"President" Applesauce Brain Lies: I Was Against the War in Afghanistan "From the Very Beginning," He Says, Forgetting He Supported the War in Afghanistan in 2001, and Then Again in 2008 and Onwards When Obama Made Afghanistan His Priority

In fairness, Biden has been on all sides of most issues and furthermore, he is in the advanced stages of Alzheimer's brain death and really can't be held responsible for what his dying brain might confabulate from moment to moment.

If the press had demanded that Biden offer more during the campaign than his mere "corporeal presence," and demanded more from him than mere proof of life, maybe we would have avoided having a "president" whose body is clearly in the last months of his life and whose brain checked out years ago.

But they didn't. They decided:

"Democrats need little from the front-runner beyond his corporeal presence," Atlantic contributing writer Alex Wagner wrote on Tuesday in a piece titled "Stay Alive, Joe Biden."

And so here we are, with Biden now deciding he was always against the war in Afghanistan.

During an interview with CBS News Correspondent Rita Braver, Biden brought up Afghanistan, claiming that he opposed the war from the beginning and shifting responsibility for the disastrous withdrawal.
"Afghanistan. Well, I've been against that war in Afghanistan from the very beginning," Biden said. "We're spending $300 million a week in Afghanistan over 20 years."
...

Biden's claim to have opposed the war "from the very beginning" echoed remarks he made in a 2019 interview with the editorial board of New Hampshire's Seacoast Media Group.
"I'm the guy that – as has been pointed out repeatedly – that thought we should not be going into Afghanistan," he said at the time.

Biden did not oppose the invasion of Afghanistan, however. Then a senator from Delaware, he joined his colleagues in a unanimous vote in support of the 2001 authorization of military force against "nations, organizations, or persons" that then-President George W. Bush determined to have helped perpetrate the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.
Biden has repeatedly touted his opposition to then-President Barack Obama's "surge" of additional troops into Afghanistan when Biden was vice president in 2009. That opposition, however, does not amount to Biden having been "against that war … from the very beginning."

He also, of course, supported Obama's prosecution of the war in Afghanistan. He did not publicly break with Obama and demand a withdrawal.

Now did he?

Did he forget that Obama talked tough about "winning the War of Necessity Afghanistan" while getting out of the "War of Choice" in Iraq, and that Biden supported him, as Vice President?

Of course he forgot all that.

But all we need is his corporeal presence, right?

Say, how scared do you imagine China is of us right now?

He made these claims in defending his botched bug-out, claiming that the thirteen servicemen's deaths he caused were "inevitable."

Which they weren't. He caused this chaos and mayhem.

By the way: Where are the media " " " fact " " " checkers? I was told that Democracy Dies in Darkness and that these noble Truth Guardians were all that stood between us and the forces of ignorance, chaos, fascism, and death.

So where are they now?

Biden says losing 13 U.S. service members in Afghanistan was inevitable and unavoidable.pic.twitter.com/89tL3If74y
— Suburban Black Man 🇺🇸 (@goodblackdude) December 13, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 02:58 PM

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1 Boxed in

Posted by: rd at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (Z32m1)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

3 primero

Posted by: chango butt at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (oSX/P)

4 POTATUS sucks.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (wAnMi)

5 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (Do5/p)

6 Afghanistan was the good war...in 2008.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

7 Y

Posted by: Gggg at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (6n+wS)

8 cuarto

Posted by: chango butt at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (oSX/P)

9 GRAY!!!! We're grays, man.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Awesome! Gray boxes all the way down the page...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (YIVH2)

11 top ten

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (rahKx)

12 th

Posted by: chango butt at December 13, 2021 02:57 PM (oSX/P)

13 Of course he lied. That's what he does, continually, about pretty much everything. The only true things that have ever come out of his mouth were plagiarized from someone else's life.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 13, 2021 02:58 PM (SchxB)

14 F. Joe Biden has been wrong on every foreign policy decision in the last 40 years.

-- who said that?

Posted by: rd at December 13, 2021 02:58 PM (Z32m1)

15 Back when he drove a semi.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 13, 2021 02:59 PM (z+/FQ)

16 Well that's the wonkiest post in a while --the cut paste is broken

Posted by: Scottst at December 13, 2021 03:00 PM (4UZ0t)

17 What a useless fuck

Posted by: Doug at December 13, 2021 03:00 PM (8/lc0)

18 14 F. Joe Biden has been wrong on every foreign policy decision in the last 40 years.

-- who said that?
Posted by: rd at December 13, 2021 02:58 PM (Z32m1)

Robert Gates, one of O's SecDefs.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 13, 2021 03:00 PM (Rl7KJ)

19 Listen here, jack, I've been against Afghanistan since before it was a thing.

End quote!

Posted by: Grandpa Biden at December 13, 2021 03:00 PM (/4vtq)

20 Have I told you about Angelo, my friend who worked for Amtrak? Man, let me tell you--that guy was a helluva kisser.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2021 03:00 PM (sWM8x)

21 Whether you're a Taiwan fan who thinks they actually have democratic legitimacy, or a CCP booster who looks forward to the new hegemon, the terminal convergence of the Biden regime and their stupid attempt to silence Taiwan at the Democracy Summit cannot be reassuring.

Posted by: trev006 at December 13, 2021 03:00 PM (2usme)

22 Now fixed

Posted by: Scottst at December 13, 2021 03:01 PM (4UZ0t)

23 Back when he drove a semi.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 13, 2021 02:59 PM (z+/FQ)

Was that before or after he was a Navy SEAL tasked with taking down Osama?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 13, 2021 03:01 PM (wAnMi)

24 And the press cannot wait to report that we have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

25 Lying, backstabbing, betrayal, cowardice and graft has made Joe Biden the influential multimillionaire that he is.

Are you at all surprised he doesn't suddenly change?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2021 03:01 PM (ZMraq)

26 The Moron who said that Biden's eyes look like 2 Piss Holes in a snowbank really nailed it.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:01 PM (22DzM)

27 I was always against the War in Eurasia.

Posted by: Big Brother Biden at December 13, 2021 03:01 PM (/4vtq)

28 $300M/week is also bullshit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 13, 2021 03:01 PM (DnWKq)

29 I've always been not at war with Afghanistan.

- Pretend President Poopy Pants

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (FVME7)

30 John Durham's corporeal as well you know.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (3t7O9)

31 Did you know that Joe's former wife was killed by a truck driver who drank his lunch?

True fact, Jack.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (guGkK)

32 This Christmas, I hope I get corporeal presents.

From a Marine corporeal.

Posted by: AOC at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (z+/FQ)

33 But all we need is his corporeal presence, right?
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It was supposed to be. The Deep State would keep on ruling and the figurehead was irrelevant so long as he stayed out of the way and didn't fuck anything up by having ideas of his own.

The problem is that rule by committee doesn't work, and rule by secret committee works even less well, and rule by secret committees full of empire builders with their own networks and a fair amount of autonomy works less well still. Afghanistan really showed this problem. There was no way to fuck it up as badly as they did if anyone - that is one person - was actually in charge. I strongly suspect that you had a bunch of politburo members, each with their own networks of intelligence and authority and favor-trading, each of whom did their own thing with little if any central command.

And this is how they're running the country. A bunch of petty dictators with no accountability, unknown authority, differing and competing information - and no boss to shove everything into approximately the same direction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

34 One of the issues with being a congenital liar is that you eventually lose track of anything close to the truth. There simply is *no* reality for you anymore. You can't keep track of all of your lies so whatever you spew becomes your truth of the moment. And FJB's brain degeneration isn't helping.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (YIVH2)

35 The US has devolved into a banana republic.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (m/Gc2)

36 with this idiot as president, I am actually surprised that China has not launched a take over already.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (hV9ir)

37 This is just Biden's long standing policy of saying whatever he thinks people want to hear. Doesn't matter if it's easily disprovable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:03 PM (Y5qcH)

38 33 And this is how they're running the country. A bunch of petty dictators with no accountability, unknown authority, differing and competing information - and no boss to shove everything into approximately the same direction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

=========

No vision for what the country should be. Just competing interests across overlapping fiefdoms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

39
Stolen elections have consequences. I don't give a f___ how far the left has to go to prop this degenerate piece of shit up. They own it, lock, stock, and barrel and the cratering poll numbers prove that people are noticing.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:03 PM (dQvv7)

40 Is someone telling him to say this stuff?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2021 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

41 >>The US has devolved into a banana republic.

But we elected a half black guy. Twice.

So. We've got that going for us.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:03 PM (22DzM)

42 Was that before or after he was a Navy SEAL tasked with taking down Osama?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 13, 2021 03:01 PM (wAnMi)

No, he apparently was tasked with Doxxing SEAL team six and their families

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2021 03:03 PM (ZMraq)

43 Biden would shart ten times more than he does now if he didn't keep his head up his butt most of the time. He's putting his cranium to its best use.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (LaNzR)

44 And furthermore, I've been opposed to the Democratic Party since the very beginning. Before then, even.

Posted by: President Alzheimer at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (HmZuC)

45 with this idiot as president, I am actually surprised that China has not launched a take over already.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (hV9ir)
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What makes you think we haven't?

Posted by: Ho Chi Mama at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (DnWKq)

46 I'm running for reelection, and I'm not resigning as head of the House Democrats!

I'm going to have to be carried out of Congress in a pine box, you bastards!

Posted by: Near-Zombie Nancy Pelosi! at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (I2/tG)

47 No vision for what the country should be. Just competing interests across overlapping fiefdoms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:03 PM (LvTSG)
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I even think they have a vision - approximately - but every one of the chieftans of those overlapping fiefdoms is pretty sure he ought to be in charge of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (DU+/6)

48 Did I read that correctly, Biden is being begged to stay alive?
Stayin' alive, woo, ooo, ooo

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (eGTCV)

49 with this idiot as president, I am actually surprised that China has not launched a take over already.

What do you mean? This idiot as president is China's takeover.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (nfrXX)

50
with this idiot as president, I am actually surprised that China has not launched a take over already.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

They already took over.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (63Dwl)

51 is it really lying when you barely know what day of the week you are?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (Ynyl9)

52 Biden says losing 13 U.S. service members in Afghanistan was inevitable and unavoidable.

As long as you have a president whose brain is as leaky as a week old adult diaper, it was inevitable and unavoidable.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2021 03:05 PM (fs1hN)

53 Look at his pupils

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2021 03:05 PM (CYnTg)

54 When will Dying Brain start walking on to the Gibbs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2021 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

55 with this idiot as president, I am actually surprised that China has not launched a take over already.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (hV9ir)
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They clearly have. They get what they want, and we pay for it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:05 PM (DU+/6)

56 >> with this idiot as president, I am actually surprised that China has not launched a take over already.

You don't take over what you have already bought and paid for.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:05 PM (22DzM)

57 And this is how they're running the country. A bunch of petty dictators with no accountability, unknown authority, differing and competing information - and no boss to shove everything into approximately the same direction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
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A perfect example of how truth is stranger than fiction. I don't think there is a writer alive who could fabricate a government as disfunctional as this one.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2021 03:05 PM (YIVH2)

58 53 Look at his pupils
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2021 03:05 PM (CYnTg)

He's always squinting because his pupils are dilated from some drug.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:05 PM (Y5qcH)

59 Biden says losing 13 U.S. service members in Afghanistan was inevitable and unavoidable.

=============

I'm really looking forward to the pro-Biden ads in 2024 from "service members" who say that Biden cared for them so much more than Trump did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

60 Can this demented clown finish a fucking sentence? The combination of his lifetime of being a grifting, pathological liar with an ego the size of Antarctica combined with a brain running on 3 cylinders and bad diesel has gotten old and depressing.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (wAnMi)

61
Did I read that correctly, Biden is being begged to stay alive?
Stayin' alive, woo, ooo, ooo
Posted by: Northernlurker

I think that was written during the campaign.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (63Dwl)

62 is it really lying when you barely know what day of the week you are?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (Ynyl9)
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I know, right?

Posted by: Ho Chi Mama at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (DnWKq)

63 Saw a comment at NewNeo someone in England died on Omicron, already a Fake Vaver. Link at the Epochtimes

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (2JoB8)

64 51 is it really lying when you barely know what day of the week you are?
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You think that's tough for HIM...

Posted by: Joe Biden's Underwear at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (sWM8x)

65 "He caused this chaos and mayhem.". - ace.

Dear Mr Ace,
Please leave me out of this insaniacs destruction.

Thank you!
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (Vxu+H)

66 Yeah. His.base has much in common with Joe.

Liberalism is a brain disorder.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (n/szn)

67 Why won't that evil fuck just stroke out already.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (+PdXu)

68 I'm going to have to be carried out of Congress in a pine box, you bastards!

Piker.

Posted by: Near-Zombie Dianne Feinstein! at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (I2/tG)

69 joey is Americas lawn ornament. We shoulda gone with pink flamingos.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (r1z5A)

70 Wasn't no one killed in about two years in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (2JoB8)

71 67 Why won't that evil fuck just stroke out already.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (+PdXu)

word.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (hV9ir)

72 President poopy drawers has been wrong about everything for decades. Every issue every decision. Every value he holds he has been wrong. Alzheimer's is a blessing in his case. He will die not remembering his failure as a human. May god do him justice.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (0OmEj)

73 with this idiot as president, I am actually surprised that China has not launched a take over already.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

Didja see this?

