President Restore Our Norms, Respect the Press, and Heal The Nation's Whole Soul Calls Peter Doocy a "Stupid Son of a Bitch" for Daring to Ask Him About Inflation

He asked an angry, nasty senile old man about something the angry, nasty senile old man hadn't been given notes about and didn't want to talk about.

So the man who had vowed that he would fire, "on the spot," anyone who spoke an untoward word to a "colleague" called Doocy a "stupid son of a bitch" while beaming his Nitwit Grin proudly, showing off for his fellow leftwing idiots of the press corps.

In a major hot mic gaffe for President Biden on Monday, the leader of the free world got caught calling Fox News' Peter Doocy a "stupid son of a bitch."

The comment from Biden came after the official White House video feed on YouTube had been cut, but not before C-SPAN's feed ended. Following Biden's opening remarks, White House handlers were trying to shoo members of the press corps out of the room when Doocy shouted his questions: "Will you take questions on inflation? Do you think inflation is a political liability in the midterms?"

I don't think it was a gaffe; he said it right into the microphone and grinned proudly as he was saying it, like he was reliving his old confrontation with Corn-Pop the Made-Up Ethnic Interloper.

I think he was showing off. I think this is a case of redirecting "Stray Voltage" -- David Plouffle's idea that when you're doing badly, there's a lot of "stray voltage" negative energy buzzing around, and it is best for you if you can ground it into some other controversy which, while maybe controversial, is less negative for you than the existing storylines are.

In this case -- this endears Biden to his hyperpartisan leftwing supporters, by which I mean the media, who hate Fox News and want to see them degraded. And if you want to know how that squares with their "it's dangerous to encourage a climate of invective towards the press" -- shut up, Seditious Conspirator. That's different. Fox isn't really the press. It's spreads Dangerous Disinformation, unlike the leftwing press, which spreads Benevolent Disinformation.

Also, Biden really fancies himself a steely-eyed Clinton Eastwood style tough-guy, and I think this demented old bird thinks he really knocked one out of the park here. I think he's having a real Movie Star Cowboy fantasy here.

All because he asked a legitimate question that a senile old idiot didn't want to answer.

Spencer Brown adds this context:

The president's words Monday are a far cry from what Biden promised on day one of his presidency just more than one year ago. "I am not joking when I say this, if you are ever working with me and I hear you treat another colleague with disrespect...talk down to someone, I promise you I will fire you on the spot," Biden pledged. "On the spot. No ifs, ands, or buts," he emphasized. "Everybody is entitled to be treated with decency and dignity," Biden told the country before adding "that's been missing in a big way the last four years."

Video of that promise at the link.

Below, Joey Sprinkles' latest Senior Moment.

And how is fat stupid ugly hall monitor Brian Stelter covering this? As you may know, he shrieks about all threats to the press, and classifies insults as threats to the press.

He mentioned the incident -- he can hardly avoid it, it's the top media story on twitter -- but did so without any negative comment at all. Like an actual journalist for once.

But then he retweeted this, suggesting it was no big deal because Doocy wasn't crying about it like Dramatic Junior High School Girl, the way, say, Jim Acosta did when Trump supporters chanted "CNN sucks" at him.


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He also pre-criticizes Fox for covering this at all, instead of treating it as the "blip" it deserves to be treated as:

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So that's Brian Stelter, bloated attack dog ever-vigilant for any threat to the dignity or safety of the press (and remember, he considered the Wrestling Meme and unacceptable threat the safety of CNN personnel) laughing at Biden calling Doocy a "stupid son of a bitch."

"So Ace," you're saying to me now, "Obviously Stelter must have taken the exact same position, that calling a 'journalist' a 'son of a bitch' was just a jokey, blow-off thing, when Trump did it."

Wrong again! Boy, you sure get a lot of things wrong. It's a good thing I'm here to correct all the dumb things you think.

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The friend who sent me the tips about Stelter's Obese Hypocrisies writes: "The pillars of democracy were crumbling over Let's Go Brandon just weeks ago. I'm so glad we recovered from that."

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM




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1 Sponge1

Posted by: Bete at January 24, 2022 06:24 PM (F9322)

2 But at least it wasn't said in a mean tweet!

Posted by: Bete at January 24, 2022 06:25 PM (F9322)

3 Corgies summoned my liege.

Posted by: Bete at January 24, 2022 06:25 PM (F9322)

4 Getting insulted by an asshole is no big deal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 06:25 PM (f4mjo)

5 Especially a drooling dementia patient.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 06:26 PM (f4mjo)

6 Crushing

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2022 06:26 PM (YglAn)

7 He's a nasty, vicious bastard and has always been a nasty vicious bastard, no matter how much the press pretends otherwise.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 06:27 PM (II3Gr)

8 Brandon is doing a stellar job.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 24, 2022 06:27 PM (ytSiK)

9 Don't worry, Fox has the Meat Puppet's back...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 24, 2022 06:27 PM (V6f9+)

10 Tater claims President Poopy Pants response to Doocy was a "deadpan"

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 06:27 PM (786Ro)

11 Unlike Meatloaf, none will mourn Joe Biden's passing.

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2022 06:27 PM (RAS4N)

12 I would love to actually hear the question that doocey asked biden. Couldn't hear what he said because of the mask but it did not sound anything like a quesiton about inflation to me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (bVYXr)

13 Red headed skiing girl is more athletic therefore crazier in bed than the blonde.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 06:20 PM (gmo/4)

There should be a competition. For science.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 06:21 PM (SH2Zi)

First we'd need two groups of volunteers. One group would actively participate. The second group would not and would be the control group.

I think we'd have a problem attracting volunteers for group 2.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

14 Stray Voltage was my favorite AC/DC album.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (63Dwl)

15 none will mourn Joe Biden's passing.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2022 06:27 PM (RAS4N)

Drinks on me when that day comes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (Irn0L)

16 11 Unlike Meatloaf, none will mourn Joe Biden's passing.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2022 06:27 PM (RAS4N)

Unlike Meatloaf, Biden has never produced anything of value.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (f4mjo)

17 Tater can go f*ck himself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)

18 11 Unlike Meatloaf, none will mourn Joe Biden's passing.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2022 06:27 PM (RAS4N)

The people who have been bribing him for years for influence will raise a glass in his honor.

Posted by: Bete at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (F9322)

19 Look, fat, this son of a bitch , whippersnapper journalist should know better than to ask questions during my press conferences. Stupid wise ass.

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (V13WU)

20 It's George W Bush vs. Adam Claymer II !

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 06:29 PM (786Ro)

21 dammit, Clymer not Claymer

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 06:29 PM (786Ro)

22 And starting with the busty blondes early in this thread:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZAJUlZItyr/

Spoilers: It's Brennah Black. Yes, again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 24, 2022 06:29 PM (V6f9+)

23 Gentlemen! This is the Press Conference, you can't be asking questions in here!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 06:29 PM (yQpMk)

24 Joe should know an S.O.B as he sees one in the mirror every morning when he shaves.

He just can't remember the bastid's name.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (R/m4+)

25 Peter:

Wear this as a badge of honor.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (gmo/4)

26 the truth leaks out no matter what they try ...

g'night everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (9CuDT)

27 Our Derpy cat 'Duckie' is more intelligent than Bribem' the Pedo.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (n/szn)

28 First we'd need two groups of volunteers. One group would actively participate. The second group would not and would be the control group.

I think we'd have a problem attracting volunteers for group 2.
Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

We like to watch! Shame neither are our wife, which will kill half the kink though.

Posted by: NeverTrump Inc at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (F9322)

29 I want to see Bidet go full meltdown on live tv.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (qpolg)

30
Why does Biden hate the First Amendment?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (/U27+)

31 >>>14 Stray Voltage was my favorite AC/DC album.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. a

haha... I had to google to make sure it wasn't REALLY an AC/DC album. I wasn't sure.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (0G13K)

32 Fake news v stupid son of a bitch.


One is true. The other is an demeaning insult to the reporter and his mother

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

33 Doocy's MOM needs to speak up... that would be... EPIC.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2022 06:31 PM (oHd/0)

34 Isn't this an attack on all journalists?

Posted by: I'm literally shaking at January 24, 2022 06:31 PM (ps5A0)

35 I stand by my comment on the last post. He's losing it. Don't get me wrong I don't want him replaced, he's got more worth to conservatives right where he is as a drooling, angry, nasty ass SOB. You know, what he's always been.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2022 06:31 PM (2NHgQ)

36 336 Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected President at January 24, 2022 06:16 PM (l0Cy4)


Sigh I am gonna miss ya
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:21 PM (Irn0L)

Doc, we haven't decided on our family dentist yet. Move down here!!! Not kidding...my sister is moving here next, I have cousins coming...we are trying to convince everyone we like to get down here.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J Trump is our duly elected President at January 24, 2022 06:31 PM (l0Cy4)

37
Related:

https://youtu.be/zbYMaB8gVTg?t=174

Even Fake News can't hide the fact Everyone hates biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 06:31 PM (v2fyE)

38 This feels mean. I'll drink til I forget about it.

Posted by: Wine mom Karen at January 24, 2022 06:31 PM (F9322)

39 I think he's always had a quite nasty side. The dementia lack of control just made it more obvious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 06:32 PM (k49Sx)

40 >>I had to google to make sure it wasn't REALLY an AC/DC album.


High Voltage

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2022 06:32 PM (RAS4N)

41 Stray Voltage was my favorite AC/DC album.

I thought that was from Dirty Deeds:

Neckties
Contracts
Stray voltage!

DONE DIRT CHEAP

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 06:32 PM (II3Gr)

42 Doocey should take that insult as a badge of honor. All Lefties think everyone other than themselves are stupid. The Left think every Republican is stupid. Not in the name calling sense but literally think all Republicans are low IQ.

Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 24, 2022 06:32 PM (sUMfc)

43 a friend and I once had a great night throwing fake album of various bands names back and forth.

Like, I think one of his was, maybe for Warrant or something, "Girl Gone Bad."

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:32 PM (0G13K)

44 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2022 06:32 PM (arJlL)

45 Wrong again! Boy, you sure get a lot of things wrong. It's a good thing I'm here to correct all the dumb things you think.

Dangnabit!! You've gone and disappointed Ace again! Again!!!

This is the reason we can't have nice things. Like a bat or two in the Cafe.

You've really done it this time!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)

46 >>>I thought that was from Dirty Deeds:

right but sounds like one of their albums

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:33 PM (0G13K)

47 We are just weeks away from Grandpa Joe putting an onion on his belt and screaming at the clouds.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 06:33 PM (ZLI7S)

48 Doocy's just lucky Biden didn't take him out behind the WH and whoop him!

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2022 06:33 PM (0IeYL)

49 16 11 Unlike Meatloaf, none will mourn Joe Biden's passing.
Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2022 06:27 PM (RAS4N)

Unlike Meatloaf, Biden has never produced anything of value.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 06:28 PM (f4mjo)

Meatloaf, I would do anything for Love.

