Quick Hits with a Light Dusting of the Libs of Tik Tok

Happy belated Hanukkah:

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True Conservative Jim Swift of the True Conservative Bulwark calls the GOP the "pro-virus party" for not agreeing to Democrats' borrowing-and-spending plans fast enough.

I don't mean to cast aspersions, but I'm beginning to wonder if the embittered and embutthurted Conservative, Inc. "leadership class" were really conservatives in the first place, or just leftwingers who could fake a southern accent.

This is mean to say, but it's true: Ideology is downstream of physiognomy.

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@SarcasticCupcak

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If you can actually believe it, Jim Swift is a millennial.

I don't know if that's true but if it is: Dude.

Dude.

You look like a three-dimensional Dorian Gray model for Newt Gingrich.

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I'm starting to have doubts about the usefulness of government education.

Attention-seeking young woman seeks attention by coming out in front of family, fails to attract the attention she seeks.

Eddie Mekka -- "Carmine Ragusa" on Laverne & Shirley -- passed away. Here's a small tribute to "The Big Ragu."

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After a recount -- weird how Democrats can call for a recount but it's a constitutional crisis if Republicans do -- it is now re-confirmed that Republicans have won the Virginia House of Delegates.

This was a recount of one race where a Republican had defeated the Democrat. There is another race being recounted where a Republican also leads the Democrat incumbent, but this race puts control of the House in Republican hands, 51-49. If the second recount also goes the Republicans' way, as it should, they'll lead 52-48.

Democrats still control the state Senate, which doesn't go up for a vote until 2023.

After three years of claiming that the Georgia gubernatorial election of 2018 was stolen from her, Stacy Abrams now claims that, unlike The Devil Trump, she never once claimed the election was stolen from her.

She made this claim on Maddow. Which, if I'm not mistaken, is also where Hillary just also claimed that she too also never claimed the election was stolen from her.


Ugh, more covid songs by untalented cultists.

Funny.

Finally, someone has positioned Kumala for success!


Woman gives birth, standing up, just outside the hospital entrance. I guess maybe mild content warning? Also a content warning for inevitable questions of whether this is real or fake.


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So this next one is the one where I say "Don't watch this" and then some of you will watch it and then say "Ace why did you make me watch that?!"

And I'll say, like Alec Baldwin: You killed yourself, man.

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By the way, did you guys know Libs of Tik Tok "came out" a few weeks ago? It's a woman, baby!

I should have known it was a chick. Who the hell else spends hours on Tik Tok?


Meanwhile, MSNBC's Race Lunatic (and much-#Hacked homophobe) Joy Reid calls DeSantis' state guard "fascisty bananas," without reading the article she links, which notes that 22 other states already have state guards.

This is too much even for demented socialist idiot hasbeen Sarah Silverman.

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Thanks to bonhomme for that.

There's a saying now: Saying your six year old chose to be transgender is like claiming your dog chose to be vegetarian. We know who's buying the food in the house.

Posted by: Ace at 05:31 PM




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1 I could believe he's 50.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 05:32 PM (z5Vrg)

2 >>>1 I could believe he's 50.

He looks like Newt Gingrich if Newt Gingrich let himself go for a year.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:32 PM (0G13K)

3 that "ideology is downstream of physiognomy" line is going to be viral

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:33 PM (0G13K)

4 the anti-cvck guys are always bashing the cvckists on this point.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:33 PM (0G13K)

5 Happy Chanukah!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 05:34 PM (wAnMi)

6 Kwanzukkah!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 05:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

7 That guy chuggin the semen...

His double chin has cheeks!

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2021 05:34 PM (guxpf)

8 >>>True Conservative Jim Swift . . . .


There's an epic tweet of 3-wives drawing the line of reasonable coof-measures at quarantining vaccinated foreign travel returnees.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 05:34 PM (SH2Zi)

9 Dogs are not vegetarians. That is all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:35 PM (csEWM)

10 Good late afternoon everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 05:35 PM (mD/uy)

11 I should have known it was a chick. Who the hell else spends hours on Tik Tok?
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You do, Ace!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 05:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

12 >>>You do, Ace!

no I just go through Libs of Tik Tok's feed. sometimes people send me funny tik toks.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:36 PM (0G13K)

13 Happy Hanukkah!*

*A word I realized in the middle of it I had no idea how to spell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:36 PM (csEWM)

14 Isn't it time for the Art Thread?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 05:36 PM (mD/uy)

15 >>He looks like Newt Gingrich if Newt Gingrich let himself go for a year.


Would. Not. Hit.

Posted by: Ambassador Callista Gingritch at December 03, 2021 05:36 PM (guxpf)

16 If there are aliens out there monitoring our broadcasts to determine if we should be allowed to expand into the greater universe, them seeing one episode of Joy Reid's rantings will be enough for them to either wipe us out entirely or limit us to Earth for the next few millennia.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (Rl7KJ)

17 Am making pork belly in my new pressure cooker / air fryer

*nervous*

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (FcPY7)

18
I just saw a vid clip of "voluntary" inmates at an Australian virus camp where one guy cracked opened the door to his camp domicile and began to holler like a chimp, which made "voluntary" inmates follow suit and make chimp noises, thus making their Fully Suited Up zookeeper appear nervous.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (P1T3x)

19 I wonder if WA state has a civilian military force? Woke up this morning at 3:27 with Blackhawks flying over the house. I
Of course there is already the 42nd Ave militia, but something larger might be fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (axyOa)

20 Attempted car jacker has some seriously broken bones. Heh.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (r1z5A)

21 12 >>>You do, Ace!

no I just go through Libs of Tik Tok's feed. sometimes people send me funny tik toks.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:36 PM (0G13K)

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, man.

*slow, sad head shake*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (csEWM)

22 >>You do, Ace!


I bet we could sub-contract that out to a Hobo.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (guxpf)

23 Okay somebody explain Tik Tok to grannie here. Is it like YouTube, but with short hits?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

24 So jucy's attorney claimed the judge lunged at her, then the attorney started crying, then she left court with her mom.


I would like to hear AtC's opinion on this provided to us in the vivid language of her people.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (XXeDg)

25 It's terribly cruel and stupid to try to make your cat or dog into a vegetarian. It's even stupider to claim that they chose that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (poMoX)

26 >>>23 Okay somebody explain Tik Tok to grannie here. Is it like YouTube, but with short hits?

i think so, i think it's 15-20 second clips

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (0G13K)

27 16 If there are aliens out there monitoring our broadcasts to determine if we should be allowed to expand into the greater universe, them seeing one episode of Joy Reid's rantings will be enough for them to either wipe us out entirely or limit us to Earth for the next few millennia.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (Rl7KJ)

Which is an ironclad proof that aliens don't exist.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (z5Vrg)

28 7 That guy chuggin the semen...

His double chin has cheeks!
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2021 05:34 PM (guxpf)

'Ball bumper' in this context.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (csEWM)

29 there's a saying now: Saying your six year old chose to be transgender is like claiming your dog chose to be vegetarian. we know who's buying the food in the house.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:39 PM (0G13K)

30 Who is the heavy set guy supposedly drinking Piere Omidyar's semen?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2021 05:39 PM (poMoX)

31 Uh, what the hell is a CIVILIAN MILITARY force?

Is that like a Jumbo Shrimp?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 05:39 PM (oHd/0)

32 I wonder if WA state has a civilian military force? Woke up this morning at 3:27 with Blackhawks flying over the house. I
Of course there is already the 42nd Ave militia, but something larger might be fun.
Posted by: Diogenes


Read JBLM is having exercises this week...

Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 05:40 PM (r1z5A)

33 >>>Woman gives birth, standing up, just outside the hospital entrance. I guess maybe mild content warning?

What? No celebratory sammiches? Come on lady. You can do better next time.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 05:40 PM (SH2Zi)

34 i think so, i think it's 15-20 second clips
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (0G13K)
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So, rewiring the brains of our yutes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 05:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

35 Chappy Channukah?

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 03, 2021 05:40 PM (mNhhD)

36 don't bring a gun to a car playing horseshoes with punks. that was a ringer.

Posted by: x at December 03, 2021 05:40 PM (oA+QO)

37 >>30 Who is the heavy set guy supposedly drinking Piere Omidyar's semen?


jim swift the obese gollum who waxes bill kristol's balls

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (0G13K)

38 Uh, what the hell is a CIVILIAN MILITARY force?

Is that like a Jumbo Shrimp?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 05:39 PM (oHd/0)


Was actually wondering that very thing???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (axyOa)

39 31 Uh, what the hell is a CIVILIAN MILITARY force?

Is that like a Jumbo Shrimp?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 05:39 PM (oHd/0)

Tallest Midget

Vegetarian Carnivore

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (csEWM)

40 The Truth Has To Matter


She's not young enough to be that naive.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (yQpMk)

41 Okay somebody explain Tik Tok to grannie here. Is it like YouTube, but with short hits?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Yes. Big with the 13 and up crowd. Lots of suggestive dancing by nurses, teens and gay men and ranting by green haired, broken lunatics.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (mD/uy)

42 >>>>Woman gives birth, standing up, just outside the hospital entrance. I guess maybe mild content warning?


