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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/22/21)
Quote I 10) But the angel said to them, “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. 11) Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. The Gospel of St. Luke Chapter 2 verses 10-11
Quote II “I’ve done nothing wrong. But that’s not the principle. The principle is the U.S. Constitution and the Fourth Amendment and my rights to undue seizure of my property and my information.” Dr. Sebastian Gorka
Planning a tasty Christmas dinner? Here is a wonderful educational video. No word if it is CBD ApprovedTM.............
DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
Papa says, ‘If you see it in THE SUN it’s so.’
Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus? VIRGINIA O’HANLON.
115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET. VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished. Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world. You may tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
Democratic Pennsylvania Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon was carjacked at gunpoint following a meeting in Franklin Delano Roosevelt Park in South Philadelphia on Wednesday afternoon, her spokeswoman announced.I wonder if our Moron pal Wyatt Earp was there to "Serve and
“The congresswoman was physically unharmed” during the carjacking, communications director Lauren Cox said in a statement. “She thanks both the Philadelphia Police Department for their swift response, and appreciates the efforts of both the Sergeant-at-Arms in D.C. and her local police department for coordinating with Philly PD to ensure her continued safety.”
And in case my Schadenboner subsides, I might get an additional four hours with this.
CHICAGO – Illinois State Sen. Kimberly Lightford was carjacked Tuesday night in the Chicago suburb of Broadview, officials said. The news broke as we learned a Pennsylvania Congresswoman was carjacked in Philadelphia Wednesday afternoon. Sen. Lightford was traveling with her husband around 9:45 p.m. local time when three suspects driving a Dodge Durango demanded their Mercedes SUV in the 2000 block of South 20th Avenue. Chief of Police Thomas Mills said, “This is still an ongoing investigation but I can confirm no shots were fired by the police. The victim did hear what they believed to be gunfire.”
Emory University, part Grinch, part Scrooge. How charming.
Is Emory going full Grinch? University tells students they can’t hang Christmas decorations. While children and nostalgic adults across the nation enjoy the silly, whimsical story of Dr. Seuss’s “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” festive college students at Emory University found themselves in trouble for their Christmas decorations under a policy that would make the Grinch snarl with a sneer. According to public reports, Emory charged the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity chapter on Dec. 3 with violating the university housing policy. Its transgression? Hanging a wreath and garlands on its front door and railings — a common tradition this time of year, but apparently banned by Emory Housing Policy 1.21.1, which allows students to “decorate for the holidays,” but requires “[s]orority lodges and fraternity / themed houses” to “request installation of exterior holiday decorations” before Nov. 1, and prohibits students from installing or removing any such “decorations” themselves. This policy applies only to displays that have “holiday” themes.
My guess is there were no donuts or coffee at this party.
NYPD officer giving her lieutenant a lap dance is identified
Lt. Nick McGarry was reassigned as the department launched an internal affairs investigation NEW YORK — The NYPD rookie police officer filmed giving her lieutenant a sexually suggestive lap dance at their Bronx precinct holiday party has been identified, according to reports. Vera Mekuli, 26, has been an NYPD officer for less than a year, having joined the police agency last February.
Not a particularly bright move considering everyone has a cell phone with video capabilities.
Former national security adviser Michael Flynn was in office from January 22, 2017 – February 13, 2017. What the hell does he have to do with the January 6th demonstrations? He's fighting the fishing expedition of Botox Nancy.
Former Trump Adviser Michael Flynn Sues Jan. 6 Committee Over Subpoenas Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn on Dec. 21 sued the House committee investigating the Jan. 6 breach of the U.S. Capitol, seeking to block the panel from obtaining his phone records. Flynn, a retired Army lieutenant general, alleged in a lawsuit filed in federal court in Florida that the subpoena issued to him by the committee last month was too broad in scope and punishes him for constitutionally protected speech he engaged in as a private citizen. “Flynn has raised significant Constitutional and practical concerns that preclude his compliance with the subpoena without clarification of its scope and terms by the Select Committee,” the lawsuit states. The former head of the Defense Intelligence Agency and then-President Donald Trump’s national security adviser also alleged in the lawsuit that the congressional committee “has no authority to conduct business because it is not a duly constituted Select Committee.”
I remember being young and having a young family. One of our big treats was to go out to eat as we didn't have a lot of money. If you can't leave a 15-20% tip for the wait staff, is that a bad thing?
‘They wanted to take their family somewhere nice’: Applebee’s server exposes low tip in viral TikTok, sparking debate
If you can't afford to tip, should you eat out? If you can’t afford to tip your server, should you eat out? That is the question one viral TikTok of a low tip is asking.
I think attempting to shame someone on social media is a horseshit move. Also if you are a waitress/waiter, one of the chances you take with your job is the amount of tips you'll make.
Not only does Santa see you when you've been naughty or nice so do technologically savvy spouses. Genius Award Winner.
A woman said she caught her husband cheating on her when she saw his 'half-naked mistress' leaving the family home on a doorbell camera. TikTok star Sara, @nottheworstmom, said that her husband had skipped a family holiday because he was too sick but then later she saw some unusual activity on their doorbell camera, as the Daily Star reports. In the clip, the man appears to check the coast is clear before a half-dressed woman walks out onto the porch, and the woman alleges the man was having an affair and the person in the clip was his mistress.
Dayvon Johnson of Oklahoma is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Actually two Feel Good Stories.
JUST LIGHT WORK FOR OKLAHOMA HERO, DAYVON JOHNSON, 11, SAVING TWO LIVES IN THE SAME DAY WITH A SKILL HE LEARNED FROM YOUTUBE. Not all heroes wear capes. Some are children with good hearts that happen to be in the right place at the right time. Earlier this month, a sixth-grader from Oklahoma, Dayvon Johnson performed the Heimlich maneuver on a classmate. Then, that same day, Dayvon rescued an elderly woman from a burning house.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Wishes For A Merry Christmas.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. This is my last ONT until Saturday Night's ONT. Christmas Day will be just about be over with. So, at this time the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum and I would like to extend our wishes for each and everyone of you to have a Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year. I am honored by you stopping by and reading the ONT, your commentary and friendship I have developed with you. Merry Christmas you Morons.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 09:58 PM (iKkzt)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 09:58 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 09:59 PM (iKkzt)
Posted by: Disco Miklos at December 22, 2021 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 09:59 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:00 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:00 PM (aA3+G)
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Call it a Yule Log.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 10:00 PM (iKkzt)
shall come to thee O Israel
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 10:00 PM (rBr5S)
-1
Posted by: Zettai
That's one out yer sporran, laddie
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at December 22, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 10:01 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 10:01 PM (rBr5S)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:01 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 10:02 PM (SchxB)
I admit it, it was a cute movie.
**martini time**
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 10:03 PM (axyOa)
-1
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 10:00 PM (iKkzt)
Your honesty is noted. The Second will not formally challenge tonight's First
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:03 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:03 PM (mD/uy)
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Call it a Yule Log.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 22, 2021 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
You're kind.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That's "Freiherr von Doofensberg" to you, pal.
Posted by: Almanach de Miklos-Gotha at December 22, 2021 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Hmmmm. In this case, the man made a delivery - that's all. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:05 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 10:05 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:05 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 10:05 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 10:06 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 22, 2021 10:06 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 10:06 PM (EZebt)
Enjoy the time, have too much fun!
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 22, 2021 10:06 PM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Iris at December 22, 2021 10:07 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2021 10:07 PM (hQ23g)
Time for a rewatching of The Winter of Our Discount Tent and also the "Men should not touch other men" skit.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 22, 2021 10:07 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 10:05 PM (r1z5A)
I'm just a mere mortal SR.
What kind of shop do you have?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
I put in the security camera upside down.
Like Darleen, Marleen, or Charleen would know the difference.
Posted by: Miklos Bodine, carry the nought at December 22, 2021 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
..um, wait. Let me work on rephrasing that a bit. First, do please be aware that the Casa New Dawn is lacking in fireplaceage. I thus have plausible deniability.
*pours bourbon* Lacking a fireplace, I'll just have to add the warmth, internally. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2021 10:09 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (okV1R)
Also Comfortably Numb. I love that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (QU5/8)
What kind of shop do you have?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Promised me some parts for a 2003 Charger.
Posted by: Miklos "no VIN, No Problem" Molnar at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Well, you can't have everything.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
But I haven't eaten at a restaurant in SF anyway since August because I won't show my papers
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: CppThis at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (UewuT)
Hannakuh Harry, he's our man.
If he can't gift it, no one can!
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 22, 2021 10:11 PM (okV1R)
Sebastian Gorka at TPUSA this weekend:
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/ 1473413976277008387
Yes, that's Shoe0nHead Girl, June Lapine!
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 10:11 PM (bT14l)
Holy crap. That was a bachelor party and that was a stripper pretending to be a cop. And the lieutenant was a bit aggressive himself.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:12 PM (aUP71)
Posted by: .87c at December 22, 2021 10:12 PM (dW4BA)
She got 10%. She probably spent a total of 10 minutes serving that family, so that is a wage of almost $40/hour.
Don't bitch. Had they not gone to dinner she wouldn't have gotten that money.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)
True, but the fallacy in the whole "yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus" is that it is really about whether there is One True God.
We play along with Santa and the Easter bunny, so "they" want to say the belief in One True God is the same sort of "suspended disbelief", rather than a deeper insight into more spiritual truths.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 10:13 PM (Cus5s)
If you can't afford to tip, should you eat out?
Why should you be paid a living wage if you are going to force people to tip you as well?
Posted by: Chico Marx at December 22, 2021 10:13 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aUP71)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 22, 2021 10:14 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 10:14 PM (ZMraq)
Santa, Dear Friends--
originally posted on CompuServe Religion Forum, Christmas Eve, 1988 - drove one of the atheist commenters crazy, I'm proud to say.
http://bit.ly/uPbosF
Santa, dear friends, does not wear a red suit fringed with white fur, and black boots and a broad black belt.
Not every night of the year.
Don't cry.
You're old enough to understand now....
Posted by: mindful webworker - ho ho ho and a bottle at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (vzLRM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (rBr5S)
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (iKkzt)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aUP71)
Rarely...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (Q9lwr)
If you can't afford to tip, should you eat----
If they wanted to go someplace nice why did they go to Applebee's?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (aUP71)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)
(About the carjackings: Dems will just blame those evil guns, which are apt to spring up at any time and attack people.)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (HabA/)
But I haven't eaten at a restaurant in SF anyway since August because I won't show my papers
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I had to look to see if i wrote this. No, but same experience.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 10:16 PM (KAi1n)
She got 10%. She probably spent a total of 10 minutes serving that family, so that is a wage of almost $40/hour.
Don't bitch. Had they not gone to dinner she wouldn't have gotten that money.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:12 PM (Q9lwr)
The handful of times I've been to an Applebees I was never impressed with any of the staff, bartenders, wait staff and the kitchen staff.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aUP71)
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usually a couple of bucks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 22, 2021 10:16 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aUP71)
You always tip.
Posted by: TC at December 22, 2021 10:16 PM (klu83)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:16 PM (M3Z2J)
I truly hope Seb Gorka can avoid being crushed by the monolithic corrupt global powers arrayed against us all!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 22, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Dingus at December 22, 2021 10:17 PM (PpkFr)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)
It's plenty cold here. But no snow. It doesn't look like we'll have a white Christmas here in SE Wisconsin.
We'll get hit at some point though - that's a given.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 22, 2021 10:17 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
They fired me after you insisted on speaking with the manager.
Posted by: Miklosov from MagyarSlav Customer Service at December 22, 2021 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:03 PM (mD/uy)
She can frisk me anytime.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 10:17 PM (II3Gr)
I worked in a diner the summer after I graduated from college. There was an elderly couple who didn't tip. It was not a problem. You make enough in tips from other people who are generous that it doesn't matter.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2021 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 22, 2021 10:18 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 10:16 PM (KAi1n)
Isn't there some stupid add-on charge in SF for health and welfare for the servers? Or was it a fee for sex toy batteries?
Anyway, isn't there something really stupid that SF mandates, or the restaurants collude in charging?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:18 PM (Q9lwr)
Not saying it's right, I'm just saying I understand.
Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2021 10:18 PM (oXNqT)
Out: Police arresting carjackers
In: Police jacking each other
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:18 PM (ESjRY)
They became more generous after the IRS started taxing the servers on the assumption they were getting a certain amount of tips, whether they actually got them or not.
If you can't afford the tip, don't eat out. It's not like eating out is mandatory.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:18 PM (bW8dp)
We'll get hit at some point though - that's a given.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 22, 2021 10:17 PM (HabA/)
Come on up and visit us in the frozen tundra, we have plenty of the white stuff.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:19 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 10:19 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:19 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 22, 2021 10:19 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Miklos the Mohel at December 22, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:19 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.
Yea, verily ...
At least - maybe - I can live stream the Webb launch Friday; but Soooo!!! early.
