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Kamala Harris (Reportedly): The Media Would Treat Me Better If I Were a White Man

Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office.

White Men continue Failing to Position Kamala for Success.


Vice President Kamala Harris is reportedly expressing discontent with the news coverage surrounding her performance as the nation's second-highest office holder, citing her race and gender.

According to a piece by The New York Times, Harris has been privately complaining to her allies that the media's coverage of her would be better if she were any of her 48 White male predecessors, and has reportedly confided in them about the difficulties she's facing with her assigned portfolio from the White House.

The Times' piece, which focused on Harris' struggle to "define herself" within the Biden White House, noted that she held no "headlining role" when it came to some of the administration's most difficult decisions...

In fairness, neither does Biden.

...and that she was caught between criticism that she wasn't performing the job well and resentment from supporters that she was being "undercut" by the West Wing.

The Times noted Harris' historically low approval rating and that a number of high profile staff members opted to depart their jobs less than a year into Harris' term. It also reported she was reaching out to prominent figures like Hillary Clinton to help determine her future direction.

...

The Times added that the two speak over the phone every few months and Clinton has visited Harris in her office.

Oh well that's a gold medal decision right there. That shows Kamala's keen instincts -- calling upon the wisdom of the world's most unpopular political figure for advice about how to be more popular.

And what advice did the whiniest, self-pityest chardonnay-soaked hag in the world give?

"There is a double standard; it's sadly alive and well," Clinton said. "A lot of what is being used to judge her, just like it was to judge me, or the women who ran in 2020, or everybody else, is really colored by that."

Hillary Clinton, master of air travel, says she didn't get enough credit for all the things she thought about doing but did not in fact do.

Kamala didn't need to be told that Everyone Else is to Blame, Especially White Men, though.

She was already there:


"Ms. Harris has privately told her allies that the news coverage of her would be different if she were any of her 48 predecessors, all of whom were white and male," it added. "She also has confided in them about the difficulties she is facing with the intractable issues in her portfolio, such as voting rights and the root causes of migration."

Oh. Princess wants the easy slam-dunk issues. That would be Positioning Her for Success.

I don't know if Princess has noticed or not, but Brandon doesn't have any issues like that. He's failing comprehensively.

A friend said about the "I did that!" gas pump stickers that Brandon is seeing levels of contempt, disgust, and pure disregard that even Obama didn't.

Maybe, but then, Obama demonstrated that if you publicly show him contempt, you'll be fired: remember the rodeo clown who dared do what American citizens had done for 250 years before-- he made fun of the sitting president.

He was immediately fired.

Obama could have stepped in and been a statesman and said, "Now, now, come on, people are allowed to make fun of the president; let's not punish a man for exercising a time-honored right."

He did not. He wanted that man made to be an object lesson. He wanted it known throughout America that you dared to insult him at your very grave peril.

But yes, we are seeing higher levels of open mockery and contempt for Biden. Such as the "Let's go Brandon" chant at public events and its more vulgar cousin.

Remember how the leftwing media used to claim that criticism of Obama could only be explained as racism?

So what's animated the Let's Go Brandon phenomenon? A resurgence of Anti-Irish Animus?

And note that the media used to shriek that we could not insult or sport fun about Obama because it was "racist." They can't make that claim with Biden, so now they just say we can't chant "Let's Go Brandon" because it's... um...

Because it's "vulgar." Because it "coarsens our public discourse."

And of course the media would never abide any vulgar coarsening of our public discourse.

And now here's Kamala. Even though people are publicly chanting "F*** Joe Biden" at football games and car races, Kamala claims that she's being poorly treated.... because she's a woman of color.

No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris." (Yet.)

But look at all this racism and anti-woman animus.

Again, the leftwing insisting that any criticism of their political figures must spring from some contemptible place and must be shamed and censored from the public square.

Only criticism of right-leaning political figures could ever, ever be motivated by "good" reasons and thus only such criticism must be permitted in the public square.


When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: Ace at 01:26 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2021 01:26 PM (dfRN6)

2 Yuss!

My lunch Spam-sammich is gonna taste extra special today.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2021 01:27 PM (dfRN6)

3 Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office.

Posted by: Ace at 01:26 PM


This X1000

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 01:28 PM (Ez6QX)

4 Good content, Ace

Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 01:28 PM (mZUr4)

5 The media haven't positioned Kamaltoe for success?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 01:28 PM (k4dH2)

6 Time to nood...

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 23, 2021 01:28 PM (53oGX)

7 Kamala's qualifications have always been hard to swallo.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2021 01:28 PM (mGl0Z)

8 White men can do anything!! Except make that whore well liked and competent.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 23, 2021 01:28 PM (RmsRO)

9 This is the sort of thing someone says who's never actually been the victim of any kind of discrimination.

Because she's a victim, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

10 > noted that she held no "headlining role"

Didn't Dopey Joe attempt to put her in charge of the immigration issue, and didn't she then blow it completely off (no pun intended.... nah, that was a lie...pun totally intended).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:29 PM (bW8dp)

11 You go girl!

Posted by: Dan Quayle at December 23, 2021 01:29 PM (m/Gc2)

12 So what's animated the Let's Go Brandon phenomenon? A resurgence of Anti-Irish Animus?

==========

Shit...he's figured us out!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

13 well, she's probably not wrong.

I mean, we know democrats are racists and most of the men are rapists, pedophiles, or both.

so, she might not be wrong...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 01:29 PM (8D42x)

14 That's funny. If she can't condemn her white, slave-holding roots right now, how would being white help her any more?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

15 We'll take the n***ers and the chinks, but no Irish!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 01:29 PM (II3Gr)

16 > The media haven't positioned Kamaltoe for success?

The position most responsible for her success is on her knees.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:30 PM (bW8dp)

17 Kamala would be more successful if she got retractable teeth and learned to deep throat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 23, 2021 01:30 PM (W2Pud)

18 She's just a nattering nabob of negativity.

Posted by: Spiro T. Agnew at December 23, 2021 01:30 PM (sWM8x)

19 Kamala, we would like you better if you were not a pathologic cunt.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 01:30 PM (bKdTl)

20 Gee I never saw this Playbook coming.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 01:30 PM (IbV0w)

21 She's also historically inaccurate in saying all previous VPs were white men. Hoover's VP was Native American. This came up when Biden was considering Warren for the job, so if she paid attention, she would have known.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (xqRaG)

22 3 Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office.

Posted by: Ace at 01:26 PM

I was thinking more like writing payday advance loan checks in a run down strip mall store front.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (II3Gr)

23 When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

24 We're gonna need a thicker glass ceiling!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (r0ADi)

25 No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris." (Yet.)

No need to ask for what you can get for nothin...

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (53oGX)

26 Right wing media.

Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (AwYPR)

27 She's right, the media just LOVED Mike Pence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (63Dwl)

28 She should tell them all to line up and she'll blow them.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (6L9DR)

29 Doing what these race hustlers do. Blaming everything on the color of their skin.

Posted by: MikeM at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (X+eRS)

30 22 I was thinking more like writing payday advance loan checks in a run down strip mall store front.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (II3Gr)

========

Fluffer on less than reputable porn shoots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

31 15 We'll take the n***ers and the chinks, but no Irish!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 01:29 PM (II3Gr)

In Texas in the 60's, my folks were driving to a freinds place and had to stop and eat. The sign said, "Whites Only. No Dogs, N*gg*rs or Mexicans.". He went in and got food for my Mom (Mexican) and my brother because there was nowhere else to get food.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

32 "There is a double standard; it's sadly alive and well," Clinton said. "A lot of what is being used to judge her, just like it was to judge me, or the women who ran in 2020, or everybody else, is really colored by that."

White woman racist dog whistle!!!!!!

Posted by: Gender/Racial/Queer studies PHD at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (NWmy4)

33 Top 17

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (RKLPC)

34 Or not

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (RKLPC)

35 According to a piece by The New York Times, Harris has been privately complaining to her allies that the media's coverage of her would be better if she were any of her 48 White male predecessors, and has reportedly confided in them about the difficulties she's facing with her assigned portfolio from the White House.
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Prove it. I'm sure Mike Pence and Spiro Agnew at very least would contest this assertion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (DU+/6)

36 if Pres McCain gave VP Palin half a dozen major responsibilities and she accomplished 95 percent of 30 goals, the MSM would have called her a failure.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (Ynyl9)

37 You know, she might have a point. If she was a white guy who sucked more dick than a hooker at a Nixon cosplay convention, she could've been Mayor of South Bend.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (II3Gr)

38 23 When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

Or perhaps his rectum.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

39 She combines equal parts Victimhood, Arrogance, and Venomous Snakedom into one unholy mix.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (IbV0w)

40 I think the kids call a post like this "Juicy".

I could be wrong tho.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM (ukNFU)

41 No, you ignorant slut. It's because you are as unlikable as the hildebeast.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM (qpolg)

42 > Kamala would be more successful if she got retractable teeth and learned to deep throat.

Also needs a flat head, so you have somewhere to put your beer down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM (bW8dp)

43 25 No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris." (Yet.)

No need to ask for what you can get for nothin...

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (53oGX)

The whorehouse needs no advertising...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

44
She kinda has a point, if you consider her the half-Jamaican half-Indian version of Boot Edge Edge...

Posted by: Anti-Personnel Mime at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM (lZohv)

45 27 She's right, the media just LOVED Mike Pence.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (63Dwl)

The Cheney love was embarrassing...

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM (53oGX)

46 23-
Go put that in the piece, before too many people have seen it, Ace!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM (AD3JT)

47 >>>No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris." (Yet.)


Let's Go Catherine!!

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM (gjH3l)

48 " It also reported she was reaching out to prominent figures like Hillary Clinton to help determine her future direction."

and none of you said "learn to code"?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (Ynyl9)

49 OK, I LOL'ed at Ace's dick joke.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (sWM8x)

50 >>>Go put that in the piece, before too many people have seen it, Ace!!!


thanks, I added it to the piece before putting it here. I also added that Shemeka girl's diss of Kamala.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (0G13K)

51 Yes, the media didn't bash Dan Quayle at all. Nope.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (bW8dp)

52 When I saw Shemeka Michelle's (don't know 1st and last name order) video I cracked up. She definitely has the Veeps number.
Better-half almost choked on her laughter.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (TYbad)

53 Is Kamala Harris stupid enough to make Cankles her VP? I didn't think it was possible. But spoiler alert: it may be possible.

Posted by: trev006 at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (RJToO)

54 F Ka Ma La.

there, solved.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (Ynyl9)

55 Kamala, if you not a woman then Willy Brown would not have hired you.

Posted by: Picric at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (13tTk)

56 47 >>>No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris." (Yet.)


Let's Go Catherine!!

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM (gjH3l)

Let's go Karen!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

57 "Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office."

Idk ace, that might exceed her competency.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (z5Vrg)

58 51 Yes, the media didn't bash Dan Quayle at all. Nope.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (bW8dp)

=========

They treated Dick Cheney like a princess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

59 I wouldn't trust Kamaltoe to run title checks. She'd probably be as incompetent at that as she has been at every other thing she's ever done.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 01:35 PM (k4dH2)

60 What double standardy things have been done to Kamala? I'd like to see a list.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 23, 2021 01:35 PM (eGTCV)

61 Give a woman a d*ck to suck and she'll be warm for a night; TEACH a woman to suck a d*ck and she could be the next Democrat VP.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 01:35 PM (IbV0w)

62 > Cheney love

Great Supremes song!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:35 PM (bW8dp)

63 55 Kamala, if you not a woman then Willy Brown would not have hired you.

Posted by: Picric at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM (13tTk)

Hoover's require electricity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

64 Hmmm...judging women who ran in 2020...like Tulsi Gabbard, whom a lot of people actually liked but got smeared by RussiaRussiaRussia lies by one Hillary Clinton? Oh, right, rules for thee...

Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 01:35 PM (UewuT)

65 Now That's what I call one strong, independent, Brave and stunning feminist!

A VP needs a white man like a POTUS needs a tricycle ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 01:35 PM (J18ne)

66 Pete Bootyjudge has proved that men, too, can suck their way to the top!

Seriously, she could pull out her whole hard on crime persona she used to have in Calizuela, go medieval on the border (and defy the left) and totally position herself.

But she has positioned herself under too many men and can't think for herself.

Posted by: Loki at December 23, 2021 01:35 PM (ZW1rs)

67 When all you have is a mouth . . .

Quality writing right there, El Capitan.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 01:35 PM (QU5/8)

68 I have no no doubt Brandon is a vicious piece of shit to work with and for.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (eGTCV)

69 Is Kamala Harris stupid enough to make Cankles her VP? I didn't think it was possible. But spoiler alert: it may be possible.

That would be one way to get your name to the top of The Dead Pool.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (+LCoQ)

70
The Times' piece, which focused on Harris' struggle to "define herself" within the Biden White House, noted that she held no "headlining role" when it came to some of the administration's most difficult decisions

She was told she would be the "president", making all of the decisions of pres applesauce. Now she finds out that pres Klain is the decisionmaker along with his tribe of immature, plug ignorant community college poli sci dropouts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (bKdTl)

71 A friend said about the "I did that!" gas pump stickers that Brandon is seeing levels of contempt, disgust, and pure disregard that even Obama didn't.

It's weird how little respect people have for someone who clearly stole his office.

Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (kOpft)

72 53 Is Kamala Harris stupid enough to make Cankles her VP? I didn't think it was possible. But spoiler alert: it may be possible.
Posted by: trev006 at December 23, 2021 01:34 PM

Hillary! would never stoop to the VP position.

Posted by: Gender/Racial/Queer studies PHD at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (NWmy4)

73 No no, Kamala, FKH doesn't mean what you think it does.

Kamala: Yay!

It means FLAY Kamala Harris.

