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Biden, FBI: We May Never Know Why A Radical Muslim Made Anti-Semitic Comments, Took a Synagogue Hostage, and Demanded the Release of a Terrorist Called "Lady Al-Qaeda"

The FBI doesn't know anything, except this is totally not Islamic terrorism. Their pro-terrorist Islamic advisers/infiltrators/overlords told them so.

As usual: We may never know the motive, they vowed.


The Morning Greatness at American Greatness:

Some person did some thing this weekend at a synagogue in Colleyville, Texas. The person, who is NOTANISLAMICTERRORIST, took four hostages for 11 hours. The NOTANISLAMICTERRORIST who selected a Jewish venue on the Sabbath "demanded Aafia Siddiqui's release from jail after she was sentenced to 86 years in prison for plotting to murder U.S. military personnel." The FBI wants you to know this was "not connected to the Jewish community."


BREAKING: The FBI says the Texas synagogue hostage taker's demands were specifically focused on issue not connected to the Jewish community. https://t.co/PUxQkIwejx

-- The Associated Press (@AP) January 16, 2022

Nothing to do with Jews, Jewish people, Jewish community or the Jewish religion, understood? This attack might as well have been at a shopping mall, a Costco, a 7-11, a TJ Maxx or even a movie theater.

The NOTISLAMICTERRORIST was identified as a 44-year-old British national Malik Faisal Akram. He's dead now after the FBI extracted some agents from stormtrooping MAGA meemaws to free the synagogue hostages. USAToday reports the NOTANISLAMICTERRORIST's immigration status and history is "unknown." I'll bet, how did this guy get into the U.S.?

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"President" (lol) Droolcup went out and claimed he could not even guess at the motive of the Islamic terrorist who was demanding the release of another Islamic terrorist by threatening to murder Jews.

After backlash, the FBI has finally admitted the possibility of what it spent the weekend denying: this is a "terrorism-related matter."

Not terrorism. Oh no, not that. The FBI won't call that. The FBI is very determined to preserve its perfect record on preventing Islamic terrorism in America through its time-tested strategy of denying that all Islamic terrorism committed in America is Islamic terrorism and then saying "You're welcome, America!"

They reserve the "terrorism" word for parents objecting to the r@pe of their daughters by schoolboard-protected transsexuals.

But it will allow that perhaps this matter is... terrorism related.


Malik Faisal Akram, the British national who was killed Saturday night after allegedly taking four people hostage inside a Texas synagogue, spoke "repeatedly" about a convicted terrorist during negotiations with law enforcement, according to an FBI statement obtained by Fox News.

The statement, which was released late Sunday, does not identify the terrorist serving an 86-year prison sentence in the U.S. on terrorism charges, but may shed new light on a possible motive.

Akram could be heard on a Facebook livestream demanding the release of Aafia Siddiqui, a Pakistani neuroscientist suspected of having ties to al Qaeda who was convicted of trying to kill U.S. Army officers in Afghanistan.

"This is a terrorism-related matter, in which the Jewish community was targeted, and is being investigated by the Joint Terrorism Task Force," the statement read.

#DEFUND.

I used to not be serious about this. Now I am very serious about this: Defund this agency.

Posted by: Ace at 01:24 PM




Comments

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1 100% gaslighting

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 17, 2022 01:23 PM (QYPq3)

2 But, J6.. INSURRECTION!!!!

Posted by: Inogame at January 17, 2022 01:24 PM (53oGX)

3 it's complicated

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 01:24 PM (sJHOI)

4 "Nevermind..."
-The FBI, this morning

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 17, 2022 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

5 So this is going to be the official narrative? Cool.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 17, 2022 01:24 PM (Ez6QX)

6 So it looks like "somebody" did "something"? Again.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 17, 2022 01:25 PM (/4P8i)

7 Come on, FIB are busy looking for real threats... you know... people who actually MEANT that Oath to defend the Constitution.

Posted by: Romeo13, US Navy (Ret) at January 17, 2022 01:25 PM (oHd/0)

8 "We"?

Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2022 01:25 PM (AwYPR)

9 Defund and SMOD it to ashes

Posted by: Citizen Freeman at January 17, 2022 01:25 PM (Mle+D)

10 Burn the mutha fucka down.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 01:25 PM (SA3nb)

11 The FBI doesn't even foil half the Islamic Terror Attacks that they plan and enable.

They are below the Mendoza Line.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 17, 2022 01:25 PM (yQpMk)

12 F**k the FBI

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 17, 2022 01:25 PM (a4EWo)

13 I assume Mohammed was a terrorist.

I KNOW the FBI is a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:26 PM (nMx88)

14 MENDOZAAAAAAA!!!!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 17, 2022 01:26 PM (yQpMk)

15 13 I assume Mohammed was a terrorist.

I KNOW the FBI is a terrorist organization.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:26 PM (nMx8

State sponsors of terror.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2022 01:27 PM (z5Vrg)

16 When I said that "America is Back!," I meant it!

Posted by: Pudding Brains at January 17, 2022 01:27 PM (Mle+D)

17 Look at his fucking face!

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 01:27 PM (CYnTg)

18 What makes me saddest about the entire thing is that the synagogue was a hard-left loony bin. I'll bet that had he chosen another synagogue he would have had a very different experience.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2022 01:27 PM (Q9lwr)

19 Doesn't organizational bullshit actually not embarass any one in the FBI?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 17, 2022 01:27 PM (eGTCV)

20 Enough Botox in that fivehead to kill 10 men

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 01:28 PM (CYnTg)

21 Is a British Proud Boy called a Proud Lad?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2022 01:28 PM (63Dwl)

22 Lady Al-Qaeda, I believe.

Curious timing, eh? Great rally, though.

Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2022 01:28 PM (DMQdU)

23 terrorism-related matter
-----------------------

The DNC Marketing Agency otherwise known as the *constant background thumping drone of our entire lives* loves using the word "matter" to take the emotional sting out of stories they don't want people to experience feelings about.

Hillary's breached server was also a "matter". So was the investigation.

Posted by: ... at January 17, 2022 01:28 PM (tZUwc)

24 18 What makes me saddest about the entire thing is that the synagogue was a hard-left loony bin. I'll bet that had he chosen another synagogue he would have had a very different experience.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2022 01:27 PM (Q9lwr)

On the other hand this reflects the general state that Democrats live in similar areas and are consequently most dangerous to each other. Which is a good thing. Who does Antifa represent a daily threat while running around Portland? Not us.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2022 01:28 PM (z5Vrg)

25 One of these days, I'm pretty sure someone, somewhere is going to display what true islamaphobia is and it won't be pretty.

I hope it's positively Medieval.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 01:28 PM (SA3nb)

26 #DEFUND.



Forcing them to blackmail for money rather than just phony collars may not work either. Although it will confuse some OrgCrim types for a while.

Posted by: DaveA at January 17, 2022 01:28 PM (FhXTo)

27 FBI is overwhelmed investigating all those parents not thrilled about explicit books in the school library as they are clearly anti-gay/antitrans terrorists.

Posted by: Bete at January 17, 2022 01:29 PM (F9322)

28 I find it enlightening, that the Left and Deep State say that calling Moslems terrorists, will just create more terrorists...

Yet, are now calling Conservatives, Terrorists, even when there is not violence nor terror involved.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 01:30 PM (oHd/0)

29 Well, Biden is certainly the right spokesman for the "no idea" line of thought.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 17, 2022 01:30 PM (5pTK/)

30 Next President needs to do to the FBI what Virginia's new AG did to their Civil Rights Division - Fire Them All, rebuild it from scratch. We're done with the stupid "just a few bad apples" storyline - the entire barrel of apples has gone bad. Any good ones left back when Obama was still running things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:30 PM (trdmm)

31 Look here my friends, you're being too harsh! The FBI & DOJ are made up of PATRIOTS and GOD-LOVING AMERICANS! I hear all the time from 99.9% of my FBI sources that they love the Constitution more than even I do!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at January 17, 2022 01:30 PM (Mle+D)

32 I sometimes wonder if the objectives of the left are met when CNN loses an audience and AOC / Hollywood say things so remarkably untrue and crazy as to provoke what portion of the population that still matters to them to say,

"Hey, I don't believe anything anymore."



Posted by: Auspex at January 17, 2022 01:30 PM (Xo3T0)

33 Why is the FBI even part of this investigation? Now that it is known that the terrorist was from Britain shouldn't one of the 17 intelligence agencies be in charge? Isn't FBI's supposed purpose federal crimes, as in inter-stage bake robberies. Send them home and let one of the other incompetent agencies do the rest of the bungling and lying.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 17, 2022 01:30 PM (3cGpq)

34 If the media is going to demand thuggishly authoritarian measures against the populace, perhaps the populace should begin debating thuggishly authoritarian measures against the media.
-----------------------

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: ... at January 17, 2022 01:30 PM (tZUwc)

35 Sort of on topic because liberal mental cases:

The Arlington School Districts have decided to defy Gov Youngkin and require masks anyway.

The comment section of their twitter is full of YellowTail Wine Karens saying thank you and attacking anyone who says they are defying the governor. Lots of 'thanks for following the science!'

Yes, even after the cdc said masks don't work.

It's a psychosis and it specifically targets white women.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 01:31 PM (4fSQf)

36 Ilan Omar was heard saying, "Ululululululu!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2022 01:31 PM (ptqGC)

37 Fuck you too Sean.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 01:31 PM (SA3nb)

38 If we really want our government to take punitive action against Islamic terrorism, we need to convince the terrorists to vote Republican.

Posted by: David Prince at January 17, 2022 01:31 PM (dSbXx)

39 25 One of these days, I'm pretty sure someone, somewhere is going to display what true islamaphobia is and it won't be pretty.

I hope it's positively Medieval.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 17, 2022 01:28 PM (SA3nb)

A Phobia is an irrational fear of something.

The history of Islam shows we should have a completely Rational Fear of its adherents.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 01:31 PM (oHd/0)

40 Wonder if this guy got into the country on Biden's free ride for illegals policy. I expect this story to disappear by Wed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2022 01:31 PM (UuD2k)

41 *Wipes tear from eye*

Now these are the norms that I *love* to see restored!

Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at January 17, 2022 01:31 PM (Mle+D)

42 State sponsors of terror.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 17, 2022 01:27 PM (z5Vrg)

The Summer of George was state-sponsored terrorism. The biggest revelation for me from the Rittenhouse trial was the FBI had (and, of course, hid) drone footage of the riots. The odds are immense the FBI was coordinating with Antifa and BLM to maximize the terror and minimize losses of the shock troops.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (nMx88)

43 inter-state bank robberies even. But the national cops Would be well suited to investigate a string of robberies of various donut shops

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (3cGpq)

44 18 What makes me saddest about the entire thing is that the synagogue was a hard-left loony bin. I'll bet that had he chosen another synagogue he would have had a very different experience.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2022 01:27 PM (Q9lwr)

That makes you sad? Kinda looks like Divine Justice to me. Sometimes people really do get what they ask for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (trdmm)

45 willowed covid data

"Dos anyone have any real data?"
--

There is no real data.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (foId4)

46 "This attack might as well have been at a shopping mall, a Costco, a 7-11, a TJ Maxx or even a movie theater.".

In fairness I would point out that doing that shit in any of those places in Texas would have been much more shooty and dead terrorist would be dead quicker.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (Vxu+H)

47 Hey Biden/FBI if you don't know why, then you are dangerously stupid

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (h1jJh)

48 46 willowed covid data

"Dos anyone have any real data?"
--

There is no real data.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (foId4)

=========

Only Zuul.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 17, 2022 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

49 Doesn't want to get angry tweets from CAIR, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 01:33 PM (II3Gr)

50
The FBI only calls it terrorism when they are asking for more funding or if they prevented a terrorist action.

If they prevented it then it's probably something they were instigating.

Posted by: Ronzoni at January 17, 2022 01:33 PM (BtVzE)

51 They think we are all stupid.

Posted by: Javems at January 17, 2022 01:33 PM (AmoqO)

52 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2022 01:33 PM (arJlL)

53 If we really want our government to take punitive action against Islamic terrorism, we need to convince the terrorists to vote Republican.
Posted by: David Prince at January 17, 2022 01:31 PM (dSbXx)

OK.... Islam:
Anti Gay
No Women's Rights
Religion controls Government
BIG Gun Rights folks (they are all armed)
Anti Big Bank

Certainly sounds like what the Left accuses the Right of being.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 01:33 PM (oHd/0)

54 Ace, you misspelled

Burn it down

Scatter the stones

Salt the earth where it stood

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 17, 2022 01:34 PM (llON8)

55 re 51: no, they just think enough people are stupid enough to keep voting D.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 17, 2022 01:34 PM (Ynyl9)

56 What does this have to do with VOTER SUPPRESSION ?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2022 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

57 Only if he was unvaxxed would this have been a real act of terrorism

Posted by: The Salt Lake Tribune at January 17, 2022 01:34 PM (Mle+D)

58
It's a psychosis and it specifically targets white women.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 01:31 PM (4fSQf)

BLM, which conducts state-sponsored terrorism, essentially is composed of psychotic White female communists and Looters of Color.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:34 PM (nMx88)

59 it's complicated
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 17, 2022 01:24 PM (sJHOI)


Not even Avril Lavigne type of complicated. More like Weird Al style!
https://youtu.be/UN1G-DcFgQQ

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 01:34 PM (mZUr4)

60 I saw Lady AlQaeda open for the Dixie Chicks at an anti-GWB protest in Crawford TX in '03

Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2022 01:34 PM (786Ro)

61 >>> 47 Hey Biden/FBI if you don't know why, then you are dangerously stupid
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (h1jJh)

We're not stupid! We're SMAHHHRRRT and we want respect!!!

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (llON8)

62 Is a British Proud Boy called a Proud Lad?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


I think he's just called FABULOUS!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (Vxu+H)

63 Thinking about starting a mental health facility that specializes in deprogramming Karens

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (4fSQf)

64 Destroy the FBI, arrest Wray and his inner circle, work on indicting the rest of the cabal ASAFP.

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (YGVU5)

65 Why is the FBI even part of this investigation?

The evidence isn't going to destroy itself.

Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (AytXr)

66 That makes you sad? Kinda looks like Divine Justice to me. Sometimes people really do get what they ask for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (trdmm)

These are people who will never learn. So the lesson is lost on them.

