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Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/10/22)
Quote I “It was Grandmother Spider who taught us many things.She taught us about pottery and weaving. She taught us about fire and light and dark. She taught us that we are all connected on the web – each one of us having our place in the world.” Demi LovatoIt has more problems than alcoholism.
Quote II “It's not possible to overdose on fentanyl by touching it. If it was absorbed well through the skin, people wouldn’t inject it and snort it in order to get high.” Dr. Andrew Stolbach, an emergency physician and medical toxicologist at Johns Hopkins Hospital
Quote III Learned stupidity explains how and why highly intelligent people, faced with a choice, repeatedly choose a stupid, if not the most stupid, option, time after time. Theodore Dalrymple
Quote IV ‘We thought it was interesting, we got out of our shanty, looked and… a couple of people were yelling that the ice was separating. Didn’t catch any fish, ran out of propane early and got stranded on the ice.’ Shane Nelson, who was making his first ice fishing excursionAnd no, I wasn't out there.
Quote V "It's just bad science to suggest that dosing monkeys with feminizing medication makes them good stand-ins for humans," Roe told the Washington Free Beacon. "This study will not help to prevent or treat HIV and will not help transgender women." Dr. Katherine Roe, a neuroscientist with PETA
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........I'm glad I'm hanging with you folks.
I'm attempting to follow the science. Yet, I'm so confused..........AZ hospital system allowing Covid-positive health care workers to work amid ‘critical staff crisis’
An Arizona hospital system just informed COVID positive staff that they can return to work because facilities are experiencing a “critical staff crisis.” In a stunning addition to a BPR story this week regarding California healthcare workers being told that they can go to work if they are COVID-positive but asymptomatic, Dignity Health facilities in Maricopa County, Arizona, told St. Joseph’s Hospital in Phoenix to allow COVID-19 positive health care personnel who do not have symptoms or are even “improving with mild symptoms to work without a quarantine period,” in a statement according to ABC15.
If you can't beat them at polls. If you can't beat them in the arena of ideas. Go court shopping.
A group of 11 North Carolina voters filed a legal challenge to disqualify Rep. Madison Cawthorn from running for a second term, arguing his involvement in a rally preceding the Jan. 6, 2021, riot on Capitol Hill constitutionally bars him from waging another campaign. Lawyers for the 11 voters filed the suit to the State Board of Elections, contending that Cawthorn’s comments in the speech shortly preceding the insurrection violate the 14th Amendment, which states in part that no person “who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress ... to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same.”
Do you remember the name Dominick Black from the Kyle Rittenhouse trial? Assistant DA Thomas Stinkfinger is offering a plea bargain deal to Mr. Black.
Dominick Black, who purchased the AR-15 rifle carried and used by Kyle Rittenhouse during the protests in Kenosha last August, could walk out of court a free man later today without any criminal charges hanging over his head. Black has been facing felony charges of illegally buying the gun for the teen, but the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reports that Black, who was 18-years old at the time of the purchase, has been offered a deal allowing him to plead no contest to just one charge of contributing to the delinquency of a minor; an offense that is punishable by a citation and fine rather than a lifetime felony conviction.
Thinking about Starlink Satellite Internet dish? You may have problems of the furry kind.
SpaceX’s Starlink has been making steady gains with its fledgling satellite internet service, surpassing 100,000 terminals shipped in 2021 and showing promising improvements in performance after initial speed tests produced lackluster results. However, the company’s run into an unforeseen hiccup with its dishes: Cats love them. “Starlink works great until the cats find out that the dish gives off a little heat on cold days,” tweeted Starlink user Aaron Taylor.
Mitch McConnell must be trying to save his career with this recent statement McConnell stated that it’s “stunning to see some Washington Democrats try to exploit this anniversary to advance partisan policy goals that long predated this event.”
Dana Finley Morrison may want to change her name to Karen Woke Morrison.
Dana is an ‘elite status’ member with an AA credit card
American Airlines was mocked by the internet after responding to Twitter user Dana Finley Morrison Saturday who complained about a pilot because he had a “Let’s Go Brandon” sticker on his luggage. The Democrat who has since made her Twitter account private took a picture of the sticker and sent it to the airline, asking if they accept “cowardly rhetoric on their crew luggage when they’re in uniform.”
Suck it up Buttercup, not everyone sees the world you do.
If you are a reptilian Washington DC swamp creature, one thing is true. The ends justifies the means of the swamp's desires.
Have you ever wondered what disgraced former deputy FBI directors do after trying to stage a coup and lying under oath? Apparently, they give talks about “protecting democracy” at top-rated institutions of higher learning. Indeed, this last Thursday the University of Chicago invited former deputy FBI director Andrew McCabe to join a panel of partisans to discuss the Jan 6 “insurrection.” McCabe was fired as the deputy FBI director for leaking sensitive information about an investigation into the Clinton Foundation and then lying about it under oath. He also took part in spying on the Donald Trump campaign through a secret warrant granted by the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act court.This walking, talking, breathing Piece of Scum should be in a federal prison serving time.
And after I saw the story on McCabe I came across this piece by Victor Davis Hanson.
What Makes Riots, Conspiracies, Cabals, and Insurrections ‘Good’ or ‘Bad’?
Shut up and keep quiet; that is all ye need to know. All Ye Need to Know
The point of these hypotheticals is that there is no point, no consistent theme, no constant principle concerning riots, conspiracies, cabals, and insurrections—except one. There is only the left-wing desire through any means necessary to obtain, increase, and use power to alter the Constitution and our long-held traditions and customs of governance, especially when the majority in a constitutional republic opposes such efforts. The lesson then is that all means are justified to obtain morally superior ends—with the caveat that only leftists can be morally superior.
I've never been a big fan of seniority. It brings many problems to the forefront. Some of those problems include but are not limited to lack of enthusiasm, lack of creativity, keeping the status quo. Is Rep. Kevin McCarthy up to being Speaker of The House? He says he is. I have my doubts. Serious doubts.
Exclusive — Kevin McCarthy Lays Out GOP ‘Commitment to America’: ‘A Clear Contrast’ Between Republicans, Democrats for Midterms
On this day:10 Jan 1976
Blues artist Howlin Wolf, (Chester Burnett), died in hospital of cancer aged 66. The guitarist, singer and harmonica player's well known songs included 'Smoke Stack Lightning', 'Little Red Rooster' and 'Spoonful. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 10 Jan 1955
German rock guitarist, Michael Schenker. Nicknamed the "Blonde Bomber", he first rose to fame as an early member of Scorpions, then achieved fame in the mid-1970s as the lead guitar player for UFO. Since leaving UFO in 1978, he has been leading the Michael Schenker Group. via thisdayinmusic.com
Several excuses and none of them believable. Genius Award Winner - Runner Up.
CENTRE COUNTY, Pa. (WTAJ)– A Clarence man faces charges after he allegedly shot two trophy bull elk out of season but claims he mistook them as doe. Just a little before 7 p.m. on Dec. 4, 39-year old Christopher Brooks reported that he shot two elk in Boggs Township right after dusk, according to the Pennsylvania Game Commission.
Applying for a job? Good. Stealing from a store? Bad. Stealing from a store that you applied for a job at? Genius Award Winner.
ANUARY 6--When planning to rob sex toys from an adult store, it is best to avoid establishments at which you recently applied for a job. A 29-year-old man is behind bars on multiple criminal charges after allegedly stealing $350 worth of items from a Pennsylvania business and threatening to stab a clerk who sought to stop him. According to a criminal complaint, Jacob McFarland last week entered the Adult World emporium in North Wales, a Philadelphia suburb, and walked out with a pair of masturbators, a $95.99 Fleshlight model and the Autoblow A.I. (which retails for about $250). When an Adult World worker confronted McFarland in the store’s parking lot, the accused masturbator thief allegedly threatened to stab the man.
Never to walk again. Not so Doc. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
'Doctors Are Not God—Our Daughter Is Proof’: Paralyzed Girl Learns to Walk Again It was the longest, darkest night for Margaret Bentos-Pereira. Waiting in hospital as doctors did tests trying to work out what was wrong with her daughter felt agonizing. Little did she know, during those endless hours, of the astounding journey ahead destined to test their faith and resilience. Natalie was just 11 years old when her carefree, sunny life in South Carolina was interrupted by a medical emergency. Waking in mid-January 2017 with pain between her shoulders, she skipped off to school as usual, imagining she’d slept awkwardly, and the discomfort would go. She was wrong.
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Posted by: mindful webworker - bleeding on the tracks at January 10, 2022 09:56 PM (nS/wY)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 09:59 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at January 10, 2022 09:59 PM (eFR3E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 09:59 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 10, 2022 09:59 PM (UUBmN)
One of those songs the current kids can't figure out what it's talking about.
