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Governor Blackface, Ralph Northam, MIA and Radio Silent For Hours as Motorists Are Stranded on Highway From Winter Storm Snow Emergency;
Noted True Conservative and Asnes Chair of Liberty Fellow Jonah Goldberg Blames Glenn Youngkin
A lot of complaining in Virginia about the highways being impassable, and emergency vehicles failing to rescue people literally snowbound for hours.
Nearly 50 mile stretch of I-95 in Virginia is shut down this morning. Some drivers say they’ve been stuck for over 10 hours! https://t.co/cBLE7AXGRW -- JoeyLive5 (@JoeySovine) January 4, 2022
Enter fat failure and comfort-craving weakling softbelly liberal Jonah Goldberg.
John Rogers
@JohnRogers8News We've been getting calls from people stranded on I-95 for up to 16 HOURS!! People running out of gas and food while stuck in awful backups lasting for miles and miles. We'll be covering it all this morning on @8NEWS
For instance, Jonah Goldberg, who we have been reliably told is a truuuue conservative or something, said on Twitter that "If I was Glenn Youngkin I'd be flooding the zone to get this I-95 crap fixed. DC suburbs are vengeful about this kind of thing."I'm glad that RedState quoted that, because I didn't think to screencap it, and the Coward Weakling Jonah has now deleted it.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Homer's Donuts at January 04, 2022 03:23 PM (BCSAN)
Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at January 04, 2022 03:24 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 03:25 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Catherine at January 04, 2022 03:25 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: David Brooks! at January 04, 2022 03:25 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 04, 2022 03:25 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Catherine at January 04, 2022 03:26 PM (ZSsrh)
they literally had no way of dealing?!?! plus 95 is an INTERSTATE. it has to have its own "infrastructure" i.e. plows and salt trucks etc
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (wAnMi)
-Guy whose job is to pay attention to politics in the NaVA region
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (cENgf)
Posted by: Fat Joe-NAH of Krypton at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (C52RM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (us2H3)
He was a good read in the late 90s early 00s. I don't what happened to him, but I think the general consensus is probable, he got lazy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (fs1hN)
Now I have to lick clean Pierre Omidyar's boots every day!
sob!
Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (I2/tG)
ack! was jonah ever smart? does he vape all day or something?
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Roy at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (Pj9mr)
We've been getting calls from people stranded on I-95 for up to 16 HOURS!!
People running out of gas and food while stuck in awful backups lasting for miles and miles.
Intermittant Fasting FTW!
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (jri1N)
Serious question and I know this isn't the right place... but you have an electric vehicle stranded for 19 hours on an interstate in a blizzard. How do you keep the car heated without draining the battery into nothingness?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 04, 2022 03:29 PM (WmGrA)
WELL, HE WORKS ME FOR LONGER THAN 4 HOURS A DAY!
Posted by: THE COUCH at January 04, 2022 03:29 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 04, 2022 03:29 PM (4uu+s)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (jri1N)
go on...
Posted by: David French at January 04, 2022 03:29 PM (Pj9mr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (BFigT)
i was thinking all around your comment but couldn't pin it down. Nicey done.
Posted by: Choo choo M*th*r F*ck*r at January 04, 2022 03:29 PM (4S9nl)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 03:29 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Gov Coonman at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (ESjRY)
And gets you your own personal staff of indwelling demons.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (dQvv7)
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No worries, the cold will drain it for you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (llXky)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (us2H3)
He throw tennis ball, dog fetch.
Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (M+Lyo)
I've got water and fire making tools in my car just in case. I'd be out there chopping up wood for a fire if I were trapped.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (dfRN6)
You think it's fun having to whore yourself out to left-wing billionaires?
Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (otFiP)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (jri1N)
GET IN MY BELLY!!! Who said that other than Jonah?
Posted by: Choo choo M*th*r F*ck*r at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (4S9nl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (o2MD2)
https://www.511virginia.org/mobile/?menu_id=conditions
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:31 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Gref at January 04, 2022 03:31 PM (AMIL/)
You think it's fun having to whore yourself out to left-wing billionaires?
Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (I2/tG)
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For you? Probably.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Roy at January 04, 2022 03:31 PM (Pj9mr)
Posted by: REDACTED
he knows them when he, how you say, sees them
Posted by: The Paolo at January 04, 2022 03:31 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2022 03:31 PM (dOUYW)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (fs1hN)
He was a good read, and then a great read, and then made the mistake of linking to where he got his material (here, for one), and then became a sad read, and eventually a non-read.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (6FeV1)
The Jonah, he tries so hard. But the Jessica? She tell him, stop with the twittering! Our sex towels are not the clean! Now Jonah now!
So poor Jonah had to use the phone only while doing our laundry.
But my boxers? They have never been cleaner!
Posted by: The Paulo at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: m at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (hGIMd)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Shenanigans at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (FKHhS)
Oh, you mean once it's no longer a "Republican" problem, it's not a concern of his anymore?
Posted by: Blago at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (JYFin)
they literally had no way of dealing?!?! plus 95 is an INTERSTATE. it has to have its own "infrastructure" i.e. plows and salt trucks etc
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM (j9HX3)
i read something like half the maintenance crews are out sick? probably a positive asymptomatic case of kung flu...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: THE COUCH at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:30 PM (i0wNm)
Do you have a coffee pot and coffee too? Because that would be baller!
Posted by: Choo choo M*th*r F*ck*r at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (4S9nl)
#Failure
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Conservative Thinker at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (Yo4TX)
Posted by: Roy at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (Pj9mr)
Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty inch blades on the Impala
A caller gettin' laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the highway, making money then fly way
But there's got to be a better way
A better way, better way, yeah...
Posted by: J Goldberg Stash at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (w9H27)
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Hey, Jonah? Politics is your fucking *job,* bro. It is what you do. You're a commentator and pundit. You're not a good one, but then no one puts "worthless asshole" on his own business card.
This is an unacceptable excuse. You're not a professional, and you're not careful and you're not thoughtful. You're just a gelatinous shell of a man engaging in Twitter clap-backs that you pretend are analysis and that your have lied to yourself that they contribute to the wider political discourse. You're a useless embarrassment and you should slink off in humiliation and shame rather than continuing to waste electrons on your deepest of deep mind thoughts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Black Orchid
Interstates are maintained by the States, not the Fed.
Posted by: MkY at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus
A L-O-N-G extension card.
Posted by: E. Lawn Musque at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (WmGrA)
Ever see a duck eat? Like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (dQvv7)
You don't. In fact, Scotty Kilmer (popular funny old youtube mechanic) just did a video on this a few days ago. (37 seconds) https://youtu.be/_9fqApTPBCs
Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (wAnMi)
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Good question.
I wonder how many of the stranded were in electric vehicles.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (9ewTg)
No one predicted the severity til hours before...
It was severe all over the state...
Virginia does snow removal at the state level b/c we don't get enough to make it cost-effective at the local level, so the state had to cover everything.
Much of that equipment is usable only for 8 inches or less, and we got much more than that, so only some of it would work (even if all of it was out).
Virginia was both coming off the holiday and is in the biggest Covid outbreak it's had since Covid, so fewer workers available.
Transition of government hasn't happened, but all Northam's people probably already left, so no one can handle the problem...and no one prioritized b/c 95 should ALWAYS be 1st, followed by 66, 495, 64, and 81 (I think those are the biggies)...
And it was Northam's 1st real all state snow storm...so I guess it's good we only had one with him in charge.
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2022 03:31 PM (dOUYW)
Virginia is for retards that don't look at weather reports.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (UuD2k)
Some people drink Nut Milk.
Me? I take my queso shaken, not stirred.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: THE COUCH at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (URNdm)
Thank you! one of my favorite actors of all time..