Biden, I'd do anything for Graft...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2022 06:33 PM (oHd/0)

50 >>>High Voltage
Posted by: garrett

oh right, that's why it seemed so legit

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:33 PM (0G13K)

51 Shut up you stupid son of a bitch! 81 million votes!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 06:33 PM (iDcra)

52 How does anti-Trump Steve Doocey feel about this?

Posted by: Valiant at January 24, 2022 06:33 PM (pTpuS)

53 Shock Therapy -- AC/DC album or not?

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:33 PM (0G13K)

54 Bidet is projecting again.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM (gmo/4)

55 Grounded - AC/DC album or not ???

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM (V13WU)

56 I think he's always had a quite nasty side. The dementia lack of control just made it more obvious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 06:32 PM


The dementia monster gets more and more angry as you get older. My dad was kicked out of three assisted living places because of his violent and abrasive behavior as he got worse.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM (bVYXr)

57 Is Brian Stelter, that paragon of truth and openness, still using Twatter and other social media avis of him 200 lbs ago?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM (hR5xa)

58 BREAKING: Biden Fires Clinton Eastwood, Fulfilling Day-One Promise; Declares "My Word as A Biden!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM (oKbyN)

59 Good. The angry old man is cranky... Diaper rash. I'm waiting for joe to further fuck shit up.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 06:35 PM (0OmEj)

60 Hmmm. AC/DC. Favorite song - Money Talks

Posted by: kraken at January 24, 2022 06:35 PM (6Je/Q)

61
I want to see Bidet go full meltdown on live tv.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM


You sure?

Biden: "Where's that stupid summa bitch with the new clear football. I'm gonna end this now! I'll show them."

Unless the Dems step in and end this shit show things are gonna go really really bad. Bud Dwyer with nukes bad.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 24, 2022 06:35 PM (dQvv7)

62 Like, I think one of his was, maybe for Warrant or something, "Girl Gone Bad."
Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:32 PM (0G13K

Gone Girl Bad

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 24, 2022 06:35 PM (sUMfc)

63 You've been...THUNDERFUCKED!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 06:35 PM (II3Gr)

64 Yeah, but he didn't say it on Twitter, so it doesn't count. Or something.

I'm sure the actual defense will be that Biden did not mean to be heard. But that didn't seem to persuade the media when Bush reportedly referred to RW Apple as a "major league asshole" soto voce.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 06:35 PM (KFhLj)

65
[ ] gaffe
[X] not a gaffe

Doocy was targeted to play Corn Pop in today's soap opera. This is more of Operation Invigorate Joe. Like the 1 hr 52 minute galactic record press conference last week. Taking a shot at Doocy was intentional, rally the base who hate Fox, show them that Joe's a fighter.

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 06:35 PM (786Ro)

66 Kiev to Russia: OK, you can have Chernobyl, because you stupid sons of bitches fucked it all up.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 06:35 PM (gmo/4)

67 Current Affairs - AC/DC album or not ???

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (V13WU)

68 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (vuisn)

69
High Voltage = Bon Scott. Brian Johnson for everything since.

Ah, Bon Scott. Death by misadventure. That's Brit and Commonwealth term for a "hold my beer" kind of death. Not exactly an accident, 'cause of stupidity and high risk taking, but not homicide.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (Mzdiz)

70 Besides being unpresidential and all that, it's a real bitch move.

Biden calls a man, "a dumb son of a bitch" from across the room, behind a table and a small army of SS guards.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (RaNzC)

71 My dad was kicked out of three assisted living places because of his violent and abrasive behavior as he got worse.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM (bVYXr)

Well I would not want to live in any place that would have me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (Irn0L)

72 Yeah, none of the MSM toddlers even care...but call CNN fake news - reeeeeee!

Even Britt Hume suggested that Trump did the same thing - which is clearly false. He should be made to apologize.

The press was always nasty and deceitful with the Trump admin, calling him a liar to his face in more than one press conference - in return he called them fake news. And they cried like the washerwomen they are - but Trump never told any of them they were stupid or illegitimately born in a presser...and Doucy's question was a layup for a real political person - these people are just nasty asses, period.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (5iUNf)

73 How will Psaki spin this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t)

74 Man, I bet the Rooskies are rethinking their Ukrainian invasion plans now!

Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (0IeYL)

75 Fox should have Peter's mom on tomorrow and ask her how she likes the SCROTUS calling her a bitch

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (us2H3)

76 Power Up - AC/DC album or not ???

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (V13WU)

77 Where's that nuclear football? Time to drop the bomb on that son of a bitch Putin.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (iDcra)

78 How will Psaki spin this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t)

What you never saw the Exorcist?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (Irn0L)

79 "Full Sail" - Christopher Cross or not?

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (786Ro)

80 Let's Go Peter!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (EZebt)

81 Biden calling someone stupid is hilarious considering his record of being stupid.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 24, 2022 06:38 PM (sUMfc)

82 Power Up - AC/DC album or not ???
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (V13WU)

Powerage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 06:38 PM (mdaT8)

83 So, 'Dog-faced pony soldier' is right out?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 06:38 PM (L47aO)

84 Man, I bet the Rooskies are rethinking their Ukrainian invasion plans now!
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (0IeYL)

Yup, now they are going for the whole shibang. Going to take the whole country over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:38 PM (Irn0L)

85 Where's that nuclear football? Time to drop the bomb on that son of a bitch Putin.

I would really like to know who is in control of the nuclear football. Who really decides to turn the key.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2022 06:38 PM (lD3vL)

86
No, not everything since High Voltage. Back in Black was the first one with Brian Johnson. Highway to Hell was the last Bon Scott.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (Mzdiz)

87 Bret can't help Trump whataboutism

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (us2H3)

88 Being called stupid by Biden is like being called fat by Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

89 I guess I missed the returning to norms and decorum. Just imagine the most powerful man in the world getting agitated by a beta like Doocey? No offense to Pete. Boggles the mind.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (oWBc3)

90 The most dangerous man is the narcissistic idiot.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (sUMfc)

91 Ya know it takes one Son of a Bitch to recognize another. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (Irn0L)

92 "So, 'Dog-faced pony soldier' is right out?
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Was that a Neil Young album?

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (vrz2I)

93 Joe goes Full Diaper on Duecy

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (/6GbT)

94 POT

KETTLE

BLACK

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 06:40 PM (us2H3)

95 Not snark. Old FJB really thought he was loved by the USA. 81 million votes. He thought he could do no wrong and the accolades from the fawning press were real not just the normal fawning for a dem. Some of that is starting to crumble around him. He doesn't know how to handle it so the true Joe Biden (spit!) is coming out. It will get worse. Next he'll be calling a MSNBC reporter an sob. When he does it to CNN you know he slipped the final cog.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2022 06:40 PM (2NHgQ)

96 My older brother had these three albums ajd they were the first I listened to: Dirty Deeds, Glass Houses and Franklin Ajaye's Don't smoke dope,fry your hair.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 24, 2022 06:40 PM (b+v9B)

97 We're gonna need a bigger Clown Car. This junta has taken absurdity to an unprecedented level. This is nuts.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2022 06:40 PM (Xrfse)

98 Biden is becoming "Mommy" in the Wedding Crashers.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (E7vND)

99 Man, I bet the Rooskies are rethinking their Ukrainian invasion plans now!
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (0IeYL)

Yup, now they are going for the whole shibang. Going to take the whole country over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:38 PM (Irn0L)

Fuck that! We're not stopping for shit until we hit the channel!!

- Rooskies

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (gmo/4)

100 The most dangerous man is the narcissistic idiot.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (sUMfc)




with a nuclear weapon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

101
Well I would not want to live in any place that would have me
Posted by: Nevergiveup
----

You're not fooling anyone. We've all heard the stories of those cushy dentist retirement communities. I can almost hear the laughter, the clinking of ice in the glasses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (GBHAb)

102 I am confident Joe has engaged in foul mouthed shrieking at Kamala, none at all. I wouldn't be shocked to learn he has abused Dr Jill.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (eGTCV)

103 Willowed from the last:

Reason number 106 why I can't stand FoxNews's Bret Baier.

He brings in chucklehead Brit Hume to chat about the Doocey thing.

They end up in whataboutism, in which they nod yeah to each other saying PDT "often" did this, and so, so what.

I heard PDT answer gotcha questions with shouts like,"you are FAKE NEWS!"

But I never heard The Donald use an expletive to insult one of those "reporters."

Quite a difference, but Baier and Hume are stupid SOBs to not discern it.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (KiBMU)

104 I will solve the crappy Bj's 7$/lb bacon problem by buying Burger's pork jowl for 16$/lb.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (b+v9B)

105 I don't think it's dementia. I think like ace said it endears them to the base.

And that needs shoring up.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (9otr5)

106 I'm conflicted about something. Best friend kicked me to the curb last Jan. Wasn't sure why at the time, but I think it was about Bidet. Not really sure. She texted me at Thanksgiving and Christmas, and then a few weeks ago. I almost stopped by her place last week. Just got a text from her again to come over later this week. After being friends for almost 25 years, I don't know what to do. Guess I will sleep on it for a few days.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (qpolg)

107 How about Current Events as an AC/DC album?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (9KXDf)

108 > How will Psaki spin this?

Something something, the former guy, something something, made fun of a disabled reporter, something something, we're so much better than they are, pivot to BBB or some crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (RaNzC)

109 Doocy's just lucky Biden didn't take him out behind the WH and whoop him!

Or to a push-up challenge.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (lD3vL)

110 /look's at family photos with Ex Wife in em...

Sadly, my Son IS the Son of a Bitch....

sigh...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (oHd/0)

111
"I am not joking when I say this, if you are ever working with me and I hear you treat another colleague with disrespect...talk down to someone, I promise you I will fire you on the spot," Biden pledged. "On the spot. No ifs, ands, or buts," he emphasized. "Everybody is entitled to be treated with decency and dignity," Biden told the country before adding "that's been missing in a big way the last four years."

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The hypocrisy here is utter. Biden has been publicly treating people with nasty contempt for 50 years.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (laUZs)

112 See, when you're a Democrat, you can call young women at a campaign event "lying dog-faced pony soldiers." You can call reporters "Stupid son of.a bitch." You can even fat shame citizens.

I bet you can even say "pussy."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (iydjf)

113 Dog's Breakfast -- AC/DC, Live from the Cow Palace

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (0G13K)

114 >> Or to a push-up challenge.

Or an IQ test challenge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (Mzdiz)

115 110 /look's at family photos with Ex Wife in em...

Sadly, my Son IS the Son of a Bitch....

sigh...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (oHd/0)

Oof. I felt that...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (II3Gr)

116 108 > How will Psaki spin this?

Something something, the former guy, something something, made fun of a disabled reporter, something something, we're so much better than they are, pivot to BBB or some crap.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (RaNzC)

TRUMP is WORSER!!!! He said Puthy!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (oHd/0)

117 What you never saw the Exorcist?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM


Actually, no, although I believe I've seen the scene you're likely referring to.

