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Old Karens Go Wilding on a Young Black Man

...for not wearing a mask. They actually attempt to physically intimidate him, and hit him.

Video below.

Also below: The left is arriving two years late to the realization that the covid panic is overblown and, as a great man said, "The cure must not be worse than the disease," but they want to be congratulated about their late arrival like they just got to the Moon under their own power.

I'm glad that parts of the left -- like Weiss, Maher, and Maher's clapping seal audience -- are coming to their senses. That means that covid hysteria will be ending soon.

But can they have the grace to acknowledge that many people, deplorably located on the right, were here for two years?

The serendipity should be noted, here -- leftwing lesbian Bari Weiss makes this "brave" declaration that she's done with covid the week after after alleged "conservative" blog National Review courageously declares that Fauci should be fired.

Wow, so many brave, unprecedented stances by people all of a sudden.

At least, they're not precedented by anyone who matters.

The most hideous of the Karens aren't letting go just yet. Here's Whoopie Goldberg scolding Bill Maher for his monologue in which he said he was sick of living in the fantasy world of the covid-paranoid.

She claims that lots of "children" are dying of covid. Because she doesn't want to admit she's not panicky "for the sake of the children." She's scared for her own obese ass but wants to make her cringing panic sound heroic and noble-minded.

As with the Teachers Unions, Whoopie is All About the Kids. That's why she'll keep them masked forever. For them -- not for her.

Meanwhile, in Virginia, seven school districts have established a #KarenResistance and are fighting Governor Youngkin's executive order that masks are optional for students.

One school superintendent, a "doctor" (lol), announced his plans to suspend any student not wearing a mask, calling it a "dress code violation."

Fairfax County Public Schools (FCPS) Superintendent Dr. Scott Brabrand on Friday issued a 34-page "Principal Briefing" PowerPoint presentation at a meeting with school administrators that ordered them to suspend students who refuse to wear a mask.

Asra Nomani from Parents Defending Education posted the presentation on her substack, noting that Brabrand had gone "rogue" in defiance of newly minted Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin's (R) executive order allowing parents to decide whether their child will wear a mask in school.

The presentation posted by Nomani noted that refusing to wear a mask would count as a "Dress Code" violation and be subject to suspension.

The seven districts "resisting" the actual science are claiming the CDC is ordering kids to be masked -- but it doesn't. It recommends masking -- based on that fake Arizona study which was debunked and almost surely commissioned by the teachers' unions -- but does not "order" anything.

Furthermore, the CDC makes lots of recommendations, many of which these #Resistance schools are ignoring.

Why should they be allowed to pick and choose what recommendations they will follow or ignore, and then claim of the ones they follow, that those are legally binding?


Phil Kerpen
@kerpen


The CDC recommends; it doesn't require.

A school district cannot choose to follow one particular CDC recommendation to the extent of violating parental rights.

Doing so is not practicable under SB 1303.

That's the state law they're claiming incorporates the CDC's recommendations by reference.

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And isn't this strange?

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When Republicans win, the Democrats immediately form a #Resistance -- including an illegal one, with bureaucrats subverting the government they work for for personal political reasons.

When Democrats win, they declare "the People have spoken!" and accuse anyone objecting of being treasonous insurrectionists and Bull Connor Racists.


Finally, in New York, this frozen-faced moron says your kids will just have to get used to wearing masks nine hours per day, forever and ever.

After all, her daughter got used to wearing sneakers decades ago.

MASK MANDATES FOR CHILDREN: Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY) says: "My daughter had a meltdown about having to put sneakers on to go to kindergarten. She got used to wearing sneakers in school. They adapt better than adults do."

Ah, they "adapt" better than adults to.

Remember the Democrats' constant answer to why they should be permitted to force your children to wear quasi-religious celices while in school, or give them non-educational "virtual learning" to keep fat unhealthy neurotic teachers physically and psychologically healthy: "Kids are resilient." They'll adapt to and recover from nearly any punishment, disadvantage, and developmental retardation we inflict on them.

That's their excuse for why they're permitted to pile so many burdens on small children for the sake of adults.

And, as Karol Markowitz gleefully points out -- the sextagenarian Kathy Hochul, for whom the masking requirement is designed to benefit, is never seen wearing a mask herself.

But she'll make children, whose risk for serious covid is so low it cannot even be accurately measured, wear the mask.

So she is free to show that Botoxed fright-face unmasked.

We must began demanding: Are teachers not also "resilient"? Is it not time to demand that they, too, begin contributing their fair share to the Resiliency Fund?

Get ready to stand up and cheer:



Posted by: Ace at 03:25 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

2 When Republicans win, the Democrats immediately form a #Resistance -- including an illegal one, with bureaucrats subverting the government they work for for personal political reasons.

When Democrats win, they declare "the People have spoken!" and accuse anyone objecting of being treasonous insurrectionists and Bull Connor Racists.

==========

It's nice that the GOPe seems to have finally picked up on this trend. I mean...Youngkin is purebred GOPe, and he's fighting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

3 But remember, Democrats and Biden tried to declare victory over covid last summer.

Maher's been off the covid mania pretty much since then, at least.

And yet here we are. Why? Because the Democratic base is quite literally insane now. Two years of telling them that someone getting within six feet of them without a mask will lead to their assured deaths at the hands of covid has had an effect.

And, remember, conservatives are supposedly the dumb ones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

4 But can they have the grace to acknowledge that many people, deplorably located on the right, were here for two years?

Nope. They will claim that it was scientifically unknown, if not unknowable, until just now. These lackwits see themselves as educated and lovers of science. They'll never concede that they were full of beans all along.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 03:29 PM (3YVs3)

5 What are "high-risk" sports, and how do you hold them virtually?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:30 PM (Ez6QX)

6 ugh....that was racist....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 24, 2022 03:30 PM (CqHIp)

7

"I may never ... feel comfortable without a mask."

They why wasn't she wearing one?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

8 hahaha, she takes her mask off to fuss at him.

LOVE IT

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 03:30 PM (20dEU)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

10
Out: Seizing and Pouncing.
In: Seditious and storming.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 24, 2022 03:31 PM (CtltA)

11 White Bitches be cray cray yo!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:31 PM (OalnH)

12 It seems to me that anyone attempting to vaxx shame you or mask shame you by screaming, "You need to protect others, especially children!" are really trying to scream, "You need to protect ME! MY life is more valuable!"

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2022 03:32 PM (YIVH2)

13 hahaha, she takes her mask off to fuss at him.

LOVE IT
Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 03:30 PM (20dEU)

Why doesn't shit like that happen to me? I could use a good laugh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:32 PM (Ez6QX)

14 call me the monolith

Posted by: bari weiss's landingstrip at January 24, 2022 03:32 PM (JNJDb)

15 Karens Gone Wilding!

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 24, 2022 03:32 PM (CtltA)

16 Best sign at the Mandates March yesterday:

STOP
KAREN

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:33 PM (786Ro)

17 Theory:

Democrats are fucking ugly people and want masks to up their ratings by three points.

Mask on: 7
Mask off: 4

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 24, 2022 03:33 PM (4fSQf)

18 We need to rescind the whole "It's never OK to hit a woman" thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:33 PM (II3Gr)

19 Sure, those Karens hit the guy, but first, he must've beaten them with an ugly stick.

Posted by: Wally at January 24, 2022 03:33 PM (FJYfm)

20 The most impressive thing about Bari Weiss on last night's Bill Maher is the wild applause after she finishes here. After two years the tides are turning, even for the left leaning people in this country when it comes to covid. Watch this: pic.twitter.com/8DIH3zTibM


And it's HER side that did this. It's HER side that is dragging it out.

Yet she'll vote for it again and again.

Fuck off.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

21 18 We need to rescind the whole "It's never OK to hit a woman" thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:33 PM (II3Gr)

=========

You only say this because you have a vested financial interest in tire irons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

22 "I may never feel comfortable not wearing a mask", she says through the air occupying the space where a mask would totally be if she weren't with Good People at the moment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 03:34 PM (6FeV1)

23 If kids are so resilient, why are people always trying to enact laws to protect them?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:34 PM (RaNzC)

24
Old ladys were 'sperging out in that elevator!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:34 PM (v2fyE)

25 The tide on coof is turning around the country because it's become bad for their stupid idiot party, the Democrats. But now regardless it's time for the other stupid idiot party to take power and then we'll see what tomorrow's rules are. Maybe coof will even be the fault of elected officials once again.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 03:34 PM (dscaa)

26 You know who was brave?

A lot of commenters on this blog were brave.

Took many slings and arrows from a number of different quarters but they stood firm and, to borrow a phrase: Persisted.

And what was banaable, controversial, or deemed conspiracy is now accepted as fact.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2022 03:34 PM (lTTSV)

27 I'm still predicting a Democratic Party split at some point before 2030.

COVID will be a big part of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

28 Every time another overly-vaxxed Karen catches COVID, another angel gets their wings.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2022 03:34 PM (wa3GZ)

29
Fairfax County Public Schools (FCPS) Superintendent Dr. Scott Brabrand on Friday issued a 34-page "Principal Briefing" PowerPoint presentation at a meeting with school administrators that ordered them to suspend students who refuse to wear a mask.

----

Thirty-four pages? So, it's like, two pages of simplified dishonest legal arguments, an organizational chart, and 31 pages of marxist political theory. I'm guessing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2022 03:35 PM (laUZs)

30 Shows like Bill Maher, the clap because the flashing sign tells them to, not because they know what they want.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

31 One of the commenters on that Twatter video said, "I smell dried-up ovaries and cat pee."

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 03:35 PM (txdEq)

32
Out: A Scold of Karens.
In: A Bold Strategy of Karens.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 24, 2022 03:35 PM (CtltA)

33 The young man showed admirable restraint.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 24, 2022 03:35 PM (m/Gc2)

34 I last wore a mask sometime in mid 2000. Maybe July-ish? I honestly do not understand how people are still wearing that shit. It truly boggles my mind.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:36 PM (OalnH)

35 Kids ARE resilient, but it can be overcome.

Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at January 24, 2022 03:36 PM (FJYfm)

36 Kids are resilient.

The inherent implication here is that they are being abused, being hurt.

But I guess Karen thinks that's a-ok.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:36 PM (j9HX3)

37 In Whoopi's Defense, she practically embodies comorbidities; she's a walking poster child for "what actually kills people who die from the Wuhan Flu"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

38 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2022 03:36 PM (arJlL)

39 Some people need to get their anxiety treated.

Posted by: fear marketing - its all the rage at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (YubW7)

40 In the Lebanon OH school district, the superintendent allowed a satanic club to meet on school property. His 'reasoning' was that since the district allowed a religious group to have a prayer meeting earlier, the satanic group was also allowed to meet also.

Here's a idea Bub, grow a set of balls and say 'No'. It would be nice to see him social shunned by the townsfolk and incur spill accidents at every local restaurant he and his family attend due to his stance.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (mD/uy)

41 30 Shows like Bill Maher, the clap because the flashing sign tells them to, not because they know what they want.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

___

Yeah those seals are...well, seals. They'll do what they're told.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (OalnH)

42 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:34 PM (LvTSG)

Go long on popcorn.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (YglAn)

43
I thought Whoopie Gasbag had caught COVID, despite being 'vaccinated.' Isn't she immune now? 300 pounds of COVID-resistant cellulite.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (laUZs)

44 The governor of my state can't require school masking, but individual school districts can.

So a teacher in a Montco school was caught TAPING a mask to a 9 yr old boy's face.

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (DJFLF)

45 Dems want to end COVID because it's destroying them in the polls but Karens and Davids just can't give up the feeling of superiority they get from having taken every shot and booster, masking at all times, even during sex and spraying Lysol all over their groceries.

Karens are hall monitors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (4fSQf)

46 Knocking their heads together would have made such a satisfying melon thump.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (yQpMk)

47 C19 hysteria is likely fading, combo of fatigue, some minimal awareness of reality by the masses, and isolated initiatives like Youngkin's.

But the collapsed institutions who enabled/created this catastrophe are 1,000% intact, in charge, unaccountable, unapologetic, and absolutely undiminished in their capacity and willingness to cause harm.

The populace that (mostly) tolerated or actively enthusiastically obeyed the idiocy from these people and institutions remains.

The medical profession/institutions that revealed how technically incompetent, lazy, and corporate-dronish they are (largely) remain.

Good luck.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (OTzUX)

48 Covidiots: Follow the Science! Follow the Science! Listen to Experts!

CDC: masks do less than nothing to protect you from covid

Covidiots: What the fuck do those kulaks know?! FOLLOW THE SCIENCE!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (6FeV1)

49 We need to rescind the whole "It's never OK to hit a woman" thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022

***
Elevator Guy should have clobbered at least one of them to the floor. No doubt that would have made the other one stop.

One of these days these psychotics are going to get into an elevator with someone who does not have the restraint this guy did. I'm no Chuck Norris -- but if some old masked bat started hitting me in an enclosed space, I'd hit back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (txdEq)

50 "Not funny to people who have lost their kids to this vaccine"

Huh. Kinsleyan gaffe? Freudian slip?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (II3Gr)

51 We need to rescind the whole "It's never OK to hit a woman" thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed.
-- NFL members

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (mD/uy)

52 >But can they have the grace to acknowledge that many people, deplorably located on the right, were here for two years?

But "I told you so" is so gauche, ace...

/s if it wasn't obvious

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (cHmL0)

53 Hochul looks like an actual witch and is actually worse than the Murder Gov, IMO. She is insane.

Soon after she took office, she told a church congregation from the pulpit that they were her apostles for covid.

Insane.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (rF64X)

54 Holy fucking whackadoodle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (mdaT8)

55 the covid shit is fading b/c every single GoodWhite I know got the coof right after their boosters

even these stone-stupid boors realize something isn't kosher

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (j9HX3)

56 We need to rescind the whole "It's never OK to hit a woman" thing.
Posted by: Insomniac


You never hit a lady. Those broads weren't ladies. Ipso facto - open season.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (uXonU)

57
Related: fake sports "journalists" rushed to twitter on Saturday to celebrate the Packers loss because Rodgers wasn't pro-vaxx enough.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (v2fyE)

58 Covid hysteria is long gone in most of the country. We just have a distorted view because all the media is in DC, NYC and LA where the lunacy continues. Don't fall for it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:39 PM (OalnH)

59 A good friend's wife is a full on, hard core Karen.
She has complained about mask less people using walking trails. She said people who don't want to be forced to get vaccinated should accept the consequences. And recently demanded a dental hygienist provide her vaxx status.
And I wouldn't have expected this from her.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 03:39 PM (eGTCV)

60 In Whoopi's Defense, she practically embodies comorbidities; she's a walking poster child for "what actually kills people who die from the Wuhan Flu"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Is on of those "ugly as a possums taint?

Posted by: Bruce at January 24, 2022 03:39 PM (vd8XM)

61 A lot of commenters on this blog were brave.

Took many slings and arrows from a number of different quarters but they stood firm and, to borrow a phrase: Persisted.