Kamala: D:

Posted by: trev006 at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (RJToO)

74 Kamala Harris (Reportedly): The Media Would Treat Me Better If I Were a White Man

NO. What's you next excuse, Kommie-La?

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (AMIL/)

75 >>>The Times' piece, which focused on Harris' struggle to "define herself" within the Biden White House, noted that she held no "headlining role" when it came to some of the administration's most difficult decisions


in fairness, neither does Biden!

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (0G13K)

76 No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris."

==


Also racist. They'd rather fk old Irish man than a woman of color of a certain age.

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (V13WU)

77 White libs, basically the media, have a special place in the world. They can attack any minority at will without repercussion.

Kamala may not want to start a war with the only white people who have free reign to go after her.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 23, 2021 01:37 PM (BoOUn)

78 Kamala,

Face it- you're a girl 0bama: an empty suit

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 01:37 PM (0KxNW)

79 Hillary! would never stoop to the VP position.
Posted by: Gender/Racial/Queer studies PHD at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (NWmy4)

I doubt she would hold it for long.

Posted by: trev006 at December 23, 2021 01:37 PM (RJToO)

80 She must be referring to the knob-slobbering media treatment given to that white male Trump.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 23, 2021 01:37 PM (H8QX8)

81 So what's animated the Let's Go Brandon phenomenon? A resurgence of Anti-Irish Animus?
++++
It hearkens back to a time when, among dominant nativist white America and particularly New England, the Irish were considered essentially black. We also saw this with Italians in the Mid-Atlantic states.

Throughout its history, America's concept of what is considered "whiteness" has been the defining characteristic for group normalization. As the Irish became "white" they stopped being alien and started being normal people from New England. As the Italians became "white" they stopped being alien and started being normal people from the Mid-Atlantic. It wasn't these groups' achievements or cultural contributions that resulted in their status change, it was their homogenization into the so-called "melting pot" that stripped their identity and allowed the label of "white" to be applied to them.

But cultural memory is deep and complex. "Let's Go Brandon" and its vulgar counterpart are a remanifestation of the Irish as non-white that was the cultural norm early in the last century. Whitness is dehomogenized in the context of challenges to the legacy white power structure.

Posted by: Your Kid's Whiteness Studies Professor at December 23, 2021 01:37 PM (DU+/6)

82 Banned hash test

Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 01:37 PM (o8Bqg)

83 why does politics attract the worst people in the world?


#rhetorical

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (0KxNW)

84 If cankles is VP, what is the life expectancy of the president, in milliseconds?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (bKdTl)

85 Get some surgery. Be a White Man!

Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (taPSh)

86 When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

Or perhaps his rectum.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

she was about to turn pro, lapsed her attention and ended up in politics...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (8D42x)

87 40 I think the kids call a post like this "Juicy".

I could be wrong tho.
Posted by: johnd01 at December 23, 2021 01:33 PM

And that's when the thread yelled "This is MAGA country" and poured Val-u-Rite on me! And threw me into a barrel!

Posted by: Kamala "Jussie" Harris at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (NWmy4)

88 The Times' piece, which focused on Harris' struggle to "define herself" within the Biden White House, noted that she held no "headlining role" when it came to some of the administration's most difficult decisions

in fairness, neither does Biden!
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (0G13K)

Wasn't it announced early on that she would be taking care of the border crises? Seem to remember that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (oHd/0)

89 When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.
++++
TRIGGER WARNING

That is a top-shelf concluding line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (DU+/6)

90 > Face it- you're a girl 0bama

Nah, Obama is girl Obama.

Commie Lay is more like tranny Obama.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (bW8dp)

91 ugh if she were a white man she would be working in GameStop

...apparently

...because they are morons

...yes I was just there

Posted by: Appropriately Black Orchid at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (j9HX3)

92 "No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris."

Well, who wants Willie Brown's sloppy seconds? Don't see a lot of takers there.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (9ewTg)

93 "If I were a white man ... " sounds like a good start for a "Fiddler on the Roof" parody.

Posted by: mrp at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (6eRlp)

94 F**k Kamela Harris!

I know I did.

Posted by: Willy "Downtown" Brown at December 23, 2021 01:39 PM (WmGrA)

95 84 If cankles is VP, what is the life expectancy of the president, in milliseconds?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (bKdTl)


0.00000001 milliseconds.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 01:39 PM (AMIL/)

96 Another thin skinned despot is the fraud Fauci. He is asking Fox News to fire Jesse Waters for his comments about Fauci and publicly stating that RFK Jr. is a very sick man for the book he wrote. Tough shit gnome. You walk around unelected to anything pronouncing how people should live their lives and lying at every turn you are going to get a fair amount of shit about it. Actually, he hasn't received enough condemnation for the fraud that he is.

Posted by: Cheri at December 23, 2021 01:39 PM (oiNtH)

97 No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris."

There's no need to chant "Fuck Kamala Harris".

Everyone who wants to already has.

Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 01:39 PM (kOpft)

98 All of these racists being critical of the President-To-Be deserve to be beaten by our police, beaten absolutely senseless, then maced, ziptied, and marched unceremoniously through the capital and handed over to my prison keepers.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (MwCQT)

99 Harris and Clinton speak on the phone "every few months." Harris has been in office 10 months.

So they've spoken once. And that probably went something like "What do you want?"
"I have some advice for you."
"Oh, this ought to be good." Harris then goes full Milburn Drysdale and puts the phone in a desk drawer, opening the drawer every couple minutes to say, "Yes, I'm listening."

Posted by: Wally at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (e8LQ4)

100 In fairness, neither does Biden.
---
They don't often allow him to speak on much.

Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (OaZlZ)

101 85 Get some surgery. Be a White Man!

Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (taPSh)


Paging the Michael Jackson Medical Team!

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (AMIL/)

102 Harris' struggle
------

That would make a great title for her book!

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (IbV0w)

103 Did Kumala have a family portrait taken somewhere amongst Dr. Jill's Christmas decor in the White House?

Having stepdaughter Ella wear some bizarre Christmas-themed outfit would at least taken the attention off of her for a while.

Posted by: Spiro Agnew at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (TNyrE)

104 All democrats at heart are whiny 8 year olds.
Except for those who are whiny 2 year olds with a pant load.

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (jV+aN)

105 Now That's what I call one strong, independent, Brave and stunning feminist!

For strong independent waaaaaamen they sure do complain a lot no matter how good they have it. Kamala has had a lifelong career in politics due only to her skin color and fellatio skills. She has zero charisma, zero talent, zero work ethic, and is one of the absolute worst people at retail politics we've seen in a long time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (II3Gr)

106 90 > Face it- you're a girl 0bama

Nah, Obama is girl Obama.

Commie Lay is more like tranny Obama.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (bW8dp)

Have we forgotten the Wookie so quickly?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (z5Vrg)

107 When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

==


Sickest burn evah.

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (V13WU)

108 84 If cankles is VP, what is the life expectancy of the president, in milliseconds?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (bKdTl)
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This is a function of how fast the SCOTUS Justice administers the oath of office.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (MwCQT)

109 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

110 IIRC, didn't Hilldawg once ask Trump for image advice?

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (9ewTg)

111 Nah, Obama is girl Obama.

Commie Lay is more like tranny Obama.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (bW8dp)

No that's Moochelle

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (IbV0w)

112 off deceased VP sock

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (TNyrE)

113 It's weird how little respect people have for someone who clearly stole his office.
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Exactly. I rarely even use his name. That would imply more respect for him than I have.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (sWM8x)

114 Reports this morning about staffers for Kamala and Joe "heading for the hills"

nobody wants to be tagged with failure

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (X5CsJ)

115 99 "I have some advice for you."
"Oh, this ought to be good." Harris then goes full Milburn Drysdale and puts the phone in a desk drawer, opening the drawer every couple minutes to say, "Yes, I'm listening."
Posted by: Wally at December 23, 2021 01:40 PM (e8LQ4)

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Harris is stupid, so it went one of two ways...

#1: "Oh! Yay! I'm getting advice from America's premiere political mind!"

#2: "Fuck you, old bitch. I'm going to eat your heart. I don't need no advice from some old white lady."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

116 Actually, he hasn't received enough condemnation for the fraud that he is.
Posted by: Cheri at December 23, 2021 01:39 PM (oiNtH)

"Yeah, I know he's hanging from his balls using barbed wire and festive Christmas lights, I'm just thinking we could have worked harder on this."

Posted by: trev006 at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (RJToO)

117 So very tired of the endless PC excuses for incompetence and downright stupidity.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (Xrfse)

118 Re: Let's go Brandon

It hit me the other day just how amazing this meme is. I doubt many realize its origins to the degree in which it should be appreciated.

It's not just that it started at a NASCAR race, it started at a minor league NASCAR race. This wasn't even the Cup series, this is the tier below that. I would guess that maybe a million people were watching at that point in time.

So there you have it, the world's most popular president is being taken down by a meme that started during the post-race interview of a second-tier event.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 23, 2021 01:41 PM (BoOUn)

119 California dad shot dead after he and neighbors confront suspect seen breaking into cars

https://tinyurl.com/2s39dtu2

Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (NpAcC)

120 > 0.00000001 milliseconds.

If even that long.

Hillary would be frantically googling to find out what happens if the president-to-be dies before actually taking office.

She wouldn't to give Commie Lay the distinction of being the first Vaginal-American President.

That's HERS, dammit!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (bW8dp)

121 Even Blacks recognize that she's an affirmative-action product of a drive-by mating of two uppercrust foreign grad students, a US citizen by accident.

Posted by: JEM tami's donation link is http://strayrescue.org I'm in for $100 at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (8erNz)

122 "If I were a white man ... " sounds like a good start for a "Fiddler on the Roof" parody.
Posted by: mrp at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (6eRlp)


Not Fiddler - but a different parody for whitey...
https://youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw

Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (mZUr4)

123 Is Kamala Harris stupid enough to make Cankles her VP? I didn't think it was possible. But spoiler alert: it may be possible.

That would be one way to get your name to the top of The Dead Pool.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 23, 2021 01:36 PM (+LCoQ)

i mean, would hillary arkancide her? first woman president AND of color. that MIGHT be enough to keep hillary from offing her...

nah, still wouldn't stop hilary from getting the top job....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (8D42x)

124 No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris." (Yet.)
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Rule #1 had a strong adherence here.

Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (OaZlZ)

125 When Barky first appeared on the scene, I had some naive hopes that maybe Democrats were doing some triangulatin' in strategy.

A black politician could say, and do certain things no white politician could as a practical matter. In terms of an utterly dysfunctional American culture, this would only be a good thing.

Well any hopes of a unifying and uplifting message ... Yeah, no. That ... wasn't their strategy. At all.

Leftists, totatlitarians, collectivists, whatever they are called are just wicked and evil.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (o8Bqg)

126 That would be one way to get your name to the top of The Dead Pool.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

After all, its obvious that the Kennedy assassination papers haven't been released because Johnson was behind it.

Having two vps assassinate a president would require a constitutional amendment to eliminate them from succession if there was an assassination.

Posted by: Loki at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (ZW1rs)

127 I'm curious.


Where has the media coverage been negative for Kumswala? I haven't seen it.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

128 When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: Ace at 01:26 PM

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* Snort *

Oh Magoo ... you've done it again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (8TvI0)

129 124 No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris." (Yet.)
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Rule #1 had a strong adherence here.
Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (OaZlZ)

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Don't talk about it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

130 Eyeballs and eardrums are too valuable to be wasted on trivialities such as Harris.

Better they be saved for contemplating belly lint.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (KATBx)

131 She could give 'em all the "Rocky Salute".


tinyurl.com/5ans6e8c

Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (AwYPR)

132 If cankles is VP, what is the life expectancy of the president, in milliseconds?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 01:38 PM (bKdTl)

Hillary will be swinging a orichalcum battle-axe at President Harris midway though the oath of office. She'll be claiming that it would boost her approval numbers.

And she will be correct.

Posted by: trev006 at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (RJToO)

133 Having stepdaughter Ella wear some bizarre Christmas-themed outfit would at least taken the attention off of her for a while.

Don't remember who posted it, but...

"Kamala's stepdaughter looks like a homeless person had a fight with a rummage sale in a sewer pit."

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (RKLPC)

134 If only the media would treat Kamala as well as white men, like Trump.

Posted by: Coki at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (ewZzv)

135 She'd be treated better if she was a white man and competent, but mostly competent.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (eA1RV)

136 If Kamala Harris were a white man he'd be vilified for the blackface but praised for putting a dress on.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 01:44 PM (SchxB)

137 must always "do something" about a situation

yes, that is from "Aspects & Assumptions of White Culture in the united states

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 01:44 PM (X5CsJ)

138 Kamala: I've been to the border.

interviewer: no,you haven't.

Kamala: well, I haven't been to Europe, either, Hackle hackle hackle

[am I remember that correctly?]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 23, 2021 01:44 PM (Ynyl9)

139 Have you ever heard the phrase "fought hand and knee" before?

Posted by: Just Wondering at December 23, 2021 01:44 PM (jYQlA)

140 Only Willie Brown knows how to position Kamalala for success.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 01:44 PM (46KNC)

141 also Kamala is not black

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 01:44 PM (0KxNW)

142 "Just check on my pies in the oven, would you Kamala" ... and that is the last we saw of Kamala, and that is how Witch Hillary became the first female president.

OK, a few other revisions to the Hansel and Gretel story I guess, but people that are in Hillary's path to power often disappear.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 23, 2021 01:44 PM (Cus5s)

143 I mean, sex work IS work, so......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

144 Wilson had a stroke and the Misses ran things.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2021 01:45 PM (44ww/)

145 Hold the phone...you mean she's not a trans white man?

Posted by: Shipoopi at December 23, 2021 01:45 PM (xKFcT)

146 Hilldawg image. Brando in that Sheen flick.

Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 01:45 PM (taPSh)

147 The media would treat you better if you weren't a stupid whore

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 23, 2021 01:45 PM (h1jJh)

148 Joe Biden, Blamer-in-Chief

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 01:45 PM (X5CsJ)

149 120 > 0.00000001 milliseconds.