Posted by: Choo choo M*th*r F*ck*r at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (4S9nl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (coYBh)
#Failure
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Conservative Thinker at January 04, 2022 03:32 PM (Yo4TX)
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"Also, Trump firing a DOJ employee who serves at the pleasure of the president was the act of a tyrant."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (ZZK0E)
Why bother, when you can set the Prius next to you alight? Lithium burns like a baller, yo.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (exHjb)
I always wonder if it is suicide to portage an electric car through high water.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Bete at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (F9322)
This isn't the Deep State, it's the Derp State. Ham and eggers who have been on the job so long they're retired in place. Her Majesty was once trapped for 14 hours on I-81 because PennDOT couldn't get off their asses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (BCSAN)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (BqFQD)
What is the Gov-elect supposed to do with his truck? He can't plow a highway with it. The highways are blocked. So...what would this "baller move" consist of?
Goldberg doesn't know because he has no idea how to do anything at the point of action. He has zero experience of digging a car out of a ditch, directing traffic or doing anything other than plagiarizing Ace's wit for "hot takes." That's why even his 'sick burns' completely fail.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (ZZK0E)
Ever see a duck eat? Like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (i0wNm)
That's preferable to hiring some illegal to chew his food for him and regurgitate in his mouth. Although I probably just gave him an idea.
Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM (llXky)
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I see it as an implicit admission that Goldberg sees himself as weak and soft in need of rescuing from hard men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
No coffee. I do have energy bars.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: raimondo at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (idtY6)
I'm a commercial driver- the biggest threat in any weather, day or night, is the other drivers
Posted by: DB at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Lena Dunham
Remember Lena, you really should shower after at least every 5 guys.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Jonah The Hutt! at January 04, 2022 03:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (M+Lyo)
And still is.
Posted by: m at January 04, 2022 03:36 PM (hGIMd)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (9ewTg)
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Needs a 90s The Simpsons reference.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 03:36 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 04, 2022 03:36 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Conservative Thinker at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (Yo4TX)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2022 03:31 PM (dOUYW)
"Hold our beers."
- Maryland Drivers
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (OaZlZ)
One pulls you out of a ditch, the other fills in a, how you say, ditch
I mean Jonah's wife's, how you say, vageen
Posted by: The Paolo at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (9ewTg)
Gotta change the topic!
Posted by: THE COUCH at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (URNdm)
Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (CYnTg)
I'm a commercial driver- the biggest threat in any weather, day or night, is the other drivers
Posted by: DB at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (geLO
They said a bunch of tractor-trailers jackknifed and started the main backup, but never said a thing about what happened to the little old lady in the Buick going 30 mph in the left lane in front of them.
Posted by: Roy at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (Pj9mr)
I dunno. They believe "THE SCIENCE"™ when their ideology forces them to believe in Global Warming in the same way that those cruise ships that get stuck in Antarctic ice.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:37 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: The Paolo at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: DB
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Yep.
Especially four-wheelers that thing you can stop on a dime when they veer right in front of you.
Mad props to those that make a career out of commercial driving. I lasted a year befor I had enough.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (eGTCV)
A Republican like Youngkin is exactly the type of conservative someone like him is "supposed" to like. Something tells me he was pissed the night Republicans swept VA.
Posted by: Blago at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (JYFin)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (ESjRY)
Bullshit. Those burgers aren't THAT greasy.
I'll be on the shitter.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
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Goldberg has literally degenerated into Homer Simpson smacking his television and demanding that it be more funny.
That's his level of analysis. He can't actually articulate an alternate plan of action, he just knows that there is one, and Smart People would be all over it.
He sees his job as telling them to be more smarter, which they obviously should be because a hot dog isn't a sandwich and TNG was the best Star Trek.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Choo choo M*th*r F*ck*r at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (4S9nl)
I was back there for that one. We prepped in time and rode it out in my SNL's place. Snow was over two feet.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 03:39 PM (axyOa)
We get....Biden is responsible for January 6th, 2021.
Works for me!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 04, 2022 03:39 PM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2022 03:39 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 03:39 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 03:39 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 04, 2022 03:39 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 04, 2022 03:39 PM (ovlEc)
If he had banned fossil fuels we wouldn't have extreme weather you science denier!
Posted by: Some liberal at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (ESjRY)
Jonah: Reeeeee! He put himself and first responders in danger! Potentially made himself part of the problem! You are not governor yet! Leave it to the professionals! Orangemanbad!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 03:38 PM (llXky)
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He probably does think TNG is the best...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (nxdel)
They have join custody of Karl Rove's infamous weather machine that steered Katrina into New Orleans.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (+LCoQ)
Ace: Enter fat failure and comfort-craving weakling softbelly liberal Jonah Goldberg.
Ace's lines > Real headlines of the article he's linking to
*sniffle*
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (RRKdk)
Posted by: Catherine
Oh.
Hiya Catherine !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (arJlL)
It, how you say, affects the national media
who are some of my most needy, pathetic clients
Posted by: The Paolo at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Thrawn at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (9ewTg)
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Needs a 90s The Simpsons reference.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 03:36 PM (llXky)
Why is there a head in the sushi?
Uh...it's fully of heady goodness!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (coYBh)
If he had banned fossil fuels we wouldn't have extreme weather you science denier!
Posted by: Some liberal at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (ESjRY)
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"This wouldn't be happening if we had stayed in the Paris Accords and passed a climate tax."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jewells45
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I can't either.
Being stuck in traffic is bad enough.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (BqFQD)
Enter fat failure and comfort-craving weakling softbelly liberal Jonah Goldberg.
_________
Probably yelling at a Grubhub driver for being late.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (CYnTg)
LOL. There's an article in the SF Chronicle today saying that an apparent spike in Covid hospitalizations in Marin County is being caused by people hospitalized for something else who just happen to have Covid.
The memo has gone out, Comrades!
Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia, and most "Covid cases" in hospitals are just incidental infections!
Adjust your reporting accordingly!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (RRKdk)
Jonah's the only one with tits in the family.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (W3VUu)
I think China, adding several terra watts of coal power to their grid wouldn't respect Cruz's demands.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:41 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg fixing his manziere at January 04, 2022 03:42 PM (ESjRY)
scary.
Posted by: ace at January 04, 2022 03:42 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:33 PM (BqFQD)
Um, we're going to have to request that you refrain from charging your EV (that's short for "electric vehicle") at this time as our resources are currently under construction.
Posted by: State of California at January 04, 2022 03:42 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Revenant at January 04, 2022 03:42 PM (I76dP)
I always wonder if it is suicide to portage an electric car through high water.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:34 PM
It's probably one hell of a way to determine the fish population in the area, if you run out of dynamite.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 04, 2022 03:42 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Jen the original at January 04, 2022 03:42 PM (PdFi0)
I told him the no. I also told him he no watch.
But...I'm pretty sure he does. It is...how you say...ah yes very creepy.
Posted by: The Paulo at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: olddog
because a lot of people who use I-95 in VA are inside-the-beltway media/government complex types
Posted by: DB at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (geLO8)
24-hour blizzards while having to run the heater.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (W3VUu)
Norman Podhoertz fathered John
Lucianne Goldberg bore Jonah
I'm seeing a pattern here....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (i0wNm)
But...I'm pretty sure he does. It is...how you say...ah yes very creepy.
Posted by: The Paulo at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (ESjRY)
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He wears that Superman costume while he watches, doesn't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (WmGrA)
You'll need to be a bit more specific...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (ZSK0i)
You're thinking of Ben Shapiro who Jonah has a crush on.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (GYllL)
But there is no way in Michigan people would sit in their vehicles for 15-20 hours while the hwy is closed.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 04, 2022 03:42 PM (PdFi0)
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For some people, anything off the interstate is Terra incognita.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 03:44 PM (/U27+)
But anyone who makes any one of those things their primary means of conveyance in a state where it snows is not really thinking "long term", are they?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 03:44 PM (6FeV1)
Isn't that called "journalism"?
