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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Ivan Vladimirov
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (IIAOb)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)
They're white people.
See? I told you.....
- Juicy Somoliet
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (CjHGv)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (DU+/6)
Remember to buy my book, "101 Ways To Serve Your Fellow Man"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (g4EaB)
Equally starved.
Equally impoverished.
Equally hopeless.
Yeah, socialism!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (2graF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Caliban at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (HgGBT)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Man #2: Oh, I just had a haunch.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (Z6Xc1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (DU+/6)
The art isn't very good, but the glimpse of Russian life...even into the 1940s is pretty good.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Revenant at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (I76dP)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (IIAOb)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
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Fauci?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Who did Kulak and the Horders open for?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (llON8)
Man #2: Oh, I just had a haunch.
Posted by: Muldoon
Neigh my good man! Neigh!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (m45I2)
I'm surprised the dogs aren't dashing right in and grabbing a mouthful.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (1hoTV)
How very ... Russian.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (DU+/6)
Like that meme of four pictures of authors, the British one says I will die for honor, the french or Italian says I will die for love, the American says I will die for freedom, and the last, the Russian says I will die.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Crypto-fascists and their royalist lackeys!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (QKtAT)
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: dantesed at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (2graF)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (Z6Xc1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Telegram .-.. .- .-- and we'll take your case"
#Law's predecessor which didn't take off in 1880.
Posted by: Scott_T at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (2waQ7)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)
America, present day.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (SH2Zi)
I'm surprised the dogs aren't dashing right in and grabbing a mouthful.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (1hoTV)
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They want to make sure they don't end up on the menu, too.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (IIAOb)
Probably.
But it isn't very good. I think the French eat it just because they eat all sorts of shit that nobody else enjoys.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (mZUr4)
Post coffee...I'll allow it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (Q9lwr)
Colt brew?
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (Bmy3R)
How very ... Russian.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
The last time I watched "Dr. Zhivago" in its entirety (about 2013), it made me very sad because I then realized it could happen here.
And now, I think it likely will.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:38 AM (CV8iU)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:38 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mr Ed at December 08, 2021 09:38 AM (QKtAT)
Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2021 09:39 AM (vvvS9)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (Z6Xc1)
From WWII? Too late. The painting's from 1919.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:39 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:39 AM (CV8iU)
There was an old farmer named Muntz
Had a three-legged horse that did stunts
"That horse saved my life,
So for me and my wife
We can't eat him! Not all at once!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (QKtAT)
Bon appetite!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (2graF)
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Well, he lived until just after WWII, so my guess is that he was careful. The stuff that I have seen shows the brutality of the revolution without overtly condemning communism....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
F'n snails.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhinoceros.
Posted by: Fred Haise, Apollo 13 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (Do5/p)
F'n snails.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (g4EaB)
Why does your car have a big 'S' on it?
So people everywhere will say "Look at that S car go!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
At some point there was confirmation you could get COVID from the fecal route wasn't there?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (ESjRY)
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Man #2: Oh, I just had a haunch.
Posted by: Muldoon
*
Neigh my good man! Neigh!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021
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Sarah Jessica Parker told me so. She was pretty broken up about it -- you'd think it was personal. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (txdEq)
Bon appetite!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (2graF)
Zebra Arepas.
Posted by: Maduro at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (QKtAT)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
I didn't even notice that.
Big flags in the upper right and you can just barely see the crowd above the wall on the opposite side of the river or road or whatever.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (llON8)
There was an old farmer named Muntz
Had a three-legged horse that did stunts
"That horse saved my life,
So for me and my wife
We can't eat him! Not all at once!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (m45I2)
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Ha-ha!
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CV8iU)
In Robert Conquest's book Harvest of Sorrows, which is about the Holodomor (Stalin's murder of up to 8 million Ukrainians through man-made famine in 1932), there is a picture of a peasant couple standing before all that remains of two of their children - their heads. The rest the couple ate. One of the most profoundly sad books I've ever read.
In better news, here's the new trailer for Matrix, Resurrections, which I think looks fantastic:
https://youtu.be/nNpvWBuTfrc
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (fiPZA)
Posted by: Furious George at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (9vQJW)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (m+jkK)
https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/
1468270442020577284
Lock up your horses!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (UHVv4)
I think it's from Caesar kicking their Azz way back when. Ever since they just refuse to get along with anyone.
Well except for the Muslims. They seem to like Muslims. They've been their buddies since way back. Which is strange given that Charles Martel kicked them out Aquitaine.
Them and the Scotts they're another group that likes to be contrary. And at one point they were allies. That must have been fun.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (CAJOC)
You can just barely see a few smaller flags scattered in the crowd. Embiggening helps.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (llON8)
I would hang this in the shitter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (tMjLZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CV8iU)
Five more minutes, my skunk is almost done......
- Shaq, deep in the woods
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CV8iU)
Five more minutes, my skunk is almost done......
- Shaq, deep in the woods
Posted by: Sponge -
Snort
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (OyyDO)
-Actual Kummala quote.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (lGrs1)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM
Sous vide saddle of Shetland.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CYnTg)
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Under the Czars, Russia exported food.
Under Communists, the Russians imported food.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (CV8iU)
Posted by: Spongebob at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CV8iU)
Five more minutes, my skunk is almost done......
- Shaq, deep in the woods
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
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Better be sous vide, or there'll be trouble!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (dYmWY)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (g4EaB)
I hate f'n snails.
Posted by: Spongebob at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (SH2Zi)
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Anyone wanna take a swing at this one? Anyone?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (9vQJW)
Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (vvvS9)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (nxdel)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021
*
Sous vide saddle of Shetland.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021
***
"Shoot low, boys, they're riding Shetland ponies!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Ya gotta be quick if yer gonna eat a live one.
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 09:48 AM (arJlL)
I would hang this in the shitter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
I'd hang it on the fridge. "Nah. I'm just not that hungry right now"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:48 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:48 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (ESjRY)
The Italians found that they could tell where the infection was the worse by testing the sewer outfall.
