Peter Schweitzer's New Exposee Red-Handed: The Biden Family Received $31 Million From Individuals With Direct Ties to Chinese Intelligence

Schweitzer's new book is about America's corrupt ruling class profiting from their relationship with the Chinese Communist Party, and working hard to advance China's interest.

"The Big Guy" profited more than most.

The Biden family scored $31 million from five deals in China, all with individuals with direct ties to the Chinese spy apparatus, according to a bombshell new book.

Multiple financiers with direct ties to Chinese intelligence partnered with Hunter Biden during and after his father's time as Vice President -- including the former head of the Ministry of State Security and the head of foreign intelligence recruitment -- and some of those relationships remain intact, according to Red-Handed: How American Elites Get Rich Helping China Win, by Breitbart News senior contributor Peter Schweizer.

Schweizer explains that Beijing saw a financial relationship with the Bidens as an opening for "elite capture," which allowed Hunter Biden to secure meetings and score major deals with people in the highest levels of Chinese financial institutions and the Chinese Communist Party -- and in return they would be able to leverage the Bidens' power for their interests.

Meanwhile, at the World Economic Forum's "Great Narrative Conference" -- I guess that's the real name! -- a speaker admits, "The good news is the elite across the world trust each other more and more... the bad news is that the majority of people trusted that elite less..."


Batya Ungar-Sargon
@bungarsargon

The elites don't even bother hiding their contempt for "the majority of people" anymore. It's exposed the emptiness of the stories they tell to push their own interests. The sides aren't Right and Left anymore. They're the side that has that contempt and the side nauseated by it.

This clip is saying the quiet part out loud: Elites like to masquerade like there are major policy debates dividing them. But political polarization is a pantomime that disguises the crucial things they share--enormous wealth, capture of over 50% of GDP, the desire for control.

Working people know this. They know that it's all kabuki theater at the top. It's why they just don't care who you voted for. Because the struggles that unite the bottom just outweigh whether you think abortion should be legal in the second trimester, or how you feel about Trump.

It's disgusting to see these people nattering on about threats to democracy when they believe they should have control over every aspect of the lives of working people and it's "bad news" that regular people are onto them and see them for the self-serving oligarchy that they are.

Posted by: Ace at 02:21 PM




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1 He stated, without evidence.

Posted by: 496 at January 24, 2022 02:21 PM (VJsqe)

2 Hmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 24, 2022 02:21 PM (dNqv+)

3 Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 02:21 PM (Ez6QX)

4 This is why Trump had to go.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 24, 2022 02:21 PM (jTmQV)

5 But Trump was a Russian stooge because he tried to build a hotel in Moscow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

6
Parents' Rights!

Posted by: GOP Republican Shits at January 24, 2022 02:22 PM (qCp+w)

7 The good news is the elite across the world trust each other more and more

the bad news is that the majority of people trusted that elite less

The moar badder news is that the we little people HATE you moar than you will ever know.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:22 PM (yrol0)

8 If they have all this money, why they always acting broke? Crack can't be that expensive. Maybe it was all the hookers.

Posted by: nckate at January 24, 2022 02:22 PM (z5Nun)

9 We should make a deal with China. They kill our politicians, we agree to whatever demands they were going to have the politicians bribed to give in on.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2022 02:22 PM (z5Vrg)

10 and surprisingly, no one will get in trouble because of it !

Guilty as sin, free as a bird !
(in Latin it would make a great new National Motto !)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 24, 2022 02:23 PM (9CuDT)

11 Bring on the national razor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) knits at January 24, 2022 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

12 Elite vs Pica

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 02:23 PM (63Dwl)

13 Just ordered his book the other day. I don't recommend any of Schweizer's books if you have blood pressure issues.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 24, 2022 02:23 PM (0TVNF)

14 Grassley said the 3 or 4 years of Hunters travel records were deleted by the Secret Service.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:23 PM (yrol0)

15 Nobody in the Congress wants to call him on it because they're all being paid off as well. Joe Biden is a traitor along with most of the Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (k49Sx)

16 The good news is the elite across the world trust each other more and more... the bad news is that the majority of people trusted that elite less..

Sounds legit

Posted by: News from 1848 at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (ESjRY)

17 Content? But these are comments, Pffft.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (glGDV)

18 I wonder how much Feinstein made?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (axyOa)

19 A capital gains tax cut and enterprise zones will soon set things to right.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) knits at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (yQpMk)

20 I'm part of the elite. Right? Riiiiiight?
- Goucher College Grad, Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (OalnH)

21 Totally o/t , but Seems like there will be 59k US troops going to E Europe? Is Biden crazy?

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (ZFwWQ)

22 Nothing to see here

Posted by: Mainstream Propaganda News at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (1Q2Jm)

23 I thought I read somewhere that you tube or FB already has censored the Book?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (GPwVZ)

24 8 If they have all this money, why they always acting broke? Crack can't be that expensive. Maybe it was all the hookers.
Posted by: nckate at January 24, 2022 02:22 PM (z5Nun)

I looks to me that they live like Rock Stars.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (yrol0)

25 Arrive in the Senate as a bust out. Arrive at the White House a multimillionaire.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (m/Gc2)

26 I sure hope China doesn't invade Taiwan.

Old Joe Biden will not go easy on them. He shake his fist and say "Get out of that yard, ya rascals" before shitting himself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (dbs6Z)

27 Grift is the Biden crime Families middle name

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (g43JH)

28 Even Clinton wasn't this crazy in hay day of Balkan war.

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (ZFwWQ)

29 Willowed: I wouldn't have asked my mother to purchase a home pregnancy test either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022


***
I recall Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 telling me her mother took her to the doctor when she was 17 to set her up with birth control. Either that was one of her many fabulations, or her family was even weirder than I thought.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (txdEq)

30 Working people know this. They know that it's all kabuki theater at the top. It's why they just don't care who you voted for.
___

This^

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (RU4sa)

31 In an honest time, this would be devastating.

We're not living in an honest time.

The left already have a talking point for things like this, "Hunter Biden doesn't hold public office." They trot it out whenever someone brings up Hunter's obvious painting bribery scheme.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (RaNzC)

32 Norms BTFO!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (SH2Zi)

33 No jurisdiction, sorry.

Posted by: Government Ethics Tsar at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (1Q2Jm)

34 19 A capital gains tax cut and enterprise zones will soon set things to right.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) knits at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (yQpMk)

___

If any billionaire's highest marginal tax rate is over 30%, the terrorists have won.
- GOP

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (OalnH)

35 I'm sure a lot of the " inked a book deal" money was laundered through publishers from China.

Posted by: CN at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (ONvIw)

36 Guilty as sin, free as a bird !
(in Latin it would make a great new National Motto !)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 24, 2022 02:23 PM (9CuDT)
~~~~~

Reus ut peccatum, gratis ut avis.

(If translate(dot)com is correct.)

Posted by: IrishEi at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (0TVNF)

37 So, Ukraine paid Bidens and got recycled Soviets for their money.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (glGDV)

38 18 I wonder how much Feinstein made?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (axyOa)

Probably not a much as her Chinaman Spy Driver.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (yrol0)

39 Is Biden crazy?
Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (ZFwWQ)


Senile and not making decisions....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:26 PM (g43JH)

40 50K not 59....


Doesn't Europe have Armed Forces??

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 02:26 PM (ZFwWQ)

41 As some have pointed out, it's not near as disappointing that our rulers are bought and sold, it's for how cheaply.

Posted by: Well at January 24, 2022 02:26 PM (mqpBf)

42 Was it Trump?!?! Impeach!

No? Biden? Oh, well then, he's obviously innocent.

Posted by: Congress at January 24, 2022 02:26 PM (1Q2Jm)

43 Someone should send the President of Ukraine a t-shirt that says "I paid Hunter Biden millions and all I got was this t-shirt!"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2022 02:26 PM (ESjRY)

44
I'd go declare the Nood downstairs, but all the guys are out buying tampons.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 24, 2022 02:26 PM (pNxlR)

45 thought I read somewhere that you tube or FB already has censored the Book?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 24, 2022 02:24 PM (GPwVZ)
~~~~~

They censured one of his interviews about it.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (0TVNF)

46 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (txdEq)

I didn't ask my mother to do that either. and neither did my sister. Of course it's better IMO, to ask your mother for help with getting birth control than in her being with you when you have an abortion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (k49Sx)

47
I can't wait to hear the bullshit euphemism they feed us for sending troops to Ukraine.

Will it be something like no, we didn't send any troops to Europe -- we simply relocated or reallocated troops to another region?

Posted by: GOP Republican Shits at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (qCp+w)

48 Make no mistake America, we will trach down whoever talked to Peter Schweitzer and we will punish them.

Posted by: Chris Wray, America's Patriot Act Watchdog at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (1Q2Jm)

49 Facundum silentium.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (glGDV)

50 > I recall Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 telling me her mother took her to the doctor when she was 17 to set her up with birth control. Either that was one of her many fabulations, or her family was even weirder than I thought.

Birth control is also used to smooth out hormone wackiness. It's pretty normal for young women to be on birth control, even if they aren't sexually active.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (RaNzC)

51 gratis ut avis.

(If translate(dot)com is correct.)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (0TVNF)


Something something free rental car!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (yrol0)

52 I recall Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 telling me her mother took her to the doctor when she was 17 to set her up with birth control. Either that was one of her many fabulations, or her family was even weirder than I thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (txdEq)

__

My wife's mom did the same thing. And my mom did that with my sister as well. Nothing weird about it. Would you rather moms do that or have pregnant teen daughters?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (OalnH)

53 In the history of mankind, no oligarchy has remained in power once the populace decided they did not have the needs of the people at heart.

Usually the result is violent and does not go well for the oligarchs.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (GtYVP)

54 o

Posted by: IrishEi at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (0TVNF)

55 Can Biden deploy Antifa to Ukraine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (todmg)

56 Sorry 225 was supposed to be on the other thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (k49Sx)

57
Yeah, I think that'll be it:

We "Re-allocated" troops to another "region" of "Europe."

Posted by: GOP Republican Shits at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (qCp+w)

58 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

59 It's pretty normal for young women to be on birth control, even if they aren't sexually active.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (RaNzC)



That story has been going around for nearly 50 years.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) knits at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (yQpMk)

60
Whose bitch is dat who is so disappointed in us?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (pNxlR)

61

I trust them completely!! Anybody got any bridges for sale?

Posted by: Dan Ratheranalreceptive at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (l9xTR)

62 Reus ut peccatum, gratis ut avis.

(If translate(dot)com is correct.)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 24, 2022 02:25 PM (0TVNF)

-----
That's cool!

How do you say 'Guilty as sin, Nekkid as a jaybird'?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (VJsqe)

63 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center are so proud of Presdent Biden for standing up to that tirent Putin. We also hopes that Presdent Bidum also makes it cleer that all gays in the Ukrane not be harmed or else !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (+meOn)

64 Birth control is also used to smooth out hormone wackiness. It's pretty normal for young women to be on birth control, even if they aren't sexually active.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (RaNzC)

Grand Daughter was put on it at 13 for that reason

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (g43JH)

65 50K not 59....

Doesn't Europe have Armed Forces??

Posted by: runner at January 24, 2022 02:26 PM (ZFwWQ)

No, BADORANGEMAN decimated them and had sex with their wives, or something.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:28 PM (SH2Zi)

66 Elite vs Pica
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

It not just for typesetters anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (mD/uy)

67 In the news today, the triumphant American armies took no losses again as they destroyed yet another Russian army.

/Buried on page 12 of the newspaper: COVID takes a toll on American troops as 5K die in one day!

Posted by: News from the future at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (ESjRY)

68
"Deploy" and "send" sounds too much like biden's starting a war, (which he is).

Reallocate and Relocate sounds more better.

Posted by: GOP Republican Shits at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (qCp+w)

69 Pretty good thread written by a disillusioned, former Biden-Harris supporter.

https://bit.ly/3qSOrym

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (RaNzC)

70 , dudes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

71 We should make a deal with China. They kill our politicians, we agree to whatever demands they were going to have the politicians bribed to give in on.
---
The Red Dawn Solution: They may capture the coasts, loot and pillage as they please for 1 year.
Then leave or die.

Posted by: Well at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (mqpBf)

72 $31 million is nothing. Joe always thought small.

Posted by: President For Life, Barack I at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (1Q2Jm)

73 Peter Schweizer's interview with Mark Levin on Life, Liberty and Levin was excellent last night.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (NpAcC)

74 >>55 Can Biden deploy Antifa to Ukraine.

We will remain as the domestic security force.

Posted by: Antifa at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (GYllL)

75 WHERE'S YOUR SMOD NOW? LOLZ

Posted by: Joe Biden, Livin' Large at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (Mle+D)

76 Police in Ireland are investigating reports that the body of a dead man was brought to a post office in an attempt to collect his pension.

