Quick Hits

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True Conservative Dan Crenshaw enjoying some Celebrity Face Time
with likely murderess Carol Baskin,
December 9, 2021
Dan likes semi-celebrities
This was shortly after Danny branded the Freedom Caucus
as "grifters" who just wanted attention

More bad polling news for Brandon--left-leaning AP shows him at a fresh low for their poll, 43% approving, 56% disapproving.

And:

As of now, just 28% of Americans say they want Biden to run for reelection in 2024, including only 48% of Democrats.

He's not running, and everyone knows that -- we don't know if he'll even be existing for that election -- so this has no real-world impact, but it does tell you about people's Brandon Tolerance Level.

And:

Only about a quarter were very confident that Biden "has the mental capability to serve effectively as president" or "is healthy enough to serve effectively as president." Close to half are not confident in Biden's mental capability or health.

Drew Holden has a great thread on all the bluecheck activist "journalists" who uncritically amplified Nina Totenberg's claim that Gorsuch is waging germ warfare against the wise Latina. I mean, I amplified it too, but I'm openly an activist and not a journalist and also, I think it's funny.

Good thread though-- why do zero "journalists" check sources now? Wasn't that supposed to be the foundation of their craft and why you were supposed to believe them?

In an interview I think I'll post tomorrow, Walter Kirn points out that almost no "journalists" leave their computer screens or even pick up a phone any longer -- literally all their "journalism" is reading tweets and retweeting. A major journalistic activity might be sending an email or DM for comment on a hit piece they've finished writing.

Speaking of illegitimate elections -- those drop boxes the Wisconsin governor lawlessly ordered in 2020? And the open invitation to voter fraud that is "ballot harvesting"? Yeah, those were both illegal. A judge has banned their use in 2022.

A judge in the key battleground state of Wisconsin ruled Thursday that ballot drop boxes and ballot harvesting violate state law and cannot be used in the upcoming midterm elections.

Waukesha County Circuit Court Judge Michael Bohren determined "there is no statutory authority" to allow for either practice, which became highly controversial in Wisconsin following the state's razor-thin outcome in the 2020 presidential election. President Joe Biden defeated former President Donald Trump in the state by approximately 20,000 votes.

The Wisconsin Elections Commission, which is under fire for allegedly bending and even openly violating state law to give Biden an edge, authorized the dramatic increase in the use of ballot drop boxes, but Judge Bohren held that the agency lacked lawful authority to do so.

The plaintiffs, voters represented by the conservative Wisconsin Institute for Law and Liberty (WILL), argued that state law allowed for only two methods of returning an absentee ballot: Through the mail or in person at the municipal clerk's office. Nowhere does it allow for a ballot to be dropped off in a drop box.

Likewise, Wisconsin law provides that no person "may receive a ballot from or give a ballot to a person other than the election official in charge." This, the plaintiffs argued, is a clear prohibition on ballot harvesting, the practice of third parties collecting absentee ballots from voters.

I wonder which blogger, apart from AllahPundit, will write this up at Hot Air.

Oh, I already know. It was Jazz Shaw.

Most perfect election in the history of the universe.

M&Ms will become "more inclusive;" the animated characters representing the candies will be given "nuanced personalities."

Candy is about to get more "inclusive," with the maker of M&M's announcing its famed characters are getting modern makeovers and will have more "nuanced personalities."

Mars, Incorporated, the company behind the colorful, candy-coated chocolates, announced Thursday a "global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive."

What are the odds that two of the "nuanced personalities" turn out to be "gay" and "trans"?


Via Andrew Kerr of the DC Examiner, quoting the New York Times: Kathy Griffin once asked CNN's head and Chief Dwarf Jeff Zucker for a raise.

He was so offended that this zero-talent, who was lucky to have a job at all, was demanding a raise, that he fired her on the spot.

Later, he thought it over and rehired her... at a 20% pay cut.

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Second look at Jeff Zucker?!

Christina Pushaw Crocodile
@ChristinaPushaw

@GovRonDeSantis just announced that @FLCaseyDeSantis completed her final chemo treatment yesterday and is doing well! Thanks everyone for your prayers

Will Chamberlain was goofing on bloated nepot Jonah Goldberg and was surprised to hear about this story.

An old, old story. But a good one.


Jonah Goldberg's Fake Pulitzer Nomination Will Follow Him Forever


MSNBC.com's Bill Dedman clearly had a lot of fun debunking conservative commentator Jonah Goldberg's claim on his latest book jacket that he'd been twice nominated for a Pulitzer Prize.

By Adam Martin

MSNBC.com's Bill Dedman clearly had a lot of fun debunking conservative commentator Jonah Goldberg's claim on his latest book jacket that he'd been twice nominated for a Pulitzer Prize...

As Dedman gleefully explains, Goldberg did not actually receive a nomination, but merely entered the contest, which merely requires $50 and an entry form. Penguin, which published Goldberg's The Tyranny of Clichés: How Liberals Cheat in the War of Ideas, says it will remove the claim. Goldberg, for his part, says he didn't make the claim in his National Review biography, which has been updated to exclude it (thank god for the cache!)....

But while Goldberg, Penguin, and National Review have sanitized the instances of his biography on which Dedman called him out, he's a prolific enough writer and commentator, with enough short bios on various websites and publications, that the notion he's a two-time Pulitzer nominee won't be easy to put to rest...


Dedman may have won his point, but Goldberg's been trading on the notion he was nominated for a Pulitzer for so long, it will follow him around online long after he's officially disavowed it.

That's nothing. The bloated jerkoff also claims credit for the "MacGuffinization of Politics," a much more prestigious honor.

BTW, he didn't claim to be nominated for a Pulitzer as some kind of wry joke or satire of the industry. No, he really tried to scam people and got caught.

This is what got Chamberlain goofing on this untalented mommy-rider: He attacked Josh Hammer for calling the useless cvck Orin Kerr the "David French of conservative jurisprudence."

And, for you persnickety grammar policers out there, you'll note this Pulitzer Prize-nominated author (TM) defended French while confusing the parts of speech.

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Some of you may say, "But that's too minor an error to dunk on Jonah over."

But I'd respond: "Would Jonah dunk on a Twitter Enemy over that error?"

Checkmate. I say "Checkmate" to you, Sir.

NeverTrump distances, distances:

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Julie Kelly is right; this cowardly cvck gasbag took about 13,000 words (run the wordcount yourself, I'm just eyeballing this wall of text) to tell you "I'm not voting for either person."

As usual. It's not biiiiiinary.

But of course telling conservatives not to vote for Trump is effectively campaigning for Biden, because conservative votes would tend to go to Trump.

And that's all these it's not biiiiiiinary guys do, campaign for Hillary, and then Biden, and then claim that ackshually, they wrote in Ronald Reagan or Liz Cheney or whatever so they technically didn't vote for Biden.

No, you didn't use your single vote for Biden. You instead used your influence to generate thousands and thousands of votes for Biden.

Cowards. Liars. Quislings.

Send them your money. They are men of highest honor and scruple and courage, and they are all Fighting For You.

Speaking of: David French launched, get this, yet another attack on Christian evangelicals, presupposed on the leftwing paranoias about their militancy.

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Here's Jonah the Whale continuing to whine that Josh Hammer called some other quisling a David French (a noun, not an adjective, note):

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Must be nice when your Democrat donors have arranged it nice for you so that this is your biggest worry of the day.

Must.

Be.

Nice.

Oh, and speaking of actual conservatives who really are fighting for you: Julie Kelly will be testifying in front of the House Judiciary Committee, attempting to inform these useless tits about the gulag prisoners the Media Faction and their NeverTrump Renfields call the "insurrectionists."


This earring-wearing Real Journalist not only cites the length of Biden's press conference as proof of his greatness, and not only says that one of the few tough questions (about his senility) was a bad question which came from "a real jerk," but then announces that Biden committed no errors during it.

They're the media -- trust them! They are brilliant, faultless analysts operating on the Plane of Genius and committed Truth-Tellers!


Posted by: Ace at 06:42 PM




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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 06:42 PM (arJlL)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

3 That's a bold statement.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Looks like stuttering is contagious and there is an outbreak in DC, eh Joe, Ted, Dan?

Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2022 06:44 PM (Ojki1)

5 Yeah baby!

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at January 20, 2022 06:44 PM (eFR3E)

6 A gay and trans M and M candy pieces.
What fresh Hell is this?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 06:44 PM (URNdm)

7 Dan Crenshaw blows donkeys in Mexico.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

8 fixed?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 06:45 PM (URNdm)

9 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 20, 2022 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

10 AoS 2: The Emboldening

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 06:45 PM (Zz0t1)

11 I love the dude bumping into the wall video.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 06:45 PM (URNdm)

12 Walter Kirn points out that almost no "journalists" leave their computer screens or even pick up a phone any longer -- literally all their "journalism" is reading tweets and retweeting. A major journalistic activity might be sending an email or DM for comment on a hit piece they've finished writing.


They're making millions doing what they're doing now. Why the fuck should they change a thing?

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)

13 He's not running, and everyone knows that -- we don't know if he'll even be existing for that election -- so this has no real-world impact, but it does tell you about people's Brandon Tolerance Level.
---
Well, he could be honest and tell the truth, but why start that now?

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2022 06:47 PM (XHhHI)

14 Bold!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 06:47 PM (llON8)

15

test

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 06:48 PM (llON8)

16 How the hell can you follow those Twatter conversations? I have no idea what's going on.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 06:48 PM (OalnH)

17 Oh, I already know. It was Jazz Shaw.


Is that the fat tranny from that show on that shit cable channel?

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 20, 2022 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

19 ok, so how do we fix the centering and such?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 06:48 PM (llON8)

20 re the M&Ms, this is great. The yellow ones will be good at math. The red ones will operate casinos. The brown ones can dunk. And the orange ones got cheated out of the last US presidential elecion.

Posted by: Anotheranon at January 20, 2022 06:48 PM (8Ze5j)

21 If Mars is so dedicated to diversity and inclusion then let's see them have one of their M&M's identify as a Reese's Pieces in an ad.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2022 06:49 PM (xPl2J)

22 Will the M&M candy box come with a warning that you need to ask the candies pronouns before you eat them? I think I'll just eat " non woke " chocolate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2022 06:49 PM (eh4B6)

23 One way Biden has exceeded my expectations is he is still alive.

Alas. I had 6 months and one day in the pool.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 20, 2022 06:49 PM (u82oZ)

24 Pulitzer? Big deal.

I was once Time's Person of the Year and it didn't cost me squat.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2022 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

25 It's the Eye of the Tiger,
the thrill of the fight,
standing up to the challenge
of our rivals!

Posted by: Wondering if anyone will get the eyepatch joke at January 20, 2022 06:49 PM (dNqv+)

26 This is fantastic and I am bookmarking it

https://tinyurl.com/yc2xtkba

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2022 06:49 PM (puAGF)

27 >>> 20 re the M&Ms, this is great. The yellow ones will be good at math. The red ones will operate casinos. The brown ones can dunk. And the orange ones got cheated out of the last US presidential elecion.
Posted by: Anotheranon at January 20, 2022 06:48 PM (8Ze5j)

I don't remember any purple or pink M&Ms, certainly not on the pic that was linked earlier.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 06:49 PM (llON8)

28 >>>Oh, I already know. It was Jazz Shaw.


Shaw used to be great on Twitter. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:50 PM (VWp7G)

29 I'm feeling emboldened!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 06:50 PM (+ldAm)

30 And can I add that Crenshaw can eat a big bag of navy seal dick?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 06:50 PM (+ldAm)

31 I hope the Red M and M has a MAGA hat since they are being inclusive to make us all feel happy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2022 06:50 PM (coYBh)

32 I can't wait until they make semeM & M's

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at January 20, 2022 06:51 PM (LaNzR)

33 Dan Crenshaw blows donkeys in Mexico.
Posted by: Sponge

I caught that show!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 06:51 PM (mD/uy)

34 I used to really like Mark Levin but lately there are just so many special-pleader segments talking about The Holocaust and other bad shit that the Jews have endured that it's becoming unlistenable.

It's not that I don't care, it's that I don't care to be clubbed over the head with jewish-specific atrocities on talk radio.

Posted by: ballistic at January 20, 2022 06:51 PM (oXNqT)

35 >>>And can I add that Crenshaw can eat a big bag of navy seal dick?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM


In one sitting.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:51 PM (VWp7G)

36 I'm feeling emboldened!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 06:50 PM (+ldAm)


No, you aren't.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 20, 2022 06:52 PM (ZSK0i)

37 Babylon Bee already a story about a trans M&M demanding to be called a Skittle.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 20, 2022 06:52 PM (HmZuC)

38 And speaking of National Review:

https://tinyurl.com/4awy6bwt

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 06:52 PM (URNdm)

39 How the hell can you follow those Twatter conversations? I have no idea what's going on.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

#metoo

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 06:52 PM (mD/uy)

40 And MOUNDS don't have nuts.

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2022 06:52 PM (786Ro)

41 Shaw used to be great on Twitter. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:50 PM (VWp7G)

Can say that for a lot of these assholes.

Still, I like to know where people really stand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (dNqv+)

42 I am sad about M&Ms...any word whether this inclusiveness, diversity travesty, and abuse of chocolate will affect peanut covered M&Ms ?

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (V13WU)

43 To hell with M & Ms.
From now on I'm only eating W & Ws.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (axyOa)

44 Tell me that someone with half a chance is running against the Pirate in the primaries...

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (CdZ4i)

45 Crenshaw better start looking for bit parts in B Pirate Movies. Butt Pirate movies.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (GYllL)

46 Now we've lost redc1c4?

Posted by: davidt36@hotmail.com at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (9sjiB)

47 On all the sportscasters and their companies backing out on going to China...apparently, it's partly b/c China was gonna enforce their Chinese lockdown policies on all foreigners who test positive for the virus while there...

Nothing like speaking highly of China on air while being horrified by China behind the scenes...

Posted by: Nova local at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (exHjb)

48 Shucks. I like Ms &M.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (awmcV)

49 And speaking of National Review:

https://tinyurl.com/4awy6bwt
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 06:52 PM (URNdm)


Wow. Who's wide-load McBigmouth?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (ZSK0i)

50 I want super-straight hyper-sexualized candy that looks like they're gonna go at it any moment, teenage candy, some fool left them alone, they've been making out, looking at each other, eyes burning with desire and ..... and then I eat them and destroy the moment.

Or, you know, just regular candy would be nice too.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (SXSmD)

51 >>>Can say that for a lot of these assholes.

