Sunday Overnight Open Thread (1/23/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"I want to be clear, the Arizona Democratic Party is a diverse coalition with plenty of room for policy disagreements, however on the matter of the filibuster and the urgency to protect voting rights, we have been crystal clear. In the choice between an archaic legislative norm and protecting Arizonans' right to vote, we choose the latter," ADP Chair Raquel Terán


Quote II

“Her son is a joy for her. Life has dealt her a blow. He is deaf and mute." Antony Cook


Quote III

“As the U.K. and our partners have said repeatedly, any Russian military incursion into Ukraine would be a massive strategic mistake with severe costs,” British Foreign Secretary Liz Truss


Quote IV

“I stay in my lane. The reality is, is that if we want to do anything, we want to do it for all people, not just for a group or whatever.”Goldie Hawn

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Why worry about foreign policy: When you can #Hashtag your way to world peace, love and understanding?!

Biden Administration Revives Useless Obama-Era Tactic of 'Hashtag Diplomacy'

As Russia and Ukraine inch closer to war and as British intelligence warns of rumors of a Russian-engineered coup in Ukraine, the West waits to see what’s happening and prepares for the next moves.


Well, that is, everybody in the West except the Biden administration. Instead, the Biden State Department is bringing back a tactic from the Obama years — a little stunt I like to call “hashtag diplomacy.”

Yesterday, the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry tweeted the remembrance of an event that took place 32 years ago that day.


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Creeper submitted this and I was wondering when I would use it. Well the following story certainly comes close.


Talk about phantom nipple pain.

Student, 19, freezes his nipples off after emptying two cans of Lynx on them

One day in his school changing rooms, the student, who asked not to be named, was challenged to empty two full cans of Lynx onto his nipples before a friend flicked them off

A student lost his nipples after freezing them with two cans of Lynx for a dare before his mate flicked them off.

The teenager, who attends the University of Liverpool and asked not to be named, was challenged to empty two full cans of deodorant onto his nipples.

Despite saying that he'd do it again, the teen concedes that "it was stupid," adding: "Now I've got no nipples."

Our world is full of imbeciles.

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Bill Maher is a smarmy liberal. But as a broken clock is correct twice a day, he is correct when it comes to the Kung Flu tyranny. Too little and too late.

ight now and it should not be anymore,” the Real Time with Bill Maher host says as the HBO series prepares to kick off its 20th season tonight. “And I think the big discussion on our show Friday night when we go on, is should we continue with the Covid policies we’ve had in the past?”

Set to feature a one-on-one interview with On Tyranny Graphic Edition: Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century author Timothy Snyder and panelists Rep. Ritchie Torres (D-NY) and Honestly podcast’s Barri Weiss, the Real Time 20th season debut will undoubtedly see professional contrarian Maher also tackle the legacy and possible future of Donald Trump. Even with a tendency to lapse into grumpy old white man mode and false equivalencies when it comes to the culture wars, Maher has proven an unsparing Cicero of sorts against the tyranny of Trumpism and the frequent ineptitude of American liberals.


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Oh you bet it's fast. Wink, wink. Nod, nod. The purveyors of the Kung Flu have a speedy test.

BUM DEAL China brings back anal swab testing for Covid in world’s most brutal lockdown two weeks before Winter Olympics begin

CHINA has brought back its "undignified" anal Covid swabs just two weeks before the Beijing Winter Olympics begin.

The Communist regime claims the virus test — which involves inserting a 5cm long saline-soaked swab up a patient's bum and rotating it — is more accurate than other on-the-spot virus tests.


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The GOP needs more Laura Loomers and fewer Kevin McCarthys.

Florida GOP challenger CONFRONTS ‘Team McCarthy’ at NRCC donor retreat about LIZ Cheney, Donald Trump.

Laura Loomer has been cancelled. She’s also running for congress in Florida and does not have a good chance of winning. That’s not the only reason to run, but I’m just saying the odds aren’t great. And the NRCC’s incumbent protection policies are part of why.

When Loomer asked a question at the NRCC event in Florida she was immediately stomped on by Tom Emmer trying to shut her down, but not before she could ask why Liz Cheney wasn’t on “Team McCarthy’s” top targeted incumbent list.


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Good luck Kyle Rittenhouse.

Kyle Rittenhouse used his AR-15 to defend his life. Many don’t think he should have had a gun, ignoring the fact that he’d have probably been dead.

Now that he’s over 18, there’s little reason he can’t have an AR-15. Especially since he’s not a convicted felon, much to the chagrin of many.

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The principle of the government school denies it. However, I wouldn't doubt a "Furries" litter-box in a restroom.

A SCHOOL in Michigan has bizarrely been accused by outraged parents of installing litter boxes in bathrooms for students who identify as cats and dogs.

Midland Public Schools Superintendent Michael E. Sharrow took to Facebook on Thursday to deny the claims, insisting no litter box accommodations had been made for any students who identify as a "furry."


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More "Truth is stranger than fiction."

Two men hit by woman falling out of window… who was looking at another man who fell off rooftop

Luckily, everyone involved is expected to pull through.

The vicinity of a single building in downtown Yokohama suddenly became a danger zone one afternoon when a bizarre chain reaction of falls left four people injured.

The incident began shortly after 4 p.m. on 21 January, when police received a call that a man in his 40s or 50s had fallen from the rooftop of a five-story building. In addition to the height he also reportedly had fallen in a very narrow gap between the neighboring building.

After the initial fall, a woman in her 40s looked out a window on the third floor of the same building to see what happened. However, in doing so, she lost her balance and also fell out. At the same time another man was looking through a window on the second floor to see what happened.

The woman who fell out the third floor window hit the man in his 30s in the head, while he was looking through the second floor window She then hit another man, also in his 30s, who was standing on the ground.

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Jesus Christ is the Son of God. He is not the Daughter of God.

WATCH: ‘Woke’ Preacher Says That Jesus ‘Transgendered Himself’ When He Washed The Disciples’ Feet

Some people clearly don’t understand that the Bible is supposed to change them and not the other way around.

A clip from a June 2021 panel in London on “queer theology” is rapidly spreading on social media.

It shows a man wearing a priest’s collar talking about how he thinks that Jesus “transgenders Himself on a number of occasions.”


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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day: 23 Jan 1953
Robin Zander, singer, songwriter from American rock band, Cheap Trick, who had the 1979 hit single 'I Want You To Want Me', and the 1988 US No.1 single 'The Flame'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 23 Jan 1978
American musician and songwriter Terry Kath, best known as the original guitarist, and founding members of the rock band Chicago accidentally shot himself dead. After a party at roadie and band technician Don Johnson's home in Woodland Hills, Los Angeles, California, Kath picked up a semiautomatic 9 mm pistol and, leaning back in a chair, said to Johnson, "Don't worry about it ... look, the clip is not even in it." To satisfy Johnson's concerns, Kath showed the empty magazine to Johnson. Kath then replaced the magazine in the gun, put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger. Apparently unbeknownst to Kath, however, there was still one round in the chamber, and he died instantly from the gunshot. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Ahh the things we do for love. Genius Award Winner.


Woman in jail for allegedly attempting to get her boyfriend out of jail

LEE COUNTY, Miss. (WCBI) – A woman is in jail for allegedly trying to get her boyfriend out of jail.

Stephanie HouseThe Lee County Sheriff’s Department arrested Stephanie House, accusing her of forging a fax with a Lee County Circuit Court I.D. and sending it to the Lee County Adult Jail.


A fax? Why not a cake and file?


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What a great way to get some exercise in. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Football Coach Sends Team To Shovel Snow For The Elderly

A high school football coach in Pennsylvania swapped weight training practice with snow shoveling for neighbors in need.

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Weekly commenter stats for week of 1-23-2022


Top 10 commenters:
1 [679 comments] 'Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse' [95.32 posts/day]
2 [547 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
3 [538 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford'
4 [456 comments] 'Aetius451AD'
5 [405 comments] 'Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.'
6 [385 comments] 'Warai-otoko'
7 [384 comments] 'Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ '
8 [372 comments] 'Wolfus Aurelius'
9 [371 comments] 'Skip '
10 [350 comments] 'Tonypete'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [194 names] 'MiklosWatch' [27.23 unique names/day]
2 [65 names] 'Duncanthrax'
3 [64 names] '18-1'
4 [42 names] 'Count de Monet'
5 [42 names] 'In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose)'
6 [39 names] 'OrangeEnt'
7 [38 names] 'Helena Handbasket'
8 [31 names] 'Axeman'
9 [31 names] 'G'rump928(c) '
10 [31 names] 'f'd'

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Posted by: Quint at January 23, 2022 09:50 PM (z1OQn)

2

№ 2

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 09:50 PM (kv+Nx)

3 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 09:51 PM (mD/uy)

4

I'm Number 2! I'm Number 2...

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 09:51 PM (kv+Nx)

5 I said earlier tonight, we were gonna have 4 walk-off FGs by the visiting team...I guess if KC doesn't score 1st, we will...

Although KC will probably score 1st...

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 09:51 PM (exHjb)

6 Looks like Monument Valley. It's one of the most beautiful places in the world.

Posted by: Megthered at January 23, 2022 09:52 PM (XdJQO)

7 Excaliber!

Posted by: mot at January 23, 2022 09:52 PM (FmeBQ)

8 Good grief. Is this Nancy P?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 09:53 PM (JfNvZ)

9 So that preacher thinks washing feet is a distinctly feminine task? Seems mighty sexist of him.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2022 09:54 PM (nfrXX)

10 I volunteer myself to the Chinese government to be the anal swab collector for women's volleyball.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 09:54 PM (jIeMQ)

11 Whew. Off the wall of shame.


'Our world is full of imbeciles' - MisHum


'They identify as smart' - AlaBAMA

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 09:55 PM (4fSQf)

12 Shoveling snow sounds like a good substitute for cardio training, not weight training.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2022 09:56 PM (nfrXX)

13 good evening

Posted by: wing at January 23, 2022 09:56 PM (PlW9M)

14 This Mahomes kid is pretty good.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2022 09:56 PM (9sjiB)

15 Huh. I really posted a lot this week.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 23, 2022 09:56 PM (II3Gr)

16 'get a Job' by the Silhouettes was used on what popular TV show?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 09:57 PM (4fSQf)

17 So this isn't the first time Maher has said something not stupid and leftist.

It could be him getting ahead of the curve I suppose..as it really seems like there might be a preference cascade about to hit hard.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 09:57 PM (ESjRY)

18 Unbelievable game - you gave Mahomes 13 seconds to tie it...and then you called Tails. That was the end for Buffalo.

Tragic one of the QBs had to lose...

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 09:58 PM (exHjb)

19 I volunteer myself to the Chinese government to be the anal swab collector for women's volleyball.
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You know, bra inspector is one thing, I don't care how hot the girls are, there are some lines I'm not going to cross.

Posted by: Some Moron with Standards at January 23, 2022 09:58 PM (ESjRY)

20 Is anyone in the FNM saying that the Olympics should be cancelled?

Because if you believe any part of the COVID narrative you'd be insane to have the Olympics...in China.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 09:59 PM (ESjRY)

21 Ok if I don't click that "Daughter of G-d" link? I already got my hands full with a friend of a few decades suddenly chewing gummies and telling me we can all be Jesus. Ummm....

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 23, 2022 09:59 PM (RMN7W)

22 Maher is one of those broken clocks...hes been wrong more often than right but when he's right he's very much on target

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:00 PM (jIeMQ)

23 John Wayne movie up top. Not much going on yet.

Posted by: klaftern at January 23, 2022 10:00 PM (taPSh)

24 MHONT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

25 20 Is anyone in the FNM saying that the Olympics should be cancelled?

Because if you believe any part of the COVID narrative you'd be insane to have the Olympics...in China.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 09:59 PM (ESjRY


I imagine turnout is gonna be very native. The Chinese don't have to bother with foam people in the stands.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:00 PM (4fSQf)

26 Go, Chefs!

Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2022 10:01 PM (kOpft)

27 Y'all may have heard by now...our sweet Doof just lost his wiife, all ,of a sudden. Send him some love.
It totally broke my heart. That Doofster is a kick. I hope he has much love and support.
Keep in touch, Doof. You know we love you!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:01 PM (JfNvZ)

28 So...Tom Brady lost to some random shlubb? I guess you can't win them all.

Of course I haven't watched a game since...err...Brady had a lot fewer superbowls.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:01 PM (ESjRY)

29 Look, fat, furries are people too. Even though they are cats. So give furries what they want.

--a message from your President

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:01 PM (V13WU)

30 Maher uses controversy for attention. Kinda like Coulter.


Business.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2022 10:01 PM (9sjiB)

31 Tragic one of the QBs had to lose...
Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 09:58 PM (exHjb)

Bill and Chiefs were the cream of the crop in the NFL - the NFC was pretty weak.

The Rams and 49-ers - while pretty equal in strength and talent - have no QB worthy of a super bowl championship - neither are going to survive in the Super Bowl against the AFC.

Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2022 10:02 PM (5iUNf)

32 I imagine turnout is gonna be very native. The Chinese don't have to bother with foam people in the stands.

I'm reminded of the scene in The Death Of Stalin where they are dragging people in to see the symphony of the street and threatening to shoot them if they don't come.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:02 PM (ESjRY)

33 Evening, Horde...how goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2022 10:02 PM (K5n5d)

34 Well, that was a fun game. I'm glad the Chiefs won; however, I do feel the need to apologize to the Bills and their fans, as I implied some years ago that they weren't a real team. They've had a very impressive season, and Allen seems like a heck of a player. (And I'll give props to any team that knocks off New England.)

Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2022 10:02 PM (tp+tP)

35 Maher uses controversy for attention. Kinda like Coulter.


One of the odder couples in recent years.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:02 PM (ESjRY)

36 14 This Mahomes kid is pretty good.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2022 09:56 PM (9sjiB)

He's probably cemented HOF with this season...

I don't know why he gets passed over for MVP...maybe it's b/c he also has Tyreek Hill...but Rodgers has Davonte Adams...and Brady had Mike Evans and Gronk...

And neither of the latter 2, this year, would have pulled off that ending in 13 seconds...

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:02 PM (exHjb)

37

From the Indianapolis Star

Op-Ed: 'Race neutral' bills are designed to protect the advantages of white Americans.

https://tinyurl.com/2dj9pn7v

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (63Dwl)

38 Misanthropic Humanitarian, you put a photo of Governor Witchmer under the quotes. It's put me off my feed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (+lVUW)

39 31 Tragic one of the QBs had to lose...
Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 09:58 PM (exHjb)

Bill and Chiefs were the cream of the crop in the NFL - the NFC was pretty weak.

The Rams and 49-ers - while pretty equal in strength and talent - have no QB worthy of a super bowl championship - neither are going to survive in the Super Bowl against the AFC.
Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2022 10:02 PM (5iUNf)

That's a pretty bold statement

Posted by: Trentt Dillferr at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

40

Dial Up

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (Wj/z9)

41 I made The Wall once, once! This is my first First. I had Ace hat tip me many years ago. I also got a nice Cob mention.Never been barreled though.

Posted by: Quint at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (z1OQn)

42 You know, bra inspector is one thing, I don't care how hot the girls are, there are some lines I'm not going to cross.
Posted by: Some Moron with Standards


You bring along the Lovense domi and when the organizers are asking why it takes half an hour to collect a sample you tell them some of the girls are shy...

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (jIeMQ)

43 27 Y'all may have heard by now...our sweet Doof just lost his wiife, all ,of a sudden. Send him some love.
It totally broke my heart. That Doofster is a kick. I hope he has much love and support.
Keep in touch, Doof. You know we love you!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:01 PM (JfNvZ)

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (II3Gr)

44
China brings back anal swab testing for COVID in world's most brutal lockdown two weeks before Winter Olympics begin


Are you humiliated enough yet, Round Eyes' "ass-letes"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (pNxlR)

45 There is a ridge line just north of Yakima WA on the Army's firing range there called The Knuckles. In February when the wind blows, and you're sitting at the top of one of the knuckles, it gets that cold!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (axyOa)

46 Misanthropic Humanitarian, you put a photo of Governor Witchmer under the quotes. It's put me off my feed.

I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTIES!

Posted by: Gove Whitmer at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (ESjRY)

47 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (SchxB)

48 *smashes everything in sight*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 23, 2022 10:04 PM (II3Gr)

49 Amazing finish to a football game...

Posted by: Theodore at January 23, 2022 10:04 PM (GJnvT)

50 I am thankful -and surprised-that I did not get a place on the wall this week after being home sick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 10:04 PM (d37DA)

51 "archaic legislative norm"

And that pesky Constitution.


"Now I've got no nipples"

Hahaha
I can't decide if this would make a better blues song or country music song.

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2022 10:04 PM (vrz2I)

52 38 Misanthropic Humanitarian, you put a photo of Governor Witchmer under the quotes. It's put me off my feed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:03 PM (+lVUW)


I'm sorry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

53 Maher is a weathercock.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:04 PM (V13WU)

54 Bill and Chiefs were the cream of the crop in the NFL - the NFC was pretty weak.

The Rams and 49-ers - while pretty equal in strength and talent - have no QB worthy of a super bowl championship - neither are going to survive in the Super Bowl against the AFC.
Posted by: Boswell at January 23, 2022 10:02 PM (5iUNf)

Never say never - the NYG beat the undefeated Patriots in the one Super Bowl...and if the LA Rams get in, it is their homefield...

And Mahomes has to play the Bengals next week, who also have a current great young QB/WR combo (probably better WR there, but both were really goof this year)...

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:04 PM (exHjb)

55 .

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (U2p+3)

56 MHONT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:00 PM



Gesundheit!

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (qz4RZ)

57 26 Go, Chefs!
Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2022 10:01 PM (kOpft)

Food thread already ended...

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (exHjb)

58
To satisfy Johnson's concerns, Kath showed the empty magazine to Johnson. Kath then replaced the magazine in the gun, put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger. Apparently unbeknownst to Kath, however, there was still one round in the chamber, and he died instantly from the gunshot.


"Don't forget ze one in ze chamber!"

-- Crowder's 7+1(?) tag line

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (pNxlR)

59 Not sure I should be proud or ashamed...

Goes off to consult Magic Eightball!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

60 Never say never - the NYG beat the undefeated Patriots in the one Super Bowl...and if the LA Rams get in, it is their homefield...


You don't say?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (ESjRY)

61 Because if you believe any part of the COVID narrative you'd be insane to have the Olympics...in China.

Don't eat the pangolins.

Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (kOpft)

62 Jewels is happy.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (rz+/y)

63 FenelonSpoke

Hope you feel better soon. You have had a tough two weeks. May you be blessed with a span of good health.

Posted by: NaCly Dog in memory of OregonMuse, Tami, Rickl, redc1c4 and others (u82oZ) at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

64 Have a great night, everyone.

Hope the grocery store has what you want this week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog in memory of OregonMuse, Tami, Rickl, redc1c4 and others (u82oZ) at January 23, 2022 10:06 PM (u82oZ)

65 16 'get a Job' by the Silhouettes was used on what popular TV show?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 09:57 PM (4fSQf


Come on. No one? 'It's an easy one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:06 PM (4fSQf)

66 Posted by: Zettai

Congrats Zettai...
on second place!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

67 35 the country is so crazy now, we are happy when Maher throws us a bone. He is a douche and a Leftist. But he keeps calling them out lately. It shows how warped things are. Mr guess is Maher does his own polling and he doesn't want to end on the wrong side of things financially

Posted by: Quint at January 23, 2022 10:07 PM (z1OQn)

68 Goldie Hawn, once beautiful always smart.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 10:07 PM (Wj/z9)

69 I haven't watched the NFL in over three years. I get all my NFL info by reading the news. I'm down to one sport to watch which is tennis. Was going to drop that too because of the Covid crap but the tournament actually gave Djokovic an exemption. It was the Australian government that were psychopathic fascists .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (z8oRC)

70 I hope the Chiefs win it all, but I'll be okay if Burrow and the Bengals get the job done instead. The Rams and 49ers can both suck eggs.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (tp+tP)

71 43

Exactly. Good grief. It just never fukin' ends. I just may be next..who knows....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (JfNvZ)

72 60 Never say never - the NYG beat the undefeated Patriots in the one Super Bowl...and if the LA Rams get in, it is their homefield...


