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Fauci Spent Taxpayer Money To Discover Why Transgender Women Had High Rates of HIV By... Injecting Male Monkeys With Female Hormones

I guess the "educated class" is going to pretend away the fact of high rates of mental illness among transgenders or high rates of "sex work" among them. Two things that would explain high rate of HIV.

But "The Science" is now made up of lies that please differing constituencies of the leftist coalition so we can't acknowledge those facts.

So spending money on injecting monkeys with transgenderizing hormones it is!

Dr. Anthony Fauci's division of the National Institutes of Health paid over $200,000 during the coronavirus pandemic for researchers to study why transgender women have high rates of HIV by injecting male monkeys with female hormones.

The National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) in December 2021 gave Scripps Research $205,562 for the study, which aims to determine why transgender women have high rates of HIV. As part of the study, researchers subject male monkeys to feminizing hormone therapy to study how it impacts the monkeys' immune systems, according to the National Institutes of Health.

Fauci has overseen rampant animal testing since he took over the NIAID in 1984. It was revealed in November that the NIAID funded a study that infected beagles with heart-worm larvae and euthanized them after experimentations. As part of another study, researchers infected beagles with mutated bacteria from ticks.

The NIAID began running HIV vaccine tests on monkeys a year after Fauci took charge. Each year, the department acquires 400 to 600 rhesus monkeys from a South Carolina island leased by Charles River Laboratories, which has a $27.5 million contract with the NIAID.

Dr. Katherine Roe, a neuroscientist with PETA, says the study is "yet another pointless, wasteful monkey torture experiment."

Posted by: Ace at 12:29 PM




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1 Human freak.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 10, 2022 12:30 PM (wAnMi)

2 fauci needs to go.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2022 12:30 PM (bVYXr)

3 My Monkeys My big gay transgender circus!

Posted by: FauxChi at January 10, 2022 12:30 PM (yrol0)

4
I hate Fauci

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 10, 2022 12:30 PM (ONvIw)

5 Not sure a PETA scientist is the best source, but then Fauci is a genuinely sick maniac.

Posted by: trev006 at January 10, 2022 12:31 PM (+0BRd)

6 Nooderated

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 10, 2022 12:31 PM (wAnMi)

7 Fauci is a monster.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 12:31 PM (eGTCV)

8 Wow

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 10, 2022 12:31 PM (r8sd+)

9 Our medical establishment is not a joke at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

10 That won't work...geez.

Posted by: BignJames at January 10, 2022 12:31 PM (AwYPR)

11 Fauci Spent Taxpayer Money To Discover Why Transgender Women Had High Rates of HIV

**

Remember back in the 1980s when you studied them and called them gay men?

It's still the same gay men.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 10, 2022 12:31 PM (2o3fv)

12 Fauci is a malignant garden gnome.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (4I/2K)

13 At least our Dr Mengele wasn't transing AIDS orphans.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (yQpMk)

14 I predict a new Curious George book in the offing.

Posted by: spindrift at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (h5TKJ)

15 It's because they get pegged in the ass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (UuD2k)

16 I can see Fauci fucking monkees as part of his rigorous AIDS research regimen.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (dMkx0)

17 He is such an evil man. Sounds like he would have fit in Unit 731 perfectly.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (fEuqR)

18 Mengele is going to complain to management.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (eGTCV)

19 I guess the "educated class" is going to pretend away the fact of high rates of mental illness among transgenders or high rates of "sex work" among them.

I viewed the testimony of a transman who worked as a paid escort or whatever. His "body count" was in Wilt Chamberlain territory. But this transman found Jesus and left that life behind.

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (DJFLF)

20 Fauci should be thrown in to a volcano.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (jTmQV)

21 I don't evenunderstand the relationship of the experiment to the issue under study. I think the maniac just does shit.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (6Je/Q)

22 They've been putting female hormone in rhesus peanut butter cups? Moobs, moobs everywhere! Wait no I read that wrong.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (/VWLE)

23 Dr. Katherine Roe, a neuroscientist with PETA, says the study is "yet another pointless, wasteful monkey torture experiment."


We have enough homeless. Why do we have to test monkeys?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (uXonU)

24 Dersh asked Trump to pardon Ghislaine?

And Fauci must be fired

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (ONvIw)

25 he really is a mini Mengele..

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (8D42x)

26 It took 200k to tell Fauci that ass fucking still the cause for HIV ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter. at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (71o8T)

27 Escapee from the Island of Dr. Moreau.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (FVME7)

28 Need to inject something in Fauci's ass, see how he likes it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (w9H27)

29 At some point, Fauci decided to stop playing God and asserted himself as God.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (KbCG3)

30 Betting none of these fags had drug problems, either?

Just being the best Trans they can be and AIDS ran them down in his SUV or some shit?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (dMkx0)

31 Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (dMkx0)

I mean he is some sort of demon, so, yeah, this checks out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (fEuqR)

32 I can't wait until he is burning in Hell

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (Nte2K)

33 By... Injecting Male Monkeys With Female Hormones

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In many ways, this too is the story of #NeverTrump.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (5RyM3)

34 And when I say I injected them with AIDS I mean the natural way.

With my d*ck.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (ESjRY)

35 "Dr. Katherine Roe, a neuroscientist with PETA, says the study is "yet another pointless, wasteful monkey torture experiment.""

Wait'll you get a load of my new single!

Posted by: Katy Perry at January 10, 2022 12:33 PM (mSKOv)

36 Life is turning into South Park. Do any of them have four asses?

Posted by: Mishdog at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (/VWLE)

37 JHC, this guy's IS Mengele

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (gmo/4)

38 Is it because they were men, don't have a vagina unless they mutilate themselves, and thus have anal sex which has a higher rate of HIV transmission?

Cool gimme me millions plz.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (icI8A)

39 21 I don't evenunderstand the relationship of the experiment to the issue under study. I think the maniac just does shit.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (6Je/Q)

-----
Same. Fauci is a sick little monkey.

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (VJsqe)

40 I was told I could rule the world!!! *rubs gnome hands gleefully*

Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (Xrfse)

41 Trannies get spit roasted under the overpass and he wonders why they get AIDS?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (UuD2k)

42 we've been Rainbow Pilled!

Posted by: 13times at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (6v4jQ)

43 We need to find out if he has a horse - named Incitatus.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (6Je/Q)

44 I am not being hyperbolic when I say that I think Dr. Fauci is a monster.

He was torturing orphans and beagles, doing sex change operations on monkeys -- this is ghoulish. This is EVIL.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (URNdm)

45 >>Life is turning into South Park. Do any of them have four asses?


Elephant and Pig DNA just won't splice.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (dMkx0)

46 F*ck Fauci

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (TNyrE)

47 The whole bathhouse culture is fascinating.

Posted by: Tony "Backdoor Boom Boom" Fauci at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (NazZr)

48 Could we please go back to government studies that are just wasteful and not completely cruel?

Posted by: Catherine at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (ZSsrh)

49 I don't even understand the relationship of the experiment to the issue under study. I think the maniac just does shit.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (6Je/Q)


He is an evil, twisted little fuck. And I hope he gets what's coming to him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (Ez6QX)

50 At least our Dr Mengele wasn't transing AIDS orphans.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (yQpMk)

that we know of...

yet...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (8D42x)

51 The reddit Anti-Christian crowd is obsessed with letting you know that humans are just another kind of animal. They have a real pathology about it.

When you point out that colloquially "animal" means living animate things aren't human, as in "animal hospital", you get downvoted to oblivion. It's very strange.

This is what they think. So the next logical step from torturing animals for science is.....

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (YD04R)

52 Why do I have a feeling that he'd do something like this in a study to find out why children like candy.

"I know! Let's infect kittens with a parasitic swamp worm found only in a small region of Thailand! Give me $500M and we'll have your candy answer in no time!"

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (wAnMi)

53 We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet.

Posted by: Transgender HIV monkey at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

54 Hey, at least they're not doing it to people, right?



....Right?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (bhRsz)

55 People who are nuts, specifically about their sexuality, have high rates of sexually transmitted diseases.

Who would have thunk it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (I2/tG)

56 Ive League swimming pools require an emergency clean up.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (axyOa)

57 Monkeys should be tortured for experiments, they should be tortured because they are assholes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (UuD2k)

58 The difference between God and Fauci is that God doesn't think he's Fauci.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (FVME7)

59 " Trannies get spit roasted under the overpass and he wonders why they get AIDS?"

It's a coincidence!

Posted by: William F 'Buck' Dharma at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (mSKOv)

60 Anybody that will sign off on these kinds of animal experiments will sign off on human experiments. Pure and simple.

Posted by: Glaringly Obvious at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (Lk/fE)

61 Dr. Katherine Roe, a neuroscientist with PETA, says the study is "yet another pointless, wasteful monkey torture experiment."

Suitable epitaph for Fauci tbh.

Also, good name for a comeback album tour.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (P4LRL)

62 Wait a sec. So he financed a six-figure outlay that included animal experiments to look for a *hormonal* cause of elevated HIV among the trans population? And this was clearly a study of HIV in the "male-to-female" trans population, as that is the direction of the hormone treatments.

Understanding hormone replacement therapy and its effects on immunity when alien hormones are provided (female hormones in a male body, for example) in high quantity may well be worthy of study. There are also any number of *humans* who have undergone this process - and undergone it voluntarily, if misguidedly - who could be studied if that was really the goal.

I can't fathom the real goal. Maybe there wasn't one. It's just a way to spend money and engage in animal experiments and shore up resumes and act without compunction while also refusing to acknowledge the possibility of the blindingly obvious reason that HIV rates in "trans women" would be elevated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

63 21 I don't evenunderstand the relationship of the experiment to the issue under study. I think the maniac just does shit.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (6Je/Q)

The hypothesis would seemingly be that injecting men with female hormones makes them more susceptible to AIDs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (z5Vrg)

64 Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (URNdm)

The orphans thing just BLOWS my mind. How this dude is not [redacted] shows we are not a serious nation.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (fEuqR)

65 Sadly revealing Mini-Mengele's depravity doesn't seem to make much difference.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (eGTCV)

66 I love how the article says the beagles were "euthanized" after experimentation. No mention of how their vocal cords were cut so that the experimenters couldn't hear their screams. I'm a bit surprised that they didn't try to cut them in a specific way so that each beagle sounded a different note. And then use them to create music.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (YIVH2)

67 Important questions need answers.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (cMXNt)

68 Each year, the department acquires 400 to 600 rhesus monkeys from a South Carolina island leased by Charles River Laboratories, which has a $27.5 million contract with the NIAID.

Average $55,000 per monkey, to save others from doing Math, of which there will be none.

Not the worst government overspending-per-item, but I'm guessing it's still 18% monkeys and 72% graft.

Posted by: mikeski, and 10% for the big guy at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (P1f+c)

69 Dystopian Sci Fi writers: Hey, I know I made the villain seem way over the top...but is it too much?

2022: Nah you're good bro!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (ESjRY)

70
This is what they think. So the next logical step from torturing animals for science is.....
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (YD04R

Peter Singer followers

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (ONvIw)

71 Fauci is a sick piece of shit and a good example of what rises to the top of the derp state.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (y7DUB)

72 Uh oh, is this why there haven't been many simian COBs lately?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (fs1hN)

73 Bicurious George and the Sarcosis Cancer Spot

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (yrol0)

74 They didn't get the approval for the chicken f*cking study, alas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (/EuRN)

75 Dr. Katherine Roe, a neuroscientist with PETA, says the study is "yet another pointless, wasteful monkey torture experiment."

---------

"If it saves just one child ... or kills millions of deplorables worldwide, it will be well worth it and money well spent, former comrade!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (5RyM3)

76 I predict a new Curious George book in the offing.
Posted by: spindrift at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM


I ain't searching for it, but Rule 34 dictates that "Bi Curious George" must exist.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (pRoEc)

77 Fauci - the medical ethics of Dr Mengele mixed with the medical knowledge of Dr. Dre.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (icI8A)

78 The way in which the AIDS epidemic was treated in this country shows that we'll never have an honest conversation about health risks associated with certain progressive-endorsed sexual behaviors.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (QU5/8)

79 NO!

IS NOT MY MINKEY!

Posted by: Ethical Inspector Clouseau at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (QzkSJ)

80 60 Anybody that will sign off on these kinds of animal experiments will sign off on human experiments. Pure and simple.
Posted by: Glaringly Obvious at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (Lk/fE)

He did. AIDS orphans

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (ONvIw)

81 ...so.


It wasn't the Toilet Seat?

Posted by: Joe at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (dMkx0)

82 >>Fauci should be thrown in to a volcano.


Too fast.
He needs a death/afterlife befitting someone mentioned in Dante's Inferno. He's 80 years old -- how many more experiments has he done that are on par with this over the past 5 decades?!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (URNdm)

83 Anthony Fauci, America's Sweetheart.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (Ynyl9)

84 At first glance, this seems unethical. It seems like the NIH would put it before their ethics board to see if we really ought to be doing this to monkeys.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (VJsqe)

85 63 21 I don't evenunderstand the relationship of the experiment to the issue under study. I think the maniac just does shit.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:32 PM (6Je/Q)

The hypothesis would seemingly be that injecting men with female hormones makes them more susceptible to AIDs.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (z5Vrg)

Not being an Elite, seems like gibberish to me.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (6Je/Q)

86 I can't fathom the real goal. Maybe there wasn't one. It's just a way to spend money and engage in animal experiments and shore up resumes and act without compunction while also refusing to acknowledge the possibility of the blindingly obvious reason that HIV rates in "trans women" would be elevated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)


And any idiot on the street could accurately tell you the reason they have such a high infection rate is they'll let anything with legs fuck them. Well, legs are optional I suppose.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (wAnMi)

87 Life is turning into South Park. Do any of them have four asses?
Posted by: Mishdog at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (/VWLE)


South Park would be an improvement over this BS.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (bhRsz)

88 So wait. They are dudes. They are gay.

Nope. Cannot imagine why they have a higher rate of HIV.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (dNqv+)

89 "The science doesn't confirm our politics! Let's horrify even Dr. Frankenstein and Dr. Moreau with unethical and bizarre experiments until it does."
-- St. Fauci, to whom many a candle literally burns in prayer in leftist homes.

Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (LgyVa)

90

Elephant and Pig DNA just won't splice.
Posted by: garrett

Are completely sure the *research* hasn't been authorized and paid for by the CDC already?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (TYbad)

91 I need to interview the good doctor.

Posted by: Brian Kilmeade at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (GYllL)

92 One step away from a monkey with four asses.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (/EuRN)

93 This is what they think. So the next logical step from torturing animals for science is.....
Posted by: ...


Coming out with cookbooks on how to prepare long pig.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (uXonU)

94 BiCourious George and Greyhound Station Glory Hole

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (yrol0)

95 When you point out that colloquially "animal" means living animate things aren't human, as in "animal hospital", you get downvoted to oblivion. It's very strange.

This is what they think. So the next logical step from torturing animals for science is.....
==
Let's face one of the Supreme Court Justices thinks there is no difference between a machine throwing sparks and an unvaccinated human being.

If the machine is broke, you can trash it. Or you can replace whatever you want on it. You own the machine.

Posted by: an enemy came and sowed weeds among the corn at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (PWYGS)

96 fauci needs to go.
Posted by: Mister Scot

To an island leased by Charles River Laboratories.

