My ONT Is Bleeding

Say, does anybody remember Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt? I saw this meme posted elsewhere, and all of the Zoomer kids were going “Huh?”

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Here it is if you've never seen it. Weird guy, but funny. He also did a couch gag for The Simpsons

Fido Friday: Skritches!


Pushing the boundaries of laziness

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Pronouns

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The best part of being a parent is embarrassing your kids

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A Smart Military Blog


Dungeons and diplomacy

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Guys! Guys! I found it!

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I'm beginning to sympathize with those who want to raise the minimum wage

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Time of goal: 15:27. Shot type: nut


Pro tip

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How the left sells “equity”

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What they really mean

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Luckiest guy in the world


I realize these are propaganda accounts, but I love seeing them take on the loony left

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Cat fact

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Babies develop faster in an atmosphere featuring the arts

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Heroes


Step one: Read the directions

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by asking for it:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (SchxB)

2 F.O.O.T.!!!
Friday Overnight Open Thread

Excitement ahead as commenters attempt, once again, to reach 1000 comments of inane chatter witty thoughts and gritty rejoinders.

But first, the post content.

Posted by: the the mindful webworker at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (AXhvh)

3 2nd

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (F4SR5)

4 Oh!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (UUBmN)

5 Howdy!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (K5n5d)

6

№ 1

Posted by: Zettai at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (IrRiw)

7 Here we go

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (rz+/y)

8 top ten

Posted by: Theodore at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (GJnvT)

9 Heck.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at January 28, 2022 10:03 PM (F4SR5)

10 Raining in my heart

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 10:03 PM (rd1BP)

11 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:03 PM (mD/uy)

12 But in before Zettai.

Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at January 28, 2022 10:03 PM (F4SR5)

13 Dang...

Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at January 28, 2022 10:04 PM (gWAUD)

14 Went back and read the content. That's some good stuff, you guys should try it some time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:06 PM (SchxB)

15 Currently listening to our favorite COBs (J.J. Sefton, MisHum, CBD, Buck Throckmorton) chat on the CutJibNewsletter podcast...Definitely interesting...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)

16 good evening all

Posted by: wing at January 28, 2022 10:08 PM (PlW9M)

17 TOP 20 !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Obvious Critic ... at January 28, 2022 10:09 PM (okV1R)

18 OK, I don't get the meme at the top. LOL at the "roast".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:09 PM (P3gRi)

19 Women have green/blue hair for the same reason God made venomous snakes bright colors.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2022 10:09 PM (ESjRY)

20 In the long term any society that goes too fat down the Big Gay rabbithole is going to get replaced by one that doesn't.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2022 10:10 PM (ESjRY)

21 Xavier is a moron.
In good standing.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:10 PM (axyOa)

22 Women have green/blue hair for the same reason God made venomous snakes bright colors.

So it would be easier for Eve to see the apple ???

Posted by: Adriane the Religiosity Critic ... at January 28, 2022 10:11 PM (okV1R)

23 Women have green/blue hair for the same reason God made venomous snakes bright colors.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2022 10:09 PM (ESjRY)

Well, not all venomous snakes.

Posted by: Fer de Lance at January 28, 2022 10:11 PM (P3gRi)

24 Evening Horde! Amazing content today.

Posted by: Iris at January 28, 2022 10:11 PM (6lKe4)

25 Good evening y'all!

Save the date......Colorado Morondezvous....Saturday April 30th

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 28, 2022 10:12 PM (/UQ/R)

26 15 Currently listening to our favorite COBs (J.J. Sefton, MisHum, CBD, Buck Throckmorton) chat on the CutJibNewsletter podcast...Definitely interesting...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)


I need to get the bluetooth thingie in the car working again! Those are great podcasts

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

27 Hey WDS!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:13 PM (mD/uy)

28 I ain't staying up for a thousand comments.

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:14 PM (DP5SV)

29 never had an Ikea chair but I've had those #@!% moments of having to remove the screw(s) I just tightened because of flipping some part from its proper orientation and not noticing right away.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 28, 2022 10:14 PM (3cGpq)

30 Phrasing RI Red!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:15 PM (mD/uy)

31 12 But in before Zettai.
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at January 28, 2022 10:03 PM (F4SR5)


Not an easy task, so congrats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

32 Hero dude probably came out of that with a hernia.
Dang!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:15 PM (axyOa)

33 Good evening horde!! {{hugs}} to all.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 28, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)

34 never had an Ikea chair but I've had those #@!% moments of having to remove the screw(s) I just tightened because of flipping some part from its proper orientation and not noticing right away.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 28, 2022 10:14 PM (3cGpq)
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I *may* have some bookshelves where one of the side panels was attached upside down. I think I got the directions from ace...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)

35 10 Raining in my heart

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 10:03 PM (rd1BP)
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David Sylvian fan?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:17 PM (llXky)

36 You're pretty.

Posted by: mot at January 28, 2022 10:17 PM (FmeBQ)

37 Excitement ahead as commenters attempt, once again, to reach 1000 comments of inane chatter witty thoughts and gritty rejoinders.

But first, the post content.
Posted by: the the mindful webworker

I gave my rejoinder a good scrubbing earlier. All the grit is gone

Posted by: Bruce at January 28, 2022 10:17 PM (vd8XM)

38 Nice ONT, WD!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2022 10:17 PM (4I/2K)

39 AOP

I don't get the one about Sanders & the big spoon either.

Posted by: mnw at January 28, 2022 10:18 PM (NLIak)

40 Hordians. Gods blessing upon you!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 28, 2022 10:18 PM (r1z5A)

41 Thanks for the ONT.

*golfclap* Xavier. Bravo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:18 PM (dNqv+)

42 anal sex
ancestor cry

Well, that does kind of sum things up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (dNqv+)

43 Lazy example was epic.

I'm trying to think of something even close. I got nothing.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (axyOa)

44 Reposting from prev thread

I found a library pic; felt the sad all over again.

To whom do we email now about the book thread?

boredpanda.com/interesting-south-korea/
picture #43

Posted by: bookwormy mindful webworker at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (AXhvh)

45 AOP

I don't get the one about Sanders & the big spoon either.
Posted by: mnw at January 28, 2022 10:18 PM (NLIak)


So, there's a club, and I am in it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

46 Yay! Morondezvous!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (x8Wzq)

47 David Sylvian fan?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:17 PM (llXky)

What about Slim Harpo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usAbo-RamWo

Posted by: Fer de Lance at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (P3gRi)

48 Women have green/blue hair for the same reason God made venomous snakes bright colors.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2022 10:09 PM (ESjRY)
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The thing is, it's not even interesting anymore.

I look back at 80s movies and wow, it was shocking! Now it's basically a uniform. All of my daughters did some radical hair coloring, but they did it in middle school or high school, which is when such juvenile things should happen.

Sort of like going with the "all black" look. Perfect for Freshman year. After that, a sign of emotional retardation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (llXky)

49 I don't get the one about Sanders & the big spoon either.

There is no spoon ...

Posted by: Weird, little bald kid that show up in every dystopian sci fi movie ... at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (okV1R)

50 47 AOP

I don't get the one about Sanders & the big spoon either.
Posted by: mnw at January 28, 2022 10:18 PM (NLIak)

So, there's a club, and I am in it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

I guess I am supposed to be over here with you guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (dNqv+)

51 Lazy example was epic.

I'm trying to think of something even close. I got nothing.


There was a guy that tried to start a war with Russia so he wouldn't have to deal with his domestic problems. But I guess that's more stupid and incompetent than lazy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (SchxB)

52 Phrasing RI Red!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:15 PM (mD/uy)

Well, if I could, I wood. Hah.

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:21 PM (DP5SV)

53 off, venomous sock

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:21 PM (P3gRi)

54 Most shark shit comes from the shitty end of the shark.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:21 PM (axyOa)

55 That roast. Damn, get her to the burn unit stat!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 28, 2022 10:22 PM (II3Gr)

56 Hey WDS. I need to reserve Apr 30 on my calendar. Hopefully nothing comes up that bumps the Colorado Morondezvous this year. How's life?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 28, 2022 10:22 PM (3cGpq)

57 I cringe anytime I see a woman over the age of 25 that has hair in a color that God didn't create. When I see one that's over the age of 35 doing that nonsense, its all I can do to keep from shaking my head.

Just tell them it looks good and they should be proud that they let their natural color grow out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:22 PM (SchxB)

58 47 AOP

I don't get the one about Sanders & the big spoon either.
Posted by: mnw at January 28, 2022 10:18 PM (NLIak)

So, there's a club, and I am in it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

I guess I am supposed to be over here with you guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (dNqv+)

Sydney, Clayton, Jugdish, is that you?

Posted by: Lonnie Kroger at January 28, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

59 What's so cool about the God is, you can be Hitler and at the last minute ask for forgiveness and boom, heaven awaits.
Posted by: hogly at January 28, 2022 10:21 PM (qKV7q)



It's not going to work for you, ray.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 28, 2022 10:23 PM (yQpMk)

60 David Sylvian fan?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:17 PM (llXky)

What about Slim Harpo?

Posted by: Fer de Lance at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (P3gRi)
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Huh. David Sylvian had an song with that lyric in the refrain. Kinda of an obscure reference, but...everything here is obscure.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:23 PM (llXky)

61 "My spoon is too big" was just making a joke about Bernies propensity to make points using large gestures with his hands or talking with his hands

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2022 10:23 PM (svzHq)

62 Here it is if you've never seen it. Weird guy, but funny.

So freaking funny.
I haven't laughed that hard since Hillz fell into a van. Or when Mike O. was proclaimed "beautiful" by Our Betters.

Posted by: Flyover, a little bit encouraged by the Canadians... at January 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Rbu5d)

63 Sort of like going with the "all black" look. Perfect for Freshman year. After that, a sign of emotional retardation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (llXky)

Fuck you, mate.

Posted by: New Zealand rugby fan at January 28, 2022 10:24 PM (II3Gr)

64 Sort of like going with the "all black" look. Perfect for Freshman year. After that, a sign of emotional retardation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (llXky)


**Looks in closet**

Well...crap!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:24 PM (axyOa)

65 What's so cool about the God is, you can be Hitler and at the last minute ask for forgiveness and boom, heaven awaits.
Posted by: hogly at January 28, 2022 10:21 PM (qKV7q)


Only if you are truly sincere,

but if you are gaming the system depending on the last minute loophole, whoa nelly...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

66 I cringe anytime I see a woman over the age of 25 that has hair in a color that God didn't create. When I see one that's over the age of 35 doing that nonsense, its all I can do to keep from shaking my head.

Sometimes we just want to have a little fun

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 28, 2022 10:24 PM (nxdel)

67 ...
Just tell them it looks good and they should be proud that they let their natural color grow out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:22 PM (SchxB)

BOOM.
Stolen.

Posted by: Flyover, a little bit encouraged by the Canadians... at January 28, 2022 10:24 PM (Rbu5d)

68 Are you saying Johnny Cash was emotionally retarded?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:24 PM (dNqv+)

69 Huh. David Sylvian had an song with that lyric in the refrain. Kinda of an obscure reference, but...everything here is obscure.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:23 PM (llXky)

Well that Slim Harpo cut is a genuine blues classic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:25 PM (P3gRi)

70 I don't understand how you can assemble a chair wrongly but I really can't understand how you could assemble the second chair wrongly.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2022 10:25 PM (nfrXX)

71 Yo

Wife and I bought an "island" for our kitchen. It appeared to match our new cabinets. It did.

However the instructions where in a weird geometric drawing style we'd never seen. No words. Not even Chinese bullshit.

Took a long time to figure out as none of the parts were labeled.

I drank a lot of booze that day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2022 10:25 PM (BFigT)

72 but...everything here is obscure.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:23 PM (llXky)


So, what is it you are really trying to say here?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

73 70 I cringe anytime I see a woman over the age of 25 that has hair in a color that God didn't create. When I see one that's over the age of 35 doing that nonsense, its all I can do to keep from shaking my head.

Sometimes we just want to have a little fun
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 28, 2022 10:24 PM (nxdel)

Becoming an adult means abandoning fun as well your dreams.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 28, 2022 10:26 PM (II3Gr)

74 Hogly same hash as The Hague on the earlier thread. As I said-troll

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2022 10:26 PM (svzHq)

75 Getting ready for the Storm Of The Century here in NH.
Seems like we have one every month or so.

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:26 PM (DP5SV)

76 79 Hogly same hash as The Hague on the earlier thread. As I said-troll
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2022 10:26 PM (svzHq)

Hey, I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:27 PM (dNqv+)

77 Becoming an adult means abandoning fun as well your dreams.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 28, 2022 10:26 PM (II3Gr)


So good to see a positive Insom post!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

78 48 I cringe anytime I see a woman over the age of 25 that has hair in a color that God didn't create. When I see one that's over the age of 35 doing that nonsense, its all I can do to keep from shaking my head.
Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2022 10:19 PM (Cjcf6)


It's a desperate need for attention, and very pathetic. I know a woman who came right out and said that when she walks into a room, she wants everyone to look at her. She was very good looking when she was young. When someone like that ages, it gets harder and harder to get the attention and admiration they crave.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

79 You misunderstand, ray. Everyone else can game the system, it's just you that can't, because God hates you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 28, 2022 10:28 PM (yQpMk)

80 Hogly same hash as The Hague on the earlier thread. As I said-troll
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2022 10:26 PM (svzHq)

Yup. Talks like a fag, and his shit is retarded. The AOSHQ Style Book is never wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:28 PM (P3gRi)

81 So, what is it you are really trying to say here?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
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Dunno. I'm looking at buying more albums by Pleasure Slut. Remember them?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:28 PM (llXky)

82 Most cromulent ONT...

Tip o' the cap to Weird Dave!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 28, 2022 10:28 PM (BgMrQ)

83 80 Getting ready for the Storm Of The Century here in NH.
Seems like we have one every month or so.
Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:26 PM (DP5SV)

We got a ton more snow that we were supposed to. Not a huge amount, but the city evidently slept and did not send out any trucks to treat the roads. Hence, two cars and a truck in the ditch on the way home.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:28 PM (dNqv+)

84 "You're pretty"

Lots of good stuff this ONT, but that one killed me.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2022 10:28 PM (PPQdm)

85 Getting ready for the Storm Of The Century here in NH.
Seems like we have one every month or so.


Yeah but for so many people its always Day Zero so what was the Storm of the Century yesterday has been forgotten and tomorrow is the new Storm of the Century

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 28, 2022 10:28 PM (lD3vL)

86 Becoming an adult means abandoning fun as well your dreams.

Geez I guess so.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 28, 2022 10:29 PM (nxdel)

87 Is that the one and only RayKon?

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:29 PM (DP5SV)

88 Teal is a nice color for a lot of things, but not hair.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 28, 2022 10:29 PM (mNhhD)

89 Becoming an adult means abandoning fun as well your dreams.

There should be a gateway or arch you have to pass through when you become an adult that's inscribed with the words:

Abandon all fun, ye who enter here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:29 PM (SchxB)

90 Umm, Red, NH? Isn't you state known for big snowstorms? I guess all local news stations do that anymore. Every storm is a major news story ever since I moved to Colorado decades ago.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 28, 2022 10:30 PM (3cGpq)

91 From below: Plenty of skeptical/atheist on the libertarian side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That'd be me, though i'm guessing i rate a failure when it comes to being a troll towards those who do believe (not that i make any effort to do that, mind you). I do know that four kittehs in my life, having the choice and opportunity not to, have chosen to seek my affection and company (and, i believe, my love, which i happily gave to them). I consider myself blessed for each one of them. Two, i miss dearly and always will. Two, i provide for and help protect, and that means so much to me, particularly these days. I'm just not a believer, but it doesn't mean i'm going to live a life of antipathy.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:30 PM (KAi1n)

92
Well that Slim Harpo cut is a genuine blues classic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:25 PM (P3gRi)
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Ah. My knowledge of the blues is rivaled only by my knowledge of calculus.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:30 PM (llXky)

93 When I see the price that you pay
I don't wanna grow up
I don't ever want to be that way
I don't wanna grow up
Seems that folks turn into things
that they never want
The only thing to live for is today

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 28, 2022 10:30 PM (II3Gr)

94 Took me a while to get the G spot.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)

95 Weird Dave peaked my curiosity enough to figure out the background story of the first panel of pictures.
I'm so glad I did.
That "Rejected" reel is so funny I almost wet myself.
Thanks, WD!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (jTmQV)

96 If I really thought God was judging me on obeying his word, thinks I would help the poor and not worship money.

Mammon pays better.

Posted by: George Soros at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (ESjRY)

97 Becoming an adult means abandoning fun as well your dreams.
Posted by: Insomniac

i love being able to see the moment when a 20 something's dreams of greatness go poof. it's usually right after they get the entry level job and have to do grunt work.

evidently i'm not the only one, staff meetings are heavily attended when we get net meat. i'd open a side bet, but i'm supposed to be above that shit now. (i'm not)

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (IJES/)

98 Is that the one and only RayKon?
Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:29 PM (DP5SV)

Sure sounds like it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (P3gRi)

99 Say, does anybody remember Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt?

Nope.
I peaked with Rocky and Bullwinkle, and Fractured Fairy Tales.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (axyOa)

100 Yup, palerider.
We have a special word for it here:
"Winter".

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (DP5SV)

101 Mammon pays better. LOLs, Trump would certainly agree. Amen.

I pay you people for smart trolling. Give me your badge.

Posted by: George Soros at January 28, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)

102 Took me a while to get the G spot.
Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)

I still don't get it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2022 10:33 PM (4I/2K)

103 Took me a while to get the G spot.

Do you mean the picture? lol....

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 28, 2022 10:33 PM (nxdel)

104
Just tell them it looks good and they should be proud that they let their natural color grow out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:22 PM (SchxB)

That's funny. If they aren't really young and trying to be punk rock I figure they're nuts.

I might put a clip in pink strand in my hair for an 80s party.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2022 10:33 PM (oeVy+)

105 If I really thought God was judging me on obeying his word, thinks I would help the poor and not worship money.



It wouldn't matter. Your misery gives him pleasure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 28, 2022 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

106 Hence, two cars and a truck in the ditch on the way home.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:28 PM (dNqv+)


Pppfffttt
Lucky.
I see that just in my driveway.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:34 PM (axyOa)

107 Took me a while to get the G spot.
Posted by: Javems


Took me a while to get to Javem's comment so I would get that one.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2022 10:34 PM (PPQdm)

108 Ah. My knowledge of the blues is rivaled only by my knowledge of calculus.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:30 PM (llXky)

I think that song crossed over into the R&B and rock charts, too. Slim Harpo had a really mellow baritone voice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:34 PM (P3gRi)

109 Somehow, yesterday, i pulled my right pec and then aggravated it last night. It doesn't hurt, per se, but when i sneeze/cough/blow my nose, lean on my right arm, use it to push off, etc., oh holy English is God's proof we are meant to swear does it hurt. I had to skip my upper body workout today and i hope it doesn't last too long.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:34 PM (KAi1n)

110 Arghhhh. Just saw a picture of Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)

111 I wouldn't say adulthood means giving up all your dreams.

But...we encourage teenagers/young adults to have stupid dreams with no backup plans now.

Oh you are going to become the greatest organ grinder of the 21st century and use your success to start your own line of organic merkins that will make you rich? And you didn't study, say accounting, in case that doesn't work out?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (ESjRY)

112 If I really thought God was judging me on obeying his word, thinks I would help the poor and not worship money.
___

Some of us do just that.

As far as worshipping money, hub and I rent, he's an electrician, and we have one vehicle, a pickup truck with almost 400,000 miles on it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (RU4sa)

113 There should be a gateway or arch you have to pass through when you become an adult that's inscribed with the words:

Abandon all fun, ye who enter here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:29 PM (SchxB)
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Earlier tonight I looked over at my wife and said: "The younger me would be flipping out right now. here we are on Friday night, and what are we doing? Going to a candlelight Mass with lots of Latin. I listen to Bible study podcasts for fun while I drive. I totally did not expect this."

And yet I'm happier now than I was then. Go figure.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (llXky)

114 Killer ONT WD.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 10:36 PM (6FeV1)

115 ---
David Sylvian fan?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Old blues song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usAbo-RamWo

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 10:36 PM (rd1BP)

116 111 Somehow, yesterday, i pulled my right pec and then aggravated it last night. It doesn't hurt, per se, but when i sneeze/cough/blow my nose, lean on my right arm, use it to push off, etc., oh holy English is God's proof we are meant to swear does it hurt. I had to skip my upper body workout today and i hope it doesn't last too long.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:34 PM (KAi1n)

The crappy thing about some muscle pulls/strains/tears whatever is that you learn some connect to a LOT of different places.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:36 PM (dNqv+)

117 Twadry Ikea: Insert Tab A into Slut B.

*pours bourbon* Cheers, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (QzJWU)

118 Arghhhh. Just saw a picture of Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)

She so ugly, she gotta put a paper bag on her head to sneak into a Fotomat machine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (P3gRi)

119 SFGoth, try switching to left-handed. It's like getting some strange.
Or so I have been told.

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (DP5SV)

120 Hey Jim.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (RU4sa)

121 Took me a while to get the G spot.

Generally speaking they are all in the same area.

But I'm no expert.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (mD/uy)

122 Nice ONT, Dave.
It's been a content-rich day all around.

Posted by: sal at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (bJKUl)

123 but the city evidently slept and did not send out any trucks to treat the roads

Waiting for illegal refugees to do the jobs that Americans just don't want to do.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (Xrfse)

124 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (qAR6u)

125 The Hertzfeldt meme really needed a last panel added of Buttigig shouting "my anus... is bleeding!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (6FeV1)

126 Vaccinated and boosted Mittens Romney tests positive for Covid.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (NpAcC)

127 Do you mean the picture? lol....

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 28, 2022 10:33 PM (nxdel)

I'm a slow learner.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (AmoqO)

128 Bravo WD! I laughed through the whole ONT!

The laziest OPS takes the cake.

Posted by: Sassy at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (xSICi)

129 Somehow, yesterday, i pulled my right pec and then aggravated it last night. It doesn't hurt, per se, but when i sneeze/cough/blow my nose, lean on my right arm, use it to push off, etc., oh holy English is God's proof we are meant to swear does it hurt. I had to skip my upper body workout today and i hope it doesn't last too long.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:34 PM (KAi1n)


So...
Going lefty tonight eh?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (axyOa)

130 i love being able to see the moment when a 20 something's dreams of greatness go poof. it's usually right after they get the entry level job and have to do grunt work.

evidently i'm not the only one, staff meetings are heavily attended when we get net meat. i'd open a side bet, but i'm supposed to be above that shit now. (i'm not)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (IJES/)


Your comment made me think of all those poor kids whose parents were convinced that they were gifted and talented. Must be hell to get into the real world and find out that you're just mediocre.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

131 The laziest OPS takes the cake.
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I loved that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (RU4sa)

132 120 Arghhhh. Just saw a picture of Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)

She so ugly, she gotta put a paper bag on her head to sneak into a Fotomat machine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (P3gRi)

She so ugly they ask her "paper or plastic" when she walks IN to the grocery store.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (6FeV1)

133 The spoon meme is from the academy award winning short Rejected, which I linked right below it.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (LQQah)

134 What's so cool about the God is, you can be Hitler and at the last minute ask for forgiveness and boom, heaven awaits. Posted by: hogly at January 28, 2022 10:21 PM (qKV7q) Only if you are truly sincere, but if you are gaming the system depending on the last minute loophole, whoa nelly... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

Fallacy. If you truly know God you will stop being Hitler.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (BMmaB)

135 The crappy thing about some muscle pulls/strains/tears whatever is that you learn some connect to a LOT of different places.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:36 PM (dNqv+)


Holistic doc said "In the human body, everything is connected to everything!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

136 She so ugly, she gotta put a paper bag on her head to sneak into a Fotomat machine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (P3gRi)

She is unfortunate. Almost makes you wonder whose she the portrait of?*

Liz Hurley! You monster!

*ala Portrait of Dorian Gray

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:39 PM (dNqv+)

137 Oh you are going to become the greatest organ grinder of the 21st century and use your success to start your own line of organic merkins that will make you rich? And you didn't study, say accounting, in case that doesn't work out?
Posted by: 18-1

But they are living their best life. Or their bliss. Or some such BS.