You don't say?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (ESjRY)

At least you're not a NYG fan? (Eagles fan for life here...who is really hoping Jalen keeps coming along and can be the next "good enough" QB who can win with 3 #1 draft picks on D next year - a build ala the San Francisco)...

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (exHjb)

73 64 Have a great night, everyone.

Hope the grocery store has what you want this week.
Posted by: NaCly Dog in memory of OregonMuse, Tami, Rickl, redc1c4 and others (u82oZ) at January 23, 2022 10:06 PM (u82oZ)

Grocery store was out of saltines this morning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

74 Top picture needs Wiley Coyote and the Roadrunner.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)

75 Posted by: NaCly Dog in memory of OregonMuse, Tami, Rickl, redc1c4 and others (u82oZ) at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

Looks like District One has imposed "voluntary" rationing, even though Muriel Bowowser was assured it would never come to this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

76 Grocery store was out of saltines this morning.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

Pregnant?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 23, 2022 10:09 PM (II3Gr)

77 Never been barreled though.

Once you lose sensation below the knees it's not so bad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 10:09 PM (SchxB)

78 61 Because if you believe any part of the COVID narrative you'd be insane to have the Olympics...in China.

Don't eat the pangolins.
Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2022 10:05 PM (kOpft)

If anyone ever goes to China, my brother's advice is to eat vegetarian until you know where a local place gets their meat from...

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:09 PM (exHjb)

79 Grocery store was out of saltines this morning.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)


Funny, "my" GUM store had ample quantities of everything!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

80 Come on. No one? 'It's an easy one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I'm going with Dobie Gillis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 23, 2022 10:09 PM (FVME7)

81 76 Grocery store was out of saltines this morning.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

Pregnant?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 23, 2022 10:09 PM (II3Gr

When the high temps are single digits it is soup and cracker weather.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

82 Both teams are fun to watch, but I would have preferred to see Buffalo advance.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 23, 2022 10:10 PM (jYQlA)

83 Because if you believe any part of the COVID narrative you'd be insane to have the Olympics...in China.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 09:59 PM (ESjRY)

The only 2 Olympians we send should be little boy and fat man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2022 10:10 PM (VwHCD)

84 My brother works for the AZ Demo Socialist party. He admits that he's to the left of the DNC. So either Socialist or Communist or Fascist or Marxist but totally opposed to American values. I hate family shit.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 23, 2022 10:10 PM (RAodA)

85 I noticed at the grocery store this weekend a lot of husbands on the phone...

"No they don't have that brand. Nope, not that one either. Uh...no...uh...ok."

I'm actually wondering how long this can go on for...we haven't had shortages like this as a country since...WWII?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:10 PM (ESjRY)

86 Crappy Days?

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2022 10:10 PM (vrz2I)

87 Goldie Hawn. Sock it to me!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:11 PM (axyOa)

88 Kath then replaced the magazine in the gun, put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger.

Ya know, I know I should feel bad about that, but I just can't. I mean, he was someone's kid and all but if someone is that determined to be that GD stupid, my sympathies have someplace better to be.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2022 10:11 PM (nfrXX)

89 rumors of a Russian-engineered coup in Ukraine,

I read that the CIA tried to pull a color revolution and Putin foxed 'em.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 10:11 PM (Wj/z9)

90 12 Shoveling snow sounds like a good substitute for cardio training, not weight training.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2022 09:56 PM (nfrXX)


If it's that heavy, damp stuff it could be a little good for weight training.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

91

Doof's wife is suddenly gone??

F*cking Christ Almighty.................

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (qz4RZ)

92 64
I have connections. Grocery connections.ask me how I know...:

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (JfNvZ)

93 Two AA batteries helps the Q-tip go in, the Q-tip go in, the Q-tip go in...in the most delightful way

(well, I think it's USB charged have to check Lovense.com, I've never actually applied had one... )

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (jIeMQ)

94 To satisfy Johnson's concerns, Kath showed the empty magazine to Johnson. Kath then replaced the magazine in the gun, put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger. Apparently unbeknownst to Kath, however, there was still one round in the chamber, and he died instantly from the gunshot.

-
I prosecuted charges against a juvenile female in a similar incident except she shot a juvenile male. He didn't die.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (FVME7)

95
Funny, "my" GUM store had ample quantities of everything!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions


GUM! Har!

Big Guy gets 10% cut! Friend of Boris!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (pNxlR)

96 One point to make to COVID LIVs whenever you talk to them...

COVID is dangerous enough to lock you in your house, to make you get a shot, to close all the local businesses you used to go to.

But it is not dangerous enough to stop travel in and out of China, or even, the worthless Olympics.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (ESjRY)

97 Whoa... major contentage. I might have a small mini rant a little later. I'm still stewin' a bit. But I have selected a title for it ...

The Case Of The Missing Anticlonal Antibodies

As in, they've disappeared in MS. Not to be had. At least not in south MS.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (F0YaR)

98 Goldie Hawn, once beautiful always smart.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 10:07 PM (Wj/z

I think she has been positively influenced by her husband or partner ( I don't know if they ever got married) .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 10:13 PM (z8oRC)

99 In the OT, Josh Allen never got a chance to touch the ball. I know them's the rules, but...

The NFL is a garbage league with really bad officiating.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 23, 2022 10:13 PM (rz+/y)

100 81 76 Grocery store was out of saltines this morning.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

Pregnant?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 23, 2022 10:09 PM (II3Gr

When the high temps are single digits it is soup and cracker weather.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

Loaves of bakery French/Italian/Sourdough bread dipped in a salt and peppered olive oil make a great sub...or directly in the soup...

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:13 PM (exHjb)

101 Good evening y'all!

Doof......I am sure you are not around tonight......my deepest condolences for your loss And if I knew how to make prayer hands I would do that too

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 23, 2022 10:13 PM (/UQ/R)

102 Look, fat, if you can't find your favorite brand at a store it's you own damn fault, wise-guy whippersnapper.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:13 PM (V13WU)

103 COMM
I had not heard of Doof's wife passing.
My sentiments are about what Insom's are. Prayers already ascending for the family.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 23, 2022 10:13 PM (Puq9y)

104 91
for completeness:

68 Hello Hordelings. Please pray for me and my family. Our world was shattered yesterday morning. My wife of 26 years passed away suddenly at age 50. She died in her sleep, apparently of natural causes - according to the medical examiner.

I'm still numb and the full reality hasn't set in yet.
Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2022 07:25 AM (mZUr4)


Pray for Doof and his family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

105
So for all our lockdowns, social distancing, masks, arrows on floors and vax mandates, COVID will be conquered by its natural mutation into increasingly less dangerous variants. Like just about every other infectious disease.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2022 10:14 PM (/U27+)

106 I thought snow shoveling was the leading cause of death in many places thru winter. So it's probably a little of everything

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:14 PM (jIeMQ)

107 Saltines and peanut butter.

Right up there with beans and cornbread.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:14 PM (4fSQf)

108 Maher is a weathercock.
Posted by: runner

I thought he was prick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 23, 2022 10:14 PM (FVME7)

109 82 not to be a jerk, but they are infamous for one thing.

Posted by: Quint at January 23, 2022 10:14 PM (z1OQn)

110 Prayers for Doof. Evening, Horde.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:15 PM (OssQ4)

111 rumors of a Russian-engineered coup in Ukraine,


==


It's a countercoup.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:15 PM (V13WU)

112 Big Guy gets 10% cut! Friend of Boris!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (pNxlR)


Da, comrade, is business as usual!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

113
I'm actually wondering how long this can go on for...we haven't had shortages like this as a country since...WWII?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:10 PM (ESjRY)

_______

You can pick up your ration book at the DMV.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2022 10:15 PM (/U27+)

114 My wife of 26 years passed away suddenly at age 50. She died in her sleep, apparently of natural causes -

Shit. Take care. Been a hard few months around here.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:15 PM (jIeMQ)

115 8 more days

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (V13WU)

116
I do the grocery shopping. I've done it for years. No biggie.

Mrs. K knows that if I come home without something that was on the list, the store did not have it. No whaddabouts, no recriminations ... no phone calls to her when there isn't something on the shelves, either.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (pNxlR)

117 Some great games this weekend but sadly, the Mariners are already eliminated from the American League playoffs.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (axyOa)

118 Damn, Doof's wife?

This crap just won't stop. I'm so sorry Doof. That's a horrible blow right there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (4fSQf)

119 99 In the OT, Josh Allen never got a chance to touch the ball. I know them's the rules, but...

The NFL is a garbage league with really bad officiating.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 23, 2022 10:13 PM (rz+/y)

It sucked, but Bills D only had to hold for 13 seconds at the end of the 4th to make that moot. 13 freaking seconds...

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (exHjb)

120 rumors of a Russian-engineered coup in Ukraine,

Only we get to engineer coups in the Ukraine!

Posted by: Victoria Nuland! at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

121 ***shaking my damn head***

13 fucking seconds...13 only Vasilli...

Don't kick it out of the endzone, don't play prevent defense.

Josh Allen is a stud!

***sigh***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (BgMrQ)

122 I watch the NFL just to see players with BLM slogans on their helmets get concussed.

Posted by: Regular joe relentlessly upping the ante at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (njVMJ)

123 Shit man. Prayers for Doof and his family.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (VwHCD)

124 The GOP needs more Laura Loomers and fewer Kevin McCarthys.
Florida GOP challenger


See that jackass Michael McCaul today saying he couldn't back up Trump. That's Michael McCaul

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (Wj/z9)

125 I thought snow shoveling was the leading cause of death in many places thru winter. So it's probably a little of everything
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:14 PM (jIeMQ)


I think the term of art is "heart-attack snow"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

126 The Tanglewood video of Terry Kath is one of my all-time favs. Masterful guitar chops. So sad.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (Xrfse)

127 Big Guy gets 10% cut! Friend of Boris!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Everything to the north and west of Kiev!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (FVME7)

128 Good evening from the high chaparral.

In between progressive and geico commercials a hell of a football game broke out

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 23, 2022 10:17 PM (Jzz++)

129 When is the last so-called "color revolution" that actually worked? (I mean, outside of the reigning junta in the us, of course...)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:17 PM (6FeV1)

130 Snow shoveling can be upper body exertion intensive, and a heart attack waiting to happen for some people.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2022 10:17 PM (9sjiB)

131
(I mean, outside of the reigning junta in the us, of course...)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:17 PM (6FeV1)

_________

The Brown Revolution

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)

132 Grocery store was out of saltines this morning.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


My store has been out for two weeks...asked son to check (shudder) Costco. Nope.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 10:18 PM (r1z5A)

133 Jesus I needed that Cheap Trick clip like a hole in the head

Posted by: Terry Kath at January 23, 2022 10:18 PM (njVMJ)

134 You can pick up your ration book at the DMV.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2022 10:15 PM (/U27+)


Along with your gas rationing coupons!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

135 469 In another time this would be a bizarre story -

Truck carrying 100 CDC test monkeys crashed. CDC keeping an eye out for local residents exhibiting zombie like symptoms (last part may be made up)

- gatewaypundit (so you know is true)

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 23, 2022 10:18 PM (j8ZL7)

136 Despite saying that he'd do it again, the teen concedes that "it was stupid," adding: "Now I've got no nipples."

"Don't worry, I still vote Democrat," he added.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:18 PM (OssQ4)

137 Red - the blood of angry men
Black - the dark of ages past

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:19 PM (V13WU)

138 The Brown Revolution
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)

Featuring Brown-25

Posted by: The Uranus Corp at January 23, 2022 10:19 PM (BgMrQ)

139 Prayers up Doof. I am so sorry for your loss. I don't have words. I am so sorry my man. My prayer is you have people with you.

Posted by: Quint at January 23, 2022 10:19 PM (z1OQn)

140 120 rumors of a Russian-engineered coup in Ukraine,

Only we get to engineer coups in the Ukraine!
Posted by: Victoria Nuland! at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

People always forget Putin was a KGB agent. He was trained in subterfuge and destabilizing foreign governments. Would not surprise me one bit if a new government was announced in the Ukraine. One very amenable to Russian partnerships.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:19 PM (4fSQf)

141 43 27 Y'all may have heard by now...our sweet Doof just lost his wiife, all ,of a sudden. Send him some love.
It totally broke my heart. That Doofster is a kick. I hope he has much love and support.
Keep in touch, Doof. You know we love you!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:01 PM (JfNvZ)


This stuff is breaking my heart. We're thinking of you, Doof.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:19 PM (+lVUW)

142 Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 10:16 PM (Wj/z9)

Why it is almost like there really is a Uniparty, and they do NOT represent us?

Nah, that's crazy talk...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)

143 Hmm...coup is likely the smartest choice for Putin - offer a couple of the power brokers already in Kiev that they get to keep everything they already have...and more...in return for embracing the strong horse.

Which likely gives him access to all the intel they've got. Does Putin drop it publicly right away to weaken Biden? Or does he just blackmail Biden into leaving his coup in place?

After everything the FNM and Biden are saying now it would be hard to just walk away from Ukraine...but if Putin drops solid evidence that Biden is an election stealing pedo? We could have our first impeachment in the middle of a war.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (ESjRY)

144 I was sad because I had no breasts. Then I met a man with no nipples.

Posted by: Catlin Jenner at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (vrz2I)

145 Jesus I needed that Cheap Trick clip like a hole in the head
Posted by: Terry Kath at January 23, 2022 10:18 PM (njVMJ)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (axyOa)

146 present

Posted by: DB - the king is a fink! at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (geLO8)

147 What an ending!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (SRRAx)

148 Featuring Brown-25

Posted by: The Uranus Corp

I think I laughed until I threw up during that movie.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (mD/uy)

149 In between progressive and geico commercials a hell of a football game broke out
Posted by: Pete Bog

Mrs Blutarski is a Chiefs fan. I'm not allowed to be. Long story about that. Anyhoo, after Josh tossed his penultimate touchdown I wandered upstairs to my office. She hollered for me to come down after Tyreek scored. Then Josh threw another. Wandered back up. Then she called to say we're going to overtime! I'm worn out.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (rz+/y)

150 Condolences, Doof. That's a real rotten thing to have to go through.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (6FeV1)

151
I think the term of art is "heart-attack snow"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions


That's especially true for the really wet and heavy stuff. The very stuff that makes your snow blower look like it was designed to create uniformly sized slush bricks from which you could make an igloo when temperatures fall overnight.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (pNxlR)

152 Truck carrying 100 CDC test monkeys crashed. CDC keeping an eye out for local residents exhibiting zombie like symptoms (last part may be made up)

- gatewaypundit (so you know is true)
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le


This is our circus, those are our monkeys.

Posted by: CDC crash testing monkeys now. at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (r1z5A)

153 Good evening.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 23, 2022 10:21 PM (ikXZL)

154 I'm actually wondering how long this can go on for...we haven't had shortages like this as a country since...WWII?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:10 PM (ESjRY)

Until you get on your knees and beg the government to save us all!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at January 23, 2022 10:21 PM (hlxe7)

155 Well hell, MadisonTheCat just caught herself in a plastic trashbag and tore through the house and ended up under our bed. It was like a folding of the cat universe. If I had not just now took a leak woulda pissed myself.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2022 10:21 PM (0OP+5)

156 Wouldn't shock me if Biden sends US troops to Ukraine to get his family money out of a bank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:21 PM (4fSQf)

157 My store has been out for two weeks...asked son to check (shudder) Costco. Nope.

Two out of three stores here haven't had Club crackers in about five months. The third one had them for a few days three months ago.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 10:21 PM (SchxB)

158 I'm serious about Gov. Whitmer being a witch. Go look at a photo of her. Put a wart on her nose, and a pointy hat on her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

159 Looks like Josh Allen's quest to End Racism will have to wait until fall.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 23, 2022 10:22 PM (jYQlA)

160 This is our circus, those are our monkeys.
Posted by: CDC crash testing monkeys now


Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:22 PM (V13WU)

161 #bringourukrainianshome

Posted by: Michelle O'Biden at January 23, 2022 10:22 PM (KFhLj)

162 People always forget Putin was a KGB agent. He was trained in subterfuge and destabilizing foreign governments. Would not surprise me one bit if a new government was announced in the Ukraine. One very amenable to Russian partnerships.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:19 PM (4fS

Well the Ukrainian coup overthrew a Russian friendly government that was legitimately elected prior to refusing offer to hold another election monitored by outsiders including Jimmy Carter ( his organization) IIRC.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 10:22 PM (z8oRC)

163 Wouldn't shock me if Biden sends US troops to Ukraine to get his family money out of a bank.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:21 PM (4fSQf)


So, you're saying he is still capable of prioritization?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

164 I'm serious about Gov. Whitmer being a witch. Go look at a photo of her. Put a wart on her nose, and a pointy hat on her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:22 PM



And her twin, Hochul, the Governess of Newyorkistan!

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 10:23 PM (qz4RZ)

165 I'm sorry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:04 PM (aA3+G)


It's okay, I'll make myself a drink with rum and pineapple juice, and my appetite will come back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

166 I'm serious about Gov. Whitmer being a witch.



Hmmm

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:23 PM (V13WU)

167 Yeah that Chiefs Bills game was a great game. Either team deserved to win.

I'm not sad for Brady though. He's still the GOAT, still rich, and still married to Giselle.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:23 PM (OssQ4)

168
Wouldn't shock me if Biden sends US troops to Ukraine to get his family money out of a bank.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Kelly's Heroes II

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:24 PM (pNxlR)

169 I'm serious about Gov. Whitmer being a witch

A lot of our elites are "satan curious" at least. Never heard anything specific about Whitmer, but as I've referenced before that article in the HuffPo about some "good" lefty HausFrau joining the Church of Satan because she was so mad at Trump wasn't that much of an outlier.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:24 PM (ESjRY)

170 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 23, 2022 10:24 PM (kwSUE)

171 After everything the FNM and Biden are saying now it would be hard to just walk away from Ukraine...but if Putin drops solid evidence that Biden is an election stealing pedo? We could have our first impeachment in the middle of a war.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (ESjRY)

I've neglected this story a bit. What's going on, our
corrupt politicians/corporations and organized criminals facing off against Russian corrupt politicians/corporations and organized criminals to see who gets to shake down Europe on natural gas?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 23, 2022 10:24 PM (cupoy)

172 And her twin, Hochul, the Governess of Newyorkistan!

Hmm, she's a good woman. Respects the gods and makes sure they get their sacrifices.

Posted by: Some Aztec Priest at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)

173 I think I laughed until I threw up during that movie.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (mD/uy)

Brown - 25 is a running joke...or should I say "was" a running joke in our household.

I don't know what the boys laugh about these days
#divorcesucks

Posted by: The Uranus Corp at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)

174 Friends, we are not attacking the Ukraine. Merely crossing the border in search of jobs and opportunities for our children.

Posted by: The Russian Army at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (r1z5A)

175 So I got the coof. Been sick since the 13th. I've been sicker before with the flu. My problem is once a virus gets into my chest and I start coughing it takes me a long time to get over it. My husband, who denies he got it too, is pretty much over it and so is my son. The other 2 kids had it in July and didn't get it this time. The main difference is the fatigue and weight loss. I can still smell and taste but it does seem diminished. Don't seem to be able to get the energy to do anything. I'm going to try the store tomorrow, we need milk and a few things. You would think I would have posted more but that takes energy which I don't have. I'm cleared to go back to work Tuesday which will be interesting since I'm still coughing and tired. I'll just stay in my office and try to stay awake. This also postpones my neck surgery until my lungs are recovered and I'm done coughing. I'm going to wind up using all my sick leave this year! I have about 5 weeks.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (UUBmN)

176 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 23, 2022 10:24 PM (kwSUE)

I told you it was going to be a masculine child. Congratulations !!!

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (z8oRC)

177 How do you know she's a witch?

Posted by: Monty Python at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (jYQlA)

178 87 Goldie Hawn. Sock it to me!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:11 PM (axyOa)


Judy Carne

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (8C7+r)

179 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.

