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Aww. Makes you think -- she was just two years older than we pretend to be.

The great-grandmum was the first giraffe calf to be born at the zoo in 1990.

Since then she has given birth to 14 calves and has a total of 61 descendants.

Two of Mutangi's daughters still live with her at Taronga zoo while her other calves were sent to other enclosures around Australia and New Zealand.

Before she passed away, keeper Bobby-Jo Vial described Mutangi as having "a lot of character".

"She's quite cheeky and she's always up for a challenge."

If cats were people, they'd be psychopaths, scientists say.

Notice the headline is not "We've discovered cancer, scientists say."

Researchers at the UK's University of Liverpool and Liverpool John Moores University surveyed pet owners to rate their cats' level of psychopathy -- as defined by human psychological standards.

Their findings, published in the December issue of the Journal of Research in Personality, revealed that most cats fall somewhere on the spectrum of psychopathy -- that is, on the "triarchic" concept of psychopathy, which uses levels of boldness, meanness and disinhibition to measure the psychiatric disorder in people.

The 46-question survey, which currently includes 549 participants, asked cat owners to rate whether their cat "torments their prey rather than killing it straight away," "cat dominates neighborhood cat(s) (e.g. chases them, picks fights with them)," "is undeterred by punishment i.e. will repeat behaviors he/she is scolded for" and "vocalizes loudly (e.g. meows, yowls) for no apparent reason."

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In addition, researchers added human-unfriendliness and pet-unfriendliness to their scale to create the Cat Triarchic Plus, a tool to measure feline psychopathy.

Wow, so much Sciencing.

And what does all of this mean? What important conclusions can be drawn from this Study?

The fact that many cats will fall somewhere on the psychopathy spectrum may be attributable to their animalistic nature, researchers said in an earlier statement to UK media.

Oh. Oh.

God Bless you all in your work.

In Women Posting Their W's Online news, one pluckly lass is just absolutely shredding the women's swimming records at the University of Pennsylvania.

And what's more -- she's new at being a woman! She just started being a woman last year!

Talk about a prodigy!

Lia Thomas, 22, smashed two U.S. swimming records at an Akron, Ohio contest

Thomas won the 1,650 freestyle in a record time of 15:59.71 beating her closest rival Anna Sofia Kalandaze by 38 seconds

She left rivals floundering in a 500 freestyle beating them by 14 seconds

Last month she competed in a women's swimming event between Princeton and Cornell and has regularly broken records as part of UPenn's team


Thomas previously competed for the school's men's team for three years before
joining the women's team. Her last men's competition was in November 2019

Some have voiced their anger at her swimming success, claiming it to be 'unfair,' and many refused to refer to her as a woman

NCAA rules dictate any trans female athlete can take part in women's events if they have completed a year of testosterone suppression treatment

Imagine how good he'd be at women's swimming if he'd been doing it his whole life!

Kyle Rittenhouse responds to LeSnitch Bitch's claim that he faked tears during his trial: "F**k LeBron."


From The Greatest Story Ever Department, a woman wanted an ex-boyfriend to get in touch with her and ask her out again.

So she dreamt up a scheme: She would post online about her imaginary, made-up wedding, which she thought would spur her former boyfriend to desperately contact her and beg her to dump the man she just married to date her former boyfriend.

The plan, while obviously brilliant and Full of Win, did not go as intended.

Woman reveals she FAKED her own wedding - complete with lavish venue, stand-in groom, and a professional photoshoot - in a desperate attempt to get her ex to text her, only for him to IGNORE the faux matrimony

The woman, who is named Jacqueline, revealed on TikTok that she pretended to get married in an attempt to get her ex-boyfriend to text her - but it didn't work

She showed off pictured that were taken from the fake-wedding in a now-viral video, which has gained more than 1.7 million views since it was posted

The photos showed her and her faux-groom cuddling, laughing, and dancing together, while she donned a fancy white wedding gown and he wore a tux

It appears that Jacqueline even rented out a venue to take the photos, had her hair done professionally, and paid to have a wedding cake made

The pictures, which were taken by Alessandro Valeriani, looked convincing - but the stunt was unsuccessful in the end and her ex didn't reach out

It's unclear how much Jacqueline payed for the photoshoot, but a photographer will charge anywhere between $500 - $10,000 for a pre-wedding shoot

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Is this all just an elaborate pitch for Ryan Reynolds' next movie?

The video her confessing her plan is here. But it's easier to see in the slideshow at the Daily Mail.

She's kind of cute. Thicc German girl. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. She's obviously insane but that might have some advantages, at least for a couple of weeks.

Not sure why she's having trouble finding dates.

Maybe this is all a lie and she's just playing two dimensional chess to get attention, making up a story about a made-up wedding. (Influencers are operating at absolute peak if they play two dimensional chess.)

I heard about this on the Boyscast. They had a guest, An0maly (his spelling not mine), who said something like, "I'd like to have workshopped this plan with her beforehand. Like, best case scenario, he contacts you and you call off your pretend wedding, but now he's with a woman who he thinks cheats on her honeymoon if someone just DMs her 'u up?' on Twitter. We can do better than that. Let's brainstorm. There are no bad ideas, except for the original one you had about the fake wedding."

Actually he just said the "workshop" thing and pointed out how bad the plan was. But those were good things to say.

Posted by: Ace at 04:08 PM




Comments

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1 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:07 PM (Do5/p)

2 The center can not hold.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:08 PM (7F9te)

3 Stuck in the middle with you

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:08 PM (Do5/p)

4 Newsmax

Everybody is dying stoopids.

When Ed Pentin says something is up, wake me.

Posted by: Sheesh Clickbait at December 07, 2021 04:08 PM (bTEy+)

5 stuck in the middle with Clyde Shelton

Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2021 04:08 PM (AMIL/)

6
Fake "pope" Francis is mort?

Good riddance.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:09 PM (dtUS3)

7 i'm a high-functioning sociopath, thank you very much.

Posted by: centered kitteh at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (UHVv4)

8 Fake "pope" Francis is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:09 PM

That's a shame.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (Do5/p)

9 So two more covid deaths. I feel sorry for the giraffe. Not the red pope.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (iDcra)

10 She's kind of cute. Thicc German girl. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Not sure why she's having trouble finding dates.


I'm gonna go with, because she's batshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)

11
Who says you can't remain anonymous and land a Fox News interview? Bravo, @libsoftiktok Ace of Spades HQ.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (dtUS3)

12 Bwahaha, Ace is on top of his game again.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (wAnMi)

13 You can tell these "new" women are totally committed by their new names. Almost everyone is gender vague.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (BFigT)

14 Why can't they just reactive the real Pope? No sense letting another fag be pope.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (OTXUv)

15 Covid taking giraffies now?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (raQcc)

16 If democrats were people, they'd be psychopaths... not much of new news there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (iDcra)

17 ProPublica is publishing rich peoples taxes again, complaining they don't pay any. Specifically, they are focused on real estate people (like Trump) and oil people, all of whom get to deduct depreciation and depletion. It's terrible the way legal deductions work, I guess.

Don't like it? Tighten up AMT calculations. Eliminate deductions on a progressive basis. Listen, then, to the screaming from wealthy coastal Democrats. It'll be music to my ears.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (raQcc)

18 rate their cats' level of psychopathy -- as defined by human psychological standards.

But why. Why would you do that.

Hey, dogs and cats are different too! What a freakin' genius I am. Gimme a science grant.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (Bmy3R)

19 Maybe the next pope wont be an outright socialist/communist.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (bVYXr)

20
remember TOYS R US?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (dtUS3)

21 Sounds like 2022 will be filled with interesting times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (63Dwl)

22 The woman, who is named Jacqueline, revealed on TikTok that she pretended to get married in an attempt to get her ex-boyfriend to text her - but it didn't work
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Never forget Rule #1

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (CJznt)

23 RE: Cats being psychopaths, they just don't like a lot of people which I think is about right.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (DcKNO)

24 Small Error -

>>Notice the headline is not "We've discovered cancer, scientists say."

I think you mean "We've discovered *a cure* for cancer,..."

But I think the morons will figure it out. (it's just that it kind of ruins the joke)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (jWgwQ)

25 "She's quite cheeky and she's always up for a challenge."

That's what she said!

Posted by: Michael Scott at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (Do5/p)

26 Is it me or does Francis the Pope resemble Mutangi the Giraffe?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (w9Wax)

27 I'll second that cats are psychopaths.

My dad had a cat, I pulled it's tail once as a kitten.

It spent the remainder of it's days stalking me and planning my murder.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (iS1FW)

28 I still love her with all my heart!

Posted by: Manny Quinn at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (UHVv4)

29 So who will be the first Female Pope? Buttigay?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (OTXUv)

30 Seriously, WTF would that stupid woman expect her ex BF to do if she was married? Best case scenario is he'd figure he blew it and move on. Real case scenario, he'd realize (again) he dodged a bullet, feel sorry for the new groom, and have a beer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (wAnMi)

31 I never asked to live in interesting times. I only wanted to live in times.

Fortune cookies can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (Bmy3R)

32 And what's more -- she's new at being a woman! She just started being a woman last year!

Talk about a prodigy!
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That's funny stuff, right there...

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (raQcc)

33 I'm trying not to say "good riddance to bad rubbish" to Francis and it's not working.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (DcKNO)

34 Anti-Pope dying? That's good news.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (XvPQV)

35 Can we get a new Pope at POPES R US?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (Bmy3R)

36 >>>Woman reveals she FAKED her own wedding . . . in a desperate attempt to get her ex to text her, only for him to IGNORE the faux matrimony.

There you go, single maroons. She's available.

Posted by: Michael Bolton at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)

37 I will never understand the thought processes of most women. It just doesn't seem to add up to anything rational.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (o2MD2)

38 remember TOYS R US?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (dtUS3)


Yep. I worked there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (Ez6QX)

39
The first 6 weeks of '22 will be 100% J6 on cable fake news.

Then, in the middle of February '22, cable fake news will spend two weeks remembering the 1 year anniversary of when Ted Cruz Went To Cancun During An Ice Storm!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (dtUS3)

40 I wonder if Frankie the Commie is suffering from heartdamage and/or bloodclots...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (1t5dY)

41 I'll let her swim in my pool. And by pool I mean my butt hole and by swim I mean fuck.

Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (iDcra)

42 Seriously, WTF would that stupid woman expect her ex BF to do if she was married? Best case scenario is he'd figure he blew it and move on. Real case scenario, he'd realize (again) he dodged a bullet, feel sorry for the new groom, and have a beer.
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She believes, quite literally, that the sun revolves around her. Thus, is consumed with why dude ghosted her, and imagines he secretly is still desperately in love with her, because of course he is!!!!

Posted by: I'm surprised she isn't blonde at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (Vf7sb)

43 If a Pope transitions while in office, does he/she/it have to resign the priesthood? I would imagine so, but we don't want to go too far into transphobia, now do we?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (raQcc)

44 I'm Protestant, so I figure I should stay out of it, but I must admit I still think B16 is the Pope.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (8548M)

45 researchers said in an earlier statement to UK media.

Oh. Oh.
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I'm glad you still do this.

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (CJznt)

46 So. She doesn't know men very well do she.

Is this for reals? The anti pope is dying?

God works kinda slow don't ya think?

C'mon big guy get with the times and move a bit faster. We're in the digital age now man.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (1hoTV)

47 For those who follow Vatican stuff, any chance the next pontiff will be any less of an ignorant bigoted totalitarian?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (OTzUX)

48 Pope Francis..hmm. All I can say is we sure could use a Pope who knows how to Pope.

Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (G0vdT)

49 Psycho woman spends that sort of money to get a guy back? What man wants a woman who leaves another guy at the altar?

I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (x7Fp5)

50 That woman gives bitches a bad name.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (8548M)

51 RIP, Anti-Pope Frankie the Commie Pedophile.

May the Good Lord deliver your just reward to you, good and hard.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (dUr4b)

52 Covid taking giraffies now?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (raQcc)


Didn't they lose a couple of giraffes and a lion after they got the covid drug and sadly died of sudden-onset old age?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (wAnMi)

53 Hope the Catholics can find a Pope who isn't a Marxist, maybe find one not from the Socialist countries

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (2JoB8)

54 >>The woman, who is named Jacqueline


Not Jackie Packie Sickie Sackie or whatever that freaks name was?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (ZLI7S)

55 "She's kind of cute. Thicc German girl. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. She's obviously insane but that might have some advantages, at least for a couple of weeks."

The juice is never worth the squeeze, especially now in Current Year.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (Rl7KJ)

56 Joey B. is a "good Catholic", so maybe he could move on to the Papacy from Washington in 2024. A graceful exit, as it were.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (raQcc)

57 BREAKING: A Vatican source tells Newsmax's John Gizzi that "Pope Francis is dying".


Satan can only keep him alive so long. Even he has limits.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (M4qcY)

58 Faking getting married. That's like faking your own death, lemme tell ya.

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (CJznt)

59 Benedict is my Pope.

Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (88xKn)

60 "NCAA rules dictate any trans female athlete can take part in women's events if they have completed a year of testosterone suppression treatment"
_________

Does eating tofu for a year qualify?

