Banana Jackpot Cafe

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Orphaned wild boar piglet is raised as a dog.

That's a lot of sheep.

Dog wants a pedicure, too.

Baby red pandas.

Ninja dog!

Ninja cat!

Ninja turtle!

She never had a chance.

Inman: Proper firearms handling.

Good news: His makeshift lever rig actually got his car off the barrier. Bad news: He wound up playing see-saw with a car.

Dogs v. Skynet.




Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Is "banana jackpot" the same thing as a "Lucky Pierre"?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 07:30 PM (II3Gr)

2 What a colorful owl

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

3 Pretty owl

Posted by: fluffy at January 26, 2022 07:31 PM (tIat9)

4 YES!!!

The dude just lost on Jeopardy.

Finally.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 26, 2022 07:31 PM (T+/KY)

5 Why would anyone throw paint on an owl?

That's just mean.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 07:32 PM (RU4sa)

6 The corgis are a visual representation of the Horde trying to stay on topic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 26, 2022 07:32 PM (GbPPJ)

7 Every time I look at the side bar and see OM's name I just want to cry. The hurt just isn't going away

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2022 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

8
I hate fucking monkeys.
But those monkeys remind me of the Hitchcock movie Frenzy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 07:33 PM (sD1Jj)

9 What kind of owl is that? I love it!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 26, 2022 07:34 PM (lCui1)

10 Far out! I can watch Jeopardy! again.

Posted by: klaftern at January 26, 2022 07:34 PM (taPSh)

11 Moon Moon!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 26, 2022 07:34 PM (rz+/y)

12 Still trying to figure out if Koufax was a red or Russkies are left handed.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 26, 2022 07:34 PM (oWBc3)

13 YES!!!

The dude just lost on Jeopardy.

Finally.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Thanks, I can watch again... I might watch tonight too so I can cheer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 26, 2022 07:35 PM (d3guq)

14 Wow, gorgeous. Anyone know what kind of owl that is? Didn't know there were colorful ones.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2022 07:35 PM (OssQ4)

15 The married-couple Owl commercial is my favorite Geico commercial:

Her: Just so you know, I'm having brunch with Megan tomorrow.
Him: Who?
Her: Megan, from work?
Him: Who?
Her: Seriously, you've met her like three times.
Him: Who?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 26, 2022 07:35 PM (PiwSw)

16 Ben needs a pet wild boar

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 07:35 PM (2JoB8)

17 That owl makes me think of Nagel for some reason...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 07:36 PM (6FeV1)

18 Finally.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Threw the fight. Our long unnatural nightmare is over.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2022 07:37 PM (OssQ4)

19 >>>YES!!!

The dude just lost on Jeopardy.

Finally.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 26, 2022 07:31 PM (T+/KY)

Dude! We got 3 hours.

Posted by: West Coast at January 26, 2022 07:37 PM (QYPq3)

20 I've seen those monkeys somewhere before...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2022 07:37 PM (R/m4+)

21 Banana Jackpot. Or as Mrs. Kristol calls it. Ladies night out (or in will work for her)

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 07:38 PM (GwxCX)

22 If you own a corgi, you aren't shocked in the least that none of them came when called.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 07:38 PM (dbs6Z)

23 Is "banana jackpot" the same thing as a "Lucky Pierre"?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 26, 2022 07:30 PM (II3Gr)



Minus the swing man.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2022 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

24 >>>The corgis are a visual representation of the Horde trying to stay on topic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 26, 2022 07:32 PM (GbPPJ)

Peter Dinklage was pretty good in that corgi race.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 26, 2022 07:38 PM (QYPq3)

25 Dude! We got 3 hours.
Posted by: West Coast at January 26, 2022 07:37 PM (QYPq3)

AoSHQ: All the news you didn't want to read just yet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 07:39 PM (6FeV1)

26 Every time I look at the side bar and see OM's name I just want to cry. The hurt just isn't going away
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 26, 2022 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

...

Yeah.

I'm glad it's still there though. Going to be tough again the time I load the page and it's gone.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 26, 2022 07:39 PM (z9npv)

27 "22 If you own a corgi, you aren't shocked in the least that none of them came when called.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger"

the tragic curse of VCD - Voluntary Canine Deafness

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 26, 2022 07:39 PM (9CuDT)

28 Evening.

I'm outside of Scranton, Pennsylvania where the temperatures will drop into the single digits overnight.

Man was not meant to live like this. People! You can move to warmer, happier climates!

Well...the God fearing types what love the good things in life. The commies can keep freezing their asses off.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2022 07:39 PM (WtWcG)

29 The corgis are a visual representation of the Horde trying to stay on topic.
Posted by: alexthechick

The Horde haz topics?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 26, 2022 07:40 PM (d3guq)

30 corgis are always fun to watch

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

31 Click on a cute animal tweet, get your daily dose of lefty twitter:

John Cleese
@JohnCleese

23h
So Fox News is on Russia's side in the conflict with Ukraine

Not surprising really ; Rupert Murdoch isn't a big fan
of democracy

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 07:41 PM (F4b8f)

32 DJT Jr. on twatter. We are possibly on the verge of WW3 and Biden went shopping today and had ice cream and called it a day at 3:05 p.m.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 07:41 PM (GwxCX)

33 OM's Memorial page is still open on my phone, haven't erased it yet.

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 07:41 PM (2JoB8)

34 17 That owl makes me think of Nagel for some reason...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 07:36 PM (6FeV1)


Are you making plans?

Posted by: blaster at January 26, 2022 07:41 PM (9otr5)

35 That is one cool owl!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2022 07:42 PM (jTmQV)

36 I wouldn't mind a bitter winter if it meant a mild summer, but PA is just a pendulum of meteorological shit. Nasty brutal winter followed by scorching disgusting summer, with maybe four weeks total of pleasant spring or fall.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 07:42 PM (6FeV1)

37
It's childish, but I've always wondered how animals could survive in 0 degree temperatures. Polar bears, I can understand. But rabbits and chickmunks, tho?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 07:42 PM (sD1Jj)

38 Owls are among the most amazing critters. Incredible sensory capabilities tailored of course to hunting their prey. They can *hear* the heartbeat of prey from a distance, even if their (amazing) eyes can't see it.

Great horned owls seem to be on a circuit around here (suburban SoCal). They'll be in the area for a few nights (always a pair), perched high on telephone poles, presumably seeing/hearing everything for a good distance. Have a distinctive hooting pattern, sort of a haunting one.

Love it when they're around. I envision all kinds of rats and mice becoming their dinner.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 07:42 PM (OTzUX)

39
The dude just lost on Jeopardy.


https://youtu.be/BvUZijEuNDQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2022 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

40 The banana benders of Queensland want a word with you.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2022 07:42 PM (vuisn)

41
Those were two of the best Inman clips in some weeks. The seesaw car was hilarious.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 26, 2022 07:43 PM (pNxlR)

42 I've seen those monkeys somewhere before...

Were you recently on a road in PA?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 26, 2022 07:43 PM (IDhUW)

43 The corgis are a visual representation of the Horde trying to stay on topic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 26, 2022 07:32 PM (GbPPJ)


BOOBS!

Oh, wait, was that rude?

Posted by: blaster at January 26, 2022 07:43 PM (9otr5)

44
It's like Burisma doesn't exist...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 07:43 PM (sD1Jj)

45 PETA says Spotted Owls taste like chicken.

(People Eating Tasty Animals)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 26, 2022 07:43 PM (d3guq)

46 If 39 isn't a Weird Al link, then I don't know you people any more.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2022 07:43 PM (OssQ4)

47 Supposedly, according to lefty twitter, the walls are closing in on Trump, Matt Gaetz, and Mike Lindell.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 07:43 PM (F4b8f)

48
Banana feast for monkeys == reparations!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 26, 2022 07:44 PM (pNxlR)

49 Ha!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2022 07:44 PM (OssQ4)

50 >>>Not surprising really ; Rupert Murdoch isn't a big fan
of democracy

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 07:41 PM (F4b8f)

In all fairness, I'm not either. I prefer the representative constitutional republic based on personal liberty we have... or had. Yeah, had.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 26, 2022 07:44 PM (QYPq3)

51 And YT has permabanned Bongino.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 07:44 PM (F4b8f)

52 Corgi chaos. So like a 'nood' here then?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

53 I think peacock pride owl is fake.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2022 07:45 PM (NpAcC)

54 47 Supposedly, according to lefty twitter, the walls are closing in on Trump, Matt Gaetz, and Mike Lindell.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 07:43 PM (F4b8f)

It's like Chicken Little if Chicken Little had ran around screaming "THE WHEELS ARE CLOSING IN BRAWWWWK!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 07:45 PM (6FeV1)

55 I've seen those monkeys somewhere before...

Were you recently on a road in PA?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

I was thinking Apple Store.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2022 07:45 PM (OssQ4)

56 We had an owl out our way. It would hoot from up in a tree 20 yards away. The hoot would penetrate my double paned windows like they were nothing. Sounded like he was in the room with me.
I dunno how he did it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2022 07:45 PM (jTmQV)

57 the tragic curse of VCD - Voluntary Canine Deafness

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 26, 2022 07:39 PM (9CuDT)


And their ears stand straight up and are longer than their legs.

They aren't even trying to fake it.

They just don't f*cking care.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 07:46 PM (dbs6Z)

58 I wondered if the top pic was real. Did a quick search for blue owls and there are such birds. I didn't see any as beautiful as the top picture though.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 26, 2022 07:46 PM (IDhUW)

59 In all fairness, I'm not either. I prefer the representative constitutional republic based on personal liberty we have... or had. Yeah, had.
Posted by: In Reel Life

You can't call yourself king because some watery tart lobbed a sword at you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 07:46 PM (F4b8f)

60 What colour is a blue owl?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 07:46 PM (UHVv4)

61
For those who haven't had enough current events for today, Salty Cracker is live on youtube to wind your stems:

https://youtu.be/rSrO96QQm5Q

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 07:48 PM (sD1Jj)

62 And YT has permabanned Bongino.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 07:44 PM

Of course they have. Sorry, no differences allowed!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 07:48 PM (GwxCX)

63 That orphaned wild boar is a javelina. The best javalina is roast suckling javalina.
They grow up to stink and taste like they smell.
The rule of thumb for wild hogs in Texas is sows under 150lbs and boars under 100lbs. Javalina is nothing over 100lbs unless you love the taste of ass.

Posted by: Drc at January 26, 2022 07:48 PM (llGBY)

64 Was sort of hot in the sun today, when doing yard work. 70s. Started to cool off about 45 minutes ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 07:48 PM (OTzUX)

65 Be kinda neat if Biden gave Europe to Putin.

Make war for Taiwan though.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 26, 2022 07:49 PM (z4Y4k)

66 The young pretty Asian gal with the Aussie accent. I like. Not sure about a 'pet' wild boar.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2022 07:49 PM (sAmhv)

67 62 And YT has permabanned Bongino.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 07:44 PM

Of course they have. Sorry, no differences allowed!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 07:48 PM (GwxCX)

YT is slowly backing themselves into the position of being a video repository rather than a leading-edge content provider.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 07:49 PM (6FeV1)

68 > Javalina is nothing over 100lbs unless you love the taste of ass.

Booty Jig Jig perks up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 07:50 PM (BFigT)

69 36 I got out of PA and NE OH due to the weather. Mild winters here, but the few weeks where it gets cold kick my ass. I was out today, mid thirties, and felt like it was some Yukon adventure.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 07:50 PM (lz5hY)

70 We had an owl out our way. It would hoot from up in a tree 20 yards away. The hoot would penetrate my double paned windows like they were nothing. Sounded like he was in the room with me.
I dunno how he did it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2022 07:45 PM

We have them all over, but one nesting pair built there's right outside our bedroom window. Like 15 feet away. It was cool the first night, then,,not so much. Ugh. Owlets this spring were cute as hell though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 07:50 PM (GwxCX)

71
Twitter's main function is to keep the Democrat base continuously juiced up.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 07:50 PM (sD1Jj)

72 Owls eat gophers, right? Then: Owls = good guys.

Posted by: wth at January 26, 2022 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

73 >>Owls are among the most amazing critters. Incredible sensory capabilities tailored of course to hunting their prey. They can *hear* the heartbeat of prey from a distance, even if their (amazing) eyes can't see it.

A few years ago I heard a bunch of crows going nuts in my backyard. I went out to see what they were squawking about and they were all gathered around a huge owl sitting in a tree at the edge of property.

