Don't Worry: News About Teachers and Teachers Unions Will Now Be Rated for Accuracy and Reliability By... 1.7 Million Teachers, Using NewsGuard Memberships Purchased by the Teachers Unions

More bad news for Brandon in that NBC poll: Parents have had enough of teachers shutting down schools:


Amy Walter
@amyewalter


Lotta interesting data in the new NBC poll, most of it quite grim for Biden and Dems. This also jumped out: by a margin of 65% to 35%, parents more concerned about their child missing out on education than getting COVID at in-person school.

By the way, Bad News for Brandon was XTC's most underrated album. It had the singles, "Wot's Rupert Got Up to Now?" and "Fancy a Go" if you remember those.


Have the teachers been getting bad press lately? Are they demanding so much and making parents so angry that they might cause a widespread revolt and force the Democrats to start telling them "no"?

As Democrats worry more about their increasingly unpopular allies the teachers unions, teachers unions must be worrying about how to win back their position of unquestioned power.

For many parents and teachers, the pandemic has become a slog of anxiety over the risk of infection, child care crises, the tedium of school-through-a-screen and, most of all, chronic instability.

And for Democrats, the revival of tensions over remote schooling is a distinctly unwelcome development.

Because they have close ties to the unions, Democrats are concerned that additional closures like those in Chicago could lead to a possible replay of the party's recent loss in Virginia's governor race. Polling showed that school disruptions were an important issue for swing voters who broke Republican -- particularly suburban white women.

"It's a big deal in most state polling we do," said Brian Stryker, a partner at the polling firm ALG Research whose work in Virginia indicated that school closures hurt Democrats.

"Anyone who thinks this is a political problem that stops at the Chicago city line is kidding themselves," added Mr. Stryker, whose firm polled for President Biden's 2020 campaign. "This is going to resonate all across Illinois, across the country."
More than one million of the country's 50 million public school students were affected by districtwide shutdowns in the first week of January, many of which were announced abruptly and triggered a wave of frustration among parents.

"The kids are not the ones that are seriously ill by and large, but we know kids are the ones suffering from remote learning," said Dan Kirk, whose son attends Walter Payton College Preparatory High School in Chicago, which was closed amid the district's standoff this week.

So what are the teachers unions to do? Their political patrons might be forced to turn on them if they don't stop being so toxic and so openly hateful towards parents and especially towards the children.

So, one thing they could do is re-orient their priorities back to the kids they're supposedly All About.

LOL. Fat chance, right?

The other thing they could do is simply censor the news so there aren't as many politically harmful stories about what teachers and teachers unions are up to.

But how could teachers do that?

Don't worry, there's an app for that. Specifically, the teachers unions will just buy NewsGuard memberships for 1.7 million teachers, which will allow them to "fact-check" stories which they believe depict teachers in a bad light and get them censored and demonitized.

Problem solved! Teachers will continue doing what teachers have been doing, but now, people won't be allowed to publicly talk about it!

NewsGuard, the establishment "news-rating" project that presents itself as a source of expert knowledge on which news sources can be trusted and which ones cannot, will be rolling out to millions of American schoolchildren due to a partnership with the American Federation of Teachers (AFT).

Per Axios, the AFT will purchase NewsGuard licenses for all of its 1.7 million teachers, in a major deal for the news-rating project.

"The hope is that students with the skills to spot disinformation will grow into more thoughtful and better-informed citizens and voters," writes Axios.

NewsGuard has had a reputation as a project of the political establishment since its inception. Formerly prominent neoconservative Bill Kristol, who is seen as an archetypal establishment conservative, said of Newsguard in 2019: "I guess the counter-argument to what you're doing is, well, this is a bunch of establishment people deciding they like establishment websites."

NewsGuard maintains a list of news outlets it considers "trustworthy" and "untrustworthy," data which it uses in a browser extension that users can add on to various mainstream browsers, including Google Chrome and Microsoft Edge.

When the extension is installed, it displays red warning labels alongside links to websites NewsGuard considers untrustworthy, and green labels next to links to websites it considers trustworthy.

In 2019, NewsGuard partnered with Microsoft in a deal that made it a default extension on Edge Mobile browsers.

NewsGuard gives a "green" rating to websites like Rolling Stone, which has repeatedly published high-profile hoax stories. The magazine was responsible for one of the biggest media scandals in recent memory, when it published fraudulent rape claims against a fraternity at the University of Virginia in 2014.

So that's how this works:

NewsGuard, a a for-profit, money-making enterprise, which was essentially created to be patronized by large legacy establishment media and social media corporations by telling them that big establishment media outlets are reliable and all of their upstart competitors are unreliable and should be deplatformed and eliminated from competing, sells memberships to highly-politically-invested parties to rate stories and websites as reliable or not, which are then used by media and social media companies for purposes of "rating" their reliability.

NewsGuard makes money from the teachers unions by selling them tickets to censor their critics, and the teachers unions get to censor their critics.

Everyone wins.

Or, I mean: everyone who's part of the establishment wins. Everyone who counts wins.

The way it's supposed to work, right?

By the way: It's news to me that people pay to be able to essentially control what news is deemed by social media to be "reliable" or not.

That's a scam. NewsGuard is selling people the right to elevate some media (Rolling Stone, NBC, CNN) and denigrate others (Breitbart).

Now, in theory, we could all rush in and buy NewsGuard subscriptions... but they'd quickly set up some internal hurdles that would segregate our votes as "trollish" and ignore them.

Only leftwing voices can be heard. Period.

It's so Soviet. Straight-up Soviet, except that those at the top are making millions off it.

Wait a sec-- that's exactly how the Soviet Union worked too...

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1 it's a grey day....
sponge

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 26, 2022 05:15 PM (8D42x)

2 and made first

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 26, 2022 05:15 PM (8D42x)

3 Stomped and boxed.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 26, 2022 05:15 PM (jGSXA)

4 rd?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 26, 2022 05:15 PM (8D42x)

5 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 26, 2022 05:15 PM (8D42x)

6 Dis information= Anything a Conservative says

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2022 05:16 PM (g43JH)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 05:17 PM (arJlL)

8 Man, I'd sure hate to have school age kids now.

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2022 05:17 PM (gmo/4)

9 There hasn't been a worse set of political allies since the Chamber of Commerce.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 26, 2022 05:18 PM (z5Vrg)

10 Jesus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 05:18 PM (II3Gr)

11 My local McDonald's is paying $16 hr.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2022 05:18 PM (WnpTB)

12 I guess they learned this from the No Child Left Behind issue.

There was a LOT of bad press over that, but it was all driven by teachers. Suddenly, testing was a bad idea because teachers would "teach to the test."

I was not a fan of NCLB, but not because of testing. It wasn't about testing, it was about publishing results so parents could see.

But the whole country hated it because all the "experts" hated it. The experts were teachers unions.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2022 05:19 PM (mgOaA)

13 I used to have so much respect for teachers. Now? Couldn't give a rats ass.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 26, 2022 05:19 PM (nxdel)

14 If you thought cops investigating themselves was bad...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 05:19 PM (II3Gr)

15 Is this wrongthink? It sure looks like wrongthink.

:Red Warning Label Applied:

Posted by: Miss Scarlett at January 26, 2022 05:20 PM (WKFje)

16 These are not the nood teachers I was hoping for. I was hoping for a sort of David Lee Roth collection...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:20 PM (XvPQV)

17 Happily, no one will give a shit about their ratings, except the other Nutters. Who are a lost cause anyway.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:20 PM (6Je/Q)

18 All the leaves are grey and the sky is brown...

Posted by: Archer at January 26, 2022 05:20 PM (gmo/4)

19 13 I used to have so much respect for teachers. Now? Couldn't give a rats ass.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 26, 2022 05:19 PM (nxdel)

I didn't. I remember mine all too well.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 05:20 PM (II3Gr)

20 16 These are not the nood teachers I was hoping for. I was hoping for a sort of David Lee Roth collection...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:20 PM (XvPQV)

I don't feel tardy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 05:21 PM (II3Gr)

21 Soviets got paid in rubles. Could only buy shitty cars, flew in aircraft that crashed. The vodka was decent.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2022 05:21 PM (WnpTB)

22 Who should i vomit kiss? Hurry.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 26, 2022 05:21 PM (TwUy6)

23 It's 9 degrees out. Not quite Siberia.

Posted by: DaveA at January 26, 2022 05:21 PM (FhXTo)

24 Teachers... if they're at all like my ex-wife

types, deletes... type more, deletes more

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 05:21 PM (BFigT)

25 I have read that psychoanalysts believe that only they are qualified to determine if their patients are improving. Why can't teachers do the same thing?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 26, 2022 05:22 PM (Ynyl9)

26 They are doing this because theoretically they can do this.

If you lose God, you lose your ceiling and you lose your focus. It's no longer about what you should be doing. It's about what you want, and what you think is worth a shot trying to do, because you think you can do it.

Tucker Carlson earlier this week mentioned that the Kapitol Kops are investigating people who "defame Congress". Because, in the proper situation they have somewhere near the power to do so, and they think it might be within their reach.

The Constitution is clear, they should not be doing this. But they have lost that focus, they have lost the tension between what they can and should be doing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:22 PM (XHhHI)

27 Fascism is a form of government where the industry and the political class act in unison. Their goal is to support both the state and corporate profits.

This is not Socialism, its Fascism.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 05:22 PM (oHd/0)

28 No Child Left Behind

I understand this is unkind, but having met lots of children, I am firmly for leaving some of them behind.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2022 05:22 PM (3YVs3)

29 Dacha's. Private cars. Lots of medals. Vodka.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (f4mjo)

30 Teachers are getting to grade themselves?

That always works out.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (XHhHI)

31 These days it No Child's Behind Left

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (II3Gr)

32 Nomenklatura. The Named People. The Ones who Matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (f4mjo)

33 We're very interested in setting up a new service named CafeGuard.

It will help make sure that the content of the Cafe is genus- and species-checked for acceptability and correctness.