Posted by: Furious George at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (9vQJW)

61 In fairness, this is not the worst way to get a man's attention that I've ever heard.

Posted by: Jackie from UVA at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (sGnvY)

62 I avoid twitter
I avoid tick tock
I avoid rants by lunatics
I cross the street when I see a crazy person coming

Then I click on HQ embedded video for news. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (jWgwQ)

63 My prediction: the next pope will be a tranny.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (7NKxb)

64 Oh, dear. Oh dear, oh dear. Jacqueline, baby, no.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (DU+/6)

65 Cats, of course, aren't people. So...maybe human psychological profiles shouldn't be applied?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (XvPQV)

66 C'mon big guy get with the times and move a bit faster. We're in the digital age now man.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (1hoTV)


He won't stop playing Candy Crush.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (wAnMi)

67 Amazon web services is getting attacked.

Is Chairman Xi mad at Bezos for something?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (raQcc)

68 Dang, she could play tight end on a female football team, if such things existed.

But tastes vary.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (OTzUX)

69 Reminds me of the Seinfeld bit where he explains why men honk at women in crosswalks.

While that's rape these days, back then he explained it was cause we were out of good ideas on how to meet women.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (jIL4c)

70 Does the Pope shit in the Aokigahara Forest??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (UHVv4)

71 I saw Covid Taking Giraffes open for Men Without Hats back in 1987.

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (CJznt)

72 I wonder how much taxpayer and NGO coin the "Cat Psychopathy" study pulled in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (DU+/6)

73 I can't wait for a new Pope, this guy hurt Catholicism more than Martin Luther.

Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (PwNLq)

74 I liked the Pope from Poland. Let's get one from there again.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (DcKNO)

75
They're not even enforcing that "test suppression" bullshit, anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (dtUS3)

76 Cat Triarchic Plus, a tool .........


....brought to by yours and mine federal tax dollars.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * we few, we happy few, we band of morons at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (fM0Dq)

77 >>>BREAKING: A Vatican source tells Newsmax's John Gizzi that "Pope Francis is dying".

Soon.

Posted by: Stan at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (SH2Zi)

78 Satan can only keep him alive so long. Even he has limits.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (M4qcY)


Seems to be putting most of his effort into Soros and Pelosi.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (wAnMi)

79 'I did this, and he actually reached out and "stopped the wedding" and asked me to marry him,' one viewer said. 'All it takes is just the right amount of crazy, ladies.'

Is the viewer talking about the ladies being the right amount of crazy to do this or the guy being the right amount of crazy to reach out and stop the wedding?

Yes, power of 'and'...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (Do5/p)

80 My dad once rear ended another vehicle at low speed because a woman was walking on the sidewalk in the summer. God love him.

Posted by: ... at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (CJznt)

81 73 I can't wait for a new Pope, this guy hurt Catholicism more than Martin Luther.

Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (PwNLq)

Luther was a result of corruption in the church, not a cause.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (o2MD2)

82 You should see how WE rate YOUR level of psychopathy.

It ain't pretty, let us tell you.

Posted by: The Cats at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (Bmy3R)

83 "Gentlemen", but in Japan, how often do you see a nutso urban outdoorsman? I've never seen one, but of course have spent less time there.

Boss and I just the other day were remarking on how the "footprint" of deranged street people, geographically, seems to be expanding a bit beyond the long-afflicted areas in our city.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (OTzUX)

84 Jack Dorsey is the real Pope.
Parag Agrawal is the anti- Pope.

Posted by: mindful webworker - cross the streams at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (XtB4F)

85 I won't believe the Pope story until Raymond Arroyo verifies it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (iS1FW)

86 The Pope smokes dope, God gave him the grass,

The Pope smokes dope, he likes to smoke in mass.

Posted by: Zombie David Peel at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (tMjLZ)

87 Whether Jackie did this sincerely, or made it all up to get attention, or whatever other "two-dimensional chess" (LOL) explanation there is, it is irrelevant.

Real or fake, publicity stunt or sincere, it just screams "LOOK AT ME! I'M DAMAGED GOODS! ENJOY MY TITS WHILE I SHOVE A STILETTO IN YOUR LIVER!"

Hard pass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (DU+/6)

88 The next Pope should be that African cardinal who defends Western Civilization better than Europeans do.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (xPl2J)

89
btw, suppressing a man's testosterone STILL doens't weaken him enough to be equal to a girl.

HE still has the male Physiological advantages such as stronger upper body, larger lungs, no periods, no teets, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (dtUS3)

90 Psycho woman spends that sort of money to get a guy back? What man wants a woman who leaves another guy at the altar?

I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (x7Fp5)
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First, I wrote off this story due to Nurse Ratched's first paragraph...but I obviously acted to quickly, as she raises a very good point in para 2.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (raQcc)

91 In fairness that giraffe had it better than the giraffe that the insane in denmark strapped to the ground, murdered, and butchered in front of a bunch of kids for fun.

And because the had too many giraffes

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (RnqIf)

92 I'm sad about the Giraffe, not so sad about the Pope.

I know that's wrong but I can't seem to work up the effort to get it right.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (DcKNO)

93 So the pope is dying? Finding it hard to give a shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (nxdel)

94 Covid taking giraffies now?
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Saw something yesterday about two Belgian Hippos who had covid. 1. Who cares. They can fight off crocodiles, a friggin virus will not kill them. 2. There is no 2. 1. is enough.
The press and Fauci want us so fixated on the virus. By the way. Why is it not Covid21 now? Why is Omicron or whatever? Yeah, just joking. Because if they named it a new virus they would have to admit it was not the same virus, that it is nothing. And their power would be diminished over the 50% of the population with IQs less than 100.

Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (oTuGd)

95
Calvins vs Luthers?

Who wins?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (dtUS3)

96 Psycho woman spends that sort of money to get a guy back? What man wants a woman who leaves another guy at the altar?

I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.

Posted by: nurse ratched



She's definitely a point on the Hot Crazy Matrix.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (dUr4b)

97 Is the viewer talking about the ladies being the right amount of crazy to do this or the guy being the right amount of crazy to reach out and stop the wedding?

Yes, power of 'and'...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (Do5/p)

Yes, it's both, .

It's also self-defeating because it's not going to last - once crazy chick gets "her man" back from this stunt, she's going to get bored and not want him anymore. What a waste of time and resources.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (Rl7KJ)

98 88 The next Pope should be that African cardinal who defends Western Civilization better than Europeans do.
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (xPl2J)

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That would be ideal.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (DcKNO)

99 Psycho woman spends that sort of money to get a guy back? What man wants a woman who leaves another guy at the altar?

I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (x7Fp5)
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Right on all counts. "You're the girl for me because I know you're reliable" is not a rational conclusion from such a stunt...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (DU+/6)

100 Jacqueline Mackenzie Paisley Passey. I still remember laughing my ass off at that post, especially Rudy Giuliani in drag, which I could not unsee.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (8548M)

101 World's oldest giraffe aged 31 dies at Australian zoo.
.........

Covid.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

102 The Red Pope is dying? I guess we'll get to see proof the propechy of Malachy is wrong...well...or else things are really about to go to sh*t.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (ESjRY)

103 As far as Frankie Fabulous, I won't shed any tears when he passes on.

In the RCC, it is taught that the choice of pope is 'dictated' (not the word I want, but I'm in a rush) by the Holy Spirit to the College of Cardinals, who then vote for the man who is God's choice to lead His Church. My cynical self says that Alexander VI and Frankie are rather obvious rejoinders to that. The papal election is as corrupt and as much of a horse trade as any election.

That being said, I cannot imagine Benedict being brought out of his completely idiotic "emeritus" status - it would be a yuge admission that the CoC got it completely wrong. I expect that a slicker, more media-friendly and less obviously heretic NWO stooge will be vomited forth to stain the papal chair.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (2JVJo)

104 Nothing in any of other news orgs about the Pope dying. And the NewsMax article is a pay article.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (1hoTV)

105 HE still has the male Physiological advantages such as stronger upper body, larger lungs, no periods, No TEETS, etc.
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Hold My Beer (while I take of my shirt)

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (mTHac)

106 Can the Pope be impeached? Or 25thA type removal?

Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (0hbQ6)

107 She is not that hot, you have to rember that is the best she could do with thousands of $ of wardrobe and everything from lighting to photoshopping.

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (RnqIf)

108 >>Jacqueline Mackenzie Paisley Passey. I still remember laughing my ass off at that post, especially Rudy Giuliani in drag, which I could not unsee.

That's the one. What did she call herself, a high worth women or something equally nuts?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)

109 Ace, you are so very funny.

I think Jacqueline's ex probably kisses the ground everyday with thankfulness that he ditched her in the nick of time.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (cjEXD)

110 The next Pope should be that African cardinal who defends Western Civilization better than Europeans do.

That would be a sign that God has a sense of humor.

The left: Hey that new black Pope from Africa is a White Supremacist. Why are you laughing at me?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (ESjRY)

111 I don't like or trust Pope Francis, but I'm not going to pray or hope for his death

It will come to him and to all of us at some point

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (mR6Gs)

112 Climate Change killed the Pope!

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

113 That woman gives bitches a bad name.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Jacqueline, you give bitches a bad name

Posted by: Bon Jovi at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (Do5/p)

114 Cardinal Sarah. He's from Guinea. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Sarah

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (xPl2J)

115 It remains a source of inexhaustible astonishment that this ridiculous thing of men competing as women continues, or even proceeded past the first stage.

Not sure what it says about society, but wild guesses are that it shows a complete lack of sense, principle, responsibility, or integrity in ..... well, just about everyone involved.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (OTzUX)

116 > I wonder how much taxpayer and NGO coin the "Cat Psychopathy" study pulled in.

Climate researchers chuckle.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (BFigT)

117 Can the Pope be impeached? Or 25thA type removal?
Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (0hbQ6)
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No. Historically, if a pope needs to be removed, the Cardinals order a hit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (DU+/6)

118 Damn you, King Harv.

Damn you.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (AlkyK)

119 >>>107 She is not that hot, you have to rember that is the best she could do with thousands of $ of wardrobe and everything from lighting to photoshopping.


she's not hot but she shouldn't have to go to this level of bizarre extreme, no?

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (0G13K)

120 "not survive past 2022?"

He could live another year?

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (rDgjh)

121 Women have been conditioned to believe that men think like they think, and want what they want. The results are dating profiles full of exclamations about how great their career is, how much they love hiking and travel, and pictures of women covered in tattoos.

This woman believed that it would work because if the situation was reversed she would chase after him knowing that he was getting married. I know guys who used to use the fake wedding ring gambit to pick up women at bars, because it works.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (wmDcS)

122 Re tha rittenhouse kid, fuck him

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (RnqIf)

123 Can the Pope be impeached? Or 25thA type removal?
Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (0hbQ6)

Pope Kamala I ?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (mR6Gs)

124 King Harv gets to hit that....first.

Posted by: torabora at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (Y274z)

125 Psycho woman spends that sort of money to get a guy back? What man wants a woman who leaves another guy at the altar?

I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (x7Fp5)

With that amount of crazy, a guy should be checking under the bed to see if she is hiding a carving knife.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (N39Ws)

126 "Researchers at the UK's University of Liverpool and Liverpool John Moores University surveyed pet owners to rate their cats' level of psychopathy -- as defined by human psychological standards."

I'm curious how much money the British government gave this group to perform this "study". Anything more than a shilling was way too much.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

127 Cardinal Sarah. He's from Guinea.

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Didn't they used to pick a Guinea pope basically every time?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (sGnvY)

128 Just wondering why we don't see all those victories by former females now competing in men's sports. After all men and women are pretty much the same, aren't they, except for a few hormones?

Posted by: pj at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (G1dq6)

129 many refused to refer to her as a woman
.......

Because he's not.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

130 3 December, 2021:
I can now tell you I have definitive proof of Hillary Clinton's criminal activity, enough to put her behind bars once and for all.

Posted by: Mutangi the Giraffe at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (wAnMi)

131 Hope the Catholics can find a Pope who isn't a Marxist, maybe find one not from the Socialist countries
Posted by: Skip's

Cardinal Robert Sarah or Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano would be fine choices - or even Bishop Strickland of the Diocese of Tyler.

(Bishops and Archbishops don't get elected to Pontiff, sadly)

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (mD/uy)

132 I added:


"Is this all just an elaborate pitch for a script for Ryan Reynolds' next movie?"

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (0G13K)

133 Wasn't Mickey Rourke the pope for a while?

Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (taPSh)

134 She ain't hot, but she IS yellin' and screamin' krazy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (o2MD2)

135 Just wondering why we don't see all those victories by former females now competing in men's sports. After all men and women are pretty much the same, aren't they, except for a few hormones?
Posted by: pj at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (G1dq6)
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Yeah.

And muscle mass. And bone density. And stamina. Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (DU+/6)

136 Did everyone see the study I posted a while back on "the common cold" and COVID? https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34273512/

Conclusions: Immunity to seasonal human coronavirus OC43* effectively enhanced recovery from COVID-19. Detecting cross-reactive antibodies to OC43 may help to predict prognosis for patients with COVID-19.

* aka the corona virus version of the common cold

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (ESjRY)

137 119 >>>107 She is not that hot, you have to rember that is the best she could do with thousands of $ of wardrobe and everything from lighting to photoshopping.


she's not hot but she shouldn't have to go to this level of bizarre extreme, no?

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (0G13K)

And what of the age-old truism - never ever put your d*** into crazy?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (N39Ws)

138 she's not hot but she shouldn't have to go to this level of bizarre extreme, no?
Posted by: ace


I was just saying, not hot.

The rest is just crazy.

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (RnqIf)

139
We are way, way overdue for a really big celery death.

queen elizabeth, pope, soros, bill gates, biden, biden's son, meryl streep

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (dtUS3)

140 If she REALLY wanted that ex-boyfriend back REALLY bad, why didn't she just......ask him out?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (mR6Gs)

141 I told that giraffe she needed to give a sacrifice to the volcano.

Posted by: King Julien of Madagascar at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (Do5/p)

142 Kyle Rittenhouse responds to LeSnitch Bitch's claim that he faked tears during his trial: "F**k LeBron."



fuck you Jobu. I'll read the table of contents myself.

Posted by: x at December 07, 2021 04:26 PM (oA+QO)

143 Willowed: 1987 was a great year.
Posted by: Doof at December 07, 2021


***
In contrast, for me, '87 was the year I got the flu, got fired for my 8-year job, relaxed on unemployment for part of the summer; then delivered envelopes all over the metro area from my car; then the job ended and the office closed in December. Not to mention I was living alone for the first time in my life, recently divorced and with my mother having passed on late in '86.

Nah, I don't think I'd want to relive '87.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:26 PM (txdEq)

144 Y'know, in my more morose moments, I think 'my daughter's a team swimmer, athlete, maybe has scholarship opportunities, if one of these things beat her in a meet I'm not sure I'd want him to survive the walk to the parking lot'.

