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Brandon: I Can't "Shut Down" Covid Like I Promised, So Now I'm Going to Shut Down Cancer
PS, Please Don't Notice That I Previously Swore I Would Cure Cancer When I Was Obama's VP and Failed That, As Well

Twitchy points out that Sheriff Joe was put in charge of curing cancer under Obama, and I'm sure you're all enjoying the cancer-free world he made for you.

During campaign season, Brandon also promised to cure Alzheimer's and diabetes in addition to cancer.

Maybe... start with Alzheimer's, Joe.

Not going to say why.

You know why.

At any rate, Biden enjoyed curing cancer so much he's decided to do it again.

And no, this has nothing to do with his Miserable Failure on covid. He's not trying to distract the public from noticing that by announcing a new lofty goal with a very convenient 25 year deadline.

@POTUS


Today, I'm proud to announce our plan to supercharge the Cancer Moonshot as a central effort of the Biden-Harris Administration.

Our goal is to cut the cancer death rate by at least 50% over the next 25 years.

It's bold, ambitious, and completely doable.

He has a "plan" to cure cancer.

Okay.

President Joe Biden on Wednesday relaunched the federal government's cancer "moonshot" initiative, with the goal of cutting the death rate from cancer in half over the next quarter-century.

"We can end cancer as we know it," Biden said during an event at the White House.

The initiative is personal for Biden, who lost his son Beau to brain cancer in 2015 and who first launched the initiative as vice president.

"I committed to this fight when I was vice president," Biden said Wednesday. "It's one of the reasons why quite frankly why I ran for president. Let there be no doubt, now that I am president, this is a presidential, White House priority. Period."

It's such a priority he forgot to mention it until into his second year of the presidency, when he'd failed on all of his prior priorities and needed something new to fail at.

And what is his plan?

A new bureaucracy.

anewbureaucracy.jpg

He said in the speech that Ron Klain wrote for him that this "Cancer Cabinet" would be staffed with... members of his regular cabinet.

So it's literally just a reshuffling of the organizational chart. They're just putting the words "Cancer Cabinet" at the top of the corkboard every Thursday.


You know, thanks to Biden's lockdown and the mass firings of healthcare staff due to vaccine mandates, resulting in staff shortages, people have not been able to get cancer diagnostic tests or treatments for two years.

I wonder what that's going to do to cancer death rates.

Oh well if cancer doesn't get diagnosed I guess it won't show up in the statistics. There's a win for you, Brandon!

More than 9.5 million cancer screenings were missed in the U.S. because of the COVID-19 pandemic, the White House said.

"We have to get cancer screenings back on track," Biden said. "And make sure they're accessible to all Americans."


Oh, he mentioned the obvious. But he did not say how he'd get them on track. Here's a hint: End the mass firings of healthcare workers who are unvaccinated. Start with those who already have had covid. Stop the anti-science voodoo superstition that covid is the first virus in history that does not provide natural immunity to those who recover from it.

Or nah, don't do that, just form a new bureaucracy and have people shuffle Important Looking Papers back and forth to each other during Photo Ops.

The gang that can't fix inflation or straighten out the cargo ship situation is going to cure cancer now. Okay.

YES, THIS:

28 All this is about having a list of "accomplishments" for the State of the Union. Black female justice nominated. COVID pandemic "over." New "historic" effort to cure cancer. Etc. etc. Probably why we suddenly killed an ISIS bigwig.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

It's just resume-building for the SOTU. Not even resume building, as a resume is about stuff you did. This is about Vision-Board Future Resume Building.

BTW, on that "ISIS bigwig"? I'm observing a 72 hour rule.

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If there's anyone I trust to shut down cancer, it's Brandon.

Incidentally, I'm pretty optimistic that cancer will be cured, either entirely or substantially, in 10 or 15 years. Fingers crossed.

But I'm pretty sure it won't have anything to do with Wrong-Way Brandon.


By the way, he did his creepy whisper while he was bragging about seizing people's medical information against their stated will.

Then he put terror in the hearts of Putin and Xi by navigating the stairs only with the assistance of his "wife" slash nurse "Doctor" Jill:


Posted by: Ace at 01:44 PM




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1 First

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (b+Fr8)

2 Does this mean they're going to make smoking illegal?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (Ez6QX)

3 Top 10!

Posted by: Greyman27 at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (RKLPC)

4 top 10 and corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (8D42x)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (W+5jG)

6 I hope he gets someone else to do it. With he's track record he'll increase it.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (ytSiK)

7 >>>Please Don't Notice That I Previously Swore I Would Cure Cancer When I Was Obama's VP and Failed That, As Well


Ace, not only that. He campaigned in 2020 on a promise cure cancer, if elected. We goofed on it at the time. I'll dig up a link.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:45 PM (SH2Zi)

8 RNA spike proteins will save us!

Get vaxxed today!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:45 PM (V6f9+)

9
I OWN SloJo's ass!

-- COVID

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2022 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:45 PM (9gDA7)

11 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (9gDA7)

12 That said....fuck Cancer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (V6f9+)

13 Uh oh, looks like someone noticed the sharp increase in cancer deaths during the 2 year lockdown due to delayed diagnosis and treatment. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (URNdm)

14 Its the end of cancer as we know it..

Yeah, the syllables work for the song, but doesnt mean its not a stupid idea.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (9mfKN)

15
All those job losses are due to icky people who didn't get vaxxed. But not black and Hispanic ones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (On0Ew)

16 "I'm shoveling billions of dollars to grifters."
-Suggested translation

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

17 See you in hell!

Posted by: Cancer at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (QYPq3)

18 Is this kind of like how Iceland eliminated down's syndrome?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (KbCG3)

19 This made me think of the beginning of Saints Row 4, which is going all out balls to the wall and over the top. The Boss has to choose 'Eliminate world hunger' or 'Cure Cancer'. IIRC, the Boss says 'well, Cancer, you had a good run, but it's over.' (as he signs the bill.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (dNqv+)

20 Sorry, it was 2019

If former Vice President Joe Biden gets elected in 2020, he's curing cancer. At least that's what the presidential hopeful promised at a campaign stop in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Tuesday this week.

"I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America," Biden announced. "We're gonna cure cancer."

June 14, 2019

https://tinyurl.com/2wrt9e3w

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (SH2Zi)

21 The Cancer Cabinet, also known as by it's colloquial name - "The Cabinet".

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (dscaa)

22 I thought restoring federal funding for stem cell research already cured cancer?

Posted by: Well at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (z6xIG)

23
All these people will now die of cancyr.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (On0Ew)

24 Cancer as we know it? Are they about to change definition of cancer as they did vaccinated?

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (b+Fr8)

25 you know what, that first tweet isn't bad at all. it is a specific number, and a potentially realistic target with a defined timeline. i'm actually sort of impressed someone in the communications dept managed to get that one past the white house...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (8D42x)

26 19 This made me think of the beginning of Saints Row 4, which is going all out balls to the wall and over the top. The Boss has to choose 'Eliminate world hunger' or 'Cure Cancer'. IIRC, the Boss says 'well, Cancer, you had a good run, but it's over.' (as he signs the bill.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (dNqv+)

Doesnt the boss find out he is in the matrix?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (9mfKN)

27 guy who can't straighten out the cargo situation is going to cure cancer

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (0G13K)

28 All this is about having a list of "accomplishments" for the State of the Union. Black female justice nominated. COVID pandemic "over." New "historic" effort to cure cancer. Etc. etc. Probably why we suddenly killed an ISIS bigwig.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (wmDcS)

29 Apparently this "I'm going to cure cancer within 10 years" initiative was also ripped off from The West (Left) Wing.

https://tinyurl.com/3rdxr7mj



Posted by: Thrawn at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (Rl7KJ)

30 Joe ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (NsE9F)

31 We can end cancer as we know it.

From this drooling jackass, that sounds more like a threat to unleash Fauci to create new, different, deadlier forms of cancer.

Posted by: spindrift at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (h5TKJ)

32 gibberish
also: twaddle

Posted by: DB - unleashing possibilities like a boss at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (geLO8)

33 Well, don't I look like the gun-jumping, no content-reading ass.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (SH2Zi)

34 The missed/deferred screenings for cancer and other things will certainly have an enormous butcher's bill.

Calculating it should be fairly easy. Because the schedule for such screenings is typically based itself on data from years of observation, so one can assign a rough probability to the increased morbidity or undiagnosed/untreated worsening of a disease or condition based on the same data.

EthicalSkeptic, a data scientist, was doing this from early on, but I haven't seen whether he's refined or continued his calculations. Should think it would be quite straightforward.

And, most importantly, it was not because of the "pandemic" - it was because of the science-free, panicked, hysterical *reaction to* the virus.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (OTzUX)

35 Can we just remember back during Obama's presidency that Obama announced he was putting Biden in charge of curing cancer in at least two of his State of the Union addresses -- and that it was a line stolen from freakin' "The West Wing?"

Broken Brain Biden likely has some hazy memory of this and actually believes he is The One who will Say Cancer!!

We're living in a dementia patient's fever dream. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (URNdm)

36 He needs a Cancer czar.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (b+Fr8)

37 CANCER CABINATE: To cure cancer you need only to take these two vaccinations plus a booster.

Probably.

Maybe one more.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (axyOa)

38 Maybe... start with Alzheimer's, Joe.

---------

Then do the common cold next, Deadpan Bedpan.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (SZ1te)

39
Vast experience tells me that when you intend to dredge up and revive a failed program from the past, you need to wait a decade or so after it last expired to do so. No memories, donchano.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (pNxlR)

40 Joe's so nice
He cured it twice

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (Dad7I)

41 Great, now the rate of cancer will increase.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (5kI0z)

42
Next up for Genius Joe: the perpetual motion machine!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (On0Ew)

43 28 All this is about having a list of "accomplishments" for the State of the Union. Black female justice nominated. COVID pandemic "over." New "historic" effort to cure cancer. Etc. etc. Probably why we suddenly killed an ISIS bigwig.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

YES

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (0G13K)

44 Curing cancer is the long game, as everyone who got the jab will soon understand.

Posted by: cpurick at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (bwWDS)

45 To be fair, making cancer worse would be changing cancer as we know it.

Posted by: Dems at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (w45GJ)

46 That said....fuck Cancer
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (V6f9+)



This.

Every bit of this.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (9gDA7)

47 Is it too late for Simple Joe to learn to code?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (6liew)

48
Cancer United Moonshot ...

... a CUMshot, if you will.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (pNxlR)

49
heheheh, he said he wants to remove the shooter in gun violence from the streets. does his soros funded AG know that?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (IJES/)

50 >>The missed/deferred screenings for cancer and other things will certainly have an enormous butcher's bill.

Calculating it should be fairly easy.



The "excess deaths" for cancer by comparing total # of them year to year vs. 2020 and 2021. I am certain it's ugly.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (URNdm)

51 Biden in his prime couldn't find his frigging ass with both hands and a flashlight. These days all dwindling brain power is directed to not shitting himself.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (VwHCD)

52 Wait, I thought obama and biden had already cured cancer. I mean they said the same thing in 2008.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (bVYXr)

53 He's also going to end all traffic deaths.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (wCen2)

54 My God I detest this demented prick of a joke "President" so much.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (+4oV5)

55 Ha.

I now believe that the medical industry needs cancer just as much as they needed COVID.

There's no way they find a cure.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (hsOar)

56 We can end cancer as we know it, and seem to be taking good strides towards doing just that. We probably don't need thing stumbling dumbass and his band of grifting fart sniffers getting in the way. Fuck Joe, and Fuck Trudeau too.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (WEv0o)

57 Shut down cancer? Brandon can't even shut down his own ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (axyOa)

58 They might find sh*tloads of grant money and graft, though.

Same as COVID.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (hsOar)

59 So, the only reason we haven't cured cancer is there had been no federal funding?

Next thing you're gonna tell me is Breast Cancer Awareness Month hasn't cured breast cancer.

Posted by: Well at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (z6xIG)

60 Well, don't I look like the gun-jumping, no content-reading ass.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (SH2Zi)


LOL. Here's a hug to make you feel better.

{{{flounder}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (Ez6QX)

61 The Dems seem to be going for a "bigger than COOF" marketing move. Attempting to end all traffic fatalities and cancers I guess is supposed to somehow dwarf COOF and our shitty reality in people's minds...?

They're also stealing direct from Trump, who liked to make *grand* promises (middle east peace, taking over space).

But the difference is Trump made moves toward keeping those promises. Moves that didn't involve screwing over the average person, which is the Dems' raison d'etre.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (dscaa)

62
"We can end cancer as we know it," Biden said during an event at the White House.

And replace it with a new unknown cancer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (63Dwl)

63 We do not know who he killed. Last time he claimed he killed ISIS, it turned out to be van with family going in a picnic.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (b+Fr8)

64 Incidentally, I'm pretty optimistic that cancer will be cured, either entirely or substantially, in 10 or 15 years. Fingers crossed.

But I'm pretty sure it won't have anything to do with Wrong-Way Brandon.

++++
This is a pretty easy bet for him. Unless the world ends (which is certainly possible), progress is still going to be made and the Dems and this new agency can take credit for what is the current trend anyway. If it doesn't work, no one will remember.

And then there's another big factor in this, I suspect. What is the next-gen cancer treatment that a lot of the pharma industry was betting on before COVID? mRNA. Maybe it will even work. But a new Cancer Bureau will, I suspect, include lots of handouts for Pfizer, Moderna, J&J, AstraZeneca, etc. for new drugs and treatments based on existing research and technology that was all accelerated through even more handouts under Warp Speed.

Or I am just a tinfoil hat wearer. I dunno.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (DU+/6)

65 >>Curing cancer is the long game, as everyone who got the jab will soon understand.


Per Alex Berenson (substack post), the vaxx is triggering cancer in people who have a propensity for it, or who have previously had it.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (URNdm)

66

He can't cure cancer. He is cancer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (s2VJv)

67 God Help Us!

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (jV+aN)

68 Well, don't I look like the gun-jumping, no content-reading ass.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM


Is that wrong?

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (a3Q+t)

69 "I wonder what that's going to do to cancer death rates."

well, i figure his "plan" is that cancer will spike in the next 5-10 years, probably at least doubling due to lack of diagnosis and treatments, and then by 2047 the rate will have come back down to current levels, meaning they "cut" it by 50%...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (8D42x)

70 *on a

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (b+Fr8)

71 If this asshole forms a Cancer Cabinet its first agenda item will probably be giving us all cancer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (3YVs3)

72 Bidet pivots from disaster to disaster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (F1ogB)

73 I remember when they blamed Bush for causing Christopher Reeves to remain a quad because he shut down harvesting embryos for stem cell research. So all Biden has to do is start it back up right?

What's scary though is the connection with mRNA research for cancer treatment and the world wide test group they are using now . Not a funny coincidence

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (Kz9dH)

74 >>>whole-of-government effort to unleash every possibility within our power

Interesting way to start banning behaviors you socialist regime doesn't like. Meat in all forms: gone. Tobacco: gone. Gasoline: banned. The list goes on and on of things they'd love to ban which can be linked to risk of cancer.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (T/vhV)

75 33 Well, don't I look like the gun-jumping, no content-reading ass.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (SH2Zi)

Nobody here can throw stones there.
Well...maybe whig can...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (V6f9+)

76 I think Biden's smart to do this now. The country has never felt better about the CDC, health experts, big pharma and the like. With trust skyrocketing, he's right to leverage this unique time in our country to launch an ambitious program that will surely involve millions upon millions of dollars going to people and companies that have proven effective in improving our lives.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

77 Oh, he mentioned the obvious. But he did not say how he'd get them on track. Here's a hint: End the mass firings of healthcare workers who are unvaccinated. Start with those who already have had covid. Stop the anti-science voodoo superstition that covid is the first virus in history that does not provide natural immunity to those who recover from it.
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That's crazy talk, Ace. The only way to achieve this is for the hoarders and wreckers to fall into line!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (DU+/6)

78 Maybe appoint "The Squad" to be Cancer Czars (Czarinas?) ... despite that being redundant.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (OJzVt)

79 Love the allusion to JFK's moonshot'.

No, Joe you're not going to cure it... Just like your worthless and dangerous vaccines there is too much money for Big-Pharm treating it.
You'll just pour our tax money into your donor's pockets so they can fund the libs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (tHtan)

80 The cancer cabinet will decide to focus all their efforts on a "vaccine" They will claim that the "vaccine" will prevent one from getting cancer. Or spreading it. The "vaccine" will be safe and effective. They will give no consideration to cancer prevention or treatment because "vaccine".

In time, we will discover that, far from preventing cancer, the "vaccine" akshually causes cancer.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (rz+/y)

81 I am sensing a great medical pivot...from Covid to cancer...follow the money.
50 quatloos says Hunter is on the Board of some cancer research group.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (axyOa)

82 Just get gas back down to 2, Dr Zorba

well call it even

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (us2H3)

83 All this is about having a list of "accomplishments" for the State of the Union. Black female justice nominated. COVID pandemic "over." New "historic" effort to cure cancer. Etc. etc. Probably why we suddenly killed an ISIS bigwig.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (wmDcS)


JOE BIDEN STOOPED THE IMMINENT INVASION OF UKRAINE THIS WEEK!

Posted by: things so stupid, only a Liberal can believe at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (Z32m1)

84 Probably why we suddenly killed an ISIS bigwig.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

-------------
If I was a cynical type, I might just say that Biden was eliminating a witness. After all, Isis got started up to oppose Assad and we let the Turks be intermediaries of supplying Libyan arms to them.

Same crap that Lindsay and McCain were involved so deep and why the whole congressional Benghazi investigation was handed off to old rooster tale Gowdy to misdirect. Lindsay was pulling Gowdy's strings.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (Iq9dF)

85 Well if Joe gets cancer and dies he will have kept his promise.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (GwxCX)

86 OT: last thread on David French.


Is it just me or does David French's photo make him appear all plump and dewy complexioned, sort of like Bruce Jenner just before the Caitlyn transition ?

Is David about the jump the threshhold????

Posted by: Sphynx at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (rXie1)

87 From the awful, America killing decisions that they've already made or not made, his Cabinet seem pretty cancerous anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (dprVF)

88 When do we get to Reimagine Cancer?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (NsE9F)

89 Can I have a pony too?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (sVtYq)

90 I would settle for reigning in Total F'n Bull****.

Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (taPSh)

91 Czarina da, ask Catherine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (F1ogB)

92 My projects at work are almost exclusively on anti-cancer drug development. Treating /curing cancer is a massive field of research. There's been a lot of advancement in treating cancer. No one needs Brandon to become involved and screw things up.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (rF64X)

93 RNA spike proteins will save us! Get vaxxed today!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:45 PM (V6f9+)

If you follow along the line of reasoning in this article linking the Moderna patented gene sequence to SARS-CoV2, it looks more like the "vaccines" are a non-consensual large scale trial of potential mRNA cancer treatments.

Smoking Gun: Moderna Patented 'Man Made' SARS-CoV2 Gene Sequence in 2018

https://tinyurl.com/2eyz3w7j

I wonder what they were telling Brandon in 2019 that lead to his curing cancer claim.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (SH2Zi)

94 Doesnt the boss find out he is in the matrix?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (9mfKN)

This is in the sequence before the aliens attack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (dNqv+)

95 Wow. Watching the 'shut down the virus' vid, the decline from the 2020 Brandon to the current POTATOOTUS is striking.

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)

96 Is it just me or does David French's photo make him appear all plump and dewy complexioned, sort of like Bruce Jenner just before the Caitlyn transition ?

Is David about the jump the threshhold????
Posted by: Sphynx at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (rXie1)



Well, he DOES suck dick.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (9gDA7)

97 Plan:
1. Wreck the economy (Almost there!)
2. Starvation, riots, violence set in (Almost there also!)
3. People die before they reach the age where most get cancer.
4. Success!

Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (FJYfm)

98 From the awful, America killing decisions that they've already made or not made, his Cabinet seem pretty cancerous anyway.

--

LOL! +100 to Fenelon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (sVtYq)

99 So now if you disagree with a Democrat, not only are you for destroying the planet, but you're also pro-cancer and killing people on the road.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (dscaa)

100
The Bad Cat is one of the best writers on Substack, and he wrote this piece today about the mess we're in, the unholy marriage of Big Govt. and Science.

Ike warned about that too, in his farewell address, as the Bad Cat notes. He warned about public policy being taken over by a technocratic elite:

https://tinyurl.com/ycyc7n9a

A regulatory capture feedback loop. Govt funds The Science it wants, and The Science gives the govt what it wants. They merge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (Mzdiz)

101 Is he going to assign F'in Fauci to this "Shut Down a Disease" project? If not, why not? Brandon's going to need a huge liar loved by Karens as the face of his Shut Down Cancer Project.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (AMIL/)

102 You know . . . it's really exhausting being one of the very few people you know who See Things As They Are, Not As the News Media/Govt. Want You to See Them. Like being the one-eyed man in the country of the blind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (txdEq)

103 76 I think Biden's smart to do this now. The country has never felt better about the CDC, health experts, big pharma and the like. With trust skyrocketing, he's right to leverage this unique time in our country to launch an ambitious program that will surely involve millions upon millions of dollars going to people and companies that have proven effective in improving our lives.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Just wait for the CANCER act that mandates certain 'scientific' treatment protocols for cancer and forbids other treatments under penalty of losing fed dollars.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (Iq9dF)

104 President Joe Biden on Wednesday relaunched the federal government's cancer "moonshot" initiative, with the goal of cutting the death rate from cancer in half over the next quarter-century.
++++
There are two expressions/descriptions that can let you know with 100% accuracy and without exception that the proposed program is going to be a monumentally expensive and wasteful cash-grab that also involves massively improper use of citizens' personal information:
1. It's a new Apollo Program!
2. It's a new Manhattan Project!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (DU+/6)

105 Danny De Urbina is a treasure. I hope he gets on Gettr soon. He makes me laugh.

Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

106
SloJo's Next Big Thing once cancer is cured --

"We're gonna repeal those racist Laws of Thermodynamics, all four of 'em! and do that in record time, too!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (pNxlR)

107 Is David about the jump the threshhold????
Posted by: Sphynx at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (rXie1)

I thought he already did that

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (us2H3)

108 *biden is not only demented, he's deranged. Seriously sick in the head. It goes beyond nuts, it's scary. The people who are running the country behind him should be, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (BFigT)

109 LOL. Here's a hug to make you feel better.

{{{flounder}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (Ez6QX)

Mmmmm. Ace, this will not help your case to read the content.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (SH2Zi)

110
Energy independence was another perpetual pledge. Which Trump fulfilled.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (On0Ew)

111 Two ways to go on this:

One, just claim they died of Covid - it ain't cancer and the hospitals get that leafy greeny spendy money from the gubmint for pumping up the numbers.

OR

Two, it will automatically work itself out after several million have dropped courtesy of the shanghai shot the jianyang jab or the beijing booster.

Covid - it's all the rage!!!!

Posted by: KanDizzilyDo at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (hv82i)

112 Well, at least he remembered he didn't need to invent the internet b/c another politician already did that...

Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (exHjb)

113 Shut down cancer!? Like the supply chain? Easy peasy.!

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (rjpjQ)

114 Maybe appoint "The Squad" to be Cancer Czars (Czarinas?) ... despite that being redundant.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM

The Cancer Cvnts.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (GwxCX)

115 All this is about having a list of "accomplishments" for the State of the Union. Black female justice nominated. COVID pandemic "over." New "historic" effort to cure cancer. Etc. etc. Probably why we suddenly killed an ISIS bigwig.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (wmDcS)
++++
Well, you've got it, I reckon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

116 From this drooling jackass, that sounds more like a threat to unleash Fauci to create new, different, deadlier forms of cancer.
Posted by: spindrift at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (h5TKJ)

ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce mRNA...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (8D42x)

117 What's the Fauci/Mengele death toll now?

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (y7DUB)

118 From past experience with NASA, and Cancer under Nixon, and whatever other massive investment into some science or tech by the government, the funds will be mis-allocated, will suck all the available competent researchers into those mis-allocated channels, and no actual advance will be made and the entire field of study will inch backwards until the funds run out and the leading minds who have managed to hijack it for their own benefit die off

NASA pretty much failed in their mission except where it made space travel a government monopoly. Cancer is the same since Nixon's big push (Chemo and radiation treatments are pretty much required and little study is given to other treatments besides surgery). Fusion and other Nuke power . . . Nuff said.