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 22, 2021 10:20 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:20 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2021 10:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:20 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:18 PM (Q9lwr)
It's SF. Of course they're mandating something stupid.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 10:20 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (aUP71)
I used to go to Carrabba's for lunch on occasion, and sometimes I'd order just a bowl of soup and a glass of water, which at the time was less than $5 while most people ordered an entree and drink for like $12-15 (I'm sure the prices are quite a lot higher now). I always tipped as if I'd ordered the $12-15 entree because I am not a dick. And I had a couple regular waiters who always wanted me in their section, too.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (8548M)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aUP71)
Tip is for service, nothing more.
Also, I tip in cash because the server may want to buy smokes on the way home AND if you tip on a credit card, most likely the employer takes the credit card merchant fee out of the tip
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:18 PM (Q9lwr)
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Yes they all tack on a "health service fee" or whatever of 4 or 5 percent.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: CppThis at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Miklos the Mohel at December 22, 2021 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
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But, most certainly not halal.
Posted by: blake - mohomed mohamed at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (5pTK/)
Not usually. Tipping is to reward them for paying attention, noting that you need drink refills, making sure everything was correct and well-prepared, etc.
On the other hand, I do tip delivery drivers well. Anyone who will get out in an Alaska winter to bring me food deserves it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:18 PM (bW8dp)
That family did leave a tip. Was it generous based on the silly assumption that 18% is normal? No. But they left a tip!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:22 PM (Q9lwr)
BUTTresses.
Heh.
Posted by: Cicero
Sometimes you have to vault over those
Posted by: Bishop Miklos Suger at December 22, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at December 22, 2021 10:23 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (ZMraq)
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Yeah, my wife and I do the same.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 10:23 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:23 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Bishop Miklos Suger at December 22, 2021 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
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You NAVE!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:24 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 22, 2021 10:06 PM (Vxu+H)
I went to the filming of the Dean Martin show in 1969. I was amazed at the off camera action. The director was never more than an arms length or two from Dean. Martin was as charming as he always appeared.
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2021 10:24 PM (AmoqO)
One of the best sushi restaurants in NYC is surprisingly affordable and has a no tipping policy.
And the service is excellent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:24 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aUP71)
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usually a couple of bucks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (RrjYy) at December 22, 2021 10:16 PM (5pTK/)
The same.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:24 PM (aUP71)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:24 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: The Girls behind the Waffle House at December 22, 2021 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bishop Miklos Suger
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You NAVE!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
I'm not sure what this all means. I've lived a very cloistered life ...
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 22, 2021 10:25 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:25 PM (VxC1e)
And the service is excellent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
The Samurai Chef is not to be questioned
Posted by: Miklos Belushi at December 22, 2021 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 10:25 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 10:25 PM (rBr5S)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:23 PM (M3Z2J)
I do that with all the trade services.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:26 PM (aUP71)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 10:26 PM (qpolg)
And that coach fired for groping a young woman.
--- who was grinding on him at the time.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 10:26 PM (gsaS2)
yeah, I don't like the tipping system ... just pay what they deserve, then it is not a tax issue, and people don't have to worry their food will be spat on next time if they don't give a big tip. And now like 15% is just added on.
But sure, better service should be rewarded I guess ... I still don't want waiters pretending to be my "servant", kissing up ... but many of my friends seemed to really like that, and mocked me for treating the "servant class" as my equal. ... I hated them being treated as "servants". Oh well, that is "working class me" I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 10:26 PM (Cus5s)
I understand where you are coming from.
But everything is relative. For a lot of people, lower-end chain restaurants really are nice. For them, eating out normally means fast food or pizza. Something very simple and comparatively cheap.
Growing up, we seldom ate out. If we did, it was usually a place like McDonalds. We were bumpkins and of limited means.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 10:27 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 10:27 PM (KAi1n)
Also Comfortably Numb. I love that one.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Check out the song Fearless from their early album Meddle
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:27 PM (mZUr4)
It's not a "silly assumption" at all. It's an expected part of the meal, and has been for probably hundreds of years.
The IRS assumes that you are receiving tips, and you have to pay taxes whether you actually get the tip or not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:27 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:24 PM (vcwBL)
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I believe it's long been known that blue collar workers tend to be better tippers than those who make a lot of money.
Sort of amusing: My late dad was a terrible tipper, even after he started making a decent wage. Later on in life, it was sort of amusing to hear him complain about some of the lousy tips he got when he was driving limo after he retired.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 10:27 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Lowly, lowly Miklos at December 22, 2021 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:24 PM (vcwBL)
A good life lesson!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 22, 2021 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:28 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Ghost of chemjeff at December 22, 2021 10:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 10:29 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 10:25 PM (EZebt)
I hear ya.
The Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum and I recently stopped at restaurant we hadn't been to since before the Kung Flu lockdown.
2 - 1/2 cheeseburgers with fries, 1 soda, 1 water and a tip was $40 something
It was good but not that good.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:29 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:29 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:29 PM (aUP71)
They are trying to destroy everything Trump because they know what's coming if they don't.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 10:29 PM (gsaS2)
Growing up, we seldom ate out. If we did, it was usually a place like McDonalds. We were bumpkins and of limited means.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 10:27 PM (QU5/8
That was us when I was young. We weren't bumpkins exactly but we were pretty poor.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 10:30 PM (II3Gr)
I don't like obsequiousness, either. I do expect them to notice when my drink is empty, that we've all pushed our plates away and are now ready for either dessert or the check, that something has spilled...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:30 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Lowly, lowly, lowly Miklos at December 22, 2021 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:27 PM (bW8dp)
The IRS assumes 8%.
Fine. That is the baseline. If you want more, then do a better job.
Because assuming 18% means that waiters get to cheat on their taxes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:30 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 10:25 PM (EZebt)
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My wife and I go out because we don't feel like cooking. We know we cook better at home.
My wife makes outstanding enchiladas and a chicken stew that is to die for.
Great, now I'm hungry.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 10:30 PM (5pTK/)
I wanted to thank you for your suggestion of CB brandy. It's all I could find from the list provided by the Horde the other night. I do like it and it'll be enjoyed by itself or with cigars.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 22, 2021 10:31 PM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:29 PM (nxdel)
You caught that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
It's easy to understand the low morale among Fapplebee's servers and staff. Any student of AoS history will know why.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2021 10:31 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 10:31 PM (SchxB)
So what?
I tip in cash explicitly to give them that option.
No one is getting rich as a waiter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:31 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Pure hobbyist and moron...28x40 ground floor...welder, torch, cut off saw, bandsaw, plasma torch, lathe, milling machine, drill press, arbor press, hydraulic press, lift, pepsi machine. And some other stuff.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 10:32 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*CROSS EYED GLARE GLARE*
Posted by: Alexandria "three shots and I'm cute" Nike-Cortez at December 22, 2021 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)
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Hah! The name of Applebees is etched into HQ legend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:32 PM (VxC1e)
right ... most were making at least double what they paid taxes on ... yet I am supposed to feel sorry for these tax cheats? ...
Now lets talk about hookers and drug dealers that also don't pay taxes, or strippers and those five spots in the g-string? ... But drug dealers have to pay off cops and politicians, so that is kinda like a tax, right?
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 10:32 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 22, 2021 10:33 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 10:25 PM (EZebt)
Not gonna lie, my weekly restaurant outings vanished almost overnight once I learned how to do a decent steak on an electric grill.
Posted by: CppThis at December 22, 2021 10:33 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:14 PM (aUP71)
I do at the pizza joint near me because the guy at the cash register looks like such a scrawny kid that I feel sorry for him. Also, their pizza is great.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2021 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 22, 2021 10:31 PM (EgLGT)
American brandy is a fantastic bargain. It's not fantastic, but it is well made and worth the money...unlike most French brandies (cognac/armagnac).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:33 PM (Q9lwr)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2021 10:09
Jim, might I get your opinion here on bourbon? Under time pressure I bought my Dad a bottle of Woodford Reserve. It was priced at $57 and I got it for $32. Is that a decent bourbon and/or a good buy?
Posted by: Farmer at December 22, 2021 10:33 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2021 10:33 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:33 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Some Rat
Shoot. A fella could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:34 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:31 PM (bW8dp)
So poor people should be allowed to cheat on their taxes?
That is ridiculous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)
As I understand it, most hair salons work the same way as most taxicabs. The salon/ taxi medallion owner leases you a chair/cab for a certain amount per day, and you keep what you make above that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:35 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 10:35 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:33 PM (M3Z2J)
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My go-to in my waitering days was, "here, you must need this more than I do."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:35 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Pure hobbyist and moron...28x40 ground floor...welder, torch, cut off saw, bandsaw, plasma torch, lathe, milling machine, drill press, arbor press, hydraulic press, lift, pepsi machine. And some other stuff.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 10:32 PM (r1z5A
That'a awesome. Sounds like a cool place.
Once upon a time I rented a house with 2 other guys. There was a "Coke" machine in it. We had 3 flavors of beer in it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at December 22, 2021 10:35 PM (0tmoY)
That is ridiculous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Taxes?
Posted by: Build More Poor Better at December 22, 2021 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Sure. Why not? Rich people do it all the time.
Oh, I guess it's not technically not "cheating" if you can afford accountants and tax attorneys to figure out some way to make it legal. But it happens all the same.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:36 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at December 22, 2021 10:35 PM (0tmoY)
You're welcome. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (nxdel)
So poor people should be allowed to cheat on their taxes?
That is ridiculous.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
You have a point. It would be intolerable
Posted by: Rich people. Who pay good money to lobbysts and accountants cheat on their taxes. at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (wo4X4)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (aUP71)
Back when I delivered pizzas 30 years ago I would sometimes get a tip, which was nice, sometimes not. I wouldn't lose my shit over it.
Posted by: yep at December 22, 2021 10:38 PM (uE+or)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 10:38 PM (II3Gr)
I'm just venturing into brandy as something different.
My local liquor store had a couple of brands but the CB was the only one mentioned that was in stock.
Yes, it is a small town. It'll be an interesting experiment.
Farmer
I like the Woodford Reserve. It's quite good.
Just my 0.02
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 22, 2021 10:38 PM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (nxdel)
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Have you considered offering shares in a SPAC?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:38 PM (VxC1e)
Did you get the double oaked? Given the prices being cited, it sounds like a non-standard bottle of some sort.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 10:39 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:35 PM (bW8dp)
Hopefully the rates aren't as utterly corrupt and predatory as medallion cities. Reading about some of the crap that goes on in the taxi world is a great way to get to thinking that Uber is the good guys for trying to burn it all down to the waterline.
Posted by: CppThis at December 22, 2021 10:39 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:36 PM (bW8dp)
100% of my income and my wife's income is reported.
So because waiters get cash tips they should be allowed to cheat, but because I am honest I get screwed?
Sorry, I am no fan of the government, but cheating is cheating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:39 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:31 PM (bW8dp)
Some of the folks waiting tables at New Orleans well known places make a damn good living. They are certainly the top of of their profession though.
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2021 10:39 PM (AmoqO)
Thank you.
You guys are sweethearts.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (vcwBL)
You're welcome, he is.
Me, not so much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
They should be owned, and their owners should pay property tax on them. Or cheat on the property tax that they should pay on them. Children born into servitude should be assessed for 'human capital gains tax.'
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:40 PM (M3Z2J)
I have a niece that used to make "gourmet" dog treats. It ain't just the doxie owners that'll spend big bucks on their pups.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 10:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:40 PM (aUP71)
Sorry, I am no fan of the government, but cheating is cheating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:39 PM (Q9lwr)
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Personally, I'm always happy to help someone give the middle finger to Uncle Sam.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:40 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Heh! Mine is the old "gage runner" style, and I was going to stock it with beer and wine spitzer's ....and then grandkids, so now it's stocked with fruit drinks....shudder.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 10:40 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:41 PM (vcwBL)
Agreed, you can make a good living in a place like that. Maybe even upper middle class, though that's probably pushing it.
But you're not gonna be Elon Musk.
However, the case in point is a server at Applebees. The typical amount made there is...considerably less, I'd reckon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:41 PM (bW8dp)
Well, the black market can be very lucrative, and can buy politicians and cops. Whether individuals at the low levels are getting "rich" is not really the problem. And some higher end waiters do pretty well, and skip most of the taxes. ... Better than the average grunt perhaps doing harder work.
But the whole "service industry" and the illegals and tax avoidance ... is it directly tied to the "mob", or "just the way things work"? idk I frank a lot of beer with those folks ... mostly "good people", separate from the Wall Street crooks, for sure. And the Biden/Clinton grifters destroying America .. a whole 'nuther class (with no class).
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 10:41 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 22, 2021 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
So because waiters get cash tips they should be allowed to cheat, but because I am honest I get screwed?
Sorry, I am no fan of the government, but cheating is cheating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
You are not being honest, someone is required to be honest (report income) on your behalf.
Posted by: Miklos, King of the 1099 at December 22, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Oddly I've had an argument with a few girlfriends over this - if you can't afford to tip at a place, don't go there to eat.