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2021 04:26 PM (8erNz)

145 Aren't the Cuomos (nominally) Catholic and unemployed?

Just trying to be helpful....



Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (PiwSw)

146 The Pope is dying. Thank God!

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (AW8UN)

147 >>95
Calvins vs Luthers? Who wins?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (dtUS3)


No one.

Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (HgGBT)

148 If she REALLY wanted that ex-boyfriend back REALLY bad, why didn't she just......ask him out?
Posted by: JoeF

There you go again - offering reasonable, practical solutions.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (mD/uy)

149 People like to say food is the way to a man's heart. This is a myth. Oral sex is the true way to a man's heart, at least for this one

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (o2MD2)

150 Benedict is my Pope.
Posted by: dantesed


He's 94. :-(
Didn't they make him quit for "health reasons"?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (M4qcY)

151 NCAA rules dictate any trans female athlete can take part in women's events if they have completed a year of testosterone suppression treatment
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Or, in the alternative, voted Democrat, which would be taken as evidence of testosterone suppression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (sfKIJ)

152
Believe me....Believe me...

when this fake pope is dead or about to die, we'll definitely get a "It's Time For A Woman Pope" piece in the Fake News media.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (dtUS3)

153
The left: Hey that new black Pope from Africa is a White Supremacist. Why are you laughing at me?
Posted by: 18-1


It worked against Larry Elder.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (63Dwl)

154 Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (dtUS3)

You put a lot of thought in that.

Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (88xKn)

155 Women have been conditioned to believe that men think like they think, and want what they want. The results are dating profiles full of exclamations about how great their career is, how much they love hiking and travel, and pictures of women covered in tattoos.

This woman believed that it would work because if the situation was reversed she would chase after him knowing that he was getting married. I know guys who used to use the fake wedding ring gambit to pick up women at bars, because it works.
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Lotta truth up there (points up)

Posted by: we think different at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (b153x)

156 MikeM, their power seems to extend far beyond the sub-100 IQ cohort. Almost every interaction I have only deepens my amazement and despair at the ignorance and laziness of people well above the 100 level, when it comes to this topic. Normalcy bias X 10M. They've never given such things a second thought, because they didn't have to, plus there's a whole field and institutions whose job it is.

Those people and institutions degrade to crap, as they appear to have done, and oops, a whole populace habituated to relying on people and institutions that are complete failure.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (OTzUX)

157 Celery lives matter.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (pL/4C)

158 Prior to Pope Frankie there were plenty of popes that weren't good men, and used the office for personal advancement.

But I believe the Red Pope is the first to use the office of Pope to intentional reduce Catholicism itself.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (ESjRY)

159 Not Jackie Packie Sickie Sackie or whatever that freaks name was?

Posted by: JackStraw

Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey. Ace crushed it making fun of this article years ago:

https://tinyurl.com/JMPP-Quality

Ms. Paisley Passey is a "Quality Woman." Just ask her.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (dUr4b)

160 So many sad, broken people in this world.

It's gotten to the point (for me) that I can't even laugh at these poor souls.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (fBYY+)

161 Researchers at the UK's University of Liverpool and Liverpool John Moores University surveyed pet owners to rate their cats' level of psychopathy -- as defined by human psychological standards.
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Time and money well-spent on this critical issue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (sfKIJ)

162 Chicks, man. Whaddya gonna do?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (4I/2K)

163 The Aussies could have saved the giraffe by putting it in a Covid Camp.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

164 She's obviously insane but that might have some advantages, at least for a couple of weeks.

Remind me again, where do we not stick our dicks?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (QU5/8)

165 Calvins vs Luthers? Who wins?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (dtUS3)

Muslims win win whenever Christians war with each other

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (mR6Gs)

166 Y'know, in my more morose moments, I think 'my daughter's a team swimmer, athlete, maybe has scholarship opportunities, if one of these things beat her in a meet I'm not sure I'd want him to survive the walk to the parking lot'.
Posted by: J


That is a bit much

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (RnqIf)

167 In a related study, 4 out of 5 scientists were found to pick their boogers and wipe them on the office furniture when no one was looking.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (BPuaD)

168 Has any Pope lived 8 years beyond his resignation?

Pope Benedict is still alive.

Posted by: Golfman at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (hOMhY)

169 162 Chicks, man. Whaddya gonna do?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (4I/2K)

Two of them at once, if you got the money.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (XvPQV)

170 Maybe the Holy Spirit will deliver us Cardinal Sarah

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

171 If she REALLY wanted that ex-boyfriend back REALLY bad, why didn't she just......ask him out?

I've had this discussion with single female friends before.

Women want to be chased, not do the chasing.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (ESjRY)

172 World's oldest giraffe aged 31 dies at Australian zoo.
.........

Not old enough to be Gen Necks.

Probably a Tallennial.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (7F9te)

173 She's obviously insane but that might have some advantages, at least for a couple of weeks.

Remind me again, where do we not stick our dicks?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (QU5/

in....in the butt?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (XvPQV)

174 If those aborigines hadn't escaped, the giraffe would still be alive.

Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (0hbQ6)

175 Lol. There are no bad ideas, except for the one you just had.

That's gold!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (Y5qcH)

176 Did the fake groom consummate the fake marriage? Is there a video??

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (GYllL)

177 >>Two of them at once, if you got the money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (XvPQV)

Ewww.

Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (HgGBT)

178 Dibs on the Popemobile.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

179 >>>Not old enough to be Gen Necks.

Probably a Tallennial.

haha

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (0G13K)

180 I can't wait for a new Pope, this guy hurt Catholicism more than Martin Luther.

Posted by: Blago



At least Luther did it because he didn't want to quit fucking the nuns. Anti-Pope Frankie has gay orgies with little boys in the Vatican. He should be set on fucking fire.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (dUr4b)

181 Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (OTzUX)

Still the same Cardinals so probably no.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (1hoTV)

182 Senate Republicans busy tonight, trying to help the fascist turds pass a debt ceiling increase. McConnell said for a long time he would not help them, because he is trying to force Democrats to blow their one chance at using a reconciliation bill on the debt ceiling, instead of passing "Build Back Better" through the mechanism, but now he is surreptitiously trying to find a way to give in without being too obvious.

What an aggravation this Mitch McConnell is becoming. Pick a side, Mitch!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (raQcc)

183 172 World's oldest giraffe aged 31 dies at Australian zoo.
.........

Not old enough to be Gen Necks.

Probably a Tallennial.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (7F9te)


That was a stretch.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (PiwSw)

184 Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey. Ace crushed it making fun of this article years ago: ...
Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (dUr4b)
++++
Ah, yes. Ace was in top form there.
https://is.gd/WnHcaH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (DU+/6)

185 You can tell these "new" women are totally committed by their new names. Almost everyone is gender vague.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (BFigT)

There ought to be an open season on trannies. Mar. 1 to Apr. 30, every year. No bag limit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (P3gRi)

186 People like to say food is the way to a man's heart. This is a myth.



Thin bladed knife between the second and third rib.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (M4qcY)

187 Has any Pope lived 8 years beyond his resignation?


Off the top of my head the only resignations in the past where when an external enemy of the church put the pope in a situation where he could not be an effective leader for the church - for example a pagan Roman Emperor sending a pope to the salt mines.

And...maybe that's what happened to Benedict.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (ESjRY)

188 140 If she REALLY wanted that ex-boyfriend back REALLY bad, why didn't she just......ask him out?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (mR6Gs)

Maybe she thought it would make her look crazy? Unlike the completely rational plan of setting up a fake wedding and hope he stops it like in some Hollyweird movie.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Rl7KJ)

189 Why couldn't this "thicc German girl" have just called the guy she wanted and said, "Hey, dude, want to come out for a beer?" Then invite him home with her. "I'd like to try again."

Vastly cheaper than a fake wedding. And even if her fake wedding deal had worked, she would have been outed eventually, and knowing she lied, the guy might well have second thoughts about being in the same state as she is.

She'd have done better, too, to invest some of that dough in a gym membership.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (txdEq)

190 It worked against Larry Elder.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (63Dwl)

Old 'Dignified in Defeat Larry'. What a joke...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (XvPQV)

191 Did you know there are 2 species of giraffe? You can tell them apart....well, you can't because they look exactly the same.

Science!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Y5qcH)

192 >>>175 Lol. There are no bad ideas, except for the one you just had.

That's gold!

thanks, that's why I went in there and clarified, "Well, this guy didn't say ALL of that..."

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (0G13K)

193 Lefties are all psychopaths at heart. The other day a woman who had just told me that her new anti-depressant had her feeling "normal" again for the first time in years, blurted out the following: "I hate guns, but if I had one I would shoot that man Trump!"

Guano crazy doesn't even start to cover it.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (/uaBM)

194 Celery death?

At the risk of sounding dim...celery death?

I mean, it's not the tastiest vegetable but it's good for you and generally doesn't kill you.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Bmy3R)

195 19 Maybe the next pope wont be an outright socialist/communist.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (bVYXr)

Maybe the next pope will be a Catholic.

Posted by: Flyover at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Rbu5d)

196 Fwiw this guy was elected, so there is no reason to think the next guy is going to be better

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (RnqIf)

197 83 "Gentlemen", but in Japan, how often do you see a nutso urban outdoorsman? I've never seen one, but of course have spent less time there.

Posted by: rhomboid

I used to spend a lot of time in NYC.

In Japan you see them sometimes by Ueno, but they are not aggressive. I have seen a few elderly who made me cross the street. The Japanese often care for elderly at home and they sometimes wander the neighborhood. Sometimes even with clothes on.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (jWgwQ)

198 115 It remains a source of inexhaustible astonishment that this ridiculous thing of men competing as women continues, or even proceeded past the first stage.

Not sure what it says about society, but wild guesses are that it shows a complete lack of sense, principle, responsibility, or integrity in ..... well, just about everyone involved.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (OTzUX)

It shows that the squeaky, annoying, shrill wheel will always get the grease. The ruiners of society will not be denied.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (KbCG3)

199 That is a bit much
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (RnqIf)

And your solution?

Posted by: Golfman at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (hOMhY)

200 going a cheese run (ice cream)

fuck the keft

Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (us2H3)

201 Women want to be chased, not do the chasing.
Posted by: 18-1


Equality is a Stone. Cold. Bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (M4qcY)

202 >>It worked against Larry Elder.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (63Dwl)

How old is Larry Elder?

Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (HgGBT)

203 With that amount of crazy, a guy should be checking under the bed to see if she is hiding a carving knife.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (N39Ws)

Speaking of crazy with a knife, Police Activity posted a video of the insane Afghani "interpreter" that was threatening people with a knife a couple of weeks back. The officer that handled it was freaking amazing, the guys with him not so much.

Of course everybody feels sorry for the Afghan guy because PTSD. This just happens to have been a recurring pattern with the dude. So glad that Joe has flown thousands of the same and planted them around the country.

https://youtu.be/7zSAsrA-K48

Except - (11:07) it appears that they might have been showing "Cats" on the community lounge TV set. I cannot say in good conscience that I wouldn't have gone after the first person I saw with a knife after being subjected to that kind of torture.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (wAnMi)

204 next time find a faux groom who looks less gay

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (j9HX3)

205 She's obviously insane but that might have some advantages, at least for a couple of weeks.

===

ace is making plans for his next vacation!

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (APnjM)

206 There you go, single maroons. She's available.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)

So is anthrax. Which might be safer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (P3gRi)

207 Why couldn't this "thicc German girl" have just called the guy she wanted and said, "Hey, dude, want to come out for a beer?" Then invite him home with her. "I'd like to try again."

Vastly cheaper than a fake wedding. And even if her fake wedding deal had worked, she would have been outed eventually, and knowing she lied, the guy might well have second thoughts about being in the same state as she is.

She'd have done better, too, to invest some of that dough in a gym membership.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (txdEq)
++++
HAHAHAHA! Expecting something besides crazy out of a crazy dame?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (DU+/6)

208 Women want to be chased, not do the chasing.

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Its a status thing. Girls like this are kinda cursed.

They want to be chased, but any man chasing them is beneath them. They are always aiming too high -- Prince Charming. And then they expect Prince Charming to chase after a tik tok attention whore. If Prince Charming marries her, if he nice to her, in a few years she'll despise him, because anyone nice to her, is in her mind beneath her and she could have done better. Its an impenetrable self-made Kafka trap. Avoid at all costs.

Posted by: we think different at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (dYvVO)

209 ace is making plans for his next vacation!

Out: Dignified Busty Lesbian Pron.

In: Ewok on Psycho sex.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (ESjRY)

210
Celery, as in hollywood celery.

You know, a famous person.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (dtUS3)

211 >>>She'd have done better, too, to invest some of that dough in a gym membership.


yeah but don't lose too much up top

Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (0G13K)

212 World's oldest giraffe aged 31 dies at Australian zoo.
.........

Not old enough to be Gen Necks.

Probably a Tallennial.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (7F9te)


That was a stretch.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (PiwSw)

D'jaraff at those puns? I did.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (mR6Gs)

213 If she REALLY wanted that ex-boyfriend back REALLY bad, why didn't she just......ask him out?

I've had this discussion with single female friends before.

Women want to be chased, not do the chasing.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021


***
Maybe because they think that turns a guy off. I got new for you single ladies: If an attractive woman drops some hints to me, I love it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (txdEq)

214 It's gotten to the point (for me) that I can't even laugh at these poor souls.

I can manage indifference at most.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (nxdel)

215 She'd have done better, too, to invest some of that dough in a gym membership.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (txdEq)
She probably already has one, just doesn't go. Amazing how many women think fat is afraid of money. They throw thousands at the fat, and yet it remains.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (o2MD2)

216 Makes you think -- she was just two years older than we pretend to be.


Pretend?
Pretend???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (axyOa)

217 I don't like or trust Pope Francis, but I'm not going to pray or hope for his death

It will come to him and to all of us at some point
Posted by: JoeF.