During Joe Biden's Summit For Democracy The White House Cut Taiwan's Feed Because They Showed A Map With Taiwan And China In Different Colors

https://bit.ly/3ERZUTf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (FVME7)

74 If Joe does die he needs to be cremated on a media pyre.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (eGTCV)

75
Look at his pupils
Posted by: steevy

He's always squinting because his pupils are dilated from some drug.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

He ought to put on his aviator shades.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (63Dwl)

76 >>with this idiot as president, I am actually surprised that China has not launched a take over already.

China did far more to determine the outcome of the 2020 election than Russia did the 2016 election. Not even close.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)

77 This retard was installed by the Senate in a coup using fraudulent election results. By the world's most advanced election fraud machine.

It's real shame we have to listen to the tard lie about what he did that got our soldiers and a sailor blown up on their way out but that's what Pence and the others did to us...and A LOT MORE.

We are well down the road to Perdition.

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (U0p6D)

78 i wonder who is writing this for him. or is he actually, somehow, doing this on purpose? i mean, one would think he'd make a true statement once in awhile, even if on accident.

but to consistently, demonstratably, lie to us like this? i have to think it's on purpose and someone is just enjoying rubbing it in our faces.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 13, 2021 03:08 PM (8D42x)

79 I think that was written during the campaign.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2021 03:06 PM (63Dwl)
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Yeah. Yet the press all do the Soviet thing of "Dear Leader is strong like bull and any discussion otherwise is treason" - despite having acknowledged the reality *themselves* during the campaign.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:08 PM (DU+/6)

80 What do you mean? This idiot as president is China's takeover.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (nfrXX)

Exhibit A: Meng Wangzhou.

If there weren't enough reasons to expel Chinese nationals, the Biden regime would be Exhibit A.

Posted by: trev006 at December 13, 2021 03:08 PM (2usme)

81 Didja see this?

During Joe Biden's Summit For Democracy The White House Cut Taiwan's Feed Because They Showed A Map With Taiwan And China In Different Colors

https://bit.ly/3ERZUTf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (FVME7)

oh my. I had not. figured china has hunter biden by his short and curlies and by extension, his brain dead father,

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:08 PM (hV9ir)

82 42 ...No, he apparently was tasked with Doxxing SEAL team six and their families
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2021 03:03 PM (ZMraq)

Then in 2012-2014 they handed over the OPM Database to China and doxxed _everyone_.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 13, 2021 03:08 PM (LQsJP)

83 C'mon, man! It's the thing, you know, God bless ya, and you listen to me, Corn Pop is going down, understand?

Posted by: Auspex at December 13, 2021 03:08 PM (Xo3T0)

84 First omicrom death has been recorded in the UK That is a grim milestone and has now killed as many people as land shark attacks.

Posted by: Ripley at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (MxEKc)

85 In fairness, Biden has been on all sides of most issues and furthermore, he is in the advanced stages of Alzheimer's brain death and really can't be held responsible for what his dying brain might confabulate from moment to moment.

Fairness not needed Ace. He has been a liar since he first took office in 1883.

Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (oiNtH)

86 And this is how they're running the country. A bunch of petty dictators with no accountability, unknown authority, differing and competing information - and no boss to shove everything into approximately the same direction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

That was the issue when Chernenko ended up as the first among equals post Andropov. Typical though of late stage aristocratic couriers hiding behind a senile or idiot king on the throne.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (9hXN1)

87 77 This retard was installed by the Senate in a coup using fraudulent election results. By the world's most advanced election fraud machine.

It's real shame we have to listen to the tard lie about what he did that got our soldiers and a sailor blown up on their way out but that's what Pence and the others did to us...and A LOT MORE.

We are well down the road to Perdition.
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2021 03:07 PM (U0p6D)

This is why I have trouble acting like Putin is somehow worse than what we have.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (KbCG3)

88 What do you mean? This idiot as president is China's takeover.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (nfrXX)

Exhibit A: Meng Wangzhou.

If there weren't enough reasons to expel Chinese nationals, the Biden regime would be Exhibit A.
Posted by: trev006

Outta the Wangzhou!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (uXonU)

89 China did far more to determine the outcome of the 2020 election than Russia did the 2016 election. Not even close.
==
Sorry Jack. I gotta call B.S. Those Russian facebook ads were dynamite!!

Posted by: Political expert Frank Luntz at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (UekVE)

90 Then a senator from Delaware, he joined his colleagues in a unanimous vote in support of the 2001 authorization of military force against "nations, organizations, or persons" that then-President George W. Bush determined to have helped perpetrate the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

They gave W a blank check - which was easier than going on record for an actual Declaration of War. And W was stupid enough to accept it - because he was an idiot.

Posted by: Through the Glass at December 13, 2021 03:10 PM (f4mjo)

91
During Joe Biden's Summit For Democracy The White House Cut Taiwan's Feed Because They Showed A Map With Taiwan And China In Different Colors

China doesn't like differently colored people.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2021 03:10 PM (63Dwl)

92 Back when he drove a semi.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Was that before or after he was a Navy SEAL tasked with taking down Osama?
Posted by: clutch cargo

This was immediately following being married to Morgan Fairchild.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2021 03:10 PM (mD/uy)

93 PSA: MidwayUSA still has CCI 400 and No. 41 primers in stock. Inflated prices, but if you need them . . . .

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 03:10 PM (SH2Zi)

94 You know who will get us out of this mess?

Posted by: McConnell and McCarthy and Ronna at December 13, 2021 03:10 PM (HJQWR)

95 Western nations in Europe and the United States, Putin warned, have allowed "the aggressive deletion of whole pages of their own history, reverse discrimination against the majority in the interests of minorities ... constitute movement toward public renewal."

"It's their right, but we are asking them to steer clear of our home," he continued. "We have a different viewpoint."

Putin also discussed how liberals in the West want to eliminate what he called "traditional interpretation of such basic values," which include designations such as "mother, father, family, and the distinction between sexes."

"The proponents of new approaches go so far as they want to eliminate the whole notions of men and women, and those who dare say that men and women exist and this is a biological fact, they are all but banished," he said. "Parent number one, parent number two, or the parent that has given birth, or instead of breast milk, you say human milk. And you say all of that, so the people who are not sure of their sexual agenda are not unhappy."

Posted by: Putin- A Thug, A Murderer, and Completely Correct! at December 13, 2021 03:10 PM (I2/tG)

96 He's always squinting because his pupils are dilated from some drug.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:05 PM (Y5qcH)

To be fair, light affects old people a lot more. But yeah, he used to have blue eyes. Now, they're always black. I have no idea what sort of drugs they're feeding him. I've been saying for a while they're almost always giving him some sort of sedatives, and most of those will cause the pupils to dilate. If he wasn't being sedated, he'd be far angrier and probably going off on tirades or even taking swings at people.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 13, 2021 03:10 PM (wAnMi)

97 oh Jesus Christ, he also pulled out the "I'm the guy..." bullshit too? Those 80 million ballots have a lot of splaining to do...

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (ZZK0E)

98 "Dr." Jill being at his side so often is just weird.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (fs1hN)

99 First omicrom death has been recorded in the UK That is a grim milestone and has now killed as many people as land shark attacks.
Posted by: Ripley

You laugh, but who will protect us from land sharks?

Posted by: Karen, it's noon and I'm drunk at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (r1z5A)

100 In fairness, Biden has been on all sides of most issues and furthermore, he is in the advanced stages of Alzheimer's brain death and really can't be held responsible for what his dying brain might confabulate from moment to moment.

Fairness not needed Ace. He has been a liar since he first took office in 1883.
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (oiNtH)

That is false! My word as a Kinnock... I mean as a Biden!

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

101 Listen here Jack, Afghanistan is just like the Wilmington Public swimming pool in the 60s and those Taliban fellas are just like Cornpop and his boys. What you need is for a big, strong lifeguard to go in there with a chain and you know... do the thing!

Posted by: Old Man Biden at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (/4vtq)

102 Exhibit A: Meng Wangzhou.

If there weren't enough reasons to expel Chinese nationals, the Biden regime would be Exhibit A.
Posted by: trev006 at December 13, 2021 03:08 PM (2usme)
++++
Technically Canada is the one that finally let her go, but that whole stinking, fetid deal that resulted in the Princess of Huawei being released and repatriated to China for non-punishment and the enormous propaganda benefit of the PRC (on which they have capitalized extensively) was all Biden's DoJ and diplomacy corps.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (DU+/6)

103 74 If Joe does die he needs to be cremated on a media pyre.

Posted by: Northernlurker

That might actually work--supporters of Biden in government and media serve as the kindling for his funeral pyre.

Worked ok for the Pharaohs.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (9hXN1)

104 The Supreme Court and the Senate were supposed to be the checks and balances to preserve the government.

Now it's just a hash.

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (U0p6D)

105 At this point the bright white light that is urging him to join his ancestors in Hell must be like a 50,000 watt xenon bulb touching his iris.

Posted by: Another beautiful day in Wokistan at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (iQWEY)

106
49 with this idiot as president, I am actually surprised that China has not launched a take over already.

What do you mean? This idiot as president is China's takeover.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM (nfrXX)

Yup. And every day I'm more convinced that Xi was the one fraudulently elected prez.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (Fs5vw)

107 HELP. I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!!

Posted by: FJB's Polling Numbers at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (guGkK)

108 Maybe Joking Joe can turn to the Pentagon find some more children to bomb, then he'll have a renewed interest.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 13, 2021 03:12 PM (BPuaD)

109 104 The Supreme Court and the Senate were supposed to be the checks and balances to preserve the government.

Now it's just a hash.
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (U0p6D)

==========

I'm not even sure that Alexander Hamilton would have been okay with an unaccountable and amorphously large administrative state that operates in contradiction of orders from the duly elected president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

110 When does decency show up in the White House?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2021 03:12 PM (eGTCV)

111
I'd wish for Bidens demise... but Kamala. As bad as it is, it could be, and probably would be worse.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:13 PM (dQvv7)

112 Fairness not needed Ace. He has been a liar since he first took office in 1883.
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (oiNtH)
++++
That's an exaggeration but this isn't:
Joe Biden has been in American politics since Mr. Coffee introduced the first automatic drip coffee maker to the American market.

Yeah. Let that sink in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:13 PM (DU+/6)

113 "President" Applesauce Brain Lies: I Was Against the War in ~~Afghanistan~~ El Salvador "From the Very Beginning,"

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2021 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

114 Technically Canada is the one that finally let her go

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (DU+/6)

Trudeau had some balls to hold out as long as he did. That sounds weird, especially from me, but never scprn anyone who agrees to a boxing match.

Anyways, when the DOJ withdrew their charges, what else could Canada do? Running the case themselves without American support would be a casual belli for China.

Posted by: trev006 at December 13, 2021 03:14 PM (2usme)

115 also, it was unavoidable that the net result of Asghanistan was bringing in 82000 random people off the tarmac of an airport because that's what it means to lose a war.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 13, 2021 03:14 PM (ZZK0E)

116 You laugh, but who will protect us from land sharks?
Posted by: Karen, it's noon and I'm drunk at December 13, 2021 03:11 PM (r1z5A)
------------
Who will protect me from Alec Baldwin?

Posted by: A Land Shark at December 13, 2021 03:14 PM (DnWKq)

117 110 When does decency show up in the White House?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2021 03:12 PM (eGTCV)

Hunter Biden: "Every time I'm around, baby! See, I've named the staff below my belt 'decency'!"

Posted by: Thrawn at December 13, 2021 03:14 PM (Rl7KJ)

118 111
I'd wish for Bidens demise... but Kamala. As bad as it is, it could be, and probably would be worse.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:13 PM (dQvv7)

=========

All Biden is good for (he's no good for it, by the way) is optics and leading the political charge on administrative priorities. He's not writing any policies or anything, and he's bad at the limited role he has. In fact, he's barely used.

Kamala would be actively bad at the job. So, with her in charge, nothing would change in terms of policy but the chief spokesperson would be decidedly worse at the job, while the current one is already terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:14 PM (LvTSG)

119 First omicrom death has been recorded in the UK That is a grim milestone and has now killed as many people as land shark attacks.
Posted by: Ripley

You laugh, but who will protect us from land sharks?
Posted by: Karen

Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2021 03:15 PM (uXonU)

120 Omicron will be the mild form Covid, the majority will get it, if they don't already have natural immunity from past Covids. Life goes back to halfway normal in time for the midterm elections.

BUT Fauci/Gates et al will take credit .. "Our war to force the Jab on the dirty unvaxxed has saved the day, now we must step up our war on Global Warming and White Supremacy."

Posted by: illiniwek at December 13, 2021 03:15 PM (Cus5s)

121 First omicrom death has been recorded in the UK That is a grim milestone and has now killed as many people as land shark attacks.
==
Tornados killed more people last weekend in Ky. Are we all supposed to start living underground now?

Posted by: Well, if it saves just one life, right? at December 13, 2021 03:15 PM (60lW1)

122 Anyways, when the DOJ withdrew their charges, what else could Canada do? Running the case themselves without American support would be a casual belli for China.
Posted by: trev006 at December 13, 2021 03:14 PM (2usme)
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Maybe not that far, but there'd a real possibility of a full-blown economic war.

