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Brandon: I Sure Wish I'd Thought of Ordering Rapid Test Kits Two Months Ago
At the beginning of December, Jen Psaki sneered at the idea of just sending Americans rapid testing kits so that they'd easily know if they had covid. She thought it was the silliest idea ever, and mocked the reporter for suggesting such a thing.
At a press briefing on December 6, Psaki was asked if the U.S. should follow the example of other countries and provide at-home tests free of charge. Psaki said the administration had "quadrupled the size of our testing plan, we've cut the cost significantly over the past few months, and this effort ensures you're able to get your tests refunded, and means 150 million Americans will be able to get free tests." When she was asked whether the system of reimbursement through health insurance was too complex, she appeared to mock the idea of sending Americans free tests. "Should we just send one to every American?" Psaki asked, adding: "Then what, then what happens if you, if every American has one test? How much does that cost, and then what happens after that?"Stupid people get snarky and mean when they're caught out of their depth, which is always, because they're stupid.
And now that omicron is spreading rapidly and oh boy it sure would be nice if people could just run an in-home test to find out if they should stay home for five days, Biden will be sending out at-home test kits to Americans. And they should arrive here... sometime in January. Or later. When the omicron surge will probably (hopefully) already be over. And Brandon says, Gee willickers, I sure wish I'd thought of sending out test kits two months ago, which people were telling me to do two months ago, when my staff was sneering at them with anger born of stupid, incompetent defensiveness.
On December 7, Psaki again defended the administration's policy of "ensuring that everyone in America has access to free testing, whether at a doctor's office, pharmacy, community testing site, or, now, at home." She said the administration's policy was "not to send everyone in the country a test just to send--to have millions of tests go unused where we know others can make use of them."
Biden announced earlier this week that the government will send out half a billion tests to Americans for free. The administration expects the first batch of tests from manufacturers to be ready in January and will roll out a website for ordering tests once the shipment arrives. The news came as communities experienced shortages of over-the-counter tests, as well as public testing sites plagued with long lines and wait times, ahead of the holiday weekend.Friends of mine may or may not have covid, and have gone to the drug stores for OTC tests -- the shelves are empty. But it's just like Karen not getting her Peloton on time.
Sometime in February, they will be. Not such a help right now in Our Winter of Death and Overflowing Hospitals is it now, Brandon?
In an interview Wednesday with ABC News' David Muir, Biden was asked if there was a "failure" when it came to testing. "You could argue that we should have known a year ago, six months ago, two months ago, one month ago. I've ordered... 500 million test kits that are going to be available to be sent to every home in America for anybody who wants them," he replied.
"But the answer is, yeah, I wish I had thought about ordering a half a billion [tests] two months ago before COVID hit here," Biden continued. Press secretary Jen Psaki was hit with questions about Biden's remarks during Thursday's press briefing, as several reporters inquired why the move wasn't made earlier to have the tests before Christmas instead of January. ...
The administration was widely criticized just weeks ago for not providing free tests to households as other countries like the United Kingdom and Germany have been doing.
Biden repeatedly confused "test kits" & "pills" today when discussing shortages.
— Tommy Pigott (@TommyPigott) December 23, 2021
Biden: "500 million pills, I mean excuse me, 500 million test kits...I wish I had thought about ordering a half a billion pills two months ago"(again, he means test kits)pic.twitter.com/zFIr0cidFi
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Brandon took an IQ test. It came back negative.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 04:44 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:45 PM (0G13K)
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hiya
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (arJlL)
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When do we get these kits? Mid Summer?
Posted by: Why is a vegetable something to hide? at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Tnijr)
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Brandon can't keep figure out what is a test and what is pill.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Irn0L)
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I remember when one of the biggest criticisms of Trump's handling of covid was the lack of testing (there was never a lack...we've been over-testing pretty much since the beginning).
Well, here comes Biden, who had criticized Trump for lack of testing ability, being caught flatfooted by a new (non-lethal) variant popping up.
It is to laugh because the only people who will really hold this against Biden are his own supporters.
Well, here comes Biden, who had criticized Trump for lack of testing ability, being caught flatfooted by a new (non-lethal) variant popping up.
It is to laugh because the only people who will really hold this against Biden are his own supporters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (LvTSG)
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Top people advising him and he comes out with this gem.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (bVYXr)
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What's the point of a Test? Who the fuck cares anymore? And why do they make Biden wear suits? He would be more comfortable in a bathrobe and slippers.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (uia9V)
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When do we get these kits? Mid Summer?
Posted by: Why is a vegetable something to hide? at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Tnijr)
Mid Summer Night's Dream. Meaning never and you will like it or the beatings will continue
Posted by: Why is a vegetable something to hide? at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Tnijr)
Mid Summer Night's Dream. Meaning never and you will like it or the beatings will continue
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (Irn0L)
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Sending tests *is* stupid. So is everything else they've said and done for two fuckin' years. COVID is stupid. And it's boring. I'm bored.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (hQ23g)
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If she has any sense, this chick is counting her days until she is free of this job.
Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (ZSsrh)
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Mass testing people with no symptoms is stupid. So of course we are doing that...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (LyEwL)
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Maybe order the test when you banning travel from Southern Africa?
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (UnQlg)
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>>>What's the point of a Test? Who the fuck cares anymore?
well:
1, I wouldn't want to spread it
2, I'd want to know if I should take Horse Dewormer (I know people who have it stocked up)
3, I'd want to know if I had "super immunity" and now could officially say F*** it to covid forever
well:
1, I wouldn't want to spread it
2, I'd want to know if I should take Horse Dewormer (I know people who have it stocked up)
3, I'd want to know if I had "super immunity" and now could officially say F*** it to covid forever
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (0G13K)
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8 What's the point of a Test? Who the fuck cares anymore? And why do they make Biden wear suits? He would be more comfortable in a bathrobe and slippers.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (uia9V)
Honestly I never understood then or now what the point of mass testing was?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (uia9V)
Honestly I never understood then or now what the point of mass testing was?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (Irn0L)
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12 Mass testing people with no symptoms is stupid. So of course we are doing that...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (LyEwL)
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"Do you have a better idea to keep the fear going? Well, do you?! Cause I'm all ears!"
-Dr. Fauci
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (LyEwL)
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"Do you have a better idea to keep the fear going? Well, do you?! Cause I'm all ears!"
-Dr. Fauci
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 04:48 PM (hQ23g)
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Curdled brain has been drinking to much Psaki
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 23, 2021 04:48 PM (M+Lyo)
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14 3, I'd want to know if I had "super immunity" and now could officially say F*** it to covid forever
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (0G13K)
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That would be an anti-body test, wouldn't it?
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (0G13K)
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That would be an anti-body test, wouldn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
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I would prefer Biden to send me a Honey Baked Ham or some Omaha Steaks. Fuck tests.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:48 PM (uia9V)
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And now that omicron is spreading rapidly...
Funny, that.
Remember when biden pretended to take action and ban travel from Africa? Fat load of good that did!
Seems the "doctors" and "hospitals" here were determined to FIND Omnicron everywhere they looked nomatterfuckingwhat.
And now that omicron is spreading rapidly...
Funny, that.
Remember when biden pretended to take action and ban travel from Africa? Fat load of good that did!
Seems the "doctors" and "hospitals" here were determined to FIND Omnicron everywhere they looked nomatterfuckingwhat.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 04:48 PM (wRjfx)
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Those test kits are selling faster than a Hunter Biden painting at the Chinese embassy art show.
Posted by: Willy at December 23, 2021 04:48 PM (WmGrA)
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So they are just gonna set a test kit to every family? Mine will go in trash as will many others. Good job Biteme.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 04:48 PM (nxdel)
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Mass testing people with no symptoms is stupid. So of course we are doing that...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM
Nope, mass testing means they get increased numbers of new "cases" and they can keep hitting the panic pron button over and over.
Universal mail in voting for 20202/2024 here we come.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM
Nope, mass testing means they get increased numbers of new "cases" and they can keep hitting the panic pron button over and over.
Universal mail in voting for 20202/2024 here we come.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (bVYXr)
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1, I wouldn't want to spread it
2, I'd want to know if I should take Horse Dewormer (I know people who have it stocked up)
3, I'd want to know if I had "super immunity" and now could officially say F*** it to covid forever
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (0G13K)
You test negative on monday, put catch it on it tuesday?
It's a flu, ya gonna get it
Life goes on
Live with it
2, I'd want to know if I should take Horse Dewormer (I know people who have it stocked up)
3, I'd want to know if I had "super immunity" and now could officially say F*** it to covid forever
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (0G13K)
You test negative on monday, put catch it on it tuesday?
It's a flu, ya gonna get it
Life goes on
Live with it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (Irn0L)
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I have literally only tested once. One year ago, so I could go back to work.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (Ez6QX)
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BTW, has anyone seen Hunter and puppy Major lately??
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Also, a woman just wouldn't.
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The Scottish Sun @ScottishSun; Dec 22
Woman jailed for having cocaine-fuelled sex with an Alsatian
Alex Phillips @ThatAlexWoman; 14h
A woman is unable to rape a dog anatomically.
Also, a woman just wouldn't.
DISCLAIMER: This is a man in a wig
https://twitter.com/ThatAlexWoman/status/
1473914562961367040
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (UHVv4)
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>>>10 Sending tests *is* stupid. So is everything else they've said and done for two fuckin' years. COVID is stupid. And it's boring. I'm bored.
maybe. it's one of the least-stupid of all the stupid things tho. It's non-intrusive, at least.
and these f***ers have run on Covid Maximalism. So why should they be excused for not doing this simple, non-intrusive step?
Meanwhile they're pushing vaccine mandates instrad of just saying "if you feel sick, test yourself, and if you have covid stay the f*** home for a week."
maybe. it's one of the least-stupid of all the stupid things tho. It's non-intrusive, at least.
and these f***ers have run on Covid Maximalism. So why should they be excused for not doing this simple, non-intrusive step?
Meanwhile they're pushing vaccine mandates instrad of just saying "if you feel sick, test yourself, and if you have covid stay the f*** home for a week."
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (0G13K)
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Hiya no-cuss Catherine , Merry Christmas !
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (arJlL)
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A Covid test in every pot!
Posted by: Huey Long at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (lSZIs)
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24 Universal mail in voting for 20202/2024 here we come.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (bVYXr)
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It's not.
The panic isn't spreading.
Each new variant causes less consternation in the masses. It's the boy who cried wolf writ very, very large.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (bVYXr)
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It's not.
The panic isn't spreading.
Each new variant causes less consternation in the masses. It's the boy who cried wolf writ very, very large.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
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"Do you have a better idea to keep the fear going? Well, do you?! Cause I'm all ears!"
-Dr. Fauci
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Alien Attack might work. We know there are enough stupid people that would believe it.
-Dr. Fauci
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Alien Attack might work. We know there are enough stupid people that would believe it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (uia9V)
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I got into this a little bit at the end of the last thread, but I've discovered that corporate types don't consider the test kits to be a fully valid test result--they want you to go a doctor or test site anyway. So while I actually do understand where the Biden crew is coming from as far as making the tests available, I don't think that it's actually going to have the sort of impact that they want.
Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (UewuT)
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Yeah, how does this corny bullshit even work? I shove a Q-Tip in my brain, and then what? Send it back to the habitual liars for their bullshit "guaranteed positive testing?" Please. Spare me.
Yeah, how does this corny bullshit even work? I shove a Q-Tip in my brain, and then what? Send it back to the habitual liars for their bullshit "guaranteed positive testing?" Please. Spare me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (Tnijr)
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Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (0G13K)
IMO, It's a cold. If I am feeling sick, if its a cold, if its a flu, if it's china lung aids - doesn't matter - I try to minimize contact with others.
IMO, It's a cold. If I am feeling sick, if its a cold, if its a flu, if it's china lung aids - doesn't matter - I try to minimize contact with others.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (SH2Zi)
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Maybe we're having a test shortage because of people testing themselves constantly, like daily. I've seen people bragging about that insanity.
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (AD3JT)
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>>> I shove a Q-Tip in my brain, and then what?
no they don't do that any more, i think it's just a cheek swab
no they don't do that any more, i think it's just a cheek swab
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (0G13K)
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I was never tested
I am out in the public
I treat patients
I am strong like bull
I don't worry about shit I can not control
I am out in the public
I treat patients
I am strong like bull
I don't worry about shit I can not control
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (Irn0L)
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You can't buy a test kit for love nor money right now. Out of stock everywhere.
I bought 2 kits for my daughter last week when her husband developed COVID.. both sick now.. But, I cannot get any more.
Where the ever loving f*ck is Biden gonna find 500,000,000 kits to send out?
Let's Go Brandon!
I bought 2 kits for my daughter last week when her husband developed COVID.. both sick now.. But, I cannot get any more.
Where the ever loving f*ck is Biden gonna find 500,000,000 kits to send out?
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CjFDo)
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Meanwhile they're pushing vaccine mandates instrad of just saying "if you feel sick, test yourself, and if you have covid stay the f*** home for a week."
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (0G13K)
Staying home for a few days doesn't enrich Pharma enough?
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (0G13K)
Staying home for a few days doesn't enrich Pharma enough?
Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (9ewTg)
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I don't get the deal with testing. Saw pics of lines of people in NYC (I think) lining up to get tested. What's the point? All this testing like it's some magic elixir is weird.
It would be nice if we were able to get ivermectin pills OTC to take once per week or as needed for treatment. But nooooo, we get....tests. Weird.
It would be nice if we were able to get ivermectin pills OTC to take once per week or as needed for treatment. But nooooo, we get....tests. Weird.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (nWxPx)
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"Then what, then what happens if you, if every American has one test? How much does that cost, and then what happens after that?"
That has to be the only time the Biden administration has concerned its self with cost.
Alien Attack might work. We know there are enough stupid people that would believe it.
"Genius!!!"
--Alan Moore taking notes
That has to be the only time the Biden administration has concerned its self with cost.
Alien Attack might work. We know there are enough stupid people that would believe it.
"Genius!!!"
--Alan Moore taking notes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (KZzsI)
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38 >>> I shove a Q-Tip in my brain, and then what?
no they don't do that any more, i think it's just a cheek swab
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (0G13K)
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I had my first covid test a few weeks ago to get on the cruise ship.
One q-tip run around the interior of each nostril. That's it.
no they don't do that any more, i think it's just a cheek swab
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (0G13K)
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I had my first covid test a few weeks ago to get on the cruise ship.
One q-tip run around the interior of each nostril. That's it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (LvTSG)
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Hey, I have a wacky idea!
Why don't we tell people to wash their fucking hands? We could also tell people that most people don't wash their fucking hands and those people like to Touch everyfuckingthing.
But no, let's pretend masks keep us "safe" from a virus that can also live on Surfaces.
Hey, I have a wacky idea!
Why don't we tell people to wash their fucking hands? We could also tell people that most people don't wash their fucking hands and those people like to Touch everyfuckingthing.
But no, let's pretend masks keep us "safe" from a virus that can also live on Surfaces.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (wRjfx)
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Oh, yeah, it's raining. So that means an ice sheet in the morning, possibly covered by snow.
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (qpolg)
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"How much does that cost, "
This wasn't an objection in good faith. Progs aren't just innumerate just because they're bad at math, they're innumerate because they don't believe the numbers have meaning in the first place.
If she was numerate, she'd know this was peanuts. But if she knew it was peanuts, she also wouldn't care.
This is on top of how CDC deliberately fucked up testing and the supply of test kits early on - to drive up false positives where they wanted them, and to increase the fog of war where they didn't in order to facilitate the spread.
Remember Rosenstein's sister? The one in charge of the centralized lab dealing with the CDC's early testing efforts? That lab that was shut down for weeks because of an internal outbreak, and months later they admitted it was because "oops we were sending out test kits contaminated with COVID and had to decon the whole lab?" I'm not convinced that this wasn't a deliberate smallpox-blanket operation.
This wasn't an objection in good faith. Progs aren't just innumerate just because they're bad at math, they're innumerate because they don't believe the numbers have meaning in the first place.
If she was numerate, she'd know this was peanuts. But if she knew it was peanuts, she also wouldn't care.
This is on top of how CDC deliberately fucked up testing and the supply of test kits early on - to drive up false positives where they wanted them, and to increase the fog of war where they didn't in order to facilitate the spread.
Remember Rosenstein's sister? The one in charge of the centralized lab dealing with the CDC's early testing efforts? That lab that was shut down for weeks because of an internal outbreak, and months later they admitted it was because "oops we were sending out test kits contaminated with COVID and had to decon the whole lab?" I'm not convinced that this wasn't a deliberate smallpox-blanket operation.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (yVPr3)
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Hunter's test providing buddies just got a big payoff (and 10% for the big guy).
I will however test my dog just for the taxpayer fun of it.
I will however test my dog just for the taxpayer fun of it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (coYBh)
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Going to work at 6 AM I see fools lined up outside in the cold and dark waiting on line for the local emergy med to open and get tested. Morons
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (Irn0L)
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>>>IMO, It's a cold
with respect, omicron is a cold. Delta is still killing people.
as i've mentioned i've got a best friend in the ground from covid. this "covid is fake" thing is really annoying. I'm not offended, it's just dumb. It's a real disease, even if it has been overstated in its likelihood of killing -- it can kill an otherwise healthy person in a week. I know, my friend was dead in a week.
with respect, omicron is a cold. Delta is still killing people.
as i've mentioned i've got a best friend in the ground from covid. this "covid is fake" thing is really annoying. I'm not offended, it's just dumb. It's a real disease, even if it has been overstated in its likelihood of killing -- it can kill an otherwise healthy person in a week. I know, my friend was dead in a week.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (Tnijr)
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I mentioned it before but have you noticed nobody ever gets infected with an old variant once a new variant shows up?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (EU4kF)
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Staying home til you're better is "common sense."
Feel sick? Then keep your gross germs at home. DUUUUUH.
Staying home til you're better is "common sense."
Feel sick? Then keep your gross germs at home. DUUUUUH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (hQ23g)
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>>> I shove a Q-Tip in my brain, and then what?
no they don't do that any more, i think it's just a cheek swab
Posted by: ace
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The at-home kits are in the nose, Ace.. But you only have to stick it in like an inch and twirl it.. no biggie, really.
no they don't do that any more, i think it's just a cheek swab
Posted by: ace
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The at-home kits are in the nose, Ace.. But you only have to stick it in like an inch and twirl it.. no biggie, really.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (CjFDo)
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When do we get these kits? Mid Summer?
Posted by: Why is a vegetable something to hide? at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Tnijr)
I'll never use it. I don't trust the government or the medical community or big pharma to not have slip shod quality control and infect me with something drastically bad for me.
Posted by: Why is a vegetable something to hide? at December 23, 2021 04:46 PM (Tnijr)
I'll never use it. I don't trust the government or the medical community or big pharma to not have slip shod quality control and infect me with something drastically bad for me.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (IJES/)
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My guess is Hunter is pricing the Test's to see which manufacturer offers the biggest kickback.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (uia9V)
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"Should we just send one to every American?" Psaki asked, adding: "Then what, then what happens if you, if every American has one test? How much does that cost, and then what happens after that?"
Since when does anyone in the .gov give a shit what anything costs?
Since when does anyone in the .gov give a shit what anything costs?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (SchxB)
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Aw come on MAN! How could we have known that we would require another deadly variant of covid to push up my terrible polling. I mean 81 MILLION VOTES.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (iDcra)
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I don't get the deal with testing. Saw pics of lines of people in NYC (I think) lining up to get tested. What's the point?
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many for jobs or schools - requirement - either jab or test every week
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many for jobs or schools - requirement - either jab or test every week
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (V13WU)
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I have literally only tested once. One year ago, so I could go back to work.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (Ez6QX)
I have not tested and will not. I won't travel by air until the madness (including masks) is over. Airlines' choice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (Ez6QX)
I have not tested and will not. I won't travel by air until the madness (including masks) is over. Airlines' choice.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (SH2Zi)
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"Look, Fat. Here's the deal. I could've ordered 200 million, 500 million, a billion rabbit tests, but why? We have abortions now, the whole Wade V. Roe versus-versus-oh you know! The thing! We don't need those rabbit tests anymore. That's [whispering] called 'following the science'."
FJB
FJB
Posted by: jbspry at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (ATe9j)
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It's not.
The panic isn't spreading.
Each new variant causes less consternation in the masses. It's the boy who cried wolf writ very, very large.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
Wait until the CCP unleashes that MERS variant yielded by gain-of-function research.
The panic isn't spreading.
Each new variant causes less consternation in the masses. It's the boy who cried wolf writ very, very large.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
Wait until the CCP unleashes that MERS variant yielded by gain-of-function research.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (9ewTg)
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The scamdemic must continue to flow.
Posted by: Vote Fraud Navigator at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (gjH3l)
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Merry Christmas, JT, and to all of the Horde!
Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (ZSsrh)
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also , need if you are flying
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (V13WU)
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"no they don't do that any more, i think it's just a cheek swab
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (0G13K)"
No, they still do this in some places. I recall an incident just last week w/ a school girl they fucked up on who ended up bleeding out of her eyes (not the first time this has happened).
It's supposed to be straight back, level to the ground; if you go up you can fuck up nerves and vessels and even break some of the sinus bones.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (0G13K)"
No, they still do this in some places. I recall an incident just last week w/ a school girl they fucked up on who ended up bleeding out of her eyes (not the first time this has happened).
It's supposed to be straight back, level to the ground; if you go up you can fuck up nerves and vessels and even break some of the sinus bones.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (yVPr3)
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"But the answer is, yeah, I wish I had thought about ordering a half a billion [tests] two months ago before COVID hit here," Biden continued.
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And this is the same Brandon that accused Trump of malicious incompetence for not proactively refilling the national strategic stockpile with goods like PPE during his administration, despite the fact that Trump didn't know it had been depleted by Brandon's old boss during the H1N1 outbreak.