Pick up food though? I rarely tip. They are handing you the food...what am I tipping for? A complicated order, or to be honest a pretty smile, does change that sometime though.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:41 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Yes you are.
Do not sell yourself short.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:42 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:42 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Rich people. Who pay good money to lobbysts and accountants cheat on their taxes. at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (wo4X4)
That's just silly. 99% of Americans who make enough money to need accountants simply take advantage of the tax law. They aren't cheating. And people who make their money waiting tables don't need accountants because tax law is simpler at those income levels.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:42 PM (Q9lwr)
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make one out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr." -- Will Rogers
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:42 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:42 PM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (ESjRY)
Shouldn't waiters and all other restaurant staff fall under the Clinton exemption of "Eatin' ain't cheatin'!"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Miklos, King of the 1099 at December 22, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
*Now* we're getting to the root of the thing...
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (M3Z2J)
"Simpler" as in "far less opportunity to avoid taxes with accounting jiggery-pokery".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (bW8dp)
These people are losing their shit.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (ESjRY)
Ancient Age. I don't know if that's even made anymore.
I have picked up a bourbon hobby with several made in Montana.
Tasty, not too overpowering but, I have to go to MT to buy it.
12 hour round trip to Missoula but well worth it.
I stocked up this summer and won't have to return until next summer.
I have few vices and very little money so I'm careful about quality.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (EgLGT)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (3cGpq)
Heh! Mine is the old "gage runner" style, and I was going to stock it with beer and wine spitzer's ....and then grandkids, so now it's stocked with fruit drinks....shudder.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 10:40 PM (r1z5A)
If I had one of those machines in my studio, it would be caffeinated products. I don't have any grandkids and the dogs piss and moan they don't have thumbs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: ZOD
*temple fingers*
We shall watch this one
Posted by: Klaus Scwab and G. Soros at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Many bars and restaurants were short staffed and the people that showed up worked their asses off.
I have nothing against over tipping people whove earned it.
Posted by: Regular joe at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Miklos, King of the 1099 at December 22, 2021 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Half true. Had I a larcenous personality I would have opened a small business.
And I don't cheat on my taxes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (Q9lwr)
They are trying to destroy everything Trump because they know what's coming if they don't.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 10:29 PM (gsaS2)
If there were something coming that they were ascairt of, it probably should have got its ass here before November 3rd of 2020.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:40 PM (VxC1e)
I agree, and I note that I am not forcing the waitstaff to cheat, they can decide to declare my cash tip income or hide it.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:45 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:45 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Rich people. Who pay good money to lobbysts and accountants cheat on their taxes. at December 22, 2021 10:37 PM (wo4X4)
That's just silly. 99% of Americans who make enough money to need accountants simply take advantage of the tax law. They aren't cheating. And people who make their money waiting tables don't need accountants because tax law is simpler at those income levels.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:42 PM (Q9lwr)
^^^TRUTH^^^
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CppThis
Yup. 100%. Also, it has a bit to do with not wanting to eat so much.
Posted by: MikeM at December 22, 2021 10:45 PM (X+eRS)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 22, 2021 10:45 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:45 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 22, 2021 10:43 PM (3cGpq)
Do they give you a discount if you pay cash and they don't report the income?
If not, you are the sucker.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:46 PM (Q9lwr)
Let me know when it means something to Bernie Sanders, OCrazyHo-Tittycaca, and Senator Karen.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:46 PM (bW8dp)
So because waiters get cash tips they should be allowed to cheat, but because I am honest I get screwed?
Sorry, I am no fan of the government, but cheating is cheating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:39 PM (Q9lwr)
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CBD, the system is designed to work against honest people. The current government hates the middle class and is trying to wipe it out. Else, why would the junta want more IRS agents? The IRS certainly aren't going after the mega rich or the poor.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 10:46 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Winston,
I just bought a bottle a few weeks ago. I don't drink it much, but like to keep stocked.
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 10:46 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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How much do accountants charge for their services?
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:46 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (aUP71)
That's true. I knew a couple of people who worked at high end restaurants similar to Ruth's Chris. They really rake it in.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2021 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (llON
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It's coming and they are scared. That's why they are trying to killit.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 10:47 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:47 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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I don't answer to them.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:47 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (nxdel)
I use to officiate quite a few ball games every year until my knees went to hell. Schools usually paid with a check and a 1099? A lot of the weekend tournaments were cash.
I reported everything but then I also kept track of mileage, clothing, shoes, etc.
The gal at Applebees should shut her fucking pie hole. She got a tip. Maybe not as much as she wanted. But still a tip. She should work on her manners and get of Tik Tok.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 22, 2021 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos, equally mystified at December 22, 2021 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (nxdel)
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My wife and I have a tax guy for our taxes. Our taxes are pretty simple, but, I'm not about to risk having the IRS on our necks, because I missed something.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 10:48 PM (5pTK/)
Farmer. You done good, sir. Quite nice bourbon, and the discounted price is pretty much the going price, 'round here.
Woodford Reserve is one of my first recommendations for a first-step-up in the Bourbon hierarchy. An strong lateral suggestion from the "Jim Beam" level, is to upgrade within the 'Beam line, and go with Jim Beam Black. Higher proof, longer aging. For a few bucks more, it's a fair value for the dollar. Enjoy!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2021 10:48 PM (QzJWU)
Yeah, you do. They're the ones who get to spend your tax money. They're the ones who will send men with guns to your house to collect it if necessary.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:49 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 10:49 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at December 22, 2021 10:49 PM (bRG/3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Wait staff are required to report their tips to their employer. The amount is on the W2. No one likely reports actual amounts received. The IRS can adjust the tips received amount to the POS recorded amount or 8% of food actually served. With possible exceptions for very high budget establishments that they suspect are under reporting they won't waste audit dollars on a wait person. If they think tips are being under reported they will go after the employer. Bigger pockets and opportunities for penalty dollars. The IRS is very cost conscious in regards to audits.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 10:49 PM (rBr5S)
It was a nice gesture, but definitely not expected.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:49 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2021 10:49 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (aUP71)
Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:50 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 10:50 PM (gsaS2)
I truly respect and admire you all.
"May God shine upon you and grant you, His blessings."
And: A VERY special prayer to Ms. Teresa and her marvelous husband.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 10:50 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2021 10:50 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Then I will die and be with Jesus Christ for eternity.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:50 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 10:46 PM (5pTK/)
Then all legal systems penalize honest people.
Should we level the playing field and start to steal?
The last time I checked, the 10 Commandments didn't have a rider that said, "except if the government sucks."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:50 PM (Q9lwr)
Ah. So you're saying there's IRS paperwork involved, in addition to the actual serving work.
I'm not sure how that justifies paying them less?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:51 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:51 PM (Yeuqm)
You are a wise person.
I may have one or two shots a week.
Cigars now, and coffee, those have kept the 'Rona away for certain.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 22, 2021 10:51 PM (EgLGT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:21 PM (bW8dp)
I tipped the delivery people who delivered my tv and they acted really shocked.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2021 10:51 PM (+lVUW)
Sexual acts...on a college campus? I'm shocked shocked I say!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:51 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:51 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:52 PM (AHcCm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
She could probably deduct the cost of a pair of the hottest new Air Jordans as business expense, unless her employer supplies those.
Posted by: Miklos, moderately qualified at December 22, 2021 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 10:52 PM (K+Cdu)
Many bars and restaurants were short staffed and the people that showed up worked their asses off.'''
Posted by: Regular joe at December 22, 2021 10:44 PM (L9P9s)
I've started tipping at some fast food pickup windows. When two or three people are working their ass off in a Wendy's to deliver food they deserve a bit more.
Posted by: Javems at December 22, 2021 10:52 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:52 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:47 PM (vcwBL)
Preach it {{{SMH}}}.
You are convincing me that me tipping in cash may lead indirectly someone else to cheat on their taxes, and I need to think about that!
On the other hand, I don't believe any of "our" tax dollars are used for truly good purposes, and have fasr too often wound up in places like Fauci's WuHan playground, or abusing beagles, so why should I help to feed the beast?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! FJB ~ at December 22, 2021 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
I read this over lunch, and don't want to get worked up.
But I do want to thank mis. hum. for the ONT content every night. CBD too, even though he is one of those tax-loving "conservatives "
(I kid.)
Oh yeah, WD and BT too.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2021 10:53 PM (wo4X4)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:54 PM (M3Z2J)
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By and large, the IRS wastes almost zero time on chasing down servers who underreported their tips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:54 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:54 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 22, 2021 10:54 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2021 10:53 PM (wo4X4)
You're one of the maple syrup and French Toast people, aren't you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:55 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: exdem13
Someone help me out here - I'm troubled by the entire incident. To wit; I assume the cops were off duty. The Lt displayed an astounding lack of good judgement. So did Ms. Rookie. Lt. is, at least right now, married - a further wrinkle. Would I trust either one of them, knowing about the lap dancing, to act as professionals when policing? No. But does that matter? Punishment, if any, I supposed depends on department rules and policies.
But what would be right? That is where I struggle.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:55 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:22 PM (Q9lwr)
A long time ago 10% was the norm. That was decades ago. Then it went to 15%. Now a lot of people think it should be 20 or 25%. I tend to tip high because I don't eat at restaurants that are terribly expensive, and I'm only paying for myself. My restaurant bills aren't tremendously expensive.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2021 10:56 PM (+lVUW)
Couldn't agree more. I don't see the attraction to Tik Tok or any of those other stupid sites. What a bunch of self absorbed idiots. I couldn't put myself out there like that. I'd be embarrassed.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 10:56 PM (nxdel)
Known.
Posted by: ZOD
The cute ones get in the Rolls.
Posted by: Uncle Moneybags with Top Hat at December 22, 2021 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 10:52 PM (AHcCm)
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Cleopatra?
Pyrrhus of Epirus?
Just spitballin' here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 10:56 PM (VxC1e)
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I'd like to know who out there regularly tips 18% or higher on a regular bill. I think 155 is fair, and 10% acceptable. As long as there is a tip; stiffing the woman/dude is wrong.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2021 10:56 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I am!
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:56 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:56 PM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2021 10:56 PM (XSRBF)
Who said "Do not muzzle an ox while it is treading out the grain" and "The worker deserves his wages."
We can swap scripture all night if you want.
Here is the deal: the server took the job on the basis that he or she would receive a certain level of tip income.
You are free to either give them that amount, or nothing.
It's your karma.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:57 PM (bW8dp)
Meh, not going to get my knickers in a twist.
Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2021 10:57 PM (oXNqT)
In fact, there are whole demographic groups who predictably do not tip. What are you gonna do? You take the bitter with the badder.
Seriously, some people just don't tip. I only used to get annoyed when they are the same people who are never happy. Or the people who cause trouble to make it look like they are justified in not tipping.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2021 10:57 PM (wo4X4)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 10:57 PM (qpolg)
Yesterday, the evil Proud Boys evilly visited a couple of suburban Portland shopping malls, and wandered around them unmasked for a couple of hours, in complete violation of Maximum Leader Kate Brown's diktats.
A few Antifa types showed up as well, since allowing the Proud Boys to gather anywhere is the step that occurs right before a Nazi takeover.
One Antifa person angrily asked the mall cops why the evil Proud Boys weren't being arrested for not wearing masks. The mall cops replied that they had called the county sheriff, and the sheriff responded that their deputies had better things to do than ticket people for mask violations.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 22, 2021 10:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:58 PM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 10:52 PM (K+Cdu)
The cashiers at my Wegman's are horrible, and they've gotten worse over the last two years.
Unable to properly bag a well laid out conveyor belt of comestibles. Unable to correct double billed items without a supervisor. Worst of all they're glacially slow...
There would be no tips forthcoming from the 'dog.
My understanding is that this store suffers from poor senior management.
Posted by: Ghost of chemjeff at December 22, 2021 10:58 PM (BgMrQ)
There's a split among the HQ. Some of us don't view the government any differently than the government of the USSR. They'd liquidate us kulaks in a heartbeat if they could. I don't owe them anything. The social contract isn't a suicide pact. They broke it. All deals are now off.
I understand others feel differently. You won't for long. If all this tyranny can be justified by a bad flu, you ain't seen anything yet.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 10:58 PM (QU5/8)
I don't believe in tipping. I believe in over-tipping. Even if service isn't great I always tip. Always.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2021 10:58 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2021 10:58 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:54 PM (vcwBL)
Yes. She worked at the Waffle House next to Valley Mall in Harrisonburg, Va. She scowled, so I purchased her and put her to work in the greenhouse. That was twenty years ago. She now lives comfortably and knows how to make breakfast for me and Mrs. perfectly.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 10:59 PM (M3Z2J)
sure sure but 2:45pm at FDR park?!?!?
armed carjacking?!?!
yeah that does not make me very happy
Posted by: Appropriately Black Orchid at December 22, 2021 10:59 PM (j9HX3)
Thanks for the ONTs.