What I would have preferred is for one of the congregants to double-tap the Wog cocksucker five seconds after he walked in and started threatening people.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (Q9lwr)

67 45 willowed covid data

"Dos anyone have any real data?"
--

There is no real data.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (foId4)

No, but he was almost as good as the Paolo

Posted by: Tasha Yar at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (oHd/0)

68 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (trdmm)

Jesus

Posted by: ... at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (tZUwc)

69 ...as in inter-stage bake robberies.

*******

Don't come between an LEO and his crullers!!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (m45I2)

70
We're not stupid! We're SMAHHHRRRT and we want respect!!!
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE


Fredo Burrow of Incompetence

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

71 I saw an image that purports to show a spoofed FBI check in station at the recent Trump rally.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9498aj

American Stasi.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (SH2Zi)

72 It involved violence against a non-preferred group. That isn't terrorism, that's just justice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

73 They think we are all stupid.
Posted by: Javems at January 17, 2022 01:33 PM (AmoqO)


If only. They know we're not -- and they don't give a shit.

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (mZUr4)

74 That would make him a domestic terrorist. But everyone knows the domestic terrorists attend school board meetings.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (5HBd1)

75 Can we just stop giving out paychecks to everyone in the entire FBI?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (h1jJh)

76 Can I just finish eating my ham and eggs here?

Posted by: Barack Obama, yeah that's me at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (vcOmj)

77 Sunday nights when I was just a wee db, we'd watch The FBI with Efren Symbolic Jr. We thought the FBI was cool- the good guys. G-men.

and another one bites the dust....

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (geLO8)

78 These are people who will never learn. So the lesson is lost on them."

Reminds me of one of the DeMotivator posters. "Perhaps the real purpose of your life is simply to serve as a warning for others."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:37 PM (trdmm)

79 What I would have preferred is for one of the congregants to double-tap the Wog cocksucker five seconds after he walked in and started threatening people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (Q9lwr)
---------------

Yeah, I carry in church. Too many bad actors think churches are soft targets. For the most part, they've been correct. Except, you know, that guy that got taken out in a TX church by a security guy who made one heck of a head shot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 17, 2022 01:37 PM (5pTK/)

80 Wait, was I not supposed to answer that question?

Posted by: Vice President Joe at January 17, 2022 01:37 PM (Mle+D)

81 Defund? Heck, abolish the FBI, hire contractors to raze the J.Edgar Hoover Building, salt the earth in the vacant lot, and shift the necessary jobs to Rayland Givens and the U.S. Marshall Service.

Posted by: Ptleahy at January 17, 2022 01:37 PM (ibEXZ)

82 I hate this demented dotard more than I hate Obama

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 01:37 PM (CYnTg)

83 What I would have preferred is for one of the congregants to double-tap the Wog cocksucker five seconds after he walked in and started threatening people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (Q9lwr)

Spitballing, the Muslim terrorist probably targeted this synagogue precisely because he knew he would not be double-tapped.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:37 PM (nMx88)

84 I saw Lady AlQaeda open for the Dixie Chicks at an anti-GWB protest in Crawford TX in '03
Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2022 01:34 PM (786Ro)


I mean -- Lady Antebellum is now calling themselves Lady A. Perhaps something is becoming clearer.

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 01:37 PM (mZUr4)

85
Lady Al Queda.
Jihadis at your feet.
I wonder when you and Allah.
Will finally meet

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 17, 2022 01:38 PM (MZBVZ)

86 If the terrorist had been riding a swastika adorned camel and swinging a scimitar, shouting Aloha Snack Bar, some would say he was a white nationalist.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2022 01:38 PM (lz5hY)

87 Doof,
Package arrived Saturday. You were absolutely correct. Thanks and I take back all the bad things I ever said about you, mostly.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 01:38 PM (KAi1n)

88 What makes me saddest about the entire thing is that the synagogue was a hard-left loony bin. I'll bet that had he chosen another synagogue he would have had a very different experience.

That's true, but had it been a conservative synagogue the FBI wouldn't even be admitting that it could be terror-adjacent. I guarantee multiple JINO DNC donors were on the phone yesterday to Biden's minders after being told an attack explicitly on them wasn't terrorism.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:38 PM (VpEVx)

89 You know, one anti-Semitic trope has always been how powerful the Jewish lobby is- how they zealously advocate for their people and the Holocaust's numbers are inflated, yadda, yadda, yadda.

How do they jive(jibe?) this kind of thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (dNqv+)

90
"Dos anyone have any real data?"

C:\DOS>config realdata.exe

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (II3Gr)

91
Thinking about starting a mental health facility that specializes in deprogramming Karens
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Call us! We can help!

-- Greater North American Dignity Canal

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

92 *Cackles for 5 minutes*

Just google it!

Posted by: President Kumala at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (Mle+D)

93 >>> 63 Thinking about starting a mental health facility that specializes in deprogramming Karens
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (4fSQf)

As a member of the Laptop Class but an 'Ette not a stupid-ass Karen, I suggest you start buying tire irons now while trucks are still rolling.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (llON8)

94 68 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (trdmm)

Jesus
Posted by: ... at January 17, 2022 01:35 PM (tZUwc)

I don't think either the hostage taker or the hostages were asking for Jesus that day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (trdmm)

95 So it you have a red hat or espouse support for the 2nd amendment, you're certainly a domestic terrorist, but having an arabic name and taking hostages in a synagogue demanding another arabic sounding name of a person be let free is just...what...hijinks??

Those kinds of statements by our federal leo are more proof that they just need disbanding. They are useless to the point of danger.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (MFphb)

96 "Does anyone have any real data?"


In 2022, the number of Islamic terrorists dead from shootouts exceeds those killed from omicron.

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (MxEKc)

97 81 Defund? Heck, abolish the FBI, hire contractors to raze the J.Edgar Hoover Building, salt the earth in the vacant lot, and shift the necessary jobs to Rayland Givens and the U.S. Marshall Service.
Posted by: Ptleahy at January 17, 2022 01:37 PM (ibEXZ)

Every day the FBI remains a thing is an abomination and an affront to decency and basic human rights. I MIGHT vote again in 2024 in a Republican presidential primary if a credible promise is made to disband the FBI and open a file on all the Top Men.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (nMx88)

98 I think the latest Wuflu charts are in this video: https://youtu.be/a1R09yIKqq4


There are some problems though as we still have a good percentage of Delta (last I saw showed about 40%). And I do think a lot of people are going to the hospital for untreated illness.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (5HBd1)

99 What I would have preferred is for one of the congregants to double-tap the Wog cocksucker five seconds after he walked in and started threatening people.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The version I heard was that he portrayed himself as a homeless man, to ingratiate himself into the synagogue.

He obviously had ulterior motives, but they were too blinded by their own virtue to see just how dangerous he was.
There's a lot of wailing and knashing of teeth yesterday and today about him being shot. I mean, the cops should have shot Kyle Rittenhouse!
His own family said he was crazy and that they deeply regret what he had done.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (vcOmj)

100 Now I am very serious about this: Defund this agency.
==
you should be. It was never a good idea to begin with. It was extremely controversial at the outset. Then a closeted cross dressing weirdo, illegally spied on the entire gov for decades compiling extortion materials. Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: We're from the government and we're to help. at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (CYJFY)

101 Why spend the weekend denying the hostage situation had anything to do with terrorism only to come out and admit it on Monday?

Because they know that most Americans have the attention span of a gnat on Ritalin and have already processed the "fact" that this situation was NOT connected to Islamic Terrorism and anyone who says so is a H8TER

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (mR6Gs)

102 You know, one anti-Semitic trope has always been how powerful the Jewish lobby is- how they zealously advocate for their people and the Holocaust's numbers are inflated, yadda, yadda, yadda.

How do they jive(jibe?) this kind of thing?


The entire modern left runs on that dissonance - "X isn't happening, but it would be awesome if it did". Plug in CRT or whatever.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (nuDPD)

103 The FBI placed too much emphasis on college grads from Ivy League. Hence the wokeness.

It all starts with indoctrination at our colleges. They churn out marxists and those marxists go to work in all the big corps and gubmint.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (4fSQf)

104 Malik Faisal Akram

Entry to U.S.
DENIED

Posted by: in a sane world at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

105 Obviously, he was protesting the injustice that, as a non-US citizen, he is not (lawfully) allowed to vote for Hillary in 2024. He was definitely With Her. Right? I think so.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (KAi1n)

106 >>but having an arabic name and taking hostages in a synagogue demanding another arabic sounding name of a person be let free is just...what...hijinks??

tomfoolery, actually
totes not Jewish-related tho

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (geLO8)

107 Doof,
Package arrived Saturday. You were absolutely correct. Thanks and I take back all the bad things I ever said about you, mostly.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 01:38 PM (KAi1n)


LOL! Enjoy! But don't get ahead of yourself -- I probably deserve the things you said.

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (mZUr4)

108 If only. They know we're not -- and they don't give a shit.
Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (mZUr4)
------------

Sadly accurate statement.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (5pTK/)

109 I'm disappointed that our Texas Jewish brethren didn't have at least five attendees who were carrying take out this non-terrorist. Come on, you're in Texas !

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (RJMSR)

110
Reminds me of one of the DeMotivator posters. "Perhaps the real purpose of your life is simply to serve as a warning for others."
Posted by: Tom Servo


You are always serving as an example. Sometimes you are a bad example.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (pNxlR)

111 Lady Al Queda.
Jihadis at your feet.
I wonder when you and Allah.
Will finally meet

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 17, 2022 01:38 PM (MZBVZ)

*golf clap*

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (SH2Zi)

112 Ya know know who else is anti-gay and not excited about the trans thing?

Posted by: Honda, Keeper of the Cup of Nood at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (R7LyT)

113 As a member of the Laptop Class but an 'Ette not a stupid-ass Karen, I suggest you start buying tire irons now while trucks are still rolling.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (llON

Y'all are so fixated on tire irons, as if we can all afford such luxury!
I say rebar! It's cheaper and you get more club-head speed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (MFphb)

114
But Kyle Rittenhouse was a white supremacist terrorist known almost a nano-second after the trigger was pulled.

Meh. They knew it years ago when they wrote a meme waiting for a shooter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (s2VJv)

115 There are some problems though as we still have a good percentage of Delta (last I saw showed about 40%). And I do think a lot of people are going to the hospital for untreated illness.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (5HBd1)

Yup, what my nurse neighbor tells me is that they are getting a LOT of people in the hospital WITH Covid, not due TO Covid. There are some, but the spike is mainly because they get there for something else, get the test, and then have to be isolated.

Posted by: Tasha Yar at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (oHd/0)

116 112 Ya know know who else is anti-gay and not excited about the trans thing?
Posted by: Honda, Keeper of the Cup of Nood at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (R7LyT)

==========

Todd?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (LvTSG)

117 But it will allow that perhaps this matter is... terrorism related.

------

"We prefer the term terrorism-adjacent."

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (6Xyqy)

118 105 Obviously, he was protesting the injustice that, as a non-US citizen, he is not (lawfully) allowed to vote for Hillary in 2024. He was definitely With Her. Right? I think so.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (KAi1n)

Since he probably did not vote for Trump, we can all speculate on why he hates us so much.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (nMx88)

119 I'm disappointed that our Texas Jewish brethren didn't have at least five attendees who were carrying take out this non-terrorist. Come on, you're in Texas !

It's a Reform synagogue. 100% of the attendees had 6 masks on and a monthly auto-pay to the DNC.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (VpEVx)

120 Well, the Biden administration is certainly efficient at trying to gaslight people. Of course, when anybody heard that someone was holding hostages at a synagogue they all knew it was probably a Muslim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (k49Sx)

121 I mean -- Lady Antebellum is now calling themselves Lady A. Perhaps something is becoming clearer.
Posted by: Doof

Then caught shit by a black singer who'd been going by "Lady A." for decades. LOL

Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (KAi1n)

122 Thinking about starting a mental health facility that specializes in deprogramming Karens
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Call us! We can help!

-- Greater North American Dignity Canal

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

Sammich Macht Frei.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (SH2Zi)

123 89 You know, one anti-Semitic trope has always been how powerful the Jewish lobby is- how they zealously advocate for their people and the Holocaust's numbers are inflated, yadda, yadda, yadda.

How do they jive(jibe?) this kind of thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (dNqv+)

This does have some relevance as to why someone like him targeted a Synagogue; everyone in the Islamic sphere is bombarded with constant claims that the Jews really run everything, that the Jews control everything. So, if you want one of your pals released from a federal prison, of course go attack a Synagogue, because you know the Jews just have to make one phone call to get anyone released.

That's gotta be what that guy was thinking.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (trdmm)

124 Fucking Todd..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

125
Any given lunatic can act out his madness on any given target. When he snaps, he snaps.

But when he's a lunatic of the Islamic variety, you know what his motivation is. Everyone knows the Muslims are crazy and hate Jews and blame them for everything.

It's a feature of our hokum-based society that the Party's media arm publishes nonsense like this, and everyone just whistles past it, instead of ridiculing them, when they know damned well it's nonsense. We all know "Hokum Uber Alles," and you better just STFD and STFU if you don't buy into the daily hokum.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (4odx6)

126 Dear FBI,

You incompetent goons are a diseased, pus dripping carbuncle on our society. Do everyone a favor and go lance and cauterize yourself.

Sincerely,
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (Vxu+H)

127 109 I'm disappointed that our Texas Jewish brethren didn't have at least five attendees who were carrying take out this non-terrorist. Come on, you're in Texas !
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (RJMSR)

Just proof that no matter where you are, there are still a lot of idiots there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (oHd/0)

128 I look forward to next season's episodes of SWAT, NCISLA, FBI, and L&OGBTQ+ explaining how an innocent Muslim can be misled by white supremacists into acting against his natural ally, the Jews.

Ripped from the headlines, and passed through an anus.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (uhPTO)

129 Do Not Defund the FBI.

Keep it together, but reassign the agency to a new mission. You do not want 50.000 FBI Agents scattered and looking for jobs contaminating every other LEA.

Keep them together and assign them a federal level job like tracking down the 5,000 missing every year Native American and Eskimo women and children. Good noble job, AND it is far from Washington DC. Hell! Loan them out to Canada to do the same thing there.

No new hires. Every retires at 20 years.

Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

130 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

131 But Kyle Rittenhouse was a white supremacist terrorist known almost a nano-second after the trigger was pulled.

Meh. They knew it years ago when they wrote a meme waiting for a shooter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (s2VJv)

Did you see the tweet by some rando who said it was wrong that Kyle as taken into custody by the police alive while this guy got capped?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (dNqv+)

132 >."We prefer the term terrorism-adjacent."

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

terrorism-y
terrorism-ish

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (geLO8)

133 Fuckin white supremacists.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

134 How soon before the Democrat's own secret police start tossing recalcitrant Republicans in prison? Isn't that what the eff bee eye is groomed for?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (BFigT)

135 terrorism lite

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (geLO8)

136
(to the tune of "Lady Madonna")

"Lady Al Qaeda,
Kuffar corpses at your feet,
The FBI is blaming Donald Trump's mean tweets . . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (s2VJv)

137 This does have some relevance as to why someone like him targeted a Synagogue; everyone in the Islamic sphere is bombarded with constant claims that the Jews really run everything, that the Jews control everything. So, if you want one of your pals released from a federal prison, of course go attack a Synagogue, because you know the Jews just have to make one phone call to get anyone released.

That's gotta be what that guy was thinking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (trdmm)

This is patently absurd. Now, if he wanted a loan or a change in the weather...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (II3Gr)

138 >>> 121 I mean -- Lady Antebellum is now calling themselves Lady A. Perhaps something is becoming clearer.
Posted by: Doof

Then caught shit by a black singer who'd been going by "Lady A." for decades. LOL
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (KAi1n

So, why not "Lady Ant"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (llON8)

139 Defund this agency.
All of them not just FBI

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (P4Pk9)

140 >The odds are immense the FBI was coordinating with Antifa and BLM to maximize the terror and minimize losses of the shock troops.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (nMx8

Without a doubt. I think they had many Fed Gov resources at their disposal in Summer 2020. It does appear that some of the support has been pulled back, as evidenced by the relative hard times of the fellow travelers in Portland, for example.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (BxH25)

141 30 Next President needs to do to the FBI what Virginia's new AG did to their Civil Rights Division - Fire Them All, rebuild it from scratch. We're done with the stupid "just a few bad apples" storyline - the entire barrel of apples has gone bad. Any good ones left back when Obama was still running things.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:30 PM (trdmm)

No rebuild. Destroy, salt earth, fill with concrete.

Posted by: Inogame at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (53oGX)

142 "Does anyone have any real data?"


In 2022, the number of Islamic terrorists dead from shootouts exceeds those killed from omicron.

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (MxEKc)

lol, SCIENCE!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (SH2Zi)

143 131 Did you see the tweet by some rando who said it was wrong that Kyle as taken into custody by the police alive while this guy got capped?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (dNqv+)


I missed it but thank you for spiking my BP!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (s2VJv)

144 The FBI placed too much emphasis on college grads from Ivy League. Hence the wokeness.

Just ask yourself - what poses a greater threat to you, personally ? A crime syndicate that operates across state lines - or the FBI ?

We are at the point where the cure is more dangerous than the disease.

Posted by: Reboot at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (V/sDD)

145 They identified the perpetrator as a "British man" in headlines all over the world because they knew everyone would assume he was a white guy.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (h1jJh)

146 *Cackles for 5 minutes*

Just google it!
Posted by: President Kumala at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (Mle+D)
........

NSFW

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

147 Why is the FBI even part of this investigation?

The evidence isn't going to destroy itself.
==
Hilarious, except true.

No consider the weird relationship between the FBI and the mafia. Whitey Bolger.

Posted by: We're from the government and we're to help. at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (BqUv2)

148 That's gotta be what that guy was thinking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (trdmm)

Or maybe: "If I go to a church in Texas- even in Austin- I am liable to get shot the minute I open my mouth."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (dNqv+)

149 "We prefer the term terrorism-adjacent."

Socially distant from terrorism?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (k49Sx)

150 Rabbi said they had training in how to run. Surprisingly, that hasn't worked out well in the past. Maybe a few congregants reaching in the top of their boot would be a better go to strategy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (lz5hY)

151 Rabbis, Jews, parents and Republicans are all seeing how partisan and corrupt the FBI has become.

This incident just put another nail in the coffin for the J6 committee.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

152
I say rebar! It's cheaper and you get more club-head speed.
Posted by: OneEyedJack


** recalls having a suitably sized rebar piece that can be "repurposed"; day brightens considerably **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

153 OK, so Islamic guy flies in from Britain, to TEXAS (yeah big well known Jewish community there /sarc)... somehow gets a gun... somehow takes hostages... and no known accomplices yet?

/looks around for the glowie...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

154 Uh, no I don't know what day it is... Movie Day? Wednesday?

Help me out here, somebody.

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (0Y1Jh)

155 Ha. Seventeen FIBes determined in minutes that a garage door pull was a noose meant to intimidate a black nascar driver.

A hundred FIBes can't figure out why a Muslim man took Jews hostage while demanding an Al Qaeda fighter be freed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (4fSQf)

156 we are sudying the motives of the Third Reich

atm, our data shows a definite inconclusiveness in our assessment

we'll get back to you

Posted by: FBI at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (us2H3)

157 I'm disappointed that our Texas Jewish brethren didn't have at least five attendees who were carrying take out this non-terrorist. Come on, you're in Texas !
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (RJMSR)

Just proof that no matter where you are, there are still a lot of idiots there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM


Any one know if it is a liberal Reformed Congregation, or if they posted the Temple as "No Guns"?

Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (Z32m1)

158 We are Terrorism Monitors...

Posted by: The FBI at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (yQpMk)

159 Rabbi said they had training in how to run.

Until that day, it was shofar shogood.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 01:46 PM (II3Gr)

160 113 As a member of the Laptop Class but an 'Ette not a stupid-ass Karen, I suggest you start buying tire irons now while trucks are still rolling.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 17, 2022 01:39 PM (llON

Y'all are so fixated on tire irons, as if we can all afford such luxury!
I say rebar! It's cheaper and you get more club-head speed.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2022 01:41 PM (MFphb)

-------

"We at the club keep a one-wood with us at all times. Have you ever seen what one of those can do to a teed-up watermelon?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 01:46 PM (6Xyqy)

161 Was he wearing a mask?

Posted by: Karen at January 17, 2022 01:46 PM (jYQlA)

162 I missed it but thank you for spiking my BP!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (s2VJv)

I'm a giver.

If you want to see the exchange, it is mentioned on Insty:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8pjzzd

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 01:46 PM (dNqv+)

163 The FBI placed too much emphasis on college grads from Ivy League. Hence the wokeness.

Just ask yourself - what poses a greater threat to you, personally ? A crime syndicate that operates across state lines - or the FBI ?

We are at the point where the cure is more dangerous than the disease.

---

Are we talking about the FBI or COVID?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 01:46 PM (h1jJh)

164
You do not want 50.000 FBI Agents scattered and looking for jobs contaminating every other LEA.

-------

Definitely not. If only there were some way to make sure they never polluted society again. If only... I just can't come up with *any* solution... there must be *something* you could do to make sure government gun thugs were just neutralized permanently.

Oh well, I 'll just leave that to the big brains to figure out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 01:46 PM (4odx6)

165 158 We are Terrorism Monitors...
Posted by: The FBI at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (yQpMk)

Also plotters, funders, equippers and agitators.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 01:46 PM (II3Gr)

166 Muslims will often in the same sentence say the holocaust was a hoax and Hitler had the right idea. I guess they mean about the Volkswagen...

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (CYnTg)

167 >>> 129 Do Not Defund the FBI.

Keep it together, but reassign the agency to a new mission. You do not want 50.000 FBI Agents scattered and looking for jobs contaminating every other LEA.

Keep them together and assign them a federal level job like tracking down the 5,000 missing every year Native American and Eskimo women and children. Good noble job, AND it is far from Washington DC. Hell! Loan them out to Canada to do the same thing there.

No new hires. Every retires at 20 years.
Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

No. Since they clearly have not been vaxxinated against stupidity, tell them they will not be paid and may not come to the office until they do the right thing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (llON8)

168 His brother has come forward and said this shithole had a criminal record and the US should've never issued the visa for him to come over.

They WANT TO KILL YOU. Your government betters.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

169 The main issue with the next R Presidential candidate saying that they want to SMOD the FBI out of existence is that said FBI will work tooth and nail to frame him for something. You think the Russia Hoax was bad, those weasels will pull off the Mother of All Red Flags to try and stop Trump or whoever else from getting elected to follow through on that promise.

Best course - don't even mention it during the campaign nor transition, but then on day 1, fire them all.

Posted by: Citizen Freeman at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (Mle+D)

170 Ripped from the headlines, and passed through an anus.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor


Well, if "Law and Order" was still on (is it?), I am actually sure something like this would be feted.
TV exists as our common culture, stupid as it is. They fill it with this stuff, expecting us to be programmed with their malignant ideas.
And...it does work on some people. Fer shure.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (vcOmj)

171 >The entire modern left runs on that dissonance - "X isn't happening, but it would be awesome if it did". Plug in CRT or whatever.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (nuDPD)

The Law of Merited Impossibility

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (BxH25)

172 Shit can the whole FBI if they can't figure this out, it's a political operation not investigation

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (tRGSY)

173 The photo of Michelle giving GWB a big hug was important to see, for people invested in politics in ~2008.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (44ww/)

174 They identified the perpetrator as a "British man" in headlines all over the world because they knew everyone would assume he was a white guy.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks


That was the "but-not-a lie" strategy used by the local radio news today.

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (MxEKc)

175 Keep them together and assign them a federal level job like tracking down the 5,000 missing every year Native American and Eskimo women and children. Good noble job, AND it is far from Washington DC. Hell! Loan them out to Canada to do the same thing there.

No new hires. Every retires at 20 years.
Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

good idea, but I got a better mission; assign them to count Polar Bears, on the North Slope. In the winter. Tell them they can't come back until they can *guarantee* that they have found Every Last One. Oh and make them count the Weasels too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:48 PM (trdmm)

176 OK, so Islamic guy flies in from Britain, to TEXAS (yeah big well known Jewish community there /sarc)... somehow gets a gun... somehow takes hostages... and no known accomplices yet?

To the point about Texas, that's where the al-Queda bitch is being imprisoned. So that actually makes sense.

Also, UK authorities arrested two accomplices.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:48 PM (Q+1Ad)

177 ."We prefer the term terrorism-adjacent."

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

terrorism-y
terrorism-ish
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (geLO

TAPs Terrorism Attracted Persons

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

178 156 we are sudying the motives of the Third Reich

atm, our data shows a definite inconclusiveness in our assessment

we'll get back to you

Posted by: FBI at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (us2H3)
-------
* In best Richard Dawson voice *

"And the Survey Says? ... wait for it ...

TRUMP!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 01:48 PM (6Xyqy)

179
Rabbi said they had training in how to run.

Until that day, it was shofar shogood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker


I'd be curious to know the demographics of that congregation. I'll bet that "devil take the hindmost" was an equally applicable name for that training.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 01:48 PM (pNxlR)

180 "Lady Al Qaeda,
Kuffar corpses at your feet,
The FBI is blaming Donald Trump's mean tweets . . ."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (s2VJv)

Good stuff.

Non-sequitur. "Lady Al" is a tranny in all likelihood.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:48 PM (nMx88)

181 Obama Homeland Security IG pleads guilty to defrauding the US government.

You don't say.

Posted by: MiklosWatch at January 17, 2022 01:49 PM (QzkSJ)

182 I look forward to next season's episodes of SWAT, NCISLA, FBI, and L&OGBTQ+ explaining how an innocent Muslim can be misled by white supremacists into acting against his natural ally, the Jews.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM


You cain't put nothin' past them wily inbred rednecks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 01:49 PM (a3Q+t)

183 I'm curious why this guy flew from the UK to target some seemingly random synagogue in Jerkwater, TX. A bit strange.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 17, 2022 01:49 PM (BxH25)

184 mean -- Lady Antebellum is now calling themselves Lady A. Perhaps something is becoming clearer.
Posted by: Doof

Then caught shit by a black singer who'd been going by "Lady A." for decades. LOL
Posted by: SFGoth at January 17, 2022 01:42 PM (KAi1n

Good. They can go down the drain like the Dixie Chicks or Chicks or Cu..

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 01:49 PM (RJMSR)

185 Disband, delete and defund. The fbi is a political police force it has no place in America. We would be better off without it.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 17, 2022 01:50 PM (0OmEj)

186 Plus, old rebar is usually nice and rusty.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2022 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

187 No new hires. Every retires at 20 years.
Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

No. Since they clearly have not been vaxxinated against stupidity, tell them they will not be paid and may not come to the office until they do the right thing.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (llON

Transfer them to the Border Patrol with the mission to actually go after illegals living in our country.

Prosecute them not only illegal crossings, but aiding and abetting each other, and things like Document and Bank Fraud, along with ID Theft.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 01:50 PM (oHd/0)

188 Yep. The FBI is the Luca Brasi of the criminal organization known as the federal government.

Your tax dollars are payoff for their... "protection."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2022 01:50 PM (2DNKl)

189 >>18 What makes me saddest about the entire thing is that the synagogue was a hard-left loony bin. I'll bet that had he chosen another synagogue he would have had a very different experience.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2022 01:27 PM (Q9lwr)

This introduces a little dark humor into the story.

Posted by: Caliban at January 17, 2022 01:50 PM (HgGBT)

190 182 I look forward to next season's episodes of SWAT, NCISLA, FBI, and L&OGBTQ+ explaining how an innocent Muslim can be misled by white supremacists into acting against his natural ally, the Jews.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM

You cain't put nothin' past them wily inbred rednecks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 01:49 PM (a3Q+t)

Nah, we'll get another Kingsman where it is an evil white racist church goes crazy and the brave hero slaughters them all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 01:50 PM (dNqv+)

191 the deification of MLK is just a tad bit overdone

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2022 01:50 PM (us2H3)

192 I'd be curious to know the demographics of that congregation. I'll bet that "devil take the hindmost" was an equally applicable name for that training.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 01:48 PM (pNxlR)

It's a leftist dominated synagogue. Their "Mission Statement" is exactly what one would expect.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (Q9lwr)

193 Hey I live in Jerkwater!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (44ww/)

194 "President Drool up"

T-shirt please.