Posted by: Miklos might have to call some people in SC at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (QzkSJ)

97 Fauci gives off a Kevorkian vibe.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (NazZr)

98 Elephant and Pig DNA just won't splice.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (dMkx0)

Classic Chef. Now I will journey to youtube.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (/VWLE)

99 The hypothesis would seemingly be that injecting men with female hormones makes them more susceptible to AIDs.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM


Which would explain the runaway AIDS outbreak among actual women..../s

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (pRoEc)

100 I blame the Uniparty Congress. They have oversight responsibility for these agencies. They've done almost zero to exercise it and in the process given up power, our power, to unelected bureaucrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (oNN4h)

101 Should have known I'd be too late on the buzzer on that one....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (/EuRN)

102 The reddit Anti-Christian crowd is obsessed with letting you know that humans are just another kind of animal. They have a real pathology about it.

yeah I've seen that trope show up on YT comment threads too.

YT is populated by rilly rilly dumb pyrsyns, I've discovered

Posted by: kallisto at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (DJFLF)

103 BiCourious George and The Man in the Yellow Hat Wake Up the Gimp

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (yrol0)

104 Fauci is just playing Guido with fed money.

Handing out walking around money to his buddies.
That is all.

Just so you know, that evil mofo would surely experiment on humans the same way he does beagles and monkeys.
He just needs an island and a little more cash

Posted by: Don Corleone at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (MFphb)

105 Saw a movie on Netflix the other day called Alien Apocalypse. Only watched because the star was Bruce Campbell. Apparently it was a SciFi original - before they were SyFy. Hard to believe, but a SciFi original starring Bruce Campbell was super cheesy.

Anyway, there was a line where he is complaining about some people and he says, oh, never mind those guys, those guys are fags.

There was no trigger warning on this movie! I fully expect Campbell to be cancelled for this. Then again, I may be the only person who watches it.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (mbFEM)

106 Could have just hung out at Sally's Hideaway or Edelweiss - even after the latter moved.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (zSyrn)

107 Warai, I'd take 100 Dr. Mephistos over one Fauci. And soon we shall have a monkey with FIVE asses!

Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (icI8A)

108 74 They didn't get the approval for the chicken f*cking study, alas.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (/EuRN)

-------

Out: Stuck on Stupid.
In: Stuck on Chicken F*cking.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (5RyM3)

109 Fauci, like Faust, will spend eternity having what he agreed to do to others, done to him in the pit of hell.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (gmo/4)

110 Did we at least get a good "MuHaHa" out of this guy?

Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2022 12:39 PM (FhXTo)

111 At first glance, this seems unethical. It seems like the NIH would put it before their ethics board to see if we really ought to be doing this to monkeys.

Oh, wait...
Posted by: 496

The head of ethics for the NIH is....Mrs. Anthony Fauci.

Posted by: Miklos wishes this were a joke but it is not at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (QzkSJ)

112 They're gay dudes in drag who go one extra step - shouldn't gay dudes be the control group here instead of legacy women (I mean, if you're not a lunatic)?

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (HCRZt)

113 Too fast.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (URNdm)


I still vote keelhauling.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

114 What else did Fauci "inject" them with? Was this part of his HIV/AIDS stuff?

Posted by: Roy at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (9S/pB)

115 Life is turning into South Park. Do any of them have four asses?
Posted by: Mishdog at January 10, 2022 12:34 PM (/VWLE)
South Park would be an improvement over this BS.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (bhRsz)
---
Dr. Mephisto is a saint compared to Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (YIVH2)

116 So wait. They are dudes. They are gay.

Nope. Cannot imagine why they have a higher rate of HIV.
==
HATE AS NO HOME HERE. HATER.

Posted by: don't hide your hate behind statistics or studies or math of any kind at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (c58g2)

117 I'm a bit surprised that they didn't try to cut them in a specific way so that each beagle sounded a different note. And then use them to create music.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2022 12:36 PM (YIVH2)


Don't be giving them any ideas.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (wAnMi)

118 If I recall correctly, Mengele got paid for his work too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (4fSQf)

119 Which would explain the runaway AIDS outbreak among actual women..../s

**

Mainly just the ones who sleep with fags.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (2o3fv)

120 you know, once upon a time i supported animal testing because there's only so much you can get from modeling. the more i'm seeing of this crap, the more i'm turning against it and all the other crap they keep trying to pull.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (8D42x)

121 How was his experimentation not the gateway to what is being done to our children today?

Forced vaxx and boosters on healthy kids, an entire network of healthcare and education personnel who not only fast-track sex changes, but initiate it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (URNdm)

122 Watch the monkey get hurt, monkey.

Shock the monkey.

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (OTXUv)

123 Does Fauci have a lair? He must have a lair.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (eGTCV)

124 Geez.. the one time I agree with
PETA!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (CjFDo)

125 'One day the engineer
wanted a bit to eat
He left the trans-monkey
sitting on the driver's seat'

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (dMkx0)

126 He did. AIDS orphans

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (ONvIw)

And COOF

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (YD04R)

127 And any idiot on the street could accurately tell you the reason they have such a high infection rate is they'll let anything with legs fuck them. Well, legs are optional I suppose.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 10, 2022 12:37 PM (wAnMi)
++++
Perhaps. Even the more discriminating ones are still homosexual males, and that is the highest risk factor for HIV right there. Unprotected anal sex is a great vector for HIV transmission.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

128 I ain't searching for it, but Rule 34 dictates that "Bi Curious George" must exist.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


You wouldn't have to search much. I'm sure there's a copy in 52% of grade school libraries.

Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (P1f+c)

129 Is there a Mrs. Fauci?

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (GYllL)

130 What a malevolent creature. This macabre experiment lends credence to the conspiracy theories about the satanic child abusing cabal who inhabit the ruling class.

Speaking of Satan, I see the Bears parted ways with their coach. I turned off the game yesterday about midway through the 3rd quarter when the NFL broadcasted its 10th commercial of the day commemorating St George Fentanyl. That and I was pretty sure the Bears were trying to lose.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (HoAqQ)

131 Howie Carr must lurk here. I just got an email about this from him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (pRoEc)

132 Sadly revealing Mini-Mengele's depravity doesn't seem to make much difference.

It actually seems to elevate him, at least among the lost souls of the depraved. And they are many.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (Xrfse)

133 Fauci has a fascination with pointless experimentation on animals and people. They really have to stop this guy before he pays someone to develop a novel disease and release it into the world.

Oh wait...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (9UqNr)

134 99 The hypothesis would seemingly be that injecting men with female hormones makes them more susceptible to AIDs.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 12:35 PM

Which would explain the runaway AIDS outbreak among actual women..../s
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (pRoEc)

That men wouldn't have the best reaction to being injected with female hormones is a reasonable theory. It doesn't imply that women are innately more susceptible to AIDs.

As Joe Mannix notes though we have plenty of human samples already injecting themselves with hormones though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (z5Vrg)

135 "Injecting Male Monkeys With Female Hormones"

But totally trust these agencies with your health advice and assurances on vaccines. It's totes OK!

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (oNN4h)

136 Willowed, about Mack the Knife in the Threepenny Opera and the Bobby Darin song:

He's apparently more of a vicious professional criminal than he is a John Wayne Gacy type, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022
*
A hit man. . . .
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022


***
In the lyrics, he seems to be as much about stealing the hard earned cash of his victims as he is about killing them. A hit man has already been paid, or will get part 2 of his fee post-hit. A real pro would not fool around with extorting his victims' money, as it might increase the chance of being caught.

Mack is more like Cody Jarrett of White Heat minus the mother fixation and bouts of insanity. He's a robber who has no problem killing, as long as he gets away with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (txdEq)

137 Oh, wait...
Posted by: 496

The head of ethics for the NIH is....Mrs. Anthony Fauci.
Posted by: Miklos wishes this were a joke but it is not at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (QzkSJ)

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Exactly.

And liberals make fun of conservatives for inbreeding. Their whole biome has but one family tree.

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (VJsqe)

138 It's like the commercial that's supposed to prevent gay men from giving their partners HIV, and it says, "this pill has not been approved for use by people assigned female at birth."

Well yeah, that "dude" has a rubber phlange or an inverted vag incapable of the hot beef HIV injection ....

Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (LgyVa)

139 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!! This is so fvcked up. These expenditures are just to keep next year's budget increases coming.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (a4EWo)

140 Coming out with cookbooks on how to prepare long pig.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (uXonU)
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To Serve Man is no longer fiction...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (YIVH2)

141 What was REALLY sick was that after we injected those little bastards with the hormones we just couldn't keep up with their demands for umbrella drinks and Barbra Streisand records.

They turned into monsters, albeit with a KILLER sense of interior decorating style.

Posted by: Josef Mengele IV, lab assistant at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (mSKOv)

142 I bet Fauci et al are genuinely disappointed that AIDS turned out to be an almost entirely gay illness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (2o3fv)

143 Fauci gives off a Kevorkian vibe.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 10, 2022 12:38 PM (NazZr)

YES

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (YD04R)

144 So Fauci is Dr Frank-N-furter?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (4fSQf)

145 A former friend of mine who transitioned to transwoman told me many if not most transpeople go into prostitution to pay for their surgeries. That's why so many get STDs, including HIV.

Should note that former friend is a former friend not because he became a trannie but because he left his sweet, loving wife and adoring stepson to pursue his fucked-up bliss and couldn't understand why she wasn't more supportive of his big change. Everything he did was selfish and self-serving. And yes, in his case I'll refer to him in masculine pronouns, although I usually grant transpeople the courtesy of addressing them as male or female, depending. He's a dick no matter what surgery he undergoes or hormones he takes.

Posted by: troyriser at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (+UKMq)

146 why transgender women have high rates of HIV

Because they're gay men and they have the GRID

/thread

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (sWDaV)

147 At first glance, this seems unethical. It seems like the NIH would put it before their ethics board to see if we really ought to be doing this to monkeys.

Oh, wait...
Posted by: 496

The head of ethics for the NIH is....Mrs. Anthony Fauci.
Posted by: Miklos wishes this were a joke but it is not at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (QzkSJ)

Verrry interestink!

Posted by: Artie Johnson at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (4I/2K)

148 Unprotected anal sex is a great vector for HIV transmission.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)


What's so great about it?

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (mbFEM)

149 The current NIH director stepped down a while back which I find interesting. I imagine he would like to avoid some questioning if the GOP was to take back the House and/or Senate. Some uncomfortable questions would be asked of NIH's director and Dr. Fauci.

Maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (BFigT)

150 When Fauci passes, he WON'T be "burning in hell", he'll simply go back to consorting with Satan.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 10, 2022 12:43 PM (KATBx)

151 Just injecting hormones or did they also have their vocal chords severed? Fauci belongs in prison for life. No, actually he deserves to be executed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2022 12:43 PM (sVtYq)

152 "Discover Why Transgender Women Had High Rates of HIV By... Injecting Male Monkeys With Female Hormones"

If the chosen experiment need not have anything to do with the tested hypothesis, then, gentlemen, we are witnessing a giant breakthrough in the scientific method! For example, why build $$$ particle accelerators and $$$ space telescopes, when we can divine ALL of nature's secrets inexpensively by merely injecting hormones into monkeys? Behold: The March of Science!

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at January 10, 2022 12:43 PM (qpX6U)

153 >>Geez.. the one time I agree with
PETA!


And Robert Kennedy Jr.!
He had Fauci's number years ago (and Bill Gates', too).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2022 12:43 PM (URNdm)

154 129 Is there a Mrs. Fauci?
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 12:41 PM (GYllL)

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See #111

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 12:43 PM (VJsqe)

155
Mengele had nothing on this guy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 10, 2022 12:43 PM (pNxlR)

156
Mrs. Anthony Fauci

https://irp.nih.gov/pi/christine-grady

Posted by: Miklos is hard pressed to imagine exactly how it will get worse at January 10, 2022 12:44 PM (QzkSJ)

157 Meh. TBF, its reasonable to ask if hormone treatment increases infectivity of HIV, and to do that with an animal model. OTOH, I'd say its a pretty low priority, and I wouldn't fund it.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 10, 2022 12:44 PM (mZOHK)

158 "Why don't people believe in teh Science anymore?!?!"

Well, it could be that Our Betters are wasting our money on stuff like this. It also doesn't help that Our Betters in the science and medical fields are getting more and more arrogant and more and more vocal about shunning and purging those they think are "stupid" or of the wrong political persuasion.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 10, 2022 12:44 PM (Rl7KJ)

159 >>Just injecting hormones or did they also have their vocal chords severed?


OBSERVATION : They now throw their poop like girl monkees.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:44 PM (dMkx0)

160 Surprised he didn't set up monkey bathhouses and then sneak in "to observe".

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 10, 2022 12:44 PM (VbI7r)

161 And liberals make fun of conservatives for inbreeding. Their whole biome has but one family tree.
Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM (VJsqe)

Is there another "family" business more incestual than "politics"?

Seems when you have one "public servant" in the fam you have a whole gaggle of them. More than any other career choice by a longshot. But we don't talk about that.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:44 PM (YD04R)

162 Hidalgo locking down Houston this afternoon or will she follow her liberal cousins in other cities and jet let "omnicron" slide?

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 10, 2022 12:44 PM (oWBc3)

163 Since Fauci is science does that make science evil?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (eGTCV)

164 In other medial news here's a link to a story that ran back in 2017 about the pharmacy that caters to Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/4hcprxr4

Every med under the sun is available for the low price of $600 a year.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (BFigT)

165 I am old enough to remember when Grandma would get her AIDS from the supermarket in a vain attempt to lose weight.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (HoAqQ)

166 OBSERVATION : They now throw their poop like girl monkees.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:44 PM (dMkx0)

I knew whose comment this was before checking the sig line

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (YD04R)

167 Data from highly vaccinated countries suggests strongly that the answer is yes; vaccinated people are at higher risk of infection from Omicron.

~~ Alex Berenson, today at RealClear

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (9UqNr)

168 Exactly.

And liberals make fun of conservatives for inbreeding. Their whole biome has but one family tree.

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 12:42 PM


It's not like the brand spanking new Mayor of NYC who ran on a platform of fighting corruption just appointed his brother to Deputy NYC Police Commissioner or anything.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (bVYXr)

169 Don't be giving them any ideas.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (wAnMi)
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In Michael Moorcock's Elric saga, the Melnioboneans did just that with human subjects. They tuned each victim's vocal cords so they could only scream a single note, then tortured them to play music. It's just one sign of how decadent and evil that society had become and one reason why Elric destroyed them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (YIVH2)

170 The head of ethics for the NIH is....Mrs. Anthony Fauci.
Posted by: Miklos wishes this were a joke but it is not at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (QzkSJ)
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So the head of ethics is married to the organization chieftan who approves expenditures and research paths? Isn't that a black-letter conflict of interest?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (DU+/6)

171 If I recall correctly, Mengele got paid for his work too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022


***
His family already had money too. When he fled Germany, he had enough dough to live well and invest in companies in Argentina. Whereas Eichmann, for example, had to work as a line foreman for Mercedes or VW, one of them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (txdEq)

172 I knew whose comment this was before checking the sig line
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (YD04R)

That's what we in the business call "having a voice".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (/EuRN)

173 So wait. They are dudes. They are gay.

Nope. Cannot imagine why they have a higher rate of HIV.
==
HATE AS NO HOME HERE. HATER.

Posted by: don't hide your hate behind statistics or studies or math of any kind at January 10, 2022 12:40 PM (c58g2)

But HIV is all up in that.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (SH2Zi)

174 That is SS Doktor Fauci to you peasants.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (gmo/4)

175
Torturing animals is a signal of psychopathic tendencies, by the way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (/U27+)

176 What he did to the orphaned children with his HIV "medication" experiments should have him facing life in prison at the very least.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

177 I remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (YD04R)

178 Hidalgo locking down Houston this afternoon or will she follow her liberal cousins in other cities and jet let "omnicron" slide?
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 10, 2022 12:44 PM (oWBc3)

Lock it up!