In China, she'd be whipped for not getting back to work fast enough.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (guxpf)

43
I'm confizzled about the carjacking vid -- why did those two other cuck shitheads run over to help the carjacker??

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (P1T3x)

44 They're doing this to confuse us. I mean, how can you possibly pick a first target? Just when I think I've got my short list in order, they figure out something to throw a spanner in the works.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (wAnMi)

45 23 Okay somebody explain Tik Tok to grannie here. Is it like YouTube, but with short hits?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

Tik Tok is a data-gathering service used by the Chi-Coms. I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (Rl7KJ)

46 30 Who is the heavy set guy supposedly drinking Piere Omidyar's semen?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2021 05:39 PM (poMoX)

Jim Swift. Also you just gave away that you weren't reading the content. And I just gave away that I was reading the content, damnit!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (z5Vrg)

47 So Baldwins claim is the AD committed Suicide By Baldwin?


I'm just an idiot posting comments on a blog, but, Come On, Man!

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (0hbQ6)

48 27 16 If there are aliens out there monitoring our broadcasts to determine if we should be allowed to expand into the greater universe, them seeing one episode of Joy Reid's rantings will be enough for them to either wipe us out entirely or limit us to Earth for the next few millennia.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (Rl7KJ)

Which is an ironclad proof that aliens don't exist.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (z5Vrg)

Actually, I think they showed up as we were doing the Moon missions, and said 'nope, you're too stupid to be out here'.

Which is why we have not gone to either the moon or any other planet... funny we went to the Moon in my Grandfather's Lifetime, but NOT my 32 years Old Son's Lifetime.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (oHd/0)

49 I don't believe that "birth" was real. There is a lot more fluids involved in birth and that baby looked quite dry to me. It's gotta be fake.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (+Kpte)

50 I hope that twink's dog gets hongray enough to eat that twink's ass.

Hole first.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

51 Two words

Texas State Guard

baby

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (K3ZCc)

52 TikTok very like YouTube but mostly shorter videos with no instructive purpose.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (2JoB8)

53 The reindeers proper pronoun us venison. Delicious, pan fried venison.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (sTikV)

54 Why do chicks have all this time to be on social media?

Seriously, how?

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

55 >>>I'm confizzled about the carjacking vid -- why did those two other cvck shitheads run over to help the carjacker??

based on the general scenario, i'm thinking they were on either side of the car, ready to open the doors and take possession of it as their buddy stopped it with the gun. so, they were part of the carjack gang.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (0G13K)

56 Remember that episode of Futurama with the Popplers?

'We taught this lion to be a Vegan!'
*flash to emaciated, mangy lion that gives a weak cough*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (csEWM)

57 "One party control of the entire state."

I believe the Ds still have control of the Virginia state Senate.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (TU8Tj)

58 All of this batshit stuff like "Sudden Adult Death Syndrome" and "post-pandemic stress-disorder induced strokes and heart attacks" that they're pulling out of their ass this week, when combined with the utterly massive media/tech/academic censorship campaign pretty much guarantees that what we're seeing is a coordinated top-down effort to hide what is going on.

Why they're doing it while still pushing the jabs and pushing them more frantically and in larger numbers... that's anyone's guess for now.

And who knows what the powers that be will do if, as seems likely, we're nearing an inflection point in public awareness of the vax safety issues. It'll probably be the elementary age kids dying of strokes and heart attacks that does it.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (HIzXx)

59 Okay somebody explain Tik Tok to grannie here. Is it like YouTube, but with short hits?

i think so, i think it's 15-20 second clips
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (0G13K)


They have TikTok videos on FB, right? My husband watches lots of stuff on FB.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (Ez6QX)

60 Jim Swift's hair....real or purchased?

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (AD3JT)

61 Note: TikTok is owned by China and they regularly mine information from there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (XvPQV)

62 it is now re-confirmed that Republicans have won the Virginia House of Delegates. One party control of the entire state.
_________

Not yet. The state Senate isn't on the ballot until 2022.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 03, 2021 05:43 PM (7X3UV)

63 Vegetarian dog vid is awesome whether real or fake.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 05:43 PM (QqY+m)

64 "54 Why do chicks have all this time to be on social media?

Seriously, how?
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (gmo/4)"

What do you think they're doing behind the wheel?

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 03, 2021 05:43 PM (HIzXx)

65 That guy chuggin the semen...

His double chin has cheeks!
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2021 05:34 PM (guxpf)



More chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:43 PM (yQpMk)

66 >>>60 Jim Swift's hair....real or purchased?

it's like he buys the factory rejects from Frank Luntz's wig shop

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (0G13K)

67 50 I hope that twink's dog gets hongray enough to eat that twink's ass.

Hole first.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (R/m4+)

'I'm hungry enough to eat the ass out of rhinoceros!'
What the hell movie did that come from?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (csEWM)

68 in fairness, that is the best thing to do in a car jacking, better in every way than the driver trying to use his sidearm in some way.

just get the fuck out of there

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (K3ZCc)

69
I'm no doctor, but how does a baby fall outta a lady's ass without her legs spread?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (P1T3x)

70 Woman gives birth, standing up, just outside the hospital entrance. I guess maybe mild content warning?

Posted by: flounder

"Well don't just stand them Hon, now waddle into the clinic."

You just know they still charged her full price.

I don't think those shoes are gonna clean up.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (mD/uy)

71 >> Jim Swift's hair....real or purchased?


Do you think that's an actual wedding ring?

...or a Party Favor he found inside of Bill Kristol?

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (guxpf)

72 >>>I believe the Ds still have control of the Virginia state Senate.


oh darn, thanks for the correction.

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (0G13K)

73 >I'm confizzled about the carjacking vid -- why did those two other cvck shitheads run over to help the carjacker??

based on the general scenario, i'm thinking they were on either side of the car, ready to open the doors and take possession of it as their buddy stopped it with the gun. so, they were part of the carjack gang.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:

Poster may have been confused because they looked white. That's I how I immediately knew this was in Brazil.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (QqY+m)

74 Why do chicks have all this time to be on social media?

Seriously, how?
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (gmo/4)"

What do you think they're doing behind the wheel?

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 03, 2021 05:43 PM (HIzXx)


hahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

75 54 Why do chicks have all this time to be on social media?

Seriously, how?
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

This is why they take so long to get ready. The hair and make-up is just an excuse.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (z5Vrg)

76
Thanks to the efforts of Joe Biden, the oil in Hanukkah candles will be .02 per gallon less this year. We had to sell 50 million gallons of strategic reserve at a huge discount, but there you go you [redacted].

Posted by: Jenn Pskasi at December 03, 2021 05:45 PM (dQvv7)

77 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (z5Vrg)

I don't know who Jim Swift is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2021 05:45 PM (poMoX)

78 Tik-Tok is Pr0n for those who failed at Pr0n.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 03, 2021 05:45 PM (BFigT)

79
Unless she's doing a Full Sumo Squat, no baby is gonna exit her vaginie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 05:45 PM (P1T3x)

80 that "ideology is downstream of physiognomy" line is going to be viral

--

it's almost a perfect predictor

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 03, 2021 05:45 PM (ZZK0E)

81 This is why they take so long to get ready. The hair and make-up is just an excuse.
Posted by: R


it is about showing you who is in charge

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:45 PM (K3ZCc)

82 'I'm hungry enough to eat the ass out of rhinoceros!'
What the hell movie did that come from?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (csEWM)


Apollo 13

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 05:46 PM (gmo/4)

83 I'm no doctor, but how does a baby fall outta a lady's ass without her legs spread?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Honestly? She's leaning way far forward - the important bits are now pretty much behind her.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 05:46 PM (mD/uy)

84 fuck, VA senate owned by the dems? How did that happen.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 03, 2021 05:46 PM (ZZK0E)

85 Isn't that how American Indians gave birth. Squatting and baby falling out?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 05:46 PM (QqY+m)

86 "26 >>>23 Okay somebody explain Tik Tok to grannie here. Is it like YouTube, but with short hits?

i think so, i think it's 15-20 second clips
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (0G13K)"

It's also a very different process for curating and displaying the clips.

You can think of it as automated, algorithm-guided channel-surfing through 15-30 second clips, mostly of young women flinging t&a all over the place.

If you've seen Idiocracy and know what "Ow my balls!" is, you get the general idea of where it's going, with CCP spying tossed on as a bonus.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (HIzXx)

87 Of course there is already the 42nd Ave militia, but something larger might be fun.
Posted by: Diogenes

Watch out! It could be Pantifa has broken into the WA stash of helicopters!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (LITv2)

88 54 Why do chicks have all this time to be on social media?