Posted by: mindful webworker - think about the Lord I thought would save me at January 10, 2022 10:00 PM (nS/wY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 10, 2022 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 09:59 PM (mD/uy)
Thats why I'm glad I'm here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:00 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 10:00 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:00 PM (4fSQf)
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Posted by: lin-duh at January 10, 2022 09:59 PM (UUBmN)
I don't think Ace built it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:01 PM (aA3+G)
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Just the tip ?
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 10:01 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 09:59 PM (VxC1e)
Thats a build back better biden bridge.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2022 10:01 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: IanDeal at January 10, 2022 10:01 PM (nzV7Y)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:02 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:02 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:03 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 10:03 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:01 PM (aA3+G)/i]
Come on, it is not a shelf, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:04 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 10:04 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:02 PM (VxC1e)
He answered wrong.
Posted by: King Arthur at January 10, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:04 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 10:05 PM (nxdel)
That bridges looks completely stable and very safe!///
Posted by: lin-duh at January 10, 2022 09:59 PM (UUBmN)
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FIGG Bridge Engineers says "thanks".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 10:05 PM (/U27+)
Zod lives *just outside* Washington.
You trust Zod.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:05 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
I really hate it when I agree with my enemies.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (axyOa)
3 cats come inside.
One cat is outside wondering where the fuck his dinner is. It will be a long and disruptive night at the Martini Compound.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (BFigT)
That was hysterically funny. More of this please. She needs to be mocked daily.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (mdaT8)
You trust Zod.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:05 PM (x8kT3
At least you fully admit your desire to enslave humanity for your whims and pleasure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (4fSQf)
More Fauci work, I presume.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 10:07 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 10:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 10, 2022 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:04 PM (x8kT3)
Seems to be a not-bridge. Does not cross the stream, runs up it. I would call it a crude boardwalk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:08 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:08 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 10:08 PM (GMCfa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 10:08 PM (rReII)
"It was Grandmother Spider who taught us many things.She taught us about pottery and weaving. She taught us about fire and light and dark. She taught us that we are all connected on the web - each one of us having our place in the world."
__________
Did she teach Demi to do drugs and alcohol?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 10:08 PM (/U27+)
So enjoy your calamari, murderer.
Posted by: A PETA Neuroscientist at January 10, 2022 10:08 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 10:08 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Theodore at January 10, 2022 10:09 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (6FeV1)
Zappa songs being conducted by Ruth Underwood
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 10, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
She's also been scrubbing the rest of her internet presence.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
So enjoy your calamari, murderer.
Posted by: A PETA Neuroscientist at January 10, 2022 10:08 PM (VxC1e)
So by your logic, we can eat you? Cool!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2022 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Any trucks go down? It's not really fun until trucks go under.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 10:10 PM (WSVNe)
did you get my e-mail with the musical submission?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 10:08 PM (IJES/)
It was in spam, I just found it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
That's not us, boss. We're still trying to get the Sanitized For Your Protection band on the toilet seat in The Barrel.
Posted by: AoSHQ Custodial Staff at January 10, 2022 10:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 10:10 PM (icI8A)
After making her statement, Dr. Roe promptly hopped into a PETA Death Van and gassed several recently surrendered puppies to death.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 10, 2022 10:10 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:10 PM (VxC1e)
We didn't know that! Domo arigato, Demi Lovato!
Posted by: Styx at January 10, 2022 10:11 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
You're not a former DNR officer is a previous life?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
(In other news, Burroughs lost his saving throw and is now owned by a jellyfish)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:11 PM (x8kT3)
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Is that an anal reading or an oral?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:10 PM (VxC1e)
arc of tail bend?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Theodore at January 10, 2022 10:11 PM (GJnvT)
The top pic makes me sad because it reminds me of the duckboards in the trenches during the Great War...
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 10:11 PM (GMCfa)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Zod lives *just outside* Washington.
You trust Zod.
Posted by: ZOD
I'm a bit down river from Washington. You can trust this wee marsh wiggle.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 10:12 PM (sAmhv)
More Fauci work, I presume.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 10:07 PM (WSVNe)
Since "transgender women" do not, in fact exist, there ain't no helping them, is there?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:12 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Kid at January 10, 2022 10:12 PM (g98Pl)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:12 PM (vuisn)
Love the photo up top, but that walkway looks slick. Great tune behind it. Love Croce.
Accordian sheet music? Why on earth would you want that?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 10, 2022 10:13 PM (rwusL)
They droppin mad crazy beats, son.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:13 PM (x8kT3)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 10, 2022 10:13 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Kid at January 10, 2022 10:12 PM (g98Pl)
Think of it as customer support for The Phone
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:13 PM (6FeV1)
ZOD needs to find a new zip code... pronto.
(Been there... done that)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 10:13 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:14 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)
It was in spam, I just found it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
my signal to noise floor threshold is pretty high...
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 10:14 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 10, 2022 10:14 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (vuisn)
Love the photo up top, but that walkway looks slick. Great tune behind it. Love Croce.
Accordian sheet music? Why on earth would you want that?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 10, 2022 10:13 PM (rwusL)
thanks Croce's birthday today.
Quite the board walk
Sheet music? Ya never know
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 10, 2022 10:13 PM (rwusL)
Because you could always find a job!
Posted by: Accordion Salesman at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Oh good. I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 10, 2022 10:14 PM (FLiOE)
... I believe I made my thoughts on such a matter perfectly clear in the willowy regions of the previous thread...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (6FeV1)
Me: Nope, nope, nope.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:04 PM (4fSQf)
and why the hell would you?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (8548M)
I guess horse is on the menu quite often
j/k lighten up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (8548M)
Gotta respect they put up a fight when you try to eat them alive.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Tamaa
Those peta peeps should be drawn and quartered.
Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Oh good. I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (sAmhv)
Different song! And the Robert Palmer song is called "Bad case of loving you", not "doctor doctor!"
Harrumph!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (6FeV1)
Pigs are quite intelligent, or so I've heard, and I've no qualms whatsoever about eating them...
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (GMCfa)
Ho Ho
Kevin McCarthy's got to go
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (WSVNe)
Agreed. So say we all.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (ItDAh)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (icI8A)
I doubt they are real thrilled about it either.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
yeah and they have eight legs to kick you. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (mD/uy)
yeah I'll eat those bastards! spooky mofos
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss
Dang. You had me thinking I missed a Bob Marley +The Wailers mystery click. Oh, well. Irie, mon.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (8548M)
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Until one is smart enough to distract you while stealing your knife I wouldn't worry about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (VxC1e)
I always kind of liked some of the pictures on Jigsaw* puzzles.
*getting older is pissing me off. I had to look up the fucking type of puzzle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (dNqv+)
Yah, I got the paper yesterday to start calling back asymptomatic staff fewer days after they test positive.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (8548M)
Well, then, just eat only octopi that have been beaten by AOC in a math quiz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (icI8A)
hey nice to see you back! You should try the game show again, this time wear a long blonde wig and call yourself Mary.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (mZUr4)
I briefly worked with a guy at a car dealership. He was a convicted felon, armed robbery. He got drunk one night, put on a ski mask, and robbed a convenience store he worked at, in a city of about 10,000 people. He was a midget.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (AmoqO)
Agreed. Octopus is good eating. But. I can't anymore. They are sentient creatures. And loving.
And resourceful. I'd much rather spend time getting to know an octopus than 80% of people.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (U2p+3)
Our political class is full of many things - intelligence is not one of them. Social climbers, backstabbers, ne'er do wells, brothers, sisters, cousins, maybe - but intelligent people tend to end up elsewhere doing intelligent things.
Just listen to them when they are off the cuff sometime. Educated, possibly. Intelligent, rarely.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (M+XYE)
If I recall correctly, he did a drive by in Texas with a chick and baby Norah Jones was the result.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (mD/uy)
"Oi! John! Paul! I got an idea for a so----"
"SHUT UP RINGO!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (6FeV1)
Why? Well, first, just about everybody on campus hates them; and, second, when the bureaucrats tell professors how to change their syllabus to "decolonize the curriculum", the professors tell them to buzz off.
Searching the internet, I found a corporate burned-out diversity bureaucrat, who suffers because people don't think she is Latinx (she looks completely white), and people treat her badly. She wrote one paragraph on her oppression, which deserves to be quoted in full:
One older colleague belittled me in front of a workshop after announcing her commitment to supporting junior women. A mentor ended our long relationship after a conflict stemming from me wanting more equity and integrity with him. Two beloved bosses turned on me. I was publicly escorted off one employer's property after quitting, due to a misunderstanding that triggered the leadership. I was scolded in a room full of corporate leaders for an innocent question, ignorant of their backstory.
She's looking for more work, folks!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I'm so old I remember when we used to call 'asymptomatic' - 'healthy'.
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (U2p+3)
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (M+XYE)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (Xrfse)
in a big pot, boiling them alive
the eels trying to escape, and wrapping around her arms!
made an impression - eels are also creepy
I'll eat them too! they pop out at you from sea walls! another spooky fish
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 10, 2022 10:13 PM (rwusL)
Because you could always find a job!
