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Look at these Soy Processing Units:

Emily Butler
@iembutler
So they're taking her father's name?

Carjacking a school bus in Brooklyn. This is fine. (Content warning for n-bombs and societal dissolution.)

Noncompliance: The Simple Power of "No."

The White House assistant spokeswoman cannot explain why President Ice Cream Cone continues to spread the Deadly Disinformation that the vaccinated cannot spread covid.

Seriously, that's potentially dangerous misinformation. If someone believes that his vaccinated status means that he cannot spread covid, period, he may ignore cold symptoms and visit an elderly relative. Thinking: What's the harm? It can't be covid, and even if it is, I can't spread it. President Ice Cream Cone told me so ten times.

And then Grandma dies.

Because President Ice Cream Cone lied.

UPenn has a response to female athletes upset by being forced to compete with a Buff Jacked Man in what was formerly a women's league.

And that response is: Seek psychological counselling, ladies, and go read some literature at the LGBT center.

When ten parents wrote a joint letter to the NCAA and to UPenn protesting the insane policy of allowing Buff Jacked Dudes to beat the crap out of girls in physical sports, UPenn told them to "take advantage" of the school's "robust" psychiatric resources, as well as their LGBT support services.

The university sent a terse response to the parents, claiming the school is doing what it can to help the student-athletes navigate Lia's success, shared a link to mental health services.
'Please know that we fully support all our swimming student-athletes and want to help our community navigate Lia's success in the pool this winter,' the university replied. 'Penn Athletics is committed to being a welcoming and inclusive environment for all our student-athletes, coaches and staff and we hold true to that commitment today and in the future.
'We've encouraged our student-athletes to utilize the robust resources available to them at Penn, and I'd like to share them with you as well,' the school wrote the parents, providing links to 'counseling and psychological services, the LGBT Center, Restorative Practices and our Center for Student-Athlete Success staff.'

By the way: If you click on the link, there's a sidebar showing that Will Thomas' best speeds in swimming -- when he swam as a man -- will beat the world records set by women.

He's not up to his best speeds as a man as a "woman," but he also admits... he's not training as hard as a "woman," either.

And honestly, I think he'd like to avoid the increased scrutiny that will come with easily smashing all the women's world records in swimming. I think he'd like to keep his best times just a few seconds behind the world record pace.

Senator Fauxcahontas Warren accused Elon Musk of not paying his fair share of taxes. Elon Musk then referred to her as "Senator Karen."

Fair enough.

Insanely, Race Bitch Joy Reid then inserted herself into this dispute to claim "cultural appropriation," and declare that "Karen" is a racial slur invented by black people for white women so only black people get to use it.

It is true that it's a racial slur made up by black people for white women.

Not sure I'd brag about that if I were the Queen of Racism, though.

And it's very strange that these cultural appropriation charges only go in one direction.

(Lack of) Joy Reid is a lobbyist for Sen Karen
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 16, 2021

Do you guys know why whites can't revere the "cultural appropriation" charge and tell Joy Reid she can't use things that whites originated? The official SJW/CRT word on that?

There is an "answer" to that question. Of a kind.

The answer is that whites do not even have a culture that is capable of being appropriated from.

That's literally the intellectual, academic answer to that question.

Now that's some racism.

The Intersectional Left took a hit this week with the Jussie Smollet verdict. Hoax hate criminals were back on their heels.

So WokESPN did their allies in the Antifa Left a good turn by reviving the Bubba Wallace "noose" hoax.

Ahead of ESPN's E60 Monday evening special regarding NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace, the sports news outlet posted a trailer talking about the noose incident over one year after the FBI determined that it was a garage door pull rope.

Notice that the lies and conspiracy theories of the left are never fully debunked or discredited -- they are always allowed to remain alive for later use. CNN, for example, will still allow guests to refer to the "Michael Brown shooting" as if it were an example of a wrongful police shooting, without correcting that guest or clarifying that Obama's own DOJ determined that that was a lawful and justified shooting, and that Michael Brown attacked the police officer and was in the process of tearing his gun out of his hands when he was shot.

But try to push a claim that the left doesn't agree with on CNN -- and they'll jump down your throat to tell you you're spreading disinformation.

But now Team Fake Hate Crime really needs a W, so here's ESPN to ignore their own past reporting and resurrect the Noose Hoax.

ESPN itself reported this to be false. (via @BradyCremeens) https://t.co/WQdViY0S2B pic.twitter.com/i7pSOP8ddH
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) December 14, 2021

Biden hit with "Let's Go Brandon" taunts even as he shuffles around a disaster area:

A Harvard scientist has informed the UK Parliament that the most likely origin of the Wuhan virus is that it was an engineered disease that leaked from the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

China is now the most likely source of the coronavirus outbreak, British MPs were informed today, because it attempted to cover up the Wuhan lab leak.

COVID-19 was genetically created in China, according to Harvard scientist Dr. Alina Chan, who testified before the House of Commons Science and Technology Committee.
She also said that the Chinese Communist Party's cover-up of the original outbreak in Wuhan two years ago, as well as attempts to obstruct the WHO's investigation into the pandemic's origins, made the lab-leak explanation credible.
According to Tory lord Lord Ridley, who has co-authored a book on the virus's origins with Dr Chan, the fact that experts have still not located the animal host that would support a natural origin despite two years of investigation, supports the notion that COVID-19 emerged from a lab.

When asked about his own responsibility for the 800,000 deaths attributed to covid, as well as his reluctance to press his would-be Chinese business partners for transparency about their likely creation of the Wuhan virus, Joe Biden just grinned like the cat who caught the canary and shuffled away towards the protection of his handlers.

As Harry Reid said of his "Mitt Romney never paid federal taxes" lie:

It worked, didn't it?

And, by the way: Democrats voted to change the name of McCarran Airport in Las Vegas to Harry Reid Airport.

So now Las Vegas, a city that lives and dies on tourism, will have its port of call named after a man that most of the country absolutely despises.

It's always smart to brand yourself with a monster's name.

Posted by: Ace at 06:24 PM

Comments

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1 Well, Lia's a guy, so...

Posted by: 496 at December 16, 2021 06:24 PM (U1eOr)

2 I know a guy who took his wife's surname.
He said he did it because his family name was in no danger of being lost but his wife's was.
I report you decide.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 16, 2021 06:26 PM (eGTCV)

3 Jack White of the White Stripes was just ahead of his time.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 16, 2021 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

4 These men are homo's.

That is all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 16, 2021 06:27 PM (z24xU)

5 Why are they all Star Wars themed? Lord

Posted by: steevy at December 16, 2021 06:27 PM (CYnTg)

6 I had no idea that "Karen" was a black thang. I thought that was "Becky."

Posted by: huerfano at December 16, 2021 06:27 PM (MzKgG)

7 Biden tries to read the number 57,000,000 from a card. After two failed attempts, he gives up and asks someone else to tell him what the number is.

https://bit.ly/33CxLC4

Posted by: bonhomme at December 16, 2021 06:27 PM (sG4Hj)

8
F. Joe probably thought the question was about responsibility for choosing the flavor of ice cream.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 16, 2021 06:27 PM (/U27+)

9 Not first, but Spongey.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 16, 2021 06:27 PM (F0YaR)

10 >>>6 I had no idea that "Karen" was a black thang. I thought that was "Becky."

they both are

lotta racial jibes coming from those quarters

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:28 PM (0G13K)

11 Ann Althouse's son John took the last name Cohen. Was that out of alphabetical courtesy- or to fool people into thinking he's a better lawyer than he is?

Posted by: trev006 at December 16, 2021 06:29 PM (rpZoE)

12 harry reid. that despicable hunk of human shit.

is he dead yet? i know he got brain cancer.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who just went running at December 16, 2021 06:29 PM (zGAXL)

13 >Meet the "men" taking their wife's surnames

NEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 16, 2021 06:29 PM (cSs/W)

14
When we got married, Her Majesty took on my unpronounceable last name. One reason why I love her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 16, 2021 06:29 PM (/U27+)

15 Hopefully Lia still wears a condom and a mask...

Posted by: Oh You Got To Be Kidding at December 16, 2021 06:30 PM (U0p6D)

16 now i will say those pussy boys who are taking their womynzzz last name. a couple of those chicks look good. like i'd rail them for their dudes, since its pretty obvious they won't be.

paolo- ol jack here gets first dibs.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who just went running at December 16, 2021 06:30 PM (zGAXL)

17 >When ten parents wrote a joint letter to the NCAA and to UPenn protesting the insane policy of allowing Buff Jacked Dudes to beat the crap out of girls in physical sports, UPenn told them to "take advantage" of the school's "robust" psychiatric resources, as well as their LGBT support services.

Ah, Soviet Psychiatry. Only a crazy person would object to our enlightened policies!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 16, 2021 06:31 PM (cSs/W)

18 they both are

lotta racial jibes coming from those quarters

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:28 PM

The more you know...

Posted by: NBC PSA Dept. at December 16, 2021 06:31 PM (MzKgG)

19 and it should be pretty obvious as to why will "lia" is swimming so well despite the hormone or estrogen or whatever trannies inject into themselves-

he still has a rudder.
hey o!!!

Posted by: Jack Burton, who just went running at December 16, 2021 06:31 PM (zGAXL)

20 Men taking their wives' Her-names.

In 2 of the 4 pics, the men are dressed as Rey. Yeesh.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 16, 2021 06:32 PM (3TihK)

21 Insanely, Race Bitch Joy Reid then inserted herself into this dispute to claim "cultural appropriation," and declare that "Karen" is a racial slur invented by black people for white women so only black people get to use it.

Too bad it would be rayciss to tell Joyless that it will be inappropriate cultural appropriation if she eats corn, popcorn, chocolate, spaghetti, and any species of fish native to the Pacific Ocean, the North Atlantic, and the Gulf of Mexico, or drinks zinfandel wine.

Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2021 06:32 PM (AMIL/)

22 "Meet the "men" taking their wife's surnames "

My vote for the Absurdity Of The Day. But expected as we watch total the degeneration to collapse.

Posted by: f'd at December 16, 2021 06:32 PM (Tnijr)

23 ('Blood in the swimming pool') was a water polo match between Hungary and the USSR at the 1956 Melbourne Olympics. The match took place on 6 December 1956 against the background of the 1956 Hungarian Revolution, and saw Hungary defeat the USSR 4-0

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 16, 2021 06:33 PM (UHVv4)

24 I'll always wonder who beat Harry Reid so badly that he retired, and why. Not that I'm sorry that it happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 06:33 PM (trdmm)

25 uh oh...breaking news on the film actors guild front man alec baldwin...
the popo issued a search warrant for his cell phone.

now this is fairly standard stuff for these types of investigations, but it makes my black heart warm to see that motherfucker squirm.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who just went running at December 16, 2021 06:33 PM (zGAXL)

26 Omicron is SURGING!

(Deaths Are NOT!)

May I suggest you make sure you are taking enough Vitamin D, Zinc, Vitamin C and a good Multivitamin?

Especially Vitamin D! Because there is not much Sunshine during the Winter Solstice.

Posted by: rd at December 16, 2021 06:34 PM (Z32m1)

27 I talked to a HS feminist friend about the whole transgender men in women's sports thing. She said "the women will just have to train harder."

I think a lot of young people don't understand reality. They truly only believe what their teachers and TV and Internet tell them.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 06:34 PM (BJKQV)

28 The answer is that whites do not even have a culture that is capable of being appropriated from.

The Anglo-Saxons, thanks partially to our Nordic pedigree, are the best killers to ever walk the Earth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 16, 2021 06:34 PM (yQpMk)

29 China is now the most likely source of the coronavirus outbreak, British MPs were informed today, because it attempted to cover up the Wuhan lab leak.

Before the news smothered this info with a pillow.

*oh fuck, I'm starting to sound like Ed Driscoll. Shoot me now, before the alien bursts from my chest*

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 16, 2021 06:34 PM (F0YaR)

30 "Joy", now there's a f'ing white girl name...

Posted by: Some Rat at December 16, 2021 06:34 PM (r1z5A)

31 biden is a vile senile SOB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2021 06:35 PM (Irn0L)

32 22 "Meet the "men" taking their wife's surnames "

My vote for the Absurdity Of The Day. But expected as we watch total the degeneration to collapse.
Posted by: f'd at December 16, 2021 06:32 PM (Tnijr)

Shouldn't that be "sxrnames?" What horrible nazi violent bigot wrote this article?

Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 06:35 PM (BJKQV)

33 >>>May I suggest you make sure you are taking enough Vitamin D, Zinc, Vitamin C and a good Multivitamin?

Especially Vitamin D! Because there is not much Sunshine during the Winter Solstice.

...

thanks, I had stopped taking my vitamins, I gotta get back on that wagon.

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:35 PM (0G13K)

34 When we got married, Her Majesty took on my unpronounceable last name. One reason why I love her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 16, 2021 06:29 PM (/U27+)

Is your name in glyph form?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 16, 2021 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

35 Yeah, if my daughter gets engaged to some sad soybag in a fruity little costume, I won't be happy. But so help me G-d, I will not permit him to take my name. Not. Happening.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 06:36 PM (2ABQr)

36 I musta caught dyslexias the.

Posted by: f'd at December 16, 2021 06:36 PM (Tnijr)

37 thanks, I had stopped taking my vitamins, I gotta get back on that wagon.
Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:35 PM (0G13K)

But not iron.

https://bityl.co/A7XI

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 16, 2021 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

38 The country is coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at December 16, 2021 06:36 PM (ncE1D)

39 I'll always wonder who beat Harry Reid so badly that he retired, and why. Not that I'm sorry that it happened.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 06:33 PM (trdmm)

I think it was Harry's troubled and mentally unbalanced brother. The only good thing Harry ever probably did was trying to keep his brother safe and out of trouble,.

Posted by: rd at December 16, 2021 06:37 PM (Z32m1)

40 >>>NEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

we should take their frat house

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:37 PM (0G13K)

41 Is your name in glyph form?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 16, 2021 06:36 PM (yQpMk)

Appropriator!

Posted by: Zombie TAFKAP at December 16, 2021 06:37 PM (PiwSw)

42 I followed one of those twatter links and started scrolling through other twats.
Came across one of some numb-nut soy man child asking Rep Massie, to paraphrase, "do you science, bro?" over the mrna shot and Massie replies with an image of his MIT Master of Science degree.
Ah, I thought it was hilarious.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 16, 2021 06:37 PM (DB16e)

43 May I suggest you make sure you are taking enough Vitamin D, Zinc, Vitamin C and a good Multivitamin?

Especially Vitamin D! Because there is not much Sunshine during the Winter Solstice.

Posted by: rd at December 16, 2021 06:34 PM (Z32m1)

Once Upon A Time, I would have called out this 'bullshit'. Now I do most of it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (F0YaR)

44 �I'll always wonder who beat Harry Reid so badly that he retired, and why. Not that I'm sorry that it happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 06:33 PM (trdmm)

I often wonder.

Posted by: Larry Craig at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (ncE1D)

45 And that response is: Seek psychological counselling, ladies, and go read some literature at the LGBT center.

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Your mental health is insanity. Our insanity is mental health.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (YkiRa)

46 I'm old enough to remember girls writing their name with their crush's last name after it, just to see how well it fits and practice signing it.

You know, just in case.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (KZzsI)

47 I think a lot of young people don't understand reality. They truly only believe what their teachers and TV and Internet tell them.
Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 06:34 PM (BJKQV)

That was me, today, explaining the plastic bag tax uselessness to my girls. Told my spouse (who they listen to more) to drum that lesson in.

To them, it's sounds like "good idea, everyone uses reusable" - never contemplating the effect on the poor, the effect the reusable bags (which break...a lot) have on the environment, the effect not having plastic bags has on other tasks, actual human nature and actual evidence of where this was tried, etc, etc, etc...

Posted by: Nova local at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (exHjb)

48 I wanna slap the shit out of Bribe'em everytime I see him put his hands on a kid then I want to do the same thing to the kids parents.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (qXkoq)

49 All those gals will be fucking other men in due course. There "husbands" may even be cheering from the sidelines. Garbage people.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (QU5/8)

50 I have seen some names where the family is a lot better off going with hers, rather than his. I had a niece marry a guy last name of Van Slot. well mercifully that didn't last. Lots of bad names that should just go away - Smuts is another. Don't even get started on Siemen (or Seaman)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (trdmm)

51 Is even if a man identifies and dresses as a woman...
I'd still fuck him.

Posted by: Kristi Noem at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (L+9ot)

52 Cultural appropriation? Elon Musk literally IS an African American.

Posted by: theATL at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (591Kl)

53 we should take their frat house
Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:37 PM (0G13K

Nah that's not a frat house. But there's lots of Greek, IYKWIMAITD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 06:39 PM (2ABQr)

54 it is funny that womens are getting back what they gave out for so long, you've come a long way baby!

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:39 PM (3J/Xz)

55 Fuck Harry with a Reed.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 16, 2021 06:39 PM (FZ6Cu)

56 Maybe taking the wife's name isn't such a bad idea.

Posted by: William Cockswauler at December 16, 2021 06:39 PM (wvu9n)

57 When we got married, Her Majesty took on my unpronounceable last name. One reason why I love her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 16, 2021 06:29 PM (/U27+)

We were a dual Navy couple, and after we'd been engaged for a bit, she said she wanted to keep her last name.

Which was actually her EX HUSBANDS last name. I said, no, if you are not going to take my name, then why get married at all. So, she took my name.

Then, after 4 years of marriage, I found out she was screwing around on me, so Divorce, where SHE DID NOT WANT TO GIVE UP MY LAST NAME. Facepalm moment, luckily I forced it in the Divorce decree.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 16, 2021 06:39 PM (oHd/0)

58 He takes her last name because he wants to be dominated, and he will.

Posted by: Caliban at December 16, 2021 06:39 PM (HgGBT)

59 pro tip for the horde:

i listen to jack murphy podcast. he is on tim pool's show every week. he had a gent on his show who started a group called the "the new founding alliance."
they have put together a newsletter and sites to support american businesses- specifically conservative businesses. i got on their mail list called align and there are great products on there. just wanted to throw that out. i'm doing my best not to buy chicom made shit.
it's damned hard. but i try.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who just went running at December 16, 2021 06:39 PM (zGAXL)

60 The answer is that whites do not even have a culture that is capable of being appropriated from.

That's literally the intellectual, academic answer to that question.

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Yeah, I've seen videos of college-age kids yelling that at a camera man.
Young people:
1 - Aren't taught about Western Culture, at least nothing positive about it.
2 - Are taught that all of the wonderful freedoms and beliefs that they enjoy are universal, that Western Culture had nothing to do with them.

Of course what these people are really saying is that White Culture is the default- the Right Way, and that all other cultures are deviations from this Right Way.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 06:40 PM (BJKQV)

61 Mental health counseling. No cross-ref that with red flag laws and do the math.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 06:40 PM (QU5/8)

62 All those gals will be fucking other men in due course.

Yeah what they say they want and what they want and need as a woman are two different things. That weak no-chest cuck sipping hot cocoa in his onesie might say all the things she says she wants but she wants a hairy-chested beast to ravage her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 06:40 PM (KZzsI)

63 When we got married, Her Majesty took on my unpronounceable last name. One reason why I love her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Wojciehowicz. It's spelled just like you say it.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 16, 2021 06:40 PM (UHVv4)

64 in fairness, when that golfer girl was hot a few years back wmens were writing about how women in sports were improving much faster than men so it was just a matter of time until they surpassed men.

maybe they should quit their bitching and work harder.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:40 PM (3J/Xz)

65 No, nononono

"Becky" is a racial slur against white women.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 06:40 PM (ZMraq)

66 I assume most of the women at Penn are big libs, and if so: ROFL, ladies

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 06:40 PM (ONvIw)

67 Posted by: Nova local at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (exHjb)

Yeah, Calif forced the bag tax crap on us, and then? Said we could NOT bring our own bags due to the Pandemic.

So, yeah, it's just a Tax.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 16, 2021 06:41 PM (oHd/0)

68 >>>Wojciehowicz. It's spelled just like you say it.

the exact name I thought of when he said "unpronounceable last name." Though I didn't know how to spell it. But I do know how to pronounce it because I saw the show.

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:41 PM (0G13K)

69 So, what UPenn really wants is to cancel their women's swim program and this is their way of getting around Title 9? Chasing all the girls away so they don't have a program left.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 16, 2021 06:42 PM (ju2Fy)

70 52 Cultural appropriation? Elon Musk literally IS an African American.
Posted by: theATL at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (591Kl)

Sorta like Teresa Heinz Kerry?

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 06:42 PM (ONvIw)

71 in fairness, conservative businesses are just a scam to get going until they are going public, then they fuck the conservatives over.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:42 PM (3J/Xz)

72 71 in fairness, conservative businesses are just a scam to get going until they are going public, then they fuck the conservatives over.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:42 PM (3J/Xz

some, for sure. but we do what we can, right?

Posted by: Jack Burton, who just went running at December 16, 2021 06:42 PM (zGAXL)

73 >>>56 Maybe taking the wife's name isn't such a bad idea.
Posted by: William Cockswauler

Agreed.

Posted by: Wallace J. Fussysnatch at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (0G13K)

74 48 I wanna slap the shit out of Bribe'em everytime I see him put his hands on a kid then I want to do the same thing to the kids parents.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'd save my slapping for the parents. They are selling out their kids for a photo op.

They know EXACTLY what the nasty fuck is goi g to do. And they WATCH HIM DO IT.

Biden is a nasty, evil, corrupt pervert who should be in jail.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (wFpVU)

75 look at the photo of the Penn swim coach (ladies division) in the Daily Mail article

punchable face

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (j9HX3)

76 that golfer girl was hot a few years back wmens were writing about how women in sports were improving much faster than men so it was just a matter of time until they surpassed men

Honestly I can see how women could equal men in golf, since as I understand it, monster drives matter less than short irons and putts, but I don't play professionally so maybe I'm way out of line.

"Becky" is a racial slur against white women

Yeah that's the only one I've ever heard from black women. Never "karen" once until recently, and always meaning "the annoying bitch who complains constantly"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

77 some, for sure. but we do what we can, right?
Posted by: J

just buy the thing you need from the best mfr.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (3J/Xz)

78 I swear the only solution is that when the starting gun goes off, all the women sit on the edge of the pool and watch the transgender swim on his lonesome.

Do that enough times and the sport will be dissolved or there will be a review of what is going on.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (ZMraq)

79 Libs are so open minded all of their brains have fallen out.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (qXkoq)

80 I thought Karen was a white thing and Monisha was a black thing.
Ried is one stupid bitch.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (pjpeg)

81 Though I didn't know how to spell it.
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I had to cheat with a DDG search of "Barney Miller Wojo"!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (UHVv4)

82 Even Prince Phillip didn't want to pass his wife's name to the kiddies. Charles should change it to Mountbatten

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (ONvIw)

83 I think Elon Musk has taken up the Tweet Baton that Donald Trump was forced to drop.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (trdmm)

84 I'll always wonder who beat Harry Reid so badly that he retired, and why. Not that I'm sorry that it happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 06:33 PM (trdmm)

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I always figured it was the monster father of one of Ried''s pederasty victims.

[Disclaimer: I grew up in Vegas and had many friends, and even a girlfriend, whose fathers were in the mob -- and this is how they would settle business; Reid most likely was too powerful and public to be disappeared into a desert grave.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (7hFx5)

85 in fairness, conservative businesses are just a scam to get going until they are going public, then they fuck the conservatives over.

Posted by: confederatefifth

Tee hee!

Posted by: BRCC at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (OctZG)

86 "maybe they should quit their bitching and work harder."

No kidding. They can't even put in the extra effort to beat that poof and we are supposed to care about their girly whining?
Grow a pair ladies!

Posted by: f'd at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (Tnijr)

87 No, nononono

"Becky" is a racial slur against white women.

These damned racists can't even get their racial slurs correct.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (+LCoQ)

88 Honestly I can see how women could equal men in golf, since as I understand it, monster drives matter less than short irons and putts, but I don't play professionally so maybe I'm way out of line.

they were referring to every field of sprt.

women are never going to be as good in golf as men.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (3J/Xz)

89 I'm starting to think Elon secretly reads here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (Bmy3R)

90 CRAP, Mobster father ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (7hFx5)

91 Taking other people's shit is my culture.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 06:45 PM (QU5/8)

92 >>Never "karen" once until recently, and always meaning "the annoying bitch who complains constantly"

it started as a black thing but did in fact get "appropriated" so it became transracial and nonracial

but the Race bitch says: Nah, we want it to be racial/racist again, that's just what we get to call white women we don't like

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:45 PM (0G13K)

93 33 >>>May I suggest you make sure you are taking enough Vitamin D, Zinc, Vitamin C and a good Multivitamin?