So which is it, you shambling moron? Is Trump the devil for not being clairvoyant and refilling a strategic stockpile you and your boss depleted without telling anyone? Because if he is - and this is a position you have loudly taken previously - then how are you *not* the devil for not having test kits available when widespread testing is a key component of your management plan and the pandemic has been active for the entire duration of your administration and most of your campaign before it?
Thanks. I'll take my answer off the air.
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And this is the same Brandon that accused Trump of malicious incompetence for not proactively refilling the national strategic stockpile with goods like PPE during his administration, despite the fact that Trump didn't know it had been depleted by Brandon's old boss during the H1N1 outbreak.
So which is it, you shambling moron? Is Trump the devil for not being clairvoyant and refilling a strategic stockpile you and your boss depleted without telling anyone? Because if he is - and this is a position you have loudly taken previously - then how are you *not* the devil for not having test kits available when widespread testing is a key component of your management plan and the pandemic has been active for the entire duration of your administration and most of your campaign before it?
Thanks. I'll take my answer off the air.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (DU+/6)
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Not sure what knowing if you have it or not helps.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (2JoB8)
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62 Wait until the CCP unleashes that MERS variant yielded by gain-of-function research.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (9ewTg)
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It'll take real bodies in the streets to get the majority of people worked up again about a virus.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (9ewTg)
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It'll take real bodies in the streets to get the majority of people worked up again about a virus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (SH2Zi)
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I had my first covid test a few weeks ago to get on the cruise ship.
One q-tip run around the interior of each nostril. That's it.
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Were you aroused?
One q-tip run around the interior of each nostril. That's it.
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Were you aroused?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (uia9V)
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39 I was never tested
I am out in the public
I treat patients
I am strong like bull
I don't worry about shit I can not control
Posted by: Nevergiveup at
Ditto.
I am out in the public
I treat patients
I am strong like bull
I don't worry about shit I can not control
Posted by: Nevergiveup at
Ditto.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (mFD3N)
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It's a flu, ya gonna get it
Life goes on
Live with it
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Not to be too contrarian; but, it is a COLD... and you're correct *everyone* is going to get it.
If it was a flu they might actually have a chance of making a vaccine that worked; but, a cold, hell no.
Life goes on
Live with it
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Not to be too contrarian; but, it is a COLD... and you're correct *everyone* is going to get it.
If it was a flu they might actually have a chance of making a vaccine that worked; but, a cold, hell no.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (QR5m0)
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What's funny is the OSHA ETS says if your not vaccinated then you have to wear a mask and get tested every week. So now the Feds are going to buy up every test in the country so you can't get tested weekly.
Our betters folks.
Our betters folks.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (eMEkg)
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Spider-Man made $550 million...last weekend.
At the HEIGHT of omicron.
The panic is dead. People don't care anymore. The pockets of the panic-addicted will never let go, but the majority of the people have moved on.
At the HEIGHT of omicron.
The panic is dead. People don't care anymore. The pockets of the panic-addicted will never let go, but the majority of the people have moved on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (LvTSG)
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trust me on this, the government will make a minor mistake and send out 1/2 billion pregnancy tests...
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (V13WU)
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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Can we send China some Anthrax soon?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (uia9V)
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71 I had my first covid test a few weeks ago to get on the cruise ship.
One q-tip run around the interior of each nostril. That's it.
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Were you aroused?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (uia9V)
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I would never admit something were it true.
One q-tip run around the interior of each nostril. That's it.
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Were you aroused?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (uia9V)
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I would never admit something were it true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah they stick the swab uncomfortably far up the nose. When I was in the hospital in October they tested me. I would rather not do that again.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (mNhhD)
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Yeah, 80 year old unhealthy people are dying WITH "delta," (supposedly).
Let's stop the fucking world and test ourselves constantly!
Yeah, 80 year old unhealthy people are dying WITH "delta," (supposedly).
Let's stop the fucking world and test ourselves constantly!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (wRjfx)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
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Oops. I crapped my pants.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (iDcra)
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I don't worry about shit I can not control
Posted by: Nevergiveup
you got the vaxx and then another; you are not required
Posted by: Nevergiveup
you got the vaxx and then another; you are not required
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (V13WU)
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Where the ever loving f*ck is Biden gonna find 500,000,000 kits to send out?
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CjFDo)
Daily Mail says they haven't even gotten a contract with a supplier yet, so it's going to take up to a year.
https://is.gd/IR0nDE
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CjFDo)
Daily Mail says they haven't even gotten a contract with a supplier yet, so it's going to take up to a year.
https://is.gd/IR0nDE
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)
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Hey, I have a wacky idea!
Why don't we tell people to wash their fucking hands? We could also tell people that most people don't wash their fucking hands and those people like to Touch everyfuckingthing.
But no, let's pretend masks keep us "safe" from a virus that can also live on Surfaces.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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You don't get it by touching shit..
You get it by breathing in someone else's air.. close contact.. inside.
Why don't we tell people to wash their fucking hands? We could also tell people that most people don't wash their fucking hands and those people like to Touch everyfuckingthing.
But no, let's pretend masks keep us "safe" from a virus that can also live on Surfaces.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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You don't get it by touching shit..
You get it by breathing in someone else's air.. close contact.. inside.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (axyOa)
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"Friends of mine may or may not have covid, and have gone to the drug stores for OTC tests -- the shelves are empty."
Nova has no tests anywhere all week - of course, this area has more cases now than it has had all pandemic, and it's not exactly a laid back area...
Nova has no tests anywhere all week - of course, this area has more cases now than it has had all pandemic, and it's not exactly a laid back area...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (exHjb)
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I deeply regret sharing my DNA with the CDC when I had to get tested before cataract surgery. Lesson learned. As Helen Hayes said, "Anyone who wants mine is willing to it."
Helen made more sense than Joey and Jen.
Helen made more sense than Joey and Jen.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (cTCuP)
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86 You don't get it by touching shit..
You get it by breathing in someone else's air.. close contact.. inside.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (CjFDo)
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"Closing down the subways would be racist."
You get it by breathing in someone else's air.. close contact.. inside.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (CjFDo)
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"Closing down the subways would be racist."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (LvTSG)
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Where the ever loving f*ck is Biden gonna find 500,000,000 kits to send out?
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CjFDo)
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According to his address, he's ordering domestic industry to produce them under the Defense Production Act, for deliver in mid-January.
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CjFDo)
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According to his address, he's ordering domestic industry to produce them under the Defense Production Act, for deliver in mid-January.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (DU+/6)
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It'll be like, hey i shoved this thing up my nose, swirled it around a bit ...and there is little minus sign...what does it mean ??/
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (V13WU)
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79 71 I had my first covid test a few weeks ago to get on the cruise ship.
One q-tip run around the interior of each nostril. That's it.
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Were you aroused?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (uia9V)
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I would never admit something were it true.
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Did a busty nurse perform the nose swabbing?
One q-tip run around the interior of each nostril. That's it.
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Were you aroused?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (uia9V)
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I would never admit something were it true.
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Did a busty nurse perform the nose swabbing?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (uia9V)
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Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Damn...and I was giving you shit in the dead thread below....
Damn...and I was giving you shit in the dead thread below....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (Q9lwr)
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I've always been a proponent on stay home if you're sick. The cold, flu, all of those viruses that are easily spread. I always hated the people who would come to work at death's doorstep hacking and snotting because they think they're critical to the project.
Stay the hell home for a couple of days.
Stay the hell home for a couple of days.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (x8Wzq)
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I wonder why I keep thinking about the Keystone Cops every time something about this admin comes out.
They are they epitome of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing.
They are they epitome of the right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)
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You get it by breathing in someone else's air.. close contact.. inside.
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go on....
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go on....
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (EU4kF)
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I saw what you said in the last thread.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh good!
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh good!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (Q9lwr)
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40 You can't buy a test kit for love nor money right now. Out of stock everywhere.
I bought 2 kits for my daughter last week when her husband developed COVID.. both sick now.. But, I cannot get any more.
Where the ever loving f*ck is Biden gonna find 500,000,000 kits to send out?
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CjFDo)
Probably from Florida, b/c they seem to be prepared...
I bought 2 kits for my daughter last week when her husband developed COVID.. both sick now.. But, I cannot get any more.
Where the ever loving f*ck is Biden gonna find 500,000,000 kits to send out?
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CjFDo)
Probably from Florida, b/c they seem to be prepared...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (exHjb)
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it can kill an otherwise healthy person in a week. I know, my friend was dead in a week.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (0G13K)
I do not know your friend or the facts, but I would like to know if he or she had any co-morbidities. How long did they wait to get treatment. What kind of treatment did they get. And yada yada yada.
Every death in the last 2 years has been blamed on Covid, and i just do not buy those stats
And not sure what "testing" does to prevent these things?
NO doubt it's a dangerous flu, but it is a flu and flues spread. That is what they do. And they spread with a mask and without a mask. With the vaccines and without the vaccines.
Less politics and more real science would be nice
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (0G13K)
I do not know your friend or the facts, but I would like to know if he or she had any co-morbidities. How long did they wait to get treatment. What kind of treatment did they get. And yada yada yada.
Every death in the last 2 years has been blamed on Covid, and i just do not buy those stats
And not sure what "testing" does to prevent these things?
NO doubt it's a dangerous flu, but it is a flu and flues spread. That is what they do. And they spread with a mask and without a mask. With the vaccines and without the vaccines.
Less politics and more real science would be nice
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (Irn0L)
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You don't get it by touching shit..
You'll get something from touching shit. At the least, stinky finhgers
You don't get it by touching shit..
You'll get something from touching shit. At the least, stinky finhgers
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (vd8XM)
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Damn...and I was giving you shit in the dead thread below....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (Q9lwr)
I saw it......
I guess you're not my friend, then.
Damn...and I was giving you shit in the dead thread below....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (Q9lwr)
I saw it......
I guess you're not my friend, then.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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It's a "house," right? With a bed and a stove for tea, and a heat source, right? And if you stay in it like it was freaking designed for when you're ill, then your illness won't spread, right? And if you get horribly ill, then there's another place you can go with some next-level stuff, and it's called a "clinic," right?
Holy shit. I just found the cure for COVID, with no new anything required.
I'm done talking about this forever.
It's a "house," right? With a bed and a stove for tea, and a heat source, right? And if you stay in it like it was freaking designed for when you're ill, then your illness won't spread, right? And if you get horribly ill, then there's another place you can go with some next-level stuff, and it's called a "clinic," right?
Holy shit. I just found the cure for COVID, with no new anything required.
I'm done talking about this forever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (hQ23g)
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i don't understand why some of you are offended that other people may choose to test themselves.
we seem to have moved from "don't impose your choices on me" to "adopt my choices"
we seem to have moved from "don't impose your choices on me" to "adopt my choices"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)
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I have not tested and will not. I won't travel by air until the madness (including masks) is over. Airlines' choice.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (SH2Zi)
also , need if you are flying
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (V13WU)
Where are you guys hearing this?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (SH2Zi)
also , need if you are flying
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:53 PM (V13WU)
Where are you guys hearing this?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (Ez6QX)
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Jen Psaki sneered
That's pretty much her standard approach to every question isn't it?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (axyOa)
she was born sneering
That's pretty much her standard approach to every question isn't it?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (axyOa)
she was born sneering
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (V13WU)
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Daily Mail says they haven't even gotten a contract with a supplier yet, so it's going to take up to a year.
https://is.gd/IR0nDE
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)
The supplier will be in China, GUARANTEED.
Daily Mail says they haven't even gotten a contract with a supplier yet, so it's going to take up to a year.
https://is.gd/IR0nDE
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 04:55 PM (Ez6QX)
The supplier will be in China, GUARANTEED.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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Not only were people lined up in the cold for testing, many were sick. How fucking stupid do you have to be???
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (nxdel)
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I'm no twitter doctor, so can someone explain to me why some twitters are saying omnicron is the [quasi] "vaccine" that we needed to get rid of this chinese virus??
I'm no twitter doctor, so can someone explain to me why some twitters are saying omnicron is the [quasi] "vaccine" that we needed to get rid of this chinese virus??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (wRjfx)
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Did anyone else see a TV commercial where someone is hanging one of these test on a Christmas tree?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (63Dwl)
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she was born sneering
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (V13WU)
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Boiling oil. Melted lead.
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (V13WU)
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Boiling oil. Melted lead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (DnWKq)
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I wonder why I keep thinking about the Keystone Cops every time something about this admin comes out.
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Because that is what we want you to think. But just look at the nonstop damage we are doing without a single success! Also we are over 14 months ahead of schedule. We are anything but Keystone Cops but keep thinking that way... it's patriotic.
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Because that is what we want you to think. But just look at the nonstop damage we are doing without a single success! Also we are over 14 months ahead of schedule. We are anything but Keystone Cops but keep thinking that way... it's patriotic.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (iDcra)
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"Daily Mail says they haven't even gotten a contract with a supplier yet, so it's going to take up to a year."
By that time there will be a new strain the test won't detect. I know how this scam works.
A large percentage of the population is incapable of self administering the test anyway. What if you break off one of those swabs in your nose or something?
"Daily Mail says they haven't even gotten a contract with a supplier yet, so it's going to take up to a year."
By that time there will be a new strain the test won't detect. I know how this scam works.
A large percentage of the population is incapable of self administering the test anyway. What if you break off one of those swabs in your nose or something?
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (Tnijr)
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"Closing down the subways would be racist."
Yeah, where else is a guy supposed to get a sandwich at 2 AM in Chicago?
Yeah, where else is a guy supposed to get a sandwich at 2 AM in Chicago?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (SchxB)
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TDS - led to - stealing the election - led to - JellyheadJoe leading the country - led to - death of many innocent people.
Never forget how we got here.
Never forget how we got here.
Posted by: Paul in Texas at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (Z6XcQ)
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104 i don't understand why some of you are offended that other people may choose to test themselves.
we seem to have moved from "don't impose your choices on me" to "adopt my choices"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)
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Mass, free testing of the asymptomatic has always been a bad idea. Especially with tests that throw false positives all over the place.
we seem to have moved from "don't impose your choices on me" to "adopt my choices"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)
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Mass, free testing of the asymptomatic has always been a bad idea. Especially with tests that throw false positives all over the place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah, how does this corny bullshit even work? I shove a Q-Tip in my brain, and then what? Send it back to the habitual liars for their bullshit "guaranteed positive testing?" Please. Spare me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (hQ23g)
Well, there's a couple of types of tests but they're probably talking about the "Binax Now" antigen test kits. You don't send them off to the lab; you do the swab, put it in a little hole (giggity), and wait to see if you get a red stripe. Like a pregnancy test, really. It's not the most accurate thing in the world, though.
I think there's a different type where you take a blood sample and send that to a lab. They cost a lot more.
Yeah, how does this corny bullshit even work? I shove a Q-Tip in my brain, and then what? Send it back to the habitual liars for their bullshit "guaranteed positive testing?" Please. Spare me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 04:50 PM (hQ23g)
Well, there's a couple of types of tests but they're probably talking about the "Binax Now" antigen test kits. You don't send them off to the lab; you do the swab, put it in a little hole (giggity), and wait to see if you get a red stripe. Like a pregnancy test, really. It's not the most accurate thing in the world, though.
I think there's a different type where you take a blood sample and send that to a lab. They cost a lot more.
Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (UewuT)
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104 i don't understand why some of you are offended that other people may choose to test themselves.
we seem to have moved from "don't impose your choices on me" to "adopt my choices"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)
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Test yourself all you want. A mass mailing of tests is stupid.
we seem to have moved from "don't impose your choices on me" to "adopt my choices"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)
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Test yourself all you want. A mass mailing of tests is stupid.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (eMEkg)
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It's nine-dimensional chess!
sponge) The government buys up all the test kits and takes months to hand them out
2) The government and private employers have to give up on testing requirements because nobody can get tested in the meantime
c) The Branch Covidians get their marching orders to return to normal life
IV) Joe can have the best economic recovery ever
Narrator: It will play out as well as one-dimensional tic-tac-toe.
sponge) The government buys up all the test kits and takes months to hand them out
2) The government and private employers have to give up on testing requirements because nobody can get tested in the meantime
c) The Branch Covidians get their marching orders to return to normal life
IV) Joe can have the best economic recovery ever
Narrator: It will play out as well as one-dimensional tic-tac-toe.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (P1f+c)
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with respect, omicron is a cold. Delta is still killing people.
as i've mentioned i've got a best friend in the ground from covid. this "covid is fake" thing is really annoying. I'm not offended, it's just dumb. It's a real disease, even if it has been overstated in its likelihood of killing -- it can kill an otherwise healthy person in a week. I know, my friend was dead in a week.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (0G13K)
That has been an annoying thing about all this - sometimes, we're almost as bad at understating what the other side has been wildly overstating...Covid sucks is okay to admit as true and yet, we should live our lives as normally as possible (depending on our own health status) can be true, too. These truths can co-exist...
as i've mentioned i've got a best friend in the ground from covid. this "covid is fake" thing is really annoying. I'm not offended, it's just dumb. It's a real disease, even if it has been overstated in its likelihood of killing -- it can kill an otherwise healthy person in a week. I know, my friend was dead in a week.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (0G13K)
That has been an annoying thing about all this - sometimes, we're almost as bad at understating what the other side has been wildly overstating...Covid sucks is okay to admit as true and yet, we should live our lives as normally as possible (depending on our own health status) can be true, too. These truths can co-exist...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (exHjb)
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I'm no twitter doctor, so can someone explain to me why some twitters are saying omnicron is the [quasi] "vaccine" that we needed to get rid of this chinese virus??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (wRjfx)
They believe that the immunity conveyed by getting Omicron will protect against other versions. Which while possible, likely doesn't apply to future variations (which if similarly mild no one should give a shit about).
I'm no twitter doctor, so can someone explain to me why some twitters are saying omnicron is the [quasi] "vaccine" that we needed to get rid of this chinese virus??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (wRjfx)
They believe that the immunity conveyed by getting Omicron will protect against other versions. Which while possible, likely doesn't apply to future variations (which if similarly mild no one should give a shit about).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (z5Vrg)
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we seem to have moved from "don't impose your choices on me" to "adopt my choices"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)
Yes...some on the anti-vaccine-mandate side are just as shrill as the other side.
Have you been mocked by a "pureblood" yet?
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)
Yes...some on the anti-vaccine-mandate side are just as shrill as the other side.
Have you been mocked by a "pureblood" yet?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (Q9lwr)
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i don't understand why some of you are offended that other people may choose to test themselves.
I am not offended, but when they become mandates to live a semi-normal life, then I have a problem, since as I said just because you tested negative or positive on Monday that does not mean you will not test negative or positive on Tuesday? The tests are notoriously unreliable.
I am not offended, but when they become mandates to live a semi-normal life, then I have a problem, since as I said just because you tested negative or positive on Monday that does not mean you will not test negative or positive on Tuesday? The tests are notoriously unreliable.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (Irn0L)
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That's pretty much her standard approach to every question isn't it?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (axyOa)
Can you imagine putting in a 10 hour day, riding the train back in from the city, opening the door and that sneering nasty slag is the one greeting you?
Knowing that, I'd jump off the Penn Station platform in front of an oncoming train.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (axyOa)
Can you imagine putting in a 10 hour day, riding the train back in from the city, opening the door and that sneering nasty slag is the one greeting you?
Knowing that, I'd jump off the Penn Station platform in front of an oncoming train.
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (5iUNf)
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Never forget how we got here.
Posted by: Paul in Texas at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (Z6XcQ)
And don't forget that Trump made it so big pharma was the Teflon Don when it came to injury from the jabs.
Never forget how we got here.
Posted by: Paul in Texas at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (Z6XcQ)
And don't forget that Trump made it so big pharma was the Teflon Don when it came to injury from the jabs.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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Anyone is free to test themselves (whether for his own $50, or the taxpayer's).
I don't care if people want to piss away cash on pointless, expensive bullshit. I own a television, after all.
Anyone is free to test themselves (whether for his own $50, or the taxpayer's).
I don't care if people want to piss away cash on pointless, expensive bullshit. I own a television, after all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (hQ23g)
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It would be cheaper of course to send everyone ivermectin and z-packs like India did. But then 2 cents a pill aint makin anybody money.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (coYBh)
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... And not sure what "testing" does to prevent these things? ...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (Irn0L)
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Nothing, which is one of the ironies of test mania. Testing helps build a statistical model of the outbreak (assuming the tests work), but we don't use them otherwise. For one thing, PCR takes to long to make diagnostic or treatment decisions (though rapid tests are fast enough). But more to the point, we don't really treat COVID until you're at death's door. There's no formal treatment regimen. If there was such a thing, testing could be very valuable. Get sick and take a test. If positive, you get things like Ivermectin and vitamins. If you don't improve by day 6 or 7, you get monoclonal antibodies. Etc.
But since there is officially no outpatient treatment for COVID, the test is of little value diagnostically or in terms of treatment because you're not going to get treated until you've almost expired.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:57 PM (Irn0L)
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Nothing, which is one of the ironies of test mania. Testing helps build a statistical model of the outbreak (assuming the tests work), but we don't use them otherwise. For one thing, PCR takes to long to make diagnostic or treatment decisions (though rapid tests are fast enough). But more to the point, we don't really treat COVID until you're at death's door. There's no formal treatment regimen. If there was such a thing, testing could be very valuable. Get sick and take a test. If positive, you get things like Ivermectin and vitamins. If you don't improve by day 6 or 7, you get monoclonal antibodies. Etc.
But since there is officially no outpatient treatment for COVID, the test is of little value diagnostically or in terms of treatment because you're not going to get treated until you've almost expired.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (DU+/6)
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Hail to the Chief needs to be replaced with Yakkity Sax.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (x8Wzq)
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I was tested prior to my back surgery in April.
I have no need to test again. If you want to test yourself, knock yourself out. I don't care.
I'm just tired of all the stupidity.
I have no need to test again. If you want to test yourself, knock yourself out. I don't care.
I'm just tired of all the stupidity.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (xSghO)
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You don't get it by touching shit..
You'll get something from touching shit. At the least, stinky finhgers
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM
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It gets under your finger nails and takes forever to get it out with your teeth. I know.
