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The great-grandmum was the first giraffe calf to be born at the zoo in 1990. Since then she has given birth to 14 calves and has a total of 61 descendants. Two of Mutangi's daughters still live with her at Taronga zoo while her other calves were sent to other enclosures around Australia and New Zealand. Before she passed away, keeper Bobby-Jo Vial described Mutangi as having "a lot of character". "She's quite cheeky and she's always up for a challenge."If cats were people, they'd be psychopaths, scientists say. Notice the headline is not "We've discovered cancer, scientists say."
Researchers at the UK's University of Liverpool and Liverpool John Moores University surveyed pet owners to rate their cats' level of psychopathy -- as defined by human psychological standards. Their findings, published in the December issue of the Journal of Research in Personality, revealed that most cats fall somewhere on the spectrum of psychopathy -- that is, on the "triarchic" concept of psychopathy, which uses levels of boldness, meanness and disinhibition to measure the psychiatric disorder in people. The 46-question survey, which currently includes 549 participants, asked cat owners to rate whether their cat "torments their prey rather than killing it straight away," "cat dominates neighborhood cat(s) (e.g. chases them, picks fights with them)," "is undeterred by punishment i.e. will repeat behaviors he/she is scolded for" and "vocalizes loudly (e.g. meows, yowls) for no apparent reason." ... In addition, researchers added human-unfriendliness and pet-unfriendliness to their scale to create the Cat Triarchic Plus, a tool to measure feline psychopathy.Wow, so much Sciencing. And what does all of this mean? What important conclusions can be drawn from this Study?
The fact that many cats will fall somewhere on the psychopathy spectrum may be attributable to their animalistic nature, researchers said in an earlier statement to UK media.Oh. Oh. God Bless you all in your work. In Women Posting Their W's Online news, one pluckly lass is just absolutely shredding the women's swimming records at the University of Pennsylvania. And what's more -- she's new at being a woman! She just started being a woman last year! Talk about a prodigy!
Lia Thomas, 22, smashed two U.S. swimming records at an Akron, Ohio contest Thomas won the 1,650 freestyle in a record time of 15:59.71 beating her closest rival Anna Sofia Kalandaze by 38 seconds She left rivals floundering in a 500 freestyle beating them by 14 seconds Last month she competed in a women's swimming event between Princeton and Cornell and has regularly broken records as part of UPenn's teamImagine how good he'd be at women's swimming if he'd been doing it his whole life! Kyle Rittenhouse responds to LeSnitch Bitch's claim that he faked tears during his trial: "F**k LeBron."
Thomas previously competed for the school's men's team for three years before
joining the women's team. Her last men's competition was in November 2019 Some have voiced their anger at her swimming success, claiming it to be 'unfair,' and many refused to refer to her as a woman NCAA rules dictate any trans female athlete can take part in women's events if they have completed a year of testosterone suppression treatment
From The Greatest Story Ever Department, a woman wanted an ex-boyfriend to get in touch with her and ask her out again. So she dreamt up a scheme: She would post online about her imaginary, made-up wedding, which she thought would spur her former boyfriend to desperately contact her and beg her to dump the man she just married to date her former boyfriend. The plan, while obviously brilliant and Full of Win, did not go as intended.
Woman reveals she FAKED her own wedding - complete with lavish venue, stand-in groom, and a professional photoshoot - in a desperate attempt to get her ex to text her, only for him to IGNORE the faux matrimony The woman, who is named Jacqueline, revealed on TikTok that she pretended to get married in an attempt to get her ex-boyfriend to text her - but it didn't work She showed off pictured that were taken from the fake-wedding in a now-viral video, which has gained more than 1.7 million views since it was posted The photos showed her and her faux-groom cuddling, laughing, and dancing together, while she donned a fancy white wedding gown and he wore a tux It appears that Jacqueline even rented out a venue to take the photos, had her hair done professionally, and paid to have a wedding cake made The pictures, which were taken by Alessandro Valeriani, looked convincing - but the stunt was unsuccessful in the end and her ex didn't reach out It's unclear how much Jacqueline payed for the photoshoot, but a photographer will charge anywhere between $500 - $10,000 for a pre-wedding shoot
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Kyle Rittenhouse confirms on @SydneyLWatson and @ElijahSchaffer podcast that he wants to be a lawyer and go up against "piece of shit prosecutors like Thomas Binger" 😂
— Lofti Pixels (@loftipixels) December 7, 2021
The dude is based out of his mind. pic.twitter.com/ie0g6bat2y
Who says you can’t remain anonymous and land a Fox News interview? Bravo, @libsoftiktok. pic.twitter.com/dZ1cstxLo5
— Suburban Black Man 🇺🇸 (@goodblackdude) December 7, 2021
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:07 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:08 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:08 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Sheesh Clickbait at December 07, 2021 04:08 PM (bTEy+)
Posted by: Gref at December 07, 2021 04:08 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:09 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: centered kitteh at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:09 PM
That's a shame.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (iDcra)
Not sure why she's having trouble finding dates.
I'm gonna go with, because she's batshit.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)
Who says you can't remain anonymous and land a Fox News interview? Bravo,
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (raQcc)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (iDcra)
Don't like it? Tighten up AMT calculations. Eliminate deductions on a progressive basis. Listen, then, to the screaming from wealthy coastal Democrats. It'll be music to my ears.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (raQcc)
But why. Why would you do that.
Hey, dogs and cats are different too! What a freakin' genius I am. Gimme a science grant.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (63Dwl)
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Never forget Rule #1
Posted by: ... at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (CJznt)
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (DcKNO)
>>Notice the headline is not "We've discovered cancer, scientists say."
I think you mean "We've discovered *a cure* for cancer,..."
But I think the morons will figure it out. (it's just that it kind of ruins the joke)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (jWgwQ)
Posted by: Michael Scott at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (w9Wax)
My dad had a cat, I pulled it's tail once as a kitten.
It spent the remainder of it's days stalking me and planning my murder.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (iS1FW)
Posted by: Manny Quinn at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (OTXUv)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (wAnMi)
Fortune cookies can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (Bmy3R)
Talk about a prodigy!
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That's funny stuff, right there...
Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at December 07, 2021 04:13 PM (raQcc)
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (Bmy3R)
There you go, single maroons. She's available.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (dtUS3)
Yep. I worked there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (Ez6QX)
The first 6 weeks of '22 will be 100% J6 on cable fake news.
Then, in the middle of February '22, cable fake news will spend two weeks remembering the 1 year anniversary of when Ted Cruz Went To Cancun During An Ice Storm!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (iDcra)
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She believes, quite literally, that the sun revolves around her. Thus, is consumed with why dude ghosted her, and imagines he secretly is still desperately in love with her, because of course he is!!!!
Posted by: I'm surprised she isn't blonde at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (Vf7sb)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (raQcc)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (8548M)
Oh. Oh.
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I'm glad you still do this.
Posted by: ... at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (CJznt)
Is this for reals? The anti pope is dying?
God works kinda slow don't ya think?
C'mon big guy get with the times and move a bit faster. We're in the digital age now man.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (1hoTV)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (G0vdT)
I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (x7Fp5)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (8548M)
May the Good Lord deliver your just reward to you, good and hard.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (dUr4b)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (raQcc)
Didn't they lose a couple of giraffes and a lion after they got the covid drug and sadly died of sudden-onset old age?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (2JoB8)
Not Jackie Packie Sickie Sackie or whatever that freaks name was?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (ZLI7S)
The juice is never worth the squeeze, especially now in Current Year.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (raQcc)
Satan can only keep him alive so long. Even he has limits.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (M4qcY)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (CJznt)
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (88xKn)
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Does eating tofu for a year qualify?
