Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (1/25/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“But that didn’t change the fact that he suffered from it and died. I was sick of Covid when my dear friend robby brown died of it. He did not not die of it because I was sick of it. That is so irresponsible. Maybe you’re trying to say — I don’t know what you’re trying to say. I can’t make excuses for you. Everybody heard what they heard to her and bill. Just because you’re tired of it. A lot of people are tired of sitting at home. A lot of people are tired of going to work every day and having to deal with sick people because people won’t get vaccinated. Maybe you guys did. I think barry said she did. Bill did. But just because you did doesn’t mean everybody else did it. That is why the thing continues to go on because everybody else is not doing it because of irresponsible talk like that. Bill, I know you are a comedian. I give comedians a lot of leeway. But this was not funny. Not real anymore?” CNN Don Lemon


Quote II

“I was in shock and panicking because I never wanted these two parts of my life to collide,” Melissa Williams

I really don't see how they couldn't.


Quote III

“The only elections that matter are in August and November,” Jeremy Adler, a spokesperson for the Cheney campaign


Quote IV

“It is indeed a war. And I have to say, they have won some battles, Jasmine, but we have to keep our eye on the war. And everybody needs to pick up a weapon and get involved because this is for the safety and lasting of the country,” MSNBC's Tiffany Cross

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As Frank Zappa once sang, The Torture Never Stops

Speaker Nancy Pelosi, a California Democrat and top party leader, announced she will seek reelection, raising speculation that she may abandon a previous pledge to step aside from leadership in 2022 and instead vie for another term as the top House Democrat.

Pelosi, who turns 82 in March, announced on Twitter her decision to run for another term in the San Francisco-based district she's represented since winning a June 1987 special election.


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Nice try Sconnie GOP assembly. Too little, too late.

**HUGE BREAKING NEWS** — Wisconsin Assembly Votes to Move Forward Rep. Ramthun’s Resolution to Reclaim Wisconsin’s 10 Electors For President and Vice President That Were Certified Under Fraudulent Purposes — VIDEO

FWIW. It's a click to Gateway Pundit.

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Well why didn't we do this sooner? Putin scurries away from the Ukraine border.

Vice President Kamala Harris warned Russian President Vladimir Putin from invading Ukraine on Tuesday, in an interview in Wisconsin.

“If Russia and Vladimir Putin violate the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Ukraine there’s going to be serious consequences, and we’re very clear about that,” Harris told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel on Monday.

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It may not be the perfect crime. But I did get a chuckle out of this story.

Jan. 25 (UPI) -- An off-Broadway play appropriately titled Perfect Crime had to cancel some performances due to a real crime -- someone stole the copper pipes from the theater's basement.

Catherine Russell, general manager of the Theater Center on West 50th Street in New York City and lead actress in Perfect Crime, said she discovered something was amiss when the water and heat weren't working on Friday.


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How the State created fast food.

The result is a government that is simultaneously everywhere and nowhere, attentive to the moneymakers’ every need and neglectful of everyone else’s. In response to any cry for help from the working poor, defenders of the status quo could always make the same refrain: the government can’t help you. Helping you isn’t the government’s problem.

So what can fast food tell us about the evolving role of the state in a capitalist society, in America and around the world? A great deal, it turns out: as well as being a through-line in many of the world’s health and environmental problems, the fast food industry is a showcase of the entire market-centric state’s biggest hypocrisies.

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***SNORT***

Former San Luis Obispo mayor and climate change activist Heidi Harmon attempted to “do the right thing,” and travel to a rally in San Francisco in an electric car. After multiple attempts to find a working charging station in San Jose, Harmon realized charging the car would take up to seven hours and there was no way she could make the rally.


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THE PIG-HUMAN HEART TRANSPLANT’S SECRET WEAPON? COCAINE

US surgeons successfully transplanted a genetically modified pig heart into a living human for the first time earlier this month, a groundbreaking moment in the history of medicine.

And to keep the gene-hacked pig heart beating during the lengthy operation, surgeons used a drug cocktail with an eyebrow-raising ingredient: cocaine, Vice reports.

The surgeons even had to get permission from the Drug Enforcement Administration to use the nose candy.

“The cocaine name pops out because everybody thinks, ‘Oh my God, what is cocaine doing in here?'” Muhammad Mohiuddin, director of cardiac xenotransplantation at at the University of Maryland Medical Center, told Vice


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Once upon a time I was a big fan of Neil Young especially with Crazy Horse. But Young has become the typical progressive demagogue. If you can't beat them with facts take your ball and go home. As Lynyrd Skynyrd would say Spotify don't need him around anyhow.

Neil Young, the legendary rocker, reportedly posted a letter to his management team that he wanted his music pulled from Spotify because it is providing a platform for popular podcast host Joe Rogan to spread COVID-19 vaccine misinformation.

Rolling Stone, which first reported on Young’s letter, reported that the post has since been deleted. Young reportedly wrote in the letter that he wants Spotify to "know immediately TODAY that I want all my music off their platform."

"They can have [Joe] Rogan or Young," he reportedly posted. "Not both."

If Young had any guts he would contact Rogan and request a chance to meet him and discuss vaccinations.

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Ahhh, young love. Which didn't work out well. At least for one of them.

Woman Donates Kidney to Boyfriend, Gets Cheated on and Then Dumped


People do some pretty crazy things for love...or obsession masquerading as love. Like when NASA Astronaut Lisa Nowak drove 900 miles while wearing diapers to avoid bathroom breaks just so she could attack her ex's girlfriend.

Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn were reportedly madly in love with one another but couldn't bring themselves to leave their partners and they carried on a lifelong affair.


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The NCAA has a "Chick With A Dick" problem.

The College Swimming Coaches Association of America (CSCAA) is pressing the NCAA to add an additional slot ahead of its national championship slated for March.

The proposed initiative to expand the participation cap is designed to manipulate a playing field that gives a spot to transgender University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas in the female division while keeping the same number of biological women in the competition, The Washington Times reports.

The CSAA tweeted the announcement Jan. 20, citing the number of women in the competition as a concern.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Let's Go Brandon!
Kid Rock has just released a new single called “We The People” that blasts Democrat President Joe Biden.

The new song, which has a catchy chorus of “We the people, Let’s go, Brandon,” also condemns the media, Big Tech, and Dr. Anthony Fauci.

“Wear your mask, take your pills, now a whole generation is mentally ill,” the song lyrics read.

“Every human being doesn’t have to agree, we all bleed red, brother listen to me.

“It’s time for love and unity,” the song says.


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Born on this day: 25 Jan 1938
Etta James, singer, who had 9 US Top 40 hits during the 60s including the 1996 UK No.5 single 'I Just Want To Make Love To You'. James died on January 20, 2012. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 25 Jan 2015
Greek singer Demis Roussos, who sold more than 60 million albums worldwide, died aged 68 in hospital in Athens. In the 1970s he was a member of Aphrodite's Child, a progressive rock group that also included Vangelis. He was best known for his solo hits in the 1970s and 80s, including 'Forever and Ever, Goodbye' and 'Quand je t'aime'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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No wet T-shirt contest? Genius Award Winner.

A Limo With A Trunk-Mounted Stripper Pole Crashed Into A Creek
The Kentucky owner has started a GoFundMe campaign to cover the impound fees

Drivers in Bourbon County, Kentucky were in for a strange sight on the first day of the new year. A limo with a stripper pole mounted on the trunk was spotted beached on a slope, in a small creek, and completely abandoned. Hours after the limo left the road, the incident was reported to the Bourbon County Sheriff’s Department.

The police impounded the strange vehicle, and its owner opened a GoFundMe page to regain possession of the limo. On the page, owner Troy Jones states, “Want to apologize for my car being placed somewhere it should’ve never been.” This is an apology that completely omits any information that could even hint at how the limousine ended up in its predicament. So far, only $100 has been contributed towards the $5,500 goal. Don’t give this person your money.


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Grandma gets scammer. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Clever grandma lured a scammer to her house and got him arrested


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Comments

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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 09:59 PM (+WWsf)

2

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 09:59 PM (hBPiJ)

3 nope

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 09:59 PM (r1z5A)

4 Brrr

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 09:59 PM (UUBmN)

5 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 09:59 PM (K5n5d)

6 I shall not nood. Not this night for tonight is the night of no moods!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:00 PM (4fSQf)

7 Centered, as are our lives.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:00 PM (r1z5A)

8 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:00 PM (SchxB)

9 Time enough for an MHONT!

Posted by: Commissar P Ryan (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

10 Good evening dear morons and thanks mh

Wow that quote from Don LeMon is dumb, many millikohns dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (EZebt)

11 Aaaaannnnnnndddd it's gone.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (r1z5A)

12 I'm not finished with Inman yet.
Damn

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (SHylA)

13 Just over ten down, 990+ to go!!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (7bRMQ)

14 Fabulous photo Mis Hum. A cozy cabin in the snow.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (9mPbX)

15 Etta James vibrates my soul.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (4fSQf)

16 Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 09:59 PM (hBPiJ)

Well done Zettai, I admire your artistry in spite of my petty soul!

Posted by: Commissar P Ryan (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

17 many millikohns dumb.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (EZebt)
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I miss OMuse .

Posted by: bluebell at January 25, 2022 10:02 PM (wyw4S)

18 Dang it Mis Hum! No chuckling, Ladyl doesn't like it!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)

19 4 Brrr
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 09:59 PM (UUBmN)


You wouldn't know Brrrr if it jumped up and bit you in the posterior



It's only -11 forecasted to hit -21

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

20 good evening all

Posted by: wing at January 25, 2022 10:02 PM (PlW9M)

21 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:02 PM (mD/uy)

22 Omg.

The cross examination of Edgecomb is BRUTAL.

Must see TV.

I am still watching it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (ufFY8)

23 "cardiac xenotransplantation"? Seriously? I've seen this movie. It doesn't end well.

Posted by: a.moron at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (F6Xpw)

24 18 Dang it Mis Hum! No chuckling, Ladyl doesn't like it!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)

What doesn't Ladyl like?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

25 Cabin in the woods -- cozy cup of hot chocolate by the fire, or crazy Jack London vibes?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

26
Toosday Overnight Open Threadism - cult or menace?


We were talking about the love that's gone so cold
And the people who gain the world and lose their soul
They don't know, they can't see, are you one of them?
🍛

https://youtu.be/HsffxGyY4ck

Posted by: like-minded webworker at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (FmVR7)

27 Wow that quote from Don LeMon is dumb, many millikohns dumb.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (EZebt)
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WTH? What is he even trying to say? DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (K5n5d)

28 Good evening horde! Beautiful picture as always MisHum. I picture myself inside cuddled up with a nice thick bobo on the sofa.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (nxdel)

29 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (x8kT3)

30 willowed

what's fun is that this rumor, if true, means they're going to write off the entire "woke Dr. Who" period as one that never really happened. Or something, it's Dr. Who, they'll come up with some stupid bullshit to explain it.

It's easy if they want to do it. Reshoot the end of Capaldi's regeneration so that he becomes Tenant (again) rather than Jodie. Done.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 10:00 PM (kOpft)

The fun part here is Davies got a deal with the BBC where his production company has absolute authority over the series (they were that desperate), and his company immediately got bought by Sony, who erased female Ghostbusters in an attempt to save that franchise and just made a ton of cash on Spider-man, so they're all about making the fans happy.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 10:04 PM (kOpft)

31 PUG!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

32 Yesssss! Split Enz! One of my favorites from back in the day.

"Dirty Creature"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PYIkX33PI

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 25, 2022 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

33 Yeah, I don't understand what Wisconsin thinks they are accomplishing at this point. Day late and a dollar short, cheesehead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:04 PM (4fSQf)

34 16
You snooze you lose!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

35 Any body else have the Aphrodite's Child album, 666?

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2022 10:06 PM (9sjiB)

36 What doesn't Ladyl like?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

Chuckling.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)

37 It's easy if they want to do it. Reshoot the end of Capaldi's regeneration so that he becomes Tenant (again) rather than Jodie. Done.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 10:00 PM (kOpft)
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I don't think David Tennant is enough to save the franchise at this point. They probably do need to take a 10-year break and then reboot the franchise again...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)

38 "Vice President Kamala Harris warned Russian President Vladimir Putin from invading Ukraine on Tuesday. . . "

*Putin checks schedule*

Is Thursday suitable for you?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:06 PM (mD/uy)

39 "Did you or did you not throw the weapon that would have linked you to this homicide out the window?"

"I reacted to, you know, to prevent myself from being armed."

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2022 10:07 PM (ufFY8)

40 I am back at my office after a really long David Lynch style fever-dance with the -rona.

'Twas a weird fucking fortnight. Lost 20 pounds. Good times.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)

41 36 What doesn't Ladyl like?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

Chuckling.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)


I see. I think.


Can you shoot me an email at petmorons at gmail dot commie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

42 From last thread:

583 Someone here had me track down a ginger beer not too long ago. I liked it a lot. Forgot about it until just now but will probably go get a four pack (they don't sell six) in the next few days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are respirators and are single use at January 25, 2022 09:53 PM (4NtyV)


That was probably me pimping Reed's Ginger Mule. If so, I'm glad you liked it! I've only seen it around my neck of the woods in 12 packs and only on rare occasions. There's also a more readily available non-alcoholic version.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 25, 2022 10:07 PM (DTX3h)

43 Yeah, I don't understand what Wisconsin thinks they are accomplishing at this point. Day late and a dollar short, cheesehead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:04 PM (4fSQf)


They're righteously doing the people's work comrade, so you should vote them in again, and again, and...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

44 Thanks for the ONT.

I did not know Kinkade did photos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:07 PM (f4mjo)

45 “The cocaine name pops out because everybody thinks, ‘Oh my God, what is cocaine doing in here?'” Muhammad Mohiuddin, director of cardiac xenotransplantation at at the University of Maryland Medical Center, told Vice"
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My eyes didn't know where to look -- this blurb has everything I love!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 25, 2022 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

46 You wouldn't know Brrrr if it jumped up and bit you in the posterior
It's only -11 forecasted to hit -21
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Hey, it's **checks temp** 41 degrees here! That's brrr to me! What are those dash things before your numbers???///

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 10:08 PM (UUBmN)

47 That's a Kinkade-worthy cabin on top. Nukular glow is my fave.

Posted by: Dr. Ching Chow at January 25, 2022 10:08 PM (snngm)

48 Love the ONT! Great content and my favorite people hang out here.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:08 PM (r1z5A)

49 At last, Etta James featured.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:08 PM (mD/uy)

50 I used to care about Dr. Who but I'm not ten years old any more. EXTERMINATE

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:08 PM (EZebt)

51 Say what you will about Don LeMon, his shit's all retarded and he talks like a fag.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)

52 Cobs clothing has been provided by Hart, Schaffner & St. Vinnie de Paul.

Was that what CBD's Art Thread portrait was portraying this morning?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2022 10:09 PM (a3Q+t)

53 A Limo With A Trunk-Mounted Stripper Pole Crashed Into A Creek The Kentucky owner has started a GoFundMe campaign to cover the impound fees Drivers in Bourbon County, Kentucky

You see the problems here, right?

Limo
Stripper Pole
Kentucky
GoFundMe
Bourbon County

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 25, 2022 10:09 PM (BFigT)

54 Putin is KGB

Harris is BJQ


Let's see who wins.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:09 PM (4fSQf)

55 Thanks for another great ONT, Mis Hum!

That cabin in the snowy woods looks so warm with the light pouring out the window.

Let's Go, Brandon!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 25, 2022 10:09 PM (Yaym4)

56 I'm almost afraid to ask "is ___ still around?" On this blog anymore, but ... is qdpsteve still around?

Posted by: parsimony at January 25, 2022 10:09 PM (X1xq4)

57 I am back at my office after a really long David Lynch style fever-dance with the -rona.


Any dancing backwards speaking midgets in red rooms?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 25, 2022 10:09 PM (ufFY8)

58 Listening to the Wisconsin thing on twitch. Holy shit...

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2022 10:10 PM (BUhz7)

59 So did that off-Broadway theater have to call the coppers?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2022 10:10 PM (WFMLs)

60 49 At last, Etta James featured.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:08 PM (mD/uy


This. Hoping for some Aretha and Van Morrison soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:10 PM (4fSQf)

61 Jan. 25 (UPI) -- An off-Broadway play appropriately titled Perfect Crime had to cancel some performances due to a real crime -- someone stole the copper pipes from the theater's basement.
Catherine Russell, general manager of the Theater Center on West 50th Street in New York City and lead actress in Perfect Crime, said she discovered something was amiss when the water and heat weren't working on Friday.


Theatre geeks and copper thieves meet IRL. Hilarity does not ensue.

Evening, 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks Mis Hum for the ONT content!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2022 10:10 PM (v23vE)

62 ? If that stripper-poled limo crashed around here there would have been strippers on it before the cops arrived!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 25, 2022 10:11 PM (n/szn)

63 Certainly not first, and most likely not last. For long.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2022 10:11 PM (F0YaR)

64 It took me a minute to understand the bottom picture.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

65 So did that off-Broadway theater have to call the coppers?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2022 10:10 PM (WFMLs)


Pipe down, we don't need that kind of commenting here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

66 https://youtu.be/u9sq3ME0JHQ

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 10:11 PM (Cf/uA)

67 Ok, wisconsin, I'll take the gesture at face value. How about doing things to make sure it never happens again? Clean voter rolls. Paper ballots. ID.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:11 PM (f4mjo)

68 56 I'm almost afraid to ask "is ___ still around?" On this blog anymore, but ... is qdpsteve still around?
Posted by: parsimony at January 25, 2022 10:09 PM (X1xq4)

he kind of had a flounce out a while back. I think he should pull a Larry David and come back anyways, but who knows.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (evAgx)

69 I used to care about Dr. Who but I'm not ten years old any more. EXTERMINATE

It used to be a good show to park your brain in front of and let it idle for a while. But, like everything else that has any kind of audience, they had to f it up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (SchxB)

70 64 It took me a minute to understand the bottom picture.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW

Your innocence is endearing!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (4fSQf)

71 Thanks for the ONT.

I did not know Kinkade did photos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:07 PM (f4mjo)

Kinkade is not doing much now.

turns out he and I are (were) related. Weird to see my surname spelled correctly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (x8Wzq)

72

Perhaps something interesting will sprout from Wisconsin's gesture...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (aPZZR)

73 So did that off-Broadway theater have to call the coppers?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2022 10:10 PM (WFMLs)

Pipe down, we don't need that kind of commenting here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Plumbed the depths of the humor file for that one.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (mD/uy)

74 Top 100 for the win!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says No War, No Booty at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (hlxe7)

75 I knew my manager got Covid too last week. I didn't know she was double vaccinated and boosted...and she still got it! My oldest has it now too. It's his second go round since he had it in July.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 10:13 PM (UUBmN)

76 It took me a minute to understand the bottom picture.
Posted by: nerdygirl


They used to sell picture stickers of a screw one could paste over the heart of bumper stickers.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:13 PM (r1z5A)

77 qdpsteve is still alive (sad that I have to say this.) He got the hammer. Another commenter mentioned speaking with him a week or so ago and said he is doing well.

*sets out a chicken sandwich for the fallen*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:13 PM (f4mjo)

78 I'm a rock and roll widow tonight. The guys haven't played together since Covid so they are having extra rehearsals before the show Saturday.

On the plus side, I get to see WDS and Mr. WDS at the show!

Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 25, 2022 10:13 PM (6RgRK)

79 Pipe down, we don't need that kind of commenting here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

OK, fine. I will have to solder on then.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2022 10:13 PM (WFMLs)

80 Ran Don Lemon's incomprehensible gibberish through Bablefish. It spit out "you go now".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 25, 2022 10:13 PM (Xrfse)

81 Comrade Pelosi has decided the music has stopped playing. Tomorrow we find out which local pol angling for her seat will be shunted off to the Presidio Trust or Golden Gate Transit Board.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:13 PM (EZebt)

82 Geez I explained that poorly...

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:13 PM (r1z5A)

83 68 56 I'm almost afraid to ask "is ___ still around?" On this blog anymore, but ... is qdpsteve still around?
Posted by: parsimony at January 25, 2022 10:09 PM (X1xq4)

he kind of had a flounce out a while back. I think he should pull a Larry David and come back anyways, but who knows.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (evAgx)


Steve's not with us anymore. And he won't be returning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

84 I can't imagine any "war" that MSNBC might engage.

Well, maybe some fighting over the donuts in the break room, but that's about it, there.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

85 turns out he and I are (were) related. Weird to see my surname spelled correctly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (x8Wzq)

He had a distinctive style. Better than pain, misery and nihilism.

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (f4mjo)

86 10 Good evening dear morons and thanks mh

Wow that quote from Don LeMon is dumb, many millikohns dumb.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:01 PM (EZebt)


He should get a job as speech writer for President Mush Brain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

87 Strangely enough, the Government of Ukraine today said they see no evidence of a Russian invasion, and the only people who seem to see it are in DC and London, thousands of miles away.

And that the Fear the rhetoric is causing, is destroying their currency, and impacting their economy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (oHd/0)

88

The OnlyFans cop would NOT clean up nicely!

fcol...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (aPZZR)

89 Doctor Hu

A time traveling wise cracking Chinese doctor shoving pig parts into historical figures.

If watch that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)

90 I'm almost afraid to ask "is ___ still around?" On this blog anymore, but ... is qdpsteve still around?
Posted by: parsimony at January 25, 2022 10:09 PM (X1xq4)

he kind of had a flounce out a while back. I think he should pull a Larry David and come back anyways, but who knows.


He was banninated. First a time out after which he was reinstated, then permanently.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (SchxB)

91 *I'd

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)

92
Google searches for "Who is Neil Young?" spiked after the Rogan story hit.

Neil will regret this when he loses his $10.47 royalty check from Spotify.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (Mzdiz)

93 @30: "Davies got a deal with the BBC where his production company ..."

Technically, Bad Wolf isn't his company.

It was founded in 2015 by some of Davies' former producers who worked with him on Doctor Who since moving to Wales in 2012. They produced His Dark Materials is partnership with HBO and The BBC, and a few others that most people haven't heard of, but weren't half bad.

https://bad-wolf.com/about/

For giggles, scroll down and look over the faces.

Exceedingly white and mostly female. I guess that kinda sorta gender skew qualified as "diverse" five years ago, but not now. They're gonna get dragged something awful if they don't add some melanin privileged folks to leadership positions before the next doctor's premiere.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:15 PM (+WWsf)

94 Does anyone know what happened to willow?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 25, 2022 10:15 PM (DTX3h)

95 Thanks for hosting us, MisHum! It's always interesting to see what you come up with for the ONT.

Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 25, 2022 10:15 PM (6RgRK)

96 Plumbed the depths of the humor file for that one.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (mD/uy)


Water you talking about?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

97 "Pelosi, who turns 82 in March, announced on Twitter her decision to run for another term"

She eats the snouts, and the trotters first.

Posted by: A sinister midget at January 25, 2022 10:16 PM (vrz2I)

98 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

Done.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ)

99 He had a distinctive style. Better than pain, misery and nihilism.

+1
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (f4mjo)

That's my style. I am the illustrator of darkness.

But we have lot of Thomas's prints. My Mom loves his work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)

100 >>> 89 Doctor Hu

A time traveling wise cracking Chinese doctor shoving pig parts into historical figures.

If watch that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)

Cocksuckah!

Posted by: Mr Wu at January 25, 2022 10:16 PM (llON8)

101 @37: "They probably do need to take a 10-year break ..."

In a perfect world, yeah, but then you don't get Davies back, and a non-BBC production company overseeing the show. Risky either way.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:17 PM (+WWsf)

102 And just around the end of the house a yeti was caught stealing my firewood. Fcuker.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2022 10:17 PM (0OP+5)

103 Heidi Harmon was quite the nutty mayor.

Her liberal San Luis board of supervisor friend committed suicide after the FBI raided his home or office or something to do with a pot mogul named Helios dayspring. I think there were accusations of bribes or undeclared money from the pot guy to the politicians in exchange for approval of pot store licenses.
She resigned to spend more time solving the "climate crisis".

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 10:17 PM (9mPbX)

104 Doctor Hu

A time traveling wise cracking Chinese doctor shoving pig parts into historical figures.

If watch that.


Still waiting for a show based on the adventures of Inspector Unnecessary-Violence.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:18 PM (SchxB)

105 73 So did that off-Broadway theater have to call the coppers?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2022 10:10 PM (WFMLs)

Pipe down, we don't need that kind of commenting here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Plumbed the depths of the humor file for that one.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (mD/uy)


Hilarity did not en-sewer ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 25, 2022 10:18 PM (v23vE)

106 Well, I've done coke in order to stay up for concerts, or even driving. But I don't think I would trust a heart surgeon on coke. Even if it is a really long operation.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 10:18 PM (FmYik)

107 And that the Fear the rhetoric is causing, is destroying their currency, and impacting their economy.
Posted by: Romeo13


What haven't they thrown at the economy to destroy it?

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:18 PM (r1z5A)

108 95 Thanks for hosting us, MisHum! It's always interesting to see what you come up with for the ONT.
Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 25, 2022 10:15 PM (6RgRK)

No need to thank me. I'm glad you folks come by night after night.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

109 Vice President Kamala Harris warned Russian President Vladimir Putin from invading Ukraine on Tuesday, in an interview in Wisconsin.

"If Russia and Vladimir Putin violate the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Ukraine there's going to be serious consequences, and we're very clear about that," Harris told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel on Monday.


Serious consequences, Kammie? Like what? Having Joyless Reid and Whoopi call him a racist? Having Tony Blinken give a speech at the UN, calling Putin a renegade? Having AOC send out tweets that Putin is destroying our climate because of all the extra CO2 being released by exploding Russian artillery and mortar shells?

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2022 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

110 Comical that Pelosi can't let go. She'd rather be back in the minority rather than accept that her time is up. Well, that's the democrats problem, they can decide how long they want to let the Geriatric Generation hang on to everything.

Someone might suggest that if the old leadership won't let go, new leadership will never develop. Ah, fuggeddaboudit, they're boned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (evAgx)

111 WI has a lot of stupid in politics. Had a judge on Friday OK an injection that kept 7 medical specialists from leaving one health care system for another. He waived it on Monday, but for 3 days these dr.s future was held up because they wanted better pay and benefits than their current employer, but that employer wanted to do things on the cheap.