Posted by: Accordion Salesman at January 10, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (rwusL)
Plantationception.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 09:09 PM (M+XYE)
Moldbug calls this the inner and outer Cathedral.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG
She sounds nice
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (P3gRi)
Dude, no fair.
At least the octopus can count to eight.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Javems
The police line up must have been epic!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (OssQ4)
*getting older is pissing me off. I had to look up the fucking type of puzzle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
One of the great memories of youth was jigsaw puzzles in the dead of winter.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)
And resourceful. Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (U2p+3)
In other words, they know when they are being eaten, it makes them sad that their love is unrequited, and they'd do something about it if they weren't being cut into pieces.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)
I wouldn't hire her to feed the backyard critters.
She's as nutty as a fucking fruitcake.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 10:06 PM (BFigT)
It's 9º here. You should see how fast my dog can pee.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (j9HX3)
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Everything I know about eels I learned from watching The Little Mermaid.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:22 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 10:22 PM (g98Pl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (U2p+3)
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM
*snort
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 10:22 PM (LTVjY)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:22 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Javems
The police line up must have been epic!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (mD/uy)
Hey you on the left! Stand up!
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (0OP+5)
https://youtu.be/Ueivjr3f8xg
Song was later covered by Howard Johnson
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (mZUr4)
His Indian cousin was better. Ravi Schenker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (evAgx)
Or as this dude I know calls him, rabbi schenker. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (VwHCD)
Everything I know about eels I learned from watching The Little Mermaid.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:22 PM (VxC1e)
Better than learning about them from Kurt Eichenwald's porn folder.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (dNqv+)
More Fauci work, I presume.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 10:07 PM (WSVNe)
Isn't he busy torturing beagles?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
This sounds like something one of the possessed minions would say in Doom.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (vuisn)
Song was later covered by Howard Johnson
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (mZUr4)
Wanna get a cup of coffee?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
She's looking for more work, folks!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)
What gets me more than almost anything is how alike these people always sound. It reads like the ravings of any good little poor persecuted leftist. The Left has made their ideology into an identity. You won't believe what happens next.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (M+XYE)
Posted by: Cicero
The Tin Drum for me. No thank you.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 10:22 PM (g98Pl)
What (besides insects and shit) WOULDN't be good breaded and sauteed in garlic butter?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (dNqv+)
We had a bunch of them living on the reef where I used to teach in PR. They were shy but if you were gentle with them they would let you hold them.
They definitely have a higher level intelligence.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)
I have a neighbor since I was 4 years old who could have written that, except that no one would ever give her responsibility beyond Cashier, and she crashed and burned at those jobs too.
After two years of Covid she looks like an insane cat-lady to boot
Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2022 10:25 PM (ZMraq)
Pro Tip: If you're on a spider's web, and you're not a spider, you're lunch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:25 PM (6FeV1)
The feminized monkeys make trans women feel like they aren't alone in the world. And isn't that priceless?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (dNqv+)
Lena Dunham since you asked.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2022 10:25 PM (us2H3)
This sounds like something one of the possessed minions would say in Doom.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (ESjRY)
Reminds me of a book series I read many, many moons ago. Shadowrun? Mother Spider was Shamanistic Totem and the antagonist of the piece, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:25 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (ZLI7S)
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Invertebrates. Pffft.
Posted by: A Dolphin at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
"Help meeeeeee!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 10:20 PM (ybIRR)
I was gonna do Plantaception but it felt too clever for clever's sake. I don't know who Moldbug is.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM (M+XYE)
Step 1: Fire those that won't take the clot shot - because they could spread covid.
Step 2: Make people with covid come to work, because, come on its only covid.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
I said besides shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:04 PM
We only broke your trust 3 times in over 16,000 tests.
Posted by: Washington Generals at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM (a3Q+t)
I guess f*ntanyl patches are make believe.
Oh, well. Yahoo news. Might as well be CNN.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (M+XYE)
The original "politicians" in this country were men of honor that had accomplished real things before they sacrificed for the country they loved!
Today's politicians, in both parties, only exist because the political network has established a professional level grift/gravy train for them.
Without that, they'd all be on street corners with tin cup selling pencils since that is the only thing they are really qualified to do!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMOD at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (ZLI7S)
I don't think squid are nearly as smart as octopi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (P3gRi)
So smarter than Joe Biden?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (dNqv+)
Broken glass. A marble. Stretch Armstrong. AOC, the do-do-do-the dah-dah-dah, a stick, fifteen men on the dead man's chest, a Telefunken U-47...
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (0OP+5)
Old and busted: Spider demons are the villains.
New Hotness: Spider demons can teach us many things.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (ESjRY)
171 They definitely have a higher level intelligence.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (ZLI7S)
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Invertebrates. Pffft.
Posted by: A Dolphin at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
So does a dolphin taste like tuna?
https://tinyurl.com/nvuwkk4w
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Can we get Cannibal Bob to weigh in on this.
I mean he's an expert and all...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (BgMrQ)
As for -23 degrees, i find one can turn 12% apple beverage into something..more, by leaving a pail of it on the front porch overnight.
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid. at January 10, 2022 10:28 PM (n/szn)
If it's gonna end, I want them all to go first, left and right, together.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 10, 2022 10:28 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid. at January 10, 2022 10:28 PM (n/szn)
perfect applejack weather
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:28 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Than politicians? That I believe.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 10:28 PM (M+XYE)
Posted by: Some Rat at January 10, 2022 10:28 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (x8kT3)
We're not talking about your bucket list- we're talking about food.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
I don't think they are that ambitious. They would be blowing johns in dark alleys
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
So smarter than Joe Biden?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (us2H3)
Oh, well. Yahoo news. Might as well be CNN.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen
Patches contain an additional transdermal agent like DMSO. The cops and media are engaged in a bullshit propaganda campaign with these stories.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid. at January 10, 2022 10:28 PM (n/szn
Does extreme cold rapidly make hooch?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:23 PM (mZUr4)
Wanna get a cup of coffee?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Well that was a fail on my part -- apologies to Howard Jones!
https://youtu.be/B9F979uJVTI
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (mZUr4)
I mean he's an expert and all...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Can something be TOO marbled?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (dNqv+)
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Of course it does. Try writing something down when you're under water.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (VxC1e)
(said in David Attenborough voice)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:30 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
I said besides shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM
Aetius451AD, do you have ANY idea of what you've just loosed upon The ONT?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2022 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)
they are definitely cool
still ... yeah I'll still eat em
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 10, 2022 10:30 PM (j9HX3)
This is how most grants are worked out: they have an administrator and often a panel who have to agree on what to fund. But that gives these people power, and they use it. Often they will work with preferred grantees to figure out a way to create a proposal the checks the required boxes to get the funding.
This sounds like a monkey lab was looking for funding - maybe what they had been working on had dried up - so they spoke to an administrator and the come back was to find a way to research HIV and Transgenders - they had some money there,....
The point is that it is all a scam. It is free money that these worthless people waste and their only product are papers which are mostly crap. Grant funded research is a scam, and when it affects public health or economy, it is a crime.
Posted by: HAL at January 10, 2022 10:30 PM (09l+w)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (us2H3)
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*eyeroll*
Posted by: Brian Jones at January 10, 2022 10:30 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:30 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:21 PM (6FeV1)
SO, they work in octal?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (qAR6u)
If it's gonna end, I want them all to go first, left and right, together.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 10, 2022 10:28 PM (KiBMU)
* * * *
Works for me!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (g98Pl)
Breading doesn't stick to broken glass.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (0OP+5)
Glad someone appreciated that song!
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (mZUr4)
I've been wondering that for years
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (ESjRY)
it's just russian intel effing with them, i'd bet. Not china, those bastards got no sense of humor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (ESjRY)
As in "The DMT was so potent it started throwing Radar reflection and thermal images"?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2022 10:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Wait until I start talking about Popeye's Chicken Sandwich...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (dNqv+)
His Indian cousin was better. Ravi Schenker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (evAgx)
I had an album of Ravi Schanker and Yehudi Menuhin playing together called "West Meets East" It was on a disc and I lost it. Damn.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (OssQ4)
Well, I, for one, have a hard time working up any angst on behalf of Fentanyl peddlers. All they need is a bullet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (P3gRi)
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Of course it does. Try writing something down when you're under water.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (VxC1e)
but they do everything in Base 8, and the conversions are annoying.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:32 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (x8kT3)
If you embedded it in dough, you could fry it right up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:32 PM (dNqv+)
Without that, they'd all be on street corners with tin cup selling pencils since that is the only thing they are really qualified to do!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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They are so ignorant. They believe that they are the teeth on the gears without which this nation could not operate.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 10:32 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid. at January 10, 2022 10:28 PM (n/szn)
Works for chewing gum too!