And what was banaable, controversial, or deemed conspiracy is now accepted as fact.
==
When this place works, it is a valuable bullshit detector.
when it doesn't, we spend two years trading Q comments.

Posted by: sometimes you get it right, sometimes you don't at January 24, 2022 03:39 PM (gW+ga)

62 The mask obsessed Karens perpetrated a hate crime and they could not be prouder.

They need to get out more. Their irrational fear and panic is quite amusing really.

And that guy should file criminal charges against that one bitch who hit him.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 24, 2022 03:39 PM (haWye)

63 So scared of covid they touched the guy.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 24, 2022 03:39 PM (rF64X)

64 So a teacher in a Montco school was caught TAPING a mask to a 9 yr old boy's face.


yeah kallisto - north penn, right?

any explanation ever given for that horrible little scene?

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (j9HX3)

65 This isn't that hard to understand;

1- There are one set of rules for lib's, another for everyone else.
2- COVID is part of their cult religion. Just like killing babies and giving your children over to the government. Don't expect them to come to any true realizations unless they are seeking to benefit the cult. Then see rule #1

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (VpIIl)

66 This is a collectivists wet dream. They need to train the kids to be obedient to the dictates of the state.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (Y5qcH)

67 But can they have the grace to acknowledge that many people, deplorably located on the right, were here for two years?

No, because as Bari (whom I have zero clue as to who/what she is) said those people are anti-vaxxers, science deniers, and/or Trumpers, any of which disqualifies them from any consideration whatsoever.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (a3Q+t)

68 52 >But can they have the grace to acknowledge that many people, deplorably located on the right, were here for two years?

But "I told you so" is so gauche, ace...

/s if it wasn't obvious
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (cHmL0)

===========

"Sit down and shut the fuck up," is better, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

69 57
Related: fake sports "journalists" rushed to twitter on Saturday to celebrate the Packers loss because Rodgers wasn't pro-vaxx enough.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (v2fyE)

___

If you care about the NFL, you give these people power. If you ignore it, you don't.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (OalnH)

70 Old white wymmins.

Not in a blue inner city because POC man would have bitch slapped granny's to death.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (gmo/4)

71 Maher trying to stem the November 2022 flood but they're not listening to him any more. The Monster is self-supporting now.

The last time I checked Maher's tweet, half the replies/retweets / whatever were calling him a turncoat and demanding his blood -- sometimes literally.

Boo-freaking-hoo.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (UHVv4)

72 Why hasn't walking comorbidity Jerry Nadler died?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (eGTCV)

73 All this bullshit about kids being resilient. How many adults are in therapy because of Childhood trauma?

Kids have a difficult time asserting their interests so they carry the harm with them silently until they need to seek help, often as adults.

Posted by: BuckIV at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (CLfqv)

74 The Wuhan Flu overreaction has allowed some people's inner Home Owners Association President to take over, but not just locally. no, they don't just want to control the behavior and property of a small neighborhood, but through out the city, the county, the state, the entire nation. They Know What Is Best For Us. Its for the Greater Good
(the greater good)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (KZzsI)

75 Interesting trivia: Using a Gurkha knife a minimally trained person can disembowel in less than 2 seconds.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (GYllL)

76 In Whoopi's Defense, she practically embodies comorbidities; she's a walking poster child for "what actually kills people who die from the Wuhan Flu"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And she has no excuse. I couldn't believe how fat she had gotten, and she has enough money for many personal trainers and chefs.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (rF64X)

77
Wow, I applaud that man for being so level-headed and getting out relatively unscathed.

Me? I might have panicked in that predicament. I might have, in my panic, pulled the emergency stop on the elevator in the midst of the assault. And then, in my panic, defended myself with extreme prejudice against these old crows.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (Cf/uA)

78 Has the Island of Lucifer's Children enacted a sneaker mandate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (todmg)

79 as a great man said, "The cure must not be worse than the disease,"


Don Shula

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (786Ro)

80 the guy on the elevator was a saint - that said I wish he would have said "Who bitch dis is?"

I would have!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (j9HX3)

81

Bill Maher in 2019

"There are two Americas, and it seems like one is where all the cool jobs are, where people drive Teslas and eat artisanal ice cream. We have orchestras, theater districts, world-class shopping. We have chef Wolfgang Puck, they have Chef Boyardee.

Our roofs have solar panels, theirs have last year's Christmas lights. We've got legal bud, they've got Budweiser. We have anal bleaching, they have Congressman Steve King. The flyover states have become the passed over states. That's why red state voters are so pissed off.

They don't hate us, they want to be us. They want to go to the party. It's like we're the British royal family and they're Meghan Markle's dad."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (63Dwl)

82 Stop propping kids up like they're some Brainiac miracle entity that will fix everything.

They don't know shit unless they're taught it.

And the left ain't teaching, they're destroying.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

83 If you care about the NFL, you give these people power. If you ignore it, you don't.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (OalnH)

Hubs and I actually got in a big fight over this last night.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)

84 A lot of commenters on this blog were brave.



Those guys that took Suribachi? Pikers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (yQpMk)

85 Feetsball is still going? Who knew?

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

86 And who will contest Gov Botox's mask mandate or her contention that children are "resilient" after being muzzled all day long and exposing their little lungs to bacterial infection?

Certainly not the American Pediatrics Association who rolled over for Xi the moment the coof panic hit.

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (DJFLF)

87 Janet Weiss > Bari Weiss

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (a3Q+t)

88 Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted. Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevik forever. -- V. I. Lenin

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (II3Gr)

89 A good friend's wife is a full on, hard core Karen.
She has complained about mask less people using walking trails. She said people who don't want to be forced to get vaccinated should accept the consequences. And recently demanded a dental hygienist provide her vaxx status.
And I wouldn't have expected this from her.
===
germophobia/fear of disease/ need for control you trigger somebody's anxiety/fear limbic system and they have a pre existing issue, you see that.

Posted by: it goes from hand washing, to wearing a plastic bubble pretty quick at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (qf+Gf)

90 Sit down and shut the fuck up," is better, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

Get off my plane helicopter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (6FeV1)

91
The Democrat Party: We're Coming For Your Children

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (dscaa)

92 Hochul gave the game away. They know kids are quite malleable and they can make the final leap to perfect The New Soviet man with the upcoming generation.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (cHmL0)

93 This will only be solved with rope....lots of rope. Or, perhaps a wall, with some sort of "squad". This is strictly opinion, NSA Bob.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (r1z5A)

94
If you care about the NFL, you give these people power. If you ignore it, you don't.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

I care about exposing Liars, no matter what the circumstances. But thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (v2fyE)

95 Seinfeld sent $50000.00 to Hochul -(unelected Gov. of NY) for her election campaign. Used to be a funny guy. Not so much now.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (LilNs)

96 Why hasn't walking comorbidity Jerry Nadler died?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Just a guess - Ivermectin.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (mD/uy)

97 71 Maher trying to stem the November 2022 flood but they're not listening to him any more. The Monster is self-supporting now.

The last time I checked Maher's tweet, half the replies/retweets / whatever were calling him a turncoat and demanding his blood -- sometimes literally.

Boo-freaking-hoo.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (UHVv4)

==========

The media and Democratic politicians operate as though Twitter is real life, and Twitter is designed by its crazy progressive coders to be as leftist as humanly possible. There's no saving the Democratic Party from this. Those on the left who want to move on need to realize that the Democratic Party is no longer their home. Also, if they join the Republican Party, they can join the back ranks and have no positions of power.

I suggest they break off and start their own party. Call it the Coffee Party or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

98 Kathy Hochul's face is literally frozen. Bizarre looking human.

The Botox, it is strong with this one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (1Q2Jm)

99 I'm glad that parts of the left -- like Weiss, Maher, and Maher's clapping seal audience -- are coming to their senses. That means that covid hysteria will be ending soon.


I'm thinking not. The hysteria won't be over till the teacher's unions say so.

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (786Ro)

100 I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (uXonU)

101 Certainly not the American Pediatrics Association who rolled over for Xi the moment the coof panic hit.
==
FYI pediatricians make most of their revenue off vaccinations.

So . . .

Posted by: don't expect them to stand in the way of another one at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (QGq7R)

102 Also on the Friday show, Maher did a segment giving Dems advice for 2022. It was basically "don't call every white person who disagrees with you a Nazi". And his clapping seals were confused because they are supposed to clap at everything he says but that was hate speech by him or something. It was funny on several fronts.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (OalnH)

103 Dr. Scott Braband is the same type of "Doctor" as the venerable Dr. Jill. His doctorate is in Education Administration. Yep. He's a medical expert.

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (jOXVr)

104 Most of da brother I know would have opened a can of WoopAss on those old bats. Would have been epic if that had done that to the Runningback who punched his old lady, cuz she wouldn't stop bitchen at him in Atlantic City. Then dragged her out the elevator by one leg.

Posted by: Paladin at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (CE4w9)

105 "Patriot Front" Founder is 23-Year-Old - Walked at Tiki Torch March in Charlottesville

Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

106 The girl in the video at the end ... beautiful delivery of sarcasm from beneath a mask. Really beautiful.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (Q3oNv)

107
Hubs and I actually got in a big fight over this last night.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)


But, then there's make-up sex.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

108 I have an otherwise reasonable cousin who refused to visit my mother during Christmas. She was afraid they'd give my mom the OMGicron because Mom hasn't bothered to get a booster. Apparently, she and her husband are vaxxed, boosted, refusing to leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and are double-masking. In the house. Alone.

My mom told her they should learn how to turn off the TV.

Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (fHydr)

109 I see that Kathy Hochul and Nancy Pelosi share the same eyebrow roadie.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

110 yeah kallisto - north penn, right?

any explanation ever given for that horrible little scene?

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (j9HX3)

well, School superintendent apologized but I don't know if action was taken against the perp teacher.

The weird twist on this one is that the mom of the boy was all butthurt that the story got out to the general public because she wanted to keep it under the radar.

That's how I know she's an Aspirational.

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (DJFLF)

111 the hell with hitting 'em, cough on 'em, they'll back right off !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (9CuDT)

112 Who bitch dis is?"

I would have!
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (j9HX3)

In a booming, operatic, stentorian basso profundo:

"To WHOM does the bitch currently in evidence belonnnng?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (6FeV1)

113 I hope those crazy old women Karens were arrested after their little elevator ride. That was insane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (1Q2Jm)

114 2 point margin of victory seems like a lot. He should continue, full speed ahead.

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

115 Maher is exceptionally smug for a guy who is almost always wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

116 95 Seinfeld sent $50000.00 to Hochul -(unelected Gov. of NY) for her election campaign. Used to be a funny guy. Not so much now.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (LilNs)

___

I'm one of those dumb people who thinks laws matter still....but isn't the max donation $2500 per person? How does he send $50K?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (OalnH)

117 >Nope. They will claim that it was scientifically unknown, if not unknowable, until just now. These lackwits see themselves as educated and lovers of science. They'll never concede that they were full of beans all along.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 03:29 PM (3YVs3)

The Scott Adams Maneuver

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (cHmL0)

118 Has the Island of Lucifer's Children enacted a sneaker mandate.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (todmg)

Wearing shoes is exactly the same as being forced to cover your nose and mouth for 7 hours.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (rF64X)

119 I couldn't believe how fat she had gotten, and she has enough money for many personal trainers and chefs.

Like Oprah, all the money and power in the world won't help a bit if you're the kind that denies yourself nothing and will not do what it takes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

120 If I never see Whoopsies fat face and bloated walrus body again it will be too soon. Gees, does she eat her co-hosts or what?

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (5aWFq)

121
In Whoopi's Defense, she practically embodies comorbidities; she's a walking poster child for "what actually kills people who die from the Wuhan Flu"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Is she taking Prednisone?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (63Dwl)

122 I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.


Make sure your toe tag is filled out and your next of kin notification is current.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (uXonU)

123 Seinfeld sent $50000.00 to Hochul -(unelected Gov. of NY) for her election campaign. Used to be a funny guy. Not so much now.
Posted by: Glenn John


The woke cocktail party circuit must be fun as hell.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (r1z5A)

124 But can they have the grace to acknowledge that many people, deplorably located on the right, were here for two years?

=====

Logical impossibility. Anybody from their tribe suggesting it would be shoved to the edge of the ice, and be left to float away.

Where it is getting fun is with Inner Tribe clergy starting to say "it's over," but Science Made Flesh Fauci saying, "nah, more rounds of boosters."

Who will be Luther and nail a "Fire Fauci" flyer on some door?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (8AONa)

125 Nice Freudian slip from Goldberg,

"We all know kids who have been lost to the Vaccine"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (1Q2Jm)

126 I saw a vid this morning that Brian Stelter went to a classroom where the teacher is teaching how to recognize "misinformation" and encouraging the students to challenge everybody who actually pays attention and can differentiate propaganda from reality.

That stupid woman on Bill Maher will only go so far in her newfound brave attitude - just so long as she knows there's a crowd in front of her so she can always slink back if necessary. 2 years. 2 fucking years. Think how many people have lost their livelihoods for what is now becoming mainstream. Fuck all of them with a saw, sideways.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (wAnMi)

127 I finally figured out why the in-crowd is so anti-Ivermectin. If they get rid of all the worms in charge of things NOBODY WILL BE LEFT.

*Elvis voice: Thank you very much.*

Posted by: MaxMBJ at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (Q3oNv)

128 I'm glad that parts of the left -- like Weiss, Maher, and Maher's clapping seal audience -- are coming to their senses. That means that covid hysteria will be ending soon.


I'm thinking not. The hysteria won't be over till the teacher's unions say so.
==
the gameplan is that it will never be "over". It will however, have a new target. You see when we publicize the negative long term side effects, a great tidal wave of hysterical anger will rise up and be directed at the Maestro of Operation Warp speed. Donald J. Trump

Posted by: Soros (look i told you it was a good plan) at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (QGq7R)

129 Brabrand had gone "rogue" in defiance of newly minted Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin's (R) executive order allowing parents to decide whether their child will wear a mask in schoo


Let's Go Brabrand!

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (786Ro)

130 I was done with COVID and all the bullshit of it exactly three weeks after it started. I quit wearing masks and started giving people the 'I dare you to say something' eyes.

No one ever did. After a while, whenever I saw someone else maskless and defying the bullshit, I'd give them a head nod, like we were two freedom fighters behind the lines who'd just passed in the night under Stasi spotlights.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (4fSQf)

131 So if I hit a black guy and then chant "Black lives matter" I'm absolved of assault and battery?

I don't think that will work in all cases.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (LaNzR)

132 Call it the Coffee Party or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:42 PM (LvTSG)

I get it

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (6FeV1)

133 >It seems to me that anyone attempting to vaxx shame you or mask shame you by screaming, "You need to protect others, especially children!" are really trying to scream, "You need to protect ME! MY life is more valuable!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2022 03:32 PM (YIVH2)

For sure they are using kids and grannies as their personal meat shields. Because it would be too base to admit that they are most concerned for their own asses, and no one else.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (cHmL0)

134 Humans never change. Witchcraft, "wise women," Christianity, feminism, government, "science." There has always been a female personality type who abuses whatever powerful system currently exists as leverage to control other people. Not for the sake of the system (which they probably don't even understand), but solely for the sake of exerting power over other people.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (BJKQV)

135 Under new LA school district rules, students can no longer wear cloth masks. They must wear masks with a metal bridge piece.