No, wait - finding themselves. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:39 PM (mD/uy)

138 Cute chicks with colored hair don't bother me when its done ok, like maybe the tips. A bloated sloppy titted easter pig sporting a George Peppard hairdo dyed like a box of skittles and carrying a "death to the patriarchy" sign...yeah, not cool.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2022 10:39 PM (VwHCD)

139
Laura is playing some clip of Brandon babbling incoherently, mumbling something about a "hummer". He's mumbling Raimondo spew.

And good ol' Mittens, triple jabbed, done caught the Coof, and is gonna have to isolate himself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 10:39 PM (Mzdiz)

140 I think that song crossed over into the R&B and rock charts, too. Slim Harpo had a really mellow baritone voice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:34 PM (P3gRi)
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We all have our limited frames of reference. The lyric was probably a reference that whizzed right over my head.

I have enormous cultural blind spots, however, if you have several hours, let me tell you about the Spanish Civil War stuff I didn't include in my book...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:39 PM (llXky)

141 Hey Tonypete!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 28, 2022 10:39 PM (/UQ/R)

142 I cringe anytime I see a woman over the age of 25 that has hair in a color that God didn't create. When I see one that's over the age of 35 doing that nonsense, it's all I can do to keep from shaking my head.
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Nothing wrong with shaking your head.

I do it all the time.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (RU4sa)

143 Horde mind, diogenes.

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (DP5SV)

144 134 I would insist she put both on in case one comes off.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (pGS57)

145 96 Took me a while to get the G spot.
Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)

Yes, it does. Usually.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (okGHj)

146 No goal. Puck going in off directly off the ref is a stoppage. My old partner Ian Walsh took a stick between the legs last week: https://tinyurl.com/3x35ywtn

Posted by: Otto Zilch at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (U2esv)

147 So... Going lefty tonight eh? Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (axyOa)

It feels like someone else that way.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (BMmaB)

148 Vaccinated and boosted Mittens Romney tests positive for Covid.

Poor Mittens caught a cold.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (Xrfse)

149 135 The spoon meme is from the academy award winning short Rejected, which I linked right below it.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (LQQah)

You're shitting me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (dNqv+)

150 unnaturally colored hair used to be the province of ladies over a certain age...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (6FeV1)

151 RI Red, years ago i got one of my fingers broked (spiral fracture). Had to switch hands for awhile. It took some adjusting to, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

152 it literally just took me nearly 40 minutes to get mentally thru all those Don Hertzfeld animations

and I am not okay now, btw

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2022 10:41 PM (j9HX3)

153 Nothing wrong with shaking your head.

I do it all the time.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (RU4sa)

I raise an eyebrow. It happens nearly automatically. I think it is from when I was studying to become a nun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2022 10:41 PM (okGHj)

154 As far as worshipping money, hub and I rent, he's an electrician, and we have one vehicle, a pickup truck with almost 400,000 miles on it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (RU4sa)

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Time for an oil change.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2022 10:41 PM (VxC1e)

155 A bloated sloppy titted easter pig sporting a George Peppard hairdo dyed like a box of skittles

Pure poetry. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2022 10:43 PM (Xrfse)

156 Hey PR!

I will email you tomorrow. Doing well but boss lost his home in the fire so work has been a little jenky

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 28, 2022 10:43 PM (/UQ/R)

157 Horde mind, diogenes.
Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (DP5SV)


It's a fearful and awesome thing!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:43 PM (axyOa)

158 it literally just took me nearly 40 minutes to get mentally thru all those Don Hertzfeld animations

and I am not okay now, btw

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2022 10:41 PM (j9HX3)
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I watched the first couple and got bored. Congrats on your endurance, though!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:43 PM (llXky)

159 To be clear, *that* is not a problem. No need to bring in the southpaw.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:43 PM (KAi1n)

160 WeirdDave, this may be the FUNNIEST ONT ever.

Both of us at the Flyover Farm are recovering from the Fauci bioweapon. Mr is at the "cough once after laughing too hard" stage. I'm at the "wheeze-cough-almost-choke after laughing too hard" stage.

But totally worth it. Thanks for the laughs!

Posted by: Flyover, a little bit encouraged by the Canadians... at January 28, 2022 10:43 PM (Rbu5d)

161 A bloated sloppy titted easter pig sporting a George Peppard hairdo dyed like a box of skittles

Pure poetry. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2022 10:43 PM (Xrfse)
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Yes. The George Peppard reference was *chef's kiss*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:43 PM (llXky)

162 Time for an oil change.
Posted by: Cicero
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Already had one.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:44 PM (RU4sa)

163 155 it literally just took me nearly 40 minutes to get mentally thru all those Don Hertzfeld animations

and I am not okay now, btw
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2022 10:41 PM (j9HX3)

The moving Cthulhu font is headache making.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:44 PM (dNqv+)

164 165 Time for an oil change.
Posted by: Cicero
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Already had one.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:44 PM (RU4sa)

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You will need brake pads soon, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (VxC1e)

165 Arghhhh. Just saw a picture of Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)


She is Groot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

166 I raise an eyebrow. It happens nearly automatically. I think it is from when I was studying to become a nun.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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I do that too, but smh is much more often.

Especially the stuff I read here.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (RU4sa)

167 I will see your Don Hertzfeld and raise you a...

SALAD FINGERS!

https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=tP6w22ToHgc

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (j9HX3)

168 You will need brake pads soon, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (VxC1e)

Unless it's manual, in which case it's got probably another 100k worth of meat left on 'em.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (6FeV1)

169 You will need brake pads soon, you know

Posted by: Cicero
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Changed those out recently.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (RU4sa)

170 Yes. The George Peppard reference was *chef's kiss*

Where that came from, I have no clue. Sustained golf clap, nonetheless.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2022 10:46 PM (Xrfse)

171 I do that too, but smh is much more often.

Especially the stuff I read here.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (RU4sa)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:46 PM (dNqv+)

172 ...oh holy English is God's proof we are meant to swear...

Not making light of your suffering, but I've not head this particular turn of phrase before. Stealing it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:46 PM (SchxB)

173 Hub and I are firm believers in PMCS.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:46 PM (RU4sa)

174 that's great response..."all mean the same thing, anal sex, ancestor cry" which I'll prob shorten to just "ancestor cry"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 28, 2022 10:46 PM (ZZK0E)

175 If he had actually found the G spot, there would be a lot of intense excitement.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (KAi1n)

176 Vaccinated and boosted Mittens Romney tests positive for Covid.

Why does this shit happen to me?

Posted by: COVID testing positive for Mitt Romney at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (ESjRY)

177 Imagine trying to start that Panther tank, in 1942, at Leningrad with the Russian winter at, say, -20 degrees F.

Posted by: JM in Florida at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (L7jyl)

178 Vaccinated and boosted Mittens Romney tests positive for Covid.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (NpAcC)

That's terrible!!!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (P3gRi)

179 I watched the first couple and got bored.

I tried, too. Did not get it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (W66RU)

180 I caught a cab once, I won't say where I was. The driver stopped and picked up another fare, as they often did there. She sat in front of me, facing forward, and I swear I could see both of her eyeballs, from behind. Creeped me out.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (AmoqO)

181 I feel really left out

everyone has got the coof already but me!

wtf

I mean like everyone I know my whole family some people twice?!?!

is this what natural immunity is?

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (j9HX3)

182 168 Arghhhh. Just saw a picture of Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)


She is Groot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)


Oh damn. Just snorted bier thru my nose.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (axyOa)

183 Vaccinated and boosted Mittens Romney tests positive for Covid.

If you just get the shot you can never get COVID.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (ESjRY)

184 Already had one.

400K and only one oil change? That's a well built engine!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (SchxB)

185 The moving Cthulhu font is headache making.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:44 PM (dNqv+)
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Yeah, the random wiggling lines put me off right away. This isn't a flip-book from the 70s, so the whole "I got the tracing a little off) doesn't cut it. Copy and past has been around since the 90s. It's pure affectation and I got real bored real quick.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (llXky)

186 SMH, please translate PMCS. All I've gotten so far is post-menstrual.

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (DP5SV)

187 180 Imagine trying to start that Panther tank, in 1942, at Leningrad with the Russian winter at, say, -20 degrees F.

Posted by: JM in Florida at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (L7jyl)

I bet it gets a lot easier with a machine gun barrel levelled at your nutsack by a bored yet sadistic political officer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (6FeV1)

188 that's great response..."all mean the same thing, anal sex, ancestor cry" which I'll prob shorten to just "ancestor cry"
Posted by: Tim Riggins

Use Uncle Roger voice.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (mD/uy)

189 Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (j9HX3)
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My goal is to go to my grave without ever knowing if I had the coof or not.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (RU4sa)

190 98 If I really thought God was judging me on obeying his word, thinks I would help the poor and not worship money.

Mammon pays better.
Posted by: George Soros at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (ESjRY)

God has a better retirement plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (evAgx)

191 Changed those out recently.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (RU4sa)

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Filters for the in-cabin HEPA air filtration system?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (VxC1e)

192 15 Currently listening to our favorite COBs (J.J. Sefton, MisHum, CBD, Buck Throckmorton) chat on the CutJibNewsletter podcast...Definitely interesting...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)

Wait a minute. They're ALL there?? [awe]

Posted by: Flyover, a little bit encouraged by the Canadians... at January 28, 2022 10:49 PM (Rbu5d)

193 SMH good plan!

but no I keep having to test even!

I don't know it's just starting to be weird. I'm going to assume it's the wine.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 28, 2022 10:49 PM (j9HX3)

194 SMH, please translate PMCS. All I've gotten so far is post-menstrual.
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Preventive maintenance checks and services.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:49 PM (RU4sa)

195 I'd like to say I don't care what women do to their own stupid heads and bodies but when they disgrace their beauty with tattoos and piercings it does make me mentally nauseous. (Apologies to the few ettes who don't take kindly to such opinions, but it is my opinion and it's not something I can send or pretend away.)

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2022 10:49 PM (dscaa)

196 I caught a cab once, I won't say where I was. The driver stopped and picked up another fare, as they often did there. She sat in front of me, facing forward, and I swear I could see both of her eyeballs, from behind. Creeped me out.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (AmoqO)
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Was it in Innsmouth?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:50 PM (llXky)

197 SMH how is your daughter?

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2022 10:50 PM (dscaa)

198 Mammon pays better.
Posted by: George Soros at January 28, 2022 10:31 PM (ESjRY)

God has a better retirement plan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (evAgx)

Can we still worship Elagabal, or is that not a thing anymore?

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at January 28, 2022 10:50 PM (6FeV1)

199 Filters for the in-cabin HEPA air filtration system?
Posted by: Cicero
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lol
Don't have that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:50 PM (RU4sa)

200
My goal is to go to my grave without ever knowing if I had the coof or not.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (RU4sa)

I have a fear filled sister in law who reacted with horror when I mentioned that I had a cold 2 or 3 weeks ago, and no I was not tested, because I did not give a damn what I had.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2022 10:50 PM (evAgx)

201 Changed those out recently.
Posted by: SMH

Filters for the in-cabin HEPA air filtration system?
Posted by: Cicero

How about the two main spurving bearings?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:51 PM (mD/uy)

202 Hub and I are firm believers in PMCS.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:46 PM (RU4sa)

PMCS-ing a Vietnam era deuce and a half was always fun. the Medic cracker-box was easier. Basically a Chevy pick-up with a medic camper. We didn't get the cool Hum-V ambulances like the grunts did.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)

203 "Hub and I are firm believers in PMCS."

That's so naughty.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:51 PM (KAi1n)

204 180 Imagine trying to start that Panther tank, in 1942, at Leningrad with the Russian winter at, say, -20 degrees F.

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The good news is, you don't have to worry about that when there hasn't been any petrol since October.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2022 10:51 PM (VxC1e)

205 Vaccinated and boosted Mittens Romney tests positive for Covid.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2022 10:37 PM (NpAcC)

Come on, China virus!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 28, 2022 10:51 PM (SH2Zi)

206 Tattoos do not bother me much- as long as it is not ridiculous.

The piercings... yeah, that is not great on the face. Guess it is the same for tattoos there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:52 PM (dNqv+)

207 SMH how is your daughter?
Posted by: ...
___

She's fine.

She's excited about getting baptized Feb 20th.

Wish I could be there, but it's going to be live-streamed from TX.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:52 PM (RU4sa)

208 34...I *may* have some bookshelves where one of the side panels was attached upside down. I think I got the directions from ace...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)

I have a bookcase with one shelf --the bottom one -- wrong side out.

Posted by: Flyover, a little bit encouraged by the Canadians... at January 28, 2022 10:52 PM (Rbu5d)

209 SMH!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2022 10:52 PM (QzJWU)

210 *rolls 1*

Romney in 2024.

Crap!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 28, 2022 10:52 PM (SH2Zi)

211 Huh. Checked my energy bill. Officially paying DOUBLE from a year ago.

Something changed but I cannot quite put my finger on it.....

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2022 10:52 PM (YglAn)

212 Warm kitty, cold kitty,
little ball of fur.
Scratchy kitty, bitey kitty,
puke, puke, puke.

Posted by: a.moron at January 28, 2022 10:52 PM (F6Xpw)

213 accinated and boosted Mittens Romney tests positive for Covid.

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Romney's disease is proof he has sinned against the All-Father Fauci.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 28, 2022 10:52 PM (ZZK0E)

214 it's like the tripple vaxxed, liberal darth vader also got Covid. (llyod austin)

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 28, 2022 10:53 PM (ZZK0E)

215 150 So... Going lefty tonight eh? Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:38 PM (axyOa)

It feels like someone else that way.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 28, 2022 10:40 PM (BMmaB)

Lay on your arm until your hand goes to sleep. Then try it, left or right.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 10:53 PM (AmoqO)

216 Did Germany ever field Panthers at/near Leningrad? Army Group North would have been a waste of a destination for them.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

217 Took me a while to get the G spot.

Well hell. I got an F.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:53 PM (axyOa)

218 I don't mind tattoos or piercings but the dinner plate on the lower lip is right out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 28, 2022 10:53 PM (jTmQV)

219 I have a fear filled sister in law who reacted with horror when I mentioned that I had a cold 2 or 3 weeks ago, and no I was not tested, because I did not give a damn what I had.
Posted by: Tom Servo
___

I have no idea what my bro or sis thinks about the whole thing.
We don't talk about the coof.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:53 PM (RU4sa)

220 51 I don't get the one about Sanders & the big spoon either.

There is no spoon ...
Posted by: Weird, little bald kid that show up in every dystopian sci fi movie ... at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (okV1R)

yes there is...

Posted by: Uri Gellar at January 28, 2022 10:53 PM (Rbu5d)

221 My money would be on almost all of congress not being actually vaxxed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (dNqv+)

222 180 Imagine trying to start that Panther tank, in 1942, at Leningrad with the Russian winter at, say, -20 degrees F.

Posted by: JM in Florida at January 28, 2022 10:47 PM (L7jyl)
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Wasn't the combat debut of the Panther at Kursk in the summer of 1943?

I think by 1942, the Germans had gotten better at winterizing. The problem was that they were overstretched.

If I were a Kraut, I'd rather be in front of Leningrad than *inside* Stalingrad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (llXky)

223 Mitt may also have binders full of binders?

Posted by: Rex B at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (gU91G)

224 Share the pain of a deep green activist politician who desperately wants to attend a climate change rally, but misses out because of her useless electric vehicle.

WattsUpWithThat article: https://tinyurl.com/we9775uu

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (4I/2K)

225 168 Arghhhh. Just saw a picture of Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)

She is Groot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

/looks really angry.

Grooooottttt.

Posted by: Groot at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (oHd/0)

226 Took me a while to get the G spot.
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Figures.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (RU4sa)

227 Arghhhh. Just saw a picture of Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Wait until you meet her husband.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (7QXdb)

228 Romney's disease is proof he has sinned against the All-Father Fauci.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 28, 2022 10:52 PM (ZZK0E)
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Sadly, that's the magical thinking that is pervasive these days...I have no doubt that people actually believe it. May as well start up the Salem witch trials...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (K5n5d)

229 Incredible Heroes video... wow!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (NpAcC)

230 I know I'm late to the party, but the dog in the carwash was hilarious!

Posted by: Ex-ex at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (RU4sa)

231 There is no spoon ...
Posted by: Weird, little bald kid that show up in every dystopian sci fi movie ... at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (okV1R)

yes there is...
Posted by: Uri Gellar


Get bent.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (SchxB)

232 Wait until you meet her husband.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (7QXdb)

Harvey Weinstein's sloppy seconds?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (6FeV1)

233 PMCS-ing a Vietnam era deuce and a half was always fun.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

When I was gassing up the other day, some guy drove up in a deuce and a half.

I had forgotten how big they are.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (mD/uy)

234 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (RU4sa)

Ha!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (YglAn)

235 219 Did Germany ever field Panthers at/near Leningrad? Army Group North would have been a waste of a destination for them.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

IIRC, they were rushed into service for Kursk in the south in '42. That was also a waste of a destination. Static assault vs maneuver.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (dNqv+)

236 Update on my dad and thanks for everyone's prayers and good thoughts. He is on hospice, was able to eat a popsicle this morning but has been unresponsive since around noon. I was a hospice nurse myself for 9 years and I would be very surprised if he is here in 48 hours but only God knows. Mom also has covid and is on O2 but doing better. My adult daughters arrived from Oregon tonight.

Dad was a Korea era veteran (Army National Guard,) race car driver for Fiat in the 50s and early 60s, superintendent of public works, civil disaster planning expert, seafood restaurant manager, Formula One Grand Prix track manager, car repair expert, and greatest Dad. He taught me to shoot and to put a new engine in a car. After he retired he "just" volunteered with the Jeep posse search and rescue, restored an antique fire engine, and had a parking lot striping business. I'm sure he crammed at least 5 amazing lifetimes into years. I can't imagine how the sun will come up once he's gone.

Posted by: MammaB at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (5DD21)

237 Was it in Innsmouth?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:50 PM (llXky)


Frontage on the Miskatonic River...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)

238 Currently listening to our favorite COBs (J.J. Sefton, MisHum, CBD, Buck Throckmorton) chat on the CutJibNewsletter podcast...Definitely interesting...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)

Wait a minute. They're ALL there?? [awe]

Posted by: Flyover, a little bit encouraged by the Canadians... at January 28, 2022 10:49 PM (Rbu5d)

Shouldn't there be some continuity of operations plan, where at least one is in an underground bunker with hookers and blow somewhere?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (SH2Zi)

239 My siblings got their Doctorates in Epidemiology in 2020. All by listening to CNN. Fucking geniuses, they are.

Posted by: ... at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (dscaa)

240 72 I don't understand how you can assemble a chair wrongly but I really can't understand how you could assemble the second chair wrongly.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2022 10:25 PM (nfrXX)

Wifey, after listening to hubbie curse all afternoon: "Honey, I'll do the last one, you go sit and watch the game." [after all how hard could it be? he's just a whiney baby.]

Posted by: Uri Gellar at January 28, 2022 10:56 PM (Rbu5d)

241 whoa nelly...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

That's a great deli!
Tioga Pass: The whoa nelly deli. You can't get there going through Yosemite right now so you have to use 395.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 28, 2022 10:56 PM (4oe/X)

242 Teal is a nice color for a lot of things, but not hair.
Posted by: JuJuBee

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes

Posted by: lurk you longtime at January 28, 2022 10:57 PM (hTWNl)

243 Posted by: MammaB at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (5DD21)

Godspeed, MammaB Pop.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 28, 2022 10:57 PM (SH2Zi)

244 Wait until you meet her its husband.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (7QXdb)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:57 PM (hOUT3)

245 Shouldn't there be some continuity of operations plan, where at least one is in an underground bunker with hookers and blow somewhere?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (SH2Zi)
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I think the AoSHQ contingency plan only includes 1 hobo and 1 bottle of Valu-Rite...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2022 10:57 PM (K5n5d)

246 nuts

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:57 PM (hOUT3)

247 242 My siblings got their Doctorates in Epidemiology in 2020. All by listening to CNN. Fucking geniuses, they are.
Posted by: ... at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (dscaa)

What's sad/hillarious is that a LOT of people truly did learn a lot about epidemiology that they didn't know before... but definitely not by listening to any sort of news platform or going to any "Town Meetings" or any such bullshit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 10:57 PM (6FeV1)

248 MammaB - so hard to watch our parents decline. Dad sounds like an amazing man. Prayers for everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:58 PM (mD/uy)

249 Well, we finished installing the lift kit on my buddy's Jeep. It looks good, and rides well. We will do mine, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:58 PM (P3gRi)

250 246 Posted by: MammaB at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (5DD21)

Godspeed, MammaB Pop.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 28, 2022 10:57 PM (SH2Zi)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:58 PM (dNqv+)

251 PMCS-ing a Vietnam era deuce and a half was always fun. the Medic cracker-box was easier. Basically a Chevy pick-up with a medic camper. We didn't get the cool Hum-V ambulances like the grunts did.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)

Before deploying on Desert Storm, I sent my sergeant into the local German town and had twenty keys made for our "Chevy puck-up." Nobody realized apparently, all of them had the same ignition key.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 10:58 PM (axyOa)

252 Shouldn't there be some continuity of operations plan, where at least one is in an underground bunker with hookers and blow somewhere?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (SH2Zi)


Where do you think they are recording this?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:58 PM (hOUT3)

253 Well if it is, unless she did it herself, the person who did it should get hazard pay.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (YglAn)

254 6th Army: 100,000 enter, 5,000 return. Still, better than many Soviet units. The function of most Soviet units the first half of the war was to prevent German bullets from actually touching Russian soil.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (KAi1n)

255 Don Hertzfeldt - totally different style, but in effect reminded me of Beckoning Chasm's animations. Especially in the "incomprehensibility" factor - uh, I mean, open to artistic interpretation.

Posted by: the animated mindful webworker at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (AXhvh)

256 Posted by: MammaB at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (5DD21
********
Sending prayers for your dad and mom.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (NpAcC)

257 SMH, please translate PMCS. All I've gotten so far is post-menstrual.
Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (DP5SV)


dude!

you totes need the entertainment that a day in the motor pool. pulling Preventive Maintenance Checks and Services on a fleet of trucks. especially SMH in her role of senior maintenance sergeant ensuring you get it right.

bonus link to the army's pmcs comic books.
https://is.gd/YbtEQc

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (IJES/)

258 The Wizard of Wikipedia said it was originally recorded by Buddy Holly. Slim Harpo is the only singer I've heard.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (rd1BP)

259 214 Huh. Checked my energy bill. Officially paying DOUBLE from a year ago.

Something changed but I cannot quite put my finger on it.....
Posted by: thathalfrican

I bought my mother a ring camera for Christmas. My husband just went and put it up for her and long story short, the price increased 100 dollars since December. It's crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (oeVy+)

260 When I was gassing up the other day, some guy drove up in a deuce and a half.

I had forgotten how big they are.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (mD/uy)

Fucking grunts had five tons, with power steering and automatic transmission. We also had M16-A1s, not the A-2s. We were the lost children of 3rd Brigade, 3rd ID, Aschaffenburg.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)

261 Wandering all over the cyberscape tonight. Have always loved this tune but here it's played by an unlikely ensemble. I guess music is universal. Check out the young lady on percussion. She's lean, mean and determined. Heh.

https://tinyurl.com/3jjjanvs

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (Xrfse)

262 Posted by: MammaB at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (5DD21)

Blessings on all of you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (4I/2K)

263 >>Wait a minute. They're ALL there?? [awe]

I've heard guys bullshit. I'm a lot more interested in the G spot discussion.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2022 11:00 PM (ZLI7S)

264 Where do you think they are recording this?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:58 PM (hOUT3)

Good point.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 28, 2022 11:00 PM (SH2Zi)

265 MammaB - My thoughts and prayers are with you all. I think I would have very much enjoyed knowing your dad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2022 11:00 PM (DeUpt)

266 Was it in Innsmouth?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:50 PM (llXky)

No. Looked it up. Should have known. Memories fade.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 11:00 PM (AmoqO)

267 bonus link to the army's pmcs comic books.
https://is.gd/YbtEQc
___

I loved reading those!