The Irish Times said a man who appeared to be in his 60s was dragged into the post office in the town of Carlow on Friday, propped up by two younger men. When questioned by staff, the two fled, leaving behind the older man, who was found to be dead.

..must be about Democrats

Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (RHGPo)

77 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (CtltA)

78 Yeah $31M over the span of 40 years in politics is actually pretty low energy.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (OalnH)

79 It's pretty normal for young women to be on birth control, even if they aren't sexually active.
Posted by: bonhomme


Are you sexually active?


Hmmmm, No, normally I just lay there.


HiOhhhhh!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (mD/uy)

80 72 $31 million is nothing. Joe always thought small.
Posted by: President For Life, Barack I at January 24, 2022 02:29 PM (1Q2Jm)

The whole friggin Family are crooks

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (g43JH)

81 The Paulo can confirm all of the young women he has visited that were on the birth control have very regular emotions when he is done with them. I believe the word in English is "exhausted" yes?

Posted by: The Paulo at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (ESjRY)

82 The US used to triangulate China against Russia.

Over the past year, they're double teaming US.

Wouldn't surprise me if they both strike at the same time. What could we do?

Posted by: Golfman at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (sS0/Y)

83 The fact that FJB is so utterly free of control by those who bribed him just shows how wonderful he is.

I think that's the logic.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 24, 2022 02:31 PM (8AONa)

84 Joe, sell some more of America's uranium. Iran is a buyer!

The going rate was over $100 million and that was ten years ago! With Biden-inflation, it could be $200 million now.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, It's my fucking turn, America! at January 24, 2022 02:31 PM (1Q2Jm)

85 Schweitzer is obviously an insurrectionist. Lock him up!

Posted by: Klain brain at January 24, 2022 02:31 PM (63Dwl)

86 The Ukraine should look into founding a department of defense.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 02:31 PM (todmg)

87 Isn't the Russian front the place where armies go to die?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 24, 2022 02:31 PM (eGTCV)

88 Google translate olet.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (glGDV)

89 But it does matter who you vote for. Trump proved this.

The insane, over the top reaction to him and his supporters was all because he and by extension we are not part of the game. That's what all of this has been about.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (ZLI7S)

90 85 Schweitzer is obviously an insurrectionist. Lock him up!
Posted by: Klain brain at January 24, 2022 02:31 PM (63Dwl)

___

Schweitzer is a German name. So obviously a Nazi too.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (OalnH)

91 On the same day that Trump's Truth Social announces that they will use Silicon Valley AI to censor, Facebook reveals their new AI supercomputer that will be used to censor.

AI wars.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (GYllL)

92 How big is the Russian army nowadays?

Posted by: kraken at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (6Je/Q)

93 If you're in war, it's a different matter, but hardly worth a internet argument over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 02:22 PM (k49Sx)

I don't think anyone was arguing rather commenting on a difference of opinion regarding husbands.
Sometimes I'm amazed what my husband will do for me if I ask, because, most times I ask in silence.

Posted by: old chick at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (sOete)

94 The Biden family scored $31 million from five deals in China

Was that wrong? No one ever told me that was wrong. In my last job, everybody did it.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, needs new Depends at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (1Q2Jm)

95 Looks like the Drums Of War are beating out the tune.

The NeverTrumpers and MIC Jocksniffers must be Toobin' it all over K-Street.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (lTTSV)

96 When I think of Biden and his corruption, I'm reminded of Cam Newton. Newton's father once noted how Mississippi State offered Newton 6 figures to go there, and Newton didn't go there. Which makes you wonder what he got from the schools he DID attend.
Biden made all this graft money BEFORE he was president, when he was a rather unintelligent senator, and it appeared from his 58 failed presidential efforts that he was never going any higher. So how much are they paying him now?
And how much are they paying influential senators, who reasonably might be moving up?

Posted by: Wally at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (FJYfm)

97 I recall Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 telling me her mother took her to the doctor when she was 17 to set her up with birth control. Either that was one of her many fabulations, or her family was even weirder than I thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022
*
My wife's mom did the same thing. And my mom did that with my sister as well. Nothing weird about it. Would you rather moms do that or have pregnant teen daughters?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022


***
True. I just can't imagine talking about something so private (the male equivalent, that is) with either of my parents. Of course Mom and Dad were almost old enough to be my grandparents. Any discussion of sex-related topics embarrassed them mightily.

No. 2's mother was only about 40 at that time and had the occasional boyfriend herself, so I guess such embarrassment didn't apply.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (txdEq)

98 I see that Taiwan has gathered 24 million people, just offshore from China. They're preparing an invasion, Mr. President! Do something to earn those $31 million! (The $31 million that we know of, that is.)

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2022 02:33 PM (pbStR)

99 Wouldn't surprise me if they both strike at the same time. What could we do?

Posted by: Golfman at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (sS0/Y)

Total global hashtag war.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:33 PM (SH2Zi)

100 Elite? E Miller Lite?

Posted by: Bubba at January 24, 2022 02:33 PM (n/szn)

101 Hmmmm, No, normally I just lay there.


HiOhhhhh!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (mD/uy)

Dont smoke but sometimes it burns a little!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (yrol0)

102 Are you sexually active?

Hmmmm, No, normally I just lay there.

HiOhhhhh!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022


***
"Do you ever get irritated after sex?"

"Only when he . . . never mind."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (txdEq)

103 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.

Matt 24:6-13

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (GYllL)

104 Remember how the Relevations in "Clinton Cash" put Bill and Hillary in Prison?

Me neither.

Posted by: rd at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (Z32m1)

105 If you read this so-called elite scrunt's bio, you'll see someone with a law, economics, and philosophy collection of degrees whereas her entire job history consists of either being on some sort of advisory board for this or board of directors for that. She's never really actually had a job. She's a professional student who took her act on the road.

She's got a house, kids, and a husband and her career basically consists of dispensing economic advice from the IMF and her textbooks to countries already in dire economic straits from taking their advice the last 12 times.

You couldn't find a better example of a late empire useless elite fop and their make believe "job"

But I'm sure if you ask her, she'll tell you she's a Stronk Wammon.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (W3VUu)

106 > That story has been going around for nearly 50 years.

Sometimes it's a convenient lie, sometimes it's not. *shrug*

My six year old son found p0rn online when he was at school. He was on a school network with school filters. He was googling camping in the woods (I have the search logs) and it only took a couple of relatively safe looking clicks and he was on some kink peeing in the woods site.

Sometimes you have to acknowledge that even though you don't think it'll happen with your kid, the world is a tricky place and natural impulses get contorted by the world.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (RaNzC)

107 Total global hashtag war.

I'll bring the ampersands.

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (pbStR)

108 And so Joe Biden will have a nice cushy place in assisted living, meanwhile being thought as a traitor, screwup and a nasty man. Except for his family-and I'm not even sure they like him'-he will have have people at his funeral because it's "politically correct" to show up, while my friend in hospice-the retired minister-who is having a terrible time with his brain and body going-will have quite a few people at his funeral- because he is a good, kind Christian man who helped people all his life. My friend has had the more succcessful life no matter how many Money Joe Biden has,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (k49Sx)

109 If they have all this money, why they always acting broke? Crack can't be that expensive. Maybe it was all the hookers.

Posted by: nckate at January 24, 2022 02:22 PM (z5Nun)

Hey, Parmesan cheese prices are going way up!

Posted by: pookysgirl still buys the generic brand at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (XKZwp)

110 Opening statements begin in fed trial of former cops charged in George Floyd's death
The 18-member jury, including six alternates, was impaneled in just one day.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nurde

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (NpAcC)

111



In Klain's Soviet America, Sherlock no shit YOU!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (s2VJv)

112 Where is the money?
According to what info I could find Biden is worth "only" $8 million.

Posted by: Harry_the_Horrible at January 24, 2022 02:35 PM (QWOhf)

113 The Paulo can confirm all of the young women he has visited that were on the birth control have very regular emotions when he is done with them. I believe the word in English is "exhausted" yes?
Posted by: The Paulo at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (ESjRY)


I prefer "spent" myself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 02:35 PM (Ez6QX)

114 Just think, we're looking at war with Russia, because a man who's long been known to have trouble controlling his mouth, and is now suffering from dementia, was elevated to the residency, and was allowed to speak freely during a press conference.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 24, 2022 02:35 PM (5pTK/)

115 I still don't get why Hunter said "NO YELLOW THOUGH" when he was having his niece look for pieces of ass. My Chinese spy was great, she could withstand all sorts of smells

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at January 24, 2022 02:35 PM (Mle+D)

116 We could offer the Soviet Union a fabulous parting gift. Germany.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (todmg)

117 My friend has had the more succcessful life no matter how many Money Joe Biden has,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (k49Sx)


And that is all that really counts

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (g43JH)

118 If you missed the Senator Ron Johnson forum on COVID televised on OANN, then you need to make a serious effort to get a copy of it, view it, and disseminate it.
It will set your hair on fire with facts right from the front-line doctors and a very clear spelling out of how there are competing sets of facts and who is responsible for all the confusion and why.
That forum should have been on every news channel and replayed over and over.

But instead everyone else is panicked over Ukraine...

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (TsIaP)

119 And this is exactly why I don't give a flying fuck about some "red wave" or cheer "yay, Team Red!" They are all corrupt, all liars and all in dire need of the full Vlad Tepes treatment. Not one of these bastards will ever step up to the plate and do right by the American people.

And don't even think about bringing up Cruz and Paul as fighters. Those two nickelfucking ambulatory semen stains voted to award medals of bravery to the capitol police who murdered Ashlii Babbitt.

AFAIC, the entire GOP needs to be wiped out in November. Every last one of them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (2JVJo)

120 Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (+ya+t)

121 It's disgusting to see these people nattering on about threats to democracy when they believe they should have control over every aspect of the lives of working people and it's "bad news" that regular people are onto them and see them for the self-serving oligarchy that they are.

--

I'd say wake me when they're dragged out of their comfy, luxurious beds to stand before "regular people" for their crimes, but unless there is a collective snap, I don't see much of anything changing their grasp of power and wealth.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (sVtYq)

122 Nothing gets the little idiot light in my brain to start glowing red than to hear some stump-jumper from Gomer Gardens start backstopping the oligarchs that run this damn world, like they're gonna let ol' Munch Baghandler into the exclusive Davos set if he says nice things about them.

I got news, Munch; it's still Golden Corral for you, at full price, and they better see a mask on while you're within 1000 feet of the IMPORTANT people, or your cable is going to start having 'mysterious' outages and your credit rating ends up matching your IQ.

Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (oedLL)

123 "Do you ever get irritated after sex?"

"Only when he . . . never mind."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (txdEq)


Redd Foxx: 2 hookers were talking. One says, "Do you smoke after sex?" The other one said, "I don't know. I never looked."

Posted by: Wally at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (FJYfm)

124 All this talk about criminals and money laundering has me thinking about the new season of "Ozark". The character Ruth is the quintessential Missouri girl.

Posted by: jwest at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (/BlEx)

125 109
Hey, Parmesan cheese prices are going way up!
Posted by: pookysgirl still buys the generic brand at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (XKZwp)

The real thing from Italy or the yellow MDF sawdust with the Kraft label?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (s2VJv)

126 Elite vs Pica
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
*
It not just for typesetters anymore.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022


***
People like Harlan Ellison who stick to their typewriters instead of using computers? They're picas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (txdEq)

127 My wife and I have been very open with our kids about sex. From a fairly young age, they knew how babies were made. Now, they're not afraid to ask any questions and we (Mrs and I ) are always in on the loop of who like whom, who is cute in the class and all that.

Open and honest is the best way to go about this stuff. And yeah it may be uncomfortable at first, but fuck it....that's your job as a parent.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:37 PM (OalnH)

128
They know that it's all kabuki theater at the top. It's why they just don't care who you voted for. Because the struggles that unite the bottom just outweigh whether you think abortion should be legal in the second trimester, or how you feel about Trump.

------

Bingo. Not everyone knows this, but it's certainly the case, and more people are wising up to it every day.

This is a two-party State, but it's sure as shit ain't """Democrat""" vs. """Republican.""" It's the ruling class vs. the subject class.

For the first time in living memory the subject class scored a minor political victory when Trump was elected, against the wishes and the machinations of the ruling class. Little came of it, of course, except for the thing where the ruling class went on a berserk, rage-fueled rampage for six straight years and counting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 02:37 PM (Cf/uA)

129 >>Where is the money?
According to what info I could find Biden is worth "only" $8 million.

If you were getting paid millions in bribes by foreign dictators around the world would you bring the money to the US when there are perfectly good tax havens in many offshore banks around the world?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 02:37 PM (ZLI7S)

130 Germany.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 24, 2022 02:36 PM (todmg)

It worked in 1945.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:37 PM (yrol0)

131 My Chinese spy was great, she could withstand all sorts of smells

After my latest chinese girl I couldn't walk for a week.