If even that long.
Hillary would be frantically googling to find out what happens if the president-to-be dies before actually taking office.
She wouldn't to give Commie Lay the distinction of being the first Vaginal-American President.

That's HERS, dammit!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (bW8dp)


As of now, Hillary needs to also stage a fast accident for Granny Boxwine. Sen. Leahey (sp?) is the next in line, as President Pro-Tem of the Senate.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 01:46 PM (AMIL/)

150 144 Wilson had a stroke and the Misses ran things.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2021 01:45 PM (44ww/)

==========

Is that why we avoided WWI? Because women are naturally so peaceful?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

151 if she was a white man, she wouldn't have gotten into law school. she only got in on skin color and sex.

Posted by: x at December 23, 2021 01:46 PM (oA+QO)

152 also Kamala is not black

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 01:44 PM (0KxNW)

So..she's passin'?

Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2021 01:46 PM (AwYPR)

153 California dad shot dead after he and neighbors confront suspect seen breaking into cars

https://tinyurl.com/2s39dtu2
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (NpAcC)

prayers for him and his family, but shouldn't gun control have kept this from happening? i mean, did those thieves go all the way to indiana for their guns too?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 01:46 PM (8D42x)

154 Every Leftist needs a excuse why they suck

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 01:46 PM (0duIx)

155 Just heard from a buddy of mine who's down at Big City hospital here in our Southern red state. His mom is having some heart issues, mainly because she's in her mid 80s.

He said Omicron is ravaging the town so bad the hospital has plenty of available beds to admit her, the ER is basically dead, and pretty much everybody who works in the ER is hanging about watching a doc busy with a guy who OD'd by pumping him with enough Narcan to make Ozzy Osbourne coherent.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 01:46 PM (W3VUu)

156 Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office.

Well now, let's not underestimate Ms Harris' mai talent.

Were she Kameron Harris, teh ghey blowjob maestro,xhe might be in Anderson Cooper's spot or perhaps Buttgig's or Dare To Dream! Obama's body man.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2021 01:47 PM (OMayC)

157 No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris." (Yet.)
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Rule #1 had a strong adherence here.
Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 01:42 PM (OaZlZ)

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Don't talk about it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:43 PM (LvTSG)
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I'm pretty sure rule #1 is "Don't stick it in crazy"

Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 01:47 PM (OaZlZ)

158 If Kamala were to have actually experienced discrimination like she imagines, we'd have never heard her name.

Posted by: ChipMax 484 at December 23, 2021 01:47 PM (MFphb)

159 Who's dick to I have to suck to be treated like a smart lady?

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at December 23, 2021 01:47 PM (iDcra)

160 Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 01:46 PM (W3VUu)

How is this so? The President himself has promised that the Omicron (Xi+) variant would bring a winter of death and disease to those pesky unvaxxed...

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 01:47 PM (9ewTg)

161 Mrs.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 01:48 PM (46KNC)

162 Imagine how many people who have worked with and for her over the years absolutely despise her. I would love to hear their comments about this story.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 01:48 PM (IbV0w)

163 ...resentment from supporters that she was being "undercut" by the West Wing.
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It's that Republican prick, President Alan Alda! They pretend to be liberal during the election -- every liberal's dream of a moderate Republican -- then turn into Hitler once they're in the WH!!! If only Josiah were still Prez!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 01:48 PM (UHVv4)

164 There is apparently a "trial outcome" in the Kim Potter case (she's the cop who accidentally shot a black felon in his car during an attempted arrest, when she mistook her tazer for her handgun).

Don't know if it's a verdict or an announcement that the jury is hung. They've had the case for several days, and received an Allen (type) charge the other day ("go back and keep trying to reach a verdict"). Since the court didn't announce that there's a verdict, a hung jury seems more likely, but who knows.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 01:48 PM (k4dH2)

165 He did not. He wanted that man made to be an object lesson. He wanted it known throughout America that you dared to insult him at your very grave peril.

Didn't R. Lee Ermey get his ass handed to him by the Military Channel when he dared make a minor complaint about the dog-eating crackhead?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (2JVJo)

166 Long as you know she doesn't believe this shit, it's just an extremely convenient weapon.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (IbV0w)

167 Kamala Harris (Reportedly): The Media Would Treat Me Better If I Were a White Man

***

Every time she opens her money maker I'm reminded of the stories I heard about how much her parents had to shop her around to find a college that would take her.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (W3VUu)

168 Kamala didn't need to be told that Everyone Else is to Blame, Especially White Men, though.

No one, no one, no one ever is to blame

Posted by: Howard Jones at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (Do5/p)

169 159 Who's dick to I have to suck to be treated like a smart lady?

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at December 23, 2021 01:47 PM (iDcra)
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VDH, but he won't touch you.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (46KNC)

170 Has this dick sucking whore ever worn anything other than a pantsuit?

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (GYllL)

171 152 also Kamala is not black

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 01:44 PM (0KxNW)

So..she's passin'?
Posted by: BignJames


She's professionally black. Career black. Remember, affirmative action has been law in the US since about when she was born, unis and employers want high-caste POC that come without the baggage of real blackness.

Posted by: JEM tami's donation link is http://strayrescue.org I'm in for $100 at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (8erNz)

172 wow, this is Grinchy to infinity -

https://tinyurl.com/2p85ajex

courtesy of Covide Stasi, Germany

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (DJFLF)

173 Reports this morning about staffers for Kamala and Joe "heading for the hills"

nobody wants to be tagged with failure
Posted by: Judge Crater

I read an article about this morning. Biden junior staffers complained to Politico that they are often excluded from events and are treated badly. Um dude, you signed on to this shit-show and you are getting exactly what a more informed person could expect. If you did your research on the terminally lying and corrupt Biden you could have guessed. If you did some real research on Jill Biden and the rest of this motley crew you could have guessed this. That Harris treats her staff like crap has been known since she was Willie Brown's plaything in CA.

Posted by: Cheri at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

174 The left's view of hell in 2001: https://www.naturalnews.com/images/Matrix-PodGrown.jpg

the left's view of utopia in 2021: https://www.naturalnews.com/images/Matrix-PodGrown.jpg

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (ESjRY)

175 Rule #1 is the first to get violated every single minute. Just look around.

Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 01:50 PM (taPSh)

176 Let her pick out the school lunches or something important like that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 01:50 PM (fzusV)

177 To the best of my knowledge, and I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything, neither Binger nor Krause have ever been subjected to a strap on dildo, pony ride by Kamala Harris, while they attempted to blow each other.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 01:50 PM (ctFUD)

178 144 Wilson had a stroke and the Misses ran things.
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And a damn shitty job she did, too.

Excelsior!

Posted by: Manbearpig at December 23, 2021 01:50 PM (sWM8x)

179 OT: Apparently I missed this, but Pooty-poot's new under construction hypersonic missile carrier went up in flames a couple of days ago.

I'm wondering if there were some mysterious guys with Ukrainian accents around the shipyard about that time.

tinyurl.com/yckzpyrb

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:50 PM (bW8dp)

180 170 Has this dick sucking whore ever worn anything other than a pantsuit?
Posted by: Capital Eff


I'll take 'nothing below the waist' for $200, Alex.

Posted by: JEM tami's donation link is http://strayrescue.org I'm in for $100 at December 23, 2021 01:50 PM (8erNz)

181 173 Reports this morning about staffers for Kamala and Joe "heading for the hills"

nobody wants to be tagged with failure
Posted by: Judge Crater

=========

And yet, Biden and Kamala will remain.

Democrats don't want anything to do with the pair, but they foisted the pair on America, making them the Party's standard bearers for four years.

It is to laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

182 I think that Kamala has ancestors that are African apart from her Indian ancestry.

Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 01:51 PM (OaZlZ)

183 nypost says verdict. But it's media.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 01:51 PM (qpolg)

184 Kamala Harris is where she is today based on her skin color, her sex, and and ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 01:51 PM (ESjRY)

185 179 OT: Apparently I missed this, but Pooty-poot's new under construction hypersonic missile carrier went up in flames a couple of days ago.

I'm wondering if there were some mysterious guys with Ukrainian accents around the shipyard about that time.

tinyurl.com/yckzpyrb
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:50 PM (bW8dp)

More likely the work of Russian engineering safety standards imo.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 01:51 PM (z5Vrg)

186 Gets chosen by her boss because she's a woman.

Says I get treated badly because I'm a woman.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 01:51 PM (IbV0w)

187 I'll tell you this, if she gave me a little of the Willie Brown treatment there'd be a raise in it for her.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (ESjRY)

188 I have to agree with her. She's nothing but a cock-sucker who is a completely incompetent communist hack, which is exactly what BootyFag is, but he gets better press than her. The only difference between the two is skin color.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (jO1gQ)

189 > It's that Republican prick, President Alan Alda!

I never watched that show. Did they seriously have Alan Motherfucking Alda playing a Republican?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (bW8dp)

190 182 I think that Kamala has ancestors that are African apart from her Indian ancestry.
Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 01:51 PM (OaZlZ)

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One thing's for sure, she's definitely more black than Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (LvTSG)

191 I know I would be treating her better if she were a white man.

Because she would be getting my order of large fries, and I can respect that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (vOGqy)

192 She's right you know. Remember how much the media loved Dick Cheney? Good times...good times.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (6L9DR)

193 No one's chanting "F*** Kamala Harris." 
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No one is going to fall on that grenade.

She's only good for blowjobs, cause you don't have to look at her

Posted by: Lrrr at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (6WGa5)

194 She's not helping herself at all by pulling out the race card. Keep digging Kamala.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (nxdel)

195 >>So..she's passin'?

Posted by: BignJames



well, now wikipedia says her father is 'afro-jamaican', so I guess the one drop rule is in effect

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (0KxNW)

196 Kumswala, seriously. It's 2021. You're not popular because your family was a part of the slave trade in the 1800's.

Get wit da times, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

197 "Harris has been privately complaining to her allies that the media's coverage of her would be better if she were any of her 48 White male predecessors"

Yeah. How 'bout it, media?
Gonna give Veep Harris the same 'kid glove treatment' you proffered Dick Cheney, Dan Quayle, GHW Bush, Gerald Ford, Spiro Agnew, Richard Nixon...?

Posted by: jbspry at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (ATe9j)

198 She's right you know. Remember how much the media loved Dick Cheney?

Hey, we love dick! Just...underage dick.

Posted by: The FNM at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (ESjRY)

199 > I'll tell you this, if she gave me a little of the Willie Brown treatment there'd be a raise in it for her.

She's way too old for you, Joe.

Hell, the ugly stepdaughter is way too old for you.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (bW8dp)

200 >>>Don't know if it's a verdict or an announcement that the jury is hung.

sounds like the latter

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (0G13K)

201 You go, girl!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Xrfse)

202 Wilson had a stroke and the Misses ran things.

Was she also in the KKK?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Irn0L)

203 I dunno, the race card is pretty powerful when the press is on your side

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (0KxNW)

204 Someone on Portland Reddit posted that they had been infected with Covid, despite being triple-vaxxed. A whole bunch of other people chimed in that they also had Covid, despite being triple-vaxxed. Apparently a whole bunch of "triple-vaxxed" people in Portland have gotten Covid in the last week.

This is causing a Spiritual Crisis - you see, these are the Good People - the people who double-mask, are masked outside, and obediently got their vaccinations.

The Good People don't deserve to get Covid, as opposed to the Bad People, who support Trump, don't mask, didn't get vaccinated, and deserve to have lingering and unpleasant deaths.

The people with Covid are busy reassuring themselves that they would be far sicker if they hadn't been vaccinated - why, they'd probably be on a respirator if they hadn't had their shots! After all, Omicron is leaving death and severe illness in its wake, so the evil Bad People are still going to get theirs for their impiety.

Surely it's not possible that the vaccines don't actually work against Omicron. Spiritual Crisis.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (I2/tG)

205 185 179 OT: Apparently I missed this, but Pooty-poot's new under construction hypersonic missile carrier went up in flames a couple of days ago.

I'm wondering if there were some mysterious guys with Ukrainian accents around the shipyard about that time.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Bonhomme_Richard_(LHD-6)

We live in a very brittle glass house, it's difficult to cast stones from where this country stands now.

Posted by: JEM tami's donation link is http://strayrescue.org I'm in for $100 at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (8erNz)

206 Don't know if it's a verdict or an announcement that the jury is hung.

sounds like the latter
Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (0G13K)

I hope so.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 01:53 PM (Irn0L)

207 I wouldn't trust a title check by Kamala Harris given her inattention to detail.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 23, 2021 01:54 PM (jm7If)

208 Hell, the ugly stepdaughter is way too old for you.

Hey don't insult my granddaughter! She kisses better then her mother!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 01:54 PM (ESjRY)

209 > She's only good for blowjobs, cause you don't have to look at her

She was reasonably cute when she was young.

She hit the wall early and hard, though, and the horrific cosmetic surgery hasn't helped.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:54 PM (bW8dp)

210 Women of all skin tones are running major corporations, going up in space, wearing black robes or white lab coats, flying combat helicopters ... etc etc... and these can't-compete-dames are still whining. Well, I'll say it: fck Kamala Harris. And fck the strawman she rode in on.

Posted by: itsacookbook at December 23, 2021 01:54 PM (yPxXc)

211 "Black Female" is Kamala's job description, career path, claim to fame... Send her DNA off in the mail, see what comes back. Slick Willie? Strom Thurmond?

Posted by: klaftern at December 23, 2021 01:54 PM (taPSh)

212 "Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office."

Nope. Pushing a broom. Or making jewelry out of her magical nose goblins at the special home.