Posted by: Caliban at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (WmGrA)
You'll need to be a bit more specific...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 04, 2022 03:43 PM (ZSK0i)
Hey! I'm right here you know!
Posted by: Choo choo M*th*r F*ck*r at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (4S9nl)
Posted by: Jen the original
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We are a nation of sheep.
Being led to slaughter.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (BqFQD)
I always load my 4wd with sleeping bag, food, chains, hatchet, shovel etc. I am from southern California. Snow scares me.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (TNyrE)
Posted by: dantesed at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (193FS)
You're thinking of Ben Shapiro who Jonah has a crush on.
I'm not saying Ben isn't well hung, but I'm not saying he's not bigger then a cruller either.
/Call me Ben - can't wait until your DESTROY me again!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Xander Crews at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (MpOGS)
Norman Podhoertz fathered John
Lucianne Goldberg bore Jonah
I'm seeing a pattern here....
King of Swamp Castle fathered Prince Herbert....
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 03:46 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (eGTCV)
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Let me tell you of a man named Trump who looked at the failure of the Republican Party and said, "Even I, a political neophyte, could run this stupid party better than they do."
He didn't even say it with proper deference to the class of his betters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Paladin at January 04, 2022 03:46 PM (CE4w9)
Posted by: Ted Cruz's 13 year-old daughter as covered by the MSM at January 04, 2022 03:46 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 03:46 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 03:46 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Paladin at January 04, 2022 03:46 PM (CE4w9)
Thanks!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (4S9nl)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (ju2Fy)
Currently, a lot of trucks on designated routes can't get from Maine to Florida - 95 is the main corridor for trucker (and returning vacationer) traffic...
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (JI/0U)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mudderfrackers at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (jri1N)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (RRKdk)
you're thinking of Abby
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (bKdTl)
This is a diseased mental state that leads to a lot of bad things.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (zWpOF)
>>Watched this on the weather channel this morning. I truly do not understand what happened.
Having a Jeep, I would have been out of there in two seconds.
That's crazy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (3prhw)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (w9Wax)
he's more of a roller.
Posted by: Choo choo M*th*r F*ck*r at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (4S9nl)
>It's like Monday x 100!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (r0ADi)
I started laughing and the cop hurrying traffic along was laughing as well.
Weird!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Xander Crews at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (MpOGS)
D9 - 5 minutes
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (bKdTl)
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Disappointments...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
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What, the #BadOrangeMan wasn't available?
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (4bVqs)
Posted by: kraken
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Back atcha.
Glad you made it home safe.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (6Je/Q)
Exactly. His info pipeline is leftists so that's what he went with, but in a way disguised so as to seem supportive "here's what I think he should do" instead of "WHAT A FAILURE!"
How long would it have taken you to actually confirm who the governor is of the state right next to the District you live in, Jonah? Two seconds?
And aside from sloth, this is evidence of bias. He presumed the worst of the man because his leftist buddies do and that's the only voice he chooses to listen to and surround himself with. If he was more balanced, thoughtful, and neutral, he'd go check it to make sure. Its easy.
But the fact that this apparently did not occur to him -- or he was too busy eating fistfulls of crisco out of the container to bother -- says oceans about the man's mindset.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (KZzsI)
This is a diseased mental state that leads to a lot of bad things.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (zWpOF)
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"I think I can handle this on my own. I don't need the federal government to fund a solution or fix it itself."
"Why do you advocate for lawless anarchy?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (RRKdk)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (bKdTl)
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Disappointments...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
The sons are not the fathers. Best argument there is against Monarchy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Paladin at January 04, 2022 03:46 PM (CE4w9)
Thanks!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (4S9nl)
Motorist: "Which car is yours, then?"
Bob: "Car?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: kraken
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Back atcha.
Glad you made it home safe.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (BqFQD)
Thanks. You keep these reprobates in line while I was gone?
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
Biden telling parents whom to keep kids away from is just too perfect.
https://bit.ly/3JFDCXQ
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (w9Wax)
he's more of a roller.
Posted by: Choo choo M*th*r F*ck*r at January 04, 2022 03:48 PM (4S9nl)
"They see me rollin', they hatin'..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (V6f9+)
Of course, here on the Gulf Coast, all we have are people who drive into deep water on the road and drown.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mudderfrackers at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (jri1N)
https://is.gd/Zc2gOe
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (ovlEc)
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM
Just coffee and cigarettes until noon. Then I eat whatever I want. Then, nothing until I start drinking at 6:00.
Posted by: Beth Dutton at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (CE4w9)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (LvTSG)
The sons are not the fathers. Best argument there is against Monarchy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (V6f9+)
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I will say this for monarchy:
When you know who's going to be ruling in 20 years when the current guy goes, you can organize an education directed at that one person with the aim of giving him the tools to do what is right and proper.
Doesn't work out that way all that often, though. Lots of disruption going on, plus all the corruption.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (o2MD2)
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Fuckin' Youngkin.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2022 03:52 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (V6f9+)
Vintage Ace: Bill Kristol is "a shriveled foppish nepot"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 04, 2022 03:52 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2022 03:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
What's the jargon du jour?
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 03:52 PM (6Je/Q)
I think he just liked language and wanted to use the proper, precise word for something, not so much pretense as desire to be erudite. I'm the same way, but I probably come across as pompous
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
What level of idiot thinks that the guy who won in Nov is already in office, checks date, Jan 4?
Esp someone who writes abt politics?
Idiot
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 04, 2022 03:52 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: kraken
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lol
Hardly.
I'm the crazy church Karen here.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:52 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mudderfrackers at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (jri1N)
++++
That's a repugnant thing to write.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 03:52 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Paladin at January 04, 2022 03:46 PM (CE4w9)
Thanks!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (4S9nl)
Motorist: "Which car is yours, then?"
Bob: "Car?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (6FeV1)
LOL i can see this happening...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (8D42x)
Oregon Muse wasn't in great health to begin with. I hope he's getting better.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (ZaxH7)
We had a big pileup, drifts, etc, the IDT came out guns blazing but the good old boys club had the mess half cleaned before they even made it to the location.
It's no surprise that the blue staters feel like it's ok to be completely dependent on the government the way they do... THEY ARE ALREADY.
Here a while back we had a big artic blast come through. The highway department was struggling to open rural roads up, so me and a couple of my neighbors got in our old snowplow-equipped pickups and opened the roads in our area. I passed a highway department plow on one of my passes, figuring I'd be getting my ass chewed for plowing county roads without permission. Guy gave me a big smile and a thumbs up.
Posted by: Goober at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (Hgvgt)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (BqFQD)
I bet a lot of those folks didn't even dress for cold weather.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (5HBd1)
I honestly don't know. GOAT maybe, or Gucci. I think "lit" is still being used.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (KZzsI)
VDOT Northern VA
@VaDOTNOVA
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up.
Our plow crew truck drivers will never give up.
Cuz they're driving and striving and hugging the turns,
And plowing til the roads are of no concern.
They're going the distance.
https://bit.ly/3pUAjUU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (FVME7)
She recently did some very funny responses to AOC's most recent moronic tweet.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (uWF4x)
Nah, we need the balance. I get no Karen vibes from you.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (ovlEc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04,
Me too. I sound, "snotty." Tough shit.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 03:49 PM (KZzsI)
When Jonah hears Spaghetti Western he grabs a plate
Fistfulls of Crisco
For a Few Donuts More
The Good the Bad and the Cake
Whale Rider
Hi Plains Muncher
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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I hope so too.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (BqFQD)
This black-haired girl in skimpy athletic gear finds Jonah Goldberg to extremely unsettling
_________
She needs to take a shower.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (/U27+)
https://is.gd/Zc2gOe
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (DU+/6)
A good candidate for one of Doctor Diogenes' famous injections.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 03:54 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: kraken
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lol
Hardly.
I'm the crazy church Karen here.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:52 PM (BqFQD)
Heh. You are needed. ( I'm the token Southern Baptist).