Great news and brave parents naming their new boy "Sock".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 10:26 PM (SchxB)

180 I hope you're around, Doof. Look at this love.
Hang in there, darlin'. You know we love you!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:26 PM (JfNvZ)

181 Presuming Ukraine doesn't become a war or at least a coup...how does either side back down now?

The FNM seems like it isn't going to let Biden give Putin a slice of Ukraine, which I guess was his plan originally.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:26 PM (ESjRY)

182 When I was in high school a lot of guys looked for summer jobs baling hay. Good chance to make some money, get a good tan, and build upper body strength.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:26 PM (axyOa)

183 Truck carrying 100 CDC test monkeys crashed. CDC keeping an eye out for local residents exhibiting zombie like symptoms (last part may be made up)

- gatewaypundit (so you know is true)
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le


Holy fucking shit.

Posted by: Charles Heston at January 23, 2022 10:26 PM (mdaT8)

184 174 Friends, we are not attacking the Ukraine. Merely crossing the border in search of jobs and opportunities for our children.
Posted by: The Russian Army at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (r1z5A)

No gopnik is illegal!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:27 PM (6FeV1)

185 geez , lin-duh, you are tired because are ill. get well soon.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:27 PM (V13WU)

186 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Praise God indeed!! Congratulations all around.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 10:27 PM (mD/uy)

187 64 Have a great night, everyone.

Hope the grocery store has what you want this week.
Posted by: NaCly Dog in memory of OregonMuse, Tami, Rickl, redc1c4 and others (u82oZ) at January 23, 2022 10:06 PM (u82oZ)


One time I went there, they had no canned corn, except for the cream stuff that looks like vomit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

188

I'd read the escaped lab monkeys in PA are human-monkey hybrids and they've all been captured now...

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 10:27 PM (qz4RZ)

189 Bill Maher has always been one of those libs that recognizes that there are serious problems developing but is unwilling to accept that it's his own guys doing it. Kind of a left wing David French, if you will.

Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2022 10:27 PM (UewuT)

190 I'm going to wind up using all my sick leave this year! I have about 5 weeks.

Odd how we have infinite COVID money...except when a member of the productive class gets sick and like you here has to use all their time off personally.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:27 PM (ESjRY)

191 178 87 Goldie Hawn. Sock it to me!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:11 PM (axyOa)

Judy Carne

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf


Goldie was the body painted go-go dancer.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2022 10:27 PM (9sjiB)

192 Posted by: lin-duh


Hang in there sport! Seriously, take care of yourself.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (r1z5A)

193 170 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 23, 2022 10:24 PM (kwSUE)

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Wonderful. What a blessing!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (VxC1e)

194 162 People always forget Putin was a KGB agent. He was trained in subterfuge and destabilizing foreign governments.

It's even simpler than that. Putin has a map on the wall of 1973 USSR which was pretty much Peak Soviet. US mired in Vietnam, screwing itself over Watergate, Russia in control of Eastern Europe and prior to October dominant in the Mideast.

It's what he wants to recreate. He knows he can't get there he doesn't have the resources, but he'll nibble where he can. And he will take advantage of weakness of others. He's already bought the Germans.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (jIeMQ)

195 170 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 23, 2022 10:24 PM (kwSUE)

Congratulations and thank the Lord for a healthy baby! I hope Mama is doing well!

Posted by: Moki at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (JrN/x)

196 When I was in high school a lot of guys looked for summer jobs baling hay. Good chance to make some money, get a good tan, and build upper body strength.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:26 PM (axyOa

We always applied to the port in Lake Charles to unload sacks of rice.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (z8oRC)

197 "I can't decide if this would make a better blues song or country music song."

If you freeze your own nipples off, it's a country song. If your woman (or man) freezes your nipples off, it's the blues.

Posted by: Nemo at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (S6ArX)

198 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

And may their next child be a masculine child

Posted by: Luca Brazzi at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (rz+/y)

199 Glad to hear some good news with all this bad lately.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (4fSQf)

200 "I'm bailing the hay...."

-- Styx, first draft.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (OssQ4)

201
I'd read the escaped lab monkeys in PA are human-monkey hybrids and they've all been captured now...
Posted by: Zettai


AND ... they all look like their Daddy: FAUCI!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (pNxlR)

202 >>>In the choice between an archaic legislative norm and protecting Arizonans' right to vote, we choose the latter,

Is she suggesting that have been irregularities lately?

One not not address non-events

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (j8ZL7)

203
I'd read the escaped lab monkeys in PA are human-monkey hybrids and they've all been captured now...


So, no joke, China's been working on human-animal hybrids for some time now.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (ESjRY)

204 lin-duh, prayers for healing coming your way.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 10:29 PM (mD/uy)

205 Look for the Laugh-In segment with Wild Man Fischer and you can get a glimpse of Goldie's cute little booty in a French maid's costume.

Posted by: f'd at January 23, 2022 10:29 PM (vrz2I)

206 I'm cleared to go back to work Tuesday which will be interesting since I'm still coughing and tired. I'll just stay in my office and try to stay awake. This also postpones my neck surgery until my lungs are recovered and I'm done coughing. I'm going to wind up using all my sick leave this year! I have about 5 weeks.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (UUBmN)

Is your job teleworkable, even for a short term? B/c I would probably let them know about your continuing symptoms, which would be aided by being able to stay home and work.

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:29 PM (exHjb)

207 74 "Top picture needs Wiley Coyote and the Roadrunner."
The locals ate them both. Shelves are empty, ya' know.

Posted by: boynsea at January 23, 2022 10:29 PM (sshap)

208 Putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger never fails to get a laugh.

Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at January 23, 2022 10:29 PM (VxC1e)

209 I'd read the escaped lab monkeys in PA are human-monkey hybrids and they've all been captured now...
Posted by: Zettai


We did have to shoot one, didn't want to, but the little bastard was wearing a MAGA hat...

Posted by: DoJ. CDC. FBI at January 23, 2022 10:30 PM (r1z5A)

210 Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (UUBmN)


Ask hubby-duh to go to the store. You stay home and take care of yourself.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

211 The left now: Yeah, elections get stolen all the time if you don't have people laser focused on stopping it.

The left a little while ago: Anyone that says our elections aren't 100% safe, secure, and fraud free is a NAZI that should be sent to a black site.

The left a little longer ago: Yeah, these damn Republicans stole the elections of 2016, 2004, 2000, and 1980.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)

212 lin-duh, you're taking D and Zinc everything?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 23, 2022 10:31 PM (rz+/y)

213 162 People always forget Putin was a KGB agent. He was trained in subterfuge and destabilizing foreign governments. Would not surprise me one bit if a new government was announced in the Ukraine. One very amenable to Russian partnerships.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:19 PM (4fS

Well the Ukrainian coup overthrew a Russian friendly government that was legitimately elected prior to refusing offer to hold another election monitored by outsiders including Jimmy Carter ( his organization) IIRC.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 10:22 PM (z8oRC)

We have some experience with this, IIRC. Panama used to be part of Colombia. The USA encouraged rebels to revolt, and split Panama from Colombia. As a result, we got the land to build the Panama Canal.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 23, 2022 10:31 PM (mdjgu)

214 Met a couple people tonight at dinner at our favorite family-owned Italian joint. Uruguayans, came separately as single people, ages 18 and 19, arrived in NYC in the mid-70s.

Uruguay went into a state of emergency in 1968 and civil liberties began circling the drain soon thereafter. A slow-burn civil war ensued, a military dictatorship took command, and by the mid and late 80s, Uruguay had as a percentage of total population, more of its citizens imprisoned for political dissent than anywhere else in the world.

So they know what it feels like to sink into the morass.

And they both said that the US is in the same state now as Uruguay was when they were in high school and university there. And that this is most evident in the views and attitudes of America's young people.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 23, 2022 10:31 PM (KiBMU)

215 "I can't decide if this would make a better blues song or country music song."

If you freeze your own nipples off, it's a country song. If your woman (or man) freezes your nipples off, it's the blues.

Posted by: Nemo at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (S6ArX)

If you staple them back on, it's metal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2022 10:31 PM (VwHCD)

216 Lin-duh, I hope you recover quickly. There's no neighbors who'll go to the store for you?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:31 PM (OssQ4)

217 Truck carrying 100 CDC test monkeys crashed. CDC keeping an eye out for local residents exhibiting zombie like symptoms (last part may be made up)

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Are they transgender CDC monkeys perchance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 10:31 PM (VxC1e)

218 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 23, 2022 10:24 PM (kwSUE)

Congratulations!!!
Some great news. Life continues!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:31 PM (axyOa)

219
The USA encouraged rebels to revolt, and split Panama from Colombia. As a result, we got the land to build the Panama Canal.


A ma, a plan, a canal: Panama!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:32 PM (pNxlR)

220 200 "I'm bailing the hay...."

-- Styx, first draft.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:28 PM (OssQ4)


Lol

This could be fun.

'Stye in my eye keeps on hurting'

Journey, First Draft.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:32 PM (4fSQf)

221 198 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Congrats!

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:32 PM (exHjb)

222 To satisfy Johnson's concerns, Kath showed the empty magazine to Johnson. Kath then replaced the magazine in the gun, put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger. Apparently unbeknownst to Kath, however, there was still one round in the chamber, and he died instantly from the gunshot.


That's Alec Baldwin level stupid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

223 My church is having Bible study groups and we are studying the story of Jonah. I have been told that the story of the fish swallowing Jonah is the most unbelieved miracle in the entire Bible. WTH????

Posted by: jmel at January 23, 2022 10:33 PM (bVhJi)

224 I've been looking at the arrest of Stewart Rhodes (the founder of Oath Keepers) and if it wasn't so serious it would be laughable.

They are essentially arresting someone for protesting that our government has become authoritarian and broken the compact of the Constitution. Which, by arresting him, they've proven.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)

225 >>>which involves inserting a 5cm long saline-soaked swab up a patient's bum and rotating it ...

Correction - 5 cm diameter.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 23, 2022 10:33 PM (j8ZL7)

226
We have some experience with this, IIRC. Panama used to be part of Colombia. The USA encouraged rebels to revolt, and split Panama from Colombia. As a result, we got the land to build the Panama Canal.


Like I tell people, there are Wars of necessity and Wars of convenience. We have only fought a small number of Wars of necessity. The only truly successful war of convenience it has been fought with US troops was the Mexican War.

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:33 PM (jIeMQ)

227 No idea what I can say. My heart goes out to the Doof family for their shocking and sudden loss.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 23, 2022 10:33 PM (II3Gr)

228 But it is not dangerous enough to stop travel in and out of China, or even, the worthless Olympics.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:12 PM (ESjRY)


Because stopping travel to China would be rayciss.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

229 177

How do you know she isn't, huh?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:34 PM (JfNvZ)

230 If you staple them back on, it's metal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2022 10:31 PM (VwHCD)

Ka-chunk!

AAAAuuuuggggh!

Ka-chunk!

AAAAuuuuggghh!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 23, 2022 10:34 PM (x8Wzq)

231 Uruguay

Back in the 80s, I recall reading that the Uruguayan government reportedly used dogs to rape political prisoners.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2022 10:35 PM (KFhLj)

232 223 My church is having Bible study groups and we are studying the story of Jonah. I have been told that the story of the fish swallowing Jonah is the most unbelieved miracle in the entire Bible. WTH????
Posted by: jmel at January 23, 2022 10:33 PM (bVhJi)

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I believed everything until Gepetto started the fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 10:35 PM (VxC1e)

233 Oooh, the swab got away from me. What now?

Posted by: Patient X at January 23, 2022 10:36 PM (snngm)

234 I misposted on gun thread . Minister talking about Jesus transgendering was Rev. Simon Woodman of Bloomsbury Central Baptist Church.Bloomsbury was always the center of progressivism in London and their website is very left wing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 10:36 PM (QzPUP)

235 Did she turn you into a newt?

Posted by: Monty Python at January 23, 2022 10:36 PM (jYQlA)

236 . I have been told that the story of the fish swallowing Jonah is the most unbelieved miracle in the entire Bible. WTH????
Posted by: jmel

God stopped the sun for one of the prophets for a full day. Then there's that whole immaculate conception thing, and the rising from the dead, the ascension...

But living in a big fish is the brick wall?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:36 PM (OssQ4)

237 As I presume everyone is aware by now, the government ran an exercise that basically plotted out COVID a year (?) before COVID escaped WIV.

I'm tempted to go read the exercise again to see if they talk about having an Olympics in the middle of it...but I'm guessing the exercise people couldn't guess at that level of cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)

238 Uruguay

Back in the 80s, I recall reading that the Uruguayan government reportedly used dogs to rape political prisoners.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Eesh. Oddly, I read a year or two ago that Uruguay was one of the best countries to bug out to.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 23, 2022 10:36 PM (rz+/y)

239 My job isn't really telework stuff since I still work with actual paper...I could probably grab some papers and bring them home to work on some stuff but it's not ideal. I could also take a tramadol which will stop the coughing for most of the day but then I'd be napping periodically...
I know my manager would let me...we'll see how Tuesday goes.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 10:36 PM (UUBmN)

240

I've a can of End-Dust here and I'm about to try the nipple thing...

Wish me luck!

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM (9M6+C)

241 Congratulations, Sock Monkey and Praise the Lord!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM (QzPUP)

242

NOT End-Dust, Dust-Off, dammit!

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM (9M6+C)

243
Oooh, the swab got away from me. What now?
Posted by: Patient X


"Oh, for crying' out loud -- another one!"

-- Emergency room personnel at Beijing General

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM (pNxlR)

244 225 >>>which involves inserting a 5cm long saline-soaked swab up a patient's bum and rotating it ..

I am fundamentally a bad human being, but I would think that if you 3D printed an attachment for a magic wand or Lovense domi to hold the swab...

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM (jIeMQ)

245 208Huh?

I know, right !

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM (JfNvZ)

246 MadisonTheCat just caught herself in a plastic trashbag and tore through the house and ended up under our bed

We had a cat who got tangled in a plastic bag like that. Tumbled across the floor and fell down three stairs. Happened so fast we couldn't even grasp what we had just seen. He wasn't hurt, just badly shaken. The rest of his life he was very suspicious of plastic grocery bags. Just the rustle of them would make him nervous.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 23, 2022 10:38 PM (BjGT6)

247 Did she turn you into a newt?
Posted by: Monty Python

I got better.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 10:38 PM (mD/uy)

248 Miracles 2000 years ago: coming back from the dead, healing the sick, walking on water.

Miracles now: Making your balls disappear, getting your Amazon package faster then they tell you it will arrive, getting to see up your favorite tranny's skirt (well if you are David French)

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:38 PM (ESjRY)

249 242

NOT End-Dust, Dust-Off, dammit!
Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM (9M6+C)

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End Dust would only have left your nipples with a rich warm glow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 10:38 PM (VxC1e)

250 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at January 23, 2022 10:38 PM (qAR6u)

251 Congratulations Sock Monkey!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 23, 2022 10:38 PM (/UQ/R)

252 I've always thought that whole water into wine thing was pretty cool.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 23, 2022 10:39 PM (jYQlA)

253 So, yet another Obama Administration senior Pentagon official, Michael Vickers, is in the Washington Post beating the drums for war.

Biden must show that the U.S. stands ready to support Ukraine, militarily if necessary

The United States should also support Ukrainian resistance to Russian occupation and a Russia-installed government with lethal means, to include advanced anti-armor and anti-air weapons. He also advocates doing this in Belarus. Also,

Finally, we should employ cyber and other covert means to undermine Putin's rule in Russia. It's past time to give Putin a taste of his own medicine.

Aside from the sheer amount of suffering that would be involved having a guerrilla war in a developed European country, he is curiously silent on what Putin might do in response to this. Which society and economy do you think is more vulnerable to mutual state-level cyber warfare - ours or theirs? If Putin starts sending advanced anti-armor and anti-air weapons to jihadists in Western Europe and cuts a deal with Iran to use Hezbollah to help, what do you think will happen?

These people are insane.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 23, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

254 Never, ever, point a gun at something you aren't willing to destroy.

A simple lesson that can save lives.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:39 PM (ESjRY)

255 "Oh, for crying' out loud -- another one!"

-- Emergency room personnel at Beijing General
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM (pNxlR)

Million to one shot, doc!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 23, 2022 10:39 PM (II3Gr)

256 NOT End-Dust, Dust-Off, dammit!
Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM (9M6+C)


Roger. Dust Off is light on the skids. ETA is 7 mikes.

WOP WOP WOP WOP....

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:40 PM (axyOa)

257 239 My job isn't really telework stuff since I still work with actual paper...I could probably grab some papers and bring them home to work on some stuff but it's not ideal. I could also take a tramadol which will stop the coughing for most of the day but then I'd be napping periodically...
I know my manager would let me...we'll see how Tuesday goes.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 10:36 PM (UUBmN)

Don't push yourself b/c you are still in the healing phase. I would let your manager know you'll grab paper and work from home the rest of the week.

Even if you think you're through Covid fully, the fatigue is a sign your immune system is in the toilet and you're not back to normal. So, you don't want to pick up other colds, the flu, RSV, weird bacteria, etc right now...or have the nagging cough you still have develop into something more.

At least see if a week gets you back to 95% before you try to resume your whole life again.

Posted by: Nova local at January 23, 2022 10:40 PM (exHjb)

258 144 I was sad because I had no breasts. Then I met a man with no nipples.
Posted by: Catlin Jenner at January 23, 2022 10:20 PM (vrz2I)


My dog just looked up to see why I'm laughing out loud.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

259 Jesus' greatest miracle was not calling legions of Angels down upon mankind to stop the Passion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:40 PM (4fSQf)

260 Did she turn you into a newt?
Posted by: Monty Python


"and what weighs the same as a newt?" Wait, that's not it...dammit, back in a sec...

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)

261 Putin should go on TV and ask that if he let's western gay couples "adopt" children to groom them again does he suddenly stop becoming the second coming of Hitler in the western press?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 10:41 PM (ESjRY)

262 I'm not sad for Brady though. He's still the GOAT, still rich, and still married to Giselle.

Yeah, but the poor guy only has maybe a decade remaining in his NFL career to have chances at the Super Bowl...

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 23, 2022 10:41 PM (3/XaG)

263 If I had to get prosthetic nipples I would want some that light up.

Posted by: f'd at January 23, 2022 10:41 PM (vrz2I)

264 lin-duh, you're taking D and Zinc everything?
Posted by: Blutarski
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Yep, the whole kitchen sink!
I've always had a hard time shaking coughs so this is not surprising. I asked for hydrocodone cough medicine but nope, only codeine for me which doesn't work...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 10:41 PM (UUBmN)

265 ...or Lovense domi to hold the swab...

Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2022 10:37 PM



I had to go ogle "Lovense domi"... That's some oddly specific and arcane knowledge right there!

??

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 10:41 PM (9M6+C)

266 222 FFS
Apparently, you deserve it at that point. Jeeeeezzz....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:41 PM (JfNvZ)

267 TecumsehTea @ 246- Scared her so bad she's been on my lap ever since 45 minutes ago.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2022 10:42 PM (0OP+5)

268 Endust? Well, at least you'll have lemony fresh nipples, so there's that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 23, 2022 10:42 PM (jYQlA)

269 Yeah, but the poor guy only has maybe a decade remaining in his NFL career to have chances at the Super Bowl...
Posted by: Azjaeger

Does anyone really *need* Super Bowl toe rings, though?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:42 PM (OssQ4)

270 congrats and many blessings for this new little one, Sock Monkey

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 23, 2022 10:43 PM (BjGT6)

271 Jesus' greatest miracle was not calling legions of Angels down upon mankind to stop the Passion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:40 PM (4fSQf)

It was always a possibility...."What the crap am i doing? You people suck!"... and then all of humanity vanishes.

It would only have been fair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:43 PM (6FeV1)

272 263 If I had to get prosthetic nipples I would want some that light up.
Posted by: f'd at January 23, 2022 10:41 PM (vrz2I)

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Sally Struthers says that in Third World countries kids who lose their nipples have to replace them with pencil erasers.

Won't you help?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 10:43 PM (VxC1e)

273 If I had to get prosthetic nipples I would want some that light up.
Posted by: f'd


Heard technique has a lot to do with that.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 10:43 PM (r1z5A)

274 Ya know, I know I should feel bad about that, but I just can't. I mean, he was someone's kid and all but if someone is that determined to be that GD stupid, my sympathies have someplace better to be.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2022 10:11 PM (nfrXX)

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I feel sorry for the guy who was in the room with him.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2022 10:44 PM (Q8bDL)

275 225 >>>which involves inserting a 5cm long saline-soaked swab up a patient's bum and rotating it ...

