Chuck Schumer, Who Controls Whether Tech Monopolies Will Face Anti-Trust Action, Has Daughters Who Work for... Amazon and FaceBook

Oh.

Ohhhhhh.

Oh I see now. It's all fake. It's all rigged.

It's all a scam and we're the marks.

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is responsible for shepherding antitrust bills that aim to crack down on Big Tech -- and both his children are on the payroll of companies the proposals would seek to rein in, On the Money has learned.

Jessica Schumer is a registered lobbyist at Amazon, according to New York state records. Alison Schumer works at Facebook as a product marketing manager.

Advocates of the legislation fear that the tech companies' ties to Sen. Schumer's children could create a conflict of interest, people close to the matter told On the Money. And they say Schumer's familial connection to the tech companies is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the cozy relationships some members of Congress have with the firms.

"When you put together the amount of money Speaker [Nancy] Pelosi made off tech with the fact that leader Schumer's two kids work for giant tech companies, Democrats are going to have a very hard time explaining if major legislation doesn't move forward this session," one progressive operative told The Post.

And I mean, why not point out that Nancy Pelosi continues betting on stocks whose fortunes she controls and has advanced knowledge of, and also that her crooked son is involved in five companies currently being investigated by the feds?

EXCLUSIVE: Nancy Pelosi's son Paul was involved in FIVE companies probed by the feds as shocking paper trail connects him to a slew of fraudsters and convicted criminals

A shocking paper trail shows Nancy Pelosi's son, Paul Pelosi Jr.'s connections to a host of fraudsters, rule-breakers and convicted criminals

A DailyMail.com investigation can reveal that Paul, 52, was involved in five companies probed by federal agencies before, during or after his time there

He joined the board of a biofuel company after it defrauded investors, according to an SEC ruling, and whose CEO was convicted after bribing Georgia officials

Paul was president of an environmental investment firm that turned out to be a front for two convicted fraudsters, documents reveal

He served as vice president of a company previously embroiled in an investigation of scam calls that targeted senior citizens

A medical company Pelosi Jr. worked for was accused of testing drugs on people without FDA authorization, DailyMail.com can reveal

A source close to a firm Nancy's son worked for told DailyMail.com that Pelosi Jr. received $2.8 million of shares allegedly issued as part of a massive $164 million fraud in July 2016

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1 Go figure.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 02:11 PM (z5Vrg)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

3 willow'd and nood'd as I typed:

speaking of liberal fash, catch Tucker last night?

What is up with this, the Supreme Court upheld that cities have an affirmative duty to pay for homeless people, so much so that every city in America is spending billions to, uh, do stuff that I assume makes things worse bc evidence but also to line pockets.

Combine this new right to free money, devoid of legislative input are the migrant caravans of future homeless people we're going to be on the hook for. Welcome to District 9 America.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:12 PM (ZZK0E)

4 Amazing how rich all these assholes are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 02:13 PM (dNqv+)

5 Chuck Schumer lives like a damn frat boy with trash and old food all over the place.

FUCK that guy with a Burmese Python.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Chuck Schumer, Who Controls Whether Tech Monopolies Will Face Anti-Trust Action, Has Daughters Who Work for... Amazon and FaceBook
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But of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2022 02:13 PM (giAl5)

7 Everything is fake and gay ace.

Everything.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2022 02:13 PM (NBYFn)

8 Wow, so shocking!

OK, how many of his former staffers have moved on to Tech, as employees or lobbyists? How many of his current staff have previously worked in Tech or have spouses/family who do so?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (URNdm)

9 The Amazon one is a lobbyist? That's even better.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (Ez6QX)

10 And Nancy Pelosi trades stocks on companies she regulates.

You act like this will impede their right judgment or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

11 That is outrageous!!

No, not that it happened. That he only got $2.8M.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (OalnH)

12 somewhat willow'd, is UK ending covid.

Don't the conservatives, such as they are, in UK have a near super majority? Why aren't they ratcheting back all the liberal bullshit that's been enshrined since Blair committed soft genocide on his country? Why not end the estate tax, re-allow fox hunting, or fucking deport the muz?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (ZZK0E)

13 Welcome to District 9 America.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:12 PM (ZZK0E)

I don't want to eat cat food like a fookin' prawn!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (II3Gr)

14 7 Everything is fake and gay ace.

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it appears to be true

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (ZZK0E)

15 12 somewhat willow'd, is UK ending covid.

Don't the conservatives, such as they are, in UK have a near super majority? Why aren't they ratcheting back all the liberal bullshit that's been enshrined since Blair committed soft genocide on his country? Why not end the estate tax, re-allow fox hunting, or fucking deport the muz?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (ZZK0E)

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Because their conservatives aren't American conservatives. They want to conserve the NHS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

16 All the retiring libs should have their original net worth vs. their retirement net worth published.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (CCwsu)

17 First it says "slew of fraudsters", but then its "host of fraudsters". Slew, Host. So what is the proper form?

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (786Ro)

18 I don't want to eat cat food like a fookin' prawn!

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prawns get catfood, you get bugs.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:15 PM (ZZK0E)

19 Also: Has Schumer ever contacted one of them to push for censorship of an opposing politician or opposing content?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2022 02:15 PM (URNdm)

20 Paul Pelosi was also involved with a company in Ukraine.

Shocking, I know.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)

21 4 Amazing how rich all these assholes are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 02:13 PM (dNqv+)




All at a $178,000 annual salary. AMAZING!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

22 OT Willowage: Great Britain is ending all mask mandates, Covid passports, and work-from-home advisories beginning next Thursday.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-60047438

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 02:15 PM (sWM8x)

23
A medical company Pelosi Jr. worked for was accused of testing drugs on people without FDA authorization, DailyMail.com can reveal

Nuremberg 2.0 can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (dQvv7)

24 Being forced to pretend this stuff isn't happening and that Nancy (et al) is some fine upstanding moral citizen is the worst part. It's the old five lights trick. I mean we can shout Four Lights from the rooftops but everywhere you look she is a model leader and will eventually have a funeral that makes McCain's look like Ashli Babbitt's.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (tZUwc)

25 my cat has this dry catfood from italy that is basically pure, oily protein. I bet it'd be great in a survival situation.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (ZZK0E)

26 "Folks, this company has been doing illegal shit for years. The wolves are at the door and there's only one thing that can save us."

"Hire a politician's kid?"

"Hire a politician's kid."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (KbCG3)

27 Chuck Schumer controls Weather Tech?

The floormat company?

Or the weather control machine?

Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (9otr5)

28 Unexpectedly, it seems the Dems are corrupt.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (5aWFq)

29 Don't get too worked up, Ace.

As Dan Crenshaw would remind you, there's nothing the GOP can do.

In the words of Superintendent Chalmers, "Lay back and enjoy it. It's a hell of a toboggan ride!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (2JVJo)

30 FUCK that guy with a Burmese Python.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:13 PM


Dude! We have sssstandardssss.....

Posted by: A Burmese Python at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (HhfIU)

31 Incestuous Hump-a-thon.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (XHhHI)

32 @16 - Republicans too

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (VJsqe)

33 Because their conservatives aren't American conservatives. They want to conserve the NHS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

What have American Conservatives won? I'll hang up and wait for your list of W's.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (6VKyY)

34 13 Welcome to District 9 America.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:12 PM (ZZK0E)

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"Look at these poor aliens who function as metaphors for black people in South Africa. Also, these aliens literally have an underclass that are no good for anything but physical labor. Why no, I'm not a smart person at all. Why do you ask?"
-Neill Blomkamp

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

35 Nuremberg 2.0 can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (dQvv7)

I say we go straight to 3.0. Like how they skipped Windows 9.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (tZUwc)

36 Does Jessica have a contact # ? BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT AMAZON PRIME DID WITH MY PARCEL !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (V13WU)

37 25 my cat has this dry catfood from italy that is basically pure, oily protein. I bet it'd be great in a survival situation.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (ZZK0E)


Your cat thinks you'd be great in a survival situation. Starting with your earlobes.

Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2022 02:17 PM (9otr5)

38 What, no kids at Google or Twitter?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 19, 2022 02:17 PM (giAl5)

39 "Folks, this company has been doing illegal shit for years. The wolves are at the door and there's only one thing that can save us."

"Hire a politician's kid?"

"Hire a politician's kid."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (KbCG3)
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Sounds like a consultant from Burisma.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:17 PM (XHhHI)

40 Chuck Schumer, Who Controls Whether Tech Monopolies Will Face Anti-Trust Action, Has Daughters Who Work for... Amazon and FaceBook

And Joe Biden's granddaughter works at Bloomberg. The idiot actually admitted it.

https://is.gd/kEhwYY

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 02:17 PM (2DdD8)

41 Hey look just take your tax refund and STFU proles

Posted by: DC at January 19, 2022 02:17 PM (I4hmj)

42 This story could be blared on the front page of every liberal newspaper and screeched about on every liberal TV channel for 2 years and not one Dem voter would vote differently because of it.

The Burning Times is the only way our country will survive.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 19, 2022 02:17 PM (0g2Ck)

43 Tucker's show was good. And the idea that localities are required to house the homeless is just plain nuts. It is simply a way to funnel money to well connected bureaucrats and non-profits. All they have to do is build an expensive 20 unit apartment building that they can point to.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2022 02:17 PM (5HBd1)

44 The Amazon one is a lobbyist? That's even better.
Posted by: Jordan61

Daaaddyyyyyy you can't regulate Amazooooooonnn!

Ok, pumpkin, I won't.

Goody! Now Jefferey will give me a Ferrari!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 02:17 PM (4Om93)

45 33 Because their conservatives aren't American conservatives. They want to conserve the NHS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

What have American Conservatives won? I'll hang up and wait for your list of W's.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (6VKyY)

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Well, conservatives have chosen to allow the GOP to be run by liberals for decades, so not much. However, it's also not germane to the idea that conservative in the UK and the US tend to mean different things.

Try to stay on topic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

46 Call me when they make an example out of one of them...

I would have lost my all my securities licenses, and been thrown in jail if I did this shit.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (BgMrQ)

47 29 Don't get too worked up, Ace.

As Dan Crenshaw would remind you, there's nothing the GOP can do.

In the words of Superintendent Chalmers, "Lay back and enjoy it. It's a hell of a toboggan ride!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (2JVJo)

Dan Crenshaw loves steamed hams.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (KbCG3)

48 um, this is an impeachable offense as you are using law enforcement to investigate your political rivals for purely personal political gain.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (ZZK0E)

49 Chuck Schumer, Who Controls (the) Whether
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A bit anti-semitic, dontchathink?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (XHhHI)

50 To fight against Democrat corruption and in favor of Republican corruption, please send money today!!

https://tinyurl.com/yc4fcv9m

Posted by: Republican National Committee at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (lMmuq)

51 my cat has this dry catfood from italy that is basically pure, oily protein. I bet it'd be great in a survival situation.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (ZZK0E)

is that a prescription blend or can it be bought at a pet store?