In agreement with you on that, but will you read his obituary with great enthusiasm?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * we few, we happy few, we band of morons at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (fM0Dq)

218 "If cats were people, they'd be psychopaths, scientists say."

I've never seen a coyote express remorse for attacking a chicken. Same would go for an Alec Baldwin murder ... but indeed most humans are trained up in the way they should go, and presumably of some higher social order than most animals.

Pets tend toward loyalty toward those that feed them and protect them, their adopted tribe. That video of the cat that attacked the dog that was attacking "his" child would refute the "psychopath" label.

We need more tribal/family loyalty to America as Founded. "They" to label us psychopath/evil for this natural tendency. And we ARE exceptional. "They" are the psychopaths.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (Cus5s)

219 This busty, light-eyed brunette promises you that she is not anywhere close to as crazy as Jacqueline:
https://is.gd/JgmWmp

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (DU+/6)

220 The press and Fauci want us so fixated on the virus. By the way. Why is it not Covid21 now? Why is Omicron or whatever? Yeah, just joking. Because if they named it a new virus they would have to admit it was not the same virus, that it is nothing. And their power would be diminished over the 50% of the population with IQs less than 100.

Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM

I am still unclear on what the "variants" are. Is the virus -- SARS-CoV-2 -- mutating to different variants? Or is the disease -- COVID-19 -- mutating to different variants?

Do diseases even mutate? Do all variants of SARS-CoV-2 cause COVID-19? If someone gets contracts SARS-CoV-2, do they automatically get the disease COVID-19? Or is it like HIV and AIDS, where you can be HIV+, but not get full blown AIDS?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (Do5/p)

221 Swimming, like track & field, are obvious areas where men could easily enter and win everything. Sheer physical differences (in swimming, strength, size - "wing span" of arms - lung capacity) easily would displace women from all medal stands and records.

Some sports, though, not sure. Gymnastics. Reason that 14-yr olds who are about 3.5 feet high dominate is size, mechanics. Male bodies in floor exercise not gonna work out that well.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (OTzUX)

222 First we had Thatcher, Reagan and John Paul the II.

Now we may get Zemmour, Trump and Cardinal Sarah.

Screw the Commies. We are going to defeat you again.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (sX1BW)

223 What an aggravation this Mitch McConnell is becoming. Pick a side, Mitch!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood
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He has and it is the other side. He picked the other side when he got into politics.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (iDcra)

224 Its an impenetrable self-made Kafka trap. Avoid at all costs.

Oh there are ways to handle it. The first thing any man has to know is what shit tests are and how to handle them.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (ESjRY)

225 > I wonder if Frankie the Commie is suffering from heartdamage and/or bloodclots...

I've heard he has cancer.

Posted by: me at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (9p+wn)

226 This busty, light-eyed brunette promises you that she is not anywhere close to as crazy as Jacqueline:
https://is.gd/JgmWmp
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (DU+/6)

Tell me she's into Sci-Fi, guns and property rights. Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (XvPQV)

227 And your solution?
Posted by: G


Other than murder?

I have not thought about it but there might be something other than murder.

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (RnqIf)

228 I can manage indifference at most.
Posted by: Jewells45
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Hey Jewells!

It's easier sometimes to not even go online some days.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (fBYY+)

229 pope francis, pelosi, biden - pfft. they never die. made a deal with the devil for power and fame.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (hV9ir)

230 Some sports, though, not sure.

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Men would win any sport in which there is an objective scoring system.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (sX1BW)

231 Tell me she's into Sci-Fi, guns and property rights. Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (XvPQV)
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She's into sci-fi, guns and property rights.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (DU+/6)

232
"pope" francis has relationships with women Christian values, but has sex with men

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (dtUS3)

233 I don't suppose there's any chance that the Science Gnome is going to die by the end of 2022.

Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (HgGBT)

234 Rank and file Catholics need to find some way to push against the direction the Vatican has been going.

I have family that will have a conservative Evangelical Church, some nitwit Pastor rolls in and starts down a Social Gospel path like winking at gay marriage. The whole Congregation just leaves and the church is in debt and the checks stop coming.

Not really an option for Catholics is my understanding.

Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (PwNLq)

235 I wonder if she fucked the fake, stand-in groom?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)

236 Hayden Monaghan would date the fat girl

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

237 Darn it, got willowed.

193 (previous thread)/ShainS: "Coincidentally, the CCP nickname for their tactical EMP nukes are Black Swans."

And with a huge semiconductor shortage, can you think of a worse time for a couple of those to be set off? Not that there's ever a good time, mind you...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (nRMeC)

238 A Labor of Love - a limerick

An Aussie giraffe, so I heard
Had a baby, at least that's the word
At its fullest extent
The blessed event
Happened October first through the third

Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (m45I2)

239 235 I wonder if she fucked the fake, stand-in groom?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)

Yes, but made him wear a condom.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (o2MD2)

240 Saying the Pope is probably gonna die by the end of 2022 isn't exactly news...it's more proper actuary table use...dude is old, didn't live the comfiest life, and probably has some chronic issues during an era of numerous widespread viruses that work to take down those exact types of folks.

Posted by: Nova local at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (exHjb)

241 She'd have done better, too, to invest some of that dough in a gym membership.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021
++++
HAHAHAHA! Expecting something besides crazy out of a crazy dame?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021


***
No, just that the rational choice (spend $5000 or spend $20?) was there. She either never considered it, or rejected it out of hand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (txdEq)

242 The Old Testament tells us we are to hate evil.

So the Pope dying is not going to be a black mark on our sin card.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (DcKNO)

243 235 I wonder if she fucked the fake, stand-in groom?


I'm not sure the strap on would fit around her "thicc"ness

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (j9HX3)

244

Dead Pope dominates girls swim competition winning psychopath kitty and dumb bitch events! Film at 11:00!

Posted by: MSNBC at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (6NUZJ)

245 Didn't they lose a couple of giraffes and a lion after they got the covid drug and sadly died of sudden-onset old age?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (wAnMi)

You made me go read the link! No mention made of the giraffe being given the Coof vaxx, but the Aussies are crazy enough right now that I would not bet serious $$$ against it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (P3gRi)

246 This busty, light-eyed brunette promises you that she is not anywhere close to as crazy as Jacqueline:
https://is.gd/JgmWmp


Yes, but she's doing the sucking in your cheeks thing, which I find irritating because it's so fake.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (ZsR3z)

247 Primae Noctis for the fake groom.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (/uaBM)

248 So did Pope Francis do the wedding?

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (0OP+5)

249 She's into sci-fi, guns and property rights.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (DU+/6)

I'm in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (XvPQV)

250 133 Wasn't Mickey Rourke the pope for a while?
Posted by: klaftern


Holy crap! I was reading the comments and about to quote Charley telling Paulie to "stick with your own kind."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (jWgwQ)

251 Men would win any sport in which there is an objective scoring system.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (sX1BW)
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Yes all of them. The best woman tennis player admits she would be ranked at best in the top 50 men.... if she could last for a best of five sets.... which she can't.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)

252 Is the Pope Catholic?

Posted by: Just wondering at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (pL/4C)

253 I am still unclear on what the "variants" are. Is the virus -- SARS-CoV-2 -- mutating to different variants? Or is the disease -- COVID-19 -- mutating to different variants?

Corona viruses mutate on a regular cycle. Over time they get less virulent.

COVID came out of a chinese lab, so it didn't start like other coronaviruses, but it seems to be following their pattern.

For example, the corona virus that caused the "flu" pandemic of the 1890 is still around and we experience it as "the common cold", but it killed a lot of people when it first emerged from asia.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (ESjRY)

254 I will celebrate when Pope Commiehomo slips the surly bonds of Earth. I'm not without some sympathy for him, though. I do hope he outlives Puddinhead.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (sWM8x)

255

Looked at some of the stats going back at UPenn.

They had some fast swimmers in the past, but none came close to this one.

In the 200 freestyle, absolutely crushed everyone going back years. LOL

So perhaps along with mechanics there is a stamina component.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (XnbJC)

256 {{SMH}} yep. There are days I just ignore it all and retreat into my own little world.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (nxdel)

257 I wonder if she fucked the fake, stand-in groom?


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*looks at pic

He ghey. So no.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (APnjM)

258 Boiling your kid's pet bunny is like child's play to Jacqueline. Give her a wide berth. And I mean wide.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (4I/2K)

259 And with a huge semiconductor shortage, can you think of a worse time for a couple of those to be set off? Not that there's ever a good time, mind you...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (nRMeC)

I've read the "One Second After" series enough times to know this is super-plus-very-bad.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (Rl7KJ)

260 It will come to him and to all of us at some point
Posted by: JoeF.

In agreement with you on that, but will you read his obituary with great enthusiasm?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * we few, we happy few, we band of morons at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (fM0Dq)

I do get caught up in the pomp of Pope funerals and the the selection of a new Pope.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (mR6Gs)

261 And with a huge semiconductor shortage, can you think of a worse time for a couple of those to be set off? Not that there's ever a good time, mind you...


yeah what a COINCIDENCE it would be if "North Korea" sent some EMPs our way right now

shocking

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (j9HX3)

262 Speaking of being Catholic - tomorrow is The Immaculate Conception of The Blessed Virgin Mary. A Holy Day of Obligation. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (mD/uy)

263 Maybe the giraffe was going to be adopted by another zoo so the had the cops go over and murder it

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (RnqIf)

264 251 Men would win any sport in which there is an objective scoring system.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (sX1BW)
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Yes all of them. The best woman tennis player admits she would be ranked at best in the top 50 men.... if she could last for a best of five sets.... which she can't.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)

McEnroe got in trouble for saying this. And it wouldn't even be top 50. Just look at the average serve speeds.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (KbCG3)

265 Just read the fake wedding and don't get it, all that was supposed to get a old flame fired up?
I got that it's have a nice life, I plan too

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (2JoB8)

266 Yes all of them. The best woman tennis player admits she would be ranked at best in the top 50 men.... if she could last for a best of five sets.... which she can't.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)

More like 500.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (Z5y5O)

267 You made me go read the link! No mention made of the giraffe being given the Coof vaxx, but the Aussies are crazy enough right now that I would not bet serious $$$ against it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (P3gRi)


Sorry - didn't mean "they" as the Aussies and this particular giraffe, but IIRC there were some zoos here in the USA that drugged their animals - either San Diego or Houston or someplace I assumed would know better.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (wAnMi)

268 Oh there are ways to handle it. The first thing any man has to know is what shit tests are and how to handle them.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021


***
I think the ex-boyfriend handled this test just fine. "Huh. Jackie's getting married. Poor guy. Think I'll have another Heineken."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (txdEq)

269 So does Benedict resume his Papacy after Frank goes tits up? Franks not the Pope anyway

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (7ZQe3)

270 Maybe if she had faked marrying a busty lesbian...

Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (0hbQ6)

271 I have not thought about it but there might be something other than murder.
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (RnqIf)

Where does an ass whipping fall on the spectrum?

Posted by: Golfman at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (hOMhY)

272 Wasn't there some writer at Hot Air that was ALWAYS defending this Pope and saying the media was just taking him out of context?

It's too bad that "hot take" wasn't true. The media was actually being very accurate.

My favorite is you don't need to believe in God to go to Heaven. That's about as textbook as you can get for heresy .

Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (PwNLq)

273 I envy you people who can laugh at life.

I see a story like that poor German woman and I think how sad that she is never going to have her dream wedding so she slipped into this delusional plan as a coping strategy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (jWgwQ)

274 Not really an option for Catholics is my understanding.
==
The U.S. government provides more funding for the Catholic church than the people in the pews.

You read that correctly. And yes, Obama was the guy pulling those strings.

Posted by: oddly enough, the liberals weren't talking separation of church and state on immigration at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (dYvVO)

275 Hopefully the Red Pope's impending demise will get him to get right with God, but...we will see I suppose.

The man has been a bad leader of the church, impious, and sided with the worst of our political leaders.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (ESjRY)

276 Yes all of them. The best woman tennis player admits she would be ranked at best in the top 50 men.... if she could last for a best of five sets.... which she can't.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)

What about sports like target shooting? or archery? Could a woman be better than a man? just wondering..

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (hV9ir)

277 >>I can manage indifference at most.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (nxdel)

I thought that was one thing you didn't have to manage.

Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (HgGBT)

278 Is the Pope Catholic?
Posted by: Just wondering at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (pL/4C)

Martin Luther was more Catholic than Frankie, and I'm not joking.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (mR6Gs)

279 The fact that many cats will fall somewhere on the psychopathy spectrum may be attributable to their animalistic nature, researchers said in an earlier statement to UK media.

Bzzzzzt. Wrong. Their psychopathy is due to *climate change*. No more taxpayer money for you!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (DTX3h)

280 When a giraffe dies, do they just keel over?

Cause that could be dangerous if you were nearby. I imagine getting wacked by a falling giraffe head would take most people out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (Y5qcH)

281 Sci-fi, guns, property rights and hot monkey gay sex.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (/uaBM)

282 There are days I just ignore it all and retreat into my own little world.
___

I find myself doing that more and more.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (fBYY+)

283 Maybe the next pope wont be an outright socialist/communist.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (bVYXr)

Maybe the next pope will be a Catholic.
Posted by: Flyover at December 07, 2021 04:31

*Fingers crossed*

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

284 Rank and file Catholics need to find some way to push against the direction the Vatican has been going.

One of my SIL's is a "practicing Catholic" and is a die hard leftist. Everyone in hubs family was raised Catholic and they have all left the church except her.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (nxdel)

285 I see a story like that poor German woman and I think how sad that she is never going to have her dream wedding so she slipped into this delusional plan as a coping strategy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (jWgwQ)
++++
Sometimes the ship has sailed. That sucks. When it happens, though, you can always choose to just acknowledge that instead of living out some weird ersatz version of it in a hare-brained scheme to achieve that which you have permanently lost. That isn't coping, that's insanity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (DU+/6)

286 I was Willowed with this but it fits here.

We need to start #FJBV.