Correction - 5 cm diameter.
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 23, 2022 10:33 PM (j8ZL7)

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They want to make sure they don't brake it off.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 10:44 PM (Wj/z9)

276 Sally Struthers says that in Third World countries kids who lose their nipples have to replace them with pencil erasers.

Won't you help?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 10:43 PM (VxC1e)


**cues up sad music**

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:44 PM (axyOa)

277 It would only have been fair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:43 PM (6FeV1

Which makes it all the more miraculous.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:44 PM (4fSQf)

278 If I had to get prosthetic nipples I would want some that light up.

Posted by: f'd at January 23, 2022 10:41 PM (vrz2I)

and that would be new wave. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

279 We have the technology. We can rebuild him.

... The Six Million Bhat Man

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:45 PM (6FeV1)

280 If I had to get prosthetic nipples I would want some that light up.
Posted by: f'd

Addressable RGB. Gamer nipples!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:45 PM (OssQ4)

281 Does anyone really *need* Super Bowl toe rings, though?

If the NFL gets any woker, pretty soon they will be Super Bowl earrings. Not manly pirate ones either, but darling dangly ones or big hoops

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 23, 2022 10:46 PM (3/XaG)

282 The idea of laser nipples intrigues me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 10:46 PM (VxC1e)

283 When they make bionic nipples that shoot .22 caliber rounds like in Austin Powers, call me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:46 PM (4fSQf)

284 Hordelings -- I am overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and support on nearly every thread today. I logged off before the EMT ended, then read through comments on today's threads a little while ago. I've seen prayers and love from regulars, COBs, and even a few lurkers.

I could never mention everyone by name - but please know that I noticed every one of you and I truly thank you from the bottom of my broken heart.

My sons and I have been surrounded by family and friends constantly since our world was shattered yesterday morning. Neighbors and some families from my younger son's high school have brought us so much food that my freezer is about to bust. The love is amazing.

I treasure the Horde more than ever. I will need to keep busy, so just try to keep my away from this year's MoMes. Much love to the Horde!!

Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2022 10:46 PM (mZUr4)

285 I'd make one nipple a usb drive, one nipple a bottle opener, and the other just a plain old nipple.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:47 PM (6FeV1)

286 Does anyone really *need* Super Bowl toe rings, though?

He needs a Super Bowl nose ring so Giselle will have somewhere to tie the leader rope.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 10:47 PM (SchxB)

287 Update on patient with lost swab-it has been found and removed . We also found three 10mm sockets up there.

Posted by: Dr. Ching Chow at January 23, 2022 10:47 PM (snngm)

288 I'd make one nipple a usb drive, one nipple a bottle opener, and the other just a plain old nipple.

Three? That's completely normal. Yes.

Posted by: Chandler Bing at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (ESjRY)

289 Lord bless you and your family, Doof.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (x8Wzq)

290 Got Questions Biblical website on Jonah and the big fish. It's interesting if you're interested in this sort of thing:

https://tinyurl.com/4jr82h6x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (QzPUP)

291 This Ukraine bullshit is getting out of hand. Nothing like a weekend of the talking heads all trying to out shrill each other. And come tomorrow the political idiots start up.
And don't forget Adam Schiff is the chair of the damn House Intel Committee. That alone kind of says it all.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (axyOa)

292 Doof, I'm so glad you could find a moment to check in. We treasure you and will keep you in our prayers.

Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (6RgRK)

293 The idea of laser nipples intrigues me.
Posted by: Cicero

I've got the power pasties and I know how to use them!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (mD/uy)

294 And then, I almost spilled beer on my pistol. ALMOST. What a freakin' moron..... but, thankfully. It did not happen. I guess I better just put it away...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (JfNvZ)

295
Feel the love, Doof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (/U27+)

296 Doof, my every sympathy.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 10:49 PM (r1z5A)

297 I treasure the Horde more than ever. I will need to keep busy, so just try to keep my away from this year's MoMes. Much love to the Horde!!
Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2022 10:46 PM (mZUr4)

We love you man. We're all here for you in whatever capacity you need us for. It's a great loss and with it comes great pain. Our thoughts and prayers won't fix it but I pray they might help elevate you just a little bit my friend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:49 PM (4fSQf)

298 Guys don't need nipples. Just tattoo nipples on him.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 10:49 PM (z8oRC)

299 Love and prayers to you, Doof.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 10:49 PM (QzPUP)

300 Taqiyyologist @ 280- Now I'm seeing the lightshow from The Waitresses Christmas Song.

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (0OP+5)

301 If you are going to get prosthetic nipples, get 'em with little mouths and tongues. So they can kiss back.

Posted by: zombie h.r. giger at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (KFhLj)

302 "We also found three 10mm sockets up there."

Was it a Titlest?

Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (jYQlA)

303 Doof, I can't imagine how shattered you and your family must be. Trust God.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (VxC1e)

304 I saw the Chicago Transit Authority open for Jimi Hendrix.

Posted by: Theodore at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (GJnvT)

305 If I don't have nipples, how do I know if it's cold outside?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (4fSQf)

306 The Jonah story makes sense when you realize the whale was an alien submarine.

Posted by: G. Tsoukalos at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (vrz2I)

307 Still waiting on a valid geopolitical reason why Ukraine is our problem. All I've gotten thus far is Team Brandon's asshoe squad baiting Russia into threatening other countries that are actual NATO members.

Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (UewuT)

308 Congrats on the new grandson Sock Monkey!

Posted by: cfo mom at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (Q8bDL)

309 Update on patient with lost swab-it has been found and removed . We also found three 10mm sockets up there.
Posted by: Dr. Ching Chow


One just never knows where a dropped socket will show up.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 10:51 PM (r1z5A)

310 246 My sister had her cat jump into the dryer when she stopped loading it to answer the door. Came back, threw in the rest of the laundry, shut the door, started the cycle. walked away.
Weird thumps and noises ensued.
She got the cat out, uninjured, but had to move the litter box out of the laundry room. Cat won't go in there anymore.

Posted by: boynsea at January 23, 2022 10:51 PM (sshap)

311 I can't even imagine it, Doof. Sympathies and prayers and do your best to hang in there. You will all be together again eventually.

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 23, 2022 10:51 PM (3/XaG)

312 307 Still waiting on a valid geopolitical reason why Ukraine is our problem. All I've gotten thus far is Team Brandon's asshoe squad baiting Russia into threatening other countries that are actual NATO members.
Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (UewuT)


I still have cash over there.

Posted by: Brandon's Crack Smoking Son at January 23, 2022 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

313 Curiosity may not kill the cat but it will definitely scare the crap out of them.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 10:52 PM (z8oRC)

314 Eromero
Awww. Well, she'll calm down and then probably stroll out with that look they get that says "I totally meant to do that."

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 23, 2022 10:52 PM (BjGT6)

315 Got Questions Biblical website on Jonah and the big fish. It's interesting if you're interested in this sort of thing:

https://tinyurl.com/4jr82h6x
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (QzPUP)
***

Nice Fenelon.
Dumb joke from my Sunday school days:
What was the last thing Jonah said?
How they biting?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:52 PM (axyOa)

316 May the peace of the Lord be with you and your family.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2022 10:52 PM (U2p+3)

317 The Jonah story makes sense when you realize the whale was an alien submarine.

Mexican cocaine smugglers in the biblical era Mediterranean? It's more common than you think.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 10:52 PM (SchxB)

318 Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:48 PM (JfNvZ)

Alcohol and firearms simply do not mix. The Hoppes completely overwhelms whatever maltiness you might have had in the beer no matter what you try to do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:52 PM (6FeV1)

319 Horde.. I'm done in. That Chiefs Bills game wore my ass out. I'm gonna post something tomorrow about a possible MO MoMe. Please email if you are interested. Jewells 45 at yahoo dot com.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 23, 2022 10:53 PM (nxdel)

320 Sock Monkey, it is so great to have some good news, congratulations to you and your family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:53 PM (hOUT3)

321 "I'm bailing the hay...."

-- Styx, first draft.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus


Sheep Loves Ewe ...

Posted by: The Beatles ... at January 23, 2022 10:53 PM (okV1R)

322 I cant wait to see American troops prance into the Ukraine in their high heels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 10:53 PM (VxC1e)

323 Doof, much love to you, brother.

Fen, excellent link on Jonah. Very interesting.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:54 PM (OssQ4)

324 Thanks for the ONT, MisHum

Every place has its beauty. The top pic shows a place I would like to visit, but I want to live around water and forested mountains.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 10:54 PM (IDhUW)

325 Horde.. I'm done in. That Chiefs Bills game wore my ass out. I'm gonna post something tomorrow about a possible MO MoMe. Please email if you are interested. Jewells 45 at yahoo dot com.

Last time I went to MO I came home with the 'rona.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 10:54 PM (SchxB)

326 {{{doof}}}

Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 10:54 PM (UUBmN)

327 "We also found three 10mm sockets up there."

Was it a Titlest?
Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (jYQlA)

Harbor Freight.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (6FeV1)

328 jmel @223

The book of Jonah is a wonderful piece of ancient Hebrew literature. But it is clearly satire. Knowing this does not conflict with the Bible's authenticity. In fact, knowing how sophisticated the Biblical authors were just adds to the richness of the Bible.

https://tinyurl.com/n9jah963

So yes, the fish (NOT whale) story never likely even happened.

Posted by: parsimony at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (X1xq4)

329 Maybe the son of the Malibu scrunt isn't deak and mute; maybe he just can't get a word in edgewise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (P3gRi)

330 Loose Nips Sink Ships.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (9sjiB)

331 Doof!
You know, YOU KNOW, we love you, babe.
For me, my best to you. My heart really does hurt for you, buddy.
Stick around. We can always help you heal.
Love ya, darlin'...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (JfNvZ)

332 Doof, please check in when you can. When my son passed Teh Horde had my back. We'll do no less for you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (SchxB)

333 Still waiting on a valid geopolitical reason why Ukraine is our problem. All I've gotten thus far is Team Brandon's asshoe squad baiting Russia into threatening other countries that are actual NATO members.
Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (UewuT)


Have you ever really thought about the unlimited graft possibilities in a war?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)

334 They can't fight for shit but their outfits are superb. - General Bearclaw

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (4fSQf)

335 Thanks for the ONT.

Never heard of the fetish of spraying deodorant on your own nipples.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 10:56 PM (dNqv+)

336 I cant wait to see American troops prance into the Ukraine in their high heels.
Posted by: Cicero

Fresh off rusty ships.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 10:56 PM (OssQ4)

337 Door. My sympathies. Prayed for you and your boys during Mass this morning. So happy you have family to help you. Take care of yourself and your sons.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 23, 2022 10:56 PM (2NHgQ)

338 If you staple them back on, it's metal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2022 10:31 PM (VwHCD)


If you use tungsten staples, it's...

*i'm gonna go ahead and say it -- heavy metal*

So. My mom is in the hospital with the coof and pneumonia. Still in the ER, but moving to more regular room soon. Hard headed woman made me wait 9 days before she let me call her an ambulance.

This morning, I woke her and said "You're an ambulance". She didn't get it. I gotta say, 2022 is trying to make me look back fondly at 2021.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 10:56 PM (F0YaR)

339 If you are going to get prosthetic nipples, get 'em with little mouths and tongues. So they can kiss back.
Posted by: zombie h.r. giger at January 23, 2022 10:50 PM (KFhLj)


Naaa dude. Get the eyes. You know, the ones that follow anyone who's looking.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:56 PM (axyOa)

340 I've added you and your family to my prayers as well, Doof. So many people mourning right now. May God wrap His arms around you in ways that you will recognize His love and care.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 23, 2022 10:57 PM (BjGT6)

341 Have you ever really thought about the unlimited graft possibilities in a war?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)

Have you ever really thought about certain *other* possibilities during a war?

Posted by: Zombie V.I. Lenin at January 23, 2022 10:57 PM (6FeV1)

342 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 10:56 PM (F0YaR)

Well done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ In Memorium: Absent Friends and Companions at January 23, 2022 10:57 PM (hOUT3)

343 Doof not Door.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 23, 2022 10:58 PM (2NHgQ)

344 Naaa dude. Get the eyes. You know, the ones that follow anyone who's looking.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:56 PM (axyOa)

"My eyes are up *here*!"

"No they're not."

"Oh right. Crap!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:58 PM (6FeV1)

345 "Never heard of the fetish of spraying deodorant on your own nipples.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

They were out of cream cheese.

Posted by: Guy with no nips at January 23, 2022 10:58 PM (vrz2I)

346 Doof, I am so glad you have your boys there. I don't know what I would have done without my sons.
Some of us are in Maryland. I think that is where you are. If we can be of help, send me an email via my nic.
Just know you are not alone.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 10:58 PM (Y+l9t)

347 335 Thanks for the ONT.

Never heard of the fetish of spraying deodorant on your own nipples.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 10:56 PM (dNqv+)


You're welcome.

Neither had I. But I thought it was good ONT stuff considering all of the bad news out there.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

348 Maher is a weathercock.
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2022 10:04 PM (V13WU)

If he were an undecided tranny, he'd be a whethercock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 10:59 PM (P3gRi)

349 How about nipples that dispense your favorite beverage? Left one does coke. Right one Jack Daniels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:59 PM (4fSQf)

350 Doof, I am so sorry for your loss. I just can't imagine how hard this must be. I'm glad to hear you have so many supportive people around you. Our thoughts and prayers are with you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 23, 2022 10:59 PM (II3Gr)

351 Some day when we meet up yonder we'll walk hand in hand again.....

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2022 10:59 PM (0OP+5)

352 She got the cat out, uninjured, but had to move the litter box out of the laundry room. Cat won't go in there anymore.
boynsea at January 23, 2022

I'm sorry, glad the cat was ok, but that is too funny.
We always say cats have high entertainment value.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 23, 2022 11:00 PM (BjGT6)

353 Update on patient with lost swab-it has been found and removed . We also found three 10mm sockets up there.

Posted by: Dr. Ching Chow at January 23, 2022 10:47 PM (snngm)


No one needs 3 10mm sockets.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 23, 2022 11:00 PM (F0YaR)

354 So very sorry for your loss, Doof.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 23, 2022 11:00 PM (wBpKf)

355 If he were an undecided tranny, he'd be a whethercock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If he were John Wayne Babbitt, he'd be a whithercock.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 11:00 PM (OssQ4)

356 Prayers up for Doof and his family. Such an unexpected lost at only 50.

While life goes on this past year has sucked entirely. Lost Jo, my MIL in Mar. We couldn't have a service because of the CCCP flu. Her husband of 67 yrs, Jerry was hoping for the service, canceled. He then died Oct. 31.

I'm tired of losing people I love, just stop.

Then friends here, like redci4i, Tami and Oregon Muse. This is getting too much. Of course a while back it was a blow to here of Chavez the Hugo dying, I had met him and the Mrs. in person, such nice folks. Oh there was some dude there named Mis Hum, before he came to fame as a cogblogger. And I got to dance w/ the lovely donna&&&&, what a treat. We had such fun.

And then my musical rock and roll dude Meat just up and died at 74, so sad. This is the way life goes. As Meat Loaf always said at the end of his concerts...
from my heart to your soul, never stop rocking...

Posted by: Farmer, at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (55Qr6)

357 Cousins cat was in the washer not the dryer. Not a happy ending.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (2NHgQ)

358 Doof - votive candles were lit this morning for your dear wife. To have to tell your children that Mom has passed is the most gut wrenching thing ever. It's all like a nightmare. Hang in there buddy.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (mD/uy)

359 ...Left one does coke. Right one Jack Daniels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 10:59 PM



Left - vodka, right - moar vodka...

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (WLchC)

360 Last time I went to MO I came home with the 'rona.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 10:54 PM (SchxB)


Did you bring home enough for everybody?

Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (6RgRK)

361 If he were John Wayne Babbitt, he'd be a whithercock.

Probably time to cut this off.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (SchxB)

362 You know, it brings up a question: if you lost a nipple(s), as a dude would you bother with reconstructive surgery?

In this case, maybe, because it is kind of a retarded reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (dNqv+)

363 I'd trade both nipples to have my arm back for just one day.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (VxC1e)

364 Did you bring home enough for everybody?

I sure did! Want some?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 11:02 PM (SchxB)

365 361 If he were John Wayne Babbitt, he'd be a whithercock.

Probably time to cut this off.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (SchxB)

It's too late to nip it in the bud

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2022 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

366 If he were an undecided tranny, he'd be a whethercock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 10:59 PM (P3gRi)

If he was a transitioned tranny he would be a wither(?) cock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:02 PM (dNqv+)

367 So yes, the fish (NOT whale) story never likely even happened.
parsimony at January 23,

What about Jesus talking about this event as if it were real, then?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 23, 2022 11:02 PM (BjGT6)

368 360 Blanco, I do hope you recovered well. I was trying to be funny, but it would not be funny if there were lingering issues. I apologize if that is the case.

Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2022 11:02 PM (6RgRK)

369 If he was a regretful transitioned tranny he would be a wither(?) cock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:03 PM (dNqv+)

370

Has anyone ever found a fastener that requires a 16mm socket or spanner?

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:03 PM (WLchC)

371 Doof, sentcha a very brief and concise email.

All my sympathies, sir. I'm glad your sons and family are there, it is as it should be, then.

Your Hordian family is here, too. Anything you need, just holler. Much love, brother. And many, many prayers.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2022 11:03 PM (QzJWU)

372 285 I'd make one nipple a usb drive, one nipple a bottle opener, and the other just a plain old nipple.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 10:47 PM (6FeV1)


Well, while they're at it, you could have them do something cool with your belly button.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 23, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)

373 I'd trade both nipples to have my arm back for just one day.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (VxC1e)

Deal.

Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at January 23, 2022 11:04 PM (6FeV1)

374 I sure did! Want some?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 11:02 PM (SchxB)


We already got our share. Hate to be piggy.

Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2022 11:04 PM (6RgRK)

375 Blanco, I do hope you recovered well. I was trying to be funny, but it would not be funny if there were lingering issues. I apologize if that is the case.

No apology needed.

I have developed an aversion to wearing masks. It's like I have a subconscious voice telling me, "They don't work!" Other than that, I'm good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 11:04 PM (SchxB)

376 Has anyone ever found a fastener that requires a 16mm socket or spanner?
Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:03 PM (WLchC

Oil plug on an AMC straight six

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 11:05 PM (6FeV1)

377 370

Has anyone ever found a fastener that requires a 16mm socket or spanner?
Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:03 PM (WLchC


No, but that won't stop me from buying one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 11:05 PM (4fSQf)

378 What about Jesus talking about this event as if it were real, then?
Posted by: TecumsehTea

Oh, Jesus was just stolen from Greek and Babylonian mythology. Easy. He wasn't real either.

/sarc, and shaking my head

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 11:05 PM (OssQ4)

379 Oh, Jesus was just stolen from Greek and Babylonian mythology. Easy. He wasn't real either.

/sarc, and shaking my head
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 11:05 PM (OssQ4)

Testify!

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at January 23, 2022 11:07 PM (6FeV1)

380 Just a quick announcement before I head to bed. I'm planning a MiniMoMe on the 26th of March on the west side of Houston. I'm hoping to see some of y'all there. You can click on the link to email me to get details. There's also a link in the sidebar.

Posted by: Cybersmythe - SE Texas MiniMoMe March 26 at January 23, 2022 11:07 PM (ezpv1)

381 No, but that won't stop me from buying one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2022 11:05 PM



You can have my collection: sockets in 6- and 12-pt, open and box-end wrenches -- Craftsman!

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:07 PM (WLchC)

382 I have developed an aversion to wearing masks. It's like I have a subconscious voice telling me, "They don't work!" Other than that, I'm good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 23, 2022 11:04 PM (SchxB)


We had been directly exposed multiple times and did not catch it until my husband was exposed at an event with universal mandatory masking. Bunch of people got sick. It was a super-spreader.

Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2022 11:08 PM (6RgRK)

383

I may have a the deep sockets, too...

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:09 PM (WLchC)

384 Roger. Dust Off is light on the skids. ETA is 7 mikes.

WOP WOP WOP WOP....

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2022 10:40 PM (axyOa)

Flew on some U.S. dust off missions with my counterpart, acting as interpreter, to pick up some fucked up Vietnamese soldiers. Dropped them off at 3rd Field just south of Saigon. They were grateful. Don't mean to bring the tone down. Just a bit morose tonight.