Posted by: Lonnie Donegan at January 10, 2022 10:32 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid. at January 10, 2022 10:32 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (x8kT3)
you gotta dredge it in clay slip first, then all-purpose flour, THEN the batter.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:32 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
No - but it will freeze the water in it and drive the alcohol towards the center of the container. Deft use of an ice pick is called for.
Not that I'd know anything about that. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:32 PM (mD/uy)
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Then there was the Jewish uncle.
Rabbi Schenker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:32 PM (VxC1e)
When i was a kid my sister got a Jigsaw puzzle that was also a crossword puzzle. The box lid had a blank crossowrd, the clues where one a booklet in the box and the finished puzzle was the solution. My sister and parents spent weeks working on it and when they were done my dad glued it together and had it framed.
Posted by: douglas dean whiddon at January 10, 2022 10:33 PM (hP9mp)
Talk about it now.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:33 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
I didn't know you had met AOC!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:33 PM (hOUT3)
Technically speaking, this is a form of distillation and as such is illegal under Federal Law. We'll he keeping an eye on you, Comrade!
Posted by: Common Tater at January 10, 2022 10:33 PM (kzsk/)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (qAR6u)
Thank you for your continued efforts - even though they often are seemingly taken for granted. Always appreciated!!
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:33 PM (mZUr4)
I don't either. Squid are certainly easier to catch.
There is a large Asian community from up around the Providence area that comes down here when the squid are running and plucks them out by the dozen.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)
How could they have missed the easy lay-up? Obviously that album should have been named Rabbi-Shankar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:33 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:34 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid. at January 10, 2022 10:34 PM (n/szn)
His Indian cousin was better. Ravi Schenker.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (evAgx)
I had an album of Ravi Schanker and Yehudi Menuhin playing together called "West Meets East" It was on a disc and I lost it. Damn.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)
Because you never listened to it?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: douglas dean whiddon at January 10, 2022 10:33 PM (hP9mp)
Did the jigsaw puzzle come to life, bread and fry your family, and eat them?
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:34 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: douglas dean whiddon at January 10, 2022 10:33 PM (hP9mp)
That's pretty cool. My grandma loved mental puzzles and board games, so we did a lot of puzzles too when we either visited them or they came to visit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:34 PM (dNqv+)
Scientists , what can't they figure out?
Posted by: Some Rat at January 10, 2022 10:34 PM (r1z5A)
just mentioned to the wife last night that I thought FOX had given up on Jesse Watters and that he must test out poorly
thank God the track's closed
Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2022 10:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)
The spider would then spin a new one in the same place, next day, same thing, face plant in to the web.
Curse, dance.
This went on for a couple of weeks before I got the idea to sweep the door opening with a broom before I walked out.
I'm a slow learner.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 10:35 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 10:17 PM (GMCfa)
Yeah, but they're ugly, so that makes it easier.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
I always kind of liked some of the pictures on Jigsaw* puzzles.
*getting older is pissing me off. I had to look up the fucking type of puzzle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:18 PM (dNqv+)
I think those involve doing something horrible to yourself in order to escape certain death.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 10:35 PM (rF64X)
One of my fave octopus stories is about an aquarium where fish kept disappearing from one of the tanks. Eventually, the aquarium set up cameras, and they discovered that one of the octopuses had found out how to unlock its tank and sneak over to the fish tank for a little extra dinner. It was timing its activities so it didn't get caught by the aquarium guard on his rounds.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:35 PM (8548M)
.....
She's looking for more work, folks!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)
None of you have said she should Learn to Code???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2022 10:35 PM (llON8)
It doesn't mean they're not smart, it just means they're tasty.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:35 PM (vuisn)
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Then there was the Jewish uncle.
Rabbi Schenker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:32 PM (VxC1e)
...don't forget his nephew who was a porno actor: Rapid Chancre
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 10, 2022 10:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Agriculture and booze.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 10, 2022 10:36 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom! Kid, cook at January 10, 2022 10:36 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (P3gRi)
The old ways are best...
although I think horsewhipping in the public square was never given enough time to evaluate its efficacy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:36 PM (hOUT3)
All white. Very racist.
I always assumed someone forgot to load the printer with ink and came up with a creative way to keep their ass from getting fired.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:36 PM (4fSQf)
Mikael: Ok, due tell!
Ivan: We super smart aliens attained higher intelligence by...cutting off our balls!
Mikael: No they had a stupid cult that already said that.
Ivan: Want to bet 50 rubles they buy it?!?
Posted by: In KGB headquarters a few years ago at January 10, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)
Bartender looks over an says "Hey, wadda' ya doing in my joint?"
Octopus says "Tony, it's cool. He ain't gonna' mollusk anyone."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 10:36 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 10:35 PM (rF64X)
I watched the first movie. Different, but skipped the gore porn parts. Figured I had gotten the effect in the first one and never bothered with the sequels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:36 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2022 10:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)
Heats oil to 450 degrees, dredges Aetius in flour, then beaten egg, then breadcrumbs, gently lowers him into oil (to avoid hot oil spatter), stirs butter/Frank's Red Hot sauce in saucepan.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:37 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Some of the oldest known writing, from Uruk of ancient Sumeria, is beer recipes.
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 10:37 PM (g98Pl)
https://bit.ly/3HWH3Yx
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 10:37 PM (i0wNm)
That's why you dip it in egg first. Egg sticks to glass, breading sticks to egg.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (ESjRY)
I would bet that the Dem Leadership has been taking orders from them for a long time now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (evAgx)
One older colleague belittled me in front of a workshop after announcing her commitment to supporting junior women. A mentor ended our long relationship after a conflict stemming from me wanting more equity and integrity with him. Two beloved bosses turned on me. I was publicly escorted off one employer's property after quitting, due to a misunderstanding that triggered the leadership. I was scolded in a room full of corporate leaders for an innocent question, ignorant of their backstory.
She's looking for more work, folks!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)
Publicly escorted off an employee's property? What was she doing there?
Posted by: Moki at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)
Because you never listened to it?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Sounds a bit better than Placido Domingo and John Denver with their hit album : Perhaps Love.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)
https://bit.ly/3HWH3Yx
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 10:37 PM (i0wNm)
what a fucking tool.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (6FeV1)
I won't inflict her webpage on you - she has every consultant buzzword in it known to man. (She lists her "superpowers", for example.)
But she's clearly made a lot of bucks for years on this - we have created an entire new grifter class of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion "experts" that are now collecting billions a year, and all strongly resemble her.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:37 PM (x8kT3)
Huh, #6 in the Cannibal Bob Big Book of Long Pig.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:39 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (ESjRY)
That's my thought as well.
Posted by: Moki at January 10, 2022 10:39 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (SchxB)
Rock, paper, scissors, cage goes in the water, man goes in the cage, shark's in the water...
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:39 PM (x8kT3)
I used to have a 3D puzzle of Vader's helmet. It was disappointingly easy, but it did make for a fun decoration for many years. I wonder what happened to it.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:39 PM (8548M)
Step 1: Fire those that won't take the clot shot - because they could spread covid.
Step 2: Make people with covid come to work, because, come on its only covid.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM (ESjRY)
I really hope the "unclean" told their former employers something like, FYNQ unless you double my pay, bishes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2022 10:39 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (vuisn)
Sailor Moon's Nemesis or Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:40 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah, I'd like to more about that too.
I wonder if it was the cops escorting her off of the property.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:40 PM (I2/tG)
"Yes or no. Next question."
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:40 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (6FeV1)
Would "Rachel" Levine be a tucking fool?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:40 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:39 PM (8548M)
Didn't the ewoks end up owning Vader's helmet?
Or his son Darth Emo?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 10:41 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 10:37 PM (g98Pl)
The foundation of civilization had been alcohol based!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
Great film score, terrific scenery, depressing.
I read the book, back when it came out, but thought Krakauer put too much of himself into Chris. Krakauer was far better, for me, in his "Under the Banner of Heaven."
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 10, 2022 10:41 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:40 PM (P3gRi)
bravo
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (6FeV1)
Would "Rachel" Levine be a tucking fool?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2022 10:40 PM (P3gRi)
We're at the crossroads of Sodom and Gomorah.
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (VxC1e)
This shit is just plain heartwarming. It's like a Hallmark holiday movie starring Charles Bronson.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (QU5/8)
Thank you, ARC. That brightened my day.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
If we lose it's just because we ran out of WRs.
And Billingsley is still stinking up the place at critical moments, missing blocks, dropping passes, and falling down.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (yQpMk)
Step 1: Fire those that won't take the clot shot - because they could spread covid.
Step 2: Make people with covid come to work, because, come on its only covid.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:26 PM (ESjRY)
A good example of innate, not learned, stupidity. By Our Betters, once again.
Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (AMIL/)
Maybe they gender-identified as does.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (0OP+5)
Can someone pass the salt?
