We're Gonna Need A Bigger ONT

Hello Horde! It's Thursday night again, which means that it's time for another ONT!

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Oregon Muse

I've been an open blogger and now a COB here at AoS HQ for quite a few years now. During that time I've been privileged enough to meet many of my fellow COBs, but Oregon Muse was not on that list. He was the one person associated with this blog that I was most looking forward to meeting, and after his unfortunate passing the other day I will be forever denied that opportunity in this world. His passing leaves a great big hole not just in the blog, but also in my heart.

Rest in peace and rise in glory, OM. I'll miss you.


A Message From Progressivstan

He's right on one very important point. Progressive policies are always sold as “compassionate”, and frankly they're anything but. Where's the compassion in doing nothing nothing but standing around jeering and filming when a woman gets the nods at a gas station? Where's the compassion in lowering standards to the lowest common denominator and pushing people down instead of lifting them up? Where's the compassion in the descent of entire neighborhoods and cities into dystopian wastelands due to economically insane politics? There's no compassion on the left, and that's a point that our side makes all to infrequently, in fact many right leaning politicians run away as fast as they can when confronted by accusations of lacking “compassion”. It's something that needs to be pushed back on hard, and we just don't do it.


Laugh Of The Day

Reviewing the Internet’s Dumbest Survival Tips

You have to see this to believe it. Somehow it's a “survival tip” to make a shelter out of the PVC pipe you're carrying (instead of a, gosh, what do they call those things? Oh, yeah, a “tent” along with the roll of plastic film that you also have. Then you survive by lounging around on rugs and throw pillows inside the geodesic dome you've created, waiting for rescue. Where's the Samovar? Where's the incense burner? Just about the dumbest thing I've seen in a while.


The Gentleman From Italy Is Out Of Order!


Italian Senate Zoom Hearing Was Bombed With A Porn Scene From Final Fantasy

They say that someone hacked into their Zoom meeting, which is certainly possible, I don't know how many Zoom meetings I've had to attend where the password was “password” or some other such nonsense, but it's a lot. Still, I would say it's equally possible that someone who was in the meeting was watching Final Fantasy porn (is that a thing?) while the bureaucrats were droning on and shared their screen by mistake.

Going Up

Clever elevator.


Damn Those Racist *Rolls*....Traffic Cameras


Chicago’s “Race-Neutral” Traffic Cameras Ticket Black and Latino Drivers the Most

I'll get to the problem in a moment, but first I actually want to give the article some credit. The authors did a through job of investigating the data point that they found: More tickets are sent to neighborhoods that are predominantly Black or Hispanic than White neighborhoods. I'm going to assume this is the case and move on from that assumption. They investigate things like traffic patterns and housing density, and talk about the disproportionate impact traffic fines have on lower income folks. I can believe that, someone once said that if an offense is punished by a fine, then it is in effect only a crime for poorer people, which I buy (fines have little or no impact or deterrence to those who can pay them without missing the money). I think that they have put their finger on some real issues that should be studied.

But nowhere in the article do I see any attempt to demonstrate that the fines themselves are racist. It's just taken as a matter of faith that anything that happens to a Black or Hispanic person is a result of racism, without demonstrating that it is racist. Are drivers in those neighborhoods more likely to run traffic lights? The section on how urban blight affects driving patterns is interesting, and does lead to some interesting speculation in that area, but it isn't fully developed. Nowhere did I see any attempt at anything like a per-capita weighing of the data (if a White neighborhood of 100 homes receives 10 tickets, and a Black neighborhood of 1000 homes receives 100 tickets, the rate of ticketing is the same). I don't know if this is the case, but I also don't know if it isn't, and before I'm ready to cry racism I'd need to see a deeper dive into the data, one without an inborn bias towards “racism!”.


Speaking Of Traffic Signals


I wonder if this one is outside the Italian Senate?


Related: This isn't a random scene caught by security cameras, it's from a short film encouraging people to help each other. It is well done though. (Don't read down the Twitter feed unless you really want to hear about the “fascist takeover” of the country)


Signs, Signs, Everywhere There's Signs

Confusing, yet Amusing Signs People Have Spotted Across the Country

Whimsical Store Signs That Make Shopping Entertaining

News From Gotham


‘The Batman’ Runtime Revealed: 2 Hours and 47 Minutes, Without Credits

Is anyone looking forward to this movie? I'll admit that I'm a Batman fan, and I enjoyed the Nolan trilogy, but I'm not sure Hollywood can make movies like that anymore.


Thursday Night Game

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If you could rename something in the style of the walkie talkie, what would it be and what would you call it?

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by great moments in conferences:

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Comments

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1
Let's all engage in nonessential chatter for hours!

Helps take one's mind off of... everything.

Hence, nonessential chatter is essential.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I Am PayDay at January 20, 2022 09:58 PM (1OfVS)

2 Yup!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 20, 2022 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

3

&numero 1 !

Posted by: Zettai at January 20, 2022 09:58 PM (s7nRI)

4 Number 5 perhaps?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 09:59 PM (+ldAm)

5 Fourth.. not bad being I posted BEFORE the post itself. LOL.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 10:00 PM (+ldAm)

6 Midlin

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:00 PM (4fSQf)

7

unbelievable

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 10:00 PM (JVMtX)

8 Howdy Hordelings

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:01 PM (mZUr4)

9 Yay, ONT!

So, yes, I'm still alive as of today. Please do not send the Horde SWAT team for a welfare check.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 10:01 PM (SchxB)

10 Sane and subjected to MainStreamPropaganda (MSP) are orthogonal states!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

11 Jockstrap = testie nestie

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:02 PM (4fSQf)

12 good evening horde

Posted by: wing at January 20, 2022 10:02 PM (PlW9M)

13 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 10:02 PM (mD/uy)

14 Howdy all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 20, 2022 10:03 PM (ikXZL)

15 3
&numero 1 !
Posted by: Zettai at January 20, 2022 09:58 PM (s7nRI)


Not quite, but still far better than 10

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

16 Rats

Posted by: mot at January 20, 2022 10:03 PM (FmeBQ)

17 Jockstrap = testie nestie
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Balzac ?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 10:03 PM (mD/uy)

18 Evening, Horde..How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 10:04 PM (K5n5d)

19 In Finland ( and probably other countries too) traffic fines are based on income. The more you make the higher the fines.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 10:04 PM (Uom5P)

20 17 Jockstrap = testie nestie
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Balzac ?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 10:03 PM (mD

Si. Balzac.

La Familia Jewels

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:04 PM (4fSQf)

21 Well, another ripple in the fabric of Space~Time.

My 9pm passengers at Hobby Airport will now be 12:30 am passengers. Airlines fumble the flight, and I forfeit the sleep. Bass. Turds.

ONT Greetings, otherwise, Horde. Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2022 10:04 PM (QzJWU)

22
Automobile: Vroomy Zoomy

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 10:04 PM (3cHMA)

23 17 Jockstrap = testie nestie
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Balzac ?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 10:03 PM (mD/uy)


True that it has lead to so much human comedy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

24 If you could rename something in the style of the walkie talkie, what would it be and what would you call it?

"Justice" Sotomayor: Frumpy Dumpy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 10:05 PM (SchxB)

25 Take off that Breasty Nesty and let's get it on!

Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at January 20, 2022 10:06 PM (gWAUD)

26 The wifey and I just hoisted a toast to OM. Can't wait to meet him later face-to-face ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 10:06 PM (6Xyqy)

27 Traffic cameras would be illegal were the Constitution respected. The current state of technology is not specific enough to convincingly prove "beyond a reasonable doubt" that the OWNER of the car being filmed is the DRIVER of the car being filmed.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2022 10:06 PM (Cjcf6)

28 Huh, just missed the "lets slag on Dan Crenshaw" opportunity.

Had I been present I would have remarked that physical courage =/= moral courage or good judgement. There are plenty of examples of war heroes who displayed phenomenal and admirable valor who subsequently succumbed to bribery or other corruption.

People should be judged by the job they *are doing* not some other job from years ago.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:07 PM (llXky)

29 If that traffic signal were in England, it'd read "toss" or "don't toss".

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2022 10:07 PM (uvufr)

30 27

Lots of places have banned them precisely because of this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 10:08 PM (Uom5P)

31 The top cartoon is so me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 10:08 PM (lCui1)

32 Joey Biden = crappy pappy

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2022 10:09 PM (uvufr)

33 redc's gone too?? Wow. Grim start to the year. Sad to hear it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2022 10:09 PM (OTzUX)

34 67 trips around the sun as of today.

Thanks to all y'all for being family!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2022 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

35 Joe Biden: Shithead

Wait, I think i'm doing this wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:10 PM (6FeV1)

36 AH Lloyd @28, bingo.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2022 10:10 PM (OTzUX)

37 34 67 trips around the sun as of today.

Thanks to all y'all for being family!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2022 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

Happy burfday bub

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:10 PM (4fSQf)

38 Good evening, Horde.

Great ONT, WD. I'm laughing my ass off at the signs.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

39 Is anyone looking forward to this movie? I'll admit that I'm a Batman fan, and I enjoyed the Nolan trilogy, but I'm not sure Hollywood can make movies like that anymore.
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How many times can you tell the same story and pretend it is:
1. true to the source material
2. different enough to be interesting

The best "Batman" was the 1989 production.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:11 PM (llXky)

40 Please do not send the Horde SWAT team for a welfare check.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.


Too late! Zoot is already out of cell phone range !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Ophidiophobia Critic ... at January 20, 2022 10:11 PM (okV1R)

41 He says crime is rising not despite progressive policies but because of them.

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That's a big no shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 20, 2022 10:12 PM (FVME7)

42
So, wouldn't that make a Toilet a...


Sitty-Shitty?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 10:12 PM (3cHMA)

43 Too late! Zoot is already out of cell phone range !!!

Guess I better go ahead and order a new front door, then.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 10:12 PM (SchxB)

44 Just started watching "Cheers" on Hulu

What a wonderful show.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2022 10:13 PM (U2p+3)

45 Nancy Pelosi = mushy lushy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:13 PM (4fSQf)

46 redc's gone too?? Wow. Grim start to the year. Sad to hear it.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2022 10:09 PM (OTzUX)
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No kidding: I literally was wondering why he wasn't responding to my emails and thinking of sending him a text when I saw the sidebar.

Sad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:13 PM (llXky)

47 44 Just started watching "Cheers" on Hulu

What a wonderful show.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2022 10:13 PM (U2p+3)


NURSE!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:13 PM (4fSQf)

48 Shelves can be a "Fine, you just live on the floor now, knick-knack...-ey wackey."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:13 PM (6FeV1)

49 Overnight Thread = Groggy Bloggy

Posted by: mindful webworker - I Am PayDay at January 20, 2022 10:14 PM (1OfVS)

50 Female STD or the VP - coochie cootie

Posted by: mot at January 20, 2022 10:14 PM (FmeBQ)

51 Good evening. Took a few hours off and just watched shit that made me laugh. Sometimes.. ya gotta step away.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)

52 Thanks to all y'all for being family!
Posted by: browndog

Happy BD you old man!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 10:14 PM (mD/uy)

53 Good evening horde

Ive complained about him before, but Michael Shellenberger VOTED FOR THIS SH*T!

So spare me your tears.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2022 10:14 PM (EZebt)

54 Okay, y'all. Someone do kindly put some info up on the redc14 rumors? Seriously, please.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2022 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

55
I want to get Ace to get on Youtube and start doing livestreams.

It's crazy he's not doing it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 10:15 PM (3cHMA)

56 I'm sick of hearing about Batman. come up with something new, anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:15 PM (evAgx)

57 Oh, shit, not redc1c4, too! First Moron with whom I ever corresponded via email. Prayers for his family in this hour of morning.

2022, you suck -- hard!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 20, 2022 10:15 PM (v23vE)

58 The Last Days of the Covidian Cult

https://tinyurl.com/4fe7vj2c


I called the 2020 election the People's Temple election. I wish I had been a crazy conspiracy theorist

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:15 PM (ZMraq)

59 Happy birthday browndog

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 10:15 PM (lCui1)

60 Good evening. Took a few hours off and just watched shit that made me laugh. Sometimes.. ya gotta step away.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)
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I've been watching the North and South miniseries with my daughter. Tonight we finished "season 1" aka the first miniseries. It's actually very relevant - you see how things just escalate and people who were friends go full psycho on each other because of politics.

Kirstie Alley's character is the proto-SJW. It's scary how completely she fills that archetype.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:16 PM (llXky)

61 27 Traffic cameras would be illegal were the Constitution respected. The current state of technology is not specific enough to convincingly prove "beyond a reasonable doubt" that the OWNER of the car being filmed is the DRIVER of the car being filmed.
Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2022 10:06 PM (Cjcf6)

The workaround is making such offenses civil offenses. Fortunately TX ended the red traffic light camera scam recently.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 20, 2022 10:16 PM (CdZ4i)

62 Whimsical Store Signs That Make Shopping Entertaining

I am 99% certain the pizza shop with the "Special Offer" in that article is located about a half mile from my house. Awesomeness!!

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:16 PM (mZUr4)

63 Nice thoughts on OM, WD.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 10:16 PM (Xrfse)

64 Past studies using traffic light data have shown for some time now that black people break traffic laws more often than the general public. Here's a related article from City Journal from way back in 2002 - https://bit.ly/3Ahwdtk

This is a well-known "scientific" fact, and it explains why blacks have more interactions with traffic cops than whites - because they break the law more. It also helps explain why blacks are more likely to have interactions with cops that end poorly - because there are more opportunities for bad things to happen. And why blacks might feel like they're at risk of getting busted for "driving while black."

Posted by: 29Victor at January 20, 2022 10:17 PM (BJKQV)

65 Never crossed paths with redc, but nearly so. He informed me about a particular gun store of merit in my AO, he bought some things there, one day he was picking something up I actually had a shootin' match a bit further east and couldn't meet up. I did eventually get to the store, and it was as he said, a quality one.

He and Resident Evil (isn't that how he referred to his better half?) have a heck of a collection of gubs. Hope she has friends/resources to help if she wants to slim it down.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2022 10:17 PM (OTzUX)

66 Ace would be 100 times better than Beanie Pool

But he's lose his anonymity. And people would ask about the hair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:17 PM (4fSQf)

67 Inspector says "Commie Mommy" for female dems.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 20, 2022 10:17 PM (nC+QA)

68 I'm sick of hearing about Batman. come up with something new, anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:15 PM (evAgx)


There have been rumors of a new Shadow movie, and maybe Doc Savage.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:18 PM (ZMraq)

69
Ace can remain completely anonymous and faceless.
Lots of streamers just use avatars.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 10:18 PM (3cHMA)

70 2022, you suck -- hard!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 20, 2022 10:15 PM (v23vE)
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It's not 2022, it's the hangover from 2021. I've got this sense that a lot of the crap from 2021 is bleeding forward, but also moving to resolution.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:18 PM (llXky)

71 The best "Batman" was the 1989 production.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:11 PM (llXky)


Yes!!!

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:18 PM (mZUr4)

72 Ace would be 100 times better than Beanie Pool

But he's lose his anonymity. And people would ask about the hair.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:17 PM (4fSQf)
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He was on a Federalist podcast a while back. Interesting to hear his voice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:19 PM (llXky)

73 My favorite road signs are still the ones outside Denver, west of town on eastbound I-70. Aimed at the truckers, advising them of steep downgrades as they leave the Rockies for the Great Plains.

"TRUCKERS YOU ARE NOT DOWN YET"

And the like.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 20, 2022 10:19 PM (CdZ4i)

74 Hi AlaBAMA!

I am so very thankful you aren't one of our morons in the sidebar. I missed you.

I notice when folks are missing. And it frightens me.

I had the chance to meet redc last year when I went to see my Marine for Christmas. Things got busy and I didn't follow through. I wish I had.

Don't miss an opportunity. Make the effort. We truly are a special group of folks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2022 10:19 PM (U2p+3)

75 North and South has one helluva cast.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:19 PM (KAi1n)

76 That's right, the conference heard you talking to the "urinal". Just stick to that story.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 20, 2022 10:20 PM (2RBkF)

77 You want good bushcraft vids? Take a look at Coalcracker Bushcraft. He's Townsend's approved I think.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 20, 2022 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)

78 Moral courage and physical courage are two different things.

Posted by: Samson at January 20, 2022 10:21 PM (JVMtX)

79 76 That's right, the conference heard you talking to the "urinal". Just stick to that story.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 20, 2022 10:20 PM (2RBkF)

And the guy next to me was eating a big piece of caramel. Swearsies!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:21 PM (6FeV1)

80 I notice when folks are missing. And it frightens me.

I had the chance to meet redc last year when I went to see my Marine for Christmas. Things got busy and I didn't follow through. I wish I had.

Don't miss an opportunity. Make the effort. We truly are a special group of folks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2022 10:19 PM (U2p+3)


Along those lines, I was glad to see Witchdoktor on a thread yesterday morning.

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:21 PM (mZUr4)

81 Damnit.

Rest in Peace, redc1c4.

I liked that dude.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2022 10:21 PM (DgmoO)

82 Listened to these two songs a lot for a few months starting in Sep of 2020. Find myself listening to them again tonight.

https://youtu.be/opMFoF5r7-U

https://youtu.be/qP6JDLQF23g

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (SchxB)

83 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:16 PM (llXky)

Where can I watch that? Haven't seen it in years and wouldn't mind rewatching.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (nxdel)

84 Shit. Here's the thing.

It'll be three years this April, but redc14 sent me a partial '03-A3 Springfield for my birthday. Receiver, trigger, bolt, barrel w sights and some fore-end clamps, and that was it. No bottom metal, no wood, etc.

My "revenge" was in building it up to a finished rifle, which he *would've* received, had he been at the TxMoMeet last October. Was thus going to present it to him this October. And now, I can't. This one hits hard, we've traded many a mail, shipped guns back and forth, along with ammo and cigars. R.I.P. red.. dammit.. just, dammit.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (QzJWU)

85 Signor Toobin, please stop fooling around with the Zoom meeting.

Posted by: Italian Senate at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (7bRMQ)

86 If you claim to be spending your kids inheritance and you drive a Dodge... you're doing it wrong.

Way wrong.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (BFigT)

87 I give you,

BEEF JERKY

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (VxC1e)

88 I am so very thankful you aren't one of our morons in the sidebar. I missed you.

I notice when folks are missing. And it frightens me.

I had the chance to meet redc last year when I went to see my Marine for Christmas. Things got busy and I didn't follow through. I wish I had.

Don't miss an opportunity. Make the effort. We truly are a special group of folks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2022 10:19 PM (U2p+3)


Good Lord still wants me around here for something. Not sure what but that's up to Him.

Saddened to hear another longtime 'Ron has passed. I'm kinda worried about Clyde too. Has anyone heard from him?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (4fSQf)

89 Okay, y'all. Someone do kindly put some info up on the redc14 rumors? Seriously, please.

In the still-active OM thread, a person saying he or she knew red IRL posted somewhere in the mid-800s.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2022 10:23 PM (nfrXX)

90 North and South has one helluva cast.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:19 PM (KAi1n)
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No kidding! It's like a feast of 80s talent, many of whom were just getting started. Also a dollop of Old Hollywood: Jimmy Stewart, Gene Kelly, Liz Taylor.

Even Wayne Newton got a part (wtf).

Morgan Fairchild rolling in the sheets. Those were the days.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:23 PM (llXky)

91 All I can think of is Scritti Politti

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:24 PM (ZMraq)

92 19 In Finland ( and probably other countries too) traffic fines are based on income. The more you make the higher the fines.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 10:04 PM (Uom5P)

That means Finland (and other countries that do the same) features a government and society that is based on envy, sheer hatred, and overwhelming resentment.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 20, 2022 10:24 PM (CdZ4i)

93 If you claim to be spending your kids inheritance and you drive a Dodge... you're doing it wrong.

Way wrong.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Better than: "What the hell are we going to do with grandpas hooker?"

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 10:25 PM (r1z5A)

94 My "revenge" was in building it up to a finished rifle, which he *would've* received, had he been at the TxMoMeet last October. Was thus going to present it to him this October. And now, I can't. This one hits hard, we've traded many a mail, shipped guns back and forth, along with ammo and cigars. R.I.P. red.. dammit.. just, dammit.

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (QzJWU)
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I know how you feel. I have a package I was going to send him. I sent him a photo, wanted to make sure he was okay with the contents...no reply.

Waited a few weeks, more emails...nothing. I was looking for him here but he was scarce.