I hope that judge loses his seat, but Appleton has been trending more and more stupid the last few years.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (Ojki1)

112 Deeep thoughts, Don Lemon

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (SHylA)

113 So, is a chuckle just a 'Heh.' Or is it 'Heh, huh.'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (f4mjo)

114 And just around the end of the house a yeti was caught stealing my firewood. Fcuker.
Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2022 10:17 PM (0OP+5)


Still got your backhoe up and running I presume?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)

115 Speaker Nancy Pelosi, a California Democrat and top party leader, announced she will seek reelection

YAY! YAY! YAY!

Best news I've heard all day!

Wouldn't want to change the Politburo before the election, after all.

Eric Ting of the SF Chronicle has an interesting theory, which I think is right. Pelosi intends to hand the House seat to her daughter Christine. After all, the Dingells in Michigan have a family House seat, so why not the Pelosis?

It would be easier for Christine to win in a low-turnout special election, after Nancy resigns partway through her next term, than it would be for Christine to win in a regular election.

Go Nancy!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

116 Pelosi

Remember Brazil, when Katherine Helmond was getting her face stretched?

Remember when that was satire? Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (x8Wzq)

117 102 And just around the end of the house a yeti was caught stealing my firewood. Fcuker.
Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2022 10:17 PM (0OP+5)

They taste like pork.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

118 Deeep thoughts, Don Lemon
Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (SHylA)

Deeper than a Shanghai covid test.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (6FeV1)

119 The kidney donor getting dumped - wasn't that done in an episode of House MD?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 25, 2022 10:20 PM (tC/iN)

120
Barbara Eden wrote a little reminiscing piece in the WSJ, where she talks about how she got her start in show business and all that.

She auditioned for the role of "dumb blonde" from some Johnny Carson's skits on the Tonight Show. The director turned her down, telling her she wasn't pretty enough for TV.

The producer stopped her and she was walking out down the hall and asked if she got the part. She told him what the director said. The producer said, "We'll see about that." She got the part, and did 14 skits with Johnny.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 10:20 PM (Mzdiz)

121 @90: "First a time out after which he was reinstated, then permanently."

First, they show you the woodchipper, then you learn how it works.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:20 PM (+WWsf)

122 MH thanks for another great ONT

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 25, 2022 10:20 PM (tC/iN)

123 Most of the fans who watch(ed) Dr Who want the whole Chibnall(sp?) era erased since he rewrote so much of the canon in his own image. Davis has said it stands. Impasse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:21 PM (f4mjo)

124 Serious consequences, Kammie? Like what?

You won't believe the hashtags we'll unleash!

Posted by: Kamala! at January 25, 2022 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

125 Never forget that cee u next Tuesday Pelosi waking up the steps of Congress with that ridiculous oversized gavel.


Every step of the way that woman has stolen from or tried to destroy this country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:21 PM (4fSQf)

126 She auditioned for the role of "dumb blonde" from some Johnny Carson's skits on the Tonight Show. The director turned her down, telling her she wasn't pretty enough for TV.

Blind or just gay?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:21 PM (SchxB)

127 Tiffany, remember, 'never bring a knife to a gun fight'.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:22 PM (SHylA)

128 119 The kidney donor getting dumped - wasn't that done in an episode of House MD?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 25, 2022 10:20 PM (tC/iN)

Probably. That was another wallowing in human misery and evil I wish I had not watched.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:22 PM (f4mjo)

129 The OnlyFans cop would NOT clean up nicely!
Posted by: Zettai

The skin tag begged to be removed.

It's funny the things you notice sometimes.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:22 PM (mD/uy)

130 Anyone interested in a MO MoMe please email me at jewells45 at yahoo dot com. Trying to get an idea what we can put together.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 25, 2022 10:22 PM (nxdel)

131 Blind or just gay?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:21 PM (SchxB)

LOL, that's what I was thinking!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:22 PM (evAgx)

132 Stealing firewood should be a hanging offence.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:22 PM (r1z5A)

133 Coke actually used to chill me out.
Which means I would've been a good candidate for Ritalin (an actual upper).

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 25, 2022 10:22 PM (vuisn)

134 @110: "Comical that Pelosi can't let go. She'd rather be back in the minority rather than accept that her time is up."

Worse, she's likely convinced that Democrats can't win without her in 2024, and believes that she's truly the "most powerful woman in America."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (+WWsf)

135 First, they show you the woodchipper, then you learn how it works.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:20 PM (+WWsf)


It is a wise man that receives a clue and then acts on it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

136 So did that off-Broadway theater have to call the coppers?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Pipe down, we don't need that kind of commenting here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Plumbed the depths of the humor file for that one.
Posted by: Tonypete

OK, fine. I will have to solder on then.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks


Dear God! these puns just plunge into your brain ...

Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (okV1R)

137 123 Most of the fans who watch(ed) Dr Who want the whole Chibnall(sp?) era erased since he rewrote so much of the canon in his own image. Davis has said it stands. Impasse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:21 PM (f4mjo)

Yeah, its like Highlander 2. The movie that is NEVER mentioned by fans.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (oHd/0)

138

I wonder who is in charge of cerebral xenotransplantation at Maryland Medical Centre...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (lPqCT)

139 Vice President Kamala Harris warned Russian President Vladimir Putin from invading Ukraine on Tuesday, in an interview in Wisconsin.

"If Russia and Vladimir Putin violate the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Ukraine there's going to be serious consequences, and we're very clear about that," Harris told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel on Monday.

======

Kamala talking tough to a country she helped enrich by cutting the Achilles of our own energy sector. This is some excellent melodrama. Maybe in the next scene Bad Vlad ties a fair maiden to the railroad tracks.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (8AONa)

140
1. pelosi wants to be around just in case FJB kicks and the ho is out.
2. why miss out on all that campaign graft? she can resign after reelection and keep the money, right?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (FmYik)

141 Harvest Moon is still in my Spotify tonight.

Posted by: Tony P at January 25, 2022 10:24 PM (7Tuzj)

142 @119: "The kidney donor getting dumped - wasn't that done in an episode of House MD?"

Grey's Anatomy too. It's pretty standard fare at this point.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:24 PM (+WWsf)

143 Pelosi will seek re-election, eowww, there are some PO'd demmies right now.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:24 PM (SHylA)

144 Worse, she's likely convinced that Democrats can't win without her in 2024, and believes that she's truly the "most powerful woman in America."
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (+WWsf)

$5 says "queenmaker" becomes the Word Of The Day before July 1.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:24 PM (6FeV1)

145 LOL, that's what I was thinking!

I'm just smart enough to think of it, and just dumb enough to say it out loud.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:24 PM (SchxB)

146 Steny Hoyer couldn't be reached for comment.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (SHylA)

147 Pelosi is using the Can't Prosecute A Politician Running For Office tactic.

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (9sjiB)

148 I watched the reboot. Never saw the original. Really liked the show up until the third(?) season of Matt Smith. Light fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (f4mjo)

149 Heidi Harmon was quite the nutty mayor.
~~~
I hope she learned something from her car troubles.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (IDhUW)

150 A time traveling wise cracking Chinese doctor shoving pig parts into historical figures.

If watch that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)
===

Me too. It's new and different, at least.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (EZebt)

151 Say what you will about Don LeMon, his shit's all retarded and he talks like a fag.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 25, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)
* * * *
And that is a perfect summation of Don LeMon!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (Yaym4)

152 "The only elections that matter are in August and November," Jeremy Adler, a spokesperson for the Cheney campaign

*shakes Magic 8 Ball -- it sez "she's fucked"*

**ole Jeremy is just hoping her checks to him don't bounce**

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (F0YaR)

153 Don lemon can go fuck himself. Then after that he can go fuck himself some more. Then after that he'll be warmed up enough where he can go fuck himself marathon style. Then he can cap off the night with a nice session of go fuck himself.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (VwHCD)

154

Speaking of teh ghey, weren't Tracy and Hepburn both homosexuals?

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (lPqCT)

155 Yeah, its like Highlander 2. The movie that is NEVER mentioned by fans.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (oHd/0)

Highlander 1 - There Can Only be One!

Highlander 2 - There should only have been One!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (evAgx)

156 Etta James vibrates my soul.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

A lotta weddings shoulda been stopped.

Posted by: Miklos mo betta at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

157 @123: "Davis has said it stands. Impasse."

Stands meaning it won't be ignored like it never happened, but it could be rendered, shall we say, irrelevant during the first year of his return.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (+WWsf)

158 Heidi Harmon was quite the nutty mayor.
~~~
I hope she learned something from her car troubles.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

I'd be shocked if she did.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (mD/uy)

159 the worst thing about that LeMon quote is you can't even read it without giving up. Incoherent isn't a river in Nile.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (Ynyl9)

160 Too smart for your own good is a thing.

Like telling your boss why he's an overpaid idiot subsisting on the Peter Principle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (4fSQf)

161 141 Harvest Moon is still in my Spotify tonight.
Posted by: Tony P at January 25, 2022 10:24 PM (7Tuzj)

That might be part of the 50% catalog he sold a year or so ago.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

162 147 Pelosi is using the Can't Prosecute A Politician Running For Office tactic.
Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (9sjiB)

Hmmm. That is interesting- but also presupposes that the GOP would actually do anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (f4mjo)

163 So did that off-Broadway theater have to call the coppers?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
Pipe down, we don't need that kind of commenting here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Plumbed the depths of the humor file for that one.
Posted by: Tonypete
OK, fine. I will have to solder on then.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
Dear God! these puns just plunge into your brain ...
Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at January 25, 2022 10:23 PM (okV1R)


We've got to stopper this kind of punning!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

164 117 102 And just around the end of the house a yeti was caught stealing my firewood. Fcuker.
Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2022 10:17 PM (0OP+5)

They taste like pork.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Beautiful picture, MisHum! Just right for tracking yetis loaded down with other folks firewood.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2022 10:27 PM (0OP+5)

165 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (VwHCD)

The problem is he would enjoy it way tooooooo much.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

166 >>> 162 147 Pelosi is using the Can't Prosecute A Politician Running For Office tactic.
Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (9sjiB)

Hmmm. That is interesting- but also presupposes that the GOP would actually do anything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (f4mjo)

Hey. I'm investigatin'.

Posted by: John Durham at January 25, 2022 10:27 PM (llON8)

167 Like telling your boss why he's an overpaid idiot subsisting on the Peter Principle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (4fSQf)

"You're nowhere near your maximum incompetence yet, Boss!"

"Hey, thanks, champ!..... wait..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:28 PM (6FeV1)

168 Stands meaning it won't be ignored like it never happened, but it could be rendered, shall we say, irrelevant during the first year of his return.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (+WWsf)

When you predicate your entire series and time lords in general all came from a little black girl being tortured, unless you go for the Bobby 'It was all a trick' play, I am not sure what you do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:28 PM (f4mjo)

169 "The kidney donor getting dumped - wasn't that done in an episode of House MD?"

Grey's Anatomy too. It's pretty standard fare at this point.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Upside:

free ice and a comfy bathtub

Posted by: east European Tours by Miklos at January 25, 2022 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

170 Like telling your boss why he's an overpaid idiot subsisting on the Peter Principle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (4fSQf)


Was that wrong?
Because if only someone had told me...

Posted by: Commissar George C Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

171
Probably. That was another wallowing in human misery and evil I wish I had not watched.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at

I actually am friends with a dude that received a kidney from his ex wife in their divorce settlement. It was like the take a penny, leave a penny. She donated a kidney and he got one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 10:28 PM (9mPbX)

172 Catherine Russell she discovered something was amiss when the water and heat weren't working on Friday

Duh

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:28 PM (SHylA)

173 The problem is he would enjoy it way tooooooo much.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

Oh, did I leave out the rusty chainsaw part?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 10:29 PM (VwHCD)

174 148 I watched the reboot. Never saw the original. Really liked the show up until the third(?) season of Matt Smith. Light fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (f4mjo)

Tom Baker will always be the Real Doctor. But David Tennant was my second choice. The Matt Smith era was really saved by Karen Gillan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:29 PM (evAgx)

175 Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

===
Daughter has zero interest in politics and has no need of working.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:30 PM (EZebt)

176 173 The problem is he would enjoy it way tooooooo much.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

Oh, did I leave out the rusty chainsaw part?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 10:29 PM (VwHCD

As long as it wasn't battery operated.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

177 When you predicate your entire series and time lords in general all came from a little black girl being tortured, unless you go for the Bobby 'It was all a trick' play, I am not sure what you do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:28 PM (f4mjo)

I'm glad I skipped the last few years and missed all that crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:30 PM (evAgx)

178 >>Speaking of teh ghey, weren't Tracy and Hepburn both homosexuals? Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (lPqCT)

The entire premise of "Bad Day at Black Rock" was that Tracy had caught the train into town to methodically sodomize the wary, belligerent townsmen, one by one.

Weird movie.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 10:31 PM (x8kT3)

179 Coke actually used to chill me out.
Which means I would've been a good candidate for Ritalin (an actual upper).
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 25, 2022 10:22 PM (vuisn)


Isn't Ritalin nearly identical to coke?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 25, 2022 10:31 PM (ZMraq)

180 A vignette from Planet Portland:

The usual dark money East Coast suspects have given up trying to get a measure on the ballot to decriminalize prostitution in Oregon. Oregon was supposed to be the first state to do this.

The disaster of hard drug decriminalization in Oregon last year probably had something to do with this - people were told before voting on decriminalization that this was a way to get people into drug treatment without all the icky arrests.

What they got was turning downtown Portland into an open-air shooting gallery, where people now quite unconcernedly shoot up in public, as well as turning Oregon into even more of a Mecca for drug addicts.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

181 Good cover tune: Temple of the King, Angel Dust.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:31 PM (x8Wzq)

182 Tom Baker will always be the Real Doctor. But David Tennant was my second choice. The Matt Smith era was really saved by Karen Gillan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:29 PM (evAgx)

Leggy redhead. I thought he did a good job, but they went from trying to be serious some episodes to wallowing in melodrama, it seemed like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:31 PM (f4mjo)

183 Like telling your boss why he's an overpaid idiot subsisting on the Peter Principle.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:26 PM (4fSQf)


Extracting the grift is a hobby for far too many people, and almost all of them are politicians!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:32 PM (hOUT3)

184 Dr Pepper > Coke

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:32 PM (4fSQf)

185 Like telling your boss why he's an overpaid idiot subsisting on the Peter Principle.

I did that, quit, and got hired back by the same boss.

This is the same one that I told we were plotting against him to keep him in his job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:32 PM (SchxB)

186 Kid Rock hits most all of the right notes in that song, 'condemns' most of the right people and groups, thanks for linking it MisHum. And for Etta James as well.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 25, 2022 10:32 PM (3cGpq)

187 Oh, did I leave out the rusty chainsaw part?

And no lube. He hates it when his man parts get chafed. Or so I've heard...

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 25, 2022 10:32 PM (nxdel)

188 he kind of had a flounce out a while back. I think he should pull a Larry David and come back anyways, but who knows.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:12 PM (evAgx)

I thought he got banned??

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 10:33 PM (7SwmH)

189 184 Dr Pepper > Coke
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2022 10:32 PM (4fSQf)

Agreed, unless you're looking for something to pour over your rum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:33 PM (6FeV1)

190 Best part of Doctor Who is the (existing) original series is the Blu ray release of the original run is marching on. With that plus the Ecclesto-Cappaldi return that is enough to keep me happy and ignore everything that followed.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 10:33 PM (Ojki1)

191 What they got was turning downtown Portland into an open-air shooting gallery, where people now quite unconcernedly shoot up in public, as well as turning Oregon into even more of a Mecca for drug addicts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

While working earlier, I had a thought:
What if the chinese are funneling drugs into the west as a way to get sweet revenge for the British and the Opium Trade/Wars?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:33 PM (f4mjo)

192 They are just determined to get pig parts into us.

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2022 10:33 PM (AmoqO)

193 How the State created fast food.

Alex Park is a commie.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:34 PM (SHylA)

194 Speaking of teh ghey, weren't Tracy and Hepburn both homosexuals?
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (lPqCT)
===

*spit take*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:34 PM (EZebt)

195 Isn't Ritalin nearly identical to coke?
Posted by: Kindltot


YE YES YES YES YES YES YES

Posted by: ADHD kid Miklos at January 25, 2022 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

196 Oregon was supposed to be the first state to do this.Oregon was supposed to be the first state to do this.

/looks confused

Posted by: Nevada at January 25, 2022 10:35 PM (oHd/0)

197 When I was a kid, we would very rarely go to a drive-in food place. I always got Dr. Pepper. I loved the taste. We would eat in the car. kid heaven in the '70s.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:35 PM (x8Wzq)

198 Love Kid Rock but he ain't a kid anymore. He's 51 and a grandfather .

He's also has a decent voice when he's not doing the Kid rap.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 10:35 PM (sUMfc)

199 While working earlier, I had a thought:
What if the chinese are funneling drugs into the west as a way to get sweet revenge for the British and the Opium Trade/Wars?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:33 PM (f4mjo)

Too early. They're still working out their anger at the greeks for horning in on Bactria.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:35 PM (6FeV1)

200 qdp was banned.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 10:36 PM (RU4sa)

201 Isn't Ritalin nearly identical to coke?

They both have songs written about them, so probably.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:36 PM (SchxB)

202 Daughter has zero interest in politics and has no need of working.

Huh?

She's a member of the DNC and devotes her time to politics and "community organizing". She has done nothing with her life but politics.

https://www.christinepelosi.com

The point of being in the House is not because she "needs a job", but it is a way of keeping the political graft coming in to the Pelosi family for another couple of decades.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

203

I think Ritalin is actually methamphetamine...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:36 PM (MvxGv)

204 looks confused
Posted by: Nevada at January 25, 2022 10:35 PM (oHd/0)

Not legal statewide there, only certain cities. Definitely NOT Las Vegas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:36 PM (6FeV1)

205 "If Russia and Vladimir Putin violate the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Ukraine there's going to be serious consequences, and we're very clear about that," Harris told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel on Monday.


Serious consequences, Kammie? Like what? Having Joyless Reid and Whoopi call him a racist? Having Tony Blinken give a speech at the UN, calling Putin a renegade? Having AOC send out tweets that Putin is destroying our climate because of all the extra CO2 being released by exploding Russian artillery and mortar shells?
Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2022 10:18 PM (AMIL/)


You left off Mike Obama holding up a sign.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

206 the only time I watched Dr Who was maybe 18 years ago when the female companion was played by Billie Piper. I liked looking at her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (Ynyl9)

207 >>Kid Rock...He's also has a decent voice when he's not doing the Kid rap. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 10:35 PM (sUMfc)

Hot shower. Shave. Haircut.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (x8kT3)

208 Oregon was supposed to be the first state to do this.Oregon was supposed to be the first state to do this.

/looks confused
Posted by: Nevada


Counties in Idaho could legalize on their own.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (r1z5A)

209 Oregon was supposed to be the first state to do this.Oregon was supposed to be the first state to do this.

Department of Redundancy Department.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

210 Unbannification of qdpsteve could be considered a gesture of Grace and Mercy, considering all the bad news lately.

Posted by: as occurred to Miklos at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

211 Steve's not with us anymore. And he won't be returning.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (aA3+G)


I have questions about this whole get banned thing but I'll save them for a Saturday night when I can stay up late and engage.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (7SwmH)

212 The entire premise of "Bad Day at Black Rock" was that Tracy had caught the train into town to methodically sodomize the wary, belligerent townsmen, one by one.

Weird movie.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 10:31 PM (x8kT3)

That would be a pretty Bad Day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:38 PM (evAgx)

213 From the Feel Good Story:

It feels incredibly satisfying to see a senior citizen put one over on a scammer. But people should be careful when dealing with criminals and leave the dangerous job of law enforcement to the professionals.

and....

There has been a rise in scams against the elderly during the pandemic. According to the FBI, American seniors were scammed for $1 billion dollars in 2020, up $300 million from the previous year.


Yeah....leave it to the professionals like Titty Cop.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 10:38 PM (Rfm/k)

214 196 Only half of Nevada had legalized prostitution. Which probably generated a ton of cash for the non legal side from tourists lacking that piece of knowledge. Certainly more money than the government raised running the Mustang Ranch on the legal side of the state.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 10:38 PM (Ojki1)

215 Neil Young should be taken off of spotify because he sucks

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 25, 2022 10:38 PM (h1jJh)

216 the only time I watched Dr Who was maybe 18 years ago when the female companion was played by Billie Piper. I liked looking at her.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (Ynyl9)
---
Dang. It HAS been 18 years since the reboot. And yes, Billie Piper was quite the eye candy (though she's no Karen Gillan)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 10:38 PM (K5n5d)

217 You left off Mike Obama holding up a sign.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

"#ExcuseMeWhileIWhipThisOut"

*duckface*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:38 PM (6FeV1)

218 The state didn't create fast food. Fast Food is as American as apple pie.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 10:38 PM (sUMfc)

219 Put Young in the octagon with Rogan. One three minute round.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 10:39 PM (II3Gr)

220 The Kid Rock song probably isn't probably going to be part of a church's hymnal. Though it is probably more edifying and unifying than anything from Hillsong.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 25, 2022 10:39 PM (lD3vL)

221 Hot shower. Shave. Haircut.
Posted by: ZOD

four bits

(inflation)

Posted by: Floyd the barber at January 25, 2022 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

222 Hot shower. Shave. Haircut.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (x8kT3)
-----------
Two bits?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 25, 2022 10:39 PM (DnWKq)

223 That 70s Greek freak is borderline Yoko horrendous. I trust that was some sort of joke... then again, a homage to Kid Rock is concern... You never know with this guy.

Posted by: MikeN at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (YQYdk)

224 I take pride in the fact that I have not seen a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

225 210 Unbannification of qdpsteve could be considered a gesture of Grace and Mercy, considering all the bad news lately.
Posted by: as occurred to Miklos at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

Ha, when I become Humanitarian Humanitarian, or he buys off Ace.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

226 I have questions about this whole get banned thing but I'll save them for a Saturday night when I can stay up late and engage.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia


Don't ignore warnings and live long and prosper.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (r1z5A)

227 /looks confused
Posted by: Nevada


Prostitution is allowable in Nevada by county option. Bordellos are allowed, but not independent free-lancing in those counties that allow it.

It is legal in a few rural counties, but illegal in the rest of the state. In particular, prostitution is illegal in both Las Vegas and Reno.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

228 Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

===
That might be more recently, when I was involved she was into her art.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (EZebt)

229 213 Except in Chicago, where they want you to blow a whistle to make sure the criminal knows you are a witness who could testify.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (Ojki1)

230 Kid Rock hits most all of the right notes in that song, 'condemns' most of the right people and groups, thanks for linking it MisHum. And for Etta James as well.

What is the over/under for Trump to use this at his next rally?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (lD3vL)

231 I remember articles from maybe 20 or 30 years ago that wondered about how the boomers, who were the generation that valued youth, would age and what would happen. Our pols and a good percentage of the rock stars are showing it...absolutely no clue about aging gracefully and a complete lack of self awareness. I am sure Neil still thinks he is a Big Star and can use his financial clout. And the pols refuse to quit until they are carried out in a box.

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 25, 2022 10:41 PM (3/XaG)

232 110 Comical that Pelosi can't let go. She'd rather be back in the minority rather than accept that her time is up. Well, that's the democrats problem, they can decide how long they want to let the Geriatric Generation hang on to everything.

Politicians are attention sponges. She needs to have people focusing on her. I once skimmed through a book about John McCain. I think he was an extreme version of that mental disorder. Always wanting to be the center of attention, like a 3 year old.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2022 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

233 Ha, when I become Humanitarian Humanitarian, or he buys off Ace.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

Go long on hobo jerky, steve!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:41 PM (f4mjo)

234 Good evening y'all!

Thanks for the ONT Mis Hum! You were on fire with your music selections

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 25, 2022 10:41 PM (/UQ/R)

235 Steve's not with us anymore. And he won't be returning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 25, 2022 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

Was Steve at the TxMoMe and if so what does he look like? Not important, just curious.

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2022 10:41 PM (AmoqO)

236 I take pride in the fact that I have not seen a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

On first!

Dr. Who?

No the other guy!

Posted by: Hey Abbott at January 25, 2022 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

237 My beard is almost long enough to braid viking style.

I may be drinking.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:42 PM (x8Wzq)

238 I don't think steve went- which was also a source of sturm and drang, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:43 PM (f4mjo)

239 Only half of Nevada has legalized prostitution. Homosexual sodomy is not legal in in Black Rock.

Spencer Tracy is uninterested in petty legalisms.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 10:43 PM (x8kT3)

240 >> 209 Oregon was supposed to be the first state to do this.Oregon was supposed to be the first state to do this.

Department of Redundancy Department.*

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG)


Didn't they do the euthanasia thingy first in the states? Hard to get repeat customers for that one.

* Pardon me, maam, but your echo is showing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2022 10:43 PM (F0YaR)

241 Muhammad Mohiuddin, director of cardiac xenotransplantation at at the University of Maryland Medical Center

Ummmm, pig's heart, Muhammad? Seems haram to me.
Interesting.

Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2022 10:43 PM (A2G/3)

242 They are just determined to get pig parts into us.
Posted by: Javems


Yup. It's important to them.

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2022 10:43 PM (PbWF0)

243 I take pride in the fact that I have not seen a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
---
Like a lot of British television, I suspect it's an acquired taste...Monty Python isn't for everyone, but I enjoy their antics.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 10:43 PM (K5n5d)

244 a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


Doctor Whoever!

Same as doctor who, but they change actors every week!

Great idea, that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (6FeV1)

245 Prostitution is allowable in Nevada by county option. Bordellos are allowed, but not independent free-lancing in those counties that allow it.

It is legal in a few rural counties, but illegal in the rest of the state. In particular, prostitution is illegal in both Las Vegas and Reno.


I don't understand that. You're betting you won't get anything that's incurable. That's gambling by any definition.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (SchxB)

246 The state didn't create fast food. Fast Food is as American as apple pie.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter


Indian (dot not feather) Train Lunch ...

Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (okV1R)

247 Was Steve at the TxMoMe and if so what does he look like?


You should go post that question on Quora.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (Rfm/k)

248 235. And his desire to try to forge a future one to be what he wanted was the start of the final slide to many being done with his posts.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (Ojki1)

249

I've read the notorious Hollywood procurer to the stars, Scotty Bowers, had called the Tracy/Hepburn thing a "pseudo-romance" as they were both, indeed, homosexually inclined...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (MvxGv)

250 steve looks like brad pitt's pitts

Posted by: cya4+1 at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (Re9MM)

251 Was Steve at the TxMoMe and if so what does he look like? Not important, just curious.
Posted by: Javems

Nope.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (mD/uy)

252 A doll, a revolver, a clock and a trusty shirt in search of symbolism.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (SHylA)

253 Was Steve at the TxMoMe?
___

No.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM (RU4sa)

254 >>>As Frank Zappa once sang, The Torture Never Stops

LOL
No comment.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (hVqGz)

255 I did not read all of the content because it contained some jackass from CNN.

Mea culpa.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (zWpOF)

256 Spencer Tracy is uninterested in petty legalisms.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 10:43 PM (x8kT3)

Habeas corpus, will travel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (6FeV1)

257 @216: "Dang. It HAS been 18 years since the reboot."

So long ago that the first four seasons of the reboot were shot in standard definition, and they didn't switch to HD until Steven Moffat took over and Matt Smith began his run.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (+WWsf)

258 the only time I watched Dr Who was maybe 18 years ago when the female companion was played by Billie Piper. I liked looking at her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (Ynyl9)

Definitely, then she moved onto some series where she played a hooker/call girl. You would have liked looking at her waaaay more.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

259 Didn't they do the euthanasia thingy first in the states? Hard to get repeat customers for that one.

I think that's right. Only a handful of doctors in the state will provide the necessary documentation for assisted suicide - the rest of the medical profession won't touch it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (I2/tG)

260 They are just determined to get pig parts into us.
Posted by: Javems

Yup. It's important to them.
Posted by: t-bird

I made about 12 pounds of BBQ last weekend.

Half given away, the other half IN ME BELLY

Posted by: Miklos still smells like smoke despite lackadaisical attempts at bathing at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

261 Indian (dot not feather) Train Lunch ...
Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic


Harvey Girl joints?

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A)

262
Doctor Hu

A time traveling wise cracking Chinese doctor shoving pig parts into historical figures.


The Peking Homunculus

https://tinyurl.com/437c84xt

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2022 10:46 PM (63Dwl)

263 I take pride in the fact that I have not seen a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM



My brother!

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:46 PM (78kzY)

264 WASP also has a song called The Torture Never Stops. First album, back when they were good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 10:46 PM (KFhLj)

265 257 The David Tennant specials post year 4 are HD.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 10:46 PM (Ojki1)

266 If you survive an assisted suicide, can you sue for malpractice?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:46 PM (6FeV1)

267 214 196 Only half of Nevada had legalized prostitution.
Posted by: Bete


Which half legalized the Canadian Tuxedo?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 10:47 PM (zWpOF)

268 Like a lot of British television, I suspect it's an acquired taste...Monty Python isn't for everyone, but I enjoy their antics.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 10:43 PM (K5n5d)

I fooking love Monty Python. I can quote Life of Brian and The Holy Grail, and numerous TV episodes.

Dr. Who just looks stoopid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

269 They are just determined to get pig parts into us.

I already eat like one.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:47 PM (SchxB)

270

Neil Young hasn't had a hit since "Horse with no name".






Yes. I know that's the joke.

Posted by: Frankly at January 25, 2022 10:47 PM (Gb1zw)

271 Definitely, then she moved onto some series where she played a hooker/call girl. You would have liked looking at her waaaay more.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)
----
Penny Dreadful. Yep. Got them, too! Weird series.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 10:47 PM (K5n5d)

272

Steve had posted his picture here at least once... He looks about as one would expect...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (78kzY)

273 I've read the notorious Hollywood procurer to the stars, Scotty Bowers, had called the Tracy/Hepburn thing a "pseudo-romance" as they were both, indeed, homosexually inclined...
Posted by: Zettai

*checks for "Scotty Bowers + Zettai"

Posted by: Miklos on Inquiring tabloid Mind at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

274 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (qAR6u)

275 182 Tom Baker will always be the Real Doctor. But David Tennant was my second choice. The Matt Smith era was really saved by Karen Gillan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:29 PM

He was the Dr. when I watched in 1980-81. Cool scarf.

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (AmoqO)

276 I'm going to beg Joe Rogan to come do an interview on 103.5 FM. Maybe they'll have to stop playing that sissybitch's lame ass songs after.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (Cf/uA)

277 Was Steve at the TxMoMe and if so what does he look like? Not important, just curious.
Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2022 10:41 PM (AmoqO)

no he wasn't, and he himself said he was pretty plus sized (if you're curious). I think the worst/dumbest thing he did when he flounced was to spew out an angry rant at Jim, for no discernible or rational reason.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (evAgx)

278 154

Speaking of teh ghey, weren't Tracy and Hepburn both homosexuals?
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (lPqCT)


I always wondered about Hepburn.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

279 Not at the TXMoMe and I didn't miss him...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (UUBmN)

280 Worst. Concert. Ever. Neil Young electric at the Cow Palace 1990.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (EZebt)

281 Steve had posted his picture here at least once... He looks about as one would expect...

Les Nesman ?

Posted by: zuni & 136th at January 25, 2022 10:49 PM (Re9MM)

282 I don't understand that. You're betting you won't get anything that's incurable.

I think very frequent medical exams are required, as is the use of condoms.

I had a friend in Winnemucca twenty years ago, which had about half a dozen bordellos. I read recently that all or almost all of them had closed - I'm not sure what the reason was.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:49 PM (I2/tG)

283 Unbannification of qdpsteve could be considered a gesture of Grace and Mercy, considering all the bad news lately.
Posted by: as occurred to Miklos at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)


There may not be limits on Grace and Mercy in heaven (and I sincerely hope there are none), but there are limits here on the mortal Earth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)

284 Steve's not with us anymore. And he won't be returning.

I'm afraid to ask, BanHammer or Covid?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 25, 2022 10:49 PM (lD3vL)

285 Also: the IT Crowd. I love that stoopid show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)

286 If you survive an assisted suicide, can you sue for malpractice?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Under the Ally McBeal rubric, yes, yes, you can.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (zWpOF)

287 278 154

Speaking of teh ghey, weren't Tracy and Hepburn both homosexuals?
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:25 PM (lPqCT)

I always wondered about Hepburn.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (+lVUW)


I wonder if she was friends with Marlene Dietrich.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

288 Dr. Who just looks stoopid.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)

My sister was a fan when we were kids. It looked goofy with horrible special effects (ST:TOS looks like Jurassic Park compared to old Who.)

Eccleston seemed a bit overwrought(?) but goofy.

Tennant had a lot of charisma.

Matt Smith was good, but the women were hot. Both the redhead and the brunette.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (f4mjo)

289 Good evening all.

Emmie, I'm so jealous. Get to go to a concert and see WDS. Give her a hug from me. I've started looking at airfares for the CoMoMe.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (Y+l9t)

290 Go fuck yourself to death, Don Lemon.

I've got natural immunity to The 'Rona, and am no danger to anyone. But you, a vaxxed homo who undoubtedly is riven with venereal diseases and a shitty immune system from sticking various and sundry animate and inanimate objects up your ass as far as your duodenum, are a danger every one you meet.

So, again, fuck you and your propaganda.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (+E0jM)

291 Douglas Adams wrote a couple of stories for Doctor Who early in his writing carrer.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (Ojki1)

292 {{{{Emmie}}}}

Can't wait to see you guys on Saturday!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (/UQ/R)

293 I think the worst/dumbest thing he did when he flounced was to spew out an angry rant at Jim, for no discernible or rational reason.

It was spillover from an overheated beef the two had in an ONT not long beforehand.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (KFhLj)

294 Dem party is commie and mafia ... sellouts to any highest bidder. Cartels are also in their mix. Biden and Pelosi crime families, and Clintons ... BUT there is also the DeepState who lets them have their graft as long as they stay in the DeepState/globalist parameters.

idk exactly, but that is my general feel for the Hydra that runs DC and the world. Except parts of the world are run by other mobsters ... CCP, Putin ... South America going full commie ... what am I gonna do about it? plant soybeans in a few months, watch the world burn I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 25, 2022 10:51 PM (Cus5s)

295 279 Not at the TXMoMe and I didn't miss him...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (UUBmN)

Damn. Shots fired...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:51 PM (f4mjo)

296 Oh yay. Colbert and Joy Reid. I am going to have to miss that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 10:51 PM (f4mjo)

297 Hmmm. New information.

no he wasn't, and he himself said he was pretty plus sized (if you're curious). I think the worst/dumbest thing he did when he flounced was to spew out an angry rant at Jim, for no discernible or rational reason.

Revisiting an earlier question:
Steve's not with us anymore. And he won't be returning.

I'm afraid to ask, BanHammer, Covid or Jim?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 25, 2022 10:51 PM (lD3vL)

298 200 qdp was banned.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 10:36 PM (RU4sa)


There should be a Banned List updated daily by CBD so we can keep track of who's been cast out of the temple.

Posted by: Gref at January 25, 2022 10:51 PM (AMIL/)

299 WASP also has a song called The Torture Never Stops. First album, back when they were good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 10:46 PM (KFhLj)

I always like Hellion. Killer tune.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 10:51 PM (VwHCD)

300 253 Was Steve at the TxMoMe?
___
No.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 10:44 PM

Thanks

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2022 10:51 PM (AmoqO)

301 I wonder if she was friends with Marlene Dietrich.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Based on what I've read. WHO wasn't "friends" with Ms. Dietrich?

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

302 Can't wait to see you guys on Saturday!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (/UQ/R)


Yes! Fun times ahead!

Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 25, 2022 10:52 PM (6RgRK)

303 My sister was a fan when we were kids. It looked goofy with horrible special effects (ST:TOS looks like Jurassic Park compared to old Who.)

It was the best they could do for 36 Quid a series.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 10:52 PM (SchxB)

304 271 Definitely, then she moved onto some series where she played a hooker/call girl. You would have liked looking at her waaaay more.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)
----
Penny Dreadful. Yep. Got them, too! Weird series.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 10:47 PM (K5n5d)

Would've been a great show if not for all the gay and tranny shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 10:52 PM (II3Gr)

305 Ordered a box of 'I Did That' stickers and a NOCO Genius 1 from Beeeeeeezos Sulfur Pit today.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:52 PM (SHylA)

306 When the writing is *Good*, you can overlook the goofiness that's a Dr. Who staple. Some eras have been better than others; of course when the writing goes bad the whole thing sinks to ridiculously bad levels.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 10:52 PM (evAgx)

307
Denninger wrote a piece yesterday on this whole Ukraine thing. Brandon and the neocon/lib bunch are insane. Russia is not going to allow it's only 12 month deep water port to be threatened, much less denied. They will go nuclear to protect that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 10:52 PM (Mzdiz)

308 @265: "The David Tennant specials post year 4 are HD."

Good point. I forgot about those. Davies filmed Torchwood in HD from the beginning in 2006, but he argued with the BBC about upgrading Doctor Who. He thought the Tennant era TARDIS sets were too cheap to hold up in HD, and they didn't have the time and money to redo the sets. He made a point for writing the first special, Planet of the Dead, so that there was as little time in the TARDIS as possible.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:53 PM (+WWsf)

309 I take pride in the fact that I have not seen a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM
My brother!
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 10:46 PM (78kzY)


At last, a club I can join!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:53 PM (hOUT3)

310 So, again, fuck you and your propaganda.
Posted by: Sharkman

Bravo!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 10:53 PM (r1z5A)

311 Tom Baker IS Dr. Who.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 10:53 PM (II3Gr)

312 I saw Neil Young and Crazy Horse Paste open for the Caterwalling Jerkoffs at the . . . oh, wait.

Neil Young WAS the Caterwalling Jerkoff.

Never mind.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 10:54 PM (+E0jM)

313 Emmie, I'm so jealous. Get to go to a concert and see WDS. Give her a hug from me. I've started looking at airfares for the CoMoMe.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 10:50 PM (Y+l9t)


Cool! I hope you can make it!

And if it might mitigate your jealousy, the show will be live-streamed. Info at the link in my nic.

Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 25, 2022 10:54 PM (6RgRK)

314 279 Not at the TXMoMe and I didn't miss him...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (UUBmN)

Thanks also.

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2022 10:54 PM (AmoqO)

315 {{{WDS}}}
Looking at airfares for April. Let me know the details when available.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 10:54 PM (Y+l9t)

316 @71: "Penny Dreadful. Yep. Got them, too! Weird series."

First, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, and then Penny Dreadful.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 10:54 PM (+WWsf)

317 Pappy Eromero had not one but two pig heart valves and he never got fat.

Posted by: Eromero at January 25, 2022 10:54 PM (0OP+5)

318 Ordered a box of 'I Did That' stickers and a NOCO Genius 1 from Beeeeeeezos Sulfur Pit today.
Posted by: Braenyard saying

I am wondering where to put "I did that" stickers with Trump's picture on them.

Maybe stock up for 2025

Posted by: Miklos declares today Thinking Tuesday at January 25, 2022 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

319 "Our house is a very, very, very fine house
With two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard..."

Who the hell could live without hearing this kind of deep-thinking, super relevant music that inspires us all?

You're a pussy, Neil. Go get fucked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 10:54 PM (Cf/uA)

320 Mis Hum, just replied to your email!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)

321 Doctor Hu

A time traveling wise cracking Chinese doctor shoving pig parts into historical figures.

If watch that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I'd actually subscribe for a change.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 10:55 PM (zWpOF)

322 Cocaine and pork. Could do worse.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 10:55 PM (II3Gr)

323 Jim is an actual gentleman and someone I'm honored to have in my corner. He has shown this in many ways over the years.
Steve was an air bag who lived in his mom's basement and couldn't handle real life.**

**this is me saying something nice about Steve. No, he never did or said anything to offend me personally but this is what I gleaned over the years.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (UUBmN)

324 Denninger wrote a piece yesterday on this whole Ukraine thing.

Somebody noted that there hasn't been any public polling done on Biden's Ukraine brinkmanship.

There's a reason for that - the people in power supporting intervention in the Ukraine are the ones getting a slice of the Ukrainian graft. Otherwise, it's hugely unpopular.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

325
Funny how these aging '60s and '70s hell raising radical have turned into The Man, isn't it? Free thinker artistes they though of themselves. Now they favor censorship of anything that triggers them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (Mzdiz)

326 Neil Young electric at the Cow Palace 1990.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 25, 2022 10:48 PM (EZebt)

I saw him at The Greek Theater in the mid-80s. Good. Not great...but worth the walk up the hill.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (Q9lwr)

327 >>>Definitely, then she moved onto some series where she played a hooker/call girl. You would have liked looking at her waaaay more.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 25, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

=====

Billy and Karen were great. Though Clara lit the fires for me. Plus, when she ran, she actually looked coordinated. Sorry, I'm into the athletic types. My wife is actually former XC runner.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (jPtGI)

328 Jim is an actual gentleman and someone I'm honored to have in my corner. He has shown this in many ways over the years.
Steve was an air bag who lived in his mom's basement and couldn't handle real life.**

**this is me saying something nice about Steve. No, he never did or said anything to offend me personally but this is what I gleaned over the years.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (UUBmN)

Damning with faint praise.

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 10:57 PM (cPGH3)

329 325
Funny how these aging '60s and '70s hell raising radical have turned into The Man, isn't it? Free thinker artistes they though of themselves. Now they favor censorship of anything that triggers them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (Mzdiz)

Yep. Neil Young is now every bit the fascist pig he claimed to hate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 10:57 PM (II3Gr)

330 Denninger wrote a piece yesterday on this whole Ukraine thing. Brandon and the neocon/lib bunch are insane. Russia is not going to allow it's only 12 month deep water port to be threatened, much less denied. They will go nuclear to protect that.

Posted by: publius

Not only that, Mariupol has beaucoups of seriously hot chicks.

Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at January 25, 2022 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

331 Doctor Who was like TOS Star Trek, sometimes good and occasionally great ideas but almost always dinged for not having the production budget needed to pull things off.

And then the bad episodes were complete disasters that made you want to pretend you never heard of the series.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 10:57 PM (Ojki1)

332 79 Pipe down, we don't need that kind of commenting here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

OK, fine. I will have to solder on then.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2022 10:13 PM (WFMLs)


Hey, no sweat!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 25, 2022 10:57 PM (8C7+r)

333 We now own Smithfield Brands , so the flow of pig parts will go on unimpeded. Should you need some please contact my office. Reduced hours during Lunar New Year.

Posted by: Dr. Ching Chow at January 25, 2022 10:57 PM (snngm)

334
At last, a club I can join!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:53 PM

I've never watched it either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 10:57 PM (9mPbX)

335 >>>I think the worst/dumbest thing he [Steve] did when he flounced was to spew out an angry rant at Jim, for no discernible or rational reason.
Posted by: Tom Servo
--------------------

From this observation point, he apologized three times in each time being roughly rebuffed.




Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 10:57 PM (SHylA)

336 Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (UUBmN)

I think you are spot on!
I think he could have graciously returned, but decided to remain himself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:58 PM (hOUT3)

337 You should not bone your dog if you're allergic to boning your dog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (VxC1e)

338 Otherwise, it's hugely unpopular.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Yugely and bigly.

Posted by: Miklos will be honored to introduce the next President at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

339 I really like Kid Rock. Didn't he appear at one of Trump's rallies?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (Y+l9t)

340 Oh, sure, cobs get to stealth edit their posts when they muck something up, but my little shitweael phone keyboard goes into full raimondo mode and i just gotta live with it!


Harrumph!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (6FeV1)

341 336 Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (UUBmN)

I think you are spot on!
I think he could have graciously returned, but decided to remain himself!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:58 PM (hOUT3)

My recollection is that he was baited by a cob, and then banned when he snapped back.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (II3Gr)

342 You should not bone your dog if you're allergic to boning your dog.
Posted by: Cicero

Ask your Dr. if boning your dog is for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (mD/uy)

343 /sock off

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (cupoy)

344 325 publius

I figure they were always full of shit. They mouthed the forms of freedom and rebellion as long as their kind did not have their hands on the levers of power. Then, once they see themselves in the drivers seat- full on commie repression, censorship and ruthlessly crushing any who stand in their way.

They admired CHE FUCKING GUEVERA FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

That should have been a hint.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:00 PM (f4mjo)

345 342 You should not bone your dog if you're allergic to boning your dog.
Posted by: Cicero

Ask your Dr. if boning your dog is for you.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (mD/uy)

Truvada for PrEP!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:00 PM (II3Gr)

346 Yep. Neil Young is now every bit the fascist pig he claimed to hate.
Posted by: Insomniac

Got the face for it too

Posted by: Miklos so observes at January 25, 2022 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

347
There's a reason for that - the people in power supporting intervention in the Ukraine are the ones getting a slice of the Ukrainian graft. Otherwise, it's hugely unpopular.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

Just bring it up with any group and ask "Hey Kids! Who's up for a war with Russia???"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 11:01 PM (evAgx)

348 Big Papi David Ortiz made into the MLB Hall. Congrats, big man. You deserve it.

Cheaters Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds did not.

Sadly, non-cheater and very outspoken conservative Kurt Schilling, who has a better resume than almost anyone to get into the Hall, also did not, because of his politics.

Clemens, Bonds and Schilling just ran out of eligibility.

Baseball News Tonight!!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 11:01 PM (+E0jM)

349 Insomniac,
My observation wasn't from just that incident. More like clues from comments over the years. I don't even remember the banning incident.
How are you doing?

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 11:01 PM (UUBmN)

350 If you consider fleas an STD, maybe it's time to re-examine some of your life choices.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)

351

Gutfeld on...


https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:02 PM (tHCdq)

352 350 If you consider fleas an STD, maybe it's time to re-examine some of your life choices.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)

*golfclap*

Well played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:02 PM (f4mjo)

353 I just watched some videos by a Cuban couple experiencing American phenomena for the first time. Their point is to contrast communism with capitalism and how bad Cubans have it. It's interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/c/YoelAndMari

Posted by: Jim S. at January 25, 2022 11:02 PM (ynUnH)

354
There should be a Banned List updated daily by CBD so we can keep track of who's been cast out of the temple.
Posted by: Gref


Don't think the chief needs the hassle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 11:02 PM (zWpOF)

355 So did that off-Broadway theater have to call the coppers?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 25, 2022 10:10 PM (WFMLs)

Pipe down, we don't need that kind of commenting here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

Were there any copper clappers stolen?

Posted by: zombie Jack Webb at January 25, 2022 11:03 PM (P3gRi)

356 How are you doing?
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 11:01 PM (UUBmN)

Fair. How are you? Getting any better?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:03 PM (II3Gr)

357 If you consider fleas an STD, maybe it's time to re-examine some of your life choices.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Darleen looks pretty sexy in that choker collar from Pets 'R Us

Posted by: Miklos has sol-ved ze prbleme at January 25, 2022 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

358 309 I take pride in the fact that I have not seen a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte
---------------

Watched it years ago when it was just stupid scifi; no sex, no politics.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:03 PM (SHylA)

359 Steve may have been baited to jump off the cliff, but he walked the 1000 feet up to the edge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:03 PM (f4mjo)

360 Hartz Flea and Tick condoms

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (II3Gr)

361 Friends- We just got word Mrs Anonymous's older sister's husband passed earlier this evening from a long illness. Not unexpected and Not Covid. He was a Vietnam Era vet but he always said he only made it as far as the print shop at Pearl. I'd say no matter - you put the uniform on and went - doesn't matter where they put ya. He had a large gun collection and would pour his own bullets and make his own ammo. He didn't have to be, but he was a dad to her son. He was a member of a cowboy themed shooting club. He was an interesting guy - knowledgeable about all sorts of Calif history. Rest In Peace.

Thanks for letting me share.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (7SwmH)

362 339 I really like Kid Rock. Didn't he appear at one of Trump's rallies?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (Y+l9t)

I remember pictures of Kid Rock, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent at the White House? I may be wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (9mPbX)

363 Just had a small piece of Chantilly Cake (Ok, just the icing and some fruit).

PS. Don't tell my wife, please.

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (AmoqO)

364 >> Were there any copper clappers stolen?

You'll never take me alive, copper.

Posted by: Kleptomaniac Claude Cooper at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (Mzdiz)

365 https://www.youtube.com/c/YoelAndMari
Posted by: Jim S. at January 25, 2022 11:02 PM (ynUnH)

Imagine their reaction if it was 1985.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (f4mjo)

366 I really like Kid Rock. Didn't he appear at one of Trump's rallies?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


IIRC, he appeared at more than one and recorded a pro-Trump song
??

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (zWpOF)

367 Were there any copper clappers stolen?
Posted by: zombie Jack Webb

Ah

Another copper-clad clapper caper

Posted by: Miklos with Consonance at January 25, 2022 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

368 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (II3Gr)

Your recollection is wrong.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:05 PM (Q9lwr)

369 Feeling a little better today. Just tired since I worked for the first time in almost 2 weeks. Need to build up stamina again

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 11:05 PM (UUBmN)

370 30what's fun is that this rumor, if true, means they're going to write off the entire "woke Dr. Who" period as one that never really happened. Or something, it's Dr. Who, they'll come up with some stupid bullshit to explain it.

It's easy if they want to do it. Reshoot the end of Capaldi's regeneration so that he becomes Tenant (again) rather than Jodie. Done.

Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 10:00 PM (kOpft)

The fun part here is Davies got a deal with the BBC where his production company has absolute authority over the series (they were that desperate), and his company immediately got bought by Sony, who erased female Ghostbusters in an attempt to save that franchise and just made a ton of cash on Spider-man, so they're all about making the fans happy.
Posted by: Methos at January 25, 2022 10:04 PM (kOpft)

I think they should pull a "Dallas" and have Capaldi wake up, turn to River Song, and say, "River, I've just had the most horrible dream..."

Posted by: Flyover, hashtagging 2022 at January 25, 2022 11:05 PM (Rbu5d)

371 Biden's Deputy National Security Adviser says Americans should care about Ukraine because "borders should be inviolate...sovereignty should be respected."

Only we get to overthrow the Ukrainian government when we feel like it!

Posted by: The Foreign Policy Establishment! at January 25, 2022 11:06 PM (I2/tG)

372 Thanks for letting me share.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (7SwmH)

Sorry to hear this, man. My condolences.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:06 PM (f4mjo)

373 You should not bone your dog if you're allergic to boning your dog.

Doctor, am I swelling up because I like boning my dog or because I'm having an allergic reaction?

Posted by: dog boner at January 25, 2022 11:06 PM (KFhLj)

374 Pelosi AND McConnell are apparently running for their respective leadership positions again. They're like Lovecraft's Great Old Ones, just can't get rid of them.

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2022 11:06 PM (njExo)

375 Your recollection is wrong.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:05 PM (Q9lwr)

Nope.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:06 PM (II3Gr)

376 My recollection is that he was baited by a cob, and then banned when he snapped back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 10:59 PM (II3Gr)


This is not worth a second's worth of a time investment to me, but I will nevertheless waste a few seconds; as IIRC, the baiting was in the other direction, he was a guest here, as are we all, and he was unnecessarily rude and offensive. If you do not like the COBs here, then go find a better blog. I simply do not see how this blog has lost anything positive!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:07 PM (hOUT3)

377 Thanks for letting me share.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (7SwmH)

He sounds like an interesting man!

Especially CA history...

RIP

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:07 PM (Q9lwr)

378

Steve was practically begging on his hands and knees for the banhammer...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:07 PM (tHCdq)

379 Biden's Deputy National Security Adviser says Americans should care about Ukraine because "borders should be inviolate...sovereignty should be respected."

That's got to be the Babylon Bee, right?