As time goes on, I'm rapidly becoming disinclined to disbelieve the theory that many, if not most, D politicians are demonically possessed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (a3Q+t)

118 Breakher Box

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 24, 2022 06:43 PM (9KXDf)

119 My dad was kicked out of three assisted living places because of his violent and abrasive behavior as he got worse.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM (bVYXr)

Well I would not want to live in any place that would have me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM


He almost escaped from one place. Sat by the door in a wheelchair and watched the staff when they typed in the code to open the door, memorized it and waited until everyone was asleep. Nearly got out of the building that time before he got caught.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 06:43 PM (bVYXr)

120 Doocy should have said, "Yes, in my case, an accident of birth. But you? Well, you're a self-made man."

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 06:43 PM (gmo/4)

121 11 Unlike Meatloaf, none will mourn Joe Biden's passing.
Posted by: garrett


...as long as when he strokes out he manages to somehow take Kneepads and Botox with him.

We need to repeal the 25th Amendment. We have the ability to set up snap elections within 60 days and inaugurate within 30 after that, let the Veep fill in for that period.

Posted by: JEM at January 24, 2022 06:43 PM (m3r+q)

122 Not a mean tweet.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 06:43 PM (r1z5A)

123 Bret can't help Trump whataboutism
Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (us2H3)

Britt Hume should be shamed into apologizing - Trump called the press fake news when they made up the Russian hoax and then called him a liar when he denied it in their antagonistic pressers. What happened today was something completely different.

Punchy called you, the American people, dumb sum-a-bitches - for even wondering if the current economic crisis is going to cause them to course correct in time for the mid-terms - a distinction that Hume should be raked over the coals for ignoring.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 06:43 PM (5iUNf)

124
The dementia monster gets more and more angry as you get older. My dad was kicked out of three assisted living places because of his violent and abrasive behavior as he got worse.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM (bVYXr)

My friend's dad had dementia and he had in home 24 hour care. He had to buy his dad a new tv and keep it in the library. He kept watching dirty movies on tv in the den and the nurses were mad. They hired some male nurses. It was a nightmare.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 24, 2022 06:43 PM (9mPbX)

125
Reminder: the same cocklickers on twitter who are finding this hilarious were pretending to be outraged over "let's go brandon" a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (v2fyE)

126 Cat fight in the middle school cafeteria.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Prepare for Your Party! Visit Our Whine Department for Local Selec at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (Oqa3T)

127 It WAS a dumb question, but no dumber than 90% of White House press corps questions. So, I guess I am basically ok with any norm breaking that results in the press corps being called dumb bastards.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (dYe5S)

128
My dad was kicked out of three assisted living places because of his violent and abrasive behavior as he got worse.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM


You were lucky the other two even considered him. Usually that kind of stuff is 'permanent record' level information. As in, once it happens, it's sure to happen again. But when some of the assisted living Alzheimer units are now $10,000 per month I guess they're willing to lose a few employees a year.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (dQvv7)

129 Why didn't Brandon marry a black woman?
Seriously
Is he a racist or something?

Posted by: torabora at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (YdnVw)

130 He treated Doucy like a black man.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (0OP+5)

131 Actually, no, although I believe I've seen the scene you're likely referring to.

As time goes on, I'm rapidly becoming disinclined to disbelieve the theory that many, if not most, D politicians are demonically possessed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (a3Q+t)

LOL, yup that's the scene.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (Irn0L)

132 Unlike Meatloaf, none will mourn Joe Biden's passing.
Posted by: garrett


Not mourned, but hunter will shit a brick.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (r1z5A)

133 Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (qpolg)

I am sorry. I am having difficulties with a friend of over 45 years. She hasn't been in contact with me since June, She is very much into masking. I think if your friend invited you over it's probably a good sign.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (k49Sx)

134 130 He treated Doucy like a black man.
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (0OP+5)

Like a black man in Karen's elevator.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (II3Gr)

135 92 "So, 'Dog-faced pony soldier' is right out?
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Was that a Neil Young album?
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 06:39 PM (vrz2I)

Pretty sure Dustin Hoffman called someone that in "Little Big Man'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

136 Not mourned, but hunter will shit a brick.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (r1z5A)

Of heroin.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 06:45 PM (II3Gr)

137 behind every illegal weapon is a criminal

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 06:45 PM (us2H3)

138 ow. muh norms.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 06:45 PM (IJES/)

139 This comes as no surprise. Biden is a dumb, ignorant, arrogant, garbage human being who has always been a nasty and mean POS. He thinks he's a tough guy for having said it. This isn't something that slipped out because he's full of dementia. He's always been a nasty and mean POS.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 06:45 PM (sVtYq)

140 >>>135 92 "So, 'Dog-faced pony soldier' is right out?
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Was that a Neil Young album?
Posted by: fd at January

haha

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:45 PM (0G13K)

141 >> behind every illegal weapon is a criminal

And behind every criminal is a Democrat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 24, 2022 06:45 PM (Mzdiz)

142 I'm conflicted about something. Best friend kicked me to the curb last Jan. Wasn't sure why at the time, but I think it was about Bidet. Not really sure. She texted me at Thanksgiving and Christmas, and then a few weeks ago. I almost stopped by her place last week. Just got a text from her again to come over later this week. After being friends for almost 25 years, I don't know what to do. Guess I will sleep on it for a few days.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM


IMO you are being played. Had a buddy for over 20 years do the same thing to me when Trump got elected. I finally said enough is enough, do not call me ever again and blocked him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 06:46 PM (bVYXr)

143 Infidel. Give it a shot. Cannot hurt if you can bring a friend back into the friend category. If it doesn't work you will have to bear a bit of pain but if it does work think of the joy you will have.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2022 06:46 PM (2NHgQ)

144 behind every illegal weapon is a criminal
Posted by: REDACTED


Funny how that works.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 06:46 PM (r1z5A)

145 >>>Son of a Bitch

Are we still allowed to say that? Isn't is hateful and hurtful towards women. Or at least to the guys that think they are women.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 24, 2022 06:47 PM (QUJVI)

146 Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM

*furnishes complimentary tire iron*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 06:47 PM (II3Gr)

147
The Amazing Gaffe-O-Matic 2020!

"Mmmm, that's good gaffe"

Posted by: <oklos Dan-Ackroyd in very plaid jacket at January 24, 2022 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

148 Sheldon Silver, the Democratic powerhouse who ruled Albany until he was convicted on federal corruption charges in a stunning fall from grace, has died. He was 77.

Silver and his attorney petitioned Cabroni to let him complete his sentence at home, citing his advanced age and medical issues.

Your honor, I do not want to die in prison, Silver wrote in a letter at the time.

Caproni denied the request.

Look fuck sheldon, he was a crook, but they let rapists and murders out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 06:47 PM (Irn0L)

149 I cannot wait until President sticky fingers blow hard takes a gigantic deuce on camera and exclaims - I DID THAT!

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 24, 2022 06:47 PM (haWye)

150 yeah, ace nails it. Biden is living out some sort of tough guy fantasy, he does think he's eastwood. like a leftist dirty harry (remember when Wahlburgh played a tough guy leftist firefighter in I heart huckabees?).

in the prez debates, biden also dropped a few prescripted random insults from time to time to fire up da bayse.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 06:47 PM (ZZK0E)

151 If we weren't such dumb sonsabitches we'd understand how norm-restoring this is. I wish we weren't so fucking dumb, and the spawn of bitches.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 06:47 PM (KFhLj)

152 Guess I will sleep on it for a few days.
Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (qpolg)
===
I hope you reconnect. Every moron should have some idiot lib friends.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2022 06:48 PM (EZebt)

153 The stupid old fk has no filter between his decrepit brain and his mouth.

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2022 06:48 PM (2JoB8)

154 *furnishes complimentary tire iron*
Posted by: Insomniac

I want mine autographed

Posted by: Miklos, no longer in very plaid jacket at January 24, 2022 06:48 PM (QzkSJ)

155 TRUMP is WORSER!!!! He said Puthy!
Posted by: Romeo13

I'm thinking that was Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 06:48 PM (mD/uy)

156 biden is such a rude, nasty asshole.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at January 24, 2022 06:49 PM (hV9ir)

157 like "Shires Song" from Led Zep?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 06:49 PM (ZZK0E)

158 Doocy should have laughed out loud, and the responded loudly enough for Biden to hear him that he should have expected such a gutless response from a senile old man.

There is no way Biden would walk away from that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 24, 2022 06:49 PM (O8FsO)

159 Infidel - in my experience, I'd say she needs something or wants something. If she was sorry or wanted to make amends, she would have said so in the text or sent a card or something.

I could be wrong though. Just do what your gut tells you to do. Don't waste anymore time or energy on it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 24, 2022 06:49 PM (iydjf)

160
I would really like to know who is in control of the nuclear football. Who really decides to turn the key.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

i used to know, because i had to 'turn the key' so to speak. nowadays, i don't wanna know. my own nightmares about how shit was done correctly are more than enough thank you very much.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 06:49 PM (IJES/)

161 They hired some male nurses. It was a nightmare.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 24, 2022 06:43 PM (9mPbX)

My friend's dad sank into dementia in his late seventies. He became uncontrollable, sneaking out of his assisted living facility and roaming the streets day and night. The police kept having to bring him back, usually after an explicative laced angry altercation with normal folks walking around in town.

They finally had to pay for male nurses to be on duty to guard against his escape.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 06:50 PM (5iUNf)

162 Remember when Trump called NFL guys sons of bitches and there was a week long media freak out about how he was calling the mothers of these people of color bitches.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2022 06:50 PM (9otr5)

163 I am sorry. I am having difficulties with a friend of over 45 years. She hasn't been in contact with me since June, She is very much into masking. I think if your friend invited you over it's probably a good sign.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, sorry about your troubles too. We have a lot of happiness and troubles we shared over the decades. It really hurts. Think I will step back and think about this and pray before I respond.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:50 PM (qpolg)

164 wait, an album would be called Shire's Songs.

Biden's always been a dumb, nasty son of a bitch. He found a dumb hag who is as happy as he is to lie-brag about non-existent educational accomplishments.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 06:50 PM (ZZK0E)

165 Doocy should have laughed out loud, and the responded loudly enough for Biden to hear him that he should have expected such a gutless response from a senile old man.

There is no way Biden would walk away from that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead


Go all Patton on him. "Well, as one sonofabitch to another..."

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 06:50 PM (r1z5A)

166
The kids on the internet today would snark biden was trying to be an "Edge Lord."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 06:50 PM (v2fyE)

167 We need to repeal the 25th Amendment. We have the ability to set up snap elections within 60 days and inaugurate within 30 after that, let the Veep fill in for that period.

We can all agree that Brandon is not acting in any way as an engaged POTUS. He is purely a puppet and front-man for a cartel of Party Members. As long as the AutoSign can faithfully duplicate Biden's signature and Puddinghead can nod or blink his eyes in response to a question, then he has fulfilled his obligation as POTUS.

So would a 25th Amendment challenge even matter? He is doing his job and agreeing to his handler's demands. For the few hours each day that he is lucid enough to not be easily classified as clinically brain dead, he can technically act as chief executive.