She was saying something about not stopping until I told her everything I know.

I started with my niece's bra size, but apparently that just made her madder.

Your rectum must be stronger then mine dude.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 24, 2022 02:37 PM (ESjRY)

132 This book is all well and good but is anyone other than us going to read it? Will this information be noticed by anyone other than Fox News. That is what is important.

Posted by: jaimo at January 24, 2022 02:37 PM (DBrN4)

133 $31 million is chump change compared to the $140 million the Clinton "Foundation" and Clinton Global Initiative received, while Hitlery was SiS, through the Skolkovo Project, which of course was run by the former head of the Russian GRU. This was also heavily reported on by Peter Schweitzer.

Nothing was done about the Clintons and nothing will be done about the Bidens.

They are open traitors to our country and yet are in no danger of having their necks stretched. And that is annoying, to say the least.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (+E0jM)

134 Elite vs Pica
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
*
It not just for typesetters anymore.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022


I started off in the advertising world just as the skill of "spec-ing type" was going the way of the buggy whip.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (s2VJv)

135 I believe the word in English is "exhausted" yes?
Posted by: The Paulo at January 24, 2022 02:30 PM (ESjRY)

I prefer "spent" myself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 02:35 PM (Ez6QX)

I prefer "ready for the main event."

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (SH2Zi)

136
Looks like the Drums Of War are beating out the tune.

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (63Dwl)

137 Grassley said the 3 or 4 years of Hunters travel records were deleted by the Secret Service.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:23 PM (yrol0)
-----------------

Back in the olden days, that was what they called a "felony", destroying federal records and conspiracy to obscure crime.

Somebody should tell John Durham. He could probably sort all this out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (1Q2Jm)

138 When you are, how you say, the elite, there are many demands placed upon you.

The Paolo regrets that there is only one Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (a3Q+t)

139 Would you rather moms do that or have pregnant teen daughters?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (OalnH)


Teen moms are kind of my family specialty, whether they're married or not.

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (DJFLF)

140 Money laundering? Anyone looked it up in the dictionary yet?

Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (5pTK/)

141 Opening statements begin in fed trial of former cops charged in George Floyd's death
The 18-member jury, including six alternates, was impaneled in just one day.

--

You think the Rittenhouse jury faced threats? I pity the people on this jury, unless they're comprised of full-on vengeance seekers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (sVtYq)

142 Redd Foxx: 2 hookers were talking. One says, "Do you smoke after sex?" The other one said, "I don't know. I never looked."
Posted by: Wally

"Don't forget, wash yo ass!" may be his best bit ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (mD/uy)

143 Anyway, it took me nearly six hours to edit two lousy chapters of my book and I've had it.

See you all later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 24, 2022 02:39 PM (2JVJo)

144 You know, I'm so stupid I used to believe the whole Joe is too much of an idiot to be corrupt, outside the whole Senator from Credit Cards things.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 24, 2022 02:39 PM (GbPPJ)

145 Somebody should tell John Durham. He could probably sort all this out.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (1Q2Jm)

___

Does that guy even exist? Or what he made up. Like has anyone ever seen him in a room in person?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:39 PM (OalnH)

146 My wife and I have been very open with our kids about sex. From a fairly young age, they knew how babies were made. Now, they're not afraid to ask any questions and we (Mrs and I ) are always in on the loop of who like whom, who is cute in the class and all that.

Open and honest is the best way to go about this stuff. And yeah it may be uncomfortable at first, but fuck it....that's your job as a parent.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:37 PM (OalnH)


I agree, and we had much the same experience with our son. Although now that he is an adult, I stay out of it. Like when he was doing a lot of traveling and suddenly came down with a UTI; I didn't ask any questions.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 02:40 PM (Ez6QX)

147
You think the Rittenhouse jury faced threats? I pity the people on this jury, unless they're comprised of full-on vengeance seekers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (sVtYq)

My guess is the jury is less than "fair"... After all they were envolved with the death of St. Floyd

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:40 PM (g43JH)

148 The Biden family scored $31 million from five deals in China

Plus, the let me smell a whole bunch of young girls hair. Best deal I ever made!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, needs new Depends at January 24, 2022 02:40 PM (1Q2Jm)

149 I prefer "spent" myself.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022


***
Appropriate. In Victorian pr0n like the underground magazine The Pearl, "spend" was the verb and "spent" the past participle of "to have an orgasm." I suppose that was not a meaning that Victorian families tossed out carelessly around the dinner table.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:40 PM (txdEq)

150 I would think the easiest way for Biden to make the polls look better would be by killing Hunter. Dead family members have always been one of the pillars of campaigning for him.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 24, 2022 02:40 PM (eGTCV)

151 the dickheads at the five sided dumpster fire have put 'specific quick response' units on deployment notice. not gonna look, but I'd bet real money that Patriot batteries (yes, plural) are already in flight, which is why the other units are 'on notice'.

my battery, and my buddy's battery both deployed and were protecting the airstrip in Riyahd that the 82nd fell in on to secure for schwartzkopf's advance party. gotta protect the troop ships from enemy counter air.

same shit different year.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 02:40 PM (IJES/)

152 Poorest guy in Congress, man.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 02:40 PM (sVtYq)

153 > My wife and I have been very open with our kids about sex. From a fairly young age, they knew how babies were made. Now, they're not afraid to ask any questions and we (Mrs and I ) are always in on the loop of who like whom, who is cute in the class and all that.

We've been frank with him. We try to tailor information to a six year old's framework. That doesn't really prepare him or me for the event of his stumble onto a hardcore kink website. We had to fast forward the frank chats a bit after that.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:40 PM (RaNzC)

154 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:37 PM (OalnH)

My mother told me more information than I probably wanted to know at the time. I just didn't need her help in picking out birth control.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 02:40 PM (k49Sx)

155 NO MP4 YOU HAVE TO LET ME SMISH YOU

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 24, 2022 02:41 PM (GbPPJ)

156 I don't see a problem here, particularly if they had some Chinese kids make some special visits to the Delaware beach house. They visit my apartment in NY all the time!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 24, 2022 02:41 PM (Mle+D)

157 @137

>>Somebody should tell John Durham. He could probably sort all this out.

Your darn tootin' I can, I'll add it to the queue, should have something preliminary by 2035.

--
John "The Milk Man" Dur-Ham.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2022 02:41 PM (lTTSV)

158 Open and honest is the best way to go about this stuff. And yeah it may be uncomfortable at first, but fuck it....that's your job as a parent.

Posted by: Joe XiDen

We've become that way with my 8 yr old grand. "Papa, Momma won't tell me. Do you get a baby if you touch a boy's stuff?"

Ugh. Pull up a chair and sit down Honey. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 02:41 PM (mD/uy)

159 Bingo. Not everyone knows this,
-------
Did you spit tobacco juice into a spittoon?

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (+ya+t)

160 The left already have a talking point for things like this, "Hunter Biden doesn't hold public office." They trot it out whenever someone brings up Hunter's obvious painting bribery scheme.
Posted by: bonhomme

While they continue to harass Trump's family via the Jan. 6 Committee Kabuki scam

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (jOXVr)

161 BabylonBee: Psaki Recommends Ukrainians Just Take A Kickboxing Class And Have A Margarita

Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

162 Nothing was done about the Clintons and nothing will be done about the Bidens.
Sharkman

Include the Obamas, Pelosis' and hundreds of other name brand multi-millionaire dems and Gop.

Even the introduction of a third party would not prevent the corruption because it will always be the fox guarding the hen house, as it has always been.

Posted by: old chick at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (sOete)

163 You ain't "elite" bitch

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (CYnTg)

164 None of this is remotely surprising of course. We know they've been sucking that tiny Chinese wang all along.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (II3Gr)

165 Shit, my kids are adults with children, I still tell them the stork brought them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (lTTSV)

166 Found this little tidbit in the Washington Post:

Andy Hunder, president of the American Chamber of Commerce in Ukraine, said the decisions by the United States and Britain to scale back embassy staff were worrying but added that American business executives in Ukraine were doing business as usual, while making contingency plans.

WTF is the Chamber of C doing there?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (axyOa)

167 A particular dystopian model is the snowpiercer idea, so when the elites blot out the sun, what's left of humanity rides around on a perpetual motion train.

Seems to me we're not more than a few years away from that, but maybe if our "distrust" of the elites pushes through more thoroughly, we can string some of these people up before we all have to get on the trains.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (YV6PJ)

168 It's a big, treasonous, millionaire and billionaire "boys club" (IYKWIMAITYD) globalist oligarchy death cult -- and thankfully, but at our peril, we ain't in it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (CtltA)

169 149 Appropriate. In Victorian pr0n like the underground magazine The Pearl, "spend" was the verb and "spent" the past participle of "to have an orgasm." I suppose that was not a meaning that Victorian families tossed out carelessly around the dinner table.

two shilling sixpence, same as downtown.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (oY6Yp)

170 So are the Karens going start wearing helmets to protect themselves from the Russians?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (8kMmX)

171 We are tax donkeys and debt-serfs to them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (a3Q+t)

172 Birth control is also used to smooth out hormone wackiness. It's pretty normal for young women to be on birth control, even if they aren't sexually active.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (RaNzC)

I mean nothing bad would ever happen with messing with the body's hormones. That's just something we should do. Our medical profession might as well be tribal shaman.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (EpDzw)

173 I remember being in grade school and my mom telling me, in fairly moderate detail, how babies were made. I vividly recall thinking, "there is no way that's true and there's no way I'd ever let a guy do that to me."

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (sVtYq)

174 You think the Rittenhouse jury faced threats? I pity the people on this jury, unless they're comprised of full-on vengeance seekers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (sVtYq)
********
Definitely. I pray the officers are set free.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (NpAcC)

175 WTF is the Chamber of C doing there?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (axyOa)

___

Getting bribe money, with which to bribe us, hopefully.
- GOPe

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (OalnH)

176 you asked for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqqU8a4HW4

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2022 02:44 PM (W2Pud)

177 Like when he was doing a lot of traveling and suddenly came down with a UTI; I didn't ask any questions.
Posted by: Jordan61

wait a while, then enjoy him squirm when you ask if that lesson experienced was a lesson learned.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 02:44 PM (IJES/)

178 And that's a bargain to buy a President

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 24, 2022 02:44 PM (Uz1k2)

179 WTF is the Chamber of C doing there?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (axyOa)

Encouraging immigration to Ukraine for cheap labor and social unrest.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 24, 2022 02:44 PM (EpDzw)

180 You should see how much those ching-chongs pay for my art!

Posted by: Hunter "No Yellow Though" Biden at January 24, 2022 02:44 PM (Mle+D)

181 171 We are tax donkeys and debt-serfs to them.
---------------------
You meant Lab Rats, right?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 02:44 PM (8kMmX)

182 Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

What?!! She didn't even recommend Stolichnaya vodka?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (k49Sx)

183
Did you spit tobacco juice into a spittoon?
Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (+ya+t)

Wait, you use a spittoon? That's what the corner is for. Don't be a sissy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (Cf/uA)

184 @166

>>WTF is the Chamber of C doing there?

They are there doing exactly what you think they are doing there.

Lobbying on behalf of their globalist and WEF paymaster.

And also getting a little Euro Strange, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (lTTSV)

185 Open and honest is the best way to go about this stuff. And yeah it may be uncomfortable at first, but fuck it....that's your job as a parent.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022


***
I wouldn't have minded had I ever been a parent. My father and mother, though . . . and Mom was hardly a naive hothouse flower. She'd been a registered nurse for 15 years and more when I came along. And nurses know more than doctors about a lot of "stuff."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (txdEq)

186 Kids should learn about sex the same as we did, on the street corner with German porn.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) knits at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

187 I vividly recall thinking, "there is no way that's true and there's no way I'd ever let a guy do that to me."

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (sVtYq)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (SH2Zi)

188 Remember when it came out that Trump had opened a bank account in China? Which you're required to do if you want to do business there. And it was closed out before he even became President. That's SOOO much worse than the Bidens. Cause they've brought back decency.

Posted by: abbynormal at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (Xpj5t)

189 There's an accounting coming Mr. Stussy, and you know I'm right. Mongol hordes descending

Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (njVMJ)

190 OT/ but what do you all think about the lab monkeys that escaped during a car crash ? They are asking people to let them know if they are having cold symptoms ? By the way they found the monkey's and destroyed them . Why the hurry ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (g43JH)

191 $millions don't mean shit when $billions are at stake.


$billions don't mean shit when $trillions are at stake.


It's a mistake to focus on those making $millions instead of focusing on those juggling $trillions.

Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (9sjiB)

192 >>And that's a bargain to buy a President

They paid a lot more than that. Part of the money the Zuckerberg group gave for Democrat get out the vote efforts including unsupervised ballot drop boxes came from the CCP.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

193 By the way they found the monkey's and destroyed them . Why the hurry ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (g43JH)

They don't want the cat out of the bag, too.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:47 PM (SH2Zi)

194 I'll get right on it.

Get Swalwell to help me.

