Mid-Morning Art Thread

Vladimirov famine.jpg

Famine
Ivan Vladimirov

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Howdy CBD!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (mZUr4)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 I'm hungry

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

4 That is disgusting.

Biden's America

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Hmmmmm. . . . Chicago, winter 2022?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)

6 At least they aren't eating the dogs, yet

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (IIAOb)

7 If that were true famine, the dogs would be tearing the humans apart, protecting their meal.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Well, this is depressing.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

9 Holy shit. That's bleak and depressing and smells bad.

Way to start my morning.
Ugh

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (U2p+3)

10 I blame the Kulak and Horders!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)

11 Russia is always depressing.

Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (S1hrL)

12 Hmmmmm. . . . Chicago, winter 2022?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)


They're white people.

See? I told you.....


- Juicy Somoliet

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Weird that the horse would get left in the street at all.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (z5Vrg)

14 Run for your lives, dogs!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

15 Howdy CBD!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (mZUr4)

Post coffee...I'll allow it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (Q9lwr)

16 In Russia this is Your Morning Smile.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (UHVv4)

17 Based on yesterday I sense a theme. Death?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (Fq1gB)

18 Hoof in Mouth

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (CjHGv)

19 Welcome to Mr Ed's Diner.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (UHVv4)

20 How sad. How bleak. How miserable.

How very ... Russian.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (DU+/6)

21 How can there be a famine? There's long pig on the hoof.

Remember to buy my book, "101 Ways To Serve Your Fellow Man"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (g4EaB)

22 See. Everyone is equal.

Equally starved.

Equally impoverished.

Equally hopeless.

Yeah, socialism!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (2graF)

23 This is a true vision of the world before enlightened western civilization took root. This is the world waiting to establish itself once strong men give way to weak men, as is manifested these days. Get primed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (o2MD2)

24 So sad.

Posted by: Caliban at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (HgGBT)

25 Who the h*ll would hang this?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

26 Man #1: How did you know there would be a dead horse in the street?

Man #2: Oh, I just had a haunch.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (m45I2)

27 Biden's America

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (Z6Xc1)

28 How very ... Russian.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (DU+/6)

The art isn't very good, but the glimpse of Russian life...even into the 1940s is pretty good.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (Q9lwr)

29 That's going above the head of the table in my dining room. Quick, where can I get a copy?

Posted by: Revenant at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (I76dP)

30 Do the Russians eat horse in good times, like the French?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (IIAOb)

31 This one's dedicated to Arnold Ziffel.......

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

32 25 Who the h*ll would hang this?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

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Fauci?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (CAJOC)

33 Oh look. A scene from the future.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (BFigT)

34 Famine

Brandon did that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (Bmy3R)

35 >>> 10 I blame the Kulak and Horders!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)

Who did Kulak and the Horders open for?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (llON8)

36 Man #1: How did you know there would be a dead horse in the street?

Man #2: Oh, I just had a haunch.
Posted by: Muldoon


Neigh my good man! Neigh!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (g4EaB)

37 Ace of Spades Hindquarters

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (m45I2)

38 Good thing it's winter. Th e meat won't spoil as fast.

I'm surprised the dogs aren't dashing right in and grabbing a mouthful.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (1hoTV)

39 >>> How sad. How bleak. How miserable.

How very ... Russian.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 09:33 AM (DU+/6)


Like that meme of four pictures of authors, the British one says I will die for honor, the french or Italian says I will die for love, the American says I will die for freedom, and the last, the Russian says I will die.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (Fq1gB)

40 I blame the Kulak and Horders!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (yrol0)

Crypto-fascists and their royalist lackeys!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (Q9lwr)

41 Oh look. A scene from the future.
Posted by: Martini Farmer



March 15th, 2022

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (g4EaB)

42 There is a distinct lack of cats in the general area and I don't see any Chinese restaurants around.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (GYllL)

43 No giddyup in this thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (QKtAT)

44 Ace of Spades Hindquarters

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (m45I2)

lol, nice.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (SH2Zi)

45 That's weird. They're not wearing masks.

Posted by: dantesed at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (88xKn)

46 Things can't be that bad. I mean, the dogs aren't on the menu -- yet.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (2graF)

47 Read siege of Leningrad, it was as bad as it gets, this could be from that.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (Z6Xc1)

48
Dog, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (/U27+)

49 I like the juxtaposition of the starving peasants in the foreground and the Communist rally in the background. I don't know the politics of the artist but this work raises interesting questions.

Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (OyyDO)

50 "Slip and fall accident with your horse?
Telegram .-.. .- .-- and we'll take your case"

#Law's predecessor which didn't take off in 1880.

Posted by: Scott_T at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (2waQ7)

51 Hmmmmm. . . . Chicago, winter 2022?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (mD/uy)

America, present day.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (SH2Zi)

52 38 Good thing it's winter. Th e meat won't spoil as fast.

I'm surprised the dogs aren't dashing right in and grabbing a mouthful.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (1hoTV)

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They want to make sure they don't end up on the menu, too.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (CAJOC)

53 Do the Russians eat horse in good times, like the French?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 09:34 AM (IIAOb)

Probably.

But it isn't very good. I think the French eat it just because they eat all sorts of shit that nobody else enjoys.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (Q9lwr)

54 Howdy CBD!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:30 AM (mZUr4)

Post coffee...I'll allow it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:32 AM (Q9lwr)


Colt brew?

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (mZUr4)

55 The story of the three-legged hero horse...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (m45I2)

56 The dogs are afraid to get too close lest they end up on the menu too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (Bmy3R)

57 How sad. How bleak. How miserable.

How very ... Russian.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


The last time I watched "Dr. Zhivago" in its entirety (about 2013), it made me very sad because I then realized it could happen here.

And now, I think it likely will.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (tjZg/)

58 I would like this better without the horse.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

59 You can let yourself out.

- Mrs. Oveur

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

60 Great, why not just put up the black and white photo of Germans doing the same to a horse in WWII?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:38 AM (CV8iU)

61 Mustangs are a woman's meal.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:38 AM (UHVv4)

62 You fucking monsters!

Posted by: Mr Ed at December 08, 2021 09:38 AM (QKtAT)

63 Should've saved this one for the food thread, CBD.

Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2021 09:39 AM (vvvS9)

64 47 Read siege of Leningrad, it was as bad as it gets, this could be from that.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (Z6Xc1)

From WWII? Too late. The painting's from 1919.

Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

65 Only the Russians could make Impressionism bleak.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:39 AM (CV8iU)

66 The Hero Horse - a limerick

There was an old farmer named Muntz
Had a three-legged horse that did stunts
"That horse saved my life,
So for me and my wife
We can't eat him! Not all at once!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (m45I2)

67 Coming soon to a gulag near you . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (txdEq)

68 What's that saying? Don't eat a dead horse?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (Do5/p)

69 Remove the horse and it's a picture of a bunch of people picking up after their dogs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (Bmy3R)

70 You gotta sous vide that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (QKtAT)

71 During the Siege of Paris in 1870, Parisians were forced to eat zoo animals to survive, including elephants.

Bon appetite!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (2graF)

72 I like the juxtaposition of the starving peasants in the foreground and the Communist rally in the background.

Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (OyyDO)

Well, he lived until just after WWII, so my guess is that he was careful. The stuff that I have seen shows the brutality of the revolution without overtly condemning communism....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (Q9lwr)

73 So now I'm curious what's going on in the background (in the upper right corner). That looks to be a government building, maybe, with the flags and all. And it looks like lines of people. Breadlines, perhaps?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (CAJOC)

74 I think the French eat it just because they eat all sorts of shit that nobody else enjoys.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


F'n snails.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (g4EaB)

75 Dogs better clear out because they are next...

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (CYnTg)

76 I wound up with an interesting hash.

jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:35 AM (1hoTV)

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (1hoTV)

77 Another victim of Santa Anita.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

78 Biden shits the Pope and the next thing you hear is he's dying. Coincidence?

I think not.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (Y5qcH)

79 This painting appears to be from 1919, so just as communism was getting started in Russia.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (ESjRY)

80 I think the French eat it just because they eat all sorts of shit that nobody else enjoys.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 09:37 AM

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhinoceros.

Posted by: Fred Haise, Apollo 13 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (Do5/p)

81

F'n snails.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (g4EaB)


Why does your car have a big 'S' on it?

So people everywhere will say "Look at that S car go!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

82 Biden shits the Pope and the next thing you hear is he's dying. Coincidence?

At some point there was confirmation you could get COVID from the fecal route wasn't there?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (ESjRY)

83 Man #1: How did you know there would be a dead horse in the street?
*
Man #2: Oh, I just had a haunch.
Posted by: Muldoon
*
Neigh my good man! Neigh!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021


***
Sarah Jessica Parker told me so. She was pretty broken up about it -- you'd think it was personal. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (txdEq)

84 During the Siege of Paris in 1870, Parisians were forced to eat zoo animals to survive, including elephants.

Bon appetite!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (2graF)

Zebra Arepas.

Posted by: Maduro at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (QKtAT)

85 Should've saved this one for the food thread, CBD.
Posted by: PabloD


Sous Vide Stallion

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (g4EaB)

86 >>> 49 I like the juxtaposition of the starving peasants in the foreground and the Communist rally in the background. I don't know the politics of the artist but this work raises interesting questions.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (OyyDO)

I didn't even notice that.

Big flags in the upper right and you can just barely see the crowd above the wall on the opposite side of the river or road or whatever.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (llON8)

87 66 The Hero Horse - a limerick

There was an old farmer named Muntz
Had a three-legged horse that did stunts
"That horse saved my life,
So for me and my wife
We can't eat him! Not all at once!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:40 AM (m45I2)

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Ha-ha!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CAJOC)

88 I shudder to think what the upcoming food thread may have in store.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CV8iU)

89 As famines go, this must be a minor one. They're only eating a horse and not their children.

In Robert Conquest's book Harvest of Sorrows, which is about the Holodomor (Stalin's murder of up to 8 million Ukrainians through man-made famine in 1932), there is a picture of a peasant couple standing before all that remains of two of their children - their heads. The rest the couple ate. One of the most profoundly sad books I've ever read.

In better news, here's the new trailer for Matrix, Resurrections, which I think looks fantastic:

https://youtu.be/nNpvWBuTfrc

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (fiPZA)

90 Are they caterers for a bridle reception?

Posted by: Furious George at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (9vQJW)

91 " Things ate bad under the Czar, these Bolshevik guys have got to be better right?"

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CYnTg)

92 Well. Very Russian.

Would hang. Itself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (m+jkK)

93 Related tweet: St Petersburg and northern Russia and Sweden having record-setting cold.

https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/
1468270442020577284

Lock up your horses!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (UHVv4)

94 The French do what they do to be contrary.

I think it's from Caesar kicking their Azz way back when. Ever since they just refuse to get along with anyone.

Well except for the Muslims. They seem to like Muslims. They've been their buddies since way back. Which is strange given that Charles Martel kicked them out Aquitaine.

Them and the Scotts they're another group that likes to be contrary. And at one point they were allies. That must have been fun.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (1hoTV)

95 >>> 73 So now I'm curious what's going on in the background (in the upper right corner). That looks to be a government building, maybe, with the flags and all. And it looks like lines of people. Breadlines, perhaps?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (CAJOC)

You can just barely see a few smaller flags scattered in the crowd. Embiggening helps.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (llON8)

96 Nice! Puts me in the mood for a double double and a side of fries.

I would hang this in the shitter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (tMjLZ)

97 The Galloping Gourmet!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (m45I2)

98 I shudder to think what the upcoming food thread may have in store.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CV8iU)



Five more minutes, my skunk is almost done......

- Shaq, deep in the woods

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

99 Zebra taste just like horse.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (4thlk)

100 I shudder to think what the upcoming food thread may have in store.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CV8iU)


Five more minutes, my skunk is almost done......

- Shaq, deep in the woods
Posted by: Sponge -


Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (g4EaB)

101 Jeez, even the snow is ugly. There is nothing in this work that is hopeful. The only bright color is red--red of the blood and guts, and of the Commie flags in the back. For me, this creates interesting image association and foreshadowing. Real blood and death and blood and death to come. I don't know if that's what the artist intended (very likely not), but looking at it 100 years later, that's what I see.

Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (OyyDO)

102 "They'll be begging me for a loaf of bread..."
-Actual Kummala quote.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (lGrs1)

103 I shudder to think what the upcoming food thread may have in store.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM


Sous vide saddle of Shetland.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (m+jkK)

104 The Galloping Gourmet!
Posted by: Muldoon


Not anymore. Not even a canter.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:45 AM (g4EaB)

105 Things ate bad under the Czar, these Bolshevik guys have got to be better right?"
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CYnTg)
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Under the Czars, Russia exported food.

Under Communists, the Russians imported food.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (CV8iU)

106 F'n snails.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (g4EaB)

I hate f'n snails.

Posted by: Spongebob at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (SH2Zi)

107 Horse d'oeuvre.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (1t5dY)

108 98 I shudder to think what the upcoming food thread may have in store.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 09:43 AM (CV8iU)


Five more minutes, my skunk is almost done......

- Shaq, deep in the woods
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

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Better be sous vide, or there'll be trouble!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (CAJOC)

109 Famine
Ivan Vladimirov


I did that!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (dYmWY)

110 Roadkill cuisine.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

111 106 F'n snails.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (g4EaB)

I hate f'n snails.
Posted by: Spongebob at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (SH2Zi)

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Anyone wanna take a swing at this one? Anyone?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (CAJOC)

112 You don't need 14 different breeds of horses to choose from when you're hungry!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (9vQJW)

113 Jakee308 - your hash could be the name of the VP's television channel.

Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (vvvS9)

114 Ugh.. that is depressing. Would not hang.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (nxdel)

115 I shudder to think what the upcoming food thread may have in store.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021
*
Sous vide saddle of Shetland.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021


***
"Shoot low, boys, they're riding Shetland ponies!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (txdEq)

116 Horse d'oeuvre.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


******

Bada-boom!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (m45I2)

117 What's that saying? Don't eat a dead horse?
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Ya gotta be quick if yer gonna eat a live one.

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 09:48 AM (arJlL)

118 Nice! Puts me in the mood for a double double and a side of fries.

I would hang this in the shitter.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


I'd hang it on the fridge. "Nah. I'm just not that hungry right now"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:48 AM (g4EaB)

119 "...and now, for the mane course..."

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:48 AM (m45I2)

120 At some point there was confirmation you could get COVID from the fecal route wasn't there?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:42 AM (ESjRY)

The Italians found that they could tell where the infection was the worse by testing the sewer outfall.

And yes many believe that it's not only spread by people expelling moisture from their mouth but by fecal matter that every one has on their hands. Even the compulsive wipers. It gets everywhere.

Another reason why they think it spreads so fast in old folks homes. Lots of incontinence and poor hygiene cause there's just so much to keep clean. And so many expelers of same.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (1hoTV)

121 Zebra taste just like horse.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021


***
If you smell meat roasting, and it's Leningrad in the winter, assume horse, not zebra.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (txdEq)

122 Waiter, there's a fly in my...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (1t5dY)

123 Rush - Camera Eye

https://youtu.be/3rO4jtGoVWI

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (SH2Zi)

124 Eat a painted pony, let the spinning wheel turn.....

Posted by: Blood, Sweat, and Tears at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (QKtAT)

125 "My Friend Flicka"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (m45I2)

126 >>> Them and the Scotts they're another group that likes to be contrary. And at one point they were allies. That must have been fun.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:44 AM (1hoTV)


I understand the Scotts because thems are my people. In America, they were just as ornery taking to the hills and swamps and pretty much keeping to themselves.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (Fq1gB)

127 In Russia "Why the long face?" is a compliment on your well-stocked pantry.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (UHVv4)

128 I can't eat another bite. I'm foal.

Posted by: Furious George at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (9vQJW)

129 Ed?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (7iFeQ)

130 "They'll be begging me for a loaf of bread..."

I searched Lexus/Nexus months ago for the date in question, Jan. 21 2021, and came up snake-eyes. Nobody else can find evidence of it either.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (Bmy3R)

131 F'n snails.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:41 AM (g4EaB)

I hate f'n snails.
Posted by: Spongebob at December 08, 2021 09:46 AM (SH2Zi)

Anyone wanna take a swing at this one? Anyone?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (CAJOC)


Nope

Posted by: Gary at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (mZUr4)

132 No supply chain shortage for these peasants!

Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (1vynn)

133 "The Italians found that they could tell where the infection was the worse by testing the sewer outfall."



Sheesh! I coulda toldya that.

Posted by: Ed Norton, Sewer Expert, Bensonhurst, Brooklyn at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (2graF)

134 **Looks in**

**Backs slowly out**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 09:51 AM (dfRN6)

135 Ed?
Posted by: Biden's Dog


Francis.

Posted by: Chill Wills at December 08, 2021 09:51 AM (g4EaB)

136 I'm triggered.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (APPN8)

137 Were they riding along and BOOM ol' dobbin falls down?

So they stop and take the time to butcher it. All the while freezing their azzes off.

I hate the cold. Bring on the Global Warming I say.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (1hoTV)

138 They already ate War and Pestilence

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (pszsF)

139 "I thought I ordered the trotters, but this thing is ridiculous~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (1t5dY)

140 Now only Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (w9Wax)

141 Rush - Camera Eye

https://youtu.be/3rO4jtGoVWI
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:49 AM (SH2Zi)


An excellent deep cut from those guys

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (mZUr4)

142 The basic story of how we got communism in Russia:

The Czar plundered them into a disastrous war that he would not end.

The Czar was removed and they got a transitional government which wanted to usher in some sort of representative government...but would not end the war.

So the transitional government was removed in the name of "democratic socialism". This government did end the war...but then the communists got rid of the "democratic socialists" and started killing people.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (ESjRY)

143 134 **Looks in**

**Backs slowly out**
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 09:51 AM (dfRN6)

It's all good, it's a horse, not a llama.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (pszsF)

144 127 In Russia "Why the long face?" is a compliment on your well-stocked pantry.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (UHVv4)


I hear that one all the time.

Posted by: Climate Change Ambassador John F. Kerry at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

145 Philly cheesesteak, comrades.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (QKtAT)

146 Mmmm. Seabrisket!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (m45I2)

147 Nancy Pelosi has Medina Spirit in her freezer.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (UHVv4)

148 I did that!
Posted by: Joe Biden


Get off my lawn.

Posted by: The Original Uncle Joe at December 08, 2021 09:54 AM (nfrXX)

149 ... horsefly

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:54 AM (UHVv4)

150 The day the Wuhan Institute of Virology decided to use a different animal model.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 08, 2021 09:54 AM (w9Wax)

151 Eating raw horse will give you the trots.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (g4EaB)

152 It's a Flickasee.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (UHVv4)

153 Philly cheesesteak, comrades.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (QKtAT)


Wiz wit?

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (mZUr4)

154 "Ooooh, don't keep beating it! We're still good."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (1t5dY)

155 Could be an Alka Selzer commercial

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)

156 So am I to presume that the flag-flying parade in the background is one to thank Comrade Lenin or Stalin for the especial tastiness of the horseflesh this year?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (2JVJo)

157 Horse d'oeuvre.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

******

Bada-boom!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (m45I2)

Saddle up and strap on the feedbag. The punsters have hit full stride.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (SH2Zi)

158 Keep whipping that dead horse and he'll become a mousse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (pszsF)

159 Pock-a-pock, pock-a-pock, pock-a-pock-pock-pock

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (txdEq)

160 155 Could be an Alka Selzer commercial
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)

clop, clop, fizz, fizz

Posted by: Roy at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (hHmRj)

161 Mmmm. Seabrisket!



Sekretariat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (2graF)

162 Could be an Alka Selzer commercial
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)


But it WILL lead to the Pepto Bismol song when they're done eating.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

163 Leningrad dogs and cats, then the zoo animalsls, rats wallpaper paste scraped from walls, sawdust then human remains

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (Z6Xc1)

164 His name was Arby's.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (YdUrq)

165 His name was Arby's.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (YdUrq)


We have the TROTS!!

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Suggested Title: Chicago, 2023.

Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (mbFEM)

167 Saddle up and strap on the feedbag. The punsters have hit full stride.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021


***
They'll come a crupper before long

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (txdEq)

168 Not exactly saddle of beef.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (UHVv4)

169 Ivan was going for the more tender primal cuts.

Posted by: Roy at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (hHmRj)

170 Holy shit. That's bleak and depressing and smells bad.

Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Huma at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (2JVJo)

171 You sort of understand why Russia is always looking at Ukraine.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (sX1BW)

172 I can't eat another bite. I'm foal.

Posted by: Furious George at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (9vQJW)

In these lean times, it would behoove you to try.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (SH2Zi)

173 Quarter horse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (1t5dY)

174 It's all good, it's a horse, not a llama.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 09:53 AM (pszsF)

*Snort*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (dfRN6)

175 I always wondered what happened to Mine That Bird.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

176 It was the best of times
It was the best of times

Posted by: Walter Duranty at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (yrol0)

177 What can Brown do for you?

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

178 173 Quarter horse.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (1t5dY)

with cheese.

Posted by: Roy at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (hHmRj)

179 161 Mmmm. Seabrisket!


Sekretariat.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM (2graF)

Medina Spirit.

Too soon?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (rHH18)

180 Looks like one of Bob Baffert's horses.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (8k7U7)

181 97 The Galloping Gourmet!
Posted by: Muldoon

Coffee out nose.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (U2p+3)

182 His name was Arby's.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 09:56 AM

Feels like an Arby's night.

Posted by: David Puddy at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (Do5/p)

183 Clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop bang? Clip-clop clip-clop


Amish drive by

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (g4EaB)

184 Weve got the meats

Posted by: Arbys at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (yrol0)

185 Welcome to my world.
Posted by: Huma at December 08, 2021 09:57 AM (2JVJo)



Episode #236,698,943 of "You Brought That Shit On Yourself."

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

186 Quarter horse.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021
*
with cheese.
Posted by: Roy at December 08, 2021


***
Thorough-bread

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (txdEq)

187 Little Anastasia always wanted a pony for her birthday, but due to comrade Lenin's fucked up ideas, she got a horse for supper instead.



Later she would get a bullet in her head.




Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

188 Wither thou goest

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (1hoTV)

189 >>>Nope
Posted by: Gary at December 08, 2021 09:50 AM (mZUr4)

======

Shouldn't that be "meow"? ;-)

Posted by: Turn Two at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (mO6nR)

190 Draft horse.

Because only hipsters get bottled horse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (pszsF)

191 Go right to the source and eat the horse

Posted by: Mr Ed at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (yrol0)

192 Having traveled pretty much everywhere for my job, it has become clear that we don't know, or even understand, poverty, famine, disease and misery like the rest of the world.

This work is so poignant in that it shows what people will resort to when desperate enough.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (6mvRv)

193 That horse is well shod. I'm thinking some royalty was running from the proles and the horse foundered. And the peasants took advantage.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (1hoTV)

194 That is disgusting.

Biden's America

----------

"By 2030, you will have no food -- and you will like it, comrade!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (W/FZl)

195 Wither thou goest
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021


***
Take a quirt of milk

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (txdEq)

196 Braised Tongue straight from the horse's mouth.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

197 137 Were they riding along and BOOM ol' dobbin falls down?

So they stop and take the time to butcher it. All the while freezing their azzes off.

I hate the cold. Bring on the Global Warming I say.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (1hoTV)

-----------------------

Their absence from the rally has been noted.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (CAJOC)

198 The steeple won.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (1t5dY)

199 Quarter horse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 09:58 AM (1t5dY)

Would that be a meal or just the sandwich?