Posted by: Roug at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (oHfpQ)

195 His brother has come forward and said this shithole had a criminal record and the US should've never issued the visa for him to come over.

They WANT TO KILL YOU. Your government betters.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Diversity is our . . .

*pop* *pop pop*

Dead.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (SH2Zi)

196 Now is the time for us to do the thing at the time we should time the doing.

Posted by: KAMALA at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (786Ro)

197 "We prefer the term terrorism-adjacent."

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

terrorism-y
terrorism-ish
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (geLO

TAPs Terrorism Attracted Persons
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 01:48 PM (eGTCV)

It's just Micro terrorism.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (oHd/0)

198 I used to not be serious about this. Now I am very serious about this: Defund this agency.

Defund it and give the Hoover building to the Bundy ranchers.

I'm dead serious about that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (GbPPJ)

199 We are Terrorism Monitors. Manifest..
Posted by: The FBI at January 17, 2022 01:45 PM (yQpMk)
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There. FIFY.

Posted by: Chris Wray, terrorist organizer at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (0Y1Jh)

200 I look forward to next season's episodes of SWAT, NCISLA, FBI, and L&OGBTQ+ explaining how an innocent Muslim can be misled by white supremacists into acting against his natural ally, the Jews.

"The Rookie", the cheesy Nathan Fillion cop show, has a white supremacist gang running LA. On the other hand, they also had the LAPD invade Mexico earlier this season so I don't think we're meant to take it seriously.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (nG+zs)

201 he main issue with the next R Presidential candidate saying that they want to SMOD the FBI out of existence is that said FBI will work tooth and nail to frame him for something. You think the Russia Hoax was bad, those weasels will pull off the Mother of All Red Flags to try and stop Trump or whoever else from getting elected to follow through on that promise.

Best course - don't even mention it during the campaign nor transition, but then on day 1, fire them all.
==
This is why the did the Russia Collusion hoax. They were anticipating he would do this. If he had disbanded them, they would have used it against him as evidence that he was Putin's STOOOGE. PUPPET.

Serious. You are dealing with evil.

Posted by: We're from the government and we're to help. at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (zjQ+/)

202 A cascade of lies, 24x7 from "our betters".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 01:52 PM (Xrfse)

203 Plus, old rebar is usually nice and rusty.
Posted by: wth

A concussion AND tetanus.

Works for me....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 17, 2022 01:52 PM (vcOmj)

204 The Feral Bureau of Investigation is the enforcement wing of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 01:52 PM (eGTCV)

205 "I look forward to next season's episodes of SWAT, NCISLA, FBI, and L&OGBTQ+ explaining how an innocent Muslim can be misled by white supremacists into acting against his natural ally, the Jews.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor'


The villains will also be home-schoolers.

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2022 01:52 PM (MxEKc)

206 A little late to the thread this morning. Someone below mentioned the sameness of the stats as evidence that their policies vis a vis pandemic don't work. Although I agree, they will hand wave that aside and actually blame the free state of Florida for NY's woes, just as the gun banners blame Indiana for Chicago's gun violence. You see, until no one is free can their benevolent rule work. We all must comply to usher in the age of perfect happiness.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (PScCH)

207 103 The FBI placed too much emphasis on college grads from Ivy League. Hence the wokeness.

It all starts with indoctrination at our colleges. They churn out marxists and those marxists go to work in all the big corps and gubmint.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 01:40 PM (4fSQf)

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"Pikers." -- The CIA

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (6Xyqy)

208 I'm curious why this guy flew from the UK to target some seemingly random synagogue in Jerkwater, TX. A bit strange.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 17, 2022 01:49 PM (BxH25)

How far is it from Jerkwater to Dallas? Lots of international flights come into Dallas.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (2DNKl)

209 the deification of MLK is just a tad bit overdone
==
Your tellin' me.

Posted by: The apotheosis of George Washington at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (pnW0Y)

210 Pretty sure he did it because you fools won't mask up or get your vaccines.

Posted by: Editorial Board SLC Tribune at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (3TihK)

211 I used to carry at Mass.

No longer. My fellow parishioners are all in on BLM, CRT, the uber progressive agenda of defunding the police, etc.

I am convinced I'm aware enough to gtfo when shit goes sideways.

I am not convinced, if I defended my fellow parishioners and shot someone, that they would have my back. Except to stab me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (U2p+3)

212 The odds are immense the FBI was coordinating with Antifa and BLM to maximize the terror and minimize losses of the shock troops.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:32 PM (nMx8

Without a doubt. I think they had many Fed Gov resources at their disposal in Summer 2020. It does appear that some of the support has been pulled back, as evidenced by the relative hard times of the fellow travelers in Portland, for example.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (BxH25)


====================
The Democrat Governors sure did. It took MN Democrat Governor Walz 5 (FIVE!!!) Nights to call out the MN NAtional Guard and take control. Three really bad Nights of ARSON, LOOTING, and RIOTS. Police precincts overrun and burnt out. Finally he put 5,000 NG on the streets Saturday and every thing calmed down.

Kyle Rittenhouse was in Kenosha on the THIRD NIGHT OF RIOTS.

(There was NO FOURTH NIGHT OF RIOTS after he fired 8 rounds on the third)

Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (Z32m1)

213 We will investigate stories the Biden administration aided this man in attacking a temple. Give me two weeks and we should know something.

Posted by: John Durham at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (0Y1Jh)

214 Defund it and give the Hoover building to the Bundy ranchers.

I'm dead serious about that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (GbPPJ)

Not sure what we'd do with it... cattle can't graze on concrete.

Posted by: Bundy's at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (oHd/0)

215 Remember when the FBI claimed a Muslim led attack at LAX on staff at an Israeli airline reservation counter wasn't an act of terrorism?

That was maybe twelve years ago.

Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (6v4jQ)

216
BourbonChicken at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM


ISWYDT

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (pNxlR)

217 If MLK were alive today he could just watch some tv ads and figure the US was now 90% black...

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (CYnTg)

218 214 Defund it and give the Hoover building to the Bundy ranchers.

I'm dead serious about that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 01:51 PM (GbPPJ)

Not sure what we'd do with it... cattle can't graze on concrete.
Posted by: Bundy's at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (oHd/0)

Make a nice shoe store though...

Posted by: Al Bundy at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (oHd/0)

219 Look at these photos...

https://tinyurl.com/2p95z6y2

The FBI has been at this forever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (BFigT)

220 Muslims will often in the same sentence say the holocaust was a hoax and Hitler had the right idea. I guess they mean about the Volkswagen...
Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (CYnTg)

So cognitive dissonance and no self awareness exactly like the Left.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (RJMSR)

221 No rebuild. Destroy, salt earth, fill with concrete.

Posted by: Inogame at January 17, 2022 01:44 PM (53oGX)

...and piss on the ashes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (VwHCD)

222 His brother has come forward and said this shithole had a criminal record and the US should've never issued the visa for him to come over.



Is he fully completely vaxed? Can he play tennis? 'Cause we are short one top-ranked star right now.

Posted by: Australia at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (786Ro)

223 "Al-Qaeda is just an idea."--quaffed faggot Chris Wray.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (nMx88)

224 Yeah, but I mean he wasn't a terrorist terrorist.

Posted by: Whoopie at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (jYQlA)

225 the FBI, just like many organizations, like the MSM, etc. had much goodwill internally and externally in the 20th century

that what made it a ripe target for the leftists

never let goodwill go to waste

wepaonize it

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (us2H3)

226 You know, there used to be some lies that were simply too far-fetched to tell. That is no longer the case. The outrageousness of a lie is overwhelmed by the left's desire that it be true.

Posted by: creeper at January 17, 2022 01:55 PM (cTCuP)

227 "The Rookie", the cheesy Nathan Fillion cop show, has a white supremacist gang running LA. On the other hand, they also had the LAPD invade Mexico earlier this season so I don't think we're meant to take it seriously.
Posted by: Ian S.


LAPD would last about 5 minutes against Cartel gangs.

"Badges? Badges? We don't need no Steenkin' badges!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 17, 2022 01:55 PM (vcOmj)

228 The left is now wearing out the term domestic terrorist the same way they wore out the word racist. If you put one of those Joe Biden "I Did That" stickers on some overinflated price tag, you are now a domestic terrorist.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 01:55 PM (h1jJh)

229 Kyle Rittenhouse was in Kenosha on the THIRD NIGHT OF RIOTS.

(There was NO FOURTH NIGHT OF RIOTS after he fired 8 rounds on the third)
Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (Z32m1)

Funny how many of those rounds found pedos and/or communists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)

230 Defund it and give the Hoover building to the Bundy ranchers.

Given how fugly that building is, that would be mean to the Bundys.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:55 PM (Q+1Ad)

231 Remember when the FBI claimed a Muslim led attack at LAX on staff at an Israeli airline reservation counter wasn't an act of terrorism?
==
Disgruntled passengers.

Work place violence.

Bad hair day.

Posted by: Its one of those ones . . . at January 17, 2022 01:56 PM (rmt8C)

232 If only. They know we're not -- and they don't give a shit.

Posted by: Doof at January 17, 2022 01:36 PM (mZUr4)

Yes, that's definitely worse.

Posted by: Javems at January 17, 2022 01:56 PM (AmoqO)

233 The FBI has to be destroyed.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 17, 2022 01:56 PM (EpDzw)

234 Some people did some things.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 17, 2022 01:56 PM (aXKOe)

235 Does raging senile pervert Joe Biden have any rage for actual terrorists?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 01:56 PM (eGTCV)

236 This guy was probably known to the FBI.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 01:56 PM (II3Gr)

237 I am not convinced, if I defended my fellow parishioners and shot someone, that they would have my back. Except to stab me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (U2p+3)

If that had happened in my old Church, the one I grew up in?

The Parishioners would have my Back, the Church would not.

United Methodist jumped the shark years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (oHd/0)

238 My fellow parishioners are all in on BLM, CRT, the uber progressive agenda of defunding the police, etc.

Not sure how you can take that much longer?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (Xrfse)

239 I am sure that the Republicans will defund the FBI if we just give them both house and the presidency. Obamacare will gone, too. And we'll get border control. And a pony.

The FBI probably cannot be destroyed without taking the state with it. The GDR and the Stasi could not be divorced from one another. They were integral parts of the whole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (DU+/6)

240 191 the deification of MLK is just a tad bit overdone

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2022 01:50 PM (us2H3)

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"Here, hold the fentanyl in my colon." -- St. George Kirby

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (6Xyqy)

241 A concussion AND tetanus.

Works for me....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 17, 2022 01:52 PM (vcOmj)

You seem pretty lucid for a guy with a concussion and tetanus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (II3Gr)

242 183 I'm curious why this guy flew from the UK to target some seemingly random synagogue in Jerkwater, TX. A bit strange.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 17, 2022 01:49 PM (BxH25)

I believe Lady Al Qaeda is currently imprisoned at a federal facility in Fort Worth, about 5 miles from the synagogue he attacked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (trdmm)

243 How far is it from Jerkwater to Dallas? Lots of international flights come into Dallas.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (2DNKl)

Ok, the answer to my question is, it's basically right outside DFW International.

That's why he chose the Synagogue there. He landed, and did a google map search of the nearest place where there would be Jews gathered.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (2DNKl)

244 225 the FBI, just like many organizations, like the MSM, etc. had much goodwill internally and externally in the 20th century

that what made it a ripe target for the leftists

never let goodwill go to waste

wepaonize it
Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (us2H3)

While your general concept is true, the Bureau has been corrupted basically since its inception. Granted, it was a better class of thugs back in the day when it hired law students who couldn't pass the bar, versus the Gender Studies PhD's now recruited from Wellesley.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (nMx88)

245 The FBI probably cannot be destroyed without taking the state with it. The GDR and the Stasi could not be divorced from one another. They were integral parts of the whole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (DU+/6)

Those terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:58 PM (trdmm)

246 Since Islam is the most pro-authority thing out there and the FBI hates anti-authority types, well, you see the love.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 17, 2022 01:58 PM (oWBc3)

247 Ok, the answer to my question is, it's basically right outside DFW International.

That's why he chose the Synagogue there. He landed, and did a google map search of the nearest place where there would be Jews gathered.


And he landed at DFW because Lady al-Queda is imprisoned in Fort Worth.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:59 PM (nG+zs)

248 Instead of a government law enforcement agency that polices the states, let's have all the states make a law enforcement agency that polices the government.

They go after fraud, illegal selling of access, graft, insider trading, dead boys in beds, etc.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 01:59 PM (4fSQf)

249
A cascade of lies, 24x7 from "our betters".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 01:52 PM (Xrfse)

Hokum-based society, my man. They tell the lies, we pretend to believe them. Or else. That's how this'll work, until reality imposes itself with extreme prejudice.

Same as it ever was. When your country grows powerful enough, this is what you get. It's almost an entropic kind of process.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 01:59 PM (4odx6)

250 Chuck Todd, MSNBC: 'A Year After Promising A Change In Tone . . . Biden Has Failed'

When you've lost MSNBC . . . nobody notices.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 17, 2022 01:59 PM (SH2Zi)

251 This tanned, dark-haired girl in a bikini believes that the FBI is a honest force for good just as much as she believes that peanut butter makes a great pizza topping:
https://is.gd/hSBech

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (DU+/6)

252 Chuck has noticed that Biden is a nasty partisan....

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (CYnTg)

253 You seem pretty lucid for a guy with a concussion and tetanus.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker


Only to the un-initiated.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (vcOmj)

254 >>>Is he fully completely vaxed? Can he play tennis? 'Cause we are short one top-ranked star right now.

Posted by: Australia at January 17, 2022 01:54 PM (786Ro)

Sorry, Mate, but he's dead from Covid.

Posted by: FBI at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (QYPq3)

255 236 This guy was probably known to the FBI.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 01:56 PM (II3Gr)

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"We tried to push and induce him with hundreds of thousands of Euros into a senior Oath Keepers position, but even THEY didn't trust us on that one."

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (6Xyqy)

256 Keep it together, but reassign the agency to a new mission. You do not want 50.000 FBI Agents scattered and looking for jobs contaminating every other LEA.

Keep them together and assign them a federal level job like tracking down the 5,000 missing every year Native American and Eskimo women and children. Good noble job, AND it is far from Washington DC. Hell! Loan them out to Canada to do the same thing there.

