Juicy Sommelier Takes the Stand

A major thrust of his defense is calling one of the guys who he's accusing of being violent homophobes a fruity-ass gay.

Jussie Smollett takes stand in his own defense and testifies that he visited gay bathhouses where he took drugs and masturbated with one of the Nigerian brothers who 'beat him up'

Smollett, 39, is charged with six counts of felony disorderly conduct for making what prosecutors say was a false police report about the alleged attack

The class 4 felony carries a prison sentence of up to three years, but experts have said if Smollett is convicted he likely would be placed on probation

Some legal experts say the only chance Smollett has of beating charges that he lied to the police is by telling jurors his version of what happened

Smollett testified that he and Abimbola Osundairo had been to gay bathhouses together where they had done drugs and 'masturbated together' in a private room

Smollett's attorneys have claimed that it was a 'real' attack and that Osundairo and his brother, Olabingo, made up the story about a hoax then asked Smollett for $1 million each to not testify against him at trial

Osundairo admitted that he had gone to the bathhouse with Smollett when he was cross-examined last week on the stand by the defense lawyers - but testified that there was no relationship

Smollett contradicted those claims, saying he and Abimbola got a private room and 'there was some touching.' The actor also said there was gay pornography on the bathhouse walls

So one of the brothers is on the low-low, he claims, and Smollett is using that to impeach him.

But are they still homophobes or what?

Posted by: Ace at 03:40 PM




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1 Wut?

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 03:41 PM (9hXN1)

2 Whig!

Posted by: MikeM at December 06, 2021 03:42 PM (oTuGd)

3 Juicy Sommelier, ace.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 06, 2021 03:42 PM (ptZne)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Juicy!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 06, 2021 03:43 PM (rahKx)

6 Happened twice this past seven days purely by accident.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 03:43 PM (9hXN1)

7 Political conspiracies, racialist false flags, media hoaxes and general social engineering chicanery interspersed with deviant semi-public sex, all exposed during show trials.

America in 2021.

What a fucking farce.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 03:43 PM (DU+/6)

8 This whole weird saga is too sticky to come within 10 miles of.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 06, 2021 03:43 PM (AiZBA)

9 well, that's a fast trial if he's already in defense case.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 06, 2021 03:43 PM (ZZK0E)

10 This is sloppy journalism, ace. I some business names and addresses here.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 06, 2021 03:43 PM (9Fwwf)

11
"I have relationships with women...

and sex with men."


https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 06, 2021 03:43 PM (gzeim)

12 If SNL didn't suck this could be a great skit.

If DOCTOR Jill had a trace of self-respect.... eh, no one would believe *that*.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 03:44 PM (llON8)

13 Lol.
Lmao.

The defense strategy is obviously "tell a bunch of retarded stories and hope a starstruck Chicago jury helps a brother out."

Clown World. Honk honk.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 06, 2021 03:44 PM (HhaYz)

14 Willowed. It took me thirty seconds to post this, and by then the new post was up:

At the nursing home right now visiting Mom and typing away on my Great Bibliography. They had Brandon on TV talking about how passing Break Back Better will lower the prices of the insulin he raised by revoking Trump's executive order.

They can't say anything without lying out of all four sides of their mouths on both their faces.

Anyway, I blew the day to come here and wait to see if the doctor was going to make his rounds, but I guess this isn't the day. Traffic in Houma is horrid.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 06, 2021 03:44 PM (3tGZ0)

15
I have news for you...

dat means you're gay.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 06, 2021 03:44 PM (gzeim)

16 Olabingo?

Come on. They are just making shit up now.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)

17 Just how depraved can this get?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (axyOa)

18 Abimbola and Olabingo.

Yeah, their parents turned them gay with those names.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (mbFEM)

19 Like when George Costanza wouldn't date a bald woman.
"But YOU'RE gay!"

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (BJKQV)

20 He's beating himself, Nigerian weight lifters. . .

beat it just beat it

is this masturbation monday?

Posted by: there's a joke there at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (1oPum)

21 >528 (last thread)
I was warned:

Nood fags

nood homo
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 06, 2021 03:43 PM (gzeim)

Yet here I am.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

22 Smollett testified that he and Abimbola Osundairo had been to gay bathhouses together where they had done drugs and 'masturbated together' in a private room

I could have lived the rest of my life not knowing that.

God, people are disgusting.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (2JVJo)

23

Man, you suck one dick...

Posted by: C. Cumo at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (hOnUk)

24 Watched gay porn and jerked each other off......Imma suggest you gay.....

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

25 How does any of this explain his police report about whites and MAGA country?

Is he claiming he did not recognize them? Or was he confused?

Seriously, is there no honor in this world anymore? This is so disgusting.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (D03ZB)

26 So we still don't know if Bimbo and Bingo are gay, or just playing gay for financial benefit?

I'm sorry, but our immigration process is more than broken.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (8erNz)

27

...but they have relationships with women...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (gzeim)

28 How can this guy show his face in public? This is an embarrassment beyond belief. He needs to do some time. Talk about a privileged character.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (E7vND)

29 I would like to focus on the lie that this happened three years ago because what the hell.

Posted by: alexthechick - boobs and hysteria at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (mf5HN)

30 MAGA :
Muscles And Greased Anuses


Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (gBahm)

31 Make America Gape Again

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (gBahm)

32 Just how depraved can this get?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (axyOa)



Biblical.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

33
Ace really needs to add this vid clip to this post:

https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (gzeim)

34 That wasn't mutual masturbating. It was penis fencing.

Posted by: Zombie Erol Flynn at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (WmGrA)

35 So, his story is that although he planned to stage an attack with these Nigerian brothers -- and even rehearsed the staged attack, when they went through with their plan, the brothers actually really attacked him, and didn't fake attack him? Oh, and the gay brother is a homophobe, and that's why they attacked him?

None of that makes any sense whatsoever. It also doesn't square with what Jussie told the police -- he didn't recognize the brother that he attended the bathhouse with, and identify him to the police?

Posted by: Revenant at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (I76dP)

36 God, people are disgusting.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (2JVJo)

Depends on the people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (poMoX)

37 It's time for Long Florida, isn't it?
Posted by: I mean at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (KXeVo)



Too fucking humid.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Fruity-ass thread.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (ufFY8)

39 No shame just man up and take the L. Or the D whatever

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (ytSiK)

40 Self-loathing homos = homophobes? Wow, life is confusing.
Separately, if anyone believes that Jussie and Abimbola were not just friends who arranged some bs for the press. They are idiots.

Posted by: MikeM at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (oTuGd)

41 How can this guy show his face in public? This is an embarrassment beyond belief.
==
The shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: there's a joke there at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (Kf5dw)

42 >>That wasn't mutual masturbating. It was penis fencing.


Just don't say Cock Fight or we'll be covered up in Latinos in no time.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (gBahm)

43 He needs to do some time. Talk about a privileged character.
Posted by: Redenzo


It'll be like a all-inclusive resort holiday for him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (1t5dY)

44
I'm only gay on my OnlyFans...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (gzeim)

45 Jussie Smollett takes stand in his own defense and testifies that he visited gay bathhouses where he took drugs and masturbated with one of the Nigerian brothers who 'beat him up'


Must be feeling pretty cocky.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (axyOa)

46 I think it's only gay in Nigeria if your catching, not pitching.

Reach arounds are definitely out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (tMjLZ)

47 So the guys he emailed and said did nothing wrong are now who he accuses of attacking him? um yeah, that's so gay.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (r5BVk)

48 "A machine...that goes 'Olabingo!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (9Fwwf)

49 Jussie just sent this email:

"I am a Nigerian Princess and I am about to lose a court case in Ill and go to jail...I need to offload $5M right now - so if you give me your bank account number and password, it's yours!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (5iUNf)

50 Did they both eat from the same bag of dicks? Because that's gayer then a Lincoln Man Boy Project job interview.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (Y07NH)

51 Let he who has not taken drugs and masturbated with a Nigerian bodybuilder in a gay bath house cast the first stone.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

52 A major thrust of his defense is calling the guys who he's accusing of being violent homophobes fruity-ass gays.

--------

ISWYDT, Ace.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (vc8bM)

53 I'm sorry, but Jussie should get prison time for this. This cockamamy story just shows a complete and utter lack of remorse for what he did.

If he is convicted, he'll get probation and community service or something, but he should go to jail.

Posted by: Revenant at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (I76dP)

54 This is the world's strangest defense.

I didn't do it. This really happened, but I was framed by these two homos.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

55 >> I think it's only gay in Nigeria if your catching, not pitching.


Nigerian Baseball Rules

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (gBahm)

56 I was informed by all the armchair lawyers that taking the stand was bad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (XvPQV)

57 10 This is sloppy journalism, ace. I some business names and addresses here.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama
__________


Barky already has those addresses. He wasn't known as "Bathhouse Barry" in Chicago for nothing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (k4dH2)

58 Fruity-ass thread.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (ufFY
++++
Wouldn't "fruity ass-threads" be edible thong panties?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (DU+/6)

59 Smart money says that Smolette talked to like 10 attorneys, all of whom told him to plead the case out, but he kept shopping until he found the clout-chasing dunce who told him what he wanted to hear and doesn't mind losing the case because there's no such thing as bud publicity. Then she accused the judge of assault.

Posted by: Xander Crews at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (MpOGS)

60 Good thing I'm not a White heterosexual conservative republican or I would be doing some serious salad tossin time.

Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (iDcra)

61 I'd like to call noted bath house visitor Anthony Fauci to the stand to describe what homosexual activity is.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (u6Edq)

62 So, Juicy likes footlong subs, no?

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (88xKn)

63 What has that got to do with Jussie claiming he was attacked by MAGA white supremacists ?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (iXJM1)

64 I hope the jury is taking notes.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

65 I'm sorry, but Jussie should get prison time for this.

If he doesn't, guess who beats him up for real this time?

Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (9Fwwf)

66 I'm unclear why Juicy doesn't want to go to prison. It sounds like his sort of place.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (Y07NH)

67 It wasn't Gay Gay what we did, but those Nigerians are some fruity assed MFers.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (R5lpX)

68 This missing angle in all of this is the Kamala Harris anti-Lynching Legislation.

The timing. The players. ALL too convenient.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (gBahm)

69 ++++
Wouldn't "fruity ass-threads" be edible thong panties?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (DU+/6)


Nice.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

70 I have news for you...

dat means you're gay.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 06, 2021 03:44 PM


Why do all these Nigerians keep sucking my dick?

Posted by: Juicy Smollett at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (m+jkK)

71 I think Jussie will walk with a Cook County jury.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (m/Gc2)

72 Rush - Here Again

https://youtu.be/T7cpAM-pkr8

Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (SH2Zi)

73 Jussie Smollett has been playing the victim all of his life. He does not know how to stop.
Oh, and he got paid 2,000,000 a year for his role in Empire.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (NpAcC)

74 Is there "Capital Disorderly Conduct"?

Posted by: klaftern at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (taPSh)

75 Greetings:

Me, I was so looking forward to Vinnie Politan's Court TV coverage, but no, no, no took the day.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (uuklp)

76 >>I'm sorry, but Jussie should get prison time for this.


It's really a win / Win scenario for him.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (gBahm)

77 Holy shit! This guy is just a man-child with some kind of perverse, mental illness. He really just needs to be locked away for a long time and forgotten about.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (fLri9)

78 If SNL didn't suck this could be a great skit.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Chappelle did something on it. But more on the subway sandwich element. He pretended he was the cop taking Jussies statements.
*So you went out at 2am, walking, ten degrees below zero, to get a subway sandwicg?*
It was okay.