Posted by: Patch 'kitty extraordinaire'. at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (5aWFq)

52 >>and gay ace.


That guy gets here everyday at the crack of 12:15 and works tirelessly until 4:45 or so...

I don't care if he wears Crocs. We can't spare this Ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (iKRmB)

53 43 Tucker's show was good. And the idea that localities are required to house the homeless is just plain nuts. It is simply a way to funnel money to well connected bureaucrats and non-profits. All they have to do is build an expensive 20 unit apartment building that they can point to.

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it's wild. and it's a blueprint for invasion USA.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:19 PM (ZZK0E)

54 For every day you serve in Congress you should have to serve a day as an inmate at FCI Herlong.

(just putting in a plug for my county)

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2022 02:19 PM (YdnVw)

55 I don't care if he wears Crocs. We can't spare this Ace.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (iKRmB)


Look who's sticking up for "gay ace" now!

Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2022 02:19 PM (9otr5)

56 31 Incestuous Hump-a-thon.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (XHhHI)

*perks up*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 19, 2022 02:19 PM (II3Gr)

57 So Amazon went one step further than just straight up "donating" bribes to his campaign, by hiring his daughter to do the bribing, so they get double the bribes.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 19, 2022 02:19 PM (PJmOH)

58 OT Willowage: Great Britain is ending all mask mandates, Covid passports, and work-from-home advisories beginning next Thursday.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-60047438
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 02:15 PM (sWM8x)



Just like that. Huh.

I wonder what news is about to break on the corruption and graft that happened during the 'plandemic' that they're hoping to distract from.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

59 This post points out the all too obvious fact that there is NO distance between government and business, in its' many forms. The deck is irrevocably stacked against all of us who are not of the privileged classes, and this is true globally.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (6Je/Q)

60 is that a prescription blend or can it be bought at a pet store?
Posted by: Patch 'kitty extraordinaire'.
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you need to go to a higher end pet store but it's Farmina. I get the Chicken Apple. And if it's a good batch, it comes out like little moist nuggets even though it's technically dry food, cat LOVES it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (ZZK0E)

61 People will do what they do.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (63Dwl)

62 We can't spare this Ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (iKRmB)

We don't have bad Aces. We have bad commenters.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (SH2Zi)

63 I suspect that the left realize that Schumer and Pelosi are at the end of their tenures. If the Dems lose the House this year, then Pelosi probably retires, and if they lose the Senate I can see Schumer retiring before 2024.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (wmDcS)

64 I had a great joke about making Jerrold Nadler's skin into leather upholstery as Gein of function, but it got willowed. So I'm repeating it here.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (II3Gr)

65
@16 - Republicans too
Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (VJsqe)

All important government officials engage in insider trading, and shady rake-offs to family members. It's a way of life in DC. The city is a glorious rainbow of financial fraud, with every imaginable shell-game being played, but the insider trading is universal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (4odx6)

66 Combine this new right to free money, devoid of legislative input are the migrant caravans of future homeless people we're going to be on the hook for. Welcome to District 9 America.

Posted by: Tim Riggins

If Tucker was discussing the Boise case from 2019, Scotus denied cert which left the ruling in place for the 9th Circuit but not nationwide.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (dCGWj)

67 The pledge, the turn, the prestige.

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (Hucnr)

68 Amazing how rich all these assholes are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2022 02:13 PM (dNqv+)


Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick had these nickelfuckers' number years ago:

https://tinyurl.com/5fewcpdf

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (2JVJo)

69 sorry, chicken pomegranate. Order the boar if you feel adventurous.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (ZZK0E)

70 I don't want to eat cat food like a fookin' prawn!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (II3Gr)

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If you can find cat food.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (3TihK)

71 I would like to say things like this will change when the Rs take over, but I know better.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (HmZuC)

72 Look who's sticking up for "gay ace" now!

Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2022 02:19 PM (9otr5)
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Where's Gary?

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (XHhHI)

73
The asshole who was president 30 years ago is younger today than the asshole who currently occupies the White House.

Think about that.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (Bxa9f)

74 We don't have bad Aces. We have bad commenters.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (SH2Zi)


I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (Ez6QX)

75 I present for your consideration, Eva Vlaardingerbroek (sorry no link or Joe Mannix teaser quote, I have no such skills)

She was guest on Tucker last night, not only to impress us with excellent insight on the vast protests for freedom in Europe, but also as a fine example of Dutch good looks.

Sorry to be OT, but then, is this ever off topic?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (fs1hN)

76 If Tucker was discussing the Boise case from 2019, Scotus denied cert which left the ruling in place for the 9th Circuit but not nationwide.
Posted by: whig

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thanks, I hadn't researched it yet, but that sounds about like what you'd expect. a cert denial. Time to destroy the ninth circus and start from scratch.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (ZZK0E)

77 I had a great joke about making Jerrold Nadler's skin into leather upholstery as Gein of function, but it got willowed. So I'm repeating it here.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (II3Gr)
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I enjoyed it in the last thread.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (XHhHI)

78 I don't want to eat cat food like a fookin' prawn!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (II3Gr)

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Would you settle for Gaines Burgers?

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (VJsqe)

79 Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (ZZK0E)

thanks much amigo. Really dry climate so kitty needs all the moisture he can get.

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (5aWFq)

80 Great Britain is ending all mask mandates, Covid passports, and work-from-home advisories beginning next Thursday.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-60047438
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 02:15 PM (sWM8x)

That is huge. I watch some brit streamers, and if they are representative of the population, they have pretty eagerly swallowed the CCP virus pill that we must all lock down and vax up to save the world even more eagerly than the American public has.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (SH2Zi)

81 64 I had a great joke about making Jerrold Nadler's skin into leather upholstery as Gein of function, but it got willowed. So I'm repeating it here.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (II3Gr)


I glans-ed at it . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (s2VJv)

82 Sweet sweet graft.

Better than slow cooked ribs on Sunday afternoon.


Two things no politician would ever vote for:

Term limits and no stock trading.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (4fSQf)

83 The pledge: we are going fix this problem

The turn: we formed a committee to investigate

The prestige: check out this scapegoat that we targeted. You're welcome!

Posted by: Max Power at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (Hucnr)

84 re: Eva Vlaardingerbroek

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right? Hoe-lee-fuck

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (ZZK0E)

85 I had a great joke about making Jerrold Nadler's skin into leather upholstery as Gein of function, but it got willowed. So I'm repeating it here.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (II3Gr)


Too bad the name is pronounced "Geen."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (2JVJo)

86 >>>Sorry to be OT, but then, is this ever off topic?

Sexy Dutchwomen? No, no it is not.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (HmZuC)

87 74 We don't have bad Aces. We have bad commenters.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (SH2Zi)

I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (Ez6QX)

Maybe a right-thinking 'ron could sex the crazy out of her.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (z5Vrg)

88 Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer is responsible for shepherding antitrust bills that aim to crack down on Big Tech -- and both his children are on the payroll of companies the proposals would seek to rein in ... Jessica Schumer is a registered lobbyist at Amazon, according to New York state records. Alison Schumer works at Facebook as a product marketing manager.
Advocates of the legislation fear that the tech companies' ties to Sen. Schumer's children could create a conflict of interest ...

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Sure, and that's a reasonable fear. It is a conflict of interest.

It is a comparatively small one, though. Sure, it's his family and thus he is unlikely to be objective about it, but these are bigwig politicians we're talking about. Schumer would rent his daughters to Joe Biden's Grope Emporium if it furthered his political power and ambitions. I have no doubt that he'd happily sacrifice their own careers to further his own.

The bigger conflict of interest is in the reality that Big Tech owns large tracts of the government, has shared control of the Democrat Party and is in the majority ownership position in large numbers of the politicians directly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (DU+/6)

89 Ugh, taking the oldest childling for a covid test in an hour. This is how it started in September. Tired, achey, no appetite. He has the weakest immune system in the family, followed by me, childling 2, wife, then childling 3....

Posted by: Mishdog at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (/VWLE)

90 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (arJlL)

91 Too bad the name is pronounced "Geen."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (2JVJo)

Shut your whore mouth and just roll with it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (II3Gr)

92 You lose God, you lose focus. And America becomes a pyramid scheme.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (XHhHI)

93 #20

Does he know a guy named Hunter?
Hunter always has the hookers and blow.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2022 02:24 PM (YdnVw)

94 chunky cheese: thanks, this is me:
https://youtu.be/bkbiJYU4CNI

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:24 PM (ZZK0E)

95 57 So Amazon went one step further than just straight up "donating" bribes to his campaign, by hiring his daughter to do the bribing, so they get double the bribes.

Posted by: Rbastid

Most of the officeholders in DC skim directly by insider deals and try to get their family members employment, contracts, or fedgov positions. With trillions to spend and the morals lower than alleycats, Americans per se are unrepresented by our legislative branch.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:24 PM (dCGWj)

96 I glans-ed at it . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (s2VJv)


LOL, ewww!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:24 PM (Ez6QX)

97 It just hit me.
Ace and Garrett.

-> Ace and Gary!

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (XHhHI)

98 So Britain is about to declare victory over COVID while Austria is about to sent people to death camps?

Well, maybe we should have nuked continental Europe a few times the last time we had to deal with them going full on fascist.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (ESjRY)

99 I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (Ez6QX)

Maybe a right-thinking 'ron could sex the crazy out of her.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (z5Vrg)

*types*
*deletes*
*deletes more*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (II3Gr)

100 sorry, chicken pomegranate. Order the boar if you feel adventurous.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (ZZK0E)

Patch actually liked elk and venison the coupla times I shared a bit with him.....

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (5aWFq)

101 "Slew, Host. So what is the proper form?"

Plethora.

Posted by: El Guapo at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (YFAIE)

102 They will insist that her father had absolutely nothing to do with the reason she was hired to be a lobbyist. They had no idea she was even related when hired.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (4Om93)

103 I'm sure they totes got those gigs on their own.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (NgqoH)

104 >>>You lose God, you lose focus. And America becomes a pyramid scheme.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (XHhHI)

This would have been helpful information BEFORE we built those things.

Posted by: The Israelites at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (QYPq3)

105 I glans-ed at it . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM (s2VJv)

I appreciate your tip.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (II3Gr)

106 This post points out the all too obvious fact that there is NO distance between government and business, in its' many forms.

