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The Party of Karens: Democrats Fear Their Base Is Increasingly Just Affluent White Female Liberals (AWFLs)

What I'd be even more afraid of is that the Karen Bloc, the AWFLs, are bossy, toxically self-righteous, and hateful and alienating to everyone else on the planet.

No one likes Karen. No one.

The Karen Coalition will be a lonely one.


After Barack Obama's 2008 White House victory, Democrats believed they had created an unbreakable "coalition of the ascendant" voters, driven by increasing participation of minority groups and college-educated women. But recent left-wing economic and policy woes have brought about a demographic realignment that threatens to sink Democrats' chances not just for 2022, but for the next several decades.

As President Biden's approval ratings have tanked with nonwhite voters, the Democratic Party increasingly has become dominated by liberal white women who virtue-signal with suburban lawn signs and then henpeck people in supermarkets to pull their face masks up over their noses. Or, put more simply, the Democratic Party is at risk of becoming a party of "Karens." Recent polling suggests that Hispanic and Black voters are abandoning the party -- many of these individuals are being harmed by the surging inflation, anti-business COVID measures, and exploding crime rates in urban areas brought about by a year of left-wing measures.

The article notes defections away from the Democrats among blacks, and the major fall in Hipanic support.

...

If the Democratic Party no longer has Hispanic and Black voters as electoral locks, it is left with a diminishing constituency of its most consistent members: single, college-educated white women, who dominated last year's social media slacktivism and protests.

It is possible that this liberal woman demographic would be able to hold enough sway to choose Democrat nominees for the foreseeable future. And yet, party bigwigs must understand that as offensive as much of the electorate considered Donald Trump, morphing into the party of "Karens" who are more concerned about your carbon footprint than keeping your community safe, likely will further alienate Hispanic and Black voters.

Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?

Posted by: Ace at 04:56 PM




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1 Flight of the bumblebee?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 04:57 PM (W2Pud)

2 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2022 04:57 PM (Do5/p)

3 Dunno why that came to mind.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 04:57 PM (W2Pud)

4 Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?

Posted by: Ace at 04:56 PM


Let's hope so. They are insufferable.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 04:57 PM (Ez6QX)

5 How are you doing, Ace?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 04:57 PM (W2Pud)

6 A party of Karens....shudder...

Posted by: Mishdog at January 05, 2022 04:58 PM (/VWLE)

7 Top Ten

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 05, 2022 04:58 PM (1kZuj)

8 A coven of karens

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 04:58 PM (W2Pud)

9 Karens are the type who would turn on other Karens first. This is the first time that their brand of bossy hypochondria has been able to order others around, and they aren't going to give that up without a fight.

Posted by: raoul ortega at January 05, 2022 04:59 PM (OafoN)

10 Twilight of the Karens?

I'm locking myself in my bunker with my box wine, my cats, and my Covid at-home tests, and will be on Twitter 24x7 explaining that this is vicious hate speech!

I will not be mocked!

Posted by: Covid Karen! at January 05, 2022 04:59 PM (I2/tG)

11 Are we still doing the "lean in" thing? I can smell Aunt Karens wine breath.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 05, 2022 05:00 PM (/VWLE)

12 Karens are never going away.
We can just hope they'll be ignored.

Get off social media.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 05:00 PM (V6f9+)

13 But But. We're doing it for the BIPOC. Can't they see?

Posted by: Karens at January 05, 2022 05:00 PM (hOMhY)

14 >>>A coven of karens

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 04:58 PM (W2Pud)

That is wicked!

Posted by: Mark Borchardt, American Movie at January 05, 2022 05:01 PM (QYPq3)

15 A Clutch of Karens

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:01 PM (Q8622)

16 They created them, they can keep them. They deserve each other.

Posted by: flounder at January 05, 2022 05:01 PM (SH2Zi)

17 And yet, the left can't figure out a way to declare victory over covid.

It's weird.

The longer they dither, the less anyone will give a shit as the rest of the country simply moves on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)

18 But recent left-wing economic and policy woes have brought about a demographic realignment that threatens to sink Democrats' chances not just for 2022, but for the next several decades.

Someone spouts this nonsense every 4 to 8 years. One party is going to become overwhelmingly dominant!!! It's nonsense. Does anyone doubt the GOPe's ability to cuck out and throw any victory away?

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (EpDzw)

19 dems have become so annoying that they can't even pay people to like them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (Y5qcH)

20 A cunstituency of karens.

Posted by: flounder at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (SH2Zi)

21 I've said before that Obama will eventually be judged a disaster for the Dems. He convinced a generation that they didn't need blue-collar, conservative Dems. Instead, a coalition of upper class women, minorities, urban millennials, and government employees would propel them to a perpetual majority.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (wmDcS)

22 They should've stuck to bribes and handouts.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (z5Vrg)

23 What we need to do is give out free wine on Election Day and have them so drunk we can convince them to vote GOP.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (XSRBF)

24 If the Democrats flounder and Republicans are essentially handed the reins of government through no merit of their own, other than not being Democrats, I'm sure it won't result in conservative government.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (QU5/8)

25 Totally OT but some good news.

Just re-re-discovered a case of 230 grain ball ammo. Now I don't need to buy .45 for a couple of months!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (V6f9+)

26 We're doing it for the BIPOC. Can't they see?

These ignorant minorities don't understand their real interests!

It takes people like me to explain to them what they really want!

Posted by: Covid Karen! at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (I2/tG)

27 Does anyone doubt the GOPe's ability to cuck out and throw any victory away?
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (EpDzw)

2 years. That's all it will take for everyone to hate the GOPe.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (Y5qcH)

28 No one inside the beltway understands anything that's going on in the nation. They're all making gobs of Chicom lucre and really don't give a shit. And I'm including the GOP. They're just as delusional.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (Fs5vw)

29 Trying to please chronically frustrated women is no way to run a country.

Posted by: Things Will Rodgers Should Have Said at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (rwC1N)

30 It's funny, Democrats have a pretty good hold on the black vote for some strange reason. But that support is shrinking. They though it would be filled with Hispanic support, gained through illegal immigration. But they don't know history, and therefore missed that many Hispanics were fleeing the same Marxist garbage Democrats are trying to create here.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

31 We're a gynocentric/feminist based society. Our young males are not taught to be men, they're treated as dysfunctional females. Girls aren't taught to be women, they're taught to behave and pursue careers like a man. Feminism is ingrained in everything, especially the church.

Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (0jZnq)

32 >>>29 Trying to please chronically frustrated women is no way to run a country.


Si. A business, perhaps. A country, no.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (0G13K)

33 A cackle of Karens

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (XSRBF)

34 eGOP welcomes Karen with open arms.

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (MkuC5)

35 Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?

Posted by: Ace at 04:56 PM


I clicked that link. Dude sounds like Lil Benny Shapiro

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (mZUr4)

36 Meanwhile, Karls are transitioning to Karens and beating them at their own game.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (FVME7)

37 Does anyone doubt the GOPe's ability to cuck out and throw any victory away?
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (EpDzw)


The GOP wants to win, but they want to win the right way: on a platform of unrestricted free trade, massive immigration, "truce" on social issues, corporate subsidies, and increasing overseas military entanglements.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (wmDcS)

38 I think the stylebook is a "Scold of Karens".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (fs1hN)

39 I'm pretty sure Karens just change their dogma when a new, powerful system that can be used/abused for shaming comes out.

They used to be Church scolds.
Then they became woke.
Then they became woke and Covidians.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (YYlyE)

40 We are the party of the faculty lounge, the government office, the HR department, and the welfare office!

We don't need anyone else in our coalition!

Posted by: Covid Karen! at January 05, 2022 05:05 PM (I2/tG)

41 That's who they wanted these last few years, got all the women they could afraid of Trump.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 05:05 PM (2JoB8)

42 >> Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?

This is the Ending of the Age of the Karen fuss,
the Age of the Karen fuuuuuuuss,
the Kaaaren fuuuuuuuuss...
the Kaaaaaaren fuuuuuss.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 05, 2022 05:05 PM (uWF4x)

43 Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?
----------
Karendaemmerung.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 05, 2022 05:05 PM (DnWKq)

44 If the Democrats flounder and Republicans are essentially handed the reins of government through no merit of their own, other than not being Democrats, I'm sure it won't result in conservative government.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (QU5/

Of course it won't. The Republicans will work to make sure Billy in a skirt gets a misdemeanor for feeling up a girl in the Ladies restroom. Not like the Dems who will bury it.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 05, 2022 05:05 PM (EpDzw)

45 Hub Arkush is a tool Chicago Bears sports writer.

Aaron Rodgers on Hub Arkush: "He's a bum ... an absolute bum."

Rodgers thinks he should be excluded for voting for MVP because of his predisposition about him as a person.

"His problem is I'm not vaccinated" and added if that's the case then make it "the most vaccinated player"


https://bit.ly/3eS0yF0

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2022 05:05 PM (Do5/p)

46 18 "But recent left-wing economic and policy woes have brought about a demographic realignment that threatens to sink Democrats' chances not just for 2022, but for the next several decades."

Someone spouts this nonsense every 4 to 8 years. One party is going to become overwhelmingly dominant!!! It's nonsense. Does anyone doubt the GOPe's ability to cuck out and throw any victory away?
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (EpDzw)

Yeah we're probably going to muddle along until things fall apart. But decreased party loyalty means a higher likely for regionalist factions to emerge.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (z5Vrg)

47 Fanning hysteria over 1/6 appeals to minorities and the working class.
The maid agrees, ask her.

Posted by: Box Wine at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (c+fGX)

48 *higher likelihood

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (z5Vrg)

49 Does anyone doubt the GOPe's ability to cuck out and throw any victory away?
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor

Well, practice makes perfect.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (FVME7)

50
Karens are the type who would turn on other Karens first.

Posted by: raoul ortega at January 05, 2022 04:59 PM


No man has the innate capacity to hate a woman as much as another woman.

Prove me wrong... and show your work.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (dQvv7)

51
Does anyone doubt the GOPe's ability to cuck out and throw any victory away?
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor


They'll hire some advisors who will tell them to move to the left.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (63Dwl)

52 There really is no basis to say that blacks and hispanics are leaving the Democrat party.

There are some locales where hipanics vote slightly more for the GOP and the only uptick in blacks has been in black men, black women have not moved an iota.

Get back to me when a GOP candidate gets say, 50 pct of the hispanic vote and 40 pct of the black vote, then we're talking, otherwise it's masturbation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (fubZS)

53 I've said before that Obama will eventually be judged a disaster for the Dems. He convinced a generation that they didn't need blue-collar, conservative Dems. Instead, a coalition of upper class women, minorities, urban millennials, and government employees would propel them to a perpetual majority.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (wmDcS)

-----------------
The Milk Chocolate Messiah only hung out with the lower classes long enough until he was elevated to be the Elite's chosen one.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (TNyrE)

54 And yet, the left can't figure out a way to declare victory over covid.

It's weird.

The longer they dither, the less anyone will give a shit as the rest of the country simply moves on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (LvTSG)


El Rushbo used to say something like "go ahead and have a recession; I refuse to participate".

More and more folks are refusing to participate in the "pandemic".

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (mZUr4)

55 Current Jeopardy champ gets robbed at gunpoint in Oakland.

https://6abc.cm/3zumkZ0

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (YYlyE)

56 "Meanwhile, Karls are transitioning to Karens and beating them at their own game."

I thought the male version of a Karen was Kevin.

Posted by: Tuna at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (gLRfa)

57 18 Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (EpDzw)

==========

Here's my prediction:

GOP wins the House easily and a bare majority in the Senate (1-2 seats) in 2022. They then do nothing productive because, honestly, there's not a whole lot Congress can do without the President's signature. However, there will be no sense of purpose to the whole affair as the GOP leadership coasts on being not-Biden.

This leaves the platform of the Republican Party open, unintentionally because McCarthy is a coward and McConnell is a snake that doesn't want anyone to acknowledge the obvious, to whomever wins the presidential primary. Which will be Trump if he decides to run, and his proxy if he decides to not run (DeSantis, I guess).

Along with the increase in more MAGA aligned GOP House members and at the state level, because of Trump's election money he's been using for the last year and will continue to use, that means that the GOP's efforts to be milquetoast will actually create a far more conservative party that is able to actually do things to appeal to the new voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 05, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

58 YOU'LL TAKE MY COVID FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!

Posted by: Karenton Heston at January 05, 2022 05:07 PM (ESjRY)

59 Oh an now there's Flurona out there.

Look out, be safe, vaxx and boost up, it's the only way.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:07 PM (fubZS)

60 The article notes defections away from the Democrats among blacks, and the major fall in Hipanic support.

There's a voting demographic of hip people who panic?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2022 05:07 PM (Do5/p)

61 >>>Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?


Heavenly shades of night are falling, it's twilight, it's Karen time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 05:07 PM (XSRBF)

62 4 Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?

Posted by: Ace at 04:56 PM

Let's hope so. They are insufferable.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 04:57 PM (Ez6QX)

Karenderdammerung!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2022 05:07 PM (trdmm)

63 No man has the innate capacity to hate a woman as much as another woman.

Prove me wrong... and show your work.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (dQvv7)

Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other. -- Al Bundy

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 05:08 PM (II3Gr)

64 And guess why the Democrats are bleeding Black and Hispanic voters...

It's two words - or three if you're feeling especially resplendent.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 05:08 PM (eYAL0)

65 I'm warming up to Aaron Rogers. Doubt he would come to Cleveland though. We'll still have Baker for one more year.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:08 PM (fs1hN)

66 No man has the innate capacity to hate a woman as much as another woman.
==
Except when that man, is sort of a "woman". See liberal "men" to Sarah Palin

Posted by: Things Will Rodgers Should Have Said at January 05, 2022 05:08 PM (ZBcsD)

67 I gotta love where I live. Masks are off (some still wear them but few) and the people you'd think were Karens are not. This is so much a relief after wondering for a year how far things would stick. Well not in my county. A county BTW that went majority for Trump and made it stick because there were people watching how the count was done.