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 03:54 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 03:54 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 03:54 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: raimondo at January 04, 2022 03:54 PM (idtY6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2022 03:54 PM (coYBh)
I am good thanks! Still employed and nobody has anything about it to me so *shrug*
You? And again thank you. Meant a lot.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 04, 2022 03:54 PM (ovlEc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 03:50 PM (V6f9+)
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Only if the monarchs are expected to do nothing. Actual monarchs and aristocrats have to retain their throne from usurpers and foreign enemies. They don't get sit in Momma's Big Boy chair and bang their spoon for more meat snacks and a Star Trek happy meal.
We have "elites" with zero skin in the game. Goldberg is wrong every damn time and pays no price for it. Okay, he did pay some price - his wife didn't get hired by Trump, and THAT is why he hates Trump so much.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 03:54 PM (llXky)
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"Have I told you yet how both sides of the MacGuffin are wrong, yet still constitute both a sandwich and a hot dog?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (OZsxA)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (ljXWV)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (nxdel)
In fairness, there are more guys stranded in Virginia than residents of idaho
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (KnvZT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (coYBh)
You couldn't cross 95 through the ditch of snow and ice to the other side - you'd just get stuck...
Not sure why the exits weren't used, although you do have to wait a few miles between exits, so 3-5 miles worth of people probably would have stayed uber-stuck...not sure about the other 40 miles...although the ramps were blocks of ice and it only takes one dead Tesla or car that can't get off the ramp to block that off, especially if it wasn't getting plowed when the snow was pouring down...
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (exHjb)
I'll petition to have it played at your funeral. It's the honorable thing to do.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (i0wNm)
One of the all time greats and a personal favorite.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (ovlEc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Goober at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (Hgvgt)
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Where I grew up in semi-rural Colorado (rural county next to the semi-rural outer county in the Denver metro), if you put your own blade down on a public road, they'll fine you at least and might arrest you. Emergency or not, you don't encroach on official road clearance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (DU+/6)
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She went to Miami and partied maskless while children, safe from covid because covid doesn't affect children, are forced to wear masks at school in her district.
It's weird how those who rule you are allowed to break the rules that you are not. Ever question that arrangement?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xander Crews at January 04, 2022 03:45 PM (MpOGS)
D9 - 5 minutes
Mil Mi-26 "Halo" would be a little cleaner.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (+LCoQ)
For a Few Donuts More
The Good the Bad and the Cake
Whale Rider
Hi Plains Muncher
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (M+Lyo)
I read that in a Troy McClure voice...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (ZaxH7)
Why would "ballers" be driving jacked up trucks in the snow to save people?
That's Rednecks with Paychecks territory.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (uXonU)
For a Few Donuts More
The Good the Bad and the Cake
Whale Rider
Hi Plains Muncher
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 03:53 PM (M+Lyo)
I read that in a Troy McClure voice...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (PiwSw)
Now I want donuts...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (coYBh)
Kelly Bundy is complaining about how this nasty old guy was yelling stuff at her as he went by and then she hears her dad on the couch going "Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!" at the TV and goes "ew, DADDY!!"
Al goes "sorry pumpkin" but you can tell he's more embarrassed he got caught than sorry
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (dNqv+)
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I bet he criticizes their tone a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (RHGPo)
He is still going to log those hours plowing the roads you and your buddies cleared, he will just be doing it from the comfort of a booth at the Waffle House.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
Jonah's wife needs the rescuing and I'm hard enough for the job. -The Paolo
Posted by: Homer's Donuts at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (BCSAN)
>Damn! That and ten days in Las Vegas will get you placed on the Most Wanted List.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (PiwSw)
Well, i did now....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (6FeV1)
Oh, I don't know let's test that hypothesis.
"Jonah, wake up! Pancakes are on the table!"
Posted by: Paco at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (njExo)
From bits and pieces that I've heard, it sounds like a lot of locals did just ditch their cars and wallk home. The problem is that those cars now are blocking the highway.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (JI/0U)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (gmo/4)
And you're very much welcome.
Anytime you need to chat, you got my email.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (BqFQD)
Debating the sandwichness of hot dogs.
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mudderfrackers at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (jri1N)
Baller Park franks
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (II3Gr)
- Jonah Goldberg, Conservative Thought Leader
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Xander Crews
Working a traffic accident and blowing 8 hours beats dealing with domestic disturbances or drug dealers.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (gmo/4)
This is where Jonah's expertise would've come in handy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
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So who pays the towing expenses?
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (BqFQD)
Debating the sandwichness of hot dogs.
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mudderfrackers at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (jri1N)
Baller Park franks
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (II3Gr)
Roller Dogs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (+56GQ)
they literally had no way of dealing?!?! plus 95 is an INTERSTATE. it has to have its own "infrastructure" i.e. plows and salt trucks etc
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 04, 2022 03:27 PM
Once it gets to the point of "traffic stopped on expressway with heavy snow falling" the salt trucks and plows are stopped with the traffic. You have to clear an exit (and have its road cleared) and have the plows work backwards from that.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (EughT)
Let me guess, they have Vaxx and strict mask requirements.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Spypeach at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (Bqof0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (gmo/4)
This is where Jonah's expertise would've come in handy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (KbCG3)
Eating out the ass of your wife's lover is not going to help in a blizzard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (dNqv+)
So, not black at all, then?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AOC! at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (KnvZT)
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (6Je/Q)
Did You Enjoy Being Dependant on Government Last Week?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (axyOa)
From bits and pieces that I've heard, it sounds like a lot of locals did just ditch their cars and wallk home. The problem is that those cars now are blocking the highway.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM (JI/0U)
Yeah, which also happened when my friend took 12 hours to go the 10 miles in Fairfax County in the last unexpected storm. Cars that can't move in snow get abandoned - I thought they had a big push to stop that practice, but I guess not after this incident...I do know they talked a lot about folks walking 95 last night, so their cars are probably still there somewhere...
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (exHjb)
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It makes no sense not to have a kit handy in your vehicle, especially in the winter.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (BqFQD)
Don't tell jonah goldyap about "cereal is soup." He'll seize on it because all the kids are talking about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (ZaxH7)
I would wager that there are laws, codes, regulations, guidelines, policies and Holy Tradition that governs these "safety measures".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 03:56 PM (dNqv+)
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He was always ripping on the Clintons right up until Trump got the nomination and then the family he had been slagging on for 20 years suddenly inspired him to...ambivalence.
Guy couldn't even keep up an honest hatred. More than anything else, that was how you know he was a soy-hearted pussy.
No one who really was bothered by the Clintons would have done anything less than crawl naked over broken glass while coated in hot sauce to vote against her.
Making it worse, he couldn't even be honest, and started all the "not a binary choice" garbage, like the trans lesbian dude whose keep Mrs. Goldberg company this days....
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Nope. Job fair usually has 2-300 guys show up. This year it was one old man who was only interested in working if there was an emergency.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (bKdTl)
Are you going to cover the story of how Viagra saved the life of a woman in a Covid coma? It's over on PJ Media if you're interested. Perhaps some of us should consider taking preventative doses of vasodilators.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (uWF4x)
From bits and pieces that I've heard, it sounds like a lot of locals did just ditch their cars and wallk home. The problem is that those cars now are blocking the highway.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
This is true. I was stuck in a traffic jam on that stretch of I95 a few years ago. On a Sunday afternoon. Never did find out why.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (eGTCV)
Casting a bunch of very talented nobodies was a great move by Fox. They were pretty clever and inventive when they first started out. Yeah, they put out some real turkeys but some of it was great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Spypeach at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (Bqof0)
oof, stay warm spypeach.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: sven at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (Lzpvj)
> "There's a lot of reason to be hopeful in 2020..."
https://bit.ly/3F7qMOJ
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (i0wNm)
No word on if she's starting an OnlyFans channel to work off the Viagra.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (M242G)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 04, 2022 03:55 PM (nxdel)
Yes, or CBD?