LA Karen rejoice. Their children will no longer "know everything" as they struggle to focus or even breathe in class.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (wBpKf)

136 I guarantee these Karen's are fanatical devotees of Rachael Madcow, The View, and the rest of the quasifemale halfwits on the left.

I know a couple of them...not these on the video...myself.

.

Posted by: Dantes at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (fVKtH)

137 Gees, does she eat her co-hosts or what?
Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (5aWFq)


After taping, in the dressing room.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

138 FYI pediatricians make most of their revenue off vaccinations.

So . . .

Posted by: don't expect them to stand in the way of another one at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (QGq7R)

oh, no...this was WAY before the jabs were in distribution. They actually scrubbed their website where they published data that children need to see facial expressions on others in their company in order to properly develop mentally and socially. They did this so nothing got in the way of mask mandates.

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (DJFLF)

139
"Patriot Front" Founder is 23-Year-Old - Walked at Tiki Torch March in Charlottesville
Posted by: SMOD

lol @ "founder"

I'm sure he's the Mastermind behind all of it, too.
I'm sure he's not a Semi-Mentally-Retarded dupe surrounded by Feds steering him into a certain direction.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (v2fyE)

140 The Democrat Party: We're Coming For Your Children
Posted by: ...


Make sure your toe tag is filled out and your next of kin notification is current.


There! Cut and paste to the correct comment!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (uXonU)

141 The guy in the Elevator?

If it was me, I would be calling 911 right away. He was hit by at least one of the crazies, so he has the right to make a complaint. Young Black Man and two older, respectable Liberal White Womyn? Definitely call the police.

Remember this always! First person to contact the police and file a complaint is considered the victim. You would rather be the complaining victim than the suspected perpetrator.

Posted by: rd at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (Z32m1)

142 My son and his fiancé finally got covid (no shots, no masks for 2 years). One felt tired and headachy with body aches- for ONE DAY! The other, after 2 days, still has a stuffy head and is tired.

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

143 "Kids are resilient." They'll adapt to and recover from nearly any punishment, disadvantage, and developmental retardation we inflict on them.

That's their excuse for why they're permitted to pile so many burdens on small children for the sake of adults.

People have been using this as a glib excuse for doing shitty, damaging things to kids for years (e.g. divorce), even though it's been well-established that childhood trauma can follow people around for the rest of their lives. I think it's time this phrase be retired and adults start fucking acting like adults, especially with regard to children.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (II3Gr)

144 >>95 Seinfeld sent $50000.00 to Hochul -(unelected Gov. of NY) for her election campaign. Used to be a funny guy. Not so much now.

Didn't he marry a 16 year old or something?

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (GYllL)

145 Bari Weiss was red-pilled last year. She's still a liberal, but a sane one.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (OalnH)

146 87 Janet Weiss > Bari Weiss
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (a3Q+t)

Rachel Weiss > Janet Weiss > Bari Weiss

It is known.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (dfRN6)

147 If I never see Whoopsies fat face and bloated walrus body again it will be too soon.
- Ted Danson

Posted by: Woody, I never should have bet with you at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (YubW7)

148 Those women deserved to lose their teeth. I don't know how I would react except that I most likely would be taken away in bracelets.

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (jOXVr)

149 The weird twist on this one is that the mom of the boy was all butthurt that the story got out to the general public because she wanted to keep it under the radar.

That's how I know she's an Aspirational.


or she's just afraid of repercussions to her son

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (j9HX3)

150 Under new LA school district rules, students can no longer wear cloth masks. They must wear masks with a metal bridge piece.

LA Karen rejoice. Their children will no longer "know everything" as they struggle to focus or even breathe in class.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor


Those are actually better. You can bend the piece to where it leaves a gap so you can breathe.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:48 PM (uXonU)

151 Those girls in the elevator are lucky the dude didn't hit the top floor button and proceed to work them all over.

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 03:48 PM (+ya+t)

152 Hochul, wow. And I thought Jay Inslee was the dumbest governor when he equated masks with WWII battleships.

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:48 PM (786Ro)

153
I suggest they break off and start their own party. Call it the Coffee Party or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford

The No Label Coffee Party

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 03:48 PM (63Dwl)

154 83 If you care about the NFL, you give these people power. If you ignore it, you don't.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (OalnH)

Hubs and I actually got in a big fight over this last night.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM (Ez6QX)

Which side were you on?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:48 PM (II3Gr)

155 145 Bari Weiss was red-pilled last year. She's still a liberal, but a sane one.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (OalnH)

==========

She probably voted for Eric Adams thinking he'd be a different kind of Democrat, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)

156 109 I see that Kathy Hochul and Nancy Pelosi share the same eyebrow roadie.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

this is a "tell" that the old bags of leather have paid for numerous brow lifts

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (DJFLF)

157 "Patriot Front" Founder is 23-Year-Old - Walked at Tiki Torch March in Charlottesville
Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (RHGPo)
==============

That's right!

Posted by: FBI Patriot Front Agent In Charge at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (1Q2Jm)

158 Medical Doctor testifies how he had Covid patients he was not allowed to treat. When he tried to give care other than waiting until they couldn't breathe and putting them on a respirator, he was put through a sham trial and forbidden to practice medicine at that hospital. His career was ended.

https://bit.ly/3KF0EhN

Fauci has so much to answer for. His maniacal focus on a vaccine and no other treatment option destroyed lives and careers.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (RaNzC)

159 "Patriot Front" Founder is 23-Year-Old - Walked at Tiki Torch March in Charlottesville
Posted by: SMOD
---
lol @ "founder"

I'm sure he's the Mastermind behind all of it, too.
I'm sure he's not a Semi-Mentally-Retarded dupe surrounded by Feds steering him into a certain direction.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:46 PM

I'd go with "23-Year-Old FBI intern".

Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (fHydr)

160 Didn't he marry a 16 year old or something?
Posted by: Capital Eff


If sex is something, then, yeah.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (r1z5A)

161 People wearing masks bitching about someone not wearing a mask are really indicating they don't believe masks work, otherwise they shouldn't care.

At least that's been my response if challenged.

However with those two bints... heads bouncing off the elevator walls a couple times might realign their position.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (BFigT)

162 Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 03:45 PM (5aWFq)

Saw your comment last thread. You are very kind.

Husband and I went to a resort this past weekend. When we were checking in, the guy said that the fitness center was closed for renovations. I said, "uh, do we LOOK like we would be using the fitness center?" He laughed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (Ez6QX)

163 Hubs and I actually got in a big fight over this last night.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:41 PM

Does he realize you're the longest-serving Bacon Wench?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (a3Q+t)

164
I love how the "leaked" "chat log" of the "patriot front" was "leaked" and it contained them bragging of all their "hate crimes."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (v2fyE)

165 The seven districts "resisting" the actual science are claiming the CDC is ordering kids to be masked -- but it doesn't. It recommends masking -- based on that fake Arizona study which was debunked and almost surely commissioned by the teachers' unions -- but does not "order" anything.
______________

That AZ study was bullshit. 80 of the 270 schools they surveyed weren't even in-person schools, but the study authors didn't even know that until it was pointed out to them after the study was published. Then the authors blamed the AZ government for not explicitly spelling out what the schools were, instead of admitting that their own research was sloppy and stupid and they were too lazy to even do a quick online search to find out if the "schools" they were listing were actually places where in-person classes were held, or just correspondence or "virtual learning" academies where nobody attends an actual class, masked or not.

Anyway, the CDC admitted last week that paper and cloth face masks provide "negligible" protection from the virus, so it's idiotic to still be having this argument. Masks don't work, even the CDC admits that!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (k4dH2)

166 The No Label Coffee Party
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 03:48 PM (63Dwl)

You can put your Sanka in a pop-top oxo container, and it's still gonna be Sanka.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (6FeV1)

167 55 the covid shit is fading b/c every single GoodWhite I know got the coof right after their boosters

even these stone-stupid boors realize something isn't kosher
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (j9HX3)

The mental anguish for them is far worse than any physical symptoms.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (wa3GZ)

168 But can they have the grace to acknowledge that many people, deplorably located on the right, were here for two years?


No. The right made wild, rash assumptions and failed to follow the science in a pandemic. The left is coming to the same conclusion through careful considered thought and by doing their own research.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (F4b8f)

169 I blame single moms. STRONG fathers would nip the crazy in the bud.


"Ducks" and applies for the witness protection program.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (gmo/4)

170 "kids adapt better" == kids do what adults tell them to do

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (786Ro)

171 or she's just afraid of repercussions to her son

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (j9HX3)

then she should have just not publicized it on her NextDoor app or wherever the fvck she decided to vent in the first place

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (DJFLF)

172 115 Maher is exceptionally smug for a guy who is almost always wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

So he's the epitome of liberalism.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (z5Vrg)

173 Those girls in the elevator are lucky the dude didn't hit the top floor button and proceed to work them all over.
Posted by: dartist


Like a pro football player with a lippy girlfriend.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (uXonU)

174 My mom told her they should learn how to turn off the TV.
Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (fHydr)

Bert- You have a wonderful mom! Hug her for me.

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (Ed8Zd)

175 5 Seinfeld sent $50000.00 to Hochul -(unelected Gov. of NY) for her election campaign. Used to be a funny guy. Not so much now.

Didn't he marry a 16 year old or something?
==
No he dated a nice jewish teen girl with booge Hoobs for a while. Then married one in her early twenties. Hey, Billy Joel did a concert at my school, met a sorority girl and married her before she graduated I think.

Posted by: Money at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (zqgUS)

176 I just found out today I had covid in November. Thought it was just the flu at the time. Had violent diarrhea (you don't want to know) but no fever followed by severe heartburn for two days followed by gnawing chest pain for two months. Pleurisy they tell me. Oh, I'm double-vaxxed.

Anyhoo, I'm happy to report I'm alive and recovering and never wore a mask except in the earliest of days when they fooled even me for a month.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (Q3oNv)

177 On the Guv:

She's atrocious,
She's precocious,
She don't know how,
She's got, Nancy Pelosi's brows...

Posted by: Mark The Lurker at January 24, 2022 03:51 PM (dnZ/2)

178 The Democrat Party: We're Coming For Your Children
Posted by: ...


Us too! Kids are resilient...and oh so flexible!

Posted by: CNN Producers at January 24, 2022 03:51 PM (FJYfm)

179 At the risk of sounding sexist, I believe the word they used to use to describe women in stressful situations is hysterical.
It looks like there are a lot of hysterical women out there and almost all of our public policies are designed to assuage their emotionalism.

There. I said it anyways.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 24, 2022 03:51 PM (MFphb)

180 Are any people named Weiss actually White.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 03:51 PM (todmg)

181 Quote Tweet
Chi Osse @OsseChi; Jan 22
Up to no good

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze; Jan 23
7 NYC Council members who keep kids masked 8 hours a day just living up the dream and up to no good.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/
1485283673154867201

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 03:51 PM (UHVv4)

182 158 Medical Doctor testifies how he had Covid patients he was not allowed to treat. When he tried to give care other than waiting until they couldn't breathe and putting them on a respirator, he was put through a sham trial and forbidden to practice medicine at that hospital. His career was ended.

https://bit.ly/3KF0EhN

Fauci has so much to answer for. His maniacal focus on a vaccine and no other treatment option destroyed lives and careers.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:49 PM (RaNzC)

Eh, he's probably just making it up. Anyone can just make anything up about COVID that diverges from the narrative, and it should be dismissed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:51 PM (II3Gr)

183 Which side were you on?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:48 PM (II3Gr)

The f*ck the NFL side.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)

184 I imagine that the covid panic is over for most people. The vaccines are a bust eventually. Even the most hardened karens admit masks are theater at best. Everyone will get the coof. The virus will continue to mutate getting less dangerous. Eventually it will be a cold. Yes people did die. Death is baked into life. We all die eventually of something.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 03:52 PM (0OmEj)

185 "Kids are resilient" is what shitty adults say when kids have to suffer for the selfish actions of the adults. "My kids easily adapted to the broken home environment after I walked out of my marriage because I didn't want to be faithful."

Posted by: Devildog Dan at January 24, 2022 03:52 PM (R/gyP)

186
No, no, no.
The "founder" of the patriot front is most certainly not a Fed.

He is, however, surrounded by Feds, and being led by them. And we'll never know their names, just the names of the dupes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:52 PM (v2fyE)

187 >every single GoodWhite
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (j9HX3)

I love this formulation

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 03:52 PM (cHmL0)

188 181 Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze; Jan 23
7 NYC Council members who keep kids masked 8 hours a day just living up the dream and up to no good.

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/
1485283673154867201
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 03:51 PM (UHVv4)

==========

I love the response, "They're sitting at the table. They're not required to wear masks."

Half of them are standing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

189 If you listen to Blimpie Goldberg she says "It's (Maher) not funny to family members who have lost their kids to this vaccine."


At least she got something right.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2022 03:52 PM (dbs6Z)

190 The f*ck the NFL side.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:51 PM (Ez6QX)

*fisbump*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:53 PM (II3Gr)

191 Divorcees always say their kids are resilient, when in fact it is painfully clear their kids are basket cases.

Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at January 24, 2022 03:53 PM (njVMJ)

192 115 Maher is exceptionally smug for a guy who is almost always wrong. Posted by: JackStraw

Heard this joke about a decade ago at Second City in Chicago: They've discovered a new, renewable energy source that it LIMITLESS. Liberal smug.

I laughed at the time, amazed to hear it a SC.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at January 24, 2022 03:53 PM (Q3oNv)

193 Medical Doctor testifies how he had Covid patients he was not allowed to treat. When he tried to give care other than waiting until they couldn't breathe and putting them on a respirator, he was put through a sham trial and forbidden to practice medicine at that hospital. His career was ended.

this is why some of us believe that many of the coof deaths were preventable.

Dr. Mary Bowden of Houston has been denied privileges by the hospital she uses because of her early treatment of coof patients. None of them had to go to hospital due to her IVM prescription...so she had to be punished for being a true healer.

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 03:53 PM (DJFLF)

194 Didn't he marry a 16 year old or something?
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 03:47 PM (GYllL)

____

He fucked an 18 year old when he was 40. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!

Then he married a woman who he was fucking while she was engaged to another guy. She divorced the other guy a month after their wedding to be with Jerry.



Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:53 PM (OalnH)

195 No Biden reboot coming from president who thinks he's 'outperformed'

Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 03:53 PM (RHGPo)

196
Anyway, the CDC admitted last week that paper and cloth face masks provide "negligible" protection from the virus, so it's idiotic to still be having this argument. Masks don't work, even the CDC admits that!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (k4dH2)


But TWO masks......