Still, I like to know where people really stand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Agreed. Let them show us who they are.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (VWp7G)

52 40 And MOUNDS don't have nuts.
Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2022 06:52 PM (786Ro)

I hate coconut or a would make a joke about pillowy layers and nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (dNqv+)

53 >>>38 And speaking of National Review:

https://tinyurl.com/4awy6bwt
Posted by: Lizzy

lol i meant to link that all week but i either forget or think "too mean, I don't want ot make fun of heavy people"

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (0G13K)

54 The inability to just say, you know, I'm not going to hang out with any of these Tiger King weirdos is jawdropping.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (3YVs3)

55 Wait that was wrong, chocolate covered peanut M&Ms, not peanut covered chocolate M&Ms. Was that dyslexia?

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (V13WU)

56 >>>And MOUNDS don't have nuts.

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2022 06:52 PM (786Ro)

Did somebody say mounds of nuts?

Posted by: Brian Tater at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (QYPq3)

57 >>>Wow. Who's wide-load McBigmouth?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy


THE Kevin Williamson.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (VWp7G)

58 You know, this would have been the perfect moment for the M&M people to just SHUT THE FUCK UP

And they blew it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 06:55 PM (guGkK)

59 (oops, pay no attention to that nic)

Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2022 06:55 PM (9sjiB)

60 So National Review identifies as non binary? How will that appeal to more than NeverTrump?

But stunning and brave I guess to burn down the House you live in while inside.

Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2022 06:55 PM (Ojki1)

61 I want super-straight hyper-sexualized candy that looks like they're gonna go at it any moment, teenage candy, some fool left them alone, they've been making out, looking at each other, eyes burning with desire and ..... and then I eat them and destroy the moment.
Posted by: banana Dream

Blow-pops?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 06:55 PM (mD/uy)

62 How many people like M&Ms? When I want chocolate, they are insufficient and the candy shell just gets in the way.

Is it more of a kid candy? Sugar wrapped sugar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 06:55 PM (dNqv+)

63 Twatter is a lowest common denominator sewer filled with mouth breathing retards.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2022 06:55 PM (flINI)

64 THE Kevin Williamson.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (VWp7G)


I should have figured.

Perhaps I shall start calling him Captain Comorbidity.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (ZSK0i)

65 As of now, just 28% of Americans say they want Biden to run for reelection in 2024, including only 48% of Democrats.
====

About right for the man that got 81 million votes more than 25% more than anyone but President Trump.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (iDcra)

66 Who the fuck is that q-tip douchebag in the MSNBC clip saying the former vice president is perfectly fine?

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

67 Oh, I already know. It was Jazz Shaw.


Tommy Lee Jones played him in JFK, right? An underrated performance.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (yQpMk)

68 there is something about Williamson, who claims to be some kind of rootin'-tootin' libertarian, demanding that one of the healthiest men in the world, with zero covid risk, get vaccinated to spare his obese ass the chance of infection

that's not very libertarian

that's kind of communist, isn't it?

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (0G13K)

69 Oreo now has gay pride color stuffing. Something for Crenshaw to nibble on while he's learning to code.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (GYllL)

70 Now we've lost redc1c4?
Posted by: davidt36@hotmail.com at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (9sjiB)
---
There are 18 2/3rds of a month left in the year.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (XHhHI)

71 >>>Twatter is a lowest common denominator sewer filled with mouth breathing retards.
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Worse than Facebook, worse than TikTok, Worse than Instagram.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (VWp7G)

72 Melts in your mouth, not in your hand?

Posted by: Kamala at January 20, 2022 06:57 PM (9sjiB)

73 lol i meant to link that all week but i either forget or think "too mean, I don't want ot make fun of heavy people"
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (0G13K)

Ok, what have you done with ace! YOU KILLED HIM AND TOOK HIS PLACE DIDN'T YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!! IS THAT YOU JONAH?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 06:57 PM (dNqv+)

74 Crenshaw has the eye of the tiger.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2022 06:57 PM (mdaT8)

75 71 >>>Twatter is a lowest common denominator sewer filled with mouth breathing retards.

that's a lot of words to say "media scum"

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:57 PM (0G13K)

76 I should have figured.

Perhaps I shall start calling him Captain Comorbidity.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (ZSK0i)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 06:57 PM (dNqv+)

77 >>>Crenshaw has the eye of the tiger.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


No, the tiger took it out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:57 PM (VWp7G)

78 Peanut M&Ms are sublime. Plain are meh.

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 06:58 PM (vrz2I)

79 The tiger has the eye of the Crenshaw.

Posted by: Rocky at January 20, 2022 06:58 PM (9sjiB)

80 >>>78 Peanut M&Ms are sublime. Plain are meh.


peanut are better but plain are good

why start trouble?

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:58 PM (0G13K)

81 Worse than Facebook, worse than TikTok, Worse than Instagram.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (VWp7G)

___

YES!!

Posted by: Snapchat at January 20, 2022 06:59 PM (OalnH)

82 there is something about Williamson, who claims to be some kind of rootin'-tootin' libertarian, demanding that one of the healthiest men in the world, with zero covid risk, get vaccinated to spare his obese ass the chance of infection

that's not very libertarian

that's kind of communist, isn't it?

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (0G13K)



Wait .. is Williamson behind that walrus?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2022 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

83 i hate when a piece of MnM shell breaks off and stabs into your gum between the teeth and won't come out

now i'm andy rooney

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:59 PM (0G13K)

84 Plain M&Ms are good in a trail mix. With peanuts.

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 06:59 PM (vrz2I)

85 Will M&M candies now feature tiny indefinite genitalia? How many genders will be represented?

I don't think that M&M knows what a quagmire they just walked into.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (guGkK)

86 66 Who the fuck is that q-tip douchebag in the MSNBC clip saying the former vice president is perfectly fine?

___

Max Boot. I think.

Posted by: Snapchat at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (OalnH)

87 that is a lot of content


>>>And MOUNDS don't have nuts.


it's right there in the jingle

Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (geLO8)

88 @JackPosobiec 36m

BREAKING: ESPN Will Not Send Reporters to Beijing Olympics

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (zWpOF)

89 Coming up, Gummi Bears with asymmetrical balls

Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (786Ro)

90 >>>>Twatter is a lowest common denominator sewer filled with mouth breathing retards.

Posted by: Truck Monkey

>>Worse than Facebook, worse than TikTok, Worse than Instagram.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (VWp7G)

Wooh thah mah wife

Posted by: Corky at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (QYPq3)

91 "global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive."

The horseshit just keeps getting happier and happier.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (Xrfse)

92 POS Crenshaw has no depth perception. He probably walks into walls and glass doors regularly. Keep an eye out for large lumps on his forehead.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (GYllL)

93 peanut are better but plain are good

why start trouble?
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:58 PM (0G13K)

*nods knowingly*

Wants to debate random candy based conundrums?

Definitely Jonah.

It was the shelves, wasn't it? It was code ace was using to try to ask for help, wasn't it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (dNqv+)

94
peanut are better but plain are good

why start trouble?
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:58 PM (0G13K)



Are you new here?

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

95 M&Ms are highly simplistic characters. The "girl" M&M has fuller lips, high, thin eyebrows, and eyelashes.

That's how they convey, "girl."

I can't wait to see how they convey, "gay."

I'm sure it won't be stereotypical at all. *eyeroll*

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (AhhdW)

96 >.Plain M&Ms are good in a trail mix. With peanuts.

Posted by: f'd

depends on climate
Moab in June? not so much

Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (geLO8)

97 Wall bigotry video is outstanding!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (5pTK/)

98 BREAKING: ESPN Will Not Send Reporters to Beijing Olympics
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (zWpOF)

They just hang in hotel bars and watch tv like the rest of us anyhow.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (eoQWY)

99 FBI said no known motive for the terrorist who took four hostage in a Texas synagogue?

Gee, his last phone call provides ample details on his motive:

https://tinyurl.com/5y9eawzu

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (URNdm)

100 The horseshit just keeps getting happier and happier.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (Xrfse)



Keep digging, there's got to be a pony in there somewhere!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (guGkK)

101 I saw Dan Crenshaw Blows Donkeys open for Muddy Waters at the Quiet Night in Chicago in 72.

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2022 07:02 PM (+ya+t)

102 I like the orange MnMs best

Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 07:02 PM (geLO8)

103 FBI said no known motive for the terrorist who took four hostage in a Texas synagogue?

Gee, his last phone call provides ample details on his motive:

https://tinyurl.com/5y9eawzu
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (URNdm)

You going to trust the FBI or you own lying ears?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:02 PM (eoQWY)

104
I still vividly remember the day my parents came home with a big bag of Trail Mix, when "trail mix" was new.

It was filled all kinds of shit -- such as "Carob" covered raising. Carob is fake chocolate that tastes like the devil's dingleberries. And pretzels covered in white goo, they told us it was yogurt or something.

We wanted Real Sugar!

But, you know what? My parents were right to try to get us off the Big Sugar slave train.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:02 PM (3cHMA)

105 92 POS Crenshaw has no depth perception. He probably walks into walls and glass doors regularly. Keep an eye out for large lumps on his forehead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (GYllL)

I always just used 'exercise bands' to cover up the results of rough gay sex.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 20, 2022 07:02 PM (dNqv+)

106 i hate when a piece of MnM shell breaks off and stabs into your gum between the teeth and won't come out

now i'm andy rooney
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:59 PM (0G13K)



Was it Andy Rooney's last broadcast where he said he went back through his collection of broadcasts and couldn't find one time where he said "Did you ever wonder" which was the prime phrase in Joe Piscopo's imitation of him?

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)

107 I can't wait to see how they convey, "gay."


You can tell the gay one because it keeps mocking what the female one has on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (guGkK)

108 I have no brain at the moment, because I just got done doing my 2020 taxes (shut up! I procrastinate on taxes, OK?). But perhaps something has sprung from this cognitive depantsing -- I read the post, wrongly, as referencing "Bad News Brandon." Has anyone said that yet? It seems perfect.

Posted by: Splunge at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (PQ4Fz)

109 >>>BREAKING: ESPN Will Not Send Reporters to Beijing Olympics
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Damn, we won't be able to listen to their hot takes in real time? I was really looking forward to another tranny life story.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (VWp7G)

110 While our Constitution and liberty were under attack, the Vichy collaborators at NRO said nothing. Now that their vaunted masters whom they supported with their abject silence and snarky invective is failing, they try to promote that relative silence as- courage or wisdom?

My family members who fought in Europe once told me that at war's end, the people terrorized by the Nazi's saved their most heinous retribution for the people who stood by and did nothing.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (kbvR/)

111 Almond M&Ms are best.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (mdaT8)

112 that's not very libertarian

Public libertarians, the libertarian movement etc. basically consists of people whose only objection to government coercion is (a) border enforcement; (b) drug laws; (c) sex. Throw in the occasional tantrum about law enforcement in general and you've covered the whole gamut of libertarian policy preferences. We used to just call people with these positions liberals, but that term became so tarnished that the same people (joined by big government Republicans who find Christianity icky) adopted the self-designation libertarian.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (3YVs3)

113 There are 18 2/3rds of a month left in the year.
Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2022 06:56 PM (XHhHI)

Great. Now the Earth's orbit is fucked.

Is there *anything* this mouthbreathing kiddie diddler can't mess up?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (6FeV1)

114 >>lol i meant to link that all week but i either forget or think "too mean, I don't want ot make fun of heavy people"


It's like a traffic pile-up -- you just can't not look.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (URNdm)

115 Are you new here?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

ace has been on the blog for a while- at least as long as I have been coming here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (dNqv+)

116 Good evening, horde.

I've been working a lot of OT, and haven't even lurked for a few days. I'm sure you've all said your piece about OM, but, damn. Damn. I raise my glass in his memory.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2022 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

117 I like the orange MnMs best
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 07:02 PM (geLO

The feeling is mutual !

Posted by: Orange MnMs at January 20, 2022 07:04 PM (V13WU)

118 "I mean, I amplified it too, but I'm openly an activist and not a journalist and also, I think it's funny."

Since when does being an open activist disqualify one from being a journalist?

Posted by: Grimmy at January 20, 2022 07:04 PM (NCgXW)

119
I can't wait to see how they convey, "gay."

I'm sure it won't be stereotypical at all. *eyeroll*
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (AhhdW)



It will have a white creamy center dripping from it's mouth.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

120
Speaking of "heavy people"

We need a weekly Health & Wellness thread, wherein we can trade advice for staying healthy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:04 PM (3cHMA)

121 I was nominated for Miss Universe, a Nobel Peace Prize and Employee of the Month.

Just for sending in a piece of chewing gum and four box tops!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2022 07:04 PM (W2Pud)

122 If I gave a fuck about the Olympics I'd probably care about ESPN and NBC covering it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (OalnH)

123 ESPN Will Not Send Reporters to Beijing Olympics

It's ESPN, they may just not be able to afford air fare.

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (kOpft)

124 >>>That's nothing. The bloated jerkoff also claims credit for the "MacGuffinization of Politics," a much more prestigious honor.

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (SH2Zi)

125 POS Crenshaw has no depth perception. He probably walks into walls and glass doors regularly. Keep an eye out for large lumps on his forehead.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (GYllL)



Had a guy that was born with a cataract on one eye leaving him mostly blind in that eye. One of the best 3 point shooters on our team. The brain compensates.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (Zz0t1)

126 Does the Nobel Committee give out prizes for puns?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (guGkK)

127 >>You going to trust the FBI or you own lying ears?


Well, no, but rarely do we get such an obvious refutation of "the narrative" as that phone call.

Makes me want the details on the Pulse nightclub shooter's calls during the standoff.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (URNdm)

128 Kevin Williamson is a walking commorbidity. A very large one.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (kbvR/)

129 Is Spunkeye going to China this year?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

130 Keep digging, there's got to be a pony in there somewhere!

Not for me. At this rate, I'll never get one.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (Xrfse)

131 Better keep Anderson Cooper away from the peanut M&Ms.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (FaJmP)

132 >>> 91 "global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive."