Hope they are not being given the ineffective, poisonous non-treatments.
Posted by: Emmie at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 04:00 PM (llXky)
To be fair, I think Jonah just endorsed that idea (was that Shapiro?) He has not had an original thought. Ever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Spypeach at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (Bqof0)
The heaviness of the snow taking so many trees (and thus electricity) down also didn't help...we have power, but we have buried lines. It helps to be in a townhome built in the late 70's/early 80s when folks were apparently still concerned with losing power...
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (exHjb)
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um...what about side effects ??
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (OalnH)
========
Never knew that Trump bedded Paris Hilton.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kraken
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We're (southern IL) supposed to get some measurable snow Thursday. Hub has an emergency kit in his truck, so not worried.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: N.L. Urker,
I cannot imagine his wife is even remotely bangable, even for The Paolo.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (XSRBF)
Too many ff/ emt have been killed by some impatient asshole trying to speed past the wreck. They close extra lanes for a buffer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (GbPPJ)
Aka "Tesla"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (+LCoQ)
Chevy Volt
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (II3Gr)
The whole place shutdown
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (Y5qcH)
I doubt that more than 25% of that back up was virginians.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 04, 2022 03:57 PM
What does their sexual history have to do with their ability to drive in snowy conditions?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (6FeV1)
Things will be really sporty.
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (gmo/4)
Hope they are not being given the ineffective, poisonous non-treatments.
Posted by: Emmie
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CBD is home on the mend.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (BqFQD)
To be fair, I think Jonah just endorsed that idea (was that Shapiro?) He has not had an original thought. Ever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (dNqv+)
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He absolutely would not say what he was doing. He said his jurisdiction made his vote pointless, to which everyone replied: "THEN WHY DO WE CARE WHAT YOU THINK?!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (llXky)
The one thing about 4 wheel drive is that it helps you go but doesn't do so well when you have to stop.
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (CYnTg)
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um...what about side effects ??
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (V13WU)
*sets down bottle of Jergens and a box of tissues*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (dNqv+)
And yet... a SOUTHERN state got hit by a massive snow storm?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (GbPPJ)
https://bit.ly/3f6JUSp
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 03:47 PM (i0wNm)
What's going on in Texas that the blockheads are complaining about in the comments?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (yQpMk)
Let me guess, they have Vaxx and strict mask requirements.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 03:59 PM (+LCoQ)
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The Commie Congress and Biden Feral Junta are paying them twice as much to stay home, sit on their asses, and get even fatter.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (4bVqs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
6 wheel drive or treads might be good substitutes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (Y5qcH)
We're (southern IL) supposed to get some measurable snow Thursday. Hub has an emergency kit in his truck, so not worried.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (BqFQD)
You should secede and join Missouri. You seem like Missouri when I pass through your way.
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Emmie
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CBD is home on the mend.
I wonder if the reason why the hospital food tasted so bad is because some brave Moron slipped in and mixed horse paste in to the meals.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (yQpMk)
I'm just going to guess and assume they are referring to the ice storm last year.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (GbPPJ)
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I have heard several times that snow cannot relieve severe dehydration. Why should that be?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (AmoqO)
The one thing about 4 wheel drive is that it helps you go but doesn't do so well when you have to stop.
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (RHGPo)
It does if you have a manual transmission.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (o2MD2)
In: Whale swallowed by Jonah.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (V13WU)
Splints ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (M+Lyo)
https://is.gd/Zc2gOe
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 03:51 PM (DU+/6)
Fit and hot. My jam.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (V6f9+)
.. thought about that
Also, wondered how the folks with EVs faired vs ICE vehicles.
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (CYnTg)
"Why does everything taste like apples??"
--CBD
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
6 wheel drive or treads might be good substitutes
Hovercraft
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: kraken
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LOL, it pretty much is at this point.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (BqFQD)
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Seeing how he's not even Governor-- sounds like INSURRECTION!!
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (GbPPJ)
Things will be really sporty.
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (gmo/4)
__________
"Goddammit, don't you know who I am? I'm the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Deputy Secretary Assistance. Let me through!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (/U27+)
Hope they are not being given the ineffective, poisonous non-treatments.
Posted by: Emmie at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (t62xj) [i/]
I received excellent and timely medical care and I am pleased with my experience. I am well on my way to recovery.
Oregon Muse needs our thoughts and prayers!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (Q9lwr)
And yet... a SOUTHERN state got hit by a massive snow storm?
Better yet, the heaviest snow was centered on DC. J.J. did a great job with his weather machine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (M242G)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (sAmhv)
That's easy. There's a traffic jam on 95 between Fredericksburg and the Springfield mixing-bowl EVERY Sunday afternoon!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (dfRN6)
It seems like this shit is only an issue on the coasts. Forest fires in Montana or Oregon? Eh, part of summer. Forest fires in CA? National emergency.
Snow in Colorado? You know....winter. Snow within an hour from NYC or DC? National emergency.
And on and on....
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (OalnH)
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um...what about side effects ??
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (V13WU)
minimal,
besides, if it helps you bead off covid...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (+LCoQ)
That gives you the stopping problem in all conditions.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (exHjb)
We live in a large established community with buried lines, and the whole neighborhood is out of power, over 1200 houses. I'm very thankful for our little generator. Hopefully, power will be restored soon, we have about another days worth of gas for the generator and all the gas stations nearby are out of gas.
Posted by: Spypeach at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (Bqof0)
Well duh, if EVs were good ice vehicles they wouldn't distinguish them from ICE vehicles.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (XSRBF)
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Jessica Gavora. Not a lot of photos of her. I haven't read him in years, but he always called her "the fair Jessica." Not so much.
Dough-bodied douche married older woman, gave her a daughter (or so we are told) and then spends weeknights at the bars tweeting about politics.
Living his best life.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (BqFQD)
Aka "Tesla"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:01 PM (+LCoQ)
Chevy Volt
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (II3Gr)
Ford Pinto!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (wtvvX)
"VDOT expects to be able to get all vehicles off the highway by Tuesday night, engineer Marcie Parker told reporters in a midday update. A plan is underway to guide trapped vehicles to interchanges and alternate routes. Efforts to clear the highway are complicated by a number of vehicles that are out of gas, broken down or stuck in snow, VDOT said."
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (eGTCV)
All I know is that you should watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mishdog at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (/VWLE)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (6Je/Q)
No word on if she's starting an OnlyFans channel to work off the Viagra.
Posted by: Ian S
Please tell me the Viagra was 'injected'. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (+LCoQ)
That gives you the stopping problem in all conditions.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (Y5qcH)
Plus they're full of eels.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (II3Gr)
If Trump did it, publicity stunt, attention whoring, law-breaking, impeach.
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (cENgf)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (+LCoQ)
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That gives you the stopping problem in all conditions.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (Y5qcH)
+++++
Compromise solution: Hoveround.
Also, no joke. Hovercrafts need a *lot* of space to operate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (CYnTg)
he sent special dietary request to hospital cafeteria/kitchens to have all his food sous vide
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
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That's 1/2 the equation. The other 1/2 is tires. Spend the $1000 on a good set of winter tires. You'll be glad you did.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (V6f9+)
I dunno, this came up when I typed 'busty lazy' into the search.
https://tinyurl.com/yckskjeb
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (KnvZT)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (cENgf)
Ok, this is something I can agree with you troglodytes on. Do you know your average sailor is useless after 2 or 3 orgasms?
BE BETTER PEOPLE.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (BqFQD)
I have heard several times that snow cannot relieve severe dehydration. Why should that be?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Never heard that.
The only thing I can think of you need to eat lots of snow to make a cup of water.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (GbPPJ)
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Janet Lynn did something for this young prepubescent boy back in '72.