May your holidays be filled with joy.
Yeah, all you morons, too. And the 'ettes.
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 10:59 PM (GTm9R)
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Yeah, that sort of thing went out of style when I was young, towards the end of the Peanut's term. Pity. The famous letter and response is something I didn't understand when I was a boy, but I definitely understand it now.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2021 10:59 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jewells45
Among the younger crowd, particularly women, if you don't have the appropriate number of followers, you suffer within your peer group. This is according to my 13 yr old granddaughter. The pressure is enormous, insidious, and satanic. That is why all these folks post their bullshit on TT.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:59 PM (mD/uy)
I'm not in a position to easily cheat on my taxes, but if I could, I would, and I'd not lose one second of sleep over it!
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 11:00 PM (T+u7n)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 22, 2021 11:00 PM (4I/2K)
Thanks for giving me permission.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 11:00 PM (AHcCm)
In fact, there are whole demographic groups who predictably do not tip. What are you gonna do? You take the bitter with the badder.
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From my six years of waiting tables, I could write a book about this. Certain demographics are virtually guaranteed not to tip, or to leave a quarter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:00 PM (VxC1e)
armed carjacking?!?!
yeah that does not make me very happy
Posted by: Appropriately Black Orchid
My former partner's nephew was shot and killed there after a sporting event. Eagles, I think. The park is great during the day, but don't go near it after nightfall. My kids go to FDR to run their scooters and skateboards on the skate tracks
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2021 11:00 PM (XSRBF)
But what would be right? That is where I struggle.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:55 PM (mD/uy)
She needs to be spanked. Thoroughly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 22, 2021 11:00 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
100%
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 22, 2021 11:00 PM (wo4X4)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 22, 2021 10:37
TY NAL... So I got no great bargain, Krogers likes to hike the booze price and put it on "sale". Well, maybe Dad will like a change from his regular Jim Beam. Someone said it was smoother.
Posted by: Farmer at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (55Qr6)
"If a man would steal your dog, hate that man. If he would eat your face, kill that man. Verily."
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:50 PM (Q9lwr)
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Nope. Just wanted to remind you that honesty no longer has meaning in our current society. Yes, it means something to you and I, and, we take personal integrity seriously. Unfortunately, our ruling class moves ruthlessly to exploit out honesty and integrity.
Although, and, perhaps this is a stretch, but, our tax dollars are supporting infanticide, worldwide. Along with paying our government to do things that are contrary to the laws of GOD.
The original contract, with we the people, the Constitution, has been abrogated by those who rule. Since that contract is effectively null and void, where does that leave us?
Seriously, it's a tough question. Would I cheat? No. Would you? No. But, the prince of this world has made it profitable, so, people do.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (nxdel)
I literally do not give a shit what you do.
I'm not the one who has to look you in the eye in the mirror every morning.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (bW8dp)
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By and large, the IRS wastes almost zero time on chasing down servers who underreported their tips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
A skycap friend of mine kept a notebook of every tip he received...and halved that amount. He was audited once. Because he had kept "scrupulous documentation" his claim was allowed.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero
Older ladies paying with a Platinum Amex
Posted by: As Miklos recalls at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Sexual acts...on a college campus? I'm shocked shocked I say!
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The girls always told me they were working their way through college. How could I disparage their statements?
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:02 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2021 10:58 PM (XSRBF)
I occasionally don't tip at all - when I was treated awfully or (as happened once, at a *buffet*) say the waitress pre-adds an 18% tip on the ticket (there were 3 of us - not one of those "large parties" or anything). She got nothing.
Otherwise, I tip in accordance with service - and most service is good enough to get ~15-20%.
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 11:02 PM (GTm9R)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 11:02 PM (AHcCm)
Posted by: Cicero
He owed Juanita
Posted by: May Miklosberry at December 22, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 11:02 PM (P3gRi)
I always had cash in my pocket. I ate my dinner for free at the bar. I worked my ass off.
It was fun.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:03 PM (U2p+3)
I never had a client who could pay me enough to sacrifice my integrity. Always made clear to my clients that I was responsible for any errors or omissions based on the information they gave me but they were responsible for what was reported on their return. That's also the IRS's attitude. I fired a client who omitted some pertinent income that I was aware of. I took a $6k a year hit for that one. I told him he was lucky I didn't look him up at the bar he drank at and kick his ass. I also took the opportunity to make sure the CPA who took him on knew why I got rid of him.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 11:03 PM (rBr5S)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:04 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Cicero
He owed Juanita
Posted by: May Miklosberry at December 22, 2021 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
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To be fair, Juanita had some remarkable talents.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:04 PM (VxC1e)
One Antifa person angrily asked the mall cops why the evil Proud Boys weren't being arrested for not wearing masks. The mall cops replied that they had called the county sheriff, and the sheriff responded that their deputies had better things to do than ticket people for mask violations.
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Paul Blart and the county sheriff told antifa to get lost? It's going to be a happy holiday in sooth!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2021 11:04 PM (W+kMI)
Good help is hard to find. Buy it when you find it.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:04 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 11:04 PM (Yeuqm)
The ladies around here at the local ( non-chain) diner-type places make 3 bucks an hour.
You bet your ass I tip large.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 22, 2021 11:04 PM (HxQqv)
Posted by: exdem13
Not condoning it, but the rat bastards who sent the video to the media should burn in hell. That shit should stay in-house and some cop sent that to the media - the people who hate them.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2021 11:05 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
You as well, not-quite-as-Misanthropic-as-stated Humanitarian.
And the rest of y'all, too!
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 11:05 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:06 PM (vcwBL)
I believe you.
You are aware that there are accountants who don't adhere to your strict moral code, yes?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 11:07 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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*narrows eyes*
What's your point?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:07 PM (VxC1e)
You bet your ass I tip large.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 22, 2021 11:04 PM (HxQqv)
Exactly.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 22, 2021 11:07 PM (AHcCm)
Second rule of coworker lap dance club - cell phones get checked at the door.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:08 PM (vcwBL)
yeah i get that - but it was daytime!!! and I doubt she was just walking alone?!? was she? even still.
look I know the city is bad. I'm trying to gauge exactly how bad. this looks to me like about as bad as it's been in my lifetime at least.
really bad.
Posted by: Appropriately Black Orchid at December 22, 2021 11:08 PM (j9HX3)
Love to you and ex ex. He's a gem.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:08 PM (U2p+3)
How much would you need to be paid to, y'know, sacrifice yourself?
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:08 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:01 PM (5pTK/)
It's a reasonable point. I just don't know, but it hasn't gotten bad enough for me to do those things that I find distasteful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 11:09 PM (Q9lwr)
look I know the city is bad. I'm trying to gauge exactly how bad. this looks to me like about as bad as it's been in my lifetime at least.
really bad.
Posted by: Appropriately Black Orchid
We hit 544 homicides yesterday. It's the worst I've even seen in fifty, er 29 years.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2021 11:09 PM (XSRBF)
The fact that he remarried me, with all my warts and all, truly made me believe there's a God.
Even now, I wonder about his sanity.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:09 PM (vcwBL)
How much would you need to be paid to, y'know, sacrifice yourself?
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:08 PM (M3Z2J)
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Any real professional would have a preprinted price list.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:09 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 11:10 PM (Yeuqm)
I always had cash in my pocket. I ate my dinner for free at the bar. I worked my ass off.
It was fun......
Ok Boomer.
Posted by: Troy at December 22, 2021 11:10 PM (Yjc1k)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:03 PM (mD/uy)
Mostly just ribald horseplay? But the issue I see is that she could be viewed as trying to curry favor with a senior officer. If she were to be giving the lap dance to a retiring officer, not so bad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 11:10 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2021 11:11 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:11 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 10:39
Nothing says double oaked. It does have a batch number and bottle number. That impressed the bourbon-neophyte me. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at December 22, 2021 11:11 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:59 PM (mD/uy)
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His best trick was to make people believe he doesn't exist.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 11:11 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 10:27 PM (QU5/8
When i was young, McDonald's was barely getting started. A few times my dad took the whole family, eight of us, to a sit down restaurant and we would order fried chicken. My mom never made deep fried chicken, so we thought it was the best thing in the world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2021 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at December 22, 2021 11:11 PM (j0p94)
ZOD SHYLOCK.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:11 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 11:12 PM (Yeuqm)
Seattle is getting more and more lawless. More shootings, more coordinated shoplifting of big, luxury stores.... in broad daylight!
Hopefully the pendulum has peaked. We will see with our new mayor.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:12 PM (U2p+3)
Hopefully the pendulum has peaked. We will see with our new mayor.
Posted by: nurse ratched
You just be careful, girl. Blue cities are losing their minds.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2021 11:13 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:13 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 11:11 PM (gsaS2)
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To be fair, his fiddle playing was pretty awesome too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:13 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Upselling Miklos at December 22, 2021 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:14 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
Check out the song Fearless from their early album Meddle
Posted by: Doof
If it hasn't been pointed out to Doof, "Echoes" is side 2 of "Meddle" (and "Meddle" is not early Floyd; "Meddle" is middle). As I mentioned the other day, "A Pillow of Winds" ("Echoes" side 1, song 2) is my favorite Floyd tune.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 11:14 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 11:15 PM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 11:15 PM (qpolg)
You are aware that there are accountants who don't adhere to your strict moral code, yes?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
One of the reasons I never played the partnership game. That and the politics. There are also a fair number of CPA's who are dumb as a box of rocks. Financial reporting and actually using information to successfully manage an organization are different animals. I spent more of my career on the private side of the ledger.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 11:15 PM (rBr5S)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:15 PM (vcwBL)
And people love me at a cocktail party too. Why, I would wager to see there is no one more in demand in your district of columbia right now.
Posted by: Stan at December 22, 2021 11:15 PM (ESjRY)
No, no, no - what's much more important is the Saudi execution of a Qatari intelligence agent, because he had been published in the Washington Post.
While Obama was president, the Chinese executed dozens of CIA sources, but that doesn't matter, since they hadn't been published in the Washington Post.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 22, 2021 11:16 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 22, 2021 11:16 PM (HxQqv)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 11:15 PM (qpolg)
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An Ohio-class sub.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:16 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
We closed the show!
Posted by: Miklos and the Ululations at December 22, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ZOD
At least a dozen nubile virgins, my own private island and a good lawyer on retainer.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 11:17 PM (rBr5S)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 22, 2021 11:17 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 11:15 PM (qpolg)
A nuclear submarine starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington as two naval officers who ought to have killed each other so some random sailor could've "taken 'er deep" to search for Cthulhu.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:18 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:18 PM (ZMraq)
They have a French vodka (members' mark) version at $20 supposedly pretty good, or the American (corn) vodka for $13. I mix them though, not a connoisseur. Maybe I should try harder to refine my tastes.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 11:18 PM (Cus5s)
He just went to bed, the thermostat is at 69 degrees here in southern IL, and the kittehs are curled up around me.
Supposed to be 70 degrees on Christmas Day.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:18 PM (vcwBL)
What are the human rights abuses in question? Murdering Kashoggi. And...that's it.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:18 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
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Proper response is: "Whatever, Tide Pod."
Remember, "Tide Pod" generation came up with "Okay, Boomer."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:18 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
We closed the show!
Posted by: Miklos and the Ululations at December 22, 2021 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)
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Pffft.
Posted by: Pebble Tosser and the Stampeders at December 22, 2021 11:19 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:19 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
I'm...I'm in
don't tell Hillz
Posted by: Bill C. at December 22, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
You should've seen it before June 30, 1934.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 11:19 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 11:15 PM (qpolg)
A nuclear submarine starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington as two naval officers who ought to have killed each other so some random sailor could've "taken 'er deep" to search for Cthulhu.
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Now I want to watch ZOD's version of the movie.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2021 11:19 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 11:17 PM (rBr5S)
Done.
(Hands over skull-goblet of 'serum,' obsidian knife, self-gutting instruction manual)
This first, though.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:20 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Cicero
*smack upside the head*
Thank you Wyatt. I was born shortly after 60. So not really a boomer. Parents weren't in the war.
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 11:20 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 11:20 PM (Yeuqm)
It sucked! They didn't even have one flavor of ice cream!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 22, 2021 11:20 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:20 PM (vcwBL)
Own studio? I worked two jobs and paid my way?
Drop Dead. You're probably and entitled trustafarian who has never lived paycheck to paycheck.
My mommy and daddy didn't pay my tuition. I did. And I graduated without a dime of student debt.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:20 PM (U2p+3)
Musical festival in KSA: "MDLBeast Soundstorm"!
Heh
I suppose any women in attendance were chaperoned
The goats, probably not
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 11:20 PM (hunQa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 22, 2021 11:21 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at December 22, 2021 11:21 PM (j0p94)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:21 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 11:21 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 11:21 PM (Yeuqm)
This first, though.