Now I know why.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:25 PM (llXky)

95 Hi guys
Hope your good
Hubbys watching seal team
Im drunk

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:25 PM (uWOL7)

96 Along those lines, I was glad to see Witchdoktor on a thread yesterday morning.
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:21 PM (mZUr4)
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Good. I know he's been going through some rough times. Hopefully things are getting better for him.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)

97 Thanks WD

1. In the 70s there was a push for "tough love" to counter the lefty compassion BS.

2. I agree/disagree on the fine thing. I come from a generation (I am old beyond my years) where a fine stung even if you could easily afford it without noticing. It was a rebuke, and the size of the fine should be set by societies standard, not the offenders ability to pay. I think that time is long gone though. We no longer value honor as a society. so the fine is just one more transaction. People who accept a fine as just a cost of whatever it is they are doing wrong, well they are uncivilized scum (or the law is an ass, which is usually the case anyway but not always.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2022 10:26 PM (YGkPn)

98 95 Hi guys
Hope your good
Hubbys watching seal team
Im drunk
Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:25 PM (uWOL7)

Best. Limerick. Ever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:26 PM (6FeV1)

99 Saddened to hear another longtime 'Ron has passed. I'm kinda worried about Clyde too. Has anyone heard from him?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (4fSQf)


Never miss a chance to connect with another good soul, because it is so often that that chance may NEVER come again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

100 All I can think of is Scritti Politti
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:24 PM (ZMraq)


Mid 80s one hit wonder. And a very average one at that. Cool name though.

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (mZUr4)

101 ---The current state of technology is not specific enough to convincingly prove "beyond a reasonable doubt" that the OWNER of the car being filmed is the DRIVER of the car being filmed.
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That may be the legal rational but the rational reason is that they cause accidents.



Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (JVMtX)

102 That means Finland (and other countries that do the same) features a government and society that is based on envy, sheer hatred, and overwhelming resentment.
Posted by: Snake Spiri

exactly.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (YGkPn)

103 What happened to redc14?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

104 Wayne was the sadist running Libby prison.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (KAi1n)

105 > Better than: "What the hell are we going to do with grandpas hooker?"
Posted by: Some Rat

Best to keep Doctor Jill out of it. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (BFigT)

106 Im drunk

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:25 PM (uWOL7)

Best. Limerick. Ever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:26 PM



*snort

Posted by: Zettai at January 20, 2022 10:28 PM (s7nRI)

107 Hi guys
Hope your good
Hubbys watching seal team
Im drunk
Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:25 PM (uWOL7)


Howdy Lousagirl

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:28 PM (mZUr4)

108 Where can I watch that? Haven't seen it in years and wouldn't mind rewatching.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (nxdel)
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I got the full DVD set on Amazon. Don't hate me, I make more money off of them than they get from me.

Besides, I try to buy local whenever possible. I'm loving the bargain-basement DVDs popping up in grocery stores. Some real values. Also strange shit - like "The Best of CPO Sharkey." Really?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:28 PM (llXky)

109 This one hits hard, we've traded many a mail, shipped guns back and forth, along with ammo and cigars. R.I.P. red.. dammit.. just, dammit.

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OM was a gut bunch. It felt like losing a friend. I had only a vague awareness of redc1c4. I appreciate you fleshing him out like this.

RIP redc1c4

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 10:28 PM (VxC1e)

110 Never miss a chance to connect with another good soul, because it is so often that that chance may NEVER come again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothga

The sad reality of being 29.

DO IT.

Posted by: Infidel * RIP OM at January 20, 2022 10:28 PM (qpolg)

111 Also, "Will Riker" grew a beard for the miniseries and it looked so good, he kept it when he resumed STTNG. It did.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (KAi1n)

112 I'm kinda worried about Clyde too. Has anyone heard from him?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:22 PM (4fSQf)

Tom Servo posted in the Morning Report:
"I saw a follow up post where he was back home and said he was doing much better. talked about how he was in a room with an elderly stroke victim, and resolved to do much more to make sure that wasn't him some day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 09:35 AM (evAgx)"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (lCui1)

113 Hi, Miss Lou. Think I'll join you in inebriation. Got some Paulaners in the fridge that aren't going to drink themselves.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (SchxB)

114 Wayne was the sadist running Libby prison.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (KAi1n)
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Yes, and he was scary as shit in that role. Creeped the hell out of me in the 80s on TV and it's still creepy today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (llXky)

115 Nice podcast with JJS, CBD, and MisHum.

I kinda want to hear MisHum say "Braaatwurst".

In any event, you guys were discussing the post-modern, sexual psychosis in one segment. I'd recommend The Rise and Triumph of the Modern Self by Carl R. Trueman if you'd like to read a fairly complex sociological autopsy of the psychology behind the deviant sexual revolution.

It's a fairly chewy read, but really is a good deep dive into the nexus of where the cultural shift began.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (7F9te)

116 What happened to redc14?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (TdMsT)


Passed away. CBD has a sidebar blurb. Haven't seen any further info.

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (mZUr4)

117 Of course I would be remiss if I didnt mention Oregon muse
Dammit good people die to young

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:30 PM (uWOL7)

118 Hi guys
Hope your good
Hubbys watching seal team
Im drunk
Posted by: lousagirl

Best. Limerick. Ever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I was going to go with:
Burma Shave

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 10:30 PM (mD/uy)

119 Want to read the content before commenting here?

Speedy Ready

Posted by: Boswell at January 20, 2022 10:30 PM (5iUNf)

120 Jordan Peterson just resigned his university position in Toronto, and he referenced a speech by Vladimir Putin - Putin of all people! - about the Woke disease. It scares me when Vladimir Putin makes more sense than any official in this country does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:30 PM (evAgx)

121 Got up at 5 am this morning.

Ripped out a room full of carpet. Pulled up all the tack strips and foam.

Laid down hardwood floors in the room.

Also attended 3 meetings at work in between.

My ass is beat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:31 PM (4fSQf)

122 Good evening Weird Dave. You OK? No dizziness? Feeling faint? Weird?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 20, 2022 10:31 PM (Uohrc)

123 How Spongebrain Shitpants sees himself.

Joe Biden@JoeBiden
One year ago, we started to write an American story of hope, not fear.
Of unity, not division.
Of light, not darkness.
An American story of decency and dignity.
Of love and of healing.
Of greatness and of goodness.
May this be the story that continues to guide us forward.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 20, 2022 10:31 PM (FVME7)

124 116 What happened to redc14?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

Passed away. CBD has a sidebar blurb. Haven't seen any further info.
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (mZUr4)


Dear God. Rest In Peace, redc14...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

125 Hi. Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (Y+l9t)

126 quote from Putin: "The advocates of so-called "social progress" believe they are introducing humanity to some kind of a new and better consciousness. Godspeed, hoist the flags as we say, go right ahead. The only thing that I want to say now is that their prescriptions are not new at all. It may come as a surprise to some people, but Russia has been there already. After the 1917 revolution, the Bolsheviks, relying on the dogmas of Marx and Engels, also said that they would change existing ways and customs and not just political and economic ones, but the very notion of human morality and the foundations of a healthy society. The destruction of age-old values, religion and relations between people, up to and including the total rejection of family (we had that, too), encouragement to inform on loved ones - all this was proclaimed progress and, by the way, was widely supported around the world back then and was quite fashionable, same as today. By the way, the Bolsheviks were absolutely intolerant of opinions other than theirs."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (evAgx)

127 (1/2) One of the more obnoxious minor political people in Portland is a pro-Antifa guy who runs an organization called "No More Freeways" that has successfully stymied efforts to fix a bottleneck on I-5 in central Portland. Long-run, their goal is to shut down I-5 in Portland altogether. After all, I-5 runs through rich neighborhoods, and a parallel freeway a few miles to the east runs through poor neighborhoods, so drivers should obviously take the other freeway.

After all, Global Warming Is The Biggest Challenge Mankind Has Ever Faced, so we need to make everyone live in tiny apartments next to mass transit lines, so we can ban cars.

When he's not inflicting millions of dollars in extra costs on society, he's a big soccer fan.

But he just wrote a long, whiny letter indicating that the Portland soccer teams (men and women) may not be worthy of his support.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

128 Tom Servo posted in the Morning Report:
"I saw a follow up post where he was back home and said he was doing much better. talked about how he was in a room with an elderly stroke victim, and resolved to do much more to make sure that wasn't him some day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 09:35 AM (evAgx)"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (lCui1)


Thanks sweetheart. I appreciate the update.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (4fSQf)

129 And Redc makes three. Tami late last year, OM two days ago. Maybe that's it for a long time to come. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (N86eO)

130
More evidence that the CDC and all the state level equivalents are incompetent or lying. I had been a reading some articles how it was just impossible that Moronic could've just suddenly appeared here in the US, and then basically just took over and drove Delta to extinction is oh, about week or two.

Well, sewage monitoring (everybody shits, and you can detect all sorts of shit in shit, including Coof and other diseases, as well as the rates of various drug consumption and all that) reveals that Moronic was circulating in the US in Nov. 2021.

Right under the CDC's nose. And the reason was it was so mild. So, well before South Africa, Moronic was everywhere in the US at least.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (Mzdiz)

131 You have to see this to believe it. Somehow it's a "survival tip" to make a shelter out of the PVC pipe


On the prairie made half of one of those up against the barn as a hot house. Looked aOK. Then the wind came.
Then the wind came and went and came and went and came and went and took the hot house with it.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (JVMtX)

132 I go elsewhere
But every time I come to the ont
Just makes me cry
Every time
Yall always here
Love you
Could be because I am always drunk haha

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (uWOL7)

133
Never miss a chance to connect with another good soul, because it is so often that that chance may NEVER come again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)


Wise words from one of the wisest here.

{{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

134 Also, "Will Riker" grew a beard for the miniseries and it looked so good, he kept it when he resumed STTNG. It did.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (KAi1n)
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Yeah, my friends call his character "Wussy Riker" because he's such a hen-pecked loser.

BTW, he married Genie Francis after meeting her on set. Three marriages in total resulted from the production.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (llXky)

135 Hi. Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (Y+l9t

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It's like a snowball rolling downhill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (VxC1e)

136 Im drunk

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:25 PM (uWOL7)

Best. Limerick. Ever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:26 PM



A little work and that could also be a great haiku...

Posted by: Zettai at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (s7nRI)

137 (2/2) He gave a bunch of reasons for this, but one in particular was "the club that consistently boasts about its sustainability bonafides continues to take a massive corporate sponsorship from 76, an oil company." Global warming and all that.

But he also notes:

"I can't even begin to express the extent to which I've routed my life around supporting these teams, traveling thousands of miles (and lord, spending untold thousands of dollars) to sing for the boys in green and the girls in red. New York, Vancouver, Columbus, Atlanta, Washington DC, Minneapolis, Chicago, at least a dozen trips to Seattle"

Global warming apparently isn't a problem when you are regularly flying across the country to go to a soccer game.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

138 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (evAgx)

Wow. When the president of russia tells you you're being kinda bolshie.... jeez.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (6FeV1)

139 Hi. Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Yes, seems like shit is going off the rails faster.

Posted by: Infidel * RIP OM at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (qpolg)

140 Well

Here is my plan


When the current global warming freeze passes-

I will dedicate a Day to making of BBQ, and book readings, and recall the Polgar Chess Sisters, of auld acquaintance.

All at the redc4 BBQ Pagoda, as recreated according to redc4 instructions

Posted by: Miklos at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

141 #92

Bingo!

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2022 10:34 PM (Cjcf6)

142 Hi guys
Hope your good
Hubbys watching seal team
Im drunk
Posted by: lousagirl


Almost haiku, but major props anyway, lousagirl!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:34 PM (hOUT3)

143 Does anyone know how redc died? I hadn't known he was sick - was it sudden?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 10:35 PM (lCui1)

144 BTW, he married Genie Francis after meeting her on set. Three marriages in total resulted from the production.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (llXky)

Wasn't he married to that actress from that soap opera? Cassie something or other?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:35 PM (6FeV1)

145 Haiku to you too mwaaaaa

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:35 PM (uWOL7)

146 125 Hi. Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (Y+l9t)


Yes.

{{{Sharon}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

147 I knew about Will Riker and Laura Spencer. Who are the other two?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:36 PM (KAi1n)

148 Every time
Yall always here
Love you
Could be because I am always drunk haha
Posted by: lousagirl

You sound just like Darleen

Or maybe that was Marleen

Posted by: Miklos is in trouble because Charleen saw that at January 20, 2022 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

149 Please do not send the Horde SWAT team for a welfare check.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Horde SWAT team - armed with hot tire irons?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 10:36 PM (lCui1)

150 A little work and that could also be a great haiku...
Posted by: Zettai at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (s7nRI)


Zettai, the Horde mind scares the hell out of me far too often!

#142

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:36 PM (hOUT3)

151 Along those lines, I was glad to see Witchdoktor on a thread yesterday morning.
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:21 PM (mZUr4)
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Good. I know he's been going through some rough times. Hopefully things are getting better for him.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)


Our gray box friends are real people with real lives. I thank God for this place and all of you strange but loveable Hordelings.

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:37 PM (mZUr4)

152 Hi. Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (Y+l9t)


The local post office has taken down its "masks must be worn" signs (because Oregon) and I had the fun of telling a lady and her daughter that they didn't have to wear masks because of no signs as they started walking in.
No idea but I thought it was a start.

Sharon, the Berlin wall came down because a minor bureaucrat got an incomplete talking point about relaxing passports to visit West Germany and read it straight during a press briefing, and when the crowds pushed through the checkpoints, the officers in charge didn't think it was worth it to kill them all.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:37 PM (ZMraq)

153 Hi. Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


Most definitely.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 10:38 PM (r1z5A)

154 Hi. Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (Y+l9t)
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We can't worry about that. All we can do is try to make the best of things. My grandkids came over tonight and it was just a hoot. They grow up so fast - Little Guy can almost crawl and Big Sis is just a bundle of energy, using so many words now!

I take things as they come.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:38 PM (llXky)

155 {{{Ladyl}}}
How do you be?
Is playing tennis in the snow enough of a challenge for you?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

156 That's what it must be.

Things are about to go ass over teakettle, and the Lord is just airlifting out His favorites before things really get hectic.

That's what I'm going with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:38 PM (6FeV1)

157 146 125 Hi. Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:32 PM (Y+l9t)
Yes.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:35 PM (TdMsT)


Hi {{{Sharon}}} and {{{Ladyl}}}. Tough few days for the Horde.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 20, 2022 10:38 PM (v23vE)

158 Someone with art skillz should make a drawing like the old Schwarzenegger Conan movie posters. But with the Horde holding tire irons, hot 'ette wenches holding hot irons and Ace sitting on a throne of skulls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:39 PM (4fSQf)

159 I made some pretty damn good peanut butter cookies today
I saw that these faking crazy website sell cookies for like 65 fucking dollars
I mean I think I might have to get a cookie website!!

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:39 PM (uWOL7)

160 Reworking the lousagirl post into 5-7-5:

Hi guys, Hope your good
Hubby is watching seal team
I am drunk tonight

I'll leave Limerickization to Muldoon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 10:39 PM (SchxB)

161
*considers*

*consults with National Security Council*

*marks X on the lower left box*

Posted by: SloJo playing chess or the game thing at January 20, 2022 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

162 Nice podcast with JJS, CBD, and MisHum.

I'm going to listen to it tomorrow. This day was sort of a mess. But I got to see my old pups and after two weeks it was just what I needed. BTW.. the vet tech who works at Shep's got her booster 3 days ago. She was deathly ill for the next 24 hours. I flat out told her.. don't do that shit again. It's poison.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:40 PM (nxdel)

163

I always thought the end of the pandemic and the virtual collapse of the regime would feel good...

Posted by: Zettai at January 20, 2022 10:40 PM (s7nRI)

164 Our gray box friends are real people with real lives. I thank God for this place and all of you strange but loveable Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:37 PM (mZUr4)

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Yes. Take your blessings where you find them. We're blessed to have this place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 10:40 PM (VxC1e)

165 {{Ladyl}} Miss you.
Just feels like things are so out of control. They wanted to use the 25th amendment to get rid of Trump when he stumbled on a ramp and impeached him 3 times but Biden can't finish a thought and tells Putin it'sokay to invade Ukraine giving a green light to China to invade Taiwan and he's okay to govern the country. I just can't imagine the thought process that allows this to continue. These people have no regard for anything except their own sinecures.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:40 PM (Y+l9t)

166 Horde SWAT team - armed with hot tire irons?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 10:36 PM (lCui1)

SWAT isn't an acronym. It's just the sound it makes when we show up.

*SWAT SWAT SWAT*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (6FeV1)

167
Our gray box friends are real people with real lives. I thank God for this place and all of you strange but loveable Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:37 PM (mZUr4)


This. I feel a connection to members of the Horde, often greater than that to lifelong friends.

I think it's because I finally found My People.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

168 Sharon, the Berlin wall came down because a minor bureaucrat got an incomplete talking point about relaxing passports to visit West Germany and read it straight during a press briefing, and when the crowds pushed through the checkpoints, the officers in charge didn't think it was worth it to kill them all.
Posted by: Kindltot


Isn't there the engineering idea that there are no catastrophic failures. Little failures with the proper amount of blind eye just keep multiplying till....oops.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)

169 I mean I think I might have to get a cookie website!!
Posted by: lousagirl

Lousagirl.mu.nu

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

170 I flat out told her.. don't do that shit again. It's poison.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:40 PM (nxdel)


Good on you for speaking out!
True evil is stalking this land of ours.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (hOUT3)

171 Was thus going to present it to him this October. And now, I can't. This one hits hard

No doubt, Jim. Very sorry.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (Xrfse)

172 All right
Pissed some people off
I will still always come to the aos ont on occasion
Love yall
Be Happy
Mwaaaaa

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (uWOL7)

173 Is anyone looking forward to this movie?
___

No.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (RU4sa)

174 I knew about Will Riker and Laura Spencer. Who are the other two?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:36 PM (KAi1n)
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Lesley-Anne Down married a crew member and the on-screen romance between George and Constance was actually real. They got married and had two kids.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:42 PM (llXky)

175 But with the Horde holding tire irons, hot 'ette wenches holding hot irons and Ace sitting on a throne of skulls.
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Hmmm. A massive ewok sitting on a throne of skulls with hot 'ette wenches surrounding him...Blood dripping down his chin and fire in his eyes...I kind of like it!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 10:42 PM (K5n5d)

176 Yes. Take your blessings where you find them. We're blessed to have this place.
Posted by: Cicero

That is an understatement, Cicero.

Been a crappy week.

Posted by: Infidel * RIP OM at January 20, 2022 10:42 PM (qpolg)

177 Hi. Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?

Not yet. But it's coming.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:42 PM (nxdel)

178 Icy Creamy

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2022 10:42 PM (z8oRC)

179 I mean I think I might have to get a cookie website!!

Posted by: lousagirl at January 20, 2022 10:39 PM (uWOL7)

Please note. There are cookies on every website!

Posted by: The Internet at January 20, 2022 10:43 PM (7bRMQ)

180 Someone with art skillz should make a drawing like the old Schwarzenegger Conan movie posters. But with the Horde holding tire irons, hot 'ette wenches holding hot irons and Ace sitting on a throne of skulls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:39 PM (4fSQf)
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You left out the towering spires of shelves. Shelves filled with flaming skulls.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:43 PM (llXky)

181 Isn't there the engineering idea that there are no catastrophic failures. Little failures with the proper amount of blind eye just keep multiplying till....oops.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)


SR, I like the E Hemingway concept:

Slowly...
then all at once!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:43 PM (hOUT3)

182 165 {{Ladyl}} Miss you.
Just feels like things are so out of control. They wanted to use the 25th amendment to get rid of Trump when he stumbled on a ramp and impeached him 3 times but Biden can't finish a thought and tells Putin it'sokay to invade Ukraine giving a green light to China to invade Taiwan and he's okay to govern the country. I just can't imagine the thought process that allows this to continue. These people have no regard for anything except their own sinecures.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:40 PM (Y+l9t)


I feel as if the non-stop leftist propaganda has caused mass psychosis in half the country.

I remind myself every day to try to keep my wits about me while in the mist of insanity.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

183 I feel a connection to members of the Horde, often greater than that to lifelong friends.

I think it's because I finally found My People.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (TdMsT)


Well said

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (mZUr4)

184 Isn't there the engineering idea that there are no catastrophic failures. Little failures with the proper amount of blind eye just keep multiplying till....oops.

Slightly different theory in nuclear plant safety - the idea is that the number of small incidents at a plant is a good predictor of the likelihood of the probability of a big accident.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

185 Please note. There are cookies on every website!

They don't taste very good, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (SchxB)

186 If you could rename something in the style of the walkie talkie, what would it be and what would you call it?

Condoms would be Weenie Beanies.

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (P1f+c)

187 And dammit...ONT!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (JfNvZ)

188 Our gray box friends are real people with real lives. I thank God for this place and all of you strange but loveable Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:37 PM (mZUr4)

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Yes. Take your blessings where you find them. We're blessed to have this place.
Posted by: Cicero

Ace is in my Will.