I'll be in my bunk ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (4bVqs)
>Just plow thru it with the accelerator like you would if a moose jumped in front of you.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 04, 2022 04:09 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:09 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 04, 2022 03
Ah yes, the Portland commuter gambit during snow storms. A few years ago it looked like Napoleon's retreat from Moscow during one storm with all the commuters walking along the freeway.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 04, 2022 04:09 PM (j7VPE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:09 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (CYnTg)
Signed himself out against medical advice immediately afterwards.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 04:09 PM (II3Gr)
An EV near full charge could potentially sit there and run the heat and the radio and charge your phone for 48+ hours. If they were running low and hoping to recharge near DC, they'd be fucked. OTOH, plenty of gas cars ran out in that jam too.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 04, 2022 04:09 PM (M242G)
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (KnvZT)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 04, 2022 04:09 PM (j7VPE)
I love Napoleons! Totally a sandwich.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (cENgf)
Ok, this is something I can agree with you troglodytes on. Do you know your average sailor is useless after 2 or 3 orgasms?
BE BETTER PEOPLE.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (ESjRY)
Baby Please! I am not from Havana!!
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (+LCoQ)
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That gives you the stopping problem in all conditions.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (Y5qcH)
+++++
Compromise solution: Hoveround.
Also, no joke. Hovercrafts need a *lot* of space to operate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (DU+/6)
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (Y5qcH)
The one thing about 4 wheel drive is that it helps you go but doesn't do so well when you have to stop.
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (RHGPo)
This, a bit.
4 Wheel Drive doesn't not necessarily mean 4 Wheel Stop.
Just watch...a huge run on 4WD rigs all over NOVA in the next two weeks. Come the next storm, a bunch of them will be in the ditch with very confused Karens and Kens at the wheel.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (axyOa)
And on and on....
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (OalnH)
Well, it's population density and transit density - 95 corridor is one of the most traveled in the US. And ice is ice...if you have 6 trucks hit each other and then tons of traffic behind, that's gonna let ice build on roads and cause this if you don't respond asap...and VDOT did not respond ASAP...and lack of immediate response just let this get out of hand rapidly...apparently, the folks stuck are mainly not Virginians b/c they went home...
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (exHjb)
https://tinyurl.com/yckskjeb
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (dNqv+)
I can see the appeal, but I'll take toned and perky, personally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Spypeach at January 04, 2022 04:06 PM (Bqof0)
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Buried lines don't help if the break is "upstream," which is what happened in 2012 to us. No power for a week.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Catherine at January 04, 2022 03:25 PM (ZSsrh)
https://tinyurl.com/yeyumn2j
I always loved the Meat Puppets and thought their song In a Car was a fabulous depiction of what being in a wreck actually sounds like.
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Turn Two at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (e4JXb)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (V13WU)
yeah, everything is worse than it was but it woulda been even worse had we not done what we did
Posted by: REDACTED at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (us2H3)
I can see the appeal, but I'll take toned and perky, personally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:10 PM (V6f9+)
It is not a binary choice, MAE.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (dNqv+)
All I know is that you should watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
you mean that's NOT lemonade?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (8D42x)
4 Wheel Drive doesn't not necessarily mean 4 Wheel Stop.
Just watch...a huge run on 4WD rigs all over NOVA in the next two weeks. Come the next storm, a bunch of them will be in the ditch with very confused Karens and Kens at the wheel.
Posted by: Diogenes
Would love to have an AMC Eagle.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (uXonU)
Yeah, there's no real good solution in that kind of situation. Running your engine to keep the battery from running down can get you chocked with CO because the snow might create a pocket of vapor around your vehicle, and it doesn't vent the gasses as well as when in motion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 04, 2022 04:04 PM (GbPPJ)
Peasants stink on it.
Posted by: King Louis XVI at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (DTX3h)
Snow tires is top stop
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (OalnH)
And yet... a SOUTHERN state got hit by a massive snow storm?
Posted by: Joe XiDen
That's why the 'eXpiRts' use 'KLimAte ChANge'. It means nothing and everything. It can be used any way you need it to be used. Brilliant propaganda really.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Never heard that.
The only thing I can think of you need to eat lots of snow to make a cup of water.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (ZaxH7)
No electrolytes and minerals is what I heard
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (bKdTl)
https://bit.ly/3JSfJwm
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: runner
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Towing companies making serious bank.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (M+Lyo)
So, not Brawndo.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (V13WU)
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So, a revenue-enhancement event?
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (OaZlZ)
I still don't understand why Jill kept telling me I couldn't have the free ones in the yard.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (ESjRY)
This, I'm sure is probably what happened.
Posted by: Spypeach at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (Bqof0)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (uXonU)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8knvz4
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (KnvZT)
https://bit.ly/3JSfJwm
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (i0wNm)
They're the Little People. Let 'em suffer.
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (bKdTl)
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The racism in your post......... I CANT EVEN!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (uXonU)
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AMC invented the future with the Eagle, they were just about 25 years early. A tall station wagon with four wheel drive and car-like driving characteristics? Why, that's the "Crossover Vehicle" that they invented.
They also invented the future with the Grand Cherokee. Chrysler made a very good move when the bought AMC and picked up the Jeep brand and AMC's engineers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Time Kaine at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Don't worry. We have half a charge lef.....
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (bKdTl)
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I called it in !2012
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Oops, Tim, not Time at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (KnvZT)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (gmo/4)
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Some people can't help but let their evil hearts shine through, especially during times of emergency.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Diogenes
Would love to have an AMC Eagle.
Understood. Not much lost when its wrapped around a phone pole or upside down in a ditch.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2022 03:31 PM (dOUYW)
Growing up in Maryland this was known as perceived wisdom.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (bKdTl)
Lowers your core temp- also not a good thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (dNqv+)
Uh, oh. Fuel light is on. I'll just stop at the next ex-- fuuuuuuuuuukkk.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (bKdTl)
_________
Once said to myself, "Hmm, getting low on gas. I'll fill up at the next exit." At which point it was like falling off the edge of the earth. No gas stations for 60 miles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (/U27+)
https://bit.ly/3JSfJwm
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (i0wNm)
++++
What. An. Asshole. Especially because those are drivers trying to help *each other* by connecting people with supplies with people who need supplies if both people are within walking distance. What a prick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (bKdTl)
Chains work well, but not fun to install while laying in the road in 8 inches of show. Now if you plan ahead, pull the tires off the car and deflate, install chains as tight as you can get them, then re-inflate and re-install on the car, they are superb.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (o2MD2)
When I lived in Florida, my neighborhood had buried lines *and* the upstream connection was near a hospital. So we got power back pretty early even after extensive hurricane damage - no line damage in the neighborhood, and the power company prioritized the circuits to and near the hospital.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (M242G)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 04, 2022 04:16 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at January 04, 2022 03:58 PM (+56GQ)
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Having been a firefighter/EMT whose station covered about 5 miles of I-75 near metro Atlanta, you can find the hairiest part of my ass and kiss the hell out of it.
We close lanes and use our equipment to block the road so that the next hairy-knuckled fuckstain barreling down the interstate at 80mph while texting and eating a jelly donut doesn't plow into the crash scene and kill us all.
And, news flash, it takes a while to move multiple tons of wrecked steel and aluminum, triage, treat, and transport whatever patients might be involved, and then clear your precious roadway so you can get your wife to her bull's apartment on time.
Posted by: ballistic at January 04, 2022 04:16 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (PiwSw)
==========
No.
Only John Ford.
Forever because it never ends.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 04:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:16 PM (dNqv+)
If there's a fatality, they need to thoroughly document the scene or the asshole who caused it walks.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2022 04:16 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (KnvZT)
++++
I'd like an Eagle, actually. It was a watershed moment for automotive design, but it took a long time for the market and wider industry to embrace it. There are essentially no good ones left, though. They can still be had from the Upper Midwest (usually), but after 30 years of Wisconsin winters, most aren't in very good condition...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:16 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Aet
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 04:16 PM (KnvZT)
Posted by: REDACTED
I think it's a test of their test of their Aktion T4 strategy.