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I'm still trying to get F. LeBron James rolling.C

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (FVME7)

287 Martin Luther was more Catholic than Frankie, and I'm not joking.
Posted by: JoeF
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He was also more Christian.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (fBYY+)

288 273 I envy you people who can laugh at life.

I see a story like that poor German woman and I think how sad that she is never going to have her dream wedding so she slipped into this delusional plan as a coping strategy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (jWgwQ)

She's an irrational narcissist. If she wasn't, she would've kept this plan to herself. She's basking in this attention because she has no sense of shame. It's like people who post sad pictures of their kids when nobody comes to their birthday parties. I laugh at all of it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (KbCG3)

289 I envy you people who can laugh at life.

I see a story like that poor German woman and I think how sad that she is never going to have her dream wedding so she slipped into this delusional plan as a coping strategy.
==
If it makes you feel any better at all, I'm pretty sure that the reluctant ex boyfriend, is also a complete delusion. She's completely living in a fantasy world. Did you see the room she was in?

Posted by: we think different at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (1uoDf)

290 This is civilizational degeneration at work.

Rittenhouse previously wanted to be a cop (maybe a firefighter), now he wants to be a lawyer, so give it another six months on this downward trajectory and he'll want to be something truly reprehensible like an FBI agent just so he can eventually retire as a CNN analyst.

Posted by: Match Checksout at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (dYe5S)

291 The communist who Biden nominated for the Office of Comptroller of the Currency, Saule Omarova, just took herself out of the running.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (ZLI7S)

292 282 There are days I just ignore it all and retreat into my own little world.
___

I find myself doing that more and more.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (fBYY+)

I had to do a hearing test today. I was wonder what one of those setups costs. I was nice and peaceful in that box.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (Y5qcH)

293 "She's obviously insane but that might have some advantages, at least for a couple of weeks."

Well, an insane pathological liar named Brandon now calls himself president. It seems to have worked out for him. Seems like a lot of that going around...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (VpIIl)

294 I wonder did they save the miniature giraffe embryos? Because those would be like priceless.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (0OP+5)

295
Robert Sarah for the next pope!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (/U27+)

296 I see a story like that poor German woman and I think how sad that she is never going to have her dream wedding so she slipped into this delusional plan as a coping strategy.

Agree. She could adopt the male strategy for that situation, i.e. drink and masturbate a lot, but I doubt it would work for a woman. They're more emotionally invested.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (ZsR3z)

297 The Lenin Prize winner from Moscow State, and Biden's banking (OCC) nominee, withdrew today. Ding dong, the witch is gone!

She never made her thesis public, so I'm hoping that comes out now. Let's see it!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (raQcc)

298 I see a story like that poor German woman and I think how sad that she is never going to have her dream wedding so she slipped into this delusional plan as a coping strategy.


well yes that is exactly what happened, you're right. the other story is her rationalization. she wanted to create her wishes in actual meatspace and make lots of people participate.

women do this. esp borderline-personality ones. which is many of them.

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (j9HX3)

299 She's obviously insane but that might have some advantages, at least for a couple of weeks.
__________

Be very careful. There are two kinds of crazy. There's Night You Never Forget Crazy, the kind you want. But there's also The Night You Don't Survive Crazy. Avoid the second. You don't want the sex life of a praying mantis. (I suspect AOC fits that 2nd group.)

Posted by: Eeyore at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (7X3UV)

300 This worked on Two and a Half Men. Rose, the psycho got her man that way. Why didn't it work for me? Why OH WHY?!?!?!

Posted by: Jacqueline the Thicc at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (iDcra)

301 The new survey of Republican voters found that Hageman, a GOP activist and Cheyenne land and water rights attorney, leads Cheney, 38%-18%.
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She still has 18%. Proof madcow disease still does exist.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (GYllL)

302 In the inevitable Hallmark Christmas Movie, Prop Groom would be appalled that someone could be so insincere as to fake a wedding for such a purpose and he views Wedding Girl with contempt. However, he needs the money so he goes along. But in time, he realizes that he has come to love her, and she, him.

Then Old Boyfriend shows up and Prop Groom misreads the situation, thinking Wedding Girl has used him simply to achieve the sought-after result of getting Old Boyfriend back. He leaves her a note accusing Wedding Girl of the worst duplicity and of tearing out his heart and he heads for the airport.

Wedding Girl gets the note and realizes what has happened. She jumps in a cab and heads out after Prop Groom.

Prop Groom's car has fortuitously broken down along the way and Wedding Girl's cab pulls up behind it. Wedding Girl explains what really happened and the two have tearful reunion, swearing never to leave each other's side again. Final shot is the cab driver looking on at this romantic event with a tear in his eye.

The End.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (guGkK)

303 What's the likelihood that Poop Francis will take Diaper Joe with him?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (BPuaD)

304 295
Robert Sarah for the next pope!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (/U27+)

Would love this but he is getting up there in age, isn't he?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (hV9ir)

305 Assuming this is not some sort of media gaslighting on jacqueline which is difficult today, this is the end result from decades of media and entertainment programming people with Not So stories and dubious 'studies' and 'experts'.

Destruction of relations between the sexes is dystopian and promotes civilization rot. Same as denying the genetic origins of sex Di-morphism between males and females.

So the question has to be who benefits from this ridiculous mockery of reality and who is purposefully trying to disincentivize nuclear family formation by poisoning the well.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (9hXN1)

306 their power seems to extend far beyond the sub-100 IQ cohort. Almost every interaction I have only deepens my amazement and despair at the ignorance and laziness of people well above the 100 level, when it comes to this topic.
Posted by: rhomboid
Yup. You are right. I was rushing. For sure the press believe, etc. It is depressing.

Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (oTuGd)

307 Dang, she could play tight end on a female football team, if such things existed.

But tastes vary.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (OTzUX)

that level of crazy i doubt her ring is that tight.

she's probably a wide receiver...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (8D42x)

308 I don't get giraffe jokes.


They go over my head.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (axyOa)

309 Dead Pope dominates girls swim competition winning psychopath kitty and dumb bitch events! Film at 11:00!
Posted by: MSNBC at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (6NUZJ)

Golf clap for the summary.

Posted by: Golfman at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (hOMhY)

310 If Francis dies, all the liberals will express heartfelt regret. But they still won't go to church.

Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (HgGBT)

311 I had to do a hearing test today. I was wonder what one of those setups costs. I was nice and peaceful in that box.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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lol

That would be nice to have.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (fBYY+)

312 I wish ABP Vigano would be Pope, but the globohomo's in the Vatican won't allow it. Vigano would clean the place out of the globohomo mafia.

Posted by: TradCatholic at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (mE7cY)

313 That isn't coping, that's insanity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

Posted by: Garland Green at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (Do5/p)

314 Chimpanzees rate high on that Sociopath scale too, as I would suppose Dolphins would.

Cats are like people, they like doing things they are good at, and they are good at hunting. They also have particular species requirements for dealing with interfeline boundaries, which is a large change from the wild cats they were domesticated from.
And they like to sing in the bathroom and garage where there is good acoustics.

I would LOVE to hear what the researchers think of gamers

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (ZMraq)

315 ...sudden-onset old age?
Posted by: clutch cargo

Do you have any links on this disease?
I think I may have that. How the fuck am I all of a sudden 29?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (jWgwQ)

316 @251

The best womens tennis player would be aced off the court in straight sets by the top 25 mens players and would rank around 200 on the mens tour.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (Avp4z)

317 The U.S. government provides more funding for the Catholic church than the people in the pews.

You read that correctly. And yes, Obama was the guy pulling those strings.
Posted by: oddly enough, the liberals weren't talking separation of church and state on immigration at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (dYvVO)


I know that's the case in Germany, but wasn't aware that happened here. Are you referring to funding thru tax avoidance?

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

318 "Aww. Makes you think -- she was just two years older than we pretend to be."

Hey! I'm 29...

Ok, x2.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (De/Wj)

319 beat her in a meet I'm not sure I'd want him to survive the walk to the parking lot'.
Posted by: J

That is a bit much
Posted by: Y5


Perhaps so. But it's the Rittenhouse situation. A culture that won't keep its fringes under control through the legal channels is going to experience other means of maintaining that control.

Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (8erNz)

320 I am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (APnjM)

321 The End.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (guGkK)
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Green light. I've not only heard of worse rom-coms than that premise, I've *seen* some of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (DU+/6)

322 The communist who Biden nominated for the Office of Comptroller of the Currency, Saule Omarova, just took herself out of the running.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM


She never had a chance, but someone in the joe biden circle put her name in the mix. My money is on jarrett.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (bVYXr)

323 And what's more -- she's new at being a woman! She just started being a woman last year!

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Boxers, briefs, or shrinkage when in the water?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (faFEp)

324 we are invading Ukraine??

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (hV9ir)

325 Is the Pope Catholic?
Posted by: Just wondering at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (pL/4C)
........

I don't know, but I hear he shits in the woods.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

326 That fake wedding story is a hoax. If she'd really wanted ex-boyfriend to call she'd have "married" a woman.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (sWM8x)

327 Be very careful. There are two kinds of crazy. There's Night You Never Forget Crazy, the kind you want. But there's also The Night You Don't Survive Crazy. Avoid the second. You don't want the sex life of a praying mantis.
Posted by: Eeyore

"Wait. Don't go.
I was going to make espresso!"

Posted by: Crazy Former Girlfriend at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (mD/uy)

328 And what's more -- she's new at being a woman! She just started being a woman last year!

She's a rookie

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)

329 I'm gonna go with, because she's batshit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)


That's odd, I don't think that has ever been a problem ever.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (ZMraq)

330 The parimutuel action on the next Pope is gonna be lit.

Down the stretch they come!

Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (taPSh)

331 I am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM


I endorse this plan!

Posted by: Napolean Bonapart at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (bVYXr)

332 I think the fake wedding chick is actually playing one-dimensional chess.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (tu3iY)

333 The End.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (guGkK)
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Come to think of it, I just realized something: the "romantic comedy" genre is dead. I haven't seen one advertised in ages. Are they too heteronormative?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (DU+/6)

334 Pets tend toward loyalty toward those that feed them and protect them, their adopted tribe. That video of the cat that attacked the dog that was attacking "his" child would refute the "psychopath" label. . . .

Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021


***
My cats have always been self-centered; they consider me to be at their beck and call (and are horribly surprised when I'm not); they have no problem with hunting, torturing, and killing helpless creatures smaller than they are. But they've always enjoyed my company, trust me (well, as much as they can), show me affection even when not hungry, and seem to miss me when I'm gone. And they do learn by experience in a lot of departments -- something human psychopaths often have trouble with.

If they're psychos, they're awfully good-looking ones.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (txdEq)

335 What's the likelihood that Poop Francis will take Diaper Joe with him?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (BPuaD)


Only if he lets joe drive.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (axyOa)

336 I'm not Catholic, so the Pope means little to me other than, in theory and probably truth, he is a man that devoted his life to the God of Israel and is well studied in the holy word of the Lord.

So while I disagree with him on many topics, I don't think he is any more or less human or sinful than any other man.

I also recognize that while he appears to be the Woke Pope, many on the left will try to bend his words to their benefit, even if it's not exactly what he said. I take all of the "The Pope said it's okay to be gay" stuff with a grain of salt, because some are looking for a reason to disagree to justify their denouncement of his position and some are looking to twist his comments in an effort to justify their own positions.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (7F9te)

337 What about sports like target shooting? or archery? Could a woman be better than a man? just wondering..
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (hV9ir)

=======

Wasn't the Soviet Union's deadliest sharpshooter during WW2 a woman?

Posted by: Turn Two at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (0RiY+)

338 The new survey of Republican voters found that Hageman, a GOP activist and Cheyenne land and water rights attorney, leads Cheney, 38%-18%.
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She still has 18%. Proof madcow disease still does exist.
Posted by: Capital Eff
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The play will be to get some other "activist" to run and split the vote, it's a standard GOP-E tactic.

McCain liked to do it every time he was up in a primary.

Sometimes it was the Establishment machine doing it, sometimes it really was just random weirdos that didn't care they were ruining the chances of a better conservative, they thought they deserved to win.

Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (PwNLq)

339 The man has been a bad leader of the church, impious, and sided with the worst of our political leaders.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (ESjRY)

That can be said about many Popes.

Posted by: TC at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (vEj4+)

340 I am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently, Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.
Posted by: runner
___

God help them.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (fBYY+)

341
Who says you can't remain anonymous and land a Fox News interview?


Did Fox pre-empt the anonymous interview with an Israeli tank stuck in the mud? I've heard that they pull that stunt once in awhile.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (n+4am)

342 -
What about sports like target shooting? or archery? Could a woman be better than a man? just wondering..

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM -
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Women compete directly with men in many long range rifle competitions. And they win quite often.

Posted by: irright at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (SchQD)

343 I am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.
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What could go wrong?

Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (raQcc)

344 What is the men's 1650 freestyle record?

Finke, a sophomore, won in 14:12.08, breaking the record held by Zane Grothe, who swam the 1,650 in 14:18.25 at the 2017 USA Swimming Winter Nationals.

Trans dude wouldn't even place as a man.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (I13C0)

345 26 Is it me or does Francis the Pope resemble Mutangi the Giraffe?
____________

It's you.

The giraffe is cute. Francis the Commie, not so much.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (k4dH2)

346 I am still unclear on what the "variants" are. Is the virus -- SARS-CoV-2 -- mutating to different variants?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Yup the viruses are mutating to different variants. They can sequence the DNA. Scientists have decided. Okay, this amount of genetic variation equals a new greek letter, a new variant. But how much variation in flu, for example, constitutes a new flu each year? We have been at cv19 for more than 2 years. We should be at CV20, then CV21, and soon CV22. But they keep using these greek letters to pretend it is all the same.

Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (oTuGd)

347 331 I am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM


I endorse this plan!
Posted by: Napolean Bonapart at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (bVYXr)

Me too!