Especially Vitamin D! Because there is not much Sunshine during the Winter Solstice.
...................
Thanks, I had stopped taking my vitamins, I gotta get back on that wagon.
Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:35 PM (0G13K)
+++++++++++++
The FDA says 4,000 units of Vitamin D per day is safe. Because they KNOW 5,000 units of Vitamin D / day is safe.

If you have not been taking Vitamin D, and you are not a tanned bronzed godling? I suggest maybe taking extra Vitamin D every other day for a week? Also make sure you are getting Vitamin K at the same time.

Posted by: rd at December 16, 2021 06:45 PM (Z32m1)

94 Yeah, not sure how the Karen thing suddenly became a Black Invention.

That ain't how I rememberz it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 16, 2021 06:45 PM (oHd/0)

95 Speaking of golf. Tiger and his son played a Father-Son Tourny.

It's great.

https://twtr.in/3Gze

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 16, 2021 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

96 That's quite the ComiCon (or whatever that stupid thing is) wedding album.

Ghey.... ghey'er than gay. More soi than all the Hong Kong restaurants combined.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 16, 2021 06:45 PM (BFigT)

97 >>>84 I'll always wonder who beat Harry Reid so badly that he retired, and why.

we'll never tell

Posted by: The Exercise Band Mafia at December 16, 2021 06:45 PM (0G13K)

98 Well, there are plenty of black Karens that want to speak to the manager.

What do we get to call them? Ladashas? Shaniquas?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 06:46 PM (Bmy3R)

99 it is funny that joy reid is not as worried about whites using "baby daddy"

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:46 PM (3J/Xz)

100 I do not have my husbands last name . He has lots of nephews. I don't have any so he said that was fine. He's also not bothered by his wife being a pastor. He's not threatened by any of it. Our son has my last name for his middle name and my husbands last name. We are a happy family and nobody is cucked out

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 06:46 PM (7FK6+)

101 94 Yeah, not sure how the Karen thing suddenly became a Black Invention.

That ain't how I rememberz it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 16, 2021 06:45 PM (oHd/0)
it didn't. i don't remember it that way either.
i'm starting to think i need to print off the outrageous stories of the day because they get memory holed by the lib media. and somehow we collectively forget everything. brave new world/1984 man.

Posted by: Jack Burton, who just went running at December 16, 2021 06:46 PM (zGAXL)

102 Wojciehowicz. It's spelled just like you say it.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 16, 2021 06:40 PM (UHVv4)

Like the guy from Barney Miller?

Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 06:46 PM (BJKQV)

103 That ain't how I rememberz it.

Me neither. Reid is just spouting more bullshit because that's what she does.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 16, 2021 06:47 PM (nxdel)

104 Well, looks like it's up to us to propagate the human race.

Posted by: wth at December 16, 2021 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

105 in fairness, to joy reid, if blacks were forced to use machines invented, mfrd by blacks for inner city crime there would not be any.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:47 PM (3J/Xz)

106 >>>94 Yeah, not sure how the Karen thing suddenly became a Black Invention.

it's how I remember it. I remember when I first used it, some (presumably white) women here objected and said, "I don't like that, that's a slur they use for white women," and I looked it up, and they were right.

and I stopped using it for a little bit but then everyone started using it so i figured, okay, now this has been stripped of racial connotations it once had, it's "gone wide"

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:47 PM (0G13K)

107 What do we get to call them? Ladashas? Shaniquas?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 06:46 PM (Bmy3R)

Usually, Rotundas

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 06:47 PM (ONvIw)

108 Hadrian how does one pronounce Btfsplk?

Posted by: Last Man Sitting at December 16, 2021 06:47 PM (JPtHE)

109 I do not have my husbands last name

But he also didn't take your last name, did he?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 06:48 PM (QU5/8)

110
"Karen" is a racial slur invented by black people for white women so only black people get to use it.

Who invented "the N word" and who gets to use it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 16, 2021 06:48 PM (63Dwl)

111 Usually, Rotundas
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 06:47 PM (ONvIw)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 06:48 PM (Bmy3R)

112 Sorry Joy Reid, but Karen is a name in the English language. You saying it, or quite frankly anything in English is cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 16, 2021 06:48 PM (3TihK)

113 Joy is wearing her hair like a white woman. Why doesn't she wear an afro ? Cultural appropriation

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 16, 2021 06:48 PM (M+Lyo)

114 it's how I remember it. I remember when I first used it, some (presumably white) women here objected and said, "I don't like that, that's a slur they use for white women," and I looked it up, and they were right.
and I stopped using it for a little bit but then everyone started using it so i figured, okay, now this has been stripped of racial connotations it once had, it's "gone wide"
Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:47 PM (0G13K)

ace this is clearly the mandela effect in action!

Posted by: Jack Burton, who just went running at December 16, 2021 06:48 PM (zGAXL)

115 One other thing the soyboi wives have in common, they are all named PEGGY.

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 06:49 PM (xcd1u)

116 7 Biden tries to read the number 57,000,000 from a card. After two failed attempts, he gives up and asks someone else to tell him what the number is.
https://bit.ly/33CxLC4
Posted by: bonhomme at December 16, 2021 06:27 PM (sG4Hj)

IMMEDIATE ACTION: All numbers used in materials given to the President for any purpose shall use the appropriate hundreds, thousands, etc words for numbers above 100, SPELLED OUT IN CAPS. Examples:

400 will be 4 HUNDRED
50,000 will be 50 THOUSAND.
437, 605 will be 4 HUNDRED 37 THOUSAND, 6 HUNDRED AND 5 (yes put the "AND' in there even though it is incorrect grammar; you know why)
600,000 will be 6 HUNDRED THOUSAND.
And so on.

Posted by: Ron Klain at December 16, 2021 06:49 PM (AMIL/)

117 in fairness, if the word is in english then the appropriatin thing is hard for somebody that did not invent that.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:49 PM (3J/Xz)

118 We're...goin' to the chapel and we're...gonna get married.

Posted by: The Furries at December 16, 2021 06:49 PM (Xrfse)

119 48 I wanna slap the shit out of Bribe'em everytime I see him put his hands on a kid then I want to do the same thing to the kids parents.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 06:38

So much this. How do these parents let their kids get within touching range of that perv??

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 16, 2021 06:49 PM (OX9vb)

120 115 One other thing the soyboi wives have in common, they are all named PEGGY.

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 06:49 PM (xcd1u)

i see what you did there sir!

Posted by: Jack Burton, who just went running at December 16, 2021 06:50 PM (zGAXL)

121 I added this:

The White House assistant spokeswoman cannot explain why President Ice Cream Cone continues to spread the Deadly Disinformation that the vaccinated cannot spread covid.

Seriously, that's potentially dangerous misinformation. If someone believes that his vaccinated status means that he cannot spread covid, period, he may ignore cold symptoms and visit an elderly relative. Thinking: What's the harm? It can't be covid, and even if it is, I can't spread it. President Ice Cream Cone told me so ten times.

And then Grandma dies.

Because President Ice Cream Cone lied.

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:50 PM (0G13K)

122 yeah, not having your husbands name means somebody is wearing her husbands pnts

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:50 PM (3J/Xz)

123 The penalty for carjacking a school bus should be death by hanging from the schools flagpole. Then they should leave your body there until the birds pick you clean.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 16, 2021 06:50 PM (d+AL/)

124 I swear the only solution is that when the starting gun goes off, all the women sit on the edge of the pool and watch the transgender swim on his lonesome.

Do that enough times and the sport will be dissolved or there will be a review of what is going on.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (ZMraq)

It's going to take something like that otherwise I predict Penn drops women's swimming in the next year or two.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 06:50 PM (axyOa)

125 It really depends on the name. If it's something like Fuchs or Petrovichnyamilenkossarian they'd be taking my last name.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 16, 2021 06:51 PM (NpAcC)

126 Prerogative is one of the most mispronounced and misspelled words in the English language. Most people say perogative. There is no such word, unless you're speaking expodentially.

Posted by: pep at December 16, 2021 06:51 PM (ZsR3z)

127 115 One other thing the soyboi wives have in common, they are all named PEGGY.

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 06:49 PM (xcd1u)

Now you take that back!

Posted by: Hank Hill at December 16, 2021 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

128 I think it's fun for companies like BRCC when they rook the rubes. I get that. I think it would fun to market some product so incongruously using politics as a hook. Like, sell a BLM-branded sparkling water. Call it Riot Punch or some shit... Make a cool couple of million, then climb out from behind my LLC. Hahaha!!! Founder & CEO Aphluviuus Maq'qoniyum X was white this whole time!!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 16, 2021 06:51 PM (2ABQr)

129 in fairness, does joy reid know that the n word was not invented by africns?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:51 PM (3J/Xz)

130 in fairness, the guys taking their wives names, are also taking their dicks, and the dicks of their firends.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:51 PM (3J/Xz)

131 No; He didn't take my last name and I didn't ask him too. It's just that some men get the hebbie jebbies if their wife would like to keep her name and thinks she going to be messing around with their entire male social circle, which simply isn't true.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (7FK6+)

132 It's going to take something like that otherwise I predict Penn drops women's swimming in the next year or two.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 06:50 PM (axyOa)

More udder, less rudder !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (M+Lyo)

133 129 in fairness, does joy reid know that the n word was not invented by africns?
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:51 PM (3J/Xz)

I asssume it's a French creation.

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (ONvIw)

134 i'm starting to think i need to print off the outrageous stories of the day because they get memory holed by the lib media. and somehow we collectively forget everything. brave new world/1984 man.
Posted by: Jack Burton
100% It was pretty common for a while for left wing commentators to use swiftboating the absolutely opposite of what it meant. Now that expression is not really used anymore. But they used it like a false accusation. While I, who read the book, by Kerrys fellow swift boaters, knew it meant throwing a bunch of truth/data at an asshole.*
*Or who knows. Maybe I never saw the book that refuted the swift boat book I read.

Posted by: MikeM at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (rhowD)

135 Of course what these people are really saying is that White Culture is the default- the Right Way, and that all other cultures are deviations from this Right Way.

So why is the Left Hell bent on destroying the "White Culture"?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (+LCoQ)

136 and I stopped using it for a little bit but then everyone started using it so i figured, okay, now this has been stripped of racial connotations it once had, it's "gone wide"

Ace, bringin' the ghetto lingo. He used to be on the down low. Now he's representin'.

Posted by: pep at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (ZsR3z)

137 there is no good reasn for a womn not to have her husbands name

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (3J/Xz)

138 Be proud of your name! Make it yours!

Posted by: Fred Farzrohr at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

139 125 It really depends on the name. If it's something like Fuchs or Petrovichnyamilenkossarian they'd be taking my last name.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 16, 2021 06:51 PM (NpAcC)

Agreed

Posted by: Harry Paratesticles at December 16, 2021 06:53 PM (BJKQV)

140 I swear the only solution is that when the starting gun goes off, all the women sit on the edge of the pool and watch the transgender swim on his lonesome.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (ZMraq)

That would be amazing. And an amazingly effective message, if it went viral. Which can be made to happen.

The young ladies would have to be brave. The entire University would come down on them hard. They'd surely face expulsion, and a whole lot of harassment from the tolerant left.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 06:53 PM (Bmy3R)

141 I asssume it's a French creation.

think it is spanish

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:53 PM (3J/Xz)

142 The penalty for carjacking a school bus should be death by hanging from the schools flagpole. Then they should leave your body there until the birds pick you clean.

I'd also be okay with swine.

Posted by: pep at December 16, 2021 06:53 PM (ZsR3z)

143 Be proud of your name! Make it yours!
Posted by: Fred Farzrohr at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

Damn straight.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 16, 2021 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

144 I'm old enough to remember girls writing their name with their crush's last name after it, just to see how well it fits and practice signing it.