You'll get something from touching shit. At the least, stinky finhgers
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM
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It gets under your finger nails and takes forever to get it out with your teeth. I know.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (iDcra)
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Where are you guys hearing this?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (Ez6QX)
some cities and destinations require negative to arrive. to my knowledge Hawaii is one of them
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (Ez6QX)
some cities and destinations require negative to arrive. to my knowledge Hawaii is one of them
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (V13WU)
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>>>I do not know your friend or the facts, but I would like to know if he or she had any co-morbidities. How long did they wait to get treatment. What kind of treatment did they get.
he did have comorbidities -- he was fat, nearly 29, and had high blood pressure. Which, I'm going to guess, describes a lot of people here.
I mean, is everyone here sub-10% bodyfat or what?
He was unvaxed, partly because he was a real dedicated non-joiner type. He did not like doing anything people were telling him to do. Less of a political stance and more of a personality-based one.
He did not get treated at all. He just figured he was sick and whatever, it would pass. He stayed home.
As it got worse, he got the covid hallucination/brain fog that i didn't even know was a symptom until he got it. That caused him to exercise poor judgment as far as seeking treatment.
he did have comorbidities -- he was fat, nearly 29, and had high blood pressure. Which, I'm going to guess, describes a lot of people here.
I mean, is everyone here sub-10% bodyfat or what?
He was unvaxed, partly because he was a real dedicated non-joiner type. He did not like doing anything people were telling him to do. Less of a political stance and more of a personality-based one.
He did not get treated at all. He just figured he was sick and whatever, it would pass. He stayed home.
As it got worse, he got the covid hallucination/brain fog that i didn't even know was a symptom until he got it. That caused him to exercise poor judgment as far as seeking treatment.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (0G13K)
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I'm no twitter doctor, so can someone explain to me why some twitters are saying omnicron is the [quasi] "vaccine" that we needed to get rid of this chinese virus??
Think cowpox vs smallpox. O Mi Cron! gets you a little sick, but then you have immunity to a range of variants that could get you really sick.
Think cowpox vs smallpox. O Mi Cron! gets you a little sick, but then you have immunity to a range of variants that could get you really sick.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (SchxB)
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I have something viral going on now. I will get a serology test when it clears. Some states will go full Aussie soon.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (b+v9B)
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"86 Hey, I have a wacky idea!
Why don't we tell people to wash their fucking hands? We could also tell people that most people don't wash their fucking hands and those people like to Touch everyfuckingthing.
But no, let's pretend masks keep us "safe" from a virus that can also live on Surfaces.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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You don't get it by touching shit..
You get it by breathing in someone else's air.. close contact.. inside.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (CjFDo)"
No, most transmission is from touching shit. We've known this since spring 2020, specifically with studies on transmission in public transport and in refrigerated food plants. It is airborne but that's easy enough to avoid for normal people who are out and about.
The masks are theater intended to generate noncompliance and highlight opponents, much like a hijab. None of the prog measures have anything to do with a good faith effort in anything, it's all propaganda and political shennanigans. Virtually NOTHING available in the mainstream media bears any resemblance to fact when it comes to COVID.
Why don't we tell people to wash their fucking hands? We could also tell people that most people don't wash their fucking hands and those people like to Touch everyfuckingthing.
But no, let's pretend masks keep us "safe" from a virus that can also live on Surfaces.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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You don't get it by touching shit..
You get it by breathing in someone else's air.. close contact.. inside.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:56 PM (CjFDo)"
No, most transmission is from touching shit. We've known this since spring 2020, specifically with studies on transmission in public transport and in refrigerated food plants. It is airborne but that's easy enough to avoid for normal people who are out and about.
The masks are theater intended to generate noncompliance and highlight opponents, much like a hijab. None of the prog measures have anything to do with a good faith effort in anything, it's all propaganda and political shennanigans. Virtually NOTHING available in the mainstream media bears any resemblance to fact when it comes to COVID.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (yVPr3)
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Have you been mocked by a "pureblood" yet?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (Q9lwr)
What's a "pureblood"? I am always the last to know
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:00 PM (Q9lwr)
What's a "pureblood"? I am always the last to know
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Irn0L)
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1, I wouldn't want to spread it
2, I'd want to know if I should take Horse Dewormer (I know people who have it stocked up)
3, I'd want to know if I had "super immunity" and now could officially say F*** it to covid forever
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (0G13K)
What makes you think these tests actually pick up on the covaids? It definitely isn't isolating the omicron. It might accurately tell you you have a cold, of what origin, who the hell knows? It's that season.
1, I wouldn't want to spread it
2, I'd want to know if I should take Horse Dewormer (I know people who have it stocked up)
3, I'd want to know if I had "super immunity" and now could officially say F*** it to covid forever
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (0G13K)
What makes you think these tests actually pick up on the covaids? It definitely isn't isolating the omicron. It might accurately tell you you have a cold, of what origin, who the hell knows? It's that season.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (hlxe7)
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Without the media at the administration's beck and call, you'd have... Psaki. Let that sink in.
Psaki would be the "face" of the administration. Day and night. Their polling would be below zero.
This is why, IMO the media is still the greatest threat we have. They not only run cover but propagate the lies and misinformation. They need to go...
Psaki would be the "face" of the administration. Day and night. Their polling would be below zero.
This is why, IMO the media is still the greatest threat we have. They not only run cover but propagate the lies and misinformation. They need to go...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (BFigT)
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I used the test, barely touched my nostrils and still got a positive result, which made me extremely suspicious. It was only the fact that I lost my sense of smell and taste for a while that I could confirm I was indeed wong fonged by the ding dong, otherwise I would have just thought it was a bad cold.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (EU4kF)
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A large percentage of the population is incapable of self administering the test anyway. What if you break off one of those swabs in your nose or something?
Posted by: f'd
Wait, I'm supposed to stick it up my nose?
Gonna need another test kit here Joe
Posted by: f'd
Wait, I'm supposed to stick it up my nose?
Gonna need another test kit here Joe
Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (vd8XM)
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Not Fake Vaxed, never been tested, maybe if feel like I had it but would knowing you did other than staying home do anything?
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (2JoB8)
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Also, Puerto Rico, VI, coming to US from abroad.
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (V13WU)
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What's a "pureblood"? I am always the last to know
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Irn0L)
No DNA modification from VAX.
What's a "pureblood"? I am always the last to know
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Irn0L)
No DNA modification from VAX.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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My niece just paid $25 for 2 tests in each kit. 5 kids, her, her husband and sister all have the coof. I wish I could find a racket like that. Plenty of cash flying around.
Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (+ya+t)
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some cities and destinations require negative to arrive. to my knowledge Hawaii is one of them
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (V13WU)
Oh yes, Hawaii for sure. I haven't heard of anyplace else, though.
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (V13WU)
Oh yes, Hawaii for sure. I haven't heard of anyplace else, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:03 PM (Ez6QX)
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Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 04:59 PM (wRjfx)
The assumption is that the combination of a much more benign disease coupled with higher transmissibility will infect most of the world so quickly that it will drown out the other variants. And because it is similar to the other variants the body will produce a robust immune response.
It's like the Chicken Pox parties of a bygone era...
The assumption is that the combination of a much more benign disease coupled with higher transmissibility will infect most of the world so quickly that it will drown out the other variants. And because it is similar to the other variants the body will produce a robust immune response.
It's like the Chicken Pox parties of a bygone era...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:03 PM (Q9lwr)
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Take all the chinese-made tests your little heart desires, for all I care.
But I'll be laughing when those innacurate undependable tests become your Magic 8-Ball and rule your life:
"Magical Wuhan Flu Test, Is It Safe To Go Out Today?"
/shake shake shake
Take all the chinese-made tests your little heart desires, for all I care.
But I'll be laughing when those innacurate undependable tests become your Magic 8-Ball and rule your life:
"Magical Wuhan Flu Test, Is It Safe To Go Out Today?"
/shake shake shake
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:03 PM (wRjfx)
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Brandon: I Sure Wish I'd Thought of Ordering Rapid Test Kits Two Months Ago
Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.
Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which gets filled first.
Posted by: Grandpa Gustafson at December 23, 2021 05:03 PM (Do5/p)
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I also don't have much faith a home test produced in millions is accurate.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 05:04 PM (2JoB8)
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Sounds like they're making assumptions that things will be delivered like they would in a non clown world. Sorry, but they're in line and the Peloton's come first.
Chances are those test kits will be making circles off the CA coast for a few extra weeks.
Chances are those test kits will be making circles off the CA coast for a few extra weeks.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 05:04 PM (wAnMi)
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OK, amended to: I haven't heard of anyplace else DOMESTICALLY that you need a test to fly. And you actually don't need a test to fly to Hawaii either, but you will have to quarantine upon arrival if you don't have one.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:04 PM (Ez6QX)
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Here's an idea: Stop. Testing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 23, 2021 05:04 PM (v+ImO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2021 05:05 PM (R/m4+)
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Can we stop pretending that obsessive asymptomatic PCR tests do anything to improve health? We need to focus on treating symptoms instead of this impossible goal of stopping the spread. Jesus wept, I can't believe we've been dealing with this for almost 2 years.
Posted by: Losing Patience at December 23, 2021 05:05 PM (+bstb)
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Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (0G13K)
My sincere condolences for your loss, Ace. It's morphology is a cold virus, always has been. It is novel, and heretofore, there has been little natural immunity. And colds kill lots per year, in the class of pneumonia-like illnesses. I suspect that there are some additional complications with this one, in no small part owing to the demented way in which we've deprived millions of potentially effective therapeutics for political and economic reasons. That does not make it not a cold virus, albeit a genetically engineered cold virus. I don't want to poke the bear. Please know that my condolences are sincere. I will bow out of this thread further.
My sincere condolences for your loss, Ace. It's morphology is a cold virus, always has been. It is novel, and heretofore, there has been little natural immunity. And colds kill lots per year, in the class of pneumonia-like illnesses. I suspect that there are some additional complications with this one, in no small part owing to the demented way in which we've deprived millions of potentially effective therapeutics for political and economic reasons. That does not make it not a cold virus, albeit a genetically engineered cold virus. I don't want to poke the bear. Please know that my condolences are sincere. I will bow out of this thread further.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 05:05 PM (SH2Zi)
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I am out in the public
I treat patients
I am strong like bull
I don't worry about shit I can not control
Posted by: Nevergiveup at
Ditto.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (mFD3N)
UGH!
Good woman!
Strong like bull. Plough many field. Bear many sons!
Make many sammich!
I treat patients
I am strong like bull
I don't worry about shit I can not control
Posted by: Nevergiveup at
Ditto.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 23, 2021 04:54 PM (mFD3N)
UGH!
Good woman!
Strong like bull. Plough many field. Bear many sons!
Make many sammich!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:05 PM (axyOa)
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Jordan, if you are going abroad, many Caribbean islands require negative test; France at least 72 negative before. You get the picture.
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:06 PM (V13WU)
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How much of this garbage is Dying Brain actually a decision maker.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 23, 2021 05:06 PM (eGTCV)
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Can we stop pretending that obsessive asymptomatic PCR tests do anything to improve health? We need to focus on treating symptoms instead of this impossible goal of stopping the spread. Jesus wept, I can't believe we've been dealing with this for almost 2 years.
Posted by: Losing Patience at December 23, 2021 05:05 PM (+bstb)
Shhh. That shit wouldn't be dumb enough.
Can we stop pretending that obsessive asymptomatic PCR tests do anything to improve health? We need to focus on treating symptoms instead of this impossible goal of stopping the spread. Jesus wept, I can't believe we've been dealing with this for almost 2 years.
Posted by: Losing Patience at December 23, 2021 05:05 PM (+bstb)
Shhh. That shit wouldn't be dumb enough.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2021 05:06 PM (hQ23g)
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It's like the Chicken Pox parties of a bygone era...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I sea.
But since we've been Lied to from Day 1 about this, I find the reports of extreme transmissibility to be dubious. They said the exact same thing about the Delta.
It's like the Chicken Pox parties of a bygone era...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I sea.
But since we've been Lied to from Day 1 about this, I find the reports of extreme transmissibility to be dubious. They said the exact same thing about the Delta.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (wRjfx)
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oh, I should have said: he was quite fat, and it was causing additional problems, like narcolepsy. Well I don't know if that was related to the obesity or just something else he had. He was in bad shape physically, probably worse than most.
I guess I kinda bullshitted you on saying he was "fat." He was fat, but he was problematically fat.
Still, it wasn't like he was in an imminent danger of dying. He was living a normal life and working and all that. Not in the hospital or anything. Not "assisted living."
And then- - gone in a week. Well, a week for brain death, five or six more days of keeping his heart and lungs moving before they pulled the plug.
I guess I kinda bullshitted you on saying he was "fat." He was fat, but he was problematically fat.
Still, it wasn't like he was in an imminent danger of dying. He was living a normal life and working and all that. Not in the hospital or anything. Not "assisted living."
And then- - gone in a week. Well, a week for brain death, five or six more days of keeping his heart and lungs moving before they pulled the plug.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (0G13K)
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he did have comorbidities -- he was fat, nearly 29, and had high blood pressure. Which, I'm going to guess, describes a lot of people here.
I mean, is everyone here sub-10% bodyfat or what?
He was unvaxed, partly because he was a real dedicated non-joiner type. He did not like doing anything people were telling him to do. Less of a political stance and more of a personality-based one.
He did not get treated at all. He just figured he was sick and whatever, it would pass. He stayed home.
As it got worse, he got the covid hallucination/brain fog that i didn't even know was a symptom until he got it. That caused him to exercise poor judgment as far as seeking treatment.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (0G13K)
OK, so that kinda proves my point. YES it is, at least the original version, was/is more deadly than past flu's. And he was not in the best of shape, and yes some of us are in decent shape for our age if only by dictate of your job like me. And he made a choice not to be vaccinated and most important ignored his symptoms when he should have known better. Now I am not blaming him, but using him to shut down the economy is a grave mistake.
I mean, is everyone here sub-10% bodyfat or what?
He was unvaxed, partly because he was a real dedicated non-joiner type. He did not like doing anything people were telling him to do. Less of a political stance and more of a personality-based one.
He did not get treated at all. He just figured he was sick and whatever, it would pass. He stayed home.
As it got worse, he got the covid hallucination/brain fog that i didn't even know was a symptom until he got it. That caused him to exercise poor judgment as far as seeking treatment.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (0G13K)
OK, so that kinda proves my point. YES it is, at least the original version, was/is more deadly than past flu's. And he was not in the best of shape, and yes some of us are in decent shape for our age if only by dictate of your job like me. And he made a choice not to be vaccinated and most important ignored his symptoms when he should have known better. Now I am not blaming him, but using him to shut down the economy is a grave mistake.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (Irn0L)
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hat obsessive asymptomatic PCR tests do anything to improve health? We need to focus on treating symptoms instead of this impossible goal of stopping the spread.
Posted by: Losing Patience at December 23, 2021 05:05 PM (+bstb)
What I am really enjoying is the sports leagues cancelling games because tons of players are testing positive but are asymptomatic.
The idiocy of a test driving these decisions is almost too ridiculous to believe.
Posted by: Losing Patience at December 23, 2021 05:05 PM (+bstb)
What I am really enjoying is the sports leagues cancelling games because tons of players are testing positive but are asymptomatic.
The idiocy of a test driving these decisions is almost too ridiculous to believe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (Q9lwr)
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Trump should have had Omicron test kits stockpiled in 2018.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (bKdTl)
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How much of this garbage is Dying Brain actually a decision maker.
He gets to decide the flavor of ice cream he'll have. Beyond that...
He gets to decide the flavor of ice cream he'll have. Beyond that...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (SchxB)
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Its a waste of money but its your money to waste, testing yourself for the flu.
I mean, if you have it and don't know: good for you, you're not sick. If you are sick, then you know.
Its like the weather rock. When its wet, its raining.
I mean, if you have it and don't know: good for you, you're not sick. If you are sick, then you know.
Its like the weather rock. When its wet, its raining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (KZzsI)
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Well this thread looks to be heading into Festivus, if not Bantivus, territory. Think I'll go read a book.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (Ojki1)
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Jesus wept, I can't believe we've been dealing with this for almost 2 years.
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This crap would have been over in 6 months had we done just that and moved on with our lives.
But Big Pharma say NOPE
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This crap would have been over in 6 months had we done just that and moved on with our lives.
But Big Pharma say NOPE
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (EU4kF)
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164 What I am really enjoying is the sports leagues cancelling games because tons of players are testing positive but are asymptomatic.
The idiocy of a test driving these decisions is almost too ridiculous to believe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (Q9lwr)
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"We won't get paid?!"
-The players
The idiocy of a test driving these decisions is almost too ridiculous to believe.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:07 PM (Q9lwr)
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"We won't get paid?!"
-The players
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (LvTSG)
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ace, it's not the testing per se that we're opposed to. It's the grim prospect of being exactly where we are now a year hence. You're legitimizing the hoax when you support any of these hare-brained schemes and that will only drag it on forever.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (cTCuP)
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I know people who take a rapid test to get into special events.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (eGTCV)
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140 I used the test, barely touched my nostrils and still got a positive result, which made me extremely suspicious. It was only the fact that I lost my sense of smell and taste for a while that I could confirm I was indeed wong fonged by the ding dong, otherwise I would have just thought it was a bad cold.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (EU4kF)
I got the illness first and the test later, after I started to get suspicious. No loss of taste or smell, but the overall set of symptoms was sufficiently different from the colds that I get once a year or so that something seemed off.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 05:02 PM (EU4kF)
I got the illness first and the test later, after I started to get suspicious. No loss of taste or smell, but the overall set of symptoms was sufficiently different from the colds that I get once a year or so that something seemed off.
Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (UewuT)
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Look fat, these teats are smart. Not dumb like you think. These are expensive tests and we are going t oneed some more money to buy them all and expeped.. ahh explod.. ahh get em fast.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (iDcra)
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My idiot hospital still makes me, an unvaxxed, test twice weekly because it is still impossible, in their opinion, for the vaccinated to catch or spread covid.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Busted can of Biscuits at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (2cfUo)
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>>>Still, it wasn't like he was in an imminent danger of dying. He was living a normal life and working and all that. Not in the hospital or anything. Not "assisted living."
i should add that he was a small business owner trying to deal with the business closures due to covid (and his was a public-facing business) and his stress levels were high. Sure a lot of you went through that, too!
i should add that he was a small business owner trying to deal with the business closures due to covid (and his was a public-facing business) and his stress levels were high. Sure a lot of you went through that, too!
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (0G13K)
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Why are we testing people with cold symptoms...and we are.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (ONvIw)
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Meanwhile they're pushing vaccine mandates instrad of just saying "if you feel sick, test yourself, and if you have covid stay the f*** home for a week."
Posted by: ace
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But if you do have covid (of whatever variety), you should be doing things in the early days of it to lessen the amount of virus that gets into your lungs and other organs.
Dr. Peter McCullough (he's the epidemiologist and practicing physician with over 650 scholarly articles, who Rogan interviewed extensively) says that is the biggest mistake the government and medical "experts" made: they failed to develop any early treatment protocols. They just said "go home and come back for treatment when you can't breathe." By then, it's too late. People who are at-risk have waited too long.
The virus enters by the mouth and nasal passages, and that's where it starts replicating. You need to treat it in the early days (with gargling, nasal rinses, ivermectin, steroids, antibiotics, etc., or some combination), so that you kill as much of the virus as possible before it has a chance to replicate in huge numbers and then invade your lungs and other organs.
Posted by: ace
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But if you do have covid (of whatever variety), you should be doing things in the early days of it to lessen the amount of virus that gets into your lungs and other organs.
Dr. Peter McCullough (he's the epidemiologist and practicing physician with over 650 scholarly articles, who Rogan interviewed extensively) says that is the biggest mistake the government and medical "experts" made: they failed to develop any early treatment protocols. They just said "go home and come back for treatment when you can't breathe." By then, it's too late. People who are at-risk have waited too long.
The virus enters by the mouth and nasal passages, and that's where it starts replicating. You need to treat it in the early days (with gargling, nasal rinses, ivermectin, steroids, antibiotics, etc., or some combination), so that you kill as much of the virus as possible before it has a chance to replicate in huge numbers and then invade your lungs and other organs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (k4dH2)
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we seem to have moved from "don't impose your choices on me" to "adopt my choices"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)
I'm not offended. It just isn't for me. As someone else said, I'll stay home when I'm unwell. Truly sorry for your loss, none of us should've had to lose anyone from Fauchi's criminal misconduct and the Chinese halfassery.
My own position, I just don't want to give those bastards another date point one way or another.
we seem to have moved from "don't impose your choices on me" to "adopt my choices"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)
I'm not offended. It just isn't for me. As someone else said, I'll stay home when I'm unwell. Truly sorry for your loss, none of us should've had to lose anyone from Fauchi's criminal misconduct and the Chinese halfassery.
My own position, I just don't want to give those bastards another date point one way or another.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: DHHS - Looking out for you- we can do this! at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (WmGrA)
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My friend caught Covid two weeks ago, almost a week after he got the booster. His son had it, too.
He had a bit of a sniffle, some body aches, felt better in a few days later but he still quarantined for 10 days. He's a year younger than me, not in the greatest of shape, a bit overweight but not bad, has high cholesterol, but that's it.
If he had no problems, then it's really not going to be a problem for anyone else.
He had a bit of a sniffle, some body aches, felt better in a few days later but he still quarantined for 10 days. He's a year younger than me, not in the greatest of shape, a bit overweight but not bad, has high cholesterol, but that's it.
If he had no problems, then it's really not going to be a problem for anyone else.
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (0G13K)
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I have to test twice weekly and mask at work while the vaxxed can stroll in the front door hacking and coughing all over the place.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (bKdTl)
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I'm no twitter doctor, so can someone explain to me why some twitters are saying omnicron is the [quasi] "vaccine" that we needed to get rid of this chinese virus??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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Omicron is less severe.. the theory is, if you get it, you will be "protected" from all other variants of COVID.. maybe.. we have no idea yet.