And we let her go. Canada's hands were largely tied. That was one of the most corrupt things in recent memory - and recent memory encompasses a *lot* of corruption.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:15 PM (DU+/6)

123 Omicron has now allegedly killed as many people as Alec Baldwin

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2021 03:15 PM (CYnTg)

124 Let it also be known, I was against the Spanish/American war.

Posted by: joey b. at December 13, 2021 03:15 PM (r1z5A)

125 Joe Biden is a legend in his own forgotten bottle of Mott's in the back of the fridge with green stuff growing around the lid.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 13, 2021 03:15 PM (+lCAk)

126 Biden and clinton are always trying to convince the anti-war base of the democratic party that they are not war mongers ;but hippie peace freaks. They voted for all these wars. By the way rand paul votes against disaster relief for other states lets see how he votes for disaster relief for kentucky.

Posted by: raimondo at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM (838Dw)

127 If there was land sharks, it would be blamed on climate change.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM (UuD2k)

128 I'm not a fan of "Applesauce Brain." Applesauce is nice, pleasant, and tastes good. President F. Joe Biden's brain is rotten, festering, and moldy. You're being too nice by calling him applesauce.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

129 We have always been at war with Afghanistasia

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM (ku5On)

130 Is it a lie if he doesn't know that his stories are random thoughts that manage to grasp onto one of his sparking synapses.

His brain consists of a pudding of bovine feces, glop thrown out of a lard rendering plant, toe jam and gelatinous septic tank gleet with a shriveled moldy turnip at its core to give it heft.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM (LaNzR)

131 for some reason I picture biden's brain like a block of swiss cheese with mold growing on it.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM (hV9ir)

132 And just think. We still aren't even a year into the junta's term.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM (Fs5vw)

133 105 At this point the bright white light that is urging him to join his ancestors in Hell must be like a 50,000 watt xenon bulb touching his iris.

Posted by: Another beautiful day in Wokistan

I see his demise more like the killer in Ghost--a dark cloud envelopes his spirit and drags him off screaming.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM (9hXN1)

134 I'm beginning to think that Joe's former wife committed suicide by truck. Maybe

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2021 03:17 PM (U0p6D)

135 I'd wish for Bidens demise... but Kamala. As bad as it is, it could be, and probably would be worse.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:13 PM (dQvv7)

I think it's subjective at that point - do you want to see a dementia patient rambling about free-form hallucinations, or a literal idiot bumbling their way through a presser while cackling every time their brain seizes? Other than that, I don't see anything changing as far as the bizzaro world policy. One thing's for sure, there's no way Joe is going to be able to read a teleprompter 365 days from now. I just wonder how weird things are going to get before they figure they'd better cut bait and move on.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 13, 2021 03:17 PM (wAnMi)

136 Related: I mentioned on the book thread that I'd read Munich by Robert Harris about Chamberlain selling out Czechoslovakia to Hitler in 1938. Now I see that Netflix has made a movie of the book to be available next month. Poor timing. It may reflect badly on Joe selling out Taiwan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 13, 2021 03:17 PM (FVME7)

137 Very possible many of fake mail votes came printed from China

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2021 03:17 PM (2JoB8)

138 yeah, land shark attacks are down, but if we don't stop globull warming this year, Sharknadoes will be worse than ever and we'll be lucky to live through them.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (Cus5s)

139 re 63: seen at the bbc website:

"At least one person in the UK has died with the Omicron coronavirus variant, the prime minister has said."

"died with", not from.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (Ynyl9)

140 How about moldering brain? I always thought "moldering" was a good word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (poMoX)

141 Tornados killed more people last weekend in Ky. Are we all supposed to start living underground now?
Posted by: Well, if it saves just one life, right?

Well, caves, cold, and hunger seem to be in our future.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (r1z5A)

142 >>I just wonder how weird things are going to get before they figure they'd better cut bait and move on.

I'm going with very.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

143 "Tornados killed more people last weekend in Ky. Are we all supposed to start living underground now?

Posted by: Well, if it saves just one life, right? "

I'm keeping the kids home locked up in the basement just in case until the govt. gets control of tornadoes.

Posted by: Ripley at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (MxEKc)

144
Let it also be known, I was against the Spanish/American war.
Posted by: joey b.

I'll bet you liked that telephone tax though.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (63Dwl)

145 Well with moldy cheese you can cut the mold off and eat what's left.

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (U0p6D)

146 By the way rand paul votes against disaster relief for other states lets see how he votes for disaster relief for kentucky.
Posted by: raimondo

Not sure I have a problem with this. If every Senator voted against relief in other states, none would ever pass. Maybe it is OK to let it slide if they vote for relief in only their own damn state. Maybe that is their job. Not sure.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (+lCAk)

147 142 >>I just wonder how weird things are going to get before they figure they'd better cut bait and move on.

I'm going with very.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

as in, Biden moons the press in the rose garden weird?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (hV9ir)

148 About 3/4 of my staff are urging me to take up skydiving. What's up with that?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (sWM8x)

149
In case anyone missed it... a farewell message from Bob Dole"

"As I make the final walk on my life's journey, I do so without fear. Because I know that I will, again, not be walking alone," Dole said in a farewell letter that was read by his daughter Robin at his funeral in Washington, D.C. on Friday. "I know that God will be walking with me," the late senator wrote. "I also confess that I'm a bit curious to learn and find if I am correct in thinking that heaven will look a lot like Kansas and to see, like others who have gone before me, if I will still be able to vote in Chicago."

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:19 PM (dQvv7)

150 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

151 TFG mark two

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:19 PM (GbPPJ)

152 112 Fairness not needed Ace. He has been a liar since he first took office in 1883.
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (oiNtH)
++++
That's an exaggeration but this isn't:
Joe Biden has been in American politics since Mr. Coffee introduced the first automatic drip coffee maker to the American market.

Yeah. Let that sink in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:13 PM (DU+/6)

Joe Biden has been in American politics since HBO first debuted on TV.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 13, 2021 03:20 PM (klPiX)

153 This needs Repeating:

It was supposed to be. The Deep State would keep on ruling and the figurehead was irrelevant so long as he stayed out of the way and didn't fuck anything up by having ideas of his own.

The problem is that rule by committee doesn't work, and rule by secret committee works even less well, and rule by secret committees full of empire builders with their own networks and a fair amount of autonomy works less well still. Afghanistan really showed this problem. There was no way to fuck it up as badly as they did if anyone - that is one person - was actually in charge. I strongly suspect that you had a bunch of politburo members, each with their own networks of intelligence and authority and favor-trading, each of whom did their own thing with little if any central command.

And this is how they're running the country. A bunch of petty dictators with no accountability, unknown authority, differing and competing information - and no boss to shove everything into approximately the same direction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

Posted by: rd at December 13, 2021 03:20 PM (Z32m1)

154 Where are the media " " " fact " " " checkers? I was told that Democracy Dies in Darkness and that these noble Truth Guardians were all that stood between us and the forces of ignorance, chaos, fascism, and death.

___________

They're waiting in line to buy themselves an original Hunter Biden artwork!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2021 03:20 PM (k4dH2)

155 Ah. This thread has taken a decidedly intellectual turn. Rainmando's here.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 13, 2021 03:20 PM (sWM8x)

156 I'm beginning to think that Joe's former wife committed suicide by truck. Maybe

Joe was already cheating on her with Jill.

Posted by: Inconvient Facts! at December 13, 2021 03:20 PM (I2/tG)

157 If there was land sharks, it would be blamed on climate change.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM

Come on man, everyone knows global warming causes Sharknados.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 13, 2021 03:20 PM (bVYXr)

158 On a business trip some years ago, I had a Chrysler 200 as a rental car. It had the worst automatic transmission I have ever encountered. It had may too many gears (something like 12) and was constantly gear-hunting and never stayed still. There was a rough transition between the upper and lower gear sets, and it crossed that threshold frequently. Within the gear sets, the action was soupy and undefined. It felt like the transmission was shifting through a bowl of oatmeal, but the oatmeal had bits of shrapnel suspended in it.

That transmission is a lot like Joe Biden's brain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:20 PM (DU+/6)

159 Its that Eastasia thing again

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 13, 2021 03:20 PM (QZ/dC)

160 I think it's subjective at that point - do you want to see a dementia patient rambling about free-form hallucinations, or a literal idiot bumbling their way through a presser while cackling every time their brain seizes? Other than that, I don't see anything changing as far as the bizzaro world policy. One thing's for sure, there's no way Joe is going to be able to read a teleprompter 365 days from now. I just wonder how weird things are going to get before they figure they'd better cut bait and move on.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 13, 2021 03:17 PM (wAnMi)

If Biden dies in office, there will be a rush of sympathetic voting in favor of whatever was placed in front of his decrepit face. Best case scenario is he exists for all four years of his term and then shuffles off.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

161 135 I'd wish for Bidens demise... but Kamala. As bad as it is, it could be, and probably would be worse.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military

I would love to see her in charge. It would be hilarious. It would set back womens/near-black women's rights by decades.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (+lCAk)

162 >>as in, Biden moons the press in the rose garden weird?

Honestly, nothing he does from here on out will surprise me. Disgust and enrage me, yes. Surprise, no.

When you drop a deuce in your pants while talking with the pope you've gonna hit rock bottom.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (ZLI7S)

163 We didn't do anything to provoke the Colossus.
And they killed and maimed and destroyed and took everything from us they touched.

Posted by: Spain at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (U0p6D)

164 Posted by: raimondo at December 13, 2021 03:16 PM (838Dw)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Speaking of Taiwan, if you think chip shortages are bad now, wait until Taiwan goes away.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (QZ/dC)

166 Omg omg omg

1 person has died ina country with 70m people!!!!

Everyone panic.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (ku5On)

167 In this case I don't think its so much forgetting as Biden just lies like normal people breathe and he says whatever the hell he thinks people will most like to hear at any given moment.

I mean he also might have forgotten because his brain is the consistency of tapioca, but he lies a lot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (KZzsI)

168 Good for Bob Dole but the dead vote in every Democrat controlled area not just Chicago

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (CYnTg)

169 Q! I mean Qanon is responsible, Ace!

Quote Tweet Breaking911 @Breaking911; Dec 12
Pres. Biden on bipartisanship: "We used to have an awful lot of that relationship & it still exists except that the QAnon & the extreme elements of the Republican Party & what Donald Trump keeps sort of -- seems to me -- feeding, you know, with the Big Lie. It makes it awful hard."

Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec; 23h
Biden has decided to blame his bad polling numbers on QAnon

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 03:21 PM (UHVv4)

170 About 3/4 of my staff are urging me to take up skydiving. What's up with that?
Posted by: Joe Biden

1, 2,...now where was I...why am I counting? That's just silly. Hey, look- nice map of the Earth.

Posted by: Joe Biden, in mid-flight at December 13, 2021 03:22 PM (8DRUP)

171 And this is how they're running the country. A bunch of petty dictators with no accountability, unknown authority, differing and competing information - and no boss to shove everything into approximately the same direction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:02 PM (DU+/6)

This would go over better with a pretty girl who wants to bash their brains in with a tire iron.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 03:22 PM (SH2Zi)

172 That clip of Joe will be on an endless loop above his cell in Hell - disgusting.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 13, 2021 03:22 PM (QZ/dC)

173 Democrats need little from the front-runner beyond his corporeal presence," Atlantic contributing writer Alex Wagner wrote on Tuesday in a piece titled "Stay Alive, Joe Biden."
---
Like I said, "a body with a grin".

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at December 13, 2021 03:22 PM (MZc8N)

174 >>I just wonder how weird things are going to get before they figure they'd better cut bait and move on.

I'm going with very.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM

Yeah...on a scale of 1 to Kafka, I'm going with Dali.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2021 03:22 PM (m+jkK)

175 You laugh, but who will protect us from land sharks?
Posted by: Karen

Alec Baldwin.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2021 03:15 PM (uXonU)
.......

Ian Ziering

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2021 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

176 Disaster relief is one of those things where integrity and consistency die because of political expediency. But the truth is the constitution does not authorize the federal government to take taxes and hand the money to other states just because they had bad things happen. Either that's true or it is not. How you FEEEEEEEL about it is utterly irrelevant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 03:23 PM (KZzsI)

177 This leggy, copper-haired girl is pretending to change a tire, but thinks the tire iron might have more productive uses:
https://is.gd/OAFv1i

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:23 PM (DU+/6)

178 Biden has decided to blame his bad polling numbers on QAnon

69% of America is "QAnon"?! Whatever you say, Joe.

Posted by: Jean-Michel Trogneux at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (8DRUP)

179 Franklin Pierce was the last Democrat who was against a war before it actually started.

Posted by: Another beautiful day in Wokistan at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (iQWEY)

180 I distinctly remember Senator Biden, the day before the Rangers parachuted into Afghanistan, on the floor of the Senate lambasting President Bush because he had not done anything to strike back at the 9-11 terrorists. As Chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, he had to have known that SF and CIA were already in Afghanistan working with the Northern Alliance and the Rangers were enroute. The SOB had to get a political hit in, and his window was closing. What a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (BMmaB)

181 I can't wait to hear Cadaver Joe, when they take him to Kentucky, refer to it as the border.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (BPuaD)

182 178 Biden has decided to blame his bad polling numbers on QAnon

69% of America is "QAnon"?! Whatever you say, Joe.
Posted by: Jean-Michel Trogneux at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (8DRUP)

=========

The only solution is to shut down all of Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

183 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 6m
BREAKING: Supreme Court refuses to block COVID-19 vaccination requirement for NY health care workers who seek religious exemption - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (UHVv4)

184 It was explosive diarrhea you insolent cur. Happens when you're lactose intolerant and eat ice cream.
He needs his ice cream. You're so mean.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (U0p6D)

185 This leggy, copper-haired girl is pretending to change a tire, but thinks the tire iron might have more productive uses:
https://is.gd/OAFv1i
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:23 PM (DU+/6)

She's hot, but LORD I can't stand the beetle.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

186
>>I just wonder how weird things are going to get before they figure they'd better cut bait and move on.