How would one argue the 25th to dismiss him and install the cackling hyena?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2022 06:50 PM (lD3vL)

168 The Who -- How's-Your-Father

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:51 PM (0G13K)

169 My dad was kicked out of three assisted living places because of his violent and abrasive behavior as he got worse.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 06:34 PM

That sounds incredibly difficult; I am sorry. Biden, unlike average people will never have to worry about having funds for the best of care unless his family decides they've had enough and...take steps.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 06:51 PM (k49Sx)

170
Our elite and what they think of us:

https://tinyurl.com/2nf4c8da

Warning for the picture of Klaus Schwab on the beach. Wearing a lacy cock sock.

You've got to appreciate that this is who is running the world now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 24, 2022 06:51 PM (Mzdiz)

171 ===
I hope you reconnect. Every moron should have some idiot lib friends.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

thanks, that's the thing. She is not a lib.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:51 PM (qpolg)

172 >>>157 like "Shires Song" from Led Zep?


Oh I've got a great Led Zep album title

are you ready?

Led Zep -- V

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:51 PM (0G13K)

173 let's see, Biden's current go-to's are:

1. whisper, like Grampa telling the kids where the easter eggs are hidden.

2. lit'l baby Bo, up in heaven, don't let him cry for your sins.

3. I'm the guy who wrote the thing, you know, gave them more money than anyone.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 06:51 PM (ZZK0E)

174 145 >>>Son of a Bitch
Are we still allowed to say that? Isn't is hateful and hurtful towards women. Or at least to the guys that think they are women.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 24, 2022 06:47 PM (QUJVI)
It was the 'stupid' part. You can be sure Rommel was proud when he heard Patton had called him a 'magnificent' sonofabitch.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2022 06:52 PM (0OP+5)

175 So. An old has been never was mean thief and grifter suffering from the onset of dementia has an attack of tourettes and the media smirks and applauds.

That about right?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 24, 2022 06:52 PM (eYV9L)

176 beady eyed lying crooked mean old fart is no way to go through life, Joe.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2022 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

177 Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:50 PM (qpolg)

Yes; I can relate and I am sorry. Praying about things is always a good idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 06:52 PM (k49Sx)

178 Remember when Trump called NFL guys sons of bitches and there was a week long media freak out about how he was calling the mothers of these people of color bitches.

Damn straight that was offensive. Trump should have respected their culture and called their mothers "Hoes".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 24, 2022 06:53 PM (lD3vL)

179 what else, Rolling Stones' "Boogey Womp Ave"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 06:53 PM (ZZK0E)

180 I want to see Bidet go full meltdown on live tv.
Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:30 PM (qpolg)

This X 1000. I want to see Joe splattered with his own blood, semen, feces and vomit as he goes off the rails and bludgeons someone in front of the whole world.

Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2022 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

181 >>Give it a shot. Cannot hurt if you can bring a friend back into the friend category. If it doesn't work you will have to bear a bit of pain but if it does work think of the joy you will have.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

If it doesn't work out you can always leave an upper decker in the guest bathroom.

Posted by: Aviator at January 24, 2022 06:53 PM (HQ9Sl)

182 Trump lied to my Presdent of Coler and is a Racist. Presdent Byedum loves children of coloer unlike Trump who wants the US to be like The Civil War time of the 1820's...........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 24, 2022 06:53 PM (iqs+B)

183 I'm not going with the dementia excuse here. Brib'em has always been a foul-mouthed low life hack. He was just being true to type.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 06:53 PM (oO1Iw)

184 Just seeing a post by Lee Zeldin that a NY Supreme Court judge struck down Cruella's mask mandate as unconstitutional. Looking for confirmation.

Posted by: Toni at January 24, 2022 06:54 PM (PgM6e)

185 You can be sure Rommel was proud when he heard Patton had called him a 'magnificent' sonofabitch.
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2022 06:52 PM (0OP+5)
---------
Well, it was "magnificent bastard", but still...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 24, 2022 06:54 PM (DnWKq)

186 Shake the dust from your sandals is often good advice.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 24, 2022 06:54 PM (oWBc3)

187 We need to find a hot mike clip of a father of a female child calling Rapey Joe a piece of shit pervert for groping his daughter.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2022 06:54 PM (6liew)

188 So. An old has been never was mean thief and grifter suffering from the onset of dementia has an attack of tourettes and the media smirks and applauds.

That about right?
Posted by: jakee308


Really too bad more of the MFM doesn't haunt these pages. Could gain some insight.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 06:54 PM (r1z5A)

189 Fox News totally blew the opportunity to play this out for a few days, with the Baier and Hume chat agreeing that Trump did this same thing "often."

If it truly was live and ad lib, they ought to be fired. If it was not live, they and their producers should all get sacked.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 24, 2022 06:55 PM (KiBMU)

190 Just seeing a post by Lee Zeldin that a NY Supreme Court judge struck down Cruella's mask mandate as unconstitutional. Looking for confirmation.
Posted by: Toni at January 24
I first read that as Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 06:55 PM (eGTCV)

191 Van Halen's "Snatch Purse"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 06:55 PM (ZZK0E)

192 Just watched Fox to see what they had to say. Trey Gowdy said leaders of the free world should not punchdwn and he said the same rules applied to Trump. The chubby Democrat strategist said there is no place for that kind of language from the leader of the free world and Guy Benson brought up the same as Ace . Glad to see Foxis just as meely mouth as usual.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 24, 2022 06:55 PM (VCd6Q)

193 Every moron should have some idiot lib friends.
.......

Who needs them as friends when you have them in your family?

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2022 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

194 Jim Acosta resents the attention Doocy is getting, no doubt

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 24, 2022 06:56 PM (mPRFJ)

195 Just seeing a post by Lee Zeldin that a NY Supreme Court judge struck down Cruella's mask mandate as unconstitutional. Looking for confirmation.
Posted by: Toni at January 24
I first read that as Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 06:55 PM (eGTCV)
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It was a musical ruling.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 24, 2022 06:56 PM (DnWKq)

196 ow. muh norms.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 06:45 PM (IJES/)

Yeah - this whole thing is a complete NeverTrumper Cuckster Fuck - they need be made to own it every minute of every day for the rest of their lives.

They need to be unemployable as political analysts - if your job was to park cars and you kept driving them into each other, or lost of the keys to them continuously - you'd wind up being a permanent resident of your parent's basement.

Why these idiots are even allowed print space is just beyond human understanding at this point.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 06:56 PM (5iUNf)

197 Oh I've got a great Led Zep album title

are you ready?

Led Zep -- V
Posted by: ace

Vendetta

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 06:57 PM (U48vO)

198 If it doesn't work out you can always leave an upper decker in the guest bathroom.
Posted by: Aviator at January 24, 2022 06:53 PM (HQ9


This is correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 06:57 PM (mdaT8)

199 Doocy should have challenged Biden to take a cognitive test with him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2022 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

200 Hochul will get her revenge and make covid shots necessary for school enrollment next year.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 24, 2022 06:57 PM (b+v9B)

201
Kiss, Snatching Victory

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:57 PM (0G13K)

202 Bound to have ups and downs with people over decades, even if they are not idiot libs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 24, 2022 06:58 PM (EZebt)

203 steel panther has a lot of the kiss parody album names covered already

https://steelpantherrocks.com/products/balls-out

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 06:59 PM (0G13K)

204 Creepy Pervy Uncle cannot stop himself from snuzzling little girls on camera when he had his wits (relatively speaking).

Sooner or later Demented Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe's knuckles will get rapey. Psaki might be the 'lucky' girl.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 24, 2022 06:59 PM (LNVwV)

205 That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 24, 2022 06:59 PM (DnWKq)

206 The media treated Trump as if he was a local PTA board member and not the President of United States. They showed him zero respect and were usually snarky and rude.

Biden is given almost as much deferential treatment as Obama got. Comparing how Trump treated rude, aggressive reporters to Biden is stupid but then so are most TV talking heads.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:00 PM (ZLI7S)

207 8500 US-based troops have received "Prepare to Deploy" orders from Tranny-in-Waiting Defense Sec Lloyd Austin.

http://bitly.ws/o5M7

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 24, 2022 07:01 PM (sWM8x)

208 >>>Kiss, Snatching Victory


no wait, right church wrong pew

Kiss, Snatch a Kiss

i bet that's been done!


Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 07:01 PM (0G13K)

209 >>>[106] I'm conflicted about something. Best friend kicked me to the curb last Jan. Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (qpolg)
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Greetings, Infidel ... After having had a few experiences like this in my lifetime, what worked best was to not make a final decision until after having an initial face-to-face conversation ... If the first words spoken by the other person were a sincere apology for whatever they had said or done to hurt the relationship (their 50%), then I was willing to move forward and help repair the relationship (my 50%) ... However, if no apology or remorse was offered, I believed the other person thought and felt exactly as they had when they caused the damage, and it was best for me to not know that person any longer. AKA, love thyself as thy neighbor.

Posted by: Kathy at January 24, 2022 07:01 PM (h3RRP)

210
My word. Led Zeppelin literally stole every song they sang.

And I love Led Zep.

Rick Beato compares Led Zep to Taurus:

https://youtu.be/-MBKJDmE-OQ?t=43

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 07:02 PM (v2fyE)

211 Fen, sorry about your troubles too. We have a lot of happiness and troubles we shared over the decades. It really hurts. Think I will step back and think about this and pray before I respond.
Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:50 PM (qpolg)

She may have realized that the friendship you shared is greater than politics. If you really had a close friendship, give it a shot. That's what I would do, anyway.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (OX9vb)

212 I'd like Biden to tell us more stories about Corn Pop or kids touching his hairy legs in a swimming pool.
I want to see unchained Joe.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (NpAcC)

213 > My friend's dad sank into dementia in his late seventies. He became uncontrollable, sneaking out of his assisted living facility and roaming the streets day and night. The police kept having to bring him back, usually after an explicative laced angry altercation with normal folks walking around in town.

A facility near me has a keypad lock with a simple question above the lock (Eg. What year is it?)

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (RaNzC)

214 I stepped in some Norms and now I can smell the Unity.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

215 I'm conflicted about something. Best friend kicked me to the curb last Jan. Wasn't sure why at the time, but I think it was about Bidet. Not really sure. She texted me at Thanksgiving and Christmas, and then a few weeks ago. I almost stopped by her place last week. Just got a text from her again to come over later this week. After being friends for almost 25 years, I don't know what to do. Guess I will sleep on it for a few days.
Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (qpolg)


talk to her
she's reaching out

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (xKKnI)

216 After being friends for almost 25 years, I don't know what to do. Guess I will sleep on it for a few days.
Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 06:41 PM (qpolg)

I'd see what she has to say. It doers not HAVE to be about politics. It could be she had some shit going on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (f4mjo)

217 If Trump had done this, the name calling would have been the least of the problems. Press would have refused to take the first part of the answer as facetious, and the headlines would be: "Trump denies inflation is a problem! Says it's good!"

And there would be fifty factchecks: "Pants on Fire: Despite Trump Claim, Inflation is not an asset."

"Today, without evidence, President Trump insisted inflation would be an 'asset' in the midterm elections."