Posted by: New Orleans Saints at January 23, 2022 11:09 PM (AmoqO)

385 I will note that after you shave your goatee off, wearing a mask while walking across a parking lot in sub zero temperatures is not worse than the alternative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:10 PM (dNqv+)

386
I gotta say, 2022 is trying to make me look back fondly at 2021.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Wait until you get a load of ME!

Posted by: 2023 at January 23, 2022 11:10 PM (63Dwl)

387 New Orleans Saints = Javems. Shouldn't do socks.

Posted by: New Orleans Saints at January 23, 2022 11:11 PM (AmoqO)

388 Oh, Jesus was just stolen from Greek and Babylonian mythology. Easy. He wasn't real either.

GREEK HOMOS STOLE OUR JESUS!!!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 23, 2022 11:11 PM (II3Gr)

389 If you give away your 16mm sockets you are bound to need them later. I've used them from time to time but don't recall on what.

Posted by: f'd at January 23, 2022 11:11 PM (vrz2I)

390 Goldie Hawn looks good for her age. That will be Kat Kimpf in 50 years.

Posted by: Theodore at January 23, 2022 11:11 PM (GJnvT)

391 385 I will note that after you shave your goatee off, wearing a mask while walking across a parking lot in sub zero temperatures is not worse than the alternative.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:10 PM (dNqv+)

People in the Before Times used to wear a thing called a "scarf". Or so i hear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 11:11 PM (6FeV1)

392 This news report reads like the opening of a Michael Crichton novel. You know those monkeys that the CDC was transporting and that escaped from a truck? We'll, they euthanized 3 of them and are now monitoring local residents for cold like symptoms.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 11:12 PM (Y+l9t)

393 I treasure the Horde more than ever. I will need to keep busy, so just try to keep my away from this year's MoMes. Much love to the Horde!!
Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2022 10:46 PM (mZUr4)

Thank you, Doof, for the update. We're all thinking of you.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 23, 2022 11:12 PM (mdjgu)

394 329 Maybe the son of the Malibu scrunt isn't deak and mute; maybe he just can't get a word in edgewise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 10:55 PM (P3gRi)

Maybe he can't talk after being kicked in the balls. Apparently that's her thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2022 11:12 PM (eKvjl)

395 So,I spent a couple of minutes explaining that I am very responsible with my weapons. Then, lost my post. Still a damn moron...good damn grief...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 11:12 PM (JfNvZ)

396 And don't forget Adam Schiff is the chair of the damn House Intel Committee. That alone kind of says it all.

I've been promised a hot Ukrainian girlfriend if I can get a war started!

Posted by: Adam Schiff, Traitor! at January 23, 2022 11:12 PM (I2/tG)

397 ...That will be Kat Kimpf in 50 years.

Posted by: Theodore at January 23, 2022 11:11 PM



There's a great many fine miles left on that odometer!

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:13 PM (WLchC)

398 Dumb

Posted by: Javems at January 23, 2022 11:13 PM (AmoqO)

399 How do you know she's a witch?
Posted by: Monty Python at January 23, 2022 10:25 PM (jYQlA)

She weighs the same as a DUKW?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 11:13 PM (P3gRi)

400 Aerosmith -- Seasons Of Wither

https://youtu.be/YvXSlEnFQDA

*I have no idea what the lyrics refer to, other than sex possibly* **okay, probably**

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:14 PM (F0YaR)

401 378-Taq ( I can't type out your whole nic because I'd get it wrong. This guy who does Christian apologetics has a whole section on "Jesus was a copycat God"

https://tinyurl.com/2p9apkak


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:14 PM (d1x9z)

402 Congratulations to Sock Monkey

Condolences to Doof

Health wishes to lin-duh

Someone please take the End Dust from Zettai!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 11:14 PM (IDhUW)

403 You know what this country needs right now is a pointless gesture. Hands Across America 2 anyone?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2022 11:15 PM (KFhLj)

404 I've been promised a hot Ukrainian girlfriend if I can get a war started!

NO ADAM I WILL NOT DO THE PEGGING TO YOU!

Posted by: Some Poor Ukranian Woman at January 23, 2022 11:16 PM (ESjRY)

405 So,I spent a couple of minutes explaining that I am very responsible with my weapons. Then, lost my post. Still a damn moron...good damn grief...
Posted by: COMountainMarie


Deep breathes...feel the calm wash over you. Then say "fuck it" and pour yourself a drink.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 11:16 PM (r1z5A)

406 This is not exactly a MoMe, but there will be Morons there on Saturday.

Link in nic.

Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 23, 2022 11:16 PM (6RgRK)

407 You know what this country needs right now is a pointless gesture. Hands Across America 2 anyone?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


YEESSSS!!! Lemme grab my "WIN" button!!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 11:17 PM (r1z5A)

408 Alexander Vindman: "We're About To Have The Largest War in Europe Since World War Two"

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Alexander Vindman! at January 23, 2022 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

409 You know what this country needs right now is a pointless gesture. Hands Across America 2 anyone?

I would give 4Chan so much credit if they could get the Karenwaffen behind this. Masked and clot-shotted (clot-shit?) to make sure everyone is safe of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 11:17 PM (ESjRY)

410 People in the Before Times used to wear a thing called a "scarf". Or so i hear.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 11:11 PM (6FeV1)

I actually have a gaiter in the car, but always forget to take it inside. I still feel like a retard wearing the mask walking to the car, but an idiot with a slightly warmer face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:17 PM (dNqv+)

411 . Hands Across America 2 anyone?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2022 11:15 PM (KFhLj)

Just me in a car, you riding shotgun with your hand out the window, and 300- million-odd people lined up coast to coast for history's longest sustained stooge-slap.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 11:17 PM (6FeV1)

412 Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 11:12 PM (Y+l9t)

I can only imagine where this country would be right now if we didn't have competent TOP.PERSONS at every level of the US and State governments.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 23, 2022 11:17 PM (hOUT3)

413 403 You know what this country needs right now is a pointless gesture. Hands Across America 2 anyone?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2022 11:15 PM (KFhLj)

Live Aid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:18 PM (dNqv+)

414
You know what this country needs right now is a pointless gesture. Hands Across America 2 anyone?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Farm Aid XXV

Posted by: John Mellonhead at January 23, 2022 11:18 PM (63Dwl)

415 You know what this country needs right now is a pointless gesture. Hands Across America 2 anyone?


Drinking coca-cola and singing in perfect harmony.

Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2022 11:19 PM (9sjiB)

416 I never really understood the expression " colder than a witches teat " although I assume it's quite an old phrase and has to do with witches having coven gatherings outside, but women in earlier times spent a lot of time outside and it's not as if they had central heating.





Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:20 PM (hHFDS)

417 Live Aid.

No, no, no Live Aid was great. Without all that money I don't know what I would have done.

Posted by: Mengistu Haile Mariam at January 23, 2022 11:20 PM (ESjRY)

418 This news report reads like the opening of a Michael Crichton novel. You know those monkeys that the CDC was transporting and that escaped from a truck? We'll, they euthanized 3 of them and are now monitoring local residents for cold like symptoms.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 11:12 PM (Y+l9t)


I wonder if they are also concerned about sudden bleeding from every orifice?

I'm, er, asking for a friend.

-- Doof, deepest sympathies for your loss. --

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:20 PM (F0YaR)

419 Kool-aid

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 11:20 PM (Y+l9t)

420 You know what this country needs right now is a pointless gesture. Hands Across America 2 anyone?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Farm Aid XXV
Posted by: John Mellonhead at January 23, 2022 11:18 PM (63Dwl)

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Whatever happened to Big Mike holding up a cardboard sign with a sad look on her face?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 11:20 PM (VxC1e)

421 Parents, ask your children if there are litterboxes in their school.

Remind me not to look up when visiting Yokohama.

Real men don't wash feet? Jesus begs to differ.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 23, 2022 11:21 PM (IDhUW)

422 but women in earlier times spent a lot of time outside and it's not as if they had central heating.

Witches needed to perform their ceremonies "skyclad" or so the warlocks told the cuter witches...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 11:21 PM (ESjRY)

423 395

Meant for a response to 218...just being a wise ass..you are absolutely correct. Never mix!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 11:21 PM (JfNvZ)

424 416 I never really understood the expression " colder than a witches teat " although I assume it's quite an old phrase and has to do with witches having coven gatherings outside, but women in earlier times spent a lot of time outside and it's not as if they had central heating.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:20 PM (hHFDS)

My guess Fen is the expression derived something like 'colder that a witches breast', which could be the idea that their hearts are barren, empty and cold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:21 PM (dNqv+)

425 You know what this country needs right now is a pointless gesture. Hands Across America 2 anyone?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Band Aid - Do they know it's Christmas?

NO! You asshoes - most of them are Muslim. Sheesh.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 11:21 PM (mD/uy)

426 One thing is for sure, whether that fish coughed him up or not After that fish coughed him up Jonah got his act together.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 11:21 PM (Wj/z9)

427 FenelonSpoke
You aren't usually on here so late.
Copied that link you just posted about Jesus being a copycat god. Saving it to read when I'm not so tired.
I'm mostly a lurker but I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate your comments and presence on AOSHQ

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 23, 2022 11:22 PM (BjGT6)

428 NO! You asshoes - most of them are Muslim. Sheesh.

I had a Jewish friend that demanded to know why I didn't send her a Christmas card.

Have to say I was at a loss for words for a minute over that one.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 11:22 PM (ESjRY)

429 What this country needs is a good 10 cent affirmation bracelet.

Posted by: f'd at January 23, 2022 11:22 PM (vrz2I)

430 I can eat 50 Jonahs.

Posted by: Cool Hand Fish at January 23, 2022 11:22 PM (9sjiB)

431 I hadn't thought of that , Aetius. That makes sense.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:22 PM (hHFDS)

432 416 I never really understood the expression " colder than a witches teat " although I assume it's quite an old phrase and has to do with witches having coven gatherings outside, but women in earlier times spent a lot of time outside and it's not as if they had central heating.





Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:20 PM (hHFDS)

A Christian mother would feed her babies, a witch not so much.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2022 11:22 PM (eKvjl)

433

Witches needed to perform their ceremonies "skyclad" or so the warlocks told the cuter witches...


That actually makes sense.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 11:23 PM (Y+l9t)

434 Samantha's tits weren't cold, I'll tell you that right now.

Posted by: Dick York at January 23, 2022 11:23 PM (VxC1e)

435 What does this country need? Well, I know...

Posted by: Sam Adams, the patriot not the company at January 23, 2022 11:23 PM (ESjRY)

436 The only positive thing I can see here is that since the senior military has already demonstrated that they are not required to obey the lawful orders issued by a duly elected CinC (President Trump), thus individual soldiers should be able to refuse to obey and orders issued by an illegitimately and fraudulently "elected" CinC (pResident Biden) thus they can and should refuse to get involved in any military activity in the Ukraine!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (hOUT3)

437 ...women in earlier times spent a lot of time outside and it's not as if they had central heating.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:20 PM



The 'cold' is metaphorical... It's in acknowledgement of the belief that witches were not noted as being particularly nubile...

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (FF4Wm)

438 405

Excellent advice. I'll give it a go

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (JfNvZ)

439 431 I hadn't thought of that , Aetius. That makes sense.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:22 PM (hHFDS)

I have no idea if true, just made sense to me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (dNqv+)

440 Only 'Fish' that could have swallowed Jonah was a Sperm Whale. And only one that could have vomited him out.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (z8oRC)

441 Fen. Rest of the expression is that the witch is in high flight. So very cold air at a high altitude.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (2NHgQ)

442 thus they can and should refuse to get involved in any military activity in the Ukraine!

That's cute that you think that!

Now, do we execute the ones that won't go to the front lines first, or the ones that won't get the clot shot?

Posted by: The Current Military leadership at January 23, 2022 11:25 PM (ESjRY)

443 Only 'Fish' that could have swallowed Jonah was a Sperm Whale. And only one that could have vomited him out.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (z8oRC)

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My money is on a really big puffer fish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 11:25 PM (VxC1e)

444 I could easily fill ten posts to the character limit with my volcanic, unslakeable loathing for that damnable "feed the world" song.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 11:25 PM (6FeV1)

445 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (hOUT3)

Is it wrong that on the one hand I almost hope they have been successful on purging conservative and capable members of the military?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:25 PM (dNqv+)

446 I blame most of our ills on legalized pot. Stuck behind some asshole driving 20 miles an hour because he's too stoned to know he's barely moving and he just doesn't care. Dudes living with earbuds in 24/7 and NEVER socialized to begin with. That coupled with the psychopaths like the Bidens and the Obamas and it really seems like the end times.

But of course, we continue to soldier on.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2022 11:25 PM (eKvjl)

447 Samantha's tits weren't cold, I'll tell you that right now.
Posted by: Dick York


I sure as hell wouldn't know.

Posted by: Dick Sargent at January 23, 2022 11:26 PM (r1z5A)

448 Only 'Fish' that could have swallowed Jonah was a Sperm Whale. And only one that could have vomited him out.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (z8oRC)

Groupers seem to get very large too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ)

449

I believe the 'in-a-brass-bra bit' is a later addition,
for comedic effect...

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:26 PM (FF4Wm)

450 Is it wrong that on the one hand I almost hope they have been successful on purging conservative and capable members of the military?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:25 PM (dNqv+)

Not from where I'm standing. They may not be promoting the unwoke, but the non-coms are all real Americans, else the military wouldn't work at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 23, 2022 11:26 PM (eKvjl)

451 I just want to point out that you are leaving off an important portion of the legend --

colder than a witch's titties in a brass bra[b/].

*see Drawing A*

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:26 PM (F0YaR)

452 I blame most of our ills on legalized pot. Stuck behind some asshole driving 20 miles an hour because he's too stoned to know he's barely moving and he just doesn't care.

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TEXTING BEHIND THE WHEEL KILLS!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 11:27 PM (VxC1e)

453 Have to say I was at a loss for words for a minute over that one.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2022 11:22 PM (ESjRY

Make sure you send her one on Easter, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 11:27 PM (6FeV1)

454 Doof I can usually be very wordy but I'm out of them. You are my brother here and if you need to reach out to someone let me know and we will get in touch. I am just beside myself over this terrible news. Love you, man. I'm so so sorry. It goes without saying you and your family are in my prayers.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2022 11:27 PM (dscaa)

455 They euthanized the monkeys they couldn't catch with rifles.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 11:27 PM (Wj/z9)

456 Just read about Gonzaga suspending John Stockton's season tickets because he refuses to wear a mask to games. He also is against vax mandates. I knew I liked him way back when for some reason even though I was never a Utah fan. ( couldn't say Jazz because I liked them in New Orleans)

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:27 PM (z8oRC)

457 427-Thanks TT. That's kind of you . I am usually asleep by now but I came back from church, made lunch and then fell asleep for an hour so now I am awake. Yay me! I have to get up at 5:30. You will have a lot of reading if you read all that but I like that guy. He is very thorough.I am glad you are lurking less

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:28 PM (+q75v)

458 452 I blame most of our ills on legalized pot. Stuck behind some asshole driving 20 miles an hour because he's too stoned to know he's barely moving and he just doesn't care.

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TEXTING BEHIND THE WHEEL KILLS!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 11:27 PM (VxC1e)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:28 PM (dNqv+)

459 456 Just read about Gonzaga suspending John Stockton's season tickets because he refuses to wear a mask to games. He also is against vax mandates. I knew I liked him way back when for some reason even though I was never a Utah fan. ( couldn't say Jazz because I liked them in New Orleans)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:27 PM (z8oRC)

He was talented and kept his mouth completely shut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:28 PM (dNqv+)

460 Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 10:36 PM (UUBmN)

Be really careful. It's easy to develop bacterial pneumonia by doing too much after flu anyway, and I've heard it's a definite problem with Xi-micron as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 23, 2022 11:29 PM (nC+QA)

461 Barrel?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:29 PM (F0YaR)

462 Is it wrong that on the one hand I almost hope they have been successful on purging conservative and capable members of the military?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:25 PM (dNqv+)


That is a tough one. I would almost like to see the First Transgender Intersectional Equity Brigade go up against the Spetsnaz!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 23, 2022 11:29 PM (hOUT3)

463 I treasure the Horde more than ever. I will need to keep busy, so just try to keep my away from this year's MoMes. Much love to the Horde!!
Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2022 10:46 PM (mZUr4)

Please accept my condolences, Doof, on the sudden passing of your sweet wife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 11:29 PM (P3gRi)

464
Only 'Fish' that could have swallowed Jonah was a Sperm Whale. And only one that could have vomited him out.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter


A giant grouper. Or groupie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl)

465 That is a tough one. I would almost like to see the First Transgender Intersectional Equity Brigade go up against the Spetsnaz!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 23, 2022 11:29 PM (hOUT3)

The first recorded combat fatality from laughing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 11:30 PM (6FeV1)

466 My money is on a really big puffer fish.
Posted by: Cicero

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I heard you call for me.

Posted by: Veep Throat at January 23, 2022 11:30 PM (mD/uy)

467 461 Barrel?
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:29 PM (F0YaR)

I am assuming the close tags in your nic got it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:30 PM (dNqv+)

468 GnuBreed - if you're still around: I know religion/faith isn't your thing but I will pray for your mom unless you would prefer I did not. I am sorry she is having these problems. My mother hated doctors too and it makes it hard when they can be stubborn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:30 PM (mUOnp)

469 Deepest condolences, Doof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:31 PM (dNqv+)

470 Bite me, barrel. Pixy RULEZ!

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:31 PM (F0YaR)

471 466 My money is on a really big puffer fish.
Posted by: Cicero

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I heard you call for me.
Posted by: Veep Throat at January 23, 2022 11:30 PM (mD/uy)

He didn't say sucker fish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:31 PM (dNqv+)

472 thus individual soldiers should be able to refuse to obey and orders issued by an illegitimately and fraudulently "elected" CinC (pResident Biden) thus they can and should refuse to get involved in any military activity in the Ukraine!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~
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A comrade it doesn't work that way.

Remember the soldier that wouldn't wear the blue helmet for Clinton?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 11:32 PM (Wj/z9)

473 The first recorded combat fatality from laughing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 11:30 PM (6FeV1)

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They won't laugh when the 1st Mechanized Angry Lesbian Division arrives on the battlefield in ranks of camo-theme Subarus

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 11:32 PM (VxC1e)

474 A whaler was swallowed by a Sperm Whale. He was rescued when they cut the whale open. His skin had been bleached by the stomach acid and he was nearly blind. He retired.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 11:32 PM (r1z5A)

475 Article on Got questions says there are several large fish that could swallow a person. " whale " was just the way it was translated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:32 PM (mUOnp)

476 Can't keep my eyes open.
Good night all
Sweet Dreams

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 23, 2022 11:33 PM (Y+l9t)

477

I saw Mechanised Angry Lesbian Division open for The Seekers at Moomba in '72...

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:34 PM (kv+Nx)

478 I treasure the Horde more than ever. I will need to keep busy, so just try to keep my away from this year's MoMes. Much love to the Horde!!
Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2022 10:46 PM (mZUr4)


Doof, thanks for checking in here tonight, can't have been easy, but please know this is a place that treasures its member, especially in time of troubles. Many prayers for you are ascending from the Horde Universe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 23, 2022 11:34 PM (hOUT3)

479 re: pot

I'll admit I am pretty agnostic on pot use in the main. However, it still does annoy me at times. Was listening to a group podcast last night and the host decides to start taking bong rips and made sure his mic heard it. The other guests were asking what the fuck that was and he starts giggling and saying it was all legal. I shook my head, clicked it off and wondered what the hell that had to do with gaming or comics. I guess I know what it says about culture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:35 PM (dNqv+)

480 I am assuming the close tags in your nic got it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:30 PM (dNqv+)


Nope. I removed them; Pixy fixed the code so it does an auto close tag on single misses.

468 GnuBreed - if you're still around: I know religion/faith isn't your thing but I will pray for your mom unless you would prefer I did not. I am sorry she is having these problems. My mother hated doctors too and it makes it hard when they can be stubborn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:30 PM (mUOnp)


You are most welcome to do what your conscience urges you to do. I have no objections.