Posted by: Adam Schiff, Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee at January 24, 2022 02:47 PM (fWTJL)

195 Shit, my kids are adults with children, I still tell them the stork brought them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (lTTSV)


Ha! When we were moving from Texas up to Washington we passed through a town, and I turned to son and said, "fun fact, you were conceived here."

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)

196 166-

COC/CIA.. who's to say, once the orgy is on, which entity has its penis in which third world shithole's vagina.

In the dark, it all looks and feels the same.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2022 02:47 PM (YV6PJ)

197 This is certainly the #1 headline at CNN, MSNBC, NYT and WaPo right?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 24, 2022 02:47 PM (OalnH)

198 They don't want the cat out of the bag, too.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:47 PM (SH2Zi)

That's what I'm thinking

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:47 PM (g43JH)

199 Dow now down 765. The 3:00PM Withing Hour starts soon.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 02:48 PM (8kMmX)

200
I prefer "ready for the main event."
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:38 PM (SH2Zi)



I prefer "round 2."

- Bruce Buffer in that really annoying stupid commercial

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

201 Did you spit tobacco juice into a spittoon?
Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (+ya+t)

Wait, you use a spittoon? That's what the corner is for. Don't be a sissy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

no spitting on the sidewalk.

- support your local sheriff

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 02:48 PM (IJES/)

202 Elite vs Pica

I was just reading a Twitter thread this morning where someone found a case of Selectric "golf balls".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2022 02:48 PM (ZGrMX)

203 190 Pretty sure I've seen that movie...

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2022 02:48 PM (CYnTg)

204 Ha! When we were moving from Texas up to Washington we passed through a town, and I turned to son and said, "fun fact, you were conceived here."
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 02:47 PM (Ez6QX)
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And you wonder why your son has no problem stealing your lunch!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 24, 2022 02:48 PM (5pTK/)

205 OT/ but what do you all think about the lab monkeys that escaped during a car crash ? They are asking people to let them know if they are having cold symptoms ? By the way they found the monkey's and destroyed them . Why the hurry ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (g43JH)


I have several films that explain how this story ends.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 24, 2022 02:48 PM (GbPPJ)

206 Trump should publish a list of the sellouts / traitors in the three branches of government, and then say "Prove me wrong!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 24, 2022 02:48 PM (2cGsn)

207 Shit, my kids are adults with children, I still tell them the stork brought them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (lTTSV)

My son once thought we found him when we moved to our house. He was 10 at the time. I've told this story before, but it's just a sad thing to think you were found and not created. When I told him that we created him, he only wanted to know if we would un-create him when we left.

But that was his limited ability to understand his soul versus the other people he knew - and for him, everything in the world either exists, or it doesn't...

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (5iUNf)

208 Isn't the "elite"'s contempt of regular people the defining feature of being "elite"? I mean otherwise we're pretending there's something actually special about them...

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (dscaa)

209 Sometimes you have to acknowledge that even though you don't think it'll happen with your kid, the world is a tricky place and natural impulses get contorted by the world.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:34 PM (RaNzC)

That's for sure. My parents didn't teach me ANYTHING about sex. At all. Other than some vague sense of shame and embarrassment. I had to find out about human reproduction by reading books. And discovering certain news groups on the internet before there was any censorship. So...yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (II3Gr)

210 Traitors, all

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (ufFY8)

211 Multiple financiers with direct ties to Chinese intelligence partnered with Hunter Biden during and after his father's time as Vice President -- including the former head of the Ministry of State Security and the head of foreign intelligence recruitment -- and some of those relationships remain intact
++++
Biden isn't special, though he has probably raked off more filthy Red Chinese money than most. Pelosi is almost certainly another heavy hitter. McConnell might be. There are others.

These sums are large, but they're the big guys. I wonder how much money Red China has directly spent on acquiring US politicians and top-line bureaucrats. My bet would be up to a couple of billions of dollars. Their industries and state-owned enterprises likely spent a lot more on the semi-private/corporate side of things, but I'll bet the political acquisitions were completed for a shocking small amount of money in total.

Is it too much to ask that our political power class not sell themselves for the political equivalent of a steak dinner?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (DU+/6)

212 37 So, Ukraine paid Bidens and got recycled Soviets for their money.
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Umm, they paid them with out gifts to Ukraine.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (8kMmX)

213 I mean nothing bad would ever happen with messing with the body's hormones. That's just something we should do. Our medical profession might as well be tribal shaman.
Posted by: WiNO


Roll those chicken bones!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (uXonU)

214 170 So are the Karens going start wearing helmets to protect themselves from the Russians?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 24, 2022 02:43 PM (8kMmX)

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Out: Hammer and Sickle Ushanka Hats.
In: Pussysicle Ushanka Hats.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (CtltA)

215 I remember being in grade school and my mom telling me, in fairly moderate detail, how babies were made. I vividly recall thinking, "there is no way that's true and there's no way I'd ever let a guy do that to me."
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022


***
I found out The Facts of Life from a popular paperback family medical encyclopedia. Just happened to be browsing it one day, and there it was, "Sexual Intercourse and the 'Good Marriage.' " (I still have a copy.) Years after, I asked Mom why she didn't tell my brother and me about all that. Her answer? "Oh, I thought you'd learn it in school."

Actually I think she said "pick it up in school," which means she thought the other kids would tell us.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:50 PM (txdEq)

216 > Kids should learn about sex the same as we did, on the street corner with German porn.

Some random magazines found in the woods.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:50 PM (RaNzC)

217 For Kurt:
Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 24, 2022 02:50 PM (UHVv4)

218 We are spending about 800,000*80=$64,000,000/day on Russian oil.

The $24 Billiion/year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:50 PM (yrol0)

219 Birth control is also used to smooth out hormone wackiness. It's pretty normal for young women to be on birth control, even if they aren't sexually active.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:27 PM (RaNzC)

***

Yeah, it can get weird for some. Girlfriend of mine back in the '80s was put on them after she hit puberty and had complications.

Apparently her first period scared both her and her family half to death. Doc said "I can either put her on birth control or she can just look like a triple homicide 7 or 8 days out of every month and we can do blood transfusions.". Not a difficult choice.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2022 02:50 PM (W3VUu)

220 no spitting on the sidewalk.

This. It's uncouth and unclean.

Posted by: San Francisco at January 24, 2022 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

221 186 Kids should learn about sex the same as we did, on the street corner with German porn.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

The very first porn I saw was a magazine a friend found in the woods. It had a woman, naked, laying face down on a table, and a guy with a bicycle pump. I still have no idea what the hell was going on.
(and please don't tell me. I don't care.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 24, 2022 02:50 PM (5XF93)

222 They paid a lot more than that. Part of the money the Zuckerberg group gave for Democrat get out the vote efforts including unsupervised ballot drop boxes came from the CCP.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Certainly did. Heard last night from Schweizer that Zuckerberg asked Xi to name his as yet unborn child. Xi demurred.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 24, 2022 02:50 PM (0TVNF)

223
I mean otherwise we're pretending there's something actually special about them...
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (dscaa)

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Trump nailed that, too. He said something like "if these people are the elite, then you people are the super-elite." I got a good laugh when he said that. It really must have pissed off The Good People.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 02:51 PM (Cf/uA)

224 Will it be something like no, we didn't send any troops to Europe -- we simply relocated or reallocated troops to another region?

Posted by: GOP Republican

Redistribution

Posted by: Feldmarshall Liman von Bernie-Danders at January 24, 2022 02:51 PM (QzkSJ)

225 the time. I've told this story before, but it's just a sad thing to think you were found and not created. When I told him that we created him, he only wanted to know if we would un-create him when we left.

But that was his limited ability to understand his soul versus the other people he knew - and for him, everything in the world either exists, or it doesn't...
Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (5iUNf)

Our four-year old daughter saw a pic of my wife and me on our honeymoon. I told her that that was taken before she was even in her mommy's belly. She look completely confused, as if the world didn't exist before she was conceived. So my wife told her that she was in our hearts. Then she was REALLY confused. "Babies can be in hearts?"

We've decided to limit communication with our daughter, ha.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer - To OM and Tami at January 24, 2022 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

226 165 Shit, my kids are adults with children, I still tell them the stork brought them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (lTTSV)

Found them in a cabbage patch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:51 PM (II3Gr)

227 Ha! When we were moving from Texas up to Washington we passed through a town, and I turned to son and said, "fun fact, you were conceived here."
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022


***
If I'd ever heard that from either of my parental units, I'd have stared and said, "Who are you and what have you done with Mom/Dad?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (txdEq)

228 206 Trump should publish a list of the sellouts / traitors in the three branches of government, and then say "Prove me wrong!"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 24, 2022 02:48 PM (2cGsn)

Be easier to publish a list of who's not.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer - To OM and Tami at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (KbCG3)

229 We've decided to limit communication with our daughter, ha.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer - To OM and Tami at January 24, 2022 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

"That was back when you were just Primordial Ooze"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (/EuRN)

230 So glad i am retired. If your family or friends are in basic, tell them to gtfo right now. Not worth serving this country anymore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (F4b8f)

231 226 165 Shit, my kids are adults with children, I still tell them the stork brought them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 24, 2022 02:42 PM (lTTSV)

Found them in a cabbage patch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:51 PM (II3Gr)

========

Picked them up at the used baby store in Paducah, Kentucky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

232 These sums are large, but they're the big guys. I wonder how much money Red China has directly spent on acquiring US politicians and top-line bureaucrats. My bet would be up to a couple of billions of dollars. Their industries and state-owned enterprises likely spent a lot more on the semi-private/corporate side of things, but I'll bet the political acquisitions were completed for a shocking small amount of money in total.

Is it too much to ask that our political power class not sell themselves for the political equivalent of a steak dinner?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (DU+/6)

There are somewhere about 4000 Named (secret named that is) Chinese spies in the US. They steal more than they bribe.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (yrol0)

233 Biden to bring back decency? China makes some Nok Off(tm) decency. Take what we can get. Fumigate it first.

Posted by: klaftern at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (taPSh)

234 First, the man with the melon switches on the vacuum cleaner ...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) knits at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (yQpMk)

235 And discovering certain news groups on the internet before there was any censorship. So...yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (II3Gr)

There is. Sex? On the internet?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (SH2Zi)

236 Kids should learn about sex the same as we did, on the street corner with German porn.

Or listen to The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (ufFY8)

237 >>Certainly did. Heard last night from Schweizer that Zuckerberg asked Xi to name his as yet unborn child. Xi demurred.

But Trump colluded with Russia.

Proving once again that if you want to know what Democrats are guilty of watch what they blame others of doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

238 Some random magazines found in the woods.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 02:50 PM (RaNzC)

Left lovingly by the porn fairy.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (SH2Zi)

239 Doesn't take a genius to understand why people spend countless hours and money trying to get elected to positions that pay $175K/year.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer - To OM and Tami at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (KbCG3)

240 I wonder if the WEF types ever stop to consider that if the "elite" all love each other but that the non-"elite" universally hate them, then maybe they have a problem in their club wherein they've encountered large-scale idiosyncratic risk.

I mean, they're largely business types. The avoidance of idiosyncratic risk is the thesis behind "diversity is our strength" and it is actually correct - so long as it is diversity of thought and approach and tactic. This is why companies often try to make sure they bring in outside talent ("fresh blood") when they hire mid-tier executives: it helps to avoid idiosyncratic risk.

The WEF clearly has a problem in this regard. They all love each other and can't wait to play ball together. That's a problem. There should be remarkable amounts of conflict and compromise when dealing with things at that level. If you consistently have smooth sailing and general agreement across wide cross-sections, you're missing shit because everyone's the same and no one can think of what you're missing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (DU+/6)

241 "Wait, you use a spittoon? That's what the corner is for. Don't be a sissy."

Used to dip Copenhagen long cut. Didn't use a spitter at all.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 24, 2022 02:53 PM (YFAIE)

242 no spitting on the sidewalk.

This. It's uncouth and unclean.
Posted by: San Francisco

dropping a deuce is totes kosher, though...

- also san francisco

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 24, 2022 02:53 PM (IJES/)

243 Perhaps I'll buy the book to support Schweitzer's investigative journalism. But history has shown I probably wont read it. But I *AM* curious about how much money Mutt Romney and his Utah buddy Huntsman got. I already knew they were giving Biden lots of dough.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 24, 2022 02:53 PM (3cGpq)

244 It had a woman, naked, laying face down on a table, and a guy with a bicycle pump. I still have no idea what the hell was going on.
(and please don't tell me. I don't care.)
Posted by: Gentlemen

I'd bet there is an xhamster channel exclusively devoted to just this arrangement.