The horseshit just keeps getting happier and happier.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 07:00 PM (Xrfse)

Their "inclusion" excludes everyone sane, most recently those who elected to remain woofloo-"vaxx"-free.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 07:06 PM (llON8)

133
FBI said no known motive for the terrorist who took four hostage in a Texas synagogue?

Gee, his last phone call provides ample details on his motive:

https://tinyurl.com/5y9eawzu
Posted by: Lizzy


Of fucking course!
Because the scumbag DOJ doesn't want to add it to their fake "hate crime" stats.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:06 PM (3cHMA)

134 Moot point when they roll out Michael Obama or Mark Cuban.

Posted by: MikeN at January 20, 2022 07:06 PM (IWStW)

135 ESPN used to send reporters to Olympics in the past ?? well, well

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 07:06 PM (V13WU)

136 Non-inclusive Hubs Chocolate Covered Peanuts >> M and Ms.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2022 07:06 PM (sVtYq)

137 I can't wait to see how they convey, "gay."

I'm sure it won't be stereotypical at all. *eyeroll*

*draws a dick on the blank side of an M&M*

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2022 07:06 PM (kOpft)

138
Notice how those rotten cocksuckers at ADL or the other Jewish leftist org has nothing to say about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:07 PM (3cHMA)

139 The same company that makes Twix makes M&Ms.

I buy knock off candy coated chocolate dipped peanuts now.

Yes, I buy boycott everything.

Posted by: fluffy at January 20, 2022 07:07 PM (UnQlg)

140 Close to half are not confident in Biden's mental capability or health.

The other half are lying because they know Republicans are everywhere, just waiting to pounce.

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2022 07:07 PM (1fg6a)

141 And can I add that Crenshaw can eat a big bag of navy seal dick?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 06:50 PM (+ldAm)

My (conservative) son knew Crenshaw through service connection and was not impressed. Said he had some skeletons; I was skeptical but now I believe him. His weaselly ness about the Jan 6 political prisoners was cringeworthy.

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2022 07:07 PM (Ed8Zd)

142 I think Dan Crenshaw sees himself as a future Speaker of the House, a kind of teetotal John Boehner (or is such a thing even physically possible?). He's nothing but a climber and a wanna-be permanent time-server - the last thing the GOP needs.

Posted by: Paco at January 20, 2022 07:07 PM (njExo)

143 Y'know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, where the Nazi gets his hand branded with the red-hot headpiece of the staff of whatchamacallit?

Yeah. Crenshaw needs to be sporting a few inverse Budweisers across various of his person. One perfectly centered on the forehead would do nicely, as punishment, warning and point of derision.

At least Submariners, for the most part, still adhere to their "Silent Service" trademark, where SEALS seem to have gone full publicity whore. And you can tell that DELTA remain professional. Howso? You never hear nor read about DELTA, that's how.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (QzJWU)

144 Speaking of "heavy people"

We need a weekly Health & Wellness thread, wherein we can trade advice for staying healthy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:04 PM (3cHMA)]


Moderate intake. Burn some calories. You're good.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

145 You going to trust the FBI or you own lying ears?


Well, no, but rarely do we get such an obvious refutation of "the narrative" as that phone call.

Makes me want the details on the Pulse nightclub shooter's calls during the standoff.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (URNdm)

The current 'narrative' is so clumsy that they don't know who the guy is, what race he is, how many there are, or what the demands are, but they KNOW it isn't islamic terrorism for sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (eoQWY)

146
Peanut M&M's?

Y'all wanna break your farking teeth??

Smarten up.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (3cHMA)

147 But hey, 50% off on contact lenses for life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (dNqv+)

148 I was nominated for Miss Universe, a Nobel Peace Prize and Employee of the Month.

Just for sending in a piece of chewing gum and four box tops!
Posted by: nurse ratched

I'm married to Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (mD/uy)

149 I'm really not supposed to be eating sugar and the bastards bring home a dozen of those chocolate Krispy Kreme chocolate minis.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (kbvR/)

150 >>>We need a weekly Health & Wellness thread, wherein we can trade advice for staying healthy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales


Vomiting. Lots and lots of vomiting.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (bkUtD)

151 Almond paste snickers were the best- for the short time they were available.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (cOCY2)

152 122 If I gave a fuck about the Olympics I'd probably care about ESPN and NBC covering it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (OalnH)


I remember caring about the Olympics, a lot. I'd record them, first on a VCR, then a Tivo, and spend my evenings watching. It was exciting. One year I bought an NBC raw feed package, three channels of Olympics. Slowly, over the years, the "and here is how this athlete overcame adversity to become..." stories started to encroach on the actual competition coverage. I like the Olympics, but I don't like remakes of Queen For a Day. Now I assume they're so woke I don't even bother.

Posted by: Splunge at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (PQ4Fz)

153
You might as well chew gravel.



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (3cHMA)

154 I though the first rule of Seal Team was don't talk about Seal Team

Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (geLO8)

155 "global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive."

You know what, I am pretty fucking comfortable at this point making a commitment to creating a world where hysterical people don't control public discourse and policy by running non-stop Calvinball witch hunts in every group and institution they can get their hands on. And I don't give a shit if this makes them feel excluded. They SHOULD be excluded, because they're assholes and everything they touch turns to shit.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (SdoX8)

156 I guess all these chocolate companies going woke will make it easier for me to resist my spirit animal, which is chocolate.

I still haven't forgiven Cadbury. Those mini eggs are the bomb and they've ruined it for me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (wyw4S)

157 after China killed millions, infected the world with a virus that 3 years later is still affecting billions, we need to reward them with Olympic games. Many here do not care, but the games are a very big deal around the world. For an athlete to become an Olympic champion is it.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)

158 Are you new here?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

ace has been on the blog for a while- at least as long as I have been coming here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (dNqv+)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ACE'S BLOG

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (kOpft)

159 I was born before 1970 so I can't get the video to play.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (EZebt)

160 130 Not for me. At this rate, I'll never get one.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 20, 2022 07:05 PM (Xrfse)


Dad and I don't agree on much, but we agree on this: you really need to shut up, and stay under the radar. Got it?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (PQ4Fz)

161 >>You might as well chew gravel.

Where are you getting your peanut M&Ms from, Ukraine?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

162 "global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive."

Are there Covid camps in this brave new world?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (3YVs3)

163 I was nominated for Miss Universe, a Nobel Peace Prize and Employee of the Month.

Just for sending in a piece of chewing gum and four box tops!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2022 07:04 PM (W2Pud)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

164 158 Are you new here?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (Zz0t1)

ace has been on the blog for a while- at least as long as I have been coming here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:03 PM (dNqv+)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ACE'S BLOG
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (kOpft)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS JOKING!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (dNqv+)

165
Also notice how the Democrats aren't pushing for DC "statehood" nor Puerto Rico.

Just another one of those juicy red-meat-election-year issues Democrats like when they're out of power, I guess.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (3cHMA)

166 Whoa! Kevin Williamson looks like he's wearing the first-prize pumpkin from the state fair - and it's too tight.

Posted by: Paco at January 20, 2022 07:11 PM (njExo)

167 Non-inclusive Hubs Chocolate Covered Peanuts >> M and Ms.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2022 07:06 PM (sVtYq)
---------_

Oh man, those are good. Haven't had them in years.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2022 07:11 PM (wyw4S)

168 162 "global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive."

Are there Covid camps in this brave new world?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (3YVs3)

Nope. Just a lot of mass graves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:11 PM (dNqv+)

169 Here's a really really whacky theory to try on:

There's a Even Deeper Deep State embedded within the government-corporate-media complex, devoted to a Double Secret Reverse Cloward Piven Strategy. All this shit about Gay M'n'Ms, installing a drooling perverted criminal in the presidency, and playing the hokey-pokey with Putin in Eastern Europe is actually due to their clandestine efforts to completely implode totalitarian progressivism once and for all from the inside, out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:11 PM (6FeV1)

170
Crenshaw keeps M&Ms in his eye socket behind his eye patch.

And now the thread circle is complete:

AAAUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2022 07:11 PM (5NkmN)

171
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ACE'S BLOG
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (kOpft)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS JOKING!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (dNqv+)



ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I'M RETIRED AND DON'T NEED THIS SHIT ANYMORE.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (Zz0t1)

172 >>> 162 "global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive."

Are there Covid camps in this brave new world?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (3YVs3)

Well duh, they only want to include the people who *should* be included!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (llON8)

173 >>>I was born before 1970 so I can't get the video to play.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (EZebt)

Yeah, you're pretty much screwed, what with your latin education and math skills.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (QYPq3)

174 "global commitment to creating a world where everyone feels they belong and society is inclusive."

Are there Covid camps in this brave new world?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (3YVs3)

where else would we include Covid camp inmates? Gotta be inclusive.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (eoQWY)

175 >IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ACE'S BLOG
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 20, 2022 07:09 PM (kOpft)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS JOKING!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 20, 2022 07:10 PM (dNqv+)

Mirror universe BEN ROTHLISBERGERS. Gotta be a rupture in the very fabric of space and time.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (gryET)

176 We need a weekly Health & Wellness thread, wherein we can trade advice for staying healthy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

I'll start....."Don't do anything unhealthy !"

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (arJlL)

177 Conspiracy theories as memes.

Or were conspiracy theories the first memes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (dNqv+)

178 CA is pushing forward with their "single payer" initiative which is predicted to cost double their current budget by itself.

It has gained the Appropriations Committee's blessing.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (AhhdW)

179 Lol. The WSJ just printed an article: President Biden just Completed His First Year, Here's What He Accomplished".

More ass covering for Lettuce Brain's "stamina" empty headed remarks yesterdays.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:13 PM (kbvR/)

180 Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:11 PM


Whoa!

Posted by: Double Deep State Rainbow Hippie at January 20, 2022 07:13 PM (9sjiB)

181 Mirror universe BEN ROTHLISBERGERS. Gotta be a rupture in the very fabric of space and time.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (gryET)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I AM THINKING OF GROWING MY GOATEE OUT AGAIN!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 20, 2022 07:13 PM (dNqv+)

182 Yeah, you're pretty much screwed, what with your latin education and math skills.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (QYPq3)

Quo Ipse Tandem, In Reel Life, patientia nostra?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

183 179 Lol. The WSJ just printed an article: President Biden just Completed His First Year, Here's What He Accomplished".

More ass covering for Lettuce Brain's "stamina" empty headed remarks yesterdays.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:13 PM (kbvR/)

Remember when we thought WSJ was on our side?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (dNqv+)

184 >178 CA is pushing forward with their "single payer" initiative which is predicted to cost double their current budget by itself.

It has gained the Appropriations Committee's blessing.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (AhhdW)

The CA legislature has a plan. They are going to double everyone's taxes. See, problem solved!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (gryET)

185 Crenshaw keeps M&Ms in his eye socket behind his eye patch.

And now the thread circle is complete:

AAAUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2022 07:11 PM (5NkmN)


The mental picture of this is... disturbing.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (AiZBA)

186 >>> 136 Non-inclusive Hubs Chocolate Covered Peanuts >> M and Ms.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2022 07:06 PM (sVtYq)

https://www.hubspeanuts.com/ product/chocolate-peanuts

I might have to try these.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (llON8)

187 "No, you didn't use your single vote for Biden. You instead used your influence to generate thousands and thousands of votes for Biden."

You...you really think someone listened and voted...because of us? We do have influence!!!

Posted by: David French, Jonah Goldberg, et al at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (NCgXW)

188 CA is pushing forward with their "single payer" initiative which is predicted to cost double their current budget by itself.

It has gained the Appropriations Committee's blessing.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:12 P

In it is a $20 million grant to pay off loans for "health care" workers to go into the abortion business. I sh$t you not.
Moloch has taken over California.

Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

189 Quo Ipse Tandem, In Reel Life, patientia nostra?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

Whoa whoa whoa. My last latin class was in 1993.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:15 PM (dNqv+)

190
California?

You cannot get a U-Haul truck in California, right now. Booked for months.

It's been like this for a year, or more.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:15 PM (3cHMA)

191 after China killed millions, infected the world with a virus that 3 years later is still affecting billions, we need to reward them with Olympic games. Many here do not care, but the games are a very big deal around the world.

Prediction: Beijing sets a new low for Olympics viewership

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2022 07:15 PM (kOpft)

192 178 CA is pushing forward with their "single payer" initiative which is predicted to cost double their current budget by itself.

It has gained the Appropriations Committee's blessing.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (AhhdW)


Now that I've made my escape, I hope they pass that repellent thing. If you're on the road to Hell, might as well take the express train, and experience it that much sooner.

Posted by: Splunge at January 20, 2022 07:15 PM (PQ4Fz)

193 Dan "the man" Crenshaw with a really narrow view of shit.

As always.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2022 07:15 PM (BFigT)

194 I don't think there were pneumatic tires in the days of togas and aqueducts, but i'm sure some wag must have invented a neologism in Latin for the word "tire".

Iron, of course, already has a word in Latin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:16 PM (6FeV1)

195 "Remember when we thought WSJ was on our side?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (dNqv+)"

Their "news" page lost their mind a long time ago. Even the editorial page dunks on them.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:16 PM (kbvR/)

196 Julie Kelly -"You can try to claim the high road by saying "I wrote in Nikki Haley" all you want -- there were two choices"

This x 1000. I never will figure out how people can't see this. It's just plain old common sense.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2022 07:16 PM (NpAcC)

197 Anything chocolate needs to be frozen in my house.

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (+ya+t)

198 Speaking of "heavy people"

We need a weekly Health & Wellness thread, wherein we can trade advice for staying healthy.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 07:04 PM (3cHMA)]

Moderate intake. Burn some calories. You're good.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Worst GAINZ thread ever.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (SH2Zi)

199 Quo Ipse Tandem, In Reel Life, patientia nostra?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

Whoa whoa whoa. My last latin class was in 1993.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:15 PM (dNqv+)

Its the first line in Cicero's famous denunciation of Catiline, to drive him out of the city before he took it over.

"How long, Catiline, will you try our patience?"

many think that basically Chickpea kinda set Catiline up to a great extent. Sadly for him bigger fish rose later to overshadow his great achievement.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (eoQWY)

200 >>We need a weekly Health & Wellness thread, wherein we can trade advice for staying healthy.


they have it
the cooking thread

Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (geLO8)

201 Not for me. At this rate, I'll never get one.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby


For a bite at the apple, you'll be able to hire a freaking army of lawyers to plead your case.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (r1z5A)

202 Sic Gloria Transit

I didn't know Gloria was sick!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (1XLoS)

203 194 I don't think there were pneumatic tires in the days of togas and aqueducts, but i'm sure some wag must have invented a neologism in Latin for the word "tire".

Iron, of course, already has a word in Latin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:16 PM (6FeV1)

Huh, I'll admit I never really have studied Roman wheel technology and development.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (dNqv+)

204
Worst GAINZ thread ever.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (SH2Zi)



But, accurate.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)

205 >>>Quo Ipse Tandem, In Reel Life, patientia nostra?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

Gotta ask my kids what that means.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 20, 2022 07:18 PM (QYPq3)

206 I thought it was the best demonstration of the fact that the President's mind is perfectly fine.

Brilliant. Really draws attention away from a subject you'd rather avoid.