Seriously, how?
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

Dopamine hits and attention are one hell of a drug addiction and thus "worth" the time. Especially if you're a young woman who is even moderately attractive.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (Rl7KJ)

89 in fairness, that is the best thing to do in a car jacking, better in every way than the driver trying to use his sidearm in some way.

just get the fuck out of there
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (K3ZCc)

#Truth

Everything is a weapon, especially a car

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (XvPQV)

90 >>>84 fuck, VA senate owned by the dems? How did that happen.


apparently that doesn't go up for election until 2023

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (0G13K)

91 From the It really did happen Dept. My Grandmother gave birth to one of my aunt's while harvesting grapes in their vineyard.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (K/KxD)

92
based on the general scenario, i'm thinking they were on either side of the car, ready to open the doors and take possession of it as their buddy stopped it with the gun. so, they were part of the carjack gang.
Posted by: ace


Ah, like the Velociporators in that movie.

Clever thugs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (P1T3x)

93 Apollo 13
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 05:46 PM (gmo/4)

Bill Paxton?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (csEWM)

94 'I'm hungry enough to eat the ass out of rhinoceros!'


Inverted Boneless Rhinoceros Rectum!

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (0hbQ6)

95 I'm starting to have doubts about the usefulness of government education.

----

all those inner city youths rioting for the past decade are feral byproducts of our teacher unions

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (ZZK0E)

96 >>You can think of it as automated, algorithm-guided channel-surfing through 15-30 second clips, mostly of young women flinging t&a all over the place.


nods

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (0G13K)

97 I blame myself. Why, oh, why did I do as she instructed? Why did I trust the armorer? If I weren't so committed to my craft and the process maybe I would have missed her accidentally.

Posted by: Alec B. at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (CTJwJ)

98 I'm confizzled about the carjacking vid -- why did those two other cuck shitheads run over to help the carjacker??
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 05:41 PM (P1T3x)


Pretty sure that this one was on Active Self Protection. The 2 others were with the carjacker. Watch at the beginning and you can see them walking along with the perp on the other side of the street - they were waiting to pounce when the car stopped. In theory. Since IIRC it was Brazil, even if they weren't they'd have run over to shake him down.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (wAnMi)

99 Car jacker dude is pretty much road pizza.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (VwHCD)

100 If I was that lady's neighbor I would throw a deer leg over the fence.

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (Tnijr)

101 Humans are not vegetarians either.
Check out what a vegan has to eat to get enough B12!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (LITv2)

102 I love the whole "my dog is vegetarian by choice!" woke dementia...

It supports the whole "my space cannon wants to shoot your face into the sun by choice!" defense anyone seeing that video wants to make.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (5iUNf)

103 >>>>You can think of it as automated, algorithm-guided channel-surfing through 15-30 second clips, mostly of young women flinging t&a all over the place.


I like T&A.

Especially the Ts.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (guxpf)

104 It's terribly cruel and stupid to try to make your cat or dog into a vegetarian. It's even stupider to claim that they chose that.

Is peanut butter a vegetable?

Posted by: Lonely Liberal Woman at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (+LCoQ)

105 84 fuck, VA senate owned by the dems? How did that happen.

Posted by: Tim Riggins

In 2019 elections--VA Senate is four year terms I believe.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (9hXN1)

106 91 From the It really did happen Dept. My Grandmother gave birth to one of my aunt's while harvesting grapes in their vineyard.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (K/KxD)

Did she put her to work?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (csEWM)

107 If TJM is here, good luck and bon voyage

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (FcPY7)

108 I am so totally into the miracle of birth that I am definitely not going to watch that video. Also, it's supper time.

My sister's water broke on the way to the hospital in her chevy citation. I pity whoever she sold that to.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (XXeDg)

109 37 cent whopper at BK today and tomorrow, if you have the BK App.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

110 I think a dog might survive as a vegetarian but cats are obligate carnivores and would surely die.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (CYnTg)

111 Ahem, it's "Person of Gingerbread", you bigots.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (cSs/W)

112 Re: standing birth.

didn't Monty python make fun of filthy catholic irish like this? Big fat mom doing dishes plops out another kid?

It's the UK pre-Blair invasion version of white people do this but brothers do that because the wasp couple was intrigued that they could sex more than once in their marriage.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (ZZK0E)

113 100 If I was that lady's neighbor I would throw a deer leg over the fence.
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (Tnijr)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (csEWM)

114 I think a dog might survive as a vegetarian but cats are obligate carnivores and would surely die.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (CYnTg)


Yep. They need taurine to live.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)

115 From the It really did happen Dept. My Grandmother gave birth to one of my aunt's while harvesting grapes in their vineyard.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (K/KxD)

Did she put her to work?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (csEWM)

Good thing she was not stomping grapes at the time.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 05:50 PM (SH2Zi)

116 37 cent whopper at BK today and tomorrow, if you have the BK App.
Posted by: G


just say no, those are not good for you

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:50 PM (K3ZCc)

117 oh darn, thanks for the correction.
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (0G13K)

Yeah, they hang on by a thread - 21 to 19 - there.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 05:51 PM (5iUNf)

118 Dogs probably could be argued to be omnivores as they will eat pretty much anything- especially if their owner hands it to them.

'If Boss wants me to eat this- it must be good.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:51 PM (csEWM)

119 Stepping in front of my truck while I was driving and pointing a weapon you better be fast and accurate.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 05:51 PM (2JoB8)

120 OK, I LOLed at the vegetarian dog.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 03, 2021 05:51 PM (sWM8x)

121 Aetius, that particular aunt was always a little slow. I think she must have had a head first landing.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2021 05:51 PM (K/KxD)

122 Good thing she was not stomping grapes at the time.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 05:50 PM (SH2Zi)

Well played. Horrible- but well played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:51 PM (csEWM)

123 From the It really did happen Dept. My Grandmother gave birth to one of my aunt's while harvesting grapes in their vineyard.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (K/KxD)

Did she put her to work?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:48 PM (csEWM)

Aunt a Wine r?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 05:51 PM (oHd/0)

124 > Attention-seeking young woman seeks attention by coming out in front of family

Fred Schneider from the B-52's came out to his mother while she was vacuuming.

Her response was something like "Everybody knows that, Freddie." and continuing on with her vacuuming unfazed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (bW8dp)

125 37 cent whopper at BK today and tomorrow, if you have the BK App.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

37 cents for a whopper.....20 bucks for the shit paper your gonna need over the next 24 hours.

Total = $20.37.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (R/m4+)

126 waiting for someone to watch the Don't Watch vid

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (0G13K)

127 >My dog is a vegetarian by choice

Cue that lion clip from Futurama

*coff*

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (cSs/W)

128 you have to give the veggie girl cred for showing the truth about her dog

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (K3ZCc)

129 in fairness, that is the best thing to do in a car jacking, better in every way than the driver trying to use his sidearm in some way.

just get the fuck out of there
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:44 PM (K3ZCc)

#Truth

Everything is a weapon, especially a car
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (XvPQV)


The Active Self Protection channel on YT is a good one to watch. They give lessons on the right and wrong things to do during car jackings, muggings, robberies etc. It's especially gratifying when the perp takes the pavement temperature challenge. Sometimes skill, sometimes luck - or both. More often than not the perp gets away with it, but they discuss what could have been done differently. And of course, they always say a gun could have changed the outcome.

After watching the channel for a few weeks, you'll start to do things differently. Good habits are just as easy as bad ones.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (wAnMi)

130 I thought meat-eaters didn't have long enough intestines to extract all the nutrients like omnivores do (and presumably veggie-killers).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (Dc2NZ)

131 Inverted Boneless Rhinoceros Rectum!

Our secret is out.

Posted by: Burger King 37¢ Whoppers at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (CTJwJ)

132 Mike Judge's anti- King of the Hill which was called the Goode Family did their dog like that. So the dog was always hungry and therefore hunting down, killing, and eating all the animals in the neighborhood.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 05:53 PM (XXeDg)

133 waiting for someone to watch the Don't Watch vid

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (0G13K)

BTDT. Who knows if it is legit. Once you nearly fumble a newborn - it is amazeballs the velocity with which they pop out - stuff like that is not so shocking.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 05:54 PM (SH2Zi)

134
From the It really did happen Dept. My Grandmother gave birth to one of my aunt's while harvesting grapes in their vineyard.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM


My grandmothers mother died when she was just old enough to realize she had no place to go home to after her mothers funeral. Different 'merica once.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 03, 2021 05:54 PM (dQvv7)

135 The Active Self Protection channel on YT is a good one to watch. They give lessons on the right and wrong things to do during car jackings, muggings, robberies etc. It's especially gratifying when the perp takes the pavement temperature challenge. Sometimes skill, sometimes luck - or both. More often than not the perp gets away with it, but they discuss what could have been done differently. And of course, they always say a gun could have changed the outcome.

After watching the channel for a few weeks, you'll start to do things differently. Good habits are just as easy as bad ones.
Posted by: clutch cargo


just thinking about the sit, in a smart, real way, gives you a big adv over everybody.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:54 PM (K3ZCc)

136 I'm confizzled about the carjacking vid -- why did those two other cuck shitheads run over to help the carjacker??
Posted by: Soothsayer

To steal his gun?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2021 05:54 PM (LITv2)

137
What's this?

Sarah "daughter of a doberman pinscher" Silverman tweeted a pic of sidewalk and said she saw swastikas on her way to get coffee.