Who's with us?

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (a3Q+t)

34 So, what is the price to purchase a thin veneer of respectability, with the option to push false narratives to the voting public? And, where does the money come from?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (5kI0z)

35 I am an assassin. I work for the best teachers. This is my job.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (TwUy6)

36 20 16 These are not the nood teachers I was hoping for. I was hoping for a sort of David Lee Roth collection...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:20 PM (XvPQV)

I don't feel tardy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 05:21 PM (II3Gr)

I've got my Pencil!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (oHd/0)

37 21 Soviets got paid in rubles. Could only buy shitty cars, flew in aircraft that crashed. The vodka was decent.
Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2022 05:21 PM (WnpTB)

I seem to remember hearing that the ruble was so bad that there was no exchange rate.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (6Je/Q)

38 "The kids are not the ones that are seriously ill by and large".

Neither are 95% of the teachers or staff. Duh.

And this is, presumably, an "aroused" parent, one who's not happy with the outrageous nonsense of the last 2 years.

Pathetic.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (OTzUX)

39 >>>23 It's 9 degrees out. Not quite Siberia.


usually winter has more days of 40 degree (relative) warmth

this sorta blows

Posted by: ace at January 26, 2022 05:24 PM (0G13K)

40 I used to have so much respect for teachers. Now? Couldn't give a rats ass.
Posted by: Jewells45
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My mother-in-law is a retired schoolteacher.
She was a wonderful teacher.

These people aren't teachers.

They're indoctrinators.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 05:24 PM (RU4sa)

41

My HS teachers were predominantly male, and older, and smart and gave a shit.

We had one guy who dressed in pink pants and was lispy and who was definitely commie teaching social studies, he moved up far in hthe educational bureacracy.

A few of us used to cause him to freak out, it was fun. Looking back now, he was a devious jagoff.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 26, 2022 05:24 PM (XnbJC)

42 It's so Soviet. Straight-up Soviet, except that those at the top are making millions off it.

Wait a sec-- that's exactly how the Soviet Union worked too...


My Dacha and chauffered car were gifts from a grateful nation. So were all the nubile young girls I raped and killed. They were gifts I spied, and had my beloved by all NKVD invite to my dacha.

Posted by: Lavrenti Beria at January 26, 2022 05:24 PM (Z32m1)

43 i mean, it's not the worst

could be better

Do better, winter.

Do better.

Posted by: ace at January 26, 2022 05:24 PM (0G13K)

44 Raise up an institution, the Gramscians will march through it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:24 PM (XHhHI)

45 Dacha's. Private cars. Lots of medals. Vodka.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I hear the sound
Of chugging Vodka
I'm getting used to it now.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Badluck Streak in Dancing School at January 26, 2022 05:24 PM (vcOmj)

46 I understand this is unkind, but having met lots of children, I am firmly for leaving some of them behind.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2022 05:22 PM (3YVs3)

....there's a reason some animals eat their young.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2022 05:24 PM (5aWFq)

47 Book strap those teachers. Good and hard.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 26, 2022 05:24 PM (GYllL)

48 I remember, maybe 20 years ago. Girl I knew. She was sensible on most political shit. A bit insane in her morals, but that is neither here nor there.

Her mom was a teacher and she turned into a blue eyed zealot whenever anything came up with respect to teachers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:25 PM (f4mjo)

49 Speaking of polls...

2 new polls out today on 2022 Generic Ballot. One is D+4, one is R+8.

I mean WTF man? They can't both be right obviously. Kinda shows how retarded polling can be.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 26, 2022 05:25 PM (OalnH)

50 Beria was little boys, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:25 PM (f4mjo)

51 This kind of crass manipulation is par for the course for the left. Its their natural reaction. And why?

Because they just KNOW they cannot be wrong, so the best way to address complaints is to eliminate them, or the complainers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2022 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

52 I have read that psychoanalysts believe that only they are qualified to determine if their patients are improving. Why can't teachers do the same thing?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 26, 2022 05:22 PM


Excellent point. Only teachers are qualified to determine if a kid's parents are improving.

Posted by: Big Teacher at January 26, 2022 05:26 PM (a3Q+t)

53 50 Beria was little boys, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:25 PM (f4mjo)

Nah, that was Sandusky

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 05:26 PM (II3Gr)

54 Not really a lot of people getting rich in the USSR. And the few at the top basically had power, access, and immunity, more than outright wealth of the sort you see in the oligarchs of Third World countries (or the current Russia).

Georgian party secretaries and higher-ups were pretty consistently corrupt, and had more opportunities (border republic, Black Sea/trade, etc). Most party chiefs executed for corruption, Georgia. Kind of consistent with their culture, which is pretty much Sicily-on-the-Black-Sea.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 05:26 PM (OTzUX)

55 re 37: I recall that in the 1970s the Ruble was officially worth something like $1.40 but traded on the black market for something like 25 cents. In the 1990s I read that Russian authorities were saying that their problem was that they couldn't print enough money for everyone to have enough money.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 26, 2022 05:26 PM (Ynyl9)

56 Hey, doesn't William Jacobson Esq. and the rest of the "conservative" legal sphete just love them some NewsGuard? Can't be mistaken for one of those dirty guys!

Posted by: trev006 at January 26, 2022 05:26 PM (Salnp)

57 Beria was little boys, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:25 PM (f4mjo)
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Not as far as I know. He used to imprison husbands to get leverage over their wives. And imprison maidens for leverage over them.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:26 PM (XHhHI)

58 Her mom was a teacher and she turned into a blue eyed zealot whenever anything came up with respect to teachers.

I know there are good teachers out there, but the main thing many teachers seem to educate anyone in is how great teachers are. Seems, I dunno, conflict of interesty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

59 50 Beria was little boys, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:25 PM (f4mjo)

Nope. Girls. Young.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:27 PM (6Je/Q)

60 Learning about Fisting Throughout History is far more important than a silly little thing like the Teapot Dome Scandal.

Posted by: Transdiscipline Monogluteal Instructovore at January 26, 2022 05:27 PM (e3OsQ)

61 BRILLIANT XTC REFERENCE, LOL!!!!!

Posted by: Walker Dollahon at January 26, 2022 05:27 PM (HCaz+)

62 Beria was little boys, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:25 PM (f4mjo)

Beria was rape of anything with a vagina.

How despicable do you have to be before Soviet officers turn on you? This bad.

Posted by: trev006 at January 26, 2022 05:27 PM (Salnp)

63 >>A few of us used to cause him to freak out, it was fun. Looking back now, he was a devious jagoff.

One of the teacher's in my jr. high was super high strung. This was an open invitation for some guys to push her buttons until one she snapped for real.

Left her class screaming hysterically and never returned.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

64 I notice all the Republican governors proposing laws that permit online, with geographicly unrestricted enrollment, that is, statewide charter schools

Odd, they're not?

Posted by: Well at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (iT/im)

65 I seem to remember hearing that the ruble was so bad that there was no exchange rate.
Posted by: kraken

The Soviet Ruble was officially pegged at near the value of the American Dollar.
The Actual exchange rate was much lower. There were stores in Moscow that only took foreign currency, for foreigners only to shop in.
So naturally, some Soviet Moscovites would trade Rubles for Dollars (or Marks, or Lira, or Francs, etc) to shop in those stores.
I think the unofficial exchange rate was 16 Soviet Rubles to a US Dollar, from what I recall.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Badluck Streak in Dancing School at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (vcOmj)

66 Not as far as I know. He used to imprison husbands to get leverage over their wives. And imprison maidens for leverage over them.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:26 PM (XHhHI)

I could have my remembrance wrong. He was such a loathsome, sniveling little shit it is easy to believe anything of him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (f4mjo)

67 By the way, Bad News for Brandon was XTC's most underrated album. It had the singles, "Wot's Rupert Got Up to Now?" and "Fancy a Go" if you remember those.


I still say "Days of Tea and Crumpets and Triffids" was the best song on that album and should've been a hit.


Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (OMayC)

68 Populists are enraged that Ortagus received a preemptive endorsement over Robby Starbuck, a right-wing commentator who has announced for the same Congressional seat.


Right now, Ortagus has not officially announced her run for Congress but President Trump made it clear that Ortagus will have his full support if she ultimately pulls the trigger.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (GYllL)

69 Learning about Fisting Throughout History is far more important than a silly little thing like the Teapot Dome Scandal.
Posted by: Transdiscipline Monogluteal Instructovore at January 26, 2022 05:27 PM (e3OsQ)
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The Teapot Dome Scandal was a Republican scandal. It has to be taught.

They'll skip over HUAC, though.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (XHhHI)

70 So here's the thing about teachers...

They're morons. Kinda like doctors.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (QYPq3)

71 Under the soviet system, party members were exempt from all of the laws, as long as they toed the party line.

So, much like the modern democrats.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 26, 2022 05:29 PM (5kI0z)

72 Thanks for the info, Bozo Conservative.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:29 PM (6Je/Q)

73 Left her class screaming hysterically and never returned.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

"And that little teacher- was me!"

K. Harris

Posted by: trev006 at January 26, 2022 05:29 PM (Salnp)

74 13 I used to have so much respect for teachers. Now? Couldn't give a rats ass.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB


I did too. Then I went to high school (actually, I thought my 1st grade teacher was an ass. actually, quite a few in grammar school were. By middle school it was maybe 50/50. By HS, ... well, there was the drunk, the child molester, the incompetents, the ones screwing around with each other while married, the illiterate gym teacher who got a science position because they needed him as a coach,.... the whole system was a waste of time.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2022 05:29 PM (mgOaA)

75 A Cannibal sighting !

Hiya Cannibal !

