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Fake Jake Tapper: If Fredo Ratted Out Zucker and Zucker Got Fired, Doesn't This Mean the Bad Guy Won?
Plus: Zucker Coached Andrew Cuomo On How to Zing Trump, and So Much More
As Instapundit said, "Fake Jake, you're at CNN. In any internecine struggle, the bad guy is going to win."
But but but wait -- I thought the eternally-preening moral scold Jake Tapper was so righteous and concerned about any bad behavior, and certainly an marital infidelity or grabass with a work subordinate, that he'd be glad that a Dirty-Bird Rule-Breaker like Jeff Zucker was fired? And yet... no. Fake Jake, the Incorruptible Honking Goose of Snarkily Righteous Chyrons, is concerned the work-fornicator lost his job. Interesting that Fake Jake is so concerned. Is that because Fake Jake, like Brian Stelter, is worried that with Jeff Zucker gone, the clownish, pugilistic, Twitter-beef clickbait outrage form of "journalism" Zucker encouraged -- and Fake Jake was only too eager to practice -- might become an embarrassment at The New CNN, and Fake Jake might be sent back to the minors at, say, Salon? Or, who knows: Is he worried that Fredo Cuomo might have other Dirty Secrets Bombs to drop on CNN?As you probably have read, CNN fired Cuomo with $18 million remaining on his contract and took the position that his journalistic misbehavior constituted cause disobligating them from having to pay that out. Cuomo responded, it seems, with a blackmail threat and then a blackmail execution.
"Jason, if you could address the perception that Chris Cuomo gets fired by CNN, Chris Cuomo hires a high-powered lawyer who has a scorched-earth policy, who then makes it very clear to the world that unless Jeff gives Chris Cuomo his money, they're going to blow the place up," Tapper asked Kilar, according to a recording of the meeting obtained by the news site.
So what's going on here is that we have a changing of regime and the pissants associated with the old regime -- Jeff Zucker's toadies and incompetents -- are very worried about how they will fare in a Post Zucker Environment. I mean, if there were any justice, they'd all be fired -- they're absolutely terrible as "journalists" and on top of that, their ratings are pitiful -- but the media is so incompetent that who knows. They might decide that this band of perennial basement-dwellers just needs some new bumper music and lighting. Speaking of grossly incompetent toadies of the outgoing regime who should be very, very worried about their next paycheck: Tater. There are calls coming for CNN to fire Brian Stelter -- for either knowing about the Zucker affair and concealing it, or not knowing about it and proving he's the least competent "journalist" in a field in which incompetence abounds. What's amazing to me is that he's still acting as Zucker's loyal house-potato. It's like he just can't face the fact that his Meal Ticket is really gone.
"Stuff starts getting leaked to gossip websites about Jeff and Allison... and then weeks later, Jeff comes forward, discloses this and resigns -- not willingly," Tapper continued. "An outside observer might say, 'Wow, it looks like Chris Cuomo succeeded," Tapper told Kilar during a tense staff meeting on Wednesday. "He threatened, Jeff said we don't negotiate with terrorists, and he blew the place up." Tapper then asked Kilar: "How do we get past that perception, that this is the bad guy winning?" Kilar told Tapper in response: "When it comes to perception, all I can offer you, Jake, is: every minute of every day we've got what's on the screens [of CNN]. I believe that's what's going to define us going forward, far more than what's happened today and what you alluded to."
"CNN is facing calls to fire its chief media correspondent, Brian Stelter, for not exposing the ongoing romantic relationship between Jeff Zucker and senior executive Allison Gollust. Stelter, 36, the network's top media reporter and host of its "Reliable Sources" Sunday show, either dropped the ball by not exposing Zucker and Gollust or showed a stunning lack of awareness by not being privy to their romance, a CNN insider fumed to the Daily Mail.Standard pause for everyone to say "Wait, he's 36?!" and then google "What was the thing benjamin button had but in reverse"
Gunga Dim.
"The network needs to step up and fire Brian Stelter," the unidentified source said. "He is allegedly our top media reporter -- yet he failed to report on the scoop that everyone in the office knew. And if he wants to say he didn't know, he is truly terrible at his job." ... The cable news vet who spoke to the Daily Mail insisted the same fate should await Stelter. "Brian Stelter should be calling his agent to start looking for another job," the source said. "He's been Jeff Zucker's water boy for years and no one believes he didn't know about all of this."
... "He's been sitting on his moral high horse doing Jeff's bidding and ripping Fox and every other media outlet that Jeff tells him to while his ratings crash and burn," the source told the Daily Mail. "Where was he on the biggest story at his own network after chastising everyone else?"Other extremely useless CNN employees are also very worried about their jobs.
"Jeff is a remarkable person and an incredible leader," [Alysein] Camerota said. "He has this uncanny ability to make, I think, every one of us feel special and valuable in our own way, even though he is managing an international news organization of thousands of people."Janice Dean pointed out that Alysein (or whatever porn spelling she uses) used to talk about Fox being a den of iniquity but now she's all about Zucker and his Mistress. And here's another absolute no-talent who must surely know she's on her way out with the old regime:
Ana Navarro-Cardenas - 6h Grateful that during merger w/ATT, which required government approval, when Trump people pressured #JeffZucker to fire me and other Trump critics, he basically told them to fuck off. He steadfastly defended CNN and had his people's back, even when it was hard and brought consequences.You're a low-functioning, low-class psychopath and your IQ is squarely in the subnormal range. You look like you smell like a circus's run-off. Shut the fuck up and go back to beating rugs with your misshapen peasant club-feet and giving spastic hand-jays to undiscriminating rat-catchers, you hideous bestial bloated-milk-sausage-shaped She-Tard. Thanks to Jane D'Oh for that.
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Megyn KellyRolling Stone:
@megynkelly 38m Rolling Stone: - Zucker's affair w/Gollust began in *1996* when she was a TRAINEE at NBC & he was EP of Today. Their statements that it began recently are "total bullshit." They lied to Warner "over & over again." -w/in one year she went from trainee to Sr Publicist for Today
But sources who worked closely with Zucker and Gollust dating back to their days at The Today Show in the mid-Nineties dispute their statements in the memo. In reality, these sources tell Rolling Stone, Zucker became romantically entangled with Gollust back in 1996, when she was a trainee in NBC's corporate communications group and he was the married executive producer of The Today Show. "It was the worst-kept secret, but Jeff was seen as untouchable," says one insider. "And their statements [in the memo] are total bullshit."When Allison Gollust said "our relationship evolved during the pandemic," she meant they started doing Boris and Natasha Role-Play Scenarios. And pegging. So... every single promotion was awarded while standing watch on the hurricane deck of the good ship Zucker. So, okay, Gollust will not be remaining at CNN. I read yesterday, I think maybe Megyn Kelly retweeted it, that women at CNN are demanding she goes. Women especially don't like other women dick-riding their way to promotions. Jeff Zucker must be really kicking himself for letting Gollust pillow-talk him into doing favors for I Fratelli Cuomo. CNN is investigating this relationship.
CNN boss Jeff Zucker and his paramour Allison Gollust had an inappropriately close friendship with former Gov. Andrew Cuomo -- personally calling him to do news segments with his brother Chris Cuomo and even coaching him on what to say during his infamous COVID briefings, The Post has learned.Zucker is always telling his stupid meat-puppets what to say on-air. Fake Jake Tapper is just his ugly marionette. They all are.
Gollust and Zucker -- the latter of whom dramatically quit CNN Wednesday after their affair was exposed -- also gave Andrew Cuomo endless positive coverage because of their relationship, sources said. "While those 11:30 a.m. daily briefings by Andrew were across every network, they boosted ratings in a poorly performing slot for CNN," one source said. According to a source [close] to Cuomo, "Zucker and Gollust even advised Andrew what to say -- how to respond and particularly how to hit back at [President Donald] Trump to make it more compelling TV.Why don't people trust CNN?, fat sack of fat Brian Stelter asked for the hundredth time.
"No network head should be coaching an elected official," the source added. "It's absolutely the antithesis of CNN's standards of business."LOL, you're adorable. Zucker also wanted more Andrew Cuomo appearances on Fredo's show:
Zucker also directly reached out to Cuomo at least once to urge him to keep coming on his brother’s show, according to the source. "They wanted more appearances," the source said.