Now be a good comrade and take the shot.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (kDqMO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Never heard that.
The only thing I can think of you need to eat lots of snow to make a cup of water.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 04:08 PM (ZaxH7)
No electrolytes and minerals is what I heard
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 04:11 PM (M+Lyo)
I am wrong, it is because eating snow can cool your body and it has to work to melt it ?? just read that
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (DU+/6)
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Not allowed.
Posted by: Dr. Tony Fraudci at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
Its not so grand any more. More of a eunuch Cherokee. Runs Without Balls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (KZzsI)
"Well, awwwwwwwreet! This is Jonah 'Five-By-Five' Goldberg comin' at you from Cap City, an' I want all you gates and wrens to dial this in and listen up. Looks like the GOP gonna field that same icky Jeff to run Slow Joe off the main kick in 2024. Neighho to that, hep cats and kittens, I know y'all ain't comin' on that tab. I may have to bust my conk, but you know the Ol' G's gonna break it out and that Orange Ofay gonna have to trilly. Solid, Jackson!
Posted by: Paco at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
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I think it's something like one pound of snow to get one cup of water.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Where is he? at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: J
Worst riding car ever
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (KnvZT)
Posted by: Y5 at January 04, 2022 04:14 PM (KnvZT)
++++
I'd like an Eagle, actually. It was a watershed moment for automotive design, but it took a long time for the market and wider industry to embrace it. There are essentially no good ones left, though. They can still be had from the Upper Midwest (usually), but after 30 years of Wisconsin winters, most aren't in very good condition...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:16 PM (DU+/6)
I think the Subaru Outback/Crosstrex is the modern day Eagle.
I have a Toyota Versa now, pretty close to the same thing. AWD, good ground clearance, the Venza has a better engine but worse gas milage.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (V6f9+)
Between the fact that 95 is always heavy traffic, has major road construction, special lanes for party officials and had a strip of 15" of wet snow fall on it was too much.
VDOT has been ossified for a while and Northam and McAulliffe haven't helped.
Meanwhile, if the leftists blame Youngkin enough it will become the gospel of the chattering classes.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (jHngC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (GYllL)
https://www.zevaaero.com
A local company with a flying prototype.
I"ve discovered several firms like this, crowd sourcing and trying to be first or second to market with something that works.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
Isn't the formula roughly 1 foot of snow = 1 inch of rain?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Dad had a set of studded tires in the garage. Would take them to the service station and have them put on and the "summer" tires put in the trunk. Come spring, reverse.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (OalnH)
I need that old cop from Hot Fuzz to translate this for me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
Drunk drivers, wine moms on phones, and Teslas all like to hit emergency vehicles at accident scenes, according to YouTube dash cam channels. I don't blame them a bit for leaving an extra lane as a buffer zone.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 04, 2022 04:19 PM (M242G)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2022 04:19 PM (xCkcs)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 04:19 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2022 04:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 04, 2022 04:15 PM (M242G)
Yes, I've lost power once here, and it was 3 hours...we also get prioritized b/c we are on a hospital and college's chain (and as a townhome community, they can lower their "those without power" numbers fast with one fix)...when I lost power, I literally pulled out stuff I had bought 10 years ago and never used - shocked my kids that we lost it, and then I told them most folks don't lose it for 3 hours, they lose it for 3 days...
Posted by: Nova local at January 04, 2022 04:19 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
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It depends on the snow. Some snow, like pacific snow is very dense. On the other hand, Utah snow is not dense at all. There's no one size fits all for "snow" as a whole.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:20 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 04:20 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
===
You misspelled "she."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 04, 2022 04:20 PM (iDcra)
Vice President Kamala Harris
@VP
United States government official
Because of the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law, America is moving again. That's what infrastructure is all about: getting people moving.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 04, 2022 04:20 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
Isn't the formula roughly 1 foot of snow = 1 inch of rain?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (dfRN6)
I've read that, but the water content of snow varies a lot, I think.
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 04:20 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:21 PM (dNqv+)
@VP
United States government official
Because of the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law, America is moving again. That's what infrastructure is all about: getting people moving.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 04, 2022 04:20 PM (FVME7)
Well Bless your heart!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 04:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:17 PM (gmo/4)
Isn't the formula roughly 1 foot of snow = 1 inch of rain?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 04, 2022 04:18 PM (dfRN6)
I believe the standard is 10" snow = 1" rain. now that can vary based on actual conditions when the snow is falling, but typically the initial forecasting will use the 10 to 1 ratio for begining predictions.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 04, 2022 04:21 PM (8D42x)
A cup of water weighs half a pound so I would guess a half pound of snow melted would make a cup.
Posted by: G'rump928
I was just going by the ol' rule of thumb that says 10" of snow = 1" rain.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 04:22 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:13 PM (dNqv+)
Chain s won't do poop it there's 15 miles of cars in front of you.
Posted by: Golfman at January 04, 2022 04:22 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Kurt at January 04, 2022 04:22 PM (/bz6o)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM (bKdTl)
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I mean maybe 60 years ago when "motoring" was looked at as a serious endeavor requiring motorists to have some rudimentary level understanding of how to safely navigate, repair their vehicle, and use emergency gear like chains....and when people actually carried shit like that.
I'll bet of the 10,000 vehicles stranded on 95, there were probably two sets of tire chains to be had among them, and one dude that knows how to put a set on on the side of the road... and that's being charitable.
Posted by: ballistic at January 04, 2022 04:22 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2022 04:22 PM (xCkcs)
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:20 PM (gmo/4)
*Jealous*
I'm missing the cow catcher part.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Golfman at January 04, 2022 04:22 PM (hOMhY)
Granted. I was merely talking about the ice thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Golfman at January 04, 2022 04:22 PM (hOMhY)
Flail tank!
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (ItDAh)
That is Colorado Ski Resort Math
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: runner
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Towing companies making serious bank.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:12 PM
Most likely they will be towed someplace near an exit just to get them off the road. I would bet the towing fees for the drivers are waived and the towing company gets their money from an emergency fund from the VA DOT.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (EughT)
Check again. I think he makes good sense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2022 04:24 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:24 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2022 04:22 PM (xCkcs)
Probably best to ask some of the drivers...Achmed, Jamaal, and Hector.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 04:24 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (ItDAh)
Those would be the ultimate anti-riot vehicle. Better than The Scoops.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 04, 2022 04:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 04, 2022 04:24 PM (+LCoQ)
Invaluable when the cannibalism breaks out.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 04, 2022 04:24 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 04, 2022 04:25 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (EughT)
Dude ! Where's my car ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 04:25 PM (M+Lyo)
good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:24 PM (V6f9+)
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No, I'm good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 04:25 PM (LvTSG)
Yeah but those collect the soylent green better
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ballistic at January 04, 2022 04:22 PM
OK. I have the chains on now. How does that move all of the cars that box me in?
Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2022 04:25 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:25 PM (OalnH)
The one thing about 4 wheel drive is that it helps you go but doesn't do so well when you have to stop.
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2022 04:03 PM (RHGPo)
It does if you have a manual transmission.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:05 PM (o2MD2)
The Outback went when GMC 4X4 wouldn't in last February snow epic here in ETEX.
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2022 04:26 PM (0OP+5)
Invaluable when the cannibalism breaks out.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 04, 2022 04:24 PM (GYllL)
Dammit what's the method of cooking roasts and meat that uses tightly bound string?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:26 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:26 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 04:25 PM
Tow truck takes a picture of the plate with their GPS running.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2022 04:26 PM (EughT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:26 PM (dNqv+)
The only thing I can think of you need to eat lots of snow to make a cup of water.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Then I was right and first. As usual.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 04:26 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2022 04:25 PM (EughT)
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By the sheer force of you being the baddest dude on 95 that day. The women will be throwing their undergarments at you as you drive by like a conquering hero.