The only thing from now on that will advance cancer treatments will be the collapse of the whole industry.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (ZMraq)

119 Don't worry, Joey Potatoes will fix everything that Trump fvcked up.

Posted by: dartist at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (+ya+t)

120 Actually Lizzy it should be more reliable and specific than using the otherwise good macro check of excess deaths.

The timing/frequency of screening tests is based on the stats derived from years of observation regarding the condition/disease in question. Your chances of X developing undetected or worsening if you do not adhere to a screening interval can be expressed in %s. The intervals used are based on this - with a %, and associated interval, being picked.

Thus the turbulence with breast cancer screening intervals a few years back - there is no single "correct" interval, it's just a question of picking the sweet spot for prevention/detection and cost.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (OTzUX)

121 Hey at least we got TANG out of the whole space deal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (F1ogB)

122 Oh good, Joe is now focused on cancer. So if it goes like Obumbles laser focus on jobs I can look forward to my oncologist telling me the drugs available have been rolled back from FDA approval.

Yeah, I'm not holding my breath Joe's efforts will make a difference.

Posted by: Bete at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (Ojki1)

123 Cancer Moonshot?

Elon Musk is going to launch D.C. to the Moon, Alice?

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (OJzVt)

124 Joe, you ignorant slut.

Big pharma doesn't want to cure cancer. The real money is in treatments.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (Vxu+H)

125 Mmmmm. Ace, this will not help your case to read the content.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (SH2Zi)



Content?

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (9gDA7)

126 If you've seen the leaked notes from the day before Kabul fell, you know exactly how this CURE CANCER team meetings will go.

It is resolved that PoCs should be given priority, then white homosexuals, then white women, then white guys will get placebo drugs.

It is resolved that we will stand up a communications team that will be responsible for notifying PoC that cancer screenings are available to them and the doctors aren't going to enroll them into Tuskegee Syphilis Study 2: Warty Boogaloo

It is resolved that 5,000 people a day will be cured of cancer.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (VCz/u)

127 >>>whole-of-government effort to unleash every possibility within our power

Interesting way to start banning behaviors you socialist regime doesn't like. Meat in all forms: gone. Tobacco: gone. Gasoline: banned. The list goes on and on of things they'd love to ban which can be linked to risk of cancer.
Posted by: mikethemoose at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (T/vhV)


Cannabis and Mushrooms are umm like, all natural man!

Posted by: things so stupid, only a Liberal can believe at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (Z32m1)

128 Somebody in that cabal of whomever pulls Brandons strings has hit on something, I think. Mortality. They think playing to the idea of mortality is the key to getting everyone to go along.

Not as in threatening to kill everybody, but rather as in promising to save everyone - but they can only do it if everyone does exactly as they say, all the time, forever.

It just might work. It's going to work on some. The question is how many.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (6uD7/)

129 If Brandon's cancer initiative is as successful as his foreign policy, economic policy, COVID policy, energy policy and trade policy, we'll have 5x more cancers within 18 months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

130 Just wait for the CANCER act that mandates certain 'scientific' treatment protocols for cancer and forbids other treatments under penalty of losing fed dollars.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (Iq9dF)

The cancer treatment equity councils are already being filled as we speak!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (KbCG3)

131 You know . . . it's really exhausting being one of the very few people you know who See Things As They Are, Not As the News Media/Govt. Want You to See Them. Like being the one-eyed man in the country of the blind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (txdEq)


There are definitely days I wish I was a LIV.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (Ez6QX)

132
Reducing cancer deaths is easy, and they've already been working on it, by just testing for the Chinese Lung Rot. Decedent has stage 4 liver cancer but tests positive for the coof? Died of coof.

See? Easy peasey.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (n+4am)

133 Does anyone else picture the Cancer Cabinet as a tumor- covered hutch?

Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

134 Now that poverty and drugs are a thing of the past, I'm really excited about this.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (ybIRR)

135 Joe, you ignorant slut.

Big pharma doesn't want to cure cancer. The real money is in treatments.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (Vxu+H)

Do the Democrats ever say what they really mean or intend?

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (dscaa)

136 I remember having a good laugh when Obama gave Biden the cure-cancer job. Like, obviously Barry was just trying to keep him busy on a Snipe Hunt. "Yeah, I told Joe to go cure cancer. That'll keep him out of our hair for a while. Lol."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (HhaYz)

137 Same crap that Lindsay and McCain were involved so deep and why the whole congressional Benghazi investigation was handed off to old rooster tale Gowdy to misdirect. Lindsay was pulling Gowdy's strings.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (Iq9dF)

Gowdy is the dude that combs his hair with a firecracker?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (VwHCD)

138 This is about more regulations coming, isn't it? Because everything I'm told causes cancer these days.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (NpAcC)

139 Joe, you ignorant slut.

Big pharma doesn't want to cure cancer. The real money is in treatments.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (Vxu+H)



They don't need cures. They need customers.

Listen to the side effects list for Stelara. They quietly slip CANCER in there like it's nothing.

The can CAUSE cancer, but have no desire to CURE it.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (9gDA7)

140 I honestly believe that let him loose in public every now and then just to rub our noses in it. They say "we can steal any election, even a landslide, and install whomever we want. Even this doddering corrupt mediocrity with a failing brain."

Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (rz+/y)

141 Biden should focus on foot fungus. Reduce deaths at least 90%. Something easy, baby steps.

Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (MxEKc)

142
Nixon already pulled this stunt, LOL. Joe just zapped back to 1973 and said - "This is working for Nixon. I'm jumping all over this cancer thing like it was Corn Pop!"

Unreal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (Cf/uA)

143 He's pivoting to Cancer because he has a backlog of political rhetoric he can use leftover from his days heading up the same thing as VP.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (Kz9dH)

144 If I was a cynical type . . . .

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (Iq9dF)

That's just a crazy conspiracy theory (Best by July 2022).

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (SH2Zi)

145 He looks incredibly frail when Dr Jill leads him out
But will he be wearing his aviators when he stares cancer down?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (eGTCV)

146 ISIS? Brandon thinks that's the 1970s TV kids' show with JoAnna Cameron!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (txdEq)

147 Just wait for the CANCER act that mandates certain 'scientific' treatment protocols for cancer and forbids other treatments under penalty of losing fed dollars.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM

Yep, and if someone dares question it they will be cancelled!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (GwxCX)

148 It's like watching a dead Kennedy desiccate in real-time.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (6liew)

149
If this asshole forms a Cancer Cabinet its first agenda item will probably be giving us all cancer.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


"Patriots would gladly get cancer! Are you not a patriot?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (pNxlR)

150 What are those idiots laughing at and applauding.
Completely effing weird.

Posted by: stv at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (w8dCz)

151 28 All this is about having a list of "accomplishments" for the State of the Union. Black female justice nominated. COVID pandemic "over." New "historic" effort to cure cancer. Etc. etc. Probably why we suddenly killed an ISIS bigwig.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (wmDcS)

The tell is the timeline. None of these politicians will be around to see if this works or not, and if they can't get credit for it while alive I doubt they give two shits.

But! He can get immediate credit for launching the initiative, which is just as good as completing the initiative!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (KbCG3)

152 Interesting, since studies seem to suggest the clot shot reduces natural immunities so as to make some people MORE susceptible to cancer.

Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

153
68 Well, don't I look like the gun-jumping, no content-reading ass.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM

Is that wrong?
Posted by: J. Random Commentator at February 03, 2022 01:51 PM (a3Q+t)


Flounder, I personally head up that committee...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (+4oV5)

154 He'd get more votes if he went after Herpes.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (Kz9dH)

155 That's just a crazy conspiracy theory (Best by July 2022).

Posted by: flounder

I always have a problem about timing damnit.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (Iq9dF)

156 Since we are shifting from Covid to Cancer.


Cancer Bats - Sabotage

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fZpdBC-KU

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (3TihK)

157 re: end cancer as we know it

There's a hint with the ISIS dude if you look for it.

Remember when they were al qaeda?

They'll end cancer as we know it by calling it something else. Wait and see.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (hsOar)

158 During campaign season, Brandon also promised to cure Alzheimer's and diabetes in addition to cancer.

Biden will cure diabetes by making insulin more expensive.

No Diabetics, No Diabetes.

Posted by: things so stupid, only a Liberal can believe at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (Z32m1)

159 I wonder why he's not trying to cure dementia?

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (dscaa)

160 Why doesn't Soft serve just go for it and proclaim that the Toof Fairy will be curing childhood cancer?
CNN can pimp the idea and the Mask Wearers can vote for it.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (FCPbW)

161 Before 2024 we will see CDC change the definition of of cancer.

Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (MxEKc)

162 Gowdy is the dude that combs his hair with a firecracker?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (VwHCD)


Hahaha. My husband says he looks like Judge Doom at the end of Roger Rabbit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (Ez6QX)

163 Anecdotal but horrifying if true: someone told me last week that his wife is a nurse and there has been a horrendous increase in breast cancer in her hospital; usually she would see 3-4 per week, last week was 28.

Posted by: DJ at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (O3/K+)

164 We will decrease the rate of cancer death increase with a Cancer cabinet and another trillion dollar slush fund.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (F4b8f)

165 Hey at least we got TANG out of the whole space deal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (F1ogB)


I got TANG out of being governor, baby! And more as president!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (FJYfm)

166 Why did everyone laugh when he did the creepy whisper?

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (EpDzw)

167 So now if you disagree with a Democrat, not only are you for destroying the planet, but you're also pro-cancer and killing people on the road.
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (dscaa)

well, i've already got a face colander so i'm ready...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (8D42x)

168 The fact that this oaf made/is making statements like he will shut down a virus or cure cancer is just insane.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (rF64X)

169 Yes, because if anyone can cure cancer, it's FJB and Fauci.

Dude is working overtime to raise his dismal approval ratings, and he's failing at that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (XSRBF)

170 Some Israeli's announced promising treatment for cancer. Maybe Brandon needs to hire some Jews. That would surely get the support of David French, Bulwark, etc.

Tiny Url to New York Post, two years ago
https://tinyurl.com/2p8dye9x

Posted by: Not Whoopi Goldberg at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (SmFPm)

171
Yep, and if someone dares question it they will be cancelled!

Posted by: Minnfidel

----------------
Big Pharma, Big Gov, and Big Science don't want nobody questioning what they do.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (Iq9dF)

172 If this asshole forms a Cancer Cabinet its first agenda item will probably be giving us all cancer.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls



Just wait 5 years after everyone's been 'vaccinated' for Covid......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (9gDA7)

173 148 It's like watching a dead Kennedy desiccate in real-time.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (6liew)

Jello Biafra?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (V6f9+)

174 In time, we will discover that, far from preventing cancer, the "vaccine" akshually causes cancer.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (rz+/y)

I look forward to my coerced vaccination, so that I don't spread my cancer to those who have been vaccinated against it. The is the science.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (wBpKf)

175 We will never cure cancer. Certain types of cancer maybe but the Cancer Inc will be around with us forever. And absolute least likely people to cure cancer or lead the research that would cure are bureaucrats.

Posted by: John at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (75Rlz)

176 Well, there you go. Cancer is done. Shurf Joe is on it.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (jvt6t)

177 It's what politicians do. Their goals can't be measured so no one can accuse them of failure.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (wCen2)

178 Treating this slightly seriously-what would be different than what has gone on before?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (eGTCV)

179 ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to introduce mRNA...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (8D42x)


mRNA was developed as a cancer gene therapy and was found to be too toxic to be given for an extended period. It was attempted to be turned into a treatment to prevent corona viruses and turned out to be too toxic.
So why not, now that they have broken all the other seals, pop this one too.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (ZMraq)

180 Old and Busted: That's right baby, my wang cures cancer!

New Hotness: That's right baby, my POTATUS cures cancer!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (ESjRY)

181 The gang that can't fix inflation or straighten out the cargo ship situation is going to cure cancer now. Okay.
++++
It's not as ludicrous as it sounds. After all, cancer is sort of analogous to a port backup, where a bunch of malformed and weak vessels are clogging up the works and crowding out good, healthy vessels from the ports and thus causing a resource starvation.

Sequestering vessels further offshore and managing the port facilities is sort of like tackling cancer. Sort of.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (DU+/6)

182
Maybe... start with Alzheimer's, Joe.

Not going to say why.

You know why.

--------

Yeah... because he's unlikely at this point to die from cancer and have a headline like "Brandon Loses Battle With Cancer."

It makes no sense to publicly call out the thing that's definitely going to kill you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (Cf/uA)

183 Too little and too late. Unless he finds a cure for one form of cancer by November 2022 he and the dems are still screwed. Promises as seen with him shutting down covid are just that, promises.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (2NHgQ)

184 156 Since we are shifting from Covid to Cancer.


Cancer Bats - Sabotage

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fZpdBC-KU
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (3TihK)

Yes! Dudes have some great songs.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (KbCG3)

185 Cancer didn't see it coming. The full power, the ultimate arch nemesis, Uncle Joe Biden is coming for it. Sword unsheathed, he will slay it with his Cancer Cabinet. Because if there's one thing cancer is afraid of, it's a government bureaucracy, and Admiral Stooge, who mean business!

I just wanna know, when do treatments for white people get denied in the name of "equity?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (sVtYq)

186 139 Joe, you ignorant slut.

Big pharma doesn't want to cure cancer. The real money is in treatments.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (Vxu+H)

And that's 100% the truth. Medicine doesn't want cures b/c then there's no more money. Like the AIDS treatment protocol, they want something that "cures" you, but requires you to stay on the treatment forever. That's money in the bank.

Which, as an currently incurable-cancer person, I'm okay with the AIDS solution if my cancer gets to it. Right now, even without a cure, the same paradigm develops for my cancer, except most times, you eventually have to stop taking the meds b/c they stop working and/or get toxic, and then you switch til there are no more and you die. I'd take the "always works without toxicity" trade for the money.

Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (exHjb)

187 Give half the population cancer with the MRNA shot.

That half of the population dies.

"We cured cancer!" when cancer rates go down after they die.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (hsOar)

188 Thread winner IMHO:

23
All these people will now die of cancyr.

Posted by: Brian at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (noAE3)

189 Biden used to have a cancer foundation at Penn. Took in a lot of money and spent it almost entirely on salaries and expenses. They paid a former Pfizer, go figure, exec over $400K per year to be part of this joke foundation.

It finally got shutdown over financial mismanagement.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

190 When we're all locked inside of our 12x12 urban hovels waiting for the next round of "food" delivery, we will be so very glad that we cured cancer, and shut down COVID, and ended traffic deaths, and Alzheimer's is all but forgotten, etc. etc. We will have traded Liberty for Safety and will live like caged primates. I can barely wait.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (WEv0o)

191 The only thing that fears me more than cancer is COVID. One look at my face and both run screaming.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (DU+/6)

192 There are two expressions/descriptions that can let you know with 100% accuracy and without exception that the proposed program is going to be a monumentally expensive and wasteful cash-grab that also involves massively improper use of citizens' personal information:
1. It's a new Apollo Program!
2. It's a new Manhattan Project!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022


***
Ture. But those had value. The fools parroting those project names have no idea what "value" is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (txdEq)

193
Hey at least we got TANG out of the whole space deal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (F1ogB)


Don't forget velcro!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (n+4am)

194 BTW, on that "ISIS bigwig"? I'm observing a 72 hour rule.
__________

Good idea. There's already a strong whiff of bullshit, even without the obvious wag-the-dog speculation.

Bunch of dead kids, reportedly. And "senior defense officials" are saying that's because the target blew himself up.

Okay, that's plausible. But that's not the kind of information that you go on background to pass to the press. That's exculpatory information that makes Biden look better. If you've got that information, then you put your name behind it. You announce it officially.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (HhaYz)

195 Did anyone say we need a cure from Brandon, yet?

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (b+Fr8)

196 Jill leading him away like a child.

No woman has EVER been so thirsty to be FLOTUS. She's disgusting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

197 Well, i am relieved that we have the top minds of the secretary of transportation, labor, and treasury all working on a cure for cancer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (F4b8f)

198 Cancer has traditionally been the most funded area of research for cures for several decades now. So let's throw more money in that direction because money equals cure to people with an IQ under 90.

I guess everyone suffering from various other diseases that have to dig and scratch for research funding can just go f*** off somewhere.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (W3VUu)

199 Anecdotal but horrifying if true: someone told me last week that his wife is a nurse and there has been a horrendous increase in breast cancer in her hospital; usually she would see 3-4 per week, last week was 28.
Posted by: DJ at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (O3/K+)


Wow.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (Ez6QX)

200 > Like, obviously Barry was just trying to keep him busy on a Snipe Hunt.

I am triggered.

Snipes are real. Why does the phrase, "snipe hunt" mean "pursuit of something that doesn't exist?"

The phrase should be "jackalope hunt" or "Chupacabra hunt," not "snipe hunt."

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (VCz/u)

201 stress kills more people than cancer and causes a whole lot more problems

Tackle that one. Brandon

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (us2H3)

202
It finally got shutdown over financial mismanagement.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)



When they all SHOULD'VE been jailed for fraud.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (9gDA7)

203 Have we heard yet that POC die more from cancer than white pepo? That will justify massive new spending, shift of resources and more proof America is racist.

Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (MxEKc)

204 I trust brandon and the fed will cure cancer like the successful war on drugs, poverty and terror. Anything the government does is waste. Nothing like it in any other realm. War on cancer will cause more cancer guaranteed.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (0OmEj)

205 Did we kill an ISIS Bigwig?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

206 Our goal is to cut the cancer death rate by at least 50% over the next 25 years.

Future cancer deaths will be blamed on adverse vaccine reactions.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (T7iTv)

207 "Cancer cabinet" is extra funny since Gen Z uses "cancer" more or less interchangeably with "cringe".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (iOnGo)

208 Has anyone asked why hospitals don't just put up little stickers with the circle and line through a picture of cancer on their doors?

THIS IS A CANCER FREE ZONE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (hsOar)

209 Ture. But those had value. The fools parroting those project names have no idea what "value" is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 02:00 PM (txdEq)
++++
Right. I mean in the post-those-things world. Any callback to the moonshot or the Manhattan Project is just a clear warning to grab your wallet and your papers and run away as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (DU+/6)

210


He can't even cure fecal incontinence in old decrepit pedophiles tbh

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (XnbJC)

211 Brandon gets 10%.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (Y274z)

212 This idiot is grabbing at straws.

I've got a fortunately indolent form of cancer and wish he'd just die.

Posted by: JEM at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (8erNz)

213 ...that's why my administration has embarked on an ambitious 5 year plan to realize the long.held dream of perpetual motion......

Excerpt from Biden SOTU

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (U67az)

214 We will never cure cancer. Certain types of cancer maybe but the Cancer Inc will be around with us forever. And absolute least likely people to cure cancer or lead the research that would cure are bureaucrats.
Posted by: John at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (75Rlz)

I'm waiting for them to promise immortality - no more death, ever!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (rF64X)

215 199 Anecdotal but horrifying if true: someone told me last week that his wife is a nurse and there has been a horrendous increase in breast cancer in her hospital; usually she would see 3-4 per week, last week was 28.
Posted by: DJ at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (O3/K+)

Wow.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (Ez6QX)

Wait, there's a job where you get paid to look at bewbs?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (Y5qcH)

216 Gowdy is the dude that combs his hair with a firecracker?

--

LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (sVtYq)

217 Jill leading him away like a child. No woman has EVER been so thirsty to be FLOTUS. She's disgusting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (ptqGC)


I'd like a word.

Posted by: Eleanor Roosevelt at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (6uD7/)

218 Anecdotal but horrifying if true: someone told me last week that his wife is a nurse and there has been a horrendous increase in breast cancer in her hospital; usually she would see 3-4 per week, last week was 28.
Posted by: DJ at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (O3/K+)



God save the tits!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (9gDA7)

219
As a side note, that face mask Brandon's wearing when DOCTOR Jill leads him down from the podium looks an awful lot like a feed bag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (n+4am)

220
Is David about the jump the threshhold????
Posted by: Sphynx

New name 'Diva'?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (tHtan)

221 THERE'S A CANCER ON THE PRESIDENCY!!!!1111!!!!!

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (Y274z)

222 Note Brandon's qualifier: "as we know it." With this guy's skillset and Midas touch, he will produce a new form of cancer that is not "cancer as we know it" at this particular time and place but probably some face-eating super cancer.

Perhaps he will put Fauci in charge.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (hKi6n)

223 Let's just take a second to realize what is being said here:

Cancer was always curable, we just weren't invested enough in curing it.

Had we focused money and resources, it would be a thing of the past.

Yet, they spend billions on welfare and social programs that do nothing. Apparently, cancer finally reached a tipping point that it just HAD to be addressed?

What did we do to deserve this?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (KbCG3)

224 Do masks prevent cancer?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (63Dwl)

225 He'd get more votes if he went after Herpes.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM

Appoint Kamala to that. Just like the border she's in charge of, she's great at letting strange men enter at all hours of the night.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (GwxCX)

226 News we already knew: There's a cancer in the White House.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (YV6PJ)

227 How could that doddering old man possibly handle face to face negotiations with anyone? Well except Justin Trudeau. Old Joe could kick Justin's ass.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (eGTCV)

228 Wait, there's a job where you get paid to look at bewbs?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
It's not as great as you think.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Tit Doctor at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

229 121 Hey at least we got TANG out of the whole space deal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 01:54 PM (F1ogB)

--------

"In the future you'll get new TACG DNA-modification boosters, and you'll like it!"

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (rk3rf)

230 Delta force was in a 2 hr firefight to take out the terrorist in a 1200 sf house. And lost a helicopter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (F4b8f)

231 Did we kill an ISIS Bigwig?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

We'll probably find out he was a janitor somewhere. Oops.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (rF64X)

232 Our goal is to cut the cancer death rate by at least 50% over the next 25 years.

**

Easy peasy. Especially if they think there's going to be some weird increase the cancer rate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (hsOar)

233 Secretly flying undocumented cancer into airports at night Joe Biden is.

Posted by: Yoga Yoda at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (MRe2S)

234 "The fact that this oaf made/is making statements like he will shut down a virus or cure cancer is just insane."

Of course it is.

Check out the unhinged bigoted hysterics from the child-idiot "prime minister" of Canada the other day.

Now, as an exercise, imagine a country, electorate, civic culture, where statements like these don't instantly end a public figure's career, and bring down universal ridicule and denunciation.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2022 02:04 PM (OTzUX)

235 He is still crying over Beau

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 02:04 PM (eWBWF)

236 138 This is about more regulations coming, isn't it? Because everything I'm told causes cancer these days.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2022 01:56 PM (NpAcC)


That's certainly the case in California.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2022 02:04 PM (DTX3h)

237 The "excess deaths" for cancer by comparing total # of them year to year vs. 2020 and 2021. I am certain it's ugly.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (URNdm)

Doing that kind of work, as the lady from Johns Hopkins found, is double-plus ungood and gets you a public denunciation until you crawl enough.

That's modern science and medicine. At least witch doctors were *trying* to cure.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2022 02:04 PM (eoQWY)

238 230 Delta force was in a 2 hr firefight to take out the terrorist in a 1200 sf house. And lost a helicopter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM

----

What's important are the pilot's pronouns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

239 I watched a doc 5 or so years ago on brain cancer where they were doing experimental treatment of injecting a virus into the cancer area so that the immune system would be triggered and the formally disguised cancer cells would be revealed and killed by the immune system. I've never followed up to see if that has advanced any further. Anyone know?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:04 PM (Kz9dH)

240 "We can end cancer as we know it,"

via gain of function research

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (YboWf)

241 Did we kill an ISIS Bigwig?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

*

It started out that way.