And yes many believe that it's not only spread by people expelling moisture from their mouth but by fecal matter that every one has on their hands. Even the compulsive wipers. It gets everywhere.
Another reason why they think it spreads so fast in old folks homes. Lots of incontinence and poor hygiene cause there's just so much to keep clean. And so many expelers of same.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021
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If you smell meat roasting, and it's Leningrad in the winter, assume horse, not zebra.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Blood, Sweat, and Tears at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (QKtAT)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (1hoTV)
I understand the Scotts because thems are my people. In America, they were just as ornery taking to the hills and swamps and pretty much keeping to themselves.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Furious George at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (7iFeQ)
I searched Lexus/Nexus months ago for the date in question, Jan. 21 2021, and came up snake-eyes. Nobody else can find evidence of it either.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (Bmy3R)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (g4EaB)
I hate f'n snails.
Posted by: Spongebob at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (SH2Zi)
Anyone wanna take a swing at this one? Anyone?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (CAJOC)
Nope
Posted by: Gary at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (1vynn)
Sheesh! I coulda toldya that.
Posted by: Ed Norton, Sewer Expert, Bensonhurst, Brooklyn at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (2graF)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 09:51 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Chill Wills at December 08, 2021 09:51 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: goatexchange at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (APPN8)
So they stop and take the time to butcher it. All the while freezing their azzes off.
I hate the cold. Bring on the Global Warming I say.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (pszsF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (w9Wax)
https://youtu.be/3rO4jtGoVWI
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (SH2Zi)
An excellent deep cut from those guys
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (mZUr4)
The Czar plundered them into a disastrous war that he would not end.
The Czar was removed and they got a transitional government which wanted to usher in some sort of representative government...but would not end the war.
So the transitional government was removed in the name of "democratic socialism". This government did end the war...but then the communists got rid of the "democratic socialists" and started killing people.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (ESjRY)
**Backs slowly out**
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 09:51 AM (dfRN6)
It's all good, it's a horse, not a llama.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (pszsF)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (UHVv4)
I hear that one all the time.
Posted by: Climate Change Ambassador John F. Kerry at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (QKtAT)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: The Original Uncle Joe at December 08, 2021 09:54 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:54 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 08, 2021 09:54 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (QKtAT)
Wiz wit?
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
******
Bada-boom!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (m45I2)
Saddle up and strap on the feedbag. The punsters have hit full stride.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (pszsF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)
clop, clop, fizz, fizz
Posted by: Roy at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (hHmRj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (2graF)
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)
But it WILL lead to the Pepto Bismol song when they're done eating.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (Z6Xc1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (YdUrq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (YdUrq)
We have the TROTS!!
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021
***
They'll come a crupper before long
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Roy at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (hHmRj)
Posted by: Huma at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Furious George at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (9vQJW)
In these lean times, it would behoove you to try.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (pszsF)
*Snort*
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
It was the best of times
Posted by: Walter Duranty at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Roy at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (hHmRj)
Sekretariat.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (2graF)
Medina Spirit.
Too soon?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (rHH18)
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (8k7U7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM
Feels like an Arby's night.
Posted by: David Puddy at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Arbys at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Huma at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (2JVJo)
Episode #236,698,943 of "You Brought That Shit On Yourself."
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021
*
with cheese.
Posted by: Roy at December 08, 2021
***
Thorough-bread
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (txdEq)
Later she would get a bullet in her head.
Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: Gary at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (mZUr4)
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Shouldn't that be "meow"? ;-)
Posted by: Turn Two at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (mO6nR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (pszsF)
Posted by: Mr Ed at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (yrol0)
This work is so poignant in that it shows what people will resort to when desperate enough.
Posted by: Blacksheep at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (6mvRv)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (1hoTV)
Biden's America
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"By 2030, you will have no food -- and you will like it, comrade!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (W/FZl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
So they stop and take the time to butcher it. All the while freezing their azzes off.
I hate the cold. Bring on the Global Warming I say.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (1hoTV)
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Their absence from the rally has been noted.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (1t5dY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (1t5dY)
Would that be a meal or just the sandwich?
Posted by: McDs at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: Mr Ed at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (yrol0)
Ed-ible
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (pszsF)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blacksheep at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (6mvRv)
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Next do the Donner Party.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (W/FZl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
There should be a cooking show where the French and the Chinese have a competition to see who can cook and eat the most disgusting of their national recipes. Despite their nasty reputation, I think the Frogs would lose badly to the ChiComs. They'll eat anything, alive or dead.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)
Posted by: Mr Ed at December 08, 2021
***
"A course is a course, of course, of course --
Unless the course
Is the famous Mr. Ed!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (txdEq)
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Nope. Human History is basically the story of conquest for food source. We don't have that.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021
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Take a quirt of milk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (txdEq)
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Is that somewhere between a squirt and a quart?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (CAJOC)
There should be a cooking show where the French and the Chinese have a competition to see who can cook and eat the most disgusting of their national recipes. Despite their nasty reputation, I think the Frogs would lose badly to the ChiComs. They'll eat anything, alive or dead.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)
Now do North Korea.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (nxdel)
Lower your expectations.
Posted by: Stinlfinger at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (txdEq)
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Is that somewhere between a squirt and a quart?
Posted by: No One of Consequence
It's whipped cream.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (g4EaB)
Nope. Human History is basically the story of conquest for food source. We don't have that.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (sX1BW)
FOOD DESERTS!!!!!
- Leftist fucktard
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (yrol0)
Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 2h
What a deceptive article. They report the @salvationarmy is short 1,500 volunteers -- but they don't say it's because they fired every volunteer who wasn't vaxxed.
The Edmonton Journal receives $140,000/week from Trudeau's media bail-out and it shows.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021
*
Would that be a meal or just the sandwich?
Posted by: McDs at December 08, 2021
***
"Costs many rubles, Comrade. As Americans say, 'That ain't hay!' "
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: irright at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (bd1p3)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (m45I2)
The Czar plundered them into a disastrous war that he would not end.