He had a mouse in one talon and a completely bored look on his face. The crows were just a minor annoyance to him. That was one huge bird.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 07:51 PM (ZLI7S)

74 Every R is VA got the Youngkin election message...

Can the Rs in the Congress and Senate now get up and say this for us, too...

https://twitchy.com/ dougp-3137/2022/01/26 /straight-fire-virginia- rep-torches-dems-whose-kneejerk- reaction-to-disagreement- is-to-cry-racist-or-sexist/

Posted by: Nova local at January 26, 2022 07:51 PM (exHjb)

75 Good thing the "boar" raised by a dog was a sow.

Otherwise, Ben Had's kitchen table would've been required. *wince! cringe!*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 07:52 PM (QzJWU)

76 It's easy to rile up the democrap base because they're all retarded

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 26, 2022 07:53 PM (flINI)

77 Tracking an eagle over 20 years...

https://twitter.com/Locati0ns/status/
1486316360036917249

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 07:54 PM (UHVv4)

78 John Cleese, go directly to the cranky old has-been bin. Say "cheerio" to Neil Young.

Posted by: Hands - falling iguana warning in FLA at January 26, 2022 07:54 PM (786Ro)

79 What colour is a blue owl?
Posted by: andycanuck

Laurel

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 07:54 PM (F4b8f)

80
Down to -1, tonight.

12-18" snow predicted for this Saturday.

It'll be cold, which is good. If it's "dry" too, the snow will be light, which will be good.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 07:54 PM (sD1Jj)

81 74 Every R is VA got the Youngkin election message...

Can the Rs in the Congress and Senate now get up and say this for us, too...

Posted by: Nova local at January 26, 2022 07:51 PM (exHjb)


To be fair Nick Freitas did not just suddenly find his...voice on this. This is pretty much him. Plus, he's probably a little cheesed off that he beat Spannberger in 2018 until they "found" a USB stick with 84000 votes for her. And only her.

Posted by: blaster at January 26, 2022 07:54 PM (9otr5)

82 OM's Memorial page is still open on my phone, haven't erased it yet.
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2022 07:41 PM (2JoB
*********
Still open on my IPad. It's like still holding on and not wanting to let go. I really miss him.

I do fear I'll accidentally post there and have to have CBD, bail me out like last time.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2022 07:55 PM (NpAcC)

83 Here's the tiny link to Nova Local's story:

https://tinyurl.com/4ztruaca

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2022 07:55 PM (OssQ4)

84 Fk utoob. I don't care what's on there. Die fuciers die.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 07:56 PM (vrz2I)

85
I'm outside of Scranton, Pennsylvania where the temperatures will drop into the single digits overnight.

_________

Better you than me, he said unsympathetically.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2022 07:56 PM (/U27+)

86 I got out of PA and NE OH due to the weather. Mild winters here, but the few weeks where it gets cold kick my ass. I was out today, mid thirties, and felt like it was some Yukon adventure.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 07:50 PM

It's all what you're used to I guess. We've had sub zero mostly for a few weeks now. minus 23 the other morning, sans windchill. That brought it to a balmy minus 40 or so. We get a brief break for a few days befor heading back to sub zero all day. its 15 above right now and I just went out with the dog and it felt very warm. (respectively)

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 07:56 PM (GwxCX)

87 owls. meh.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 07:56 PM (V13WU)

88 "YT is slowly backing themselves into the position of being a video repository rather than a leading-edge content provider."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 07:49 PM (6FeV1)

Rumble needs to get off their ass and loosen their wallets and start poaching some people from YouTube. Get some car guys, gamers, movie reviewers, reaction video people, etc., etc.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 26, 2022 07:57 PM (4thlk)

89 Some of you have just been awaiting the proper motivation to visit Austin, TX. Well, that motivation has almost arrived!

On January 28th, Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke's retail store for campaign merchandise in his soon-to-be-ill-fated run for Governor against Greg "The Squish" Abbott will open.

Within, you may find and be able to buy yard signs, t-shirts, buttons, and stickers! (Sadly, however, due to costs increasing almost daily, you will not be able to purchase that O'Rourke trademark, avacados.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

90 Well, I had the social high point of my week today. I saw a car back about 10 ft into my driveway, so that it could turn around on the street, and go the other direction.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 26, 2022 07:58 PM (ZEHVO)

91 Amazing. Thousands of sheep being herded by 5 border collies.

If the sheep disagreed with the decisions made for them, they could easily destroy the border collies by trampling and stomping.

But each sheep individually knows that he would get his/her ass handed to them in a one on one battle with an individual border collie. So they are easily controlled by occasional nip of a handful of dogs because no sheep has the wherewithal to sacrifice its own safety and begin the fight.

Each sheep, while appearing to be acting as one of the collective is actually an individual coward. So the flock is not actually a collective, is a closely grouped collection of individual cowards, each fearful for its own safety, none willing to act.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 07:58 PM (dbs6Z)

92 Anyone know what kind of owl that is? Very attractive, and I'd like to look up some information on it, but I don't know what to search on.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 26, 2022 07:58 PM (JJatH)

93
Owls are among the most amazing critters. Incredible sensory capabilities tailored of course to hunting their prey. They can *hear* the heartbeat of prey from a distance

I wonder how they know that for a fact?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2022 07:59 PM (63Dwl)

94 Oh my, San Jose city passes a law saying if you own a gun, you must not only register it with us, but must pay us $25 a year to administer it, AND have insurance to cover gun liability.

So much for, shall not be infringed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 07:59 PM (oHd/0)

95 And yeah, the sow was likely a Javelina.

Which, contrary to appearances, are not Porcine, but are the Collard Peccary, a breed apart from the Pig family altogether.

Ditto on the suckling age Peccary for the BBQ. And even then, one errant flick of a knife across a scent gland, and now your meat reeks of SKUNK. I'd have to be starving to eat even the most well prepared Javelina, given all the horror stories of folks gagging on not-so-carefully handled fare.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 07:59 PM (QzJWU)

96 Here's the tiny link to Nova Local's story:

https://tinyurl.com/4ztruaca
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2022 07:55 PM (OssQ4)


I think Nick Frietas is the real thing! Virginia only needs hundreds more like him at every level of state and local government, and we'd be Virginia again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 07:59 PM (hOUT3)

97 Saw an owl up close on my local golf course. Was near the end of my round, it was dusk, stars were out and the sun had just set. I hear something land on a tree above me. An owl. A very large owl. It was just sitting and looking around. Probably trying to figure out why I was still golfing on his hunting grounds. Its getting dark, go home! It was kind of late. I forgot to look at the sunset time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2022 07:59 PM (sAmhv)

98
Try "blue owl."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at January 26, 2022 08:00 PM (sD1Jj)

99 Well on Monday an F-35C apparently did a ramp strike on USS Carl Vinson in the South China Sea and then tumbled overboard. The pilot ejected and was rescued but seven sailors aboard the carrier were injured.

Now the Navy plans to recover the wreckage in an attempt to guard the plane's technology.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2022 08:00 PM (h/lhD)

100 Blue owl > Blue Falcon

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

101 Thanks again Ace.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 26, 2022 08:01 PM (JfNvZ)

102 The old lady from Nepal has a happy cat.

https://youtu.be/yZIj0Tp9spE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 26, 2022 08:01 PM (ybIRR)

103 Posted by: Nova local at January 26, 2022 07:51 PM (exHjb)

Excellent comments by Mr. Freitas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2022 08:01 PM (dprVF)

104 As most morons have likely deduced by now I have a tendency to recap stories in the cafe on account of being at work when the interesting stuff went down.

*reads previous post*

Excuse me while I laugh myself silly.

Posted by: CppThis at January 26, 2022 08:01 PM (UewuT)

105 Nova local, thanks for posting that. That speech was fire.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2022 08:01 PM (OssQ4)

106 86 Yep, climate exposure will get your body tolerant of a specific range. When I was returning from a SE Asia all paid trip, I found my then skinny ass in O'Hare airport, short sleeve shirt and trops. Boy, that was cold.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:01 PM (lz5hY)

107 Owls are among the most amazing critters. Incredible sensory capabilities tailored of course to hunting their prey. They can *hear* the heartbeat of prey from a distance

I wonder how they know that for a fact?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2022 07:59 PM

Not sure about the owls, but if you listen carefully you can hear the squirrels, chipmunks, gophers or mice etc. as they are carried away. It sounds like....Fuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkk!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:02 PM (GwxCX)

108 I think that owl has been colorized

But check out #21 on this list (barking owl)

https://www.color-meanings.com/colorful-owls/

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 26, 2022 08:02 PM (lCui1)

109 90 Well, I had the social high point of my week today. I saw a car back about 10 ft into my driveway, so that it could turn around on the street, and go the other direction.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 26, 2022 07:58 PM (ZEHVO)

Walked by a window and saw a car I did not recognize parked in front of my house.... I have a courtyard with a wrought iron fence and gate... which I can hear when it opens. It had not for at least awhile... but I had a package waiting for me from earlier.

Guy took one look at me, and drove off.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 08:02 PM (oHd/0)

110 Each sheep, while appearing to be acting as one of the collective is actually an individual coward. So the flock is not actually a collective, is a closely grouped collection of individual cowards, each fearful for its own safety, none willing to act.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 07:58 PM (dbs6Z)



This reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2022 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

111 Now the Navy plans to recover the wreckage in an attempt to guard the plane's technology.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Glad it was only 'injuries'...
I wonder how deep they're going to have to go to recover it...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 26, 2022 08:03 PM (d3guq)

112 Now the Navy plans to recover the wreckage in an attempt to guard the plane's technology.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2022 08:00 PM (h/lhD)

Ewwww... nice... gonna pull out the Glomar Explorer?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 08:03 PM (oHd/0)

113 PETA says Spotted Owls taste like chicken.
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Actually, seagull tastes like a cross between a spotted owl and a Bald Eagle. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Drc at January 26, 2022 08:04 PM (llGBY)

114 I think Nick Frietas is the real thing! Virginia only needs hundreds more like him at every level of state and local government, and we'd be Virginia again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 07:59 PM (hOUT3)

We're starting to add them up in our favor...

Posted by: Nova local at January 26, 2022 08:04 PM (exHjb)

115 86 Yep, climate exposure will get your body tolerant of a specific range. When I was returning from a SE Asia all paid trip, I found my then skinny ass in O'Hare airport, short sleeve shirt and trops. Boy, that was cold.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:01 PM

LOL. Yep, the first day of 50 or above around here and you will see people in convertibles with the top down. Motorcycles etc. When it's fall and the same temp everyone has sweaters and shit on. Just takes time to climatize to your surroundings.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:05 PM (GwxCX)

116 ..Ewwww... nice... gonna pull out the Glomar Explorer?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 08:03 PM (oHd/0)


Don't know why they wouldn't? I mean, the F-35 is worth at least a Kilo of Manganese Nodules?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 08:05 PM (QzJWU)

117 Psychedelic Owl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:06 PM (f4mjo)

118 Oh shit, there's an article link at CFP that says the Rs can block Biden's SCOTUS nom.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2022 08:06 PM (7cRTM)

119 The old lady from Nepal has a happy cat.

Posted by: BourbonChicken

My pussy is happy too!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at January 26, 2022 08:06 PM (mD/uy)

120 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk kisses a dwarf.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:06 PM (vrz2I)

121 Now the Navy plans to recover the wreckage in an attempt to guard the plane's technology.
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Is this not too the story of John McCain?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 08:07 PM (UHVv4)

122 No wait, Lt Uhura.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:07 PM (vrz2I)

123 Lt Uhura kisses a dwarf.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:07 PM (vrz2I)

124 Each sheep, while appearing to be acting as one of the collective is actually an individual coward. So the flock is not actually a collective, is a closely grouped collection of individual cowards, each fearful for its own safety, none willing to act.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 07:58 PM (dbs6Z)

This subtext is rapidly turning into text.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:07 PM (f4mjo)

125 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk kisses a dwarf.
Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:06 PM

Don't tell Peter Dinklage. I bet you that little fucker cashes all of his checks from Elf. Hypocritical douche.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:08 PM (GwxCX)

126 Elecrrical banana charging stations should be free and in every city.

Posted by: The entitled. at January 26, 2022 08:08 PM (n/szn)

127 I thought this was kinda cool. Dunkirk/Star Wars mashup, dogfight to Star Wars music.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aKTYo8-0IQs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 08:09 PM (FVME7)

128 " Elecrrical banana charging stations should be free and in every city."

It's bound to be the next phase.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:09 PM (vrz2I)

129 Javalina is nothing over 100lbs unless you love the taste of ass.

Posted by: Drc

Say what?