"Joe Biden seems mentally fit to me, no matter what everybody else is saying!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2022 07:18 PM (BvZkh)

207 Live look at the average CA taxpayer as they slam into their new tax bills.

https://bit.ly/3fGHvOm

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:19 PM (AhhdW)

208 Anything chocolate needs to be frozen in my house.
Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (+ya+t)



I remember when the chocolate Easter bunnies were solid chocolate. Freezing them made them last forever....you could only scrape off a bit at a time with your teeth.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

209 >>>Quo Ipse Tandem, In Reel Life, patientia nostra?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (eoQWY)

Gotta ask my kids what that means.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 20, 2022 07:18 PM (QYPq3)

Translated in 199

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:19 PM (eoQWY)

210 When it comes to voting, this is one of the few areas where we depart, Ace.

My vote isn't owed to any man. It must be earned.

Your argument seems to be a false choice fallacy, and that's inherently dishonest. If I vote down-ticket, but refuse to vote for the guy (or his opponent) that you like, then it's the same thing as voting for his opponent?

Do you feel the same way about all the tens of millions who don't even bother to show up to vote at all? Would you WANT those tens of millions to show up to vote? Because I bet if they did, they've likely vote against you in a tidal wave of stupid. Just sayin'.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 20, 2022 07:19 PM (Zl0qV)

211 Live look at the average CA taxpayer as they slam into their new tax bills.

https://bit.ly/3fGHvOm
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:19 PM (AhhdW)



I've watched the moment of impact multiple times and can't tell where the body lands.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.

Posted by: Bigus Dickus at January 20, 2022 07:20 PM (mD/uy)

213 Huh, I'll admit I never really have studied Roman wheel technology and development.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (dNqv+)



The size of the space shuttle's booster rockets were based on the width of a Roman horse's ass.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at January 20, 2022 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

214 Huh, I'll admit I never really have studied Roman wheel technology and development.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Meh, their high speed rail was a little better than Cali's...

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 07:20 PM (r1z5A)

215 I am hereby now boycotting M&Ms.

Henceforth, I shall buy only W&Ws.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 20, 2022 07:20 PM (QzJWU)

216 11 I love the dude bumping into the wall video.
Posted by: Lizzy



It is clever and spot on. Also, I need to dig out my AC/DC, Highway to Hell CD. It's been a while since I've listened to it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2022 07:21 PM (sAmhv)

217 194 I don't think there were pneumatic tires in the days of togas and aqueducts, but i'm sure some wag must have invented a neologism in Latin for the word "tire".

Iron, of course, already has a word in Latin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:16 PM (6FeV1)

Huh, I'll admit I never really have studied Roman wheel technology and development.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (dNqv+)

I believe in the old days you shrunk a heated metal hoop around the outside of the wood wheel and that metal band was the "tire".

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:21 PM (eoQWY)

218 184 >178 CA is pushing forward with their "single payer" initiative which is predicted to cost double their current budget by itself.

It has gained the Appropriations Committee's blessing.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (AhhdW)

The CA legislature has a plan. They are going to double everyone's taxes. See, problem solved!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 20, 2022 07:14 PM (gryET)


Not everyone's taxes. I'll bet illegals, minorities, people earning under $xx thousand dollars per year, people with disabilities, yada, yada, yada, will be exempted from any additional taxes for this purpose.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2022 07:21 PM (AMIL/)

219 many think that basically Chickpea kinda set Catiline up to a great extent. Sadly for him bigger fish rose later to overshadow his great achievement.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:17 PM (eoQWY)

Ah Cataline. The sad thing is, Cicero was trying to gain the emergency powers to deal with Pompey in case he tried something after coming back from the east, laden with booty and at the head of experienced legions.

Caesar tried to get Cicero on his side, then said, ok, let's put you in time out. Oh what was that guy's name? The guy who Caesar allowed to be adopted as a pleb so he could stand for the Tribunate. Dammit. I hate forgetting minutiae.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:21 PM (dNqv+)

220 Yeah there were metal tires. Also bamboo.

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 07:22 PM (vrz2I)

221
It is clever and spot on. Also, I need to dig out my AC/DC, Highway to Hell CD. It's been a while since I've listened to it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2022 07:21 PM (sAmhv)



There's an AC/DC cover band called Back in Black. They're pretty good. Lead singer does a decent job on the voices across the decades, even the 3 voices of Brian Johnson.

They have their own release for their actual band named Stripwired. Sounds like AC/DC, surprisingly enough......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

222 Roast some pine nuts and put them in 70% cocoa thats been melted. Let cool and enjoy.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2022 07:23 PM (cOCY2)

223 Meh, their high speed rail was a little better than Cali's...
Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 07:20 PM (r1z5A)

Makes sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:23 PM (dNqv+)

224 But, accurate.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Fair.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 07:23 PM (SH2Zi)

225 My next plan is to be photographed laughing with Amy Schumer. Can you say "universal appeal?"

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at January 20, 2022 07:23 PM (PQ4Fz)

226 I got mad at M&M's when they stopped labeling them Plain. Plain and Peanut, now they're Milk Chocolate and Peanut. It's just wrong. If it ain't broke don't fix it. I assume they got complaints from dummies who wondered why the Plain didn't have any nuts so they dumbed it down.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 20, 2022 07:23 PM (mNhhD)

227 If you are British you keep your tyre in your booty.

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 07:24 PM (vrz2I)

228 Caesar tried to get Cicero on his side, then said, ok, let's put you in time out. Oh what was that guy's name? The guy who Caesar allowed to be adopted as a pleb so he could stand for the Tribunate. Dammit. I hate forgetting minutiae.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:21 PM (dNqv+)

Clodius. He had a major hate on for Cicero because he denied him an alibi when he was in trouble for violating a Vestal Virgin.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

229 My next plan is to be photographed laughing with Amy Schumer. Can you say "universal appeal?"
Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at January 20, 2022 07:23 PM (PQ4Fz)



See? I told you he sucks donkey cocks.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Rarely saw couples at chemo. Not unheard of though. I did have a "Chemo Buddy" though. We were just on the same schedule. She was a jewel and had two friends accompany her as well. She was the sales manager at Arnnaud's. She didn't make it in the end. I never had any problems.

Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2022 07:24 PM (AmoqO)

231 Clodius Pulcher! (had to look it up)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:24 PM (dNqv+)

232 What are the odds that two of the "nuanced personalities" turn out to be "gay" and "trans"?



Wasn't one already a cannibal.

IDK where that goes on the scale.

Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2022 07:25 PM (FhXTo)

233 Clodius Pulcher! (had to look it up)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:24 PM (dNqv+)



Such names these plebs have.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2022 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

234 Crenshaw better start looking for bit parts in B Pirate Movies. Butt Pirate movies.
===

Another Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and he is a shoe in as an Ompa Loompa.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 20, 2022 07:25 PM (iDcra)

235 Clodius. He had a major hate on for Cicero because he denied him an alibi when he was in trouble for violating a Vestal Virgin.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

Which is hilarious considering Caesar's mother caught him trying to have a rendezvous with Caesar's wife during an all female religious ceremony.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:26 PM (dNqv+)

236 Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod. Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (mNhhD)

237 Tranny candy. What a world.

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (vrz2I)

238 CA is pushing forward with their "single payer" initiative which is predicted to cost double their current budget by itself.

It has gained the Appropriations Committee's blessing.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (AhhdW)

Get out while you can.

Posted by: Hints from Heloise at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

239 https://www.hubspeanuts.com/ product/chocolate-peanuts

Hey, I wanted a snack, not an investment!

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (cPGH3)

240 > Rarely saw couples at chemo. Not unheard of though.

My wife came at first for moral support. It wasn't a big deal for me she wasn't there all the time.

I had a couple of big cancer related surgeries. She was there most of the time for those.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (AhhdW)

241
re the M&Ms, this is great. The yellow ones will be good at math. The red ones will operate casinos. The brown ones can dunk. And the orange ones got cheated out of the last US presidential elecion.
Posted by: Anotheranon


Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead, man and when white will embrace what is right.

The Reverend Joseph Lowery, Inaugural Benediction
January 20, 2009

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (63Dwl)

242 Because of course Crenshaw would hang out with "That Bitch Carol Baskin(tm)".

Posted by: Liberty at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (0Z3fJ)

243 236 Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod. Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (mNhhD)

Sweet Kali... no way am I looking. She probably looks like a deflated whoopie cushion.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (6FeV1)

244 Now that Gavin has achieved a solution to crime and homelessness, he is moving on to health care.

Healthy Justice or somesuch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (EZebt)

245 Ah Cataline. The sad thing is, Cicero was trying to gain the emergency powers to deal with Pompey in case he tried something after coming back from the east, laden with booty and at the head of experienced legions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:21 PM (dNqv+)

Cicero was too lame to even go and fight Catliline, much less Pompey. In fact, he pretty much followed Pompey around on a leash when not trying to be invited into the "Best People" optimates. Like a new man like him had a chance there.

I think he just wanted a big win to cap off his consulate because he didn't really get how bad it would look when set up besides men with real wins. Same with his comical attempt to get a Triumph after he was forced to go out and leave Rome to govern a province.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

246 236 Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod. Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (mNhhD)

Hmmm, my finely tuned instincts sense a trap..

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (dNqv+)

247 >>It is clever and spot on. Also, I need to dig out my AC/DC, Highway to Hell CD. It's been a while since I've listened to it.

And for some reason, him looking like the dude from Fast Times at Ridgemont High adds to the nostalgia for non-social media times.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (URNdm)

248 Accurate.

pic.twitter.com/HSAYRBKhYv
___

This had me laughing 'cause it's so true.

#whyisitthere

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (RU4sa)

249 "Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare."

You go and report back what you see.

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (vrz2I)

250 Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod. Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (mNhhD)



Don't have an account, so I can only see one pic.

still a cow.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

251 Sic Gloria Transit

I didn't know Gloria was sick!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Hiya Duke !

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 07:29 PM (arJlL)

252 A judge in the key battleground state of Wisconsin ruled Thursday that ballot drop boxes and ballot harvesting violate state law and cannot be used in the upcoming midterm elections.
Waukesha County Circuit Court Judge Michael Bohren determined "there is no statutory authority" to allow for either practice, which became highly controversial in Wisconsin following the state's razor-thin outcome in the 2020 presidential election
*

At which point no one - absolutely no one - can claim that there were no illegal votes cast in the 2020 election, or that the margin was so small that it was insignificant.

"Legal" fraud was the main fraud. Millions of illegal votes were cast out in the open via the legislative requirements being subverted by judges and other non-legislative bodies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 07:29 PM (5q92e)

253 Such names these plebs have.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2022 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

He was apparently a Pretty one (thats what Pulcher means)

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:29 PM (eoQWY)

254 Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod. Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare.


This lil' muffin wants you to know that she's tanned, rested and ready!

https://tinyurl.com/27wdcpyz

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:29 PM (URNdm)

255 Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod. Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare.
Posted by: JuJuBee


I'm not falling for that!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 20, 2022 07:30 PM (r1z5A)

256 > Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod. Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare.

Liposuction has its place for getting rid of stubborn pockets or shaping. Using it for weight loss is stupid. It's painful and you'll gain it right back if you don't change habits.

I know someone who even failed the stomach staple process. He managed to eat so poorly he still gained weight.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:30 PM (AhhdW)

257 I pretty much assumed the M&Ms must all be gay because if they have sex they'd literally be sticking it in the chocolate

Posted by: arminius256 at January 20, 2022 07:30 PM (Dpgtk)

258 And for some reason, him looking like the dude from Fast Times at Ridgemont High adds to the nostalgia for non-social media times.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (URNdm)

I thought he was the biker/stoner dude from the Breakfast Club for a bit.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

259 Oh, I get it. Amy Schumer thinks "liposuction" means "drinking your gravy smoothie through a straw".

Easy enough mistake to make.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:31 PM (6FeV1)

260 If you want to see the liberal faces of evil, read the comments on sweet Casey DeSantis' tweet, celebrating her final chemo treatment.

Liberals: loving, tolerant, kind, compassionate

NOT

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

261 What are the odds that two of the "nuanced personalities" turn out to be "gay" and "trans"?



Wasn't one already a cannibal.

IDK where that goes on the scale.
Posted by: DaveA

There's only one Cannibal - Cannibal Bob !

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 07:31 PM (arJlL)

262 Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod

*

That's like cutting off a leg and telling everyone you lost 40 pounds.

You didn't do a thing. You paid someone to cut part of your body out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 07:31 PM (5q92e)

263 This lil' muffin wants you to know that she's tanned, rested and ready!

https://tinyurl.com/27wdcpyz

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:29 PM (URNdm



You neglected to add the word "top" to your statement.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

264 This lil' muffin wants you to know that she's tanned, rested and ready!

https://tinyurl.com/27wdcpyz

Posted by: Lizzy

I'm pretty sure getting up from the dinner table was the hardest thing she even did.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 07:31 PM (mD/uy)

265 https://www.hubspeanuts.com/ product/chocolate-peanuts

Hey, I wanted a snack, not an investment!

--

LOL, yes, they're expensive. We usually only get them as a special treat at Christmas.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (sVtYq)

266 My wife came at first for moral support. It wasn't a big deal for me she wasn't there all the time.

I had a couple of big cancer related surgeries. She was there most of the time for those.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (AhhdW)

I've had two surgeries. Wife never left me alone in the hospital. Was there every day and night.

Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (AmoqO)

267
And for some reason, him looking like the dude from Fast Times at Ridgemont High adds to the nostalgia for non-social media times.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM


I thought he looked more like Judd Nelson's character from The Breakfast Club

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (DUIap)

268 > At which point no one - absolutely no one - can claim that there were no illegal votes cast in the 2020 election, or that the margin was so small that it was insignificant.

Eh, they'll still fall back on, "YOU HAVE NO PROOF ELECTION-CHANGING FRAUD TOOK PLACE."

It's religion.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (AhhdW)

269 >>I thought he was the biker/stoner dude from the Breakfast Club for a bit.