Gee, I wish there was a word for that.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (nfrXX)

107
I predict one of the leftist "Justices" on the Court will retire very soon, perhaps deliberately and strategically to help the Democrats in '22.

--Does a leftist Justice retire this Summer to gin up outrage for the '22 elections, or...

--does a leftist Justice retire in '23, possibly forcing a Republican majority in the Senate to confirm a new horrible leftist Justice and demoralizing the Republican base voters?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (Bxa9f)

108 I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (Ez6QX)

Well, yeah. *hugs*

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (SH2Zi)

109 Lobbyist = no show job to hide a payoff

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (Y5qcH)

110 Chuck, this is isn't right. You can't be pimping your daughters out to other people...you need to take care of them yourself. Come on man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (ESjRY)

111 "Could" create a conflict of interest?

Good grief.

Posted by: pj at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (G1dq6)

112 I asked Brandon if I could be first on his enemies list.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (YdnVw)

113 How DARE you question Senator Schumer's integrity!!!

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (/4P8i)

114 Ugh, taking the oldest childling for a covid test in an hour.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM


It's okay to put him in the trunk until you get there. Just in case, ya know.

Posted by: Houston area teacher at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (MzKgG)

115 I think they should arrest and indict Trump.

Old and Busted: Investigating the crimes of a presidential candidate is the gravest of sins and you should be impeached for even talking about it.

New Hotness: Trump must have broken some law, let's try to see which one!
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He is the family bag man. Every family in power in DC has one. What's the problem, jelly?

Posted by: You peons don't understand at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (JxUuv)

116 Maybe a right-thinking 'ron could sex the crazy out of her.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (z5Vrg)


Flounder's a boy. And a cute one, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (Ez6QX)

117 They will insist that her father had absolutely nothing to do with the reason she was hired to be a lobbyist. They had no idea she was even related when hired.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (4Om93)
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Totes!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer's Niece Amy at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (XHhHI)

118 Eva Vlaardingerbroek

*****

Donn't star at her picture too long, it might break your Vlaardinger.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (m45I2)

119 re: Eva Vlaardingerbroek
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right? Hoe-lee-fuck
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM


*consults interwebz*

Yowza!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (HhfIU)

120 re: Eva Vlaardingerbroek
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Beautiful, intelligent, and speaks perfect English. Yeah, I noticed her.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (sWM8x)

121 Maybe a right-thinking 'ron could sex the crazy out of her.

==


wait ! WAIIIT! This has makings of a Great Pick Up Line , no ? "Excuse me, but can I sex the crazy out of you ? Because you look like you need it !'

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (V13WU)

122 Well, conservatives have chosen to allow the GOP to be run by liberals for decades, so not much. However, it's also not germane to the idea that conservative in the UK and the US tend to mean different things.

Try to stay on topic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

No kidding. Really? I guess I am lacking in edumacashun to understand the differences in the Tories and "American Conservatism". Nothing has been "conserved" by playing defense, maybe go on offense, and win a few. That's all.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)

123 Schumer Jr. and Biden Jr. should join forces.

Lobbyists R Us.

or

NAHOC, Inc. (Not A Hint of Corruption.)



Posted by: LASue at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

124 I think that every relationship in Washington should be considered a conflict of interest until cleared.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (XHhHI)

125 PredictIt has an interesting bet.

How many Republicans who voted to impeach Trump will be re-elected?

Current odds are
0: 22
1: 24
2: 24
3: 14
4: 9
5: 3

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (OalnH)

126 Willowed, natch, and referring to the subject of the thread below:

It's worth mentioning, I think, that all this discussion is based on a Rasmussen poll that might/might not be worth the paper it's printed on.

Any "info" these days, imo, is as likely to be an op as not.

So, "Watch their hands." Not their words.

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And that ties in nicely with this thread, too, given that every fricking one of them is up to their armpits in sleaze.

Posted by: Fou Troll at January 19, 2022 02:28 PM (HLwmB)

127 I guess one unfunny 'comedian' in the family was enough.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 02:28 PM (HmZuC)

128 Maybe a right-thinking 'ron could sex the crazy out of her.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (z5Vrg)

She won't give up the crazy easy, but I am sure husband is up to the task.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:28 PM (SH2Zi)

129 right? Hoe-lee-fuck
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:22 PM
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Flawless lady.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:28 PM (XHhHI)

130 The bigger conflict of interest is in the reality that Big Tech owns large tracts of the government, has shared control of the Democrat Party and is in the majority ownership position in large numbers of the politicians directly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:23 PM (DU+/6)

Absolutely. Let's not forget the media, as well. Jay Carney spends 20 years at TIME, then goes to work for Biden and then Obama in the White House. From there, he goes to Amazon to be their SVP for Corporate Affairs. While there, he convinces Jeff Bezos to give (give!) Van Jones $100 million in unrestricted funds as an award. Where does it go from there? He's just one example of dozens.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 02:28 PM (2DdD8)

131 A lot of words have been expended here - and CBD has risked carpel tunnel in deleting them - regarding how the Boomers are in full panic mode just trying to die with all their wealth intact.

That ain't rightly true - they're also busy doing everything they can to buy jobs for their kids.

Give credit where credit is due - back when honest Socialists were trying to win in the arena of ideas - they always talked about rent seeking. Leveraging their wealth, without producing any value, simply to gain advantage over those who couldn't climb high enough on the economic ladder to "afford" a mortgage.

Posted by: Teller of Truth at January 19, 2022 02:28 PM (ePsby)

132 It's a big, corrupt oligarchy if we can keep it, and you ain't in it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 02:28 PM (sRTZp)

133 The cynic in me says any system of government will inevitably devolve into man's baser instincts.

Although our forefathers saw this coming and gave us specific tools to rectify the situation, I think the rot also exists at the state, so no hope there.

Basically. We're fucked.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (4fSQf)

134 They will insist that her father had absolutely nothing to do with the reason she was hired to be a lobbyist. They had no idea she was even related when hired.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 19, 2022 02:25 PM (4Om93)


Yeah, I believe that like I believe Tori Spelling auditioned for 90210 and used a fake name so nobody would know who her dad was.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (Ez6QX)

135 It is a Big Club.

And you are not in it.

Posted by: rd at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (Z32m1)

136 Your parcel is lying next to the railroad tracks in LA. Haven't you been paying attention? Looting trains and trucks is the new in thing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (5HBd1)

137
Obama did it right. Never worked a day in his life, immediately went for the single position with the biggest rake-off of any in the Party, retired young after leaving the entire job of governing to his puppet-master Jarrett, and then collected a series of truly enormous payouts.

Oh, to be that fuckin' guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (4odx6)

138 or stare, even.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (m45I2)

139 122 No kidding. Really? I guess I am lacking in edumacashun to understand the differences in the Tories and "American Conservatism". Nothing has been "conserved" by playing defense, maybe go on offense, and win a few. That's all.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (6VKyY)

=========

It's the difference in what is purported to be conserved.

American conservatives talk of the founding documents and limited federal power. Whether they follow through or not is a separate question.

British conservatives talk about conserving the welfare state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

140 Flounder's a boy. And a cute one, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (Ez6QX)

They were talking about you, Lovely Lady of the Bacon.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (SH2Zi)

141 This shit is just the latest version. Politicans' kids have always had cushy jobs with powerful companies. In the 50s and 60s it was probably GM and Ford. Today it's Amazon. The names and places change, but the corruption stays the same.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (OalnH)

142 chunky cheese: thanks, this is me:
https://youtu.be/bkbiJYU4CNI

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 19, 2022 02:24 PM (ZZK0E)

Lol. "it's not about the nail."

you seen it?

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (5aWFq)

143 Yeah, I believe that like I believe Tori Spelling auditioned for 90210 and used a fake name so nobody would know who her dad was.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (Ez6QX)
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Who they totally had never seen on Take Your Daughter To Work Day.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (XHhHI)

144 Great Britain is ending all mask mandates, Covid passports, and work-from-home advisories beginning next Thursday.

Adults in charge again?

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (kOpft)

145 133 The cynic in me says any system of government will inevitably devolve into man's baser instincts.

Although our forefathers saw this coming and gave us specific tools to rectify the situation, I think the rot also exists at the state, so no hope there.

Basically. We're fucked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (4fSQf)

Well the model is to pit ambition against ambition. This fell apart at the federal level, but arguably we still have a shot of someone with grand aspirations leading things at the state level.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (z5Vrg)

146 The perennial " vote for the lesser of the two evils" will come into play this year, as it does in every election. This is a powerful tactic used with great success by both parties, but most notably by Republicans.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (6Je/Q)

147 The problem is it never was really dangerous to eff over your constituents.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (YdnVw)

148 Oh, to be that fuckin' guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (4odx6)

Yeah, but no one ever let him be clear. Where as, I, on the other hand have never had a problem being clear.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (UuD2k)

149 I made a Tom Bombadil reference in the previous thread but you don't see me crowing about it.

Much.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (44ww/)

150 She won't give up the crazy easy, but I am sure husband is up to the task.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:28 PM


Zombie Bob Dole can help with that.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (HhfIU)

151 Second look at Income Inequality? ...

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:31 PM (XHhHI)

152 The cynic in me says any system of government will inevitably devolve into man's baser instincts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (4fSQf)

This is not cynicism. This is realism.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:31 PM (SH2Zi)

153 It's okay to put him in the trunk until you get there. Just in case, ya know.
Posted by: Houston area teacher at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (MzKgG)

Sound advice Houston area teacher. I'll tape his mouth shut too, so he doesn't cough all over the cover for the spare tire.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 19, 2022 02:31 PM (/VWLE)

154 GB is going to wrap the covid shit up by March. So in about 6 weeks or so.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:31 PM (V13WU)

155 Lol. "it's not about the nail."

you seen it?
Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (5aWFq)
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At church even.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:31 PM (XHhHI)

156 It's all a scam Ace. Just look at what a person can pull up publicly on genomes to figure out how the game is rigged.

tinyurl.com/35mxj9pt
Smoking gun moderna patented man made sars-cov2 gene sequence in 2018

Posted by: SkinnerVic at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (nbwH3)

157 >>All at a $178,000 annual salary. AMAZING!!!!


They should be paying 110% in income Tax for the first 20 years they are out of office.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (iKRmB)

158 GB is going to wrap the covid shit up by March. So in about 6 weeks or so.
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:31 PM (V13WU)


I wonder how much pushback they're going to get from people who want to stay WFH.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (Ez6QX)

159 No conflict of interest here. In fact I would venture to say that their interests align quite perfectly.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (m45I2)

160 had a great joke about making Jerrold Nadler's skin into leather upholstery as Gein of function, but it got willowed. So I'm repeating it here.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:20 PM (II3Gr)
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I glans-ed at it . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

that's a hoary old joke

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (IJES/)

161 If any of us did what Congress does with investments we would go to jail. It is clear insider trading, and it is illegal for everyone in America except for them.