Posted by: Don lemon at January 26, 2022 08:10 PM (hTWNl)

130 Oh shit, there's an article link at CFP that says the Rs can block Biden's SCOTUS nom.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2022 08:06 PM (7cRTM)


"But that's NOT who we are!"
Queue applause and cheers from Senate Republicans!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:10 PM (hOUT3)

131 118 Oh shit, there's an article link at CFP that says the Rs can block Biden's SCOTUS nom.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 26, 2022 08:06 PM (7cRTM)

A few places are running the same article - it's about the committee not getting a majority to approve the nominee out, so it eventually becomes not a nominee vote (50 votes + VP) but a motion for discharge (60 votes)...committees are even steven Repub/Dems, so it would take a squirrel to get a majority committee vote.

Posted by: Nova local at January 26, 2022 08:10 PM (exHjb)

132 Oh yeah. We talk about various crazy towns here, and here's one that deserves attention. Neighbor lady's kid is on a work assignment in PG County MD. He's commented to Mom about the culture shock. He and his fiance visited the nut ward known as Takoma Park,MD . He says it ain't Arkansas.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:10 PM (lz5hY)

133 Didn't actually (yet) look at the Freitas comments, but first reaction today when hearing that the WH announced it's race- and gender-based SCOTUS nomination approach (correct?) was to wonder (yeah, I'm kidding) whether even one useless GOP drone, or anyone with any profile at all, would finally, finally, finally rise up and scorch this racist idiocy and attack and mock the human garbage pushing it.

Just imagine in a country of 330M one high-profile person - even a small group thereof - finally, loudly and harshly denouncing what should have been ravaged from the first time it appeared.

The most vile and idiotic racist tokenism is now simply "normal", elicits no denunciations. Not to worry, I'll get over it. Or already have. But what a pathetic shell of a civic culture remains.

Oh - has Tim Scott yet rushed to the microphones to announce he'll support the nominee yet unnamed? Just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

134 Heh, Casto's kid it in denial about people wanting freedom in Canada.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 08:12 PM (qpolg)

135 The dude just lost on Jeopardy.


Apparently to a gay librarian.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2022 08:12 PM (axyOa)

136 Corgi race - one that actually comes when u call it is the loser!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 26, 2022 08:12 PM (n/szn)

137 Wow, that owl is remarkable. Just beautiful.

Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2022 08:12 PM (wyw4S)

138 Elecrrical banana charging stations should be free and in every city."

It's bound to be the next phase.
Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:09 PM


You've got to come on down
to Electric Avenue.
And then we take you higher!

Posted by: The Banana Peels at January 26, 2022 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)

139
Just saw this from the Bad Cat, one of my favorite Substackers. Remember Melissa Harris-Perr? Tampon earrings, IIRC. And a bunch of other crap.

Well, she did a spot for MSLSD and said, "We have to break through this idea that kids belong to their parents, or belong to their families and recognize that kids belong to the community."
https://tinyurl.com/4b3knwh5

She's saying the quiet part out loud now. They all are. He goes on to talk about telling the Big Lie over and over brainwashes you as well. These lunatics have self-hypnotized themselves. They have no idea how bat-shit crazy they sound.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:13 PM (Mzdiz)

140 Really do not need Glomar Explorer for this. In the 1970s an F-14A aboard USS America suddenly had an engine surge and bolted off the carrier with the two crew ejecting as the plane sank into Davy Jones' Locker, Atlantic Division.

The Navy hauled the wreckage up in a very large net. The plane had also been carrying an AIM-54A Phoenix.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2022 08:13 PM (h/lhD)

141 "people wanting freedom in Canada."

There's gonna be an insurrection in Ottawa. Even if they have to make one up.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:13 PM (vrz2I)

142 Ditto on the suckling age Peccary for the BBQ. And even then, one errant flick of a knife across a scent gland, and now your meat reeks of SKUNK. I'd have to be starving to eat even the most well prepared Javelina, given all the horror stories of folks gagging on not-so-carefully handled fare.
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Yup. If I disnt skin and process it, I wouldn't eat it. Skunk is too kind a word for how it tastes.
And by the way. I don't bother skinning and prepping them. I leave them for the buzzards.

Posted by: Drc at January 26, 2022 08:14 PM (llGBY)

143 You see that owl after you drop acid. The colors! The colors!

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 26, 2022 08:14 PM (mNhhD)

144 What was odd about the dude on Jeopardy was his responses seemed odd. Just something about his responses seemed off to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:14 PM (f4mjo)

145 Lt Uhura kisses a dwarf.
Posted by: fd at January

Phrasing?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 08:15 PM (mD/uy)

146 What Rhomboid said!

My mouse battery died and it is harder to cut and paste as a result. Fucking touch pads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:15 PM (f4mjo)

147 >>Well, she did a spot for MSLSD and said, "We have to break through this idea that kids belong to their parents, or belong to their families and recognize that kids belong to the community."

A few weeks ago I saw an article in a San Francisco (I think) paper that was all about this very topic.

This ball got rolling when Hillary started that idiotic It takes a village to raise a child crap.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2022 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)

148 Wow, gorgeous. Anyone know what kind of owl that is? Didn't know there were colorful ones.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 26, 2022 07:35 PM (OssQ4)

I think his beak is red from the prey he just killed and ate. Note some red on his whiskers, too.

"Mother Nature, red in fang and claw."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 08:15 PM (P3gRi)

149 They have no idea how bat-shit crazy they sound.
Posted by: publius,
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Or how many of us have had just about enough.

Posted by: Drc at January 26, 2022 08:16 PM (llGBY)

150 Phrasing?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 08:15 PM (mD/uy)

First read that as 'Phasering', so *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:16 PM (f4mjo)

151 What was odd about the dude on Jeopardy was his responses seemed odd. Just something about his responses seemed off to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:14 PM (f4mjo)


Haven't seen it yet. Mrs D and I were just wondering last week what the ratings were doing? Now we know.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2022 08:16 PM (axyOa)

152 My mouse battery died and it is harder to cut and paste as a result. Fucking touch pads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:15 PM


Have you considered replacing the battery, rather than trying to poke through the touch pad?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

153 Phasering?

Kirk doing the Dirty Sanchez with a Tholian in the interface?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2022 08:17 PM (h/lhD)

154 Milwaukee Wants To Punish Automakers For Making Cars "Too Easy To Hijack"

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There's nothing those bastard capitalists won't screw up!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 08:18 PM (FVME7)

155 "We have to break through this idea that kids belong to their parents"

If kids don't belong to parents why are moms allowed to kill the kid in them?

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:18 PM (vrz2I)

156 Phrasing?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 08:15 PM (mD/uy)

First read that as 'Phasering', so *golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:16 PM

Set your phasers to stun. Lt. Ohura, dwarf speed!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:18 PM (GwxCX)

157 Have you considered replacing the battery, rather than trying to poke through the touch pad?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

Actually, I promptly forgot when I went to the grocery earlier to get dog food.

Fucking 40 year old brains.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:18 PM (f4mjo)

158
Apparently to a gay librarian.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2022 08:12 PM (axyOa)
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Sounds fabulous.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 26, 2022 08:19 PM (llXky)

159 "Phrasing?
Posted by: Tonypete"

She's gonna kiss something. Stay tuned for the shocking reveal!

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:19 PM (vrz2I)

160 Milwaukee Wants To Punish Automakers For Making Cars "Too Easy To Hijack"

How about punishing the perps parents for making dumb asses for kids?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:19 PM (GwxCX)

161 Tholians are asexual crystalline insectoids who live in a high-Kelvin environment. How did Kirk manage?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2022 08:20 PM (vuisn)

162 Thanks On Mark Engineering and USAF, the early paint scheme for the B-26K Counter Invader was Gloss Deep Green on top and Gloss Dawn Gray undersides.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2022 08:20 PM (h/lhD)

163 106 86 Yep, climate exposure will get your body tolerant of a specific range. When I was returning from a SE Asia all paid trip, I found my then skinny ass in O'Hare airport, short sleeve shirt and trops. Boy, that was cold.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:01 PM (lz5hY)

We refueled in Fairbanks. Thankfully it was August.

Posted by: Javems at January 26, 2022 08:20 PM (AmoqO)

164 YT is slowly backing themselves into the position of being a video repository rather than a leading-edge content provider.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 07:49 PM (6FeV1)

On top of that, they are running metric megafuckton of of shitty ads, peddling crap that only Commies and fags would buy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 08:20 PM (P3gRi)

165 Haven't seen it yet. Mrs D and I were just wondering last week what the ratings were doing? Now we know.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2022 08:16 PM (axyOa)

I missed today's I am just talking in general. Aside from the dude in a dress and makeup, he seemed off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:20 PM (f4mjo)

166 "people wanting freedom in Canada."

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They're behind the Eskimo curtain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 08:20 PM (FVME7)

167 It's Kirk...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2022 08:20 PM (h/lhD)

168 Fucking 40 29 year old brains.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:18 PM (f4mjo)

FIXT!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:20 PM (hOUT3)

169 nuts

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM (hOUT3)

170 If every car had a .50 cal turret mounted to the roof, they would be less easy to hijack.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM (F4b8f)

171 breathes sigh of relief
makes another margarita

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM (hOUT3)

172 Really do not need Glomar Explorer for this. In the 1970s an F-14A aboard USS America suddenly had an engine surge and bolted off the carrier with the two crew ejecting as the plane sank into Davy Jones' Locker, Atlantic Division.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 26, 2022 08:13 PM (h/lhD)
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That was when we had a serious Navy. One willing to fly aircraft that could just randomly KILL YOU.

Now we're all about safe spaces. In the military.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM (llXky)

173 'M'am, watch where you walk. These monkeys have just had an accident.'

Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM (0OP+5)

174 Corgis called for a nood right there when somebody says something in the old thread that can't be left to stand

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 08:22 PM (wAnMi)

175 If kids don't belong to parents why are moms allowed to kill the kid in them?
Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:18 PM

Because, my body my choice!!! Oh, wait, that went out the window now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:22 PM (GwxCX)

176 breathes sigh of relief
makes another margarita

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM (hOUT3)
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How was the kickboxing?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 26, 2022 08:22 PM (llXky)

177
Canada has got themselves a convoy.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=lqYTX7parRw

Hope they crash Justin's gate doing 98.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:22 PM (Mzdiz)

178 'M'am, watch where you walk. These monkeys have just had an accident.'
Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM (0OP+5)


Do these streets look slick to you!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:23 PM (hOUT3)

179 nuts
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM


* snaps mandibles and pediciles *

Posted by: The Barrel at January 26, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

180 If kids don't belong to parents why are moms allowed to kill the kid in them?

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:18 PM (vrz2I)
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They're not. We make that decision for them.

Posted by: Chinese Communist Party at January 26, 2022 08:23 PM (llXky)

181 Glomar glomar the explorer...Chinese swiper, noooo swiping!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:24 PM (GwxCX)

182 173 'M'am, watch where you walk. These monkeys have just had an accident.'
Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM (0OP+5)

That was no accident. They did it on purpose.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2022 08:24 PM (vuisn)

183 How was the kickboxing?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 26, 2022 08:22 PM (llXky)


Good for me, but not so good for the Brandon mannequin!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:24 PM (hOUT3)

184 Corgis called for a nood right there when somebody says something in the old thread that can't be left to stand

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 26, 2022 08:22 PM (wAnMi)

Then the undernood, and everyone is all confuzzled.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 26, 2022 08:24 PM (SH2Zi)

185 163 Returned in January. Made a refuel before Travis somewhere in AK. We still had prohibited beverages which we consumed in the terminal.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:25 PM (lz5hY)

186 Canada has got themselves a convoy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:22 PM (Mzdiz)
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Eating poutine while driving in metric. Terrifying, I'm sure.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 26, 2022 08:25 PM (llXky)

187 We still had prohibited beverages which we consumed in the terminal.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:25 PM

Decaf coffee it was then eh?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:26 PM (GwxCX)

188 That was when we had a serious Navy. One willing to fly aircraft that could just randomly KILL YOU.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM


We've gotten better. Now we have ships whose drivers could just randomly kill you.

Posted by: Sisterhood of 7th Fleet OODs at January 26, 2022 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)

189 My mouse battery died and it is harder to cut and paste as a result. Fucking touch pads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:15 PM

Have you considered replacing the battery, rather than trying to poke through the touch pad?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

Look at the guy with the big brain.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 26, 2022 08:27 PM (SH2Zi)

190 I've never subscribed to National Review.

A friend had (note past tense) a subscription and would loan me the magazines after he was finished.

Anyhow, I got a big promotion from them this week. It's pretty funny how they boast of being "fearless" and also their list of authors, which oddly includes VDH who doesn't work there, they just use his syndicated column.

Anyway, it was amusing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 26, 2022 08:27 PM (llXky)

191 Hope they crash Justin's gate doing 98.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:22 PM

Well if it's KPH it needs to be faster!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:27 PM (GwxCX)

192 What was odd about the dude on Jeopardy was his responses seemed odd. Just something about his responses seemed off to me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 26, 2022 08:14 PM (f4mjo)

Off, like his nuts?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 08:27 PM (P3gRi)

193 Just saw this from the Bad Cat, one of my favorite Substackers.

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He's got a bad cattitude.