Doh! Yes, I was thinking of Judd Nelson!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (URNdm)

270 I just had liposuction and want you to know I now have a rockin' bod.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

271 I think he just wanted a big win to cap off his consulate because he didn't really get how bad it would look when set up besides men with real wins. Same with his comical attempt to get a Triumph after he was forced to go out and leave Rome to govern a province.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

Caesar is so often referred to as 'lucky' and I always tend to believe that is people trying to dismiss the man's once in a millennia ability. The thing was, he was so insanely 'lucky' almost all the time in his enemies, in knowing just how they would act, in doing what they did not expect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (dNqv+)

272 Hmmm, my finely tuned instincts sense a trap..

Don't click!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (Xrfse)

273 248 Accurate.

pic.twitter.com/HSAYRBKhYv
___
This had me laughing 'cause it's so true.
#whyisitthere
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
----------------------

Is that the zipper generation?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (JVMtX)

274 It's a bit of work, but there are lots of homemade peanut and chocolate candies that will give you that fix.

I personally like the peanut butter and oatmeal no-bake cookies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 07:33 PM (5q92e)

275 >>Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod.

What do they do with all that flubber they vacuum out?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2022 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)

276 FBI said no known motive for the terrorist who took four hostage in a Texas synagogue?

Gee, his last phone call provides ample details on his motive:

https://tinyurl.com/5y9eawzu
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:01 PM (URNdm)

Geeze, the fucker has the exact stereotypical Paki accent that Peter Sellers used to do when acting the role of a Paki.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2022 07:33 PM (P3gRi)

277 I just had liposuction and want you to know I now have a rockin' bod.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (v0R5T)



You now just have a surgically altered stretch marked hide, you hideous cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

278 It goes to boob jobs

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2022 07:34 PM (2JoB8)

279 Amy is a Schumer. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

280 This lil' muffin wants you to know that she's tanned, rested and ready!

https://tinyurl.com/27wdcpyz

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That girl is a walking talking advert for mental illness. There is something very wrong with her.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2022 07:34 PM (sVtYq)

281 " I just had liposuction and want you to know I now have a rockin' bod.
Posted by: Amy Schumer

Oh I get it now. It's a joke!

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 07:34 PM (vrz2I)

282 >>> 279 Amy is a Schumer. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

It's not a Schumah!

Posted by: Ahhhhnold at January 20, 2022 07:34 PM (llON8)

283
What do they do with all that flubber they vacuum out?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2022 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)



Jack in the Box deep fat fryers.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:34 PM (Zz0t1)

284 Nine year old hauled out of a NYC museum by two cops because she didn't have a vax card.

https://bit.ly/3AgSeIO

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:35 PM (AhhdW)

285 LOL, yes, they're expensive. We usually only get them as a special treat at Christmas.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (sVtYq)

How big are these cans?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)

286 I've had two surgeries. Wife never left me alone in the hospital. Was there every day and night.
Posted by: Javems

She's a good woman!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 07:35 PM (mD/uy)

287 > What do they do with all that flubber they vacuum out?

Let's just say the Army won't be running out of soap for a while.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:36 PM (AhhdW)

288 Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare.
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Don't do it if you want to sleep tonight. She probably gained 300 pounds, but she is in a bikini.

Posted by: dartist at January 20, 2022 07:36 PM (+ya+t)

289 How big are these cans?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Uh, wut?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 07:36 PM (mD/uy)

290 "How big are these cans?
Posted by: Aetius451AD "

It's hard to tell with pics or a grope.

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 07:36 PM (vrz2I)

291 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
Posted by: Bigus Dickus at January 20, 2022 07:20 PM (mD/uy)
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People called "Romanes", they go, the 'ouse?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 07:36 PM (DnWKq)

292 264 This lil' muffin wants you to know that she's tanned, rested and ready!
https://tinyurl.com/27wdcpyz

Posted by: Lizzy
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I had expectations of one thing or another but not that.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 07:37 PM (JVMtX)

293 What do they do with all that flubber they vacuum out?
Posted by: JackStraw

You know that off-brand Italian sausage you can buy...?

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:37 PM (cPGH3)

294 How big are these cans?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)

Do you ever read your comment and immediately think of all the ways it can be made fun of?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:37 PM (dNqv+)

295 So glad the Mexicans working in my neighbors yard are going to get free healthcare.
*looks online at real estate in Ecuador*

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2022 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

296 258 And for some reason, him looking like the dude from Fast Times at Ridgemont High adds to the nostalgia for non-social media times.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (URNdm)

I thought he was the biker/stoner dude from the Breakfast Club for a bit.
Posted by: Oldcat



You're both right.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2022 07:37 PM (sAmhv)

297 Chuck Schumer has a daughter who's a registered lobbyist for Amazon. The other hell spawn works for Facebook.

Perfect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

298 "Without" pics I mean.

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 07:37 PM (vrz2I)

299 How many chocolate covered peanuts are in one of these $28 containers of same?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:38 PM (dNqv+)

300 Nine-year-old hauled out of an NYC museum by two cops because she didn't have a vax card.

https://bit.ly/3AgSeIO
___

Evil.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 07:38 PM (RU4sa)

301 >>You neglected to add the word "top" to your statement.

Naw, she looks like a giant muffin with limbs.
Chubby, pasty limbs.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:38 PM (URNdm)

302 257 I pretty much assumed the M&Ms must all be gay because if they have sex they'd literally be sticking it in the chocolate
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There are lots of non-queer ways to play with chocolate.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 20, 2022 07:38 PM (qfLjt)

303 This lil' muffin wants you to know that she's tanned, rested and ready!

https://tinyurl.com/27wdcpyz

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:29 PM (URNdm)

Made me look. I forgive you.

Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2022 07:38 PM (AmoqO)

304 > That girl is a walking talking advert for mental illness. There is something very wrong with her.

Lena Dunham's rich parents started sending her to high end NY Psychiatrists at the age of three.

I'm no Scientologist, but the girl is reasonably good proof Psychiatry is bullshit.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (AhhdW)

305 How many chocolate covered peanuts are in one of these $28 containers of same?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:38 PM (dNqv+)

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (cPGH3)

306 This lil' muffin wants you to know that she's tanned, rested and ready!

https://tinyurl.com/27wdcpyz

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:29 PM (URNdm)



You lie!

She's not tanned.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (ZSK0i)

307 294 How big are these cans?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)

Do you ever read your comment and immediately think of all the ways it can be made fun of?
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Yes. Often. Consider it a learning experience.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (sAmhv)

308 302 257 I pretty much assumed the M&Ms must all be gay because if they have sex they'd literally be sticking it in the chocolate
----
There are lots of non-queer ways to play with chocolate.
Posted by: Ciampino at January 20, 2022 07:38 PM (qfLjt)

This cough medicine is making me loopy as fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (dNqv+)

309 I dunno. You want to dump on Crenshaw for his political stupidity. Have at it. He crossed that Rubicon and went to the Ivy League schools. He deserves to lose his race if the people decide so. But if you want to bag on him for his physical disabilities and service, you've lost me. There's not a lot of guys walking around who graduated BUD/S, have two Purple Hearts, Two Bronze Stars with V devices and and NCM with a V device and almost gave his life in AFG due to an VBIED. YMMV

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:40 PM (kbvR/)

310 Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod

Fuck me, now I'm three inches again.

Posted by: Some German at January 20, 2022 07:40 PM (1fg6a)

311 It's go time, Brandon!

Posted by: Look, Fat! at January 20, 2022 07:40 PM (BOJAx)

312 There's not a lot of guys walking around who graduated BUD/S, have two Purple Hearts, Two Bronze Stars with V devices and and NCM with a V device and almost gave his life in AFG due to an VBIED. YMMV
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:40 PM (kbvR/)

Yeah, and von Richtoffen had a shitload of confirmed kills. What's your point?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:41 PM (6FeV1)

313 "How many chocolate covered peanuts are in one of these $28 containers of same?"

About 40. But you get really big cans.

Posted by: Big'uns Peanut Company at January 20, 2022 07:41 PM (vrz2I)

314 This cough medicine is making me loopy as fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (dNqv+)

Uh, huh. Plausible deniability. How many hours shall we put you down for?

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:41 PM (cPGH3)

315 I don't want to dump Crenshaw for his political stupidity. I want him to be more and more visible as a tool of Soros and that group.

John McCain did something good once, too. That doesn't mean he gets an indefinite pass for being a traitor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 07:42 PM (5q92e)

316 I personally like the peanut butter and oatmeal no-bake cookies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 07:33 PM (5q92e)

Not only delicious and satisfying, but easy.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2022 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

317 "Yeah, and von Richtoffen had a shitload of confirmed kills. What's your point?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:41 PM (6FeV1)"

My point is separate his service, physical disabilities and politics. Got it ?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:42 PM (kbvR/)

318 Clodius. He had a major hate on for Cicero because he denied him an alibi when he was in trouble for violating a Vestal Virgin.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

Which is hilarious considering Caesar's mother caught him trying to have a rendezvous with Caesar's wife during an all female religious ceremony.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:26 PM (dNqv+)

Now what he was doing was just sacrilege, invading the ceremony and of course Caesar was high priest at the time. Caesar said the affair was not true, but divorced his wife anyway because "Caesar's wife must be beyond suspicion" - and presumably also not an idiot or dupe.

Caesar's mom was quite the lady, running an apartment block on the bad side of town where Caesar grew up, and knowing everyone and everything going on, and smart as a whip.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:42 PM (eoQWY)

319 under


nood


I think

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2022 07:42 PM (SXSmD)

320
You lie!

She's not tanned.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (ZSK0i)



She's not rested either. It takes a lot of effort to shovel that much food down your gullet.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

321 Iron, of course, already has a word in Latin.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:16 PM (6FeV1)

Tires existed. They were the iron hoops shrunk onto wagon wheels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2022 07:42 PM (P3gRi)

322 Yes, there is the rare and seldom seen undernood below.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)

323 This cough medicine is making me loopy as fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (dNqv+)

Uh, huh. Plausible deniability. How many hours shall we put you down for?
Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:41 PM (cPGH3)

I have had a persistent cough tendency for some 25 years, I use cinnamon hard candy as 'medicine'. Works better than drugs or drops for me and others I've recommended it to.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:44 PM (eoQWY)

324 What do they do with all that flubber they vacuum out?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2022 07:33 PM (ZLI7S)


I have long said that if they could make biodiesel from body fat, we'd all be skinny. They'd be paying us for our flubber.

Fuel crisis? Have some more cookies, and hook up to the port!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at January 20, 2022 07:44 PM (OX9vb)

325 Heh, Margot Cleveland posted about the M&Ms...

Peanut M&Ms will now be allowed to identify as Plain M&Ms without having to relinquish their nuts.

Posted by: Pony Tail at January 20, 2022 07:44 PM (tzZq2)

326 "John McCain did something good once, too. That doesn't mean he gets an indefinite pass for being a traitor.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 07:42 PM (5q92e)"

John McCain was quite demonstrably a douchebag. Many vets also say he sold them out. That's their privilege. But he served and suffered for it. That doesn't excuse him being a total political tool and douche. It's just different.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:44 PM (kbvR/)

327 > I dunno. You want to dump on Crenshaw for his political stupidity. Have at it. He crossed that Rubicon and went to the Ivy League schools. He deserves to lose his race if the people decide so. But if you want to bag on him for his physical disabilities and service, you've lost me.

Eh?

I've seen plenty of people make fun of the eyepatch, but if someone is bagging on him for his service, I missed it.

Personally I don't like the eyepatch teasing because the man earned it on a foreign battlefield. I'd rather make fun of him for being a red flag super fan or for lying about the reason he voted for the vaccination database legislation or for saying Jesus is a hero archetype, like Superman.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:44 PM (AhhdW)

328 She's a good woman!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 07:35 PM (mD/uy)

The two surgeries were for cancer. I've had another four for back and heart. She was there for those as well. Definitely a good woman.

Posted by: Javems at January 20, 2022 07:44 PM (AmoqO)

329 Nine-year-old hauled out of an NYC museum by two cops because she didn't have a vax card.

https://bit.ly/3AgSeIO
___

WTF is wrong with these people? This is just sick and evil.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2022 07:45 PM (qpolg)

330 @DanCrenshaw

Let's get some truth on the record: @Liz_Cheney has a hell of a lot more backbone than most, & is a principled leader with a fierce intellect. She will continue to be a much needed leader in the conference, with my full support.

Yes, Eff this guy in particular.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 07:45 PM (GYllL)

331 My point is separate his service, physical disabilities and politics. Got it ?
Posted by: Marcus T

Not the way it works, Marcus. If you run on being the great white hope, you don't denigrate white folk. If you run on being the "great communicator," you don't hide.
He ran on being a war hero (type) and then crapped on American basic values.
He wants it both ways. Not today. Not now.

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:46 PM (cPGH3)

332 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
Posted by: Bigus Dickus at January 20, 2022 07:20 PM (mD/uy)
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People called "Romanes", they go, the 'ouse?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 07:36 PM (DnWKq)

As a Latin student, I was DYING when I saw that part of the movie.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:46 PM (eoQWY)

333 "Personally I don't like the eyepatch teasing because the man earned it on a foreign battlefield. I'd rather make fun of him for being a red flag super fan or for lying about the reason he voted for the vaccination database legislation or for saying Jesus is a hero archetype, like Superman.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:44 PM (AhhdW)"

But then you'd actually be making a relevant, valid material political argument.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:46 PM (kbvR/)

334 As a Latin student, I was DYING when I saw that part of the movie.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:46 PM (eoQWY)
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I understand the John Cleese taught Latin at one point.

Wouldn't have wanted to be in his class.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 07:47 PM (DnWKq)

335 Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:40 PM (kbvR/)

Granted. However, you'd think he would have a better line to give someone who looked to him for help (I am talking about the J6 prisoners) than to say that doing or saying anything would only help him and not them. In reality, it is the opposite. They are already in jail and being abused physically and mentally. He's a free man, walking around.

Instead, he is acting as though being associated in any way would be poisonous to HIM.

I get what you are saying, but this seems wrong to me, in spite of what he's done in the past.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:48 PM (dNqv+)

336 I have had a persistent cough tendency for some 25 years, I use cinnamon hard candy as 'medicine'. Works better than drugs or drops for me and others I've recommended it to.
Posted by: Oldcat

I don't have throat problems, but I raise bees, and the anecdotal evidence of honey being good for soothing throats is pretty impressive.
Find a local source.