Posted by: boxx culvert, waitin for the clampdown. at December 23, 2021 01:54 PM (9s20h)

213 170 Has this dick sucking whore ever worn anything other than a pantsuit?
Posted by: Capital Eff
__________

She did wear a dress at the inauguration. (Had to look it up). She has also done some of those fawning magazine pieces where she's been photographed in suits with skirts.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 01:55 PM (k4dH2)

214
The Good People don't deserve to get Covid, as opposed to the Bad People, who support Trump, don't mask, didn't get vaccinated, and deserve to have lingering and unpleasant deaths.


One of the less pleasant part of arguing with Branch Covidians is that they revert to "you just want everyone to get COVID!" because they won't hear, "everyone is going to get COVID eventually".

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 01:55 PM (ESjRY)

215 She's professionally black. Career black. Remember, affirmative action has been law in the US since about when she was born, unis and employers want high-caste POC that come without the baggage of real blackness.

Posted by: JEM tami's donation link is http://strayrescue.org I'm in for $100 at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM

Remember the 2004 Presidential campaign when Teresa Heinz Kerry got ridiculed by the left for saying she is African-American... when she actually *is* African-American (she's from South Africa).

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 01:55 PM (Do5/p)

216 I doubt Willie Brown woulda wanted to fuck Kamala if she were a white man. At least I don't think so.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2021 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

217 The Times' piece, which focused on Harris' struggle to "define herself" within the Biden White House, noted that she held no "headlining role"
------------------

What about her role as the Donkey Show Czarina?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 01:55 PM (r7lEv)

218 Btw, this is the same media that licks the Squad's collective taint.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 23, 2021 01:55 PM (BoOUn)

219 Who's dick to I have to suck to be treated like a smart lady?
Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris


Does that work?

Posted by: AOC at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (OFJlJ)

220 214
One of the less pleasant part of arguing with Branch Covidians is that they revert to "you just want everyone to get COVID!" because they won't hear, "everyone is going to get COVID eventually".
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 01:55 PM (ESjRY)

=========

Everyone just needs to believe!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (LvTSG)

221 She's professionally black. Career black. Remember, affirmative action has been law in the US since about when she was born, unis and employers want high-caste POC that come without the baggage of real blackness.
Posted by: JEM tami's donation link is http://strayrescue.org I'm in for $100 at December 23, 2021 01:49 PM (8erNz)


She's black except when it's more convenient for her to be Asian, like during AAPI month.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (Ez6QX)

222 This raven-haired lass is pretty sure that Kamala's problems stem not from her sex or color, but from her rank incompetence and the fact that she rose through the ranks by lying on her back rather than working effectively:
https://is.gd/NdRklT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (DU+/6)

223 This is what having 'race' on applications and implementing affirmative action gets you.

A dipshit whore who's major accomplishments are knee callouses and skin color.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Kamala is half-correct here; Joe Biden is the reason for her low poll numbers, but not because of racism or sexism. Most Americans see/hear very little about/from Harris. The people think the country is a mess, so they blame Biden. Kamala is associated with him, so his poor polling and abject failure drags her down, too, through association only. That's it.

Posted by: Grimmy at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (NWmy4)

225 It also reported she was reaching out to prominent figures like Hillary Clinton to help determine her future direction.
---------------------

Now THERE'S a truly epic display of desperation.

Also of lousy judgment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (r7lEv)

226 This raven-haired lass is pretty sure that Kamala's problems stem not from her sex or color, but from her rank incompetence and the fact that she rose through the ranks by lying on her back rather than working effectively:
https://is.gd/NdRklT
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (DU+/6)



Oh how can I disappoint thee. Let me count the ways......


One......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Kamala is not really wrong. If she was a white man, she might be a protected D congress critter but certainly wouldn't be in the executive branch. So there wouldn't be any expectations on her, she'd mostly ignored and would be propped up as needed to protect the seat from an R challenger.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (3cGpq)

228 She hit the wall early and hard, though, and the horrific cosmetic surgery hasn't helped.

****

You mean that forehead you could sell ad space on?

Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 01:57 PM (W3VUu)

229 The latest end of the world freakout: the new C band 5G spectrum will make planes crash when it is turned on by Vz and Att.

It is close to the bands that aircraft radio altimeters use. But those altimeters are only used to give precise height above ground for the last 100ft or so before landing. Especially useful when landing in poor visibility. So no big deal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 01:57 PM (bKdTl)

230 Before: Aw hell no you can't make ma in charge of the border Joe

Now: They won't give me a high profile role because I'm a woman. Or cuz I'm black. Or because I'm a lesbian. Wait, sorry, haven't claimed the last one yet, saving that for if I get caught in a scandal.

Posted by: Kamel toe at December 23, 2021 01:57 PM (ESjRY)

231 I love IT doublespeak.

It's not an outage, it's "unplanned maintenance."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 01:57 PM (DU+/6)

232 This is what having 'race' on applications and implementing affirmative action gets you.

A dipshit whore who's major accomplishments are knee callouses and skin color.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Spot on. We don't get the BEST of the BEST, we get the dregs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 01:57 PM (Irn0L)

233 Willlie says she is good fucking but , not fucking good

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 23, 2021 01:57 PM (M+Lyo)

234 > You mean that forehead you could sell ad space on?

We used to call that a fivehead.

Or maybe a sixhead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 01:57 PM (bW8dp)

235 I wonder what KH would do if she had to put up with what (still)President Trump went thru for 4 years and this bitch is whining not even 1 yr into her "swallowing" job.

Posted by: sidney at December 23, 2021 01:58 PM (LJJah)

236 They might treat you better if you weren't a dumb whore. They need a good little puppet to do their bidding and not sound like a total idiot every time you open you cackling mouth.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 23, 2021 01:58 PM (hlxe7)

237 : Apparently I missed this, but Pooty-poot's new under construction hypersonic missile carrier went up in flames a couple of days ago.

-
Where's Smokey the Bear when you need him?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 23, 2021 01:58 PM (XcS0Y)

238 One of the less pleasant part of arguing with Branch Covidians is that they revert to "you just want everyone to get COVID!" because they won't hear, "everyone is going to get COVID eventually".

just had convo with someone who was upset that her DIL came down with the vid because she went to a party in NYC against everyone's advice.

When I asked: "how could she get the bug if everyone in NYC is double vaxxed and boosted?"

she just rolled right over that question and started yammering about something else

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2021 01:58 PM (DJFLF)

239 Kamala is young for a politician. Plenty of years to run a """foundation""" to """help people"""".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 01:58 PM (bKdTl)

240 Triple vaxxed with the corona is like stabbing your self three times so you are ready for when an undocumented immigrant in Philly does.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 01:58 PM (ESjRY)

241 It sounds like we're getting into Juicy Smollett territory here.

Maybe it's time Kamala becomes the cuckquean.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2021 01:58 PM (r0ADi)

242 well, now wikipedia says her father is 'afro-jamaican', so I guess the one drop rule is in effect
Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (0KxNW)

Go look at the history of the page. Its hilarious how that bit changed over time.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 01:59 PM (IbV0w)

243
It's not an outage, it's "unplanned maintenance."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 01:57 PM (DU+/6)



I have witnessed this.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

244 Kamala, all media is in your tribe, because they are all outed Democrats. The real question is, why is the democrat party failing you?

It is too bad she has no shred of self introspection to realize she is getting in her own way. Gotta blame whitey.

Posted by: LizLem at December 23, 2021 01:59 PM (dDN/W)

245 A while back: Just get the shot and you can never get covid

Then: Just get the booster and you can't get covid

Now:You've got covid. Uh...sorry.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 01:59 PM (ESjRY)

246 One of the less pleasant part of arguing with Branch Covidians is that they revert to "you just want everyone to get COVID!" because they won't hear, "everyone is going to get COVID eventually".

What makes it even funnier is that it becoming increasingly obvious that a prior Covid infection provides much better protection against Omicron than being "triple vaxxed".

That means that the Trump-supporting hicks in rural Oregon, who mostly have gotten infected rather than vaccinated, are much better protected against Omicron than Portland sophisticates.

But I did everything right!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 01:59 PM (I2/tG)

247 This entire schtick she puts on has to be exhausting. Everything the left does has to be exhausting.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 02:00 PM (QYPq3)

248 226 This raven-haired lass is pretty sure that Kamala's problems stem not from her sex or color, but from her rank incompetence and the fact that she rose through the ranks by lying on her back rather than working effectively:
https://is.gd/NdRklT
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Those eyes. Oh God, those eyes. The rest is nice, but damn, those eyes are just SDS bits into the soul...

Posted by: JEM tami's donation link is http://strayrescue.org I'm in for $100 at December 23, 2021 02:00 PM (8erNz)

249 "Harris has been privately complaining to her allies that the media's coverage of her would be better if she were any of her 48 White male predecessors"
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Wait - wut? She has allies? Like friends? No way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 02:00 PM (r7lEv)

250 > Triple vaxxed with the corona is like stabbing your self three times so you are ready for when an undocumented immigrant in Philly does.

Oh, DO shut up.

Could you maybe consider keeping the vaxx ranting to one of the roughly 500 other vaxx threads that are on here every single day?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 02:00 PM (bW8dp)

251 Here's a good way to tell that you failed at life.

Being 57 years old and using phrases like "I need to define myself".

Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 02:00 PM (W3VUu)

252 It also reported she was reaching out to prominent figures like Hillary Clinton to help determine her future direction.
===

This is like a drowning blackish woman saying "QUICK, hand me that anvil."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (iDcra)

253 Some women blame the men in their lives, but, don't mention if they are black or white.
Some men blame the women in their lives, but don't mention if they are black or white.

It seems politicians always find it necessary to qualify their victim hood by mentioning the race of their perceived oppressor.

Posted by: old chick at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (sOete)

254 Does she realize that there's a whole 'nother way to get favorable coverage? You know, by doing something good?

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (OFJlJ)

255 Floor, face, spit or swallow?

Posted by: Stormy D at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (GYllL)

256 A while back: Just get the shot and you can never get covid

Then: Just get the booster and you can't get covid

Now:You've got covid. Uh...sorry.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 01:59 PM (ESjRY)


But now you have SUPER IMMUNITY.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (Ez6QX)

257 To the best of my knowledge, and I will be the first to admit that I don't know everything, neither Binger nor Krause have ever been subjected to a strap on dildo, pony ride by Kamala Harris, while they attempted to blow each other.

If you have heard tell of an underground VHS tape labeled "Brown Fun" reputed to be for sale at adult bookstores in which Binger feeds Krauss an entire German chocolate cake chased with a box of Ex-Lax, that is definitely not so.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (QU5/8)

258 Don't know if it's a verdict or an announcement that the jury is hung.

sounds like the latter
__________

That would be my guess. The announcement is supposed to happen in half an hour or so (1:30 central), so we'll know soon enough.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (k4dH2)

259 If the Politico article is to be believed, Puddinhead's staff is at war with Kameltoe's. Kameltoe's staff got no invitations to any of the White House holiday festivities. I don't think I've ever heard of that happening before.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (sWM8x)

260 I can't help but notice these oh so strong Yay Queens always have the same excuse when they fuck something up. It's just not fair because the world hates girls. Oh go fuck yourself right off a building.

Taylor Swift whined about this once; that women are treated differently than men in the music industry. You're right, you simple bitch, women just have to be cute and moderately talented and they can be stars.

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (tRd71)

261 Always remember, it is not "President" Biden or "Vice President" Harris.

They will always be known as Dementia Joe and The Ho.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 23, 2021 02:02 PM (qoLdL)

262 well, now wikipedia says her father is 'afro-jamaican', so I guess the one drop rule is in effect
Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 01:52 PM (0KxNW)

Ever hear "The best part of you dripped down your mothers leg"? Now I am not saying that about harris, and I am not saying I am not.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:02 PM (Irn0L)

263 >Go look at the history of the page. Its hilarious how that bit changed over time.

Posted by: ...


well, I donated my complete set of Funk & Wagnall's to Goodwill, so wiki's all I got

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 02:02 PM (0KxNW)

264 Does she realize that there's a whole 'nother way to get favorable coverage? You know, by doing something good?
Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (OFJlJ)
++++
Imposing subjective external standards that are informed by the dominant cultural history of whiteness onto Kamala Harris is a method of perpetuating white supremacism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 02:02 PM (DU+/6)

265
But now you have SUPER IMMUNITY.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 02:01 PM (Ez6QX)



Next year, you will start to see the re-infection rates, vaxxed versus unvaxxed.

THAT will be interesting......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

266 "Harris has been privately complaining to her allies that the media's coverage of her would be better if she were any of her 48 White male predecessors"
===

Nothing like privately complaining to the gossip rag, the NYT. About as private as you can be.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:03 PM (iDcra)

267 >>> When I asked: "how could she get the bug if everyone in NYC is double vaxxed and boosted?"
she just rolled right over that question and started yammering about something else
Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2021 01:58 PM (DJFLF)

It is all those white redneck republicans that secretly live in NYC spreading the covid!

The main thing the virus attacks is common sense.

Posted by: LizLem at December 23, 2021 02:03 PM (dDN/W)

268 264 Imposing subjective external standards that are informed by the dominant cultural history of whiteness onto Kamala Harris is a method of perpetuating white supremacism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 02:02 PM (DU+/6)

========

She disinclines to acquiesce to their request.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

269 Always remember, it is not "President" Biden or "Vice President" Harris.

They will always be known as Dementia Joe and The Ho.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 23, 2021 02:02 PM (qoLdL)



It reminds me of that TV show back in the day.....what was it.......Oh yeah.

The Bear and BJ.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

270
"There is a double standard; it's sadly alive and well," Clinton said. "A lot of what is being used to judge her, just like it was to judge me, or the women who ran in 2020, or everybody else, is really colored by that."


Sarah Palin says "Hi".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2021 02:03 PM (n+4am)

271 Regarding Hillary's comment about double standards, has anybody checked back with those women they interviewed back in 2016 and see if they've managed to come up with any accomplishments of Hillary's yet?

Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 02:04 PM (W3VUu)

272 245 A while back: Just get the shot and you can never get covid

Then: Just get the booster and you can't get covid

Now:You've got covid. Uh...sorry.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 01:59 PM (ESjRY)

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Rabbit's feet would have been more effective, less hassle, a far less costly ... but far less profitable for the billionaires and other elitist parasites who don't have enough money yet -- because no amount of money can fill the void in their souls.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 02:04 PM (8TvI0)

273 well, I donated my complete set of Funk & Wagnall's to Goodwill, so wiki's all I got
Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 02:02 PM (0KxNW)

The wiki history I mean. I believe initially it bragged about her being the first Indian this and that. Nothing about any kind of blackness. Then they started adding in details that implied she's black.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 02:04 PM (IbV0w)

274 H.L. Mencken for our time. Thank you Ace.

Posted by: Zek at December 23, 2021 02:04 PM (lcQJG)

275 225 It also reported she was reaching out to prominent figures like Hillary Clinton to help determine her future direction.
---------------------
Now THERE'S a truly epic display of desperation.

Also of lousy judgment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 01:56 PM

Not necessarily. Like many failed politicians, Hillary has some great advice to give, if you just do the opposite of what she says...

Posted by: Grimmy at December 23, 2021 02:04 PM (NWmy4)

276
Ever hear "The best part of you dripped down your mothers leg"? Now I am not saying that about harris, and I am not saying I am not.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:02 PM (Irn0L)



"The best part of you dripped down your mother's asscrack and left a brown stain on the mattress."

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

277 We're kinda at the point - to paraphrase Buckley - where we'd prefer the top most-followed girls on Chaturbate running the country over what we have now.

I doubt Kamala would rate.

Posted by: JEM tami's donation link is http://strayrescue.org I'm in for $100 at December 23, 2021 02:04 PM (8erNz)

278 "There is a double standard; it's sadly alive and well," Clinton said. "A lot of what is being used to judge her, just like it was to judge me, or the women who ran in 2020, or everybody else, is really colored by that."
++++
I remain convinced that Hillary had that glass ceiling at the Javitz Center rigged to shatter when she won the election.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 02:05 PM (DU+/6)

279 Yeah, I'm tapping out. Vaxx crap is where threads go to die.

Y'all have a wonderful afternoon regurgitating it again for the 500th time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 02:05 PM (bW8dp)

280 Some women blame the men in their lives, but, don't mention if they are black or white.
Some men blame the women in their lives, but don't mention if they are black or white.

It seems politicians always find it necessary to qualify their victim hood by mentioning the race of their perceived oppressor.

Posted by: old chick

It seems BLACK politicians always find it necessary to qualify their victim hood by mentioning the race of their WHITE oppressor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:05 PM (iDcra)

281 Sarah Palin says "Hi".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2021 02:03 PM (n+4am

That was different. She wanted to ban Harry Potter. Can you imagine such a thing?

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 02:05 PM (IbV0w)

282 The latest end of the world freakout: the new C band 5G spectrum will make planes crash when it is turned on by Vz and Att.

It is close to the bands that aircraft radio altimeters use. But those altimeters are only used to give precise height above ground for the last 100ft or so before landing. Especially useful when landing in poor visibility. So no big deal.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 01:57 PM (bKdTl)

can you hear me now?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 02:05 PM (8D42x)

283 23 When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

Oh, this one is good. Excellent, in fact.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell's Vagyna form Chyna at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (R2gO3)

284 279 Yeah, I'm tapping out. Vaxx crap is where threads go to die.

Y'all have a wonderful afternoon regurgitating it again for the 500th time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2021 02:05 PM (bW8dp)

=======

So, Star Trek...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

285 >>> women just have to be cute and moderately talented and they can be stars.

This also applies to cute, moderately talented, easily groomable teen boys, but your point still stands.

Posted by: LizLem at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (dDN/W)

286 If she were a man, she would be a fluffer on a gay porn set struggling to make child support payments.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (jm7If)

287 Seriously, she could pull out her whole hard on crime persona she used to have in Calizuela
-----------------

Please don't use the phrase "hard on" in a sentence about Kamala.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (r7lEv)

288 >>>Sarah Palin says "Hi".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2021 02:03 PM (n+4am)

Bye

Posted by: Todd Palin at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (QYPq3)

289 119 About 4 miles down the freeway from me...

Posted by: MAxIE at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (dVkJu)

290 251 Here's a good way to tell that you failed at life.

Being 57 years old and using phrases like "I need to define myself".
Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 02:00 PM (W3VUu)

*checks current age*
*looks at failure age*
Shit. Don't have that much time left until I've officially failed at life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (II3Gr)

291
"When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick."

One of the greatest lines I have read in my 15-ish years here.

LOL!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (KPXyg)

292 Elon Musk is an African American.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (jYQlA)

293 =======

So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (LvTSG)



It's why I stopped reading those comments a LONG time ago......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

294 It's all part of the process.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (r0ADi)

295 >>The wiki history I mean....

Posted by: ...


yeah
Orwell's 'endless present where the Party is always right'

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (0KxNW)

296 No decent american would chant, "F*ck Kamala Harris," that's inappropriate. "Kamala Harris sucks," is another matter.

Posted by: steve poling at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (J3cMN)

297 She really hasn't been placed in a position to succeed.

Women excel when you put them in positions that play to their natural strengths: nurturing, decorating, being emotional, complaining, having boobs and shopping.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (5We2S)

298 283 23 When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)

Oh, this one is good. Excellent, in fact.
Posted by: Eric Swallwell's Vagyna form Chyna


Swalwell at least had good taste. His Chinese poon was pretty hot.

Posted by: JEM tami's donation link is http://strayrescue.org I'm in for $100 at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (8erNz)

299 Poor widdle whore

Posted by: It's me donna at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (TdaKq)

300 If Kamala could ever solve the mysterious root cause (open borders) of illegal immigration (hint: open borders) maybe her numbers would go up (ans: open borders).


But such a vexing problem needs more years of study and commissions and experts so she really isn't to blame.

Posted by: Ripley at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (MxEKc)

301 "There is a double standard; it's sadly alive and well," Clinton said.

The female pro-Antifa mayoral candidate in Portland blamed "sexism" for her defeat, of course.

Let's see: the governor is female, the secretary of state (i.e. the lieutenant governor) is female, the most powerful person in the Oregon legislature is female, two of the five city councilmen in Portland are female, and all five county commissioners in Portland's county are female.

Yeah, sexism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 02:08 PM (I2/tG)

302
If Kameltoe really wanted to be successful, she'd promote every policy Donald Trump promoted, 10 times harder.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2021 02:08 PM (KPXyg)

303 I never watched that show. Did they seriously have Alan Motherfucking Alda playing a Republican?
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I watched the first episode but when it had the plot be an Evangelical preacher GOP kingmaker insulting the JFK clone's Jewish press secretary [or senior staffer of some type] I knew it was too b.s. to watch.

I watched a bit of the few final shows and they had Alda be a moderate Rep. who I think won the presidential election but it was okay because he was going to be just like having a Dem as president!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 02:08 PM (UHVv4)

304 Yeah, I'm tapping out.

So long, farewell.

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at December 23, 2021 02:08 PM (Xrfse)

305 297 She really hasn't been placed in a position to succeed.

Women excel when you put them in positions that play to their natural strengths: nurturing, decorating, being emotional, complaining, having boobs and shopping.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


We like shopping. We sometimes like governanance.

Posted by: Zombie Maggie, Indira, and Golda at December 23, 2021 02:08 PM (8erNz)

306 A couple of years from now, when all these vaxxers start having heart problems

who ya gonna call ??

wont be the gov and it wont be Pfizer

might as well be the ghostbusters

Posted by: REDACTED at December 23, 2021 02:08 PM (us2H3)

307 297 She really hasn't been placed in a position to succeed.

Women excel when you put them in positions that play to their natural strengths: nurturing, decorating, being emotional, complaining, having boobs and shopping.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (5We2S)

I'd take nurturing off the list.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 02:09 PM (II3Gr)

308 23 When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick.

Posted by: ace at December 23, 2021 01:31 PM (0G13K)
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That is right up there with "war cock" and I'm ROTFL.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:09 PM (iDcra)

309 As a racist white man I believe Kamala deserves her own chant, my recommendation?

Lets Go Camel Toe!

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 23, 2021 02:09 PM (GuyJI)

310 If Kameltoe really wanted to be successful, she'd promote every policy Donald Trump promoted, 10 times harder.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 23, 2021 02:08 PM (KPXyg)



Really not even that. She was named Border Czar or whatever. If she would've closed the border, she'd be more popular than Shitpants by a long shot. She'd even have a chance at getting support in replacing the demented old fuck.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

311 293 =======
So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

It's why I stopped reading those comments a LONG time ago......
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

So, an opportune time to ask the Horde to put me some knowledge:

Who is the football player who does the shoe commercials where he starts in a long grey beard and wig and ends up saying "Okay, guys, let's get to work"?

I don't keep up with the pros these days.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2021 02:09 PM (dfRN6)

312 Add manipulating, humiliating and emasculating.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 02:09 PM (II3Gr)

313 In case someone else hasn't already mentioned it, Vice Presidents aren't supposed to be in the news, except during the election campaign and in the rare instance if the President is under sedation because of surgery or, God forbid, is assassinated.

The only reason VP Pence got any headlines during the Trump administration, was because he was put in charge of overseeing the COVID plandemic. Otherwise, he wouldn't normally rate even a single paragraph in the daily news.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 23, 2021 02:10 PM (R5lpX)

314 I watched a bit of the few final shows and they had Alda be a moderate Rep. who I think won the presidential election but it was okay because he was going to be just like having a Dem as president!

No, he lost to Senator Organa, because GOP voters were surprisingly unmotivated.

Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 02:10 PM (kOpft)

315 297 She really hasn't been placed in a position to succeed.

Women excel when you put them in positions that play to their natural strengths: nurturing, decorating, being emotional, complaining, having boobs and shopping.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (5We2S)
===

Sandwich makin', dish washin', clothes washin', cookin', vacuumin'...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:10 PM (iDcra)

316 297 She really hasn't been placed in a position to succeed.
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She was chosen for her ability to fail.
Every step she takes, every move she makes
we'll be watching her.

not Joe [\i]

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 02:11 PM (46KNC)

317 You wouldn't be VP if you were a white man, bint.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2021 02:11 PM (acsaG)

318 314 No, he lost to Senator Organa, because GOP voters were surprisingly unmotivated.
Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 02:10 PM (kOpft)

=======

Aaron Sorkin understands Republicans better than Republican leaders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

319 Regarding Hillary's comment about double standards,

-
They're bad except when they're good?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 23, 2021 02:11 PM (XcS0Y)

320 306 A couple of years from now, when all these vaxxers start having heart problems

who ya gonna call ??

wont be the gov and it wont be Pfizer
__________

Oh come now, Pfizer will have all sorts of heart drugs to sell to the vaxxed!

For a hefty price, of course.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 02:11 PM (k4dH2)

321 Sandwich makin', dish washin', clothes washin', cookin', vacuumin'...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:10 PM (iDcra)

Birthin' babies. Sons, preferably.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 02:11 PM (II3Gr)

322 Yeah, I'm tapping out.

I'm out! I'm out of the contest.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at December 23, 2021 02:11 PM (Do5/p)

323 Who is the football player who does the shoe commercials where he starts in a long grey beard and wig and ends up saying "Okay, guys, let's get to work"?

I don't keep up with the pros these days.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2021 02:09 PM (dfRN6)



This does not seem familiar to me......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

324 Women excel when you put them in positions that play to their natural strengths: nurturing, decorating, being emotional, complaining, having boobs and shopping.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:07 PM (5We2S)

I'd take nurturing off the list.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 02:09 PM (II3Gr)


Plus I am no good at decorating and I hate shopping.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 02:12 PM (Ez6QX)

325 Sandwich makin', dish washin', clothes washin', cookin', vacuumin'...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:10 PM (iDcra)


Barefoot, pregnant and chained to the stove...

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 23, 2021 02:12 PM (R5lpX)

326 Kyle is lucky that he didn't draw the Karen juror that Kim Potter drew

Posted by: REDACTED at December 23, 2021 02:12 PM (us2H3)

327 The first wave of the KKK was about Negroes, the second wave of the KKK was Catholics (Irish, Italians, etc), the 3rd wave was Negroes again

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 02:12 PM (X5CsJ)

328 313 ...Vice Presidents aren't supposed to be in the news, except during the election campaign and in the rare instance if the President is under sedation because of surgery or, God forbid, is assassinated.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 23, 2021 02:10 PM (R5lpX)
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Attend the funerals of heads of state.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 02:12 PM (46KNC)

329 New York will require masks and social distancing at Times Square New Years celebration

LOL, yeah, how the fuck are they gonna do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (Irn0L)

330 Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office.

Posted by: Ace at 01:26 PM

This X1000
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 01:28 PM (Ez6QX


I'm not comfortable believing she's capable of doing honest work .

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (y7DUB)

331 267 It is all those white redneck republicans that secretly live in NYC spreading the covid!

The main thing the virus attacks is common sense.
Posted by: LizLem at December 23, 2021 02:03 PM

Hey!! You'll blow my cover!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (qoLdL)

332 You have frequently mentioned your dear daughter,Bitter Clinger. I assume she is quite capable of doing things very well other than the ones which you mentioned.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (kv9Mt)

333 Kamala record on border issues just demands .. ridicule

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (X5CsJ)

334 Kamala is black much in the same way that I am a ballerina.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (jTmQV)

335 It was never in doubt the race and sex cards would be played with Harris. They'll be used extensively when (if) she's installed in the Oval Office to ram the radical's agenda down our throats and whenever "security" issues arise from you unclean, unmasked heathens who refuse to toe the line.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (BFigT)

336 But seriously the GOP should really put the "oral history" of Kamala out there more publically.

Might help the winemoms and LIVs understand the depths of cynicism of the "Biden-Harris Administration." Have Peter Doocy ask about whether it reflects on Joe's integrity and ethics, or if he just ignored it because Affirmative Action Box-Checking. Seriously, f'ing ask it in public.