But, Omicron is still severe for some unvaxxed people... just not as bad as Delta..
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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Omicron is less severe.. the theory is, if you get it, you will be "protected" from all other variants of COVID.. maybe.. we have no idea yet.
But, Omicron is still severe for some unvaxxed people... just not as bad as Delta..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (CjFDo)
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Use the surge of fear and adrenaline to sharpen your decision making.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (vuisn)
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176 We're all rich, ripped, and banging 10's
Posted by: Busted can of Biscuits at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (2cfUo)
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Dolley is a 10.
Posted by: Busted can of Biscuits at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (2cfUo)
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Dolley is a 10.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (LvTSG)
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Why are we testing people with cold symptoms...and we are.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (ONvIw)
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That I could see. For a lot of folks, COVID is similar to a cold as far as initial symptoms. And testing will allow you to model the outbreak and treat the patient (though we don't do the latter because our policy is the worst thing I have ever seen). Testing asymptomatic people is nuts.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (ONvIw)
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That I could see. For a lot of folks, COVID is similar to a cold as far as initial symptoms. And testing will allow you to model the outbreak and treat the patient (though we don't do the latter because our policy is the worst thing I have ever seen). Testing asymptomatic people is nuts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (DU+/6)
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This is OMGicron!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (bKdTl)
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"Brandon: I Sure Wish I'd Thought of Ordering Rapid Test Kits Two Months Ago"
Also Brandon: "I Sure Wish I'd Unzipped my Fly before I Took a Piss "
Also Brandon: "I Sure Wish I'd Unzipped my Fly before I Took a Piss "
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (dIpnE)
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brandon wanted to order pills/test kits for something that didn't exist 2 months ago?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (ZZK0E)
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Will these tests be graded on a curve?
Posted by: Student at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (gjH3l)
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Scott Adams and others on twitter are trying to start a trend: Feb1st.
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Scott Adams and others on twitter are trying to start a trend: Feb1st.
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (wRjfx)
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You're legitimizing the hoax when you support any of these hare-brained schemes and that will only drag it on forever.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (cTCuP)
Whoa...what "hare-brained scheme" is Ace supporting? That people should be able to get tested if they want?
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (cTCuP)
Whoa...what "hare-brained scheme" is Ace supporting? That people should be able to get tested if they want?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (Q9lwr)
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I'm at Winter weight. I need the fat layer to keep warm.
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (Tnijr)
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IF the dems had said " Yes we hate Trump, but for this we are behind he and will work with him to defeat this vile virus" then maybe we would be in much better shape today, but they did not. And then the Republicans returned the favor and now we have a mess.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:11 PM (Irn0L)
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Trump should have had Omicron test kits stockpiled in 2018.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Right on. It is all that Trump guy's fault. The New York Times is going to have a story about it tomorrow.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Right on. It is all that Trump guy's fault. The New York Times is going to have a story about it tomorrow.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:11 PM (iDcra)
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Pbitchsaki.
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:11 PM (V13WU)
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Driving home through next tow over looked like white family walking along, couple, older gentlemen and 4yo boy on sidewalk only old guy and boy had masks. Right away thought boy wanted mask because grandpa had one.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 05:11 PM (2JoB8)
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The vaccine kept the vaccinated from developing a full natural immunity. The omicron variant gets past the vaccine and forces the issue. Basically it is god saving us from our own stupidity for some reason.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 05:11 PM (bKdTl)
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Biden is a classic hack. We're used to businessman Trump, who actually solved problems, not just poltical problems.
Xoe will continue to FUBAR this thing to the bitter end. Until the lobbyists for the med/pharma establishment tell him he can.
Xoe will continue to FUBAR this thing to the bitter end. Until the lobbyists for the med/pharma establishment tell him he can.
Posted by: pj at December 23, 2021 05:12 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 23, 2021 05:12 PM (PiwSw)
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testing for testing sake is nonsense. but if it allows them to pretend that covid is over, let them.
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (V13WU)
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>>>Now I am not blaming him, but using him to shut down the economy is a grave mistake.
i'm not saying "shut down the economy," I'm saying it's a serious enough thing that if you have the symptoms, and you're unvaxed (or you are vaxed), you might want to get tested
people are saying "Why bother testing yourself?"
And by the way: I'm not talking about "obsessively testing yourself." My friends who are looking for tests currently have the checklist of symptoms of covid and live in current covid hotspots. It's not just testing for testing's sake.
a couple of weeks ago I had minor omicron symptoms and wanted to get tested but not because i was worried ,just because I wanted to know if I finally got covid so I could say "okay now i'm vaxed and also have natural immunity, I can officially do whatever I want including sticking my dick in covid"
i'm not saying "shut down the economy," I'm saying it's a serious enough thing that if you have the symptoms, and you're unvaxed (or you are vaxed), you might want to get tested
people are saying "Why bother testing yourself?"
And by the way: I'm not talking about "obsessively testing yourself." My friends who are looking for tests currently have the checklist of symptoms of covid and live in current covid hotspots. It's not just testing for testing's sake.
a couple of weeks ago I had minor omicron symptoms and wanted to get tested but not because i was worried ,just because I wanted to know if I finally got covid so I could say "okay now i'm vaxed and also have natural immunity, I can officially do whatever I want including sticking my dick in covid"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)
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Scott Adams and others on twitter are trying to start a trend: Feb1st.
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Why wait? In practical terms it's over anyways. The only thing left is for the even faster spreading but weaker than O Mi Cron! variant to make the rounds and mop up anyone who hadn't already caught Covid.
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Why wait? In practical terms it's over anyways. The only thing left is for the even faster spreading but weaker than O Mi Cron! variant to make the rounds and mop up anyone who hadn't already caught Covid.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (SchxB)
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"The next variant will be Pi. It will be 3.14 times as virulent.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes,"
My guess is it will get around.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes,"
My guess is it will get around.
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (Tnijr)
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The OMG variant is next.
Be afraid. Stay Afraid.
Posted by: DHHS - Looking out for you- we can do this! at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (WmGrA)
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Stay safe. Wash your mask. Wear your hands.
Be afraid. Stay Afraid.
Posted by: DHHS - Looking out for you- we can do this! at December 23, 2021 05:09 PM (WmGrA)
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Stay safe. Wash your mask. Wear your hands.
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (v0R5T)
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Please don't go all Jack Murphy on us.
Did you see this self-admitted Cuck on the Tim Cuck Pool livestream, last night?
"She crossed my boundaries!" "I'm sorry if me having sex bothers you!" "I'm a real man!"
What a bitch he is.
Please don't go all Jack Murphy on us.
Did you see this self-admitted Cuck on the Tim Cuck Pool livestream, last night?
"She crossed my boundaries!" "I'm sorry if me having sex bothers you!" "I'm a real man!"
What a bitch he is.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (wRjfx)
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If had to put bet on it maybe Apr 15 will be Victory of Covid day, declared throughout the land.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (2JoB8)
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Yes, Joe Mannix @128
Their neglect of early treatment regimens is criminal. "Ride it out until you can't breathe" is criminal. I lost a colleague to that one.
Their neglect of early treatment regimens is criminal. "Ride it out until you can't breathe" is criminal. I lost a colleague to that one.
Posted by: pj at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (G1dq6)
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At a press briefing on December 6, Psaki was asked if the U.S. should follow the example of other countries and provide at-home tests free of charge.
Not only do other countries provide at-home test kits, countries like India provide their citizens at-home treatment kits.
Each home kit contained the following: Paracetamol tablets [tylenol], Vitamin C, Multivitamin, Zinc, Vitamin D3, Ivermectin 12 mg [quantity #10 tablets], Doxycycline 100 mg [quantity #10 tablets]. Other non-medication components included face masks, sanitizer, gloves and alcohol wipes, a digital thermometer, and a pulse oximeter.
https://bit.ly/3Jdyl9I
Not only do other countries provide at-home test kits, countries like India provide their citizens at-home treatment kits.
Each home kit contained the following: Paracetamol tablets [tylenol], Vitamin C, Multivitamin, Zinc, Vitamin D3, Ivermectin 12 mg [quantity #10 tablets], Doxycycline 100 mg [quantity #10 tablets]. Other non-medication components included face masks, sanitizer, gloves and alcohol wipes, a digital thermometer, and a pulse oximeter.
https://bit.ly/3Jdyl9I
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 05:14 PM (Do5/p)
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but the overall set of symptoms was sufficiently different from the colds that I get once a year or so that something seemed off.
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Yeah thats why Im actually glad I lost my sense of smell/taste for about 2 months because thats a distinctive symptom of the wuflu and confirmation I needed, since that never happened to me when i got a normal cold.
It gave me the confidence that I was naturally immune and could visit my family in peace for the holidays without worrying I was going to pick it up during my travels. Fucksi can suck my naturally immune ass now
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Yeah thats why Im actually glad I lost my sense of smell/taste for about 2 months because thats a distinctive symptom of the wuflu and confirmation I needed, since that never happened to me when i got a normal cold.
It gave me the confidence that I was naturally immune and could visit my family in peace for the holidays without worrying I was going to pick it up during my travels. Fucksi can suck my naturally immune ass now
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 05:14 PM (EU4kF)
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>>194 You're legitimizing the hoax when you support any of these hare-brained schemes and that will only drag it on forever.
my dead friend isn't sure it's all just a hoax
my dead friend isn't sure it's all just a hoax
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:14 PM (0G13K)
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These geniuses are going to roll out a website for us to order test kits? The same clowns who created the Obamacare "website," that crashed almost immediately and kept crashing off and on?
I'm going on it, making up a fake name, and ordering as many kits as I can to be sent to my mayor and governor. I suggest you do the same. Or just make up a name and address and order the limit. I can just imagine what kind of clever names the Horde can come up with. . . .
I'm going on it, making up a fake name, and ordering as many kits as I can to be sent to my mayor and governor. I suggest you do the same. Or just make up a name and address and order the limit. I can just imagine what kind of clever names the Horde can come up with. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 23, 2021 05:14 PM (c6xtn)
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"ace, it's not the testing per se that we're opposed to. It's the grim prospect of being exactly where we are now a year hence. "
Whose "we" white man?
They can shove the tests up their asses. If you've read anything about a pandemic, it's almost over. Nobody is going to be here a year from now unless the tyrants manufacture more phony fear.
Whose "we" white man?
They can shove the tests up their asses. If you've read anything about a pandemic, it's almost over. Nobody is going to be here a year from now unless the tyrants manufacture more phony fear.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:14 PM (dIpnE)
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@178
>>Why are we testing people with cold symptoms...and we are.
Not just that, you have retards with masks, lining up around the block getting tested sans a single G-d damned symptom. As Previously said...
This was a scam at every level of analysis.
There is no way of stopping the spread of a virus in a general population of 7.5 billion highly mobile, highly integrated and connected people.
Masks don't and can't do shit, disinfecting surfaces ain't doing shit either.
Virus spread, that's what they do, that's all they fucking do, it's what they are programmed to do.
This whole thing was devoid of any logic, reason or actual science.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 02:59 PM (lh1YW)
>>Why are we testing people with cold symptoms...and we are.
Not just that, you have retards with masks, lining up around the block getting tested sans a single G-d damned symptom. As Previously said...
This was a scam at every level of analysis.
There is no way of stopping the spread of a virus in a general population of 7.5 billion highly mobile, highly integrated and connected people.
Masks don't and can't do shit, disinfecting surfaces ain't doing shit either.
Virus spread, that's what they do, that's all they fucking do, it's what they are programmed to do.
This whole thing was devoid of any logic, reason or actual science.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 02:59 PM (lh1YW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (v+ImO)
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"She said the administration's policy was 'not to send everyone in the country a test just to send--to have millions of tests go unused where we know others can make use of them.'"
How about you just send them to NY so they can NOT use them just like the extra hospital beds/respirators at Javits, on the bonus Mercy ships, and in all the other places EXTRA gear/people were sent? Or is only the government allowed to piss away resources and money because why not?
Since when is Biden of Build Back Better and Beyond worried about money and spending of ANY limit?
Psaki should circle back on this after she gets a conscience, ethics, or shame.
How about you just send them to NY so they can NOT use them just like the extra hospital beds/respirators at Javits, on the bonus Mercy ships, and in all the other places EXTRA gear/people were sent? Or is only the government allowed to piss away resources and money because why not?
Since when is Biden of Build Back Better and Beyond worried about money and spending of ANY limit?
Psaki should circle back on this after she gets a conscience, ethics, or shame.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (aXxgO)
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Scott Adams and others on twitter are trying to start a trend: Feb1st.
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (wRjfx)
I've been predicting for a while that Biden would resign in late Jan/Early Feb for health reasons. With BBB dead and the Afghan withdrawal a disaster, the only thing he has left is COVID. Unfortunately, mandatory vaccinations aren't playing well with the public, and it's pretty clear that he's failed to "shut down the virus." My guess is that they will tell everyone that COVID will be an endemic problem, but a minor one, declare victory, and then Biden will announce his resignation. At this point Dems have to want him, and most of the nitwits in his administration, gone.
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (wRjfx)
I've been predicting for a while that Biden would resign in late Jan/Early Feb for health reasons. With BBB dead and the Afghan withdrawal a disaster, the only thing he has left is COVID. Unfortunately, mandatory vaccinations aren't playing well with the public, and it's pretty clear that he's failed to "shut down the virus." My guess is that they will tell everyone that COVID will be an endemic problem, but a minor one, declare victory, and then Biden will announce his resignation. At this point Dems have to want him, and most of the nitwits in his administration, gone.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (wmDcS)
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The vaccine kept the vaccinated from developing a full natural immunity. The omicron variant gets past the vaccine and forces the issue. Basically it is god saving us from our own stupidity for some reason.
He probably wants to have more hot chicks get born so more men will believe in angels and heaven.
He probably wants to have more hot chicks get born so more men will believe in angels and heaven.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (SchxB)
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Testing should be done through a doctor's office.
The doctor should be free to prescribe Ivermectin in the early stages.
My books should sell millions of copies.
The doctor should be free to prescribe Ivermectin in the early stages.
My books should sell millions of copies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (LvTSG)
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I like all kinds of lively conversation but this thread is going in a bad direction
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (cENgf)
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221 I like all kinds of lively conversation but this thread is going in a bad direction
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True. Lets talk about pork products.
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True. Lets talk about pork products.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (uia9V)
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Heck, I just want to know: have I ever had covid? This thing is mild and asymptomatic, right? I remember Muldoon suffered something like severe asymptomatic covid for two weeks...
So yeah, my wife insisted I get the vaccine back in may or march or something. No booster yet. But did I catch it at some point? I'd kind of like to have caught it and recovered without knowing. I have weak lungs, so it could actually be dangerous for me.
So what kind of test can you take to find out if you have had Covid at some point, and are those tests out of stock everywhere?
For all I know, I have a sore throat right now and a bit of congestion but no other symptoms. Isn't that a sign of the Coof too? Or just winter being winter?
So yeah, my wife insisted I get the vaccine back in may or march or something. No booster yet. But did I catch it at some point? I'd kind of like to have caught it and recovered without knowing. I have weak lungs, so it could actually be dangerous for me.
So what kind of test can you take to find out if you have had Covid at some point, and are those tests out of stock everywhere?
For all I know, I have a sore throat right now and a bit of congestion but no other symptoms. Isn't that a sign of the Coof too? Or just winter being winter?
Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (DN0pc)
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a couple of weeks ago I had minor omicron symptoms and wanted to get tested but not because i was worried ,just because I wanted to know if I finally got covid so I could say "okay now i'm vaxed and also have natural immunity, I can officially do whatever I want including sticking my dick in covid"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)
I got blood drawn for an antibody test this morning for this very reason. I don't have dick, though.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)
I got blood drawn for an antibody test this morning for this very reason. I don't have dick, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (Ez6QX)
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i'm not saying "shut down the economy," I'm saying it's a serious enough thing that if you have the symptoms, and you're unvaxed (or you are vaxed), you might want to get tested
people are saying "Why bother testing yourself?"
And by the way: I'm not talking about "obsessively testing yourself." My friends who are looking for tests currently have the checklist of symptoms of covid and live in current covid hotspots. It's not just testing for testing's sake.
a couple of weeks ago I had minor omicron symptoms and wanted to get tested but not because i was worried ,just because I wanted to know if I finally got covid so I could say "okay now i'm vaxed and also have natural immunity, I can officially do whatever I want including sticking my dick in covid"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)
I agree 100%, but the left and the inbreed GOV are using this to damn near mandate testing and limiting our freedoms. And to quite honest IF you feel like shit, the easiest thing to do is treat yourself as if you have covid. Why wait for a test, and sure test away, start treatment.
people are saying "Why bother testing yourself?"
And by the way: I'm not talking about "obsessively testing yourself." My friends who are looking for tests currently have the checklist of symptoms of covid and live in current covid hotspots. It's not just testing for testing's sake.
a couple of weeks ago I had minor omicron symptoms and wanted to get tested but not because i was worried ,just because I wanted to know if I finally got covid so I could say "okay now i'm vaxed and also have natural immunity, I can officially do whatever I want including sticking my dick in covid"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)
I agree 100%, but the left and the inbreed GOV are using this to damn near mandate testing and limiting our freedoms. And to quite honest IF you feel like shit, the easiest thing to do is treat yourself as if you have covid. Why wait for a test, and sure test away, start treatment.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (Irn0L)
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Scott Adams and others on twitter are trying to start a trend: Feb1st.
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (wRjfx)
That's a big fail.
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (wRjfx)
That's a big fail.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (cENgf)
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Stay safe. Wash your mask. Wear your hands.
Posted by: wth
Don't crush that dwarf.
And don't take off your shoes!
Posted by: wth
Don't crush that dwarf.
And don't take off your shoes!
Posted by: FST at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (WmGrA)
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The vaccine kept the vaccinated from developing a full natural immunity. The omicron variant gets past the vaccine and forces the issue. Basically it is god saving us from our own stupidity for some reason.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
That is the idea, I think.
There are several.....five, six, more?.....proteins on a covid virus that your body can make antibodies against.
The vax only gives you antibodies against one; the "spike" protein.
If that one has mutated enough in Omicron, the virus will get past vax immunity and let people's natural immune systems make antibodies against all of the proteins. Then you're "safe" unless Covid mutates enough that all of those antibodies fail.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
That is the idea, I think.
There are several.....five, six, more?.....proteins on a covid virus that your body can make antibodies against.
The vax only gives you antibodies against one; the "spike" protein.
If that one has mutated enough in Omicron, the virus will get past vax immunity and let people's natural immune systems make antibodies against all of the proteins. Then you're "safe" unless Covid mutates enough that all of those antibodies fail.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (P1f+c)
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I got blood drawn for an antibody test this morning for this very reason. I don't have dick, though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (Ez6QX)
That can be addressed.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (Ez6QX)
That can be addressed.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (cENgf)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 23, 2021 05:17 PM (PiwSw)
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219 I've been predicting for a while that Biden would resign in late Jan/Early Feb for health reasons. With BBB dead and the Afghan withdrawal a disaster, the only thing he has left is COVID. Unfortunately, mandatory vaccinations aren't playing well with the public, and it's pretty clear that he's failed to "shut down the virus." My guess is that they will tell everyone that COVID will be an endemic problem, but a minor one, declare victory, and then Biden will announce his resignation. At this point Dems have to want him, and most of the nitwits in his administration, gone.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (wmDcS)
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He declared victory last summer, and yet here we are.
If he does it again, it's going to be just tying things off and trying to move on, but Biden's speech this week wasn't of someone trying to finish this. It was of someone settling down for the long haul.
Biden wants this to continue, not end. Biden is also not very smart.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (wmDcS)
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He declared victory last summer, and yet here we are.
If he does it again, it's going to be just tying things off and trying to move on, but Biden's speech this week wasn't of someone trying to finish this. It was of someone settling down for the long haul.
Biden wants this to continue, not end. Biden is also not very smart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 05:17 PM (LvTSG)
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41 Meanwhile they're pushing vaccine mandates instrad of just saying "if you feel sick, test yourself, and if you have covid stay the f*** home for a week."
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (0G13K)
Staying home for a few days doesn't enrich Pharma enough?
Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (9ewTg)
Vitamin D is much cheaper, but nobody seems to think that most of the people that are very sick are vitamin D deficient.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8cvxhf
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:49 PM (0G13K)
Staying home for a few days doesn't enrich Pharma enough?
Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (9ewTg)
Vitamin D is much cheaper, but nobody seems to think that most of the people that are very sick are vitamin D deficient.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8cvxhf
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 23, 2021 05:17 PM (I8FKK)
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Will these tests be graded on a curve?
Posted by: Student at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (gjH3l)
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Study hard!
Posted by: Student at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (gjH3l)
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Study hard!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:17 PM (DnWKq)
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They shouldn't be testing for the virus at this point. The test that's truly relevant is whether people have immunity or not.
Ordering all these tests for the virus is a waste. That's motive seems more political then scientific.
Ordering all these tests for the virus is a waste. That's motive seems more political then scientific.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:17 PM (dIpnE)
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Testing should be done through a doctor's office.
The doctor should be free to prescribe Ivermectin in the early stages.
My books should sell millions of copies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (LvTSG)
1. That is silly. it costs too much there is nothing wrong with home testing.
2. Yes, agreed.
3. Uh...write better sex scenes.
The doctor should be free to prescribe Ivermectin in the early stages.
My books should sell millions of copies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (LvTSG)
1. That is silly. it costs too much there is nothing wrong with home testing.
2. Yes, agreed.
3. Uh...write better sex scenes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:17 PM (Q9lwr)
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I mean, is everyone here sub-10% bodyfat or what?
We're all rich, ripped, and banging 10's
Posted by: Busted can of Biscuits at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (2cfUo)
Dude!
Shssssh!!!
Mrs D reads this sometimes.
We're all rich, ripped, and banging 10's
Posted by: Busted can of Biscuits at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (2cfUo)
Dude!
Shssssh!!!