The Czar was removed and they got a transitional government which wanted to usher in some sort of representative government...but would not end the war.
So the transitional government was removed in the name of "democratic socialism". This government did end the war...but then the communists got rid of the "democratic socialists" and started killing people.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (ESjRY)
There was also always within the royalty a deep-seated interest in "doing something for the peasantry" without any interest in the peasantry themselves. The need for "doing something" was elevated by the elites' turn from religion and the need to validate their embrace of European modernity. The rising communists took advantage of this desire.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (txdEq)
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Is that somewhere between a squirt and a quart?
Posted by: No One of Consequence
It's whipped cream.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (g4EaB)
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*golf clap*
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)
Now do North Korea.
Posted by: Sponge
Now do Cajuns.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (w9Wax)
This is known as
bad luck.
Posted by: rheinlein at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1t5dY)
Holy crap.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (KbCG3)
Rasta Redpill @RastaRedpill; 5h
Melbourne Woman Sets Herself On Fire Inside Car With Sign: "NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US"
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (S1hrL)
Not nearly as depressing as Biden's America.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (CV8iU)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (Fq1gB)
You can substitute every Democrat Mayor in every big cities in the US and this statement would still be accurate.
Posted by: rheinlein at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: ShainS
Now seating the Donner party! Party of 9!
Now seating the Donner party! Party of 8!
Now seating the Donner party! Party of 7!
Now seating the Donner party! Party of 6!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (yrol0)
They're all at the rally across the way. This folks better run cause the Kossacks will be there shortly. They don't take kindly to folks eating their horses.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (YdUrq)
Posted by: andycanuck
Shoulda dated other men.
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (Fq1gB)
Some good luck charm.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (KbCG3)
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Maybe he was wearing them upside down, and all the luck poured out.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Stinlfinger at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (SH2Zi)
Holy crap.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1hoTV)
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We'll be shot for saying, "We warned you." And consider ourselves lucky.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (CV8iU)
https://tinyurl.com/mr2abyvb
He gives the kid an asshole face, and has him forcing elderly priests to do physical labor.
Or this one, where they're ruining paintings in the Winter Palace.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8hs9j6
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (sGnvY)
Rasta Redpill @RastaRedpill; 5h
Melbourne Woman Sets Herself On Fire Inside Car With Sign: "NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US"
Posted by: andycanuck
Why? Why kill your self? If you are going to go, take a couple of the bastards with you. Make it hurt.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (Fq1gB)
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Interesting. There's also been a bunch of earthquakes off the Oregon coast.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (g4EaB)
+++
And by leaving off the "s" it could be made even funnier!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 08, 2021
***
Punchline of an ancient Justin Wilson story:
Mama Crawfish to her baby crawfish: "You see dat animule up dere?"
"Yah, Maman."
"Run like hell! Dat's a Cajun an' he'll eat ANY damn t'ing!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (txdEq)
Later she would get a bullet in her head.
Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (gmo/4)
Actually she got the St Valentines Day massacre treatment, but the birthday / supper thing worked...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (BgMrQ)
See...safe from covid!
Posted by: Dictator Dan Andrew at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (57os8)
Posted by: andycanuck
Why? Why kill your self? If you are going to go, take a couple of the bastards with you. Make it hurt.
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I admire people that go out in flames.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (sX1BW)
Man #2: Yep, it's quite rare!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (dQvv7)
they ordered steak tartare and I tatsed it and it wasn't bad
then they told me it was horse meat
just about blew my cookies
I never liked Frogs much
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (us2H3)
Why? Why kill your self? If you are going to go, take a couple of the bastards with you. Make it hurt.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (g4EaB)
Suicide is never the answer. Take the bastards out knowing there's a difference in the eyes of God between murder and killing.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (S1hrL)
Peej O'Rourke (before he went insane) once described Russia as the idiot step-sister of Western Civilization.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (N39Ws)
$20, same as in Enumclaw.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (SH2Zi)
Sure, if you pony up a few rubles first.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)
Melbourne Woman Sets Herself On Fire Inside Car With Sign: "NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US"
Posted by: andycanuck
*
Why? Why kill your self? If you are going to go, take a couple of the bastards with you. Make it hurt.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021
***
She should have revved up her car and sent it hurtling straight into the gate of the local concentration camp.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (txdEq)
Hillary Clinton gets emotional as she reads her "would have been" 2016 victory speech
Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 21m
She laughed & said "we came, we saw, he died" when Gadhafi was tortured & killed by her proxies.
She said "what difference does it make?" when American soldiers were killed on her watch.
The only time she's cried was over her own failed quest for power.
But even that is fake.
https://tinyurl.com/4nhdeyd5
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (dQvv7)
He's champing at the bit.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:12 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)
The French get style points tho. They'll make the most disgusting thing look pretty and give it a really classy name.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 10:12 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021
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Well, yeah, he's a-cutting it, all right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (txdEq)
Steakretariat
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM
Stop foaling around.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (dQvv7)
You had to trot out that old pun...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Stab a local functionary. Stab enough and they'll change their tune.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon
Stop foaling around.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus
You had to trot out that old pun...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
It's his mane schtick.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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Then, it's dinner.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (g4EaB)
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hell, the word constabulary has 'stab' RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (U1eOr)
hell, the word constabulary has 'stab' RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (U1eOr)
To be fair, it's a little to the left.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: rickb223
That's what Jussy said !
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (arJlL)
I'm not exactly sure where Salina is. My SIL lives in Stilwell. I haven't heard anything yet and we're on the MO side so didn't feel anything.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (nxdel)
Holy crap.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1hoTV)
The fable of the grasshopper and the ant. The grasshopper was as happy as a pig in shit right up until winter hit and he had no food.
Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: A random thought at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (U1eOr)
---John Kerry
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (d6Zcu)
The actual virus didn't hit my wife (37) nearly that hard.
(Although to be fair to the kids at work, it did knock me (45) on my ass for two weeks.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Mid-Mornin' Miklos in the mornin' at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rosasharn at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (yEBFM)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
What's that old saw, "horses for courses"?