You know, just in case.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 06:38 PM (KZzsI)

I've already told Junior-ette to keep her own name as any likely suitor won't survive the courtship. Besides, it's not like I'm gonna acknowledge modern day soy-soaked males as the father figure in any relationship she has.
*points at neutered Maine Coon*
he has more testosterone than you'll ever get unless you let the football team run a train on you.

Wonder why her last bf never had a 2nd date.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 06:53 PM (IJES/)

145 How do these parents let their kids get within touching range of that perv??

You have to break a few kids to make an omelet.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 16, 2021 06:54 PM (Xrfse)

146 I thought the Karen thing came from Goodfellas.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 16, 2021 06:54 PM (r1z5A)

147 Dude gets married dressed as Kylo Ren, his bride wears a black dress, and he takes her last name.

I guess I should be impressed he at least married a girl.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 16, 2021 06:54 PM (5p7BC)

148 My wife asked if I wanted her to take my last name. I said yes. She did. End of story. She has told me over the past 25+ years that if I go bald she will divorce me but I still have to fill her car up with gas and kill all the spiders and cut the grass. I have some shag carpeting and a staple gun ready for such an eventuality.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 16, 2021 06:54 PM (pjpeg)

149 "Carjacking a school bus in Brooklyn"

One thing that bus doesn't have -> crash absorbing horns attached between the frame and the front bumper.

Your vehicle has them.

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 06:54 PM (xcd1u)

150 think it is spanish

I always assumed it came from a British mispronunciation of the Niger river.

Posted by: pep at December 16, 2021 06:54 PM (ZsR3z)

151 Here is a good video on COVID, Vitamins and the Immune system:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8a8uk2

Posted by: rd at December 16, 2021 06:55 PM (Z32m1)

152 Breaking: Afghanistan healthcare system is on the brink of collapse - Los Angeles Times

https://tinyurl.com/2p8r6dmj

Posted by: wth at December 16, 2021 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

153 Cultural appropriation? Try this "Annie" is a white girl. She's whiter then Snow White's untanned ass.

Also, Santa, of Eastern Christian origin, also known as Saint Nicholas or Sinterklass is a white Dutch guy.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 16, 2021 06:55 PM (d+AL/)

154 I have some shag carpeting and a staple gun ready for such an eventuality.

Good. Preparation is key.

Posted by: pep at December 16, 2021 06:56 PM (ZsR3z)

155 I have known a few women that had last names they probably wanted to get rid of:

Seaman
Butts
Pigg

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 16, 2021 06:56 PM (M+Lyo)

156 think it is spanish
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:53 PM (3J/Xz)

If you hear the french word for "negro" pronounced and compare it to the Spanish version, you'll be surprised

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 06:56 PM (ONvIw)

157 146 I thought the Karen thing came from Goodfellas.

The classic Karen haircut, and much of the attitude, came from Kate from that Jon & Kate Plus Eight thing.

She was at least one of the proto-Karens

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 06:56 PM (Bmy3R)

158 Breaking: Afghanistan healthcare system is on the brink of collapse - Los Angeles Times

I'm really shocked. Who knew Afghanistan had a health care system?

Posted by: pep at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (ZsR3z)

159 think it is spanish

I always assumed it came from a British mispronunciation of the Niger river.

What I had read was it was from the spanish word nigar which referred to those that resided in barracks.

which has nothing to do with niggardly, which is from those filty icebacks, the use of which got a black buy in dc fired because it upset the retards working for him

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (3J/Xz)

160 It's pronounced Azz-weep-ay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

161 Also, Santa, of Eastern Christian origin, also known as Saint Nicholas or Sinterklass is a white Dutch guy.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 16, 2021 06:55 PM (d+AL/)

That reminds me, I need to look up when Miracle on 34th Street comes on. I love that scene in the movie...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (PiwSw)

162 So why is the Left Hell bent on destroying the "White Culture"?
Posted by: Reuben Hick

After they've been screwed over a bunch they get all "kill the rulers" and shit.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (r1z5A)

163 Breaking: Afghanistan healthcare system is on the brink of collapse - Los Angeles Times

There was one to begin with?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (Xrfse)

164 The university sent a terse response to the parents, claiming the school is doing what it can to help the student-athletes navigate Lia's success, shared a link to mental health services.

How very Stalinist. "Only a crazy person would take issue with the progressive tranny agenda!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (II3Gr)

165 Be proud of your name! Make it yours!
Posted by: Fred Farzrohr at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

Damn straight.

High fives!

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (+ya+t)

166 I swear the only solution is that when the starting gun goes off, all the women sit on the edge of the pool and watch the transgender swim on his lonesome.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 06:43 PM (ZMraq)

Alternately, when the starting gun goes off, and the guy drops into the pool like a sack of rocks - you can say whoever handed you the gun said it was cold, and you certainly didn't pull the trigger.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (wAnMi)

167 okay that's enough of the etymology of the n word, thank you.

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (0G13K)

168 "Who knew Afghanistan had a health care system?"

If you like your goat, you can keep your goat.

Posted by: Afganicare at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (Tnijr)

169 Bif, Junior'ette isn't likely to find enough to like about a soiboi to say more than a passin hello.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (qXkoq)

170 Afghanistan healthcare system is on the brink of collapse

They run out of leeches?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (Bmy3R)

171 She was at least one of the proto-Karens

If we ever get time travel, we need to go back in time and eliminate the Ur-Karen.

Posted by: pep at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (ZsR3z)

172 I work with a guy named Richard Butts. He probably had a decent reason to take his wife's name.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (5p7BC)

173 >Tee hee!
Posted by: BRCC at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (OctZG)

I saw that they just sponsored a show by that douche from Barstool Sports who was shitting on The Kenosha Kid. And people wonder why some get so cynical that they suspect that just about everything is a grift.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 16, 2021 06:59 PM (cSs/W)

174 Havent read the comments or the content yet, but, man....any "man" who took my name when he married one of my daughters would likely not get much respect from me. My daughters are, uh, what you'd call dominant personalities, I admit. But, cmon. Be the MAN. Dudes that do the "take the girls last name" thing dont strike me as the kind that would defend their honor or their wife's.

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at December 16, 2021 06:59 PM (lIDCz)

175 Ace, bringin' the ghetto lingo. He used to be on the down low. Now he's representin'.
---------------------------------------
I dug Ace's rap. My mama didn't raise no dummy!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 16, 2021 06:59 PM (UHVv4)

176 The average American college is a hot zone of mental pathogens and needs to be avoided at all costs.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 16, 2021 06:59 PM (H8QX8)

177 "Meet the men taking their wife's surname"

Hmm. About what I would expect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:00 PM (guGkK)

178 137 Ok Yankee Fifth. I will never marry you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:00 PM (H9u37)

179 I work with a guy named Richard Butts. He probably had a decent reason to take his wife's name.

I worked with a guy whose name was Richard Head. He married and kept his name.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 07:00 PM (+LCoQ)

180 Feel free to delete my comments Ace

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:00 PM (ONvIw)

181 I work with a guy named Richard Butts. He probably had a decent reason to take his wife's name.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (5p7BC)

I could understand it.

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at December 16, 2021 07:01 PM (guGkK)

182 I work with a guy named Richard Butts.

His folks have been permanently enshrined in the Parental Hall of Shame.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 16, 2021 07:01 PM (Xrfse)

183 137 Ok Yankee Fifth. I will never marry you.
Posted by: F

it is funny that you think that is funny or something that is not known by everybody.

could you get that notarized?

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:01 PM (3J/Xz)

184 Only white-colored people get to use the term she-boon when referring to Joy Reid. Its their word.

Posted by: ccoffer at December 16, 2021 07:01 PM (QrxII)

185 Hey Ace!

That chart comparing times is wrong. NCAA swims yards, and that notation is meters. Nobody swims a 500 meter freestyle or a 1650 meter freestyle.

The times are clearly short-course yards.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 16, 2021 07:01 PM (Q9lwr)

186 The Star Wars LARPers look like a fun couple.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:02 PM (guGkK)

187 Breaking: Afghanistan healthcare system is on the brink of collapse - Los Angeles Times

Apparently we need to "leave behind" a few billion more in military medical supplies.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 07:02 PM (+LCoQ)

188 Of course what these people are really saying is that White Culture is the default- the Right Way, and that all other cultures are deviations from this Right Way.

So why is the Left Hell bent on destroying the " ~~White Culture~~ Civilization "?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 06:52 PM (+LCoQ)

FIFY

Posted by: rd at December 16, 2021 07:02 PM (Z32m1)

189 It would kind of mess up the family tree diagram but I guess it doesn't matter because those branches are dead ends anyway.

Posted by: f'd at December 16, 2021 07:02 PM (Tnijr)

190 It really depends on the name. If it's something like Fuchs or Petrovichnyamilenkossarian they'd be taking my last name.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 16, 2021 06:51 PM (NpAcC)

Agreed
Posted by: Harry Paratesticles at December 16, 2021 06:53 PM (BJKQV)

I wish my ex would stop using my last name. Her maiden name is Greek.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 16, 2021 07:02 PM (wAnMi)

191 172 I work with a guy named Richard Butts. He probably had a decent reason to take his wife's name.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (5p7BC)

Understandable, I assume David Hogg might want to be Smith, Bladowski, Macaroni, anything but Hogg!

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:02 PM (ONvIw)

192 Breaking: Afghanistan healthcare system is on the brink of collapse -- Los Angeles Times
--------------------
So I shouldn't have invested in Green Crescent Health Insurance of Afghanistan then??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 16, 2021 07:02 PM (UHVv4)

193 I took my husband's last name. And I kept it after we divorced. I wanted to have the same name as my kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (246uV)

194 Afghanistan healthcare system is on the brink of collapse

They run out of leeches?

Supply of goats available to be nurses and candystripers is exhausted.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (QU5/8)

195 Hey Ace!

That chart comparing times is wrong. NCAA swims yards, and that notation is meters. Nobody swims a 500 meter freestyle or a 1650 meter freestyle.

The times are clearly short-course yards.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

if you are showing meters then you have to show metric time.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (3J/Xz)

196 weelllll. Probably the girls with Mr tired of losing so calling hisself a girl now should read some psychology books and apply all the things that make someone feel crazy to mr loser. Drive him to drinking girls. He deserves it.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (3cGpq)

197 Well, Lia's a guy, so...
Posted by: 496 at December 16, 2021 06:24 PM (U1eOr)

She sounds hideous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (guGkK)

198 Something old:

Vice President Harris expresses the width of her butt to Japanese Prime Minister Suga.
https://is.gd/x7JqIJ

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (xcd1u)

199 Having to translate from tranny speak to real-world speak swapping the his/her etc.. in woke news is so tedious. I'm tired of it. I can't stand reading anything about them for that reason.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (RS2U1)

200 How very Stalinist. "Only a crazy person would take issue with the progressive tranny agenda!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (II3Gr)

Exactly what it is. Pure Stalin.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (axyOa)

201 82 Even Prince Phillip didn't want to pass his wife's name to the kiddies. Charles should change it to Mountbatten

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 06:44 PM (ONvIw)

I think the original family name was Battenberg. Mountbatten was coined by the Royal Navy Admiral brother of King George V or his predecessor, Edward VII, so his line would have a different last name than the regal line Windsor. The Lord Mountbatten of WW2 fame was the son of the WW1-era Mountbatten.

Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (AMIL/)

202 Oh crap. They're ALL Star Wars LARPers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:04 PM (guGkK)

203 Afghanistan healthcare system is on the brink of collapse

this is a disaster, there are going to girls with clits everywhere!

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:04 PM (3J/Xz)

204 When my brother would send me a letter he always addressed it as C Howie Phartz.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 07:04 PM (qXkoq)

205 Apparently we need to "leave behind" a few billion more in military medical supplies.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 07:02 PM (+LCoQ)

We left plenty. But ya have to actually know how to use it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2021 07:04 PM (Irn0L)

206 Bif, Junior'ette isn't likely to find enough to like about a soiboi to say more than a passin hello.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 06:58 PM (qXkoq)

Ben Had!