Posted by: ZOD
Huh
We have People for that
Posted by: Miklos and the Mayans at December 22, 2021 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
You bet your ass I tip large.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 22, 2021 11:04 PM (HxQqv)
We were once on a road trip, and stopped at a family restaurant. the lady who took care of us was clearly tired and a little fed up, but she was still very pleasant. I added a really generous gratuity. The look on her face as she rang up our bill at the till was radiant. She lived in a town full of tightwads or something.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:22 PM (x8Wzq)
How are you? How's the great escape going?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:22 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 22, 2021 11:22 PM (/UQ/R)
Yea, we're going to be at or above 75 on Christmas. Annoys me no end, but I"m happy for you!
Most of our kitties are curled up on Thor, who is sound asleep.
)Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 22, 2021 11:22 PM (HxQqv)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:22 PM (M3Z2J)
CBD's point on 'cheating' on taxes, and the whole discussion, derives from bad law, as many problems do.
First, income tax itself is the root problem (see quote above from Will Rogers). Second is the government getting up in businesses' business by mandating wages and presuming tips. Do away with those two things, problem mooted.
Posted by: mindful webworker - just the tip at December 22, 2021 11:22 PM (vzLRM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNxYy4JgYIA
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An oft-neglected bit of holiday jolliness.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2021 11:23 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:23 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Jeevx at December 22, 2021 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:22 PM (U2p+3)
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It's going very well.
By the way, "just move" is easy to say, but, when you're an experienced 29, like my wife and I, well, the actual isn't.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:23 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 22, 2021 11:24 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 11:25 PM (r1z5A)
Hugs and love to you all! You are the bestest people on the interwebz!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 22, 2021 11:22 PM (/UQ/R)
Oh, Hi! (throws a lot of hugs out there)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 11:25 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 11:25 PM (Yeuqm)
A former NFL quarterback that occasional says things that aren't stupid.
Posted by: 18-1
Oh felgercarb! Boomer was a lieutenant on the Galactica.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 11:25 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:25 PM (vcwBL)
They all just care if the numbers line up and don't flag any routine to kick the taxes out for review.
The workers that input don't care, the computer doesn't care, the auditors that do a second look if there is a flag don't care about you, just the numbers.
Their managers and department heads don't actually care, and neither does your legislators, they just want the numbers to line up.
If you call a phone agent they just want you off the line within 5 minutes because that is what the phone system software is set as their optimal talk time, they don't want complicated answers, because that requires more documentation and they only get three minutes to input it. If you owe they want you to pay, if you are due a refund they want you to go away "and be patient" until they have to do something to find out what happened to it.
they only care about cheating if they can find it.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:25 PM (ZMraq)
The goats, probably not
Posted by: Zettai
"mek mek drunk y'all mek mek*
Posted by: the ugly goats at December 22, 2021 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 11:15 PM (qpolg)
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About 875 mph.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 11:26 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: 18-1
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Yer getting generous as you approach the latter part of 29 years old.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:26 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
Oh, you poor dead child....
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 11:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:27 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2021 11:27 PM (n+IM9)
Posted by: Sassy at December 22, 2021 11:27 PM (AN/Md)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 22, 2021 11:27 PM (/BX3R)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 11:25 PM (Yeuqm)
Bypass Qatar. Cool country name, shithole desert country.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:27 PM (M3Z2J)
Btw, just had a vision of her trying that stuff on Joe Friday. LOL.
Posted by: Paco at December 22, 2021 11:27 PM (njExo)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 22, 2021 11:28 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Peter Rabbit at December 22, 2021 11:28 PM (VxC1e)
Good thing the boat was in port at Pearl Harbor (1972) for a routine maintenance workup. 'Cause he had one helluva heart attack while ashore there. They saved him there, and eventually medivaced him to Walter Reed in D.C. Nearly a year there as an inpatient, as they did surgical repairs to his nearly destroyed heart.
He passed at age 78 after a 2nd career at Litton Laser Systems, a major defense contractor. Retired as their Senior Prototype Test Engineer. Not bad for a South Carolina kid who started his USN journey as a High School Dropout. Anyone disparaging "boomers", deserves a "boomer" of a kick in the balls, right back at 'em.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2021 11:28 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 11:29 PM (r1z5A)
My dad almost worked on a boomer back in the 70s.
He decided to stick to destroyers, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:30 PM (vcwBL)
Moving is a pain in the ass. Moving out of state would be terrifying for me. Good on you and mrs blake for getting out. You're far braver than I am.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:31 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at December 22, 2021 11:31 PM (j0p94)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:31 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 22, 2021 11:31 PM (/UQ/R)
*bobs head to the Loverboy song playing*
*remembers that Loverboy sucks*
*struggles to think of something pithy to say*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:32 PM (x8Wzq)
Not sure what they're called when they've removed the missile section and replaced it with mumble mumble stuff and use it for mumble mumble sensitive activities. See those occasionally, always assume it's for training with Naval Special Warfare.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 22, 2021 11:32 PM (OTzUX)
*connects the dots*
Nurse is a robot.
It's all coming into focus.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 22, 2021 11:32 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at December 22, 2021 11:32 PM (9k8AO)
Love you too, sis. Give hubby a hug.
I keep burrata in the fridge. Always. Damn. Good. Stuff.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:33 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:33 PM (x8Wzq)
https://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/world/
2 days ago
Posted by: Braenyard at December 22, 2021 11:33 PM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Archer at December 22, 2021 11:33 PM (n+IM9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:33 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:33 PM (M3Z2J)
don't tell Hillz
Posted by: Bill C. at December 22, 2021 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
He said a GOOD lawyer.
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 11:33 PM (GTm9R)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Right now, it's a tossup between Missouri (grandbabies and younger daughter who frankly, is upsetting both us and her in-laws), Georgia (his folks and my folks in FL, who are not getting any younger), and Texas (older daughter with health issues).
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:34 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 11:34 PM (rBr5S)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Okay boomer refers to okay baby boomers which is a common insult among particularly Gen Z. In essence, they blame a lot of current US problems on the Baby Boom generation and its misdeeds.
Cost of college related to the 1960's is one such sore point, another is jobs available, another is that people paying into social security today are unlikely to even receive their contributions, let alone more. That again is blamed on baby boomers who have a positive net flow from Social Security on average.
Posted by: whig at December 22, 2021 11:34 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Capt. Ramius at December 22, 2021 11:34 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Accountants and bookkeepers hate that
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:35 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 22, 2021 11:35 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 22, 2021 11:36 PM (Agr8U)
Has nothing to do with submarine service.
Posted by: whig at December 22, 2021 11:36 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:37 PM (vcwBL)
Call me silly, but that means something to some of us.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 10:45
Understood SMH. But some feel the govt is stealing from them to pay for totally immoral things, like abortion at any stage. Just saying, today it's no different than those who didn't want their taxes to fund the Vietnam War. Just different moral issues at the front.
Posted by: Farmer at December 22, 2021 11:37 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: whig at December 22, 2021 11:36 PM (9hXN1)
-------$---
You're probably right.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:38 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 11:38 PM (SchxB)
I don't think waitresses should be shaming anyone online. Every person waiting tables has been stiffed and that's what happens. Suck it up and do better.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 22, 2021 11:38 PM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:38 PM (ZMraq)
YOU!!
"I could butter your head and swallow you whole!"
You will always be one of many incredible memories of the Texas MoMe!!
Posted by: Some Rat at December 22, 2021 11:38 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 11:25 PM (Yeuqm)
The UAE not so much. Unless you're impressed by dudes surrounded by other dudes openly carrying submachine guns. Otherwise it was kinda boring. And hotter than a can of kerosene in hell. I've been-there-done-that, and managed to get out before I melted. (I think our navigator actually did melt a bit.)
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 11:39 PM (GTm9R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 22, 2021 11:35 PM (/UQ/R)
So cool. I like him. A really nice guy. Tell him I said so.
I so love this place. The Horde is friggin' awesome.
Hugs WDS
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:39 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:39 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:39 PM (ZMraq)
They are also very risk-averse.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:40 PM (vcwBL)
If it is not nailed down, it belongs to Zod Imperial Konzern Acqusitions. If it can be pried loose by Zod Imperial Konzern Acquisitions, it is not nailed down.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:40 PM (M3Z2J)
Hope you all are doing well. Lurking mostly due to family health problems. I am working the holidays so wanted to say Merry Christmas early for the ONT crowd.
Posted by: turambar at December 22, 2021 11:40 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:39 PM (5pTK/)
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Compression is your friend.
Posted by: The Guy Who Seems To Know A Lot About IT at December 22, 2021 11:40 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 11:41 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 22, 2021 11:14 PM (KAi1n)
Meddle was released in 1971. For a band that began releasing albums in 1967 and released Division Bell (their last "real" studio album) in 1994, I still say Meddle is early Floyd. Early in their history.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:41 PM (mZUr4)
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This^
If the hub and I are gonna eat at a restaurant in St Louis, how much we tip is included in the budget.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:41 PM (vcwBL)
(Surveys vast landscape of bed)
I am unfamiliar. A representative will reply to your inquiry within 24 hours.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:42 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:43 PM (vcwBL)
She was a lovely lady and made innumerable contributions to the blog.
I will miss her
RIP, sweet Tami.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:43 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:39 PM (5pTK/)
4TB external hard drives are relatively cheap
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:43 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:44 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Infidel at December 22, 2021 11:41 PM (qpolg)
Must have missed something. Goodnight, and Lord Bless.
Will you be at the Morondezvous next spring, or whenever it happens?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:44 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: whig at December 22, 2021 11:34 PM (9hXN1)
It's not "their contributions". Never has been. Your payments in have ALWAYS been to sustain the current recipients. It's not "your" money, it's TAXES to support some other goober's retirement. It's a ponzi scheme and always has been.
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 11:44 PM (GTm9R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:44 PM (VxC1e)
Travelled this week to two small rural towns outside of the media bubbles of NYC, DC, and LA. One red, one blue. Walking around, the masking rate was at 100% in both of them. I talked to a local farmer in one and a plumber in the other; both want mandatory vaccines.
They also think that all student loan debt should be forgiven, that men should be allowed in women's bathrooms, and that you should say your personal pronouns upon meeting someone.
At last, rural America speaks!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 22, 2021 11:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:43 PM (mZUr4)
I remember how badass I felt when I bought a 1 gigabyte memory stick.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:45 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Cicero
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Dude, you can get a 4TB HD for a hundred bucks.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:46 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 22, 2021 11:46 PM (UUBmN)
Back in the "before" days, when I was but the teenaged whelp teen Navy Brat, riding my bicycle to Ballast Point was not an unusual activity. Looking over at the "nest" of subs next to their tender, every now and then, one would be surrounded by heavy canvas draping, suspended from overhead cables. Kids' instructions were: just keep riding, don't stare, nothing there to see, anyway. Was told they were just painting, but "just painting" didn't need that ginormous deck crane from the tender swinging overhead, either.
As to your question of what do they call an SSBN that's been converted to S.F. use? They call it "you didn't see that!, please sign the NDA, here, here and here!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 22, 2021 11:46 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:43 PM (mZUr4)
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Heh.
Nah, it's a two step process. The program that rips the blu ray creates a roughly 50 GB file, then, I have to process that output through Handbrake to get it down to a mere 3 or 4 GB. Still using a 3.5TiB volume for the media server, though.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:47 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 22, 2021 11:45 PM (I2/tG)
He only talked to waitresses and uber drivers.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:47 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:47 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at December 22, 2021 11:47 PM (4GA/5)
She was a lovely lady and made innumerable contributions to the blog.
I will miss her
RIP, sweet Tami.
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Me too, Nurse. Tami was a fun member and she had some great contributions. I'll miss her.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 22, 2021 11:47 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: whig at December 22, 2021 11:36 PM (9hXN1)
And this from, well, people who think they know it all because they're young (meaning without experience and wisdom), thinking they're slamming someone claiming they have no wisdom because they're full of experience.
Our worship of youth is part of the problem in this society today.
(And, no, that doesn't apply to everyone in Gen X or Z or whatever. Nor even to some large portion, necessarily. but the ones saying "ok, Boomer" unironically? It DEFINITELY applies to them.)
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (GTm9R)
Posted by: Infidel
In addition to the previous correct answers, a boomer is the reason Bubblegum Crisis won't make the jump from "anime" to "Hollywood movie" like Alita and Ghost in the Shell did.
At least until the Boomer generation isn't in control anymore.
Because the bad guy robots in BGC were called "boomers".
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:45 PM (ZMraq)
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Youngster.
Buying a 386 with 1 meg of ram, expandable to 2! was way groovy back, well, nevermind.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (5pTK/)
Handbrake, the choice of prosecuting attorneys.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (SchxB)
being 29, my goal for video quality of my rips is "better than vhs slp". dvd works fine for me; i have yet to jump onto the bluray bandwagon.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2021 11:49 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:45 PM (ZMraq)
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Youngster.