Even in Iraq.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:01 PM (RU4sa)

268 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (oeVy+)

Every Biden voter can eat shit.

This man is literally ruining the country, average Americans and working his hardest to fuck up Euorpe as well.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2022 11:01 PM (YglAn)

269 Was it in Innsmouth?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:50 PM (llXky)

No, I was behind her...

Posted by: The Otter at January 28, 2022 11:02 PM (oHd/0)

270 252 Well, we finished installing the lift kit on my buddy's Jeep. It looks good, and rides well. We will do mine, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 10:58 PM (P3gRi)
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How's the Jeep coming along?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:02 PM (rd1BP)

271 Every Biden voter can eat shit.

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Newsletter?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2022 11:02 PM (VxC1e)

272 MammaB,
Dang. I salute a life well lived!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 11:02 PM (axyOa)

273 bonus link to the army's pmcs comic books.

Ha! My personal favorite comic:

http://www.astrotx.com/M-16A1%20Rifle.pdf

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 11:02 PM (mD/uy)

274 Prayers for your dad and family, MammaB.

Posted by: sal at January 28, 2022 11:03 PM (bJKUl)

275 PMCS-ing a Vietnam era deuce and a half was always fun.

I had one of those when I was at Ft Polk, LA. It was a couple of years older than me.

Posted by: Ex-ex at January 28, 2022 11:03 PM (RU4sa)

276 SMH, please translate PMCS. All I've gotten so far is post-menstrual.
Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 10:48 PM (DP5SV)


dude!

you totes need the entertainment that a day in the motor pool. pulling Preventive Maintenance Checks and Services on a fleet of trucks. especially SMH in her role of senior maintenance sergeant ensuring you get it right.

bonus link to the army's pmcs comic books.
https://is.gd/YbtEQc
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (IJES/)

Bif, that's what Crew Chiefs are for! I just made sure the Jesus Nut was on tight.

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 11:03 PM (DP5SV)

277 264 Wandering all over the cyberscape tonight. Have always loved this tune but here it's played by an unlikely ensemble. I guess music is universal. Check out the young lady on percussion. She's lean, mean and determined. Heh.

https://tinyurl.com/3jjjanvs
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2022 10:59 PM (Xrfse)

I'd say there is a dude who massively pissed her off. lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 11:03 PM (dNqv+)

278 I've heard guys bullshit. I'm a lot more interested in the G spot discussion.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2022 11:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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Anyone remember a few years back, there was a scientific dispute about the G spot? Some English study came out and said it didn't physically exist, it was a psychological thing.

And then a French team of scientists came back and said "Oh yes it does, it's real and no one is surprised that the English couldn't find it."

Good times.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:03 PM (llXky)

279 Was it in Innsmouth?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:50 PM (llXky)

Frontage on the Miskatonic River...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)

Good ol' Miskatonic Univeristy!

Posted by: Dr. Herbert West at January 28, 2022 11:03 PM (4I/2K)

280 imagine how the sun will come up once he's gone.
Posted by: MammaB at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (5DD21)

Your father sounds like an amazing man. You are a wonderful daughter and you and your family are in my prayers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2022 11:04 PM (oeVy+)

281 141
Laura is playing some clip of Brandon babbling incoherently, mumbling something about a "hummer". He's mumbling Raimondo spew.

And good ol' Mittens, triple jabbed, done caught the Coof, and is gonna have to isolate himself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 10:39 PM (Mzdiz)

Raimondo is really Brandon? woh.

Posted by: Uri Gellar at January 28, 2022 11:04 PM (Rbu5d)

282 Vaccinated and boosted Mittens Romney tests positive for Covid.



====


boosted Mittens Romney....that sounds funny

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2022 11:04 PM (V13WU)

283 off, bendy sock.

Posted by: Flyover at January 28, 2022 11:04 PM (Rbu5d)

284 She sat in front of me, facing forward, and I swear I could see both of her eyeballs, from behind. Creeped me out.
Posted by: Javems

Prey animals are like that they have to be able to see the predators.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 28, 2022 11:05 PM (4oe/X)

285 That eyeball comic is exactly how the Left works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:05 PM (P3gRi)

286 PMCS-ing a Vietnam era deuce and a half was always fun.

I had one of those when I was at Ft Polk, LA. It was a couple of years older than me.
Posted by: Ex-ex at January 28, 2022 11:03 PM (RU4sa)

Had not thought about that, but I am sure our birthdays were pretty close. Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 11:05 PM (x8Wzq)

287 And good ol' Mittens, triple jabbed, done caught the Coof, and is gonna have to isolate himself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 10:39 PM (Mzdiz)

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I sure hope he pulls through. I'd like to get my campaign donations back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2022 11:05 PM (VxC1e)

288 bonus link to the army's pmcs comic books.
https://is.gd/YbtEQc
___

I loved reading those!

Even in Iraq.


I never saw any of those while I was in. Guess they figured pictures was too advanced for the people in my MOS to understand.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:05 PM (SchxB)

289 When I was gassing up the other day, some guy drove up in a deuce and a half.

I had forgotten how big they are.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (mD/uy)

Five tons were twice as big! Look up gun trucks Vietnam some time on youtube. Guys had guts

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 11:06 PM (AmoqO)

290 bonus link to the army's pmcs comic books.
https://is.gd/YbtEQc
Posted by: BifBewalski
___

You know it's just a matter of time before it goes woke, right?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:06 PM (RU4sa)

291 To be fair, I did raise the Big Spoon Issue on last nite's ONT

I really did

Posted by: Miklos, tomorrow's memes TODAY at January 28, 2022 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

292 >>And then a French team of scientists came back and said "Oh yes it does, it's real and no one is surprised that the English couldn't find it."

The French are importing Muslims because their population is dying. They couldn't find the G spot with a GPS.

I'm not exactly sure where it is but I think it involves credit cards.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2022 11:06 PM (ZLI7S)

293 boosted Mittens Romney....that sounds funny

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2022 11:04 PM (V13WU)
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Not quite an oxymoron. I mean you could attach twin Saturn V rockets to him and he'd still barely get off the ground.

I'm sure the Germans have a word for futility and worthlessness.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:06 PM (llXky)

294 I would be 0.0% surprised to find out that this misadministration was supplying weapons and intel to both Ukraine and Russia over the past year or so.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 11:07 PM (6FeV1)

295 I just made sure the Jesus Nut was on tight.
Posted by: RI Red

my trust level isn't high enough to let someone else maintain something my own life depends on...unless you made the crew chief ride with you?

as an air defender...which one of those drones and/or targets did you fly?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:07 PM (IJES/)

296 Attention organ grinders, I see the Feds are giving away monkeys for free in Danville.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at January 28, 2022 11:07 PM (Ifz4f)

297 I need to get the bluetooth thingie in the car working again! Those are great podcasts
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)


I gave up on the bluetooth and just run all my podcasts directly from a USB thumbdrive.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2022 11:07 PM (ZMraq)

298 I'm sure the Germans have a word for futility and worthlessness.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:06 PM (llXky)

Frankreich.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 11:07 PM (6FeV1)

299
You know it's just a matter of time before it goes woke, right?
Posted by: SMH

it probably already has.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:08 PM (IJES/)

300 boosted Mittens Romney....that sounds funny

Boosted...with 50% more binders.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 28, 2022 11:08 PM (Xrfse)

301 The link to Slim Harpo on comment #49 gives you the whole album. Maybe I should change my nic to Mohair Sam.

Posted by: Theodore at January 28, 2022 11:08 PM (GJnvT)

302 How's the Jeep coming along?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:02 PM (rd1BP)

Well, for a spell this afternoon, it forgot how to idle. Would only run if I kept my foot in it, and the tach over a thousand RPM. And then later it healed itself. Weird.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:08 PM (P3gRi)

303 And, to be honest, that old fucking Deuce required very little maintenance, aside from some gasket replacement. And the scary changing of the tires thing. Glad I was not in the motor pool for that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 11:08 PM (x8Wzq)

304 The French are importing Muslims because their population is dying. They couldn't find the G spot with a GPS

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2022 11:06 PM (ZLI7S)
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Don't conflate the pursuit of pleasure with the willingness to live and create life.

I'd argue that the French got too good at finding new and decadent forms of pleasure and in the process lost their souls and their will to live.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:09 PM (llXky)

305 Bif, Hueys and (literally) the first Black Hawks. During the flyoff between Sikorsky and Boeing. May have crashed one . . .

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 11:09 PM (DP5SV)

306 Well, for a spell this afternoon, it forgot how to idle. Would only run if I kept my foot in it, and the tach over a thousand RPM. And then later it healed itself. Weird.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:08 PM (P3gRi)

IAC sticking maybe?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 11:09 PM (6FeV1)

307 >>>And good ol' Mittens, triple jabbed, done caught the Coof, and is gonna have to isolate himself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally
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So he can disassociate from Cheney's fundraiser?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:10 PM (rd1BP)

308 Five tons were twice as big! Look up gun trucks Vietnam some time on youtube. Guys had guts
Posted by: Javems

iirc, sometime in the 80's they started to put automatic transmissions in them as incoming soldiers/marines, as a group, weren't as familiar with manual transmissions.

A sad commentary.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 11:10 PM (mD/uy)

309 I gave up on the bluetooth and just run all my podcasts directly from a USB thumbdrive.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2022 11:07 PM (ZMraq)

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Your car has a USB port? Lucky you.

I listen to music on wax cylinders. When summer is over I have to peel them off the seats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2022 11:10 PM (VxC1e)

310 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 28, 2022 11:02 PM (VxC1e)

If you love the Lord, you must hate evil.

Pretty simple.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2022 11:11 PM (YglAn)

311 I can't imagine how the sun will come up once he's gone.
Posted by: MammaB

Sounds like he *lived*!

God speed to your dad.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 28, 2022 11:11 PM (4oe/X)

312 IAC sticking maybe?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 11:09 PM (6FeV1)

Could be. Or maybe the PCM is forgetting to tell it to do its thing. And the "check engine" light has come on. Really need to get a scan tool hooked up to it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:12 PM (P3gRi)

313 If you love the Lord, you must hate evil.

Pretty simple.
Posted by: thathalfrican
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:12 PM (RU4sa)

314 229 Took me a while to get the G spot.
___

Figures.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 10:54 PM (RU4sa)

My last Army job was Battalion Motor Officer so.....

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 11:12 PM (AmoqO)

315 Huh. Evangeline Lily went to the anti-Vax protest the other week.

Stock rises.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 11:13 PM (dNqv+)

316 There should be a gateway or arch you have to pass through when you become an adult that's inscribed with the words:

Abandon all fun, ye who enter here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 10:29 PM (SchxB)


It is a yoke, fixed at a height where you are forced to tuck your chin and bow your head to pass under.

Then you have cake!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2022 11:13 PM (ZMraq)

317 May have crashed one . . .
Posted by: RI Red

ouch. the Kiowas scared the crap out of me. itty bitty cyclops eyeball calling in hellfire and brimstone from over the horizon. those guys were nuts AF. especially the ones on the fulda gap.

*shudders*
if you were in Hanau in the late 80s, there is a very good chance Smash was taking your DA photo for you promotion board.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:13 PM (IJES/)

318 PMCS-ing a Vietnam era deuce and a half was always fun.

I had one of those when I was at Ft Polk, LA. It was a couple of years older than me.
Posted by: Ex-ex at January 28, 2022 11:03 PM (RU4sa)

Had not thought about that, but I am sure our birthdays were pretty close. Heh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 11:05 PM (x8Wzq)
***
My first tour in Germany, we had an 8 inch howitzer with the serial number #0044. Well before my birthday!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 11:14 PM (axyOa)

319 'Her stock rises.' I actually was not trying to make a single entendre.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 11:14 PM (dNqv+)

320 And good ol' Mittens, triple jabbed, done caught the Coof, and is gonna have to isolate himself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally
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So he can disassociate from Cheney's fundraiser?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:10 PM (rd1B


Lol. Probably.

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2022 11:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

321 Really need to get a scan tool hooked up to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:12 PM (P3gRi)

I think most of the sensor codes pop up on the key test output whatchacallit, where you turn the ignition between accessory and off five or six times, and it spits out some of the codes in the odometer. That thing. I forget what it's actually called. But 90's-'00s jeeps i think all have that feature.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 11:14 PM (6FeV1)

322 MammaB- prayers for you and your family. Your Dad sounds like a person who would have been a great guy to know.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 28, 2022 11:15 PM (Q8bDL)

323 Took me quite a while to get the G spot one. I can't say I've ever noticed anything from that area. The U spot, on the other hand...

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 28, 2022 11:15 PM (8548M)

324 Every Biden voter can eat shit.

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Newsletter?
Posted by: Cicero

Edible panties

Posted by: Dr. Jill at January 28, 2022 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

325
My last Army job was Battalion Motor Officer so.....
Posted by: Javems

sir, bravo company has abandoned their supply deuce in our bay again. shit heads didn't even leave a 2407 under the windshield wiper this time.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:16 PM (IJES/)

326 If you love the Lord, you must hate evil.

Pretty simple.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2022 11:11 PM (YglAn)
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I've been reading 1 Maccabees, and it's pretty heavy on the "I've got a sword and I'm going to use it against God's enemies."

"What's that? You defiled the Temple? I think I'm going to kill you and carry your sword as a trophy."

Would make a good movie. Kosher Gladiator.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:16 PM (llXky)

327 Heads up.

Prime has a new animated show called Legend of Vox Machina. It's based pretty much exactly on a role playing game campaign that was a hit on YouTube, by a group called Critical Role.

There's boobs, cussing, humor, drama, and violence. Doesn't seem woke, either. If you're into that sort of thing, check it out. I just watched the first of two episodes and loved it. New episodes every Friday. Did I mention there's boobs?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 28, 2022 11:16 PM (OssQ4)

328 Posted by: MammaB at January 28, 2022 10:55 PM (5DD21)

Prayers for your father, you, and all the family, MamaB

Posted by: Flyover at January 28, 2022 11:16 PM (Rbu5d)

329 Boris is listening.

Mind the Fulda Gap.

*ooh, bier!*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)

330 iirc, sometime in the 80's they started to put automatic transmissions in them as incoming soldiers/marines, as a group, weren't as familiar with manual transmissions.

A sad commentary.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2022 11:10 PM (mD/uy)

The M211 deuce and a half, from the Korean War era, was made by GM, and had a Hydramatic transmission.

https://tinyurl.com/4j646vm9

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:17 PM (P3gRi)

331 And good ol' Mittens, triple jabbed, done caught the Coof, and is gonna have to isolate himself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally

But he has a third level car isolation elevator garage

Posted by: Mystified Miklos at January 28, 2022 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

332
I might put a clip in pink strand in my hair for an 80s party.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2022 10:33 PM (oeVy+)


In the 80's I wore 501s, a buffalo plaid or plain flannel shirt, and some sort of college t-shirt.

I no longer wear t-shirts with logos and 501s cost too much.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (ZMraq)

333 Dr. Jill got herself a cotus.

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (V13WU)

334 >>I'd argue that the French got too good at finding new and decadent forms of pleasure and in the process lost their souls and their will to live.

I think it's closer to a self-promoted myth that never was. France ain't all that and never really was but they talk purty and it made for good literature.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (ZLI7S)

335 The "white church lady" crowd is going to enslave us all if they aren't confronted.
Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2022 11:14 PM (Cjcf6)

Needlessly reductive. It is not just white suburban women. It is ALL reflexive, unthinking prog/commies.

You wanna see true idiocy/delusion/insanity, listen to these morons talk about how life is going to be after the 'revolution'.

Evil is lies. Good relishes the sunlight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (dNqv+)

336 Would make a good movie. Kosher Gladiator.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:16 PM (llXky)
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Andrew Jackson said Maccabees was an excellent war manual

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (rd1BP)

337 Anyone remember this Kevin James video near the beginning of the pandemic tansy the left had a hissy fit over?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGAktuU93s&feature=emb_title

Posted by: InCali at January 28, 2022 11:19 PM (eFvmN)

338 AOP - I've never been associated with 4W off-roaders and have often wondered in the case of 'lifts' if there is anything done to compensate for the angle at which the U-joints have to operate. Seems to me that the wear rate would go up considerably if not.

Also, yesterday wired one of those in-line switches into my 'Death Cord' and realized that I had misspoken before when I said that it switches both sides of the line, it doesn't, just switches the Line side.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2022 11:19 PM (DeUpt)

339 I think it's closer to a self-promoted myth that never was. France ain't all that and never really was but they talk purty and it made for good literature.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (ZLI7S)

The Franks were no joke. But that was also a while ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 11:19 PM (dNqv+)

340 I can't imagine how the sun will come up once he's gone.
Posted by: MammaB

A life well lived is one in which if anyone wrote a book about it, everyone would want to read it. Not a problem here. Prayers for you and hour family.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 11:19 PM (axyOa)

341 120 Arghhhh. Just saw a picture of Lori Lightfoot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)

Teal hair might help...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (5G5QC)

342 Boris is listening.

Mind the Fulda Gap.

*ooh, bier!*
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Jah? *gewinkenkeits*

Fulda, Mulda und Brunhulda

Posted by: Mystified Miklos at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

343 I no longer wear t-shirts with logos and 501s cost too much.

I like to wear National or State Park tshirts. The libshits assume I'm one of them and start talking like it. So I know who the hell to stay away from later in the day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (SchxB)

344 I think it's closer to a self-promoted myth that never was. France ain't all that and never really was but they talk purty and it made for good literature.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (ZLI7S)
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Catholic France was a major power.

Secular France is a dying nation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (llXky)

345 I think most of the sensor codes pop up on the key test output whatchacallit, where you turn the ignition between accessory and off five or six times, and it spits out some of the codes in the odometer. That thing. I forget what it's actually called. But 90's-'00s jeeps i think all have that feature.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 11:14 PM (6FeV1)

Yes. But I can get the codes read for free at Autozone. What I really need, though, is a scan tool that can read the messages going over the data bus in real time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (P3gRi)

346 That collapsed bridge in Pittsburgh.

Biden wantin' to surf it all the way back to a B.S. "Infrastructure Bill.".

Anyone test the remains of the bridge for C-4 residue at the critical stress points? I mean, (Church Lady).. how conveeeeenient! Hours before he visits Pburgh to talk "infrastructure". Yeah, right.

Is there ANY thing this crowd of half-ass-wits do that's NOT an op?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (QzJWU)

347 And good ol' Mittens, triple jabbed, done caught the Coof, and is gonna have to isolate himself.

This is normal. This is all perfectly normal. (I'm doing that in the odd Herzfeldt Bart voice from the couch scene linked up above)

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (sTOQ8)

348 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:16 PM (llXky)

Our God is a war God. Kinda interesting to think about Him like that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (YglAn)

349 sir, bravo company has abandoned their supply deuce in our bay again. shit heads didn't even leave a 2407 under the windshield wiper this time.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:16 PM (IJES/)

An abandoned 2 1/2 ton was one of the reasons I resigned my commission. Loooong story. Other forces at play as well.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 11:21 PM (AmoqO)

350 Pennsylvania's Lt. Governor looks like Lt. Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation. I never noticed it until footage from him speaking about the Pittsburgh bridge collapse today. It is eerie.

Posted by: Baldy at January 28, 2022 11:22 PM (XHN6e)

351 Teal hair might help...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (5G5QC)

Cousin It look might work for her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 11:22 PM (dNqv+)

352 it doesn't, just switches the Line side.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

One toke over the line

Posted by: Asheville Municipal Gummint at January 28, 2022 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

353 Yes. But I can get the codes read for free at Autozone. What I really need, though, is a scan tool that can read the messages going over the data bus in real time.

I know a guy that sells Autel tools. No discount, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:22 PM (SchxB)

354 Andrew Jackson said Maccabees was an excellent war manual

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (rd1BP)
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I just got to the part where the Jews send an embassy to Sparta because the Spartans are Sons of Abraham. The Spartans themselves claim this and address the Jews as "brothers."

Huh.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:23 PM (llXky)

355 Boris is listening.

Mind the Fulda Gap.

*ooh, bier!*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)


Prost!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 11:23 PM (axyOa)

356 Huh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:23 PM (llXky)


Go green.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2022 11:24 PM (P4LRL)

357 Good evening Horde

Great ONT WD ~ lots of laughs

That chair explains why I don't follow directions. Following directions gets you *that chair*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:25 PM (IDhUW)

358 MammaB, im so glad you made it there. Your dad sounds amazing. The world has been made a better place because of his presence.

Posted by: LASue at January 28, 2022 11:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

359 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:23 PM (llXky)

I gotta read the Bible in its entirety and should have paid attention in religion class. That is a fucking fact.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 28, 2022 11:25 PM (YglAn)

360 Mind the Fulda Gap.

*ooh, bier!*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 28, 2022 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)

My Dad patrolled the Fulda Gap, 1954/55 or so. We lived there, so he had incentive.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 11:26 PM (AmoqO)

361 An abandoned 2 1/2 ton was one of the reasons I resigned my commission. Loooong story. Other forces at play as well.
Posted by: Javems

life without parole as a patriot battery warrant, deployed to swa because i was #6 in my year group and those other rat bastards could stay home at the school house was my reason.

best decision i ever had, except for getting Smash a bit tipsy before asking her to marry me.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:26 PM (IJES/)

362 Ratfuck Commie Bernie Sanders needs to spoon with satan

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 28, 2022 11:26 PM (5G5QC)

363 Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2022 11:20 PM (QzJWU)

Where's the trust in those placed in authority over us?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 11:26 PM (hOUT3)

364 Catholic France was a major power.

Secular France is a dying nation.


You could plug a lot of European countries into that formula.

Posted by: t-bird at January 28, 2022 11:27 PM (8u/ei)

365 Never tried embarrassing my daughter in Ikea, but would tell waitresses I couldn't read, then point to pictures on the menu, or if in a Chinese restaurant, I'd order with a Chinese accent.

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at January 28, 2022 11:27 PM (buTO7)

366 AOP - I've never been associated with 4W off-roaders and have often wondered in the case of 'lifts' if there is anything done to compensate for the angle at which the U-joints have to operate. Seems to me that the wear rate would go up considerably if not.

Also, yesterday wired one of those in-line switches into my 'Death Cord' and realized that I had misspoken before when I said that it switches both sides of the line, it doesn't, just switches the Line side.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2022 11:19 PM (DeUpt)

Some lifts, they do change the pinion angle. On these Jeeps with full-time 4-wheel drive, apparently the CV joint on the axle end of the front driveshaft can develop a vibration if the vehicle is lifted. And sometimes, not. If it does, the fix is to use a shaft with two Cardan joints.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:27 PM (P3gRi)

367 Bif, got out in '76 when I realized I was mortal, after all. Puts the world in greater perspective.
But now that I'm ancient, it's not such a big deal.