They appear to be demarcations for underground Utilities, particularly natural gas.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 05:54 PM (P1T3x)

138 Dogs will eat stuff they find laying in the yard. Then throw it up and eat it again. I guess that's omnivirouist.

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 05:54 PM (Tnijr)

139 The Whopper is 64 years old. I guess it retires next year.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:54 PM (yQpMk)

140 Aetius, that particular aunt was always a little slow. I think she must have had a head first landing.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2021 05:51 PM (K/KxD)


I laughed at this and now feel like a terrible person.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 05:55 PM (Ez6QX)

141 130 I thought meat-eaters didn't have long enough intestines to extract all the nutrients like omnivores do (and presumably veggie-killers)

---

yeah, there's a whole thing. Like cows have 4 stomachs.

you know I used to like PJOrourke and he had a great line about how "grass has the same nutritional value for cows as it does for you, so that's why cows have to eat grass all day long". How else do you build a 1000 pound frame on 100 calories of grass an hour?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 03, 2021 05:55 PM (ZZK0E)

142 Got as far as the Alec Baldwin video. Ace, why they hell did you make me watch that?

What bothers me is that woman in a sleeveless turtleneck. WTF? is it cold only above the shoulderline. It looks so wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 03, 2021 05:55 PM (YMBi3)

143 126 waiting for someone to watch the Don't Watch vid
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (0G13K)

Aha! Despite your pretense of "warning" us not to watch the video, you really hope we watch the video and complain!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 03, 2021 05:56 PM (z5Vrg)

144 Honestly? She's leaning way far forward - the important bits are now pretty much behind her.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 05:46 PM (mD/uy)

I couldn't watch that video, real or not. I saw both my kids born, live and in excruciating color. Not watching that again. Geebus.

Yeah, men blanch at that stuff, but my wife? She just looked at me while she was giving birth like she wished she'd burned my manly bits off when she had had the chance...yikes.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 05:56 PM (5iUNf)

145 Dogs will eat stuff they find laying in the yard. Then throw it up and eat it again. I guess that's omnivirouist.

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 05:54 PM (Tnijr)

Dogs totally don't get the whole virtue-signalling thing.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 05:56 PM (SH2Zi)

146 To steal his gun?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

they were his accomplices, but when the car gave them lemons they decided to make lemonade

Posted by: x at December 03, 2021 05:56 PM (oA+QO)

147 the more embarrassing vid was when vegggie dog girl gave her girlfriend the choice between her and her brother.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:56 PM (K3ZCc)

148 "So this is the one where I say "Don't watch this" and then some of you will watch it and then say "Ace why did you make me watch that?!"

-------------------------

I rate this as "Mostly True"

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 03, 2021 05:56 PM (M+Lyo)

149 Fred Schneider from the B-52's came out to his mother while she was vacuuming.

Her response was something like "Everybody knows that, Freddie." and continuing on with her vacuuming unfazed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (bW8dp)

Went to lunch with him and Kate Pierson. I was guest with my friends . One who was her chiropractor and my boss , the head tennis pro. Fred was gaga over my boss who was straight as an arrow.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 05:56 PM (QqY+m)

150 Jordan61, it is pretty funny.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2021 05:56 PM (K/KxD)

151 "Im confizzled about the carjacking vid -- why did those two other cuck shitheads run over to help the carjacker??
Posted by: Soothsayer
To steal his gun?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron "

They were probably part of the ambush.

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 05:57 PM (Tnijr)

152 AZ deplorable I wouldn't have stolen it as much as shoved it down his throat.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 05:57 PM (2JoB8)

153 147 the more embarrassing vid was when vegggie dog girl gave her girlfriend the choice between her and her brother.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 05:56 PM (K3ZCc)

but that one is on Pron Hub?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 05:57 PM (oHd/0)

154 I couldn't watch that video, real or not. I saw both my kids born, live and in excruciating color.

I watched the first, and caught the second.

I'm ready to solo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:57 PM (yQpMk)

155 Gosh Ace...you do this all day all the time. You must need a vacation .

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 03, 2021 05:58 PM (UvMeP)

156 "I watched the first, and caught the second."

Pop fly?

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

157 Fred from the B-52's is so gay you can hear it in his songs....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 05:59 PM (CYnTg)

158 All these libs make me think we might need to work up an Ol' Number 6.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 05:59 PM (7F9te)

159 My nephmew Maceo (aka Dogbear) - he's a cat - visited the other day. It's the only time he gets any real roaming since he lives in a studio. That dude was attacking every delectable blade of grass he could find and chowing down like a hound. He seemed so happy to patrol such a big space. Being a rescue cat who had suffered abuse and mast cell cancer, i'm really happy for him. He's a lovable boy who throws blinks to his mama and his uncle (me).

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (KAi1n)

160 Carmine dance is pretty cheeks.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (WzJXd)

161 154 I couldn't watch that video, real or not. I saw both my kids born, live and in excruciating color.

I watched the first, and caught the second.

I'm ready to solo.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:57 PM (yQpMk)

I was literally on the other side of the world.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (oHd/0)

162 "Fred from the B-52's is so gay you can hear it in his songs....
Posted by: steevy "

But we never cared and nobody bugged us about it.

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (Tnijr)

163
19 I wonder if WA state has a civilian military force? Woke up this morning at 3:27 with Blackhawks flying over the house. I
Of course there is already the 42nd Ave militia, but something larger might be fun.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2021 05:37 PM (axyOa)


Not to worry. Those are just from the New Afghani Air Force. Joint training exercise with the Seattle National Guard. Which the Afghanis won.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (WFMLs)

164 Here's somebody that needs to be crawling around on the floor looking to see where the rest of her teeth landed:

https://tinyurl.com/ms33nzz9

People desperate for social media likes or acknowledgement or who knows what, but needs to be spending some serious jail time. Just who is she lashing out at? I'd wager her bio has pronouns and lots of hearts and rainbow flags.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 06:01 PM (wAnMi)

165 >>> waiting for someone to watch the Don't Watch vid
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (0G13K)

No. I queued it up. Thought. And closed the tab.

I think the miracle of birth is great. I love women. Having babies is great. I'll be over here not watching.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:01 PM (XXeDg)

166 "I watched the first, and caught the second."

Pop fly?

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

Ground rule double.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:01 PM (SH2Zi)

167 Well. It's much more difficult to get out of a bad situation when you're trapped in traffic or cornered in a parking lot.

But. Quick thinking and situational awareness can help to avoid things before they get to that point.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2021 06:01 PM (BOZsl)

168 109 37 cent whopper at BK today and tomorrow, if you have the BK App.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

-----------

I always liked BK, but there aren't any around here anymore. Last one closed maybe 3 or 4 years ago. Oddly enough, whoever bought the property tore it down and built a McDonald's, and they left the rusted-out Burger King sign standing until just before they opened. Like Ronald wanted to rub his balls on the King's face just a little bit.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 03, 2021 06:01 PM (lNHqD)

169
I couldn't watch that video, real or not. I saw both my kids born, live and in excruciating color.

//// I watched the first, and caught the second.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:57 PM


Yeah, but it's such a 'bonding experience' - said no male with a T count north of zero.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 03, 2021 06:02 PM (dQvv7)

170 He's a lovable boy who throws blinks to his mama and his uncle (me).
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (KAi1n)

Very nice story, SFGoth. There should be much more of that! Congrats.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 06:02 PM (5iUNf)

171 Fred was gaga over my boss who was straight as an arrow.
Posted by: Just a side note

You're friend had that good, good stuff?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2021 06:02 PM (mD/uy)

172 I was literally on the other side of the world.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (oHd/0)


Hubs missed our son being born.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 06:02 PM (Ez6QX)

173 Yeah, but it's such a 'bonding experience' - said no male with a T count north of zero.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 03, 2021 06:02 PM (dQvv7)



It's no worst than dressing a deer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

174 "Fred from the B-52's is so gay you can hear it in his songs....
Posted by: steevy "

But we never cared and nobody bugged us about it.
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (Tnijr)


His story was he was all anxious and worried about "coming out" to his mother. So, she's vacuuming and he says "mom, I'm gay" and she doesn't miss a beat and just says "I know" as she continues vacuuming.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 06:03 PM (wAnMi)

175
Everything is a weapon, especially a car
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 05:47 PM (XvPQV)


A 4200 lb mid-size car going 20 mph generates over 56,000 foot-lbs of energy. A standard 45 Auto round generates 355 foot-lbs.