If would be an amazing thing after 60 years of seeing a constant applied to the Democrats before the votes are even counted. To have them now up for grabs and unknown until an actual count is revolutionary. I pray it's true.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 05, 2022 05:08 PM (n08+I)

68 The KAREN KYLE KORPS WILL CRUSH YOU SCIENCE HATING DEPLORABLES!

Posted by: The new KKK at January 05, 2022 05:08 PM (ESjRY)

69 Gee. People are starting to realize they have been fed nothing but bullshit on Covid? There can be only one answer; People are stupid, seriously stupid, and many are proud of their stupidity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 05:08 PM (o2MD2)

70 most vaccinated player

-
Health
Leftist Who Keeps Taking COVID Tests Says He Can Quit Anytime
January 3rd, 2022 115

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:09 PM (FVME7)

71 The most of the white women I know that voted for Obama are racists. I'm pretty sure they voted for him to try and convince their friends that they weren't. They couldn't debate a single policy other than abortion.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 05, 2022 05:09 PM (4n6fw)

72
Someone spouts this nonsense every 4 to 8 years. One party is going to become overwhelmingly dominant!!! It's nonsense. Does anyone doubt the GOPe's ability to cuck out and throw any victory away?
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (EpDzw)

-----

Maybe the real purpose of the Democrat coalition is to give a fig leaf of plausibility to elections that will simply be stolen by fraud for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 05, 2022 05:09 PM (72NLe)

73 Except when that man, is sort of a "woman". See liberal "men" to Sarah Palin

Ain't no misogyny like light in the loafers misogyny

Posted by: Some Gay Hair Dresser that HATES his clients at January 05, 2022 05:09 PM (ESjRY)

74 55 Current Jeopardy champ gets robbed at gunpoint in Oakland.

https://6abc.cm/3zumkZ0
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (YYlyE)

Now I know how the folks who cheered on Jesse James felt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2022 05:09 PM (trdmm)

75
31 We're a gynocentric/feminist based society. Our young males are not taught to be men, they're treated as dysfunctional females. Girls aren't taught to be women, they're taught to behave and pursue careers like a man. Feminism is ingrained in everything, especially the church.
Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (0jZnq)

Rush called it chickafication years ago. He warned us.

I miss him more and more.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 05:09 PM (Fs5vw)

76 74
Now I know how the folks who cheered on Jesse James felt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2022 05:09 PM (trdmm)

===========

That's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 05, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)

77 Rush called it chickafication years ago. He warned us.

Only way it happens is if men lose their nads and let it. We let it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 05, 2022 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

78 "The Party of Karens: Democrats Fear Their Base Is Increasingly Just Affluent White Female Liberals (AWFLs)"


The Democrat Karen Brigades are why we've gone through COVID hell. The Blue State and City leaders did, and continue to do, internal polling about masks, lockdowns, school closures, and vaccinations. And surprise, surprise, the hard-core Blue voters most likely to vote in every election, Karens and union members, were down with any and every measure that protected their lives. No matter the consequences to society at large and to anyone the Karens consider beneath them on the Social Justice Credit scorecard.

This is not a pandemic of the unvaccinated. It is a catastrophe caused by Democrats pandering to the Karens.

Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2022 05:10 PM (AMIL/)

79 What, no love for me?

Posted by: THe "Violent Insurrectionist " Ted Cruz at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (VpIIl)

80 What's the opposite of the Karen's?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (n08+I)

81 Along with the increase in more MAGA aligned GOP House members and at the state level, because of Trump's election money he's been using for the last year and will continue to use, that means that the GOP's efforts to be milquetoast will actually create a far more conservative party that is able to actually do things to appeal to the new voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 05, 2022 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

Counter prediction: Around 90% of those new MAGA members are either establishment plants or will be co-opted. The GOPe will go back to claiming they can do nothing when they actually control the budgeting process. The GOPe will perform failure theater to the max and dispirit their shrinking base. Welcome to Presidente por Vida AOC.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (EpDzw)

82 lol

Most consistent constituency. Lowest on the intersectional victim totem pole.

It's hard to not draw the beaten woman analogy here.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (SH2Zi)

83 The Milk Chocolate Messiah only hung out with the lower classes long enough until he was elevated to be the Elite's chosen one.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (TNyrE)


His whole schtick in politics was to come across as upper-class whites' Ideal Black Friend. He was someone with black skin but utterly conventional, and bland, progressive political positions, which made the AWFLs and their soy progressive husbands feel better about themselves.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (wmDcS)

84 Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?

Only if right-leaning men will stop White Knighting for them.

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (zmPFY)

85 It's not your fault you're so pretty and that makes everyone hate you.
They're just assholes who won't admit you're right.
Go ahead, tell them on NextDoor. Facebook and Twitter too.
Everyone smart agrees with you, Karen.

Posted by: Box Wine at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (c+fGX)

86 There's a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
I treat you like a dog
Get you down on my knees

We call it Karen and servant
We call it Karen and servant

Posted by: Covid Karen! at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (I2/tG)

87 80 What's the opposite of the Karen's?
Posted by: jakee308 at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (n08+I)

Me. And my name is Deplorable.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (o2MD2)

88 There is a lot of conjecture that most human societies before the dawn of history was matrifocal. In fact, feminists generally believe this.

And if true, this means that as soon as societies figured out matrifocal societies don't work...they conquered all the societies around them in short order.

Which...just might be the story of the Indo Europeans.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

89 "Twilight" -- one of the better tracks from U2's very early days...

https://youtu.be/5qWidx0CBOU

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (mZUr4)

90 The KAREN KYLE KORPS WILL CRUSH YOU SCIENCE HATING DEPLORABLES!
Posted by: The new KKK

Scientists have taught a goldfish how to drive a motorized vehicle so there's one more thing to worry about

https://bit.ly/3G2sOAJ

And yet, some people still don't believe in science!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (FVME7)

91 A cattery of Karens

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (vkS2Z)

92 You mean to tell me that the teachers control the nuclear football?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (I7tOT)

93 Has Mary Cloggenstein weighed in yet?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (fs1hN)

94 We're a gynocentric/feminist based society. Our young males are not taught to be men, they're treated as dysfunctional females. Girls aren't taught to be women, they're taught to behave and pursue careers like a man. Feminism is ingrained in everything, especially the church.
Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (0jZnq)

Rush called it chickafication years ago. He warned us.
==
He was just quoting me, and vulgarizing it. But that's what got him heard. Not a problem.

Its been an attack against the family for 100 years. Hang in there.

Posted by: O.L. of Fatima at January 05, 2022 05:12 PM (OOiT3)

95 Here's my prediction:

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford a

I predict I will switch to handels in 2022. My liver should give out by 2024

I also predict that Russia will make hay in Ukraine soon, and that China will get into Taiwan before the risk of joetardo leaving. Joetardo will try to use the "war president" as a campaign strategy and so create Yet Another Crisis. In fact, his model is FDR, and he might be trying to create a world war just to follow that model.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (UsZum)

96 81 You are so cynical. Give them a chance if they say their conservative.

Posted by: Tea Party candidates at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (Ojki1)

97
Current Jeopardy champ gets robbed at gunpoint in Oakland.

I'm certain you did not use the proper pronouns to describe the man. Pretending to be a woman.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (dQvv7)

98 >>"Twilight" -- one of the better tracks from U2's very early days...


That's a low bar to clear.

But, those guys knew roofing.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (Q8622)

99 I'd enlist Dr. Ben Carson to perform a Karenotomy on the Body Politic. Because Karenism is a mental illness, so as one of the Nations' preeminent neurosurgeons, Dr. Carson would be well suited for the job.

But he'd have to enlist a Proctologist to assist. Karenitis is developed when the Body Politic has it's head up it's ass.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (QzJWU)

100 It's close to midnight
And something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream
But terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze
As horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is Karen, Karen night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's Karen, Karen night
You're fighting for your life inside a Karen, Karen tonight, yeah

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (44ww/)

101 Fortunately for Democrats, they have support from the GOP members of Congress.

Ted Cruz says, "hey".

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (VpIIl)

102 @81
>>The GOPe will go back to claiming they can do nothing when they actually control the budgeting process.

Fun Fact:
The GOP has "controlled" the budgeting process for 20 of the last 28 years.

And look where we are.

Or alternatively...

The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (fubZS)

103 >>>What's the opposite of the Karen's?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (n08+I

All I know is it most likely is french.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 05:14 PM (QYPq3)

104 No matter the consequences to society at large and to anyone the Karens consider beneath them on the Social Justice Credit scorecard.

Discussion I had with an obese AWFL.

Me: You know there are real risks for kids with these shots, and they get no benefit from them.

AWFL: WHO CARES, I'M AT RISK FOR COVID.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)

105 The Milk Chocolate Messiah only hung out with the lower classes long enough until he was elevated to be the Elite's chosen one.

Like when he "organized" the poor blacks in Atgeld Gardens, commuting in from the wealthy University of Chicago neighborhood.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2022 05:14 PM (I2/tG)

106 >>Scientists have taught a goldfish how to drive a motorized vehicle so there's one more thing to worry about


When hyou give shrimp a treadmill...

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:14 PM (Q8622)

107 Someone needs to go back in a time machine to 1920, and say, "You'll be sorrrrrryyy!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 05:15 PM (YhzyV)

108 The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.
==
Uniparty.

Posted by: Try it on, it fits. at January 05, 2022 05:15 PM (6qR+L)

109 My stars and garters, the acronym being awful is just perfection.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 05:15 PM (GbPPJ)

110 >What's the opposite of the Karen's?


Unicorns.

But, like Rhode Island, they aren't real.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:15 PM (Q8622)

111 There will never be a world without "Karen."

That movie would suck. No reason for gun play.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 05:15 PM (BFigT)

112 ---Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (QzJWU)

Jim, you have a way with word pictures.

Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2022 05:15 PM (t62xj)

113 There is a lot of conjecture that most human societies before the dawn of history was matrifocal. In fact, feminists generally believe this.

Yeah, I'm sure primitive tribal life was filled with feminism, and not at all super-rapey. Nothing says "women should be in charge" like subsistence hunting.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 05:15 PM (QU5/8)

114 A direct result of the disastrous 19th amendment.

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 05:16 PM (gmo/4)

115 >>"Twilight" -- one of the better tracks from U2's very early days...


That's a low bar to clear.

But, those guys knew roofing.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (Q8622)


They were great musically in the 80s and early 90s. Then they became caricatures of themselves.

By the way, Mr Pinball -- did you see there is a Rush themed pinball machine coming out?

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 05:16 PM (mZUr4)

116 47% of black people are single.
28% of white people are single.

Being in a committed relationship is white privilege!
https://bit.ly/3zs5LNr

Also, half of women age 65+ are single. Those elderly guys need to get dating!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM (YYlyE)

117 111 There will never be a world without "Karen."

That movie would suck. No reason for gun play.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 05:15 PM (BFigT)


What? Why not?

Posted by: Alec "dead eye" Baldwin at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM (o2MD2)

118 You're fighting for your life inside a Karen, Karen tonight, yeah

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 05, 2022 05:13 PM (44ww/)

Darkness falls across the land . . .

As Karen slumps, with winebox in hand . . . .

Posted by: Zombie Vincent Price at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM (SH2Zi)

119 >>By the way, Mr Pinball -- did you see there is a Rush themed pinball machine coming out?


But, of course. Looks pretty good, too. At least the layout does. Will wait to play it a bit before I decide to put one in the house, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM (Q8622)

120 ".. that means that the GOP's efforts to be milquetoast will actually create a far more conservative party that is able to actually do things to appeal to the new voters."

lol.

The NRCC and that dunce Kevin McCarthy are handing out money to the candidates. Who do you think their loyalty will be too? The voters?

*GUFFAW*

Look what that fat blimp from Staten Island did once she got in. She sold the party out on the Not Infrastructure Bill. Expect to see more of this. She and her fellow clowns in the House did that with McCarthy's OK.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM (VpIIl)

121 In fact, his model is FDR, and he might be trying to create a world war just to follow that model.

So when we deplorables dodge the draft are we going to have to go to Mexico?

Also, who will lose more ships to the Russians. Us...or the Russians? I mean seriously?

Ivan: The good news, the missiles all fired this time and we sank the American ships - it is cloudy today and their solar cells all failed.

Peter: Ok, what is bad news?

Ivan: The missiles set the ship on fire. Including the life boats.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM (ESjRY)

122 a coven of karens alliterates

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM (UsZum)

123 > Now I know how the folks who cheered on Jesse James felt.

Sandra Bullock's ex?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:18 PM (YYlyE)

124 >>By the way, Mr Pinball -- did you see there is a Rush themed pinball machine coming out?


But, of course. Looks pretty good, too. At least the layout does. Will wait to play it a bit before I decide to put one in the house, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM (Q8622)


Saw a video clip today of Geddy and Alex in the studio doing the voiceover recordings. They were having a fun time.

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 05:18 PM (mZUr4)

125 I've had my fill of Karens, even though, but for the grace of god that would be me (and perhaps is at times)

My workplace has a lot of women in powerful admin and management positions plus a good number in computer and science positions. and there is still a loud chorus of "We must do more to support women and minorities in science." They had an online townhall a couple months ago and I found out there was a set of Karens very worried that the un-vaxxed posed a risk to their health, not in some abstract "you'll get sick and then I wont be able to get into hospital if I break an arm" way but "passing some unvaxxed person in the hall will put me at risk of catching deadly covid" idiocy.