Regards to Heidi !

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 05:29 PM (arJlL)

76 By the way, Bad News for Brandon was XTC's most underrated album. It had the singles, "Wot's Rupert Got Up to Now?" and "Fancy a Go" if you remember those.

XTC really did do some amazingly on-point political statements. No Thugs In Our House was a goody, so was Respectable Street.

We made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy...
https://youtu.be/h_fd7OJCESw

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:29 PM (wAnMi)

77 Soviets got paid in rubles. Could only buy shitty cars, flew in aircraft that crashed. The vodka was decent.
Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2022 05:21 PM (WnpTB)

I seem to remember hearing that the ruble was so bad that there was no exchange rate.
Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:23 PM (6Je/Q)


Russian Planes still regularly crash. They are almost as bad as Malaysian Airlines. What was the Russian President that tried to ban alcohol? Vodka is still the most popular Russian Food. In the Soviet 80's, Blue jeans were the accepted foreign exchange currency.

Posted by: rd at January 26, 2022 05:29 PM (Z32m1)

78 Go to Home Depot. I'm sure you can find a teacher to suck the gall out of your bladder.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 26, 2022 05:30 PM (TwUy6)

79 I saw Bad News for Brandon open for Counting Crows in Tacoma, circa 1992.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 26, 2022 05:30 PM (OalnH)

80 By the way, Bad News for Brandon was XTC's most underrated album.
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Nonesuch.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:30 PM (XHhHI)

81 I liked XTC as a band but it was clear the lead singer or songwriter at least hated me and what I believe in. Like Midnight Oil. But still great music.

It was fun, INXS and XTC came out big about the same time

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2022 05:31 PM (KZzsI)

82 A Cannibal sighting !

Hiya Cannibal !

Regards to Heidi !

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 05:29 PM (arJlL)

Lol. Hi JT! hope you are well. Not in comments much but...I read the content (not like ace)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2022 05:31 PM (5aWFq)

83 I know there are good teachers out there, but the main thing many teachers seem to educate anyone in is how great teachers are. Seems, I dunno, conflict of interesty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

Used to have this argument with my long term live in Girlfriend... she taught middle school math (at the time, I was teaching Network Engineering College Accredited classes to adults).

One of the things teachers MUST do early, is indoctrinate kids into believing anything the teacher says. They do this by Punishing them with low grades, if they disagree with what the teacher teaches.

This leads to a mindset that the Teacher is ALWAYS right... in everything... even with non Students. They HAVE to protect that 'I'm always right' attitude by relying on, 'well, I'm a Teacher'... otherwise the system would collapse.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 05:31 PM (oHd/0)

84 By the way, Bad News for Brandon was XTC's most underrated album.
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Nonesuch.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:30 PM (XHhHI)


Wrong answer!

"Mummer"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2022 05:32 PM (OMayC)

85 63 Some teachers can be monsters. Some kids can be monsters to teachers, and jr high kids can be among the worst,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2022 05:32 PM (0pYyT)

86 I have fragments of an INXS song now in my head.

'You want it all, but you can't have it...' Misremembering?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:32 PM (f4mjo)

87 Last year we had groups of teachers driving through neighborhoods blasting their horns and flashing their lights with signs on the cars. We're still here and support you. Be Safe.

One of the neighbors was going throw roofing nails out on the street if they came around again.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 26, 2022 05:32 PM (GYllL)

88 When I was there it was around 4 rubles/$1, vs. the official rate of $1.4 to 1 ruble.

There were hard-currency stores (Beriozka, or "little birch"), and there were nomenklatura stores. Never saw a regular Soviet in a Beriozka, but didn't spend much time in them either.

For certain things regular stores were a much better deal, since most of us had rubles obtained at the black market rate.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 05:32 PM (OTzUX)

89 Where's the bill that allows parents to sue teachers, making them personally liable, if the teacher fails to teach only the state-approved curriculum, e.g. CRT?

Posted by: Well at January 26, 2022 05:32 PM (iT/im)

90 Teaching isn't a job, it's a calling.

Calling in sick.
Calling white people racist.
Calling teenagers for sex.
Calling for child sex changes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:32 PM (dbs6Z)

91 Now is the Winter of Ace's discontent made glorious spring by this sun of Brandon...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:32 PM (XvPQV)

92 Hey Bob! Eat anyone interesting recently?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:33 PM (f4mjo)

93 "In the Soviet 80's, Blue jeans were the accepted foreign exchange currency."

Along with unopened cartons of Marlboros.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2022 05:33 PM (jTmQV)

94 Izvestia i Pravda!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 26, 2022 05:33 PM (ZSK0i)

95 This leads to a mindset that the Teacher is ALWAYS right... in everything... even with non Students. They HAVE to protect that 'I'm always right' attitude by relying on, 'well, I'm a Teacher'... otherwise the system would collapse.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 05:31 PM (oHd/0)
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I've performed very well in school, and I've performed horse-piss poor.

I never absorbed such "authority".

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:33 PM (XHhHI)

96 Who is my celebrity twin?

https://youtu.be/9DEHUq8SoKg

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:33 PM (wAnMi)

97 I know there are good teachers out there, but the main thing many teachers seem to educate anyone in is how great teachers are. Seems, I dunno, conflict of interesty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2022 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
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Just like there are good FIB agents. Sorry NO. The overwhelming majority of them are corrupt greedy people. I know because I look at the test scores that are in the dumpster everywhere. And yes that is directly due to teachers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 26, 2022 05:33 PM (iDcra)

98 Every day
in every way
Let's Go Brandon

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 05:34 PM (hOUT3)

99 So what is the stereotypical Gen X?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 04:48 PM (RU4sa)

Denis Leary in Demolition Man.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2022 05:34 PM (44ww/)

100 By the way, Bad News for Brandon was XTC's most underrated album.
---
Nonesuch.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:30 PM (XHhHI)

Wrong answer!

"Mummer"
Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2022 05:32 PM (OMayC)
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That was a double-answer.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:34 PM (XHhHI)

101 Ace, man of all seasonings and vodka.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 26, 2022 05:35 PM (TwUy6)

102 The Soviet Ruble was officially pegged at near the value of the American Dollar.
The Actual exchange rate was much lower. There were stores in Moscow that only took foreign currency, for foreigners only to shop in.
So naturally, some Soviet Moscovites would trade Rubles for Dollars (or Marks, or Lira, or Francs, etc) to shop in those stores.
I think the unofficial exchange rate was 16 Soviet Rubles to a US Dollar, from what I recall.

======

Beriozka shops. They loved hard Western currency, and would make change only in rubles and kopecs.

Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at January 26, 2022 05:35 PM (vted1)

103 Hey Bob! Eat anyone interesting recently?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:33 PM (f4mjo)

Lol. had to give that up because of my reflux. Either that or give up vodka. I'm a vegetarian.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2022 05:35 PM (5aWFq)

104 Aetius - that's a song by Faith No More.

Posted by: PabloD at January 26, 2022 05:35 PM (xBqBV)

105 It is best to be Agenerational.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:35 PM (6Je/Q)

106 bad boy
bad boy
watcha gonna do
when they come for you

https://tinyurl.com/34e3u6rb

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 26, 2022 05:36 PM (b+v9B)

107 Aetius - that's a song by Faith No More.
Posted by: PabloD at January 26, 2022 05:35 PM (xBqBV)
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What. is. it?

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:36 PM (XHhHI)

108 The question that remains unanswered is who are these teachers having sex with with the schools closed?

#Midgets?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2022 05:36 PM (r+b6r)

109 earlier thread, but I think every indication is that Roe v Wade will be effectively overturned this summer. I say "effectively" because they're going to say "oh we're not overturning it, we're just handing enforcement back to the States and taking the Fed Govm't out of it." I believe this because of the extraordinary lengths they have gone to keep the Texas abortion bill alive, when I thought they would rule against that one pretty quickly.

Now it may be that when they uphold the Mississippi law, they say that the Texas Law is a bridge too far. But at that point, Texas can quite easily rewrite its law to mimic the Mississippi law, which will do the same thing. (The two laws represented two very different approaches; only one has to work)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 05:36 PM (trdmm)

110 Regular Soviet vodka was harsh. At the time, Stolichnaya had just come out, but it was found only abroad, or in hard currency stores in the USSR. We stuck with the cheap Soviet stuff, and champagne ("semi-dry"), mostly.

At one point vodka was one of the major sources of state revenue in the USSR, to give one an idea of the economic health and rationality of the place.

The drinking was unbelievable. Walking home early in the AM from friends' places, one got used to people face-down on the sidewalk, in the gutter. Not uncommon.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM (OTzUX)

111 104 Aetius - that's a song by Faith No More.
Posted by: PabloD at January 26, 2022 05:35 PM (xBqBV)

Dammit! So I've got a song by Faith no more in my head now...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM (f4mjo)

112 Nonesuch.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:30 PM (XHhHI)

.....

We've really sunk so low as to doing XTC puns?

Dear God.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM (dbs6Z)

113 At least somebody still cares what I think.

Posted by: Formerly prominent neoconservative archetypal establishment conservative Bill Kristol at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM (vrz2I)

114 Dammit! So I've got a song by Faith no more in my head now...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM (f4mjo)
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You want it all, but you can't have it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM (XHhHI)

115 >>>'You want it all, but you can't have it...' Misremembering?


no that's Faith No more, "Epic"

INXS is like "(It's the) One Thing," "New Sensation," "Don't Change," "Need You Tonight," "What You Need," gee, so many.