I'm going with very.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM

Yeah...on a scale of 1 to Kafka, I'm going with Dali.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2021 03:22 PM

We'd better 'watch' ourselves.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:25 PM (dQvv7)

187 This leggy, copper-haired girl is pretending to change a tire, but thinks the tire iron might have more productive uses:
https://is.gd/OAFv1i

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:23 PM (DU+/6)

And I want a pistol suppressor, and a G21 and a G40, and, and a pony, and . . . .

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 03:25 PM (SH2Zi)

188 If Hillary, the Deep State and their media handmaidens didn't do their Trump is a Russian agent scam, we could have had closer ties with Russia leading to more leverage over China.

Then there is the whole Hillary giving Russia technology with the so-called "Reset" and the sale of our uranium mining interests to Putin. So that goes against the case that Hillary is pro China.

It's probably as simple as how can this greedy pear-shaped non-entity make as money as possible, helping China or Russia or both along the way doesn't enter into her calculations. Her "Masterclass" should be on how to sell out her fellow Americans for as much money as possible.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2021 03:25 PM (fs1hN)

189 She's hot, but LORD I can't stand the beetle.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

Looks like a Citroen.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 03:25 PM (SH2Zi)

190 OT - SCOTUS just ruled NYS can mandate vaccines and they don't need to allow a religious exemption. if you don't like it, tough, fuck you.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 13, 2021 03:26 PM (4thlk)

191 183 Breaking911 @Breaking911; 6m
BREAKING: Supreme Court refuses to block COVID-19 vaccination requirement for NY health care workers who seek religious exemption - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 03:24 PM (UHVv4)

SCOTUS will never deliver a solid bloc of conservative rulings. They will always leaven one piece of good news with two pieces of bad - at best.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 13, 2021 03:26 PM (klPiX)

192 I know you Q people love to make up nicknames for me, but "President Drool Cup" is taking things a bit far, don't you think?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2021 03:26 PM (sWM8x)

193 biden blames shit on q-anon but ignores the blue anon russia hoax that beset Trump...or the blueanon grounds for impeachment...which would apply quintuply to biden

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 13, 2021 03:26 PM (ZZK0E)

194 So there you have it.
Your religious liberty takes a back seat to state imposed medical tyranny.

You know what you have to do now.

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2021 03:26 PM (U0p6D)

195 This leggy, copper-haired girl is pretending to change a tire, but thinks the tire iron might have more productive uses:
https://is.gd/OAFv1i
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:23 PM

Hold onto your lug nuts, boys!

Posted by: The Mask at December 13, 2021 03:26 PM (m+jkK)

196 A busy day and an ice cream away...

Breaking911 @Breaking911; 14h
President Biden mistakenly says the Mid-South and Midwest were hit by a hurricane.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1470266774272815111

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 03:27 PM (UHVv4)

197 Slowly, slowly catchy monkey...

@ChuckCallesto 15m

BREAKING REPORT: Multiple Hospital Groups Including [HCA Healthcare, Tenet Healthcare Corp, AdventHealh and the Cleveland Clinic] are now TOSSING COVID-19 VACCINE MANDATES to Ease Labor Shortages..

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2021 03:27 PM (1t5dY)

198 @Breaking911
President Biden mistakenly says the Mid-South and Midwest were hit by a hurricane. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 03:27 PM (UHVv4)
++++
Hurricane, tornado, wildfire, flood - whatever. It's all the same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:27 PM (DU+/6)

199 Yeah...on a scale of 1 to Kafka, I'm going with Dali.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2021 03:22 PM

We'd better 'watch' ourselves.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:25 PM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2021 03:28 PM (m+jkK)

200 What the fuck is the mid-south?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:28 PM (ZLI7S)

201 198 @Breaking911
President Biden mistakenly says the Mid-South and Midwest were hit by a hurricane. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 03:27 PM (UHVv4)
++++
Hurricane, tornado, wildfire, flood - whatever. It's all the same.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:27 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Well, yeah. Caused by the unbelievers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

202 This leggy, copper-haired girl is pretending to change a tire, but thinks the tire iron might have more productive uses:
https://is.gd/OAFv1i

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
........

Hmmm. Wonder if anybody pulled over to offer help.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2021 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

203 198 @Breaking911
President Biden mistakenly says the Mid-South and Midwest were hit by a hurricane. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 03:27 PM (UHVv4)
++++
Hurricane, tornado, wildfire, flood - whatever. It's all the same.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:27 PM (DU+/6)

Tomato, Tomahto...Tornado, tornahdo...

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (klPiX)

204 >>>69% of America is "QAnon"?! Whatever you say, Joe.

Hey, whatever they go with to deny reality works for me. Otherwise, they might actually realize their policies are shit and make changes in time for next year's congressional elections.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (HmZuC)

205 USSC solidly behind their precedent of allowing states to tyrannize via medical reasons.

They're fucked in the head. Nobody voted for that.

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (U0p6D)

206 200 What the fuck is the mid-south?
Posted by: JackStraw

Just roll with it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (nVgVp)

207 re 63: seen at the bbc website:

"At least one person in the UK has died with the Omicron coronavirus variant, the prime minister has said."

"died with", not from.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 13, 2021 03:18 PM (Ynyl9)

He would have escaped being stabbed to death by that Islamic Terrorist if he had not had to stop for his COVID Coughing fit.

Posted by: rd at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (Z32m1)

208 @ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: Multiple Hospital Groups Including [HCA Healthcare, Tenet Healthcare Corp, AdventHealh and the Cleveland Clinic] are now TOSSING COVID-19 VACCINE MANDATES to Ease Labor Shortages..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2021 03:27 PM (1t5dY)
++++
And now those employees who didn't want the shot but went and got it to keep their jobs are *really* pissed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (DU+/6)

209 As disgustingly devious as Joe Biden is, the inimitable human catastrophe that is 'doctor' Jill Biden is woefully underrated.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (sI15f)

210 What the fuck is the mid-south?
---
Mostly Bulgarians.

Posted by: John Foster Dulles-Freeman at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (sWM8x)

211 President Biden will shit his pants when he sees these approval numbers.

Posted by: Business casual Mondays at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (iQWEY)

212 "Look, Fat, your IQ is way too low to know the correct meanings of the words, "'against," "war," "Afghanistan," and "beginning!" Get your head out of your fat ass and wise-up before you try to tell me I have not been against war in Afghanistan since before that guy Allahu Afghan, er, uh, that guy Afghan Akbar founded Afghanistan!"

- Joe "IQ" Biden

Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (AMIL/)

213 The Democrats in general supported the WoT.

Their 2002 campaign was essentially "we agree with everything Bush says on foreign policy, but we support abortion!"

They expected to win in 2002 and lost badly - but even by 2004 didn't coalesce around opposition to the WoT. Kerry couldn't make up his mind and gave alternating answers depending on the latest polling.

Then after 2004 they took a hard turn against the war. But...it was *always* political. As Ace pointed out they claimed to support the war in 'Stan and oppose the one in Iraq until they lost the war in 'Stan and now they always opposed that too apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (ESjRY)

214 What the fuck is the mid-south?

Arkantucky, home of his latest grandchild.

Posted by: Jean-Michel Trogneux at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (1fg6a)

215 OT - SCOTUS just ruled NYS can mandate vaccines and they don't need to allow a religious exemption. if you don't like it, tough, fuck you.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 13, 2021 03:26 PM (4thlk)

For the love of every fuck that has been, is, or will ever be, SCOTUS granting or declining an injunction IS NOT A MATERNAL FORNICATING RULING ON THE MERITS ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

Here's the order. It's declining an injunction. That's all it is.

https://tinyurl.com/yckpt2x8

(It only references Sotomayor because the circuits are split between the Justices and this is in her set of circuits)

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)

216 "About 3/4 of my staff are urging me to take up skydiving. What's up with that?
Posted by: Joe Biden"

I was watching a documentary recently about adventure skiers doing incredible runs on remote mountains doing death defying runs on near vertical drops. As incredible as that was, they even manage to put in a new twist: Coming to a cliff and parachuting off of it, without even slowing down with flip or two thrown in just for the additional thrill.

That is what Biden should be encouraged to do.

Posted by: Ripley at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (MxEKc)

217 I meant Pakistan. You know those people all look alike.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at December 13, 2021 03:31 PM (FJYfm)

218 Oh and I still remember the feminist left demanding that President Bush invade 'Stan because they were Muslim nutters prior to 9/11.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:31 PM (ESjRY)

219 215 For the love of every fuck that has been, is, or will ever be, SCOTUS granting or declining an injunction IS NOT A MATERNAL FORNICATING RULING ON THE MERITS ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

Here's the order. It's declining an injunction. That's all it is.

https://tinyurl.com/yckpt2x8

(It only references Sotomayor because the circuits are split between the Justices and this is in her set of circuits)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)

=========

So...SCOTUS has imposed mandates on everybody, even the dead? I think that's what I'm gathering from the panic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

220 Wait, SCOTUS made a fornicating rule?!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:32 PM (Y5qcH)

221 Slowly, slowly catchy monkey...

@ChuckCallesto 15m

BREAKING REPORT: Multiple Hospital Groups Including [HCA Healthcare, Tenet Healthcare Corp, AdventHealh and the Cleveland Clinic] are now TOSSING COVID-19 VACCINE MANDATES to Ease Labor Shortages..
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Until the Supreme Court over rules the 5th and 6th Circuit and re-instates Joetato's authority to impose them.

Just wait, it will happen.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 13, 2021 03:32 PM (vcOmj)

222
Actually, between a hurricane and a tornado, I'll take the hurricane. Any day of the week.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:32 PM (dQvv7)

223 Wait, SCOTUS made a fornicating rule?!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:32 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
Yes. Participation is mandatory. Get in line and I'll get to you in the order in which you were received.

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (DU+/6)

224 For the love of every fuck that has been, is, or will ever be, SCOTUS granting or declining an injunction IS NOT A MATERNAL FORNICATING RULING ON THE MERITS ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

Posted by:

You're cute when you're angry.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

225 A shot so safe and effective that...we have a labor shortage in the healthcare industry because doctors and nurses don't want to take it and are willing to be fired if necessary.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (ESjRY)

226 Watch out for hurricanadoes. They are the worst.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (CYnTg)

227 224 For the love of every fuck that has been, is, or will ever be, SCOTUS granting or declining an injunction IS NOT A MATERNAL FORNICATING RULING ON THE MERITS ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

Posted by:

You're cute when you're angry.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

It's the bouncing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (LvTSG)

228 And now those employees who didn't want the shot but went and got it to keep their jobs are *really* pissed.
--
You Fcuked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Your progressive health care leaders at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (MZc8N)

229 220 Wait, SCOTUS made a fornicating rule?!
---
Oh shit, I hope I don't draw Sotomayor.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (sWM8x)

230 >>Actually, between a hurricane and a tornado, I'll take the hurricane. Any day of the week.

Not sure it makes all that much difference.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM (ZLI7S)

231 What the fuck is the mid-south?
-------------------------------------------
Hurricane Alley, Jack.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM (UHVv4)

232 Joeeeeey....

Come out to plaaaay.

I'm waiting.

Posted by: Lincoln Catafalque at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM (+lCAk)

233 Where do I go to get unvaccinated now that is not required?

Posted by: Just a bloke at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM (iQWEY)

234 Wait, SCOTUS made a fornicating rule?!
---
Oh shit, I hope I don't draw Sotomayor.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (sWM8x)

You don't wait Kagan, either. I think that comes with a "surprise."

Posted by: Wally at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM (FJYfm)

235 150 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2021 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

-------
I was never sure how to take that lyric's meaning. I've settled on that he's married and she's given him a lot of errands to run, therefore, no time to talk.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM (fs1hN)

236 Sometimes, hurricanes cause tornados. So you get both. But yes, hurricanes are better because you get a few days warning and can out run them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM (Y5qcH)

237 I distinctly remember Senator Biden, the day before the Rangers parachuted into Afghanistan, on the floor of the Senate lambasting President Bush because he had not done anything to strike back at the 9-11 terrorists. As Chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee, he had to have known that SF and CIA were already in Afghanistan working with the Northern Alliance and the Rangers were enroute. The SOB had to get a political hit in, and his window was closing. What a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Hey, that's our dimbulb, incompetent meat head President you're talking about here. I don't know about the rest of you, but if Caesar NoR is going to call that worthless piece of phony shit Biden a "nasty piece of work".....well, I bet Clarence Thomas will agree.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM (vcOmj)

238
Until the Supreme Court over rules the 5th and 6th Circuit and re-instates Joetato's authority to impose them.

They've got the national socialist 3, and can make Epstein Island Roberts rule however they want.