Mrs D reads this sometimes.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (axyOa)
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i get where you're coming from with "hoax" *rhetoric* but you do know that's just rhetoric right?
yes they have wildly overstated the lethality of covid, yes they have imposed unprecedented controls on the population for a disease that is only ten times more deadly than the flu (which we do not shut down anything for and in fact barely even take notice of), etc., etc., but even though they've sowed fear and all that -- covid still is a real disease that, while it will only kill about 1 in 100,000 healthy people, will still randomly kill 1 in 100,000 healthy people.
I mean, sure, that's not a huge risk, but if I told you there's a 1 in 100,000 chance you would die in your sleep tonight.... that would worry you.
yes they have wildly overstated the lethality of covid, yes they have imposed unprecedented controls on the population for a disease that is only ten times more deadly than the flu (which we do not shut down anything for and in fact barely even take notice of), etc., etc., but even though they've sowed fear and all that -- covid still is a real disease that, while it will only kill about 1 in 100,000 healthy people, will still randomly kill 1 in 100,000 healthy people.
I mean, sure, that's not a huge risk, but if I told you there's a 1 in 100,000 chance you would die in your sleep tonight.... that would worry you.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (0G13K)
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True. Lets talk about pork products.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (uia9V)
Boneless Pork Rectums are now 10% off with this coupon code : "weboned" at Pub,ix.
True. Lets talk about pork products.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (uia9V)
Boneless Pork Rectums are now 10% off with this coupon code : "weboned" at Pub,ix.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (IJES/)
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I can officially do whatever I want including sticking my dick in covid"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)
Exactly. This is how my friend feels now that he's had the booster and Covid, recovered with little symptoms...now he walks the streets like a boss.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K)
Exactly. This is how my friend feels now that he's had the booster and Covid, recovered with little symptoms...now he walks the streets like a boss.
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (5iUNf)
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237 I mean, is everyone here sub-10% bodyfat or what?
We're all rich, ripped, and banging 10's
Posted by: Busted can of Biscuits at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (2cfUo)
Dude!
Shssssh!!!
Mrs D reads this sometimes.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (axyOa)
You can congratulate Mrs D and let her know she's a 10.
We're all rich, ripped, and banging 10's
Posted by: Busted can of Biscuits at December 23, 2021 05:08 PM (2cfUo)
Dude!
Shssssh!!!
Mrs D reads this sometimes.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (axyOa)
You can congratulate Mrs D and let her know she's a 10.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (z5Vrg)
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Going to work at 6 AM I see fools lined up outside in the cold and dark waiting on line for the local emergy med to open and get tested. Morons
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (Irn0L)
All huddled together breathing on each other. Stay TF home if you think you've been closely exposed or are sick.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (Irn0L)
All huddled together breathing on each other. Stay TF home if you think you've been closely exposed or are sick.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (nWxPx)
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That can be addressed.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (cENgf)
I don't really look like Kate Beckinsale, you know.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:16 PM (cENgf)
I don't really look like Kate Beckinsale, you know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)
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I like all kinds of lively conversation but this thread is going in a bad direction
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True. Lets talk about pork products.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (uia9V)
.......
I'm always up for some Spam.
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True. Lets talk about pork products.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (uia9V)
.......
I'm always up for some Spam.
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (v0R5T)
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- I like having the home test
- I haven't gotten the "jab" because I'm afraid of what it will do to my under-control autoimmune condition
- I don't trust a fucking thing the media reports
- In fact I trust the exact opposite of what the media reports
- All the media does is lie about everything
- I like having the home test
- I haven't gotten the "jab" because I'm afraid of what it will do to my under-control autoimmune condition
- I don't trust a fucking thing the media reports
- In fact I trust the exact opposite of what the media reports
- All the media does is lie about everything
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:19 PM (cENgf)
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Honestly since this shit started I have been surprisingly healthy. No one day of illness. But if I had felt like shit, I'd have gone for TX and then self isolated. It is just the semi smart thing to do.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:19 PM (Irn0L)
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thanks, Shadout Mapes!
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:19 PM (0G13K)
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236 1. That is silly. it costs too much there is nothing wrong with home testing.
2. Yes, agreed.
3. Uh...write better sex scenes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:17 PM (Q9lwr)
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1. I really don't trust people to keep those things sanitary through the process, and I don't think any lab should.
2. Fight me!
3. *begins sketch of sex scene between brave journalist and innocent naif of indeterminant age and sex, hoping to capture the CNN market*
2. Yes, agreed.
3. Uh...write better sex scenes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:17 PM (Q9lwr)
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1. I really don't trust people to keep those things sanitary through the process, and I don't think any lab should.
2. Fight me!
3. *begins sketch of sex scene between brave journalist and innocent naif of indeterminant age and sex, hoping to capture the CNN market*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 05:19 PM (LvTSG)
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I don't really look like Kate Beckinsale, you know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)
Neither do I. Sounds like a perfect match.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)
Neither do I. Sounds like a perfect match.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (cENgf)
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The scoring of political points aside, I completely disagree with this over-emphasis on tests.
We should go back to the way things were very early on with COVID. If you show up at a doctor or hospital with symptoms (or even, severe symptoms), they should run a test.
Otherwise, take the tests away. Once COVID escaped Wuhan, it was always a fool's errand to think we could control the spread.
COVID is endemic. We're all going to get COVID. Having people test only makes sense if you want people to sequester themselves. Basic common sense should suffice here -- stay home if you're sick. Otherwise, stop pretending that we can play god and "stop the spread" of an extremely transmissible respiratory virus.
We should go back to the way things were very early on with COVID. If you show up at a doctor or hospital with symptoms (or even, severe symptoms), they should run a test.
Otherwise, take the tests away. Once COVID escaped Wuhan, it was always a fool's errand to think we could control the spread.
COVID is endemic. We're all going to get COVID. Having people test only makes sense if you want people to sequester themselves. Basic common sense should suffice here -- stay home if you're sick. Otherwise, stop pretending that we can play god and "stop the spread" of an extremely transmissible respiratory virus.
Posted by: Revenant at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (cOGHc)
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True. Lets talk about pork products.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (uia9V)
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I made some really delicious carnitas last Monday...
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (uia9V)
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I made some really delicious carnitas last Monday...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (DnWKq)
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Kennedy Edwards @libertybroad; Dec 22
My mom works for a doctor with his own independent practice. He got $2M this year for "covid research". And do you know what that "research" is? Sending patients test results to the CDC and then never knowing what happens after that.
This. Is. A. Money. Making. Machine.
Here's an interesting reply to that tweet about tracking research money your doc may have gotten:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8ar3xn
My mom works for a doctor with his own independent practice. He got $2M this year for "covid research". And do you know what that "research" is? Sending patients test results to the CDC and then never knowing what happens after that.
This. Is. A. Money. Making. Machine.
Here's an interesting reply to that tweet about tracking research money your doc may have gotten:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8ar3xn
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (UHVv4)
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Whoa...what "hare-brained scheme" is Ace supporting? That people should be able to get tested if they want?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (Q9lwr)
Mailing half a billion tests (that don't even exist right now) with false positive rates that have been through the roof to people like me who did not ask for them and have no intention of using them. At taxpayer expense. That sounds pretty hare-brained to me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (Q9lwr)
Mailing half a billion tests (that don't even exist right now) with false positive rates that have been through the roof to people like me who did not ask for them and have no intention of using them. At taxpayer expense. That sounds pretty hare-brained to me.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (cTCuP)
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If they didn't go Whole Hog on "vaccinating" children, I'd probably take this "pandemic" and their suggested Remedies far more seriously.
If they didn't go Whole Hog on "vaccinating" children, I'd probably take this "pandemic" and their suggested Remedies far more seriously.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (wRjfx)
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It's not a hoax and I know people who have been both very sick and who have died. There has also been a massive overreaction and brainwashing operation. I'm not playing along.
Get vaxed if you want. There is probably some value in it for some people. Wear a mask if you want. There may be some value in that too. I don't care as long as you leave me the f'k alone.
Get vaxed if you want. There is probably some value in it for some people. Wear a mask if you want. There may be some value in that too. I don't care as long as you leave me the f'k alone.
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (Tnijr)
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This is how my friend feels now that he's had the booster and Covid, recovered with little symptoms...now he walks the streets like a boss.
booster and Covid ???? well, one of them worked to improve his immunity
booster and Covid ???? well, one of them worked to improve his immunity
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (v0R5T)
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"I can officially do whatever I want including sticking my dick in covid"
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K) "
COVID's a guy. But I hear that kind of stuff is acceptable today. No judging here.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:13 PM (0G13K) "
COVID's a guy. But I hear that kind of stuff is acceptable today. No judging here.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (dIpnE)
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I don't really look like Kate Beckinsale, you know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)
Doesn't matter. BACON
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)
Doesn't matter. BACON
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (IJES/)
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They shouldn't be testing for the virus at this point. The test that's truly relevant is whether people have immunity or not.
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That would only work for as long as you have antibodies, but that fades away after some time, however it doesn't mean youre not immune. The media makes it sound like youd have to have antibodies forevaaaaaahhs but that would turn your blood into molasses. The critical thing is that the T-Cells that create the antibodies "remembers" the virus and will instantly create the effective antibodies should it try to infect you again. I don't think there's a way to test T-cells in particular for immunity AFAIK
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That would only work for as long as you have antibodies, but that fades away after some time, however it doesn't mean youre not immune. The media makes it sound like youd have to have antibodies forevaaaaaahhs but that would turn your blood into molasses. The critical thing is that the T-Cells that create the antibodies "remembers" the virus and will instantly create the effective antibodies should it try to infect you again. I don't think there's a way to test T-cells in particular for immunity AFAIK
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (EU4kF)
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214 >>194 You're legitimizing the hoax when you support any of these hare-brained schemes and that will only drag it on forever.
my dead friend isn't sure it's all just a hoax
My 100 year old great aunt who couldn't see anyone on her birthday, and died from it four months later might have mixed feelings on the matter, too. The 598 pother people that balance them statistically are probably less impressed, though.
my dead friend isn't sure it's all just a hoax
My 100 year old great aunt who couldn't see anyone on her birthday, and died from it four months later might have mixed feelings on the matter, too. The 598 pother people that balance them statistically are probably less impressed, though.
Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (kOpft)
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I've been predicting for a while that Biden would resign in late Jan/Early Feb for health reasons.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM
Patience. Biden will resign when we tell him to resign.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM
Patience. Biden will resign when we tell him to resign.
Posted by: WEF elites at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Golfman at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (hOMhY)
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Their neglect of early treatment regimens is criminal. "Ride it out until you can't breathe" is criminal. I lost a colleague to that one.
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That's what Dr. McCullough was so livid about. He said it was insane that they never developed any early treatment protocols. Lots of people died needlessly, and there were studies coming out even in the early days showing that if you give patients things like Vit D and zinc and ivermectin in the early days, they have much better outcomes.
And we saw that during the Delta phase, the Indian government and WHO handed out those "magic boxes" in Uttar Pradesh, the most populous Indian state where hundred of millions of people live, and knocked out 98% of the covid there in a matter of weeks. The boxes had things like Vit D, zinc, ivermectin, Tylenol, and doxycycline (a common antibiotic).
Early treatment worked. It was just never done here. Because there wasn't enough money in it for Big Pharma, and not enough control for Big Government.
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That's what Dr. McCullough was so livid about. He said it was insane that they never developed any early treatment protocols. Lots of people died needlessly, and there were studies coming out even in the early days showing that if you give patients things like Vit D and zinc and ivermectin in the early days, they have much better outcomes.
And we saw that during the Delta phase, the Indian government and WHO handed out those "magic boxes" in Uttar Pradesh, the most populous Indian state where hundred of millions of people live, and knocked out 98% of the covid there in a matter of weeks. The boxes had things like Vit D, zinc, ivermectin, Tylenol, and doxycycline (a common antibiotic).
Early treatment worked. It was just never done here. Because there wasn't enough money in it for Big Pharma, and not enough control for Big Government.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (k4dH2)
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I'm always up for some Spam.
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I always enjoyed Spam. My Father hated it. I finally asked him why and he told me that was what they ate across the Pacific during WWII. Spam and crackers.
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I always enjoyed Spam. My Father hated it. I finally asked him why and he told me that was what they ate across the Pacific during WWII. Spam and crackers.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (uia9V)
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*enters stage right with elf cap on head*
*music starts*
*sings very very loudly*
I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS
ONLY A HIPPOPOTAMUS WILL DO!
...
*enters stage right with elf cap on head*
*music starts*
*sings very very loudly*
I WANT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS
ONLY A HIPPOPOTAMUS WILL DO!
...
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (5NkmN)
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Have they fixed all the supply chain problems so we get the tests?
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (gjH3l)
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Mailing half a billion tests (that don't even exist right now) with false positive rates that have been through the roof to people like me who did not ask for them and have no intention of using them. At taxpayer expense. That sounds pretty hare-brained to me.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (cTCuP)
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Per Brandon's address on the topic, they will not be blind mailed to people. You will have to request one. Half a billion tests blindly mailed out in a country for 350 million people isn't a sensible use of limited supplies and fills no need.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (cTCuP)
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Per Brandon's address on the topic, they will not be blind mailed to people. You will have to request one. Half a billion tests blindly mailed out in a country for 350 million people isn't a sensible use of limited supplies and fills no need.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (WmGrA)
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Maybe working damn near 7 days a week and always being tired and in bed by 7 PM is the way to beat covid? Oh and eating a lot of kosher lobster and crab
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (Irn0L)
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my tinfoil hat on the tests, besides the graft, is so they can declare victory in the spring during an election year when the seasonality of the virus has dipped.
the biggest thing that has always bothered me is the lack of attention by the public to a 99.7% survival rate virus with the avg death age above the avg death age of the general population.
the biggest thing that has always bothered me is the lack of attention by the public to a 99.7% survival rate virus with the avg death age above the avg death age of the general population.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (coYBh)
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If they didn't go Whole Hog on "vaccinating" children, I'd probably take this "pandemic" and their suggested Remedies far more seriously.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (wRjfx)
I had a long talk with my cardiologist about this, and he is 100% pro-vaccine and pro-booster.
He said, and I quote, "No fucking way should we be vaccinating children."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (wRjfx)
I had a long talk with my cardiologist about this, and he is 100% pro-vaccine and pro-booster.
He said, and I quote, "No fucking way should we be vaccinating children."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (Q9lwr)
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The only reason to test asymptomatic people is if you can actually perform contact tracing in a meaningful way. The sheer volume of positive tests and the prevalence of seasonal respiratory viruses makes this an impossibility.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (m45I2)
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Scott Adams and others on twitter are trying to start a trend: Feb1st.
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (wRjfx)
That's the day Biden's tests will begin to arrive.
Also. does anyone doubt that if Trump was president, the tests would have been mailed out to all Americans, like 5 months ago?
They picked that day for Us to end the "pandemic," no matter what.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:10 PM (wRjfx)
That's the day Biden's tests will begin to arrive.
Also. does anyone doubt that if Trump was president, the tests would have been mailed out to all Americans, like 5 months ago?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (mR6Gs)
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251 True. Lets talk about pork products.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (uia9V)
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I made some really delicious carnitas last Monday...
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What is a carnita?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM (uia9V)
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I made some really delicious carnitas last Monday...
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What is a carnita?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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Unless the R0 value of your contact tracers (i.e. number of contacts traced, evaluated and quaarantined) equals the R0 value of your virus you will not get on top of a cold virus via tracing.
Tracer: "Hey boss! I contacted 5 people on my list today."
BossL "Good. Here's a list of 20 more."
Unless the R0 value of your contact tracers (i.e. number of contacts traced, evaluated and quaarantined) equals the R0 value of your virus you will not get on top of a cold virus via tracing.
Tracer: "Hey boss! I contacted 5 people on my list today."
BossL "Good. Here's a list of 20 more."
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:23 PM (m45I2)
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BTW when my friend had narcolepsy, this happened:
He was driving me from his house to LAX. We're on like the 415 or 105, I dunno, one of the main highways. We're in the HOV lane and we're doing like 85.
And periodically he's... falling asleep at the wheel. Just completely out. His head rolls and nods down. And then when the car drifts, he wakes with a start and corrects.
And I'm like: Dude, you were completely asleep!
And he's like, Nah, i was just resting my eyes for a few seconds.
Anyway, I guess when you have narcolepsy you just "learn to live with it" and you just act like repeatedly falling asleep while driving at 85 mph on the highway is NBD.
He was driving me from his house to LAX. We're on like the 415 or 105, I dunno, one of the main highways. We're in the HOV lane and we're doing like 85.
And periodically he's... falling asleep at the wheel. Just completely out. His head rolls and nods down. And then when the car drifts, he wakes with a start and corrects.
And I'm like: Dude, you were completely asleep!
And he's like, Nah, i was just resting my eyes for a few seconds.
Anyway, I guess when you have narcolepsy you just "learn to live with it" and you just act like repeatedly falling asleep while driving at 85 mph on the highway is NBD.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:23 PM (0G13K)
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I wonder what the inflation rate is in the health care sector.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:23 PM (cTCuP)
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>>Honestly since this shit started I have been surprisingly healthy. No one day of illness.
As I've said previously, I work in construction, I worked continuously in all of the heavily affected states, NY, NJ, CT, PA.
Not a single construction site ever shut down, not a single construction site has been impacted by COVID, in the entire fucking country.
If there were a super deadly virus that was super deadly to the general population, every construction site in this country would have shut down.
Didn't happen.
You also never lost your ability to have illegal aliens serve you food through a window.
This has been a scam at every level of analysis.
The virus is real, everything else is bullshit.
>>Honestly since this shit started I have been surprisingly healthy. No one day of illness.
As I've said previously, I work in construction, I worked continuously in all of the heavily affected states, NY, NJ, CT, PA.
Not a single construction site ever shut down, not a single construction site has been impacted by COVID, in the entire fucking country.
If there were a super deadly virus that was super deadly to the general population, every construction site in this country would have shut down.
Didn't happen.
You also never lost your ability to have illegal aliens serve you food through a window.
This has been a scam at every level of analysis.
The virus is real, everything else is bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 23, 2021 05:23 PM (v+ImO)
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Neither do I. Sounds like a perfect match.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (cENgf)
*adds ellipses to list of possible backup guys if Mr. Jordan61 ever leaves me*
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (cENgf)
*adds ellipses to list of possible backup guys if Mr. Jordan61 ever leaves me*
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (Ez6QX)
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btw, consider today your Day Of Airing Grievances.
Because tomorrow is Christmas Eve, and I don't want any acrimony here, dammit.
btw, consider today your Day Of Airing Grievances.
Because tomorrow is Christmas Eve, and I don't want any acrimony here, dammit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (wRjfx)
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Why is any of this difficult?
If you're sick, maybe consider staying home, regardless of whether it's THE DREAD RONA or just a cold.
Why are people running around scrambling for covid tests?
With every passing day I am more and more baffled about the mechanics of the entire thing. It's a swirling morass of impenetrable stupidity that I can't fucking deal with.
If you're sick, maybe consider staying home, regardless of whether it's THE DREAD RONA or just a cold.
Why are people running around scrambling for covid tests?
With every passing day I am more and more baffled about the mechanics of the entire thing. It's a swirling morass of impenetrable stupidity that I can't fucking deal with.
Posted by: ballistic at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (oXNqT)
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Has anyone here been hospitalized for an extended period of time due to C complications?
I mean, besides me.
I mean, besides me.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (QYPq3)
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Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:20 PM (cTCuP)
I think he was being hyperbolic to take shots at the administration. But if the government is going to piss away money on testing, the best way is to make them freely available...preferably via the mail.
My wife's company just sent us two PCR tests and a bunch of the rapid tests.
I'll be experimenting with Sous Vide and Covid tests!
I think he was being hyperbolic to take shots at the administration. But if the government is going to piss away money on testing, the best way is to make them freely available...preferably via the mail.
My wife's company just sent us two PCR tests and a bunch of the rapid tests.
I'll be experimenting with Sous Vide and Covid tests!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (Q9lwr)
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Um, you people do know that the cheek swab test is so they can put your DNA in the database for identifying you for the camps don't you?
Yeah, not going to be doing that test thanks.
Yeah, not going to be doing that test thanks.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (JOjKl)
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Contact tracing only works for STD's and in limited outbreak settings (cruise ships, schoolrooms). And even then with only limited success.
Has no place in controlling a prevalent respiratory virus in a large community.
Has no place in controlling a prevalent respiratory virus in a large community.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (m45I2)
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I've lost multiple friends and family members to COVID. Some vaxxed, some not. The only common thread were comorbidities, most of them respiratory. It's not surprising to anyone who has actually read how the virus attacks your body and who the most vulnerable populations are.
That public health officials and Brandon have said Vax everybody or else is one of the most grotesque failures of the public health system in history.
That public health officials and Brandon have said Vax everybody or else is one of the most grotesque failures of the public health system in history.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (dIpnE)
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>>>My 100 year old great aunt who couldn't see anyone on her birthday, and died from it four months later might have mixed feelings on the matter, too. The 598 pother people that balance them statistically are probably less impressed, though.
this means that people shouldn't test themselves....?
You seem to have this paradigm in mind that either I accept that this is All a Hoax or else I'm entirely responsible for, and supportive of, the great overreaction of the Deep State, which I've repeatedly said I'm not.
So the only two possible choices here are "All a Hoax" or "Lockdowns Forever"?
this means that people shouldn't test themselves....?
You seem to have this paradigm in mind that either I accept that this is All a Hoax or else I'm entirely responsible for, and supportive of, the great overreaction of the Deep State, which I've repeatedly said I'm not.
So the only two possible choices here are "All a Hoax" or "Lockdowns Forever"?
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (0G13K)
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what's 10 in digital? Like 3? Because...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (KZzsI)
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286 Contact tracing only works for STD's and in limited outbreak settings (cruise ships, schoolrooms). And even then with only limited success.
Has no place in controlling a prevalent respiratory virus in a large community.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (m45I2)
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"But we want to control the populace and we want to do it now!"
