
@CentristStacy Apparently the ADL has cycled through three definitions of "racism" on its website recently, and the current definition is listed as an "interim definition." This is seriously like a Monty Python sketch.
Both sets of comments -- first on her show, and later on Colbert's -- reflect a disturbing ideology that is growing increasingly rampant: a concerted effort to rewrite the history of the Jewish people and render the nature of antisemitism as nebulous and as nonspecific to Jews as possible.... The result is an understanding of antisemitism that focuses not on the Jewish victims, but rather the perpetrators. In 2019, while I was still at "The View," we covered an antisemitic Jersey City shooting that killed three people. The perpetrators were Black, but you wouldn't have known it from watching the show. Behar blamed white nationalism. It wasn't that she knew differently: It's a live show, and she made a mistake. But the subtext was clear: The default assumption is that attacks on Jews come from white nationalists. Anything that suggests otherwise runs contrary to our conception of race and hierarchy and intersectionality, and it goes unnoticed.
Seth Dillon of the Bee has related thoughts:
A racist is a person Democrats don't like. Misinformation is an opinion Democrats don't like. Inclusivity is the exclusion of people and opinions Democrats don't like. -- Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) February 4, 2022
Penzey's Spices Chief Marking Officer is so good at her job she must be blowing Jeff Zucker.
Just two weeks after a Milwaukee, Wisconsin-based spice company held a "Republicans are Racist" sale over Martin Luther King Jr. weekend, it is dealing with a massive loss of business and openly begging for new customers. Penzey's Spices CEO Bill Penzey, who routinely uses his company's email list to send anti-Republican screeds, sent a newsletter earlier this month in which he accused GOP voters of fantasizing about killing African Americans. "Remember how Republicans, going against a mountain of evidence to the contrary, once again lied and said BLM [Black Lives Matter] wasn't a peaceful movement but instead terrorists inciting violence throughout the country and then raced out to buy a crapload of guns because maybe they were finally going to get their chance to shoot a Black person?" he wrote. "What a bunch of racists."This unexpectedly cost the retailer to lose over 40,000 subscribers. The next email he sent out begged his remaining subscribers to buy gift cards to make up for the business he had lost. Penzey Spices, would you care to dance?
Speaking of CNN -- did you really think we were done with CNN? Well, more fool you -- here's a great supercut of CNN, demonstrating why no one trusts them, and everyone thinks they're a terrible, unfunny joke:
SUPERCUT!
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) February 4, 2022
It's a real mystery why no one trusts @CNN pic.twitter.com/4gT7yAn41F
Inez Stepman
@InezFeltscher Attempt to "get" Joe Rogan is simple: corporate media thinks they are Very Serious People & the rubes need to listen to them. It terrifies them to see that not happening, so they cling even harder to idea that ordinary people are idiots, which in turn loses them more credibility.
Hey, CNN:
Rasmussen: 54% say that Brandon will go down as one of the worst presidents ever.
Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram
A) Graham after Ukraine briefing: Putin's got to understand that I've never seen bipartisanship like this in a long time, really since after 9/11most members of Congress see this as a defining moment in the US Russian relationship. B) Graham: This is the first time since 1945, we've had a real chance of a European war and to the American people. If he gets away with this in the Ukraine, we can expect China to move on Taiwan.
Shut up Wesley, I mean, Lindsey. How about that American border, huh? Just because you have feathers don't mean you can fly, turkey.
I did not hear of this before. I've seen commenters mentioning Fidel Castro, but I didn't know what they mean. Now I do. What a terrible thing to say, which now seems so obvious I don't know why I didn't realize it myself.
Tucker Carlson: "Did Margaret Trudeau bear the love child of Fidel Castro, and does he now run Canada? And of course, the answer is for sure." pic.twitter.com/H87v4y989e
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) February 4, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 04:53 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 04, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 04:53 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Too bad he was not bilking hookers for social justice, because that's just a slap on the wrist.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 04:55 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 04:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 04:55 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2022 04:55 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2022 04:55 PM (DU+/6)
They really don't understand trolling, do they......
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: In Exile at February 04, 2022 04:56 PM (kzzyk)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2022 04:56 PM (t5Lgg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2022 04:55 PM (DU+/6)
Ace is still mad at us for the "A" thing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2022 04:56 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Shoey77 at February 04, 2022 04:57 PM (fcWVN)
++++
Kinzinger is such a micro-dicked shitweasel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 04, 2022 04:57 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: klaftern at February 04, 2022 04:57 PM (taPSh)
I am sure they will still be able to churn out some propaganda for you there, moron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (dNqv+)
Name one fucking thing that Trump did in 4 years that violated The Constitution, you dumb cuunt. ONE. THING.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
And by this, she meant "I won't be able to keep my phoney baloney job!"
Seriously, taken at its face, this statement presumes nobody at CNN can do their job without Zucker there to make or lead them to do so. They're that incompetent, stupid, or malicious, that nothing can be done without his stellar leadership??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (2R+p+)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2022 04:56 PM (Ez6QX)
Um, with trepidation I ask: A thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (dNqv+)
Ace is still mad at us for the "A" thing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2022 04:56 PM (Ez6QX)
Anal?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH At God's mercy at February 04, 2022 04:59 PM (RU4sa)
Dumb and Dumber
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 04:59 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Meanwhile she is sitting as Star Chamber Judge Jury and Executioner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 04:59 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (GYllL)
Last poll I saw (they're still for strippers, btw), Allen West was ahead of Abbott.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)
'Our Democracy' seems to be the new lefty buzzword for 'regnant woke elite establishmentarianism.' 'New World Order' and 'Great Reset' are feeling miffed.
Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (qpX6U)
LOL
I wonder which intern stuck that up there without any authorization or approval. Now they are scrambling after being mocked and attacked by nearly everyone who read it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Kurt at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (k4vKs)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (dNqv+)
Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.
*apologies to the B-52's.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (sy5kK)
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin'
You wear a disguise
Jive talkin'
So misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin'
You really no good
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (M+Lyo)
As God is my witness, I thought Congressmen could fly.
Posted by: Zombie Arthur Carlson Pinochethoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (SH2Zi)
That's the kind of honor I 'm talking about.
Posted by: Mitt Romney - my honor will not be Williowed at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (JTztk)
You notice when she repeats this asinine statement every time she never says how or gives a single specific. Apparently just him being president was constitution-violating in her opinion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (I/TZR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (dNqv+)
Heh, yes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (Ez6QX)
*apologies to the B-52's.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (sy5kK)
Meh. They're overrated anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't trust West but, I think he would be better than hoverround man.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (ewBGW)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (EjmGU)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: huerfano at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (6BTho)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (lqNK8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (Ez6QX)
I was about to make a joke about ace asking the comments about anal sex when I realized.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (dNqv+)
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My gosh but the R's are pretty good at things that involve talking.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
Too bad he was not bilking hookers for social justice, because that's just a slap on the wrist.
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He's not done with his trials yet. He still has to be tried on the other client, the cripple, who he ripped off for even more $$ than he stole from Daniels.
Guy is a total scum bag. No wonder he was so popular at CNN!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (k4dH2)
>>Name one fucking thing that Trump did in 4 years that violated The Constitution, you dumb cuunt. ONE. THING.
Trump was inarguably the most honest and above board President since Ike, perhaps even more so, seeing as Ike didn't face the Panopticon that Trump did.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (2R+p+)
Posted by: Jordan61
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???
Posted by: SMH At God's mercy at February 04, 2022 04:59 PM (RU4sa)
He had to go back to lowercase "a" and now he feels less manly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (Ez6QX)
- Woke, intersectional anti-racist Left.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 05:03 PM (YA914)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 05:03 PM (CYnTg)
I've said for years that "our democracy" really means "the Democrat Party". Because that's what's in danger if CNN can't reprogram the LIVs.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2022 05:03 PM (t5Lgg)
What's your stance on Grandpa Joe taking showers with his 8 year old niece?
Swimming naked in front of his female Secret Service?
Fingerbanging an intern?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 05:03 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (EjmGU)
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He didn't. Not in the real, actual sense of having anyone want him president.
But CNN got off on it for a while because they're all perverts.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:03 PM (llXky)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 05:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Zombie Barbra Billingsly at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (8D42x)
Be SURE you are distinguishing between N95 and KN95 masks. OSHA certainly does. The N95s are "respirators." The KN95s are not.
Posted by: skywch
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Its my understanding that the K is even worse, because they are foreign made and foreign standards, with N95s meeting American standards for breathability.
The key is if the employer makes the employee wear them. That is where OSHA comes into play.
KN95s are respirators that don't meet any American standards (take that as good or bad, I guess). They are respirators that fall under OSHA law the moment your employer requires you to strap one onto your face, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (CM8Oa)
Swimming naked in front of his female Secret Service?