Posted by: Lot at January 10, 2022 10:43 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:43 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:43 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 10:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 10:29 PM (ESjRY)
I would bet that the Dem Leadership has been taking orders from them for a long time now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (evAgx)
Heh. "Trans-dimensional" beings, yeah, that's one way to look at it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2022 10:43 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (VxC1e)
Straight from the Caucuses!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:44 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 10:37 PM (g98Pl)
The foundation of civilization had been alcohol based!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
You want to stay alive longer so you can drink more. Hence, food security.
You want to coordinate when you drink with everyone. Hence, timekeeping.
You want to divvy up the booze so everyone can drink. Hence, mathematics.
You made a shit-tonne of booze and don't want to leave it behind. Hence, permanent dwellings.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:44 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:42 PM (0OP+5)
Can someone pass the salt?
Posted by: Lot at January 10, 2022 10:43 PM (dNqv+)
Just a second, Lot, I think I hear something behind us...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:43 PM (4fSQf)
Dogfish Head, I think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (jTmQV)
They were too busy inventing ways to torture their enemies, so as to rise ever higher in the Afterlife, to be indulging in recreational drugs.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 10, 2022 10:46 PM (6NoY5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:46 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (jTmQV)
Right. No other reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:46 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Don't forget us!
Posted by: Dog, Pickup Truck and Possibly Ex-Wife at January 10, 2022 10:46 PM (llON8)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (evAgx)
But are the doses and concentrations the same?
Eh. Whatever. Everybody lies these days.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (jTmQV)
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Ogg fool no one. Ogg just like to be swacked.
Posted by: Ogg's Wife at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (VxC1e)
Yao.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (ufFY8)
You want to coordinate when you drink with everyone. Hence, timekeeping.
You want to divvy up the booze so everyone can drink. Hence, mathematics.
You made a shit-tonne of booze and don't want to leave it behind. Hence, permanent dwellings.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 10:44 PM (6FeV1)
Your tribe's women were very ugly. Hence, booze.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: The ARC of History
(name) . . . . is a writer, wisdom coach, wellness warrior and workplace wizard.
Amazing how a supposedly serious businesswoman writes this tripe about herself and expects it to be favorably received.
Pound sand honey. Go get your shinebox and get the **** out of my email inbox.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
___
Yep.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (A8K24)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (ZLI7S)
In fairness, I didn't even expect to be here since it's a rebuild year.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 10:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Point of order!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
Swearing to uphold the Constitution doesn't mean supporting people who happen to claim public offices, in fact, since the entire point of the Constitution is to restrain them, that oath tends to bind you to *not* cooperate with them, if anything.
Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2022 10:48 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Tonypete
___
lol
Well said.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 10, 2022 10:49 PM (A8K24)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 10:49 PM (yQpMk)
Hunter gatherers gathered grain, tried to store some extra in a clay jar, it accidentally got some water and mold in it, it fermented, it smelled spoiled but they were hungry... "Whoa! Ogg! how you make this?"
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 10:49 PM (g98Pl)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:50 PM (x8kT3)
You still have one of the best QBs in college ball.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Don't forget us!
Posted by: Dog, Pickup Truck and Possibly Ex-Wife at January 10, 2022 10:46 PM (llON
Trains, Jail, Mamma, Railroads...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:50 PM (ZLI7S)
and nobody to pass to now.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 10:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:51 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (ZLI7S)
In fairness, I didn't even expect to be here since it's a rebuild year.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 10:48 PM (yQpMk)
If Auburn didn't shit the bed in the Iron Bowl, the Tide wouldn't be there tonight
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:51 PM (mZUr4)
Wanker. Forgot "wanker."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 10:51 PM (rF64X)
Without that, they'd all be on street corners with tin cup selling pencils since that is the only thing they are really qualified to do!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Am I the only one picturing that Cheney gal?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:51 PM (+lVUW)
That case is so stupid that it's hardly worth commenting on. There is a legal definition of "insurrection", and it is NOT saying things the Democrats don't like.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:51 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 10:51 PM (GMCfa)
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:51 PM (mZUr4)
Indeed.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 10:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:52 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 10:51 PM (+lVUW)
That Kamala gal would be selling something else on a street corner.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:52 PM (evAgx)
We tuned in briefly, then tuned out at the first commercial.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 10, 2022 10:53 PM (A8K24)
Posted by: davidt
How badly starved was the poor slob that found an old wineskin full of (very) old milk that was left in a cave and he stumbled upon it a year later?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:53 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:52 PM (VxC1e
No, they invented math.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:53 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:52 PM (evAgx)
Priced the same as in town, but cheaper than in DC!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 10, 2022 10:53 PM (A8K24)
he might want to turn it on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:53 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Zettai
___
Palatability over taste.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 10, 2022 10:54 PM (A8K24)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 10:52 PM (evAgx)
The lamppost loss leader.
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:54 PM (x8kT3)
Especially with triple vaxxed people getting COVID, you can see and hear the cognitive dissidence welling up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 10:54 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:53 PM (mD/uy)
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Not half as starved as the guy who found out you can get high by licking a toad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:54 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Tom Servo
___
He's asleep, and he has to get up early.
I'm not waking him up over a football game.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 10, 2022 10:55 PM (A8K24)
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:55 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 10:54 PM (VxC1e
Much scientific discovery has come from the dreaded triple-dog-dare.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 10:56 PM (4fSQf)
Because Progressivism is a RELIGION. And only believers can be good. Everyone else is an infidel or apostate. (And Woke is their Inquisition.)
Posted by: GWB at January 10, 2022 10:56 PM (sJlmF)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:57 PM (0OP+5)
We tuned in briefly, then tuned out at the first commercial.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 10, 2022 10:53 PM (A8K24)
Spoken like folks who are very familiar with UGA football
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:57 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
==========
With an ingredient found... in jellyfish.
Posted by: The Voiceover at January 10, 2022 10:57 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Tonypete
He was probably lactose intolerant to begin with.
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 10:57 PM (g98Pl)
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 10:57 PM (GMCfa)
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)
Because you never listened to it?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 10, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Actually it was pretty good. Played it a lot during my post military hippy days on the road. Probably lost it when I sold my car.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 10:57 PM (AmoqO)
So much for the drinking water.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 10:58 PM (jTmQV)
>>How badly starved was the poor slob that found an old wineskin full of (very) old milk that was left in a cave and he stumbled upon it a year later?
Abundance in the west is a relatively modern occurrence.
I have never been so hungry or thirty that I would contemplate consuming rotted milk but I can imagine it, and I don't like it one bit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 10:58 PM (oHeld)
Also, in Medieval Europe, making beer was the only reliable way to store grain over the winter. People drank beer for calories in the winter, not just for the buzz.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 10:59 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 10:58 PM (jTmQV)
Pff. Y'all on your own.
Posted by: Ancient Greek Lassie at January 10, 2022 11:00 PM (6FeV1)
I'd rather see a Let's Go Brandon sticker than a Biden, Best President Evah, sticker on pilot's luggage.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 10, 2022 11:00 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 11:00 PM (oHeld)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 11:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 11:00 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 11:01 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 11:01 PM (g98Pl)
I have never been so hungry or thirty that I would contemplate consuming rotted milk but I can imagine it, and I don't like it one bit.
Howdy.
Posted by: 2023, folowing the democrats surprisinglyy successful 'campaign' to defend the House at January 10, 2022 11:01 PM (kOpft)
.....
Also, in Medieval Europe, making beer was the only reliable way to store grain over the winter. People drank beer for calories in the winter, not just for the buzz.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:59 PM (I2/tG)
You're welcome!
Posted by: Guinness at January 10, 2022 11:01 PM (llON8)
Could not get me on that ice no matter how thick it was.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2022 11:03 PM (n08+I)
Now that I think of it, probably more summer beer than winter beer. Summer before the harvest was the starving season.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 11:03 PM (I2/tG)
Second: I've walked on stairs like that in the Kaneohe area making our way to the stairway to heaven.
Third: ah, the Turtle. Any hate him but need him to keep the Gimmedats at bay... say what you will about McTurtle but he has a way of always getting what HE wants. And fuck him with a barbed pineapple filled with C4 explosives... twice.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2022 11:03 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:57 PM (0OP+5)
I can't root for Georgia after what that state did to us in the election.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2022 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Moki at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (JrN/x)
Probably being oppressed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Could not get me on that ice no matter how thick it was.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2022 11:03 PM (n08+I)
I thought all fishing was just a good excuse to get away from the wife and drink all day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 11:04 PM (evAgx)
Could not get me on that ice no matter how thick it was.
Posted by: jakee308
It usually involves beer.
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 11:04 PM (g98Pl)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 10, 2022 10:59 PM (I2/tG)
They would do lauter after lauter off a single grain bill. The first was the heavy beer and barleywines for the mucketymucks, then the stuff we would recognize as a regular beer, then several sparges later the small beer and near beer that had super light OG but still enough stuff in there to ferment and keep the boiled water from going bad.