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Zucker was asked about his closeness to Andrew Cuomo by the law firm Cravath, Swaine & Moore which is in the process of doing an independent probe into Chris Cuomo's efforts to help is governor brother battle sexual misconduct allegations.And CNN isn't investigating idly -- Rolling Stone says that CNN has enough dirt, they think, to deny Zucker any severance payment. The more dirt they dig up, the more solid case they have for the eventual lawsuit. By the way: Now that it's clear that Zucker and Gollust were behaving completely unethically with Andrew and Fredo Cuomo, we know that it wasn't Fredo Cuomo's unethical journalistic behavior that got him fired. Which means it must have been... the sex charges against him that came to light during the review of Fredo's behavior. So maybe Zucker has his own bomb to drop on Fredo.
Zucker was interviewed by the law firm last week, during which details of his affair with colleague Allison Gollust emerged, forcing him to step down from CNN.
Now that is been revealed Zucker & Gollust were coaching Andrew Cuomo's press briefings, perhaps @brianstelter would care to explain the extent of his knowledge as well while making these comments. https://t.co/VhVKHuMKLH
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) February 3, 2022
Imagine falling for the Jeff Zucker cover story pic.twitter.com/xWGZwugxRj
— Truckistan Amb. Poso 🏁 (@JackPosobiec) February 3, 2022
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 03, 2022 04:51 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 04:51 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 03, 2022 04:52 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 04:52 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 04:52 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 04:52 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 04:52 PM (QYPq3)
Nothing better than interporkrind war among these rotten leftist totalitarian factions.
Meanwhile on Woke Racist ESPN: "What's the problem? White people!"
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 04:53 PM (J0eML)
Posted by: BignJames at February 03, 2022 04:53 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Our Betters at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (J0eML)
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (9otr5)
I cannot wait.
Cannot.
Wait.
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (dfRN6)
"They wanted more appearances," the source said.
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Yeah...it's not the affair that's getting Zucker canned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: goodluckduck at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (pCXlW)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (Vq3aS)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (pZNr0)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (9otr5)
Was that wrong?
Posted by: George Costanza, CNN Chief Ethics Officer at February 03, 2022 04:55 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 04:55 PM (F4b8f)
They're all bad guys at that cesspool. Someone's gotta win.
Like a game between two teams you hate, a spectator can only enjoy it if there is blood. Lots of it.
So, let's not keep us all waiting forever, Jake. Grab a club.
You know they'll be coming for you too. I'm sure your closet is full.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2022 04:55 PM (MFphb)
I cannot wait.
Cannot.
Wait.
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (0G13K)
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It's just sex dolls. He cries when a real woman touches him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Mishdog at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (QB22o)
-- No one at XNN
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (mD/uy)
Until one of the fake folding chairs isn't a fake folding chair, but a real one.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (pZNr0)
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (m+EAE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (dNqv+)
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Back when she was a serious actress?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)
Open secret.
These people are horrible.
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (9otr5)
Remember: CNN was the Avenatti & Stormy News Network for ALL of 2017 and 2018.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 04:57 PM (J0eML)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (pZNr0)
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Wildly unethical behavior in terms of steering the coverage and focus of CNN while presiding over a massive ratings crash after Trump left office would do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
LMMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (dNqv+)
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Back when she was a serious actress?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)
She had a serious rack. That's all you need with a movie like "Can't Hardly Wait".
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 04:57 PM (V6f9+)
Open secret.
These people are horrible.
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (9otr5)
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"And these are the good guys! Imagine how much worse conservative men are!"
-Leftist women in media
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 04:57 PM (axyOa)
Wait, has Russia been blamed for zucker's ousting, yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 04:58 PM (J0eML)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (LvTSG)
'serious actor/actress' is an oxymoron.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 04:58 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 04:58 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Senor Coffee (What my wife gets me at McDonalds) at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (iSbhf)
Thanks to Jane D'Oh for that."
Wow, Ace - you got that insulte from Jane D'oh? Remind me never to get on her bad side, m'kay?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (mdjgu)
Please tell me that that was supposed to be "coached." Lie if you must.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (nfrXX)
She had a serious rack. That's all you need with a movie like "Can't Hardly Wait".
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 04:57 PM (V6f9+)
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This is the "I'm a serious actress and you only hire me because of my impressive acting talent" look.
https://tinyurl.com/y2ph34vw
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: BignJames at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 04:57 PM (V6f9+)
Serious<Epic<Homeric.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is not a spelling Nazi at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (PiwSw)
CNN is a cesspool. The negative credibility they had before just got even more negative.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2022 05:00 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 05:00 PM (SH2Zi)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ph34vw
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
Well....it worked.
Was she one of Harvey's girls, like Gwyneth?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:00 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:00 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ph34vw
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
I wonder how much of the bottle of canola oil they sprayed on her?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:00 PM (dNqv+)
Open secret.
These people are horrible.
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (9otr5)
Oh, that dweeb with the rape switch for the door? Allison Gollust invited him to Jeff Zucker's 54th birthday party. In 2019. Well after he was fired from NBC.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 03, 2022 05:00 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 05:01 PM (pZNr0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 05:01 PM (F4b8f)
Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?
Posted by: Tater at February 03, 2022 05:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 03, 2022 05:01 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 04:58 PM (dNqv+)
Daniel Day Lewis.
Dustin Hoffman, when he gave a shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:01 PM (V6f9+)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ph34vw
It's a good look if you can pull it off.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:02 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 05:02 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Jake Tapper, sweating under the hot lights at February 03, 2022 05:02 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 04:53 PM (J0eML)
I found the un woke part of ESPN in the oddest place... ESPN FC...its their soccer news show (I'm a sucker for the US Men's team). They have good commentary, and one of the frequent guests Craig Burley makes fun of wokeness. Alot of the hosts and guests get ticked about whiney floppers too.
Posted by: Mishdog at February 03, 2022 05:02 PM (QB22o)
Posted by: Devildog Dan at February 03, 2022 05:02 PM (R/gyP)
You can tell the serious ones.
They don't flinch under fire.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:02 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 05:02 PM (KbCG3)
Hi. Have you met our Vice President, Kumswala Harris?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Hey -- wasn't one of (or the) producer on Tapper's show one of the pedophiles recently arrested???
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 05:03 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 05:03 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 03, 2022 05:03 PM (nxdel)
Kinky perverts!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 03, 2022 05:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 05:03 PM (URNdm)
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Yes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (LvTSG)
I think Jake Tapper's Dirtbox comments here.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (WLqUl)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (j9HX3)
Now, is Ana Navarro the one who looks like a bald dude who looks like a potato?
Cause, well...you know.
Posted by: Undiscriminating Rat-Catcher at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (5NkmN)
Thanks to Jane D'Oh for that.
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Lol. I wish to hell I HAD said that. I'm not that poetic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 05:04 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Another Anon at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (bW28E)
Posted by: BignJames at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (AwYPR)
I will hire him for the Super Cancer Cure Squad
SCCS....Activate!!
...Joe The Dip...
Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (vd8XM)
Part of me seriously wonders if the destruction of Clinton News Network could come at a worse time for the Rats.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (dWWS4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (II3Gr)
CNN is a cesspool. The negative credibility they had before just got even more negative.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 04:59 PM (rF64X)
There was a tell-all book, "Snowblind", about the behind-the-scenes shenanigans at SNL. There was another book about the shenanigans at ESPN. I wonder who's going to tell the story behind what went on at CNN? We probably won't see all the good 'goss' until one of them signs a fat book deal.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 03, 2022 05:06 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: BLAC SABBATH at February 03, 2022 05:06 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:06 PM (ptqGC)
"The tough part is to not get any of it on all that white linen, it stains bad and shows up on the camera"
--Key Grip
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:06 PM (KZzsI)
You bastards are fast.
I had to read the entire novel before I could post my feeble joke.
Pedantic Horde mind.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 03, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Tater at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (786Ro)
The first rule of MSM sex club is: There are no affairs or sexual harassment in the MSM.
Tapper's pissed at the idea that colleagues would rat each other out!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 04:56 PM (dNqv+)
Best teen movie of the nineties! "The beer has gone bad!"
Posted by: Mishdog at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (QB22o)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)
And the only way he was pulling that was by paying her, with company money. Second in pathetic only to the people like Tater and Co., who knew, and defend him.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
I'd love to see that smug FNC defector wrung through the mud.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Kumala Harris at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (9PjK4)
It's old school mob
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 03, 2022 05:07 PM (Zv9tI)
I. Simply. Don't Care.
They are all miserable people working for miserable companies in a miserable industry.
Posted by: goatexchange at February 03, 2022 05:08 PM (APPN8)
Let's just say that a fully loaded potato means something entirely different around the office.
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 03, 2022 05:08 PM (WIpOf)
Part of me seriously wonders if the destruction of Clinton News Network could come at a worse time for the Rats.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (dWWS4)
Agree it places him in an awkward position, but when he's living in such an enormous glass house, perhaps the sanctimonious POS should stop throwing stones.