Fingerbanging an intern?
Molesting children on national TV?
Deep Kissing his grand daughter repeatedly on the campaign trail?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
______________
There was a mistrial, so it's going to be tried again. He's representing himself in that one too, so he'll probably get convicted again, since he's a shitty lawyer.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (k4dH2)
Why, I haven't seen bipartisanship like this since we voted to invade Iraq!
Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (EjmGU)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 05:05 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
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Excuse me, stewardess. I speak jive.
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at February 04, 2022 05:05 PM (llXky)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:05 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (KZzsI)
They did that a lot with his quotes. The newspapers would summarize what he did ("offended people", "violated norms", "was racist") instead of using half the print space to reveal Trump's *actual quote*.
And the actual quote was almost uniformly something completely normal that anyone with half a brain would agree with.
So they would just REPEATEDLY summarize and describe the quote without actually quoting him. Based entire articles on it but couldn't fit his actual words in there. It was a marvel.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 05:06 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 05:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 05:05 PM (II3Gr)
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We need to do a liveblog viewing of "Shaft."
Posted by: Ace Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:06 PM (llXky)
To be honest only a jive ass jive turkey would ask this question...
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 05:06 PM (CYnTg)
Trump was a cad and a scumbag in the past. But he stopped doing it more than 15 years ago. That means he's a changed man, who is better for it. He saw the error of his ways and stopped, almost certainly because of Melania's positive influence.
See how this works, what the difference is?
A man does bad things in the past, and changes his ways = a good man who we should admire
A man who continues doing terrible things up to this day = a bad man we should revile, not reward with power and defend.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:06 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/yc23yd74
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 05:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Holy shit, the likeness is uncanny, wow
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:06 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:06 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 05:05 PM (II3Gr)
Me too. That one is good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
What a noob. I bet you read the content, too.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (lqNK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
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Excuse me, stewardess. I speak jive.
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From back in the day when we were allowed to laugh at two different stereotypes in a single skit. Before the dark times, before the Wokeness.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (sy5kK)
Meh. They're overrated anyway.
Ahem.
Posted by: Operation Linebacker! at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (YiTfq)
Guilty. I am also a casper, an ofay, a honkey, a whitey, and a cracker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (0G13K)
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He doesn't write the talking points, he just types them.
Badly.
Posted by: Ace Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (QYPq3)
The bi-partisanship you experience occurs behind you Lindsey.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (JTztk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: skywch at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (sKjat)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (ewBGW)
"To me you're like the Holy Spirit."
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When you worship Satan, like she does, that totes makes sense!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (k4dH2)
Excuse me, stewardess. I speak jive.
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at February 04, 2022 05:05 PM (llXky)
What it is big momma, I dug her rap. My momma didn't raise no dummy.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)
“Lately for me, you’re like the Holy Spirit. You are all places at all times,” said Ana Navarro of “The View”; “You are something of a folk hero,” said Bill Maher; “Michael Avenatti is a beast,” said MSNBC’s Eddie Glaude Jr., “He’s the savior of the Republic,” said Joy Behar.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (WD9ZA)
Ahem.
Posted by: Operation Linebacker! at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (I2/tG)
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Excuse me?
Posted by: Operation Linebacker II at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (llXky)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Elliot M at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (L+qeS)
Posted by: Your Typical Woke Organization! at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Only a jive turkey reads the content.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: trev006 at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (BDAW3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (sy5kK)
I cannot verify this, but I've also heard that Margaret Trudeau's extended visit to Cuba was after Justin was born in December 1971. Again, not conclusive (they could have had a tryst somewhere else around March 1971), but in fact she and Pierre Trudeau were married in March 1971.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:10 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: skywch
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At the risk of doxxing myself, it's my job.
Again, your church better have a written respiratory program and OSHA fit testing if any of them are employees.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 05:10 PM (CM8Oa)
-- Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) February 4, 2022
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Wow, that is *historically* good.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 05:10 PM (dscaa)
So, it was like be unvaxinated in the US today?
Posted by: Socratease at February 04, 2022 05:10 PM (oqnjT)
I'll take my banning like a man.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 04, 2022 05:10 PM (EjmGU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Your Typical Woke Organization! at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (I2/tG)
You mean J Street
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Nova local at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (exHjb)
"To me you're like the Holy Spirit."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
mehh, she says that to every donut she sees
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (BhrZE)
Posted by: jwest at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (/BlEx)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (GYllL)
Be careful, it's on Federal property
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (Irn0L)
for today jive turkey is the worst insult you can call someone, it's a real atomic bomb
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (0G13K)
https://youtu.be/lE5If04pQiY?t=482
Dude's running away, firing over his shoulder.
The video is pretty crazy, there's an intense firefight.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (VCz/u)
The two black guys speaking jive wrote all their own material.
They got a writer's credit on Airplane!, which I'm sure has been worth a pretty penny over the years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (Vr12I)
Yes, but recessive does not mean "never" it just means "rarely." That's literally the only thing on his face that looks like Pierre.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Lou Redwood at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
Covering up for his crackhead son banging his granddaughter?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (xPJvm)
And daddy is proud of it.
Got it.
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I'm not sure if there is actual proof thereof for the infidelity and subsequent cuckolded posturing. But, we've seen stories worthy of Robert Ludlum become revealed as fact in recent years.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (EjmGU)
Posted by: Nova local at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (exHjb)
Good. Fuck em. Greedy pricks. All of em.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)
"To me you're like the Holy Spirit."
I FUCK FAT CHICKS TOO!! SHE WAS MEH!!
Posted by: MICHAEL AVENATTI at February 04, 2022 05:13 PM (4vi12)
128 What it is big momma, I dug her rap. My momma didn't raise no dummy.
The two black guys speaking jive wrote all their own material.
They got a writer's credit on Airplane!, which I'm sure has been worth a pretty penny over the years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (I2/tG)
Cut me some slack jack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:13 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Chump don't want no help, Chump don't get no help...
pffft
Posted by: zombie Barbara Billingsley at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (VwHCD)
Good. Fuck em. Greedy pricks. All of em.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Yep. MLB, NBA and NFL all need to die as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Big Black Dude In Trading Places at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (R/m4+)
The Abrams Zucker team wrote the script and included what they thought was jive, and gave it to the two actors who thought it was some Jive Ass S**T and rewrote it to be authentic.
And I give ZAZ huge credit for letting them do it.
And I hope MLB goes on an NHL-style two year strike putting a stake permanently into Major League Baseball. I love baseball and want it back from... whatever the hell it is they're doing at MLB now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (KZzsI)
Everybody at CNN should quarantine to stop the spread. Just two weeks at least to flatten the curve. Your all in this together.
Posted by: Ripley at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (us2DO)
Posted by: Methos at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (kOpft)
Got a link to the email? Asking only because I'd love to see needle he threaded. I had heard something about him requesting that people buy STACKS of gift cards.
Posted by: Scott M at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (7EnFR)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (BMmaB)
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Spain - which settled Cuba - has a lot of Germanic blood (see also: Visigoths), so a trait like that can go on for several generations.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (llXky)
In fact like most of established Jewry during the Shoah that not only were deafeningly silent , but were too busy having Lunches to themselves and dancing the hora to FDR yms
Posted by: avi at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (hMd9S)
mehh, she says that to every donut she sees
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Not true. There's no time when she sees a donut for speaking.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nova local
The Pittsburgh Pirates have a chance now!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (4vi12)
pffft
Posted by: zombie Barbara Billingsley at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (BgMrQ)
'Chump don't want no help, chump don't get dick help.'
Please make a note of it.
Posted by: AOSHQ Majordomo at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (dNqv+)
Has anyone done the thing with 20-year old Pierre's half face and 20-year old Justin's other half face? I bet they look a lot closer than 50-year old Pierre and 20-year old Justin.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (BMmaB)
His claimed father Pierre was scum.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (EjmGU)
What this tells you is that the networks and the DNC are coordinating on policy and election theft.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (5kI0z)
They got a writer's credit on Airplane!, which I'm sure has been worth a pretty penny over the years.
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And they had to study it because they didn't grow up with it. There's some very-detailed interview with them online somewhere that I don't have bookmarked here that's worth reading.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (us2DO)
for today jive turkey is the worst insult you can call someone, it's a real atomic bomb
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (0G13K)
And it's Black History Month. To celebrate, I've been watching restaurant and bar brawls in the ATL on ATL Uncensored.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI)
A 70s term used to describe a faker, someone that's putting on airs, a fraud.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (1ZwqX)
@InezFeltscher
Attempt to "get" Joe Rogan is simple: corporate media thinks they are Very Serious People & the rubes need to listen to them. It terrifies them to see that not happening, so they cling even harder to idea that ordinary people are idiots, which in turn loses them more credibility.