I guess the guess is can they browbeat Kavanaugh or bribe Catholic Barbie again?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (ESjRY)

239 And now those employees who didn't want the shot but went and got it to keep their jobs are *really* pissed.

------------------

Pissed at whom? The other side who did all the heavy lifting in refusing to get? The companies that made them get it and are now backing off? Themselves for being weak and compliant?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (sX1BW)

240 Biden, even at peak performance, still comes off as a guy trying to sell me Hillshire Farms sausage products.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (/FtdR)

241 So...SCOTUS has imposed mandates on everybody, even the dead? I think that's what I'm gathering from the panic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

obviously.gif

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (GbPPJ)

242 @Joe Mannix, TJM, and others: who is actually running things bears its own thread. There is clearly a committee that leads the Revolution, loosely affiliated with the Obama wing that is one of their front groups. But they wanted Biden to lose, so there would be four more years of the hated Trump to use as a foil to escalate the violence.

Against their wishes, the regular Democrats stole the election and installed Biden as President. Who is running the regular Democrats is a very open question, and what their relationship to the Revolution is is another open question. I don't think anyone is running anything; it's all semi-independent fiefdoms working in mutual back-scratching alliances of convenience.

The odd thing is that we as a nation need the regular Democrats to prevail over the Revolution. Mensheviks and Bolsheviks, if you prefer, but our Mensheviks are a corrupt and self-dealing coalition of interest groups with no coherent ideology beside feeding at the trough. Yet we need them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (BMmaB)

243 226 Watch out for hurricanadoes. They are the worst.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (CYnTg)

is this like sharknadoes?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (hV9ir)

244 240 Biden, even at peak performance, still comes off as a guy trying to sell me Hillshire Farms sausage products.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (/FtdR)

Eat that whole sausage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (Y5qcH)

245 Pissed at whom? The other side who did all the heavy lifting in refusing to get? The companies that made them get it and are now backing off? Themselves for being weak and compliant?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (sX1BW)
++++
The company and themselves. Not great for productivity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (DU+/6)

246 Where do I go to get unvaccinated now that is not required?

Don't worry I got it covered. Is Feb 12th good for you?

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (ESjRY)

247 The problem with all of Putin's supposedly anti-western-bolshevik's speeches and whatnot is that he's one of the primary guys who actually funded a communist revolution here in this hemisphere, and took a country of 30 million people from freedom to slavery over the course of 1997-2008.

He's enjoying pretending to be an anti-bolshevik freedom fighter at the same time the Bidens are pretending to be Cold Warriors, after all the people they've sold out from Saigon to Kabul over the decades.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 13, 2021 03:36 PM (LQsJP)

248 Until the Supreme Court over rules the 5th and 6th Circuit and re-instates Joetato's authority to impose them.

Just wait, it will happen.
==
It could. Its just as likely that congress could pass a law requiring it.

Its clown world. There's literally nothing that isn't on the table. Its all possible. If you can imagine it, we can't rule it out as impossible.

Posted by: current reality is far more horrifying than you are capable of imagining at December 13, 2021 03:36 PM (vBqw/)

249 We really need someone to start talking about arresting corporate drones mandating the clot shot.

Will the courts back them up? Most likely no. But it puts pressure in the right direction.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:37 PM (ESjRY)

250 C'mon man, Biden says a lot of stuff.

Posted by: DaveA at December 13, 2021 03:37 PM (FhXTo)

251 229 220 Wait, SCOTUS made a fornicating rule?!
---
Oh shit, I hope I don't draw Sotomayor.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
___________

Good news! You drew Breyer.

Enjoy!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2021 03:37 PM (k4dH2)

252 The way Biden mumbles and never completes a sentence or thought allows the press to dispute whatever it was we claim he said.

He's a mush-brained genius!

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2021 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

253 What the fuck is the mid-south?

Drive north to East Virginia and take a left, drive 400 miles, and you're there.

Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2021 03:37 PM (AMIL/)

254
Not sure it makes all that much difference.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM

F6 tornado is 300 mph winds, able to lift the entire diminutive state of Rhode Island if it wanted to. Ever see a hurricane that strength?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:37 PM (dQvv7)

255 The Supreme Court's fornication rule must be carried out in Intercourse, PA.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

256 Wait, SCOTUS made a fornicating rule?!

Didn't one of the nordic countries ban pron? I'm guessing it would be about as effective...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (ESjRY)

257 Its just as likely that congress could pass a law requiring it

that likelihood is diminished due to the Senate resolution against the mandate that passed 52-48

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (DJFLF)

258 well, I bet Clarence Thomas will agree. Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 13, 2021 03:34 PM (vcOmj)

He says so, in a lot nicer words, in his movie.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (BMmaB)

259 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)

Calm down!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (Q9lwr)

260 She's hot, but LORD I can't stand the beetle.
--------
Looks like a Citroen.

Do either of those have left-hand-threaded lugs? Cuz if not, she's leaning on the wrong end of that wrench.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (nfrXX)

261 Once Biden was elected, it was sort of inevitable and unavoidable.

As the saying goes, "You buy the ticket, you take the ride." Or as everyone will be saying in 2121: You elect the decrepit, well-past-it pol who's been a punchline in American politics for 40+ years, you're going to get embarrassed internationally.

Posted by: Match Checksout at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (dYe5S)

262 The Supreme Court's fornication rule must be carried out in Intercourse, PA.

No, international law is important here - we'll make everyone go to Fucking Austria.

Posted by: Zombie RBG at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (ESjRY)

263 that likelihood is diminished due to the Senate resolution against the mandate that passed 52-48
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (DJFLF)

Okay, who wants to tell him?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (Y5qcH)

264 *sends a lovely box full of lovely things and not emus to CBD*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (GbPPJ)

265 259 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)

Calm down!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (Q9lwr)

===========

That way leads to less bouncing.

Or more.

Not sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

266 >>F6 tornado is 300 mph winds, able to lift the entire diminutive state of Rhode Island if it wanted to. Ever see a hurricane that strength?

No. But I have seen a hurricane with greater than 160 mph and a storm surge over 20 feet. You don't see a lot of storm surges with tornados but they are even more damaging than wind.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)

267 >> Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)

No need to get hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM (22DzM)