Since I don't know his name, lawyer says unusual but doable.

Posted by: Miklos refuses to leave just yet at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

189 SWAT isn't an acronym. It's just the sound it makes when we show up.
*SWAT SWAT SWAT*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (6FeV1)


"Guardia de Asalto"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (ZMraq)

190 Dear {{{Jewells}}}

Miss you like mad.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

191 And dammit...ONT!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

And moar ONT dammit!

Posted by: Miklos refuses the oppression of These days at January 20, 2022 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

192 You left out the towering spires of shelves. Shelves filled with flaming skulls.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:43 PM (llXky)

Maybe the shelves falling down. Stuff sliding off. I can see it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (4fSQf)

193 "Guardia de Asalto"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (ZMraq)
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*nods knowingly*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (llXky)

194 Not yet. But it's coming.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:42 PM (nxdel)

And quickly!!

Posted by: Premature Ejaculation at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (7bRMQ)

195 SR, I like the E Hemingway concept:

Slowly...
then all at once!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft!


The carpenter BiL: "Errors always compound, they never cancel."

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (r1z5A)

196 Miss you too Ladyl!!! We need to talk soon!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (nxdel)

197 #165

That's because they are the enemy. I know I sound like a broken record in this forum, but the "white church lady crowd" is going to enslave us all if we don't confront them. 45% of the voters voted for Hillary. 45% of the voters voted for President vegetable. This is treason-level behavior. NOBODY should be so stupidly focused on "trans rights" and other such nonsense that they would pull the figurative lever for those two fools. Yet here we are. The time for "reasonable" discourse has long passed. We're at the point where open mockery and spiteful condemnation are the only dialogue we should be involved with.

If your "friends" consider themselves democrats, they are NOT your friends.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (Cjcf6)

198 SWAT isn't an acronym. It's just the sound it makes when we show up.

*SWAT SWAT SWAT*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (6FeV1)


Trivia question - what is the difference between an acronym and an abbreviation?

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (mZUr4)

199 He had GI problems for a long time.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (JVMtX)

200 Name for a place for like minds to congregate:

Horde Board.

Posted by: 496 at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (U1eOr)

201 Hey!
Doof! Miklos! So wonderful to see you guys!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (JfNvZ)

202 Maybe the shelves falling down. Stuff sliding off. I can see it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (4fSQf)
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They have to be impossibly high, like warhammer 40k artwork. Ludicrous scale.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (llXky)

203 I think it's because I finally found My People.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
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That was the weirdest thing about attending the TXMOME last fall. I honestly felt like I was *home* even though I'd never met any of you before in real life. "My People" indeed!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (K5n5d)

204 Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?


I did. But I don't.

I was about to post a really long story about a church retreat I went to on Sunday and into Monday morning, and how I really didn't want to go. How I thought it would be stupid, and awkward, and how the weather here (snow storm) made it seem like even a worse idea.

But I went anyway. And the power went out, and we ate in the dark, and there was no cell reception, and all we had for entertainment was each other and an 80 year old missionary playing a guitar that we all sang hymns too.

And I figured something out. We are so busy lamenting losing what we have that we aren't busy enjoying that we have it.

Go out and fill your soul with fellowship, adventure and the glory of the world. Cast off the burdens by reveling in the blessings. OM, Tami, redc.....they aren't burdened now. They are with the Almighty, and us, for now, we've got each other and family and friends and the glorious works of God.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (7F9te)

205 Gunther Schabowski
"As far as i know, immediately."

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (KAi1n)

206 Condoms would be Weenie Beanies.

Posted by: mikeski at January

Thread winner!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (Y+l9t)

207 Well, I'll say "almost goodnight" to you all. Many of you, for sure "goodnight", as you'll be in snoozeland before I return.

In about three or four hours time, after this last round trip for this day's schedule at work. But, I'll check in when I get home again, then.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (QzJWU)

208
Joe Biden@JoeBiden
One year ago, we started to write an American story of hope, not fear.
Of unity, not division.
Of light, not darkness.
An American story of decency and dignity.
Of love and of healing.
Of greatness and of goodness.
May this be the story that continues to guide us forward.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022


I'll have what he's having ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2022 10:48 PM (pNxlR)

209 They don't taste very good, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (SchxB)

But they're free!!!

Posted by: The Internet at January 20, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)

210 Trivia question - what is the difference between an acronym and an abbreviation?
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (mZUr4)

One's positive, but the other's kind of a piece of shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:48 PM (6FeV1)

211 Hey!
Doof! Miklos! So wonderful to see you guys!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (JfNvZ)


Howdy COMM!

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:48 PM (mZUr4)

212
That was the weirdest thing about attending the TXMOME last fall. I honestly felt like I was *home* even though I'd never met any of you before in real life. "My People" indeed!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (K5n5d)


I've become very close to a number f people. They have sustained me through these burning times.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

213 They have to be impossibly high, like warhammer 40k artwork. Ludicrous scale.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (llXky)


Ludicrous scale is the only scale.

Go plaid or go home, I always say.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:48 PM (4fSQf)

214 203 I think it's because I finally found My People.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
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That was the weirdest thing about attending the TXMOME last fall. I honestly felt like I was *home* even though I'd never met any of you before in real life. "My People" indeed!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (K5n5d)


Same here, Perfessor. Things like attending TxMoMe are way outside of my comfort zone -- and yet, I'm so glad I did it!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 20, 2022 10:48 PM (v23vE)

215 Trivia question - what is the difference between an acronym and an abbreviation?
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:46 PM (mZUr4)


IIRC, one is shrtr.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:49 PM (ZMraq)

216
Yes. Take your blessings where you find them. We're blessed to have this place.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 10:40 PM (VxC1e)

Absolutely! And while being mindful of the pain of the loss of our dear friends so recently, and not intending to diminish that in any way, I still want to say that this is indeed a Good Evening! And a Good Day, a Good Month, and a very Good Year. Our enemies are falling apart, and all of their plans are collapsing. You wonder who's feeling terror tonight? Everyone who counts on Joe Biden succeeding for their livelihood - they now know he's going down, and they're going down with him.

We're in a War - we've repeated that many times, but the lesson needs to be internalized. War never "feels" good when you're in the middle of it, not even when you're on the winning side. No one felt "good" at Iwo Jima, or Okinawa, and rhetorically that's where we are right now. But We're Winning. Never forget that. We are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:49 PM (evAgx)

217 Good night, Jim!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

218 Good night, Galveston Jim

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:49 PM (mZUr4)

219 "Guardia de Asalto"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (ZMraq)
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*nods knowingly*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

*un poquito de glare*

Posted by: Sergente Pedro Gonzales, still wondering if Zorro is ghey at January 20, 2022 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)

220 The Djokovic Australian Open drama gets more insane.

Appears Australian authorities allowed another player , Rublev to enter Australia knowing he had Covid and just require him to quarantine for 10 days. Another player tested positive after his first round match . Another top player made accusation that a number of players are positive but haven't been tested.

You have Covid . No problem you can come into the country.

You don't have Covid but unvaxxed . Sorry you must be deported.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2022 10:50 PM (z8oRC)

221 Hey peeps.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 10:50 PM (II3Gr)

222 Female STD or the VP - coochie cootie

Posted by: mot at January 20, 2022 10:14 PM (FmeBQ)

Thong - Coochie Coozie.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 10:50 PM (SH2Zi)

223
We're in a War - we've repeated that many times, but the lesson needs to be internalized. War never "feels" good when you're in the middle of it, not even when you're on the winning side. No one felt "good" at Iwo Jima, or Okinawa, and rhetorically that's where we are right now. But We're Winning. Never forget that. We are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:49 PM (evAgx)


OMG. Thank you for these words...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

224
IIRC, one is shrtr.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:49 PM (ZMraq)

oh that's good. that's very good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:50 PM (evAgx)

225 That was the weirdest thing about attending the TXMOME last fall. I honestly felt like I was *home* even though I'd never met any of you before in real life. "My People" indeed!

That's how I felt when I went to my first one. I felt like I was home. And it was a pleasure to meet you last year

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:51 PM (nxdel)

226 Lassie. Go for help. I'm stranded!

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 10:51 PM (G0G8s)

227 Go out and fill your soul with fellowship, adventure and the glory of the world. Cast off the burdens by reveling in the blessings. OM, Tami, redc.....they aren't burdened now. They are with the Almighty, and us, for now, we've got each other and family and friends and the glorious works of God.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (7F9te)
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Yes. I used to focus on all the bad things, have my lamentations, but I now count my blessings. There's so much joy in the world that we just ignore because all we want to find is a reason to complain.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:51 PM (llXky)

228 Go plaid or go home, I always say.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I have been waiting for an excuse

*I still fit in my old kilt*

*SOUNDS THE PIPES*

Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at January 20, 2022 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)

229 Trivia question - what is the difference between an acronym and an abbreviation?
Posted by: Doof
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An acronym spells out an actual word, like RAM.
ATM is *not* an acronym.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 10:52 PM (DMQdU)

230 #220

Australia is an object lesson of what happens when you strip a country's citizens of their ability to defend themselves.

New York City is as well.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2022 10:52 PM (Cjcf6)

231 228 Go plaid or go home, I always say.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I have been waiting for an excuse

*I still fit in my old kilt*

*SOUNDS THE PIPES*
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at January 20, 2022 10:51 PM (QzkSJ


Dude. Underwear please.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:52 PM (4fSQf)

232 *I still fit in my old kilt*
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#MeToo

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 10:52 PM (K5n5d)

233 Sometimes I worry about that crazy Miklos...
I hope is all well with you...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 10:52 PM (JfNvZ)

234 Lassie. Go for help. I'm stranded!
Posted by: Pete Bog

Good luck

Posted by: zombie Lorne Greene at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

235 One year ago, we started to write an American story of hope, not fear. - "Long Dark Winter"
Of unity, not division. - "We're All In This Together (So Do What We Say Or We'll Ruin Your Life)"
Of light, not darkness. - "No Further Questions"
An American story of decency and dignity. - "And shitting yourself in front of the pope"
Of love and of healing. - "You can't take that medicine that we know usually works and won't kill you. Take this biotech that may or may not kill you and probably won't do jack shit. And if you don't, then just die already."
Of greatness and of goodness. - "... oh, just fuck you, you pervert."
May this be the story that continues to guide us forward. - "Seriously. Get bent."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (6FeV1)

236 Is ribbie an acronym?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

237 *un poquito de glare*
Posted by: Sergente Pedro Gonzales, still wondering if Zorro is ghey at January 20, 2022 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)


Facil a determinar: Zorro era hombre de espada, no de punal

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (ZMraq)

238 How in all holy hell do west coast folks deal with an ONT that shows up at 7PM?

THIS IS JUST WRONG!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (9KfYY)

239 Lassie. Go for help. I'm stranded!
Posted by: Pete Bog

In the well?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 10:54 PM (mD/uy)

240 232 *I still fit in my old kilt*
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#MeToo
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 10:52 PM (K5n5d)

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The cleaners says they lost my kilt. I have my doubts.

MacCollough!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 10:54 PM (VxC1e)

241 Dude. Underwear please.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:52 PM (4fSQf)
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Or a longer kilt. Was that designed for Daisy Duke?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:54 PM (llXky)

242 Trivia question - what is the difference between an acronym and an abbreviation?
Posted by: Doof
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An acronym spells out an actual word, like RAM.
ATM is *not* an acronym.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 10:52 PM (DMQdU)


Yes. And further, all acronyms are abbreviations, but not all abbreviations are acronyms. In your example, both RAM and ATM are abbreviations, but only RAM is an acronym.

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:54 PM (mZUr4)

243 In the well?

Always in the well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 10:54 PM (Xrfse)

244 Traffic cameras reminded me of this fatal crash today
https://is.gd/N9Hpfk

Posted by: Ciampino at January 20, 2022 10:55 PM (qfLjt)

245 THIS IS JUST WRONG!

lmao! That's how I felt when I was in AZ last year. I never did adjust.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:55 PM (nxdel)

246 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2022 10:55 PM (qAR6u)

247 Please do not send the Horde SWAT team for a welfare check.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Horde SWAT team - armed with hot tire irons?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 10:36 PM (lCui1)

'Ettes, with pudding.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 10:55 PM (SH2Zi)

248 That's how I felt when I went to my first one. I felt like I was home. And it was a pleasure to meet you last year
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB


It was neat to put faces to names, to discover how genuine everyone was...freaking great.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 10:55 PM (r1z5A)

249 Dude. Underwear please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

hah

The "sporran" is why the Lowlander ladies seek th' Highlanders.

Posted by: Miklos, and Up the Laird (which is apparently me) at January 20, 2022 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

250 Why is miklos wearing knee highs?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:55 PM (4fSQf)

251 How in all holy hell do west coast folks deal with an ONT that shows up at 7PM?

THIS IS JUST WRONG!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (9KfYY)

We take over when you "leasterners" go to bed....

Posted by: Westerners at January 20, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)

252 Is ribbie an acronym?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (KAi1n)


RBI is not, but when pronounced "ribbie" it kinda becomes one

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:56 PM (mZUr4)

253 An acronym spells out an actual word, like RAM.
ATM is *not* an acronym.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 10:52 PM (DMQdU)

Not that it spells a word but is pronounced as a word, Like NASA.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2022 10:56 PM (z8oRC)

254 How in all holy hell do west coast folks deal with an ONT that shows up at 7PM?
THIS IS JUST WRONG!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (9KfYY)


Cafe is for dinnertime, and ONT slows down about 9pm

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 10:56 PM (ZMraq)

255 But they're free!!!

So's herpes, doesn't mean it's good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 10:56 PM (SchxB)

256 I believe, like Tom Servo, that we ARE winning this thing. It'd be great if someone (besides me) would inject a little optimism in the daywalker threads, though.

Disheartening drumbeat of gloom and doom there. I am afraid they are talking themselves into accepting defeat. Getting sick of reading it.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2022 10:56 PM (KATBx)

257 Automatic teller machine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:57 PM (4fSQf)

258 It was neat to put faces to names, to discover how genuine everyone was...freaking great.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
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I have a face that was made for radio.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:57 PM (llXky)

259 Off worst sock ever

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 10:57 PM (z8oRC)

260 For several years, the ONT was rockin' all night long.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:57 PM (KAi1n)

261 I always wondered what this place was like at 2 am but there is no way I 'd ever stay up long enough to find out.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:57 PM (Y+l9t)

262 249 Dude. Underwear please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

---------

"I dunn' know where you were last night

But it seems you won first prize."

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at January 20, 2022 10:58 PM (VxC1e)

263 Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (9KfYY)

Dave -- you anywhere near Lakeland FL? I'm gonna be down there next weekend

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:58 PM (mZUr4)

264 The cleaners says they lost my kilt. I have my doubts.

MacCollough!
Posted by: Cicero

No, that was Mrs. Kim, nice Korean Presbyterians (no joke there are a lot).

Posted by: Miklos, officially one-quarter McCulloch, and they have a "castle" for sale at January 20, 2022 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

265 252 Is ribbie an acronym?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

RBI is not, but when pronounced "ribbie" it kinda becomes one
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:56 PM (mZUr4)

If you say RBI as if it were the conjectured word "ribbie", then Ar-Bee-Eye the mere abbreviation becomes "Ribbie" the acronym.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:58 PM (6FeV1)

266 Automatic teller machine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:57 PM (4f

Except on PornHub

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 10:58 PM (z8oRC)

267 The "My People" concept rarely works in the real world; however, when those people have been "distilled through the fires of AoS, it does work, as amply demonstrated at EVERY MoMe I have ever attended!.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 10:58 PM (hOUT3)

268 Progressive policies are always sold as "compassionate", and frankly they're anything but. Where's the compassion in doing nothing


This is one of the core messages of Seattle is Dying, which if you have not watched it, you should.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2022 10:59 PM (7F9te)

269 It was neat to put faces to names, to discover how genuine everyone was...freaking great.

Truly! and then getting to sit down with people you've only talked to here and really get to know them. I met you, Perfessor, Nurse and many others. Every year it's always new and so much fun. I think of all of you as my family.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 10:59 PM (nxdel)

270
Disheartening drumbeat of gloom and doom there. I am afraid they are talking themselves into accepting defeat. Getting sick of reading it.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2022 10:56 PM (KATBx)
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For a while it was pervasive, and I only commented on the weekends. OM's book thread and Weasel's gun threads were the only times I bothered because everyone seemed to be loading revolvers and holding them to their foreheads while swearing profusely.

It's no way to live, that's for sure. I'm glad to see people getting some humor back.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:59 PM (llXky)

271 Good times are here again. America's diaper runneth over.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2022 10:59 PM (KFhLj)

272 Well we'll well

In the crappy airport hotel

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 10:59 PM (G0G8s)

273 I always wondered what this place was like at 2 am but there is no way I 'd ever stay up long enough to find out.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 10:57 PM (Y+l9t)


You have no idea what you are missing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 11:00 PM (hOUT3)

274 THIS IS JUST WRONG!
Posted by: Dave in Fla

When Dave in FL uses all caps

Shit b srs

Posted by: Miklos, in with the cool kids of 1984 at January 20, 2022 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)

275 266 Automatic teller machine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 10:57 PM (4f

Except on PornHub
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 10:58 PM (z8oRC


Dude.

Dooood.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 11:00 PM (4fSQf)

276 ...nice Korean Presbyterians (no joke there are a lot).

Posted by: Miklos, officially one-quarter McCulloch, and they have a "castle" for sale at January 20, 2022 10:58 PM



We've got Baptist Koreans in my AO...

Posted by: Zettai at January 20, 2022 11:00 PM (s7nRI)

277 Except on PornHub

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 10:58 PM (z8oRC)
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I don't even want to know.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (llXky)

278 Automatic teller machine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And always silent.

huh

Posted by: Penn at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

279 You have Covid . No problem you can come into the country.

You don't have Covid but unvaxxed . Sorry you must be deported.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2022 10:50 PM (z8oRC)

The point is submission to the mandate

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (lCui1)

280 Well we'll well

In the crappy airport hotel
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 10:59 PM (G0G8s)

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Don't miss the complimentary breakfast buffet. Its complimentary!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (VxC1e)

281 "Is anyone looking forward to this movie? I'll admit that I'm a Batman fan, and I enjoyed the Nolan trilogy, but I'm not sure Hollywood can make movies like that anymore."

I had major doubts about Pattinson's casting, then I heard about the C-19 related delays and I thought, 'disaster'. Then I saw Pattinson in Tenet, and he was very good in that; believable as an action/spy figure. At this point, I'm intrigued. Not paying to see it, however. I'll wait.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (mdjgu)

282 Well shit, it's 10:00 and I'm turning into a pumpkin. Night ya'll. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (nxdel)

283 Dude.

Dooood.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 11:00 PM (4fSQf)

There is a small indie car lot by me called "A2M". I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know I'd rather get a bike.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)

284 I've been meaning to write this for a few days. I do not want DeSantis to run for president. He is in a perfect place to affect real changes. He goes to DC, and it'll be just like Trump, the deep state is out to fuck him from making any real improvements. Much like Youngkin, we would be better served by stronger governors who can tell the feds to EABOD, and make their states sanctuaries for individual freedom. I think this is where we should focus. Force a rerun to federalism, that way it won't matter as much on who occupies the White House. Food for thought.

Posted by: Trog04 at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (oNVik)

285 All is well!

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (Xrfse)

286 Why didn't those survival tips include taking a selfie with your geodesic dome or winter forest steam room? What good is conquering the wilderness in style if the whole world doesn't know about it?

Posted by: Ripley at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (PTDkx)

287 Baptist Koreans rock. I'd take a roof position with any of them.

Except Kim. That bastard smokes like a chimney.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (4fSQf)

288 Speaking of progressive cities, our little suburb spends about $2 million/year on "alleviating" homelessness. Our expert on the city council just reported we housed about six people last year. We were talking that we have seen or heard of about 6-8 people who either dropped dead or were rendered unconscious due to OD. So our deaths are about the same as our "housed" stats. This doesn't seem like a good ROI.

Posted by: pj at January 20, 2022 11:02 PM (G1dq6)

289 I have a face that was made for radio.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Heh, hence the "author" moniker?

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:02 PM (r1z5A)

290 256 I believe, like Tom Servo, that we ARE winning this thing. It'd be great if someone (besides me) would inject a little optimism in the daywalker threads, though.

Disheartening drumbeat of gloom and doom there. I am afraid they are talking themselves into accepting defeat. Getting sick of reading it.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2022 10:56 PM (KATBx)

I don't deny that a year ago I was pretty down - I knew we had to wait for something to happen, and I didn't know what it would be, or how long we would have to wait.