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2022 11:07 PM (WwKVr)

380
For those who haven't seen the copper clapper caper:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=jgYbogp1Ha0

Posted by: Kleptomaniac Claude Cooper at January 25, 2022 11:07 PM (Mzdiz)

381 369 Feeling a little better today. Just tired since I worked for the first time in almost 2 weeks. Need to build up stamina again
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 11:05 PM (UUBmN)

I am very glad to hear you're a little better at least.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:07 PM (II3Gr)

382 Your recollection is wrong.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:05 PM (Q9lwr)

Nope.
Posted by: Insomniac

Listen, he's post-law

Posted by: My Delta Name is Miklos at January 25, 2022 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

383 My recollection is that he was baited by a cob, and then banned when he snapped back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder.
----------------

Funny how shit comes down sometime.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:08 PM (SHylA)

384
Thanks for letting me share.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifo

I'm terribly sorry for your loss. Prayers

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 11:08 PM (9mPbX)

385 Biden's Deputy National Security Adviser says Americans should care about Ukraine because "borders should be inviolate...sovereignty should be respected."

If I were Putin, I'd grin and respond that all he's trying to do is restore the historic 1991 borders.

Borders should be inviolate, after all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

386 Biden's Deputy National Security Adviser says Americans should care about Ukraine because "borders should be inviolate...sovereignty should be respected."

Only we get to overthrow the Ukrainian government when we feel like it!
Posted by: The Foreign Policy Establishment! at January 25, 2022 11:06 PM (I2/tG)


Wait, does this mean OUR borders are inviolate???

Why didn't someone tell me?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3)

387 Thanks for letting me share.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (7SwmH)

Thanks for letting us know. Good folks should be honored.

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:08 PM (cPGH3)

388 Pelosi AND McConnell are apparently running for their respective leadership positions again. They're like Lovecraft's Great Old Ones, just can't get rid of them.
Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2022 11:06 PM (njExo)
---
I think I'd rather have the Great Old Ones in charge, to be honest...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 11:08 PM (K5n5d)

389 I'm with CBD. Pretty sure I was here that night.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 11:09 PM (Y+l9t)

390 Nope.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:06 PM (II3Gr)

Nonsense. You have no idea what went on behind the scenes, yet you confidently assert your knowledge.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:09 PM (Q9lwr)

391 Thanks for letting me share.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (7SwmH)

Prayers aloft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 11:09 PM (x8Wzq)

392 I think steve was trying to respond in a 'How's it going, asshole?' way. Lin-duh is not wrong, his instincts were... off. If he DID NOT want to get banned, he went about it in a horrible manner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:09 PM (f4mjo)

393 >>>Sadly, non-cheater and very outspoken conservative Kurt Schilling, who has a better resume than almost anyone to get into the Hall, also did not, because of his politics.

Clemens, Bonds and Schilling just ran out of eligibility.

Baseball News Tonight!!
Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 11:01 PM (+E0jM)

======

Two things.
1. Fine, as long you go back an revoke hof status of all cheaters.

2. The mlb knew guys were juicing and looked the other way because of ratings/profit. If it's not penalized, then it's not cheating. See Houston Astros.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 11:09 PM (cTCHW)

394 COBs are like cops. Sometimes very conversant but when they are in ticket writing mode it's, 'yes sir and no sir' or the best you get is the barrel.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:09 PM (SHylA)

395 Listen, he's post-law

I thought he was post-modern?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 11:10 PM (SchxB)

396 The Russians mistake is not bringing minors.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:10 PM (r1z5A)

397 He didn't have to be, but he was a dad to her son. He was a member of a cowboy themed shooting club. He was an interesting guy - knowledgeable about all sorts of Calif history. Rest In Peace.

Thanks for letting me share.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia


Requiescat In Pace. Ave Maria.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 11:10 PM (zWpOF)

398 Clemens, Bonds and Schilling just ran out of eligibility.


I don't think you lose eligibility, you are just removed from the ballot for the sports writers after 10 years of eligibility (5 seasons after you retire)

The veterans committee that is comprised of actual HoF inductees can then vote in people that are no longer on the annual ballot.

A lot of those guys Bonds/Sosa/McGwire/Clemens and such should be voted in by the HoF VC if they had any integrity at all. A lot of those guys profited off of the crowds that McGwire-Sosa brought back to the game after they nearly killed the fan base with the labor strike. Plus, a lot of those other HoF prolly snorted a line and popped a pill from time to time as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 11:10 PM (Rfm/k)

399 Nonsense. You have no idea what went on behind the scenes, yet you confidently assert your knowledge.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Is there a "behind the scenes" super secret blogverse?

Posted by: Miklos, who came here for the waters at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

400 @394: "... but when they are in ticket writing mode ..."

Best to stop talking as soon as you hear the pen click.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (+WWsf)

401 Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia

So sorry for your family's loss. Eternal rest grant unto him oh Lord, and may Perpetual Light shine upon him.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (mD/uy)

402 Posted by: Anonymous Guy

Prayers up!
Another good man gone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (hOUT3)

403 Nonsense. You have no idea what went on behind the scenes, yet you confidently assert your knowledge.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:09 PM (Q9lwr)

I'm not asserting anything about anything "behind the scenes" just what I saw in the comments that evening. Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (II3Gr)

404

Kat Timpf is looking utterly resplendent in red this evening...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (tHCdq)

405 Oddly, neither cocaine nor methamphetamine are DEA schedule 1 drugs; both are sched 2. OTOH, that destroyer of lives and harbinger of doom, marijuana, is. Our fe(de)ral government has been silly for a long, long, long, long time.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2022 11:12 PM (KAi1n)

406 Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia,
Condolences!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2022 11:12 PM (UUBmN)

407 PS. Don't tell my wife, please.
Posted by: Javems

Tell her what?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 11:12 PM (mD/uy)

408 Best to stop talking as soon as you hear the pen click.

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 11:12 PM (SchxB)

409 Is there a "behind the scenes" super secret blogverse?
Posted by: Miklos, who came here for the waters at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

*imagining*

Full of busty lesbian porn, shelving tips, drill manuals, messenger bag recommendations, beef jerky sous vide recipes and french toast without syrup as far as the eye can see!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (f4mjo)

410 Kat Timpf is looking utterly resplendent in red this evening...
Posted by: Zettai/i]

Cloak by Hugo Boss circa '39?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (zWpOF)

411 Hey CBD, do you add a bit of vanilla to your brown sugar simple syrup?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (mD/uy)

412 Kat Timpf is looking utterly resplendent in red this evening...
Posted by: Zettai

Can haz nice things?

Posted by: Miklos, who alos wears glasses, so obviously at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)

413 I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 11:12 PM (SchxB)

They were pulling over every car driving down that particular sidewalk that evening....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (6FeV1)

414
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (7SwmH)

Condolences. Always sucks to lose good people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (II3Gr)

415 MLB is dead to me, so their HoF is like a list of Australia's Greatest Cricket Players to me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (evAgx)

416 Is there a "behind the scenes" super secret blogverse?
Posted by: Miklos, who came here for the waters at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

yes. It looks like a wierd David Lynch vignette. lots of bronies and FBI agents shoving half sheet cake into their mouths.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

417 Fine, as long you go back an revoke hof status of all cheaters.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 11:09 PM (cTCHW)

It's a great topic and one that I would love to do a post on.

But...I think some cheating is worse than others.. are spit balls worse than steroids??

And..Pete Rose broke the most important rule in baseball, and his transgression is unforgivable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:14 PM (Q9lwr)

418 I think I'd rather have the Great Old Ones in charge, to be honest...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 11:08 PM (K5n5d)


We'd be far better off if we had a fair and reasonable Cthulhu leading the Dems!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:14 PM (hOUT3)

419 I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 11:12 PM (SchxB)

LOL! I remember who wrote that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 11:14 PM (evAgx)

420 Is there a "behind the scenes" super secret blogverse?
Posted by: Miklos, who came here for the waters at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

---------

The Green Room. And keep your mitts out of the M&Ms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (VxC1e)

421 >>>MLB is dead to me, so their HoF is like a list of Australia's Greatest Cricket Players to me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (evAgx)

=====

Can't speak to the last part, but, yes.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (cTCHW)

422 388. "I think I'd rather have the Great Old Ones in charge, to be honest... "

Oh, I'm with you.

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (njExo)

423 >>> 266 If you survive an assisted suicide, can you sue for malpractice?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 10:46 PM (6FeV1)

Only if you're vaxxinated.

Posted by: Germany at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (llON8)

424 I don't give a toss for pro sports but as far as I'm concerned, let them all roid up as much as they want. Make it a level playing field, albeit with enlarged heads and higher incidence of liver cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (II3Gr)

425 Oddly, neither cocaine nor methamphetamine are DEA schedule 1 drugs; both are sched 2. OTOH, that destroyer of lives and harbinger of doom, marijuana, is. Our fe(de)ral government has been silly for a long, long, long, long time.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2022 11:12 PM (KAi1n)

I've considered that for many years, Goth. Dunno what it is, but I'm beginning to suspect, with the latest Coof shit, that the difference is... any moron (small M) can grow weed, but it takes just a wee bit of sophistication to mfr. the others.
It's a chance for graft... I'm convinced. I'm also VERY anti- weed for motivational reasons.

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (cPGH3)

426 Full of busty lesbian porn, shelving tips, drill manuals, messenger bag recommendations, beef jerky sous vide recipes and french toast without syrup as far as the eye can see!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:13 PM (f4mjo)

It's actually just five thousand open tabs of nutshot videos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (6FeV1)

427 418 I think I'd rather have the Great Old Ones in charge, to be honest...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2022 11:08 PM (K5n5d)

Why settle for the lesser evil?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:16 PM (II3Gr)

428 I noticed that the replacement governor in NY has the same weird eyebrows as Pelosi. Are eyebrows in the middle of one's forehead a new trend?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 11:16 PM (Y+l9t)

429 I have questions about this whole get banned thing but I'll save them for a Saturday night when I can stay up late and engage.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 10:37 PM (7SwmH)

He pitched a fit, and was very abusive to MisHum, and to several of the Horde here.

Posted by: zombie Jack Webb at January 25, 2022 11:16 PM (P3gRi)

430 We'd be far better off if we had a fair and reasonable Cthulhu leading the Dems!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Cthulhu does horrible things, but to be fair, so does Trump.

Posted by: Cap'n Ed Morrissey (Not Morrissey the singer who has been red-pilled) at January 25, 2022 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

431 Is there a "behind the scenes" super secret blogverse?

Posted by: Miklos, who came here for the waters at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

Of course! How else do you think we watch the shower-cams?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:17 PM (Q9lwr)

432 >>>It's a great topic and one that I would love to do a post on.

But...I think some cheating is worse than others.. are spit balls worse than steroids??

And..Pete Rose broke the most important rule in baseball, and his transgression is unforgivable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:14 PM (Q9lwr)

======

Yep. Rose is one I can't defend. Which is tough, because he and johnny bench were players I idolized as a kid.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 11:17 PM (cTCHW)

433
It's actually just five thousand open tabs of nutshot videos.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (6FeV1)

Also known as "America's Funniest Home Videos"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:17 PM (II3Gr)

434 He pitched a fit, and was very abusive to MisHum, and to several of the Horde here.
Posted by: zombie Jack Webb at January 25, 2022 11:16 PM (P3gRi)

Nice sock for that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:17 PM (f4mjo)

435 Which people should a Communist propaganda organ with a vestigial sports league hanging from it's ass like a skin tag be honoring?

Can't say I'm tied in knots about it, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (Cf/uA)

436 Hey CBD, do you add a bit of vanilla to your brown sugar simple syrup?
Posted by: Tonypete


No.

He adds maple tree stem cells.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (zWpOF)

437
And..Pete Rose broke the most important rule in baseball, and his transgression is unforgivable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:14 PM (Q9lwr)

John Gruden got fired this year for breaking the most important rule in Football - he said Roger Goodell was a fag, and his shit was all fucked up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (evAgx)

438 "The steroid/drug users Olympics." SNL, where the weight lifter pulls his arms out of the sockets.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (r1z5A)

439 Saw back and forth the night before and it was unforgiving unfair advantage.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (SHylA)

440

The one named 'Cthulhu' taught me how to HTML here...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (vviSr)

441 Of course! How else do you think we watch the shower-cams?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The lawyers ain't cheap

Posted by: Chuck berry at January 25, 2022 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

442 any moron (small M) can grow weed, but it takes just a wee bit of sophistication to mfr. the others.
It's a chance for graft... I'm convinced. I'm also VERY anti- weed for motivational reasons.
Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (cPGH3)


Come on man, this is the United States, we betters would not never abuse the legal system to perpetuate graft...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:19 PM (hOUT3)

443 A HoF without the sports' all-time home run hitter and all-time hits leader is absurd.

You want Pete Rose to be punished, put him in the HoF and in his are note that he bet on baseball and that it tarnished his accomplishments.

Put Barry Bonds in and put a bronze syringe on his plaque.

But to pretend those guys aren't famous and all time greats is stupid.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 11:19 PM (Rfm/k)

444 @428: "Are eyebrows in the middle of one's forehead a new trend?"

Long term face stretching results unintended consequences.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:19 PM (+WWsf)

445 The one named 'Cthulhu' taught me how to HTML here...
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (vviSr)

If'n we're so smart, why can't SPY teach me how to trade the yoyos?

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:19 PM (cPGH3)

446 I noticed that the replacement governor in NY has the same weird eyebrows as Pelosi. Are eyebrows in the middle of one's forehead a new trend?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 11:16 PM (Y+l9t)

Where else would they be?

Posted by: Sheldon Plankton at January 25, 2022 11:20 PM (7bRMQ)

447 Saw back and forth the night before and it was unforgiving unfair advantage.

And it wasn't just the night before.

Posted by: dog boner at January 25, 2022 11:20 PM (KFhLj)

448 I take pride in the fact that I have not seen a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at January 25, 2022 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

The early ones were pretty entertaining, with lots of sly humor, and the cheesiest SFX, which were entertaining because they were so cheesy.

Posted by: zombie Jack Webb at January 25, 2022 11:20 PM (P3gRi)

449 And wastes 15 gallons of water to make sure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2022 11:20 PM (zWpOF)

450 431 Is there a "behind the scenes" super secret blogverse?

Posted by: Miklos, who came here for the waters at January 25, 2022 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

Of course! How else do you think we watch the shower-cams?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:17 PM (Q9lwr)

I'd rather not known that.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:20 PM (SHylA)

451 Oh, and shrunken balls. Can't forget the shrunken balls side effect. Which is kinda ironic considering...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:20 PM (II3Gr)

452 get off me, canine erection

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 11:21 PM (KFhLj)

453 439 Saw back and forth the night before and it was unforgiving unfair advantage.
Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (SHylA)

See, I missed a lot of nights that week. Just saw the final play.

I have said before, wrangling people is not always as much fun as it looks like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:21 PM (f4mjo)

454 The one named 'Cthulhu' taught me how to HTML here...
Posted by: Zettai

Horrific Threatening Monster Language?

Posted by: or the "M" could be for "Miklos" at January 25, 2022 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

455 Which is kinda ironic considering...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:20 PM (II3Gr)

It's adding injury to insult.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:21 PM (6FeV1)

456 BREAKING: Biden considering a national address on Ukraine 'crisis'

Head for the bomb shelters!

I hear Southern Oregon is nice this time of year...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 11:21 PM (I2/tG)

457 >>>I don't give a toss for pro sports but as far as I'm concerned, let them all roid up as much as they want. Make it a level playing field, albeit with enlarged heads and higher incidence of liver cancer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:15 PM (II3Gr)

======

My nephew played colleges ball with a kid in college, about 5 years ago. He threw around 89 his junior year. Got drafted, and has made the September call ups the last two years. Throws 96 now. Wonder how that happened.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 11:22 PM (cTCHW)

458 440 The one named 'Cthulhu' taught me how to HTML here...
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (vviSr)
----------------

Really thought he would come back.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:22 PM (SHylA)

459 I have said before, wrangling people is not always as much fun as it looks like.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:21 PM (f4mjo)

I've been a doorman for a dive bar. You get some wild stories, but it's no way to make a living.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:22 PM (6FeV1)

460 Head for the bomb shelters!

I hear Southern Oregon is nice this time of year...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 11:21 PM (I2/tG)

Dresden, Mo is just outside the blast zone, I hear...

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:22 PM (cPGH3)

461 Karen Gillan says hello in that way that only she can:

https://tinyurl.com/Be-Still-Me-Heart

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 11:22 PM (+E0jM)

462 Oh, and shrunken balls. Can't forget the shrunken balls side effect. Which is kinda ironic considering...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw.

Glare

Whippersnapper

Posted by: Old Man Balls at January 25, 2022 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

463 445. "The one named 'Cthulhu' taught me how to HTML here..."
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (vviSr)

Well, I wish I'd run into him; I have no idea how to do HTML code here. I know how on Blogger, but not this platform.

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2022 11:23 PM (njExo)

464 Howdy Hordelings. Just stopping by to say hello and again say THANK YOU for all of the love and support from the Horde. As I mentioned this morning, my boys and I are still being well surrounded by loving family and friends. We have a lot to take care of this week, then I'll be on a short trip to Florida with my son this weekend.

Anyone in the Tampa - Orlando corridor who might be available for breakfast / coffee in Lakeland on Saturday morning, please drop me an email (link in my nic). I'll have a few hours to kill while my son is doing a grad school interview.

Anyone else who feels like shooting me an email, please feel free. It might take me a while to reply, but I'd love to hear from you.

Much love to the Horde!

Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2022 11:23 PM (mZUr4)

465 The early ones were pretty entertaining, with lots of sly humor, and the cheesiest SFX, which were entertaining because they were so cheesy.

Posted by: zombie Jack Webb at January 25, 2022 11:20 PM (P3gRi)

IIRC, it was marketed as a children's show in the beginning.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)

466 Wonder how that happened.
Posted by: Turn Two

Technique. It's all technique.
(Ahem)

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:23 PM (cPGH3)

467 Tonypete...Refresh my memory.

Were we talking about bourbon Maple Syrup also?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:23 PM (Q9lwr)

468 If I were Putin, and I was dead set on rolling out the tanks, then I'd do at the exact moment Biden said "my fellow Americans" at the beginning of his national address.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (+WWsf)

469 456 BREAKING: Biden considering a national address on Ukraine 'crisis'

Head for the bomb shelters!

I hear Southern Oregon is nice this time of year...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 11:21 PM (I2/tG)

What is this, a scene straight out of a fucking Kubrick movie? We have to watch this fucking doll like homunculus stammer and vacant eyed stare at us while telling us he is tough and will show those bananas foster whose boss!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (f4mjo)

470 I hear Southern Oregon is nice this time of year...
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Lucky you, all we got is La Push.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A)

471 Posted by: Doof at January 25, 2022 11:23 PM (mZUr4)

.....

Glad to hear things are going okay .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (Rfm/k)

472 I have said before, wrangling people is not always as much fun as it looks like.

Oh, the COBs have a shit job. No doubt about it. Writing for a bunch of disagreeable cusses who like to drink and start fights over trivialities.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (KFhLj)

473 It'd render the whole speech worthwhile in an instant and leave Biden looking weaker and more ineffective than ever before.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (+WWsf)

474 Dresden, Mo is just outside the blast zone, I hear...

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:22 PM (cPGH3)

Dresden? Never heard of it!

Posted by: USAAF at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (7bRMQ)

475 "any moron (small M) can grow weed"

Yeah, *technically* it's marijuana. I know, because I've tried, but unless you know what you're doing and get some practice in, you can't give the result away. I have a friend who knows what he's doing and it's pretty good, but even then, you really do need some sophistication to grow primo dank.

As for amotivation, that is not remotely a universal result at all. I get quite motivated when I'm stoned (though I haven't been in almost 6 weeks) -- I read non-fiction, research legal issues I'm interested in, practice guitar and keyboards. People who are naturally motivated aren't going to magically become couch potatoes because they're high on THC. Might as well make similar claims about alcohol.

Besides, it's not that I support legalization of pot; I support legalization of pot *for me*.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (KAi1n)

476 *worthless

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (+WWsf)

477 I can't figure why Gruden apologized. He had to know it was over... The Karen Kancellation Krew came for him on Twitter, and the NFL is another Commie agitprop outfit with a vestigial sports league attached to it.

He should've just said "Is Goodell denying he's a fag? Because everyone knows he's a fag. I saw him making out with Chris Collinsworth."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 25, 2022 11:25 PM (Cf/uA)

478 Um, what did I just walk into?

Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 11:25 PM (qpolg)

479 >>>played colleges ball with a kid in college

=====

Well, I see the bourbon is kicking in.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 11:25 PM (cTCHW)

480 Hookers , cocaine and pig hearts.

That's my kinda ONT.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 25, 2022 11:25 PM (Jzz++)

481 The one named 'Cthulhu' taught me how to HTML here...
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:18 PM (vviSr)
----------------

Really thought he would come back.


If not for being permanently banned, he probably would have been.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 25, 2022 11:25 PM (SchxB)

482 I've been a doorman for a dive bar. You get some wild stories, but it's no way to make a living.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

And the very drunk leftovers at closing time.

Posted by: Miklos has stories, but doesn't remember enough to regret much at January 25, 2022 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

483 Dresden, Mo is just outside the blast zone, I hear...

Unfortunately, Klamath Falls, Oregon is where they train F-15 pilots (lots and lots of space to train in Southern Oregon and Northern Nevada). Not sure if doing that gets K-Falls put on the target list.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 11:26 PM (I2/tG)

484 456. "BREAKING: Biden considering a national address on Ukraine 'crisis'".

Joey Flan Brain: "C'mon, man! We're not going to let that stupid son a bitch Pudding take over Uranus, now, are we?"

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2022 11:26 PM (njExo)

485 468 If I were Putin, and I was dead set on rolling out the tanks, then I'd do at the exact moment Biden said "my fellow Americans" at the beginning of his national address.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (+WWsf)

My read is more that he is doing it because Putin was just doing a lot of this for show, without any intention of actually committing. This way Biden can look super tough without threat of actually having to do anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:26 PM (f4mjo)

486 Multiple crises happening, inflation, Ukraine, open border, mandates so Biden went out for,an ice cream cone. Nothing else on his schedule today.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 11:27 PM (Y+l9t)

487 Oh, the COBs have a shit job. No doubt about it. Writing for a bunch of disagreeable cusses who like to drink and start fights over trivialities.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Heard the dental plan makes it all worth while.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)

488 461 Karen Gillan says hello in that way that only she can:

https://tinyurl.com/Be-Still-Me-Heart
Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 11:22 PM (+E0jM)
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But can she sing?

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:27 PM (SHylA)

489 Multiple crises happening, inflation, Ukraine, open border, mandates so Biden went out for,an ice cream cone. Nothing else on his schedule today.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


Only that pants shitting idiot could put me off ice cream.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:28 PM (r1z5A)

490 Steve went from schedule 2 to schedule 1 because he couldn't chill TF out.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2022 11:28 PM (KAi1n)

491 So can someone tell me this monkey plague story is a joke?

Someone is transporting plague monkeys, gets in an accident, and when someone stops to help he tells her he has cats in his truck so...she decides to pet them and gets bitten by a plague monkey?

No one is this dumb. No one.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 11:29 PM (ESjRY)

492 Style tags here are not HTML. Posts are CDATA, which is parsed separately from the main HTML of the page itself.

The tags are similar to old school pre-css HTML tags for formatting, but you use square brackets instead of angle brackets.

i - italics
b - bold
s - strikethrough

First tag is just the letter between square brackets. Second tag is a / plus the letter. Anything between the two tags gets that format. And if you screw up the second tag, it never closes and you format every damn thing after the first tag. And the barrel gets fed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:29 PM (6FeV1)

493 482 I've been a doorman for a dive bar. You get some wild stories, but it's no way to make a living.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
---------------

A good bouncer is a work of art.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:29 PM (SHylA)

494 Dresden, Mo is just outside the blast zone, I hear...
Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:22 PM (cPGH3)

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Oh really.

Posted by: Arthur "Bomber" Harris at January 25, 2022 11:29 PM (VxC1e)

495 I take pride in the fact that I have not seen a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Not even Tommy or Quadrophenia?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 25, 2022 11:30 PM (OssQ4)

496 {{{{Sharon}}}} Miss you so much!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 25, 2022 11:30 PM (/UQ/R)

497 But to pretend those guys aren't famous and all time greats is stupid.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 11:19 PM (Rfm/k)

Nobody is pretending Bonds or Rose were not famous or good, what they are denying is that they are Hall of Fame material.

One cheated to be "great," which means he wasn't, and the other one bet on games he was managing, which means he was a cheater too.

"Great" does not include cheaters. QED

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 25, 2022 11:30 PM (eKvjl)

498 Besides, it's not that I support legalization of pot; I support legalization of pot *for me*.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 25, 2022 11:24 PM (KAi1n)

I quit smoking in 1975. Because no one I hung out with was thinking of their future. 3 or 4 years later, I got an invitation to a wedding... they were gonna get married, and were living in her Mom's basement.
Honestly. Occasional use folks were OK. Folks who smoked before school, before jobs, etc., were not going anywhere.
I don't object to it. I object to my kids doing it, and my grandkids doing it.

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:30 PM (cPGH3)

499 Yep, got the attempted scam today. Call saying my cell phone account had a $1200.00 purchase made to it about 2000 miles away from where I live. Not from a toll free number but my area code. Hung up on the asshole. Did call my cell phone company just in case. Scam confirmed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 11:30 PM (2NHgQ)

500 My read is more that he is doing it because Putin was just doing a lot of this for show, without any intention of actually committing. This way Biden can look super tough without threat of actually having to do anything.

We can threaten Serbia without consequences. It will help our domestic politics.

Posted by: Austria-Hungary! at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (I2/tG)

501 491 So can someone tell me this monkey plague story is a joke?

Someone is transporting plague monkeys, gets in an accident, and when someone stops to help he tells her he has cats in his truck so...she decides to pet them and gets bitten by a plague monkey?

No one is this dumb. No one.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 11:29

Doesn't this sound like an end of the world movie plot?
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but an infected monkey bite?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (9mPbX)

502 I'm tired. I have no ideas. I do nothing. Maybe if I got a cat I could have a focus. Who knows. Not sure why I'm posting here, except you're the closest thing I have to a family and I love you all.

Goodnight, folks, and God love you all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (m0zqP)

503

Karen Gillan shore is purty...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (vviSr)

504 I've been reading the story of Szilveszter Csollany, "vaccine" "skeptic". He was forced to get the clot shot, got COVID right after that and died.