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I'd say it's more a devout hatred of truth itself. And as most people know, truth is discovered through honest, almost childlike inquisition, which I've heard is Rogan's specialty.
So they are merely defending their territory, which is the giant bed of lies they make everybody sleep on.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (3TihK)
-- baseball fans everywhere
And so it begins:
"Campaign against Joe West's Hall of Fame bid begins hours after retirement"
-- New York Post
Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (786Ro)
*apologies to the B-52's.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:00 PM (sy5kK)
Meh. They're overrated anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
SPONGE!!!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (sy5kK)
I'll take my banning like a man.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 04, 2022 05:10 PM (EjmGU)
jive = lyin'-assed
turkey = dumb, stupid, moronic
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: MICHAEL AVENATTI
I did not have sex with that man, Michael Aveneti.
Posted by: Megs McCain at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Crenshaw at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: REDACTD at February 04, 2022 05:18 PM (us2H3)
I mean... you literally quoted the part where I said I understand the phrase's meaning and origin.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:18 PM (KZzsI)
SPONGE!!!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (sy5kK)
*fistbump*
'Sup my man?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 04, 2022 05:18 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 04, 2022 05:18 PM (DB16e)
https://tinyurl.com/thjpkd56
And I think Ann Barnhardt is impassioned, but a little "out there" on certain things.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 05:18 PM (dprVF)
Earlier today,
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2022 05:18 PM (nfrXX)
True, it's not unheard-of, but when the argument is "you can't prove that Fidel didn't have a recessive blue-eyed gene" with zero evidence from other family members, then that's not evidence. Alec Baldwin's gun could have shot itself, that does happen under certain rare circumstances, but it's more likely that someone pulled the trigger.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wally at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (FJYfm)
This guy in particular. Scratch that. ALLOFTHEM!!`
Posted by: micky at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (786Ro)
Am I remember that correctly?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (Ynyl9)
KN95s are respirators that don't meet any American standards (take that as good or bad, I guess). They are respirators that fall under OSHA law the moment your employer requires you to strap one onto your face, too.
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Addendum:
Go ahead and let an employee call OSHA and then you get to explain to them how you were requiring your employees to strap some untested, unknown device to cover their face and mouth while they were exerting themselves.
Record it so we can watch the interview, please.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Lou Redwood at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (KZzsI)
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And all of that dialogue will appear in this thread.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (II3Gr)
M'man was ONNNN!!! *raised fist* Didn't trip!
-underappreciated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (dNqv+)
And I give ZAZ huge credit for letting them do it.
The story I heard was that ZAZ figured out that it would be funny to have a couple of black people speaking in a dialect so impenetrable that it would require subtitles, wrote a script, had an audition, and two high school friends showed up with their own script, that was much funnier than ZAZ's script. ZAZ took them, and their script as well.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Fool Otto
They still caucus with the GOP so we have that going for us.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 05:20 PM (GYllL)
Thanks
I thought maybe I'd missed something in the news where like Tucker Carlson had called someone that and the usual suspects went nuts.
That bottom turkey with the fro is the Jivest-ass Jive Turkey ever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (786Ro)
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That is his sincere hope.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:20 PM (llXky)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:20 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
You could make the food at home and share on the Sunday food thread!
Posted by: Nova local at February 04, 2022 05:20 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 05:21 PM (vrz2I)
Please make a note of it.
Posted by: AOSHQ Majordomo at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (dNqv+)
God I wish I could claim poor hearing due to my advanced age of 29...
But no, I can't.
All these years...I denounce myself!
Posted by: zombie Barbara Billingsley at February 04, 2022 05:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:21 PM (dNqv+)
Which is a killer gag, and that is probably how it went.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)
hahaha, WOOF !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:22 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Nova local at February 04, 2022 05:22 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Indiana lurker at February 04, 2022 05:22 PM (3ZVqj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:21 PM (dNqv+)
I always forget about Airplane! 2.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
"Kinzinger's mouth looks like a sad yoga studio for out-of-shape sperm whose wives openly cheat on them, like flagrantly, right on display at sperm office parties and stuff," Ace of Spades added, raffishly quoting Moliere.
The crowd of college-aged girls, many of them nicely thicc, whose gender identity was almost entirely "wild-curious" (girls looking to "go wild"), swooned in what can only be described as "bosomy fervor."
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Bosoms? Where?
Posted by: Zombie Hugo Chavez at February 04, 2022 05:23 PM (j5ceG)
May Navarro enjoy her suffering.
Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2022 05:23 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Miklosian Preferences at February 04, 2022 05:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 05:23 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: zombie Horace Greeley at February 04, 2022 05:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: skywch at February 04, 2022 05:24 PM (sKjat)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Not as good as the original, but still pretty damn funny. Plus, two surprise instances of nudity. Plus 'Moral Majority'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:24 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: BLM at February 04, 2022 05:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: klaftern at February 04, 2022 05:24 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Shirley From What's Happening! at February 04, 2022 05:24 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 04, 2022 05:24 PM (j5ceG)
I would love to celebrate Black History month by going out to eat at a real soul food kitchen but there aren't any in the area
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
___________
Nothing brings races and cultures together faster than food.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 05:24 PM (/U27+)
I don't mean to speak out of turn but I don't think Avenetti really said that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 04, 2022 04:56 PM (Ez6QX)
LOL
Posted by: m at February 04, 2022 05:25 PM (Nyd7E)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 05:25 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: klaftern at February 04, 2022 05:24 PM (taPSh)
No, but he may have had paste-on eyebrows...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 04, 2022 05:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
Golden Corral !
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 05:25 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 05:25 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 04, 2022 05:25 PM (ewBGW)
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 04, 2022 05:26 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2022 05:26 PM (2JoB8)
As one of ZAZ put it (roughly), "We tried to write a script with people speaking jive, but we're Jews from suburban Milwaukee! The other guys' script was much better!"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 05:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
Popeyes!
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at February 04, 2022 05:26 PM (YiTfq)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:26 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Nova local at February 04, 2022 05:22 PM (exHjb)
Oh, I think you were supposed to bring enough for everybody!
Posted by: m at February 04, 2022 05:26 PM (Nyd7E)
Um, didn't Russia and Chy-nah just put out a joint statement basically telling the west and the US to f*** off? Is Miss Lindsey not aware?
Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
Two whole fried chickens and dry white toast.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: klaftern at February 04, 2022 05:24 PM (taPSh)
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Listening to a five hour speech was surely bad enough, that a lisp would have had audience members cutting their wrists.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (j5ceG)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (+LOvG)
Watermelon, fried chicken, greens, black eyes peas - all delicious. It might just be that peasant food is tasty. And color blind.
Posted by: Nome de Plume at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (LjwdX)
thank you!
I stole the "adoring coed crowd" bit from a poster at Slate's old forum, called Niner.
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (5kI0z)
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (arJlL)
*
This is disgusting. All soul food is is Southern food cooked by black people.
Surely you can find a Kentucky Fried Chicken or Cracker Barrel nearby. If there's a black person working in the kitchen, you're eating soul food.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (Xb0Gn)
Although the biscuits are still great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (AiZBA)
and a coke, with no ice
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:28 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 04, 2022 05:28 PM (j5ceG)
Two whole fried chickens and dry white toast.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (AiZBA)
________
And a Coke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 04, 2022 05:28 PM (/U27+)
Hmm, LCD thinks to himself, "who is the customer base of Penzey's Spices?" Then LCD asks, "who uses spices, high end, specialty spices, not the generic little cans in the Kroger baking isle?"
Then LCD comes to another of his amazing conclusions: "why, people who know how to cook! Not those who eat heat-and-eat meals from the frozen foods isle, or fast-food drive thru customers. NO! It is people who have the time to ACTUALLY COOK THEIR MEALS FROM SCRATCH!"
Then for the big crescendo: "why that would be those who support a stay-at-home mom raising their kids!"
Which would mean that the Left hates them. They hate their own customers.
Penzey's deserves to go broke.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 05:28 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Big Black Dude In Trading Places at February 04, 2022 05:14 PM (R/m4+)
Yeah.
Posted by: The Other Big Black Dude In Trading Places at February 04, 2022 05:28 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (Xb0Gn)
Still don't know how Price's Chicken Coop went out of business...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 04, 2022 05:28 PM (PiwSw)
Nothing, ever, will leave the floor.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (BFigT)
but so what if Americans died, the Cheney family military industrial complex friend$ did well
Posted by: avi at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (hMd9S)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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Shatner's best work.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)
Ribs, cornbread, barbecue pork, I mean... the watermelon thing just baffles me. Dude, who DOESN'T like watermelon? How did black people eating tasty cool food in a hot summer day turn out to be a racist thing???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (1vggi)
Although the biscuits are still great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
Their spicy chicken fingers used to be pretty good. Razor sharp breading, but enough spiciness to be interesting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (dNqv+)
"Kinzinger's mouth looks like a sad yoga studio for out-of-shape sperm whose wives openly cheat on them, like flagrantly, right on display at sperm office parties and stuff," Ace of Spades added, raffishly quoting Moliere.