Posted by: Furious George at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Jackie from UVA at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (sGnvY)
I avoid tick tock
I avoid rants by lunatics
I cross the street when I see a crazy person coming
Then I click on HQ embedded video for news. Thanks Ace!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (jWgwQ)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (7NKxb)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:15 PM (1hoTV)
He won't stop playing Candy Crush.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (raQcc)
But tastes vary.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (OTzUX)
While that's rape these days, back then he explained it was cause we were out of good ideas on how to meet women.
Posted by: Lrrr at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (jIL4c)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: ... at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (CJznt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * we few, we happy few, we band of morons at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (fM0Dq)
Posted by: Stan at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:17 PM (M4qcY)
Seems to be putting most of his effort into Soros and Pelosi.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (wAnMi)
Is the viewer talking about the ladies being the right amount of crazy to do this or the guy being the right amount of crazy to reach out and stop the wedding?
Yes, power of 'and'...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: ... at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (CJznt)
Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (PwNLq)
Luther was a result of corruption in the church, not a cause.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: The Cats at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (Bmy3R)
Boss and I just the other day were remarking on how the "footprint" of deranged street people, geographically, seems to be expanding a bit beyond the long-afflicted areas in our city.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (OTzUX)
Parag Agrawal is the anti- Pope.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cross the streams at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (XtB4F)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (iS1FW)
Posted by: Zombie David Peel at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (tMjLZ)
Real or fake, publicity stunt or sincere, it just screams "LOOK AT ME! I'M DAMAGED GOODS! ENJOY MY TITS WHILE I SHOVE A STILETTO IN YOUR LIVER!"
Hard pass.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (xPl2J)
btw, suppressing a man's testosterone STILL doens't weaken him enough to be equal to a girl.
HE still has the male Physiological advantages such as stronger upper body, larger lungs, no periods, no teets, etc.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (dtUS3)
I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (x7Fp5)
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First, I wrote off this story due to Nurse Ratched's first paragraph...but I obviously acted to quickly, as she raises a very good point in para 2.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (raQcc)
And because the had too many giraffes
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (RnqIf)
I know that's wrong but I can't seem to work up the effort to get it right.
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Saw something yesterday about two Belgian Hippos who had covid. 1. Who cares. They can fight off crocodiles, a friggin virus will not kill them. 2. There is no 2. 1. is enough.
The press and Fauci want us so fixated on the virus. By the way. Why is it not Covid21 now? Why is Omicron or whatever? Yeah, just joking. Because if they named it a new virus they would have to admit it was not the same virus, that it is nothing. And their power would be diminished over the 50% of the population with IQs less than 100.
Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (oTuGd)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (dtUS3)
I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched
She's definitely a point on the Hot Crazy Matrix.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (dUr4b)
Yes, power of 'and'...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:19 PM (Do5/p)
Yes, it's both,
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It's also self-defeating because it's not going to last - once crazy chick gets "her man" back from this stunt, she's going to get bored and not want him anymore. What a waste of time and resources.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2021 04:20 PM (xPl2J)
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That would be ideal.
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (DcKNO)
I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (x7Fp5)
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Right on all counts. "You're the girl for me because I know you're reliable" is not a rational conclusion from such a stunt...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (8548M)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (ESjRY)
In the RCC, it is taught that the choice of pope is 'dictated' (not the word I want, but I'm in a rush) by the Holy Spirit to the College of Cardinals, who then vote for the man who is God's choice to lead His Church. My cynical self says that Alexander VI and Frankie are rather obvious rejoinders to that. The papal election is as corrupt and as much of a horse trade as any election.
That being said, I cannot imagine Benedict being brought out of his completely idiotic "emeritus" status - it would be a yuge admission that the CoC got it completely wrong. I expect that a slicker, more media-friendly and less obviously heretic NWO stooge will be vomited forth to stain the papal chair.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (1hoTV)
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Hold My Beer (while I take of my shirt)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (mTHac)
Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (RnqIf)
That's the one. What did she call herself, a high worth women or something equally nuts?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)
I think Jacqueline's ex probably kisses the ground everyday with thankfulness that he ditched her in the nick of time.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (cjEXD)
That would be a sign that God has a sense of humor.
The left: Hey that new black Pope from Africa is a White Supremacist. Why are you laughing at me?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (ESjRY)
It will come to him and to all of us at some point
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
Jacqueline, you give bitches a bad name
Posted by: Bon Jovi at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (xPl2J)
Not sure what it says about society, but wild guesses are that it shows a complete lack of sense, principle, responsibility, or integrity in ..... well, just about everyone involved.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (OTzUX)
Climate researchers chuckle.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (0hbQ6)
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No. Historically, if a pope needs to be removed, the Cardinals order a hit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (AlkyK)
she's not hot but she shouldn't have to go to this level of bizarre extreme, no?
Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (rDgjh)
This woman believed that it would work because if the situation was reversed she would chase after him knowing that he was getting married. I know guys who used to use the fake wedding ring gambit to pick up women at bars, because it works.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (RnqIf)
Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:22 PM (0hbQ6)
Pope Kamala I ?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: torabora at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (Y274z)
I bet the sex was good though with that amount of crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (x7Fp5)
With that amount of crazy, a guy should be checking under the bed to see if she is hiding a carving knife.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (N39Ws)
I'm curious how much money the British government gave this group to perform this "study". Anything more than a shilling was way too much.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (Rl7KJ)
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Didn't they used to pick a Guinea pope basically every time?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (sGnvY)
Posted by: pj at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
I can now tell you I have definitive proof of Hillary Clinton's criminal activity, enough to put her behind bars once and for all.
Posted by: Mutangi the Giraffe at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Skip's
Cardinal Robert Sarah or Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano would be fine choices - or even Bishop Strickland of the Diocese of Tyler.
(Bishops and Archbishops don't get elected to Pontiff, sadly)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: pj at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (G1dq6)
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Yeah.
And muscle mass. And bone density. And stamina. Etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (DU+/6)
Conclusions: Immunity to seasonal human coronavirus OC43* effectively enhanced recovery from COVID-19. Detecting cross-reactive antibodies to OC43 may help to predict prognosis for patients with COVID-19.
* aka the corona virus version of the common cold
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (ESjRY)
she's not hot but she shouldn't have to go to this level of bizarre extreme, no?
Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (0G13K)
And what of the age-old truism - never ever put your d*** into crazy?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ace
I was just saying, not hot.
The rest is just crazy.
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (RnqIf)
We are way, way overdue for a really big celery death.
queen elizabeth, pope, soros, bill gates, biden, biden's son, meryl streep
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: King Julien of Madagascar at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (Do5/p)
fuck you Jobu. I'll read the table of contents myself.
Posted by: x at December 07, 2021 04:26 PM (oA+QO)
Posted by: Doof at December 07, 2021
***
In contrast, for me, '87 was the year I got the flu, got fired for my 8-year job, relaxed on unemployment for part of the summer; then delivered envelopes all over the metro area from my car; then the job ended and the office closed in December. Not to mention I was living alone for the first time in my life, recently divorced and with my mother having passed on late in '86.
Nah, I don't think I'd want to relive '87.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:26 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2021 04:26 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (AW8UN)
Calvins vs Luthers? Who wins?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (dtUS3)
No one.
Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: JoeF
There you go again - offering reasonable, practical solutions.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: dantesed
He's 94. :-(
Didn't they make him quit for "health reasons"?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (M4qcY)
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Or, in the alternative, voted Democrat, which would be taken as evidence of testosterone suppression.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (sfKIJ)
Believe me....Believe me...
when this fake pope is dead or about to die, we'll definitely get a "It's Time For A Woman Pope" piece in the Fake News media.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (dtUS3)
The left: Hey that new black Pope from Africa is a White Supremacist. Why are you laughing at me?
Posted by: 18-1
It worked against Larry Elder.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (63Dwl)
You put a lot of thought in that.