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 11:27 PM (a8b7P)

368 Do these multicultural pedal pushers make meine Gap look bigggerstienlich??

Posted by: Social Democrat Christine Lambrecht at January 28, 2022 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

369 Go green.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2022 11:24 PM (P4LRL)
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SPARTANS! PREPARE FOR PASSOVER!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:28 PM (llXky)

370 Is there ANY thing this crowd of half-ass-wits do that's NOT an op?

~~~
And even if it is not, the public perception is that it is. I don't know if this says more about the public or the half wits.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:28 PM (IDhUW)

371 any army peeps remember the correspondence courses? i got a paid contract, first job out of the army, to write all 32 of the patriot ones.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:28 PM (IJES/)

372 What a day, what a day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2022 11:29 PM (LKTKP)

373
This convoy thing is catching on worldwide. I was reading they are trying to organize these things all over the world.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)

374 But now that I'm ancient, it's not such a big deal.
Posted by: RI Red

getting olde ain't for the weak of heart. '92 for me and i was a senior cw2 at the time. i think i'd do it all over again, though.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:30 PM (IJES/)

375 MammaB - are you close to Valley of the Sunstroke ?

Posted by: Adriane the Locality Critic ... at January 28, 2022 11:30 PM (okV1R)

376 Re pronouns: my right to freedom of speech trumps your need to control others.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:30 PM (IDhUW)

377 374 Go green.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2022 11:24 PM (P4LRL)
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SPARTANS! PREPARE FOR PASSOVER!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:28 PM (llXky)

Matzoh Labe

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:30 PM (II3Gr)

378 Never heard of barpat. Neither has google or site for naval acronyms.

I suspect it's something unique or it was misheard and is SARPat.

Which would be Sea, Air, Rescue Path or pattern.

This is when you know the area someone is in but it's large so a couple ships are assigned a path that will cover a large area quickly rather than just randomly.

You're sometimes given a base line course to work from to coordinate with other vessels you may not be able to see visually.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 28, 2022 11:31 PM (FggAv)

379 any army peeps remember the correspondence courses? i got a paid contract, first job out of the army, to write all 32 of the patriot ones.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:28 PM (IJES/)
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My brief, unsuccessful Army career is like a succession of bad, half-remembered dreams.

Funny how many other Army guys come over to the Air Guard and walk around in a daze for months puzzling out why no one is gratuitously abusing them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:31 PM (llXky)

380 I know a guy that sells Autel tools. No discount, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:22 PM (SchxB)

I have a little Autel code reader at home in Alberta. A scan tool is a different beast. You can use it to reset major systems in the vehicle, and can read the bus data stream.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:31 PM (P3gRi)

381 378
This convoy thing is catching on worldwide. I was reading they are trying to organize these things all over the world.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)


Australians need to string people up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2022 11:31 PM (LKTKP)

382 378
This convoy thing is catching on worldwide. I was reading they are trying to organize these things all over the world.
~~~
I hope so! I encourage them and pray for them.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:31 PM (IDhUW)

383 any army peeps remember the correspondence courses? i got a paid contract, first job out of the army, to write all 32 of the patriot ones.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:28 PM (IJES/)


I took a few. One was a Special Ops thing. One was on demolition.

Posted by: Ex-ex at January 28, 2022 11:31 PM (RU4sa)

384 I am looking at GoFundMe for "Canadian truckers"

Not finding.

Posted by: Miklos who has done this before at January 28, 2022 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

385 An abandoned 2 1/2 ton was one of the reasons I resigned my commission. Loooong story. Other forces at play as well.
Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 11:21 PM (AmoqO)


Watched a sergeant and his driver abandon the parking break on their deuce and a half on third knuckle in Yakima. It rolled backwards for about 80 meters before going over the edge. I dodged that Report of Survey.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 11:32 PM (axyOa)

386 >>You could plug a lot of European countries into that formula.

Sadly, even one on the other side of the Atlantic if we don't pull our head out of our collective ass soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2022 11:32 PM (ZLI7S)

387 Matzoh Labe

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:30 PM (II3Gr)
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You want them? Well, you also have to have some soup, and maybe call once in a while. And when are you going to settle down and get married? I know this lovely girl who would be perfect for you.

Wait! Come back! THIS IS SPARTA!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:32 PM (llXky)

388 I have a little Autel code reader at home in Alberta. A scan tool is a different beast. You can use it to reset major systems in the vehicle, and can read the bus data stream.

Yeah, that's what he sells. To repair shops only.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:33 PM (SchxB)

389 Matzoh Labe
Posted by: Insomniac

I got an uncle who can do it for wholesale

Posted by: Miklos, oy at January 28, 2022 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

390 {{{{,MammaB}}}}

What an incredible life story!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 28, 2022 11:34 PM (/UQ/R)

391 I heard GoFundMe (why anyone uses these commie bastard's website amazes me) was forced to open up the money raised for the Truckers.


You never see those assholes preemptively shutting down fundraisers for liberals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2022 11:34 PM (LKTKP)

392 What's so cool about the God is, you can be Hitler and at the last minute ask for forgiveness and boom, heaven awaits.

Posted by: hogly at January 28, 2022 10:21 PM (qKV7q)



God killed more people than Hitler. He flooded to whole planet and wiped them all out.

And with dumb fuckfaces like you, I understand why.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 28, 2022 11:34 PM (dbs6Z)

393 I got an uncle who can do it for wholesale
Posted by: Miklos, oy at January 28, 2022 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

Mit two pair pants?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:35 PM (II3Gr)

394 The Franks were no joke. But that was also a while ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 11:19 PM (dNqv+)

Charles Martel was no slouch. Saw his grave in the Basilica St Denis in Paris. Stopped the Muslim hordes he did. The Basilica is worth seeing. Every King of France, from Clovis til the end is buried there.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 11:35 PM (AmoqO)

395 Wait! Come back! THIS IS SPARTA!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author

Alles is Willkommens.

Posted by: Spartansburg, home to BMW, BASF, etc at January 28, 2022 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

396 Just this morning I was recalling how many times I got tossed off a motorcycle back in the day.

Turns out it was 3 and 1/2. The half was while in a tight turn leaning way over the bike lost traction and the side pipes and crankcase contacted the pavement and spun me out sitting on top of the other side of the engine. I had quick reflexes and used to do tumbling in HS so I knew/know how to take a fall. Many people do not and they tighten up and try to stop which causes more damage. When tossed, try to relax and tuck and roll in the direction you're going. This will lessen the damage as it spreads the force over more of your body. Worst I ever got was I hurt my knee in landing or as I went over the handlebars. Still bothers me to this day.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 28, 2022 11:35 PM (FggAv)

397 316 come on by some time I got PLENTY

Posted by: MAxIE at January 28, 2022 11:35 PM (dVkJu)

398 i need to go to bed. good night everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:36 PM (IJES/)

399 God killed more people than Hitler. He flooded to whole planet and wiped them all out.

But he did promise not to do it again. Which means next time it's fire and no one escapes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:36 PM (SchxB)

400 Never heard of barpat. Neither has google or site for naval acronyms.

I suspect it's something unique or it was misheard and is SARPat.
~~~
Great story ~ well told. Best work smarter, not harder story that I've heard. I'm gonna call this guy, and say these things, so I don't have to get up and choose a different seat.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:36 PM (IDhUW)

401
In the 80's I wore 501s, a buffalo plaid or plain flannel shirt, and some sort of college t-shirt.

I no longer wear t-shirts with logos and 501s cost too much.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2

I had a pair of 501s. I also wore jordache and Calvin Klein jeans. they were really high waisted and we wore them skin tight. 501s were more casual jeans.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2022 11:37 PM (oeVy+)

402 340 The "white church lady" crowd is going to enslave us all if they aren't confronted.
Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2022 11:14 PM (Cjcf6)

Needlessly reductive. It is not just white suburban women. It is ALL reflexive, unthinking prog/commies.
You wanna see true idiocy/delusion/insanity, listen to these morons talk about how life is going to be after the 'revolution'.
Evil is lies. Good relishes the sunlight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (dNqv+)

Aetius, I agree. And I'm tired of the "White church ladies" or "boomer ruined everything" or Gen x or z or whatever is this that or the other, or any other bigoted pronouncement.
We are individual persons. we will all be held accountable for our personal words, thoughts, and deeds. I am responsible for no one's sins but my own.
The faux divisions imposed on us are planned, and they have wildly succeeded on certain segments of the unthinking population.
[gets off soapbox]

Posted by: Flyover at January 28, 2022 11:37 PM (Rbu5d)

403 i need to go to bed. good night everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 28, 2022 11:36 PM (IJES/)
---
Good idea. I think I shall down likewise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:37 PM (llXky)

404 Good night Bif

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:37 PM (IDhUW)

405 I got an uncle who can do it for wholesale
Posted by: Miklos, oy at January 28, 2022 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

Mit two pair pants?
Posted by: Insomniac

Pant legs

You know the deal, perfect for you

Posted by: Miklos von Miklostein, purveyors of fine textiles at January 28, 2022 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

406 Proof that God is watching over the HQ:

If the Tongan volcanic explosion had been more powerful, this blog would not be here.
Niue is a tiny island nation located about 375 miles from Tonga.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:38 PM (RU4sa)

407 ---
You want them? Well, you also have to have some soup, and maybe call once in a while. And when are you going to settle down and get married? I know this lovely girl who would be perfect for you.

Wait! Come back! THIS IS SPARTA!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 11:32 PM (llXky)
***

And you know, would it kill you to take us to Florida once in awhile?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2022 11:38 PM (axyOa)

408 But he did promise not to do it again. Which means next time it's fire and no one escapes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:36 PM (SchxB)



He sent the rainbow as a sign of His promise.

And lefties made it a symbol for anal sex.

That fire will be hot.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 28, 2022 11:38 PM (dbs6Z)

409 God destroyed a world overrun by incredible evil and utter degenerates who were murdering kids and sacrificing them to Moloch.

Hitler killed people because he was a racist asshole.


Case dismissed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2022 11:39 PM (LKTKP)

410 And with dumb fuckfaces like you, I understand why.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 28, 2022 11:34 PM (dbs6Z)

Yeah the secular wiseasses seem to think God can't tell when you are being truthful about your being sorry and just doing it to get off from punishment.

There has to be a genuine sense of responsibility and a desire to be forgiven regardless of the possible reward.

It helps to be trying all your life to not be a sinner and asking for forgiveness and doing the same to everyone else.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 28, 2022 11:40 PM (FggAv)

411 Ja, eine gute Idee. Schlaffen und Traumen.
Bis spater, horde.

Posted by: RI Red at January 28, 2022 11:40 PM (a8b7P)

412 That fire will be hot.

Bring marshmallows. They should be at about the right consistency just before the skin melts off everyone's faces.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:40 PM (SchxB)

413 I had a pair of 501s. I also wore jordache and Calvin Klein jeans. they were really high waisted and we wore them skin tight. 501s were more casual jeans.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I wore 501s when my height/weight ratio indicated such.

Also, worth SERIOUS MONEY in People's Republics

Posted by: Peoples' Republic of Miklos at January 28, 2022 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

414 Bis spater, horde.

Guten abend!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:41 PM (SchxB)

415 Sparta because the Spartans are Sons of Abraham. The Spartans themselves claim this and address the Jews as "brothers."

Huh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H.
----------

I think the Maccabees think of the occupiers as Hellenist or Greeks.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:42 PM (rd1BP)

416 Go white!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 28, 2022 11:42 PM (/UQ/R)

417 I speak southern and pig Latin. The rest is gibberish.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 28, 2022 11:42 PM (LKTKP)

418 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 28, 2022 11:34 PM (dbs6Z)

Yeah, Jesus said through him you would be forgiven, ie not go to hell...

He never said you would not need to pay penance for your sins.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2022 11:43 PM (oHd/0)

419 You're ignoring efficiency. The "white church lady" crowd has benefited tremendously from what this country has provided. Calling THEM out on their hypocrisy is both incontrovertible an efficient.
Posted by: Crusader

You are So WRONG!!!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 28, 2022 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

420 Charles Martel was no slouch. Saw his grave in the Basilica St Denis in Paris. Stopped the Muslim hordes he did. The Basilica is worth seeing. Every King of France, from Clovis til the end is buried there.
Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 11:35 PM (AmoqO)

I prefer the moniker "Charles the Hammer." Kinda spells it out.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 28, 2022 11:43 PM (eKvjl)

421
Good article on the data from the military whistleblowers presented at Ron Johnson's hearing the other day:

https://tinyurl.com/5dr8jfh9

This is mind blowing. And this shows that VAERS under-reports, and by an order of magnitude. Jessica Rose just wrote a piece about this on her Substack. The trashing of VAERS you hear is all pure bullshit. It underreports. And this confirms it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)

422 Thanks publius, for all you do.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:46 PM (RU4sa)

423 Nite.

Posted by: Javems at January 28, 2022 11:46 PM (AmoqO)

424 Yeah, Jesus said through him you would be forgiven, ie not go to hell...

He never said you would not need to pay penance for your sins.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2022 11:43 PM (oHd/0)

Ergo, Purgatory. Sin is like pounding a nail into a board. You pull out the nail with forgiveness, i.e. confession and sacramental reconciliation, but the hole is still in the board. That gets filled in by penance, and if the holes are still there at death, well, you get to finish your penance, since nothing sinful or dirty gets into heaven.

If it weren't for Purgatory, a lot more folks would end up in hell. No matter how awful the suffering might be in Purgatory, you know you made it. Do the time, erase the crime.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 28, 2022 11:46 PM (eKvjl)

425 Posted by: Crusader,

White Church Lady, is too broad a brush.
Painting that you need to be more specific.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:46 PM (rd1BP)

426 I prefer the moniker "Charles the Hammer." Kinda spells it out.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 28, 2022 11:43 PM (eKvjl)

French word for "hammer" is "marteau".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 28, 2022 11:47 PM (P3gRi)

427 Bis spater, horde.

Guten abend!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Gute Spatzle?

Posted by: Miklos says Ja, but better is Hungarian csipetke at January 28, 2022 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

428 2 F.O.O.T.!!!
Friday Overnight Open Thread

Excitement ahead as commenters attempt, once again, to reach 1000 comments of inane chatter witty thoughts and gritty rejoinders.

But first, the post content.
Posted by: the the mindful webworker at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (AXhvh)


Just doin' my part to get us to 1000

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 28, 2022 11:47 PM (7SwmH)

429 435 2 F.O.O.T.!!!
Friday Overnight Open Thread

Excitement ahead as commenters attempt, once again, to reach 1000 comments of inane chatter witty thoughts and gritty rejoinders.

But first, the post content.
Posted by: the the mindful webworker at January 28, 2022 10:02 PM (AXhvh)


Just doin' my part to get us to 1000

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 28, 2022 11:47 PM (7SwmH)

430 Good night AHL

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:47 PM (IDhUW)

431 If it weren't for Purgatory, a lot more folks would end up in hell. No matter how awful the suffering might be in Purgatory, you know you made it. Do the time, erase the crime.
Posted by: tcn in AK
___

Could you show me where this is so in scripture?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:47 PM (RU4sa)

432 Gute Spatzle?

Don't know, never got to try it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:48 PM (SchxB)

433 French word for "hammer" is "marteau".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Mike Hammer etc

"Michel le Marteau"

Seeing some potential issues here

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at January 28, 2022 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

434
From that military medical data (and you can't question this as "self-reporting"). For just 10 months of 2021:

300% increase in miscarriages over previous 5 year base line.

269% increase in MI (heart attacks). 291% increase in Bell's Palsy. 156% increase in congenital defects (for children born). 471% in female infertility. 467% in pulmonary embolism. 300% in cancer diagnoses. 1000% increase in neurological disorders.

Again, that is hard data from the military medical system.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)

435 Good article on the data from the military whistleblowers presented at Ron Johnson's hearing the other day:

https://tinyurl.com/5dr8jfh9

This is mind blowing. And this shows that VAERS under-reports, and by an order of magnitude. Jessica Rose just wrote a piece about this on her Substack. The trashing of VAERS you hear is all pure bullshit. It underreports. And this confirms it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)

Nice way to cripple a nation's army. Things that make you go hmmm.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2022 11:50 PM (VwHCD)

436 Just doin' my part to get us to 1000
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 28, 2022 11:47 PM (7SwmH)


Good for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 11:50 PM (hOUT3)

437 Nice way to cripple a nation's army. Things that make you go hmmm.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___

Satan never rests.
And he has many people willing to do his bidding.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:50 PM (RU4sa)

438 Nice way to cripple a nation's army. Things that make you go hmmm.

Wokeness wasn't doing it fast enough, so they came up with a new idea.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:51 PM (SchxB)

439 "Michel le Marteau"

Seeing some potential issues here
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at January 28, 2022 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

A mime with a speech impediment?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 11:51 PM (6FeV1)

440 ___Could you show me where this is so in scripture?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:47 PM (RU4sa)
-------------------

Ladies and gentlemen 'when two or more are gathered',
Let's not make this a Catholic vs Protestant fight.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:52 PM (rd1BP)

441 This is mind blowing. And this shows that VAERS under-reports, and by an order of magnitude. Jessica Rose just wrote a piece about this on her Substack. The trashing of VAERS you hear is all pure bullshit. It underreports. And this confirms it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)

You are a brave man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:52 PM (II3Gr)

442 So, I downloaded "Blast from the Past." I hope it's good.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2022 11:53 PM (m0zqP)

443 Gute Spatzle?

Don't know, never got to try it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

There are no Miklos recipes in the Deplorable Cookbook.

The little dumplings are on there to fill you up with the tasty sauce from the Chicken paprikas or Hortobagy Husos Palacsinta.

Posted by: Nobody complains at Miklos Kitchen (konyha in Magyar) at January 28, 2022 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

444 417. 393 #340...I'm a believer in efficiency. The "white church lady" crowd is sizable. To go beyond that requires more work, and is less politically correct to confront.
Posted by: Crusader at January 28, 2022 11:33 PM (Cjcf6)

"I'm not mean, I just tell it like it is."
"I'm not an unthinking bigot, I'm just efficient."
I pity you.

Posted by: Flyover at January 28, 2022 11:53 PM (Rbu5d)

445 Ladies and gentlemen 'when two or more are gathered',
Let's not make this a Catholic vs Protestant fight.

Posted by: Braenyard
___

I asked a question.
Not to start a fight, but for clarification.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:53 PM (RU4sa)

446 time for bed. Night, all.

Posted by: Flyover at January 28, 2022 11:54 PM (Rbu5d)

447 Siamese and Burmese kitties are beautiful. We had one abandoned near our home when the kids were little. We gradually coaxed her in, got her fed, discovered she was pregnant. Got 7 little kitties. None that looked like her.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:54 PM (IDhUW)

448 Again, that is hard data from the military medical system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)


And one would hope this is honest reporting completely independent of VAERS and any other agency in on the grift, and is especially worrisome because normally the cohort being reported on is relatively young and healthy, and has been tracked for a long time to accumulate valid baseline statistics!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 11:54 PM (hOUT3)

449 Well, dipshits that say "you can repent at that last minute even if you are Hitler" think it's some kind of besmirching of God's character.

His capacity to forgive sin is infinite, and yes, it's open until your eyes close for good, and then some when He returns to judge the living and the dead.

Jesus told a parable about workers in the field to explain this.

But smart-ass atheist fuckfaces can't wrap their mind around it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 28, 2022 11:54 PM (dbs6Z)

450 The Bible Fight club !!

Posted by: runner at January 28, 2022 11:54 PM (V13WU)

451 449 So, I downloaded "Blast from the Past." I hope it's good.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2022 11:53 PM (m0zqP)

Stick with it... gets better as it goes on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2022 11:54 PM (oHd/0)

452 449 So, I downloaded "Blast from the Past." I hope it's good.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2022 11:53 PM (m0zqP)

The Brendan Fraser movie? I like it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:55 PM (II3Gr)

453 Democrats love dead soldiers.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 28, 2022 11:55 PM (KATBx)

454 457 The Bible Fight club !!
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2022 11:54 PM (V13WU)

Well, sell yer cloak, buy a sword...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 28, 2022 11:55 PM (oHd/0)

455 I imagine sharks that want to do things differently, start with a tail slap, before advancing to the bitey end.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:55 PM (IDhUW)

456 A mime with a speech impediment?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

*tries to watch "Un Chien Andalou" One Moar Time*

Posted by: Miklos, a simple man at January 28, 2022 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

457 I believe scripture, the Word of God, is the ultimate authority.

When it comes to matters of eternity, whether Catholic or Protestant, we are to look to His word for clarification and edification.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:56 PM (RU4sa)

458
No, I'm not brave. I just read this stuff. The brave ones are, for instance, those 3 military docs who leaked this stuff. They have whistleblower protection, supposedly, and swore to all this under penalty of perjury.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

459 The trashing of VAERS you hear is all pure bullshit. It underreports. And this confirms it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 28, 2022 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)

Today at my job, boss came out and said he hopes we treasure every day because his buddy was skating and collapsed from heart attack, was out for over a minute until resuscitated. Guy is 40 years old. So I asked if he was vaccinated, and boss says "Use your lunch hour to talk politics!" I let him know that facts are not political, and I wasn't the one who decided they were.

Shows how the truth is always suppressed. I work at USACE, so, military.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 28, 2022 11:56 PM (eKvjl)

460 Satan never rests.
And he has many people willing to do his bidding.


I suspect some of them think they're applying for Stan's job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 28, 2022 11:56 PM (SchxB)

461 Good night flyover

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 28, 2022 11:56 PM (IDhUW)

462 I'm drunk so I can say this: tomorrow a cat.

It makes no sense, but that's because beer.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (m0zqP)

463
Marteau, marteau partout un clou, clou, clou.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (rd1BP)

464 Democrats love dead soldiers.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 28, 2022 11:55 PM (KATBx)


Umm, IG, can you pick an easier argument?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (hOUT3)

465 You know, I like a good laugh as well as the next guy, but this continual twitter referencing has gotta stop.

And twichy is just a reaction video for twitter.

Posted by: West at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (QY+6a)

466 I had to do that

Posted by: Braenyard at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (rd1BP)

467 But smart-ass atheist fuckfaces can't wrap their mind around it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 28, 2022 11:54 PM (dbs6Z)

What they don't realize is that a Hitler who hypothetically repented (sincerely) at the final stretch is a better person than they are.

Who knows. Maybe he did? Maybe that little bastard trying to score a point actually is, sincerely, Worse Than Hitler.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (6FeV1)

468 So, I downloaded "Blast from the Past." I hope it's good.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
___

It has Christopher Walken.
Of course, it's gonna be good.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (RU4sa)

469 Gonna build me a pyre
And burn all the heretics I see

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (II3Gr)

470 *LUNCH BREAK*

Posted by: a Miklos gotta eat too at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

471 After I burn all the heretics I see
The heretics won't bother me
Gonna build me a pyre
And burn all the heretics I see

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:58 PM (II3Gr)

472 What gets me is this whole attitude that VAERS is unreliable, we cannot use that data. So we are admitting that the most tech savvy nation in the world cannot create a simple database that could save lives. I cant even with this shite.

Posted by: Dogbert at January 28, 2022 11:59 PM (Z9HSN)

473 Shows how the truth is always suppressed. I work at USACE, so, military.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 28, 2022 11:56 PM (eKvjl)

Yup. Whether or not the chemical they're coercing you to inject will kill you or not is "Politics".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 28, 2022 11:59 PM (6FeV1)

474 398 What's so cool about the God is, you can be Hitler and at the last minute ask for forgiveness and boom, heaven awaits.

Posted by: hogly at January 28, 2022 10:21 PM (qKV7q)

even though I doubt this was a serious comment, it brings to mind a serious point - as we go through life, we see that the things you do change who you are. In a very real sense, you become the things that you do, whether good or evil. When the end comes, words mean nothing; what you have become because of the choices you have made is all that will matter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2022 11:59 PM (evAgx)

475 I'm drunk so I can say this: tomorrow a cat.

It makes no sense, but that's because beer.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (m0zqP)

Shit, now I gotta start drinking just for the translation. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:00 AM (VwHCD)

476 Blessings on you all!
I am done for the night after wasting most of the day!
BeckChas, get your butt in gear and get that cat tomorrow!
Hrothgar out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 12:01 AM (hOUT3)

477 I'm drunk so I can say this: tomorrow a cat.

==

*ponders


I don't get it.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 12:01 AM (V13WU)

478 You know, I like a good laugh as well as the next guy, but this continual twitter referencing has gotta stop.

And twichy is just a reaction video for twitter.
Posted by: West at January 28, 2022 11:57 PM (QY+6a)

Well, there is "nitter.net". Substitute that for "twitter.com" in any url posted here for Twatter, and you can see the content without giving Twatter clicks. I don't know who is behind it, or how it works, but it works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2022 12:02 AM (P3gRi)

479 484 I'm drunk so I can say this: tomorrow a cat.
==
*ponders

I don't get it.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 12:01 AM (V13WU)

FUCK THAT SHIT I'M RETIRED

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at January 29, 2022 12:02 AM (6FeV1)

480 Niters, Hrothgar.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:02 AM (RU4sa)

481 I'm drunk so I can say this: tomorrow a cat.

==

*ponders


I don't get it.


I think he's going in for trans-species surgery.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 12:02 AM (SchxB)

482
300% increase in miscarriages over previous 5 year base line.

269% increase in MI (heart attacks). 291% increase in Bell's Palsy. 156% increase in congenital defects (for children born). 471% in female infertility. 467% in pulmonary embolism. 300% in cancer diagnoses. 1000% increase in neurological disorders.