Now it's happened. Much more quickly than I had dared to hope! Best advice I can give is to look forward, not behind.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:02 PM (evAgx)

291 Well...
I guess I'll go ahead and lurk.
After all. Its probably what I do best.
Love you folks always!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 11:02 PM (JfNvZ)

292 There is a small indie car lot by me called "A2M". I don't know why, I don't know how, I just know I'd rather get a bike.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1


Someone should tell the owner. Or maybe the owner knows and is advertising.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 11:02 PM (4fSQf)

293 The enemy has been taking some damage lately, creating some desperation. There could be a Battle of the Bulge coming up.

Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2022 11:03 PM (9sjiB)

294 Automatic teller machine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

In theory, yes.

In practice, not, due to the size and weight of the device.

Posted by: Edward "Ede" Teller at January 20, 2022 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

295 The "My People" concept rarely works in the real world; however, when those people have been "distilled through the fires of AoS, it does work, as amply demonstrated at EVERY MoMe I have ever attended!.

It is the wonder of Teh Horde. We have seen the world and it's workings and have come to similar conclusions, although often not the same ones. We are many minds, perceiving things each in our own way, and yet we agree on so much. We are a people, separated geographically, yet together intellectually.

Or that could be the beer talking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 11:04 PM (SchxB)

296 Heh, hence the "author" moniker?

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:02 PM (r1z5A)
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It's more credible than "Ace-Endorsed Heartthrob"

Plus, my wife might object.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:04 PM (llXky)

297 293 The enemy has been taking some damage lately, creating some desperation. There could be a Battle of the Bulge coming up.
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2022 11:03 PM (9sjiB


*Looks at sock drawer*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 11:04 PM (4fSQf)

298 had major doubts about Pattinson's casting, then I heard about the C-19 related delays and I thought, 'disaster'. Then I saw Pattinson in Tenet, and he was very good in that; believable as an action/spy figure. At this point, I'm intrigued. Not paying to see it, however. I'll wait.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (mdjgu)

He should have won awards for The Rover. Australian film so not that big box office but great film and he was great.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:04 PM (z8oRC)

299 Disheartening drumbeat of gloom and doom there. I am afraid they are talking themselves into accepting defeat. Getting sick of reading it.
Posted by: irongrampa

No Nattering Nabob of Negativism here.

Posted by: Miklos "Spiro" Agnew at January 20, 2022 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

300 *Looks at sock drawer*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 11:04 PM (4fSQf)
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*finds a cat*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 11:06 PM (K5n5d)

301 Now it's happened. Much more quickly than I had dared to hope! Best advice I can give is to look forward, not behind.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:02 PM (evAgx)

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It's the Miracle of the House of Brandenburg all over again!

Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at January 20, 2022 11:06 PM (VxC1e)

302 Hey Horde, So great to see so many here that I met at the Texas MoMe, heck, I felt right at home, you guys are the very best.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2022 11:06 PM (a4EWo)

303 Force a rerun to federalism, that way it won't matter as much on who occupies the White House. Food for thought.
Posted by: Trog04 at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (oNVik)


The governors are in a unique position to effect change, but they need time continuity in place as governors. This is one time I am upset that Virginia has a one term governor law!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 11:07 PM (hOUT3)

304 Speaking of progressive cities, our little suburb spends about $2 million/year on "alleviating" homelessness. Our expert on the city council just reported we housed about six people last year. We were talking that we have seen or heard of about 6-8 people who either dropped dead or were rendered unconscious due to OD. So our deaths are about the same as our "housed" stats. This doesn't seem like a good ROI.

Posted by: pj at January 20, 2022 11:02 PM (G1dq6)

I will house 12-16 and kill only 3-4 for $1 million.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 11:07 PM (SH2Zi)

305 I watched Tenet and the onnly thing I remember is that I had no idea what the movie was about.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 11:07 PM (Y+l9t)

306 He should have won awards for The Rover. Australian film so not that big box office but great film and he was great.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:04 PM (z8oRC)
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Didn't his co-star/squeeze turn lesbian?

I always wonder about how that works. Knew a guy in high school whose prom date ended up switching teams. Changed her name and everything.

Tried to make time with a girl in college - quite cute, but never got any traction. Fast-forward 25 years and she looks like a tank with a brush cut. Weird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:08 PM (llXky)

307 293 The enemy has been taking some damage lately, creating some desperation. There could be a Battle of the Bulge coming up.
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2022 11:03 PM (9sjiB)

We've been using the WW2 analogy, so it's a fair thought. But I will point out that as bas as the Third Reich was, what made them so frightening was that they had some seriously intelligent strategic thinkers on their side, commanders who were very good at their profession, and who were capable of great surprise, even at the end.

Today's Democrats have got - Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. And Pelosi. and of course - Behold the Strategic Brilliance of Chuckie Schumer!!! (who knew there would be a price to pay for putting idiots in charge of everything???)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:08 PM (evAgx)

308 Weekreekfarmgirl has tried to comment a few times over the past few weeks and keeps getting a "500 internal error" code. On two different systems.

Any clues what could have happened or how to fix it?

Posted by: KT at January 20, 2022 11:08 PM (0ghg2)

309 One of the homeless guys who hangs out at the small local public library also seems to be a hoarder. He has a bunch of battered suitcases, bags, shopping bags, half of which permanently occupy a park bench outside, the other half parked inside the library entrance. Pretty sure management is scared to tell him to move his stuff.

Some people choose to be homeless, I get that, but it's not a lifestyle choice compatible with hoarding.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:08 PM (lCui1)

310 Or that could be the beer talking.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 11:04 PM (SchxB)


On an ONT,
nah, that's just crazy talk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3)

311 >>> 227 Go out and fill your soul with fellowship, adventure and the glory of the world. Cast off the burdens by reveling in the blessings. OM, Tami, redc.....they aren't burdened now. They are with the Almighty, and us, for now, we've got each other and family and friends and the glorious works of God.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (7F9te)
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Yes. I used to focus on all the bad things, have my lamentations, but I now count my blessings. There's so much joy in the world that we just ignore because all we want to find is a reason to complain.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 10:51 PM (llXky)

Yes, thank you for this reminder.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 11:09 PM (llON8)

312 The enemy has been taking some damage lately, creating some desperation. There could be a Battle of the Bulge coming up.
Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2022 11:03 PM (9sjiB


*Looks at sock drawer*
Posted by: AlaBAMA

You say Bulges??!!

Posted by: Yortuk Georg and Miklos Festrunk from Bratislava at January 20, 2022 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

313 My "Friends in Grey Boxes"-
sending you love and hugs tonight as we all grieve the loss of dear Tami, OM, and RedC14. Plus the many more we have lost these past years.

I pray for you all here on earth. I promise, that when the Lord takes me, I will continue to pray for you all in heaven... communion of saints.

Posted by: sassy at January 20, 2022 11:10 PM (xSICi)

314 204 Was going to say Good Evening but it doesn;t feel that way. Anybody else feel like things are about to reach critical mass?

^^ {{{{{Sharon}}}} yes the world seems insane and I do wonder when "it" is going to happen. Even broke down and bought one of those survival food things for part of my prep.
But I kinda had the same experience as BC. Went to a retreat on Saturday - it was COLD but just such a wonderful day to pray and laugh and think about what's really important.

Anyway love that I know so many of the Horde IRL.

Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2022 11:10 PM (6lKe4)

315 You say Bulges??!!

Posted by: Yortuk Georg and Miklos Festrunk from Bratislava at January 20, 2022 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
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But are you Stronk?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:10 PM (llXky)

316 We will all be fine. Just going to have rocky road ahead. We are tough and can persevere.

We are morons!

Posted by: Infidel * RIP OM at January 20, 2022 11:10 PM (qpolg)

317 Tenet was a little too smart for its own good. The concept was silly. Like Michael Jackson moonwalking through the monolith in 2001

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 11:10 PM (4fSQf)

318 @284

You make a good point.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 20, 2022 11:10 PM (Uohrc)

319 >>> 235 One year ago, we started to write an American story of hope, not fear. - "Long Dark Winter"
Of unity, not division. - "We're All In This Together (So Do What We Say Or We'll Ruin Your Life)"
Of light, not darkness. - "No Further Questions"
An American story of decency and dignity. - "And shitting yourself in front of the pope"
Of love and of healing. - "You can't take that medicine that we know usually works and won't kill you. Take this biotech that may or may not kill you and probably won't do jack shit. And if you don't, then just die already."
Of greatness and of goodness. - "... oh, just fuck you, you pervert."
May this be the story that continues to guide us forward. - "Seriously. Get bent."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (6FeV1)

I'm stealing this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 11:10 PM (llON8)

320 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:08 PM (llXky

Yes in the Twighlight movies. First she banged her older married male director then she turned lesbo. She really must have hated him,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:11 PM (z8oRC)

321 At the risk of Irongrandpa cuffing me up along side the head.
My pessimism is based on the relentlessness of the left.
The bastards never really lose at anything, they'll happily take the draw, and a week later are back to their original position. They've gobbled up the courts, ham strung the cops, made sloth a virtue, and own the school systems.
It's going to be a tough slog.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A)

322 No Nattering Nabob of Negativism here.
Posted by: Miklos "Spiro" Agnew

Nor me!
I'm hoping for a good, hard, fundamental correction... in the market, in housing, in the economy as a whole, and in the moral fiber of our country. I'd settle for one of any of those.
Easing the pain prolongs the pain, and there is pain a comin...

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 11:12 PM (cPGH3)

323 Looking for bulges in all the wrong places.
Looking at bulges instead of their faces.

Posted by: Pete Buttyjudge at January 20, 2022 11:12 PM (4fSQf)

324 but I now count my blessings. There's so much joy in the world that we just ignore because all we want to find is a reason to complain.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


It is so easy to forget that you can do this, and takes an effort, but the rewards are tremendous!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 11:12 PM (hOUT3)

325 That's what it must be.

Things are about to go ass over teakettle, and the Lord is just airlifting out His favorites before things really get hectic.

That's what I'm going with.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:38 PM (6FeV1)
**************

this is what I am fearing too. I really don't want to be here to clean up the destruction.

Posted by: sassy at January 20, 2022 11:12 PM (xSICi)

326 My pessimism is based on the relentlessness of the left.
The bastards never really lose at anything, they'll happily take the draw, and a week later are back to their original position. They've gobbled up the courts, ham strung the cops, made sloth a virtue, and own the school systems.
It's going to be a tough slog.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A)

Remember the Black Knight in Holy Grail - He was Relentless, too. Have at you!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:13 PM (evAgx)

327 Ace endorse Author A.H. Lloyd - well let me tell you about my college boyfriend who turned out to be gay...

honestly I think I was his last attempt to be straight. He liked me but not enough....

Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2022 11:13 PM (6lKe4)

328 Nothing like having to deal with multiple personal problems to take your mind off of the bigger picture problems.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:14 PM (z8oRC)

329 Federalism's ship has sailed. You get to decide who's in charge of Leviathan. Maybe (if you can get an honest national election), kinda (if any guy you manage to get elected can control the vast, self-interested administrative state), sorta (if the Supreme Court deigns to condone your policy preferences as constitutional). Even where states are in the saddle, their policy is often effectively made by California and/or Texas (e.g. school textbooks).

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2022 11:14 PM (KFhLj)

330 You know, maybe I'm slow...
No, I am slow- but there are quite a few good wordsmiths here.
Carry on.

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 11:14 PM (cPGH3)

331 We live in the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people governed by the most unique political system in history.

If you look back through our history, you'll find we have met and prevailed over issues every bit as serious as the current mess. We sport an unbroken record of success. This battle is part of our heritage, a continuance of the effort put forth by those who preceded us to ensure the nation survives.

We CANNOT let them down.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2022 11:14 PM (KATBx)

332 The point is submission to the mandate

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (lCui1)

True. I got the impression that in his case making sure he didn't win a fourth Australian Open was a definite objective.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 20, 2022 11:15 PM (nC+QA)

333 It's going to be a tough slog.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A)


I never rest!

Posted by: Stan at January 20, 2022 11:15 PM (hOUT3)

334 Pretty sure management is scared to tell him to move his stuff.

Some people choose to be homeless, I get that, but it's not a lifestyle choice compatible with hoarding.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:08 PM (lCui1)

Give it a month or two and the store manager will be hitting him up for inventory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:15 PM (6FeV1)

335 Insom!
{{{Insom}}}
So glad to see you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 11:15 PM (II3Gr)

336 fuck off, derpy presidential sock

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 11:15 PM (KFhLj)

337 Yes, thank you for this reminder.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 11:09 PM (llON
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You are very welcome. We live in dark times, the darkest of any I've ever known.

And yet, there is still hope and joy if we have the desire to look for it.

The good news is that God wins. The war is over, and justice and love won. So why be sad?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:15 PM (llXky)

338 I say again. I'm an optimistic realist.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:16 PM (z8oRC)

339 But are you Stronk?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Like bull

Please to ask, how you say, Lincoln Boy Project wife ladies.

Posted by: Miklos, apprentice Paolo in training at January 20, 2022 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

340 {{{Iris}}}

I get that same feeling after spending a day with my grandson and granddaughters. Or meeting the MGC at the range and then dinner. It is family and friends that have become family that makes this all work.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 11:16 PM (Y+l9t)

341 >>> 308 Weekreekfarmgirl has tried to comment a few times over the past few weeks and keeps getting a "500 internal error" code. On two different systems.

Any clues what could have happened or how to fix it?
Posted by: KT at January 20, 2022 11:08 PM (0ghg2)

iirc this is usually due to funky characters pixy doesn't like, such as the weird tilty quote marks microsquish just has to put in everything. If it's an iSomethingorother there's a setting to turn of smart quotes. There's also the quote-unfkcr page hogmartin has which will remove things that make pixy unhappy.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 11:17 PM (llON8)

342 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 11:15 PM (II3Gr)

Are you new here?

Posted by: Stan at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (hOUT3)

343 this is what I am fearing too. I really don't want to be here to clean up the destruction.
Posted by: sassy at January 20, 2022 11:12 PM (xSICi)

Well, don't take me too seriously. I'm mostly a lowercase m moron. I have a hunch the next few years are gonna be mostly farce with a bit of tragedy mixed in, rather than the other way around.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (6FeV1)

344 Coalcracker Bushcraft is very good. Learned stuff that I haven't heard anywhere else. I've bought some things from the shop too. He's in PA.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (YynYJ)

345 I say again. I'm an optimistic realist.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Ben Franklin had an interesting explanation about why he was a pessimist.

I am a Ben Franklin pessimist.

Posted by: The Old Miklos Farmer's Almanac at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

346
But are you Stronk?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Yeah, but schmell isn't everything.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (63Dwl)

347 well let me tell you about my college boyfriend who turned out to be gay...

honestly I think I was his last attempt to be straight. He liked me but not enough....

Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2022 11:13 PM (6lKe4)
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I've known a couple of gay guys who switched back. It does happen. Lesbians also revert, but no one's supposed to talk about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (llXky)

348 True. I got the impression that in his case making sure he didn't win a fourth Australian Open was a definite objective.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 20, 2022 11:15 PM (nC+QA)

Tenth

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (z8oRC)

349 Well, don't take me too seriously. I'm mostly a lowercase m moron. I have a hunch the next few years are gonna be mostly farce with a bit of tragedy mixed in, rather than the other way around.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (6FeV1)

Well, whatever, but I enjoy the hell out of your posts. And I agree.

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 11:19 PM (cPGH3)

350 Some people choose to be homeless, I get that, but it's not a lifestyle choice compatible with hoarding.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Based on the homeless camps I've seen, it's ALL about hording. (total crap, but they have a lot of it!)

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)

351 honestly I think I was his last attempt to be straight. He liked me but not enough....

Posted by: Iris at

I briefly dated a woman in high school that my wife and I ran into 15 years later with her female partner that also attended our school.

I'm not sure wether I drove her over the edge or when I disappeared she realized it would never get better on that side of the fence!

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 11:20 PM (G0G8s)

352 Like bull

Please to ask, how you say, Lincoln Boy Project wife ladies.

Posted by: Miklos, apprentice Paolo in training at January 20, 2022 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
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Stronk like bull, smark like traktor!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:20 PM (llXky)

353 I am a Ben Franklin pessimist.
Posted by: The Old Miklos Farmer's Almanac at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)


Sadly, pessimists are usually right!

Posted by: Stan at January 20, 2022 11:20 PM (hOUT3)

354 Only two stripe has!!

Posted by: Uncle Palp Style Guide at January 20, 2022 11:21 PM (llON8)

355 Guess it's time for bed. Droopy eyes. Have a wonderful evening.

Posted by: Infidel * RIP OM at January 20, 2022 11:21 PM (qpolg)

356 I've known a couple of gay guys who switched back. It does happen. Lesbians also revert, but no one's supposed to talk about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (llXky)

I remember when I thought all a lesbian needed was a good hetero orgasm or three...

Posted by: Paola at January 20, 2022 11:21 PM (cPGH3)

357 *shrug*
Fuckit. See ya later.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 11:21 PM (II3Gr)

358 I'm not sure wether I drove her over the edge or when I disappeared she realized it would never get better on that side of the fence!

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 11:20 PM (G0G8s)
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A source of amusement (and a bit of ego-padding) is all the girls I dated or struck out with who are single now.

Sorry, ladies, you had your chance...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:21 PM (llXky)

359 Damn...still can't spell that guy's name!

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 11:22 PM (cPGH3)

360 >>> 357 *shrug*
Fuckit. See ya later.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 11:21 PM (II3Gr)

Shane! Come back, Shane!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 11:22 PM (llON8)

361 Stronk like bull, smark like traktor!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqZGBawsg8k

Posted by: Hero Of Agriculture Miklos at January 20, 2022 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)

362 357 *shrug*
Fuckit. See ya later.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 11:21 PM (II3Gr)
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Was it something I said?

*verifies that deodorant is working satisfactorily*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:24 PM (llXky)

363 There's been some pretty entertaining maneuvering on the Texas Abortion Law. While the current SCOTUS isn't as conservative as I'd hoped it might be, they're still doing some good things, and they did one today. It's arcane and procedural, and the kind of inside baseball thing that Justices love to do.

takes a bit of explaining - the complaint against the Texas Law was originally filed (shopped to) an Obama Judge, who ruled against it. Then the 5th Circuit (conservative) overruled his stay, and the Supreme Court declined to overturn - leaving the Texas Law in place. The left wanted it to be returned to the Obama Judge for more consideration, but instead they referred it back to the 5th Circuit, and the 5th Circuit just kicked the case to the conservative Texas Supreme Court.

And if the Texas Supreme Court rules that this is all a matter of State Law, the entire Federal case against it will probably be moot. Ie, dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:24 PM (evAgx)

364 I watched Black Widow last night mainly because it was only $2.99 on Prime. I liked it. Mindless entertainment. Good guys win.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 11:24 PM (Y+l9t)

365 Trash cans would be trashy stashys.
High beams would be Brighty Lightys.
Toilets would be sitty sh!tties.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 20, 2022 11:24 PM (uWF4x)

366 am a Ben Franklin pessimist.
Posted by: The Old Miklos Farmer's Almanac at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

Can you be pleasantly surprised by otters?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:25 PM (z8oRC)

367 364 I watched Black Widow last night mainly because it was only $2.99 on Prime. I liked it. Mindless entertainment. Good guys win.
Posted by: sharon(willow's

The dad was funny

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:26 PM (lCui1)

368 Shane! Come back, Shane!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


"I hid my porn stash in your saddlebags!"

Posted by: Lonely kid on the prairie. at January 20, 2022 11:26 PM (r1z5A)

369 The dad was funny
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:26 PM (lCui1)

Same guy that was in The Equalizer right? The crooked cop.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:27 PM (z8oRC)

370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqZGBawsg8k
Posted by: Hero Of Agriculture Miklos


We had My Mother the Car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2022 11:27 PM (63Dwl)

371 Rewatching Rome on our hbo trial
Feels like today, lots of Brutuses, but no Julius Caesar

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:27 PM (lCui1)

372 What's with all this gloom and doom?

Posted by: Russia, 1917 at January 20, 2022 11:28 PM (Xrfse)

373 Whoa, it's late! Time to evict the cat snoozing on my feet and get to bed. Good night!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:28 PM (llXky)

374 Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (z8oRC)

Tenth?! No wonder they were willing to make themselves look like complete idiots. I don't really blame the other players for not boycotting in solidarity, must have seemed a heaven sent chance, but the audience apparently is bailing. Don't blame them either since who wants to support an obviously fixed match?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 20, 2022 11:28 PM (nC+QA)

375 Feels like today, lots of Brutuses, but no Julius Caesar
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:27 PM (lCui1)

The problem with palace intrigue is that sooner or later you run out of other people's backs to stab.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:29 PM (6FeV1)

376 Vmom, my favorite scene is when they are in the car and the sister starts talking about her vest. I mean, look at all the pockets.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 11:29 PM (Y+l9t)

377 Rewatching Rome on our hbo trial
Feels like today, lots of Brutuses, but no Julius Caesar
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:27 PM (lCui1)

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Sulla's proscriptions were like a ray of light and hope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 11:29 PM (VxC1e)

378 *verifies that deodorant is working satisfactorily*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

That is just mean

Posted by: Mrs. Bernie Sanders at January 20, 2022 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)

379 {{Insom}}, I kind of grandfathered you in to the MoMe comment above, it was great to meet you and WDS, Jewells, SMH and Perfessor and Berserker and Jim and way too many people to mention here. I am planning to go back if I can make appropriate arrangements for everything.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2022 11:29 PM (a4EWo)

380 Same guy that was in The Equalizer right? The crooked cop.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

The sheriff in Stranger Things

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:29 PM (lCui1)

381 The problem with palace intrigue is that sooner or later you run out of other people's backs to stab.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

*places additional coins into handbag*

*quite effective, if used properly*

Posted by: Baroness Margaret Thatcher at January 20, 2022 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)

382 Pete Bog : LOL we can go with that explanation. He has been with the same guy for years so my taste wasn't completely off!

Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2022 11:31 PM (6lKe4)

383 Same guy that was in The Equalizer right? The crooked cop.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

The sheriff in Stranger Things
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:29 PM (lCui1)

Yeah same guy.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 20, 2022 11:32 PM (z8oRC)

384 Sulla's proscriptions were like a ray of light and hope.
Posted by: Cicero

Proscription is such a nice way to say arkancide

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:32 PM (lCui1)

385 Sadly, pessimists are usually right!

Posted by: Stan at January 20, 2022 11:20 PM (hOUT3)
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Still trolling to and fro I see.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 11:33 PM (JVMtX)

386 The problem with palace intrigue is that sooner or later you run out of other people's backs to stab.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:29 PM (6FeV1)

As to Palace Intrigue - I think this is the first time since Aaron Burr that we've had a President and Vice President who both very sincerely wish the other one dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:33 PM (evAgx)

387 Tom S - thank you for the summary. I have trouble following the legal terms and you made sense to me.

Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2022 11:34 PM (6lKe4)

388 President and Vice President who both very sincerely wish the other one dead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:33 PM (evAgx)

That's harsh. I don't think FJB even remembers who his VP is

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 11:34 PM (lCui1)

389 Biden thinks Kamala is President and he's just a VP with elevated doodies

Posted by: Pete Buttyjudge at January 20, 2022 11:35 PM (4fSQf)

390 Sadly, pessimists are usually right!

However, it never makes them happy. Optimists are happy so it doesn;t matter if they are wrong once in a while.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 11:35 PM (Y+l9t)

391 There have been rumors of a new Shadow movie . . .

Posted by: Kindltot



*gestures hypnotically*

"These are not the movie rumors you are looking for . . ."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2022 11:35 PM (DgmoO)

392 Off Permanent Vacation Sock

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 20, 2022 11:36 PM (4fSQf)

393 A 'Pinky Winky' is not just a plant.

Just saying. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 11:36 PM (mD/uy)

394 if you could rename something in the style of the walkie talkie, what would it be and what would you call it?
phart = stinky smelly
silent phart = deltit smeltit
loud phart = loosy poopy

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:36 PM (IJES/)

395 I think Meatwad would make a great vice president. He's the foil Deadbrain needs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 11:37 PM (KFhLj)

396 That's harsh. I don't think FJB even remembers who his VP is
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion


Heh.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:37 PM (r1z5A)

397 Wiggly Piggly.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 20, 2022 11:37 PM (9sjiB)

398 For those unaware, J.J., CBD and MisHum's latest version of the podcast is (of course) outstanding.

Give it a listen as time permits.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 11:37 PM (mD/uy)

399 I think Meatwad would make a great vice president. He's the foil Deadbrain needs.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 11:37 PM (KFhLj)

Meatwad who is a Taurus?

Or is that our new nickname for Stacy Abrams?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:39 PM (6FeV1)

400 #388

President vegetable doesn't remember his full name. I'd love it if a reporter asked him to recite his full name.

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2022 11:39 PM (Cjcf6)

401 Thank you to all of the Horde who share so much wonderful insights. The ONT gives so much fun, seriousness, and insanity. I love it here! I only wish I had as much to offer as so many of you do

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 11:39 PM (JfNvZ)

402 Let's all engage in nonessential chatter for hours!


I hereby declare all ONT chatter ESSENTIAL

Posted by: Secretary of Miklos at January 20, 2022 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

403 Can you be pleasantly surprised by otters?

Those little guys can be a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 11:39 PM (SchxB)

404 However, it never makes them happy. Optimists are happy so it doesn;t matter if they are wrong once in a while.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


"At the end of the trip, the pessimist may be right, but the optimist had the better journey."

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)

405 Is ribbie an acronym?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

it is a diminutive for an acronym for "runs batted in"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 11:39 PM (EJbIh)

406 if you could rename something in the style of the walkie talkie, what would it be and what would you call it?

zoom meeting = hotty mike-ey
teleconference = flushy potty (a symptom of hotty mike-ey)
work from home = jammy whammy

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:40 PM (IJES/)

407 Thank you to all of the Horde who share so much wonderful insights. The ONT gives so much fun, seriousness, and insanity. I love it here! I only wish I had as much to offer as so many of you do
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Can you cook?

Posted by: The Horde at January 20, 2022 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

408 402

Now you're talkin'

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 11:40 PM (JfNvZ)

409 That's harsh. I don't think FJB even remembers who his VP is
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion



Not so sure he can even remember who he is!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 11:40 PM (hOUT3)

410 Thank you to all of the Horde who share so much wonderful insights. The ONT gives so much fun, seriousness, and insanity. I love it here! I only wish I had as much to offer as so many of you do

People notice when you're gone, so you've made an impact here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 11:41 PM (SchxB)

411 Coalcracker Bushcraft is a very good U-Toob channel.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2022 11:41 PM (DgmoO)

412 Posted by: Lena Dunham

flour-y wet spot

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:41 PM (IJES/)

413 At the end of the trip, the pessimist may be right, but the optimist had the better journey."

Oooh, Some Rat. I love that. Is that a famous quote or did you make that up? (lie if you want. I won;t know the difference)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 11:41 PM (Y+l9t)

414 387 Tom S - thank you for the summary. I have trouble following the legal terms and you made sense to me.

Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2022 11:34 PM (6lKe4)

How I interpret all the maneuvering - I think the Supreme Court wants to allow the Texas Law to stand; but they don't want their fingerprints on the decision that allows it to stand. Well that's Washington for ya, that's how they do things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:42 PM (evAgx)

415 @371: "Rewatching Rome on our hbo trial"

Created by the guy who did the Mentalist on CBS, and lots of the costume and production design people ended up doing Game of Thrones work three years later.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2022 11:42 PM (+WWsf)

416 Thank you to all of the Horde who share so much wonderful insights. The ONT gives so much fun, seriousness, and insanity. I love it here! I only wish I had as much to offer as so many of you do
Posted by: COMountainMarie


It's very additive here, very little subtractive.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:42 PM (r1z5A)

417 26 The wifey and I just hoisted a toast to OM. Can't wait to meet him later face-to-face ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 10:06 PM (6Xyqy)

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Mulligan. Thought it was Friday.

Is 2022 over yet?

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 11:42 PM (6Xyqy)

418 407
I can cook like you wouldn't even believe....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 11:42 PM (JfNvZ)

419 Is ribbie an acronym?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

ride it bare back in egypt?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:42 PM (IJES/)

420 passy gassy

Posted by: REDACTED at January 20, 2022 11:43 PM (us2H3)

421 Speaking of progressive cities, our little suburb spends about $2 million/year on "alleviating" homelessness. Our expert on the city council just reported we housed about six people last year. We were talking that we have seen or heard of about 6-8 people who either dropped dead or were rendered unconscious due to OD. So our deaths are about the same as our "housed" stats. This doesn't seem like a good ROI.

Posted by: pj at January 20, 2022 11:02 PM (G1dq6)

Sounds like grounds for an investigation for corruption and misuse of funds. Who got that money? What did they buy to spend 6 mil.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 11:43 PM (EJbIh)

422 However, it never makes them happy. Optimists are happy so it doesn;t matter if they are wrong once in a while.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 11:35 PM (Y+l9t)

Bless your pea-pickin' heart!
So true.
Night all.

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 11:43 PM (cPGH3)

423 that increasingly sentient mayo jar in the back of the fridge > Shouty McShitpants

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2022 11:43 PM (uvufr)

424 Posted by: Lena Dunham

flour-y wet spot
Posted by: BifBewalski

sourdough

Posted by: not starting at January 20, 2022 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

425 ride it bare back in egypt?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:42 PM (IJES/)

WOOOOOO!

Posted by: Marcus Antonius at January 20, 2022 11:44 PM (6FeV1)

426 ride it bare back in egypt?
Posted by: BifBewalski

Should I be ashamed I understood that reference?

Hell NO!! lol

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 11:44 PM (mD/uy)

427 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


Don't know it's origin, but not mine. (damn)

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 11:44 PM (r1z5A)

428 Iris. I'm okay with that. so many high schoolers she actually was much hotter in her adult incarnation. Still is another 20 years on.

I assume and hope she's happy with her path. I am with mine. Just a funny thought your comment jogged in my brain

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 11:45 PM (G0G8s)

429 Is ribbie an acronym?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:53 PM (KAi1n)

ride it bare back in egypt?
Posted by: BifBewalski

I can fart on demand, you know

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at January 20, 2022 11:45 PM (QzkSJ)

430 Bionic eye implant lets blind woman see: Grandmother, 88, becomes first patient in country to benefit from ground-breaking treatment _DM

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 11:45 PM (JVMtX)

431 "Federalism's ship has sailed. You get to decide who's in charge of Leviathan. Maybe (if you can get an honest national election), kinda ..."

yeah maybe, OR, maybe we the people (as a whole) are being woken up to the power of DC/globalist elites that have held power for decades. Seth revealed some file to wikileaks ... and the whole world could read them.

It may be we are only waking up to the constant DeepState control ... and their efforts to go full blown fascist are acts of "desperation"?

Well, idk, that "this shows they are desperate" thing is a little hackneyed, but it does seem the Trump era has forced the cockroaches out into the open, turned on the kitchen light .. but they are not scurrying, they are attacking ... and they are Big Cockroaches.

But still ... the murderous anti-liberty scum that are still hiding in the shadows are becoming more evident, and we still have our guns and a lot of internet freedom, despite their best efforts.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 20, 2022 11:46 PM (Cus5s)

432 Shane! Come back, Shane!!


Helena, You are hilarious!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2022 11:46 PM (a4EWo)

433 Maybe hip waders would be swampy stompies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 11:46 PM (KFhLj)

434 ride it bare back in egypt?
Posted by: BifBewalski

Should I be ashamed I understood that reference?

Hell NO!! lol
Posted by: Tonypete

ummmm, i dont get that. i was being a smart alec. share some modern slang purty pwease.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:46 PM (IJES/)

435 If you could rename something in the style of the walkie talkie, what would it be and what would you call it?

GOSSIPY WOMEN: Walkie Talkies.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 20, 2022 11:47 PM (qfLjt)

436 410

That. Is so lovely. Thank you.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 11:47 PM (JfNvZ)

437 205 Gunther Schabowski
"As far as i know, immediately."
Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:47 PM (KAi1n)

"Sofort".

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 20, 2022 11:47 PM (CdZ4i)

438 >>> 386 The problem with palace intrigue is that sooner or later you run out of other people's backs to stab.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:29 PM (6FeV1)

As to Palace Intrigue - I think this is the first time since Aaron Burr that we've had a President and Vice President who both very sincerely wish the other one dead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:33 PM (evAgx)

>>> 389 Biden thinks Kamala is President and he's just a VP with elevated doodies
Posted by: Pete Buttyjudge at January 20, 2022 11:35 PM (4fSQf)

DOCTOR Jill think's *she* is President.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 11:47 PM (llON8)

439 zoom meeting = hotty mike-ey
teleconference = flushy potty (a symptom of hotty mike-ey)
work from home = jammy whammy
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:40 PM (IJES/)

Zoom meeting is Hanky Wanky

Posted by: Mr Toobin at January 20, 2022 11:48 PM (z8oRC)

440 I've known a couple of gay guys who switched back. It does happen. Lesbians also revert, but no one's supposed to talk about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2022 11:18 PM (llXky)

The extremely high battery rate between lesbian couples is a sign that all is not rosy for a lot of those assuming that lifestyle.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 11:48 PM (EJbIh)

441 ride it bare back in egypt?
Posted by: BifBewalski

"the other young officers ride her to the Madame's at the next oasis over"

Posted by: Miklos knows only one (1) French Foreign Legion joke at January 20, 2022 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

442 Maybe hip waders would be swampy stompies.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

leggy spreadies?

pole-ie dancie

imma vailable?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:48 PM (IJES/)

443 Have to go read so I can fall asleep.
Good Night all.
Sweet Dreams.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 20, 2022 11:49 PM (Y+l9t)

444 People notice when you're gone, so you've made an impact here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Now see?

We can have nice things (and people).

Posted by: Miklos should probably drink this before it gets watered down too much at January 20, 2022 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

445 Sweet dreams to you to Sharon.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 11:51 PM (mD/uy)

446 Good night sweet Sharon

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 11:51 PM (JfNvZ)

447
"the other young officers ride her to the Madame's at the next oasis over"
Posted by: Miklos

wasn't beau geste a locked door murder?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:51 PM (IJES/)

448 Just think; these people building tents out of pvp pipe and cellophane are flipping houses in your neighborhood. Code? What's that?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 20, 2022 11:51 PM (6liew)

449 Well, idk, that "this shows they are desperate" thing is a little hackneyed, but it does seem the Trump era has forced the cockroaches out into the open, turned on the kitchen light .. but they are not scurrying, they are attacking ... and they are Big Cockroaches.

But still ... the murderous anti-liberty scum that are still hiding in the shadows are becoming more evident, and we still have our guns and a lot of internet freedom, despite their best efforts.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 20, 2022 11:46 PM (Cus5s)

Another thing showing is that our best-and-brightest elites once in total charge and unchained have driven the land to ruin in less than a year and everyone sees it. And a lot of the ruin is in their own back yards, not where their self proclaimed enemies live.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 11:51 PM (EJbIh)

450 London-bound American Airlines flight turns back to Miami an HOUR AND HALF into journey because disruptive female passenger refused to wear a mask
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They should have duct taped her to her seat and finished the flight. The children must be taught that acting out is unacceptable.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 11:51 PM (JVMtX)

451 'night Sharon.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:51 PM (IJES/)

452
Zoom meeting is Hanky Wanky
Posted by: Mr Toobin

Shirley you mispoke.

yanky wanky

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:52 PM (IJES/)

453 "Federalism's ship has sailed"

New Amendment: "The federal government may not condition receipt of appropriated funds on compliance with federal policy."

That and turn the Senate back over to the states.

Pipe dreams, of course.

Posted by: f2000 at January 20, 2022 11:52 PM (88vNk)

454 Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 11:17 PM

Thanks. I'll suggest that she try HTML friendly character sets.

Posted by: KT at January 20, 2022 11:53 PM (0ghg2)

455 wasn't beau geste a locked door murder?
Posted by: BifBewalski

The Colonel, in the library with the kepi.

Posted by: Miklos the non-Belgian detective at January 20, 2022 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

456 yanky wanky
Posted by: BifBewalski

Bro knows

Posted by: Long Duk Dong, needs food at January 20, 2022 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

457 Chicago's "Race-Neutral" Traffic Cameras Ticket Black and Latino Drivers the Most
- Are drivers in those neighborhoods more likely to run traffic lights?


I haven't driven at night in bad neighborhoods in Chicago since the 1980s, but back then there were certain intersections where it was better to treat a red light as a stop or yield sign than as a stop light. I wonder if this is partially what skews the amount of tickets.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 20, 2022 11:55 PM (EughT)

458 g'night. thanks for the puns

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 11:55 PM (IJES/)

459 That silent-P sign reminded me -
Punch line only .....
"Everyone knows the Pee in psychiatrist is silent."

Posted by: Ciampino at January 20, 2022 11:55 PM (qfLjt)

460 That and turn the Senate back over to the states.
Pipe dreams, of course.


Probably the biggest conservative mistake ever made in the history of the country is not going all out to defeat this abomination!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 11:55 PM (hOUT3)

461 It's the dunning kreuger effect writ large.

If you forget that you conned your way into your current position and have no discernable talents to speak of, you aren't going to let the silly underlings do all the heavy lifting so that things actually get done. You're going to press space to win, and keep mashing that space bar no matter how bad shit gets, because You Are Great and anything that doesn't go right on your watch is obviously due to some kind of sabotage. It's not Biden alone. It's everybody across the board.

Posted by: Marcus Antonius at January 20, 2022 11:55 PM (6FeV1)

462 Second Triumvir sockus offus.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 11:56 PM (6FeV1)

463 Thanks. I'll suggest that she try HTML friendly character sets.
Posted by: KT at January 20, 2022 11:53 PM (0ghg2)[/]i

If apple turn smart punctuation OFF!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 11:56 PM (hOUT3)

464 Tis time.

Y'all remember, we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD--most especially now. It's required, being part of our heritage.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2022 11:56 PM (KATBx)

465
President vegetable doesn't remember his full name. I'd love it if a reporter asked him to recite his full name.
Posted by: Crusader


If he says it backwards he goes back to the fifth dimension. Up up and away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2022 11:56 PM (63Dwl)

466 g'night. thanks for the puns
Posted by: BifBewalski

The raffle draw is at Midnight!

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Puns 'n Funs Bowling alley at January 20, 2022 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

467 It's not insanity -

People in glass houses! Green campaigner lectures GMB viewers on damage that conservatories are doing to the planet - while sitting in her conservatory

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 11:58 PM (JVMtX)

468 Gosh, Miklos.
You've become so laid back.
Did the -leen girls kick your butt?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 20, 2022 11:58 PM (JfNvZ)

469 "I hereby declare all ONT chatter ESSENTIAL"

but do we have to wear masks? or be jabbed?

Back to the ace thing on vaxxed people that have not had covid - are safer than non-vaxxed that have not had covid. ... Maybe and maybe not.

Healthy non-vaxxed maybe had exposure to previous variants of covid, (previous to covid 19) and probably had "natural immunity" ... especially those with no comorbidities. Add in the potential longer term problems, and the additive risks of constant booster jabs, and I think there is still the risk that those getting constant jabs have the higher risk, especially considering early effective treatments, and the covid becoming milder over time (but those jabbed constantly still have that risk profile to live with).

Oh, and "they" are in control of most stats and constantly lie to us, and the Gates agenda long ago was killing people in Africa and India ... I don't think we are in Kansas any more, and we are not in Emerald City either.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 20, 2022 11:58 PM (Cus5s)

470 With where GOP control of governors and state legislatures are, we'd have a minimum of 60 RINOs in the Senate right now half heartedly blocking some of the Dems agenda.

Posted by: f2000 at January 20, 2022 11:58 PM (88vNk)

471 Trivia question - what is the difference between an acronym and an abbreviation?
Posted by: Doof


An abbreviation is anything that makes a word smaller yet still (hopefully) understandable.

farmin b hrd is an abbreviation but not an acronym as is can't. Contractions are abbreviations via punctuation.

Acronyms are mean to consolidate a phrase (FUBAR) or a girthy part name (SCIMOD) by employing only its first or beginning letters of the words so consolidated, although the first letter of internal syllables may be used (TNT).

If an acronym is spelled out letter by letter (IRS or CIA), rather than being pronounced as a whole (SCUBA) it is pedantically correctly called an initialism.

Posted by: Adriane the Boring Critic ... at January 20, 2022 11:59 PM (okV1R)

472 It's the dunning kreuger effect writ large.

If you forget that you conned your way into your current position and have no discernable talents to speak of, you aren't going to let the silly underlings do all the heavy lifting so that things actually get done. You're going to press space to win, and keep mashing that space bar no matter how bad shit gets, because You Are Great and anything that doesn't go right on your watch is obviously due to some kind of sabotage. It's not Biden alone. It's everybody across the board.
Posted by: Marcus Antonius at January 20, 2022 11:55 PM (6FeV1)

Also, it takes a confident and secure person to select people of more talent, wisdom or intelligence to work with and for them. Weak people seek to hire weaker people, dependent people, people who won't overshadow them.