Posted by: McDs at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (SH2Zi)

200 The Russians had big ugly buildings back then too?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (1hoTV)

201 Go right to the source and eat the horse

Posted by: Mr Ed at December 08, 2021 10:00 AM (yrol0)

Ed-ible

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (pszsF)

202 In France, it's called a Royal w/ Cheese.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

203 This work is so poignant in that it shows what people will resort to when desperate enough.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (6mvRv)

-------

Next do the Donner Party.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (W/FZl)

204 I think the French eat it just because they eat all sorts of shit that nobody else enjoys.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo




There should be a cooking show where the French and the Chinese have a competition to see who can cook and eat the most disgusting of their national recipes. Despite their nasty reputation, I think the Frogs would lose badly to the ChiComs. They'll eat anything, alive or dead.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)

205 Go right to the source and eat the horse

Posted by: Mr Ed at December 08, 2021


***
"A course is a course, of course, of course --
Unless the course
Is the famous Mr. Ed!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (txdEq)

206 Having traveled pretty much everywhere for my job, it has become clear that we don't know, or even understand, poverty, famine, disease and misery like the rest of the world.

-----------------

Nope. Human History is basically the story of conquest for food source. We don't have that.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (sX1BW)

207 195 Wither thou goest
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021

***
Take a quirt of milk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (txdEq)

-----------------

Is that somewhere between a squirt and a quart?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (CAJOC)

208
There should be a cooking show where the French and the Chinese have a competition to see who can cook and eat the most disgusting of their national recipes. Despite their nasty reputation, I think the Frogs would lose badly to the ChiComs. They'll eat anything, alive or dead.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)



Now do North Korea.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

209 Ugh.. that is depressing. Would not hang.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 08, 2021 09:47 AM (nxdel)

Lower your expectations.

Posted by: Stinlfinger at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (SH2Zi)

210 Take a quirt of milk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (txdEq)

-----------------

Is that somewhere between a squirt and a quart?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


It's whipped cream.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (g4EaB)

211 -----------------

Nope. Human History is basically the story of conquest for food source. We don't have that.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (sX1BW)



FOOD DESERTS!!!!!

- Leftist fucktard

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

212 Steakretariat

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (m45I2)

213 Didn't some horse that won the Derby just die on the track?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (1hoTV)

214 Royal Lipizzaner Stallions was well done that year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (yrol0)

215 Salvation Army in Edmonton, Alberta is effed-up too,

Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 2h
What a deceptive article. They report the @salvationarmy is short 1,500 volunteers -- but they don't say it's because they fired every volunteer who wasn't vaxxed.

The Edmonton Journal receives $140,000/week from Trudeau's media bail-out and it shows.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (UHVv4)

216 Quarter horse.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021
*
Would that be a meal or just the sandwich?
Posted by: McDs at December 08, 2021


***
"Costs many rubles, Comrade. As Americans say, 'That ain't hay!' "

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (txdEq)

217 The incredible, edible, Ed.

Posted by: irright at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (SchQD)

218 191

That was quite clever, Mr. Ed

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (bd1p3)

219 Filly mignon

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (m45I2)

220 >>> The basic story of how we got communism in Russia:

The Czar plundered them into a disastrous war that he would not end.

The Czar was removed and they got a transitional government which wanted to usher in some sort of representative government...but would not end the war.

So the transitional government was removed in the name of "democratic socialism". This government did end the war...but then the communists got rid of the "democratic socialists" and started killing people.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 09:52 AM (ESjRY)


There was also always within the royalty a deep-seated interest in "doing something for the peasantry" without any interest in the peasantry themselves. The need for "doing something" was elevated by the elites' turn from religion and the need to validate their embrace of European modernity. The rising communists took advantage of this desire.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (Fq1gB)

221 that and the giraffe.

That vaxx shot has got some 'splainin' to do, Lucy.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (1hoTV)

222 This scene could not have happened. In reality, within a few seconds, 10,000 people would be pushing, trampling, and killing each other to get a scrap of horse meat. Or horse hide. Or a hoof.

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (AMIL/)

223 210 Take a quirt of milk
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:01 AM (txdEq)
-----------------
Is that somewhere between a squirt and a quart?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

It's whipped cream.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (g4EaB)

------------------

*golf clap*

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (CAJOC)

224 There should be a cooking show where the French and the Chinese have a competition to see who can cook and eat the most disgusting of their national recipes. Despite their nasty reputation, I think the Frogs would lose badly to the ChiComs. They'll eat anything, alive or dead.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)


Now do North Korea.
Posted by: Sponge


Now do Cajuns.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (w9Wax)

225 Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded here and there, now and then are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as

bad luck.

Posted by: rheinlein at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (yrol0)

226 John Wayne said "Fill your hand " not your plate !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (arJlL)

227 Anyone in KS feel a bit of bumpy-bump goin' on just now? Relatives are saying they just got hit with a decent sized earthquake up around Salina.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (Fq1gB)

228 Quarter Horse Pounder

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (N39Ws)

229 Stud finder: "bloop"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1t5dY)

230 Just before the really terrible famines and turmoil, were the people as jocular as we are? Will we look back on this as the good times?

Holy crap.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1hoTV)

231 Poor bastard was wearing four horseshoes and ended up like that.

Some good luck charm.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (KbCG3)

232 German murder-suicide over mandates yesterday, this today in Oz.

Rasta Redpill @RastaRedpill; 5h
Melbourne Woman Sets Herself On Fire Inside Car With Sign: "NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US"

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (UHVv4)

233 11 Russia is always depressing.
Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (S1hrL)

Not nearly as depressing as Biden's America.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (hlxe7)

234 CA: No water for farming, so we can feed the nation, but the rest of the nation? Pony up for a train!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (CV8iU)

235 There was also always within the royalty a deep-seated interest in "doing something for the peasantry" without any interest in the peasantry themselves. The need for "doing something" was elevated by the elites' turn from religion and the need to validate their embrace of European modernity. The rising communists took advantage of this desire.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:04 AM (Fq1gB)

You can substitute every Democrat Mayor in every big cities in the US and this statement would still be accurate.

Posted by: rheinlein at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (yrol0)

236 Next do the Donner Party.
Posted by: ShainS


Now seating the Donner party! Party of 9!
Now seating the Donner party! Party of 8!
Now seating the Donner party! Party of 7!
Now seating the Donner party! Party of 6!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (g4EaB)

237 The leader of these scavengers is a real rapstallion.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (txdEq)

238 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (yrol0)

239 Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (AMIL/)

They're all at the rally across the way. This folks better run cause the Kossacks will be there shortly. They don't take kindly to folks eating their horses.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (1hoTV)

240 Most history now is worst than fake. It sucks 47 times more than what?

Fake history. Fake data.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (YdUrq)

241 Melbourne Woman Sets Herself On Fire Inside Car With Sign: "NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US"
Posted by: andycanuck

Shoulda dated other men.

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (arJlL)

242 I hear it is a big enough earthquake, around 5 point something that they're now getting aftershocks. But the damage is around the level of things falling off shelves and cracks appearing around door frames. That sort of thing not something devastating. I guess it hit KS about an hour ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (Fq1gB)

243 231 Poor bastard was wearing four horseshoes and ended up like that.

Some good luck charm.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (KbCG3)

---------------------------

Maybe he was wearing them upside down, and all the luck poured out.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (CAJOC)

244 Steakretariat

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM (m45I2)

Filly Mignon.

Posted by: Stinlfinger at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (SH2Zi)

245 Just before the really terrible famines and turmoil, were the people as jocular as we are? Will we look back on this as the good times?

Holy crap.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1hoTV)
------------

We'll be shot for saying, "We warned you." And consider ourselves lucky.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (CV8iU)

246 Is this pro- or anti-revolution? Some of his other paintings seem to show Bolshevik soldiers in a negative light.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2abyvb

He gives the kid an asshole face, and has him forcing elderly priests to do physical labor.

Or this one, where they're ruining paintings in the Winter Palace.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8hs9j6

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (sGnvY)

247 German murder-suicide over mandates yesterday, this today in Oz.

Rasta Redpill @RastaRedpill; 5h
Melbourne Woman Sets Herself On Fire Inside Car With Sign: "NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US"
Posted by: andycanuck


Why? Why kill your self? If you are going to go, take a couple of the bastards with you. Make it hurt.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (g4EaB)

248 Filly Mignon.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

249 242 I hear it is a big enough earthquake, around 5 point something that they're now getting aftershocks. But the damage is around the level of things falling off shelves and cracks appearing around door frames. That sort of thing not something devastating. I guess it hit KS about an hour ago.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (Fq1gB)

--------------------------

Interesting. There's also been a bunch of earthquakes off the Oregon coast.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (CAJOC)

250 Now seating the Donner party! Party of 6!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:07 AM (g4EaB)
+++
And by leaving off the "s" it could be made even funnier!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (DU+/6)

251 Posted by: rheinlein at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (yrol0)

the will of God.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (1hoTV)

252 Now do Cajuns.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 08, 2021


***
Punchline of an ancient Justin Wilson story:

Mama Crawfish to her baby crawfish: "You see dat animule up dere?"
"Yah, Maman."
"Run like hell! Dat's a Cajun an' he'll eat ANY damn t'ing!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (txdEq)

253 187 Little Anastasia always wanted a pony for her birthday, but due to comrade Lenin's fucked up ideas, she got a horse for supper instead.

Later she would get a bullet in her head.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

Actually she got the St Valentines Day massacre treatment, but the birthday / supper thing worked...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (BgMrQ)

254 Melbourne Woman Sets Herself On Fire Inside Car With Sign: "NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US"

See...safe from covid!

Posted by: Dictator Dan Andrew at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (ESjRY)

255

There is a very large fault line easily visible on one edge of the dam at Tuttle Creek lake...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (57os8)

256 Melbourne Woman Sets Herself On Fire Inside Car With Sign: "NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US"
Posted by: andycanuck


Why? Why kill your self? If you are going to go, take a couple of the bastards with you. Make it hurt.

--------------

I admire people that go out in flames.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (sX1BW)

257 Man#1: Seems rather unusual to just find a dead horse in the middle of the street.

Man #2: Yep, it's quite rare!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (m45I2)

258
Steakretariat

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM


Stop foaling around.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (dQvv7)

259 Once in Paris, in the 70's, I went to dinner with some Frogs

they ordered steak tartare and I tatsed it and it wasn't bad

then they told me it was horse meat

just about blew my cookies

I never liked Frogs much

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (us2H3)

260

Why? Why kill your self? If you are going to go, take a couple of the bastards with you. Make it hurt.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:09 AM (g4EaB)



Suicide is never the answer. Take the bastards out knowing there's a difference in the eyes of God between murder and killing.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

261 Sally Strothers is just off camera getting ready to squeeze us to send just a few pennies a day.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (U1eOr)

262 11 Russia is always depressing.
Posted by: Ziba at December 08, 2021 09:31 AM (S1hrL)

Peej O'Rourke (before he went insane) once described Russia as the idiot step-sister of Western Civilization.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (dfRN6)

263 Quarter Horse Pounder

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2021 10:05 AM (N39Ws)

$20, same as in Enumclaw.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (SH2Zi)

264 Can I have some of that horse?
Sure, if you pony up a few rubles first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (II3Gr)

265 They long for the days of the crown.

But not the Triple Crown.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (DU+/6)

266 Rasta Redpill @RastaRedpill; 5h
Melbourne Woman Sets Herself On Fire Inside Car With Sign: "NO ONE CARES, MANDATES ARE KILLING US"
Posted by: andycanuck
*
Why? Why kill your self? If you are going to go, take a couple of the bastards with you. Make it hurt.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021


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She should have revved up her car and sent it hurtling straight into the gate of the local concentration camp.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (txdEq)

267 Quote Tweet Jewish Deplorable @TrumpJew2; 49m
Hillary Clinton gets emotional as she reads her "would have been" 2016 victory speech

Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 21m
She laughed & said "we came, we saw, he died" when Gadhafi was tortured & killed by her proxies.

She said "what difference does it make?" when American soldiers were killed on her watch.

The only time she's cried was over her own failed quest for power.

But even that is fake.
https://tinyurl.com/4nhdeyd5

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 10:11 AM (UHVv4)

268 Stop foaling around.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (dQvv7)

He's champing at the bit.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:12 AM (SH2Zi)

269 He must be a cutting horse.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

270 There should be a cooking show where the French and the Chinese have a competition to see who can cook and eat the most disgusting of their national recipes. Despite their nasty reputation, I think the Frogs would lose badly to the ChiComs. They'll eat anything, alive or dead.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)

The French get style points tho. They'll make the most disgusting thing look pretty and give it a really classy name.

Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 10:12 AM (OyyDO)

271 He must be a cutting horse.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021


***
Well, yeah, he's a-cutting it, all right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (txdEq)

272 258
Steakretariat

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM

Stop foaling around.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM (dQvv7)

You had to trot out that old pun...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (BgMrQ)

273 Steakretariat

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:03 AM


that's a crying sham

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (us2H3)

274 She should have revved up her car and sent it hurtling straight into the gate of the local concentration camp.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Stab a local functionary. Stab enough and they'll change their tune.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (g4EaB)

275 I wish they'd quit horsing around.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (1hoTV)

276 It's all fun and games until someone eats a horse.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

277 Steakretariat

Posted by: Muldoon

Stop foaling around.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus

You had to trot out that old pun...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

It's his mane schtick.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (mD/uy)

278 276 It's all fun and games until someone eats a horse.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

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Then, it's dinner.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (CAJOC)

279 Stab a local functionary. Stab enough and they'll change their tune.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:13 AM (g4EaB)

-----
hell, the word constabulary has 'stab' RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (U1eOr)

280 -----
hell, the word constabulary has 'stab' RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (U1eOr)



To be fair, it's a little to the left.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

281 That'll stirrup the appetite for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (II3Gr)

282 con stab u larry.

NO you con't.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:15 AM (1hoTV)

283 Stab a local functionary. Stab enough and they'll change their tune.
Posted by: rickb223

That's what Jussy said !

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (arJlL)

284 Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:08 AM (Fq1gB)

I'm not exactly sure where Salina is. My SIL lives in Stilwell. I haven't heard anything yet and we're on the MO side so didn't feel anything.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (nxdel)

285 Just before the really terrible famines and turmoil, were the people as jocular as we are? Will we look back on this as the good times?

Holy crap.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1hoTV)


The fable of the grasshopper and the ant. The grasshopper was as happy as a pig in shit right up until winter hit and he had no food.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (gmo/4)

286 ...you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you. Even the most gentle and sensitive man among you will have no compassion on his own brother or the wife he loves or his surviving children, and he will not give to one of them any of the flesh of his children that he is eating. It will be all he has left because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege of all your cities. The most gentle and sensitive woman among you-so sensitive and gentle that she would not venture to touch the ground with the sole of her foot-will begrudge the husband she loves and her own son or daughter the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For in her dire need she intends to eat them secretly because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege of your cities.

Posted by: A random thought at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (mZOHK)

287 I thought so. That's a river in the middle there. The bridge is on the left.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (1hoTV)

288 Hey horse puns! You've stayed pasture welcome.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (U1eOr)

289 My grandfather went the same way...
---John Kerry

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (d6Zcu)

290 All the twenty-somethings at my office are getting booster shots this week and last week, and they're dropping like flies. All of them seemed to take time off to recover, and a couple of them missed two or three days.

The actual virus didn't hit my wife (37) nearly that hard.

(Although to be fair to the kids at work, it did knock me (45) on my ass for two weeks.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (sGnvY)

291 Costcov, 1889

Posted by: Mid-Mornin' Miklos in the mornin' at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (QzkSJ)

292 Like this group isn't already suicidal...

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (yEBFM)

293 276 It's all fun and games until someone eats a horse.
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

What's that old saw, "horses for courses"?

Eet eez truuu:

hors d'oeuvre, appetizer, salad, main course, and dessert.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (BgMrQ)

294 Hey horse puns! You've stayed pasture welcome.
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021


***
The horse puns really go against the grain

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (txdEq)

295 Just before the really terrible famines and turmoil, were the people as jocular as we are? Will we look back on this as the good times?

Holy crap.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:06 AM (1hoTV)


I said it today in JJs thread. Someday we will look back on this as the good old days.

Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (mbFEM)

296 Per WZ: California public school gives 13yo clot shot, bribes kid with pizza to not tell parents.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (QKtAT)

297 "It ain't breakfast at Skip's house, but it'll do !"

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (arJlL)

298
It looks like the guy is holding a magazine -- Famine Circle. A good source for recipes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (2iDSr)

299 All of them seemed to take time off to recover, and a couple of them missed two or three days.
...


They're gaming the system.

Posted by: I mean at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (2K20G)

300 Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (gmo/4)

Contrary to popular belief pigs are actually clean animals. they need the mud to get rid of skin pests.

Plus they live in the muck cause that's how the old time farmers kept them.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (1hoTV)

301 All the twenty-somethings at my office are getting booster shots this week and last week, and they're dropping like flies. All of them seemed to take time off to recover, and a couple of them missed two or three days.

The actual virus didn't hit my wife (37) nearly that hard.

(Although to be fair to the kids at work, it did knock me (45) on my ass for two weeks.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (sGnvY)
++++
The booster seems to be knocking a lot more people over than the initial vaccine rounds did at my company. I don't know if this is a real phenomenon or not, as it could be that everyone is getting boosters at once whereas initial vaccination was more staggered. But man we have a lot of people out sick post-booster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (DU+/6)

302 Per WZ: California public school gives 13yo clot shot, bribes kid with pizza to not tell parents.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (QKtAT)



You attack my child, I will defend my family with deadly force.

I'm just sayin.......

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

303 Hey horse puns! You've stayed pasture welcome.
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021

***
The horse puns really go against the grain

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (txdEq)

Time to rein it in?

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (SH2Zi)

304 Of course that's only the charming mother f**king pigs.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (1hoTV)

305 ++++
The booster seems to be knocking a lot more people over than the initial vaccine rounds did at my company. I don't know if this is a real phenomenon or not, as it could be that everyone is getting boosters at once whereas initial vaccination was more staggered. But man we have a lot of people out sick post-booster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (DU+/6)



The 'vaccine' killed 1200 in the first 90 days..........

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

306 I know they call a mix of seafood and meat a "surf and turf" . . . but what about some grilled paddock?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (txdEq)

307 >>> 290 All the twenty-somethings at my office are getting booster shots this week and last week, and they're dropping like flies. All of them seemed to take time off to recover, and a couple of them missed two or three days.

The actual virus didn't hit my wife (37) nearly that hard.

(Although to be fair to the kids at work, it did knock me (45) on my ass for two weeks.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:17 AM (sGnvY)

My employers started offering time off to get jabbed months ago. Why the f do you need time off to get a normal shot?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (llON8)

308 >>> I'm not exactly sure where Salina is. My SIL lives in Stilwell. I haven't heard anything yet and we're on the MO side so didn't feel anything.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 08, 2021 10:16 AM (nxdel)


Salina is in the northern middle-ish section of the state. Straight west from KC and straight north from Wichatity.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:19 AM (Fq1gB)

309
There should be a cooking show where the French and the Chinese have a competition to see who can cook and eat the most disgusting of their national recipes. Despite their nasty reputation, I think the Frogs would lose badly to the ChiComs. They'll eat anything, alive or dead.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)


The original Japanese Iron Chef tv series was not far from your suggestion. Chefs were required to make complete meals from appetizer to desert using squid, octopus, and a few other creatures I've mercilessly forgotten. Along with beef, chicken, fish, and other stuff Americans would not be revolted by. I liked that series.

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (AMIL/)

310 The booster seems to be knocking a lot more people over than the initial vaccine rounds did at my company. I don't know if this is a real phenomenon or not, as it could be that everyone is getting boosters at once whereas initial vaccination was more staggered. But man we have a lot of people out sick post-booster.


they are hitting people I know very hard.

honestly I can't imagine a frail person doing this to themselves. it seems very dangerous.

I'm definitely done with this crap. No was! I'm just feeling better despite the new arthritis thing

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (j9HX3)

311 ♪ ♫ ♪

Well the race is on and here comes Olga up the back straps
Vasily, is cuttin' to the inside
Vladimir is holdin' back, cuttin' off a slab
Evgeny's out of the runnin'
Horsemeat's gone for another week
Well the race is on and it looks like famine
And the winner loses all

Posted by: Muldoon at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (m45I2)

312 It's Russia; why aren't the polar bears eating the horse?


THEY'RE ALL DEAD FROM GLOBAL WARMING YOU BASTARDS!!!!!

- GRETA

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (gmo/4)

313 Hey horse puns! You've stayed pasture welcome.
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021
***
The horse puns really go against the grain

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021
*
Time to rein it in?
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021


***
Nah, time for coffee. I'll cantle over to the break room.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (txdEq)

314 Costcov, 1889
Posted by: Mid-Mornin' Miklos in the mornin'

The first Costco ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (arJlL)

315 Wichatity.

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How about both!

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (sX1BW)

316 I never liked Frogs much
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:10 AM

I dunno. Dredge 'em in a little flour, sauteing butter with some garlic and parsley and they're pretty tasty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (dkvcO)

317 I'll have the filly mignon

Posted by: Mid-Mornin' Miklos in the mornin' at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (QzkSJ)

318 >>> 302 Per WZ: California public school gives 13yo clot shot, bribes kid with pizza to not tell parents.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (QKtAT)


You attack my child, I will defend my family with deadly force.

I'm just sayin.......
Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

Aren't these the same geniuses who want to have kids doing Aztec chants in class?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (llON8)

319 Take your vitamin D, quercitin, zinc. And don't be proud get some of the wormer paste if things get bad.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (1hoTV)

320 Saute with

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (dkvcO)

321 were gonna be saddled with these stupid horse puns for the remainder of this thread

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (us2H3)

322 My last "wager of the day" at Oaklawn.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (lz5hY)

323 She may still be alive. Story linked in my sock.

Rasta Redpill; 5h
A woman in Cherry Street, Werribee -- a suburb in Victoria Australia -- has set herself on fire due to the draconian mandates that is forcing Victorians to get a Covid jab or be locked out of Dictator Dan Andrews' "vaccinated economy."

[BTW, Andrews is Victoria state's Premier not Oz's Prime Minister.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (UHVv4)

324 Jab gooded drug. Those drugs bad. I must seize.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 08, 2021 10:22 AM (YdUrq)

325 Shit.

Of course Muldoon got there frist.

Posted by: Miklos, who should have said SPONGE! first at December 08, 2021 10:22 AM (QzkSJ)

326 Is AWS back up? I got an email last night from the Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority. That effup took our dispensaries down.

Posted by: creeper at December 08, 2021 10:22 AM (cTCuP)

327 As do Russian Napoleonic Era Russian buildings work in any era of war gaming

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 10:22 AM (Z6Xc1)

328 Its a pity the horse isn't dead yet. Russian Sushi.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (J7wri)

329 Take your vitamin D, quercitin, zinc. And don't be proud get some of the wormer paste if things get bad.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021


***
I'm on the first 3 daily, and the pony paste 1x a month, as a preventative.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (txdEq)

330 The booster seems to be knocking a lot more people over than the initial vaccine rounds did at my company. I don't know if this is a real phenomenon or not, as it could be that everyone is getting boosters at once whereas initial vaccination was more staggered. But man we have a lot of people out sick post-booster.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM


I mentioned earlier today that I went past a local hospital yesterday and I have never in 29 plus years seen the lot so filled with cars. No visible spot anywhere. Cars circling around looking.

Maybe people are getting the booster all at once in preparation for holiday travel, and getting their butts kicked simultaneously. But something is up and it don't look good.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (dQvv7)

331 The original Japanese Iron Chef tv series was not far from your suggestion.
Posted by: Gref

The Emcee reminded me of Belushi's Samurai Delicatessen.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (mD/uy)

332 jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:18 AM (1hoTV)


1. It's just a saying

2. Ever been down wind of a pig farm?


I rest my case...


Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

333 Better to burn out
Than fade away.....

Posted by: Neil Young, on the Kerry Tour in Australia with James Tayor at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (w9Wax)

334 I'm on the first 3 daily, and the pony paste 1x a month, as a preventative.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yep - we are also.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (mD/uy)

335 I'm thinking the earthquake in Kansas can't be over 5 because the highest recorded was 5.1 in Manhatten over a hundred years ago. Looking at the government sites I only see a magnitude of 4.3 or so for today hitting Salina but it was close to the surface, maybe that makes things more intense? Anyway, people felt their houses sway in the first hit and then felt bumps from the aftershocks. But probably not over 5.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (Fq1gB)

336 Nah, time for coffee. I'll cantle over to the break room.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Bring me a Chincotea

Posted by: Miklos, getting all Misty at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (QzkSJ)

337 were gonna be saddled with these stupid horse puns for the remainder of this thread
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021


***
Yeah, until somebody bridles at them

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (txdEq)

338 Alternate title: Filet Minions.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (Vy3s7)

339 Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (Fq1gB)

Neigh. DDG search says 3.6.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (SH2Zi)

340 I dunno. Dredge 'em in a little flour, sauteing butter with some garlic and parsley and they're pretty tasty.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:21 AM (dkvcO)

I've got the same recipe for massholes

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM (us2H3)

341 I would have survived if you damn humans hadn't used up all the Ivermectin paste!

Posted by: The Horse at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM (w9Wax)

342 The setting is Saint Petersburg in the summer. You can tell because of the sunshine.

Posted by: Mishdog at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM (/VWLE)

343 I'm thinking the earthquake in Kansas can't be over 5 because the highest recorded was 5.1 in Manhatten over a hundred years ago. Looking at the government sites I only see a magnitude of 4.3 or so for today hitting Salina but it was close to the surface, maybe that makes things more intense? Anyway, people felt their houses sway in the first hit and then felt bumps from the aftershocks. But probably not over 5.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (Fq1gB)

Still pulling for the Yellowstone caldera here boss.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM (gmo/4)

344 >>> Wichatity.
--------------
How about both!
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:20 AM (sX1BW)


I had a texas friend that always pronounced it that way.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (Fq1gB)

345 How long before that resembles Biden's America?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (VWp7G)

346 I would have survived if you damn humans hadn't used up all the Ivermectin paste!
Posted by: The Horse at December 08, 2021


***
That's okay. You'll have your revenge. The people cutting you up will probably get worms too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (txdEq)

347 During the siege of Jerusalem, as recounted in Josephus' "The Jewish War," A woman did roast her baby. When a gang arrived to steal her meat, she showed it to them and they left her alone.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (rDgjh)

348 Was the horse named Chuck, or only that one part?

Posted by: Miklos, confusulated at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (QzkSJ)

349 The New Madrid fault is closer to St. Louis.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:27 AM (rDgjh)

350 I know they call a mix of seafood and meat a "surf and turf" . . . but what about some grilled paddock?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Grilled paddock? For the halibut?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:27 AM (g4EaB)

351 Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

Oh Yeah.

It's a special kind of smell. You never forget it.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:28 AM (1hoTV)

352 "After Ivermectin was banned, the people decided to do their own horse deworming ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:28 AM (Vy3s7)

353 >>> Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (Fq1gB)

Neigh. DDG search says 3.6.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:24 AM (SH2Zi)


I'm seeing 4.3 at the universities and government geo places for today there. The 3's were earlier and they've been having building earthquakes this week. But my wife's Aunts say the county officials have 5.1 for the earthquake that hit earlier this morning. I don't know, bumpy bumpy.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:29 AM (Fq1gB)

354 I know they call a mix of seafood and meat a "surf and turf" . . . but what about some grilled paddock?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Grilled paddock? For the halibut?
Posted by: rickb223

Enough horse puns

*goes back to watching Andy Griffith as Fetlock*

Posted by: Miklos, what's for the mane course? at December 08, 2021 10:29 AM (QzkSJ)

355 >>>Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

Oh Yeah.

It's a special kind of smell. You never forget it.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:28 AM (1hoTV)

=======

My American History professor in college (late 80's) called that "the smell of money".

Posted by: Turn Two at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (mO6nR)

356 also in Oz: mom's car is set aflame because she caught the 'ro, to the cheers of the mob:


https://tinyurl.com/3cvweywe

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (DJFLF)

357 I've got the same recipe for massholes
Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:25 AM

To be fair, there are few things that can't be made tasty with garlic and butter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (dkvcO)

358 My American History professor in college (late 80's) called that "the smell of money".
Posted by: Turn Two

"pecunia non olet"

Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (QzkSJ)

359 Kyle R on Steven Crowder"s show live now:

https://youtu.be/Dx9XTJ5lu2c

Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (Oroog)

360

BBq horse rectum is an inadequate substitute. Fortunately a famine provides endless opportunities to stock the larder...

Posted by: Ed Gein at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (57os8)

361 270 There should be a cooking show where the French and the Chinese have a competition to see who can cook and eat the most disgusting of their national recipes. Despite their nasty reputation, I think the Frogs would lose badly to the ChiComs. They'll eat anything, alive or dead.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 08, 2021 10:02 AM (fiPZA)

The French get style points tho. They'll make the most disgusting thing look pretty and give it a really classy name.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 10:12 AM (OyyDO)

A work colleague of mine went on a business trip to China to close a deal that we had with a factory there. To celebrate, they went to a restaurant known as "Bird." Served all kinds of birds, which got progressively larger as the dinner went on. Started with a quail, and went all the way up to...a swan.

He had a hard time digging into that one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (rHH18)

362 That's okay. You'll have your revenge. The people cutting you up will probably get worms too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:26 AM (txdEq)

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Horde mind.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (Vy3s7)

363 I'm listening to a book Silence and Beauty by Christian Japanese American artist Makoto Fujimara.
His medium is Nihongo (sp). The paint is made of crushed minerals applied in layers, which gives it an almost prismatic effect.
I understand this thread is about Western art but I'd like to see an example.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (fN90L)

364 Thanks to whomever mentioned the earthquakes. I'm about 3 hours from Coos Bay, and well inland, but it's good to keep an eye on the situation.

Posted by: PabloD at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (vvvS9)

365 Close up the thread. We have a whinney!

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (U1eOr)

366 Re: people out sick due to boosters . . . hard to tell what's going on. People tend to game the system. Lots of people will call in sick on any pretext.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (QU5/8)

367 Hi ho, dinner!

Posted by: Skin and Bones Ranger at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (SH2Zi)

368 Looks like a big city.

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (APnjM)

369 My last "wager of the day" at Oaklawn.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,


That's how mine ALWAYS come in.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:32 AM (g4EaB)

370 To be fair, there are few things that can't be made tasty with garlic and butter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (dkvcO)

Oppie's schmundie

that's one

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:32 AM (us2H3)

371 The quake was probably from the farmer's draining the Ogallala Aquifer, ground settling.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 10:32 AM (IIAOb)

372 356 also in Oz: mom's car is set aflame because she caught the 'ro, to the cheers of the mob:

https://tinyurl.com/3cvweywe
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (DJFLF)

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Witch Trials 2: Corona Boogaloo

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (Vy3s7)

373 Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:23 AM (dQvv7)

There have been reports the last few weeks of ERs filled to capacity and over...but not from the 'ro.

Staff is reporting higher than normal incidence of cardiac and blood clot issues.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (DJFLF)

374 My American History professor in college (late 80's) called that "the smell of money".
Posted by: Turn Two
*
"pecunia non olet"
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at December 08, 2021


***
We need a movie about the Flavians -- Vespasian, Titus, and Domitian. What an epic it would be, set against the backdrop of the early Empire and the building of the Colosseum.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (txdEq)

375 Read siege of Leningrad, it was as bad as it gets, this could be from that.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 08, 2021 09:36 AM (Z6Xc1)

From WWII? Too late. The painting's from 1919.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 09:39 AM (OyyDO)


There were many cases of cannibalism after the wonderful experience of collective farms turned formerly productive land into shit. The really sick part is some people developed a taste for it.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (y7DUB)

376 Started with a quail, and went all the way up to...a swan.

He had a hard time digging into that one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM

I'd imagine swan would taste a bit like goose. Probably pretty tasty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (dkvcO)

377 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (fN90L)

Nihanga

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (1hoTV)

378 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (fN90L)

Nihonga

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (1hoTV)

379 We're gonna need a bigger smoker!

Posted by: klaftern at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (taPSh)

380 Next crime trend will be 18 wheeler hijackings

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (us2H3)

381 Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (fN90L)

this sounds exquisite, but probably need to see it IRL due to its effect requiring actual light to bounce off the facets of the minerals

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:35 AM (DJFLF)

382 Very late to the thread, but at first I thought the painting was about Times Square in 2022...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 08, 2021 10:35 AM (hOUT3)

383 United States Geological Survey (USGS) has an earthquake event listed in the U.S. Midwest:

5 km SSW of Gypsum, Kansas (southeast of Salina by just a bit more)

Magnitude: 4.3
Time: Dec 8, 08:45:28 (UTC - 5)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 10:36 AM (nRMeC)

384 when I was a kid, I use to buy gilded tin horse heads at the Paris flea markets, not knowing what they were used for

just thought they were cool

still got one in my kitchen

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (us2H3)

385 My American History professor in college (late 80's) called that "the smell of money".
Posted by: Turn Two


As long as they are yours.
Otherwise it just smells like shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (g4EaB)

386 366 Re: people out sick due to boosters . . . hard to tell what's going on. People tend to game the system. Lots of people will call in sick on any pretext.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 08, 2021 10:31 AM (QU5/

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Nailed it. I'm so naive ... I was stunned when a customer working for the VA told me that they were going to get the booster ONLY because (and on the upcoming Friday) they were told they could call in sick if they didn't feel well for a few days afterwards -- and she wanted to take a 4-day vacation.

SMH ... Didn't have the heart to ask if that vacation was worth potentially sabotaging her own body's health.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (Vy3s7)

387 Meanwhile at NYT, news you can use:

"At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"

Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (qpX6U)

388 If Yellowstone blows most of the east will be taken out and/or covered in ash. You see that happening, Kiss your ass goodby.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (1hoTV)

389 People calling in sick for boosters might be that if you are an unperson uninjected lower caste you can never call in sick because if you do you are shunned and made to get tested and quarantined before you can go back to work again. So you never ever call in sick.

So once you are counted among the anointed injected caste you can use the shots as a pretext to take off any of the time that you weren't able to before. And if there's any additional work as a result that it can just be placed on the untouchables.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:39 AM (Fq1gB)

390 Pat's steaks in Philly used to use horsemeat in their sandwiches.

I remember the first one I tried, many moons ago...and thought: "this is not beef, I bet it's horsemeat".

so I never went back. Then some time later one of my friends from the neighborhood said yes indeed the Olivieris used to slip the horsemeat into the rolls

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (DJFLF)

391 388 If Yellowstone blows most of the east will be taken out and/or covered in ash. You see that happening, Kiss your ass goodby.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:38 AM (1hoTV)

been a while since I could kiss my own ass

been reduced to back patting

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (us2H3)

392 Next crime trend will be 18 wheeler hijackings
Posted by: REDACTED


That's where you'll see dead bodies strewn about.
Most truckers remember Reginald Denny.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (g4EaB)

393
There have been reports the last few weeks of ERs filled to capacity and over...but not from the 'ro.

Staff is reporting higher than normal incidence of cardiac and blood clot issues.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM


Ugh. I live close enough to the hospital to hear ambulance sirens and it's not that. It just seems like people are driving to the hospital and filling the lots to capacity. Maybe sudden surge of elective surgery, but I drove past that hospital twice and had my wife look also for any open spot in the furthest away lot and even that was filled.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (dQvv7)

394 Little Anastasia always wanted a pony for her birthday, but due to comrade Lenin's fucked up ideas, she got a horse for supper instead.

Among the sickening things at Ekaterinburg was that the Empress and Grand Duchesses had sewn jewels into their corsets, so when the bastard soldiers began shooting, the Tsar and Tsarevich died instantly, while the bullets ricocheted off of the women. The soldiers ended up having to bayonet them to death.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 10:40 AM (2JVJo)

395 380 Next crime trend will be 18 wheeler hijackings

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 10:34 AM (us2H3)

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"This is why we need self-driving 18 wheelers!"

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:41 AM (Vy3s7)

396 We need a movie about the Flavians -- Vespasian, Titus, and Domitian. What an epic it would be, set against the backdrop of the early Empire and the building of the Colosseum.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (txdEq)

That would make a neat series, like Amazon's Medici show--which I highly recommend. Although the choice of Dustin Hoffman as Giovanni was weird. The Flavian show could flesh out the hope of Vespasian after Nero and the Year of the 4 emperors, and slowly devolve through Domitian's rule. Could get about 2 or 3 seasons out of it.

Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021 10:41 AM (OyyDO)

397 This is obviously the time period during WW1. The Tsar and his generals fucked up the war against the Germans and ruined the economy. Russians were starving in the streets, and this is desperation drove the communists to power and the Tsar and his family to their graves. Aided of course by the Germans who financed Lenin's revolution to take Russia out of the war.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (o2MD2)

398 If Yellowstone blows most of the east will be taken out and/or covered in ash. You see that happening, Kiss your ass goodby.
Posted by: jakee308

You just know that there will be thousands of a-holes standing there (for a moment) videoing it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (mD/uy)

399 372 356 also in Oz: mom's car is set aflame because she caught the 'ro, to the cheers of the mob:

https://tinyurl.com/3cvweywe
Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (DJFLF)

Witch Trials 2: Corona Boogaloo
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (Vy3s7)

I have a pretty good imagination. I can't even begin to envision an endpoint to all of this. At some point, there will be a post-Covid world. I have no clue when that will be or what it will look like. Maybe this painting is foreshadowing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (KbCG3)

400 My American History professor in college (late 80's) called that "the smell of money".
Posted by: Turn Two at December 08, 2021 10:30 AM (mO6nR)

Reminds me of the sayings of one of my friends dad whenever we drove through The Flats in the '60s

"You smell that boys, that's the smell of America..."

In reference to Republic Steel, Jones & Laughlin Steel, Sherwin Williams Paint, etc...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (BgMrQ)

401 I have to crack up. CDC scrunt tells us it's the unvaxxed that's crowding the hospitals.

Meanwhile over in Ol' Blimey they're saying it's the vaxxed that are overcrowding the hospitals. Them and a few other countries.

So who do you believe? They have lost so much respect I'd run outside to check if they said the sky was blue.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (1hoTV)

402 Meanwhile at NYT, news you can use:

"At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021


***
Wasn't The Fox in 1968 complex?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (txdEq)

403 >>> 5 km SSW of Gypsum, Kansas (southeast of Salina by just a bit more)

Magnitude: 4.3
Time: Dec 8, 08:45:28 (UTC - 5)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 10:36 AM (nRMeC)


Yeah, that's exactly what I'm seeing. I'm not sure where they're getting the 5.1.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (Fq1gB)

404 I have to crack up. CDC scrunt tells us it's the unvaxxed that's crowding the hospitals.

Meanwhile over in Ol' Blimey they're saying it's the vaxxed that are overcrowding the hospitals. Them and a few other countries.

So who do you believe?

----------------

How about we just classify them as people who need treatment and let's treat them as best we can.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:44 AM (sX1BW)

405 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm seeing. I'm not sure where they're getting the 5.1.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (Fq1gB)

Adjusted for climate change.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 10:44 AM (UuD2k)

406 Meanwhile at NYT, news you can use:

"At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021

***
Wasn't The Fox in 1968 complex?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (txdEq)

I thought that was Cinemax and squigglevision.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 10:44 AM (SH2Zi)

407
How about we just classify them as people who need treatment and let's treat them as best we can.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 10:44 AM (sX1BW)


There have been whistleblower MDs and nurses on the tw@tter and other socials describing how hospital staff, mostly vaxxed...are neglecting and being downright hostile to unvaxxed patients

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 10:45 AM (DJFLF)

408 371 The quake was probably from the farmer's draining the Ogallala Aquifer, ground settling.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 08, 2021 10:32 AM (IIAOb)

--------------------------------

Have any of the usual suspects blamed fracking yet?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (CAJOC)

409 We need a movie about the Flavians -- Vespasian, Titus, and Domitian. What an epic it would be, set against the backdrop of the early Empire and the building of the Colosseum.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (txdEq)

That would make a neat series, like Amazon's Medici show--which I highly recommend. Although the choice of Dustin Hoffman as Giovanni was weird. The Flavian show could flesh out the hope of Vespasian after Nero and the Year of the 4 emperors, and slowly devolve through Domitian's rule. Could get about 2 or 3 seasons out of it.
Posted by: Kris at December 08, 2021


***
I wasn't thinking series; a lot of them start out on a high note, and devolve fast (the one about John Adams comes to mind). I've always pictured Vespasian as looking like Ed Asner when he played Lou Grant, and Titus as like the young Robert Vaughn. Domitian? We need somebody who can look imperial in public, but then shows the audience that he is weak-willed and paranoid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (txdEq)

410
***
Wasn't The Fox in 1968 complex?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (txdEq)



The Fox Body wasn't introduced until 1974, I think......

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

411 Got reported by an Uber driver the other day for forgetting to wear a mask. He was driving kind of fast - hit a speed bump at about 40. I think the poor guy must have been panicking.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:47 AM (sGnvY)

412 Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:39 AM (Fq1gB)

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Good point -- hadn't considered that.

I'm an independent contractor who has to find his own replacement to keep a pretty good gig -- and I can't find anyone locally -- so as a result haven't missed a single day of work in 8 and 1/2 years.

Brutal ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 10:47 AM (Vy3s7)

413 "Wasn't The Fox in 1968 complex?"

I dunno. Everything I know about lesbians I learned by watching South Park. Now I find out that that portrayal was too ... simple, I guess, and that I've had to wait all these years for righteous complexity. Do I feel outraged, or relieved? Dunno.

Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 10:47 AM (qpX6U)

414 Got reported by an Uber driver the other day for forgetting to wear a mask.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:47 AM (sGnvY)

WTF? That's a thing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (Ez6QX)

415 403 >>> 5 km SSW of Gypsum, Kansas (southeast of Salina by just a bit more)

Magnitude: 4.3
Time: Dec 8, 08:45:28 (UTC - 5)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 10:36 AM (nRMeC)

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm seeing. I'm not sure where they're getting the 5.1.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:43 AM (Fq1gB)
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Some of the quakes off the Oregon coast have been 5.0+. Maybe folks are confusing the two.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (CAJOC)

416 This will end when the numbers of people getting ill and dying immediately after getting their second shot becomes at such a level that everyone will know a few people it's happened to.

We're already almost there. 300 athletes over the last year got heart attacks and some died after getting their second shot. The media can't keep it quiet when the truth is right there for anyone to see.

Note that we all laugh when they tell us one of their lies. Soon that's the way most everyone will be. I read about more and more everyday people saying they know someone in their family that it's happened to. And as more happen, then more people realize it's not just them or rare and that's when the poop is gonna hit the propellor. I hope the first casualties are the network news shows and their news readers. String em up pour encourager les otres.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (1hoTV)

417 How cheery that painting is...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (Q1i0Y)

418 I wasn't thinking series; a lot of them start out on a high note, and devolve fast (the one about John Adams comes to mind). I've always pictured Vespasian as looking like Ed Asner when he played Lou Grant, and Titus as like the young Robert Vaughn. Domitian? We need somebody who can look imperial in public, but then shows the audience that he is weak-willed and paranoid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (txdEq)

I agree Asner would have been good.

Without looking it up, didn't Peter O'Toole play Titus in the old "Masada" mini-series?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (dfRN6)

419 WTF? That's a thing?

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Yeah. I mean - he reported me to Uber. They sent a mail saying that next time I use them I will have to upload a picture of myself wearing the mask.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:49 AM (sGnvY)

420 Aided of course by the Germans who financed Lenin's revolution to take Russia out of the war.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (o2MD2)


Who gave him safe passage from Zurich during a world war to Petrograd. Fucking krauts...

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 10:49 AM (y7DUB)

421 At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"

And that's the Hallmark Channel for you.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:49 AM (rDgjh)

422 Wasn't The Fox in 1968 complex?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021
*
I thought that was Cinemax and squigglevision.
Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021


***
It was a real in-the-theatre movie, with Keir Dullea (later of 2001) and Sandy Dennis. 1967, says IMDb.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:50 AM (txdEq)

423 "The Republican leadership's obsession with courting the transgender vote to the exclusion of things that matter to voters could spell disaster in 2022."

-
Down With the Ship!

- Republican Party Reptile

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 10:50 AM (FVME7)

424 We need somebody who can look imperial in public, but then shows the audience that he is weak-willed and paranoid.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:46 AM (txdEq)


Gavin Nuisance.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 10:50 AM (2JVJo)

425 Without looking it up, didn't Peter O'Toole play Titus in the old "Masada" mini-series?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021


***
I thought he played Flavius Silva, the lead character -- the general who is tasked with taking Masada?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)

426 Yeah. I mean - he reported me to Uber. They sent a mail saying that next time I use them I will have to upload a picture of myself wearing the mask.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton


Bwahahahahahahaha! What is this "next time" you speak of?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (g4EaB)

427 And that's the Hallmark Channel for you.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:49 AM (rDgjh)

I'd laugh but it's true

Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Q1i0Y)

428 WTF? That's a thing?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 10:48 AM (Ez6QX)
++++
Not if they want a tip and a high rating, it isn't...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (DU+/6)

429 I had to return a set of headphones that had a speaker issue and the RMA customer interface team are like coked up starbucks employees. A guy "eugene" just ended an email to me: "Be phenomenal!". I almost feel a little sad that I might not live up to his wishes. My goal for the day is to "be adequate".

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)

430 All I know about Vespasian and Titus I read in "The Jewish War." Vespasian was a soldier's soldier. Serious, not fucking around. But also sensible and sober. Titus learned from the master.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (rDgjh)

431 ***
I thought he played Flavius Silva, the lead character -- the general who is tasked with taking Masada?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)

Yarp. My mistake.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (dfRN6)

432 Not if they want a tip and a high rating, it isn't...

=====

Yeah, I have to admit that I am definitely that petty.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (sGnvY)

433 O'Toole played Silva.

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (APnjM)

434 There were many cases of cannibalism after the wonderful experience of collective farms turned formerly productive land into shit. The really sick part is some people developed a taste for it.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 10:33 AM (y7DUB)


Always been a strong component of evil in any society...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (hOUT3)

435 I had to return a set of headphones that had a speaker issue and the RMA customer interface team are like coked up starbucks employees. A guy "eugene" just ended an email to me: "Be phenomenal!". I almost feel a little sad that I might not live up to his wishes. My goal for the day is to "be adequate".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)
++++
"I have the possibility of 'being phenomenal' when you fix my shit, Eugene."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (DU+/6)

436 I have moments of adequacy.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (rDgjh)

437 illary Clinton gets emotional as she reads her "would have been" 2016 victory speech
==
"gets emotional" you are supposed to understand, means throws a lamp, curses like a sailor, orders the murders of several pollsters, and firebombs a Trump hotel.

Posted by: Seriously at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (7QuTD)

438 okay, definitely would not hang this pic. very depressing.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (hV9ir)

439 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This is grim.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (axyOa)

440 Yeah, I have to admit that I am definitely that petty.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 10:53 AM (sGnvY)
++++
That isn't being petty. He can decline the ride if you don't mask up, but reporting you is absurd and should be disincentivized.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (DU+/6)

441 The Romans were unmatched at siege warfare.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (o2MD2)

442 "At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"


Scissoring or not scissoring. That's about as complex as it gets.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (ppL7t)

443 Agrippa's speech can be summed up this way "You're fucking crazy if you think you can beat the Romans."

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (rDgjh)

444 "How cheery that painting is..."

First I thought, darn, another painting I can't poke fun at. Then I thought, shit, that actually really could happen to us in the USA, and PDQ if we don't get ourselves together.

Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (qpX6U)

445 Dear Hillary.


No one gives a shit.

FOAD already.

Sincerely,

EVERYONE

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

446 I thought the Brits did pretty good with I, Claudius on the BBC. The book was also excellent. Sometimes a bit tedious but very revealing of day to day living for the Caesars and Romans. Some insights as to why Rome was the way it was. Due to Augustus and then Tiberius. And of course Livia poisoning everybody.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (1hoTV)

447 I will have to upload a picture of myself wearing the mask.



====
Uber Stasi.