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:49 PM (cPGH3)

337 All candy is crap... except for Pearsons Salted Nut Rolls.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2022 07:49 PM (flINI)

338 I understand the John Cleese taught Latin at one point.
Wouldn't have wanted to be in his class.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Just don't mention the war.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 07:49 PM (mD/uy)

339 Biden really proved something. He can be a nasty little creep for two hours straight.

Presidential.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2022 07:50 PM (7X3UV)

340 Uh, huh. Plausible deniability. How many hours shall we put you down for?
Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:41 PM (cPGH3)

I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:50 PM (dNqv+)

341 "I get what you are saying, but this seems wrong to me, in spite of what he's done in the past.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:48 PM (dNqv+)"

To be clear, what he said about the J6 prisoners was a complete abdication of leadership and his position.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:50 PM (kbvR/)

342 https://tinyurl.com/27wdcpyz
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:29 PM (URNdm)

You lie!
She's not tanned.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (ZSK0i)
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She's a walking advert for mental health asylums.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 07:50 PM (JVMtX)

343 Stuckey's Pecan Log Rolls > Pearsons Salted Nut Rolls

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 07:51 PM (GYllL)

344 LOL, yes, they're expensive. We usually only get them as a special treat at Christmas.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2022 07:32 PM (sVtYq)

How big are these cans?

--

They're 20oz. But Hubs peanuts are big. And the chocolate is rich. You can't just plow through them like you can MandM's. They last longer than you'd think.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2022 07:51 PM (sVtYq)

345 Undernood. Take the basement steps from the sidewalk.

Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 07:51 PM (vrz2I)

346 >>What do they do with all that flubber they vacuum out?


Uh. . . never saw "Fight Club?"

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 07:51 PM (URNdm)

347 Jonah is a lyin' shitweasel? AND a scumbucket?

Must be a day that ends in 'y'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 20, 2022 07:51 PM (F0YaR)

348 I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 07:50 PM (dNqv+)

Bob, over at NSA says about 1 1/2 days. Sound about right?

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:52 PM (cPGH3)

349 I have had a persistent cough tendency for some 25 years, I use cinnamon hard candy as 'medicine'. Works better than drugs or drops for me and others I've recommended it to.
Posted by: Oldcat

I don't have throat problems, but I raise bees, and the anecdotal evidence of honey being good for soothing throats is pretty impressive.
Find a local source.
Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:49 PM (cPGH3)

I've been trying to sneak it in, but drinking hot tea when the throat is irritated makes me cough more, eating does, talking does, .... the candy breaks the cycle and lasts longer than just when it is in the mouth, and harms nothing and lasts forever even in a coat pocket for next year.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:52 PM (eoQWY)

350 Those damned Jews that refuse to wear the yellow star so good people can avoid them proves how horrible they are.

Posted by: Ripley at January 20, 2022 07:52 PM (PTDkx)

351 I'm all riled up now, so fuck it, here goes:

Who gives a flying fuck about Crenshaw's eyeball? "Ohhhh, precious warrior Gave His All Defending Our Country"

That's wonderful, and laudable, and great, and good.

But the second you try to parlay that into a career at the marble trough fucking people over and playing overlord with your new-found swamp creature buddies? Fuck you, fuck your medals, fuck your valor, and fuck your stupid eyeball. Military valor and sacrifice isn't some kind of down-payment on a lifetime career of filth and corruption.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:53 PM (6FeV1)

352 I have no problem saying the moment someone shows me they've sold out and are trying to align the country closer to Soros and that bunch that I no longer give a sh*t about any past military service or why they're missing an eye.

Similar to the way I'm sure George Floyd gave his mom a nice Mother's Day card in 6th grade. I don't give a sh*t.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 07:53 PM (5q92e)

353 That Kathy @#$% Griffen story is awesome.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2022 07:53 PM (3TihK)

354 236 Amy Schumer just had liposuction and she wants you to know she now has a rockin' bod. Take a look at her Instagram or whatever to see the bikini pics if you dare.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (mNhhD)

Sweet Kali... no way am I looking. She probably looks like a deflated whoopie cushion.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:28 PM (6FeV1)

Nope. Wondering where the 'after' pics are at.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 20, 2022 07:53 PM (Hh3y4)

355 Nine-year-old hauled out of an NYC museum by two cops because she didn't have a vax card.

https://bit.ly/3AgSeIO
___

WTF is wrong with these people? This is just sick and evil.
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2022 07:45 PM (qpolg)

They are sick and evil, and the rulers there are pulling these sort out of the woodwork.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:53 PM (eoQWY)

356 What's he doing hanging out with the Tiger King woman. That seems odd.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 20, 2022 07:54 PM (awmcV)

357 I will eat nothing with "log" as a descriptor

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2022 07:55 PM (flINI)

358 There is nobody less nuanced than a marketing drone at a megacorp. Porn actors portray more complex people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2022 07:55 PM (4odx6)

359 Oldcat
All seriousness aside now... get some creamed, whipped or spun honey (which is neither creamed, whipped nor spun).
It stays on a spoon, is inert (won't go bad unless you contaminate it). Can be put on anything, without drip.

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:55 PM (cPGH3)

360 At which point no one - absolutely no one - can claim that there were no illegal votes cast in the 2020 election, or that the margin was so small that it was insignificant.

"Legal" fraud was the main fraud. Millions of illegal votes were cast out in the open via the legislative requirements being subverted by judges and other non-legislative bodies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 07:29 PM (5q92e)

OOOPSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 20, 2022 07:55 PM (CdZ4i)

361 UNDERNOOOOOD !!!

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 07:55 PM (V13WU)

362 @DanCrenshaw

Let's get some truth on the record: @Liz_Cheney has a hell of a lot more backbone than most, & is a principled leader with a fierce intellect. She will continue to be a much needed leader in the conference, with my full support.

Yes, Eff this guy in particular.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 07:45 PM (GYllL)



Hopefully the responses in his twatter feed were relentless.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

363 So the guy lost an eye. Cry me a damn river.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 20, 2022 07:56 PM (Kuxsi)

364 I'm no Scientologist, but the girl is reasonably good proof Psychiatry is bullshit.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:39 PM (AhhdW)

Scientology is replacing Psychiatric bullshit with worse bullshit.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:56 PM (eoQWY)

365 What's he doing hanging out with the Tiger King woman. That seems odd.

*

I think that he was afraid if he tried to help any of the people who were being held indefinitely without charges for walking on the grass in D.C. that someone might think he was engaging in self-promotion, and he doesn't want to appear to be doing that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 07:56 PM (5q92e)

366
But the second you try to parlay that into a career at the marble trough fucking people over and playing overlord with your new-found swamp creature buddies? Fuck you, fuck your medals, fuck your valor, and fuck your stupid eyeball. Military valor and sacrifice isn't some kind of down-payment on a lifetime career of filth and corruption.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You really shouldn't hold back. I agree.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2022 07:57 PM (qpolg)

367 Fuckin' Carol Baskin.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 07:57 PM (II3Gr)

368 355 Nine-year-old hauled out of an NYC museum by two cops because she didn't have a vax card.

https://bit.ly/3AgSeIO
___

WTF is wrong with these people? This is just sick and evil.
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2022 07:45 PM (qpolg)

They are sick and evil, and the rulers there are pulling these sort out of the woodwork.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 07:53 PM (eoQWY)

We are just following orders. You have no right to criticize us or the hard work we are doing to protect the public. That nine year old is lucky I didn't take a baton to his stupid ass.

Posted by: Hero In Blue at January 20, 2022 07:58 PM (CdZ4i)

369 What's he doing hanging out with the Tiger King woman. That seems odd.

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Maybe he was looking for pussy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 20, 2022 07:58 PM (FVME7)

370 Fuckin' Carol Baskin.
Posted by: Insomniac

Wow Insom, you really lowered your standards.

Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2022 07:58 PM (qpolg)

371 But the second you try to parlay that into a career at the marble trough fucking people over and playing overlord with your new-found swamp creature buddies? Fuck you, fuck your medals, fuck your valor, and fuck your stupid eyeball. Military valor and sacrifice isn't some kind of down-payment on a lifetime career of filth and corruption.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Slow down. I write slow....
Beautiful.

Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:59 PM (cPGH3)

372 I was trying to remember who that Carol Baskin gal was. I was thinking ice cream at first. Then I realized, she's the Viper King gal.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 20, 2022 07:59 PM (CdZ4i)

373 Oldcat
All seriousness aside now... get some creamed, whipped or spun honey (which is neither creamed, whipped nor spun).
It stays on a spoon, is inert (won't go bad unless you contaminate it). Can be put on anything, without drip.
Posted by: MkY at January 20, 2022 07:55 PM (cPGH3)

Honey is a preservative, so hopefully it will preserve me some. I will do so, thanks MkY

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2022 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

374 But the second you try to parlay that into a career at the marble trough fucking people over and playing overlord with your new-found swamp creature buddies? Fuck you, fuck your medals, fuck your valor, and fuck your stupid eyeball. Military valor and sacrifice isn't some kind of down-payment on a lifetime career of filth and corruption.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Yes. When I was in (USMC) there were people there I wouldn't trust to run a lemonade stand. Military service is just that-service to the country. Nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 20, 2022 08:01 PM (Hh3y4)

375 I like the Olympics, but I don't like remakes of Queen For a Day. Now I assume they're so woke I don't even bother.
Posted by: Splunge at January 20, 2022 07:08 PM (PQ4Fz)

Queen For a Day? Wow, Splunge is OLD.

Posted by: sal at January 20, 2022 08:01 PM (bJKUl)

376 nood


nood


nood

... but it is an undernood so back and down.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2022 08:01 PM (SXSmD)

377 372 I was trying to remember who that Carol Baskin gal was. I was thinking ice cream at first. Then I realized, she's the Viper King gal.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 20, 2022 07:59 PM (CdZ4i)

That's Carol Baskin-Robbins.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)

378 191 after China killed millions, infected the world with a virus that 3 years later is still affecting billions, we need to reward them with Olympic games. Many here do not care, but the games are a very big deal around the world.

Prediction: Beijing sets a new low for Olympics viewership
Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2022 07:15 PM (kOpft)

Not "we." The IOC did this. To be fair, the CPC were awarded the Games back in 2015. But to ALSO be fair, the IOC KNEW they were dealing with the devil. The did NOT HAVE to reward the CPC with these Games or those of 2008, but they went ahead and did it anyway. They learned nothing from 1936. Or 1968. Or 1980. Fuck, nevermind.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 20, 2022 08:02 PM (CdZ4i)

379 Wow Insom, you really lowered your standards.
Posted by: Infidel at January 20, 2022 07:58 PM (qpolg)

She's a tiger in the sack.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)

380 As for how to depict a trans M+M character, they'll have the green one quip "I used to be red, you know".

Guaranteed.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 20, 2022 08:02 PM (OssQ4)

381 Ack ack! Ack ack!

Posted by: Whem Mars Bars Attack at January 20, 2022 08:02 PM (n/szn)

382 Military valor and sacrifice isn't some kind of down-payment on a lifetime career of filth and corruption.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

*

Poetry.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 08:03 PM (5q92e)

383 Geeking out with BattleBots on Discovery

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 20, 2022 08:04 PM (cknjq)

384 Later Tuesday on All Things Considered, [Totenberg] changed the word "asked" to "suggested," saying, "So Chief Justice John Roberts, understanding that, in some form or other, suggested that the other justices mask up."

Exactly how did Roberts, in some form, ask or suggest that his colleagues cover up? Totenberg told me she hedged on this: "If I knew exactly how he communicated this I would say it. Instead I said 'in some form.'"

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Well, I hope that's perfectly clear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 20, 2022 08:04 PM (FVME7)

385 240 > Rarely saw couples at chemo. Not unheard of though.

My wife came at first for moral support. It wasn't a big deal for me she wasn't there all the time.

I had a couple of big cancer related surgeries. She was there most of the time for those.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:27 PM (AhhdW)

My spouse comes with me to every cancer appointment...he's a keeper...

Posted by: Nova local at January 20, 2022 08:04 PM (exHjb)

386 the Squad has suddenly become schtum

Posted by: REDACTED at January 20, 2022 08:05 PM (us2H3)

387 309 I dunno. You want to dump on Crenshaw for his political stupidity. Have at it. He crossed that Rubicon and went to the Ivy League schools. He deserves to lose his race if the people decide so. But if you want to bag on him for his physical disabilities and service, you've lost me. There's not a lot of guys walking around who graduated BUD/S, have two Purple Hearts, Two Bronze Stars with V devices and and NCM with a V device and almost gave his life in AFG due to an VBIED. YMMV
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 07:40 PM

Just like with McCain, I appreciate his service; in both cases, though I do appreciate their service to country, this cannot excuse their political screwups. Being a decorated veteran does not grant a free pass.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 20, 2022 08:06 PM (CdZ4i)

388 Curious to see Dan Crenshaw more het up about Ukraine and Russia then he is about Americans held as political prisoners in DC. Or is this one of those cases where this will help him politically and do nothing for the Ukrainians? Good to know he only shows concern when it will do him good with The Swamp.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 20, 2022 08:06 PM (SRmHu)

389 I had a couple of big cancer related surgeries. She was there most of the time for those.
Posted by: bonhomme

My spouse comes with me to every cancer appointment...he's a keeper...
Posted by: Nova local

Yep. My wife waits until she's sure I'll be okay once released from the ER or surgery before she yells at me. Love is grand.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 08:07 PM (mD/uy)

390 Ukraine is apparently where lots of D.C. politicians and their families launder sh*tloads of money and make their fortunes. It's why it's so important to them, and why you see such weird behavior regarding a country no American cares about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - N95 masks are single use at January 20, 2022 08:08 PM (5q92e)

391 386 the Squad has suddenly become schtum
Posted by: REDACTED at January 20, 2022 08:05 PM (us2H3)

They just realized they're smack-dab in the middle of the WarMonger Party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:08 PM (6FeV1)

392 Queen For a Day? Wow, Splunge is OLD.
Posted by: sal

Jack Bailey was terrific as the Emcee. My Mom would cringe as much as the poor woman selected to be 'Queen'.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 08:09 PM (mD/uy)

393 388 Curious to see Dan Crenshaw more het up about Ukraine and Russia then he is about Americans held as political prisoners in DC. Or is this one of those cases where this will help him politically and do nothing for the Ukrainians? Good to know he only shows concern when it will do him good with The Swamp.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 20, 2022 08:06 PM (SRmHu)

He just got all his accounts in Kyiv set up, like, last week, man! Give a brother a chance before you blow it all up, you know?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:09 PM (6FeV1)

394
I'm in the nood, below this nood.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 08:11 PM (3cHMA)

395 My spouse comes with me to every cancer appointment...he's a keeper...
Posted by: Nova local

Yep. My wife waits until she's sure I'll be okay once released from the ER or surgery before she yells at me. Love is grand.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 08:07 PM (mD/uy)

It's also why I now give DeSantis extra checkmarks for being their for his wife's chemo appts - that's where you're supposed to be as a spouse. That's what matters 1st. Your wife. His LT Gov could always let him know if he was needed, and he wasn't...