Posted by: Zek at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (lcQJG)

337 Let's see: the governor is female, the secretary of state (i.e. the lieutenant governor) is female, the most powerful person in the Oregon legislature is female, two of the five city councilmen in Portland are female, and all five county commissioners in Portland's county are female.
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That explains so much about the predicament that Portland and Oregon are in. So. Much

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (iDcra)

338 WACISM!!!

Posted by: Li'l Kamala at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (vted1)

339 Swalwell at least had good taste. His Chinese poon was pretty hot.

I figure when the Chinese figure how to encode classified material in spermatazoa...

Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2021 02:14 PM (8erNz)

340 >>> Women excel when you put them in positions that play to their natural strengths: nurturing, decorating, being emotional, complaining, having boobs and shopping.

There are plenty of strong women who have done well politically, likeThatcher. The problem is the third wave of feminism combined with CRT does not have the same crucible effect I think to build strong modern politicians. They think learning victimization 101 in college equals life experience. That combo was with quid pro blow gives us politicians like Kamala ill equipped to be anything useful.

Posted by: LizLem at December 23, 2021 02:14 PM (dDN/W)

341 334 Kamala is black much in the same way that I am a ballerina.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (jTmQV)

So you got to where you are by sucking ballerina dick?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 02:14 PM (z5Vrg)

342
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Fairfax County police have seized electronics and hard drives of Rick Saleeby, CNN producer for Jake Tapper, after FaceTime calls and texts appear to show solicitation of underage photos reported by Project Veritas, per individual close to investigation -
@HumanEvents

Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 02:14 PM (W3VUu)

343 The vice president is where politicians go to lose political careers.

Outside of very specific cases vice presidents make for horrible presidents.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 23, 2021 02:14 PM (0OmEj)

344 Kamala has had far worse coverge than the likes of Mike Pence and Dick Cheney... just 2 of her 48 predecessors

Posted by: RealityMan at December 23, 2021 02:15 PM (7NSrk)

345 337 Let's see: the governor is female, the secretary of state (i.e. the lieutenant governor) is female, the most powerful person in the Oregon legislature is female, two of the five city councilmen in Portland are female, and all five county commissioners in Portland's county are female.
===

That explains so much about the predicament that Portland and Oregon are in. So. Much
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious


I hate to have to agree, but...yeah.

Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2021 02:15 PM (8erNz)

346 266 "Harris has been privately complaining to her allies that the media's coverage of her would be better if she were any of her 48 White male predecessors"
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Nothing like privately complaining to the gossip rag, the NYT. About as private as you can be.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:03 PM (iDcra)
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It's a shot across the bow of the SS Biden. They're slugging it out in the media. Kamala has worked her charm on Dementia Joe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 02:15 PM (r7lEv)

347 342
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Fairfax County police have seized electronics and hard drives of Rick Saleeby, CNN producer for Jake Tapper, after FaceTime calls and texts appear to show solicitation of underage photos reported by Project Veritas, per individual close to investigation -
@HumanEvents
Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 02:14 PM (W3VUu)

========

The FBI is taking over the case and has put Saleeby into protective custody in Aruba.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

348 Kamala Harris in the form of 'a race car driver.'


https://youtu.be/ZolVMIelrGw?t=14

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

349 Sandwich makin', dish washin', clothes washin', cookin', vacuumin'...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:10 PM (iDcra)


Fair.

She would make a good cabinet member, she could be in charge of keeping the cabinets stocked and organized.

Made the Secretary of the Interior, so she could do mostly domestic duties, decorate the White House, pick out scented candles, set out little dishes of holiday candies, that sort of thing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:15 PM (5We2S)

350 No, he lost to Senator Organa, because GOP voters were surprisingly unmotivated.
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Darn! I thought he was wishy-washy enough to have won! Another bipartisan dream shot down!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (UHVv4)

351 It's Christmas weekend!

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (0duIx)

352 346 It's a shot across the bow of the SS Biden. They're slugging it out in the media. Kamala has worked her charm on Dementia Joe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 02:15 PM (r7lEv)

========

This media slap fight has been going on for months now.

It amuses me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

353 342 Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 02:14 PM (W3VUu)

Kompromat is there so you can force job openings, it is not as though a non-party member will magically become Jake the Slake Tapper's producer now.

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (Lzpvj)

354 You know who else has turned out to be a big, fat zero?

Pete Bootyjuice, that's who.

There are solutions to the backlog in the ports. He could make himself a rock star by addressing that problem. He'd rather do nothing than run the risk of failure.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (sWM8x)

355 ...much in the same way that I am a ballerina, which is to say, not at all!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (jTmQV)

356 I know one man (at least) who can thank this woman for the fact that he is not incarcerated or dead at this point in time.

And it wasn't easy.

And I managed to accomplish that feat in my limited time that was left after shopping, complaining, getting my nails did, manipulating and being generally despicable and unworthy.

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (DJFLF)

357
I remain convinced that Hillary had that glass ceiling at the Javitz Center rigged to shatter when she won the election.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 02:05 PM (DU+/6)


Which would have been fucking high-larious when the Donk delegates below had been showered with razor-sharp glass. They would have been knee-deep in gore, and it would have all been the fault of the MEN in charge of the facility because they would have sabotaged the beautiful symbolism of the womyn-conceived moment by not going up to the roof and sanding down the glass edges before letting the pieces drop.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (n+4am)

358 335 It was never in doubt the race and sex cards would be played with Harris.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (BFigT)


Absolutely. Her skin color and genitalia are the reasons she was picked as a running mate. As you observed, every criticism of Marxist policies will be countered by charges of racism.

Posted by: Emmie at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (t62xj)

359 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Fairfax County police have seized electronics and hard drives of Rick Saleeby, CNN producer for Jake Tapper, after FaceTime calls and texts appear to show solicitation of underage photos reported by Project Veritas, per individual close to investigation -
@HumanEvents



They need to look into Jake Fapper. You KNOW there are little skeletons in his closet.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

360 352 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (LvTSG)


It is charming watching the democrat pols imply that because the newsies occassionally spit rather than swallow that is why they fail....

Donks you are getting fellated regardless.

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (Lzpvj)

361 At the end of the day, the Left has been/is/will always be more prejudiced and bigoted than the Right. So, when I see the NYT's taking this interview and listening to Harris' woes, I can almost picture the internal eye rolls of the interviewer. And, it would be warranted.

Those on the Left want a nice docile dark skinned mascot to hold up in front to their voters. The Right wants a competent, meritorious representation in the office.

Harris can't deliver on either premise.

Posted by: Orson at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (gXRI8)

362 "When all you have is a mouth, every problem looks like Willie Brown's dick."

Yeah, I'm gonna steal that.

Posted by: Tim at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (JZxVC)

363 Attend the funerals of heads of state.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 02:12 PM (46KNC)


That too, but you get the gist. The VP should not be in the news unless they do something stupid like get some people to bug the Dems party headquarters...Agnew, or shoot someone in the face with a shotgun...Cheney.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (R5lpX)

364 You want to be relevant?

Go do something.

Stop whining about how you aren't relevant.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (5p7BC)

365 Which would have been fucking high-larious when the Donk delegates below had been showered with razor-sharp glass. They would have been knee-deep in gore, and it would have all been the fault of the MEN in charge of the facility because they would have sabotaged the beautiful symbolism of the womyn-conceived moment by not going up to the roof and sanding down the glass edges before letting the pieces drop.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (n+4am)
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Nah, I'm sure they hired someone competent to stage it so that the glass wouldn't land on the people below. Maybe just crack it or have a net shoot out or something. They would have contracted that to someone capable. Likely some dude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (DU+/6)

366 her 48 White male predecessors, and has reportedly confided in them about the difficulties she's facing with her assigned portfolio from the White House.


Has she tried talking to Biden? You know, he was a Vice President for 8 years, maybe he's got some tips!

Posted by: does pookysgirl really need a sarc tag? at December 23, 2021 02:18 PM (XKZwp)

367 359 Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

This is mule on mule action, Fairfax is as wacky as San Fran so this is communists dislodging garden variety leftoids in all likelihood.

Now that it is a mule admin it is "safe" to clean house.

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 02:18 PM (Lzpvj)

368 Kamala Harris (Reportedly): The Media Would Treat Me Better If I Were a White Man


She is correct in one respect: If she were white, a lot of white J-School graduate members of the media would not be telling racist jokes and calling her racist epithets behind her back, every time they think they cannot be overheard. Race-Relations-Hypocrite should be the last name of 99 percent of Dem-Media Complex members.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 02:18 PM (AMIL/)

369 Binger and Kraus, who are definitely NOT homosexual lovers, agree that Kamala Harris would be treated better by them if she were a white man.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 02:18 PM (ctFUD)

370 Pro Tip from me: If I were you, I'd start reading up on TIAs. Just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:18 PM (Irn0L)

371
The FBI is taking over the case and has put Saleeby into protective custody in Aruba.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit
===

Damn it, you beat me to that!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:18 PM (iDcra)

372 332 You have frequently mentioned your dear daughter,Bitter Clinger. I assume she is quite capable of doing things very well other than the ones which you mentioned.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (kv9Mt)


Maybe not. We're all cursed by the lack of that pesky "y" chromosome. It's #Science!

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2021 02:18 PM (DJFLF)

373 "48 predecessors, ALL of whom were white and male."

I see she continues to sh*t all over Charles Curtis (VP for Hoover), who was not all white; he was a member of the Kaw nation, and acknowledged by the Smithsonian and even CBS (perhaps others) in their reporting as the first VP "of color."

But, Kumala needs to extend the lie that she is the first so that she can have something to hide behind when her incompetence (regularly) raises its ugly head from the BJs she's otherwise preoccupied with.

Posted by: GF at December 23, 2021 02:19 PM (etWLa)

374 337 Let's see: the governor is female, the secretary of state (i.e. the lieutenant governor) is female, the most powerful person in the Oregon legislature is female, two of the five city councilmen in Portland are female, and all five county commissioners in Portland's county are female.
===

That explains so much about the predicament that Portland and Oregon are in. So. Much
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (iDcra)
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Are there any female mayors who are worth a pinch of dry shit? Jenny Durkan? London Breed? Lori Lightfoot? Muriel Bowser? Libby Schaaf? Keisha Lance Bottoms?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 02:19 PM (r7lEv)

375 Someone needs to rewrite Tevye's song as "If I Were a White Man"

Posted by: Wally at December 23, 2021 02:19 PM (e8LQ4)

376 Majority Whip James Clyburn Reveals Coronavirus 'Breakthrough Case'

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 02:19 PM (X5CsJ)

377 >>The FBI is taking over the case


oh no
we lost all the evidence
gosh darn it to heck

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 02:19 PM (0KxNW)

378 That applies to Clinton too. She was trying to become president based on being married to a President, sitting in the Senate for a few years doing nothing, and being Secretary of State and doing nothing.

When voters looked at her accomplishments, the best you could come up with is "well, she has a vagina".

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (5p7BC)

379 Old and busted: Why do you right wingers think we are a bunch of pedos?

New Hotness: Love is love! Why do you hate minor attracted persons?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (ESjRY)

380 360 It is charming watching the democrat pols imply that because the newsies occassionally spit rather than swallow that is why they fail....

Donks you are getting fellated regardless.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (Lzpvj)

=========

This particular story is going after Biden, though. I get your point, but what we're seeing is evidence of the growing rifts within the different party organs, pulling in different directions towards different power centers within the party.

They're in charge. They have bare majorities in Congress and the presidency. And they're failing. The fight is on for control of the party because the guy at the top is a weakling and an idiot. The number two is a whore and an idiot.

This is a party about to tear each other apart. All they need is a big enough push.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

381 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (kv9Mt)

You know I kid, Fen.

My sister is a local official and is about the only competent elected official in the entire county.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (5We2S)

382 There are solutions to the backlog in the ports. He could make himself a rock star by addressing that problem. He'd rather do nothing than run the risk of failure.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
===

That's the sign of true leader.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (iDcra)

383 I just realized we're not even one year into this Bidet's administration.

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (DJFLF)

384 You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run, tried to hide

Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side, yeah

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (X5CsJ)

385 Stay tuned tonight for Jake Tapper"s "Salute to the Military".

Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (W3VUu)

386 There are solutions to the backlog in the ports. He could make himself a rock star by addressing that problem. He'd rather do nothing than run the risk of failure.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 23, 2021 02:16 PM (sWM8x)


He's busy with the babies he purchased, h8r.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (Ez6QX)

387 376 Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 02:19 PM (X5CsJ)

Fully FULLY vaccinated no doubt like I said at Insty before this shit started "everyone is getting this and it will be overwrought and overplayed."

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (Lzpvj)

388 284
So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM

Doxxing alert! TheJamesMadison is just a sock for Mike Stoklasa!

Posted by: Internet Sleuth at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (JCZqz)

389 Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (qoLdL)


Scuba Dude! It's good to see you here in a non-Gun Thread!

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 02:21 PM (AMIL/)

390 Donald Trump banging super models: HOW DARE YOU! Do you have no respect for norms and values?

A bunch of lefties banging tweens: This is fine.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 02:21 PM (ESjRY)

391 388 284
So, Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:06 PM

Doxxing alert! TheJamesMadison is just a sock for Mike Stoklasa!
Posted by: Internet Sleuth at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (JCZqz)

==========

You know what this scene in Manos, the Hand of Fate reminds me of? That one episode of Enterprise where...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

392 He's busy with the babies he purchased, h8r.

It's hilarious that he went on a multi-month vacation, and nobody noticed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 02:22 PM (I2/tG)

393 Don't want to get COVID19? Go back in time and put Tony Fauci in jail

Don't want to get COVID22 or whatever's next? Put Tony Fauci in jail today.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 02:22 PM (ESjRY)

394 390 Donald Trump banging super models: HOW DARE YOU! Do you have no respect for norms and values?