Posted by: MikeM at December 06, 2021 03:51 PM (oTuGd)

79 68 This missing angle in all of this is the Kamala Harris anti-Lynching Legislation.

The timing. The players. ALL too convenient.

Posted by: garrett

Yes, but the silliness of the exposed plot is obscuring the malicious intent and conspiracy behind it all.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 03:51 PM (9hXN1)

80 Well, dash my wigs.

Posted by: StewBurner at December 06, 2021 03:51 PM (Guh8+)

81 We already knew they beat him up, but the charge he's on trial for is the fake police report. Seems like he just confessed to that. And I don't really see how who did what to whom in a gay bathhouse is relevant to his guilt or innocence.

Posted by: Socratease at December 06, 2021 03:51 PM (oqnjT)

82 Smart money says that Smolette talked to like 10 attorneys, all of whom told him to plead the case out

I mean it was obvious that if, when busted he'd said "OK it was just a stupid stunt I was trying to use to raise awareness to the plight of homosexuals in Trump's America" they'd have slapped his wrist and he'd have a show on BET or Netflix by this point.

But no, he had to keep pushing and claiming it was real and fighting, and now he's in an utterly indefensible, ludicrous position.

And in the end, the worst conceivable penalty he'll get is like community service and a fine. What the hell is this twink thinking??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

83 Fruity-ass thread.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM


Reeks of Juicy Fruit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (m+jkK)

84 MAGA :
Muscles And Greased Anuses

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021


***
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (txdEq)

85 Smollett contradicted those claims, saying he and Abimbola got a private room and 'there was some touching.' The actor also said there was gay pornography on the bathhouse walls

-----------

Can the defense call Obama as an expert witness?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (vc8bM)

86 77 Holy shit! This guy is just a man-child with some kind of perverse, mental illness. He really just needs to be locked away for a long time and forgotten about.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

You are discussing most of our elite class nowadays. A fish rots from the head down.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (9hXN1)

87 And I expect that unless it was some odd juror exclusion question that at least 1/4 of the people on the jury have seen the Dave Chapelle skit on this case.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (poMoX)

88 Smollett takes stand in his own defense and testifies that he visited gay bathhouses where he took drugs and masturbated

Who doesn't do that?
Dr Fauci

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (CYnTg)

89 What has that got to do with Jussie claiming he was attacked by MAGA white supremacists ?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 03:49 PM (iXJM1)



The prosecutor should start his cross with "We get that your a sick, depraved person of no morals or acknowledgement of your soul, but what does any of this have to do with you paying the two black men to assault you and blame it on non-existent white Trump supporters?"

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Smollett contradicted those claims, saying he and Abimbola got a private room and 'there was some touching.' The actor also said there was gay pornography on the bathhouse walls

-----------

Can the defense call Obama and Fauci as an expert witnesses?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (vc8bM)

91 Gayer than Lebron in the off-season.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (j0oV1)

92 51 Let he who has not taken drugs and masturbated with a Nigerian bodybuilder in a gay bath house cast the first stone.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T


I see a deluge of rocks heading your way in the very near future.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (Ar78U)

93 So there I was fucking this Nigerian in the ass outside, in December, in Chicago and he tickles my balls and I'm thinking is this Nigerian GAY OR WHAT?

Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (iDcra)

94 Wouldn't "fruity ass-threads" be edible thong panties?/i]

Or just any men'swear from the 1970s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

95 I don't get any of this. Juicy's defense is that the brothers are homophobes, but he had homo sex with one of them.

I must be missing something.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (Bmy3R)

96 Strange fruit.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (m/Gc2)

97

Oreo Double Butt Stuff.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (hOnUk)

98 I'm sorry, but Jussie should get prison time for this.


They don't call it the pokey or slammer for nothing!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (mD/uy)

99 Just wait until I get in the witness stand.

Posted by: Raggot the Gerbil at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (X1jJq)

100 he's in an utterly indefensible, ludicrous position.
===
he enjoys such positions

Posted by: there's a joke there at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (jfvUf)

101 "if Smollett is convicted he likely would be placed on probation"

Yup. And we'll never find out who pulled the strings in JS's favor early on. I suspect it was another Chicago bath house denizen.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (qpX6U)

102 30: Muscles And Greased Anuses
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 03:46 PM (gBahm)

That explains why the media was so obsessed with MAGA country.

Posted by: Mishdog at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (/VWLE)

103 Reeks of Juicy Fruit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (m+jkK

Backs slowly out of the room

Posted by: Fruit Stripe Gum at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (ufFY8)

104 77 Holy shit! This guy is just a man-child with some kind of perverse, mental illness. He really just needs to be locked away for a long time and forgotten about.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (fLri9)

This. I'm shocked to see that he's 39. I thought he was 20 something.

Posted by: sal at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (bJKUl)

105 Well, dash my wigs.

Posted by: StewBurner at December 06, 2021 03:51 PM (Guh8+)

"Modern day lynchings." Are. AWESOME! This is better comedy than most comedy shows.

Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2021 03:54 PM (SH2Zi)

106 Self-loathing homos

Slo-Mos

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 06, 2021 03:54 PM (Bmy3R)

107 Ah, the laying tile defense.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 03:54 PM (UHVv4)

108 Jussie Smollett has been playing the victim all of his life. He does not know how to stop.
Oh, and he got paid 2,000,000 a year for his role in Empire.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 03:50 PM (NpAcC)
.......

That's a whole lot of drugs and gay bath house memberships.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

109 95 I don't get any of this. Juicy's defense is that the brothers are homophobes, but he had homo sex with one of them.

I must be missing something.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

Sexuality is fluid man and situational.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 03:54 PM (9hXN1)

110 93

Ok, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2021 03:55 PM (ufFY8)

111 Ah, the laying tile defense.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 06, 2021 03:54 PM


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2021 03:55 PM (m+jkK)

112 That Nigerian was wearing Crocs when we did some gayish stuff. And you know what they say about Nigerians that wear Crocs.

Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 06, 2021 03:55 PM (iDcra)

113 The thing is, the first thing on everyone's mind when they heard about his story was.. "that never happened." Nobody, NOBODY believed that he was assaulted at 3 AM in downtown Chicago by white guys carrying bleach and a noose with MAGA hats, who gently laid a noose on his shoulder and yelled THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY! at him.

Its the worst possible story anyone could come up with. Its so stupid and weak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

114 Let he who has not taken drugs and masturbated with a Nigerian bodybuilder in a gay bath house cast the first stone.
Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021


***
** Wolfus steps up ** "I'm ready. You want I should use granite, or a chunk of marble?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (txdEq)

115 I masturbated with one of my attackers is a bold defense strategy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (Mr6Pz)

116 "Yes, but the silliness of the exposed plot is obscuring the malicious intent and conspiracy behind it all.

Posted by: whig "


Goldfish have longer memories than leftists when it comes to hate crime hoaxes.

Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (MxEKc)

117 Has anybody on the jury busted out laughing yet?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

118 Gayer than Lebron in the off-season.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe

It ain't gay if you are underway.

Posted by: The US Gayvy at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (WmGrA)

119 Who is financing Smollet's defense? I can't believe a washed up sort of almost actor has any money.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (zc1AC)

120 58 Fruity-ass thread.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 06, 2021 03:47 PM (ufFY
++++
Wouldn't "fruity ass-threads" be edible thong panties?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


It depends on who's wearing them.

Was rolling up to a stoplight yesterday, on the curb was a cute thirtyish blond-haired Asian woman, yoga pants and leather calf boots. Bent over wrestling one of her boots off while her t-shirt slid up to a just proper level of underboob.

I wanted to throw the truck into park, jump out, hand her a model release and $200 and snap a picture. Nothing nasty visible, but it was so...uh...pretty and three-dimensional, it should be painted but not competent to do it.

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (8erNz)

121 I'm shocked to see that he's 39. I thought he was 20 something.

Posted by: sal
====

I use Man Goo Cream every night to exfoliate and moisturize... and to drink.

Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (iDcra)

122 I don't get any of this. Juicy's defense is that the brothers are homophobes, but he had homo sex with one of them.
==
He's telling it badly. His defense "fantasy" is that the nigerian weightlifter became gay because he couldn't resist Juicy's seductions. And afterwards, the nigerian became ashamed and angry and attacked him, even tho he still loves him. I can't quit you juicy!

Its a gay harlequin romance novel, more than an alibi.

Posted by: there's a joke there at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (OODSO)

123 >>Ah, the laying tile defense.


The Pipe goes through the Tile and gets covered in the Poo-Poo.

Posted by: Nigerian Tile Setting Expert at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (gBahm)

124 And in the end, the worst conceivable penalty he'll get is like community service and a fine. What the hell is this twink thinking??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

He's thinking that the VP of the USA damn well better fix this since she put him up to it.

Posted by: tbodie at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (gECZB)

125 How does any of this explain his police report about whites and MAGA country?

Is he claiming he did not recognize them? Or was he confused?

Seriously, is there no honor in this world anymore? This is so disgusting.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (D03ZB)

Point...if Juicy was bent over getting his starfish expanded, he wouldn't necessarily be face-to-face. So maybe he really didn't recognize them. Maybe the prosecutor should have him bend over for a tactile identifaction...

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 03:56 PM (IJES/)

126
Its the worst possible story anyone could come up with. Its so stupid and weak.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:55 PM (KZzsI)



The case will be dismissed on the grounds that in this country, today, with Trump still out there somewhere, it's possible, so free to go.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

127 >>I hope the jury is taking notes.

Not sure it's necessary. Visiting a gay bathhouse, taking drugs and flogging the dolphin with his gay body builder is not the kind of thing I'd forget.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

128 If I were on the jury, I'd be kicked off of it for laughing loudly by all this crap

Posted by: Bruce at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (vd8XM)

129 Speaking of sick-ass gay predators, the VP of Sony Play Station Network just got fired for trying to meet up with what he thought was a 15 year old boy.

https://tinyurl.com/bdedzf3x

Let's hope he's not VP at Activision next week, but he probably will be.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (wAnMi)

130 Interesting defense, let's see if it works.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (bhRsz)

131 Smollett testified that he and Abimbola Osundairo had been to gay bathhouses together where they had done drugs and 'masturbated together' in a private room.
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From what I have seen from my hands-on, first-person observation of these environments, this is likely a partial truth. This is often neophyte conduct in such establishments, though the combination of drugs and unrestrained sexuality often result in escalation over the course of repeated visits.

Subsequent interactions in such establishments often advance to mutual stimulation, culminating in single-partner coitus. If visits continue, it often evolves further into mutli-partner sexual expression with accelerating drug use. The subculture accelerates itself among its participants, and participation can itself become addictive, resulting in the need for strong commitment to scientific principles when studying the subculture.

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (DU+/6)

132 In an earlier time I could make a allusion to this whole mess using the Mad Magazine Spy vs Spy as a construct.

Now, you can't really do that.