The crowd of college-aged girls, many of them nicely thicc, whose gender identity was almost entirely "wild-curious" (girls looking to "go wild"), swooned in what can only be described as "bosomy fervor."
My words moved me."
I was also moved.
Welcome back to the age of Jive
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (XvPQV)
At least when Kamala leaves office, she can become a high-priced consultant explaining how to properly manage employees. /s
She's had a terrible reputation as a boss since she was San Francisco DA nearly twenty years ago.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (AiZBA)
and a coke, with no ice
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:28 PM (M+Lyo)
Pepsi
Posted by: m at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (Nyd7E)
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (0G13K)
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better tell Jonah...I bet its already been incorporated into his next column.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (j5ceG)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 05:30 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 04, 2022 05:30 PM (BhrZE)
Is fat sperm a diagnosed medical condition?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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How do you make a hormone?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 05:30 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 05:30 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deploraqble and Totally Unserious at February 04, 2022 05:30 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: skywch at February 04, 2022 05:30 PM (sKjat)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 04:58 PM (GYllL)
Does he have a primary challenger?
Posted by: Clutch at February 04, 2022 05:30 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:31 PM (0G13K)
Although the biscuits are still great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
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Since Covid, the 24 hour breakfast choices at McDonald's are gone by 11am, like they used to.
Although I suspect it is because they can't hire enough people in the kitchen to cook both breakfast and lunch items, not for lack of demand.
Many local restaurants have cut back hours, or even closed on Sundays, because they can't find sufficient staffing.
Thanks, Jay Inslee. Asshole.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:31 PM (sy5kK)
If I lived in that neck of the woods I wouldn't have to take half a second to figure out that vote.
Posted by: Bosk at February 04, 2022 05:31 PM (x6uUk)
It's a devout hatred of Rogan's listeners and the desire to see their freedoms suppressed.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 04, 2022 05:31 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 05:31 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 05:32 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 04, 2022 05:32 PM (Xb0Gn)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 05:32 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (BMmaB)
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The evidence is that Fidel banged his mom. His nominal dad was proud of it. That's MY evidence.
Your evidence is blue eyes, which you assume must be absent in the Castro family tree.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:32 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 05:32 PM (1vggi)
Went in the trash within seconds of being brought in from the mailbox.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Jukin the Deploraqble and Totally Unserious at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (iDcra)
What an incredibly creative retelling of actual events into a twisted fanfic version that only exists in the moist emptiness of her brain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: micky at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (AiZBA)
and a coke, with no ice
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:28 PM (M+Lyo)
Pepsi
Posted by: m at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (Nyd7E)
Don't you blaspheme in here!
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (Xb0Gn)
If this is a rule, all food is Mexican food.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (ewBGW)
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
Dang, and here I'd been telling everyone that was Rabelais. I mean, it does sound like something Rabelais would say.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 04, 2022 05:34 PM (tp+tP)
I wonder how sausage gravy would be on country fried steak?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:34 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 05:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: skywch at February 04, 2022 05:34 PM (sKjat)
https://tinyurl.com/2b89drcs
LOL Cap'n Billy gonna need a smaller boat.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 05:34 PM (GYllL)
Swimming naked in front of his female Secret Service?
Fingerbanging an intern?
Molesting children on national TV?
Deep Kissing his grand daughter repeatedly on the campaign trail?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
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Um....it worked, didn't it?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, political analyst still waiting for a Stelter-sized paycheck at February 04, 2022 05:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 05:18 PM (dprVF)
She can sometimes not sufficiently vet stuff that supports the narrative.
Now, according to pics and similar outlooks, Cdl. Bergolio (aka Pope Francis) has an illegimate son who's a rabbi in Argentina.
Posted by: sal at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (bJKUl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Lola at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (xjz83)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (Xb0Gn)
OH Thank God. *tears*
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (AD14M)
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:04 PM (0G13K)
Trump's standards are too high for a skank like Stormy, kurt is likely the only person(?) here that would willingly fuck her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (P3gRi)
thank you!
I stole the "adoring coed crowd" bit from a poster at Slate's old forum, called Niner.
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:27 PM (0G13K)
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I would prefer you did more of that and less twitter quotes. Your greatest work is where you take time and write brilliant parodies.
The reason why I never bothered with commenting for years was because the long-form stuff was enough.
More, please.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 04, 2022 05:36 PM (Xb0Gn)
i saw that, it's so hard to keep up
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:31 PM (0G13K)
We were goofing on the thread potential of Tater being fired in the ONT last night, and Zod had a good haiku worthy of repost, while ellipsis did a loaded potato flaming skull PS.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:36 PM (SH2Zi)
I took the jive turkey thing to be from Semi Pro, hence my sock
Posted by: Lou Redwood at February 04, 2022 05:36 PM (ZZK0E)
Nothing, ever, will leave the floor.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 05:29 PM (BFigT)
........
"Not even the vomit." - Golden Corral Night Janitor
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 05:36 PM (v0R5T)
It's just you jive turkey
You're telling me lies, yeah
Jive turkey
You wear a disguise
Jive turkey
So misunderstood
Jive turkey
You're really no good
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 05:36 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 05:35 PM (l6b3d)
Booty Sweat?
Posted by: The guy from Tropic Thunder at February 04, 2022 05:36 PM (dNqv+)
Nice Ace. Especially the quote from Moliere's
"Le Kinzingere ou L'amoureux de la pâte pour bébé"
Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (5NkmN)
https://tinyurl.com/2b89drcs
LOL Cap'n Billy gonna need a smaller boat.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 04, 2022 05:34 PM (GYllL)
Uh, their definition of collossal and mine seem completely different.
Horn received $375,000, according to a report Wednesday by The Washington Free Beacon.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: runner at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (b+Fr8)
Stream-slung chitlins are taken to the edge of a creek or stream and slapped against a flat rock to remove the fecal matter, then rinsed in the water.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (1vggi)
https://tinyurl.com/yc23yd74
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 05:03 PM (BgMrQ)
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A little more?
Holy moley, look at those side by side pics of the two!
Thx browndog for the find!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (sy5kK)
I wonder how sausage gravy would be on country fried steak?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:34 PM (dNqv+)
How else would you eat it?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (dNqv+)
Went in the trash within seconds of being brought in from the mailbox.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 04, 2022 05:33 PM (3D/fK)
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It will join the National Review mailer I got. Never subscribed, but they sent me a big packet of begging.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:38 PM (llXky)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2022 05:38 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 04, 2022 05:38 PM (WFMLs)
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Funny, I'm still waiting for you to do yours.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2022 05:38 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: The guy from Tropic Thunder at February 04, 2022 05:36 PM (dNqv+)
What do you mean, "You people", jive turkey?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 04, 2022 05:38 PM (QYPq3)
But it's a great show in the meantime.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2022 05:39 PM (z9npv)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (SH2Zi)
Well, when I have made it, I usually make a gravy from just bacon/sausage grease without any pieces. I have a recipe for gravy that uses a whole pound of sausage and I am wondering...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:39 PM (dNqv+)
Uh-huh. It's everybody ELSE who's the problem.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 04, 2022 05:39 PM (TU8Tj)
But I find the idea that they could detect meaningful differences in outcomes of .2%, even 2%, pretty dubious. No, extremely dubious.
It's like the mask studies (going back decades). With the unavoidable imprecision of such studies, tiny marginal differences cannot be confidently seen as reflecting causation.
And the lockdowns and "interventions" were rejected by many serious science and public health people from the outset, since it was already known such things weren't of any value.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2022 05:40 PM (OTzUX)
Old Superman episode: No comment until the time limit is up.
Canadapepe: The honking will continue until freedom is restored.
How many really do not know that Trump was re-elected bigly, in that real world thingy?
Critical mass.
Posted by: micky at February 04, 2022 05:40 PM (3byMq)
Penis demotion.
A single tear, years of mouth
Given to the boss.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 11:09 PM (x8kT3)
ZOD haiku is the best haiku.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 11:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:40 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
Oh, right. Black History Month
well there is this article on Jackie Robinson, he clearly did not mind trouble:
"Jackie Robinson is best known for breaking Major League Baseball's color barrier. Less well known, but just as pivotal, is his 1944 court-martial after refusing to move to the back of a military bus."
https://tinyurl.com/mrxt6pf4
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 05:40 PM (ZMraq)
And daddy is proud of it.
