Joey Fishsticks "Press" Conference (With Zero Pressing), Part Two

We're spending endless minutes on Russia.

This is all to the good of Brandon -- he'd much rather talk in Bullshit Tough-Guy Tones about Russia than his disasters at home. Pivoting to Foreign Policy -- even though he's failing on Foreign Policy, too -- is tactically beneficial for him, because it's the domestic policy failures that are killing him.

Allowing a "president" to talk about foreign policy at least makes him sound "presidential" -- which this flailing, failing incompetent desperately needs right now.

This is all planned by the media. They're deliberately avoiding his gaping, gushing wounds to pick at his scratches.

There have been zero questions -- Z E R O -- about Brandon being warned by liberal Democrat economists and analysts like Larry Summers that Brandon's trillions in stimulus would cause inflation. Brandon ignored this warning and when inflation first started to show up, he denied inflation and claimed it was "transitory" and cited unnamed "experts" who said it was transitory.

Brandon chuckled proudly as he boasted that he'd gotten the biggest spending bill ever through Congress. Zero follow-ups about the costs -- in terms of inflation and real wage reduction -- for his "achievement."

Zero questions on his biggest liability. Forty minutes on something which, while yes, another Brandon failure, people just don't care about.


Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming, in a Jedi Mind Trick Whisper, that "Five Republican Senators" keep telling him that they want to vote with him but they're afraid, due to the Trumpenfuhrer (who he does not name), that they'd be primaried out of office.

Alas, on this point, I can pretty much believe him!

Joey Fishsticks thinks it's amazing that someone out of office would continue to have a hold on his party -- despite the fact that Obama essentially runs his administration.

Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming that the majority of his problems are caused by "Republican candidate" (unnamed) who won't say that Brandon won the election and so is undermining all the good things he's doing. He's really claiming this.

As Methos narrates:

Biden is blaming Trump. "One man out of office is controlling the entire party because people are afraid of primaries. I have people tell me they agree with me, but are worried about being primaried. This has to change. How did we get to the point where not a single Republican will agree on a major issue?"

Boy this really bothers him. I can't believe that just short of one half of all legal votes were cast for this asshole.

Look, fat -- I missed this. Earlier, Joey Fishsticks said that a "minor incursion" by Russia into Ukraine would be no big deal and that the US would permit it.

But Trump's a Russian Agent, pass it on.

Gayballz zero-T cant-babbler and Biden Voter has the sadz:

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OMG. He spoke so casually about Russians killing Ukrainians.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Shut up, Trump is a Russian Agent.


LOOK, FAT: THE ANGRY SENILE YELLER IS HERE!!! HE'S ANGRILY SHOUTING AS HE DENIES THAT HE COMPARED THOSE OPPOSED TO HIS VOTING TAKEOVER BILL TO BULL CONNOR AND GEROGE WALLACE!!!


Look, fat, he's claiming that he pressed the Chinese for transparency on the coronavirus origin, but he can't explain how it was that none of his press office seemed aware that he'd done it (and did not report that he'd pressed the Chinese on this).

James Rosen brings up the elephant in the room: 49% of the public disagrees with the statement that Joey Fishsticks is "mentally fit."

Brandon says that he'll leave that to people to decide, then says he has no idea how people came to doubt his "cognitive fitness" (as Rosen put it).

Literally no other questions on this, one of the most salient and obvious questions.

Look, fat, Can you think of any other president who's done as much in one year?

Brandon's really claiming this.


Look, fat: "I don't believe the polls." Joey Fishsticks announces that he agrees with Sarah Palin -- "polls are made for strippers" -- and blows off question about winning back moderates and independents who disapprove of his performance.

He has said repeatedly he's not changing anything.

Look, fat: The GOP is much more obstructive now than it was under Barack Obama. They were much more interested in working with us then.

That's not what Obama or Brandon were claiming at the time.

Now Brandon is claiming that Republicans have no position on anything -- including... taxes.

Pretty sure they have a position on that. I think he might be referring to Republicans not being in favor of the Tax Cut for the Rich the Democrats are now keen to pass, specifically, undoing Trump's cap of the SALT tax deduction, which only shelters high income taxpayers from blue cities in blue states.


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1 Part Deux!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (dNqv+)

2 Look I'm not saying I would change President Biden's diaper if he asked, but I'm also not saying I wouldn't

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (ESjRY)

3 Its all the Republican's fault. This is some Unity speech

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (Irn0L)

4 He's still mumbling ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (TdaKq)

5 I'm really looking forward to Never Trump endorsing Biden again in 2024 because Trump/DeSantis are just too dangerous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

6 1063 Wallace or Connor?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY
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Let's ask Hrothgar!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

7 Q: You ran on uniting people and bringing people together, but you talk about your opponents in bad terms and compare them to George Wallace. What do you say about that, and do you think we're more unified?
A: I didn't call them George Wallace or Bull Connor, I just said that we're at a historical inflection point. I drew a comparison, but in terms of congruent events. McConnell did a great job attacking me over that, but it isn't really what I said.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DU+/6)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DU+/6)

8 I didn't mean what I said!

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (gY8Ir)

9 I don't know what The Meat Puppets handlers thought they were going to accomplish with this press conference but so far it's been an unmitigated disaster.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (6RXlE)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (arJlL)

11 Thank you for watching this sh*t show so I don't have to.

Posted by: Iris at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DibdT)

12 6 1063 Wallace or Connor?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY

More divisiveness, Gromit!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (II3Gr)

13 He is whispering again.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ufFY8)

14 Look at his eyes. My God.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

15 Look, fat, Joey Fishsticks is claiming, in a Jedi Mind Trick Whisper, that "Five Republican Senators" keep telling him that they want to vote with him but they're afraid, due to the Trumpenfuhrer (who he does not name), that they'd be primaried out of office.

Alas, on this point, I can pretty much believe him!

============

It's almost like getting the wrong people to do the right thing is possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (LvTSG)

16 Just the Tip Diplomacy.

Clarifications tomorrow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (4fSQf)

17 I didn't say you were George Wallace or Bull Connor, I just said you're politically aligned with them if you don't vote for my takeover of elections.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (x980n)

18 Its like I was totally wrong about the last election or something.

Next thing you'll tell me is the Pizza guy that was at my house when I went home early one day wasn't just giving my wife extra sausage on her pizza!

Posted by: Baseball Cuck at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ESjRY)

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Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ep0Q7)

20 Has he given a date as to when the dark and full of doom winter is actually going to kick off? Only 10 weeks left.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (DB16e)

21 Thank you for watching this sh*t show so I don't have to.
Posted by: Iris at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DibdT)


Ditto.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (Ez6QX)

22 7 A: I didn't call them George Wallace or Bull Connor, I just said that we're at a historical inflection point. I drew a comparison, but in terms of congruent events. McConnell did a great job attacking me over that, but it isn't really what I said.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DU+/6)

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"I didn't compare them to George Wallace. I compared them to George Wallace."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (LvTSG)

23 Slack commentators?

Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (asXVI)

24 Half the things I said, I never said 'em. He's channeling Yogi Berra.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (PQ4Fz)

25 ramble ramble ramble

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (Irn0L)

26 we are NOT a democracy, DIPSHIT.

We are a Constitutional Republic, you dog-faced pony solider dead brain.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ufFY8)

27 Jill is trying to figure out how much WH China will fit in a suitcase.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ptqGC)

28 We're at inflection point where if we don't all fall in lockstep with what Biden wants it'll be the death of democracy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (II3Gr)

29 I certainly feel great about my democrat neighbors

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (gY8Ir)

30 ||"I didn't compare them to George Wallace. I compared them to George Wallace."

"I didn't compare them to George Wallace the racist! I compared them to George Wallace, the hilarious black comedian!"

Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (asXVI)

31 I'm confused now...

Can we bring police dogs and fire hoses to the polls or not?

Posted by: jwest at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (/BlEx)

32 5 I'm really looking forward to Never Trump endorsing Biden again in 2024 because Trump/DeSantis are just too dangerous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

Of course. Their own vanity is the most important consideration.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (dNqv+)

33 Did he really say something about being a Constitutional Law Professor just like his friend Barry, the first black president, and btw he got 8 billion more votes from black people than the first black president?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (/6kZi)

34 There have been zero questions -- Z E R O -- about Brandon being warned by liberal Democrat economists and analysts like Larry Summers that Brandon's trillions in stimulus would cause inflation.

yeah, well, he headed that off by assuring us that 17 nobel prize winning economists say his plan is the way to go. his n-dimensional checkers stymied the press on the subject.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (oY6Yp)

35 Look at it this way. He has authority to use nuclear weapons. Be happy we're not glowing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (UuD2k)

36 Biden: The country, based on some of what we've accomplished, the country is more unified than it was. We need more unity, though. Unless we can reach consensus, we cannot sustain democracy. So this is the real test, whether or not my counterpart in China is right when he says we can't make decisions fast enough. We're going through a historical inflection point where things are changing regardless of policy. The world is changing in big ways, and we're going to see more change in the next ten years than in the last fifty years. Because of technology and events and the new nature of things. Can we keep up with it? Can we maintain democratic institutions? Can we generate democratic consensus? It's going to be hard, and it requires leadership, and I'm not giving up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (DU+/6)

37 Why would anyone ever read a word by that idiot "baseballwhatever"?

Yes, a question correctly raised with respect to 99.8% of everyone who is cited here. Country is dumbed down beyond recognition.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (OTzUX)

38 So Begala's BS was a litmus test, but they really didn't want to wait for the results.

It's not me. It's you. I've been here. Working, man!

Come on, buncha Bull Connors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (4fSQf)

39 81 million.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (F4b8f)

40 God bless you all for being able to watch this. I lack the fortitude.

Posted by: Revenant at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (NJXJJ)

41 Sorry to mention this again, however, I see now that they are setting up to call the next election illegitimate if they don't pass Joe's voting legislation. An election which the R's should run away with.

They are so effing predictable.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (bwgSw)

42 "His counterpart in China"

Did you catch that?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (ufFY8)

43 Thank you for watching this sh*t show so I don't have to.
Posted by: Iris at January 19, 2022 05:07 PM (DibdT)
........

Ditto. I'm sure the highlight reel will be enough.

Posted by: wth - looking at Tater at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

44 OMG he's bringing up Afghanistan!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

45 Not George Wallace the Democrat, George Wallace the Republican!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (/6kZi)

46 Half of what I say is meaningless
But I say it just to reach you, 'Merica

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (FVME7)

47 Q: Mr. President, is the country more unified than when you took office?

A: Yada, yada, yada, technology, transition, yada, yada, yada, leadership. Uh, is that enough BS to make a lot of people forget what your question was?

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (AMIL/)

48 I'm going to rage stroke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

49 12 6 1063 Wallace or Connor?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY

More divisiveness, Gromit!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:08 PM (II3Gr)

I'm givin her all she's got Cap'n. If I push this country- in the condition she's in- she'll blow apart!

Posted by: Scotty, down in the engine room at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (dNqv+)

50 Sorry to mention this again, however, I see now that they are setting up to call the next election illegitimate

*

That's not an insurrection though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (/6kZi)

51 Well he's whispered so far in this presser, let's see if he yells at clouds as well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (6RXlE)

52 5G/Afghanistan/COVID...

lol, what a combination.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (ufFY8)

53 41 Sorry to mention this again, however, I see now that they are setting up to call the next election illegitimate if they don't pass Joe's voting legislation. An election which the R's should run away with.

They are so effing predictable.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (bwgSw)

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It's almost like they're dishonest hacks in search of unadulterated power.

I hope more people realize this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (LvTSG)

54 So, Winter of Death or Springtime for Putin?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (yQpMk)

55 For my next economic proposal we are going to bring million dollar bills and give them to any person that does not identify as a Republican.

I've been assured by every economist in the world that this will lower inflation.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

56 Raise your hand if you like butterscotch pudding!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (6liew)

57 Shout out to John Lewis!! Stand up Johnny!!

Posted by: President Joey Biden, Ice Cream at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (4NvZD)

58 Slack commentators?

Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (asXVI)

You know who you are. Ace has a lot of problems with you people.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (SH2Zi)

59 He's actually more coherent than I expected. Not sure how he's managing that.

This oughta make the LIV Biden voters feel better.

Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (6RgRK)

60 ..silenceDoosey.com...

Posted by: Redenzo at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (E7vND)

61 Traitorous lyin POS who represents his Party's values extraordinarily well.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (TfXZW)

62 That's a fuckin lie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (Irn0L)

63 Mr. President, is the country more unified than when you took office?


It will be when I send all those racists to the concentration camps!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

64 And he is blaming PDT again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (Irn0L)

65 Q: Americans are worried about government competence, with 5G and COVID and other factors. What have you done to improve perceptions, and are you satisfied with your government's competence?
A: Afghanistan (note: I didn't hear A-stan in the question, but could have missed it) was expensive and unification wasn't going to happen. It is not susceptible to unity. So we drew down. There were problems. There was no way to get out easily, regardless of when or how we did it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (DU+/6)

66 This fucking guy is a real Mensa candidate.

What a scumbag.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ufFY8)

67 Why Joe no like the big meat? He be jealous of The Paolo?

Posted by: The Paolo at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (5aWFq)

68 I don't know, every time he spews out some cornpone idiomatic expression, I want to throw a brick at my telescreen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (6RXlE)

69 It never was about getting out, it was the way it was done dumbass

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (gY8Ir)

70 They are so effing predictable.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (bwgSw)

Hey, it worked from the from Nov 2020 til now, why the hell not?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (dNqv+)

71 Trump is the reason for the fail in Afghanistan

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (NpAcC)

72 Sad part is, his polls will get a boost. Some people just need to hear directly from him that it's still all Trump's fault and they'll get right back on lunchbucket Joe's bandwagon.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (fs1hN)

73 It never was about getting out, it was the way it was done dumbass
Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (gY8Ir)


Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (Irn0L)

74 I WILL BEAT BIG MEAT!

Especially if you give me a few minutes with Ashley in the shower.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

75 Joe you prick, how much were the thirteen lives you were responsible for losing worth? Billions a month?

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (AMIL/)

76 He makes no apologies for Afghanistan! He's sorry about the men and women "who got blown up."

Evil, evil bastard!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

77 China is right when he says we can't make decisions fast enough.

Laying the groundwork for "Our form of government is outdated and is too slow to keep up with the rapidly changing world. We must shift more power to the executive and use congress in more of an oversight/ advisory role"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (F4b8f)

78 71 Trump is the reason for the fail in Afghanistan
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (NpAcC)

He didn't actually have the nerve to say that did he ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (TdaKq)

79 Wallace or Connor?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ufFY


Sundowner is probably thinking of Wallace and Grommit

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (FJYfm)

80 I can't solve all the problems.

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (vd8XM)

81 I think the objective here is to project strength. After all, Americans liked that when Trump did it.

Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (6RgRK)

82 44 OMG he's bringing up Afghanistan!!!!

most successful airlift in history!

Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (sGtp+)

83 Tolly-bahn?

Did I hear correctly?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (ufFY8)

84 The taliban are to blame for 5G? I thought it was PDT and the gay guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Irn0L)

85 It's almost funny how inflation is really simple, but Leftists will do the most complex, ridiculous contortions to avoid understanding that.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (PQ4Fz)

86 He could fall down, roll on the floor and speak in tongues and the press would cite it as proof of his divinity.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Xo3T0)

87 Ukraine is like 30th on the list of things anyone in America cares about. But I guess it "high stakes" and would make for a pretty suspenseful Sorkin "West Wing" episode, so the press HAS to talk about it to exclusion of all else.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (dYe5S)

88 5 Repub Senators wanting to vote with him? I'd bet that number is at least double, and that we here could name them. And if the Dems were such backstabbing bastards they would have already cut a deal to keep their seats safe, but they know that alligator would eat them next election while laughing at the Repub for being stupid.

Posted by: Bete at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Ojki1)

89 Tomorrow would be a good day for a minor incursion.

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (4fSQf)

90 Well he's whispered so far in this presser, let's see if he yells at clouds as well.

Belt status:

[X] Has an onion.
[ ] Lacks an onion.

Posted by: Pffft at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (ZsR3z)

91 You can crush my spirit, but you can't beat my meat!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (F4b8f)

92 Biden: We don't deal with 5G. We have two private enterprises, the carriers and the airlines, that have government regulation. I have pushed as hard as I can to have the 5G rollouts held up so the airlines could catch up.

Unreal. BOTH SIDES ARE A REGULATORY PROBLEM! This *is* on the government, dickbag.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (DU+/6)

93 83 Tolly-bahn?

Did I hear correctly?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (ufFY

Come mister tally-bahn
Tally me banana

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (II3Gr)

94 From the previous thread:

So, if they cut Russia off SWIFT, how does the EU pay for its oil and Natural Gas?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 04:38 PM (oHd/0)


Well, I understand there's this thing called Bitcoin...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (taEBS)

95 He's bragging about his epic fails.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

96 74 I WILL BEAT BIG MEAT!


Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

That's my job.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ufFY8)

97 Hey Brandon, you really fucked up the withdrawal, didn't you?

Well, Journalist, being in Afghanistan was bad and we had to leave.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (x980n)

98 The "minor incursion" thing is basically Biden offering Putin the old "just the tip" compromise.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (dYe5S)

99 This is one of those "Trump or biden" tests you give to random assholes on the street.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (zWpOF)

100 The Russian military could blast Kiev to smithereens with artillery. A war with Russia would devastate Europe, and the only alternative is for the neocons to do a humiliating climbdown. Which will obviously never happen.

Posted by: trev006 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (/ZugI)

101 Ukraine is like 30th on the list of things anyone in America cares about.

Take a map of Europe without any national boundaries shown.

Point to where Ukraine is. Ask people what country that is. 99% will say "Russia".

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)

102 Fear: that while Schumer is publicly trying to convert Manchin and Sinema, what he's really doing is working behind the scenes to get Mitt and one other to commit the ultimate betrayal.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (PQ4Fz)

103 Baseball Dick got what he wanted, why the fuck is he worried?

Posted by: sven at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (Lzpvj)

104 OMG he's bringing up Afghanistan!!!!

most successful airlift in history!
Posted by: Jen Psaki

Fewer casualties than D Day!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (FVME7)

105 I hate that those senators can't vote with Joe because a huge majority of their state think it would be really stupid to do so.

Damn you, voters!

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (FJYfm)

106 Testing fuckups are not - I repeat, are NOT - a sign of incompetence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (DU+/6)

107 Has he mentioned Jan 6th ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (TdaKq)

108 33 Did he really say something about being a Constitutional Law Professor just like his friend Barry, the first black president, and btw he got 8 billion more votes from black people than the first black president?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:09 PM (/6kZi)

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Yeah about that, supposedly Trump increased his support among blacks.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (eMEkg)

109 OK, can't listen to this braindead fuckwad anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (II3Gr)

110 He's bragging about his epic fails.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ptqGC)



Well 33-40% of the electorate agree with him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (Irn0L)

111 5G looks like another biden fubar

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (gY8Ir)

112 101 Ukraine is like 30th on the list of things anyone in America cares about.

Take a map of Europe without any national boundaries shown.

Point to where Ukraine is. Ask people what country that is. 99% will say "Russia".
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)


Soon they'll be right.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (PQ4Fz)

113 I don't think AstraZeneca is making vaccines in the USA.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (2DdD8)

114 Tell me are his eyes solid black?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (eMEkg)

115 He PHYSICALLY went to Michigan!!!

My stars!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ufFY8)

116 It's almost funny how inflation is really simple, but Leftists will do the most complex, ridiculous contortions to avoid understanding that.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (PQ4Fz)
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Someone once observed that it is difficult to make a man understand something when his paycheck depends on not understanding it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (DnWKq)

117 105 I hate that those senators can't vote with Joe because a huge majority of their state think it would be really stupid to do so.

Damn you, voters!
Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (FJYfm)

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It's undemocratic that the voters of a particular state are holding their representatives to follow the will of those that elected them.

Really, it's undemocratic. It's very republican, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (LvTSG)

118 I really wish he'd let out the world's loudest wet fart.

And then say, "Did you guys hear that??"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ptqGC)

119 He didn't actually have the nerve to say that did he ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (TdaKq)
******
He implied that his hands were tied because of Trump's Afghanistan withdrawal deadline.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (NpAcC)

120 The walkbacks from the junta tomorrow are going to be insane. I bet they start tonight.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (iDcra)

121 Tell me are his eyes solid black?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (eMEkg)


The Devil

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (Irn0L)

122 I forget, but is getting into a war one of the tools that can be used to reduce inflation?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (fs1hN)

123 106 Testing fuckups are not - I repeat, are NOT - a sign of incompetence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (DU+/6)


In Biden world, incompetence is not a sign of incompetence.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (PQ4Fz)

124 He just yelled.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (ufFY8)

125 Putin just needs a little lebensraum.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (F4b8f)

126 He's not doing much worse than would a potted plant, so he has that going for him.

Posted by: Dantes at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (fVKtH)

127 Biden: Nobody has ever organized a strategic operation as big as the vaccine push and we're providing the know-how to do that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (DU+/6)

128 it's just one incoherent ramble after another?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (Irn0L)

129 FML

Posted by: Jen Pasaki at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (4fSQf)

130 Milton Friedman understood what caused inflation, so that means that Joe Biden rejects the explanation Friedman offered.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (LvTSG)

131 98 The "minor incursion" thing is basically Biden offering Putin the old "just the tip" compromise.

pretty certain the russian word for sudetenland is something like yugozapadzemlya.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (oY6Yp)

132 Sorry to mention this again, however, I see now that they are setting up to call the next election illegitimate
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The Red Wave is gonna be big and beautiful until the Republican'ts assume power and remind their voters they are feckless collaborating self-dealing parasitic slime merchants who are good at running their suckmotors for eight weeks before an election, insulting their voters, feigning helplessness, staying quiet while Democrats sandfuck the country, Hearing Theater... and very little else.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (ep0Q7)

133 Did those California schoolchildren ever make it out of Afghanistan?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (yQpMk)

134 Joey did it ALL!

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (+ya+t)

135 This guy is a pip.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (6RXlE)

136 100 The Russian military could blast Kiev to smithereens with artillery. A war with Russia would devastate Europe, and the only alternative is for the neocons to do a humiliating climbdown. Which will obviously never happen.
Posted by: trev006 at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (/ZugI)

They will just say, even if all of europe was overrun, that it would have been worse if Trump was in power. People are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (dNqv+)

137 His staffers are off camera doing tequila shots. Or sniffing glue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

138 127 Biden: Nobody has ever organized a strategic operation as big as the vaccine push and we're providing the know-how to do that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (DU+/6)

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No credit to Trump, right?

Democrats will never turn on the vaccine. Ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (LvTSG)

139 He's getting hulk mad!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (BOJAx)

140 the only alternative is for the neocons to do a humiliating climbdown.

I'm willing to sacrifice as many of your children as it takes to keep my sweet grift going. For great justice.

Posted by: Some neocon at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ESjRY)

141 You had to send the guard into the hospitals bc you Fired so many unvaxed, asshole

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (gY8Ir)

142 He PHYSICALLY went to Michigan!!!

My stars!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ufFY

One does not simply walk into Michigan.

Posted by: Boromir at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (SH2Zi)

143 Wait, Biden promised vaccine producing machines to Astra Zennica?

Did that happen?

Why does the government have vaccine producing machines? Or did they take them from someone?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (x980n)

144 "Jill is trying to figure out how much WH China will fit in a suitcase."
******
Ask Hillary.

Posted by: Cosda at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (j093G)

145 137 His staffers are off camera doing tequila shots. Or sniffing glue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

Probably celebrating because he didn't do a face plant

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (TdaKq)

146 The pinnacle of a private home life is trying to figure out how to get three squares a day on the kitchen table.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (6liew)

147 Shut up, Trump is a Russian Agent.
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He just threw us off the track by not doing anything at all for Russia for 4 years!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (XHhHI)

148 Afghanistan dead, 5G towers, I physically provided the very machines making Pfizer vaccines, shots in arms, three squares on the table, trajectory of the country, eh, how many more other random, unconnected stuff can I string together? Anyway, what's the difference? I'm satisfied with the job I've done.

Frickin' loser.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (AMIL/)

149 89 Tomorrow would be a good day for a minor incursion.
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (4fSQf)

Russia has been negotiating to keep the breakaway Republics intact, and keep Ukraine out of the EU and NATO.

Ukraine and some in DC, want Ukraine to take back the breakaway Provinces, that Russia has supported.

If Ukraine attacks those provinces, Russia will move against Ukraine, and it will now be a 'minor incursion'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (oHd/0)

150 We need to know what drugs this weirdo is on.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (zWpOF)

151 Putin just needs a little lebensraum.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (F4b8f)



He'll be satisfied with the Sudetenland.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

152 You ARE nuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (ufFY8)

153 Shouldn't he be resting up, getting off the drugs? He's got the State of the Onion on March 1st.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (CTJwJ)

154 He's about to yell....

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (6RXlE)

155 Biden: What is the trajectory of the country? Is it moving in the right direction or not? I don't see how we can say it's not. I understand the concerns on inflation and COVID. If I had told you I was going to create 6 million jobs or get unemployment down to 3%, you would have said I'm nuts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (DU+/6)

156 Joey did it ALL!
Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (+ya+t)
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All to him we owe.

Posted by: The Press at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (XHhHI)

157 74 I WILL BEAT BIG MEAT!


Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

That's my job.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke
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Easy there little girl.

Posted by: Jeffy Toobin at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (iDcra)

158 Gotta admit, if I'm gonna he lied to, I like it in a whisper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (4fSQf)

159 It's almost funny how inflation is really simple, but Leftists will do the most complex, ridiculous contortions to avoid understanding that.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (PQ4Fz)

They understand it just fine. Everything they say and do is just running the clock while they stick it in behind the scenes.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (ep0Q7)

160 out of the WH?

He is never there to begin with

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (Irn0L)

161 Sorry to mention this again, however, I see now that they are setting up to call the next election illegitimate if they don't pass Joe's voting legislation. An election which the R's should run away with.

They are so effing predictable.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (bwgSw)

They call every election illegitimate that they don't win, and always have.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

162 This is a time when Trump should give a formal near simultaneous response- via conservative media-- to Stinkfinger's fantasy
' press conference'.
The ball licking Communists asking Retardo 'questions'....... truly the old Soviets are howling with envy watching this..

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (Ti3y2)

163 Trajectory of the country? Ha ha ha idiot

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (gY8Ir)

164 "after we sit here for more than an hour..."


LOL

Critical crises out of the way?

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (ufFY8)

165 Look fat, I put war on the map back in 2001.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (V13WU)

166 He just threw us off the track by not doing anything at all for Russia for 4 years!
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (XHhHI)

Yeah, Killing those Russians in the Middle East? All just a trick to help his cover!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (oHd/0)

167 I've decided to start an NGO: Ukrainian Bellydancer Rescue. If you're a big-tittied Ukrainian hottie who likes to dance in skimpy outfits, and you don't want to end up with some vodka-soaked Russian soldier pulling up outside your apartment, call UBR today! We'll get you out of the country and set you up in the US in special accommodations inside my spacious lovenaseum.

Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (wmDcS)

168 What I wrote in 155 isn't an exact quote, but it's close. And it is a perfect opposition campaign soundbite. No one could have hoped for a better clip to use against this fucker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (DU+/6)

169 As someone said to Barack Obama, someone out there is screwing up?

Great story, puddin-brain Joe. Glad you told it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (x980n)

170 I'm afraid of this creep interfacing with the public.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (AsEYt)

171 155 Biden: What is the trajectory of the country? Is it moving in the right direction or not? I don't see how we can say it's not. I understand the concerns on inflation and COVID. If I had told you I was going to create 6 million jobs or get unemployment down to 3%, you would have said I'm nuts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (DU+/6)

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If you had told me that you would slow the rate of job growth and explode the number of people who just stopped looking for work, I would have believed you, Joe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (LvTSG)

172 Putin just needs a little lebensraum.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:16 PM (F4b8f)

I know some good websites.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (ep0Q7)

173 Just as an aside, I _was_ in the Louisiana Oil and Gas industry.

_Was_.

They spent the last thirty-eight years fighting us, the last fifteen successfully destroying us, and turning the Western World into something that has to shovel money at Putin to stay alive. But now that the invasion/calculus exam is going to start tomorrow morning, they're going to start doing the fifteen years of homework they haven't been doing tonight?

These farging bastidges need to suffer greatly for the way they've pretended to care.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (taEBS)

174 this has been a total waste of an hour

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Irn0L)

175 One does not simply walk into Michigan.
Posted by: Boromir

shutup. dad loves you best.

Posted by: Faromir at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (IJES/)

176 I'm willing to sacrifice as many of your children as it takes to keep my sweet grift going. For great justice.
Posted by: Some neocon at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (ESjRY)
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Make your time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (DnWKq)

177 Neville Chamberpot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

178 157 74 I WILL BEAT BIG MEAT!


Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

That's my job.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (ufFY8)

179 Oh please be involved

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Irn0L)

180 Yessss!
Moor Joe Town Halls, please!!

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (DB16e)

181 Biden is up 12-14 hours a day?

Challenge.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (2DdD8)

182 One does not simply walk into Michigan.
Posted by: Boromir at January 19, 2022 05:17 PM (SH2Zi)
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Not without an earflap hat!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (XHhHI)

183 Jack Posobiec has this from White House staffer - State Dept official lines and back-channels with Ukraine completely flooded, what a f**ing mess.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (xPl2J)

184 Fear: that while Schumer is publicly trying to convert Manchin and Sinema, what he's really doing is working behind the scenes to get Mitt and one other to commit the ultimate betrayal.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:14 PM (PQ4Fz)

Exactly. But I don't think he's going to find any takers. Joe is (literally) a lame duck and I don't even think Romney or Murkow would take the bait.
Besides, Sinema and Manchin give them cover NOT to go along with Joe.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (mR6Gs)

185 Presidental historians for input?

Wut?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (ufFY8)

186 Why call out mitt romeny? I mean even with his vote none of this garbage will still pass.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (bVYXr)

187 Experts like editorial writers!

Holy F*cking F*ck.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (AMIL/)

188 DOOCE!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (9Afsw)

189 We need to start 5G so everyone can download (Chinese) Tik-Tok videos faster! The planes falling outta the sky will be "problematic" at first...

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (8LygD)

190 161 They call every election illegitimate that they don't win, and always have.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

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It should just be noted that they are doing this 10 months out.

This is a level of fucked that they can see from space.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (LvTSG)

191 He's getting mad.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (OssQ4)

192 So we drew down. There were problems. There was no way to get out easily, regardless of when or how we did it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:12 PM (DU+/6)

===

And, along the way we released over 1/3 million fully automatic assault rifles into the black market. Which of course is why we should disarm Americans.

Follow the logic, damn you!!! I'm trying to unify here!!

Posted by: jc at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (N1WXz)

193 Yeah look! I am going to do different things. First off, I am going to Delaware. Second, when i leave the WH I am going to go meet Americans and Professors. Last, I'm going to really get out there and campaign from my basement in Wilmington.

Posted by: Angry Old Man Shaking His Fist at The Sky at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (RsS0g)

194
183 Jack Posobiec has this from White House staffer - State Dept official lines and back-channels with Ukraine completely flooded, what a f**ing mess.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (xPl2J


Come on! It's just the tip.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (4fSQf)

195 Was that Doocy?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (zWpOF)

196 Dang, I hate that I live in third highest targeted area in the United States.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (r1z5A)

197 this has been a total waste of an hour

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Irn0L)

No, a year

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (xPl2J)

198 167 We'll get you out of the country and set you up in the US in special accommodations inside my spacious lovenaseum.

pretty certain you misspelled "lovenauseum".

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (oY6Yp)

199 Joe Biden claims to be working 12, 14 hours a day?

Larf.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (x980n)

200 This is a time when Trump should give a formal near simultaneous response- via conservative media-- to Stinkfinger's fantasy
' press conference'.
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Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (ep0Q7)

201 Another broad theme: Americans need better messaging, so Biden's going to concentrate on talking more.

Posted by: Emmie -- support your local Moron at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (6RgRK)

202 He could fall down, roll on the floor and speak in tongues and the press would cite it as proof of his divinity.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Xo3T0)


Well, two out of three ain't bad....

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (A2G/3)

203 Doocy!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (2DdD8)

204 Jack Posobiec has this from White House staffer - State Dept official lines and back-channels with Ukraine completely flooded, what a f**ing mess.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (xPl2J)

I like Jack and follow him on Twitter. But he is a drama queen who is not above hyping BS.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (mR6Gs)

205 Don't you just love the concept that it is a bad thing that political representatives are afraid to vote against what their voters want because they fear losing their jobs? What's wrong with this country anyway, says FJB...Don't the peons understand that we are meant to rule without questioning?

Posted by: azjaeger at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (JKIfY)

206 >>>Gotta admit, if I'm gonna he lied to, I like it in a whisper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (4fSQf)

You make me so wet.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (QYPq3)

207 "None of this makes a lot of sense to me."


LOL

For once, he said something true.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (ufFY8)

208 Ukraine is like 30th on the list of things anyone in America cares about. But I guess it "high stakes" and would make for a pretty suspenseful Sorkin "West Wing" episode, so the press HAS to talk about it to exclusion of all else.
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 19, 2022 05:13 PM (dYe5S)

They already tried to start a war there when Biden took office. The Ukes moved into the disputed area, and the US and Britain (ha) were moving ships into the Black Sea to back them up. But the Russians moved too quickly and we moved too slowly and the Turks refused to let warships pass. The Ukes are still sitting there in the disputed area to this day.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (eoQWY)

209 Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (wmDcS)

Call me a Racist, but I'd much rather have refugee Ukrainian Christians come to America, that Afghan Islamists.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (oHd/0)

210 I've decided to start an NGO: Ukrainian Bellydancer Rescue. If you're a big-tittied Ukrainian hottie who likes to dance in skimpy outfits, and you don't want to end up with some vodka-soaked Russian soldier pulling up outside your apartment, call UBR today! We'll get you out of the country and set you up in the US in special accommodations inside my spacious lovenaseum.

Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (wmDcS)

For the price of just one lap dance, you, too, can sponsor your very own big-tittied Ukrainian hottie.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (SH2Zi)

211 Weak question from Doocy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (6RXlE)

212 Tell me are his eyes solid black?

*

Like dog sh*t in three inches of snow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (/6kZi)

213 Says 1 he is going to get out and take more to public
2 bring academicians in to work on problems
3 get involved with mid term elections

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (2JoB8)

214 I thought Obama was responsible for Afghanistan?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (bwgSw)

215 I had no idea he physically went to Michigan.

He's got my vote.

Posted by: jwest at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (/BlEx)

216 Spending money is so not left wing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (AsEYt)

217
They understand it just fine. Everything they say and do is just running the clock while they stick it in behind the scenes.


Yep. Imagine someone that has broken into a bank vault, shoveling money into a bag, and when the police show up, he explains to them this is NOT stealing, and all economists agree this is the only way to stop people from stealing money. And the cops stepping back and having an argument as to how they'll persuade the bank robber that he's not right.

There is no difference between what President Biden is doing and embezzlement...and it should be treated as such.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (ESjRY)

218 Weak question from Doocy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (6RXlE)

Yes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (Irn0L)

219 The real risk is that the Russians will advance beyond whatever the Biden Admin secretly agreed to, which will force the WH to ramp up the response. Since Germany is apparently not going to permit supply flights through its airspace, the US and UK will have to go around, risking attack by Russian aircraft. The WH, trying to look tough, tries to push a Carrier into the Baltic, only to end up with a lot of dead sailors and a humiliating withdrawal.

Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (wmDcS)

220 211 Weak question from Doocy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (6RXlE)

Probably told what he could ask

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (TdaKq)

221 I've decided to start an NGO: Ukrainian Bellydancer Rescue. If you're a big-tittied Ukrainian hottie who likes to dance in skimpy outfits, and you don't want to end up with some vodka-soaked Russian soldier pulling up outside your apartment, call UBR today! We'll get you out of the country and set you up in the US in special accommodations inside my spacious lovenaseum.

Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (wmDcS)
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Ukrainian mail-order brides? Already been done. I remember a friend of mine who got a paper catalog back in the late 1990s.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (llXky)

222 Q: Why are you trying so hard in your first year to pull the country so far to the left?
A: I'm not. What does that mean? We're talking about COVID and infrastructure and things that reduce the burden on working-class people. I don't see how that's moving to the left. You guys tried to convince me I'm Bernie Sanders. I'm not. I'm not a socialist. I'm a mainstream Democrat. 48 of the 50 Democrats supported me on virtually everything I've asked.

Again, a campaign writer couldn't ever hope to get a better sound bite.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (DU+/6)

223 Weak question from Doocy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Super weak.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (OssQ4)

224 Weak question from Doocy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (6RXlE)
---
He would rather be called on.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (XHhHI)

225 >>>211 Weak question from Doocy.

damp squib, but he might have had to get his question pre-cleared by Jen Psaki. they do that.

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (0G13K)

226 Jack Posobiec has this from White House staffer - State Dept official lines and back-channels with Ukraine completely flooded, what a f**ing mess.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 19, 2022 05:19 PM (xPl2J)

I like Jack and follow him on Twitter. But he is a drama queen who is not above hyping BS.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (mR6Gs)

Seems unlikely, we have been telling the Ukrainians they are betrayed for months and months now, and nothing Biden said could be a shock.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (eoQWY)

227 This is some neuro-stem cell regeneration.

He is the Billion Dollar Man.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (zWpOF)

228 198 167 We'll get you out of the country and set you up in the US in special accommodations inside my spacious lovenaseum.

pretty certain you misspelled "lovenauseum".
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (oY6Yp)

Better than the other guy's Sodonaseum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (dNqv+)

229 211 Weak question from Doocy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (6RXlE)

He's not that great. Better than the beginning of the year, but still not great.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (2DdD8)

230 a "minor incursion" by Russia into Ukraine would be no big deal and that the US would permit it.

******

A girl I dated in college told me basically the same thing.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (m45I2)

231 "I'm not saying it will be legit"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (ufFY8)

232 Imagine if those (Trump's) attempts to say the count isn't legit or we need to discard votes happens in 2022. The risks of it being illegitimate is directly related to not getting these reforms passed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (DU+/6)

233 OLD YELLER HAS APPEARED!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (6RXlE)

234 OOOH the angry man is back

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (Irn0L)

235 Now he's getting angry. So civil.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (9Afsw)

236 He's really mad at this reporter!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

237 Damn it! Off sock!

For the price of just one lap dance, you, too, can sponsor your very own big-tittied Ukrainian hottie.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (SH2Zi)


*Plays Sarah McLachlan*
https://youtu.be/9TCP6DkO-F0

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (wmDcS)

238 Biden says 99% of packages are delivered. His seals clap; so great.

The USPS delivers 173 million pieces of 1st class mail each and every day.
1% is 1,730,000 pieces that don't get delivered.

I really hate how mathematically ignorant this country is.

Posted by: Well at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (/V0Q7)

239 2022 elections are going to be illegitimate. Just so you know, all you Trumpists.

Posted by: Angry Old Man Shaking His Fist at The Sky at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (RsS0g)

240 I want the names of the expert social media influencers he's consulting on imports and exports and logistics.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (6liew)

241 "Here's the thing, Jack.."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

242 The WH, trying to look tough, tries to push a Carrier into the Baltic, only to end up with a lot of dead sailors and a humiliating withdrawal.
Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (wmDcS)

The Baltic bathtub is nowhere near the Ukraine.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (eoQWY)

243 222 48 of the 50 Democrats supported me on virtually everything I've asked.

Again, a campaign writer couldn't ever hope to get a better sound bite.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (DU+/6)

===========

"Fuck you, Joe."
-Mark Kelly

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (LvTSG)

244 OOh he's pissed and slurring.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (AsEYt)

245 The WH, trying to look tough, tries to push a Carrier into the Baltic, only to end up with a lot of dead sailors and a humiliating withdrawal.

Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (wmDcS)
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Carriers can't get into the Baltic. Denmark built bridges to Sweden that don't give them enough clearance.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (llXky)

246 >>>Was that Doocy?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (zWpOF)

=======

If it was, is that the best question he can come up?

Posted by: Turn Two at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (CoAjq)

247 damp squib, but he might have had to get his question pre-cleared by Jen Psaki. they do that.
Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (0G13K)
++++
It was. Biden's answer is campaign fodder, though. That was a terrible answer that will hurt Democrats.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (DU+/6)

248 Creepy Grandpa is getting angry.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ZLI7S)

249 The deaf signer's facial expressions are hilarious

OH SHIT HE'S GEtTING ANGRY!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

250 OOOH YEAH THEY ANGRY SENILE YELLER IS HERE!!!

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (0G13K)

251 Joe Biden claims to be working 12, 14 hours a day?

Larf.
Posted by: bonhomme


When you're told that 8hrs a day, you believe.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (r1z5A)

252 He sounds angry...Good day gentlemen!

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (8LygD)

253 He's gonna snap.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (OssQ4)

254 He is getting angry now!


And babbling!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ufFY8)

255 Biden being a shouty dick to the reporter who asked about Bull Connor again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (DU+/6)

256 China is right when he says we can't make decisions fast enough.


Like the tech bros say: FAIL FASTER

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (786Ro)

257 Eh, weak effort from Doocy.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (x980n)

258 it's you damned deplorables that say i'm moving the country to the left.

look fat! read what i said

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (IJES/)

259 "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (2DdD8)

260 Gah, he's scary mad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ptqGC)

261 Now he's on record that he believes 2022 elections could be illegitimate.

Paging Psaki for cleanup on Aisle Doofus!

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (AMIL/)

262 Uh-oh... Angry Joe is here!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (/4P8i)

263 This press conference is a disaster so far.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (6RXlE)

264 I tell you good day, sir.
Good day!

Posted by: Willy Wonka at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (ufFY8)

265 Call me a Racist, but I'd much rather have refugee Ukrainian Christians come to America, that Afghan Islamists.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (oHd/0)

Hell yeah

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (mR6Gs)

266 OOOH YEAH THEY ANGRY SENILE YELLER IS HERE!!!

**

Push up challenge!!! Do the push up challenge!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (/6kZi)

267 257 Eh, weak effort from Doocy.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (x980n)

But he got the angry Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (TdaKq)

268 C'mon press, gang up on him!

LOLOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (ufFY8)

269 238 Biden says 99% of packages are delivered. His seals clap; so great.

The USPS delivers 173 million pieces of 1st class mail each and every day.
1% is 1,730,000 pieces that don't get delivered.

I really hate how mathematically ignorant this country is.
Posted by: Well at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (/V0Q7)

And almost all of that delivered stuff is junk shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (dNqv+)

270 another 20 minutes...

Posted by: Theodore at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (GJnvT)

271 I'm beginning to think adrenochrome is real.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:24 PM (zWpOF)

272 "Look fat, are you stupid or what?!"