Has no place in controlling a prevalent respiratory virus in a large community.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (m45I2)
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"But we want to control the populace and we want to do it now!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (LvTSG)
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Anyway, I guess when you have narcolepsy you just "learn to live with it" and you just act like repeatedly falling asleep while driving at 85 mph on the highway is NBD.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:23 PM (0G13K)
The 405, but yeah, no good to fall asleep on that.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:23 PM (0G13K)
The 405, but yeah, no good to fall asleep on that.
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (5iUNf)
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What is a carnita?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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a type of pork product.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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a type of pork product.
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (0G13K)
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Has anyone here been hospitalized for an extended period of time due to C complications?
I mean, besides me.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (QYPq3)
I haven't. But co-worker's husband was, back in August. And my 29 year old cousin died after being in the hospital for a couple of months (he was whatever is a level higher than morbidly obese).
I mean, besides me.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (QYPq3)
I haven't. But co-worker's husband was, back in August. And my 29 year old cousin died after being in the hospital for a couple of months (he was whatever is a level higher than morbidly obese).
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (Ez6QX)
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Deploying more tests to test for a respiratory virus in aa non-clinical setting (community based) is like having more people get in an elevator to determine if someone farted, in hopes of putting the smell back where it came from.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:27 PM (V13WU)
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My whole adult life I have been treating patients and getting a ton of subclinical infections, and that even continued the last 2 + years I have been on Active Duty at a desk ( still seeing patients ). Don't know if that is why I never was effected, but there is that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:27 PM (Irn0L)
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One thing about testing that might make it useful, ascertaining when you got infected. It's actually very risky to get vaccinated too soon after already being infected. The peer (yes PEER reviewed) studies I read suggested waiting SIX months after infection to vaccinate safely, or the amount of excess antibodies could cause inflammatory disorders.
Anyone who says otherwise wants you dead.
Anyone who says otherwise wants you dead.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 05:27 PM (EU4kF)
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286 Contact tracing only works for STD's and in limited outbreak settings (cruise ships, schoolrooms). And even then with only limited success.
Has no place in controlling a prevalent respiratory virus in a large community.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (m45I2)
Ok, but what if we tell everyone to stay home for two weeks?
Has no place in controlling a prevalent respiratory virus in a large community.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (m45I2)
Ok, but what if we tell everyone to stay home for two weeks?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 05:27 PM (z5Vrg)
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So the only two possible choices here are "All a Hoax" or "Lockdowns Forever"?
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Ahh, the Tyrany of the Polemic.
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Ahh, the Tyrany of the Polemic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:27 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: AOS Standard Answer Squad at December 23, 2021 05:27 PM (Tnijr)
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http://sadsack.org/SSyanktop3.htm
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:27 PM (DnWKq)
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405, 415, whatever gets the job done
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (0G13K)
*smirks* Heh.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (0G13K)
*smirks* Heh.
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 05:27 PM (5iUNf)
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Mailing half a billion tests (that don't even exist right now) with false positive rates that have been through the roof to people like me who did not ask for them and have no intention of using them. At taxpayer expense. That sounds pretty hare-brained to me.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021
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I thought Turnip Brain's idea was to allow people to order them through this website they're going to set up, not send out the tests willy-nilly. Of course, by early next year the plan may have morphed into that.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021
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I thought Turnip Brain's idea was to allow people to order them through this website they're going to set up, not send out the tests willy-nilly. Of course, by early next year the plan may have morphed into that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 23, 2021 05:27 PM (c6xtn)
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Tyranny is spelled with two n's. Just like nipples.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:28 PM (uia9V)
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What is a carnita?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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Braised pork. Kind of like Mexican pulled pork.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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Braised pork. Kind of like Mexican pulled pork.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:28 PM (DnWKq)
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Early treatment worked. It was just never done here. Because there wasn't enough money in it for Big Pharma, and not enough control for Big Government.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM
It has not been done anywhere outside of India. Not in any of the G8 Western nations. Not Israel. Still isn't being done. Even after India's success with it the past year+. And any videos or interviews talking about treatments are banned by social media apps. Easy to figure out why that is...
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM
It has not been done anywhere outside of India. Not in any of the G8 Western nations. Not Israel. Still isn't being done. Even after India's success with it the past year+. And any videos or interviews talking about treatments are banned by social media apps. Easy to figure out why that is...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 05:28 PM (Do5/p)
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Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (m45I2)
Even as a binary...go see grandma...don't go see grandma?
Even as a binary...go see grandma...don't go see grandma?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:28 PM (Q9lwr)
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Here's a weird thought to ponder:
The world was a far better place to live in when Michael Jackson was alive and fake-married to Elvis' daughter.
Here's a weird thought to ponder:
The world was a far better place to live in when Michael Jackson was alive and fake-married to Elvis' daughter.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:28 PM (wRjfx)
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From pork products to boobs in no time at all.
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:28 PM (v0R5T)
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I mean, sure, that's not a huge risk, but if I told you there's a 1 in 100,000 chance you would die in your sleep tonight.... that would worry you.
Human life expectancy = 120 year, being Biblically generous
3 x 365 ~ 1000
So I have a 1 in 40 000 chance of dying on any particular day, so if you tell me it's only 1:100 000, I'd sleep pretty soundly.
Human life expectancy = 120 year, being Biblically generous
3 x 365 ~ 1000
So I have a 1 in 40 000 chance of dying on any particular day, so if you tell me it's only 1:100 000, I'd sleep pretty soundly.
Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 05:28 PM (kOpft)
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306 What is a carnita?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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Braised pork. Kind of like Mexican pulled pork.
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So BBQ right?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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Braised pork. Kind of like Mexican pulled pork.
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So BBQ right?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (uia9V)
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What I am pissed about now is my daughter is due in 3-4 weeks and we have just been told we are verboten in the Hospital. I am not sure they will let her husband in?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (Irn0L)
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When I had COVID the quick test said negative. Ditto for several others I went with. The PCR tests all came back positive. Those kit tests are garbage and are known to have a high miss rate.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (dIpnE)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (UHVv4)
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So what kind of test can you take to find out if you have had Covid at some point, and are those tests out of stock everywhere?
There's a blood test that will check for antibodies. Has to be done through a lab.
There's a blood test that will check for antibodies. Has to be done through a lab.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (SchxB)
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btw semi-serious question, though it is a gotcha question:
Peeps i know are stocked up on HCQ and ivermectin. They know the suggested protocols for the treatments.
Okay.
So... how would they know to begin treatment without a test?
if you're trying to do everything the opposite of what The Regime tells you to do, how do you know when to do the treatment they tell you not to do without a test?
Peeps i know are stocked up on HCQ and ivermectin. They know the suggested protocols for the treatments.
Okay.
So... how would they know to begin treatment without a test?
if you're trying to do everything the opposite of what The Regime tells you to do, how do you know when to do the treatment they tell you not to do without a test?
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (0G13K)
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Honestly since this shit started I have been surprisingly healthy. No one day of illness.
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I was fine for two years until a vaxxed person gave it to me. Pandemic of the unvaccinated my shiny ass.
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I was fine for two years until a vaxxed person gave it to me. Pandemic of the unvaccinated my shiny ass.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (EU4kF)
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When I had COVID the quick test said negative. Ditto for several others I went with. The PCR tests all came back positive. Those kit tests are garbage and are known to have a high miss rate.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (dIpnE)
You weren't supposed to piss on it.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (dIpnE)
You weren't supposed to piss on it.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (cENgf)
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (V13WU)
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When I had COVID the quick test said negative. Ditto for several others I went with. The PCR tests all came back positive. Those kit tests are garbage and are known to have a high miss rate.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (dIpnE)
Same thing with husband last year.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (dIpnE)
Same thing with husband last year.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (Ez6QX)
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They can shove the tests up their asses.
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No, that's Red China.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (UHVv4)
And maybe in Times Square New Years eve?
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No, that's Red China.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (UHVv4)
And maybe in Times Square New Years eve?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (Irn0L)
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What is a carnita?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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Braised pork. Kind of like Mexican pulled pork.
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So BBQ right?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (uia9V)
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Not really, no. Served with a whole variety of stuff - black beans, sour cream, tortillas, etc.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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Braised pork. Kind of like Mexican pulled pork.
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So BBQ right?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (uia9V)
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Not really, no. Served with a whole variety of stuff - black beans, sour cream, tortillas, etc.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (DnWKq)
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Mailing half a billion tests (that don't even exist right now) with false positive rates that have been through the roof to people like me who did not ask for them and have no intention of using them. At taxpayer expense. That sounds pretty hare-brained to me.
How do we keep inflation going if we don't keep pushing dollars out into the economy, though?
How do we keep inflation going if we don't keep pushing dollars out into the economy, though?
Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (kOpft)
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So... how would they know to begin treatment without a test?
if you're trying to do everything the opposite of what The Regime tells you to do, how do you know when to do the treatment they tell you not to do without a test?
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (0G13K)
If you don't have any symptoms, you probably don't need a treatment regimen.
If you have symptoms, what's the test for?
So... how would they know to begin treatment without a test?
if you're trying to do everything the opposite of what The Regime tells you to do, how do you know when to do the treatment they tell you not to do without a test?
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (0G13K)
If you don't have any symptoms, you probably don't need a treatment regimen.
If you have symptoms, what's the test for?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (z5Vrg)
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I thought Turnip Brain's idea was to allow people to order them through this website they're going to set up,
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LOL, I wonder if it'll work as well as Barky's O-Care website did.
Remember that huge, multi-billion-dollar debacle?
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LOL, I wonder if it'll work as well as Barky's O-Care website did.
Remember that huge, multi-billion-dollar debacle?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (k4dH2)
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my tinfoil hat on the tests, besides the graft, is so they can declare victory in the spring during an election year when the seasonality of the virus has dipped.
the biggest thing that has always bothered me is the lack of attention by the public to a 99.7% survival rate virus with the avg death age above the avg death age of the general population.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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I have submitted your name and address for an FIB no-knock 2:00 am talking to.
the biggest thing that has always bothered me is the lack of attention by the public to a 99.7% survival rate virus with the avg death age above the avg death age of the general population.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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I have submitted your name and address for an FIB no-knock 2:00 am talking to.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (iDcra)
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As it got worse, he got the covid hallucination/brain fog that i didn't even know was a symptom until he got it. That caused him to exercise poor judgment as far as seeking treatment.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (0G13K)
Oxygen deprivation. We went through it with my father in law a few years ago with COPD. The mother in law didn't like having the oxygen concentrator running, so she would unplug it for days at a time. It would only get plugged back in and turned on when we would go visit, and then would refuse to go to the doctor for treatment until he needed to go to the ER. Lack of oxygen does many things to the brain.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (0G13K)
Oxygen deprivation. We went through it with my father in law a few years ago with COPD. The mother in law didn't like having the oxygen concentrator running, so she would unplug it for days at a time. It would only get plugged back in and turned on when we would go visit, and then would refuse to go to the doctor for treatment until he needed to go to the ER. Lack of oxygen does many things to the brain.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (I8FKK)
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mikeski: "The vax only gives you antibodies against one; the 'spike' protein."
Yep, that's key.
How many epitopes are available? In natural immune response, your macrophages break the entire virus down and tear it apart creating numerous potential sites for Ab binding. It's a whole cascade of cells and enzymes attacking in a wholistic manner. Some Abs will be great, others not, but a library will be made and stored and some of them will be flexible enough, potentially, to work on mutations from minor to major.
The point is that human immune response will ALWAYS be superior to that which can be made in a lab. It is unbelievably complex and sophisticated what evolution has provided. And this current regime, while noble in theory, simply cannot match that which a natural immune response can do. Omicron might well be the best inoculant we could have hoped for in a line of viral evolution which Fauci et al. foisted upon us artificially.
Yep, that's key.
How many epitopes are available? In natural immune response, your macrophages break the entire virus down and tear it apart creating numerous potential sites for Ab binding. It's a whole cascade of cells and enzymes attacking in a wholistic manner. Some Abs will be great, others not, but a library will be made and stored and some of them will be flexible enough, potentially, to work on mutations from minor to major.
The point is that human immune response will ALWAYS be superior to that which can be made in a lab. It is unbelievably complex and sophisticated what evolution has provided. And this current regime, while noble in theory, simply cannot match that which a natural immune response can do. Omicron might well be the best inoculant we could have hoped for in a line of viral evolution which Fauci et al. foisted upon us artificially.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (aXxgO)
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I did a quick Covid test:
No cough... check.
No headache... check.
*feels forehead* no fever... check.
Good to go!
No cough... check.
No headache... check.
*feels forehead* no fever... check.
Good to go!
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
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I'll be experimenting with Sous Vide and Covid tests!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (Q9lwr)
If you're gonna sous vide that shit be careful. I hear the plastic bags are poison. As if you didn't have enough to worry about.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 05:24 PM (Q9lwr)
If you're gonna sous vide that shit be careful. I hear the plastic bags are poison. As if you didn't have enough to worry about.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (cTCuP)
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what for ? his job is to pace nervously and smoke
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (V13WU)
He does not smoke, but he does cook a mean lobster LOL
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:30 PM (V13WU)
He does not smoke, but he does cook a mean lobster LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (Irn0L)
333
this "covid is fake" thing is really annoying.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (0G13K)
I don't think covid is fake at all. It angers me that we've lost a lot of people to covid. It angers me that theraputics that seem to work get buried and proponents silenced. It angers me that the preventive measures of any kind are shut down. It angers me that the only treatment is "come to the hospital when your lips turn blue and we'll hook you up to a ventilator." It angers me that many people have died on ventilators (my hubby's good friend), which is still in use despite doctors saying it makes people worse. It REALLY angers me that tests are offered as some sort of proactive measure that's going to save everyone.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 04:52 PM (0G13K)
I don't think covid is fake at all. It angers me that we've lost a lot of people to covid. It angers me that theraputics that seem to work get buried and proponents silenced. It angers me that the preventive measures of any kind are shut down. It angers me that the only treatment is "come to the hospital when your lips turn blue and we'll hook you up to a ventilator." It angers me that many people have died on ventilators (my hubby's good friend), which is still in use despite doctors saying it makes people worse. It REALLY angers me that tests are offered as some sort of proactive measure that's going to save everyone.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (nWxPx)
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Lack of oxygen does many things to the brain.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (I8FKK)
Hasn't hurt me any.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (I8FKK)
Hasn't hurt me any.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, still sharp as a tack at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (PiwSw)
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At the beginning of December, Jen Psaki sneered at the idea of just sending Americans rapid testing kits so that they'd easily know if they had covid.
Whats the purpose if there is no at home treatment??
Whats the purpose if there is no at home treatment??
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:33 PM (yrol0)
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323 What is a carnita?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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Braised pork. Kind of like Mexican pulled pork.
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So BBQ right?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (uia9V)
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Not really, no. Served with a whole variety of stuff - black beans, sour cream, tortillas, etc.
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Sounds good. Do Mexicans do cole slaw?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:22 PM (uia9V)
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Braised pork. Kind of like Mexican pulled pork.
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So BBQ right?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:29 PM (uia9V)
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Not really, no. Served with a whole variety of stuff - black beans, sour cream, tortillas, etc.
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Sounds good. Do Mexicans do cole slaw?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:33 PM (uia9V)
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So... how would they know to begin treatment without a test?
if you're trying to do everything the opposite of what The Regime tells you to do, how do you know when to do the treatment they tell you not to do without a test?
Posted by: ace
1. Nobody knows your body better than you.
2. Common sense.
3. Thermometer
If you feel iffy, take your Temperature.
So... how would they know to begin treatment without a test?
if you're trying to do everything the opposite of what The Regime tells you to do, how do you know when to do the treatment they tell you not to do without a test?
Posted by: ace
1. Nobody knows your body better than you.
2. Common sense.
3. Thermometer
If you feel iffy, take your Temperature.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:33 PM (wRjfx)
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>>>I haven't. But co-worker's husband was, back in August. And my 29 year old cousin died after being in the hospital for a couple of months (he was whatever is a level higher than morbidly obese).
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Yes, every daily report on my notes indicated "obese", however I did find one note from an intensivist that said, "BMI likely due to dense body habitus and increased muscle mass" which I took as the medical way of saying, "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Yes, every daily report on my notes indicated "obese", however I did find one note from an intensivist that said, "BMI likely due to dense body habitus and increased muscle mass" which I took as the medical way of saying, "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!"
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 05:33 PM (QYPq3)
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>>>Oxygen deprivation. We went through it with my father in law a few years ago with COPD. The mother in law didn't like having the oxygen concentrator running, so she would unplug it for days at a time.
is it that simple? at the end, just a couple of days before his heart stopped, he had weird paranoid hallucinations, like spreadsheets he had programmed 20 years ago were pursuing him. And he had no mental issues at all, ever.
is it that simple? at the end, just a couple of days before his heart stopped, he had weird paranoid hallucinations, like spreadsheets he had programmed 20 years ago were pursuing him. And he had no mental issues at all, ever.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (0G13K)
340
I did a quick Covid test:
No cough... check.
No headache... check.
*feels forehead* no fever... check.
Good to go!
But no symptoms is one of the symptoms!
No cough... check.
No headache... check.
*feels forehead* no fever... check.
Good to go!
But no symptoms is one of the symptoms!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (SchxB)
341
It's obvious Covid is big business, lots of people making coin on it.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (2JoB8)
342
You get a free test, and you get a free test, and everyone... look under your seats! You all get a free test! You're all winners!
You get a free test, and you get a free test, and everyone... look under your seats! You all get a free test! You're all winners!
Posted by: Oprah O'Biden at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (dQvv7)
343
Here's a weird thought to ponder:
The world was a far better place to live in when Michael Jackson was alive and fake-married to Elvis' daughter.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021
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True. But it was even better when there was no EPA, no gigantic explosion of FedGov. Say, around 1958-1970?
The world was a far better place to live in when Michael Jackson was alive and fake-married to Elvis' daughter.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021
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True. But it was even better when there was no EPA, no gigantic explosion of FedGov. Say, around 1958-1970?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (c6xtn)
344
When I had COVID the quick test said negative. Ditto for several others I went with. The PCR tests all came back positive. Those kit tests are garbage and are known to have a high miss rate.
The PCR test is garbage, even the person who invented the technology says they are being used far outside of their useful range. They are not allowed to be used for diagnostic purposes in Europe because of successful lawsuits against them.
The PCR test is garbage, even the person who invented the technology says they are being used far outside of their useful range. They are not allowed to be used for diagnostic purposes in Europe because of successful lawsuits against them.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (JOjKl)
345
But since there is officially no outpatient treatment for COVID, the test is of little value diagnostically or in terms of treatment because you're not going to get treated until you've almost expired.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (DU+/6)
Unless you have leukemia, cancer, AIDS, heart disease, etc - then you will get an immediate treatment, so the tests do matter for some people...that said, I don't have any in my house b/c there aren't any to get, and I'll be damned if I pay black market prices for something in my house that my insurance will pay for if I go in as an urgent care visit...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 05:01 PM (DU+/6)
Unless you have leukemia, cancer, AIDS, heart disease, etc - then you will get an immediate treatment, so the tests do matter for some people...that said, I don't have any in my house b/c there aren't any to get, and I'll be damned if I pay black market prices for something in my house that my insurance will pay for if I go in as an urgent care visit...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (exHjb)
346
I can officially do whatever I want including sticking my dick in covid"
Posted by: ace
*******
Oh yeah, Baby! I got yer spike protein right here!!!
Posted by: ace
*******
Oh yeah, Baby! I got yer spike protein right here!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (m45I2)
347
The point is that human immune response will ALWAYS be superior to that which can be made in a lab. It is unbelievably complex and sophisticated what evolution has provided. And this current regime, while noble in theory, simply cannot match that which a natural immune response can do. Omicron might well be the best inoculant we could have hoped for in a line of viral evolution which Fauci et al. foisted upon us artificially.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (aXxgO)
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The latest OHSU scare porn urged people to get vaccinated because natural immunity isn't as good. (paraphrase)
This is a teaching hospital.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (aXxgO)
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The latest OHSU scare porn urged people to get vaccinated because natural immunity isn't as good. (paraphrase)
This is a teaching hospital.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (DnWKq)
348
Indeed, I think I just thought of great suggestion:
Take your Temperature when you're feeling perfectly fine for a Baseline reference.
Then, if you think you're feeling ill, take your temp again and compare to your Baseline temp.
Indeed, I think I just thought of great suggestion:
Take your Temperature when you're feeling perfectly fine for a Baseline reference.
Then, if you think you're feeling ill, take your temp again and compare to your Baseline temp.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (wRjfx)
349
I took one of those rapid tests. Results said I was pregnant.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eA1RV)
350
soothsayer,
my body can tell me if I have covid as opposed to forty other upper respiratory viruses? It just knows?
In 2020. during the early phase of covid, I had two really bad upper respiratory viruses that both lasted for two weeks. Neither time was it covid.
my body can tell me if I have covid as opposed to forty other upper respiratory viruses? It just knows?
In 2020. during the early phase of covid, I had two really bad upper respiratory viruses that both lasted for two weeks. Neither time was it covid.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (0G13K)
351
Sounds good. Do Mexicans do cole slaw?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:33 PM (uia9V)
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I wouldn't doubt it.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:33 PM (uia9V)
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I wouldn't doubt it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (DnWKq)
352
341 It's obvious Covid is big business, lots of people making coin on it.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (2JoB
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Yes. Whatever the response has been, it hasn't been a real "public health" response. Treatments have been virtually ignored, while the authorities try to push vaccines on children.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (2JoB
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Yes. Whatever the response has been, it hasn't been a real "public health" response. Treatments have been virtually ignored, while the authorities try to push vaccines on children.
Posted by: Revenant at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (cOGHc)
353
I remember Muldoon suffered something like severe asymptomatic covid for two weeks...
*****
Let's just stop and think about this sentence for a sec...
...and remember where we are.
*****
Let's just stop and think about this sentence for a sec...
...and remember where we are.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (m45I2)
354
"So... how would they know to begin treatment without a test? "
They also tested me for the flu when I went to get tested for COVID. I had no idea they even tested for that.