Got it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:09 PM (sy5kK)
Daddy was a big fan of Castro. He probably offered Maggie to him, "Have a poke on me, bro!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 05:40 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 04, 2022 05:40 PM (BOJAx)
Sadly, I had a Disco Duck t-shirt back in the day, but you'll never prove it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 05:40 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (dNqv+)
........
I miss Sciatica Stretch Girl.
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at Feb
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but they didn't, the pr0n star later admitted, last year?, that they didn't.
Posted by: Lou Redwood at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (KZzsI)
Well, when I have made it, I usually make a gravy from just bacon/sausage grease without any pieces. I have a recipe for gravy that uses a whole pound of sausage and I am wondering...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:39 PM (dNqv+)
You are absolutely correct. That is SOS.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:39 PM (dNqv+)
Do it. It is the only way.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (SH2Zi)
But it's a great show in the meantime.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2022 05:39 PM (z9npv)
His fingers probably. Posts have gotten a lot longer and wordier.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (z5Vrg)
Not talking routine Deep State is out to get us paranoid, which is obviously true, but that agents are tracking him and bugging their house etc?
They've always been a bit obsessive but this is new, for a person of middle age. Trying to be a friend and give support without living in Casa Delusion with him...
Posted by: Zek at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (OzNIz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:39 PM (dNqv+)
I think it overpowers the steak but, people like it.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 05:40 PM (P3gRi)
What is with these people and cucking? I am serious. It is like the strange correlation of pedo shit. Is it a focus on sex and hedonism that leads to a degrading of sexual desire so your fetishes have to become more and more psychosexual in order to arouse you?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (dNqv+)
That is my recollection as well. They had some contact but it wasn't bumping uglies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (njExo)
Leftspeak for "our ongoing process of destroying the United States of America".
FJB
WASSOB
Posted by: jbspry at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (ATe9j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (dNqv+)
Weird, I only get banners for the Codpiece Emporium.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: steevy
Get that punk ass jive turkey on Montel Williams!
Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (786Ro)
Not talking routine Deep State is out to get us paranoid, which is obviously true, but that agents are tracking him and bugging their house etc?
They've always been a bit obsessive but this is new, for a person of middle age. Trying to be a friend and give support without living in Casa Delusion with him...
Posted by: Zek at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (OzNIz)
I have seen this with meth and other drugs
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (FVME7)
And daddy is proud of it.
Got it.
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I'm not sure if there is actual proof thereof for the infidelity and subsequent cuckolded posturing. But, we've seen stories worthy of Robert Ludlum become revealed as fact in recent years.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:12 PM (W+kMI)
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Yeah Fidel! Bang my bride! I'll just sit in this chair and watch!
Posted by: Pierre Trudeau at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (sy5kK)
"could... could you just call it chipped beef on toast?"
--Hungover Bob Newhart
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: steevy at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 04, 2022 05:40 PM (OTzUX)
That was my comment, exactly. It is rosy propaganda to show that there was *some* positive benefit. It is BS.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (TU8Tj)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)
That is what I always figured.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (dNqv+)
Not talking routine Deep State is out to get us paranoid, which is obviously true, but that agents are tracking him and bugging their house etc?
They've always been a bit obsessive but this is new, for a person of middle age. Trying to be a friend and give support without living in Casa Delusion with him...
Posted by: Zek at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (OzNIz)
Usually only if they're on meth.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (dNqv+)
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See also: Jack Murphy.
An (ex) friend of mine also offered up his wife to other men, and thought himself the Ultimate Alpha for doing so. He got to watch, you see.
So much dysfunction...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2022 05:44 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:44 PM (KZzsI)
"could... could you just call it chipped beef on toast?"
--Hungover Bob Newhart
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (KZzsI)
There must be something I completely missed about Bob Newhart.......
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Update: Confirmed staff attempted to barricade the maskless high schoolers in the gym by putting tables in front of the exits. A staff member also was caught turning down the thermostat to "freeze them out." Here is one of the photos taken by a student.
Uh, has anyone called the local fire department? They tend to be pretty humorless about penning people in a space without sufficient exits.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 05:44 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
I've been reading the police bladder of arrested NFLers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2022 05:44 PM (Irn0L)
Well?
Was she hot?
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (vrz2I)
To think I used to defend this man who was deep state uni-party all of the time. I used to think that he had something called honor and love of country.
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)
I was going to ask if he'd taken away the stash, yet. I'd look for pills.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (QYPq3)
A naturally sweet fruit - that has EVEN MORE SWEET if you graze on the husk.
Honestly surprised our ancestors didn't make more of an effort to make sugar out of watermelon. They did a Hell of a job making wine out of it, though. So they kinda' knew what they were doing.
Posted by: Nome de Plume at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (LjwdX)
Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (njExo)
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Financially speaking, yes. It means they're being cut off from the GOP money machine.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (llXky)
So unfortunately it's going to be a NO from me.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (NpAcC)
So much dysfunction...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:43 PM (llXky)
I cannot get that. Love is jealous. There is a reason for that. This says there is no 'love' or even desire there anymore- if there ever was.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Fear of a Black Hat at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (786Ro)
ace, you bad ass turkey jiving furry faced scoundrel,------ Take me to the dance, please!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (W2Pud)
Its from his old standup routines, he did a bit where a really hungover guy is talking to his wife trying to piece together what the hell happened the previous night when he went out drinking. She offers him breakfast and he gives that as the response (as usual we only hear his side of the conversation)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:46 PM (KZzsI)
To think I used to defend this man who was deep state uni-party all of the time. I used to think that he had something called honor and love of country.
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
He should have cartwheeled off the deck of that Carrier
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 04, 2022 05:46 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Wally at February 04, 2022 05:19 PM (FJYfm)
So he got Fidel's looks, and Maggie's brains.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 05:46 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 05:46 PM (dprVF)
https://tinyurl.com/yc23yd74
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That is astonishing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2022 05:46 PM (sVtYq)
Its from his old standup routines, he did a bit where a really hungover guy is talking to his wife trying to piece together what the hell happened the previous night when he went out drinking. She offers him breakfast and he gives that as the response (as usual we only hear his side of the conversation)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:46 PM (KZzsI)
Never saw any standup of his, but I found his acting and shows extremely meh and him moderately annoying.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2022 05:47 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:47 PM (dNqv+)
Not talking routine Deep State is out to get us paranoid, which is obviously true, but that agents are tracking him and bugging their house etc?
They've always been a bit obsessive but this is new, for a person of middle age. Trying to be a friend and give support without living in Casa Delusion with him...
Posted by: Zek at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (OzNIz)
Had a 55 year old Girl Friend (are they still GIRL friends at 55? LOL) who started menopause, got her anxiety meds screwed up... and ended up going completely paranoid about EVERYTHING. Checked herself into the Mental Ward, and never spoke to me again.
And Yes, she was HAWT... but her Crazy coefficient was under control until the Docs started screwing with her brain therapy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2022 05:47 PM (oHd/0)
Holy moley, look at those side by side pics of the two!
Thx browndog for the find!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (sy5kK)
But of course...
***deep bow***
Posted by: zombie Horace Greeley at February 04, 2022 05:47 PM (BgMrQ)
They know they've been caught, yet they still try. What else do they have? Where is Brian Stetler going after his gig at CNN? He'll be relegated to writing meaningless books about the "good times", when they almost got Trump! Sure, ole Bri will try a YouTube channel, but why?
Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 04, 2022 05:48 PM (BOJAx)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 05:48 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:47 PM (dNqv+)
You say that like it would be a BAD thing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2022 05:48 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 05:46 PM (dprVF)
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What if it was done on the down-low, though?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:48 PM (llXky)
I highly recommend his stand up, here's some of it
https://youtu.be/_zNbnPFUlTA
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:48 PM (KZzsI)
To think I used to defend this man who was deep state uni-party all of the time. I used to think that he had something called honor and love of country.
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
Watching him yuk it up with all the people who routinely called him a murderer, chimpy mchitler, etc, is just retch-worthy.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 05:49 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
...
She must have cured all the sciatica.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2022 05:49 PM (z9npv)
SPONGE!!!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:17 PM (sy5kK)
*fistbump*
'Sup my man?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)
All is good. I have my keyboard back, hence I'm back. Typing on a frigging cell phone sucks eggs. I figured out how to get the malware that stopped me from posting here. Hope you and the family are doing well, too.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:48 PM (llXky)
Or maybe at his belt beside the onion, like an Indian counting coup?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:49 PM (dNqv+)
Not talking routine Deep State is out to get us paranoid, which is obviously true, but that agents are tracking him and bugging their house etc?
They've always been a bit obsessive but this is new, for a person of middle age. Trying to be a friend and give support without living in Casa Delusion with him...