Butt I'm not going to go look.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 02:53 PM (mD/uy)

245 Re-Deployed. Like your tax dollars.

Posted by: Da Bosses at January 24, 2022 02:53 PM (9sjiB)

246 The Soviets lost because they never had the big bucks to bribe our elites with. Good thing we handed that tool to China....

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2022 02:53 PM (CYnTg)

247 I hereby resign, immediately.

Posted by: Psaki at January 24, 2022 02:53 PM (gdxd+)

248 /should have gone with Pussysicle Furry Hats for a better visual ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 24, 2022 02:53 PM (CtltA)

249 OT/ but what do you all think about the lab monkeys that escaped during a car crash ? They are asking people to let them know if they are having cold symptoms ? By the way they found the monkey's and destroyed them . Why the hurry ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (g43JH)


I read that they had just arrived from Mauritius and were supposed to be quarantined. But who the hell knows?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)

250 >published in a book
So it's meaningless. I don't doubt Biden is bought by everyone, but a book doesn't mean much.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (dJCuw)

251 California mom takes legal action against school district 'after two teachers secretly manipulated her daughter, 11, into believing she was a transgender boy and gave tips on how to bind her breasts'

Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (RHGPo)

252 Our four-year old daughter saw a pic of my wife and me on our honeymoon. I told her that that was taken before she was even in her mommy's belly. She look completely confused, as if the world didn't exist before she was conceived. So my wife told her that she was in our hearts. Then she was REALLY confused. "Babies can be in hearts?"

Once I get the experiments funded, you bet. We'll start with beagles.

Posted by: Dr. Josef Fauci at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (II3Gr)

253 Biden isn't special, though he has probably raked off more filthy Red Chinese money than most. Pelosi is almost certainly another heavy hitter. McConnell might be. There are others.

This is horrible. Just horrible.

At least our uranium is in friendly hands.

Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (QzkSJ)

254 OT/ but what do you all think about the lab monkeys that escaped during a car crash ? They are asking people to let them know if they are having cold symptoms ? By the way they found the monkey's and destroyed them . Why the hurry ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (g43JH)
********
It's very strange. What were they injected with beforehand?
The whole thing seems evil and cruel.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

255 A world in which the Bidens represent decency is truly an upside down world.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (eGTCV)

256 By my count of Sundowner decisions it's
Chinese 72 - American people 0

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (Uz1k2)

257 There are somewhere about 4000 Named (secret named that is) Chinese spies in the US. They steal more than they bribe.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (yrol0)
++++
Naturally, and by very large multiples. If they weren't, the bribery wouldn't be worth. You don't throw good money after bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

258 And discovering certain news groups on the internet before there was any censorship. So...yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:49 PM (II3Gr)
*
There is. Sex? On the internet?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022


***
Of course not! Where did you get that idea? It's all for cat videos. Now run off and play, and don't you dare think any more about it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:55 PM (txdEq)

259 We have a "media" that is so completely derelict in their actual duty that all legal protections for their profession should be wiped away. They should have reported on this years and years ago. But we all know why they didn't. They are nothing more than Democrat protectors and mouthpieces.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 02:55 PM (sVtYq)

260 Bicycle pump?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:55 PM (II3Gr)

261 Grassley said the 3 or 4 years of Hunters travel records were deleted by the Secret Service.
==
Well, I needed to make room in my filing cabinet.

Posted by: Secret Services you get are not those that you need at January 24, 2022 02:55 PM (e/pHs)

262 Big Sausage Pizza does more than just deliver pizza, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at January 24, 2022 02:55 PM (a3Q+t)

263 By the way they found the monkey's and destroyed them . Why the hurry ?



No witnesses.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) knits at January 24, 2022 02:55 PM (yQpMk)

264
I can't wait to see what Mitch McConnells makes from his families shipping company through China (through his wifes family).

Posted by: portlandon at January 24, 2022 02:55 PM (+oR7L)

265 OT/ but what do you all think about the lab monkeys that escaped during a car crash ? They are asking people to let them know if they are having cold symptoms ? By the way they found the monkey's and destroyed them . Why the hurry ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:45 PM (g43JH)

They were given female hormones, shipped to Miami, now do nightly monkey drag shows with a matinee on Sunday.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (yrol0)

266
"I'm still sore from last year's black history month."
--Chrissie Mayr

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (qCp+w)

267 California mom takes legal action against school district 'after two teachers secretly manipulated her daughter, 11, into believing she was a transgender boy and gave tips on how to bind her breasts'

Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (RHGPo)

I read that as lethal action and was hopeful.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (SH2Zi)

268 This bikini blonde with a dog resents the machinations of self-appointed "elites" who sold our integrity, our legitimacy, our power, our economy and our future to a bunch of sinister communists half a world away:
https://is.gd/BIajY3

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

269 So JoePedo lost Afghanistan only to put 8500 troops in Ukraine?

This is like 12 dimensional chess.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (iDcra)

270 I shouldn't take questions... You might ask me about Russia.... What are things Biden actually said

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (g43JH)

271 >>We have a "media" that is so completely derelict in their actual duty that all legal protections for their profession should be wiped away. They should have reported on this years and years ago. But we all know why they didn't. They are nothing more than Democrat protectors and mouthpieces.

They're getting paid, too.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (ZLI7S)

272 A fish needs a man like a woman needs a bicycle pump

- Fifth Wave Feminism

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (/EuRN)

273 California mom takes legal action against school district 'after two teachers secretly manipulated her daughter, 11, into believing she was a transgender boy and gave tips on how to bind her breasts'

***

It would take a movie trilogy to tell the story of my reactions to that school district and those two teachers if they did that to my daughter.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (W3VUu)

274 Picked them up at the used baby store in Paducah, Kentucky.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Unclaimed Baby Freight

Posted by: Miklosian Logistics LLC at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (QzkSJ)

275 Kids should learn about sex the same as we did, on the street corner with German porn.

Or listen to The Aristocrats!
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (ufFY


Like most kids, I "learned" from the slightly older neighborhood kids: In that neighborhood, WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months. If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

276 Ethanol Chuck is a useless fossil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (mdaT8)

277 261 Grassley said the 3 or 4 years of Hunters travel records were deleted by the Secret Service.

_____________

Yeah. I bet somebody has those records and is using that as a get out jail free card.

Posted by: portlandon at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (+oR7L)

278 Another group who have always though themselves "elite" is most of the denizens of Hollywood. Glad to read interview with Goldie Hawn who did an interview with Megyn Kelly. Basically she said that entertainers should stay in their own lane and stop lecturing people. They should be entertainers for all people.

Di Caprio came out again saying that our planet has only 9 years left because of global warming. I wonder if he said that from his yacht or private jet while banging another model who is half his age.

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (jOXVr)

279
Like most kids, I "learned" from the slightly older neighborhood kids: In that neighborhood, WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months. If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.
Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)



what the.......

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

280 268 This bikini blonde with a dog resents the machinations of self-appointed "elites" who sold our integrity, our legitimacy, our power, our economy and our future to a bunch of sinister communists half a world away:
https://is.gd/BIajY3
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

The empty jar of Jif is just out of frame.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (II3Gr)

281 I have evidence that could lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Escaped Monkey at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (yQpMk)

282 271 >>We have a "media" that is so completely derelict in their actual duty that all legal protections for their profession should be wiped away. They should have reported on this years and years ago. But we all know why they didn't. They are nothing more than Democrat protectors and mouthpieces.


An idea for one of those alternate history novels. What would the world look like if the media was honest?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (eGTCV)

283 Bicycle pump?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:55 PM (II3Gr)

You see, when a man really loves his bicycle . . . .

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (SH2Zi)

284 It would take a movie trilogy to tell the story of my reactions to that school district and those two teachers if they did that to my daughter.

I think Liam Neeson is available.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (ZGrMX)

285 Chinese overpaid. Biden was almost certainly buyable for much less.

Though, the overpaying foreigners coming into the market are always pretty good sign of a top. Unfortunately for US oligarchs looking to buy new pols, the price point is now out there for every pol to point to: "Look, if a brain-damaged, mush-headed embarrassingly obviously huckster like Joe Biden is worth $31M, I'm worth at least $32M, pal."

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (dYe5S)

286 Even the introduction of a third party would not prevent the corruption because it will always be the fox guarding the hen house, as it has always been.

Posted by: old chick



Yep

Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (+E0jM)

287 Decision Desk Email: see bottom for summary

Super PACs with ties spend in Alabama ... Alabama Patriots PAC was created on Nov. 30, 2021,

t has spent more than $889,000 supporting Mike Durant, the former 'Black Hawk Down' pilot running in the GOP Senate primary in Alabama.

The conservative outlet Yellowhammer News has reported that [..]Jake Harriman, a U.S. Marine Corps veteran, 'held a December 8 meeting at a private business in Birmingham to provide an outline of the movement's political agenda.'

The idea, a source present at that meeting told Yellowhammer News, is to

******************
elect a group of senators who could reach agreement on issues with the likes of Mitt Romney, Joe Manchin and Susan Collins.
******************

Posted by: David Prince at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (dSbXx)

288 243-

Same here, I buy these books, but don't read them, because I pretty much already know.

It's like the sausage thing, as in I don't need to see how it's made, since I already ate the sausage.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (YV6PJ)

289 8 If they have all this money, why they always acting broke? Crack can't be that expensive. Maybe it was all the hookers.
_________

"Acting broke" being the operative words in that question. They pretend to be poor, or at least not rich, to appease the rubes.

Mr. Average Joe, the poorest man in the senate, who has been running a multi-million-dollar influence peddling scam for decades. He has a Delaware "compound," a multi-million dollar DE beach house, an Irish mansion, and probably tens if not hundreds of millions stashed away in private trusts and shell corporations with obscure-sounding names that don't include the word "Biden" anywhere in them.

They're just thieves in expensive, custom-made suits, robbing us blind and selling us out to the highest bidders, because they can.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (k4dH2)

290 "Wait, you use a spittoon? That's what the corner is for. Don't be a sissy."
*
Used to dip Copenhagen long cut. Didn't use a spitter at all.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 24, 2022


***
Punchline to an old Justin Wilson routine:

"Front door, back door, Isadore, cuspidor. Four doors."

"That damn spittoon has cost me $20 already today!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (txdEq)

291
So glad i am retired. If your family or friends are in basic, tell them to gtfo right now. Not worth serving this country anymore.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (F4b8f)

Oh, hell no. Put aside the risk to life and limb. Let's pretend it's a safe job for a minute. Why in holy hell would you dedicate four or more years of your youth to a low-paying job with shitty benefits for... this place?

The only advantage I can think of is the leg up you get from certain MOS/AFSC/NEC, but when my stepson expressed a wish to be a pilot recently, I told him "go the civil aviation route. It'll take longer and be more expensive without military service, but I strongly advise you to stay out of the Air Force."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (Cf/uA)

292 Like most kids, I "learned" from the slightly older neighborhood kids: In that neighborhood, WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months. If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.
Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

Sexual sous vide

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (II3Gr)

293 264 I can't wait to see what Mitch McConnells makes from his families shipping company through China (through his wifes family).
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He's definitely making bank, since the Chinese are shipping Kentucky coal to PRC from the strip-mined Appalachian coal mines that are Chinese owned.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (W+kMI)

294 This bikini blonde with a dog resents the machinations of self-appointed "elites" who sold our integrity, our legitimacy, our power, our economy and our future to a bunch of sinister communists half a world away:
https://is.gd/BIajY3


Looks extremely dangerous.

Dog seems OK, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (SchxB)

295
Weird how every time a Mega Conglomerate is balls-deep in legal trouble, they go Woke, and then most of their legal issues disappear.

Mars Corp (M&M's)
Catholic Church
Boy Scouts
Hollywood pedos
the NFL with their "concussion" scandal has all but disappeared
MLB
NBA

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (qCp+w)

296 Dave tried to cut a sentence but turned the comments italic.

Posted by: David Prince at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (dSbXx)

297 When the Chinese bought Joe him actually reaching power was a long long shot.....

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (CYnTg)

298 In that neighborhood, WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months. If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.
Posted by: LASue

That isn't how it all works?

Dayumm!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (mD/uy)

299 287 The idea, a source present at that meeting told Yellowhammer News, is to

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elect a group of senators who could reach agreement on issues with the likes of Mitt Romney, Joe Manchin and Susan Collins.
******************
Posted by: David Prince at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (dSbXx)

=========

I thought Mo Brooks was all but a shoe-in for that seat at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)

300
Di Caprio came out again saying that our planet has only 9 years left because of global warming. I wonder if he said that from his yacht or private jet while banging another model who is half his age.
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (jOXVr)



Didn't Gore say we're already supposed to be dead?

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

301 May we now please dispense with accusations of conspiratorial thinking at the idea the WEF is the public face of a very real plot to reduce most of humanity to slavery ruled by a handful of uber-rich totalitarian elites?

They are the boot. We are the face. No assembly required.