Posted by: ace at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (0G13K)

116 96 Who is my celebrity twin?

https://youtu.be/9DEHUq8SoKg
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:33 PM (wAnMi)

okay that was funnier than I thought it was going to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (trdmm)

117 No child should be afraid of being porked in the behind.

New Teacher's Union Motto

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (BFigT)

118 check out Faith No More's "A Small Victory"

Posted by: ace at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (0G13K)

119 I'd like a decent explanation for why there should ever be an off day for schools or government employees ever again, please. We went for months counting them present. They precedent was set. No more snow days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (mrkvR)

120 What was the old time radio program?

X squared? X by something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (f4mjo)

121
In fairness, this shows teachers really care about truth.

Posted by: Ed Cuck Morrissey at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (sD1Jj)

122 Everyday my opinion of the current teachers goes downhill with the Covid goings on

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (2JoB8)

123 teachers are asshoe. I know, I was one. Couldn't even go into the teachers room because they were all trying out out retard each other and I couldn't stand it. It was all about politics in the class. any grade. Even the reading materials./ All global warming, extinction of species, recycling....blah blah....Propaganda in every grade and every curriculum. .

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2022 05:39 PM (5aWFq)

124 Sorry, Aetius.

Baby shark, doo doo do do do doo,
Baby shark, doo doo do do do doo...

Posted by: PabloD at January 26, 2022 05:39 PM (xBqBV)

125 I used to have so much respect for teachers. Now? Couldn't give a rats ass.
Posted by: Jewells45

R. did also as she taught for 30 years and also was a district administrator. Now? - don't get her started.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 05:39 PM (mD/uy)

126 "Trudeau says the 'small fringe' trucker convoy on the way to Ottawa does 'not represent the views of Canadians.'"

LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at January 26, 2022 05:39 PM (0TVNF)

127 Mike Patton has one of the major best voices in rock.

That is all.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:39 PM (XHhHI)

128 We've really sunk so low as to doing XTC puns?

Dear God.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM


Puns are often considered the lowest form of humor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)

129
Isn't this an admission by teachers/schools all they're doing in class is "teaching" about "current events?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (sD1Jj)

130 btw those song titles don't really sound like XTC titles but I couldn't think of better ones

Posted by: ace at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (0G13K)

131 Having spent a fair amount of time in Russia, I can say that vodka is a splendid prophylactic and cure for food poisoning.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (5kI0z)

132 Baby shark, doo doo do do do doo,
Baby shark, doo doo do do do doo...
Posted by: PabloD at January 26, 2022 05:39 PM (xBqBV)
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You light up my life.
You give me hope.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (XHhHI)

133 Good people don't stick around in an organization that has a corrupt culture. They either leave, or convert.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (mgOaA)

134 No child should be afraid of being porked in the behind.

New Teacher's Union Motto
Posted by: Martini Farmer

No Child's Behind Left Alone

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (mD/uy)

135 Kids aren't interested in learning because they have phones, which contain all the knowledge in the universe. Duh.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (jTmQV)

136 Puns are often considered the lowest form of humor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)

they're a punishment really.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (5aWFq)

137
Now we're at No Child's Behind Left Alone

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (sD1Jj)

138 Anyone know off the top of their head the average life expectancy of a Russian?

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (6Je/Q)

139 >>>Don't Worry: News About Teachers and Teachers Unions Will Now Be Rated for Accuracy and Reliability By . . . 1.7 Million Teachers, Using NewsGuard Memberships Purchased by the Teachers Unions

Never saw that coming.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (SH2Zi)

140 Huh. Top story at Insty. Meatloaf blamed China for Covid. Could not sing for months prior to death.

Dammit China!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (f4mjo)

141 Now we're at No Child's Behind Left Alone
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (sD1Jj)
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Hey, Teacher!
Stop molesting those kids!

Posted by: Pink Floyd at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (XHhHI)

142 Anyone know off the top of their head the average life expectancy of a Russian?

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (6Je/Q)

in years or shots?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (5aWFq)

143 It's a small world after all.......

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (W2Pud)

144 btw those song titles don't really sound like XTC titles but I couldn't think of better ones

Posted by: ace at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (0G13K)


Mayor of Simpleton seems like it should have somehow found its way into this post.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (dbs6Z)

145 BTW, I'm so f*cking proud of my little girl.

Their school is studying black people during Black People Month and trying to determine if some of them did something special at some point in history, and the students were required to choose a black person that did something that white people had been doing for a while and also did it, too.

By daughter chose Ronald McNair, the black astronaut.

"Who?" her teacher asked.

They can tell you who George Floyd and Trayvon Martin were, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (mrkvR)

146 Last time I checked, the life expectancy of a Russian woman was around 78, and for a man was in the 40s.

Talk about a time bomb...

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (5kI0z)

147 1-877-KARS4KIDS

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

148 Comrade Detective (on Prime Video), about a Communist Detective that is tasked with trying to take down a Capitalist smuggling ring, It's damn funny, the monopoly episode where they can't figure out the game at all so they have to go to Prison and get capitalist scum to show them how and why they play the game.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2022 05:43 PM (dKiJG)

149 135 Kids aren't interested in learning because they have phones, which contain all the knowledge in the universe. Duh.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2022 05:41 PM (jTmQV)

It really is amazing. We have easier access to info than anyone in the history of mankind. Just staggering.

Using it for porn is a given, but the fact that people do not use it for more is staggering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:43 PM (f4mjo)

150 If teachers are so damn good, how come I keep hearing about how home schoolers do the same job in a few hours a day, and get much much better results?

I thought you needed a special degree to teach? There are schools where the cost/student would cover a full time tutor per student. Explain that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2022 05:43 PM (mgOaA)

151 We've really sunk so low as to doing XTC puns?

Dear God.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM
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Generals and Majors, too.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:43 PM (XHhHI)

152 JackStraw. You return and - This??????

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:43 PM (6Je/Q)

153 The RINOs have hijacked MAGA. The people will see through it.

And I think I'm going to have to start calling it out.
-Marjorie Green

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 26, 2022 05:44 PM (GYllL)

154 SCOTUS will approve the enforcement mechanism of Texas but find a way to exempt abortion.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 26, 2022 05:44 PM (b+v9B)

155 Mayor of Simpleton seems like it should have somehow found its way into this post.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (dbs6Z)
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But Joe aimed higher.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:44 PM (XHhHI)

156 Populists are enraged that Ortagus received a preemptive endorsement over Robby Starbuck, a right-wing commentator who has announced for the same Congressional seat.


Right now, Ortagus has not officially announced her run for Congress but President Trump made it clear that Ortagus will have his full support if she ultimately pulls the trigger.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 26, 2022 05:28 PM (GYllL)
***********
I like Robby a lot and think he would do a good job in Congress, but Morgan Ortagus has been a Fox contributor for awhile and was pro-Trump before she started working for him, while she worked for him and after working with him. So I can understand his endorsement.


Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2022 05:44 PM (NpAcC)

157 >>JackStraw. You return and - This??????

Pablo started it.

Frigging shark song.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 05:44 PM (ZLI7S)

158 We've really sunk so low as to doing XTC puns?

Dear God.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM

Puns are often considered the lowest form of humor.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)


Yeah, just shows The Ugly Underneath.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:45 PM (wAnMi)

159 Denis Leary in Demolition Man.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2022 05:34 PM (44ww/)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:45 PM (XvPQV)

160 >>>Last time I checked, the life expectancy of a Russian woman was around 78, and for a man was in the 40s.

If you've ever seen the average Russian woman at 40, you know why.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 26, 2022 05:45 PM (HmZuC)

161 Fine but-

Sgt Rock is going to help me.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2022 05:45 PM (X53Hn)

162 97
Ah yes, but like so much else, there WERE good teachers* out there, back when this was America, not a third world "boiling pot"**!

*I know this because there were four teachers in my extended family growing up, and I watched them work for the students!

**not really the right phrase but one of my teachers might read this and I would NOT want to disappoint them.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 05:45 PM (hOUT3)

163 Mayor of Simpleton seems like it should have somehow found its way into this post.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (dbs6Z)
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But Joe aimed higher.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:44 PM (XHhHI)


Here Comes President Kill Again

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:46 PM (wAnMi)

164 1 it's a grey day....
sponge
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 26, 2022 05:15 PM (8D42x)


You spelt it WRONG!

Posted by: Susan Dey at January 26, 2022 05:46 PM (8C7+r)

165 I read about some Russian drug called " Krokodil". Nightmarish stuff.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (6Je/Q)

166 Politics
Biden To Nominate Progressive Woman Of Color Elizabeth Warren To Supreme Court
January 26th, 2022

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (FVME7)

167 "Islands in the stream...that is what we are..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (XvPQV)

168 Look up Katerina Soria to see why I say: Russian women are the Sandy Koufax of women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (f4mjo)

169 We've really sunk so low as to doing XTC puns?

Dear God.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM

Puns are often considered the lowest form of humor.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)

Yeah, just shows The Ugly Underneath.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:45 PM (wAnMi)
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Wait. This is Pop?

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (XHhHI)

170 The Canada truckers convoy isn't getting much notice except for this:

"The truckers Convoy has the real potential of getting very ugly in the next few days as they converge on Ottawa. Fringe groups can use this protest by encouraging violence and creating Canada's own January 6th insurrection. "

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (vrz2I)

171 1-877-KARS4KIDS Posted by: JackStraw

So, JackStraw never starts anything, eh?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (HmZuC)

172 X squared? X by something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (f4mjo)

X minus 1

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (ItDAh)

173 Don't feel bad Ace
You more or less captured the feel of
We're Only Making Plans For Nigel

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (X53Hn)

174 So...1.7 million software licenses. All paid by teachers.
I wonder what Ol Joe's cut was?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2022 05:48 PM (axyOa)

175 Here Comes President Kill Again

+ 10.