It's coming out that he kilt himself and a bunch of family members. I think Joe even admitted it in a speech.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (hsOar)

242 If this asshole forms a Cancer Cabinet its first agenda item will probably be giving us all cancer.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


It will wind up with the cancer patients scouring the countryside for the fungus that grows on Birch trees.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (ZMraq)

243 He is still crying over Beau
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 02:04 PM (eWBWF)



You'd cry too if the only remaining fruit of your loins was Hunter.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (9gDA7)

244 Anecdotal but horrifying if true: someone told me last week that his wife is a nurse and there has been a horrendous increase in breast cancer in her hospital; usually she would see 3-4 per week, last week was 28.
Posted by: DJ at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (O3/K+)
++++
Worth keeping an eye on. Assuming there is a spike, we're left dealing with one of the many problems of the COVID response: the lack of treatment and testing for routine stuff. Is something causing a big spike in breast cancers, or is it just that nobody got tested for a few years and now the case counts are spiking hugely since people are going back to the doctor?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (DU+/6)

245 Last I checked the Feds spent about $5B/year on Cancer, while spending over $30B/year on AIDS.

Square that circle.

Posted by: WarwickWalpole at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (kyXO9)

246 Is there no one on Puddin's staff with the balls to tell him to stop the stupid whispering bullshit? Or have they told him and he does it anyway? Or have they told him and he forgot?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (sWM8x)

247 and "Mayor Pete" is gonna end fatal car wrecks with speeding cameras. Progressive Paradise shall defeat death itself! These clowns have some "high falutin'" dreams. Dude, see if you can get gas down to 3 bucks-that'll impress me.

Posted by: pahound at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (M33XJ)

248 Jill leading him away like a child. No woman has EVER been so thirsty to be FLOTUS. She's disgusting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM

You can almost hear her saying,c'mon dear, yes Joe, they made tapioca today for you. The special kind. And I hear the secret service has a canasta tournament planned downstairs. Won't that be fun?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (GwxCX)

249 Jill leading him away like a child. No woman has EVER been so thirsty to be FLOTUS. She's disgusting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

Has there ever been another president who is led everywhere by his wife? Aside from Wilson, who at least did not show up.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (rF64X)

250 We can end cancer as we know it,"

via gain of function research
Posted by: Buzzsaw90


Bu not talking about it!

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (b+Fr8)

251 Is this kind of like how Iceland eliminated down's syndrome?

We know that they will fabricate death certificates to hide or promote whatever the fashionable form of death fits the narrative.

We also know that if they kill you with something other than cancer, they can list it as something other than a cancer death. So pretty much every cancer diagnosis will result in death - from something other than the cancer that was diagnosed, but the death from the other To Be Determined cause much sooner than the guesstimated time to live.

Just as a reminder... the mRNA therapies were supposed to be the bespoke "cure" for cancer when this whole line of exploration was started decades ago. They just cleared the testing hurdle by mandating mRNA gene therapy in the form of a pandemic "vaccine".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (lD3vL)

252 Maybe he should talk to Mitt, he causes cancer.

Joe Biden and his cancer cabinet are a cancer on our country.

anyone that looks at Biden and sees strength must be a full on cuck. They can't be serious.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (M+Lyo)

253 Anecdotal but horrifying if true: someone told me last week that his wife is a nurse and there has been a horrendous increase in breast cancer in her hospital; usually she would see 3-4 per week, last week was 28.

--

That coincides with the bombshell report from the Military's health stats showing an explosion in cancer rates in military personnel (among other things) in the past year.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (sVtYq)

254 Easy peasy. Especially if they think there's going to be some weird increase the cancer rate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (hsOar)

Even before Covid, I've posted about the military base water from those bases that used the cancer causing fire retardant - that cancer-causer is gonna explode this decade...just like the effects of Agent Orange took some time...

This is getting out in front of this decade...

Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (exHjb)

255 His old man shuffle is fucking scary.

He looks like a child could knock him over blowing through a straw.

Posted by: MJ at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (zwDuR)

256 The problem is that "cancer" isn't one disease: it's a very large family of diseases, with very wide variety causes, progressions, and possible treatments. Some of our biggest wins in cancer treatment (e.g., cisplatin for testicular cancer) have been entirely serendipitous. Beating cancer is going to be a marathon, taking generations, possibly centuries. To declare "war on cancer" and throw a s***-load of money at it, like Nixon did, is at best naive. My theory is, now that the C19 gusher is beginning to taper off, Biden's paymasters in Big Pharma need a new source of that sweet, sweet cash, and this is his way of fulfilling their demands. Yes, that is utterly cynical of me; but these are times that invite cynicism.

Posted by: Nemo at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (S6ArX)

257 I'm waiting for them to promise immortality - no more death, ever!

**

You need to wear four cloth masks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (hsOar)

258 Why did everyone laugh when he did the creepy whisper?
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (EpDzw)

And then applaud! What a bunch of weirdos.

Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

259 Delta force was in a 2 hr firefight to take out the terrorist in a 1200 sf house. And lost a helicopter.

Did they try holding their key-fob up in the air and then clicking it ? Sometimes you can just be a row or two over and not see your ride. Happens all the time.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (6uD7/)

260 Brandon announced he's going to support police big-time nationwide by doling-out Fed Bucks for MOAR Community Policing Programs, along with hiring and training legions of social workers to reduce violence in troubled neighborhoods, and by Meritless Garland cracking-down on illegal gun pipelines from Georgia to NYC. Oh yeah, Meritless will also crack-down MOAR on those mega-evil Ghost Guns!

No mention of crime problems such as gangs, bail reform, car-jackings, and organized crowd robberies of stores and railroad boxcars.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (AMIL/)

261 Democrats are big on The West Wing, so no doubt many will remember that Bartlett almost promised to cure cancer as a distraction from his failure to disclose during the election that he had MS.

Posted by: Fen at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (tkcJp)

262 This slender redhead in her underwear doesn't think the Brandon administration could successfully shut down a PC, let alone cancer:
https://is.gd/tZo8ax

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (DU+/6)

263 Anyone know?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:04 PM (Kz9dH)

I've seen something similar. There's a lot of expectation that genetically engineered viruses can be used in medicine.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (Y5qcH)

264 245 Last I checked the Feds spent about $5B/year on Cancer, while spending over $30B/year on AIDS.

***

And take a guess at what the main vector for AIDS still is after all these years.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (W3VUu)

265 Put Fauci in charge of the Cancer Cabinet. He can order up a few dozen beagle puppies and some welding tools and get right on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

266 First order of business for the Cancer Cabinet: cancer brought in by illegal aliens will be exempt from the new regulations.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (HmZuC)

267 Unless you are unvaccinated.

Then you also won't need cancer treatment because they will see that you die in a fire.

Or just refuse you any tests or treatment from the get go and you can't be a cancer statistic if you're never diagnosed, right?

Posted by: Just Lily at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (b+8YM)

268 The researchers at hospitals and universities will continue to work to cure cancer. If they succeed, the Dems will take credit. If they fail, it was too big a task. Either way, they'll never get more than a press release and a pittance of funding from this obvious grift.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (wBpKf)

269 Joe Mannix you have a lot of ....time in your hands.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (b+Fr8)

270 24 Cancer as we know it? Are they about to change definition of cancer as they did vaccinated?

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (b+Fr

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BREAKING: FDA Redefines Cancer to be White People; Prepares Implemention of Historically- and Clinically-Tested Cures. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (rk3rf)

271 Snipes are real. Why does the phrase, "snipe hunt" mean "pursuit of something that doesn't exist?"

The phrase should be "jackalope hunt" or "Chupacabra hunt," not "snipe hunt."
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022


***
In Da Swamp, "Grunch Hunt" would work.

I think the reason for the use of "snipe" is so that the intended target of the jape doesn't instantly *know* it's a gag.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (txdEq)

272 Uncle Joe has no plans to cure cancer. Joe's Handlers (trademark pending) just want to put something new out there for the media to talk about that isn't about how the country is going down the tubes.

Posted by: DB - unleashing possibilities like a boss at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (geLO8)

273 Hey, this post just reminded me I'm supposed to go get a lung cancer screening.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (Ez6QX)

274

That fuckhead can't keep his shithead son from playing hide the sausage with his niece and fucking his sister-in-law.

What a disaster this dude is.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (XnbJC)

275 "Cancer Cabinet"?

Sounds like a pantry where you go to select what type of cancer you want this week.

"Let's see, I already had melanoma and basal cell...I don't need any of those..."

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:07 PM (DJFLF)

276 It's like watching a dead Kennedy desiccate in real-time.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 01:57 PM (6liew)

Jello Biafra?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:59 PM (V6f9+)

is he still on holiday in cambodia?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (8D42x)

277

This whole junta is theatre for retards.

If you publicly disagree, you are spreading disinformation, and your access to media, banking, and education will be prohibited by their corporate allies.

Posted by: Auspex at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (Xo3T0)

278 "Last I checked the Feds spent about $5B/year on Cancer, while spending over $30B/year on AIDS.

Posted by: WarwickWalpol"



How much was wasted on this covid debacle, directly and indirectly? I'm guessing in the trillions. Cancer could have been wiped out with that kind of money.

Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (MxEKc)

279 The first meeting of the cancer cabinet already producing results!

$5 million for an indoor pool in Puerto Rico.
$12 million to study sand flea breeding patterns in Tunisia
$30 million to build a new pier for Paul Pelosi's shipping company in Guam.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (F4b8f)

280 Did we kill an ISIS Bigwig?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (yQpMk)



We knew where to find him, since he was a CIA plant.

Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (FJYfm)

281 We joke about Biden's diapers but I don't see how that frail old man man could possibly make it to a toilet on time if he was in an unfamiliar place.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (eGTCV)

282 I'm glad I wasn't saddled with her....

--Abe Lincoln

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (U67az)

283 The Honorable Doctor Fauci, Prophet of Science, assures me that by sending a few hundred billion dollars to China and torturing some puppies we can have a vaccine that will eliminate cancer as we know it with only quarterly injections. -- Biden (if he could string that many words together)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (T7iTv)

284 What a bunch of horseshit.

And the MFM will clap like demented seals.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (ufFY8)

285 When is the Manhattan Shot to cure old age?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

286 and "Mayor Pete" is gonna end fatal car wrecks with speeding cameras. Progressive Paradise shall defeat death itself! These clowns have some "high falutin'" dreams. Dude, see if you can get gas down to 3 bucks-that'll impress me.
Posted by: pahound at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (M33XJ)

Oh yeah, I forgot that the guy who could barely get himself to show up at work has literally zero deaths on the road as a goal.

This administration is a mess.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (rF64X)

287 He is still crying over Beau
**

Documents came out a couple of days ago regarding the investigation into Burisma. That POS used Beau as an excuse for no one to investigate Hunter. "Oh, he's still sad about Beau, so leave Hunter alone."

EVERYONE he's related to is a prop for his money laundering and grift.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (hsOar)

288 Going to be hard for everyone to figure out what to do with all this free time considering Joe's going to get rid of cancer and BootyJuice is going to make sure nobody ever dies in a car wreck again.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (W3VUu)

289 His old man shuffle is fucking scary.
---
It is. He seems to be deteriorating rapidly.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 03, 2022 02:09 PM (sWM8x)

290 Look at all of those masked retards.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:09 PM (WIpOf)

291 I think he misread the cue card. It said 'chancres'.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 02:09 PM (5kI0z)

292 Thing is.

Now, in order to get health insurance or Medicare, you will be FORCED to get all the cancer screenings. And guess what, you won't just get a simple mammogram. Because the medical establishment needs to make up for billions of dollars lost, your simple screening test will always turn into a more invasive, expensive test.

Mammogram. Oh wait, we see a shadow, better come in for another one. And an ultrasound. And a biopsy.

No more cologuard tests. No more flexible sigmoidoscopies. Nope. Everyone gets the more expensive colonoscopy.

And if you don't. You won't get coverage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 02:09 PM (W2Pud)

293 Wait, there's a job where you get paid to look at bewbs?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 02:02 PM (Y5qcH)

Yup, but all boobs. One day you get Christina Hendricks, the next day you get Hillary. Reality is a bitch, isnt it? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 02:09 PM (VwHCD)

294 Democrats can't even get black people to stop shooting each other in places where they are not allowed to own or carry guns.

And now they're going to cure cancer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (hsOar)

295 ...along with hiring and training legions of social workers to reduce violence in troubled neighborhoods...

==

When seconds count, you need to wait for social workers with clipboards and questionnaires before plunging that knife into your neighbor.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (sVtYq)

296 So, will we be seeing animatron Joe Biden or hologram Joe Biden at the SOTU? Or maybe a hologram of an animatron?

Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (njExo)

297 One word, President Kamala Harris.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (b+Fr8)

298 He can't even shut down his computer.

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (1vynn)

299 Creepy Joe Transcript -

"Sometimes people don't wanna share their data."
(creepy whisper) "They all wanna share their data!"(audience nervous laughter)
(more creepy whisper, a bit louder) "Sometimes they don't wanna share what they know!"
(audience pauses to process what the hell this even means, then, applause as they figure it must be some great wisdom or insight on display and don't want to let on that they didn't grasp)

I really have a hard time figuring out what I have in common with these people.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (fs1hN)

300 and "Mayor Pete" is gonna end fatal car wrecks with speeding cameras.

Speed cameras are illegal in many States.

I'll take "What is the 10th Amendment for $200"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (lD3vL)

301 Gowdy is the dude that combs his hair with a firecracker?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Yeppers. Now out of Congress with his 'media' job as a reward. Despite having a rep as a good prosecutor, he somehow just could not do anything other than soundbites.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (Iq9dF)

302 Mr. President, I volunteer to lead the Cabinet's efforts to deal with colon cancer! Because the colon is a two-way transportation system in my personal experience!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (AMIL/)

303 If the president wants to make finding cures for cancer a priority, great. The most obvious way to do that is for the government to fund research. That's generally going to have to come from Congress. So if Biden wants to put more cancer-fighting money in his proposed budget, cool. But that's not accomplished by getting a bunch of cabinet secretaries to have meetings, which is what we're getting here. So what, actually, is this Cancer Cabinet gonna do?

I suppose the president could, if he wished, exercise some power to direct appropriated funds into cancer research. But that means taking away a million bucks from Not-Cancer research and giving it to Cancer research. How will that be decided?

It would be nice to have an inquisitive, skeptical press to ask these questions. We don't have that. We have a bunch of obese OMG BIDEN'S CURING CANCER fanboys.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (nIoDN)

304 Can somebody ask Fauci why he's been on the public health dole for 50 years and has not cured cancer, but Biden can cure it in less than 3 years?

Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (FJYfm)

305 Yup, but all boobs. One day you get Christina Hendricks, the next day you get Hillary. Reality is a bitch, isnt it? lol

***

Can I just get Christina Hendricks and then quit?

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (W3VUu)

306 Yudhishthira's Dice

Got it !

Thank you !!!

Posted by: JT at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (arJlL)

307 >It is. He seems to be deteriorating rapidly.



faster please

Posted by: DB - unleashing possibilities at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (geLO8)

308 So Biden is proclaiming the March of Dimes?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (NsE9F)

309 288 Going to be hard for everyone to figure out what to do with all this free time considering Joe's going to get rid of cancer and BootyJuice is going to make sure nobody ever dies in a car wreck again.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (W3VUu)

We're all gonna get laid!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 02:11 PM (KbCG3)

310 Going to be hard for everyone to figure out what to do with all this free time considering Joe's going to get rid of cancer and BootyJuice is going to make sure nobody ever dies in a car wreck again.

Yeah - but at least we're getting Midnight Basketball again.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 02:11 PM (6uD7/)

311 Last I checked the Feds spent about $5B/year on Cancer, while spending over $30B/year on AIDS.

Square that circle.

Posted by: WarwickWalpole at February 03, 2022 02:05 PM (kyXO9)

How else would I hear about Truvada for PREP?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 03, 2022 02:11 PM (wBpKf)

312 Pudding brain Biden repeats the "no Amendment is absolute. You couldn't buy a cannon when this Amendment was passed" lie.

Yes, idiot, you could buy a cannon when the Second Amendment was passed.

https://bit.ly/3HpXWe1

Also, I wonder what wiggle room Full Diaper Joe thinks there is in the 13th Amendment. Does he think a little bit of slavery's OK?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 02:11 PM (VCz/u)

313 This slender redhead in her underwear doesn't think the Brandon administration could successfully shut down a PC, let alone cancer:
https://is.gd/tZo8ax
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (DU+/6)

I need a cold shower

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:11 PM (M+Lyo)

314

The more they fail, the more they need to crush dissent.

Posted by: Auspex at February 03, 2022 02:11 PM (Xo3T0)

315 ISIS Bigwig and Women and Children.... Probably some poor schumck like in A-Stan with his 9 Children... Oops... My bad ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (pZNr0)

316 What Biden means is that anyone born June 21 to July 22 will be eliminated.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (Kz9dH)

317
If you publicly disagree, you are spreading disinformation,

You know how you can report comments on YouTube? They have now added two categories to the Usual Suspects...you know, like pornography and child abuse.

"Terrorism"

"Misinformation"

lolz at Youtube being worried about Misinformation. We all know what *that* is about, don't we?

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (DJFLF)

318 Wait, are we sure he means cancer as in the disease? Cause Joe could be thinking he's aiming to end people from being born between June 21 and July 22.

Posted by: Bete at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (Ojki1)

319 " Put your muzzle on now dear and I'll help you with the stairs..."

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (CYnTg)

320 What an absolute farce this has all become. It's embarrassing and maddening all at once. How low the mighty have fallen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (Xrfse)

321 Beau's dying wish was for joe to cure cancer and pass Build Back Bigger, but mostly pass Build Back Bigger.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (wCen2)

322
His old man shuffle is fucking scary.

At least President Old Man Tim Conway would have been good for a few laughs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (63Dwl)

323 That whisper talk...WTF? Oh yeah, creepy.

Posted by: WisRich at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (G0vdT)

324 I really have a hard time figuring out what I have in common with these people.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (fs1hN)
--------------------------
Being on the same planet although that might not include shared reality.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (Iq9dF)

325 With the Democrats pushing that math, chemistry and biology are racist and the kids taking these subjects are able to pass even though they really failed, I can't wait to see the kind of doctors and scientists we get in the next few years.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (NpAcC)

326 Many stories here in the comments of this Alex Berenson Substack post where people say cancer gets aggressive after getting jabs:
https://tinyurl.com/yckp834x

Posted by: Fedup at February 03, 2022 02:13 PM (68ya+)

327 Like, obviously Barry was just trying to keep him busy on a Snipe Hunt.

I am triggered.
Snipes are real. Why does the phrase, "snipe hunt" mean "pursuit of something that doesn't exist?"

The phrase should be "jackalope hunt" or "Chupacabra hunt," not "snipe hunt."
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (VCz/u)

no shit, come down to my engine room and tell me i'm not real...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 02:13 PM (8D42x)

328 Did you know he has a dead son named Beau?

Posted by: NR Pax at February 03, 2022 02:13 PM (4olE8)

329 https://is.gd/tZo8ax

It really is a waste if a Red Head chooses to go hardwood.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:13 PM (Kz9dH)

330 Why not just go all in and cure death.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)

331
That whisper talk

His old man shuffle


His Angry Outbursts



Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 02:14 PM (pZNr0)

332 Our great allies the Turks were hiding the ISIS leader in their security zone in N syria. Only yards away from a security checkpoint and police compound. Just like someone else who shall not be named.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:14 PM (F4b8f)

333 >> This slender redhead in her underwear doesn't think the Brandon administration could successfully shut down a PC, let alone cancer:


DUDE THAT'S MY SI-
wait-
no it's not
my bad

Posted by: DB - unleashing possibilities at February 03, 2022 02:14 PM (geLO8)

334 We joke about Biden's diapers but I don't see how that frail old man man could possibly make it to a toilet on time if he was in an unfamiliar place.

Secret Service has that all mapped out. Code words and rapid emergency maneuvers.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 03, 2022 02:14 PM (lD3vL)

335 Considering how much of a short leash they keep Biden on, has no one ever sat him down and told him to knock off the whisper shit?

I've never heard of a politician in my life on the entire planet who's done that before.

And he keeps doing it..

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 02:14 PM (W3VUu)

336 Beau's dying wish was for joe to cure cancer and pass Build Back Bigger, but mostly pass Build Back Bigger.

--

Just like Ted Kennedy's dying wish was to implement a garbage can socialist healthcare system...that he and his kind would never be subjected to use for themselves or their families.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 02:14 PM (sVtYq)

337 I really have a hard time figuring out what I have in common with these people.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (fs1hN)

Nothing, not a fucking thing. See, that was easy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 02:14 PM (VwHCD)

338 "12 That said....fuck Cancer"

I've survived three bouts of cancer now. On the way to my first hospital stay for some major chemo, we got behind a car that said "FUCK CANCER" in large black letters on the back window. What perfect timing! We laughed and said, "If that's MD Anderson's new slogan, it's a bold one."

Posted by: Eternity Matters at February 03, 2022 02:14 PM (MTm8X)

339 Why not just go all in and cure death.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 02:13 PM (ZLI7S

Imagine 180 year old Nazi Pelosi still in Congress.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (eGTCV)

340 311 Last I checked the Feds spent about $5B/year on Cancer, while spending over $30B/year on AIDS.
Square that circle. Posted by: WarwickWalpole
----------------
Well combining those two ailments via Gain of Function as a vector for humans IS a difficult research task.

Posted by: The Fauci at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (Iq9dF)

341 >>Why not just go all in and cure death.


You didn't go to school just to eat your lunch, did you?

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (WIpOf)

342
Speed cameras are illegal in many States.

I'll take "What is the 10th Amendment for $200"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 03, 2022 02:10 PM (lD3vL)


So what is the drinking age and the speed limit in your state?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (ZMraq)

343 They are going to eliminate traffic deaths by mandating a federal maximum speed limit of 12 mph. This will also help with supply chain issues.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (5kI0z)

344 You know who else thought she could cure cancer?

Posted by: Joy Behar at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (6liew)

345 Joe sure didn't have a problem with Hunter moving in with Beau's widow. Or being "inappropriate" with Beau's 14 year old daughter.

The whole family is trash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

346 Yup, but all boobs. One day you get Christina Hendricks, the next day you get Hillary. Reality is a bitch, isnt it? lol
*
Can I just get Christina Hendricks and then quit?
Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022


***
This is like the old joke: "Masturbation makes you go blind!" "Okay, but can I just do it until I need glasses?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (txdEq)

347 At least President Old Man Tim Conway would have been good for a few laughs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (63Dwl)



Somebody please tell me I am dreaming and I'm about to wake up and Trump is just rolling into the second year of his second term.

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (DJFLF)

348 330 Because if people don't die it is harder to make sure they cast their vote for a straight Dem ticket.

Posted by: Bete at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (Ojki1)

349 I saw some tape of Psaki last night. She needs to get her hair dyed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (NsE9F)

350 332 Our great allies the Turks were hiding the ISIS leader in their security zone in N syria. Only yards away from a security checkpoint and police compound. Just like someone else who shall not be named.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Damnit, I hate it when my conspiracy theories are correct. Spoils the mood.

Posted by: The Fauci at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (Iq9dF)

351 Posted by: Bete at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (Ojki1)

Hah I'm not Amy Schumer this time !

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (Kz9dH)

352 >> https://is.gd/tZo8ax

>It really is a waste if a Red Head chooses to go hardwood.


Build Back Bush

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (WIpOf)

353 And then applaud! What a bunch of weirdos.
Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

They sound like cult members.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (EpDzw)

354 Somebody please tell me I am dreaming and I'm about to wake up and Trump is just rolling into the second year of his second term.
Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (DJFLF)
++++
Sorry, no.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (DU+/6)

355 He can't even shut off a computer.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (ufFY8)

356 Due to illness, the Daily Daddario will be played by Gemma Arterton:

https://tinyurl.com/ycktrwwz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

357 >>You didn't go to school just to eat your lunch, did you?

I just care too much. Sue me.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (ZLI7S)

358 Many stories here in the comments of this Alex Berenson Substack post where people say cancer gets aggressive after getting jabs:
https://tinyurl.com/yckp834x
Posted by: Fedup at February 03, 2022 02:13 PM (68ya+)

Great, I just did one of those cologaurd screenings and it came back positive. I have to get a colonoscopy now and they say, we can get you in at the end of March. I asked the DR "shouldn't it get the buttscope right away and she said "no don't worry, it's a slow growing cancer"

Shit, that makes me feel better....Not

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (M+Lyo)

359 You could purchase whatever weapon you wanted when the 2a was passed. Hamilton talked at length about FBI instant background checks in his federalist papers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (F4b8f)

360 345 Joe sure didn't have a problem with Hunter moving in with Beau's widow. Or being "inappropriate" with Beau's 14 year old daughter.