Look at the VP. Even restricted to black women, there must have many candidates that could have filled that post. Harris is unique in that her ignorance and lack of charisma make her no threat to Biden or his team. Hell most of her staff were betraying her at Biden's orders.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 11:59 PM (EJbIh)

473 Second Triumvir sockus offus.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Took my money

Ripoff

Posted by: Crassus at January 21, 2022 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

474 takes a bit of explaining - the complaint against the Texas Law was originally filed (shopped to) an Obama Judge, who ruled against it. Then the 5th Circuit (conservative) overruled his stay, and the Supreme Court declined to overturn - leaving the Texas Law in place. The left wanted it to be returned to the Obama Judge for more consideration, but instead they referred it back to the 5th Circuit, and the 5th Circuit just kicked the case to the conservative Texas Supreme Court.

And if the Texas Supreme Court rules that this is all a matter of State Law, the entire Federal case against it will probably be moot. Ie, dead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 11:24 PM (evAgx)

Nice. Although Hubby thinks the law is too cute by half and the set up will be used against conservatives. I don't care- Im happy to slow the sacrifice of innocent children for as low as possible in this great state

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2022 12:00 AM (Ed8Zd)

475 Two things we have changed for the worst

1. We no longer expect out political leaders to be accomplished men/women that can survive independently of skimming the graft from the public till (like running a farm, establishing a university, or running a printing company)

2. We are not ruthless enough to ensure that no corrupt politician or public official gets a free ride once elected or appointed to office!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 21, 2022 12:01 AM (hOUT3)

476 wasn't beau geste a locked door murde

Yes. And it was the sequel to "Shirleen you jest!"

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 21, 2022 12:02 AM (G0G8s)

477 461 It's the dunning kreuger effect writ large.

If you forget that you conned your way into your current position and have no discernable talents to speak of, you aren't going to let the silly underlings do all the heavy lifting so that things actually get done. You're going to press space to win, and keep mashing that space bar no matter how bad shit gets, because You Are Great and anything that doesn't go right on your watch is obviously due to some kind of sabotage. It's not Biden alone. It's everybody across the board.
Posted by: Marcus Antonius at January 20, 2022 11:55 PM (6FeV1)

"The only way to get ahead or to even put food on the table is through NETWORKING, and it's so fun and wonderful!!!" millions of Americans very cheerfully chirp. It's the natural end result of building up a society on "It's not WHAT you know but WHO you know!!!"

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 21, 2022 12:02 AM (CdZ4i)

478 Have a good evening Horde
You provide solace and refuge from an evil world
Take care, stay safe, and be well
Hrothgar out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 21, 2022 12:02 AM (hOUT3)

479 Acronyms are mean to consolidate a phrase (FUBAR)
Posted by: Adriane

FUN FACT

My Old Papa lived in a dorm at Duke University named Fubar after an early college President.

All forgotten and re-named now.

Posted by: To the best of Miklosian recollection at January 21, 2022 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

480 Ron DeSantis Knows the Formula to Defeat Donald Trump
_Rich Lowry, NR

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:03 AM (JVMtX)

481 34 67 trips around the sun as of today

Browndog, it's 68 trips around the sun for me as of Midnight.

Posted by: Theodore at January 21, 2022 12:03 AM (GJnvT)

482 Look at the VP. Even restricted to black women, there must have many candidates that could have filled that post. Harris is unique in that her ignorance and lack of charisma make her no threat to Biden or his team. Hell most of her staff were betraying her at Biden's orders.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 11:59 PM (EJbIh)

Lucky Sucky.

Blow Ho.

Cheap Veep.

Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2022 12:04 AM (Ed8Zd)

483 Yes. And it was the sequel to "Shirleen you jest!"
Posted by: Pete Bog

We don't talk to Shirleen much these days.

Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen at January 21, 2022 12:04 AM (QzkSJ)

484 President FUBAR fits Brandon very well.

SNAFOUTUS?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:05 AM (Mzdiz)

485 Ron DeSantis Knows the Formula to Defeat Donald Trump
_Rich Lowry, NR
Posted by: Braenyard


Yeah. Well, Rich Lowry sucks dick by choice.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 21, 2022 12:05 AM (tjZg/)

486 480 Ron DeSantis Knows the Formula to Defeat Donald Trump
_Rich Lowry, NR
Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:03 AM (JVMtX)

Is it really a formula, or more like a weird trick? What do doctors say?

You clickbaiting hacky ingrown hair on the grundle of neoconservatism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:05 AM (6FeV1)

487 At the end of the trip, the pessimist may be right, but the optimist had the better journey.

The optimist is sad the journey is over. The pessimist is happy to have survived.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 21, 2022 12:05 AM (SchxB)

488 482 Look at the VP. Even restricted to black women, there must have many candidates that could have filled that post. Harris is unique in that her ignorance and lack of charisma make her no threat to Biden or his team. Hell most of her staff were betraying her at Biden's orders.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 11:59 PM (EJbIh)

Lucky Sucky.

Blow Ho.

Cheap Veep.
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2022 12:04 AM (Ed8Zd)

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Trailer Hitch Bitch

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 21, 2022 12:05 AM (VxC1e)

489 Look at the VP. Even restricted to black women, there must have many candidates that could have filled that post.

heh

VA Lt. Gov.

Cool name too

Posted by: Miklosifications LLP at January 21, 2022 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

490 67 trips around the sun as of today

Browndog, it's 68 trips around the sun for me as of Midnight.

Posted by: Theodore at January 21, 2022 12:03 AM (GJnvT)

It takes about 25 people for the odds of two sharing the same birthday to approach 50 percent.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:06 AM (EJbIh)

491 Wow. When the president of russia tells you you're being kinda bolshie.... jeez.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (6FeV1)

That quote could have come from Billy Graham or Barry Goldwater. If Putin is sincere about that, it moves him up in my estimation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2022 12:07 AM (P3gRi)

492 Ok. I give up...
Love you morons....more than any other morons I've ever known.
You all kick it!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 12:07 AM (JfNvZ)

493 President FUBAR fits Brandon very well.

SNAFOUTUS?
Posted by: publius

He hired your "electrician" to rewire his brain

Posted by: Miklos seeks understanding at January 21, 2022 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

494 It takes about 25 people for the odds of two sharing the same birthday to approach 50 percent.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:06 AM (EJbIh)

Unless you're at a birthday party for triplets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:07 AM (6FeV1)

495 Im happy to slow the sacrifice of innocent children for as low as possible in this great state
Posted by: LASue at January 21, 2022 12:00 AM (Ed8Zd)
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It's out there and being pushed. People in other states see it and put pressure on their politicos to do the same.
push push

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:07 AM (JVMtX)

496 Ron DeSantis Knows the Formula to Defeat Donald Trump
_Rich Lowry, NR
Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:03 AM (JVMtX)

Didn't think much of National Review when it was full of tony easterners sneering at midwesterner Republicans.

Think even less now that it is full of the slime that collects at the bottom of swamps.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:08 AM (EJbIh)

497 SNAFOUTUS?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)


The sad part is ... that wouldn't narrow it down well enough to know whom you were talking about ...

Posted by: Adriane the Boring Critic ... at January 21, 2022 12:09 AM (okV1R)

498 Unless you're at a birthday party for triplets.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:07 AM (6FeV1)

Unless they are each in a different set of triplets and the others couldn't make it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:09 AM (EJbIh)

499 Yeah. Well, Rich Lowry sucks dick by choice.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Necessity

Posted by: Miklos begs to differ at January 21, 2022 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

500 Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 21, 2022 12:09 AM (SchxB)

501 POOTUSH

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:09 AM (6FeV1)

502
Second Triumvir sockus

Triumph the insult dog

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2022 12:09 AM (63Dwl)

503 Theodore ... may you have many more wonderful years ...

Posted by: Adriane the Boring Critic ... at January 21, 2022 12:09 AM (okV1R)

504 Clicked all the way through to see the Final Fantasy film clip. CG characters. Huh.

Posted by: MW at January 21, 2022 12:10 AM (u33s0)

505 Unless they are each in a different set of triplets and the others couldn't make it.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:09 AM (EJbIh)

Yeah, but what are the odds of that?

Posted by: Warai-otoko hates Bayes' Theorem at January 21, 2022 12:10 AM (6FeV1)

506
POOTUSH
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Zed Zed Topp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2022 12:10 AM (63Dwl)

507
I like to see a graph of the mean BMI per time of the National Review and Cuckpatch bunch. I saw a picture of Kevin Williamson earlier. That boy has been puttin' on some weight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:10 AM (Mzdiz)

508 Wow. When the president of russia tells you you're being kinda bolshie.... jeez.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:33 PM (6FeV1)

That quote could have come from Billy Graham or Barry Goldwater. If Putin is sincere about that, it moves him up in my estimation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2022 12:07 AM (P3gRi)

Putin has hour long press/just folks meetings at intervals where people can ask him real questions and he gives thoughtful answers. Putin is no fool and loves his country, and the number of people in our government who are both of those is few indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:11 AM (EJbIh)

509 Condoms would be Weenie Beanies.
Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2022 10:44 PM (P1f+c)

Or dicker slickers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2022 12:11 AM (P3gRi)

510 Second Triumvir sockus

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Say whuttus?

Posted by: Marcus Aemillius Lepidus at January 21, 2022 12:11 AM (VxC1e)

511 Triumph the insult dog
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Be cool if a good dog were awarded a Triumph

Posted by: Miklos does not mean the cool but crappy Britcars at January 21, 2022 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)

512 It was the "Traveling Wave Amplifying Tube". Seriously.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:12 AM (r1z5A)

513 We don't talk to Shirleen much these days.
Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen

Truthfully who ever really talked to Shirleen. Listened mostly. Nodded yes generally.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 21, 2022 12:12 AM (G0G8s)

514 Kevin Williamson earlier. That boy has been puttin' on some weight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:10 AM (Mzdiz)

That there is a man eating like he hates the sunrise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:12 AM (6FeV1)

515 Ron DeSantis Knows the Formula to Defeat Donald Trump
_Rich Lowry, NR

Look, fat, I know the formula to defeat Donald Trump. Be Trumpier. When he talks about election integrity, say "Look at the losers who stole the Presidency and what a shitshow they've made of everything." When he talks about firing Fauci, promise a special prosecutor to look into the federal government's jab-only covid policy. When he talks about the federal bureaucracy being against him, fil a campaign ad of helicopters. Lots and lots of helicopters.

I suspect that's not what Lowry has in mind. That'll make for a nice bookmark to check in the (currently most likely) event Trump picks DeSantis for VP to short circuit the GOP primary.

Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2022 12:12 AM (kOpft)

516 White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki = Pfuki Psaki

C'mon folks!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 21, 2022 12:12 AM (6liew)

517
The same birthday probability is so counter-intuitive to those not familiar with it, that makes a good betting opportunity.

Anytime you're in group with more than 25 people, make a bet that two will have the same birthday. You will win more than 50% of the time, net positive. Increase the number to the 75% level and you'll clean up even more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:13 AM (Mzdiz)

518 Yeah, but what are the odds of that?
Posted by: Warai-otoko hates Bayes' Theorem at January 21, 2022 12:10 AM (6FeV1)

If its the Lonely Triplet club of greater Montana, very high.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:14 AM (EJbIh)

519 Truthfully who ever really talked to Shirleen. Listened mostly. Nodded yes generally.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Probation Officers are people too.

Posted by: Miklos has paid his last for that one at January 21, 2022 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

520 #482

45% of this country's voters voted for a ticket that included the completely worthless Kamela Harris as VP. And that ticket included President vegetable.

We've got to stop pretending that all of our "friends" are really our friends. We are in a battle for the control of our lives from those who would take it and from those who would stupidly vote for more of it.

Posted by: Crusader at January 21, 2022 12:15 AM (Cjcf6)

521 Happy Birthday, Ted!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 21, 2022 12:15 AM (a4EWo)

522 If its the Lonely Triplet club of greater Montana, very high.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:14 AM (EJbIh)

Or China.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:15 AM (6FeV1)

523 Anytime you're in group with more than 25 people, make a bet that two will have the same birthday. You will win more than 50% of the time, net positive. Increase the number to the 75% level and you'll clean up even more.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:13 AM (Mzdiz)

Lie about your own birthday and clean up every time!

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:16 AM (EJbIh)

524 I will house 12-16 and kill only 3-4 for $1 million.

Posted by: flounder

//

You're hired!

Oldcat, if only we could get an investigation!

Posted by: pj at January 21, 2022 12:16 AM (G1dq6)

525 513
Pete. How does Miklos feel about any of this? These are his women after all....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 12:17 AM (JfNvZ)

526 Yeah, but what are the odds of that?
Posted by: Warai-otoko hates Bayes' Theorem


Son, granddaughter, grandson all share the same birthday...Sept. No odds. New Years.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:17 AM (r1z5A)

527 Anytime you're in group with more than 25 people, make a bet that two will have the same birthday. You will win more than 50% of the time, net positive. Increase the number to the 75% level and you'll clean up even more.
Posted by: publius

Now we know how Publius supplements his CIA pension.

Probably not the only one.

Posted by: Miklos, Unfooled at January 21, 2022 12:17 AM (QzkSJ)

528 DHS to Require Non-U.S. Individual Travelers Entering the United State Land Ports of Entry and Ferry Terminals to be Fully Vaccinated Against COVID-19
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Unless you are an illegal.
Then they force him to fill out paperwork for loaded Visa Card, Food card, and insurance card.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:17 AM (JVMtX)

529 The sign "I'm spending my kids inheritance" needs an apostrophe: kids' inheritance or kid's inheritance.

signed The Grammar Carabinieri

Posted by: Ciampino at January 21, 2022 12:18 AM (qfLjt)

530 Unless you are an illegal.
Then they force him to fill out paperwork for loaded Visa Card, Food card, and insurance card.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:17 AM (JVMtX)

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Don't forget the voter registration. After all, that's the whole point, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 21, 2022 12:19 AM (VxC1e)

531 If triplets are born across midnight, do they officially have different birthdays?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:19 AM (6FeV1)

532 45% of this country's voters voted for a ticket that included the completely worthless Kamela Harris as VP. And that ticket included President vegetable.

We've got to stop pretending that all of our "friends" are really our friends. We are in a battle for the control of our lives from those who would take it and from those who would stupidly vote for more of it.
Posted by: Crusader


Sorry, I will go to my death knowing that pants shitting idiot stole the election. I blame the criminals, not the public.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:19 AM (r1z5A)

533 So, not sure if you're around WD, but nice tribute to OM. I just stepped upside and saw your statement. Very nice.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 12:20 AM (JfNvZ)

534 bidet = assy splashy

Posted by: MichiCanuck at January 21, 2022 12:20 AM (Uy+4m)

535 Don't forget the voter registration. After all, that's the whole point, right?
Posted by: Cicero

You forgot press numero dos

Posted by: por elegir in America, puse numero dos at January 21, 2022 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

536 Or dicker slickers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------------

Saw the post on Jeep getting temp tags and insurance.
Street Legal


Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:21 AM (JVMtX)

537 Sorry, I will go to my death knowing that pants shitting idiot stole the election. I blame the criminals, not the public.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:19 AM (r1z5A)

It's still aiding and abetting even if only 65 million voted for the demented pervert. They just made the theft easier.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:21 AM (6FeV1)

538 528 DHS to Require Non-U.S. Individual Travelers Entering the United State Land Ports of Entry and Ferry Terminals to be Fully Vaccinated Against COVID-19
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Unless you are an illegal.
Then they force him to fill out paperwork for loaded Visa Card, Food card, and insurance card.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:17 AM (JVMtX)

What a joke. Going through a port of entry and presenting a passport to a CBP official is something suckers do.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 21, 2022 12:21 AM (CdZ4i)

539 Unless you are an illegal.
Then they force him to fill out paperwork for loaded Visa Card, Food card, and insurance card.
Posted by: Braenyard


And they can use their arrest documents to use as ID to the TSA.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:21 AM (r1z5A)

540 If triplets are born across midnight, do they officially have different birthdays?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I've never been in the position but I'd wager there is a bit of a judgement call by the delivering physician when filling out the birth certificate. Wink wink and a nod if needed.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 21, 2022 12:21 AM (mD/uy)

541 Hey, Miklos. Is all well with you my friend?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 12:22 AM (JfNvZ)

542 Sorry, I will go to my death knowing that pants shitting idiot stole the election. I blame the criminals, not the public.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:19 AM (r1z5A)

Every major city has large voter fraud every year. I lived in one and hardly saw any actual humans voting. Aldermen won large districts of likely 100000 plus with 5000 votes total, not margin. Yet somehow statewide offices would win handily over downstate. When I lived there I had no federal office to vote on except US Senator.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:22 AM (EJbIh)

543 #532

You're missing the point. YES, they stole the election. But they only could do so because 45 PERCENT of our country voted for President vegetable. If his tally had been only 25% percent, we wouldn't be talking about this.

The "white church lady" crowd has to be confronted. They are what put us in this position--they have no fricking clue what they are doing to this country.

Posted by: Crusader at January 21, 2022 12:23 AM (Cjcf6)

544 It's still aiding and abetting even if only 65 million voted for the demented pervert. They just made the theft easier.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


True, but I'm trying to be a healer here! (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:23 AM (r1z5A)

545 All triplets will have different birth dates unless they come out in tandem.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:23 AM (JVMtX)

546 545 All triplets will have different birth dates unless they come out in tandem.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:23 AM (JVMtX)

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Ouch!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 21, 2022 12:24 AM (VxC1e)

547 True, but I'm trying to be a healer here! (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:23 AM (r1z5A)

Yeah, I'm more in a DPS mood tonight, so hey, all we need is a tank and we can start raiding.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:24 AM (6FeV1)

548 Elizabeth Warren: Fakey-Teepee

Posted by: SFGoth at January 21, 2022 12:24 AM (KAi1n)

549 Street Legal


Posted by: Braenyard

heh

I did the voices for several characters in the original computer games

Posted by: Miklos, whose "LOSER" voice is hated by teenagers wordwide at January 21, 2022 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

550
I did the voices for several characters in the original computer games
Posted by: Miklos, whose "LOSER" voice is hated by teenagers wordwide at January 21, 2022 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

you should put re-records up on YT, I'll bet the memesters would love the voice clips.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:26 AM (EJbIh)

551 What comprises the "white church lady" demographic in 2022? It ain't the winemoms; they're the winemoms. It sure ain't the white church ladies of my youth; thems long dead.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 21, 2022 12:27 AM (KAi1n)

552 Pants - pant

Posted by: leber at January 21, 2022 12:27 AM (KdjcG)

553 The "white church lady" crowd has to be confronted. They are what put us in this position--they have no fricking clue what they are doing to this country.

Posted by: Crusader at January 21, 2022 12:23 AM (Cjcf6)
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It was the white wine mom with multiple degrees and a barren life.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:27 AM (JVMtX)

554
How about triplets born around midnight, Feb. 29th?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:27 AM (Mzdiz)

555 I hereby declare all ONT chatter ESSENTIAL
Posted by: Secretary of Miklos

Yer not the boss of me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 21, 2022 12:27 AM (jPYF/)

556 Memesters?

Now I'm going to have nightmares.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 21, 2022 12:28 AM (VxC1e)

557 What comprises the "white church lady" demographic in 2022? It ain't the winemoms; they're the winemoms. It sure ain't the white church ladies of my youth; thems long dead.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 21, 2022 12:27 AM (KAi1n)

Probably office drones and government workers, belonging to the church of the state or the church of the woke.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 12:28 AM (EJbIh)

558 I did the voices for several characters in the original computer games
Posted by: Miklos, whose "LOSER" voice is hated by teenagers wordwide


Cool!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:28 AM (r1z5A)

559 How about triplets born around midnight, Feb. 29th?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:27 AM (Mzdiz)

Alice, you get a birthday every year.
Betty, you get a birthday every four years.
Charlotte, you're getting sold to the gypsies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:30 AM (6FeV1)

560 Hillary Clinton: Chunky Drunky
OCrazyHo-Tittycaca: Slutty Nutty
Commie Lay: Yucky Sucky
Pelosi: Dummy Mummy
Obama: Suity Fruity

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2022 12:30 AM (bW8dp)

561 I've got a time stamp on my birth certificate.
It also states that I was of legitimate birth.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:31 AM (JVMtX)

562 Charlotte, you're getting sold to the gypsies.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:30 AM (6FeV1)

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But every night all the men will come around
And lay their money down

Posted by: Cher at January 21, 2022 12:31 AM (VxC1e)

563 "We've got to stop pretending that all of our "friends" are really our friends. We are in a battle for the control of our lives from those who would take it and from those who would stupidly vote for more of it."

and that goes for family, in many cases. Family is important ... but there are exceptions. "Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his relatives and his own family.' .. "

I feel most of my family are almost commie, though they would identify as "progressive". My nephews wife proclaimed on Facebook "We are a Biden family". They homeschool their four kids, and she was kinda announcing that against her other homeschoolers. Sad.