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:08 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:08 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM
Current view of Zucker's office at CNN (SFW):
https://is.gd/9Lwqv4
Posted by: Bert G, Munching on Lumpia at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (skBlI)
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (FJYfm)
Anime Love Pillows still count as a side piece for Tater.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (WLqUl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (ptqGC)
"Look, I don't care what you do, just pretend its you I'm molesting rather than... what was her name again? Something I can't pronounce. its hard to tell over the lisp that baby tooth that fell out causes"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:10 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (FJYfm)
Tater's lucky he has a regular piece, let alone a side piece.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (FJYfm)
Anime Love Pillows still count as a side piece for Tater.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (V6f9+)
==========
"SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)
Freight it with all the indignation and hypocrisy and partisanship and moral preening and excreta, and at base you still have a guy who took a mistress.
(Strokes chin, looks skyward)
We're not going to get more prepared for invasion than this. What's the wait?
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 05:10 PM (x8kT3)
You have lumpia?! GIMME!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: abbynormal at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (Xpj5t)
Its gotta be Zuck, he seems loyal to the point of stupidity and very willing to reward people with jobs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (pZNr0)
LOTS of pics out there of Zuck's actual wife and her bestie ... Ghislaine Maxwell.
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 05:10 PM (x8kT3)
========
Oceans? Also, South America is still working on it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (786Ro)
Foreign or Domestic?
Posted by: Oschisms at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (BD0Jm)
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:08 PM (FJYfm)
Seeing Tater nervous is always fun to watch. He's probably the most nervous when someone comes up to him with a box grater, some sour cream, a stick of butter, and some chives (or is he?), but seeing him want to engage in oral decadence with the new CNN management to preserve his precious CNN gig is amusing enough.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (WLqUl)
Posted by: Jordan61
Tater has to wear a bag to masturbate
Posted by: Bruce at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (vd8XM)
*turns up heat on Satan's chicken rotisserie
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (WFMLs)
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (trdmm)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ph34vw "
I must be getting old. I look at that picture and think " I wish my knees could still bend like that" LOL
Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (NbCh4)
You have lumpia?! GIMME!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (Ez6QX)
*looks up lumpia* Yum! Me too!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is not a spelling Nazi at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking
On Canadian roads, in winter? No, just no....(smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (r1z5A)
--Stelter clutching his Dakimakura
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (ptqGC)
Current view of Zucker's office at CNN (SFW):
https://is.gd/9Lwqv4
Posted by: Bert G, Munching on Lumpia at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (skBlI)
.....and I would hire them all, if I could...
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (V13WU)
^^Ace can read our minds!
Posted by: Iris at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (DibdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)
No. Yes.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (x8kT3)
https://is.gd/9Lwqv4
Posted by: Bert G, Munching on Lumpia at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (skBlI)
We all just endured a very long period of Whoopi's face at the top of the page. Ain't none of us going to risk that link.
*One of you Morons is going to prove me a liar
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (QYPq3)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ph34vw "
I must be getting old. I look at that picture and think " I wish my knees could still bend like that" LOL
Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (NbCh4)
Hah. I can still sit indian style. It is getting up that is not as graceful as it used to be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (ptqGC)
Maddow just went on hiatus until April. Coincidence?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (x8kT3)
========
How goes the cheese maker? For, you know, Jesus did bless them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (LvTSG)
so today he had tater wailing "I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight! You can't leave, Daddy!" like as in a sad kid when his parents are divorcing. sad little tater.
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (Vq3aS)
Ha.
Spot on!
We'll know the real details of the event in Syria long before we know what is happening at CNN.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anderson Vanderbilt 360 at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (786Ro)
Anime Love Pillows still count as a side piece for Tater.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:09 PM (V6f9+)
Um, Tater? About your Anime Love Pillow?
You do know that Pikachu is a dude, right?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (5NkmN)
Women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant should not take Alysein™ because of the risk of a rare but specific type of birth defect.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (P4LRL)
https://is.gd/9Lwqv4
How long until Fen pops in with 'I don't recognize that couch?'
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (j9HX3)
And Epstein.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: abbynormal at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (Xpj5t)
I'm sure the passion and decadence shared between Zucker and Allison was based on true love, respect, shared perspective...lol, of course not! Allison will either find another rich media mogul to she can get a job from him, or she's going to return to the streets after cleaning out Zucker's bank account(s).
Posted by: Thrawn at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 05:05 PM (dWWS4)
It's a lot of fun to watch the tide turning, isn't it? I chalk it up to the fact that when the wheels come off, they ALL come off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM
And female.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (II3Gr)
--Stelter turning the Dakimakura over to reveal the naughty side
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM
Ha! Forgot to change my nic back last night.
But, yeah, there's some in my freezer.
Posted by: Bert G, Formerly Munching on Lumpia at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (skBlI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (trdmm)
A reasonable goal- but both men know a lot about what's happening at CNN, and revealing things like systemic pedophilia could cause huge problems for CNN in particular and the megacorp system generally.
They will skin each other just to be the one who collects severance.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (dWWS4)
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (j9HX3)
And Epstein.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)
The plot thickens
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (pZNr0)
He was so blinded with his hate for Trump that he took his entire network down instead.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (V13WU)
It's a producer who had little girls brought to his house to train them sexually. What's the big deal?
It's another producer who repeatedly said he wanted to f*ck a 13-year-old. What's the big deal?
It's me getting my colleague Mr. Stelter to smear potato salad off my naked body. What's the big deal?
Posted by: Alyson I Am A Camerota at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (mNhhD)
And Tater likes eating.
Where does Tater go after this?
Whither Tater?
He deserves to end up living in a filthy tent in a homeless encampment. In Venice, CA, where he can bore his tent neighbors with stories of his Venice glory days, ordering beer flights served in a skateboard.
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (AMIL/)
Nah. He'll be promoted to the paid service CNN+ w/ Chris Wallace that will never get off the ground.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (ju2Fy)
Gollust?
Would not hit.
Posted by: Anderson Vanderbilt 360 at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (786Ro)
Not even with a tire iron?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (dNqv+)
Same. This past weekend I was sitting on the floor cleaning out a cabinet. I got up with difficulty and then walked around all stooped over for a few minutes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (Ez6QX)
And that Trump actually cared enough about her babbling to demand she be fired.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (eMEkg)
I replied with, "Did you want a continual inbox-jamming snowstorm of emails as I set this up over the last 3 days? I only finished the project this minute."
He calmed down after that. I'm tired of this place, I really am.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (LvTSG)
Shut up big nose.
Posted by: ITS FROM THE MOVIE at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER (RETIRED) at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Yeah, the knees are starting to ask questions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (trdmm)
Ah, so you get it. Yes. And given the systemic power of The Trump Curse, I don't for a second believe this is all spontaneous.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (dWWS4)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (4bJys)
CNN staffers have known Zucker as a survivor. He has survived colon cancer, heart surgery and other health setbacks; and, looking like THAT. Even his ejaculate is misshapen.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (pf8+U)
But, yeah, there's some in my freezer.
Posted by: Bert G, Formerly Munching on Lumpia at February 03, 2022 05:14 PM (skBlI)
My son briefly dated a Filipina. She made kickass lumpia.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (/LImD)
President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador had said in October that he wants to declare lithium a "strategic mineral" and reserve future exploration and mining to the government. Lithium is a key component of batteries.
It hadn't been clear if he would rely on private companies to do the work, which Mexico has no experience in. But Lopez Obrador said Wednesday that a newly created government company will do the mining and processing.
The president also said a private lithium mine in the northern state of Sonora that involves a Chinese company would not be allowed to start production.
"What they want to do is to continue looting and that is over. We are going to take legal steps," Lopez Obrador said.
Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Our Betters at February 03, 2022 04:54 PM (3YVs3)
Someone alert Knee Pads
Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Greyman27 at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (RKLPC)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (dYqMk)
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the dream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (63Dwl)
I cannot wait.
Cannot.
Wait.
Posted by: ace
----------------
It will come out to the soundtrack of the Fixx's One Thing Leads to Another.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (0OmEj)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE SET IS THE ONE FROM THIS IS NOT A REAL PRON AUDITION AND THERE IS NO MOVIE BUT THERE IS NO FAUX-DUMB TEENAGER BENT OVER A DESK AND NO FAUX-DIRECTOR WITH AN IMPROBABLY LARGE ZOOM LENS ON AN SLR POINTED AT HER BUTT WHEN A CELLPHONE WOULD'VE WORKED BUT WHATEVER NICE COUCH IF YOU LIKE THAT KIND OF CHEAP COUCH.