How did I forget that one?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:48 PM (dbs6Z)

176 "Islands in the stream...that is what we are..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (XvPQV)
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If you like Pina Coladas.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:48 PM (XHhHI)

177 I have only heard a snippet of Baby Sharks--I have natural immunity.

Ha!

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:48 PM (XHhHI)

178 176 "Islands in the stream...that is what we are..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (XvPQV)
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If you like Pina Coladas.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:48 PM (XHhHI)

We're more like Riders on the Storm here at AoS.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (6Je/Q)

179 Don't worry, be happy.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (HmZuC)

180 If you like Pina Coladas.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:48 PM (XHhHI)

Hell has that song on repeat

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (XvPQV)

181 Huh. Krokodil is a real thing. Desomorphine. Evidently first made in the 30's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (f4mjo)

182 We've really sunk so low as to doing XTC puns?
Dear God.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:37 PM

Puns are often considered the lowest form of humor.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Yeah, just shows The Ugly Underneath.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:45 PM (wAnMi)
---
Wait. This is Pop?
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (XHhHI)


More like Science Friction

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (wAnMi)

183 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 26, 2022 05:42 PM (mrkvR)

Comrade Robbie, it seems you are allowing your child to read unapproved and Teacher's Union endorsed news sources! DO not let this happen again!

Posted by: Commissar of Teachers Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (hOUT3)

184 Not only are the bad think stories censored from people, they can't listen to my music either.

That's how this works, right?

Right?

Posted by: Neil Young at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (LaNzR)

185 BREAKING NEWS : Biden to Potential Hispanic Supreme Court Nominees : Drop Dead!

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (r+b6r)

186 Basically with the teachers unions you have the masters (parents) subordinate to the servants (teachers, administrators)

That juxtaposition has to change for the republic to survive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 26, 2022 05:50 PM (T+/KY)

187 Don't feel bad Ace
You more or less captured the feel of
We're Only Making Plans For Nigel

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (X53Hn)


Agree. Also learned to never name pets after favorite songs - I miss Nigel...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:50 PM (wAnMi)

188 While the pandemic lockdowns may have caused negative mental health symptoms in many children, a significant number were saved from being molested by their teachers ....

Posted by: Well at January 26, 2022 05:50 PM (4VvUc)

189 BREAKING NEWS : Biden to Potential Hispanic Supreme Court Nominees : Drop Dead!
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (r+b6r)


They already have 400 pounds on the Supreme Court. Let's spread it around a little.

Posted by: Wally at January 26, 2022 05:50 PM (FJYfm)

190 Interesting dynamic on FoxNews "The Five" just now with a segment about Loudoun county school board and parents yelling and screaming.

We now have mask-nazi parents shouting at free-face parents outside schools.

And the schools refusing entry to free-facers. Or making them not able to use restrooms if inside.

The freefacers ought to dress the boys in skirts, say LET ME IN NOW, MOFOS!"

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 26, 2022 05:50 PM (KiBMU)

191 BREAKING NEWS : Biden to Potential Hispanic Supreme Court Nominees : Drop Dead!
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (r+b6r)


We already have our wise LatinX.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:51 PM (wAnMi)

192 168 Look up Katerina Soria to see why I say: Russian women are the Sandy Koufax of women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (f4mjo)

Sandy Koufax was beautiful but heartless?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:51 PM (XvPQV)

193 If you like Pina Coladas.
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:48 PM (XHhHI)

Hell has that song on repeat
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:49 PM (XvPQV)
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In rotation with ...

the Copa! Copacabana. The hottest spot north of Havana!

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:51 PM (XHhHI)

194
Spotify is now removing all of Neil Young's content from their library. The choice was Neil or Rogan. That's a no-brainer.

Neil's tens of fans will be heartbroken.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 05:51 PM (Mzdiz)

195 While the pandemic lockdowns may have caused negative mental health symptoms in many children, a significant number were saved from being molested by their teachers ....

It's the Brandemic.

And molesting children makes teachers and Brandon natural allies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:52 PM (dbs6Z)

196 174 So...1.7 million software licenses. All paid by teachers.
I wonder what Ol Joe's cut was?
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't be surprised when you find out they can bill it to the district as a "professional continuing education dues." or something.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2022 05:52 PM (mgOaA)

197 Sandy Koufax was beautiful but heartless?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:51 PM (XvPQV)

Peak value vs lifetime stats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:52 PM (f4mjo)

198 Look up Katerina Soria to see why I say: Russian women are the Sandy Koufax of women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (f4mjo)


Bad elbows?

Posted by: Wally at January 26, 2022 05:53 PM (FJYfm)

199 I don't remember Koufax with a ginormous rack.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

200 Spotify is now removing all of Neil Young's content from their library. The choice was Neil or Rogan. That's a no-brainer.

Neil's tens of fans will be heartbroken.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 05:51 PM (Mzdiz)


I didn't know that old phuck was married to Daryl Hannah! I see people are saying it was her that penned that - or made him do it. I'd actually sort of believe it. He's probably in the starting phases of dementia - or at least his brain is so damaged he's unaware of what's going on.

I hope the music publisher that owns his music sues their asses, that would be hysterical.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:53 PM (wAnMi)

201 Neil's tens of fans will be heartbroken.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 05:51 PM (Mzdiz)

Literally dozens of twitter users will protest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 05:53 PM (f4mjo)

202 Turns out Disney is racist? Sexist? Transphobic? Hell, I don't know.

Actor Peter Dinklage said he was "taken aback" by Disney's upcoming remake of "Snow White," calling it a "backward story about seven dwarfs living in a cave."


"They were very proud to cast a Latina actress as Snow White. But you're still telling the story of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.' Take a step back and look at what you're doing there, you know? It makes no sense to me," Dinklage, who has a form of dwarfism, said on Marc Maron's "WTF Podcast."

"You're progressive in one way and you're still making that f**king backwards story about seven dwarfs living in a cave together, what the f**k are you doing, man?" The "Game of Thrones" actor said, calling these choices "hypocrisy." He added that if Disney is going to do a "Snow White" with a progressive spin, "let's do it, all in."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 05:53 PM (FVME7)

203 Neil's tens of fans will be heartbroken.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 05:51 PM (Mzdiz)
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I genuinely liked Young's music.

I really liked Cinnamon Girl and Rust Never Sleeps.

But the guy is a dick.

Losing Harvest Moon won't be a loss though.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:53 PM (XHhHI)

204 >>BREAKING NEWS : Biden to Potential Hispanic Supreme Court Nominees : Drop Dead!
Posted by: Dr Spank

Youngkin needs to send in the state popo and get things under law and order control.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (GYllL)

205 1. Take drugs.

2. Demand Spotify take down Joe Rogan's podcast or cease selling my music.

3. ?? ????????

4. PROFIT!

Posted by: Neil Young Superstar Supergenius Doing 10 Level Analysis at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (LaNzR)

206 Big props and mad love for the XTC reference. I was listening to "Go 2" (197 this morning!

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (tnzZy)

207 190 Interesting dynamic on FoxNews "The Five" just now with a segment about Loudoun county school board and parents yelling and screaming.

We now have mask-nazi parents shouting at free-face parents outside schools.

And the schools refusing entry to free-facers. Or making them not able to use restrooms if inside.

The freefacers ought to dress the boys in skirts, say LET ME IN NOW, MOFOS!"
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 26, 2022 05:50 PM (KiBMU)

I saw on Libs of TikTok where a parent was texted by her daughter that the school locked her and others in the Library because they didn't where masks.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (dKiJG)

208 BREAKING NEWS : Biden to Potential Asian Supreme Court Nominees : Drop Dead!

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (r+b6r)

209 It's the Brandemic.

And molesting children makes teachers and Brandon natural allies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 05:52 PM (dbs6Z)


Chalkhills and Children?
I'll see myself out now.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (wAnMi)

210 Feelings. Whoa-oh-oh Feelings.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (XHhHI)

211 Dude and Dudettes

This has been built into all of the iPads for 15 plus years. Every piece of info in Safari is curated by Apple.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 05:55 PM (yrol0)

212
lol @ them starting the fake black history month bullshit a week early

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 05:55 PM (sD1Jj)

213 >>>Look up Katerina Soria to see why I say: Russian women are the Sandy Koufax of women.

Which one has handled more balls?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 26, 2022 05:55 PM (HmZuC)

214 208 BREAKING NEWS : Biden to Potential Asian Supreme Court Nominees : Drop Dead!
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (r+b6r)

Harvard beat you to it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 05:55 PM (yrol0)

215
I asked earlier....

How do you make Crosby, Still, and Nash even worse?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 05:56 PM (sD1Jj)

216 "You're progressive in one way and you're still making that f**king backwards story about seven dwarfs living in a cave together, what the f**k are you doing, man?" The "Game of Thrones" actor said, calling these choices "hypocrisy." He added that if Disney is going to do a "Snow White" with a progressive spin, "let's do it, all in."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 05:53 PM (FVME7)


Put the cap on, pick up the lantern, and go the fuck back outside and stand on the front lawn you little shithead.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:56 PM (wAnMi)

217 Business Insider - basically a collection of idiot slag hookers too stupid to get hired by their lefty kook sisters over at WAPO and don't care who knows it - says Fox panel is racist! They are OUTRAGED that a black women would be picked to the supreme court! - said no one really at Fox as this actual clips of the show show:

https://tinyurl.com/5rzpzvuh

The slags at BI then try to suggest that they're just, you know reporting, and that J. Turley (constitutional scholar and about 1000 pegs up on the human thought scale to these shit-for-brains) suggests picking a women of color is unconstitutional - they even quote him - which actual shows he never even said that...

Your idiot press - these people would be fired on day one at a local car wash, that's how incredibly stupid they are.

Posted by: Boswell at January 26, 2022 05:56 PM (5iUNf)

218 repost

Interesting dynamic on FoxNews "The Five" just now with a segment about Loudoun county school board and parents yelling and screaming.