The whole family is trash.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah... Joe really brought class back to the WH...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (pZNr0)

361 My wife believes the cure for many cancers is already a done deal. But as many have previously mentioned, there's more money in the outpatient and treatment sector than actually, you know, curing cancer.

Should this come to light imagine the lawsuit cluster fucks that would result...

Thus it never will.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (BFigT)

362 After being exposed to all the half-wits and morons that fill the research and medical services during this Covid fiasco, we should consider ourselves lucky we made as much progress on cancer as we did. We'll probably be back to bloodletting in a couple decades.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (4thlk)

363 Due to illness, the Daily Daddario will be played by Gemma Arterton:

https://tinyurl.com/ycktrwwz
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
++++
That's a funny-lookin' grin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (DU+/6)

364 if they get their Green New Deal, you'll probably see a lot of people dying of things like malnutrition and cold weather before they're old enough to develop cancer. Also homicide, but Joe has a plan for that too, I'm sure.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (Ynyl9)

365 Hmmmmm



"CNN Insiders Want Brian Stelter Fired over Zucker-Gollust Cover-Up"

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (b+Fr8)

366 This push is to take the focus off of massive inflation, military disasters, flu failure, supply chain disruption, incompetent nominations, and the illegitimacy of this administration.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (5kI0z)

367 More than 9.5 million cancer screenings were missed in the U.S. because of the COVID-19 pandemic, the White House said.

It would be interesting to get a state-by-state breakdown.

Why do I think there were more missed cancer screenings in blue states than red states?

Why is that?

Posted by: The United States Postal System! at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (I2/tG)

368 osted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (DU+/6)

******

As Mannix alluded to, perhaps the biggest boon for the Pharma corporations is the precedent for FDA fast-tracking of mRNA technology for the pandemic emergency. Look for a big push to fast-track a host of new mRNA cancer therapeutics. I've got some interesting quotes coming up along those lines.

They are however going to need to shrug off reports of bad vaccine reactions and rapidly waning loss of immunity. But if they can pare several years off the approval process, hey...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (m45I2)

369 Somebody please tell me I am dreaming and I'm about to wake up and Trump is just rolling into the second year of his second term.

Posted by: kallistx
-------------------
Try taking a shower. It worked in the show Dallas.

Posted by: The Fauci at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (Iq9dF)

370 102 You know . . . it's really exhausting being one of the very few people you know who See Things As They Are, Not As the News Media/Govt. Want You to See Them. Like being the one-eyed man in the country of the blind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (txdEq)

100%. Did you just recently spend time with the in-laws also (or whomever marinates in ABC/CBS/NBC/AP/Yahoo/MSNBC/CNN propaganda)?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (fs1hN)

371 A "vaccine" that doesn't help; but is mandatory and requires a new shot every few months?
That might do it...
Worked for COVID.

Posted by: ertdfg at February 03, 2022 02:18 PM (I388C)

372
Whispers DiDroolio

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 02:18 PM (Cf/uA)

373 285 When is the Manhattan Shot to cure old age?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2022 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

---------

The term "glowies" will take on a whole new meaning.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:18 PM (AySDY)

374 With the Democrats pushing that math, chemistry and biology are racist and the kids taking these subjects are able to pass even though they really failed, I can't wait to see the kind of doctors and scientists we get in the next few years.

"Right... kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Uh, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know... ha ha, you know what I mean? Like... haha."

Posted by: Dr Lexus at February 03, 2022 02:18 PM (lD3vL)

375 Nobody wants to sit Joe down and tell him anything. That "squish" sound of wet mashed potatoes...

Posted by: pahound at February 03, 2022 02:18 PM (M33XJ)

376 Sorry, no.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (DU+/6)


Where's that nic that goes, "yes, you died and you're in hell" when you need him?

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:18 PM (DJFLF)

377 First thing the committee will do is spend weeks coming up with a hashtag.

Nothing gets done w/o a good hashtag

Posted by: McCool at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (BqBIh)

378 Incidentally, I'm pretty optimistic that cancer will be cured, either entirely or substantially, in 10 or 15 years. Fingers crossed.
_______________

IIRC, the Israelis have something in the cooker that they're very optimistic about.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (k4dH2)

379 True Fact : 2/3 Members of Motorhead were Killed By Death

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (WIpOf)

380 Biden vs. cancer?

I'll take cancer and give 7 points.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (v23vE)

381 Anecdotal but horrifying if true: someone told me last week that his wife is a nurse and there has been a horrendous increase in breast cancer in her hospital; usually she would see 3-4 per week, last week was 28.

Posted by: DJ at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (O3/K+)

May be the cash for clunkers effect - market distortion caused by government intervention. Or it could be a result of immunodeficiency caused by the CCP-virus and/or vaccines. In any case, we've fucked over a lot of people up to including killing them.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (SH2Zi)

382 >>>Biden's paymasters in Big Pharma need a new source of that sweet, sweet cash, and this is his way of fulfilling their demands. Yes, that is utterly cynical of me; but these are times that invite cynicism.
Posted by: Nemo at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (S6ArX)

======

"Feed me, Seymour! Feed me!"

Posted by: Turn two at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (EPRp+)

383 Speak as someone with an incurable (but manageable) cancer...

Okay, bucko.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (QYPq3)

384 We've lavished trillions on the cancer industry. I think they like things just the way they are.

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (9Fwwf)

385 You know . . . it's really exhausting being one of the very few people you know who See Things As They Are, Not As the News Media/Govt. Want You to See Them. Like being the one-eyed man in the country of the blind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (txdEq)
++++
Tell me about it.

Posted by: Cassandra at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (DU+/6)

386 Try taking a shower. It worked in the show Dallas.

--

Mmm-mmm-mmm, Patrick Duffy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (sVtYq)

387 Somebody please tell me I am dreaming and I'm about to wake up and Trump is just rolling into the second year of his second term.
Posted by: kallistx

I wish I could, but alas

Posted by: JT at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (arJlL)

388 A "vaccine" that doesn't help; but is mandatory and requires a new shot every few months?
That might do it...
Worked for COVID.
Posted by: ertdfg at February 03, 2022 02:18 PM (I388C)


"Sure, you're still getting cancer, but your symptoms -and tumors- are much milder than if you didn't get the vaccine."

Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (FJYfm)

389 It must really crush FJB that the smart, articulate son who would carry on the Biden political dynasty died, and the crackhead grifter lived. 10% eases the pain, but still, Sen Beau Biden will never be.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (F4b8f)

390 Great, I just did one of those cologaurd screenings and it came back positive. I have to get a colonoscopy now and they say, we can get you in at the end of March. I asked the DR "shouldn't it get the buttscope right away and she said "no don't worry, it's a slow growing cancer"

Shit, that makes me feel better....Not
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:16 PM (M+Lyo)

If you are asymptomatic, IF you have cancer, it is slow growing and you should be fine.

However, if you are symptomatic (noticeable blood in stool, lower back pain, constipation, etc), I would push for an earlier appointment (after taking this one)...ask to be on the cancellation list for every day...

Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (exHjb)

391 353 And then applaud! What a bunch of weirdos.
Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Yep, that may have been even creepier then his is whisper comments.

Posted by: WisRich at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (G0vdT)

392 Try taking a shower. It worked in the show Dallas.

Posted by: The Fauci at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (Iq9dF)


Right, thanks! I haven't taken a shower since the COVID sheet got real.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (DJFLF)

393 D'ya think that maybe medical experts are expecting a tidal wave of cancer cases in the next few years ?
Either from lack of proper care or the jabs themselves...

Posted by: McCool at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (BqBIh)

394 And if you don't. You won't get coverage.

Posted by: nurse ratched

----------------------
Thanks for cheering me up nurse.

Posted by: The Fauci at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (Iq9dF)

395 We just lost a dear friend to leukemia. The damned chemo wore him down to the point he died before he could have his scheduled bone marrow transplant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

396 Chuck Schumer erases Justice Thurgood Marshall to make a point about SCOTUS being too white.

https://bit.ly/35AXOdJ

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (VCz/u)

397 >Somebody please tell me I am dreaming and I'm about to wake up and Trump is just rolling into the second year of his second term.

Posted by: kallistx

okay
You're dreaming and you're about to wake up and Trump is just rolling into the second year of his second term.

Posted by: DB - unleashing possibilities at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (geLO8)

398 It really is a waste if a Red Head chooses to go hardwood.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:13 PM (Kz9dH)


I don't think so. I dislike carpet.

And that redhead is much too bony. Somebody give her a few sammiches.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:21 PM (2JVJo)

399 Pretty soon we will be downloading vaccines from the App Store.

Got a disease? There's a vax for that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)

400 Incidentally, I'm pretty optimistic that cancer will be cured, either entirely or substantially, in 10 or 15 years. Fingers crossed.
================
I'm pretty confident we will have highly directed, low toxicity, effective therapeutics for cancers within 10 or 15 years but, as long as cells divide, I bet we never cure cancers entirely.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 02:21 PM (lpgtQ)

401 323 That whisper talk...WTF? Oh yeah, creepy.

Posted by: WisRich at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (G0vdT)


The whispering thing is yet another example of his idiocy and lack of political skill. The words and terms he whispers, thinking that makes them dramatic, would be SHOUTED for dramatic effect by any half-competent politician. Joe makes the drama about his idiotic whispering instead of about the words he's trying to emphasize. What a loser.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 02:21 PM (AMIL/)

402 I apologize for making her SO DAMNED FAT.

Posted by: Big Mac at February 03, 2022 02:21 PM (Fcqgj)

403 So, give half the population the clot shot and watch cancer rates increase by 400%

Declare COVID over.

Wait 2 years...

Hey we said we'd cut cancer rates by 50% in 25 years...but the rates in 2024 are half of 2022!

And uh, four times 2018 but, uh, ignore that.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:21 PM (ESjRY)

404 CANCER

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=EM2MGN_w4sU

Posted by: JOE JACKSON at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (WIpOf)

405 With the Democrats pushing that math, chemistry and biology are racist and the kids taking these subjects are able to pass even though they really failed, I can't wait to see the kind of doctors and scientists we get in the next few years.

Posted by: redridinghood

So much this ^.

and, for people that are so determined that one size doesn't fit all it's demeaning for the resident to stay we can end cancer as we know it or we would have.

Posted by: old chick at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (sOete)

406 Someone on twitter (Jack Poso?) also is showing that the idea is pulled from a West Wing Episode.

This is beyond ridiculous. And I am a cancer survivor. I don't want this man anywhere near my treatment.

Posted by: Sassy at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (xSICi)

407 True Fact : 2/3 Members of Motorhead were Killed By Death

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (WIpOf)

sad but true.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (VwHCD)

408 You know . . . it's really exhausting being one of the very few people you know who See Things As They Are, Not As the News Media/Govt. Want You to See Them. Like being the one-eyed man in the country of the blind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022
*
100%. Did you just recently spend time with the in-laws also (or whomever marinates in ABC/CBS/NBC/AP/Yahoo/MSNBC/CNN propaganda)?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022


***
It's the people I work with. Ph.D.s and M.A.s all, they believe this Koof Kraziness 100%. I don't know if they all voted for Turnip Brain -- but I know most are Dems.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (txdEq)

409 Chuck Schumer is suddenly scared of an AOC challenge? Is that really true?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (lpgtQ)

410 Wouldn't that "ISIS Bigwig" be an "austere religious scholar?"

WaPo, what say you?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (PiwSw)

411 I saw some tape of Psaki last night. She needs to get her hair dyed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (NsE9F)

saw that too last night. i have to admit we laughed that she wasn't a real redhead. meaning show chose THAT color...

you would think SOMEONE would convince her to pick a color that didn't wash her out so badly...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (8D42x)

412 Pretty soon we will be downloading vaccines from the App Store.

there's an app for discovering if your doggeh or kitteh was ever featured in a great artwork

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (DJFLF)

413 So what is the drinking age and the speed limit in your state?

MADD pushed the drinking age and blood alcohol levels, but just a few miles away we have speed limits that read "80".

Posted by: Dr Lexus at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (lD3vL)

414 Cancer is the same since Nixon's big push (Chemo and radiation treatments are pretty much required and little study is given to other treatments besides surgery).

I've seen several anecdotal comments that people taking Ivermectin for covid have seen their cancer go into remission. No one has any idea why that would be the case, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (T7iTv)

415 BOHICA

Tax increases.
Cancer tax.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (Fcqgj)

416 >>>We just lost a dear friend to leukemia. The damned chemo wore him down to the point he died before he could have his scheduled bone marrow transplant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

Do you know if his treatments had been delayed because of the hysteria?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (QYPq3)

417 If you are asymptomatic, IF you have cancer, it is slow growing and you should be fine.

However, if you are symptomatic (noticeable blood in stool, lower back pain, constipation, etc), I would push for an earlier appointment (after taking this one)...ask to be on the cancellation list for every day...
Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (exHjb)

Thanks I am asymptomatic so far. I have heard of a lot of false positives with the cologuard, so I am cautiously optimistic

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)

418
It must really crush FJB that the smart, articulate son who would carry on the Biden political dynasty died, and the crackhead grifter lived.

--------

Whatever. He's the smartest man I know, in terms of pure intellectual capacity.

Posted by: Brandon at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (Cf/uA)

419 I'm pretty confident we will have highly directed, low toxicity, effective therapeutics for cancers within 10 or 15 years but, as long as cells divide, I bet we never cure cancers entirely.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 02:21 PM (lpgtQ)

It is hard to permanently stop every single cell in the human body from mutating forever and ever...

So, you probably can't stop mutations permanently...but you could possibly program the body to immediately recognize and destroy/discard the mutants...

Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (exHjb)

420 Soon

MANDATORY CANCER TREATMENTS

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:24 PM (Fcqgj)

421 As Mannix alluded to, perhaps the biggest boon for the Pharma corporations is the precedent for FDA fast-tracking of mRNA technology for the pandemic emergency. Look for a big push to fast-track a host of new mRNA cancer therapeutics. I've got some interesting quotes coming up along those lines.

They are however going to need to shrug off reports of bad vaccine reactions and rapidly waning loss of immunity. But if they can pare several years off the approval process, hey...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2022 02:17 PM (m45I2)

---------

"If it kills millions to save just one life ..."

/That's some Stalinesque shit right there

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:24 PM (d+KiH)

422 Whatever. He's the smartest man I know, in terms of pure intellectual capacity.
Posted by: Brandon at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (Cf/uA)

You think I'm not paying attention, do you?

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 03, 2022 02:24 PM (PiwSw)

423 What's really sickening to me is this whole end cancer and car accidents bullshit is solely thrown out there to increase the administration's "likeability". There is no low to which they will not stoop. If they even have to stoop anymore.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 02:24 PM (dscaa)

424 Many stories here in the comments of this Alex Berenson Substack post where people say cancer gets aggressive after getting jabs:

We know the clot shot reduces overall disease immunity. I've seen some speculate that it is specifically affecting the t-cells that normally target cancer.

It would be an interesting thing to study, for say 10 years BEFORE you gave anyone the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:24 PM (ESjRY)

425 Everyone makes a couple cancerous cells every day. Our immune system takes care of it. All it takes is one in 100,000 to slip through.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:24 PM (F4b8f)

426 Do you know if his treatments had been delayed because of the hysteria?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (QYPq3)

----

They weren't. We're in the mostly free state of GA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

427 It must really crush FJB that the smart, articulate son who would carry on the Biden political dynasty died, and the crackhead grifter lived. 10% eases the pain, but still, Sen Beau Biden will never be.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (F4b8f)


I doubt he was as smart and articulate as everyone believes. Not being as big of a fuckup as Hunter and Ashley is a low bar to clear

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (y7DUB)

428 Thanks I am asymptomatic so far. I have heard of a lot of false positives with the cologuard, so I am cautiously optimistic
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)

I'm curious how that works. Do you shit in a box and mail it back to them?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (Y5qcH)

429 >>It must really crush FJB that the smart, articulate son who would carry on the Biden political dynasty died, and the crackhead grifter lived.


Ironically. The only thing that saved Joe from public embarassment at the hands of Beau Biden, was Cancer.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (WIpOf)

430 I see an uptick in everything; Alarming vax side effects reported by military whistleblowers. This story made a few waves last week when Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) included a mention in his five-hour Senate hearing. The information came from the Defense Medical Epidemiology Database (DMED), a mundane accounting tool used to track all medical diagnoses of military personnel and dependents for insurance billing purposes. DMED did better than the CDC's ineffective Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS). Following is a summary of the most alarming vax side effects: Myocardial infarction (heart attack) -- 269% increase Cancer diagnoses -- 300% increase Miscarriage -- 300% increase Bell's palsy -- 291% increase Congenital malformations (for children of military personnel) -- 156% increase Female infertility -- 471% increase Pulmonary embolisms -- 467% increase Neurological issues -- 1,000% increase of course if they kill off everyone 5-fold increase in sudden cardiac deaths of FIFA players in 2021
183 professional athletes and coaches have suddenly collapsed! 108 of them died! Life insurance payouts skyrocket 258% as post-vaccine deaths rapidly accelerate

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (xKKnI)

431 411 I saw some tape of Psaki last night. She needs to get her hair dyed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (NsE9F)

saw that too last night. i have to admit we laughed that she wasn't a real redhead. meaning show chose THAT color...

you would think SOMEONE would convince her to pick a color that didn't wash her out so badly...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (8D42x)

As a real redhead, it was obvious to me she was never a real redhead...which I think is a hate crime to my kind, or at least that's what their side tells me...

Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (exHjb)

432 Biden's now going off on the Second amendment.

Glocks with a 40 round magazine are a "weapon of war"

We should ban assault weapons because you couldn't own cannons when the country was founded.

Oh and the gun industry is the only one in the country that can't be sued.

Sounds like someone's spit his meds out.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (W3VUu)

433

I want a monorail, none of this cancer bullshit.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (XnbJC)

434 Did this bring Jen Rubin to Bidengasm?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)

435 Must be a breakthrough in research coming soon.

Posted by: Javems at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (AmoqO)

436 Try taking a shower. It worked in the show Dallas.
--
Mmm-mmm-mmm, Patrick Duffy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 02:19 PM (sVtYq)

ok, i'll distract Victoria Principal while you sneak off with Duffy, deal?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (8D42x)

437 "It's completely doable"

kinda like your nanny was?

Posted by: Unclefacts at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (ihUzW)

438 Cancer will never be "cured", and don't expect anything more than incremental therapeutic advances for the foreseeable future. And yes, I worked in cancer research for the better part of 10 years.

Posted by: PacosMojo at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (Urtl1)

439 *whispers*

I remember squeezing the biscuit, but I don't remember having the country gravy.

Posted by: Simple Joe at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (6liew)

440
A regulatory capture feedback loop. Govt funds The Science it wants, and The Science gives the govt what it wants. They merge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (Mzdiz)


and we're smack in the middle of this worst case scenario at the moment

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (DJFLF)

441 Incidentally, I'm pretty optimistic that cancer will be cured, either entirely or substantially, in 10 or 15 years. Fingers crossed.
================
I'm pretty confident we will have highly directed, low toxicity, effective therapeutics for cancers within 10 or 15 years but, as long as cells divide, I bet we never cure cancers entirely.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions


I'm pretty confident any chance in hell we had for better cancer treatments will be quashed by the unholy alliance of bureaucrats and the pharma barons, both of which have too much to gain from a continuing "problem".

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (OUMaO)

442 High speed mono rail to take you to the cancer treatment center...

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (CYnTg)

443 I don't understand how I got cancer...I was wearing a Mask!

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (WIpOf)

444 I'm thinking of taking up painting so I can paint yesterdays Gemma Arterton.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (lpgtQ)

445 You know . . . it's really exhausting being one of the very few people you know who See Things As They Are, Not As the News Media/Govt. Want You to See Them. Like being the one-eyed man in the country of the blind.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022
++++
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Cassandra at February 03, 2022


***
Sorry about that whole rape thing at the temple. A guy can get carried away, you know?

Posted by: Ajax at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (txdEq)

446 If you thought covid wasn't going away well you are correct.

You get a cookie.
Know what else isn't going away? CANCER. They're from the government and they're here to help.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (Fcqgj)

447
MANDATORY CANCER TREATMENTS


Based on the logic of the clot shot mandates there is no reason the government can't mandate cancer treatments, or diets, or lobotomies.

Well, I mean that's how it all started - the progressives used Jacobson v. Massachusetts to forcibly sterilize and lobotomize people.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (ESjRY)

448 Joe really chose poorly for his next windmill to joust at. What with his mandated Vax correlating to rising cancer rates and long term prospects of more cases being very much in the offing.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (NfQ3Y)

449 I almost think the Covid budget for last two years has out spent any other illness

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (5IGyG)

450 420 Soon

MANDATORY CANCER TREATMENTS

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:24 PM (Fcqgj)

--------

"First though, we have to inject you WITH the cancer before we can cure you of it!"

/That's some Pelosiesque shit right there

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (d+KiH)

451 Biden going cure himself?

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (GYllL)

452 The coof became worse than cancer in the impressionable minds of the masses. This was no accident.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (Xrfse)

453 On Curing Cancer -

Send 0.001% of Federal Budget to MD Anderson Cancer Center each year and then get out of their way.
They beat your deadline by more than a decade.

One of the 2 best Mission Statements ever.
Making Cancer History!
Reads two ways, both awesome.

BTW - the other is on the water tower at Parris Island.
We Make Marines

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (rfcKJ)

454 I'm curious how that works. Do you shit in a box and mail it back to them?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (Y5qcH)

Pretty much, it has a big plastic jar with an oring sealing it and you pour some some preservative over the log.

Sounds like a fun job opening jars of turds /

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

455 Sorry about that whole rape thing at the temple. A guy can get carried away, you know?

It wasn't rape rape.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (ESjRY)

456 Did this bring Jen Rubin to Bidengasm?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (eGTCV)


She's hoping he can next cure Butt Ugly

Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (FJYfm)

457 "It's one of the reasons why quite frankly why I ran for president"

Um...what?

This almost seems like those reverse pseudo-conversations highlighting the wisdom of children..."When pouring his box of cheerios, my three-year old asked me how crony-capitalism had become the status quo vis-a-vis the current cultural zeitgeist...and I just shook my head and wept, because I didn't have an answer."

This actually could pass for a believable version of that:

"The other day, I asked my 3-year old why he wanted to be President one day.
He answer: so he could cure cancer.

(*He being Joe Biden...he interjected before my 3-year old could answer the question)"

Posted by: Simple Stevo at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (yhmup)

458 I saw some tape of Psaki last night. She needs to get her hair dyed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:15 PM (NsE9F)

She was going for the Star Trek look with that shirt. Forgot her communicator though.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (F4b8f)

459 Where's my fucking flying car. Fuck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (NsE9F)

460 Aren't redheads the ultimate white people?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)

461
We know how to cure cancer already, jack. Cut off anything that can get cancer. Full body-otomy, fat. You know the thing. This wop midget can explain it. Anyway, report to your nearest federally-funded Total Amputation Center immediately, or I'll make your boss fire you.

Posted by: Brandon at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (Cf/uA)

462 These progs believe they can manufacture eternal life. What a religion

Posted by: 7man at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (461+n)

463 A Brandon all hope, all ye who enter.

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (OaZlZ)

464 420 Soon

MANDATORY CANCER TREATMENTS

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:24 PM (Fcqgj)


This made me laugh

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (M+Lyo)

465 >>We should ban assault weapons because you couldn't own cannons when the country was founded.


Bullshit.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:28 PM (WIpOf)

466 Everyone makes a couple cancerous cells every day. Our immune system takes care of it. All it takes is one in 100,000 to slip through.

Can't experimental cancer treatment be covered under Right To Try?

It seems to me that the insurance industry has completely surrendered to mRNA as being an acceptable health risk. In fact, it could be argued that despite the swath of death and maiming that takes place among the vaxecuted, that it would be the preferred Go To treatment above radiation and chemo.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 03, 2022 02:28 PM (lD3vL)

467 454.....