Posted by: ZOD ROTHLISBURGER at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (x8kT3)
now way
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (V13WU)
That's from Fake Agent or something, right?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (Ez6QX)
What's up with that?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alyson I Am A Camerota at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (mNhhD)
I.... think this might be the worst sex crime possible.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (dWWS4)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Anderson Vanderbilt 360 at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (786Ro)
Not even with a tire iron?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (ptqGC)
He's a feygelah so probably neither way.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Capn bill at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (786Ro)
Well, this is interesting.
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Alisyn Camerota at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (9Fwwf)
Whoa.
BECOME an embarrassment?
Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ore-Ida at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (WmGrA)
==
that was in the works as soon as Biden got in, in exchange for some favors, no doubt (border flexibility y/)..time to check what contract he, his buddies and family have with that yet to be named company
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
One time I couched Stelter's mom. But I wore a rubber. Don't blame me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (Cf/uA)
Adds proof to my theory that Zucker lost a nut in an alien abduction medical experiment, and tater is what happened when it went sentient.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (VwHCD)
thanks guys and especially Ace!
I mean I'm laughing darkly but still, it counts.
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (/LImD)
The Yakuza would prefer to go out with dignity.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (dWWS4)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (WIpOf)
Well, this is interesting.
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (FJYfm)
Not interesting (apologies) just tawdry and sad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (KZzsI)
Are there still Geek Shows? Cuz Tater's gotta eat.
*works furiously on new movie script, "Nightmare Network"*
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (hsOar)
My cheese/wine/fridge is busted. I need to buy a new one.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (Ez6QX)
looks like trash from 1999....
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (V13WU)
I replied with, "Did you want a continual inbox-jamming snowstorm of emails as I set this up over the last 3 days? I only finished the project this minute."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
You're a better man than I am. I pretty much lost my filter after we figured out we were financial okay.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (mD/uy)
Well, this is interesting.
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (FJYfm)
Obviously her ex should be asking a few questions and doing a few of those genetic tests.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (j9HX3)
That ZOD ROETHLISBERGER post is killing me. There are other people in my office and I'm trying so hard not to laugh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
Alysin, I know Zucker's firing is killing you,
Oh, Alysin,
His aim was true.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (UdDZ2)
Capital A Ace is best Ace.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (a3Q+t)
you just want your microdose of bats, to keep going for another few hours....
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (V13WU)
Agreed. Some of the B-side "Portland" versions of "Can't Hardly Wait" ("Tim"-era stuff, mostly) are awesome as well.
Posted by: Greyman27 at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (RKLPC)
*works furiously on new movie script, "Nightmare Network"*
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 05:19 PM (5NkmN)
Damn, I keep seeing Tater as Pennywise from the It TV movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (dNqv+)
How long until Fen pops in with 'I don't recognize that couch?'
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:13 PM (WIpOf)
Why would I say that? Why am I supposed to recognize it? It wasn't like I was a going up the ladder at CNN being somebody's mistress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (dprVF)
Whaaaat?!
Oh yeah, the Zucker's are in Ghislane's little black book.
Confirmation on why CNN did not cover the Epstein/Maxwell child sex slave scandal story.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (URNdm)
The entire network is an embarrassment.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (BbSpR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (KZzsI)
When you see a contradiction...there isn't.
Posted by: Aynie Oakleaves at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (trdmm)
Trying to be objective -- from a high-level, I think that Zucker was entirely misplaced as a CEO of a major news organization. He turned CNN into an "entertainment" network with a "news" gloss.
He pushed for CNN to be better entertainment for people, while trashing CNN's reputation as a news org.
If this isn't the direction that CNN's board (or AT&T's, or whatever) wanted to go in, they should have gotten rid of him much earlier. CNN's reputation has been destroyed and needs to be rebuilt from the ground-up.
I don't think it's going to happen, but that's what needs to happen if it wants to become a news org again.
What a mess. Hope those few years of OK ratings were worth it to corporate.
Posted by: Revenant at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (TZivQ)
Or Lynyrd Skynyrd documentaries.
https://youtu.be/wFIkQjDtwOw
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (txdEq)
The finish line is in sight!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: ace
It's probably Eddie Murphy, Danny Bonaduce, and Charlie Sheen all rolled up into one.
Posted by: Bert G at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (skBlI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:22 PM (dNqv+)
I'm sure they'd wreck the place on the way out and crap in the halls and offices.
Thus giving the new owners the opportunity to show what CNN has been all along.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at February 03, 2022 05:22 PM (z3WOQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (KZzsI)
Yeah, but they're not crashing for the right reason. They should crash because they truly suck at journalism.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:22 PM (Y5qcH)
Some FNM bigwig used his office for nookie. I mean...don't they all?
And at least in this case it was apparently a willing adult woman so...that's something right?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 05:22 PM (ESjRY)
I was about 24 hours too early:
The only thing missing from this Farce is david cuck french weighing in and taking "whoopi's" side. But even he won't touch this to score some easy points during black history month.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2022 07:01 PM
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 05:22 PM (J0eML)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2022 05:22 PM (4bJys)
Posted by: Jeffrey T at February 03, 2022 05:22 PM (vN+oL)
The 'mats are just good old fashioned rock and roll. Fuckin' loved those guys.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM
There are many chirophiles here at the HQ. I hope someday you'll join us.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (UdDZ2)
I think that might be a bad bet at this point. Who wants him - NBC? Fox? he's tainted goods now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (V13WU)
Well, this is interesting.
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (FJYfm)
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So Zucker was fucking her the entirety of her marriage.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (eMEkg)
Those on the chopping block (which is basically everyone) are sucking up to Zucker assuming he will land on his feet at another news outlet with hiring power (which he will).
Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2022 05:20 PM (UdDZ2)
-------
You're right, and it's amazing to me. He gets shitcanned at NBC for destroying it, gets hired at CNN, destroys it next, gets shitcanned again, and I'll bet he has another net-exec position in a couple years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: Bert G at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (skBlI)
At the same time? That is a lot of failure (and hair product)* in one place at the same time.
They had to burn the sheets.
*and STDs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (IJES/)
They're afraid of her lawsuits? She was abused by CNN executives over and over and...
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (GYllL)
There goes that 'incredible' word again. Everything good in the Left world is incredible I suppose since everything else is so shitty.
Posted by: Ciampino at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 05:24 PM (5PzDj)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 03, 2022 05:24 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (eMEkg)
And they say true love doesn't exist...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:24 PM (V6f9+)
Their dreadful ratings have been the crash because of that. I mean, they have a lot of viewers still (hundreds of thousands) but compared to their audience? They're world wide for God's sake. That's as bad as my book sales when taken in perspective.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
Wait. Jane has access to the time machine?
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 05:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (a3Q+t)
chirophile is not a word !!
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:24 PM (V13WU)
But Trump knows branding. He thought it a bad move for that giant corporation to get tangled up in the partisan news business.
So now they are finalizing the transfer of TimeWarner to Discovery. And CNN is blowing up in a public way. This could be problematic for AT&T
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2022 05:25 PM (9otr5)
I replied with, "Did you want a continual inbox-jamming snowstorm of emails as I set this up over the last 3 days? I only finished the project this minute."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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You're a better man than I am. I pretty much lost my filter after we figured out we were financial okay.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2022
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Oh, I'm receiving my SS now, and am planning to retire this spring or early summer. Amazing, the courage and strength that gives you.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 05:25 PM (txdEq)
What made me almost spit out my coffee laughing was I asked myself exactly this when reading that earlier paragraph.
Posted by: harbqll at February 03, 2022 05:25 PM (tpLW4)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (IJES/)
Are you doing that Wordle thing? I keep meaning to try that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:25 PM (Ez6QX)
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just one ? qbats
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:25 PM (V13WU)
It's also so competitive, ANY activity which moves one up the food chain is embraced and acted upon, it's like any business...but 10X worse.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 05:15 PM (txdEq)
Sounds like my last boss except the tits would have remained agitated.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (KZzsI)
Then Jay Bennet got kicked out and they became a Dad Rock band.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:17 PM (Iq9dF)
There's a great song.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:22 PM (Y5qcH)
That's not a corporate problem, that's a societal problem - and by that I mean our society and all of its institutions are too massively corrupt to support old style honest journalism anymore. So I'm just glad to watch CNN crash no matter what the reason.
I don't mean to say it's hopeless, society can be reformed, and it must be. But that is going to take many years of hard work by all of us to get there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (trdmm)
Now there is a sentence I never thought I'd read.