I hope they all die of loathsome diseases.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (Q9lwr)

162 Great Britain is ending all mask mandates, Covid passports, and work-from-home advisories beginning next Thursday.

If the chatter is true that Brandon is going to declare "victory over Covid" in a few months, this is laying the groundwork, methinks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (njfCw)

163 Flounder's a boy. And a cute one, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:26 PM (Ez6QX)



You've said similar things about me, therefore your credibility is heavily tainted.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

164 The cynic in me says any system of government will inevitably devolve into man's baser instincts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:29 PM (4fSQf)
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Oh. I agree. But idealism and mission focus helps for a while.

America is the greatest country that ever existed and it's pretty much gone.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (XHhHI)

165 Jessica Schumer - Registered lobbyist at Amazon
Alison Schumer - Facebook product marketing manager
Chuck Schumer - Family Boss

The Mafia has nothing on these degenerates. Daughters Schumer probably have permanently reserved tables at the Copacabana.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (aXxgO)

166 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Home Invasion Robbery at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (YdnVw)

167 For grins I looked up what Tip O'Neil's oldest son did for a living. Why, shockingly he ran a consulting company in DC. The rot has always been there.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (OalnH)

168 Seems the turds don't fall far from the assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (axyOa)

169 I wonder what news is about to break on the corruption and graft that happened during the 'plandemic' that they're hoping to distract from.

Remember when the FDA wanted to drop the pfizer casualty list over the course of 75 years? And the judge told them to fuck off and deliver it in 8 months?

The first tranche is scheduled for Jan. 30.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (kOpft)

170 And Amy Schumer is a fat disgusting pig

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

171 When's the "press conference" (lol)?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (yWM8G)

172 Jessica Schumer - Registered lobbyist at Amazon
Alison Schumer - Facebook product marketing manager
Chuck Schumer - Family Boss

The Mafia has nothing on these degenerates. Daughters Schumer probably have permanently reserved tables at the Copacabana.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (aXxgO)
++++
Amy Schumer (niece) - Media and social personality

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (DU+/6)

173 Jay Carney spends 20 years at TIME, then goes to work for Biden and then Obama in the White House. From there, he goes to Amazon to be their SVP for Corporate Affairs. While there, he convinces Jeff Bezos to give (give!) Van Jones $100 million in unrestricted funds as an award. Where does it go from there? He's just one example of dozens.
==
This is how payoffs are done. Book deals, awards, no show jobs. Classic.

Posted by: Nothing new under the sun at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (YkyYi)

174 PredictIt has an interesting bet.

How many Republicans who voted to impeach Trump will be re-elected?


If they run?
Every.
Single.
One.

Hear me now and believe me later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (2JVJo)

175 Meow.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (wAnMi)

176 Great Britain is ending all mask mandates, Covid passports, and work-from-home advisories beginning next Thursday.

Adults in charge again?
Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (kOpft)

Wasn't Boris Johnson recently caught privately mocking and ignoring the mask and passport mandates, while publicly acting like they mean something ?

Posted by: LASue at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

177 Amy Schumer (niece) - Media and social personality

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:33 PM (DU+/6)
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With endless media lives.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (XHhHI)

178 149 I made a Tom Bombadil reference in the previous thread but you don't see me crowing about it.

Much.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (44ww/)

Hot wife, tho

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (6FeV1)

179 >>>Adults in charge again?

Nah, Boris got caught partying maskless and decided to short-circuit the scandal by saying fuck it and getting rid of it. Now if we could only catch Joe having sex with a Nord Stream 2 pipeline...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (HmZuC)

180 "Advocates of the legislation fear that the tech companies' ties to Sen. Schumer's children could create a conflict of interest, people close to the matter told On the Money."

I shan't believe it. I shannot. These are good and honorable crooks.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (aXxgO)

181 At church even.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:31 PM (XHhHI)

So its man church? Cool! Whats the dues?

Posted by: Chunky Cheese at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (5aWFq)

182 I wonder how much pushback they're going to get from people who want to stay WFH.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (Ez6QX)

they have their share of crazies

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (V13WU)

183 He joined the board of a biofuel company after it defrauded investors, according to an SEC ruling, and whose CEO was convicted after bribing Georgia officials

Paul was president of an environmental investment firm that turned out to be a front for two convicted fraudsters, documents reveal


He ripped off lefties, don't care.

He served as vice president of a company previously embroiled in an investigation of scam calls that targeted senior citizens

Get the rope.

Posted by: Gorsuch and Sotomayor at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (x980n)

184 How many Republicans who voted to impeach Trump will be re-elected?

If they run?
Every.
Single.
One.

Hear me now and believe me later.


Is stupid Liz Cheney on that list? Cuz I don't think she has a snowball's chance...

Posted by: LASue at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

185 In a system this broken, it would take hundreds of MTCs willing to break it up.

And I fear that's what they are trying to stop. You know, you lessers sending undesirables to represent you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (4fSQf)

186 For those interested, I saw over at Insty that actress Yvette Mimieux died yesterday at age 80. Strangely enough, "The Time Machine" was just on 3 or so days ago.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (sVtYq)

187


Funny but there is absolute radio silence from Titty Caca Cortez. You'd think such a champion of the people and a potential primary rival for Cuck might speak up about this.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (s2VJv)

188 "A medical company Pelosi Jr. worked for was accused of testing drugs on people without FDA authorization, DailyMail.com can reveal"

You mean like Pfizzzer and Myyyyyderna???

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (MkuC5)

189 Eva Vlaardingerbroek in the black undergarments. Sigh.

Be back on the Cafe thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (u82oZ)

190 170 And Amy Schumer is a fat disgusting pig
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Actually, I'm a fat, disgusting ho. But you do you, man.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (sWM8x)

191 Pfizer has already announced that we will have to innoculate yearly as a protection against the yearly covid variant strain. This ensures that the spice, in the form of ungodly profits, will continue to flow for, forever. Which was their point all along.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (6Je/Q)

192 Schumer Jr. and Biden Jr. should join forces.
Lobbyists R Us. or NAHOC, Inc. (Not A Hint of Corruption.)
Posted by: LASue at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)


=====================
Make it a franchise. I bet there are a thousand Congress Critter's sons and daughters willing to grift away.

Subsidiaries can include Executive Placement in exchange for certain regualatory leniencies.

Posted by: rd at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (Z32m1)

193 Although our forefathers saw this coming and gave us specific tools to rectify the situation, I think the rot also exists at the state, so no hope there.

The Dead White Guys always wanted competition. And they were pretty blunt about it when it came to government.

They didn't want standing armies (sorry - but it's true) and they didn't want a professional police class. Their antidote for both was a well armed citizenry.

They didn't want a media class. They wanted anyone that could afford the ink and paper access to a press without fear of seizure - although, entirely in fear of what you printed about your neighbor. You could dog cuss the government all you wanted, however.

Such is what a self-governing society looks like. Not efficient - but free.

Posted by: Teller of Truth at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (/JvDK)

194 You've said similar things about me, therefore your credibility is heavily tainted.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

You know who else is heavily tainted?

Posted by: Lena D. at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (/9mpK)

195 I made a Tom Bombadil reference in the previous thread but you don't see me crowing about it.

Much.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (44ww/)

Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo? That guy? He's a smooth operator. I'll have to check the last thread.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (/VWLE)

196 You know what they never tell you about the slave owner shitting in slaves' mouths?

1. It was a black owner.
2. It's an African domination tactic.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (XHhHI)

197 Probably wasn't the best idea for Hakeem Jeffries to admit that Democrats were inspired to nationalize our elections by Hugo Chavez.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

198 Hear me now and believe me later.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM


This guy, he knows what he's talking about!

Posted by: Hans und Franz at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (HhfIU)

199 For grins I looked up what Tip O'Neil's oldest son did for a living. Why, shockingly he ran a consulting company in DC. The rot has always been there.
==
Bernie Sanders wife owns a company that places political advertising on local TV stations. They take 10% of the price right off the top. So yes, Bernie spent 200 million on TV commercials. His wife's near zero overhead company pockets 10% - and writes off depreciates whatever it can.

Posted by: Nothing new under the sun at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (FOSUO)

200 Nah, Boris got caught partying maskless and decided to short-circuit the scandal by saying fuck it and getting rid of it. Now if we could only catch Joe having sex with a Nord Stream 2 pipeline...
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 19, 2022 02:34 PM (HmZuC)
++++
For the right price, I'll identify as the Nord Stream 2 pipeline and sleep with the shambling old wreck.

But the payoff better be *big* and tie directly in with mom's promotion.

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (DU+/6)

201 I made a Tom Bombadil reference in the previous thread but you don't see me crowing about it.
Much.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


well, being willowed and making obscure tolkein references is like commenting on a thread that was live when Dark Lord Melkor rose to power.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (IJES/)

202 They were talking about you, Lovely Lady of the Bacon.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:30 PM (SH2Zi)


Well that's just a losing battle. PS, apparently some guy has been jogging naked around Spokane, and nurse and I have decided you are top of the suspect list.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (Ez6QX)

203 I made a Tom Bombadil reference in the previous thread but you don't see me crowing about it.


Who?

Posted by: Peter Jackson at January 19, 2022 02:37 PM (ESjRY)

204 Funny but there is absolute radio silence from Titty Caca Cortez. You'd think such a champion of the people and a potential primary rival for Cuck might speak up about this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (s2VJv)

The triple-jabbed cocksucker caught the CCP virus. Kind of deflates your social credit score for a bit.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:37 PM (SH2Zi)

205 Pols in the US and the UK (and elsewhere) have been getting caught with their masks down for 2 years now and they just keep partying like it's 2019.

Pelosi, Schumer, Whitmer, Cuomo, Brandon hisself...the list goes on and on and on. And on.

I think something bigger is up with Boris's decision.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 19, 2022 02:37 PM (njfCw)

206 197 Probably wasn't the best idea for Hakeem Jeffries to admit that Democrats were inspired to nationalize our elections by Hugo Chavez.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

What Hakeem Jeffries supporter was turned off by this reference?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 02:37 PM (KbCG3)

207 HOUSE DEMS CHAIR HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We're inspired by Hugo Chavez"

They are literally insane.

https://bit.ly/3FVLl0Z

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 02:37 PM (x980n)

208 Funny but there is absolute radio silence from Titty Caca Cortez. You'd think such a champion of the people and a potential primary rival for Cuck might speak up about this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 02:35 PM (s2VJv)

Maybe it's because she's every much a part of the club as the rest of the actors and actresses? Nah that's crazy talk.