268 >>Actually, between a hurricane and a tornado, I'll take the hurricane. Any day of the week.
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Not sure it makes all that much difference.
~~~~~

Lots more time to get outta town with a hurricane.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM (0TVNF)

269 226 Watch out for hurricanadoes. They are the worst.

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2021 03:33 PM (CYnTg)

is this like sharknadoes?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (hV9ir)
.......

Yes, but without the skinny meth chick.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

270 Biden says losing 13 U.S. service members in Afghanistan was inevitable and unavoidable

*

Just bad luck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM (hsOar)

271 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM

*carefully pours All The Vodka into the USB port for AtC*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2021 03:40 PM (m+jkK)

272 Ask the people of Kentucky if they give a flying fuck which one is worse......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

273 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 03:40 PM (cSs/W)

274 No. But I have seen a hurricane with greater than 160 mph and a storm surge over 20 feet. You don't see a lot of storm surges with tornados but they are even more damaging than wind.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM (ZLI7S)

Also, a tornado will likely miss you, even if it goes through your town. A hurricane gets your whole county.

Posted by: Wally at December 13, 2021 03:40 PM (FJYfm)

275 I find it hard to believe that Hunter Biden wasn't intimately familiar with pedo Island and Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: Meat Puppet Ventriloquist at December 13, 2021 03:40 PM (iQWEY)

276 F6 tornado is 300 mph winds, able to lift the entire diminutive state of Rhode Island if it wanted to. Ever see a hurricane that strength?

Puny earthlings.

Posted by: The Great Red Spot at December 13, 2021 03:40 PM (ESjRY)

277 Okay, who wants to tell him?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM (Y5qcH)

I know it isn't a binding vote, and I'm a "she"

tyvm

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2021 03:40 PM (DJFLF)

278
is this like sharknadoes?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 13, 2021 03:35 PM (hV9ir)
.......

Yes, but without the skinny meth chick.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

How about the world's worst boob job?

- Tara Reid

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

279 Tornado comes outta nowhere with no warning and hits you.

Hurricane comes outta the gulf with endless warnings and almost never hits you.

I'll take Hurricane.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:41 PM (22DzM)

280 Biden says losing 13 U.S. service members in Afghanistan was inevitable and unavoidable
--
Just bad luck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM

Whoops!
Whoopsie!

Posted by: Pitch Meeting Guy at December 13, 2021 03:41 PM (EughT)

281 Those servicemen were all probably Nazis anyways, at least that's what the generals told me, was that Hitler was invading Kabul, and had moles inside the ranks. Good thing the righteous strike I ordered further took care of the problem

Posted by: Malarkey Jack at December 13, 2021 03:41 PM (Mle+D)

282 The Supreme Court's fornication rule must be carried out in Intercourse, PA.

No, international law is important here - we'll make everyone go to Fucking Austria.
Posted by: Zombie RBG at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM

And if they don't, do you send them to Blue Ball, PA?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2021 03:41 PM (a3Q+t)

283 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

Hunter S. Thompson is a gone now, but his gonzo wisdom lives on.

True dat.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 13, 2021 03:41 PM (vcOmj)

284 Merciful God, bring on the SMOD. Spare the country the tortured wracking convulsions of its slow inexorable death.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 13, 2021 03:41 PM (H8QX8)

285 I find it hard to believe that Hunter Biden wasn't intimately familiar with pedo Island and Jeffrey Epstein.

Nah, my pappy taught me one really important life lesson.

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your niece. Or was that daughter? Hmm...all the same right?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 13, 2021 03:41 PM (ESjRY)

286 69% of America is "QAnon"?! Whatever you say, Joe.

Hey, whatever they go with to deny reality works for me. Otherwise, they might actually realize their policies are shit and make changes in time for next year's congressional elections.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (HmZuC)

I hope somebody tells him about Pepe the frog. And that Q follows the frog. I want him to start to hallucinate about frogs. Nazi, racist juggling frog clowns in rainbow wigs. Coming to get him.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 13, 2021 03:41 PM (wAnMi)

287 >>Also, a tornado will likely miss you, even if it goes through your town. A hurricane gets your whole county.

Or if you live in the Carib your entire country.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

288 Nanzi Pelosi, speaking for the Junta, keeps raving the "Build Busted Bull" is fully paid for. Biden repeats those words too, every time they pull his string.

The CBO just estimated it will cots an extra $3 Trillion over ten years, but I bet it ends up costing lots more even than that.

Not only budget cost is involved, but also a shit ton of regulations and new social programs.

https://tinyurl.com/ks6fvwuv

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (aWoBQ)

289 This leggy, copper-haired girl is pretending to change a tire, but thinks the tire iron might have more productive uses:
https://is.gd/OAFv1i
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021
*
She's hot, but LORD I can't stand the beetle.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021

***
Looks like one of the modern Fiat 500s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (txdEq)

290 So my third attempt at homemade bagels, and I am getting closer.

I had a friend who worked in a bagel shop in HS, and I always envied him for learning that skill. Bagels are not easy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (+lCAk)

291 I know it isn't a binding vote, and I'm a "she"

tyvm
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2021 03:40 PM (DJFLF)

My mistake, I can't keep track of all this stuff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (Y5qcH)

292 Kerry couldn't make up his mind and gave alternating answers depending on the latest polling.

"I voted for the war before I voted against it."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (BMmaB)

293 USSC solidly behind their precedent of allowing states to tyrannize via medical reasons.
==
Buck vs. Bell

Power corrupts. And the longer that power is held, the longer the corruption has time to work.

I'd not count on a bunch of lawyers to set you free, generally speaking.

Posted by: just sayin at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (jQXZo)

294 282 The Supreme Court's fornication rule must be carried out in Intercourse, PA.

No, international law is important here - we'll make everyone go to Fucking Austria.
Posted by: Zombie RBG at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM

And if they don't, do you send them to Blue Ball, PA?

And ultimately end up in Climax, New York.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (z+/FQ)

295 On December 13, 2008, junk scientist Al Gore predicted the North Polar Ice Cap would be completely ice-free in five years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (yrol0)

296 Not wanting to go with Ice Cream Brain? Applesauce?

Was that poll-tested by Mr. Luntz?

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (53oGX)

297 Mid-south is those states not in South South, nor South West so must be states kinda South but not all the way South.
To a Montanan, Colorado?

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (2JoB8)

298
So...SCOTUS has imposed mandates on everybody, even the dead? I think that's what I'm gathering from the panic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Dig 'em up and tax 'em
Dig 'em up and vax 'em

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (63Dwl)

299 War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! I'm agin' it.

Posted by: President Applesauce Brain at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (4I/2K)

300 Old News: The president is responsible for hurricanes

New News: The president is not responsible for what happens to servicemen he sends into a war zone.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (ESjRY)

301 Reason why no injunction for NY State ordering the vaxx is because of Jacobson v. Mass and the later infamous Buck v. Bell are still precedents. On the religious exemption--the precedent for denying it is one of Scalia's worst decisions in Smith v. Oregon.

To get a temporary injunction, you must demonstrate that you are likely to prevail as a plaintiff as a matter of law and that you would be irreparably harmed. Scotus precedents on state police powers hold neither is true in this case.

In the case of OSHA mandates, part of that is a statutory argument that the statute goes beyond OSHA's agency powers as delegated by Congress. Court do not have to address precedents on a mandate here because OSHA has never issued such a mandate.

Easier to show that OSHA abused its emergency powers for the mandate.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (9hXN1)

302 The media keeps polishing that turd which is Joe Biden.

They are gonna wear themselves out trying to get him to shine.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (tMjLZ)

303 >>Bagels are not easy.

That's why I stick to the cheese.

Posted by: Chris Pagano at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (22DzM)

304 288 Nanzi Pelosi, speaking for the Junta, keeps raving the "Build Busted Bull" is fully paid for. Biden repeats those words too, every time they pull his string.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

As if anyone is going to hold them to account

Posted by: "if you like your doctor, you can keep.." at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (+lCAk)

305 When I watch Joe Biden speak, my brain subconsciously keeps waiting for the camera to cut away to Alex Trebek explaining that I can get affordable term life insurance that can't be turned down, regardless of age, for as little as $10 a month.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (/FtdR)

306 F6 tornado is 300 mph winds, able to lift the entire diminutive state of Rhode Island if it wanted to. Ever see a hurricane that strength?

I've had a tornado go through my front yard during Andrew, but it was night and I couldn't measure the wind speed.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (LQsJP)

307 270 Biden says losing 13 U.S. service members in Afghanistan was inevitable and unavoidable

Tell that to the Families you putrid POS

Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (TdaKq)

308
No. But I have seen a hurricane with greater than 160 mph and a storm surge over 20 feet. You don't see a lot of storm surges with tornados but they are even more damaging than wind.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:39 PM

We saw the tail end of HC Ida in early September here in Pennsylvania. Local river about 30 feet over flood. Homes flooded but still standing. *That* I was amazed by. Debris for miles but the homes somehow stayed standing. But that was a river and not the ocean being angry that day my friend.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM (dQvv7)

309 (It only references Sotomayor because the circuits are split between the Justices and this is in her set of circuits)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM

I nominate AtC for SCOTUS, if only because her set would be short circuits.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)

310 Look, if Grampa Joe said something dumb at the table during Thanksgiving you kinda giggle and smile cause old dude and that happens.

But when he's supposedly the leader of the free world, and the left spent the last 50 years claiming every Republican has brain damage and is a retard, that changes things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

311

Tell that to the Families you putrid POS
Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (TdaKq)

I don't have time. I have places to be and pants to shit.

Posted by: Spongebrain Shitpants at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

312 My mistake, I can't keep track of all this stuff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (Y5qcH)

no worries, it happens all the time.

It's the "o" at the end of the nic

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM (DJFLF)

313 "But all we need is his corporeal presence, right?"

--------

But all get is the presence of his corpse.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM (M+Lyo)

314 >USSC solidly behind their precedent of allowing states to tyrannize via medical reasons.

They're fucked in the head. Nobody voted for that.
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM (U0p6D)

That's what's been concerning me. Sure, they say that the Feds don't have the power to compel you, but the States certainly do. Woo hoo, now they lurve states rights. Just fuck your personal rights.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 03:45 PM (cSs/W)

315 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)

Calm down!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I believe the proper formulation is "calm yo' tits".

/sets out after meal mints for the Ravage and awaits his fate

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 13, 2021 03:45 PM (OUMaO)

316 I read the Wikipedia entry on Pepe the Frog and "kek". And these people really don't know when they are being trolled by 4chan. They don't have a clue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:45 PM (Y5qcH)

317 Reason why no injunction for NY State ordering the vaxx is because of Jacobson v. Mass and the later infamous Buck v. Bell are still precedents.

Can we get DeathSantis to propose sterilizing/lobotomizing illegals?

I'm guessing that would force the SC to revisit Jacobson and Buck really fast...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:45 PM (ESjRY)

318 Wait, SCOTUS made a fornicating rule?!
---
Oh shit, I hope I don't draw Sotomayor.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
___________
Good news! You drew Breyer.

Enjoy!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2021

***
I'm of Canadian extraction. I claim the Finnish PM!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 13, 2021 03:45 PM (txdEq)

319 F6 tornado is 300 mph winds, able to lift the entire diminutive state of Rhode Island if it wanted to. Ever see a hurricane that strength?

an F6 might tip over Guam

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 13, 2021 03:45 PM (M+Lyo)

320 She's hot, but LORD I can't stand the beetle.

**

The key is to understand its role in giving us the 911. It makes appreciating the bug's presence much easier.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:46 PM (hsOar)

321 On December 13, 2008, junk scientist Al Gore predicted the North Polar Ice Cap would be completely ice-free in five years.

Another DC nitwit who only got his job because of his father.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at December 13, 2021 03:46 PM (z+/FQ)

322 I nominate AtC for SCOTUS, if only because her set would be short circuits.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)

*flamethrows everyone*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:46 PM (GbPPJ)

323 Woo hoo, now they lurve states rights. Just fuck your personal rights.

I think time is on the side of the clot shot resisters here though.

Outside of maybe OR and NY are there any states that would be even tempted to try this shit now?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (ESjRY)

324 In the case of OSHA mandates, part of that is a statutory argument that the statute goes beyond OSHA's agency powers as delegated by Congress. Court do not have to address precedents on a mandate here because OSHA has never issued such a mandate.

Easier to show that OSHA abused its emergency powers for the mandate.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM

It should be a slam dunk that SCOTUS says no way to an "emergency" OSHA order that took 4 months to implement and was delayed until next year, but here we are.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (bVYXr)

325 322 I nominate AtC for SCOTUS, if only because her set would be short circuits.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)

*flamethrows everyone*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:46 PM (GbPPJ)

==========

I didn't even mention Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

326 >> She's hot, but LORD I can't stand the beetle.

They are awesome little cars. Any car you can swap the drivetrain out with only a handful of simple tools and a floor jack is a good car to start with.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (22DzM)

327 Oh shit, I hope I don't draw Sotomayor.

Or worse, Ginsberg!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (z+/FQ)

328
*flamethrows everyone*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:46 PM (GbPPJ)

Even me?

Shucks.....

*kicks rock*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Does "calm your fantastic titties" work any better long-term?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (hsOar)

330 >>>Wait, SCOTUS made a fornicating rule?!

>Justice Sotomayor became weary from schlepping soiled bed linens to the laundry at her second job at the Capitol Arms Motel.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (BPuaD)

331 Unvaxxed gender-denying white supremacists caused the Kentucky hurricane, hater.

It's science.

Posted by: Auspex at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (Xo3T0)

332 >>*flamethrows everyone*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:46 PM (GbPPJ)

That's hot.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (22DzM)

333 I didn't even mention Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

Might as well mention it since SCOTUS made it illegal to fornicate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:48 PM (Y5qcH)

334 Good thing we own scotus 6-3 eh?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 03:48 PM (ku5On)

335

They are awesome little cars. Any car you can swap the drivetrain out with only a handful of simple tools and a floor jack is a good car to start with.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (22DzM)

I don't care. It's a hideous vehicle that should be banished to the dust heap of history.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 13, 2021 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:30 PM (GbPPJ)

Calm down!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I believe the proper formulation is "calm yo' tits".

/sets out after meal mints for the Ravage and awaits his fate
Posted by: Brother Tim

Calm yo tits and make sammiches!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2021 03:48 PM (uXonU)

337 Barrett and Kavanaugh refuse to give NY Workers a religious exemption from vaccine mandate.

Great picks, Trump. I see that Barrett is a real "constitutionalist".

A giant FUCK YOU to the Federalist Society. They are part of the Swamp.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2021 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

338 The proper way to deal with an angry woman is to say

"Less bitchin, more kitchen"

Because women love poems. She'll make you a sammich in no time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

339 They are awesome little cars. Any car you can swap the drivetrain out with only a handful of simple tools and a floor jack is a good car to start with.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (22DzM)

**

When you even need to. I had a friend with one in college and I swear that car regenerated parts. It would quit, we'd walk back to the dorm, then we'd go drive it for another month with no problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:49 PM (hsOar)

340 No, go ahead and put Kamala in charge. Let them see how things are with a diversity hire. Maybe it will convince them that they need to start selecting candidates that are competent. And there won't be a lot of pretense about her being unifying.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 13, 2021 03:49 PM (5HBd1)

341 Those who think scotus will overturn Roe are daydreaming. These fuckers wont even stop a vax mandate.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 03:49 PM (ku5On)

342 I love the VW Bug, the original. Fun, simple cars with a great throwback look.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 03:49 PM (KZzsI)