He's yelling. They're gonna have to get him off soon.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (CoAjq)

273 All residents of Illinois will be involuntarily entered into vaccine database if HB4244 gets passed on January 19.

https://tinyurl.com/mr375ppk

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (+ya+t)

274 Fucks given about Russia: zero point zero.

This isnt 1983 peeps.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (04JfY)

275 This press conference is a disaster so far.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Isn't it wonderful?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (OssQ4)

276 20 more minutes of this? I don't think I'm up for it. It's getting repetitive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (DU+/6)

277 Weak question from Doocy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Super weak.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM


Got a $20 that says that was all he was allowed to ask or his access would have been cut off.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (bVYXr)

278 "I'm gonna go another twenty minutes.."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ufFY8)

279 He's going all Jack LaLaine -- "I can go for another HOUR!!!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

280 240 I want the names of the expert social media influencers he's consulting on imports and exports and logistics.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (6liew)

Hasan Piker and Amouranth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (dNqv+)

281 Someone bring him a seven year old to help him calm down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (/6kZi)

282 Damn. You all who are watching Prezzy Broke Brain have strong tolerance levels. Well done.

I'm watching racing (Tulsa Chili Bowl). If you're into small, quick, open wheel cars flying around an indoor 1/5 of a mile track, you'll be entertained too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (sAmhv)

283 WHOOOOOHHHH!

Now that's a question Doocey should have asked.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (6RXlE)

284
https://youtu.be/9TCP6DkO-F0

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (wmDcS)


Dirty girl...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (n+4am)

285 Here comes Angry Joe. Someone needs a nappy and crystal meth.

Posted by: BigBigLove at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (2/DW0)

286 Ukraine is like 30th on the list of things anyone in America cares about.

That's because we don't get any of the graft, it's not how we set our families up for life.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (pbStR)

287 My fellow Americans, I clearly campaigned that in my first year I was going to suck WAY worse than I have.

You're welcome.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (XHhHI)

288 20 more minutes;cutting into the "early bird" special time...

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (8LygD)

289 HA! When he gets mad, he's such a JERK. Nasty old man, he is. Bet they pull him off now.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (cRbt7)

290 I really wish he'd end one of these with "Go Fuck Yourself San Diego".

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ep0Q7)

291 Yeah thought to you get to ask 1 question and he dodged it easy? Weak

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (2JoB8)

292 278 "I'm gonna go another twenty minutes.."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ufFY

He thinks he's hitting it out of the park

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (TdaKq)

293 269 And almost all of that delivered stuff is junk shit.

and treadmills.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (v3pYe)

294 I'm kind of an old man myself, but honestly, is there anything more humorously pathetic than an old man yelling? What are you going to do, Grandpa? Take a swing at me?

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (FJYfm)

295 Joe Biden reiterates that elections without his reforms have a high possibility of being illegitimate.

Hmm, the 2020 election didn't have those reforms.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (x980n)

296 I thought you worked 14 hours a day, jerk

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (gY8Ir)

297 This doesn't make him mad? He didn't answer about his son.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (AsEYt)

298 Oooh. A Hunter Biden question. This could be a rough 20 minutes.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (2DdD8)

299 I've decided to start an NGO: Ukrainian Bellydancer Rescue. If you're a big-tittied Ukrainian hottie who likes to dance in skimpy outfits, and you don't want to end up with some vodka-soaked Russian soldier pulling up outside your apartment, call UBR today! We'll get you out of the country and set you up in the US in special accommodations inside my spacious lovenaseum.

Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:18 PM (wmDcS)

The Big Guy gets 10%

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (6eRlp)

300 He's yelling. They're gonna have to get him off soon.
Posted by: Turn Two

Phrasing?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (OssQ4)

301 A girl I dated in college told me basically the same thing.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (m45I2)

---
Metaphor?

Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (asXVI)

302 *whispers* surprisingly, the market is in the shitter again.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (njVMJ)

303 This is a time when Trump should give a formal near simultaneous response- via conservative media-- to Stinkfinger's fantasy
' press conference'.
---------

Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake.
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (ep0Q7)

If there's ever a time you score more on a thoroughly beaten man this is it.
We don't want only victory.
We want victims.
And Trump is finally in the mood to kil( figuratively) those who are destroying his beloved USA.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (Zm0VD)

304 Eh, weak effort from Doocy

He's on their team. But not allowed to shower with the "big boys" yet.

Soon.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (BFigT)

305 He thinks he's hitting it out of the park
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (TdaKq)

Yes, he does.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (ufFY8)

306 Doocy had to read the question he was assigned.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (F4b8f)

307 279 He's going all Jack LaLaine -- "I can go for another HOUR!!!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

Didn't Jack Lalaine have a heart attack and die while exercising? Or am I mixing him up with Jim Fix?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (dNqv+)

308 These questions are definitely off script.

Especially the question about Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (6RXlE)

309 He's yelling. They're gonna have to get him off soon.
Posted by: Turn Two

Time to beat big meat

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (mR6Gs)

310 Let's see if he blows of this foreigner.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (ufFY8)

311 As President I get to make up shit anytime I want. So, that's what I'm doing right now.

Posted by: Angry Old Man Shaking His Fist at The Sky at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (RsS0g)

312 Angry Joe doesn't like the characterization of his Bull Connor re-statement that the reporter almost quoted verbatim.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (x980n)

313 Carriers can't get into the Baltic. Denmark built bridges to Sweden that don't give them enough clearance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (llXky)
-----------
I can see it at the Oresund and the Little Belt, but the Great Belt?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (DnWKq)

314 Damn, James Rosen with Newsmax...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

315 If I understand the logic, 5 Republicans voting against the wishes of their constituents is democracy?

But 50 Republicans voting for what their constituents want is?

Posted by: Well at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (/V0Q7)

316 He thinks he's hitting it out of the park
--
Yes, he does.

*

He is!
- MSM

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (/6kZi)

317 279 He's going all Jack LaLaine -- "I can go for another HOUR!!!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

"uh...on second thought, twenty minutes."

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (2DdD8)

318 Enter...MENTAL FITNESS.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (9Afsw)

319 Newsmax. Ugh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (2DdD8)

320 Didn't Jack Lalaine have a heart attack and die while exercising? Or am I mixing him up with Jim Fix?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (dNqv+)

Fixx

LaLaine died in bed in his '90's

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (mR6Gs)

321 They won't allow Newsmax in again

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

322 All this clusterfuck is missing is some hot mike insults and an involuntary shart.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (6liew)

323 He's yelling. They're gonna have to get him off soon.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 19, 2022 05:25 PM (CoAjq)

Send in the prepubescent children.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (SH2Zi)

324 Uh oh!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

325 I'm dying at this question

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (AsEYt)

326 LOL mentally fit...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (ufFY8)

327 The WH, trying to look tough, tries to push a Carrier into the Baltic, only to end up with a lot of dead sailors and a humiliating withdrawal.

Posted by: Dem Congresscritters
===

Then china invades Taiwan. This is going to be a huge screwing of the pooch.... but it will be Trump's fault.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (iDcra)

328 307 Didn't Jack Lalaine have a heart attack and die while exercising? Or am I mixing him up with Jim Fix?

perhaps. but euell gibbons died of natural causes.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (v3pYe)

329 Rosen questioning Joe's cognitive fitness. Joe blows it off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

330 3 get involved with mid term elections
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (2JoB



It.Moved.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

331 And "I have no idea" is not the right way to answer a question about your mental fitness.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (9Afsw)

332 Q: 49% of registered voters disagree with the statement "Joe Biden is mentally fit." Not even Dems strongly affirm that statement. My question is why do you suppose so many people have come to have such profound concerns abotu your cognitive fitness.
A: I have no idea. Next question.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (DU+/6)

333 He is getting angry now!

Has an artery burst and filled his eyeball yet? Then he's merely annoyed.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (l0Lgi)

334 Why does the American public have concerns about your cognitive impairment.?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (AsEYt)

335 I'VE NO IDEA.


!!!!!

Perfect.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (ufFY8)

336 This is the greatest presidential speech since Harrison's inaugural address

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (F4b8f)

337 Wow at the Newsmax exchange! Wowwowwowwow!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (OssQ4)

338 WHAT!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (6RXlE)

339 Rosen went there. Impressive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

340 228 198 167 We'll get you out of the country and set you up in the US in special accommodations inside my spacious lovenaseum.

pretty certain you misspelled "lovenauseum".
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:20 PM (oY6Yp)

Better than the other guy's Sodonaseum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (dNqv+)



Luvliner...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (ZSK0i)

341 Q: Is it possible to unify the country?
A: We have to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (DU+/6)

342 James Rosen kicking the ball through the uprights. Biden responds, finally, with the truth.

"I have no idea"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (RsS0g)

343 >>Ukraine is like 30th on the list of things anyone in America cares about.


Seriously, doesn't even make the list.
Since when have we supposed to care about Ukraine? Only since the people who have been laundering aid money through it (Soros, McCain, Biden) decided they could use it to #GetTrump.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (URNdm)

344 331 And "I have no idea" is not the right way to answer a question about your mental fitness.


What?!?! No it's PERFECT!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (j9HX3)

345 Mr. President, how is your mental fitness?

I have no idea. Next question!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (/6kZi)

346 I have a good bwain!!!

Posted by: Pwesident Biden at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (5aWFq)

347 301 A girl I dated in college told me basically the same thing.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (m45I2)

---
Metaphor?
Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (asXVI)

Met a four? Naw, she was at least a 6!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (oHd/0)

348 Don't ridicule the idea of pubescent girls, they worked for me.

Posted by: Gandhi at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (AWaLo)

349 328 307 Didn't Jack Lalaine have a heart attack and die while exercising? Or am I mixing him up with Jim Fix?

perhaps. but euell gibbons died of natural causes.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (v3pYe)

Yes. Grape Nuts in the bloodstream would tend to cause death.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (2DdD8)

350 This guy is delusional and his handlers must be getting out the Sand Man Sims hook right about now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (6RXlE)

351 Oh my goodness. He's gonna cry after this is over.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (cRbt7)

352 As Methos narrates:

Uh, I appreciate the shout out, but the part you've quoted is entirely Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at comment 875.

I was responding by pointing out how this demonstrates the Democrats' unfamiliarity with the idea of representative government.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (kOpft)

353 Is he serious? Does he really think he's accomplished a lot?

He might be even further gone than I thought.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)

354 Look, fat, president Kamala and I have the best approval numbers of any president, ever !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (V13WU)

355 I can see it at the Oresund and the Little Belt, but the Great Belt?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (DnWKq)
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The carriers are very very tall. That's the issue.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)

356 Joe asks a reporter if any president has done as much as he has in one year.

Reporter throws the question back at him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

357 His arms are folded strangely.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (AsEYt)

358 Q: 49% of registered voters disagree with the statement "Joe Biden is mentally fit." Not even Dems strongly affirm that statement. My question is why do you suppose so many people have come to have such profound concerns abotu your cognitive fitness.
A: I have no idea. Next question.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (DU+/6)
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That's actually a competent dodge.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (XHhHI)

359 A girl I dated in college told me basically the same thing.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:22 PM (m45I2)

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Metaphor?

Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (asXVI)

Sounds RISKy.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (SH2Zi)

360 LOL

"Can you think of ANY other President that have done more in one year."


OMG I'm dying here.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ufFY8)

361 once. in twelve fooking months. a single jurnalist asked a hard question. trump got shit hammered at him 24x7x365

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (IJES/)

362 At a certain point, we will be too close to the election for any reform to apply.

Lol. Jk. Dem reforms can pass the day before and still apply.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (F4b8f)

363
The WH, trying to look tough, tries to push a Carrier into the Baltic, only to end up with a lot of dead sailors and a humiliating withdrawal.

Posted by: Dem Congresscritters at January 19, 2022 05:21 PM (wmDcS)
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Carriers can't get into the Baltic. Denmark built bridges to Sweden that don't give them enough clearance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:23 PM (llXky)

He meant the Black Sea. But we couldn't get carriers in there either. There's a treaty governing passage through the Bosporus which bans passage of aircraft carriers above a certain displacement (I think it's 10K tons). Not that the Turks would let us through anyway.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (n+4am)

364 This is going to define the press conference. Name any other President who has achieved more in his first year. Incredibly stupid. Disconnected.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (9Afsw)

365 Folded arms means he's retreating into his safespace in the mock oval office.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (6liew)

366 Let me ask a rhetorical question
No I won't

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (zySUW)

367 Didn't Jack Lalaine have a heart attack and die while exercising? Or am I mixing him up with Jim Fix?

Jim Fixx, the guy who started the whole jogging fitness health craze, died of a heart attack while jogging.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (l0Lgi)

368 360 LOL

"Can you think of ANY other President that have done more in one year."


More damage ? No

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (TdaKq)

369 This is the greatest presidential speech since Harrison's inaugural address
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (F4b8f)


Let's not be too hasty. We'll reevaluate in a month.

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (FJYfm)

370 337 Wow at the Newsmax exchange! Wowwowwowwow!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (OssQ4)

I was shocked at the question, and even moreso at the answer.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (2DdD8)

371 stick a fork in him

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (us2H3)

372 > Wow at the Newsmax exchange! Wowwowwowwow!

Amazing. It's a genuine concern and Biden gave it no time.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (x980n)

373 353 Is he serious? Does he really think he's accomplished a lot?


Joetato has destroyed this country more than any other President did in a single year.

That has to count for SOMETHING!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (j9HX3)

374 once. in twelve fooking months. a single jurnalist asked a hard question. trump got shit hammered at him 24x7x365
*

That was part of what I loved and admired about his presidency. He would answer any question, any time, because he believed what he was talking about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (/6kZi)

375 Oh you did alot

highest inflation ever
worst supply shortage ever
more covid deaths than ever
Chicoms and Ruskies on the march
Yada Yada Yada

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 05:30 PM (Irn0L)

376 340 Luvliner...

ich bin ein luvliner

Posted by: Things JFK Said at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (v3pYe)

377 The air is out of his balloon. He's feeling the beating.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (cRbt7)

378 Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (SH2Zi)

Teed up and knocked over the CF wall

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (ep0Q7)

379 @339

>>Rosen went there. Impressive.

The question before Rosen's questions was good as well, he asked about conflicts of interest between The Meat Puppet, Xi and Hunter.

He blew it off, but it was asked and at least made the meat puppet uncomfortable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (6RXlE)

380 285 Here comes Angry Joe. Someone needs a nappy and crystal meth.
Posted by: BigBigLove



Crystal Meth will interfere with his nap. How about heroin? Captain Jack will take him to his 'special island'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (sAmhv)

381 Even when trump didn't get a hard question, they got their titties twisted about what he probably would say. Or what some un named WH connected person says he said.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (F4b8f)

382 Dear Lord. This is exhausting and frightening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

383 The carriers are very very tall. That's the issue.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)
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I get that. I hadn't realized that they'd bridged the Great Belt. It's quite wide.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (DnWKq)

384 If this is a prelude to the SOTUA, look, I'm concerned this could get out of hand!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (6liew)

385 Ok, I stepped away to start cooking dinner. Did I miss something?

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (88xKn)

386 I wish someone would have asked him a question about our Southern border and the illegals coming over.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (NpAcC)

387 In fairness to Jim Fixx, he was genetically pre-disposed. The running probably didn't hurt. It probably didn't help as much as we'd like to believe, either.

Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (asXVI)

388 Look, fat -- I missed this. Earlier, Joey Fishsticks said that a "minor incursion" by Russia into Ukraine would be no big deal and that the US would permit it.

Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)

389 Is mush brain still talking? I had to go do some work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (Ez6QX)

390 >>Folded arms means he's retreating into his safespace in the mock oval office.


Gah, is he doing this from that fake stage at the old executive building?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (URNdm)

391 WTF? he is talking about a nuclear response to Russia.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (bVYXr)

392 Q: Is it possible to unify the country?

A: When we kill the 54% that disagree with communism it will be unified.

Posted by: Joe Brandon at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (iDcra)

393 Look fat, I've dome more in one year last month, than you jackanapes in a lifetime !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (V13WU)

394 Ooooh, three meetings and possibly a summit!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (x980n)

395 Is he serious? Does he really think he's accomplished a lot?

He might be even further gone than I thought.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ZLI7S)

As I often caution with the Left, what they say and what they think only very rarely match.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (ep0Q7)

396 363 He meant the Black Sea. But we couldn't get carriers in there either. There's a treaty governing passage through the Bosporus which bans passage of aircraft carriers above a certain displacement (I think it's 10K tons). Not that the Turks would let us through anyway.

this right here is why we need to build new aircraft carrying airships. bring back the akron and the macon!

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (v3pYe)

397 381 Even when trump didn't get a hard question, they got their titties twisted about what he probably would say. Or what some un named WH connected person says he said.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (F4b8f)

When W was president, I was on the edge of my seat listening to him answer questions. I'd never know when he'd flub an answer. I never, ever had those concerns with Trump. Never.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (2DdD8)

398 Internment camps this time next year. Say it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (OssQ4)

399 Jesus, he is on vaccinations.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (ufFY8)

400 What is it with bridge builders and their hate?

Posted by: Some Rat at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (r1z5A)

401 >"Can you think of ANY other President that have done more in one year."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ufFY

With the qualifier of "...to fuck up America", then no.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (XKgKh)

402 Or what some un named WH connected person says he said.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (F4b8f)

Or having two scoops of ice cream.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (SH2Zi)

403 Is he serious? Does he really think he's accomplished a lot?

It's not a lie if YOU believe it.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (/4P8i)

404 Newsmax showing some balls!

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (+ya+t)

405 LOOK, FAT: THE ANGRY SENILE YELLER IS HERE!!! HE'S ANGRILY SHOUTING AS HE DENIES THAT HE COMPARED THOSE OPPOSED TO HIS VOTING TAKEOVER BILL TO BULL CONNOR AND GEROGE WALLACE!!!

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The moment the brain drugs wore off; you could say the Press got into his kimono and discovered the real Brandon.

Posted by: LostInSpace at January 19, 2022 05:33 PM (ESLBo)

406 On balance, subjectively, Biden is doing well on this press conference. Not his content, or his wild assertions, or his periodic snapping, or his blatant lies, or his perfect set-ups for a fair number of opposition campaign ads - that stuff all is what it is.

But he's physically stable. He's not slurring as much as he usually does. He's not bobbing and weaving a lot. His balance is good. His words are clear as compared to his usual performance. His prep has clearly been good, and I suspect his drug regimen has been tweaked pretty dramatically.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (DU+/6)

407 Is he serious? Does he really think he's accomplished a lot?
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It's *Joe* *Biden*. So, yes.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (XHhHI)

408 385 Ok, I stepped away to start cooking dinner. Did I miss something?
Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (88xKn)

Not really, crazy stand in on a bad nazi star trek episode is still ranting at the sycophantic press corps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (dNqv+)

409 Holy shit, now he wants to vaccinate the entire world.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

410 This is the best press conference ever given!

Posted by: Don Lemonade at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (63Dwl)

411 man this is a ratings booster

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (us2H3)

412 I get that. I hadn't realized that they'd bridged the Great Belt. It's quite wide.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:31 PM (DnWKq)
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Yep, you can drive from Hamburg to Oslo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (llXky)

413 364 This is going to define the press conference. Name any other President who has achieved more in his first year. Incredibly stupid. Disconnected.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (9Afsw)


The People's Liberation Army could invade and control 90 percent of the US, and Joe would continue to claim he's a terrific President because of some best-ever stats from his first year in office.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (AMIL/)

414 Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.
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This sounds plausible to me. Certainly, tolerating a minor incursion isn't our stated policy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (sWM8x)

415 I don't believe the polls.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (ufFY8)

416 Are you saying this country has the virus under control?

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (gY8Ir)

417 The Paulo, he has nothing but the respect for the man who die doing what he love.

Posted by: Paulo at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (z9npv)

418 A girl I dated in college told me basically the same thing.
Posted by: Muldoon
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Metaphor?
Posted by: moviegique


******

Yeah. I met 'er a couple years aphor we started dating. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (m45I2)

419 But he's physically stable. He's not slurring as much as he usually does. He's not bobbing and weaving a lot. His balance is good. His words are clear as compared to his usual performance. His prep has clearly been good, and I suspect his drug regimen has been tweaked pretty dramatically.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (DU+/6)
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These are the lowest possible standards. They can still prop Joe Biden up on a horse (for now). That doesn't make him fit to lead.

Posted by: Revenant at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (NJXJJ)

420 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (DU+/6)

So, he's just the old Idiotic Plagiarizing Biden who is always wrong on the issues, vice the old idiotic plagiarizing Biden who is both weak, and wrong on all the issues.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (oHd/0)

421 Folded arms means he's retreating into his safespace in the mock oval office.

"I am Cornholio!" Have we gotten that pose yet?

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (ELgVT)

422 Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)

Of course he wasn't, only a fucking moron would publicly tell your enemy 'Go right ahead, Vlad- we'll roll over and show our ass as long as you only put just the tip in!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (dNqv+)

423 and I suspect his drug regimen has been tweaked pretty dramatically.

The key is whether he takes the rest of the week off after this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (I2/tG)

424 302 *whispers* surprisingly, the market is in the shitter again.
Posted by: Regular joe at January 19, 2022 05:26 PM (njVMJ)

Not everything, Precious metals up big.

Posted by: Clutch at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (9UmRs)

425 Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)
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Oh shit. I can believe that, and I wish I couldn't If this is the case, that's a catastrophic fuck-up so huge that it's almost unthinkable. That's the kind of strategic information leakage and fuck-up that causes or escalates wars. Real wars. Shooting wars.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (DU+/6)

426 The Return of Chunks.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (9Afsw)

427 I almost feel sorry for Jen Psaki and all the cleaning up she has to do after this.

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (786Ro)

428 Senator Joe never knew when to shut the fuck up.

Reboot. Load executive!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (6liew)

429 There will be a push to show an uptick in his polls after this. If they don't spread around enough money to accomplish that then that shows his handlers have completely abandoned him.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (lth0+)

430 He's doing this press conference because the most important part of his base (the media) are publicly questioning his fitness.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (AsEYt)

431 LOL

"Can you think of ANY other President that have done more in one year."


OMG I'm dying here.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (ufFY

President I Did That said that?

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (6eRlp)

432 These are the lowest possible standards. They can still prop Joe Biden up on a horse (for now). That doesn't make him fit to lead.
Posted by: Revenant at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (NJXJJ)
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Of course. I don't mean to imply that Biden is good, just that he is doing well for him. It's a low bar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (DU+/6)

433 Biden: I don't believe the polls.

Wow, that's a interesting insight into the man. Do you think any successful politician really ignores the polls? Does he believe no polls ever? Does he only disbelieve the polls when they reflect poorly on him?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (x980n)

434 These are the lowest possible standards.

"He seems life-like!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (ELgVT)

435 He says he is going another 20 minutes so still time to stroke out

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (2JoB8)

436 MORE CHUNKS!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (x980n)

437 Re: lowest possible standards.....
72 Sad part is, his polls will get a boost. Some people just need to hear directly from him that it's still all Trump's fault and they'll get right back on lunchbucket Joe's bandwagon.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (fs1hN)

438 Another Child care credit bullshit?

what was the other thing? housing?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (ufFY8)

439 Good question from Spanish dude.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (6RXlE)

440 President I Did That said that?
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (6eRlp)

Yes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (ufFY8)

441 Hey the media managed to convince the public FDR could walk...

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (CYnTg)

442
Are you saying this country has the virus under control?

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM


Give it another two weeks of being out of control and it will be under control. The math in a R=5 scenario is pretty solid.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (dQvv7)

443 409 Holy shit, now he wants to vaccinate the entire world.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

/sings
I want to Vax the whole world
With perfect harmony....
I want to hold them in my arms...
and smell their hair sweetllllllyyyy

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (oHd/0)

444 Hitler invading Poland was a minor incursion.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (88xKn)

445 428 Senator Joe never knew when to shut the fuck up.

Reboot. Load executive!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (6liew)

Paper Jam!

Posted by: Copier at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (dNqv+)

446 How about going to the freaking wall, Joe.?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (NpAcC)

447 Spent the bulk of his years in europe and elswhere getting graft, you fucker.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (ufFY8)

448 VP Joe spent the majority of his time in Yerp and South America?

I doubt it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (x980n)

449 Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:28 PM (URNdm)

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Lizzy, just curious and none of my business: are you the Ghost Gunner Lizzy up top who replied to Baseball Cuck's tweet?

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (XnWbE)

450 These are the lowest possible standards. They can still prop Joe Biden up on a horse (for now). That doesn't make him fit to lead.

Posted by: Revenant

Well, I am sure that Caligula's horse had a tough bar to beat when being appointed to the Roman Senate--after all, he had to vote Neigh in the Senate, had to have a good physical presence, etc., etc.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (dCGWj)

451 Never mind the actual question.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (OssQ4)

452 Yeah. I met 'er a couple years aphor we started dating. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:35 PM (m45I2)
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Just sayin', if a girl told me that a "minor incursion" would be "no big deal"...

Posted by: moviegique at January 19, 2022 05:38 PM (asXVI)

453 WHY WON'T WE JUST LET BIDEN BE GREAT?!

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (AD3JT)

454 439 Good question from Spanish dude.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (6RXlE)

He's no Jorge Ramos, that's for sure. An improvement.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (2DdD8)

455 322 All this clusterfuck is missing is some hot mike insults and an involuntary shart.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:27 PM (6liew)

===

Is the pope going to get to ask a question?

Posted by: jc at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (N1WXz)

456 Q: Is it possible to unify the country?

A: When we kill the 54% that disagree with communism it will be unified.
**

I'm not saying this lightly:

I love that people don't recognize - in large part because they were never taught by the real heroes, the teachers - that the 54% is a constant.

Jail and kill them, and they have to be replaced. And they will be. There will be another half of the population that has to be the enemy. That's how it works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (/6kZi)

457 Simple Joe is negotiating with coyotes now.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (6liew)

458 445 428 Senator Joe never knew when to shut the fuck up.

Reboot. Load executive!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (6liew)

Paper Jam!
Posted by: Copier at January 19, 2022 05:37 PM (dNqv+)


PC Load Letter?!? What the f*ck does that mean?

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (PQ4Fz)

459 Oh shit. I can believe that, and I wish I couldn't If this is the case, that's a catastrophic fuck-up so huge that it's almost unthinkable. That's the kind of strategic information leakage and fuck-up that causes or escalates wars. Real wars. Shooting wars.
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Yep. Yuge mistake. The media will ignore it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (sWM8x)

460 He is totally running out of gas. I guess the drugs are wearing off.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (bVYXr)

461 A couple people mentioned in the last thread that this fruitcake claimed he taught Constitutional law, apparently mixing himself up with Obama's own exaggerated claim about this.

Please, please tell me he'll start coming out in blackface with Dr Jill in a wookie costume. And claiming that his daughter Sasha died in the war.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (4odx6)

462 It's not pronounced Chil-A, Mr Foreign Policy Genius.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (ZLI7S)

463 There's probably a shortage of neurologists in DC because of the # reqd. for Brandon.

Posted by: DaveA at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (FhXTo)

464 >>Lizzy, just curious and none of my business: are you the Ghost Gunner Lizzy up top who replied to Baseball Cuck's tweet?

Nope, I'm not on twitter. But I like the cut of her jib, as ace has posted her snark before.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (URNdm)

465 how in the ever lov___ fuck does a coyote or some ce tral american ileagal have anything to do with an average citizen's oaying for gas? answer the question the spainiard asked!

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (IJES/)

466 Gas prices. Food prices. In south Texas.

That was the question. Remember?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (OssQ4)

467 Joe just proposed the Monroe doctrine..."progressive".

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (8LygD)

468 427 I almost feel sorry for Jen Psaki and all the cleaning up she has to do after this.
Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM

I don't. Let her eat that shit sandwich!

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (ftFVW)

469 Chicken is at 157F. Eight more degrees!

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (6eRlp)

470 Matt Taibbi, my favorite left-wing journalist:

Biden looks bad. During the campaign, when he was challenging strangers to pushup contests and doing sternum-pokes in crowds while nervous aides bit their lips, you could make the argument he was merely in steep mental decline, which was okay. Against Trump the standard of "technically alive" worked for a lot of voters. Biden now looks like a man deep into the peeing-on-houseplants stage, and every appearance is an adventure.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (I2/tG)

471 "Listen, fat, I'm too busy making war on the American public to worry about war in Ukraine!"

Posted by: Resident Biden at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (5pTK/)

472 the western hemisphere a deomcratic......

FUCK YOU JOE!

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (IJES/)

473 > PC Load Letter?!? What the f*ck does that mean?

Load the Paper Cartridge with letter sized (A4) paper.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (x980n)

474 Oh shit. I can believe that, and I wish I couldn't If this is the case, that's a catastrophic fuck-up so huge that it's almost unthinkable. That's the kind of strategic information leakage and fuck-up that causes or escalates wars. Real wars. Shooting wars.
----------
I know nothing about that kind of thing.

Posted by: April Glaspie at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (DnWKq)

475 Still no question about how his Administration plans to keep others like the known-to-the-Brits Muslim nutjob from entering the US and go free as a bird.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (AMIL/)

476 Again, another total fucking disaster for Sponge Brain.

The hook will come out in the next month. Bank it.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (GYllL)

477 Joe wandered away from the mic.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (x980n)

478 He's walking away from the podium with the mics now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (AsEYt)

479 He drifted off to the other side of the lectern

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (zWpOF)

480 PC Load Letter?!? What the f*ck does that mean?
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (PQ4Fz)

It is a printer error message. Means "Out of Paper in the Letter sized paper tray"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (eoQWY)

481 Holy shit, now he wants to vaccinate the entire world.

Those Vaccine-Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndromes don't just acquire themselves, you know! Oh, they'll sell a lot of drugs fighting those.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (AytXr)

482 Your norms, are they not restored?

Posted by: acethepug at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (pgqW6)

483 Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.