There are certainly some practical limitations to your Lexus as an improvised weapon, but math doesn't lie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2021 06:03 PM (n+4am)

176 I watched the first, and caught the second.

I'm ready to solo.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 05:57 PM (yQpMk)


Well, first you have to get IFR, wear one of those goofy blinders and bring a baby in just on instruments.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:03 PM (XXeDg)

177 139 The Whopper is 64 years old. I guess it retires next year.

will you still need me
will you still eat me
when i'm 64

Posted by: The Whopper at December 03, 2021 06:04 PM (sGtp+)

178 WA apparently does have a State Guard.

It's 80 guys and Inslee is the CiC...so not a lot of fucking utility there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 06:05 PM (XvPQV)

179 Her response was something like "Everybody knows that, Freddie." and continuing on with her vacuuming unfazed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2021 05:52 PM (bW8dp)


Whoops! Should have scrolled up!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 06:05 PM (wAnMi)

180 Somehow I don't think the Impossible Whopper will last as long....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 06:05 PM (CYnTg)

181 Apparently Mumps cases are increasing in vaccinated people now...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 06:06 PM (CYnTg)

182 BK isn't as good as it used to be, at least here, but $12.99 for 3 Whoppers, 3 regular fries, and 3 cheeseburgers is a steal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

183 >>> "Fred from the B-52's is so gay you can hear it in his songs....
Posted by: steevy "

But we never cared and nobody bugged us about it.
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (Tnijr)

as big as a whale

Five words said in the gayest fashion possible. If I ever heard some straight dude sing this I'd probably involuntarily sashay up and slap them.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:07 PM (XXeDg)

184 Somehow I don't think the Impossible Whopper will last as long....
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 06:05 PM (CYnTg)

Yeah, just listen to five minutes of Psaki's schtick and that'll disabuse of that notion...

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 06:07 PM (5iUNf)

185
Aren't we way overdue for kellyanne conway's cuck or brat to say something sickening on twitter?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:07 PM (P1T3x)

186 One of my guilty pleasure Christmas albums is Fred Schneider & the Superions, it's truly awful and funny. The ex hated it, so more reason to like it.

Crummy Christmas Tree
https://youtu.be/3yaCYIKwavY

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 06:07 PM (wAnMi)

187 I'd probably involuntarily sashay up and slap them.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:07 PM (XXeDg)

lol, but what f'd said. Nobody cared.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:08 PM (SH2Zi)

188 Ace: "So this next one is the one where I say 'Don't watch this' and then some of you will watch it and then say 'Ace why did you make me watch that?!'"

Dude. Dude!

C'mon. Rickroll me, but don't do that to me!

I'll probably have to consider cancelling my AoSHQ Platinum Plan now.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:08 PM (aXxgO)

189
How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?

Posted by: YIKES! at December 03, 2021 06:09 PM (t6XCL)

190
Wait, what?
Why am I just hearing about this now?

They have a video of justin smollett and the nigerian brothers doing a "rehearsal" of their hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:09 PM (P1T3x)

191 My "whopper" how you say... never disappoints the lady.

Posted by: The Paleo at December 03, 2021 06:10 PM (BFigT)

192 It's terribly cruel and stupid to try to make your cat or dog into a vegetarian. It's even stupider to claim that they chose that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (poMoX)

Dogs are omnivores and could survive it.

Cats are obligate carnivores and it will kill them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:10 PM (eoQWY)

193 How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?
Posted by: YIKES!

The looong and winding road ...

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 03, 2021 06:10 PM (FcPY7)

194
Yeah, but it's such a 'bonding experience' - said no male with a T count north of zero.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 03, 2021 06:02 PM (dQvv7)


It's no worst than dressing a deer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 06:03 PM


No shit real, true. My wifes OBGYN dude showed up plastered for her delivery. I can - due to a bit of a minor issue myself - smell booze from well across the room and he was tanked. He faceplants in the delivery room, then offers to re-virginize her for a nominal fee while fishing around in the afterbirth pan. Said he had plenty in here to work from.

I skipped on birth number two, which was with a decidedly more upscale hospital and Dr.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 03, 2021 06:10 PM (dQvv7)

195 hello horde and grateful today is friday. need some liquid refreshment in the form of whiskey.

Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 03, 2021 06:10 PM (6bIQL)

196 Hardest part of delivery was watching them lay into the wife's uterus like they were folding a wall tent, because she was bleeding out and not able to get an IV in her deflated veins. It was surreal. Extreme joy-horror-relief in the span of about ten minutes.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:10 PM (SH2Zi)

197 195 hello horde and grateful today is friday. need some liquid refreshment in the form of whiskey.
Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 03, 2021 06:10 PM (6bIQL)

Buffalo Trace is on the table.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 03, 2021 06:12 PM (XvPQV)

198 that last video you would think would be a joke, but the way she reacts...., but then she still posted it. I guess its a law that if you filmed yourself you must post.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2021 06:12 PM (r5BVk)

199 >>> lol, but what f'd said. Nobody cared.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:08 PM (SH2Zi)


It's true. The left needs all these tribes hating on each other. But, don't mess with kids, don't shove your weird in my face, I'm good. Pretty simple. It would be really hard to f up that kind of civilian contract. Yet here we are.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:12 PM (XXeDg)

200 Psaki has mastered the skill of saying "Humina humina humina" using more wind and syllables than even Ralph Kramden. Just word salads of mush occasionally interrupted by circling back.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:12 PM (aXxgO)

201
based on the general scenario, i'm thinking they were on either side of the car, ready to open the doors and take possession of it as their buddy stopped it with the gun. so, they were part of the carjack gang.
Posted by: ace

Ah, like the Velociporators in that movie.

Clever thugs.
Posted by: Soothsayer


^

eh? eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:13 PM (P1T3x)

202 185
Aren't we way overdue for kellyanne conway's cuck or brat to say something sickening on twitter?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:07 PM (P1T3x)

I always thought Kellyanne Conway was hot.
I still think she's hot.

My God, what's wrong with me?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 03, 2021 06:13 PM (lNHqD)

203 It takes two hands to handle a whopper!

Posted by: Kamela Harris at December 03, 2021 06:14 PM (a4EWo)

204 >>> Psaki has mastered the skill of saying "Humina humina humina" using more wind and syllables than even Ralph Kramden. Just word salads of mush occasionally interrupted by circling back.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:12 PM (aXxgO)


They could do it like those strip newscasts in russia. Psaki just starts stripping as she answers questions.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:14 PM (XXeDg)

205 How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?
Posted by: YIKES!


Bad moon rising?

Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 06:15 PM (r1z5A)

206 Neice's husband picked up a deer this year that had been hit on the road, he said it expired because it broke several ribs in the impact and the broken ends cut the aorta, causing it to bleed out internally almost at once.

Carjacker made me think of that.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 06:15 PM (ZMraq)

207 you know I used to like PJOrourke and he had a great line about how "grass has the same nutritional value for cows as it does for you, so that's why cows have to eat grass all day long". How else do you build a 1000 pound frame on 100 calories of grass an hour?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 03, 2021 05:55 PM (ZZK0E)

The secret cud-chewers mammals found was to bring the mass up from the stomach and chew it again. Plus lots of chemical processing from bacteria.

Birds, and Dinos and lizards eat hard rocks in gizzards to allow them to chew and chew forever without wearing out teeth. Just spit up the rocks and eat a new set.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:15 PM (eoQWY)

208 i watched that bit ace linked with those scrunts on the view. seriously the bottom of hell is reserved for these types of people. fucking goebbals hisself couldn't have made a better spew of propaganda.

i'll give it to the shitlibs- when it comes to defending their own, they circle the fuckin wagons.

as for our side? i know reagan's rule, but at this stage, that ship sailed and struck the berg. lauren boebert is the latest example. she should have doubled down on her joke about omar and then hit her with "so why did you funnel money illegally to your new husband's pr firm that was contracted to you?" but i guess i think too much outside the para-diggim.

Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 03, 2021 06:15 PM (6bIQL)

209 Michigan School Shooting: Authorities Have Issued A Fugitive Warrant For The Parents Of Ethan Crumbley
Prosecutors have charged the parents of a suspect in a deadly Michigan school shooting with involuntary manslaughter.

Authorities have issued a fugitive warrant for James and Jennifer Crumbley, who are accused of ignoring warning signs before the gun rampage.

Ethan Crumbley, 15, is accused of using his father's gun to shoot classmates in Oxford, about 35 miles (60 km) north of Detroit, this week.

He has pleaded not guilty on multiple charges including terrorism.

James and Jennifer Crumbley are facing four counts each.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 06:15 PM (UHVv4)

210 YIKES!: "How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?"

Because they're guaranteed to stink.



*boomtiss* And, try the veal!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:16 PM (aXxgO)

211 56 Remember that episode of Futurama with the Popplers?