No. Hell no. Simply throwing money at a problem sans ACTUAL talent and ideas solves nothing.

Posted by: PacosMojo at February 03, 2022 02:28 PM (Urtl1)

468 "The other day, I asked my 3-year old why he wanted to be President one day.
He answer: so he could cure cancer.


Wait...how does his hair smell?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 02:28 PM (ESjRY)

469 28th amendment:

The Freedom to deny medical intervention to one's own body shall not be infringed.

It's the only way to stop them.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:28 PM (Fcqgj)

470 Why didn't the Junta go for Flying Cars?

Or, announce we have made contact with an alien civilization and they've requested Jodie Foster as our first ambassador?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 02:28 PM (lpgtQ)

471 As someone on Twitter said, Biden should plagiarize more because it would cut down on the number of times he says stupid s***.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (W3VUu)

472 Thanks I am asymptomatic so far. I have heard of a lot of false positives with the cologuard, so I am cautiously optimistic
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022
*
I'm curious how that works. Do you shit in a box and mail it back to them?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022


***
Uh, basically, yes. You schedule with them, put it on your doorstep, and they arrange to have the box picked up.

Posted by: Ajax at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (txdEq)

473 Incidentally, I'm pretty optimistic that cancer will be cured, either entirely or substantially, in 10 or 15 years. Fingers crossed.

Frankly, I never thought I would be there, but I am now of the camp that believes cancer is 'cured' (as much as it can be), but true life-saving treatments are in abeyance because of Big Pharma's lobbying, sex slaves and payoffs to the nickelfuckers in congress.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (2JVJo)

474 465 >>We should ban assault weapons because you couldn't own cannons when the country was founded.

Bullshit.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:28 PM (WIpOf)

Had dudes who literally owned warships back then.

Posted by: DooblySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (9mfKN)

475 FJB is going to tackle sunspots next.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (F4b8f)

476 increase Female infertility -- 471% increase Pulmonary embolisms -- 467% increase Neurological issues -- 1,000% increase of course if they kill off everyone 5-fold increase in sudden cardiac deaths of FIFA players in 2021
183 professional athletes and coaches have suddenly collapsed! 108 of them died! Life insurance payouts skyrocket 258% as post-vaccine deaths rapidly accelerate

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (xKKnI)


a lot to digest here.

First thing that comes to mind, when I first heard about the mRNA jab I said "no one of childbearing age should get it." And you just posted the infertility figures.

the reason most cited by young nurses who won't get the vexx, even at the cost of their jobs, is the concern about fertility problems.

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (DJFLF)

477 Today I announce we will devote the entirety of the U.S. government to reviving Ted Williams from death and reattaching his head.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, My Diaper Runneth Over at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (lpgtQ)

478 and it occurs to me that back in the 1970s, advocates of treating cancer with B17 (Laetrile) urged people to not eat animal protein. Fits right in with the Green New Deal, although I don't know if mealworms and grubs are considered animal protein.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (Ynyl9)

479 Looks like Branden was able to sell the NASDAQ down 50 points with his meaty and girthy talk of everlasting life.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (NsE9F)

480 We should ban assault weapons because you couldn't own cannons when the country was founded.


One of the responses to early American wars was for citizens to outfit their own warships - with cannon - to go after the enemy.

Could you imagine how the FNM would cover it if say the Michigan Militia bought a boat, sailed to the Middle East, and started killing ISIS/AQ members?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (ESjRY)

481 >>Aren't redheads the ultimate white people?


I invoke my Constitutional Right to take the Pepsi Challenge before I answer that question, your honor.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (WIpOf)

482 MANDATORY CANCER TREATMENTS

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You know, that's an interesting point. If they insist that they've cured cancer (or at least your symptoms are not as bad) with the quarterly mRNA shot, it is a matter of time before they require everyone to get the shots.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (CnBTt)

483 Stupid Biden sock.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (ESjRY)

484 As a real redhead, it was obvious to me she was never a real redhead...which I think is a hate crime to my kind, or at least that's what their side tells me...
Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:25 PM (exHjb)

yeah, i didn't think she was that bright of a red head.

but i figured she just wanted lighter or something. but those roots were DARK...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (8D42x)

485 serious question

there's a slightly used chromebbook at a small house sale nearby

will I need the password to get in and powerwash it ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (us2H3)

486 Jill will lead the American government response to finding the G Spot once and for all.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, My Diaper Runneth Over at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (lpgtQ)

487 #465

One of my favorite houses I worked on was built in the mid 1800's in midtown Sacramento.

It featured a wheeled cannon in the living room.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (Fcqgj)

488 *Spoiler*

The "cancer cabinet" will be an overreach in the application of extra-legal "health and welfare" rule-making...

they will try outlawing American dietary preferences as a "preventive measure."

Posted by: sven at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (Lzpvj)

489 True Fact : 2/3 Members of Motorhead were Killed By Death



The salmon mousse.

Posted by: Death points at February 03, 2022 02:30 PM (yQpMk)

490 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
BIDEN: A Glock with a 40 round magazine is a "weapon of war."

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So is a photon torpedo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (FVME7)

491 Has Brandon given his gun speech yet in NY ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (pZNr0)

492 Life insurance payouts skyrocket 258% as post-vaccine deaths rapidly accelerate

I posted a link the other day to a report that Big Pharma and Big Insurance are about to square off over the increased life insurance payouts.

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (DJFLF)

493 460 Aren't redheads the ultimate white people?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)

Actually, we're the ultimate minority by stats - I want my affirmative action bennies now!

Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (exHjb)

494 I'm sure there were generals who insisted that tanks would end warfare as we know it.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (Ynyl9)

495 I wouldn't be surprised if the Fake Vax in a decade starts showing up as a cancer

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (5IGyG)

496 I would wager that you would have to look long and hard to find someone in Biden's Cancer Cabinet able to coherently explain the difference between cancer prevention, early detection, treatment (palliative) and cure (eradicating it once it occurs).

It will all get lumped (SWIDT?) together under a nebulous comprehensive umbrella expressed in bureaucratese.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (m45I2)

497 Or, announce we have made contact with an alien civilization and they've requested Jodie Foster as our first ambassador?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions


Jody Foster? Wha...wha....why does she ignore me?

Posted by: John Hinkley, a nation turns it's lonely eyes to you at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (vcOmj)

498 Here, you have to take this shot.
28th amendment bitch! No medical intervention unless I consent!
We aren't calling this a medical intervention. It is a workforce safety measure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (F4b8f)

499 Cancer moonshot? We're going to have to drop trou?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (FVME7)

500 The first thing to know about cancer is it isn't just cancer.

It is several hundred cancers and they are different enough that each requires its own cure.

Might be a while and Biden doesn't have that kind of time.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (Bwqq4)

501 ***
Uh, basically, yes. You schedule with them, put it on your doorstep, and they arrange to have the box picked up.
Posted by: Ajax at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (txdEq)

But there is no touching of the feces? I don't think I could do that. I can barely change a diaper without pukeing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (Y5qcH)

502 Today I announce we will devote the entirety of the U.S. government to reviving Ted Williams from death and reattaching his head.
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, My Diaper Runneth Over at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (lpgtQ)

Little known fact-Joe beat Williams in a home run challenge.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (eGTCV)

503 Cancer Moonshot? He going to shoot cancer the moon? Is that fair to the Moonies?

Posted by: No one in particular at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (BzGDy)

504 442 High speed mono rail to take you to the cancer treatment center...

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM (CYnTg)

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Zyklon B2: Cancer Treatment Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (CMCA6)

505 Wouldn't Branden be moar popular if he sent dick enlargers to the Wine Mom's husbands?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (NsE9F)

506 498 Here, you have to take this shot.
28th amendment bitch! No medical intervention unless I consent!
We aren't calling this a medical intervention. It is a workforce safety measure.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (F4b8f)

My thinking too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (z5Vrg)

507 The wide range of effects from the clot shot strongly indicates that either the mRNA contents, or the spike proteins it creates, often travel freely though the body - damaging whatever systems they end up in.

As with many other things...it would be a great thing to study for 10 years BEFORE giving the clot shot to the general public.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (ESjRY)

508 I scrolled down the Imgur link from JamesMadison. The Left really are psychopaths. Very ignorant psychopaths. It was an example of one of their mental defects they all share. History only starts yesterday for them. Also the inability to make logical comparisons.

I did not know this but one of their big issues is about Republicans banning books. I can just assume it's about text books that teach Johnny it's okay to give BJs to older guys. Because of that Republicans are book burners. Makes me want a shooting war sometimes.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (Kz9dH)

509 I never get tired of the Democrats picking a random number to assign to a magazine when they start throwing out stupid remarks about firearms.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (W3VUu)

510 Frankly, I never thought I would be there, but I am now of the camp that believes cancer is 'cured' (as much as it can be), but true life-saving treatments are in abeyance because of Big Pharma's lobbying, sex slaves and payoffs to the nickelfuckers in congress.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I have investments, and they need time to build a return.

Why do you ask?

And no, Ivermectin doesn't work!!!

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci, Crony Pharma Capitalist at February 03, 2022 02:33 PM (vcOmj)

511 432 Biden's now going off on the Second amendment.
Glocks with a 40 round magazine are a "weapon of war"
We should ban assault weapons because you couldn't own cannons when the country was founded. Oh and the gun industry is the only one in the country that can't be sued.
Sounds like someone's spit his meds out. Posted by: Azathoth
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Biden's head is kind of like a deranged juke box. He is mentally replaying all his past political history hits in mindless splooges.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:33 PM (Iq9dF)

512 >>As with many other things...it would be a great thing to study for 10 years BEFORE giving the clot shot to the general public.


We'll compromise and give it to 10 year olds.

Posted by: Dr Fauci at February 03, 2022 02:33 PM (WIpOf)

513 Hey Brandon, will there be a jab(s) for that?

Posted by: Ziba at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (S1hrL)

514 The dog continues to wag:

The US has obtained intelligence indicating that the Russian government developed a plan to stage a false attack that would depict the Ukrainian military or its intelligence forces assaulting Russian territory to help establish a pretext for military action against Ukraine, a senior Biden administration official says.

The scheme included the production of a graphic propaganda video that would show staged explosions and would use corpses and actors depicting grieving mourners, according to the official, who was not authorized to comment and speaks on the condition of anonymity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (I2/tG)

515 Little known fact-Joe beat Williams in a home run challenge.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (eGTCV)

---------

"They say my bat used to have a lot of corn pop in it."

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (CMCA6)

516 I doubt he was as smart and articulate as everyone believes. Not being as big of a fuckup as Hunter and Ashley is a low bar to clear
____________

Beau was as big a crook as the other Biden family members, according to those who knew him.

There was a story last year, I forget where, but the person who told it was somebody who'd bought some crooked favors from the Bidens (and he used his real name in the story). He wrote about how he went to a meeting with one of the Biden brothers and some other people, and then Beau came in at the end (and Beau was either the state AG, or running for AG, at this time). Somebody made a joke about a press release or something, and Beau Biden got angry and said nobody in the room better ever talk about what went down there, and if anybody did talk, every member of the Biden family would deny it, and would denying knowing any of the people present.

It would have been pretty unlikely for an honorable man to have emerged from the Biden family, given what we know about Joe, the Biden brothers, Hunter, Ashley, Jill, etc. None of them are honorable people, so how where would Beau have learned it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

517 PENN, being near POTATUS' backyard & where son Beau attended the university for an undergrad degree, provided the platform for the first 'Cancer Moonshot' launch Jan. 2016, and has apparently been pulled back in for the new & improved launch, 'Save Brandon' or something very close.

The buzzards surrounding him - and there could be some very close family members, close friends & government types in the flock - have seen the future in T-cell immunotherapy, in which PENN is a leader, and that private bio-therapeutics companies are now developing (or working to develop) for any number of diseases.

After all, POTATUS' grand pappy told him there were three kinds of politics, but POTATUS just knew there were four including medical politics. (Brandon was raised on & for the hustle.)

Posted by: Lola at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (xjz83)

518 Maybe Brandon can rid the Washington of roaches and rats.

The roaches are so big the trash moves. The brown lines in the lawns? Rats make them their lanes.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (Fcqgj)

519 Let's get out of NATO and start carrying .45s again.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (NsE9F)

520 i'd just like to point out that "we can end cancer as we know it" can be done by simply redefining cancer.

it all depends on what the meaning of is is.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (v3pYe)

521 509 I never get tired of the Democrats picking a random number to assign to a magazine when they start throwing out stupid remarks about firearms.

Posted by: Azathoth
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High capacity magazines are the most obvious tell. Most of them cannot count beyond one.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (Iq9dF)

522
We'll compromise and give it to 10 year olds.


Deal - as long as I get to sniff them first!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (ESjRY)

523 "It's one of the reasons why quite frankly why I ran for president"
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I thought he ran for president expressly to stop Trump? Wasn't that the lie before...?

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (dscaa)

524 508 I scrolled down the Imgur link from JamesMadison.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (Kz9dH)

Yeah.. Dont scroll through Imgur.

Posted by: DooblySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (9mfKN)

525 High speed mono rail to take you to the cancer treatment center...
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM

Only if you are quadruple vaxed and double masked, have papers and agree to abide by the cancer council's ruling if you are viable to try treatment.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (GwxCX)

526 Before the November midterms, he'll claim victory over hair cancer and the press will trumpet the success - "NO HAIR CANCER DEATHS UNDER BIDEN!!!!"

Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (FJYfm)

527 "65 >>Curing cancer is the long game, as everyone who got the jab will soon understand.


Per Alex Berenson (substack post), the vaxx is triggering cancer in people who have a propensity for it, or who have previously had it.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (URNdm)"

I came here to post this. This is a real thing.

Meanwhile our personal list of post-jab-deaths among acquaintances is now in the double digits, with one of those being a sudden cancer... with two other people also fighting the same type of cancer. Suddenly.

Australia is having a hell of a time censoring the fuck out of pediatric deaths, and big tech is enabling a similar effort here; if we start jabbing under-5's here in the US it will get even uglier.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (Z7rbj)

528
The scheme included the production of a graphic propaganda video that would show staged explosions and would use corpses and actors depicting grieving mourners, according to the official, who was not authorized to comment and speaks on the condition of anonymity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (I2/tG)

Honestly, this wouldn't be dissimilar to the FSB bombing campaign before the Chechen thing. I still don't give a shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (Cf/uA)

529 519 Let's get out of NATO and start carrying .45s again.

Posted by: Puddin Head
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Good, I am ahead of the pack. I have been reacquainting myself with Mr. Browning's cartridge.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (Iq9dF)

530 Cancer Shit My Pants!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (WIpOf)

531 5-fold increase in sudden cardiac deaths of FIFA players in 2021
183 professional athletes and coaches have suddenly collapsed! 108 of them died!


I recall a discussion here about these incidents, how unusual were they? A five fold increase defies any attempt to explain it away as simple coincidence.

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (DJFLF)

532 The scheme included the production of a graphic propaganda video that would show staged explosions and would use corpses and actors depicting grieving mourners, according to the official, who was not authorized to comment and speaks on the condition of anonymity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (I2/tG)

Sounds like a democrat plan

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (M+Lyo)

533 Remember when they applauded Trump when he whispered like a creepy retard? Yeah me neither.

Posted by: No one in particular at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (BzGDy)

534 Uh, basically, yes. You schedule with them, put it on your doorstep, and they arrange to have the box picked up.
Posted by: Ajax at February 03, 2022 02:29 PM (txdEq)
*
But there is no touching of the feces? I don't think I could do that. I can barely change a diaper without pukeing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022


***
Nope, no touching. The Cologuard commercials with the talking box may be annoying, but the company has engineered the setup very well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (txdEq)

535 The scheme included the production of a graphic propaganda video that would show staged explosions and would use corpses and actors depicting grieving mourners, according to the official, who was not authorized to comment and speaks on the condition of anonymity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (I2/tG)

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YouTube video -- arrest the filmmaker!

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (rk3rf)

536 The scheme included the production of a graphic propaganda video that would show staged explosions and would use corpses and actors depicting grieving mourners,

I remember when Alex Jones was a crazy man for talking about this kind of stuff. Nowadays I'm pretty sure the Deep State listens to him just to come up with new ideas.

/Not that Jones was right about the crises actors.
//But he WAS right about the gay frogs.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (ESjRY)

537 491 Has Brandon given his gun speech yet in NY ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (pZNr0)



Yes. See my take on it in 260 above.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (AMIL/)

538 I am running for #6 commenter of the week so I can cure cancer. And with TJM out with morning sickness, I might have a chance.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (F4b8f)

539 So, you probably can't stop mutations permanently...but you could possibly program the body to immediately recognize and destroy/discard the mutants...

Essentially "SCIENCE"™ wants to end Evolution.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (lD3vL)

540 Mandatory genetic testing for cancer coming next among other things...

Posted by: Ziba at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (S1hrL)

541 529 519 Let's get out of NATO and start carrying .45s again.

Posted by: Puddin Head
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Good, I am ahead of the pack. I have been reacquainting myself with Mr. Browning's cartridge.
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It provides a large gapping wound chanel. Great for household pests.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (NsE9F)

542 serious question

there's a slightly used chromebbook at a small house sale nearby

will I need the password to get in and powerwash it ?
Posted by: REDACTED

*

If it's cheap enough ($50) I'd risk it. I was given a locked android tablet once and used an online service for a company (probably just a kid) to unlock it so I could reset it and put my info on it. I'd assume there would be the same option for that if you can't easily reset it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (CnBTt)

543 Ah that's right. They originally said "Charlottesville" made Biden run for president. That was his previous lie.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (dscaa)

544 Old & Busted: Soviet 5 year plans

New Hotness: democrat 25 year plans

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (iDcra)

545 I attended an oncology appointment with my Father, who was undergoing cancer treatment, recently. The Oncologist said that based on the size of his tumor and the lack or lymph node involvement, he was in one of six categories, and that the treatment specified for people in that category was a chemotherapy drug that was developed back in the 1980s.

I asked if there was any nuance to this approach. He was having none of it. I asked about the physical properties of the tumor, the containment within the removed organ, the pathology, etc., and he would just read from his damn flow chart, tell me the tumor was between such and such and so and so millimeters in diameter and there were fewer than 10 lymph nodes involved, so his chart said that the drug was this forty-year-old treatment, take it or leave it.

Obamacare has removed all intelligence from the medical process. Decisions now made by doctors could be made more efficiently, and with more humanity, by a machine.

If we are still prescribing cancer drugs developed during Ronald Reagan's first term, we are not going to be eliminating cancer any time soon.

Posted by: Gridlock at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (tG3C6)

546 Yes. See my take on it in 260 above.
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (AMIL/)

Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (pZNr0)

547 Great, I just did one of those cologaurd screenings
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


Well you passed the poop in a box and mail it part of the test.

Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (FhXTo)

548 KTVU
@KTVU
Starting Monday, students must wear "well-fitted, non-cloth masks with a nose wire" at all times, including outdoors, the district announced.

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What the hell is a nose wire? Or do I want to know?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (FVME7)

549 When the Ukraine distraction goes away Pi55 Jockey will say Brandon did that.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (Fcqgj)

550 The whispering thing is yet another example of his idiocy and lack of political skill.

I think he (or whoever writes his stage directions) thinks it's clever or sophisticated. That he's letting us in on something that only he knows like an aside from a stage actor.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (nfrXX)

551
DIE Facebook DIE!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (Mzdiz)

552 Biden being helped down the stairs.

For a good time, look up a video of Trump getting out of a helicopter after being released from the hospital for COVID. Then striding across the White House lawn, *up a flight of stairs to a balcony,* without touching a handrail, and then waving and doing a thumbs-up to the cameras before going inside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivDi8ppUm9w

Posted by: MW at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (u33s0)

553 Again, did cancer just reach some tipping point where Joe said, "Enough is enough, Jack, we're curing this sumbitch come hell or high water!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (KbCG3)

554 I guess Biden never saw the Come and Take It flag. But to be fair it was the Republic of Texas and not the USA.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (Kz9dH)

555 So, I guess I will mention the obvious...

This is also a way to keep all the local/state/federal bureaucrats who got employed under Covid to keep their jobs on a new "health" issue.

Something for SOTU, job security for 100s of thousands of local/state/federal government workers - win/win...

Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (exHjb)

556 I am stronk, like dragon.

Posted by: Wi Kling, PPOTUS at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (WmGrA)

557 100
The Bad Cat is one of the best writers on Substack, and he wrote this piece today about the mess we're in, the unholy marriage of Big Govt. and Science.

Bill Whittle did a video on this topic last week entitled CERBERUS.

Good watch.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (rfcKJ)

558 What kind of cancer does the Cancer Cabinet have?

Posted by: Ziba at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (S1hrL)

559 I recall a discussion here about these incidents, how unusual were they? A five fold increase defies any attempt to explain it away as simple coincidence.

Since the government has been insistent on getting vaxx status from everyone for their vaxxports, they could also provide you the comparative death rates of those clot shotted and those not, broken down by race, age and cause of death.

Notice not only are they NOT doing this, they are trying to cover up the sources that point us in the same direction (like the recent military data).

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (ESjRY)

560 What vile pieces of shit he and his handlers are.

Posted by: acethepug at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (pgqW6)

561 Australia is having a hell of a time censoring the fuck out of pediatric deaths, and big tech is enabling a similar effort here; if we start jabbing under-5's here in the US it will get even uglier.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa

By carefully and corruptly managing statistics, we can hide this.
I can still make more money on this.
Trust me.

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci, Crony Pharma Capitalist at February 03, 2022 02:39 PM (vcOmj)

562 #548 a nose wire gives the CCP virus something to hang on to.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:39 PM (Fcqgj)

563 End cancer as we know it.

Start by looking in the mirror, Brandon.

Posted by: Mookie at February 03, 2022 02:39 PM (u+Y3T)

564 Check me if I'm wrong, but didn't Nathanael Greene own several cannons which in turn led to him being the head of his militia; and eventually the Secretary of War (post Revolution).

Posted by: pahound at February 03, 2022 02:39 PM (M33XJ)

565 520 yeah since we already redefined vaccine and cause of death, why not

Posted by: Dogbert at February 03, 2022 02:39 PM (Z9HSN)

566 *whispers*

The 38th Parallel.

I will legislate grave measures against Kim Jong-Moon if he doesn't free up our border delivery of kimchi into the supply chain!

Posted by: Gen. Douglas MacBiden at February 03, 2022 02:39 PM (6liew)

567
Biden: Charlottesville Was the 'Moment I Knew I Had to Run'.

The Latest: Biden: Charlottesville was epiphany on 2020 run

Charlottesville Inspired Biden to Run.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 02:39 PM (dscaa)

568 They will outlaw the use of the word "cancer" on pains of death. Boom, problem solved.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 02:40 PM (X/Wqn)

569 548 KTVU
@KTVU
Starting Monday, students must wear "well-fitted, non-cloth masks with a nose wire" at all times, including outdoors, the district announced.

-
What the hell is a nose wire? Or do I want to know?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (FVME7)

One truly saddening thing is watching teenagers, a group wholly defined by a tendency towards rebellious behavior, submit to masks. When you've built sheep out of teenagers, you've done something.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 02:40 PM (KbCG3)

570 A nose wire has no effect whatsoever on filtration of the material the mask is made of. That's hilarious. It can be made from a potato sack, but it's okay so long as it has the required nose wire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 03, 2022 02:40 PM (CnBTt)

571 Notice how the liability shield has not been lifted.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:40 PM (Fcqgj)

572 Well you passed the poop in a box and mail it part of the test.
Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM

Is that like dick in a box? (one of the few more modern era funny SNL skits) Gives a new meaning to the term, what can brown do for you?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 03, 2022 02:40 PM (GwxCX)

573 Great, I just did one of those cologaurd screenings
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Well you passed the poop in a box and mail it part of the test.
Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (FhXTo)

Tens of thousands of turds are travelling the US as we speak.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:40 PM (M+Lyo)

574 I notice a slight trend. There's the cancer thing...then there is Sheriff Joe in charge of distribution of the 2008 Stimulus Package that was supposed to fix all the bridges and highways.