Posted by: Anonymous Austrian Corporal at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (mE7cY)

348 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (guGkK)

Prop Groom is a A+++ name. Register it, quick!

Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

349 The thing with Der chunknfrau was not the wedding, not even marrying that guy, rather ir was to have that guy go back to her and profess his eternal love for her

If she had just tweeted him that she loved him and wanted her sweater puppies to be his forever he might have said yes, but that would not be what she wanted.

Now she is sitting at home with her sweater puppies.

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (RnqIf)

350 So while I disagree with him on many topics, I don't think he is any more or less human or sinful than any other man.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Sorry my friend - I have to disagree. He's actively supported and protected child pervs.

Most real men would not do that.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (mD/uy)

351
I know that's the case in Germany, but wasn't aware that happened here. Are you referring to funding thru tax avoidance?
==
Millions and Millions to religious groups to resettle migrants. Not just Catholics, but most of the big denominations. SA is pretty Catholic tho, so they get a lot of migrants taking their services. THe Govt pays them cash money. A lot. Massive.

Posted by: a broken record at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (oz0Af)

352 I am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently, Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.
Posted by: runner


Because Ukraine is weak, and needs support.

Posted by: Kramer at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (0hbQ6)

353 So while I disagree with him on many topics, I don't think he is any more or less human or sinful than any other man.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger

_____

Bible is pretty clear people like him get judged way more harshly.

I can look past the left-wing politics like say being overly concerned about global warming, but I can't look past him constantly engaging in heresy.

Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (PwNLq)

354 sometimes Ace's "There shall be one set of rules, or there shall be no rules" Rule applies to Catholicism. Francis gets called all kinds of things, but . . He's the Pope. In Catholicism, there is no "obey, when you're cool with the rules" guidance for the laity. Pray pay and obey isn't a suggestion.

So it's ironic to hear the Traditional voices, and I'm of that persuasion myself, calling for changes in the Clergy. Folks, that cuts both ways.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (IEchO)

355 If you stayed in the military under FJB, you have it coming to you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (I13C0)

356 >>>am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently, Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.
Posted by: runner

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So, FJB is not a fan of history,.

Posted by: Turn Two at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (0RiY+)

357 320 I am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (APnjM)

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Make Being Sent to the Russian Front Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (2Xo7F)

358 That can be said about many Popes.

That's why I am not catholic

But, Pope Frankie isn't playing at Pope to build a realm for his kid like past bad popes - he is using the church to destroy the church.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (ESjRY)

359 I have family that will have a conservative Evangelical Church, some nitwit Pastor rolls in and starts down a Social Gospel path like winking at gay marriage. The whole Congregation just leaves and the church is in debt and the checks stop coming.

Not really an option for Catholics is my understanding.
Posted by: Blago

It does, but not as quick.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (M4qcY)

360 I don't think Pope Francis is dying. The Vatican is a political entity. Someone has some reason for getting out this info now

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (poMoX)

361 The Pope or the anti-Pope?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (yQpMk)

362 I still remember when the left told us we couldn't vote for Trump because he'd start a bunch of wars.

Then they impeached him for not starting any new wars.

Looks like Biden misses having a war what with getting kicked out of 'Stan...so now he's going to start the biggest war he can...that'll show that Trump!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (ESjRY)

363 women can do as well as or near to as men in:

shooting sports
some types of gymnastics (it's subjective)
figure skating
long-distance swimming (not really but they at least do decently)
free-diving (same as above, they don't have the lung capacity but so far do at least in the ballpark as some men)

anyway Penn has screwed DI women's sports with this. there was I THOUGHT a limit to this in Division I. but as usual, the ivies do what they want. and now the door is open and half all the girls teams in colleges will be male

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (j9HX3)

364 Someone has some reason for getting out this info now
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (poMoX)

They want to see which Cardinals book flights to the vatican.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (I13C0)

365 he is using the church to destroy the church

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He will not destroy the Church. He cannot destroy It.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

366 IC I think so, shooting is more a body control as is archery, it might be in those types of contests there are just more men so a bigger pool. Seen some women on YouTube that have to be high rank shooters.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (2JoB8)

367 320 I am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (APnjM)

If Xi-den blunders us into a war with Russia in the Donbass regions, may it be referred to the "Dumbass War" for all eternity. Hopefully it won't be from the radioactive wasteland though.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (Rl7KJ)

368 I don't think Pope Francis is dying. The Vatican is a political entity. Someone has some reason for getting out this info now
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Yep, and like any institution populated by sinful human beings, there's going to be corruption.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (fBYY+)

369 I don't think Pope Francis is dying. The Vatican is a political entity. Someone has some reason for getting out this info now
==
Newsmax needed some pay per view clicks.

it was behind a paywall.

no one else is reporting it.

If Ed Pentin, or Arroyo report it. Pay attention. Otherwise, its a hustle.

Posted by: a broken record at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (++f+f)

370 Where did biden say we were sending troops anywhere

Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (RnqIf)

371 Can someone explain to me why it is illegal to carry "too much" cash on your person or in your luggage? The Feds say the person "might" be guilty of money laundering.
WTF?! Well, OK, prove it then. but until then, leave the person and their money alone.

These asset seizures are robbery.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6ceuw7

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (raQcc)

372 Only 17 looting days until Christmas!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (UuD2k)

373 I don't think Pope Francis is dying. The Vatican is a political entity. Someone has some reason for getting out this info now
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (poMoX)

Also by saying by the "end of 2022" gives them a lot of wiggle room

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (mR6Gs)

374 What the Brandon regime needs is a nice war to distract attention from all the crap it's created. Of course, the war is bound to be a great success and it will do wonders for the economy. /s

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (/uaBM)

375 NatSec Advisor Jake Sullivan Says Biden "Looked Putin the Eye" and Warned Him of 'Strong' Response if Russia Invades Ukraine

Would that be his non-blood filled eye?

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (GYllL)

376
These asset seizures are robbery.


Yep.

And yet no matter who you vote for they remain.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (ESjRY)

377 You know, if fake Pope Frankie believes half the churchy stuff he pretends to, which I don't believe he does, he'd have to be trying to put off this dying thing as long as he possibly can.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (YV6PJ)

378 There is a joke here, somewhere.

Pope Francis and Joe Biden get to the pearly gates...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (I13C0)

379 Gas lines, Pope smoke, and loud, loud nukeses...

Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (taPSh)

380 Fenelon, could you please send me your email address? I have a private message for you.

I'm at QDPSJL at the gmail thingy. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (L2ZTs)

381 They don't, in general, make movies anymore that don't have loads of special effects and loud noises. So romcoms are out.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (8548M)

382 If you stayed in the military under FJB, you have it coming to you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (I13C0)

Some people do not have a legitimate choice with service obligations extending beyond administrations.

Posted by: Stan at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (SH2Zi)

383 As Puddin's support has steadily dwindled, I've been wondering if he'll play the war card. It might be his only hope of political survival.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (sWM8x)

384 We have been at cv19 for more than 2 years. We should be at CV20, then CV21, and soon CV22. But they keep using these greek letters to pretend it is all the same.

Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM

Right, that's my point. They keep calling the virus COVID, but that is the disease that is supposedly caused by SARS-CoV-2. Ask the average person and I bet they think there are variants of COVID, when these variants are of the virus, SARS-CoV-2. Do all the variants cause the same disease? Or with each new variant, they are causing new diseases?

I'm still baffled that people don't realize that "the vaccines" we're all being mandated to get 'or else' were designed for the original variant of SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. And don't work at all on all the new virus variants.

Not only that, but no one has explained how they supposedly, for the first time in history, not only created a coronavirus vaccine, they created multiple and did it in 1/3 the time it has always taken to create vaccines (18 months).

Posted by: Garland Green at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (Do5/p)

385 Pope Frankie is dying. You are dying. I am dying. It's all just a matter of time.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (/uaBM)

386 This bit about being all upset because crazy men decide they're women and then decide to compete at sports is not worth all the trouble.

Let's face it that women's sports was invented because they couldn't compete with men so they locked them out. Then along came feminism and nothing that men did in private amongst themselves was considered off limits. In fact it seemed to stimulate aggression and lawsuits by the women. Not caring that it really defeated the whole concept that men thought was a good thing to keep women apart from them in some areas to preserve a balance for both gender's sakes.

Now that's coming back to bite them and frankly, I couldn't care less. Why do we perpetuate women's sports? They're never going to be professionals or even go on to an Olympic contest. So what purpose does it serve? It's merely discrimination against men and till now they were allowed to get away with it. Try something else ladies. Or change the rules and admit that men are better than women at some things. Or strive to compete and win against them.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (1hoTV)

387
Who (real person) was born "John Elroy Sanford?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (dtUS3)

388 We (and by we, I mean Joe Biden acting as representative of the US) may have screwed Ukraine as a country. But Ukraine was dumb to give up its nuclear weapons. Never give up your nuclear weapons.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (sX1BW)

389 CHICKS WITH DICKS BATTALIONS SHIT MY PANTS,

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (Z5y5O)

390 Hey, um, Americans, this whole "go to war in the Crimea thing" really isn't as easy as it looks.

You, uh, might want to reconsider.

Posted by: The Light Brigade at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (ESjRY)

391 Annnd, we're back...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (Do5/p)

392 Why is the fate of the Ukraine our business? They aren't in NATO, they don't have anything we need.

I fail to see why protecting a corrupt oligarchy from a corrupt autocracy is in our interest.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (yQpMk)

393 Sundowner and the Leftis6ts screamed Russia, Russia, Russia you would think they would dive right at the chance to start something.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (2JoB8)

394 360 I don't think Pope Francis is dying. The Vatican is a political entity. Someone has some reason for getting out this info now
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (poMoX)
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Pope Francis has Omnicron. Insiders, watching CNN way too much, think its a death sentence and hit panic button.

Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (G0vdT)

395 -
Nancy Tompkins is one of the best rifle shooters in the world.

Posted by: irright at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (SchQD)

396 371 Can someone explain to me why it is illegal to carry "too much" cash on your person or in your luggage?

Answer: The feckless GOP.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (GYllL)

397 354 sometimes Ace's "There shall be one set of rules, or there shall be no rules" Rule applies to Catholicism. Francis gets called all kinds of things, but . . He's the Pope. In Catholicism, there is no "obey, when you're cool with the rules" guidance for the laity. Pray pay and obey isn't a suggestion."

Good explanation of why so many of us have been Protestants for 500 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (trdmm)

398 Elton John?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (I13C0)

399
"Looked Putin the Eye"

Does this bullshit sound very familiar to any of you??

It should.

Think about it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (dtUS3)

400 Pearl Harbor was a romcom with plenty of explosions.

And Alec Baldwin as Gen. Doolittle, too tall and not bald so bad casting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (g5tpK)

401 Who (real person) was born "John Elroy Sanford?"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (dtUS3)

Red Foxx.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Z5y5O)

402 Only place I see a woman in the Top 10, and possibly the Top 5 of a men's sport is right now in women's figure skating - the 1 Russian woman who pulls off quads like guys and does as many, while actually looking graceful and pretty, would probably beat everyone worldwide except maybe Nathan Chen...but she's a freak of nature...

Kinda like Simone Biles was, who probably could have gone toe to toe with guys on floor and vault...and least in the Top 10...

Posted by: Nova local at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (exHjb)

403 >>I fail to see why protecting a corrupt oligarchy from a corrupt autocracy is in our interest.

Might be in Joe and Hunter's interest.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

404 I imagine both China and Russia are waiting for the other guy to invade a neighbor (Taiwan/Ukraine) so that they can slip in and invade their neighbor knowing the US *might* commit to defending one, but not the second.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (jWgwQ)

405 Good explanation of why so many of us have been Protestants for 500 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM

=====

Some of us are more 29 than others, I suppose.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (sGnvY)

406 "Martin Luther was more Catholic than Frankie, and I'm not joking -Posted by: JoeF -
He was also more Christian. Posted by: SMH

Very good points ... Luther tried reform within the Catholic church.

It's like the scene in "Contact" where the chair is bolted to the (Institutional Catholicism) floor, and has to break free to stop the shaking.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Cus5s)

407 Why is the fate of the Ukraine our business? They aren't in NATO, they don't have anything we need.

I fail to see why protecting a corrupt oligarchy from a corrupt autocracy is in our interest.
==
The deep state loves UKRAINE!!! It is literally a giant Fcukin' ATM. The amount of grifting and kickbacks is staggering. It Putin takes it over, they are locked out.

So, yeah, there is a legit chance Uncle Touchy will jump in there with both feet.

Posted by: a broken record at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (b153x)

408 John Elroy -Sanford

.....

Helluva quarterback. Shoulda won the Heismann IMO.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (7F9te)

409 If Biden is sending troops anywhere it's to shore up his abysmal polling numbers and get Romney Republicans to blather about "politics stopping at the water's edge " bullshit.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (mR6Gs)

410 There are days I just ignore it all and retreat into my own little world.
___

I find myself doing that more and more.
Posted by: SMH

My squirrels have started charging me admission. Ruthless little thugs they are.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * we few, we happy few, we band of morons at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (fM0Dq)

411 but no one has explained how they supposedly, for the first time in history, not only created a coronavirus vaccine, they created multiple and did it in 1/3 the time it has always taken to create vaccines (18 months).

The left has an answer to that actually.

You see they were already working on the Moderna cancer drug that never got approved. So, uh, tah dah!

More seriously - the problem with every corona virus vaccine before this one is the disease mutated too quickly to vaccinate against. Which is why the Moronic Variant is...what you'd expect would happen. If you weren't stupid.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (ESjRY)

412
Elton John?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


No. Good guess. I wonder what his real name is?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (dtUS3)

413 you know, that thing with Kyle Trial and his new quest to go to law schoool, you'd think that being a trial lawyer was hard but those 4 lawyers were all kind of unimpressive. Like, anyone can do it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (ZZK0E)

414 Bowing to pressure from President Xi, Joe Biden announced this afternoon that American diplomats will attend the Winter Olympics but will not tip any of their waitstaff.