Posted by: Lena D. at January 19, 2022 02:37 PM (/9mpK)

209 Don't take Tom Bombadil if you're allergic to Tom Bombadil.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (XHhHI)

210 Wasn't Boris Johnson recently caught privately mocking and ignoring the mask and passport mandates, while publicly acting like they mean something ?

--

He tried to pass off that they were all congregated together in his garden "working." Which begs the question, so? Does the virus care if you're working or not?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (sVtYq)

211 It's things like this that might finally get GOPe onboard with Anti-trust enforcement.

Senator Cleetus B. GOPeman, 5 billionth inventor of extortion: "What you mean if I threaten them, they might pay me (or one of my idiot kids) money not to actually harm them? That's brilliant! Can't believe I never thought of it before!"

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (dYe5S)

212 Well that's just a losing battle. PS, apparently some guy has been jogging naked around Spokane, and nurse and I have decided you are top of the suspect list.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:36 PM (Ez6QX)

I should have known better. Disclaimer: it has been cold out.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (SH2Zi)

213 When the discussion turns to talk of Jerry Nadler's foreskin, it's time to step away from the keyboard.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (m45I2)

214 I have not talked with my daughters in 30 years! I'm clean on this!

Posted by: Charles "Modern-day Abraham Lincoln" Schumer at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (AMIL/)

215 HOUSE DEMS CHAIR HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We're inspired by Hugo Chavez"

They are literally insane.

https://bit.ly/3FVLl0Z
Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 02:37 PM (x980n)
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He's a "socialist" who died a billionaire, so no, no surprise.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (XHhHI)

216
I should have known better. Disclaimer: it has been cold out.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (SH2Zi


That's the short of it?

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (4fSQf)

217 When the discussion turns to talk of Jerry Nadler's foreskin, it's time to step away from the keyboard.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (m45I2)
++++
I didn't know planets had foreskins. NASA keeps discovering crazy new shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (DU+/6)

218 179 Nah, Boris got caught partying maskless and decided to short-circuit the scandal by saying fuck it and getting rid of it. Now if we could only catch Joe having sex with a Nord Stream 2 pipeline...

we're gonna need a bigger viagra

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (v3pYe)

219 213 When the discussion turns to talk of Jerry Nadler's foreskin, it's time to step away from the keyboard.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 19, 2022 02:38 PM (m45I2)

More like a threeskin, amirite?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (6FeV1)

220 - 221, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (mZUr4)

221 Oh, to be that fuckin' guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Obama, is a bitter clinger, he clings to the excuse of having a typical white grandmother as his own disenchantment with life, even though he is perfectly able to change direction on his own.
His wealth has not replaced his bitterness of living.

You have won the lottery with your love and care of mate and family.
Your legacy will far outshine Obama's bitter existence.

Posted by: old chick at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (sOete)

222
Scandalous !

"A veterinarian, a dentist and a podcast host? Majority of "270 doctors" who signed letter demanding Spotify take action against Joe Rogan are not medical doctors"

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (V13WU)

223 Maybe it's because she's every much a part of the club as the rest of the actors and actresses? Nah that's crazy talk.

AOC used to go after Pelosi and Dem leadership all the time. Seems like they figured out a way to bring horseface to a manageable trot.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (x980n)

224 What Hakeem Jeffries supporter was turned off by this reference?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 02:37 PM


What Hakeem Jeffries supporter understood that reference?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (HhfIU)

225 220 - 221, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (mZUr4)
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Kudos.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (XHhHI)

226 Chuck Schumer has resting pedophile face, and the greasy manner of a used car salesman.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (3YVs3)

227 Methos: "Remember when the FDA wanted to drop the pfizer casualty list over the course of 75 years? And the judge told them to fuck off and deliver it in 8 months?..."

Damn, you're right. That would explain Pfizer coming out just days ago saying how vaccines one and two were virtually worthless. Prepping the battlespace before the exposure they never wanted to disclose gets exposed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (aXxgO)

228 220 - 221, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (mZUr4)


Nailed it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (Ez6QX)

229
wait ! WAIIIT! This has makings of a Great Pick Up Line , no ? "Excuse me, but can I sex the crazy out of you ? Because you look like you need it !'

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:27 PM


I can't wait to try it out in 12 to 18 months.

Posted by: Inmate #34252 California Penal at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (dQvv7)

230 He's a "socialist" who died a billionaire, so no, no surprise.
===
I'm not dead yet, I still got a shot!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (9O4IT)

231 "A veterinarian, a dentist and a podcast host? Majority of "270 doctors" who signed letter demanding Spotify take action against Joe Rogan are not medical doctors"
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (V13WU)
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The list has been gone through. Only 100 of them are qualified to make the diagnosis they support.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (XHhHI)

232
Posted by: old chick at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (sOete)

Yeah, you're right. I know the money certainly hasn't made Michelle happy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (4odx6)

233
The "party" Boris Johnson was "caught" at was in April or May 2020.

This fake "scandal" just came out because it's another fake whistleblower hoax they're trying to use against Boris to oust him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (Bxa9f)

234 When the discussion turns to talk of Jerry Nadler's foreskin, it's time to step away from the keyboard.

--

And if some 'ron makes that into a band name, I'm gonna have to crack some skulls.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (sVtYq)

235 Strangely enough, "The Time Machine" was just on 3 or so days ago.

Technically, it's *always* on.

Posted by: The Doctor at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (kOpft)

236 227 Methos: "Remember when the FDA wanted to drop the pfizer casualty list over the course of 75 years? And the judge told them to fuck off and deliver it in 8 months?..."

Damn, you're right. That would explain Pfizer coming out just days ago saying how vaccines one and two were virtually worthless. Prepping the battlespace before the exposure they never wanted to disclose gets exposed.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (aXxgO)

Wow. I consider myself to be quite cynical, and I didn't put that together either. Makes complete sense.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (2DdD8)

237 220 - 221, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (mZUr4)
---
Kudos.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (XHhHI)


Thanks! A nod to an OM Rant thread last month or so when he had Teri Garr for "Who Dis".

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (mZUr4)

238 161 If any of us did what Congress does with investments we would go to jail. It is clear insider trading, and it is illegal for everyone in America except for them. I hope they all die of loathsome diseases.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Corruption is almost always present in any political system to the public detriment including our government even in the Continental Congress era. But, giving the fed gov unbridled taxing, spending, and regulatory powers have more or less made all large businesses accomplices in that corruption or risk losing out to their competitors.

Globalism means that legislative and administrative corruption though includes enemies of the US making payments which is not a historical norm. History tells us that a) a wholly incorruptible government has never been instituted and b) at some point, unbridled corruption destroys that particular form of government and perhaps the state itself if there is no reform.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (dCGWj)

239 226 Chuck Schumer has resting pedophile face, and the greasy manner of a used car salesman.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (3YVs3)

Chuck Schumer perpetually looks like he just farted on purpose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (6FeV1)

240 There is a whole undercurrent of crazy leftwing women looking for chads to give them some sexy time.

And it does seem to calm them for a while, hell look at ShoeOnHead as one prime example.

But when their Chad goes back on the hunt they get crazier then ever before...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 02:42 PM (ESjRY)

241 By that measure, I am a doctor too. Why who could forget my online ministration to sick and needy here ? Who prescribed leeches and proper doses of mercury when it was most needed ? Who, I ask you ?

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:42 PM (V13WU)

242 Methos: "Remember when the FDA wanted to drop the pfizer casualty list over the course of 75 years? And the judge told them to fuck off and deliver it in 8 months?..."

Damn, you're right. That would explain Pfizer coming out just days ago saying how vaccines one and two were virtually worthless. Prepping the battlespace before the exposure they never wanted to disclose gets exposed.
==
Yeah. They weren't planning on releasing that data until 2090 or so.

Posted by: So helpful at January 19, 2022 02:42 PM (YkyYi)

243 232
Posted by: old chick at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (sOete)

Yeah, you're right. I know the money certainly hasn't made Michelle happy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (4odx6)

She always looks like a disgruntled bulldog.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:42 PM (6Je/Q)

244 Leave Chuck alone.

Posted by: Jim Jordan and Dan Crenshaw at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (GYllL)

245 If any of us did what Congress does with investments we would go to jail. It is clear insider trading, and it is illegal for everyone in America except for them. I hope they all die of loathsome diseases.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Seconded.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (SH2Zi)

246 Wow. I consider myself to be quite cynical, and I didn't put that together either. Makes complete sense.

Posted by: Darrell Harris

Pfizer also has a EUA pill treatment for Covid--Paxlovid that is an antiviral treatment.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (dCGWj)

247 220 - 221, whatever it takes.
Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:39 PM (mZUr4)
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Kudos.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:40 PM (XHhHI)

Thanks! A nod to an OM Rant thread last month or so when he had Teri Garr for "Who Dis".
Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (mZUr4)
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I guarantee you TJM's got 404 locked down right now.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (XHhHI)

248 This bikini blonde(ish) exiting the pool is pretty sure this is a black-letter conflict of interest but is also pretty sure that nothing will come of it:
https://is.gd/eg0hP2

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

249
Yeah, you're right. I know the money certainly hasn't made Michelle happy.


She's married to a gay coke fiend. How many dollars are going to make you happy dealing with that?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (ESjRY)

250 A source close to a firm Nancy's son worked for told DailyMail.com that Pelosi Jr. received $2.8 million of shares allegedly issued as part of a massive $164 million fraud in July 2016.

---------

"Impressive, but can he paint?" -- Hunter Biden/Paul Pelosi 2024!

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (ai0yS)

251 Where has this Pelosi kid been? Hunter's almost out of money!

Posted by: Strippers Union at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

252 She always looks like a disgruntled bulldog.
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:42 PM (6Je/Q)


Holy shit. That's a perfect description.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (Ez6QX)

253 It's a dirty, filthy, crooked game and we're not invited.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 02:44 PM (V47Pl)

254 Way late to the thread but I was detained by Sarah Hoyt who was yelling at me because I keep borrowing her Shocked Face without asking.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 19, 2022 02:44 PM (dfRN6)

255 Eva Vlaardingerbroek

If she were Dutch cheese, she'd be really gouda.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 02:44 PM (axyOa)

256 I saw Disgruntled Bulldog open for Jerry Nadler's Foreskin at Austin City Limits in '16.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:44 PM (2JVJo)

257 Chucky is another one I can't wait until he is gone

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (opHsK)

258 I guarantee you TJM's got 404 locked down right now.
Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (XHhHI)


LOL! I nailed the 404 thing on back to back threads last night. I only try that when TJM is unlikely to be around. He already has enough reasons to wanna fight me.