Give him credit. He's a persistent (albeit...piece of lying shit) mother effer.

Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2022 02:40 PM (UdDZ2)

575 526 Before the November midterms, he'll claim victory over hair cancer and the press will trumpet the success - "NO HAIR CANCER DEATHS UNDER BIDEN!!!!"

Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (FJYfm)

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Biden looks like HE has Hair Cancer. Maybe he can start by pulling out his plugs and eating them ... with a nice paste.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (rk3rf)

576 When the Ukraine distraction goes away Pi55 Jockey will say Brandon did that.

That's their hope - that all this is just posturing, and Brandon will eventually be able to claim victory.

Of course, Brandon could simply blunder into a war trying this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (I2/tG)

577 "507 The wide range of effects from the clot shot strongly indicates that either the mRNA contents, or the spike proteins it creates, often travel freely though the body - damaging whatever systems they end up in.

As with many other things...it would be a great thing to study for 10 years BEFORE giving the clot shot to the general public.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:32 PM (ESjRY)"

I'm leaning towards the camp that the spike protein was the point here and that SARS-CoV-2 was chosen just to deliver it. Which has pretty damning implications for the vax, given that Moderna was clearly involved at some point in the development of the virus.

Not really sure what to make of the freaky sepsis and encephalitis aspects of severe infections - whether that was intended, or fortuitous, or accidental and undesired - but I also think it's clear by now that they either knew what worked as a preventative and cure ahead of time or had one in the wings. Probably both. There are screenshots floating around from a 2019 news segment where you can plainly see references to Merck's COVID drug development on a PC monitor.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (Z7rbj)

578 548 KTVU
@KTVU
Starting Monday, students must wear "well-fitted, non-cloth masks with a nose wire" at all times, including outdoors, the district announced.

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What the hell is a nose wire? Or do I want to know?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (FVME7)

It's what makes surgical masks fit and not gap on the top of the face. You press the wire down (which is inside the mask layers) to surround your nose (this also keeps your glasses from fogging)...

Posted by: Nova local at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (exHjb)

579 you would think SOMEONE would convince her to pick a color that didn't wash her out so badly...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 02:22 PM (8D42x)
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And fix her lips. There's no Cupid's bow--just a slight arc from one corner of her mouth to the other.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (VhE0u)

580 550

Psaki said he whispers when he wants to emphasize a point. Figures... ass backwards, what.

Posted by: Ziba at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (S1hrL)

581 When you've built sheep out of teenagers, you've done something.

Orwell mentions this in passing in 1984 - the socialists then had teens turning in their parents and heading up the various social movements the government wanted...I seem to recall an anti-sex movement?

Imagine getting teens rallying around NOT having sex in honor of Big Brother...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

582 What the hell is a nose wire? Or do I want to know?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (FVME7)
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Strip of metal at the top of the mask that can be bent to conform with different face types in order to seal more properly. Excludes almost all fabric masks.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (Iq9dF)

583 490 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
BIDEN: A Glock with a 40 round magazine is a "weapon of war."

Trying to intimidate SCROTUS. Again. Fuck this guy.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (GYllL)

584 Hopefully in before new thread:

From an article in the Washington Free Beacon about CNN:

"Stelter, who is best known for his courageous reporting on former president Donald Trump's spelling errors, continues to lament the lack of public trust in the media."

Full article: https://freebeacon.com/media/clown-news-network/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2022 02:42 PM (PiwSw)

585 The US has obtained intelligence indicating that the Russian government developed a plan to stage a false attack that would depict the Ukrainian military or its intelligence forces assaulting Russian territory to help establish a pretext for military action against Ukraine, a senior Biden administration official says.

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He stole that from Big Adolph!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:42 PM (FVME7)

586 Too bad Brandon wasn't run over in Charlottesville. I know he was there. He's everywhere. Drove his semi there. Deadheaded, natch.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:42 PM (Fcqgj)

587 The scheme included the production of a graphic propaganda video that would show staged explosions and would use corpses and actors depicting grieving mourners, according to the official, who was not authorized to comment and speaks on the condition of anonymity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (I2/tG)

so, nice to see the biden administration has hired green helmet guy...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 02:42 PM (8D42x)

588 Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:38 PM (ESjRY)

One of the guys I follow on the tw@tter got kicked off yesterday. I guess he posted too much reality. One of his violations was he posted charts of skyrocketing death rates...from all causes...all over the world. The spike started shortly after the vexx rollout.

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 02:42 PM (DJFLF)

589 581 When you've built sheep out of teenagers, you've done something.

Orwell mentions this in passing in 1984 - the socialists then had teens turning in their parents and heading up the various social movements the government wanted...I seem to recall an anti-sex movement?

Imagine getting teens rallying around NOT having sex in honor of Big Brother...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (ESjRY)

Mentioned in passing but definitely a passage that stuck out to me. One that was referenced quite a bit when the feds went on their J6 scavenger hunt.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 02:42 PM (KbCG3)

590 So the pretendent of the USA wants to violate the HIPPA? That would be impeachable if JoePedo were not a communist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 02:43 PM (iDcra)

591 #548 a nose wire gives the CCP virus something to hang on to.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:39 PM (Fcqgj)

Nose wires frighten and confuse the CCP virus. Like sitting down in a crowded restaurant, eating a hamburger. It hates that shit.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 02:43 PM (SH2Zi)

592 514 The dog continues to wag:

The US has obtained intelligence indicating that the Russian government developed a plan to stage a false attack that would depict the Ukrainian military or its intelligence forces assaulting Russian territory to help establish a pretext for military action against Ukraine, a senior Biden administration official says.

The scheme included the production of a graphic propaganda video that would show staged explosions and would use corpses and actors depicting grieving mourners, according to the official, who was not authorized to comment and speaks on the condition of anonymity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (I2/tG)

Didn't they already run this "news" like a week ago?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 03, 2022 02:43 PM (z5Vrg)

593 BIDEN: A Glock with a 40 round magazine is a "weapon of war."

Trying to intimidate SCROTUS. Again. Fuck this guy.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (GYllL)

The 2nd Amendment is to provide citizen with the means to conduct war. That was the whole point.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 02:43 PM (Y5qcH)

594 Greene's decision to send Morgan to Cowpens and chastise Tarleton was pretty inspired. Probably more of a factor in his postwar career than the actual cannons involved, but the point stands.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 02:43 PM (Cf/uA)

595 Distraction or a bunch of Joey's friends looking for a lucrative new gig?

With 10% for the Big Guy, of course.

Posted by: creeper at February 03, 2022 02:43 PM (cTCuP)

596 We should ban assault weapons because you couldn't own cannons when the country was founded.

We should ban TV and cable 'news' as well as social media, because nobody had anything but a printing press when the country was founded.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:43 PM (2JVJo)

597 where you can plainly see references to Merck's COVID drug development on a PC monitor.

Fauci/Daszak's COVID creation proposal talks about working on ways to create coronavirus vaccines, so it is a fair assumption they had other parts of big pharma working on that as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:43 PM (ESjRY)

598 Oh great. Now we're all going to catch cancer with Joe on the job. Just great.

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2022 02:44 PM (0IeYL)

599 @KTVU
Starting Monday, students must wear "well-fitted, non-cloth masks with a nose wire" at all times, including outdoors, the district announced.

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What the hell is a nose wire? Or do I want to know?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (FVME7)


Yeah, that wouldn't be happening if I had a kid in school.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 03, 2022 02:44 PM (EpDzw)

600 564 Check me if I'm wrong, but didn't Nathanael Greene own several cannons which in turn led to him being the head of his militia; and eventually the Secretary of War (post Revolution).

Posted by: pahound
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Would not surprise me. BTW, you can still buy and sell cannons as an individual but the ATF is involved. Had a guy in my childhood neighborhood that had a Civil War era field cannon in his backyard. He loaned it out to the Kappa Alpha frat for game days to fire.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:44 PM (Iq9dF)

601 432 Biden's now going off on the Second amendment.
Glocks with a 40 round magazine are a "weapon of war"
We should ban assault weapons because you couldn't own cannons when the country was founded. Oh and the gun industry is the only one in the country that can't be sued.
Sounds like someone's spit his meds out. Posted by: Azathoth


Joe mostly lies about facts on topics he knows the average person doesn't know in-depth. He knows the anti-gun Karens don't know what was legal or illegal in the US in the late 1700's. He also knows the media is not going to call him or Psaki out for the lies.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 02:44 PM (AMIL/)

602 Some medicare administrator says "You must follow this flowchart to treat cancer, or your facility is cut off from medicare funding".

You must do X or we don't give you funding.

You must do Y or we don't give you funding.

It will be great when government is the single payer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:44 PM (F4b8f)

603 By Joe's logic, he can't be President because Washington wasn't an asshole.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (Y5qcH)

604 #curecancer

My job is done.

Posted by: Moochele at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (BzGDy)

605 The big thing I remember about Charlottesville is the group of Americans who got permits to gather had the crap beat out of them by the group who didn't, and I was told we were supposed to support the latter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (hsOar)

606 And looking down the road, when his curing cancer deal flops, what's next? Old age? He'll cure old age!

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (0IeYL)

607 Dumbass's last Moon Shot had 1.3 million $ allocated. To be spent over 7 years.

That's not a Moon Shot, that's a footstool.

Posted by: West at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (QY+6a)

608 BIDEN: A Glock with a 40 round magazine is a "weapon of war."

Trying to intimidate SCROTUS. Again. Fuck this guy.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (GYllL)

So are phase plasma rifles in the 40W range, and far more deadly.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (SH2Zi)

609 40 round magazines are fine. It is those psychos who think they need a 41 round magazine that you have to watch out for.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (F4b8f)

610 Hiya Weasel !

Posted by: JT at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (arJlL)

611 You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Biden has an organization of short sellers on call. Seems every time he has a speech the bears come out in a flurry.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (NsE9F)

612 Not sure if anyone pointed this out, but cancer death rates have been trending downwards since the mid late 90's at a very steady 2% a year. He can "accomplish" a 50% fall in 25 years the same way he can 'accomplish" the sun coming up in the morning: by doing nothing at all.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (mZOHK)

613 I hope we make it till Nov.......

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 02:46 PM (pZNr0)

614 I'm sure there were generals who insisted that tanks would end warfare as we know it.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 03, 2022 02:31 PM (Ynyl9)


Actually, once airplanes were invented, they were hailed as the solution to ending war. If a plane could go anywhere, then it could drop a bomb on anyplace, and that meant no-one would be safe from the horrors of war.

So - more airplanes, less war.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:46 PM (2JVJo)

615
Also Banastre Tarleton was a fuckin' asshole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 02:46 PM (Cf/uA)

616 #558
Cancer Cabinet has ass cancer.
All of them.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:46 PM (Fcqgj)

617 Obamacare has removed all intelligence from the medical process. Decisions now made by doctors could be made more efficiently, and with more humanity, by a machine.

If we are still prescribing cancer drugs developed during Ronald Reagan's first term, we are not going to be eliminating cancer any time soon.
Posted by: Gridlock at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (tG3C6)

The drug may be fine. Lot's of older drugs work well.

However, we don't have healthcare anymore. We have a health process. Between insurance companies, lawyers, and gov't regs, everything is dictated. Wife was in hospital, just overnight, and they gave her a drug to prevent blood clots. It's because the ins. company and lawyers require it. She's not supposed to take those drugs because she can bleed out.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (EpDzw)

618 Somebody needs to ask him about the national debt.

Posted by: m at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (Nyd7E)

619 Is a nose wire like an ear worm?

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (BzGDy)

620 Hiya JT!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (0IeYL)

621 @KTVU
Starting Monday, students must wear "well-fitted, non-cloth masks with a nose wire" at all times, including outdoors, the district announced.

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What the hell is a nose wire? Or do I want to know?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:37 PM (FVME7)
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This mask obsession is about getting others to obey. They must be made to feel the need to obey. The purported reason for the obedience doesn't matter.

Posted by: Revenant at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (TZivQ)

622 While he's at it, Biden might as well promise, JFK style, to put a woman on the moon by the end of March or whatever.

"We promise to do these things not because that are easy, or even possible to do, we promise to do these things because these are the best things Ron Klain and Jill could suggest last night during the brainstorming session about listing our accomplishments."

Posted by: Match Checksout at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (dYe5S)

623 The big thing I remember about Charlottesville is the group of Americans who got permits to gather had the crap beat out of them by the group who didn't, and I was told we were supposed to support the latter.

And the guy that killed the girl did so after antifa attacked his car. Hell one of the antifa leaders posted that he personally was chasing the guy with his scary black rifle with the thing that goes up.

Said antifa leader later said he meant to say he was NOT chasing the guy with his scary black rifle with the thing that goes up and probably didn't even have a scary black rifle with the thing that goes up anyway...shortly after people pointed out he kept telling that story...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (ESjRY)

624 616 #558
Cancer Cabinet has ass cancer.
All of them.
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:46 PM (Fcqgj)

Cancer Cabinet is ass cancer.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

625 Chuck Schumer is suddenly scared of an AOC challenge? Is that really true?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions

He'll have to out crazy her. Won't be easy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (FVME7)

626 End teen pregnancy. All students and staff must wear a condom at all times while on school grounds. All students. All staff.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (F4b8f)

627 Sounds like they are prepping everyone for when they get cancer from the jab.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (M+Lyo)

628 The scheme included the production of a graphic propaganda video that would show staged explosions and would use corpses and actors depicting grieving mourners, according to the official, who was not authorized to comment and speaks on the condition of anonymity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:34 PM (I2/tG)

Didn't they already run this "news" like a week ago?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 03, 2022 02:43 PM (z5Vrg)
***

Awww...isn't that cute? Ol Joe is letting the sophomore interns to the IC write analysis for him.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 02:48 PM (axyOa)

629 While he's at it, Biden might as well promise, JFK style, to put a woman on the moon by the end of March or whatever.

Oh, you think that's hard wiseguy?

Posted by: Ralph Cramden at February 03, 2022 02:48 PM (ESjRY)

630 "Toss it in the cancer cabinet."

Posted by: m at February 03, 2022 02:48 PM (Nyd7E)

631 Actually, once airplanes were invented, they were hailed as the solution to ending war. If a plane could go anywhere, then it could drop a bomb on anyplace, and that meant no-one would be safe from the horrors of war.

So - more airplanes, less war.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:46 PM (2JVJo)

There was a certain logic to it. It was completely wrong, but there was a logic to it.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 03, 2022 02:48 PM (EpDzw)

632 #614 30,000+ nuclear bombs should make us stop worrying about war and love the Bomb.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:48 PM (Fcqgj)

633 Australia is having a hell of a time censoring the fuck out of pediatric deaths....
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 02:35 PM (Z7rbj)

If true*, what kind of monsters are these people that they would pick the first between these two options, hide excess deaths of kids so that people won't be scared of giving their kids the vaxx, or pausing the vaxx push in order to gather data and re-assess risk?

*needs more data points (I know, Aussie cops and politicians have plenty of examples of acting the fascist, but this would be absolutely monstrous, crimes against humanity if caught)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 02:48 PM (fs1hN)

634 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
BIDEN: A Glock with a 40 round magazine is a "weapon of war."

Trying to intimidate SCROTUS. Again. Fuck this guy.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (GYllL)

I bet there is not one soldier in any Western army that carries a Glock with a 40 round magazine. The officers who have a Glock 18 don't use a 40 rd mag except for fun and not for carry.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (Kz9dH)

635 The Left does eventually want a sexless society. Remember their weird, sterile, sexless, soulless, space age DNC from 2016?

If you're having sex you ain't worshiping the state. You may also end up punished with a baby.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (dscaa)

636 Oh, you think that's hard wiseguy?

Posted by: Ralph Cramden at February 03, 2022 02:48 PM (ESjRY)

Lol. Great show!

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (BzGDy)

637 >>Sounds like they are prepping everyone for when they get cancer from the jab.


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (URNdm)

638 Let me know where you can get a 40 round magazine for a GLock. I've never heard of one.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (GYllL)

639 Also Banastre Tarleton was a fuckin' asshole. - but he was so handsome in "The Patriot"...

Posted by: pahound at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (M33XJ)

640 I also swear to grow limbs to all the people who have had them amputated.

Posted by: Joe Brandon at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (iDcra)

641 It has been nearly 6 months since joe shit his pants!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (F4b8f)

642 Biden is a corpse. When his heart stops it will just be a formality. What stands at the podium died long ago.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (VwHCD)

643 609 40 round magazines are fine. It is those psychos who think they need a 41 round magazine that you have to watch out for.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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The funny thing is that most of those ridiculous hi cap magazines are somewhat unreliable in the field. Trained people do not need them as regular mag changes do just fine. I recall how one potential mass shooter had a drum mag malfunction and that prevented them from killing more. Might have been the VTech murderer or another.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (Iq9dF)

644 >>> One truly saddening thing is watching teenagers, a group wholly defined by a tendency towards rebellious behavior, submit to masks. When you've built sheep out of teenagers, you've done something.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 02:40 PM (KbCG3)


Teenagers aren't rebellious. They're just pulled by multiple competing peer groups. As soon as they find a group they want to be in they are happy to follow its rules.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (pnzcV)

645 Oh great. Now we're all going to catch cancer with Joe on the job. Just great.

Posted by: Weasel at February 03, 2022 02:44 PM (0IeYL)

lol, Threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (SH2Zi)

646 This us just a conjecture: perhaps this statement about how Biden's gonna cure cancer is so he can get out in front of the recent increase in cancer cases before Americans start to notice.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (6RgRK)

647 If true*, what kind of monsters are these people that they would pick the first between these two options, hide excess deaths of kids so that people won't be scared of giving their kids the vaxx, or pausing the vaxx push in order to gather data and re-assess risk?


Its narrative overdrive. One group of leftists hides how many kids are dying from the clot shots, a different group exaggerates how many are dying from COVID, and a third publishes fake data on how many are dying after getting infected from their kids.

None of the groups know the other ones are lying, so they each think they are lying for the greater good.

Posted by: Ralph Cramden at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (ESjRY)

648 One shot to rule them all.

Posted by: m at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (Nyd7E)

649 This pivot-to-cancer shit started with Nixon IIRC.

Posted by: Zek at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (OzNIz)

650 "581 When you've built sheep out of teenagers, you've done something.

Orwell mentions this in passing in 1984 - the socialists then had teens turning in their parents and heading up the various social movements the government wanted...I seem to recall an anti-sex movement?

Imagine getting teens rallying around NOT having sex in honor of Big Brother...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:41 PM (ESjRY)"

You use teenagers because they're old enough to get around and do shit (and physically defend themselves somewhat, and potentially lynch people), but enough of them still aren't very morally or ethically developed, especially if you're running a crapsack society.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 02:51 PM (Z7rbj)

651 Teenagers aren't rebellious. They're just pulled by multiple competing peer groups. As soon as they find a group they want to be in they are happy to follow its rules.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (pnzcV)

Rebelliousness towards authority.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

652 Let me guess: anyone who is not in favor of mandated government cancer-lifestyle passes for employment is "Pro Cancer."

Posted by: Zek at February 03, 2022 02:51 PM (OzNIz)

653 Why do I sense that cancer WOULD have been cured in 15 years, but now that Biden is involved, that timeline stretches to 25?

I mean, is he factoring in his own involvement as part of the long timeline?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 03, 2022 02:51 PM (TirFV)

654 Orwell mentions this in passing in 1984 - the socialists then had teens turning in their parents and heading up the various social movements the government wanted...I seem to recall an anti-sex movement?

The Junior Anti-Sex League. Julia belonged to it in the book. And somewhere there is a passage where O'Brien mentions that Party scientists are close to eliminating the orgasm.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:51 PM (2JVJo)

655 635 The Left does eventually want a sexless society...
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 02:49 PM (dscaa)

All foreseen by Orwell - junior anti-sex league, sexcrime (newspeak for being in love with someone)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 02:51 PM (fs1hN)

656 Can you pick your nose with a nose wire?

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 02:51 PM (OaZlZ)

657 One of the guys I follow on the tw@tter got kicked off yesterday. I guess he posted too much reality. One of his violations was he posted charts of skyrocketing death rates...from all causes...all over the world. The spike started shortly after the vexx rollout.
_____________

We all know that the same government/Big Tech cabal that forced people to get these experimental "vaccines" on pain of losing their jobs and/or their ability to leave their houses to go buy food, etc., is not just going to sit idly by and let the public be informed about the horrible health consequences of those experimental "vaccines" that were forced on them by the cabal.

When it comes to information censorship "for our own good," we ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (k4dH2)

658 It's the end of can-cer as we know it
And I feel fine

Posted by: Michael Stipe at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (h5TKJ)

659 a new meaning to the term, what can brown do for you?

I dropped it off at the UPS store.
Saw another being walked in on my way out of the lot.

Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (FhXTo)

660 631 Actually, once airplanes were invented, they were hailed as the solution to ending war. If a plane could go anywhere, then it could drop a bomb on anyplace, and that meant no-one would be safe from the horrors of war. So - more airplanes, less war.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

There was a certain logic to it. It was completely wrong, but there was a logic to it. Posted by: WiNO
-----------------
Robert Heinlein wrote a short story about that in the 40's--Solution Unsatisfactory.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Iq9dF)

661 m Bravo!

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (2JoB8)

662 "623 The big thing I remember about Charlottesville is the group of Americans who got permits to gather had the crap beat out of them by the group who didn't, and I was told we were supposed to support the latter.

And the guy that killed the girl did so after antifa attacked his car. Hell one of the antifa leaders posted that he personally was chasing the guy with his scary black rifle with the thing that goes up.

Said antifa leader later said he meant to say he was NOT chasing the guy with his scary black rifle with the thing that goes up and probably didn't even have a scary black rifle with the thing that goes up anyway...shortly after people pointed out he kept telling that story...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:47 PM (ESjRY)"

That fat chick didn't get run over; she wasn't even hit by the car. She simply had a heart attack. The imagery is pretty clear but it's another one of those plastic-turkey things the left ran with.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Z7rbj)

663 "weapons of war"

IIRC, the Second Amendment says nothing about guns for hunting. It does mention a militia, which pretty much presupposes some sort of conflict.

I think the left needs a practical demonstration of the purpose of the Second Amendment.

Posted by: creeper at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (cTCuP)

664 >>If you're having sex you ain't worshiping the state. You may also end up punished with a baby.


Think it's more the opposite -- they are encouraging a lot of sex, but of the emotionless, anonymous kinds. Taking all the pleasure and relationship out of it.

This is an old Bookworm post (pre-trans madness), but she nails the motivation behind the Left's obsession with sex:

https://tinyurl.com/54bnyvvj
"Sex and State Power"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (URNdm)

665 Actually, once airplanes were invented, they were hailed as the solution to ending war. If a plane could go anywhere, then it could drop a bomb on anyplace, and that meant no-one would be safe from the horrors of war.

So - more airplanes, less war.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:46 PM (2JVJo)

There was a certain logic to it. It was completely wrong, but there was a logic to it.
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 03, 2022 02:48 PM (EpDzw)

Always said that If Britain had an F-80 in 1940 instead of 1947 there wouldn't have been a war .

This said mostly in defense of the F-22 when it first came out .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (Kz9dH)

666 40 round magazines are fine. It is those psychos who think they need a 41 round magazine that you have to watch out for.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 02:45 PM (F4b8f)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (SH2Zi)

667 And my Cancer Center (Roswell Park) is sending out emails reminding patients to get their boosters ASAP.

Though at every check up I've had, when the docs or PAs ask if I've had my "shot", I say NO!...and they go on about their merry way.

I haven't been denied access to treatments or consults...yet.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 02:53 PM (BgMrQ)

668 Also Banastre Tarleton was a fuckin' asshole.

If things ever go sideways and I have the chance to take out the MFM, I'll make Tarelton look like Richard fucking Simmons.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:53 PM (2JVJo)

669 Let me know where you can get a 40 round magazine for a GLock. I've never heard of one.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022


***
We've been working on one for decades. We have a good one for our footsoldiers and guards, but concealing a 40-round magazine under a secret agent's suit? A challenge.