No new hires. Every retires at 20 years.
Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

No. Since they clearly have not been vaxxinated against stupidity, tell them they will not be paid and may not come to the office until they do the right thing.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 17, 2022 01:47 PM (llON


I repeat: You do not want 50.000 FBI Agents scattered and looking for jobs contaminating every other LEA.

Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (Z32m1)

257 I'm curious why this guy flew from the UK to target some seemingly random synagogue in Jerkwater, TX. A bit strange.

I was takin' a trip from the UK
Toolin' along with my best AK
Tokin' on some hashish and diggin' on the radio

Just as I crossed that Tarrant County line
I had an idea that was mighty fine
And I just knew they'd let my Muslim sister go

Posted by: Uneasy Kafir at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (usCMa)

258 Is he fully completely vaxed? Can he play tennis? 'Cause we are short one top-ranked star right now.

---

I am really pissed that the rest of the tennis players didn't go home and boycott the Australian Open

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (h1jJh)

259 Kyle Rittenhouse was in Kenosha on the THIRD NIGHT OF RIOTS.

(There was NO FOURTH NIGHT OF RIOTS after he fired 8 rounds on the third)
Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (Z32m1)

Funny how many of those rounds found pedos and/or communists.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 17, 2022 01:55 PM (dNqv+)

Thank god he did not kill the black guy. ( that this is an issue makes me sick to my stomach)

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:01 PM (RJMSR)

260
The Lady Al Queda,... her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft an AK-47 from the bosom of the water signifying by Allah that I, Bob Al Queda was to carry the Divine Word to the unclean. THAT is why I am no terrorist!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 17, 2022 02:01 PM (pNxlR)

261 I'm not a terrorist either

Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 17, 2022 02:01 PM (MawL+)

262 250 Chuck Todd, MSNBC: 'A Year After Promising A Change In Tone . . . Biden Has Failed'

When you've lost MSNBC . . . nobody notices.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 17, 2022 01:59 PM (SH2Zi)

It's going to be fun to watch the Left turn on Biden in coming months; they only worship power, they supported only because they thought he would lead them to power, and now he has FAILED. None of Psaki's ludicrous explanations are going to work on them. This is gonna be EPIC.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 02:01 PM (trdmm)

263 I suspect an SUV did it.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2022 02:02 PM (7X3UV)

264 251 This tanned, dark-haired girl in a bikini believes that the FBI is a honest force for good just as much as she believes that peanut butter makes a great pizza topping:
https://is.gd/hSBech
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Hey! She's making the White Supremacy sign!

She is a cutie pie though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 17, 2022 02:02 PM (U2p+3)

265 Ok, the answer to my question is, it's basically right outside DFW International.

That's why he chose the Synagogue there. He landed, and did a google map search of the nearest place where there would be Jews gathered.
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And he landed at DFW because Lady al-Queda is imprisoned in Fort Worth.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:59 PM (nG+zs)

Perhaps so. I can only speak from experience, I don't know why anyone would INTENTIONALLY land at DFW.

If there was somewhere else to land, he would have.

Another interesting question will be, where'd he come from? Has that been determined? Did he come directly from Britain, or were there other places he went first, somewhere that would be more accommodating to a terrorist wanting to get into this country?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2022 02:02 PM (2DNKl)

266 I am really pissed that the rest of the tennis players didn't go home and boycott the Australian Open
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (h1jJh)

The French Open is going to ban him too if he doesn't get vaxxed.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:02 PM (RJMSR)

267 And we've got some of the nicest weather in the country!

Posted by: Jerkwater Chamber of Commerce at January 17, 2022 02:03 PM (jYQlA)

268 Oh and make them count the Weasels too.
Posted by: Tom Servo


*******

aka Roll Call

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2022 02:03 PM (m45I2)

269 I'm not a terrorist either
Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 17, 2022 02:01 PM (MawL+)
++++
Uh, you took hostages from a Japanese company for the purpose of robbing them. And your last name is Gruber. And you're white.

You're a white supremacist terrorist, committing violence and robbery against ethnic minorities and those who work for those minorities.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:03 PM (DU+/6)

270 Chuck has noticed that Biden is a nasty partisan....
Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (CYnTg)


======================

Chuck Todd may have noticed, but not the Life Long Republican Chuck, the Althouse commenter. I swear that guy is a Soros paid troll.

Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 02:03 PM (Z32m1)

271 These people are such brazen liars, and the amount of deceipt and lies that shovel onto the American people is astonishing. How do they live with themselves? Inherently evil? I don't know. I'm all out of guesses.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2022 02:03 PM (sVtYq)

272 When you've lost MSNBC . . . nobody notices.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 17, 2022 01:59 PM


Au contraire, mon ami.

Posted by: Joy Reid at January 17, 2022 02:03 PM (a3Q+t)

273 It's going to be fun to watch the Left turn on Biden in coming months; they only worship power, they supported only because they thought he would lead them to power, and now he has FAILED. None of Psaki's ludicrous explanations are going to work on them. This is gonna be EPIC.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 02:01 PM (trdmm)


The left needs a fall guy to deflect the shit show that they are. Mark my words, Fauci is that guy. He's the perfect dupe. Nobody likes him.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 17, 2022 02:04 PM (AiZBA)

274 That's why he chose the Synagogue there. He landed, and did a google map search of the nearest place where there would be Jews gathered.

And he landed at DFW because Lady al-Queda is imprisoned in Fort Worth.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:59 PM (nG+zs)

No, he landed, and somehow got a gun. He had help. No way you fly in as a foreigner and Legally buy a gun, even in Texas.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:04 PM (oHd/0)

275 I'm sure that any synagogue would not hesitate to sponsor an older couple, be they conservative, reform, or Orthodox to immigrate.Maybe Lt Col Moshe (IDF retired) and wife Esther, or Ben and Rachel, former Mossad agents, sitting in the sanctuary would be a deterrent.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2022 02:04 PM (lz5hY)

276 ---

I am really pissed that the rest of the tennis players didn't go home and boycott the Australian Open
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (h1jJh)



They're vaxxed and like money.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

277 I thought Jerkwater was in east Texas. Lots of 'jerkin' going on there.

Posted by: 13times at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (6v4jQ)

278 Did he come directly from Britain, or were there other places he went first, somewhere that would be more accommodating to a terrorist wanting to get into this country?

He came directly from the UK, as I understand it. One of his accomplices is quoted as asking how the fuck he was able to get on a plane and into the US when he's on multiple terror watch lists. I don't think the Biden junta is clever enough to make this happen for unknown gain, but they're not smart enough *not* to try it either.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (Q+1Ad)

279 Tanned, drunk and ready!

Posted by: Hillary at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (4fSQf)

280 Chuck Todd, MSNBC: 'A Year After Promising A Change In Tone . . . Biden Has Failed'


Dear Chuck,
Welcome to the party you fucking loser! If you believed even one word that came outta that insaniac then you are even dumber than the other pond scum sucking bottom feeders in your profession.

Shut the fuck up.
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (Vxu+H)

281 I am really pissed that the rest of the tennis players didn't go home and boycott the Australian Open
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (h1jJh)

Also I've stopped being a Nadal fan . Not that he said anything terrible but that he said Tennis is more important than just one guy. Tells me he is just a dumb jock that doesn't understand the bigger issue . Freedom is bigger than any one person. Fucking sheep.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (RJMSR)

282 Another interesting question will be, where'd he come from? Has that been determined? Did he come directly from Britain, or were there other places he went first, somewhere that would be more accommodating to a terrorist wanting to get into this country?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2022 02:02 PM (2DNKl)

I'm trying to figure out how he armed himself. And with what.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (oHd/0)

283 266 I am really pissed that the rest of the tennis players didn't go home and boycott the Australian Open
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (h1jJh)

The French Open is going to ban him too if he doesn't get vaxxed.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:02 PM (RJMSR)

If he had less integrity, he would announce he's a woman transitioning to a man and cannot be bothered with vaccines. No way they would kick him out then.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (nMx88)

284 That's why he chose the Synagogue there. He landed, and did a google map search of the nearest place where there would be Jews gathered.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (2DNKl)

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If Gaggle was run by conservatives, their leadership would have been no-knock raided early this morning, arrested, frog-marched off, and charged with insurrection, conspiracy to commit murder, and hate crimes -- but allowed to mercifully languish in the Garland Archipelago until dead from natural or Epstein-variant causes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (6Xyqy)

285 Thank god he did not kill the black guy. ( that this is an issue makes me sick to my stomach)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:01 PM (RJMSR)

Was that Jump-Kick guy? The trials over, but this just reminds of one more little bit of corruption by the Prosecutor. All through the trial, people kept saying "yeah nobody know who that guy was, he got away, it's a mystery." No one would say who he was, or where he went. Then, right as the Trial ended, the Prosecution let slip that oh yeah, they had always known exactly who he was, and that he was a long time career criminal, and they didn't want to see him called to the stand so they just pretended that nobody knew who he was.

Our Government Officials at work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 02:06 PM (trdmm)

286 This ain't the FBI I once knew.

Posted by: Melvin Purvis, G-Man at January 17, 2022 02:06 PM (4I/2K)

287 Unsure of motive and sure wasn't a MAGA Cracker so, easy story to not report much on over the weekend. Now there's some muddy clarifications going on but by next Sunday's talk shows there will be something else to focus on. Like, disenfranchised voters, and shit.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 17, 2022 02:06 PM (DB16e)

288 Given how fugly that building is, that would be mean to the Bundys.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 01:55 PM (Q+1Ad)


This is a fair point.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:06 PM (GbPPJ)

289 No, he landed, and somehow got a gun. He had help. No way you fly in as a foreigner and Legally buy a gun, even in Texas.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:04 PM (oHd/0)

you asked for a miracle, I give you the FBI

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 02:06 PM (II3Gr)

290 He came directly from the UK, as I understand it. One of his accomplices is quoted as asking how the fuck he was able to get on a plane and into the US when he's on multiple terror watch lists. I don't think the Biden junta is clever enough to make this happen for unknown gain, but they're not smart enough *not* to try it either.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (Q+1Ad)

Why is that guy over there.... glowing...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:06 PM (oHd/0)

291 O/T Have you ever wanted to hear a dull, denatured, boring, slow, indifferent, "breathy girl hipster" reinterpretation of a flash-in-the-pan 90s alterna-pop hit? If so, I bring you this gem.

Fyohna - You Get What You Give (New Radicals cover):
https://youtu.be/zvvT2BMmrSA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:06 PM (DU+/6)

292 >I believe Lady Al Qaeda is currently imprisoned at a federal facility in Fort Worth, about 5 miles from the synagogue he attacked.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 01:57 PM (trdmm)

Ah, thank you for that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (BxH25)

293 I am reading that the Rabbi tossed a chair at the perp (my guess is he pounded him with the chair until his congregants ran out). Now, if this is true, then the hostage situation was over once they were out and before the FIB came in. Murder is the unlawful killing of a human being with malicious intent - seems to me that the FIBs committed murder as they had no reason to shoot at that point.

Posted by: CtHilary, dead but dreaming at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (zSyrn)

294 I'm trying to figure out how he armed himself. And with what.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (oHd/0)


You can all kiss my ass.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (usCMa)

295 No, he landed, and somehow got a gun. He had help. No way you fly in as a foreigner and Legally buy a gun, even in Texas.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:04 PM (oHd/0)

Oh you hush. He was a lone gunman. If we say he was a lone gunman, it means he didn't have any help, and there was no conspiracy, and the CIA assets all around the place were just there on vacation.

Posted by: Eff Bee Eye at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (2DNKl)

296 They're vaxxed and like money.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Vaxxed and still ten of them ,from my last count, contracted Covid since December.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (RJMSR)

297 Tanned Pasty, drunk and ready!
Posted by: Hillary at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (4fSQf)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (DU+/6)

298 Five will get you twenty that a local mosque helped him obtain a firearm.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (4fSQf)

299 Chuck Todd, MSNBC: 'A Year After Promising A Change In Tone . . . Biden Has Failed'

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What I suspect them to be doing is wanting a do-over. As in, usher this old pr**k out and wipe the slate clean with the American people. They get a fresh start when Kamela gets the job. And woe be to he who criticizes her, because the Black Shield of Racism Charges will go up the minute she's sworn in.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (sVtYq)

300 I'm skeptical about the possibility Chuck Todd did not know that Biden was a viciously partisan, corrupt, idiot.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (eGTCV)

301 this happen for unknown gain, but they're not smart enough *not* to try it either.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (Q+1Ad)

Spinning the news cycle is its own reward.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (oHd/0)

302 Tanned, drunk and ready!
Posted by: Hillary at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (4fSQf)
.......

Where were you laying out, so I know which beach to avoid?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

303 What really matters here is what Hannity has to say, right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (BFigT)

304 Were any lecterns stolen? Any selfies taken?

If not, is it really terrorism?

Posted by: Broseidon at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (icI8A)

305 Tanned, Pasty faced, drunk and ready!
Posted by: Hillary at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (4fSQf)


Seriously, Have you seen a picture of her?!?

She has been resting in her Crypt the last 8 months.

Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (Z32m1)

306 266 I am really pissed that the rest of the tennis players didn't go home and boycott the Australian Open
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (h1jJh)

The French Open is going to ban him too if he doesn't get vaxxed.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:02 PM (RJMSR)

Same here. They were falling all over themselves to side with Naomi Osaka, but now...crickets. A moron said that Novak isn't the most popular player on the circuit, but still. Even if that's true, there's a bigger principle at stake.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (mdjgu)

307 Chuck Todd, MSNBC: 'A Year After Promising A Change In Tone . . . Biden Has Failed' ...
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 17, 2022 01:59 PM (SH2Zi)
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By what standard? I actually disagree with this. Biden has changed the tone. He's grumpier, angrier, more divisive, more hostile and more contemptuous of more people than Donald Trump ever was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (DU+/6)

308 On MSNBC, Michigan's Democrat AG floats WHITE SUPREMACY as culprit in Texas synagogue TERROR

Well, that explains it.
Islamic terrorists are white supremacists.
Who knew ?

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

309 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (Vxu+H)

The Post Office called. They're requesting you pre-sort the stacks of mail you're dropping off.