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (mZUr4)

259 hahahahhha

that old truth fucker is just now putting his ants on


hahahahhahha

on to the next lie the NYC wenches want to push

Posted by: totenberg and marcus at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (us2H3)

260 Eva Vlaardingerbroek

If she were Dutch cheese, she'd be really gouda.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 02:44 PM (axyOa)

She'd be Nacho Girlfriend.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (SH2Zi)

261 Pfizer makes horse medication. So really when you take their vax, you're taking horse medication.

I mean that's how the logic goes right?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (OalnH)

262 240 There is a whole undercurrent of crazy leftwing women looking for chads to give them some sexy time.

And it does seem to calm them for a while, hell look at ShoeOnHead as one prime example.

But when their Chad goes back on the hunt they get crazier then ever before...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 02:42 PM (ESjRY


So what are you proposing? Mandatory sexy time for all liberal women?

What about 'air quotes' women.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (4fSQf)

263 >> Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM

God bless you.

Posted by: Jim Jordan and Dan Crenshaw at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (GYllL)

264 And if some 'ron makes that into a band name, I'm gonna have to crack some skulls.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM


I saw Jerry Nadler's Forsekin open for Boyz 2 Men at the Garden in '91.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (HhfIU)

265 Eva Vlaardingerbroek


--

I saw her yesterday and even I was impressed. A very beautiful young woman.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (sVtYq)

266 I saw Disgruntled Bulldog open for Jerry Nadler's Foreskin at Austin City Limits in '16.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:44 PM (2JVJo)


Ha, I KNEW some 'ron would take Lady in Black's comment as a challenge.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (Ez6QX)

267 Sarah Hoyt needs much more play at Insty, to the detriment of some other contributors.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (6Je/Q)

268 What can we expect? PACs, Lobbyists, and Corporations write today's legislation some Senator or Representative slaps their name to push through Congress.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (XHhHI)

269
If Graft Hunter is any indicator, these spoiled princelings seem to believe that *they* are the ones earning all the family money by acting as the cash funnels for daddy. It was very revealing that Hunter sees it this way. Human nature, I suppose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (4odx6)

270 Pfizer makes horse medication.



Not Merck ? I thought it was Merck. Not that it matters.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (V13WU)

271 I saw Jerry Nadler's Foreskin open for Smell My Finger last year at the Greek Festival. They were both terrible.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (BvNzB)

272 Pfizer also has a EUA pill treatment for Covid--Paxlovid that is an antiviral treatment.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (dCGWj)

'Paxlovid'. Sounds like a weird combination of Pax (country), Pavlov, and COVID.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (2DdD8)

273 Back in the day it seemed the Nazis in Germany were the government, and big business had to bow to them in order to stay in business.

Here, our Nazis are big business, and the government bows ro them.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (PzsSe)

274 I read that as Weather Tech and was very confused.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (GbPPJ)

275 Everybody listen up because I have a great idea. Let's elect Joe Biden as POTUS!! What could go wrong??

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (izjHR)

276 248 This bikini blonde(ish) exiting the pool is pretty sure this is a black-letter conflict of interest but is also pretty sure that nothing will come of it:

https://is.gd/eg0hP2

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

---------

"She's got Betty Davis Hey-Come-Hither eyes ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (ai0yS)

277 Here's what our university said about the KN95 (apparently they can't get the N95s) masks:
"However, [school name] Medical Partnership has been allowing extended continuous use and limited reuse of KN95 masks through a 72-hour rotation; e.g., Mask 1 is worn on Monday, Mask 2 is worn on Tuesday, Mask 3 is worn on Wednesday, Mask 1 is worn on Thursday, Mask 2 is worn on Friday, etc. As such, each individual with an expressed need for the KN95 masks may be provided more than one mask to be used on a rotating basis during the semester."

OMG! Idiots.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (aW5/6)

278 248 This bikini blonde(ish) exiting the pool is pretty sure this is a black-letter conflict of interest but is also pretty sure that nothing will come of it:
https://is.gd/eg0hP2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (DU+/6)


Man, I would scramble her eggs all day long.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (4fSQf)

279 This bikini blonde(ish) exiting the pool is pretty sure this is a black-letter conflict of interest but is also pretty sure that nothing will come of it:
https://is.gd/eg0hP2
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:43 PM (DU+/6)


I haven't looked yet, but I'm gonna bet she is inferior to a certain dark haired hottie in a red bikini, exiting a pool in an iconic early 80s movie scene.

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (mZUr4)

280 Eva Vlaardingerbroek

If she were Dutch cheese, she'd be really gouda.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 02:44 PM (axyOa)

She'd be Nacho Girlfriend.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (SH2Zi)
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AKA Nacho Squeeze

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (XHhHI)

281 >>>HOUSE DEMS CHAIR HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We're inspired by Hugo Chavez"

They are literally insane.

https://bit.ly/3FVLl0Z

Posted by: bonhomme at January 19, 2022 02:37 PM (x980n)

I can do him one better. I inspired Hugo Chavez.

Posted by: Chesa Bodin at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (QYPq3)

282 my wife's thoughts whenever Nina Totenberg crossed the threshold of our CT antique shop

"oh fuck, not this cunt "

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (us2H3)

283 It's worse than the Mafia

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (Irn0L)

284 So what are you proposing? Mandatory sexy time for all liberal women?

Um...sure. As long as I get the Hollywood starlets - someone else can get the diversity officers and chicks with dicks.

Though, it is funny, that is one of the things that feminists bitch about political incels who want the "socialism of sex". It is almost comical because really by leftwing "principals" they aren't wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (ESjRY)

285 Nancy Pelosi's son Paul was involved in FIVE companies probed by the feds as shocking paper trail connects him to a slew of fraudsters and convicted criminals


Pfffft

Posted by: Brandon's spawn at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (Rbu5d)

286 Did someone say Boys 2 Men? That's our ideal coupling!

Posted by: Lincoln Project at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (FJYfm)

287 I saw Jerry Nadler's Forsekin open for Boyz 2 Men at the Garden in '91.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (HhfIU)

That's not as bad as when Jerry Nadler's Forsekin split and members went their separate ways.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (SH2Zi)

288 The perennial " vote for the lesser of the two evils" will come into play this year, as it does in every election. This is a powerful tactic used with great success by both parties, but most notably by Republicans.

It's a fine tactic, employed by the apologists of both.

They never mention "letting shit continue on like this" as a possible answer. But make no mistake, letting shit go on like this is the greater evil that both parties sell.

Posted by: Teller of Truth at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (ePsby)

289 A lot of wisenheimers. That's what you are. Wisenheimers, I say.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (sVtYq)

290 OMG! Idiots.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (aW5/6)


Aren't they supposed to be thrown away after every use?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (Ez6QX)

291 KN95 masks made in China, not subject to same quality control. Surprise!!!!

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (6Je/Q)

292 A lot of wisenheimers. That's what you are. Wisenheimers, I say.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (sVtYq)


They all need a good spanking.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)

293 Yes, Jordan. At least that was my understanding.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 19, 2022 02:49 PM (aW5/6)

294 280 Eva Vlaardingerbroek

If she were Dutch cheese, she'd be really gouda.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2022 02:44 PM (axyOa)

My peckerino went BOING

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 02:49 PM (us2H3)

295 >>291 KN95 masks made in China, not subject to same quality control. Surprise!!!!

Wear two? Three?

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 19, 2022 02:49 PM (GYllL)

296 Instead of wrapping this shit up, Bidet is now distributing hundreds of millions of N95 masks. For your breathing pleasure.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:50 PM (V13WU)

297
KN95 masks made in China, not subject to same quality control. Surprise!!!!
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (6Je/Q)

Hell, they're probably substituting the filters with pucks of bat-pulp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 02:50 PM (4odx6)

298
OMG! Idiots.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (aW5/6)

Why don't they just require full scuba gear with tanks

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 02:50 PM (TdaKq)

299 Definitely the fix was in. Robert Malone said that in February 2020, while they were still telling you Covid would blow over they made HCQ illegal to use outside of a hospital setting.

They couldn't have gotten an emergency use allowance to make the world into their experiment if a legal alternative had been available.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:50 PM (XHhHI)

300 292 A lot of wisenheimers. That's what you are. Wisenheimers, I say.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (sVtYq)

They all need a good spanking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX


Nods

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:50 PM (4fSQf)

301 OMG! Idiots.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (aW5/6)

Aren't they supposed to be thrown away after every use?
==
No those were the old rules. You are supposed to re-use them, rotating basis. Also, same thing with toilet paper. One square at a time. But you can rotate three.

Posted by: Cheryl Crow Hypocrisy Tour at January 19, 2022 02:50 PM (FOSUO)

302 ---
Chuck Schumer perpetually looks like he just farted on purpose.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2022 02:41 PM (6FeV1)

When he talks, he sounds like Nellie Olsen from Little House on the Prairie.

Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2022 02:50 PM (6RgRK)

303 277 Here's what our university said about the KN95 (apparently they can't get the N95s) masks:
"However, [school name] Medical Partnership has been allowing extended continuous use and limited reuse of KN95 masks through a 72-hour rotation; e.g., Mask 1 is worn on Monday, Mask 2 is worn on Tuesday, Mask 3 is worn on Wednesday, Mask 1 is worn on Thursday, Mask 2 is worn on Friday, etc. As such, each individual with an expressed need for the KN95 masks may be provided more than one mask to be used on a rotating basis during the semester."

OMG! Idiots.

Posted by: Brunnhilde

You might want to take a look at OSHA guidance regarding N95 masks--they cause health problems themselves when worn for extended periods of time. None of the guidelines include reuse which is unsanitary itself.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (dCGWj)

304 269
If Graft Hunter is any indicator, these spoiled princelings seem to believe that *they* are the ones earning all the family money by acting as the cash funnels for daddy. It was very revealing that Hunter sees it this way. Human nature, I suppose.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (4odx6)

They really should unionize and seize control of the means of production.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (z5Vrg)

305 16 All the retiring libs should have their original net worth vs. their retirement net worth published.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2022 02:14 PM (CCwsu

Every year's totals while in office, too.
Oh, look, congresscritter XX is worth 2.5 mill more this year. What gives?

Posted by: Flyover, what with eyeballs rollin' at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (Rbu5d)

306 They all need a good spanking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)


Mmmm. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (2JVJo)

307 287 I saw Jerry Nadler's Forsekin open for Boyz 2 Men at the Garden in '91.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (HhfIU)

was going to that concert until it was man dated nude

Posted by: REDACTED at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (us2H3)

308 A lot of wisenheimers. That's what you are. Wisenheimers, I say.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (sVtYq)

They all need a good spanking.
==
Then oral sex all 'round!!