Sure, everybody was drinking beer, even little children, but most of it was <1% alcohol. Clean water and carbs for all. Miraculous stuff.
Posted by: Ancient Greek Lassie at January 10, 2022 11:04 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 11:04 PM (ibJrv)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2022 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 11:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:05 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 11:05 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2022 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
Korean? Communist? WTF?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:05 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Moki at January 10, 2022 10:38 PM (JrN/x)
Probably being oppressed.
Posted by: nerdygirl
"See the violence inherent in the system!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 11:06 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Seeing the violence inherent in the system?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 11:06 PM (6FeV1)
Child, you are wise beyond your years!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 11:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 11:06 PM (6FeV1)
Cattle needed winter fodder.
Nearly a thousand years passed before some guy realized they had a better use as transportation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 11:07 PM (VxC1e)
Could not get me on that ice no matter how thick it was.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2022 11:03 PM (n08+I)
You just need a better shanty. One with pizza delivery and cable tv.
You know, it ain't about the fish.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:07 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 11:08 PM (ibJrv)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 11:08 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 11:06 PM (hOUT3)
Apparently you are unaware of the years.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:08 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Doof at January 10, 2022 11:08 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Mice, Rats and Fungi! at January 10, 2022 11:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 11:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:08 PM (eKvjl)
Believe me, I am all too aware of the years!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 11:09 PM (hOUT3)
>>Could not get me on that ice no matter how thick it was.
I love to fish and I thought the same thing till I saw the inside of some ice fishing "cabins". I worked with a guy from MN who showed my some pictures of the cabin he fished in.
Nobody is fighting for survival sitting in a Lazy Boy, watching the tube and drinking beer in a heated cabin.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 11:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 11:07 PM (VxC1e)
and the group that did it was the proto-Indo Europeans, and it's why they went from being a small little tribal group to one who's descendants control about 1/3 of the world.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 11:10 PM (evAgx)
Amazing how a supposedly serious businesswoman writes this tripe about herself and expects it to be favorably received.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 10:47 PM (mD/uy)
Don't guess that you know what she expects from anything she does. Think of it more as a means to an end. The persona is a convenient skinsuit, meant as a sort of victim-plated warrior armor. Seen it too many times to count.
A person like her has spent most of her adult life making other people miserable, treading on those who are nice, and stepping over anyone and everyone in her way.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 11:10 PM (M+XYE)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Point of order!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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I Like Beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUmVjjMG-BE
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:10 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 11:08 PM (mD/uy)
It's a rather frequent occurrence, yes
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 11:10 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 11:10 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (jTmQV)
Right. No other reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 10, 2022 10:46 PM (dNqv+)
Gobekli Tepe. 12Kyo. Found traces of beer making there, perhaps the reason for the monument being built. Certain cereal grains grew there natively, and some believe that fermenting it started farming.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Oh yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxHelCzB1QI
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 11:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:12 PM (WSVNe)
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It was no coincidence that the horse and proto-Indo-European originated in the same place, the Pontic-Caspian steppes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 11:12 PM (VxC1e)
Seeing the violence inherent in the system?
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 11:12 PM (x8kT3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:13 PM (yQpMk)
Mis Hum's got a squeezebox...
Evening, y'all. I done kicked covid's ass in 3 days.
(I hope, but signs are good) Maybe I should try to milk it for a month of sympathy like a certain buck toothed bug-eyed commie scrunt... Nah.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2022 11:13 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
"Waitress! Two cocktails!" and off he ran to plant some more barley.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (g98Pl)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (kzsk/)
Wait a minute...so Joe Pesci didnt KILL Spider, he just shot off his naughty bits and Spider lived on to be a granny?
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 11:10 PM (0OP+5)
Fed on non-GMO hay?
I think it would take a serious starvation scenario for me to eat horse, but I would in extremis.
There is no conceivable way on this earth I would eat dog, unlike O'Barky who did it for sport!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 11:15 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (kzsk/)
And guitars were first used to make pasta.
Posted by: Warai-otoko just made that up at January 10, 2022 11:15 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tonypete
Don't pull his finger...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 10, 2022 11:15 PM (CHWNi)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (yQpMk)
And here I thought that was the makeup of the new, improved Supreme court, with 31 justices.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 10, 2022 11:16 PM (mCh4j)
An armed society is a polite society.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2022 11:17 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:17 PM (WSVNe)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PhSu9IWOXVc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mSQsScAK8sk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7NjllblifWI
Posted by: Beartooth at January 10, 2022 11:17 PM (j7VPE)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (kzsk/)
Oops, I skewed Thag with the stick I use on these strings...--ancient caveman
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
Wait a minute...so Joe Pesci didnt KILL Spider, he just shot off his naughty bits and Spider lived on to be a granny?
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (3/XaG)
Was Grandma Spider a Black Widow?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 11:12 PM
Ancient Slavonaut theorists disagree!!
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 11:18 PM (yYy/+)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 10, 2022 11:18 PM (CHWNi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOlZgr9vwgY
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:12 PM (WSVNe)
Alan Jackson does this pretty well, but not quite as well, as th original.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:18 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
And thus was born the personal injury lawyer
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 11:19 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:17 PM
The "Thagomiser"?
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 11:19 PM (yYy/+)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:17 PM (WSVNe)
Here, have some locust!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 10:45 PM (0OP+5)
Oh yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxHelCzB1QI
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 11:12 PM (+lVUW)
Disappointing. I was expecting Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers; and no one would call ZZ Top "country".
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2022 11:20 PM (F0YaR)
Wait a minute...so Joe Pesci didnt KILL Spider, he just shot off his naughty bits and Spider lived on to be a granny?
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 10, 2022 11:14 PM (3/XaG)
Sweetie, if your grandma was a spider, that makes you a bug. Meet the windshield and we will all be better off.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:20 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:19 PM (ynpvh)
You put honey on your locusts?! Gross!
Posted by: Running Gags on the Galilean ONT at January 10, 2022 11:21 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 10, 2022 11:16 PM (mCh4j)
It's only one eye. I hear PRK is very painful.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 10, 2022 11:21 PM (TdMsT)
I'm even more appalled by Dad Cheney. 80 years old, richer than.crap, and perfectly willing to be used as a photo up by people that personally called him a war criminal either to get one more shot in front of a camera or prop up the obviously failed and unnecessary (she doesn't need money, either) political career of his daughter.
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 10, 2022 11:21 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:17 PM
The "Thagomiser"?
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 11:19 PM (yYy/+)
That was the final straw, so to speak.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Buffalo meat was considered by everyone, the best ever, when "in season" and fat.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 10, 2022 11:22 PM (kzsk/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 10, 2022 11:18 PM (CHWNi)
Why in hell are we still discussing the various perversions of that idiot? I'll bet he's a lousy lay no matter what due to his inflated sense of self. But I really don't give two shits who or what he is doing anymore.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:22 PM (eKvjl)
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OTOH, the invention of the Theremin had to await electricity and weird movies about outer space.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2022 11:22 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:19 PM (ynpvh)
You put honey on your locusts?! Gross!
Posted by: Running Gags on the Galilean ONT at January 10, 2022 11:21 PM (6FeV1)
Naw, put butter and garlic and roast 'em.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Running Gags on the Galilean ONT at January 10, 2022 11:21 PM (6FeV1)
How else do you get them to stick to your knife?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:23 PM (eKvjl)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:18 PM (eKvjl)
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Before drink got him he was really smooth and transitioned seamlessly through styles but there are times the original has that colloquialism that puts a unique edge on it.
Jim Ed Brown does it on this one.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:24 PM (WSVNe)
Name an instrument you play without touching it.
You can make your own, by Heathkit.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 11:24 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2022 11:24 PM (F0YaR)
Could not get me on that ice no matter how thick it was.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2022 11:03 PM (n08+I)
I thought all fishing was just a good excuse to get away from the wife and drink all day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 11:04 PM (evAgx)
Also involves shanteys, beer, snacks, music, talking with friends. And the wives like the free fish.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 10, 2022 11:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 11:19 PM (yYy/+)
Gary Larson?
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2022 11:24 PM (F0YaR)
The accepted name for a part of a certain dinosaur's anatomy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 11:26 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2022 11:24 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 11:27 PM (yYy/+)
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 11:19 PM (yYy/+)
Gary Larson?
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 10, 2022 11:24 PM (F0YaR)
The accepted name for a part of a certain dinosaur's anatomy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:
My first SUV was named Thag, after the late Thag Simons.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 10, 2022 11:27 PM (j7VPE)
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back many moons and suns, I was in the flyover zone where it snows 8 months of the year or whatever, I saw what's up. Ice fishing is lux, dude. You drill a hole while inside of a tent or a fucking house and you sit there and watch the packers play and drink beer.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 11:28 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 10, 2022 11:21 PM (3/XaG)
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Cheney's been in every Republican White House since Nixon. He's one of the Ring Meisters.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:28 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 11:26 PM (ZZK0E)
Fruit cake was a high-caloric food meant to keep you going.
https://tinyurl.com/2nf4nnyp
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
Ever read Heart of the Sea?