If only the GOP would have embraced Trump, he appeals to people who pull their weight and just want the government to stop making the road so muddy and extra difficult.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 05, 2022 05:18 PM (3cGpq)

126 "Democratic Party is at risk of becoming a party of "Karens."


Haha haha hahaha hahahahaha!!! This is why I still have a lot of hope for the country. Everybody hates Karen and the democrats who used to yell about sticking it to the man are now becoming Karen!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 05, 2022 05:18 PM (Vxu+H)

127 Also, half of women age 65+ are single. Those elderly guys need to get dating!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM (YYlyE)


There are reasons for that. Believe me, I know.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 05:18 PM (o2MD2)

128 Yeah, I'm sure primitive tribal life was filled with feminism, and not at all super-rapey. Nothing says "women should be in charge" like subsistence hunting.

Can't keep your eyes open all the time Ogg can you?

Posted by: Some Crazy Cave Woman at January 05, 2022 05:19 PM (ESjRY)

129 The Cat of Destiny will eat well at the End of Karendom

Posted by: azjaeger at January 05, 2022 05:19 PM (VRBcO)

130 The article notes defections away from the Democrats among blacks, and the major fall in Hipanic support.

Look. I know a lot of Mexican women are prone to the carbohydrate explosion when they reach their thirties.

But calling them Hipanics is above and beyond the call. Be better, Ace. Be better.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 05, 2022 05:19 PM (ZSK0i)

131 karendammerung? it ain't over until the fat karen sings.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 05, 2022 05:19 PM (v3pYe)

132 Jeffrey Toobin, C.K. Lewis and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar...

Posted by: Just the Setup at January 05, 2022 05:19 PM (LaNzR)

133 Instead, a coalition of upper class women, minorities, urban millennials, and government employees would propel them to a perpetual majority.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 05, 2022 05:02 PM (wmDcS)

I have no issue with minorities (other than the geniuses who run our cities, but that applies to pretty much all of them regardless of skin color), but the rest? Should a coalition of upper class woman, urban millennials and govt employees to be in charge of anything? I wouldn't trust them to run a bake sale.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:19 PM (fs1hN)

134 "decades"

Uh oh - another generational realignment? The third one since 2000? Hate those.

Take your 81M official votes. Subtract whatever number that is plausible and makes you feel better about the people living in the country. You still have about 150 X the "Karen" base.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:19 PM (OTzUX)

135 An opposition party could take advantage of this. Anybody know of one I could support?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:19 PM (yQpMk)

136 But calling them Hipanics is above and beyond the call. Be better, Ace. Be better.
==
Wow. Ace. Just. Wow.

Posted by: Tsk Tsk at January 05, 2022 05:20 PM (rwC1N)

137 So far Iron Maiden is the only (modern) music based pin that I have liked. There's just no getting tired of that soundtrack.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:20 PM (Q8622)

138 Christian singer Matthew West, who I've never heard, wrote and performed a comic song called Modest is Hottest, in which he humorously encouraged his daughters to stay away from Tik Tok.
Oddly enough progressives over reacted.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 05:20 PM (eGTCV)

139 An opposition party could take advantage of this. Anybody know of one I could support?

Do you like pot. I mean, like REALLY like it?

Wait...what were we talking about...?? Oh wait I remember POT!

Posted by: Some Libertarian at January 05, 2022 05:20 PM (ESjRY)

140 That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 05, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)

It's downright deplorable!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2022 05:20 PM (trdmm)

141 Shut up bitch!

They said.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 05, 2022 05:20 PM (Z0jKT)

142 Australia just deported Djokovic who had been given a medical exemption ( not vaccinated) to play in the Australian Open. Meanwhile 10 tennis players who were vaccinated and came to Australia to play in the tournament have tested positive. I really dislike Australia more and more every day.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:20 PM (mmU7u)

143 Like someone typed here before: Why do men die earlier than women? Because they want to.

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 05:21 PM (gmo/4)

144 111 There will never be a world without "Karen."

That movie would suck. No reason for gun play.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 05:15 PM (BFigT

LOL. There's Something About Karen.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 05:21 PM (Fs5vw)

145 I really dislike Australia more and more every day.

Do you think maybe, we could be the bad guys? You know, with the iron curtain and the concentration camps and all?

Posted by: Some Aussie asking the important questions at January 05, 2022 05:21 PM (ESjRY)

146 >>Do you like pot. I mean, like REALLY like it?

>>Wait...what were we talking about...?? Oh wait I remember POT!


Prostitutes.

Smoking Pot.

Posted by: Some Other Libertarian at January 05, 2022 05:21 PM (Q8622)

147 > There is a lot of conjecture that most human societies before the dawn of history was matrifocal. In fact, feminists generally believe this.

Yeah, before we wrote things down, it was totes all women-run! Swearsies. Here, look at this bowl shard, you can totally tell a subservient man made it at a woman's command.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:21 PM (YYlyE)

148 not in some abstract "you'll get sick and then I wont be able to get into hospital if I break an arm" way but "passing some unvaxxed person in the hall will put me at risk of catching deadly covid" idiocy.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 05, 2022 05:18 PM (3cGpq)

The latter is what I consider covid karens. They actually believe that living your life normally, breathing air freely, is an attempt to kill them and their children who they have bunkered away from the deadly cold virus.

Posted by: Zombie Vincent Price at January 05, 2022 05:21 PM (SH2Zi)

149 A nag of Karens

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:22 PM (II3Gr)

150 Prostitutes.

Smoking Pot.


That's hot.

Posted by: Some Libertarian at January 05, 2022 05:22 PM (ESjRY)

151 Like someone typed here before: Why do men die earlier than women? Because they want to.
===
*um, well*

Posted by: its not funny because its true at January 05, 2022 05:22 PM (WItM0)

152 Didn't both Trump and the pathetic Romney win comfy majorities of married/college-"educated" women voters in their elections? Thought that's what happened.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:22 PM (OTzUX)

153 Willowed from a couple of threads below:

Our church has been fully opened (maskless) for months now, and only a couple of people wear masks, which is fine with me. Don't care.

Anyhow, we have a wonderful new pastor, and he told me yesterday that a group of older women are mad that he won't reinstate a mask mandate. One Karen told him, "People who refuse to mask up are just like parents who throw drinking parties for their underaged children."

He didn't back down, bless him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 05, 2022 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

154 Get back to me when a GOP candidate gets say, 50 pct of the hispanic vote and 40 pct of the black vote, then we're talking, otherwise it's masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (fubZS)

Don't lump the two groups together; Republicans in Texas are getting 50% of the Hispanic vote. The MSM doesn't want to talk about it, of course.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2022 05:22 PM (trdmm)

155 But calling them Hipanics is above and beyond the call. Be better, Ace. Be better.

-
Hispanx?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (FVME7)

156
Also, half of women age 65+ are single. Those elderly guys need to get dating!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM


Even elderly guys know the formula of ( age / 2 + 7 ). Which puts the 65+ women into a very bad dating zone of waiting for the next Methuselah.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (dQvv7)

157 Let's not forget there are plenty of sanctimonious male Karens, too.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (II3Gr)

158 The GOP has become a bigger party because they DGAF what color you are, what your gender is or who you sleep with at night. They (meaning the voters) believe in a fundamental set of principles based on the liberties enshrined in our Constitution. They don't believe in Big Government. Unfortunately, the GOP Members of Congress are still out of touch with these fundamental facts because they think it's an short lived phenomena of the Trump Age. Hint, you guys. It's not. This base is here to stay and anyone not on board with that should go polish coconuts.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (VpIIl)

159 there NYC peeps are carping about the DA in NYC

they don't quite get the idea that the rest of us don't give a fuck what they do in NYC

shitholes are gonna shit

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (us2H3)

160 The AWFLs draw in women of all races, particularly in the non-profit sector. Also the less affluent, like teachers.

This may not be their final form.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (uhPTO)

161 Prostitutes.

Smoking Pot.

That's hot.
==
Wait what were we talking about again?

Posted by: Some other libertarian at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (pcC+k)

162 There is a lot of conjecture that most human societies before the dawn of history was matrifocal. In fact, feminists generally believe this.

Yeah, before we wrote things down, it was totes all women-run! Swearsies. Here, look at this bowl shard, you can totally tell a subservient man made it at a woman's command.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:21 PM (YYlyE)

You could just drag them back to your cave for sexy time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (HMrx6)

163 The GOP needs to pass a bunch of small government, liberty centric agendas and bills:


School choice for every family and defund the Department of Education and Energy as a beginning;

Fire the top 30% of bureaucrats in the government and move Departments to the interior of the country;

Pass Voter ID and deport illegals- no exceptions.

Sure, Biden will veto the bills but put the Dems on record as opposing common sense fixes. Show Americans what the Dems stand for. They no longer represent the working class or small business owners.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (haWye)

164 Hispanx?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (FVME7)


I could get behind that, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (ZSK0i)

165 Like someone typed here before: Why do men die earlier than women? Because they want to.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I CANNOT WAIT FOR DEATH'S SWEET RELEASE FROM THIS EFFING TRASHFIRE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (QU5/8)

166 The Karen's are running the covid policy in DC. They will never give up that kind of power. They are evil people and many are so mentally broken it may turn into a horrible disaster.

Posted by: Megthered at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (sfWd9)

167 A douche of Karens

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (ZLI7S)

168 147 > There is a lot of conjecture that most human societies before the dawn of history was matrifocal. In fact, feminists generally believe this.

Yeah, before we wrote things down, it was totes all women-run! Swearsies. Here, look at this bowl shard, you can totally tell a subservient man made it at a woman's command.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:21 PM (YYlyE)

It's more of a structure where people generally loaf as there's no incentive for the men to work. Getting men to work for rewards (biggest of all being reliable reproduction with a wife) is a patriarchal design. There are female run primitive societies like that in recorded history.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (z5Vrg)

169 The problem with Karens (Well, one of the problems) is what Ace has talked about with teachers, who have a very high Karen Quotient: They wanted to be treated like intelligent professionals, but they're just...not.

Posted by: Wally at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (FJYfm)

170 You could just drag them back to your cave for sexy time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (HMrx6)

When going clubbing to pick up women was literal...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (II3Gr)

171 Look. I know a lot of Mexican women are prone to the carbohydrate explosion when they reach their thirties."

ITYM "Twenties".

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (trdmm)

172 Gotterdamerung of the Karens?

Make it so!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (tsgnR)

173 #160

Teachers ARE AFFLUENT.
Many of them support shit bag drug addicts.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (3YsLJ)

174 Who is the Captain of the PMS Karen?

Posted by: Minuteman at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (LaNzR)

175 167 A douche of Karens
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (ZLI7S)

I still like Karenoids

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (TdaKq)

176 >> 86 We call it Karen and servant

Domination's the name of the game.
In bed or in life,
they're both just the same.
Except in one you're fulfilled
at the end of the day.

Let's play: Karen and servant
Come on. Karen and servant

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (uWF4x)

177 Here, look at this bowl shard, you can totally tell a subservient man made it at a woman's command.

Oh, you don't know the half of it. There is a raging debate about whether the Indo Europeans raped and pillaged there way across Europe and the near east.

The evidence? When Indo European culture showed up in areas, the men that had already been there stopped reproducing whereas the women did not.

So...you know obviously the female members of the tribe just suddenly all fell in love with the invaders, uh, undocumented immigrants, in a totally peaceful way.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (ESjRY)

178
Twilight of the Karens -- hmmmm, will flamethrowers be welcomed at Gotterdammkarenrung?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (pNxlR)

179 Unfortunately, the GOP Members of Congress are still out of touch with these fundamental facts because they think it's an short lived phenomena of the Trump Age.
==
The uniparty tells them what to do, not the voters.

Posted by: you can not attribute to stupidity decades of self defeat at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (pQ4Bq)

180 It's really little Cartmans, all the way down. "Respect ma authoritah!"

And a lot of those Karens are men.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (EHSip)

181 103 >>>What's the opposite of the Karen's?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (n08+I

All I know is it most likely is french.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 05:14 PM (QYPq3)

Brigitte?

Posted by: Javems at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (AmoqO)

182 AWFLs = Puritanical Kill Joys

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (tsgnR)

183 It's funny, Democrats have a pretty good hold on the black vote for some strange reason.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

I think "voter fraud" is the term you are looking for here.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (eoQWY)

184 @142

>>I really dislike Australia more and more every day.

Biomedical fascism is a perfectly normal reaction to a virus that kills 68 of every 1 million people in your country.

Or alternatively..

Old and Busted: Throw a shrimp on the barbi.

New Reality: Throw the unvaxxed kulaks into cages.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (iDdon)

185 I'm still waiting for the super hot Slavic woman half my age who is only attracted to mature men and just dying to get into my.............good graces. I hear they take checks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (o2MD2)

186 A Menstrocity of Karens.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (LaNzR)

187 >>I know a lot of Mexican women are prone to the carbohydrate explosion when they reach their thirties."

ITYM "Twenties".


They also conceive immaculately at the age of 15.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (Q8622)

188 "Get back to me when a GOP candidate gets say, 50 pct of the hispanic vote and 40 pct of the black vote, then we're talking, otherwise it's masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:06 PM (fubZS) "

It's clownish and sophistic to believe that gains in those demographic groups are meaningless when you look at the overall picture. I can tell you some Democrats in Washington look at that and think about whether the party can survive the trend.

But you, be you.

*Here, put on some clown shoes*

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (VpIIl)

189 teachers are effluent

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (us2H3)

190 "college-educated"

Now that's a curious phrase. There's college-credentialed and then there's college-educated. They are not in the least the same thing. One can be educated but not credentialed and can be credentialed but not educated. Credentialed [a]and educated? Tougher row to hoe than it has ever been. As far as college goes, does it mean anything any more?