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

197 >"Sit down and shut the fuck up," is better, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

I remember a certain Barry O'Fucktard, who had a favorite parable about the guys who drove us into the ditch needing to sit in the back seat now and STFU.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 03:54 PM (cHmL0)

198 185 "Kids are resilient" is what shitty adults say when kids have to suffer for the selfish actions of the adults. "My kids easily adapted to the broken home environment after I walked out of my marriage because I didn't want to be faithful."
Posted by: Devildog Dan at January 24, 2022 03:52 PM (R/gyP)

My point at 143 as well. HordeMind™, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:54 PM (II3Gr)

199 That kid that gets whipped with an extension cord-

Resilient.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 03:54 PM (mdaT8)

200
Fairfax County Public Schools (FCPS) Superintendent Dr. Scott Brabrand on Friday issued a 34-page "Principal Briefing" PowerPoint presentation at a meeting with school administrators that ordered them to suspend students who refuse to wear a mask.


Brave action by a guy who already announced that he was leaving the job at the end of the school year.

https://tinyurl.com/y9w38hv2

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 24, 2022 03:54 PM (n+4am)

201 Did I miss a football story.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 03:54 PM (todmg)

202 I love how the "leaked" "chat log" of the "patriot front" was "leaked" and it contained them bragging of all their "hate crimes."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:50 PM (v2fyE)


That was hilarious. They "forgot" that the camera was still running...but they remembered to keep their masks on.

A Glowing performance, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Wally at January 24, 2022 03:54 PM (FJYfm)

203 **fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:54 PM (II3Gr)

204 If you really believed a person without a mask was a significant and immediate threat of infection with a potentially lethal virus, wouldn't any sane vertebrate un-ass the AO with maximum alacrity, rather than hanging about to harangue the poor dying son of a bitch in his final hours on this sweet Earth?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 03:54 PM (6FeV1)

205

34,335.72 +70.35 (+0.21%)
As of 03:55PM EST. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at January 24, 2022 03:55 PM (I76dP)

206 edical Doctor testifies how he had Covid patients he was not allowed to treat. When he tried to give care other than waiting until they couldn't breathe and putting them on a respirator, he was put through a sham trial and forbidden to practice medicine at that hospital. His career was ended.
==
Wife is a doc. Over 29. Back in the day, common thing to look at journal articles, read, ask other doctors for advice opinions. Notices these days, the younger people are all looking at a checklist, or a guideline or some "entity" telling them what to do. Not real effort to read the literature and understand it for yourself. That right there, explains what is happening with a lot of doctors. And its not an accident this occurred.

Posted by: independent thinking - its not helpful to a government op at January 24, 2022 03:55 PM (qf+Gf)

207 That idiot in mortician makeup, Hochul, is going to end mask mandates in NY. After she made an ass out of herself again this weekend and people lost their minds, she's finally going to relent. Dunce

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 03:55 PM (VpIIl)

208 Those girls in the elevator are lucky the dude didn't hit the top floor button and proceed to work them all over.

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 03:48 PM


Lay hands on me and it's over, don't care if you identify as a female or not, it's weapons free once someone hits me no matter what sex they are.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 24, 2022 03:55 PM (bVYXr)

209
Please don't think the patriot front is all feds.
It's 80% feds, 20% dupes. The perfect cover.

And this is the FBI's M.O., every single time.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:55 PM (v2fyE)

210 "Kids are resilient"

That's why crisis counselors are called in whenever something bad happens to some student or their family

Posted by: Bruce at January 24, 2022 03:55 PM (vd8XM)

211 By "hit him" do you mean Hit or Hit?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 24, 2022 03:55 PM (2JoB8)

212 There is somehow a reality for some folks that the death toll for Covid has been the same as for the Black Death- even when there is no evidence of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (f4mjo)

213 199 That kid that gets whipped with an extension cord-

Resilient.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 03:54 PM (mdaT

That kid that gets screamed at that he's everything that's wrong with the family - resilient.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (II3Gr)

214 Ah, they "adapt" better than adults to.

forward to build the new soviet pandemic man!

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (v3pYe)

215 I personally resent anyone thinking the Patriot Front is not the Hate Group we designed it to be! You guys just think everything the FBI does, it does poorly! We get no respect, I tell ya!

Posted by: FBI Patriot Front Agent In Charge at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (1Q2Jm)

216 Politics is what made me stop caring about Sportsball. But even if someone could wave a magic wand and turn every sportsball league into MAGA, I'd still give no fucks. Made me realize how dumb it was to care about grown men wearing silly uniforms chasing after a ball.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (OalnH)

217 34,335.72 +70.35 (+0.21%)
==
Wake me when the decimal point moves right two places.

Posted by: cuz it will at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (YkKIB)

218 It's nice that the GOPe seems to have finally picked up on this trend. I mean...Youngkin is purebred GOPe, and he's fighting.

The Uniparty's deal was always that if they don't hurt business, their liberalism is sacred. The libs have now hurt business badly, so the Uniparty is fighting the libs.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (ZGrMX)

219
I can say that babies are pretty resilient, at least physically. Babies fight like hell. As a frail adult, it's astonishing to watch them bounce back from severe blows.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (Cf/uA)

220 >>Heard this joke about a decade ago at Second City in Chicago: They've discovered a new, renewable energy source that it LIMITLESS. Liberal smug.

>>I laughed at the time, amazed to hear it a SC.

Funny cause it's true.

You'd think they might be a bit introspective with Biden imploding in less than a year but they just double down on the smug.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (ZLI7S)

221 Bit of advice. Do not resort to Violence.

the Elevator has at least one, maybe more Cameras, plus cameras at each elevator lobby on every floor. Maybe they work? Maybe they don't.

Assume the cameras are working, and act accordingly. Do not initiate the violence. Retreat if possible. Defend yourself, call out aggression and violence directed at you. Do not be the aggressor. Especially if you are a young male or female. Definitely Don't that if you are a minority or have a rough image like blue collar working person clothes, tatts, piercings, or are much larger.

Let CX Culture and the Man do the job for you.

Posted by: rd at January 24, 2022 03:57 PM (Z32m1)

222 > So if I hit a black guy and then chant "Black lives matter" I'm absolved of assault and battery?

I don't think that's what's happening. In some neighborhoods and communities, it's common to address strangers by famous names of people from their ethnic background.

If you were Dominican, they might call you Sammy Sosa. If you were Italian, they might call you Enzo Ferrari. If you were black, they might call you Barack Obama.

I think this is a similar thing, but worse. Like yelling at a Jew and calling them ADL.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:57 PM (RaNzC)

223 That video would have been a lot better if he decked those three serpents.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 03:57 PM (todmg)

224 219
I can say that babies are pretty resilient, at least physically. Babies fight like hell. As a frail adult, it's astonishing to watch them bounce back from severe blows.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 03:56 PM (Cf/uA)

No matter how much you push it, we're not doing baby cage match Fridays.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2022 03:57 PM (z5Vrg)

225 So where is "Whoopi" going to go in the next NFL draft? She's enormous.

And for the record, I'm all in favor of her wearing a mask, although a bag would be better.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2022 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

226
That was hilarious. They "forgot" that the camera was still running...but they remembered to keep their masks on.
Posted by: Wally

Yeah, the part was a couple of them pretend to take off their masks...but they don't and the video ends. Really nice touch.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:57 PM (v2fyE)

227 The young fella was trying to be nice to the Old Battle Axes on the elevator.

Never be nice to Old Battle Axes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2022 03:57 PM (/1l9x)

228 That kid that gets whipped with an extension cord-



That actually happened to me several times growing up, but in my case it was the heavy cord from the vacuum cleaner.


Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 03:58 PM (gmo/4)

229 Wow, the market was down almost 1000 points earlier today. That's some bounce...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 24, 2022 03:58 PM (PiwSw)

230 Did I miss a football story.
Posted by: Boss Moss


I don't know what a squib kick is.

Posted by: Bills Coach at January 24, 2022 03:58 PM (r1z5A)

231 Whoopi has to be tied to her chair or she'd float up out of camera range.

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 03:58 PM (+ya+t)

232 34,335.72 +70.35 (+0.21%)
As of 03:55PM EST. Market open.
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at January 24, 2022 03:55 PM (I76dP)

__

LOL. But I set my hair on fire and everything this morning.

Bulls and bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. The pigs never learn.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 03:58 PM (OalnH)

233 Oppressive COVID Measures for the Unvaccinated Were Based on 'Software' Error, Claims German Minister.

in most cases, they didn't even know who was vaccinated and who was not.

Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 03:58 PM (RHGPo)

234 My buddy who wanted to be in the early vaccine study group and wore a mask compliantly from the beginning is now all "I knew this was bullshit right from the beginning" so yeah...its over.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 03:58 PM (5aWFq)

235 What is being done to Dr Marik and Korrie is bullshit.

One of the biggest postgraduate medical education content creators was pressured into doing a podcast on IVM. In order to avoid controversy and not run afoul of the medical karens and federal regulators their pro con presentation was all con and anyone pro is a terrible person who should be banished from the medical community. But they are open to eating crow if there is a million patient triple blind randomized control study conducted over a decade that shows clear, absolute benefit. In the meantime, prescribe one of the new antivirals that were tested on a couple patients and might have helped if you look at the data in the dark with your eyes squinted just right.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 03:58 PM (F4b8f)

236
No matter how much you push it, we're not doing baby cage match Fridays.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2022 03:57 PM (z5Vrg)

-------

Man, I was banking on "Friday Night Baby Fights."

*throws away Don King fright wig*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 03:59 PM (Cf/uA)

237 I like how the one Karen pulls down her mask so she can better yell at the unmasked black man.

Because masks are absolutely vital to her personal safety, except when she wants to really yell at somebody!

These people are such clowns.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 03:59 PM (k4dH2)

238 Politics is what made me stop caring about Sportsball. But even if someone could wave a magic wand and turn every sportsball league into MAGA, I'd still give no fucks. Made me realize how dumb it was to care about grown men wearing silly uniforms chasing after a ball.
==
Citizen, sportsball is very important to us. It was the best way for us to create regional dissention amongst cities and states that had more in common with each other than they did with us coastal elites. It creates animosity and distrust and helps us divide. In reality, Ohio and Michigan have a lot more in common than what separates them. But then sportsball kicks in!!!

Posted by: The elites, who own your sportsball teams at January 24, 2022 03:59 PM (Ren1v)

239 If not mentioned (I just got home from braving 2 groceries b/c Aldi's had no fresh salmon or chicken - yeah, Brandon)...

Chap Petersen (D - Fairfax) has told FCPS that they need to figure out an off ramp for masks, or he's gonna join Repubs to officially change the law in writing to make them not required if the VA Supreme Court doesn't do it 1st...feel good that I called this one...

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (exHjb)

240
How many takes do you think that took the Feds in the patriot fed front fake video?

Someone must've said, hey we can't just walk away with our masks still on, though. It'll make us look like we wear masks all the time.

So their solution was simply elegant: Let's pretend to take off our face-coverings but end the video right before the face reveal.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (v2fyE)

241 No matter how much you push it, we're not doing baby cage match Fridays.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2022 03:57 PM (z5Vrg)

but the costumes would be epic.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (5aWFq)

242 I'm nursing the hope that Covid is the issue that the leftists break their teeth on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

243

34,366.67 +101.30 (+0.30%)
At close: 04:00PM EST

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (I76dP)

244 That elevator thing must have been staged.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (todmg)

245 huh, markets closed up a bit. could have been a spike bottom.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 24, 2022 04:01 PM (Ynyl9)

246 Anyhoo, I'm happy to report I'm alive and recovering and never wore a mask except in the earliest of days when they fooled even me for a month.
Posted by: MaxMB

I was diagnosed last Wednesday and have to stay out of work for 10 days. I work in a hospital so always masked and maintain strict hand hygiene. I am unvaxxed and not sorry as I know of a lot of employees who are fully vaxxed and are home sick. Like a bad cold w/headache and fatigue. Not quite the panic porn that the media and Fauci/CDC are trying to foist upon everyone.

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 04:01 PM (jOXVr)

247 But, then there's make-up sex.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe later. I'm still mad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 04:01 PM (Ez6QX)

248 I love that the crazy old Karen pulls down her own mask to yell at the maskless guy. And then slugs him. He sounds nice, but if it were me, I'd press charges.

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

249 So many really dumb people lost a lot of money today by panic selling. I almost - ALMOST - feel sorry for them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (OalnH)

250 And go f*ck yourself with your "kids are resiliant" bullsh*t.

They're not. Little things that happen when they're young f*ck them up for the rest of their lives. Two years of terror is damaging them in ways we can't even begin to grasp.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (20dEU)

251 huh, markets closed up a bit. could have been a spike bottom.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 24, 2022 04:01 PM (Ynyl9)

spike bottom, spike protein - whatever it takes.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (gmo/4)

252 I know another group of masked white people that used to assault black men.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (dbs6Z)

253 Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (exHjb)

so this is in response to the seven school districts filing suit?

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (DJFLF)

254 247 But, then there's make-up sex.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe later. I'm still mad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 04:01 PM (Ez6QX)

========

That's the good kind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

255 252 I know another group of masked white people that used to assault black men.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (dbs6Z)

The Ku Koo Karens?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (6FeV1)

256 I love the response, "They're sitting at the table. They're not required to wear masks."

Half of them are standing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:52 PM (LvTSG)

I believe children also sit down in schools. So why are they masked?

I'm sure it's just science (TM) that I am too dumb to understand.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (rF64X)

257
That elevator thing must have been staged.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (todmg

-------

I kinda doubt it, actually. I'm guessing that guy presented himself as a decent person who wouldn't beat the fuck out of old ladies (which he proved to be). So, the evil old women took it as an invitation to attack him over a triviality.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 04:03 PM (Cf/uA)

258 252 I know another group of masked white people that used to assault black men.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (dbs6Z)

The guys who attacked Juicy Smollet! Rumor has it they're still at large.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2022 04:03 PM (z5Vrg)

259 >>Citizen, sportsball is very important to us. It was the best way for us to create regional dissention amongst cities and states that had more in common with each other than they did with us coastal elites. It creates animosity and distrust and helps us divide. In reality, Ohio and Michigan have a lot more in common than what separates them. But then sportsball kicks in!!!

I was in Brazil a number of years ago and woke to a story on the news that after a heated soccer match between two local club teams in southern Brazil the fans stormed the field and beheaded the referee and mounted his had on a stake in the middle of the field.

The rest of the world takes sports way more seriously than we do.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

260 But, then there's make-up sex.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe later. I'm still mad.
Posted by: Jordan61


All I ever got was angry celibacy.