Joe has ALWAYS done this. When he said of Obama, "We finally have a clean, articulate NEGRO..."---that was something he heard in a meeting

Same thing with "Best fraud machine..."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (mR6Gs)

484 If we had to move a carrier into the Baltic, a bridge isn't going to stop us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (yQpMk)

485 Another Child care credit bullshit?

*

I'm excited to see his numbers come tax time when people who have been getting all of the free money realize that it was a loan / paycheck advance against their own taxes. That's going to be hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (/6kZi)

486 Jeez, all these suck-up questions. Shocker.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (9Afsw)

487 473 > PC Load Letter?!? What the f*ck does that mean?

Load the Paper Cartridge with letter sized (A4) paper.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (x980n)

Don't mention PC Load Letter again.

Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (ufFY8)

488 Jail and kill them, and they have to be replaced. And they will be. There will be another half of the population that has to be the enemy. That's how it works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (/6kZi)

This. Once you start murdering your opposition, even under the auspices of protection of the state, you continuously keep finding and generating more. This has happened over and over and over again.

It is a KEY, DEFINING characteristic of Communism.

Posted by: Copier at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (dNqv+)

489 Some should ask him about Bull Connor again

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (zySUW)

490 All that and a non answer?

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (2JoB8)

491 Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM


Finally! I'm no longer the worst mis-speaking diplomat!

Posted by: April Glaspie at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (EughT)

492 "what their agenda is now"

He doesn't know he is president.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (zWpOF)

493 480 PC Load Letter?!? What the f*ck does that mean?
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:39 PM (PQ4Fz)

It is a printer error message. Means "Out of Paper in the Letter sized paper tray"
Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (eoQWY)


And here I thought everyone had seen "Office Space."

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)

494 /off office space nemesis sock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (dNqv+)

495 Name any other President who has achieved more in his first year than Joe.

I believe this is a matter of missing punctuation. It should read:

Name any other President. He has achieved more in his first year than Joe.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (m45I2)

496 Sorry, meant to add to 482 -- that's what I give every Biden supporter. Most get angry, some just look ashamed, no one has made a serious argument -- what can they say? No mean tweets makes it worth it?

Posted by: acethepug at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (pgqW6)

497 The tax structure is on the table?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (x980n)

498 Load the Paper Cartridge with letter sized (A4) paper.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (x980n)
++++
Letter != A4. A4 is a slightly different size, and is a bit narrower and longer (in portrait orientation).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (DU+/6)

499 Gee I miss the Lindsay graham from the old days

Posted by: RetButch at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (gY8Ir)

500 Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)
++++
Oh shit. I can believe that, and I wish I couldn't If this is the case, that's a catastrophic fuck-up so huge that it's almost unthinkable. That's the kind of strategic information leakage and fuck-up that causes or escalates wars. Real wars. Shooting wars.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:36 PM (DU+/6)

Could we spend a little time examining the idea that the alleged President of the United States "overheard" the policy rather than set it?

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (kOpft)

501
The military disasters the Shitpants Administration is arranging with Russia and China will dwarf the Afghanistan disaster. There was no need for any of this, no national interest in play, other than the national interest of not flushing any more of our standing and credibility down the toilet.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (BK2mM)

502 >>. . .Against Trump the standard of "technically alive" worked for a lot of voters. Biden now looks like a man deep into the peeing-on-houseplants stage, and every appearance is an adventure.

A. Taibbi nails it
B. Own this trainwreck, voters who were OK with "technically alive" -- OWN ALL OF THIS DUMPSTER FIRE

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (URNdm)

503 Biden looks bad. During the campaign, when he was challenging strangers to pushup contests and doing sternum-pokes in crowds while nervous aides bit their lips, you could make the argument he was merely in steep mental decline, which was okay. Against Trump the standard of "technically alive" worked for a lot of voters. Biden now looks like a man deep into the peeing-on-houseplants stage, and every appearance is an adventure.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (I2/tG)

Yeah, well, "Through the Looking Glass" is all fun and games until the Red Queen hollers, "Off with her head" and this time, Alice doesn't escape.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (5pTK/)

504 Got asked about his cognitive decline and blew that off straight away

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (2JoB8)

505 Miss me yet?

Posted by: President Trump... at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (oHd/0)

506 You're about to find out what the Republican platform will be. (I hope.)

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (9Afsw)

507 @497

>>The tax structure is on the table?

FLAT TAX!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (6RXlE)

508
Thank you to all who watched and narrated the speech.

You rock!!!

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (PisyI)

509 474

491

Horde mind!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (DnWKq)

510 Please stop!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (BOJAx)

511 I'm excited to see his numbers come tax time when people who have been getting all of the free money realize that it was a loan / paycheck advance against their own taxes. That's going to be hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (/6kZi)


They'll just change it to be an advance against 2025's taxes instead of 2021

Posted by: Chuck C at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (EughT)

512 If we had to move a carrier into the Baltic, a bridge isn't going to stop us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (yQpMk)
---
Why would you want to?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (llXky)

513 Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.

**

We'll pull out of Ukraine in 24 hours and celebrate only getting a dozen or so of our kids blown up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (/6kZi)

514 And here I thought everyone had seen "Office Space."
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)


Apparently not...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (ZSK0i)

515 Biden thinks the Republicans have no position on human rights or prescription drugs?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (x980n)

516 And here I thought everyone had seen "Office Space."
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)


I got it, if it makes you feel any better.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (Ez6QX)

517 Could we spend a little time examining the idea that the alleged President of the United States "overheard" the policy rather than set it?
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (kOpft)
--

He was focused on eating his ice cream during the briefing. There's a standing order that no comment by Joe on the policy means he agrees.

Posted by: Revenant at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (NJXJJ)

518 After the second Bull Connor question and him bitching about having to hang around and answering unscripted questions Brandon started flashing he isn't Good Ol' Joe. This guy is mean to the core, when not outright lying is covertly lying, loves polishing his knob, and has a depth of understanding that makes talking points look like a novel. I have the impression he knows he fucked up everything imaginable and is trying to save what he can. Basically, he is bailing a boat with no bottom and is pissed off.

Posted by: LostInSpace at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (ESLBo)

519 did douchey get thrown out, or leave. he's no longer over on the side where he was earlier.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (IJES/)

520 463 There's probably a shortage of neurologists in DC because of the # reqd. for Brandon.

ah. reminds me. it's been a while since i watched the president's analyst. fine film.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (oY6Yp)

521 1/6

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (NpAcC)

522 Remember, Joe got 81M votes. Uncanny.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (88xKn)

523 Joe is inching closer and closer to the rainbow bridge.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (6liew)

524 Biden really needs to quit saying "What do Republicans stand for? I don't know what they stand for. What is their platform? What is their position on things like taxes or immigration or human rights or medicine?"

He has done this many times in this shit show, and it is an open invitation to be attacked on his policies and his tone. Don't get me wrong, I would like him to keep doing it - but for his own good he really needs to stop.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (DU+/6)

525 I'm tasking the Attorney Colonel with rooting out these white supremacist muslims that are attacking those Hymie churches.

Posted by: Joe Brandon at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (iDcra)

526 And here I thought everyone had seen "Office Space."
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (dNqv+)

527 Are twenty minutes up yet?

Posted by: Theodore at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (GJnvT)

528 He is whisper-babbling.

umm, yeah, dipshit, the press don't cover shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (ufFY8)

529
I'm excited to see his numbers come tax time when people who have been getting all of the free money realize that it was a loan / paycheck advance against their own taxes. That's going to be hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

That will be at teh end of this month up through February. Refunders get their taxes done early.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (dCGWj)

530 Copying what happened to Trump.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (+ya+t)

531 B. Own this trainwreck, voters who were OK with "technically alive" -- OWN ALL OF THIS DUMPSTER FIRE
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (URNdm)

They NEVER will. They'll just move on to Kamala, or Hillary or whoever.

No shame at all

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (mR6Gs)

532 Biden: Just ask me easy questions.
Press: OK!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (9Afsw)

533 You're about to find out what the Republican platform will be. (I hope.)

*

See 2016-2018

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (/6kZi)

534 470 Matt Taibbi, my favorite left-wing journalist:

Biden looks bad. During the campaign, when he was challenging strangers to pushup contests and doing sternum-pokes in crowds while nervous aides bit their lips, you could make the argument he was merely in steep mental decline, which was okay. Against Trump the standard of "technically alive" worked for a lot of voters. Biden now looks like a man deep into the peeing-on-houseplants stage, and every appearance is an adventure.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (I2/tG)

I love this paragraph - it almost needs to be my screensaver - maybe just the last sentence...

Posted by: Nova local at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (exHjb)

535 517 He was focused on eating his ice cream during the briefing. There's a standing order that no comment by Joe on the policy means he agrees.

that's just crazy talk. it never happens.

Posted by: Hirohito at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (oY6Yp)

536 495 I believe this is a matter of missing punctuation. It should read:

Name any other President. He has achieved more in his first year than Joe.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (m45I2)


Not really true, though. Obama was right. The guy is a superachiever in the area of f*cking things up. His accomplishments in that area are truly impressive in only one year.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (PQ4Fz)

537 Ask me easy questions? I mean WTF?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (bVYXr)

538 Could we spend a little time examining the idea that the alleged President of the United States "overheard" the policy rather than set it?
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (kOpft)
++++
Yeah, that's a whole 'nother thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (DU+/6)

539 This reporter can't seem to sublimate his overt partisan ship.

Not a good look fella.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (6RXlE)

540 487 473 > PC Load Letter?!? What the f*ck does that mean?

Load the Paper Cartridge with letter sized (A4) paper.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (x980n)

Don't mention PC Load Letter again.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (ufFY

Love your music, man!

Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (OZsPH)

541 Could we spend a little time examining the idea that the alleged President of the United States "overheard" the policy rather than set it?

Opposing the "interagency consensus" is officially an impeachable offense, remember!

Posted by: Bearclaw Vindman! at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (I2/tG)

542 Every single problem he says he needs to fix - taxes, voting, health care, prescription drugs - could have been addressed while he was VP or a Senate Lifer.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (AMIL/)

543 The military disasters the Shitpants Administration is arranging with Russia and China will dwarf the Afghanistan disaster. There was no need for any of this, no national interest in play, other than the national interest of not flushing any more of our standing and credibility down the toilet.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (BK2mM)

Add in the military purging anyone with any real Cojones? And actively recruiting Gays and Trans?

Yeah, that's going to help us win wars.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (oHd/0)

544 Confused by the quesiton?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (bVYXr)

545 We've secretly switched Joe's brain with a used diaper.

Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (ZLI7S)

546 Letter != A4. A4 is a slightly different size, and is a bit narrower and longer (in portrait orientation).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (DU+/6)

A4? I thought that was more the size that was just a bit wider and longer than a postcard sized piece of paper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (dNqv+)

547 And here I thought everyone had seen "Office Space."
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (PQ4Fz)


Hey Peter, check out channel 9.

Posted by: Roy at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (Ti+Tv)

548 Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.


==


I totally did not hear that.

-Putin

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (V13WU)

549 This is going to define the press conference. Name any other President who has achieved more in his first year. Incredibly stupid. Disconnected.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:29 PM (9Afsw)

DNC Marketing for the Plebes 101

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (4yztl)

550 drugs wore off

He fuckin' done

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (zWpOF)

551

The media sleazes pulled this crazy shit with both Jugears McFuckhead and Billy Jeff.

Hilarious.

Hey, vote Biden because ORANGEMAN will get us into wars.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (XnbJC)

552 I wonder if Joe actually believes he is on our side.

Posted by: jc at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (N1WXz)

553 WTF?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (bVYXr)

554 He wants to watch Matlock, dammit!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

555 Biden looks bad. During the campaign, when he was challenging strangers to pushup contests and doing sternum-pokes in crowds while nervous aides bit their lips, you could make the argument he was merely in steep mental decline, which was okay. Against Trump the standard of "technically alive" worked for a lot of voters. Biden now looks like a man deep into the peeing-on-houseplants stage, and every appearance is an adventure.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2022 05:40 PM (I2/tG)
++++
The memory of the press and most people who would watch something like this or see clips of it on the news doesn't go back to the campaign, it goes back to the last address or the last clip. He looks better than he did in several of his prior engagements. That might be part of the reason for this. Get new sound bites and clips out there to displace the ones that *really* show how bad he's doing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (DU+/6)

556 Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.


Joe has ALWAYS done this. When he said of Obama, "We finally have a clean, articulate NEGRO..."---that was something he heard in a meeting

Same thing with "Best fraud machine..."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (mR6Gs)

557 He's vapor locking.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (6RXlE)

558 Chicken is at 157F. Eight more degrees!

******

Kevin Bacon's coming over for dinner!!?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (m45I2)

559 > Letter != A4. A4 is a slightly different size, and is a bit narrower and longer (in portrait orientation).

He's right.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:46 PM (x980n)

560 Gees, why don't these guys just go up and blow Biden?

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (5aWFq)

561 GASSED
OUT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (zWpOF)

562 There should be an 'enchantment' question about how he feels to be an ILLEGITIMATE CHEATING FRAUD.

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (3byMq)

563 The drugs are wearing off.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (bVYXr)

564 Don't mention PC Load Letter again.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (ufFY

Love your music, man!
Posted by: NotEnoughLampposts at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (OZsPH)

I am not that no-talent ass-clown.

Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (ufFY8)

565 Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.
Posted by: The ARC

But trump was the intel threat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (F4b8f)

566
Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion"


Ol' Joe and Hunter know loads about "minor incursions".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (pNxlR)

567 Joe's beginning to run a little lean now.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (6liew)

568 If they think these new sound bites are going to replace the old ones because they're better, I've got some bad news for them.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (W3VUu)

569 A4? I thought that was more the size that was just a bit wider and longer than a postcard sized piece of paper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (dNqv+)

That's A5.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (2DdD8)

570 Holy crap. Get the hook.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (9Afsw)

571 A4? I thought that was more the size that was just a bit wider and longer than a postcard sized piece of paper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 05:45 PM (dNqv+)
++++
I think A7 (25% of A4, IIRC) is the more postcard-sized one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (DU+/6)

572 Sundown...you better take care...

Talkin shit while your mind goes dripping out on the floor...

Posted by: About a Goy at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (o/b07)

573 If any American watching this spectacle isn't appalled then I do not count them as my countrymen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (6RXlE)

574 Holy shit he's going John Cage 4.33

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

575 That was the longest quick answer I never understood.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (6liew)

576 C'mon Joey, blow out that head gasket.

You can DO IT.

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (3byMq)

577 I am not that no-talent ass-clown.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (ufFY

-------------

Care to repeat that?