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (88xKn)
This woman believed that it would work because if the situation was reversed she would chase after him knowing that he was getting married. I know guys who used to use the fake wedding ring gambit to pick up women at bars, because it works.
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Lotta truth up there (points up)
Posted by: we think different at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (b153x)
Those people and institutions degrade to crap, as they appear to have done, and oops, a whole populace habituated to relying on people and institutions that are complete failure.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (pL/4C)
But I believe the Red Pope is the first to use the office of Pope to intentional reduce Catholicism itself.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: JackStraw
Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey. Ace crushed it making fun of this article years ago:
https://tinyurl.com/JMPP-Quality
Ms. Paisley Passey is a "Quality Woman." Just ask her.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (dUr4b)
It's gotten to the point (for me) that I can't even laugh at these poor souls.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (fBYY+)
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Time and money well-spent on this critical issue.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (sfKIJ)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (v0R5T)
Remind me again, where do we not stick our dicks?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM (dtUS3)
Muslims win win whenever Christians war with each other
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: J
That is a bit much
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (RnqIf)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (BPuaD)
Posted by: Golfman at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (4I/2K)
Two of them at once, if you got the money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (sX1BW)
I've had this discussion with single female friends before.
Women want to be chased, not do the chasing.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (ESjRY)
.........
Not old enough to be Gen Necks.
Probably a Tallennial.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (7F9te)
Remind me again, where do we not stick our dicks?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (QU5/
in....in the butt?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (XvPQV)
Ewww.
Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Blago
At least Luther did it because he didn't want to quit fucking the nuns. Anti-Pope Frankie has gay orgies with little boys in the Vatican. He should be set on fucking fire.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (dUr4b)
Still the same Cardinals so probably no.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (1hoTV)
What an aggravation this Mitch McConnell is becoming. Pick a side, Mitch!!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (raQcc)
.........
Not old enough to be Gen Necks.
Probably a Tallennial.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (7F9te)
That was a stretch.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 07, 2021 04:28 PM (dUr4b)
++++
Ah, yes. Ace was in top form there.
https://is.gd/WnHcaH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 04:11 PM (BFigT)
There ought to be an open season on trannies. Mar. 1 to Apr. 30, every year. No bag limit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (P3gRi)
Thin bladed knife between the second and third rib.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (M4qcY)
Off the top of my head the only resignations in the past where when an external enemy of the church put the pope in a situation where he could not be an effective leader for the church - for example a pagan Roman Emperor sending a pope to the salt mines.
And...maybe that's what happened to Benedict.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:25 PM (mR6Gs)
Maybe she thought it would make her look crazy? Unlike the completely rational plan of setting up a fake wedding and hope he stops it like in some Hollyweird movie.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Rl7KJ)
Vastly cheaper than a fake wedding. And even if her fake wedding deal had worked, she would have been outed eventually, and knowing she lied, the guy might well have second thoughts about being in the same state as she is.
She'd have done better, too, to invest some of that dough in a gym membership.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (63Dwl)
Old 'Dignified in Defeat Larry'. What a joke...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (XvPQV)
Science!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Y5qcH)
That's gold!
thanks, that's why I went in there and clarified, "Well, this guy didn't say ALL of that..."
Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (0G13K)
Guano crazy doesn't even start to cover it.
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (/uaBM)
At the risk of sounding dim...celery death?
I mean, it's not the tastiest vegetable but it's good for you and generally doesn't kill you.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (bVYXr)
Maybe the next pope will be a Catholic.
Posted by: Flyover at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (RnqIf)
Posted by: rhomboid
I used to spend a lot of time in NYC.
In Japan you see them sometimes by Ueno, but they are not aggressive. I have seen a few elderly who made me cross the street. The Japanese often care for elderly at home and they sometimes wander the neighborhood. Sometimes even with clothes on.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (jWgwQ)
Not sure what it says about society, but wild guesses are that it shows a complete lack of sense, principle, responsibility, or integrity in ..... well, just about everyone involved.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (OTzUX)
It shows that the squeaky, annoying, shrill wheel will always get the grease. The ruiners of society will not be denied.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Golfman at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (M4qcY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 07, 2021 04:27 PM (63Dwl)
How old is Larry Elder?
Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 07, 2021 04:24 PM (N39Ws)
Speaking of crazy with a knife, Police Activity posted a video of the insane Afghani "interpreter" that was threatening people with a knife a couple of weeks back. The officer that handled it was freaking amazing, the guys with him not so much.
Of course everybody feels sorry for the Afghan guy because PTSD. This just happens to have been a recurring pattern with the dude. So glad that Joe has flown thousands of the same and planted them around the country.
https://youtu.be/7zSAsrA-K48
Except - (11:07) it appears that they might have been showing "Cats" on the community lounge TV set. I cannot say in good conscience that I wouldn't have gone after the first person I saw with a knife after being subjected to that kind of torture.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (j9HX3)
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ace is making plans for his next vacation!
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:32 PM (APnjM)
Posted by: Michael Bolton at December 07, 2021 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)
So is anthrax. Which might be safer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (P3gRi)
Vastly cheaper than a fake wedding. And even if her fake wedding deal had worked, she would have been outed eventually, and knowing she lied, the guy might well have second thoughts about being in the same state as she is.
She'd have done better, too, to invest some of that dough in a gym membership.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (txdEq)
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HAHAHAHA! Expecting something besides crazy out of a crazy dame?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (DU+/6)
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Its a status thing. Girls like this are kinda cursed.
They want to be chased, but any man chasing them is beneath them. They are always aiming too high -- Prince Charming. And then they expect Prince Charming to chase after a tik tok attention whore. If Prince Charming marries her, if he nice to her, in a few years she'll despise him, because anyone nice to her, is in her mind beneath her and she could have done better. Its an impenetrable self-made Kafka trap. Avoid at all costs.
Posted by: we think different at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (dYvVO)
Out: Dignified Busty Lesbian Pron.
In: Ewok on Psycho sex.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (dtUS3)
yeah but don't lose too much up top
Posted by: ace at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (0G13K)
.........
Not old enough to be Gen Necks.
Probably a Tallennial.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (7F9te)
That was a stretch.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 07, 2021 04:30 PM (PiwSw)
D'jaraff at those puns? I did.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:33 PM (mR6Gs)
I've had this discussion with single female friends before.
Women want to be chased, not do the chasing.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021
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Maybe because they think that turns a guy off. I got new for you single ladies: If an attractive woman drops some hints to me, I love it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (txdEq)
I can manage indifference at most.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:31 PM (txdEq)
She probably already has one, just doesn't go. Amazing how many women think fat is afraid of money. They throw thousands at the fat, and yet it remains.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (axyOa)
It will come to him and to all of us at some point
Posted by: JoeF.
In agreement with you on that, but will you read his obituary with great enthusiasm?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * we few, we happy few, we band of morons at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (fM0Dq)
I've never seen a coyote express remorse for attacking a chicken. Same would go for an Alec Baldwin murder ... but indeed most humans are trained up in the way they should go, and presumably of some higher social order than most animals.
Pets tend toward loyalty toward those that feed them and protect them, their adopted tribe. That video of the cat that attacked the dog that was attacking "his" child would refute the "psychopath" label.
We need more tribal/family loyalty to America as Founded. "They" to label us psychopath/evil for this natural tendency. And we ARE exceptional. "They" are the psychopaths.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (Cus5s)
https://is.gd/JgmWmp
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:21 PM
I am still unclear on what the "variants" are. Is the virus -- SARS-CoV-2 -- mutating to different variants? Or is the disease -- COVID-19 -- mutating to different variants?