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (dYe5S)

218 Pedo Joe thought he was back at the pool in Scranton when Corn Pop showed up... wanted to show him who was the baddest MOFO in Scranton...

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (ISSNv)

219 This is so 100% dementia - and it's exactly what I thought it was. Dementia patients lose their filter - and I could see he got the same righteous joy out of it. Considering he was an angry asshole when he was still "well", this is going to start to become common.

I just hope some of the media start to realize this old fuck feels the same about them - regardless of how much they suck up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (wAnMi)

220
Future Alternate Post Headline:

biden Pulls National Guard Troops From Guarding Capitol From Trump Voters And Sends Them To Ukraine To Protect Burisma Oil Corporation

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 07:04 PM (v2fyE)

221 Biden was a nasty POS before the dementia.

Posted by: butch at January 24, 2022 07:04 PM (cHvOo)

222 Sock Monkey, haven't been around today--how's the new baby and mama?

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2022 07:05 PM (OX9vb)

223 184 Just seeing a post by Lee Zeldin that a NY Supreme Court judge struck down Cruella's mask mandate as unconstitutional. Looking for confirmation.
Posted by: Toni at January 24, 2022 06:54 PM (PgM6e)

https://tinyurl.com/4fzv8khk

Posted by: Liberty at January 24, 2022 07:05 PM (0Z3fJ)

224 Led Zepplin - Rings of Smoke ???

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 07:05 PM (V13WU)

225
Oh I've got a great Led Zep album title

are you ready?

Led Zep -- V
Posted by: ace


That's tight.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 07:05 PM (v2fyE)

226 artisanal 'ette!!!! How are you? Miss your recipes and what you've got cooking.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 07:06 PM (oO1Iw)

227
How do you say the plural for son of a bitch?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 07:06 PM (v2fyE)

228 Thanks all, still think I will wait until at least tomorrow to respond. I really do miss her.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 07:06 PM (qpolg)

229 The dog ate one of my crocs. I guess she likes heterosexual.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 07:07 PM (eGTCV)

230 Stelter reminds me of the ticks I used to find on dogs that weren't well cared for in the countryside. If left for a day or two, the tick will swell up and turn white and look a lot like Stelter. Then you have to carefully pull the tick off of the dog--don't pull too hard or the tick's head will come off inside of the dog and give it an infection--similar to how you'd have to be careful pulling Stelter away from a buffet.

Posted by: Dave at January 24, 2022 07:07 PM (mXUCw)

231 I probably called a buncha democ-commies a sonofabitch. It's because I just don't see them as human I suppose.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2022 07:07 PM (0OP+5)

232 ace wants to be a harrier Jimmy Page.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:07 PM (f4mjo)

233 When the Cars came out with "California CAFE" we knew it was all over for that band.

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 07:07 PM (vrz2I)

234 That lying pony faced dog soldier of a President is the stupid a$$hole

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2022 07:08 PM (J6Mwf)

235 The part I'm offended by - Doocy was asking a legitimate question, and not even in a mean sort of way. Just a, you know, kinda question news reporters shout at the president all the time. Will inflation hurt the Democrats at the midterms?

How does that make him a "stupid son of a bitch?"

Maybe the stupid part is duh, yes. Of course it will. And the son of a bitch part is "who dare you say that out loud!"

Posted by: Inspector kemp at January 24, 2022 07:08 PM (nkp5d)

236 Mark Levin sounds annoyed that we aren't already duking it out in Ukraine. Watters' new show is annoying.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 07:08 PM (63Dwl)

237 Gosh, I hate that guy.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 24, 2022 07:09 PM (Gs5TH)

238 no wait, right church wrong pew-- ace


I love that phrase. Haven't heard it used around here in a long time.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2022 07:09 PM (Vxu+H)

239
A facility near me has a keypad lock with a simple question above the lock (Eg. What year is it?)

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM


I've seen one where the number is there but you have to type it in backwards. They still have a few who manage to 'elope' every year.

Nurses and their lingo. They have a phrase for everything.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 24, 2022 07:09 PM (dQvv7)

240
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 24, 2022 07:09 PM (DUIap)

241 A facility near me has a keypad lock with a simple question above the lock (Eg. What year is it?)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:03 PM (RaNzC)


I remember many years ago a friend told me when his mother was at a facility the keypad was the year. Nobody ever got out. I found it hard to believe, until my mother had dementia. In the last 5 years of her life, she had no idea what year it was. At its best, it was 2000 something. Then it was no fucking clue. Didn't know who the president was, which was most heartbreaking. When Obama got into office, she'd keep saying "I wish we had a President". When we finally did get one, she had no idea.

And yes, the shit she'd say about/to people was beyond embarrassing. I'd dread taking her to the doctor, because she'd just say "look at that fat [expletive] dressed like a whore..." so the entire waiting room could hear. Yikes.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 24, 2022 07:09 PM (wAnMi)

242 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (RaNzC)

243 So, worth it to let Brandon go one on one with Putin on TV?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (5pTK/)

244 > How do you say the plural for son of a bitch?

Sons of a bitch
Sons of bitches
Son of bitches doesn't really work

Pick one

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (BFigT)

245 JoePedo gonna take this chain and wrap it around Doocey" head. Just like with old CornFlake.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (iDcra)

246 >>>242 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL

oh my.

Bye bye neil!

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (0G13K)

247 227
How do you say the plural for son of a bitch?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 07:06 PM (v2fyE)
sumbitches.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2022 07:11 PM (0OP+5)

248 Doocey looks and acts like like his father, who is also a gay man. Why is Dana Perino still on Fox?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 24, 2022 07:11 PM (GYllL)

249 artisanal 'ette!!!! How are you? Miss your recipes and what you've got cooking.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 07:06 PM (oO1Iw)


hiya. I've just been working non-stop. I'm great, thanks for asking. I do contact cbd from time to time to drop him some links or info.

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 24, 2022 07:11 PM (xKKnI)

250 242 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (RaNzC)

Neil, I do not think that is as much of a threat as you think it is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:11 PM (f4mjo)

251 Spencer Brown adds this context:

The president's words Monday are a far cry from what Biden promised on day one of his presidency


Oh, fuck off. Just bite me, will ya?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 07:11 PM (DMQdU)

252 How do you say the plural for son of a bitch?

Sons of a bitch
Sons of bitches
Son of bitches doesn't really work

Pick one

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM


Sunny Beaches.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 07:11 PM (bVYXr)

253 I'm ridin' out the Biden Depression.

I've been through both Obama and Carter. I've been to this soiree before.

But I am expecting a larger harvest of progressive tears.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at January 24, 2022 07:11 PM (aoFfE)

254 242 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (RaNzC)

Guess I better make sure I tell Spotify I've listened to Joe Rogan multiple times, but have not liked or saved a single Neil Young song to a playlist. They can have Neil Young or they can have my subscription money.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2022 07:12 PM (OX9vb)

255 >>Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

Where's Lynyrd Skynyrd when you need them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

256 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.
===

Pay the ASCAP fees and they can do whatever they want. Plus the new kids don't know about Neil. So not a big loss.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 07:12 PM (iDcra)

257 73 How will Psaki spin this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (a3Q+t)


He's fortunate the President did not slap him for asking such a dumb-ass shitty question.

Posted by: Jen"Does anyone have some freckle-remover?" Psaki at January 24, 2022 07:13 PM (AMIL/)

258
Neil Young can eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 24, 2022 07:13 PM (dQvv7)

259 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (RaNzC)

Even most women know it's unwise to give their guy that ultimatum: "It's between me and that 20-something porn star sexy whore you've been seeing!"

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 07:13 PM (5iUNf)

260

Last photo I saw of Neil Young he looked like a wino that passed out in the doorway of a flop house.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 24, 2022 07:13 PM (GYllL)

261 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL
Posted by: bonhomme


Well, bye.

Spotify

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2022 07:13 PM (Vxu+H)

262 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

--

I got the impression that Neil has always been a miserable old coot.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:13 PM (ZZK0E)

263 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

--

Wow, remove this guy because I don't like what he's saying. That's rich coming from this old anti-establishment, free love hippie.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 07:13 PM (sVtYq)

264 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (RaNzC)


easy one

I was just reading about Eric Clapton who was injured by the poison jab and been sounding the alarm ever since. He mentions that Van Morrison was on the same page but he claims he's pressured to not speak out - basically Clapton calls him a coward in so many words, which he is. Like millions who know the truth.

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 24, 2022 07:13 PM (xKKnI)

265 Shame on Neil Young, and stupid. Joe Rogan is a lot more popular than he is. And who TF does he think he is, censoring somebody else's speech? What a hippie fraud.

And I really like Neil Young's music (I can't help it I went to college in Canada).

Posted by: Goldilocks at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (hUjT1)

266 223 184 Just seeing a post by Lee Zeldin that a NY Supreme Court judge struck down Cruella's mask mandate as unconstitutional. Looking for confirmation.
Posted by: Toni at January 24, 2022 06:54 PM (PgM6e)

https://tinyurl.com/4fzv8khk
Posted by: Liberty at January 24, 2022 07:05 PM (0Z3fJ)


It states since Cuomo-with-Tits has no more emergency powers, such a rule has to come through the state legislature.

NY State senate and legislature are both Democrat. So, at best the rule is temporary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (s2VJv)

267 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

----

do liberals have any other playbook options besides censorship and prison camps?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (ZZK0E)

268 How does that make him a "stupid son of a bitch?"

Maybe the stupid part is duh, yes. Of course it will. And the son of a bitch part is "who dare you say that out loud!"
Posted by: Inspector kemp at January 24, 2022 07:08 PM (nkp5d)


It doesn't matter, doesn't need to have anything to do with reality. For instance, Last year for Christmas my mom was sent a letter from relatives - you know sort of a family year recap. Since she couldn't read any longer I read it to them. I don't think she understood a thing. I mention "do you remember so-and-so" And she blurts out "They're all a bunch of jews!"

I was slack-jawed. I have no idea where that came from, and then she denied saying it. So out of left field, they really do become different people.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (wAnMi)

269 Guess I better make sure I tell Spotify I've listened to Joe Rogan multiple times, but have not liked or saved a single Neil Young song to a playlist. They can have Neil Young or they can have my subscription money.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2022 07:12 PM (OX9vb)

Neil Young is another one who I have never understood why anyone would want to listen to that thin voice, high pitched little bastard sing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (f4mjo)

270 "Sons of a bitch
Sons of bitches
Son of bitches doesn't really work"

I believe it would be sumbitches, per Buford T. Justice.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (YFAIE)

271 One of four women shot at [southwest] Germany's Heidelberg University has died; gunman killed himself.

18-year-old German student. [Or "German"...??]

||Police have searched his flat in the city of Mannheim, and found a WhatsApp message he had sent shortly beforehand, in which he spoke of punishing people.||

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (UHVv4)

272 Well, is Doocy's mom a bitch?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (n/szn)

273 I presume he was looking at himself in a mirror..

Posted by: Timothy Stenger at January 24, 2022 07:15 PM (HgB8R)

274 Duncanthrax, psaki won't have to spin anything 'cause no one will ask her.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 07:15 PM (oO1Iw)

275 do liberals have any other playbook options besides censorship and prison camps?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (ZZK0E)

It's that or young asking the NKVD(FBI) to knock on Rogan's door.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:15 PM (f4mjo)

276 Where's Lynyrd Skynyrd when you need them.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)


heh.