Buying a 386 with 1 meg of ram, expandable to 2! was way groovy back, well, nevermind.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (5pTK/)
My 20MB hard drive cost $200+...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:44 PM (VxC1e)
My music collection is so extensive, I actually have a BACKUP external hard drive in case my main one fails. Then there's the one that has all of my digital photos and digitized videos.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (mZUr4)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8pb5vj
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (UUBmN)
I am unfamiliar. A representative will reply to your inquiry within 24 hours.
Posted by: ZOD
I wouldn't let the guy in, even if driving an official looking Amazon van. Especially then.
Posted by: Suspicious Miklos at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2021 11:49 PM (edU/H)
Heh, I read that as blurry bandwagon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (ynpvh)
2400 baud modem.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (M3Z2J)
He's getting absolutely ripped in the responses.
For some reason, people don't believe him.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (UUBmN)
...castles burning.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:51 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2021 11:49 PM (edU/H)
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Well, I told my wife, no dvd players and wires running everywhere in the new house. I told her I'd build a media server, put our movies on it, and serve the content via wireless throughout the house. So far, so good. The blu ray stuff, though, was challenging.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:51 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:52 PM (vcwBL)
Now I look at what are probably actually 25 year olds and ask myself why the guy at the liquor store isn't demanding to see those kids' certainly fake ids.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:52 PM (ESjRY)
I've just read Rep. Scanlon's car has been recovered with five (5) people in it, four (4) males and one (1) female
Posted by: Zettai at December 22, 2021 11:52 PM (OOxFd)
2400 baud modem.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (M3Z2J)
I really went up in the world when I got my 14400 Baud. I was really going then.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
good lord! a *long* movie at my "better than vhs slp" quality goal only takes a gigabyte or so.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2021 11:52 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 22, 2021 11:52 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:52 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Suspicious Miklos at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
An official-looking Amazon strapon cock.
(Spock eyebrow)
Especially then.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:53 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Zettai
Jussie is still out on bail?
Posted by: Highly Suspicious Miklos at December 22, 2021 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:47 PM (5pTK/)
You're preaching to the video ripping / converting choir here. I've been doing that stuff since the early 20-oughts. Handbrake is great but SLOOOOOOW
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:53 PM (mZUr4)
I've just read Rep. Scanlon's car has been recovered with five (5) people in it, four (4) males and one (1) female
Can a girl catch a break here?
Posted by: Vera Mekuli at December 22, 2021 11:53 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
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And now, a terrabyte HDD, is what, 50 bucks?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:53 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 22, 2021 11:53 PM (rBr5S)
Travelled this week to two small rural towns outside of the media bubbles of NYC, DC, and LA. One red, one blue. Walking around, the masking rate was at 100% in both of them. I talked to a local farmer in one and a plumber in the other; both want mandatory vaccines.
At last, rural America speaks!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 22, 2021 11:45 PM (I2/tG)
And the story is so believable too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 22, 2021 11:54 PM (oeVy+)
Bah I only have that two stars. You could barely even feel it going in.
Posted by: Brian Stalter at December 22, 2021 11:54 PM (ESjRY)
My Marine brother had a much better time. He was LAR, but was at sea a lot.
I got a rock.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 22, 2021 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:54 PM (vcwBL)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (5pTK/)
Mom had a TRS-80 that my step brother bogged down with a log-scaling program that was too big for the memory, she almost bought the PET to start with.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:54 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (5pTK/)
About ... 29 years ago?
And I remember the incredible concept of built-in floppy disk drives. Actually floppy ones. So much better than cassettes.
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 11:54 PM (GTm9R)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:55 PM (ZMraq)
Discipline yourself, Lt. Klenze...
[pulls out automatic pistol]
Posted by: Lt. Commander Heinrich at December 22, 2021 11:55 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
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And now, a terrabyte HDD, is what, 50 bucks?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:53 PM (5pTK/)
Yup. I remember putting all my drivers in the high part of executable space, so I'd have as much contiguous memory in the ... I think it was the 640KB.. allotted for ALL executable files. What fun.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
Some of the old farmers around here think they're Daddy Warbucks when they 50 cents.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 22, 2021 11:56 PM (HxQqv)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:56 PM (vcwBL)
Bah I only have that two stars. You could barely even feel it going in.
Posted by: Brian Stalter at December 22, 2021 11:54 PM (ESjRY)
I'm still chuckling thinking about Tater tots...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 22, 2021 11:56 PM (HxQqv)
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Arf arf!
Posted by: Sandy at December 22, 2021 11:56 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:52 PM (vcwBL)
Floppy drive official-looking Amazon strapon cock.
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: turambar at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (Gylu/)
interestingly, the only hard drive i never managed to fill was a 5MB hard drive in a decmate ii, and that was shared between three operating systems (wps, cp/m, and os/27
.
somewhere around here i have a 100GB drive i bought because i could not resist the price. a dollar a gigabyte! amazing! surely i'll find a use for it! nope. it's still in its original cellophane around here somewhere.
recently bout a 1 terabyte uSD card for about $120. a terabyte! the size of the fingernail on my pinky!
i'm old enough to remember when floppies were *fast*.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (5pTK/)
Mom had a TRS-80 that my step brother bogged down with a log-scaling program that was too big for the memory, she almost bought the PET to start with.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:54 PM (ZMraq)
I remember the Trash-80s...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:53 PM (mZUr4)
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I really like Handbrake for standard DVD's. I decided to see what happens when I render them HQ 1080p. Yeah, that takes a while. But, from what I can tell, it does make a difference.
MakeMKV is the disk hog. But, it rips disks Handbrake can't handle. I might add, I run Ubuntu, so, it makes doing various things like ripping DVD's interesting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:56 PM (vcwBL)
Texas Instruments TI 99 4A. Circa 1983.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (mZUr4)
Though it more than a little lead to Tencj Muyo and all its spiritual successors, for better or worse.
Posted by: Bete at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (Ojki1)
And the reason is there should be a next step here.
Ok millennial, the boomer just told you to stop wasting your money on frappuchinos so you can pay off your loans. Yes, I get that college was MUCH cheaper when the boomer went. Now, ask why. And no the government wasn't paying for it at all. So again, why was college so much cheaper then.
And when you can answer that let's go to the next step - do you want college to be cheap again? Because it can be done - but you have to stop voting for the people you are voting for now.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 22, 2021 11:48 PM (5pTK/)
About ... 29 years ago?
And I remember the incredible concept of built-in floppy disk drives. Actually floppy ones. So much better than cassettes.
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 11:54 PM (GTm9R)
Computer teacher got pissed when one of his students put AC/DC on one of those cassette players. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2021 11:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 22, 2021 11:50 PM (I2/tG)
Jacobin magazine, still trying to pretend that it hasn't been 220 years
Posted by: Kindltot at December 22, 2021 11:58 PM (ZMraq)
640K should have been enough for anyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 11:58 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:59 PM (vcwBL)
my first computer was a heathkit ec6800 microprocessor trainer back in 1980. that's the cheap one in the cardboard box with a whopping 256 bytes of ram. mine is serial number 8.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2021 11:59 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: ZOD at December 22, 2021 11:59 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 22, 2021 11:56 PM (vcwBL)
Texas Instruments TI 99 4A. Circa 1983.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (mZUr4)
The Jr. College I went to was behind the times. We had to put our Fortran code in using punch cards...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
"Ding Ding Ding BAM BAM BAM This is Family Services SWAT! Open up right now or we are knocking down the DOOR!!"
Open door say...Whaaaat is going on??
"We have had an anonymous tip that you are trying to BLIND your daughter! Did you really tell her to STARE INTO THE SUN if she wanted to see Santa Claus???!?? You Bastid!! No Bail for YOU!!"
Posted by: birddog at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (uAI4S)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (5p7BC)
That was my first computer. Never did get any peripherals.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: blake
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Hubby runs Ubuntu on his devices and machines.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (vcwBL)
OS8 ran really well with particular versions of Illustrator and Photoshop.
I think the whole machine might've been 3 gigs tops.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Infidel
I think that's in the Boomer range, drafted Dads or not. 1945~1964 or so.
Then '65~'79 is Generation X, because we're small and unnoticed compared to the hordes of Boomers.
'80~'94 is GenerationY/Millennials, and '95~somethingorother is Generation Z/Post-millennials. And I don't know if the current generation has been named yet. They'll probably get saddled with "Pandemic Generation" or some crap.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (P1f+c)
I can't speak for the entire state, but my little corner of Arkansas, the only mandatory masking is in the hospital and clinics. And they only kept the schools shut down for that initial two weeks to stop the curve.
You see some people wearing masks, mostly old folks and people I assume retired down here from up north.
We had plenty of the Chinese virus here, but no one freaked out about it. We kept our old folks home, and went on about our business.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (HxQqv)
The people that work all day around other people wear a mask only when forced, and then it us usually under their nose.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (ESjRY)
Buying a 386 with 1 meg of ram, expandable to 2! was way groovy back, well, nevermind.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker
8086 and C:/ dir for the win
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 23, 2021 12:01 AM (rBr5S)
640K should have been enough for anyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 22, 2021 11:58 PM (SchxB)
I recall Mr. Gates saying something about that. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:01 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: turambar at December 22, 2021 11:57 PM (Gylu/)
Nice! I still have my original Atari 2600 with approximately 50 games, 2 working joysticks, and a set of non-jittery paddles. A few years ago I found an adapter for a few bucks that allows me to connect it to a coax port on a modern TV.
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 12:01 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:02 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 23, 2021 12:02 AM (HxQqv)
I dub them "Generation Omicron". Not that anyone gives a shit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:02 AM (SchxB)
Also of note, saw a whole 1 Bite me bumper sticker in an area for those not aware where people kind of like that Joe Stalin guy, but feel he was to right wing in his politics.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 12:03 AM (Ojki1)
You sound like Mama Basura talking about her children.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:03 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (5p7BC)
It seems like they have never spoken to a farmer or a plumber. Just the impression I get.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 12:03 AM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Infidel
I think that's in the Boomer range, drafted Dads or not. 1945~1964 or so.
Then '65~'79 is Generation X, because we're small and unnoticed compared to the hordes of Boomers.
'80~'94 is GenerationY/Millennials, and '95~somethingorother is Generation Z/Post-millennials. And I don't know if the current generation has been named yet. They'll probably get saddled with "Pandemic Generation" or some crap.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 12:00 AM (P1f+c)
Even though Dad WAS from the Greatest Generation and fought in WW2, I am not a Boomer (too young).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:03 AM (ynpvh)
Too long?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 12:03 AM (ESjRY)
May see one or two on a given day, but pretty much, the people here are like Homey the Clown and they're not playing that.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:04 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 23, 2021 12:04 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 12:04 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:02 AM (vcwBL)
True, but at least I didn't take Cobol like my brother did.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:04 AM (ynpvh)
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Because a lot of us have been aborted.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:04 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 23, 2021 12:01 AM (rBr5S)
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heh.
Way back when, I was the IT guy for a large farming operation. The potato processor had an 8086 processor on it, and, it was controlled by a i386 computer. I about had a heart attack when I realized they only had the one computer and the 8086 could not work with anything faster. I scoured the place, and, amazingly, found a working i386 stuffed in a corner. I didn't waste any time getting it set up so it could run the sorter, should the main computer go down.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 23, 2021 12:05 AM (5pTK/)
Weird Al - All About The Pentiums (parody of All About The Benjamins).
https://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 12:05 AM (mZUr4)
I dub them "Generation Omicron". Not that anyone gives a shit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:02 AM (SchxB)
the Xi Generation?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: turambar at December 23, 2021 12:05 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:06 AM (vcwBL)
No, don't want to give that egomaniac any credit. He's almost as bad as our egomaniac.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:06 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:06 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Dunno much about chainsaws, but tanks and machine guns, I'm game.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:07 AM (vcwBL)
(Returns to flipping through D&D Player's Manual for the big-tit drawings)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 12:07 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Blake
2400 baud modem.
Posted by: ZOD
Not counting my un-networked Apple 2 plus, my first computer was a 386. Packard Hell, so the memory was soldered to the board and not expandable, because 640K was enough for everyone. 1200 baud modem that I could out-type if I was caffeinated enough. But a twice-the-industry-standard 80MB HDD! Luxury!
Then the Gateway 486, shipped in the holstein-patterned box....
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 12:07 AM (P1f+c)
No, don't want to give that egomaniac any credit. He's almost as bad as our egomaniac.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:06 AM (SchxB)
That would mean naming them the "I Shit my Pants" Generation, which would be too cruel.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 23, 2021 12:07 AM (vuisn)
It seems like they have never spoken to a farmer or a plumber. Just the impression I get.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 12:03 AM (oeVy+)
They hire out for that.
Yes, hello? My account is M-1332z56ld. Yes, could you send someone over to tell the plumber he is unplugging my toilet wrong? No, I understand, travel rates apply.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 12:07 AM (ZMraq)
Times like this I'm more than a little envious of ex ex.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:08 AM (SchxB)
Slightly barely just under $5k in 1983 dollars. A King's Ransom, back then.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 12:08 AM (QzJWU)
And yet. I will likely do some billable work. Becuz geek.