You are a good person, Fen.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:35 PM (F0YaR)

481 Wasn't it the Sea of Galilee?
It was a special fish designed just for Johah.
A fish on a mission you might say or
a mission fish.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 11:35 PM (Wj/z9)

482 Didn't Rush have the PMS regiment? "The most feared outfit in the world."

Posted by: Some Rat at January 23, 2022 11:35 PM (r1z5A)

483 Night Sharon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:35 PM (dNqv+)

484 open for The Seekers at Moomba in '72...
Posted by: Zettai

"I'll never find another ewe. . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 11:36 PM (mD/uy)

485 Many prayers, Doof.

Posted by: Miklos at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

486 A comrade it doesn't work that way.

Remember the soldier that wouldn't wear the blue helmet for Clinton?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 11:32 PM (Wj/z9)


But equity...

And yes, I really need to use the /sarc tag more often!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (hOUT3)

487 Only 'Fish' that could have swallowed Jonah was a Sperm Whale. And only one that could have vomited him out.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:24 PM (z8oRC)

Groupers seem to get very large too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2022 11:26 PM (7bRMQ)

It's not the size of the mouth but the esophagus. Even the blue whale has an esophagus only a foot wide.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (z8oRC)

488 "I'll never find another ewe. . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 11:36 PM



Dying...

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (kv+Nx)

489 "I'll never find another ewe. . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 11:36 PM (mD/uy)

Don't ewe, forget about me...

Posted by: That one annoying band at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (dNqv+)

490 Thanks, GnuBreed. I will pray.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (mUOnp)

491 A SCHOOL in Michigan has bizarrely been accused by outraged parents of installing litter boxes in bathrooms for students who identify as cats and dogs.


My daughter would be mortified if her school did that.

Not because of the litter boxes, but because I would walk into the principal's office, sniff all over the office, unzip my pants and piss everywhere to mark my territory.

If the principal said anything, I'd growl at the dumb bastard.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (dbs6Z)

492 Has anyone ever found a fastener that requires a 16mm socket or spanner?
Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:03 PM (WLchC)

I'm not sure if they are even made. 18mm never existed in Euro or Japanese metric, but the idiots at GM spec'ed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (P3gRi)

493 It's not the size of the mouth but the esophagus. Even the blue whale has an esophagus only a foot wide.

---------

That's nothing.

Posted by: Kumala Harris at January 23, 2022 11:38 PM (VxC1e)

494 Dirty Deeds,
Done with Sheep!

https://tinyurl.com/2tb249cx

Posted by: AC/DC? at January 23, 2022 11:39 PM (dNqv+)

495 If the principal said anything, I'd growl at the dumb bastard.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (dbs6Z)


Woof!

Posted by: Conor at January 23, 2022 11:39 PM (hOUT3)

496 How much tax money goes to study blue whale esophaguses anyway, and can I still get in in this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 11:39 PM (VxC1e)

497 Doof, I am so sorry for your loss. My deepest sympathies to you and your family. My God comfort you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2022 11:40 PM (9mPbX)

498 494 Dirty Deeds,
Done with Sheep!

https://tinyurl.com/2tb249cx
Posted by: AC/DC? at January 23, 2022 11:39 PM (dNqv+)

Oi!

Posted by: Wales, New Zealand, Scotland... at January 23, 2022 11:41 PM (6FeV1)

499 Not because of the litter boxes, but because I would walk into the principal's office, sniff all over the office, unzip my pants and piss everywhere to mark my territory.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Was that wrong? If I had know that was wrong. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 11:41 PM (mD/uy)

500 It's not the size of the mouth but the esophagus. Even the blue whale has an esophagus only a foot wide.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (z8oRC)

Didn't know that. But most likely as said above it was probably a fish created for that one reason.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 23, 2022 11:42 PM (7bRMQ)

501 Any sentence or situation with Adam Schiff and intelligence together is a true oxymoron.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2022 11:42 PM (KATBx)

502 378-Taq ( I can't type out your whole nic because I'd get it wrong. This guy who does Christian apologetics has a whole section on "Jesus was a copycat God"

https://tinyurl.com/2p9apkak


Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Bookmarked, Fen. Taq is fine. Apologetics has always been a favorite subject of mine, though I seldom debate or argue with naysayers any more. My silver tongue never changed a skeptic's mind. It remains fascinating to me all the same. I'll check out the link tomorrow.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 11:42 PM (OssQ4)

503 Heard ref to the Karenwaffe upthread. How about the Kens? Kenpetai?

Posted by: Rex B at January 23, 2022 11:42 PM (lLd09)

504 Wasn't it the Sea of Galilee?
It was a special fish designed just for Johah.
A fish on a mission you might say or
a mission fish.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 11:35 PM (Wj/z9)

I think it was the Mediterranean. Ninevah was in Northern Iraq.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:42 PM (z8oRC)

505 If the principal said anything, I'd growl at the dumb bastard.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 23, 2022 11:37 PM (dbs6Z)

That would technically make you the new school principal, by any jurisprudence I've ever encountered.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2022 11:43 PM (6FeV1)

506 Nineveh

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:43 PM (z8oRC)

507 Now I am going to try to go to bed

P.S I hope one of other cobs who are religious might resume posting the prayer list. IMO it's always a good time to pray if you're a person of religious faith, but I think it's even more needed now. I can give someone Annie's Stew e-mail if you want it. She had kindly been collating the prayer list since I stopped. Maybe she'd continue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:44 PM (2AFnA)

508 Oh yes, lovely picture up top. Thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:44 PM (2AFnA)

509 71 43

Exactly. Good grief. It just never fukin' ends. I just may be next..who knows....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 10:08 PM (JfNvZ)

We have a family member on life support - mid 70's - long illness - not the covid. His wife is trying to get ready to pull the plug....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 23, 2022 11:45 PM (7SwmH)

510 Night Fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:45 PM (dNqv+)

511 506 Nineveh
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:43 PM (z8oRC)


We'll have Nineveh that kind of posting here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 23, 2022 11:45 PM (hOUT3)

512 It could have been a submarine that was disguised to look like a fish. That would explain the restrooms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 23, 2022 11:45 PM (VxC1e)

513 Was that wrong? If I had know that was wrong. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2022 11:41 PM (mD/uy)

That is frowned upon?

Posted by: George Costanza at January 23, 2022 11:46 PM (ufFY8)

514 They euthanized the monkeys they couldn't catch with rifles.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 11:27 PM (Wj/z9)

What did they do to the monkeys they did catch with rifles? And where did the monkeys get the rifles, anyway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 11:46 PM (P3gRi)

515 Jonah was one huge piece of ambergris.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 23, 2022 11:46 PM (z8oRC)

516 A SCHOOL in Michigan has bizarrely been accused by outraged parents of installing litter boxes in bathrooms for students who identify as cats and dogs.

I am wondering if this is related to the substitute teacher who blogged // posted about the student who meowed during role call ...

Rumors just isn't a Fleetwood Mac album.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at January 23, 2022 11:47 PM (okV1R)

517 What did they do to the monkeys they did catch with rifles? And where did the monkeys get the rifles, anyway?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 11:46 PM (P3gRi)

----------

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

Posted by: Capt. Spalding at January 23, 2022 11:47 PM (VxC1e)

518

I've never understood why certain Scriptural passages are to be read and interpreted literally and others require analysis and explanation...

Posted by: Zettai at January 23, 2022 11:47 PM (yDlKw)

519 We have a family member on life support - mid 70's - long illness - not the covid. His wife is trying to get ready to pull the plug....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 23, 2022 11:45 PM (7SwmH)


Prayers up for his wife, what an awful responsibility and duty to have place upon her!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 23, 2022 11:47 PM (hOUT3)

520 518 Basically because there are different literary forms in the Bible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2022 11:50 PM (2AFnA)

521 482
I actually worked for a company called PMS (Particle Measuring Systems). Kind of embarrassing to admit....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 11:51 PM (JfNvZ)

522 Todd McFarlane is releasing a new vaccine. I've already got Jim Lee and Rob Liefeld's vaccines, now I'll have the complete set!

We need a vaccine that will cure more people than any other vaccine in history. This is a job for Superman! Nothing can hurt him!

Posted by: ChrisW at January 23, 2022 11:51 PM (zFMsi)

523 I'm gonna give the local hospital some credit. I sent my mom to the ER via ambulance this am; she's still there. When I showed up a couple of hours later ( I do know the system works, but slowly), they admitted me as nearest kin to see her, though she was coof +; they already knew I was a recent coof veteran, and they were like

"Sure. you can go in." I expected arguments. A year ago, they wouldn't have allowed it. Which was insane then, and insane now. But they recognized the insanity.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:53 PM (F0YaR)

524 Todd McFarlane is releasing a new vaccine.


Fucking Todd...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2022 11:53 PM (ufFY8)

525 Some fans of Star Wars autobiographies prefer Obi-Wan Kenobi's "A Certain Point-of-View," Leia Organa Solo's "Like Me Or Kill Me," Luke Skywalker's "Dreams of My Father" or C-3P0's "We're Doomed," published in over six million forms of communication, but my favorite is "Are You There, Force? Yoda This Is."

Posted by: ChrisW at January 23, 2022 11:53 PM (zFMsi)

526 He retired.

I've been drinking, but that's one of the most grimly funny things I've ever read.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2022 11:54 PM (KFhLj)

527 We need a vaccine that will cure more people than any other vaccine in history. This is a job for Superman! Nothing can hurt him!
Posted by: ChrisW at January 23, 2022 11:51 PM (zFMsi)

How are you going to vaccinate Superman?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 11:54 PM (P3gRi)

528 Incredible end of Chiefs game .. I saw highlights ... Chiefs are closest team to me, so I can root for them, especially if they represent the Midwest, not BigBlueState. ... But I still don't watch NFL kneelers that are racist America haters ... not so sure they can resolve that. NFL still dead to me ... except for end of season highlights ... ha.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2022 11:54 PM (Cus5s)

529 "Sure. you can go in." I expected arguments. A year ago, they wouldn't have allowed it. Which was insane then, and insane now. But they recognized the insanity.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:53 PM (F0YaR)

Its insane when sanity is remarkable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:55 PM (dNqv+)

530 How are you going to vaccinate Superman?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 11:54 PM (P3gRi)

Why would you need to?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:55 PM (dNqv+)

531 Good evening, er, night.

"...Maher has proven an unsparing Cicero of sorts against the tyranny of Trumpism..."

Tyranny of Tru...what?
What are these people talking about?

Posted by: Flyover, hashtagging 2022 at January 23, 2022 11:56 PM (Rbu5d)

532 The chicken would do anything for love, yes it would do anything for love.
The chicken would do anything for love, but it won't cross the rode.
No it won't cross the road.

Well then why the f*ck did the chicken cross the road then?

Posted by: ChrisW at January 23, 2022 11:56 PM (zFMsi)

533 Zettai, several types of writing in the Bible, that's all. Historical, poetic, prophetic, parable, dramatic, and more. A Bible-in-a-year course would clear a lot of that confusion up. Not all of it, of course. At 29 I still don't understand many aspects. Nobody does, who can be trusted. There's always going to be mystery in a "mystery religion" to some degree.

Right now, we "see through a glass darkly". The second part of that is a promise that this will not always be the case.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 11:57 PM (OssQ4)

534 Is Lois Lane suspicious that Clark isn't getting the needle vaccination?

Posted by: ChrisW at January 23, 2022 11:58 PM (zFMsi)

535 My 8th grader has a boy that identifies as a cat in one of his classes. Has done this since the beginning of the school year...**yawn**
We also has the karaoke substitute teacher at our high school this school year. It's Austin, very little shocks me anymore...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 11:58 PM (UUBmN)

536 How are you going to vaccinate Superman?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2022 11:54 PM (P3gRi)


Green kryptonite needle?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 23, 2022 11:59 PM (F0YaR)

537 Conor. Good boy! Get the toy! Go on - go get it! Good boy!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:00 AM (JfNvZ)

538
"...Maher has proven an unsparing Cicero of sorts against the tyranny of Trumpism..."

Tyranny of Tru...what?
What are these people talking about?
Posted by: Flyover


Joe, Kamala and Ron Klain are all Trumpers, don't ya know.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 12:00 AM (63Dwl)

539 You can pick up your ration book at the DMV.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2022 10:15 PM (/U27+)


You laugh, but my grandfather ran a gas station in Tacoma, and going through my dad's house, I found the folder and book for the gasoline ration stamps from August 1945. Apparently he was not required to submit them for that month.

(He had a story that his customers were PISSED on VJ day when he wouldn't go ahead and sell unrationed gas until he was cleared to do so)

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2022 12:02 AM (ZMraq)

540 12 Shoveling snow sounds like a good substitute for cardio training, not weight training.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2022 09:56 PM (nfrXX)

Yes, it is. And I only got 1/2 the driveway done (by hand) because the snowblower machine is not working. My Flyover caught the coof on a business trip last week, so he's recuperating, and I'm shoveling. We're supposed to get another 5" tonight. What a time to have a not-working snowblower.

Posted by: Flyover, hashtagging 2022 at January 24, 2022 12:02 AM (Rbu5d)

541 535, it's the school. What else could it be? The water? By the school I mean UT.

Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 12:03 AM (RGCyn)

542 Is Lois Lane suspicious that Clark isn't getting the needle vaccination?
Posted by: ChrisW

Lois couldn't see that Clark was Superman. She was as good as a reporter as we have today.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 12:03 AM (mD/uy)

543 518 Zettai at January 23, 2022
I've never understood why certain Scriptural passages are to be read and interpreted literally and others require analysis and explanation...

To keep our attention? Because Jesus spoke in parables to make the disciples think? Idk, just tossing out ideas.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 24, 2022 12:04 AM (BjGT6)

544 Radio stations have finally started playing "White Christmas" and "Jingle Bell Rock." Why do they always wait until the last minute to get into the holiday spirit?

Posted by: ChrisW at January 24, 2022 12:04 AM (zFMsi)

545 Lois couldn't see that Clark was Superman. She was as good as a reporter as we have today.
Posted by: Tonypete


Heh!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 24, 2022 12:06 AM (r1z5A)

546 So, yes. Sittin' here - me and my girl dog....good to see you Conor. A girl and her good dog...can't beat it. Most times, better than a human partner. The critters never talk back, and love you no matter what....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:06 AM (JfNvZ)

547 89 rumors of a Russian-engineered coup in Ukraine,

I read that the CIA tried to pull a color revolution and Putin foxed 'em.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 23, 2022 10:11 PM (Wj/z9)

This, exactly.

Posted by: Flyover, hashtagging 2022 at January 24, 2022 12:07 AM (Rbu5d)

548 You know, it brings up a question: if you lost a nipple(s), as a dude would you bother with reconstructive surgery?
In this case, maybe, because it is kind of a retarded reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2022 11:01 PM (dNqv+)


Just sew in a couple of airsoft pellets under the skin. You know, like you are home-brewing Glaser rounds

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2022 12:08 AM (ZMraq)

549 The Olympics should end with all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until there's an ultimate champion.

Posted by: ChrisW at January 24, 2022 12:08 AM (zFMsi)

550 Because Jesus spoke in parables to make the disciples think?
...
Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 24, 2022 12:04 AM (BjGT6)


Not a good enough scholar to give the correct reference, but think that was pretty clearly spelled out in several places in scripture. You are supposed to think and search for the meaning in parables and (by extension) the entirety of Scriptures!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 24, 2022 12:09 AM (hOUT3)

551 546 So, yes. Sittin' here - me and my girl dog....good to see you Conor. A girl and her good dog...can't beat it. Most times, better than a human partner. The critters never talk back, and love you no matter what....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:06 AM (JfNvZ)


I think you have summarized why I like cats as pets. I like some disdain in my pet life. Let's agree, pet, that some days we don't like each other much right now.

Feels more 'lifelike'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2022 12:11 AM (F0YaR)

552 So, yes. Sittin' here - me and my girl dog....good to see you Conor. A girl and her good dog...can't beat it. Most times, better than a human partner. The critters never talk back, and love you no matter what....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:06 AM (JfNvZ)


COMM
Don't forget that spot right behind the ears, ok!
Unconditional love is so rare, but dogs understand, and give, it perfectly!

Posted by: Conor at January 24, 2022 12:11 AM (hOUT3)

553 Doof.
No words, except those of the church: Give rest, O Lord, to the soul of Thy handmaiden. Give her a place of rest, a place of repose, where there is neither sickness nor sighing, but Life everlasting.

God help you and comfort you.

Posted by: Flyover, hashtagging 2022 at January 24, 2022 12:12 AM (Rbu5d)

554 170 Praise God! It's a boy! Another little Lion of Judah and a namesake on top of that. Thank you for your prayers morons.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 23, 2022 10:24 PM (kwSUE)

Congratulations on the newly born child!

Is it Sock, or Monkey?

Posted by: Flyover, hashtagging 2022 at January 24, 2022 12:13 AM (Rbu5d)

555 I don't have a lot of words, Hordelings - but I see each and every one of your loving and supportive comments. Many, many thanks!

Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2022 12:13 AM (mZUr4)

556 We have a family member on life support - mid 70's - long illness - not the covid. His wife is trying to get ready to pull the plug....

---

that's tough. In my recent encounters with American healthcare (and I have no doubt the NHS or whoever are no better), you know they're trying to funnel the elderly to a quick, incompetently assisted end.

Hope there's a compassionate outcome.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 12:15 AM (ZZK0E)

557 Damn, Doof sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 12:17 AM (ZZK0E)

558 ...Right now, we "see through a glass darkly". The second part of that is a promise that this will not always be the case.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 23, 2022 11:57 PM


Over the years, I've engaged with several different Christians and they always graciously answer my questions about Christianity with references to Scripture in their tabbed Bibles, and they always had an answer...

But... It seems they could cherry-pick their passages with a too-convenient method of literal vs. explained interpretations to make their point, and it was frustrating, and I was frequently reminded the warning of 'even the debbil can cite Scripture to his own ends'...

Who to believe? Who to believe?

Posted by: Zettai at January 24, 2022 12:17 AM (FF4Wm)

559 521 482
I actually worked for a company called PMS (Particle Measuring Systems). Kind of embarrassing to admit....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 23, 2022 11:51 PM (JfNvZ)

We have some of their stuff...I always chuckled at their acronym. They're good people.

Prayers and condolences to Doof. No idea what that must be like.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 24, 2022 12:17 AM (7SwmH)

560 552
Conor.
My girl NEVER let's me forget that darn ear thing....woof, and then woof some more. Love her, probably as much as your dad loves you...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:19 AM (JfNvZ)

561 I've never understood why certain Scriptural passages are to be read and interpreted literally and others require analysis and explanation...

I would suggest reading multiple chapters at a time to make sure you're clear on the context. Where the Bible is straight history that should be clear. Where it's fulfilled prophecy, you have to be familiar with other sections. Where it's yet unfullfilled prophecy, people tent to argue over what it means and how literal it is.

Although it seems to me that arguments over how literal one part or another is tend to be of the "I don't want to believe this so it must be figurative" sort.

*Not claiming to not be guilty of that myself.

Posted by: Methos at January 24, 2022 12:19 AM (kOpft)

562 549 The Olympics should end with all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until there's an ultimate champion.
Posted by: ChrisW


I believe that was called "Battle of the Network Stars"

Posted by: JEM at January 24, 2022 12:19 AM (jIeMQ)

563 that's tough. In my recent encounters with American healthcare (and I have no doubt the NHS or whoever are no better), you know they're trying to funnel the elderly to a quick, incompetently assisted end.
Hope there's a compassionate outcome.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 12:15 AM (ZZK0E)


Please to ignore that the IRS changed the payout rules for 401k/IRA transfers to younger relatives to prevent the efficient transfer of inter-generational wealth at almost the same time as the coof and the government started decimating the elderly.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE COMRADES!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 24, 2022 12:20 AM (hOUT3)

564 Hey Doof, I am so very sorry for your loss, words seem horribly inadequate at this time. I am heartened that you are feeling the love from the Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 12:20 AM (a4EWo)

565 Please to ignore that the IRS changed the payout rules for 401k/IRA transfers to younger relatives to prevent the efficient transfer of inter-generational wealth at almost the same time as the coof and the government started decimating the elderly.

---

wha...huh?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 12:21 AM (ZZK0E)

566 Zettai
Who to believe? Who to believe?

You can believe Jesus, who clearly said who He is. You can believe what He did -- lived and died and rose again. You can believe God when He said He sent His Son to die for you that you might have eternal life.