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 24, 2022 07:15 PM (xKKnI)

277 242 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL
Posted by: bonhomme



Um, Neil. I don't think you're reading the room well. Good luck, champ.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2022 07:15 PM (sAmhv)

278 Sort of like Cocker. He retired near here. What an asshat.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 07:15 PM (qpolg)

279 old Neil has his meals in a bitch

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 07:15 PM (us2H3)

280 Like a black man in Karen's elevator.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (II3Gr)

LOL

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

281 A facility near me has a keypad lock with a simple question above the lock (Eg. What year is it?)
Posted by: bonhomme

that is supposed to be SECRET

Posted by: the Nuclear "Football" at January 24, 2022 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)

282 10 Tater claims President Poopy Pants response to Doocy was a "deadpan"

Which means Bidens brain is dead and he shits in a pan...

Posted by: TxMarko at January 24, 2022 07:16 PM (Y4qEe)

283 #271 Gunman used a longarm, BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 07:16 PM (UHVv4)

284 It's fine to wait, Infidel On a related note, the problem with cell phones is that now some high anxiety types-not saying your friend is like that/-have to hound you if you don't instantly call them back or text. I'm not talking about emergencies which are different , but sometimes I just like to take a break from e-mail and the phone and yes they don't have to worry about him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 07:16 PM (VI5v1)

285 Neil Young is still alive? who knew..

Posted by: IC - #FJB at January 24, 2022 07:16 PM (hV9ir)

286 Hey now, he could have called him a stupid rat bastard.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 07:16 PM (GYllL)

287 280 Like a black man in Karen's elevator.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 06:44 PM (II3Gr)

LOL
Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 07:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

Without the earlier news story, sounds like a euphemism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:16 PM (f4mjo)

288 >>Sort of like Cocker. He retired near here. What an asshat.

You think you've got it rough I just found out James Taylor bought a place in my town.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

289 Who is Neil Young? That dude with the hyper annoying voice?

Yea... fuck him in particular. Pineapple, barbed wire, flames, sideways, asshole...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2022 07:17 PM (BFigT)

290 McLame and Joe are the same person

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 07:17 PM (us2H3)

291 Neil Young has rusted.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 07:17 PM (sVtYq)

292 He meant 'bedpan'.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 07:17 PM (UHVv4)

293 285-Meant " Worry about me"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 07:17 PM (VI5v1)

294 Posted by: Jen"Does anyone have some freckle-remover?" Psaki
.......

Try acetone and a Brillo pad, Jen.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2022 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

295 Neil Young can kiss my lily white ass.

Posted by: Southern Man at January 24, 2022 07:18 PM (R/m4+)

296 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

He has as much leverage as I do by threatening to hold out on Kate Upton.

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2022 07:18 PM (9Fwwf)

297 NY State senate and legislature are both Democrat. So, at best the rule is temporary.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (s2VJv)

Easier to vote for if your district is below Albany - not so much north of there except Buffalo, Rochester or Ithaca.

It's not going to get any support from Long Island for sure - my guess is they punt - it's an election year and Governor-wannabe Suozzi probably doesn't want this getting in his way.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 07:18 PM (5iUNf)

298 JackStraw, "You've Got a Friend"

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 07:18 PM (oO1Iw)

299 How do you say the plural for son of a bitch?

Sons a bitches.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 07:19 PM (U48vO)

300 > Posted by: Jen"Does anyone have some freckle-remover?" Psaki

Freckles are fine. Psaki's legs look like raw chicken. That's not fine.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:19 PM (RaNzC)

301 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (RaNzC)

easy one

uary 24, 2022 07:13 PM (xKKnI)
***
I hope Neil Young will remember...
A Southern Man don't need him around, anyhow.

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 07:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

302 Posted by: Jen"Does anyone have some freckle-remover?" Psaki
.......

Try acetone and a Brillo pad, Jen.

Posted by: wth
====

Acid or just a gasoline blow torch should get the job done... and done well.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 07:19 PM (iDcra)

303 trying to process yet another leftist branch-covidian spout out about misinformation...what to say anymore? These people get their science from Jimmy Fallon and civics lessons from Mao. and they're acting this way with a disease that's .0005% fatal. Just think how they'll act in a real crisis.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:19 PM (ZZK0E)

304 With my luck he will volunteer to sing at the next town meeting, Ben.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

305 You think you've got it rough I just found out James Taylor bought a place in my town.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)


lenox? it's funner to see bill murray bouncing around town much further south

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 24, 2022 07:20 PM (xKKnI)

306 It's fine to wait, Infidel On a related note, the problem with cell phones is that now some high anxiety types-not saying your friend is like that/-have to hound you if you don't instantly call them back or text. I'm not talking about emergencies which are different , but sometimes I just like to take a break from e-mail and the phone and yes they don't have to worry about him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

lol. Anyone who knows me knows I don't respond quickly. Maybe days. Want to visit, stop by the house.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 07:20 PM (qpolg)

307 The proper response when someone calls you a son of a bitch is to say, "I road your mom like a rodeo bull, doinked her in the ass, and wrote my name on her back. Asshole. Then offer him the first punch before you punch him back in the throat.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 07:20 PM (OZtA4)

308 I always keep thinking that these washed old hippies will be dead and on their way to Hades soon...but no, soon never comes. They'll live to be 120.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 07:20 PM (GYllL)

309 I think THIS is serweious, too.

It's Doocy's badge of honor. And Joe will immediately dismiss himself, right? No if's, and's, or butts.

Posted by: Flyover, #hashtag at January 24, 2022 07:20 PM (Rbu5d)

310 Ah, yes, Neil Young, the great anti-establishment rebel and champion of truth. F*ck off, you besotted old fool.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 24, 2022 07:20 PM (H8QX8)

311 111
"I am not joking when I say this, if you are ever working with me and I hear you treat another colleague with disrespect...talk down to someone, I promise you I will fire you on the spot," Biden pledged. "On the spot. No ifs, ands, or buts," he emphasized. "Everybody is entitled to be treated with decency and dignity," Biden told the country before adding "that's been missing in a big way the last four years."
-----
The hypocrisy here is utter. Biden has been publicly treating people with nasty contempt for 50 years.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2022 06:42 PM (laUZs)


You can bet your bottom dollar that Psaki, Klain, Jake Sullivan, and other top White House clowns call everyone below them in the pecking order names worse than SOB, to their faces, every darned day. Joe lied about treating colleagues with dignity; you know it because his lips moved at the time.

Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2022 07:21 PM (AMIL/)

312 Just seeing a post by Lee Zeldin that a NY Supreme Court judge struck down Cruella's mask mandate as unconstitutional. Looking for confirmation.
Posted by: Toni at January 24, 2022 06:54 PM (PgM6e)


That might explain the random tweet that Hoch was thinking about releasing mask mandates because they were at 10%, whatever that means

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2022 07:21 PM (ZMraq)

313 I always keep thinking that these washed old hippies will be dead and on their way to Hades soon...but no, soon never comes. They'll live to be 120.

--

Peter Fonda wasn't so lucky.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 07:21 PM (sVtYq)

314 epoch news says border apprehensions in 2021 were 1.9 million compared with 450,000 in 2020.

FU Brandon.

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 07:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

315 Biden watches North Koreans fake loving their leaders while gimps work his totem stick.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 24, 2022 07:21 PM (ywnlW)

316 The proper response when someone calls you a son of a bitch is to say, "I road your mom like a rodeo bull, doinked her in the ass, and wrote my name on her back. Asshole. Then offer him the first punch before you punch him back in the throat.

Posted by: Marcus T
====

Newsletter? Also can I write a few articles?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 07:21 PM (iDcra)

317 I think it is the equivalent of a loser kicking his dog. Biden is getting beaten like a pinata and looks like a complete moron, so he strikes out at a lesser with the idiot label.

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (pCXlW)

318 Marcus, great retort! Especially the throat punch part.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (oO1Iw)

319 epoch news says border apprehensions in 2021 were 1.9 million compared with 450,000 in 2020.

FU Brandon.
Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 07:21 PM (Ed8Zd)


think about how many got through

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (xKKnI)

320 I thought Neil's house burned down and all his heroin and kiddie porn went up in flames.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (v0R5T)

321 I get a kick about the inmate at the home that memorized the key code while sitting in a wheelchair.
One of my heroes escaped from the hospital while in one of those standard split tail gowns and barefooted, no cash.
He was 91 and didn't want to be there.
Of course, he was found dead in the desert the next day, this was in the Las Vegas area.
But, still, I admired him.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (jTmQV)

322 Acid or just a gasoline blow torch should get the job done... and done well.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 07:19 PM (iDcra)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU BURN MEAT TO A CRISP ITS CALLED WELL DONE!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothelesburget at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (Vxu+H)

323 from Halo: I woulda been your daddy but the doggy got there first.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (ZZK0E)

324 >>lenox? it's funner to see bill murray bouncing around town much further south

No, in RI. I believe it will just be a vacation house for him.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

325 I think Ralphie's dad uses "sons a bitches" when the hounds steal the turkey. And he was an authority on profanity.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (YFAIE)

326 I was trying to think of Joe or Hillary was ruder to the 'help'. I think Joe is probably far and away more handsy, but Hillary is probably more rude and foul mouthed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:23 PM (f4mjo)

327 So Senator A**hole who has been who he is for decades is still an a**hole under a different title? I shan't believe it.

And the MFM has been hiding that as best they could for generations of Democrats w/ Bylines? I shan't believe that either.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 24, 2022 07:23 PM (aXxgO)

328 and another disqualifying problem with Biden's bizarre outburst is that inflation is kind of a big fucking deal.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:23 PM (ZZK0E)

329 Test

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2022 07:23 PM (Vxu+H)

330 300 > Posted by: Jen"Does anyone have some freckle-remover?" Psaki

Freckles are fine. Psaki's legs look like raw chicken. That's not fine.

Despite the distinctive office she holds, she won't be seen wearing hosiery. No respect.....

Posted by: TxMarko at January 24, 2022 07:23 PM (Y4qEe)

331 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (RaNzC)


Neil is probably in the beginning stages of dementia as well, or just plain old brain damaged from drugs. Of course all the comments think this makes him the boss. One guy even says "nuance". Yeah, no. Take your ball and go home you spoiled, decrepit piece of shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 24, 2022 07:23 PM (wAnMi)

332 Do Leftists still insist cancel culture isn't for real?

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2022 07:24 PM (2JoB8)

333 like Biden's dismissing inflation as a topic the way liberals in 2003 were dismissing 9-11 because they thought it helped W too much and they didn't like it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:24 PM (ZZK0E)

334 This Canuck has never liked Young.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 07:24 PM (eGTCV)

335 epoch news says border apprehensions in 2021 were 1.9 million compared with 450,000 in 2020.