Posted by: Supreme Commander Hildalgo at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (4I/2K)

179 The quoted section mentions Fauci running AIDS vaccine tests on monkeys a year after he took over in 1984. My vague recollection is that was Fauci's obsession back when AIDS appeared. And his insistance on focusing on a vaccine was one of the reasons why the eventual treatments took so long to release.

Posted by: junior at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (XYhsO)

180 THERE IT IS: CDC Boss Says 75% of COVID Deaths Occurred in People with Four Comorbidities

https://bit.ly/3tcCHZ2

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (uXonU)

181
Fauci, like Faust, will spend eternity having what he agreed to do to others, done to him in the pit of hell.
Posted by: Archer


His queue for "butt stuff" is already filled to burstin'!

-- dyslexic Santa

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (pNxlR)

182 Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


I haven't gotten that to work.

Yet.

Posted by: A. Fauci at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (P1f+c)

183 163 Since Fauci is science does that make science evil?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (eGTCV)


It makes it retarded nepotistic bureaucracy that sometimes produces cool stuff. News at 11:00....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (mZOHK)

184 That's what we in the business call "having a voice".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 12:45 PM (/EuRN)

Which puts him ahead of Fauci's beagles. Callback!!

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:47 PM (YD04R)

185 180 THERE IT IS: CDC Boss Says 75% of COVID Deaths Occurred in People with Four Comorbidities

https://bit.ly/3tcCHZ2
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (uXonU)


Seeing that I trust these assholes like I trust a fart past 50, there must be a reason they're signaling that the COVID game is up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (4fSQf)

186 Beagles. Monkeys. What's next? Wombats?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (jYQlA)

187 From the article about the pharmacy that drugs up the Congress-


“At first it’s cool, and then you realize, I’m filling some drugs that are for some pretty serious health problems as well. And these are the people that are running the country,” Kim said, listing treatments for conditions like diabetes and Alzheimer’s.

“It makes you kind of sit back and say, ‘Wow, they’re making the highest laws of the land and they might not even remember what happened yesterday.’”

Posted by: Miklos is really hard pressed to imagine exactly how it will get worse at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (QzkSJ)

188 >> That's what we in the business call "having a voice".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 12:45


Without one, it's tough to make it in the Commenting Biz

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (dMkx0)

189 There's a detached amorality among the Elites that disturbs me in many ways more than just out and out immorality. It's inhuman.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (6Je/Q)

190 Now we know who's plookin' da monkeys. It's Fauci!

Posted by: Toad-O at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (cct0t)

191 Anyway, there was a line where he is complaining about some people and he says, oh, never mind those guys, those guys are fags.

---------

It astonished me when music radio stations first started omitting the word "faggot" from the Dire Straits song I Want My MTV.

The gay mafia are real, and they're spectacular fabulous!

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (ErLfe)

192 There are 40k new HIV every year. Stays a pretty steady rate.

Truvada, which contains a pair of antiretroviral medications also used to treat HIV, was approved for use as HIV prevention in 2012.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (yrol0)

193 Seeing that I trust these assholes like I trust a fart past 50, there must be a reason they're signaling that the COVID game is up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (4fSQf)

You can only coast on a shitty jobs report for so long...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (KbCG3)

194 Why has no one ever fired this sick ghoul? For nearly forty years he has been a fucking blight on humanity.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (vkS2Z)

195 THERE IT IS: CDC Boss Says 75% of COVID Deaths Occurred in People with Four Comorbidities

https://bit.ly/3tcCHZ2

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM


We knew that almost two years ago. I wonder why they are trying to shift the goal posts now? Could it be to protect biden and his plummeting popularity?

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (bVYXr)

196 So Fauci is Dr Frank-N-furter?

Fauci-furter, it's all over!
Your mission is a failure!
Your experiments are too extreme!

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (zSyrn)

197 It astonished me when music radio stations first started omitting the word "faggot" from the Dire Straits song I Want My MTV.

The gay mafia are real, and they're spectacular fabulous!
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (ErLfe)

And that dude was a millionaire!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (KbCG3)

198
A blind clock finds a truffle twice a day, but I wouldn't take the word from anyone associated with PETA.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (/U27+)

199 Is there really any difference between a transgender monkey sex-worker and a machine spewing sparks?

Posted by: Justice Sotomayor at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (9Fwwf)

200 Did the study only end when 40% of the monkeys committed suicide?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (SchxB)

201 >>Truvada, which contains a pair of antiretroviral medications also used to treat HIV, was approved for use as HIV prevention in 2012.


Those 'Prep' drug videos are hysterical. Always some super gay black dude schilling that shit.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (dMkx0)

202 The diet stuff was spelled AYDS, but yeah, talk about a name killing a product. They definitely wished it remained called GRIDS

Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (icI8A)

203 >>>We have enough homeless. Why do we have to test monkeys?

We have enough Glee fans. Why do we have to test the homeless?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (HmZuC)

204 190 Now we know who's plookin' da monkeys. It's Fauci!

Posted by: Toad-O at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (cct0t)

---------

There's a fine line between gay bathhouses and monkey cages.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 12:50 PM (ErLfe)

205 Because they're gay men and they have the GRID

Wish they had stuck with that term, GRID.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 10, 2022 12:50 PM (zSyrn)

206 Seeing that I trust these assholes like I trust a fart past 50, there must be a reason they're signaling that the COVID game is up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (4fSQf)

The calendar has turned to 2022 - which means it's a time when humans on a mass scale are ripe to receive "new information" - and they want to claim victory in time for the fake 2022 election.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:50 PM (YD04R)

207 Why Transgender Women Had High Rates of HIV

Because they're gay men. Ok, where's my money?

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2022 12:50 PM (UMXod)

208
I saw Monkey Torture Experiment open for Slayer at the Cow Palace back in '09.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2022 12:50 PM (n+4am)

209 Unprotected anal sex is a great vector for HIV transmission.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022
*
What's so great about it?
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2022


***
From the virus's point of view, it's because the infected and the infectee will indulge in an action that can pass the virus, and doing it frequently and willingly. Great setup!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (txdEq)

210 Useless pointless medical experiments? It's insimian!

Posted by: Dr. Zira at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (4I/2K)

211 This pretty lady with kinky hair is glad she will never come into physical proximity with that gnomish ghoul:
https://is.gd/knhr4Z

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6)

212 "It makes you kind of sit back and say, "Wow, they're making the highest laws of the land and they might not even remember what happened yesterday."

Rest easy, honey, I haven't looked at the bills we vote on in decades!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, stock market manipulator at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (h5TKJ)

213 Those 'Prep' drug videos are hysterical. Always some super gay black dude schilling that shit.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (dMkx0)

-----

My favorite is the dude bringing his trannie "girlfriend" to have lunch with mom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

214 I'm guessing that PDT rues the day that this cretin was given his bully pulpit. At least I hope that is the case.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (Xrfse)

215 208
I saw Monkey Torture Experiment open for Slayer at the Cow Palace back in '09.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2022 12:50 PM (n+4am)

Which subset of death metal is this?

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (ONvIw)

216 In a related story, a transgender monkey just smashed all Division I female monkey swim records.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (HmZuC)

217 So what do you do with a Tranny? Cereally.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (LQjWA)

218 In the federal government it's not uncommon for a husband and wife to be assigned to the same section, bureau, whatever. What's against policy is to have one or the other in a supervisory capacity over the other.

Given that Fauci's wife is the ethics czar I'm not surprised there's been no backlash. It does appear to be an improper arrangement however nobody in the junta gives a fuck about appearances unless it's the retard's pants filled with crap.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (BFigT)

219 We knew that almost two years ago. I wonder why they are trying to shift the goal posts now? Could it be to protect biden and his plummeting popularity?
Posted by: Mister Scot


They desperately want Covid to end. Much easier to switch on the panic than to switch it off.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (uXonU)

220 195 We knew that almost two years ago. I wonder why they are trying to shift the goal posts now? Could it be to protect biden and his plummeting popularity?
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (bVYXr)

==========

Yes.

Biden needs to declare covid victory before the midterms.

His problem is that the people who've already moved on are going to give him no credit (this is not just conservatives, by the way). The people who will never move on will scream that he's trying to murder them personally, and they're some of the party's most loyal voters. The persuadable are left leaning and would vote Democrat anyway. They're just waiting for the signal to become undeniable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (LvTSG)

221 So the CDC and the media admit COVID is licked, Biden takes credit for saving everyone and the midterms are a lock?

The left is pretty stupid so this could work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (4fSQf)

222 HYPOTHESIS : The only way a Trans Monkey could survive that kind of exposure would be if he had some sort of Magic Johnson.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (dMkx0)

223 Throw Fauci naked into a cage full of monkeys.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (CYnTg)

224 How much estrogen do you have to inject into a monkey before it starts an OnlyFans account?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (F4b8f)

225 We're too busy singing to put anybody down.

Posted by: The Monkees at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (jYQlA)

226 I guess if trannies were chaste nuns in convents it wouldn't be an issue. Just like AIDS was a mystery in the gay community, and had nothing to do with being a promiscuous lot in the gay bath scene (which Fauci was ALSO involved in, well maybe not the gay bath stuff).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

227 203 >>>We have enough homeless. Why do we have to test monkeys?

We have enough Glee fans. Why do we have to test the homeless?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2022 12:49 PM (HmZuC)

---------

We have enough university professors (i.e. otherwise unemployable and unemployed PhDs).
Why do we have to test the homeless?

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (ErLfe)

228 One thing every bureaucrat does is to spend every penny of money sent his way regardless of merit. You would be fired if you had some money left over.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (LQjWA)

229
There's no more avoidable virus than AIDS, but cases continue to increase.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (/U27+)

230 The Colobus have the gayest fur.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (6Je/Q)

231 My favorite is the dude bringing his trannie "girlfriend" to have lunch with mom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Your mama ain't your mama but your mama don't know

Whoa is me

Shame and scandal in the family

Posted by: Miklos and His All-Girl Barbadian Calypso Steel Band at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (QzkSJ)

232 179 The quoted section mentions Fauci running AIDS vaccine tests on monkeys a year after he took over in 1984. My vague recollection is that was Fauci's obsession back when AIDS appeared. And his insistance on focusing on a vaccine was one of the reasons why the eventual treatments took so long to release.

Posted by: junior at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (XYhsO)


This is what I recall as well.
It's a bit of hindsight to blame just Fauci for this: back in the day, you dealt with viruses by vaccination. I'm not sure how many effective antiviral drugs actually existed at that point. I think only one or two. Acyclovir....and...? But if he was following conventional wisdom, that just means he's not the rock star people like to say he is.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (mZOHK)

233 The diet stuff was spelled AYDS, but yeah, talk about a name killing a product. They definitely wished it remained called GRIDS
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022


***
I don't recall that original acronym. What did it stand for? "Gay Reservoir Immune Deficiency Syndrome"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (txdEq)

234 Because they're gay men. Ok, where's my money?
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2022 12:50 PM (UMXod)

Gotta first write up an R01 grant application and have a few connections to get it funded.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (Rl7KJ)

235 223 Throw Fauci naked into a cage full of monkeys.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (CYnTg)

Pitbulls would be better. Make sure they know what he funded against beagles.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

236 167 Data from highly vaccinated countries suggests strongly that the answer is yes; vaccinated people are at higher risk of infection from Omicron.

~~ Alex Berenson, today at RealClear
______________

Not really surprising, since IIRC, earlier attempts at creating a cold vaccine had the same problem: the vaccines made people more susceptible to illness, not less.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (k4dH2)

237 The guy who bought the gun for Kyle Rittenhouse will pay $2,000 in a plea deal

Dominick Black, 20, of Racine, was charged with two counts of intentionally giving a dangerous weapon to a person under the age of 18. Black also agreed to plead no contest to contributing to the delinquency of a minor, a non-criminal citation.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (45fpk)

238 223 Throw Fauci naked into a cage full of monkeys.
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (CYnTg)

----

Just strand him on monkey island naked for a week, with all the tortured monkeys freed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

239 Ok, transgender monkeys CANNOT be a good thing.

Posted by: Choo choo tranny at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (PUsvy)

240 I thought Truvada was a sugar substitute. No wait, a travel booking website.

I can't keep track of this shit. Nothing has a normal name anymore.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (YD04R)

241
My favorite is the dude bringing his trannie "girlfriend" to have lunch with mom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

________

"I'm not very hungry today."
*retching sound*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (/U27+)

242 211 This pretty lady with kinky hair is glad she will never come into physical proximity with that gnomish ghoul:
https://is.gd/knhr4Z
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6


I would do things to her. Many things. Likely with CoolWhip.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (4fSQf)

243 222 HYPOTHESIS : The only way a Trans Monkey could survive that kind of exposure would be if he had some sort of Magic Johnson.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 12:52 PM (dMkx0)

----------

LOL and simultaneous golf clap, garrett.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (ErLfe)

244 I don't recall that original acronym. What did it stand for? "Gay Reservoir Immune Deficiency Syndrome"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (txdEq)

Close, "Gay-related Immune Deficiency Syndrome" .

Posted by: Thrawn at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (Rl7KJ)

245 I saw Monkey Torture Experiment open for Slayer at the Cow Palace back in '09.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Which subset of death metal is this?
Posted by: CN...FJB


Applecore.

It would have been called Bananacore, but bananas don't have cores.

Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (P1f+c)

246 Tie Fauci up in a gay bathouse and leave.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (LQjWA)

247 It's the anal sex. Wouldn't that be the obvious answer?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (NhGy5)

248 I can't keep track of this shit. Nothing has a normal name anymore.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (YD04R)

Everything sounds like a pharmaceutical of some sort!

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (vkS2Z)

249 "So spending money on injecting monkeys with transgenderizing hormones it is!"
----
Whoa, that's some freaky shit, man!

Posted by: Dr. Moreau at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (sAmhv)

250 Grok, you to understand it is not Shana's brain that is broke it is her hormones....

//Torgo from CDC holding a club

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (Lzpvj)

251 it appears that fauci is trying to exceed nazi doc mengele's horrifying experiments.

the guy is a fuckin ghoul. and highest paid government employee we have, which is the icing on the cake.

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (qnnVO)

252 246 Tie Fauci up in a gay bathouse and leave.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (LQjWA)

----

Nah. He'd enjoy it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

253 Close, "Gay-related Immune Deficiency Syndrome" .
Posted by: Thrawn at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (Rl7KJ)


They called it "Wrath of God" at first.

Really.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (mbFEM)

254 Anal sex is just obviously nasty, but people do weird stuff all the time.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (6Je/Q)

255 Tie Fauci up in a gay bathouse and leave.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (LQjWA)

How would that be a punishment to him?
Kinda like throwing brer rabbit into the briar patch, no?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (MFphb)

256 It wouldn't shock me if the evil bugger buys illegal alien children for experimentation. The pretty ones, of course, are set aside for the elites.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (eGTCV)

257 249 Posted by: Dr. Moreau at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (sAmhv)

"the science" is a gender confused Bonobo striving to rip off your car door because it is pretending to have Man-o-pause

//Doctor Moron Doctor Moreau's understudy

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 12:57 PM (Lzpvj)

258 247 It's the anal sex. Wouldn't that be the obvious answer?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (NhGy5)

Wasn't it Sam Kinneson that said AIDS entered the human population because some guy decided to have sex with a monkey?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

259 Trump would have fired Fauci on Day 1 of his new admin. Yes it sucks that he had to worry about reelection but he did.