Good evening! And you're correct. Reference a previous thread, only 5% of the males are attractive to her, and she snarcs on all the half assed attempts at getting her attention. There is one smart ass though, he was at her 17th birthday party, that I even come close to approving of. He actually snickered when he heard that Smash's name rhymed with Karen. He avoided death that night. because Smash caught it too. Boy has potential.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:04 PM (IJES/)

207 I work with a guy named Richard Butts.

His folks have been permanently enshrined in the Parental Hall of Shame.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 16, 2021 07:01 PM (Xrfse)

It could have been Seymour.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:05 PM (guGkK)

208 If you have not been taking Vitamin D, and you are not a tanned bronzed godling? I suggest maybe taking extra Vitamin D every other day for a week? Also make sure you are getting Vitamin K at the same time.
Posted by: rd at December 16, 2021 06:45 PM (Z32m1)

Take it with some oil, because it is absorbed with oil in your gut

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 07:05 PM (ZMraq)

209 Mountbatten was coined by the Royal Navy Admiral brother of King George V or his predecessor, Edward VII, so his line would have a different last name than the regal line Windsor.

Which itself had been changed from Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 16, 2021 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

210 1. Chant "The emperor has no clothes!" at all swim meets Lia is in.
2. Say it as often as possible to coach Snizz or whatever his name is.
3. Talk to like-minded alumni - especially those with "lifetime" membership in the alumni association, who no longer pay dues - and convince them to withhold donations and explain why they're withholding donations.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra holiday naughtiness! at December 16, 2021 07:06 PM (/+bwe)

211 I've heard the Goodfellas-Karen theory too, but it just doesn't scan with me. That Karen wasn't really a Karen Karen. A real Karen would never flush her husband's cocaine down the toilet because a real Karen would never be involved with illegal drugs, or involved with anyone involved with illegal drugs.

A real Karen gets wasted on girly drinks or wine (because it's just girly drinks and wine! tee hee!) and prescription pills. Hardcore opiates are fine, even preferred, as long as they're legal.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:06 PM (Bmy3R)

212 Isn't Karen an English word, and thus belongs to white people if we are going to be playing that game?

Posted by: Bete at December 16, 2021 07:06 PM (Ojki1)

213 208 I work with a guy named Richard Butts.

His folks have been permanently enshrined in the Parental Hall of Shame.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 16, 2021 07:01 PM (Xrfse)

It could have been Seymour.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:05 PM (guGkK)

Proctologist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 16, 2021 07:06 PM (oHd/0)

214 It could have been Seymour.
Posted by: Cicero

I saw a pic of his wife, she is winsome

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:07 PM (3J/Xz)

215 We left plenty. But ya have to actually know how to use it

And therein lay the problem with the unfulfillable "nation building" directive.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 16, 2021 07:07 PM (Xrfse)

216 Outkick got bought by Fox. And it shows.

Posted by: Bete at December 16, 2021 07:07 PM (Ojki1)

217 I coached womens softball for awhile. Had I been told to accept trannies in the team I would of quit. I think any of the women who lost their starting position to a guy would of quit too.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2021 07:07 PM (axyOa)

218 Wait. I shouldn't have done that?

Posted by: Oliver Klosov at December 16, 2021 07:08 PM (GyN/b)

219 "Proctologist"

Butt Doctor

Posted by: Butt Doctor Butts at December 16, 2021 07:08 PM (Tnijr)

220 ASSMAN!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 16, 2021 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

221

if you are showing meters then you have to show metric time.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (3J/Xz)

Furlongs per fortnight? Cubits per sand glass?
Help a cishet male out a little bIt.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:08 PM (IJES/)

222 I am going to guess all these star wars geek bois are a huge fan of the super jedi grrl in the sequels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

223 Remember the "Black-ish" episode about woman taking her husband's name?

His last name was Johnson.

Her last name was ... Johnson.

My last name is very white bread. I think I would chsange it to my wife's name if hers was "Ethnic," as it would help my children in disguising their white heritage on federal and state forms.

Hell, 1/3 of whites already lie about it on College Applications.

Posted by: rd at December 16, 2021 07:09 PM (Z32m1)

224 I knew of a guy named Ashley Wipe.
He pronounced his surname Weepay.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 16, 2021 07:09 PM (eGTCV)

225 White Culture, eh? Well, ok then. You asked for it, Joy!

https://youtu.be/iEv9OBlTgIY

Chain Joy Reid to a chair and force her to watch.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2021 07:09 PM (sAmhv)

226 221 ASSMAN!
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one shot...

Posted by: Theskepticalschnauzer aka Lonebadger at December 16, 2021 07:09 PM (lIDCz)

227 Riiight. What's a cubit.

Posted by: Bill Cosbie at December 16, 2021 07:09 PM (Bmy3R)

228 The Star Wars LARPers look like a fun couple.
Posted by: Cicero
I like her dress

Posted by: MikeM at December 16, 2021 07:09 PM (rhowD)

229 225 I saw that SNL skit.

Posted by: Bete at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (Ojki1)

230 There's probably morons out there with the last name of Butts so we should probably can it.

Posted by: f'd at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (Tnijr)

231
Furlongs per fortnight? Cubits per sand glass?
Help a cishet male out a little bIt.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:08 PM (IJES/)

_________

Stones per cubic angstrom

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (/U27+)

232 I think the original family name was Battenberg. Mountbatten was coined by the Royal Navy Admiral brother of King George V

I think it was changed/translated to make it not-German, as they were in the middle of WWI.

Posted by: t-bird at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (lIIT7)

233 when you are going to and from europe it is not the teim change that is a bitch so much as the switch to an d from metric time.

that was the main driver in the devlpmnt of the cncrde and why its speed was shwn in metric

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (3J/Xz)

234 I am going to guess all these star wars geek bois are a huge fan of the super jedi grrl in the sequels.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

She is just SO empowering!

Posted by: Gaylo Ren at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (guGkK)

235 Karen was relatively supportive of and good to Henry in Goodfellas, although she got really pissed at him cheating on her.

In the book its based on Henry claims she was sleeping with Big Paulie, among others. Might have been true, but its hard to take Hill seriously on anything. The man loved to talk but not necessarily tell the truth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (KZzsI)

236 A cubit? $20, same as downtown.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (GyN/b)

237 Posted by: artemis at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (AwPyG)

How about "Tudor"? Same? That sounds made up as well.

"Plantagenet" sounds real.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:11 PM (Bmy3R)

238 You can have my Imperial Hour when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 16, 2021 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

239 A. Wizenheimer

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 07:11 PM (qXkoq)

240 It's a madhouse! A madhouse!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 16, 2021 07:12 PM (R/m4+)

241 His last name was Johnson.

Her last name was ... Johnson.

Posted by: rd

Ohhhh, you doesn't have to call me Mr. Johnson. My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 16, 2021 07:12 PM (ERcy3)

242 I work with a guy named Richard Butts.

His folks have been permanently enshrined in the Parental Hall of Shame.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 16, 2021 07:01 PM (Xrfse)

I worked with a guy named Head. He said he would name his son Richard.

Posted by: rd at December 16, 2021 07:12 PM (Z32m1)

243 He pronounced his surname Weepay./i]

*approving nod*
--Hyacinth Bucket

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

244 It could have been Seymour.
Posted by: Cicero

whether that cosby is a deranged sex mnster or not, his noah bit is funny.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:12 PM (3J/Xz)

245 113 Joy is wearing her hair like a white woman. Why doesn't she wear an afro ? Cultural appropriation

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 16, 2021 06:48 PM (M+Lyo)

She wore her hair straight and short until St George Floyd was martyred. She quickly went to an afro. As her hair grew longer she went to a variety of multi-color braided styles. A month or two ago, she went back to getting her hair straightened and using white woman styles. Joyless is totally authentic in every way, yup, no doubt about it.

Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2021 07:12 PM (AMIL/)

246 Regretfully, most of the country doesn't know who Harry Reid is.

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 07:12 PM (xcd1u)

247 What I had read was it was from the spanish word nigar which referred to those that resided in barracks.

which has nothing to do with niggardly, which is from those filty icebacks, the use of which got a black buy in dc fired because it upset the retards working for him

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (3J/Xz)

It is from "negar" which is "to deny"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 07:13 PM (ZMraq)

248 There's probably morons out there with the last name of Butts so we should probably can it.

Well, as long as their parents didn't give them an impossible-to-live-down first name, I'm sure it's all good.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 16, 2021 07:13 PM (Xrfse)

249 "Plantagenet" sounds real.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:11 PM (Bmy3R)

Named after a guy whose personal signature was a sprig of planta genista stuck in his cap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:13 PM (guGkK)

250 I can tell you a thing or two about royalty.

Posted by: King Harv at December 16, 2021 07:13 PM (GyN/b)

251 I am going to guess all these star wars geek bois are a huge fan of the super jedi grrl in the sequels.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:08 PM

----

2 of them are wearing her costume.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 16, 2021 07:13 PM (3TihK)

252 225 I knew of a guy named Ashley Wipe.
He pronounced his surname Weepay.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 16, 2021 07:09 PM (eGTCV)

Like John Bigboot�

Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 07:13 PM (BJKQV)

253 It is from "negar" which is "to deny"

Thank you Cliff Clavin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

254 At a college campus ask, ' who is Harry Reid?', the majority response would be, - porn actor.

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 07:14 PM (xcd1u)

255 Like John Bigboot
Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 07:13 PM (BJKQV)

That's John Bigboote

Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 07:14 PM (BJKQV)

256 A cubit? $20, same as downtown.
Posted by: Obligatory at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (GyN/b)

I coulda had a four some for $20?

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at December 16, 2021 07:14 PM (IJES/)

257 Worked with a Richard. His dad was also Richard, and he told a story that when he was younger he was at a party and his mom introduced him as little Dick.

Posted by: Bete at December 16, 2021 07:14 PM (Ojki1)

258 What I had read was it was from the spanish word nigar which referred to those that resided in barracks.

which has nothing to do with niggardly, which is from those filty icebacks, the use of which got a black buy in dc fired because it upset the retards working for him

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 06:57 PM (3J/Xz)

It is from "nogal" which is Spanish for "walnut"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 07:15 PM (ZMraq)

259 I worked with a guy named Head. He said he would name his son Richard.
Posted by: rd

Classmate in college: Thomas Thomas Thomas - no kidding. About that, he once said to me - "You know, at some point I'm going to kill my parents."

Local tradesman - "Max Power". Yeah, an electrician.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 16, 2021 07:15 PM (ERcy3)

260 Biden tries to read the number 57,000,000 from a card. After two failed attempts, he gives up and asks someone else to tell him what the number is.

It also shows that he, like almost all Leftists are innumerate. That is, there he has the number fifty-seven right before his very eyes. Now it doesn't matter if his brain can count the commas and do the complex computations necessary to mouth out the magnitude, if he has any knowledge of the subject, ANY, he should be able intuitively know that it isn't fifty-seven BILLION or fifty-seven THOUSAND.

For example: You are given the context of Number of Gun Owners in America. The number you read is ninety-eight. What is the magnitude?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 07:15 PM (+LCoQ)

261 251 "Plantagenet" sounds real.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:11 PM (Bmy3R)

Named after a guy whose personal signature was a sprig of planta genista stuck in his cap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:13 PM (guGkK)

Pendragon is much cooler.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 07:15 PM (BJKQV)

262
That's John Bigboote
Posted by: 29Victor at December 16, 2021 07:14 PM (BJKQV)

I watched Buckaroo Banzi today and enjoyed it, so there.

*at least it wasn't Promethius*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:15 PM (IJES/)

263 I have never given even the minutest fraction of a fuck about the whole "name taking" thing. Traditionally, the wife takes the husband's family name. Fine. Great. Do that. Don't want to? Fine. Great. Don't do that. It would be easier to grow broccoli on Neptune than successfully to cultivate my field of fucks to give for this particular issue. You're not special for bucking the system. You're not better for bucking the system. Your life has no more meaning than it had before for having bucked the system.

P.S. Star Wars is stupid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (6FeV1)

264 A. Wizenheimer
---------
My grandfather called me that.

Posted by: dartist at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (+ya+t)

265 259 Alex Jones said that Reid was the head of a satanic coven.

which seems less and less crazy
Posted by: artemis

It's certainly plausible.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (sAmhv)

266 Never got around to taking my second husband's name. Didn't do it at first because of the lawsuit with state DNR. Then it had been long enough, it didn't seem to matter. So still using my first husband's last name.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (5HBd1)

267 NEXT. STOP. BROOKLYN!!!

Posted by: Beastie Boys at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (LaNzR)

268 Vice President Harris expresses the width of her butt to Japanese Prime Minister Suga.
https://is.gd/x7JqIJ

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 07:03 PM (xcd1u)

I bet "megajoules" was involved. Do I get a *star* fish?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (F0YaR)

269 It's just that some men get the hebbie jebbies if their wife would like to keep her name and thinks she going to be messing around with their entire male social circle, which simply isn't true.