Posted by: bluebell at January 26, 2022 08:27 PM (wyw4S)

194 Biden gets a SCOTUS pick? God help us. Or SMOD help us.

Prefer SMOD- let's be done with all of it.

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2022 08:28 PM (geLO8)

195 > Really do not need Glomar Explorer for this.

True.

However the F-14 was robust. The F-35 is fragile. A "net" would not be prudent. You want ALL the parts salvaged. Being that this is the 2nd or 3rd "mishap" with variations of the '35 there might need to be an analysis OWKA "Safety Stand Down."

Learn how to service and fly the bitch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 08:28 PM (BFigT)

196 We've gotten better. Now we have ships whose drivers could just randomly kill you.

Posted by: Sisterhood of 7th Fleet OODs at January 26, 2022 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)
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What, get a radar plot from that bitch? Hell no!

Posted by: Lt (jg) Karen just before impact at January 26, 2022 08:28 PM (llXky)

197 178 'M'am, watch where you walk. These monkeys have just had an accident.'
Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2022 08:21 PM (0OP+5)

Do these streets look slick to you!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:23 PM (hOUT3)
'Officer, why didn't you say something before I got out of my car? This is dangerous with all the banana peels and....whatever this brown stuff....(sniffs fingers) this is shit! MONKEYSHIT!'

Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2022 08:28 PM (0OP+5)

198 Breyer might decide to teach premature annonciators a lesson and not retire on their schedule. Let's Go Brandon !

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 08:29 PM (V13WU)

199 Biden gets a SCOTUS pick? God help us. Or SMOD help us.

Prefer SMOD- let's be done with all of it.

Posted by: DB at January 26, 2022 08:28 PM (geLO
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It'll be Dr. Jill.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 26, 2022 08:29 PM (llXky)

200 An orphaned puppy raised by pigs would be interesting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2022 08:30 PM (yQpMk)

201 This is the episode that got Shatner into horses.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:30 PM (vrz2I)

202 Kamala at an EV charging station last month...

Jake Schneider @jacobkschneider
11:32 AM : Dec 13, 2021
"There's no sound or fume," Kamala Harris remarks at an event highlighting the Biden administration's obsession with electric vehicles.

"So... how do I know it's actually working?"

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 08:30 PM (UHVv4)

203 Kamalala isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 08:32 PM (qpolg)

204
Hah. Rand Paul was on with Jesse Watters, and Jesse asked him what you should do when confronted by the mask Nazi Karens, after playing the elevator mask Karen clip.

Paul responded, "I would say bear spray but that might get me in trouble, so I won't say that. You should just back away and say, 'Lady you are crazy, leave me alone".

"Back away and just say, look, can't you find some other lunatic friends to hang out with?"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:32 PM (Mzdiz)

205 Have you considered replacing the battery, rather than trying to poke through the touch pad?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 26, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)


Wait, there's a battery in there? I was sure it was all solar!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:32 PM (hOUT3)

206 Kamala at an EV charging station last month...

Jake Schneider @jacobkschneider
11:32 AM : Dec 13, 2021
"There's no sound or fume," Kamala Harris remarks at an event highlighting the Biden administration's obsession with electric vehicles.

"So... how do I know it's actually working?"
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 08:30 PM

Please tell me that's fake. I might rethink this Biden stepping aside thing. At least he's got an excuse for being a dumb son of a bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:33 PM (GwxCX)

207 "So... how do I know it's actually working?"
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 08:30 PM (UHVv4)

Because some little old lady in the next county lost power to her oxygen concentrator, and she's slowly gasping to death?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 08:33 PM (P3gRi)

208 I always wonder if Shatner had trouble keeping a straight face during this episode.

Posted by: Mookie at January 26, 2022 08:34 PM (u+Y3T)

209 We will need lyrics to "Convoy" in Canuckish before this is over. Rubber Duck taking 10/7 at Tim Hortons, Eh?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:34 PM (lz5hY)

210 Bootsie the cattle corgi drives cattle, takes a quick dip in the pool, goes back to work....

https://tinyurl.com/2p8wmh9z

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 08:35 PM (dbs6Z)

211 Glomar glomar the explorer...Chinese swiper, noooo swiping!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:24 PM (GwxCX)


Soon I shall complete the Underwater Plane Findanator! I shall find every plane in the Tri-State area!
-Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2022 08:35 PM (axyOa)

212 "So... how do I know it's actually working?"

Look you dumb bitch, what do you think this is, a mousepad FFS?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:35 PM (GwxCX)

213 206 Kamala at an EV charging station last month...

Jake Schneider @jacobkschneider
11:32 AM : Dec 13, 2021
"There's no sound or fume," Kamala Harris remarks at an event highlighting the Biden administration's obsession with electric vehicles.

"So... how do I know it's actually working?"
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 08:30 PM
Please tell me that's fake. I might rethink this Biden stepping aside thing. At least he's got an excuse for being a dumb son of a bitch.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:33 PM (GwxCX)
'Just mash that red button.'
-Eleanor Norton Holmes

Posted by: Eromero at January 26, 2022 08:35 PM (0OP+5)

214 The idiot likely will have 2 SCOTUS picks. The airhead Latina is not healthy.

This was instantly and obviously one of the disasters of Trump's removal. It's a lengthy list, but the opportunity cost of not having 1-2 more SCOTUS picks is among the possibly most consequential.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 08:36 PM (OTzUX)

215 Tholians are asexual crystalline insectoids who live in a high-Kelvin environment. How did Kirk manage?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 26, 2022 08:20 PM (vuisn)


The episode was the Tholian Weebo.
I think that is the clue

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 08:36 PM (ZMraq)

216 "So... how do I know it's actually working?"

Touch the nozzle to your tongue.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2022 08:37 PM (vrz2I)

217 We will need lyrics to "Convoy" in Canuckish before this is over. Rubber Duck taking 10/7 at Tim Hortons, Eh?


"They even had a hoser in the air"

Posted by: Mookie at January 26, 2022 08:37 PM (u+Y3T)

218 We will need lyrics to "Convoy" in Canuckish before this is over. Rubber Duck taking 10/7 at Tim Hortons, Eh?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:34 PM

And a reefer haulin logs...Yea hey there logbuster, ya wanna back off about 40 meters? 10-4 hoser.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:38 PM (GwxCX)

219 Need to ask around, haven't come across anyone methodically tracking the cancelled industrial/manufacturing projects since end of 2020. There's one steel mill, and today the cancelled copper/nickel mining lease in MN, that I've seen. Would be nice to have the self-inflicted economic disaster documented as we stagnate along.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 08:38 PM (OTzUX)

220 Hehe.. too think the GOPe will stop an Supreme Court nominee is setting yourself up for disappointment.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 26, 2022 08:39 PM (+ldAm)

221 This was instantly and obviously one of the disasters of Trump's removal. It's a lengthy list, but the opportunity cost of not having 1-2 more SCOTUS picks is among the possibly most consequential.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 08:36 PM (OTzUX)


Which is why they pulled out all the stops in November to ensure Trump would never get another SCOTUS pick!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:39 PM (hOUT3)

222 Pic of the Freedom Convoy from Small Dead Animals:

https://tinyurl.com/ycxtfrka

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 08:39 PM (P3gRi)

223
You got a copy on me, eh? And I think they are required to repeat every line in French, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:40 PM (Mzdiz)

224 We will need lyrics to "Convoy" in Canuckish before this is over. Rubber Duck taking 10/7 at Tim Hortons, Eh?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:34 PM (lz5hY)
---
Ya, dis is Rubber Duck, eh? Take off, you hoser!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 26, 2022 08:40 PM (llXky)

225 220
See 130

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:41 PM (hOUT3)

226 Oh shit, there's an article link at CFP that says the Rs can block Biden's SCOTUS nom.

--

They won't. They were only good for blocking Trump's agenda.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2022 08:42 PM (sVtYq)

227 WWIII is gonna be lit.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 08:42 PM (qpolg)

228 Need to ask around, haven't come across anyone methodically tracking the cancelled industrial/manufacturing projects since end of 2020. There's one steel mill, and today the cancelled copper/nickel mining lease in MN, that I've seen. Would be nice to have the self-inflicted economic disaster documented as we stagnate along.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 08:38 PM

Grandpa pudding cancelled two leases for copper nickel and other mining in areas that border the Boundary Water Canoe area. The "Cidiots" come up once a year with their Subaru's and feel, much like the mask crowd, superior and smarter than you. The irony is, that crowd is all about Gaia and EV's but are too stupid to figure out how shit is made and what it's made from. Apparently they run on pine needles. The Iron Range has been a blue area until reality stopped that. Trump won it for the first time in decades.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:44 PM (GwxCX)

229 This story on single illegals being shipped across America is, um, interesting. Fucking Chick Norris movie.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 26, 2022 08:44 PM (oWBc3)

230 Whelp... the Reddit "AntiWork" sub is toast. Not surprised as it was a shitshow of unimaginable proportions.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 08:44 PM (BFigT)

231 I think in honor of the Freedom Convoy we should all adapt Canadian CB handles for the evening.

Posted by: Hockey Puck at January 26, 2022 08:44 PM (vrz2I)

232 They won't. They were only good for blocking Trump's agenda.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2022 08:42 PM (sVtYq)


Now, THAT's who WE are!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:45 PM (hOUT3)

233 >> WWIII is gonna be lit.

Yeah. But WW IV is not. It will be fought with sticks and stones.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:45 PM (Mzdiz)

234 HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Day TWO of artfully dodging Employee Health.
I'm a sneaky one. And I have some of my PSRs looking out for me.

They'll not rape my nostrils!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2022 08:45 PM (U2p+3)

235
And a reefer haulin logs...

In 2022 it's a reefer haulin' reefer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2022 08:46 PM (63Dwl)

236 Yeah. But WW IV is not. It will be fought with sticks and stones rubble.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:45 PM (Mzdiz)


A suggestion

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3)

237 231 Extremely polite fan of sub sandwiches and beer but mostly beer. 10/4.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 26, 2022 08:47 PM (lz5hY)

238 190. " I've never subscribed to National Review."

I think that if their well-heeled donors ever figure out that NR has next to no influence, the thing is done.

I used to subscribe, decades ago, but then I ultimately got to a point where the mag would come in the mail and would sit around unread. Perhaps without overtly seeing it, I sensed that NR had ceased to be of interest.

As to some of its "graduates" - David French and Jonah Goldberg come to mind - the fact that they're not living in homeless shelters and eating in soup kitchens is testimony to the sad fact that we are living in an age dominated by 5th rate intellectuals. This is also another proof of my theory that a free society always carries within it the seeds of its own destruction - such a society generates so much wealth that the surplus cannot be fully absorbed by productive activity, and therefore winds up lending support to the creation of a parasitical class of neurotic and lazy malcontents who spend their days taking pot shots at the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 08:48 PM (njExo)

239 They'll not rape my nostrils!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2022 08:45 PM (U2p+3)


Hang in there nurse!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 08:48 PM (hOUT3)

240
Do they have 11 long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus? I don't think it's a proper convoy until you do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:49 PM (Mzdiz)

241 I think in honor of the Freedom Convoy we should all adapt Canadian CB handles for the evening.
Posted by: Hockey Puck at January 26, 2022 08:44 PM

Labatt Blue Ice...man, not the chubby odd Val Kilmer kind.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:49 PM (GwxCX)

242 20 I've seen those monkeys somewhere before...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2022 07:37 PM (R/m4+)

Pennsylvania highway earlier this week.

Posted by: Flyover at January 26, 2022 08:49 PM (Rbu5d)

243 Canadian CB handles - the Apologetic Bandit

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 26, 2022 08:50 PM (oWBc3)

244 Pennsylvania highway earlier this week.
Posted by: Flyover at January 26, 2022 08:49 PM

Wasn't that a song by America? Pennsylvania highway...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:51 PM (GwxCX)

245 DOT mandates that EV charging stations emit a 120dB escalating "Whoooooooooop" as they charge a vehicle, so the customer is aware the unit is charging.