And the colleges/academia insisted upon that latter question after decades of self-destruction.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (aXxgO)

191 You could just drag them back to your cave for sexy time.

No way, bruh. The Before Times:

Ogg: We make little Ogg NOW!

Oggette: No.

Ogg: Okay. Ogg respect autonomy of person who eats but does not hunt more than life itself.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (QU5/8)

192 Everybody hates Karen and the democrats who used to yell about sticking it to the man are now becoming Karen!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 05, 2022 05:18 PM (Vxu+H)

Even genZ knows what karens are (as early as 2020) and hurls such retorts when being scolded by a woman. They are surprisingly plugged in even to such things as the origin of Let's Go Brandon and it's meaning. It's a small sample to say that the right is becoming the hip counterculture, but it is reassuring.

Posted by: Zombie Vincent Price at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (SH2Zi)

193 ITYM "Twenties".
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (trdmm)


That seems to be geographic. In Chicagoland, the setpoint seemed to be in the thirties.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (ZSK0i)

194 Let's not forget there are plenty of sanctimonious male Karens, too.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (II3Gr)

We call them Soybois and we dump on them all the time.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (mmU7u)

195 It's funny, Democrats have a pretty good hold on the black vote for some strange reason. But that support is shrinking. They though it would be filled with Hispanic support, gained through illegal immigration. But they don't know history, and therefore missed that many Hispanics were fleeing the same Marxist garbage Democrats are trying to create here.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 05:03 PM (VpIIl)


Certainly a desire to not find themselves in the circumstances that they just left is an issue, I think part of it is that Democrats never understood hispanics. In general, I don't think they see themselves as "hispanic" or "latinx", they see themselves as Mexican, of Guatemalan, or Columbian...and a lot of those groups DON'T like each other.

A lot, probably most, American blacks see themselves as black because slavery severed them from their ancestry. They were able to be treated as more of a monolithic group than south of the border types can be.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (IUd0M)

196 185 I'm still waiting for the super hot Slavic woman half my age who is only attracted to mature men and just dying to get into my.............good graces. I hear they take checks.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (o2MD2)

Don't believe every internet ad you see...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (II3Gr)

197
An opposition party could take advantage of this. Anybody know of one I could support?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Wrong, dummy.

We need to court these voters, not anger them!

Posted by: Fake Republican Consultant at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (1oE4e)

198 Inertia, and GOP voters, are all that stands between today and a chance at national recovery (well, at least recovery in terms of basic governance).

Assuming the enormous "coalition" of idiots who could vote against Trump and for the absurd Biden can be overcome, that is.

2010 was a unique electoral event in the country's modern history. Its results were ..... basically umgatz. There are reasons for that. Those reasons still hold, are also why Trump was a brief pause, a speed bump, not a change of direction.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (OTzUX)

199 Look. I know a lot of Mexican women are prone to the carbohydrate explosion when they reach their thirties."

ITYM "Twenties".
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (trdmm)


The increasing curves is OK, up to a point. The 'stache that comes in their late 30s-early 40s, on the other hand, is a deal breaker.

Posted by: Wally at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (FJYfm)

200 If the Hispanics truly swing Republican, watch how fast the Dems resume building the border wall.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (WFMLs)

201 A community college teacher in commiefornia hauls in $130000 year after about 10 years.

AND THEY CAN'T BE FIRED.
and they get the summer off.
They do have to be vaxxed and wear a stupid face mask.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (3YsLJ)

202 " Let's not forget there are plenty of sanctimonious male Karens, too.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (II3Gr) "

You've met my neighbors?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (VpIIl)

203 Let's not forget there are plenty of sanctimonious male Karens, too.

I think they're referred to as Kyles

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (TdaKq)

204 Let's not forget there are plenty of sanctimonious male Karens, too.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')

The prime minister of Canada, for example.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (FVME7)

205 Keep a close eye on your pet rabbits, folks. Hell hath no fury like a Karen scorned.

Posted by: Anotheranon at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (8Ze5j)

206 In general, when someone is more concerned about what YOU are doing than what THEY are doing, it means they haven't the capacity for introspection, or the will to. Easier to solve everyone else's problems than your own. See: Women's March.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (EHSip)

207 I think they're referred to as Kyles
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (TdaKq)

Cartmans.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (EHSip)

208 Like someone typed here before: Why do men die earlier than women? Because they want to.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I CANNOT WAIT FOR DEATH'S SWEET RELEASE FROM THIS EFFING TRASHFIRE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
==
No need to die, just retire from the steelers and avoid the browns whatever you do.

Posted by: EFFING Trashfire you say? at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (rwC1N)

209 It's more of a structure where people generally loaf as there's no incentive for the men to work. Getting men to work for rewards (biggest of all being reliable reproduction with a wife) is a patriarchal design. There are female run primitive societies like that in recorded history.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:24 PM (z5Vrg)

Tacitus was a Roman who visited the German tribes and wrote a travelogue about it for his fans back home. He said that in their villages, the women mainly did all the work while the men lounged around and drank various alcoholic beverages all day, while staging fights with each other. Damn, that sounds like a lot of bars I've been to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (trdmm)

210 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)

211 147 > There is a lot of conjecture that most human societies before the dawn of history was matrifocal. In fact, feminists generally believe this.

Yeah, before we wrote things down, it was totes all women-run! Swearsies. Here, look at this bowl shard, you can totally tell a subservient man made it at a woman's command.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:21 PM (YYlyE)


Pre-historic cave paintings only depicted does and cows, not stags and bulls. Also there are a lot of depictions of women cooking and sewing. Right?

Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (AMIL/)

212 Der KarenWaffen

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (tsgnR)

213 If the Hispanics truly swing Republican, watch how fast the Dems resume building the border wall.

I suspect its the Hispanics that have been in the US a while.

The "undocumented immigrants" are going to keep voting D - even if they aren't filling out the ballots themselves.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (ESjRY)

214 #200 core principal of DEMOCRAT is not to ever build The Wall.

I'm surprised Brandon doesn't order it torn down.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (3YsLJ)

215 Let's not forget there are plenty of sanctimonious male Karens, too.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (II3Gr)

Yes, Dear.

/sarc

Posted by: Zombie Vincent Price at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (SH2Zi)

216 210 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)

New soap ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (TdaKq)

217 You will not even be able to recognize our Wine-Momocracy if the Republicans win the mid-terms!

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (XHhHI)

218 Can you really have a stable Klan of Karens? I mean the competition for Top Karen would be fierce. Sort of a demographic I don't see lasting very long because of all the casualties.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (aXxgO)

219 Heh, I just listened to Aaron Rodgers response to the sports writer who won't vote for Rodgers for MVP because he did not get vaccinated.

"I think he's a bum. An absolute bum."

I wasn't a fan of his spring training drama but this more than makes up for it.

Posted by: WisRich at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

220 Who is the Captain of the PMS Karen?
Posted by: Minuteman at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (LaNzR)

gotta be Steely Dan

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (IJES/)

221 Let's not forget there are plenty of sanctimonious male Karens, too.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (II3Gr)
---
Non-binary Karen.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (XHhHI)

222 191 You could just drag them back to your cave for sexy time.

No way, bruh. The Before Times:

Ogg: We make little Ogg NOW!

Oggette: No.

Ogg: Okay. Ogg respect autonomy of person who eats but does not hunt more than life itself.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (QU5/

It's more like the urban ghetto. What minimal labor that's done is largely done by women, the children are raised by women, there's a lot of paternal ambiguity, and the menfolk don't do much besides boasting and trying to kill each other off.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (z5Vrg)

223 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)



Stress? Shingles? Both?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (ZSK0i)

224 a hallmark of a true Karen is to Karen and later on, not feel bad about the karening

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (us2H3)

225 >>Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??


I bet it's Lupus.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (Q8622)

226 190 "college-educated"

Now that's a curious phrase. There's college-credentialed and then there's college-educated. They are not in the least the same thing. One can be educated but not credentialed and can be credentialed but not educated. ..
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:26 PM (aXxgO)


Put me down as college-attended, but uncredentialed.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (8C7+r)

227 A Gasp of Karens.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (XHhHI)

228 Der KarenWaffen

Die KarenWaffen, presuming the word is feminine in the German.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (ESjRY)

229 #203 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Ken at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (3YsLJ)

230 His whole schtick in politics was to come across as upper-class whites' Ideal Black Friend. He was someone with black skin but utterly conventional, and bland, progressive political positions, which made the AWFLs and their soy progressive husbands feel better about themselves.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 05, 2022 05:11 PM (wmDcS)


So, doing curls with 3lb weights, wearing mom jeans, riding a girl's bike wearing a helmet and throwing a baseball like a girl is part of being a upper-class whites' Ideal Black Friend?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (fs1hN)

231 223 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)


SHIOI

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (us2H3)

232
Is "plant based" a euphemism for "soy based?"

Because all the fake meat today is being promoted as "plant based."

Failing Kentucky Fried Chicken decided it wasn't failing fast enough, so, to please twitter, they announced "plant-based" chicken products.

In other words, Kentucky Fried Chicken, who now goes by KFC, is phasing out chicken on their menus. Just like Burger King isn't in the burger business, anymore. Dominos Pizza did something similar by offering Other Garbage to take the place of their mediocre pizzas.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (1oE4e)

233 Angry White Female Uber Liberals . . .

Posted by: are just A.W.F.U-L at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (fUm2i)

234 So, doing curls with 3lb weights, wearing mom jeans, riding a girl's bike wearing a helmet and throwing a baseball like a girl is part of being a upper-class whites' Ideal Black Friend?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (fs1hN)

More like the wine mom's gay BFF

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (II3Gr)

235 Die! KarenWaffen!

Better?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (tsgnR)

236 and the menfolk don't do much besides boasting and trying to kill each other off.

Don't forget the sexy time with the sheep.

Wait, was I not supposed to mention that? THESE RULES ARE SO HARD!

Posted by: Ogg Caveman Bachelor at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (ESjRY)

237 Who is the Captain of the PMS Karen?
Posted by: Minuteman at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (LaNzR)

gotta be Steely Dan
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (IJES/)
---
The band or the implement?

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (XHhHI)

238 We're going to make it!

Posted by: retard seducer at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (6F7iz)

239 A metric shitton of Karens. More fitting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (o2MD2)

240 >>>a hallmark of a true Karen is to Karen and later on, not feel bad about the karening

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (us2H3)

Studies show that if you Karened and are aware that you Karened, you most likely are not Karen. Thus explains WHY Karens are not remorseful.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (QYPq3)

241 Oh, you don't know the half of it. There is a raging debate about whether the Indo Europeans raped and pillaged there way across Europe and the near east.

The evidence? When Indo European culture showed up in areas, the men that had already been there stopped reproducing whereas the women did not.

So...you know obviously the female members of the tribe just suddenly all fell in love with the invaders, uh, undocumented immigrants, in a totally peaceful way.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 05:25 PM (ESjRY)

This crap again? Back in the 19th century they all had the idea that there were perfect little Prussians going back to the stone age, monocles and all.

Because its impossible that some neighbor might look at the IndoEuropeans and adopt their language and culture because it is a path for integration with the local overlords.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

242 Karen Uncarpenter

the deconstructed Karen

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (us2H3)

243 IT'S NEVER LUPUS!

Posted by: Gregory House at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (yQpMk)

244 Also, half of women age 65+ are single. Those elderly guys need to get dating!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 05:17 PM

I hear some of these old folks homes are swinging places. How old is "old folks" anyway.

Posted by: Javems at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (AmoqO)

245 109

What alexthechick said.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (aoFfE)

246 AWFLs has to be just about the most perfect acronym I've ever heard.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (sVtYq)

247 Q: What do you call a male Karen?

A: Karen.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (vuisn)

248
In fact, everything "plant based" is a shitty product, other than, you know, vegetables.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (1oE4e)

249 ---
The band or the implement?
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (XHhHI)

the power of AND compells me to say yes.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (IJES/)

250 Let's not forget there are plenty of sanctimonious male Karens, too.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:23 PM (II3Gr)
Yes, Dear.
/sarc
Posted by: Zombie Vincent Price at January 05, 2022 05:29 PM (SH2Zi)


[after Price receives a call]

Channel 3 Reporter : What is it, Mr. Price, business or pleasure?

Stephen Price : Neither. My wife.

"House on Haunted Hill", 1999

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (ZSK0i)

251 2020s - Alexa: Hey kids, touch a penny to exposed socket

1970s - Remember kids, electricity will kill you!

1970 child warning ads were awesome: https://bit.ly/3HHsEzo

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (Do5/p)

252 @188

>>But you, be you. "Here, put on some clown shoes*

** Takes out notebook, grabs pen. **

Dear Diary: It appears Marcus T. is not a fan, I don't know how I will carry on, but carry on I must, for the children.

** Puts down diary and begins looking for those damn clown shoes, they have to be here somewhere.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (iDdon)

253 > Because all the fake meat today is being promoted as "plant based."

Your eating habits will be determined by the state, for your health comrade.

Now, sit and eat.

Or else.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (BFigT)

254 If KFC goes under, there will remain at least a rump division in Japan - otherwise Christmas dinner will be a crisis in the Land of the Rising Sun.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (OTzUX)

255 >>>IT'S NEVER LUPUS!

Posted by: Gregory House at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (yQpMk)

Except, of course, when it is.