Posted by: Bills Coach at January 24, 2022 04:03 PM (r1z5A)

261 242 I'm nursing the hope that Covid is the issue that the leftists break their teeth on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

See, men CAN lactate!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 04:04 PM (II3Gr)

262
"Fear God and Dread Nought" - motto of Lord Fisher of Kilverstone

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2022 04:04 PM (/U27+)

263 I don't understand why people who have always mistrusted government now believe every word spewed by the bureaucracy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 04:04 PM (eGTCV)

264 huh, markets closed up a bit. could have been a spike bottom.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 24, 2022 04:01 PM (Ynyl9)


Yeah, I lucked out again and made a quick 3.24% on my day fun account today. Tomorrow will be interesting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 04:04 PM (yQpMk)

265 I was in Brazil a number of years ago and woke to a story on the news that after a heated soccer match between two local club teams in southern Brazil the fans stormed the field and beheaded the referee and mounted his had on a stake in the middle of the field.

The rest of the world takes sports way more seriously than we do.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

Apparently Brazil takes their sports way more seriously than we take our politics.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2022 04:04 PM (z5Vrg)

266 Sigh, off Bills Coach sock....

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 04:04 PM (r1z5A)

267 I know another group of masked white people that used to assault black men.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (dbs6Z)

Yeah, but Dems so it all good.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 04:04 PM (5aWFq)

268 >>> I'm nursing the hope that Covid is the issue that the leftists break their teeth on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (YqDXo)


In 10 years they will all say that in 2022 the sides changed and that it is the leftists who are the great defenders of freedom and non-leftists that are made up of all the past karens. This will go unquestioned and be accepted as historical fact.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2022 04:04 PM (+Z1Gj)

269 256 I believe children also sit down in schools. So why are they masked?

I'm sure it's just science (TM) that I am too dumb to understand.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (rF64X)

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That's the other part. It's safe for adults to sit unmasked in a restaurant but not for kids to do the same thing in a school. It's a complete abrogation of critical thinking.

Covid has freed the left from the tyranny of thought.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

270 I know another group of masked white people that used to assault black men.

*

Interestingly, also Democrats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 04:05 PM (20dEU)

271 Corpse Who Has Makeup Done by Mortician and Believes She's NY Governor, Ends Mask Mandates

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ktnbv

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 04:05 PM (VpIIl)

272 I'm one of those dumb people who thinks laws matter still....but isn't the max donation $2500 per person? How does he send $50K?

Small unmarked gift cards?

Posted by: Paladin at January 24, 2022 04:05 PM (CE4w9)

273 But, then there's make-up sex.
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

There is? Huh. All I ever got was the silent treatment, cold shoulder, and weeks to months of, er, self-help if I wanted relief.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 04:05 PM (II3Gr)

274 APPLAUSE: "The echo of a platitude".

-- Ambrose Bierce

Posted by: Walsingham at January 24, 2022 04:05 PM (dCigj)

275 If the Patriot Founder guy is the Tiki Torch guy, he may actually not be a fed...this could actually be a DNC dark money stunt paid for by the Biden's admin in dark Covid money from last year's bill...

And PS - This Youngkin is GOPe purebred has to stop b/c he was NOT what the uniparty wanted - they threw a more liberal CEO into the process last year to try to split his votes so one of the politicos would win...didn't work...

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:06 PM (exHjb)

276 199 That kid that gets whipped with an extension cord-

Resilient.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Sometimes you just gotta take your beating

Posted by: Kenosha DA's Office at January 24, 2022 04:06 PM (786Ro)

277 Some people need to get their anxiety treated.
Posted by: fear marketing - its all the rage at January 24, 2022 03:37 PM (YubW7)

Did you know that benzodiazapene anxiety drugs (Xanax and Valium et al) have a side effect of causing anxiety? And that they are addictive and the detoxing causes withdrawl and the major symptom is anxiety?

And a lot and lot and LOT of older women are on them?
I wonder if that has a lot to do with the screaming Karens

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2022 04:06 PM (ZMraq)

278 Today's stock action suggest this is all a show to burnish Biden's standing as a Prez. Like everything else Biden he will shit it up. I can see why Putin would like to keep Biden in the WH. Xi is probably agnostic.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:06 PM (0chEi)

279 That may be a felony in Virginia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:06 PM (todmg)

280 When I went in to my work to clean out my office the elevator still has a sign requesting just one person in it at a time from the "social distance" phase of covid paranoia. So what the hell were the Karens doing crowding onto an elevator at all?

Albeit, my work building is only 3 stories. The only reason to use the elevator for most folks is if they dealing with boxes or packages.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 24, 2022 04:06 PM (3cGpq)

281 Markets had Fed money employee purchases today...that's why twice a month, Mondays tend to always be good days...

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (exHjb)

282 Shame. Murderer who executed one NY police officer and grievously wounded another sent back to hell.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (VpIIl)

283 The rest of the world takes sports way more seriously than we do.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)

____

The poors are way more into sports than everyone else. Brazil, and most of the world has more poors than us, hence they care a lot and go apeshit, because it's their only source of escapism from an otherwise shitty ass life.

You don't hear about sportsball riots in Monaco or Luxembourg for instance.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (OalnH)

284 >>Apparently Brazil takes their sports way more seriously than we take our politics.

Yep. And it's not just Brazil. Try doing business in Europe during the World Cup or in India when they are playing a cricket match with Pakistan.

A few years ago some drug lord in Columbia had a player on the national team killed when they lost a match he had bet on.

I consider the NE Patriots the very essence of evil but I stop short of murdering the players.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)

285 The president is a crook, and his supporters are all retarded.
But you already knew this.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

286 I was in Brazil a number of years ago and woke to a story on the news that after a heated soccer match between two local club teams in southern Brazil the fans stormed the field and beheaded the referee and mounted his had on a stake in the middle of the field.

The rest of the world takes sports way more seriously than we do.
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Urine trough at Cleveland Muni Stadium, they clogged the drains until they filled completely then threw Pittsburgh fans into the trough of pee and held their heads down.

Posted by: at a least a quick beheading doesn't cause PTSD at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (OtzGj)

287 I wonder if the whole buildup on the UKR border is a feint, and they're gonna pull something hinky in Ossetia or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (6FeV1)

288 Well this is an excellent opportunity to do some NPC reprogramming if the left wants to. Cancel the scold of Karens.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (T/vhV)

289
Those elevator Karens are truly ugly. I mean the ugliness in their souls is just oozing out of them.

Ol' Rod Serling did a few Twilight Zone episodes on just how ugly humans can get when they get panicked.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (Mzdiz)

290 LOL, old Karens need a beatdown.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2022 04:08 PM (ufFY8)

291 285 The president is a crook, and his supporters are all retarded.
But you already knew this.
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You left out 'they all talk like retards.'

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:08 PM (0chEi)

292
And go f*ck yourself with your "kids are resiliant" bullsh*t.

They're not. Little things that happen when they're young f*ck them up for the rest of their lives.

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Whoa... I don't disagree. Especially with emotional stuff. I was just trying to say that they're physically extremely tough, and heal amazingly fast. Not that they should be abused or neglected.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 04:08 PM (Cf/uA)

293 Karen came into the best Mexican place in town last week wearing her home made biohazard suit. Quit invading my territory as they say. There is the one Mexican place in town with the mask crazy ownership, you should feel safe there. Also if you want to advertise you are that far down on the sentience scale you should be wearing NFL gear.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 24, 2022 04:08 PM (3AD8C)

294 That young lady's speech was fantastic.

It might have been slightly more effective if she had added "I'm not in school anymore. And I'm going to burn every one of your mother*cking houses down as you sleep. Burn in hell" at the end.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2022 04:08 PM (dbs6Z)

295 the scold of Karens.
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (T/vhV)

I am stealing that.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2022 04:08 PM (ufFY8)

296 It's nice that the GOPe seems to have finally picked up on this trend. I mean...Youngkin is purebred GOPe, and he's fighting.



Is it true Va governors only get one term? If so, that would be a reason to get to work on day one, and not dawdle waiting around for big tech/big edu/big whatever to bribe you and put you in for a second term.

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

297 Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 04:05 PM (VpIIl)

the article says this won't happen til next month though

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (DJFLF)

298
This is how dumb I am: I just realized that dreadnaught was a synonym for "fearless."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (v2fyE)

299 250 And go f*ck yourself with your "kids are resiliant" bullsh*t.

They're not. Little things that happen when they're young f*ck them up for the rest of their lives. Two years of terror is damaging them in ways we can't even begin to grasp.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 04:02 PM (20dEU)

I live in a small town in a national forest. Some years ago the town was evacuated because of a large forest fire that encircled the town. Even a year later some kid or another would panic when they saw a hazy cloud the looked like it might be smoke on the mountain across from the playground. One time we had an actual kiddy stampede toward the office door and we were lucky no one got hurt.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (9Xnb7)

300 They're not. Little things that happen when they're young f*ck them up for the rest of their lives. Two years of terror is damaging them in ways we can't even begin to grasp.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -

The rates of suicide, depression, drug/alcohol addiction, etc. of young children, teens, and young adults has skyrocketed over the last two years. Plus kids living in homes already in crisis - physical and sexual abuse has been devastating.

Crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (jOXVr)

301 What's an Ossetia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (todmg)

302 That kid that gets whipped with an extension cord-

Resilient.

**

I watched my youngest never want to play organized basketball ever again because at the local tryouts the coach decided he'd rather flirt with some fatass minivan mom and just let the boys run around playing before doing the equivalent of a schoolyard eeney-meeney-miney-moe to pick teams for the season.

He loved the game up to that moment, and something clicked and he never wanted to play again.

F*ck "resiliant." Kids lives are hurricanes from butterfly wings. These masks are breaking millions of them.

All on purpose, same as the intentional murders of the old people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (20dEU)

303 287 I wonder if the whole buildup on the UKR border is a feint, and they're gonna pull something hinky in Ossetia or something.
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Nope. Putin has what he wants - Merkel and Macron begging his audience. He's won.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (0chEi)

304 . Xi is probably agnostic but nor provably his majority owner.

FIFY

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (ZMraq)

305 This is how dumb I am: I just realized that dreadnaught was a synonym for "fearless."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (v2fyE)


It's the scrunchy Jamaican hair, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 04:10 PM (yQpMk)

306 In good NoVA news, Diocese of Arlington announced they would follow Gov's mandate, so all Nova and middle VA Catholic schools were mask optional today.

I mean, this was a gimme decision, b/c this bishop pushes parents' rights, but he is based in Arlington, so it couldn't have been easy to put out b/c I'm sure there was backlash...

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:10 PM (exHjb)

307 298
This is how dumb I am: I just realized that dreadnaught was a synonym for "fearless."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (v2fyE)

Huh.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2022 04:10 PM (z5Vrg)

308 108 My mom told her they should learn how to turn off the TV.

an off button? isn't that illegal?

Posted by: Edison Carter at January 24, 2022 04:10 PM (oY6Yp)

309 This is how dumb I am: I just realized that dreadnaught was a synonym for "fearless."


Sooth it was a first for me too!

I never realized before now!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 24, 2022 04:10 PM (j9HX3)

310 They're not. Little things that happen when they're young f*ck them up for the rest of their lives. Two years of terror is damaging them in ways we can't even begin to grasp.
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This. Karens only kare about themselves and their vanity.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (0chEi)

311 Did you know that benzodiazapene anxiety drugs (Xanax and Valium et al) have a side effect of causing anxiety? And that they are addictive and the detoxing causes withdrawl and the major symptom is anxiety?
==
benzo withdrawal causes some of the most intense hallucinations you will ever come across. Like Scarecrow's fear toxin, intense.

Posted by: Oh c'mon Bats, there are two of us in here now! at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (zqgUS)

312 Virginia Governors can only serve every other term.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (todmg)

313 I blame single moms. STRONG fathers would nip the crazy in the bud.

Yeah my nephew, very strong conservative and his girlfriend had to have had a few fights over this in the past year or so. They have 2 kids together but he's never married her. We all knew why the moment we met her. She's constantly on FB lecturing everyone about masks and the "vaccine". Why he stuck his dick in crazy twice is a mystery.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (nxdel)

314 Meanwhile, in Virginia, seven school districts have established a #KarenResistance and are fighting Governor Youngkin's executive order that masks are optional for students.

--

Youngkin should start calling them Insurrectionists. Loudly. Often.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (sVtYq)

315 I wonder if the whole buildup on the UKR border is a feint, and they're gonna pull something hinky in Ossetia or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM (6FeV1)

...well if its only a small hinky its OK.

Posted by: Joey B at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (5aWFq)

316
Whoa... I don't disagree. Especially with emotional stuff. I was just trying to say that they're physically extremely tough, and heal amazingly fast. Not that they should be abused or neglected.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

**

Not you, YD. I thought it was that Gov. Hochul lady. Sorry.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (20dEU)

317 My daughter got Covid, she wasn't vaccinated, it was absolutely nothing. They've gotten sicker in the past with something like a flu. It was a really mild cold.

I have a college aged niece who went full blown, leftist Karen. She refused to go to my home for a Christmas Party because I wouldn't vaccinate my 10 year old. Just found out she got Covid and she's freaking out.

Posted by: Blago at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (ThPIN)

318 Nope. Putin has what he wants - Merkel and Macron begging his audience. He's won.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (0chEi)

___

Merkel is gone.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (OalnH)

319 They'll adapt to and recover from nearly any punishment, disadvantage, and developmental retardation we inflict on them.
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very late to the thread, but you know, i'm pretty sure the left didn't think this one all the way through.

Isn't the fact that some poor kid was poor and disadvantaged and etc. etc. used to justify why it's ok for him to rob and steal and murder, and it's because they had such a rough life growing up and they never learned...

or are we not supposed to notice that?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (8D42x)

320 Ku Klux Karens

Posted by: Glenn John at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (LilNs)

321 just found out today I had covid in November. Thought it was just the flu at the time. Had violent diarrhea (you don't want to know) but no fever followed by severe heartburn for two days followed by gnawing chest pain for two months. Pleurisy they tell me. Oh, I'm double-vaxxed.
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How did you find out?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

322 Mr. Maher, Ms. Weiss, you should have come to the table when you were called. Dinner is over and no dessert for you. As punishment you must scrub all of the toilets and urinals in Grand Central station. Here are your toothbrushes. When you are finished we can talk.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (tfTvi)

323 > A few years ago some drug lord in Columbia had a player on the national team killed when they lost a match he had bet on.

Andres Escobar. He accidentally scored an own goal in the World Cup.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (RaNzC)

324
The BMJ is kinda sorta showing some spine now, publishing this call for Pfizer and the rest to actually release their data:

https://tinyurl.com/38fxv9yn

I don't think the Medical Industrial Complex realizes just how much credibility they've lost with the public yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (Mzdiz)

325 306 In good NoVA news, Diocese of Arlington announced they would follow Gov's mandate, so all Nova and middle VA Catholic schools were mask optional today.

I mean, this was a gimme decision, b/c this bishop pushes parents' rights, but he is based in Arlington, so it couldn't have been easy to put out b/c I'm sure there was backlash..
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Thank God you aren't dealing with Priests from DC. They are all fags - militantly so.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (0chEi)

326 PPT went full throttle today. Look at what moved the market from the brink. LOL

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (VpIIl)

327 Isn't the fact that some poor kid was poor and disadvantaged and etc. etc. used to justify why it's ok for him to rob and steal and murder, and it's because they had such a rough life growing up and they never learned...

or are we not supposed to notice that?
Posted by: SturmToddler

**

They mean white kids are resilient.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (20dEU)

328 301 What's an Ossetia.