~~~
This is criminal. Pushing the vaxx, lying about\hiding the effects are acts of war.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:03 AM (IDhUW)

483 After I burn all the heretics I see
The heretics won't bother me
Gonna build me a pyre
And burn all the heretics I see

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:58 PM (II3Gr)

I'm sensing a blues tune in the key of A, or maybe a country tune in the key of G.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:03 AM (VwHCD)

484 Nitter.net is what we all need to be using if posting twitter links.

Deprive them of the clicks.

Just post the link in the searchbox.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:03 AM (RU4sa)

485 I think he's going in for trans-species surgery.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 12:02 AM (SchxB)


*ponders some more

Ok, that makes sense.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 12:03 AM (V13WU)

486 269% increase in MI (heart attacks). 291% increase in Bell's Palsy. 156% increase in congenital defects (for children born). 471% in female infertility. 467% in pulmonary embolism. 300% in cancer diagnoses. 1000% increase in neurological disorders.
___

Now imagine all these men and women deploying to a combat zone with Russia, which would be a very high tempo op.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:05 AM (RU4sa)

487 I don't get it.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 12:01 AM (V13WU)

I think BeckChas has been debating for some time over whether or not get a kitty. Sounds like he has made up his mind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2022 12:05 AM (P3gRi)

488 Could you show me where this is so in scripture?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 28, 2022 11:47 PM (RU4sa)

Sure. Read Maccabees 12:39-46, wherein prayers are said for the dead to purify them for heaven. But since Protestants chucked out a bunch of books, try Revelations 21:27, which states that nothing unclean will enter heaven. Matthew 5:25-26 also addresses atonement for sin, which the Church Fathers (particularly Tertullian) explained as discussing purification after death.

1 COR 3:11-15 is probably the clearest explanation. Paul explains purification by fire, testing the works of those who have passed. This describes Purgatory plainly.

NOT trying to proselytize or convert anybody here, just stating what the Catholic Church has always understood, from Scripture and then from the Church Fathers.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 29, 2022 12:05 AM (eKvjl)

489 What gets me is this whole attitude that VAERS is unreliable, we cannot use that data. So we are admitting that the most tech savvy nation in the world cannot create a simple database that could save lives. I cant even with this shite.
Posted by: Dogbert at January 28, 2022 11:59 PM (Z9HSN)


One more thing from Hrothgar:

It is worse than that, we could easily compile a cross referencible public database of every detail of the COVID actions and reactions, but our betters are deliberately preventing us from doing so.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 12:05 AM (hOUT3)

490 You wanna see true idiocy/delusion/insanity, listen to these morons talk about how life is going to be after the 'revolution'.
Evil is lies. Good relishes the sunlight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2022 11:18 PM (dNqv+)

Reminds me of one of the "feminist" documents from the 70's I read. Completely earnest, nowhere near meant as a joke.

It spoke of a world of only women, where just a few men would be kept around as subservients / biological donors.

The best part was it talked about how all the female inhabitants of this new world were never going to have to work and were going to live in mansions and have hot tub parties every night.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:05 AM (dscaa)

491 Well, apparently you're an idiot.
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2022 12:02 AM (Cjcf6)

Dude, if you keep on grinding that axe you'll have nothing left but a thumbtack on a handle.

Take the freakin' hint. Nobody here likes proggy social club phony assholes either. You're not making any kind of unique point. Just give it a rest.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:05 AM (6FeV1)

492 Sort of like going with the "all black" look. Perfect for Freshman year. After that, a sign of emotional retardation.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 28, 2022 10:20 PM (llXky)


"If you want be one of the nonconformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do."

Posted by: Michael Goth from South Park at January 29, 2022 12:06 AM (EughT)

493 and 500!

Posted by: Michael Goth from South Park at January 29, 2022 12:06 AM (EughT)

494 When I kneel before the Lord, if He says "I changed my mind, you're worthless, depart from me", I'll still say He is good and just.

I'm the piece of shit. And if God chooses to treat me how a piece of shit out to be treated, He is a great God indeed to do that.

And if He in His abundance of grace says He forgives this piece of shit, well He's a great God to do that as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2022 12:06 AM (dbs6Z)

495 491 After I burn all the heretics I see
The heretics won't bother me
Gonna build me a pyre
And burn all the heretics I see
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:58 PM (II3Gr)

I'm sensing a blues tune in the key of A, or maybe a country tune in the key of G.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:03 AM (VwHCD)
-------------------

Me too, however, it needs some hot irons, or tire irons in the intro. Best blues songs have an into or chorus that's never repeated.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:06 AM (rd1BP)

496 G' night SMH!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 12:07 AM (hOUT3)

497 GoFundMe

GFM would be better understood as GFY

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:08 AM (dscaa)

498 Spending a few days in Michigan. Loaded up on horseradish and kielbasa at Srodeks in Hamtramck. Lunch at the Polish Yacht Club in Detroit.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2022 12:08 AM (9jdp/)

499 G'nite.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2022 12:08 AM (Xrfse)

500 Thank you, tcn.

I will be looking up those passages.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:09 AM (RU4sa)

501 Yes, Beckoning ~ tomorrow get a cat!

Night Hrothgar

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:09 AM (IDhUW)

502 Lively ONT

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:10 AM (dscaa)

503 I don't think we are going to reach 1,000, unless there is a West Coast surge or something.

Posted by: Theodore at January 29, 2022 12:10 AM (GJnvT)

504 Me too, however, it needs some hot irons, or tire irons in the intro.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:06 AM (rd1BP)

then you would have metal. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:10 AM (VwHCD)

505 Lunch at the Polish Yacht Club in Detroit.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2022 12:08 AM (9jdp/)

A polished yacht is a happy yacht.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2022 12:10 AM (P3gRi)

506 Hey ellipses!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:11 AM (RU4sa)

507 I'm the piece of shit. And if God chooses to treat me how a piece of shit out to be treated, He is a great God indeed to do that.

And if He in His abundance of grace says He forgives this piece of shit, well He's a great God to do that as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2022 12:06 AM (dbs6Z)

Have you considered asking him? After all, he came to us.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 29, 2022 12:11 AM (eKvjl)

508 I don't think we are going to reach 1,000, unless there is a West Coast surge or something.
Posted by: Theodore at January 29, 2022 12:10 AM (GJnvT)

Thousand-comment ONT's are really quite uncommon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2022 12:11 AM (P3gRi)

509 Hey ellipses!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:11 AM (RU4sa)

Hey SMH....!

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:11 AM (dscaa)

510 I'm sorry you're too stupid to get that.
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2022 12:11 AM (Cjcf6)

I'm sorry you are too much of an asshole for me to take seriously.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2022 12:13 AM (P3gRi)

511 I'm sorry you're too stupid to get that.
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2022 12:11 AM (Cjcf6)

Classy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:13 AM (6FeV1)

512 I don't think we are going to reach 1,000, unless there is a West Coast surge or something.
Posted by: Theodore at January 29, 2022 12:10 AM (GJnvT)

Thousand-comment ONT's are really quite uncommon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2022 12:11 AM (P3gRi)

Not if I start drinking to translate "tomorrow, a cat" lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:13 AM (VwHCD)

513 Need cats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2022 12:13 AM (m0zqP)

514 Good night BFD

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:14 AM (IDhUW)

515
Loaded up on horseradish and kielbasa at Srodeks in Hamtramck. Lunch at the Polish Yacht Club in Detroit.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


What are the characteristics of a Polish yacht?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2022 12:14 AM (63Dwl)

516 Has there ever been a thousand-comment ONT? I usually go to bed around the 400 to 500 mark.

Posted by: Theodore at January 29, 2022 12:14 AM (GJnvT)

517
I've read a lot about VAERS since all this mess started. The trashing of VAERS started when, after the Coof vax rollout, you saw a massive spike in VAERS reports. I mean you had to rescale the screen, making all the previous years look like nothing. So, they started this "oh, ignore that, it's self-reporting".

But truth is, every analysis has shown that VAERS actually under counts. It doesn't catch all of them. The only question is how much. Conservative estimates were a factor of 10. High estimates are 50, even higher. And of course, it will vary by the severity of the AE. Minor events would be more likely to be under-reported than major ones.

Jessica Rose, comparing VAERS miscarriage data to that leaked military data found a 47x under-reporting factor for miscarriages.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)

518 Not if I start drinking to translate "tomorrow, a cat" lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:13 AM (VwHCD)

Everyone speaks foreign languages better when they're schnockered. It's Science.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:15 AM (6FeV1)

519 What are the characteristics of a Polish yacht?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2022 12:14 AM (63Dwl)

One forward and four reverse?

No wait that's a different joke.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:15 AM (dscaa)

520 Have you considered asking Him? After all, He came to us.
Posted by: tcn in AK
___

This^

Bitter Clinger, my daughter sent this book to her dad for Christmas.

Prayers for Difficult Times for Men
https://tinyurl.com/y8z86k59

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:15 AM (RU4sa)

521 Over the last month I got a family of five kittens and mom off the street, vetted and all kittens adopted. Mom is sweet and up for adoption. She is in foster with a rescue. Also in the last week I got another kitten off the street, vetted yesterday and found him a great foster today. He will go to a rescue next week to be adopted. Working on getting another sweet friendly kitten off the street, plus getting a beautiful adult tabby long haired cat with a fluffy tail vetted and adopted.

My contribution to the world these days.

Posted by: Floridachick at January 29, 2022 12:15 AM (d4zgZ)

522 aop, you would like the place, it is in a neighborhood so tough that someone guards your car on the street but the food and atmosphere is great inside and it is loaded with history.

Perhaps if I make Alberta next summer we can discuss it at length.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2022 12:16 AM (9jdp/)

523 Has there ever been a thousand-comment ONT? I usually go to bed around the 400 to 500 mark.
Posted by: Theodore
___

lol

Quite a number of times.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:16 AM (RU4sa)

524 Has there ever been a thousand-comment ONT? I usually go to bed around the 400 to 500 mark.

Posted by: Theodore at January 29, 2022 12:14 AM (GJnvT)

I'll take a WAG at Election Night 2016.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:16 AM (dscaa)

525 I'm sorry you're too stupid to get that.
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2022 12:11 AM (Cjcf6)

Not as stupid as someone who wonders in uninvited and shit all over the room. Not that stupid.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 29, 2022 12:16 AM (eKvjl)

526 Everyone speaks foreign languages better when they're schnockered. It's Science.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:15 AM (6FeV1)


French is spoken often when schnockered.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 12:17 AM (V13WU)

527 when schnockered, French is spoken often...yeah , much better

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 12:17 AM (V13WU)

528 Perhaps if I make Alberta next summer we can discuss it at length.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2022 12:16 AM (9jdp/)

You would be most welcome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2022 12:17 AM (P3gRi)

529 I think the ONT went past 1000 earlier this week.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:17 AM (RU4sa)

530 This was not the G spot conversation I was expecting.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 12:18 AM (ZLI7S)

531
We had a 1000 counter just the other day. Pixy was late, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)

532 whilst schnockered, French tongue is spoken oftenly

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 12:18 AM (V13WU)

533 I'll take a WAG at Election Night 2016.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:16 AM (dscaa)

Bad guess - too many threads that night. But the night after had 966.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:19 AM (dscaa)

534 My contribution to the world these days.

You're doing good, and I'm sure the kitties appreciate it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 12:19 AM (SchxB)

535 541 whilst schnockered, French tongue is spoken oftenly
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 12:18 AM (V13WU)

Come to the stately AoSHQ overnight thread, where the drinks are plentiful and the snark is diagrammed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:20 AM (6FeV1)

536 My contribution to the world these days
~~~
BeckChas needs a kitty. Can you get one to him. Two would be even better.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:20 AM (IDhUW)

537 What are the characteristics of a Polish yacht?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2022 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
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Methane fueled.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:20 AM (rd1BP)

538 Used to be a really BFD if *any* ace thread got to 1,000. I remember one with movie titles in particular that had me absolutely howling. And another which no one can help me track down where ace had us make up SAT style "analogies" in some special joke format he liked. Around 2010. One of the funniest things I've ever been a part of anywhere.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:21 AM (dscaa)

539 The PYC is a remnant of a once large Polish neighborhood in Detroit. It was named that years ago by the patrons to hide the fact that they were drinking. It is nowhere near they water and now is surrounded by desolation and abandonment. Inside there I s great food, traditions and a family that has kept it open for years.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2022 12:22 AM (9jdp/)

540 horseradish and kielbasa
~~~
Mmmm, yum.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:22 AM (IDhUW)

541 539 This was not the G spot conversation I was expecting.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 12:18 AM (ZLI7S)

We do not speak myths and lies here.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 12:22 AM (II3Gr)

542 Hey Insom.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:23 AM (RU4sa)

543 BeckChas needs a kitty. Can you get one to him. Two would be even better.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:20 AM (IDhUW)

Opposite sex, reproductively intact.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 12:23 AM (II3Gr)

544 543

Thank you Blanco.

I love my dogs but I have a special place in my heart for cats.

Posted by: Floridachick at January 29, 2022 12:23 AM (d4zgZ)

545 522 Need cats.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2022 12:13 AM (m0zqP)

I think you should get a kitty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2022 12:23 AM (oeVy+)

546 Jackstraw! Finally. It just wasn't computing. Thank you.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 12:23 AM (2+yws)

547 You made some decent points, Crusader, but you have shit-stirrer characteristics. By itself not a terrible thing but it helps to bring some personality along with it and most will forgive the stirring.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:23 AM (dscaa)

548 I have been in quite a few thousand posters. It might just be circumstance, but in some ways I blame myself.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 12:24 AM (FB3c2)

549 553 Hey Insom.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:23 AM (RU4sa)

Hi SMH!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 12:24 AM (II3Gr)

550 The PYC is a remnant of a once large Polish neighborhood in Detroit. It was named that years ago by the patrons to hide the fact that they were drinking. It is nowhere near they water and now is surrounded by desolation and abandonment. Inside there I s great food, traditions and a family that has kept it open for years.
~~~
Is it open to the public? It sounds like a great place to visit.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:24 AM (IDhUW)

551 Who are you again? Your name doesn't register.
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2022 12:23 AM (Cjcf6)

*legit spit take*

Stahp. OH mai gawd. Stahp.

Seriously, just get the fuck out of here weirdo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:24 AM (6FeV1)

552 Who are you again? Your name doesn't register.

https://youtu.be/-f8BlPDNLpQ

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 12:25 AM (SchxB)

553 Well fuck it. Its friday, its snowing, got a glass of bourbon, a guitar next to me, and a supply of smokes. I'm on a mission from god.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:26 AM (VwHCD)

554 *LUNCH BREAK*

*OK GOT SMOKES*

Posted by: a Miklos gotta smoke his 'baccytoo at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

555 554 BeckChas needs a kitty. Can you get one to him. Two would be even better.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:20 AM (IDhUW)

Opposite sex, reproductively intact.
~~~
Even more better.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (IDhUW)

556 Well fuck it. Its friday, its snowing, got a glass of bourbon, a guitar next to me, and a supply of smokes. I'm on a mission from god.

You're going to try and melt snow with sonic blasts from your amp, aren't you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (SchxB)

557 That's what I like to hear Beserker!

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (2+yws)

558 lol Berserker.

How's your lovely wife doing?

And guess what?
Been smoke-free since Oct!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (RU4sa)

559 shit-stirrer characteristics.
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:23 AM (dscaa)

Scogg Dogg

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (rd1BP)

560 564 I hope it is half a pack,band you are wearing sunglasses.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 12:28 AM (FB3c2)

561 What are the characteristics of a Polish yacht?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Pole dancing on yer Yardarm

Posted by: Cap'm Mikloszczewwski at January 29, 2022 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

562 I'm living vicariously here people! At least for another few days it looks like. So keep the shenanigans coming.
Except the mean comments. Not needed, or wanted.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 12:29 AM (2+yws)

563 I have been in quite a few thousand posters. It might just be circumstance, but in some ways I blame myself
~~~
You say blame, I say credit. *shrugs

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:29 AM (IDhUW)

564 Scogg Dogg
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (rd1BP)

No, Scogg sounds like Ric Flair and Michael Savage had a baby.

This is just some dude who found a hobby horse and has been dying for months for one of us to tell him his little catch phrase isn't catching.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:29 AM (6FeV1)

565
We might get a little snow tonight. No more tha 0.1" water equivalent precipitation expected, but we might get a little.

There's an old wives tale around there that if snow stays on the ground for more than 3 days, it's waiting on some more. The last did stay for over 3 days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)

566 Except the mean comments. Not needed, or wanted.
Posted by: CA Token
___

Unfortunately, people are gonna people.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:29 AM (RU4sa)

567 Yes the PYC is public. Check to see if it is open, and I'm serious about them guarding the patrons cars....not a nighttime place.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2022 12:30 AM (9jdp/)

568 Does ex-ex smoke?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:30 AM (rd1BP)

569 Insom and Berserker,

I'm listening to my Spotify playlist from the TxMoMee.

Eclectic doesn't even come close to describing it...lol.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:31 AM (RU4sa)

570 I'm not a zoomer, but I don't get the top meme. Help?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:31 AM (IDhUW)

571 Have you considered asking Him? After all, He came to us.

Posted by: tcn in AK


I appreciate that.

What I'm trying to relay is this, statements like the Hitler one are designed to make you say "well that doesn't seem like a very fair God". It's designed to appeal to our vanity, to believe our wisdom and moral code could somehow surpass His.

But only God in Heaven is good and just. And if He let a million screaming Muslims into heaven and shut me out, His judgement and will is still superior to mine, and His ruling is wise.

I am less, He is more.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2022 12:31 AM (dbs6Z)

572 I know SMH. Just makes me sad people feel the need to speak to others that way, with so many other options for getting your point across.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 12:32 AM (2+yws)

573 lol Berserker.

How's your lovely wife doing?

And guess what?
Been smoke-free since Oct!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (RU4sa)

She is doing ok. I probably should quit, but since I smoke anything that burns I'll have many decisions to make. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:32 AM (VwHCD)

574 Does ex-ex smoke?

Posted by: Braenyard
___

We both did.

He still chews though.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:32 AM (RU4sa)

575 I wander off to play a game and come back to Berserker drinking.

Seems normal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:32 AM (dNqv+)

576 Slapweasel?

Any comms?

Posted by: Miklos is half like the Bourbons-never forgets, always remembers at January 29, 2022 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

577 I don't know why, but this makes me laugh:

https://youtu.be/uiwjAj0zfKQ

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 12:32 AM (SchxB)

578 581 I'm not a zoomer, but I don't get the top meme. Help?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:31 AM (IDhUW)

Dave linked the cartoon it's a reference to right below it. Pretty much the first clip in the video, so you don't have to wade too far into it if you're not into absurdist humor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:32 AM (6FeV1)

579 And guess what?
Been smoke-free since Oct!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (RU4sa)

Grats. Going cold turkey?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:33 AM (dNqv+)

580 Grats. Going cold turkey?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Yep.

And a lot of Dum-dums.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:34 AM (RU4sa)

581 587 Slapweasel?

Any comms?
Posted by: Miklos is half like the Bourbons-never forgets, always remembers at January 29, 2022 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

Seems like I saw him on a day thread today or yesterday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:34 AM (dNqv+)

582 I wander off to play a game and come back to Berserker drinking.

Seems normal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Is quota

Is PLAN

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevitch, without the Brezhnev eyebrows at January 29, 2022 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)

583 Yep.

And a lot of Dum-dums.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:34 AM (RU4sa)

I did that once for about five and a half years. Avoid being in your thirties, a dude and at a wedding and you should be ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:35 AM (dNqv+)

584 There's an old wives tale around there that if snow stays on the ground for more than 3 days, it's waiting on some more. The last did stay for over 3 days.
Posted by: publius
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The prediction for here overnight has been raised to 16 deg from 13 deg. We had maybe an inch of snow today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2022 12:35 AM (7QXdb)

585 You've got a clean house. And you've passed the addiction it's just mental.

Good show.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:37 AM (rd1BP)

586 I did that once for about five and a half years. Avoid being in your thirties, a dude and at a wedding and you should be ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I had quit for a number of years back in the 90s, then I went back in the Army in 2001, then deployed to Iraq, again, and again...

Not afraid of dying, but after watching someone die of lung cancer, I'd rather get taken out in any other way besides that.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:37 AM (RU4sa)

587 You're going to try and melt snow with sonic blasts from your amp, aren't you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 12:27 AM (SchxB)

Hmmm, might be a worthwhile experiment. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:37 AM (VwHCD)

588 Hmmm, might be a worthwhile experiment. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:37 AM (VwHCD)

Chladni plate snowman?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:38 AM (6FeV1)

589 What I'm trying to relay is this, statements like the Hitler one are designed to make you say "well that doesn't seem like a very fair God". It's designed to appeal to our vanity, to believe our wisdom and moral code could somehow surpass His.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2022 12:31 AM (dbs6Z)

The Hitler query is reflective of the way a 12 year old understands the world. It's the kind of question someone truly curious about God might explore at the *beginning* of their journey. The concepts of forgiveness and mercy are built into our tiny minds but the love that underpins them is severely clouded by our fallen existence.

Incidentally it's also something that people on a 12 year old level think will upset a practicing Christian. Because they don't understand the first thing about faith and fear.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:38 AM (dscaa)

590 Not afraid of dying, but after watching someone die of lung cancer, I'd rather get taken out in any other way besides that.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:37 AM (RU4sa)

Yeah. Cancer sucks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:39 AM (dNqv+)

591 I used Nicoret gum.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:39 AM (rd1BP)

592 >>The prediction for here overnight has been raised to 16 deg from 13 deg. We had maybe an inch of snow today.

It started snowing here off and on about noon and it's not supposed to stop until Sunday with gale force winds tomorrow. We could end up with at least 2 feet of snow.

Next idiot that whines about global warming gets it in the throat.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 12:40 AM (ZLI7S)

593 Good Night All

Have to be at trailhead at 7:30 for Saturday hike.

Blessings...

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 29, 2022 12:40 AM (7SwmH)

594 I used Nicoret gum.

Posted by: Braenyard
___

VA prescribed me tons of patches, which I still have, but they made me itch.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:40 AM (RU4sa)

595 Dave linked the cartoon it's a reference to right below it. Pretty much the first clip in the video, so you don't have to wade too far into it if you're not into absurdist humor.
~~~
Thanks

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:40 AM (IDhUW)

596 591 I used Nicoret gum.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:39 AM (rd1BP)

Vaping really worked for me. The lozenges also do the trick.

Problem is I never broke the nicotine part, just the smoking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:40 AM (dNqv+)

597 The prediction for here overnight has been raised to 16 deg from 13 deg. We had maybe an inch of snow today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Chocolate and nylons on the way.

Posted by: D. Jill from FEMA at January 29, 2022 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

598 Next idiot that whines about global warming gets it in the throat.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 12:40 AM (ZLI7S)

More snow is proof of Global Warming.

So is less snow.

So is the same amount of snow because everyone knows the amount is supposed to vary each year.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:41 AM (dscaa)

599 Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia
___

Sweet dreams, Guy.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:41 AM (RU4sa)

600 Good night Anonymous

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:41 AM (IDhUW)

601 The patch always made me overly sensitive. It works great the first couple days, but I actually found it to make the cravings worse after a while.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:41 AM (dNqv+)

602 Also, does not seem 'active' enough. Smoking is an active habit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:42 AM (dNqv+)

603 The Patch turned my wife into a mental patient. Or maybe that was me.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:42 AM (dscaa)

604 Night AGiK.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:42 AM (dNqv+)

605 509 Sweet dreams, Guy.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:41 AM (RU4sa)

Thank you SMH. They usually are.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 29, 2022 12:42 AM (7SwmH)

606 Because they don't understand the first thing about faith and fear.
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:38 AM (dscaa)
------------------

Complete surrender is the hard part.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:43 AM (rd1BP)

607 VA prescribed me tons of patches, which I still have, but they made me itch.
Posted by: SMH

"Patches, we're depending on you son.."