As an alternative, the charger can make a full power diesel engine noise and emit thick black smoke.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 08:51 PM (F4b8f)

246 Yea breaker breaker, this here is Tony AKA, the rubber monkey....

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:52 PM (GwxCX)

247 You really need a meme submission form

tinyurl.com/mry9u5zh

I suppose you'd just be inundated and never get to any actual news

Posted by: Jiben Boe at January 26, 2022 08:52 PM (cbac2)

248 National Review was never the same after the change from volumes to issues.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) KTS3847 at January 26, 2022 08:53 PM (yQpMk)

249 Canadian handle: The Hoser

Posted by: Mookie at January 26, 2022 08:53 PM (u+Y3T)

250 Do they have 11 long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus? I don't think it's a proper convoy until you do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:49 PM

Starring Michael Moore as the entire convoy. Almost Denehy like.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:54 PM (GwxCX)

251 Breaker, breaker! This is Brown Note!

Posted by: Tootin' Uncle Joe Biden at January 26, 2022 08:54 PM (Xrfse)

252 64 Was sort of hot in the sun today, when doing yard work. 70s. Started to cool off about 45 minutes ago.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 26, 2022 07:48 PM (OTzUX)

[squints at thermometer]
huh. 2 degree F
[squints at rhomboid]

Posted by: Flyover at January 26, 2022 08:55 PM (Rbu5d)

253 Not a fan of monkeys or chimps. A mass escape of orangutans, however, would have been both sweet and hilarious.

Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 08:55 PM (njExo)

254 226 Oh shit, there's an article link at CFP that says the Rs can block Biden's SCOTUS nom.
--
They won't. They were only good for blocking Trump's agenda.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 26, 2022 08:42 PM (sVtYq)

We don't need it blocked; the spot can't stay empty for 3 years, so Biden will get somebody on. And Breyer is already a brain dead lib vote on every issue, so there won't be any change with his replacement.
BUT.... You can have a lot of fun with a fight you know you're going to lose in the end, because you don't have to worry about trying to "win". You can do other things.

The Goal will be - find ways to drag this out for most of the rest of the year, making sure the Dems can't do anything else with the time they've got left in power. (like trying to resurrect BBB) Most importantly, make *every* Dem Senator in a contested seat come out publicly in favor of a far left, Abolish the Police, Confiscate All Guns candidate. (since we know that's who Biden will nominate) The choice has been made; THIS is what November's election will be about. Make this fight count!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 08:55 PM (evAgx)

255 Take off, to the great white North, it's a beauty way to go! Elsinor's for everyone! North bound and down, loaded up and truckin....we gonna do what they say can't be done...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:55 PM (GwxCX)

256
I think that if their well-heeled donors ever figure out that NR has next to no influence, the thing is done.

__________

It had a purpose when we were fighting the godless Bolsheviks but after the fall of the Berlin Wall it lost its reason for existing.
Domestic stuff was just not that interesting to WFB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2022 08:56 PM (/U27+)

257 I nominate Bill Kristol and the rest of the NT dems to go fight WWIII in Ukraine while the rest of us hang back and wait for civil war II.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 08:56 PM (F4b8f)

258 253 Not a fan of monkeys or chimps. A mass escape of orangutans, however, would have been both sweet and hilarious.
Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 08:55 PM (njExo)

so you're saying you Hate Fucking Monkeys?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 08:57 PM (evAgx)

259 I nominate Bill Kristol and the rest of the NT dems to go fight WWIII in Ukraine while the rest of us hang back and wait for civil war II.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 08:56 PM


Oooh, I like this plan.

Posted by: Mrs. Kristol at January 26, 2022 08:58 PM (GwxCX)

260 Grampa, nobody's gonna hear you yelling into that soup can.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 26, 2022 08:58 PM (Xrfse)

261 "Despite your brains you're the most contemptible things in the universe". Star Trek predicts our current elites.

Posted by: Mookie at January 26, 2022 08:58 PM (u+Y3T)

262 Take off, to the great white North, it's a beauty way to go! Elsinor's for everyone! North bound and down, loaded up and truckin....we gonna do what they say can't be done...
Posted by: Minnfidel

Dix-quatre, bon copain

Posted by: Mikleuse le Truckeur at January 26, 2022 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)

263 Not a fan of monkeys or chimps. A mass escape of orangutans, however, would have been both sweet and hilarious.
Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 08:55 PM (njExo)

so you're saying you Hate Fucking Monkeys?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 08:57 PM

It's a trap!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:59 PM (GwxCX)

264
How big of a cargo plane would you need to haul Capt. Cuck's lard ass over there? YUGE.

And take the rest of the fat fuck cuck squad, like Kevin D., Jonah the Whale, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:59 PM (Mzdiz)

265 THIS is what November's election will be about. Make this fight count!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 08:55 PM (evAgx)


You know that sounds like a lot of hard work, and fighting for anything is not really who WE are...

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:00 PM (hOUT3)

266 It was in the teens here in the Bluegrass most of the day. Sunny. Little wind. I sat in the garage with the back door opened in the sun, a pair of sweats, a sweatshirt and a cigar. No worries. Actually went out to refill the bird feeders in short sleeves with the air temp at 15.

I have a lot of fat on me. Apparently.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2022 09:00 PM (BFigT)

267 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 08:55 PM (evAgx)

By stating Beforehand that he would only select a Black Female, Biden broke the Equal Opportunities Act.

Because they have both a Black, and Women, already on the Court... so he can't claim a 'racial quota' for affirmative action reasons.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 09:00 PM (oHd/0)

268 I have a "little" surprise for you? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT???

Posted by: Dinky Peter at January 26, 2022 09:00 PM (vrz2I)

269 Rebel News
@RebelNewsOnline
Prime Minister Trudeau says the "small, fringe minority" on their way to Ottawa "hold unacceptable views" and are undermining the rights, freedoms and values of Canada.

-
Unacceptable views are verboten!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 09:00 PM (FVME7)

270 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at January 26, 2022 09:00 PM (x8kT3)

271 Starring Michael Moore as the entire convoy. Almost Denehy like.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2022 08:54 PM (GwxCX)


They used to haul the precursor chemicals for the glue used in the plywood mills around in giant bladders on flatbed trucks.

That's Michael Moore

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 09:01 PM (ZMraq)

272 Three degrees here. Supposed to go negative by midnight. Not really a fan but hey, it's winter.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:02 PM (Xrfse)

273 That's Michael Moore
Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 09:01 PM (ZMraq)

*plorp*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:02 PM (6FeV1)

274 @RebelNewsOnline
Prime Minister Trudeau says the "small, fringe minority" on their way to Ottawa "hold unacceptable views" and are undermining the rights, freedoms and values of Canada.

-
Unacceptable views are verboten!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 09:00 PM (FVME7)

Ass-rape him with a red hot ice auger. Useless spawn of Castro.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 09:02 PM (P3gRi)

275 Unacceptable views are verboten!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 09:00 PM (FVME7)


Well, to be fair, unacceptable views tend to threaten the mandated acceptable views held by all the people that really count!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:03 PM (hOUT3)

276 Pretty big of Democrats to allow Biden to be a complete racist, re: He'll only hire a black woman for the SC.

I do hope someone sues his dumbass into oblivion. Like a class action suit made up of all other races of people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:03 PM (4fSQf)

277 Justine gets any more wee-wee'd up she's liable to pop another eyebrow. Poor dear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:04 PM (6FeV1)

278 Prime Minister Trudeau says the "small, fringe minority" on their way to Ottawa "hold unacceptable views" and are undermining the rights, freedoms and values of Canada.

Rights and freedoms? That's hilarious.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)

279 @RebelNewsOnline
Prime Minister Trudeau says the "small, fringe minority" on their way to Ottawa "hold unacceptable views" and are undermining the rights, freedoms and values of Canada.

*

You mean like the 1.5% or so of the population that is gay and gets every single thing they want even though everyone is repulsed by them?

Like that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at January 26, 2022 09:05 PM (/6kZi)

280 278 Prime Minister Trudeau says the "small, fringe minority" on their way to Ottawa "hold unacceptable views" and are undermining the rights, freedoms and values of Canada.

Rights and freedoms? That's hilarious.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)


If you're vaccinated, why does it matter if I'm not.

Simple question that should be asked over and over and over in front of marxists like this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:06 PM (4fSQf)

281 276 Pretty big of Democrats to allow Biden to be a complete racist, re: He'll only hire a black woman for the SC.

I do hope someone sues his dumbass into oblivion. Like a class action suit made up of all other races of people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I can help with that.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at January 26, 2022 09:06 PM (U2p+3)

282 Rights and freedoms? That's hilarious.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)

How is anyone supposed to be free to be right and follow them if rabble rousers keep confusing them with non-approved ideas?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:06 PM (6FeV1)

283 OK, was just watching Tucker and they showed the flights of illegals being shipped around.

I know there is a federal law about aiding and Abetting illegal aliens, but States like Calif also have a broader law that is about aiding and abetting ANY illegal act.

As Transporting illegals is clearly against the law, even if the government is doing it, could a STATE use a state law to prosecute the guys running the companies and flying the planes, for aiding and abetting the breaking of the aiding and abetting Federal Law?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

284 DO NOT FUCK THE PRIMATES

THANK YOU

Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at January 26, 2022 09:08 PM (mdaT8)

285 Simple question that should be asked over and over and over in front of marxists like this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:06 PM (4fSQf)

Your apparently an idiot who didn't pay attention in school.

Now shut that damn door, you're letting all the Science out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:08 PM (6FeV1)

286 It had a purpose when we were fighting the godless Bolsheviks but after the fall of the Berlin Wall it lost its reason for existing.
Domestic stuff was just not that interesting to WFB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2022 08:56 PM (/U27+)


NR's purpose while Bill Buckly was in charge was to set conservative orthodoxy and exclude all those crazy dissenting voices like the Larouchites and the socially conservative liberals. This accomplished making the Conservative movement a very predictable political pillar that could be guaranteed to quash any original thinking and not lead to any real change. It also made WFB the gatekeeper and a very powerful individual.

French et al claim to be the inheritors of WFB so they can also be powerful by controlling the movement.

Of course, any competent competitor they have long since chased off, so the movement is stuck with them as preeminent philosophers.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 09:08 PM (ZMraq)

287
Funny how these lefty supposed paragons of tolerance and human rights and anti-racism are going full Nazi, now isn't it?

Macron said they were "not citizens". Justine says their views are unacceptable. This is what mass formation psychosis looks like. The leaders go crazy too, they go full Nazi (or witch-burner).

I saw a funny meme that had Justine made up in a "gay Hitler" uniform, hot pink, with syringe swastika armband.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 09:08 PM (Mzdiz)

288 If you're vaccinated, why does it matter if I'm not. Simple question that should be asked over and over and over in front of marxists like this.

Agreed but it hasn't worked at all for me. My family holds fast to the propaganda. The unjabbed are at fault for everything that's occurred.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:09 PM (Xrfse)

289 We don't have rights and freedoms anymore. We have permissions and obligations as dictated by the government.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 09:09 PM (II3Gr)

290 258. "so you're saying you Hate Fucking Monkeys?" - Tom Servo

I believe it would be more accurate, and certainly less susceptible to misinterpretation, to say that I Fucking Hate Monkeys.

Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 09:09 PM (njExo)

291 "You should be wearing a mask."
"Why?"
"So that you don't catch COVID."
"I don't care if I do."
"OK, then wear one so that you don't give *me* COVID."
"I don't care if I do."
"....?!....."
"Beautiful. Mutated."

Posted by: ZOD at January 26, 2022 09:09 PM (x8kT3)

292 Honestly, "mutant monkey orgy" is a pretty fit description of the *Biden Administration.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:10 PM (6FeV1)

293 Your apparently an idiot who didn't pay attention in school.

Now shut that damn door, you're letting all the Science out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:08 PM (6FeV1)

*You're

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 09:10 PM (II3Gr)

294 the best part about Biden saying that he will only choose a black woman is that it's an open admission that he is NOT going to choose the Best Qualified Jurist; she will always be known as the Affirmative Action Justice.

In fact, it's our task to make sure that she will ALWAYS be known as the Affirmative Action Justice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 09:11 PM (evAgx)

295 Hey, can anyone tell me the trick to accessing comments on archived threads?

Posted by: Children in mass graves in NY from Fauci's experiments at January 26, 2022 09:11 PM (Mzdiz)

296 ...Each sheep, while appearing to be acting as one of the collective is actually an individual coward. So the flock is not actually a collective, is a closely grouped collection of individual cowards, each fearful for its own safety, none willing to act.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 07:58 PM (dbs6Z)

Is that a metaphor for something? 'Cause I think that's a metaphor for something, but I can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 26, 2022 09:11 PM (qma9m)

297 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 09:08 PM (Mzdiz)

As I pointed out earlier today, one of the defining characteristics of Fascism was the Partnership between the Government, and Business, to further the interest of both the State, and Businesses.

Kinda like when the CDC tells Big Tech, what to censor (which they did, emails prove it).

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

298 "If you're vaccinated, why does it matter if I'm not."

This vaccine does not work like that.