Posted by: ballistic at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
We froze because the heater sucked in those cars - air cooled engine.
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:26 PM (o2MD2)
Colby, perchance?
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: Concerend commenter. at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: klaftern at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (taPSh)
Water weighs 8.25#/gl so a cup (8oz) weighs about 1/2 pound.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:26 PM (dNqv+)
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Not with the type of chains I have. However, you need some space to drive a few feet so you can adjust the tightness of the fit.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (DnWKq)
@PeterMoskos
This seems like a big deal. Newly elected Manhattan DA Bragg promises no prison time for any sentence except for murder and some violent felonies (plus white collar and government malfeasance). This is after trial and conviction.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (zWpOF)
We froze because the heater sucked in those cars - air cooled engine.
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (gmo/4)
++++
https://youtu.be/FoC1xUEVOM8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (DU+/6)
Easy peasy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (jnewV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
The views are fantastic, though.
Posted by: Seattle's Resident Hobos at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (QYPq3)
@PeterMoskos
This seems like a big deal. Newly elected Manhattan DA Bragg promises no prison time for any sentence except for murder and some violent felonies (plus white collar and government malfeasance). This is after trial and conviction.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (zWpOF)
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Good.
May Broadway burn to the ground and the myth of culture in New York die with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2022 04:29 PM (xCkcs)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 04:23 PM (ZZK0E)
From your lips to GOD's Ear.
Posted by: Eromero at January 04, 2022 04:29 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (DnWKq)
Huh, many moons ago Dad showed me where the chains were (he had an extra set in the garage) and how to install them.
I wonder if he got caught in a blizzard once?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 04, 2022 04:29 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (KZzsI)
I'm getting a kick out of the spate of commercials in Seattle by the Native Americans and the Tribes of the NW. So far, not a peep on the village raidings and slave ownership.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 04:29 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 04, 2022 03:28 PM (fs1hN)
Back when he was writing endless love letters to WalMart and saying it was brilliant to move manufacturing to China? Nah, the guy was never a good read. He's always been an establishment bootlicker. You just liked the establishment back then.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 04, 2022 04:29 PM (ulaXh)
We froze because the heater sucked in those cars - air cooled engine.
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (gmo/4)
VW used a gasoline fired heater to warm the car. There was a little gasoline burner in the dash. You did not want it to be bigger.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:29 PM (UuD2k)
This seems like a big deal. Newly elected Manhattan DA Bragg promises no prison time for any sentence except for murder and some violent felonies (plus white collar and government malfeasance). This is after trial and conviction.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (zWpOF)
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I see the next reality TV show.....
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:30 PM (OalnH)
When there's a clear day, yeah. That's no joke even though you are goofing on bums in Seattle. Its absolutely gorgeous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 04, 2022 04:30 PM (uXonU)
@PeterMoskos
This seems like a big deal. Newly elected Manhattan DA Bragg promises no prison time for any sentence except for murder and some violent felonies (plus white collar and government malfeasance). This is after trial and conviction.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (zWpOF)
Well, after all, the left wing justice system in NYC has to use all it's resources to go after PDT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2022 04:30 PM (GPwVZ)
I keep water, a couple snack bars, toilet paper and those chemical hand warmers in my car. Just because.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 04, 2022 04:30 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Don at January 04, 2022 04:31 PM (Uf4pd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kraken at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (6Je/Q)
Don't really remember. South of Garden City. Bad night, as I was already tired from driving from Fort Worth.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:31 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 04, 2022 04:31 PM (LvTSG)
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It'll be there. They just won't prosecute it. Like usual.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:31 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 04, 2022 04:30 PM (OalnH)
Kurt Russell should be the host...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 04, 2022 04:31 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:31 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Old Fred at January 04, 2022 04:32 PM (/81N1)
Then dunk on yourself.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2022 04:32 PM (3PIFE)
We froze because the heater sucked in those cars - air cooled engine.
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (gmo/4)
++++
https://youtu.be/FoC1xUEVOM8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (DU+/6)
***
HA! This! totally This!!!
Used to head up to Mt Hood in my '59 Bug with 36 screaming ponies in the back pushing my buddies and me to Timberline Lodge. Never, ever failed me.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 04:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:30 PM (KZzsI)
Shut up! Just shut up, already!
Posted by: People from Seattle before you ever heard of Microsoft at January 04, 2022 04:32 PM (QYPq3)
"Mmmm potlach. Pass down the brains, that's the best part."
--Kwakiutl chieftain
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:31 PM (UuD2k)
Same here, only with me its gun auction sites...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:32 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 04, 2022 04:33 PM (YynYJ)
We froze because the heater sucked in those cars - air cooled engine.
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (gmo/4)
++++
https://youtu.be/FoC1xUEVOM8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 04, 2022 04:28 PM (DU+/6)
Yep. Exactly.
Posted by: Archer at January 04, 2022 04:33 PM (gmo/4)
Those were optional and most were "heated" by heat exchangers on the engine exhaust. I had a 66 and learned to drive in the snow in Ohio in that thing. It would go when a lot of other cars would not.
Posted by: f'd at January 04, 2022 04:33 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Concerend commenter. at January 04, 2022 04:27 PM (AmoqO)
They need monoclonal antibody treatment. It works. Don't believe the BS that 95% of US covid cases are omicron. That is just another lie to justify HHS shutting down shipments of Regeneron.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 04, 2022 04:33 PM (ulaXh)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 04, 2022 03:40 PM (RRKdk) [/]
No, he's the one with the big tits in his family.
Posted by: a.moron at January 04, 2022 04:33 PM (tu3iY)
What matters is that this kind of thing is supposed to be his job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 04:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 04, 2022 04:34 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 04:34 PM (zWpOF)
I keep water, a couple snack bars, toilet paper and those chemical hand warmers in my car. Just because.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Good, add a couple survival blankets and you can make it overnight.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 04, 2022 04:34 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 04, 2022 04:34 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:35 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2022 04:35 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 04:31 PM (UuD2k)
I've never seen them auction a 1953 Pontiac Chieftain otherwise I might.
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 04:35 PM (AmoqO)
____
After driving the real thing, it just isn't the same.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:35 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 04, 2022 04:35 PM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 04, 2022 04:35 PM (o2MD2)
This seems like a big deal. Newly elected Manhattan DA Bragg promises no prison time for any sentence except for murder and some violent felonies (plus white collar and government malfeasance). This is after trial and conviction.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Don't worry. Muscular gun control will keep the city safe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 04, 2022 04:35 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 04:36 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 04:36 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 04, 2022 04:37 PM (44ww/)
Not a lot of things, some dehydrated food, heat source, blankets and/or emergency blankets, etc.
Stuff that I would expect to be needed to survive ALONE for 24-36 hours!
Just saying...
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at January 04, 2022 05:08 PM (DkHo+)
Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2022 04:35 PM (+ya+t)
And I have thought about packing some anyway!
Lived 6 years in Alaska, and a few years in California where chains are often required when going to Tahoe (aka Donner [party] Pass).
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at January 04, 2022 05:11 PM (DkHo+)
Posted by: windbag at January 04, 2022 05:12 PM (paA//)
Go get stuck himself!
And let Jonah stop looking like the worst idiot here, maybe?
Probably not though.
Posted by: ertdfg at January 04, 2022 05:31 PM (I388C)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)"
Yeah, Joe, that's technically the law here, too, but at least here I think it's more of a way for them to hold you responsible if you do damage than it is to necessarily stop you from doing it in the middle of an emergency. They're pretty clear that they don't want you doing it, but I've got elderly neighbors and I'm not going to play the "they needed medical attention but the ambulance couldn't get through" game.
So it's definitely not legal, but it's not really enforced unless you do something dumb.
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