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at February 03, 2022 02:53 PM (txdEq)

670 651 Teenagers aren't rebellious. They're just pulled by multiple competing peer groups. As soon as they find a group they want to be in they are happy to follow its rules.
Posted by: banana Dream
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Or they become an eternal outsider to society with no known tribe. Some live through it, others don't.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:53 PM (Iq9dF)

671 FDR had a monthly Turkey Cabinet at his NY house when he was governor. It was a way for him to control his Democrats. He was cheap and Eleanor would cook the guests a turkey so they could all get a bite to eat.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 02:53 PM (Fcqgj)

672 Don't most of these kids have a nose wire already? Just askin'...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 03, 2022 02:53 PM (Xrfse)

673 Hey, you know one thing we don't spend much money studying is CANCER. have you heard about CANCER? It is the silent, hidden killer. We have paid almost zero attention to it for decades.

If you want my opinion, Biden found out that a cure for cancer is just about to be developed, so he hurried up and formed a team to take credit.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 03, 2022 02:53 PM (TirFV)

674 And somewhere there is a passage where O'Brien mentions that Party scientists are close to eliminating the orgasm.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:51 PM (2JVJo)
---
Yup. Orwell imagined Big Brother as sort of "conservative", despite having completely rearranged a complete culture and civilization.

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 02:53 PM (OaZlZ)

675 No one cares when Wrong Way FJB decided to run. I am curious as to why the election stealers that really set the agenda decided on FJB as their candidate. Really? FJB?

Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 02:53 PM (rz+/y)

676 Brandon is the Underwear Gnomes of politics.

And yes, the public is to be distracted by the Syrian event as the 'imminent war' with Russia hasn't started yet.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at February 03, 2022 02:54 PM (dbdgv)

677 See the new IRA Required Minimum Distributions for 2022? So as we go along in life, less $ in the monthly distribution to you but lower taxes as a benefit. And that money will keep rolling along until you're about 97 1/2.

Dementia plan? There's your dementia plan coupled with Homecare and 'we'll be managing your RMDs as long as' we let you be.

PS - And unlikely as it seems, there was something being batted around recently that if you're on full SS, once you make age 78 an additional one percent would be added to your annual COLA each year through age 82.

Posted by: Lola at February 03, 2022 02:54 PM (xjz83)

678
If things ever go sideways and I have the chance to take out the MFM, I'll make Tarelton look like Richard fucking Simmons.


Death by bayonet snu snu?

Posted by: Ewww..... at February 03, 2022 02:54 PM (ESjRY)

679 Delta force was in a 2 hr firefight to take out the terrorist in a 1200 sf house. And lost a helicopter.

Did they try holding their key-fob up in the air and then clicking it ? Sometimes you can just be a row or two over and not see your ride. Happens all the time.
Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (6uD7/)
***

We are NEVER going to hear the truth of what happened here, but it stinks to high heaven.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 02:54 PM (axyOa)

680 I got that nose wired!

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 02:54 PM (OaZlZ)

681 Nose hook?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/313104304547

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 02:54 PM (GYllL)

682 "Is that a 40 round magazine in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" - Evil ginger at the range

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 02:54 PM (Vq3aS)

683 He's not going to end cancer, to be fair, he's going to change the 'jajectry' of it.

Whatever that is.

Posted by: pj at February 03, 2022 02:55 PM (G1dq6)

684 BTW, on that "ISIS bigwig"? I'm observing a 72 hour rule.

We killed a number of children in the strike.

The Israelis are scrupulous about only targeting terrorists when children aren't present. Brandon doesn't have to abide by that rule, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:55 PM (I2/tG)

685 >>Hey, you know one thing we don't spend much money studying is CANCER. have you heard about CANCER? It is the silent, hidden killer. We have paid almost zero attention to it for decades.


I know, right?
Hey, can we get more pink stuff to sell in November?

Posted by: Omnipresent Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign at February 03, 2022 02:55 PM (URNdm)

686 a new meaning to the term, what can brown do for you?
*
I dropped it off at the UPS store.
Saw another being walked in on my way out of the lot.
Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2022


***
They picked up my, uh, shipment from my doorstep. It's a good thing. I wasn't about to wear a face muzzle to go into a store in late 2020.

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at February 03, 2022 02:55 PM (txdEq)

687 652 Let me guess: anyone who is not in favor of mandated government cancer-lifestyle passes for employment is "Pro Cancer."

Posted by: Zek at February 03, 2022 02:51 PM (OzNIz)

--------

And a "Cancer Denier."

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 02:55 PM (kNmjR)

688 Does your nose get wifi with a nose wire?

No wait, that's wireless. No wifi noses.

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 02:55 PM (OaZlZ)

689 If you have the right nose wire and a handy in-place nose ring, you can make a dandy 2m ham antenna!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2022 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

690 "Maybe... start with Alzheimer's, Joe.

Not going to say why.

You know why."


Yeah, but he forgot.

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at February 03, 2022 02:56 PM (FR+I0)

691 I predict an mRNA cancer vaccine will be announced very soon. Thanks, Fauci!

Posted by: Hack at February 03, 2022 02:56 PM (wd5CT)

692 None of the groups know the other ones are lying, so they each think they are lying for the greater good.

Posted by: Ralph Cramden
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Oft evil shall mar evil.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:56 PM (Iq9dF)

693 As God is my witness, I thought Raptors could swim.

-A.C. Carlson

Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2022 02:56 PM (taPSh)

694 Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (Iq9dF)

Colorado theater shooter. Had 100 round AR drum. Had to switch to his shotgun.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:56 PM (Kz9dH)

695 I have seen studies in reputable medical journals in which various deaths attributable to entirely avoidable and misguided government policy (e.g. delayed cancer diagnoses) are, you guessed it, now "Covid related deaths."

And so the "Covid death toll" becomes even more inflated, and will be cited in other studies and thinkpieces to justify even MORE heavy-handed, misguided government Covid policy. Ad infinitum, ad nauseum...

Posted by: Zek at February 03, 2022 02:56 PM (OzNIz)

696 So - more airplanes, less war.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 02:46 PM (2JVJo)


Something the Air Force has been spouting ever since they got their first line in the DoD budget.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (axyOa)

697 If you have the right nose wire and a handy in-place nose ring, you can make a dandy 2m ham antenna!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2022


***
On a clear night you can pick up AM stations in Cleveland.

Posted by: St. Louis at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (txdEq)

698 Let me know where you can get a 40 round magazine for a GLock. I've never heard of one.

Posted by: Capital Eff

I'm holding out for a 400 round mag. A bit hard to conceal but worth it if you ever need an extra few hundred rounds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (FVME7)

699 This beautiful-but modestly dressed woman- who just completed her medical residency in oncology surgery-but happened to be dressed up while trying on for an outfit for cousin's wedding, had to sit down when she heard the news that Joe Biden was planning to shut down cancer, She didn't vote for Biden, thinks he's controlled by a malevolent cabal, and believes the news is a big ploy to buff up Biden's non existent accomplishments for the SOTU speech:


http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

700 Yup. Orwell imagined Big Brother as sort of "conservative", despite having completely rearranged a complete culture and civilization.

The Soviet Union and the PRC are though. Yes - they push all the crazy social stuff on the west but there isn't much of that in societies where the socialists have complete control.

Or as another example, Cabaret lasted under "conservative" politicians in Weimar and ended as soon as Adolf and friends came to power.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (ESjRY)

701 All children must wear a mask with a nose wire and they must have a thing that tells time on them for punctuality.

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (OaZlZ)

702 >>Delta force was in a 2 hr firefight to take out the terrorist in a 1200 sf house. And lost a helicopter.


Do those guys know you can use a Helo more than once?

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (WIpOf)

703 *biden is not only demented, he's deranged. Seriously sick in the head. It goes beyond nuts, it's scary. The people who are running the country behind him should be, you know, the thing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 01:53 PM (BFigT)


I convinced Joe Biden is a minion of Satan. Why else would a sub-mediocrity like SlowJoe think he should keep campaigning for the U.S. Presidency? Sucks for him that he didn't read the contract carefully and Old Scratch waited until Joe was senile before fulfilling the bargain.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (pJWtt)

704 Joe's also working on ending inflation as we know it.

We'll get to experience it like the Weimar Republic knew it.

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 02:58 PM (Vq3aS)

705 Yup. Orwell imagined Big Brother as sort of "conservative, despite having completely rearranged a complete culture and civilization.

Orwell imagined Big Brother as Stalin, right down to the mustache.

The Communist Party of Great Britain hated Orwell.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2022 02:58 PM (I2/tG)

706 Being seen Sundowner for 50 years being in the Philadelphia Media market his whole miserable life, can't tell you if this whispering thing is new or has he done this a long time.

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 02:58 PM (2JoB8)

707 Chuck Schumer erases Justice Thurgood Marshall to make a point about SCOTUS being too white.

https://bit.ly/35AXOdJ
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 02:20 PM (VCz/u)


Well...that means Republicans were responsible for the first woman and only black on the court. Why were Democrats so racist?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at February 03, 2022 02:58 PM (T7iTv)

708 Finally someone heeds my call for a war on canker. Worst part about having braces.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 03, 2022 02:58 PM (i250B)

709 Let me know where you can get a 40 round magazine for a GLock. I've never heard of one.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022

Pro Mag

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:58 PM (Kz9dH)

710 This beautiful-but modestly dressed woman- who just completed her medical residency in oncology surgery-but happened to be dressed up while trying on for an outfit for cousin's wedding, had to sit down when she heard the news that Joe Biden was planning to shut down cancer, She didn't vote for Biden, thinks he's controlled by a malevolent cabal, and believes the news is a big ploy to buff up Biden's non existent accomplishments for the SOTU speech:

http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022


***
Darned if she doesn't look a bit like Miss Linda. I'd go up and ask her to dance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)

711 The roads in North Texas are pretty shitty at the moment. Slick......nice and slick.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

712 Sexcrime (falling in love), and the elimination of the orgasm were desired by Big Brother in order to eliminate the bonds that love creates. Big Brother wants 100% of any love you are capable of giving. I don't think Orwell meant to be a criticism of conservatism. If he did, he didn't understand conservatism.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 02:59 PM (fs1hN)

713 "A belt fed, water cooled Block with unlimited ammo cheat code enabled is a weapon of war!"

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 02:59 PM (Y5qcH)

714 High speed mono rail to take you to the cancer treatment center...
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2022 02:26 PM



It certainly put Ogdenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook on the map.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 02:59 PM (yQpMk)

715 http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

Congrats, Joe Mannix (not a cop), youve got Fen doing it now!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (9mfKN)

716 699 This beautiful-but modestly dressed woman- who just completed her medical residency in oncology surgery-but happened to be dressed up while trying on for an outfit for cousin's wedding, had to sit down when she heard the news that Joe Biden was planning to shut down cancer, She didn't vote for Biden, thinks he's controlled by a malevolent cabal, and believes the news is a big ploy to buff up Biden's non existent accomplishments for the SOTU speech:


http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)


Thats the kind of girl you take home to meet the folks!
And, nice shoes!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (axyOa)

717 "It's one of the reasons why quite frankly why I ran for president. Let there be no doubt, now that I am president, this is a presidential, White House priority. Period."

Did someone write this drivel for him, or did he come up with it himself?

Posted by: Flyover, Brandon's got the eyeballs rollin' at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (Rbu5d)

718 I actually saw an ad on TV for what I thought might actually be a good product, a plastic framework to hold your mask away from your nose and mouth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (FVME7)

719 Delta force was in a 2 hr firefight to take out the terrorist in a 1200 sf house. And lost a helicopter.

Did they try holding their key-fob up in the air and then clicking it ? Sometimes you can just be a row or two over and not see your ride. Happens all the time.
Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (6uD7/)


This happened because the Rules of Engagement must have been: No Wounding or Killing of Unarmed non-ISIS personnel. The ISIS scumbag had his wife and kids with him, so God knows what tactics the Delta Force troops were limited to.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (AMIL/)

720 YouTube seen a 100 round drum Mag for a 1911 I think

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (2JoB8)

721 At the doctor on Tuesday for a check up and the TV had a commercial from a local health company imploring people to get the clot shot. They said it is both safe and effective. That's two lies right there.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (rz+/y)

722 The Soviet Union and the PRC are though. Yes - they push all the crazy social stuff on the west but there isn't much of that in societies where the socialists have complete control.

Or as another example, Cabaret lasted under "conservative" politicians in Weimar and ended as soon as Adolf and friends came to power.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (ESjRY)
---
I was pointing out that in the 80s "blue jeans" and rock-n-roll were banned in the USSR because of "teen morals".

So people who want to believe in a substance of "left" and "right" have a lot of explaining to do.

Both traditional and new-fangled controls are useful to those who just want control.

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (OaZlZ)

723 Next week, you'll hear about a teacher getting shivved by a nose wire.

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (Vq3aS)

724 >>I'd go up and ask her to dance.

Careful. It might be Lola.

L O L A Lola.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

725 Yup. Orwell imagined Big Brother as sort of "conservative", despite having completely rearranged a complete culture and civilization.

Posted by: Axeman
----------------------
That is why conservatism has failed as a political philosophy and why so many charlatans on the Right call themselves conservative.
Conservatism makes sense in the terms of a royal regime as the Conservatives are out to preserve the authority of the crown and its layered society. Makes no sense in a republic.

Closest someone came to defining it in US terms was Russell Kirk and even he failed ultimately. Better to use Statist versus Individual as an axis.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:01 PM (Iq9dF)

726 Thats the kind of girl you take home to meet the folks!
And, nice shoes!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022


***
There's a hint of arch, but no more than a hint.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 03:01 PM (txdEq)

727 I'm going to go out on a limb a little bit here and suggest that there are some promising treatments on the verge of being revealed by big pharma and this is just a Democrat/Big Pharma coordinated play of getting out in front of it to be able to claim credit.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at February 03, 2022 03:01 PM (NfQ3Y)

728 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

Pretty girl, but I don't like her shoes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 03:01 PM (2JVJo)

729 Monorail!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 03, 2022 03:01 PM (i250B)

730 About that ISIS guy "we wacked." I'm seeing reports that as SOF moved in he blew himself up, along with 13 members of his "family." The U.S. did not actually kill him or members of his family... if those reports are true.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 03:01 PM (BFigT)

731 Fen very nice looking woman

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:01 PM (2JoB8)

732 http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

Thats the kind of girl you take home to meet the folks!
And, nice shoes!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (axyOa)



I think I dated her mother.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (yQpMk)

733 >>Sexcrime (falling in love), and the elimination of the orgasm were desired by Big Brother in order to eliminate the bonds that love creates. Big Brother wants 100% of any love you are capable of giving. I don't think Orwell meant to be a criticism of conservatism.


From the Bookwork link I posted upthread:

"This control comes about because the Left works assiduously to decouple sex from a person's own sense of bodily privacy and, by extension, self-ownership. If a person has no sense of autonomy, that person is a ready-made cog for the statist machinery. "


Posted by: Omnipresent Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (URNdm)

734 Fenelon,
You are upping your game. Kudos.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (Iq9dF)

735 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

Ms Spoke is entering the market to compete with Mr Mannix. Competition is most welcome. Let a thousand flowers bloom, so to speak.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (fs1hN)

736 Berserker Dragon Heads @ 51 - He's not doing so well on Plan B.

Posted by: butch at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (cHvOo)

737
Swimming in the circuit
Somebody has expired
This will be the future
Every nose is wired

Every nose is wired

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (OaZlZ)

738 712 Sexcrime (falling in love), and the elimination of the orgasm were desired by Big Brother in order to eliminate the bonds that love creates. Big Brother wants 100% of any love you are capable of giving. I don't think Orwell meant to be a criticism of conservatism. If he did, he didn't understand conservatism.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 02:59 PM (fs1hN)

==========

To be fair, it wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

739 Mono

doh!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (i250B)

740 I'd go up and ask her to dance.

Careful. It might be Lola.

L O L A Lola.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022


***
"Lola" was the aggressive type who walked up and asked *you* to dance. (Which I find attractive in a woman)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (txdEq)

741 >>> Psaki said he whispers when he wants to emphasize a point.


So what is he doing when he starts yelling?

Posted by: DJ at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (O3/K+)

742 699 This beautiful-but modestly dressed woman- who just completed her medical residency in oncology surgery-but happened to be dressed up while trying on for an outfit for cousin's wedding, had to sit down when she heard the news that Joe Biden was planning to shut down cancer, She didn't vote for Biden, thinks he's controlled by a malevolent cabal, and believes the news is a big ploy to buff up Biden's non existent accomplishments for the SOTU speech:


http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)


Lol! Nicely done, Fen!

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (6RgRK)

743 720 YouTube seen a 100 round drum Mag for a 1911 I think

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM (2JoB


There are 40-round drum mags for Glocks. We had this discussion a week or so back. The scum that killed the two NYPD officers had a 40-round drum mag in the Glock he used.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (AMIL/)

744 So the kids have been wearing useless face diapers for 18+ months, and *now* the schools are going to force tight fitting face muzzles? Screw them.

Posted by: Mookie at February 03, 2022 03:03 PM (u+Y3T)

745 http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

I got you Fen...

***tasteful golf clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 03:03 PM (BgMrQ)

746 21 The Cancer Cabinet, also known as by it's colloquial name - "The Cabinet".
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (dscaa)

The Tea Cabinet.
The Dish Cabinet.
The Wooodworking Tool Cabinet.

Posted by: Flyover, Brandon's got the eyeballs rollin' at February 03, 2022 03:03 PM (Rbu5d)

747 Let me guess, Fauci will become a cancer expert. Pfizer and Moderna will invent a new cancer vaccine which is worthless and actually makes people sick.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2022 03:03 PM (oiNtH)

748 That nose wire is going to blind someone.
It's foreseeable so definitely product liability lawsuit gold.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (Fcqgj)

749 "weapons of war"

IIRC, the Second Amendment says nothing about guns for hunting. It does mention a militia, which pretty much presupposes some sort of conflict.

I think the left needs a practical demonstration of the purpose of the Second Amendment.

Posted by: creeper at February 03, 2022 02:52 PM (cTCuP)

The 2nd Amendment was put there as an insurance policy for the citizenry against a standing army. The founders did not like standing armies, and that jerkoff, General "white rage" who lost Afghanistan is the classic example of why. The founders wanted the citizens to be able to fight and defeat a standing army gone wrong WITH...WITH all the weapons that army would have available to themselves along with any..any weapons a foreign army might use against us. period, end of story. Biden is a fucking assclown.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (VwHCD)

750 "700 Yup. Orwell imagined Big Brother as sort of "conservative", despite having completely rearranged a complete culture and civilization.

The Soviet Union and the PRC are though. Yes - they push all the crazy social stuff on the west but there isn't much of that in societies where the socialists have complete control.

Or as another example, Cabaret lasted under "conservative" politicians in Weimar and ended as soon as Adolf and friends came to power.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (ESjRY)"

The really unfortunate but sorta inevitable result one arrives at is that in pushing woke degenerate shit in the West to weaken us, they've basically created a monster that they're quite justified in opposing - regardless of whatever of their own domestic excesses we may be appalled by. They don't just make the trains run on time - the Western progs are just arguably worse overall.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (BbSpR)

751 And the wife always wonders why I refer to the bedroom as Room 101.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (i250B)

752 >>>> Psaki said he whispers when he wants to emphasize a point.


. . . and that point is poking your back while I snif your hair, little girly heh heh heh!

Posted by: Mr. Badtouch -- Broken Brain Biden at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (URNdm)

753 Pro Mag

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
-------
Pro-Mag's magazines are literally 'hit or miss'.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (Iq9dF)

754 That nose wire is going to blind someone.
It's foreseeable so definitely product liability lawsuit gold.
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (Fcqgj)



The NasoGrab.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (yQpMk)

755 Do those guys know you can use a Helo more than once?

ROE!

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (Xrfse)

756 28...Probably why we suddenly killed an ISIS bigwig.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (wmDcS)

They SAY.

Posted by: Flyover, Brandon's got the eyeballs rollin' at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (Rbu5d)

757 Posted by: Omnipresent Breast Cancer Awareness Campaign at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (URNdm)

I was going by my interpretation of the book and why I didn't think Orwell meant it as a criticism of conservatism.

I stand corrected, thank you.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (fs1hN)

758 I can do cancer too.
Just give me a little more time.

Posted by: CCP Virus at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (Fcqgj)

759 Fen's gal looks quite "fetching". Joe's gals usually make me feel funny...

Posted by: pahound at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (M33XJ)

760 >>The Cancer Cabinet, also known as by it's colloquial name - "The Cabinet".
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (dscaa)

The Tea Cabinet.
The Dish Cabinet.
The Wooodworking Tool Cabinet.


A sweet, creamy Rhode Island cabinet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_cabinet

Posted by: Mr. Badtouch -- Broken Brain Biden at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (URNdm)

761 So the kids have been wearing useless face diapers for 18+ months, and *now* the schools are going to force tight fitting face muzzles? Screw them.
Posted by: Mookie at February 03, 2022 03:03 PM (u+Y3T)


It's the only way to stop the virus!! For real this time!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (Ez6QX)

762 I know I'm way late to this and I'm sure someone already said it. But what if the secret to cutting cancer in half is to simply end the vaxxes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (K5n5d)

763 That nose wire is going to blind someone.
It's foreseeable so definitely product liability lawsuit gold.


I'm sure they have been exempted. For the common good, you know.

Posted by: Mookie at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (u+Y3T)

764 Pro-Mag's magazines are literally 'hit or miss'.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (Iq9dF)

I just bought one for my 1911. It looks well made, but that doesn't mean much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (XIJ/X)

765 And the wife always wonders why I refer to the bedroom as Room 101.

Out: Ribbed for her pleasure

In: Ok honey how many fingers is that now?

Posted by: Obligatory at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (ESjRY)

766 741 >>> Psaki said he whispers when he wants to emphasize a point.


So what is he doing when he starts yelling?

Posted by: DJ at February 03, 2022 03:02 PM (O3/K+)


Psaki's been asked this one. She says "raising his voice" means he's passionate about the topic. She says it's not because he's angry, nope, no way. Liar.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (AMIL/)

767 Some humor for today.

McCarthy Plans To Launch Cascade of Probes If GOP Retakes House in Midterms

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (GYllL)

768 Dude should focus on shutting his yap. Every time he opens it, he looks worse.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at February 03, 2022 03:06 PM (cn6vO)

769 759 Fen's gal looks quite "fetching". Joe's gals usually make me feel funny...
Posted by: pahound at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (M33XJ)

Fen's gal says buy me a drink.

Joe's gals say buy me a car. And leave.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 03:06 PM (KbCG3)

770 The Cancer Cabinet, also known as by it's colloquial name - "The Cabinet".
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (dscaa)

Humidor. See also, Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 03:06 PM (SH2Zi)

771 McCarthy Plans To Launch Cascade of Probes If GOP Retakes House in Midterms

OH KEVIN!

Posted by: Frnak Luntz at February 03, 2022 03:06 PM (ESjRY)

772 Darned if she doesn't look a bit like Miss Linda. I'd go up and ask her to dance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)

I would be afraid and shy and let my chances pass me by.

Posted by: Javems at February 03, 2022 03:06 PM (AmoqO)

773 Pro Mag

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
-------
Pro-Mag's magazines are literally 'hit or miss'.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (Iq9dF)

Which is why I don't buy them anymore. But they do make high capacity mags /drums for Glocks . Intended for the Glock compatible carbines.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (Kz9dH)

774 Ace, I hope you're right about cancer being cured in 10-15 years, but personally, I doubt it.

Posted by: Mike at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (SOjg5)

775 768 Dude should focus on shutting his yap. Every time he opens it, he looks worse.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at February 03, 2022 03:06 PM (cn6vO)

Tis better to remain silent and be doubted a fool than to whisper shout and remove all doubt.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

776 Colorado theater shooter. Had 100 round AR drum. Had to switch to his shotgun.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Thx for the correction. Even most gun reviewers treat these massive mags as jokes more or less. GI's dumped the Thompson drum mags in favor of stick mags for WWII use.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (Iq9dF)

777 And, nice shoes!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM


If you keep working on and upping your game, in a few years you may be able to host the shoe pr0n thread.