We now have mask-nazi parents shouting at free-face parents outside schools.

And the schools refusing entry to free-facers. Or making them not able to use restrooms if inside.
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Youngkin needs to send in the state popo and get things under law and order control.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 26, 2022 05:56 PM (GYllL)

219 By the way, Bad News for Brandon was XTC's most underrated album. It had the singles,

Joe thought it was shingles!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 05:56 PM (GwxCX)

220 212
lol @ them starting the fake black history month bullshit a week early

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 05:55 PM (sD1Jj)

They do this all the time. Notice at Olympics how in the longer races the white dudes start in the back on outside.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 05:57 PM (yrol0)

221 I like Young's "Harvest Moon," and play it on guitar and uke.

His one done with CSN, "Helpless" is one I like, but not the album studio version. The version done with The Band in "The Last Waltz" is the one for me.

If he's so anti war, why ain't he writing one right now about FJB and Ukraine and Roosha.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 26, 2022 05:57 PM (KiBMU)

222 Ace, I really think it's time to trumpet your idea of pushing:

"It's time to just have all kids everywhere do remote learning only, using educational videos shot by the world's single expert for each subject and grade. Who are we to endanger the lives of millions of teachers who are at risk of being sickened and dying with every contact they have with a student? I mean, won't someone think of the teachers' health?!?!"

Teachers should be careful what they demand.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2022 05:57 PM (jO1gQ)

223 You mean teachers continue to believe that they are 1000% above criticism and DEMAND people worship them and the groud they walk on???

What else is new?

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 26, 2022 05:57 PM (CdZ4i)

224 Put the cap on, pick up the lantern, and go the fuck back outside and stand on the front lawn you little shithead.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:56 PM (wAnMi)

You forgot the Shinola!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 05:58 PM (yrol0)

225 >>>...I didn't know that old phuck was married to Daryl Hannah! I see people are saying it was her that penned that - or made him do it...

contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:53 PM (wAnMi)

So, is it elder abuse if it's the elderly abusing the elderly?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 26, 2022 05:58 PM (QYPq3)

226 lol @ them starting the fake black history month bullshit a week early

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 05:55 PM (sD1Jj)
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Wait until they decide on a cause to dedicate July to.

Feb-June is "X (appreciation|history) month".

No, it will not be in the least patriotic.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 05:58 PM (XHhHI)

227 217 - Clickbait Insider. (Don't believe me? Look at that organization's horrific headlines. Headline writing - period - is a lost art, but they take it to whole new levels. Hence, Clickbait Insider.)

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 26, 2022 05:59 PM (CdZ4i)

228 Put the cap on, pick up the lantern, and go the fuck back outside and stand on the front lawn you little shithead.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 05:56 PM (wAnMi)

I was just thinking we do not have a midget at my watering hole. Damn, that would be great.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 05:59 PM (yrol0)

229 >>>I didn't know that old phuck was married to Daryl Hannah!

She's a nasty piece of work. She wasn't acting in Kill Bill.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 26, 2022 05:59 PM (HmZuC)

230 Say angry little shithead ONE more time! I am Miles Finch Bitches! Wonder if he cashed those Elf checks? I am sure not.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 05:59 PM (GwxCX)

231
So, the line "I hope Neil Young will remember...." is now moot, since ol' Neil has Brandon brain and can't remember shit?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 05:59 PM (Mzdiz)

232
Notice at Olympics how in the longer races the white dudes start in the back on outside.
Posted by: rhennigantx


lulz

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 06:00 PM (sD1Jj)

233 Big props and mad love for the XTC reference. I was listening to "Go 2" (197 this morning!
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (tnzZy)


I actually only recently found out an animator I like is Andy Partridge's kid! Not like it's an unusual name. I was really nuts over XTC (and their alter egos). Anyway, I guess Harry is in his 30's now.

Dr Bees!
https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:00 PM (wAnMi)

234
Queers and perverts own June.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 06:00 PM (sD1Jj)

235 Spotify is now removing all of Neil Young's content from their library. The choice was Neil or Rogan. That's a no-brainer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 05:51 PM (Mzdiz

I'm so glad! I tried to give them my own ultimatum. Have you ever tried to find "contact us" on Spotify? It took a while, and it's a chat bot only, and it didn't recognize my problem (lo f'n l), and offered several canned problems for me to choose from.

Posted by: April-dash my lace wigs! at January 26, 2022 06:00 PM (OX9vb)

236
**FLUSH**

*sound of fat turd-like public school teachers bouncing down outflow pipe*

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 26, 2022 06:00 PM (qe/H5)

237 It makes no sense to me," Dinklage, who has a form of dwarfism, said on Marc Maron's "WTF Podcast."

"Snow White" with a progressive spin, "let's do it, all in."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 05:53 PM (FVME7)

He does realize that the only reason he has parts, is his 'condition'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:01 PM (oHd/0)

238 First turned on TV in months, a new version of Midway made in 2019 on AMC

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 06:01 PM (2JoB8)

239 222 Ace, I really think it's time to trumpet your idea of pushing:

"It's time to just have all kids everywhere do remote learning only, using educational videos shot by the world's single expert for each subject and grade. Who are we to endanger the lives of millions of teachers who are at risk of being sickened and dying with every contact they have with a student? I mean, won't someone think of the teachers' health?!?!"

Teachers should be careful what they demand.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2022 05:57 PM (jO1gQ)

This is very common is the East. To pass the college test you must buy/subscribe to the expert on that subject.

PS They make $10 M/year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:01 PM (yrol0)

240 213 >>>Look up Katerina Soria to see ...

Balloon bra

Maybe the next generation of women will decide that normal is hip.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 26, 2022 06:02 PM (6Ae0r)

241 Queers and perverts own June.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 06:00 PM (sD1Jj)
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I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it further.

Posted by: Big Gay Vader at January 26, 2022 06:02 PM (XHhHI)

242 238 First turned on TV in months, a new version of Midway made in 2019 on AMC
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 06:01 PM (2JoB

That dude on Cheers is the Admiral.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:02 PM (yrol0)

243 118 check out Faith No More's "A Small Victory"
Posted by: ace at January 26, 2022 05:38 PM (0G13K)\

Great song, Ace, but in fairness, you can't go wrong with anything off "Angel Dust".

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 26, 2022 06:02 PM (CdZ4i)

244 First turned on TV in months, a new version of Midway made in 2019 on AMC
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 06:01 PM (2JoB

Actually a pretty good flick, surprised me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:02 PM (oHd/0)

245 Neil Young sucks.

Posted by: ballistic at January 26, 2022 06:03 PM (oXNqT)

246 He does realize that the only reason he has parts, is his 'condition'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:01 PM (oHd/0)

Dude has a decent voice. He sounds a hell of a lot more manly than most of these twink douchecanoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 06:03 PM (f4mjo)

247 New York Post
@nypost
Fauci says children younger than 4 will get three does of COVID vaccines https://trib.al/OFpxUjZ

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2022 06:03 PM (NpAcC)

248

The Dukes of Stratosphear > The Duke of New York

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2022 06:03 PM (63Dwl)

249 We need someone to fire half the teachers and professors and all the administrators. Maybe the rest will get the message.

Posted by: leber at January 26, 2022 06:04 PM (KdjcG)

250 Fauci says children younger than 4 will get three does of

Not my children.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 06:04 PM (F4b8f)

251 Dnklage was good in Prince Caspian. Wait

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:04 PM (6Je/Q)

252 2. Demand Spotify take down Joe Rogan's podcast or cease selling my music.
3. ?? ????????
4. PROFIT!
Posted by: Neil Young Superstar Supergenius Doing 10 Level Analysis at January 26, 2022 05:54 PM (LaNzR)

I'm Neil Young, BITCH!

You know. Cinamon Girl.... Like A Huricaine...

No, not The Pretender,.. that's Jackson Browne.

Yeah, the guy Lynyrd Skynyrd dissed in a song.
Well that's me, BITCH.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 26, 2022 06:04 PM (mgOaA)

253 Peter Dinklage insists upon himself

Posted by: Peter Griffin at January 26, 2022 06:04 PM (QYPq3)

254 He does realize that the only reason he has parts, is his 'condition'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:01 PM (oHd/0)


No shit, if it weren't for that, he'd have been wrapping fish in newspaper for the past 30 years.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:05 PM (wAnMi)

255 Go watches the Joe Jordan podcast.

Peterson says some serious shit.

I think even Joe was astounded.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:05 PM (yrol0)

256 No shit, if it weren't for that, he'd have been wrapping fish in newspaper for the past 30 years.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:05 PM (wAnMi)

At the low counter!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:05 PM (yrol0)

257 'Fed rate hikes coming soon amid "inflation concerns"' suggests ABC tonight. You know - ABC has looked into this and has, well, concerns.

Also, ABC tonight predicts man may someday go to the moon and that newfangled electricity invention could change man's condition!

Posted by: Boswell at January 26, 2022 06:05 PM (5iUNf)

258 >>>Dnklage was good in Prince Caspian. Wait

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:04 PM (6Je/Q)

Peter Dinklage was pretty good in Return of the Jedi.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 26, 2022 06:05 PM (QYPq3)

259 I remember there was an occasional dwarf appearing on NCIS. Friend of the Nutter Abby character.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:07 PM (6Je/Q)

260 No shit, if it weren't for that, he'd have been wrapping fish in newspaper for the past 30 years.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:05 PM (wAnMi)

At the low counter!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:05 PM (yrol0)


I guess he also could have been testing children's car safety seats...

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:07 PM (wAnMi)

261 Peter Dinklage was pretty good in Return of the Jedi.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 26, 2022 06:05 PM (QYPq3)

A fucking Jedi that can cut you off mid calf is too fucking scary.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:07 PM (yrol0)

262 213 >>>Look up Katerina Soria to see ...