Do diseases even mutate? Do all variants of SARS-CoV-2 cause COVID-19? If someone gets contracts SARS-CoV-2, do they automatically get the disease COVID-19? Or is it like HIV and AIDS, where you can be HIV+, but not get full blown AIDS?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (Do5/p)
Some sports, though, not sure. Gymnastics. Reason that 14-yr olds who are about 3.5 feet high dominate is size, mechanics. Male bodies in floor exercise not gonna work out that well.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (OTzUX)
Now we may get Zemmour, Trump and Cardinal Sarah.
Screw the Commies. We are going to defeat you again.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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He has and it is the other side. He picked the other side when he got into politics.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (iDcra)
Oh there are ways to handle it. The first thing any man has to know is what shit tests are and how to handle them.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (ESjRY)
I've heard he has cancer.
Posted by: me at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (9p+wn)
https://is.gd/JgmWmp
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (DU+/6)
Tell me she's into Sci-Fi, guns and property rights. Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: G
Other than murder?
I have not thought about it but there might be something other than murder.
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (RnqIf)
Posted by: Jewells45
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Hey Jewells!
It's easier sometimes to not even go online some days.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (fBYY+)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (hV9ir)
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Men would win any sport in which there is an objective scoring system.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (XvPQV)
++++
She's into sci-fi, guns and property rights.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (HgGBT)
I have family that will have a conservative Evangelical Church, some nitwit Pastor rolls in and starts down a Social Gospel path like winking at gay marriage. The whole Congregation just leaves and the church is in debt and the checks stop coming.
Not really an option for Catholics is my understanding.
Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
193 (previous thread)/ShainS: "Coincidentally, the CCP nickname for their tactical EMP nukes are Black Swans."
And with a huge semiconductor shortage, can you think of a worse time for a couple of those to be set off? Not that there's ever a good time, mind you...
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (nRMeC)
An Aussie giraffe, so I heard
Had a baby, at least that's the word
At its fullest extent
The blessed event
Happened October first through the third
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (mR6Gs)
Yes, but made him wear a condom.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Nova local at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021
++++
HAHAHAHA! Expecting something besides crazy out of a crazy dame?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021
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No, just that the rational choice (spend $5000 or spend $20?) was there. She either never considered it, or rejected it out of hand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (txdEq)
So the Pope dying is not going to be a black mark on our sin card.
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (DcKNO)
I'm not sure the strap on would fit around her "thicc"ness
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (j9HX3)
Dead Pope dominates girls swim competition winning psychopath kitty and dumb bitch events! Film at 11:00!
Posted by: MSNBC at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (6NUZJ)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:16 PM (wAnMi)
You made me go read the link! No mention made of the giraffe being given the Coof vaxx, but the Aussies are crazy enough right now that I would not bet serious $$$ against it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (P3gRi)
https://is.gd/JgmWmp
Yes, but she's doing the sucking in your cheeks thing, which I find irritating because it's so fake.
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (DU+/6)
I'm in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: klaftern
Holy crap! I was reading the comments and about to quote Charley telling Paulie to "stick with your own kind."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (jWgwQ)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (sX1BW)
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Yes all of them. The best woman tennis player admits she would be ranked at best in the top 50 men.... if she could last for a best of five sets.... which she can't.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Just wondering at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (pL/4C)
Corona viruses mutate on a regular cycle. Over time they get less virulent.
COVID came out of a chinese lab, so it didn't start like other coronaviruses, but it seems to be following their pattern.
For example, the corona virus that caused the "flu" pandemic of the 1890 is still around and we experience it as "the common cold", but it killed a lot of people when it first emerged from asia.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (sWM8x)
Looked at some of the stats going back at UPenn.
They had some fast swimmers in the past, but none came close to this one.
In the 200 freestyle, absolutely crushed everyone going back years. LOL
So perhaps along with mechanics there is a stamina component.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (APnjM)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 07, 2021 04:36 PM (nRMeC)
I've read the "One Second After" series enough times to know this is super-plus-very-bad.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: JoeF.
In agreement with you on that, but will you read his obituary with great enthusiasm?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * we few, we happy few, we band of morons at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (fM0Dq)
I do get caught up in the pomp of Pope funerals and the the selection of a new Pope.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (mR6Gs)
yeah what a COINCIDENCE it would be if "North Korea" sent some EMPs our way right now
shocking
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (RnqIf)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (sX1BW)
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Yes all of them. The best woman tennis player admits she would be ranked at best in the top 50 men.... if she could last for a best of five sets.... which she can't.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)
McEnroe got in trouble for saying this. And it wouldn't even be top 50. Just look at the average serve speeds.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (KbCG3)
I got that it's have a nice life, I plan too
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)
More like 500.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (Z5y5O)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (P3gRi)
Sorry - didn't mean "they" as the Aussies and this particular giraffe, but IIRC there were some zoos here in the USA that drugged their animals - either San Diego or Houston or someplace I assumed would know better.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021
***
I think the ex-boyfriend handled this test just fine. "Huh. Jackie's getting married. Poor guy. Think I'll have another Heineken."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 07, 2021 04:39 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: davidt at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:35 PM (RnqIf)
Where does an ass whipping fall on the spectrum?
Posted by: Golfman at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (hOMhY)
It's too bad that "hot take" wasn't true. The media was actually being very accurate.
My favorite is you don't need to believe in God to go to Heaven. That's about as textbook as you can get for heresy .
Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (PwNLq)
I see a story like that poor German woman and I think how sad that she is never going to have her dream wedding so she slipped into this delusional plan as a coping strategy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (jWgwQ)
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The U.S. government provides more funding for the Catholic church than the people in the pews.
You read that correctly. And yes, Obama was the guy pulling those strings.
Posted by: oddly enough, the liberals weren't talking separation of church and state on immigration at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (dYvVO)
The man has been a bad leader of the church, impious, and sided with the worst of our political leaders.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)
What about sports like target shooting? or archery? Could a woman be better than a man? just wondering..
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:34 PM (nxdel)
I thought that was one thing you didn't have to manage.
Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Just wondering at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (pL/4C)
Martin Luther was more Catholic than Frankie, and I'm not joking.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (mR6Gs)
Bzzzzzt. Wrong. Their psychopathy is due to *climate change*. No more taxpayer money for you!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (DTX3h)
Cause that could be dangerous if you were nearby. I imagine getting wacked by a falling giraffe head would take most people out.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (/uaBM)
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I find myself doing that more and more.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (fBYY+)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:12 PM (bVYXr)
Maybe the next pope will be a Catholic.
Posted by: Flyover at December 07, 2021 04:31
*Fingers crossed*
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
One of my SIL's is a "practicing Catholic" and is a die hard leftist. Everyone in hubs family was raised Catholic and they have all left the church except her.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (jWgwQ)
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Sometimes the ship has sailed. That sucks. When it happens, though, you can always choose to just acknowledge that instead of living out some weird ersatz version of it in a hare-brained scheme to achieve that which you have permanently lost. That isn't coping, that's insanity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (DU+/6)
We need to start #FJBV.
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I'm still trying to get F. LeBron James rolling.C
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: JoeF
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He was also more Christian.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (fBYY+)
I see a story like that poor German woman and I think how sad that she is never going to have her dream wedding so she slipped into this delusional plan as a coping strategy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (jWgwQ)
She's an irrational narcissist. If she wasn't, she would've kept this plan to herself. She's basking in this attention because she has no sense of shame. It's like people who post sad pictures of their kids when nobody comes to their birthday parties. I laugh at all of it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (KbCG3)
I see a story like that poor German woman and I think how sad that she is never going to have her dream wedding so she slipped into this delusional plan as a coping strategy.
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If it makes you feel any better at all, I'm pretty sure that the reluctant ex boyfriend, is also a complete delusion. She's completely living in a fantasy world. Did you see the room she was in?
Posted by: we think different at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (1uoDf)
Rittenhouse previously wanted to be a cop (maybe a firefighter), now he wants to be a lawyer, so give it another six months on this downward trajectory and he'll want to be something truly reprehensible like an FBI agent just so he can eventually retire as a CNN analyst.