343 *flamethrows everyone*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria

At least we'll be warm for the rest of our lives.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 13, 2021 03:49 PM (SchxB)

344 136 Related: I mentioned on the book thread that I'd read Munich by Robert Harris about Chamberlain selling out Czechoslovakia to Hitler in 1938. Now I see that Netflix has made a movie of the book to be available next month. Poor timing. It may reflect badly on Joe selling out Taiwan.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 13, 2021 03:17 PM

Don't forget about us! And Biden completing the sellout Obama started with us handing over our nukes in exchange for Western protection that will never materialize (and the news lies about).

Posted by: Ukraine at December 13, 2021 03:49 PM (JCZqz)

345 >>I don't care. It's a hideous vehicle that should be banished to the dust heap of history.

Obviously you have never tried rallying one through the downtown of a medium sized city after 2 am.

I stand by my assertion. The Beetle is an awesome car.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (22DzM)

346 "Less bitchin, more kitchen"

Ah, now I see how he became "a woman's man, no time to talk"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (fs1hN)

347 o. But I have seen a hurricane with greater than 160 mph and a storm surge over 20 feet. You don't see a lot of storm surges with tornados but they are even more damaging than wind.
==
Have you ever seen individual blades of grass driven into the side of an oak tree by the force of a hurricane? I saw a tornado do that. You can foolishly walk outside in a hurricane and survive it. Even a bad hurricane. A significant tornado, you are dead. Probably horribly.

Posted by: just sayin at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (RA9u/)

348 No, go ahead and put Kamala in charge. Let them see how things are with a diversity hire. Maybe it will convince them that they need to start selecting candidates that are competent. And there won't be a lot of pretense about her being unifying.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

If they didn't learn that after Obozo, there's no hope for them.

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (OUMaO)

349 >>>What the fuck is the mid-south?

*from the top rope with an elbow to the forehead*

Posted by: Junkyard Dog at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (SH2Zi)

350 Also I would make a dune buggy in a heartbeat if I ever found a decent donor car.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (hsOar)

351 You mean like WA state where we are now domestic terrorists? No idea what kind of crap Inslee plans to try next.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 13, 2021 03:51 PM (5HBd1)

352 I stand by my assertion. The Beetle is an awesome car.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (22DzM)

I had a 56 with the small window many moons ago

Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2021 03:51 PM (TdaKq)

353 It's the "o" at the end of the nic
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM

I've heard all the cool people put an x instead of o or a these days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2021 03:51 PM (a3Q+t)

354 "*flamethrows everyone*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria"

*puts beer on head*

"Anyone else feel that?"

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2021 03:51 PM (VpIIl)

355 Hurricanes vs. Tornados....

Having been through both the adrenaline rush is unpleasant, given the circumstances.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 13, 2021 03:52 PM (BFigT)

356 >>*flamethrows everyone*
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:46 PM (GbPPJ)

That's hot.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:47 PM (22DzM)

Doc, I got this burning sensation, right above my right ankle.

Posted by: Junkyard Dog at December 13, 2021 03:52 PM (SH2Zi)

357 Perhaps DeathSantis should revise his plans to send illegals to MV/DE and send them to NYC, and in turn offer sanctuary to clot shot resisters from NYC?

Of course illegals aren't required to get the clot shot so...that will be fun.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:52 PM (ESjRY)

358 re: kamala or biden or whoever.

the donks march in lockstep, does it matter if any one of the dnc's 2020 field was president right now?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 13, 2021 03:52 PM (ZZK0E)

359 Can we get DeathSantis to propose sterilizing/lobotomizing illegals?

I'm guessing that would force the SC to revisit Jacobson and Buck really fast...

Posted by: 18-1

Part of this is tied up by the decision about the Mississippi and Texas abortion laws. Sterilizing and lobotomy would immediately qualify for irreparable harm--the question about law would be whether Buck would apply in the case--a lobotomy would be distinguished as no go by distinguishing without over ruling, Sterilizing probably would fall under Roe by lower courts citing the privacy decision to bear or not bear children as partially overruling Buck. That would still leave you with Jacobson on the vaxx.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 03:52 PM (9hXN1)

360 The Supreme Court's fornication rule must be carried out in Intercourse, PA.
Posted by: Sponge
------------------------------
Citing a foreign court based on a case heard in Dildo, Newfoundland.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 03:52 PM (UHVv4)

361 Also I would make a dune buggy in a heartbeat if I ever found a decent donor car.

With all the parts in the aftermarket you can probably build one from scratch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 13, 2021 03:52 PM (SchxB)

362 Major customer in proof-of-concept on my company's product: "no offense, but this is kindergarten-level stuff that your product doesn't do. My operations team is going to laugh at me if I bring them this."

Ouch. I'm glad I'm not the sales guy right now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:52 PM (DU+/6)

363 What the fuck is the mid-south?

Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, southern Illinois.

Deep South = Gulf Coast States.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (uXonU)

364 I stand by my assertion. The Beetle is an awesome car.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (22DzM)

I had a 56 with the small window many moons ago
Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2021

***
I rode in a '60s model once. My God, it was noisy. And that short wheelbase is not good on rough surfaces.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (txdEq)

365 I'm gonna go on the side of the people who think both Hurricanes and Tornados are deadly and awful. I want no part of either one. I've lived through a flood and a windstorm that tore up the town pretty bad, I don't want to live through anything more powerful than those.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (KZzsI)

366 >>Have you ever seen individual blades of grass driven into the side of an oak tree by the force of a hurricane? I saw a tornado do that. You can foolishly walk outside in a hurricane and survive it. Even a bad hurricane. A significant tornado, you are dead. Probably horribly.

Over 1800 people died in Katrina. Everyone knew it was coming. Lots of people thought they could just walk outside.

And that was in the Gulf not the ocean.

When you get to the extremes of either and you are in the path it's just picking which way you want to die.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

367 I stand by my assertion. The Beetle is an awesome car.
---
Which hitler promised to deliver to every German who filled up his coupon book with stamps bought from the government. He never delivered a one to a german citizen. Used the money to fund the war machine. That's right, he ripped off his entire country in a grift, for years, before he did even worse.

Epic shitbag.

Posted by: just when you thought you'd seen it all at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (O8ucO)

368 I hope Heels Up Harris becomes president for about 6 months and then is gone for ...whatever reason. I am soooo anxious for all of the "historic first woman president" crap to be in the past.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

369 've heard all the cool people put an x instead of o or a these days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2021 03:51 PM (a3Q+t)

Got it!

Posted by: kallistx at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (DJFLF)

370 I stand by my assertion. The Beetle is an awesome car.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (22DzM)

25 MPG and *now* about a $10 oil change. They are timeless.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (SH2Zi)

371 >>I had a 56 with the small window many moons ago

An Oval window w/ semiphores?

Tell me it had semiphores.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (22DzM)

372 The Supreme Court is such a disappointment. Not at all what the Founding Fathers intended.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (sI15f)

373 That would still leave you with Jacobson on the vaxx.

He could also jab the illegals before sending them to MV.

We really need politicians on our side to learn to play this game (though DeSantis seems to be learning fast)

Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (ESjRY)

374 353 It's the "o" at the end of the nic
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2021 03:44 PM

I've heard all the cool people put an x instead of o or a these days.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2021 03:51 PM

That's cultural appropriation from the Latinx community! Reeee!!

Posted by: White Suburban Wine-moms at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (JCZqz)

375 I can't wait to see what SCOTUS has in store for us with their 2A ruling in the spring. Maybe Barrett and Kavanaugh can call the 2A a "suggestion".

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2021 03:54 PM (VpIIl)

376 With all the parts in the aftermarket you can probably build one from scratch.

**

Interestingly, that's one of the reasons I'm watching for an old 2002. BMW maintains an entire catalog of replacement parts. You could conceivably order an entire new car from them and assemble it Johnny Cash style. It would cost a half million dollars or so, but it could be done.

I sort of like the idea of having a classic car that still has factory support.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:54 PM (hsOar)

377
An Oval window w/ semiphores?

Tell me it had semiphores.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (22DzM)

No.. It had the oval window though

Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2021 03:54 PM (TdaKq)

378 *offers the Empress Tim-bits and a Snickers*

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2021 03:54 PM (LYLbl)

379 hurricano is the original Spanish for Hurricane.

I don't know if it is from Spanish or adopted from Taino.

Tornado is also Spanish and probably comes from "turning"
A "tornillo" is a screw but I think Tornado was adopted before tornillo

Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2021 03:54 PM (ZMraq)

380 You mean like WA state where we are now domestic terrorists? No idea what kind of crap Inslee plans to try next.

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you see left is uniting us, not dividing us, by placing half the country on terror watchlists. And if you're unlucky enough to be in Portland or DC, you'll get to go to one of their mostly peaceful, dissident gulags.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 13, 2021 03:54 PM (ZZK0E)

381 Have you ever seen individual blades of grass driven into the side of an oak tree by the force of a hurricane? I saw a tornado do that. You can foolishly walk outside in a hurricane and survive it. Even a bad hurricane. A significant tornado, you are dead. Probably horribly.
*
Over 1800 people died in Katrina. Everyone knew it was coming. Lots of people thought they could just walk outside.

And that was in the Gulf not the ocean.

When you get to the extremes of either and you are in the path it's just picking which way you want to die.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021

***
I would prefer to live away from either one, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (txdEq)

382
It should be a slam dunk that SCOTUS says no way to an "emergency" OSHA order that took 4 months to implement and was delayed until next year, but here we are.
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The China flu also isn't a work-related condition, which is what the OSHA rule they're using is supposed to cover. There are so many, many things wrong with the illegal Biden mandates that it's hard to know which one to pick.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (k4dH2)

383 Joey Biden has been on so many sides, he's a polygon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (LYLbl)

384 I hope Heels Up Harris becomes president for about 6 months and then is gone for ...whatever reason. I am soooo anxious for all of the "historic first woman president" crap to be in the past.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

My guess is that she'll get about six months as President before the midterms and the fallout from anger towards the Dems leaves her a lame duck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (wmDcS)

385 " I stand by my assertion. The Beetle is an awesome car.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:50 PM (22DzM)"

I thought gay people had moved on to the Mini Cooper?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (VpIIl)

386 The Supreme Court's fornication rule must be carried out in Intercourse, PA.
Posted by: Sponge

You take the Hershey Highway to get there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (ePU0w)

387 In fairness, Biden has been on all sides of most issues and furthermore, he is in the advanced stages of Alzheimer's brain death
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Brain cells winking out like campfires.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (VnqPw)

388 The prices of refurbished VW vans are ridiculous.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (HaNEn)

389 I rode in a '60s model once. My God, it was noisy. And that short wheelbase is not good on rough surfaces.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (txdEq)

Was it the Beetle or the Mini that didn't have springs? I think it was the Mini, it just had little rubber cones instead of springs. I think the Beetle had torsion bars, like the Porsches.

Old tech from horse drawn carriages, but they made it work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (Y5qcH)

390 Easier to show that OSHA abused its emergency powers for the mandate.
Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (9hXN1)

Yeah - many state governors have explicit or implied emergency powers over their 'subjects' written into their state's constitution or laws and SCOTUS doesn't get down into state matters when it clearly isn't a federal or national issue. This ability to endless exploit emergency powers to torture your state citizens needs to be won in the state supreme court.

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2021 03:56 PM (5iUNf)

391 I'm very confused about these jab mandate rulings.

There's an injunction against hospitals across the nation mandating the jab, but in NYS refuseniks can't get a religious exemption?

what the actual bleep is occurring?

Posted by: kallistx at December 13, 2021 03:56 PM (DJFLF)

392 It should be a slam dunk that SCOTUS says no way to an "emergency" OSHA order that took 4 months to implement and was delayed until next year, but here we are.

Posted by: Mister Scot

Difference is that Scotus can simply not hear appeals to OSHA letting the lower court decisions stand. But that also means that regarding state powers which are a different matter under precedent, a circuit declaring that Jacobson is good precedent and thus the NYS state vaxx mandate stands also remains in force.

Court, to some degree, is playing chicken here with the legislators telling them they will not save states from playing politics with people's lives. Part of that is deference to states via the 10th Amendment. If states can prohibit abortion, then they can make you take a vaxx.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 03:56 PM (9hXN1)

393 Yeah, attorneys can come up with any kind of bullshit justification for any kind of government tyranny. It's a tax, not ripe, latches, whatever.

Doesn't make it any less tyrannical.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 03:56 PM (cSs/W)

394 Over 1800 people died in Katrina. Everyone knew it was coming. Lots of people thought they could just walk outside.

**

Neil Boortz had the best idea for that.

Send everyone in Section 8 an official "you've won $500 in the lottery, come to Ohio to claim it on this date" letter.

All those people with no way out of the city would've been in Ohio on that date.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:56 PM (hsOar)

395 The prices of refurbished VW vans are ridiculous.

--0

chad from living the van life is responsible for that. I want one too.

the problem with bug is, sure, there's 40 million of them around for spare parts, but they're all rusted out spare parts by now. or museum pieces.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (ZZK0E)

396 This ability to endless exploit emergency powers to torture your state citizens needs to be won in the state supreme court.

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2021 03:56 PM (5iUNf)

Or what we did in PA - change the state constitution to limit tyrant's power

Posted by: kallistx at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (DJFLF)

397 >>An Oval window w/ semiphores?

>>Tell me it had semiphores.

I went to high school with a kid who had a beetle with semaphores.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

398 386 The Supreme Court's fornication rule must be carried out in Intercourse, PA.
Posted by: Sponge

You take the Hershey Highway to get there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2021 03:55 PM (ePU0w)
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As a graduate of Ball State, I'd prefer to be out in Lake Titicaca myself.

Posted by: Augustine at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (BDZWU)

399
I've had a tornado go through my front yard during Andrew, but it was night and I couldn't measure the wind speed.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 13, 2021 03:43 PM (LQsJP)

Andrew was a super tight little Cat 5 but the spun off tornadoes were nasty, estimated F5. I guess what I'm saying, in my relatively safe area of Pa, is I have more to fear from a tornado then a hurricane. The only nightmare scenario is a hurricane coming up the Chesapeake Bay. But at 300 foot elevation, I think I'll be fine.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (dQvv7)

400 "Afghanistan. Well, I've been against that war in Afghanistan from the very beginning," Biden said.
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Maybe it was something Neil Kinnock said.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (VnqPw)

401 Thank you, AP.

*noms*

The rest of you are still in trouble.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (GbPPJ)

402 Even when we win we lose with scotus.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (ku5On)

403 Yeah VW vans have gone through the roof. And while I like the beetle, a ride in one of those things is a frightening experience. especially in the front seat.

Youre basically leaning over the road, moving at 55 on the freeway (downhill, with it floored and a tailwind) and all that's between you and the pavement is the thickness of a flattened soupcan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

404 I even think they have a vision - approximately - but every one of the chieftans of those overlapping fiefdoms is pretty sure he ought to be in charge of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:04 PM

Do any of them realize they are all nothing more than puppets in the plan for "The Great Reset"? They are simply in their positions to oversee the decline and fall of the United States of America. They are "in charge" of nothing other than takings orders from the elitists.

It's basically like the short-lived TV series "Colony" with Josh Holloway. Humans "in charge" were simply in their positions to follow the orders of the aliens.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (Do5/p)

405 hurricano is the original Spanish for Hurricane.

I don't know if it is from Spanish or adopted from Taino.

Tornado is also Spanish and probably comes from "turning"
A "tornillo" is a screw but I think Tornado was adopted before tornillo
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2021

***
In one of his novels John D. Macdonald referred to the original word as "hurakan" with an accent over the last syllable. To the Spanish explorers who survived their first hurricane, no doubt the term they preferred was the Spanish for "What the f*k was that???" or "Why the f*k did I ever leave Spain???"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 13, 2021 03:58 PM (txdEq)