Eet eez truuu:
hors d'oeuvre, appetizer, salad, main course, and dessert.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021
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The horse puns really go against the grain
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (txdEq)
Holy crap.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1hoTV)
I said it today in JJs thread. Someday we will look back on this as the good old days.
Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (QKtAT)
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (arJlL)
It looks like the guy is holding a magazine -- Famine Circle. A good source for recipes.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (2iDSr)
...
They're gaming the system.
Posted by: I mean at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (2K20G)
Contrary to popular belief pigs are actually clean animals. they need the mud to get rid of skin pests.
Plus they live in the muck cause that's how the old time farmers kept them.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (1hoTV)
The actual virus didn't hit my wife (37) nearly that hard.
(Although to be fair to the kids at work, it did knock me (45) on my ass for two weeks.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (sGnvY)
++++
The booster seems to be knocking a lot more people over than the initial vaccine rounds did at my company. I don't know if this is a real phenomenon or not, as it could be that everyone is getting boosters at once whereas initial vaccination was more staggered. But man we have a lot of people out sick post-booster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (QKtAT)
You attack my child, I will defend my family with deadly force.
I'm just sayin.......
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021
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The horse puns really go against the grain
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (txdEq)
Time to rein it in?
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (1hoTV)
The booster seems to be knocking a lot more people over than the initial vaccine rounds did at my company. I don't know if this is a real phenomenon or not, as it could be that everyone is getting boosters at once whereas initial vaccination was more staggered. But man we have a lot of people out sick post-booster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (DU+/6)
The 'vaccine' killed 1200 in the first 90 days..........
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (txdEq)
The actual virus didn't hit my wife (37) nearly that hard.
(Although to be fair to the kids at work, it did knock me (45) on my ass for two weeks.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (sGnvY)
My employers started offering time off to get jabbed months ago. Why the f do you need time off to get a normal shot?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (nxdel)
Salina is in the northern middle-ish section of the state. Straight west from KC and straight north from Wichatity.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (Fq1gB)
There should be a cooking show where the French and the Chinese have a competition to see who can cook and eat the most disgusting of their national recipes. Despite their nasty reputation, I think the Frogs would lose badly to the ChiComs. They'll eat anything, alive or dead.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)
The original Japanese Iron Chef tv series was not far from your suggestion. Chefs were required to make complete meals from appetizer to desert using squid, octopus, and a few other creatures I've mercilessly forgotten. Along with beef, chicken, fish, and other stuff Americans would not be revolted by. I liked that series.
Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (AMIL/)
they are hitting people I know very hard.
honestly I can't imagine a frail person doing this to themselves. it seems very dangerous.
I'm definitely done with this crap. No was! I'm just feeling better despite the new arthritis thing
Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (j9HX3)
Well the race is on and here comes Olga up the back straps
Vasily, is cuttin' to the inside
Vladimir is holdin' back, cuttin' off a slab
Evgeny's out of the runnin'
Horsemeat's gone for another week
Well the race is on and it looks like famine
And the winner loses all
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (m45I2)
THEY'RE ALL DEAD FROM GLOBAL WARMING YOU BASTARDS!!!!!
- GRETA
Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021
***
The horse puns really go against the grain
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021
*
Time to rein it in?
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021
***
Nah, time for coffee. I'll cantle over to the break room.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM
I dunno. Dredge 'em in a little flour, sauteing butter with some garlic and parsley and they're pretty tasty.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Mid-Mornin' Miklos in the mornin' at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (QKtAT)
You attack my child, I will defend my family with deadly force.
I'm just sayin.......
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Aren't these the same geniuses who want to have kids doing Aztec chants in class?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (llON8)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (dkvcO)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (lz5hY)
Rasta Redpill; 5h
A woman in Cherry Street, Werribee -- a suburb in Victoria Australia -- has set herself on fire due to the draconian mandates that is forcing Victorians to get a Covid jab or be locked out of Dictator Dan Andrews' "vaccinated economy."
[BTW, Andrews is Victoria state's Premier not Oz's Prime Minister.]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 10:22 AM (YdUrq)
Posted by: Miklos, who should have said SPONGE! first at December 08, 2021 10:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: creeper at December 08, 2021 10:22 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Z6Xc1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021
***
I'm on the first 3 daily, and the pony paste 1x a month, as a preventative.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM
I mentioned earlier today that I went past a local hospital yesterday and I have never in 29 plus years seen the lot so filled with cars. No visible spot anywhere. Cars circling around looking.
Maybe people are getting the booster all at once in preparation for holiday travel, and getting their butts kicked simultaneously. But something is up and it don't look good.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Gref
The Emcee reminded me of Belushi's Samurai Delicatessen.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (mD/uy)
1. It's just a saying
2. Ever been down wind of a pig farm?
I rest my case...
Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (gmo/4)
Than fade away.....
Posted by: Neil Young, on the Kerry Tour in Australia with James Tayor at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yep - we are also.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Bring me a Chincotea
Posted by: Miklos, getting all Misty at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021
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Yeah, until somebody bridles at them
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (Vy3s7)
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (dkvcO)
I've got the same recipe for massholes
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: The Horse at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Mishdog at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM (/VWLE)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (Fq1gB)
Still pulling for the Yellowstone caldera here boss.
Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM (gmo/4)
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How about both!
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (sX1BW)
I had a texas friend that always pronounced it that way.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: The Horse at December 08, 2021
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That's okay. You'll have your revenge. The people cutting you up will probably get worms too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (rDgjh)
Posted by: Miklos, confusulated at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:27 AM (rDgjh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Grilled paddock? For the halibut?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:27 AM (g4EaB)
Oh Yeah.
It's a special kind of smell. You never forget it.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:28 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:28 AM (Vy3s7)
Neigh. DDG search says 3.6.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (SH2Zi)
I'm seeing 4.3 at the universities and government geo places for today there. The 3's were earlier and they've been having building earthquakes this week. But my wife's Aunts say the county officials have 5.1 for the earthquake that hit earlier this morning. I don't know, bumpy bumpy.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:29 AM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Grilled paddock? For the halibut?