'We taught this lion to be a Vegan!'
*flash to emaciated, mangy lion that gives a weak cough*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 03, 2021 05:42 PM (csEWM)


Several years ago, some shithead who goes by "Vegan Gains" on GoolagTube damn near starved his dog to death by putting him onto a vegan diet. IIRC, his girlfriend/wife finally stepped up and got him to stop thereby saving the doggie's life.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 03, 2021 06:16 PM (DTX3h)

212 "But we never cared and nobody bugged us about it."
Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (Tnijr)

There was a over representation of LGBT music artists in the late 70 up to whenever, nobody cares. Back in the day I was surprised to find out Anne Lennox wasn't a lesbian.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 03, 2021 06:16 PM (4thlk)

213 Even though you warned us Ace, that one is still your fault.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2021 06:16 PM (r5BVk)

214 Pennsyltucky, nothing wrong with you. Personal tastes vary. But Kellyanne has nice droopy bedroom eyes, and last I saw, the bod is very much in the serviceable category for her age. And brainz are a factor.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2021 06:16 PM (OTzUX)

215 >Hardest part of delivery was watching them lay into the wife's uterus like they were folding a wall tent, because she was bleeding out and not able to get an IV in her deflated veins. It was surreal. Extreme joy-horror-relief in the span of about ten minutes.
Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:10 PM (SH2Zi)

Yeah dude, my wife about bled out after delivering our first, and I got woozy from watching all of that shit. They had like a flying nurse team rush in there to suture the wife up and stabilize her, and one of them is asking me if I'm doing ok. I probably was white as a ghost, and that's the only time in my life I felt like passing out in a situation like that, but I was still like "don't worry about me, tend to her!"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 06:17 PM (cSs/W)

216 How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?
Posted by: YIKES!

The looong and winding road ...
Posted by: vmom

I just can't see it..

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 03, 2021 06:17 PM (LITv2)

217 How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?
Posted by: YIKES! at December 03, 2021 06:09 PM (t6XCL)

Relax by Freddie Goes to Hollywood

Posted by: Just a side note at December 03, 2021 06:17 PM (QqY+m)

218 Aren't we way overdue for kellyanne conway's cuck or brat to say something sickening on twitter?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:07 PM (P1T3x)
\
Post trump I guess those operatives are no longer active.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

219 >>>How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?

Butthole Surfers - Who Was in My Room Last Night

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:17 PM (SH2Zi)

220
Remember "major" hassan and Ft Hood?

Not charged with "terrorism," was he?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:17 PM (P1T3x)

221 How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?
Posted by: YIKES!

Bad moon rising?
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 06:15 PM (r1z5A)


The Ballad of Lemmiwinks

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2021 06:18 PM (ZMraq)

222 meh, BK is now globosoy as far as I'm concerned. Get burger fi, shake shack or 5 guys.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 03, 2021 06:18 PM (ZZK0E)

223 James and Jennifer Crumbley are facing four counts each.

.....

Parents have no say in your education.

They shouldn't be held responsible. The school system that raised the child should be.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 06:18 PM (7F9te)

224 189
How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?

Posted by: YIKES! at December 03, 2021 06:09 PM (t6XCL)
------------------

There's a room of shadows that gets so dark, brother, it's easy for two people to lose each other, in this tunnel of love...

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at December 03, 2021 06:18 PM (lNHqD)

225 As far as a dog's diet, there is actually too much nonprotein in a lot of dog's food as it is. You have to be real particular and willing to pay a bit more to get higher quality food that isn't full of a bunch of rice and other filler grains.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:18 PM (XXeDg)

226 didn't we just have a school shooting where a young man of color shot up a school and then was let out...on a bond. and then there was a welcome home party for him?

or am i remembering something else from another timeline?

Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 03, 2021 06:18 PM (6bIQL)

227 The View is idiots. The View's audience - gullible, box-wine-addled idiots. They all vote.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 06:18 PM (II3Gr)

228 "How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?"

Back Door Man

Posted by: f'd at December 03, 2021 06:18 PM (Tnijr)

229 Do you recall yesterday when the Dems were bragging about finally cracking down on organized Covid-looting??

L.A. Arrests 14 For 'Mass Looting,' But Lets All Of Them Go
Officials in Los Angeles announced Thursday with great fanfare that they had made 14 arrests in connection with recent "mass looting" events in the city -- but all fourteen have since been released from jail, either with or without posting bail.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 06:19 PM (UHVv4)

230 I probably was white as a ghost, and that's the only time in my life I felt like passing out in a situation like that, but I was still like "don't worry about me, tend to her!"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 06:17 PM (cSs/W)

I didn't pass out, but it is all a literal blur. Second kid's circumcision got me though.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:19 PM (SH2Zi)

231 Tunnel Of Love

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at December 03, 2021 06:19 PM (Tnijr)

232 172 I was literally on the other side of the world.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 06:00 PM (oHd/0)

Hubs missed our son being born.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 03, 2021 06:02 PM (Ez6QX)

My Twins were born while I was searching a Merchant Ship outside the Persian Gulf during a Desert Storm boarding op.

Still got the ballcap I was wearing. And Yes, I WAS wearing it backwards....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 06:19 PM (oHd/0)

233 KAC looks like she went through 9 rounds with Holyfield during his peak.

Posted by: Good grief at December 03, 2021 06:19 PM (/n1y/)

234 James and Jennifer Crumbley are facing four counts each.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)


Why? The SUV guy had already cycled out of the news.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 06:19 PM (r1z5A)

235 "'I'm hungry enough to eat the ass out of rhinoceros!'"

Band of Brothers - I'm sure it's been posted already, but I was taking a poop and, so, late to the party.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 06:19 PM (KAi1n)

236 You can often tell by how healthy your dog's fur is as to the degree of real proteins and animal-based fats in your dog's food.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:20 PM (XXeDg)

237
The View is idiots. The View's audience - gullible, box-wine-addled idiots. They all vote.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 06:18 PM


Yeah, they all vote. Two, three, four times based on the last election.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 03, 2021 06:20 PM (dQvv7)

238 Gov't school grooming pedos not giving up in Virginia:

"Books Including Adult Sex With Minors Back In Virginia School Library"

https://tinyurl.com/2p8bhpea

Posted by: lizabth at December 03, 2021 06:20 PM (L3Rsz)

239 Band of Brothers - I'm sure it's been posted already, but I was taking a poop and, so, late to the party.

Shit, it's Apollo 13. Ugh.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 06:20 PM (KAi1n)

240 "How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?"
---

Underworld, "Dark and long":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJEUwJ9lKlc

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 06:21 PM (Dc2NZ)

241 It's called "multi-tasking."

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 03, 2021 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

242 L.A. Arrests 14 For 'Mass Looting,' But Lets All Of Them Go

.....

If only they'd been white, elderly, and on a scooter, they'd have been executed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 06:21 PM (7F9te)

243 Kellyanne is still a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 03, 2021 06:22 PM (ufFY8)

244 Post trump I guess those operatives are no longer active.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

Right now on MSN default news page, there are FOUR anti Trump stories... NOTHING at all having to do with Biden.

Still living in their heads, rent free.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 06:22 PM (oHd/0)

245
Gov't school grooming pedos not giving up in Virginia:

"Books Including Adult Sex With Minors Back In Virginia School Library"

https://tinyurl.com/2p8bhpea
Posted by: lizabth


I have zero confidence in Glenn Youngkin, too. I think he's a fraud and a fake.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:22 PM (P1T3x)

246 L.A. Arrests 14 For 'Mass Looting,' But Lets All Of Them Go
Officials in Los Angeles announced Thursday with great fanfare that they had made 14 arrests in connection with recent "mass looting" events in the city -- but all fourteen have since been released from jail, either with or without posting bail.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 06:19 PM (UHVv4)

good. i hope those pillaging savages continue unabated. let the crushing of big box stores and the lamentations of the wino karens who voted for these soros district attorneys commence.

Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 03, 2021 06:22 PM (6bIQL)

247 241 It's called "multi-tasking."
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 03, 2021 06:21 PM (vkS2Z)

Drinking box wine, popping Xanax and fucking the pool boy all at once. Yep, women definitely dominate this field!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 06:22 PM (II3Gr)

248 Having hot chocolate now but thinking scotch later

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 06:23 PM (2JoB8)

249 I have zero confidence in Glenn Youngkin, too. I think he's a fraud and a fake.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:22 PM (P1T3x)

Yep.

Posted by: Good grief at December 03, 2021 06:23 PM (/n1y/)

250 women definitely dominate this field!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 06:22 PM (II3Gr)

LOL

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 03, 2021 06:23 PM (ufFY8)

251 >>didn't we just have a school shooting where a young man of color shot up a school and then was let out...on a bond. and then there was a welcome home party for him?

In Texas no less.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2021 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

252 Gov't school grooming pedos not giving up in Virginia:

"Books Including Adult Sex With Minors Back In Virginia School Library"

https://tinyurl.com/2p8bhpea
Posted by: lizabth at December 03, 2021 06:20 PM (L3Rsz)

My Junior High Library had the entire Gor Series... I really don't think they knew what the heck they were.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 06:23 PM (oHd/0)

253 "Dark and long":

This better not be a pronhub link in disguise...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 06:24 PM (II3Gr)

254
There's absolutely no reason to incarcerate looters prior to the 2020 or 2024 election. Some lessons need to be learned good and hard.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 03, 2021 06:24 PM (dQvv7)

255 It's terribly cruel and stupid to try to make your cat or dog into a vegetarian. It's even stupider to claim that they chose that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2021 05:38 PM (poMoX)

Dogs are omnivores and could survive it.