Posted by: Dinky Peter at January 26, 2022 09:12 PM (vrz2I)

299 Agreed but it hasn't worked at all for me. My family holds fast to the propaganda. The unjabbed are at fault for everything that's occurred.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:09 PM (Xrfse)

Tell them, "tough shit, you took the clot shot, and you're going to die. Can I have your stuff?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 09:12 PM (P3gRi)

300 I had some science in my fridge but it went bad.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:12 PM (4fSQf)

301 I'm not going to pick the most qualified Supreme Court Justice. I'm going to pick a black woman!

- Joe Biden

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at January 26, 2022 09:12 PM (/6kZi)

302 *You're
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 09:10 PM (II3Gr)

(that was part of the joke)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:12 PM (6FeV1)

303 *You're
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 09:10 PM (II3Gr)


Another grammarist sighting!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:13 PM (hOUT3)

304 Most important qualifications for the Supreme Court:

1. Brown Skin
2. Vajayjay
3. We don't need a 3.

Posted by: Splunge at January 26, 2022 09:14 PM (PQ4Fz)

305 I'm not going to pick the most qualified Supreme Court Justice. I'm going to pick a black woman!

- Joe Biden
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at January 26, 2022 09:12 PM (/6kZi)

Poor kids are just as smart as white kids, no matter what everybody says.

- Also Joe Biden

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:14 PM (6FeV1)

306 302 *You're
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 09:10 PM (II3Gr)

(that was part of the joke)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:12 PM (6FeV1)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT WAS PART OF THE JOKE.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 26, 2022 09:14 PM (oHd/0)

307 286. "NR's purpose while Bill Buckly was in charge was to set conservative orthodoxy and exclude all those crazy dissenting voices like the Larouchites and the socially conservative liberals. This accomplished making the Conservative movement a very predictable political pillar that could be guaranteed to quash any original thinking and not lead to any real change. It also made WFB the gatekeeper and a very powerful individual." - Kindltot

A very shrewd observation.

Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 09:15 PM (njExo)

308 I'm not going to pick the most qualified Supreme Court Justice. I'm going to pick a black woman!
- Joe Biden
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at January 26, 2022 09:12 PM (/6kZi)


Thanks MR, I am still laughing at that!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:15 PM (hOUT3)

309 300 I had some science in my fridge but it went bad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:12 PM (4fSQf)

Yes, well past the sell by date, you will have to pay me for MORE science.

Posted by: Dr. Faucistein at January 26, 2022 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

310 >>*You're
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 09:10 PM (II3Gr)

*Yer

Posted by: ZOD at January 26, 2022 09:16 PM (x8kT3)

311 Each sheep, while appearing to be acting as one of the collective is actually an individual coward. So the flock is not actually a collective, is a closely grouped collection of individual cowards, each fearful for its own safety, none willing to act.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 07:58 PM (dbs6Z)

So this is actually about us, isn't it?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 26, 2022 09:16 PM (MFphb)

312 And take the rest of the fat fuck cuck squad, like Kevin D., Jonah the Whale, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 08:59 PM (Mzdiz)

You mean like this guy:


https://tinyurl.com/yc3k6jw2

Posted by: Children in mass graves in NY from Fauci's experiments at January 26, 2022 09:16 PM (Mzdiz)

313 They aren't unjabbed. They are healthy people. They are demonizing healthy people for not getting shots.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:17 PM (5HBd1)

314 /off grave sock

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:17 PM (Mzdiz)

315 A very shrewd observation.

Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 09:15 PM (njExo)


Not mine, that was Tom Woods' analysis, with my additional thoughts about the new generation on the end.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 09:18 PM (ZMraq)

316 I'm watching a replay of the panel of medical experts that Sen. Ron Johnson organized last weekend to discuss COVID and the response to it.

I've heard from a number of these people before, but this panel is from all over the world and the revelations are just infuriating.

It's on OANN and I'm guessing they'll have it on the website as well. Well worth your time.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 26, 2022 09:18 PM (0TVNF)

317 Miley, the Duchess of the Carolinas

Your Grace, did the esteemed publius give you that kiss on the hand from me?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

318 There will be no shrewdness!

No shrewdness allowed!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)

319 If you're vaccinated, why does it matter if I'm not. Simple question that should be asked over and over and over in front of marxists like thi

Because I can still catch it!

Then what was the point of getting vaxxed?

I won't get as sick!

Then you will be fine if I give it to you!

But what about the immunocompromiiiiiiiiiiiised?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 09:20 PM (F4b8f)

320 crazy dissenting voices like the Larouchites
------------------------------------
I think you mean the John Birch Society "Birchers".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 09:20 PM (UHVv4)

321 Ace of Spades Jeopardy

"Canadian rights and freedoms".

What are two things deader than the great auk?

Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 09:20 PM (njExo)

322 No, NaCly, he has not! I will demand it when he comes out for a cig.

How you doin'?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:20 PM (Mzdiz)

323 Miley, the Duchess of the Carolinas

In not here is one:

**raises hand slightly, air kisses it **

** Air kiss because we are in a time of infectious diseases, apparently/.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

324 No shrewdness allowed!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)

Shrewd. Shrewd. Shrewed. Shrood

Shrooooood....

Dammit, now it has no meaning in my head anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:21 PM (6FeV1)

325 They aren't unjabbed. They are healthy people. They are demonizing healthy people for not getting shots.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:17 PM (5HBd1)


NST, Not to be pedantic, but this is AoS. Don't you mean:

"They aren't jabbed! But they are healthy people."

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

326 Twitter sidebar: Spotify removing Neil Young's music after Joe Rogan ultimatum

They can't help themselves, can they? It's correct Clintonian English, and leaves low-info voters with the wrong impression.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2022 09:22 PM (OMKK+)

327 **raises hand slightly, air kisses it **

** Air kiss because we are in a time of infectious diseases, apparently/.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

Nah, I want it right on the skin. Fuck infectious diseases!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:22 PM (Mzdiz)

328 I'm watching a replay of the panel of medical experts that Sen. Ron Johnson organized last weekend to discuss COVID and the response to it.
[ . . . ]
It's on OANN and I'm guessing they'll have it on the website as well. Well worth your time.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 26, 2022 09:18 PM (0TVNF)


It is on Rumble

https://tinyurl.com/edy5e3w8

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 09:22 PM (ZMraq)

329 Ft Benning hospital vaccinated a kid against the parents wishes.

Not sure of the specifics, but mom was ranting about it and asking who she should report it to on a Ft Benning FB group.

The group turned off comments, then deleted the post.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 09:22 PM (F4b8f)

330 I have it on good authority that the immunocompromised will have greatly reduced symptoms when they catch COVID after multiple COVID vaccinations that the CDC said would prevent them from catching COVID until they changed their mind.

Pause to appreciate that, btw.

The vaccine manufacturers and CDC changed what they were telling people the vaccine would do and was doing when they saw it wasn't working.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at January 26, 2022 09:23 PM (/6kZi)

331 If you're gonna be shrewd, at least put on some pants first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:23 PM (4fSQf)

332 The taming of the shrewd.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 09:23 PM (UHVv4)

333 318. "No shrewdness allowed!"

How about shrewishness? Or lewdness?

Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 09:23 PM (njExo)

334 I just had a dinner with my well-connected sister and her husband. It went well, except once.

Our family is bifurcated by COVID-19 Wuhan. They are take every booster cultists. I am not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

335 I think you mean the John Birch Society "Birchers".
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 09:20 PM (UHVv4)


John Birch was right!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

336 They can't help themselves, can they? It's correct Clintonian English, and leaves low-info voters with the wrong impression.
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2022 09:22 PM (OMKK+)

Meanwhile rogan is like, "could someone please tell me what in the fuck is going on here?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:24 PM (6FeV1)

337 Miley, the Duchess of the Carolinas

As you wish!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

338 NST, Not to be pedantic, but this is AoS. Don't you mean:

"They aren't jabbed! But they are healthy people."
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:21 PM (hOUT3)

And don't get me started on all those other mistakes!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 26, 2022 09:24 PM (MFphb)

339 If you're vaccinated, why does it matter if I'm not. Simple question that should be asked over and over and over in front of marxists like thi

Are you fully vaccinated for polio? Let me see the paperwork... Ok, then you'll need to take a test- we can't be too careful.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2022 09:24 PM (lDew/)

340 They can't help themselves, can they? It's correct Clintonian English, and leaves low-info voters with the wrong impression.
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2022 09:22 PM (OMKK+)

Neil Young just canceled himself, and Spotify let him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 09:25 PM (P3gRi)

341 326 Twitter sidebar: Spotify removing Neil Young's music after Joe Rogan ultimatum

They can't help themselves, can they? It's correct Clintonian English, and leaves low-info voters with the wrong impression.
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2022 09:22 PM (OMKK+)

Why does joe Rogan hate Neil Young?? - Average Twitter user

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:25 PM (4fSQf)

342 Our family is bifurcated by COVID-19 Wuhan. They are take every booster cultists. I am not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

Just one question - are you in their wills?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:25 PM (Mzdiz)

343 If you're gonna be shrewd, at least put on some pants first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:23 PM (4fSQf)

Taking off your pants is sort of a sine qua non of getting shrewn, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:26 PM (6FeV1)

344
Data coming of UK, Denmark is showing the fatality rate is now higher amongst the double-jabbed than the unvaccinated. Negative efficacy for even deaths, now.

The boosted are still holding up. But not for long, once they wear off.

It's so bad, in the last report the UK health has stopped publishing figures for the double jabbed, and only compare boosted with unvaxxed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 09:26 PM (Mzdiz)

345 why aren't you wearing a mask??!!??

Because I am a rational, thinking human being.

Posted by: Flannel Maple at January 26, 2022 09:26 PM (Rbu5d)

346 Taking off your pants is sort of a sine qua non of getting shrewn, isn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:26 PM (6FeV1


Sorry, I don't speak French.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:27 PM (4fSQf)

347 Miley, the Duchess

No.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

348 Gah, I hate tax season. The only good part will be the shrewed whining about the pre-tax advances.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 09:28 PM (qpolg)

349 But what about the immunocompromiiiiiiiiiiiised?

Well, therein lies part of my problem. We have a family member who has been diagnosed as such. I understand the instinctual need to protect that person and I certainly would never do anything to harm her. Having said that, the "wall of steel" that's been thrown up around the situation is surreal. There is no rationalizing with amplified fear. Not much I can do but remove myself from the equation. So be it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:28 PM (Xrfse)