Dog would have been a preferred delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 11:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 10, 2022 11:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 11:28 PM (ZZK0E)
Why would i do that somewhere *not* next to my pisser or my kitchen?
Actually.... my GF is the football fan, not me. Maybe she can go ice fishing instead!
Posted by: Running Gags on the Galilean ONT at January 10, 2022 11:30 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:30 PM (WSVNe)
RCA made Theramins for a while in the 1930s, they were expensive, and not very many were made. These are very collectable now and go for a nice piece of change. It's worth knowing what they look like if you go antiquing. Sometimes stuff shows up in the weirdest places. "Oh that old thing. $5 and it's yours. Get it outta here."
Posted by: Common Tater at January 10, 2022 11:31 PM (kzsk/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 11:31 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 11:31 PM (6FeV1)
You sound like FJB.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 11:33 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 10, 2022 11:34 PM (Spr0s)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 11:33 PM (ZZK0E)
Ice Fishing with a bow, for extra credit?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:35 PM (ynpvh)
Talk about it now.
Posted by: ZOD
Good enuff to cutta bitch?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 10, 2022 11:36 PM (CHWNi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 10, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:36 PM (WSVNe)
I think I paid about 50 bucks for it.
They make ones with auto-tune now, which sort of defeats the whole point.
Theremin was a defector.
There is a movie about Theremin, it was sort of a coffee house classic.
The soviets kidnapped him in Manhattan.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 11:37 PM (jTmQV)
The Library section has some amazing accounts on the Fur trapping days.
One group got up in the mountains with their horses, and snowed in. Horses do really well on Cottonwood tree bark and branches, but only "sweet" cottonwood, not the high country type. They didn't know that, and the horses wouldn't eat it. They watched all their horses starve. These guys got around in those days. Half the group took a vote and decided to walk to Taos, NM from Wyoming, I think it was, with their furs to buy more horses. They would ride out to California, cross deserts, go trapping up in Montana, back to St Louis, etc. Really hard core SOBs
Posted by: Common Tater at January 10, 2022 11:37 PM (kzsk/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:38 PM (WSVNe)
Point Comfort is a little south of Dyckesville.
("dikesville" in the local vernacular).
Posted by: techsan at January 10, 2022 11:39 PM (Bb8QW)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 11:41 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Zettai at January 10, 2022 11:44 PM (ibJrv)
Take out the space.
And these assholes wonder why we aren't dumping all our spare change in the collection plate these days.
Lord, deliver me from the peter puffers.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 10, 2022 11:45 PM (eKvjl)
Lord, deliver me from the peter puffers.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Tis a mystery!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 11:46 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 11:47 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 11:47 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 11:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at January 10, 2022 11:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2022 11:50 PM (evAgx)
Legit final score: GA 40, AL 12.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2022 11:53 PM (8gxrg)
The Democratic Party, aided and abetted by its Mamluks in the press, has managed to construct a mighty political and cultural fortress even under what passes for leadership by the most feckless and ignorant president of modern times. From this fortress has issued a constant series of sorties by regulators, auditors and policemen against the liberties and even the persons of the American people. With mounting desperation, we of the constitutionalist party have scanned the skyline and the folds of the hills, eagerly awaiting the debouchment of our presumptive army of legislative liberators, and to what are we treated, sir? To the spectacle of you and your bumbling band of wizened, short-winded establishmentarians, occasionally shambling out from amongst the trees to unleash a useless volley of mixed projectiles from your rusty old musketoons at the formidable walls of tyranny...
Posted by: Paco at January 10, 2022 11:54 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2022 11:55 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 11:56 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2022 11:56 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 11:56 PM (hOUT3)
Come in she said, I'll give you shelter from the storm
https://youtu.be/-gsDBuHwqbM
Posted by: mindful webworker
a live version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12rUOLtbQDk
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 10, 2022 11:56 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: SturmToddler's phone at January 10, 2022 11:58 PM (jT7YH)
I'll see you and raise you one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYXOliWGLMQ
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 11:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) predicts at January 10, 2022 11:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 11:59 PM (OaZlZ)
Bob Wills is still the King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwEOZtJm8pU
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 12:00 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 11, 2022 12:01 AM (kzsk/)
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at January 10, 2022 11:56 PM (y7zkd)
Thanks, I saw him live once, fantastic evening!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 12:02 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 11:31 PM (6FeV1)
thats why I never use them. I did 1....1 sock the entire time I have been here and I was sweating when I hit the post button.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 12:03 AM (VwHCD)
[Takes a gold snuffbox from yellow satin waistcoat, inhales a pinch, sneezes violently, retrieves bag-wig from coal bin]
A mere blog, my dear fellow, a mere blog.
Posted by: Paco at January 11, 2022 12:05 AM (njExo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 12:03 AM (VwHCD)
Bers, and here I thought you were a guy that would live on the edge!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 12:06 AM (hOUT3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYXOliWGLMQ
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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That's a topper, yep.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 12:06 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 12:03 AM (VwHCD)
Good to know that such is still allowed to exist, my good man!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 12:09 AM (hOUT3)
That bridge looks like something we built in Boy Scouts ages ago.
Posted by: turambar at January 11, 2022 12:10 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 11, 2022 12:11 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: ZOD at January 10, 2022 10:37 PM (x8kT3)
Should be 375 degrees. Otherwise you're going to burn him.
Posted by: HTL at January 11, 2022 12:12 AM (G6nPO)
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Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 12:13 AM (WSVNe)
Shotgun Reloaders
Natchezss dot com has primers in stock. limit x5
Some weekly gunthreaders had issues finding.
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 11, 2022 12:18 AM (LCTh6)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 11, 2022 12:21 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 12:22 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 11, 2022 12:26 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 11, 2022 12:06 AM (hOUT3)
On the razors edge usually, but sock fails? Nothing says fuck my life like forgetting to take off a Mayor Bootygig "I eat dicks" sock on the food thread. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 12:26 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Broseidon at January 11, 2022 12:29 AM (o28mt)
Customer service told her that the airline only recognizes male and female sic genders [sexes].
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 12:39 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 11, 2022 12:44 AM (DBPIP)
Got about five dollars worth of change from under the seats and carpet, and from under the center console.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 12:45 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 11, 2022 12:57 AM (ZEHVO)
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at January 11, 2022 12:58 AM (DBPIP)
Go ahead. Wear a dress and a bra. You can even change your outie to an inie but you can't get rid of that pesky Y chromosome so in my book yer just a dude . Fauci looks like a guy who likes to come home and slip into his cocktail dress after a hard day of planning how to kill more people.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * operating in the shade at January 11, 2022 01:00 AM (ygZ2Y)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 11, 2022 01:02 AM (bzrNB)
https://www.projectveritas.com/news/
military-documents-about-gain-of-
function-contradict-fauci-testimony-under/
Remove spaces.
Posted by: Emmie at January 11, 2022 01:03 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 01:04 AM (WSVNe)
I'm not a Tide fan but it seems Sagan hate and Brady hate have the same mother.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 11, 2022 01:09 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 10:31 PM (AmoqO)
You can find it at Discogs.com
Posted by: Theodore at January 11, 2022 01:11 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2022 01:11 AM (TMb1F)
A rap which is false based on the dreck from the ivy's these days
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 11, 2022 01:12 AM (bzrNB)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 01:12 AM (WSVNe)
Last time I checked 21 was an adult.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 11, 2022 01:16 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 11, 2022 01:17 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 01:18 AM (pNxlR)
Has she tried Omicron?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 01:19 AM (KAi1n)
You can even change your outie to an inie but you can't get rid of that pesky Y chromosome so in my book yer just a dude.
DNA is transphobic!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 01:20 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 01:20 AM (KAi1n)
I have never seen the sense in cutting holes in the ice and then fishing thru them. Fishing is supposed to be relaxing. Not a fight for survival on a frozen piece of lake.
Could not get me on that ice no matter how thick it was.
Posted by: jakee308
Do it with tip-up sets or do not do it at all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 01:22 AM (pNxlR)
Last time I checked 21 was an adult.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 11, 2022 01:16 AM (BMmaB)
Its way past time civilization stops humoring mental disease. You just gotta wonder if back in 700 AD if shit got so out of control that the muzzies settled on, grow a beard, prove your a man, and kill everything else.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 01:28 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 01:32 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 01:35 AM (KAi1n)
He was called at the last minute to replace an under the weather Tommy Duncan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=843tlu1DFA0
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 01:42 AM (WSVNe)
RE: Madison Cawthorn and the 14th Amendment. Now, I know I'm wrong on this only in a very technical sense.* But am I wrong in stating that that part of the 14th was originally intended solely to deal with former Confederates after the Civil War? Why, for Fucks Sake, is our side not fucking arguing that that section of the 14th is functionally a dead motherfucking letter?