Posted by: creeper at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (cTCuP)

310 294 I'm trying to figure out how he armed himself. And with what.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (oHd/0)

You can all kiss my ass.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (usCMa)

OK... that got a chuckle... a meme from the past... well done.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (oHd/0)

311 Chuck Todd, MSNBC: 'A Year After Promising A Change In Tone . . . Biden Has Failed'


Dear Chuck,
Welcome to the party you fucking loser! If you believed even one word that came outta that insaniac then you are even dumber than the other pond scum sucking bottom feeders in your profession.

Shut the fuck up.
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (Vxu+H)

You use them fingers to type things prettier than a $20 *hush your mouth!* Okay then. *tips hat to the lady*

Posted by: Taggart at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (4I/2K)

312 267 And we've got some of the nicest weather in the country!

Posted by: Jerkwater Chamber of Commerce at January 17, 2022 02:03 PM (jYQlA)

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What happens in Jerkwater doesn't stay in Jerkwater.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (6Xyqy)

313 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 02:06 PM (trdmm)

Yeah the jump kick guy.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (RJMSR)

314 What's the over/under of Biden & Milley ordering a "righteous strike" on a Christian school bus in response?

Posted by: Citizen Freeman at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (Mle+D)

315 What really matters here is what Hannity has to say, right?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (BFigT)
........

OMG the end of show banter with Laura is bad enough.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

316
Vaxxed and still ten of them ,from my last count, contracted Covid since December.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (RJMSR)



And as they get boosted, they'll start dropping like the Euro soccer players. On the court.

I will not shed a tear.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

317 I believe Lady Al Qaeda is currently imprisoned at a federal facility in Fort Worth, about 5 miles from the synagogue he attacked.

--

I can't help but think of Lady Schick...

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (sVtYq)

318 I am reading that the Rabbi tossed a chair at the perp (my guess is he pounded him with the chair until his congregants ran out).

Better than hitting him with that book on Great Jewish American Athletes.

Posted by: Reboot at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (usCMa)

319 The Post Office called. They're requesting you pre-sort the stacks of mail you're dropping off.
Posted by: creeper at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (cTCuP)
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They'd better be giving her the pre-sorted postal rate...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (DU+/6)

320 I repeat: You do not want 50.000 FBI Agents scattered and looking for jobs contaminating every other LEA.
==
That credential should make them unemployable in a LEA

Posted by: black ball their asses at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (pnW0Y)

321 Same here. They were falling all over themselves to side with Naomi Osaka, but now...crickets. A moron said that Novak isn't the most popular player on the circuit, but still. Even if that's true, there's a bigger principle at stake.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (mdjgu)

He's won way too much to be popular with other players.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (oHd/0)

322
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

White-Pakistani.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (vN+oL)

323 Abolish The FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (R/m4+)

324 Perhaps so. I can only speak from experience, I don't know why anyone would INTENTIONALLY land at DFW."

I hate having to use DFW, and haven't had to for a while - but in 2020, it ranked as the 4th busiest airport in *The World*. Which is why anyone should stay away.

It's like Yogi Berra said, nobody goes their anymore, it's too crowded.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (trdmm)

325 320 I repeat: You do not want 50.000 FBI Agents scattered and looking for jobs contaminating every other LEA.
==
That credential should make them unemployable in a LEA
Posted by: black ball their asses at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (pnW0Y)

Nope, transfer them to the Border Patrol and unleash them on illegals.

I don't mind them using these horrible tactics against Non Americans.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (oHd/0)

326 281 I am really pissed that the rest of the tennis players didn't go home and boycott the Australian Open
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 17, 2022 02:00 PM (h1jJh)

Also I've stopped being a Nadal fan . Not that he said anything terrible but that he said Tennis is more important than just one guy. Tells me he is just a dumb jock that doesn't understand the bigger issue . Freedom is bigger than any one person. Fucking sheep.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (RJMSR)

Nadal said the absolute minimum he needed to say to both side with Novak, and to stay in Melbourne to pull ahead of Novak in Grand Slams. Mercenary, and very disappointing.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (mdjgu)

327 Better than hitting him with that book on Great Jewish American Athletes.
Posted by: Reboot at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (usCMa)
++++
Hey, we have Rod Carew. Probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

328 Same here. They were falling all over themselves to side with Naomi Osaka, but now...crickets. A moron said that Novak isn't the most popular player on the circuit, but still. Even if that's true, there's a bigger principle at stake.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (mdjgu)


Ah, you misunderstood. PRINCIPALS are involved.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (AiZBA)

329 The Age O Biden still seems to be missing all that promised UNITY

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

330 320 I repeat: You do not want 50.000 FBI Agents scattered and looking for jobs contaminating every other LEA.
==

Send them out cleaning up ditches across the country, wearing those cool FBI windbreakers and Raybans.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (eGTCV)

331 On MSNBC, Michigan's Democrat AG floats WHITE SUPREMACY as culprit in Texas synagogue TERROR

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If there was any true justice in the world, that b*tch should've been dragged out by her scruff and nailed to a telephone pole for such a sickening, reprehensible statement.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (sVtYq)

332 (Waving hand in the air wildly) I know! I know! It's Trump's fault.

Posted by: leber at January 17, 2022 02:12 PM (13jNw)

333 The Post Office called. They're requesting you pre-sort the stacks of mail you're dropping off.
Posted by: creeper

Dear Postal Service,

Fuck right off!

Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2022 02:12 PM (Vxu+H)

334 Same here. They were falling all over themselves to side with Naomi Osaka, but now...crickets. A moron said that Novak isn't the most popular player on the circuit, but still. Even if that's true, there's a bigger principle at stake.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 17, 2022 02:08 PM (mdjgu)



This is about power in ways that aren't obvious outside the tennis world. Novak is part of a group that's trying to get more control by the players in the ATP. A part of this is about slamming him back into place. It's a reminder to those outside the top 50 in the world rankings that if the tennis Powers That Be can do whatever they want to the number one player in the world, a man worth tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars, this is what we can do to you.

It's like how the banning of Trump was pointing out to the lumpenprole that the Tech Overlords can do whatever they want to the most powerful man in the world, a man with fuck you money to spare, and not a thing could be done in return.

Will that Power, baby.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:12 PM (GbPPJ)

335 Five will get you twenty that a local mosque helped him obtain a firearm.
==
You'd be suprised if they met him at the airport after he landed? Would you?

Posted by: cause it wasn't in his carry on luggage at January 17, 2022 02:13 PM (fb0wr)

336
It's like how the banning of Trump was pointing out to the lumpenprole that the Tech Overlords can do whatever they want to the most powerful man in the world, a man with fuck you money to spare, and not a thing could be done in return.

Will that Power, baby.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:12 PM (GbPPJ)



Most of what the Biden admin is doing is illegal, yet that's not stopping them, there's no ramifications and they're getting away with it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

337 Nadal said the absolute minimum he needed to say to both side with Novak, and to stay in Melbourne to pull ahead of Novak in Grand Slams. Mercenary, and very disappointing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (mdjgu)


Nadal's on the opposite side of Novak in the fight over control of the player part of the ATP.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:14 PM (GbPPJ)

338 Look at the headline about Djokovik in the NY Times that does not mention this terrorist...

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 02:14 PM (CYnTg)

339 335 Five will get you twenty that a local mosque helped him obtain a firearm.
==
You'd be suprised if they met him at the airport after he landed? Would you?
Posted by: cause it wasn't in his carry on luggage at January 17, 2022 02:13 PM (fb0wr)

CAIR has done several events in the DFW area agitating for the Lady Al Qaeda's release. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find that they had a Welcome Package ready for him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2022 02:14 PM (trdmm)

340 It wouldn't be hard for a newly arrived Muzzie to get a piece, and a good one (Sig, Glock). Follow any fed into the can and wait until they finish their sit down. Forgetful they are.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 17, 2022 02:15 PM (lz5hY)

341 327 Better than hitting him with that book on Great Jewish American Athletes.
Posted by: Reboot at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (usCMa)
++++
Hey, we have Rod Carew. Probably.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

OJ Simpson. Still not a Jew.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 02:15 PM (II3Gr)

342 327 Better than hitting him with that book on Great Jewish American Athletes.
Posted by: Reboot at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (usCMa)
++++
Hey, we have Rod Carew. Probably.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

Oy! What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Sandy Koufax at January 17, 2022 02:15 PM (mdjgu)

343 On MSNBC, Michigan's Democrat AG floats WHITE SUPREMACY as culprit in Texas synagogue TERROR
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Also claims that major winter storm is MOR WHITE SUPREMACY!!

Posted by: Michigan Democrats are almost too stupid to breath, almost at January 17, 2022 02:15 PM (zc2Yx)

344 Most of what the Biden admin is doing is illegal, yet that's not stopping them, there's no ramifications and they're getting away with it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Which is why the reaction to the Jan 6 Protest is so important to the Dems.

Its an EXPLICIT threat to any Protest that comes from the Right.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:15 PM (oHd/0)

345 He's won way too much to be popular with other players.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (oHd/

He's was also on the players board and has started another competing organization to represent players. Like being the HOA president and starting another HOA to garner even more hatred.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:15 PM (RJMSR)

346 I'd reassign every FBI agent to the railroad administration and have them "ride shotgun" on the trains being pilfered. And by "ride shotgun" I mean on the roof. In the open. All the time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 17, 2022 02:15 PM (BFigT)

347 Any one know if it is a liberal Reformed Congregation, or if they posted the Temple as "No Guns"?

According to Texas3006 it is posted 30.07, meaning no open carry, but they’re okay with concealed.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 17, 2022 02:16 PM (CX3cf)

348 Saw the vid of the hostages running out the door with terrorist running after them. Wondering why he didn't shoot them. Did he even fire a single round? Had to know he was dead anyway.

Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 02:16 PM (+ya+t)

349
206 A little late to the thread this morning. Someone below mentioned the sameness of the stats as evidence that their policies vis a vis pandemic don't work. Although I agree, they will hand wave that aside and actually blame the free state of Florida for NY's woes, just as the gun banners blame Indiana for Chicago's gun violence. You see, until no one is free can their benevolent rule work. We all must comply to usher in the age of perfect happiness.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 17, 2022 01:53 PM (PScCH)

Easy enough to defeat that argument by comparing stats to other countries that are locked down and highly restricted to incoming travelers but are still seeing Covid surges.

Posted by: Liberty at January 17, 2022 02:16 PM (0Z3fJ)

350 327 Better than hitting him with that book on Great Jewish American Athletes.
Posted by: Reboot at January 17, 2022 02:10 PM (usCMa)
++++
Hey, we have Rod Carew. Probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

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Sandy Koufax FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:16 PM (6Xyqy)

351 The only way for the Democrats to not get wiped out in an Honest election in November 2022 is tro somehow blame EVIL TRUMP for this disaster of an economy, Inflation, Messed UP COVID, Overrun Border, and Afghan Debacle.

The best way to do it? Kamalala resigns, Appoint Trump, and the Joe Resigns!

The Dems have a Democrat House, a Split Senate, and Bureaucracies full of Democrat Partisans. Trump will not even have any appointees through the Senate before November!

The Democrats can blame Trump for everything that happens before November!! The media will go along.

Please make this Happen!

Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 02:16 PM (Z32m1)

352 I'd reassign every FBI agent to the railroad administration and have them "ride shotgun" on the trains being pilfered. And by "ride shotgun" I mean on the roof. In the open. All the time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I like it!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 17, 2022 02:17 PM (Vxu+H)

353 Make the FBI stand guard at the southern border.

One agent every hundred feet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:18 PM (4fSQf)

354 Why is Gab blocked by AoSHQ?

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 17, 2022 02:18 PM (0jho/)

355 Hank Greenberg, Ralph Kiner

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 02:18 PM (CYnTg)

356 Was Bernie Kosar Jewish?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 17, 2022 02:18 PM (YFAIE)

357 Hank Greenberg I would say in the top 5 best offensive players in MLB history

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 02:18 PM (CYnTg)

358 Biden, FBI: We May Never Know Why A Radical Muslim Made Anti-Semitic Comments,

Imma gonna put this one right up there with "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2022 02:19 PM (ZSK0i)

359 This is about power in ways that aren't obvious outside the tennis world. Novak is part of a group that's trying to get more control by the players in the ATP. A part of this is about slamming him back into place. It's a reminder to those outside the top 50 in the world rankings that if the tennis Powers That Be can do whatever they want to the number one player in the world, a man worth tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars, this is what we can do to you.

It's like how the banning of Trump was pointing out to the lumpenprole that the Tech Overlords can do whatever they want to the most powerful man in the world, a man with fuck you money to spare, and not a thing could be done in return.

Will that Power, baby.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:12 PM (GbPPJ)

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Excellent insight, AtC. And seemingly universal now in every corrupt organization and institution ... which is a superfluous use of an adjective and hence pretty much synonymous with every organization and institution.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:19 PM (6Xyqy)

360 LOL, fully Vax'd Gen. Miley, tests positive for the Vids.

Almost like God has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:20 PM (oHd/0)

361 360 Only if it kills him...

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 02:20 PM (CYnTg)

362 Tennys Sandgren and John Isner are two American players that have publicly supported Djokovic. I don't know about Isner but Sandgren could be a Proud Boy ( kidding but he is very MAGA )

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:20 PM (RJMSR)

363 Imma gonna put this one right up there with "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2022 02:19 PM (ZSK0i)

Come on.... THREE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:20 PM (oHd/0)

364 354 Why is Gab blocked by AoSHQ?

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 17, 2022 02:18 PM (0jho/)

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Convert your link to TinyURL or similar.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:21 PM (6Xyqy)

365 Also I've stopped being a Nadal fan . Not that he said anything terrible but that he said Tennis is more important than just one guy. Tells me he is just a dumb jock that doesn't understand the bigger issue . Freedom is bigger than any one person. Fucking sheep.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:05 PM (RJMSR)


I could never like him because he likes to pick a wedgie after every point.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 17, 2022 02:21 PM (8k7U7)

366 Why is Gab blocked by AoSHQ?

I’m pretty sure all public social media sites are blocked. Any site that accepts unknowns posting linkable content is used by spammers as a spam-laundering service.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 17, 2022 02:21 PM (CX3cf)

367 How many Jews have been in the NHL?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:21 PM (eGTCV)

368
Which is why the reaction to the Jan 6 Protest is so important to the Dems.

Its an EXPLICIT threat to any Protest that comes from the Right.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:15 PM (oHd/0)



EXACTLY the goal. You will be oppressed with righteous indignation.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

369 This past weekend .. Michigan's Democrat AG floats WHITE SUPREMACY as culprit in Texas synagogue TERROR


It occurred to me that snow just may be a WHITE SUPREMACY plot.