Posted by: rickb223
Enough horse puns
*goes back to watching Andy Griffith as Fetlock*
Posted by: Miklos, what's for the mane course? at December 08, 2021 10:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Oh Yeah.
It's a special kind of smell. You never forget it.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:28 AM (1hoTV)
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My American History professor in college (late 80's) called that "the smell of money".
Posted by: Turn Two at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (mO6nR)
https://tinyurl.com/3cvweywe
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM
To be fair, there are few things that can't be made tasty with garlic and butter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Turn Two
"pecunia non olet"
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (Oroog)
BBq horse rectum is an inadequate substitute. Fortunately a famine provides endless opportunities to stock the larder...
Posted by: Ed Gein at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (57os8)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)
The French get style points tho. They'll make the most disgusting thing look pretty and give it a really classy name.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 10:12 AM (OyyDO)
A work colleague of mine went on a business trip to China to close a deal that we had with a factory there. To celebrate, they went to a restaurant known as "Bird." Served all kinds of birds, which got progressively larger as the dinner went on. Started with a quail, and went all the way up to...a swan.
He had a hard time digging into that one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (rHH18)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (txdEq)
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Horde mind.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (Vy3s7)
His medium is Nihongo (sp). The paint is made of crushed minerals applied in layers, which gives it an almost prismatic effect.
I understand this thread is about Western art but I'd like to see an example.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (fN90L)
Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (vvvS9)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Skin and Bones Ranger at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (APnjM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas,
That's how mine ALWAYS come in.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:32 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (dkvcO)
Oppie's schmundie
that's one
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:32 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 10:32 AM (IIAOb)
https://tinyurl.com/3cvweywe
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (DJFLF)
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Witch Trials 2: Corona Boogaloo
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (Vy3s7)
There have been reports the last few weeks of ERs filled to capacity and over...but not from the 'ro.
Staff is reporting higher than normal incidence of cardiac and blood clot issues.
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Turn Two
*
"pecunia non olet"
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at December 08, 2021
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We need a movie about the Flavians -- Vespasian, Titus, and Domitian. What an epic it would be, set against the backdrop of the early Empire and the building of the Colosseum.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (Z6Xc1)
From WWII? Too late. The painting's from 1919.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:39 AM (OyyDO)
There were many cases of cannibalism after the wonderful experience of collective farms turned formerly productive land into shit. The really sick part is some people developed a taste for it.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (y7DUB)
He had a hard time digging into that one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM
I'd imagine swan would taste a bit like goose. Probably pretty tasty.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (dkvcO)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: klaftern at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (us2H3)
this sounds exquisite, but probably need to see it IRL due to its effect requiring actual light to bounce off the facets of the minerals
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:35 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 08, 2021 10:35 AM (hOUT3)
5 km SSW of Gypsum, Kansas (southeast of Salina by just a bit more)
Magnitude: 4.3
Time: Dec 8, 08:45:28 (UTC - 5)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 10:36 AM (nRMeC)
just thought they were cool
still got one in my kitchen
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Turn Two
As long as they are yours.
Otherwise it just smells like shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (QU5/
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Nailed it. I'm so naive ... I was stunned when a customer working for the VA told me that they were going to get the booster ONLY because (and on the upcoming Friday) they were told they could call in sick if they didn't feel well for a few days afterwards -- and she wanted to take a 4-day vacation.
SMH ... Didn't have the heart to ask if that vacation was worth potentially sabotaging her own body's health.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (Vy3s7)
"At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (1hoTV)
So once you are counted among the anointed injected caste you can use the shots as a pretext to take off any of the time that you weren't able to before. And if there's any additional work as a result that it can just be placed on the untouchables.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:39 AM (Fq1gB)
I remember the first one I tried, many moons ago...and thought: "this is not beef, I bet it's horsemeat".
so I never went back. Then some time later one of my friends from the neighborhood said yes indeed the Olivieris used to slip the horsemeat into the rolls
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (1hoTV)
been a while since I could kiss my own ass
been reduced to back patting
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: REDACTED
That's where you'll see dead bodies strewn about.
Most truckers remember Reginald Denny.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (g4EaB)
There have been reports the last few weeks of ERs filled to capacity and over...but not from the 'ro.
Staff is reporting higher than normal incidence of cardiac and blood clot issues.
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM
Ugh. I live close enough to the hospital to hear ambulance sirens and it's not that. It just seems like people are driving to the hospital and filling the lots to capacity. Maybe sudden surge of elective surgery, but I drove past that hospital twice and had my wife look also for any open spot in the furthest away lot and even that was filled.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (dQvv7)
Among the sickening things at Ekaterinburg was that the Empress and Grand Duchesses had sewn jewels into their corsets, so when the bastard soldiers began shooting, the Tsar and Tsarevich died instantly, while the bullets ricocheted off of the women. The soldiers ended up having to bayonet them to death.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (us2H3)
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"This is why we need self-driving 18 wheelers!"
Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:41 AM (Vy3s7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (txdEq)
That would make a neat series, like Amazon's Medici show--which I highly recommend. Although the choice of Dustin Hoffman as Giovanni was weird. The Flavian show could flesh out the hope of Vespasian after Nero and the Year of the 4 emperors, and slowly devolve through Domitian's rule. Could get about 2 or 3 seasons out of it.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 10:41 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: jakee308
You just know that there will be thousands of a-holes standing there (for a moment) videoing it.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (mD/uy)
https://tinyurl.com/3cvweywe
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (DJFLF)
Witch Trials 2: Corona Boogaloo
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (Vy3s7)
I have a pretty good imagination. I can't even begin to envision an endpoint to all of this. At some point, there will be a post-Covid world. I have no clue when that will be or what it will look like. Maybe this painting is foreshadowing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Turn Two at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (mO6nR)
Reminds me of the sayings of one of my friends dad whenever we drove through The Flats in the '60s
"You smell that boys, that's the smell of America..."