Suffice it to say, Jessie Smollet needs to go down hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (nY8BU)

133 Rush - Lessons

https://youtu.be/18lk9lqemGE

Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (SH2Zi)

134 I don't get this defense either, my homo buddies attacked me in a hoax I paid them to set up to blame white dudes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (r5BVk)

135 Get your skis shined up
Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit

Posted by: spindrift at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (h5TKJ)

136 How is Juicy even managing to testify, while he's gargling a mouth fulla cock, 24/7?

Pretty stupid failed attempt to market a line of fashion nooses to the black men's market, anyway.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (QzJWU)

137 Goldfish have longer memories than leftists when it comes to hate crime hoaxes.

Posted by: Ripley

True that.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (9hXN1)

138 73 Jussie Smollett has been playing the victim all of his life. He does not know how to stop.
Oh, and he got paid 2,000,000 a year for his role in Empire.
__________

Yeah, it really sucks to be an oppressed minority in this hopelessly raaaaaacist country, doesn't it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 03:58 PM (k4dH2)

139 The only part that everyone still says is unbelievable, but is entirely believable, is that he would go out in the cold to get a sammich.

It's Chicago, for G-d's sake. I grew up in Buffalo. And yes, people in frigid climes go out and do all kinds of things in freezing weather. Maybe not at 2 am. But the part about him going out in freezing weather is not at all unbelievable.

The rest of his story, of course, smelled to high heaven, as my sainted mudder would say.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 06, 2021 03:58 PM (Bmy3R)

140 Suffice it to say, Jessie Smollet needs to go down hard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (nY8BU)

Done and done!

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2021 03:58 PM (BJKQV)

141 garrett, that's poetry right there.

>>Ah, the laying tile defense.

The Pipe goes through the Tile and gets covered in the Poo-Poo.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 03:58 PM (IJES/)

142 ...And we'd still rather that our name be brought up in conjunction with this case than be said in the same breath as Jared.

Seriously, can we just food poison people like Chapotle, people seem to not hold that against them.

Posted by: Subway at December 06, 2021 03:58 PM (F9322)

143
Suffice it to say, Jessie Smollet needs to go down hard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (nY8BU)



Seems like he has. A lot.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 06, 2021 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

144 The prosecution put on evidence of a dry one; the defense countered with a wet one.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2021 03:58 PM (Mr6Pz)

145 It ain't gay if you are underway.
Posted by: The US Gayvy


Haze Gay and Underway?

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 03:59 PM (8erNz)

146 Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 06, 2021 03:58 PM (Bmy3R

It's unbelievable that he would go to Subway.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 03:59 PM (iXJM1)

147 Let's hope he's not VP at Activision next week, but he probably will be.

"We have lots of new openings!"
--Blizzard Entertainment

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

148 Well, I for one am elated that there are no stereotypes being displayed in this whole sorted mess.

Maga hat,
noose rope, gay bathhouse, White guys familiar with Empire, 2 am Subway runs, cranking it in a gay bathhouse,
claims of racism

Still pending:

Fried chicken, watermelon, pedophilia, safe spaces, hot sauce in the purse

Posted by: Orson at December 06, 2021 04:00 PM (9ngzz)

149 This guy is just so fucking stupid, and so na´ve, he can't see what a fool he is. And the people enabling him, like his defense team...FFS just tell the guy STFU and take the hit, and be damn glad you're still free.

This is just the most disgusting display of what it means to be woke and politically correct I've ever seen.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 06, 2021 04:00 PM (fLri9)

150 Another Chicago bath house denizen?
So yeah, where was Big Mike when all this went down? Or wherever it went.

Posted by: klaftern at December 06, 2021 04:00 PM (taPSh)

151
With Bleach Friends like these...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 04:00 PM (2ABQr)

152 It's unbelievable that he would go to Subway.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 03:59 PM (iXJM1)
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I dunno. Rich athletes often go to places like Waffle House. Tiger Woods went to Denny's to prowl for tail. Maybe he did go to Subway, because there was some dude he wanted there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:00 PM (DU+/6)

153 Seriously, can we just food poison people like Chapotle, people seem to not hold that against them.

"Look they only killed a few dozen people in five separate incidents over several years, its not like its unsafe or anything!"
-Chipotle customer

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:00 PM (KZzsI)

154 The thing is, the first thing on everyone's mind when they heard about his story was.. "that never happened." Nobody, NOBODY believed that he was assaulted at 3 AM in downtown Chicago by white guys carrying bleach and a noose with MAGA hats, who gently laid a noose on his shoulder and yelled THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY! at him.

Its the worst possible story anyone could come up with. Its so stupid and weak.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:55 PM (KZzsI)


And then the clown wears the noose all the way home, just so he can show it to people and get pictures with it on. Yeah, that seems like the exact reaction most people would have.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 06, 2021 04:00 PM (wAnMi)

155 146 It's unbelievable that he would go to Subway.

Good point. Go somewhere decent in those conditions!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (Bmy3R)

156 I'll bet that Subway in Chicago goes gangbusters on footlong meatball subs.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (BPuaD)

157 garrett, that's poetry right there.

>>Ah, the laying tile defense.

The Pipe goes through the Tile and gets covered in the Poo-Poo.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 03:58 PM (IJES/)

If the pipe don't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (SH2Zi)

158 The class 4 felony carries a prison sentence of up to three years, but experts have said if Smollett is convicted he likely get one year.

Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (RHGPo)

159 Letting Jussie testify like this tells me the fix is in.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (iXJM1)

160 I remember back when Obama was president there was a site run by Kevin Dujan, called HillBuzz that used to accuse Obama of frequenting the bathhouses in Chicago.

Now, I don't know if those stories are true, but for some reason there seems to be a lot of bathhouses in Chicago. What's up with that?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (NpAcC)

161 the jury will find Trump guilty

Posted by: x at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (oA+QO)

162 Bet he gets treated better than Kyle did

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (xF76o)

163 YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

Posted by: Jussie The Smollet at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (RKVCK)

164 Kevin Dujan turned out to be a phony and a grifter. I wouldn't believe a word he said.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (Bmy3R)

165 I'm expecting a hung jury.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (Mr6Pz)

166 Its the worst possible story anyone could come up with. Its so stupid and weak.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Right. It was obviously preposterous at the moment, which is why I think it failed to manifest the proper outcome. It was *supposed* to start some race riots, but failed. Wrong season, wrong location, wrong setup.

It was an early indication of how incompetent Kamala Harris is. She's neck-deep in this one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (DU+/6)

167 Jesse is the nicest guy. When we were sucking Willy dick he always let me take the "money" shot. He was just the sweetest.

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (iDcra)

168 Jussie: "your honor, before I put in that false police report, I met up with some Nigerian poofer riding a vespa with purple crocs on and, well, after the bath house we drove into a ditch outside of town where there were a hundred drunken hobos with flaming boners who fuck piled me...so I'm, like, innocent."

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (5iUNf)

169 I am waiting for BLM to claim they'll riot if Juicy Smolliet is found guilty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

170 Quiznos was pretty good until they literally murdered all of their franchisees.

Definitely good after a night of getting yanked by a Nigerian weightlifter.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (X1jJq)

171 Its the worst possible story anyone could come up with. Its so stupid and weak.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:55 PM (KZzsI)

In Hollywood stupid people get paid to say smart-sounding things and wind up thinking they're smart.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (BJKQV)

172 "Jussie Smollett takes stand in his own defense and testifies that he visited gay bathhouses where he took drugs and masturbated with one of the Nigerian brothers who 'beat him up'"

And that's supposed to make him look less guilty?!

Posted by: Eternity Matters at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (MTm8X)

173 Subway. So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: klaftern at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (taPSh)

174 Maybe he did go to Subway, because there was some dude he wanted there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Try the hot sausage foot-long special!

Posted by: Sub-gay Sammiches at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (WmGrA)

175 159 Letting Jussie testify like this tells me the fix is in.

Posted by: Just a side note

In this case, it is a push for nullification by the jury for being a celebrity, not for legal reasons.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (9hXN1)

176 It's Chicago, for G-d's sake. I grew up in Buffalo. And yes, people in frigid climes go out and do all kinds of things in freezing weather. Maybe not at 2 am. But the part about him going out in freezing weather is not at all unbelievable.
___________

It wasn't unbelievable that somebody would go out in the middle of a very cold night to get food, but a Subway sandwich? C'mon man, if you're gonna freeze your balls off, you should do it for something that tastes better than that shit.

Also, the really unbelievable part was that there would be random MAGA types out on the street in that kind of cold, trying to spot random black dudes to lynch. When it's that cold out people don't go out with exposed skin; they cover their faces, so nobody can see what color skin they have anyway.

The whole story was just ridiculous, down to the fact that Smollett had no real injuries, just a tiny cut on his face. If he'd really been attacked by two men, they must have been major wusses to have left him in such good condition.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (k4dH2)

177 They all need to just do grenade launchers at 5 paces.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (VwHCD)

178 159 Letting Jussie testify like this tells me the fix is in.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (iXJM1)


It's Chicago and he is a huge lefty. This being fixed is not even in doubt.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (Ar78U)

179


I hate to disillusion you, but you're sucking on my arm.

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (hOnUk)

180 NYPost reports: "Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent"

https://trib.al/1g5AK1C

Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (YYlyE)

181 So he's still sticking to the story that the payment was for a personal trainer?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (iXJM1)

182 But the DA in Illinois and Michelle Obama are deeply involved in this for... reasons I'd like to see brought to light.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

183 Honestly, all this gay shit leads to Juicey. In the old days the cops would just rough the fags up and life was better.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (HTCOy)

184
And that's supposed to make him look less guilty?!
Posted by: Eternity Matters at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (MTm8X)

___________

He has a *fabulous* jury!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (Otbg7)

185 >>The whole story was just ridiculous, down to the fact that Smollett had no real injuries, just a tiny cut on his face. If he'd really been attacked by two men, they must have been major wusses to have left him in such good condition.


You forgot the Noose.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (gBahm)

186 LoVe Is lOvE BiGoT!1! ThEy'Re JuSt LiKe YoU AnD Me!!11!

Totally not a mental illness.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (0Uf+z)

187
Bet he gets treated better than Kyle did
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (xF76o)

Well, yeah... he's guilty after all. Probation? If Kyle were in this weirdo's Crocs, the City of Chicago would dig up some obscure 19th century provision that has a sentence of public immolation or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (2ABQr)

188 Speaking of sick-ass gay predators, the VP of Sony Play Station Network just got fired for trying to meet up with what he thought was a 15 year old boy.
Posted by: clutch cargo
Jeesh. We are surrounded by pedos. Plus, the stupidity, when I read the article. No thought that it might be a setup?

Posted by: MikeM at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (oTuGd)

189 Maybe not at 2 am. But the part about him going out in freezing weather is not at all unbelievable.
==
prettysure that nobody goes out for a subway sandwich in nice weather . . .

Posted by: there's a joke there at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (YRtDP)

190 158 The class 4 felony carries a prison sentence of up to three years, but experts have said if Smollett is convicted he likely get one year.
Posted by: SMOD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_uM8bUnlGQ

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (8erNz)

191 Calling Mistah Merrick Garland!

Calling Mistah Merrick Garland!

This gay black man perpetrated a hate crime on a gay black man. Are we going to see a separate federal hate crimes prosecution? I don't think there is any exception for people who hire others to perpetrate the crime on yourself. It's kinda impossible to say the victim wasn't selected because of his race and sexual orientation.

Posted by: Emil Blatz at December 06, 2021 04:05 PM (dKlmk)

192 Let this be a lesson for the Cops.

...and I think Wyatt will back me up, here.

ALWAYS order the Rape Kit.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 04:05 PM (gBahm)

193 Now, I don't know if those stories are true, but for some reason there seems to be a lot of bathhouses in Chicago. What's up with that?