But most people who have the "flu" simply go, get a Z Pak or whatever, and drive on.
I suppose the PCR test for COVID has some use, but for most people the treatment doesn't change. For example with COVID they gave me the Z Pak and said if your respiratory symptoms don't improve and your fever doesn't break, give us a call and we'll send you for monoclonal. In that scenario I'm not sure what the test did for me.
They also tested me for the flu when I went to get tested for COVID. I had no idea they even tested for that.
But most people who have the "flu" simply go, get a Z Pak or whatever, and drive on.
I suppose the PCR test for COVID has some use, but for most people the treatment doesn't change. For example with COVID they gave me the Z Pak and said if your respiratory symptoms don't improve and your fever doesn't break, give us a call and we'll send you for monoclonal. In that scenario I'm not sure what the test did for me.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (dIpnE)
355
I was fine for two years until a vaxxed person gave it to me. Pandemic of the unvaccinated my shiny ass.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
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Yeah. The wife and I told her relatives we were unjabbed when invited for Thanksgiving. I was king of hoping they say don't bother coming but... So that was the only time I was concerned with getting the CCP flu during this 2 year mess because they were all jabbed and those we/are the biggest vector for getting it.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
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Yeah. The wife and I told her relatives we were unjabbed when invited for Thanksgiving. I was king of hoping they say don't bother coming but... So that was the only time I was concerned with getting the CCP flu during this 2 year mess because they were all jabbed and those we/are the biggest vector for getting it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (iDcra)
356
And he's like, Nah, i was just resting my eyes for a few seconds.
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He was pining for the fjords!
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He was pining for the fjords!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (UHVv4)
357
If you're temp is 99.5 and "normal" for you is usually 98.8, that warrants further investigation, perhaps a test. Perhaps begin your horse paste regimen.
If you're temp is 99.5 and "normal" for you is usually 98.8, that warrants further investigation, perhaps a test. Perhaps begin your horse paste regimen.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (wRjfx)
358
Report: Fairfax County Police Seize Electronics, Hard Drives of CNN Producer Rick Saleeby After Texts Show Solicitation of Underage Photos
Can we all agree these people need to meet G D.
Today?
Can we all agree these people need to meet G D.
Today?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:37 PM (yrol0)
359
I took one of those rapid tests. Results said I was pregnant.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eA1RV)
Congratulations! Who's the father?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eA1RV)
Congratulations! Who's the father?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:37 PM (Ez6QX)
360
I have a friend who got it and had to be admitted and undergo monoclonal treatment, he warned me I could wind up hospitalized, but he was morbidly obese, so for me it was just like a cold and I stayed at home till it passed. He was genuinely surprised I took it so easily. (I credit keto in part for supercharging my immune system)
Thats one thing I do believe about this virus, that it does seem to attack the extreme obese. Almost as if by design
Thats one thing I do believe about this virus, that it does seem to attack the extreme obese. Almost as if by design
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 23, 2021 05:37 PM (EU4kF)
361
"The PCR test is garbage"
Well I had COVID as did several others I went with. So it worked as intended.
Well I had COVID as did several others I went with. So it worked as intended.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:37 PM (dIpnE)
362
I took one of those rapid tests. Results said I was pregnant.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eA1RV)
Are you showing?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eA1RV)
Are you showing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:38 PM (Irn0L)
363
350 soothsayer,
my body can tell me if I have covid as opposed to forty other upper respiratory viruses? It just knows?
In 2020. during the early phase of covid, I had two really bad upper respiratory viruses that both lasted for two weeks. Neither time was it covid.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (0G13K)
The test doesn't really distinguish between them either. You'd need lab work.
my body can tell me if I have covid as opposed to forty other upper respiratory viruses? It just knows?
In 2020. during the early phase of covid, I had two really bad upper respiratory viruses that both lasted for two weeks. Neither time was it covid.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (0G13K)
The test doesn't really distinguish between them either. You'd need lab work.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 05:38 PM (z5Vrg)
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In 2020. during the early phase of covid, I had two really bad upper respiratory viruses that both lasted for two weeks. Neither time was it covid.
Posted by: ace
Did you initially assume you had teh covids, both times?
What did you take for these infections?
In 2020. during the early phase of covid, I had two really bad upper respiratory viruses that both lasted for two weeks. Neither time was it covid.
Posted by: ace
Did you initially assume you had teh covids, both times?
What did you take for these infections?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 23, 2021 05:38 PM (wRjfx)
365
Anyway, I guess when you have narcolepsy you just "learn to live with it" and you just act like repeatedly falling asleep while driving at 85 mph on the highway is NBD.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:23 PM (0G13K)
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not yelling and screaming, like his passengers"
-- Jack Handey
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:23 PM (0G13K)
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not yelling and screaming, like his passengers"
-- Jack Handey
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 05:39 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 23, 2021 05:39 PM (PiwSw)
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Congratulations! Who's the father?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:37 PM (Ez6QX)
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It was a false positive. Turns out I just ate too much cheese.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:37 PM (Ez6QX)
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It was a false positive. Turns out I just ate too much cheese.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:39 PM (eA1RV)
368
And he had no mental issues at all, ever.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (0G13K)
Maybe a lack of oxygen to the brain. My mother died of pancreatic cancer, but she was also severely anemic, so the combination of drugs and lack of movement coupled with her anemia just before she died made her hallucinate - calling out to people long dead or not even there.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:34 PM (0G13K)
Maybe a lack of oxygen to the brain. My mother died of pancreatic cancer, but she was also severely anemic, so the combination of drugs and lack of movement coupled with her anemia just before she died made her hallucinate - calling out to people long dead or not even there.
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 05:39 PM (5iUNf)
369
The mother in law didn't like having the oxygen concentrator running, so she would unplug it for days at a time.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (I8FKK)
Are you serious? Granted, the constant huffing and chuffing is annoying to some. I lived with one for over a year. But it's life-saving for the COPD sufferer. Someone should have charged that witch with elder abuse.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 23, 2021 05:31 PM (I8FKK)
Are you serious? Granted, the constant huffing and chuffing is annoying to some. I lived with one for over a year. But it's life-saving for the COPD sufferer. Someone should have charged that witch with elder abuse.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:39 PM (cTCuP)
370
I took one of those quick tests and they said I was kinda slow.
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:39 PM (v0R5T)
371
I got a little suspicious when the guy said pull down your pants and cough, we're gonna do a quick test.
I was like, what kinda tear we talking about here, Tonto.
I was like, what kinda tear we talking about here, Tonto.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 05:40 PM (dIpnE)
372
262 I've been predicting for a while that Biden would resign in late Jan/Early Feb for health reasons.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM
Patience. Biden will resign when we tell him to resign.
Posted by: WEF elites at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (Do5/p)
Biden won't resign, it doesn't do anything to help the Dems.
Now Biden donking off next September/early October will help the Dems during mid terms as people will then want to help a grieving nation type of thing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM
Patience. Biden will resign when we tell him to resign.
Posted by: WEF elites at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (Do5/p)
Biden won't resign, it doesn't do anything to help the Dems.
Now Biden donking off next September/early October will help the Dems during mid terms as people will then want to help a grieving nation type of thing.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 23, 2021 05:40 PM (I8FKK)
373
I remember Muldoon suffered something like severe asymptomatic covid for two weeks...
*****
Let's just stop and think about this sentence for a sec...
...and remember where we are.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (m45I2)
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I plager...errr...borrowed liberally from that post and shared with some lefty people I know. Not a single one got it.
*****
Let's just stop and think about this sentence for a sec...
...and remember where we are.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:36 PM (m45I2)
***
I plager...errr...borrowed liberally from that post and shared with some lefty people I know. Not a single one got it.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:41 PM (axyOa)
374
I took one of those rapid tests. Results said I was pregnant.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eA1RV)
You know that you are free to make a choice.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eA1RV)
You know that you are free to make a choice.
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 23, 2021 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
375
So the only two possible choices here are "All a Hoax" or "Lockdowns Forever"?
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (0G13K)
You made a comment after the one I was responding to roughly saying it's real but wildly overblown. I'd agree with that.
I just meant beating the odds (badly) to know someone that died tends to warp one's perspective on it. I have a friend who lost a 60 year old aunt (who was as it turned out a prime comorbidity target) before the shutdowns got underway. That colored his view for a while, but he's very analytical and by the summer months he was pushing studies to me on how overblown it was.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:25 PM (0G13K)
You made a comment after the one I was responding to roughly saying it's real but wildly overblown. I'd agree with that.
I just meant beating the odds (badly) to know someone that died tends to warp one's perspective on it. I have a friend who lost a 60 year old aunt (who was as it turned out a prime comorbidity target) before the shutdowns got underway. That colored his view for a while, but he's very analytical and by the summer months he was pushing studies to me on how overblown it was.
Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 05:41 PM (kOpft)
376
What is a carnita?
Posted by: Puddin Head
.......
a type of pork product.
Posted by: wth
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If by 'pork' you mean 'weasel'.
Posted by: Puddin Head
.......
a type of pork product.
Posted by: wth
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If by 'pork' you mean 'weasel'.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 05:41 PM (UHVv4)
377
I did a quick Covid test:
No cough... check.
No headache... check.
*feels forehead* no fever... check.
Good to go!
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
So, you're aggressively asymptomatic. Why do you hate grandmom so much?
No cough... check.
No headache... check.
*feels forehead* no fever... check.
Good to go!
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
So, you're aggressively asymptomatic. Why do you hate grandmom so much?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 05:41 PM (IJES/)
378
I remember Muldoon suffered something like severe asymptomatic covid for two weeks...
Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz
Let's just stop and think about this sentence for a sec...
...and remember where we are.
Posted by: Muldoon
No way. I read that post of yours. Those sounded like the most horrible symptoms you never had. I wouldn't wish that on my worst imaginary enemy.
Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz
Let's just stop and think about this sentence for a sec...
...and remember where we are.
Posted by: Muldoon
No way. I read that post of yours. Those sounded like the most horrible symptoms you never had. I wouldn't wish that on my worst imaginary enemy.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 05:42 PM (P1f+c)
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Thats one thing I do believe about this virus, that it does seem to attack the extreme obese. Almost as if by design
CCP bio-engineered extreme fat shaming?
CCP bio-engineered extreme fat shaming?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 05:42 PM (SchxB)
380
OVer at Insty:
On the other hand as Ace writes, Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office:
On the other hand as Ace writes, Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office:
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:42 PM (yrol0)
381
He does not smoke, but he does cook a mean lobster LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (Irn0L)
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What does he do with nice lobsters?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (Irn0L)
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What does he do with nice lobsters?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 05:43 PM (CAJOC)
382
>>>Where the ever loving f*ck is Biden gonna find 500,000,000 kits to send out?
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CjFDo)
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I read, when he made that statement hadn't ordered, - you know, called the company and placed an order- the test kits.
Let's Go Brandon!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 23, 2021 04:51 PM (CjFDo)
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I read, when he made that statement hadn't ordered, - you know, called the company and placed an order- the test kits.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 05:43 PM (46KNC)
383
They needed time to invest in the test kit company stock and figure out how kickbacks would work.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:43 PM (5We2S)
384
362 I took one of those rapid tests. Results said I was pregnant.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eA1RV)
Are you showing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:38 PM (Irn0L)
Cramming for the final eh?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 05:35 PM (eA1RV)
Are you showing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:38 PM (Irn0L)
Cramming for the final eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (axyOa)
385
Captain Obvious, a thank-you for the "Ashokan Farewell" rendition in Tami's honor appears near the end of the CNN thread a few posts back.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (cTCuP)
386
I did good on the written covid test.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (K6140)
387
Need some fat for good carnitas, and that's usually lacking.
Pork fat may be tastier than slightly burnt brisket or ribeye fat. Close call.
Pork fat may be tastier than slightly burnt brisket or ribeye fat. Close call.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (YFAIE)
388
Where the ever loving f*ck is Biden gonna find 500,000,000 kits to send out?
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We are ready, rested, and ready !
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We are ready, rested, and ready !
Posted by: Abbot Labs at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (V13WU)
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BMI likely due to dense body habitus and increased muscle mass"
BMI is a rotting mass of fetid Dingo's kidneys. First of all as you scale a human's height up the weight goes as the cube of the height, (twice as tall, twice as thick, twice as wide = 8 times as heavy) BMI goes as the square of the height, not the cube.
Secondly women and men the same height are supposed to weigh the same amount, despite the fact that male skeletons and muscle structure is considerably heavier. BMI is designed to make fat women feel good, and large muscular men feel bad.
It is 100% a woke scale.
BMI is a rotting mass of fetid Dingo's kidneys. First of all as you scale a human's height up the weight goes as the cube of the height, (twice as tall, twice as thick, twice as wide = 8 times as heavy) BMI goes as the square of the height, not the cube.
Secondly women and men the same height are supposed to weigh the same amount, despite the fact that male skeletons and muscle structure is considerably heavier. BMI is designed to make fat women feel good, and large muscular men feel bad.
It is 100% a woke scale.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (JOjKl)
390
If I knew the company that would get the contracts for building the unvaccinated camps, I would invest heavily in them right now.
Also, the companies that implant chips in your arm.
Also, the companies that implant chips in your arm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (5We2S)
391
/off misspelled sock
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 05:45 PM (V13WU)
392
Yes, every daily report on my notes indicated "obese", however I did find one note from an intensivist that said, "BMI likely due to dense body habitus and increased muscle mass" which I took as the medical way of saying, "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!"
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 05:33 PM (QYPq3)
Yeah, that BMI chart is a crock. But in my cousin's case, he WAS obese. He weighed something like 400-500 lbs.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 05:33 PM (QYPq3)
Yeah, that BMI chart is a crock. But in my cousin's case, he WAS obese. He weighed something like 400-500 lbs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:45 PM (Ez6QX)
393
They had a 10 dollar pee on the strip test al lah EPT style and it was handed to FDA in Mar 2020.
Still not approved.
Still not approved.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:45 PM (yrol0)
394
I read, when he made that statement hadn't ordered, - you know, called the company and placed an order- the test kits.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 05:43 PM (46KNC)
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He'll do it once he's finished updated his car's extended warranty.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 05:43 PM (46KNC)
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He'll do it once he's finished updated his car's extended warranty.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 23, 2021 05:45 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (5We2S)
396
My covid test came back alcohol.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
397
Merry Christmas to all. Out of here.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (uia9V)
398
Need some fat for good carnitas, and that's usually lacking.
Pork fat may be tastier than slightly burnt brisket or ribeye fat. Close call.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (YFAIE)
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There was a pretty good fat cap on the pork loin I used.
Pork fat may be tastier than slightly burnt brisket or ribeye fat. Close call.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (YFAIE)
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There was a pretty good fat cap on the pork loin I used.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (DnWKq)
399
Captain Obvious: "The latest OHSU scare porn urged people to get vaccinated because natural immunity isn't as good. (paraphrase)"
So, let me get out my trusty "Hospitals to Avoid" List and do some appending.
So, let me get out my trusty "Hospitals to Avoid" List and do some appending.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (aXxgO)
400
I did good on the written covid test.
Posted by: Jimco Industries
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Got Covid? [ ]
Don't got Covid? [x]
Swearsies? [x]
Posted by: Jimco Industries
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Got Covid? [ ]
Don't got Covid? [x]
Swearsies? [x]
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (v0R5T)
401
I passed my Fauci Flu test today.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (bKdTl)
402
First Omicron in England: Hospital had no WhuFly deaths that week.
First Omicron in Houston (USA): No WhuFly deaths that week.
First Omicron in Houston (USA): No WhuFly deaths that week.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (yrol0)
403
I ain't taking any tests until after I've been admitted to the hospital. Why do it? I never went through tests any of the other dozen times I had the flu.
Last weekend, our grandson was over. He developed a bit of a fever and threw up in the bed in the middle of the night (that's always fun! I think anyone with kids has dealt with that at LEAST once) but then he got over it. So a couple days ago, I started to feel sick and got a fever for about 48 hours. I took aspirin, vitamin D, some zinc. Now it's better. Why do I need to worry myself or anyone else with tests? I don't know what I had, and I don't care.
Last weekend, our grandson was over. He developed a bit of a fever and threw up in the bed in the middle of the night (that's always fun! I think anyone with kids has dealt with that at LEAST once) but then he got over it. So a couple days ago, I started to feel sick and got a fever for about 48 hours. I took aspirin, vitamin D, some zinc. Now it's better. Why do I need to worry myself or anyone else with tests? I don't know what I had, and I don't care.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (trdmm)
404
About 100 Proof.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
405
Good to go!
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
Same as my friend - he didn't want to go get his test - he felt great. But when his son tested positive at Cornell as was their protocol, he decided he'd do it after his wife nagged him - he tested positive. Only about a day or so afterwards did he have any type of symptoms, very mild, even for a cold...but he knew he had something, so it's real, just...not spectacular?
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:32 PM (v0R5T)
Same as my friend - he didn't want to go get his test - he felt great. But when his son tested positive at Cornell as was their protocol, he decided he'd do it after his wife nagged him - he tested positive. Only about a day or so afterwards did he have any type of symptoms, very mild, even for a cold...but he knew he had something, so it's real, just...not spectacular?
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (5iUNf)
406
I've been predicting for a while that Biden would resign in late Jan/Early Feb for health reasons.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM
Patience. Biden will resign when we tell him to resign.
Posted by: WEF elites at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (Do5/p)
I've been saying (and sticking to it) they're going to keep propping Biden up as long as he can be propped up and still make grunting sounds. He's part of the demoralization campaign and it's going swimmingly.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 23, 2021 05:15 PM
Patience. Biden will resign when we tell him to resign.
Posted by: WEF elites at December 23, 2021 05:21 PM (Do5/p)
I've been saying (and sticking to it) they're going to keep propping Biden up as long as he can be propped up and still make grunting sounds. He's part of the demoralization campaign and it's going swimmingly.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (wAnMi)
407
If I knew the company that would get the contracts for building the unvaccinated camps, I would invest heavily in them right now.
General Services Administration missed boat by not going public... just sayin'.
General Services Administration missed boat by not going public... just sayin'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (BFigT)
408
Where the ever loving f*ck is Biden gonna find 500,000,000 kits to send out?
When he gets them, I got 500 quatloos that says at least 20% wind up in landfills next to the breathing machines.
When he gets them, I got 500 quatloos that says at least 20% wind up in landfills next to the breathing machines.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (axyOa)
409
It will be obvious when Sundowner is going to resign in about a year.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (2JoB8)
410
Captain Obvious, a thank-you for the "Ashokan Farewell" rendition in Tami's honor appears near the end of the CNN thread a few posts back.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (cTCuP)
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My pleasure!
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (cTCuP)
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My pleasure!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (DnWKq)
411
395 386 I did good on the written covid test.
Scored in the 99.7th percentile.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (5We2S)
396 My covid test came back alcohol.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Aggie stayed up all night studying for his urine test!
Scored in the 99.7th percentile.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (5We2S)
396 My covid test came back alcohol.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Aggie stayed up all night studying for his urine test!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (yrol0)
412
My covid test came back alcohol.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
That sounds about right.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
That sounds about right.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (Ez6QX)
413
Even as a binary...go see grandma...don't go see grandma?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I wouldn't rely on the results of a COVID rapid antigen test to decide whether to visit grandma or not. But then again, I stay at least six feet away from her tombstone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I wouldn't rely on the results of a COVID rapid antigen test to decide whether to visit grandma or not. But then again, I stay at least six feet away from her tombstone.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (jmIQu)
415
It angers me that theraputics that seem to work get buried and proponents silenced. It angers me that the preventive measures of any kind are shut down
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This shit is still going on.
Horowitz had a good article the other day on the new therapeutics that Pfizer and Moderna are putting out. The Pfizer covid pill is a protease inhibitor. Guess what else is a protease inhibitor, in fact guess what is the most effective, safest protease inhibitor on the market? If you guessed ivermectin, give yourself a gold star.
So now Pfizer is getting FDA approval for their new covid pill, a protease inhibitor that is much less effective and less safe than ivermectin -- the same ivermectin that Fauci and the MSM and various other nitwits have been deriding as a "horse de-wormer" for the past two years.
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This shit is still going on.
Horowitz had a good article the other day on the new therapeutics that Pfizer and Moderna are putting out. The Pfizer covid pill is a protease inhibitor. Guess what else is a protease inhibitor, in fact guess what is the most effective, safest protease inhibitor on the market? If you guessed ivermectin, give yourself a gold star.
So now Pfizer is getting FDA approval for their new covid pill, a protease inhibitor that is much less effective and less safe than ivermectin -- the same ivermectin that Fauci and the MSM and various other nitwits have been deriding as a "horse de-wormer" for the past two years.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (k4dH2)
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BMI is a rotting mass of fetid Dingo's kidneys. First of all as you scale a human's height up the weight goes as the cube of the height, (twice as tall, twice as thick, twice as wide = 8 times as heavy) BMI goes as the square of the height, not the cube.
Secondly women and men the same height are supposed to weigh the same amount, despite the fact that male skeletons and muscle structure is considerably heavier. BMI is designed to make fat women feel good, and large muscular men feel bad.
It is 100% a woke scale.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (JOjKl)
I agree the BMI index is in fact not something to take as a one-size-fits-all approach, BUT in their defense, I do have to agree that I was a bit north of... svelte. I lost 60# by the time I woke up and was still difficult for them to turn.
Secondly women and men the same height are supposed to weigh the same amount, despite the fact that male skeletons and muscle structure is considerably heavier. BMI is designed to make fat women feel good, and large muscular men feel bad.
It is 100% a woke scale.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (JOjKl)
I agree the BMI index is in fact not something to take as a one-size-fits-all approach, BUT in their defense, I do have to agree that I was a bit north of... svelte. I lost 60# by the time I woke up and was still difficult for them to turn.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (QYPq3)
417
When he gets them, I got 500 quatloos that says at least 20% wind up in landfills next to the breathing machines.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (axyOa)
Or used and discarded in the Wally World parking lot by a pajama clad baby mama.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (axyOa)
Or used and discarded in the Wally World parking lot by a pajama clad baby mama.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (R/m4+)
418
>>>I just meant beating the odds (badly) to know someone that died tends to warp one's perspective on it. I have a friend who lost a 60 year old aunt (who was as it turned out a prime comorbidity target) before the shutdowns got underway. That colored his view for a while, but he's very analytical and by the summer months he was pushing studies to me on how overblown it was.