Cats are obligate carnivores and it will kill them.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:10 PM (eoQWY)


Dogs can survive - but not very well. There was a huge movement in berserkeley a few years back with vegan hippy ladies killing their cats. I think it was kicked off by one crazy lady "expert" who was doing an information series. She'd perfected a varied vegan diet for her cat, and of course Dunning-Kruger effect beans and rice are the perfect protein, so here's my recipe... tastes just like chicken! If I knew what chicken tasted like.

Until it was "my cat is going blind! Now she can't walk, she's only 3 years old, what's happening? Global warming?!?" I think the posts are still up - but she knew better than any of the vets or concerned owners weighing in. Like socialism, she just didn't do it right the first time!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 06:24 PM (wAnMi)

256 clutch cargo: Here's somebody that needs to be crawling around on the floor looking to see where the rest of her teeth landed:

https://tinyurl.com/ms33nzz9


Yeah, I hope the store/chain gets to review this high-def video and snags her ass. She's clearly disturbed and needs some prison.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:25 PM (aXxgO)

257 I made a "lasagna" using leftover turkey, gravy, sweet potatoes, stuffing, and cranberry sauce mixed into the ricotta cheese. The recipe also called for shredded brussels sprouts but that is a bridge too far.

I'm sure it's an unholy abomination but I will try it tomorrow.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 06:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

258 * adds embutthurted to dictionary *

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 06:25 PM (vrYHn)

259
I'm hearing Alex Baldwin brought up Trump during his informercial with ABC fake news.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:25 PM (P1T3x)

260 Who da fuk is Jim Swift?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 06:25 PM (yrol0)

261 Someone should go into the ginger person store with a piping bag full of icing and solve that mystery.

Posted by: Javems at December 03, 2021 06:26 PM (AmoqO)

262 OK, I didn't get the coming out party video, twice can't make out what she/zhe/he said.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 06:26 PM (2JoB8)

263 Who da fuk is Jim Swift?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 06:25 PM (yrol0)


The flex seal guy? I don't know.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2021 06:26 PM (gmo/4)

264 L.A. Arrests 14 For 'Mass Looting,' But Lets All Of Them Go
Officials in Los Angeles announced Thursday with great fanfare that they had made 14 arrests in connection with recent "mass looting" events in the city -- but all fourteen have since been released from jail, either with or without posting bail.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 06:19 PM (UHVv4)

Put hand grenades ring on their neck that goes off if they leave a store with stolen merch.

PROB OVER

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 06:27 PM (yrol0)

265 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 06:24 PM (wAnMi)
---

Some crazy lady wrote a book entitled "The Natural Cat" and claimed her cat went vegan.

That's just asking for your cat to eat your face while you're out cold.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

266 * adds embutthurted to dictionary *
Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 06:25 PM (vrYHn)
-----------
So cromulent.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 06:27 PM (AlkyK)

267 262 OK, I didn't get the coming out party video, twice can't make out what she/zhe/he said.
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 06:26 PM (2JoB

Announced she's a lesbian lesbian who's a lesbian, a big fat gay lesbian. Nobody at the table gave a single fuck and continued with their dinner.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 06:27 PM (II3Gr)

268 How come their aren't any songs about colonoscopies?


Big Bottoms

Posted by: Spinal Tap at December 03, 2021 06:27 PM (0hbQ6)

269 Evening, 'rons. I don't know if anyone mentioned this yet, but someone released a video from inside an Australian camps. https://tinyurl.com/229zeds9

This angers me so much. And it's been an angry kind of day. My cousins sharing an Oxford student (Phoebe) off the ventilator and able to sit up was immediately followed by learning the Crumbley parents are on the lam.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - now with extra holiday naughtiness! at December 03, 2021 06:28 PM (/+bwe)

270 * adds embutthurted to dictionary *

Posted by: Sock Monkey * jus a pohr wayfarin stranger at December 03, 2021 06:25 PM (vrYHn)

Don't forget embuttered for Stetler's date night.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:28 PM (SH2Zi)

271 Attention-seeking young woman seeks attention by coming out in front of family, fails to attract the attention she seeks.

Only mom is proud.

And Stacy Abrams is the early favorite. She is the incumbent after all.

Posted by: Golfman at December 03, 2021 06:28 PM (GRq+Q)

272 I made a "lasagna" using leftover turkey, gravy, sweet potatoes, stuffing, and cranberry sauce mixed into the ricotta cheese.

I'd sub cream cheese and not call it lasagna. Bread it and deep fry it and its a new KFC offering

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 06:28 PM (KZzsI)

273 Some crazy lady wrote a book entitled "The Natural Cat" and claimed her cat went vegan.

That's just asking for your cat to eat your face while you're out cold.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

seen crime scene photos of people eaten by their cats. make no mistake my friends, the kittehs- when watching you, are really willing you to die so they can eat you. these things are like mini saber toothed tigers. beware!

Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (6bIQL)

274 256 clutch cargo: Here's somebody that needs to be crawling around on the floor looking to see where the rest of her teeth landed:

https://tinyurl.com/ms33nzz9

Yeah, I hope the store/chain gets to review this high-def video and snags her ass. She's clearly disturbed and needs some prison.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:25 PM (aXxgO)


Someone is filming that. They are liable as well.

Posted by: Javems at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (AmoqO)

275 15 >>He looks like Newt Gingrich if Newt Gingrich let himself go for a year.


Would. Not. Hit.
Posted by: Ambassador Callista Gingritch at December 03, 2021 05:36 PM (guxpf)

Fun fact: Newt Gingrich supported Prop 47 in California, ahead of the referendum. He thought it would help solve the prison population problem.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (M1I8I)

276 The shooter's parents are fugitives? Almost funny. What idiots.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (OTzUX)

277 "Woman gives birth..."

Another Python Prophecy.

Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (taPSh)

278 Post trump I guess those operatives are no longer active.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

Right now on MSN default news page, there are FOUR anti Trump stories... NOTHING at all having to do with Biden.

Still living in their heads, rent free.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 06:22 PM (oHd/0)

Yes, but making Kelly Ann twitch has no utility for them.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (eoQWY)

279 OK, I didn't get the coming out party video, twice can't make out what she/zhe/he said.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 06:26 PM (2JoB

"I am a big, fat, woman loving, box-slurping, rug-munching lesbian."

*single clap*

*crickets*

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (SH2Zi)

280 Insomniac thanks

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (2JoB8)

281 Who da fuk is Jim Swift?

Posted by: r


he is the guy that wrote a book suggesting that you should eat irish babies or something

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 06:30 PM (K3ZCc)

282 Announced she's a lesbian lesbian who's a lesbian, a big fat gay lesbian. Nobody at the table gave a single fuck and continued with their dinner.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 03, 2021 06:27 PM (II3Gr)

lesbians transsexuals women and real women cannot exist in the same timeline.

Ones got to go!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 06:30 PM (yrol0)

283 >>> I made a "lasagna" using leftover turkey, gravy, sweet potatoes, stuffing, and cranberry sauce mixed into the ricotta cheese.

I'd sub cream cheese and not call it lasagna. Bread it and deep fry it and its a new KFC offering
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 06:28 PM (KZzsI)


Better yet, use it all to make a vast and historically accurate revolutionary war diorama in your living room.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:30 PM (XXeDg)

284 The kindergarten teacher made me want to hurt someone. But Bonnie the "vegetarian" dog made it all batter!!

Posted by: Texican ette at December 03, 2021 06:30 PM (+Gdib)

285
I'm pretty sure this is the worst Food Thread ever.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 03, 2021 06:31 PM (dQvv7)

286 Until it was "my cat is going blind! Now she can't walk, she's only 3 years old, what's happening? Global warming?!?" I think the posts are still up - but she knew better than any of the vets or concerned owners weighing in. Like socialism, she just didn't do it right the first time!
Posted by: clutch cargo

RUFKM??? She should be in prison for that.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 06:31 PM (KAi1n)

287 Agreed. $2.80 is ridiculous for a cookie!

Posted by: Weasel at December 03, 2021 06:31 PM (0IeYL)

288 No songs about colonoscopys?
https://youtu.be/U8lObCTw7Sw

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at December 03, 2021 06:31 PM (mUjU3)

289 You can often tell by how healthy your dog's fur is as to the degree of real proteins and animal-based fats in your dog's food.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:20 PM (XXeDg)


My girls loved salmon, of course I'd give them fish oil supplements if I couldn't give them fresh salmon. I think because they were Irish. People used to freak out at how soft their coats were - Cavaliers already have an advantage.

I'm hoping for a puppy from the breeder soon (fingers crossed) and will need to figure out the diet before hand. The girls had raw diet until they got older, and I think it was just a bit too much for their systems. Whatever I decide it's got to be something I can get easily and consistently. There's certainly no shortage of quality dog food, just deciding what. When one of my girls was dying of stomach cancer, I just made her food - which really might be the best way to go. It's just a matter of getting into the habit and sourcing the ingredients consistently.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 06:31 PM (wAnMi)

290 This thread has no place good to go.

Posted by: Infidel at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (qpolg)

291 Kid uses dad's handgun = involuntary manslaughter
Baldwin fatally shoots someone = the handgun and armourer did it not me.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (UHVv4)

292 Better yet, use it all to make a vast and historically accurate revolutionary war diorama in your living room.


Moooooommm! Dad's making Bunker Hill with the mashed potatoes again!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (KZzsI)

293 The liberal butt wipe The Hill has their usual thoughtless junior high school essay out tonight: "GOP infighting takes stupid to a whole new level!" squeals a couple of Hill editors whose maturity level peaked at 13.