Posted by: The two Bobs at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (5pTK/)

578 Posobiec, who has good sources, says that the State Department is in chaos right now - Biden apparently heard in a briefing that the US would tolerate a "minor incursion", but wasn't supposed to repeat that publicly.

Joe has ALWAYS done this. When he said of Obama, "We finally have a clean, articulate NEGRO..."---that was something he heard in a meeting


Remember when he revealed the fact that his residence (or the VP residence, I don't feel like binging) has a bunker?

Dude can't keep a secret.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (x980n)

579 Gosh, Joe, why are voters nowadays confused about what's real and what's fake? A real puzzler, huh?

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (AMIL/)

580 The drugs are wearing off.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM


And he is past his deadline they gave him of 4:45. Pretty sure he got a signal to wrap it up and they are now pi$$ed at him for rambling on.


Cable news ratings?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (bVYXr)

581 That megasupercomputer brain of his is starting to seize up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (sWM8x)

582 The military disasters the Shitpants Administration is arranging with Russia and China will dwarf the Afghanistan disaster. There was no need for any of this, no national interest in play, other than the national interest of not flushing any more of our standing and credibility down the toilet.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2022 05:42 PM (BK2mM)

If we and the EU join a war with Russia, Russia shuts down the gas pipelines to Europe. No heating.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (eoQWY)

583 So if Putin dies from uncontrollable laughter, is that a valid casus belli?

Posted by: Chuck C at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (EughT)

584 Before it was a common thing Billy Jeff, when he was in a hot spot at home, would bomb something over there in order to get his troubles off the front page.

The Democrats would welcome a war.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (UgT8m)

585 The hell? His handlers better yank him.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (5aWFq)

586 Ooooh. Biden throwing shade at MSNBC and CNN.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (2DdD8)

587 He's fading hard. I think his drug cocktail is wearing off. He's very suddenly looking bad, meandering in his speech, slurring a bit more, and getting super-rambly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (DU+/6)

588 Vapor lock!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2022 05:48 PM (vd8XM)

589 Honestly... It might have been a fuckup, but saying Russia can have Ukraine is fine with me. If Putin wants to take it, he will; he does not fear us. Nobody does. And an attempt to stop him would be another bloody, costly, humiliating disaster for the US. Preemptive surrender is practically the only responsible position. A bunch of dickless posturing would be inviting another catastrophe for us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (4odx6)

590 That's A5.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (2DdD
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Bingo!

Posted by: Church Lady Fundraiser at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (5pTK/)

591 His staff must be freaking out right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

592 I think I saw a Star Trek episode like this.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (AWaLo)

593 I celebrate his entire catalog!

Posted by: Bob 1 of 2 at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (ufFY8)

594 They will need to put a lid on for two weeks after this

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (CYnTg)

595 433 Biden: I don't believe the polls
------------

I'm pretty sure this statement made Trump an enemy of science, math and the state. But whatever, Joe is Great

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (4yztl)

596 584 Before it was a common thing Billy Jeff, when he was in a hot spot at home, would bomb something over there in order to get his troubles off the front page.

The Democrats would welcome a war.
***

"Stay tuned for our next episode where the Democrats find out it's not the 90s anymore!"

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (W3VUu)

597 I think I saw a Star Trek episode like this.....
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (AWaLo)
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Brandon, coordinate!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (DnWKq)

598 Now he's leaning on the podium again. Head bowed. Such a strong leader.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (9Afsw)

599 I think the whole point of this was to have him make it through this marathon of a presser, to convince the base that he is still there fighting for them, and not in a jello state.

The speech, the q and a, none of that matters. Optics! That is what matters to a country hooked on Insty and TiKTok and video games.

So, SUCCESS!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (KiBMU)

600 Anyway....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (ufFY8)

601 Stick a fork in him.

Posted by: Turn Two at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (CoAjq)

602 Gees...sucking up is disgusting.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (5aWFq)

603 227 This is some neuro-stem cell regeneration.
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I want my Regeneron and I want it now!

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (UgT8m)

604 He keeps looking at his watch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (AsEYt)

605 "We hope it is illuminating to those watching as well."


LOL

Nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (ufFY8)

606 @594

>>They will need to put a lid on for two weeks after this

This will probably be the last press conference of his *presidency.

* He is not the real President.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (6RXlE)

607 Oh lol. Reporter: "I hope the public has found this [presser] as enlightening as we have."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

608 Soon he will be like Captain Queeg on the witness stand

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (CYnTg)

609 Look FAT. I keep my minor incursions in the family.

Posted by: Joe Brandon at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (iDcra)

610 Pretty sure we're about ready for another Biden in Aviators photo shoot for the cover of Newsweek.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (4yztl)

611 Why is their a ladder in the middle of the room.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (bVYXr)

612 607 Oh lol. Reporter: "I hope the public has found this [presser] as enlightening as we have."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

I hope that was sarcasm

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (TdaKq)

613 We need Trump to come down hard on Biden's BS. Hit every BS point Sponge Brain slurred.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (GYllL)

614 That's A5.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (2DdD
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Bingo!

Posted by: Church Lady Fundraiser at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM


Vigilante!

Posted by: Bert G at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (5e/k8)

615 Look, fat: "I don't believe the polls." Joey Fishsticks announces that he agrees with Sarah Palin -- "polls are made for strippers" -- and blows off question about winning back moderates and independents who disapprove of his performance.

---------

After doubling the illegal alien vote to 60 million, and tripling the dead vote -- 2022 and 2024 are going to be banner years for the Geatest VOAT (Vegetable Of All Time)!

Howard Zinn has already written his obituary and legacy ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (OaFqD)

616 Remember that plot hook in Darkman with Liam Neeson where he could only function in public for about an hour and a half?

This is that.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (W3VUu)

617 That creepy grimace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

618 >>He keeps looking at his watch.

He knows exactly when the drugs will wear off.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)

619 So, SUCCESS!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 05:50 PM (KiBMU)

Yes...Look! he can stand for 2 hours!

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (5aWFq)

620 And no questions about North Korean rocket tests?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (oHd/0)

621 He needs to be done. He's fading fast, needs to sit down.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (cRbt7)

622 I hope that was sarcasm
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (TdaKq)

Or satire.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (ufFY8)

623 Biden's going to need a nice shower with a thirteen-year-old grand-niece to recover from this one.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (PQ4Fz)

624 Maybe hanging Joe out to dry --long after the drugs wore off--IS THE POINT.

Think about it.

They can all say, "We didn't KNOW he was this BAD!"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (mR6Gs)

625 You people that can watch this are made of stronger stuff than me.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (4yztl)

626 I think I saw a Star Trek episode like this.....
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (AWaLo)



Snap out of it, Gil!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (yQpMk)

627 Under Trump!! The vaccine was developed under Trump!

Posted by: ColoradoCristine at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (ehk9X)

628
When the 'debate' between Biden and Ryan was over I said to myself, Biden was on amphetamines. I still think he has to rely on them. The problem is with 'case dependent' memory.

You can't be on amphetamine all the time. You don't sleep. If you don't sleep, you hallucinate after a few days. If you hear something while under the influence, you won't remember it when they're out of your system. If you hear something while not under the influence, you won't remember it when you're under the influence.

Joe needs to fall on his sword before the sword falls on him.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (dQvv7)

629 I missed all of it. Did any smoke come out?

Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (vrz2I)

630 >If we had to move a carrier into the Baltic, a bridge isn't going to stop us.

Ok but backing the truck down the ramp is harder than it looks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (44ww/)

631 He keeps looking at his watch.
---
And there are not even any mourners around.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (XHhHI)

632 "Basically, he is bailing a boat with no bottom and is pissed off."

I think it's really more Curly Howard boring holes in the bottom of the boat to let the water out.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (9CuDT)

633 Uh Trump fast tracked the vaccine, not biden.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (bVYXr)

634 So the Junta has let Walensky go out and be a bad communicator to the public and press for an entire YEAR?

Top. Men.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (AMIL/)

635 Lost his train of thought. "We'll, anyway I've talked too much."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

636 Last week they grounded all air traffic on the West coast because they thought a NK missile was on the way

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (CYnTg)

637 This guy is going to have another aneurism and collapse.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (6liew)

638 Honestly... It might have been a fuckup, but saying Russia can have Ukraine is fine with me. If Putin wants to take it, he will; he does not fear us. Nobody does. And an attempt to stop him would be another bloody, costly, humiliating disaster for the US. Preemptive surrender is practically the only responsible position. A bunch of dickless posturing would be inviting another catastrophe for us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (4odx6)
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Or, the Junta is looking for a way to create backlash, though Joe's dismissive attitude toward Ukraine, thereby creating a pretext for going to war.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (5pTK/)

639 Can you believe this guy?

Posted by: Vincent Gigante at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (GYllL)

640 I hope that was sarcasm
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (TdaKq)
++++
Didn't sound like it, but Brandon's answer was priceless. He said something like, "What, you mean that I'm still standing?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (DU+/6)

641 You know it went bad when Allahpundit is trying to clean up and saying WTF?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (4b4o/)

642 I have two simple questions.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (ufFY8)

643 His eyes still freak me out. They are black like a sharks

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (AsEYt)

644 He needs to be done. He's fading fast, needs to sit down.
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (cRbt7)

I'm convinced they are doing this on purpose. Now way they leave him out this long last year.

They are going to ease him out of office, claiming a rapid decline that they were unaware of....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (mR6Gs)

645 637 This guy is going to have another aneurism and collapse.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (6liew)


If only

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (TdaKq)

646 Handlers are holding Doctor Jill back from going out and giving him the hook.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (+ya+t)

647 > I think the whole point of this was to have him make it through this marathon of a presser, to convince the base that he is still there fighting for them, and not in a jello state.

My bet is Biden saw the polls about his mental fitness and physical abilities and he said, "I'll show them! I'll stay as long as they're willing to ask questions!"

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (x980n)

648 611 Why is their a ladder in the middle of the room.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (bVYXr)

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Basement dungeon access.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (OaFqD)

649 This guy's some kinda fag.

Posted by: Zombie Bull Connor at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (sWM8x)

650 624 Maybe hanging Joe out to dry --long after the drugs wore off--IS THE POINT.

Think about it.

They can all say, "We didn't KNOW he was this BAD!"
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (mR6Gs)

Yes, I think so...he's an anchor to all 2022 and 2024 elections and he won't leave, so someone will have to make him...and to do that, there's got to be some cause...

Posted by: Nova local at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (exHjb)

651 "We'll, anyway I've talked too much."

==

No, no, please talk some more.

--China

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (V13WU)

652 Letter != A4. A4 is a slightly different size

A4 is for metric letters, not 8.5" x 11". Obviously, 8.5" x 11" just will not do for the French.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (pbStR)

653 He thinks he's campaigning for a do over and can we all just forget the last 12 months?

Posted by: mc at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (arTnq)

654 President senator?

Posted by: Bruce at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (vd8XM)

655 Every time the press encourages Biden to talk to Republicans, they ALWAYS bring up Romney.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (x980n)

656 Fart as you leave for us. Give us that at least.

Here comes Gutfeld!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

657 He needs to be done. He's fading fast, needs to sit down.
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (cRbt7)
++++
Yeah. Everything I said in 406 is fading out rapidly. His drugs wore off. He's doing very badly now. He's hugging his laptop. He's rambling. He's bobbing. He's slurring. His eyes are looking different. 90 minutes is the limit for whatever his new cocktail is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (DU+/6)

658 no, he was standing behind a curtain, while melakon did the work, although john gill was more aware then shambling man ever was

Posted by: no 6 at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (hMlTh)

659 C'mon, pants pooping... Come on. Please, please, please.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (4odx6)

660 Refused to answer the quesiton about student loans.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (bVYXr)

661 His eyes still freak me out. They are black like a sharks

==


It's all pupils now.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:54 PM (V13WU)

662 My lord, what a shuffle off.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (ufFY8)

663 Did he say "It's almost 6"?

Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (8LygD)

664 I think I saw a Star Trek episode like this.....
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (AWaLo)


Snap out of it, Gil!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:52 PM (yQpMk)

The handlers of the Leader were creating their own set of enemies, just like our current government.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (eoQWY)

665 Not really true, though. Obama was right. The guy is a superachiever in the area of f*cking things up. His accomplishments in that area are truly impressive in only one year.
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 05:44 PM (PQ4Fz)

Someone please ask Joe if Obama's really made that backhanded compliment, pretty please?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (fs1hN)

666 Thank the Lord he quit when he did. Hillary was getting ready to dispatch the flying monkeys.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (AWaLo)

667 648 11 Why is their a ladder in the middle of the room.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (bVYXr)

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Basement dungeon access.


you gotta get all the way to the bottom to find the amulet of yendor

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (sGtp+)

668 When some people talk softly, sometimes it's soothing. I think they call them soft, dulcet tones.

When Joe whispers, it's more like a creepy old man with his pants pockets pulled out asking you if you want to see the elephant's trunk.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (0znEm)

669 > He thinks he's campaigning for a do over and can we all just forget the last 12 months?

No, he thinks he can convince us the last 12 months were masterfully handled by himself and his puppeteers.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (x980n)

670 643 His eyes still freak me out. They are black like a sharks

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (AsEYt)

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X-Files Space Alien.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (OaFqD)

671 I didn't hear no bell.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (44ww/)

672
Shufflin off to Bufa
Shufflin off to Bufa
Shufflin off to, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (vrz2I)

673 618 >>He keeps looking at his watch.

He knows exactly when the drugs will wear off.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)


His doctors must have rigged-up a way to continuously inject him with Joe's Special Upper Drug Mix, pumped from a Camelbak bag strapped on his back.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (AMIL/)

674 He made 2 hours... That was the objective

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (TdaKq)

675 666 Thank the Lord he quit when he did. Hillary was getting ready to dispatch the flying monkeys.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (AWaLo)

And, on 666, the wicked witch popped up!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (ufFY8)

676 Enjoying The Five's take.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

677 When Joe whispers, it's more like a creepy old man with his pants pockets pulled out asking you if you want to see the elephant's trunk.


==

and thank you very much for that enchanting visual...

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (V13WU)

678 That was like watching Peter Doyle doing another softshoe as The Monster.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (6liew)

679 Did he say "It's almost 6"?
Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (8LygD)
++++
Yeah. It is almost 6:00 (PM, ET). I suspect his hard stop was at 5:45. His fade-out started at 20 til (which is when he said he was going to end it when they extended it at 5:20).

5:15 was likely the preferred stop time, 5:30 was the alternate, 5:40 was last change, and 5:45 was emergency. He went to 5:55, and the last fifteen minutes were really bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (DU+/6)

680 He made 2 hours... That was the objective

***

Yep. And nothing of value was said.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (W3VUu)

681 Can we wrap this up? I gotta piss like a racehorse!

Posted by: Joey The POTUS Guy at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (/4P8i)

682 I'm convinced they are doing this on purpose. Now way they leave him out this long last year.

They are going to ease him out of office, claiming a rapid decline that they were unaware of....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (mR6Gs)

In Two Weeks?