The FNM take away? HAHA he shouldn't have been a skeptic now should he?

The real take away? The clot shot will do f*ck all in saving you from COVID.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (ESjRY)

505 486 Multiple crises happening, inflation, Ukraine, open border, mandates so Biden went out for,an ice cream cone. Nothing else on his schedule today.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 11:27 PM (Y+l9t)

Didn't he also go to some snooty boutique store while he was at it? Very presidential. Truly a serious man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (II3Gr)

506 Doof, glad to hear you're rallying with the boys. Hug 'em close, sir. *and* Do check your email? There's a note in there for you with a Tracking Number for a FedEx Ground shipment which is headed your way.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (QzJWU)

507 This way Biden can look super tough without threat of actually having to do anything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Biden and Putin have a good deal going.

Higher oil and gas prices

Win-win

Posted by: Geostartegic Miklos at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

508 First tag is just the letter between square brackets. Second tag is a / plus the letter. Anything between the two tags gets that format. And if you screw up the second tag, it never closes and you format every damn thing after the first tag. And the barrel gets fed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:29 PM (6FeV1)

Dang it! I knew I did something wrong on the book thread!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (7bRMQ)

509 Karen Gillian in Jumanji is one of the most beautiful women I think I've ever seen.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 11:32 PM (ESjRY)

510 And the barrel gets fed.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:29 PM (6FeV1)


Yum!~

Posted by: The Barrel at January 25, 2022 11:32 PM (hOUT3)

511 >>>461 Karen Gillan says hello in that way that only she can:

https://tinyurl.com/Be-Still-Me-Heart
Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 11:22 PM (+E0jM)

======

*considers mentioning something something about Karen Gillan and thefappening. Decides to refill glass instead*

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 11:32 PM (cTCHW)

512 431 ...you watch me on a shower cam? No way you get enough pay for the cruel an inhumane experience that is.

Posted by: Bete at January 25, 2022 11:32 PM (Ojki1)

513 We can threaten Serbia without consequences. It will help our domestic politics.
Posted by: Austria-Hungary!

Right-o, mates!

Posted by: Australia at January 25, 2022 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)

514 Unfortunately, Klamath Falls, Oregon is where they train F-15 pilots (lots and lots of space to train in Southern Oregon and Northern Nevada). Not sure if doing that gets K-Falls put on the target list.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 25, 2022 11:26 PM (I2/tG)

Dresden is about 30 miles from Knob Knoster... B1 base.

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:33 PM (cPGH3)

515 493 482 I've been a doorman for a dive bar. You get some wild stories, but it's no way to make a living.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
---------------

A good bouncer is a work of art.

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:29 PM (SHylA)

Part negotiator, part diplomat, part head-thumper.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:33 PM (II3Gr)

516 Only that pants shitting idiot could put me off ice cream.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:28 PM (r1z5A)

It's not the ice cream's fault, and you can bet it is just as upset as you are.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 25, 2022 11:33 PM (eKvjl)

517 Thanks for letting me share.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 25, 2022 11:04 PM (7SwmH)

Condolences on the loss of a valued family member.

Posted by: zombie Jack Webb at January 25, 2022 11:34 PM (P3gRi)

518 I object to my kids doing it, and my grandkids doing it.
Posted by: MkY

I thought "doing it" is how you get kids and grandkids

Posted by: Cabbage Patch Miklos at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

519 Karen Gillian was in some stupid movie where she gets naked.

I mean, she is naked, but the movie was dumb enough that you might get brain damage if you watch it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (ESjRY)

520 Damn...Charlie Brown committed suicide.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (m0zqP)

521 I have it in good authority that Dresden MO has no military value as a target whatsoever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (VxC1e)

522 Plus, a lot of those other HoF prolly snorted a line and popped a pill from time to time as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger


You are correct about the veterans committee being able to vote folks in.

I have mixed feelings about the cheaters. A lot of players did cheat. Then MLB said no more, started testing secretly to see if they really should put in place a mandatory system of testing and punishment for popping positive.

A lot of players who previously juiced then stopped and never did again, and still had great, Hall-worthy careers. Some, though, just kept cheating because they couldn't play without doing so. Those folks shouldn't be in the Hall.

And then there is The Pete Rose Question.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (+E0jM)

523 Heard the dental plan makes it all worth while.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)


Next time you meet a COB, ask him to smile for you, but you better have sunglasses on!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3)

524 Apropos of nothing, wasn't "Unite the Right" the fakest fake fake fakey name of anything you've ever fake heard?

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (dscaa)

525 Oops...B2
]Ehatever the fuck that bat wing thing is, that we saw for ever, and we were told we weren't seeing.

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (cPGH3)

526 @508: "... if you screw up the second tag, it never closes ..."

Or does it?!

*taps his nose*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (+WWsf)

527 521 I have it in good authority that Dresden MO has no military value as a target whatsoever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (VxC1e)

So...no firebombing?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:36 PM (II3Gr)

528 Didn't he also go to some snooty boutique store while he was at it? Very presidential. Truly a serious man.

Insom, do you think he had to show his vaxx passport? It is DC after all.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 11:36 PM (Y+l9t)

529
There's a guy I know around here who works for a regional fast food chain. Think Cajun chicken. Supply chain problems are getting worse. They are having to ration supplies to the various stores, as they can't keep all of them fully stocked with what they each need.

One store didn't get any gallon tea jugs -- so no gallon of tea with a big order.

And the shit they are getting -- well, they're having to source some off-brand, lower quality stuff. I've noticed that all around, actually, the little containers they put hamburgers and hot dogs have changed and some of them are pretty shitty.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)

530 Someone mentioned Aretha a while back. Always reminds me of this, "Spooner Helps Aretha Hit Her Groove", from "Muscle Shoals". >https://tinyurl.com/yc47v6kd

Worth watching if you like soul. Give me goose bumps.

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2022 11:36 PM (AmoqO)

531 Warai-otoko: Many thanks! I think that's what I used to us in the comments section of Tim Blair's old blog.

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (njExo)

532 520 Damn...Charlie Brown committed suicide.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (m0zqP)

Da fuq?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (eKvjl)

533 Or does it?!

*taps his nose*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (+WWsf)

Hey, I'm not gonna give away ALL the secrets, here!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (6FeV1)

534 I thought "doing it" is how you get kids and grandkids
Posted by: Cabbage Patch Miklos at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

let me clarify... no, let me summarize...

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (cPGH3)

535 I'm with CBD. Pretty sure I was here that night.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 11:09 PM (Y+l9t)

I know I was here. Wasn't that long ago. CBD is right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (P3gRi)

536 522 Plus, a lot of those other HoF prolly snorted a line and popped a pill from time to time as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Baseball players were historically notorious substance abusers, IIRC, though maybe not PEDs per se like we think of them today.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (II3Gr)

537 Apropos of nothing, wasn't "Unite the Right" the fakest fake fake fakey name of anything you've ever fake heard?

The former Obama campaign guy that ran it basically disappeared after that. The left runs exercises in finding guys like him and getting them cancelled. But him? They left him alone shortly after he was identified.

Why? Well...the reasons seem pretty obvious don't they?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (ESjRY)

538 Condolences to you n' your wife's family, Anonymous Guy.

Like Ace said. Don't no more of you be leavin' here now, ok?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 25, 2022 11:38 PM (QzJWU)

539 And the shit they are getting -- well, they're having to source some off-brand, lower quality stuff. I've noticed that all around, actually, the little containers they put hamburgers and hot dogs have changed and some of them are pretty shitty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)

are you suggesting that they might be serving "Chicken" instead of "REAL Chicken"?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 11:38 PM (evAgx)

540 nsom, do you think he had to show his vaxx passport? It is DC after all.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 11:36 PM (Y+l9t)

Not even if it was otherwise required. Two Americas, ya know.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:38 PM (II3Gr)

541 Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 25, 2022 11:30 PM (eKvjl)

I can appreciate that.

But they should change the name to the Hall of Good Sportsmanship.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 11:38 PM (Rfm/k)

542 >>>thought "doing it" is how you get kids and grandkids
Posted by: Cabbage Patch Miklos at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

let me clarify... no, let me summarize...
Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (cPGH3)

======

Esplain, clarify. Eh, I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 11:39 PM (cTCHW)

543 That mental retard will not ruin my ice cream. He can to fk himself.

Posted by: Infidel at January 25, 2022 11:39 PM (qpolg)

544 Supply chain problems are getting worse. They are having to ration supplies to the various stores

If Brandon doesn't fix this stuff soon, he might not make it to 2024, and I don't mean him catching Wu Flu or being 25th Amendmented.

The elite running this country is playing with fire right now.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 11:39 PM (ESjRY)

545 I have it in good authority that Dresden MO has no military value as a target whatsoever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (VxC1e)

So...no firebombing?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder.


So they won't suspect a thing eh?

Posted by: Winston at January 25, 2022 11:40 PM (r1z5A)

546 some of them are pretty shitty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)


You peasants have far too many choices,so we are really making life easier for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:40 PM (hOUT3)

547 Were we talking about bourbon Maple Syrup also?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yes! side note - I scored some Rittenhouse Rye to try out.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 11:41 PM (mD/uy)

548 Baseball players were historically notorious substance abusers, IIRC, though maybe not PEDs per se like we think of them today.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (II3Gr)

Darrel Porter, Royals catcher in the '85 WS said he was drunk most games. Got traded and never did much after that.
Go figger. Youth overcomes all.

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:41 PM (cPGH3)

549 Nice sock for that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 25, 2022 11:17 PM (f4mjo)

Oops! That was me. Sock off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 11:41 PM (P3gRi)

550 Shouldn't he be eating Beyond Ice Cream or aome other hippy shit?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 11:41 PM (KFhLj)

551 "The Supply Chain Crisis"

Like it just fell out of the fucking sky from the break of a shit stork.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:42 PM (6FeV1)

552 The 1970s Oakland As were zooted on speed the entire first half of the decade.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 11:42 PM (Rfm/k)

553 Esplain, clarify. Eh, I've heard it both ways.
Posted by: Turn Two

Heh

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:42 PM (cPGH3)

554 But...I think some cheating is worse than others.. are spit balls worse than steroids??

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2022 11:14 PM (Q9lwr)

++++

heh. Spitballs are like a pass interference penalty in football. It is part of the game with a defined penalty if you get caught.

Steroids are cheating like putting a listening device in the other side's locker room is cheating. Cheating for real.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2022 11:42 PM (hVqGz)

555 Hey, Doof. I was so sorry to hear of your loss and have been praying for you and yours. I'm glad you are all hanging in there. God bless you, Brother.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 11:42 PM (+E0jM)

556 *beak

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:42 PM (6FeV1)

557 Great mystery click song. Thanks.

Posted by: 496 at January 25, 2022 11:43 PM (U1eOr)

558 532 520 Damn...Charlie Brown committed suicide.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 25, 2022 11:35 PM (m0zqP)

Da fuq?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (eKvjl)

had to look it up - the voice actor, apparently a history of mental illness and substance abuse. Sad. Fans take comfort in the knowledge that his Dildo lives on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 11:43 PM (evAgx)

559 An Insty link just sent me to Huffpo. Be better Insty, be better. Have to clear my browsing history now.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 11:43 PM (2NHgQ)

560 Damn...Charlie Brown committed suicide.

I wanted to re-learn to play the piano, just so I could play that Charlie Brown Christmas song. I go hung up on a lot.

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:44 PM (cPGH3)

561 >>Beyond Ice Cream or aome other hippy shit?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 25, 2022 11:41 PM (KFhLj)

McConnell's Ice Cream.

$10.99/pint.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 11:45 PM (x8kT3)

562 559 An Insty link just sent me to Huffpo. Be better Insty, be better. Have to clear my browsing history now.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 11:43 PM (2NHgQ)

I suggest wiping the entire hard drive and getting an exorcism.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:45 PM (II3Gr)

563 Dear Don Lemon,

I'm sorry to hear about your friend.

Having - ahem - a compromised immune system is a major co-morbidity when it comes to death by COVID.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 25, 2022 11:45 PM (2RBkF)

564 hear Southern Oregon is nice this time of year...
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Lucky you, all we got is La Push.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 202

We used to go camping there. It was always pretty wet IIRC.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2022 11:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

565
Miley and I ate dinner at one of the restaurants in Simpsonville. Note fast food, or diner, but restaurant restaurant. Local place, been here for decades.

They're getting stingy with everything. We got one roll and one piece of corn bread. Normally, they'd give two or three a piece.

Then, when we need a doggy bag container, the waiter brought out this dinky thing. Miley asked him for the bigger one. He brought one out, but they are obviously trying to conserve on that sort of thing.

And that's what my chicken buddy is telling me -- that sort of stuff is getting scarce.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 11:45 PM (Mzdiz)

566 Shouldn't he be eating Beyond Ice Cream or aome other hippy shit?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Ben and fucking Jerrys...it's apropos.

Posted by: Winston at January 25, 2022 11:45 PM (r1z5A)

567 Steve was an insecure guy with no self awareness, craving any type of approval . I actually felt sorry for him but that lack of self awareness was always going to prevent him getting better.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 11:46 PM (sUMfc)

568

We're well on our way to making our ACEPLAN quota this evening, again!

Kids! Can you say 'Extra 50mL vodka ration for everyone!'?

I knew you could...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:46 PM (/fjf1)

569 @550: "Shouldn't he be eating Beyond Ice Cream or aome other hippy shit?"

"Carbon negative" ice cream is a thing now. For those who think Ben & Jerry's pints aren't expensive or political enough, I guess.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:46 PM (+WWsf)

570 >>>Helps Aretha Hit Her Groove", from "Muscle Shoals". >https://tinyurl.com/yc47v6kd

Worth watching if you like soul. Give me goose bumps.
Posted by: Javems
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Nice

Posted by: Braenyard saying, welcome to the new Cold War at January 25, 2022 11:46 PM (SHylA)

571 Da fuq?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 25, 2022 11:37 PM (eKvjl)

had to look it up - the voice actor, apparently a history of mental illness and substance abuse. Sad. Fans take comfort in the knowledge that his Dildo lives on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 11:43 PM (evAgx)

Clearly anyone who went through what Charlie went through as a child, would have mental problems. Hell, just the Lucy Football thing would be enough for therapy.

Posted by: Nevada at January 25, 2022 11:47 PM (oHd/0)

572
And the shit they are getting -- well, they're having to source some off-brand, lower quality stuff. I've noticed that all around, actually, the little containers they put hamburgers and hot dogs have changed and some of them are pretty shitty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

We can't find truck drivers. My husband told me he went to the truck driving school and when he got here our friend that owns a trucking company was doing the same thing. My husband told the owner he would pay a bonus and pay for the driver school if they stay with us for a certain time period.
Things are bad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 11:47 PM (9mPbX)

573 Kids! Can you say 'Extra 50mL vodka ration for everyone!'?

I knew you could...
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:46 PM (/fjf1)

Increased from 100ml to 50ml?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:47 PM (II3Gr)

574 Kids! Can you say 'Extra 50mL vodka ration for everyone!'?

I knew you could...
Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:46 PM (/fjf1)

It's up from 100? Hooray!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:47 PM (6FeV1)

575 >>And that's what my chicken buddy is telling me -- that sort of stuff is getting scarce.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 11:45 PM (Mzdiz)

Let them eat cake.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 11:47 PM (x8kT3)

576 We used to go camping there. It was always pretty wet IIRC.
Posted by: LASue


Yes, and a lot, and sideways, and cold.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:47 PM (r1z5A)

577 Karen Gillan in Jumanji is one of the most beautiful women I think I've ever seen.

Posted by: 18-1




Indeed.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 11:47 PM (+E0jM)

578 The real take away? The clot shot will do f*ck all in saving you from COVID.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 11:31 PM (ESjRY)

My takeaway? They intentionally gave him a "hot" shot to shut him up. They call that murder, folks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2022 11:48 PM (P3gRi)

579 McConnell's Ice Cream.

$10.99/pint.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 11:45 PM (x8kT3)


Better buy it tonight...
Tomorrow it will be $11.99

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:48 PM (hOUT3)

580 I suggest wiping the entire hard drive and getting an exorcism.
Posted by: Insomniac
__

lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 11:49 PM (RU4sa)

581 The best part of the HuffPo story?

The author tells you how stupid and crazy her brother is before talking about how her being a Libra means that she feels the need to seek balance.

Maybe she should compare notes with the other HuffPo writer that joined the Church of Satan because she was mad at Trump? Maybe the two of them could have a serious sit down with the brother to make sure he doesn't believe crazy things any more?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 25, 2022 11:49 PM (ESjRY)

582 Best Baseball drug story was Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis, who in 1970 pitched a no hitter while he was tripping on acid. He said later that he didn't even realize he had a no hitter going until the 9th inning, when his catcher walked out to the mound and said "hey only two more guys left to get out, and you got it!" He was like "what? Really?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2022 11:49 PM (evAgx)

583 Things are bad.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 11:47 PM (9mPbX)

Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:49 PM (II3Gr)

584 We can't find truck drivers. My husband told me he went to the truck driving school and when he got here our friend that owns a trucking company was doing the same thing. My husband told the owner he would pay a bonus and pay for the driver school if they stay with us for a certain time period.
Things are bad.
Posted by: CaliGirl

#4 son works in management for a national fleet carrier. They are down approximately 1500 drivers below what they need. Can't hire enough qualified guys for love or money.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 11:49 PM (mD/uy)

585 217 You left off Mike Obama holding up a sign.
Posted by: nerdygirl

"#ExcuseMeWhileIWhipThisOut"

*duckface*
Posted by: Warai-otoko
----------
OK, you two owe my a fresh cup of coffee

*reaches for paper towel to clean up laptop*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 25, 2022 11:50 PM (+ldAm)

586 18-1, you got that far in the article. Credit where credit is due, you have a strong stomach.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 25, 2022 11:50 PM (2NHgQ)

587 Guys like Sosa and Palmeiro and Bonds never even won a championship. I think McGwire might have won one after his bulk-up in St. Louis.

If these guys "cheated", the only thing they cheated was the statistical records. Records which have been artificially changed contextually with lowering the mounds, using juiced baseballs, using dead baseballs, introducing DH rules, extending the number of games in the season, changing the strike zone, etc.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 25, 2022 11:50 PM (Rfm/k)

588 My prediction is that Xi is going to make his military play for Taiwan during the ChiCom Winter Olympics in early Feb, and that will be coordinated with Putin's Uke grab.

Xi's thugs will snatch all the Olympic athletes and threaten to slaughter them all if anyone responds.

Our press and politicians are so completely bought by China, as are most western countries' pols and press, we won't dare oppose either China or Russia.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 25, 2022 11:51 PM (+E0jM)

589 Carbon negative" ice cream is a thing now. For those who think Ben & Jerry's pints aren't expensive or political enough, I guess.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:46 PM (+WWsf)

They just crumble some charcoal in there and say fukkit.

"Outta Anthra-sight". Whatever, just shit it out and send the check.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 25, 2022 11:51 PM (6FeV1)

590 #4 son works in management for a national fleet carrier. They are down approximately 1500 drivers below what they need. Can't hire enough qualified guys for love or money.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 11:49 PM (mD/uy)


Vax and drive until you die, or

Refuse the vax and live, but on welfare, until they really get ruthless!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:51 PM (hOUT3)

591 #4 son works in management for a national fleet carrier. They are down approximately 1500 drivers below what they need. Can't hire enough qualified guys for love or money.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 11:49 PM (mD/uy)

Wrong. I have a Class A, and enough money, and i'll sell my little biz and drive.
$80,000 and no expenses ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: MkY at January 25, 2022 11:51 PM (cPGH3)

592 479 >>>played colleges ball with a kid in college
=====

Well, I see the bourbon is kicking in.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 25, 2022 11:25 PM (cTCHW)

I resemble that remafrkj!

Posted by: Javems at January 25, 2022 11:52 PM (AmoqO)

593

One wonders what, exactly, is a "chicken buddy"...

A comrade in poultry?

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:52 PM (/fjf1)

594 Maybe I should learn how to drive a truck. Would probably suit my solitary tendencies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 25, 2022 11:52 PM (II3Gr)

595 Mostly the poor people will starve, which will gut the ranks of the 'eaters.' Taxes may drop without the need to carry so many nonproductives. There will be less lower-order service-industry incompetence to tolerate. Childbearing rates will rise among the idle rich, fall among the impoverished poor. Revolution of hungry, desperate types will be crushed by well-fed, indoctrinated young men.

A new age of plenitude for the prepared and wealthy will spring afresh.

Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 11:52 PM (x8kT3)

596 Lots of Charlie Brown voice actor stories omitting the suicide part in the headline. Another example of excessively coddling everyone by default. Very smart and very serious people believe suicide is contagious and should only be discussed by carefully trained people.

https://reportingonsuicide.org

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:53 PM (+WWsf)

597 Maybe I should learn how to drive a truck. Would probably suit my solitary tendencies.
Posted by: Insomniac
___

I did it for a year after I got out of the Army in '09.

There is no way I'd do it now.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 11:54 PM (RU4sa)

598 Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.
Posted by: Insomniac

You have not returned your signed contract and waiver.

Posted by: University of Miklos Press at January 25, 2022 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

599 A new age of plenitude for the prepared and wealthy will spring afresh.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 11:52 PM (x8kT3)
Preach it brother!

Posted by: K. Marx at January 25, 2022 11:54 PM (cPGH3)

600
Re the truck driver -- chicken guy was talking about that too. As I understand it, they have some larger warehouse station where they keep all the supplies for a large area, then truck out what each store needs.

Well, the warehouse itself supply is getting sparse, hence rationing, and then they're having trouble getting enough drivers to make the delivery. Running out of commonly ordered items is becoming a problem.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 11:54 PM (Mzdiz)

601 Had to get up at 5:30 am today. I am not a morning person.
So I will say
Good Night all
Sweet Dreams

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 25, 2022 11:54 PM (Y+l9t)

602 I met Pete Rose at a fundraiser many moons ago. Short little arrogant shit sporting a white suit, wouldn't sign autographs or acknowledge anyone.

At the same fundraiser was Scott Hamilton who was very gracious, signed autographs for anyone who asked and thanked everyone for their well wishes

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 25, 2022 11:54 PM (/UQ/R)

603 Niters, sharon.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 11:54 PM (RU4sa)

604 FWIW
https://tinyurl.com/33kkp7vu

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:55 PM (hOUT3)

605 All this Karen Gillan talk and no one told me about it?

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2022 11:55 PM (dscaa)

606 Donating a kidney to a loser cheater sounds like something that I would do.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 25, 2022 11:55 PM (WKiUH)

607 Hey wds : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 11:55 PM (RU4sa)

608 One wonders what, exactly, is a "chicken buddy"

----------

He's dancin' in the chicken slacks
She's a movin' up and back
Oh man, there ain't nothin' like
Twistin' the night away

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 25, 2022 11:55 PM (VxC1e)

609 I did a search for pig heart recipes and none of them called for cocaine. Must be a supply chain problem?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 25, 2022 11:55 PM (6liew)

610 Hi Hrothgar.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 11:55 PM (RU4sa)

611 They just crumble some charcoal in there and say fukkit.

"Outta Anthra-sight". Whatever, just shit it out and send the check.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You could, like, dehydrate that shit and smoke it

Posted by: Cheech, Miklos, and Chong at January 25, 2022 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

612 Braenyard.......Chu couldn't come back

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 25, 2022 11:56 PM (/UQ/R)

613 Hey WDS!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2022 11:56 PM (mD/uy)

614 >> One wonders what, exactly, is a "chicken buddy"...

We used to play chicken a lot when we were kids.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 25, 2022 11:57 PM (Mzdiz)

615
McConnell's Ice Cream.

$10.99/pint.
Posted by: ZOD at January 25, 2022 11:45 PM (x8kT3)

That's an ice cream company in my area. They make great ice cream but they are completely woke.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 25, 2022 11:57 PM (9mPbX)

616 Karen Gillan in Jumanji is one of the most beautiful women I think I've ever seen.

Posted by: 18-1


There is one shot in particular about halfway through the movie after she beats up a dude, looks up at the camera and then turns and walks away - and the camera lingers on that walk...

Not that I've seen that shot a lot of times, but... I've seen that shot a lot of times.

Posted by: ... at January 25, 2022 11:57 PM (dscaa)

617 Those who can fix their own stuff and can get by with the basics will be ok. The rest are in for a very rude awaking.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:57 PM (r1z5A)

618 He's dancin' in the chicken slacks
She's a movin' up and back
Oh man, there ain't nothin' like
Twistin' the night away
Posted by: Cicero

Mind if we dance wif yo dates?

Posted by: Miklos at the Dexter Lake Club at January 25, 2022 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

619

Someone here knows where Cooth hangs out now.. I forget where, but recall the joint had open comments...

Posted by: Zettai at January 25, 2022 11:58 PM (/fjf1)

620 @602: "... wouldn't sign autographs ..."

Oh, he'll sign, but you gotta pay. One of the most obnoxious aspects of Rose's post-ban behavior was the very, very low-rent baseball card convention circuit. Not the big annual shows, but the ones you never hear about that are staged at random horse racetracks. He even did a few shows near Cooperstown during induction weekend celebrations just to remind people that he wasn't dead or gone yet.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 25, 2022 11:59 PM (+WWsf)

621 Those who can fix their own stuff and can get by with the basics will be ok. The rest are in for a very rude awaking.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 25, 2022 11:57 PM (r1z5A)


Those who can fix their own stuff (without parts from Chy-Nah) and can get by with the basics will be ok.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:59 PM (hOUT3)

622 High Hrothgar?

That's where the greybeards live!

Posted by: Warai-dovahkiin at January 26, 2022 12:00 AM (6FeV1)

623 604 FWIW
https://tinyurl.com/33kkp7vu
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 25, 2022 11:55 PM (hOUT3)

There's unquestionably been mass propagandizing and manipulation. It hasn't been particularly subliminal though. I think it's been open, notorious, and in our faces.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:00 AM (II3Gr)

624 Mind if we dance wif yo dates?
Posted by: Miklos

Why no! Not at all! Go ahead!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2022 12:00 AM (mD/uy)

625 Those who can fix their own stuff and can get by with the basics will be ok. The rest are in for a very rude awaking.
Posted by: Some Rat
___

*smiles*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 12:00 AM (RU4sa)

626 Pete Rose accepted a lifetime ban as part of the terms of dropping an investigation. Once the other side held up their end and dropped the investigation, he started whining and crying that he'd been banned for life and it wasn't fair.