On the other hand, it gives hope to basement dwellers everywhere, because the bar for "top reporter at CNN" is so low, they too, have a chance to be the face of CNN.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (dYqMk)
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-- and his salami, but mostly his salami.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (5PzDj)
It's also so competitive, ANY activity which moves one up the food chain is embraced and acted upon, it's like any business...but 10X worse.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM
In other words, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" is a documentary.
Posted by: Bert G at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (skBlI)
So Zucker was fucking her the entirety of her marriage.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (eMEkg)
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Gollust's husband must live with the knowledge that he canoodled with a partner heavily seeded with Zucker molecules
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (pf8+U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
She didnt, she just implied that hoping everyone is as stupid as CNNs 63 viewers.
Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (V13WU)
Some word game all the cool kids are playing. I think you have to guess a 5 letter word in a certain amount of tries.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (Ez6QX)
Notice how Bill Gates' ex-wife is keeping her mouth shut.
Either she's been paid off or threatened. Or both.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (J0eML)
I always hated the Vocal treatment they gave to the shout chorus in that.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:28 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 03, 2022 05:23 PM (IJES/)
Try 'Quim' and cover both
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:28 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (pf8+U)
Marinated in Zucker DNA.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:28 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: goldust at February 03, 2022 05:28 PM (1r1Cc)
Posted by: Austin Powers at February 03, 2022 05:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2022 05:25 PM (9otr5)
ATT is taking out the trash rather than covering it up. I think this will be neutral to positive for their image.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:28 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (V13WU)
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An anagram for "Worlde." As in, don't got to the edge of the worlde, for here there be dragons.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (5pTK/)
Rudy, that right there is some EPIC level Trolling.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (oHd/0)
Either she's been paid off or threatened. Or both.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (J0eML)
Or a willing accomplice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (WIpOf)
Come to think of it, Gollust's husband has the same no-win possibilities as Stelter: Did Know, Didn't Know.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (pf8+U)
He's a Zuck Cuck
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (WIpOf)
It's jarring, I always assumed The Fixx or their producer did it on purpose.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (V6f9+)
There's a great song.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (V6f9+)
Agreed.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)
But to do it under the pretext that "he didn't report" on Zucker's affair with Gollust makes no sense.
He's supposed to open his show with that?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (mR6Gs)
That's a big win for team us.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)
chirophile is not a word !!
Posted by: runner
a chirophile is the off spring of a soutnern irish family wiht pretensions of grandeur.
example: paddy and maddy o'toole have chirren named taddy, and paddy jr. so they are chiro'philes.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (IJES/)
'BK' (as they called him) reigned over a serious screwup in the underlying process technology for making semiconductor devices. It cost the shareholders billions in profit, but he left because of a "improper relationship with a colleague".
You see, there typically aren't shareholder lawsuits over an outgoing CEO who screwed up with a relationship, but there are for a CEO who lost billions.
The "affair exit" is now the preferred exit scenario for CEOs who screwed over the shareholders.
Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 03, 2022 05:30 PM (3cGpq)
>>Either she's been paid off or threatened. Or both.
I believe got a couple of billion dollars.
That should buy a lifetime of silence.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2022 05:30 PM (Ls9Kq)
Posted by: kate hill at February 03, 2022 05:30 PM (1r1Cc)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (Ez6QX)
cool. *wonder if it's free
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:30 PM (V13WU)
I'd have gone to that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:30 PM (V6f9+)
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That term is pretty standard in cooking circles.
Posted by: Ciampino at February 03, 2022 05:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:26 PM (V13WU)
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An anagram for "Worlde." As in, don't got to the edge of the worlde, for here there be dragons.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (5pTK/)
I discovered that the world is REALLY shaped like a Can, not flat.
Because I went around the world parallel to the equator, but never went over the Poles. Ergo, I am convinced that if you try to go over the poles? You'll fall off.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (oHd/0)
The beatings will continue until moral improves at CNN.
And that's beautiful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (BFigT)
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Literally said this out loud when I read that.
I guess it's really true that whoredom ages you.
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (Z13xO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (CnBTt)
Posted by: SMOD at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (X5CsJ)
Hmmm. This is a crazy, insane scenario, I know but what if the CEO was not actually having an affair?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: runner
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Only one place left for a man of his talent--Biden's Cabinet.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (Iq9dF)
As to the ratings, well...
They told an obvious, verifiable, and yuuuuge lie about Donald Trump. The viewers they retained after this were the dumber cohort of their audience, and they kept them aboard by lying constantly about the first lie paying off and getting Donald Trump out of office or even imprisoned.
That failed to materialize, and left only the truly insane dullards who are fine with being lied to forever, so long as the liar shares their hatred of Donald Trump.
Now Donald Trump is gone, and even those suburban wino chicks have checked out. It's over.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (Cf/uA)
Isn't that like 1/3 of the US Festival?
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
Totally faceless band though. I couldn't tell you one member of the band or pick any of them out of a lineup.
Yes, some great songs
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (mR6Gs)
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Queue?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (sWM8x)
That's a big win for team us.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)
But enough about Jizzlane Maxwell!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:32 PM (V6f9+)
I'd have gone to that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 05:30 PM (V6f9+)
Yeah, the only concert I saw in 83 was when the New Jersey Big Band, rocked the f'n HOUSE at the Beirut Auditorium.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (oHd/0)
Either she's been paid off or threatened. Or both.
She is no longer giving her part to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and decided to do her own philanthropy without Bill's name attached...
Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (Cf/uA)
But they'll all reconstitute as soon as Trump announces 2024
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (mR6Gs)
That's a big win for team us.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)
alas, they never quit, they will find another
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (V13WU)
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Our Irish down here in the South must be very, very different from Irish up north.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (CnBTt)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (5kI0z)
I always wondered about those electronica bands, how good they would be live. But the Fixx really did have great musicians so they probably were okay.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (KZzsI)
No. But one of the principle songwriters in early Wilco was Jay Bennet (Lead Guitar) and he was obviously a Replacements fan.
He kinda dragged their live sound towards Garage Rock.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (Ez6QX)
cool. *wonder if it's free
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:30 PM (V13WU)
The cookies are.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM (axyOa)
lulz:
Pelosi tells US Olympic athletes to keep their mouths shut in china or else they'll incur the anger of the "chinese govt," aka the US govt.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM (J0eML)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:30 PM (V13WU)
I think it is now, but the creator just sold it to the New York Times, so maybe not for long.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (5kI0z)
I was going to comment about that....but got distracted...
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM (V13WU)
Some FNM bigwig used his office for nookie. I mean...don't they all?
I care to the extent that we've had to endure many years of ginned up sex scandals, such as Trump saying "grab 'em by the pussy" and 'Kavanaugh is a sexual predator'. from CNN (and others) and they are now being outed as an organization rife with sexual harassers, pedophiles, and garden-variety "make another job for the boss' mistress" type behavior.
I want this to fill the airwaves, I want all of them shamed and fired, sued and prosecuted (where applicable). They are scumbags and this needs to be dragged out into the harsh light of day.
And they can STFU with their moralizing and talk of "character," now thankyouverymuch.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM (URNdm)
As a strong empowered woman who rose to the top based on my intelligence and job performance, I'm highly offended. I may have to sue. After I have a crying jag in the bathroom.
Posted by: Allison Gollust at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (CnBTt)
Wico's roots were in Uncle Tupelo, which essentially split into Wilco and Son Volt
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2022 05:35 PM (mR6Gs)
He probably was at least at one time but a lot of the dysfunctional relationships are like Maxwell and Epstein or Valmont and what's her name in Dangerous Liaisons. Call it partner in crime syndrome.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:35 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:24 PM
Well, it is, but I mistyped, and it is the incorrect word in this context.
Chiroptophile is the word I meant, and that you seek.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at February 03, 2022 05:35 PM (OMKK+)
lulz:
Pelosi tells US Olympic athletes to keep their mouths shut in china or else they'll incur the anger of the "chinese govt," aka the US govt.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM (J0eML)
Heh. What do you want to bet Feinstein's Chinaman driver has a brother that delivers Nancy's ice cream or whatever?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 05:35 PM (Cf/uA)
@JaniceDean
Wow. So Zucker and his girlfriend were the ones behind the jokey interviews while thousands of seniors were dying. They thought the Cuomo brothers Comedy hour was better TV than actually reporting news during a once in a lifetime pandemic. They both should be FIRED.
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You misspelled charged, indicted, prosecuted, convicted, and imprisoned for ACCESSORY and CONSPIRACY COMMIT MURDER.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 05:35 PM (5PzDj)
Mostly, that the lead singer liked to use his hand not holding the microphone like a puppet that was singing to him while he was singing to the audience.