In reference to Republic Steel, Jones & Laughlin Steel, Sherwin Williams Paint, etc...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (BgMrQ)
Meanwhile over in Ol' Blimey they're saying it's the vaxxed that are overcrowding the hospitals. Them and a few other countries.
So who do you believe? They have lost so much respect I'd run outside to check if they said the sky was blue.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (1hoTV)
"At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021
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Wasn't The Fox in 1968 complex?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (txdEq)
Magnitude: 4.3
Time: Dec 8, 08:45:28 (UTC - 5)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 10:36 AM (nRMeC)
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm seeing. I'm not sure where they're getting the 5.1.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (Fq1gB)
Meanwhile over in Ol' Blimey they're saying it's the vaxxed that are overcrowding the hospitals. Them and a few other countries.
So who do you believe?
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How about we just classify them as people who need treatment and let's treat them as best we can.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (Fq1gB)
Adjusted for climate change.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 10:44 AM (UuD2k)
"At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021
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Wasn't The Fox in 1968 complex?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (txdEq)
I thought that was Cinemax and squigglevision.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:44 AM (SH2Zi)
How about we just classify them as people who need treatment and let's treat them as best we can.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
There have been whistleblower MDs and nurses on the tw@tter and other socials describing how hospital staff, mostly vaxxed...are neglecting and being downright hostile to unvaxxed patients
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:45 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 10:32 AM (IIAOb)
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Have any of the usual suspects blamed fracking yet?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (txdEq)
That would make a neat series, like Amazon's Medici show--which I highly recommend. Although the choice of Dustin Hoffman as Giovanni was weird. The Flavian show could flesh out the hope of Vespasian after Nero and the Year of the 4 emperors, and slowly devolve through Domitian's rule. Could get about 2 or 3 seasons out of it.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021
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I wasn't thinking series; a lot of them start out on a high note, and devolve fast (the one about John Adams comes to mind). I've always pictured Vespasian as looking like Ed Asner when he played Lou Grant, and Titus as like the young Robert Vaughn. Domitian? We need somebody who can look imperial in public, but then shows the audience that he is weak-willed and paranoid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (txdEq)
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Wasn't The Fox in 1968 complex?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (txdEq)
The Fox Body wasn't introduced until 1974, I think......
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:47 AM (sGnvY)
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Good point -- hadn't considered that.
I'm an independent contractor who has to find his own replacement to keep a pretty good gig -- and I can't find anyone locally -- so as a result haven't missed a single day of work in 8 and 1/2 years.
Brutal ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:47 AM (Vy3s7)
I dunno. Everything I know about lesbians I learned by watching South Park. Now I find out that that portrayal was too ... simple, I guess, and that I've had to wait all these years for righteous complexity. Do I feel outraged, or relieved? Dunno.
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 10:47 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:47 AM (sGnvY)
WTF? That's a thing?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (Ez6QX)
Magnitude: 4.3
Time: Dec 8, 08:45:28 (UTC - 5)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 10:36 AM (nRMeC)
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm seeing. I'm not sure where they're getting the 5.1.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (Fq1gB)
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Some of the quakes off the Oregon coast have been 5.0+. Maybe folks are confusing the two.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (CAJOC)
We're already almost there. 300 athletes over the last year got heart attacks and some died after getting their second shot. The media can't keep it quiet when the truth is right there for anyone to see.
Note that we all laugh when they tell us one of their lies. Soon that's the way most everyone will be. I read about more and more everyday people saying they know someone in their family that it's happened to. And as more happen, then more people realize it's not just them or rare and that's when the poop is gonna hit the propellor. I hope the first casualties are the network news shows and their news readers. String em up pour encourager les otres.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (Q1i0Y)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (txdEq)
I agree Asner would have been good.
Without looking it up, didn't Peter O'Toole play Titus in the old "Masada" mini-series?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (dfRN6)
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Yeah. I mean - he reported me to Uber. They sent a mail saying that next time I use them I will have to upload a picture of myself wearing the mask.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:49 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (o2MD2)
Who gave him safe passage from Zurich during a world war to Petrograd. Fucking krauts...
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 10:49 AM (y7DUB)
And that's the Hallmark Channel for you.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:49 AM (rDgjh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021
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I thought that was Cinemax and squigglevision.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021
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It was a real in-the-theatre movie, with Keir Dullea (later of 2001) and Sandy Dennis. 1967, says IMDb.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:50 AM (txdEq)
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Down With the Ship!
- Republican Party Reptile
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 10:50 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (txdEq)
Gavin Nuisance.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 10:50 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021
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I thought he played Flavius Silva, the lead character -- the general who is tasked with taking Masada?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
Bwahahahahahahaha! What is this "next time" you speak of?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:49 AM (rDgjh)
I'd laugh but it's true
Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Q1i0Y)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (Ez6QX)
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Not if they want a tip and a high rating, it isn't...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (rDgjh)
I thought he played Flavius Silva, the lead character -- the general who is tasked with taking Masada?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)
Yarp. My mistake.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (dfRN6)
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Yeah, I have to admit that I am definitely that petty.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (APnjM)
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (y7DUB)
Always been a strong component of evil in any society...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)
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"I have the possibility of 'being phenomenal' when you fix my shit, Eugene."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (rDgjh)
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"gets emotional" you are supposed to understand, means throws a lamp, curses like a sailor, orders the murders of several pollsters, and firebombs a Trump hotel.
Posted by: Seriously at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (7QuTD)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (sGnvY)
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That isn't being petty. He can decline the ride if you don't mask up, but reporting you is absurd and should be disincentivized.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (o2MD2)
Scissoring or not scissoring. That's about as complex as it gets.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (rDgjh)
First I thought, darn, another painting I can't poke fun at. Then I thought, shit, that actually really could happen to us in the USA, and PDQ if we don't get ourselves together.