Posted by: Moriarty at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (QYPq3)

256 The prime minister of Canada, for example.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (FVME7)

He's truly awful.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (II3Gr)

257 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)


Hives?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (Ez6QX)

258 Karens to the left of me, Karens to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle of shrews.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (njfCw)

259 Ka-a-a-ron on
Love is coming
Love is coming to us all

Posted by: The Democrats at January 05, 2022 05:34 PM (XHhHI)

260 Affluent or Angry?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:34 PM (tsgnR)

261 This article is terrible. Can I speak to the manager?

Posted by: Karen at January 05, 2022 05:34 PM (uWF4x)

262 IT'S NEVER LUPUS!
Posted by: Gregory House at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (yQpMk)

it's not a twomah

Posted by: kindergarten cop at January 05, 2022 05:34 PM (IJES/)

263 232
Is "plant based" a euphemism for "soy based?"

Because all the fake meat today is being promoted as "plant based."

Failing Kentucky Fried Chicken decided it wasn't failing fast enough, so, to please twitter, they announced "plant-based" chicken products.

In other words, Kentucky Fried Chicken, who now goes by KFC, is phasing out chicken on their menus. Just like Burger King isn't in the burger business, anymore. Dominos Pizza did something similar by offering Other Garbage to take the place of their mediocre pizzas.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (1oE4e)

Fake meat is despised by everyone, even the vegans...thus why venture capitalists and corporate America are pushing it so hard...

I enjoy a black bean burger - an actual, plant-based one. But (as a meat eater and a veg eater), I'm never touching the laboratory created "food" that these plant based meats are...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 05:34 PM (exHjb)

264 A Hive of Karens

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:34 PM (Q8622)

265 Plants are what food eats.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:34 PM (yQpMk)

266 off austrian muscle douche sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (IJES/)

267 Ass, grass or gather berries.


- Ogg

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

268 A metric shitton of Karens. More fitting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (o2MD2)

An assload?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (SH2Zi)

269 BACK THE BLUE!!! Am I right?

Seattle Times
BREAKING NEWS


Seattle police improperly faked radio chatter about Proud Boys as CHOP formed in 2020, investigation finds
At a crucial moment during 2020's racial justice protests, Seattle police exchanged a detailed series of radio transmissions about a nonexistent group of menacing right-wing extremists. The radio chatter was an improper "ruse," or dishonest ploy, that exacerbated a volatile situation, according to findings released Wednesday by the city's Office of Police Accountability.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (OalnH)

270 So, doing curls with 3lb weights, wearing mom jeans, riding a girl's bike wearing a helmet and throwing a baseball like a girl is part of being a upper-class whites' Ideal Black Friend?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:30 PM (fs1hN)

You left out the dope smoking and butt-buddies action.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (EHSip)

271 38 I think the stylebook is a "Scold of Karens".
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (fs1hN)

I believe that is correct and mirrors my current usage.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (hKi6n)

272 I hear some of these old folks homes are swinging places. How old is "old folks" anyway.
Posted by: Javems at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (AmoqO)

Retirement communities are usually age 55 and up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (II3Gr)

273 223 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)

Wearing a new neckless?

Posted by: Javems at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (AmoqO)

274 Women in more desperate need of being dickd than any minority anywhere

Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (Ijkw6)

275 The most of the white women I know that voted for Obama are racists. I'm pretty sure they voted for him to try and convince their friends that they weren't. They couldn't debate a single policy other than abortion.
Posted by: ryukyu at January 05, 2022 05:09 PM (4n6fw)


I've never met a white leftist who wasn't a racist. "The poor brown people need our guidance. They don't know how to be productive."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (IUd0M)

276 248
In fact, everything "plant based" is a shitty product, other than, you know, vegetables.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:32 PM (1oE4e)

Amen.

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (exHjb)

277 Aren't animals plant-based? What do they eat, uranium or cosmic rays?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (OTzUX)

278 Always good to remember that there is a sizable number of Male Karen Analogs out there, desperate for the Karens approval. And sex. Mostly sex.

Posted by: karen at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (ge2rs)

279
Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM


*beep beep mechanical voice*

"Have you, or someone close to you, recently visited the Congo and embraced a relative dying of Ebola?"

Posted by: Future Artificial Intelligence Medical Doctor at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (dQvv7)

280 eattle police improperly faked radio chatter about Proud Boys as CHOP formed in 2020, investigation finds
At a crucial moment during 2020's racial justice protests, Seattle police exchanged a detailed series of radio transmissions about a nonexistent group of menacing right-wing extremists. The radio chatter was an improper "ruse," or dishonest ploy, that exacerbated a volatile situation, according to findings released Wednesday by the city's Office of Police Accountability.
==
Conspiracy.

Posted by: Nothing to see here, move along at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (ZBcsD)

281 I don't know what it is. It doesn't really itch. Now my face is all flushed too. Daughter just noticed it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (nxdel)

282 I think the stylebook is a "Scold of Karens".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:04 PM (fs1hN)
---
I'm torn between a Scold and a Gasp.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (XHhHI)

283 Oh wait you thought you were voting for limited government and representatives that would stand up for what you believe? Sorry you were voting for the GoPe and their special mixture of elitism + statism.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (cGlgB)

284 Male Karens: Karemen

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (njfCw)

285 Iron Mike Golf: "Put me down as college-attended, but uncredentialed."

Check.

Abandoning ship mid-voyage may not be the worst decision of your life. Some vessels are determined to head straight for the iceberg and make sure there are no survivors.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (aXxgO)

286 ** Puts down diary and begins looking for those damn clown shoes, they have to be here somewhere.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (iDdon)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (SH2Zi)

287 In other words, Kentucky Fried Chicken, who now goes by KFC, is phasing out chicken on their menus. Just like Burger King isn't in the burger business, anymore. Dominos Pizza did something similar by offering Other Garbage to take the place of their mediocre pizzas.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:31 PM (1oE4e)


Serves the assholes right. When they changed their menu and I couldn't just stroll in and say I wanted a 2 or 3-piece all white extra crispy, well pal, the party's over.

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (ZSK0i)

288 The prime minister of Canada, for example.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:27 PM (FVME7)

He's truly awful.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:33 PM (II3Gr)

I don't know what started this conversation but I despise Trudeau. He's the Tater of Prime Ministers.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (eGTCV)

289 I eat plants. After the animals I eat converted it into protein.

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (gmo/4)

290 It's more like the urban ghetto. What minimal labor that's done is largely done by women, the children are raised by women, there's a lot of paternal ambiguity, and the menfolk don't do much besides boasting and trying to kill each other off.

The menfolk in those ghetto communities with paternal ambiguity don't actually provide for their maybe-possibly children, and neither do the women, who live off of the largesse of the modern all-taxing state. I guess in the before times, women were so powerful and wise they could make this arrangement work for them without the modern welfare state.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (QU5/8)

291 Humans are plant based.

We eat veggies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (tsgnR)

292 I don't know what it is. It doesn't really itch. Now my face is all flushed too. Daughter just noticed it.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (nxdel)



Any blisters forming?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

293 100% of the Karens in Texas voted for Beto.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (mmU7u)

294 these "karens" were late Gen X and Millennial females

when Obama was ascendant they were still cute, had appeal, had "pull"

now they've hit the wall with a vengeance lol

no one likes a perimenopausal Karen!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (j9HX3)

295 Always good to remember that there is a sizable number of Male Karen Analogs out there, desperate for the Karens approval. And sex. Mostly sex.
Posted by: karen
==
The only thing that karen derives pleasure from, is frustrating someone else's desires.

Posted by: so no, you aren't going to get some at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (rwC1N)

296 Jewells, are you taking antibiotics by any chance?

Posted by: karen at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (ge2rs)

297 with my death a naring

I have begun not Karen

lalaladeeda

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (us2H3)

298 I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45

You're allergic to Karens.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (Vxu+H)

299 core principal of DEMOCRAT is not to ever build The Wall.


The Dems would turn on a dime and sell their own mother to the Barbary pirates if it got them elected. That is their core principle.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (WFMLs)

300 They may be credentialed, but far from well-educated. No critical thinking or reasoning, so basically, willfully ignorant.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (BOJAx)

301 I believe a secret mission to steal the 11 herbs and spices is warranted.

I'll need at least 2 gunships, 4 troop carriers, LAW's, breaching gear, and a cook.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (BFigT)

302 Seattle police improperly faked radio chatter about Proud Boys as CHOP formed in 2020, investigation finds
At a crucial moment during 2020's racial justice protests, Seattle police exchanged a detailed series of radio transmissions about a nonexistent group of menacing right-wing extremists. The radio chatter was an improper "ruse," or dishonest ploy, that exacerbated a volatile situation, according to findings released Wednesday by the city's Office of Police Accountability.
==
Conspiracy.
Posted by: Nothing to see here, move along at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (ZBcsD)
---
Shit. This is where I have to chalk it all up to a country possessed by the Devil.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (XHhHI)

303 lol Javems.. actually I rarely wear necklaces. I make them but don't wear them.

Donna.. no new soap. Damn this is weird.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (nxdel)

304 277

Yes. For dessert.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (aoFfE)

305
Chris Hayes is male Karen. Right down to the RBF and the problem glasses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 05:37 PM (hQ23g)

306 You're allergic to Karens.

*snort.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (nxdel)

307 I don't know what it is. It doesn't really itch. Now my face is all flushed too. Daughter just noticed it.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (nxdel

What did you eat last? Sounds like an allergic reaction. Take a Benadryl stat.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (mmU7u)

308 jewells have you ever had hives before?

that sounds like hives

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (j9HX3)

309
I don't know what it is. It doesn't really itch. Now my face is all flushed too. Daughter just noticed it.
Posted by: Jewells45


Peter Brady just called and said check your purse for a cursed Tiki Idol statue from Hawaii.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (1oE4e)

310 Ingredients in a Beyond Burger: water, pea protein, expeller-pressed canola oil, refined coconut oil, rice protein, natural flavors, cocoa butter, mung bean protein, methylcellulose, potato starch, apple extract, pomegranate extract, salt, potassium chloride, vinegar, lemon juice concentrate, sunflower lecithin, beet juice extract.

Ingredients in an actual burger: Beef

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (W3VUu)

311 I guess in the before times, women were so powerful and wise they could make this arrangement work for them without the modern welfare state.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (QU5/

And then men came along and ruined the whole thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (II3Gr)

312 Or slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (mmU7u)

313 yes to benadryl!!

to me it's hives/allergic reaction

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (j9HX3)

314 In fairness, when you decide to forego serving your sandwiches and sides separately and decide that your patrons would rather have everything served in a bowl you have an issue with your business model

Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (Ijkw6)

315 Retirement communities are usually age 55 and up.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (II3Gr)

Babies.

Posted by: Javems at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (AmoqO)

316 281 I don't know what it is. It doesn't really itch. Now my face is all flushed too. Daughter just noticed it.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (nxdel)

Could still be a mild allergic reaction - anything new today - food, clothes, jewelry, nature walk, etc?

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (exHjb)

317 >>>Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?

"She is the most unlikeable person in the world.

'I don't always drink wine, but when I do I prefer Franzia. Stay bitchy my friends'"

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (T/vhV)

318 Twilight of the Karens?

The Karendammerung!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (OMayC)

319 Country song about a lover morphing into a karen.

He drives the karen way out in the wilds and dumps her.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (I7tOT)

320 Peter Brady just called and said check your purse for a cursed Tiki Idol statue from Hawaii.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (1oE4e)

LOL ... Okay... soda through the nose

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (TdaKq)

321 Weight Watchers is now WW. Which doesn't stand for Weight Watchers. It stands for Wellness that Works. LOL

Because it is racist or something to say people are fat and need to you know WATCH THEIR FUCKING WEIGHT.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (OalnH)

322 White liberals don't want school choice because they don't want THOSE kids in their schools.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (mbFEM)

323 The fake Seattle police chatter about Scary White Supremacists - awesome!

Patton's fake FUSAG pioneered the fake radio traffic deception tactic - Seattle PD takes it to a new level!

Howz numbers and recruiting for Seattle PD (or NYPD, or Chi-town, or Atlanta, or ....), BTW?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (OTzUX)

324 The menfolk in those ghetto communities with paternal ambiguity don't actually provide for their maybe-possibly children, and neither do the women, who live off of the largesse of the modern all-taxing state. I guess in the before times, women were so powerful and wise they could make this arrangement work for them without the modern welfare state.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (QU5/

Well life was pretty shitty for everyone. They certainly weren't fat. It functions as a good explanation for why such societies (which have been found in primitive form by real civilizations) don't advance, and if it was the general case, why humanity was primitive for so long. Someone invented polygamy and got people off their asses. That's the birth of patriarchy.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (z5Vrg)

325 A pox on both their houses. Both parties are in it together

Posted by: CN at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (ONvIw)

326 I don't know what it is. It doesn't really itch. Now my face is all flushed too. Daughter just noticed it.
==
allergy vs infection

doesn't have to itch for allergy. Any lips swelling? Do you feel like you have a fever?

Posted by: it came on quick? betting allergic reaction at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (OOiT3)

327 Earth Karens Are Easy

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (TNyrE)

328 Women eat but don't hunt? Tell Ogg most of what he eats was gathered by the womenfolk.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (mNhhD)

329 Jewells, not a joking comment--if you have one of those thin ice packs put it on the area.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2022 05:40 PM (6zezO)

330 322 until their kids graduate, then they demand diversity x20

Posted by: CN at January 05, 2022 05:40 PM (ONvIw)

331 Earth Karens are Crazy

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:40 PM (tsgnR)

332 Twilight of the Karens sounds like a boring, 1000 page novel.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 05:40 PM (eGTCV)

333 321 Weight Watchers is now WW. Which doesn't stand for Weight Watchers. It stands for Wellness that Works. LOL

Because it is racist or something to say people are fat and need to you know WATCH THEIR FUCKING WEIGHT.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (OalnH)

...

So you're saying we can start a dieting company called Weight Watchers?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 05:40 PM (9PjK4)

334 Seafood?

Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (+ya+t)

335 Don't worry, guys.Ted Cruz will get those blacks and Hispanics back into the Democrat camp yet...

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (gFQsL)

336 "Lawd, the pitiful screams
From all those college-educated women..."