Posted by: redridinghood

Major cities are where people on the down low meet up for anonymous sex. Same reason that there are strip clubs in major cities.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 04:06 PM (9hXN1)

194 So yeah, where was Big Mike when all this went down? Or wherever it went.
Posted by: klaftern at December 06, 2021 04:00 PM (taPSh)

Don't look for it, klaftern. You may not like what you find.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at December 06, 2021 04:06 PM (tMjLZ)

195 Fauci's going rogue.

"There are fundamental, ethical questions that needed to be asked ... When does the point come when you say, 'OK, we made the point, now we've gotta pull back?'"

https://bit.ly/3xYaBRP

Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:06 PM (YYlyE)

196
Speaking of sick-ass gay predators, the VP of Sony Play Station Network just got fired for trying to meet up with what he thought was a 15 year old boy.
Posted by: clutch cargo

_______

He got fired because it was an 18 year old boy?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2021 04:06 PM (Otbg7)

197 180 NYPost reports: "Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent"

https://trib.al/1g5AK1C
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (YYlyE)

69 percent? That's like a sign from God or something.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2021 04:06 PM (BJKQV)

198 This busty bikini blonde wishes she didn't know anything about these deviant subcultures, and resents having read about this trial:
https://is.gd/ZLvTDM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:06 PM (DU+/6)

199 >>"There are fundamental, ethical questions that needed to be asked ... When does the point come when you say, 'OK, we made the point, now we've gotta pull back?'"


I'll have to check the Map, but I think that is called the Cervix...Doctor.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 04:07 PM (gBahm)

200 Cops have of plenty of time since the mass murder rates are so low.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2021 04:07 PM (YdUrq)

201 Suffice it to say, Jessie Smollet needs to go down hard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (nY8BU)

Woah dude...phrasing.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 06, 2021 04:07 PM (R5lpX)

202 These are tacky times we're living in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:07 PM (iJVGX)

203 ALWAYS order the Rape Kit.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 04:05 PM


If you don't see it on the menu, ask for it.

Posted by: The Otters at December 06, 2021 04:07 PM (m+jkK)

204 >>I hope the jury is taking notes.

Not sure it's necessary. Visiting a gay bathhouse, taking drugs and flogging the dolphin with his gay body builder is not the kind of thing I'd forget.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Phew. What a night!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 06, 2021 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

205 NYPost reports: "Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent"
Posted by: bonhomme
Maybe increased blood flow everywhere? Interesting.

Posted by: MikeM at December 06, 2021 04:08 PM (oTuGd)

206 Now, I don't know if those stories are true, but for some reason there seems to be a lot of bathhouses in Chicago. What's up with that?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (NpAcC)


Lots of democrat politicians. Just like SF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 06, 2021 04:08 PM (wAnMi)

207 And in the end, the worst conceivable penalty he'll get is like community service and a fine. What the hell is this twink thinking??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)


It was done as a stunt to create a pretext for laws to increase power to the state for various hate crimes
It was fully screwed up because he is an idiot who thought acting was doing and being (like Stanislavsky taught)
He is falling on his sword to hid that it he is a crisis actor recruited by powerful politicians because if he doesn't he may wind up in a box

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2021 04:08 PM (ZMraq)

208 I'm expecting a hung jury.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (Mr6Pz)

Suffice it to say, Jessie Smollet needs to go down hard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2021 03:57 PM (nY8BU)

He needs to be spanked?

Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2021 04:08 PM (SH2Zi)

209 203 ALWAYS order the Rape Kit.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 04:05 PM
---------------
Even after a Vespa accident?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 04:08 PM (HTCOy)

210 All kidding aside that Nigerian's ass was sublime.... and his squeak hole actually squeaked.

Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 06, 2021 04:09 PM (iDcra)

211 The FBI "guys" totally support jerking off together and that it totally doesn't make you gay. No matter how tight your Express Jean shorts are.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at December 06, 2021 04:09 PM (iQWEY)

212 "There are fundamental, ethical questions that needed to be asked ... When does the point come when you say, 'OK, we made the point, now we've gotta pull back?'"

https://bit.ly/3xYaBRP
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:06 PM (YYlyE)
++++
Seriously, Fauci? You're getting your dander up about Omicron-related travel bans but nothing else that you yourself have done over the past ten years? And *now* it's time to question whether we're overreacting?

Why? Is it that your internal polling is showing a lack of acceptance of this shit, or is it that whatever secret appetites you satisfy as a function of your power position would be threatened by travel restrictions?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:09 PM (DU+/6)

213 You know how tell hut-mate homosexual?

Posted by: Abimbola Osundairo at December 06, 2021 04:09 PM (sWM8x)

214 207 And in the end, the worst conceivable penalty he'll get is like community service and a fine. What the hell is this twink thinking??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
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Don't they have chain gangs in Illinios? How about snow shovels?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 04:09 PM (HTCOy)

215 Still more credible than Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 04:09 PM (FVME7)

216 Smollett testified that he and Abimbola Osundairo had been to gay bathhouses together where they had done drugs and 'masturbated together' in a private room


That is SO stunning and brave.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2021 04:10 PM (guGkK)

217 Its wasn't *gay* fisting. Just, you know, a little light fisting, among friends. Like we all do, from time to time.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 06, 2021 04:10 PM (OssQ4)

218 164 Kevin Dujan turned out to be a phony and a grifter. I wouldn't believe a word he said.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 06, 2021 04:02 PM (Bmy3R)

^^ How so? He was always a Hillary fan. I forget how he became a Sarah Palin fan. I do remember he got mentioned in the Washington Post because he rallied votes for Sarah Palin's daughter on Dancing with the Stars...

Posted by: Iris at December 06, 2021 04:10 PM (DibdT)

219 215 Still more credible than Alec Baldwin.
-------------------
Jussie should have fanned the gun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 04:10 PM (HTCOy)

220 > This busty bikini blonde

She looks like the type of crazy who would wake up and cut you for something you did in her dreams.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:10 PM (YYlyE)

221 I'm not a proctologist but I'll take a look.

Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 06, 2021 04:10 PM (iDcra)

222 Can he even keep his lies straight at this point?

Posted by: Beelzebub at December 06, 2021 04:10 PM (of0PA)

223 206 Now, I don't know if those stories are true, but for some reason there seems to be a lot of bathhouses in Chicago. What's up with that?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 06, 2021 04:01 PM (NpAcC)

Lots of democrat politicians. Just like SF.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 06, 2021 04:08 PM (wAnMi)
*****************

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Gaylord at December 06, 2021 04:11 PM (Y274z)

224 Mud hut is best hut. Mmm...mud.

Posted by: Abimbola Osundairo at December 06, 2021 04:11 PM (sWM8x)

225 189 Maybe not at 2 am. But the part about him going out in freezing weather is not at all unbelievable.
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prettysure that nobody goes out for a subway sandwich in nice weather . . .
____________

Yeah, risking frostbite for a deep-dish pizza one can understand.

But for a Subway sandwich? Never.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2021 04:11 PM (k4dH2)

226 This busty bikini blonde

She looks like the type of crazy who would wake up and cut you for something you did in her dreams.
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he did say blonde, didn't he?

Posted by: there's a joke there at December 06, 2021 04:11 PM (jfvUf)

227 She looks like the type of crazy who would wake up and cut you for something you did in her dreams.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:10 PM (YYlyE)
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Might be worth the gamble if you use an assumed name and a burner phone, though...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:11 PM (DU+/6)

228 Why? Is it that your internal polling is showing a lack of acceptance of this shit, or is it that whatever secret appetites you satisfy as a function of your power position would be threatened by travel restrictions?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:09 PM (DU+/6)
--

Fauci is such an image-whore, he probably fears being called racist for banning travel to African countries where they didn't even have the pretext of Omicron being present.

Posted by: Revenant at December 06, 2021 04:11 PM (I76dP)

229
When does the point come when you say, 'OK, we made the point, now we've gotta pull back?'"

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Maybe *before* you put the dog in the box with the flesh-eating bugs? Trust me, the threat will make him behave.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 04:11 PM (2ABQr)

230 198 This busty bikini blonde wishes she didn't know anything about these deviant subcultures, and resents having read about this trial:
https://is.gd/ZLvTDM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:06 PM (DU+/6)

That's a real unattractive outfit she's got on.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 06, 2021 04:12 PM (dfRN6)

231 New York City will mandate the coronavirus vaccine for all private-sector employees starting December 27 in an attempt to combat the omicron variant.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9695bk

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 06, 2021 04:12 PM (nzgeU)

232 222 Can he even keep his lies straight at this point?

Posted by: Beelzebub

At some point, like most leftists, they believe making people accept obvious lies indicates the power relationship direction. In this, celebrity>peon on jury so different rules apply to them.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 04:12 PM (9hXN1)

233 209 203 ALWAYS order the Rape Kit.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2021 04:05 PM
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Even after a Vespa accident?
Posted by: Puddin Head


My fourteen-year-old date last night had the kung pao chicken. rape kit wasn't on the menu, thankfully.

(yes, I'm trying to make a joke)

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 04:12 PM (8erNz)

234 @225 or a Portillos right? But Subway.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 06, 2021 04:12 PM (X1jJq)

235 -
NYPost reports: "Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent"
Posted by: bonhomme
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So you have to choose which is gonna be hard, your wang or remembering things.

Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 04:12 PM (SchQD)

236 ...and I think Wyatt will back me up, here.

ALWAYS order the Rape Kit.
Posted by: garrett


Order the Rape Kit?

Do they have THAT at Subways in Chicago?
Never seen that on the menu before.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 06, 2021 04:13 PM (vcOmj)

237 OK, we made the point, now we've gotta pull back?'"
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"we've made the point" ?

Who is "we" and what "point"?

Posted by: there's a joke there at December 06, 2021 04:13 PM (jfvUf)

238 I don't get any of this. Juicy's defense is that the brothers are homophobes, but he had homo sex with one of them.

I must be missing something.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 06, 2021 03:52 PM (Bmy3R)



You give a blowjob to ONE GUY and you're marked for life!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2021 04:13 PM (guGkK)

239 Jeesh. We are surrounded by pedos. Plus, the stupidity, when I read the article. No thought that it might be a setup?
Posted by: MikeM at December 06, 2021 04:04 PM (oTuGd)


That channel has a ton of these videos. Granted, they only show the ones where they fool the idiots, but that's still an awful lot of stupid perverts. It's just too bad that nothing comes of most of these citizen "stings" other than making them internet famous. But hey, if they get any of them to stop, that's something I suppose.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 06, 2021 04:13 PM (wAnMi)

240 > Why? Is it that your internal polling is showing a lack of acceptance of this shit, or is it that whatever secret appetites you satisfy as a function of your power position would be threatened by travel restrictions?

My guess is Biden's staff forced him to say he was OK with the travel bans and he didn't like it. So he did as he was told, but his massive ego didn't enjoy how it's his face on a racist policy (travel bans to African nations with no Omicron cases), so he's "walking back" his (Biden's staff's) position in public.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:13 PM (YYlyE)

241 Smollett testified that he and Abimbola Osundairo had been to gay bathhouses together where they had done drugs and 'masturbated together' in a private room

That is SO stunning and brave.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2021 04:10 PM (guGkK)
........

and sanitary.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

242 I guess those two big Chicago bodybuilder Poles don't stand a chance with Juicy now.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (BPuaD)

243 NYPost reports: "Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent"

If true, that suggests that Alzheimer's is related to blood flow to the brain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

244
I don't get any of this. Juicy's defense is that the brothers are homophobes, but he had homo sex with one of them.

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Probably learned that from the press's Matthew Shepard gambit. Same shit, different day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (2ABQr)

245 So you have to choose which is gonna be hard, your wang or remembering things.

Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 04:12 PM (SchQD)

That's the long and short of it.

Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (SH2Zi)

246 That's a real unattractive outfit she's got on.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


What you're really suggesting is that she needs the opportunity to try on several other outfits, and perhaps just we need to see her without, before you make a choice?

Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (8erNz)

247 My safe word was Trump and after round three I needed to use it . It must have triggered those African guys.

Posted by: Juicy Smolliet at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (iQWEY)

248 Query: If you're masturbating with someone else is it still masturbation?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (guGkK)

249 198 This busty bikini blonde wishes she didn't know anything about these deviant subcultures, and resents having read about this trial:
https://is.gd/ZLvTDM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
===

Thanks alot. I had hoped to keep my Subway sammy down.

Posted by: Juicy Swalloowette at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (iDcra)

250 When does the point come when you say, 'OK, we made the point, now we've gotta pull back?'"

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When did it become his job to" make points?" They're not trying to protect people, they're trying to "teach us a lesson." The rules aren't being made to prevent COVID anymore but to punish people who don't submit.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (BJKQV)

251 "Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent"

1). 69... heh

2) alternative headline: people healthy enough for boner pills also healthy enough to not have Alzheimer's.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (0tnyq)

252 If true, that suggests that Alzheimer's is related to blood flow to the brain.
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Always follow the little head to treat the big head.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 04:15 PM (HTCOy)

253 he's in an utterly indefensible, ludicrous position.

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Nobody understands contortionphilia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 04:15 PM (FVME7)

254 I believe the rumors of Obama frequenting homosexual bathhouse is likely true. I believe there were multiple sources for those stories. Plus, Obama's kids were turkey bacteria specials and he was nowhere near Michelle when they were born.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 04:15 PM (zc1AC)

255 Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 06, 2021 04:12 PM (nzgeU)

I think the businesses should just wait it out till January 1st when Eric Adams starts, and I would be surprised if he kept this policy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 04:15 PM (poMoX)

256 248 Query: If you're masturbating with someone else is it still masturbation?
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I think its called sword fighting. Maybe Garrett knows?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (HTCOy)

257 I believe the rumors of Obama frequenting homosexual bathhouse is likely true. I believe there were multiple sources for those stories. Plus, Obama's kids were turkey bacteria specials and he was nowhere near Michelle when they were born.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 04:15 PM (zc1AC)
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I assume you meant "turkey baster" but it's funny either way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (DU+/6)

258 I'd say Juicy is well and truly boned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (guGkK)

259 In Nigeria, the gays and the homophobes are the same group. They love to hate themselves and they hate to love themselves.

Posted by: Joe B Resident at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (Y4qQJ)

260 First I'm hearing about this bathhouse, and if you can prove me wrong then Zucker Tooele knew.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (iQWEY)

261 Bacteria? Effing auto cucumber. Baster.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (zc1AC)

262
I believe the rumors of Obama frequenting homosexual bathhouse is likely true. I believe there were multiple sources for those stories. Plus, Obama's kids were turkey bacteria specials and he was nowhere near Michelle when they were born.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 04:15 PM (zc1AC)

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Obama is the Juicy Smollier of Presidents.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (2ABQr)

263 IIRC there was a polar vortex hitting Chicago at the time. Something like minus 20 outside. Smollet is WALKING to a Subway.

This guy ain't too smart.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (13Al/)

264
I wonder if the Kamala Harris role in instigating this humiliating low-IQ shit show had any effect on her staff fleeing en masse at this time? Like, not that they wouldn't have left anyway, but leaving right now, just as the trial starts to get really embarrassing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2021 04:17 PM (TRwG1)

265 Speaking of sick-ass gay predators, the VP of Sony Play Station Network
Posted by: clutch cargo
Article now on NYPost. Hope he has his affairs in order. He is headed to the big house, I do not think they like pedos.

Posted by: MikeM at December 06, 2021 04:17 PM (oTuGd)

266 Ben Had,

The package was delivered today. I'll follow up with an email if you miss this comment. Thank you so much.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at December 06, 2021 04:17 PM (bNKJ4)

267 Good news: the defense has a new witness
Bad news: it's Cory Booker...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 06, 2021 04:17 PM (PiwSw)

268 261 Bacteria? Effing auto cucumber. Baster.

Posted by: Blake

The original statement works. Points for originality, creativity, and use of turkey after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 04:17 PM (9hXN1)

269 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Unless the busty blonde just left the cloistered religious order and decided to celebrate leaving in a big way, she knows about gay people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 04:17 PM (poMoX)

270 Fauci's image rehabilitation for the VP slot?

Nah. Crazy talk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 04:17 PM (BFigT)

271 Smollet is WALKING to a Subway.

This guy ain't too smart.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (13Al/)



He had a noose around his neck to keep him warm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (guGkK)

272 >>> 243 NYPost reports: "Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent"

If true, that suggests that Alzheimer's is related to blood flow to the brain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

It can't possibly be true because a drug intended for one use could never help with any other issue.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (llON8)

273 If true, that suggests that Alzheimer's is related to blood flow to the brain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Or we have 2 brains.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (YdUrq)

274 > he was nowhere near Michelle when they were born.

Is that true? Obama skipped the birth of his kids?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (YYlyE)

275 231 New York City will mandate the coronavirus vaccine for all private-sector employees starting December 27 in an attempt to combat the omicron variant.
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Has anyone actually died from OMNICRON?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (HTCOy)

276 Like, not that they wouldn't have left anyway, but leaving right now, just as the trial starts to get really embarrassing.
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Make my day and tell me that the prosecution has Juicy's phone and all the texts between him and the VP's office. . .

Posted by: there's a joke there at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (qT4Ci)

277 I would think that a faggot like Smollet would look at being sent to prison like a heterosexual male being sentenced to the Mustang Ranch of Nevada.

Posted by: Troy at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (5/oma)

278 Quick question for the group; how in the ever-loving hell do people get this screwed up in the head?

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (0IeYL)

279 I think the businesses should just wait it out till January 1st when Eric Adams starts, and I would be surprised if he kept this policy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
___

It's a parting gift from DeBlahsio, and God only knows what Mr. Adams is going to do.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (nzgeU)

280 Unless the busty blonde just left the cloistered religious order and decided to celebrate leaving in a big way, she knows about gay people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 04:17 PM (poMoX)
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Heh.

Oh, I dunno. I suspect if you stretched a net across the street and asked the 100 people caught up in it, "hey, did you know that there's a gay subculture where they get together in a bath house, do drugs, beat off and get it on with each other" then a lot of people would just gag and say, 'no.'

Or I'm an optimist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (DU+/6)

281 IIRC there was a polar vortex hitting Chicago at the time. Something like minus 20 outside. Smollet is WALKING to a Subway.

There was definitely shrinkage.

Posted by: Nigerian Bodybuilder No. 2 at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

282 264 I wonder if the Kamala Harris role in instigating this humiliating low-IQ shit show had any effect on her staff fleeing en masse at this time?
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I just hope her involvement comes out in the trial. Media wouldn't be able to ignore it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (sWM8x)

283 Take motivation and back story out of it. On this planet those two guys attacking Juicy would have produced ICU-level damage.

Posted by: Zek at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (OzNIz)

284 New York City will mandate the coronavirus vaccine for all private-sector employees starting December 27 in an attempt to combat the omicron variant.
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Has anyone actually died from OMNICRON?
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No, but Juicy Smollet took it to a gay bath house, abused it, and then it beat him up lightly afterwards.

Posted by: there's a joke there at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (YRtDP)

285 IIRC there was a polar vortex hitting Chicago at the time. Something like minus 20 outside. Smollet is WALKING to a Subway.

This guy ain't too smart.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 06, 2021 04:16 PM (13Al/)

His ability to take a foot long salami sub between two heated buns was the Nigerian attraction, not his brains...

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (5iUNf)

286 231 New York City will mandate the coronavirus vaccine for all private-sector employees starting December 27 in an attempt to combat the omicron variant.
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Has anyone actually died from OMNICRON?

Posted by: Puddin Head
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The last I heard there were only4 FOUR case of the unicorn vagrant in the USA. Maybe now it up to 8 so that is a 100% increase. RUN FOR THE VAX!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (iDcra)

287 Quick question for the group; how in the ever-loving hell do people get this screwed up in the head?
Posted by: Weasel
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Lack of morality, for one.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (nzgeU)

288 Has anyone actually died from OMNICRON?

To the best of my knowledge no one has even gotten seriously ill from it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

289 Wondering if jerking off between the Nigerian brothers is a double stuff or triple stuff?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (iQWEY)

290 December 27th means that they know it won't really go into effect. This is all about posturing for the left.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (wmDcS)

291 If true, that suggests that Alzheimer's is related to blood flow to the brain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (KZzsI)
IIRC Viagra was originally supposed to help with heart ailments. Then they noticed some unusual side affects, wink, wink. And a zillion dollar industry was born.

Posted by: MikeM at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (oTuGd)

292 that true? Obama skipped the birth of his kids?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (YYlyE)
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Obama admitted not being there for one of the births. I'm not sure about the other, but, it seems to be in character.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (zc1AC)

293 278 Quick question for the group; how in the ever-loving hell do people get this screwed up in the head?

Posted by: Weasel


Like the incipient fall of Western civilization, it occurs at first slowly, then all at once.

Posted by: whig at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (9hXN1)

294 Quick question for the group; how in the ever-loving hell do people get this screwed up in the head?

"Oh I don't know, let me think could it be..... SATAN???"
--Church Lady

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

295 When did it become his job to" make points?" They're not trying to protect people, they're trying to "teach us a lesson." The rules aren't being made to prevent COVID anymore but to punish people who don't submit.

Posted by: 29Victor

Indeed. Someone might want to ask exactly what point was made. That the government can make you do anything it wants, any time, and for any reason?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (OssQ4)

296 Down thread Comment
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Conservatives are aggressively building their own apps, phones, cryptocurrencies and publishing houses in an attempt to circumvent what they see as an increasingly liberal internet and media ecosystem.
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aggresively...

"Why can't they stay here and be censored and marginalized and have different standards applied to them whenever we feel like it?!! Dammit!"

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (XHhHI)

297 His ability to take a foot long salami sub between two heated buns was the Nigerian attraction, not his brains...
Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (5iUNf)
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Exothermic buns are known for their salami acceptance based on much rigorous laboratory exercise.

Posted by: Bathhouse Physicist at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (DU+/6)

298 "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost pulling at your junk..."

Posted by: Holiday Bathhouse Music at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (5aWFq)

299
254 I believe the rumors of Obama frequenting homosexual bathhouse is likely true. I believe there were multiple sources for those stories.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 04:15 PM (zc1AC)

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Then there were the violent deaths of three of his alleged Chicago boyfriends in rapid succession, just as the Democrat presidential primary season started.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (TRwG1)

300 JUICY FRUIT, BABY!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (wtvvX)

301 His ability to take a foot long salami sub between two heated buns was the Nigerian attraction, not his brains...

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (5iUNf)

This, too, is the story of obama.

Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (SH2Zi)

302 "turkey bacteria specials"

pretty common, really, during Thanksgiving Leftover Week.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (03BbD)

303 autocucumber is so wonderful !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (03BbD)

304 I wonder if the Kamala Harris role in instigating this humiliating low-IQ shit show had any effect on her staff fleeing en masse at this time? Like, not that they wouldn't have left anyway, but leaving right now, just as the trial starts to get really embarrassing.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2021 04:17 PM (TRwG1)


No, because your average voter doesn't remember Harris' role in any of this.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (wmDcS)

305 Lack of morality, for one.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (nzgeU
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Hey girl!!
That's for sure.

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (0IeYL)

306 They showed excerpts from Prince Randy Andy's Epstein interview in a show about Ghislaine. Slow motion suicide. I guess these celebs are just so used to being told that their shit don't stink that they think they can lie their way out of anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (FVME7)

307 Saw the Tucker vid on this where he played all the celebs defending smollett on this when it was plain to everybody else it was a hoax from the get go. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (r5BVk)

308 Suddenly I think that, if this was an actual attack from these brothers, it was because Jussie didn't provide the expected, traditional, reach-around.

Or pay for the drugs.

Or did not keep his word about would (and would not) happen in the brother's mouth.

Posted by: reason at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (o0WIV)

309
Order the Rape Kit?

Do they have THAT at Subways in Chicago?
Never seen that on the menu before.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 06, 2021 04:13 PM (vcOmj)

/sarc
You can get that at Ace Hardware, or Tractor Supply too. Duct tape, parachute cord, zip ties, garbage bags, 90 weight gear oil.
\sarc

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (IJES/)

310 Read that Sweden study DRI linked in sidebar. It is very interesting.

It is also likely to be very biased toward understating the problem. Only 10% of reports end up with conviction, and they only analysed the convicted. So ~50% were foreign born or child of foreign born, but for the unconvicted and unreported that is likely to be much higher percentage.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (D03ZB)

311
autocucumber is so wonderful !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (03BbD)

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It sounds wonderful. Tell me more about this 'autocucumber.'

Posted by: Juicy at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (2ABQr)

312 273 If true, that suggests that Alzheimer's is related to blood flow to the brain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Or we have 2 brains.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (YdUrq)

My best role...

Posted by: Ray Milland at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (BgMrQ)

313 Is that true? Obama skipped the birth of his kids?
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Well to be fair, it was the birth of my wife's OB and her husband's kids that Michelle carried. So its not like I was involved or anything.

Posted by: O Jug Ears at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (Kf5dw)

314 JUST IN - Biden admin reportedly mulls "nuclear option," i.e. disconnecting Russia from the SWIFT payment system in case they invade Ukraine.

Please, Lord, let this be my Christmas gift this year. Please let Biden be this stupid. I want to see his stupid dementia stare when all the reporters ask him why he didn't predict Russia would turn off the spigot to Europe in the middle of winter when Biden decided to disconnect Russia from SWIFT.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (YYlyE)

315 Saw the Tucker vid on this where he played all the celebs defending smollett on this when it was plain to everybody else it was a hoax from the get go. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 06, 2021 04:22 PM (r5BVk)
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Yeah and Darlene from Roseanne was saying something about "victimizing" Jussie with our "disbelief".

It's like they have a right to our belief now?

Huck Follywood.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (XHhHI)

316 289 Wondering if jerking off between the Nigerian brothers is a double stuff or triple stuff?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (iQWEY)

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"You haven't lived until you've been mashed between them like a potato."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (vdfzW)

317 Link: https://bit.ly/3osxCsM

Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (YYlyE)

318 Was Mrs. Obama not there for Sausage or Melanoma being birfed?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (iDcra)

319 December 27th means that they know it won't really go into effect. This is all about posturing for the left.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (wmDcS)

Incoming NYC Mayor Eric Adams already said he indorsed it and expects to keep it...so Rocking New Years' Eve is going to have no service vendors

Posted by: Boswell at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (5iUNf)

320 Please, Lord, let this be my Christmas gift this year. Please let Biden be this stupid. I want to see his stupid dementia stare when all the reporters ask him why he didn't predict Russia would turn off the spigot to Europe in the middle of winter when Biden decided to disconnect Russia from SWIFT.

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Must plead ignorance to this SWIFT payment system. What is that.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (sX1BW)

321 248 Query: If you're masturbating with someone else is it still masturbation?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (guGkK)
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I have a question: why would you go to a bathhouse with someone you knew to queer off, when you could just invite that person to your house or hotel room?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (iJVGX)

322 Please, Lord, let this be my Christmas gift this year. Please let Biden be this stupid. I want to see his stupid dementia stare when all the reporters ask him why he didn't predict Russia would turn off the spigot to Europe in the middle of winter when Biden decided to disconnect Russia from SWIFT.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (YYlyE)
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I don't care about Biden's "dementia stare" (great expression, by the way). What I look forward to if this happens is the terror in the eyes of every European with they realize just how royally fucked they are as decades of bad decisions come blossoming forth like a mushroom cloud.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (DU+/6)

323 Political conspiracies, racialist false flags, media hoaxes and general social engineering chicanery interspersed with deviant semi-public sex, all exposed during show trials.


Almost everything else is either settled in arbitration, plea bargained or otherwise out of court.

Who can forget OJ and the Menendez brothers? You should be happy that the Left keeps the most entertaining cases for public trials (except when it has anything to do with Epstein and his clients)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (wyAtj)

324 Juicy can argue that they didn't suck each others' dicks, they each sucked their own dicks.

Posted by: Roy at December 06, 2021 04:25 PM (FONQx)

325 >>> 294 Quick question for the group; how in the ever-loving hell do people get this screwed up in the head?

"Oh I don't know, let me think could it be..... SATAN???"
--Church Lady
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

"Who's that?"

--super-smart chick from an earlier thread who knows way more about Xtianity than you stupid h8terz

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:25 PM (llON8)

326 I've tried taking Viagra but I still don't remember shit and now my pants are always tight
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 04:25 PM (CYnTg)

327 Must plead ignorance to this SWIFT payment system. What is that.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (sX1BW)
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Used for transnational transaction settlement and funds transfer. Without SWIFT, you need to truck cash around between institutions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:25 PM (DU+/6)

328 It's like they have a right to our belief now?

Huck Follywood.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2021 04:23 PM (XHhHI)

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"We each have our own truth, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 04:25 PM (vdfzW)

329 This defense is trying to twist the truth as hard as Chris Christy trying to get his cock into a glory hole.

Posted by: Fraptastic at December 06, 2021 04:25 PM (iQWEY)

330 The brothers only fucked Smollett like a Viking and not like a fag.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 06, 2021 04:25 PM (iXJM1)

331 Quick question for the group; how in the ever-loving hell do people get this screwed up in the head?
Posted by: Weasel
___

Lack of morality, for one.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return

That and no consequences.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM (FVME7)

332
Word is that the 2022 Westminster KC show may be canceled due to Omicron.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM (Otbg7)

333 This defense is trying to twist the truth as hard as Chris Christy trying to get his cock into a glory hole.
Posted by: Fraptastic at December 06, 2021 04:25 PM (iQWEY)
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It's not that difficult. I use a girdle. Also, I have a giant cock.

Posted by: Chris Christie at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM (DU+/6)

334 Juicy Fruit is delish.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM (erKsD)

335 They may or may not be homophobes but surely they are still white supremacists right?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM (OalnH)

336 296 Down thread Comment
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Conservatives are aggressively building their own apps, phones, cryptocurrencies and publishing houses in an attempt to circumvent what they see as an increasingly liberal internet and media ecosystem.
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aggresively...

"Why can't they stay here and be censored and marginalized and have different standards applied to them whenever we feel like it?!! Dammit!"
Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (XHhHI)
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Conservative platforms POUNCE on Black Friday server hardware deals! SEIZE upon holiday savings!

Posted by: reason at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM (o0WIV)

337 Hoax Kits are thing now, too.

Posted by: klaftern at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM (taPSh)

338 332
Word is that the 2022 Westminster KC show may be canceled due to Omicron.
------------------------
Maybe the dogs just wear masks?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (HTCOy)

339
Quick question for the group; how in the ever-loving hell do people get this screwed up in the head?
Posted by: Weasel

There are a lot of ways to get there, but growing up in Hollywood is the shortest way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (2ABQr)

340 >>> 299
254 I believe the rumors of Obama frequenting homosexual bathhouse is likely true. I believe there were multiple sources for those stories.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 04:15 PM (zc1AC)

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Then there were the violent deaths of three of his alleged Chicago boyfriends in rapid succession, just as the Democrat presidential primary season started.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2021 04:21 PM (TRwG1)

I missed this.

...so I guess there are (at least) three fewer sources. Also, Hilzebub and Billy Jeff aren't the only ones who tragically lose friends at an astonishing rate?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (llON8)

341 They may or may not be homophobes but surely they are still white supremacists right?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM (OalnH)
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Obviously. That's why they brought the bleach along with 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (DU+/6)

342
I have a question: why would you go to a bathhouse with someone you knew to queer off, when you could just invite that person to your house or hotel room?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (iJVGX)

It seemed like the right thing to do at the time?

Posted by: Roy at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (FONQx)

343 278 Quick question for the group; how in the ever-loving hell do people get this screwed up in the head?
Posted by: Weasel

The Left thinks the general public is too stupid to live without massive gov. control and support.

I think gov. can only make things worse, but the general public is too stupid to live without massive control and support - from religion and families.

We are in the world the Left desired. That's how.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (D03ZB)

344 That and no consequences.
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (nzgeU)

345 Must plead ignorance to this SWIFT payment system. What is that.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (sX1BW)
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Used for transnational transaction settlement and funds transfer. Without SWIFT, you need to truck cash around between institutions.

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Who effectively controls it? Who purportedly controls it? Do all countries get to participate?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (sX1BW)

346 Damn you Omicron!
Optimus Prime

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (CYnTg)

347 This is MAGA country !
[ziiip...]

Posted by: Inside Juicy's Head at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (OzNIz)

348 Viagra I believe is being used for migrains

Posted by: Doug at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (8/lc0)

349 I have a question: why would you go to a bathhouse with someone you knew to queer off, when you could just invite that person to your house or hotel room?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (iJVGX)
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I suspect the easy availability of drugs, the presence of additional potential partners and the shared deviance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (DU+/6)

350 I don't care about Biden's "dementia stare" (great expression, by the way). What I look forward to if this happens is the terror in the eyes of every European with they realize just how royally fucked they are as decades of bad decisions come blossoming forth like a mushroom cloud.

Knowing the American Left, this will likely have a very different outcome. Russia, China, India and the OPEC nations have been desperately seeking a way to get out of SWIFT and form another - very likely an outgrowth of China's Belt and Road Initiative.

This may be the trigger to cause the switch over leaving the West out of the Next Big Thing in international trade.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (wyAtj)

351 @324 - Ah, the ol' Dutch Sail defense, so totally not gay ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (6mvRv)

352 -
Hoax Kits are thing now, too.

Posted by: klaftern at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM -
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Hoax kits account for 20% of MAGA hat sales.

Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (SchQD)

353 292 that true? Obama skipped the birth of his kids?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (YYlyE)
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Obama admitted not being there for one of the births. I'm not sure about the other, but, it seems to be in character.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 06, 2021 04:20 PM (zc1AC)
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He probably wasn't there for the conception, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (iJVGX)

354 >>> 331 Quick question for the group; how in the ever-loving hell do people get this screwed up in the head?
Posted by: Weasel
___

Lack of morality, for one.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return

That and no consequences.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 04:26 PM (FVME7)

No *immediate* consequences. I think a lot of people are going to be very surprised.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (llON8)

355 I have a question: why would you go to a bathhouse with someone you knew to queer off, when you could just invite that person to your house or hotel room?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (iJVGX)


And I ask you, why do people jack off in pr0n shops when you could stay at home and watch pr0n on the internet?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (guGkK)

356 327 Must plead ignorance to this SWIFT payment system. What is that.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (sX1BW)
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Used for transnational transaction settlement and funds transfer. Without SWIFT, you need to truck cash around between institutions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:25 PM (DU+/6)
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"Supreme Whitey International Funds Transfer" payment system?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (vdfzW)

357 " What I look forward to if this happens is the terror in the eyes of every European with they realize just how royally fucked they are as decades of bad decisions come blossoming forth like a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (DU+/6)"

and hope they enjoy the lack of mean tweets.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (03BbD)

358 This is MAGA country !
[ziiip...]

Posted by: Inside Juicy's Head at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (OzNIz)

Make Abimbola Gag Again.

Posted by: flounder at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (SH2Zi)

359 180 NYPost reports: "Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent"

https://trib.al/1g5AK1C
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:03 PM (YYlyE)

I may be dead, but at least I know it.

Getting forgetful, Bob Dole can help with that...

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (BgMrQ)

360 Who effectively controls it? Who purportedly controls it? Do all countries get to participate?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (sX1BW)
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I am not sure. I know that institutions can be removed from SWIFT (usually due to money laundering problems) but I don't know actually controls the levers. I'd have to a lot more research on SWIFT.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (DU+/6)

361 I suspect the easy availability of drugs, the presence of additional potential partners and the shared deviance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (DU+/6)

And almost no chance of exposure to HIV!

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Fauci at December 06, 2021 04:29 PM (PiwSw)

362 Viagra I believe is being used for migrains

The Top Gear presenters and crew used the blue pill to combat high altitude sickness.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 06, 2021 04:29 PM (wyAtj)

363 The biggest problem for Smollett, in following the current story line, is that there was no way for the brothers to know that he was going to be out on the street at 2 am in Chicago UNLESS Smollett had called and given them the time and place to meet him. IE, it could not have possibly happened unless Smollett set it up.

All of the rest of this testimony is just amusing, self destructive bullshit. That, added to the brothers testimony, is the only fact that is relevant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2021 04:29 PM (trdmm)

364 The thing is it is hard to be too hard in your criticism of either the Nigerian bros or Juicy since, through no fault of their own, they are children of the 90s

Posted by: Y5 at December 06, 2021 04:29 PM (Aoi+I)

365 This busty bikini blonde wishes she didn't know anything about these deviant subcultures, and resents having read about this trial:
https://is.gd/ZLvTDM
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021
*
That's a real unattractive outfit she's got on.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 06, 2021


***
Male Horde members in chorus:
"She really ought to take it off!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 04:29 PM (txdEq)

366 I am not sure. I know that institutions can be removed from SWIFT (usually due to money laundering problems) but I don't know actually controls the levers. I'd have to a lot more research on SWIFT.

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Great, can you get back to me on that. My research is asking on this thread. Not sure how to cite it, but it is good enough for me.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (sX1BW)

367 And this is why I've been spending so much time on YouTube watching DIY Christmas craft videos.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (Vxu+H)

368 >>> 360 Who effectively controls it? Who purportedly controls it? Do all countries get to participate?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 06, 2021 04:27 PM (sX1BW)
++++
I am not sure. I know that institutions can be removed from SWIFT (usually due to money laundering problems) but I don't know actually controls the levers. I'd have to a lot more research on SWIFT.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (DU+/6)

What sort of bribes should we offer? I'd love to see another guest post if the cobs will allow.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (llON8)

369 I have a question: why would you go to a bathhouse with someone you knew to queer off, when you could just invite that person to your house or hotel room?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
==
You are only asking this question because (unlike garrett) you aren't gay, but in denial (like ace), and secretly hoping to have the experience and pass it off as something you didn't intend, just something that got carried away. And then kept doing it (like Fauci).

Posted by: Scientists are the only ones who experiment at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (Oul3h)

370 Idk Sasquatch and Malaria look like the product of Mooch and Barky

Posted by: steevy at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (CYnTg)

371 -
The Top Gear presenters and crew used the blue pill to combat high altitude sickness.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 06, 2021 04:29 PM -
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Wouldn't that just make it move to your little head?

Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (SchQD)

372 I believe the rumors of Obama frequenting homosexual bathhouse is likely true. I believe there were multiple sources for those stories.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large

Plus he talks like a fag and his shits all retarded.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (FVME7)

373 Which is more dangerous as CIC: a venal, demented, lazy, narcissistic idiot who is lucid 2 hours a day, or his Affirmative Action hire who would probably hide under the desk and blame her aides if informed of a Russky launch?

Posted by: Zek at December 06, 2021 04:31 PM (OzNIz)

374 As a cooperative society under Belgian law, SWIFT is owned by its member financial institutions. It is headquartered in La Hulpe, Belgium, near Brussels.

So I imagine getting kicked out of SWIFT means that some government orders the consortium to isolate member institutions, and the consortium agrees to do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:31 PM (DU+/6)

375 Knowing the American Left, this will likely have a very different outcome. Russia, China, India and the OPEC nations have been desperately seeking a way to get out of SWIFT and form another - very likely an outgrowth of China's Belt and Road Initiative.

This may be the trigger to cause the switch over leaving the West out of the Next Big Thing in international trade.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 06, 2021 04:28 PM (wyAtj)

I agree that new forms will arise, but India sure as hell won't be on China's side - they're turning into China's most powerful enemy these days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2021 04:31 PM (trdmm)

376 My guess was Mooch that was absent on the birth of the daughters. They look plenty like him.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2021 04:31 PM (2JoB8)

377 If true, that suggests that Alzheimer's is related to blood flow to the brain.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:14 PM (KZzsI)


That, or it is a serious problem with them rolling out of bed at night

Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2021 04:31 PM (ZMraq)

378 "367 And this is why I've been spending so much time on YouTube watching DIY Christmas craft videos.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (Vxu+H) "


You chose wisely !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 06, 2021 04:32 PM (03BbD)

379 That, or it is a serious problem with them rolling out of bed at night
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2021 04:31 PM (ZMraq)
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It was hard to adjust to sleeping on my back.

Posted by: Full of Viagra, free of dementia at December 06, 2021 04:32 PM (DU+/6)

380 So one of the brothers is on the low-low



I think it's called being on the down-low. Please don't ask me how I know that.

Posted by: NC Ref at December 06, 2021 04:32 PM (RAodA)

381 that true? Obama skipped the birth of his kids?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:18 PM (YYlyE)
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Obama admitted not being there for one of the births. I'm not sure about the other, but, it seems to be in character.


And he wasn't there for the conception either.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 06, 2021 04:32 PM (wyAtj)

382 >>Who effectively controls it? Who purportedly controls it? Do all countries get to participate?

It's owned and run by the member banks.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)

383 Jussie Smollett takes stand in his own defense and testifies that he visited gay bathhouses where he took drugs and masturbated with one of the Nigerian brothers who 'beat him up'
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So he was exploring all modalities?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (iJVGX)

384 Plus he talks like a fag and his shits all retarded.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (FVME7)
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Now we're talkin in terms I can understand!

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (0IeYL)

385 I have a question: why would you go to a bathhouse with someone you knew to queer off, when you could just invite that person to your house or hotel room?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (iJVGX)
.........

The complimentary pool shoes?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

386 364 The thing is it is hard to be too hard in your criticism of either the Nigerian bros or Juicy since, through no fault of their own, they are children of the 90s
Posted by: Y5 at December 06, 2021 04:29 PM (Aoi+I)

are you saying that they loved 90's music? Well no wonder they're gay.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (trdmm)

387 Two jerks in a circle jerk. I'm surprised Jeff Toobin wasn't with them making it a threesome.

Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (cn6vO)

388 I seriously doubt Juicy came up with this prank on his own. Who suggested it? That's the question.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (BFigT)

389 Two jerks in a circle jerk. I'm surprised Jeff Toobin wasn't with them making it a threesome.
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (cn6vO)
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Wouldn't that be a line segment jerk?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (DU+/6)

390 I seriously doubt Juicy came up with this prank on his own. Who suggested it? That's the question.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (BFigT)
++++
My guess? Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (DU+/6)

391 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:19 PM (DU+/6)

Young people know all this, and you could not be a young adult during the AIDS crisis without knowing about bathhouses Believe me, sexy woman who just left the convent knows about promiscuous sex among many gay men but I laughed at your description and she is very pretty.
Not naive though

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (poMoX)

392 LOL LOL LOL

Cupertino, CA (home of Apple) has the sadz that SB9 is going to destroy they town of nearly all single family neighborhoods. Cupertino is known as the place where there are practically no apartments. Now that is going to change drastically.

The current state rep for Cupertino is Dave Cortese a Democrat of course. Ooooopsie.

LOLGF bitches!!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (OalnH)

393 "If I Really Beat It"

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (oBJsb)

394 Viagra started life as a blood pressure med bc it is a vasodilator, which is why it helps with erections. Makes sense it would help with migraines. Except you would then have no migraine but an untended erection ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (6mvRv)

395 >>> 374 As a cooperative society under Belgian law, SWIFT is owned by its member financial institutions. It is headquartered in La Hulpe, Belgium, near Brussels.

So I imagine getting kicked out of SWIFT means that some government orders the consortium to isolate member institutions, and the consortium agrees to do so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:31 PM (DU+/6)

Hey, isn't Brussels where the peeEU HQ is? Well isn't that conveeeenient.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (llON8)

396 Viagra is a blood pressure medication that had extra side effects. So yeah, it makes sense it would help with other blood pressure situations, but this Alzheimer's thing is interesting if true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

397 And this is why I've been spending so much time on YouTube watching DIY Christmas craft videos.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 06, 2021 04:30 PM (Vxu+H) "

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I watch a lot of tractor and welding videos!

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (0IeYL)

398 Wait, I thought his defense was that they were homophobes.


Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 06, 2021 04:35 PM (ySQBZ)

399 Word is that the 2022 Westminster KC show may be canceled due to Omicron.
------------------------
Maybe the dogs just wear masks?
==
Seriously. I do think they are going to work their way back to shut downs. Ohio passed a law that allows for public school to be held remotely on an emergency basis without any further process. Just Health dept emergency.

Commies dont take a dump, or stage a fake beat up, without a plan.

Posted by: its an op, m'kay, ops are bad, m'kay at December 06, 2021 04:35 PM (Kf5dw)

400 -
Viagra started life as a blood pressure med bc it is a vasodilator, which is why it helps with erections. Makes sense it would help with migraines. Except you would then have no migraine but an untended erection ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM
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Halp, nurse! My erection is untended.

Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 04:35 PM (SchQD)

401

Excuse me sir, may I push in your prolapse?

Posted by: Juicy at December 06, 2021 04:36 PM (hOnUk)

402 wiki page for Brussels includes a link to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_city
Brussels is an "Alpha" global city.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:36 PM (llON8)

403
are you saying that they loved 90's music? Well no wonder they're gay.
Posted by: Tom Se

That too, but mostly that the 90s were to music what Somalia is to civilization

Posted by: Y5 at December 06, 2021 04:36 PM (Aoi+I)

404 Viagra started life as a blood pressure med bc it is a vasodilator, which is why it helps with erections. Makes sense it would help with migraines. Except you would then have no migraine but an untended erection ....
-----------------

"Not tonight, I've got a headache ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:36 PM (iJVGX)

405 He probably wasn't there for the conception, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

ROFL

Posted by: SFGoth at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (KAi1n)

406 Brussels is a dump.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

407 388 I seriously doubt Juicy came up with this prank on his own. Who suggested it? That's the question.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (BFigT)


His agent.