Notice how Black folks don't like snow so much as whites.

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:22 PM (RHGPo)

370 OMG the end of show banter with Laura is bad enough.
Posted by: wth at January 17, 2022 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

It's like being trapped in a locked closet with Chris Collingsworth as he goes on and on about talking incessantly about the clothes hanging in there...make it staaaahp!

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2022 02:22 PM (5iUNf)

371 Jump kick man was represented by Littlefinger about a week before. Although I can't blame him for not recognizing a fuzzy photograph.

(Unlike his bombshell with seven and a half pixels. Jees I can't even mention things without hitting stunning hypocrisy.)

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2022 02:22 PM (44ww/)

372 How many Jews have been in the NHL?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:21 PM (eGTCV)

Goalstein I believe.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:22 PM (RJMSR)

373
I could never like him because he likes to pick a wedgie after every point.
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He's a digger alright. If you can't stop doing that when you are on world wide TV, you got issues.

Posted by: Its weird at January 17, 2022 02:22 PM (CYJFY)

374 Tennys Sandgren and John Isner are two American players that have publicly supported Djokovic. I don't know about Isner but Sandgren could be a Proud Boy ( kidding but he is very MAGA )
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:20 PM (RJMSR)


Sandgren's been through the press going at him because he dared be anything other than default lefty. He's an interesting guy.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:23 PM (GbPPJ)

375 He's a digger alright. If you can't stop doing that when you are on world wide TV, you got issues.
Posted by: Its weird at January 17, 2022 02:22 PM (CYJFY)

He does have OCD issues.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:23 PM (RJMSR)

376 Please make this Happen!

Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 02:16 PM (Z32m1)

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Trump would never accept. I'd love to see him be elected Speaker of the House if we overcome the margin of fraud and take back The House -- but I'm pretty sure he'd see that as beneath him (unlike say one John Quncy Adams subsequently did).

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:24 PM (6Xyqy)

377 Come on.... THREE.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:20 PM (oHd/0)


Yeah, but the THREE was a lie, too.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2022 02:24 PM (ZSK0i)

378 Heh. John QUINCY Adams, not Quncy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:24 PM (6Xyqy)

379
The actions of this worm reflect his belief that behind the scenes, Jews control the world, which reflects the view of muslims in general, and which is preached in their mosques.

His MIT-educated 'sister in Islam' ranted good and hard about keeping them Joos away from her trial. Western-educated-- like water off a duck's back. I assume these loons are all around me, probably a majority of that demographic.

If Jews control the world, take some Jews hostage and order the Big Jew Conspiracy to release her from jail.

I've had about enough of these people.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2022 02:24 PM (8N4Fh)

380
No new hires. Every retires at 20 years.
Posted by: rd at January 17, 2022 01:43 PM (Z32m1)

I repeat: You do not want 50.000 FBI Agents scattered and looking for jobs contaminating every other LEA.
Posted by: rd at January

i want them all 100% barred from any future law enforcement, or lawyer income earning job. they can learn to fucking code, or beg for scraps at traffic signals

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 02:24 PM (IJES/)

381 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:23 PM (GbPPJ)

Yeah he skipped the Australian because he wasn't going to get vaxxed.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:24 PM (RJMSR)

382 337 Nadal said the absolute minimum he needed to say to both side with Novak, and to stay in Melbourne to pull ahead of Novak in Grand Slams. Mercenary, and very disappointing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 17, 2022 02:11 PM (mdjgu)

Nadal's on the opposite side of Novak in the fight over control of the player part of the ATP.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:14 PM (GbPPJ)

This is fascinating, AtC - didn't know that. Looking at Nadal's statement again, it does look like he was being a little mealy-mouthed in his 'support' for Novak.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 17, 2022 02:25 PM (mdjgu)

383 FBI investigating progressive terror.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mkcKQmr7kRc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 02:26 PM (FVME7)

384 Someone who has become cynical about FBI motives might suspect any negotiation with the terrorist were doomed to fail because the FBI needed to silence him. Dead, the terrorist cannot explain his motives. We can never know, shut up haters.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum Wearing Tin Foil at January 17, 2022 02:26 PM (SmFPm)

385 Portland Police Training Manual Calls Antifa 'Dirty Hippies.' The Dirty Hippies Aren't Happy.

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:26 PM (RHGPo)

386 I just checked it out. Jews in the NHL include Jason Zucker, Bob Nystrom, Matthew Schneider and Mike Cammaleri.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:27 PM (eGTCV)

387 NOTANISLAMICTERRORIST's immigration status and history is "unknown." I'll bet, how did this guy get into the U.S.?
___________

According to the Daily Mail, he took a plane and flew into the U.S. a couple of weeks before the attack. They said he was living in homeless shelters, and bought the gun on the streets.

Good to know that known foreign terrorist wannabes, with long criminal records and a history of making jihadi threats against the U.S., can just hop on a plane and fly right into the U.S., no questions asked.

Our national security is in the hands of top men. Top. Men.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2022 02:27 PM (k4dH2)

388 He's a digger alright. If you can't stop doing that when you are on world wide TV, you got issues.
Posted by: Its weird at January 17, 2022 02:22 PM (CYJFY)


Nadal has OCD issues.

I really want Medvedev to win because I love that crazy Russian.

Also, on the women's side, Maria Sakkari has the most amazing shoulders of any woman I've ever seen. She's like the Platonic ideal of Fit Girl.

Mind your ankles in my depth there.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:28 PM (GbPPJ)

389 I haven't watched professional tennis since Aykdoyd and Belushi were on the tour.

John, not Jim

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2022 02:28 PM (m45I2)

390 I just checked it out. Jews in the NHL include Jason Zucker, Bob Nystrom, Matthew Schneider and Mike Cammaleri.
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So, I guess I can't start an expansion franchise with the name The Inquisition?

Posted by: Its a catchy name c'mon at January 17, 2022 02:28 PM (fb0wr)

391
Good to know that known foreign terrorist wannabes, with long criminal records and a history of making jihadi threats against the U.S., can just hop on a plane and fly right into the U.S., no questions asked.

Our national security is in the hands of top men. Top. Men.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2022 02:27 PM (k4dH2)



His brother said he obtained a visa. He was not here illegally and likely didn't buy a gun off the streets, nor was he homeless. He was funded and assisted.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

392 i want them all 100% barred from any future law enforcement, or lawyer income earning job. they can learn to fucking code, or beg for scraps at traffic signals

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 02:24 PM (IJES/)

May I subscribe to your newsletter, please?

Posted by: creeper at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (cTCuP)

393 So, let me get this straight.

-Parents complain about their childrens' education: terrorism
-Armed man violently takes hostages demanding government take action: not terrorism

Is that what we're supposed to believe?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

394 So, I guess I can't start an expansion franchise with the name The Inquisition?
Posted by: Its a catchy name c'mon at January 17, 2022 02:28 PM (fb0wr)

We're being told racism and hate have no place in hockey.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (eGTCV)

395 ==
So, I guess I can't start an expansion franchise with the name The Inquisition?
Posted by: Its a catchy name c'mon at January 17, 2022 02:28 PM (fb0wr)



And you can't call your playing arena "The Oven."

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

396 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:23 PM (GbPPJ)

Monfils is my dark horse pick on the men's side now that Djokovic is out on his side of the draw. He's playing great.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (RJMSR)

397
I bet British and US law enforcement knew about this guy. "Known wolf." They probably tracked his location every minute. From everything I can see, that's typical.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (8N4Fh)

398 Audi
@AudiOfficial
Progress in the workplace. #Diversity and inclusion play a key role in any team dynamic. Therefore, #Audi has introduced gender-sensitive language. In doing so, we open the door to more diversity of perspective, the ability to change and to learn. http://we.audi/diversity

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I know I want my car to speak in gender-sensitive language.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 02:30 PM (FVME7)

399 I'm waiting for that one lie we're told to swallow that blows the whole thing up.

Like that guy in Monty Python sketch who eats and eats and eats and finally after gorging himself he has One Chocolate Mint.

And blows up.

I imagine this is what will happen; they will demand that we believe one more obvious lie. Just one more teeny tiny lie.

And it's the final one because the entire nations loses their sh!t and goes all Postal on everyone and everything. Even the left who have lots of experience being able to listen to and create lies that no one else can believe.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 17, 2022 02:30 PM (eQvlh)

400 i want them all 100% barred from any future law enforcement, or lawyer income earning job. they can learn to fucking code, or beg for scraps at traffic signals
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 02:24 PM (IJES/)

Squeegee men in jorts, shades, and polos.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (4I/2K)

401 OJ Simpson. Still not a Jew.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 17, 2022 02:15 PM (II3Gr)

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Heh. "And he never got a dinner ..." -- Zombie Red Buttons

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (6Xyqy)

402 Imma gonna put this one right up there with "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2022 02:19 PM


* cackles *

Posted by: Kamala! at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)

403 Speaking of evil gaslighting :

@AP 1h

Jill Biden tells @AP healing a nation became one of her chief roles as first lady over the past year. Her travels to 35 states have included visits with wildfire victims, those affected by deadly tornadoes and victims of a deadly Christmas parade crash.

via @seanmdav

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (zWpOF)

404 Also, on the women's side, Maria Sakkari has the most amazing shoulders of any woman I've ever seen. She's like the Platonic ideal of Fit Girl.


Yeah, but her face could stop a truck. In fact, I believe it has.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (ZSK0i)

405
Five will get you twenty that a local mosque helped him obtain a firearm.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:07 PM (4fSQf)

In TX, I think you can just walk up and buy one with a clean criminal record, right? Of course, it wouldn't surprise me if the mosque did get it for him, if he's off-the-boat. A lot of these people haven't mastered buying a pair of shoes in a modern society.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (4odx6)

406 I bet British and US law enforcement knew about this guy. "Known wolf." They probably tracked his location every minute. From everything I can see, that's typical.
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Shocked would you be, if an FBI asset were a part of his welcoming committee at the airport?

Posted by: Yo' duh at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (CYJFY)

407 So, I guess I can't start an expansion franchise with the name The Inquisition?
Posted by: Its a catchy name c'mon at January 17, 2022 02:28 PM (fb0wr)

My favorite hockey name was a minor league team in Lafayette, Louisiana called The Ice Gators.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (RJMSR)

408 Also, on the women's side, Maria Sakkari has the most amazing shoulders of any woman I've ever seen.

That's hot.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (Xrfse)

409
"In doing so, we open the door to more diversity of perspective, the ability to change and to learn."

And you can have anal sex with your car, which might be underage, to prove inclusiveness.



Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (XnbJC)

410 The FBI knows who their daddy is ...and the value of their pension.

Investigations?....not so much.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (FCPbW)

411 victims of a deadly Christmas parade crash.

That SUV didn't even have evil intent? It was all just an accident!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

412 Monfils is my dark horse pick on the men's side now that Djokovic is out on his side of the draw. He's playing great.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (RJMSR)


I would be ecstatic if that were the case.

I think it's very sweet how he credits Svitolina for helping him get back to playing at a top level.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (GbPPJ)

413 Who was the woman player who was politely asked to stop grunting so much as she swung the racket because it was distracting to all the male viewers?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (4fSQf)

414 Also, on the women's side, Maria Sakkari has the most amazing shoulders of any woman I've ever seen. ----

They are off putting because she's rather cute off court.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (RJMSR)

415 Yeah, but her face could stop a truck. In fact, I believe it has.

She has the upper body of a flyweight boxer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

416 healing a nation became one of her chief roles as first lady over the past year

I just puked.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at January 17, 2022 02:33 PM (Xrfse)

417 I just checked it out. Jews in the NHL include Jason Zucker, Bob Nystrom, Matthew Schneider and Mike Cammaleri.

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This would be a lot simpler if they just wore yellow stars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 02:33 PM (FVME7)

418 Who was the woman player who was politely asked to stop grunting so much as she swung the racket because it was distracting to all the male viewers?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (4fS

Sharapova

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:33 PM (RJMSR)

419 In TX, I think you can just walk up and buy one with a clean criminal record, right? Of course, it wouldn't surprise me if the mosque did get it for him, if he's off-the-boat. A lot of these people haven't mastered buying a pair of shoes in a modern society.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (4odx6)


Not as a foreign national.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:33 PM (GbPPJ)

420 393 So, let me get this straight.

-Parents complain about their childrens' education: terrorism
-Armed man violently takes hostages demanding government take action: not terrorism

Is that what we're supposed to believe?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

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Your speech is terrorism.
Their terrorism is speech.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (6Xyqy)

421 This day in history ..

Novak Djokovic becomes the first professional athlete in history to be banned from a major sporting competition for not taking drugs.

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

422 His brother said he obtained a visa. He was not here illegally and likely didn't buy a gun off the streets, nor was he homeless. He was funded and assisted.
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DM didn't say how they came by the information, and the terrorist himself is dead now, so we can't ask him. But I wouldn't be at all surprised if he had funding and assistance from jihadi orgs here.

But somebody at TSA and/or State has questions to answer about why this idiot, who was a known terrorist wannabe and criminal who had made plenty of terrorist threats, was allowed to fly into the U.S.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (k4dH2)

423 418 Who was the woman player who was politely asked to stop grunting so much as she swung the racket because it was distracting to all the male viewers?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (4fS

One of the Williams sisters ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (TdaKq)

424 I guess I don't keep up with sports as much as I used to. Never heard of any of those tennis players. What happened to Chrissie Evert?

Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (+ya+t)

425
I bet British and US law enforcement knew about this guy. "Known wolf." They probably tracked his location every minute. From everything I can see, that's typical.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2022 02:29 PM (8N4Fh)

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Sure. These guys have enough intel in the Utah Data Center and Ft. Meade to track down random grandmas who attended that rally last January. You can be damn sure they have the goods on guys like this... they just like them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (4odx6)

426 or beg for scraps at traffic signals
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 02:24 PM (IJES/)

"Will set up FBI entrapment ops against Americans for food."