$20. same as downtown.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (sGtp+)

329 What's an Ossetia.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (todmg)
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Part of the inner ear. You definitely don't want Russians in there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (DnWKq)

330 This is how dumb I am: I just realized that dreadnaught was a synonym for "fearless."



Damn old English hicks. Most people would spell it, "dread not", but noooooooo, not the English.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (uXonU)

331 296 It's nice that the GOPe seems to have finally picked up on this trend. I mean...Youngkin is purebred GOPe, and he's fighting.



Is it true Va governors only get one term? If so, that would be a reason to get to work on day one, and not dawdle waiting around for big tech/big edu/big whatever to bribe you and put you in for a second term.
Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

They only can serve one term before having to step down for a term...they can keep running over and over and serving nonconsecutive terms...

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (exHjb)

332
The only experience I had with dreadnaught was from Farscape TV series -- it's what the Scarrans call their big space ships.

I just thought it was a cool name that sounded scary.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (v2fyE)

333 316
Whoa... I don't disagree. Especially with emotional stuff. I was just trying to say that they're physically extremely tough, and heal amazingly fast. Not that they should be abused or neglected.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

**

Not you, YD. I thought it was that Gov. Hochul lady. Sorry.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (20dEU)

The reaction was against the glib misuse of "kids are resilient" by this bitch governor and others, not you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (II3Gr)

334 The dreadnought was the predominant type of battleship in the early 20th century. The first of the kind, the Royal Navy's HMS Dreadnought, had such an impact when launched in 1906 that similar battleships built after her were referred to as "dreadnoughts", and earlier battleships became known as pre-dreadnoughts. Her design had two revolutionary features: an "all-big-gun" armament scheme, with an unprecedented number of heavy-calibre guns, and steam turbine propulsion. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (yQpMk)

335 Natty Dread is Marley's best album.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)

336 I find violent diarrhea cleansing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (0chEi)

337 I work with a guy in his late 20s. He got the WuFlu. He was freaking out about it, saying he may be out for a week or two to recover. I thought he was joking but he was serious. Today? Back at it, good as new. It's kinda comical.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (OalnH)

338 publius, if you didn't see it go back to Pixy's thread this morning. I left a comment re: phone (I've got the same one)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (20dEU)

339 Wait... does Hochul's daughter breathe through her feet? That's the only way her comparison works.

Posted by: red speck at January 24, 2022 04:14 PM (gS3OW)

340 Has anybody ever made a Whoopie Goldberg cushion?

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 04:14 PM (vrz2I)

341 "the article says this won't happen til next month though

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (DJFLF) "

Expires Feb 1. Asswipe could have don it now

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 04:14 PM (VpIIl)

342 Whoopi's current weight appears to be approximately 1.79 Michael Moores.


I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the pedo crowd refers to kids as "resilient" just like Bruce Jenner's stunt double does here.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2022 04:14 PM (W3VUu)

343 330 This is how dumb I am: I just realized that dreadnaught was a synonym for "fearless."
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Its a really big steel string flat top guitar.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:14 PM (0chEi)

344 Is she taking Prednisone?

Hard to tell on Whoopi, she already had a moon face

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

345
Incidentally, aren't we way overdue for new pics of camela harris' stepdaughter's hairy armpits??

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (v2fyE)

346 Corpse Who Has Makeup Done by Mortician and Believes She's NY Governor, Ends Mask Mandates

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ktnbv
Posted by: Marcus T

We do trade style tips. And wax.

Posted by: Gretchen Whitler at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (QzkSJ)

347 they can keep running over and over and serving nonconsecutive terms...
Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:13 PM (exHjb)

____

So they told me....
- Terry McAuliffe

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (OalnH)

348 Why he stuck his dick in crazy twice is a mystery.
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its like this, best explained by a little ditty every guy learns in high school or college

crazy in the head
fantastic in bed

if we are lucky, some older guy comes along before it is too late and explains Rule One Never stick it in crazy.

Posted by: ther'd be no mental illness if the crazy ones were bad lays at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (zqgUS)

349 Those 2 old broads on the elevator. They are not human; they are monsters and should be treated as monsters in the most extreme way.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (sAmhv)

350 A few years ago some drug lord in Columbia had a player on the national team killed when they lost a match he had bet on.

Andres Escobar. He accidentally scored an own goal in the World Cup.
Posted by: bonhomme


Dayum. I did that once. But I was 7. Tried to pass it to the goalie.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (uXonU)

351 When given no other choice, kids sure are resilient.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (sVtYq)

352 It's phone vs phone. BUT WHO IS PHONE?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (63Dwl)

353 Thank God you aren't dealing with Priests from DC. They are all fags - militantly so.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (0chEi)

That's why you want to be in NoVA...2021 was the bishop's "being trans is not normal" push - and the pushback he got there, too, was immense, but it is a gimme Catholic issue and he does get the gimmes right...

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (exHjb)

354 Someone should let the air out of Supernintendo Brabrand's car tires on at least a weekly basis.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (3xDg3)

355 318 Nope. Putin has what he wants - Merkel and Macron begging his audience. He's won.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:09 PM (0chEi)

___

Merkel is gone.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (OalnH)

Until US troops leave Germany, it is decreed that all German leaders shall be referred to as Merkel.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2022 04:16 PM (z5Vrg)

356 Sports *unites*, it doesn't divide.

When people hate the people with the other laundry it's all done very seriously but also very tongue in cheek. I mean, I hate Filthadelphia fans with a passion and want to see a nuke dropped on each one individually in slow motion, but deep down I know it's a big fucking joke.

Even people that don't know it's a joke know it's a joke. That's why we can turn around and hate a guy who changes sides, or love one who comes to ours.

It's a big joke. A lovefest deepdown. But in order to get the most out of it, you have to commit. Except for Boston fans. Those people are true pieces of shit.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 04:16 PM (dscaa)

357 335 Jack Straw

So Jah Seh.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 24, 2022 04:16 PM (LilNs)

358 I had explosive diarrhea and vomiting with heartburn. No cold cough flu symptoms though.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:16 PM (todmg)

359
The dreadnought was the predominant type of battleship in the early 20th century. The first of the kind, the Royal Navy's HMS Dreadnought, had such an impact when launched in 1906 that similar battleships built after her were referred to as "dreadnoughts", and earlier battleships became known as pre-dreadnoughts. Her design had two revolutionary features: an "all-big-gun" armament scheme, with an unprecedented number of heavy-calibre guns, and steam turbine propulsion. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece

So the American counterpart is the Intrepid, then, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:16 PM (v2fyE)

360 I have a college aged niece who went full blown, leftist Karen. She refused to go to my home for a Christmas Party because I wouldn't vaccinate my 10 year old. Just found out she got Covid and she's freaking out.
Posted by: Blago at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (ThPIN)

If you were a bastard you would be on the phone with her for hours begging her to let you care for her kids or pets or houseplants when she inevitably dies. Or at least asking for her car when she won't be needing it and she's so greedy for not giving it to you.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (ZMraq)

361 They all realize people are about to lose their shit over the COVID tyranny. Everything they said is being proven a lie. You don't think vaccinated people know they are getting and spreading COVID even though these idiots said they wouldn't?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

362 Why do Karens think their needs have priority. They can stay home and not go out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (iDcra)

363 The most hideous of the Karen's...

Pure poetry
Moist eyes

Posted by: torabora at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (YdnVw)

364 Urine trough at Cleveland Muni Stadium, they clogged the drains until they filled completely then threw Pittsburgh fans into the trough of pee and held their heads down.
Posted by: at a least a quick beheading doesn't cause PTSD at January 24, 2022 04:07 PM

At least it wasn't kidney-filtered Iron City Beer.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (a3Q+t)

365 it's not only local hashtag resist movements and law breaking. the left also combines this with a near totalitarian jihadist law enforcement against their foes.

so, they can lie to congress, for example, which is fine and good, but Roger Stone gets a SWAT team, Trump gets a 5 year anal rootering from every liberal DA in america to find something to get him on while talking to Ukraine about corruption was an unforgiveable act of political law enforcement to the left.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (ZZK0E)

366 That first Karen video has got to be staged. If it ain't, the coof insanity is worse than I thought.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (Xrfse)

367 The RNC just posted a video on their twitter feed of Biden giving a speech in Europe in 2016 where he says that in his view the Nord Stream 2 pipeline would be destabilizing to Ukraine.

If Trump had done this they would have impeached him already.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

368
This time next year, the Dems and their MSM orbiters will say that Trump insisted on these insane policies that devastated small businesses, crippled children and tore the social Fabric of the country.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (/U27+)

369 So the American counterpart is the Intrepid, then, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:16 PM (v2fyE)


The USS Michigan.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (yQpMk)

370 This is how dumb I am: I just realized that dreadnaught was a synonym for "fearless."



Damn old English hicks. Most people would spell it, "dread not", but noooooooo, not the English.
==
Shucks, c'mon now, even I knew that 'un.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, double naught spy at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (YubW7)

371 Had violent diarrhea (you don't want to know

...


How about a hint?

Posted by: LMAO at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (E7R/6)

372 They all realize people are about to lose their shit over the COVID tyranny. Everything they said is being proven a lie. You don't think vaccinated people know they are getting and spreading COVID even though these idiots said they wouldn't?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

You'd be surprised what people don't know when they don't want to know.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (dscaa)

373 A few years ago some drug lord in Columbia had a player on the national team killed when they lost a match he had bet on.

Andres Escobar. He accidentally scored an own goal in the World Cup.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (RaNzC)

Lotsa irony there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (mdaT8)

374 There is an entity that put out a large ivermectin trial dataset which turned out to be entirely faked data. That corrupt dataset was used in several ivermectin studies and is now being used to discredit those studied. It would not surprise me in the least to find out that Fauci and Daszak were behind that fake dataset.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (9zuS8)

375
oh, I get it.

And yeah, this is some serious BS. Locking kids out of society so their teachers can drink and dye their hair and make tik-tok videos for a couple years without going to work is completely insane. Pretending it won't have consequences is flatly dishonest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (Cf/uA)

376 When I see the word dreadnought I think of Margaret Rutherford.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (LilNs)

377 Fear God and dread nought.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (UHVv4)

378 I saw Explosive Diarrhea open for Mucus Membrane at the Palladium.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (5aWFq)

379 You'd be surprised what people don't know when they don't want to know.
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (dscaa)

Exactly.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (Ez6QX)

380 Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Hochul: stunned cunts. Prove me wrong.

Sorry, but there are times that only that word suffices.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (P3gRi)

381 I had explosive diarrhea and vomiting with heartburn. No cold cough flu symptoms though.
Posted by: Boss Moss



Ahh. So Saturday night at the bar with the pickled eggs.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (uXonU)

382 This time next year, the Dems and their MSM orbiters will say that Trump insisted on these insane policies that devastated small businesses, crippled children and tore the social Fabric of the country.
==
and his recklessly rushed vaccines caused countless deaths, etc etc.

You'll be amazed.

Posted by: Soros (look i told you it was a good plan) at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (qf+Gf)

383 Those crazy old bitches on the elevator... do they not know that the young guy who towers over them could EASILY beat the ever-loving crap out of both of them, and that they are completely reliant on whatever sense of chivalry he may or may not have?

Posted by: red speck at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (gS3OW)

384 and you know the American left, they way I've seen them talk about it at least, would go full Aush-stralia on the unvaxxed...or really republicans, in general.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (ZZK0E)

385 That's why you want to be in NoVA...2021 was the bishop's "being trans is not normal" push - and the pushback he got there, too, was immense, but it is a gimme Catholic issue and he does get the gimmes right...
Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (exHjb)

What worries me is how much he is or isn't inclined to cut the Latin Mass parishes as much slack as possible. I don't have a good read yet.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (dfRN6)

386 362 Why do Karens think their needs have priority. They can stay home and not go out.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 04:17 PM (iDcra)

The "I'm a victim" mindset that is cultivated from preschool does lend a certain "me 1st, narcissistic" bent...if you have no religion, nor any belief in something like secular humanism, why wouldn't you always want to be 1st and insist on it?

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (exHjb)

387
Stand The Gaff!

(figure that one out)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (v2fyE)

388 I still can't believe infrared is essentially the opposite of ultraviolet. I dabble in several fields wherein I should have known this a very long time ago, or quite honestly should have just sussed it from the names, but I didn't.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (dscaa)

389
Also, I never saw Hochul before this thread... she looks like a witch from a Disney movie. I doubt kids like her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (Cf/uA)

390 357 335 Jack Straw

So Jah Seh.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 24, 2022 04:16 PM (LilNs)

Uprising*

*that's the only one I have

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 24, 2022 04:20 PM (PiwSw)

391 I bet Leftists are not fkin up their own kids with this BS

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2022 04:20 PM (2JoB8)

392
Tik Tok videos ended the epidemic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2022 04:20 PM (/U27+)

393 The black man in the first video should have introduced those ladies to gender equality.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 24, 2022 04:20 PM (t/mkx)

394 353 Thank God you aren't dealing with Priests from DC. They are all fags - militantly so.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (0chEi)

That's why you want to be in NoVA...2021 was the bishop's "being trans is not normal" push - and the pushback he got there, too, was immense, but it is a gimme Catholic issue and he does get the gimmes right...
------------------
Took my MIL to Catholic Service expecting Father Paul but got the Big Gay Al Priest from DC with some demented Nun(?) serving as step and fetch. Big Gay Al announced there were no Catholics south of the Potomac. MIL and I were giving each other the side eye. Being a Protestant, I kept my silence and was okay that Catholicism ended at the Potomac.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (0chEi)

395 I used to think that FDR's internment camps were just good old, fashioned American common sense...you know for America in 1941 during a world war. It kinda made sense if you had a country that was 99.8% not Japanese, but whatever...now it's clearly another liberal democrat, crypto-fash thing to put people into camps and I bet 1941 me would've opposed it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (ZZK0E)

396 This is the problem with getting rid of Dem governors. The next one is even worse.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (OalnH)

397 385 That's why you want to be in NoVA...2021 was the bishop's "being trans is not normal" push - and the pushback he got there, too, was immense, but it is a gimme Catholic issue and he does get the gimmes right...
Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:15 PM (exHjb)

What worries me is how much he is or isn't inclined to cut the Latin Mass parishes as much slack as possible. I don't have a good read yet.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 24, 2022 04:19 PM (dfRN6)

He seems to be doing the best he can, going into the "delay and study" mode and hoping for a papal turnover before the "studying" gets done...

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (exHjb)

398 Urine trough at Cleveland Muni Stadium, they clogged the drains until they filled completely then threw Pittsburgh fans into the trough of pee and held their heads down.
Posted by: at a least a quick beheading doesn't cause PTSD

At least it wasn't kidney-filtered Iron City Beer.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Damn! If only we would have thought of that during the $.05 beer night against the Rangers.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (mD/uy)

399 You'd be surprised what people don't know when they don't want to know.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (dscaa)

...and you can't tell 'em.