The amount of arguments over Pete Rose, that totally ignore this paramount point, are unreal and unnecessary. It is the only fact that matters.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:00 AM (dscaa)

627 Im persevering through Ozarks season 4 and the corrupt super dem Wendy has stumbled on a Republican scheme to suppress votes thru secret voting machines. Lol.

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2022 12:00 AM (Ed8Zd)

628

Over 600 comments by 0500Z!

Posted by: Zettai at January 26, 2022 12:01 AM (/fjf1)

629 627 Im persevering through Ozarks season 4 and the corrupt super dem Wendy has stumbled on a Republican scheme to suppress votes thru secret voting machines. Lol.
Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2022 12:00 AM (Ed8Zd)

I hate her character. She's the Skyler to Bateman's Walter White.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:02 AM (II3Gr)

630 How long till the systematic looting of trucks (it's always been around on a limited basis.) goes all Union Pacific.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:02 AM (r1z5A)

631 Lawyer Thomas Renz: Miscarriages and Cancers Up 300%, Neurological Problems Up 1000% in Past Year

https://tinyurl.com/jda7ka9v

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 12:02 AM (RU4sa)

632 There's unquestionably been mass propagandizing and manipulation. It hasn't been particularly subliminal though. I think it's been open, notorious, and in our faces.

You know what would be a fun study? Take some "new" issue like the clot shot.

Compare how people that don't watch much of the FNM or infotainment view the issue versus those that do. Compare it to the political views they have of other issues.

I expect you'd find support for the clot shot is almost exactly matched by how much FNM/infotainment people watch and that this is independent of how liberal/conservative they are on other issues like abortion or "tax the rich"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2022 12:02 AM (ESjRY)

633 602: "... wouldn't sign autographs ..."

ALL diplomas from the University of Miklos are personally signed by me or one the Associate Dean 'Leens

Posted by: University of Miklos, a not-very-for-profit Eleemosynary organization at January 26, 2022 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

634 @589: "They just crumble some charcoal in there and say fukkit."

They say it "costs" two pounds of carbon dioxide to produce each pint of fancy ice cream. I suspect that's a low ball estimate that doesn't factor in the entire production chain, but worse, it completely ignores livestock methane. Kinda sad lefties feel good about scams like this.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 26, 2022 12:03 AM (+WWsf)

635 I think it's been open, notorious, and in our faces.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:00 AM (II3Gr)


Scary to think how many people haven't been capable of noticing that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:03 AM (hOUT3)

636 >>The amount of arguments over Pete Rose, that totally ignore this paramount point, are unreal and unnecessary. It is the only fact that matters.
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:00 AM (dscaa)

"We have re-evaluated your penalty, Mr. Rose. You will be inducted, as long as you agree to televised 'death by unga-bunga" one year later.

That is our final offer.

Posted by: ZOD at January 26, 2022 12:03 AM (x8kT3)

637 How long till the systematic looting of trucks (it's always been around on a limited basis.) goes all Union Pacific.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:02 AM (r1z5A)

Somehow I'm sure the name "Pinkerton" will be deemed Raaaaacist.

Posted by: Warai-dovahkiin at January 26, 2022 12:03 AM (6FeV1)

638 ..Steve was an insecure guy with no self awareness, craving any type of approval . I actually felt sorry for him but that lack of self awareness was always going to prevent him getting better. Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 25, 2022 11:46 PM (sUMfc)

Time was, I had productive conversations with Steve. Stuff I knew about, such as audio gear, stuff he knew about, such as food franchises and their offerings, and he'd forgotten more about who did what music album than I'll ever learn. But the Q questions drew the COBs ire, and the increasing frequency of jumping into the thread with the topics of his choice as his erstwhile "greeting", began to wear.

The contremps about his wished for poker tourney covered a period of about two ONTs, as well as correspondence from Ben Had to him, TRYING to cool his ardor a bit. And, any honest reading of my words to him in the YEAR preceding, were full of encouragement to MAKE a TxMoMeet, if at all possible. But, his enthusiasm for his tourney turned to anger at it's stoppage, and I'm sorry, but his "apologies" were "got it-s", and never actually apologetic.

(more) JSND

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 12:04 AM (QzJWU)

639 I hate her character. She's the Skyler to Bateman's Walter White.

She lacks Skylar's warmth. lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2022 12:04 AM (KFhLj)

640 Smirnoff is the Jack Daniel's of vodka.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2022 12:04 AM (frr40)

641 *awards self Extra Points for first use of "Eleemosynary" here in 2022*

Posted by: Miklos, credentials now New and Improved! at January 26, 2022 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)

642 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 12:02 AM (RU4sa)

{{{SMH}}} looking at real data will only confuse you and slow your acceptance of the "real" world!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:05 AM (hOUT3)

643 Hi wds, you can make your own ice cream. Not hard.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 12:05 AM (qpolg)

644 631 Lawyer Thomas Renz: Miscarriages and Cancers Up 300%, Neurological Problems Up 1000% in Past Year

https://tinyurl.com/jda7ka9v
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 12:02 AM (RU4sa)

Lawyers. Line 'em up by a ditch and shoot 'em in the head.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:06 AM (II3Gr)

645 Lawyer Thomas Renz: Miscarriages and Cancers Up 300%, Neurological Problems Up 1000% in Past Year


Was having a discussion earlier today where someone was complaining the VAERS data is worthless.

And yet every independent datapoint we have is showing massive problems showing up after the clot shot is instituted everywhere. Almost like we made people take an experimental gene therapy with completely unknown health risks.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2022 12:06 AM (ESjRY)

646 Hi SMH!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 26, 2022 12:06 AM (/UQ/R)

647 The College Swimming Coaches Association of America (CSCAA) is pressing the NCAA to add an additional slot ahead of its national championship slated for March.


******

Lia Thomas caught trying to insert Tab A into slot B.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2022 12:07 AM (m45I2)

648 "We have re-evaluated your penalty, Mr. Rose. You will be inducted, as long as you agree to televised 'death by unga-bunga" one year later.

Can the executioner be Karen Gillian?

Posted by: Pete Rose, tough negotiator at January 26, 2022 12:07 AM (ESjRY)

649 Lawyers. Line 'em up by a ditch and shoot 'em in the head.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:06 AM (II3Gr)


That Shakespeare guy was prescient!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:07 AM (hOUT3)

650 Hi wds, you can make your own ice cream. Not hard.
Posted by: Infidel

There are even, like, machines for that.

Posted by: Lil' Miklos used to turn the hand crank in Anticipation at January 26, 2022 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

651 Scary to think how many people haven't been capable of noticing that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Sanders (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:03 AM (hOUT3)

True. There is a widespread lack of critical thinking ability, and a massive bias toward conformity that contribute to that phenomenon, I think.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:08 AM (II3Gr)

652 Pig's heart in a human. And cocaine is involved. Figures.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:08 AM (V13WU)

653 463 replace comma with period.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 12:08 AM (qpolg)

654 True. There is a widespread lack of critical thinking ability, and a massive bias toward conformity that contribute to that phenomenon, I think.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:08 AM (II3Gr)

+1

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 12:09 AM (6FeV1)

655 Somehow I'm sure the name "Pinkerton" will be deemed Raaaaacist.
Posted by: Warai-dovahkiin

As was discussed on previous threads, the old railroad bulls made damn sure trangressions against railroad property were corrected on the spot and with prejudice.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:09 AM (r1z5A)

656 ...first use of "Eleemosynary" here in 2022*

Posted by: Miklos, credentials now New and Improved! at January 26, 2022 12:04 AM



+1

Posted by: Zettai at January 26, 2022 12:09 AM (lPqCT)

657 Technically if you can easily get another heart is cocaine that bad of a drug?

Posted by: The Bad Advice Moron at January 26, 2022 12:09 AM (ESjRY)

658 Lawyers. Line 'em up by a ditch and shoot 'em in the head.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:06 AM (II3Gr)

No.

Them canals ain't gonna dig themselves.

Posted by: Dignified Miklos form Canal Labour Directorate at January 26, 2022 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

659 Can the executioner be Karen Gillian?

Posted by: Pete Rose, tough negotiator at January 26, 2022 12:07 AM

Someone is unclear on the concept of unga-bunga.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 26, 2022 12:09 AM (frr40)

660 Why, yes, whiskey kicking in. Night.

Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 12:09 AM (qpolg)

661 Hey TP!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 26, 2022 12:10 AM (/UQ/R)

662 Scary to think how many people haven't been capable of noticing that!

I railed on it for a while, quite a while, until bluebell told me in a polite way I should just hush and let people do what they are gonna do vax-wise, that everyone had different perspectives.

That made sense.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 26, 2022 12:10 AM (Rfm/k)

663 Pig's heart in a human. And cocaine is involved. Figures.

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:08 AM (V13WU)

He can start a Captain Beefheart cover band.

No idea what he could call it though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 12:10 AM (6FeV1)

664 597 Maybe I should learn how to drive a truck. Would probably suit my solitary tendencies.
Posted by: Insomniac

I did it for a year after I got out of the Army in '09.

There is no way I'd do it now.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 25, 2022 11:54 PM (RU4sa)

I drove for three and worked inside for two. Never was bored. Much too old for that life now.

Posted by: Javems at January 26, 2022 12:10 AM (AmoqO)

665 Was having a discussion earlier today where someone was complaining the VAERS data is worthless.
___

This isn't VAERS data.
It's military data compiled by the DoD.

"Renz said three Department of Defense whistleblowers--Lt. Col. Theresa Long, Dr. Samuel Sigoloff, and Lt. Colonel Peter Chambers--have provided stunning inside data about vaccine injuries."

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 12:11 AM (RU4sa)

666 Finally, the one "ass-chewing" I sent his way there at the end? I think I'd posted that some 15 or 20 minutes *after* Mis Hum had swung the banhammer. Of which, I wasn't aware till after the fact.

Anti-doesn't matter described Steve well in what I'd quoted from him. And frankly, if Steve showed up at a TxMoMeet, I'd do my level best to ensure he had the best time ever, there. Misguided or whatever, doesn't equate to mean, bad or evil. He's not a bad guy, just has issues or makes decisions that don't bear good results in this life. In many ways, many here tried to help along the way. I do not CARE that he went off at me. Or even at Nurse, she's can mace him on her own.

But going off at the COBs is a recipe for failure, and ain't in the Moron Cookbook.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 12:11 AM (QzJWU)

667
Renz was on Ron Johnson's panel the other day (alone with Malone, McCullough and other good guys). He's got a whistle blower inside the DoD leaking that health care information.

This data is everywhere. Govt, hospitals, insurance companies have this data. If this disproved some of the claims, they would have released it. But they haven't.

I suspect they will fight tooth and nail to keep this data hidden.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 12:11 AM (Mzdiz)

668 "Pinkerton, founded as the Pinkerton National Detective Agency, is a private security guard and detective agency established in the United States by Scotsman Allan Pinkerton in the 1850s and currently a subsidiary of Securitas AB."

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:11 AM (V13WU)

669 There is a widespread lack of critical thinking ability, and a massive bias toward conformity that contribute to that phenomenon, I think.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:08 AM (II3Gr)


Thanks goodness for "our" public schools and the critical thinking curriculum.

Oh wait, I meant the Critical Race Thinking curriculum...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:11 AM (hOUT3)

670 He can start a Captain Beefheart cover band.

No idea what he could call it though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 12:10 AM (6FeV1)

Lieutenant Porkheart?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:11 AM (II3Gr)

671 True. There is a widespread lack of critical thinking ability, and a massive bias toward conformity that contribute to that phenomenon, I think.

The issue is that we have a slough of news sources, but as far as COVID is concerned, they basically all report what Fauci says.

So if you are a LIV, even if you get your info from "multiple sources" you are just getting your info from Fauci.

And while Fauci is a dick, the fact all those supposedly independent reporters and doctors are repeating his words uncritically is an even bigger problem.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2022 12:12 AM (ESjRY)

672 And yet every independent datapoint we have is showing massive problems showing up after the clot shot is instituted everywhere. Almost like we made people take an experimental gene therapy with completely unknown health risks.
Posted by: 18-1

"independent data point"

Now see, here's your problem

Posted by: Big Tony Fauci, highest paid fraud in the entire US taxpayer funded government at January 26, 2022 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)

673 I caught a review of that Perfect Crime play.

Said it was circling the drain...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 26, 2022 12:12 AM (bUGMk)

674 I've still got swollen neck glands four weeks after my booster shot. Not awful, but noticeable, and never quite resolving back to normal. There was a journal article in June last year that got some mainstream attention about "long COVID" being a result of dormant Epstein Barr virus reactivation as a "side effect" of COVID exposure or vaccination. I had multiple bouts of mononucleosis as a kid. Never sick for months, usually two weeks, and I didn't grow outta that until high school. This booster hangover really does feels like those sicknesses, but with half of the usual symptoms, and never getting worse or better. So weird.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 26, 2022 12:13 AM (+WWsf)

675 673 I caught a review of that Perfect Crime play.

Said it was circling the drain...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 26, 2022 12:12 AM (bUGMk)

There is cast iron in your word of life

Posted by: Chief what's his name at January 26, 2022 12:14 AM (6FeV1)

676 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


An excellent summary of events as I recall.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:15 AM (r1z5A)

677 With a traditional vaccine, about the worst thing it can do is give you the disease if they didn't kill/weaken it correctly (which has happened).

The problem with the mRNA gene therapies is their potential negative impact isn't limited like that.

One positive to those getting COVAXIN or Sinopharm even if neither gives any more COVID protection that Pfizer or Moderna.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2022 12:15 AM (ESjRY)

678 replace comma with period.
Posted by: Infidel at January 26, 2022 12:08 AM (qpolg)

"Lia" Thomas is gonna have to stick with commas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 12:15 AM (P3gRi)

679 There is a certain clique of bad actors who have become experts in information laundering.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 12:16 AM (6FeV1)

680 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 12:11 AM (RU4sa)

My belief/hope is that the entire military has not been totally corrupted, and this data complied by medical military with a primary charter of protecting the troops, not assisting the graft, thus it is honest, uncorrupted, and scary real data!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:16 AM (hOUT3)

681 "independent data point"

Now see, here's your problem


The government has enough data to provide everyone with a breakdown of the death rate of people in their age/weight/racial breakdown either with or without the jab.

The fact they aren't doing that tells you everything you need to know.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2022 12:16 AM (ESjRY)

682 The issue is that we have a slough of news sources, but as far as COVID is concerned, they basically all report what Fauci says.

So if you are a LIV, even if you get your info from "multiple sources" you are just getting your info from Fauci.

And while Fauci is a dick, the fact all those supposedly independent reporters and doctors are repeating his words uncritically is an even bigger problem.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2022 12:12 AM (ESjRY)

And this begs the question. Who tells Fauci what to say? Because if that little pigfucker isn't owned, then trees ain't made of wood.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:17 AM (dscaa)

683 An excellent summary of events as I recall.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:15 AM (r1z5A)


JSND's comments square with my observations of that kerfuffle!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:18 AM (hOUT3)

684 "My belief/hope is that the entire military has not been totally corrupted..."

I hold no such hope for the military.

It's broken, and the troops will pay for that brokenness.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 12:19 AM (RU4sa)

685 Correction.

They are paying for it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 26, 2022 12:19 AM (RU4sa)

686 "Lia" Thomas is gonna have to stick with commas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Period

Posted by: Hussein Barack Obama at January 26, 2022 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)

687 My grandfather taught Katherine Hepburn.

Posted by: Theodore at January 26, 2022 12:20 AM (GJnvT)

688 Covid and climate change are children of the same mother.
Junk, missing data, a freaking agenda, political pressure, control of the populace...a campfire discussion subject for the ages.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:20 AM (r1z5A)

689 There is a certain clique of bad actors who have become experts in information laundering.


====

*nods

government agencies ?

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:21 AM (V13WU)

690 And this begs the question. Who tells Fauci what to say? Because if that little pigfucker isn't owned, then trees ain't made of wood.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:17 AM (dscaa)

Wait, I thought witches were made of wood! I didn't know about trees!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 12:21 AM (7bRMQ)

691 SMH, I cannot argue convincingly against your position, but I so hope you are wrong!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:21 AM (hOUT3)

692 My grandfather taught Katherine Hepburn.
Posted by: Theodore at January 26, 2022 12:20 AM (GJnvT)


At Bryn Mawr ?

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:21 AM (V13WU)

693 687 My grandfather taught Katherine Hepburn.
Posted by: Theodore at January 26, 2022 12:20 AM (GJnvT)

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I have an undergraduate degree in Sophie Marceau.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 12:21 AM (VxC1e)

694 Nice rack on that OnlyFans copper.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 26, 2022 12:22 AM (ufFY8)

695 It's broken, and the troops will pay for that brokenness.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


General Meade will lead them to victory.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:22 AM (r1z5A)

696 My grandfather taught Katherine Hepburn.
Posted by: Theodore at January 26, 2022 12:20 AM (GJnvT)


Ah yes, but WHAT did he teach her?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:22 AM (hOUT3)

697
And while Fauci is a dick, the fact all those supposedly independent reporters and doctors are repeating his words uncritically is an even bigger problem.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 26, 2022 12:12 AM (ESjRY)

I would say this is part of the propagandizing process.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:22 AM (II3Gr)

698
*blaring voice*

Hi, everyone!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2022 12:22 AM (/U27+)

699 Pete Rose was one of the 20 most important baseball players that ever played the game that didn't do steroids.

Yeah, he was a crappy human being, but if you grew up watching him play the game you desperately wanted to give the same effort to play the game that he did.

I get he was flawed. He wasn't on steroids. He willed his team to wins, and was the definition of a leader.

Posted by: Crusader at January 26, 2022 12:23 AM (Cjcf6)

700 At Bryn Mawr ?

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:21 AM (V13WU)

And how to use her mouth as a lawn Mawr....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 12:23 AM (7bRMQ)

701 679 There is a certain clique of bad actors who have become experts in information laundering.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 26, 2022 12:16 AM (6FeV1)

Mmhmm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:23 AM (II3Gr)

702 698
*blaring voice*

Hi, everyone!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2022 12:22 AM (/U27+)

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Scared the SHIT out of me!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:24 AM (II3Gr)

703 If we trusted you to think correctly, we would give you all the actual raw data, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:24 AM (hOUT3)

704 I have an undergraduate degree in Sophie Marceau.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 12:21 AM (VxC1e)

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:24 AM (V13WU)

705 Covid and climate change are children of the same mother.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:20 AM (r1z5A)

Could I start by adding that this is actually every "issue" the Democrats bring up? Think about it.

"Guns"
"Healthcare"
"Crime"
"Race"
"Immigration"
"Banks"
"Etc"

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:24 AM (dscaa)

706 *blaring voice*

Hi, everyone!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


In best "Cheers" voice: HADRIAN!!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:24 AM (r1z5A)

707 Fauci isn't merely a dick.

He's a literal mad scientist who chose to fund exceptionally dangerous virus engineering that had no more medical value than Mengele's experiments on twins.

He has millions of deaths on his hands.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 12:25 AM (VxC1e)

708 Sorry didn't mean to cut this from the quoted message:

"Junk, missing data, a freaking agenda, political pressure, control of the populace..."

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:25 AM (dscaa)

709 ..JSND's comments square with my observations of that kerfuffle! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:18 AM (hOUT3)

Times past, I've written hundreds of Police Incident Reports, which would have to stand up to testimony and cross examination in a Court of Law. And I wasn't gonna perjure myself, then or now.

I do know how to write an accurate rendition of facts, evidence and events, and strove here to do exactly that, to the best of my ability.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 12:25 AM (QzJWU)

710 way to go and louse up a very clever comment !

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:25 AM (V13WU)

711
I was someone today ranting about how hard it is to get data in the US. You get halfway good data out of the UK, other Euro countries, Israel. But here in the US? Nope. They only tell you what they want to tell.

The clinical trial data, the raw data. Pfizer, et all won't release that. Pfizer said that by 2025, they may begin to entertain requests for that raw data.

So, all these claims they make? No one can independently verify that. The FDA has it, supposedly, but they ain't releasing it either.

And doctors and the medical establishment? They seem to be okay with that. Pfizer says it good, so that's good enough for me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 12:25 AM (Mzdiz)

712 "Guns"
"Healthcare"
"Crime"
"Race"
"Immigration"
"Banks"
"Etc"
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:24 AM (dscaa)

That doesn't spell "BRANDON"...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:25 AM (II3Gr)

713 way to go and louse up a very clever comment !
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:25 AM (V13WU

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Hah. Now I'm curious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 12:26 AM (VxC1e)

714 Covid and climate change are children of the same mother.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:20 AM (r1z5A)

Hey! Don't forget me! The father of both!!!!!

Posted by: Guy with Pitchfork at January 26, 2022 12:27 AM (7bRMQ)

715 At Bryn Mawr ?
Posted by: runner

For what that place costs, you would think they could spell and use Real Words

Posted by: Monolingual Miklos at January 26, 2022 12:27 AM (QzkSJ)

716 And doctors and the medical establishment? They seem to be okay with that. Pfizer says it good, so that's good enough for me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 12:25 AM (Mzdiz)



Comrade Doctor, would like to continue your prestigious career in medicine, or would you like to join the Great American Dignity Canal Excavation Team?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:28 AM (hOUT3)

717
Pete Rose was one of the 20 most important baseball players that ever played the game that didn't do steroids.

__________

He violated a rule that is posted prominently in every locker room in every MLB ballpark. Buck Weaver and Joe Jackson aren't in the HOF either and were banned for less than Pete Tose was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2022 12:28 AM (/U27+)

718
Damn fat fingers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2022 12:29 AM (/U27+)

719 Bless you my son. Now go and bryn no mawr.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 12:29 AM (VxC1e)

720 Well, I have an early day planned tomorrow, so I am going to head off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 26, 2022 12:30 AM (P3gRi)

721 Hah. Now I'm curious.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 12:26 AM (VxC1e)


see , it was like this, I was going to post a( blank) reply as Marcel Marceau . and then we would laugh, and laugh.....

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:30 AM (V13WU)

722 Hah. Now I'm curious.
Posted by: Cicero

Bad move, dude.

Posted by: ex-cat at January 26, 2022 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

723 He has millions of deaths on his hands.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 12:25 AM (VxC1e)


Good thing we are not at war, so war crimes do not exist as a prosecutable offence here in CONUS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 26, 2022 12:30 AM (hOUT3)

724 Tell all your trucking company relatives and friends to get rid of the ELD mandate and I'll go back to it.

Posted by: yep at January 26, 2022 12:30 AM (KG3bF)

725 Good night, AOP.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 26, 2022 12:31 AM (+WWsf)

726 see , it was like this, I was going to post a( blank) reply as Marcel Marceau . and then we would laugh, and laugh.....
Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:30 AM (V13WU)

---------

Oh lord that would have been hilarious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2022 12:31 AM (VxC1e)

727 see , it was like this, I was going to post a( blank) reply as Marcel Marceau . and then we would laugh, and laugh.....

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:30 AM (V13WU)

Akshully, they aren't related. And their names aren't Marceau.

Posted by: Internet Know It All and Comic Book Nerd at January 26, 2022 12:31 AM (7bRMQ)

728 Comrade Doctor, would like to continue your prestigious career in medicine, or would you like to join the Great American Dignity Canal Excavation Team?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Me thinks you have had too much experience writing these warnings. (laughing face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:32 AM (r1z5A)

729 Someone did a Marlee Matlin once that was honestly one of the funniest comments I've ever read here. Going back 12 years and I still remember it.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:32 AM (dscaa)

730 "Bryn Mawr is named after an estate near Dolgellau in Wales that belonged to Rowland Ellis. He was a Welsh Quaker.."


Would you name your daughter Bryn ? Or Mawr?

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:32 AM (V13WU)

731 Pete Rose looks like the bastard love child of Eddie Money and Eddie Munster. And Rose probably cannot even hum the tune to Shakin'. Screw 'em.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2022 12:32 AM (KFhLj)

732 Believe it or not, I have an Aphrodite's Child album, 666.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 26, 2022 12:33 AM (BMmaB)

733 Akshully, they aren't related. And their names aren't Marceau.
Posted by: Internet Know It All

You just know Sophie Marceau is a screamer in bed.

Posted by: or so Miklos would like to imagine at January 26, 2022 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

734 Akshully, they aren't related. And their names aren't Marceau.
Posted by: Internet Know It All and Comic Book Nerd at January 26, 2022 12:31 AM (7bRMQ)

---------

My real name isn't Garfunkel.

Posted by: Art Marceau at January 26, 2022 12:34 AM (VxC1e)

735 Pete Rose was one of the 20 most important baseball players that ever played the game that didn't do steroids.
Yeah, he was a crappy human being, but if you grew up watching him play the game you desperately wanted to give the same effort to play the game that he did.
I get he was flawed. He wasn't on steroids. He willed his team to wins, and was the definition of a leader.
Posted by: Crusader


I grew up watching Pete Rose. I was at inumerable games when "Charlie Hustle" played hard to win.
Pete also admitted to taking amphetamines at times in the 1970's.
And then when the gambling fiasco appeared, they wanted to make Bart Giamatti look like a bad guy. Pete lied repeatedly, and threw some good people that supported him totally....under the bus. Tommy Helms and Joe Nuxhall, are two of them.
He's now on his third wife, some Asian women with a lot of silicon.

Pete Rose was a great player, but as a human being, he is kind of a big shit. And he broke the basic rule of the game (while a manager) and bet on baseball, probably on his own team, too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Badluck Streak in Dancing School at January 26, 2022 12:35 AM (tjZg/)

736 You just know Sophie Marceau is a screamer in bed.

Posted by: or so Miklos would like to imagine at January 26, 2022 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)

Awww, Mr Miklos, sir. Did you miss the part about "Comic Book Nerd?" I can only dream about a woman in bed. Sob, heart rending sob.........