Posted by: Nova local at January 20, 2022 08:11 PM (exHjb)

396 "True Conservative Dan Crenshaw enjoying some Celebrity Face Time with likely murderess Carol Baskin"

Meh.

Posted by: Picture of John Wayne Gacy and Rosalynn Carternd at January 20, 2022 08:11 PM (EughT)

397 396 "True Conservative Dan Crenshaw enjoying some Celebrity Face Time with likely murderess Carol Baskin"

Meh.
Posted by: Picture of John Wayne Gacy and Rosalynn Carternd at January 20, 2022 08:11 PM (EughT)

Yurp.

Posted by: Picture of Hillary Clinton and basically any other politician at January 20, 2022 08:12 PM (6FeV1)

398 How long does it take a new congresscritter to get the grift going?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 20, 2022 08:12 PM (awmcV)

399 As Dedman gleefully explains, Goldberg did not actually receive a nomination, but merely entered the contest, which merely requires $50 and an entry form.




Mr. Ace Boss, you are IN

Posted by: Miklos does have a spare $50 at January 20, 2022 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)

400 398 How long does it take a new congresscritter to get the grift going?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 20, 2022 08:12 PM (awmcV)

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: (Obligatory) at January 20, 2022 08:13 PM (6FeV1)

401 How long does it take a new congresscritter to get the grift going?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

I'm pretty sure that is covered in the first 15 minutes of the freshman orientation sessions.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 08:14 PM (mD/uy)

402 178 CA is pushing forward with their "single payer" initiative which is predicted to cost double their current budget by itself.

It has gained the Appropriations Committee's blessing.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2022 07:12 PM (AhhdW)

Expect a building boom of hospitals and clinics in AZ and NV, immediate opposite the CA state line.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 20, 2022 08:15 PM (CdZ4i)

403 Mentioned this before.

WAPO has a quote on it's masthead "democracy dies in darkness."

A far more accurate one is "journalism dies in the media."

Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2022 08:16 PM (KATBx)

404 403 Mentioned this before.

WAPO has a quote on it's masthead "democracy dies in darkness."

A far more accurate one is "journalism dies in the media."
Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2022 08:16 PM (KATBx)

democracy dies in darkness. Hmm. Sure.

Any prognosis on what happens to democracy when buried under an opaque avalanche of obfuscations, misdirections, and outright fabrications gussied up as "news"?

Does that count as "Darkness"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:18 PM (6FeV1)

405 Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

A Republic is a wolf and two sheep voting on what to have for dinner, and the result is the same.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:20 PM (6FeV1)

406 That bottom video is genius.

Also my son has an assignment on the Holocaust. I gave him two choices out of, I think 30, either look into what Oskar Schindler did or look into the Einsatzgruppen did.

Duality of man and all.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 20, 2022 08:24 PM (YglAn)

407 There's a Even Deeper Deep State embedded within the government-corporate-media complex, devoted to a Double Secret Reverse Cloward Piven Strategy. All this shit about Gay M'n'Ms, installing a drooling perverted criminal in the presidency, and playing the hokey-pokey with Putin in Eastern Europe is actually due to their clandestine efforts to completely implode totalitarian progressivism once and for all from the inside, out.

In other words, Q. With the explanation that there was never going to be a Trump led big mass arrest and media takeover to explain it to the public . "Enjoy The Show" meant, well, this right now. It would explain why the Super Duper Genius Cabal of billionaires and bureaucrats keep making average people unhappy and pushing really unpopular ideas like "eat bugs" and "accept pedos".

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 20, 2022 08:26 PM (3/XaG)

408 democracy dies in darkness. Hmm. Sure.

Any prognosis on what happens to democracy when buried under an opaque avalanche of obfuscations, misdirections, and outright fabrications gussied up as "news"?

Does that count as "Darkness"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:18 PM (6FeV1)

What is the difference between the Washington Post and, say, Neues Deutschland?

Posted by: Snake Spirit at January 20, 2022 08:26 PM (CdZ4i)

409 Who gives a flying fuck about Crenshaw's eyeball? "Ohhhh, precious warrior Gave His All Defending Our Country"

That's wonderful, and laudable, and great, and good.

But the second you try to parlay that into a career at the marble trough fucking people over and playing overlord with your new-found swamp creature buddies? Fuck you, fuck your medals, fuck your valor, and fuck your stupid eyeball. Military valor and sacrifice isn't some kind of down-payment on a lifetime career of filth and corruption.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 07:53 PM

That was AWESOME.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 20, 2022 08:27 PM (OssQ4)

410 Posted by: irongrampa at January 20, 2022 08:16 PM (KATBx)

democracy dies in darkness. Hmm. Sure.

Any prognosis on what happens to democracy when buried under an opaque avalanche of obfuscations, misdirections, and outright fabrications gussied up as "news"?

Does that count as "Darkness"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:18 PM (6FeV1)

Looks more like a brag than a threat.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2022 08:28 PM (47mFt)

411 Looks more like a brag than a threat.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2022 08:28 PM (47mFt)

Posts do tend to cast a shadow...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:30 PM (6FeV1)

412 How long can the typical congresscritter resist the call of the grift?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 20, 2022 08:31 PM (awmcV)

413 How long can the typical congresscritter resist the call of the grift?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 20, 2022 08:31 PM (awmcV)

Justin the Mash claims it's a matter of minutes before the grift walks right in the office.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2022 08:33 PM (47mFt)

414 Dog Mess Bleached White By The Sun > Dan Crenshaw Melon

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2022 08:33 PM (R/m4+)

415 First they came for the Oreos......

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2022 08:33 PM (0OP+5)

416 In fairness to Jonah, he was Time Magazine Man of the Year in 2006.

Posted by: Boone at January 20, 2022 08:33 PM (bIav0)

417 Moshe Dayan did the eyepatch SO much better it's not even in the same ballpark.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 20, 2022 08:34 PM (9CuDT)

418 417 Moshe Dayan did the eyepatch SO much better it's not even in the same ballpark.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 20, 2022 08:34 PM (9CuDT)
Fight for the 36 square inches you stand on.

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2022 08:38 PM (0OP+5)

419 A certain amount of corruption is inevitable in any system.
But there has to be a counterbalancing force. That force used to be journalism. Egregious corruption could be exposed, and the public would rise up and vote the corrupted one out as a lesson to the next hog at the trough. "Feed if you like, but don't get greedy."

The brake of muckraking journalism was slowly dismantled over the past 50 odd years (exactly how and when is a thesis i'm not prepared to tangle with, but it is undeniably gone right now). With that brake missing, it's Katy bar the door, and every single motherfucker with a button on their lapel is off to the four corners of the world setting up shell corporations and numbered bank accounts and marrying their broken children off to whoever can bring in the most Graft Points for their Player Kingdom.

It makes the WaPo banner "expodentially" more maddening, to know they are one of the premier organizations responsible for the death of journalism, the death of responsible governance, and the death of America That Was.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:39 PM (6FeV1)

420 bluebell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bluecheck

Fight me.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2022 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)

421 420 bluebell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bluecheck

Fight me.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2022 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)

Eff that. Hand me a shiv and i'll enlist in your army.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:43 PM (6FeV1)

422 Canadian men with two first names are tight!

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 20, 2022 08:44 PM (Zl0qV)

423 and, for you persnickety grammar policers

Poh-lee-see-aires ... that's French, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2022 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)

424 And speaking of National Review:

https://tinyurl.com/4awy6bwt
Posted by: Lizzy

lol i meant to link that all week but i either forget or think "too mean, I don't want ot make fun of heavy people"
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 06:54 PM (0G13K)

Late to the party, but it's ok to mock heavy people who are scolding others about not taking covid seriously. Especially since they have had 2 years to lose weight.

Not that I pay much attention to Williamson but I think that's the fattest I've seen him.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 08:48 PM (rF64X)

425 Was the Golden Age of Journalism-ism-ism 50 years ago? The 1970s gave us 3 channels and talking heads who have mostly proven to be serial liars like the rest.

The 1960s? Vietnam coverage was honest journalisming?

When Duranty flew cover for Stalin because Soviet omelets require 50 M broken Ukranian eggs starved to death and eating their own children?

Wilson creating the Office of Wartime Information and staffing it with Bernays who bullied and threatened anyone critical of the Wilson agenda?

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 20, 2022 08:49 PM (Zl0qV)

426 Remember back in the day when men were angels, and never did bad things?

I submit that nothing has changed in Journalism and only your perspective of the existing reality has changed.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 20, 2022 08:51 PM (Zl0qV)

427 Can anyone give any details on redc1c4?

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2022 08:52 PM (0OP+5)

428 I wonder what part of the constitution that Jonah Goldberg thinks conservatives abandoned, for fad or not? What clause, what phrase?

Jonah? Are you there?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

429 One of Trumps superpowers was making people who hate him get fat

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 08:53 PM (CYnTg)

430 Wait, wut? Did I see a NOOD without an actual NOOD? Isn't that a barrel infraction?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 08:53 PM (+ldAm)

431 Is "conservative" Dan wearing a purple tie?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at January 20, 2022 08:53 PM (hlxe7)

432 Evening, Horde.

Making mimosas for Mrs IMG this evening. Not that I need to. She just likes them.

Heh.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 20, 2022 08:53 PM (8C7+r)

433 What are the odds that two of the "nuanced personalities" turn out to be "gay" and "trans"?

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"WTF are we, chopped human liver?" -- Psychopaths Anonymous, D.C. Chapter

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 08:54 PM (6Xyqy)

434 430 Wait, wut? Did I see a NOOD without an actual NOOD? Isn't that a barrel infraction?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 08:53 PM (+ldAm)


Two nights in The Barrel or three in The Box.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 20, 2022 08:54 PM (8C7+r)

435 Moshe Dayan was a badass.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 08:54 PM (KAi1n)

436 430 Wait, wut? Did I see a NOOD without an actual NOOD? Isn't that a barrel infraction?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 08:53 PM (+ldAm)

---------------------------

Apparently, it is an undernood.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 20, 2022 08:55 PM (CAJOC)

437 Tranny peanut ManM with no peanut in it

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 08:55 PM (CYnTg)

438 430 Wait, wut? Did I see a NOOD without an actual NOOD? Isn't that a barrel infraction?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 08:53 PM (+ldAm)

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The even rarer UNDER-NOOD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 08:56 PM (6Xyqy)

439 425 Was the Golden Age of Journalism-ism-ism 50 years ago? The 1970s gave us 3 channels and talking heads who have mostly proven to be serial liars like the rest.

The 1960s? Vietnam coverage was honest journalisming?

When Duranty flew cover for Stalin because Soviet omelets require 50 M broken Ukranian eggs starved to death and eating their own children?

Wilson creating the Office of Wartime Information and staffing it with Bernays who bullied and threatened anyone critical of the Wilson agenda?
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 20, 2022 08:49 PM (Zl0qV)


Fact: freedom of the press is a political freedom. Journalists are, and have ever been, political actors. Any of them who assert otherwise are liars.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 20, 2022 08:56 PM (8C7+r)

440 437 Tranny peanut ManM with no peanut in it

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 08:55 PM (CYnTg)

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Heh. Well played, steevy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 08:56 PM (6Xyqy)

441 I submit that nothing has changed in Journalism and only your perspective of the existing reality has changed.

I understand what you are trying to say, and agree except... there has been a change. As of around 2004, the legacy media decided to stop pretending to be objective and even handed.

As of around 2008, they decided to stop reporting on anything no matter how juicy or awesome a story, if that helped their political foes or hurt their political allies.

As of 2017 they simply announced that they are against the president and will attack and oppose him as a matter of opinion and political divisiveness, rather than reporting news. It was on the front page of the New York Times: "things are so bad, we're just abandoning reporting entirely to be an advocacy rage."

These are very real changes. Did they always do this stuff behind the scenes, subtly? Yes. They were always political, but tried to keep it under wraps and would go after a story even if it hurt them and their politics. That's entirely gone now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 08:56 PM (KZzsI)

442 Apparently, it is an undernood.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 20, 2022 08:55 PM


Why would Ace do this to us? Many good comments will end up shelved.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2022 08:57 PM (a3Q+t)

443 Perhaps even worse, journalists have abandoned all pretense or attempt to be professional in their jobs. They're terrible at it. Sloppy, lazy, incompetent, and they aren't even trying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 08:57 PM (KZzsI)

444 which thread has precedence?

Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8)

445 435 Moshe Dayan was a badass.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 20, 2022 08:54 PM (KAi1n)

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Raid on Entebbe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 08:58 PM (6Xyqy)

446 426 Remember back in the day when men were angels, and never did bad things?

I submit that nothing has changed in Journalism and only your perspective of the existing reality has changed.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 20, 2022 08:51 PM (Zl0qV)

There's a huge difference between "At least SOME people were doing their jobs back then" (my coarse read of history) and "men were angels and never did bad things" (your coarse read of my statement)

I mean, I get your point and kind of agree to an extent, i was definitely broad-brushing, but don't strawman me like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 08:58 PM (6FeV1)

447 Taking a second look at Jeff Zucker reveals the second media company he ran into the ground: NBC. That guy is irredeemable.

Posted by: CppThis at January 20, 2022 08:58 PM (UewuT)

448 Shocked to hear about redc1c4. Such a sad week.

Posted by: gp at January 20, 2022 09:01 PM (qpX6U)

449 Another point... I still don't think of "50 years ago" as the 70's... so my bad.

I meant more like the earlier half of the century, pre WWII.

Journalism was definitely fucked in a more holistic fashion from then on, as opposed to having merely isolated pockets of up-fuck'ed-ness.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:02 PM (6FeV1)

450 Mars sure is trying really hard to earn a C++ embargo. I don't give a damn about their stupid cartoon characters, but if they're going to make me care than I'm going to make my wallet care about something else.

Posted by: CppThis at January 20, 2022 09:04 PM (UewuT)

451 This is the wee-wee'd up thread (mostly my fault, I'd say)

Downstairs is the fun thread.

Maybe ace should split the blog down the middle, have one column be the piss and vinegar, and the other be the puppies and bundt recipes.

Nah. Too much work.

(Especially if you crossed the streams. Nobody wants sour piss and puppy cake.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:05 PM (6FeV1)

452 Crenshaw has the eye of the tiger.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Just remember there is no eye in team.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2022 09:07 PM (uvufr)

453 Would a trans M and M be a W and W?

Or an E and 3? No, that would be ortho, not trans.