Posted by: Gref at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (AMIL/)

408 I've always thought that the Hoax was supposed to be for the benefit of Kumala and she introduced antilynching law, like that's not already illegal, and was going to run on that.

Wouldn't have mattered... no one likes kumala.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (ySQBZ)

409
NYPost reports: "Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent"

69 percent? That's like a sign from God or something.

Posted by: 29Victor at December 06, 2021 04:06 PM


If there's anything to osmosis the wife is protected through the next millennium.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (dQvv7)

410 Sasquatch and Malaria look like the product of Mooch and Barky
==
that's only because you haven't seen pictures of Mooche's OB and her husband.

Posted by: its an op, m'kay, ops are bad, m'kay at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (1oPum)

411 This story will be buried by the wall-to-wall coverage of the funerals of the anti-White terrorism in Wisconsin, I bet.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (oBJsb)

412 He probably wasn't there for the conception, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Neither was Big Mike.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (Vxu+H)

413 Mollie Mumau, who is apparently a member of the NEA board of directors

https://bit.ly/3IjTeQ9

says that people "hiding behind religious exemptions ... deserve whatever comes their way, including losing jobs, getting sick, and perhaps dying from this virus." She also fantasizes about the GOP "tak[ing] those guns they profess to love so much and just start shooting all of their constituents who think this way."

https://bit.ly/3otlKXx

Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE)

414 Hey, isn't Brussels where the peeEU HQ is? Well isn't that conveeeenient.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (llON
++++
Yup. Except for when Europarl packs up and moves to Strasbourg, which they do periodically because the EU is insane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:38 PM (DU+/6)

415 >>> 406 Brussels is a dump.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Heh. So are a lot of other cities on the "good" list in that global city page.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:38 PM (llON8)

416 In the past we had Sodom and Gomorrah. Now we have Osundairo and Smollett. Oh sweet meteor of death, where art thou?

Posted by: Wicklow at December 06, 2021 04:38 PM (uH65w)

417 bc it is a vasodilator,

...


Hehehe

My girlfriend has one of those.


Hehehe

Posted by: Beavis at December 06, 2021 04:38 PM (WonZ8)

418 When turkey basters have guns, only guns will have turkey basters.

Posted by: klaftern at December 06, 2021 04:39 PM (taPSh)

419 Mollie Mumau, who is apparently a member of the NEA board of directors ... says that people "hiding behind religious exemptions ... deserve whatever comes their way, including losing jobs, getting sick, and perhaps dying from this virus." She also fantasizes about the GOP "tak[ing] those guns they profess to love so much and just start shooting all of their constituents who think this way." ...
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE)
++++
What a charmer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 06, 2021 04:39 PM (DU+/6)

420 Dave Chappelle's take on 'Juicy' was magnificent - possibly his best ever.

"That sounds like something *I* would say!"

Posted by: Parker at December 06, 2021 04:39 PM (hJWil)

421
----
I watch a lot of tractor and welding videos!
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM (0IeYL)

Weasel, you'd like this channel a lot, then.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0518312760114168

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 06, 2021 04:39 PM (IJES/)

422 Nood Cummala

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 06, 2021 04:40 PM (rahKx)

423 Mollie Mumau, who is apparently a member of the NEA board of directors ... says that people "hiding behind religious exemptions ... deserve whatever comes their way, including losing jobs, getting sick, and perhaps dying from this virus." She also fantasizes about the GOP "tak[ing] those guns they profess to love so much and just start shooting all of their constituents who think this way." ...
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE)
------------------

Then she segued into bleating about the lack of civility in public discourse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:40 PM (iJVGX)

424 >>> 413 Mollie Mumau, who is apparently a member of the NEA board of directors

https://bit.ly/3IjTeQ9

says that people "hiding behind religious exemptions ... deserve whatever comes their way, including losing jobs, getting sick, and perhaps dying from this virus." She also fantasizes about the GOP "tak[ing] those guns they profess to love so much and just start shooting all of their constituents who think this way."

https://bit.ly/3otlKXx
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021 04:38 PM (YYlyE)

"The teachers at MY school aren't like this!"
-- way too many people

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 06, 2021 04:40 PM (llON8)

425 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 06, 2021 04:40 PM (03BbD)

426 I had always thought it impossible for Jussie to get any jail time, but I'm starting to think he might get some on the unwritten but obvious charge of Criminally Bad Acting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2021 04:40 PM (trdmm)

427 Mollie Mumau, who is apparently a member of the NEA board of directors
https://bit.ly/3IjTeQ9
*
says that people "hiding behind religious exemptions ... deserve whatever comes their way, including losing jobs, getting sick, and perhaps dying from this virus." She also fantasizes about the GOP "tak[ing] those guns they profess to love so much and just start shooting all of their constituents who think this way."

https://bit.ly/3otlKXx
Posted by: bonhomme at December 06, 2021


***
On her Twatter profile, she lists herself as a "semi-pro wine drinker." 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 06, 2021 04:40 PM (txdEq)

428 Viagra (created by Pfizer...) requires sexual arousal to work. There's another chemical that acts as a vasodilator and *causes* sexual arousal (at least in some people). That chemical is known as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, and is *not* made by Pfizer (but rather by God). Pfuck Pfizer, use pot.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 06, 2021 04:41 PM (KAi1n)

429 >>Heh. So are a lot of other cities on the "good" list in that global city page.

I was in Brussels a few years ago and wandered out of my hotel looking for a pack of cigarettes. I didn't realize it but I accidentally wandered into a muslim controlled no go neighborhood.

Fortunately, it was the middle of the day but I was told in no uncertain terms to get out and get out fast. Seemed like a wise plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2021 04:41 PM (ZLI7S)

430 You can so easily spot the hoaxes...like patriot fed March or Smollett. Theyre always s comic book version of white supremacists. Like kkk for retards imagination cosplay.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 06, 2021 04:42 PM (ySQBZ)

431 I have a question: why would you go to a bathhouse with someone you knew to queer off, when you could just invite that person to your house or hotel room?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (iJVGX)
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It's part of the kink, apparently. A friend of mine worked security at a rather upscale department store. Their policy was to catch the guys and hold them 'till police arrived, then trespass them. The friend said he had this exchange with one of the men while they waited for the cops:

Q: Why don't you guys just get a room or something? Why do you have to do this stuff in our bathroom?

A: You've got the nicest bathroom in town.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 06, 2021 04:42 PM (sWM8x)

432 God, people are disgusting.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (2JVJo)

I am seeking one good reason why the whole lot of them should not be fed into a wood chipper. Because "there is a law against it" seems so insufficient.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 04:42 PM (P3gRi)

433 -
I watch a lot of tractor and welding videos!
Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2021 04:34 PM -
-
------------

Have you ever seen Farm Show Magazine? Has lots of different home-built contraptions of various types. I get a subscription for my dad every Christmas.

Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 04:43 PM (SchQD)

434 hiding behind religious exemptions ... deserve whatever comes their way, including losing jobs, getting sick, and perhaps dying from this virus."
==
I don't understand how these people dont yet realize that the vaccine doesn't work. It is at best, a short term partial protection. In no way would anyone else taking or not taking the vaccine have the ability to eliminate the population risk. Also, does she not get, that most of these people already went years without the vax and didn't die. Despite many of them being front line health care workers. What color is the sky in her world . . .

Posted by: its just an unhealthy desire to control other people. Period. at December 06, 2021 04:43 PM (OODSO)

435 If this works for Juicy, expect Alec to change his story.

Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 04:44 PM (arJlL)

436 So we still don't know if Bimbo and Bingo are gay, or just playing gay for financial benefit?

I'm sorry, but our immigration process is more than broken.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2021 03:45 PM (8erNz)

"Gay for pay" is gay.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2021 04:44 PM (P3gRi)

437 383 Jussie Smollett takes stand in his own defense and testifies that he visited gay bathhouses where he took drugs and masturbated with one of the Nigerian brothers who 'beat him up'
------------------------
So he was exploring all modalities?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (iJVGX)
--------------------

He's one of Fauci's students?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2021 04:45 PM (FFsBN)

438
I seriously doubt Juicy came up with this prank on his own. Who suggested it? That's the question.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 06, 2021 04:33 PM (BFigT)


His agent.
Posted by: Gref at December 06, 2021 04:37 PM (AMIL/)


If you were an actor in nearly Prometheus-level Alien Covenant, you'd be looking for a publicity boost as well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2021 04:45 PM (n+4am)

439 If you were an actor in nearly Prometheus-level Alien Covenant, you'd be looking for a publicity boost as well.
==
This is an incitement.

A hate crime.

Posted by: Why can't we all just get along? at December 06, 2021 04:46 PM (qT4Ci)

440
If this works for Juicy, expect Alec to change his story.
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 04:44 PM (arJlL)


AGAIN? Alec's already given about 5 different versions of what happened.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 06, 2021 04:46 PM (n+4am)

441 Have you ever seen Farm Show Magazine? Has lots of different home-built contraptions of various types. I get a subscription for my dad every Christmas.
Posted by: irright at December 06, 2021 04:43 PM (SchQD)
---
No, and I'll check it out. Thanks!

Posted by: Weasel at December 06, 2021 04:47 PM (0IeYL)

442 Help. My dick can't get up.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 06, 2021 04:47 PM (YdUrq)

443 If this works for Juicy, expect Alec to change his story.
Posted by: JT at December 06, 2021 04:44 PM (arJlL)


AGAIN? Alec's already given about 5 different versions of what happened.
==
Hey, re-writes. We got better writers. You re-shoot a few scenes. No big deal.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin F.A.G. at December 06, 2021 04:48 PM (YRtDP)

444 385 I have a question: why would you go to a bathhouse with someone you knew to queer off, when you could just invite that person to your house or hotel room?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2021 04:24 PM (iJVGX)
---------------

Rent the movie 'the Ritz' with Jerry Stiller and Kaye Ballard.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 06, 2021 04:48 PM (FFsBN)

445 Wouldn't that be a line segment jerk?

I was told that there would be no geometry on the exam.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 06, 2021 04:53 PM (nfrXX)

446 "if Smollett is convicted he likely would be placed on probation"

Yup. And we'll never find out who pulled the strings in JS's favor early on. I suspect it was another Chicago bath house denizen.
Posted by: gp Can't Even at December 06, 2021 03:53 PM (qpX6U)

I think it was established that it was strings pulled by Kamala and the California Dem crowd that did that.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 06, 2021 04:58 PM (eoQWY)

447 I mean, how the fuck are losing our country to fruity ass gay commies like Obama?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 06, 2021 05:22 PM (5G5QC)

448 'Thrust'


hehehehehehehe

hehehehehehehe

Posted by: Cornholio Biden at December 06, 2021 05:34 PM (rXie1)

449 On "The Five" (Fox News), tonight someone said Jussie called himself the "black Cary Grant." That is the most in sane tidbit to me.

Posted by: Baldy at December 06, 2021 06:32 PM (WL/ot)

450 The trial is in Chicago where fruity ass blacks are incapable of lying or being racist frauds. Bets on how long it takes the jury to find Jessie innocent.

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