Women who don't respect their husbands are, how do you say, showing The Paolo the money.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (Aqf1y)

270 which seems less and less crazy

Alex Jones seems crazy and is bombastic but he's usually right. It is disturbing. Bothers me that he was so certain that 9/11 was an inside job. The Pentagon hit is the most curious and difficult to explain

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (KZzsI)

271 I'm sorry, Ace, I didn't see your comment.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (ZMraq)

272 It is from the Spanish word 'negro' which means, black.

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 07:17 PM (xcd1u)

273 I worked with a guy once whose name was Flynn Fagg.

I asked him his name and he told me, "Flynn Fagg".

I said, "No really. What's your name?".

I don't think he liked me much.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 16, 2021 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

274
What is the magnitude?

Brazilian.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 16, 2021 07:17 PM (GyN/b)

275 I watched Buckaroo Banzi today and enjoyed it, so there.

*at least it wasn't Promethius*
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:15 PM (IJES/)

"Why is there a watermelon there?"
"I'll tell you later."

And he NEVER tells us!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 16, 2021 07:17 PM (PiwSw)

276 Alex Jones said that Reid was the head of a satanic coven.

That would have to be one stupid coven. They probably fucked up so badly they're worshipping Jesus.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 16, 2021 07:18 PM (Aqf1y)

277 Back to the kitchen where you belong!

Posted by: Lia Girlcock Thomas at December 16, 2021 07:18 PM (LaNzR)

278 Classmate in college: Thomas Thomas Thomas - no kidding. About that, he once said to me - "You know, at some point I'm going to kill my parents."

In middle eastern cultures, you have the father and grand-father's name as part of your own so it often happens that someone is called Mohamed Mohamed Mohamed.

I wonder what would happen if someone's name, their father and their grandfather was named Betelgeuse.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 07:18 PM (+LCoQ)

279 I'm sorry, Ace, I didn't see your comment.

which is horde, for "hey, it is nicer that I thought inside the barrl, Steve!l"

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:19 PM (3J/Xz)

280 I wouldn't use you Paola as any indication of knowing about women respecting their husbands.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:19 PM (WFiT6)

281 Ahem. Negrx.

Posted by: The kids at the cool table at December 16, 2021 07:19 PM (GyN/b)

282 It is interesting to me that a generally unknown and obscure actor (Peter Weller) got the role of two such iconic and cult hero characters Robocop and Buckaroo Banzai. He was also in Naked Lunch which is a classic as well.

But he's not exactly a household name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

283 I wonder what would happen if someone's name, their father and their grandfather was named Betelgeuse.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 07:18 PM (+LCoQ)

They would instantly become the mayor of Chicago.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 16, 2021 07:20 PM (PiwSw)

284 281 when you ask for them Chicago's mayor appears.

Posted by: Bete at December 16, 2021 07:20 PM (Ojki1)

285 I knew a Candy Kane. It was until until she got married.

And I once had a business associate named Cherry Knipple, which is about the greatest damn name ever. That silent "K" makes it funnier and I don't know why.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:20 PM (Bmy3R)

286 Alex Jones said that Reid was the head of a satanic coven.

in fairness, nobody else floated

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:20 PM (3J/Xz)

287 234 I think the original family name was Battenberg. Mountbatten was coined by the Royal Navy Admiral brother of King George V

I think it was changed/translated to make it not-German, as they were in the middle of WWI.

Posted by: t-bird at December 16, 2021 07:10 PM (lIIT7)

Yup. King George V changed his last name from Battenberg to Windsor. Only kings and their wives and children have the Windsor last name, I think. Duke Harry the Henpecked's last name is Sussex, I believe.

Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2021 07:20 PM (AMIL/)

288 283 I wouldn't use you Paola as any indication of knowing about women respecting their husbands.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:19 PM (WFiT6)

Paola is a girls' name, cute, Fen

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:20 PM (ONvIw)

289 If you can, sign up with clay travis at outkick.com
He is literally the only sane voice in sports media and he has a ton of enemies as a result. (and a ton of followers)
Like Scott Adams, he straddles the line a little, but he does admit he may go into politics, so you can't blame him.

A good guy. And funny, too. He also posts pointy-elbow cheerleader pics, like they used to do here, back in the day
Posted by: artemis at December 16, 2021 07:05 PM (AwPyG)
**********
I like the Clay Travis/Buck Sexton show that replaces Rush's old time slot. Clay also is on Fox a lot and does politics and sports.

It was fun this year with former ESPN host Will Cain and Clay discussing college football and politics.
Will Cain does the F&F weekend show and is hosting Fox News Primetime this week.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 16, 2021 07:21 PM (NpAcC)

290 I'm ok with Harry Reid International Airport as long as we get to pick its Airport Code.

I vote that it's PEDO.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 16, 2021 07:21 PM (uhZAA)

291 Thomas Thomas Thomas

"T3" would be a great street name, though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:21 PM (Bmy3R)

292 Yes; I know that. It was a typo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:21 PM (WFiT6)

293 Weller also was the voice of Batman in the animated adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:21 PM (KZzsI)

294 Women who don't respect their husbands are, how do you say, showing The Paolo the money.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (Aqf1y)
----------

No, no, they are just very modern, sophisticated women.

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 07:21 PM (xcd1u)

295 Dick Butkis. Yeah, not making fun of his name.

Posted by: Lucy Lawless is anarchy i can get behind at December 16, 2021 07:22 PM (n/szn)

296 285 It is interesting to me that a generally unknown and obscure actor (Peter Weller) got the role of two such iconic and cult hero characters Robocop and Buckaroo Banzai. He was also in Naked Lunch which is a classic as well.

But he's not exactly a household name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

He was also in a memorable episode of 'Fringe'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2021 07:22 PM (sAmhv)

297 Thomas Thomas Thomas

"T3" would be a great street name, though.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:21 PM (Bmy3R

T-cubed

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:22 PM (guGkK)

298 And I once had a business associate named Cherry Knipple

Did she work at a men's entertainment establishment involving the use of athletic dancing around a pole?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:22 PM (KZzsI)

299 Dear Joy Reid,

I think a bunch of rap stars culturally appropriated a certain N word from a bunch of racists.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 16, 2021 07:22 PM (h1jJh)

300 Harry the Henpecked's last name is Sussex, I believe.
Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2021 07:20 PM (AMIL/)

Nope it's Mountbatten-Windsor, he's "Duke of Sussex"

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:22 PM (ONvIw)

301 Alex Jones said that Reid was the head of a satanic coven.

in fairness, nobody else floated
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:20 PM (3J/Xz)
***********
Jason Whitlock basically said she was possessed by Satan.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 16, 2021 07:22 PM (NpAcC)

302 303 Did she work at a men's entertainment establishment involving the use of athletic dancing around a pole?

Nah, transportation industry. But she should have! What a waste of that name.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:23 PM (Bmy3R)

303 by the way did anybody watch the viv frei sidebar from yesterday

the was a guy that has a vlawgic blog covering the maxwell show trial, he is not exactly what idiots think of as smart

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:23 PM (3J/Xz)

304
But he's not exactly a household name.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

I enjoyed Screamers as well. Baaaaad movie, interesting premise.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:23 PM (IJES/)

305 296 Yes; I know that. It was a typo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:21 PM (WFiT6

ANd here I thought you were taking a shot at The Paolo's masculinity

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (ONvIw)

306 I don't think that there were no airplanes.

Knowing what we know now I absolutely believe that it was a known and likely somewhat coordinated, and possibly even orchestrated, plan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (XSoJN)

307 Rappers commit cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Racist Retard Joy Reid at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (LaNzR)

308 He was also in a memorable episode of 'Fringe'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2021 07:22 PM (sAmhv)

White Tulip!

Posted by: ... at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (CQcWG)

309 299 That is a example of A Boy Named Sue one would think.

Posted by: Bete at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (Ojki1)

310 Alex Jones said that Reid was the head of a satanic coven.

Say, do they hold elections?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (guGkK)

311 T-cubed
-------
Ice' little brother.

Posted by: dartist at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (+ya+t)

312 I'm ok with Harry Reid International Airport as long as we get to pick its Airport Code.

I vote that it's PEDO.

FJB is available.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (+LCoQ)

313 "Plantagenet" sounds real.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:11 PM (Bmy3R)

Plantagenet is made up, it was a nickname

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (ZMraq)

314 "What the President believes is that we have to listen to the science." She said that, but what I heard was "PETER DOOCY I AM TIRED OF YO HONKY ASS!"

Posted by: Hurricane567 at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (kBk5M)

315 Wait, that's right. Black people can't use the N-word, can they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (XSoJN)

316 The Pentagon hit is the most curious and difficult to explain

Really? There were witnesses on 395 near the Pentagon of the plane coming down and hitting the building. I'm generally on board with "conspiracy theory" being pronounced "spoiler alert" but 9/11 ain't it.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (P9pDS)

317 A Canadian Olympics guy who I think is now at the IOC itself, is Richard Foot; and, yes, he does go by "Dick".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (UHVv4)

318 Jason Whitlock basically said she was possessed by Satan.
Posted by: r

If I were whitlck I would be anticipating a defmatin suit

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (3J/Xz)

319 I enjoyed Screamers as well. Baaaaad movie, interesting premise.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:23 PM (IJES/)

He was also in Leviathan, with Richard Crenna and Amanda Pays.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

320 And yes, confederate fifth. I thought it was funny. At least i amuse myself. You seemed to take it as an insult towards you, which it wasn't. You may very well be a wonderful person to be married to. I just made the comment because you said, There is no reason for a woman not to take her husbands name" and that why I said I won't marry you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (eOoFq)

321 Clay Travis is also on some Fox Betting show. I only mention it so I can bring up the host, Alex Curry. She's a beauty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (sAmhv)

322 >>> T-cubed

I knew a T squared in the army.

Posted by: fluffy at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (UnQlg)

323 #321 OOPS. He's Dick Pound; Richard Foot is a journalist at the National Post.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 16, 2021 07:26 PM (UHVv4)

324 Last names are important in France. There is no Royalty left there but the French know who they are. It is not uncommon for French men to take their wife's name if it's more prestigious. Good for business.

Posted by: Javems at December 16, 2021 07:26 PM (AmoqO)

325 Plantagenet comes from Planta Genista or broom plant

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:26 PM (ONvIw)

326 I would really, really like to be in the timeline where people were taught and still understood that science is just a system of steps to determine something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 16, 2021 07:26 PM (XSoJN)

327 'We've encouraged our student-athletes to utilize the robust resources available to them at Penn
---------------

I hate that effing word, which conveys precisely zero information. It's a feel-good and utterly meaningless honorific.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2021 07:26 PM (c+cQQ)

328 "Plantagenet" sounds real.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:11 PM (Bmy3R)

Plantagenet is made up, it was a nickname
Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM (ZMraq)

To be fair, all surnames were basically nicknames back in the 12th century. If you didn't have one you were Stephen the Baker or Roger the Shrubber.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:27 PM (guGkK)

329 Clay Travis and Pat McAfee are my go-to sports guys.

No Woke BS.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:27 PM (Bmy3R)

330 Robust is for immune systems, not for on-campus student therapy programs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 16, 2021 07:28 PM (XSoJN)

331 And yes, confederate fifth. I thought it was funny. At least i amuse myself. You seemed to take it as an insult towards you, which it wasn't. You may very well be a wonderful person to be married to. I just made the comment because you said, There is no reason for a woman not to take her husbands name" and that why I said I won't marry you.
Posted by: F

you have to get back to me later, I am trying to understand how your husband accepted your offer of marriage.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:28 PM (3J/Xz)

332 My BILs uncle is named Dick Hair.

No I am not joking.