Posted by: Yogi Berra at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (5aWFq)

400 Ku Klux Karens
Posted by: Glenn John

As soon Karen no2 put her hand on me, I would have shown her my index and pointer finger, and then demonstrated the application of said to the infraorbital nerve at the top of her jaw.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (tfTvi)

401 The reason it wasn't spelled Dreadnot was because it wasn't exactly "fearless" it was "fears nothing (naught)".

I still can't believe infrared is essentially the opposite of ultraviolet.

Purple is on the opposite side of the rainbow from red!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

402 393 The black man in the first video should have introduced those ladies to gender equality.

---

reminds me of the old "who bitch this is" clip

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (ZZK0E)

403 394 Does that mean like Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:22 PM (todmg)

404 397 This is the problem with getting rid of Dem governors. The next one is even worse.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (OalnH)

=========

"The next one is moderate, unlike that corrupt guy we called moderate 4 years ago."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

405 Kurt was forced to get vaccinated because he is full of shit.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 04:22 PM (eGTCV)

406 No surprise that Fairfax County is leading the way with this bs.

I bet that three years ago, wearing a mask at school would have been a serious dress code violation. Now you're not fully dressed unless you have one.

I recoil from opening up my NextDoor app to see what people are saying about this, but I might anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2022 04:22 PM (wyw4S)

407 Kurt, you are a fucking retard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 04:22 PM (mdaT8)

408 Kurt was forced to get vaccinated because he is full of shit.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 04:22 PM (eGTCV)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 04:22 PM (Ez6QX)

409 I bet Leftists are not fkin up their own kids with this BS
==
You'd be wrong. They probably treat them like infection vectors. Masks at home. No touching etc.

Posted by: its a mental illness after all at January 24, 2022 04:23 PM (QGq7R)

410 Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (nxdel)
314 Meanwhile, in Virginia, seven school districts have established a #KarenResistance and are fighting Governor Youngkin's executive order that masks are optional for students.

--

Youngkin should start calling them Insurrectionists. Loudly. Often.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 04:11 PM (sVtYq)

^^ and have the National Guard escort the kids in. Powerful optics...

Posted by: Iris at January 24, 2022 04:23 PM (DibdT)

411 benzo withdrawal causes some of the most intense hallucinations you will ever come across. Like Scarecrow's fear toxin, intense.
Posted by: Oh c'mon Bats,

I have a relative who is in her 20's that got hooked on Xanax. She tried to stop cold turkey. I had to hold on to her as she was in a full blown panic attack along with other scary withdrawal symptoms. Got her to the ER where they started a taper down program. She is okay now thank God. With alcohol or other drugs, stopping cold turkey can end in death.

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 04:23 PM (jOXVr)

412
Fearless doesn't mean fear less (but not zero). It means fear nothing.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:23 PM (v2fyE)

413
Purple is on the opposite side of the rainbow from red!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

_______

Not really.

Posted by: Roy G. Biv at January 24, 2022 04:23 PM (/U27+)

414 "Also, I never saw Hochul before this thread... she looks like a witch from a Disney movie. I doubt kids like her."

Woof.

Dogs run from that.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 04:23 PM (re9sJ)

415
In the market, I was down over 4% at one point today, now I'm 0.3% positive. At this rate, I'll do OK with investments, but be dead of a heart attack before I can spend it.

Thanks, Brandon.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2022 04:23 PM (laUZs)

416
What does meaningless mean?

It means means nothing.

(This is turning into Abbott & Costello)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:24 PM (v2fyE)

417 Kurt is obese from the neck up.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 04:24 PM (UHVv4)

418 This is how dumb I am: I just realized that dreadnaught was a synonym for "fearless."
----
Sooth it was a first for me too!
----
I never realized before now!
Posted by: Black Orchid

somehow, i have always known this. big honking fearless battships were given 'dreadnaught' class. but then i have read a metric shit ton of victorian literature as easy A electives in grad school.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 04:24 PM (IJES/)

419 Grampa says that Uncle Kurt is full of man goo. What's that mean?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 24, 2022 04:24 PM (Xrfse)

420 WHO told Hochul to end the mask mandates?

She did the quickest about face I've ever seen

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2022 04:24 PM (mR6Gs)

421 Can't the unmasked kids simply bully the masked dorks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:24 PM (todmg)

422
I think attacking somebody in an elevator is pretty inadvisable. Anyone can stop one of those little boxes between floors with the flick of a wrist, and then you're on you're own in there, with no way out. You better be sure you can win first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 04:24 PM (Cf/uA)

423 Waaaaay OT

I saw an ad for a car that said:

Except for needing a new transmission, it is in perfect condition.

People are so fucking weird sometimes.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (OalnH)

424 Stand The Gaff!

(figure that one out)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

To suffer the beating some action will cause you. Is that from taking the gaff (hook)?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (mD/uy)

425 "Also, I never saw Hochul before this thread... she looks like a witch from a Disney movie. I doubt kids like her."

***

Every elected female Democrat right now serves as a walking billboard to repeal the 19th amendment.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (W3VUu)

426 314 Meanwhile, in Virginia, seven school districts have established a #KarenResistance and are fighting Governor Youngkin's executive order that masks are optional for students
------------------
Simple fix - bus the kids to a real school and stop paying the loafers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (0chEi)

427 I recoil from opening up my NextDoor app to see what people are saying about this, but I might anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2022 04:22 PM (wyw4S)

I'm happy to say I just rejected my third NextDoor invite I got from some rando in my neighborhood

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (DJFLF)

428 Project Veritas just announced they are dropping something on Wednesday about "Child Vaccine Negligence".

Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (fHydr)

429 415
In the market, I was down over 4% at one point today, now I'm 0.3% positive. At this rate, I'll do OK with investments, but be dead of a heart attack before I can spend it.

___

If you are freaking out over daily swings, you probably shouldn't be in the market.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (OalnH)

430
Hello.

Posted by: kamala harris' stepdaughter's hairy armpits at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (v2fyE)

431
This is only a test.

If this was a real comment, your bank accounts would be engorged with riches beyond your wildest imaginings.

But this is only a test.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2022 04:26 PM (/U27+)

432 What does meaningless mean?

It means means nothing.

(This is turning into Abbott & Costello)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:24 PM (v2fyE) [/i[

Well, it is not like you can take the average of nothing

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2022 04:26 PM (ZMraq)

433 The problem with benzos being a total piece of shit drug that I hate is that they work. The other drugs for anti-anxiety are not really a ton better for you and for the most part they don't work. You also can't use the other drugs in moderation, they must build up in your system. Benzos *can* be used sparingly, and to decent effect, but for the most part unfortunately they are not.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 04:26 PM (dscaa)

434 I just read that abortion is the leading cause of death worldwide. And this is the third year in a row.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 04:26 PM (eGTCV)

435
To suffer the beating some action will cause you. Is that from taking the gaff (hook)?
Posted by: Tonypete

I think you're 100% correct.

Posted by: kamala harris' stepdaughter's hairy armpits at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (v2fyE)

436 This is how dumb I am: I just realized that dreadnaught was a synonym for "fearless."

Now do "dough-naught."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (nfrXX)

437 Kurt, you are a fucking retard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

yeah. kurt you are sofa king wee todd did.

-corky

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (IJES/)

438 You know you ever see Hochul and that New Zealand cont at the same fascist get togethers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (iDcra)

439 >There is an entity that put out a large ivermectin trial dataset which turned out to be entirely faked data. That corrupt dataset was used in several ivermectin studies and is now being used to discredit those studied. It would not surprise me in the least to find out that Fauci and Daszak were behind that fake dataset.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 04:18 PM (9zuS

Remember that whole "Surgisphere" outfit that got caught making up a study in The Lancet out of whole cloth, and then it just dissolved and completely went away when they were busted? Totally not an op, I'm sure.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (cHmL0)

440 As I understand it, someone who is fearless, is someone who has no fear. Like Daredevil.

But someone who fears nothing has no REASON to fear anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (KZzsI)

441 This is only a test.

If this was a real comment, your bank accounts would be engorged with riches beyond your wildest imaginings.

But this is only a test.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2022 04:26 PM (/U27+)
-----------
Aw, crap.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (DnWKq)

442 430
Hello.
Posted by: kamala harris' stepdaughter's hairy armpits at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (v2fyE)

How you doin?

Posted by: Joe Biden's nostrils at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (vN+oL)

443 For the first couple of seconds, I thought that gaggle of Karen's in the elevator was set-up, an act. Then I saw the actual fear and panic in their eyes.
They were scared to death.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (mR6Gs)

444 In the market, I was down over 4% at one point today, now I'm 0.3% positive. At this rate, I'll do OK with investments, but be dead of a heart attack before I can spend it.

Thanks, Brandon.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

I don't even look day to day for just that reason. Maybe monthly.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (mD/uy)

445
Dammit.

You Boomers are making me a Boomer, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (v2fyE)

446 https://wtop.com /loudoun-county /2022/01 /masks-off-for-some -loudoun-co-students/

FCPS had the day off, but it seems like parents and kids in Loudoun County took Maskless Monday seriously enough for local news coverage...

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:27 PM (exHjb)

447 Well, it is not like you can take the average of nothing
==
Hold my beer...

Posted by: Joe Biden preparing to take a IQ test at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM (YubW7)

448 I actually should just accept the NextDoor invite. My inaugural post would be something like:

"I know which one of you emm-effers let your mutt sh!t my lawn and I'm coming 4 u b!tch!!@!!"

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM (DJFLF)

449 391 I bet Leftists are not fkin up their own kids with this BS
Posted by: Skip


True They fuck there kids up with other BS.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM (sAmhv)

450 There is probably no place on earth you are less likely to find me than on "NextDoor". Holy jibberjabbering fuck I'd probably troll grindr before that shit.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM (dscaa)

451 WHO told Hochul to end the mask mandates?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2022 04:24 PM (mR6Gs)

WHO's on first?

Posted by: A&C at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM (5aWFq)

452 >>> Not really.
Posted by: Roy G. Biv at January 24, 2022 04:23 PM (/U27+)


Yeah, violet isn't purple. Purple is actually not real and just a neuro-optical proxy for a specific type of light information that doesn't have a coherent spectral representation,

Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM (+Z1Gj)

453
Now do "dough-naught."
Posted by: Oddbob


/mind blown!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:29 PM (v2fyE)

454 "Then I saw the actual fear and panic in their eyes.
They were scared to death."

Having people look at you like you are a leper is a strange and maddening experience,

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (vrz2I)

455 Remember that whole "Surgisphere" outfit that got caught making up a study in The Lancet out of whole cloth, and then it just dissolved and completely went away when they were busted? Totally not an op, I'm sure.
==
That was in the beginning too. But again, just a strange coincidence.

Posted by: if it looks, acts, smells, sounds, and is timed like an op, its an op at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (gW+ga)

456 If you are freaking out over daily swings, you probably shouldn't be in the market.

That's fair advice, although I think its just human nature to watch closely and comment on the market when you first get into it. Like when I first put a book up for sale years ago I checked sales every day. Now its like once a week or longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

457 I bet Leftists are not fkin up their own kids with this BS
Posted by: Skip


True They fuck there kids up with other BS.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Comet Pizza Parlor.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (uXonU)

458 I take a small dose of Paxil (SSRI) daily.

Going on the stuff was weird. I had very vivid dreams. I got less interested in sex. I gained weight. I had weird sensations that are hard to describe. Sort of like physical pressure on parts of my brain.

I've been warned that going off it cold turkey is also weird. Increase in suicidal thoughts. Vivid nightmares. A feeling that is typically described as static electric shocks on the brain.

I don't like that I need it, but the difference was night and day for me. Just going through a typical day now I feel fine most of the time. I don't think about hurting myself, or how worthless I am, or how the world would be better off without me, or how I'm failing at everything I try (not true.) etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (RaNzC)

459 I think I heard about Nextdoor here. I'm on it so I can monitor the crazies. Although sadly they ran one business to bankruptcy with early COVID mask crap.

Posted by: Iris at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (DibdT)

460 This is only a test.

If this was a real comment, your bank accounts would be engorged with riches beyond your wildest imaginings.

But this is only a test.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2022 04:26 PM (/U27+)

I am disappoint.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (II3Gr)

461 yeah. kurt you are sofa king wee todd did.

-corky
Posted by: BifBewalski

I read this in my (long ago) totally deaf girlfriend's accent.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (mD/uy)

462 If you are freaking out over daily swings, you probably shouldn't be in the market.
-----------------
Friday and Today's action was targeted for political purposes. This is not how markets are supposed to be manipulated. But it is. This is what annoys me - political risk. Market risk I can handle.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (0chEi)

463 Yeah, violet isn't purple. Purple is actually not real and just a neuro-optical proxy for a specific type of light information that doesn't have a coherent spectral representation,
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM (+Z1Gj)
-------------
Yeah, well, screw you too, buddy.

Posted by: The Color Puce at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (DnWKq)

464 A few years ago some drug lord in Columbia had a player on the national team killed when they lost a match he had bet on.

Andres Escobar. He accidentally scored an own goal in the World Cup.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 04:12 PM (RaNzC)

1994 world cup in the US. Colombia lost the match to the US because of that own goal.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (8D42x)

465 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (yQpMk)

466 The Latest German ship is a Doughnaught. A Berliner.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (todmg)

467 Yeah, violet isn't purple. Purple is actually not real and just a neuro-optical proxy for a specific type of light information that doesn't have a coherent spectral representation

AKSHUALLY....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

468 ...Purple is actually not real and just a neuro-optical proxy for a specific type of light information that doesn't have a coherent spectral representation,
Posted by: banana Dream at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM (+Z1Gj)

Might have a hard time fitting that on the side of your Crayola.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 24, 2022 04:31 PM (WaGX0)

469 There is probably no place on earth you are less likely to find me than on "NextDoor". Holy jibberjabbering fuck I'd probably troll grindr before that shit.

Posted by: ...
===

I go to NextDoor to throw truth bombs. I'm going with the old courage is contagious... and it is fun to make the Karenstasi pissed off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 04:31 PM (iDcra)

470
Comet Pizza Parlor.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (uXonU)

Kids are resilient.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 04:31 PM (II3Gr)

471 The left is anti human life. Why do they pretend to care about people dying from covid?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 04:31 PM (eGTCV)

472
Having people look at you like you are a leper is a strange and maddening experience,
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (vrz2I)

_________

Oh, you get used to it. Take it from me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2022 04:31 PM (/U27+)

473 He fucked an 18 year old when he was 40. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!

***
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Varia

If only I'd had a sitcom...!

Posted by: Roy Moore at January 24, 2022 04:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

474
"I know which one of you emm-effers let your mutt sh!t my lawn and I'm coming 4 u b!tch!!@!!"