Posted by: Miklos Clarence-Carter at January 29, 2022 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

608 Well, I am going to hit the sack. Tired tonight, lots of wrenching got done. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2022 12:43 AM (P3gRi)

609 Late to the party so I started reading comments at #499,(don't ask) just to get the flavor of the ONT. Snowmaggedon has commenced here in my neck of the woods. I am pretty much kitted out like Berserker minus the guitar since my only musical ability is to like what I hear. SMH, good on you with the smoking, I need to quit but I keep using the excuse of life's stresses. and I really enjoy it. Anyway, happy weekend to the Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 12:44 AM (a4EWo)

610 Niters, AOP.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:44 AM (RU4sa)

611 Good night AOP

Hello Debby

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 12:45 AM (IDhUW)

612 I think that I could probably use some repenting, because I laughed way too hard at that last meme.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 12:45 AM (2+yws)

613 Patches, we're depending on you son.."

Posted by: Miklos Clarence-Carter at January 29, 2022 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)



So I told mamma I was quit Kools
But she said that was Daddy's strictest rule.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2022 12:46 AM (dbs6Z)

614 DDS!

It's 15 degrees here, but fortunately, no snow.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:46 AM (RU4sa)

615 "Patches, we're depending on you son.."
Posted by: Miklos Clarence-Carter at January 29, 2022 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

Dammit, Miklos. That is fricking cruel. Fine.

https://tinyurl.com/mryz3p4y

You can all have it in your heads too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:46 AM (dNqv+)

616 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:47 AM (dNqv+)

617 I wander off to play a game and come back to Berserker drinking.

Seems normal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:32 AM (dNqv+)

well...I closed on the old house dec 8. After that miserable move from hell I vowed to party the entire holidays. Not crazy, but maybe a couple shots worth every night, although I did get slightly ripped up a few nights when people came over. Then new years came, and I still had a small supply left, so it's the weekend. Once it's gone I'll go back to my social drinking habits.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:48 AM (VwHCD)

618 The patch always made me overly sensitive. It works great the first couple days, but I actually found it to make the cravings worse after a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-------
Same here. After about two weeks, the craving became intense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2022 12:48 AM (Cn3O7)

619 Problem is I never broke the nicotine part, just the smoking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:40 AM (dNqv+)
---------------

I thought of it as the hand to mouth habit.

The lighter, lighting up, inhaling. The gum helped with that - out of the packet, unwrap, chew.
Transferred one ritual set over to the other and then weened myself away from the smoke ritual.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:48 AM (rd1BP)

620 Damnit, the @zhang_yong1 account has been suspended.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)

621 Hmmmmm. I guess I had the wrong Patches in mind.

https://tinyurl.com/yckrvr8h

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 12:49 AM (2+yws)

622 SMH, good on you with the smoking, I need to quit but I keep using the excuse of life's stresses.
__

Whenever I had a craving, I'd grab a Dum-dum and read my Bible.
After a while, didn't need the dum-dums anymore.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:49 AM (RU4sa)

623 Then new years came, and I still had a small supply left, so it's the weekend. Once it's gone I'll go back to my social drinking habits.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 12:48 AM (VwHCD)

I burned through all the shochu (it was quite good) and just have some decentish rum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:49 AM (dNqv+)

624 And a whole lotta prayer.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:49 AM (RU4sa)

625 Well, I am going to hit the sack. Tired tonight, lots of wrenching got done. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

One could "hit" a "sack", but that would imply a level of animosity between sack-er and sack-ee, which wouldn't work, unless, well over at Pixley there was the one time...no that was another time..and not Pixley

Posted by: County Agent Hank Miklos-Kimball at January 29, 2022 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

626 Yo Debby, how did the bread come out?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)

627
And a lot of Dum-dums.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:34 AM (RU4sa)

You're definitely in the right place then!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (II3Gr)

628 I thought of it as the hand-to-mouth habit.
___

That is my biggest thing, still is.

So dum-dums are on standby.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (RU4sa)

629 The lighter, lighting up, inhaling. The gum helped with that - out of the packet, unwrap, chew.
Transferred one ritual set over to the other and then weened myself away from the smoke ritual.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:48 AM (rd1BP)

Yeah. I found one of the things since I have been trying to step back from vaping: more goes in to smoking than just the nicotine. It is also the pausing, breathing deep and not doing anything but thinking or something idle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (dNqv+)

630 I'm back. A bunch of threads ago I asked for prayers because I'm bring cyberstalked. I did the hidden camera test using my cell phone camera. I don't normally swear. I did.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (VxulZ)

631 Next idiot that whines about global warming gets it in the throat.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 12:40 AM (ZLI7S)

Yeah, had a cold snap here too... only got up to 63 tioday...

/runs out of thread giggling...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 12:52 AM (oHd/0)

632 You're definitely in the right place then!
Posted by: Insomniac
___

LOL!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:52 AM (RU4sa)

633 One could "hit" a "sack", but that would imply a level of animosity between sack-er and sack-ee, which wouldn't work, unless, well over at Pixley there was the one time...no that was another time..and not Pixley
Posted by: County Agent Hank Miklos-Kimball at January 29, 2022 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

Sacks? I tell you what, I just got a shipment in of the most beee-yootiful sacks you ever did see! And just because you're such a good neighbor, I'm a gonna let them go for just five dollars each.

Posted by: Mister Haney-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:52 AM (6FeV1)

634 One could "hit" a "sack", but that would imply a level of animosity between sack-er and sack-ee, which wouldn't work, unless, well over at Pixley there was the one time...no that was another time..and not Pixley

Posted by: County Agent Hank Miklos-Kimball at January 29, 2022 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)


So what's this I hear from the old ice cream licker that Russia's gonna sack Ukraine?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 12:52 AM (Mzdiz)

635 Vendette,

Are LEOs involved?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:52 AM (RU4sa)

636 I'll go back to my social drinking habits.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I can tell you about Socialist drinking habits.

In Socialist People's Hungary, I saw guys doing shots at 6 AM before Operating Heavy Machinery.

Posted by: Miklos seen it, didn't done it at January 29, 2022 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

637 So SMH's thing about bible meditation is quite valid even aside from the spiritual benefits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:53 AM (dNqv+)

638 Oh yeah I only saw the bread discussion after the fact. What are we making...?

I've got a levain all ready to go for some sesame semolina tomorrow. Though it's somewhat inaccurate to call it semolina since it's really durum which is very finely ground semolina and makes a nicer bread.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:53 AM (dscaa)

639 The itching thing with the patch is for real. When I tried it, the back of the shoulder was best. I wasn't a smoker, but I could dip like Chris Ledioux. I can't say any specific therapy worked. I went years many times withought it by just just quitting. Then I went back for dumb reasons.

I think, the patch is helpful because it takes one factor out. But particularly with smoking, there are other factors.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 12:53 AM (FB3c2)

640 >>So is the same amount of snow because everyone knows the amount is supposed to vary each year.

Global warming is one of the dumbest scams they've ever tried. This island has been here for thousands of years and the tide marks haven't changed other than from erosion. Miami isn't going to disappear before this place does and we aren't going anywhere.

It's snowing in New England in January. How shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 12:53 AM (ZLI7S)

641 /runs out of thread giggling...
Posted by: Romeo13
___

*sticks foot out*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:53 AM (RU4sa)

642 Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (VxulZ)

Hidden camera?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 12:54 AM (dscaa)

643 494 When I kneel before the Lord, if He says "I changed my mind, you're worthless, depart from me", I'll still say He is good and just.

I'm the piece of shit. And if God chooses to treat me how a piece of shit out to be treated, He is a great God indeed to do that.

And if He in His abundance of grace says He forgives this piece of shit, well He's a great God to do that as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2022 12:06 AM (dbs6Z)

And if God says to you, 'Do you think so little of you, my creation, made in my image, that you consider it a piece of shit? When I bade you love your neighbor as you love yourself, I also meant that you must forgive yourself, as I would have you forgive others. I also meant that you should be joyous in your own salvation as you would in the grace given to others."

Posted by: Matthew, Mark, Luke and Duck at January 29, 2022 12:54 AM (cupoy)

644 And if God says to you, 'Do you think so little of you, my creation, made in my image, that you consider it a piece of shit? When I bade you love your neighbor as you love yourself, I also meant that you must forgive yourself, as I would have you forgive others. I also meant that you should be joyous in your own salvation as you would in the grace given to others."
Posted by: Matthew, Mark, Luke and Duck
___

Duck?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:55 AM (RU4sa)

645 So dum-dums are on standby.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (RU4sa)
---------------

Carried gum with me for two years after I'g quit everything.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 12:55 AM (rd1BP)

646 Hey Miley!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:55 AM (RU4sa)

647 I'm back. A bunch of threads ago I asked for prayers because I'm bring cyberstalked. I did the hidden camera test using my cell phone camera. I don't normally swear. I did.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (VxulZ)


what ???

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 12:55 AM (V13WU)

648 Duck?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:55 AM (RU4sa)

The other evangelists always thought he was a quack.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:55 AM (6FeV1)

649 lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:56 AM (RU4sa)

650 Duck?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:55 AM (RU4sa)

I think that guy added the 'that you consider it a piece of shit?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:56 AM (dNqv+)

651 He just happened to notice an incoming Roman Missile at the moment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 12:57 AM (6FeV1)

652 Posted by: Matthew, Mark, Luke and Duck
___

Duck?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:55 AM (RU4sa)

Well, earlier we had Daffy in Les Mis... I guess he really does get around.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 12:57 AM (oHd/0)

653 Y'all are silly.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 12:57 AM (RU4sa)

654 Hey SMH!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 12:58 AM (Mzdiz)

655 SMH, for your reference on the duck comment...

https://tinyurl.com/848apn7x

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 12:58 AM (2+yws)

656 I don't think we are going to reach 1,000, unless there is a West Coast surge or something.

*********

I'll do what I can.

Posted by: sassy at January 29, 2022 12:59 AM (xSICi)

657 One of the greatest movies of all time.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 12:59 AM (2+yws)

658
One of the guys on a local "morning zoo" morning radio program could do a spot-on impression of Mr. Haney. Funniest one was a bit they did where he was selling gen-you-ine George Washington commemorative coins. They've get a beautiful engraving of Our First President on the front, and a gen-you-ine American Eagle on the back.

And you can have one or as many as you want for the low, low special price of $1 a piece.

He was selling quarters for a $1 of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 12:59 AM (Mzdiz)

659 630 I'm back. A bunch of threads ago I asked for prayers because I'm bring cyberstalked. I did the hidden camera test using my cell phone camera. I don't normally swear. I did.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (VxulZ)

Let's psaki back here, you ok?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 12:59 AM (dNqv+)

660 So what's this I hear from the old ice cream licker that Russia's gonna sack Ukraine?
Posted by: Miley,

Ukraine, like Hungary, is geographically fucked.

I taught a lot of Ukrainian college kids in easternmost Slovakia. Hundreds of thousands of Hungarians still live in western Ukraine.

Posted by: Miklos seen it, done it at January 29, 2022 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

661 what does she mean "cyberstalked" ?phone tracking ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:00 AM (V13WU)

662 SMH, for your reference on the duck comment...

https://tinyurl.com/848apn7x
Posted by: CA Token
___

lol, thanks for the ref.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 01:00 AM (RU4sa)

663 Runner, a week ago I started getting cyberstalked. There were signs that whoever it is knew my goings on inside my place. Tonight I used my cell camera to check for indications of hidden cameras and there were several.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 01:01 AM (VxulZ)

664 666

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:01 AM (V13WU)

665 666?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:01 AM (V13WU)

666 Not a Joke, U.S. Govt Takes the Official Position There Is No Food Inflation

https://tinyurl.com/yc67hpjr

Love the Baghdad Bob ref.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 01:02 AM (RU4sa)

667 Vendetta, that's terrible. Regular stalking is bad enough.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:02 AM (2+yws)

668 Runner, a week ago I started getting cyberstalked. There were signs that whoever it is knew my goings on inside my place. Tonight I used my cell camera to check for indications of hidden cameras and there were several.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 01:01 AM (VxulZ)

and you found them ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:02 AM (V13WU)

669 NOT TODAY SATAN!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 01:02 AM (RU4sa)

670 the cameras ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:03 AM (V13WU)

671 I smoke. Been known to go through an entire half pack in a single month. Not really interested in stopping at my age.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 29, 2022 01:03 AM (KATBx)

672 an ex ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:03 AM (V13WU)

673 Missed it by one! Whew!

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:03 AM (2+yws)

674 I was just sent a video of three mountain lions near Avila Beach. This is in a neighborhood I call See Canyon. My friends parents live back there. This is near Diablo Canyon too.

https://youtu.be/ZiEE5pHGCjg

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2022 01:03 AM (oeVy+)

675 Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 12:51 AM (VxulZ)

Prayers for your safety ...

Posted by: Adriane the Locality Critic ... at January 29, 2022 01:03 AM (okV1R)

676 Hey ig. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 01:04 AM (RU4sa)

677 I don't think we are going to reach 1,000, unless there is a West Coast surge or something.

*********

I'll do what I can.
Posted by: sassy

*noted*

Posted by: the Eye of 1000 Comment Sauron at January 29, 2022 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

678 Miley, Plans delayed for a day, dough is kind of percolating on the counter right now and I shall bake tomorrow morning. I know that you are going to kick my sorry Mass. ass because I did in fact go with a no knead recipe, but you won't be doing it this weekend, Massachusetts will be indisposed due to climate change. Blizzard of '78 vibes around here. tomorrow night should be an epic neighborhood drinkathon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 01:05 AM (a4EWo)

679 I can tell you about Socialist drinking habits.

In Socialist People's Hungary, I saw guys doing shots at 6 AM before Operating Heavy Machinery.

Posted by: Miklos seen it, didn't done it at January 29, 2022 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

you know, I have pulled enough all nighters for a dozen dude's lifetimes, saw parties you read about, did shit you read ab out, but I never...never got out of bed and had a drink before anything else, and never earlier than noon, even on vacation. It never happened, ever. I had a 100% perfect record until the morning I heard about OM passing. I grabbed a shot to toast him while the coffee was still brewing. I had never done that in my entire life until then.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 01:06 AM (VwHCD)

680 NOT TODAY SATAN!
Posted by: SMH

WORD

Posted by: Miklos, according to the Good News at January 29, 2022 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

681 Runner, I found them in wall hangings. Too small to see but my camera picked up the blue light they created.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 01:07 AM (VxulZ)

682 663 Runner, a week ago I started getting cyberstalked. There were signs that whoever it is knew my goings on inside my place. Tonight I used my cell camera to check for indications of hidden cameras and there were several.
Posted by: Vendette at January

Oh my gosh, how frightening.
I lose trail cameras sometimes and I go out at night and take pictures of where I think they are and the cell phone camera picks up the no glow flash. Infrared?
Is that how you found them?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2022 01:08 AM (oeVy+)

683 671 I smoke. Been known to go through an entire half pack in a single month. Not really interested in stopping at my age.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 29, 2022 01:03 AM (KATBx)

I quit 40 years ago... I was on a ship in the Navy, and had run out of Cigs, so went to my bunk, all the way at the back of the ship to get a pack.

Started going forward, checking on my guys, and by the time I got to the pointy end of the ship, guys had bummed so many Boros off me, I was out again... and I'd only smoked 3. Decided at that point I was not willing to pay for other people to smoke my cigarettes... so I quit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 01:08 AM (oHd/0)

684 Posted by: Vendette at

That is awful! Can you get rid of the cameras? Can you stop it from happening again? Can you id who set this up?

Prayers up for protection and wisdom.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 01:08 AM (IDhUW)

685 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

A man's gotta know his imbibement limitations.

Posted by: Clint Mikloswood at January 29, 2022 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

686 That was a worthy transgression Beserker. I know that I'm much more emotional but that one hit me like a friend. And I just lurk 99% of the time. Book thread was my weekly escape.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:09 AM (2+yws)

687 Heya SMH.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 29, 2022 01:09 AM (KATBx)

688 the fuck !

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:09 AM (V13WU)

689 Vendette, do you have gun?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 01:09 AM (rd1BP)

690 Do you rent, vendette?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 01:10 AM (dscaa)

691 do you know what to do ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:10 AM (V13WU)

692 The best pizza dough I ever made was a no-knead. There is nothing wrong with no-knead.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 01:11 AM (dscaa)

693 somebody broke into your place and installed frigging cameras ?!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:11 AM (V13WU)

694 >>Blizzard of '78 vibes around here. tomorrow night should be an epic neighborhood drinkathon.

My folks lived in MA then but I was in Maine. One of those strange storms when MA got hit worse than ME.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 01:11 AM (ZLI7S)

695 When did Maine become a state?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 01:12 AM (6FeV1)

696 Had a Little Caesar's Pizza yesterday - you've got to really be hungry.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 01:13 AM (rd1BP)

697 March 15, 1820

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:13 AM (2+yws)

698 Just went and checked for snow, nothing going on. Weather says we are only getting a dusting, so far they nailed it.

Fine by me, there's enough to tell it's Winter.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 29, 2022 01:13 AM (KATBx)

699 Oh, wait, was that rhetorical?

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:14 AM (2+yws)

700 I have a book called "Where is That in the Bible?" by Patrick Madrid.

Catholics read these passages in the Bible, and it leads them to infer that there is such a place as purgatory. I believe it is a great act of Mercy of God for us. Most of us will need a place to purge the world from us in order to see God face to face...

These are just the citations. Just like the term "Trinity", the word Purgatory isn't invented yet, but the first Christians took these words of Jesus to understand that there was a place of spiritual cleansing before being admitted into heaven.
Rev 21:27 - Nothing unclean shall enter it...
Mt 12:32 And whoever speaks a word against the Son of Man will be forgiven; but whoever speaks against the holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either in this age or in the age to come.

Posted by: sassy at January 29, 2022 01:14 AM (xSICi)

701 Wireless cameras have to be close to a recording device or they are using your wifi to go to a cloud?

I'd look for a receiver. For my wireless cameras I have to have a static IP or else the wireless ones won't work.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2022 01:14 AM (oeVy+)

702 Tobacco is what it is.

Without that, Old Mama's poor dirt farmer fambly would have been even mo po

I suggest suing Duke University and Duke Power.

Posted by: Miklos is OK for now in terms of drinkies and smokies at January 29, 2022 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

703 Wow! What's this thing now about trying for 1000 comments on the ONT?

Posted by: Emmie -- only 75 tickets left; or livestream at January 29, 2022 01:14 AM (6RgRK)

704 I got cut off by Pixy
*****
Mt 18:21-35 Christians can lose salvation by committing serious sin
LK 16:19-31 Lazarus and the rich man. The Rich Man intercedes (asks for) saving his brothers still on earth... so a dead person is praying for a living person
Mt 5:21-26 "Amen, I say to you, you will not be released until you have paid the last penny."
Mt 18:21-3
There are more...


Posted by: sassy at January 29, 2022 01:15 AM (xSICi)