Posted by: Boswell at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (5iUNf)

427 Sandy Kofax, Steve Stone, Kenny Holtzman, Vida Blue. That is a heck of a rotation.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (vN+oL)

428 Come on guys. It's basically 50/50 guess. Eventually the fibbers will get one right.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (4fSQf)

429 It makes me sad that Eugenie Bouchard has fallen off the map.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (eGTCV)

430 Yeah, but her face could stop a truck. In fact, I believe it has.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (ZSK0i)

Night and day look on and off court.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (RJMSR)

431 Gregg, Chief Propaganda Officer SMC
@realgreggd

Republicans did that.

https://tinyurl.com/4rxjj5ue

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (NpAcC)

432 Who was the woman player who was politely asked to stop grunting so much as she swung the racket because it was distracting to all the male viewers?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (4fSQf)



Monica Seles

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

433 Who was the woman player who was politely asked to stop grunting so much as she swung the racket because it was distracting to all the male viewers?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (4fS

One of the Williams sisters ?

*

No, this chick was hot.

Also a chick.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (QknO+)

434 >>Jill Biden tells @AP healing a nation became one of her chief roles as first lady


well Jill you can fuck right off because you HAVE no role other than changing your husband's Depends

I don't want or need your help or healing or whatever bucket of codswallop you're pimping

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (geLO8)

435 What happened to Chrissie Evert?
Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (+ya+t)


She beat the shit out of Jim Rome.

Posted by: that guy who remembers things at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (h5TKJ)

436 Jewish support for Biden will plummet from 92.81% to 92.77% upon hearing this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (mwb23)

437 One of the Williams sisters ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (TdaKq)



Interestingly, they never were part of the shriekers on court. I mean occasionally, sure, but not the Azarenka howl with every swing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:36 PM (GbPPJ)

438 418 Who was the woman player who was politely asked to stop grunting so much as she swung the racket because it was distracting to all the male viewers?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (4fS

Sharapova

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:33 PM (RJMSR)

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She came after I stopped watching sports (phrasing?) -- but in my day, it was Steffi Graff.

/Some guy rushed out on the court and tried to kill her with a knife because of it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:36 PM (6Xyqy)

439 What happened to Chrissie Evert?
Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (+ya+t)



Her name was used in vain causing Jim Everett to attack Jim Rhome.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

440 Novak Djokovic becomes the first professional athlete in history to be banned from a major sporting competition for not taking drugs.
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

/Golf Clap

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:36 PM (oHd/0)

441 Maria Sharapova was a grunter

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 02:36 PM (geLO8)

442 Now they all squeal and grunt and yell when they hit the ball, like its a shot put or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

443 This day in history ..

Novak Djokovic becomes the first professional athlete in history to be banned from a major sporting competition for not taking drugs.
Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

Did you come up with that? That's great and pissed I didn't think of it first.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:36 PM (RJMSR)

444 Who was the woman player who was politely asked to stop grunting so much as she swung the racket because it was distracting to all the male viewers?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:32 PM (4fSQf)


Monica Seles
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Moan ica

Posted by: a real screamer at January 17, 2022 02:36 PM (+709W)

445 Or Steffi Graf even ... can't tpye today.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:36 PM (6Xyqy)

446 Was Dr Bingowings wearing black or red fishnets when she said that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (QknO+)

447
Not as a foreign national.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:33 PM (GbPPJ)

Really? I just assumed foreigners could buy a gun. That's kinda sad. If I visited this lawless fuckin' country from abroad, I'd buy a cheapo Hi-Point or something for my stay as soon as I deplaned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (4odx6)

448 nood Manchin

Posted by: Hands at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (786Ro)

449 434 >>Jill Biden tells @AP healing a nation became one of her chief roles as first lady

well Jill you can fuck right off because you HAVE no role other than changing your husband's Depends

I don't want or need your help or healing or whatever bucket of codswallop you're pimping
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (geLO

And Jill has done such a bang up Job! Real Success Story!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (oHd/0)

450 >>One of the Williams sisters ?
Posted by: It's me donna ...


Interestingly, they never were part of the shriekers on court.


but they did shed

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (geLO8)

451 Sadly, Jim Everett did not beat up or even touch Jim Rome. He flipped the table over and menaced him, then thought better of it, to everyone's disappointment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

452 In the future, radical Islamists should protest at school board meetings if they want to get the government's attention.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (7F9te)

453 Monica Seles was stabbed not Steffi Graf.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (mwb23)

454 424 I guess I don't keep up with sports as much as I used to. Never heard of any of those tennis players. What happened to Chrissie Evert?
________________

Evert works as an announcer/analyst at tennis events now. She announced the other day that she has ovarian cancer, but it is only stage one and she is expected to beat it.

Monica Seles was the one who used to grunt all the time.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (k4dH2)

455 Sharapova
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:33 PM (RJMSR


That's her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 17, 2022 02:38 PM (4fSQf)

456
In TX, I think you can just walk up and buy one with a clean criminal record, right? Of course, it wouldn't surprise me if the mosque did get it for him, if he's off-the-boat. A lot of these people haven't mastered buying a pair of shoes in a modern society.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 02:31 PM (4odx6)



You must be a citizen and a resident of the state of Texas, then have a valid TX drivers license / ID and still pass a background check.

We're not the wild west down here, for fucks sake.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

457 What happened to Chrissie Evert?
Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (+ya+t)


She aged badly.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:38 PM (RJMSR)

458 It makes me sad that Eugenie Bouchard has fallen off the map.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:35 PM (eGTCV)



She was making a decent comeback and then had an injury and has been rehabbing for several months.

Tennis Channel hired her on to do commentary for a match and she was so popular, because in addition to being hot she is also funny and actually knows her stuff about tennis, that they hired her back on for a few more tournaments.

When she walks away from playing, she's going to go into commentary work.
When

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:38 PM (GbPPJ)

459 I have never, until reading this thread, considered in any way a question about the number of Jews in the NHL.

I will now return to my somnolence.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2022 02:38 PM (a3Q+t)

460 Marxist Los Angeles DA George Gascon Charges 26-Year-Old Transgender as Juvenile in Sex Assault of 10-Year-Old Girl

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:39 PM (RHGPo)

461 What happened to Chrissie Evert?

Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (+ya+t)

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My first pre-teen crush. There was a pretty good "30 for 30" ESPN episode (piss be upon them and I've not watched it since debuting) about her and Martina Navratilova -- their rivalry and eventual friendship.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:39 PM (6Xyqy)

462 There is absolutely nothing within this clown car junta that can be characterized as "healing". The opposite is the endgame. Did I just state the obvious?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 17, 2022 02:39 PM (Xrfse)

463 424 I guess I don't keep up with sports as much as I used to. Never heard of any of those tennis players. What happened to Chrissie Evert?
Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2022 02:34 PM (+ya+t)


Going through chemo for ovarian cancer, supposedly they caught early, but her sister died of it 2 or 3 years ago.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 17, 2022 02:39 PM (8k7U7)

464
She was making a decent comeback and then had an injury and has been rehabbing for several months.

Tennis Channel hired her on to do commentary for a match and she was so popular, because in addition to being hot she is also funny and actually knows her stuff about tennis, that they hired her back on for a few more tournaments.

When she walks away from playing, she's going to go into commentary work.
When
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:38 PM (GbPPJ)

Great. I did not know any of that.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:39 PM (eGTCV)

465
We're not the wild west down here, for fucks sake.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 17, 2022 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

I didn't know that citizenship was a requirement in most states, let alone TX. Consider me schooled.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 02:39 PM (4odx6)

466 What could be better punishment for a tranny sex offender than to lock it up with underage girls?

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 02:40 PM (CYnTg)

467 MSNBC's Chuck Todd: 'A Year After Promising A Change In Tone... Biden Has Failed'

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When you've lost Chuck Todd, you've lost the smug, far leftist assholes who could use a good ass kicking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 02:40 PM (FVME7)

468 Marxist Los Angeles DA George Gascon Charges 26-Year-Old Transgender as Juvenile in Sex Assault
==
So not only is gender subjective, now your age is also.

I identify as a juvenile.

Posted by: send me to juvie - things a pedo will say in 3,2, 1, at January 17, 2022 02:40 PM (miGxs)

469 This would be a lot simpler if they just wore yellow stars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


So, play for Minnesota.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 17, 2022 02:40 PM (WFMLs)

470 460 Marxist Los Angeles DA George Gascon Charges 26-Year-Old Transgender as Juvenile in Sex Assault of 10-Year-Old Girl

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:39 PM (RHGPo)

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"Hey, of course he's a juvenile -- he's still on his parent's healthcare insurance. I built that!" -- Former POTUS and Future First Beard, Barky DogEater

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:41 PM (6Xyqy)

471 I didn't know that citizenship was a requirement in most states, let alone TX. Consider me schooled.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 02:39 PM (4odx6)

I don't think it is but you have to be a legal resident.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:41 PM (RJMSR)

472 Biden's handlers need to lock him in the basement. Every time he pokes his head up another Democrat congressman loses his seat.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 17, 2022 02:42 PM (eGTCV)

473
I think of guns as a human right. That's probably the source of my confusion on the point. You don't make people be citizens to buy food or attend church, so I just thought they could buy a gun, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 02:42 PM (4odx6)

474
The two jihadis who attempted to attack a Mohammed cartoon expo in Texas a couple of years ago were reportedly driven to the venue by the FBI. It's not some cranky conspiracy theory, apparently that's what they did. These are the two who were shot dead by an off duty cop working security.

Talk about deep undercover -- cover so deep they actually make the murder happen. At this point I believe the FBI is a criminal organization, capable of almost anything.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2022 02:42 PM (8N4Fh)

475 The two jihadis who attempted to attack a Mohammed cartoon expo in Texas a couple of years ago were reportedly driven to the venue by the FBI. It's not some cranky conspiracy theory, apparently that's what they did. These are the two who were shot dead by an off duty cop working security.

Talk about deep undercover -- cover so deep they actually make the murder happen. At this point I believe the FBI is a criminal organization, capable of almost anything.
==
The percentage of crimes they charge, vs those they participate in, in order to have those crimes occur is very high. very high indeed.

Posted by: venn diagram a perfect circle at January 17, 2022 02:44 PM (9wCCZ)

476 They were out to get Pam Gellar weren't they?

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2022 02:44 PM (CYnTg)

477 You must be a citizen and a resident of the state of Texas, then have a valid TX drivers license / ID and still pass a background check.

In the interest of capital M Moron-level correctness, a legal permanent resident (green card holder) can legally purchase a gun. All the other conditions above still apply.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 17, 2022 02:44 PM (nfrXX)

478 453 Monica Seles was stabbed not Steffi Graf.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 17, 2022 02:37 PM (mwb23)

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Jeebus, thanks for the correction! Wow, to think I used to memorize baseball card stats of all the greats back in the day ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:44 PM (6Xyqy)

479 So, I guess I can't start an expansion franchise with the name The Inquisition?
Posted by: Its a catchy name c'mon

my we suggest The Insurrection?

- Fart Barf & Itch (FBI)

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 17, 2022 02:45 PM (IJES/)

480 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 17, 2022 02:38 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm sure you know she made a ton of money for a slip and fall claim in the locker room.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 17, 2022 02:45 PM (RJMSR)

481 460 Marxist Los Angeles DA George Gascon Charges 26-Year-Old Transgender as Juvenile in Sex Assault of 10-Year-Old Girl
Posted by: SMOD

Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon is facing criticisms after a 26-year-old transgender woman pleaded guilty to sexually assaulting a young girl, and faces sentencing of a short stay in a juvenile detention center or probation.

https://fxn.ws/3ro7dwI


That'll teach him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 17, 2022 02:45 PM (FVME7)

482 I think of guns as a human right. That's probably the source of my confusion on the point. You don't make people be citizens to buy food or attend church, so I just thought they could buy a gun, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 17, 2022 02:42 PM (4odx6)

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Your mistake is reading the 2nd Amendment literally and with its original intent, comrade dummy! Unlike say the nine greatest and objective legal minds on the planet ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 17, 2022 02:47 PM (6Xyqy)

483 os Angeles District Attorney George Gascon is facing criticisms
==
Criticisms is what he's facing? Hmm, He should be facing impeachment, disbarment and pitchforks.

Posted by: in a perfect world at January 17, 2022 02:49 PM (7qwXK)

484 In an initial statement, an agent referred to the terrorist as a hostage taker and claimed that there was no known motive. He also said there was no indication that of a larger plot involved. By Sunday night, the FBI finally called it what it was - an anti-Semitic terrorism attack on a synagogue during worship services.

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:54 PM (RHGPo)

485 He was described by his family as suffering "mental health issues" but concerns over a wider plot grew last night as two teenagers were arrested over the incident by anti-terror officers in south Manchester.

Posted by: SMOD at January 17, 2022 02:56 PM (RHGPo)

486 Oh No! Criticisms!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 17, 2022 02:59 PM (yQpMk)

487 The FBI can NOT admit it was terrorism for 1 of two reasons: 1-they already knew about this guy, like the Orlando shooter, and determined he wasn't a threat, or 2-the didn't control this guy like all the other terrorists they've arrested.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at January 17, 2022 03:52 PM (SqpTW)

488 The fbi did not extract the hostages, The Rabbi threw a chair at the terrorist and got all 3 of them out. Then the FBI thought ,Weber they should do something besides make up woke talking points and shot the guy,

Posted by: Piper at January 17, 2022 04:11 PM (FXYsU)

489 Sigh, autocorrect failed me again. Weber = well.

Posted by: Piper at January 17, 2022 04:12 PM (FXYsU)

490 DISMANTLE this fucking agency. Yesterday.

Posted by: Bach in Black at January 17, 2022 05:11 PM (7ubmG)

491 Drooling Joe is finally coming around to saying that this was a terrorist act. As usually Brandon is a day or two late anda couple of million brain cells too short.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at January 17, 2022 05:23 PM (cn6vO)

492 The Hostage Taker is Dead killed by the Police that the Stupid Jackass Party(Liberal Democrats)want Defunded and Biden the Stupid wants more useless Gun Control/Confiscation because he is dumb enough to think the man bought it off the Streets

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 17, 2022 06:13 PM (FLiOE)

493 We may never know why sufficient information never gets into Biden`s head.

Posted by: bombolino at January 17, 2022 06:37 PM (A5d7R)

494 "This attack might as well have been at a shopping mall, a Costco, a 7-11, a TJ Maxx or even a movie theater.".

True, but a Synagogue is a twofer. If his demands aren't met, he gets to shoot a jooo. Priorities, man.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 17, 2022 10:00 PM (agdGa)

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