406
Biden is going to vapor-lock at some point in the near future. Kamala Harris will replace him and she will be kept under tight control. It won't matter to the real authority in the Executive Branch that she's a low IQ embarrassment, just like it doesn't matter that Biden is that right now. I suspect the apparent campaign to embarrass her is not intended to lay the groundwork to get rid of her, but to weaken her to make her easier to control, short term. I think the plan is that in 2024, elections won't matter.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 13, 2021 03:58 PM (mS2Qs)

407 401 Thank you, AP.

*noms*

The rest of you are still in trouble.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (GbPPJ)

=========

*loses sense of humor*
This is group guilt for things that I, as an individual, did not do. You are a communist.
*regains sense of humor*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

408 I hope Heels Up Harris becomes president for about 6 months and then is gone for ...whatever reason. I am soooo anxious for all of the "historic first woman president" crap to be in the past.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2021 03:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

The only reason the Democrats are obsessed with Historical Firsts and identity politics is that having a diversity hire as your Figurehead inoculates the PARTY from criticism. After all, if you disagree with a black, you're racist; a woman, you're sexist; a queer, you're homophobic.
So the PARTY gets their agenda through because most people don't like being called names.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2021 03:59 PM (mR6Gs)

409 The prices of refurbished VW vans are ridiculous.
Posted by: Just a side note

Look up the comedian, Gabriel Iglesias + vw collection. A 3 million dollar volkswagon bus collection.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2021 03:59 PM (uXonU)

410 Or what we did in PA - change the state constitution to limit tyrant's power
Posted by: kallistx at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (DJFLF)

Exactly!

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2021 03:59 PM (5iUNf)

411 Nood.

Posted by: flounder at December 13, 2021 03:59 PM (SH2Zi)

412 >>Youre basically leaning over the road, moving at 55 on the freeway (downhill, with it floored and a tailwind) and all that's between you and the pavement is the thickness of a flattened soupcan.

I tooled around the country in a 65 for a few years.

Tons of fun. Everyone is happy to see that thing roll up.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2021 03:59 PM (22DzM)

413 Was it the Beetle or the Mini that didn't have springs? I think it was the Mini, it just had little rubber cones instead of springs. I think the Beetle had torsion bars, like the Porsches.

Yeah that was the Mini, weird little system. Seemed to work okay but odd to work on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

414 Volkswagen > Trabant > Lada > Dacia > Yugo

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 13, 2021 03:59 PM (fs1hN)

415 394 Over 1800 people died in Katrina. Everyone knew it was coming. Lots of people thought they could just walk outside.

**

Neil Boortz had the best idea for that.

Send everyone in Section 8 an official "you've won $500 in the lottery, come to Ohio to claim it on this date" letter.

All those people with no way out of the city would've been in Ohio on that date.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:56 PM (hsOar)
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"Hey! Don't do that!" - Chuck Darwin

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2021 03:59 PM (auq4b)

416 "The rest of you are still in trouble.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 03:57 PM (GbPPJ) "

You forgot to say "a little".

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2021 04:00 PM (VpIIl)

417
*loses sense of humor*
This is group guilt for things that I, as an individual, did not do. You are a communist.
*regains sense of humor*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 13, 2021 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

Prometheus.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 13, 2021 04:00 PM (GbPPJ)

418 Abolish the SCROTUM.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2021 04:00 PM (tMjLZ)

419 390

They forced states to desegregate. How is this any different?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 13, 2021 04:00 PM (ku5On)

420 >>I tooled around the country in a 65 for a few years.

>>Tons of fun. Everyone is happy to see that thing roll up.

I bet that changed when they saw who was driving it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2021 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

421 >You mean like WA state where we are now domestic terrorists? No idea what kind of crap Inslee plans to try next.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 13, 2021 03:51 PM (5HBd1)

Because our governor has to be in the cool kids clique, I expect Kate Brown to make an identical announcement soon.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 13, 2021 04:00 PM (cSs/W)

422 I'm very confused about these jab mandate rulings.

There's an injunction against hospitals across the nation mandating the jab, but in NYS refuseniks can't get a religious exemption?
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State law applicable to State vs. Federal Executive order trying to do something that the executive can't do. The state has more power than Feds on health and safety. So if you live in a blue state, your gov can screw you. In a red state, he could screw you too, but re election would be a thorny issue. Also, a gov has to deal with the fact that hospitals can't staff if they fire even 10% of their work force. They don't have a lot of extra bodies. So they have to cut services. People die. But that feeds the narrative, which a Blue state gov is okay with.

Posted by: just when you thought you'd seen it all at December 13, 2021 04:00 PM (jQXZo)

423 Andrew was a super tight little Cat 5 but the spun off tornadoes were nasty, estimated F5. I guess what I'm saying, in my relatively safe area of Pa, is I have more to fear from a tornado then a hurricane. The only nightmare scenario is a hurricane coming up the Chesapeake Bay. But at 300 foot elevation, I think I'll be fine.

Somewhere across the Atlantic, the forgotten deity of the La Palma volcano smiles an evil little smile...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 13, 2021 04:00 PM (SchxB)

424 Tornado is also Spanish and probably comes from "turning"
A "tornillo" is a screw but I think Tornado was adopted before tornillo
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2021

Oldsmobile Toronado was a helluva car

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2021 04:01 PM (mR6Gs)

425 Youre basically leaning over the road, moving at 55 on the freeway (downhill, with it floored and a tailwind) and all that's between you and the pavement is the thickness of a flattened soupcan.

**

(looks up from browsing used listings of Panteras)

What are we talking about?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 04:01 PM (hsOar)

426 391 I'm very confused about these jab mandate rulings.
There's an injunction against hospitals across the nation mandating the jab, but in NYS refuseniks can't get a religious exemption?
what the actual bleep is occurring? Posted by: kallistx

Kallistx, states have what are called police powers to regulate for the health, safety, and welfare of its citizens. The federal government only has those powers when interstate commerce is involved or crossing national borders.

The injunctions against federal contractor mandates, medicare provider mandates, and overall employer mandates comes from the idea that vaxx is not commerce and so the federal government agencies certainly do not have that power (leaving open the question whether Congress does)

Under past precedents, Jacobson v. Mass, states have the police power to make a citizen take a vaxx dose even if they already had the disease or be fined. Later decisions extended that to even include sterilization (see Buck v. Bell). That is because the states can act, under reserved powers via the 10th amendment, to protect the safety, welfare, and health of its citizens under the police powers doctrine.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 04:01 PM (9hXN1)

427 I agree that the VW Van just says fun, it says "lets all pile in and go to the beach!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

428 If states can prohibit abortion, then they can make you take a vaxx.

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Why is that? Governments are instituted among men to protect liberty. It isn't if the state has the power - which they do not in the vaccine case. It should be looked upon as a liberty question, not a power question.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 13, 2021 04:02 PM (sX1BW)

429 Volkswagon is supposedly coming out with a new van. Probably just a shell over a crossover chassis they'll charge 40,000 for and get it from nostalgic dumbasses, like the new "beetle"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 04:03 PM (KZzsI)

430 Applesauce Brain has single-handedly nullified the 25 th Amendment.
Well actually the American sinecure of the CCCP is not subject to any Amendment or law.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at December 13, 2021 04:03 PM (AITCr)

431 And now those employees who didn't want the shot but went and got it to keep their jobs are *really* pissed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2021 03:29 PM

And those who refused the shot and were fired might just be telling their former company to GFY when the company comes begging for them to come back to work.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 13, 2021 04:03 PM (Do5/p)

432 Oldsmobile Toronado was a helluva car
Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2021

***
Both the Toronado, though I never drove or even sat in one, and the late-in-life Aurora, which I did drive. Both great values. I miss Olds.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 13, 2021 04:04 PM (txdEq)

433 If states can prohibit abortion, then they can make you take a vaxx

Wrong.

Protecting human life from human predation is one of the most basic functions of a government. Giving you a shot to lessen the effect of a mostly harmless sniffles is not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 13, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

434 Interestingly, that's one of the reasons I'm watching for an old 2002. BMW maintains an entire catalog of replacement parts. You could conceivably order an entire new car from them and assemble it Johnny Cash style. It would cost a half million dollars or so, but it could be done.

I sort of like the idea of having a classic car that still has factory support.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 13, 2021 03:54 PM (hsOar)

Don't do it.

I had those dreams. I bought a 2003 320i for my son. Left him stranded a couple of times. No biggie. Would not sell it. I loved that car. Man, what a treat to drive.

That SOB got flooded in Matthew. Glad. Insurance covered all but $500 of the purchase price. Otherwise, we'd have took it in the shorts.

Get good a replacing window regulators.

Posted by: Golfman at December 13, 2021 04:04 PM (hOMhY)

435 *flamethrows everyone*
My knees! My knees!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 13, 2021 04:05 PM (UHVv4)

436 I had a friend who worked in a bagel shop in HS, and I always envied him for learning that skill. Bagels are not easy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 13, 2021 03:42 PM (+lCAk)

One of my college kids works PT in a bagel shop. Apparently, they steam them instead of toasting them. Is this a Bad Thing, akin to boiling hotdogs?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 13, 2021 04:05 PM (dfRN6)

437 Abolish the SCROTUM.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2021

***
Sorry, I'm still using mine!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 13, 2021 04:05 PM (txdEq)

438 Among the picturesque local names for them, the term hurricane (Spanish huracan), from the Atlantic area, is thought to have been fashioned from names in use by local Indian tribes.

pg. 4. The Hurricane and Its Impact. Robert H. Simpson and Herbert Riehhl. LSU Press. Baton Rouge and London. 1981.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2021 04:05 PM (LYLbl)

439 My only problem with SCOTUS is its 10th Amendment clown nose on...10th Amendment clown nose off.

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2021 04:05 PM (5iUNf)

440 Police powers are not all encompassing. Police powers should be limited and not broad. Emergency powers should be extremely short in durations and due to actual emergencies. We have stretched all to the point where too many conservatives just say the state has all these broad police powers to do what they want. That is not the founders understanding of liberty and why governments are instituted among men.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 13, 2021 04:05 PM (sX1BW)

441 Let me see if I understand: the "president" is a senile pervert the vice president is stupid and incompetent and the speaker of the house is a deranged, evil alcoholic.
That seems troublesome

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 13, 2021 04:05 PM (eGTCV)

442 If states can prohibit abortion, then they can make you take a vaxx. -----

Illogical comparisons as is the norm for the Left.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 13, 2021 04:05 PM (HaNEn)

443 Court, to some degree, is playing chicken here with the legislators telling them they will not save states from playing politics with people's lives. Part of that is deference to states via the 10th Amendment. If states can prohibit abortion, then they can make you take a vaxx.
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This is the time of division. The sorting is taking place in real time, sheep from the goats. It'll take a few more years, but people will move. You won't want to raise your kids in a place where the government can make you do whatever they want. Don't get cocky Florida. Pelosi is going to run for gov after she retires.

Posted by: just when you thought you'd seen it all at December 13, 2021 04:06 PM (MZc8N)

444 New York bagels are boiled then baked.they are the best in the world.

Posted by: Megthered at December 13, 2021 04:08 PM (sfWd9)

445 Let me see if I understand: the "president" is a senile pervert the vice president is stupid and incompetent and the speaker of the house is a deranged, evil alcoholic.
That seems troublesome
===
Evil leaders, biblical chastisement. I mean, its not Flaming brimstone, but, there's always next year.

Posted by: just when you thought you'd seen it all at December 13, 2021 04:08 PM (vBqw/)

446 Jacobson gives too many courts an out. It should be distinguished on the basis that the smallpox vaccine being mandated in Jacobson was differently situated than the COVID-19 jabs (all of which are based on new science, with unknown side effects, with long-term studies waived under an EUA).

IIRC, at the time of Jacobson, the smallpox vaccine (including side effects) was well-understood.

Unfortunately, Jacobson gives SCOTUS an easy way out.

Posted by: Revenant at December 13, 2021 04:09 PM (1JtC2)

447 Took 25 minute nap, thought it was morning

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2021 04:11 PM (2JoB8)

448 If states can prohibit abortion, then they can make you take a vaxx

Wrong.

Protecting human life from human predation is one of the most basic functions of a government. Giving you a shot to lessen the effect of a mostly harmless sniffles is not.
==
You are both correct. Factor in that the judiciary is not going to substitute its judgment for the executive's discretion on whether or not x is an emergency, or y is too long. Except in the most ridiculous situations. And no, we are not in the most ridiculous situation yet. (I know. I know. But we are not in the legal sense.)

Posted by: just when you thought you'd seen it all at December 13, 2021 04:11 PM (jnVQ0)

449 393 Yeah, attorneys can come up with any kind of bullshit justification for any kind of government tyranny. It's a tax, not ripe, latches, whatever. Doesn't make it any less tyrannical.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

Expecting courts to rescue people from bad electoral decisions over time is unrealistic. For the most part, regarding government powers, court decisions are based on the idea that the political system is responsible for most of your daily life. Generally, when courts get involved, everything gets reduced to a legal case that often makes the problem worse (abortion is an example) or affirmative action decisions for example.

So, when people want a vaxx mandate overturned now, they have left the states and local governments with this power for over 120 years or so. Vaccine mandates for schooling, jobs, etc. have been around for years and thus the precedents are there for it to be applied for a bad vaxx. That has happened but the courts reason if that was considered tyranny--why have people waited over 120 years to challenge the state's power--apparently it was not a priority to address this tyranny by lower courts, the political system, voters, etc.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 04:15 PM (9hXN1)

450 Read at AmGreatness a Minnesota restaurant owner is getting fined and jail time for not closing when ordered for Covid plague

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2021 04:16 PM (2JoB8)

451 You live in NY state or NYC, you're fucked. We've telling you to leave for many years. I don't feel sorry for anyone living there anymore.

Same goes for all the other blue shitholes. I just don't have any more fucks to give.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 13, 2021 04:17 PM (Fs5vw)

452 It's not that democrats only needed someone barely alive, but they could only accept someone barely alive. When you're blinded by TDS and in a hate-filled rage, anything can trigger you. The option with the lowest trigger is the option with the lowest energy and lowest life. Biden only won because he hid in his basement, allowing his voters to keep their detachment from reality intact and imagine him any way they wanted. Or they were free to ignore him and pretend he wasn't there. Barely alive was the democrats only option.

Posted by: Joe at December 13, 2021 04:25 PM (wBwRx)

453 433 If states can prohibit abortion, then they can make you take a vaxx Wrong. Protecting human life from human predation is one of the most basic functions of a government. Giving you a shot to lessen the effect of a mostly harmless sniffles is not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I am explaining how courts see the issue rather than personal opinion. The fact is that Jacobson is still good precedent and on point. So, to avoid that mandate, one has to win at district court with facts that the particular Covid vaxx mandate is harmful. Then the courts can carve out an exception to Jacobson perhaps with a balancing rule to replace the bright line rule of Jacobson.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2021 04:28 PM (9hXN1)

454 First omicrom death has been recorded in the UK That is a grim milestone and has now killed as many people as land shark attacks.
Posted by: Ripley at December 13, 2021 03:09 PM (MxEKc)

It is a death WITH omicron. Not a death FROM omicron. They lie again.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 13, 2021 04:33 PM (eoQWY)

455 294 282 The Supreme Court's fornication rule must be carried out in Intercourse, PA.
No, international law is important here - we'll make everyone go to Fucking Austria.
Posted by: Zombie RBG at December 13, 2021 03:38 PM
And if they don't, do you send them to Blue Ball, PA?
And ultimately end up in Climax, New York.

Then send a nice bouquet from Humptulips, WA.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 13, 2021 04:55 PM (9EsIa)

456 The problem is not that Biden says nonsense.

The problem is that there are enough people in this country who vote, and people in position to adminster the votes, who do not think it is a problem that he says nonsense, and do not consider his saying nonsense to be in any way disqualifying.

You cannot solve the problems facing the United States by changing the leadership. The leadership reflects, for good or ill, the people. No matter how unpleasant that might be to contemplate.

Posted by: rold at December 13, 2021 06:15 PM (KHx0C)

457 He was also against the Vietnam War, so much so, that he got his family doctor to write a note giving him 5 exemptions.
But he was for the 1975 Saigon helicopter off the roof of the US Embassy that he did it again for 2021 Kabul.

Posted by: bombolino at December 13, 2021 09:20 PM (A5d7R)

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