Posted by: troyriser at January 24, 2022 02:59 PM (+UKMq)

302 I'm worth at least $32M, pal."
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (dYe5S)

Inflation is a bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 24, 2022 02:59 PM (/EuRN)

303 Glad it didn't hose the entire thing. Took me a while to scrub the input to suit the Pixy Hamster's dietary constraints.

Posted by: David Prince at January 24, 2022 02:59 PM (dSbXx)

304 what the.......
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 02:59 PM (Ez6QX)

305
fun fact: Brown M&M's account for 50% of the crime diabetes but only fill 15% of the bag.



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 02:59 PM (qCp+w)

306 Bicycle pump?
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Which end?

Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2022 03:00 PM (+ya+t)

307 More mask freakouts.

https://bit.ly/3KEHlW5

Two older white women in masks freak out in an elevator. They yell at, strike, and racially insult the man who says he was in the elevator first.

One woman says to the man, "Get out Black Lives Matter."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:00 PM (RaNzC)

308 266-

In my dreams that's cuz I was banging her like a screen door on a submarine.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2022 03:00 PM (YV6PJ)

309 300
Di Caprio came out again saying that our planet has only 9 years left because of global warming. I wonder if he said that from his yacht or private jet while banging another model who is half his age.
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (jOXVr)


This is the genius who thought a chinook, something which has been happening in Alberta forever, was proof of global warming.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 24, 2022 03:00 PM (eGTCV)

310 Di Caprio came out again saying that our planet has only 9 years left because of global warming.

--

DiCaprio needs to have his head clipped off like the grasshopper on the mailbox in Gilbert Grape.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 03:01 PM (sVtYq)

311 the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months.

Well, duh.

Posted by: Peter Bootyjug at January 24, 2022 03:01 PM (ufFY8)

312 Weird how every time a Mega Conglomerate is balls-deep in legal trouble, they go Woke, and then most of their legal issues disappear.

I've seen people suggest that some of that trouble is boosted by the wokesters as a strategy. In particular, woke Microsoft's recent purchase of Activision was preceded by a year of MeToo stuff at Activision and their subsidiaries, which pushed down their stock price.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2022 03:01 PM (ZGrMX)

313 OT/ but what do you all think about the lab monkeys that escaped during a car crash ? They are asking people to let them know if they are having cold symptoms ? By the way they found the monkey's and destroyed them . Why the hurry ?
Posted by: It's me donna

I have several films that explain how this story ends.
Posted by: alexthechick


Y'all get your minds outta the gutter. NOT those type of films.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:01 PM (uXonU)

314 Di Caprio came out again saying that our planet has only 9 years left because of global warming. I wonder if he said that from his yacht or private jet while banging another model who is half his age.
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (jOXVr)
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They need to defer the apocalypse. No one should predict the end of the world for when they'll still be alive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

315 These sums are large, but they're the big guys. I wonder how much money Red China has directly spent on acquiring US politicians and top-line bureaucrats. My bet would be up to a couple of billions of dollars. Their industries and state-owned enterprises likely spent a lot more on the semi-private/corporate side of things, but I'll bet the political acquisitions were completed for a shocking small amount of money in total.

Is it too much to ask that our political power class not sell themselves for the political equivalent of a steak dinner?
--
We spent more money trying to buy the Cleveland Clinic. It worth it. They gave Trump Covid at first debate. Who figured he'd respond to Remdesmivir? Most people just die. That guy is nightmare.

Posted by: Xinnie the Pooh at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (qf+Gf)

316 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

It's amazing how all these cute babes are on the correct side of political issues, rather than being leftist or not really giving a darn as long as the money flows in from Instagram or Tik Tok, or she has a sugar daddy. I don't know when the photo was taken. I tend to think almost anyone under 35 who went to college has been completely brainwashed-the male underwear models too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (k49Sx)

317
Didn't Gore say we're already supposed to be dead?
Posted by: Sponge
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We've been dead since 1985.

Posted by: Paul Erlich at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (bPH26)

318 $31 million, and still the poorest man in the senate!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (F4b8f)

319 269 So JoePedo lost Afghanistan only to put 8500 troops in Ukraine?

This is like 12 dimensional chess.
==========
Is the junta then gonna fold to demands or payola from Putin in 4 months, and panic evacuate from Kiev while leaving their entire material TO&E behind?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (W+kMI)

320 Like most kids, I "learned" from the slightly older neighborhood kids: In that neighborhood, WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months. If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.
Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 02:56 PM (Ed8Zd)


"Seek help!"

- - The Stork

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (s2VJv)

321 Chinook sounds racist. I know its not, but it just sounds derogatory.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (Y5qcH)

322 307 More mask freakouts.

https://bit.ly/3KEHlW5

Two older white women in masks freak out in an elevator. They yell at, strike, and racially insult the man who says he was in the elevator first.

One woman says to the man, "Get out Black Lives Matter."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:00 PM (RaNzC)

It's just this war on Covid and that lying son of a bitch Trump!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer - To OM and Tami at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

323 310 Di Caprio came out again saying that our planet has only 9 years left because of global warming.

--

DiCaprio needs to have his head clipped off like the grasshopper on the mailbox in Gilbert Grape.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 03:01 PM (sVtYq)

As he travels around the globe in his private jet and lives in mega mansions using up all the resources

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (g43JH)

324
I've seen people suggest that some of that trouble is boosted by the wokesters as a strategy. In particular, woke Microsoft's recent purchase of Activision was preceded by a year of MeToo stuff at Activision and their subsidiaries, which pushed down their stock price.
Posted by: Ian S.


Yeah, what a coincidence...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (qCp+w)

325 Willowed: [389] Sinus infection is still around ...
Posted by: pookysgirl, Missouri-able at January 24, 2022
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I take 4200mg cranberry capsules (every 4 hours for at least the first 2 days) at the first sign of sinus *anything* ... Started doing this more than 5 years ago and have not needed antibiotics to combat nasal *infections* ever since.
Posted by: Kathy at January 24, 2022 02:59 PM (h3RRP)

Posted by: Kathy at January 24, 2022 03:03 PM (h3RRP)

326 please stop calling these buffoons elite

Posted by: John Chalmers at January 24, 2022 03:03 PM (NeuXk)

327 I've seen people suggest that some of that trouble is boosted by the wokesters as a strategy. In particular, woke Microsoft's recent purchase of Activision was preceded by a year of MeToo stuff at Activision and their subsidiaries, which pushed down their stock price.
Posted by: Ian S.

I did the same thing and now I own most of Hollywood
JJ Abrams

Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2022 03:04 PM (CYnTg)

328 Look, if a brain-damaged, mush-headed embarrassingly obviously huckster like Joe Biden is worth $31M, I'm worth at least $32M, pal."
__________________

Biden is likely worth a lot more than $31 million.

One of his crooked brothers owns a private island in the Caribbean. And you know Mr. 10%-off-the-top of every family member's take has more than the brother does.

When "poor" Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat died, they found well over a billion dollars that he had stashed away in various accounts, trusts, etc., for himself over the years.

And Slow Joe has been stealing for even longer than Arafat did.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 03:04 PM (k4dH2)

329 but what do you all think about the lab monkeys that escaped during a car crash ? They are asking people to let them know if they are having cold symptoms ? By the way they found the monkey's and destroyed them . Why the hurry ?
Posted by: It's me donna

I have several films that explain how this story ends.
==
You see, we like to make the movies first, and then when it happens in real life, the public are like, Oh I guess they just copied the movie, nothing to see.
Works great.

Posted by: Zombie Kubrick at January 24, 2022 03:04 PM (qf+Gf)

330
As he travels around the globe in his private jet and lives in mega mansions using up all the resources
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (g43JH)



Elite, you see......

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

331
One woman says to the man, "Get out Black Lives Matter."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:00 PM (RaNzC)


did you see this reply to that vid?

https://tinyurl.com/yv4jbruj

Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 03:04 PM (DJFLF)

332 As he travels around the globe in his private jet and lives in mega mansions using up all the resources
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 03:02 PM (g43JH)

His monthly energy bill is probably around the median annual household income for a family of four.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 24, 2022 03:04 PM (II3Gr)

333 Weird how every time a Mega Conglomerate is balls-deep in legal trouble, they go Woke, and then most of their legal issues disappear.

Mars Corp (M&M's)
Catholic Church
Boy Scouts
Hollywood pedos
the NFL with their "concussion" scandal has all but disappeared
MLB
NBA
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 02:58 PM (qCp+w)


Microsoft, going back a ways. Not so much woke, as just legalized bribery. Early '90s, the DOJ under Clinton was after them on antitrust issues. Suddenly, Gates started giving money to a certain political party, and his troubles all went away.

Posted by: Wally at January 24, 2022 03:05 PM (FJYfm)

334 I take 4200mg cranberry capsules (every 4 hours for at least the first 2 days) at the first sign of sinus *anything* ... Started doing this more than 5 years ago and have not needed antibiotics to combat nasal *infections* ever since.
Posted by: Kathy at January 24, 2022 02:59 PM (h3RRP)

I stopped doing blow and hanging around in bars until 8 am. Not a single sinus infection since.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 24, 2022 03:05 PM (Y5qcH)

335 This will devastate Biden the same way his hillary book took down the clintons.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 03:05 PM (F4b8f)

336 > did you see this reply to that vid?

No. That's a good one.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:05 PM (RaNzC)

337 Like most kids, I "learned" from the slightly older neighborhood kids: In that neighborhood, WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months. If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.
Posted by: LASue

"Seek help!"

- - The Stork
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


My neighborhood was soooo tough, if a stork had shown up, it would have looked like a large bucket of KFC!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:06 PM (uXonU)

338 Kevin Mc says

so what ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2022 03:06 PM (us2H3)

339 300
Di Caprio came out again saying that our planet has only 9 years left because of global warming. I wonder if he said that from his yacht or private jet while banging another model who is half his age.
Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 02:57 PM (jOXVr)


Didn't Gore say we're already supposed to be dead?
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If there is a person less qualified to lecture us about global warming than ManBearPig Hunter Gore, it's an under-educated Hollywood actor. But yeah, according to Gore's book we're all living in the Sahara or the Australian outback right now. The snow on the ground is a lie. The butt-freezing wind is a lie. The thriving and territorial expanding polar bears are a lie. We're all DOOMED!!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2022 03:06 PM (W+kMI)

340 Like most kids, I "learned" from the slightly older neighborhood kids: In that neighborhood, WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months. If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.
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Not a farm kid, then eh?

Posted by: Seriously at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (YubW7)

341 Schweizer had all this kind of info on the Clintons, the Obamas, and now the Bidens.

Also, apropos of nothing: the Clintons and Obamas are among the most respected people in America.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (9otr5)

342 Normally animals are quarantined at the point of entry, not in the back of a truck on I80

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (F4b8f)

343
Microsoft, going back a ways. Not so much woke, as just legalized bribery. Early '90s, the DOJ under Clinton was after them on antitrust issues. Suddenly, Gates started giving money to a certain political party, and his troubles all went away.
Posted by: Wally


Yes!
Can't believe I forgot MSFT.

Also Google and Netflix seems to have no big legal issues threatening them. Strange...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (qCp+w)

344
Apple has no legal problems with the US govt...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (qCp+w)

345 Given the success of his grift is it possible the Biden is stupid story is just a clever ruse?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (eGTCV)

346 Supreme Court signals it may outlaw most affirmative action at universities

https://tinyurl.com/7cp9dnp2

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

347 Like most kids, I "learned" from the slightly older neighborhood kids: In that neighborhood, WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months. If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.
Posted by: LASue


That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: blaster at January 24, 2022 03:08 PM (9otr5)

348 I learned about sex from Skinemax movies that me & my friends weren't supposed to be watching, and Grandma's American History bodice-rippers. Man, that Diana Fuller Ross sure could write.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2022 03:08 PM (W+kMI)

349 With Republican state legislatures in control of reshaping 187 districts while Democrats only control 75, Republican legislatures had an opportunity to wreak havoc on Democrat-leaning districts, splitting them up with district lines that benefit Republican candidates.

But in multiple red states, Republicans have not drawn Republican-favoring district maps. In blue states, however, Democrats have been very aggressive.

Lazy worthless steaming piles of weasel shit.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 03:08 PM (GYllL)

350 346 Supreme Court signals it may outlaw most affirmative action at universities

https://tinyurl.com/7cp9dnp2
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

==========

Headline clickbait. We don't even have oral argument tea leaves to decipher.