Posted by: Match Checksout at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (ZLI7S)
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I find myself doing that more and more.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM (fBYY+)
I had to do a hearing test today. I was wonder what one of those setups costs. I was nice and peaceful in that box.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (Y5qcH)
Well, an insane pathological liar named Brandon now calls himself president. It seems to have worked out for him. Seems like a lot of that going around...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (/U27+)
Agree. She could adopt the male strategy for that situation, i.e. drink and masturbate a lot, but I doubt it would work for a woman. They're more emotionally invested.
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (ZsR3z)
She never made her thesis public, so I'm hoping that comes out now. Let's see it!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (raQcc)
well yes that is exactly what happened, you're right. the other story is her rationalization. she wanted to create her wishes in actual meatspace and make lots of people participate.
women do this. esp borderline-personality ones. which is many of them.
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (j9HX3)
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Be very careful. There are two kinds of crazy. There's Night You Never Forget Crazy, the kind you want. But there's also The Night You Don't Survive Crazy. Avoid the second. You don't want the sex life of a praying mantis. (I suspect AOC fits that 2nd group.)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Jacqueline the Thicc at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (iDcra)
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She still has 18%. Proof madcow disease still does exist.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (GYllL)
Then Old Boyfriend shows up and Prop Groom misreads the situation, thinking Wedding Girl has used him simply to achieve the sought-after result of getting Old Boyfriend back. He leaves her a note accusing Wedding Girl of the worst duplicity and of tearing out his heart and he heads for the airport.
Wedding Girl gets the note and realizes what has happened. She jumps in a cab and heads out after Prop Groom.
Prop Groom's car has fortuitously broken down along the way and Wedding Girl's cab pulls up behind it. Wedding Girl explains what really happened and the two have tearful reunion, swearing never to leave each other's side again. Final shot is the cab driver looking on at this romantic event with a tear in his eye.
The End.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (BPuaD)
Robert Sarah for the next pope!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM (/U27+)
Would love this but he is getting up there in age, isn't he?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (hV9ir)
Destruction of relations between the sexes is dystopian and promotes civilization rot. Same as denying the genetic origins of sex Di-morphism between males and females.
So the question has to be who benefits from this ridiculous mockery of reality and who is purposefully trying to disincentivize nuclear family formation by poisoning the well.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: rhomboid
Yup. You are right. I was rushing. For sure the press believe, etc. It is depressing.
Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (oTuGd)
But tastes vary.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 07, 2021 04:18 PM (OTzUX)
that level of crazy i doubt her ring is that tight.
she's probably a wide receiver...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: MSNBC at December 07, 2021 04:37 PM (6NUZJ)
Golf clap for the summary.
Posted by: Golfman at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Caliban at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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lol
That would be nice to have.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (fBYY+)
Posted by: TradCatholic at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:41 PM
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
Posted by: Garland Green at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (Do5/p)
Cats are like people, they like doing things they are good at, and they are good at hunting. They also have particular species requirements for dealing with interfeline boundaries, which is a large change from the wild cats they were domesticated from.
And they like to sing in the bathroom and garage where there is good acoustics.
I would LOVE to hear what the researchers think of gamers
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: clutch cargo
Do you have any links on this disease?
I think I may have that. How the fuck am I all of a sudden 29?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (jWgwQ)
The best womens tennis player would be aced off the court in straight sets by the top 25 mens players and would rank around 200 on the mens tour.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (Avp4z)
You read that correctly. And yes, Obama was the guy pulling those strings.
Posted by: oddly enough, the liberals weren't talking separation of church and state on immigration at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (dYvVO)
I know that's the case in Germany, but wasn't aware that happened here. Are you referring to funding thru tax avoidance?
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
Hey! I'm 29...
Ok, x2.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (De/Wj)
Posted by: J
That is a bit much
Posted by: Y5
Perhaps so. But it's the Rittenhouse situation. A culture that won't keep its fringes under control through the legal channels is going to experience other means of maintaining that control.
Posted by: JEM at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (APnjM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (guGkK)
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Green light. I've not only heard of worse rom-coms than that premise, I've *seen* some of them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:42 PM
She never had a chance, but someone in the joe biden circle put her name in the mix. My money is on jarrett.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (bVYXr)
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Boxers, briefs, or shrinkage when in the water?
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (faFEp)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Just wondering at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (pL/4C)
........
I don't know, but I hear he shits in the woods.
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Eeyore
"Wait. Don't go.
I was going to make espresso!"
Posted by: Crazy Former Girlfriend at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (mD/uy)
She's a rookie
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 07, 2021 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)
That's odd, I don't think that has ever been a problem ever.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM
I endorse this plan!
Posted by: Napolean Bonapart at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (guGkK)
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Come to think of it, I just realized something: the "romantic comedy" genre is dead. I haven't seen one advertised in ages. Are they too heteronormative?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021
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My cats have always been self-centered; they consider me to be at their beck and call (and are horribly surprised when I'm not); they have no problem with hunting, torturing, and killing helpless creatures smaller than they are. But they've always enjoyed my company, trust me (well, as much as they can), show me affection even when not hungry, and seem to miss me when I'm gone. And they do learn by experience in a lot of departments -- something human psychopaths often have trouble with.
If they're psychos, they're awfully good-looking ones.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:43 PM (BPuaD)
Only if he lets joe drive.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (axyOa)
So while I disagree with him on many topics, I don't think he is any more or less human or sinful than any other man.
I also recognize that while he appears to be the Woke Pope, many on the left will try to bend his words to their benefit, even if it's not exactly what he said. I take all of the "The Pope said it's okay to be gay" stuff with a grain of salt, because some are looking for a reason to disagree to justify their denouncement of his position and some are looking to twist his comments in an effort to justify their own positions.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (hV9ir)
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Wasn't the Soviet Union's deadliest sharpshooter during WW2 a woman?
Posted by: Turn Two at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (0RiY+)
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She still has 18%. Proof madcow disease still does exist.
Posted by: Capital Eff
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The play will be to get some other "activist" to run and split the vote, it's a standard GOP-E tactic.
McCain liked to do it every time he was up in a primary.
Sometimes it was the Establishment machine doing it, sometimes it really was just random weirdos that didn't care they were ruining the chances of a better conservative, they thought they deserved to win.
Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM (ESjRY)
That can be said about many Popes.
Posted by: TC at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (vEj4+)
Posted by: runner
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God help them.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (fBYY+)
Who says you can't remain anonymous and land a Fox News interview?
Did Fox pre-empt the anonymous interview with an Israeli tank stuck in the mud? I've heard that they pull that stunt once in awhile.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (n+4am)
What about sports like target shooting? or archery? Could a woman be better than a man? just wondering..
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 07, 2021 04:40 PM -
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Women compete directly with men in many long range rifle competitions. And they win quite often.
Posted by: irright at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (SchQD)
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What could go wrong?
Posted by: Napoleon Bonaparte at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (raQcc)
Finke, a sophomore, won in 14:12.08, breaking the record held by Zane Grothe, who swam the 1,650 in 14:18.25 at the 2017 USA Swimming Winter Nationals.
Trans dude wouldn't even place as a man.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (I13C0)
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It's you.
The giraffe is cute. Francis the Commie, not so much.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 07, 2021 04:46 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Yup the viruses are mutating to different variants. They can sequence the DNA. Scientists have decided. Okay, this amount of genetic variation equals a new greek letter, a new variant. But how much variation in flu, for example, constitutes a new flu each year? We have been at cv19 for more than 2 years. We should be at CV20, then CV21, and soon CV22. But they keep using these greek letters to pretend it is all the same.
Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (oTuGd)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM
I endorse this plan!
Posted by: Napolean Bonapart at December 07, 2021 04:45 PM (bVYXr)
Me too!