Posted by: Internet Know It All and Comic Book Nerd at January 26, 2022 12:35 AM (7bRMQ)

737 You just know Sophie Marceau is a screamer in bed.
Posted by: or so Miklos would like to imagine


"....so she can scream with the other."

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 26, 2022 12:36 AM (r1z5A)

738 Bryn Mawr is named after an estate near Dolgellau in Wales that belonged to Rowland Ellis. He was a Welsh Quaker.." Would you name your daughter Bryn ? Or Mawr? Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:32 AM (V13WU)

But riding the train, when they announce the stop, it sounds like "Rhnwa." Problem is, all of the stops on that line sound like "Rhnwa." Radnor, Rosemont, Ardmore, Narberth, etc.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 26, 2022 12:36 AM (BMmaB)

739 Pete Rose was a great player, but as a human being, he is kind of a big shit. And he broke the basic rule of the game (while a manager) and bet on baseball, probably on his own team, too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

And his paintings go for less than Hunter's.

Go figure.

Posted by: Miklos declines to do the Maths at January 26, 2022 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

740 thankyouverymuch, Cicero. I knew you'd get the nuance...

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:36 AM (V13WU)

741 I always had a hard spot for Dr Who companion Nicola Bryant.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 26, 2022 12:36 AM (ufFY8)

742 I wish I could have commented earlier so more could have seen this. QDPSteve, I met him once and he was honestly deeply on the spectrum. So when you are going after him, keep that in mind.

Posted by: CA Token at January 26, 2022 12:37 AM (2+yws)

743 My real name isn't Garfunkel.

Posted by: Art Marceau at January 26, 2022 12:34 AM (VxC1e)

It isn't?!

Posted by: Joe Simon at January 26, 2022 12:38 AM (7bRMQ)

744 Alex Karris about gambling: "Don't know what I did wrong, I bet on us to win."

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:39 AM (r1z5A)

745 Awww, Mr Miklos, sir. Did you miss the part about "Comic Book Nerd?" I can only dream about a woman in bed. Sob, heart rending sob.........
Posted by: Internet Know It All

Carleen gets out from County on the 30th.

After 60 days in she's normally rarin' to go.

Posted by: Miklos will provide a bottle of Cahmpipple as part of the all-inclusive package at January 26, 2022 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

746 CA Token. No quarrel.

Please go read my (unfortunately numbered) #666.

"Not a bad person" is the core of that comment.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 12:40 AM (QzJWU)

747 Problem is, all of the stops on that line sound like "Rhnwa." Radnor, Rosemont, Ardmore, Narberth, etc.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


Don't get off at Willoughby.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 26, 2022 12:41 AM (r1z5A)

748 My real name isn't Garfunkel.

Posted by: Art Marceau at January 26, 2022 12:34 AM (VxC1e)

It isn't?!
Posted by: Joe Simon

No respect, I tell ya

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at January 26, 2022 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

749 He's a literal mad scientist who chose to fund exceptionally dangerous virus engineering that had no more medical value than Mengele's experiments on twins.

He has millions of deaths on his hands.
Posted by: Cicero

Fauci is very liable, but it wasn't just Fauci. Peter Daszak ran a company that was very likely a front for the CIA. The CIA is in this up to their necks.
My guess is that the Covid 19 virus was worked on (in parts) at various places; at the Biolab at UNC, at Fort Dietrich, and finally put together at Wuhan.
This thing was not an accident. And the evil runs pretty deep. Fauci, at some point, will retire (next fall), and then likely have some kind of bad accident.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Badluck Streak in Dancing School at January 26, 2022 12:41 AM (tjZg/)

750 he was honestly deeply on the spectrum.
------------------

You've just described 80% of AoS.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:41 AM (dscaa)

751 750 he was honestly deeply on the spectrum.
------------------

You've just described 80% of AoS.
Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:41 AM (dscaa)

Heh. Or so poorly socialized we might as well be (speaking for myself)

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:42 AM (II3Gr)

752 It's like saying... "FYI that dude I met at the lumberjack convention... had a flannel shirt. Just be aware."

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:43 AM (dscaa)

753 Although being poorly socialized does have some limited benefits. Like being less susceptible to groupthink.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:43 AM (II3Gr)

754 Kimberly Williams > Michelle Williams > Melissa Williams

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 26, 2022 12:44 AM (Spr0s)

755 You've just described 80% of AoS.
Posted by: ...

Aos?

Autists on Spectrum?

Posted by: Miklos, more Asperger-y than your run of the mill 4-Chan retard at January 26, 2022 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

756
Ralph Baric, of UNC Chapel Hill is the one of the big brains behind this GOF operation. He trained the Chicom BatBitch under his knee.

He was big in the DARPA proposal with this mad scientist project. Which Fauci ran with after DARPA rejected it, and outsourced it to Wuhan through Daszak.

One of the Substack guys I read is working on a piece on just all the pies Baric has his chubby little fingers in.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)

757 You've just described 80% of AoS.
Posted by: ...

Aos?

Autists on Spectrum?
Posted by: Miklos, more Asperger-y than your run of the mill 4-Chan retard at January 26, 2022 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)


new Apple operating system

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:46 AM (V13WU)

758 I'm not on the spectrum. I AM the spectrum.

Posted by: Emperor Ellipsis at January 26, 2022 12:46 AM (dscaa)

759 ..Although being poorly socialized does have some limited benefits. Like being less susceptible to groupthink.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:43 AM (II3Gr)


I'm quite socially adept, but every fight I ever got into at school (save for one), was the result of my pushing back or refusing to go along with the crowd.

The other? Bastard stole my bag o' Oreos, right when I pulled 'em from the vending machine. I lost that fight, but so did he. We BOTH looked more like the Oreos when all was said and done. Eighth Grade was a bitch.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

760 I saw Marcel Marceau live in 1969 at a "Flip Wilson" show dress rehearsal. Still hate mimes.

Posted by: Javems at January 26, 2022 12:47 AM (AmoqO)

761
Brandon is promising Europe that he will make up for it if Russia cuts the gas pipelines. Brandon can't do squat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 12:47 AM (Mzdiz)

762 OK, I read the Melissa Williams article and will never have those minutes of my life back. Best part is at the end where she says her teenage boys don't know about her OnlyFans hobby.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 26, 2022 12:48 AM (BMmaB)

763 Javems.

Worst USN duty surely has to be finding oneself assigned to a billet aboard a Mimesweeper?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 12:48 AM (QzJWU)

764 The one thing with a mime I thought was funny was when they handcuffed Quinn to a mime for 24 hours as a punishment on Impractical Jokers. It was insanely funny.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:48 AM (dscaa)

765 when it comes to gas, Brandon can supply a continent...just ask the Duchess of whatchamacallit....

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 12:49 AM (V13WU)

766 I saw Marcel Marceau live in 1969 at a "Flip Wilson" show dress rehearsal. Still hate mimes.
Posted by: Javems

I always figured mimes would make really good assassins.

Posted by: Miklos, silent but deadly at January 26, 2022 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

767 At Bryn Mawr ?
Posted by: runner

For what that place costs, you would think they could spell and use Real Words

Hold miy byyr...

Posted by: Bala Cynwyd at January 26, 2022 12:50 AM (bUGMk)

768 The other? Bastard stole my bag o' Oreos, right when I pulled 'em from the vending machine. I lost that fight, but so did he. We BOTH looked more like the Oreos when all was said and done. Eighth Grade was a bitch.

Never try to steal another man's Oreos.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 12:50 AM (II3Gr)

769 Worst USN duty surely has to be finding oneself assigned to a billet aboard a Mimesweeper? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 12:48 AM (QzJWU)

Best semaphore and flag skills in the fleet.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 26, 2022 12:50 AM (BMmaB)

770 I always figured mimes would make really good assassins.

Posted by: Miklos, silent but deadly at January 26, 2022 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

Yeah I mean you can't even see their weapons.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 12:51 AM (dscaa)

771 Brandon is promising Europe that he will make up for it if Russia cuts the gas pipelines. Brandon can't do squat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Oddly enough, Hungary is in the rocking chair in terms of European gas supply.

Posted by: Miklos, who knows about his stuff at January 26, 2022 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

772 I saw Etta James five times in concert, mostly at the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach. I believe she has the greatest voice of any American singer with the exception of Ella Fitzgerald.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at January 26, 2022 12:55 AM (BOJAx)

773 One more "Muscle Shoals" segment. Duane Allman and his brother. If you watch make sure to watch till the end. https://tinyurl.com/mrxm6m7d

Posted by: Javems at January 26, 2022 12:56 AM (AmoqO)

774 I saw Etta James five times in concert, mostly at the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach. I believe she has the greatest voice of any American singer with the exception of Ella Fitzgerald.
Posted by: Mean Tweets

I have played Etta James songs at least fives times in one night on certain juke boxes.

Most Excellent, but not quite the same

Posted by: Miklos, at a certain all-night bar on St. Charles Avenue at January 26, 2022 12:58 AM (QzkSJ)

775 Time for me to bail. It's been interesting and educational. Goodnight y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 26, 2022 01:02 AM (II3Gr)

776 Covid vaxx forever.

"Although OSHA is withdrawing the vaccination and testing ETS as an enforceable emergency temporary standard, the agency is not withdrawing the ETS as a proposed rule. The agency is prioritizing its resources to focus on finalizing a permanent COVID-19 Healthcare Standard," the agency said, emphasizing that it "strongly encourages vaccination of workers against the continuing dangers posed by COVID-19 in the workplace."

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 01:02 AM (V13WU)

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2022 01:03 AM (V13WU)

778 Got quiet here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 01:04 AM (7bRMQ)

779 777
Posted by: runner

Cool

But the 747 had the piano/cocktail bar in the upper hump

Posted by: Miklos, happy not to sealed in a tube a 35,000 feet any more at January 26, 2022 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

780 But the 747 had the piano/cocktail bar in the upper hump

Posted by: Miklos, happy not to sealed in a tube a 35,000 feet any more at January 26, 2022 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

What hump?

Posted by: Igor at January 26, 2022 01:06 AM (7bRMQ)

781 "strongly encourages vaccination of workers against the continuing dangers posed by COVID-19 in the workplace."
Posted by: runner

I strongly encourage OSHA to self-fuck with domestically produced pineapple and barbed wire.

Posted by: Miklos, as Minority set-aside preferential vendor at January 26, 2022 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

782 ..What hump? Posted by: Igor at January 26, 2022 01:06 AM (7bRMQ)

Forgot whether it's "whinny" or villagers with burning pitchforks and pointed torches, here?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 01:09 AM (QzJWU)

783 I strongly encourage OSHA to self-fuck with domestically produced pineapple and barbed wire.

Posted by: Miklos, as Minority set-aside preferential vendor at January 26, 2022 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

Is the barbed wire rusty and on fire?

Posted by: ECW at January 26, 2022 01:09 AM (7bRMQ)

784 Forgot whether it's "whinny" or villagers with burning pitchforks and pointed torches, here?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 01:09 AM (QzJWU)

Don't remember. Been too long since I've seen it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 01:10 AM (7bRMQ)

785 What hump?
Posted by: Igor

*fist bump*

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Frahnkinshteen at January 26, 2022 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

786
"The anti-vaccine stuff is pure superstition, tribalism, and performative self-harm. Its place in our public life should be down there with astrology and Tarot readings.
...
Allowing life to return to something like normal for the vaccinated while continuing to pressure and inconvenience the unvaccinated is probably the best and most reasonable step toward normalcy we can take at this time."

--Fat Fuck Kevin D. Williamson

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 01:11 AM (Mzdiz)

787 Is the barbed wire rusty and on fire?
Posted by: ECW

*quickly applies for SBA Small Business R&D finance*

Posted by: Miklos, aspirining Federally Funded R&D rapper at January 26, 2022 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)

788 Allowing life to return to something like normal for the vaccinated while continuing to pressure and inconvenience the unvaccinated is probably the best and most reasonable step toward normalcy we can take at this time."

--Fat Fuck Kevin D. Williamson

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 01:11 AM (Mzdiz)

You won't like the New American Revolution, will you Kev?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 01:14 AM (7bRMQ)

789 Fat Fuck Kevin D. Williamson
Posted by: publius,

Should be continuously pressured and "inconvenienced".

Posted by: Miklos, rusty barbed wire wrapped pineapple prototype available for Real World Tests at January 26, 2022 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

790
I hope the fat fuck does indeed get it in the end. A medieval end.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)

791 Miklos, rusty barbed wire wrapped pineapple prototype available for Real World Tests at January 26, 2022 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

Fergot the fire part....

Posted by: ECW at January 26, 2022 01:18 AM (7bRMQ)

792 ..Should be continuously pressured and "inconvenienced". Posted by: Miklos, rusty barbed wire wrapped pineapple prototype available for Real World Tests at January 26, 2022 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)


I read that as "rendered for lard". No, not for human consumption.

But ya gotta fatten up them hogs in the pen there, right?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 01:19 AM (QzJWU)

793 full of busty lesbian porn, shelving tips, drill manuals, messenger bag recommendations, beef jerky sous vide recipes and french toast without syrup as far as the eye can see!
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Inserts whale-bone pipe into indentation on wall, turns handle that pops out, rock door opens....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 26, 2022 01:19 AM (WFMLs)

794 Allowing life to return to something like normal for the vaccinated while continuing to pressure and inconvenience the unvaccinated is probably the best and most reasonable step toward normalcy we can take at this time."
----------------------

I will take a sadistic pleasure in watching these fruits get hung on the figurative tree they are effervescently constructing for their masters.

And make no mistake before these words are "misinterpreted". There will be no reich wingers of any kind involved. There won't have to be. It will be their own doing it to them... the turds they worship every morning like the Sun on the Left... which is what will give it that real rare sexual thrill when it happens.

Posted by: ... at January 26, 2022 01:22 AM (dscaa)

795 Good evening horde! Beautiful picture as always MisHum. I picture myself inside cuddled up with a nice thick bobo on the sofa.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB


I read that as a nice thick hobo

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 01:23 AM (arJlL)

796 What hump? Posted by: Igor *fist bump* Posted by: Dr. Miklos Frahnkinshteen at January 26, 2022 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

Roll, roll, roll in ze hay . . . .

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 26, 2022 01:23 AM (BMmaB)

797 Hiya JT!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 01:24 AM (7bRMQ)

798
Javems.

Worst USN duty surely has to be finding oneself assigned to a billet aboard a Mimesweeper?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim


I was on one from 1971 to 1973.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2022 01:24 AM (63Dwl)

799
There is a good analog of the Coof Experts to be drawn from this little clip ripping on the geniuses that ran WW I. Also works pretty well for the actual military adventures of the last two decades. Works well for anything Washington does:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=rblfKREj50o

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)

800 ..I was on one from 1971 to 1973.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2022 01:24 AM (63Dwl)


MIME sweeper, Bertram...MIMES!

Unless you were aboard the USS Marcel Marceau?

(inside baserbawl): The Mimeworkers Union strike failed. They were unable to articulate their demands.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 01:28 AM (QzJWU)

801 Kevin Williamson tried to go to work for a leftist rag, and was willing to shit on a former colleague to establish his bona fides. The leftists still kicked Williamson to the curb almost immediately. But he still can't see the writing on the wall because he's blinded by self-loathing, a chip on his shoulder from his trailer-park past. Truth is, he hates himself as much as the left does. It's what accounts for his superlative servility. He's a dog that is proud master took his balls.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2022 01:29 AM (KFhLj)

802 I didn't have my glasses on.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2022 01:34 AM (63Dwl)

803 Brandon is promising Europe that he will make up for it if Russia cuts the gas pipelines. Brandon can't do squat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 12:47 AM (Mzdiz)

The most that drooling retard can do for europe is to stick his arms out and spin in a circle with his mouth open while staring at the sky with his dead eyes, and do an impersonation of a fucking air raid siren.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 01:34 AM (VwHCD)

804 That said, Williamson's concern vis-a-vis vaccine policy may be personal. Since he's opted to go full Porcine Welles, he's become a living comorbidity.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2022 01:36 AM (KFhLj)

805 Brandon is promising Europe that he will make up for it if Russia cuts the gas pipelines. Brandon can't do squat.

Posted by: publius

I regret that the Presidnent has only a limited, but consistent methane production capacity. He will continue to do his best.

The family asks for privacy during this difficult and smelly time.

No further questions.

Posted by: Jen Pisshockey at January 26, 2022 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

806 If you would like to understand the wanna-be mentality of Kevin Williamson, it is out there.

He wrote very nice pieces about how thankful he was that his birth mother did not abort him, and that a husband and wife adopted him.

Then he went on to trash his adoptive mother. Low class trash, in his ungrateful and socially aspiring opinion.

Posted by: Miklos remembers, but will not look this up for you at January 26, 2022 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

807 Well.

Posted by: Late Nite Miklos at January 26, 2022 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

808 deep subject

Posted by: Later Nite Miklos at January 26, 2022 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

809
I was just reading some long articles on basically how Washington has fucked up every foreign policy situation of the past 30 years. The fall of the Soviet Union was utterly botched. So many opportunities, and they fucked them all up.

Washington has consistently chosen the worst possible option at every turn.

Our elites are thoroughly corrupt, incompetent, and stupid. But they think they are the Chosen Ones.

Are they stupid enough to start an actual war with Russia? Yes, they are.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 01:48 AM (Mzdiz)

810 I take pride in the fact that I have not seen a single moment of Dr. Who. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

On first!

Dr. Who?

No the other guy!
Posted by: Hey Abbott

THIRD BASE !

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 01:48 AM (arJlL)

811 Is this a Sitting Filibuster

Posted by: Sen. Fritz "Miklos" Hollings at January 26, 2022 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

812 Or a Talking Filibuster

Posted by: Sen. Miklos Claghorn, I say at January 26, 2022 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

813 Looks like it has been broken, Miklos. The cops are here for you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 01:50 AM (dNqv+)

814 >> Is this a Sitting Filibuster?

No, Fritz, it's a shitting filibuster.

Posted by: Your ol' pal Brandon at January 26, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)

815 Pay attention, boy

Posted by: Sen. Miklos Foghorn-Claghorn, I say at January 26, 2022 01:50 AM (QzkSJ)

816 Looks like it has been broken, Miklos. The cops are here for you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

"To Serve and to Protect"

It's right there on the New Orleans Police cars

Posted by: Miklos in an undisclosed location at January 26, 2022 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

817
Say it's a shittin' filibuster? Miss Lindsey, fetch me muh shittin' bucket! I'm reading to go!

Posted by: Sen. J. Strom Thurmond at January 26, 2022 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)

818 Shitting filibuster? Well, maybe just once more. For oldtimer's sake. This one time, Bill Casey challenged me to a farting contest. Good old, alll-American sport. I filibustered my diaper. Blew the seams right out. Senatorial chocolate everywhere. I mean, c'mon, man. The thing.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 26, 2022 01:52 AM (KFhLj)

819 the only time I watched Dr Who was maybe 18 years ago when the female companion was played by Billie Piper. I liked looking at her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem

Peter's sister ?

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 01:54 AM (arJlL)

820
I allude to the fact that J. Strom, who holds the undisputed record for longest actual talking filibuster, was prepare to take a shit on the Senate floor if necessary.

Aides were to bring him a bucket. He was gonna try to shit in a closet off the floor, while keeping at least one foot on the Senate floor.

He made plans for taking a shit on the floor of the US Senate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 01:54 AM (Mzdiz)

821 I was just reading some long articles on basically how Washington has fucked up every foreign policy situation of the past 30 years. The fall of the Soviet Union was utterly botched. So many opportunities, and they fucked them all up.


"Dr." Stephen Cohen, "economist"

You can look it up

Posted by: Miklos was there at January 26, 2022 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

822 He made plans for taking a shit on the floor of the US Senate.

Posted by: publius

I had other "business" in mind too

Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond, ever the Ladies' Man at January 26, 2022 01:56 AM (QzkSJ)

823 the only time I watched Dr Who was maybe 18 years ago when the female companion was played by Billie Piper. I liked looking at her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem

Peter's sister ?

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 01:54 AM (arJlL)

Billie Piper can pick my pecker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 01:56 AM (VwHCD)

824 Billie Piper was cute. The teeth made it odd, but also made her accessible and feel like a 'real' person.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 01:56 AM (dNqv+)

825 He made plans for taking a shit on the floor of the US Senate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Excellent.

Will you vote for me if I run against Miss Lindsey?

Posted by: Sen. Miklos on a point of Personal Privilege and Call of Nature at January 26, 2022 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)

826 ..Say it's a shittin' filibuster? Miss Lindsey, fetch me muh shittin' bucket! I'm reading to go! Posted by: Sen. J. Strom Thurmond at January 26, 2022 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)

The seasonal celebration of Hanukah was that the lantern burned seven days on but a day's worth of oil. If I've got that right, that is.

I suggest we ignite Chucky Schumer, and see just how long he burns, before he yields the floor to his Republican Opposition?

Me, I'll donate the first quart of Char-Broil Charcoal Starter Fluid. Because I'm generous that way.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 01:59 AM (QzJWU)

827 >> Will you vote for me if I run against Miss Lindsey?

I will vote for a ham sandwich agin' Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)

828 Should be continuously pressured and "inconvenienced".
Posted by: Miklos, rusty barbed wire wrapped pineapple prototype available for Real World Tests at January 26, 2022 01:15

Like his chair... A lifetime of thankless, Herculean toil. And, of course, paint-peeling clouds of fried-Snickers farts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2022 02:03 AM (Cf/uA)

829 Me, I'll donate the first quart of Char-Broil Charcoal Starter Fluid. Because I'm generous that way.


Jim

No

Posted by: Association of Aromatherapists at January 26, 2022 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)

830 Fried snickers farts?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:04 AM (dNqv+)

831 Damn glad to meet ya!

Posted by: Sen. "Ham Sandwich" Miklos at January 26, 2022 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)

832 If Miklos can garner the Waffle House endorsement in South Carolina, then Miss Lindsey will not only be an electoral afterthough there.

She'll also be serving the hash browns scattered, smothered, buttered and fried.

*gimme some more coffee, bitch*, will be the refrain.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 02:05 AM (QzJWU)

833 Made the mistake of pouring some shochu when I got home with some leftovers. On an empty stomach.

I am a light weight. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:07 AM (dNqv+)

834 Billie Piper was cute. The teeth made it odd, but also made her accessible and feel like a 'real' person.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 01:56 AM (dNqv+)

Yeah, but "was" might be the word of the day here. I saw some recent pics, and yeah, not sure she is aging that well.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 02:07 AM (VwHCD)

835
Strom's uh, reputation was known far and wide. If you were a pretty young thing, you were warned, by those older and wiser to never, ever, let yourself get alone with Strom. 'Cause he was gonna make a move.

My own mother, true story, got hugged by Strom. This was before I was born, early '60s, IIRC. She's told the story. It was Farm Bureau thing, state convention or something, and she was on some women's committee. Well, ol' Strom was a guest of honor at this shindig, and you just knew, ol' Strom was going to drop in on something called the "Women's Committee".

He hugged every woman on that committee, including my mother. He didn't cross any lines, you know letting his hands stray into no-touch zones. But he liked to let his hands linger.

My mother said he told her, "Ain't you just a purty 'lil thang!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)

836 And..Pete Rose broke the most important rule in baseball, and his transgression is unforgivable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


The haircut, right ?

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 02:08 AM (arJlL)

837 then Miss Lindsey will not only be an electoral afterthough there.

She'll also be serving the hash browns scattered, smothered, buttered and fried.


"fried" ??

You must not be from around here.

Miss Lindsey would not be hired at the Waffle House. Honesty, integrity, and a genuine desire to serve the people are required.

Posted by: Miklos, just observing from back here in the parking lot at January 26, 2022 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

838 I'd vote for Miklos against any sitting member of Congress.

But against Miss Lindsey? Shit, I'd vote for Lena Dunham if she were running against that twisted old fruit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2022 02:08 AM (Cf/uA)

839 Yeah, but "was" might be the word of the day here. I saw some recent pics, and yeah, not sure she is aging that well.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 02:07 AM (VwHCD)

Not a huge surprise, considering.

Karen Gillian is also hot, but just on this side of accessible. Gorgeous, and I usually do not go for legs. Them Redheads.

Clara is on the other side of accessible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:09 AM (dNqv+)

840 Made the mistake of pouring some shochu when I got home with some leftovers. On an empty stomach.

I am a light weight. Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Kimchi soup for the hangover.

Posted by: Iron Chef Miklos at January 26, 2022 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

841 Kimchi soup for the hangover.
Posted by: Iron Chef Miklos at January 26, 2022 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

This stuff is really good. 25% abv.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:11 AM (dNqv+)

842 The stuff I got is more white winish, I am wondering if the other is more red winish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:12 AM (dNqv+)

843
In his heyday, Strom Thurmond was a fucking institution in the state. He had privileges basically to go barge in anywhere he damned well pleased. Democrat, Republican function, any damn thing. Didn't matter.

He could crash anything and be the "guest of honor" immediately.

And Miss Lindsey was given his seat and apparatus by the geniuses down in Columbia. It's like putting Gomer Pyle into Patton's chair.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 02:14 AM (Mzdiz)

844 Well, goal-lee!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:14 AM (dNqv+)

845 This stuff is really good. 25% abv.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Wish I had some.

I recall downing a bottle on a bus ride from Guadalajara to Puerto Vallarta.

Steep cliffs on either side.

Driver appeared to be insane/drunk/typical mexicano bus driver.

When in Rome....

Posted by: Miklos got Hungarian legal documents notarized at the lunch stop in the town of Tequila at January 26, 2022 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)

846 JohnTower said that when Strom died they'd have to beat his prick down with a baseball bat to close the lid of his coffin.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2022 02:15 AM (KFhLj)

847 .."fried" ??

You must not be from around here.


You caught that, you bass turd.

I went for the poetic alteration, and quite obviously, failed. Still. Shall Ms. Lindsey getcha bacon with that, darlin'?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 02:16 AM (QzJWU)

848 So can someone tell me this monkey plague story is a joke?

Someone is transporting plague monkeys, gets in an accident, and when someone stops to help he tells her he has cats in his truck so...she decides to pet them and gets bitten by a plague monkey?

No one is this dumb. No one.
Posted by: 18-1

Wanna bet ?