G'night, Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 12:08 AM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 12:08 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Kindltot
Dang straight Skippy! Recently found a box of floppies. Quatro Pro spread sheet program only took 12 discs to load. Haven't had a computer in the house for almost a decade. Stihl or Husqvarna?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 23, 2021 12:09 AM (rBr5S)
the Xi Generation?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
I'm generation x and I bet that the kids being born now are going to be called Wuhan babies or something equally stupid.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 12:10 AM (oeVy+)
That was my first computer. Never did get any peripherals.
had somebody try to get me to sell ti-99/4as door to door. turned her down hard.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 23, 2021 12:10 AM (edU/H)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:10 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:06 AM (vcwBL)
We're still better than both of those groups.
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 12:10 AM (mZUr4)
Slightly barely just under $5k in 1983 dollars. A King's Ransom, back then.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 12:08 AM (QzJWU)
First one I built myself was in the early 90's. 486DX-50 (gotta have the math co-processor and the full 50MHz bus, not the lousy DX2-66 with the 33MHz bus).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 12:11 AM (ZMraq)
It would have looked great next to the encyclopedias.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:11 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 23, 2021 12:09 AM (rBr5S)
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the early versions of Office were, what, 18 disks or some such?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 23, 2021 12:11 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:11 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Doof
Meh. I'll give it to you. I suppose one could say that Floyd's middle started with Dark Side. The timespan between albums is somewhat arbitrary; it's really the characterization of the music. The more salient point that Echoes is the entire side 2 of Meddle. ("One of These Days" kicks ass.)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 12:11 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: turambar at December 23, 2021 12:12 AM (Gylu/)
Then the Gateway 486, shipped in the holstein-patterned box....
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 12:07 AM (P1f+c)
I'm not a computer person but my first computer was a 386. I don't remember how much it cost or anything else about it.
I remember playing Wolfenstien on one of my earliest computers.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 12:12 AM (oeVy+)
They are also very risk-averse.
Posted by: SMH
Very true that.
Posted by: whig at December 23, 2021 12:13 AM (9hXN1)
...accompanied by the "MS-DOS Manual."
Thanks, Dad.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 12:13 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 23, 2021 12:09 AM (rBr5S)
Stihls, and a Poulan still buried in my Dad's garage. I need to get out and start making next year's firewood, this years is still wet because I cut it too late in the fall.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 12:13 AM (ZMraq)
We also don't know anyone who owns a pickup truck!
Posted by: "Journalists" Living In Brooklyn! at December 23, 2021 12:14 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 12:13 AM (ZMraq)
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Build a fire under it...
..oh, wait...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 23, 2021 12:15 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 23, 2021 12:17 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 23, 2021 12:18 AM (HxQqv)
If not, I strongly suggest they should.
Elder daughter wants to be an extra for season four (and so do I).
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:18 AM (vcwBL)
I remember playing Wolfenstien on one of my earliest computers.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 12:12 AM (oeVy+).
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Me either. My first one was a 286 Turbo , it cost $800 and I bought it on time payments.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:18 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Kindltot
But you got a smoker, rite?
Posted by: Ever-Positive Miklos at December 23, 2021 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)
I have a pretty good "unofficial" recording of Floyd from the mid 70s called Echoes in the Garden. Boston Garden show. They played Echoes in its entirety.
By the way, did you ever get to check out The Cult - Peace??
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 12:19 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: turambar
Woah. I wish I had my old Greyhawk supplement.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 12:19 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:19 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 12:13 AM (ZMraq)
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Wow. That was a dick move.
Posted by: The Guy Who Cuts His Firewood Only When It's Time at December 23, 2021 12:19 AM (VxC1e)
There are also no home Covid testing kits available.
I mean, it's Omicron. Why the concern?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 12:19 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Insist on the rabbit-fur lined handcuffs, and a rotation schedule.
Posted by: Miklos knew an Officer Love (her real name) at December 23, 2021 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 12:07 AM (P1f+c)
How about "Duuuuuude, you're getting a Dell!"
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 12:21 AM (mZUr4)
Commenting wearing a tshirt and no pants, listening to the Amish built wood cook stove talk to me. What's your point?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * 21rst century schizoid hominid at December 23, 2021 12:21 AM (rBr5S)
Posted by: Miklos, encouraged at December 23, 2021 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:18 AM (vcwBL)
What's it about?
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 12:22 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Olson Johnson at December 23, 2021 12:22 AM (VxC1e)
Next, install and start a 220v wired electric heater in there, and let it run for the next two to three weeks. Be sure to go in there and rotate the stock in the woodpile, every week.
Voila, kiln dried wood, at only some multiple of the price you could've bought it for, retail? Hey, next to "slap hot iron to it", it's the best I could do on short notice!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
It's right in the name:
O Mi Cron! Becky, look at her spike proteins. They are so big!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:22 AM (SchxB)
Goodnight and God Bless each and everyone.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 23, 2021 12:23 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Urban Sophisticate at December 23, 2021 12:23 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:23 AM (gsaS2)
" I don't know much about chainsaws or tanks
Or what machine gun games are for..."
Posted by: Miklos, in a Sam Cooke voice at December 23, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
By the way, did you ever get to check out The Cult - Peace??
Posted by: Doof
That Garden show must be pretty cool.
Haven't checked out Peace (since I don't have CD player). Is it on youtube? I was a college DJ when Love came out and though the station was pretty goth, we were allowed to play it other than "She Sells Sanctuary". However, I found their earlier (first) album, Dreamtime, which I really liked and played a bit.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 12:24 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 12:19 AM (KAi1n)
Vault of the Drow. Just what this world needs. Highly intelligent, ruthless, lawful-evil society.
For at least a few years to settle things down.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 12:24 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 12:19 AM (I2/tG)"
I'll let you know how I feel about that once I get my sense of smell back...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 23, 2021 12:24 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 12:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 12:22 AM (SchxB)
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Smother me in your furin cleavage site! Do it, baby!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 12:25 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 23, 2021 12:25 AM (HxQqv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 23, 2021 12:25 AM (5pTK/)
Or what machine gun games are for..."
Posted by: Miklos, in a Sam Cooke voice at December 23, 2021 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
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But I do know that I love you
And what a wonderful world this could be.
Posted by: James Taylor at December 23, 2021 12:26 AM (VxC1e)
Chainsaws, eh? I just get the fella next door to help out. I can trim the loose stuff or pull it out and down but I don't like heights and I am not cutting a limb off. I used a chainsaw a few times but I usually used a big sledge with wedges to split our wood. Good workout.
Posted by: turambar at December 23, 2021 12:26 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 23, 2021 12:24 AM (ZSK0i)
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Do you know that it's Omicommiecron or are you going it alone?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:26 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 12:13 AM (ZMraq)
My ancient Homelite Super 2 still runs like a champ. Light enough to use one-handed for limbing. I bought a brand new Stihl once; used it for a season. Was never very happy with it, and gave it to a friend. I have some vintage chainsaws, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 12:27 AM (P3gRi)
If not, I strongly suggest they should.
Elder daughter wants to be an extra for season four (and so do I).
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:18 AM (vcwBL)
Someone was telling me about that show and that I would like it. What channel is it on?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 12:27 AM (oeVy+)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:27 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 23, 2021 12:27 AM (ZSK0i)
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That's HORRIBLE!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 23, 2021 12:28 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Miklos, in a Sam Cooke voice with Hungarian accent (not easy) at December 23, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:28 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 12:29 AM (oeVy+)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 23, 2021 12:27 AM (ZSK0i)
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Read an article yesterday saying most of the cases are probably Delta and people don't know it.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:29 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 23, 2021 12:30 AM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:30 AM (vcwBL)
Went to eat when my brother was in town (Kalifornia), and there was only one waitress for all dozen tables in the place, but she got to us all in good time, so I gave her extra.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
618 That entire quest line was awesome. Mind flayers. Ugh. Who needs them? Drow are a right pain in the arse, too.
Posted by: turambar at December 23, 2021 12:30 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Zettai
Gesundheidt !
Posted by: JT
Egészségedre!
Posted by: Miklos, in a Sam Cooke voice with Hungarian accent (not easy) at December 23, 2021 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Salud
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:31 AM (ynpvh)
Tonight in Portland, there are enormous lines of people waiting to get Covid tested at various test centers.
There are also no home Covid testing kits available.
I mean, it's Omicron. Why the concern?
Posted by: The ARC of History!
If ever there existed a community more deserving of a miserable and cowering holiday, it is Portland, OR.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 12:32 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:32 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:28 AM (vcwBL)
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Jesus, The Early Years: Ditching the obnoxious kid with the drum.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 23, 2021 12:32 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 23, 2021 12:32 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: blake
**
I'm not sure if there's a linux option or how well it would do being made to run in the emulator, but Vidcoder might be worth a look. I used it on a windows machine for similar duties. It uses Handbrake at its core. It's become my go-to.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 12:32 AM (/BX3R)
the fault in both is instantly clear...as is the solution
SUV'S!!! Everyone involved was a high capacity assault vehicle owner... Out openly amidst the Public.
Of COURSE there was going to be extreme conflict. OUTLAW SUV's!!
Posted by: birddog at December 23, 2021 12:32 AM (uAI4S)
Haven't checked out Peace (since I don't have CD player). Is it on youtube? I was a college DJ when Love came out and though the station was pretty goth, we were allowed to play it other than "She Sells Sanctuary". However, I found their earlier (first) album, Dreamtime, which I really liked and played a bit.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 12:24 AM (KAi1n)
I still have your email address. I'll drop you a note tomorrow. I've been known to send music to folks occasionally. A couple recent recipients might even be reading this.
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 12:32 AM (mZUr4)
Seasons 1 & 2 have already been viewed over 160 million times because you've helped others "come and see." We invite you to pay it forward so we can finish telling this story together.
https://watch.angelstudios.com/thechosen/pif
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:33 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Holiday in Portlandbodia
Posted by: Jello Miklos-Biafra at December 23, 2021 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:33 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Miklos, in a Red Skelton voice at December 23, 2021 12:34 AM (QzkSJ)
That said, it's a rare event when I sit long enough to order a second drink. Regardless, I receive *excellent* service, 'cause I don't hassle the staff, tip well for what I spend, and arrive and leave with a smile for the service.
Restaurants and bars earn their reputations. And so do their customers.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 12:34 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 23, 2021 12:35 AM (oeVy+)
*
It's pretty amazing to realize how important COVID is to certain voters.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 23, 2021 12:35 AM (/BX3R)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:35 AM (vcwBL)
Forecast low for Seattle on December 30th is -1F.
https://cliffmass.blogspot.com
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 12:36 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:36 AM (vcwBL)
One time at lunch with customers and with a significant bill I miss calculated the tip and gave the guy 40%. I didn't discover the error until later that day. I figured the waiter probably though i was sweet on him, so I crossed that place off my list of lunch spots.
Posted by: Javems
... and that waiter was Pete Buttigieg
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 12:38 AM (pNxlR)
fa la la la la la la la la
keeps your brain from useless thinking
fa la la la la la la la la
laugh at dudes in gay apparel
fa la la la la la la la la
fuck up posting see the barrel
fa la la la la la la la la
(the previous recording was brought to you by Makers Mark..lol..*hic*)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 12:38 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Doof
I've never owned a Dell, believe it or not. I do remember the "Dude, you're getting a cell" late-night-tv jokes at his expense, because.....
Wiki: "Curtis' tenure with Dell ended shortly after he was arrested and accused of buying a bag of marijuana in 2003."
My, how times have changed. If you want to lose your acting gig for Mary Jane now, it has to be an 8-year-old girl.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 12:38 AM (P1f+c)
(the previous recording was brought to you by Makers Mark..lol..*hic*)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Now I want to hear the guitar solo that followed that.
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 12:40 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth
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So, one can watch it there and send them money instead of Amazon?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:40 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 23, 2021 12:40 AM (cSs/W)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:41 AM (vcwBL)
But I'm really curious about that Jeep.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:33 AM (gsaS2)
My late father was a Homelite dealer for a number of years. He sold a lot of two models: the XL12, which was arguably the first mass-market homeowner saw, and one of the best ones, and the C51, which was considerably larger and more powerful, and aimed at arborists and farmers, etc. Not a real faller's saw, but pro-grade. Those saws were all metal. The little Super2 is plastic-housed, and lacks a throttle lock to aid in starting, but it does have an automatic chain oiler.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 12:41 AM (P3gRi)
I can't do it for this Christmas, as I just now thought of it.
But I *do* know what the fuck yer getting for NEXT Christmas, and it's gonna be .. well. It'll be exactly the right thing, and that's all I'm gonna say 'bout it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 12:42 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:36 AM (vcwBL)
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Just caught up with your posts.
Donating to them is a blessing
not a problem.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:42 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
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Pretty much.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:43 AM (vcwBL)
Read an article yesterday saying most of the cases are probably Delta and people don't know it.