705 Started going forward, checking on my guys, and by the time I got to the pointy end of the ship, guys had bummed so many Boros off me, I was out again... and I'd only smoked 3. Decided at that point I was not willing to pay for other people to smoke my cigarettes... so I quit.
~~~
That would do it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 01:15 AM (IDhUW)

706 March 15, 1820
Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:13 AM (2+yws)

Huh. I just always wondered about the abbreviation. MA, obviously, one of the original 13, already taken. MI, MN both taken too, but after 1820, right? So why did Maine choose ME?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 01:15 AM (6FeV1)

707 That was a worthy transgression Beserker. I know that I'm much more emotional but that one hit me like a friend. And I just lurk 99% of the time. Book thread was my weekly escape.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:09 AM (2+yws)

Well I was never much of a drinker. I CAN drink, but I don't crave alcohol, I don't have the gene, so it was always a social thing. Yeah, sometimes it was every night, but never a lot. Very rare I get smashed. So it was a kind of inside joke that I never drink before 12 noon, because I never did. On vacation I'm all about the breakfast. I hit that buffet, pile the plate and put a bacon roof on that bad boy. Then I go out for a smoke and see people drinking at 10 am by the pool..in the hot sun... and I would think dammm I don't like it enough for that. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 01:16 AM (VwHCD)

708 Oh, wait, was that rhetorical?
Posted by: CA Token

In the form of a question?

I'll allow it

Posted by: Alex Miklos-Trebek, with side-eye to Sean Connery at January 29, 2022 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

709 Think we scared Vendette away?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 01:18 AM (rd1BP)

710 That one I know! Maine didn't do that, the USPS did.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:18 AM (2+yws)

711 You can log into your router (usually 192.168.1.1, admin/admin is the default) and see what devices are connected to your wifi.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 01:18 AM (6FeV1)

712
Don't mess with Ms. Duke (of Duke Power and University fame). That bitch will kill you.

Look up Doris Duke and her interior decorator. Let's just say he was flaming. He got enough of her shit and walked out. You don't walk out on Doris Duke. She ran him over with a car.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)

713 I know that SMH is a lover of Christ and the Bible, I am too, so I am sharing. Peace friends.

Posted by: sassy at January 29, 2022 01:19 AM (xSICi)

714 admin/admin is the default


==

hey ! Thats my password !!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:19 AM (V13WU)

715 >> usually 192.168.1.1, admin/admin is the default

And this illustrates why it's a good idea to change all that from the defaults. Many, many, exploits of consumer grade routers depend on not changing the defaults.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)

716 Go to 56:05, OMG! LMFAO! Sorry I can't isolate this for you, publius!

https://tinyurl.com/2p82ecz7

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)

717 and we will hit 800 for sure....and maybe 1000. I can add a few lines..


Posted by: sassy at January 29, 2022 01:20 AM (xSICi)

718 That one I know! Maine didn't do that, the USPS did.
Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:18 AM (2+yws)

That makes a bit more sense. I can't imagine Michigan said "dibsies on MI if we ever get statehood!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 01:21 AM (6FeV1)

719 Sorry about that Vendette. I don't have the knowledge to give you advice like others Here can. My idea would be contact the police, contact a lawyer, and shut down social media. I get the irony here, but alwatys have lamented the time the net took over.

I wish I had good info, but I don't. I would just turn it off but they in this world, it doesn't solve everything. For sure make a complaint.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 01:21 AM (FB3c2)

720
Look up Doris Duke and her interior decorator. Let's just say he was flaming. He got enough of her shit and walked out. You don't walk out on Doris Duke. She ran him over with a car.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)

Seems a bit extreme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 01:21 AM (dNqv+)

721 >>That one I know! Maine didn't do that, the USPS did.

Did all of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 01:21 AM (ZLI7S)

722 711 You can log into your router (usually 192.168.1.1, admin/admin is the default) and see what devices are connected to your wifi.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 01:18 AM (6FeV1)

If the password is not admin, then it will usually be printed on the nameplate on the bottom of your router... the plate that has the model and serial number on it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 01:22 AM (oHd/0)

723 Not scared away. Just slightly freaked out. At least there are a stack of horde members nearby if I need to put out an apb for a cot or an air bed.

And yes, the cops will be hearing from me again.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 01:22 AM (VxulZ)

724 I'll take "questions regarding epistemology" for 500, Alex


*reserves right to answer with a question about questions in the form of a question*

Posted by: Socratemikoulous at January 29, 2022 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)

725 the breakfast. I hit that buffet, pile the plate and put a bacon roof on that bad boy. Then I go out for a smoke and see people drinking at 10 am by the pool..in the hot sun... and I would think dammm I don't like it enough for that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 01:16 AM (VwHCD)

I'm one of those day drinkers on vacation. I love a mimosa or a Bloody Mary but I stop. I'll have a couple after lunch on the beach and then wine with dinner.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2022 01:23 AM (oeVy+)

726 Too many alcoholics in the family to ever want to go that path. I do enjoy beer, but never more than two, and rarely even in the same week or month even. And with a friend.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:25 AM (2+yws)

727 702 Duke is woke. No way they are giving back that tobacco money. The have been grandfathered in to the cool club.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 01:25 AM (FB3c2)

728 Can a Christian Lose Their Salvation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8__OBbpZps

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 01:25 AM (RU4sa)

729 Only on my last beach vacation pre-pandemic did I day drink at the beach. I had a great time. Normally I wait patiently for 5pm. OM's passing was meritorious of day drinking.

OM
Redc1
Tami
Rick
Chavez
and we kept forgetting IBGuy (and his sister).

To Life!

Posted by: sassy at January 29, 2022 01:26 AM (xSICi)

730 Not scared away. Just slightly freaked out. At least there are a stack of horde members nearby if I need to put out an apb for a cot or an air bed.

And yes, the cops will be hearing from me again.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 01:22 AM (VxulZ)

yeah don't screw around with this, keep the cops on speed dial if you aren't armed. Any idea of who would do that?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 01:26 AM (VwHCD)

731 Someone coming inside your home and planting cameras.

Some kind of pervert.

Doberman's or German Shepard's are loving and protective and don't go crazy on their masters.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 01:26 AM (rd1BP)

732 I think this link explains the "unforgivable sin" (blasphemy against the Holy Spirit) pretty well. It matches how I see it anyway:

tinyurl.com/38zpxkz6

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 01:26 AM (dscaa)

733 Wow, that was a poorly constructed sentence. Ugh.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:26 AM (2+yws)

734 Look up Doris Duke and her interior decorator. Let's just say he was flaming. He got enough of her shit and walked out. You don't walk out on Doris Duke. She ran him over with a car.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Brought a walk to a car fight?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking ab out planting season and seed ordering at January 29, 2022 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)

735 If you're friend with Morons close by seriously consider it until this thing gets sorted out..

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 01:28 AM (rd1BP)

736 Sorry about the link, folks. It's from today's edition of The Dilley Show. I watch it on Clouthub.

I love The Dilley Show, and watch it religiously. His memers are great.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 01:28 AM (Mzdiz)

737 That one I know! Maine didn't do that, the USPS did.

Did all of them.

USPS was also instrumental in the stolen election. There is a reason they have been exempted from the vaccine mandate.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 01:29 AM (a4EWo)

738 there are network scanning apps to find devices on a network...if they are using your network ; if they are using own, that would not be useful...

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:29 AM (V13WU)

739 Can a Christian Lose Their Salvation?
***

I haven't watched your link, but I think absolutely, yes.

Look at Joe Biden (and even Nancy Pelosi). I am positive that as a young person he loved Jesus (as so many children and young people do). But he has made so many decisions to turn away from Jesus, that he is in very serious jeopardy of dying outside of God's Grace. Adam and Eve were in a state of grace and in union with God....until they weren't. Yes, I think Christians can lose salvation.

Posted by: sassy at January 29, 2022 01:31 AM (xSICi)

740 Any idea of who would do that?


==

somebody who wants to go to jail for 5 or so years

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:31 AM (V13WU)

741 Do These Verses Mean a Christian Can Lose Their Salvation? | Part II

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QbwSdyARGM

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 01:31 AM (RU4sa)

742 Tis time. This weekend is the time I get to rearrange the living room, as per the Committee directive. Got a postponement but now I have to do it.

So. For all of you who are active or have served, thank you from a very proud vet.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 29, 2022 01:31 AM (KATBx)

743 Is Once Saved Always Saved Just a License to Sin as Much as I Want to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIE5WAj2Jik

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 01:32 AM (RU4sa)

744
Here's the Daily Mail on the Doris Duke story. A book came about that recently:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-9383907

The decorator (or artistic director for her estates) got enough of her shit. He went over to her house, and they got into an intense argument. And then they left for some "meeting". He was driving, she was in the passenger seat. They got the end of the driveway, he got out to open the gate, and she slid over, and ran him down.

And got away with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)

745 I have a sense as to why I was targeted but will not get into it here. I do have a good idea of where it is coming from

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 01:33 AM (VxulZ)

746 >>Seems a bit extreme.

Here is her summer home in Newport.

https://tinyurl.com/3fywmy5p

The wealthy have a whole different concept of extreme.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 01:34 AM (ZLI7S)

747 I have a sense as to why I was targeted but will not get into it here. I do have a good idea of where it is coming from
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 01:33 AM (VxulZ)

OK

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 01:34 AM (V13WU)

748 He was driving, she was in the passenger seat. They got the end of the driveway, he got out to open the gate, and she slid over, and ran him down.

And got away with it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)

As per the story of the people run down in the parade earlier this year... Clearly it must have been an SUV, because it's always the SUVs fault!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 01:35 AM (oHd/0)

749 Vendette, prayers up for you, that is scary, another reason I don't want to leave my home, I've been here for over 30 years, I am confident there are no hidden cameras here, at least until my kids decide that Mom should be placed under observation. My little grandson is under observation at all times, reminds me of The Truman Show.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 01:35 AM (a4EWo)

750 Praying for justice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2022 01:35 AM (oeVy+)

751 For myself, I will let God sort out the Purgatory question. I am a sinner in need of God's Mercy and Grace. I put my being in God's Hands and He gives me Safety and Strength. I owe all I have to Him and although I give to Him all I've got, I am still an unprofitable servant.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 01:36 AM (IDhUW)

752 https://tinyurl.com/3fywmy5p

The wealthy have a whole different concept of extreme.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 01:34 AM (ZLI7S)

Client of Hank Med?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 01:37 AM (oHd/0)

753 Vendette, this is utterly horrifying. The thought of having people place cameras in my home to observe me freaks me the fuck out. I might murder those sob's if I ever found out who they were. Or at least try to figure out how to murder them and get away with it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)

754 I haven't watched your link, but I think absolutely, yes.
___

I disagree.

If you believe that God lives outside of our timeframe, that He knows our past, present, and yes future, that He is All-Powerful and All-Knowing, to say that we, as Christians, can catch Him off-guard and He says, "My bad, you aren't saved after all since you committed this heinous sin, so you're not saved anymore", this goes against Him being All-knowing.

Now, if you were never saved, otoh...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 01:37 AM (RU4sa)

755 In the realm of spiritual affairs, we are definitely the labor, not the management.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2022 01:38 AM (6FeV1)

756 Thank you ... That was a very good article on unforgivable sin.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:38 AM (2+yws)

757 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 01:36 AM (IDhUW)

I figure as long as I do my best to be Righteous... it's the best I can do.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 01:38 AM (oHd/0)

758 sassy, watch the videos.

Niters, y'all.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 29, 2022 01:38 AM (RU4sa)

759 Miley, Now that Columbo is not on the case you would probably get away with it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 01:40 AM (a4EWo)

760 And got away with it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Miklos planning:

[ ] Rich
[ ] Purty
[ ] Doesn't have to cook, I can cook, but nice if also
[ ] hot but crazy
[ ] extremely rich, and crazy, and rich enough to get away with shit of all and sundry kinds

Posted by: Miklos, hep a po boy out at January 29, 2022 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

761 Debby, some day you'll gird your loins and discover the pleasure of kneading living yeast.

Really not scary at all. Very elemental and earth mama. You can do this!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)

762 Good night Horde.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:40 AM (2+yws)

763 753 Vendette, this is utterly horrifying. The thought of having people place cameras in my home to observe me freaks me the fuck out. I might murder those sob's if I ever found out who they were. Or at least try to figure out how to murder them and get away with it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)

Yeah, there is a reason the Camera in my Laptop is physically disconnected. And my phone is always face DOWN on my desk. where neither camera can see anything.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 01:40 AM (oHd/0)

764 Good night ig

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 01:40 AM (IDhUW)

765 Thank you ... That was a very good article on unforgivable sin.

Posted by: CA Token at January 29, 2022 01:38 AM (2+yws)

It makes sense and I like things that make sense.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 01:41 AM (dscaa)

766 Here is her summer home in Newport.

https://tinyurl.com/3fywmy5p

The wealthy have a whole different concept of extreme.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 01:34 AM (ZLI7S)

She had a huuuge estate in Jersey. The house is something like 600 feet long and is on 2700 acres, if I remember right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 01:41 AM (VwHCD)

767 Good night CA Token

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 01:42 AM (IDhUW)

768 Miley, Now that Columbo is not on the case you would probably get away with it.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Colum...come on man

Posted by: Joey sez Mittlock at January 29, 2022 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)

769 Miklos, I'm trying to figure out exactly what you're planning - a murder or a seduction?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 01:42 AM (Mzdiz)

770
The wealthy have a whole different concept of extreme.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 01:34 AM (ZLI7S)

That's a whole level of wealth that is beyond my understanding.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2022 01:43 AM (oeVy+)

771 751 well said.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 01:43 AM (FB3c2)

772 The wealthy have a whole different concept of extreme.
Posted by: JackStraw


When I hear extreme, I think more like ...

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/headington-shark

Posted by: Adriane the Locality Critic ... at January 29, 2022 01:45 AM (okV1R)

773 Good night SMH

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 01:45 AM (IDhUW)

774 Yeah, there is a reason the Camera in my Laptop is physically disconnected. And my phone is always face DOWN on my desk. where neither camera can see anything.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 01:40 AM (oHd/0)

I cover the lenses with paper. There is nothing "smart" in my home, not even a "smart" phone.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

775 >>Client of Hank Med?

Her story is one of the manys of the uber wealthy around here. We used to fish out in front of her estate.

If you look closely at the picture I posted you can see Cliff Walk which is now a walking trail along the ocean in front of the old Newport Mansions. These people lived in a completely different world than us normals. The law didn't apply to them.

F Scott Fitgerald wrote a whole book about them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 01:45 AM (ZLI7S)

776 Hiya.

I just woke up and I read that as "The fat stripper must be cleaned out after every shit"

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2022 01:46 AM (arJlL)

777
The police chief was basically Doris' bitch, sounds like.

Nothing to see here, move along. Story said she answered just 4 official questions, in her bed, surrounded by dogs and lawyers.

The police chief rushed to the scene, and escorted Ms. Duke back inside her mansion. Then they put her in the hospital that night, where her bitch doctor would keep everyone else away for "medical reasons".

The actual evidence, which the books details, says she gunned the car at him, but he had the presence of mind to jump up on the hood of the car. She then slammed on brakes, throwing him off. That broke his hip, they think.

She then ran over him, lying there with a broken hip.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)

778 Vendette, ummm .... wow.

You live in an area lousy with people/outfits that can examine a room for everything including electronics, especially. Maybe poke around, find some PI who knows some reliable/independent tech people who can not just find everything, but also analyze methods, which may imply sources/responsibility.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2022 01:46 AM (OTzUX)

779 For this is the will of my Father, that everyone who looks on the Son and believes in him should have eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day.
----------------

Surrender

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 01:46 AM (rd1BP)

780 That's a whole level of wealth that is beyond my understanding.
Posted by: CaliGirl


That's what watching Downton Abbey is for ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Locality Critic ... at January 29, 2022 01:46 AM (okV1R)

781 Yeah, there is a reason the Camera in my Laptop is physically disconnected. And my phone is always face DOWN on my desk. where neither camera can see anything.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2022 01:40 AM (oHd/0)

Mine is always in my back pocket. Its my way of saying they can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 01:47 AM (VwHCD)

782 737- yes. mail in ballots from republican precincts were trashed. Do not rely on your vote to get there if you are a republican.

Posted by: vivi at January 29, 2022 01:47 AM (33kEg)

783 Miklos, I'm trying to figure out exactly what you're planning - a murder or a seduction?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Lol, yep.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 01:47 AM (IDhUW)

784 Siamese kitter on my head can detect coof fever?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 29, 2022 01:49 AM (n/szn)

785 And - contact Sharyl Attkisson.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2022 01:49 AM (OTzUX)

786 >>That's a whole level of wealth that is beyond my understanding.

They lived like gods.

It's hard to believe people lived in homes like that let alone that they were summer homes.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 01:50 AM (ZLI7S)

787 I just woke up and I read that as "The fat stripper must be cleaned out after every shit"
Posted by: JT


Toto:
https://www.toto.com/en/washletplus/

FTW!

Posted by: Adriane the Locality Critic ... at January 29, 2022 01:52 AM (okV1R)

788 The wealthy have a whole different concept of extreme.

Posted by: JackStraw


With Extreme Prejudice

Posted by: if Miklos were King Miklos for a Day at January 29, 2022 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

789 SMH, Goodnight, thanks for your service and more importantly, your spirituality, you might just save a wretch like me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 01:52 AM (a4EWo)

790 They lived like gods.

Not us! That was The Lodges...

Posted by: The Cabots ... at January 29, 2022 01:53 AM (okV1R)

791 Miklos, I'm trying to figure out exactly what you're planning - a murder or a seduction?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Either, both, and/or a best-selling novel

Posted by: If only Miklos would tell at January 29, 2022 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

792 Hey Kestrel, I am not ignoring you, how are you doing?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 01:55 AM (a4EWo)

793 I'm going to pray for every one of you morons.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 01:55 AM (Mzdiz)

794 If I rely on my righteousness to stand before God, I will fail every day, all day long. With Jesus as my Righteousness, I can stand before God. My natural fear is that God will leave me because of my sin, but He has promised to never forsake me. And I trust Him.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 01:56 AM (IDhUW)

795
When I was a kid, the used to refer to all of Duke Power's equipment as "Old Lady Duke's" Or Mrs. Duke's.

When I was a young teenager, first learning how to drive a tractor and plow good, I sort of nicked a power pole in a field once. My father told me to watch out, Old Lady Duke won't like you knocking over her poles.

Boy, he was right. Bitch would've killed me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)

796 I was talking to red's friend in Cali. Not only is he being stalked by crazy lefties, he's got junkies shooting up in the alley behind his house. Let's hope the holy spirit moves him to release whatever he has to in order to get out of that fucking place.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)

797 I know this thread is wearing out now, but thanks for listening to me and for your support.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 01:59 AM (VxulZ)

798 I'm going to pray for every one of you morons.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Send Old Crazy Mama a nickel's worth

Posted by: Miklos at January 29, 2022 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

799
Duke Power is "Duke Energy" now. I don't know why they changed it, must sound more sophisticated. I still call it the former. They tell me that dates me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:00 AM (Mzdiz)

800 Greetings from Pacific Standard Time zone!

Skimmed tonight's content and comments, wow.

It ain't getting any better out there, is it? smh

Prayers up for all Morons!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 02:01 AM (dB4Iz)

801 I've said before that this is a place where if I put out a need for help people would jump on airplanes to get here.

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 02:01 AM (VxulZ)

802
It's hard to believe people lived in homes like that let alone that they were summer homes.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29,

It's like Hearst Castle that was a vacation home. They flit from home to home and say thing like where do you summer.

My wealthy friends have beach houses and lake houses, they are really nice but I wouldn't call them mansions. My dream was always a winter place in the desert on a golf course. I don't think that's going to happen.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2022 02:01 AM (oeVy+)

803 >>Not us! That was The Lodges...

John Forbes Kerry.

Naushon Island.

It's a small club not a big one. And we aren't in it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 02:01 AM (ZLI7S)

804 793 I'm going to pray for every one of you morons.
~~~
Thank you Miley. I appreciate it.

Debby, I'm good. Contemplative tonight. Should go watch something fun.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 02:01 AM (IDhUW)

805 They tell me that dates me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

But you said not to date girls named Duke.

Posted by: Miklos thinks Daisy Duke would be quite acceptable at January 29, 2022 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)

806 You must have a real masochistic streak to continue living in California.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 02:04 AM (a4EWo)

807 Six weeks since my last weed (edibles). I'm not giving it up for good, but I want to actually test negative for THC which I haven't been able to do in 20 years, and it's likely to take another 6 weeks. It's actually not hard. It's that I actually like being stoned. Not being stoned is not painful/difficult/etc. Tobacco is way more pernicious than marijuana.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 02:04 AM (KAi1n)

808 Vendette, there are womens law organizations. might be of help.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2022 02:04 AM (V13WU)

809 It ain't getting any better out there, is it? smh

Prayers up for all Morons!
Posted by: JQ

Closer to 1000

Posted by: Devious lil' Miklos at January 29, 2022 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)

810 I know this thread is wearing out now, but thanks for listening to me and for your support.
Posted by: Vendette at

Do what you need to do to protect yourself. Get rid of the wall hangings. A dog is a good idea. Let us know if we can help.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 02:05 AM (IDhUW)

811 True Story, I promise: One year, a group of Clempson Cow Collidge eee-lectric injuneering gradu8s decided to apply to Duke Power. So did a similar Gamecock group of eee-electris injuns.

Mrs. Duke said, all right boys, I'm gonna have a contest and which every one of y'all wins, I'm a gonna hire. They said yes ma'am. She told 'em I want you boys to go out tomorrow and start layin' poles. Y'all's eee-letric injuns, so you should know what to do. The group that sets the most poles wins.

So they went at it. The Gamecock boys come back at the end of the day and tell Mrs. Duke that they done set 20 poles.....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)

812 ... a few hours later, after dark, the Clempson ee-letric injuns come dragging in to Mrs. Duke, all dirty, muddy, and sweaty and just plumb worn out.

Mrs. Duke says, well, how many poles did y'all boys set? They reply, we set two, ma'am. She says, well shit boys, them Gamecocks set 20!

The Clempson boys said, yeah that did, but did you see how much of them 20 poles them stupid Gamecocks left stickin' out of the ground!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:09 AM (Mzdiz)

813 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:09 AM (Mzdiz

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 02:13 AM (IDhUW)

814 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

*reconsiders application to Clempsom Project Management Program*

*maybe the Citadel*

*waits for Citadel/Clempson joke*

Posted by: Miklos, a Gamecock alumnus in a kinda way at January 29, 2022 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)

815 Send Old Crazy Mama a nickel's worth

Posted by: Miklos at January 29, 2022 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)

You betcha! Hey, I still have some creamed corn for her, if'n you wanna come and fetch it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 02:13 AM (Mzdiz)

816 Vendette, I'd help, but I failed Urban Stalking 101.

Now, stalking a deer, ground-hunting a turkey, tracking wounded game, those I can do, and do well. But tracking down mysterious blue lights with a cel phone, that's outta my league. So, follow rhomboid's advice, and call in the local techies to do their tech thing, and give you the low down on products, processes, methods and whatever they might turn up in way of motivation or means.

Meanwhile, get your local Horde to rally to the cause of securing you and yours. Pronto!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2022 02:14 AM (QzJWU)

817 807 the weed argument is hard to get my head around. We both know in our day weed was deminized. I do know petty crim is through the roof, while pot goes further mainstream.

The libertarian-conservative part of me says leave people alone. But as smokers are ostracized, pot is a standard smell in the wrong areas.

I find it odd that the Left defends pot and hates tobacco. I won't say conservatives defend tobacco, as that is not true any more. Even when they did they were defending farmers, constituents. What I don't get is hoe The Left despises vaping. It came from their own people, there own voters are the users, but they hate it with the passion of a thousand Suns.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 02:15 AM (slg0w)

818 That's what watching Downton Abbey is for ...
: -))

I've never watched this. I should try it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 02:15 AM (IDhUW)

819 My wealthy friends have beach houses and lake houses, they are really nice but I wouldn't call them mansions. My dream was always a winter place in the desert on a golf course. I don't think that's going to happen.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Powerball=

Mar-a-Miklos

Classy, luxurious, that I can tell you

Posted by: Miklos like you wouldn't believe at January 29, 2022 02:17 AM (QzkSJ)

820 SF Goth, I have no connections here in SC and it's breaking my heart. It's been years, I tell ya.

Publius, being such an upright Christian, doesn't know any stoners. My brother works in a fast food joint that reeks of weed, but doesn't dare try to get a connection. They're treacherous bastards there. One old black granny threatened to send someone to beat him up. She don't like white boys.

Yeah, he works with a bunch of broken people. As they get boostered, they get crazier.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)

821 Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2022 02:18 AM (QzJWU)

822 >>My wealthy friends have beach houses and lake houses, they are really nice but I wouldn't call them mansions. My dream was always a winter place in the desert on a golf course. I don't think that's going to happen.

I got to play in that game cause I played some of the sports but I was always the public school kid. And as nice as they could be it was always clear I wasn't one of them.

Old money is not something you ever break into and they truly live in a completely different world.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 02:18 AM (ZLI7S)

823 New Cat is adapting very well to being indoors, at least for overnights. He has stolen my favorite chair! *sigh* A year's worth of coaxing and befriending has paid off.

There's another stray that hangs around now, but he is an intact male-- sprays everything!-- so will not be allowed indoors. Not sure we can take on TWO furballs, so we (and neigbors) are seeking a home for him.

If we could afford it, and hubby would allow, I would get 2nd Cat neutered and adopt him as well. Alas, it's not going to happen. He's friendly, so has a good chance. Neighbor has some friends coming over tomorrow to check him out. *fingers crossed!*

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 02:18 AM (dB4Iz)

824 In so.e ways politics is similar to rooting for a sports team. Their team supports x,y, and Z, so we have to support the opposite. There are many examples I don't need to explain. The situation in the M.E. is one for sure

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 02:18 AM (slg0w)

825
That joke has been told many times, and it can go either way. Me, being a Clempson gradu8, for diplomatic purposes, I told it my own self as the butt.

Seriously, in my younger days, the Clempson-Carolina jokes were told all the time. Nowadays, not much at all. Must not want to trigger people or something. Everybody's been pussified.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)

826 Re vaping.

TPTB set out to demonized tobacco. Capitalism found a work around. TPTB are throwing a hissy fit.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 02:20 AM (IDhUW)

827 Good night Jim

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 02:23 AM (IDhUW)

828 Good night, Jim.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)

829 I am not necessarily Anto pot. But there are societal things that come from that in certain living environments. Smoking in this country is at a low, and anyone hat is good. Federally, pot is still illegal and smoking is not. My guess would s today more support pot than cigs. It is just weird to me. Where are a Biden on this? Where is Youngkin since Noetham legalized the use?

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 02:24 AM (slg0w)

830 Sorry for the typos. I normally have them but this cell phone makes it worse.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 02:26 AM (slg0w)

831 I have no connections here in SC and it's breaking my heart. It's been years, I tell ya.

Publius, being such an upright Christian, doesn't know any stoners. My brother works in a fast food joint that reeks of weed, but doesn't dare try to get a connection. They're treacherous bastards there. One old black granny threatened to send someone to beat him up. She don't like white boys.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


SNORT

Posted by: not Miklos at January 29, 2022 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

832 It's just plain dumb to have pot be such a big deal.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 02:28 AM (Mzdiz)

833 Some lifts, they do change the pinion angle. On these Jeeps with full-time 4-wheel drive, apparently the CV joint on the axle end of the front driveshaft can develop a vibration if the vehicle is lifted. And sometimes, not. If it does, the fix is to use a shaft with two Cardan joints.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If ya use a Carnac joint, it'll tell ya what ya get if ya dent your bucky.

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2022 02:28 AM (arJlL)

834 Do not believe a word Miley says.

I think she and Publius are still living in sin.

Posted by: Miklos the Deacon and PRAISING at January 29, 2022 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

835 Don't snort at me, not Miklos. I feel quite put out at having clean pee at my age, when I don't even have to pass any drug tests.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 02:29 AM (Mzdiz)

836 Pot. Meh. Smoked plenty in my pre-29 years but then one day, didn't enjoy it anymore.

Haven't tried edibles yet. Some day, when I drive to a blue hellhole, will check out the "legal" stuff. Maybe.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 02:30 AM (dB4Iz)

837 I think she and Publius are still living in sin.

Posted by: Miklos the Deacon and PRAISING at January 29, 2022 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

Well, that's true. I haven't made an honest man of him yet.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 02:31 AM (Mzdiz)

838 Lori Lightfoot could star in a Beetlejuice reboot.

Posted by: Furbetta at January 29, 2022 02:31 AM (LHFlB)

839
I've been called a heathen. Ain't been in a church, funerals and such aside, in more than a few moons.

And I did know some stoners, some of 'em dead now, and some of 'em possibly still but maybe not. Just don't like to ask questions like that without knowing for sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:31 AM (Mzdiz)

840 It's just plain dumb to have pot be such a big deal.
Posted by: Miley

I have a new and improved old fashioned pot.

Hungarian bogracs.

What they do is, they put it over a fire and cook things.