They couldn't let it happen.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:57 PM (YD04R)

260 The Colobus have the gayest fur.

Pfffft.

Posted by: Golden lion tamarin at January 10, 2022 12:57 PM (ZsR3z)

261
It's the anal sex. Wouldn't that be the obvious answer?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (NhGy5)

__________

It's like looking for your keys everywhere except under the street light where you dropped them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 12:57 PM (/U27+)

262 Throw Fauci naked into a cage full of monkeys.
Posted by: steevy

1) have fauci give the most junior monkey a treat in front of all of the other monkeys
2) push Fauci into the monkey enclosure and watch how they beat his ass in a violent demonstration of toxic maleness

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 12:57 PM (IJES/)

263 249 "So spending money on injecting monkeys with transgenderizing hormones it is!"
----
Whoa, that's some freaky shit, man!

Posted by: Dr. Moreau at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (sAmhv)

REAL SCIENCE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

264 255 Tie Fauci up in a gay bathouse and leave.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (LQjWA)

How would that be a punishment to him?
Kinda like throwing brer rabbit into the briar patch, no?
------------------
Briar patches are known for numerous pricks. And dingleberries, too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 12:57 PM (LQjWA)

265 254 Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (6Je/Q)

Any hole is a goal...

//John, Elton John

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (Lzpvj)

266 There's a rhesus monkey island in SC?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (PiwSw)

267 Ima feeling sorry for the monkeys.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (LQjWA)

268 254 Anal sex is just obviously nasty, but people do weird stuff all the time.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (6Je/Q)


Sooner or later people will learn that the anus is for breathing with, like God intended, and not for sex.

Posted by: Turtles at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (mZOHK)

269 >>It's the anal sex. Wouldn't that be the obvious answer?


They eat-a the Poo-Poo

Posted by: Kenyan Health Minister at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (dMkx0)

270 It's the anal sex. Wouldn't that be the obvious answer?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 10, 2022 12:55 PM (NhGy5)

__________

It's like looking for your keys everywhere except under the street light where you dropped them.
Posted by: Hadrian

we talking about 5th base?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (IJES/)

271 Wasn't it Sam Kinneson that said AIDS entered the human population because some guy decided to have sex with a monkey? Tarzan?

Posted by: Doug at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (8/lc0)

272 I remember the Army showing me a video about AIDS in 86 or 87. They were interviewing this guy in the Army hospital and he said that he had about 200 sexual partners in a year. We were like that dude is scoring what is his secret? It took us a while to figure out that they were all dudes.

Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (mbFEM)

273 266 There's a rhesus monkey island in SC?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (PiwSw)

----

Sadly, yes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

274 >>>Wasn't it Sam Kinneson that said AIDS entered the human population because some guy decided to have sex with a monkey?

I think it was either him or Andrew Dice Clay.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (HmZuC)

275 So they basically performed a *study* to see if transgender hormone *therapy* impaired the immune system and caused disease.

Which, if proven, would make administering such *therapy*, particularly to minors, especially without informed consent, to be rather unethical, even criminal.

Indeed, even performing such an experiment without revealing the hypothesis and suspicion to the public is rather unethical, even more while the government has been promoting such *treatment* and allowing various interest groups to actively deny that such has any such side effects.

Never mind the Lynsenkoist-level research and gratuitous animal abuse, that is full on Kaiser Wilhelm Institute of Anthropology, Human Heredity, and Eugenics grade subversion of medicine.

Posted by: Sam at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (ohyxL)

276 Tony Faggi certainly has some "interesting" interests.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (WmGrA)

277 I don't recall that original acronym. What did it stand for? "Gay Reservoir Immune Deficiency Syndrome"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022
*
Close, "Gay-related Immune Deficiency Syndrome" .
Posted by: Thrawn at January 10, 2022


***
Yeah, that sounds familiar. It went away about the time everybody realized that it was cropping up in people from the Dominican Republic because a lot of gay men went there on vacations, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (txdEq)

278 Posted by: Choo choo tranny at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (PUsvy)

That hash

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (YD04R)

279 Anthony Fauci is a serial killer.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (sI15f)

280 272 Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (mbFEM)

"The San Francisco Treat"

//Bathhouse Barry

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (Lzpvj)

281 The diet stuff was spelled AYDS, but yeah, talk about a name killing a product. They definitely wished it remained called GRIDS
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022

***
I don't recall that original acronym. What did it stand for? "Gay Reservoir Immune Deficiency Syndrome"?


That or "Got Rammed In Da Shitter".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (SchxB)

282 I viewed the testimony of a transman who worked as a paid escort or whatever. His "body count" was in Wilt Chamberlain territory. But this transman found Jesus and left that life behind.
Posted by: kallisto

That reminds me of a song I knew about exiting prison life, "I Left My Buddy's Behind".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (vcOmj)

283 i could tell you why transwomyn get hiv for free....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (CqHIp)

284 "Wasn't it Sam Kinneson that said AIDS entered the human population because some guy decided to have sex with a monkey?"

Jeez, I thought that was true. It's a joke?

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (qpX6U)

285 268 254 Anal sex is just obviously nasty, but people do weird stuff all the time.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (6Je/Q)

Sooner or later people will learn that the anus is for breathing with, like God intended, and not for sex.

Posted by: Turtles at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (mZOHK)

I agree

Posted by: Sea Cucumber at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

286 I guess there's no limit to amount of money that can be thrown at stupid studies. "I am Science" had and has a good grift going. He couldn't figure out why gay men had high rates of AIDS?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (k49Sx)

287 >> Anal sex is just


Alpha. It's Max Alpha, Bro.

Join my Liminal Order.

Posted by: Jack Murphy at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (dMkx0)

288 254 Anal sex is just obviously nasty, but people do weird stuff all the time.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (6Je/Q)

haha. then don't go to any online pron sites, as that was the beginning. eating ass is the new forbidden fruit.

a study was published a few years ago from an ent journal. there was this significant uptick in throat and oral cancers amongst the yutes and teh gheys. the elephant in the room was that this was due to mostly cock sucking and ass eating by the degenerates (hpv and other viruses passed during said activities).
then the gi docs released their own study and said, oh yea, lots of colorectal cancers showing up in the gheys and strait youths. but we just have no idea. must be climate change.
or the "love that dare not speak its name" that transmits...you guessed it...hpv.

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:00 PM (qnnVO)

289 Hey, hey, we're the Transgender monkees And people say we monkey buttsex around.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 01:00 PM (yrol0)

290 The people who will never move on will scream that he's trying to murder them personally, and they're some of the party's most loyal voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


And a rather large chunk.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:00 PM (uXonU)

291 Fauci reminds me of the inmates featured in 'Titicut Follies'.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 10, 2022 01:00 PM (m/Gc2)

292 If Columbus knew what the new world would become, he would report back to the spanish that he almost fell off the edge of the world and nobody should sail that way again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 01:00 PM (F4b8f)

293 272 I remember the Army showing me a video about AIDS in 86 or 87. They were interviewing this guy in the Army hospital and he said that he had about 200 sexual partners in a year. We were like that dude is scoring what is his secret? It took us a while to figure out that they were all dudes.
---------------------
Imagine the Navy's video.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:00 PM (LQjWA)

294 >> I remember the Army showing me a video about AIDS in 86 or 87. They were interviewing this guy in the Army hospital and he said that he had about 200 sexual partners in a year. We were like that dude is scoring what is his secret?


He joined the Navy.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 01:01 PM (dMkx0)

295 I mean... high promiscuity and sex workers = high rate of infection, is that so puzzling?

I don't care about animal testing unless its simply sadistic, but this seems like a ridiculous waste

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

296 We need a control group for this experiment...I know! Let's inject schoolkids with hormones, the little monkeys. But don't mention it to the kids parents, because those close-mined rubes might object. We will have to go to California to pull this off probably.

Posted by: Tony Mengele Fauci at January 10, 2022 01:01 PM (9UqNr)

297 I can't keep track of this shit. Nothing has a normal name anymore.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 12:54 PM (YD04R)
*
Everything sounds like a pharmaceutical of some sort!
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 10, 2022


***
"Ask your doctor if Fauciola (tm) is right for you!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 01:01 PM (txdEq)

298 285 268 254 Anal sex is just obviously nasty, but people do weird stuff all the time.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (6Je/Q)

Sooner or later people will learn that the anus is for breathing with, like God intended, and not for sex.

Posted by: Turtles at January 10, 2022 12:58 PM (mZOHK)

I agree

Posted by: Sea Cucumber at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (ynpvh)


Look, some of us like it that way.

Posted by: Any bird at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (mZOHK)

299 I'm guessing that PDT rues the day that this cretin was given his bully pulpit. At least I hope that is the case.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


Fauci's been there since the 1980's. He's like Admiral Hyman Rickover. Great guy, who was the Father of the US nuclear navy, but he STAYED TOO LONG!
Fauci was never a great guy, he he should have been retired long ago.
They're all afraid to retire that SOB.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (vcOmj)

300 We want you, we want you, we want you for a new recruit...

Posted by: The Village People at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (HmZuC)

301 That or "Got Rammed In Da Shitter".
Posted by: Blanco Basura


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (uXonU)

302 haha. then don't go to any online pron sites,

Thanks for the warning. I was just about to do that./sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (k49Sx)

303 290 The people who will never move on will scream that he's trying to murder them personally, and they're some of the party's most loyal voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

And a rather large chunk.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:00 PM (uXonU)

==========

At least 5% of the population is broken beyond repair. How much power they get in the future of the Democratic Party is up to the Party's leadership. Do they want the undying loyalty of 5% of the nation, or to be able to fight for a larger slice of the rest?

You'd think it would be easy, but Leftist Twitter is real life to these people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

304 293 272 I remember the Army showing me a video about AIDS in 86 or 87. They were interviewing this guy in the Army hospital and he said that he had about 200 sexual partners in a year. We were like that dude is scoring what is his secret? It took us a while to figure out that they were all dudes.
---------------------
Imagine the Navy's video.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:00 PM (LQjWA)

"People kept saying it's not gay if you're underway. Turns out AIDs would disagree."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (z5Vrg)

305 just now on 'this is CNN':

Saget 'found unresponsive'.

SUV kills paraders.

Posted by: micky at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (3byMq)

306 I kissed a monkey girls and I liked it...the taste of his cherry chapstick...err her cherry chapstick

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (ESjRY)

307 Think about the fact that he's injection monkeys with a death sentence in a "I have not even the slightest pretense of proof of my hypothesis."

Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (WxRn0)

308 "Ask your doctor if Fauciola (tm) is right for you!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 01:01 PM (txdEq)

Is that the Italian bean soup?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 01:03 PM (PiwSw)

309 Pumping monkeys full of hormones, then forcing them to have sex to watch their rates of HIV transmission...

Call me old fashioned, but are researchers all this twisted and perverse? It seems the range of study goes from masochist sadist, with little actual research happening.

Posted by: red speck at January 10, 2022 01:03 PM (gS3OW)

310 295 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

Imagine being the poor moonbat who is against ALL animal testing who now has to defend Saint Fauci on behalf of the TG designated victim class....

at the end of the day they are a psychological mess if they strive for internal consistency at all...which they don't thus "2+2 is five, unless it is four comrade!"

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 01:03 PM (Lzpvj)

311 I remember the Army showing me a video about AIDS in 86 or 87. They were interviewing this guy in the Army hospital and he said that he had about 200 sexual partners in a year. We were like that dude is scoring what is his secret?


He joined the Navy.
Posted by: garrett


Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:03 PM (uXonU)

312 People kept saying it's not gay if you're underway.

And you can't get the wu flu if politically correct are you.

Posted by: AOC...well...last week at January 10, 2022 01:03 PM (ESjRY)

313 Ever try to get Fed employee fired?
Trump fired Comey, who richly deserved it.
Remember that sheet storm?
It went on for months...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 01:03 PM (jTmQV)

314 nothing sticks to this guy

his name is on the Protected rolls

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2022 01:03 PM (geLO8)

315 I wonder if the Fauci prayer candles are still a thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

316 >>Data from highly vaccinated countries suggests strongly that the answer is yes; vaccinated people are at higher risk of infection from Omicron.



And heart attack?
@disclosetv
NEW - Qatar: During the Al Wakra Club match against Al Rayyan the player Othman Coulibaly suffered a heart attack, per statement of the football club.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (URNdm)

317 Any MP4 sightings, BTW?

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (6Je/Q)

318 PETA has been calling for Fauci's firing since the beagle story came out.
I'm sure this will not sit well with them.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

319 309 Pumping monkeys full of hormones, then forcing them to have sex to watch their rates of HIV transmission...

Call me old fashioned, but are researchers all this twisted and perverse? It seems the range of study goes from masochist sadist, with little actual research happening.
Posted by: red speck at January 10, 2022 01:03 PM (gS3OW)

How did you guess their secret?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

320 Imagine being the poor moonbat who is against ALL animal testing who now has to defend Saint Fauci on behalf of the TG designated victim class....


If they didn't off themselves over the beagle/sand flea brouhaha...

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (uXonU)

321 They called it "Wrath of God" at first.

They weren't wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

322 Why was a bureaucrat given this level of authority?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (eGTCV)

323 299 I'm guessing that PDT rues the day that this cretin was given his bully pulpit. At least I hope that is the case.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


Fauci's been there since the 1980's. He's like Admiral Hyman Rickover. Great guy, who was the Father of the US nuclear navy, but he STAYED TOO LONG!
Fauci was never a great guy, he he should have been retired long ago.
They're all afraid to retire that SOB.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.



Fauci is the norm when it comes to career FedGov. I've seen 'Fauci' in the military, State Dept, DoD. He's the template. Also, unfireable and knows it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (sAmhv)

324 285 268 254 Anal sex is just obviously nasty, but people do weird stuff all the time.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 12:56 PM (6Je/Q)
=================

Get an octopus like a normal person. Sheesh!

Posted by: Kurt "Eichenwald" at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (9UqNr)

325 Call me old fashioned, but are researchers all this twisted and perverse? It seems the range of study goes from masochist sadist, with little actual research happening.

During this study I found the time period for my emissions went from 2 hours to 5 minutes.

This will save this country a lot of lotion.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (ESjRY)

326 Must have been a bunch of confused monkeys.

Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 01:04 PM (AmoqO)

327 Imagine the Navy's video.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 10, 2022 01:05 PM (WmGrA)

328 314 nothing sticks to this guy

his name is on the Protected rolls

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2022 01:03 PM (geLO

Makes me wonder if he "visited" Pedo Island...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

329 I'm torn on animal testing. It's sort of impossible to be against it - unless you plan on never taking any medication for a kickoff.

At the same time I think the sadistic unnecessary shit that people are using to advance themselves or a sick agenda should bring the full weight of heaven and earth down on heads.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 01:05 PM (YD04R)

330 You'd think it would be easy, but Leftist Twitter is real life to these people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 01:02 PM (LvTSG)
----
Yeah, saw a Tweet earlier today screaming something about "we're all gonna die!" Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 10, 2022 01:05 PM (YIVH2)

331 I think I read somewhere Fauci will get $300 k a year when he retires

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 01:05 PM (CYnTg)

332 Makes me wonder if he "visited" Pedo Island...

Hey, I would never, ever, touch a little girl.

Well...unless she used to be a boy.