350 It is on Rumble
https://tinyurl.com/edy5e3w8
Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 09:22 PM (ZMraq)
~~~~~

Thanks for the link Kindltot! I want to send it to a friend.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 26, 2022 09:29 PM (0TVNF)

351 Well, then, NaCly, I guess you'll have to be properly dpowncast at their funerals.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:29 PM (Mzdiz)

352 Why does joe Rogan hate Neil Young?? - Average Twitter user
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:25 PM (4fSQf)

Does "over the hill, whiny retard" work?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 09:29 PM (P3gRi)

353 -p

Downcast

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:29 PM (Mzdiz)

354 Our family is bifurcated by COVID-19 Wuhan. They are take every booster cultists. I am not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
___

{{{Salty}}}

What's interesting with our family dynamic concerning the jab, Ex-ex's family has not gotten the jab, whereas my family has.

His family: rural, live in a red AO.
Mine: live in blue urban/suburban AOs.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:29 PM (RU4sa)

355 349 But what about the immunocompromiiiiiiiiiiiised?

Well, therein lies part of my problem. We have a family member who has been diagnosed as such. I understand the instinctual need to protect that person and I certainly would never do anything to harm her. Having said that, the "wall of steel" that's been thrown up around the situation is surreal. There is no rationalizing with amplified fear. Not much I can do but remove myself from the equation. So be it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:28 PM (Xrfse


People are now afraid to live, not die.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:30 PM (4fSQf)

356 328 I'm watching a replay of the panel of medical experts that Sen. Ron Johnson organized last weekend to discuss COVID and the response to it.
It's on OANN and I'm guessing they'll have it on the website as well. Well worth your time.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 26, 2022 09:18 PM (0TVNF)
It is on Rumble
https://tinyurl.com/edy5e3w8
Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 09:22 PM (ZMraq)

Dr Pierre Kory is awesome. Recommend everyone go watch it all.

Posted by: Flannel Maple at January 26, 2022 09:31 PM (Rbu5d)

357 "Neil Percival Young is a Canadian-American singer"

LOL, Percival!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:31 PM (Mzdiz)

358 The boosted are still holding up. But not for long, once they wear off.

It's so bad, in the last report the UK health has stopped publishing figures for the double jabbed, and only compare boosted with unvaxxed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 09:26 PM (Mzdiz)

And, a few months hence, it will be the tripl-jabbed who are dying flies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 09:31 PM (P3gRi)

359 Neil Young? That square ofay? Y'all need to igg that hincty Jeff and get your boots laced, Jackson. Put some Cab Calloway on the juke, Jack; his plate gives my weight a solid flip!

Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 09:31 PM (njExo)

360 Better hospital care in Montreal than Boston, oddly enough...

@CTVMontreal
Unvaccinated mother of five receives double lung transplant in Montreal after contracting COVID-19

https://tinyurl.com/mpdzrc3w

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 09:32 PM (UHVv4)

361 Neil Young? That square ofay? Y'all need to igg that hincty Jeff and get your boots laced, Jackson. Put some Cab Calloway on the juke, Jack; his plate gives my weight a solid flip!
Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 09:31 PM (njExo)

Where's Barbara Billingsley when you need her....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 09:32 PM (6FeV1)

362 No, I meant (read in a William Shatner voice):

No, they...aren't...the..unjabbed. They...are....HEALTHY...people!

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

363 Hey SMH!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:33 PM (Mzdiz)

364 360 @CTVMontreal
Unvaccinated mother of five receives double lung transplant in Montreal after contracting COVID-19

https://tinyurl.com/mpdzrc3w
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 09:32 PM (UHVv4)


Imagine waking up with Anna Nicole-Smith's, er, lungs.

Posted by: Splunge at January 26, 2022 09:33 PM (PQ4Fz)

365 Something like 8-10 ppl at work had Covid over the last 3 weeks. I was the only unvaccinated one to get it. Of course that's a low bar since there are only about 5 of us left that are not vaccinated.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 26, 2022 09:33 PM (UUBmN)

366 People are now afraid to live, not die.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:30 PM (4fSQf)


Great summary.
Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

367 Neil Young, the offal of the music industry?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:34 PM (4fSQf)

368 John Birch was right!
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3)

I think the same was done to the Birchers as the glowies are trying to do to us today. A few agitators were allowed to spread some honestly crazy stuff, and the entire group was smeared with it and canceled. That is probably the identifiable moment when the GOP-e came into being. They hated Reagan, I remember, but he was too good and they had to pretend they were on his side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 09:34 PM (evAgx)

369 Miley!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:34 PM (RU4sa)

370 Just read the "Fauci knew COVID leaked from a Chinese Lab" story.
1) Well, yea.
2) America had thrust upon it charges of anti-Asian bigotry. Trump was called a bigot. Big campaigns were started to stop supposed anti-Asian hate. Racial division increased. America, Americans and our president were drug through the mud -- all to protect China, Fauci and the bank accounts of a few scientists. Fauci lied to Congress and betrayed and insulted his country - he needs to go to jail.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 26, 2022 09:34 PM (BJKQV)

371 {{{ SMH}}}

You have good in-laws. And a god man in Ex-Ex. I recommend slow dancing.

Everyone should make that decision for themselves.

What is wrong is for others to shake their head sadly like you are an idiot for not doing thinks like they do. Without understanding why you made that decision.

That lack of letting me have my individual autonomy and decisions has been a long-running thread with my sister and her husband.

They have different sources (like the NYT for medical advice) and refuse to look at mine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

372 God-willing, I'll go to my grave not knowing if I ever had the coof.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:35 PM (RU4sa)

373 Thanks for the link Kindltot! I want to send it to a friend.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 26, 2022 09:29 PM (0TVNF)


there is a 38 min highlight reel

https://tinyurl.com/ynrhrd8v

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 09:35 PM (ZMraq)

374 It is the idea that the immunocompromised should be able to walk the Earth as normal while all of the rest of us should bear the risks and burdens to accommodate them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 09:35 PM (F4b8f)

375 No, they...aren't...the..unjabbed. They...are....HEALTHY...people!
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:33 PM (5HBd1


Well alrighty then!
That works!
Thanks!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

376 @CTVMontreal
Unvaccinated mother of five receives double lung transplant in Montreal after contracting COVID-19

https://tinyurl.com/mpdzrc3w
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 26, 2022 09:32 PM (UHVv4)

Anyone willing to bet that she had a pre-existing lung condition, and was in need of a transplant, covid or not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 09:36 PM (P3gRi)

377 {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

378
What's happening in Israel in stunning. See Berenson's post about that here:

https://tinyurl.com/27zf7fx5

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 09:36 PM (Mzdiz)

379 Miley!

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:34 PM (RU4sa)

Great, SMH! Healthy and unmasked

Publius built us a sweet house back here by the woods. He takes great care of me

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:36 PM (Mzdiz)

380 John Birch was right!



Ike was a Soviet agent?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) KTS3847 at January 26, 2022 09:36 PM (yQpMk)

381 Fauci and the bank accounts of a few scientists. Fauci lied to Congress and betrayed and insulted his country - he needs to go to jail.
Posted by: 29Victor

I would prefer he was skinned alive and tied to a post atop a red ant hill.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 09:37 PM (qpolg)

382 You have good in-laws. And a god man in Ex-Ex. I recommend slow dancing.
___

Yes, they are. They represent the best of South Georgia.

Funneh typo and slow-dancing is very underrated nowadays.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (RU4sa)

383 I probably have had it. I can't see how I haven't. Probably have some immunity from other coronavirus infections. But any time I have been sick enough to think maybe have it, I have tested negative.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (F4b8f)

384 Monkey video makes me glad that I've never been in a monkey's way when it was in pursuit of a banana.

Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (6RgRK)

385 I was watching a Clif High video last night - he thinks the vax reckoning will be arriving this spring, March-April-May, and it's gonna be ugly when people realize they've been poisoned.

We'll see.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (Mzdiz)

386 381 Fauci and the bank accounts of a few scientists. Fauci lied to Congress and betrayed and insulted his country - he needs to go to jail.
Posted by: 29Victor

I would prefer he was skinned alive and tied to a post atop a red ant hill.
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 09:37 PM (qpolg)


Are we all out of pineapples??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (4fSQf)

387 So Biden says he'll nominate the first black woman to the Supreme Court? So Asians can just go screw themselves I guess. What a racist SOB.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (BJKQV)

388 370 Just read the "Fauci knew COVID leaked from a Chinese Lab" story.
1) Well, yea.
2) America had thrust upon it charges of anti-Asian bigotry. Trump was called a bigot. Big campaigns were started to stop supposed anti-Asian hate. Racial division increased. America, Americans and our president were drug through the mud -- all to protect China, Fauci and the bank accounts of a few scientists. Fauci lied to Congress and betrayed and insulted his country - he needs to go to jail.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 26, 2022 09:34 PM (BJKQV)

Nancy Pelosi: "come to ChinaTown, hug a chinese National!. Eat out, have fun! (or some drivel like that.)

Posted by: Flannel Maple at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (Rbu5d)

389 I'm thinking somebody may be just a little tipsy tonight:

Senator Rand Paul
@RandPaul

Bye Bye, Hey Hey
Neil Young is gone today
It's better to boycott
Than to just obey
Bye Bye, Hey Hey

Seeya @Neilyoung

Posted by: IrishEi at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (0TVNF)

390 Something like 8-10 ppl at work had Covid over the last 3 weeks.

Wow. I know maybe half that many people who have had it since this whole thing started.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (Xrfse)

391 Publius built us a sweet house back here by the woods. He takes great care of me

Posted by: Miley
___

That's nice. : )

Having a good man is priceless.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:39 PM (RU4sa)

392 I would prefer he was skinned alive and tied to a post atop a red ant hill.
Posted by: Infidel
-- --
...ok, this is acceptable...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 26, 2022 09:39 PM (UUBmN)

393 Best part about the sheep herd vid are the four border collies running along behind keeping things moving.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 26, 2022 09:39 PM (W+kMI)

394 Miley, the Duchess of the Carolinas.

Your Grace, publius walked in on you this morning, after my request, and came back saying you were so beautiful sleeping there. You were undisturbed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

395 Neil Young, the offal of the music industry?

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I hate the way that warbly voice of his entrails off like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (VxC1e)

396 Kneel Young? Wasn't that how VP Harris got into politics?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (BJKQV)

397 God-willing, I'll go to my grave not knowing if I ever had the coof.
Posted by: SMH

Amen.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (mD/uy)

398 >> I'm thinking somebody may be just a little tipsy tonight:

Drunk Rand is the best Rand. He was on Jesse Watter's new show hinting about using bear spray on the mask Karens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (Mzdiz)

399 I would prefer he was skinned alive and tied to a post atop a red ant hill.
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 09:37 PM (qpolg)


I wish he were stripped of all his property and pension and remanded to live confined in an assisted living facility on his Social Security retirement benefits like the majority of his victims.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (ZMraq)

400 Sorry. That was a stretch.

I get a night in the bad pun box.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (VxC1e)

401 395 Neil Young, the offal of the music industry?

I hate the way that warbly voice of his entrails off like that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (VxC1e

Takes guts to admit that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (4fSQf)

402 Publius built us a sweet house back here by the woods. He takes great care of me

Posted by: Miley
___

That's nice. : )

Having a good man is priceless.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:39 PM (RU4sa)
***

After all these years I'm thinking Mrs D would rather have a handy man, than a man handy.

Posted by: Amazon driver on first day at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (axyOa)

403 I was watching a Clif High video last night - he thinks the vax reckoning will be arriving this spring, March-April-May, and it's gonna be ugly when people realize they've been poisoned.
___

I dunno about that.

Denial is a powerful thing, especially when it comes to matters of life and death.

Most people will do almost anything other than to face the truth.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (RU4sa)

404 387 So Biden says he'll nominate the first black woman to the Supreme Court? So Asians can just go screw themselves I guess. What a racist SOB.
========
Asians count as White now for purposes of privilege. the followers of the Obamessiah said so.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (W+kMI)

405 Having a good man is priceless.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:39 PM (RU4sa)

Don't I know it! I found me a great one, right here at Ace's place.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:41 PM (Mzdiz)

406 The worst thing you could do to Fauci is ignore him. He's a raving narcissist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:41 PM (4fSQf)

407 exdem13

Those border collies were on top of it, when the last sheep wanted to go to the right. Collies: "No way. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

408 Are we all out of pineapples??
Posted by: AlaBAMA

In Colo, yes. Please to provide?

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 09:41 PM (qpolg)

409 396 Kneel Young? Wasn't that how VP Harris got into politics?
==========
This *applauds*

Posted by: exdem13 at January 26, 2022 09:41 PM (W+kMI)

410 After all these years I'm thinking Mrs D would rather have a handyman, than a man handy.
___

Heh.

Nothing wrong with having both.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:41 PM (RU4sa)

411 The worst thing you could do to Fauci is ignore him.



*sadly puts ballpeen hammer back in the toolbox*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) KTS3847 at January 26, 2022 09:42 PM (yQpMk)

412 Miley, the Duchess of the Carolinas.

Your Grace, publius walked in on you this morning, after my request, and came back saying you were so beautiful sleeping there. You were undisturbed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

Awwwwww! What a sweetheart.

And in our brand-new bed, with the adjusting platform and everything!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:42 PM (Mzdiz)

413 408 Are we all out of pineapples??
Posted by: AlaBAMA

In Colo, yes. Please to provide?
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 09:41 PM (qpolg)

Barbed or unbarbed? Specifics. Important they are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:42 PM (4fSQf)

414 Neil Young, the offal of the music industry?

-
Super genius Sally Kohn has some thoughts.

https://bit.ly/3H01K5H

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 26, 2022 09:42 PM (FVME7)

415 I don't like monkeys.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 26, 2022 09:43 PM (nxdel)

416 I had an Instacart shop at QFC today. They were out of all sorts of things. Produce and meat I could understand. But they were out of tofu! She sent me a picture of the cleared out section. We must be in desperate times.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:43 PM (5HBd1)

417 And in our brand-new bed, with the adjusting platform and everything!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

*Spock eyebrow*

I see you have lost none, repeat, none of your man management skills.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

418 415 I don't like monkeys.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 26, 2022 09:43 PM (nxdel)


Neither did Fay Wray, at first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:44 PM (4fSQf)

419 After all these years I'm thinking Mrs D would rather have a handy man, than a man handy.

Posted by: Amazon driver on first day at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (axyOa)

The great thing about Publius is that his daddy raised him to fix stuff.

Plus he knows all of the IT stuff and will learn anything else he needs to know.

So appealing!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:44 PM (Mzdiz)

420 {{{Jewells45}}}

Glad you are feeling better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

421 But they were out of tofu! She sent me a picture of the cleared out section. We must be in desperate times.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Holy cats! People are in such dire straits that they have been reduced to eating tofu?!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 09:44 PM (mD/uy)

422
See ZeroHedge. A Florida woman snuck ivermectin into the hospital to give to her husband who was in ICU. He recovered.

The woman is scared to death she will be arrested if they find out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (Mzdiz)

423 Barbed or unbarbed? Specifics. Important they are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Barbed will do just fine. And maybe a little salt. Details, details.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (qpolg)

424 411 The worst thing you could do to Fauci is ignore him.

*sadly puts ballpeen hammer back in the toolbox*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) KTS3847 at January 26, 2022 09:42 PM (yQpMk)


*looks at sad Grump*

Okay. One whack. Make it count.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (4fSQf)

425 {{{ Notsothoreau}}}

I have squirrel recipes, if needed. Just ask.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

426 I dunno about that.

Denial is a powerful thing, especially when it comes to matters of life and death.

Most people will do almost anything other than to face the truth.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:40 PM (RU4sa)

When the great die-off begins, the truth will be unavoidable.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (Mzdiz)

427 I took a Coof Test, and only got a D minus.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (QzJWU)

428 Off stoopid Amazon sock.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2022 09:46 PM (axyOa)

429 422
See ZeroHedge. A Florida woman snuck ivermectin into the hospital to give to her husband who was in ICU. He recovered.

The woman is scared to death she will be arrested if they find out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (Mzdiz


The wackiness of this reality is beyond my ability to rationalize.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:46 PM (4fSQf)

430 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:38 PM (RU4sa)

I rarely agree with NaCly, but in this instance he is right!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:46 PM (hOUT3)

431 I think the same was done to the Birchers as the glowies are trying to do to us today. A few agitators were allowed to spread some honestly crazy stuff, and the entire group was smeared with it and canceled. That is probably the identifiable moment when the GOP-e came into being. They hated Reagan, I remember, but he was too good and they had to pretend they were on his side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 26, 2022 09:34 PM (evAgx)

Same playbook they ran on the TEA Party movement. The MEDIA picked spokesmen for the movement, and they were pretty much whackos. Portrayed the movement as Religious Right, instead of a protest against economic policy and overspending.

Posted by: Dr. Faucistein at January 26, 2022 09:46 PM (oHd/0)

432 Diogenes

We knew it was you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

433 When the great die-off begins, the truth will be unavoidable.
Posted by: Miley

I wonder Miley. I really do.

Recall - "If only Uncle Joe knew. . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 09:46 PM (mD/uy)

434 Don't I know it! I found me a great one, right here at Ace's place.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:41 PM (Mzdiz

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Ace is the place for the hapless hardware man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 09:47 PM (VxC1e)

435 I see you have lost none, repeat, none of your man management skills.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

Whatever he needs - that's my motto!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:47 PM (Mzdiz)

436 I wanted to try this recipe for broccoli and tofu on rice, from Pro Home Cooks. They were out of broccoli too. But I figured that tofu would always be around, like those fake vegetarian meats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:47 PM (5HBd1)

437 427 I took a Coof Test, and only got a D minus.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (QzJWU)

The Chinese have reinstituted the Anal Swab Covid test for all incoming foreigners... just in time for the Olympic games.

Posted by: Dr. Faucistein at January 26, 2022 09:47 PM (oHd/0)

438 I took a Coof Test, and only got a D minus.

Posted by: Jim

HiOhhhh!!

YesSir!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 09:47 PM (mD/uy)

439 See ZeroHedge. A Florida woman snuck ivermectin into the hospital to give to her husband who was in ICU. He recovered.

The woman is scared to death she will be arrested if they find out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (Mzdiz)

What are they going to do? Piss-test all the recovered Coof patients for Ivermectin metabolites?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 09:48 PM (P3gRi)

440 "I Don't Know How You Sleep At Night"

The story of Dr. Andrew Hill changing his ivermectin study's conclusions from positive to negative because of funding pressure. ...on tape.

https://tinyurl.com/229cfsf4

After revising his conclusions, his University received a $40 million grant.

This is also in RFK Jr.'s book

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2022 09:48 PM (W66RU)

441 99 Now the Navy plans to recover the wreckage in an attempt to guard the plane's technology.
=========
Stealing a F-35C in order to sell it on the black market is such a SPECTRE move.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 26, 2022 09:48 PM (W+kMI)

442 Damn.... off evil sock!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2022 09:48 PM (oHd/0)

443 It's easier to get heroin now than ivermectin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)

444 When the great die-off begins, the truth will be unavoidable.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (Mzdiz)


I doubt you will ever get that from the "official" government stats, but when quadruple+ vaccinated people you know in real life are getting buried....

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

445 It's easier to get heroin now than ivermectin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)

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Or a book.

Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at January 26, 2022 09:50 PM (VxC1e)

446 Diogenes

We knew it was you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:46 PM (u82oZ)


You never know. Maybe Amazon delivered her handyman?
On the upside I could finally get some range time in.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2022 09:50 PM (axyOa)

447 It's easier to get heroin now than ivermectin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 26, 2022 09:49 PM (4fSQf)


I can get you such a deal on WuHan fentanyl!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3)

448 Dangerous side effects? They've prescribe ivermectin for years. They have lots of data. If they claim there are dangerous side effects, they need to show the studies to support it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:51 PM (5HBd1)

449 Ace is the place for the hapless hardware man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 09:47 PM (VxC1e)

Lol. The site has a jingle! We're headed for the big times!

Posted by: 29Victor at January 26, 2022 09:51 PM (BJKQV)

450 When the great die-off begins, the truth will be unavoidable.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 26, 2022 09:45 PM (Mzdiz)

You sound almost excited.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2022 09:51 PM (Q9lwr)

451 Maybe we need Cannibal Bob to post on the Food thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

452 Dangerous side effects? They've prescribe ivermectin for years. They have lots of data. If they claim there are dangerous side effects, they need to show the studies to support it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:51 PM (5HBd1)

The dangerous side effect is that you might get better, and deny the hospital all that sweet, sweet cash for murdering you with a ventilator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 09:52 PM (P3gRi)

453 Well, it's official 0 degrees here. Ventured out and it is indeed a bit nippy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

454 So what if Ivermectin doesn't work for some people ( personally I think it will work for everyone) It's not going to harm them.

Of course don't take ivermectin if you're allergic to ivermectin.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 26, 2022 09:53 PM (Ik+Dg)

455 officially

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

456 Well, it's official 0 degrees here. Ventured out and it is indeed a bit nippy.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

Calls for a Joe Mannix pic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 09:54 PM (P3gRi)

457 there is a 38 min highlight reel
https://tinyurl.com/ynrhrd8v
~~~~~