- Zombie Frank Zappa

Posted by: Toad-O at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (cct0t)

337 Chuck Martel: "I think the stylebook is a 'Scold of Karens'."

The phrase "a ____ of Karens" I could suggest would get me banned. Suffice it to say, it's a short, monosyllabic word that one shall never call a female. Or a male, I suppose. It's a "forbidden" word. It's quite ugly. That's all I'm saying. I've probably said too much.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (aXxgO)

338 What I love most about the AWFL contingent is their flaunting of college diplomas in subjects that are so useless they may as well have the Rice Krispies mascots on the back of the diploma.

Occasionally I run into someone in my company who if you talk to her long enough will eventually mention her degree in human resources.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (W3VUu)

339 >>>Howz numbers and recruiting for Seattle PD...

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (OTzUX)

I don't believe Seattle has police, anymore.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (QYPq3)

340
Seattle police improperly faked radio chatter about Proud Boys as CHOP formed in 2020, investigation finds
At a crucial moment during 2020's racial justice protests, Seattle police exchanged a detailed series of radio transmissions about a nonexistent group of menacing right-wing extremists. The radio chatter was an improper "ruse," or dishonest ploy, that exacerbated a volatile situation, according to findings released Wednesday by the city's Office of Police Accountability.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (OalnH)

Sacre bleu!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (SH2Zi)

341 H.G. Wells lost novel Food of the Karens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (tsgnR)

342 I can't wait for John "I am the Law" Roberts' "you have no standing" opinion against Abbott and his mandate suit.

To be fair, Abbott is on a fool's errand thinking the old Rule of Law still applies.

A lot of GOP still haven't learned: It is power and the will to use it that matters. Laws are for losers.

Posted by: Box Wine at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (c+fGX)

343 There is a series on Netflix where Dr House is Captain of a space cruise liner and they have this Karen character whose name is...Karen.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (mbFEM)

344 to me it's hives/allergic reaction
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (j9HX3)


That's what I was thinking, with how fast it happened.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)

345 The fake Seattle police chatter about Scary White Supremacists - awesome!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (OTzUX)
---
Ahem.
...
*clears throat*
...
WHAT THE HELL COUNTRY AM I LIVING IN THESE DAYS??!!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (XHhHI)

346 I sometimes play a mind game with myself. What would the world really be like if everyone was a woman in their thought processes? Think about it. Take away all the great male scientists from history. All the noted inventors. The famous doctors. Etc. Interesting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (o2MD2)

347 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)

Arousal flush.


Hope you are ok.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)

348 Who can turn the world off with her frown
Who can take a sunny day and suddenly make it all dark and brown
Well it's Karen and she sure knows it
With each sneer and every single "mask-up" she shows it


Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (njfCw)

349
Karendammerung. As the Potomacmaidens recapture the Ring of the Presidency, the wine bar burns with Obama, Stelter, and all the media Valkyries.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (/U27+)

350 Earth Karens are Crazy

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:40 PM (tsgnR)

--------------
That was the never produced sequel. But, we're soaking in it.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (TNyrE)

351
The catalyst behind these supercharged karens is...

twitter.


Get rid of social media and we'll solve half our problems.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (1oE4e)

352 although the Karens are a important segment of the dim base

thier #1 component is and has been for a long time, black women

the Goldvanas

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (us2H3)

353 What we should do is get every federal dime out of local law.

Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 05:43 PM (Ijkw6)

354 Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?

==

they will be with us FOREVER

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 05:43 PM (V13WU)

355 Sulfites can do that.

Posted by: karen at January 05, 2022 05:43 PM (ge2rs)

356 328 Women eat but don't hunt? Tell Ogg most of what he eats was gathered by the womenfolk.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (mNhhD)

The idea is no labor surplus is being provided by anyone to anyone. That's why getting men to actually do work beyond the bare minimum by tying it to reproduction is a key civilizational ingredient.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:43 PM (z5Vrg)

357 If I were a career criminal I would definitely move to Seattle, Portland or San Fran. Minneapolis is too cold.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:43 PM (mmU7u)

358 Rare photo of Tater Stelter at Normandy has surfaced:

https://tinyurl.com/Normandy-Tater

Posted by: Muldoon at January 05, 2022 05:43 PM (m45I2)

359 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??


Any sign of zombieism yet? Feeling peckish?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:43 PM (yQpMk)

360 OT - Jay Inslee is a twat. He is now going to have Amazon deliver at-home tests.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 05:43 PM (Ez6QX)

361 Ingredients in a Beyond Burger: water, pea protein, expeller-pressed canola oil, refined coconut oil, rice protein, natural flavors, cocoa butter, mung bean protein, methylcellulose, potato starch, apple extract, pomegranate extract, salt, potassium chloride, vinegar, lemon juice concentrate, sunflower lecithin, beet juice extract.

Ingredients in an actual burger: Beef
Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (W3VUu)

To think that people think the fake meat concoction is healthier than actual beef.

And if a person is going to go vegan /vegetarian, they should own it and stop it with the wannabe meat objects. (Saying this as someone who likes some of the meat-like things, but at least I also realize that humans are omnivores.)

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:44 PM (II3Gr)

362 Stelter, and all the media Valkyries.

Tater holding forth a spear while wearing a winged helmet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:44 PM (tsgnR)

363 I'm thinking it's hives.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:44 PM (nxdel)

364 Best idea yet here at AoS General Medical is the Benadryl.

Posted by: karen at January 05, 2022 05:44 PM (ge2rs)

365 Could this be the Twilight of the Karens?
==
they will be with us FOREVER

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 05:43 PM (V13WU)
---
Some of us believe in a final judgment.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (XHhHI)

366
Tater holding forth a spear while wearing a winged helmet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:44 PM (tsgnR)

_________

It ain't over till the fat man sings.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (/U27+)

367 I don't know what it is. It doesn't really itch. Now my face is all flushed too. Daughter just noticed it.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:36 PM (nxdel)


Have you recently encountered a druid and perhaps insulted their religion?


Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

368 Ben got really dark there for a minute.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (44ww/)

369 I'm thinking it's hives.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:44 PM (nxdel)



Demand to see the manager.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (yQpMk)

370 The phrase "a ____ of Karens" I could suggest would get me banned. Suffice it to say, it's a short, monosyllabic word that one shall never call a female. Or a male, I suppose. It's a "forbidden" word. It's quite ugly. That's all I'm saying. I've probably said too much.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (aXxgO)



I suppose. But Flounder already beat you to it @ posting 20.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (ZSK0i)

371 The phrase "a ____ of Karens" I could suggest would get me banned. Suffice it to say, it's a short, monosyllabic word that one shall never call a female. Or a male, I suppose. It's a "forbidden" word. It's quite ugly. That's all I'm saying. I've probably said too much.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (aXxgO)

it has two tees, one at the front and one at the end, right?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (IJES/)

372 Jewells slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (mbFEM)

373 The idea is no labor surplus is being provided by anyone to anyone.
==
what's the point of working hard if there is no way to store wealth, or value over time. Wait a minute, the family . . .

Posted by: there's a reason things are the way they were and why they are trying to destroy it at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (pcC+k)

374 I couldn't start my car so no trip to the pub today.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (eGTCV)

375 The CDC just announced they are changing the term fully vaccinated to "up to date" and up to date means having taken a booster.

Seems like Brandon is a slow learner.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (ZLI7S)

376 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)

How about your hands? Exposure to something antigenic in the air would be my first suspicion. I would jump in the shower and wash the affected areas well.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (WFMLs)

377 Some of us believe in a final judgment.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (XHhHI)

I don't have that kind of time, man.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (V13WU)

378 Hi chique, Happy New Year.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (6zezO)

379 The thing is is, it is fine if i hire a maid, nanny, cook, whatever, but the minute I hire a whore there go the invites to society events

Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (Ijkw6)

380 >>>Best idea yet here at AoS General Medical is the Benadryl.

Posted by: karen at January 05, 2022 05:44 PM (ge2rs)

Unless you are allergic to Benadryl. Isn't it ironic?

Posted by: Alanis M. at January 05, 2022 05:46 PM (QYPq3)

381 Because it is racist or something to say people are fat and need to you know WATCH THEIR FUCKING WEIGHT.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 05, 2022 05:39 PM (OalnH)

Well, that frees up all kinds of guilt by way of the tubby bitches that make up their clientele.

Nobody does Weight Watchers when they are thin. The doc certainly will tell you when you are OBESE.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2022 05:46 PM (EHSip)

382 The CDC just announced they are changing the term fully vaccinated to "up to date" and up to date means having taken a booster.




==

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 05:46 PM (V13WU)

383 "Lawd, the pitiful screams
From all those college-educated women..."

It mus be jes what they all need.

Posted by: Michael Kenyon at January 05, 2022 05:46 PM (vrz2I)

384 Fun Fact: Brian Stelter was lowered from a crane on New Year's Eve at midnight in Boise, Idaho.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 05, 2022 05:46 PM (mNhhD)

385 Is it Bed Bugs?

It could be Bed Bugs.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (Q8622)

386 373 The idea is no labor surplus is being provided by anyone to anyone.
==
what's the point of working hard if there is no way to store wealth, or value over time. Wait a minute, the family . . .
Posted by: there's a reason things are the way they were and why they are trying to destroy it at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (pcC+k)

Which is why all civilizations have families (intended to provide clear paternity) and primitive societies don't necessarily have them.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (z5Vrg)

387 Vegans: "Meat is so bad for you!"

Proceeds to spend the majority of their time trying to create things out of plants that tastes like meat.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (W3VUu)

388 382 The CDC just announced they are changing the term fully vaccinated to "up to date" and up to date means having taken a booster.


Yeah ? Ain't gonna happen to Me... I regret getting the initial 2 shots....They can up something somewhere where the sun don't shine

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (TdaKq)

389 The catalyst behind these supercharged karens is...

twitter.


Get rid of social media and we'll solve half our problems.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:42 PM (1oE4e

Not sure. I think this goes back to "soccer Moms."

Suburban white women will have been the demise of this great nation.

Posted by: TC at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (/JJ3i)

390 chique

That is a nice name to see here

Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (Ijkw6)

391 @154

>>Don't lump the two groups together; Republicans in Texas are getting 50% of the Hispanic vote. The MSM doesn't want to talk about it, of course.

Perhaps for some candidates in some counties, but looking at Greg Abbots win in 2018, he got 35pct of the Hispanic vote and 16 pct of the black vote.

The black vote total is a little shocking, maybe someone in the GOP should figure out how to grow that number.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (iDdon)

392 When I have a rash I jump in the shower and run hot water over it. I don't know if it is healing but it feels good.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (eGTCV)

393 Guess I better get on my polio booster shot

LoL

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (2JoB8)

394 Fun Fact: Brian Stelter was lowered from a crane on New Year's Eve at midnight in Boise, Idaho.
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 05, 2022 05:46 PM (mNhhD)

...

Less fun: wearing only his underwear, from which he was suspended.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (9PjK4)

395 366
Tater holding forth a spear while wearing a winged helmet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:44 PM (tsgnR)

_________

It ain't over till the fat man sings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (/U27+)

"Spear and magic helmet... spear and magic helmet!"

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (EHSip)

396 Someone loved Karen. Fed her organic honey and Nightshade.

Posted by: Death Head Winebox Mom at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (n/szn)

397 371 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (IJES/)

a twat of Karens?

I though the official AOSHQ style guide was "a scold of karens"

Posted by: sven at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (Lzpvj)

398 Guess I better get on my polio booster shot

LoL
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (2JoB
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I have to check when I'm due for the measles booster.

Fuckin' Germans.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (XHhHI)

399 The catalyst behind these supercharged karens is...

twitter.

No, it is feminism and grrrl pwr

Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (Ijkw6)

400 Peter Brady just called and said check your purse for a cursed Tiki Idol statue from Hawaii.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (1oE4e)

That needs to go in the sidebar!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Vril at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (ytzxI)

401 Monogamous marriage is civilization. Without it, we would be like a pride of lions where the Alphas have all the women and everyone else doesn't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

402 Could it be Lupus?

Posted by: dartist at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (+ya+t)

403 Because it is racist or something to say people are fat and need to you know WATCH THEIR FUCKING WEIGHT.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant

-
Uh oh. El Salvador is in deep doo doo.

El Salvator Gets It: Lose Some Damn Weight If You're Afraid Of COVID

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (FVME7)

404 343 There is a series on Netflix where Dr House is Captain of a space cruise liner and they have this Karen character whose name is...Karen.
Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:41 PM (mbFEM)

-------------------------

Avenue 5, though I think it's on Hulu or HBOMax (unless it has since moved).

Hilarious show. We're hoping there will be a season 2.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (CAJOC)

405 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)



Sounds like exposure to Gamma radiation. Are you turning green and wanting to yell, "Hulk Smash" perchance?

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

406 Additional Blond Agent: "I suppose. But Flounder already beat you to it @ posting 20."

Drat his fast fingers. He also possesses a better Thesaurus. Must be one o' them college types.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (aXxgO)

407 Slap some oatmeal to it, Jewels!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (4I/2K)

408 402 Could it be Lupus?

***

It's never lupus.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (W3VUu)

409 Suburban white women will have been the demise of this great nation.
Posted by: TC at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (/JJ3i)

....

I think we should blame that Murphy Brown show.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (9PjK4)

410 More, Karen's are not productive. They don't create anything except mayhem. So an entire party of Karen's, would implode quickly, as it could not support itself... unless it was living off of political alimony.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (oHd/0)

411 407 Slap some oatmeal to it, Jewels!