Posted by: Zek at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (OzNIz)
Yes. Had an employee/friend who used to work for Lawrence Livermore. He was totally like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory. Turned me on to all these crazy radio people etc. I always thought he was pretty out there. Back in the mid-90's he invented a hardware based firewall for the internet - and he said he was getting visits from the feds, and they were watching him. They were very interested in the device, especially given his former employer Thought it was all a bit out there until he showed me 3 rolls he took on just one weekend (we were a photo studio/lab among other things). Total men in black shit. He died suddenly of a heart attack.
Turns out, he was Alex Jones right on an awful lot of things. So, I tend to believe crazy paranoid people for some reason.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (wAnMi)
Not sure the inner workings but looks like something, something. And it has colors more apropos, imo
Posted by: micky at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (vrz2I)
His bit about Walter Raleigh calling up Queen Elizabeth to announce the discovery of to-bac-oo is hilarious.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:42 PM (dNqv+)
A great deal of it is simply the destruction of judeo-christian civilization. That is what compels them. It is simple as a choice to do evil.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (FVME7)
That's something, at least. Although I suppose they'll make some of it up from donations from RINO billionaires.
Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 05:51 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2022 05:51 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:41 PM (KZzsI)
Go to France and try anduillette.
It's chitlins sausage, and it tastes exactly like what it's made of.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2022 05:51 PM (XIJ/X)
Now who can she blame?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (FVME7)
In my experience, useless people always blame everything on the guy who just got fired.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:51 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (l6b3d)
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Hence the re-defining a submissive act traditionally held in contempt as the epitome of masculinity.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 05:52 PM (llXky)
-Norm Macdonald
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 05:52 PM (dscaa)
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Peggy Noonan is tanned, rested, drunk, and available!
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 05:52 PM (FzCFp)
Does eating jive turkey count as foregoing eating meat for Lent?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 05:52 PM (ggZRr)
Not talking routine Deep State is out to get us paranoid, which is obviously true, but that agents are tracking him and bugging their house etc?
They've always been a bit obsessive but this is new, for a person of middle age. Trying to be a friend and give support without living in Casa Delusion with him...
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Just tell him none of that stuff is real because all the Deep State has to do is listen to him via the control switch that is mandatory in all cell phones. The cell phone is always on, and can both listen andrecord.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:52 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 05:53 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Romeo13
Haven't you heard of tranny republicans
Posted by: 7man at February 04, 2022 05:53 PM (qwO6y)
It's chitlins sausage, and it tastes exactly like what it's made of.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2022 05:51 PM (XIJ/X)
...
It's made of scrapple then?
Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2022 05:53 PM (z9npv)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:49 PM (sy5kK)
We are. Just on the other side of the latest round of global warming that shut the entire area down yesterday and today.
Sun came out and melted some things, so tomorrow should be much better.
Good to see you, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Now who can she blame?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (FVME7)
Wait, what's the difference between chitlins sausage and regular sausage? Isn't regular sausage made using intestine as the casing (chitlins?)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:53 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 04, 2022 05:53 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
*
I love this post. Read it again if you don't see it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 04, 2022 05:54 PM (Xb0Gn)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 04, 2022 05:53 PM (CdZ4i)
Listening off and on. Rekeita on tonight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:54 PM (dNqv+)
No way!
Presented without comment:
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1481629320741363714
Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2022 05:54 PM (5NkmN)
They all have a love of being in charge. Their trick is finding what imagery appeals to those they want to be in charge of.
Honestly - and I can't say this any more plain - how does a free people stay free unless they hold all authority in suspicion ? Praising those who want to be in charge runs contrary to the goal of being free. Those fuckers may be necessary - but they shouldn't be praised. And they should be kept to a minimum.
Posted by: Nome de Plume at February 04, 2022 05:54 PM (LjwdX)
To think I used to defend this man who was deep state uni-party all of the time. I used to think that he had something called honor and love of country.
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
All the cucks are going to come out in the primary and shit all over Trump, they don't care one bit if they destroy our country, as long as they can continue the grift.
Posted by: spypeach at February 04, 2022 05:54 PM (wAxm0)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2022 05:54 PM (4thlk)
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Yes, here on the banks of the Great Miami we call them "Ohio turkeys".
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:54 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2022 05:54 PM (6liew)
Posted by: MikeN at February 04, 2022 05:55 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I miss AC/DC and loved "Have a Poke on Me" song almost as much as "A whole lot of Rosie....O'Donnell."
Posted by: Jukin the Deploraqble and Totally Unserious at February 04, 2022 05:55 PM (iDcra)
(1) He is absolutely sure he's going to be Speaker some day, and
(2) I am absolutely sure he won't be.
Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 05:55 PM (njExo)
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This is Kaboom territory, right here.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 04, 2022 05:55 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:55 PM (dNqv+)
To think I used to defend this man who was deep state uni-party all of the time. I used to think that he had something called honor and love of country.
Posted by: Cheri at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (oiNtH)
Watching him yuk it up with all the people who routinely called him a murderer, chimpy mchitler, etc, is just retch-worthy.
Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 05:49 PM (dscaa)
He was much better as TX Gov than as President, where he was average at best. The Bushes have always been in on the establishment side of the party.
On the bright side, P might get his ass handed to him in the TX AG primary. At which point with any luck he goes back to FL.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 04, 2022 05:55 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:47 PM (dNqv+)
.......
They would make excellent COVID masks, too.
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 05:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Fecal matter content. The more you know.
Posted by: Jukin the Deploraqble and Totally Unserious at February 04, 2022 05:56 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2022 05:56 PM (786Ro)
Stream-slung chitlins are taken to the edge of a creek or stream and slapped against a flat rock to remove the fecal matter, then rinsed in the water.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (1vggi)
Couldn't you hook 'em up to a garden hose, and flush them out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 05:56 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:52 PM (W+kMI)
All lies...
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at February 04, 2022 05:56 PM (BgMrQ)
(1) He is absolutely sure he's going to be Speaker some day, and
(2) I am absolutely sure he won't be.
Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 05:55 PM (njExo)
Speaker? He has higher ambitions. With any luck he gets run out of office in the primary.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 04, 2022 05:56 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Jukin the Deploraqble and Totally Unserious at February 04, 2022 05:56 PM (iDcra)
They don't wash chitlins?! And people eat this shit? Willingly?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (dNqv+)
Presented without comment:
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1481629320741363714
Posted by: naturalfake at February 04, 2022 05:54 PM (5NkmN)
That's embarrassingly stupid.
Women should be offended this bitch reached the VP as the first female.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Update: Confirmed staff attempted to barricade the maskless high schoolers in the gym by putting tables in front of the exits. A staff member also was caught turning down the thermostat to "freeze them out." Here is one of the photos taken by a student.
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Anyone want to remake Class of 1984, with the students as the good guys?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 05:50 PM (wAnMi)
I'm hearing some wild stuff about 5G. Supposedly it will send vibrations to people's Covid injections and cause weird things to happen. I think it's just a more powerful cellular network that will be robust enough to handle all the tracking of citizens.
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Vr12I)
Why, yes.....
Posted by: Pete Bootigig at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Vr12I)
That's what I thought.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: esquincle at February 04, 2022 05:58 PM (mon+b)
Well?
Was she hot?
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (vrz2I)
Forgive me Lord, but this Ace of Spades place, I love it so.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (sy5kK)
Now who can she blame?
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Herself, for being so unconvincing that even the Lamestream Media can't cover for her insincerity and gaffes. My sympathy is for the speechwriter who wrote up some simple and workable stumping material, and then watched with horror as it was turned into sound bites for Tucker Carlson and Salty Cracker.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Romeo13
They can kick them out, McCarthy can kick them out of the congressional conference, they're just playing a game right now. It's a political party they can do what they want, they hide behind rules and protocol. Trying to appease the base while not alienating the donors. The GOP is weak.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: clutch cargo
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I've said it before.
I'd really like to be living in a world where Alex Jones isn't proven right on a daily basis.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (5p7BC)
I'm pretty sure weird things will happen even without 5G.
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Mayo Pete at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (v0R5T)
It's nice to know, if though none of you know me, that I'm still recognizable as a dude. Even if some of you think I'm a "new dude."
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (sy5kK)
Not these days, they use special casing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (KZzsI)
Ah.Probably kelp or something, anymore.
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (Vr12I)
Stream-slung chitlins are taken to the edge of a creek or stream and slapped against a flat rock to remove the fecal matter, then rinsed in the water.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 05:37 PM (1vggi)
Couldn't you hook 'em up to a garden hose, and flush them out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 05:56 PM (P3gRi)
...
Lusianne chitlins are packed in kegs and sunk in a swamp until the whole thing goes anerobic for 3 years, then rinsed in moonshine.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (z9npv)
Was she hot?