Posted by: Anonymous Austrian Corporal at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (mE7cY)
Prop Groom is a A+++ name. Register it, quick!
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
If she had just tweeted him that she loved him and wanted her sweater puppies to be his forever he might have said yes, but that would not be what she wanted.
Now she is sitting at home with her sweater puppies.
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (RnqIf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Sorry my friend - I have to disagree. He's actively supported and protected child pervs.
Most real men would not do that.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (mD/uy)
I know that's the case in Germany, but wasn't aware that happened here. Are you referring to funding thru tax avoidance?
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Millions and Millions to religious groups to resettle migrants. Not just Catholics, but most of the big denominations. SA is pretty Catholic tho, so they get a lot of migrants taking their services. THe Govt pays them cash money. A lot. Massive.
Posted by: a broken record at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM (oz0Af)
Posted by: runner
Because Ukraine is weak, and needs support.
Posted by: Kramer at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (0hbQ6)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Bible is pretty clear people like him get judged way more harshly.
I can look past the left-wing politics like say being overly concerned about global warming, but I can't look past him constantly engaging in heresy.
Posted by: Blago at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (PwNLq)
So it's ironic to hear the Traditional voices, and I'm of that persuasion myself, calling for changes in the Clergy. Folks, that cuts both ways.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (IEchO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (I13C0)
Posted by: runner
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So, FJB is not a fan of history,.
Posted by: Turn Two at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (0RiY+)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (APnjM)
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Make Being Sent to the Russian Front Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (2Xo7F)
That's why I am not catholic
But, Pope Frankie isn't playing at Pope to build a realm for his kid like past bad popes - he is using the church to destroy the church.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (ESjRY)
Not really an option for Catholics is my understanding.
Posted by: Blago
It does, but not as quick.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (M4qcY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (poMoX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (yQpMk)
Then they impeached him for not starting any new wars.
Looks like Biden misses having a war what with getting kicked out of 'Stan...so now he's going to start the biggest war he can...that'll show that Trump!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (ESjRY)
shooting sports
some types of gymnastics (it's subjective)
figure skating
long-distance swimming (not really but they at least do decently)
free-diving (same as above, they don't have the lung capacity but so far do at least in the ballpark as some men)
anyway Penn has screwed DI women's sports with this. there was I THOUGHT a limit to this in Division I. but as usual, the ivies do what they want. and now the door is open and half all the girls teams in colleges will be male
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (poMoX)
They want to see which Cardinals book flights to the vatican.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (I13C0)
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He will not destroy the Church. He cannot destroy It.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (APnjM)
If Xi-den blunders us into a war with Russia in the Donbass regions, may it be referred to the "Dumbass War" for all eternity. Hopefully it won't be from the radioactive wasteland though.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Yep, and like any institution populated by sinful human beings, there's going to be corruption.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (fBYY+)
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Newsmax needed some pay per view clicks.
it was behind a paywall.
no one else is reporting it.
If Ed Pentin, or Arroyo report it. Pay attention. Otherwise, its a hustle.
Posted by: a broken record at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (++f+f)
Posted by: Y5 at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (RnqIf)
WTF?! Well, OK, prove it then. but until then, leave the person and their money alone.
These asset seizures are robbery.
https://tinyurl.com/yc6ceuw7
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (raQcc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (poMoX)
Also by saying by the "end of 2022" gives them a lot of wiggle room
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (/uaBM)
Would that be his non-blood filled eye?
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (I13C0)
Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (taPSh)
I'm at QDPSJL at the gmail thingy. Thanks in advance.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (8548M)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (I13C0)
Some people do not have a legitimate choice with service obligations extending beyond administrations.
Posted by: Stan at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: MikeM at December 07, 2021 04:47 PM
Right, that's my point. They keep calling the virus COVID, but that is the disease that is supposedly caused by SARS-CoV-2. Ask the average person and I bet they think there are variants of COVID, when these variants are of the virus, SARS-CoV-2. Do all the variants cause the same disease? Or with each new variant, they are causing new diseases?
I'm still baffled that people don't realize that "the vaccines" we're all being mandated to get 'or else' were designed for the original variant of SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. And don't work at all on all the new virus variants.
Not only that, but no one has explained how they supposedly, for the first time in history, not only created a coronavirus vaccine, they created multiple and did it in 1/3 the time it has always taken to create vaccines (18 months).
Posted by: Garland Green at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (/uaBM)
Let's face it that women's sports was invented because they couldn't compete with men so they locked them out. Then along came feminism and nothing that men did in private amongst themselves was considered off limits. In fact it seemed to stimulate aggression and lawsuits by the women. Not caring that it really defeated the whole concept that men thought was a good thing to keep women apart from them in some areas to preserve a balance for both gender's sakes.
Now that's coming back to bite them and frankly, I couldn't care less. Why do we perpetuate women's sports? They're never going to be professionals or even go on to an Olympic contest. So what purpose does it serve? It's merely discrimination against men and till now they were allowed to get away with it. Try something else ladies. Or change the rules and admit that men are better than women at some things. Or strive to compete and win against them.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (1hoTV)
Who (real person) was born "John Elroy Sanford?"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (Z5y5O)
You, uh, might want to reconsider.
Posted by: The Light Brigade at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (Do5/p)
I fail to see why protecting a corrupt oligarchy from a corrupt autocracy is in our interest.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:49 PM (poMoX)
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Pope Francis has Omnicron. Insiders, watching CNN way too much, think its a death sentence and hit panic button.
Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (G0vdT)
Nancy Tompkins is one of the best rifle shooters in the world.
Posted by: irright at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (SchQD)
Answer: The feckless GOP.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (GYllL)
Good explanation of why so many of us have been Protestants for 500 years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (I13C0)
"Looked Putin the Eye"
Does this bullshit sound very familiar to any of you??
It should.
Think about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (dtUS3)
And Alec Baldwin as Gen. Doolittle, too tall and not bald so bad casting.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM (g5tpK)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (dtUS3)
Red Foxx.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Z5y5O)
Kinda like Simone Biles was, who probably could have gone toe to toe with guys on floor and vault...and least in the Top 10...
Posted by: Nova local at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (exHjb)
Might be in Joe and Hunter's interest.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (jWgwQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:53 PM
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Some of us are more 29 than others, I suppose.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (sGnvY)
He was also more Christian. Posted by: SMH
Very good points ... Luther tried reform within the Catholic church.
It's like the scene in "Contact" where the chair is bolted to the (Institutional Catholicism) floor, and has to break free to stop the shaking.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (Cus5s)
I fail to see why protecting a corrupt oligarchy from a corrupt autocracy is in our interest.
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The deep state loves UKRAINE!!! It is literally a giant Fcukin' ATM. The amount of grifting and kickbacks is staggering. It Putin takes it over, they are locked out.
So, yeah, there is a legit chance Uncle Touchy will jump in there with both feet.
Posted by: a broken record at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (b153x)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (7F9te)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (mR6Gs)
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I find myself doing that more and more.
Posted by: SMH
My squirrels have started charging me admission. Ruthless little thugs they are.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * we few, we happy few, we band of morons at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (fM0Dq)
The left has an answer to that actually.
You see they were already working on the Moderna cancer drug that never got approved. So, uh, tah dah!