I've been hearing of this simple rotation of power for more than a year now, always in just a little more time...still not happened yet.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (eoQWY)

683 641 You know it went bad when Allahpundit is trying to clean up and saying WTF?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2022 05:53 PM (4b4o/)
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The end of Fractured Fairy Tales and the janitor walks on stage with broom and push cart.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (UgT8m)

684 He is a regular Energizer Bunny

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (2JoB8)

685 Yep. And nothing of value was said.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (W3VUu)

"I'VE NO IDEA."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (ufFY8)

686 Or, the Junta is looking for a way to create backlash, though Joe's dismissive attitude toward Ukraine, thereby creating a pretext for going to war.

Lindsay Graham to the rescue in 5,4, 3, ...

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (kOpft)

687 I am disappoint. No 'splosions, flying debris, springs, funny cartoon swears '#?BOFF!@?', smoke and audio as if someone unplugged the record player with the arm down.

Maybe next time, Fat.

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (3byMq)

688 I will beat Big Meat!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)




My Catholic HS football team played a couple other teams in our league named Bishop *this* or Bishop *that*. So they printed up some motivating cut-off undershirts to go under our shoulder pads.

"Beat the Bishop"

I fuck you not. I think I still have one or two deep in a T-shirt stack.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (RAodA)

689 I'm glad I didn't watch his lies. I'd probably bust a blood vessel.
F' that guy in particular.

Posted by: f'd's reply at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (vrz2I)

690
"A Masterful Performance! He Still Has It! Fightin' Joey B is Back, Baby!"

-- presstitutes suction locked to his ass

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (pNxlR)

691 Shufflin off to bofa

Bofa what?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (F4b8f)

692 The enormous tell that all of this is scripted is that no one, not one toddler in the press, asks a follow up question on all the fuckups Joes says here - like the election coming up is illegitimate - how does he know and how does that square with what Merrick Garland has said about tossing people into the pokey for questioning "our Democracy?" What about allowing Putin to access Crimea - no tough follow up? Is this a new Punchy admin foreign policy statement - give Russia some European chunks of land?

Nothing - because these shit for brains have already given all their questions and follow ups to Pippy LongPsacki von Col. Kleb-n-stein last week...

Posted by: Boswell at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (5iUNf)

693 Would've been nice if just one reporter had asked about the out of control border.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (ZLI7S)

694 589

A bunch of dickless posturing would be inviting another catastrophe for us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 05:49 PM (4odx6)

This isn't wrong. It's sad, but it's not wrong.

We couldn't beat our own dicks at this point. Might as well just stay out of it.

Posted by: ballistic at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (oXNqT)

695 Yep. And nothing of value was said.

Posted by: Azathoth

Russians might find it interesting.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (dCGWj)

696 >Did he say "It's almost 6"?
Posted by: pahound at January 19, 2022 05:55 PM (8LygD)

Time for Wapner!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (XKgKh)

697 That was like watching Peter Doyle doing another softshoe as The Monster.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (6liew)

LMAO I didn't even watch but that sounds somehow perfect

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (4yztl)

698 If we had to move a carrier into the Baltic, a bridge isn't going to stop us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 05:41 PM (yQpMk)
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Not even with a hotel.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (XHhHI)

699 The end of Fractured Fairy Tales and the janitor walks on stage with broom and push cart.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 05:57 PM (UgT8m)

The Aristocrats!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (ufFY8)

700 BRB Checking NeverTrump on Twitter. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

701 This clown got 81M votes? Yeah, right.

Posted by: dantesed at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (88xKn)

702 BaseballWasher is upset that Neville Biden is going to give just a bit of Ukraine to Russia?

Posted by: Well at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (/V0Q7)

703 All I know from this press conference is that if there's a Democrat out there running for office in November this year my advice is to start cutting back on their budget and canceling their credit cards.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (W3VUu)

704 Not enough talk about America's real priorities. We need a lend-lease program that requires straight people tom make their asses available to trans kids to help their self-esteem. C'mon, Joe!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (3YVs3)

705 His eyes are black because his pupils are dilated as far as they can possibly go from all the neurochemicals they've crammed into his sludgy bilious bloodstream.

It's miraculous he can even *see* the damn prompter let alone try to read it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (6FeV1)

706 I will beat Big Meat!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)
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I keep asking for the job.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (XHhHI)

707 >>>Did he say "It's almost 6"?


MAAATTTTLOOOOCK!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (HmZuC)

708 That was like watching Peter Doyle doing another softshoe as The Monster.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 19, 2022 05:56 PM (6liew)

If I had the pull I would feature that

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (4yztl)

709 Russian tanks entering Ukraine any moment now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

710 Yep. And nothing of value was said.

Posted by: Azathoth

Russians might find it interesting.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (dCGWj)

The Russians don't have to wait till Biden says anything public. They have been negotiating with us for months.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (eoQWY)

711 It's miraculous he can even *see* the damn prompter let alone try to read it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (6FeV1)
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This is probably why they build fake Oval Office across the street from the White House. The dude jumbo-sized teleprompters, and they won't fit properly in the Oval and still permit all the camera equipment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (DU+/6)

712 >Bofa what?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (F4b8f)

Sad that Brandon died of Ligma.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (XKgKh)

713 We are going to put a carrier on Baltic and a destroyer on Boardwalk. Then we have them by the nads!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (F4b8f)

714 Did anyone ask what delights him about the Presidency?

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (PQ4Fz)

715 No questions about Ray Epps or Ashli Babbitt? Must be nice to be a Democrat. Trump is STILL fielding questions about Russian bots

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 06:01 PM (4yztl)

716 PJen's going to have a lot of 'what the president meant to say is...' at her next circle-back presser.

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 06:01 PM (3byMq)

717 Wapner is on.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 06:01 PM (F4b8f)

718 The Aristocrats!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

I saw a comment that perhaps the Aristocrats! joke is really about comics safe comments on our elites. That however sick and depraved individuals that you can imagine, our elite meet that standard and exceed it.

E.g. the Biden Crime family for example.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:02 PM (dCGWj)

719 Did anyone ask what delights him about the Presidency?
Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM (PQ4Fz)
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I didn't get to my follow-up.

Posted by: Jim Accosta at January 19, 2022 06:02 PM (XHhHI)

720 It is always comforting to know we have a delusional moron as prezzy

norms restored

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 06:02 PM (us2H3)

721 This is a record at over 2 hours

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 06:02 PM (2JoB8)

722 wow, I'm glad I was able to make it home without the Eastern seasboard being demolished by Russia based on what I'm hearing about this.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:03 PM (ZZK0E)

723 516 I got it, if it makes you feel any better.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 05:43 PM (Ez6QX)


I knew I could count on you. But of course, I was just having fun, so feeling better doesn't enter into it. But I figure you got that, too.

Posted by: Splunge at January 19, 2022 06:03 PM (PQ4Fz)

724
*sigh*

No pants pooping, this time.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:03 PM (4odx6)

725 Russia needs to release the proof of the election steal, and the real vote totals.

THat's when stuff gets real.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

726 I know I'm late to the party, but if Ace's summary is even partially true (like 10%), then Biden* is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure to end all stuttering clusterfucks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (K5n5d)

727 The drugs are wearing off.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 05:47 PM (bVYXr)
.......

LOW TONER

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

728 Hell if I was Putin I would invade right now, you know that Joe is gonna be out for the count till noon because of all the drugs they pumped into him.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (dKiJG)

729 The Russians don't have to wait till Biden says anything public. They have been negotiating with us for months.

Posted by: Oldcat

The Russian people, not Putin. Successful wars always have a moral justification component to them.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (dCGWj)

730 Russia wouldn't bother nuking CONUS.

They'd just hijack whitehouse.gov and put a bunch of silly and/or incriminating shit on there for all to see.

Say... maybe... all their tapes and intercepts of Uncle Joe's "dealings" in the Ukraine? Perhaps?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (6FeV1)

731 I went to Aldi's this afternoon and the masks are back. Easily 90% wore masks. And there's no mandate here. It's depressing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (sWM8x)

732 Today's animals are great cafe is gonna be lit. Mere hours away. Thanks Ace.

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (3byMq)

733 The Russian people, not Putin. Successful wars always have a moral justification component to them.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (dCGWj)

Like "The Americans created COVID"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:05 PM (6FeV1)

734 As Ace said earlier what president had poll numbers this low and 100% of the Democrat Propaganda Ministry backing?

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 06:05 PM (2JoB8)

735 This is probably why they build fake Oval Office across the street from the White House. The dude jumbo-sized teleprompters, and they won't fit properly in the Oval and still permit all the camera equipment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 06:00 PM


No mandatory visitor logs in the fake white house.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (bVYXr)

736 Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Self-Identified Cultists. Easier that way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (u82oZ)

737 anyword on the guy who died because of fox news telling him to personally not get vaccinated? wither rainmodeo

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (ZZK0E)

738 Say... maybe... all their tapes and intercepts of Uncle Joe's "dealings" in the Ukraine? Perhaps?

Posted by: Warai-otoko

The Ukrainians also have reason to do that. Perhaps even more after the incursion comment.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (dCGWj)

739 "Now Brandon is claiming that Republicans have no position on anything -- including... taxes."

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the left fallback ... ah it's their primary ... position of "everything the otherside does is bad". so convincing.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (ZZK0E)

740 The Russians don't have to wait till Biden says anything public. They have been negotiating with us for months.

Posted by: Oldcat

The Russian people, not Putin. Successful wars always have a moral justification component to them.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:04 PM (dCGWj)

Putin regularly has open Q&A sessions with Russian and other pressers. He is pretty frank there, and several times has called out the US for its similarity to the USSR in thinking that bluster and bullying works instead of diplomacy.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (eoQWY)

741 anyword on the guy who died because of fox news telling him to personally not get vaccinated? wither rainmodeo
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (ZZK0E)
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The smoking gun is a batch of DMs from Tucker Carlson telling him not to get vaxxed.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (XHhHI)

742 Like "The Americans created COVID"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko

The Chinese have already trotted that one out.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (dCGWj)

743 Warai-otoko

Fauci can kill 5.7 million people during his career, not one of them was even in a T-34/85.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

744
Yeah it would be pretty hilarious if the Ukes just said "fine then, fuck it. Who needs to coddle Brandon and his crackhead whelp anymore? Not us. Here's all the evidence we have on these scoundrels."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (4odx6)

745 731 I went to Aldi's this afternoon and the masks are back.
-----------------

Went to Big City today.

SHOCKED the STUPID
every. single. person. masked. outside.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (UgT8m)

746 the left fallback ... ah it's their primary ... position of "everything the otherside does is bad". so convincing.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (ZZK0E)
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They've got no ideas, but their proposals are dangerous--while doing nothing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (XHhHI)

747 Fauci can kill 5.7 million people during his career, not one of them was even in a T-34/85.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (u82oZ)

plus all those puppies and dogs.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

748 The Chinese have already trotted that one out.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (dCGWj)

I heard some report that a chinese official was saying that wayyyyyy back in the beginning of it all, and I laughed it off.

Who would have guessed he was right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (6FeV1)

749 Camptown races nood.

Posted by: micky at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (3byMq)

750 Fauci can kill 5.7 million people during his career, not one of them was even in a T-34/85.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:08 PM (u82oZ)
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But we've gained all that function!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (XHhHI)

751 I went to Aldi's this afternoon and the masks are back. Easily 90% wore masks. And there's no mandate here. It's depressing.

Just got back from my local grocery store and it was about 75% diapered up. Just two months ago it was almost diaper-free. Discouraging as hell.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (Xrfse)

752 Trump is on with Levin right now.

Posted by: f'd at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (vrz2I)

753 Wait until the polls come out tomorrow. Greatest president in the history of our great country.

Posted by: dartist at January 19, 2022 06:10 PM (+ya+t)

754 Irish Democracy. It's whats for dinner.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (u82oZ)

755 Joey is back! And Jill's got him!!!

Ceding Ukraine is just what Clint Eastwood would do, rethuglican pukes.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (Xo3T0)

756 705 His eyes are black because his pupils are dilated as far as they can possibly go from all the neurochemicals they've crammed into his sludgy bilious bloodstream.

It's miraculous he can even *see* the damn prompter let alone try to read it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 05:59 PM (6FeV1)

Remember Hillary and her weird seizures in public during the campaign? And that guy that used to follow her around with some kind of pen/injection? They are drugging the heck out of Slow Joe, and pushing a lifetime of jabs on the entire country. Is Big Pharma the Deep State?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma. Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president. at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (l0Cy4)

757 When Trump was in office we were doing nothing but winning. I wasn't tired of winning but apparently a lot of people were. I wonder if they're tired of losing. Maybe not.

I guess that's what makes them losers.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (LaNzR)

758 741 anyword on the guy who died because of fox news telling him to personally not get vaccinated? wither rainmodeo
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:06 PM (ZZK0E)
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The smoking gun is a batch of DMs from Tucker Carlson telling him not to get vaxxed.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (XHhHI)

Astroturf much Kurt?

Posted by: observer at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (fa8iI)

759 But we've gained all that function!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 06:09 PM (XHhHI)

The function was to loot the treasury while cementing political power.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 19, 2022 06:11 PM (SH2Zi)

760 Did I fire 6 Minutemen in that silo complex, or only 5. Well, punk?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

761 It's finally over!

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (2JoB8)

762 ""Now Brandon is claiming that Republicans have no position on anything -- including... taxes." "

That's a lie. Didn't he see Kevin McCarthy's four bullet list on Twitter?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (/i32d)

763 739 "Now Brandon is claiming that Republicans have no position on anything -- including... taxes."

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the left fallback ... ah it's their primary ... position of "everything the otherside does is bad". so convincing.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:07 PM (ZZK0E)


Their position is: "Not the changes you propose because your reasons are BS." But the Dems always call that evil obstructionism that will hurt women, children, and minorities.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2022 06:13 PM (AMIL/)

764 691 Shufflin off to bofa

Bofa what?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 05:58 PM (F4b8f)

Tatonka

Posted by: Kotter at January 19, 2022 06:18 PM (okmJe)

765 They've got no ideas, but their proposals are dangerous--while doing nothing.

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expensive, first and foremost. folks gonna get paid off.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 06:20 PM (ZZK0E)

766 Best place to buy cigars online

Posted by: Best place to buy cigars online at January 19, 2022 06:49 PM (2nlRA)

767 Der NippleFuhrer knows all about 'minor incursions'.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 19, 2022 07:31 PM (Ndje9)

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