Posted by: Still Shaving w/ Schick at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (e/gaB)

415 When the Pope offered to 'break bread' with Cadaver Joe, Joe thought he said 'break wind' and so he promptly shit his pants.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (BPuaD)

416 367 320 I am sorry to interrupt this beautiful chat, but apparently Bidet wants to send US soldiers to a place called Ukraine. To fight the Russians. In winter.
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (APnjM)

If Xi-den blunders us into a war with Russia in the Donbass regions, may it be referred to the "Dumbass War" for all eternity. Hopefully it won't be from the radioactive wasteland though.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (Rl7KJ)

Biden won't do shit, NATO won't do shit, and Putin knows nobody will do shit. Which is probably why its going to happen. Biden "warning" Putin is like the chihuahua dog snarling right before the Rottweiler decides to take his bone and heads at him in a dead run.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (trdmm)

417 Ukraine Warns Millions Of Refugees Will Flee Into Europe If War Starts.

I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.

Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (SH2Zi)

418
Influencers are operating at absolute peak if they play two dimensional chess.


ace is en fuego!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (3l5Yq)

419 My tennis club has six giraffes now. They tore down 4 tennis courts ( we still have 24 courts) and built a multi million dollar giraffe enclosure/ park. I call the club a tennis zoo now.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (ergrq)

420 In a related study, 4 out of 5 scientists were found to pick their boogers and wipe them on the office furniture when no one was looking.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (BPuaD)

Bullshit. The fifth one's a liar.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (MFphb)

421
Who (real person) was born "John Elroy Sanford?"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (dtUS3)

Red Foxx.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Correct!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (dtUS3)

422 "Very good points ... Luther tried reform within the Catholic church."

It would have been much easier for the Pope to say something like, " You make a good point, Martin. Now shut up and here's a Red Hat."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (mR6Gs)

423 Might be in Joe and Hunter's interest.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)


*touches nose*

The Oligarchs still have the cancelled checks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (yQpMk)

424 What are the chances that ex-boyfriend saw the fake wedding pictures and contacted the Fake Groom to see if he was available?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (m45I2)

425 watching that podcast with Kyle the Konqueror, he's relaxed AF.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (ZZK0E)

426 The international political situation is like one of those things where about a zillion dominoes have been set up going in a line around and around in a big arena and suddenly Joe Biden stumbles in the door. And drops his ice cream.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (/uaBM)

427 What is the pope sick with, did they say?

Posted by: Megthered at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (sfWd9)

428 Trannie breaks womens records.....


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Takes deep breath....

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (OalnH)

429 Was it actually US troops to the Ukraine? I think was just non-descriptively "Eastern Europe." In any event, I am sure General Miley von Wokster will have an ironclad, full-proof battle plan.

Step 1) Diversity Seminars for all combatant commands (since Diversity is our strength!); Step 2) Several C-17 loads of Kendi X books airlifted into Kiev so Ukrainians can understand White Rage so they'll be worthy of saving; And finally Step 3) Everyone still alive after the war retires from the military and join the Board of Directors of Raytheon (*offer not valid for ranks O7 and lower).

Posted by: Match Checksout at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (dYe5S)

430 My plan is to live forever. So far, so good.

Posted by: Stephen Wright at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (pL/4C)

431 Ukraine, as I understand it, has a more temperate climate -- or closer to that -- than a lot of Russia. Compared to Siberia, it's a garden spot. The high Soviet leaders all wanted villas down there around the Black Sea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (txdEq)

432 395 Nancy Tompkins is one of the best rifle shooters in the world.
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As is Kim Rhode in skeet and trap. Unbelievable shooter.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (sWM8x)

433 Reginald Dwight Eisenhower.

Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (taPSh)

434 I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.


You have much vodka da?

Posted by: Alexander Smirnoff and Vladmir Mendeyev at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

435 Elton John is Dwight something

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (j9HX3)

436 There are many vast tracts of land in the Ukraine, per my research. They should be unfettered and unconstrained by geo-political squabbling.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (4I/2K)

437 Reginald Dwight! that was it

derp

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (j9HX3)

438 OT: But newsworthy. Amazon has suffered a massive IT glitch. Sites that are hosted by or use Amazon cloud services are down and have been all day.

Anecdotally, their return and order services are practically non-existent. I have not seen a single Amazon delivery van the entire day. Usually they are everywhere. I know they have missed delivery deadlines for all of my shipments for today.

Let's Go Bezos.

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (WmGrA)

439 These asset seizures are robbery.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6ceuw7
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (raQcc)


Saw that earlier - this civil asset forfeiture is straight up robbery. So what, they have a K9 that's trained to sniff out cash? Awesome. Why not just straight up outlaw cash, it's what y'all want to do anyway, right? Did it have covid on it?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (wAnMi)

440 The left has an answer to that actually.

You see they were already working on the Moderna cancer drug that never got approved. So, uh, tah dah!

More seriously - the problem with every corona virus vaccine before this one is the disease mutated too quickly to vaccinate against. Which is why the Moronic Variant is...what you'd expect would happen. If you weren't stupid.
Posted by: 18-1


Now do the five year and 10 year safety tests in six months.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (M4qcY)

441 -
These asset seizures are robbery.
-
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Any asset seizure without an arrest and charges filed should be illegal. The seizing entity should be required to pay 10% interest per DAY for failing to return the assets when the citizen is released.

Posted by: irright at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (SchQD)

442 Elton John is Dwight something
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (j9HX

Reginald Kenneth Dwight

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (mR6Gs)

443 Reginald Kenneth Dwight,- Elton John.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (I13C0)

444
I did know this about J6.

https://tinyurl.com/yckzuhby

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (r5BVk)

445 Lucky guess on Red Foxx.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (Z5y5O)

446 I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.

That is very admirable of you. Make sure they are no older than 25. After that age and they start looking like truck drivers.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (GYllL)

447 She never had a chance, but someone in the joe biden circle put her name in the mix. My money is on jarrett.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (bVYXr)

Meanwhile some rogue agents in Cincinnati were...

Posted by: golfman at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (hOMhY)

448 120 "not survive past 2022?"

He could live another year?
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (rDgjh)

It depends on when the Hit is scheduled.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (trdmm)

449 Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (fBYY+)

There are many things I appreciate about the RCC, which is why I post articles on spiritual reflections by the Saints or articles on worthy RC's such as Fr. Titus Brandsma who was just declared blessed and was a Carmelite friar who stood against the Nazis and was killed in a concentration camp, but I did not realize the level of corruption in much of the hierarchy before reading the conservative RC site, Church Militant. It's not only sexual molestation of kids by clergy, but also gang orgies by the hierarchy and molestation of men in seminary and financial malfeasance and well as sending clergy that are conservative to forced stays at places where they are examined for mental fitness simply because they are conservative. This must make RC's weep, but I am glad there are people standing against this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (poMoX)

450
Who (real person) was born "John Elroy Sanford?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM


Redd Foxx

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (DUIap)

451 Ukraine Warns Millions Of Refugees Will Flee Into Europe If War Starts.

I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021


***
I'll relax my usual high (= redhead) standards and take in a brunette.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (txdEq)

452 ace, if you'll just pl

Posted by: creeper at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (cTCuP)

453 407
==
The deep state loves UKRAINE!!! It is literally a giant Fcukin' ATM. The amount of grifting and kickbacks is staggering. It Putin takes it over, they are locked out.

So, yeah, there is a legit chance Uncle Touchy will jump in there with both feet.

Posted by: a broken record at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (b153x)

That and hot blonds, according to buddy who goes there often.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (AmoqO)

454 I fail to see why protecting a corrupt oligarchy from a corrupt autocracy is in our interest.
Posted by: G'rump928

Listen, do you want a war or not?

C'mon man

Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (vd8XM)

455 You say Ukraine is weak?

https://youtu.be/fzLtF_PxbYw

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld Clip at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (pL/4C)

456 Any man that knows that chick should move out of the country. The pope is going to meet his maker.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (ytSiK)

457 "not survive past 2022?"

He could live another year?
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (rDgjh)

It depends on when the Hit is scheduled.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (trdmm)

After the midterms?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (mR6Gs)

458 Well, one thing we know for sure, F. Joe Biden is a helluva strategist and commander in chief.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (FVME7)

459 It does irritate the living shit out of me that feminists, at least the third wave type, are so obsessed with being just like men. WE'RE NOT MEN. WE'RE WOMEN. Promiscuity is different for women. Aggression is different for women. Even leadership is different for women. Instead of railing against mother nature, embrace it, and be WOMEN, not inferior imitations of men.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (8548M)

460 The trannies are gonna freeze their nuts off.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

461 It depends on when the Hit is scheduled.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (trdmm)

Francis is very leftist. he's helping to usher in the one world Order, IMO. I don't think the majority of the Cardinals want a hit on him. They'd want it on somebody who is a conservative.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (poMoX)

462 Reports I've seen say Biden will send troops IF the Rooskies invade.
Thats called a day late and a dollar short.

I'd say no one is that stupid but....

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (axyOa)

463 Hey creeper. : )

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (fBYY+)

464 Ukraine Warns Millions Of Refugees Will Flee Into Europe If War Starts.

___

Somehow I doubt Germany will bend over backwards for them like they have for Syrians. Cuz they are icky whites.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (OalnH)

465 The fake wedding story sounds like it was ginned up over a liquid lunch to sell copies of a tabloid on a slow "news" day.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (nRMeC)

466 A dead pope? I wouldn't trust my church to select another after this one dies. The RC church is broken. Like most other institutions it has gone mad with progessive ideals.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (0OmEj)

467 ace, if you'll please tell me what it is you're drinking today I'll buy you another bottle when I get mine.

Posted by: creeper at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (cTCuP)

468 417 Ukraine Warns Millions Of Refugees Will Flee Into Europe If War Starts.

I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (SH2Zi)

You're yearning for Mila Jovovich. You'll accept Elina Svitolina.

Biden will tell you take in...two people who look nothing like them. And have a Y chromosome to boot. Hope you're fine with that.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (Rl7KJ)

469 427-

Communism and heresy.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (YV6PJ)

470 Well, one thing we know for sure, F. Joe Biden is a helluva strategist and commander in chief.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021


***
And his makeup man is great, hiding that dead-white skin with all the cracks on it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (txdEq)

471 Ukraine Warns Millions Of Refugees Will Flee Into Europe If War Starts.


To offset the Muslim refugees?
That's a win right there.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (mR6Gs)

472 Biden won't do shit, NATO won't do shit, and Putin knows nobody will do shit.

Ukraine will expose all of the US grift and money laundering in an attempt to extort protection from the US, NATO will just sit idle because NATO, and Bai-en will shit himself.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (fLri9)

473
Pope Francis and Joe Biden get to the pearly gates...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


... Saint Peter says, "Guys, idiot says what?"
Frankie and Slow Joe: "What?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (3l5Yq)

474 >>>Only 17 looting days until Christmas!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (UuD2k)

======

No kidding. My Christmas present (iWatch 7) arrived today. Well, I should say the box arrives, sans watch. At least Best Buy sent a new one out for us.

Who would have thunk that a package with Best Buy listed as sender, and warning label for "batteries inside" would be a target for theft?

Posted by: Turn Two at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (0RiY+)

475 watching that podcast with Kyle the Konqueror, he's relaxed AF.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (ZZK0E)

I'd prefer he'd cool his jets if the earlier vid is any indication.

Posted by: golfman at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (hOMhY)

476 {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: creeper at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (cTCuP)

477 But...I'm trying to see the last time the Russians have fielded 175,000 troops in any kind of exercise.
Its been awhile.
But then again, I don't really trust the "sources" for that figure. You know the ones..."Insert Media name here" have military/Intelligence sources that say...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (axyOa)

478 374 What the Brandon regime needs is a nice war to distract attention from all the crap it's created. Of course, the war is bound to be a great success and it will do wonders for the economy. /s

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (/uaBM)

---------

And then when the economy collapses, they can't blame it on the Russians and the war

Out: Wag the Dog.
In: Wag the Dogma.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (2Xo7F)

479 Do all Popes go to heaven? It may work for dogs, but in any case Frankie will soon find out.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (/uaBM)

480
The problem with Ukraine is half the Ukrainians are corrupt shits loyal to Russia -- similar to how half the Americans hate their own country.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (dtUS3)

481 Ukraine Warns Millions Of Refugees Will Flee Into Europe If War Starts.

I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021

***
I'll relax my usual high (= redhead) standards and take in a brunette.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (txdEq)
.......

Tune in for a new season of 90 Day Fiance.

Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

482 449
I hope nobody tells her about the Borgia Popes or the Cadaver Synod.

No merely human institution, run with such knavish imbecility, could possible survived over 2000 years.

Posted by: paraphrasing Belloc at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (oz0Af)

483 RIP Mutangi you beautiful animal.

Jacqueline's ex-boyfriend dodged one big bullet.


Posted by: Cheri at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

484 Somehow I doubt Germany will bend over backwards for them like they have for Syrians. Cuz they are icky whites.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (OalnH)

as if Germany could stop them even if it wanted to.

The dirty secret of NATO is that Germany is now even more thoroughly demilitarized and weak than it was in 1946. Now the Polish might have something to say about Ukes trying to come across their border.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (trdmm)

485 Biden won't do shit, NATO won't do shit, and Putin knows nobody will do shit.

___

Yep. Why does NATO even exist anymore? Well besides the billions pilfered every year, I mean.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (OalnH)

486 I did know this about J6.

https://tinyurl.com/yckzuhby
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (r5BVk)


There's at least 2 videos I'm aware of with glowies handing out weapons. The most seen one is somebody *inside* the capitol building handing weapons out through an open window. Long before anybody entered the building. There's also footage of somebody with a huge rucksack handing out axe handles etc. at one of the barricades. If the footage the feds are squatting on gets out, it'll be more than the msm can cover up.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (wAnMi)

487 If Putin is telling Biden he's going to invade Ukraine he is...not going to invade Ukraine.

Presumably the game is to get Biden to send troops there and then grand stand on America "invading" a neutral country.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (ESjRY)

488 And then when the economy collapses, they can't blame it on the Russians and the war


Are you kidding?