Knew a kid named Rusty Dwayne Pipe

Also a kid Named Justin Sane. I liked that one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 16, 2021 07:28 PM (M+Lyo)

333 309- well that did occur to me after I posted it, but that was not my initial intention.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:28 PM (eOoFq)

334 Last names are important in France. There is no Royalty left there but the French know who they are. It is not uncommon for French men to take their wife's name if it's more prestigious. Good for business.
Posted by: Javems at December 16, 2021 07:26 PM

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at December 16, 2021 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

335 177 "Meet the men taking their wife's surname"

Hmm. About what I would expect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:00 PM (guGkK)
-----------------------------

I'm of mixed opinion on this. Granted, yes, it is painfully weak and ghey, but maybe it's a better alternative than when the wife just keeps her maiden name and doesn't take the husband's name. I've known some couples like that, and it never lasts. My theory is that if you get married and the wife keeps her maiden name, that means that she doesn't love him enough to take his name, and he doesn't love her enough to give a rat's ass. Kind of a red flag, I'd think.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (lNHqD)

336
He was also in Leviathan, with Richard Crenna and Amanda Pays.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

Say 'aaaaahhhhhh' m'effer

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (IJES/)

337 C5, she's a hard no on marriage, but she hasn't ruled out a torrid affair. Keep hitting on her,
man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (QU5/8)

338 The Counts of Anjou used to have a broom plant on their emblem/family crest

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (ONvIw)

339
which is horde, for "hey, it is nicer that I thought inside the barrl, Steve!l"
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:19 PM (3J/Xz)

No, it means, "I was so busy taking the piss on confederatefifth I didn't hear the warning growl, I hope I still have fingers"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (ZMraq)

340 OOPS. He's Dick Pound; Richard Foot is a journalist at the National Post.

Posted by: andycanuck

Yo, wassup

Posted by: Dick Trickle at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (z4bSh)

341 320 The Pentagon hit is the most curious and difficult to explain

Really? There were witnesses on 395 near the Pentagon of the plane coming down and hitting the building. I'm generally on board with "conspiracy theory" being pronounced "spoiler alert" but 9/11 ain't it.
Posted by: Ian S.

Sister saw the plane hit from her office in a high rise at nearby Rosslyn. No, 9/11 ain't it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (sAmhv)

342 The best explainer of the 9/11 attack on the Pentagon was that the terrorists didn't know how to, or were unable to do a dive bomb attack. Instead they went for a frontal, like the twin towers, where they basically "ram the building."

The Pentagon is only 5 stories high. They skipped off the ground before hitting the building... not that it mattered. But it did absorb energy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (BFigT)

343 There were witnesses on 395 near the Pentagon of the plane coming down and hitting the building.

It looks the least like a plane crash and the damage was so minimal. Plus, no security footage?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

344 You're not special for bucking the system. You're not better for bucking the system. Your life has no more meaning than it had before for having bucked the system.
P.S. Star Wars is stupid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM (6FeV1)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 16, 2021 07:30 PM (R/m4+)

345 Joy Reid has the most inappropriate given name possible.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 16, 2021 07:30 PM (eGTCV)

346 Yep, my Guinea surname probably describes how they made their living at the time surnames came about.

The Italian equivalent of a "Carpenter" or a "Weaver."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 16, 2021 07:30 PM (Bmy3R)

347 All time legend name

Dick Trickle

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 16, 2021 07:30 PM (M+Lyo)

348 322 Jason Whitlock basically said she was possessed by Satan.
Posted by: r

If I were whitlck I would be anticipating a defmatin suit

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM

I assume you mean a defamation suit filed by Satan.

Even the Great Deceiver is embarrassed to be associated with Joy Reid!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 16, 2021 07:30 PM (tkyK5)

349 Plantagenet comes from Planta Genista or broom plant
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:26 PM (ONvIw)

Its the sprig or shoot of the plant - it was on their forefather's crest...

Posted by: Boswell at December 16, 2021 07:31 PM (5iUNf)

350 I knew a family with the last name Blackwell. They were big fans of the Oakland...er LA...er Oakland...er Las Vegas Raiders, and named their daughter Silver Ann Blackwell.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 16, 2021 07:31 PM (uhZAA)

351 My theory is that if you get married and the wife keeps her maiden name, that means that she doesn't love him enough to take his name, and he doesn't love her enough to give a rat's ass. Kind of a red flag, I'd think.

Yeah its not a good sign. Its not always a bad sign but usually is when she keeps her maiden name and hyphenates it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

352 Cooper=barrel maker
Fletcher=arrow maker
Draper=weaver
Posted by: artemis at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (AwPyG)

Blumenthal = Dick

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:31 PM (6FeV1)

353 Cooper=barrel maker
Fletcher=arrow maker
Draper=weaver
Posted by: artemis

Back a couple of generations - Fenstermacher.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 16, 2021 07:31 PM (ERcy3)

354 345
You can tell what someone's long ago ancestor did.

Cooper=barrel maker
Fletcher=arrow maker
Draper=weaver
Posted by: artemis at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (AwPyG)

------------------------

*in the distant future*

"Hi, my name is Joe Cocksucker. My great-great-great-great-great grandmother was the first female vice president of the old United States!"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 16, 2021 07:32 PM (lNHqD)

355 All time legend name

Dick Trickle
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 16, 2021 07:30 PM (M+Lyo)
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I don't get it.

Posted by: Peter Niss at December 16, 2021 07:32 PM (DnWKq)

356 He didn't. There are obviously other ways to propose marriage than to say "Would you like to take my last name?" I understand men here wanting their to have their wife keep their last name but I expect most of them said something along the lines of " I love you. Would you marry me?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:32 PM (WLZG7)

357 Plus, no security footage?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:30 PM (KZzsI)

No, there is security footage

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2021 07:32 PM (Irn0L)

358 ANd here I thought you were taking a shot at The Paolo's masculinity
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:24 PM

The Paolo's masculinity does not take shots. It, how you say, gives shots.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 16, 2021 07:32 PM (a3Q+t)

359 328 Last names are important in France. There is no Royalty left there but the French know who they are. It is not uncommon for French men to take their wife's name if it's more prestigious. Good for business.

Posted by: Javems at December 16, 2021 07:26 PM (AmoqO)

I read somewhere that the mark of a real true-blue Englishman is a French last name. Indicating lineage back to the Normans of the Norman Conquest.

Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2021 07:33 PM (AMIL/)

360 The Counts of Anjou used to have a broom plant on their emblem/family crest
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (ONvIw)

Geoffrey of Anjou was the progenitor of the Plantagenet name. He married into the English royal family when he wed Matilda, the granddaughter of William the Conqueror. Their son was the first Plantagenet king, Henry II.

Geoffrey was the guy who wore the sprig of planta genista in his cap. Hence the association with Anjou.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:33 PM (guGkK)

361 Joy Reid has the most inappropriate given name possible.

Yeah she's joyless and I doubt she reads anything more substantial than tweets and her paycheck.

My last name is probably a weird derivation of some ancestor's profession on my dad's side. Mom's side was Moorhouse which sounds more like a location.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

362 Meant "have their wives take their last name" ,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:33 PM (WLZG7)

363 >>>
Cooper=barrel maker
Fletcher=arrow maker
Draper=weaver
Posted by: artemis at December 16, 2021 07:29 PM (AwPyG)

Beejer=vice president

Posted by: banana Dream at December 16, 2021 07:34 PM (h/pNJ)

364 "The answer is that whites do not even have a culture that is capable of being appropriated from."

Then why are blacks harassed by other blacks for "acting white?" What about math, which is racist? What about proper grammar, which is white oppression? What about hard work, which is despicable whiteness. Stop being an oreo, they say.

These people are insane and utterly inconsistent and deluded. Anyone who tries to make sense of it can only go "woke" to handle the cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 07:34 PM (Mzdiz)

365 Cooper=barrel maker
Fletcher=arrow maker
Draper=weaver
Posted by: artemis

Back a couple of generations - Fenstermacher.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 16, 2021 07:31 PM (ERcy3)

Unwell duck herder = duck sicker

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:34 PM (IJES/)

366 336 My BILs uncle is named Dick Hair.

No I am not joking.

Knew a kid named Rusty Dwayne Pipe

Also a kid Named Justin Sane. I liked that one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 16, 2021 07:28 PM (M+Lyo)

Then you have La-a

Posted by: Javems at December 16, 2021 07:34 PM (AmoqO)

367 P.S. Star Wars is stupid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:16 PM

This!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 16, 2021 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

368 I have absolutely no idea where my last name comes from. It happens to be a common word in Bulgarian. But we're not Bulgarian at all, so it's probably just a coincidence.

I suspect it's a corruption of something else that's been lost to history.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:35 PM (6FeV1)

369 La-a Butts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 16, 2021 07:35 PM (M+Lyo)

370 "The answer is that whites do not even have a culture that is capable of being appropriated from."

So of necessity that means whites, having no culture of their own, appropriated colonialism and slavery from some other culture.

Somehow, I don't think they would concede their theory goes that far.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 16, 2021 07:35 PM (YFAIE)

371 Warai, Thanks, I kinda thought last names came about by being associated with a profession

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 07:35 PM (qXkoq)

372 "The answer is that whites do not even have a culture that is capable of being appropriated from."

**

Should be easy to stop using everything, then.

Enjoy that hut made of grass and... yams, I guess?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 16, 2021 07:36 PM (XSoJN)

373 331 'We've encouraged our student-athletes to utilize the robust resources available to them at Penn

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narrator: but these resources were diversity hires who spend all day playing solitaire.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 16, 2021 07:36 PM (ZZK0E)

374 Have the country is soiboys

Posted by: Skip at December 16, 2021 07:36 PM (2JoB8)

375 Good evening, dear Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (TdMsT)

376 357 It's a bit late now. The son is 21.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (WLZG7)

377 Cooper=barrel maker
Fletcher=arrow maker
Draper=weaver

Farzrorh=fart tube

Hey, you can't pick your ancestors.

Posted by: Fred Farzrohr at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (Tnijr)

378 378 Warai, Thanks, I kinda thought last names came about by being associated with a profession
Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 07:35 PM (qXkoq)

Most do, no doubt. That, or they're geographic.

(Reading about Mohammad El-Erian, I thought, "That's ay-rab speak for "Mohammad The Iranian". Heh.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (6FeV1)

379 I love you. Would you marry me?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:32 PM (WLZG7)

Mrs Boswell did not take my name when we first married. I didn't care really, we were both in our early 30's and had our own careers and assets we had accumulated up to that point.

But later, it just became a pain in the ass for her when she quit work to have children - buying a house, getting banking accounts, investing...so she changed her mind, and took my name. We've been that way ever since and very happy.

Posted by: Boswell at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (5iUNf)

380 My wife kept her previous married name so her kids wouldn't have to go through the mess of changing it.

In all honesty... it really doesn't matter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (BFigT)

381 My maternal grandfather was a Cooper, my maternal grandmother was an Andersen. If she had done the hyphenated last name thing, she would have been Andersen-Cooper.

The Horror.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 16, 2021 07:38 PM (uhZAA)

382 Unwell duck herder = duck sicker
---------------------------
What'sh the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a shick duck and I can't remember how it endsh, but your mother's a whore.

Posted by: zombie sean connery at December 16, 2021 07:38 PM (UHVv4)

383 All I can say is, the guy on duty at Ellis Island when my great-grandfather came through must have had a hell of a sense of humore.

Posted by: John Fuckhead at December 16, 2021 07:38 PM (DnWKq)

384 Ladyl!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 07:38 PM (qXkoq)

385 Some countries do this thing where people take their father's name and hyphenate it somewhere and things get pen - pineapple - apple - pen crazy after a few generations.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 16, 2021 07:38 PM (h/pNJ)

386
Hey, you can't pick your ancestors.
Posted by: Fred Farzrohr at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (Tnijr)

According to Smash, that's what my last name should've been.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (IJES/)

387 Ladyl! How ya doin?

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

388 "The answer is that whites do not even have a culture that is capable of being appropriated from."

**

Seriously, this has got to be from the same mindset as the folks insisting that a guy in a wig somehow genetically becomes a woman.

I'm guessing 90% of every single thing everywhere is directly because of ~~white culture~~ Western Civilization.

I get that they want to insist that it's not, but it's absurd.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (XSoJN)

389 (Reading about Mohammad El-Erian, I thought, "That's ay-rab speak for "Mohammad The Iranian". Heh.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (6FeV1)

Leonardo da Vinci
Michel de Montaigne

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (PiwSw)

390 I think anything "Fitz-" means they were a recognized (but not all *that* recognized) bastard line of the family.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (6FeV1)

391 To be fair, all surnames were basically nicknames back in the 12th century. If you didn't have one you were Stephen the Baker or Roger the Shrubber.
Posted by: Cicero

My great-great-geeat grandpappy was a power bottom. I done him proud!