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (APnjM)

448 My goal for the day is to "be adequate".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)


My current goal is to do all I can today to ensure I might wake up tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (hOUT3)

449

Scissoring or not scissoring. That's about as complex as it gets.
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (ppL7t)


Wearing a belt and shoving a piece of rubber inside another woman isn't love, dumbass.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

450
'Be adequate' is a pretty high bar for me in the winter months. I'd say 'stay vertical' is about my daily goal when all I want to do is take a nap every couple of hours.

Doesn't global warming entail some sunshine once in a while?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (dQvv7)

451 397 This is obviously the time period during WW1. The Tsar and his generals fucked up the war against the Germans and ruined the economy. Russians were starving in the streets, and this is desperation drove the communists to power and the Tsar and his family to their graves. Aided of course by the Germans who financed Lenin's revolution to take Russia out of the war.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:42 AM (o2MD2)

The communists occupied high positions in the Tsar's government (and so were easily able to cut communications). Tsar Nicholas had a high opinion of some of them (who later became the Mensheviks iirc). All in all, the Tsar comes off as a generally unaware dumbass, but it's fundamentally a coup and not a popular revolt. The relationships between the Reds (who represent the aristocracy) and the Tsar is somewhat complicated. As a consequence, the Whites, lacking much of an officer corp/leadership are relatively disorganized.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (z5Vrg)

452 Uber Stasi.
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (APnjM)


No kidding. That's crazy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (Ez6QX)

453 "You're fucking crazy if you think you can beat the Romans."


Was hast du getan?

Posted by: Hermanus at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (ppL7t)

454 All I know about Vespasian and Titus I read in "The Jewish War." Vespasian was a soldier's soldier. Serious, not fucking around. But also sensible and sober. Titus learned from the master.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021


***
Vespasian: True, though he did have a sense of humor. The bit about waving a gold coin under the nose of Titus, who had objected to the pay toilets or urine tax as unseemly, and asking, "Does this stink?" later, as emperor, he attended a play in which his corpse sits up in the coffin and asks, "How much is this costing the treasury?" "Fifty thousand sesterces, Sire," says the actor. "Very well," says the corpse. "Make it twenty thousand and toss me in the Tiber." And Vespasian found it hilarious.

On his deathbed, he struggled to his feet to die as a soldier/emperor should. Usually emperors were deified after death, and so he murmured, "Dear me, I must be turning into a god," as he died.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (txdEq)

455 429 I had to return a set of headphones that had a speaker issue and the RMA customer interface team are like coked up starbucks employees. A guy "eugene" just ended an email to me: "Be phenomenal!". I almost feel a little sad that I might not live up to his wishes. My goal for the day is to "be adequate".

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)

Reply back: "I was. Ask your mom"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (N39Ws)

456 One of my kidleys heard this on the playground...

Theres something weird
In the country
Who you gonna blame?
JOE BIDEN!!

Sung to the ghostbusters music

Fucking love it. And we live ina pretty blue-ish neighborhood.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (bfuCx)

457 441 The Romans were unmatched at siege warfare.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 10:54 AM (o2MD2)


You can say that again!

Posted by: Zombie Vercingetorix at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (AMIL/)

458 -
I will have to upload a picture of myself wearing the mask.


-------------

Be sure to hold up today's paper, so they know you are not manipulating the exif data.

Posted by: irright at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (SchQD)

459 Ghislaine's creamy boobs rubbing against Epstein's feet. It's at DM and NYP.

Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (qpX6U)

460 Not seeing any POC in that painting. Just a bunch of people with carrion privilege.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (U1eOr)

461 Got reported by an Uber driver the other day for forgetting to wear a mask.

*

It's like the whole "vaccine" thing never even happened.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 08, 2021 11:00 AM (e6I/s)

462 Not seeing any POC in that painting. Just a bunch of people with carrion privilege.
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 10:59 AM (U1eOr)
++++
People who buy extra baggage have carry-on privilege.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:01 AM (DU+/6)

463 As for Titus, everybody thought he was going to be a raging dictator; he'd been Praetorian prefect, and a more perfect Stasi type would have been hard to imagine. But he governed very well, sent relief to the Pompeii area when the volcano blew, and made it a point, he said, to do a favor for someone every day. One day he missed, and said, "My friends, I have wasted a day."

On his deathbed he said that he had only one sin on his conscience . . . and then didn't say what it was. That could be a poignant moment in a movie or series.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:02 AM (txdEq)

464 453 "You're fucking crazy if you think you can beat the Romans."

Was hast du getan?

Posted by: Hermanus at December 08, 2021 10:58 AM (ppL7t)


For several hundred years, Rome was similar to England: Lost every battle in the war except the last one.

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 11:02 AM (AMIL/)

465 If we're talking ancient Rome, I would recommend a book by Alberto Angela: The Reach of Rome. It's a fictional journey throughout the empire in AD 115, following a single coin as it travels from the foundry in Rome to an outpost in Britannia, to a small shop in Alexandria, to a stonecutter's shop in Athens and so on. I highly recommend it.

He also wrote A Day in the Life of Ancient Rome, but that seems to be out of print.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 11:03 AM (2JVJo)

466 Weird painting. Biden economy?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2021 11:03 AM (VwHCD)

467 Off to work.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

Posted by: Sponge - Shirt Wearing Member of the Ashli Babbitt Society at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)

468 As a consequence, the Whites, lacking much of an officer corp/leadership are relatively disorganized.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (z5Vrg)


The Whites were like the GOPe in terms of being overloaded with Top Men and not understanding the base one iota.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (y7DUB)

469 >>>Dear Hillary.

No one gives a shit.

FOAD already.


Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (VWp7G)

470 I thought the Brits did pretty good with I, Claudius on the BBC. The book was also excellent. Sometimes a bit tedious but very revealing of day to day living for the Caesars and Romans. Some insights as to why Rome was the way it was. Due to Augustus and then Tiberius. And of course Livia poisoning everybody.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021


***
To this day, when I read about those people, I picture those actors. Perfect casting; a textbook example of in-character acting from Derek Jacobi especially.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (txdEq)

471 I thought he played Flavius Silva, the lead character -- the general who is tasked with taking Masada?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 10:51 AM (txdEq)

this is correct

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (BgMrQ)

472 Grim art. Very Russian.

Thankfully, modern people know little about true famine in the West.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 11:06 AM (V6f9+)

473 He also wrote A Day in the Life of Ancient Rome, but that seems to be out of print.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021


***
Is that the one that takes the view of a 20th-century time traveler transported back to the early Empire in Rome, and listing and showing the things he sees and experiences? I read it from my college library about 10 years ago.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:06 AM (txdEq)

474 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:06 AM (e6I/s)

475 again

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (e6I/s)

476 Hubby had been in quarantine away from me and the kids for a week now. This is awful. Fauci is a demon

Posted by: Jmel at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (RWHIh)

477 Here's that stupid email:

Your driver shared with us that you weren't wearing a face mask during a recent trip.

To help protect everyone's health and safety, riders and drivers are required to wear a mask on every trip when using Uber. Our mask policy follows CDC guidance stating that masks are required when using rideshare, even if you've already received the vaccine.

Before your next trip, you'll be asked to verify that you're wearing a mask by taking a photo of yourself wearing one in the app. Riders who receive multiple reports of not wearing a mask will lose access to the app.

Sometimes these reports are made if your or another rider's nose was not fully covered or if a mask was removed at any point during the trip. We're reaching out to let you know about the feedback and remind you of our policy.

Thank you for doing your part to help keep your driver safe.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (sGnvY)

478 People who buy extra baggage have carry-on privilege.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:01 AM (DU+/6)

--------

Hunter Biden has wayward son privilege.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (3ifQG)

479 Thankfully, modern people know little about true famine in the West.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

That will come back to bite them when the burning times get going in earnest.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (mD/uy)

480 As for Titus, everybody thought he was going to be a raging dictator; he'd been Praetorian prefect, and a more perfect Stasi type would have been hard to imagine. But he governed very well, sent relief to the Pompeii area when the volcano blew, and made it a point, he said, to do a favor for someone every day. One day he missed, and said, "My friends, I have wasted a day."

On his deathbed he said that he had only one sin on his conscience . . . and then didn't say what it was. That could be a poignant moment in a movie or series.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:02 AM (txdEq)

*whispers faintly* Rosebud *dies*

Posted by: Titus at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (4I/2K)

481 Some coworker of mine has some condition for which she takes drugs. The drugs she normally takes had some suspected problem with the COVID vaccine, so she was ineligible to receive it. The eligibility was changed and now she can get it.

She just said - and this is a direct quote - "the odds of it actually helping me not get COVID are pretty small because of my other stuff, but I am super happy that I can finally get the vaccine."

That's a level of cognitive dissonance I can't really understand. She has a chronic health condition and other drugs that are known to cause problems with or reduce the efficacy of the COVID vaccine but she's still raring to go get it regardless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)

482 468 As a consequence, the Whites, lacking much of an officer corp/leadership are relatively disorganized.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 10:57 AM (z5Vrg)

The Whites were like the GOPe in terms of being overloaded with Top Men and not understanding the base one iota.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 11:04 AM (y7DUB)

On the contrary many of their top figures were former serfs. But there is no cohesive "base". It's a loose rabble of everyone opposed to the Reds with nothing approaching a unifying political ideology or coordinating structure. It's a rather classic example of counter-revolution, formerly apolitical peasants and the handful of elites who didn't support the revolution (nearly all successful revolts are elite driven).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (z5Vrg)

483 ... Before your next trip, you'll be asked to verify that you're wearing a mask by taking a photo of yourself wearing one in the app. Riders who receive multiple reports of not wearing a mask will lose access to the app. ...
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (sGnvY)
++++
Dear Uber,

Blow me.

Love,
Geronimo

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)

484 On his deathbed he said that he had only one sin on his conscience . . . and then didn't say what it was. That could be a poignant moment in a movie or series.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021
*
*whispers faintly* Rosebud *dies*
Posted by: Titus at December 08, 2021


***
That's exactly the technique I picture! The audience knows, but the other characters do not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:09 AM (txdEq)

485 Here's that stupid email:

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Jeebus, right out of the movies The Fifth Element and Minority Report.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:09 AM (3ifQG)

486 To help protect everyone's health and safety, riders and drivers are required to wear a mask on every trip when using Uber. Our mask policy follows CDC guidance stating that masks are required when using rideshare, even if you've already received the vaccine.

**

So it's safe enough for people who aren't related and who don't know where each other have been to get into an enclosed space closer than six feet for more than 15 minutes...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:09 AM (e6I/s)

487 Jeebus, right out of the movies The Fifth Element and Minority Report.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:09 AM (3ifQG)
---------
Dear Uber,
I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 11:10 AM (AlkyK)

488 Hunter Biden has wayward son privilege.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (3ifQG)

Carry on.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 11:10 AM (dfRN6)

489 Twitter has suspended the Maxwell Trial Tracker account. Twitter protecting child sex traffickers now.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (0TVNF)

490
Famine, my ass.
They'd be eating the dogs first.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (P1T9n)

491 Those were awesome famines back when people had horses to eat. In North America we're going to run out of bugs and seaweed.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (GD2xa)

492 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:06 AM (e6I/s)

did you also know that the vaxx that was approved by the FDA is not the same vaxx that's still being given out? It's supposed to be better but they didn't have enough to even do any trials and it would have not have the liability waivers. It's all in the approval docs and says right there the name of the good stuff I cominrty (sp?) but that's not the same as the one that won emergency approval and still being used. They did that to head fake the military and others into making the mandates of their employees cause now with the approval there should be none of the complaints about an untried vaxx. Turns out they're still using it and all they're doing for the kids is using less.

Something like 1200 deaths in the first 90 days during the testing period prior to roll out. They KNEW it was dangerous and a killer but foisted it off on the people anyway.

someone needs to be strung up.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (1hoTV)

493 Uber: You're not wearing a mask!

Me: Not wearing underwear either. Now shut up and drive.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (axyOa)

494 Those were awesome famines back when people had horses to eat. In North America we're going to run out of bugs and seaweed.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (GD2xa)
++++
We'll have delicious Soylent Green.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (DU+/6)

495
Twitter will be protecting justin smollett next.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 11:12 AM (P1T9n)

496 Thank you for doing your part to help keep your driver safe.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton

FU!! And the horse you rode in on!!