But the 'ettes are going to demand much more sophisticated commentary than that, just sayin'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)

778 McCarthy Plans To Launch Cascade of Probes If GOP Retakes House in Midterms
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (GYllL)

Of Frank Luntz's rectum.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (UuD2k)

779 644

Teenagers aren't rebellious. They're just pulled by multiple competing peer groups. As soon as they find a group they want to be in they are happy to follow its rules.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2022 02:50 PM (pnzcV)
-----------

Teenagers will submit to whichever authority offers them what seems to be the best deal. They're simutlaneously stupid and savvy.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (nIoDN)

780 The really unfortunate but sorta inevitable result one arrives at is that in pushing woke degenerate shit in the West to weaken us, they've basically created a monster that they're quite justified in opposing - regardless of whatever of their own domestic excesses we may be appalled by. They don't just make the trains run on time - the Western progs are just arguably worse overall.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at February 03, 2022 03:04 PM (BbSpR)
---
Marxism needs some sort of "revolution" to topple the system. That needs power. That power is not often yielded.

There is *one* man in history who accumulated great power to topple government authority and ceded it back. They wanted him to be king, as the story goes. But George Washington was happy to be President, and then he set the two-term standard.

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (OaZlZ)

781
Let me know where you can get a 40 round magazine for a GLock. I've never heard of one.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022

Pro Mag
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 02:58 PM (Kz9dH)


Friends don't let friends use ProMags....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (n+4am)

782 There's a spike in cancer that Biden can fix by letting people out of the house and staffing the hospitals.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (LBiyC)

783 And, nice shoes!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 03:00 PM

If you keep working on and upping your game, in a few years you may be able to host the shoe pr0n thread.

But the 'ettes are going to demand much more sophisticated commentary than that, just sayin'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)


Plus, those shoes are not nice. They are hideous.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)

784 A frustrated parent confronts her school board. Her speech is excellent and she calls out the Superintendent for saying Northam's edict tied her hands, but now that there's no edict, mask mandates remain.

What really caught my eye, though, was the last few frames of the video. When the board was in view of the camera, they had completely covered the tables and wall behind them with posters drawn by kids, thanking the school board. So transparent.

https://bit.ly/3L7WkYP

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (VCz/u)

785 BREAKING!!! Whoopie Goldberg said something stupid! I don't know what it was but chances are . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (FVME7)

786 This beautiful-but modestly dressed woman- who just completed her medical residency in oncology surgery-but happened to be dressed up while trying on for an outfit for cousin's wedding, had to sit down when she heard the news that Joe Biden was planning to shut down cancer, She didn't vote for Biden, thinks he's controlled by a malevolent cabal, and believes the news is a big ploy to buff up Biden's non existent accomplishments for the SOTU speech:

http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

The ankles! Reeeeee!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (SH2Zi)

787 http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

I got you Fen...

***tasteful golf clap***
Posted by: browndog Official


Good job there Fen! I think Mannix secretly wants the ettes to boycott his threads.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (b+Fr8)

788 64...What is the next-gen cancer treatment that a lot of the pharma industry was betting on before COVID? mRNA. ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:50 PM (DU+/6)\

And was not used because of (IIRC) side effects and not working.

Posted by: Flyover, Brandon's got the eyeballs rollin' at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)

789 But George Washington was happy to be President, and then he set the two-term standard.

Hello? Is this thing on?

Posted by: Cinncinatus, the original at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (ESjRY)

790 Big dumb mags are big and dumb. Fun-ish as a range toy if your idea of good fun is spending $50 on ammunition in 9 seconds.

Posted by: ballistic at February 03, 2022 03:09 PM (oXNqT)

791 http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

Think I like her better than most Mannix Girls.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 03:09 PM (dscaa)

792 774 Ace, I hope you're right about cancer being cured in 10-15 years, but personally, I doubt it.
Posted by: Mike at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (SOjg5)

There's no money in actually curing cancer.

Now "looking for a cure"...there's the money!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 03:09 PM (BgMrQ)

793 McCarthy Plans To Launch Cascade of Probes If GOP Retakes House in Midterms

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM (GYllL)
---
Charlie Brown is totally going to kick the football this time!

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 03:09 PM (OaZlZ)

794 Colorado theater shooter. Had 100 round AR drum. Had to switch to his shotgun.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Thx for the correction. Even most gun reviewers treat these massive mags as jokes more or less. GI's dumped the Thompson drum mags in favor of stick mags for WWII use.
Posted by: whig

Drums are heavy. They pull down. Makes jams easier to happen.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2022 03:09 PM (Hica+)

795 767 Some humor for today.

McCarthy Plans To Launch Cascade of Probes If GOP Retakes House in Midterms

Posted by: Capital Eff
---------------------
Failure theater at its finest. We will get to see the next Gowdy being made in this reality series. In a way, Mel Brooks, The Producers, works even better in the political context. No one cares except the grifters involved about failed political campaigns but they generate gobs of unaccountable cash.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:09 PM (Iq9dF)

796 Seems to me they have wanted cancer cured my whole life, doubt they will make it

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (2JoB8)

797 Good job there Fen! I think Mannix secretly wants the ettes to boycott his threads.
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (b+Fr


Gonna take more than that to run us off.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (Ez6QX)

798 Layup, but his current cabinet is a cancer on America. So a cure is only 3 years out.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (oWBc3)

799 Look, Fat- Cancer Pop was a bad dude...

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (ELgVT)

800 If these idiots really wanted to be "more likeable" they would pledge to let immediate family visit hospitalized relatives, and then make it happen...

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (dscaa)

801 89 Can I have a pony too?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (sVtYq)

Get in line, lady!

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (Rbu5d)

802 Biden whispers when he's being a condescending prick and thinks you're too stupid to understand what he's talking about.


Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

803 I'm particularly effective.

Posted by: Browning Trench Shotgun at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (Fcqgj)

804 Biden's just jealous because cancer's approval is approaching his own.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (LBiyC)

805 *sprays Febreze on thread*

Posted by: spindrift at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (h5TKJ)

806 Friends don't let friends use ProMags....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

-----------
When Results Don't Count--Use ProMags.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (Iq9dF)

807 *taps blog*

Is this thing on?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (dNqv+)

808 The YouTube vids of guys shooting drum fed Glock 18s is pretty cool if I'm being honest.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 03:11 PM (Kz9dH)

809 Friends don't let friends use ProMags....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


*fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2022 03:11 PM (Hica+)

810 This thread has lost its fresh scent.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

811 804 Biden's just jealous because cancer's approval is approaching his own.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (LBiyC)

Damn shame that a thread winner shows up at 804.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022 03:11 PM (KbCG3)

812 Colorado theater shooter. Had 100 round AR drum. Had to switch to his shotgun.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Thx for the correction. Even most gun reviewers treat these massive mags as jokes more or less. GI's dumped the Thompson drum mags in favor of stick mags for WWII use.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:07 PM (Iq9dF)

Those Beta C drum mags are ridiculously expensive. I don't know if he had a cheaper version. The Magpul D60s seem to get good reviews.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 03:11 PM (SH2Zi)

813 It's really quite easy to "end cancer as we know it."
Just call it Covid.
Voila! No more cancer.
Then all the money allocated for cancer research can be spent on something much more important, such as making sure only Democrats are elected.

Posted by: Tom at February 03, 2022 03:11 PM (er6ZF)

814 *sprays Febreze on thread*
Posted by: spindrift at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (h5TKJ)


*cough cough*

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:11 PM (Ez6QX)

815 I'll go see if there is a new thread

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:11 PM (2JoB8)

816 791 http://tinyurl.com/3jh6bjz7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 02:57 PM (dprVF)

Think I like her better than most Mannix Girls.
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 03:09 PM (dscaa)

There is just a fine line between the date zone and the wife zone on the Hot/Crazy matrix.

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (Vq3aS)

817
McCarthy Plans To Launch Cascade of Probes If GOP Retakes House in Midterms

Posted by: Capital Eff

I bet he and Luntzy have a "cascade of probes" at home.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (dscaa)

818 810 This thread has lost its fresh scent.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

1K is in sight, just gotta power through!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (9mfKN)

819 I hope Brandon starts with the really bad cancers like pancreatic cancer or leftism.

Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (U1eOr)

820 Plus, those shoes are not nice. They are hideous.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)


Thank you, Jordan. That's what I said. The toe box is hideous.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (2JVJo)

821 675 I am curious as to why the election stealers that really set the agenda decided on FJB as their candidate. Really? FJB?
Posted by: Blutarski

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Charles Baudelaire?

Brandon is heartless, cruel. It's him; everything single thing is for him. And somehow he's been protected since childhood, and they can profit through him. IMO.

Posted by: Lola at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (xjz83)

822 >>Friends don't let friends use ProMags....

Truth be told, I have ditched Glock mags for Magpul. I've never had an issue with the Magpul's and they're a lot cheaper.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (GYllL)

823 To build the perfect rifle first build the perfect magazine. And then build the rifle around it.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (NsE9F)

824 We're flirtin' with triple digits.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

825 Nope, we're experiencing Groundhog Day a day late

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (2JoB8)

826 "End Cancer as we know it."

...

New, Improved Cancer!

Posted by: Axeman at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (OaZlZ)

827 Seems to me they have wanted cancer cured my whole life, doubt they will make it
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (2JoB


And Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future.

Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (FJYfm)

828 I remember all of those times that Melania had to trot on her stiletto heels to hold Trump's hand and help him walk away from the podium.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (oiNtH)

829 Think I like her better than most Mannix Girls.

Fen, from the top rope in her very first match! Well done.

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (l0Lgi)

830 Drums are heavy. They pull down. Makes jams easier to happen.

Posted by: rickb223
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Think noise and jamming in the field were also present as problems.
Personally, I prefer the trimmer 20 round mags (which was the original design) in ARs and have some 10 and 5 rounders for range work and proof testing.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (Iq9dF)

831 This thread is growing like a tummah!

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (Vq3aS)

832 Good job there Fen! I think Mannix secretly wants the ettes to boycott his threads.
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (b+Fr

Gonna take more than that to run us off.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (Ez6QX)

We welcome competition here.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (SH2Zi)

833 Fen's gal looks quite "fetching". Joe's gals usually make me feel funny...
Posted by: pahound at February 03, 2022 03:05 PM
*
Fen's gal says buy me a drink.

Joe's gals say buy me a car. And leave.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2022


***
Fen's gal looks like she'd do something kind for you.

Joe's ladies are another category entirely: https://tinyurl.com/yc37nwrs

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (txdEq)

834 Biden was picked because they have perfect kompromat on him - he's a pedo that molested his own daughter and has been taking bribes from every foreign country we have an issue with.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (ESjRY)

835 824 We're flirtin' with triple digits.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

Uh, we had that at 100.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (UuD2k)

836 784 A frustrated parent confronts her school board. Her speech is excellent and she calls out the Superintendent for saying Northam's edict tied her hands, but now that there's no edict, mask mandates remain.

What really caught my eye, though, was the last few frames of the video. When the board was in view of the camera, they had completely covered the tables and wall behind them with posters drawn by kids, thanking the school board. So transparent.

https://bit.ly/3L7WkYP
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (VCz/u)

There is a movement to use the Surety Bonds that all public officials must have, to force them to act in accordance with the Constitution, and if they don't force them by calling into effect the terms of their Surety Bonds.

It had been successful in a number of counties, and is spreading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KdwaSIOFpE

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (BgMrQ)

837 What's that smell?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (PiwSw)

838 796 Seems to me they have wanted cancer cured my whole life, doubt they will make it

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:10 PM (2JoB


NASA's been working on plans to land astronauts on Mars my entire adult life. Many things are easy to promise and near-impossible to deliver.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (AMIL/)

839 We're flirtin' with triple digits.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)


Not good with math?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (Ez6QX)

840 Perhaps Ace is engaged in a dalliance...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (m45I2)

841 Personally, I prefer the trimmer 20 round mags (which was the original design) in ARs and have some 10 and 5 rounders for range work and proof testing.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (Iq9dF)

I prefer 20 round mags, too.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (SH2Zi)

842 And Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future.
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That was something, wasn't it. But still no flying cars.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (NsE9F)

843 831 This thread is growing like a tummah!
Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (Vq3aS)

Its not a tummah!!

~ Ah-nold

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (9mfKN)

844 Get a 100 rd drum mag and a forced reset trigger to blow off $200 worth of ammo in a few seconds.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (F4b8f)

845 "End Cancer as we know it."

...

New, Improved Cancer!
Posted by: Axeman

Cancer with a smile!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (FVME7)

846 Truth be told, I have ditched Glock mags for Magpul. I've never had an issue with the Magpul's and they're a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (GYllL)

Do they make the 33 rounders?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (Kz9dH)

847 Failure theater at its finest. We will get to see the next Gowdy being made in this reality series. In a way, Mel Brooks, The Producers, works even better in the political context. No one cares except the grifters involved about failed political campaigns but they generate gobs of unaccountable cash.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:09 PM (Iq9dF)


It's impossible to overstate my loathing for Treytor.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (y7DUB)

848 You want a cure for cancer

You'll settle for a moon vacation

You'll get 57 genders on twitter all blaming you for their problems

Posted by: Where all those research dollars went at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (ESjRY)

849 841 Personally, I prefer the trimmer 20 round mags (which was the original design) in ARs and have some 10 and 5 rounders for range work and proof testing.
----------------
This. You can shoot well from the prone position with the 20 mag.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (NsE9F)

850 Not good with math?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (Ez6QX)
+++
Sigh.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (DU+/6)

851 I think there's something dead under the couch.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (j40lz)

852
This seems to be breaking: The US govt is claiming that Putin was going to stage a false-flag op as a pretext to invade Ukraine. Brandon is sending the 82nd Airborne to Eastern Europe.

This cause oil prices to pop.

Now I'm wondering just who is really doing the false flag...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (Mzdiz)

853 Perhaps Ace is engaged in a dalliance...

OH ACE!

/Heard faintly: YUB YUB

Posted by: Ron DeSantis's Garbage at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (ESjRY)

854 Do they make the 33 rounders?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (Kz9dH)

I believe the original Happy Stick had that number, yes.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (PiwSw)

855 In time, we will discover that, far from preventing cancer, the "vaccine" akshually causes cancer.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 01:52 PM (rz+/y)
===

Cancers are already on the rise and that rise will accelerate. Ditto heart disease, neurological disease, strokes, and embolisms.
The thread that connects them all is the JAB.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (JNTt1)

856 We're flirtin' with triple digits.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


For a couple hours. Seal the deal, Joe!

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (l0Lgi)

857 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (DU+/6)


Yes I did. But I couldn't resist. Here's a hug to make you feel better.

{{{Joe Mannix}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (Ez6QX)

858 Uh, we had that at 100.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (UuD2k)
++++
Getting corrected by Brandon.

A new low.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (DU+/6)

859 We're flirtin' with triple digits.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)


In the same way that my weight is flirting with triple digits.

Posted by: "Justice" Sotomayor at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (FJYfm)

860 Truth be told, I have ditched Glock mags for Magpul. I've never had an issue with the Magpul's and they're a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (GYllL)

Good to know.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (SH2Zi)

861 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (DU+/6)

I tell people I make 6 figures. (But I count the change.)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (Y5qcH)

862 On the other hand, I guess this goal beats Muslims in Space.

And people say this admin is worse than Barky's...

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (dscaa)

863 I remember all of those times that Melania had to trot on her stiletto heels to hold Trump's hand and help him walk away from the podium.
Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2022


***
Obligatory: "Nope, me neither"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (txdEq)

864 >>841 Personally, I prefer the trimmer 20 round mags (which was the original design) in ARs and have some 10 and 5 rounders for range work and proof testing.

Posted by: whig

30 round mags are too long at the range. I don't like them touching the bench.

Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (GYllL)

865 Perhaps Ace is engaged in a dalliance...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (m45I2)

With a cordless drill, a drywall screw and a shelf bracket...

He is such a perv.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (XIJ/X)

866 I think there's something dead under the couch.
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (j40lz)


I didn't do it! It was already there when I got here!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (Ez6QX)

867 Yes I did. But I couldn't resist. Here's a hug to make you feel better.

{{{Joe Mannix}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (Ez6QX)

*jumps in front of Joe Mannix*

*steals hug*

Sorry, dude.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 03:17 PM (SH2Zi)

868 I tell people I make 6 figures. (But I count the change.)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 03:16 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
Solid play. I'm filing that one away. With generous rounding rules, the effect can be amplified!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:17 PM (DU+/6)

869 Sorry, dude.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 03:17 PM (SH2Zi)
++++
Damn, son. Low blow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:17 PM (DU+/6)

870 I am so relieved.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter, not a zombie at February 03, 2022 03:17 PM (Fcqgj)

871 NOOD WHOOPI, CRT, ETC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:17 PM (DU+/6)

872 Thx for the correction. Even most gun reviewers treat these massive mags as jokes more or less. GI's dumped the Thompson drum mags in favor of stick mags for WWII use.
Posted by: whig

Drums are heavy. They pull down. Makes jams easier to happen.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2022 03:09 PM (Hica+)

Well the beauty of the thompson is that the mag well had slots to actually support the drum, which had small rails that fit into the slots so it didn't pull down. that feature was eliminated in the M1 version of the thompson, so it couldn't even accept the drums. But yeah, the drums were frigging heavy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (VwHCD)

873 Good job there Fen! I think Mannix secretly wants the ettes to boycott his threads.

Not following you here. When JM(nac) posts a link, it's just a string of text, not even a hyperlink. No one has to see anything. In fact, no one can[/] see anything without taking a specific sequence of actions.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (nfrXX)

874 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 03:15 PM (DU+/6)

10 to the third. I was pretty clear to me.

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (Vq3aS)

875 Good job there Fen! I think Mannix secretly wants the ettes to boycott his threads.
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (b+Fr


the only reason I'd boycott his threads is the continued appearance of the Nightmare Fuel ape

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (DJFLF)

876 Plus, those shoes are not nice. They are hideous.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 03:08 PM (Ez6QX)

Thank you, Jordan. That's what I said. The toe box is hideous.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (2JVJo)



Best advice I ever got: Mom told me always compliment a woman's shoes.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (axyOa)

877 On the other hand, I guess this goal beats Muslims in Space.


Pigs in Space > Muslims in Space

Posted by: Mookie at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (u+Y3T)

878 Nood Whoopi. Wait, it's not what you think...

Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (rz+/y)

879 You know, this is a very throwback stratagem, like something Billy "I feel your pain" Clenis would've tried. Back in 1995.

I think the collective eyes of the U.S. gen pop just kind of glaze over when they hear pols talk this way now.

For the newly imported third-worlders as well as several billion Future Americans on their way, perhaps it's received differently. Perhaps they enjoy hearing the high priest declaim about how he's going to scourge the pestilence from the land.

Posted by: Swamposphere at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (p221o)

880 860 Truth be told, I have ditched Glock mags for Magpul. I've never had an issue with the Magpul's and they're a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Capital Eff at February 03, 2022 03:12 PM (GYllL)

Good to know.

Posted by: flounder
-------------
Major difference is the metal liner that Glock mags have versus Magpuls. Might make a difference in the field or not.

Don't have that option for Glock 30's anyway.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (Iq9dF)

881 Dem Rep. Pramila Jayapal is furious at the 'corporate greed' of Starbucks, who has to raise prices because of policies she supports

-
Cause and effect elude Jayapal. She's good with affect, though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (FVME7)

882 840 Perhaps Ace is engaged in a dalliance...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2022 03:14 PM (m45I2)

That trash can was asking for it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (dNqv+)

883 Cancer... was a bad dude. So I ripped off a length of chain and told him that I would take him behind the gym and wrap it around his fukkin head... Not a joke... Let's Go Brandon

Posted by: Pres Biden at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (LBiyC)

884 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 03:19 PM (dNqv+)

885 I think Sundowner cures cancer he thinks Beau come back from the dead

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:19 PM (2JoB8)

886 Magpul Glock mag come with the Ruger carbine. I bought a number of the Magpul 17 mags and can confirm they work well.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 03:19 PM (Kz9dH)

887 NOOD WHOOPI

Oh, boy. Better brace myself...

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2022 03:19 PM (l0Lgi)

888 Pigs in Space > Muslims in Space
Posted by: Mookie at February 03, 2022 03:18 PM (u+Y3T)

I always wanted to write a skit with Bunsen N. Honeydew as President of the High School Math Club:

"We're number 1, because everyone else is greater than or equal to 2!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 03, 2022 03:19 PM (PiwSw)

889 Get to the choppah!

Posted by: dartist at February 03, 2022 03:19 PM (+ya+t)

890 You WILL have 10 round magazines or I will jail you. It's for the children.

Posted by: California at February 03, 2022 03:19 PM (Fcqgj)

891 ... No woman has EVER been so thirsty to be FLOTUS.. ...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

Mrs. Beta?

Posted by: Fox2! at February 03, 2022 03:21 PM (R7RsF)

892 This. You can shoot well from the prone position with the 20 mag.

Posted by: Puddin Head

If you happen to like polymer mags, Numrich has some of the Thermold made in NC 20 round mags for six bucks each. Fine for range use.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 03:21 PM (Iq9dF)

893
Joe's ladies are another category entirely: https://tinyurl.com/yc37nwrs
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 03:13 PM (txdEq)


And a song for Fen's lady...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7NeDrAcvaI

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2022 03:21 PM (n+4am)

894 that latest biden whisper cringe video, eh? I guess the memo has gone out to treat it like a comedy routine. The little titter of laughter and then the applause..."sure, for the last 40 years, medical privacy was paramount, but now, fuckem"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 03, 2022 03:22 PM (ZZK0E)

895 253 Anecdotal but horrifying if true: someone told me last week that his wife is a nurse and there has been a horrendous increase in breast cancer in her hospital; usually she would see 3-4 per week, last week was 28. ...

That coincides with the bombshell report from the Military's health stats showing an explosion in cancer rates in military personnel (among other things) in the past year.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 02:06 PM (sVtYq)

No lack of screening in the military. Wonder what it could be...?? Mandatory gene therapy?

Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 03:23 PM (Rbu5d)

896 Plus, those shoes are not nice. They are hideous.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022
*
Thank you, Jordan. That's what I said. The toe box is hideous.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 03, 2022


***
You can't tell if she has nice arches or heels. Damn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 03:23 PM (txdEq)

897 If you are going to do Failure Theater then make it Cancer Failure Theater.
The Masked Elite can appreciate and support the absurdity of Cancer Failure Theater.
F'in the masses is THE sport of the Masked Elite.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 03, 2022 03:23 PM (3ZQT1)

898 "remember all of those times that Melania had to trot on her stiletto heels"

Bunk!

Posted by: Bosk at February 03, 2022 03:26 PM (x6uUk)

899 Might as well, make it a even 900

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:35 PM (2JoB8)

900 900

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2022 03:35 PM (2JoB8)

901 In time, we will discover that, far from preventing cancer, the "vaccine" akshually causes cancer.

That's already been done.
https://twitter.com/EthicalSkeptic

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2022 03:43 PM (vOGqy)

902 I was a very little kid when Nixon was president, but didn't he do the same cure cancer plan way back when?

Posted by: fergiebee at February 03, 2022 04:45 PM (afTqa)

903 In less than 25 years covid is going get that guy. He is a goner.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 05:03 PM (Fcqgj)

904 Oh, great! Another "vaccine" no doubt.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 03, 2022 05:54 PM (hlxe7)

905 Well he did shut down the Keystone XL pipeline.

Posted by: Speller at February 03, 2022 06:26 PM (pSotA)

906 Better hurry up and cure cancer before you slip into the 20s, Joetard. You know, shit or get off the pot.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 03, 2022 06:47 PM (5G5QC)

907 I'm here to stop the cancer you got from the experimental "vaccine" i forced on you.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 03, 2022 06:49 PM (KKUSX)

908 "I'm here to stop the cancer you got from the experimental "vaccine" i forced on you."

You do know that Dr Mike Yadon (30 years at Pfizer, working in research) stated he was concerned about "fast acting cancers, and immunological diseases being a consequence of the novel mRNA injections"...and added, "we don't know what's in those vials."

But no worries, Pfizer will tell us in 75 years.

Posted by: Ju at February 03, 2022 09:00 PM (aTmM/)

909 Superb, what a website it is! This weblog presents valuable facts to us, keep it up.

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