Posted by: Tony Fauci at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (ESjRY)

333 At least 5% of the population is broken beyond repair.

At the bare minimum, probably 10-25%

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

334 "Ask your doctor if Fauciola (tm) is right for you!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022
*
Is that the Italian bean soup?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022


***
It's variola (smallpox) as "enhanced" by Fauci's people. You get a horrible rash and your nose falls off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (txdEq)

335 286 I guess there's no limit to amount of money that can be thrown at stupid studies. "I am Science" had and has a good grift going. He couldn't figure out why gay men had high rates of AIDS?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 12:59 PM (k49Sx)

This feels like when a department must spend its budget before the end of the year.

Shit, we need to blow this last $200K or else we lose it next year. Any ideas?

We could always do that tranny monkey thing we were laughing about the other day.

Meh, good as anything else we've ever produced.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (KbCG3)

336 309 Pumping monkeys full of hormones, then forcing them to have sex to watch their rates of HIV transmission...

Call me old fashioned, but are researchers all this twisted and perverse?
===================
Well, there was a market....

Posted by: Tony Mengele-Fauci at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (9UqNr)

337 At least 5% of the population is broken beyond repair.

I would respectfully submit that we can multiply that percentage by a factor of five.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (Xrfse)

338 "I think I read somewhere Fauci will get $300 k a year when he retires"

Why did he settle? Guy really is dumb.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (qpX6U)

339 Fauci is the norm when it comes to career FedGov. I've seen 'Fauci' in the military, State Dept, DoD. He's the template. Also, unfireable and knows it.
-------------------
Yep. Me too. Its amazing how early they start, too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (LQjWA)

340 >>At the same time I think the sadistic unnecessary shit that people are using to advance themselves or a sick agenda should bring the full weight of heaven and earth down on heads.


Trans Monkees v Marathon Shrimp

Tough call.

Posted by: Science at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (dMkx0)

341 At least 5% of the population is broken beyond repair. How much power they get in the future of the Democratic Party is up to the Party's leadership. Do they want the undying loyalty of 5% of the nation, or to be able to fight for a larger slice of the rest?

You'd think it would be easy, but Leftist Twitter is real life to these people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


5%? That small? I'd have leaned closer to 20-25%.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (uXonU)

342 >>You'd think it would be easy, but Leftist Twitter is real life to these people.


Remember the end of the movie "Surrogates?"
Just imagine how taking down social media might free a lot of people. Not all of them -- but probably a lot of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (URNdm)

343 334 "Ask your doctor if Fauciola (tm) is right for you!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022
*
Is that the Italian bean soup?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022

***
It's variola (smallpox) as "enhanced" by Fauci's people. You get a horrible rash and your nose falls off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (txdEq)

Or your dick does...instant tranny transformation!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

344 Trans Monkees v Marathon Shrimp

Tough call.
Posted by: Science at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (dMkx0)

Murder Hornets?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (PiwSw)

345 That creepy photo of the monkey in the dress that was on the blog not long ago would have been perfect for this post.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (QU5/8)

346 "Dr. Anthony Fauci's division of the National Institutes of Health paid over $200,000 during the coronavirus pandemic for researchers to study why transgender women have high rates of HIV by injecting male monkeys with female hormones."

Yet another sign that this pandemic was bullshit. The guy in charge of it all is directing resources towards monkey trannies.

Fuck, do we really need more evidence before we deal with this guy?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (KbCG3)

347 Nie mój cyrk, nie moje malpy

Posted by: teh wind at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (fVZkX)

348 I'm torn on animal testing.

The presumption is that it is being done to generate important research data, like for example if they had done animal testing on the clot shot.

In theory it wouldn't be hard to fix this, but it would require firing a bunch of bureaucrats and getting congress to engage in oversight.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (ESjRY)

349 How would you have liked to be the researcher that had to doll up the test monkey in makeup and a wig?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (yrol0)

350 Wasn't it Sam Kinnison that said AIDS entered the human population because some guy decided to have sex with a monkey?

I think it was either him or Andrew Dice Clay.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
I remember the Army showing me a video about AIDS in 86 or 87. They were interviewing this guy in the Army hospital and he said that he had about 200 sexual partners in a year. We were like that dude is scoring what is his secret? It took us a while to figure out that they were all dudes.
Posted by: blaster

My understanding is that gay men were/are so promiscuous, that they were always getting STD's, and were constantly on antibiotics to control them. Their immune systems were, well SHOT, and they easily got sick.
AIDS/HIV is a kind of retrovirus, which scientists never understood until it showed up. There are actually a few more auto-immune, retro-viruses out there, but normal, healthy people usually don't get them. When you get older and your immune system gets compromised, you are more vulnerable to them.
There is a hypothesis that some forms of arthritis are the result of a retro-virus.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (vcOmj)

351 >>Pumping monkeys full of hormones, then forcing them to have sex to watch their rates of HIV transmission.


How funny is that job interview from the Lab Tech perspective?


"And you are gonna pay me for this?"

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (dMkx0)

352 Or maybe that was a cat in a dress.

I'm getting old and losing track of which animals have been in drag on the blog.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (QU5/8)

353 333 At least 5% of the population is broken beyond repair.

At the bare minimum, probably 10-25%
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

=========

I think a lot are just following the signals. Once MSNBC moves on, it will be the cresting of the preference cascade against covid on the Left, and there will be a sea change in a bunch of people all at once.

But there will be the bitter clingers, dedicated to their masks, their daily testing, and covid case numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

354
From Keep Your Government Out of My Bedroom

to

Get Your Government Into Every Corner of Everyone's Fucking Life Constantly Forever

in the blink of an eye.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (YD04R)

355 Its not so much the problem that they are doing useless and wasteful studies on critters, the problem is that while the Centers for Disease Creation are claiming that the former United States is nearing one million CoViD deaths, two years of the ability to study early treatments has resulted in them systematically shutting down safe and demonstrably effective early treatments.

So clearly the research has absolutely nothing to do with increasing public health, nothing about saving lives, nothing at all to do with bettering the lives of the citizens - its about animal torture for profit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (+LCoQ)

356 I think I read somewhere Fauci will get $300 k a year when he retires

He's clinging to his job as long as possible, so probably not going to cash in on that very long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

357 349 How would you have liked to be the researcher that had to doll up the test monkey in makeup and a wig?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (yrol0)

20 bucks, the same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

358 Sooner or later people will learn that the anus is for breathing with, like God intended, and not for sex.
----
Q: Why don't women fart?
A: They never close their mouth long enough to build up pressure

Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (WxRn0)

359 320 Imagine being the poor moonbat who is against ALL animal testing who now has to defend Saint Fauci on behalf of the TG designated victim class..

*

Same as GMO foods and cheering a genetic injection.

And supporting CEOs and huge international corporations that want to force mandatory medical procedures on school children in order to avoid financial liability from adults.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (ZuoI3)

360 How would you have liked to be the researcher that had to doll up the test monkey in makeup and a wig?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (yrol0)

Is this a trick question?!!

Posted by: Shep! at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (YD04R)

361 344 Trans Monkees v Marathon Shrimp
------------------
Jumbo Shrimp or go home.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:09 PM (LQjWA)

362 >>>PETA has been calling for Fauci's firing since the beagle story came out. I'm sure this will not sit well with them.

This is the wrong time for them. They need an R back in the WH to get on TV again. Kinda like the Occupy Wall Street folks.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2022 01:09 PM (HmZuC)

363 That creepy photo of the monkey in the dress that was on the blog not long ago would have been perfect for this post.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (QU5/


That was a cat. Unless you're talking about a different picture.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)

364 Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character." -George Bernard Shaw

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 01:09 PM (NpAcC)

365 I think a lot are just following the signals. Once MSNBC moves on, it will be the cresting of the preference cascade against covid on the Left, and there will be a sea change in a bunch of people all at once.

Even Pavlov's dogs stopped salivating after enough false alarms.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 10, 2022 01:09 PM (+LCoQ)

366 Q: Why don't women fart?
A: They never close their mouth long enough to build up pressure
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Snort.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:09 PM (LQjWA)

367 >>How would you have liked to be the researcher that had to doll up the test monkey in makeup and a wig?


Not to mention gluing the rhinestones on those tiny Crocs!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 01:09 PM (dMkx0)

368 He's clinging to his job as long as possible, so probably not going to cash in on that very long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

frankly he'll make more on cnn as a talking head vice his govt salary.
he commands a position and gets fellated by the media and a gullible (partial) public everyday. that position is power, and that is what keeps him there. that's the drug no one weans off of.
except george washington, but he was a white slave owner, so he doesn't count.

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:10 PM (qnnVO)

369 This does not sound like a job for Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 01:10 PM (PiwSw)

370 huh, so, another "sacrament" just like fetus-murder ?

o-kay then, right, uhuh.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 10, 2022 01:10 PM (9CuDT)

371 Just to add a little perspective-
$200K is chicken scratch in the NIH grant world.
"It's only a pilot study", NIH will claim.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2022 01:10 PM (/nX2P)

372 How would you have liked to be the researcher that had to doll up the test monkey in makeup and a wig?

Or cut the monkey's junk off.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 10, 2022 01:10 PM (+LCoQ)

373 Anal sex is easier to spead AIDS because you can more easily come into contact with blood.

EW.

And if you do that regularly with a large group of people you don't know...

Look at it this way, compare your odds of getting COVID if you shelter at home with your spouse, versus if you go to some Draq Queen bar and, uh, hob nob, with a bunch of trannies.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 01:10 PM (ESjRY)

374 That was a cat. Unless you're talking about a different picture.

Yeah, I realized afterward that it's actually possible that I'm such an imbecile that I don't know the difference between a monkey and a cat. I blame the Pet Thread for not being more educational.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 01:10 PM (QU5/8)

375 I went out for an afternoon flight and my plane got hit by a train!

-Stories that sound made up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 01:10 PM (F4b8f)

376 If you get hassled because of your vaxx status, just say " my body my choice". I tried it, and it shut them down.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 01:10 PM (6Je/Q)

377 Damn I am slow today.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (Ez6QX)

378 Wait until you learn that the entirety of the modern medical industry is based almost completely on abortion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (ZuoI3)

379
Fauci is the norm when it comes to career FedGov. I've seen 'Fauci' in the military, State Dept, DoD. He's the template. Also, unfireable and knows it.

------------------

When Robert Moses took over the New York Parks Department in 1934, he inherited a bunch of civil-service hacks. He couldn't fire them, so he made their lives miserable until they quit. If you lived in the Bronx, he gave you a job in Staten Island. One old biddy was kept at her desk and not allowed to go home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (/U27+)

380 Q: Why don't women fart?
A: They never close their mouth long enough to build up pressure
Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022


***
Walter: "Here comes the girl fish."
Catherine: "How do you know it's a girl fish?"
Walter: "Its mouth is open. Be quiet."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (txdEq)

381 305 just now on 'this is CNN':

Saget 'found unresponsive'.

SUV kills paraders.
Posted by: micky



Wut?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (sAmhv)

382 I'm torn on animal testing.

The presumption is that it is being done to generate important research data, like for example if they had done animal testing on the clot shot.

In theory it wouldn't be hard to fix this, but it would require firing a bunch of bureaucrats and getting congress to engage in oversight.
Posted by: 18-1


Hard to test on animals and then say with certainty that Product XX is safe for humans. It may be safe for what you tested it on, but don't say it's safe for humans.

Unless you test on them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (uXonU)

383 You'd think it would be easy, but Leftist Twitter is real life to these people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford


SOYLENT TWITTER IS PEOPLE!!!!

Wait, no it isn't. Sorry. Mostly Russian 'bots.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (vcOmj)

384 >>>At the bare minimum, probably 10-25%

Based on the latest Biden approval poll, I would out it at 35-40%. If you approve of Biden's performance, you are objectively insane.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (HmZuC)

385 Fauci Spent Taxpayer Money To Discover Why Transgender Women Had High Rates of HIV By.... Injecting Male Monkeys With Female Hormones


Little Sicilian prevert


Posted by: Sgt. Bat Guano at January 10, 2022 01:12 PM (WSVNe)

386 Hey guys, I've got an alibi!

Posted by: The Clot shot being questioned about Bob Saget's death at January 10, 2022 01:12 PM (ESjRY)

387 >>Anal sex is easier to spead AIDS because you can more easily come into contact with blood


LOVE WILL TEAR US (APART) :
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=mAAqKx4aD_g

Posted by: JOY DIVISION at January 10, 2022 01:12 PM (dMkx0)

388 384 >>>At the bare minimum, probably 10-25%

Based on the latest Biden approval poll, I would out it at 35-40%. If you approve of Biden's performance, you are objectively insane.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (HmZuC)

=========

"At the minimum, I wanted him to not be Trump. He's succeeding at that!"
-Probably some of them

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

389
This is what I recall as well.
It's a bit of hindsight to blame just Fauci for this: back in the day, you dealt with viruses by vaccination. I'm not sure how many effective antiviral drugs actually existed at that point. I think only one or two. Acyclovir....and...? But if he was following conventional wisdom, that just means he's not the rock star people like to say he is.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 10, 2022 12:53 PM (mZOHK)

No. Fauci was a murderer from jump. He pushed AZT on the public when all it did ( and he KNEW this) was kill whomever ingested it and he quashed studies that used viable therapeutics which were actually helping to treat and cure the AIDS afflicted ( sound familiar yet?) he tried to tell us that AIDS was spread through everyday, familiar contact and hetero sex when he KNEW how it was spread via blood-to-blood contact. Then, of course, there is his approval for 'studies' which were conducted on AIDS orphans in NY. Children were physically restrained and given medicines they did not want or need, resulting in their deaths.

Here it is: https://tinyurl.com/yc7hx89h

Posted by: RondinellaMamma. Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president. at January 10, 2022 01:12 PM (l0Cy4)

390 "just now on 'this is CNN': Saget 'found unresponsive'."

Maybe they're going to frame the guy who found him. Passive voice points to 'the finder' as main suspect.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (qpX6U)

391 "SUV kills paraders.
Posted by: micky"

Daily Mail had a headline yesterday, "Space Heater Kills 19". I had flashbacks to the Twonky.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumb at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (vrz2I)

392
My understanding is that gay men were/are so promiscuous, that they were always getting STD's, and were constantly on antibiotics to control them. Their immune systems were, well SHOT, and they easily got sick.

__________

Ronald Reagan and Jesse Helms to blame.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (/U27+)

393 They never close their mouth long enough to build up pressure

I can't remember the exact study but on average women talk like 200 times as much as men in a given day, and are more strongly verbally communicative. It used to be an unfortunate pattern:

-Man goes to work and has to talk to people all day, comes home and wants to rest and not talk.
-Woman is alone all day and has no one to talk to and wants to talk all night with hubby

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

394 378 Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 10, 2022 01:11 PM (ZuoI3)

"They" have decided that fetal residual tissue is "it" in the same way they "they" have decided "clot shot uber alles" or say "they" decided the US would fund gain of function despite it being tacitly outlawed here.

"They" have basically said "fuck you" to the electroate's ability to control them.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (Lzpvj)

395 It may be safe for what you tested it on, but don't say it's safe for humans.

Its another data point. I presume if you tested the clot shot on monkeys you'd see a bunch of the issues you see with them testing on humans now.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (ESjRY)

396 Which is more popular, FJB, Covid, congress or shitting your pants in front of the queen? Or shall we call it a draw?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (F4b8f)

397 oh dang off pussy sock

Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (vrz2I)

398 392
My understanding is that gay men were/are so promiscuous, that they were always getting STD's, and were constantly on antibiotics to control them. Their immune systems were, well SHOT, and they easily got sick.
__________
Ronald Reagan and Jesse Helms to blame.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (/U27+)

It was Robert Maplethrope and his paintings

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

399 Woman is alone all day and has no one to talk to


Lol

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 01:14 PM (F4b8f)

400 In Ohio, you have Nelson Ledges State Park. Also the race track where Team Newmann would race. The concession area had some caged monkeys who really liked Miller beer in the clear long necks. Of course, that came to an end because of cruelty and mumble mumble.. Also, Paul Newman would stock a local bar with Coors, unavailable at the time east of the big muddy river.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 10, 2022 01:14 PM (lz5hY)

401 Killing dogs and injecting monkeys with female hormones. Why is this POS not in prison?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 01:14 PM (XSRBF)

402 Still no scotus ruling.

Because?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (3aJzV)

403 It used to be an unfortunate pattern:

Its one reason why both men and women need spaces they share only with other men/women.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (ESjRY)

404 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

405 Hey, ace, don't miss the story that the CDC Director just came out and said that 75% of the dead from The 'Rona had 4 or more serious co-morbidities.