Even better because she's a lib. Thanks again Kindltot.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 26, 2022 09:54 PM (0TVNF)

458 Miley, the Duchess of the Carolinas.

I lost a friend and a good coworker to the local hospital yesterday. He had COVID, was a pragmatist, and the treatment killed him. No ivermectin involved.

I'll go to his funeral soon, but am remembering all the good times we had. I called him Quiet Competence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

459 They have lots of data. If they claim there are dangerous side effects, they need to show the studies to support it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:51 PM (5HBd1)


NST: That's not the way "it" works! Presenting all the data for public review might obstruct true, and correct, state approved science!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:55 PM (hOUT3)

460 Go compare the reported Ivermectin negative effects to the vaxxine's. IIRC decades of Ivermectin has fewer than 5,000 (five thousand).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at January 26, 2022 09:56 PM (/6kZi)

461 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

Condolences NaCly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

462 "I Don't Know How You Sleep At Night"


On piles of money, with many beautiful boys.

Posted by: Dr. Andrew Hill at January 26, 2022 09:56 PM (yQpMk)

463 See ZeroHedge. A Florida woman snuck ivermectin into the hospital to give to her husband who was in ICU. He recovered.

The woman is scared to death she will be arrested if they find out.
**

I've already got the little plastic bottles with the weight-based doses ready if something happens to any of us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at January 26, 2022 09:56 PM (/6kZi)

464 Commissar Hrothgar

Thank you. Something we can agree on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:56 PM (u82oZ)

465 I like the way they bribed that state in India so that they wouldn't release the contents of the packets they gave to folks. Someone took a picture of it. It had ivermectin in it. And the ones in Brazil did too. But yes, we can't question Dr Science.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 26, 2022 09:57 PM (5HBd1)

466 H.P. Lovecraft - "Some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age".

I give you, Supreme Court Justice, Whoopie Goldberg...

Posted by: Paco at January 26, 2022 09:57 PM (njExo)

467 Have a great night, everyone.

May you be blessed with nightime bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:58 PM (u82oZ)

468 Well, it's official 0 degrees here. Ventured out and it is indeed a bit nippy.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

Air temp here in North Central PA was -7 Saturday. Fucking miserable.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2022 09:58 PM (mdaT8)

469 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)

Condolences NaCly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)

This. So very sorry to hear.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2022 09:58 PM (axyOa)

470 My condolences, Salty.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:58 PM (RU4sa)

471 Something we can agree on.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 09:56 PM (u82oZ)


As you well know, we agree on so much!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

472 Sweet dreams, Salty.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 09:59 PM (RU4sa)

473 None of this has anything to do with chili-cheese hotdogs.

Posted by: ZOD at January 26, 2022 09:59 PM (x8kT3)

474 I believe Japan has allowed the prescribing of Ivermectin.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 26, 2022 09:59 PM (Ik+Dg)

475 Thank you, wonderful people.

Good night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

476 Air temp here in North Central PA was -7 Saturday. Fucking miserable.

I need to break out my ancient hockey skates. I think I still have a stick and a puck stashed away somewhere.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 26, 2022 10:00 PM (Xrfse)

477 On piles of money, with many beautiful boys.
Posted by: Dr. Andrew Hill at January 26, 2022 09:56 PM (yQpMk)

The exact quote is "On a mattress made of money."

Mad Men.

Posted by: Boswell at January 26, 2022 10:00 PM (5iUNf)

478 I like the way they bribed that state in India so that they wouldn't release the contents of the packets they gave to folks. Someone took a picture of it. It had ivermectin in it. And the ones in Brazil did too. But yes, we can't question Dr Science.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
___

Sad that governments in 2nd/3rd world countries are more honest than our so-called top-tier countries.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 10:00 PM (RU4sa)

479 See ZeroHedge. A Florida woman snuck ivermectin into the hospital to give to her husband who was in ICU. He recovered.

The woman is scared to death she will be arrested if they find out.
**

I've already got the little plastic bottles with the weight-based doses ready if something happens to any of us.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at January 26, 2022 09:56 PM (/6kZi)


This is a step back moment. What the actual fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 26, 2022 10:01 PM (mdaT8)

480 Good night.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 26, 2022 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

Same to you. I am enjoying the book you sent, and I owe you a letter. Maybe tomorrow?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

481 Condolences Salty.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 10:03 PM (mD/uy)

482 Sad that governments in 2nd/3rd world countries are more honest than our so-called top-tier countries.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 10:00 PM (RU4sa)


Their graft capabilities are a mere shadow of the professional graft in the US, perfected by the political class over many decades!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

483 Second best quote from Mad Men - when they saw a women give an actual intelligent opinion on a product:

"It was like watching a dog play the piano. You see it, and it's bad, but you can't believe you're actually seeing it."

Posted by: Boswell at January 26, 2022 10:05 PM (5iUNf)

484 460 Go compare the reported Ivermectin negative effects to the vaxxine's. IIRC decades of Ivermectin has fewer than 5,000 (five thousand).


not JUST that but having dealt with side effects from the moderna series - for so long now - I finally got "real" ivermectin from one of the pharmacies someone recommended here - taking to resolve my issues and IT WORKED!

I feel amazing! my hands do not hurt AT ALL. dermatitis cleared! just - I just feel normal.

so not only does the IVM yes probably help clear the virus, it helps clear whatever garbage those shots leave some of us with!

thank you Mexico.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 26, 2022 10:07 PM (j9HX3)

485 482 Sad that governments in 2nd/3rd world countries are more honest than our so-called top-tier countries.


SMH I believe those countries - whether they are poor or whatever - are not poor in love for their people.

but we are. our government hates us.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 26, 2022 10:08 PM (j9HX3)

486 Ivermectin injected into the eyeball is the most efficient way of ensuring introduction into the central nervous system.

Posted by: ZOD at January 26, 2022 10:09 PM (x8kT3)

487 Where did this idea ever arise that a hospital owns you body and soul should they ever deign to admit you for treatment?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 10:45 PM (6FeV1)

488 Ivermectin injected into the eyeball is the most efficient way of ensuring introduction into the central nervous system.
Posted by: ZOD at January 26, 2022 10:09 PM (x8kT3)

Now I *really* don't wanna get jabbed....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 10:46 PM (6FeV1)

489 Oh hell. ONT is probably up by now, huh?

Crud.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 10:46 PM (6FeV1)

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