Balloon bra

Maybe the next generation of women will decide that normal is hip.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 26, 2022 06:02 PM (6Ae0r)

Looks normal to me, if not blessed.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 26, 2022 06:07 PM (SH2Zi)

263 kraken, that was not Dinklage. That actor had to be written off of the show when he died.

Posted by: Catherine at January 26, 2022 06:07 PM (ZSsrh)

264 Jordan Petterson interview is 4 hours, I'll get to it sometime

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 06:08 PM (2JoB8)

265 Katarina Soze? Kaiser's daughter?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2022 06:08 PM (KZzsI)

266 I think Dinklage was Legolas' pal in LoTR.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:08 PM (6Je/Q)

267 I had something really good to say, but nah.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 26, 2022 06:09 PM (glGDV)

268 Personally... I think kids between 8 and 13 should be banished to some island for a year.

To work shit out.

"Life Lesson Island"

I only take cash. Survivors pay an additional $25K "Graduation Fee." The others... fish bait.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 06:09 PM (BFigT)

269 I guess he also could have been testing children's car safety seats...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:07 PM (wAnMi)

Fuck! We killed another midget. Call HR.

Posted by: Graco Engineer at January 26, 2022 06:09 PM (yrol0)

270 Teachers are rapey.

Posted by: I mean... at January 26, 2022 06:09 PM (fxa8U)

271 270 Teachers are rapey.
Posted by: I mean... at January 26, 2022 06:09 PM (fxa8U)

Especially the females.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 06:10 PM (II3Gr)

272 New York Post
@nypost
Fauci says children younger than 4 will get three does of COVID vaccines https://trib.al/OFpxUjZ
Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2022 06:03 PM (NpAcC)
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Those children should be explained what Faucinstein does to beagles.

See, if they want to trust him.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 06:10 PM (XHhHI)

273 Once you understand the pattern, it's so...tedious....what they're doing.

Posted by: Two Weeks at January 26, 2022 06:10 PM (ELnqd)

274 268 Personally... I think kids between 8 and 13 should be banished to some island for a year.

To work shit out.

"Life Lesson Island"

I only take cash. Survivors pay an additional $25K "Graduation Fee." The others... fish bait.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 06:09 PM (BFigT)

Daughters, 13 to 18.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:10 PM (oHd/0)

275 Buddy Hackett had a line about a midget getting his hat blown off.

Its a fart.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:10 PM (yrol0)

276 He does realize that the only reason he has parts, is his 'condition'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:01 PM (oHd/0)

Dude has a decent voice. He sounds a hell of a lot more manly than most of these twink douchecanoes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 06:03 PM (f4mjo)

He used to be the front man for a fairly successful punk rock band before he hit his acting stride,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 26, 2022 06:10 PM (Ik+Dg)

277 Personally... I think kids between 8 and 13 should be banished to some island for a year.

To work shit out.

"Life Lesson Island"

I only take cash. Survivors pay an additional $25K "Graduation Fee." The others... fish bait.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 06:09 PM (BFigT)


I'll invest in that. I'm good for 6 figures. I think Lord of The Flies 2022 could be a hit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:11 PM (wAnMi)

278 >>>Katarina Soze? Kaiser's daughter?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2022 06:08 PM (KZzsI)

Keyser! And he killed his daughter. I mean, that's how the story goes, anyway.

Posted by: Verbal Kint at January 26, 2022 06:11 PM (QYPq3)

279 268 Personally... I think kids between 8 and 13 should be banished to some island for a year.

To work shit out.

"Life Lesson Island"

I only take cash. Survivors pay an additional $25K "Graduation Fee." The others... fish bait.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 06:09 PM (BFigT)

Wasnt this a book!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:11 PM (yrol0)

280 Wasnt this a book!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:11 PM (yrol0)

Lord of the Flies,

or Peter Pan?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:12 PM (oHd/0)

281 He used to be the front man for a fairly successful punk rock band before he hit his acting stride,

*

Interesting.

What was the gimmick for the punk rock band?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 26, 2022 06:12 PM (mrkvR)

282 What was the gimmick for the punk rock band?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 26, 2022 06:12 PM (mrkvR)

Short Sets

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:12 PM (yrol0)

283 Joe Rogan: 1
Neil Young: 0
lol

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

284 He used to be the front man for a fairly successful punk rock band before he hit his acting stride,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 26, 2022 06:10 PM (Ik+Dg)
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He has an attitude about him, which gives him a sort of presence.

He was perfect for the GOT role, except the Martin made Tyrion noticeably uglier.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (XHhHI)

285 Lord of the Flies,

or Peter Pan?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:12 PM (oHd/0)


Ultimately, in the end, it's their choice.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (wAnMi)

286
Whoever said these "vaccine" mandates for children are the Democrats' version of Prima Noctae was right.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (sD1Jj)

287 Ah Peter Pan. The most adult children's book ever written.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (6Je/Q)

288 Fauci says children younger than 4 will get three does of COVID vaccines
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I can't believe they're actually pushing this. If what they want is a war, this is the way to get it. I'm assuming there are still mothers like my mother was when I was a kid. Nicest person you could ever meet until she thought someone was messing with one of us--then she'd rip your fuckin' balls off.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (sWM8x)

289 What was the gimmick for the punk rock band?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 26, 2022 06:12 PM (mrkvR)

No mic stand required.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (yrol0)

290 Dose and regimen for children 6 months to 24 months worked well, but it turned out the other group from 24 months to 4 years did not yet reach the level of non-inferiority, so the studies are continued," Fauci said, referencing effectiveness standard comparison to adults.

Did not yet reach the level of non inferiority= it was inferior. Inferior to what? Standard of care. Doing nothing. It was worse than doing nothing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (F4b8f)

291 287 Ah Peter Pan. The most adult children's book ever written.
Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (6Je/Q)

Really REALLY fucking dark when you consider the ramifications.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 06:14 PM (II3Gr)

292 What was the gimmick for the punk rock band?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 26, 2022 06:12 PM (mrkvR)

Short Sets
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:12 PM (yrol0)


Small Faces

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:14 PM (wAnMi)

293 Possible front runner for SCOTUS Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is related to Paul Ryan by marriage.

Jackson's husband, Patrick Jackson, is the twin brother of Ryan's brother-in-law William Jackson.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2022 06:14 PM (NpAcC)

294 These are not the nood teachers I was hoping for. I was hoping for a sort of David Lee Roth collection...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse


I don't feel tardy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

Oblig.:

https://youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0

Posted by: Sharkman at January 26, 2022 06:14 PM (jO1gQ)

295 Remember reading Lord of the Flies as a teenager, thought it would be that way 99 out of a hundred islands if tried.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 06:14 PM (2JoB8)

296 What artist is going to white knight Neil Young?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 06:14 PM (F4b8f)

297 Gary the Stormtrooper meets Peter Dinklage;

https://tinyurl.com/2dc94m3b

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 26, 2022 06:15 PM (3DZIZ)

298 What was the gimmick for the punk rock band?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 26, 2022 06:12 PM (mrkvR)

Full sized Stonehenge

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2022 06:15 PM (yrol0)

299 Whoever said these "vaccine" mandates for children are the Democrats' version of Prima Noctae was right.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (sD1Jj)
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Lord Faucquaad

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 06:15 PM (XHhHI)

300 Really REALLY fucking dark when you consider the ramifications.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 06:14 PM (II3Gr)


I actually re-read that 15 or so years back, and hadn't really realized how fucked up it is. Makes Treasure Island look like Cat In The Hat.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:15 PM (wAnMi)

301 Crowdsourcing the fact-checking is peak Soros. I hope.

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 26, 2022 06:15 PM (pCXlW)

302 291 287 Ah Peter Pan. The most adult children's book ever written.
Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (6Je/Q)

Really REALLY fucking dark when you consider the ramifications.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 06:14 PM (II3Gr)

May have to pull out my copy of 'Hook' tonight... haven't watched it in years.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:16 PM (oHd/0)

303 291 287 Ah Peter Pan. The most adult children's book ever written.
Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (6Je/Q)

Really REALLY fucking dark when you consider the ramifications.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 06:14 PM (II3Gr)

Sure is. I read it again a few years back. Heavy, and grim. Then I read about the author, Barrie, and understood why. In the book, the stuff about Wendy's mother, Mrs. Darling. Just - damn.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:16 PM (6Je/Q)

304 I take back fairly successful band description as I don't think they had any actual records. They played the local clubs.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 26, 2022 06:17 PM (Ik+Dg)

305 301 Crowdsourcing the fact-checking is peak Soros. I hope.
Posted by: goodluckduck at January 26, 2022 06:15 PM (pCXlW)

It's not crowdsourcing, its 'professionals' doing the fact checking.

One hallmark of Fascism was Industry and government working together for the State... that is what we are seeing here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 06:17 PM (oHd/0)

306 Sure is. I read it again a few years back. Heavy, and grim. Then I read about the author, Barrie, and understood why. In the book, the stuff about Wendy's mother, Mrs. Darling. Just - damn.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:16 PM (6Je/Q)
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I read the Barrie version to my kids. Care to refresh my memory?

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 06:18 PM (XHhHI)

307 The rotoscoped blue fairy in Pinocchio is hot. But the movie itself is fucked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 06:18 PM (F4b8f)

308 Someone fill me in why Peter Pan is dark. Never read it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 26, 2022 06:18 PM (Ik+Dg)

309 I think Dinklage was Legolas' pal in LoTR.
Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:08 PM (6Je/Q)


Nope. No credit for him in any LoTR movies on IMDB.com

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 26, 2022 06:19 PM (ZSK0i)

310 The fact that Fox is just getting around to reporting that China virus was manmade in the Wuhan lab over a year after it was well known by amateur sleuths on the internet says everything about how crappy our corporate news is.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

311 Someone fill me in why Peter Pan is dark. Never read it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 26, 2022 06:18 PM (Ik+Dg)
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Vicious mermaids. For one.