Something we all knew 18 months ago.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (noF52)

406 Who is this Dr. Anthony Fuc-me ?

Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

407 Biden does need (from an electoral perspective) to declare victory/surrender on/to COVID. It's pretty obviously the play to make (and furthermore supported by reality and The Science).

But high probability he'll not do it until too late (like August-October range) to get much if any credit for it since not only is a substantial fraction of his base just plain nuts and delusional on the COVID stuff but because he's a braindead chump that can't make any decisions and it'll take that long for the various factions of his handlers to fight it out amongst themselves.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (dYe5S)

408 Based on the latest Biden approval poll, I would out it at 35-40%. If you approve of Biden's performance, you are objectively insane.

Well at least some of those people are "Democrat until I die" absolutists, so they support the party no matter who it is, against the alternative. They might be a little nuts, but no more than people who are Yankees or Lions fans for life.

But there is a smaller percentage who have been broken by this covid crap and I fear most of them are very young.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

409 I think a lot are just following the signals. Once MSNBC moves on, it will be the cresting of the preference cascade against covid on the Left, and there will be a sea change in a bunch of people all at once.

Even Pavlov's dogs stopped salivating after enough false alarms.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

"Experts tell Reuters there is no evidence of mass psychosis formation in society" -
Something that showed up in Reuters today.
What experts were those? Did they work for WEF?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (vcOmj)

410 Dr. Mengele just called to say "dial it back a bit, guys."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (rF64X)

411 I am just a monkey man,
I'm glad you are a monkey trans-woman, too...

Posted by: mick and keef at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (snngm)

412 402 Still no scotus ruling.

Because?
Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (3aJzV)

Roberts hasn't got the Call yet.

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (6Je/Q)

413 "Ronald Reagan and Jesse Helms to blame.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (/U27+)

It was Robert Maplethrope and his paintings"

Nah, it was that orange juice lady.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (qpX6U)

414 But were the monkeys wearing masks?

Posted by: Karen at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (jYQlA)

415 Canada's Trudeau tries to shake Brazil's Bolsonaro's hand. Bolsonaro says "Fuck you soiboi."*

https://bit.ly/3HVlqrB

*He didn't actually say that, but he turned his back, shook someone else's hand, and pretended Trudeau wasn't there.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (YYlyE)

416 He's a rhinestone crock boy

Posted by: Sgt. Bat Guano at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (WSVNe)

417 Woman is alone all day and has no one to talk to

The Paulo he does not drop by for...how you say...ah yes chit chat. So the Mr Goldberg and the Mr French will still have to talk to their wives.

Posted by: The Paulo at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (ESjRY)

418 392
My understanding is that gay men were/are so promiscuous, that they were always getting STD's, and were constantly on antibiotics to control them. Their immune systems were, well SHOT, and they easily got sick.
__________
Ronald Reagan and Jesse Helms to blame.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (/U27

yeah i mentioned this last time this came up. the gheys didn't want to close the bathhouses in san fran and other places. they had a good idea aids was spread via buttsex and it was called "gay cancer" when it first appeared...as it was in the gheys. there was a flight attendant french canadian dude who they were sure was or was associated with patient zero. he was told he was positive and said "sacre bleu" and continued his ass banditry until the gay cancer got him. and all his victims.

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (qnnVO)

419 Ronald Reagan and Jesse Helms to blame.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 01:13 PM (/U27+)

AIDS research has stolen about $100M to over $1 Billion per year in cancer research. My guess is about a $ 500 billion to date.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (yrol0)

420 407 But high probability he'll not do it until too late (like August-October range) to get much if any credit for it since not only is a substantial fraction of his base just plain nuts and delusional on the COVID stuff but because he's a braindead chump that can't make any decisions and it'll take that long for the various factions of his handlers to fight it out amongst themselves.
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (dYe5S)

===========

Declaring victory last summer would have been ideal.

"The vaccines worked! Biden's handling of the matter worked! Biden's great! Now we can move to rebuild through BBB!"

His own side sabotaged it.

It's all just political comedy after that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

421 It was Robert Maplethrope and his paintings
----------------------
Dude, I doing Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights jigsaw puzzle and pretty much one out three souls in Hell have something stuck up theiry ass.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (LQjWA)

422 Based on the latest Biden approval poll, I would out it at 35-40%. If you approve of Biden's performance, you are objectively insane.
---
I'd say it's the "strongly approved" that are permanent broken Covids.
The rest are "approve of the necessary evil." Like, "give monkeys aids, force other monkeys to have sex with them" evil.
Here, well, they gave us Biden and America is the other monkeys ....

Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (WxRn0)

423 Still no scotus ruling.

Because?


I imagine there's some furious deal-making, threatening, and cajoling going on.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 01:17 PM (YYlyE)

424 Best part is Fauci going to gay bath houses to study the transmission of HIV.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 01:17 PM (WSVNe)

425 I'm torn on animal testing.

I'm also torn. I feel like they'd mostly get Ds and Fs, and that testing would ultimately hurt their self-esteem.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 01:17 PM (QU5/8)

426 "They might be a little nuts, but no more than people who are Yankees or Lions fans for life."

Well doing that won't destroy your own country. If you are a hardcore Dem you are nuts.

Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 01:17 PM (vrz2I)

427 >>Anal sex is easier to spead AIDS because you can more easily come into contact with blood


LOVE WILL TEAR US (APART) :
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=mAAqKx4aD_g

Posted by: JOY DIVISION at January 10, 2022 01:12 PM


Strange Love

Posted by: Depeche Mode at January 10, 2022 01:18 PM (pRoEc)

428 >> Still no scotus ruling


And 750 million more Americans will get Covid, today.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 01:18 PM (dMkx0)

429 405 Hey, ace, don't miss the story that the CDC Director just came out and said that 75% of the dead from The 'Rona had 4 or more serious co-morbidities.

Something we all knew 18 months ago.

Building up a cover for Joe with the covid deaths under his "administration"

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:18 PM (TdaKq)

430
I imagine there's some furious deal-making, threatening, and cajoling going on.


Roberts is getting to see the pictures of his Epstein Island get away again.

I wonder what price for ACB and Kavanugh?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 01:18 PM (ESjRY)

431 404 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

...

You're going to create some sort of internet paradox one of these days.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 01:18 PM (z9npv)

432 >>Nah, it was that orange juice lady.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor



that is one obscure reference!

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2022 01:18 PM (geLO8)

433 >>I'm torn on animal testing.


You don't know the half of it.

Posted by: Trans Research Monkey at January 10, 2022 01:18 PM (dMkx0)

434 "Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights jigsaw puzzle"

oooh. I want.

Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 01:19 PM (vrz2I)

435 Canada's Trudeau tries to shake Brazil's Bolsonaro's hand. Bolsonaro says "Fuck you soiboi."*

https://bit.ly/3HVlqrB

*He didn't actually say that, but he turned his back, shook someone else's hand, and pretended Trudeau wasn't there.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10

I'd relish the opportunity to refuse to shake Trudeau's hand.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 01:19 PM (eGTCV)

436 432 >>Nah, it was that orange juice lady.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor
--------------------
that is one obscure reference!
--------------
Yep.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:19 PM (LQjWA)

437 387: Never got into Joy Division but "Love Will Tear Us Apart" was a GREAT tune!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (sAmhv)

438 By the way, if you can find videos of his stand up, Bob Saget is hilarious

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

439 And 750 million more Americans will get Covid, today.
Posted by: garrett


I know, I read that on Twitter, too!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (vcOmj)

440 436 432 >>Nah, it was that orange juice lady.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor
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that is one obscure reference!
--------------
Yep.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:19 PM (LQjWA)

Anita Bryant ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (TdaKq)

441 > there was a flight attendant french canadian dude who they were sure was or was associated with patient zero.

Dude used to go to gay bathouses, strip down, and lay down on a bench, naked, with his asshole free for anyone to fuck.

I'm told this is totally normal and beautiful.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (YYlyE)

442 Biden left town on the 6th. Got back today and has ZERO events scheduled.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (yrol0)

443 >> Never got into Joy Division but "Love Will Tear Us Apart" was a GREAT tune!


They were out in front of it. Great band.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (dMkx0)

444 By the way, if you can find videos of his stand up, Bob Saget is hilarious
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at


Well, he was no Norm MacDonald.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 10, 2022 01:21 PM (vcOmj)

445 Dude used to go to gay bathouses, strip down, and lay down on a bench, naked, with his asshole free for anyone to fuck.

I'm told this is totally normal and beautiful.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (YYlyE)

He could have gotten 25 bucks downtown!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 01:21 PM (yrol0)

446 Coming soon: Fauci injected kittens with lymph of dead hormonized monkeys, and blood of dead sandflea beagles.

When asked about this research, Dr. Fauci replied "Didn't want it to go to waste."

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at January 10, 2022 01:21 PM (qpX6U)

447 Nah, it was that orange juice lady.
Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor

that is one obscure reference!
Posted by: DB


Took a second to remember Anita Bryant.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:21 PM (uXonU)

448 that is one obscure reference!

I dunno as Anita Bryant is all that obscure

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

449 Still no scotus ruling.

Because?

I imagine there's some furious deal-making, threatening, and cajoling going on.

The courier with Roberts' goat photos is halfway to the NYT as we speak.

Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2022 01:22 PM (kOpft)

450 Still no scotus ruling


====

*checks crystal ball

5 to 4 decision!


Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 01:22 PM (XVgpK)

451 If I install this "transgender carburetor", which previously identified as a carrot - in this jeep, can I start it right up and drive it to Albuquerque?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at January 10, 2022 01:22 PM (8LlYR)

452 >>Dude used to go to gay bathouses, strip down, and lay down on a bench, naked, with his asshole free for anyone to fuck.


"You believe that son of a bitch is lucky at cards, too?"

Posted by: Punchlines at January 10, 2022 01:22 PM (dMkx0)

453 Anita Bryant ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:22 PM (uXonU)

454 Love Will Tear Us Apart" was a GREAT tune!
...

Is it not the song of sphincter injury?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (3aJzV)

455 The presumption is that it is being done to generate important research data, like for example if they had done animal testing on the clot shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 01:07 PM (ESjRY)


They did a bunch of animal testing while trying to create a coronavirus vaccine. All the animals died. So they changed the protein targeted by the vaccine to the spike protein, assumed that fixed the pesky dying problem, and further avoided the pesky dying problem by skipping animal testing for the new formula and went straight to the shortest possible testing window on humans.

Voila! Hardly any humans died in the two-month study. Success! (Actually, I'm not aware of any deaths during the study. Definitely deaths as soon as they started injecting the general public.)

Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (6RgRK)

456 438 By the way, if you can find videos of his stand up, Bob Saget is hilarious
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

Sharp, fast, dry, ribald -- the type that is fading out.

His appearance on Norm's podcast was a delight.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (H8QX8)

457 Dems Pushing for Voter Reform to "Rig An Election" Says McCarthy.

You just can't get anything past this ass eater can you?

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (GYllL)

458 451, okay, that one made me laugh !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (9CuDT)

459 Anita Bryant ?
-----------------
Bingo. Wasn't she married to Bing Crosby as opposed to David Crosby?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (LQjWA)

460 Then, of course, there is his approval for 'studies' which were conducted on AIDS orphans in NY. Children were physically restrained and given medicines they did not want or need, resulting in their deaths.

Here it is: https://tinyurl.com/yc7hx89h

...

He's evil.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (z9npv)

461 "Anita Bryant ?"

I was thinking of her twin sister, Uneeda.

Posted by: Take Lithiated gp For Vigor at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (qpX6U)

462 there was a flight attendant french canadian dude who they were sure was or was associated with patient zero.

Dude used to go to gay bathouses, strip down, and lay down on a bench, naked, with his asshole free for anyone to fuck.

I'm told this is totally normal and beautiful.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (YYlyE)
--------------------
Gaetam Dugas, aka "Patient Zero." He claimed to have had "sex" with 5000 guys (!) over a three-year period.

Investigators intended to track down "partners" of HIV patients - as they used to for other STDs - but gave up when they realized the Dugas had never SEEN most of his partners, much less knew their names.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2022 01:24 PM (fSRlj)

463 cORpoRatIOns R OuR FriENds!!!

Ikea has announced it is cutting sick pay for the unvaxxed. I think the correct response to this by the GOP is a substantial tax cut for Ikea upper management.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 01:24 PM (OalnH)

464 Apparently I'm quite safe around Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 10, 2022 01:24 PM (Ox1Xf)

465 457 Dems Pushing for Voter Reform to "Rig An Election" Says McCarthy.

You just can't get anything past this ass eater can you?
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (GYllL)

===========

"The Conservative Case for building a time machine and helping Democrats rig elections forever a couple of years back."
-Andy McCarthy in 2.5 years after Trump accepts the Republican nomination for president

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

466 Surprising how many of our " elites" are evil....

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 01:24 PM (CYnTg)

467 "Dems Pushing for Voter Reform to "Rig An Election" Says McCarthy."

____

WAAAAAAAAAIT a second. Isn't think the same guy who swears Biden won legitimately?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 01:25 PM (OalnH)

468 454 Love Will Tear Us Apart" was a GREAT tune!
...

Is it not the song of sphincter injury?
---------------------
I thought it was Love Will Keep Us Together. A real possibility with dry anal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:25 PM (LQjWA)

469 456 438 By the way, if you can find videos of his stand up, Bob Saget is hilarious
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

Sharp, fast, dry, ribald -- the type that is fading out.

His appearance on Norm's podcast was a delight.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 10, 2022 01:23 PM (H8QX

i believe bob sagat achieved comedian legendary status with his version of the forbidden joke "the aristocrats."

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:25 PM (qnnVO)

470

The California Department of Public Health temporarily revised its guidelines to allow healthcare workers who test positive for COVID-19 and are asymptomatic to return to work immediately without isolation or testing.

Effective Jan. 8 through Feb. 1, the return-to-work criteria was updated because of "critical staffing shortages currently being experienced across the healthcare continuum because of the rise in the omicron variant," according to the state health department.

The California Nurses Association/National Nurses United condemned the decision and demands that it be rescinded, according to a Jan. 8 news release.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2022 01:25 PM (63Dwl)

471 I imagine there's some furious deal-making, threatening, and cajoling going on.

The courier with Roberts' goat photos is halfway to the NYT as we speak.
Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2022 01:22 PM (kOpft)

Anti-climax. They will not dispatch the ban. They can't. It would be way too much of a rebuke to the establishment. Barrett will betray us again.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 10, 2022 01:25 PM (H8QX8)

472 >>418 yeah i mentioned this last time this came up. the gheys didn't want to close the bathhouses in san fran and other places. they had a good idea aids was spread via buttsex and it was called "gay cancer" when it first appeared...as it was in the gheys.