Windex ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:50 PM (TdaKq)

412 Happy New Year, Ben Had!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:50 PM (II3Gr)

413 he black vote total is a little shocking, maybe someone in the GOP should figure out how to grow that number.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (iDdon)


Someone like Trump?

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:50 PM (mbFEM)

414 At the New Year's Party I was at, I was talking to a Karen...well, maybe not a professional Karen. More like as Karen as a Part-time Gig. Anyway -

We were talking and suddenly she noticed the time and said, "Oh! Anderson Cooper is on! I hate missing Anderson even if this is a fun party."
Then she called to her husband,"Honey, honey. We're missing Anderson Cooper! You know I don't like missing him."

I'm not quite sure if she was fishing for for sympathy from her hubby (who's reaction was very much, "Oh, noes! Well, anyway...")

To keep my eyes from rolling out of their sockets I moved on cuz I think we'd exhausted that topic.
And it was a party.

Funny part was she button-holed another party-goer. with "We're missing Anderson Cooper!"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2022 05:50 PM (OMayC)

415 If I drink enough, I find Karens hot, if they are objectively hot.

When you are drunk, you lose track of conversations and can just focus on their boobs and butt and just nod your head every once in awhile and say "I know. Same here. Drives me nuts."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 05:50 PM (5We2S)

416 So Blackadder in space?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 05:50 PM (tsgnR)

417 Our somber January 6 re-enactments will fix all these problems.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (4uu+s)

418 210 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)


Sounds like lupus. Or maybe mange. Or shingles.

Posted by: a.moron at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (tu3iY)

419 57 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)


Is there any ikky pus?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (Fs5vw)

420 401 Monogamous marriage is civilization. Without it, we would be like a pride of lions where the Alphas have all the women and everyone else doesn't.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

Well there's only so many women you can dick and you other people to work. Asian civilizations such as China made it all the way to the 20th century without monogamy. That the Romans were monogamous appeared to be a big civilizational edge they had over their neighbors though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (z5Vrg)

421 *you want other people to work

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (z5Vrg)

422 Ingredients in a Beyond Burger: water, pea protein,...

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (W3VUu)
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Right there. That's a Deathwich to me.

Guess I got to be happy eating bugs.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (XHhHI)

423 BifBewalski: "it has two tees, one at the front and one at the end, right?"

Naw. It's more vulgar. At least as I understand it. But you're on the right anatomy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (aXxgO)

424 I just hope we don't have to have tonsillectomies every six months.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (FVME7)

425 Avenue 5, though I think it's on Hulu or HBOMax (unless it has since moved).

Hilarious show. We're hoping there will be a season 2.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (CAJOC)


Yes and yes. Though I think the writers were running out of gas about 2/3 of the way through.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (mbFEM)

426 I'm not sure how to play this.

I would love a 1:1 trade for Hispanics for upper middle class, white women, (aka Karens) but it never seems to happen.

As much as I hate to admit it, the GOP needs white suburban women to win elections. But I'd love to write them off as they are easily the most annoying group that about 90% of our political bullshit is to placate.

Posted by: Blago at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (QKtVi)

427 397 371 Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 05:45 PM (IJES/)

a twat of Karens?

I though the official AOSHQ style guide was "a scold of karens"
Posted by: sven at January 05, 2022 05:48 PM (Lzpvj)

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I assumed the word started with a "c"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (CAJOC)

428 Funny part was she button-holed another party-goer. with "We're missing Anderson Cooper!"

****

***pantomines finger gun in mouth***

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (W3VUu)

429 415 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 05:50 PM (5We2S)

If you drink enough manhole covers are "hot" in the sense "have hole will travel"....

I am glad I no longer drink wine by the gallon, I prefer having judgement and reason.

Posted by: sven at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (Lzpvj)

430 Just back from shopping. Not many Karens out. Lots of old people. None smiling, or what I could see as smiles under the masks.
It's always fun to chide and tease about the supply chain and FJB shortages. But today I had my first tingle of genuine concern. Way more empty shelves than I have ever seen in an American supermarket. They can't hide it anymore.
Spoke to a manager. He says it's part shortage of employees out sick, and part supplier shortfalls because they don't have stocks, or their people are out sick.
This is going to be a long winter.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (axyOa)

431 well if nothing else you guys gave me some comic relief. I'm fine.. it's just sort of weird. I'll certainly check with my doc if it doesn't go away or gets worse.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (nxdel)

432
Yeah ? Ain't gonna happen to Me... I regret getting the initial 2 shots....They can up something somewhere where the sun don't shine
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (TdaKq)

I got one shot--the J&J--and God as my witness--I will never get another vaccine if any kind, for any reason, as long as I live.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (TdMsT)

433 Hilarious part is woke Black women are claiming that white people appropriated their term Karen from them and we shouldn't use it .

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (mmU7u)

434 Ingredients in a Beyond Burger: water, pea protein,...


If actual burger is murder or something why make a fake one ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (TdaKq)

435 Hi Y5

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (II3Gr)

436 Fun Fact: Brian Stelter was lowered from a crane on New Year's Eve at midnight in Boise, Idaho.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 05, 2022 05:46 PM (mNhhD)

Then some Ore-Ida thugs snatched him and trucked him off to the processing plant.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (SH2Zi)

437 2022 starts off exactly the right way, with a Chique (virtual) sighting!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (4uu+s)

438 Rashy skin can stand far hotter water than non Rashy skin.
I'm not a doctor and I don't play one on TV. In fact I'm not particularly bright.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (eGTCV)

439 It's final stage syphilis, Jewels. Get primed to think like a leftard.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (o2MD2)

440 Why are there people who live among us in what is (was?) the best, most free country in the world, going to be soooo proud that they are 'up to date' on their vaxx booster?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (fs1hN)

441 Suburban white women turned electoral politics in this country in the early nineties.

Abortion was a big part of it.

Posted by: TC at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (/JJ3i)

442 427 Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (CAJOC)

Yeah or a THOT of Karens...

I dunno a murder of crows, a Pelosi of Crones, and a scold of Karens....

Posted by: sven at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (Lzpvj)

443 I think we should blame that Murphy Brown show.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (9PjK4)

Early 1900s were full of major political changes in the US, most of which have turned out to be counterproductive.

From creating the Fed Res bank system, to income tax, to change in how the Senate is chosen... and Womenz sufferage which quickly led to prohibition...

It was also the historic period where Christianity changed from a Religion of Works, to one of intent.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (oHd/0)

444 I've never met a white leftist who wasn't a racist. "The poor brown people need our guidance. They don't know how to be productive."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 05, 2022 05:35 PM (IUd0M)

That's just the stuff they let you hear.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (mNCNl)

445 I bet it's Lupus.


===


Consumption is always a good bet. Perhaps dropsy.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (V13WU)

446 I think we should blame that Murphy Brown show.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (9PjK4)

*Nods*

- Dan Quayle

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (dfRN6)

447 To repeat, awaiting correction: thought that both Trump and the pathetic Romney comfortably won suburban college-"educated" women (surely the married portion of that category). True/False?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (OTzUX)

448 >>Ingredients in a Beyond Burger: water, pea protein, expeller-pressed canola oil, refined coconut oil, rice protein, natural flavors, cocoa butter, mung bean protein, methylcellulose, potato starch, apple extract, pomegranate extract, salt, potassium chloride, vinegar, lemon juice concentrate, sunflower lecithin, beet juice extract.

IIRC, the Beyond beef Impossible Burger included a lab-created protein -- it really is Frankenfood. NOT healthy.

Yes, here it is: Unlike its biggest competitor Beyond Meat, which touts Non-GMO Project verification for all its plant-based proteins, Impossible Foods uses multiple genetically modified ingredients. . . Impossible Foods has written extensively on its use of genetic engineering, stating that its products' safety is backed up by numerous scientific experiments and calling some voices of opposition "anti-science."

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (URNdm)

449 Hi Y5

Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (Ijkw6)

450 I assumed the word started with a "c"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (CAJOC)

I think spelled with a K .

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (mmU7u)

451 Jewell seriously I have had hives and remember it's a itchy rash that started like you hav.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 05:53 PM (2JoB8)

452 Behind the Green Karen

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 05, 2022 05:54 PM (I7tOT)

453 419 57 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)

Is there any ikky pus?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (Fs5vw)

----------------------

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:54 PM (CAJOC)

454 PRO TIP :

If it's Mange, Ace has a Fund that was set up to settle these things.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 05:54 PM (Q8622)

455 crap.

Unlike its biggest competitor Beyond Meat, which touts Non-GMO Project verification for all its plant-based proteins, Impossible Foods uses multiple genetically modified ingredients. . . Impossible Foods has written extensively on its use of genetic engineering, stating that its products' safety is backed up by numerous scientific experiments and calling some voices of opposition "anti-science.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 05:54 PM (URNdm)

456 Hilarious show. We're hoping there will be a season 2.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (CAJOC)

Yes and yes. Though I think the writers were running out of gas about 2/3 of the way through.
Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM (mbFEM)
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Zach Woods is becoming one of my favorite comic actors.

Yeah, my wife and I loved it as well.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:54 PM (XHhHI)

457 The rash is probably the result of restraining your desire to scream at the sky.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 05:54 PM (eGTCV)

458 Lizzy with the save tags. SUCK IT BARREL.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:54 PM (mbFEM)

459 Is there any other kind?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:54 PM (CAJOC)



Laudable pus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:54 PM (yQpMk)

460 I got one shot--the J&J--and God as my witness--I will never get another vaccine if any kind, for any reason, as long as I live.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (TdMsT)

Last Vaccine I got was when they made me sign a waiver, to get the experimental vaccine to go to Desert Storm.

Geeeee... wonder why it was the LAST.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (oHd/0)

461
Our somber January 6 re-enactments will fix all these problems.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 05, 2022 05:51 PM


I'm not exactly certain what my January 6 memorial meal will be, but I've plotted out most of the procedure... which involves crossing the frozen Delaware River tonight into New Jersey.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (dQvv7)

462 I just want to say I'm proud of the horde for offering Jewels plenty of lousy advice and not asking for pics.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (9PjK4)

463 You can't discount milk sickness, or ague.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (V13WU)

464 @413
>>Someone like Trump?

Trump got somewhere in the neighborhood of 13 pct of the black vote, which was more than Romney and Bush but less than Reagan.

Greg Abbott actually did better, which is, as I say, shocking.

Again, if the GOP can start approaching Ike and Nixon levels of black support then we have something until then it's just a distraction.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (iDdon)

465 441 Suburban white women turned electoral politics in this country in the early nineties.

Abortion was a big part of it.

****

The other part of it was the Karens fantasizing about Slick Willy boning them after prom in high school.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (W3VUu)

466 437 2022 starts off exactly the right way, with a Chique (virtual) sighting!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (4uu+s)

LOL. Hello!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (II3Gr)

467 Ingredients in a Beyond Burger: water, pea protein,...

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 05:38 PM (W3VUu)
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Right there. That's a Deathwich to me.

Guess I got to be happy eating bugs.
Posted by: Axeman

Soylent Green doesn't sound so bad now, does it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (FVME7)

468 As much as I hate to admit it, the GOP needs white suburban women to win elections. But I'd love to write them off as they are easily the most annoying group that about 90% of our political bullshit is to placate.

hmm not sure they are THAT large of a demo

but unfortunately they make up 100 percent of the WIVES (and daughters) of our wonderful legislators, executives, and media personalities.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (j9HX3)

469 I just want to say I'm proud of the horde for offering Jewels plenty of lousy advice and not asking for pics.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (9PjK4)

you people are slipping

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (M+Lyo)

470 >>>As much as I hate to admit it, the GOP needs white suburban women to win elections.
=============
Maybe local elections in Delaware or Montgomery Counties or some such place, but not nationally. Plus, they are absolutely committed to Mean Tweets! and Support Planned Parenthood! so don't even think of trying.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (4uu+s)

471 Drat his fast fingers. He also possesses a better Thesaurus. Must be one o' them college types.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 05, 2022 05:49 PM (aXxgO)

Fat fingers. It was a typo.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (SH2Zi)

472 Okay I've evaluated all the medical information provide and I'm certain it's Scurvy.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (mmU7u)

473 I'm watching a video of a speaker. The lightning gives him a perfect Hitler-stache.
I find it very distracting.
Yes I'm shallow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (eGTCV)

474 FYI The company that made Virtue Signal the game is closing out another campaign for a game called Portland Occupied Zoneif anyone is interested.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (T/vhV)

475 Okay I've evaluated all the medical information provide and I'm certain it's Scurvy.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (mmU7u)



Heroic purging will soon set her to rights.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

476 472 Okay I've evaluated all the medical information provide and I'm certain it's Scurvy.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (mmU7u)

Which requires citrus.. Preferably lime... Time for a margarita

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 05:57 PM (TdaKq)

477 Texas Dan.. I know I'm shocked I didn't get a pics or it didn't happen post. lmao!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:57 PM (nxdel)

478 Soylent Green doesn't sound so bad now, does it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (FVME7)
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I just hope they didn't go to my Church.

It would make for an awkward Resurrection Day.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:57 PM (XHhHI)

479 She hasn't been getting her grog ration? (discontinued, tragically, in July 1970 by the Royal Navy)

Posted by: rhomboid at January 05, 2022 05:57 PM (OTzUX)

480
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I assumed the word started with a "c"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (CAJOC)

i'm gonna need to turn in my turettes card

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 05:57 PM (IJES/)

481 which involves crossing the frozen Delaware River tonight into New Jersey.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM 

Possibly barbed wire and sand bag bunkers

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM (2JoB8)

482 It would make for an awkward Resurrection Day.
Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 05:57 PM (XHhHI)



and the privies shall give up their dead..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM (yQpMk)

483 475 Okay I've evaluated all the medical information provide and I'm certain it's Scurvy.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (mmU7u)

Heroic purging will soon set her to rights.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)


Leaches.