--

What do "border apprehensions" even mean anymore? They're all let go with notices to appear, aren't they? So 1.9 million crossed the border and disappeared into the country forever.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 07:24 PM (sVtYq)

336 JackStraw, I'll bet Elvis could howl on cue and I'd take him to the meeting.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 07:24 PM (oO1Iw)

337 Acid or just a gasoline blow torch should get the job done... and done well.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 07:19 PM (iDcra)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU BURN MEAT TO A CRISP ITS CALLED WELL DONE!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothelesburget
===

You see because...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 07:24 PM (iDcra)

338 323 from Halo: I woulda been your daddy but the doggy got there first.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (ZZK0E)

I saw this one in a couple different streams:

Male, kid gamer hurls abuse.
Female Gamer: I'm gonna fuck your Dad and give him a child he will love.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:24 PM (f4mjo)

339 Herad many hours of Joe Rogan, not 1 second of Neil on Spotify

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2022 07:25 PM (2JoB8)

340 All Neils suck. Diamond, Sedaka, Young. It is known.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 07:25 PM (KFhLj)

341 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

It's a no-brainer.

Posted by: Warbling Cats at January 24, 2022 07:25 PM (Xrfse)

342 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.
https://bit.ly/3IwD4SL
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (RaNzC)


I don't know much about the industry, but if they pay the fee, don't they have full broadcast rights? I think Rush had the same kerfluffle when he broke down and paid the ASCAP or whatever fee, can a musician boycott if they are getting paid?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2022 07:26 PM (ZMraq)

343 Neil is probably in the beginning stages of dementia as well, or just plain old brain damaged from drugs. Of course all the comments think this makes him the boss. One guy even says "nuance". Yeah, no. Take your ball and go home you spoiled, decrepit piece of shit.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 24, 2022 07:23 PM (wAnMi)

IIRC Young has had an aneurysm m

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 07:26 PM (eGTCV)

344 An Open Secret
@AnOpenSecret
BREAKING:

Afghan Refugee Convicted by Federal Jury of Sexually Assaulting 3-Year-Old Girl at Quantico Marine Corps Base in Virginia

https://tinyurl.com/yc8dtshz

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 07:26 PM (NpAcC)

345 Four dead in Ohio, so is Young he just doesn't know it Canadian prat.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 24, 2022 07:26 PM (oWBc3)

346 Border apprehension now is picking them up near the border and giving them a ride anywhere in the country they want to go.

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2022 07:26 PM (2JoB8)

347

Salute the son of a bitch!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at January 24, 2022 07:26 PM (l9xTR)

348 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.

Fuck that no-talent hippie Canuck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 07:26 PM (II3Gr)

349 Case dismissed!!!

Judge reveals Sarah Palin has tested positive for C-19 at her defamation trial against the NYT.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 07:26 PM (UHVv4)

350 >>340 All Neils suck. Diamond, Sedaka, Young. It is known.

Why the Sweet Caroline hate. Hater.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 07:27 PM (GYllL)

351 DeGrasse

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 24, 2022 07:27 PM (oWBc3)

352 244 > How do you say the plural for son of a bitch?

Sons of a bitch
Sons of bitches
Son of bitches doesn't really work
Pick one
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2022 07:10 PM (BFigT)
++++

If you are talking about a bunch of brothers, Sons of a bitch.
If you are talking about various sons from a variety of mothers, Sons of bitches.
If you have one of those Neil has two mommies situations, Son of bitches.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 24, 2022 07:27 PM (QUJVI)

353 Where's Lynyrd Skynyrd when you need them.
Posted by: JackStraw

You got that right !

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 07:27 PM (U48vO)

354 Dead musician walking a walker.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 24, 2022 07:27 PM (ywnlW)

355 346 Border apprehension now is picking them up near the border and giving them a ride anywhere in the country they want to go.
Posted by: Skip

--
these people need to be given notice that they'll be on the hook. this is criminal conspiracy. New immigration laws have to include criminal charges for people who act this way and a private right to deport, like a qui tam action.

fucking invasion USA.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:28 PM (ZZK0E)

356 You think you've got it rough I just found out James Taylor bought a place in my town.
*

At least you don't have to hear his crap piped into every mom and pop store and restaurant. We've got f*cking Doc Watson for accessible Americana but no, everyone thinks James Taylor is talented. And he is, in a slightly less than Bob Denver kind of way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 24, 2022 07:25 PM (d2+sW)

I went to a James Taylor concert a few years ago- I thought he was great. Well, very good.

Are you talking about Gilligan, or did you mean John Denver?

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 07:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

357 Someone needs to tell Neil this isn't 1968 in Laurel Canyon, no one cares.

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 07:28 PM (+ya+t)

358 Apparently, they held the presser on Joe's lawn.

Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2022 07:28 PM (OaZlZ)

359 The USSR was once embodied by the proverbial party prance-hole, "The New Soviet Man".

The Democrats are now embodied by prance-hole Joe Biden, "The New Democrat Man"! Wear him proudly, Democrats! He is you!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 24, 2022 07:28 PM (CjSPL)

360 350 >>340 All Neils suck. Diamond, Sedaka, Young. It is known.

Why the Sweet Caroline hate. Hater.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 07:27 PM (GYllL)


He got dumped at Cherry Hill Park.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2022 07:28 PM (axyOa)

361 do liberals have any other playbook options besides censorship and prison camps?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:14 PM (ZZK0E)


If you have censorship and prison camps, you don't need playbook options.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2022 07:29 PM (ZMraq)

362 FUCK YOU NEIL YOUNG.

Posted by: Southern Man at January 24, 2022 07:29 PM (iDcra)

363 we're going to need a new operation wet-back.

I like that Newt Gingrich was talking about criminal charges for the 1-6 subpoena over-reachers in Congress too.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 07:29 PM (ZZK0E)

364 > All Neils suck. Diamond, Sedaka, Young. It is known.

Six time Pro Bowl, bitch!

Posted by: Neil Smith, Defensive End at January 24, 2022 07:29 PM (RaNzC)

365 Sock Monkey, all is good? I missed any news of the blessed new child.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 07:29 PM (oO1Iw)

366 Good evening, Horde.

Fvck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Ladyl a toast in loving memory of OM and the others who have gone to glory at January 24, 2022 07:29 PM (TdMsT)

367 Wasn't Steve Doocy a Washington DC weatherman at one time? He's Peter's older brother, the asshat on the morning FOX shitshow. I swear to God I took a class in remote sensing (how to read satellite data) at the University of Maryland with that dipshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2022 07:29 PM (BFigT)

368 Steve Doocy is Peter's dad, I believe.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 07:30 PM (sVtYq)

369 Psaki's legs look like raw chicken.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU BURN MEAT TO A CRISP ITS CALLED WELL DONE!!!

Posted by: Ben Rothelesburget

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2022 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

370 running

https://tinyurl.com/yc8dtshz

Has he been killed?

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 07:30 PM (qpolg)

371 all these years I thought I was boinking but I was actually doinking

fuck, man

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 07:30 PM (us2H3)

372 Inflation, to much money to few goods. At least attack the goods side of the equation. Money? Just stop spending like a drunken sailor. Shut down government spending and regulation!

There fixd. Elect me.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 07:31 PM (0OmEj)

373 > Why the Sweet Caroline hate.

I really hate that song.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:31 PM (RaNzC)

374 Nassau County exec.

Bruce Blakeman @NassauExec; 1h
BREAKING: A NYS Supreme Court Judge has ruled that the Governor's mask mandate is illegal. The Governor and State Education Department have NO authority to enforce this mandate without the approval of State lawmakers. This is a major win for students & parents.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 07:31 PM (UHVv4)

375

Foot powder and a sweaty pair of shoes true feels nice.

Posted by: Johnny Noir at January 24, 2022 07:31 PM (l9xTR)

376 368 Steve Doocy is Peter's dad, I believe.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 07:30 PM (sVtYq)

so, he's like, married to the bitch, right

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 07:31 PM (us2H3)

377 I've been a miner for a poison toad. And I'm gettin' old.

Posted by: Neil Young at January 24, 2022 07:32 PM (Xrfse)

378 OK... Peter's his kid. But I swear Steve was a weatherman at one time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2022 07:32 PM (BFigT)

379 Lady in Black - yes they are father and son

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2022 07:32 PM (2JoB8)

380 350 Neil Peart is the exception

Posted by: Dogbert at January 24, 2022 07:32 PM (Z9HSN)

381 Martini Farmer - in your remote sensing class, did you learn how to telepathically kill goats? Or am I thinking of remote viewing? :-)

Posted by: PabloD at January 24, 2022 07:32 PM (EOWxc)

382 I am fairly sure Steve was a weather guy early on

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2022 07:33 PM (2JoB8)

383 "Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth."

Hmm. Do we go with a money-making superstar using modern technology and media in his prime, or do we go with the aging Woodstock warbler whose main product spiked during plastic discs and still sounds like crap?

Yeah, that's a toughie.

But you go, kids. Fight the power with the Canadian septuagenarian.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 24, 2022 07:33 PM (aXxgO)

384 > Why the Sweet Caroline hate.

I really hate that song.

--

I don't mind it so much. It doesn't grate on me like "We're Coming To America....TODAAAAY!"

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 07:33 PM (sVtYq)

385 Neil Young is pressuring Spotify to remove Joe Rogan. He says they can choose between having Young's music or Rogan's podcast, but they can't have booth.


I had assumed that Neil Young was dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

386 Shut down government spending and regulation!



==

They Can't Lick our Dick !

---Nixon for president

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 07:33 PM (V13WU)

387 "Marcus, great retort! Especially the throat punch part.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 07:22 PM (oO1Iw)"

I'm really trying to be good. Read my Bible. Stay calm. But some things just cross the rubicon. What a loathsome divisive jerk.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 07:33 PM (OZtA4)

388 Armstrong yes, the Rush guy, no

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (oWBc3)

389 Oppressive COVID Measures for the Unvaccinated Were Based on 'Software' Error, Claims German Minister.

lol, that's a good one
thenationalpulse

On January 17th, Health Minister Karl Lauterbach had the following to say:
"...with the situation in Hamburg... I can claim without a doubt, that the problem was in the automatic classifier of the software. The problem is solved now... and it was a mistake and was not done on purpose in order to largely blame the unvaccinated for the pandemic..."
The city of Hamburg was not the only region affected by false COVID numbers.


the problem is solved now... uh - huh
night all

Posted by: artisanal ette at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (xKKnI)

390 340 All Neils suck. Diamond, Sedaka, Young. It is known.


"Ahem."

- - Neil Armstrong

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (s2VJv)

391 If Peter D gets just a little better and he's good now

look for the Majors to make a run at him

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (us2H3)

392

Now, new research suggests unless action is taken immediately, the number of global cases may skyrocket in the coming years.

Much of the increase is attributed to population growth. However, researchers have also outlined smoking, obesity and high blood sugar as risk factors they say need to be addressed immediately.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (63Dwl)

393 LA Schools
Starting monday all Students must wear tight fitting no cloth masks with Nose Wires

Hospital workers don't have to do this

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (dKiJG)

394 "I believe it would be sumbitches, per Buford T. Justice."