Here's the counterpoint. The Civil War was completed in 1865 and all the Confederates long since died. Ergo, that section sunsetted with the passing of that generation and no longer applies. Then you laugh those fascist fucking leftists out of court while giving them the finger and/or grabbing your nuts at the same time. Fuck them.
*It never mentions the Confederacy explicitly but secession was Unconstitutional to begin with and not naming it was one more way of denying the CSA any sort of legitimacy. At least that's my understanding.
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2022 01:42 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)
It's like they say over there. People back the strong horse.
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2022 01:44 AM (1Yy3c)
15h
Djokovic took on the system and won. He's now going to play the Australian Open in front of a regime that hates him, in complete defiance of the police state that rules the country. Epic in every way.
Posted by: m at January 11, 2022 01:46 AM (YbTYS)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at January 11, 2022 01:48 AM (3DUq5)
Why was he deported? WuFlu? Cuz the Australians are bigger pussies than everyone realized?
Fuck them, too.
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2022 01:48 AM (1Yy3c)
Those laws need to be re-legislated as Null & Void, and new Asylums built, staffed and populated with the .. well, I'd say "insane" but we can't build as many or large enough asylums as to house every democrat, now, can we?
But it might be suitable as to employ such domestic muzzies as might want to torment the afflicted, and afflict the tormented, as the "staff" in such institutions?
/modest proposal
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2022 01:51 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 01:53 AM (KAi1n)
Baby-soft, like an infant. I was amazed. But I obviously know nothing about the mechanics of a master violinist's hands, I expected steel-like strength.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2022 01:55 AM (OTzUX)
If they're going to pull some 14th Amendment bullshit, then we need to argue that the 14th disqualifies every single Democrat across the country from holding public office. They were the party of insurrection and rebellion as identified in the 14th, after all.
It's like the punchline to my new favorite joke. "We are going to *walk* down this hill and fuck *all* of them."
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2022 01:56 AM (1Yy3c)
*It never mentions the Confederacy explicitly but secession was Unconstitutional to begin with ....
Posted by: Robert
--------
Oh? I don't think so. In point of fact, it was regarded as an *explicit* right...by everyone.
Lincoln quite deliberately manipulated the firing on Ft. Sumter as an act of rebellion. A different thing altogether.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2022 01:58 AM (Z/QB3)
So you'd still be right, new laws are needed, but - good luck with that.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2022 02:01 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 02:05 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2022 01:58 AM (Z/QB3)
That's right. Almost forgot. As I recall it's mentioned in the same part that says abortion is a right.
This shit is why we lose. Cuz no one on our side is serious about this shit.
Well, you have fun losing.
Night.
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2022 02:06 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2022 01:58 AM (Z/QB3)
Most don't know that Ft Sumter happened MONTHS after they succeeded.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 11, 2022 02:08 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 02:09 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Romeo13
Ummm, they failed....
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 02:11 AM (KAi1n)
Those people were the street people of today. They were functional to some degree but needed a controlled environment. Not harsh but stable.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 02:12 AM (WSVNe)
So, you have just split away from one government that had grown intolerable. The Founders literally saw Tyranny climbing through the windows (as I remember someone once saying.) The protections against that are rife in the constitution if you read it with that in mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 02:12 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 02:13 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 02:13 AM (KAi1n)
Rose? And from what I remember reading about her, she would have been looked at as a mild form of Lindsey Lohan/Britney Spears these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 02:15 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 02:16 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 01:35 AM (KAi1n)
Not all of it.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 11, 2022 02:16 AM (eKvjl)
I'll grant that you're correct, and my memory was faulty.
But I'll further stipulate that the released and roving insane, then became the oxidizer for the full-orbital burn of the Demonsaniac Trajectory of the Democratic Demonsaniacs. See: AOC/Bernie/Lieawatha, etc, Q.E.D.
We want to be left in peace and left alone, and they want nothing less than to control us at the cellular and pocket change level of existence. The disagreements are on non-peaceable trajectories, it seems. But I refuse to be at peace with Tyranny, nor subject myself to it by however I might find able to resist. Days ahead promise to be "Interesting Times", another Chinese import thanks to the Biden Junta.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2022 02:17 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 02:16 AM (QU5/
This is probably not wrong. A few other things have to get fixed first. Basic law needs to be upheld before we need to fix other things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 02:17 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Romeo13
Ummm, they failed....
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 02:11 AM (KAi1n)
Seceeded?
Dates of secession:
https://www.libs.uga.edu/
hargrett/selections/confed/dates.html
Posted by: m at January 11, 2022 02:18 AM (YbTYS)
Posted by: raimondo at January 11, 2022 02:18 AM (pSZ0l)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 02:16 AM (QU5/
There are those for whom an asylum would be a blessing. We do not have the will to demand proper care for those who will never be able to care for themselves; instead we leave them on the street and wait for them to be raped, murdered, or just plain die from exposure. Regardless of any abuses that might happen, state hospitals at least put a roof over their heads, fed them and medicated when it might help.
Find a better system, but leaving them to their own devices is not one.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 11, 2022 02:18 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 02:19 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: m at January 11, 2022 02:19 AM (YbTYS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2022 02:21 AM (b57kA)
Dude needed help, from an exorcist and then from inpatient care. He isn't going to get either. Truly awful.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 11, 2022 02:21 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 11, 2022 02:21 AM (otFiP)
This law prevented that mother from putting her son away, the one that shot up the school. My mind fails specifics but she had been working on it for six months.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 02:21 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 11, 2022 02:23 AM (eKvjl)
Posted by: tcn
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I had a similar encounter last week, in the parking lot of a grocery store. I never figured out what the guy wanted, but clearly a very ill man, Heartbreaking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2022 02:24 AM (vooSz)
He killed the Republic.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 02:25 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 01:04 AM (WSVNe)
Not certain. I have not been paying close attention to the thread tonight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 02:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2022 02:29 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: raimondo
The key being *McCarthy*. Good luck to the Left and the Right if you're counting on him.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 02:38 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 02:38 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 02:39 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 02:40 AM (KAi1n)
Find a better system, but leaving them to their own devices is not one.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 11, 2022 02:18 AM (eKvjl)
As much as One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest provided impetus to closing the worst of the insane asylums, Girl, Interrupted offered an alternate and justified view of their existence. Some can be helped. Many cannot. In a way, tossing them all back onto the streets is "the Soros DA" approach. How's that shit working out?
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2022 02:41 AM (F0YaR)
The ACLU's most important Supreme Court case involving the rights of people with mental illness was filed on behalf of Kenneth Donaldson, who had been involuntarily confined in a Florida State Hospital for 15 years.
He was not dangerous and had received no medical treatment. In a landmark decision for mental health law in 1975, a unanimous Supreme Court ruled that states cannot confine a non-dangerous individual who can survive on his own, or with help from family and friends.
--------------
But reading this article and one from Psycho Today it appears that there was a concerted, national left wing push - lawfare - to accomplish this
https://is.gd/Q2kPt7
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 02:45 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 02:48 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 11, 2022 01:58 AM (Z/QB3)
Rather the Confederates were so stupid and arrogant that they thought they could get away with it and the Union would fold.
You wouldn't buy that line from China claiming Taiwan's military is a provocation.
Posted by: Sjg at January 11, 2022 02:50 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 02:53 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 02:54 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 11, 2022 03:07 AM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Javems
Mebbe it escaped !
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 03:07 AM (arJlL)
The essay on "learned stupidity" was excellent. I see it every day at the university where I work. The entire charade of face diapers, clot shots, supplements to the clot shots, standing an arbitrarily-decided distance from your coworkers, Zoom calls to the person in the next room . . . Three of my coworkers all have Ph.D.s, one an M.A. I'm the only lowly bachelor's degree holder in the bunch. Yet they have gone gaga while I am looking at the situation as it is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 03:34 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2022 03:38 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2022 03:39 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2022
***
Same here -- lying in bed, worrying about things I have no real control over. It's too early for me to go work out, though, and way too early for me to shave, shower, and head off to work.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 03:41 AM (c6xtn)
You wouldn't buy that line from China claiming Taiwan's military is a provocation.
Posted by: Sjg at January 11, 2022
***
As I recall, Rhett Butler voiced the opinion in at least one scene that the Confederacy was insane to think they could win a war with the North. And was mocked for it. No doubt he reflected the view of the few sane people in the southern states at the time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 03:44 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 03:44 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 03:54 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 03:54 AM (c6xtn)
Very hard to eat just a couple.
Posted by: m at January 11, 2022 04:01 AM (YbTYS)
Posted by: m at January 11, 2022 04:01 AM (YbTYS)
Am I gonna die?
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