Weird.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 05:35 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM (J0eML)
So, there is an 18 years old Female skier, who was born and raised and TRAINED in the US, who will compete for the ChiComms. Her decision.
Boot her and take her fucking citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (5kI0z)
I know 60 year olds that would be insulted by that comparison
Posted by: JoeF. at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: CNN taking a page from Goodfellas at February 03, 2022 05:37 PM (MFphb)
Actually that was a hell of a concert, but for some reason it really did not hit it off with anyone and felt like a failure. THis was just one day's lineup:
Joe Sharino, Dave Edmunds, Eddie Money, Santana, The Cars, The Kinks, Pat Benatar, and Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
I mean, they had Fleetwood Mac, Grateful Dead, Jackson Brown, Jimmy Buffet, the B-52s, The Police, the Talking Heads, the Ramones, etc.
But for some reason it felt "meh" at the time, the ultimate expression of Gen X apathy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:37 PM (KZzsI)
Queer
Quack
Quiet
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (Y5qcH)
Quilt
Quits
Quick
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:37 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (5kI0z)
I was going to comment about that....but got distracted...
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM (V13WU)
He'd probably look even worse if he lost weight - right now his face skin is so stretched there's no wrinkles.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 03, 2022 05:37 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:37 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 05:33 PM (5kI0z)
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Are we using the English method of weighing? Because 36 stone seems a bit light, but 60 stone might be a slight exaggeration.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 03, 2022 05:37 PM (5pTK/)
Starve Russia? Uhm all Russia needs to do is annex Ukraine and laugh at the world. Unlike Germany in both World Wars.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (LNVoY)
Boot her and take her fucking citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (oHd/0)
Not the 1st US athlete to represent a communist country so they'd have a shot at going to the Olympics...this one made the mistake of actually being good enough that she would have made the US team...
Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (exHjb)
And that's beautiful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 05:31 PM (BFigT)
I love how terrified Jake Tapper sounded in that linked piece. That's a man who knows the shit is coming down.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (trdmm)
Wither, Tater.
Posted by: benr at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (vOsjD)
Posted by: Allison Gollust at February 03, 2022 05:34 PM
After consulting HordeSource(tm), the consensus advice is that you should calm down. And smile more.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)
That's a big win for team us.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Thanks for the kudos kid.
Posted by: Q at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (Y5qcH)
He kinda dragged their live sound towards Garage Rock.
Posted by: garrett
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Okay, thanks. Also thanks to JoeF for the Uncle Tupelo mention. I had some of their stuff somehow and think I would've made a replacements connection at some point.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (CnBTt)
Remember Geddy Lee used to do that when he wasn't singing? The little hand puppet thing... very odd.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 05:11 PM (j9HX3)
omg
Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (4bJys)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (LNVoY)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (r1z5A)
Sure. As long as a large media org exists, it will serve the regime with slavish devotion. It's the law.
But it would be nice to see more heads roll around on the Party's turf, getting booted around by the more cunning apparatchiks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (Cf/uA)
So, there is an 18 years old Female skier, who was born and raised and TRAINED in the US, who will compete for the ChiComms. Her decision.
Boot her and take her fucking citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13
How good can a 1/2 chinese skier be, anyway?
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (J0eML)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 03, 2022 05:27 PM (dYqMk)
My money is on Tater tots looking like baby Zucklings.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (r1z5A)
For decades now, there have been proposals to let you select (and pay for) your cable channels individually, but none of them ever get through. Who is stopping this? I know the cable companies don't want it, because no one would have more than 8 or 10 channels, but you would think some upstart cable company could make hay off of this.
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (Y5qcH)
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Quick, let us find all of the Q words so we get a quorum.
Quirky, I am.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (5pTK/)
Boot her and take her fucking citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (oHd/0)
Not the 1st US athlete to represent a communist country so they'd have a shot at going to the Olympics...this one made the mistake of actually being good enough that she would have made the US team...
Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (exHjb)
She sold out purely and utterly only for the bucks. No principal, just greed. fuck her
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: jake fapper at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (x6uUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (LNVoY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (LNVoY)
Who is she?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (LNVoY)
...
Had I not seen a banner ad yesterday I could have gone on not knowing it starts today.
The not caring is still there.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (/6GbT)
Secret Separation is one of my favorites.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (V13WU)
That's a big win for team us.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)
alas, they never quit, they will find another
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022
Tan, rested and ready!
Posted by: Fatty Steven Hayes at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Starve Russia? Uhm all Russia needs to do is annex Ukraine and laugh at the world. Unlike Germany in both World Wars.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (LNVoY)
I saw that, absolutely idiotic. The real bizarre thing is that after 80 years of saying Russia was wonderful, only Evil Reich Wingers want war with Russia, suddenly now they all want war with Russia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I have this impression that Chyna gives cash awards to its medallists
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (Zv9tI)
Posted by: Allison Gollust at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)
arrrrrrasch!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (Irn0L)
...
Someone should tell her about that Chinese tennis player.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: Soothsayer is Not the boy who cried at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (J0eML)
I think "skier" is a bit misleading. She's a snow diver. Makes more sense, now, right?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)
That's queer for a country that has a queen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (LNVoY)
No sh*t! He ages like a potato too!
>>>What was the thing benjamin button had but in reverse
Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I have this impression that Chyna gives cash awards to its medallists
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (Zv9tI)
She has signed HUGE contracts with all the big chicom companies.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (Irn0L)
CNNs business model is: "We get a cut of every subscriber base fee, whether they watch us or not." It makes them a ton of money.
Same with ESPN. But bundling is not a future and people don't really want CNN and ESPN on their streaming services.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (LNVoY)
I'm sure my husband will watch curling.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 05:38 PM (exHjb)
Meh
A lot of good athletes with dual citizenship will play for another country just to go. But as I won't be watching, I just don't care.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (axyOa)
----
For this cesspool denizens we would use a sludge hammer.
Posted by: Ciampino at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (dfRN6)
In a lot of ways, Skis are not unlike Chopsticks.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (WIpOf)
I'm sure my husband will watch curling.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)
Because it's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 03, 2022 05:41 PM (9PjK4)
Shooosh. let her find out the old fashion way, in a chinese jail
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 05:43 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: ace
It's probably Eddie Murphy, Danny Bonaduce, and Charlie Sheen all rolled up into one.
Posted by: Bert G at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (skB
Champagne anyone? Here Jeff let me pour you a nice glass. Vintage.....my girlfriends ass.
Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 03, 2022 05:43 PM (rjpjQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:43 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (V13WU)
Come to Lillehammer! Or don't. Your choice.
Posted by: Frank Tagliano at February 03, 2022 05:43 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at February 03, 2022 05:43 PM (n3KzW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:39 PM (LNVoY)
I've seen commercials so I'm aware it's happening soon but I haven't watched in a long time. It's just professionals played obscure sports - why watch?
Posted by: Iris at February 03, 2022 05:44 PM (DibdT)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (axyOa)
She is the world champion and best in the world...she had no worries about going
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 05:44 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM
Sponsored by
Lubriderm
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:44 PM (WIpOf)
How can this be? Is not his show yclept "Reliable Sources"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:45 PM (LNVoY)
Posted by: Catherine at February 03, 2022 05:45 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Javems at February 03, 2022 05:45 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 03, 2022 05:45 PM (RoIW/)
That's a big win for team us.
Posted by: JackStraw
*points to Infograph's of all the employees backgrounds from all media conglomerates making up 98% of the pie.*
Posted by: cold slim benis energy at February 03, 2022 05:46 PM (1r1Cc)
https://youtu.be/UAOaTYnWluI
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2022 05:46 PM (KZzsI)
Once that changed, I lost interest.
Plus, we have a basketball team that was robbed of their gold medal because politics trumped playing the game.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 03, 2022 05:46 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:46 PM (trdmm)
It wears a disguise to look like human guys but it's not a man it's a potato, dude!
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at February 03, 2022 05:46 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 05:46 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 05:47 PM (LNVoY)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM (axyOa)
She is the world champion and best in the world...she had no worries about going
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 05:44 PM (Irn0L)
But she decided 3 years ago, when there was no certainty. But as Chinese, she was good enough then to go b/c they sucked in the sport, and yes, I'm sure she knew that she could make bank going as a Chinese athlete to a Chinese Olympics.
Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 05:47 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Q at February 03, 2022 05:47 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at February 03, 2022 05:47 PM (n3KzW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Agreed.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:48 PM (r1z5A)
now that would be must-see TV!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:48 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Allison Gollust at February 03, 2022 05:48 PM (mNhhD)
An extraordinary post, Ace, informative and hilarious. Many thanks.
Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2022 05:48 PM (njExo)
Aim
Model
and selections from the next 3 are all I can take.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:48 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 05:16 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah, my knees give me the side-eye a lot...
Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 05:49 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Jordan61
Seduce him during the Women's Scandi matches.
Posted by: one egg is reasonable at February 03, 2022 05:49 PM (1r1Cc)
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:49 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: 7man at February 03, 2022 05:49 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Neither does my Surface keyboard. I have to go find one and copy/paste if I need it.
Posted by: Javems at February 03, 2022 05:50 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM
Watching a woman work a broom is hot. Maybe just because I haven't seen it in so long.
Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 05:50 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I can't remember when this happened but I left after the "Up close and personal" tabloid crap, never to return.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2022 05:50 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: one egg is reasonable at February 03, 2022 05:49 PM (1r1Cc)
He doesn't need seducing, believe me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)
Boot her and take her fucking citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM (oHd/0)
If you think more than 10% of her Chinese countrymen in America have any more loyalty to your people than she does...well. You are in for quite the disappointment.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 05:50 PM (dWWS4)
Oh Allison his aim is true
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 03, 2022 05:51 PM (mNhhD)
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No, but they get a lot of coverage in My Weekly Reader.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 03, 2022 05:51 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 05:51 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
**
In fairness, she might've been interested in competing against women.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 05:51 PM (hsOar)
The Second Amendment, that's like right now, if you yelled fire, that's not free speech.
From the very beginning, I have a shotgun, I have a 20 gauge, a 12 gauge.
My sons hunt.
Guess what. You are not allowed to own any weapons.
I'm not taking your gun away, at all.
You need a hundred rounds?
Here's the deal. Are you able to own a machine gun?
So are AR-15s illegal?
You know, we know from experience that speed matters. We know that you can't go too fast. It's about going too slow.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 03, 2022 05:52 PM (vrz2I)
Boot her and take her fucking citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM
Maybe she doesn't want to be in the medal ceremony and have one of her teammates kneel.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 03, 2022 05:52 PM (EughT)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:48 PM (WIpOf)
If you haven't got it, check out "Live at the El Mocambo", recorded in 1978. Great stuff. The last part of "Lipstick Vogue" sounds like a rocket taking off.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is not a spelling Nazi at February 03, 2022 05:52 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 03, 2022 05:52 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Javems
Sigh, alphabet cancelling...where will it end?
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:52 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 03, 2022 05:53 PM (3dE89)
When I hear the silly things that she says
Posted by: Jeff Zucker at February 03, 2022 05:53 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:53 PM (trdmm)
___
I haven't watched in over 35 years.
Don't plan on watching ever again.
Posted by: SMH At God's mercy at February 03, 2022 05:53 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2022 05:54 PM (HmZuC)
And I look forward to the day when someone like Stelter meets the end of his usefulness, does his auto-da-fe, and then everyone receives a nicely perforated and adhesive backed entry about stellar photography to paste over his entry in the Great American Encyclopedia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 05:54 PM (Cf/uA)
That band was amazing live.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:54 PM (WIpOf)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2022 05:54 PM (y7DUB)
"circus's run-off"
"fat sack of fat"
Posted by: The Smell Of The gp, The Roar Of The Crowd at February 03, 2022 05:54 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: "Caitlyn" Jenner at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (FJYfm)
(Tater stabs hungrily with a spoon at a can of Dirty Moore Stew. Shoves spoon full of cold stew in his mouth, Gravy drips down his chin. Talks while chewing.)
T -Thank you Mr Zucker. Thank you, i'm just down on my luck right now.
(Zucker smiles)
Oh,. I know Tater. I know. We're just two old newsmen talking here together.
T- I...I was so hungry, Mr Zucker. So, so very hungry. W-what the job? Newscaster? Newscaster job, Mr Zucker?
Z- Well, you see Tater. The Brown Starfish Porn Studio isn't exactly CNN, but I'm on my way up, Tater! You best believe that.
T- Oh, I do. Mr Zucker. Mmmpf. This stew is so good!
Z- Good Tater. There's this little job I want you to do. Just temporary. Just for a little bit, Tater. Until I'm back and can give you your news anchor spot.
T- Oh, yes, sir. Mr Zucker, I'll do anything.
Z- Good, Tater. Good. Now I'd like you to slip on this black latex suit and strap on this here ball gag...
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (5NkmN)
*
I stopped watching back when they decided to let full-on professionals like NBA players compete.
It's one thing to have sponsorships to be able to feed yourself while you train. That is something different, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:53 PM (trdmm)
I am not concerned we killed him. Good for doing this...what i am concerned about is why we lost another hi tech chopper due to a malfunction. And why is is only semi destroyed and blown to a million pieces
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (W3VUu)
Gotta be some great shows out there.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (WIpOf)
Boot her and take her fucking citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM
Maybe she doesn't want to be in the medal ceremony and have one of her teammates kneel.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 03, 2022 05:52 PM (EughT)
Hard to blame her when she signs on with the same bunch the US President works for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: trev006
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In fairness, the same is true of any company and their executives that derive any part of their income from China.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (Iq9dF)
Those pinheads whom are nothing without TDS better brush up their resumes. Or learn journalism real fast like.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (T/vhV)
'You're a low-functioning, low-class psychopath and your IQ is squarely in the subnormal range. You look like you smell like a circus's run-off. Shut the fuck up and go back to beating rugs with your misshapen peasant club-feet and giving spastic hand-jays to undiscriminating rat-catchers, you hideous bestial bloated-milk-sausage-shaped She-Tard.'
Hoooooly shyte.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Lingerie womens basketball! And I'm back in!
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 03, 2022 05:56 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
**
In fairness, she might've been interested in competing against women.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use
*laughs in double helix*
Posted by: underrated ribosome at February 03, 2022 05:56 PM (1r1Cc)
These people have no influence in my life. They simply don't exist.
That goes for Whoopie Goldberg, too.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at February 03, 2022 05:56 PM (TU8Tj)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 05:56 PM (2JoB8)
We will be watching closely too.
Posted by: Local Parents at February 03, 2022 05:56 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 03, 2022 05:56 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 05:56 PM (hsOar)
Your trailer put me into a coughing fit.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:57 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: whig
___
This includes Elon Musk and Tesla, right?
Posted by: SMH At God's mercy at February 03, 2022 05:57 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:57 PM (Y5qcH)
*note: go with capped "A." Don't be a cuck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 05:57 PM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 05:57 PM (6liew)
What a mess. Hope those few years of OK ratings were worth it to corporate.
Posted by: Revenant at February 03, 2022 05:21 PM (TZivQ)
Malone can do it, if anyone can. Is that what's going on? He's from the earliest days of cable. But the whole house will be cleaned out.
Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (Rbu5d)
'You're a low-functioning, low-class psychopath and your IQ is squarely in the subnormal range. You look like you smell like a circus's run-off. Shut the fuck up and go back to beating rugs with your misshapen peasant club-feet and giving spastic hand-jays to undiscriminating rat-catchers, you hideous bestial bloated-milk-sausage-shaped She-Tard.'
Hoooooly shyte.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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Pure cruelty artistry at work there there. Have to admire the brushstrokes and composition.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (Iq9dF)
'You're a low-functioning, low-class psychopath and your IQ is squarely in the subnormal range. You look like you smell like a circus's run-off. Shut the fuck up and go back to beating rugs with your misshapen peasant club-feet and giving spastic hand-jays to undiscriminating rat-catchers, you hideous bestial bloated-milk-sausage-shaped She-Tard.'
Hoooooly shyte.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (RoIW/)
Pure poetry, isn't it?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (vrz2I)
Yeah me too. But I keep getting drawn back to it. It's like hatecrack. Addiction to mockery.
Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:57 PM (Y5qcH)
Ask your mom.
BAdum *TISH*
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)
These people have no influence in my life. They simply don't exist.
That goes for Whoopie Goldberg, too.
___
This^
It's entertainment gossip that has no bearing on my life.
Posted by: SMH At God's mercy at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (RU4sa)
489 In fairness, the same is true of any company and their executives that derive any part of their income from China.
Posted by: whig
___
This includes Elon Musk and Tesla, right?