We can know Scripture back to front and miss the point -- Jesus. We will never understand but a fraction of God's word, but we can Know Jesus.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 24, 2022 12:22 AM (BjGT6)

567 547 89 rumors of a Russian-engineered coup in Ukraine,

I read that the CIA tried to pull a color revolution and Putin foxed 'em.


Above all else remember:

a) Putin wants the 1973 USSR back, Peak Soviet.

b) He knows he doesn't have the resources to get it

c) He's patient and a brilliant opportunist and will nibble when he can.

He's bought the Germans. That's his strategic win right now. They are economically dependent on his goodwill.

Posted by: JEM at January 24, 2022 12:23 AM (jIeMQ)

568 My 8th grader has a boy that identifies as a cat in one of his classes. Has done this since the beginning of the school year...**yawn**
Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2022 11:58 PM


If I was an 8th grader, I think I would identify as a different animal each week, just to annoy the adults who are stupid enough to encourage it.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 24, 2022 12:23 AM (EughT)

569 Thank you both Commissar and Tim Riggins. The wife is my SIL (wife's older sister). She's not ready to make the call. We can just give her our love and support.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 24, 2022 12:24 AM (7SwmH)

570 Doof,

Good to see you here tonight. I am so sorry to hear about your loss. Prayers up for you and your family. May God hear your prayers and meet your needs. May you receive strength and be strong for those who rely on you.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 12:25 AM (IDhUW)

571 "The principle of the government school denies it."
-

Does the school's principal concur?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 24, 2022 12:26 AM (lfJEy)

572 Feed that kid cat food, make his only toy a laser pointer, and make him shit in a litterbox in the laundry room.. I'll bet that cure the I'm-a-cat bullshit right up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 12:26 AM (KFhLj)

573 If I was an 8th grader, I think I would identify as a different animal each week, just to annoy the adults who are stupid enough to encourage it.
Posted by: Chuck C


For me it'd be about whose lap I could cuddle in.

"Hi Debbie, I'm a cat and the school says I'm supposed to curl up in your lap"

There are girls I'd have happily identified as a Shih Tzu to hop up on and lick their thighs.

Posted by: JEM at January 24, 2022 12:27 AM (jIeMQ)

574 When I was in eighth grade, they would have identified me as being in detention and then expulsion. It would end as being identified in some whacko ward.

Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 12:27 AM (RGCyn)

575 Please to ignore that the IRS changed the payout rules for 401k/IRA transfers to younger relatives to prevent the efficient transfer of inter-generational wealth at almost the same time as the coof and the government started decimating the elderly.
---
wha...huh?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 12:21 AM (ZZK0E)


Look up old and new RMD rules for intergenerational transfers from retirement funds.

Makes a big difference to the way estate transfers, especially to grandchildren are taxed.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 24, 2022 12:27 AM (hOUT3)

576 572 Feed that kid cat food, make his only toy a laser pointer, and make him shit in a litterbox in the laundry room.. I'll bet that cure the I'm-a-cat bullshit right up.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 12:26 AM (KFhLj)

Seeing how he goes outside, flea collar and dont forget the brush, cant have any furballs

Posted by: a dude in MI at January 24, 2022 12:28 AM (+I6Y/)

577 Who to believe? Who to believe?

Believe in me, I'm with the high command.

https://youtu.be/ep7W89I_V_g

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 24, 2022 12:28 AM (SchxB)

578 There are girls I'd have happily identified as a Shih Tzu to hop up on and lick their thighs.
Posted by: JEM


Even if it meant eating kibble for lunch and having school staff following me around with a poop baggie.

Posted by: JEM at January 24, 2022 12:29 AM (jIeMQ)

579 We can just give her our love and support.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 24, 2022 12:24 AM (7SwmH)


That is all you can do, but it is a worthy thing you do!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 24, 2022 12:29 AM (hOUT3)

580 Thanos snapped his fingers and all he gets is 50 dollars and time served? I don't think the judge was taking this seriously.

Funny how every Barry Manilow fan vanished after Thanos got the Harry Stone.

Posted by: ChrisW at January 24, 2022 12:30 AM (zFMsi)

581 Apparently unbeknownst to Kath, however, there was still one round in the chamber, and he died instantly from the gunshot.
-

https://youtu.be/p-L0NpaErkk

Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 24, 2022 12:31 AM (lfJEy)

582 Please to ignore that the IRS changed the payout rules for 401k/IRA transfers to younger relatives to prevent the efficient transfer of inter-generational wealth at almost the same time as the coof and the government started decimating the elderly.
---
wha...huh?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 24, 2022 12:21 AM


Sep 2019. Non-spouse inheritors have to take distributions for the inherited 401k/IRAs over ten years.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 24, 2022 12:31 AM (EughT)

583 Take great care good people, I hope you find the display of love and affection that I see here tonight (and almost every night) as inspiring as I do. Almost enough to make me believe in humanity again.

Hrothgar Out

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 24, 2022 12:32 AM (hOUT3)

584 Oh, Doof, I'm so sorry. Praying for you and your loved ones. Sending prayers of joy (congratulations, Sock!) and hope as well. {{{Gnubreed}}}

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at January 24, 2022 12:33 AM (0udfB)

585 Unfortunately, I stumbled across the Sunday Morning show today. A female retard introduced a concept called "limitarianism". An idea mostly based on wealth redistribution. People should be limited to a certain amount of money. Good idea? .Hell, I'd be fine if I could have buckets and buckets of bucks. Is that wrong?
I want a giant boat, with a personal belicopter...I guess I'd go to hell....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:35 AM (JfNvZ)

586 Look up old and new RMD rules for intergenerational transfers from retirement funds.

Makes a big difference to the way estate transfers, especially to grandchildren are taxed.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Well it's not as if the funds are really our personal monies.

Oh, wait. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 12:35 AM (mD/uy)

587 A minimum wage and a maximum wage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 12:36 AM (63Dwl)

588 585 Unfortunately, I stumbled across the Sunday Morning show today. A female retard introduced a concept called "limitarianism". An idea mostly based on wealth redistribution. People should be limited to a certain amount of money. Good idea? .Hell, I'd be fine if I could have buckets and buckets of bucks. Is that wrong?
I want a giant boat, with a personal belicopter...I guess I'd go to hell....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:35 AM (JfNvZ)

There's a reason why envy is one of the deadlies. Of course, it would be murder if we took that idiot talking head out and shot her, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 24, 2022 12:40 AM (eKvjl)

589 I've always loved my fluffernutters.

Posted by: Jasper at January 24, 2022 12:41 AM (a4EWo)

590
Why worry about foreign policy: When you can #Hashtag your way to world peace, love and understanding?!
------
"Leave Ukraine Alone!"
Has Dr. Jill written this on her hand, and published a Twitter pic?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 12:41 AM (CTJwJ)

591 Don't know where the monkeys got the rifles but they didn't shoot any of their pursuers.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 12:42 AM (Wj/z9)

592 Makes a big difference to the way estate transfers, especially to grandchildren are taxed.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 24, 2022 12:27 AM (hOUT3)

I firmly intend to spend every last dime I ever make. To hell with the IRS and their money-grubbing for no good reason whatsoever. They really can't tax what I keep in a coffee can on the windowsill, can they?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 24, 2022 12:42 AM (eKvjl)

593 "Leave Ukraine Alone!"
Has Dr. Jill written this on her hand, and published a Twitter pic?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 12:41 AM (CTJwJ)

Crepey upper inner thigh.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 24, 2022 12:43 AM (eKvjl)

594 And then....
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn get it. Leave people the f'k alone. More hollywoodsters need to think like this, and quit believing that they are the all-knowing oracles of life.
They play make-believe for a living for cripes sake..
Give it a rest, tardos..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:44 AM (JfNvZ)

595 Unfortunately, I stumbled across the Sunday Morning show today. A female retard introduced a concept called "limitarianism". An idea mostly based on wealth redistribution. People should be limited to a certain amount of money. Good idea? .Hell, I'd be fine if I could have buckets and buckets of bucks. Is that wrong?
I want a giant boat, with a personal belicopter...I guess I'd go to hell....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:35 AM (JfNvZ)

Yeah, limit me to a great pyramid pile of cash and I'm good. I can get my own Deathstar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2022 12:45 AM (VwHCD)

596 Although it seems to me that arguments over how literal one part or another is tend to be of the "I don't want to believe this so it must be figurative" sort.

*Not claiming to not be guilty of that myself.
Posted by: Methos at January 24, 2022 12:19 AM (kOpft)

Just wait until you get to the part when He tells you it is His body and blood.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 24, 2022 12:46 AM (eKvjl)

597 There's a reason why envy is one of the deadlies. Of course, it would be murder if we took that idiot talking head out and shot her, I suppose.

Defending yourself or the stuff He gave you isn't murder in God's eyes, as best I can tell. I think one of the great deceptions of our time has been this idea that if progs make (pick a sin of theirs) a political issue, then we're somehow bound to just let them do it rather than put a stop to it. A thief acting through legislation is still just a thief, as are his co-conspirators.

Posted by: Methos at January 24, 2022 12:47 AM (kOpft)

598 I wonder so many things, but isn't there a single female in the Ivy Leagues who can pose with a sign at a swim meet saying #BringBackOurGirls? One day there will be a Pink Pussyhat Museum to commemorate the official end of the decades of wars on women, they are not woke enough.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 12:48 AM (a4EWo)

599 They really can't tax what I keep in a coffee can on the windowsill, can they?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Now that we know about it, YES!!

Posted by: Jake at the IRS at January 24, 2022 12:48 AM (mD/uy)

600 Goodnight, beloved Horde! Be strong and courageous!

Also consider enjoying some rock and roll this Saturday. (link in nic)

Posted by: Emmie -- no mask, no passport, just classic rock at January 24, 2022 12:48 AM (6RgRK)

601 592
Diggin' the cut of your jib....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:48 AM (JfNvZ)

602 Just got here, and heard the horrible news about Doof's wife.

I'm so sorry, friend. I will pray for her, you, and your family.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 24, 2022 12:49 AM (sy5kK)

603 Now that we know about it, YES!!
Posted by: Jake at the IRS at January 24, 2022 12:48 AM (mD/uy)

Good luck with that, Jake. Why would I leave it on the windowsill?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 24, 2022 12:49 AM (eKvjl)

604

I would never wish to be so wealthy that I should be compelled to employ servants...

People who can afford servants are too wealthy, in my exalted opinion...

I'll clean my own toilets, tyvm!

Posted by: Zettai at January 24, 2022 12:51 AM (qz4RZ)

605 Ohhhh...just read the Doof post. It's heart rending. I've said this too often lately, but I think most of us wish that we could somehow shoulder some of the grief and sorrow that is being borne by others., when all that we can do is what I do now, offer my heartfelt condolences and prayers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 12:51 AM (l0Lgi)

606 I would never wish to be so wealthy that I should be compelled to employ servants...

People who can afford servants are too wealthy, in my exalted opinion...

I'll clean my own toilets, tyvm!

Posted by: Zettai at January 24, 2022 12:51 AM (qz4RZ)

I would like to be wealthy enough to where my servants can hire servants.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

607 594 And then....
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn get it. Leave people the f'k alone. .
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:44 AM (JfNvZ)

Exactly this! Leave us alone! I think someone posted a while back there's really two types of outlooks now - people who think it's ok to use the gov't to mess with you and those who understand 'leave people alone'

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 24, 2022 12:54 AM (7SwmH)

608 LeftCoast Dawg, So great to see you here, missed your late night posting, how was your football weekend? I was happy to see Tampa Bay lose and disappointed that the Bills never ever got the ball in overtime. Football is becoming way too woke and that, of all things. is resonating with one of my sons. It's a start.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 12:55 AM (a4EWo)

609 Good Night to all....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 24, 2022 12:56 AM (7SwmH)

610 There will come a time in your life when you are no longer able to wipe your own ass, let alone clean your toilets. The plan is to either die before that happens, or loose your mind well enough that it doesn't bother you. Also, make sure you are well enough off to get somebody who knows what he or she is doing.

Not a pretty thought, but there ya go.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 24, 2022 12:57 AM (eKvjl)

611 Hey horde. Whats happenen.
,

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 12:57 AM (0OmEj)

612 "limitarianism". An idea mostly based on wealth redistribution. ...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 12:35 AM (JfNvZ)
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Put her and Joel Osteen on stage and let them debate it out.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 12:57 AM (Wj/z9)

613 Jeez, fell asleep in the chair. Wake up and some show on about 1968.

Just no.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 12:58 AM (qpolg)

614 Put her and Joel Osteen on stage and let them debate it out.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 12:57 AM (Wj/z9)


A black hole of idiocy and sin.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 24, 2022 12:59 AM (eKvjl)

615 Enjoy your health now. Health is fleeting.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 12:59 AM (0OmEj)

616 My needs are modest, cook, housekeeper, and, oh...Jeeves, bring up the Bentley, please. Hold it...a groundskeeper, I need a groundskeeper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 01:00 AM (CTJwJ)

617 599 They really can't tax what I keep in a coffee can on the windowsill, can they?
Posted by: tcn in AK
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You say that's the kitchen window?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 01:00 AM (Wj/z9)

618 A black hole of idiocy and sin.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 24, 2022 12:59 AM (eKvjl)
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It would be a scene from Raiders.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 01:01 AM (Wj/z9)

619 You say that's the kitchen window?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 01:00 AM (Wj/z9)

Well, figuratively. Mostly not a coffee can, either. Ammo can, somewhere in the house framing....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 24, 2022 01:01 AM (eKvjl)

620 Not a pretty thought, but there ya go.
Posted by: tcn
-------

Yeah, I just had a taste of that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 01:02 AM (CTJwJ)

621 COMM, I posted earlier for you. I don't like eating alone either. May we could be meet half way for lunch some friday, I'm in GJ. I have fri's off.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 01:03 AM (qpolg)

622 Tomorrow you can wake and find your body has betrayed you. Seriously health is not guaranteed. You can wake up and find yourself not working as well. Don't count on how it will go. Nobody knows.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 01:03 AM (0OmEj)

623 People who can afford servants are too wealthy, in my exalted opinion

~~~

A limitarian!!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:03 AM (IDhUW)

624 There will come a time in your life when you are no longer able to wipe your own ass, let alone clean your toilets. The plan is to either die before that happens, or loose your mind well enough that it doesn't bother you.
Posted by: tcn in AK

There came a time when I took care of my Dad. I thought at the time it was difficult. But, we got it done, him and I and then, after a time, he was gone. When Mom declined, somehow, out of my 7 sibs, I got to bathe her and clean her until she too passed.

As you said tcn - Luckily, I don't think she knew it was me taking care of her. She would have been mortified.

Posted by: Jake at the IRS at January 24, 2022 01:04 AM (mD/uy)

625 that was me.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2022 01:04 AM (mD/uy)

626 610
Damn. I would love to have an 'ass-wiping' servant. I'm guessing they'd do a half-assed job, though....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 01:04 AM (JfNvZ)

627 Tomorrow you can wake and find your body has betrayed you. Seriously health is not guaranteed. You can wake up and find yourself not working as well. Don't count on how it will go. Nobody knows.
Posted by: USNtakim
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As I said the other day, what we have in mind for tomorrow may not be what tomorrow has in mind for us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 01:04 AM (CTJwJ)

628 625 that was me.
Posted by: Tonypete

Me too

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 01:05 AM (Wj/z9)

629 Hold it...a groundskeeper, I need a groundskeeper.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 01:00 AM (CTJwJ)

I just keep my grounds in the kitchen trashbag, until it's time to put them in the blue wheelie bin out at the curb, which I just did half an hour ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2022 01:06 AM (P3gRi)

630 All the talk of asswipeing has me thankfully appreciating one thing i can still manage.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 01:06 AM (0OmEj)

631 Good night Anonymous

Hey USN

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:07 AM (IDhUW)

632 587 A minimum wage and a maximum wage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2022 12:36 AM (63Dwl)

$15 and $25.50.

And with that, good night.

Posted by: Flyover, #hashtag at January 24, 2022 01:08 AM (Rbu5d)

633 Just wait until you get to the part when He tells you it is His body and blood.

It's kind of late to be picking a fight, and I recall you and I have had it before. I think you're wrong, and that I am unlikely to correct you.

I think that's not literally true, since I know what blood tastes like (and more to the point, the idea that Jesus is resacrificed every time a mass is held contradicts Scripture "For as Christ died once for the sins of all, so it is appointed to man once to die and then the judgement"). I am more persuaded that He is present in a spiritual sense, in much the same way He said He'd be present whenever two or more are gathered in His name.

While I think it's an overly limited view, I do get where other denominations see the practice of communion as merely a reminder of what He did on our behalf.

In any case, it's belief in His identity as God, and our need for that level of sacrifice on our behalf, that's actually important, not the hoops we jump through to remember those things.

Posted by: Methos at January 24, 2022 01:08 AM (kOpft)

634 If you can read this, you are not a rutabaga. Probably. It's at least 50-50.

Posted by: ChrisW at January 24, 2022 01:09 AM (zFMsi)

635 tcn, That is my job right now, I am not always happy about it, but I have the absolute faith that if the situation were to be reversed my husband would be doing it for me. I probably won't cry a lot when he dies, not because I don't love him, but because I did what I promised to do so very long ago.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 01:10 AM (a4EWo)

636 If you can read this, it can read you.

Posted by: ChrisW at January 24, 2022 01:10 AM (zFMsi)

637 Good night Flyover

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:10 AM (IDhUW)

638 621
You realize we'd have to come across mountains? I would love this! But who crosses where?! For me - I hate driving winter roads. But,, hey. Let's see what we can work out

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 01:10 AM (JfNvZ)

639

I was horrified when my father hired a housekeeper to come in three times a week to clean up, although at that stage in his later years, he needed the help...

Posted by: Zettai at January 24, 2022 01:12 AM (MnLsh)

640 If you can read this, thank an opthamologist?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:13 AM (IDhUW)

641 but because I did what I promised to do so very long ago.
~~~
May God reward you richly for keeping your promise.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:16 AM (IDhUW)

642 ...but because I did what I promised to do so very long ago.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 01:10 AM



And it is a great thing that you're doing!

Posted by: Zettai at January 24, 2022 01:16 AM (9M6+C)

643 DDS
Bless you for what you do, and your acceptance for what life brings.
I've been down this road. You tend to take it all as it comes....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 01:17 AM (JfNvZ)

644 638 Well, it's CO. There are mountains. I hate snow too. Not sure of your ao. infidel75 at the proton thingy.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 01:17 AM (qpolg)

645 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 01:04 AM (CTJwJ)

Glad to hear you're doing better. And I do know that your infamous commie rant will never die here.

If I have to see to it personally.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2022 01:19 AM (F0YaR)

646 Bless you DDS. Never in a million years did I think my daughter and I would have to walk my dad to the bathroom with no pants on. We never know know what life will bring.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 01:20 AM (qpolg)

647

I am indeed grateful that I can still walk myself to the bath with no pants on...

Posted by: Zettai at January 24, 2022 01:23 AM (9M6+C)

648 Getting sleepy here. Time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde. Again, condolences to Doof, and to the families of those who left us too soon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2022 01:23 AM (P3gRi)

649 Good night AOP

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:24 AM (IDhUW)

650 646 Never in a million years did I think my daughter and I would have to walk my dad to the bathroom with no pants on.

hunter, is that you?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 24, 2022 01:24 AM (edU/H)

651 Thanks Horde, For those of you who have walked in these shoes, I salute you. Big hugs {{{Horde}}} in general, such an exceptional group of people, I feel very fortunate to know all of you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 01:25 AM (a4EWo)

652 My wife takes care of me I'd be lost without her. She is my lifeline. I can get through daily living but do not drive or even walk well. I'm ok at cooking and light house work. She has been my rock in so many ways. Its not what we planned. We are in it together though. Life isn't going to go how we think it should. We only can choose how we deal with it. Bless all of you that have to care for your spouse or your family.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 01:26 AM (0OmEj)

653 Some days though are rough. Rough mental health days.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 01:29 AM (0OmEj)

654 Days that make yourself question why? Why go on?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 01:30 AM (0OmEj)

655 Yes indeed USNtakim.
You both be well and best wishes for the future.

I'm off to bed, looking for the cat to cuddle up and we can sleep well.