It was originally call GRIDS (Gay-Related Immune Deficiency Syndrome) until the Gaystapo used Fauci to pervert (SWIDT) the science.

Posted by: goozer at January 10, 2022 01:25 PM (PtK0Q)

473 Ikea has announced it is cutting sick pay for the unvaxxed. I think the correct response to this by the GOP is a substantial tax cut for Ikea upper management.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss

Didn't Mr. Ikea build shelves for the Nazis?

Posted by: Miklos thinks he did at January 10, 2022 01:26 PM (QzkSJ)

474 To the "if it saves just one life" crowd I like to ask...

"Is a fetus alive?"

Trips them up until the next hard reboot.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 01:26 PM (T7lg8)

475 466 Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 01:24 PM (CYnTg)

Faultless Fauci was quoted in 2012 basically blowing off pandemic concerns as a risk to GoF research....

if there was divine justice his tongue would fall off.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 01:26 PM (Lzpvj)

476 Everything Joy Division was awesome.
FIGHT ME!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 01:26 PM (OalnH)

477 Gaetam Dugas, aka "Patient Zero." He claimed to have had "sex" with 5000 guys (!) over a three-year period.
..


We haven't named an aircraft carrier after him?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at January 10, 2022 01:26 PM (3aJzV)

478 >>We haven't named an aircraft carrier after him?


Haha - awesome.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 01:27 PM (dMkx0)

479 Gaetam Dugas, aka "Patient Zero." He claimed to have had "sex" with 5000 guys (!) over a three-year period.

Investigators intended to track down "partners" of HIV patients - as they used to for other STDs - but gave up when they realized the Dugas had never SEEN most of his partners, much less knew their names.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2022 01:24 PM (fSRlj)

that's the one. i believe the hbo doc "and the band played on" and book it was based on covered that. that dude's attitude was, apparently, "well if i have it, you do too. or you will."

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:27 PM (qnnVO)

480 WTF is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Ham, Hero, Space Monkey at January 10, 2022 01:27 PM (4I/2K)

481 477 Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at January 10, 2022 01:26 PM (3aJzV)

Canada did...

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 01:27 PM (Lzpvj)

482 1st infantry division > Joy Division

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 01:27 PM (ESjRY)

483 WAAAAAAAAAIT a second. Isn't think the same guy who swears Biden won legitimately?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 01:25 PM (OalnH)

Something something tongue and forks

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 01:28 PM (T7lg8)

484 479 Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:27 PM (qnnVO)

"Roses are red, violets are blue I've HIV and now so do you...."

//A Very Dugas Xmas

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 01:28 PM (Lzpvj)

485 First it was AIDS and now its RAIDS

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at January 10, 2022 01:28 PM (P4Pk9)

486 Children were physically restrained and given medicines they did not want or need, resulting in their deaths.

...

They did this to kids because the medicine was so bad no one would take it of their own free will. So they restrained these kids and tortured them to death with it.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 01:28 PM (z9npv)

487 Didn't Mr. Ikea build shelves for the Nazis?
-----------------
If the NAZI tanks hadn't have used those allen wrench screws they would have won the war. Do you know how hard it is to fix a Tiger Tank in Russia in the winter with a fucking allen wrench!

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:28 PM (LQjWA)

488 Let's just say that there are a whole bunch of people who went around the bend in these past couple of years.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2022 01:28 PM (Xrfse)

489 American Airlines apologizes about pilot with " Let's Go Brandon" sticker

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 01:29 PM (CYnTg)

490 Dems Pushing for Voter Reform to "Rig An Election" Says McCarthy.

Rig *Another*, asshat.

Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2022 01:29 PM (kOpft)

491 Well $200K+ in government monies would cover Vitamin D-3 for a bit less than 2 years for about 100K people, using today's "price" for 5000 I.U. D3 at Amazon.

Another way to look at it--apparently our vaunted gov't SSA keeps stats on the number of transgenders--SINCE 1936 a bit over 135K, of whom 65% were males "transitioning" to female.

Another candidate for the annual lists of LUDICROUS UNJUSTIFIED government grants.

But if we dug deeper, we could likely find nepotism between NIH and someone at Scripps

Posted by: groovy girl at January 10, 2022 01:29 PM (ybC9u)

492
"Roses are red, violets are blue I've HIV and now so do you...."

//A Very Dugas Xmas


A Hallmark of our civilization.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2022 01:29 PM (63Dwl)

493 Trump pulls endorsement of SD Sen. Mike Rounds after 2020 honest and fair election comments.

My question, why endorse this rancid RINO to begin with?

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 01:29 PM (GYllL)

494 Go long on Monkey Truvada.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

495 Had the odd dark amusement of informing a few guys serving on the USS John Murtha about the human garbage the ship was named after, replete with personal anecdotes.

They sorta knew he was "controversial" - which I guess is far better than we should expect in the orwellian post-American hellhole the society has become.

And they said that the various kinds of idiotic racist and other delusional "training" these days is mostly eye-rolled by the ranks, and mindlessly box-checked by the officers. Which is something I guess.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM (OTzUX)

496 >>>Children were physically restrained and given medicines they did not want or need, resulting in their deaths.

-----
Well, if it saves just one life...

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM (VJsqe)

497 I thought we have to wait until June when all the flights out of the country are booked for the "important" SCROTUS tablet pronouncements.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM (T7lg8)

498 AIDS research has stolen about $100M to over $1 Billion per year in cancer research. My guess is about a $ 500 billion to date.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 01:16 PM (yrol0)
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Yep, and that's infuriating. The degenerates hijacked a lot of the public health agenda just to continue their degenerate behavior.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM (PNB8i)

499 >>Go long on Monkey Truvada.


Way ahead of you, buddy.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM (dMkx0)

500 My fav Joy Division song is Love Vigilantes. Song about a solider coming home from WW2.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 01:31 PM (OalnH)

501 Children were physically restrained and given medicines they did not want or need, resulting in their deaths.
----------------

It was for the children!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2022 01:31 PM (PNB8i)

502 By the way, if you can find videos of his stand up, Bob Saget is hilarious
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at

Well, he was no Norm MacDonald.
---
I like the fact that Norm's roast of his friend was not filmed in front of an audience.
No one was laughing when Norm is up there laying down those terrible jokes. Well, except for Norm, as usual

Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022 01:31 PM (WxRn0)

503 Dr. Katherine Roe, a neuroscientist with PETA, says the study is "yet another pointless, wasteful monkey torture experiment."

So Dr. Katherine Roe considers injecting female hormones to be "torture"? Does the rest of PETA know she's a transphobe?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 10, 2022 01:31 PM (naEeR)

504 496 >>>Children were physically restrained and given medicines they did not want or need, resulting in their deaths.

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Well, if it saves just one life...
Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM


Nicely done.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2022 01:31 PM (pRoEc)

505 Makes one wonder what faucci has been injecting into his arms. He has to be high on something.

Posted by: Bama Bubba at January 10, 2022 01:32 PM (n870W)

506 Had the odd dark amusement of informing a few guys serving on the USS John Murtha about the human garbage the ship was named after, replete with personal anecdotes.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM (OTzUX)
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Now do the USS Harvey Milk. A communist and predatory pederast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2022 01:32 PM (PNB8i)

507 "496 >>>Children were physically restrained and given medicines they did not want or need, resulting in their deaths.

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Well, if it saves just one life...

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM (VJsqe) "

*golf clap*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (9CuDT)

508 Hold up. We have a strategic monkey reserve island in South Carolina?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (GbPPJ)

509 I don't think naval ships should be named after politicians

so few deserve the honor

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (geLO8)

510 So Dr. Katherine Roe considers injecting female hormones to be "torture"? Does the rest of PETA know she's a transphobe?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 10, 2022 01:31 PM


The torture was getting the normal monkeys to nail the tranny monkeys. It was like the monkey Crying Game.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (pRoEc)

511 Fauchi really gets off on animal torture.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (c1V25)

512 I have a protege this semester, so I'm being required to listen to stupid generational descriptions. I really hate this stuff.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 01:34 PM (8548M)

513 485 First it was AIDS and now its RAIDS
Posted by: MAC SOG''''



Rally RAIDS are pretty cool. Dakar is going on right now. Second week.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 01:34 PM (sAmhv)

514 Something really tickles my funny bone when I think about this round of R assholes being denied an obvious majority and all the concomitant sine cures due to the next fake election.

"But you said you were only gonna fake nasty Trump out of office and as long as I went along with it, I'd be fine!"

"I lied."

It moved.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 01:34 PM (T7lg8)

515 Hold up. We have a strategic monkey reserve island in South Carolina?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM


I'd have thought D.C., myself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2022 01:34 PM (pRoEc)

516 Don't know where the USS Milk is based. Murtha is here. There was another time the Murtha weapons detachment was doing qualifying at the range, saw the ship's name on an officer's uniform or a ballcap, just held my tongue.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2022 01:34 PM (OTzUX)

517 509 I don't think naval ships should be named after politicians

so few deserve the honor
Posted by: DB at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (geLO

+++

You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 01:34 PM (OalnH)

518 THERE IT IS: CDC Boss Says 75% of COVID Deaths Occurred in People with Four Comorbidities

https://bit.ly/3tcCHZ2
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 12:46 PM (uXonU)


Seeing that I trust these assholes like I trust a fart past 50, there must be a reason they're signaling that the COVID game is up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (4fSQf)

They realize that their election steal is not sustainable for them, and the people most freaked about 'rona and likely to stay home and avoid in-person voting are their constituents?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 10, 2022 01:35 PM (SH2Zi)

519 i listened to joe rogan interview dr. robert malone. holy shit guys if you haven't, you need to listen to it.

malone says he knows tony fauci and has so for 30 years. he never said a word about him during the interview other than to say he worked with other docs to destroy malone's effort to use existing drugs for covid treatment options.
have you guys heard or ready anything by malone on fauci specifically? malone's tone was...how shall we say, tepid, regarding fauci.

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:35 PM (qnnVO)

520 Hold up. We have a strategic monkey reserve island in South Carolina?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (GbPPJ)

...

I feel like I've seen this movie before.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 01:35 PM (z9npv)

521
Seeing that I trust these assholes like I trust a fart past 50, there must be a reason they're signaling that the COVID game is up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 12:48 PM (4fSQf)

Biden saved Us !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:35 PM (TdaKq)

522 "After hearing news of his death, people started showing up at the home portrayed on television as the house where Bob Saget's hit TV show, Full House, was set."


This is why our country is dying and has been overrun by evil autocrats. There are a lot of simple people in America. Simple, idolatrous, zombies made by TV.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 10, 2022 01:35 PM (sI15f)

523 515 Hold up. We have a strategic monkey reserve island in South Carolina?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM

Two words: Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 01:35 PM (PiwSw)

524 Another way to look at it--apparently our vaunted gov't SSA keeps stats on the number of transgenders--SINCE 1936 a bit over 135K, of whom 65% were males "transitioning" to female.

Another candidate for the annual lists of LUDICROUS UNJUSTIFIED government grants.

But if we dug deeper, we could likely find nepotism between NIH and someone at Scripps

Posted by: groovy girl at January 10, 2022 01:29 PM (ybC9u)
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Nepotism ... or worse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2022 01:36 PM (SQSVN)

525 So Pfizer is said to have a new vaccine coming out for the Omnicron variant?

Couldn't help but remind of the 2009 Star Trek movie when Dr McCoy gets Kirk sick by giving him various medications. One shot fixed a problem but caused another. Over and over.

Someone more creative than I should meme that with Fauci.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2022 01:36 PM (N39Ws)

526 You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.
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An exercise machine?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:36 PM (LQjWA)

527 he's a faucist

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2022 01:36 PM (geLO8)

528 I would actually like to know if hormone treatment wrecked immune systems.

Posted by: Synova at January 10, 2022 01:36 PM (BD/yx)

529 At least there is no monkey gap with China...

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 01:36 PM (CYnTg)

530 This is why our country is dying and has been overrun by evil autocrats. There are a lot of simple people in America. Simple, idolatrous, zombies made by TV.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 10, 2022 01:35 PM (sI15f)

idiocracy in full effect.
hell, i'd welcome a president herbert mountain dew camacho at this stage. at least i'd laugh watching it all burn down.

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (qnnVO)

531 Well a monkey injection is better than torturing Beagles with sand flies.

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (eOIrM)

532 You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.
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An exercise machine?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:36 PM (LQjWA)

...

A Hedge Fund?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (z9npv)

533 >>Seeing that I trust these assholes like I trust a fart past 50, there must be a reason they're signaling that the COVID game is up.


it's an election year

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (geLO8)

534 Well, if they'd quit flinging their poo around maybe they'd have less AIDS.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

535 The torture was getting the normal monkeys to nail the tranny monkeys.

--

I can relate to this problem.

Posted by: I am Jazz at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (sVtYq)

536 You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.
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Hopefully a disease.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (T7lg8)

537 You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 01:34 PM (OalnH)

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The U.S.S. Pederast.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (5RyM3)

538 This guy sure likes torturing animals for no apparent reason. He loves the frankenstein (frankenstine!) experiments, kinda like that German guy Mengele.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2022 01:38 PM (coYBh)

539 533 >>Seeing that I trust these assholes like I trust a fart past 50, there must be a reason they're signaling that the COVID game is up.


it's an election year
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Somebodies are worried about their investment in commercial real estate? (Own Goal).

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:38 PM (LQjWA)

540 "528 I would actually like to know if hormone treatment wrecked immune systems.

Posted by: Synova at January 10, 2022 01:36 PM (BD/yx) "


well, yeah ... if only there were some reason to trust the data of any recent research.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 10, 2022 01:38 PM (9CuDT)

541 Just got a call from my Doctors office telling me my Wednesday appt. is now a phone appt. because of omicron.. WTF good is a telephone appt. with a cardiologist ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:38 PM (TdaKq)

542 The Jab: It's Got Electrolytes

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (T7lg8)

543 496 >>>Children were physically restrained and given medicines they did not want or need, resulting in their deaths.

-----
Well, if it saves just one life...
Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 01:30 PM (VJsqe)



They died alone and scared and very very sick.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (sI15f)

544 So Pfizer is said to have a new vaccine coming out for the Omnicron variant?


So they have had enough time to develop a safe vaccine in the last two months. Yeah. Right.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (uXonU)

545 Hold up. We have a strategic monkey reserve island in South Carolina?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (GbPPJ)


Kill all humans! - Dr. Zaius

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (gmo/4)

546 Seeing that I trust these assholes like I trust a fart past 50, there must be a reason they're signaling that the COVID game is up.
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The polling results are back in. Covid gotta go, obviously.

The problem is that they've ginned up so much hysteria among health-obsessed neurotics, and now they don't know how to rein it in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (SQSVN)

547 536 You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.
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Hopefully a disease.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (T7lg

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The Dirty Harry Variant.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (5RyM3)

548 528 I would actually like to know if hormone treatment wrecked immune systems.
Posted by: Synova at January 10, 2022 01:36 PM (BD/yx)

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I wish. I've had both shots and been boosted. Still, my immune system is slowly killing me off - has been for years. Now it's looking like additional biopsies in May. If I could wreck my immune system (apart from taking prednisone - yuck!) I would.

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (VJsqe)

549 >Hold up. We have a strategic monkey reserve island in South Carolina?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (GbPPJ)

Thousands of barrels.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (44ww/)

550 A Little Stab'll Do Ya

Posted by: DB at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (geLO8)

551 535 The torture was getting the normal monkeys to nail the tranny monkeys.