Posted by: Miklos with 13 liter bogracs at January 29, 2022 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

841 Well, that's true. I haven't made an honest man of him yet.
Posted by: Miley

South kackalacky got laws about that

Posted by: Common Law Miklos at January 29, 2022 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

842 People don't seek the emergency room on pot, they are content enough to sit home and not worry about anything. I think it is seriously underused in nursing homes and hospice homes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 02:35 AM (a4EWo)

843 Imagine a Miley and publius wedding, open invitation to the horde..

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 02:36 AM (VxulZ)

844 Don't snort at me, not Miklos. I feel quite put out at having clean pee at my age, when I don't even have to pass any drug tests.
Posted by: Miley

Sorry, the snort was due to my central SC pollen allergies

Posted by: Miklos still rejoicing on the banks of the Saluda (well, just the one bank) at January 29, 2022 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

845 JQ ~ good luck with your cat adoption.

Quint ~ don't worry about your typos

Not Miklos ~ I think we established that we are all living in sin

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 02:37 AM (IDhUW)

846 After I burn all the heretics I see
The heretics won't bother me
Gonna build me a pyre
And burn all the heretics I see

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 28, 2022 11:58 PM (II3Gr)

I'm sensing a blues tune in the key of A, or maybe a country tune in the key of G.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hint: Garrett Morris

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2022 02:38 AM (arJlL)

847 832, I am no abolitionist. I think there is a time and place, like on your own property. The thing about pot I always found interesting is the most strident defenders always say it causes no harm and is not addictive. But we hav seen many athletes give up lucrative careers over pot. We have seen many in the media, including Joe Rogan that defend it over anything. My guess is there is a cost, just like tobacco and booze. It would be better to admit it is addictive, there are risks, and go from there.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 02:39 AM (slg0w)

848 Crazy Old Mama (who is crazy) says she would like some mj.

Wish it was legal here, wish I could get her some.

I think it would help.

Posted by: Miklos, not as naive as one might think at January 29, 2022 02:40 AM (QzkSJ)

849 Vendette--

Saw your earlier post re: spysh!t. Omg-- I'd be freaking tf out--

Don't know what device(s) you use for intertubenets, but how certain can you be that there's not a keylogger installed also?

Hope you stay safe, and get rid of the bugs!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 02:41 AM (dB4Iz)

850 Good night, Horde, I gots me bread to bake in the morning. The wind is howling outside, nothing like sleeping during a good blizzard.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 29, 2022 02:41 AM (a4EWo)

851 Hint: Garrett Morris
Posted by: JT

Hint for the hard of hearing

GARRETT MORRIS

Posted by: Miklos, nodding along at January 29, 2022 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)

852
I had to promise Miley I wouldn't be like this ol' boy I know and grew up with. Let's say he was the shy type and didn't like to be in crowds, much less front and center. When he finally got married, well, it was a hoot.

It was an outdoor affair, in front of his granddaddy's old barn. I was gonna joke with him before he tied the knot, but when I saw the look on his face, I decided I better not say anything. Condemned men being led to the gallows looked more cheerful.

He stood at the altar with his hands in his pockets and his head hanging down. After it was over, and they had the reception (BBQ, and good, too), he just disappeared. The photographer need the groom for pictures. He had run off and hid.

His now wife bellowed out "Where's my husband!" He showed back up quick.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:42 AM (Mzdiz)

853 Thanks grey box friends

I appreciate you

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 29, 2022 02:42 AM (IDhUW)

854 I've seen Mikos do that, with gulyas.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 02:43 AM (Mzdiz)

855 Miklos, not Mikos.

Yeah, publius, I know you won't ask anyone. So I won't be able to get high ever again.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)

856 >>It would be better to admit it is addictive, there are risks, and go from there.

I smoked both cigarettes and weed starting in my teens. There is no comparison.

Nicotine is much more addictive. Not even close.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 02:44 AM (ZLI7S)

857 825 You are a Clempson graduate?

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 02:45 AM (slg0w)

858 >> You are a Clempson graduate?

Yes I are. We're easily identified by the ring when we're picking our noses, as another old joke goes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:46 AM (Mzdiz)

859
Looks like I'm gonna have to start asking some of them questions....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)

860 Imagine a Miley and publius wedding, open invitation to the horde..

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 02:36 AM (VxulZ)

Theoretically, it would be a hoot. Pitched tents full of morons, as far as the eye can see (wherever there aren't fire ant hills). This field is maybe 25 acres, isn't it, hon? Maybe less. I don't know how much is forest.

But frankly, I abhor wedding planning. We'll do something here, with publius' parents, my brother, and the preacher. Sparkling cider and cake afterwards.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)

861 I find it odd that the Left defends pot and hates tobacco.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 02:15 AM (slg0w)

Do not try to make sense of anything the Left says or does. Just bear two things in mind:

1. The Left's native language is lies.
2. Everything the Left says and does is about retaining/attaining power.

Forget trying to comprehend anything beyond 1 and 2. It's a recipe for insanity.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2022 02:48 AM (dscaa)

862 "New Cat is adapting very well to being indoors, at least for overnights. He has stolen my favorite chair! *sigh* A year's worth of coaxing and befriending has paid off."

JQ, good on you!

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 02:49 AM (KAi1n)

863
Well, finding pot is not as bad as ivermectin. Much less jail time if caught, too. Same could be said for heroin, I imagine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)

864 856 I believe you but I doubt it in general. So many NFL players have lost their careers to it. Entire grass roots polical organizations have been going on for decades and getting stronger. All I am saying is there is a reason for this. They care a lot about it. Maybe that is not addiction. I just did ND it weird advocates say it is safe and non addicting. Crap, you can't say that about Oreos.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 02:51 AM (slg0w)

865 I've seen Mikos do that, with gulyas.
Posted by: Miley

Sorry, and I still feel bad about it.

That was crap.

I now have all necessaries, perfect and proper.

And I mean every kibaszott thing.

Posted by: Miklos, promising to be better *terms and limitations may apply at January 29, 2022 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)

866 I do not want to have my life governed by standards applicable to people who cannot manage their lives without significant outside assistance.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 02:54 AM (KAi1n)

867 858 no worries. I am an Aggie. Our jokes have filled many books.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 02:54 AM (slg0w)

868 Yeah, publius, I know you won't ask anyone. So I won't be able to get high ever again.
Posted by: Miley

Typical evening chez Publius and Miley-

https://tinyurl.com/38n58vxp

Posted by: Miklos filmed and recorded this at January 29, 2022 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)

869 But frankly, I abhor wedding planning.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

We adore wedding crashing.

Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of at least half of the Horde at January 29, 2022 02:59 AM (QzkSJ)

870 Sorry, I can't quote, but Miley, you know we'd bring the highest quality val-u-rite

Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2022 03:01 AM (VxulZ)

871 Nonsense, Miklos - it was fun to watch you cook over the fire, and delicious eating. But if you want to try and top it, maybe we can get a nice fire going out front by the sand dune. Ladyl might be coming to visit in April. You wanna feed her, too?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:01 AM (Mzdiz)

872 866, agreed. My problem is the cities, and built up areas. Even a big L Libertarian would say there rights end when they cause harm to others. I'm your own home, smoke away. Then again the Dems have had the White House for most of the last thirty years. Why have they not federally legalized it.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 03:01 AM (slg0w)

873 Typical evening chez Publius and Miley-

Sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AXkfhqvO44

Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of at least half of a majority of he Horde at January 29, 2022 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)

874 >>I believe you but I doubt it in general. So many NFL players have lost their careers to it. Entire grass roots polical organizations have been going on for decades and getting stronger. All I am saying is there is a reason for this. They care a lot about it. Maybe that is not addiction. I just did ND it weird advocates say it is safe and non addicting. Crap, you can't say that about Oreos.

I played ball into college but that's where my talent, as it was, ended. But I was around a lot of guys who were far better and what most of them had in common was that they were morons. Not the good kind. That was their underlying trait not an addiction issue.

The worst thing about the cigarette vs weed argument is that most people who argue about it have zero experience with either.

You give young guys from largely poor to middle class backgrounds gazillions of dollars and they are going to young guy stuff, particularly when they are rock stars. Drugs and girls and rock and roll is a by product not the cause.

Can you imagine going from the projects to making millions a year and being treated as a rock star in 5 minutes? The addiction is the lifestyle not weed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2022 03:04 AM (ZLI7S)

875 Well, finding pot is not as bad as ivermectin. Much less jail time if caught, too. Same could be said for heroin, I imagine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Yes, but not morphine; that's not sched 1.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 03:04 AM (KAi1n)

876 Vendette, I know I could depend on the Horde to bring the val-u-rite and the hobos for grilling!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:05 AM (Mzdiz)

877
Yes, Miklos, that was good stuff what you cooked. If that was the low end, I really look forward to the high, cause that's gonna be some good eatin' shore 'nuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)

878 Forget trying to comprehend anything beyond 1 and 2. It's a recipe for insanity.
Posted by: ...

As above, so on yo head

Posted by: Ancient Philosopher Tirus Ironicus at January 29, 2022 03:07 AM (QzkSJ)

879 >> Typical evening chez Publius and Miley-

How about this:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=zYY6Q4nRTS4

The voice of Liza there is Rita Moreno, no joke.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)

880 Does Pixy post on Saturday mornings?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:09 AM (Mzdiz)

881 Ladyl might be coming to visit in April. You wanna feed her, too?
Posted by: Miley

The authentic pot can do 13 liters, I would say maybe 4 gallons.

Some girls can eat, though...

Posted by: Miklos is suspicious of girls who eat rabbit food only at January 29, 2022 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

882 Pixy posts every day (that ends in "y"). So not on Lunes, Martes, Miercoles, Jueves....

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 03:11 AM (KAi1n)

883
If you look close enough, you'll see Dear Henry has a Clempson ring, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 03:12 AM (Mzdiz)

884 "The thing about pot I always found interesting is the most strident defenders always say it causes no harm and is not addictive."

I am a most strident defender but I do not say it causes no harm and is not addictive. I say that about *me*.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 03:14 AM (KAi1n)

885 I was invited to a wedding years ago. Bride and groom both friends of mine. When I asked the bride how they met, she looked at me incredulously -- don't you remember you're the reason we met?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 03:17 AM (KAi1n)

886 How about this:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=zYY6Q4nRTS4

The voice of Liza there is Rita Moreno, no joke.
Posted by: publius

Ha!

There is a Hungarian folk song about that

But then I would have to try to explain "locsolas"

Posted by: Miklos the reproductive anthropologist at January 29, 2022 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)

887 Just finished a Medical Marijuana store here, it's a scam between government and pot users.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2022 03:18 AM (2JoB8)

888 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2022 03:18 AM (sAmhv)

889 Does Pixy post on Saturday mornings?
Posted by: Miley

Pixy doeth as Pixy doth

Posted by: Mikloth at January 29, 2022 03:19 AM (QzkSJ)

890 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at January 29, 2022 03:19 AM (arJlL)

891 But didn't Pxy say one day/night is Q&A?

Posted by: Mikloth at January 29, 2022 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)

892 Just finished a Medical Marijuana store here, it's a scam between government and pot users.
Posted by: Skip

Waffles, dude.

I mean, like, look at this waffle

WHOAH

Posted by: Miklos still recommends Mammy's in Myrtle Beach at January 29, 2022 03:23 AM (QzkSJ)

893 I remember when pot smelled like... pot... and not some skunky, chemically-enhanced shite.

One could open the bag and *sniff* and tell the difference between ditchweed, Columbian, Redbud, &etc...

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:26 AM (dB4Iz)

894 Not seeing 100 here, people

Posted by: ONT Hall Monitor Karen, stay safe! at January 29, 2022 03:26 AM (QzkSJ)

895 Is needfull?

Posted by: random Macedonian at January 29, 2022 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)

896 SFGoth, fair.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 03:28 AM (slg0w)

897 Is also now needful?

Posted by: random Macedonian #2 at January 29, 2022 03:29 AM (QzkSJ)

898 Columbian. 30 bucks an ounce in 1977.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:29 AM (Mzdiz)

899 Is also now remaining needfulness?

Posted by: random Macedonian #27 at January 29, 2022 03:29 AM (QzkSJ)

900 Probly won't make 1k before pixy posts. Oh, well. We gave it a shot, eh?

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:29 AM (dB4Iz)

901 Is needful remaningings?

Posted by: random Macedonian #627 at January 29, 2022 03:30 AM (QzkSJ)

902 Bought a 1/4lb for $75... back in the day. A bit much, but it was bad assed!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:31 AM (dB4Iz)

903 Columbian. 30 bucks an ounce in 1977.
Posted by: Miley

Dawlin', I was in Nawlins

Yu ovrpd

Posted by: random Miklos #627 at January 29, 2022 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)

904
We're 9 out of 10, and that's okay. Much better than 2 out of three, which we all know, ain't bad. Especially Jack Nicholson:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=VakU20APPdw

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 03:32 AM (Mzdiz)

905 Save the bales!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:32 AM (dB4Iz)

906 A thing is good, to the extent that it fulfills its natural function.

Posted by: Socrates, AKA Miklos, applying this principle to the ONT at January 29, 2022 03:34 AM (QzkSJ)

907 889 Does Pixy post on Saturday mornings?
Posted by: Miley
------------------------

Pixy take questions from commoners on Sat mornings and answers them on Sun. iirc.

g'night all, enjoyed the conversations and glad y'all cleared the air on the pot smoking.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 03:34 AM (rd1BP)

908 Back in the day... neighbor was selling homegrown oz's for $5. Not bad! No headaches, but not super-potent.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:35 AM (dB4Iz)

909 I remember the time I tried some Hawaiian. Guy sold it by the gram, like hash. It was two hundred/oz. The mind boggled in 1977.

When I was in high school, we used pool our money to buy nickel bags and it lasted Friday, Saturday, and Sunday afternoon for a run to the Big Apple.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:36 AM (Mzdiz)

910 Dawlin', I was in Nawlins

Yu ovrpd

Posted by: random Miklos #627 at January 29, 2022 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)

Babe, I was in New Hampshire. Beggars can't be choosers.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:37 AM (Mzdiz)

911 g'night all, enjoyed the conversations and glad y'all cleared the air on the pot smoking.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 03:34 AM (rd1BP)

ISWYDT. Good night!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:39 AM (Mzdiz)

912 Once upon a time, Late 80's, bought some "big island bud"--

Was about the size of my pinky finger, cost $50. (!!!) was probably 2 grams?

Got me and about 10 others Completely Broiled, and there was a tiny bit left over.

Heh.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:39 AM (dB4Iz)

913 If we were to share our high school stoner adventures, we could hit 1000, betcha.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:40 AM (Mzdiz)

914 I haven't smoked the mj for at least 30 years

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:41 AM (dB4Iz)

915 Babe, I was in New Hampshire. Beggars can't be choosers.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

I was referring to okra.

OKRA

Posted by: Miklos, with a tip o' ye cap to Bob from NSAFBI at January 29, 2022 03:41 AM (QzkSJ)

916 The first time I got high, I was 16. It was at the Old North Lighthouse on Block Island. Back then, you could stumble around in the dunes to pee. Nowadays they've got that beach fencing up everywhere.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:42 AM (Mzdiz)

917
I was referring to okra.

OKRA

Posted by: Miklos, with a tip o' ye cap to Bob from NSAFBI at January 29, 2022 03:41 AM (QzkSJ)

It's always the okra with you.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)

918 Dems will never federally legalize it. Maybe in a close presidential election, as a last ditch effort. Right now it helps them in local campaigns to get out the non voters. It is interesting it played no role in VA. My guess is this isn't on Youngkin's radar. The Dems use it when it helps them in local and state races. But where is Biden? C'mon Man! He has to have a view and fake anecdote

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 03:43 AM (slg0w)

919 I did not try weed until July after I'd gradumacated from high school.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 03:43 AM (KAi1n)

920 I was recalling one time when my roommate's sister came to visit, and she brought a bag of mushrooms with her. They left it on the kitchen table and went out back to look at the garden.

Meanwhile, my cat Taz jumps up on the table and starts chewing on one of the stems. I missed this, since I was at work, but she told me he was pretty weird for awhile.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:46 AM (Mzdiz)

921 Back then, you could stumble around in the dunes to pee. Nowadays they've got that beach fencing up everywhere.
Posted by: Miley

So pee on the beach fencing

*easier for guys*

Posted by: Miklos remembers when beer on the beach was more mandatory than prohibited at January 29, 2022 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)

922 I've never tried weed. I recall a background investigation in the USAF where I argued with the investigator about it. He didn't believe me. He kept threatening that they will find out if I did. I shrugged. I knew how boring I was growing up. They didn't find anything of course. I never smoked it. Don't care if others smoke the stuff I just never had the desire.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2022 03:47 AM (sAmhv)

923 Don't

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:47 AM (Mzdiz)

924 Get

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:47 AM (Mzdiz)

925 The

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:47 AM (Mzdiz)

926 Cat

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:48 AM (Mzdiz)

927 Former job, had to "random"ly pee in a cup. Haven't set foot on company property for almost a year, formally retired in September '21... still haven't gotten stoned.

Even 10 years ago, thought the first thing I'd do upon leaving the job: "bong hit and a line!"

But, no. No no no. Did I grow up, or did I actually die?

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:48 AM (dB4Iz)

928 High

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:48 AM (Mzdiz)

929 OKRA

Posted by: Miklos, with a tip o' ye cap to Bob from NSAFBI at January 29, 2022 03:41 AM (QzkSJ)

It's always the okra with you.
Posted by: Miley

OKRA is now under supreme control of SMERSH

Posted by: Miklosov Napoleon Solo at January 29, 2022 03:48 AM (QzkSJ)

930 Miley talking about pot with a hash of "mzdiz"

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 03:50 AM (KAi1n)

931 But, no. No no no. Did I grow up, or did I actually die?

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:48 AM (dB4Iz)

Do you feel dead inside?

Don't you just want to be NAUGHTY sometimes, just for the hell of it?

I do. I don't think I'll ever grow out of it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:50 AM (Mzdiz)

932 High
Posted by: Miley

We got some pet gerbils stoned once.

Released them in the dining hall

(recollected them safe and sound and still stoned)

Posted by: Miklos did shit like that with, among others, the actor D. B. Sweeney at January 29, 2022 03:51 AM (QzkSJ)

933 JQ, line of what?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 03:51 AM (KAi1n)

934 Had a cat that looooved the smell of pot. She'd lean in and inhale deeply of The Joint.

And then go nutso around the apartment, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:51 AM (dB4Iz)

935 I may have to drive to Richmond. My Bil and Sil can hook me up.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:51 AM (Mzdiz)

936 Miley talking about pot with a hash of "mzdiz"

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 03:50 AM (KAi1n)

I know, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:52 AM (Mzdiz)

937 Miley talking about pot with a hash of "mzdiz"
Posted by: SFGoth

You begin to see

Posted by: Miklos with a hash bestowed by the Jesuits at January 29, 2022 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)

938 (recollected them safe and sound and still stoned)

Posted by: Miklos did shit like that with, among others, the actor D. B. Sweeney at January 29, 2022 03:51 AM (QzkSJ)

I gave my cat some shotguns when he was getting upset in the car. It was a long drive. It helped.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:53 AM (Mzdiz)

939 "Do you feel dead inside?
Don't you just want to be NAUGHTY sometimes, just for the hell of it?"

Miley, I don't feel dead. I sometimes think about IT but then think "nah. not today."

I dunno. It was fun back then but I could never MAINTAIN when I was stuh-ohn-ned... meh.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:54 AM (dB4Iz)

940 Although I liked the hash SC State Parks gave me-PnisU or somesuch

Posted by: Miklos thinks there is an AoS has Hall of Fame some virtual where at January 29, 2022 03:55 AM (QzkSJ)

941 You know, Miklos, you could get some Delta 8 gummies for Old Mama. Try a half to start. Might help.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 03:55 AM (Mzdiz)

942 There is a dip with weed called Cannadips. They sell it with just CBD in most areas. They charge a ton and I am not sold on CBD. If people love it, good, but you are paying up. My guess is one day they will have Copenhagen with THC. It already will make most sit down. And some puke.

Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 03:59 AM (slg0w)

943 G'night folks. My sober-ass self is going to bed. Be good. And JQ, don't waste your time with coke. Most underwhelming drug experience I've ever had.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 03:59 AM (KAi1n)

944 Hubby was reaaallllly sick last spring-- not eating, was vomiting, etc-- we knew he was on the edge of death and needed SOME nutrition, but he had no appetite.

Friends brought some edibles.

MUNCHIES FOR THE WIN!!! His appetite recovered slowly, but he was finally *hungry* and able to keep food down...

I truly believe it saved his life.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 04:01 AM (dB4Iz)

945 No worries, SFGoth! No desire to do 'the line'!!!

Good night to you, and thanks for chatting.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 04:03 AM (dB4Iz)

946 Uh, Pixy nooded, in case anyone is still awake.

Posted by: lurk at January 29, 2022 04:09 AM (MIODZ)

947 I dunno. It was fun back then but I could never MAINTAIN when I was stuh-ohn-ned... meh.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 03:54 AM (dB4Iz)

My first passport photo shows me stuhuhohned.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 04:21 AM (Mzdiz)

948 Used to drop acid and go watch softball games in the park.

Whoa!!!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 04:23 AM (dB4Iz)

949 I truly believe it saved his life.

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 04:01 AM (dB4Iz)

A friend of mine who was on chemo felt better almost immediately - like within 5 minutes - after getting high. The drugs they gave him to counteract the chemo took hours and had other nasty side effects.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 04:25 AM (Mzdiz)

950 I've never attended any games while tripping. Either in the sun or in a cozy room, mostly.

I think my acid days are over. Of course, I've said that before. But no, really, I think they are.

It's not very...dignified, amiright?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 04:27 AM (Mzdiz)

951 It's not very...dignified, amiright?

LOL! Yeah, you're right!

Didn't like dropping in the daytime-- too harsh on my eyes. And dealing with people? Oh, no. Oh, dear God no!

Made the mistake of doing laundry while tripping. Laundromat. Got the washers filled and started, then The Storm began to brew. Oh, sh.t oh dear...could barely wait for the washers to finish and took all my wet clothes home to dry over the shower bar, backs of chairs, wherever. It was. so. fking. hilarious.

NO WAY was I gonna stick around to use the dryers!

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 04:36 AM (dB4Iz)

952 That's so funny, JQ! But then, laundromats tend to be very harsh environments. I can't imagine what came over you, doing laundry!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 04:43 AM (Mzdiz)

953 Perma-grin plus uncontrollable giggles, hahahahahha...

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 04:43 AM (dB4Iz)

954 I may continue commenting here for awhile, just out of stubbornness. Don't know nothin' 'bout no tech.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 04:45 AM (Mzdiz)

955 Maybe we can get to 1000, eh Miley?

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 04:49 AM (dB4Iz)

956 Or not....

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 04:53 AM (dB4Iz)

957 'Night, frenz................

Posted by: JQ at January 29, 2022 04:55 AM (dB4Iz)

958 @955-

They got stoned and they missed it.

Posted by: You'll Never Guess at January 29, 2022 05:00 AM (IF7/S)

959 I am NOT stoned. And sure we can!

I got distracted making popcorn and reading publius' vax newsletter.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 05:02 AM (Mzdiz)

960 G'night, JQ!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 05:03 AM (Mzdiz)

961 I'll check in every few minutes in case anyone else drops by. It's Friday night, after all.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 05:04 AM (Mzdiz)

962
Shot:
https://youtu.be/-nYFP5zghDM

Chaser:
https://tinyurl.com/3sk6kufa

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2022 05:14 AM (Cf/uA)

963 Let's go fuck Joe Biden!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 05:39 AM (Mzdiz)

964 948 but did you go to bullfights on Acid?

Posted by: L. Underalls at January 29, 2022 05:42 AM (81Ygm)

965 Not even straight. Ugh!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 05:45 AM (Mzdiz)

966 I played rugby on mushrooms once. It was a bold decision. And poorly thought out. And poorly executed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2022 05:54 AM (Cf/uA)

967 I can't even imagine how that looked, LOL! I've never attempted anything athletic in ANY altered state.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 05:58 AM (Mzdiz)

968 Falling asleep here. If you don't see me in the next 5 minutes...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 29, 2022 05:59 AM (Mzdiz)

969 Hey Miley, neither have I. I have travelled SPAIN AND been to to many famous Bullrings.i have read many books on the subject, many are great literature. I have opinions on the subject and will gladly discuss them with you. But at the moment, I am down to a cheap cell phone and can barely get a decent word across.










Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 06:10 AM (81Ygm)

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