If you want a rocking song to wake up to...
try Elvis In Vegas by Meat Loaf, just a lot of fun

Posted by: Farmer, at January 24, 2022 01:30 AM (55Qr6)

656 I feel that I have led you down a dark path, back up and follow the signs to West Berlin or South Korea.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 01:31 AM (a4EWo)

657 We only can choose how we deal with it

~~~

True...for everyone

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:33 AM (IDhUW)

658 Love the pic of Monument Valley. Dropping down into that valley and driving thru is a lifetime memory.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 01:34 AM (qpolg)

659 My path tonight maY have involved adult beverages.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 01:34 AM (0OmEj)

660 Infidel
Tried contacting and alas, failed...
elliegrl007 @gmail .com. you know the space thing....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 01:35 AM (JfNvZ)

661 Cheers, here's lookin' at you USNtakim,

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 01:36 AM (a4EWo)

662 Too cold for a cigar though. Damnit. Bourbon needs a cigar!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 01:36 AM (0OmEj)

663 The Votor Suppression Riots will happen this summer.

Democrats already laying the groundwork.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2022 01:37 AM (Xo3T0)

664 Cheers to the caretakers!

And solemn comfort to those who no longer have those whom they took care of...

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 01:37 AM (dB4Iz)

665 COMM sent.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 01:39 AM (qpolg)

666 The regime requires riots this summer. So they will happen. It's guaranteed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 01:41 AM (KFhLj)

667 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022

Remain strong USN. You have many here who appreciate you.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:42 AM (IDhUW)

668 You see, I've met Debbie Doberman Shultz. TxMoMeet'd with her. Yakked with her.

Short verson. She's sweet, petite, and one of the very toughest women I've met on this Earth. She's risen to be worthy of her vows, and honors her husband long beyond the point of his knowing that he's so honored.

You'd want a Debbie Doberman Shultz. You'd settle for a Debbie Does Dallas. You'll get a (D) rep driving a rusted-out Subaru.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 24, 2022 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

669 666 The regime requires riots this summer. So they will happen. It's guaranteed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 01:41 AM (KFhLj)
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Good, they will succeed in convincing thousands more that communism is not the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 01:43 AM (Wj/z9)

670 My 85 year old dad is in the hospital with covid 1100 miles away and I am trying to figure out what to do. Go there now, even though he can only have 1 visitor for 2 hours a day? Wait till he gets our of the hospital when I can be of more assistance? But if he doesn't get our? Drive ? Fly? I am just overwhelmed and don't know what to do. They are talking about dialysis. Stepmother has a fever so she can not get in to hospital to see him.

Posted by: MammaB at January 24, 2022 01:44 AM (HkGDB)

671 669 666 The regime requires riots this summer. So they will happen. It's guaranteed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 01:41 AM (KFhLj)
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Good, they will succeed in convincing thousands more that communism is not the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard

It's going to be interesting time.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 01:45 AM (qpolg)

672 Damn! I love this place...
Totally looking forward to CoMoMe! Ain't we all?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 01:45 AM (JfNvZ)

673 They are trying to oust Boris for doing something [partying] that Democrats do here every day.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 01:48 AM (Wj/z9)

674 Riots do the junta no good. I'm not seeing it. Voter suppression? I dont see how it could be widespread enough. The big numbers are in blue cities. The red parts are diffuse. Some states could have issues..... Purple states or states with strong blue territory. Pissed off normals fed up with woke bs and inflation and mandates. Are going to vote. 81 million is a light turnout.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 01:48 AM (0OmEj)

675 This is the second time recently on an ONT that I've had 666. Do not want.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 01:49 AM (KFhLj)

676 Posted by: MammaB at January 24, 2022 01:44 AM (HkGDB)

Mamma B, go now and stay as long as you can. You will not regret it. This time will never come again.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 01:49 AM (qpolg)

677 My dad's ashes reside in Monument Valley. They be blowin' in the wind.

I'm not quite sure how they got there, but that's what I heard. If you want to avoid the grit storm, avoid the Mexican Hat formation.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2022 01:50 AM (F0YaR)

678 Carjackings soar by up to 510% in major US cities: Chicago, New York, Philadelphia and New Orleans...
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New Orleans isn't a gun free zone, curious.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 01:50 AM (Wj/z9)

679 My 85 year old dad is in the hospital with covid 1100 miles away and I am trying to figure out what to do
~~~
Prayers up for wisdom.

I encourage you to go if you have the means and ability.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:51 AM (IDhUW)

680 It's late enough, so here goes:

Last January, the Dr's told us that hubby should "get his affairs in order"... as in, they expected that he had only perhaps a few weeks left. End-stage liver disease. MELD score 27 at that time.

Here we are today. He has good days and bad. Bouts of hepatic encephalopathy if his meds/diet go the least bit out of whack. Sometimes I must help him clean up after... accidents... (couldn't get to bathroom quickly enough). Lots of laundry here!

I've watched him go from healthy, robust and 190 lbs down to cane/walker-using 135 lb and so frail. He's only mid-60s!

I had to quit job after using up all fmla and hit the limit of unpaid leave-of-absence... at least I "retired" without bad reference, but I am not old enough to get SS or medicare. At least COBRA will cover me for a while.

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 01:53 AM (dB4Iz)

681 Go. If you can. Stay as long as you can. You'll regret not going.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 01:53 AM (0OmEj)

682 654, this might. Not be the right thread. But something is bothering you. I figured out quite a few years back the utility of marriage. So many old and and biblical traditions have utilitarian reasons, not just spiritual.

Imo, aside from kids, people marry to have a partner in life. When you get sick, you need a partner and advocate. Trust me, the alternative is not good.

My mom had maladies her entire life. She never drank or smoked but it didn't matter. She had major surgeries and major health issues her entire adult life. When dad got sick with dementia, what really bothered her was she felt she could not be there for him like he was there for her all those years. The reality is she was there for him, just like he had always been there for her.

Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 01:54 AM (RGCyn)

683 670 My 85 year old dad is in the hospital with covid 1100 miles away and I am trying to figure out what to do. Go there now, even though he can only have 1 visitor for 2 hours a day? Wait till he gets our of the hospital when I can be of more assistance? But if he doesn't get our? Drive ? Fly? I am just overwhelmed and don't know what to do. They are talking about dialysis. Stepmother has a fever so she can not get in to hospital to see him.

Posted by: MammaB at January 24, 2022 01:44 AM (HkGDB)


As sole surviving relative, and with a full unlimited power of attorney, ... it helps. I dunno your situation, and you are describing a blue state set of rules...

You may be fucked. Nonetheless, don't give up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2022 01:55 AM (F0YaR)

684 Riots do the junta no good.

Look at Biden's numbers. They cannot afford any attrition in the black vote. "White supremacy"
will be turned up to 11.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2022 01:55 AM (KFhLj)

685 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2022 01:56 AM (arJlL)

686 666 The regime requires riots this summer. So they will happen. It's guaranteed.

675 This is the second time recently on an ONT that I've had 666. Do not want.

Altho the comment was appropriate.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 01:57 AM (IDhUW)

687 How awful, MammaB!

Visit if you can, it may be the last time.

IMO.

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 01:57 AM (dB4Iz)

688 676
Concur. You surely don't want to have regrets. Roll the dice. Take the chance. Absolutely love your family.
For me - I wish I had a family to be with...sadly, an orphan most of my life.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 01:57 AM (JfNvZ)

689 Another plane turns around. This time a half empty plane going to Tel Aviv two Israili passengers upgraded themselves to business class and DM calls it a riot however they aren't publishing the video and the stills show nothing.

"Fellow passenger Roi Lotan , 'The flight was half empty and there was room, so they probably just said to themselves "why not?" Lotan said. The ruckus prompted the pilots to turn back near the Maine-New Brunswick border.
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This and the overseas flight could have been handled on board and the flight continued.
There's a lot of 'stuck on stupid' going around. It's more catching than covid.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 02:00 AM (Wj/z9)

690 Doof. Till death. Vows honored. I stand in awe...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 24, 2022 02:00 AM (RMN7W)

691 When in doubt just go to see them. It is the decision you can't regret.

Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 02:01 AM (RGCyn)

692 I've watched him go from healthy, robust and 190 lbs down to cane/walker-using 135 lb and so frail. He's only mid-60s!

I had to quit job after using up all fmla and hit the limit of unpaid leave-of-absence... at least I "retired" without bad reference, but I am not old enough to get SS or medicare. At least COBRA will cover me for a while.

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 01:53 AM (dB4Iz)


So sorry to hear. I will say this -- bankruptcy isn't such a fearful thing, and the creditors quit calling... eventually.

Especially if you dump your old phone #. They hate that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2022 02:02 AM (F0YaR)

693 The "Voter Suppression" myth has already been journolisted by respected conservative David Brooks and an array of Dems, just waiting for Fred Upton, Peter Meijer and Liz Cheney to speak up.

Rioters will be mostly peaceful. And White.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2022 02:02 AM (Xo3T0)

694 I thank God for my wife every day. I'm in for the long haul. I hate being the one cared for. Knowing this, today! Is my high point. That is hard. Life is worth living! Honestly chronic disease will make one question. I couldn't leave my wife alone or my children (grown). If i didn't have that..... Bad juju.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 02:03 AM (0OmEj)

695 Saw the temperature outside was 1 degree, and thought to myself, why have any? - Michael Keaton

Posted by: Coquettish Haberdasher at January 24, 2022 02:04 AM (buTO7)

696 Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 01:53 AM

Prayers up for you both.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 02:06 AM (IDhUW)

697 Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2022 02:02 AM

Not worried about bankruptcy yet, praise the Lord!

Everything is paid off, including house. Plus, sold the old house last year. Not swimming in dough, but able to eat and stay warm... for now.

I have just over a year's worth of COBRA coverage. After that, just pray I don't break any bones or develop severe illness!

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:09 AM (dB4Iz)

698 MammaB, Go tell your Dad how much you love him!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 02:09 AM (a4EWo)

699 [Peter] Schweizer: Biden, Family Have Received 'Some $31 Million' from Individuals Linked to 'Highest Levels of Chinese Intelligence'_BB
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Let's Go Brandon


Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 02:10 AM (Wj/z9)

700 Thank you, AmericanKestrel, appreciate your prayers!

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:11 AM (dB4Iz)

701 >>>I have just over a year's worth of COBRA coverage. After that, just pray I don't break any bones or develop severe illness!
Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:09 AM (dB4Iz)
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What about your husband. He can apply for SS disability and possibly attach you to it?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 24, 2022 02:12 AM (Wj/z9)

702 >>As I said the other day, what we have in mind for tomorrow may not be what tomorrow has in mind for us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2022 01:04 AM (CTJwJ)

Oh, so true!

MammaB, go. You wont regret it

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:13 AM (5Ibub)

703 Braenyard, hubby is already on SS retirement. Isn't "disability" for the pre-retirement-aged?

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:15 AM (dB4Iz)

704 Jq. I'm in awe. Being someone on the unhealthy cared for side. I'm grateful He has you. It's amazing to have that! Prayers for both of you.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 02:16 AM (0OmEj)

705 JQ, prayers up for your continued strength. It is a Blessing for both of you to be able to care for your husband.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:18 AM (5Ibub)

706 JQ, I admire you so much and so many others here who quietly go about their business, privately just being good, decent human beings. Such people are an anathema in these times.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 02:18 AM (a4EWo)

707 The "preference cascade is about to hit hard" thing has been going on for decades now, they don't care anymore. The question is how long this disconnect continues.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 24, 2022 02:18 AM (8DvH0)

708 Disability is for the too young to be on ss. Disability converts to ss when you reach that age.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 02:21 AM (0OmEj)

709 Thank you too, USNtakim!

And don't get down on yourself about the care you require! It is a demonstration of love, each day, that your spouse does what she does. LET her show you her love. Accept it and hug her often.

"In sickness and in health" the promise goes...

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:22 AM (dB4Iz)

710 And ditto to you Debby. You know better yha anyone this is not an easy road. Especially without much outside help. And in my case most everyone telling me to essentially give up taking care of mom and get on with life.

Just can't do that

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:22 AM (5Ibub)

711 yha = than

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:23 AM (5Ibub)

712 Hi MLii! Thanks!

Long time no see! How's everything?

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:24 AM (dB4Iz)

713 Night horde.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 24, 2022 02:24 AM (0OmEj)

714 Hey JQ!

Same old, with a dose of under the weather. ( Came down with something Saturday night that knocked me on my ass. )

Thankfully a bit better this morning so far.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:27 AM (5Ibub)

715 694 my mom kept up her good spirits right 'tll the end. I am still in awe of it. I loved my dad and he was a legit hero.. How my mom. Faced this with good cheer is beyond me. All I know is we have a choice. One is damn hard and tested every day.. I have seen that resolve up close, but still can't measure up to it.

Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 02:28 AM (RGCyn)

716 710 mlii. Long time no see. I hope you are well.

Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 02:29 AM (RGCyn)

717 Doof!
If you're here darlin'...know that we all care, and love you!
Time will be tough. Hang on to your family.
When I lost my husband, I was pretty much by myself after his family left after a couple of days, THAT pain is the absolute worst! All alone sucks. Be grateful for your loved ones!
Prayers, friend!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 02:30 AM (JfNvZ)

718 Btw, I am posting on a phone. This makes my chicken scratch even worse

Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 02:31 AM (RGCyn)

719 Glad you're feeling better, MLii.

How do you manage, I mean with your Mom, when you feel sick? When I was looking after Dad, didn't want to go near him when I was sick as he had cancer + compromised immune system due to chemo, yadda yadda...

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:32 AM (dB4Iz)

720 Prayers Doof. You will be in my thoughts. It's a tough road to hoe.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 02:34 AM (qpolg)

721 717 BS by them. I have know a few that acted like they cared, but there. Was an expiration date

Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 02:35 AM (RGCyn)

722 row.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 02:35 AM (qpolg)

723 Not easy, JQ! But so far mom hasn't gotten any of the crap I've come down with over the past few years. Her immune system amazes me!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:37 AM (5Ibub)

724 Awesome, MLii! So glad for both of you.

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:38 AM (dB4Iz)

725 I have know a few that acted like they cared, but there. Was an expiration date
Posted by: Quint

This. It's temporary. The ensuing loneliness sucks. And then there are all the details and other shit that needs attention, and you are on your own.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 02:39 AM (qpolg)

726 >>And then there are all the details and other shit that needs attention, and you are on your own.
Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 02:39 AM (qpolg)

Right? I realized after dad died that I had to be a grown up. Didn't matter that up until then (i was 55) I thought I was!

Reality hit hard.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:43 AM (5Ibub)

727 MyLifeisInsanity, I know that you will get on with your life when the time comes, it will be a better journey because you will have no regrets about your life right now. Saw our little grandson today for the first time in about a month, he makes life worth living, such a jolly little guy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 02:44 AM (a4EWo)

728 721
Yes. There certainly is an expiration date, when a spouse's family lives 2000 miles away. People leave.. you're left alone..
God bless those who have many loves around them.
I surely hope OM's family, Doof, and all who go through this pain have lots of loving family and friends. It's so precious.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 02:45 AM (JfNvZ)

729 20-some years ago, (before I met hubby of course), my live-in BF passed away. He was my partner, my best friend, all but legal 'spouse'...

His family was wonderful and was there for me through the worst of it. Also, my parents were still alive and offered a lot of support.

But yeah, that hole in your life remains no matter what or who or how or GGRRRRRRR, and there it is all the time. And you don't forget finding them. Never.

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:47 AM (dB4Iz)

730 Sweet, Debby. Saw my Hailey an extra day last week! The weekly grandma days are such a treat for me. And a wonderful break.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:47 AM (5Ibub)

731 Good night Horde, I am off to bed, you are such a wonderfully supportive group of people.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 24, 2022 02:50 AM (a4EWo)

732 pixy is not my friend, spam my ass. Hugs mlii.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2022 02:51 AM (qpolg)

733 Nite Debby. Sleep well!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:51 AM (5Ibub)

734 G'night all-- blessings upon you!

Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2022 02:53 AM (dB4Iz)

735 Quint

I appreciated your thoughts tonight.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 02:54 AM (IDhUW)

736 Nite JQ, you also sleep well!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:54 AM (5Ibub)

737 Good night, DDS. I, too, am ready for naps. I so love and appreciate all of the morons who have welcomed me here.
Good night friends...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2022 02:56 AM (JfNvZ)

738 Good night everyone

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 24, 2022 02:58 AM (IDhUW)

739 >>Btw, I am posting on a phone. This makes my chicken scratch even worse
Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 02:31 AM (RGCyn)

My phone is spazing out. I swear I'm hitting the right letters but the end result often has something wrong. I guess I could proofread....

Good to see you Quint! Been a while

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 02:58 AM (5Ibub)

740 735 thanks I have always thought highly of you.

Posted by: Quint at January 24, 2022 02:59 AM (RGCyn)

741 Nite COMountainMarie and AmericanKestrel.

I miss so many of your comments, having to go to bed early. Reading through the ONT early mornings isn't quite the same.

Sleep well!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 03:03 AM (5Ibub)

742 Mornin', folk,

I'm up a bit earlier than I intended. Often happens on Monday mornings, dammit. 'Tis chilly, but I think I can stand it for a mile's workout.

I see I made the top 10 commenters this week -- averaged over 50 comments a day. Wow. I'm pushing close to my weekly allotment of letters used on the 'Net!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 03:06 AM (c6xtn)

743 9 degrees here and snowing. Another 1-3 today.

Lucky for me that my youngest has Mondays off so he will shovel

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 03:12 AM (5Ibub)

744 Lord grant you the strength and comfort that only He can give Doof. Today has been a sobering yo yo of a day. My heart felt broken this morning and your loss brought tears to my eyes. Tonight I sat in my daughter's kitchen, again with tears. Every one else was in the front room welcoming our newest addition. I don't claim to know much about anything and it suits me fine. I do know, with a resounding assuredness, that our Lord is Sovereign . What we take and what we are given each day is part of His creation . He is a loving Father above all else yet it often seems difficult to understand. May He lead you to a place where His peace surrounds you friend.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 03:12 AM (tfTvi)

745 >>Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 03:12 AM (tfTvi)

Well said, Sock Monkey *

Blessings to you and your family with the birth of your newest grandchild

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 03:15 AM (5Ibub)

746 How nice to see that Goldie Hawn has some sense ("I stay in my lane"). The comments to the story indicate that Kurt Russell does too. And while Bill Maher's words on the 'Rona Hysteria are indeed too little, too late, maybe -- just maybe -- they might wake up a few people. Journey of a thousand miles, one brick at a time, etc.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 24, 2022 03:16 AM (c6xtn)

747 Doof, may you find the peace you need with your real life family and your extended family here at Ace's place.

Continued prayers for you.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 03:17 AM (5Ibub)

748 As for the namesakes part it's his middle name and it's a derivative of mine in the form of son of. I share that honor with a considerably more famous red head whose name is on some impressive documents. Being my grandson I don't doubt there is some Monkey in him.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 03:25 AM (tfTvi)

749 Both of my boys have my dad's name as their middle name. He was moved to tears.

I am grateful they both have so many of his best traits.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 03:30 AM (5Ibub)

750 The namesake thing has a humorous twist to it. The new one shares a first name with my dog. My daughter and SIL have a thing about classical Roman names. When my dog showed up on our porch 16 years ago my son was studying Roman history. He named the dog after Marcus Aurelius. That's all fine and well except for the fact that I added four more names and the dog answers to all of them. The dog's name is Marcus Barkus Rufus Dufus O'Malley. I hope the kid doesn't end up holding this against me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 24, 2022 03:44 AM (tfTvi)

751 That mdade me laugh out loud Sock Monkey!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 24, 2022 03:48 AM (5Ibub)

752 6 Looks like Monument Valley. It's one of the most beautiful places in the world.
Posted by: Megthered at January 23, 2022 09:52 PM (XdJQO)

The buttes look like they're saying prayers.

Posted by: m at January 24, 2022 03:52 AM (vF+oW)

753 MLii how you feeling?

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2022 03:58 AM (2JoB8)

754 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at January 24, 2022 04:00 AM (vF+oW)

755 Pixy nood

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2022 04:01 AM (2JoB8)

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