--

I can relate to this problem.
Posted by: I am Jazz at January 10, 2022 01:37 PM (sVtYq

Flipping through channels I saw Jazz... He certainly blimped up

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (TdaKq)

552 By the way, for those who were wondering, Drudge said on Twitter that he's still running the Drudge Report and has not missed a day in 25 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

553 541 Just got a call from my Doctors office telling me my Wednesday appt. is now a phone appt. because of omicron.. WTF good is a telephone appt. with a cardiologist ?
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They can ask you how you're feeling and write prescriptions. That's what mine did to me last year.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (LQjWA)

554 520 Hold up. We have a strategic monkey reserve island in South Carolina?
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 10, 2022 01:33 PM (GbPPJ)

...

I feel like I've seen this movie before.
Posted by: TexasDan



That movie was lies!!

Posted by: Dr. Moreau at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (sAmhv)

555 There's a bunch of conspiracy theories about that monkey island.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (Y5qcH)

556 They died alone and scared and very very sick.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (sI15f)

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Absolutely. I was not serious.

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (VJsqe)

557 So Pfizer is said to have a new vaccine coming out for the Omnicron variant?

--

So now we need a freaking "vaccine" for what is essentially a bad cold? And I say that having just recovered from it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (sVtYq)

558 Next we're going to study the effects of smoke inhalation on rabbits by burning them alive on an enormous pile of money.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (hBIFh)

559 I'd like to see Fauci thrown in to a gorilla cage at any zoo. I would pay good money to see the hilarity that would ensue.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (oiNtH)

560 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (arJlL)

561 552 By the way, for those who were wondering, Drudge said on Twitter that he's still running the Drudge Report and has not missed a day in 25 years.
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Who actually reads Drudge? Cereally.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (LQjWA)

562 Does Fauci continue to frequent gay bath houses?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (WSVNe)

563 Didn't Mr. Ikea build shelves for the Nazis?

Posted by: Miklos thinks he did at January 10, 2022 01:26 PM (QzkSJ)

We both made shelves for the Nazis, but mine worked dammit!

Posted by: Monty Burns at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (uhPTO)

564 552 By the way, for those who were wondering, Drudge said on Twitter that he's still running the Drudge Report and has not missed a day in 25 years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

I've missed everyday since 2015 or 2016.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (Y5qcH)

565
As we anticipated, the bull dyke judge dumped Lila at today's show after our girl went BIS and RBIS the two previous days. She's now on our Do Not Show list.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (/U27+)

566 Remember: "transgender" or "trans" should be replaced with "fake", and "cisgender" or "cis" should be replaced with "real". "Transgender women" or "transwomen" = "fake women". "Cisgender women" or "ciswomen" = "real women".

This type of article became much less confusing once I memorized that rule of thumb.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (bW8dp)

567 526 You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.
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An exercise machine?
Posted by: Puddin Head



Bathhouse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (sAmhv)

568 2 fauci needs to go.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2022 12:30 PM (bVYXr)

To Jail. For lying to Congress. Conspiracy to bypass Federal Law. Treason for teaching a Communist Chinese Scientist how to do genetic manipulations. Funding an enemy nations Bio Weapons Program. Fraud. Animal Cruelty.

And he is directly complicit in the Deaths of Hundreds of thousands worldwide, by funding the Gain of Function research.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (oHd/0)

569 WTF good is a telephone appt. with a cardiologist ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:38 PM (TdaKq)


If the cardiologist is doing things like monitoring heart rate, adjusting pacemaker performance, etc., remote stuff is actually pretty common.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 10, 2022 01:42 PM (ZSK0i)

570
Oh fercrissakes.

With COVID, well, we all know the maniacal shit this weirdo did with that.

And then there was the "beagles in boxes of flesh eating bugs" experiment. Don't recall what that was about, and don't care to.

Years ago, there was the time he cured AIDS by perving out in SF bath houses. Now he's re-curing AIDS by... making tranny monkeys in a lab.

Just when the hell are we, as a society, going to admit this guy is a mad scientist and lock him up in an oubliette somewhere in central Alaska?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2022 01:42 PM (hQ23g)

571 Harry Reid memorial exercise bands?

Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 01:42 PM (icI8A)

572 Does this injection make my butt look big?

Posted by: transgender monkey at January 10, 2022 01:42 PM (coYBh)

573 > Who actually reads Drudge? Cereally.

I remember when that site was indispensable, but I don't think I've been there in years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2022 01:42 PM (bW8dp)

574 571 Harry Reid memorial exercise bands?
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 01:42 PM (icI8A)


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Oh Snap!

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 01:42 PM (VJsqe)

575 Just when the hell are we, as a society, going to admit this guy is a mad scientist and lock him up in an oubliette somewhere in central Alaska?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2022 01:42 PM (hQ23g)

ah, excuse me. the doctor is the science. know your place, serf.

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:43 PM (qnnVO)

576 > You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.

Nude Greco-Roman wrestling venue.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2022 01:43 PM (bW8dp)

577 "541 Just got a call from my Doctors office telling me my Wednesday appt. is now a phone appt. because of omicron.. WTF good is a telephone appt. with a cardiologist ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:38 PM (TdaKq) "

dunno, I just recently acquired a cardiologist (long story, TMI) and we have never done anything but talk. minions (excellent, quite competent) did all the actual work.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 10, 2022 01:43 PM (9CuDT)

578 544 So Pfizer is said to have a new vaccine coming out for the Omnicron variant?

So they have had enough time to develop a safe vaccine in the last two months. Yeah. Right.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 01:39 PM (uXonU)

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Science comes at you fast! Meanwhile, many promising cancer and other disease treatment drugs and therapies are being held up for years in repetitive FDA clinical trials (because they're threats to the Big Pharma existing expensive drugs from which the FDA also -- in a major conflict of interest -- profits).

Everything. Is. Broken. ... and Corrupt, but mostly Corrupt.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 01:43 PM (5RyM3)

579 Any news on Oregon Muse ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:43 PM (TdaKq)

580 > Just when the hell are we, as a society, going to admit this guy is a mad scientist and lock him up in an oubliette somewhere in central Alaska?

Err... we don't want him here. Thanks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (bW8dp)

581 The Harry Reid Memorial Rest Stop

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (QU5/8)

582 I'd like to see Fauci thrown in to a gorilla cage at any zoo. I would pay good money to see the hilarity that would ensue.
Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (oiNtH)

He might find true love.

Posted by: Clarence Beeks at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (4I/2K)

583 was harry reid actually in the navy?

Posted by: Jack Burton, dealing with covid yet again at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (qnnVO)

584 By the way, for those who were wondering, Drudge said on Twitter that he's still running the Drudge Report and has not missed a day in 25 years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

It hasn't been updated format wise in that amount of time.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (EpDzw)

585 Related:

https://tinyurl.com/yckp26p2

"Over 40% of NYC's COVID-infected hospital patients admitted for other reasons"

They didn't even know they had it, and weren't there for it. They just went to the hospital, were tested and are counted in the stats, increasing misinformation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

586 Everything. Is. Broken. ... and Corrupt, but mostly Corrupt.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 01:43 PM (5RyM3)

A disease cured is a customer lost.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (PiwSw)

587 >>>You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.

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There's already a song about him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSMVflSBKx8

Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (VJsqe)

588 412 402 Still no scotus ruling.

Because?
Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (3aJzV)

Roberts hasn't got the Call yet.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 01:15 PM (6Je/Q)

Roberts is probably trying to hold it for Biden to withdraw the OSHA ruling...then he can just release an in favor ruling on the medical one, and the headlines say "vaccine mandates upheld"...if I'm guessing...Roberts has a lot of power as the chief...

Posted by: Nova local at January 10, 2022 01:45 PM (exHjb)

589 Err... we don't want him here. Thanks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (bW8dp)

Too bad the Chi-Coms have their own personnel in charge of their research/bioweapons labs, Fauci would fit in well there.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 10, 2022 01:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

590 585 And they're mostly unvaccinated!

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 01:45 PM (CYnTg)

591 Nood - Snip 'em if you got 'em

Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 01:45 PM (mZUr4)

592 Trump couldn't rid us of this imp, he isn't going to save us whatever happens in 2024.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 01:46 PM (44ww/)

593 581 The Harry Reid Memorial Rest Stop
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 01:44 PM (QU5/

On the offramp that leads to the Bundy Ranch?

Most don't know that he was part of the reason all those dominos were set in motion, to fall. Something to do with his Son, and Water Rights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2022 01:46 PM (oHd/0)

594 It hasn't been updated format wise in that amount of time.

And its still ridiculously popular, apparently. Almost a billion hits in 2021. Cannot guess why.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

595 I think the new virtue signal is testing positive for COVID and announcing it to the world

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2022 01:46 PM (CYnTg)

596 Science comes at you fast! Meanwhile, many promising cancer and other disease treatment drugs and therapies are being held up for years in repetitive FDA clinical trials (because they're threats to the Big Pharma existing expensive drugs from which the FDA also -- in a major conflict of interest -- profits).

Everything. Is. Broken. ... and Corrupt, but mostly Corrupt.
===
Pharma followed the defense industry model.

Regulatory Capture. Hire the people who were in charge of regulating you. Make them rich. The people currently regulating you are not stupid and will want to stay on your good side.

Posted by: corruption with a fancy name at January 10, 2022 01:47 PM (HAKLS)

597 Just got a call from my Doctors office telling me my Wednesday appt. is now a phone appt. because of omicron.. WTF good is a telephone appt. with a cardiologist ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:38 PM (TdaKq)
........

Be sure to have a car battery and jumper cables handy.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

598 577 "541 Just got a call from my Doctors office telling me my Wednesday appt. is now a phone appt. because of omicron.. WTF good is a telephone appt. with a cardiologist ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:38 PM (TdaKq) "

You can probably call and ask for it to be in person or ton reschedule for an in person planned time.

Even at the heights of Covid, I got my leukemia appts in person, while my primary care was virtual...things that are not routine can be done in person even in "states of emergency"...

Posted by: Nova local at January 10, 2022 01:47 PM (exHjb)

599 @180

>>HERE IT IS: CDC Boss Says 75% of COVID Deaths Occurred in People with Four Comorbidities https://bit.ly/3tcCHZ2

The fact that they were goosing the numbers by roughly 80 pct was sussed out by people on this blog in May of 2020.

Sure I got banned for posting that among other things but it's nice to be vindicated.

But what do I know, I'm a fucking retard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 01:48 PM (9fLxS)

600 And he is directly complicit in the Deaths of Hundreds of thousands worldwide, by funding the Gain of Function research.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2022 01:41 PM (oHd/0)

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And likely millions worldwide in overtly suppressing known, effective, and safe therapeutics -- as part of a larger conspiracy of his comrades in harms.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 01:48 PM (5RyM3)

601 Any news on Oregon Muse ?

Yeah any updates, how is the Muse doing?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

602 536 You know Harry Reid is getting something named after him.
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Sewage treatment plant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2022 01:49 PM (+PVrT)

603 541 Just got a call from my Doctors office telling me my Wednesday appt. is now a phone appt. because of omicron.. WTF good is a telephone appt. with a cardiologist ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2022 01:38 PM (TdaKq)

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Does the cardiologist run tests and shit at an appointment? Cuz if all you do is talk, then it's actually a much better way to do it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 01:49 PM (OalnH)

604 Still no scotus ruling.
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Blessed Duns Scotus rolls over in his grave.

Posted by: a philosophy of science at January 10, 2022 01:50 PM (2iGUd)

605 Robert Durst has died

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

606 Pharma followed the defense industry model.

Regulatory Capture. Hire the people who were in charge of regulating you. Make them rich. The people currently regulating you are not stupid and will want to stay on your good side.

Posted by: corruption with a fancy name at January 10, 2022 01:47 PM (HAKLS)

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Excellent insight -- thanks.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 10, 2022 01:51 PM (5RyM3)

607 HERE IT IS: CDC Boss Says 75% of COVID Deaths Occurred in People with Four Comorbidities https://bit.ly/3tcCHZ2

The fact that they were goosing the numbers by roughly 80 pct was sussed out by people on this blog in May of 2020.

Sure I got banned for posting that among other things but it's nice to be vindicated.

But what do I know, I'm a fucking retard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Me too.

Takes one to know one.

Posted by: I prefer to be called a moron at January 10, 2022 01:51 PM (PWYGS)

608 Who actually reads Drudge? Cereally.

I remember when that site was indispensable, but I don't think I've been there in years.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

The site's viewership decreased dramatically and that is why he is trying to stay relevant. Your not relevant Matt. You are pathetic and tiresome.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2022 01:52 PM (oiNtH)

609 Did Fauci et al publish any results?

Posted by: Avi at January 10, 2022 01:52 PM (0QXPK)

610 I truly believe this is the perfect metaphor for our times...

META: Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.

https://tinyurl.com/3atjtvc6

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 01:53 PM (9fLxS)

611 Just got a call from my Doctors office telling me my Wednesday appt. is now a phone appt. because of omicron.

It's for the chirruns.

Posted by: Dancing Tik-Tok Nurses at January 10, 2022 01:54 PM (Xrfse)

612
Now do the USS Harvey Milk. A communist and predatory pederast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2022 01:32 PM (PNB8i)



And a friend-using cockbag. When Sara Jane Moore tried to assassinate Gerald Ford back in '75, a Vietnam vet Marine named Oliver Sipple dived into her after she got off the first shot, saving Ford's life.

Sipple was gay, and was closeted from his extended family. Milk, who was a friend of Sipple's, heard about the Ford incident and blabbed to anyone in the media who would listen about Sipple being a gay hero who was gay, despite Sipple's desperate pleas to keep his private life private. Milk didn't give a shit, using Sipple as a political prop was more important to him than Sipple's own wishes.

Sipple's family disowned him after it all came out, and Sipple was basically destroyed by the publicity, dying alone and destitute.

Milk was a piece of shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2022 01:56 PM (n+4am)

613 Just got a call from my Doctors office telling me my Wednesday appt. is now a phone appt. because of omicron.

It's for the chirruns.
Posted by: Dancing Tik-Tok Nurses
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Didn't you hear? Yesterday 750 million Americans were diagnosed with Covid!

Posted by: A totally serious Supreme Court Judge at January 10, 2022 01:56 PM (2iGUd)

614 https://tinyurl.com/3atjtvc6
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Oh Lordy that made me laugh!

That horse obviously has zero shits to give.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2022 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

615 583 was harry reid actually in the navy?
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If gay, yeah.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2022 01:58 PM (LQjWA)

616 The site's viewership decreased dramatically and that is why he is trying to stay relevant.

The problem is that... it is still really high. He still has one of the most visited news website on earth. He's number 5 now instead of number one but still...

https://tinyurl.com/b9za66ff

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 01:59 PM (KZzsI)

617
Fauci has overseen rampant animal testing since he took over the NIAID in 1984.


You misspelled "repugnant"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 10, 2022 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

618 Torturing dogs and monkeys now? Why is he employed let alone not in jail yet?

Posted by: joseph w dagostino at January 10, 2022 02:13 PM (aHmN0)

619 Isn't Fauci Italian for Mengele?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 10, 2022 02:27 PM (ZEHVO)

620 I'm not a doctor, nor a scientist, nor have I recently stayed in a Holiday Inn Express, but my layman, common sense THEORY on why "trans women" are more susceptible for contracting HIV is! Wait for it! THEY ARE INDEED GETTING JABBED! As IN THE BUTTHOLE JABBED! As MEN who are pretending to be WOMEN, they have only ONE option for being "jabbed" and that has long been identified as being the prime method of spreading HIV! Poor monkeys!

Posted by: BLSinSC at January 11, 2022 01:12 PM (hWDmh)

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