Posted by: Braenyard
YER GONNA HAVE TO WORK TO EARN THAT OMICRON MERIT BADGE, MAGGOTS!!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 12:43 AM (pNxlR)
Just as His disciples used the roads that Rome built in the first century A.D., we shall use the Internet roads to continue to spread His word.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:45 AM (vcwBL)
First computer: IBM PS/2 Model 30, 20 MB HD, etc., etc.
$3300. 3.5in floppy, with an external 5.25 floppy drive
I still have it in storage somewhere.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 23, 2021 12:45 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 12:45 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 12:46 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
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There the risk adverse one's right?
You know what to do.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:46 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:46 AM (vcwBL)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
Suck it, Generation X!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Coherence at December 23, 2021 12:46 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Braenyard
___
Yes.
Posted by: SMH
Then how can I afford to tip my barber?
Posted by: Jeff B. at December 23, 2021 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 23, 2021 12:48 AM (jYQlA)
$3300. 3.5in floppy, with an external 5.25 floppy drive
I still have it in storage somewhere.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 23, 2021 12:45 AM (ufFY
My first computer was an IBM PS/1 "multimedia computer". Had a small floppy, not the 5.25. It ran Win 3.11. I still have it, have not booted it up in years.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 12:48 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
There are a lot of ghosts that would have been in Gen X but are not for obvious reasons.
Posted by: whig at December 23, 2021 12:49 AM (9hXN1)
I can't do it for this Christmas, as I just now thought of it.
But I *do* know what the fuck yer getting for NEXT Christmas, and it's gonna be .. well. It'll be exactly the right thing, and that's all I'm gonna say 'bout it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 12:42 AM (QzJWU)
Well I sat down at the keyboard with a glass of maker's mark and thought about what is the ONT around the holidays, and those words just popped into my head, lol. I got my christmas present this year. the move from hell officially ended on Dec 7, and have been in full blown party mode. A year of my life in the 9th circle of hell. It's party time.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 12:49 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: turambar at December 23, 2021 12:49 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 12:49 AM (KAi1n)
If it has discernible characteristics, I don't know what they are. (Full disclosure: that's my generation.)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Asymmetrical balls do not qualify?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 12:49 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miklos, in a Tanya Tucker voice at December 23, 2021 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:50 AM (vcwBL)
Hilarious as I tried to keep the plane apart
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 23, 2021 12:50 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 23, 2021 12:50 AM (vcwBL)
Hey!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 12:52 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 12:49 AM (KAi1n)
The key word missing in all that....gunz.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 12:53 AM (VwHCD)
Hey!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
make hey while the SMH shines
Posted by: The Old Farmer Miklos' Almanac at December 23, 2021 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
SMH!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 12:55 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: ZOD
(D3, my favorite after Expedition to the Barrier Peaks.) And it's not just highly intelligent, ruthless, lawful-evil society, it's highly intelligent, ruthless, lawful-evil *elves*. OTOH, the Drow were matriarchal, so.... Rejoinder to that is that *human* matriarchal societies tend to devolve to chaotic neutral (at best), so maybe another species has figured out how to do it right.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 12:57 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 12:53 AM (VwHCD)
Long-barrel .22 boltie, .22 subsonic ammo. Wait for noisy traffic in the street, and Pop! goes Mr. Raccoon. And nobody hears the Pop! but you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 12:57 AM (P3gRi)
I got them, that's where the little rat bastards with tails were getting into my house.
First chainsaw to the shrubbery then sheathing screwed over the hole. I expect them to try again.
Hope they like the smell of moth balls.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 12:57 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 12:57 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Pop?
The weasel would rat you out.
(not The Weasel)
Posted by: Miklos in a low trust society at December 23, 2021 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 23, 2021 01:00 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 12:53 AM (VwHCD)
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Per Marcus T., another step is the Crossman Pellet Rifle.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 01:00 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 01:00 AM (P3gRi)
Pop! goes Mr. Raccoon. And nobody hears the Pop! but you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I heard it!
Posted by: Rocky raccoon at December 23, 2021 01:00 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Netronics ELf at December 23, 2021 01:01 AM (PzWA/)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 01:01 AM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
We're the balding, greying metalheads?
Not much metal music before our time. OK, we were (at most) 5 years old when Black Sabbath started recording, but the heart of the metal movement was our thing.
And it was "grunge" after our time, while metal went underground. Though grunge picked up the tail end of X the way metal picked up the tail end of the boomers.
There's metal again now, but the new kids aren't getting
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Coherence at December 23, 2021 01:01 AM (P1f+c)
Merry Christmas to all!
Posted by: Lola at December 23, 2021 01:01 AM (VQp1G)
Posted by: mikeski at December 23, 2021 01:02 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus
In your pajamas ?
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 01:03 AM (arJlL)
City State of the Invincible Overlord.
Nuf said.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2021 01:04 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Rocky raccoon at December 23, 2021 01:00 AM (63Dwl)
Well, of course you would. The bullet is subsonic, but not by very muc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 01:04 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus
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And the rest of the story?
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 01:04 AM (gsaS2)
Boomers
Bourbons
Boobies
And lots of hugs amongst the regulars.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2021 01:05 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 23, 2021 01:08 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2021 01:09 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: ZOD
As you please, accept our humble offerings.
Posted by: the Sub-Lords of Haagendazs at December 23, 2021 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus
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And the rest of the story?
Posted by: Braenyard
Three panthers, now that would be a story.
Posted by: Ernest "Miklos" Hemingway at December 23, 2021 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Sadly, Weather Channel forecast for S.F. around then is roughly upper 40's/upper 30's. Nothing unusual. I'd sure love to get some weather excitement around here other than last year's abominably hot weather.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 01:14 AM (KAi1n)
Goodnight and God Bless each and everyone.
Posted by: irongrampa
Backatcha, IG !
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 01:14 AM (arJlL)
Y'all don't know what a special, precious and lovely 'ette she is, unless you've met her. DO take her up on the MoMeet invite!
Any MoMeet, any where, any time. But sooner or later, we're gonna be lookin' for you in Texas, count on it!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 01:17 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: JT
Egészségedre!
Posted by: Miklos, in a Sam Cooke voice with Hungarian accent (not easy)
He's CHOKING !
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 01:19 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: H.P. Lovecraft at December 23, 2021 01:21 AM (sW4N2)
Posted by: H.P. Lovecraft
Less innately evil. But we'll use it for greater evil.
Posted by: A. Fauci at December 23, 2021 01:23 AM (P1f+c)
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We (I'm one of them) never had a "cause", which was anathema in the eyes of our Boomer predecessors, and meant that we were handicapped, or mentally undeveloped, or something like that, as far as they were concerned. I remember reading an article lamenting that fact (the "no cause", not the "might as well have been mentally handicapped" bit) when I was in my late teens. The Boomers had the civil rights protests and the Vietnam protests. Gen X didn't protest. And this was an horrible, horrible thing to the Boomers.
So, apparently, the Boomers set about making sure that the next generation had stuff to protest, even if the stuff in question seems awfully silly. That way, the Millennials could be seen as not mentally handicapped, and significant. Unlike those useless layabouts in Gen X who didn't spend at least a couple of years trying to burn everything down.
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2021 01:24 AM (PTw5h)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 01:25 AM (QU5/8)
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Drow were (and presumably still would be, except that WotC is going woke) Chaotic Evil, as was their goddess, Lolth, who was a powerful demon (which always meant Chaotic Evil in 1st Edition).
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2021 01:27 AM (PTw5h)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 01:17 AM (QzJWU)
JIm, I have been milling up some splits off the long-dead Mulberry tree we toppled on the weekend. This is nice heavy hardwood, with some pretty grain patterns. I am making some small boards, some with book-matched grain, which might make nice gun grips, or other small projects. I am going to end up with more than I will ever use. Would you like some?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 01:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JT
Certain languages just sound like that.
The French are notorious for their surrenders and Glottal Stops, but mainly surrenders.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, pas Francais at December 23, 2021 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 01:29 AM (arJlL)
They both seem to attract the same cultists.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
We had to change and adapt.
Posted by: NXIVM at December 23, 2021 01:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 01:30 AM (arJlL)
Not arguing with your thesis, but if true, I'll assure you this: ALL of those "boomers" who laid out the protestable shit for the GenX'ers, were "boomers" of the left, pure and simple.
The left derives its strength and substance from turmoil, unrest, riot and ruin. It's their food, their energy. The more that things blow up, the greater their pleasure.
We're not anti-generational. We ARE anti subversive though, and decidedly so.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
@MZHemingway 51m
The guy who ran Democrats' false and republic-damaging Russia collusion hoax says out loud ahead of expected 2022 Red Tsunami that Democrats' next plan to secure power is to bar GOP from elected positions.
Marc E. Elias @marceelias Dec 20
My prediction for 2022: Before the midterm election, we will have a serious discussion about whether individual Republican House Members are disqualified by Section 3 of the 14th Amendment from serving in Congress.
We may even see litigation.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 23, 2021 01:33 AM (BJKQV)
Boldog karácsonyt kívánok!
In Hungarian, "boldog" actually means "happy".
So if you have a happy dog, that would be a Boldogdog
Posted by: Miklos, consumong some Milk of Human Bourbonistic Kindness at December 23, 2021 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 01:28 AM (P3gRi)
You dambetcha, sir! I'll email with more detail, by way of inquiry.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 01:36 AM (QzJWU)
My prediction for 2022: Before the midterm election, we will have a serious discussion about whether individual Republican House Members are disqualified by Section 3 of the 14th Amendment from serving in Congress.
We may even see litigation.
Posted by: 29Victor
Power comes from the barrel of a gun
Posted by: Chairman Maoklos at December 23, 2021 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Okay boomer refers to okay baby boomers which is a common insult among particularly Gen Z. In essence, they blame a lot of current US problems on the Baby Boom generation and its misdeeds.
Posted by: whig
'Boomer' in their usage is anyone over 40. They really don't give a shit what actual cohort it refers to.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2021 01:37 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: junior
You are correct! I'll withdraw my support for the Drow model. Helluva of fun module though.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 01:37 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
"Don't trust anyone over 30!" What goes around, comes around.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 01:38 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth
Dude.
Dude?
Doooood
Posted by: The Future at December 23, 2021 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 01:36 AM (QzJWU)
My cheap-ass Hazard Fraught table saw up and quit in the middle of ripping a long piece. Thought it was just the thermal breaker, but resetting it did nothing. I will look inside it tomorrow. I do have another table saw, though. Might be time to get it limbered up. That mulberry is slow-cutting, but the saw cuts are glassy smooth, and a little scorched.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 01:41 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 23, 2021 01:46 AM (a4EWo)
I'm going to have to search for either a Bosch contractor's saw (alloy table), or preferably, the rarer than rare Rigid pedestal saw with the Granite table. You see one of those for sale, you let me know, okay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 01:50 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 01:53 AM (arJlL)
Berserker, loved meeting you and the missus at the MoMe too. Since you have the new house are you folks hosting Christmas this year or are you gonna just sit on your ass and accept ham offerings for the rest of your life? I did a nice little remake of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer text last Sunday after my neighbor got totally shittoed at the annual party.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 23, 2021 01:58 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 23, 2021 02:01 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 23, 2021 02:02 AM (KAi1n)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
My other saw is a Rockwell Beaver 9" saw, made in Canada, with extended wings on the table, and a 1 HP 240 volt motor. Quite similar to this pic, but on a different stand:
https://tinyurl.com/4rtp5fp7
I think a very small amout of grinding on the arbor casting would let it swing a ten-inch blade. Good 9" blades are hard to find.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 02:05 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 02:07 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 02:07 AM (QU5/
It's big, and gray, and not Winona's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 02:08 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: almost forgotten ex-commenter at December 23, 2021 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 02:14 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Good rest, and clear roads tomorrow.
Posted by: Miklosian Nighters at December 23, 2021 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 23, 2021 02:18 AM (a4EWo)
Maybe he wasn't on Soros' payroll after all. Maybe the Clinton Foundation, which has been...uh..."right-sizing".
Posted by: Miklosian fond recollections of 2020 (there aren't many) at December 23, 2021 02:19 AM (QzkSJ)
"D.D. Shultz came round about
On the Feast of Stephen
With the Horde laid round about
And Good Wishes given"
Posted by: Good King Mikloslas at December 23, 2021 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 02:26 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I saw the 9" Beavers open for Nine Inch Nails
Crazy awesome
Posted by: Miklos, because somebody had to at December 23, 2021 02:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Ima steal that
Posted by: Miklos, who has a lawyer, or used to at December 23, 2021 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2021 02:34 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: m at December 23, 2021 02:58 AM (nIRNj)
Instead of "My Soul Doth Magnify the Lord," we have, "Maybe you should have chosen someone else."
Posted by: JoeofPA at December 23, 2021 08:33 AM (GFx4X)
Posted by: aelfheld at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (Zy9Yy)
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