Posted by: SMH
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (Iq9dF)
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 03, 2022 05:52 PM (DB16e)
Fuck him. He dropped out of the race to eradicate the stench of Sherrod Brown to get a hush hush divorce and took all the campaign funds. I hope JD Vance points all of that out.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2022 05:59 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:55 PM (Iq9dF)
Quite a few of those executives are Americans solely on paper. But it's not like the native born Americans are better at that rank.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 05:59 PM (dWWS4)
Pure poetry, isn't it?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (+4oV5)
We need Kris to do an artists take on it.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: butch at February 03, 2022 05:59 PM (cHvOo)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 05:59 PM (us2H3)
Your trailer put me into a coughing fit.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:57 PM (Iq9dF)
Then my job here is complete!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 06:00 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 05:42 PM
Heidi was on a curling team, she was a 'skip' WTFTI.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 03, 2022 06:00 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 05:59 PM (us2H3)
Well Caryn Johnson is probably free
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 06:00 PM (Irn0L)
The Russians have shut off fertilizer exports to certain nations. This is driving up costs for us as well - both food and fertilizer - when we already had problems with both as it is.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 06:01 PM (BbSpR)
Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 06:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 05:57 PM (Y5qcH)
I thought you fags said "no trick questions" on the AOS
Posted by: Shep at February 03, 2022 06:01 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 06:02 PM (W3VUu)
https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/14893 69729131290629?cxt=HHwWioC5wZX4pqspAAAA
Remove space
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 06:02 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at February 03, 2022 06:02 PM (oedLL)
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (Iq9dF)
Pure poetry, isn't it?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 05:58 PM (+4oV5)
A bronze plaque on ace's tombstone?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 03, 2022 06:03 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at February 03, 2022 06:03 PM (KXTa3)
So what's going on here is that we have a changing of regime and the pissants associated with the old regime -- Jeff Zucker's toadies and incompetents -- are very worried about how they will fare in a Post Zucker Environment.
Flee, little feces-flinging monkeys! Flee!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 03, 2022 06:03 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 06:04 PM (WIpOf)
Uh, actually, that whole 'yelling fire' thing is both a Myth, and WRONG.
There are absolutely times it is both legal and morally correct to fucking yell FIRE. Like, when there is a Fire?
It's like the stupid saying that 'the Constitution is not a suicide pact'. Well, correct, because we can CHANGE it through the amendment process... but they use it as an excuse to IGNORE it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 06:04 PM (oHd/0)
That day will be when the right no longer limits itself to just commenting on the silly shit the left says, and instead chooses to lead.
Mocking is fun and it has a benefit in an Alinsky way. But it is not a substitute for setting the agenda.
Posted by: jc at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (N1WXz)
Posted by: that's the rumor at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (1r1Cc)
I mean not now....he's not dead yet.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 06:01 PM (BbSpR)
And they do it just as a huge Fertilizer factory in North Carolina, biggest in the US, is ON FIRE.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 06:06 PM (oHd/0)
OK, Shakespearean.
Posted by: Caliban at February 03, 2022 06:06 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 06:04 PM (WIpOf)
lmao.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 03, 2022 06:06 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 06:06 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: that's the rumor
They're going to need every airbrush expert on the planet.
Posted by: Some Rat at February 03, 2022 06:06 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: that's the rumor at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM
Is Playboy still around?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 06:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: that's the rumor at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (1r1Cc)
I think you could buy Playboy for much less than that...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 06:07 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: that's the rumor
***
I have no use for this product.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 06:08 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: that's the rumor at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (1r1Cc)
Pound for Pound I bet Caryn johnson could get more
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 06:08 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: jc at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (N1WXz)
The GOP is too incoherent greed to set an agenda.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2022 06:08 PM (y7DUB)
Boot her and take her fucking citizenship.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 05:36 PM
Did she fail to make the USA team or even try? I thought there had to be more of a connection to represent a country at the Olympics. I assume her parents were born in China.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 06:08 PM (Kz9dH)
At first I thought that said 'Fingers'.
Then I thought, maybe they mean Hustler.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 06:08 PM (WIpOf)
All CNN shows with female anchors will now feature stripper poles, on which the anchorettes will dance
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at February 03, 2022 06:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is not a spelling Nazi at February 03, 2022 06:09 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner' at February 03, 2022 06:09 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 06:08 PM (Kz9dH)
Her mother is. She is the world champion. She could have made the team from any nation on earth
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 06:09 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: that's the rumor at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (1r1Cc)
#%^*+£
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 06:09 PM (Kz9dH)
Posted by: that's the rumor at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (1r1Cc)
This is perfect.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 06:08 PM (Kz9dH)
One parent. Which under Chinese law can grant here citizenship.
We really need to overule the Supremes and make dual citizenship illegal again.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2022 06:10 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Fool Otto
Fuck him. He dropped out of the race to eradicate the stench of Sherrod Brown to get a hush hush divorce and took all the campaign funds. I hope JD Vance points all of that out.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt
Nope. Not a chance in hell I'd vote for him. I love to love Vance but I've been hurt so many times. . . . I'm trying to get to one of his speaking tour dates though.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2022 06:10 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 03, 2022 06:10 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: MkY at February 03, 2022 06:11 PM (cPGH3)
I believe this AI does it on purpose to screw with us.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 06:11 PM (Kz9dH)
They all knew. What they didn't know was Zucker/Gollust were coaching Killer Cuomo, right alongside Fredo.
But there is undoubtedly plenty more coming. Fake Jake and all the other "CNN Personalities" all knew about Gollust, because everyone in the industry knew. So the thing scaring all the C Suites types must be lots worse.
Posted by: Ted Danson at February 03, 2022 06:12 PM (XSIWL)
The son of hockey star Chris Chelios is representing China too. He's about as Chinese as he is a Martian.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2022 06:12 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Caliban at February 03, 2022 06:13 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 06:13 PM (XSIWL)
Posted by: Miklos, this is getting ridiculous at February 03, 2022 06:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2022 06:12 PM (HmZuC)
I just read they allow you to represent a country if you have lived there for two years. He plays in the Chinese hockey league, Apparently so do another dozen non Chinese players on their Olympic hockey team. What a crock.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 06:17 PM (Kz9dH)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt
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You've convinced me on Vance. If Mandel wins in May and loses in November, especially with Biden practically in negative approval territory (if that's possible), that would be just heartbreaking. Timken keeps sending out emails saying her polling shows her in second place behind Mandel, and ahead of Vance, but I don't believe that for a second.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 06:17 PM (XSIWL)
Posted by: that's the rumor at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (1r1Cc)
Art sales are down.
Posted by: 7man at February 03, 2022 06:20 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 06:20 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: jc at February 03, 2022 06:05 PM (N1WXz)
The GOP is too incoherent greed to set an agenda.
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2022 06:08 PM (y7DUB)
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Then we have no need for the GOP either. To me, talented politicians are the ones who see a parade and rush to the front to claim they started it. Untalented politicians can't even do that. Only the rarest of politicians can actually set an agenda and start a parade. Sadly, I don't see any around now that could survive the assaults that took out Trump & Gingrich.
We are living in interesting times.
Posted by: jc at February 03, 2022 06:23 PM (N1WXz)
It never occurs to them the conservative men...don't do this kinda shit. So they perennial lectures to us are, how should we say, misplaced? They just assume all men do it, because all men, in their tiny progressive bubble, do it.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 03, 2022 06:26 PM (TirFV)
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 03, 2022 05:52 PM (DB16e)---
A more rotten den of scumbags would be hard to find, so if they're for him the smart move would be to go elsewhere.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2022 06:30 PM (MFphb)
Don Lemon is a moron. Also a sexual harasser.
Tobin is pervert.
Tapper? Honestly I think he *could* be decent journalist - I think he just goes whatever the way the wind blows. In Zucker land he's a hack.
Anyway, just hire some actual talent. photogenic people with nice voices, a good head on their shoulders, and a minimum of pollical bias. Hell, there must be hundreds of people who could do these jobs better.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 03, 2022 06:31 PM (TirFV)
Posted by: Plaintive Echo from the Abyss at February 03, 2022 06:33 PM (LaNzR)
Bet they all voted for and adore Hillary though.
Posted by: geoffb at February 03, 2022 06:33 PM (r//c2)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Miklos, this is getting ridiculous
Pour Apple Cider Vinegar on it.
Posted by: with this one simple trick at February 03, 2022 06:37 PM (P9rYY)
Posted by: Fritzy at February 03, 2022 06:45 PM (VY+MJ)
I rate this as true. I had to reread the original sentence before I got to Ace's observation. It's axiomatic that sex sells, especially on tv. Who the fuck is CNN appealing to with tuber-tits?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 03, 2022 06:53 PM (5G5QC)
Posted by: Valiant at February 03, 2022 07:11 PM (3MiF8)
Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 03, 2022 07:56 PM (kOTP9)
I rate this as true. I had to reread the original sentence before I got to Ace's observation. It's axiomatic that sex sells, especially on tv. Who the fuck is CNN appealing to with tuber-tits?
Potatoes need to germinate.
Posted by: JEM at February 04, 2022 01:42 PM (8erNz)
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