More seriously - the problem with every corona virus vaccine before this one is the disease mutated too quickly to vaccinate against. Which is why the Moronic Variant is...what you'd expect would happen. If you weren't stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Still Shaving w/ Schick at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (e/gaB)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (BPuaD)
Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (APnjM)
If Xi-den blunders us into a war with Russia in the Donbass regions, may it be referred to the "Dumbass War" for all eternity. Hopefully it won't be from the radioactive wasteland though.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (Rl7KJ)
Biden won't do shit, NATO won't do shit, and Putin knows nobody will do shit. Which is probably why its going to happen. Biden "warning" Putin is like the chihuahua dog snarling right before the Rottweiler decides to take his bone and heads at him in a dead run.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (trdmm)
I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (ergrq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 04:29 PM (BPuaD)
Bullshit. The fifth one's a liar.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (MFphb)
Who (real person) was born "John Elroy Sanford?"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM (dtUS3)
Red Foxx.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Correct!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (dtUS3)
It would have been much easier for the Pope to say something like, " You make a good point, Martin. Now shut up and here's a Red Hat."
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 07, 2021 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)
*touches nose*
The Oligarchs still have the cancelled checks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has a headache at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Megthered at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (sfWd9)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Takes deep breath....
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (OalnH)
Step 1) Diversity Seminars for all combatant commands (since Diversity is our strength!); Step 2) Several C-17 loads of Kendi X books airlifted into Kiev so Ukrainians can understand White Rage so they'll be worthy of saving; And finally Step 3) Everyone still alive after the war retires from the military and join the Board of Directors of Raytheon (*offer not valid for ranks O7 and lower).
Posted by: Match Checksout at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Stephen Wright at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (pL/4C)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (txdEq)
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As is Kim Rhode in skeet and trap. Unbelievable shooter.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (taPSh)
You have much vodka da?
Posted by: Alexander Smirnoff and Vladmir Mendeyev at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (j9HX3)
Anecdotally, their return and order services are practically non-existent. I have not seen a single Amazon delivery van the entire day. Usually they are everywhere. I know they have missed delivery deadlines for all of my shipments for today.
Let's Go Bezos.
Posted by: Joe Mama at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (WmGrA)
https://tinyurl.com/yc6ceuw7
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 04:50 PM (raQcc)
Saw that earlier - this civil asset forfeiture is straight up robbery. So what, they have a K9 that's trained to sniff out cash? Awesome. Why not just straight up outlaw cash, it's what y'all want to do anyway, right? Did it have covid on it?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (wAnMi)
You see they were already working on the Moderna cancer drug that never got approved. So, uh, tah dah!
More seriously - the problem with every corona virus vaccine before this one is the disease mutated too quickly to vaccinate against. Which is why the Moronic Variant is...what you'd expect would happen. If you weren't stupid.
Posted by: 18-1
Now do the five year and 10 year safety tests in six months.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (M4qcY)
These asset seizures are robbery.
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Any asset seizure without an arrest and charges filed should be illegal. The seizing entity should be required to pay 10% interest per DAY for failing to return the assets when the citizen is released.
Posted by: irright at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (SchQD)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (j9HX
Reginald Kenneth Dwight
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (I13C0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (r5BVk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (Z5y5O)
That is very admirable of you. Make sure they are no older than 25. After that age and they start looking like truck drivers.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2021 04:44 PM (bVYXr)
Meanwhile some rogue agents in Cincinnati were...
Posted by: golfman at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (hOMhY)
He could live another year?
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (rDgjh)
It depends on when the Hit is scheduled.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (trdmm)
There are many things I appreciate about the RCC, which is why I post articles on spiritual reflections by the Saints or articles on worthy RC's such as Fr. Titus Brandsma who was just declared blessed and was a Carmelite friar who stood against the Nazis and was killed in a concentration camp, but I did not realize the level of corruption in much of the hierarchy before reading the conservative RC site, Church Militant. It's not only sexual molestation of kids by clergy, but also gang orgies by the hierarchy and molestation of men in seminary and financial malfeasance and well as sending clergy that are conservative to forced stays at places where they are examined for mental fitness simply because they are conservative. This must make RC's weep, but I am glad there are people standing against this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (poMoX)
Who (real person) was born "John Elroy Sanford?"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 04:52 PM
Redd Foxx
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (DUIap)
I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021
***
I'll relax my usual high (= redhead) standards and take in a brunette.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: creeper at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (cTCuP)
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The deep state loves UKRAINE!!! It is literally a giant Fcukin' ATM. The amount of grifting and kickbacks is staggering. It Putin takes it over, they are locked out.
So, yeah, there is a legit chance Uncle Touchy will jump in there with both feet.
Posted by: a broken record at December 07, 2021 04:55 PM (b153x)
That and hot blonds, according to buddy who goes there often.
Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: G'rump928
Listen, do you want a war or not?
C'mon man
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld Clip at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (pL/4C)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (ytSiK)
He could live another year?
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 07, 2021 04:23 PM (rDgjh)
It depends on when the Hit is scheduled.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (trdmm)
After the midterms?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (8548M)
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (trdmm)
Francis is very leftist. he's helping to usher in the one world Order, IMO. I don't think the majority of the Cardinals want a hit on him. They'd want it on somebody who is a conservative.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (poMoX)
Thats called a day late and a dollar short.
I'd say no one is that stupid but....
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (fBYY+)
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Somehow I doubt Germany will bend over backwards for them like they have for Syrians. Cuz they are icky whites.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: creeper at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (cTCuP)
I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021 04:56 PM (SH2Zi)
You're yearning for Mila Jovovich. You'll accept Elina Svitolina.
Biden will tell you take in...two people who look nothing like them. And have a Y chromosome to boot. Hope you're fine with that.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2021 05:01 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021
***
And his makeup man is great, hiding that dead-white skin with all the cracks on it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (txdEq)
To offset the Muslim refugees?
That's a win right there.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (mR6Gs)
Ukraine will expose all of the US grift and money laundering in an attempt to extort protection from the US, NATO will just sit idle because NATO, and Bai-en will shit himself.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (fLri9)
Pope Francis and Joe Biden get to the pearly gates...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
... Saint Peter says, "Guys, idiot says what?"
Frankie and Slow Joe: "What?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (3l5Yq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (UuD2k)
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No kidding. My Christmas present (iWatch 7) arrived today. Well, I should say the box arrives, sans watch. At least Best Buy sent a new one out for us.
Who would have thunk that a package with Best Buy listed as sender, and warning label for "batteries inside" would be a target for theft?
Posted by: Turn Two at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (0RiY+)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (ZZK0E)
I'd prefer he'd cool his jets if the earlier vid is any indication.
Posted by: golfman at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: creeper at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (cTCuP)
Its been awhile.
But then again, I don't really trust the "sources" for that figure. You know the ones..."Insert Media name here" have military/Intelligence sources that say...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 04:51 PM (/uaBM)
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And then when the economy collapses, they can't blame it on the Russians and the war
Out: Wag the Dog.
In: Wag the Dogma.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (2Xo7F)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (/uaBM)
The problem with Ukraine is half the Ukrainians are corrupt shits loyal to Russia -- similar to how half the Americans hate their own country.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (dtUS3)
I will do my part and take in two Ukrainian hottie refugees. Preferably blonde.
Posted by: flounder at December 07, 2021
***
I'll relax my usual high (= redhead) standards and take in a brunette.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (txdEq)
.......
Tune in for a new season of 90 Day Fiance.
Posted by: wth at December 07, 2021 05:02 PM (v0R5T)
I hope nobody tells her about the Borgia Popes or the Cadaver Synod.
No merely human institution, run with such knavish imbecility, could possible survived over 2000 years.
Posted by: paraphrasing Belloc at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (oz0Af)
Posted by: Cheri at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (OalnH)
as if Germany could stop them even if it wanted to.
The dirty secret of NATO is that Germany is now even more thoroughly demilitarized and weak than it was in 1946. Now the Polish might have something to say about Ukes trying to come across their border.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (trdmm)
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Yep. Why does NATO even exist anymore? Well besides the billions pilfered every year, I mean.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (OalnH)
https://tinyurl.com/yckzuhby
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (r5BVk)
There's at least 2 videos I'm aware of with glowies handing out weapons. The most seen one is somebody *inside* the capitol building handing weapons out through an open window. Long before anybody entered the building. There's also footage of somebody with a huge rucksack handing out axe handles etc. at one of the barricades. If the footage the feds are squatting on gets out, it'll be more than the msm can cover up.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (wAnMi)
Presumably the game is to get Biden to send troops there and then grand stand on America "invading" a neutral country.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (ESjRY)
Are you kidding?