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM

Yup. You nailed it. They carry that little baggy around but if you're not looking their 200# upscale specialty breed is dropping the deuce on your lawn and they're walking away.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 24, 2022 04:32 PM (dQvv7)

475 We were down 0.2% today. Roughly $2K. Meh... the markets are going to be all over the place for a couple weeks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2022 04:32 PM (BFigT)

476 "In the market, I was down over 4% at one point today, now I'm 0.3% positive. At this rate, I'll do OK with investments, but be dead of a heart attack before I can spend it.

Thanks, Brandon.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2022 04:23 PM (laUZs)"

Weeeee. Send a thank you letter to the PPT.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2022 04:32 PM (re9sJ)

477 Yeah, well, screw you too, buddy.

Posted by: The Color Puce at January 24, 2022 04:30 PM (DnWKq)

the color "puce" comes from the fleas they found frolicking in one of the Louis' wigs.

True story..."puce" means flea in French. If you look at the color, it matches.

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 04:32 PM (DJFLF)

478 When our neighborhood first started with NextDoor it was a nice place, mostly just things like lost dogs and things for sale. We still have that, but there's an awful lot of crap too that I just sail right by.

Some people post nice nature pictures, which are appreciated by everyone. And sometimes there is useful information being conveyed.

But yes, there's a lot of crap on there and I just put on the blinders.

Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2022 04:32 PM (wyw4S)

479 Why hasn't walking comorbidity Jerry Nadler died?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (eGTCV)

He's been able to flush out the virus by shitting hisself on the House floor.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 24, 2022 04:32 PM (sJHOI)

480 My uncle died last week with, from, at, between, beneath, or behind WuFlu, whichever preposition is used by the hospital to get their DeathBucks.

He was 83 and frankly dont know how he lasted this long. I think the last time I saw him at a family BBQ last year he said when he woke up in the morning, he would say God, you MFer, why didnt you take me in my sleep?

There is a season for life and death and I sure as shit wish people would accept it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2022 04:32 PM (Qzatw)

481 Earlier today I overheard a convo between two older ladies in my Bible study about how awful it was that lady #2 who had just gotten over being sick, has a daughter in law who is not vx and grandsons who are also too young to be. The gasp of horror the Asian lady #1 gave was hilarious.

Everyone is fine now though. And I wanted to turn around and reveal they just spent an hour sitting near me, also not vx but resisted the urge. Asian lady prob would have passed out since I was sitting right next to her.

Lady #2 apparently told her daughter in law - that's what you get for not being vx. I mean, is she even following the latest about this thing? Clearly not.

Huge eye rolling moment.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at January 24, 2022 04:32 PM (szWS4)

482 The irony of Whoopi being concerned for the chirrens when she's bragged about having multiple abortions. *double facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 24, 2022 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

483
hahaha, she takes her mask off to fuss at him.

LOVE IT
Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID test

Yeah, she behaved in a manner totally consistent with her rampant paranoia, the filthy racist beeyotch.

Guy ought to have gotten off, but not before pushing every button on the eggalator, including the alarm button.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2022 04:33 PM (pNxlR)

484 >>>going into the "delay and study" mode

Are you kidding. When the Church decides "delay by study" mode it can take centuries.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 24, 2022 04:33 PM (T/vhV)

485 Why hasn't walking comorbidity Jerry Nadler died?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 24, 2022 03:40 PM (eGTCV)

Because he's taken enough Ivermectin to deworm the entire herd of Royal Lippazaner Stallions?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2022 04:33 PM (P3gRi)

486 "Covering your mouth is not 100% effective
Posted by: Kurt "

Those dicks keep popping in there huh?

Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 04:33 PM (vrz2I)

487 Pound for pound Whoopie has killed more children under the age of 5 than Covid.

Posted by: Bete at January 24, 2022 04:33 PM (F9322)

488 This is only a test.

If this was a real comment, your bank accounts would be engorged with riches beyond your wildest imaginings.

But this is only a test.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 24, 2022 04:26 PM (/U27+)

I read this comment and my credit card got hacked.

Probably unrelated.
Probably....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at January 24, 2022 04:34 PM (V6f9+)

489 sra blaster and I will be on the zoom meeting for Fairfax Public Schools tonight.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2022 04:34 PM (9otr5)

490 >There is probably no place on earth you are less likely to find me than on "NextDoor". Holy jibberjabbering fuck I'd probably troll grindr before that shit.
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM (dscaa)

I've written off social media completely, but because some vestigial remnant of being a Good Citizen still lives in me, I did sign up for a NextDoor account only to find the owner of a lost doggeh that wandered on to our property. It did work, and the owner was incredibly nice and grateful, but now NextDoor == Hotel California for me. I can't escape their spammy push notifications to my email, now matter how much I try to unsubscribe. Had to spam block them.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 04:34 PM (cHmL0)

491 yeah. kurt you are sofa king wee todd did.

-corky
Posted by: BifBewalski

I read this in my (long ago) totally deaf girlfriend's accent.
Posted by: Tonypete


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 04:34 PM (uXonU)

492 I am happy that Whoopee had many abortions. If only her mother had had one more.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 04:34 PM (todmg)

493 I don't like that I need it, but the difference was night and day for me. Just going through a typical day now I feel fine most of the time. I don't think about hurting myself, or how worthless I am, or how the world would be better off without me, or how I'm failing at everything I try (not true.) etc.
==
Yeah. They can help people v. much. Also gets you to a point where you can be talked to. And do some self help. They are highly variable from person to person. Just because something works for you, doesn't mean it would work for your blood relative.

Posted by: mental health issues are not a joke at all at January 24, 2022 04:34 PM (YkKIB)

494 I'm sorry to hear that. Antidepressants definitely have some good effectiveness, but for anxiety notsomuch. CBT is also very useful for depression - even (or especially) in conjunction with antidepressants - but you need to have someone who is smart, incisive and effective leading you. Otherwise like anything else a total waste of time.

Also the unfortunately reality is some problems are hormonal or chemical and can't really be fixed without drugs. For example Low T causes anxiety and depression and is generally misdiagnosed as the latter two. And as a bonus, the treatments - antidepressants and benzos - can both lower T significantly.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 04:35 PM (dscaa)

495 THIRD BASE!
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


heheheheh, wait until i show you what 5th base feeps like.

-antney fauci

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 04:35 PM (IJES/)

496
The irony of Whoopi being concerned for the chirrens when she's bragged about having multiple abortions. *double facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

She's plugged up and enlarging like a parade balloon in Manhattan on Thanksgiving Day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2022 04:35 PM (pNxlR)

497 A dark part of my brain is whispering to me that the "authorities" are trying to tamp down the Covid paranoia and get us to stop fighting each other because they need us to be "united" for our upcoming war with muh Russia

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2022 04:35 PM (mR6Gs)

498

noood panic

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:35 PM (v2fyE)

499 If you wanna be a cowboy, be a cowboy. If you want to dollar cost average for the long haul, do that. If you want to get rich with zero effort or intelligence or risk, forget investing and just run for office.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (6FeV1)

500 sra blaster and I will be on the zoom meeting for Fairfax Public Schools tonight.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2022 04:34 PM (9otr5)
------

Give 'em what for!

Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (wyw4S)

501 PSA: REMINGTON UMC 230 GR FMJ 45 ACP AMMUNITION, 500 ROUNDS from PSA - Free shipping

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (GYllL)

502 She's plugged up and enlarging like a parade balloon in Manhattan on Thanksgiving Day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2022 04:35 PM (pNxlR)

Whoopie Cushion

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)

503 Yeah, she behaved in a manner totally consistent with her rampant paranoia, the filthy racist beeyotch.

Guy ought to have gotten off, but not before pushing every button on the eggalator, including the alarm button.
===

And coughed all over those Karens. I've done the cough thing when some Karen scolds me and they run well walk or shuffle away like the wind.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (iDcra)

504 I see Hochul is working on the same permanent surprised look that Pelosi's plastic surgeon has perfected.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (5pTK/)

505 One of the Louis' pulled a flea out of his wig and thought it was so cute he commanded his royal dressmaker or tailor or whatever to come up with fabrics that same shade.

Crazy sheet back then in the French royal courts. I'm convinced DOCTOR Jill is one of those bewigged and smelly court ladies incarnated.

(Not Marie Antoinette, though. She actually wasn't a terrible person. Just tunnel visioned and naive.)

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (DJFLF)

506 Your Empress Hochul is a good woman. She shows respect to the gods and gives them their blood sacrifice.

Posted by: Some Aztec Priest at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (ESjRY)

507 489 sra blaster and I will be on the zoom meeting for Fairfax Public Schools tonight.
Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2022 04:34 PM (9otr5)

I predict there will be no time for submitted questions, except for ones that say "Can we continue the mask mandate into the 2022-2023 school year" and "Scott Brabrand, how can you lead our district so well" and "Why do you have to leave at the end of the year"...

Posted by: Nova local at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (exHjb)

508 Pound for pound Whoopie has killed more children under the age of 5 than Covid.
==
I would pay cash money to see Elizabeth Hasselbeck say that to Whoopie's face on TV.

Posted by: Pay per view at January 24, 2022 04:36 PM (OtzGj)

509 DoD whistleblowers provide vaccine safety information.
link goes to a video clip posted on Gab
https://tinyurl.com/26ybctnn
clip is part of Ron Johnson covid discussion
Some of the whistleblowers are no longer withholding their names from public.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 24, 2022 04:37 PM (DB16e)

510
Those dicks keep popping in there huh?
Posted by: fd

Keep your eyes on the balls, Kurt -- they tell all!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2022 04:37 PM (pNxlR)

511 "Covering your mouth is not 100% effective
Posted by: Kurt "

Those dicks keep popping in there huh?
Posted by: f


maybe you shouldn't lay on your back with you head and neck sticking out of the glory hole when you let your hands get tied to your ankles under the table...

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 04:37 PM (IJES/)

512 27 I'm still predicting a Democratic Party split at some point before 2030.

COVID will be a big part of it.

It won't happen as the GOP will be the glue that keeps them together.

Posted by: Silent at January 24, 2022 04:37 PM (CrU4U)

513 nood stocks

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 04:37 PM (UHVv4)

514
nooood

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 04:38 PM (v2fyE)

515 "I know which one of you emm-effers let your mutt sh!t my lawn and I'm coming 4 u b!tch!!@!!"

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 04:28 PM

Yup. You nailed it. They carry that little baggy around but if you're not looking their 200# upscale specialty breed is dropping the deuce on your lawn and they're walking away.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus


I'm the type of person that would shit on their lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 04:38 PM (uXonU)

516 429 415
In the market, I was down over 4% at one point today, now I'm 0.3% positive. At this rate, I'll do OK with investments, but be dead of a heart attack before I can spend it.

___

If you are freaking out over daily swings, you probably shouldn't be in the market.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (OalnH)

I predicted at the beginning of the month we would have a 10% correction. Today we hit 10%, and Presto Chango... market started rebounding.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2022 04:38 PM (oHd/0)

517 So a teacher in a Montco school was caught TAPING a mask to a 9 yr old boy's face.
Posted by: kallisto

Have any tried staples?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 24, 2022 04:39 PM (OssQ4)

518 They're calling for close to -20F tomorrow night in Chicago so be on the lookout for Jussie wandering around with a sandwich.

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 04:39 PM (+ya+t)

519 nood stocks
==
that's supposed to be STONKS!

Posted by: Style Guide at January 24, 2022 04:40 PM (YubW7)

520 Have the high school girl and her family gotten death threats from tolerant leftists including her teachers?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 04:42 PM (k49Sx)

521
If you are freaking out over daily swings, you probably shouldn't be in the market.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 04:25 PM (OalnH)

-----

Yeah, I know that. I thought it was a little unusual, is all.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 24, 2022 04:45 PM (laUZs)

522 And I hope that her parents are very proud of her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 04:45 PM (k49Sx)

523 Paraphrasing a previous comment.

NH and IN have bills presented to allow Ivermectin to be prescribed by effing DOCTORS! Pharmacists do not practice medicine.

Once this goes to the states, and it works, it's over.

This is what Feds fear most.

Posted by: Golfman at January 24, 2022 04:48 PM (hOMhY)

524 >>>the color "puce" comes from the fleas they found frolicking in one of the Louis' wigs.

True story..."puce" means flea in French. If you look at the color, it matches.

huh.

i knew puce meant flea because a term of affection is "ma puce" but i didn't know that story/etymology

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2022 04:52 PM (0G13K)

525 I'm more affectionate towards the "ma duce" than a "ma puce".

Posted by: Devildog Dan at January 24, 2022 04:55 PM (R/gyP)

526 Has anybody ever made a Whoopie Goldberg cushion?
Posted by: fd at January 24, 2022 04:14 PM (vrz2I)

Don't have enough shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2022 05:04 PM (P3gRi)

527 Did anyone else notice how much those two elevator Karens look like Elizabeth Warren?

Posted by: iamfelix at January 24, 2022 05:19 PM (KY+I0)

528 I subscribed and listened to Bari Weiss "Honestly" podcast. She is still far left. Her guests are left and frequently will drop some statement such as "we all know Trump had to go" without any follow up from the Host as why they believe that or reasoning for making such a statement. And so it is for her Covid "I'm over it" coming out party. She explains why she is finally where half the country has been, but doesn't acknowledge that half the country was there. It's like we just lucked into the position despite articles all over the place explaining everything she just said "Masks don't work, Vaccine doesn't prevent Infection, and closing schools and businesses has resulted in damage far worse than having Covid for people under 65.
Interviewing disgraced Liz Cheney was the end of the road for me as relates to Bari Weiss.

Posted by: Leland at January 24, 2022 05:20 PM (IG4sd)

529 > So if I hit a black guy and then chant "Black lives matter" I'm absolved of assault and battery?

To the leftist, they are absolving themselves of their own racism. It's like male feminists shouting feminist things to absolve their own abuses of women.

Posted by: Fedup at January 24, 2022 05:49 PM (68ya+)

530 Wow!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 24, 2022 05:56 PM (ytSiK)

531 These crazy-eyed, rictus-faced, soviet-styled harpies all look the same.

Posted by: AMartel at January 24, 2022 06:36 PM (aRX3l)

532 @527.
Yes.

Posted by: AMartel at January 24, 2022 06:37 PM (aRX3l)

533 I love that kid. I live in that town and she's on point. My kid is a senior in a Naperville high school. We are a school district that you could say is over resourced, but it's not helping. The kids are angry and resentful and know they've been lied to, but half the mom's are Biden's ride or die contingency. We just received a notice that the students are now getting "mental health" days off if needed. It's needed, but none of it needed to happen. Spare me the kids are soft stuff, too. Sigh.

Posted by: fergiebee at January 24, 2022 08:27 PM (u3ZtM)

534 *moms not mom's - oops.

Posted by: fergiebee at January 24, 2022 08:29 PM (u3ZtM)

535 Nic update 1.

Posted by: ShainS -- "A faculty lounge, if you can keep it." at January 24, 2022 08:56 PM (6Xyqy)

536 Nic update 2.

Posted by: ShainS -- "A faculty lounge, if you can keep it." at January 24, 2022 08:58 PM (/EB1t)

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Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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