Posted by: Naughty Naughty 'rons! at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (w5Bg1)

309 KN95 masks made in China, not subject to same quality control. Surprise!!!!
Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (6Je/Q)
++++
I think the can be made anywhere, but most are Chinese. My understanding is that "KN95" should be the same as an "N95" but with lower QC tolerance so some may not be quite good enough for formal N95 use - and so the entire category is excluded.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (DU+/6)

310 They all need a good spanking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX

Nods

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:50 PM (4fSQf)

It couldn't hurt.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (SH2Zi)

311 I know the money certainly hasn't made Michelle happy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Nor has being a celebrity and all the trappings that go with it.
From reading your comments about your family I doubt the shear joy you bring to your family unit could ever be expressed in dollars.

Lurkers do appreciate being part of positive, happy experiences here. Your shared trials with Vanessa and subsequent rewards spread happiness much farther than you may realize.

Posted by: old chick at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (sOete)

312 Look, I'm the one that has to bang Chinese spies. I mean their boobs are smaller then my niece!

So I should be the one getting the big payday DAD.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 19, 2022 02:52 PM (ESjRY)

313 I read the headline as; Chuck Schumer controls the weather

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 19, 2022 02:52 PM (iWIqo)

314 310 They all need a good spanking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX

Nods

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:50 PM (4fSQf)

It couldn't hurt.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (SH2Zi)

Depends on the girl

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:52 PM (4fSQf)

315 If Graft Hunter is any indicator, these spoiled princelings seem to believe that *they* are the ones earning all the family money by acting as the cash funnels for daddy. It was very revealing that Hunter sees it this way. Human nature, I suppose.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (4odx6)
---
Yeah, that was my take too. "I'm earning all the money! I'm supporting the whole family!'

Off of daddy's office, boyo.

Posted by: Axeman at January 19, 2022 02:52 PM (XHhHI)

316 I thought it was Merck. Not that it matters.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:46 PM (V13WU)

It was theirs originally, but it has been off-patent for awhile.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2022 02:52 PM (Q9lwr)

317 kraken: "KN95 masks made in China, not subject to same quality control. Surprise!!!!"

No, we receive, process, and age them outside in the elements to make sure they're viable. It's all good.

Posted by: San Mateo County California at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM (aXxgO)

318 They all need a good spanking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 19, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX

---
Me too!

Posted by: Zoot at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM (XHhHI)

319 They all need a good spanking.

Sometimes we all do!

Posted by: Maureen O'hara at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM (ESjRY)

320
Depends on the girl

--

I nominate Nurse Ratched to represent us.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM (sVtYq)

321 None of the guidelines include reuse which is unsanitary itself.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (dCGWj)
++++
A lot of doctors apparently had to reuse N95s when availability vanished at the start of COVID (some Moron doctors mentioned having to do so), but I don't know what the procedures were. I think they were re-sterilized somehow. That might be doable in a hospital, but not in a situation like the one described up there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

322 Merck lurks - that's been their play all along.

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM (6Je/Q)

323 You might want to take a look at OSHA guidance regarding N95 masks--they cause health problems themselves when worn for extended periods of time. None of the guidelines include reuse which is unsanitary itself.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:51 PM (dCGWj)

Aren't they essentially pathogen sponges for things like Legionnaires' Disease?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM (SH2Zi)

324 313 I read the headline as; Chuck Schumer controls the weather
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 19, 2022 02:52 PM (iWIqo)


"We wouldn't let that paskudnyak anywhere near the controls."

- - The Rabbis with Sefton Kibbitzing

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM (s2VJv)

325 Fortunately, this mask crap is not required. I have not worn a mask in over a year. But there are a lot of dumb asses around here wearing them. Mostly staff and faculty. The kids are generally the ones who seem to be saying, F--- this sh--.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 19, 2022 02:54 PM (aW5/6)

326 A lot of wisenheimers. That's what you are. Wisenheimers, I say.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 19, 2022 02:48 PM (sVtYq)

They all need a good spanking.
Posted by: Jordan61

And after that. . .

Let's ask Dingo.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2022 02:54 PM (mD/uy)

327

Mukluks >> Merck Lurks

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 02:54 PM (s2VJv)

328 --- OMG! Idiots.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (aW5/6)

Well. Somebody put a lot of thought into this.

Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2022 02:54 PM (6RgRK)

329 36...BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT AMAZON PRIME DID WITH MY PARCEL !
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:16 PM (V13WU)

It's lying in a heap of trash around LA's train tracks.

Posted by: Flyover, what with eyeballs rollin' in 2022 at January 19, 2022 02:54 PM (Rbu5d)

330 OMG.....I just saw a picture with Elena Kagan in it.

She's looking more and more like Jon Lovitz with each passing day.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

331 I haven't looked yet, but I'm gonna bet she is inferior to a certain dark haired hottie in a red bikini, exiting a pool in an iconic early 80s movie scene.
Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM


This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (HhfIU)

332 *warms up*
*stretches the spanking hand*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (II3Gr)

333 Man, I would scramble her eggs all day long.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:47 PM (4fSQf)

Alessandra Ambrosio. You are welcome.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (/9mpK)

334 The OM thread is 700+ comments now

Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (DJFLF)

335 Somebody needs to do some diggin' and find out how N95 supplier(s) are connected to Bidet administration. Or Chuck and Nancy.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (V13WU)

336
Elena Kagan resembles a bipedal goiter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

337 kraken: "KN95 masks made in China, not subject to same quality control. Surprise!!!!"


I'd rather wear a K&N air filter.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

338 330 OMG.....I just saw a picture with Elena Kagan in it.

She's looking more and more like Jon Lovitz with each passing day.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Definitely looks like the type who wear comfortable shoes

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (TdaKq)

339 Eh, just run that N95 throught the wash, with a sheet of fabric softener. Then spin dry on high heat - easey-peasey!

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:56 PM (6Je/Q)

340 Yvette Mimieux has passed away:

https://tinyurl.com/2p87csm5

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 19, 2022 02:56 PM (5HBd1)

341 330 OMG.....I just saw a picture with Elena Kagan in it.

She's looking more and more like Jon Lovitz with each passing day.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Her wife is Morgan Fairchild?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:56 PM (II3Gr)

342 That Dutch girl on Tucker had me mesmerized. Me likely

Posted by: Big Alfredo at January 19, 2022 02:56 PM (j+Qz0)

343 Sock adjusted for appropriate tribute.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 19, 2022 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

344 Aren't they essentially pathogen sponges for things like Legionnaires' Disease?

Posted by: flounder

All kinds of bacteria thrive in a warm moist atmosphere and these are promptly rebreathed. Dentists are seeing a lot of dental issues and doctors are seeing a lot of sinus infections as a result of prolonged mask wearing and rewearing used masks.

Doubt prolonged exposure to artificial plastic fibers from the masks are doing people favors in the lung department either.

I've had to wear N-95 and respirator type masks for work projects and chem warfare training back in the day. They are not healthy to wear long term even with the best cleaning practices.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:56 PM (dCGWj)

345 The OM thread is 700+ comments now
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (DJFLF)


I hope it brings some comfort to his family.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:56 PM (V13WU)

346 *warms up*
*stretches the spanking hand*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (II3Gr)

*gets out of Insomniacs line*

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:56 PM (SH2Zi)

347 KN95 masks made in China, not subject to same quality control. Surplize!!!! Ancient Chinese Secret, we export junk to you. Keep good stuff at home.

Posted by: Xinnie the Pooh at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (ST28Z)

348 >>I just saw a picture with Elena Kagan in it.

>>She's looking more and more like Jon Lovitz with each passing day.


And now my review for My Vagina :

It Stinks!


Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (iKRmB)

349 346 *warms up*
*stretches the spanking hand*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (II3Gr)

*gets out of Insomniacs line*
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:56 PM (SH2Zi)

*activates the Dunham signal*

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (z5Vrg)

350 It's official, my stock of "Shocked Faces" is now as deleted as my supply of Fucks!

Posted by: Jimmy the Lurker at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (xNfqy)

351 332 *warms up*
*stretches the spanking hand*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (II3Gr)


Hot date?

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (4fSQf)

352 The Unemployable Relatives of Powerful People are frequent hires by people seeking political favors.

This...is not really surprising news. If they had been turned down for employment, well then that would be surprising.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (0QYMt)

353 Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (iKRmB)

This is why we keep you around

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (/9mpK)

354 Puddinhead announces the government will distribute 400 million N95 masks on the same day Great Britain announces the end of masks.

No matter what happens, both Puddin and Boris will claim to be right.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 19, 2022 02:58 PM (sWM8x)

355 Brian infections are up 60-fold these days. Wouldn't have anything to do with trapping pathogens in one's respiratory tract.

Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2022 02:58 PM (6RgRK)

356 339 Eh, just run that N95 throught the wash, with a sheet of fabric softener. Then spin dry on high heat - easey-peasey!

Posted by: kraken

Yep and you destroy the effectiveness of the mask. The mask material has an electrical charge that attracts particles as part of the mask functioning which is destroyed by washing and the mask material itself will deteriorate under high heat. If you must reuse a mask--use UV sterilization--dunno what it will do with the charged nature of the N95 mask though.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 02:58 PM (dCGWj)

357 355 Brian infections are up 60-fold these days. Wouldn't have anything to do with trapping pathogens in one's respiratory tract.
Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2022 02:58 PM (6RgRK)

Dammit Brian. Stop it!

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (4fSQf)

358 Brian infections are up 60-fold these days. Wouldn't have anything to do with trapping pathogens in one's respiratory tract.
==
Brian gets around.

Posted by: A hunch at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (QCZTg)

359 That'll teach you all to look at pictures of Elena Kagan.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (V13WU)

360 355 Brian infections are up 60-fold these days. Wouldn't have anything to do with trapping pathogens in one's respiratory tract.
Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2022 02:58 PM (6RgRK)

Now do Brandon infections!!

Posted by: kraken at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (6Je/Q)

361 @303

>>You might want to take a look at OSHA guidance regarding N95 masks--they cause health problems themselves when worn for extended periods of time.

As has been said, the habitual wearing of face masks is both pointless, dangerous and counter productive.

This science was settled a very long time ago, until it was inconvenient to the plandemic and then it was unsettled, and now that their lies, duplicity and mendacity are being laid bare, they are slowly trying to attempt an Emily Latilla with a modified hangout.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (V47Pl)

362 Brian infections are up 60-fold these days. Wouldn't have anything to do with trapping pathogens in one's respiratory tract.
==
Brian gets around.