Posted by: Lactatin' Pete Buttigeig at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (z4bSh)

392 My favorite teacher in the 6th grade was called Miss Fenstermscher. You are not related to her are you, TonyPete.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (WLZG7)

393 Jason Whitlock basically said she was possessed by Satan.
Posted by: r

If I were whitlck I would be anticipating a defmatin suit
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (3J/Xz)

Filing right now.

Posted by: Satan at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (T+/KY)

394 357 My theory is that if you get married and the wife keeps her maiden name, that means that she doesn't love him enough to take his name, and he doesn't love her enough to give a rat's ass. Kind of a red flag, I'd think.

Yeah its not a good sign. Its not always a bad sign but usually is when she keeps her maiden name and hyphenates it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 16, 2021 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

the only exception is the British upper classes, where people hang on to names to show their lineage. Winston Churchills last name probably should have been Spencer (Just like Diana), but his father used Churchill because it highlighted their connection to the first Duke of Marlborough.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (evAgx)

395 Cooper=barrel maker
Fletcher=arrow maker
Draper=weaver
Posted by: artemis

Back a couple of generations - Fenstermacher.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 16, 2021 07:31 PM (ERcy3)

Unwell duck herder = duck sicker
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 16, 2021 07:34 PM (IJES/)

There must have been a hell of a lot of men in the (Black)Smith trade in Olde England, since it is one of, or the most, common last names nowadays.

Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2021 07:40 PM (AMIL/)

396 I bet there is a Minnie Cooper somewhere out there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 16, 2021 07:40 PM (XSoJN)

397 If a French last name starts with a "de" it means they used to be landed aristocracy
Posted by: artemis at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (AwPyG)

My dad had a Coupe de Ville when I was a kid but he wasn't French landed aristocracy. Maybe the car was, who knows?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:40 PM (guGkK)

398 "Take my wife; PLEASE "

Wife - "Take my name" NOW !

Posted by: JT at December 16, 2021 07:40 PM (arJlL)

399 NOOD -- CAFE

Posted by: Doof at December 16, 2021 07:40 PM (mZUr4)

400 My favorite teacher in the 6th grade was called Miss Fenstermscher. You are not related to her are you, TonyPete.?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

There's a boatload of them in Berks County, PA. and nearby

Could be.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 16, 2021 07:41 PM (ERcy3)

401 I had no idea that Karen was a slur used by the black community against white women. I thought it was used by everyone against nagging woke "can I speak to the manager" women of any race.

I guess that's our white privilege rearing its ugly head again.

Posted by: bluebell at December 16, 2021 07:41 PM (wyw4S)

402 in France. There is no Royalty left there but the French know who they are. It is not uncommon for French men to take their wife's name if it's more prestigious. Good for business.
Posted by: J

in fairness, the imprtant words here are " in France"

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:41 PM (3J/Xz)

403 The only people who scream about "culture" are folks who have accomplished nil in their lives.

I do not care what your "kulture" is....what you have done yourself is what matters.

All else is BS.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 16, 2021 07:42 PM (R/m4+)

404 Geoffrey of Anjou was the progenitor of the Plantagenet name. He married into the English royal family when he wed Matilda, the granddaughter of William the Conqueror. Their son was the first Plantagenet king, Henry II.

Geoffrey was the guy who wore the sprig of planta genista in his cap. Hence the association with Anjou.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 16, 2021 07:33 PM (guGkK)

Yes and he was the Count of Anjou, another story says that an earlier Plantagenet, Fulk, who married Mathilda of Normandy used broom plants to scourge himself for atonement while in Jerusalem where he was buried and of which he was "king"

Posted by: CN...FJB at December 16, 2021 07:42 PM (ONvIw)

405 Men taking wife's surname:

Perfect wedding present: Two CASES of tampons. Since there's gonna be two leaking pussies.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2021 07:42 PM (uXonU)

406 There must have been a hell of a lot of men in the (Black)Smith trade in Olde England, since it is one of, or the most, common last names nowadays.
Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2021 07:40 PM (AMIL/)

There are lots and lots of different smiths, not just blacksmiths. So pretty much anybody who did anything with any kind of metal was a smith of some kind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:43 PM (6FeV1)

407 the only exception is the British upper classes, where people hang on to names to show their lineage. Winston Churchills last name probably should have been Spencer (Just like Diana), but his father used Churchill because it highlighted their connection to the first Duke of Marlborough.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (evAgx)
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Technically, Spencer Churchill (the surname of the current Dukes of Marlborough) is a double-barrelled name, just without the hyphen (like Ralph Vaughan Williams). The first Duke had no sons, so his son-in-law was allowed to add the Churchill name to his own. The Earls Spencer (Diana's people) are a collateral line.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 16, 2021 07:44 PM (DnWKq)

408 I wouldn't object to Heather Graham-Side Note or even Just a side note Graham.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 16, 2021 07:44 PM (9YKBM)

409 It would be nice that if when you got married you both got one free reset point and could change your names to anything at all.

Posted by: banana Mega-Awsome-Kickin-Ass Dream at December 16, 2021 07:44 PM (h/pNJ)

410 Warai, Thanks, I kinda thought last names came about by being associated with a profession
Posted by: Ben Had at December 16, 2021 07:35 PM (qXkoq)

last names came about mostly due to taxation, the taxing authorities needed some way to say which Arthur has paid which tax.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 16, 2021 07:44 PM (ZMraq)

411
Leonardo da Vinci
Michel de Montaigne
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Ahab the Arab

Posted by: Ray Stevens at December 16, 2021 07:45 PM (63Dwl)

412 401 Jason Whitlock basically said she was possessed by Satan.
Posted by: r

If I were whitlck I would be anticipating a defmatin suit
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 16, 2021 07:25 PM (3J/Xz)

Filing right now.
Posted by: Satan at December 16, 2021 07:39 PM (T+/KY)

LOL!

Jason will point out that Truth is a defense against the charge.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 07:46 PM (evAgx)

413 To be fair, all surnames were basically nicknames back in the 12th century. If you didn't have one you were Stephen the Baker or Roger the Shrubber.
Posted by: Cicero

Abdul the Goat Humper
Mohammed the Sheep Shagger

Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2021 07:46 PM (uXonU)

414 It would be nice that if when you got married you both got one free reset point and could change your names to anything at all.
Posted by: banana

Become an actor or actress.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 16, 2021 07:47 PM (uXonU)

415 410 I had no idea that Karen was a slur used by the black community against white women. I thought it was used by everyone against nagging woke "can I speak to the manager" women of any race.

I guess that's our white privilege rearing its ugly head again.

Posted by: bluebell at December 16, 2021 07:41 PM (wyw4S)

It started as "Becky", then all the white folk started using that, so black folk said "shit, we need a new one", and "Karen" was born.

I can see the raw nerve about language appropriation. It must be exhausting for black entertainers to keep having to reinvent their language week to week just so they can speak distinct from the white people they hate so much. White people who go out of their way to talk like black people in order to sound more "with it" and "authentic".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:48 PM (6FeV1)

416 My nieces 8 kids' middle names are after a sister or someone in the family. Something kinda cool to carry on.

Posted by: dartist at December 16, 2021 07:48 PM (+ya+t)

417 ™

Posted by: Braenyard, in the yard at December 16, 2021 07:48 PM (xcd1u)

418 These people are insane and utterly inconsistent and deluded. Anyone who tries to make sense of it can only go "woke" to handle the cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 16, 2021 07:34 PM

Yeah, no white culture, but all the oldest universities and hospitals are European. Anything the "woke" wants to control is somehow nebulously everyone's culture.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra holiday naughtiness! at December 16, 2021 07:48 PM (/+bwe)

419 That Biden response immediately reminded me of the Harry Reid thing, too.

Posted by: Alana at December 16, 2021 07:50 PM (7iVzU)

420 Christopher- My husband and I have been married for over 33 years. and we love each other very much.

Maybe you shouldn't make blanket assumptions about people whom you don't know whose marriage you are not privy to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:51 PM (+sepi)

421 415 There must have been a hell of a lot of men in the (Black)Smith trade in Olde England, since it is one of, or the most, common last names nowadays.
Posted by: Gref at December 16, 2021 07:40 PM (AMIL/)

There are lots and lots of different smiths, not just blacksmiths. So pretty much anybody who did anything with any kind of metal was a smith of some kind.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:43 PM (6FeV1)

and over in Germany, there were even more Schmidts. Messer is "knife" so Messerschmidt is just "knife-smith."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 07:51 PM (evAgx)

422 and over in Germany, there were even more Schmidts. Messer is "knife" so Messerschmidt is just "knife-smith."
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 16, 2021 07:51 PM (evAgx)

Bunch of Fokkers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 16, 2021 07:52 PM (6FeV1)

423 It looks the least like a plane crash and the damage was so minimal. Plus, no security footage?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Where do we never fully go?

What did you expect to happen to a giant pile of cement when you hit it with a hollow aluminum tube.?

Posted by: DaveA at December 16, 2021 07:53 PM (FhXTo)

424 Christopher R Taylor

I was less than a mile away. Lots of big Bravo Fire smoke for a nothing.

I lost my across the street neighbor, Norma Khan, on that plane.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 16, 2021 07:55 PM (u82oZ)

425 if i remember right, although a messer is a "knife," it's the size and shape (approximately) of a sword, and I think the reason is legal; the town that made them weren't granted the right to make swords by the emperor (of the Austro-Hungarian Empire) or whatever, so they made "messer knives," that just happened to look and function pretty much like swords.

Posted by: ace at December 16, 2021 08:01 PM (0G13K)

426 Insanely, Race Bitch Joy Reid then inserted herself into this dispute to claim "cultural appropriation," and declare that "Karen" is a racial slur invented by black people for white women so only black people get to use it.

It is true that it's a racial slur made up by black people for white women.

Not sure I'd brag about that if I were the Queen of Racism, though.

And it's very strange that these cultural appropriation charges only go in one direction.

Weren't all the professional sports (baseball, basketball, football, hockey) invented by white people? So I guess that means any blacks - or any non-white people for that matter - playing the sports are guilty of "cultural appropriation", right? Jackie Robinson, major cultural appropriator.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 16, 2021 08:14 PM (Do5/p)

427 Weren't all the professional sports (baseball, basketball, football, hockey) invented by white people? So I guess that means any blacks - or any non-white people for that matter - playing the sports are guilty of "cultural appropriation", right? Jackie Robinson, major cultural appropriator.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 16, 2021 08:14 PM (Do5/p)
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Yep. I've thought that many times. You want to kneel before a football game? Oh, you don't have to apologize for appropriating our culture. Go ahead and have fun!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 16, 2021 08:19 PM (c+cQQ)

428 I had no idea that "Karen" was a black thang. I thought that was "Becky."

Posted by: huerfano at December 16, 2021 06:27 PM

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. [scoff] She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff] They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so... black!

Posted by: Baby Got Back at December 16, 2021 08:21 PM (Do5/p)

429 More (dudes) taking jobs from women. Poor lesbians

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 16, 2021 08:27 PM (hObqH)

430 I love you. Would you marry me?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2021 07:32 PM (WLZG7)

Mrs Boswell did not take my name when we first married. I didn't care really, we were both in our early 30's and had our own careers and assets we had accumulated up to that point.

But later, it just became a pain in the ass for her when she quit work to have children - buying a house, getting banking accounts, investing...so she changed her mind, and took my name. We've been that way ever since and very happy.

Posted by: Boswell at December 16, 2021 07:37 PM (5iUNf)

A friend of mine when she got married did some research and found that there were many things like that where it is easier to be Mrs X than some lady Y because it is the default assumption, so she put it on the form as taking it and didn't use it at work.

My mom kept my dad's name after divorce in the 60s, easier to have same name as kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 16, 2021 09:50 PM (eoQWY)

431 Little damage? A good part of the five sided wedge was burnt out from fires and fuel.

Just because the brickwork didnt collapse didnt mean there wasn't damage behind.

The trade centers looked mostly fine almost to the minute they collapsed on themselves.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 16, 2021 09:52 PM (eoQWY)

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