A bunch of lefties banging tweens: This is fine.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 02:21 PM (ESjRY)

Brandon pinching prepubescent girls' nipples: Aw, he's just an affectionate old grampa!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 02:22 PM (II3Gr)

395 393 Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 02:22 PM (ESjRY)

"We had to play China to do the research we outlawed under Obama because reasons."

//Fauci never quite explaining why this is smart

Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 02:23 PM (Lzpvj)

396 This is mule on mule action,
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Go on, infidel. You have my attention.

Posted by: a moslem with rabies at December 23, 2021 02:23 PM (UHVv4)

397 Let's see: the governor is female, the secretary of state (i.e. the lieutenant governor) is female, the most powerful person in the Oregon legislature is female, two of the five city councilmen in Portland are female, and all five county commissioners in Portland's county are female.
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That explains so much about the predicament that Portland and Oregon are in. So. Much
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (iDcra)
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Are there any female mayors who are worth a pinch of dry shit? Jenny Durkan? London Breed? Lori Lightfoot? Muriel Bowser? Libby Schaaf? Keisha Lance Bottoms?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 02:19 PM (r7lEv)
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Ted Wheeler?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 02:23 PM (DnWKq)

398 New York Magazine is using its cover photo to celebrate a woman who cut off her breasts and had a tube of flesh from her leg surgically added to her groin.

The article by author Gabriel Mac is headlined: "My Penis, Myself; I didn't need a penis to be a man. But I needed one to be me."

Posted by: SMOD at December 23, 2021 02:23 PM (X5CsJ)

399 Don't want to get COVID19? Go back in time and put Tony Fauci in jail

Don't want to get COVID22 or whatever's next? Put Tony Fauci in jail today.

Posted by: 18-1
==

I rate this as "TRUE AS FUCK."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:23 PM (iDcra)

400 There are solutions to the backlog in the ports. He could make himself a rock star by addressing that problem. He'd rather do nothing than run the risk of failure.

****

He's a credentialed dullard who's been skating by all this time as Professional Gay Guy. He has more of a chance of banging Christina Hendricks than any scenario where he solves the supply chain problems.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 02:23 PM (W3VUu)

401 I just realized we're not even one year into this Bidet's administration.

Posted by: kallisto


Freeze dried food and ammo ...

Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 23, 2021 02:23 PM (okV1R)

402 Dan Quayle just called to say "What the fucke, lady."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2021 02:24 PM (6FeV1)

403 I remain convinced that Hillary had that glass ceiling at the Javitz Center rigged to shatter when she won the election.

That would be spectacular for a woman who likes throwing bricks.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 23, 2021 02:24 PM (+LCoQ)

404 difficulties she is facing with the intractable issues in her portfolio, such as... and the root causes of migration."
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I'll give you the answer right now, Sugar Tits, and you don't even have to credit me for it: free shit and carte blanche in the US.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 23, 2021 02:24 PM (IytoW)

405 Stop whining about how you aren't relevant.

Sigh. We tried...

Posted by: The J6 Political Prisoners at December 23, 2021 02:24 PM (Xrfse)

406
Nah, I'm sure they hired someone competent to stage it so that the glass wouldn't land on the people below. Maybe just crack it or have a net shoot out or something. They would have contracted that to someone capable. Likely some dude.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 02:17 PM (DU+/6)



Dood, we're talking Frau Gruppencankles. Competence and hiring dudes is not who she is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2021 02:24 PM (n+4am)

407 Duck Cheneys cock vs Kamala Harris mouth. Talk about an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 23, 2021 02:25 PM (3Qpm3)

408 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Fairfax County police have seized electronics and hard drives of Rick Saleeby, CNN producer for Jake Tapper, after FaceTime calls and texts appear to show solicitation of underage photos reported by Project Veritas, per individual close to investigation -
@HumanEvents
Posted by: Azathoth at December 23, 2021 02:14 PM (W3VUu)

Dang, that sweater party really spread some serious viruses.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at December 23, 2021 02:25 PM (QYPq3)

409 376 Majority Whip James Clyburn Reveals Coronavirus 'Breakthrough Case'

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 02:19 PM (X5CsJ)


I hope he will be OK. But how come white Congresscritters got the Bad Bug before a black one? What happened to Disparate Impact?

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 02:25 PM (AMIL/)

410 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 02:09 PM (II3Gr)

I see; The 2:00 EST hour is the He-Man Woman Haters Club Hour." Groovy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 02:25 PM (KBCaU)

411 I'm reminded of the story about the dog food the dogs just wouldn't eat. It's not the marketing or anything else. Kamala is off-putting on a basic level. She's not smart. Her political maneuvering is transparent. Her compulsive Joker-like laughter comes across as demented. She's more or less noticeably awful even by the desultory standards of contemporary politics.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 02:26 PM (QU5/8)

412 So Kamala got a C-19 staff infection from a Party organ member??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 02:26 PM (UHVv4)

413 This is a party about to tear each other apart. All they need is a big enough push.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

That's not who we are.

Posted by: McConnell/McCarthy at December 23, 2021 02:26 PM (Q9lwr)

414 There are solutions to the backlog in the ports. He could make himself a rock star by addressing that problem. He'd rather do nothing than run the risk of failure.

Really? You honestly have faith in centralized government to accomplish things unable to be performed by the private sector? This is based on the success model of what?

The best thing that they could do is roll back fifty years of sclerotic regulation.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 23, 2021 02:26 PM (+LCoQ)

415 "I'll give you the answer right now, Sugar Tits, and you don't even have to credit me for it: free shit and carte blanche in the US. --bicentennial guy."

I'm afraid only partial credit. The better answer: "Because you and your party want it that way."

Posted by: Zek at December 23, 2021 02:27 PM (lcQJG)

416 Ah Kamala, your failures as a black woman is my failure as a sugar daddy.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius William Brown at December 23, 2021 02:28 PM (coYBh)

417 I remember all the vote that Kamaltoe got in the democrat primary for preezy... ZERO.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:28 PM (iDcra)

418 NJ COVID cases surge to 15K - by far the highest single day total in the pandemic- This is the headline in the left wing Bergen Record NJ. Laying the groundwork for out asshole gov to restrict us again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:28 PM (Irn0L)

419 The Ho will be President soon enough and there isn't much anyone can do about it

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 02:28 PM (0duIx)

420 In the same interview , Harris and Clinton said Sarah Palin was an incompetent boob and Margaret Thatcher is the cause of all Britain's current problems.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 02:29 PM (AHcCm)

421 NJ COVID cases surge to 15K - by far the highest single day total in the pandemic- This is the headline in the left wing Bergen Record NJ. Laying the groundwork for out asshole gov to restrict us again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:28 PM (Irn0L)



CASES CASES CASES!!!!!

- Jan Fauci

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

422 Here we go. Jury being brought in

Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2021 02:29 PM (NpAcC)

423 Okay, it's Wolf & Shepherd dress shoes. The player is pictured on their website, too. Big guy, looks like a tight end.

I assume I'm supposed to know who he is, but I don't.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2021 02:29 PM (dfRN6)

424 399 Don't want to get COVID19? Go back in time and put Tony Fauci in jail

Don't want to get COVID22 or whatever's next? Put Tony Fauci in jail today.

Posted by: 18-1
==

I rate this as "TRUE AS FUCK."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 23, 2021 02:23 PM (iDcra)
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China could have made Covid-19 without Fauci's cash donations, but why not use our own money against us?

Posted by: zmdavid at December 23, 2021 02:30 PM (xqRaG)

425 New York will require masks and social distancing at Times Square New Years celebration

LOL, yeah, how the fuck are they gonna do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (Irn0L)

I would love to see the NYPD Tac Squad wade into the crowd with batons and smack everyone without a mask.

Fvck 'em. Fvck 'em all. The Democrats want civil unrest...then let's give it to them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 02:30 PM (Q9lwr)

426 Rekieta's Law is live, about to hear the verdict in Kim Potter's ("Taser Cop") case.

https://tinyurl.com/2p86xcbs

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 02:30 PM (9ewTg)

427 All I want for Christmas is....

a transcript of the convo between Hillary and Kamala

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 23, 2021 02:30 PM (Rmv/b)

428 Really? You honestly have faith in centralized government to accomplish things unable to be performed by the private sector?

Have Biden issue an executive order temporarily suspending California's regulations that are strangling its ports, like California's prohibition on truck owner-operators, and California's prohibition on trucks that are more than ten years old.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 02:31 PM (I2/tG)

429 419 The Ho will be President soon enough and there isn't much anyone can do about it
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 02:28 PM

Over my dead body she will!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2021 02:31 PM (JCZqz)

430 329 New York will require masks and social distancing at Times Square New Years celebration

LOL, yeah, how the fuck are they gonna do that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (Irn0L)

I usually don't watch that but it might be worth a glance just to see how many there are following the edicts.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 23, 2021 02:31 PM (Fs5vw)

431 All I want for Christmas is....

a transcript of the convo between Hillary and Kamala
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 23, 2021 02:30 PM (Rmv/b)
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Cackles and Cankles: A Holiday Massage.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 02:31 PM (DnWKq)

432 If I were a white man
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a white -faced maaaaaan
I wouldn't have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
If I were a biddy biddy white
Idle-diddle-didle-didle man

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 02:31 PM (V13WU)

433 418 NJ COVID cases surge to 15K - by far the highest single day total in the pandemic- This is the headline in the left wing Bergen Record NJ. Laying the groundwork for out asshole gov to restrict us again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:28 PM (Irn0L)


FYI: The highest daily number of reported US cases so far is 306, 314 on January 8, 2021.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 02:31 PM (AMIL/)

434 Laying the groundwork for out asshole gov to restrict us again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:28 PM (Irn0L)

Well, at least here in Bergen County the sheep are all set to be told what to do. I was out shopping this morning and I think I may have been the only one without a mask.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 02:31 PM (Q9lwr)

435 guilty

absurd

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:31 PM (Irn0L)

436 Oh, it's Rob Gronkowski.

Shows how out of touch I am. Haven't watched the pros since Marino retired.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2021 02:31 PM (dfRN6)

437 Guilty. Damn.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (9ewTg)

438 Other than sitting on the podium at the Senate and attending funerals of second tier heads of state what is the Vice President supposed to "succeed" at?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (m45I2)

439 an old klassik...

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (V13WU)

440 Guilty on count 1
Guilty on count 2

Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (NpAcC)

441 Guilty on 2nd account.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (9ewTg)

442 I would love to see the NYPD Tac Squad wade into the crowd with batons and smack everyone without a mask.

Fvck 'em. Fvck 'em all. The Democrats want civil unrest...then let's give it to them.


At some point it would be a hell of a lot more fun to dump a crate of lit M-80s down from the rooftops.

There used to be this product called "Bird Bombs" which were sort of like bottle rockets (sans stick) with an M-80 warhead. Allegedly an agricultural product to keep crows out of the field.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (+LCoQ)

443 All the cops should quit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (Irn0L)

444 Stupid long line at the local testing /vaccine location by my house. Is that to get confirmation of a negative test to travel?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (AHcCm)

445 437 Guilty. Damn.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (9ewTg)

A Self-Defense from BLM verdict.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 02:33 PM (AMIL/)

446 416 Ah Kamala, your failures as a black woman is my failure as a sugar daddy.
Posted by: Marcus Aurelius William Brown


I love Willie Brown. It took me a while to come around to that, given the state history, but...he's a great guy in person, and very open about how he approaches politics as a game of patronage.

He was the first two stages of the Kamala Rocket, he gave her a career in government, but that relationship faded and he's not exactly a fan now.

Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2021 02:33 PM (8erNz)

447 Did ANYONE think it was going to come out any different?

I mean, I can guarantee you Rittenhouse would've been guilty had any one of the fucktards he shot were black.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

448 I love Willie Brown. It took me a while to come around to that, given the state history, but...he's a great guy in person, and very open about how he approaches politics as a game of patronage.
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He's extremely bright and totally amoral (at least politically).

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (DnWKq)

449 Have Biden issue an executive order temporarily suspending California's regulations that are strangling its ports, like California's prohibition on truck owner-operators, and California's prohibition on trucks that are more than ten years old.

OK, that is less than one-tenth of the bottleneck. Do not get your education of supply chain from Twitter.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (+LCoQ)

450 Absolutely absurd

Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (NpAcC)

451 341 334 Kamala is black much in the same way that I am a ballerina.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 23, 2021 02:13 PM (jTmQV)
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Dance ballerina dance.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 02:35 PM (46KNC)

452 Did ANYONE think it was going to come out any different?

No, not really.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (Xrfse)

453 I generally don't like white men that suck dicks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (uia9V)

454 We had a nood but it's been yeeted.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (9ewTg)

455 I am a woman of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my days
I'll say goodbye to California
Where I was born and partly raised

I'm going back to California
The place that I started from
If I knowed how bad you'd treat me
Honey, I never would have come

Posted by: SMOD at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (X5CsJ)

456 Disappeared.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (qpolg)

457 It doesn't matter how old a tractor truck is, they are designed to be rebuilt.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (46KNC)

458 We had a nood but it's been yeeted.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 23, 2021 02:36 PM (9ewTg)



Scrambling to write up a blurb about the guilty sham just committed.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

459 Whoa... fugly blonde with big forehead comment gets vaporized.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (BFigT)

460 I mean, I can guarantee you Rittenhouse would've been guilty had any one of the fucktards he shot were black.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Sadly would have to agree with that.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (AHcCm)

461 All the cops should quit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:32 PM (Irn0L)

It was overcharged, but this was ridiculous. She should have been penalized with jail time, but fucking first degree manslaughter? That's nuts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (Q9lwr)

462 Biden: I wish I'd thought ... of ordering 500 million tests two months ago

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (X5CsJ)

463 I've been un-NOODed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

464 Yeeted...heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (Xrfse)

465 I predict ace will post a new thread about carjackings.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (5We2S)

466 Bad timing for a new post.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (AHcCm)

467 I.....I....

I was in the nood comments and they...disappeared

Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (dfRN6)

468 Is this the cop who mistook her firearm for a taser, and shot a guy?

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (0KxNW)

469 Un-Nood !!!

Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (AHcCm)

470 Somebody tell Kamala that if she wants to be liked, she picked the wrong job. Nobody 'likes' a VP.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (qpX6U)

471 We had a nood but it's been yeeted.
Posted by: Thrawn


Our nood about ironic carjacking got jacked, ironically. Circles within circles, man.

Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (P1f+c)

472 Biden needs to kick her out on the same San Francisco street corner Willie Brown picked her up on.

Posted by: Winnie SC at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (ioec0)

473 ...I don't feel safe anymore...

*takes out slingshot

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (V13WU)

474 Is this the cop who mistook her firearm for a taser, and shot a guy?
Posted by: DB at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (0KxNW)



Yes. She shot the wrong race.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

475 Looks like there's a glitch in the Time Machine.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (6L9DR)

476 463 I've been un-NOODed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

The opposite of NOODED is CLOTHED?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

477 She can be Santa Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (ytSiK)

478 So much for justice. We are a broken country.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (qpolg)

479 It was overcharged, but this was ridiculous. She should have been penalized with jail time, but fucking first degree manslaughter? That's nuts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 02:37 PM (Q9lwr)

I don't think she should have been charged with a crime period. Fired, sure. Sued civil court, sure. But this was a career criminal who resisted arrest. There was NO evidence this was premeditated, intentional, or she had any disposition to commit a crime.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Irn0L)

480 There are physical restrictions at many/most ports to loading and unloading that are absolute, unless or until serious rebuilding is done.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (DnWKq)

481 Remember if a cop shoots you it's always the cop's fault.

Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Tnijr)

482 If I were a white man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were Caucasian man.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Ndje9)

483 Remember if a cop shoots you it's always the cop's fault.
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Tnijr)



Only if you're black.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

484 Don't you hate it when you know for damn sure you're a way better writer than Joan Didion, but she's the one who gets eulogized as 'defining a generation?' I think most people hate that.

Posted by: gp, CTO, Jukt Micronics at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (qpX6U)

485 We had a nood but it's been yeeted.
Posted by: Thrawn

Our nood about ironic carjacking got jacked, ironically. Circles within circles, man.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 02:39 PM (P1f+c)

that's deep.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (8D42x)

486 RIP Potter. What a travesty of justice

Posted by: In Exile at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (ozJi8)

487 And the former vp Biden sucks as vp and Prez.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (ytSiK)

488 462 Biden: I wish I'd thought ... of ordering 500 million tests two months ago

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 02:38 PM (X5CsJ)


Joe, that's what an intelligent and thoughtful manager would have done, especially if he would not have trouble getting the money to do it.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (AMIL/)

489 There was NO evidence this was premeditated, intentional, or she had any disposition to commit a crime.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021
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Nevertheless, she did it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (46KNC)

490 483 Remember if a cop shoots you it's always the cop's fault.
Posted by: f'd at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Tnijr)


Only if you're black.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Unless you're a WHITE BLACK, e.g. conservative of color.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (ynpvh)

491 Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Ndje9)


I knew i liked you !

together now :

Oy, If I were a white man
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a white-face maaaaaan !

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (V13WU)

492 Idle-diddle-didle-didle man
Posted by: runner

*******

Heh! Well done!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (m45I2)

493 There was NO evidence this was premeditated, intentional, or she had any disposition to commit a crime.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021



Involuntary manslaughter at most.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

494 This particular story is going after Biden, though. I get your point, but what we're seeing is evidence of the growing rifts within the different party organs
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"Did someone say 'organs?' I'm on it! - Kamala Harris

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (A68IW)

495 There was NO evidence this was premeditated, intentional, or she had any disposition to commit a crime.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Irn0L)

Cops are given incredible power over us, so she should be held to a higher standard. But as I said, it was overcharged, and 1st degree manslaughter is idiotic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (Q9lwr)

496 489 There was NO evidence this was premeditated, intentional, or she had any disposition to commit a crime.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021
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Nevertheless, she did it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (46KNC)

Do Tasers and Guns feel the same?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

497 I don't think she should have been charged with a crime period. Fired, sure. Sued civil court, sure. But this was a career criminal who resisted arrest. There was NO evidence this was premeditated, intentional, or she had any disposition to commit a crime.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:40 PM (Irn0L)

this. fire her sure. but IF the criminal just allows himself to get arrested, he's out on the streets today committing more crime. not dead.

he's dead BECAUSE HE RESISTED ARREST AND TRIED TO FLEE period. full stop.. end of discussion.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (8D42x)

498 494 This particular story is going after Biden, though. I get your point, but what we're seeing is evidence of the growing rifts within the different party organs
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"Did someone say 'organs?' I'm on it! - Kamala Harris

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (A68IW)

News Update: Kamala blows the Propaganda Organs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (ynpvh)

499 Nevertheless, she did it.

Hang 'er by the yardarm, mate!

Posted by: The Mob at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (Xrfse)

500 I think a cop who accidentally shoots and kills someone has a non-zero chance of being convicted of something regardless of race. Lots of very normal jurors are not going to be moved by "I didn't mean to" when there's a body.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (QU5/8)

501
Do Tasers and Guns feel the same?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (ynpvh)



Not according to what they look like....I've never held a police issue taser pistol.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

502 nood.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (qpolg)

503 [Claim:] The war was supposedly ignited by a November 1775 British offer of freedom to Blacks who fled slavery and joined British forces. Well.

That offer came after increasingly volcanic American reactions to various British provocations: After the 1765 Stamp Act. After the 1770 Boston Massacre. After the 1773 Boston Tea Party. After the 1774 Coercive Acts (including closure of Boston's port) and other events of "The Long Year of Revolution" (the subtitle of Mary Beth Norton's "1774"). And after, in 1775, the April 19 battles of Lexington and Concord, the June 17 battle of Bunker Hill and George Washington on July 3 assuming command of the Continental Army.

Writing history is not like doing physics. But event A cannot have caused event B if B began before A.

Posted by: Judge Crater at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (X5CsJ)

504 Kamala needs to read some Dan Quayle articles to see how she could be treated!!

Posted by: joseph w dagostino at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (Y6H3z)

505 Saleeby's data was, how you say, corrupted during transit.

Posted by: FBI at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (GYllL)

506 I think it is racism. On the part of American Blacks. She's not Black enough as they used to say.

Shes had it pretty easy compared to most she's trying to claim she's a part of. And she's such not a part she has no clue how much that is resented. And laughed at. And mocked.

She has done one thing tho. She's brought together men of both races in agreement that she a ho, she got where she is by being a ho and all she'll ever be is a ho.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 02:44 PM (6vGtZ)

507 Involuntary manslaughter at most.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

For me not even that. We charge our Police with a dangerous life threatening duty. AND AND if this piss ant had not tried ro flee, none of this would have happened. And he was a career criminal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021 02:44 PM (Irn0L)

508
Yes. She shot the wrong race.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:39


I never looked at the race of the person she shot. But if the dude was resisting arrest, and got shot... that's a good shooting.

Posted by: Alec Badlwin at December 23, 2021 02:44 PM (dQvv7)

509 500 I think a cop who accidentally shoots and kills someone has a non-zero chance of being convicted of something regardless of race. Lots of very normal jurors are not going to be moved by "I didn't mean to" when there's a body.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (QU5/

Two words.

Ashley Babbit.

/mike drop

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2021 02:44 PM (oHd/0)

510 Re-NOOD!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:44 PM (ynpvh)

511 The Good People don't deserve to get Covid, as opposed to the Bad People, who support Trump, don't mask, didn't get vaccinated, and deserve to have lingering and unpleasant deaths.

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One of the reasons that their is so much main stream hate for the unvaxxed is because they errantly believe that they are just a bunch of Trump supporting knuckledraggers. I know plenty of libs who have always been severe anti-vaxxers, most black people have refused the vax, and I bet among white people, the split is only 60/40 (conservative/lib). There are several blue check twitterers who have said recently that it is time to just murder the unvaxxed so the rest of us can get on with our lives

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 23, 2021 02:44 PM (h1jJh)

512 496 489 There was NO evidence this was premeditated, intentional, or she had any disposition to commit a crime.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2021
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Nevertheless, she did it.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 02:41 PM (46KNC)

Do Tasers and Guns feel the same?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (ynpvh)


No. On purpose.

Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 02:45 PM (AMIL/)

513 Out of fairness, I will point out that, so far, Mr Binger has not issued a confirmation of Mr Kraus' statement that the two are not homosexual lovers.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 02:45 PM (ctFUD)

514 The Kim Potter verdict is going to do wonders for police recruitment in Minneapolis, which probably sucked in the first place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 23, 2021 02:45 PM (A68IW)

515

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg is awarding more than $241 million in grants to bolster U.S ports, part of the Biden administration's near-term plan to address America's clogged supply chain with infrastructure improvements to speed the flow of goods.

The transportation money is being made available immediately to 25 projects in 19 states. Next year, the amount of money for port improvements will nearly double to $450 million in grants annually for five years under President Joe Biden's new infrastructure law.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 02:45 PM (63Dwl)

516 501
Do Tasers and Guns feel the same?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:42 PM (ynpvh)


Not according to what they look like....I've never held a police issue taser pistol.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

I realize that depends if you are on the sending end or receiving end...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 02:45 PM (ynpvh)

517 This all just goes to show how #@$@#ing stupid, incompetent, and unqualified she really is for the job.

Posted by: joseph w dagostino at December 23, 2021 02:45 PM (Y6H3z)

518 absurd
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I don't think it's absurd. But if she'd have just shot him outright without the 'taser' stuff it'd have gone down as defensible.

I do believe there are municipalities in this country where it's gonna be impossible to hire a cop, and those they do get are not going to be the good ones. And it's surprising where some of these places are.

It's stunning how every time a young-to-middle-age black male ends up on the ballistic end of the firearm in these occasions, they turn out to be felonious garbage. St George for example.

Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2021 02:46 PM (8erNz)

519 Godwin II: As a thread goes on the probability that someone will mention Covid and "vaccines" approaches 1.

Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 02:46 PM (OaZlZ)

520 (continued since minx doesn't let me post anything more than a couple hundred characters at a time, and I'm a bit verbose...)

Not even black - Rittenhouse pulled the lever - under duress, to be sure - on the antifa slot machine and came up with three blanc cherries.

If we were a functional society these people would not be walking the streets. Two decades of drastic incarceration policies would do much to purge the gene pool.


Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2021 02:47 PM (8erNz)

521 So, blowing the entire press corps has not occurred to Kamala?

Posted by: Axeman at December 23, 2021 02:49 PM (OaZlZ)

522 Ashley Babbitt is apples/oranges. That was a purposeful shooting, not accidental one, that never made it to a jury. If it had gone to a jury, I think there'd be a non-zero chance of conviction for something there too though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 02:50 PM (QU5/8)

523 Idle-diddle-didle-didle man
Posted by: runner

*******

Heh! Well done!
Posted by: Muldoon

Well, it is the Diddler Administration after all.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 23, 2021 02:58 PM (Ndje9)

524 ps; she couldn't handle real estate duties. Police State maybe.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 23, 2021 03:03 PM (Ndje9)

525 "Kamala, if you were a white man, you would be running title checks in a real estate office."

I'll be laughing at this one for days. DAY-ZZZ.

You win the internet for 2021, Ace.

Posted by: Arnold at December 23, 2021 03:41 PM (PfqG+)

526 She has a point. I imagine if a white guy used his dick sucking prowess to make it all the way to the Vice President's office the press would treat him differently.

But so far, the best white guy the country has been able to produce has only been able to suck dick well enough to make it to the Secretary of Transportation office so it is a hard point to prove definitively.

And of course, Wee Willie Brown's Orifice of Renown is now taking advice from a woman whose own notoriously libidinous goat of a husband wasn't even interested in getting a blowie from. Kamala needs to stick to her proven skillset and not try to add the "haggard and embittered old shrew" expansion pack.

Posted by: Thatch at December 23, 2021 03:58 PM (qWceQ)

527 "According to a piece by The New York Times, Harris has been privately complaining to her allies that the media's coverage of her would be better if she were any of her 48 White male predecessors ..."

I beg to differ.

Posted by: Dan Quayle at December 23, 2021 04:10 PM (S6ArX)

528 A straight up guilt trip on the leftard corporate media. And it works.

Posted by: FatAlbert at December 23, 2021 04:25 PM (uEauf)

529 All history for liberals started yesterday.....the 31st Vice President, Charles Curtis, was a Kaw Indian from Kansas.

Posted by: Flashman at December 23, 2021 04:33 PM (EmQXz)

530 The world would also treat you better if you weren't gulping lineage lotion by the pint

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & CLITton News Network fools at December 23, 2021 04:47 PM (5DfsO)

531 The M.S. Media always give special Treatment for Democrats Cup Cake

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 23, 2021 06:18 PM (FLiOE)

532 Hey Kamala, Dan Quayle says hello!

Posted by: hadsil at December 23, 2021 09:23 PM (55qP6)

533 If she were a "white man", she wouldn't be V.P.

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at December 23, 2021 11:09 PM (Yalvm)

534 testing one two three.

Posted by: day of the banned. at December 25, 2021 10:45 PM (oSX/P)

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