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 05:45 PM (vrz2I)
Forgive me Lord, but this Ace of Spades place, I love it so.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (sy5kK)
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Oh yeah, forgot to answer. Yes, she was, a couple of decades and several dozen pounds ago.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (llXky)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Vr12I)
Why, yes.....
Posted by: Pete Bootigig
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Is the bowel consider an intestine?
Posted by: Jukin the Deploraqble and Totally Unserious at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Squid at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (7xdAj)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: esquincle at February 04, 2022 05:58 PM (mon+b)
Omg. Do you think he's posting from Fapplebees?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
I met Kurt and Raimondo both on the Right Wing News Blog around 2003 or so, before I ever saw them here. For any of his faults, Chemjeff could actually spell and build a coherent sentence, which both of these idiots are puzzled by.
They're fools, both of them. They know nothing but hard left talking points and troll right leaning blogs to fumigate it with their alleged wisdom, and just end up looking silly in the process.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
How did they fit?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: esquincle at February 04, 2022 05:58 PM (mon+b)
Damn, I had a minute of wanting to defend chemjeff. The thing is, bth taught us that a lot of people are only one bad day away from going full Goebbels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (dNqv+)
Couldn't you hook 'em up to a garden hose, and flush them out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 05:56 PM (P3gRi)
Chinese and such eat chicken intestines, and part of the cleaning is to turn them inside out to wash them. I suspect that is part of making chiterlings too.
If you get "tripas" tacos from the food trucks, you are eating chiterlins also. They are not bad, all things considered. I mean, +1 for animal protein, from a named animal.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: ER Nurses everywhere at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (fTtFy)
Okay -- you are offered Jive Turkey Jerky. Do you politely decline the offer or promptly administer a throat punch to them what offered it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (ggZRr)
If she were on the Supreme Court, she would have days to think of a response. And, of course, she pre-qualifed.
Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (AytXr)
BREAKING: Some tractors have already arrived ahead of tomorrow's protest at Queen's Park
https://nitter.net/CrasTalk/status/
1489708173179170819
Queen's Park is in downtown Toronto and is the site of Ontario's legislature.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2022 06:02 PM (eotFB)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Vr12I)
Sure, but the French version is made of the intestines themselves. And it smells like shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2022 06:02 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (UHVv4)
And the ON Legislative building is featured on the album cover of Rush's amazing album, Moving Pictures.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 04, 2022 06:03 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 06:03 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at February 04, 2022 06:02 PM (eotFB)
Objection! Not Mary. Sentence structure, words spelled correctly, no signs of stroke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:03 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 05:57 PM (Vr12I)
Sure, but the French version is made of the intestines themselves. And it smells like shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2022 06:02 PM (XIJ/X)
That's - disturbing, CBD. But then, the French don't wash a lot, so
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:03 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (SH2Zi)
........
Pretty good if I wear them backwards.
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (v0R5T)
Okay -- you are offered Jive Turkey Jerky. Do you politely decline the offer or promptly administer a throat punch to them what offered it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (ggZRr)
Shake their hand, 'cause they're letting you know they're Morons
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:03 PM (KZzsI)
Menudo is a boy band, right?
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: zombie Robert E. Lee at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (KZzsI)
I'd say she's a group sock.*
*rimshot
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:05 PM (dNqv+)
I ordered some boxers from Jockey online yesterday. Last time I tried this I received a package of Plus Size XXL Bras.
Posted by: wth
Those subtle hints from out if nowhere for you to hit the gym are real ego bruisers, aren't they?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 06:05 PM (ggZRr)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (vrz2I)
You can get pho with it, also. You can.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:05 PM (SH2Zi)
That too, not sure if they are deliberately named after the stew or what. Its one of those eternal boy bands like the Japanese pop bands who have many members and cycle out when one gets too old.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (KZzsI)
Shared sock is what I always assumed.
I miss Clarence VonVoorhees III or whatever it was.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (z9npv)
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
How did they fit?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:01 PM (SH2Zi)
One word...tissue paper.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (RoIW/)
Knew a girl who suffered from that. Maybe delusional disorder.
Posted by: goodluckduck at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (pCXlW)
Posted by: wth
Mansierre !
Bro !
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (arJlL)
That's something, at least. Although I suppose they'll make some of it up from donations from RINO billionaires.
Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 05:51 PM (njExo)
********
At least Peter Thiel is helping Liz Cheney's challenger Harriet Hageman, but Cheney has raised a lot of money.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: wth
Now, hold on here a minute... are these just fat girl bras or bras for the extremely gifted?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:03 PM (Vr12I)
A long time ago I was in a coastal town in Brittany, and stopped into a great looking butcher shop to pick up sausages to bring to a get-together. The anduillette looked fantastic, so I bought some. Little did I know...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (l6b3d)
*rimshot
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:05 PM (dNqv+)
We are all Spartacus, are we not...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Turns out, he was Alex Jones right on an awful lot of things. So, I tend to believe crazy paranoid people for some reason.
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I know it's a cliche now, but it's not really paranoia if you know The Man is out to get you or someone else on the downlow. Then it's more like healthy suspicion of the motives of others. Fear of being spied on by Reptilians From Planet Z may be delusional. Fear of being spied on by the Deep State because you confidently state that the Clintons are career fraud artists and the 2020 election was stolen is not unreasonable.
Boy do I feel like the fool of the world for thinking the Patriot Act was going to keep us safe from jihadi infiltrators. Maybe I should have been more paranoid back then.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 04, 2022 06:06 PM (RoIW/)
Nothing worse than a flat, dishonest cross-dresser.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Don Lemoan at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (v0R5T)
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I've always thought West is a grifter, looking to rake in the campaign donations, but not really wanting to win.
Think back on why he was kicked out of the Army. Is that really the temperament of someone who is going to meaningfully take on leftists?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (5p7BC)
Oh, I agree that he has higher ambitions. But he probably thinks he can shove his way into the Speaker's chair next term, so that would give him a nice stepping stone to higher office.
All a pipe dream, of course. Puts me in mind of a scene from an outstanding novel, A Sailor of Austria (historical fiction about Austria-Hungary's Navy in the First World War by John Biggins). The protagonist, a commander in the Austro-Hungarian submarine service, is listening to a bureaucrat in the Naval Ministry drone on about the expansion of the Imperial Navy, illustrating his projections with reports and charts, showing the size of the fleet in...1950. This, just a year or two before the Austro-Hungarian Empire vanished from the face of the earth. Such is the flimsiness of Crenshaw's chances of ever being somebody.
Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (njExo)
Double barreled water balloon launchers.
Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (vrz2I)
Not these days, they use special casing.
Baby foreskins.
Black babies.
Only ones big enough...
Posted by: Stormy Danials at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (X2u0J)
According to balletopedia.com, he has three challengers. I have never heard of any of them which probably means they don't have the proverbial snowball's chance. Jameson Ellis, Martin Etwop, and Milam Langella.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (YV6PJ)
What about just a flat, insecure girl on her first date?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:04 PM (Vr12I)
And made an an appearance with me on Silver Spoons.
Posted by: Ricky Schroder at February 04, 2022 06:08 PM (QYPq3)
Cloggenstein I cannot work out. Is she a shared sock like Spurwing Plover and Ben Roethlisberger or is she a real person that is that weird and dumb?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
She's a shared sock, from what I gather, usually poorly done, and one whose time is long past. I'd shed no tears if she never appeared here ever again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 06:08 PM (ggZRr)
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"Dear Penthouse..."
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:08 PM (W+kMI)
We were going to call Public Safety for a welfare check on Monday, or Tuesday.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 06:08 PM (ZMraq)
This kind of cuckoldry makes me more sick than the speculated Trudeau stuff. Bush has an iron commitment to sucking off his enemies.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 04, 2022 06:08 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2022 06:08 PM (4thlk)
Interesting preparation.
Almost like kimchee.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (Rfm/k)
Kitzinger: "Mr. Zucker, I have a question about your recent resignation. Ok, so who do I have to sleep with around here to get a job at CNN? And is there any way I can receive at least partial credit for prior acts performed with, and on, you?"
Posted by: Match Checksout at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Yep. Menudo is also known as a hangover remedy. In one of my favorite Mexican food restaurants (featured on Diners, Drive ins, and Dives) if you come for food before 11:00 on the weekend you will see 15 Mexican women bringing in their own to go pots for their esposa. And yes it is terrible.
Posted by: Jukin the Deploraqble and Totally Unserious at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (W+kMI)
Interesting preparation.