Lots of tough decisions ... retreat, attack, educate? idk

Posted by: illiniwek at January 21, 2022 12:33 AM (Cus5s)

564 Give it up co mountain Marie. They are all ignoring you. Have you not noticed? This is a clique- y place

Posted by: Ganja at January 21, 2022 12:33 AM (ALTav)

565
If you haven't seen this, the Bad Cat, "El Gato Malo" had a bombshell of a post today about vexxine efficacy. It's all been statistical tricks, "Bayesian data crimes" as he calls it:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9cymef

Another Substacker caught the govt. of Alberta, Canada, releasing some data they didn't mean to. They quickly pulled it down, but he saved it before they did. It shows the magnitude of the trick effect.

It has been known for sometime that is strong immuno-suppressive effect of the vaccines for a couple weeks after a dose. This is makes it more likely you'll catch the Coof during that period.

But if you do, they count that as an unvaccinated case. What the Alberta data shows is just how strong this effect is.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:34 AM (Mzdiz)

566 > My nephews wife proclaimed on Facebook "We are a Biden family".

Screenshot it for later use.

Nothing is more fun than rubbing it in. And that's what she said.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2022 12:34 AM (bW8dp)

567 A Biden family.

Excuse me while I vomit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 21, 2022 12:35 AM (VxC1e)

568 Give it up co mountain Marie. They are all ignoring you. Have you not noticed? This is a clique- y place
Posted by: Ganja at January 21, 2022 12:33 AM (ALTav

Shut the fuck up. Yeah, we're a clique. And COMM is in it.

Shitweasels like you ain't. So go find some offs to fuck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:35 AM (6FeV1)

569 > All triplets will have different birth dates unless they come out in tandem.

Maybe it's like the hidden door in the Lonely Mountain in The Hobbit: "Five feet high the door, and three may walk abreast."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2022 12:35 AM (bW8dp)

570 My niece, whose mother raised her dearly, railed against her because she voted for Trump. I hurt her.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:36 AM (JVMtX)

571 > They homeschool their four kids, and she was kinda announcing that against her other homeschoolers.

Ask her if she'd let Dopey Joe or Hunter babysit her kids.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 21, 2022 12:37 AM (bW8dp)

572 Shitweasels like you ain't. So go find some offs to fuck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:35 AM (6FeV1)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 21, 2022 12:38 AM (VxC1e)

573 Yeah. I can tell she is part of the clique

Posted by: Ganja at January 21, 2022 12:38 AM (ALTav)

574 564
Apparently.

Damn.
Some nights, I got friends ... some, not so much. Thanks for making me feel like a piece of shit...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 12:38 AM (JfNvZ)

575 my father is a twin...then his younger brother was born on the same day 2 years later. My son was also born on that same day 75 years later. I have 2 other friends also born on that day. So up to 5 on the same day.

Ha

Posted by: sassy at January 21, 2022 12:39 AM (xSICi)

576 Damn.
Some nights, I got friends ... some, not so much. Thanks for making me feel like a piece of shit...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 12:38 AM (JfNvZ)
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You've always got friends here.


Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:40 AM (JVMtX)

577 573 Yeah. I can tell she is part of the clique
Posted by: Ganja at January 21, 2022 12:38 AM (ALTav)

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Aren't you late for something? Raimondo's dick isn't going to suck itself, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 21, 2022 12:40 AM (VxC1e)

578 That means Finland (and other countries that do the same) features a government and society that is based on envy, sheer hatred, and overwhelming resentment.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 20, 2022 10:24 PM (CdZ4i)

Yep, it is. You see the left stoking envy all the time.

By the way, the system of fining in Sweden that was considered egalitarian was dagsboter, or fines based on a day's wages. Even then, it's not "fair" to those whose daily wages represent survival with nothing left over.

If you think about it, the Ten Commandments are a recipe for mental health. Envy is a big problem when it comes to happiness and social stability.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 12:40 AM (Mzdiz)

579 Damn.
Some nights, I got friends ... some, not so much. Thanks for making me feel like a piece of shit...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

{{{COMountainMarie}}} You always have a seat at this table.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:40 AM (r1z5A)

580 Actually I did you a favor Marie now they are guilted to respond to prove me wrong. You are welcome.

Posted by: Ganja at January 21, 2022 12:40 AM (ALTav)

581 I'm here now. I'm no going to ignore a moron in good standing. Evening fellow CO morons.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 12:42 AM (0OmEj)

582 Posted by: Ganja at January 21, 2022 12:40 AM (ALTav

You need actual psychiatric care, creep. Those offs ain't gonna fuck themselves, you know. Chop chop.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:42 AM (6FeV1)

583 Ganja can eabod. Fuck off.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 12:43 AM (0OmEj)

584 Clique? Shit, I thought we were the cool kids table.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 21, 2022 12:43 AM (r1z5A)

585 Thanks to my moron pals!
Some dickheads can really make a gal feel awful. Awesome folks here! Again, thanks!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 12:44 AM (JfNvZ)

586 Shut the fuck up. Yeah, we're a clique. And COMM is in it.

Shitweasels like you ain't. So go find some offs to fuck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:35 AM (6FeV1)

Well said.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2022 12:45 AM (P3gRi)

587 {{COMM}}

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 21, 2022 12:45 AM (a4EWo)

588
> My nephews wife proclaimed on Facebook "We are a Biden family".

Complete with a Hunter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 21, 2022 12:46 AM (63Dwl)

589 There is always a troll on the ont somewhere. Wtf?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 12:46 AM (0OmEj)

590 Shut the fuck up. Yeah, we're a clique. And COMM is in it.

Shitweasels like you ain't. So go find some offs to fuck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

it's big club, and we are in it.

Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing George Carlin at January 21, 2022 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

591 We good now Marie remember my Venmo id. Night horde.

Posted by: Ganja at January 21, 2022 12:47 AM (ALTav)

592 What happened to redc14?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2022 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

Passed away. CBD has a sidebar blurb. Haven't seen any further info.

Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 10:29 PM (mZUr4)

I've reached out to Resident Evil to offer my condolences and see if I can get more info.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)

593 There is always a troll on the ont somewhere. Wtf?
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 12:46 AM (0OmEj)

With the reduced truck traffic, staff at truckstop gloryholes have a lot of time on their hands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2022 12:48 AM (P3gRi)

594 "A Biden family. Excuse me while I vomit."

yeah, nephew's wife has four "parents" as she states it ... two were from the university, academics I guess, which means nothing. I had hope as I thought they saw the problems with public school .. and she didn't want her kids to see some cartoons on TV at my house once .. bad influence or something.

So how they got back to this "Biden Family" thing is a mystery, except she never left that parental influence I guess. The nephew is a doctor, his dad was a doctor ... I'd hoped he would lead them out of that bad doctrine ... seems to have gone the wrong way.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 21, 2022 12:48 AM (Cus5s)

595 The troll can go slide down a razor blade, to use on my 91 yr old mother's favorites. Apparently that was a popular "fuck off" line used in her school days.

I remember she tickled me watching Megyn Kelly at the first Trump debate. When Megyn started with the shit, my mother shouted, "Oh go slide down a razor blade, Megyn!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)

596 Trolls are raimondo and kurt who say generally stupid shit to piss everybody off. That's one thing. They get mocked and insulted.

Direct psycho-manipulative attacks to not only drive off a recent member but actively make them feel bad is so completely beyond acceptable i don't even have sufficient bile for the invective required.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:49 AM (6FeV1)

597 I've reached out to Resident Evil to offer my condolences and see if I can get more info.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 12:48 AM (Mzdiz)
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Good, let us know.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 12:49 AM (JVMtX)

598 Anything happening tonight?

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 12:49 AM (0OmEj)

599 A nice chilly hello to Miley from Massachusetts, I hate fucking winter here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 21, 2022 12:50 AM (a4EWo)

600 My nephews wife proclaimed on Facebook "We are a Biden family".

Complete with a Hunter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

So, in for the child support?

Posted by: the other Hunter Stripper Biden baby at January 21, 2022 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)

601 Direct psycho-manipulative attacks to not only drive off a recent member but actively make them feel bad is so completely beyond acceptable i don't even have sufficient bile for the invective required.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Mockery and the 40mm Bofors

Posted by: Gunner Miklos at January 21, 2022 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

602 With the reduced truck traffic, staff at truckstop gloryholes have a lot of time on their hands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

"hands"

Posted by: Miklos thinks phrasing at January 21, 2022 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)

603
You know, one of the standard mental function tests, very low bar, those if you fail, you know there's really something wrong is "Who is the current president of the US?"

I wonder what Brandon's answer to that would be?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:53 AM (Mzdiz)

604 Thanks, DDS! The folks here are best. I guess I should know a troll by now when I see one...
These people. Good grief.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 12:53 AM (JfNvZ)

605 I wonder what Brandon's answer to that would be?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:53 AM (Mzdiz)

I had a friend have an episode...EMT asked that question, and he said, "pffft."

They accepted the answer as correct.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 21, 2022 12:55 AM (6FeV1)

606 That's what it must be.

Things are about to go ass over teakettle, and the Lord is just airlifting out His favorites before things really get hectic.

That's what I'm going with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:38 PM (6FeV1)

This made me laugh and cry.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)

607 >>They accepted the answer as correct.

I imagine shitting yourself in response would also count as correct, now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)

608 I wonder what Brandon's answer to that would be?
Posted by: publius

"The, you know...the thing"

Posted by: Brandon at January 21, 2022 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

609 Made more progress on the Jeep. New pins and bushings on the driver's door hinges. Door closes nicely now. Took instrument cluster out, cleaned, and checked lamps. All the bulbs are good, but 2 or 3 needed to be reseated in their sockets to make them work. Added ground wires to gauge cluster. Put cluster back in. Gains: dash lamps now all work, and speedometer works, and right-hand signal telltale works. Losses: gas gauge doesn't work, and oil pressure gauge quit working. Tried the self-test routine on cluster, and it didn't do the self-test. Could be bad instrument cluster, or maybe a short in some module on the data bus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2022 12:57 AM (P3gRi)

610 How yall doing tonight. I've had a day. Just didn't feel right. Chills. Muscle cramps in new places. Fatigue. Now 2300 I'm wide awake.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 12:58 AM (0OmEj)

611 A nice chilly hello to Miley from Massachusetts, I hate fucking winter here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 21, 2022 12:50 AM (a4EWo)

Hey hon! Keep warm and cozy.

On that topic, Publius was observing that the truck battery is sluggish in cold weather. I just laughed. Once in a while it gets below freezing here.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 12:58 AM (Mzdiz)

612 COmountainMarie is lovely.
I met her.

WDS and I gave her a test. She passed with flying colors. She's an 'ette. Fuck anyone who messes with her.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2022 01:00 AM (U2p+3)

613
Look at the VP. Even restricted to black women, there must have many candidates that could have filled that post. Harris is unique in that her ignorance and lack of charisma make her no threat to Biden or his team. Hell most of her staff were betraying her at Biden's orders.
Posted by: Oldcat

Harris was chosen specifically because she is incompetent, has no political charisma and no real allies. She is the perfect firewall for the 25th amendment.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 21, 2022 01:00 AM (jPYF/)

614 49 oldcat, I also share my birthday with my older brother (he is six years older).

Posted by: Theodore at January 21, 2022 01:01 AM (GJnvT)

615 On that topic, Publius was observing that the truck battery is sluggish in cold weather. I just laughed. Once in a while it gets below freezing here.
Posted by: Miley

I started with one girl who complained that in winter her toes were cold.

Posted by: Miklos sometimes senses opportunity at January 21, 2022 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

616 Tried the self-test routine on cluster, and it didn't do the self-test. Could be bad instrument cluster, or maybe a short in some module on the data bus.
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"As my grandmother used to say, anything mechanical, give it a good bash." - Colin Maud

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 21, 2022 01:02 AM (1vynn)

617 reply to comment 405

Posted by: Theodore at January 21, 2022 01:02 AM (GJnvT)

618 Harris was chosen specifically because she is incompetent, has no political charisma and no real allies. She is the perfect firewall for the 25th amendment.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Worst or worstester

Posted by: Saucy Miklos from Worchester at January 21, 2022 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

619
Now, that battry is done got abnormally sluggish in this low 30s weather. It's about done fer, I think. May charge the ever living shit out of and see if that might extend it's life for a bit. But I think it's time for new battry for that thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 01:04 AM (Mzdiz)

620 Made more progress on the Jeep. New pins and bushings on the driver's door hinges. Door closes nicely now. Took instrument cluster out, cleaned, and checked lamps. All the bulbs are good, but 2 or 3 needed to be reseated in their sockets to make them work. Added ground wires to gauge cluster. Put cluster back in. Gains: dash lamps now all work, and speedometer works, and right-hand signal telltale works. Losses: gas gauge doesn't work, and oil pressure gauge quit working. Tried the self-test routine on cluster, and it didn't do the self-test. Could be bad instrument cluster, or maybe a short in some module on the data bus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Dude. Learn to Journalism

Posted by: Like we really need people who know stuff at January 21, 2022 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

621 No I meant to refer to comment 614.
Dark Truth Imperial Stout 9.75 and it is kicking in.

Posted by: Theodore at January 21, 2022 01:06 AM (GJnvT)

622 USNtakim, I didn't know you were a Colorado moron. Have you been to a Morondezvous? Maybe I've met you but didn't connect you to your nic.

Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 21, 2022 01:07 AM (6RgRK)

623 Thank you Adriane the not-so boring Critic

Posted by: Theodore at January 21, 2022 01:07 AM (GJnvT)

624 612
Thanks lovely girl! I hope we get to meet again this year!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 01:09 AM (JfNvZ)

625 "As my grandmother used to say, anything mechanical, give it a good bash." - Colin Maud
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I was introduced the the concept of the "Industrial Beater"

Simple and often effective.

Posted by: Shade tree moonshiner and mechanic Miklos at January 21, 2022 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)

626 {{{Nurse}}}, Loved meeting you in Texas, even for a short time. Goodnight Horde, hubs is snoring softly next to me, I am going to grab some sleep while I can, love you all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 21, 2022 01:12 AM (a4EWo)

627 Clique? Shit, I thought we were the cool kids table.
Posted by: Some Rat

If we're playing high school I'm still hanging out in the parking lot with the reprobates. Life doesn't change much. The bottom line is, if you F with one of ours, yer gonna have to answer to all of us.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 21, 2022 01:12 AM (jPYF/)

628 If we're playing high school I'm still hanging out in the parking lot with the reprobates.
------

I'm out behind the gym, smoking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 21, 2022 01:14 AM (AytXr)

629 No haven't been to any meetups. Live in castlerock. Don't get around much.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 01:14 AM (0OmEj)

630 627
This.
I, too, was a reprobate.
We take care of our own, and stick up for the kids who get picked on by the bullies. Don't fuck with us...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 01:16 AM (JfNvZ)

631 If we're playing high school I'm still hanging out in the parking lot with the reprobates. Life doesn't change much. The bottom line is, if you F with one of ours, yer gonna have to answer to all of us.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

I can't sit here?

*upturns high school cafeteria table*

*heads back to the lower parking lot, where the Moron kids hang out*

Posted by: Miklos who talked funny at that time at January 21, 2022 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

632 publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Hang on to that battery thought.
It was published here the other day
I'll go find it.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 01:17 AM (JVMtX)

633 Damn, I was reading the OM thread and I see redC1 passed too? How and when?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2022 01:17 AM (VwHCD)

634 I'm out behind the gym, smoking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Outside the girls locker room where there's that little chink in the wall

You ain't foolin' nobody


Posted by: Miklos can reasonably guess at January 21, 2022 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

635 I'm out behind the gym, smoking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

First place old man Silvernail looked every day.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 21, 2022 01:19 AM (jPYF/)

636 I was never a cool kid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2022 01:19 AM (U2p+3)

637 I was never a cool kid.

Posted by: nurse ratched

cool shoes

Posted by: Miklos, mainly observing his own footwear at January 21, 2022 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)

638 I wasn't even cool enough to be a nerd.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2022 01:21 AM (U2p+3)

639 631
Don't worry about it Miklos. That's where we go to 'smoke'. You know this.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 01:21 AM (JfNvZ)

640 "Who is the current president of the US?"

I wonder what Brandon's answer to that would be?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:53 AM (Mzdiz)

Señor Droolcup has stated multiple times that he believes that Kamala Harris is the President of the United States.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 21, 2022 01:22 AM (cHmL0)

641 NOCO GENIUS, [several. - from 1 amp 10] Amp Fully-Automatic Smart Charger, 6V and 12V Battery Charger, Battery Maintainer, Trickle Charger, and Battery Desulfator with Temperature Compensation

https://is.gd/gh1Gn6

It was recommended by Mis. Hum or CBD and not expensive.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 01:23 AM (JVMtX)

642 629 No haven't been to any meetups. Live in castlerock. Don't get around much.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 01:14 AM (0OmEj)


I always look for the star from I-25. I guess it's still there, anyway. It's been awhile since I passed that way after dark.

Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 21, 2022 01:23 AM (6RgRK)

643 Don't worry about it Miklos. That's where we go to 'smoke'. You know this.
Posted by: COMountainMarie

How do you think I paid for my first car?

Dopers vs Dealers

Posted by: Miklos, former youthful and innocent entrepreneur at January 21, 2022 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)

644 Well, sleepines has overtaken me. Time to hit the sack. Condolences to the family and friends of redc1.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 21, 2022 01:24 AM (P3gRi)

645 It's not who's calling the shots it's who's the board of directors.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 01:25 AM (JVMtX)

646 Hs? I couldn't wait to leave. Hated it with my whole soul. Didn't fit in any one group. Have not looked back. Don't have any contact with anybody from then. Strangely i live just blocks from the school. I can hear band practice from my front yard. My wife graduated from the same school three years after i did. She has no interest in anyone from then either. We did not meet in school. Twas 7 years later we never had any friends in common then. Although she knew of all three of my brothers.so i would not be at the cool kids table or even out back smoking.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 01:26 AM (0OmEj)

647 I was never a cool kid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 21, 2022 01:19 AM (U2p+3)

Well in my world you get the title "pretty cool chick". Way better than the gay ass rank of cool kid. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2022 01:26 AM (VwHCD)

648 Well, sleepines has overtaken me. Time to hit the sack. Condolences to the family and friends of redc1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Always had good fun with that guy.

As I told him a few times, absolute respect for anyone with c4 in the nic.

Posted by: Miklos, just more and not always better at January 21, 2022 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)

649 Well in my world you get the title "pretty cool chick". Way better than the gay ass rank of cool kid. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Should buy some cheap disposable guitars so that that a Rite Of Passage to Official Coolness can take place, for those what needs it.

Posted by: Miklos, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you at January 21, 2022 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

650
Hmm, Operation "Robin Sage" military training exercise in NC:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8mv2f4

In this realistic training exercise across two counties, trainees are going to be fighting a guerilla war against "freedom fighters" dubbed the "Pineland Resistance".

Just what are they getting ready for?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)

651 645

Did someone say shots?! I'm in!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 01:32 AM (JfNvZ)

652 I'm out behind the gym, smoking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school ...

Posted by: Brownsville Station at January 21, 2022 01:33 AM (okV1R)

653
Excuse me, that was two *dozen* counties for Robin Sage. And note the part about how in 2002, a soldier was shot by a Sheriff's deputy, thinking it was real, and that was an actual criminal. Makes letting LEO know what the hell is going on, and how to identify participants very critical.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 01:34 AM (Mzdiz)

654 Hmm, Operation "Robin Sage" military training exercise in NC:


I met Col. Jerry Sage, the real life inspiration for the Steve McQueen character in the WWII movie. The "Cooler King".

Things have changed. A lot.

Posted by: Miklos and not for the better at January 21, 2022 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

655 the "Pineland Resistance".

Just what are they getting ready for?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
-------------------

Military guys the other day/night said it's done all the time - that they had participated. no biggie

Did you see the battery post?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 01:36 AM (JVMtX)

656 Cheap blended scotch tonight... Not that bad. Finish like an ashtray though. Sams club brand members mark blended scotch. Might pair with a cigar. Though it's too cold to sit outside and smoke.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 01:36 AM (0OmEj)

657 Did someone say shots?! I'm in!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Got some Jello mix around here somewhere....

Need little plastic cups

Posted by: Miklos the Guerilla Bartender at January 21, 2022 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

658 Should buy some cheap disposable guitars so that that a Rite Of Passage to Official Coolness can take place, for those what needs it.

Posted by: Miklos, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you at January 21, 2022 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)

Even the cheap disposable guitars aren't that cheap anymore, but some are definitely disposable. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2022 01:38 AM (VwHCD)

659 Dopers vs Dealers
Posted by: Miklos, former youthful and innocent entrepreneur

Dazed and Confused was based on my high school. We even had our own version of Wooderson.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 21, 2022 01:38 AM (jPYF/)

660 I've been meaning to write this for a few days. I do not want DeSantis to run for president. He is in a perfect place to affect real changes. He goes to DC, and it'll be just like Trump, the deep state is out to fuck him from making any real improvements. Much like Youngkin, we would be better served by stronger governors who can tell the feds to EABOD, and make their states sanctuaries for individual freedom. I think this is where we should focus. Force a rerun to federalism, that way it won't matter as much on who occupies the White House. Food for thought.