They accepted a case that could go any which direction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

351 I read that they had just arrived from Mauritius and were supposed to be quarantined. But who the hell knows?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 02:54 PM (Ez6QX)

Eh, it's probably fine.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2022 03:09 PM (dscaa)

352 346 Supreme Court signals it may outlaw most affirmative action at universities

https://tinyurl.com/7cp9dnp2
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (NpAcC)

Yeah, right.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 24, 2022 03:09 PM (Y5qcH)

353 Optimates versus Populares.
Very familiar.
How'd that turn out the last time, again?

Posted by: Great Caesar's ghost at January 24, 2022 03:09 PM (yXTRS)

354
All the Woke mega Banks have no legal issues pressing them.

Really, really odd...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:09 PM (qCp+w)

355 331
One woman says to the man, "Get out Black Lives Matter."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:00 PM (RaNzC)

did you see this reply to that vid?

https://tinyurl.com/yv4jbruj
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2022 03:04 PM (DJFLF)

Good God.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:09 PM (II3Gr)

356 COVID Derangement Syndrome

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:11 PM (II3Gr)

357 So: The rich and the rabble.
Seems like a story that's been done before. As I recall, the rich run roughshod over the rabble right up to a point and then the rabble kill them where ever and whenever they find them in the most horrific manner.

Then a new class of rich rise with the sense not to be so arrogant only to have their grandchildren forget history.

Not saying it's the same as it ever was, but it's the same as it ever was.

The only difference now is the security apparatus in place to keep tabs on those most likely to foment an actual uprising. We'll see how this turns out.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 24, 2022 03:11 PM (MFphb)

358 Like most kids, I "learned" from the slightly older neighborhood kids: In that neighborhood, WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months. If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.
Posted by: LASue

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: blaster

Does too! I birthed twins!!!

Posted by: Mayor Buttgig at January 24, 2022 03:11 PM (QzkSJ)

359 Elite? More like the ill educated rich! I'm hard pressed to think of when "they" were right. You can't claim to be "elite" based on shitty past performance.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at January 24, 2022 03:11 PM (BOJAx)

360 240 I wonder if the WEF types ever stop to consider that if the "elite" all love each other but that the non-"elite" universally hate them, then maybe they have a problem in their club wherein they've encountered large-scale idiosyncratic risk.

I mean, they're largely business types. The avoidance of idiosyncratic risk is the thesis behind "diversity is our strength" and it is actually correct - so long as it is diversity of thought and approach and tactic. This is why companies often try to make sure they bring in outside talent ("fresh blood") when they hire mid-tier executives: it helps to avoid idiosyncratic risk.

The WEF clearly has a problem in this regard. They all love each other and can't wait to play ball together. That's a problem. There should be remarkable amounts of conflict and compromise when dealing with things at that level. If you consistently have smooth sailing and general agreement across wide cross-sections, you're missing shit because everyone's the same and no one can think of what you're missing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2022 02:52 PM (DU+/6)
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The WEF: Making International In-Breeding Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 24, 2022 03:11 PM (CtltA)

361 COVID Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:11 PM (II3Gr)



They went Howard Stern.

Never go full Howard Stern.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

362 346 Supreme Court signals it may outlaw most affirmative action at universities

https://tinyurl.com/7cp9dnp2
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (NpAcC)


They're way ahead of you. They've stopped taking standardized tests. Can't be accused of discrimination if you have no idea of anyone's capabilities.

Posted by: Wally at January 24, 2022 03:12 PM (FJYfm)

363 356 COVID Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:11 PM (II3Gr)

The cult of the mask

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2022 03:12 PM (g43JH)

364 346 Supreme Court signals it may outlaw most affirmative action at universities
___________

They never should have approved it in the first place. The Bakke case was bad law.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 03:12 PM (k4dH2)

365 If you have to go to the bathroom or eat during those 6 hours, you must start over another day.
Posted by: LASue

"Seek help!"

- - The Stork
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

My neighborhood was soooo tough, if a stork had shown up, it would have looked like a large bucket of KFC!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:06 PM (uXonU)

My neighborhood was so tough, I was kidnapped once and they sent my mom a part of my finger. She asked for more proof.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (axyOa)

366
They never should have approved it in the first place. The Bakke case was bad law.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 03:12 PM (k4dH2)

Stare decisis uber alles

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (II3Gr)

367 >>WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months.

This sounds like the Mayor Pete theory of conception.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (5iUNf)

368 326 please stop calling these buffoons elite
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True, we should probably use the term "elitist", which is more accurate to the point and attitude. But they call themselves "elite", and so do their sycophantic media lackies. We're just pinning the label on the donkey.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (W+kMI)

369 366
They never should have approved it in the first place. The Bakke case was bad law.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 03:12 PM (k4dH2)

Stare decisis uber alles
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (II3Gr)

========

Unless it stands in the way of progress, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

370 359-

The term "elite" is very helpful in describing who is in charge. It says nothing about their intelligence or character. It's most useful when distinguishing between the "elites" who lurk in the shadows, from the dimwits and reprobates who get elected to offices.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (YV6PJ)

371 ANOTHER Dem Rep not seeking re-election.

Reuven Carlyle from Seattle, WA retiring.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (W2Pud)

372
Given the success of his grift is it possible the Biden is stupid story is just a clever ruse?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (eGTCV

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Nope, he has always been a stupid man with no experience at anything. He was pushed into politics by his brother, who ran his first campaign when he was a kid (right after he killed Corn Pop in an underground cage match). His brother is a slightly-less-stupid piece of trash than he is.

But Brandon was a sleazy, cunning, photogenic young dumbass who could be a source of "generational wealth" for the fam. Nothing more or less than that, even ten thousand years later.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (Cf/uA)

373 "It's disgusting to see these people nattering on about threats to democracy when they believe they should have control over every aspect of the lives of working people and it's "bad news" that regular people are onto them and see them for the self-serving oligarchy that they are."


The Ballad of the American Elite:
This land is my land and this land is our land
From California to the New York island
From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for me and mine

Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2022 03:14 PM (AMIL/)

374
Call them Totalitarians.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:14 PM (qCp+w)

375 Not a farm kid, then eh?
Posted by: Seriously at January 24, 2022 03:07 PM (YubW7)

LOL. Correct. Suburb of Seattle. I do remember asking if they could read books to pass the time, and wondering how many books it would take.

Posted by: LASue at January 24, 2022 03:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

376 WE BELIEVE THAT the weinie goes in the butt, stays there for 6 hours, and then a baby comes out in a few months.

This sounds like the Mayor Pete theory of conception.
Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (5iUNf)


"Congratulations again! It's going to be a lawyer!"
- Punch Lines Only

Posted by: Wally at January 24, 2022 03:14 PM (FJYfm)

377 During the Sen. Ron Johnson Covid discussion Dr. Paul Marik almost started crying while talking about having to "watch his patients die". Initially Marik was having great success with early treatments until he received a letter -I can't recall from which agency- detailing what he was NOT allowed to be using. Which included Ivermectin and....vitamin C.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 24, 2022 03:15 PM (DB16e)

378 But Brandon was a sleazy, cunning, photogenic young dumbass who could be a source of "generational wealth" for the fam. Nothing more or less than that, even ten thousand years later.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 03:13 PM (Cf/uA)

Animal cunning with the ability to seem nice and normal. Otherwise, he's an idiot.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 24, 2022 03:15 PM (EpDzw)

379 Holy shit. I was just down in the kitchen heating up my lunch. Article in the newspaper on the breakroom table saying that "We the People" is problematic language.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:16 PM (Ez6QX)

380 Biden got 31 mil? CRUMBS.

Posted by: Nan Pel at January 24, 2022 03:16 PM (5aWFq)

381 I saw Brainwashed Male Underwear Models open for The Village People in '79.

super-spreader event, I tell ya

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:16 PM (786Ro)

382 I wish 535 would magically retire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2022 03:16 PM (mdaT8)

383 361 COVID Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:11 PM (II3Gr)


They went Howard Stern.

Never go full Howard Stern.
Posted by: Sponge



Not sure why he is so terrified of Covid. He's mostly STD's at this point.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 24, 2022 03:17 PM (sAmhv)

384 Rats jumping a sinking ship.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 03:17 PM (qpolg)

385 The term "elite" when referencing any political leader or any higher learning institution's faculty or students has always rankled me to my core. There is positively nothing elite about these people. In intelligence, in superiority of any kind, nothing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 03:17 PM (sVtYq)

386 Which included Ivermectin and....vitamin C.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 24, 2022 03:15 PM (DB16e)
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As far as I know they haven't banned orange juice yet. But give them time. I'm sure they'll find some reason, "for the good of the people."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2022 03:17 PM (YIVH2)

387 Optimates versus Populares.
Very familiar.
How'd that turn out the last time, again?
Posted by: Great Caesar's ghost

I want to see the Greens and the Blues go at it.

Posted by: Procopius Miklosius at January 24, 2022 03:17 PM (QzkSJ)

388 374-

Too many syllables. Remember, this is about being heard by the straights who aren't really paying attention.

90% or more voters have no idea who Valerie Jarrett and George Soros are, let alone Klaus Schwab and what happens at Davos.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2022 03:18 PM (YV6PJ)

389 Biden having that kind of money reminds me of the scene in Rainman where Ray dumps money on the roulette table just to watch the wheel spin.

Biden probably spent a good $10 million on those fidget spinners. And ice cream.

Posted by: Wally at January 24, 2022 03:18 PM (FJYfm)

390 ---
As far as I know they haven't banned orange juice yet. But give them time. I'm sure they'll find some reason, "for the good of the people."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2022 03:17 PM (YIVH2)

OrangeJuiceBad

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 24, 2022 03:18 PM (II3Gr)

391 With Russia massing troops and materiel on the border with Ukraine, we're faced with some very important questions. One of the biggest is:

"So?"

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2022 03:18 PM (9Fwwf)

392 My neighborhood was so tough, I was kidnapped once and they sent my mom a part of my finger. She asked for more proof.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2022


***
When my parents got the ransom note, they snapped into action immediately. They rented out my room.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 03:18 PM (txdEq)

393 353 Optimates versus Populares.
Very familiar.
How'd that turn out the last time, again?
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Turns out that three permanently elected elitedudes divide the power between them, then the rich guy gets jealous of the two soldiers and gets himself offed in Iranian territory, then the more politically astute general shafts the less astute one, and then all the people start greeting those in power with the Roman military salute. *winks*

Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2022 03:18 PM (W+kMI)

394
To be fair to Ted Cruz - he's one of the poorer Senators. Only worth $4m, at least on paper. That makes you a pauper in that crowd.

Rand Paul, by contrast, is at less than $1m, and he still practices as a doctor of some kind (maybe an ophthalmologist?).

I think he's probably the only one not on the take, which is why I would not see him hanged, if given the chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 03:18 PM (Cf/uA)

395 Stare decisis uber alles
_____________

Precedents rule! Until they don't.

Plessy v. Ferguson's "separate but equal" didn't survive, and you can't square Sandy O'Connor's "we should only need to continue treating white people unfairly for another 25 years or so" with John (It's a Tax!) Roberts' "the best way to stop racial discrimination is to stop discriminating by race."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 03:18 PM (k4dH2)

396 I was just down in the kitchen heating up my lunch. Article in the newspaper on the breakroom table saying that "We the People" is problematic language.

--

But of course.

"We the People" represents the Constitution in the minds of the idiots who either wrote that or believe it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 03:19 PM (sVtYq)

397 Feed a cold, starve a fever.

BLASPHEMY!!!

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 03:19 PM (5aWFq)

398 Biden just put 8,500 troops on alert for possible deployment to Europe.

Democrats will probably find some reason to try and impeach Trump again over this.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2022 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)

399 Feed a cold, starve a fever.

--

I always heard "starve a cold, feed a fever."

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 03:20 PM (sVtYq)

400 John (It's a Tax!) Roberts' "the best way to stop racial discrimination is to stop discriminating by race."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden

I have Grown in Office

Posted by: CJ Julia Roberts at January 24, 2022 03:21 PM (QzkSJ)

401 Feed a cold, starve a fever.


Let's not get too hasty here!

Posted by: Dr. Johnny at January 24, 2022 03:21 PM (uXonU)

402 Feed a cold, starve a fever.

--

I always heard "starve a cold, feed a fever."
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 03:20 PM (sVtYq)


I always heard "Starve a cold. Starve a fever."

Posted by: Karen Carpenter at January 24, 2022 03:21 PM (FJYfm)

403 I always heard "starve a cold, feed a fever."
Posted by: Lady in Black



It is.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (uXonU)

404
I always heard "starve a cold, feed a fever."
Posted by: Lady in Black

You heard rite

Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (QzkSJ)

405 struggles that unite the bottom just outweigh whether you think abortion should be legal in the second trimester, or....


Actually I do care. A lot. God punished the his people repeatedly by giving them corrupt, cruel masters. IMO abortion is the wholesale murder of the most innocent and I would not be surprised in the least that the horrible leadership descending on this world is a direct line punishment for that. Don't get me started on the organ harvesting.

Posted by: ironmoron at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (jAxSK)

406 No, no. It's feed a cold and drink a fever. Preferably that cough syrup with codeine mixed with vodka.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (UuD2k)

407 >Two older white women in masks freak out in an elevator. They yell at, strike, and racially insult the man who says he was in the elevator first.