I don't think I have a warped perspective. I think the odds of being killed by a brown recluse spider are very low. However, if you know there are brown recluse spiders in the woods behind your house, you should take reasonable precautions as regards brown recluse spiders.
and even if most brown recluse spider bites will be non-fatal, you probably do not want the bite. the bites are nasty even when non-fatal.
I don't think I have a warped perspective. I think the odds of being killed by a brown recluse spider are very low. However, if you know there are brown recluse spiders in the woods behind your house, you should take reasonable precautions as regards brown recluse spiders.
and even if most brown recluse spider bites will be non-fatal, you probably do not want the bite. the bites are nasty even when non-fatal.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (0G13K)
419
OHSU used to be a pretty prestigious place but now? I dunno. Its probably riddled with wokeism.
I still think by summer, the Democrats will claim victory over the Wuhan Flu and declare Biden's promise FULFILLED!
I still think by summer, the Democrats will claim victory over the Wuhan Flu and declare Biden's promise FULFILLED!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (KZzsI)
420
Also, the companies that implant chips in your arm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (5We2S)
Yeah, you saw that shit also. THAT is were I draw the line
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (5We2S)
Yeah, you saw that shit also. THAT is were I draw the line
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (Irn0L)
421
From the people I've spoken with who contracted covid and are savvy enough to have basic diagnostic equipment, a huge blood pressure spike along with temperature rise are the two main clues.
I'm sure any male over the age of 29 knows how to secure a certain medication that comes in a blue pill that will magically drop blood pressure while simultaneously raising something else.
The blood pressure drops for both men and women, but dosage is weight dependent.
From the people I've spoken with who contracted covid and are savvy enough to have basic diagnostic equipment, a huge blood pressure spike along with temperature rise are the two main clues.
I'm sure any male over the age of 29 knows how to secure a certain medication that comes in a blue pill that will magically drop blood pressure while simultaneously raising something else.
The blood pressure drops for both men and women, but dosage is weight dependent.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (dQvv7)
422
My covid test came back alcohol.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
So, your blood can be used for either antibodies or a Christmas party.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM (Zz0t1)
So, your blood can be used for either antibodies or a Christmas party.
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (5iUNf)
423
Psassy Jen Psaki always has some snarky comeback to keep the American people shamed and informed.
This ain't no fucking comedy club, beeotch!
This ain't no fucking comedy club, beeotch!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (r0ADi)
424
What's the point in testing for COVID?
They don't give you anything if you test positive do they? They just tell you to come back when you are dying.
They don't give you anything if you test positive do they? They just tell you to come back when you are dying.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (5We2S)
425
The virus is every bit as real as Influenza A. And no more fatal. We've been scammed for two years and there is no end in sight.
For entertainment you could look up the stats on our old friends Influenzas A and B. They've disappeared.
For entertainment you could look up the stats on our old friends Influenzas A and B. They've disappeared.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (cTCuP)
426
When he gets them, I got 500 quatloos that says at least 20% wind up in landfills next to the breathing machines.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (axyOa)
The common material in 3 layer masked takes about 400 years to break down in a landfill.
400 years ago a Wabanaki man was 1st Indigenous person to meet Mayflower settlers
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:47 PM (axyOa)
The common material in 3 layer masked takes about 400 years to break down in a landfill.
400 years ago a Wabanaki man was 1st Indigenous person to meet Mayflower settlers
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (yrol0)
427
42 I don't get the deal with testing. Saw pics of lines of people in NYC (I think) lining up to get tested. What's the point?
seems like a great way to catch covid.
seems like a great way to catch covid.
Posted by: x at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (oA+QO)
428
If you gave a NASA Space Station Flight Director, or a former Space Shuttle Flight Director, only 45 minutes to review COVID materials from the past 21 months, then let him/her question Fauci and all the other losers in the CDC, NIH, and The Junta from Joe down, one by one, each loser being questioned would beg for a pistol to shoot themselves after one hour or less. Not out of remorse; to end the humiliation.
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (AMIL/)
429
My covid test came back alcohol.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami
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Was it drive-thru?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami
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Was it drive-thru?
Posted by: wth at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (v0R5T)
430
A contractor that manufacturers the test kits for Abbott Labs told me they took that offline a few months back due to waning demand. They are scrambling to get production up and running. Should be on your shelves late Jan.
Posted by: Bill at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (sD/yj)
431
Yeah, you saw that shit also. THAT is were I draw the line
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (Irn0L)
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But what if they threaten your job?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (Irn0L)
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But what if they threaten your job?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (5We2S)
432
Carjacked Dems thread is back.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)
433
421
From the people I've spoken with who contracted covid and are savvy enough to have basic diagnostic equipment, a huge blood pressure spike along with temperature rise are the two main clues.
I'm sure any male over the age of 29 knows how to secure a certain medication that comes in a blue pill that will magically drop blood pressure while simultaneously raising something else.
The blood pressure drops for both men and women, but dosage is weight dependent.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (dQvv7)
If your COVID treatment last more than 4 hours...
From the people I've spoken with who contracted covid and are savvy enough to have basic diagnostic equipment, a huge blood pressure spike along with temperature rise are the two main clues.
I'm sure any male over the age of 29 knows how to secure a certain medication that comes in a blue pill that will magically drop blood pressure while simultaneously raising something else.
The blood pressure drops for both men and women, but dosage is weight dependent.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (dQvv7)
If your COVID treatment last more than 4 hours...
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 05:51 PM (yrol0)
434
Pasteurized Process Pork Food Spread. Squeezable Baloney. 8m's.
Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 05:51 PM (taPSh)
435
OHSU used to be a pretty prestigious place but now? I dunno. Its probably riddled with wokeism.
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They put up a big ol' "Black Lives Matter" banner over Sam Jackson Parkway.
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They put up a big ol' "Black Lives Matter" banner over Sam Jackson Parkway.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 05:51 PM (DnWKq)
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i think there is something too "big" about death that makes it difficult for people to contemplate or calculate as far as risk.
Personally I don't think covid would kill me. I'm reasonably healthy, even though i have the comorbidity of being awesome and laying serious pipe all the time.
What I calculate more is the risk of being very, very sick for 10-14 days, which is easier for me to wrap my mind around. I don't want that. I was sick for more than a month combined in 2020, and I don't want to be sick again. It sucked. It was absolutely miserable.
I don't wear masks unless i'm required to or that kind of s*** but if I thought i had covid i'd get tested because you know i'm taking hcq and ivermectin.
Personally I don't think covid would kill me. I'm reasonably healthy, even though i have the comorbidity of being awesome and laying serious pipe all the time.
What I calculate more is the risk of being very, very sick for 10-14 days, which is easier for me to wrap my mind around. I don't want that. I was sick for more than a month combined in 2020, and I don't want to be sick again. It sucked. It was absolutely miserable.
I don't wear masks unless i'm required to or that kind of s*** but if I thought i had covid i'd get tested because you know i'm taking hcq and ivermectin.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:51 PM (0G13K)
437
But what if they threaten your job?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (5We2S)
I only have 10 months left LOL
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:50 PM (5We2S)
I only have 10 months left LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (Irn0L)
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>>>425 The virus is every bit as real as Influenza A. And no more fatal. We've been scammed for two years and there is no end in sight.
that's not true, it's about 10x more fatal.
that's not true, it's about 10x more fatal.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (0G13K)
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420 Also, the companies that implant chips in your arm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (5We2S)
Yeah, you saw that shit also. THAT is were I draw the line
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (Irn0L)
Funny how Hebrew prophets were talking about this 3500 years ago.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:44 PM (5We2S)
Yeah, you saw that shit also. THAT is were I draw the line
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 05:48 PM (Irn0L)
Funny how Hebrew prophets were talking about this 3500 years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (axyOa)
440
the free tests will give a great opportunity to do some home testing on the free tests. You can have your kids do science projects where they give each family member 4 tests each and write down the results to see the efficacy of the tests.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (coYBh)
441
and even if most brown recluse spider bites will be non-fatal, you probably do not want the bite. the bites are nasty even when non-fatal.
Yeah my best friends sister got bit by one. Pretty bad. Had a huge gaping wound on her upper arm, ending up having to have a skin graft.
Yeah my best friends sister got bit by one. Pretty bad. Had a huge gaping wound on her upper arm, ending up having to have a skin graft.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (nxdel)
442
They don't give you anything if you test positive do they? They just tell you to come back when you are dying.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (5We2S)
If you fall in certain categories, they will now give you immediate monoclonals or now the Pfizer med at positive test time...not a lot of categories get that, but b/c I fall in one (blood cancer), I know what to do. The spouse is on the hook if I feel sick on pretty much taking me to a test (since we don't have at home ones, but I'd need to get a doc test anyway) and then the antibodies the next day (we also get priority vs any other people waiting for the monoclonals)...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 05:49 PM (5We2S)
If you fall in certain categories, they will now give you immediate monoclonals or now the Pfizer med at positive test time...not a lot of categories get that, but b/c I fall in one (blood cancer), I know what to do. The spouse is on the hook if I feel sick on pretty much taking me to a test (since we don't have at home ones, but I'd need to get a doc test anyway) and then the antibodies the next day (we also get priority vs any other people waiting for the monoclonals)...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (exHjb)
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If I knew the company that would get the contracts for building the unvaccinated camps, I would invest heavily in them right now.
Also, the companies that implant chips in your arm.
If we get that far, investments aren't going to do any good.
Also, the companies that implant chips in your arm.
If we get that far, investments aren't going to do any good.
Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (kOpft)
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418 >>>I just meant beating the odds (badly) to know someone that died tends to warp one's perspective on it."
I strongly suspect that my own father was one of the first people to die from it, in the December before it was announced. All the symptoms fit, and it was notable that all of his doctors (good hospital, too) were mystified because none of their standard treatments had any effect. BUT he had a double co-morbidity; a history of long ailments dating back to when he had polio as a youth, and being 85 years old. Mercifully it was fast - went from being completely healthy to dead in just 7 days, which given his overall health was quite merciful.
anyway that hasn't warped my view on this virus. In fact it makes me think that I was exposed right at the very beginning of all this, and didn't get it, so I've never been worried about it for me.
I strongly suspect that my own father was one of the first people to die from it, in the December before it was announced. All the symptoms fit, and it was notable that all of his doctors (good hospital, too) were mystified because none of their standard treatments had any effect. BUT he had a double co-morbidity; a history of long ailments dating back to when he had polio as a youth, and being 85 years old. Mercifully it was fast - went from being completely healthy to dead in just 7 days, which given his overall health was quite merciful.
anyway that hasn't warped my view on this virus. In fact it makes me think that I was exposed right at the very beginning of all this, and didn't get it, so I've never been worried about it for me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (trdmm)
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Are you serious? Granted, the constant huffing and chuffing is annoying to some. I lived with one for over a year. But it's life-saving for the COPD sufferer. Someone should have charged that witch with elder abuse.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:39 PM (cTCuP)
Totally serious.
Oh, and Adult Protective Services is a total waste. We called them, the place he went for rehab called them, his doctor called them, the local hospital called them, and the hospital social workers called them. They made visits, but he didn't want to leave. We even went to almost every attorney in town (pop 300K) to try to get custody of him, no attorney in town would touch it.
Once Adult Protective Services decided to do something, a week before his death, we were told it would be at a minimum 6 weeks before they could get a hearing with a judge, and if the mother in law got an attorney, it would then be another 6 weeks for the hearing.
Government is not your friend example 4,563,430,284.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:39 PM (cTCuP)
Totally serious.
Oh, and Adult Protective Services is a total waste. We called them, the place he went for rehab called them, his doctor called them, the local hospital called them, and the hospital social workers called them. They made visits, but he didn't want to leave. We even went to almost every attorney in town (pop 300K) to try to get custody of him, no attorney in town would touch it.
Once Adult Protective Services decided to do something, a week before his death, we were told it would be at a minimum 6 weeks before they could get a hearing with a judge, and if the mother in law got an attorney, it would then be another 6 weeks for the hearing.
Government is not your friend example 4,563,430,284.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 23, 2021 05:54 PM (I8FKK)
446
that's not true, it's about 10x more fatal.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (0G13K)
I suppose if you accept the CDC's figures that could well be true.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (0G13K)
I suppose if you accept the CDC's figures that could well be true.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM (cTCuP)
447
If my grandkid told me he wanted to go to medical school I'd tell him, "Don't waste your time. Just spend an afternoon on an AOSHQ COVID or Ebola thread and you'll learn everything you need to know, and then some!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM (m45I2)
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For anyone's curiosity. Like you're waiting for that Peleton for Christmas.
I ordered some small parts (about 13"x 5"x 3" which came in a battered box about twice that size with 0 padding) from Japan.
That order was made on 10-08-2021.
It was due to get here between 12-9-2021 and 01-03-2022.
So 60 days was expected and it arrived after 80.
It just arrived today 12-23
I ordered some small parts (about 13"x 5"x 3" which came in a battered box about twice that size with 0 padding) from Japan.
That order was made on 10-08-2021.
It was due to get here between 12-9-2021 and 01-03-2022.
So 60 days was expected and it arrived after 80.
It just arrived today 12-23
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM (6vGtZ)
449
So a couple days ago, I started to feel sick and got a fever for about 48 hours. I took aspirin, vitamin D, some zinc. Now it's better. Why do I need to worry myself or anyone else with tests? I don't know what I had, and I don't care.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM
Exactly. This used to be the default for everyone. Now, in our new normal, based on the government and media and social media and the entire "healthcare" industry lying and creating hysteria, we have people without even having symptoms of anything standing in line to get tested, for a virus/disease with 99.74% recovery rate. Basically, a bad flu. And this is not going away. Any "new" virus or disease they "discover", they're going to create the same hysteria and enact the same tyranny. It's depressing. The world has gone mad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 05:46 PM
Exactly. This used to be the default for everyone. Now, in our new normal, based on the government and media and social media and the entire "healthcare" industry lying and creating hysteria, we have people without even having symptoms of anything standing in line to get tested, for a virus/disease with 99.74% recovery rate. Basically, a bad flu. And this is not going away. Any "new" virus or disease they "discover", they're going to create the same hysteria and enact the same tyranny. It's depressing. The world has gone mad.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM (Do5/p)
450
the free tests will give a great opportunity to do some home testing on the free tests. You can have your kids do science projects where they give each family member 4 tests each and write down the results to see the efficacy of the tests.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (coYBh)
As posted by someone earlier today. Only a matter of time before those begin to show up in ewetube getting g positive test results for lettuce, Pepsi, and spaghetti.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2021 05:52 PM (coYBh)
As posted by someone earlier today. Only a matter of time before those begin to show up in ewetube getting g positive test results for lettuce, Pepsi, and spaghetti.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 05:56 PM (IJES/)
451
I don't wear masks unless i'm required to or that kind of s*** but if I thought i had covid i'd get tested because you know i'm taking hcq and ivermectin.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:51 PM (0G13K)
You're like 99.99% of everyone. Yeah, it might be all BS, but if I can take a vaccine, or get tested regularly, be prescribed meds that help if I am infected, then I am not as much worked up as a lot are here about some of the testing protocols.
But I was in the Navy, we tend to line up for our shots and just shrug - after all, you could get killed in a P-fired boiler explosion tomorrow over some seaman recruit's mistake. My doc told me that most veterans like me have had so many shots, we're basically Cher at this point.
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 05:51 PM (0G13K)
You're like 99.99% of everyone. Yeah, it might be all BS, but if I can take a vaccine, or get tested regularly, be prescribed meds that help if I am infected, then I am not as much worked up as a lot are here about some of the testing protocols.
But I was in the Navy, we tend to line up for our shots and just shrug - after all, you could get killed in a P-fired boiler explosion tomorrow over some seaman recruit's mistake. My doc told me that most veterans like me have had so many shots, we're basically Cher at this point.
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (5iUNf)
452
There's a nood.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 05:58 PM (cTCuP)
453
and even if most brown recluse spider bites will be non-fatal, you probably do not want the bite. the bites are nasty even when non-fatal.
Yeah my best friends sister got bit by one. Pretty bad. Had a huge gaping wound on her upper arm, ending up having to have a skin graft.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (nxdel)
My dad's youngest brother, a biker that rode with the bandidos, got bitten in his ball sack by one. Seriously. Castrated by a spider.
Yeah my best friends sister got bit by one. Pretty bad. Had a huge gaping wound on her upper arm, ending up having to have a skin graft.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 05:53 PM (nxdel)
My dad's youngest brother, a biker that rode with the bandidos, got bitten in his ball sack by one. Seriously. Castrated by a spider.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 05:59 PM (IJES/)
454
1 Brandon took an IQ test. It came back negative.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 04:44 PM (P1f+c
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I came back as an imaginary number == square root of negative 1.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 04:44 PM (P1f+c
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I came back as an imaginary number == square root of negative 1.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 05:59 PM (TO9ge)
455
Personally I don't think covid would kill me. I'm reasonably healthy, even though i have the comorbidity of being awesome and laying serious pipe all the time.
Posted by: ace
I have news for you.
That means you're gay.
Personally I don't think covid would kill me. I'm reasonably healthy, even though i have the comorbidity of being awesome and laying serious pipe all the time.
Posted by: ace
I have news for you.
That means you're gay.
Posted by: Ice-T at December 23, 2021 05:59 PM (wRjfx)
456
*It came back
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 06:00 PM (TO9ge)
457
First Omicron in England: Hospital had no WhuFly deaths that week.
First Omicron in Houston (USA): No WhuFly deaths that week.
------------------
Israeli hospital walked back its one claimed Moronic death too -- later testing showed it was Delta.
First Omicron in Houston (USA): No WhuFly deaths that week.
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Israeli hospital walked back its one claimed Moronic death too -- later testing showed it was Delta.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 06:01 PM (UHVv4)
458
Hot Iron! (somebody had to say it)
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (gjH3l)
459
If my grandkid told me he wanted to go to medical school I'd tell him, "Don't waste your time. Just spend an afternoon on an AOSHQ COVID or Ebola thread and you'll learn everything you need to know, and then some!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM
You may scoff but remember the 'Ebola Nurse' during Obama's reign of error. Way back then I posited the idea that if blood coagulation was part of the end stage of Ebola, there was a well tested, dosage known, readily available medication to prevent blood coagulation.
Check the wiki now... it's denigrated but accepted as a treatment.
If my grandkid told me he wanted to go to medical school I'd tell him, "Don't waste your time. Just spend an afternoon on an AOSHQ COVID or Ebola thread and you'll learn everything you need to know, and then some!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 05:55 PM
You may scoff but remember the 'Ebola Nurse' during Obama's reign of error. Way back then I posited the idea that if blood coagulation was part of the end stage of Ebola, there was a well tested, dosage known, readily available medication to prevent blood coagulation.
Check the wiki now... it's denigrated but accepted as a treatment.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 06:02 PM (dQvv7)
460
and even if most brown recluse spider bites will be non-fatal, you probably do not want the bite. the bites are nasty even when non-fatal.
I have had two friends who got really ugly deep wounds from them. My boss at Nasa had a friend who died from a bite. It bit her in a lymph node, and the venom shut down so many internal organs that she didn't make it.
I killed a brown recluse in my kitchen in 2019. Studied the corpse after the Raid did it in. Grey violin patch on the back, and it had 6 eyes instead of the usual spider 8. Those are the indicators of the recluse. Its a big spider, with cantilever legs, if you have never actually seen one.
I have had two friends who got really ugly deep wounds from them. My boss at Nasa had a friend who died from a bite. It bit her in a lymph node, and the venom shut down so many internal organs that she didn't make it.
I killed a brown recluse in my kitchen in 2019. Studied the corpse after the Raid did it in. Grey violin patch on the back, and it had 6 eyes instead of the usual spider 8. Those are the indicators of the recluse. Its a big spider, with cantilever legs, if you have never actually seen one.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 06:13 PM (ZEHVO)
461
Ace I'm so sorry about your friend. Yes it is a real disease. We lost a dear friend in a week as well. It's the politicization that drives me crazy.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at December 23, 2021 06:27 PM (TaqCl)
462
Testing HEALTHY PEOPLE just continues to stoke the fires of panic.
And is designed to.
Stop it, y'all.
And is designed to.
Stop it, y'all.
Posted by: Beverly at December 23, 2021 06:29 PM (zdvC1)
463
I would write "Return to Sender" on mine.
Posted by: Aud at December 23, 2021 06:37 PM (uBywd)
464
As posted by someone earlier today. Only a matter of time before those begin to show up in ewetube getting g positive test results for lettuce, Pepsi, and spaghetti.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 05:56 PM (IJES/)
And this was my plan! Only I was thinking of testing one of my chickens! Maybe one of my dogs.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 05:56 PM (IJES/)
And this was my plan! Only I was thinking of testing one of my chickens! Maybe one of my dogs.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 23, 2021 06:42 PM (hlxe7)
465
Amusing, but Kerry Mullis (the inventor of the pcr chain reaction technique) publicly said using this test as a diagnostic is bullshit. Seems as though everyone has lost sight of this.
Posted by: FatAlbert at December 23, 2021 07:36 PM (YdEcD)
466
This is more bullshit theater to act like they're skiing something helpful. Like when they made rules saying places needed to check vax records....in a month. Everything is about talking a big talk now, then having it go into effect in a month, when we know the numbers will be down, so that they can claim they were the reason the numbers are down.
Posted by: Rbastid at December 23, 2021 10:13 PM (zNYTq)
467
Also the idea this will do anything is silly. The wacko liberals will use their tests the second they stub their toe, since they probably believe a stubbed toe is a sign of covid. The liberals who believe they are in the elite will ignore their results because they don't care if they infect the daily scum around them. And everyone else probably won't get their kits until next September.
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