*tied the thread up in a neat little package there*

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:12 AM (mD/uy)

497 I complained I had no nood ape; then I met a man eating horse for dinner.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:12 AM (UHVv4)

498 That's a level of cognitive dissonance I can't really understand. She has a chronic health condition and other drugs that are known to cause problems with or reduce the efficacy of the COVID vaccine but she's still raring to go get it regardless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


When she's out sick for the fourth week in a row, call her at home and tell her to get her ass back in the office.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 11:13 AM (g4EaB)

499 Is it wrong if i refer to that dickweed on trial as Stepin Smellit?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (pszsF)

500 498 That's a level of cognitive dissonance I can't really understand. She has a chronic health condition and other drugs that are known to cause problems with or reduce the efficacy of the COVID vaccine but she's still raring to go get it regardless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Honestly. Why do you care? Just shake your head and get on with it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (W2Pud)

501 complained I had no nood ape; then I met a man eating horse for dinner.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:12 AM (UHVv4)

A maneating horse is terrifying.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (fN90L)

502 That's a level of cognitive dissonance I can't really understand. She has a chronic health condition and other drugs that are known to cause problems with or reduce the efficacy of the COVID vaccine but she's still raring to go get it regardless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)
-----------

The fact you know about her health issues suggests to me she likes talking about her health problems. She's using victim privilige to make it about herself.

YMMV

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (GbM2m)

503 name of the good stuff I cominrty

comirnaty

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (DJFLF)

504 Another day and another suck off of dem cock by McTurtle.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (GYllL)

505 I complained I had no nood ape; then I met a man eating horse for dinner.
Posted by: andycanuck

Mebbe the Ape went to see a man about a horse.

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (arJlL)

506 Honestly. Why do you care? Just shake your head and get on with it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 11:15 AM (W2Pud)
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I don't. It's not like I argued with her about it. It is just surprising and makes no sense and things that make no sense are itneresting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (DU+/6)

507 >>>Before your next trip, you'll be asked to verify that you're wearing a mask by taking a photo of yourself wearing one in the app. Riders who receive multiple reports of not wearing a mask will lose access to the app.


The fall of the American empire was started by a dementia-addled president and a garden gnome.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (bkUtD)

508 I dreamt about Smolett and I didn't even watch the trial!

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (1hoTV)

509 Riders who receive multiple reports of not wearing a mask will lose access to the app.




That is very very very serious! Lolz

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (APnjM)

510 That's a level of cognitive dissonance I can't really understand. She has a chronic health condition and other drugs that are known to cause problems with or reduce the efficacy of the COVID vaccine but she's still raring to go get it regardless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)

-------

We're gonna need a bigger pool for Darwin Award winners.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (KhlhT)

511 Willow me, ya big Ape!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 11:17 AM (dfRN6)

512 I've been to the steppes on a horse with no name...

Not a song by America.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:17 AM (axyOa)

513 Riders who receive multiple reports of not wearing a mask will lose access to the app.


Oh shit! You mean it goes on my permanent record???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:18 AM (axyOa)

514 Riders who receive multiple reports of not wearing a mask will lose access to the app.
Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (APnjM)

And put on double secret probation.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:18 AM (1hoTV)

515
I've been to the steppes on a horse with no name...

Not a song by America.
Posted by: Diogenes


A song OF America.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 11:19 AM (63Dwl)

516 Finish the horse in 60 minutes and you win a t-shirt.

Posted by: Man Vs. Food at December 08, 2021 11:19 AM (WrMOC)

517 504 Another day and another suck off of dem cock by McTurtle.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 11:16 AM (GYllL)

---------

I continue to be assured that he's a brilliant strategist as well as tactician. He's got the D's right where he wants -- the hill to never die on!

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:19 AM (KhlhT)

518 Oh shit! You mean it goes on my permanent record???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:18 AM (axyOa)

right there next to the F in deportment you got by pulling that little girl's braids in Kindergarten. you brute!

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (1hoTV)

519 Finish the horse in 60 minutes and you win a t-shirt.
Posted by: Man Vs. Food at December 08, 2021 11:19 AM (WrMOC)
++++
Not. Worth. It.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (DU+/6)

520 446 I thought the Brits did pretty good with I, Claudius on the BBC. The book was also excellent. Sometimes a bit tedious but very revealing of day to day living for the Caesars and Romans. Some insights as to why Rome was the way it was. Due to Augustus and then Tiberius. And of course Livia poisoning everybody.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 10:56 AM (1hoTV)

It's easy to forget that what set the stage for Augustus and Tiberius was nearly a century of on again, off again, civil war. Julius Caesar had ended it, but then it started up again when he was assassinated.

After a century of that, everyone was willing to let the strongest and smartest man take over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (trdmm)

521 461/Moron Robbie: "It's like the whole "vaccine" thing never even happened."

FFS Pixy, attemping to paste and contrast two quotes from the CDC where they define "Vaccine" is not spam. I give up.

(point being, CDC changed the definition seriously moving the goalposts and lowering expectations.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (nRMeC)

522 Last!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (axyOa)

523 Last!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 11:20 AM (axyOa)
++++
Ambitious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (DU+/6)

524 right there next to the F in deportment you got by pulling that little girl's braids in Kindergarten. you brute!
Posted by: jakee308

Look, she was into the kinky shit even way back then.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (mD/uy)

525 429 I had to return a set of headphones that had a speaker issue and the RMA customer interface team are like coked up starbucks employees. A guy "eugene" just ended an email to me: "Be phenomenal!". I almost feel a little sad that I might not live up to his wishes. My goal for the day is to "be adequate".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 10:52 AM (Fq1gB)

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Something not quite right about the RMA team saying "Be phenomenal!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (CAJOC)

526 We're laughing now but when they spring the tracking app on us that is the precursor for the social credit card we won't be laughing long.

That's when the rubber is going to meet the road. I'm watching to see what the Austrians do.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (1hoTV)

527 We're gnawing on
A horse's guts
All thanks to this old putz

Our purple toes
Are falling off
Because our Pres is nuts.

America, America,
They made a waste of thee....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 08, 2021 11:21 AM (pszsF)

528 That will come back to bite them when the burning times get going in earnest.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 11:07 AM (mD/uy)

If things get bad, really really 'One Second After' bad...there's going to be massive die off of people who've never known hardship.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (V6f9+)

529 It's like a game of Willow Chicken going on!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (O6DoG)

530 A maneating horse is terrifying.

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What I heard yesterday. The song I've Been Through the Dessert On a Horse With No Name is about heroin in addiction. I assume leaving a cake out in the rain is about LSD.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (FVME7)

531 That's a level of cognitive dissonance I can't really understand. She has a chronic health condition and other drugs that are known to cause problems with or reduce the efficacy of the COVID vaccine but she's still raring to go get it regardless.

**

I think it's crucial to whatever the WEF folks have in mind. And I know people think it's nuts, but they've been very clear for years that this is their plan. They literally have a Build Back Better plan that requires economic disaster to usher in the next stage.

Guess who else is trying to push his Build Back Better plan that will, in part, cause massive inflation and collapse the economy?

Regardless, feeling like you're part of some "solution" is key to getting this stuff going. There are literally zero Omicron deaths, and the push for boosters to protect people from dying from Omicron is ramping up like crazy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (e6I/s)

532 right there next to the F in deportment you got by pulling that little girl's braids in Kindergarten. you brute!
Posted by: jakee308
*
Look, she was into the kinky shit even way back then.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021


***
The braid was part of the kink

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (txdEq)

533 NOOD APE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (DU+/6)

534 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (khAeP)

535 Finish the horse in 60 minutes and you win a t-shirt.
Posted by: Man Vs. Food
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And have your photo added to the Wall of Fam!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (UHVv4)

536 Fauci is currently on CNN. He says that the boost works against Moronic in the lab, but then quickly pivots to conflate effectiveness in the lab with effectiveness in the field to encourage more people to get the shot, or the boost.

No word on whether Moronic is actually more dangerous.

Oh, and monkey is up now. Nood.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (rHH18)

537 nood

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (e6I/s)

538 If things get bad, really really 'One Second After' bad...there's going to be massive die off of people who've never known hardship.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 11:22 AM (V6f9+)


Do you think they'll die still bitching about people not using their correct pronouns?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

539 Ape is up?

Well, no reason to beat thhis dead horse of a thread.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (GbM2m)

540 Famine, my ass.
They'd be eating the dogs first.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 11:11 AM (P1T9n)

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The North Koreans had already wiped them out.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (KhlhT)

541 526 We're laughing now but when they spring the tracking app on us that is the precursor for the social credit card we won't be laughing long.

I can't wait to vote for this.

Posted by: Captain Crenshaw -Arrrggghh at December 08, 2021 11:24 AM (GYllL)

542 Is that the one that takes the view of a 20th-century time traveler transported back to the early Empire in Rome, and listing and showing the things he sees and experiences? I read it from my college library about 10 years ago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 11:06 AM (txdEq)


I don't remember. He does act as a narrator taking you by the hand and walking you through a typical Roman day, where you meet senators and watch gladiators and so on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 11:24 AM (2JVJo)

543 Ape morning rant nood has actually happened now.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 11:25 AM (nRMeC)

544 I deleted Uber and Lyft when they banned riders from carrying guns.

I always carry, so that's a dealbreaker for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 11:25 AM (V6f9+)

545
That's a level of cognitive dissonance I can't really understand. She has a chronic health condition and other drugs that are known to cause problems with or reduce the efficacy of the COVID vaccine but she's still raring to go get it regardless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 11:08 AM (DU+/6)

Since I have a couple relatives who are just like that, I submit that this is in fact a religious problem; people who have no real faith in anything are still desperate to believe *something*, and so they have made a religion of Scientism and worship men who set themselves up like little tin gods, men like Fauci. They do not dare to blaspheme against their holy dogma.

As Chesterton famously said, "A man who believes in nothing will believe anything."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 11:25 AM (trdmm)

546 Do you think they'll die still bitching about people not using their correct pronouns?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)
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No, but, in a few hundred years, people will read that history, and say to themselves, "This time, things will be different!"

Providing, of course, what's currenty happening is not the pre-cursor of the return of Christ.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 11:26 AM (GbM2m)

547 Whe-e-e-en a horse hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's Starvation!
When you boil him for stew
Instead of for glue
That's Starvation!
When eating horse lips
Has you turning with flips
That's Star-r-r-vation!
Pardon me, but you
I want meat that whinnys,
That's Starvation!
La la!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 11:28 AM (5NkmN)

548 Ahem

Pardon me, but you see
I want meat that whinnys,
That's Starvation!
La la!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 11:29 AM (5NkmN)

549
Meanwhile at NYT, news you can use:

"At Long Last, Onscreen Portrayals of Lesbian Relationships Are Getting Complex"
Posted by: gp Fixed His Cap Key


They ramped up the interspousal abuse portrayals, did they?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2021 12:16 PM (3l5Yq)

550 Thank you very much for posting this painting. My mother, when she was 10, went through Stalin's barbaric forced famine in Ukraine from 1932-1933 {The Holodomor). She rarely spoke of those times but the look in her eyes whenever it was finally mentioned in the West (1980s) brought this haunting glaze over her. She mentioned only once that, indirectly, she saw cannibalism in her small village, but what caught her voice the most was how she tried, but never could, adequately describe the devastating hunger she and her family felt for months on end.. one of her relatives said at the time that no one, no one, will ever believe that this has happened... so the above painting is candid for a scene that takes place in an urban setting (Leningrad, during the siege?), but there is no closeup glimpse of the faces or their eyes or what happened in the villages.. a horse was actually a luxury, if any were to be found due to Stalin's forced collectivization that took everything from poor peasants ... Robert Conquest's book on the Ukrainian famine verbally says it all.. but I have seen a photograph that, if described, could overflow a house with horror and shame... thanks again for posting...

Posted by: nicholas at December 08, 2021 12:27 PM (/PdCY)

551 Looks life they need some Hot Cocoa

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 08, 2021 06:37 PM (wGqjj)

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