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (APnjM)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)
My current goal is to do all I can today to ensure I might wake up tomorrow!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (hOUT3)
Scissoring or not scissoring. That's about as complex as it gets.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (ppL7t)
Wearing a belt and shoving a piece of rubber inside another woman isn't love, dumbass.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
'Be adequate' is a pretty high bar for me in the winter months. I'd say 'stay vertical' is about my daily goal when all I want to do is take a nap every couple of hours.
Doesn't global warming entail some sunshine once in a while?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (o2MD2)
The communists occupied high positions in the Tsar's government (and so were easily able to cut communications). Tsar Nicholas had a high opinion of some of them (who later became the Mensheviks iirc). All in all, the Tsar comes off as a generally unaware dumbass, but it's fundamentally a coup and not a popular revolt. The relationships between the Reds (who represent the aristocracy) and the Tsar is somewhat complicated. As a consequence, the Whites, lacking much of an officer corp/leadership are relatively disorganized.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Hermanus at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (ppL7t)
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021
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Vespasian: True, though he did have a sense of humor. The bit about waving a gold coin under the nose of Titus, who had objected to the pay toilets or urine tax as unseemly, and asking, "Does this stink?" later, as emperor, he attended a play in which his corpse sits up in the coffin and asks, "How much is this costing the treasury?" "Fifty thousand sesterces, Sire," says the actor. "Very well," says the corpse. "Make it twenty thousand and toss me in the Tiber." And Vespasian found it hilarious.
On his deathbed, he struggled to his feet to die as a soldier/emperor should. Usually emperors were deified after death, and so he murmured, "Dear me, I must be turning into a god," as he died.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)
Reply back: "I was. Ask your mom"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (N39Ws)
Theres something weird
In the country
Who you gonna blame?
JOE BIDEN!!
Sung to the ghostbusters music
Fucking love it. And we live ina pretty blue-ish neighborhood.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (bfuCx)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (o2MD2)
You can say that again!
Posted by: Zombie Vercingetorix at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (AMIL/)
I will have to upload a picture of myself wearing the mask.
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Be sure to hold up today's paper, so they know you are not manipulating the exif data.
Posted by: irright at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (SchQD)
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (U1eOr)
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It's like the whole "vaccine" thing never even happened.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 08, 2021 11:00 AM (e6I/s)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (U1eOr)
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People who buy extra baggage have carry-on privilege.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:01 AM (DU+/6)
On his deathbed he said that he had only one sin on his conscience . . . and then didn't say what it was. That could be a poignant moment in a movie or series.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:02 AM (txdEq)
Was hast du getan?
Posted by: Hermanus at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (ppL7t)
For several hundred years, Rome was similar to England: Lost every battle in the war except the last one.
Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 11:02 AM (AMIL/)
He also wrote A Day in the Life of Ancient Rome, but that seems to be out of print.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 11:03 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2021 11:03 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (z5Vrg)
The Whites were like the GOPe in terms of being overloaded with Top Men and not understanding the base one iota.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021
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To this day, when I read about those people, I picture those actors. Perfect casting; a textbook example of in-character acting from Derek Jacobi especially.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)
this is correct
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 11:06 AM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021
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Is that the one that takes the view of a 20th-century time traveler transported back to the early Empire in Rome, and listing and showing the things he sees and experiences? I read it from my college library about 10 years ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:06 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:06 AM (e6I/s)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (e6I/s)
Posted by: Jmel at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (RWHIh)
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Before your next trip, you'll be asked to verify that you're wearing a mask by taking a photo of yourself wearing one in the app. Riders who receive multiple reports of not wearing a mask will lose access to the app.
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Thank you for doing your part to help keep your driver safe.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:01 AM (DU+/6)
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Hunter Biden has wayward son privilege.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (3ifQG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That will come back to bite them when the burning times get going in earnest.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (mD/uy)
On his deathbed he said that he had only one sin on his conscience . . . and then didn't say what it was. That could be a poignant moment in a movie or series.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:02 AM (txdEq)
*whispers faintly* Rosebud *dies*
Posted by: Titus at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (4I/2K)
She just said - and this is a direct quote - "the odds of it actually helping me not get COVID are pretty small because of my other stuff, but I am super happy that I can finally get the vaccine."
That's a level of cognitive dissonance I can't really understand. She has a chronic health condition and other drugs that are known to cause problems with or reduce the efficacy of the COVID vaccine but she's still raring to go get it regardless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (z5Vrg)
The Whites were like the GOPe in terms of being overloaded with Top Men and not understanding the base one iota.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (y7DUB)
On the contrary many of their top figures were former serfs. But there is no cohesive "base". It's a loose rabble of everyone opposed to the Reds with nothing approaching a unifying political ideology or coordinating structure. It's a rather classic example of counter-revolution, formerly apolitical peasants and the handful of elites who didn't support the revolution (nearly all successful revolts are elite driven).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (sGnvY)
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Dear Uber,
Blow me.
Love,
Geronimo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021
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*whispers faintly* Rosebud *dies*
Posted by: Titus at December 08, 2021
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That's exactly the technique I picture! The audience knows, but the other characters do not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:09 AM (txdEq)
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Jeebus, right out of the movies The Fifth Element and Minority Report.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:09 AM (3ifQG)
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So it's safe enough for people who aren't related and who don't know where each other have been to get into an enclosed space closer than six feet for more than 15 minutes...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:09 AM (e6I/s)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:09 AM (3ifQG)
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Dear Uber,
I am a meat popsicle.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 11:10 AM (AlkyK)
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (3ifQG)
Carry on.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 11:10 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: IrishEi at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (0TVNF)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (P1T9n)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (GD2xa)
did you also know that the vaxx that was approved by the FDA is not the same vaxx that's still being given out? It's supposed to be better but they didn't have enough to even do any trials and it would have not have the liability waivers. It's all in the approval docs and says right there the name of the good stuff I cominrty (sp?) but that's not the same as the one that won emergency approval and still being used. They did that to head fake the military and others into making the mandates of their employees cause now with the approval there should be none of the complaints about an untried vaxx. Turns out they're still using it and all they're doing for the kids is using less.