Posted by: The Media at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (mR6Gs)

489 What animal other than a cat will spend all day or night hunting, just so they can bring their kill back to you as a sign of appreciation?

Or the dining on your floor is the bomb.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (BFigT)

490 Here is how the US should help Ukraine. Offer it back to the Poles. That's it.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (sX1BW)

491 484 Somehow I doubt Germany will bend over backwards for them like they have for Syrians. Cuz they are icky whites.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (OalnH)

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as if Germany could stop them even if it wanted to.

__

I didn't mean physically stop them. I meant give them all sorts of freebies, let them run rampant crime wise, etc.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (OalnH)

492 This must make RC's weep, but I am glad there are people standing against this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (poMoX)

Too late to go Orthodox?

Posted by: golfman at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (hOMhY)

493 Duh. My daughter's Christmas present.

Posted by: Turn Two at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (0RiY+)

494 The world could use another Polish Lithuanian commonwealth

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ESjRY)

495 >>>Reports I've seen say Biden will send troops IF the Rooskies invade.
Thats called a day late and a dollar short.

>Unknown to most media flacks, General Milley told the Russians about Joe's strategy two months ago.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (BPuaD)

496 Biden won't do shit, NATO won't do shit, and Putin knows nobody will do shit.

Ukraine will expose all of the US grift and money laundering in an attempt to extort protection from the US, NATO will just sit idle because NATO, and Bai-en will shit himself.
==
This is almost right. Biden is going to give Putin what he really wants. His MONEY back.

Posted by: Because just watch at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (++f+f)

497 I think that's how they term limit Popes. The pick really old ones.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (gpmLW)

498 War with Russia? What could possibly go wrong with Biden and Milley at the helm. Afghanistan pull-out was a huge success.

Posted by: Cheri at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (oiNtH)

499 Guy Mohawk not surprised by that at all, in fact if we had all the video available we would have known that fact. Another reason they have kept it wrapped up for 2 years.

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (2JoB8)

500 Commies with a 25% are dangerous as hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (Z5y5O)

501 The only sure winner in a Russia-Ukraine mixup will be Hunter Biden. He's playing both sides and has side bets with China. Ten percent to the Big Guy of course.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (/uaBM)

502 Approval rating

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (Z5y5O)

503 Comment unavailable

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (DU+/6)

504 Wasn't Francis supposed to be the last Pope and oversee the destruction of Rome or something like that?

Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (kOpft)

505 494 The world could use another Polish Lithuanian commonwealth
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ESjRY)

*Nods*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (XvPQV)

506 Obligatory Seinfeld Clip

----------------

Seinfeld had a lot of plot lines involving or referencing the western soviet bloc.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (sX1BW)

507 494 The world could use another Polish Lithuanian commonwealth
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ESjRY)

Geographically that would be more Ukraine and Belarus these days.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (z5Vrg)

508 We cannot possible fight a war with an enemy who refuses to acknowledge our pronouns!
It just isn't done!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (axyOa)

509 It would almost be worth it to see the Woke Brigades sent to Ukraine with Hunter Biden decked out as ReichsMarshall, in charge of the entire operation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (trdmm)

510 Yes all of them. The best woman tennis player admits she would be ranked at best in the top 50 men.... if she could last for a best of five sets.... which she can't.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)
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A buddy of mine was on the UCLA tennis team back in the day, and said Billy Jean King (in her prime) used to come over and play against them for practice.

They beat her hollow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (sfKIJ)

511 Biden won't do shit, NATO won't do shit, and Putin knows nobody will do shit
.........

He'll be very very angry and will write a letter to Putin telling him how angry he is.

Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (G0vdT)

512
Half the Ukraine govt are subversive shits, either loyal to Russia or getting bribed by Russia.

They're like the Democrats (and some Republicans) with China.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (dtUS3)

513 War with Russia? What could possibly go wrong with Biden and Milley at the helm. Afghanistan pull-out was a huge success.

Which is precisely why this is so dangerous. Putin thinks Biden is an impotent fool (which he is), but Biden wants to show he's a tough guy and won't be humiliated again. Wars start that way.

Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (ZsR3z)

514 My dad's an oil and gas man. He knows all about the Ukraine.

Posted by: Navy Joan Roberts at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (pL/4C)

515 "Invade" with some pro-Russian Ukrainian paramilitaries, and when the US shows up welcome them with explicitly neo-nazi anti-Russian paramilitaries offering to work with them.

Get a picture of Milley shaking hands with someone cosplaying Guderian.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (ESjRY)

516 Wasn't Francis supposed to be the last Pope and oversee the destruction of Rome or something like that?
==
Prophesy of St. Malachi - was debunked as a hoax.

Posted by: Or was it? at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (bTEy+)

517
That's why Guiliani got his Ukraine investigation shoved up his ass -- he trusted the wrong people.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (dtUS3)

518
Seinfeld had a lot of plot lines involving or referencing the western soviet bloc.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (sX1BW)

I understand that NYC has a lot of Russian bloc emigres in it. More there than anywhere else in this country, I imagine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (trdmm)

519 If you were planning to execute a giraffe you probably would not use a guillotine.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (m45I2)

520 If cats were people, they'd be psychopaths, scientists say.

There's a reason for the old saying, "Dogs have owners, cats have staff".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (ZSK0i)

521 Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM
Why womens sports?
Jakee, it's the 'uniforms'.

Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (0OP+5)

522 Wasn't Francis supposed to be the last Pope and oversee the destruction of Rome or something like that?

So I see you subscribed to my newsletter

Posted by: Malachy at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (ESjRY)

523 What about sports like target shooting? or archery? Could a woman be better than a man? just wondering..

Posted by: IC

Women generally have better dexterity with hands and do very well in shooting sports aside from possibly massively recoiling safari rifles. Archery also except for possibly very heavy bow pulls.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (9hXN1)

524 Oh, good lord. Premature transmission occurred, I see.

*closes comment section box for self-preservation*

Posted by: creeper at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (cTCuP)

525 504 Wasn't Francis supposed to be the last Pope and oversee the destruction of Rome or something like that?
Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (kOpft)

If we had a dollar for every Pope that was to oversee the destruction of Rome...

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (z5Vrg)

526
There were plenty of Ukrainians who were involved with the Democrats' Russian Hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (dtUS3)

527 You could probably hang a giraffe, but not from a tree. You would have to crane his neck.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (m45I2)

528 Too late to go Orthodox?
Posted by: golfman at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (hOMhY)

I get an impression from my friend, the Eastern Orthodox priest that a number of people are turning towards that church because of the corruption in the RCC and because the liturgy is very beautiful. Before Covid I used to go to Saturday Vepers service at the EO church nearbye and liked it very much. I know they had a big kerfuffle way back when the churches split, but as far as their theology the two church seem very similar to me

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (poMoX)

529 504-

Is that one of the Nostradumbass predictions?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (YV6PJ)

530 Ukraine relinquished the nuclear weapons stored there after being assured by Clinton that we would defend them.

Then Obama hung them out to dry.

Serves Ukraine right for believing a Democrat about ... well ... anything. Do you think South Korea, Japan, Israel, etc. took a lesson from that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (sfKIJ)

531 NOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (vd8XM)

532 Which is precisely why this is so dangerous. Putin thinks Biden is an impotent fool (which he is), but Biden wants to show he's a tough guy and won't be humiliated again. Wars start that way.
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (ZsR3z)

Good point - weak governments with weak leaders are responsible for far more wars than Strong Governments ever have been.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (trdmm)

533 My dad's an oil and gas man. He knows all about the Ukraine.
Posted by: Navy Joan Roberts at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (pL/4C)


Same.

Posted by: Hunter Biden's Stripper Baby at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (fhxSN)

534 If we had a dollar for every Pope that was to oversee the destruction of Rome...

That is really not funny.

Posted by: Pope Clement VII in 1527 at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (ESjRY)

535 Best way to execute a giraffe is to put it in an open truck and drive under a low overpass at 80 mph. No guillotine required.

Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (/uaBM)

536 The problem with the flu was that it mutated too fast for production of the relevant vaccine done the old fashioned way and guessing which flu variant would be in ascendancy or even a new one was costing Big Pharma, Big Money.

So they short circuited the middle man? Middle virus and designed their own which they then had the blueprints for so much easier to adapt. Or so they thought and then all those pesky side effects showed up and some bean counter said that it was within the statistical side of an anomaly and wouldn't matter as too few would get them and over a long period of time. At least that's what they thought.

And the FDA and the CDC being infested with Big Pharma agents and future CEOs went along with the lie. And now that it didn't work out they have to keep going cause they can't admit that they lied and gave everyone a deadly disease. What will they do in the years ahead as more and more people die from heart disease and that more women are infertile or can't carry a baby to term. Don't know but it's not going to be pleasant.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (1hoTV)

537 Gavin Newsome wrote a kids book about his travails growing up dyslexic and now he's on a "national book tour". I guess he still has faint hopes of running for President.

Showboating aside, my message to him is "get over yourself, idiot"! Lots of us grew up dyslexic and we don't stand around whining about our victim status. You can read just fine now, adn you probably reverse letters when writing less often than I do, so GFY.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (raQcc)

538 Because Ukraine is weak, and needs support.
Posted by: Kramer at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (0hbQ6)

well then, send 'em a sea can filled with bras and jockstraps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (P3gRi)

539 When the Vatican orders a load of damp straw, let us know.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (nhgiS)

540 It's a homosexual problem not a catholic problem. The public schools are about to ho full grooming so the old scandals won't be a blip.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (ySQBZ)

541


Nooodd?


noodd?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (dtUS3)

542 Christmas message from Pat Sajak.

Pat Sajak
@patsajak
A Christmas message to my fellow Californians: If you plan to steal merchandise, please keep it under $950. This way, it's a misdemeanor, and you'll be less likely to be prosecuted. More importantly, there will be more left for others to steal. Remember, Christmas is for sharing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (FVME7)

543 nood, more quick hits

This one has hot gym ass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (XvPQV)

544 Has Milley called his counterpart in Russia to tell him everything is ok?

Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (88xKn)

545 Keep an eye on the Pomeranians. Crumb snatchers.

Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (taPSh)

546 You can read just fine now, adn you probably reverse letters when writing less often than I do, so GFY.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (raQcc)

YFG.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 05:12 PM (Z5y5O)

547 Gavin Newsome wrote a kids book about his travails growing up dyslexic ...
-----------------

... and bragging about his QI.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:12 PM (sfKIJ)

548 To do list

1. Reform the Curia

Petrus, PP

AD 40

Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2021 05:13 PM (nhgiS)

549 442 Elton John is Dwight something
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (j9HX

Reginald Kenneth Dwight

Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (mR6Gs)


My favorite stage name is Rip Torn.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (gpmLW)

550 413 you know, that thing with Kyle Trial and his new quest to go to law schoool, you'd think that being a trial lawyer was hard but those 4 lawyers were all kind of unimpressive. Like, anyone can do it.

Posted by: Tim Riggins

Kyle already knows not to point an AR15 at the jury. So he is ahead of Binger there.

Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 05:15 PM (9hXN1)

551 "My favorite is you don't need to believe in God to go to Heaven. That's about as textbook as you can get for heresy." Posted by: Blago

hmmm, well, you have a point. But ... Bible people would agree with versus about a "Resurrection of the Just", and a "Resurrection of the Unjust". Christians would mostly agree they are in a "gathering together".

But what exactly defines "just" and "unjust"? idk, but I don't think it is merely tribal, and maybe not even exactly a "believe in God" thing. I mean, many evil people believe in "god" (if not in God).

I'm OK with "good" and "just" people going to "heaven" (or paradise), even if that is different that the "sons of God". But we see through a cloud darkly, then face to face.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (Cus5s)

552 Heh. His last name was Torn > Elmore Rual Torn Jr.

Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (gpmLW)

553 In 10 minutes a fly by of the International Space station for me

Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (2JoB8)

554 Didn't they used to pick a Guinea pope basically every time?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton

:chortles:

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (OssQ4)

555 The same scientists who say cats are psychopathic say the jabs prevent getting covid. Please. Prettygirl is a rehomed cat. She is phenominally athletic and can pretty much get anywhere in my house - but she doesn't. She's allowed on certain countertops and stays off the others on her own. She loves to snuggle and makes slow-blinkies at me. She also is very curious and friendly if approached slowly (and given a chance to sniff). All 4 cats in my life (Toonses, Dorkie Dork, PG, and my nephmew Maceo) are/were friendly, outgoing, and even sweet (though Toonse was more vivacious than sweet). People who think cats are psychopathic aren't people who think. Sure, there are psychopathic cats just as there are psychopathic humans. But there are no jabs that prevent covid.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 05:20 PM (KAi1n)

556 That fake wedding story was covered here within the last couple of years.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 07, 2021 05:23 PM (KAi1n)

557 There were plenty of Ukrainians who were involved with the Democrats' Russian Hoax


Yeah....

Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (APnjM)

558 > What the Brandon regime needs is a nice war to distract attention from all the crap it's created.

Has to happen before the economy completely melts down and people start starving. White, Red, Black, Pale, at least that's the order I heard. While Black is definitely getting his gear together, we appear to be somewhere between White and Red.

Posted by: me at December 07, 2021 05:27 PM (9p+wn)

559 Church Militant is quite clear about the problem being active homosexual priests, not theology, although they are appalled Francis restricted the Latin Mass. Their theory is gay men were recruited since the 70's and many of them have less interest in being priests than in pushing the left wing envelope and some of them also being the gay dating club, which is interesting because the founder of CM admits to a y active gay lifestyle as younger person but I guess he has taken a vow of celibacy and sort of a spiritual marriage to Mary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 05:37 PM (poMoX)

560 God is not pleased with the fake Pope who worships False Deities like Gaia

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 07, 2021 06:34 PM (wGqjj)

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