"them" sumbitches

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (vrz2I)

395 Mediaite
@Mediaite
"I am sincerely appreciative that you are not walking away from this post. You make us smarter and safer and better every day."

MSNBC's
@SRuhle
personally thanks Dr. Anthony Fauci after he vows "there's no chance" he will resign.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3zhnxa

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (NpAcC)

396
Fascion, turn to the left.
Fascion, only to the left
Ooh fascion
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town
Beep-beep, beep-beep

Posted by: Neil Young at January 24, 2022 07:35 PM (OaZlZ)

397 Neil could just remove his music from ASCAP and BMI licensing. Of course, it would remove it from EVERYWHERE, and cost him a bundle of cash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2022 07:35 PM (BCTnr)

398 The Chevy commercial of the two dipshits talking about food and having their automatic brakes save their sorry asses infuriates me.

They are so clueless they still talk about deciding what gruel to shove down their gullets.

Does not make me want a Chevy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2022 07:35 PM (ufFY8)

399 Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (dKiJG)

These people hate children.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2022 07:35 PM (YglAn)

400 Fuck Neil Young.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 07:35 PM (mdaT8)

401 Speaking of Canucks I think The Pusher by Steppenwolf could turn into an FJB anthem. God damn Joe Biden.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 07:35 PM (eGTCV)

402 Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (NpAcC)

Gross.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2022 07:36 PM (YglAn)

403 Red headed skiing girl is more athletic therefore crazier in bed than the blonde.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 06:20 PM (gmo/4)




I'll be in my fainting couch!

*Swoon*

Posted by: Charlie Brown at January 24, 2022 07:36 PM (RAodA)

404 > Someone needs to tell Neil this isn't 1968 in Laurel Canyon, no one cares.

54 years ago.

54 years before 1968, the Knickerbocker Quartet
was a big deal. That's how relevant you are, Neil.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:36 PM (RaNzC)

405 Skynyrd was right about Neil Young anyhow

Posted by: Dogbert at January 24, 2022 07:36 PM (Z9HSN)

406 Didn't Neil Young walk on the moon?

Posted by: 21 Year Old Government Skool Dummy at January 24, 2022 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

407 I had assumed that Neil Young was dead.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 07:33 PM (yQpMk)


Unlike Crosby, I think he's still got his original liver. But all that coke and acid hasn't done much good for his brain.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 24, 2022 07:36 PM (wAnMi)

408 "Ahem."

- - Neil Armstrong
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2022 07:34 PM (s2VJv)

*golfclap* and This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:36 PM (f4mjo)

409 Hochul wants the Inslee mask law. These people are weird.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 24, 2022 07:37 PM (b+v9B)

410 My friend is paying $7000 a month for her husband and he's not violent.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 24, 2022 07:37 PM (5HBd1)

411 L.A. schools report high incidences of kids passing out in hallways.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 24, 2022 07:37 PM (oO1Iw)

412 > Why the Sweet Caroline hate.

>>I really hate that song.

I used to sorta like it but then the Red Sox started a tradition playing it before the bottom of the 8th inning. At every single home game. For over 20 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)

413 I'd say it's more dangerous to be out there with people who don't know when to hit the brakes than it is to be around people without masks

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 07:38 PM (vrz2I)

414 Sock Monkey, haven't been around today--how's the new baby and mama?
Posted by: April

Happy, healthy and loud!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 07:38 PM (U48vO)

415
Didn't Neil Young walk on the moon?
Posted by: 21 Year Old Government Skool Dummy


You're thinking of Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 07:38 PM (63Dwl)

416 L.A. schools report high incidences of kids passing out in hallways.

--

"Kids are resilient."

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 07:38 PM (sVtYq)

417 Neil Young didn't do acid, not sure about coke. He had some weird physical issue with his brain when younger and decided to steer clear of most drugs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 24, 2022 07:38 PM (5HBd1)

418 Oppressive COVID Measures for the Unvaccinated Were Based on 'Software' Error, Claims German Minister.



THIS EXHIBIT IS CLOSED!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

419 Happy, healthy and loud!
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 07:38 PM (U48vO)

Thanks to God! Wonderful news!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2022 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

420 Officials say military police fatally shot a man who breached Fort Knox and tried to run over officers. Chyron doesn't say what constituted the "breach".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 07:39 PM (UHVv4)

421 bonhomme sidebarred. Grats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:39 PM (f4mjo)

422 > I used to sorta like it but then the Red Sox started a tradition playing it before the bottom of the 8th inning. At every single home game. For over 20 years.

Everyone wants to do the, "Sweeeet Caroooliiine, OH, OH, oh!" part.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (RaNzC)

423 Sweeeeet Caroline, bum,bum,bum.....

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (Vxu+H)

424 Corn pop was a stupid son of a bitch!

Posted by: Grampa joe at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (0OmEj)

425 Hochul's makeup. Courtesy of Dignity Funeral Homes.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (OZtA4)

426 Besides the stupid SOB "diplomacy" of Biden, he also said "It's (Inflation) a Great Asset, More Inflation".

Now that itself is stupid, BUT it is the plan for USA to get out of debt, give trillions away to buy votes, and to destroy our dollar to bring on the NWO, Build Back Brandon plan.

Joe as the dunce puppet of the globalists may have been right, we all are stupid SOBs for not recognizing how great their victory has been. As the middle/lower class was put out of work and in masks, the elite have been doubling their wealth.

And their previous unbelievable wealth from bailouts and government largesse was already enough to buy all government (at least that which China and other countries were not already buying). So now they have much more money, and the middle working class has less ... Inflation (money from nothing for them, used to buy up everything, including the chicks for free) has done that ... to a large extent. you stupid sob. (heh)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (Cus5s)

427 Da. Software error.

Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (Xrfse)

428 The twitter sidebar now says Biden appears to call Doocy a stupid sumbitch. So don't believe your lyin' eyes.

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (DMQdU)

429 Neil Young shot 4 in Ohio. Even wrote a song about it. Fucker.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (BFigT)

430 Officials say military police fatally shot a man who breached Fort Knox and tried to run over officers. Chyron doesn't say what constituted the "breach".
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 07:39 PM (UHVv4)


Is "breaching" more or less dangerous than "parading"?

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

431 Neal Morse

But then again he's a Neal not a Neil.

Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2022 07:40 PM (OaZlZ)

432 This retardo administration scares the crap out of me...
Stock up, friends. This could be a bumpy ride.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 07:41 PM (JfNvZ)

433 If I die from O.D.ing on Centennial IPA and Spaghetti like I did tonight, it can be said "he went doing what he loved most"

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2022 07:41 PM (Xo3T0)

434 >>Everyone wants to do the, "Sweeeet Caroooliiine, OH, OH, oh!" part.

Therein lies the problem.

No, you aren't Neil Diamond. You're a fat, drunk from Southie. Stop shouting in my ear.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)

435 I'll cop to liking Neil Diamond. Yeah, Sweet Caroline is overplayed, but he had other good songs.

And luxurious hair.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at January 24, 2022 07:41 PM (OX9vb)

436 > bonhomme sidebarred. Grats.

Cool! Thanks for letting me know.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 07:41 PM (RaNzC)

437 Touching me, touching yooooou......

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at January 24, 2022 07:41 PM (mdaT8)

438 Congratulations Sock Monkey!
Does the baby have a name yet?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 07:42 PM (NpAcC)

439 nst, so sorry. I miss him, but glad dad passed a few months after being diagnosed with brain cancer. We brought him home for the last week. He was always a sweet and tender soul. Not too many yelling outbursts. Just pride lost. Which may have been the worst.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 07:42 PM (qpolg)

440 I used to sorta like it but then the Red Sox started a tradition playing it before the bottom of the 8th inning. At every single home game. For over 20 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:38 PM


Have we discovered a root cause for CBD's mild antipathy toward the Boston Red Sox?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

441 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 07:43 PM (f4mjo)

442 Oppressive COVID Measures for the Unvaccinated Were Based on 'Software' Error, Claims German Minister

Let's not bicker 'n' argue 'bout who killed who. This is supposed to be a happy place.

Posted by: Minister Karl Lauterbach of Swamp Castle at January 24, 2022 07:43 PM (aXxgO)

443 >>Have we discovered a root cause for CBD's mild antipathy toward the Boston Red Sox?

He sold his soul to the dark side many years ago. All that's left is the husk of a man in a Yankee cap.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

444 I just hope if that old scumbag expires during his term I hope he does it on live television and shits his pants at the same time.

Posted by: JROD at January 24, 2022 07:44 PM (0jZnq)

445 Forgot that my ip is banned. Sorry if it reposts -

Are you talking about Gilligan, or did you mean John Denver?

*

Hahaha, I was on my way to making a Bob Ross joke and it was apparently still in my mind.

Interestingly, I think Bob Denver lived in NC when he died. Neat how things tie together sometimes.

But yeah, after decades of hearing James Taylor because NC I despise him, especially when there are so many other outstanding musicians here. But good for him for being related to someone and figuring out how to make it big, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dems are starting a war to campaign against at January 24, 2022 07:44 PM (Pkj9z)

446 Another Canadian folkster-Joni Mitchell. Still alive at 78. Never adopted the counter culture according to her. Played for the troops in 'nam.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 07:44 PM (GYllL)

447 401 Speaking of Canucks I think The Pusher by Steppenwolf could turn into an FJB anthem. God damn Joe Biden.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 07:35 PM (eGTCV)
I'm kinda partial to Monster.

Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2022 07:44 PM (0OP+5)

448 Remember when Neil Young got together with Devo in 1980 to try to stay relevant?

https://youtu.be/VimyH1uoZt0

Little known fact - he lifted "Rust Never Sleeps" quote from Mark Mothersbaugh. 40 years is a long time, Neil.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 24, 2022 07:45 PM (wAnMi)

449 Hochul wants the Inslee mask law. These people are weird.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens

It's not a law, it's an emergency mandate, thus it is widely ignored.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 07:47 PM (U48vO)

450 How do you say the plural for son of a bitch?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Sons a bitches, of course. I say that one a lot. Usually referring to either politicians or whoever designed or manufactured this random thing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 24, 2022 07:55 PM (OssQ4)

451 Sons a bitches couldn't make the vacuum cleaner cord one inch longer OR shorter so when you wind it, the clip end doesn't end exactly where you can't clip it? Sons a bitches.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 24, 2022 07:58 PM (OssQ4)

452 349 Case dismissed!!!

Judge reveals Sarah Palin has tested positive for C-19 at her defamation trial against the NYT.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 07:26 PM (UHVv4)

""She is, of course, unvaccinated," (Judge) Rakoff added, after announcing the results of Palin's first test."

Seems fairly unprofessional of the judge overseeing the lawsuit.

Posted by: Liberty at January 24, 2022 08:10 PM (0Z3fJ)

453 No more mandates no more violating the U.S. Constitution end this whole thing you Harris and the rest of the Democrats All resign

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 25, 2022 01:17 AM (FLiOE)

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