Almost like kimchee.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (Rfm/k)
Well, the grain alcohol might get all the botulism toxin...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 06:08 PM (ggZRr)
The original was a rabid leftist who came off as unhinged...but it has morphed into a garden-variety retard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2022 06:10 PM (XIJ/X)
Traditional Canadian Girl @canadiangirls99; 1h
What's up Toronto?
https://nitter.net/canadiangirls99/status/
1489718862270451715#m
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 06:10 PM (UHVv4)
***
He means us ettes, right?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 06:10 PM (lCui1)
What about just a flat, insecure girl on her first date?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (KZzsI)
F her brains out.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 06:10 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
Make sure to watch from the window to creep the bastards out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:10 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 04, 2022 06:10 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:10 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2022 06:11 PM (BMmaB)
We in Brattleboro think eveyone in the world has a write to commenton any blog so fuck you very much.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth at February 04, 2022 06:11 PM (vrz2I)
Yeah. I mean I can understand the temptation of doing so in the earlier days of blogs, just to try to have a counter to comments and criticism that sounds like you have lots of supporters but its a really bad look and you inevitably get caught.
Just ask ol Romney.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:11 PM (KZzsI)
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Isn't tripe in potted meat?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2022 06:11 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Shared sock.
Used to be a regular sock by someone (no idea who) and it was very well done. The misspellings and bad grammar showed up later when others started using the sock.
Probably been at least 6 years since the original Mary posted. They used to praise Obama, and they were hilarious.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 04, 2022 06:11 PM (5p7BC)
@Travistritt
23h
Since David Crosby is trending over demanding that his music be pulled from @Spotify, I'd like to point out that he sold his catalog last year and doesn't own or control his music catalog anymore.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (sy5kK)
Oh, shit. I missed that. Pantherwolf. That is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (dNqv+)
Make sure to watch from the window to creep the bastards out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Oh, her? She's our COVID ghost and clean gone out of her head -- do not acknowledge her in ANY way.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (ggZRr)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2022 06:08 PM (4thlk)
Nobody would know for days. I stopped in there a few months ago and it was a huge mess, with very few commenters. He's not as good a programmer as he thinks he is, and certainly not nearly as interesting a writer!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (XIJ/X)
A friend of mine had a catherization on Monday, then a valve replacement and a single bypass on Tuesday. He is still in the ICU with setbacks. Please pray for his healing and skill and wisdom for the doctors. His name is Don.
I can't say anything-and wouldn't- to his family and friends-who have all been vaccinated once or twice-as he was-but I'm not feeling good about all this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (dprVF)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (l6b3d)
It's a month with an "r." My ex-wife once claimed that "Argust" counted.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:10 PM (BJKQV)
Yeah. What are the fucking odds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:13 PM (Vr12I)
I don't bother reading him, because I don't do Twitter, and I'm not interested in long pieces anymore, but it sure does seem he's willing to look into things others ignore.
Part of it is maturity on his part, I'm sure, part is living outside this country. Which probably helps, unless you happen to piss off democrats as much as Assange has.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2022 06:13 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 06:13 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 04, 2022 06:13 PM (AiZBA)
I think that's the same girl who was the Irish love interest in Caddyshack then she kind of disappeared from movies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:13 PM (KZzsI)
I can't say anything-and wouldn't- to his family and friends-who have all been vaccinated once or twice-as he was-but I'm not feeling good about all this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (dprVF)
Of course, Fen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (dNqv+)
The sock puppet I miss is Jose Canseco. Guy was trippin'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (ggZRr)
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (cQX51)
--
Isn't tripe in potted meat?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2022 06:11 PM (sVtYq)
Sure.Why not, everything else is.
Posted by: kraken at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (sVtYq)
Old political blogs, where are they now.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (Rfm/k)
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at February 04, 2022 06:14 PM (cQX51)
THAT would be a good nic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (dNqv+)
I am not 100% sure that was not the real Jose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: gdgm+ at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (HyPy9)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 04, 2022 06:08 PM (4thlk)
Nobody would know for days. I stopped in there a few months ago and it was a huge mess, with very few commenters. He's not as good a programmer as he thinks he is, and certainly not nearly as interesting a writer!
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How the mighty have fallen.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jarles Chohnson's Johnson at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (xMfQG)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 06:16 PM (NpAcC)
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Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 06:10 PM (UHVv4)
Both this and the last one returned a "server DNS not found" error.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (v0R5T)
She developed mental illness, perhaps related to drug use (they often go together -- my wife has worked with "dual diagnosis" folks before) and last I heard, was living in a semi-independent apartment situation in Massachusetts.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 04, 2022 06:17 PM (Dhd77)
Oh, shit. I missed that. Pantherwolf. That is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 06:12 PM (dNqv+)
Panterwolf had that single, "Magic Corporate Ride"
Big on the charts
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (ZMraq)
I did too! Let's get us a helicopter and find out... being sure to use a statistically-significant sample size, like nearly fucking all of them!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (LqCbj)
MIT Engineers Create the "Impossible" - New Material That Is Stronger Than Steel and As Light as Plastic
https://bit.ly/3J4pOF3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (FVME7)
I don't really think Mary was ever real, but it's fun to think maybe she IS out there, lurking and seething.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: Flyover at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 04, 2022 06:13 PM
Yep...same actress.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 04, 2022 06:18 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (cQX51)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 06:15 PM (W+kMI)
He was a lefty so consumed with hate that he destoyed his own creation.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 06:19 PM (BJKQV)
Yet no mention of "margin of error".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at February 04, 2022 06:20 PM (cQX51)
Posted by: Flyover at February 04, 2022 06:21 PM (Rbu5d)
>I don't often pack my sausage into intestine, but when I do, I prefer a vestal anus from South Bend, Indiana.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2022 06:22 PM (6liew)
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2022 06:24 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 04, 2022 06:26 PM (nkp5d)
Has anyone done the thing with 20-year old Pierre's half face and 20-year old Justin's other half face? I bet they look a lot closer than 50-year old Pierre and 20-year old Justin.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2022 05:15 PM (BMmaB)
if eye color is inherited in a simple Mendelian sense, Castro with brown eyes could have a recessive Blue on Dominant Brown hidden, and Trudeau could have inherited that one, and one from his mother. The impossible situation was for blue eyed mom and dad to have brown eyed son.
I know more about cat genetics than human, and in cats eye color is more complex than that, and is related to the color of the fur. Blue eyes comes from a blocking of color in the hair that impacts the iris of the eye. So a white cat tends to have blue eyes, and the siamese gene that 'fades' the hair color also brings blue eyes. Cats with dark coats tend to have yellow or copper eyes
The blue eye also is correllated to deafness in cats.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 04, 2022 06:27 PM (eoQWY)
By the by, what constitution is Cheney talking about? See, in my constitution there's all this stuff about fair trials, appeals, due process, etc. I mean holding someone in jail for a year, with out charge, over disorderly conduct and trespassing, would seem to violate all sorts of constitutional requirements for a fair and speedy trial.
All I see is two cowards who had the shit scared out of them by the people they supposedly represent. I see two people demanding that the waiter throw the uncouth barbarians out of the restaurant so they can finish their salad in peace.
By the by, the cushy CNN gig she was counting on...about that...
Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 04, 2022 06:33 PM (nkp5d)
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at February 04, 2022 06:41 PM (cQX51)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 04, 2022 06:46 PM (YynYJ)
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I've always thought West is a grifter, looking to rake in the campaign donations, but not really wanting to win.
Think back on why he was kicked out of the Army. Is that really the temperament of someone who is going to meaningfully take on leftists?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 04, 2022 06:07 PM (5p7BC)
Kicked out of the Army? He's retired. Hardly getting kicked out. His district was gerrymandered to force him from office in FL. No, I'm not a shill for West; I'm unlikely to vote for him because his campaign has been more or less invisible here. But I find these criticisms unfounded.
By the way, the TX governorship is amongst the weakest in the country. You can make a case that the Lt Gov of TX is more powerful.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 04, 2022 07:21 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Kurt at February 04, 2022 08:17 PM (NZVyo)
Bill Penzy is a puke. My wife fell and passed out in the store. They sent her to a hospital and I was called 4 hours later with vague explanation that she fell outside the store later finding out it was a complete lie.
Bill is a cheapskate and a fraud. He stole the family business idea (The Spice House), which his sister continues to run and does not shed any political garbage.
My wife hated working there when Trump became president as customers would come in after Bill wrote his thoughts du jour and wanted to return items purchased the prior to his self immolating email.
These rage emails were constant.
Hearing that he lost 40,000 does not surprise me. I would say over the years my wife worked at the store, she probably alone dealt with about 1000 irritated customers who no longer wanted to do business. She was one of 8 who worked at that store.
If you do want to buy spices on line, support his sister's business that is the original family business.
Posted by: JDubya_Mesa at February 05, 2022 12:05 PM (T3ih3)
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