Barrie puts some of the terror back in mermaids.

Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 06:19 PM (XHhHI)

312 Spotify is now removing all of Neil Young's content from their library. The choice was Neil or Rogan. That's a no-brainer.

Harder than it seems. Turns out we last played one of his in 2017 so nobody remembered where it was.

Posted by: Spotify at January 26, 2022 06:20 PM (pbStR)

313 Personally... I think kids between 8 and 13 should be banished to some island for a year.

To work shit out.

"Life Lesson Island"

I only take cash. Survivors pay an additional $25K "Graduation Fee." The others... fish bait.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 06:09 PM (BFigT)
**********
Lord of the Flies.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2022 06:20 PM (NpAcC)

314 You know what the best part is, right? You're literally paying for them to censor the news for you, because you know they'll spend most of their day on their phones or laptops in class effing off doing their political activism.

And #conservatives DEMAND their children be shoved back into the building for 9 hours a day with these lunatics.

When are you going to address the core problem - centralized government indoctrination. Stop calling it education. It was barely that when I was going to school in the early '80s. Government "schools" was always part of the cradle-to-grave system.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 26, 2022 06:21 PM (e284D)

315 146 Last time I checked, the life expectancy of a Russian woman was around 78, and for a man was in the 40s.

Talk about a time bomb...


yeah, well, consider this: china has too many men, because females were frequently aborted under the one child policy. russia has too many women, because the men are drinking themselves together. there's a border between the two.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 26, 2022 06:21 PM (sGtp+)

316 306
I read the Barrie version to my kids. Care to refresh my memory?
Posted by: Axeman at January 26, 2022 06:18 PM (XHhHI

Mr and Mrs Darling's relationship. The fairy orgies. Peter's amorality. And so on. The part that grabbed me most, honestly, were the adults in the story. J M Barrie the author was a VERY troubled man. Sort of at a Lewis Carroll level, only differently.

Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:22 PM (6Je/Q)

317 "...says everything about how crappy our corporate news is."

Truthiness is directly related to the initial vehement denials. If you see them strongly deny something, anything, you know they are lying.
In the USA, we've been awash in lies for decades.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2022 06:22 PM (jTmQV)

318 Noodify

Posted by: Rex B at January 26, 2022 06:22 PM (RL9TN)

319 Dinklage was big in "Game of Thrones".

I mean, really big. A big character.

All over the place big.

Yuge.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Badluck Streak in Dancing School at January 26, 2022 06:22 PM (vcOmj)

320 He puts the myrrh in myrrhmaid.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 06:23 PM (F4b8f)

321 Ah Peter Pan. The most adult children's book ever written.
Posted by: kraken at January 26, 2022 06:13 PM (6Je/Q)
........

that Tinker Bell was quite the party girl.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2022 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

322 The cats out of the bag. The horse has left the barn. Nobody trusts media anymore. Ratings and warnings mean shit. Every one knows sources are biased. The left has gone apeshit crazy. The credibility is gone.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 26, 2022 06:24 PM (0OmEj)

323 310 The fact that Fox is just getting around to reporting that China virus was manmade in the Wuhan lab over a year after it was well known by amateur sleuths on the internet says everything about how crappy our corporate news is.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)
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It also says that this information has been approved for dissemination.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 26, 2022 06:26 PM (6Ae0r)

324 >>It also says that this information has been approved for dissemination.

Good point. There's no way they could have just learned about what really happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 06:27 PM (ZLI7S)

325 268 Personally... I think kids between 8 and 13 should be banished to some island for a year.

To work shit out.

"Life Lesson Island"

Lord of the Flies. Kill the pig

Posted by: 7man at January 26, 2022 06:27 PM (qwO6y)

326 About that Fox story about single adult illegal aliens being resettled around the country: Monkey Werx on Youtube has been tracking this for months. He's ex military and tracks military planes on his Youtube channel. Something else he noticed: Not a single time has the plane carrying Joe Biden been designated as Air Force One. So Monkey Werx is a bit of Q guy, but lately the Q guys have been right about a lot of stuff. https://www.youtube.com/c/MonkeyWerxUS/videos

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 26, 2022 06:29 PM (STpkO)

327 22 Who should i vomit kiss? Hurry.

Sorry I'm late - Lori Lightfoot. Quick. Induce if required.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 26, 2022 06:33 PM (qfLjt)

328

nood neil-and-bob

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 06:34 PM (sD1Jj)

329 29 Dacha's. Private cars. Lots of medals. Vodka.

Very often eventually followed by bullet(s).

Posted by: Ciampino at January 26, 2022 06:37 PM (qfLjt)

330 I was 8 years old I think, I got into a fight in the kinder area. I was a I forget the term, but I was in 5th grade and I was tutoring the kindie kids, you know teaching numbers and letters and acting as what australia calls a "junior caregiver" and we, the 5th graders, kinda had a competition about who's friend would score best, so we focused on letters and numbers and other things.

One kid, out of NOWHERE came in (another 5 or 4th grader) on a potty break and went straight at my best friend at the time. His name was Mike, I still talk to him. and I LAUNCHED at this fuck, I remember his name too, but I'm not gonna say it; because internet, and all of the kindies ran up to attack him. It was both Hillarious and sad. Later I got a bunch of good marks, as did my friend Mike and John because we really did care about teaching the kindies.

I completely lost track of what I was about to say, but that was a GREAT moment in my life. 30 or so kindie's running in to protect someone 5 years older than them

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 26, 2022 06:51 PM (kOTP9)

331 All of these kindergarteners attacking in swarm. And yes that's a real story.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 26, 2022 06:54 PM (kOTP9)

332 174 So...1.7 million software licenses. All paid by teachers.
I wonder what Ol Joe's cut was?
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10% same as always.

(I know someone is going to say $20 same as in town).

Posted by: Ciampino at January 26, 2022 07:05 PM (qfLjt)

333 Applying liscense to the the US Military is DISGUSTING!

THAT in and of itselfis an anti trust environment.

Having to confirm a liscense on a military system was an INSULT because I was ComSec, and I knew immediatly EVERYTHING was compromised, but my commanders didn't care.

FUCKING IDIOTS

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 26, 2022 07:10 PM (kOTP9)

334 2881/5911/6341

I know my shit on comsec

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 26, 2022 07:12 PM (kOTP9)

335 176 "Islands in the stream...that is what we are..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 26, 2022 05:47 PM (XvPQV)
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If you like Pina Coladas.
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"Hello Major Tom. Are you receiving?

Posted by: Ciampino at January 26, 2022 07:13 PM (qfLjt)

336 185 BREAKING NEWS : Biden to Potential Hispanic Supreme Court Nominees : Drop Dead!
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Does the candidate need to have a slight Indian accent?

Posted by: Ciampino at January 26, 2022 07:19 PM (qfLjt)

337 Story.

I was raised Catholic, my wife, wasn't raised in faith at all, other than a LITTLE bit of eastern orthodox. Then She fell in love with someone (not me) and became LDS, got married, had sex, then the piece of shit she married committed suicide, fuck him. Then she turned to Jehova's witnesses, then she recognized that she LOVES "Cults."

She isn't insulting to any of those faiths, including my sorta faith, but she understnads how they recruit.

We were in Vegas, and we had no real plans other than going to 2 particular shows, and one of those promotional things, you know the timeshare presentations came up, and She could get one ticket for 2 and I could get 1 ticket for 2, so we went to the timeshare indoctrination.

It was so GREAT! because wife knows that she was in cults, or cultlike faiths. We are on the bus going to the indoc for the time share, and she is clapping and slapping and singing so sarcastically, "I LOVE the Cult Bus, it's so fun, Everyone sing!"

She did that the whole time, it was hillarious, she even did it during presentation, we ALMOST bought shit at the end, but I shut that down.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 26, 2022 07:20 PM (kOTP9)

338 My final point is that whenever "spirit in the sky" plays my wife is just a fucking spiritualist dancer. It's HILLARIOUS!!! "This is the good cult song."

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 26, 2022 07:21 PM (kOTP9)

339 as in "happy clapper"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 26, 2022 07:22 PM (kOTP9)

340 168 Look up Katerina Soria to see why I say: Russian women are the Sandy Koufax of women.

Natalie Wood was hot.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 26, 2022 07:23 PM (qfLjt)

341 Katerina is a lefty?

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 26, 2022 07:32 PM (oWBc3)

342 We have a free market in media Breitbart? Is very small niche market. Very few use it
Peoe have a choice they choose media that Ace does not approve of.

Posted by: Kurt at January 26, 2022 07:54 PM (gA04b)

343 269 I guess he also could have been testing children's car safety seats...
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 06:07 PM (wAnMi)

Fuck! We killed another midget. Call HR.
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I loved the Bible salesman in Foul Play.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 26, 2022 08:30 PM (qfLjt)

344 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2022 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

345 314 You know what the best part is, right? You're literally paying for them to censor the news for you, because you know they'll spend most of their day on their phones or laptops in class effing off doing their political activism.
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Illinois schools adjust to new law giving students 5 mental health days
https://is.gd/qkwQNA

Posted by: Ciampino at January 26, 2022 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

346 I'd say I hope it's too late for these destructive and selfish teachers unions.
Parents ain't gonna forget TEO WHOLE YEARS of these union thugs giving them the finger.

I think this is the beginning of the end for them

Posted by: GetchaPull at January 26, 2022 08:48 PM (aR6C/)

347 XTC...one of the more criminally underrated bands of our time

Posted by: spike at January 26, 2022 09:20 PM (VxxX3)

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