Posted by: Trog04 at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (oNVik)

That's where I'm coming from, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)

661 Tom Servo, how did Kennedy and Johnson feel about each other?



Posted by: Goatweed at January 21, 2022 01:38 AM (90fhE)

662 No smoking at school but walk across the street and no quarrel. So, there we were 70 ft away from the entrance, smoking.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 01:38 AM (JVMtX)

663 Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school ...
Posted by: Brownsville Station

School's out forever

Posted by: Alice Cooper Home Schools at January 21, 2022 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

664 657
Who needs cups?
Use your imagination.....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 01:40 AM (JfNvZ)

665 Posted by: Trog04 at January 20, 2022 11:01 PM (oNVik)

That's where I'm coming from, too.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)
-----------

Agreed
He can be president in 28 and carry on.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 01:40 AM (JVMtX)

666 This is one time I am upset that Virginia has a one term governor law!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 20, 2022 11:07 PM (hOUT3)

You know what Winston says about not sucking each other's dick just yet.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 01:42 AM (Mzdiz)

667 >> Did you see the battery post?

Not that last one about the charger/desulfator.

I've got battery chargers galore, but nothing fancy. Years ago, I have attempted "manual" desulfation -- it's basically charge the hell of it at elevated voltages -- you're mostly just electrolysizing water at that point, but are breaking down the "softer" hard sulfates.

Maintaining electrolyte level and watching temperature not to let it get too hot is critical. All needs to be well ventilated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 01:42 AM (Mzdiz)

668 Even the cheap disposable guitars aren't that cheap anymore, but some are definitely disposable. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Dobros would be difficult to smash on stage

Posted by: Miklos, rethinking at January 21, 2022 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

669 One question; where did the people get the tickets? Did they get tickets in/around their neighborhood? Or to and from a work area or shopping area.

Because if the tickets were for in their neighborhood then there might be a case for racism as the cameras perhaps are more numerous in the hood or perhaps cause it's home territory they know more about the traffic and run the lights more often. If it's in some other location that does not have a particular race designation then that would be different.

But frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn cause there are folks these days that spend all their time and grant money trying to find these sorts of things and they don't contribute on thing to our society or culture.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 21, 2022 01:43 AM (eQvlh)

670 You know what Winston says about not sucking each other's dick just yet.
Posted by: Miley

Winston is smokin'

Posted by: Miklos, enjoying the tobacco vice at January 21, 2022 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)

671 We had a smoking area at school that was back before the age limits kicked in. Alcohol had not moved up from 18 yet either. By the time i finished boot camp that summer the laws had started changing. I remember leaving san diego afterwards and crossing into tj so we could drink.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 01:45 AM (0OmEj)

672 Ace endorse Author A.H. Lloyd - well let me tell you about my college boyfriend who turned out to be gay...

honestly I think I was his last attempt to be straight. He liked me but not enough....

Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2022 11:13 PM (6lKe4)

My bisexual boyfriend in college went totally gay by the time I was done with him.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)

673 Did you see the battery post?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)


No. But I was at Western Union and saw the chicken wire ...

Posted by: Adriane the Knee Slappin' Critic ... at January 21, 2022 01:47 AM (okV1R)

674
Now I'm getting interested in desulfators. I remember some fancy electronic waveform control that can do some tricks.....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 01:47 AM (Mzdiz)

675 Cheap blended scotch tonight... Not that bad. Finish like an ashtray though. Sams club brand members mark blended scotch. Might pair with a cigar. Though it's too cold to sit outside and smoke.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 01:36 AM (0OmEj)

I'm drinking makers mark. I poured one after reading about RedC1, mostly because it wouldn't feel right not to since I did it for other's here. OM...damn, I have never had a drink first thing in the morning since I was born, it just never happened. Never before noon, but I did when I read about him, and it was before coffee. Somehow I think he would find that amusing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2022 01:48 AM (VwHCD)

676 My bisexual boyfriend in college went totally gay by the time I was done with him.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Shoulda started with a total homo.

Posted by: Miklosian Logic for the People at January 21, 2022 01:48 AM (QzkSJ)

677 Dobros would be difficult to smash on stage

Posted by: Miklos, rethinking at January 21, 2022 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

a Dobro?? I...would...find...a...way. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2022 01:48 AM (VwHCD)

678 I can see now that I've probably had one jello shot too many...
Perhaps time to lurk? Oh, maybe so.
The bar is open, and it's ladies night. See ya over there...
Love y'all!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 01:49 AM (JfNvZ)

679 My bisexual boyfriend in college went totally gay by the time I was done with him.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Obviously there was noooo hope for that dude.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2022 01:51 AM (VwHCD)

680 I can see now that I've probably had one jello shot too many...
Perhaps time to lurk? Oh, maybe so.
The bar is open, and it's ladies night. See ya over there...
Love y'all!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 01:49 AM (JfNvZ)

Nooo, you don't get to drink and run. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2022 01:52 AM (VwHCD)

681 Dobro, read that they were the genesis of the steel guitar. They should have thrown the dobro away.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 01:52 AM (JVMtX)

682 and it's ladies night.

Posted by: COMountainMarie



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjG7-5kbevo

Posted by: Adriane the Kool & the Gang Critic ... at January 21, 2022 01:53 AM (okV1R)

683 I'm convinced that the lgtbqxyz people actively go after straight people. Must be a bonus paid in conversions.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 01:54 AM (0OmEj)

684 Dobro, read that they were the genesis of the steel guitar. They should have thrown the dobro away.
Posted by: Braenyard

Now we see the anti-Slovak bias inherent in the system!

Posted by: Miklosi, Friend of All Noble Slovak Peoples at January 21, 2022 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

685 The lgtbqxyz is always trolling.

Clock is running out.
Ya'll have a good evening.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 01:56 AM (JVMtX)

686 Posted by: COMountainMarie


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjG7-5kbevo
Posted by: Adriane the Kool & the Gang Critic

The best Mardi Gras Balls and parades of All Time were when Kool and the Gang were invited to head up the Krewe of Bacchus

Posted by: Miklos wangle tangled an invite at January 21, 2022 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)

687 Sometime discrimination is a good thing.
g'night.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 21, 2022 01:58 AM (JVMtX)

688 680 682
There is no drinking AND running - not at this point. Maybe a little strolling...possible stumbling...
I just need to get over to this stool, and I'll be fine..

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 01:59 AM (JfNvZ)

689 I just need to get over to this stool, and I'll be fine..
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Good?

Now see that velvet Elvis behind the bar? My Grandaddy painted that...

Posted by: Miklos knows how to talk to womwn at January 21, 2022 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

690 My granpappy painted dogs playing poker. On Velvet of course.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 02:05 AM (0OmEj)

691 Obviously there was noooo hope for that dude.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 21, 2022 01:51 AM (VwHCD)

I'm unapologetically female. No getting around that.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)

692
It has been known for sometime that is strong immuno-suppressive effect of the vaccines for a couple weeks after a dose. This is makes it more likely you'll catch the Coof during that period.


Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 12:34 AM


If true, that explains why prior animal studies of vaccines for corona type viruses had to be terminated - because of vaccine-associated enhanced disease. A couple week setback for 'humanized' mice is - like the concept of 'dog years' - an exceptionally long, long time for a compromised immune system.

This time they skipped the animal studies of the vaccine(s) and went straight to human testing. If they skipped the animal studies because they already knew what the answer would be, and there's some dissenting file or correspondence to be found somewhere, then it's time for Nuremberg 2.0 to hold some people responsible. Back to bed for me.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 21, 2022 02:08 AM (dQvv7)

693 My granpappy painted dogs playing poker. On Velvet of course.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still

I remember trying to help Grammaw with her laborious, traditional, handmade velvet work

Kept her busy all winter, most years

Posted by: Miklos, free range and artisanally organic at January 21, 2022 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)

694 I'm unapologetically female. No getting around that.
Posted by: Miley

Female, but I bet she's packing.

Posted by: Miklos, free-range guessifying at January 21, 2022 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

695 My grandmother had an enormous last supper on velvet framed under glass hanging over the dinner table. I grabbed up the virgin mary print under glass framed in cut rose class tiles. That hangs in my bedroom.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 02:14 AM (0OmEj)

696 >> and there's some dissenting file or correspondence to be found somewhere,

Oh, Pharma knows what they are doing. They are very good at gaming the clinical trial process. Very, very good. This is what they do. And all they do: make their products look good in a clinical trial. They have become very clever at rigging these.

They don't make mistakes, they make choices as someone put it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)

697 High school was, shall we say, unpleasant.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 21, 2022 02:18 AM (KAi1n)

698 Publius, they had to know/suspect that the shit would get out of the bag and hit the fan. So what's the end game?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 21, 2022 02:19 AM (KAi1n)

699 >> So what's the end game?

Good question. They get away with this shit all the time. The result is they're found out (look at the Vioxx and similar debacles), they get sued, maybe fined, etc, etc. But business as usual keeps on. They get a slap on the wrist, and it's just a small cost of doing business.

But this thing is so big, that model may not work this time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 02:22 AM (Mzdiz)

700 Yeah, most people think Vioxx was was a Klingon in some Star Trek movie, but everyone knows, or is going to know, about The Jab when it goes supernova.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 21, 2022 02:25 AM (KAi1n)

701 686

Now, what was that about Balls? And parade balls?!
What kind of weird guy are you? Good grief, Miklos!
How does one even keep up with you?

*falls off stool*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 02:27 AM (JfNvZ)

702 What gets me is the very idea of gain of function research. How in the fuck does an intelligent human smart enough to do this even think, yup! Sounds good lets take an animal virus and modify it to work to infect humans? Criminal activity borders on psychosis.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 02:27 AM (0OmEj)

703 My HS experience was pretty good. I hung out with a wide array of folks (jocks, stoners, weirdos).

I was a frigid virgin before the Thaw.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 02:27 AM (Mzdiz)

704 What gets me is the very idea of gain of function research. How in the fuck does an intelligent human smart enough to do this even think, yup! Sounds good lets take an animal virus and modify it to work to infect humans? Criminal activity borders on psychosis.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 02:27 AM (0OmEj)

Dude was trying to get into sweet black money in germ warfare research. He even applied to DOD for a grant for Gain of Function, which leads me to think he already did the same COVID splicing on something nasty as a proof of concept. But even the spooks told him he was crazy and denied any money.

This is the guy that funds useless research on torturing dogs for kicks. He hangs out in gay bathhouses during AIDs watching kids spread disease like wildfire without a sound. I know a psychopath when I see one.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 02:33 AM (EJbIh)

705 >> How in the fuck does an intelligent human smart enough to do this even think, yup!

That's good question. It's basically the mad scientist effect. You have group of experts in something well beyond the general public. They get insulated and isolated from normal thinking, working in their own bubbles.

And since the subject is so arcane and obtuse to the larger public, they are pretty much left to police themselves.

And they run amok. Hey, let's see if we make a monkey grow balls on its chin! Yeah, that would be cool!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 02:35 AM (Mzdiz)

706 But this thing is so big, that model may not work this time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 02:22 AM (Mzdiz)

They may be counting on that unlike government people and bureaucrats, they sometimes do some good so they will be up on the gallows last.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 02:35 AM (EJbIh)

707 Well, my cab is here, and the bartender is *helping* me out the door. I'll see y'all tomorrow night (I hope)....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 02:36 AM (JfNvZ)

708 And we pay him handsomely for it. Got to love our civil services.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 02:36 AM (0OmEj)

709 Well, my cab is here, and the bartender is *helping* me out the door. I'll see y'all tomorrow night (I hope)....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 21, 2022 02:36 AM (JfNvZ)

Good night and pleasant dreams Marie

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 02:37 AM (EJbIh)

710
And its not just Pharma. Govts, healthcare, and media are all complicit in this. If Pharma goes down, they go down. They all have the incentive to deny, deny, deny.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 02:37 AM (Mzdiz)

711
This "isolated group" effect is an aspect of human nature. We all need to some social contact with "normies" to remain mentally calibrated so to speak. Get isolated too long, and the individual tends to go off the rails.

This experiment has been run many times. Imagine you isolate yourself, all alone in your house. No human contact. You still watch TV, get on the internet etc. But no actual human contact.

After a while, you stop caring about your physical appearance. Why worry? Nobody is going to see you. Then you even stop taking showers. You get used to your own smell. Why bother.

After a couple months of that, say someone comes to visit you. They run away screaming because you look like an escapee from the insane asylum. You have no idea what's wrong.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 02:42 AM (Mzdiz)

712 My time has come. To bed with me. I'm taking the dog putting him to bed. Finished my scotch. Meds then bed. Gnight horde.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 02:43 AM (0OmEj)

713 My time has come. To bed with me. I'm taking the dog putting him to bed. Finished my scotch. Meds then bed. Gnight horde.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 02:43 AM (0OmEj)

good night USN. I'm checking out myself too.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 21, 2022 02:45 AM (EJbIh)

714 The story of my life. Isolation. I would be a mess if my wife didn't set me straight. Nobody sees me otherwise.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 02:46 AM (0OmEj)

715
When isolated that like, your mental state will eventually run as amok as your physical appearance. You'll slowly get to doing weird things. They won't seem weird to you.

When you're in regular contact with the herd, any little weird behavior and irrational thinking gets corrected before it even gets started.

But without that feedback, it does indeed get way out of hand.

And that's exactly the same thing that happens with these isolated groups of experts, left to police themselves. They get to doing insane shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)

716 646 Hs? I couldn't wait to leave. Hated it with my whole soul. Didn't fit in any one group. Have not looked back. Don't have any contact with anybody from then. Strangely i live just blocks from the school. I can hear band practice from my front yard. My wife graduated from the same school three years after i did. She has no interest in anyone from then either. We did not meet in school. Twas 7 years later we never had any friends in common then. Although she knew of all three of my brothers.so i would not be at the cool kids table or even out back smoking.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 21, 2022 01:26 AM (0OmEj)

Same, except oddly enough I still am friends with some fellow social outcasts from that time. Everyone else? Nah. Never been to a "class reunion" and never will because, well, I wasn't a part of the "class" to begin with. So why go back?

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 21, 2022 02:50 AM (CdZ4i)

717
This is why these isolated groups of experts needs outside control. You need normal people to come in and review what they're doing, to sign off on it. They resent the hell out of it, of course. But it's critically important they not police and control themselves.

It's these "normies" brought in who are the ones who say, "Are you crazy!" when they propose Gain of Function on deadly viruses, or growing balls on monkey chins.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 02:52 AM (Mzdiz)

718 It's these "normies" brought in who are the ones who say, "Are you crazy!" when they propose Gain of Function on deadly viruses, or growing balls on monkey chins.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 21, 2022 02:52 AM (Mzdiz)

Like the CIA, and FBI.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 02:56 AM (Mzdiz)

719 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2022 03:08 AM (sAmhv)

720 I watched Tenet and the onnly thing I remember is that I had no idea what the movie was about.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

The remake will be Ten 'Ettes

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2022 03:15 AM (arJlL)

721 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 21, 2022 03:21 AM (qQxld)

722 Good morning to the morning folks, and good night to the resta youse. I fear I will be having strange dreams tonight.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 21, 2022 03:25 AM (Mzdiz)

723 Well, I made it back, surviving the final scheduled drive of the preceding day n' night.

Had to leave the front door open an extra ten minutes so my ass could come draggin' in behind me.

Any ONT left, or is the tank empty here?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 21, 2022 03:27 AM (QzJWU)

724 Elizabeth Warren: Fakey-Teepee
Posted by: SFGoth

Fulla Shittee

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2022 03:34 AM (arJlL)

725 Looks like just us early risers here, Jim.

Trying to get myself moving. It's not happening fast enough!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 21, 2022 03:34 AM (qQxld)

726 North and South has one helluva cast.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 10:19 PM (KAi1n)
---
No kidding! It's like a feast of 80s talent, many of whom were just getting started. Also a dollop of Old Hollywood: Jimmy Stewart, Gene Kelly, Liz Taylor.

Even Wayne Newton got a part (wtf).


Did he sing Dunka Shane ?

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2022 03:37 AM (arJlL)

727 A nice chilly hello to Miley from Massachusetts, I hate fucking winter here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

!

Flannel condom ?

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2022 03:39 AM (arJlL)

728 Hiya MLiiGRAM !

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2022 03:43 AM (arJlL)

729 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2022 03:43 AM (arJlL)

730 I will be miserable until May, so far not bad and haven't had to shovel snow.

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2022 03:43 AM (2JoB8)

731 Oregon Muse was not on that list. He was the one person associated with this blog that I was most looking forward to meeting, and after his unfortunate passing the other day I will be forever denied that opportunity in this world. His passing leaves a great big hole not just in the blog, but also in my heart.

TY WD for for your great work here and this tribute.
My heart is truly hurting here tonight.

Rest in peace and rise in glory, OM and rest in peace, kind soul. I'll miss you, as will many others.
TY WD for for your great work here.

And TY OM for all you gave us us over the years. I'm seldom proviked to tears,, but you were just such a good friend, I do have to weep at your passing.

Does anyone know how Mrs OM is is doing?

Or Slap?l Called him and no response. Worries me as he has health issues. I've not heard from Slap for weeks, anyone heard anything?

Posted by: Farmer at January 21, 2022 03:45 AM (55Qr6)

732 38 degrees, and pissin' rain outside. Glad I got indoors at least, before the rain.

Doesn't sound like a miserable chill, but unless you've felt the misery of a maritime, coastal chill, you'll surely underestimate the power of it's effect.

One of the coldest nights you'll ever know is a summer's evening on the San Fransico shores.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 21, 2022 03:47 AM (QzJWU)

733 726:Even Wayne Newton got a part (wtf).


Heh! I remember that. He did ok. An out of character part if I recall.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2022 03:49 AM (sAmhv)

734 Hey, JT!

Mornin', Farmer. Good to see you, hope you and Jules are doing ok.

I noticed Slap had a comment on one of the afternoon threads yesterday - i don't remember which one.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 21, 2022 03:49 AM (qQxld)

735 It's in the teens here in Babylon DC. A bit chilly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 21, 2022 03:50 AM (sAmhv)

736 -2 here. But it will be sunny today so that's a plus

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 21, 2022 03:53 AM (qQxld)

737 Other bad thing in winter is my fingers start cracking, need to get hand cream on multiple occasions a day

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2022 03:57 AM (2JoB8)

738 Here is something for you all, from my days aboard the Sloop New Dawn, when she was yet still afloat.

It speaks with warmth as to the weather, and the chill.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9eh23n

It's a short read, which I hope you'll enjoy.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 21, 2022 03:57 AM (QzJWU)

739 Skip, have you tried O'Keefe's ?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 21, 2022 03:58 AM (qQxld)

740 Haven't tried anything in particular

Posted by: Skip at January 21, 2022 04:02 AM (2JoB8)

741 Green package called working hands. It works and isnt greasy

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 21, 2022 04:03 AM (qQxld)

742 731 Or Slap?l Called him and no response. Worries me as he has health issues. I've not heard from Slap for weeks, anyone heard anything?
Posted by: Farmer at January 21, 2022 03:45 AM (55Qr6)

Farmer, is this Slap? In the OM comments:

493 Oh, dear. Condolences.

Losing internet people is always such a strange feeling.
Posted by: S. Weasel at January 19, 2022 10:57 AM (S1Gvi)

Posted by: m at January 21, 2022 04:05 AM (yY8d6)

743 My first guitar was a squier that could not be tuned. I threw it in the dumpster, and if I could have chucked it into mount doom I would have.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 21, 2022 04:07 AM (ybIRR)

744 What's wrong with cracked fingers? Keep flexing. Are you worried about how you will look in a bikini?

Posted by: yep at January 21, 2022 04:11 AM (4XlIB)

745 Pixy B up !

Posted by: JT at January 21, 2022 04:13 AM (arJlL)

746 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at January 21, 2022 04:13 AM (yY8d6)

747 Good morning night crawlers

Day 6 of the coof and all's well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 21, 2022 04:13 AM (EZebt)

748 San Franpsycho, that is good to hear.

Skip, how is Mrs Skip doing?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 21, 2022 04:17 AM (qQxld)

749 Good news, SF!

Posted by: m at January 21, 2022 04:18 AM (yY8d6)

750 Hope you are well, Mlii, take care.

OMG, just got the news that Meat Loaf died.

He was a fave of ours. So sad, tears will be coming, my wife will be so sad. Tears.

Posted by: Farmer at January 21, 2022 04:18 AM (55Qr6)

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