Posted by: A hunch at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (QCZTg)

Filthy bugger.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (SH2Zi)

363 > Posted by: Maureen O'hara at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM (ESjRY)

Don't make me drag you through another field of sheep shit.

Posted by: Marion Morrison at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (x980n)

364 >>>Brian infections are up 60-fold these days. Wouldn't have anything to do with trapping pathogens in one's respiratory tract.

Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2022 02:58 PM (6RgRK)

See! I'm not the Messiah. Now leave. me. alone!

Posted by: Brian at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (QYPq3)

365
This is why we keep you around
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (/9mpK)



Wait....there's a choice?

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

366 And now my review for My Vagina :

It Stinks!


Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 02:57 PM (iKRmB)

Good lord that was hilarious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (KbCG3)

367 334 The OM thread is 700+ comments now
Posted by: kallisto at January 19, 2022 02:55 PM (DJFLF)

707 I don't care if this thread is dead. So is my joy today. Such terrible, horrible, awful news.
Posted by: creeper at January 19, 2022 02:21 PM (cTCuP)

Says it all, right there.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (2DdD8)

368 364 >>>Brian infections are up 60-fold these days. Wouldn't have anything to do with trapping pathogens in one's respiratory tract.

Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2022 02:58 PM (6RgRK)

See! I'm not the Messiah. Now leave. me. alone!
Posted by: Brian at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (QYPq3)

How then shall we fuck off, O Lord?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (II3Gr)

369 334-

I missed it this morning. That breaks my heart.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (PzsSe)

370 The mask material has an electrical charge that attracts particles as part of the mask functioning which is destroyed by washing and the mask material itself will deteriorate under high heat.
Posted by: whig

We could take the millions of discarded masks and stich them together in series to power our EVs! Genius!!

*Goes looking for the federal grant writing pen*

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (mD/uy)

371 325 Fortunately, this mask crap is not required. I have not worn a mask in over a year. But there are a lot of dumb asses around here wearing them. Mostly staff and faculty. The kids are generally the ones who seem to be saying, F--- this sh--.

Posted by: Brunnhilde

Good for you and the kids. Keep up the good fight.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (dCGWj)

372 >>Wait....there's a choice?


Several.

Sophie's

Taster's

...

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (iKRmB)

373 Don't make me drag you through another field of sheep shit.
Posted by: Marion Morrison at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM


Kinky....

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (HhfIU)

374 Wait....there's a choice?

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 19, 2022 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Diversity. Ever since Gabe flounced . . . .

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (SH2Zi)

375 354 Puddinhead announces the government will distribute 400 million N95 masks on the same day Great Britain announces the end of masks.

Typical Biden... A day late and a trillion dollars short

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (TdaKq)

376 Let's all do something for OM. Like Friday night let's all agree to raise a glass and toast him at a certain time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (4fSQf)

377 372 >>Wait....there's a choice?


Several.

Sophie's

Taster's

...
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (iKRmB)

Hobson's

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (II3Gr)

378 Democrats are going to have a very hard time explaining if major legislation doesn't move forward this session," one progressive operative told The Post.

Ummmm, they're going to have a hard time explaining this to whom, exactly??? Who of their base gives a s**t about the tech monopolies, other than cheering them on as they cancel opposing voices and viewpoints.

Why do these people even say crap like this? Who are they trying to fool?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (BjGT6)

379 Schumer procreated? Bummer.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

380 Is it really "Shocking!"? No, sadly no one who has been paying attention is shocked anymore. Maybe the reporter is how worships everything Dem but not normies.

Posted by: WinegirlWA at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (29Jpn)

381 I missed it this morning. That breaks my heart.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (PzsSe)

I know... I've been so sad all day

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2022 03:02 PM (TdaKq)

382 372 >>Wait....there's a choice?


Several.

Sophie's

Taster's

...
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (iKRmB)

Hobson's. It's probably Hobson's.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 03:02 PM (2DdD8)

383 Schumer procreated? Bummer.
Posted by: wth at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (v0R5T)



Russian mail-order bride.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 19, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

384 Puddinhead announces the government will distribute 400 million N95 masks on the same day Great Britain announces the end of masks.
==
Why can't he do something useful for a change, like say, buy a round?

Posted by: it would make him more popular at January 19, 2022 03:02 PM (w5Bg1)

385 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (II3Gr)

Ooooh. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 19, 2022 03:02 PM (2DdD8)

386 Used to email KG - good dude. One gent you could trust with authority. It didn't go to his head.

Posted by: Teller of Truth at January 19, 2022 03:03 PM (ePsby)

387 Wait....there's a choice?


Several.

Sophie's

Taster's

...
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM


USDA

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2022 03:03 PM (HhfIU)

388 This science was settled a very long time ago, until it was inconvenient to the plandemic and then it was unsettled, and now that their lies, duplicity and mendacity are being laid bare, they are slowly trying to attempt an Emily Latilla with a modified hangout.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Trust is easy to destroy; very hard to re institute. Ask anyone whose spouse has cheated on them or been cheated by a salesman/broker/bank. Low trust societies have their own problems but the elites seem determined to make our society one.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 03:03 PM (dCGWj)

389 Nood ray epps

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2022 03:03 PM (z5Vrg)

390 First it says "slew of fraudsters", but then its "host of fraudsters". Slew, Host. So what is the proper form?
Posted by: Hands

John McStain's father's nickname was "Slew"

Posted by: Miklos, yer Fun Fact Pal at January 19, 2022 03:03 PM (QzkSJ)

391 We are surprised?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 19, 2022 03:03 PM (K58O6)

392 376 Let's all do something for OM. Like Friday night let's all agree to raise a glass and toast him at a certain time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA RIP OM at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (4fSQf)

I have a nice bourbon set aside for special occasions. Still unopened. It would be an honor to deflower that bottle in memory of OM. What time?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2022 03:04 PM (N39Ws)

393
A lot of doctors apparently had to reuse N95s when availability vanished at the start of COVID (some Moron doctors mentioned having to do so), but I don't know what the procedures were. I think they were re-sterilized somehow. That might be doable in a hospital, but not in a situation like the one described up there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 19, 2022 02:53 PM


I think placing them in an oven and baking them at ~140 degrees for about half an hour sterilizes them. I can't set my oven that low, but if I could that would be what I'd do.

Posted by: Inmate #34252 California Penal at January 19, 2022 03:04 PM (dQvv7)

394 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 19, 2022 03:04 PM (khAeP)

395 Sam's

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2022 03:04 PM (/9mpK)

396 So, you commenters who are disappointed when no one responds to your comments --

Try letting AutoCucumber misspellings stand.

Posted by: Emmie at January 19, 2022 03:05 PM (6RgRK)

397 We could take the millions of discarded masks and stich them together in series to power our EVs! Genius!!

*Goes looking for the federal grant writing pen*

Posted by: Tonypete

Hint, as the mask material is electrostatic--start with a Van de Graaf generator or a glass rod for a cheap thrill.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2022 03:05 PM (dCGWj)

398 >>Wait....there's a choice?

Several.
Sophie's
Taster's
...
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2022 03:00 PM (iKRmB)

Hobson's
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 19, 2022 03:01 PM (II3Gr)


Choosing not to decide...
- Neil Peart

Posted by: Doof at January 19, 2022 03:05 PM (mZUr4)

399 I think placing them in an oven and baking them at ~140 degrees for about half an hour sterilizes them. I can't set my oven that low, but if I could that would be what I'd do.
==
FYI your oven thermostat has about a 100 degrees of play in it. set it for 150 it will go up to 200 before it shuts off, and down to 100 before it comes back on, averaging 150. That is maybe a little exaggerated but not much.

Posted by: oven thermostats are not precise at January 19, 2022 03:06 PM (YkyYi)

400 She'd be Nacho Girlfriend.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 19, 2022 02:45 PM (SH2Zi)

If she was Limburger, you could be her baby.

Posted by: Boswell at January 19, 2022 03:07 PM (5iUNf)

401 regarding how the Boomers are in full panic mode just trying to die with all their wealth intact. ...
Posted by: Teller of Truth at January 19, 2022 02:28 PM (ePsby)

Soooo, you've fallen for the "divide the populace by generation" rhetoric, have you.

Posted by: Flyover, what with eyeballs rollin' in 2022 at January 19, 2022 03:20 PM (Rbu5d)

402 AlaBAMA RIP OM

Oh, no. I just saw this.
May his memory be eternal.

I will miss you, OMuse.

Posted by: Flyover, what with eyeballs rollin' in 2022 at January 19, 2022 03:27 PM (Rbu5d)

403 Old gamblers saying:

If you sit down at a rigged table and can't figure out who the mark is?

It's YOU!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 19, 2022 03:35 PM (eQvlh)

404 Be careful about setting the thermostat too low.

I did two times with mine and both times the thermostat went bad. Would not work correctly at all and did not work at the higher temperatures either. I had to replace the thermostat. I did that twice before I caught on that using a low temperature ruined the thermostat.

My oven is a frigidaire.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 19, 2022 03:39 PM (eQvlh)

405 Corruption has become the system.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 19, 2022 03:44 PM (yQpMk)

406 Soooo, you've fallen for the "divide the populace by generation" rhetoric, have you.

About as much as I fell for "back the blue" and "freedom isn't free".

And I also didn't fall for "Occupy Wall Street" - although, at the time, I should have listened to that little nugget of wisdom they had more - even if they were bat-shit crazy about the rest. I was also pretty solidly against "Protest Big XYZ", but I was a fool. It turns out, corporations really are "just people". Mindless, do whatever they're told people that should not be trusted in the macro sense.

Stereotypes don't just materialize out of thin air. They grow from a grain of truth.

Posted by: Teller of Truth at January 19, 2022 03:45 PM (ChSnH)

407 "All the retiring libs should have their original net worth vs. their retirement net worth published."

Would truly love to see this. But it wouldn't take long for them to find some sort of grift around the rules.

Posted by: RM at January 19, 2022 03:50 PM (U3LtS)

408 Musk could save himself a lot of headaches if he would only hire some Democrat spawn.

Posted by: Cluebat at January 19, 2022 04:35 PM (jen+i)

409 Those stupid Fakebook ads with Fakebook lobbyists pretending to interview Fakebook employees about how they really need to be regulated by Fakebook cronies with temporary federal jobs are the most sickening cable ads of all.

Even worse than Balance of Nature ads.

Posted by: Carlos at January 19, 2022 05:10 PM (1pEHT)

410 Its all in the Crime Family

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 20, 2022 01:18 AM (FLiOE)

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