Posted by: The Media at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (mR6Gs)
Or the dining on your floor is the bomb.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 07, 2021 05:03 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:00 PM (OalnH)
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as if Germany could stop them even if it wanted to.
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I didn't mean physically stop them. I meant give them all sorts of freebies, let them run rampant crime wise, etc.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 04:59 PM (poMoX)
Too late to go Orthodox?
Posted by: golfman at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Turn Two at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (0RiY+)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ESjRY)
Thats called a day late and a dollar short.
>Unknown to most media flacks, General Milley told the Russians about Joe's strategy two months ago.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (BPuaD)
Ukraine will expose all of the US grift and money laundering in an attempt to extort protection from the US, NATO will just sit idle because NATO, and Bai-en will shit himself.
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This is almost right. Biden is going to give Putin what he really wants. His MONEY back.
Posted by: Because just watch at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (++f+f)
Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (gpmLW)
Posted by: Cheri at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (Z5y5O)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (/uaBM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (Z5y5O)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!0 at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ESjRY)
*Nods*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (XvPQV)
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Seinfeld had a lot of plot lines involving or referencing the western soviet bloc.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:05 PM (ESjRY)
Geographically that would be more Ukraine and Belarus these days.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (z5Vrg)
It just isn't done!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 07, 2021 04:38 PM (iDcra)
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A buddy of mine was on the UCLA tennis team back in the day, and said Billy Jean King (in her prime) used to come over and play against them for practice.
They beat her hollow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (sfKIJ)
.........
He'll be very very angry and will write a letter to Putin telling him how angry he is.
Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (G0vdT)
Half the Ukraine govt are subversive shits, either loyal to Russia or getting bribed by Russia.
They're like the Democrats (and some Republicans) with China.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (dtUS3)
Which is precisely why this is so dangerous. Putin thinks Biden is an impotent fool (which he is), but Biden wants to show he's a tough guy and won't be humiliated again. Wars start that way.
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (ZsR3z)
Posted by: Navy Joan Roberts at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (pL/4C)
Get a picture of Milley shaking hands with someone cosplaying Guderian.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (ESjRY)
==
Prophesy of St. Malachi - was debunked as a hoax.
Posted by: Or was it? at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (bTEy+)
That's why Guiliani got his Ukraine investigation shoved up his ass -- he trusted the wrong people.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (dtUS3)
Seinfeld had a lot of plot lines involving or referencing the western soviet bloc.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (sX1BW)
I understand that NYC has a lot of Russian bloc emigres in it. More there than anywhere else in this country, I imagine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (m45I2)
There's a reason for the old saying, "Dogs have owners, cats have staff".
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (ZSK0i)
Why womens sports?
Jakee, it's the 'uniforms'.
Posted by: Eromero at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (0OP+5)
So I see you subscribed to my newsletter
Posted by: Malachy at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: IC
Women generally have better dexterity with hands and do very well in shooting sports aside from possibly massively recoiling safari rifles. Archery also except for possibly very heavy bow pulls.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (9hXN1)
*closes comment section box for self-preservation*
Posted by: creeper at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Methos at December 07, 2021 05:06 PM (kOpft)
If we had a dollar for every Pope that was to oversee the destruction of Rome...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (z5Vrg)
There were plenty of Ukrainians who were involved with the Democrats' Russian Hoax.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (dtUS3)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: golfman at December 07, 2021 05:04 PM (hOMhY)
I get an impression from my friend, the Eastern Orthodox priest that a number of people are turning towards that church because of the corruption in the RCC and because the liturgy is very beautiful. Before Covid I used to go to Saturday Vepers service at the EO church nearbye and liked it very much. I know they had a big kerfuffle way back when the churches split, but as far as their theology the two church seem very similar to me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2021 05:09 PM (poMoX)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (YV6PJ)
Then Obama hung them out to dry.
Serves Ukraine right for believing a Democrat about ... well ... anything. Do you think South Korea, Japan, Israel, etc. took a lesson from that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (sfKIJ)
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: pep at December 07, 2021 05:07 PM (ZsR3z)
Good point - weak governments with weak leaders are responsible for far more wars than Strong Governments ever have been.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Navy Joan Roberts at December 07, 2021 05:08 PM (pL/4C)
Same.
Posted by: Hunter Biden's Stripper Baby at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (fhxSN)
That is really not funny.
Posted by: Pope Clement VII in 1527 at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (/uaBM)
So they short circuited the middle man? Middle virus and designed their own which they then had the blueprints for so much easier to adapt. Or so they thought and then all those pesky side effects showed up and some bean counter said that it was within the statistical side of an anomaly and wouldn't matter as too few would get them and over a long period of time. At least that's what they thought.
And the FDA and the CDC being infested with Big Pharma agents and future CEOs went along with the lie. And now that it didn't work out they have to keep going cause they can't admit that they lied and gave everyone a deadly disease. What will they do in the years ahead as more and more people die from heart disease and that more women are infertile or can't carry a baby to term. Don't know but it's not going to be pleasant.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (1hoTV)
Showboating aside, my message to him is "get over yourself, idiot"! Lots of us grew up dyslexic and we don't stand around whining about our victim status. You can read just fine now, adn you probably reverse letters when writing less often than I do, so GFY.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (raQcc)
Posted by: Kramer at December 07, 2021 04:48 PM (0hbQ6)
well then, send 'em a sea can filled with bras and jockstraps.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (nhgiS)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (ySQBZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (dtUS3)
Pat Sajak
@patsajak
A Christmas message to my fellow Californians: If you plan to steal merchandise, please keep it under $950. This way, it's a misdemeanor, and you'll be less likely to be prosecuted. More importantly, there will be more left for others to steal. Remember, Christmas is for sharing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: dantesed at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: klaftern at December 07, 2021 05:11 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 07, 2021 05:10 PM (raQcc)
YFG.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 07, 2021 05:12 PM (Z5y5O)
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... and bragging about his QI.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 07, 2021 05:12 PM (sfKIJ)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 07, 2021 05:13 PM (nhgiS)
Posted by: Black Orchid at December 07, 2021 04:57 PM (j9HX
Reginald Kenneth Dwight
Posted by: JoeF. at December 07, 2021 04:58 PM (mR6Gs)
My favorite stage name is Rip Torn.
Posted by: Javems at December 07, 2021 05:14 PM (gpmLW)
Posted by: Tim Riggins
Kyle already knows not to point an AR15 at the jury. So he is ahead of Binger there.
Posted by: whig at December 07, 2021 05:15 PM (9hXN1)
hmmm, well, you have a point. But ... Bible people would agree with versus about a "Resurrection of the Just", and a "Resurrection of the Unjust". Christians would mostly agree they are in a "gathering together".
But what exactly defines "just" and "unjust"? idk, but I don't think it is merely tribal, and maybe not even exactly a "believe in God" thing. I mean, many evil people believe in "god" (if not in God).
I'm OK with "good" and "just" people going to "heaven" (or paradise), even if that is different that the "sons of God". But we see through a cloud darkly, then face to face.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 07, 2021 05:17 PM (Cus5s)
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Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2021 05:18 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
:chortles:
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 07, 2021 05:19 PM (OssQ4)
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Posted by: runner at December 07, 2021 05:26 PM (APnjM)
Has to happen before the economy completely melts down and people start starving. White, Red, Black, Pale, at least that's the order I heard. While Black is definitely getting his gear together, we appear to be somewhere between White and Red.
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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)