Something like 1200 deaths in the first 90 days during the testing period prior to roll out. They KNEW it was dangerous and a killer but foisted it off on the people anyway.
someone needs to be strung up.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (GD2xa)
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We'll have delicious Soylent Green.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (DU+/6)
Twitter will be protecting justin smollett next.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 11:12 AM (P1T9n)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
FU!! And the horse you rode in on!!
*tied the thread up in a neat little package there*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:12 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:12 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
When she's out sick for the fourth week in a row, call her at home and tell her to get her ass back in the office.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 11:13 AM (g4EaB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (pszsF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Honestly. Why do you care? Just shake your head and get on with it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (W2Pud)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:12 AM (UHVv4)
A maneating horse is terrifying.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (fN90L)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)
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The fact you know about her health issues suggests to me she likes talking about her health problems. She's using victim privilige to make it about herself.
YMMV
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (GbM2m)
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: andycanuck
Mebbe the Ape went to see a man about a horse.
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (W2Pud)
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I don't. It's not like I argued with her about it. It is just surprising and makes no sense and things that make no sense are itneresting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (DU+/6)
The fall of the American empire was started by a dementia-addled president and a garden gnome.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (1hoTV)
That is very very very serious! Lolz
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (APnjM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)
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We're gonna need a bigger pool for Darwin Award winners.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (KhlhT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 11:17 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:17 AM (axyOa)
Oh shit! You mean it goes on my permanent record???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:18 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (APnjM)
And put on double secret probation.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:18 AM (1hoTV)
I've been to the steppes on a horse with no name...
Not a song by America.
Posted by: Diogenes
A song OF America.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 11:19 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Man Vs. Food at December 08, 2021 11:19 AM (WrMOC)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (GYllL)
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I continue to be assured that he's a brilliant strategist as well as tactician. He's got the D's right where he wants -- the hill to never die on!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:19 AM (KhlhT)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:18 AM (axyOa)
right there next to the F in deportment you got by pulling that little girl's braids in Kindergarten. you brute!
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (1hoTV)
Posted by: Man Vs. Food at December 08, 2021 11:19 AM (WrMOC)
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Not. Worth. It.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (1hoTV)
It's easy to forget that what set the stage for Augustus and Tiberius was nearly a century of on again, off again, civil war. Julius Caesar had ended it, but then it started up again when he was assassinated.
After a century of that, everyone was willing to let the strongest and smartest man take over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (trdmm)
FFS Pixy, attemping to paste and contrast two quotes from the CDC where they define "Vaccine" is not spam. I give up.
(point being, CDC changed the definition seriously moving the goalposts and lowering expectations.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: jakee308
Look, she was into the kinky shit even way back then.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)
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Something not quite right about the RMA team saying "Be phenomenal!"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (CAJOC)
That's when the rubber is going to meet the road. I'm watching to see what the Austrians do.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (1hoTV)
A horse's guts
All thanks to this old putz
Our purple toes
Are falling off
Because our Pres is nuts.
America, America,
They made a waste of thee....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (pszsF)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (mD/uy)
If things get bad, really really 'One Second After' bad...there's going to be massive die off of people who've never known hardship.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (V6f9+)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (O6DoG)
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What I heard yesterday. The song I've Been Through the Dessert On a Horse With No Name is about heroin in addiction. I assume leaving a cake out in the rain is about LSD.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (FVME7)
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I think it's crucial to whatever the WEF folks have in mind. And I know people think it's nuts, but they've been very clear for years that this is their plan. They literally have a Build Back Better plan that requires economic disaster to usher in the next stage.
Guess who else is trying to push his Build Back Better plan that will, in part, cause massive inflation and collapse the economy?
Regardless, feeling like you're part of some "solution" is key to getting this stuff going. There are literally zero Omicron deaths, and the push for boosters to protect people from dying from Omicron is ramping up like crazy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (e6I/s)
Posted by: jakee308
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Look, she was into the kinky shit even way back then.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021
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The braid was part of the kink
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (khAeP)
Posted by: Man Vs. Food
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And have your photo added to the Wall of Fam!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (UHVv4)
No word on whether Moronic is actually more dangerous.
Oh, and monkey is up now. Nood.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (rHH18)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (e6I/s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (V6f9+)
Do you think they'll die still bitching about people not using their correct pronouns?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (GbM2m)
They'd be eating the dogs first.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (P1T9n)
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The North Koreans had already wiped them out.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (KhlhT)
I can't wait to vote for this.
Posted by: Captain Crenshaw -Arrrggghh at December 08, 2021 11:24 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:06 AM (txdEq)
I don't remember. He does act as a narrator taking you by the hand and walking you through a typical Roman day, where you meet senators and watch gladiators and so on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 11:24 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 11:25 AM (nRMeC)
I always carry, so that's a dealbreaker for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 11:25 AM (V6f9+)
That's a level of cognitive dissonance I can't really understand. She has a chronic health condition and other drugs that are known to cause problems with or reduce the efficacy of the COVID vaccine but she's still raring to go get it regardless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)
Since I have a couple relatives who are just like that, I submit that this is in fact a religious problem; people who have no real faith in anything are still desperate to believe *something*, and so they have made a religion of Scientism and worship men who set themselves up like little tin gods, men like Fauci. They do not dare to blaspheme against their holy dogma.
As Chesterton famously said, "A man who believes in nothing will believe anything."
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:25 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)
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No, but, in a few hundred years, people will read that history, and say to themselves, "This time, things will be different!"
Providing, of course, what's currenty happening is not the pre-cursor of the return of Christ.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:26 AM (GbM2m)
Like a big pizza pie
That's Starvation!
When you boil him for stew
Instead of for glue
That's Starvation!
When eating horse lips
Has you turning with flips
That's Star-r-r-vation!
Pardon me, but you
I want meat that whinnys,
That's Starvation!
La la!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (5NkmN)
Meanwhile at NYT, news you can use:
"At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key
They ramped up the interspousal abuse portrayals, did they?
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