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 02:16 AM (arJlL)

849 I went for the poetic alteration, and quite obviously, failed. Still. Shall Ms. Lindsey getcha bacon with that, darlin'?

Jim

If Miss Lindsey ever call me "darlin'" there would be trouble.

And a sweet, sweet payout from the Secret Congressional Sexual Misconduct Oh So Sorry Fund.

Posted by: Miklos got Priorities at January 26, 2022 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)

850 No one is this dumb. No one.
Posted by: 18-1

Wanna bet ?
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 02:16 AM (arJlL)

Yeah, if nothing else, humanity is really good at producing top tier, apex level stupidity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:20 AM (dNqv+)

851 ..So can someone tell me this monkey plague story is a joke?

Someone is transporting plague monkeys, gets in an accident, and when someone stops to help he tells her he has cats in his truck so...she decides to pet them and gets bitten by a plague monkey? No one is this dumb. No one. Posted by: 18-1

Wanna bet ? Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 02:16 AM (arJlL)


Next week's Punk Monkey will be a Plague Monkey, bleeding from every orifice. And a bleeding eye. We'll call it a Bindenbo Monkey.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 02:20 AM (QzJWU)

852 No one is this dumb. No one.
Posted by: 18-1

Wanna bet ?
Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 02:16 AM (arJlL)

Yeah, if nothing else, humanity is really good at producing top tier, apex level stupidity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

"Only two things in the universe are constant-hydrogen and stupidity"

Posted by: Stuff Einstein said on the internets at January 26, 2022 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

853 ..If Miss Lindsey ever call me "darlin'" there would be trouble. And a sweet, sweet payout from the Secret Congressional Sexual Misconduct Oh So Sorry Fund.
Posted by: Miklos got Priorities at January 26, 2022 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)


But he would've pursed his cheeks and straightened his tie, just for you! With a head-waggle, even!

lmao!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 26, 2022 02:23 AM (QzJWU)

854 Next week's Punk Monkey will be a Plague Monkey, bleeding from every orifice. And a bleeding eye. We'll call it a Bindenbo Monkey.


Jim

Not wearing that long nosed Plague Mask

Bonobo might

Posted by: Plague Monkey at January 26, 2022 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)

855
As I remember, the Uncle Al quote was "There are only two things that infinite, the universe and human stupidity. I'm not really sure about the former."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 02:25 AM (Mzdiz)

856 Kimchi soup for the hangover.

Posted by: Iron Chef Miklos at January 26, 2022 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

My brother in law used to go to mcdonalds to cure a hangover. 1/4 pounder was his go to.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 02:25 AM (VwHCD)

857 But he would've pursed his cheeks and straightened his tie, just for you! With a head-waggle, even!

lmao!


Jim

Heads can be made to waggle, so to speak

Posted by: Miklos, Elite-level Tire Iron pre-ordered at January 26, 2022 02:27 AM (QzkSJ)

858
True Story: Einstein had ties down in here in the Greenville, SC area -- you can look that up. One time, he was shopping around to buy a car for his son, right here in Greenville.

My great-uncle, who died just a few days short of his 101st birthday was the shop foreman at the Cadillac dealership in Greenville. He was a big GM man. My father was a big Ford man. There was friction between 'em. Amusing friction.

Anyway, he actually met Einstein, and answered questions about various Cadillac and other GM cars. Einstein ended up buying a Ford product. My great-uncle concluded that that Einstein feller was thus not all that smart. Fool bought a G--damned Ford!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 02:29 AM (Mzdiz)

859 Fool bought a G--damned Ford!
Posted by: publius

The first word I learned to read in English was from tracing the letters on the tailgate back of my grandaddy's truck.

F-O-R-D....Ford!

I was told they were so proud of me

Posted by: Miklos, still reading at or above grade level at January 26, 2022 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

860 Nice rack on that OnlyFans copper.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


Store bought.

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 02:33 AM (arJlL)

861 The first word I learned to read in English was from tracing the letters on the tailgate back of my grandaddy's truck.

F-O-R-D....Ford!

I was told they were so proud of me

Posted by: Miklos, still reading at or above grade level at January 26, 2022 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

So, you're actually from Magyar land, not just having the heritage?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 02:34 AM (7bRMQ)

862 He made plans for taking a shit on the floor of the US Senate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 01:54 AM (Mzdiz)


I need to elevate my game.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2022 02:35 AM (F0YaR)

863 F-O-R-D....Ford!

I was told they were so proud of me

Posted by: Miklos, still reading at or above grade level at January 26, 2022 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)


I thought that spelled M-O-O-N.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2022 02:36 AM (F0YaR)

864
That great-uncle was a card. His wife, Aunt Laura was an even bigger card. I don't know what it says, but Miley and Aunt Laura have a lot in common. They spoke their mind, and didn't take no shit off anybody.

He retired in his early '60s. And spent more years in "retirement" than he did working, actually. Pretty close. He bought himself an Airstream trailer, and he and Aunt Laura went all over the country in that thing. He vowed he was going to set foot in all 50 states. He did. Even Hawaii, but he didn't drive his Airstream out there, of course.

They were big in this "Wally Byam" Airstream caravan club thing. They organized these caravans where they'd all get together and drive somewhere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)

865 So, you're actually from Magyar land, not just having the heritage?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I have the benefit of American Carolina farmer's daughter mother and Hungarian refugee father.

I grew up in both places. Most of my adult life so far was in Hungary. But not a dual citizen.

Posted by: Miklos, the first and last of his kind and/or ilk at January 26, 2022 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

866 He made plans for taking a shit on the floor of the US Senate.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 01:54 AM (Mzdiz)

I need to elevate my game.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Senatorial Squatty Potty?

Posted by: Miklos, moving to reconsider at January 26, 2022 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

867 I am but a poor drunk man from Kentucky. Why the hell would you all be so horrible as to dangle that cop's onlyfans in front of me?

Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:38 AM (dNqv+)

868 Things I Don't Have To Worry About But Wondered

So, prostitution is legal in a few rural Nevada counties, though notably not in Vegas or Reno.

But I can't help but think, hookers are ready and available ... in Vegas and Reno?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 26, 2022 02:40 AM (043pn)

869 I grew up in both places. Most of my adult life so far was in Hungary. But not a dual citizen.

Posted by: Miklos, the first and last of his kind and/or ilk at January 26, 2022 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

Ok. My maternal grandma was born in a place called Elek. Do you know where that is? Does it still exist?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 02:41 AM (7bRMQ)

870 But I can't help but think, hookers are ready and available ... in Vegas and Reno?
Posted by: Common Tater at January 26, 2022 02:40 AM (043pn)

You noticed that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:41 AM (dNqv+)

871 Ok. My maternal grandma was born in a place called Elek. Do you know where that is? Does it still exist?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 02:41 AM (7bRMQ)

http://www.elek.hu/

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:42 AM (dNqv+)

872 I am but a poor drunk man from Kentucky. Why the hell would you all be so horrible as to dangle that cop's onlyfans in front of me?

Damn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

There was poor drunk man from Kentucky
Who felt himself rather unlucky

*avoids Muldoon turf*

Posted by: Miklos, who never met a drunk Kentuckian he didn't like for at least another round at January 26, 2022 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)

873 Hiya JT!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Hiya !

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 02:42 AM (arJlL)

874 Had a population of 5,567 in 2002. Per wikipedia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:42 AM (dNqv+)

875 No need for a filibuster. If elected, I promise to beshit the Senate as soon as I am seated. And I will then set the deuce I drop alight, showing the institution and my colleagues the respect they deserve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2022 02:44 AM (Cf/uA)

876 So. I posted this a couple of nights ago :

97 Whoa... major contentage. I might have a small mini rant a little later. I'm still stewin' a bit. But I have selected a title for it ...

The Case Of The Missing Anticlonal Antibodies

As in, they've disappeared in MS. Not to be had. At least not in south MS.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (F0YaR)


And yesterday, we learn that the FDA has removed the EUA for MAs such as Regeneron. Go figure, huh.

I was ahead of the curve. They don't want us to have any treatment options. Only "vaccines".

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2022 02:44 AM (F0YaR)

877
I'll tell you one of the funniest ones about Aunt Laura. That great-uncle was Uncle Grady. Same first name as my own father, which made for some interesting mixups. There was the Ford Grady and the GM Grady.

Anyway, Aunt Laura was a schoolteacher (and one of the first to tell how the public school system went to absolute hell in the 60s). A stern schoolteacher.

Uncle Grady liked to talk big. As a kid, I remember him pontificating on how he would straighten out all this mess. He was gonna kick ass, shoot people, etc, etc. Big Talk. In reality, he was an old softie with a heart of mush who would melt at anything. But he talked big.

Anyway, and I'm not sure exactly when this was. I think the '30s. Or it may have been later. Women smoking. Uncle Grady was offended by that. They were having some get-together at his place one Sunday afternoon and he was out there with his buddies and he pronounced, loudly, that if he caught any woman, any wife of his smoking, he'd beat her ass every morning before breakfast for a year.....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 02:45 AM (Mzdiz)

878 But I can't help but think, hookers are ready and available ... in Vegas and Reno?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 26, 2022 02:40 AM (043pn)

Strangely, yes!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 02:46 AM (7bRMQ)

879
Now, unbeknownst to Uncle Grady, Aunt Laura happened to overhear him say that to his bros. Next weekend, Aunt Laura had some of her schoolteacher friends over, and they were in the living before Uncle Grady got home.

As the story goes, Uncle Grady walked in the back door, heard Aunt Laura had guests and walked into the living room. They were all smoking, right in his living room. Aunt Laura turned to him, took a big drag off a cigarette, and then blew a big puff of smoke in his direction.

Uncle Grady just turned around and walked out the back door. He stayed away for a few hours, then came back. Nothing more was ever said.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)

880 http://www.elek.hu/

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 02:42 AM (dNqv+)

Dang! Glasses are dirty. Can't read it at all!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 02:49 AM (7bRMQ)

881 I grew up in both places. Most of my adult life so far was in Hungary. But not a dual citizen.

Posted by: Miklos, the first and last of his kind and/or ilk


Didja ever meet Eva Gabor ?

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 02:49 AM (arJlL)

882 Ok. My maternal grandma was born in a place called Elek. Do you know where that is? Does it still exist?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 02:41 AM (7bRMQ)

http://www.elek.hu/

Posted by: Aetius451AD

The town's web page says " the small town of four nationalities"

It appears to be on the Hungarian/Romanian border. A quick look at the website indicates that it was a Hungarian/Romanian/German town, but the Germans were kicked out after some "labor" after WWII. Not clear what the fourth nationality might have been, guessing Serb. Apparently the kicked-out Germans were replaced by Hungarians kicked out from Slovakia.

Posted by: Miklos, who will not visit if I have to wear a mask on the plane at January 26, 2022 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)

883 I was ahead of the curve. They don't want us to have any treatment options. Only "vaccines".

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 26, 2022 02:44 AM (F0YaR)

Probably because they want to control the population, not cure them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 02:52 AM (VwHCD)

884 It appears to be on the Hungarian/Romanian border. A quick look at the website indicates that it was a Hungarian/Romanian/German town, but the Germans were kicked out after some "labor" after WWII. Not clear what the fourth nationality might have been, guessing Serb. Apparently the kicked-out Germans were replaced by Hungarians kicked out from Slovakia.

Posted by: Miklos, who will not visit if I have to wear a mask on the plane at January 26, 2022 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)

Thanks. Yeah, they left pre WWI. German. Funny thing is, I thought that any Germans were probably forced out after II, but I have a copy somewhere of a letter sent to her dad in the late 50s or early 60 from neighbors there asking if they remembered them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 02:54 AM (7bRMQ)

885
Yep, as I kid, I remember much seditious talk from Uncle Grady about Ol' Peanut, Jimmuh Carter. Downright insurrectionist, it was.

No wonder I'm such an insurrectionist, right-wing deplorable. I was brainwashed by Uncle Grady and the rest of 'em. Both Gradys. And Aunt Laura. They were all right-wing extremists.

I'm glad they didn't live to see what became of this country. They taught me well. I salute them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)

886 There was poor drunk man from Kentucky
Who felt himself rather unlucky
*avoids Muldoon turf*
Posted by: Miklos, who never met a drunk Kentuckian he didn't like for at least another round at January 26, 2022 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)

I'll go there.
There was poor drunk from Kentucky
Who felt himself rather unlucky
one day at his door
was a young chinese whore
who asked would you like sucky fucky?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 02:56 AM (VwHCD)

887 We have apparently Ed Bernays to thank for females smoking, kinda. It is true, at one time prior to the 1920s smoking was widely considered un-lady like and it just wasn't done, at least not publicly.

Economically speaking, practically doubling the customer base was too lucrative to ignore and tobacco execs hired Bernays to remedy this. Eventually they settled on a "Women's Rights" strategy and called them "Freedom Sticks" and such. An early example of some serious mind fvckery to be sure. You've Come a Long Way Baby (here's your iron lung). Bernays was Freud's nephew, or somesuch.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 26, 2022 02:57 AM (043pn)

888 Am I the only chick still awake? Shiiittt can I still contribute here even if I'm drunk? Please..

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 02:57 AM (bNl0I)

889 Am I the only chick still awake? Shiiittt can I still contribute here even if I'm drunk? Please..

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 02:57 AM (bNl0I)

Drunk? I would say you qualify. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 02:59 AM (VwHCD)

890 We have apparently Ed Bernays to thank for females smoking, kinda. It is true, at one time prior to the 1920s smoking was widely considered un-lady like and it just wasn't done, at least not publicly.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 26, 2022 02:57 AM (043pn)

The History Guy just posted a story about an Alderman who got a law passed banning women from smoking in public in NYC in the early 1900s.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 03:00 AM (7bRMQ)

891 who asked would you like sucky fucky?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

*high five*

*low five*

*double high*

*double low*

*the finger thing*

Posted by: Miklos trusts Berserkers to do the right thing with the sucky fucky part at January 26, 2022 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)

892 Ummmm..Miklos. Jim in Sunk new dawn anybody here?

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:01 AM (bNl0I)

893 The History Guy just posted a story about an Alderman who got a law passed banning women from smoking in public in NYC in the early 1900s.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 03:00 AM (7bRMQ)

Which means they were already doing it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 03:01 AM (dNqv+)

894 the finger thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 03:02 AM (dNqv+)

895 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2022 03:02 AM (sAmhv)

896 Am I the only chick still awake? Shiiittt can I still contribute here even if I'm drunk? Please..

Posted by: Supernatural chick

My impression was that all Louisiana chicks awake at this hour are required by Code Napoleon to be drunk.

Posted by: Miklos, ain't giving Tulane a single damn silver dime at January 26, 2022 03:02 AM (QzkSJ)

897 Which means they were already doing it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 03:01 AM (dNqv+)

Yes, and being the guy was a D, he couched it in terms of saving the workers from upper class vice of smoking.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 03:03 AM (7bRMQ)

898 Code Josephine sounds like an anime.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 03:03 AM (dNqv+)

899 Mornin'
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum

Mind if I dunk?

*dunks*

Posted by: Curley Q. Link at January 26, 2022 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

900
I'll just say this before I go for tonight. If all the people Uncle Grady said needed shootin' were indeed taken out and shot, all this shit we have today would've been nipped right in the bud. Nip it, nip it, nip it! Right in the bud.

Uncle Grady knew what the fuck he was talkin' about. Aunt Laura did too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 03:04 AM (Mzdiz)

901 Yes, and being the guy was a D, he couched it in terms of saving the workers from upper class vice of smoking.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 03:03 AM (7bRMQ)

11 years at this point. Still want a cigarette every now and then. Like now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 03:04 AM (dNqv+)

902 Vangelis was in a band? Did not know that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 26, 2022 03:04 AM (sAmhv)

903 Mind if I dunk?

*dunks*

Posted by: Curley Q. Link at January 26, 2022 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

Donut do that here please, it's considered rude!

Posted by: Cafe Rules at January 26, 2022 03:05 AM (7bRMQ)

904 Berserker hello. Yes I'm really drunk tonight . however I can still chat about serious issues if anyone wants to .

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:05 AM (bNl0I)

905 We have apparently Ed Bernays to thank for females smoking, kinda. It is true, at one time prior to the 1920s smoking was widely considered un-lady like and it just wasn't done, at least not publicly.

Posted by: Common Tater

FUN FACT

Marlboro was originally a "women's" cigarette brand

Posted by: Miklos and kids say the craziest things at January 26, 2022 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)

906 Marlboro was originally a "women's" cigarette brand
Posted by: Miklos and kids say the craziest things at January 26, 2022 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)

The cork tip was supposed to hide the lipstick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 03:06 AM (dNqv+)

907 Mind if I dunk?

*dunks*

Posted by: Curley Q. Link at January 26, 2022 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

Donut do that here please, it's considered rude!
Posted by: Cafe Rules

Coulda been messier

Posted by: Curly Neal and Meadowlark Lemon (who could sing too-Rainy Day Bells) at January 26, 2022 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)

908 FUN FACT

Marlboro was originally a "women's" cigarette brand

Posted by: Miklos and kids say the craziest things at January 26, 2022 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)

I think all the genteel cig brands were.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 03:08 AM (7bRMQ)

909 "They were already doing it"

Sure, though not in anywhere remotely near the percentages after a targeted, deliberate heavily invested advertising campaign.

You don't think all those tweens recently decided en masse that they are transexuals now just happened organically, do you? Advertising is very powerful when done correctly, and they've been honing their craft in media for a long time now. The money spent on all that shit is unreal.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 26, 2022 03:08 AM (043pn)

910 Coulda been messier

Posted by: Curly Neal and Meadowlark Lemon (who could sing too-Rainy Day Bells) at January 26, 2022 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)

That left a Mark!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 03:09 AM (7bRMQ)

911 The cork tip was supposed to hide the lipstick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Lipstick don't taste too good.

Nice that the girls wear it, but kissing it off requires a certain disregard.

Posted by: Listen to Uncle Miklos, other than the War Stories at January 26, 2022 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

912 He'll yes Miklos we are!!! Which is why I still am a drinking fool .Cause I be a cool LaLouisiana Lady.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:11 AM (bNl0I)

913 Marlboro was originally a "women's" cigarette brand
Posted by: Miklos and kids say the craziest things at January 26, 2022 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)

The cork tip was supposed to hide the lipstick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 26, 2022 03:06 AM (dNqv+)

I remember reading that cigs in general were designed for women, but men started smoking cigs around ww1 because they were easier to deal with than cigars or pipes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 03:13 AM (VwHCD)

914 He'll yes Miklos we are!!! Which is why I still am a drinking fool .Cause I be a cool LaLouisiana Lady.
Posted by: Supernatural chick

"Marie Laveau" would be a good name for a drink.

Not sure what would go in that.

Posted by: Miklos, former bartender at Nick's Night Train Bar where we made shit up alla time at January 26, 2022 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)

915 Hmm, not as much energy here as last night. Guess I'll go saw some logs. G'night.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 03:21 AM (7bRMQ)

916 I ain't no ways tarred

Posted by: *hic* at January 26, 2022 03:21 AM (QzkSJ)

917 Interesting about women and ciggs . as a woman and a long time smoker did not know that. However one thing I found out smoking is that the fliter on them will take off some of the lipstick if you use it right after you put on your lipstick.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:23 AM (bNl0I)

918
One more thing about Uncle Grady, and this would be pretty heavy if I told it all, and I won't now.

Fate decreed that I, young publius, in his early '30s was to bear witness to Uncle Grady's departure from this mortal coil. Everyone, including my mother was away when the call came in. Uncle Grady was going down fast.

I got there to the nursing home as fast I could. I stood there, and bore witness to Uncle Grady's passing. It was the most profound experience of my life.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 03:24 AM (Mzdiz)

919 Hmm, not as much energy here as last night. Guess I'll go saw some logs. G'night.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Cool

Need moar firewood

And kindling

Posted by: Miklos points to the "leave it here" sign at January 26, 2022 03:24 AM (QzkSJ)

920 "Marie Laveau" would be a good name for a drink.

I don't know where I'm going with this, but so far I'm thinking dark rum, milk, oba leaf garnish . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2022 03:26 AM (KFhLj)

921 Didja ever meet Eva Gabor ?
Posted by: JT

No reply, huh ?
You're not the REAl Miklos !

You're a Miklos impersonator !

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 03:28 AM (arJlL)

922 My Carolina Grandaddy's best hunting/fishing buddy was named Grady.

Posted by: Fred G. Miklos-Sanford, Skillet and another Grady at January 26, 2022 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)

923 Cool

Need moar firewood

And kindling

Posted by: Miklos points to the "leave it here" sign at January 26, 2022 03:24 AM (QzkSJ)

Some bastard stole it!!!!!!

Out now for reals....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 26, 2022 03:29 AM (7bRMQ)

924 I ain't no ways tarred
Posted by: *hic*

Nor feathered.

YET !

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 03:29 AM (arJlL)

925 Didja ever meet Eva Gabor ?
Posted by: JT

No reply, huh ?
You're not the REAl Miklos !

You're a Miklos impersonator !
Posted by: JT

wat all dis?

I did meet Zsa Zsa once, in a way

Posted by: Miklos remembers that little contretemps at January 26, 2022 03:30 AM (QzkSJ)

926 Interesting about women and ciggs . as a woman and a long time smoker did not know that. However one thing I found out smoking is that the fliter on them will take off some of the lipstick if you use it right after you put on your lipstick.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:23 AM (bNl0I)

I think most women I knew that smoked complained about that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 03:30 AM (VwHCD)

927 You're not the REAl Miklos !

Someone will eventually find the body of the real Miklos decaying in The Barrel.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 26, 2022 03:31 AM (KFhLj)

928 Humm a Marie Laveau drink would need to be both sweet on top but somewhat bitter on the bottom. As to be true to Miss Marie.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:31 AM (bNl0I)

929 LOl... LoL Berserker and here I thought I was the only one . nice to know I'm not.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:36 AM (bNl0I)

930
The Canadian anti-vaxecution convoy is now 150 km long, that's about 93 miles. They are playing Neil Young's "Keep On Rockin' in the Free World" to mock him. Keep on Truckin' for the Free World.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 03:39 AM (Mzdiz)

931 Someone will eventually find the body of the real Miklos decaying in The Barrel.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

The Barrel™ is based on a Concept by Miklos®

I'll be fine

Posted by: Miklos has come to be somewhat proud of his necessary creation at January 26, 2022 03:39 AM (QzkSJ)

932
The Canadian Convoy is what you call a mass formation, I think. A mass formation against mass formation psychosis.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 03:39 AM (Mzdiz)

933 Are cigs the only thing that takes lipstick off ?

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2022 03:40 AM (arJlL)

934
We got us a convoy:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=lqYTX7parRw

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 26, 2022 03:42 AM (Mzdiz)

935 LOl... LoL Berserker and here I thought I was the only one . nice to know I'm not.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:36 AM (bNl0I)

I'll go farther. There was a time when I was younger, and in between girlfriends where I wouldn't keep an ashtray in the car, because the last thing I needed was cigarette butts with lipstick on them in the ashtray. It avoided a lot of...unpleasantness. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 03:43 AM (VwHCD)

936 Yes Yep Miklos you sure will be fine always and forever. (Wink wink nod )

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:43 AM (bNl0I)

937 Berserker I bet it did!!! (LoL) heh heh ..

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 03:45 AM (bNl0I)

938 Are cigs the only thing that takes lipstick off ?
Posted by: JT

"Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray"

She kissed me anyway.

First Rule about crazy but hot vet chicks who told me A Bit Too Much about her work with the NOPD horses was violated.

A Teachable Moment

Seared in my brain

Posted by: Miklos the Slow Learner at January 26, 2022 03:45 AM (QzkSJ)

939 the last thing I needed was cigarette butts with lipstick on them in the ashtray. It avoided a lot of...unpleasantness. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Friend of mine bought a repo'd car.
There was a roach or two in the ashtray.

Guy came to try to threaten and get his car back.

"Your car?" "damn right it's my car"

Busted for possession.

Posted by: Miklos, kinda funny how the world works or doesn't at January 26, 2022 03:49 AM (QzkSJ)

940 Liz Cheney, You have been weighed and found wanting.

Posted by: Been Timed-out at January 26, 2022 03:52 AM (smVBh)

941 The Canadian Convoy is what you call a mass formation, I think. A mass formation against mass formation psychosis.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

It appears that their GoFundMe is in fact functional, despite some reports.

I wouldn't trust GoFundMe anyway, but seems they have money equivalent to a union strike fund.

Posted by: Miklos, saying Moar Power Good Buddies at January 26, 2022 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)

942 Liz Cheney, You have been weighed and found wanting.
Posted by: Been Timed-out

Girl, sit next to me

Posted by: Stacey A., once and Future Governher at January 26, 2022 03:53 AM (QzkSJ)

943 Ah.

Lipstick.

Watching old movies it was amusing to see women apply it. A lost art!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2022 03:55 AM (Q9lwr)

944 Watching old movies it was amusing to see women apply it. A lost art!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

If you only see girls applying lipstick from watching old movies

Yer doin it RONG

Posted by: Moderately Monastic Miklos at January 26, 2022 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)

945 Just put your lips together and blow.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 26, 2022 03:58 AM (0gmXN)

946 Yer doin it RONG

Posted by: Moderately Monastic Miklos at January 26, 2022 03:57 AM (QzkSJ)

Undoubtedly!

But it was before my time...sad really.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2022 03:59 AM (Q9lwr)

947 Ah.

Lipstick.

Watching old movies it was amusing to see women apply it. A lost art!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2022 03:55 AM (Q9lwr)

They used to do that whole lip press onto a tissue thing if I remember right.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2022 04:02 AM (VwHCD)

948 Just put your lips together and blow.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

That Lauren girl was smokin'

Posted by: Miklos recalls vaguely certain scenes at January 26, 2022 04:02 AM (QzkSJ)

949 Ummm I can apply my lipstick without a mirror. AND not Not mess it up.

Posted by: Supernatural chick in LaLousiana at January 26, 2022 04:04 AM (bNl0I)

950 Her comment was about whistling not blow jobs. At least not at first.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 26, 2022 04:04 AM (0gmXN)

951 Pixy's nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 26, 2022 04:04 AM (ju2Fy)

952 Cabin in the Woods?

Stay out of the basement!

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