Posted by: a.moron at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM (tu3iY)

484 You can't discount milk sickness, or ague.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM


Way to early to rule out Dengue fever.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM (bVYXr)

485 PJMedia has a story about a new Facebook Truth Squad that they're rolling out. The accompanying photo is perfect. It's a collection of the same 20-something white suburban college girls that brought us the misery of BLM, mask and vax scorn, and cried themselves through therapy when Hillary lost.

This whole swath of the country needs to be deprogrammed and find something of value to base their lives on.

Posted by: red speck at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM (gS3OW)

486 Just a reminder, Trump won the last election. Easily.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM (ZLI7S)

487 Does anyone else on an iOS device have the text crowding into and lapping over the bottom of the grey box in the comments.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (mbFEM)

488 which involves crossing the frozen Delaware River tonight into New Jersey.
Posted by:T

Nobody is trying to get into nj

Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (Ijkw6)

489 I assumed the word started with a "c"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 05:52 PM (CAJOC)

A cwat of Karens, never heard of it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (M+Lyo)

490 One has to wonder why "Beyond Meat" must taste... like meat?

Why not eat meat? A product in search of a market. That doesn't exist.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (BFigT)

491 >>Soylent Green doesn't sound so bad now, does it.


First, there's a canned soy drink called Soylent. Really.

Second, they're edging us more toward Snowpiercer food bars that were revealed to made of -- wait for it! -- cockroaches!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (URNdm)

492 So, can we not lump all white middle to upper class white women in one Karen category...there are probably as many white middle to upper class conservative women who vote the right line as there are in total blacks or Hispanics that do...

Karen needs to include a secular aspect to the term...and possibly a white collar careerist one, too...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (exHjb)

493 There will never be a twilight of Karens.

Those honeys will be bitching about Jesus being a misogynist when he comes back to redeem their repugnant souls.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (r0ADi)

494 Jewells45 - stress related perhaps?

Who do we have to kill for you?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (mD/uy)

495 486 Just a reminder, Trump won the last election. Easily.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM (ZLI7S)


Socking a regular is a bannable offense.

Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (mbFEM)

496 Does anyone else on an iOS device have the text crowding into and lapping over the bottom of the grey box in the comments.
Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (mbFEM)

I'm on Safari 15.1 on a Macbook. Looks ok from my end.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (V6f9+)

497 Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (dQvv7)
==============

I can be there to meet you on the Jersey side, plus I know where a couple of Brits live. We can go over to their house, refight the battle, and drink all their liquor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (4uu+s)

498 I'm not exactly certain what my January 6 memorial meal will be, but I've plotted out most of the procedure... which involves crossing the frozen Delaware River tonight into New Jersey.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 05:55 PM (dQvv7)


Happy New Year Hessian scum!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (axyOa)

499 475 Okay I've evaluated all the medical information provide and I'm certain it's Scurvy.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (mmU7u)

Heroic purging will soon set her to rights.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

-------------------------------

Her humors are out of balance. Blood-letting is required to release excess heat.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (CAJOC)

500 One has to wonder why "Beyond Meat" must taste... like meat?

Why not eat meat? A product in search of a market. That doesn't exist.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 05:59 PM (BFigT)
---
Meat is murder.

This just tastes like murder.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (XHhHI)

501 Funny story. Our house is under contract. The buyers are an engaged couple.

Apparently they just sent out invitations using their *future* address (still our current address) as the return.

Some of their invitations are now showing up in our mailbox return to sender. Including one sent to Nicholas Cage.

I looked it up the address and apparently it's a known one for fan mail, or was anyway. So I don't think they actually know him, but gotta give props for swinging for the fences.

And I'm now betting that celebrities probably get tons of rando wedding invitations, not something I had contemplated before.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (9PjK4)

502 I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45


Maybe it's Lupus.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (SRRAx)

503 495 Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (mbFEM)

and some here totes swear it never happens...

man you guys no sold "a Pelosi of Crones" like the undertaker...

I am gonna cry softly and play some Star Wars The Old Republic

Posted by: sven at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (Lzpvj)

504 nood

Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (9PjK4)

505 >>6 Just a reminder, Trump won the last election. Easily.


What...like a Sunday Morning?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (Q8622)

506 needs to include a secular aspect to the term...and possibly a white collar careerist one, too...
Posted by: N



Are there blue collar upper mid class karens?

Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (Ijkw6)

507 Her humors are out of balance. Blood-letting is required to release excess heat.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Should have socked this "Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber".

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (mD/uy)

508 got one shot--the J&J--and God as my witness--I will never get another vaccine if any kind, for any reason, as long as I live.
Posted by: Ladyl

*

I am really struggling with that whole thing.

Our entire medical industry is based on abortions. I had no idea until the covid vaccine opened my eyes at how medication was produced.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (pNvX6)

509 >>>This just tastes like murder.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (XHhHI)

What is this stuff called, again?

Posted by: Dexter at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (QYPq3)

510 @486

>>Just a reminder, Trump won the last election. Easily.

This is true, by about 15 million votes.

But alas, the Deep State, Uniparty and The ruling junta had alternative plans.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (iDdon)

511 >>Why not eat meat? A product in search of a market. That doesn't exist.


Two reasons:
A lot of vegans/vegetarians never lose their meat craving, so they make faux versions of meat to satisfy that craving.

And then there's the creepy Bill Gates who thinks he can force meat eaters to eat fake meat instead for the environment.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (URNdm)

512 For me, tomorrow is to be Hell for more than just political reasons.

My boy Logan died on 1-6, last year. And I'm still not 100% normal a year later. He was a good dog. I'll be remembering him, more than usual.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (V6f9+)

513 Just a reminder, Trump won the last election. Easily.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM (ZLI7S)

Socking a regular is a bannable offense.
Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (mbFEM)
---
Either we've had a faux JackStraw this entire thread, or that's Jack.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (XHhHI)

514 Meat is murder.

This just tastes like murder.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (XHhHI)

Murder is also murder, Mr. Axeman.

Posted by: Bruton Gaster at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (SH2Zi)

515 Jewells, please go to the next post for more bad medical advice

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (M+Lyo)

516 Of no particular relevance, They are still digging up tons and tons of live artillery projectiles including gas projectiles in Belgium and France from WW1. Since WW2 the French have had 630 deminers killed while doing the job. Estimates vary but all expect the job to be completed in 100-200 years.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (o2MD2)

517
Hilarious part is woke Black women are claiming that white people appropriated their term Karen from them and we shouldn't use it .
Posted by: Just a side note


They appropriated English. They should make up their own language.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

518 he black vote total is a little shocking, maybe someone in the GOP should figure out how to grow that number.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 05:47 PM (iDdon)

Someone like Trump?
Posted by: blaster at January 05, 2022 05:50 PM (mbFEM)

Trump is the reason the numbers are where they are.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (EAff4)

519 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)


An enema will clear that right up!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (OMayC)

520 508 Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (pNvX6)

I am serously considering saying "nah nah bro" to the boooster requirement up....which will cost me my job as a defense contract worker.

Posted by: sven at January 05, 2022 06:03 PM (Lzpvj)

521 Legal Insurrection

MSNBC host refused service at restaurant because his 4 year old child is not vaxxed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:03 PM (tsgnR)

522 Either we've had a faux JackStraw this entire thread, or that's Jack.

Posted by: Axeman at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (XHhHI)

How would we know? Someone toss out a Durham taunt; see if he twitches.

Posted by: Bruton Gaster at January 05, 2022 06:03 PM (SH2Zi)

523 Are there blue collar upper mid class karens?
Posted by: Y5 at January 05, 2022 06:01 PM (Ijkw6)

No, but there are some middle to upper class that focus on family vs careers and don't have their own high speed career (on top of their spouse's) that they need tons of governmental trade-offs done for them to keep...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 06:03 PM (exHjb)

524 517 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

//Tank Abrams

Posted by: sven at January 05, 2022 06:03 PM (Lzpvj)

525
Just a reminder, Trump won the last election. Easily.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM


No way. Fifteen thousand Pennsylvania voters, suddenly angered at mean tweets, marched back into the polls and switched their vote from Trump to Biden in eight minutes flat.

The deciding moment of the election.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 05, 2022 06:03 PM (dQvv7)

526 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)

Put your boobs on him. Oh wait, that's dating advice. Never mind.

Posted by: Bruton Gaster at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (SH2Zi)

527

Y'all come to KFC for the finest food and service! Now sit the f*** down, shut the f******, and I'll get to your f****** food when I'm f****** ready.

Posted by: Screeching Fat Black Whore at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (wLRQu)

528 Maybe local elections in Delaware or Montgomery Counties or some such place, but not nationally. Plus, they are absolutely committed to Mean Tweets! and Support Planned Parenthood! so don't even think of trying.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

How many articles did we see here showing that white women concerned about public schools are what put Youngkin over the top in VA?

Believe me, this group pisses me off to no end, but I think we're tilting against windmills believing we can get across the finish line with black voters replacing white women.

Republicans need to win the suburbs, maybe $100 to fill up their tank will be more important than pronouns.

Posted by: Blago at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (QKtVi)

529 Jewells, Dip your top half in calamine lotion and let it air dry. Yes, you'll look like a bottle of Maker's Mark Kentucky Bourbon. Take and post pics!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (4I/2K)

530 How would we know? Someone toss out a Durham taunt; see if he twitches.
Posted by: Bruton Gaster at January 05, 2022 06:03 PM (SH2Zi)

We'll know in two weeks.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (mmU7u)

531 A Clunt of karens.

Posted by: JT at January 05, 2022 06:05 PM (arJlL)

532 485 PJMedia has a story about a new Facebook Truth Squad that they're rolling out. The accompanying photo is perfect. It's a collection of the same 20-something white suburban college girls that brought us the misery of BLM, mask and vax scorn, and cried themselves through therapy when Hillary lost.

This whole swath of the country needs to be deprogrammed and find something of value to base their lives on.
Posted by: red speck at January 05, 2022 05:58 PM (gS3OW)


To quote Cary Grant, speaking to Grace Kelly in "To Catch A Thief", what those chicks need is two weeks in Niagara Falls with a good man.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 05, 2022 06:05 PM (SRRAx)

533 >>>As much as I hate to admit it, the GOP needs white suburban women to win elections.

They can win with the married ones, whose ideological allegiance is not as secure as the single ones. Married women care a lot more about the safety of their streets, the cost of milk and hamburger, and how the shutdowns hurt kids a lot more than single women.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 05, 2022 06:05 PM (T/vhV)

534 Anna I loathe these people

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2022 06:05 PM (2JoB8)

535 They appropriated English. They should make up their own language.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

Please don't tempt them.

Posted by: Bruton Gaster at January 05, 2022 06:05 PM (SH2Zi)

536 Dip your top half in calamine lotion and let it air dry. Yes, you'll look like a bottle of Maker's Mark Kentucky Bourbon. Take and post pics!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 06:04 PM (4I/2K)

Pudding is an acceptable field-expedient substitute.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (SH2Zi)

537 And I'm now betting that celebrities probably get tons of rando wedding invitations, not something I had contemplated before.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 05, 2022 06:00 PM (9PjK4)
===========
One of my daughters married a guy from Boston and they sent an invitation to Tom Brady. And, it goes without saying, Giselle. Hell, anyone in her family was welcome, especially her twin sister.

Anyway, Tom didn't show.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:06 PM (4uu+s)

538 "An enema will clear that right up!
Posted by: naturalfake

Call me!

Posted by: Michael Kenyon at January 05, 2022 06:07 PM (vrz2I)

539 526 Well shit. I've just broken out into a rash all over my neck and upper chest. WTH??
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 05:28 PM (nxdel)

Walk topless through a car wash. You will find it soothing.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 05, 2022 06:08 PM (eGTCV)

540 One way to win over Democrat voters is to run local elections with a single unifying theme: "Break the Teachers Unions!"

You'll get Karens falling all over themselves to vote GOP

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 06:08 PM (4uu+s)

541 unexploded shells in France?

CA40 is a mine crater where 44 Canadian soldiers were interred as a mass grave at Vimy Ridge. Among the dead is buried Pvt. Milne, posthumous winner of the Victoria Cross.

But they can't excavate and give them a proper burial until all the unexploded ordinance is cleared.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:08 PM (tsgnR)

542 Just a reminder, Trump won the last election. Easily.


==

At the end of the day we need to admit to ourselves that "winning" includes being sworn in on 01/20, and that the whole package of winning needs to include that one bit and whatever effort that entails. And if our favorite guy could not muster that , he did not win.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 06:09 PM (V13WU)

543 "An enema will clear that right up!
Posted by: naturalfake
=============

That was Dr. Jill's advice when I was nervous to meet the Pope!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, Good Catholic at January 05, 2022 06:10 PM (4uu+s)

544 Windex ?

Tussin!

Posted by: Bosk at January 05, 2022 06:10 PM (x6uUk)

545 Skip

they are some seriously broken people.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (tsgnR)

546 541 But they can't excavate and give them a proper burial until all the unexploded ordinance is cleared.

i was under the impression that unexploded ordinance was all those multi-thousand-page bills that get passed without even being read.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 05, 2022 06:11 PM (v3pYe)

547 Next step: Insect Burgers.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 05, 2022 06:12 PM (cct0t)

548 did I just engage a faker ?

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 06:12 PM (V13WU)

549 ...because that would upset me greatly

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (V13WU)

550 Everyone is talking about Karen. Who is she? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: WTF??? at January 05, 2022 07:27 PM (jTMZg)

551 Liberal White Women .....

And the skinny-jeans wearing wimps that want to have sex with them.

Posted by: Ghost of John Brown at January 05, 2022 08:28 PM (PaX37)

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