One woman says to the man, "Get out Black Lives Matter."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 24, 2022 03:00 PM (RaNzC)

Those biddies seem awfully emboldened to physically confront a man for not snapping to attention to follow their commands. Just a bit of proportionate response from him and those AWFLs would be grateful that they had numbered their teeth for just such a situation. But Muh Patriarchy. What a strange time we live in.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (cHmL0)

408 Feed a cold, starve a fever.
--
I always heard "starve a cold, feed a fever."
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022


***
What if you have both?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)

409 I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if this was all true, but a book claiming stuff isn't evidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (KZzsI)

410 Feed a cold, starve a fever.

--

I always heard "starve a cold, feed a fever."

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2022 03:20 PM (sVtYq)

yeah, I'm not really sure....but honey and lemon in tea fixes everything.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 03:23 PM (5aWFq)

411 Posted by: Kurt at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (2dce9)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 24, 2022 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

412 391 With Russia massing troops and materiel on the border with Ukraine, we're faced with some very important questions. One of the biggest is:

"So?"
======
I heard that. It's a damn shame about Ukraine, but they didn't cede the Crimea to Russia, and so a little territorial concession for freedom is about to become a much larger one. Assuming they are still free this time next year. Despite the junta's saber rattling, with the Potato in the oval office the USA is truly a paper tiger, and Putin knows it.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2022 03:23 PM (W+kMI)

413 But Muh Patriarchy. What a strange time we live in.

Clearly, the while male is experiencing great privilege here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

414 Article in the newspaper on the breakroom table saying that "We the People" is problematic language.



Prepping the space for the next step, animal voting "rights". And if you object, you're a species-ist.

You'll see MSM articles like "We let dogs live with us. Why shouldn't we let them vote with us?"

NRO will push a thinkpiece asserting that dolphins are "natural conservatives" and should be courted by the GOP.

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:23 PM (786Ro)

415 379 Holy shit. I was just down in the kitchen heating up my lunch. Article in the newspaper on the breakroom table saying that "We the People" is problematic language.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:16 PM (Ez6QX)


"We" certainly should not include insurrectionists, Trump supporters, COVID vaccine deniers, anti-voting rights racists, anti-open borders racists, parents who dispute the lesson plans of professional educators, anti-LGBTQ+ heathens, and anti-female reproductive rights nut-jobs!

Posted by: Nancy, Leader of Our Democracy in Action! at January 24, 2022 03:24 PM (AMIL/)

416 yeah, I'm not really sure....but honey and lemon in tea fixes everything.
Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 03:23 PM (5aWFq)


Didn't work for me with the last cold I had.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:24 PM (Ez6QX)

417 In particular, woke Microsoft's recent purchase of Activision was preceded by a year of MeToo stuff at Activision and their subsidiaries, which pushed down their stock price.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2022 03:01 PM (ZGrMX)

They've been pumping out garbage while cashing in on Blizzard's brand for a decade. And their CEO is quite possibly the most overpaid of any in existence.

They crashed their own value.

Posted by: Sjg at January 24, 2022 03:24 PM (gDSJf)

418 we should be happy that our president has enough money that he can worry about other things, like the chip shortage at Baskin Robinhood.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hobokem at January 24, 2022 03:24 PM (Ynyl9)

419 My neighborhood was soooo tough, if a stork had shown up, it would have looked like a large bucket of KFC!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:06 PM (uXonU)


My neighborhood is so tough they make everyone join a bridge club.
I jump next Wednesday.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2022 03:24 PM (axyOa)

420 The Lincoln-Douglas debates (also known as The Great Debates of 185 were a series of seven debates between Abraham Lincoln, the Republican Party candidate for the United States Senate from Illinois, and incumbent Senator Stephen Douglas, the Democratic Party candidate.

Note: the Douglas is Stephen Douglas, NOT Frederick Douglass

In his last autobiography, Life and Times of Frederick Douglass, Douglass noted that Lincoln considered him a friend, although at times Douglass was critical of the late president. .. Douglass writes that Lincoln "was emphatically the black man's President: the first to show any respect to their rights as men."

Posted by: SMOD at January 24, 2022 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

421 Two older white women in masks freak out in an elevator. They yell at, strike, and racially insult the man who says he was in the elevator first.

One woman says to the man, "Get out Black Lives Matter."
Posted by: bonhomme


If they are white, what does BLM have to do with anything?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2022 03:24 PM (uXonU)

422 Bonhomme Richard arson suspect promotes himself for his Art 32

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=122183

"I don't know what happened, but his command did a uniform inspection of him before the Article 32," he said this week. "I don't know where the disconnect is on that, but they inspected his uniform twice."

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 24, 2022 03:25 PM (RU4sa)

423 Weren't all of the clothes thst Ivanka sold also made in China with "links" to Chinese intelligence?
Posted by: Kurt at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (2dce9)



No.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2022 03:25 PM (yQpMk)

424 Weren't all of the clothes thst Ivanka sold also made in China with "links" to Chinese intelligence?

Posted by: Kurt at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (2dce9)

Excellent point. Since the Chinese Communist party demands a 51% share of any business outsiders start in China, *every* business venture in China has links to Chinese intelligence.

We therefore should have no business of any kind with China.

Posted by: Methos at January 24, 2022 03:25 PM (kOpft)

425 Didn't work for me with the last cold I had.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:24 PM (Ez6QX)

did you feed your cold or starve it?

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 03:25 PM (5aWFq)

426 Cruz's wife works for goldman. They just hide their money better.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 03:26 PM (F4b8f)

427 With Russia massing troops and materiel on the border with Ukraine, we're faced with some very important questions. One of the biggest is:

"So?"
___

Heh.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 24, 2022 03:26 PM (RU4sa)

428 Kurt has no links to any kind of intelligence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 24, 2022 03:26 PM (UuD2k)

429 Excellent point. Since the Chinese Communist party demands a 51% share of any business outsiders start in China, *every* business venture in China has links to Chinese intelligence.

We therefore should have no business of any kind with China.

*

I'm with Kurt on this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 03:26 PM (20dEU)

430 Kurp always Johnny On The Spot with the Whataboutism!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 24, 2022 03:27 PM (cHmL0)

431 did you feed your cold or starve it?
Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 24, 2022 03:25 PM (5aWFq)


Do I look like I EVER starve? LOL. Actually I don't remember. I think I ate a lot of soup.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:27 PM (Ez6QX)

432 398 Biden just put 8,500 troops on alert for possible deployment to Europe.

Democrats will probably find some reason to try and impeach Trump again over this.
======
Look on the bright side, Jackstraw. If he does send them, that's 8,500 less to worry about when Trump makes his play. Then again, we can go tinfoil hat and wonder if "deployment to Ukraine" is cover for "we're invading Florida".

Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2022 03:27 PM (W+kMI)

433 The monkeys in the I-80 crash gave me an idea for a low budget but would probably be a very popular film. Lab animals - monkeys - beagles, bats, etc. escape from a lab. They orchestrate a take over of Fauci's house and torture him until he goes running screaming in to the night. He is captured by a gang of rhesus monkeys and forced to wear a leash and paraded in town squares where humans can pelt him with garbage. If he refuses, they bite his face off.

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2022 03:27 PM (jOXVr)

434 Kurt owns an iPhone, therefore he has links to Chinese intelligence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 24, 2022 03:27 PM (F4b8f)

435 Posted by: Kurt at January 24, 2022 03:22 PM (2dce9)


Well, like you, Ivanka is a Democrat, so it's possible. But she's not rake-stomping troll like you, so I'll say that much for her.

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:27 PM (786Ro)

436 In particular, woke Microsoft's recent purchase of Activision was preceded by a year of MeToo stuff at Activision and their subsidiaries, which pushed down their stock price.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2022 03:01 PM (ZGrMX)

They've been pumping out garbage while cashing in on Blizzard's brand for a decade. And their CEO is quite possibly the most overpaid of any in existence.

They crashed their own value.
--
just wait til you see the Mechwarrior Franchise of Movies - think Michael Bey Transformers - we're gonna be rich!!!

Posted by: Do not underestimate the venal stupidity of your average Microsoft executive at January 24, 2022 03:28 PM (e/pHs)

437 Kurt has no links to any kind of intelligence.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 24, 2022 03:26 PM (UuD2k)



They collected the sample for the petri dish from the brown stain on his mother's bedsheet.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at January 24, 2022 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

438 "We the People" is problematic language.

*

In fairness, I don't consider commies people, so I sort of agree.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 03:28 PM (20dEU)

439
Excellent point. Since the Chinese Communist party demands a 51% share of any business outsiders start in China, *every* business venture in China has links to Chinese intelligence.

We therefore should have no business of any kind with China.
Posted by: Methos at January 24, 2022 03:25 PM (kOpft)

Yes. At very least, they have members of the PLA's nomenklatura on the board or as silent partners. Not even a good business model, without regard to the political pitfalls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 03:28 PM (Cf/uA)

440 "rake stomping"

hahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 03:28 PM (20dEU)

441 Do I look like I EVER starve? LOL. Actually I don't remember. I think I ate a lot of soup.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2022 03:27 PM (Ez6QX)

I thought you were quite fetching.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 24, 2022 03:28 PM (5aWFq)

442 Holy shit. I was just down in the kitchen heating up my lunch. Article in the newspaper on the breakroom table saying that "We the People" is problematic language.

Posted by: Jordan61

They want us dead. NWO indeed.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 03:28 PM (qpolg)

443 nood...

hat trick taken

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 24, 2022 03:29 PM (LvTSG)

444 Yes. At very least, they have members of the PLA's nomenklatura on the board or as silent partners. Not even a good business model, without regard to the political pitfalls.

**

Yep, and we're supposed to pretend China has a thriving "middle class." They don't. They have members of the Communist Party with appropriate credit scores who are allowed to purchase products.

Big difference there. We should be trying to destroy them, not trying to sell sh*t to them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - read closely, it's impossible to get a negative result from the free COVID tests at January 24, 2022 03:29 PM (20dEU)

445
I think "starving a fever" has merit.

Lots of water or bone broth or soup to flush out your digestive system with low calories should really fire up your furnace.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 24, 2022 03:30 PM (v2fyE)

446 It's "feed a cold, punch a hippy".

Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2022 03:31 PM (786Ro)

447 I don't think we should be ambivalent toward Russia invading Ukraine. Its an awful act that Russia ought not to be able to do without consequence, and we should use every diplomatic, trade, and other non-military response we can to punish and hopefully dissuade them from doing it.

But its not worth our blood to protect Ukraine.

I'm with Kurt on this.

I mean its a hilarious reach on his part to try to excuse Biden's blatant corruption by tainting clothing sold by a Trump but... yeah in principle I agree with cutting off China.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2022 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

448 423 Bonhomme Richard arson suspect promotes himself for his Art 32

"I don't know what happened, but his command did a uniform inspection of him before the Article 32," he said this week. "I don't know where the disconnect is on that, but they inspected his uniform twice."
==========
Yes, this is the U.S. Navy that is to make Putin and the Red Horde cower before our might. Crybaby participation prize sailor fails out of SEAL training, torches a ship instead of being disciplined, and gets assigned the wrong grade of uniform for his court-martial. Yessir, the world trembles before the Let's Go Brandon armed forces.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 24, 2022 03:34 PM (W+kMI)

449 434 The monkeys in the I-80 crash gave me an idea for a low budget but would probably be a very popular film. Lab animals - monkeys - beagles, bats, etc. escape from a lab. They orchestrate a take over of Fauci's house and torture him until he goes running screaming in to the night. He is captured by a gang of rhesus monkeys and forced to wear a leash and paraded in town squares where humans can pelt him with garbage. If he refuses, they bite his face off.
______________

I don't like the part where Fauci gets away. The animals should inject him with paralytics and slice his vocal cords so he can't cry out in pain, like he approved doing to the Beagle pups he tortured with sand flies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2022 03:38 PM (k4dH2)

450 I think he's probably the only one not on the take, which is why I would not see him hanged, if given the chance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2022 03:18 PM (Cf/uA)

I'm leaning toward Rand Paul in the primaries. An exercise in futility, I know, but his views align more with mine on nearly every major policy issue. After my son's Afghanistan combat tour, I'm more anti-war than a 60's hippie.

Posted by: troyriser at January 24, 2022 03:52 PM (+UKMq)

451 Posted by: Joe Biden, Livin' Large
........

Not for long, methinks.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2022 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

452 91 On the same day that Trump's Truth Social announces that they will use Silicon Valley AI to censor, Facebook reveals their new AI supercomputer that will be used to censor.

AI wars.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 24, 2022 02:32 PM (GYllL)

How is censoring free speech? Sounds like a faux pah on Trump's part.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says No War, No Booty at January 24, 2022 04:42 PM (hlxe7)

453 How many of our Military Top Secrets has Biden the Traitor in Chief sold them?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 25, 2022 01:21 AM (FLiOE)

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