Fukkit. I'm making a bundt cake.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:08 PM (6FeV1)

454 Great, gay M&Ms. They come in your mouth, not in your hands. Fuck these people to hell.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2022 09:08 PM (uvufr)

455 to be fair, that 1619 project bitch got a pulitzer, why shouldn't jonah get one too?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 20, 2022 09:09 PM (Obsrs)

456 sour piss and puppy cake
Posted by: Warai-otoko 

Sounds like a song by Strawberry Alarm Clock

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2022 09:09 PM (uvufr)

457 454 Great, gay M&Ms. They come in your mouth, not in your hands. Fuck these people to hell.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2022 09:08 PM (uvufr)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 09:10 PM (6Xyqy)

458 But if you want to bag on him for his physical disabilities and service, you've lost me. There's not a lot of guys walking around who graduated BUD/S, have two Purple Hearts, Two Bronze Stars with V devices and and NCM with a V device and almost gave his life in AFG due to an VBIED. YMMV
Posted by: Marcus T


I don't think that's the case. People just latch onto the easiest insult. It's human nature. Not justifying any denigration of any service member, but, we, yes, you and me, are easily lead to shitting on someone's most identifiable feature when we try to DQ someone.

In short, fuck off, fag.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2022 09:10 PM (zWpOF)

459 You remember when all the Usual Traitors screamed about Putin holding "kompromat" over President Trump's head?

That was a black lie. of course--but very true of the Bidens. Many hostile foreign governments have blackmail on the Biden Crime Family, such as China, Russia and the FBI.

a.) Because Russia and China have dirty pictures of the Bidens as well as bribery receipts, Biden will do nothing. That's how real kompromat works, Col. Vindman.

b.) The only real chance of war is if Xi orders his employee Biden to fight Chin--and lose.

c.) That said, Russia and China don't really want to expose Biden. They really like having a sock-puppet in the White House.

Whatever these countries do or don't do in Ukraine or Taiwan, Perv. Biden is a non-factor.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 20, 2022 09:12 PM (Ndje9)

460 Taking a second look at Jeff Zucker reveals the second media company he ran into the ground: NBC. That guy is irredeemable.

Posted by: CppThis

Fuck him. All he gets is a high five for the Griffin schlonging on his way into the Vermeer.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2022 09:12 PM (uvufr)

461 45 Crenshaw better start looking for bit parts in B Pirate Movies. Butt Pirate movies.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 06:53 PM (GYllL)

Broke back pirate?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at January 20, 2022 09:15 PM (hlxe7)

462 Whatever these countries do or don't do in Ukraine or Taiwan, Perv. Biden is a non-factor.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 20, 2022 09:12 PM (Ndje9)

It's like the geopolitical equivalent of pinball.... score as many points as you can amongst the madness and noise and flashing without tilting the table.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:15 PM (6FeV1)

463 Remember all the important new terms we learned under Trump? Emoluments, kompromat, collusion, etc?

What important terms have the media been teaching us for the last year? Or did that stop?

Posted by: Robert Reich at January 20, 2022 09:16 PM (/9mpK)

464 Off elven sock

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 09:17 PM (/9mpK)

465 It's like the geopolitical equivalent of pinball.... score as many points as you can amongst the madness and noise and flashing without tilting the table.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:15 PM

I like that analogy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2022 09:17 PM (4odx6)

466 A man who can't restrain himself from groping a child on stage at a public event has ZERO chance of resisting professional honeypot scenarios set up by our adversaries.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 20, 2022 09:18 PM (Ndje9)

467 What important terms have the media been teaching us for the last year? Or did that stop?
Posted by: Robert Reich at January 20, 2022 09:16 PM (/9mpK)

"funflation"
"overdelivered"
"trumnimmumlpirzzzurrrre"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:18 PM (6FeV1)

468 Xi and Putin will be eliminated by their compatriots if they fail to press the advantage presented to them by Biden.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2022 09:18 PM (EZebt)

469 409 Who gives a flying fuck about Crenshaw's eyeball? "Ohhhh, precious warrior Gave His All Defending Our Country"

"Would I, Would I!!!"

"Peg Leg, Peg Leg!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 09:19 PM (evAgx)

470 Impromptu MoMe Alert

Any other members of the horde stuck in the Denver Airport because of fog?

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 09:20 PM (Fplxh)

471 Some of these political writers remind me of a story my shitty English teacher made me read.

The Sin Eaters.


Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 20, 2022 09:21 PM (VJydT)

472 A man who can't restrain himself from groping a child on stage at a public event has ZERO chance of resisting professional honeypot scenarios set up by our adversaries.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives

Almost feel bad for the honeypots getting their assignments - heads, Eric Fartswell, tails, Shouty Shitpants

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 20, 2022 09:21 PM (uvufr)

473 "No, you didn't use your single vote for Biden. You instead used your influence to generate thousands and thousands of votes for Biden."

This is a very, very important point.

For the longest time, you had journalists flaunt their neutrality by saying that they didn't vote in elections, which made them immune to influence and partiality. This is a huge lie. I would gladly give up my vote if I can use my medium to influence thousands of others to vote the way I want them to.

Oh, and we let them get away with this dodge for DECADES.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 09:23 PM (iO6Lx)

474 Until I read, it appeared Crenshaw had acquired a second beard there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 20, 2022 09:23 PM (nMx88)

475 That was AWESOME.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 20, 2022 08:27 PM (OssQ4)

X2.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 09:23 PM (SH2Zi)

476 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 20, 2022 09:18 PM (Ndje9)

Oh, grandpa Joe, don't tickle me there!

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 20, 2022 09:23 PM (Spr0s)

477 Now a LEFT ball--THAT'S sacrifice!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 20, 2022 09:24 PM (Ndje9)

478 Which thread is the "one"???

I'm getting whiplash going back and forth...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2022 09:26 PM (BgMrQ)

479 We must rally around fellow GOPer Dan Crenshaw.

Bad actors like ace are #whywealwayslose.

A failure to support him is basically giving the country to the communists.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2022 09:27 PM (7F9te)

480 479 We must rally around fellow GOPer Dan Crenshaw.

Bad actors like ace are #whywealwayslose.

A failure to support him is basically giving the country to the communists.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2022 09:27 PM (7F9te)

Yeah, yeah, sure... but what's your donation match, huh, bub?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:28 PM (6FeV1)

481 Moose found trapped in Colorado basement

Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 09:30 PM (geLO8)

482 Narrr, the eye patch don't fool me. He's a swabby.

Posted by: Orange Beard at January 20, 2022 09:31 PM (9sjiB)

483 https://tinyurl.com/ycknjsmp

there's a picture of a moose in some guy's basement

Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 09:33 PM (geLO8)

484 483 https://tinyurl.com/ycknjsmp

there's a picture of a moose in some guy's basement
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 09:33 PM (geLO

Yeah, fuck that guy.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at January 20, 2022 09:33 PM (6FeV1)

485 All the men candy will identify as girl candy.

Brandon will sniff them out.

Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2022 09:35 PM (Y274z)

486 That moose is lucky he didn't fall into some redneck's basement, because he'd be in a freezer by now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 09:36 PM (llON8)

487 We must rally around fellow GOPer Dan Crenshaw.

Bad actors like ace are #whywealwayslose.

A failure to support him is basically giving the country to the communists.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 20, 2022 09:27 PM (7F9te)

We must endeavor to vote harderer, Patriot.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 09:38 PM (SH2Zi)

488 I am disappoint.

Posted by: The This Is Not Who We Are Society at January 20, 2022 09:39 PM (KFhLj)

489 That moose is lucky he didn't fall into some redneck's basement, because he'd be in a freezer by now.

Unspoken in the article was the news that the zMoose was a participant in the filet and release program.

Moose habitat indeed

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 09:39 PM (Fplxh)

490 ZMoose? Und squirrel! Ja Ja

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 09:40 PM (Fplxh)

491 Moose found trapped in Colorado basement
Posted by: DB at January 20, 2022 09:30 PM (geLO


Moose found what trapped in a Colorado basement?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 20, 2022 09:41 PM (P4LRL)

492 whoinhell noze which thread is wtf, anyway ?

g'night, everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 20, 2022 09:41 PM (9CuDT)

493 Next big question, is chewing gum a pasta?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 20, 2022 09:42 PM (ZZK0E)

494 I'm not trapped in this basement with you, you're trapped in this basement with me.

Posted by: Bullwinkle at January 20, 2022 09:42 PM (KFhLj)

495 Not Red.

Loved you too buddy, and you will be missed.

I am so tired.

Posted by: sven at January 20, 2022 09:43 PM (Lzpvj)

496 Breckenridge, come for the skiing and stay for the moose.

Posted by: Infidel * RIP OM at January 20, 2022 09:43 PM (qpolg)

497 Not Red.

Loved you too buddy, and you will be missed.

I am so tired.
Posted by: sven at January 20, 2022 09:43 PM (Lzpvj)

Iron gramma will show up soon to tell us to buck up cause this too will pass. I agree with you Sven.

But buck up. This too will pass.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 09:47 PM (Fplxh)

498 F@$&ng autocorrrect.

Iron Grampa.

And he's right. And our best days are ahead.

Gonnado a little house cleaning first.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 20, 2022 09:48 PM (Fplxh)

499 Guy on tucker called the Republicans the placebo party. That is just perfect.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 20, 2022 09:49 PM (7cRTM)

500 Moose in basement: that's nothing. Man in Maryland was found dead in house with 124 snakes.

Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2022 09:49 PM (6lKe4)

501 with respect to the tragedies our community has suffered recently, this is a powerful Billy Strings lament on death. Words by Charles Wesley, music from the Sacred Harp (1844)

a capella performance, very haunting. (may have been posted before but worth a repeat)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTlH8fUwoW8

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 09:49 PM (evAgx)

502 Moose in basement: that's nothing. Man in Maryland was found dead in house with 124 snakes.
Posted by: Iris at January 20, 2022 09:49 PM (6lKe4)




That movie scared me as a child.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 20, 2022 09:50 PM (yQpMk)

503 Interesting that nobody is following the undernood. The undercafe is like dropping bad news on the Friday afternoon of a 3 day weekend.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 09:50 PM (F4b8f)

504
National Review reported on Hockey Stick climate scientist Michael Mann's false claim of a Nobel Peace Prize.

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/ michael-manns-false-nobel-claim-charles-c-w-cooke/

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 20, 2022 09:52 PM (2iDSr)

505 Maryland Family finds dead human in house, details at 11

Posted by: Snake News Network at January 20, 2022 09:52 PM (6FeV1)

506 Listening to Trump on Hannity a couple of things...

1. I can't believe he was ever the President.

2. I can't believe he was one of the greatest Presidents we've ever had.

3. I can't believe he's still not the President.

4. I believe he will be President again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2022 09:52 PM (slpTd)

507 more bad news?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 20, 2022 09:53 PM (ZZK0E)

508 4. I believe he will be President again.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2022 09:52 PM (slpTd)

The Once and Future President?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 09:53 PM (evAgx)

509 insta has a schlicter tidbit about how youngkin is actually doing things, unlike noted cvck Larry Hogan.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 20, 2022 09:54 PM (ZZK0E)

510 Interesting that nobody is following the undernood. The undercafe is like dropping bad news on the Friday afternoon of a 3 day weekend.


==


I did. It's kinda like here. But over there.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 09:56 PM (V13WU)

511 M&Ms that self-identify as Necco Wafers?

Posted by: mindful webworker - I Am PayDay at January 20, 2022 09:58 PM (1OfVS)

512
noood

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 09:59 PM (3cHMA)

513 4. I believe he will be President again.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2022 09:52 PM (slpTd)

I'm going to go out on a giant girthy limb and say Trump 2.0 will be disappointing.

I want entire departments shuttered. I want seven-eigths of the Congress imprisoned. I want the Supreme Court cleared and rebooted with all new justices. I want official White House Stationary sent to Moscow, Beijing and Brussels with verbiage that would make a Zaporozhian Cossack blush. I want every television, print, and internet "news" organization that has ever disseminated a provable slander dismembered so thoroughly there's nothing left of them but a few dumpsters worth of cash and a strong breeze, and their former members barred on pain of exile from ever practicing journalism again.

Trump 2.0 will probably be awesome. But it is axiomatic that I will be disappointed. So i'm ready for it this time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:59 PM (6FeV1)

514 Trump 2.0 will probably be awesome. But it is axiomatic that I will be disappointed. So i'm ready for it this time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:59 PM (6FeV1)

it grieves people if I say this, but Trump really wasn't very good at the job. He was great at trolling the libs, but not so good at the actual job. Still, if he's President again I will greatly enjoy watching all the progs committing Hari Kari in the streets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:01 PM (evAgx)

515 it grieves people if I say this, but Trump really wasn't very good at the job. He was great at trolling the libs, but not so good at the actual job. Still, if he's President again I will greatly enjoy watching all the progs committing Hari Kari in the streets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:01 PM (evAgx)

It doesn't grieve me, I kind of agree. It's more harsh criticism than dumping on the guy. He naively thought he could just be the CEO of America and shit would start falling into line, and the hostile cretins wrecking the country would all just peel off from the dynamic atmo pressure as the Trump Rocket hurtled out into space. Trump never has had to deal with the typical borg-mind hostile takeover kind of shit that typical corporations and government agencies are infested with, so he didn't have the sort of CYA instincts to sniff out and deal with internal threats, and to insinuate a network of snitches and saboteurs of his own into the system before he really tried to do anything.

We don't resemble imperial rome so much as imperial china these days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 10:08 PM (6FeV1)

516 "funflation"
"overdelivered"
"trumnimmumlpirzzzurrrre"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 09:18 PM (6FeV1)

LOL

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 10:23 PM (/9mpK)

517 2004 makes sense. I was still thinking MSNBC and Chris Matthews were pretty even...but then I started noticing.

They hated W.

Then I had to find something else to watch. And I found Ace...

Posted by: sassy at January 20, 2022 10:28 PM (xSICi)

518 See Daily Mail. There are the two female m&M's holding hands, happy to be away from the others together.

Posted by: Alana at January 21, 2022 01:06 AM (7iVzU)

519 it grieves people if I say this, but Trump really wasn't very good at the job. He was great at trolling the libs, but not so good at the actual job. Still, if he's President again I will greatly enjoy watching all the progs committing Hari Kari in the streets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2022 10:01 PM (evAgx)

Trump had one major disadvantage: he didn't have a group around him he could trust and put in different places throughout the Executive Branch. And this I think was his downfall.

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