You'll never hear The Hill (God in Heaven, I that that pompous name) complain about the absolutely ludicrous infight and back biting in the other party, because, whose going to buy them Titos at the Capitol Hill Bar & Grille on Thursday night? The Hill is less organized and less thoughtfully mature than a high school newsletter - what a freaking culturally and politically unaware embarrassment.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (5iUNf)

294 Insomniac: "Announced she's a lesbian lesbian who's a lesbian, a big fat gay lesbian. Nobody at the table gave a single fuck and continued with their dinner."

Kinda think they were trying to process the spectacle they just witnessed. Did they care? Kinda looked like they cared. As in, "Oh, that's just great. Now we have to deal with this sh*t from now on."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

295 Better yet, use it all to make a vast and historically accurate revolutionary war diorama in your living room.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:30 PM (XXeDg)
--

"Washington Crossing the Streams"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

296 he is the guy that wrote a book suggesting that you should eat irish babies or something
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 06:30 PM (K3ZCc)

That was J Swift

Also wrote about scientist making rocks softer than feathers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (yrol0)

297 200 Psaki has mastered the skill of saying "Humina humina humina" using more wind and syllables than even Ralph Kramden. Just word salads of mush occasionally interrupted by circling back.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:12 PM (aXxgO)


Today on the JoeMika show on MSNBC, Psaki said something that contradicted her own Standard Operating Procedure and her boss's SOP. She said she learned from the Prez that people don't care about statistics, they care about what they are personally experiencing (gosh, ground-breaking political thinking there, Joe).

But Stupid Joe and Jenny herself lead-off every economic, jobs, and COVID speech or press conference with a blizzard of statistics they use to prove everything is going fantastically super good, even though "the folks" may not see it that way.

These execrable people are nothing more than clowns babbling "humina humina humina" with a straight face.

Posted by: Gref at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (AMIL/)

298 seen crime scene photos of people eaten by their cats. make no mistake my friends, the kittehs- when watching you, are really willing you to die so they can eat you. these things are like mini saber toothed tigers. beware!
Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (6bIQL)

Thats why we like them. 18 switchblade knives each, teeth that in the smallest kitten can puncture to the bone, ninja skills, and gives no f**s about sucking up to critters that outweigh them 10-20 to one.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

299 Fred from the B-52's is so gay you can hear it in his songs....
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2021 05:59 PM (CYnTg)

I always liked Fred and the B-52's.

They were going to call themselves the MIG-21's but changed their minds.

I think everyone in the band ended up gay except the drummer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 03, 2021 06:33 PM (R/m4+)

300 My Junior High Library had the entire Gor Series... I really don't think they knew what the heck they were.
Posted by: Romeo13

Had to look that up. Patriarchal, and probably supremacist.

Posted by: lizabth at December 03, 2021 06:33 PM (L3Rsz)

301 Meh. GOP is garbage.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2021 06:33 PM (OTzUX)

302 Moooooommm! Dad's making Bunker Hill with the mashed potatoes again!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (KZzsI)
-----------
Dad: Son, you know that the battle site was actually Breed's Hill. Be better.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 03, 2021 06:34 PM (AlkyK)

303 Ugh, more covid songs by untalented cultists.

Her "flow" would have been risible in 1988.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (Bmy3R)

304 I made a "lasagna" using leftover turkey, gravy, sweet potatoes, stuffing, and cranberry sauce mixed into the ricotta cheese.


i believe this is referred to as squanto's seven layer dip

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (K3ZCc)

305 Insomniac: "Announced she's a lesbian lesbian who's a lesbian, a big fat gay lesbian. Nobody at the table gave a single fuck and continued with their dinner."

Kinda think they were trying to process the spectacle they just witnessed. Did they care? Kinda looked like they cared. As in, "Oh, that's just great. Now we have to deal with this sh*t from now on."
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

Sounds like the girl was lying, to them or to themselves. Its one thing to prefer women, but to denegrate your lifestyle in your coming out suggest this was done just to bait them.

Ignoring it is proper.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (eoQWY)

306 Sous-vide rhino asshole = two weeks [makes chef's 'Mmm, perfect" hand-mouth sign.]

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (UHVv4)

307 Kid uses dad's handgun = involuntary manslaughter
Baldwin fatally shoots someone = the handgun and armourer did it not me.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 03, 2021 06:32 PM (UHVv4)

......

Or, more to the point...

Parents ignore warning signs = involuntary manslaughter

School ignores warning signs = not a f*cking thing

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (7F9te)

308 300 My Junior High Library had the entire Gor Series... I really don't think they knew what the heck they were.
Posted by: Romeo13

Had to look that up. Patriarchal, and probably supremacist.
Posted by: lizabth at December 03, 2021 06:33 PM (L3Rsz)

Try Medieval Sex Slavery... both male and female. With Swords and riding on flying reptiles.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (oHd/0)

309 Fred from the B-52's is so gay you can hear it in his songs

Yeah there's a kind of homosexual that's just hilarious to be around like Paul Lynde, most people shrug at that. Its the I'm gay, did you know I'm gay? I love penis! *breaks into song about loving being gay" homosexual that people don't care for. That and the cartoon gay that acts fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hat all the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

310
The only way this evening is spared is if Ace posts a Gainzzz thread where he admits to gaining 15 pounds over the holidays.

So I can point and laugh at only gaining 10.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (dQvv7)

311 Javems: "Someone is filming that. They are liable as well."

Yep. And I approve their high quality production. Great evidence in court for prosecution.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (aXxgO)

312 The GOP are tits on a boar.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2021 06:36 PM (K/KxD)

313 RUFKM??? She should be in prison for that.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 06:31 PM (KAi1n)


Dead serious. I'm kicked off twatter, so no idea who it was now - but I first saw it when somebody else posted towards the beginning of "the experiment" what she was doing with pretty much the same reaction you had. As usual, half of twatter thought it was brave and stunning and that'll show the man! And the other half were pleading for the cat's life. The worst part was there were loads of people following her directions to the letter, and saying how much "brighter his eyes look!" and "coat is so sleek and shiny!".

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 03, 2021 06:36 PM (wAnMi)

314 Sounds like the girl was lying, to them or to themselves. Its one thing to prefer women, but to denegrate your lifestyle in your coming out suggest this was done just to bait them.

Ignoring it is proper.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:35 PM (eoQWY)

Sounds like a cornfused girl going through a box-munching phase, there with her girlfriend. The reaction seems like it was just another in a string of attention-grabbing stunts the girl is known for.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 06:37 PM (SH2Zi)

315 Try Medieval Sex Slavery... both male and female. With Swords and riding on flying reptiles.
Posted by: Romeo13

Well, it was just a brief description. Seems like the writer started off good, but went bad with the slave girls?

Posted by: lizabth at December 03, 2021 06:37 PM (L3Rsz)

316 I'm just glad these mentally ill shitbags are self-identifying, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 03, 2021 06:39 PM (+56GQ)

317 Supposedly the first few Gor books are fun pulpy stuff then it got lame. But I have not read any to say for sure myself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2021 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

318
nood hoax


njood

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2021 06:39 PM (P1T3x)

319 Squanto Dip needs corn.

Or, as Liz Warren's people called it, maize.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2021 06:39 PM (Bmy3R)

320 >Some crazy lady wrote a book entitled "The Natural Cat" and claimed her cat went vegan.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 03, 2021 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)

FFS, as if a cat, a predator, eating the diet it evolved to eat is somehow unnatural.

BTW, if you feel like your sanity hasn't slipped enough, definitely go watch some videos by "That Vegan Teacher" on YouTube.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 03, 2021 06:39 PM (cSs/W)

321 >>> seen crime scene photos of people eaten by their cats. make no mistake my friends, the kittehs- when watching you, are really willing you to die so they can eat you. these things are like mini saber toothed tigers. beware!
Posted by: Jack Burton, not a member of the Ram Ranch at December 03, 2021 06:29 PM (6bIQL)

Thats why we like them. 18 switchblade knives each, teeth that in the smallest kitten can puncture to the bone, ninja skills, and gives no f**s about sucking up to critters that outweigh them 10-20 to one.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2021 06:33 PM (eoQWY)


One of those corpse farm places where criminal investigation labs leave out dead bodies to track decomposition found this out. They only check them occasionally and found out some cats were getting in. They let it continue because that actually happens with dead people. Well, it turns out, cats love people. One dead girl was their favorite. I don't think that means cats aren't affectionate to their owners. But I think they're happy with eating us too.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 03, 2021 06:39 PM (XXeDg)

322 Happy Friday to the Horde, let the weekend commence.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 03, 2021 06:40 PM (a4EWo)

323 Jim Swift is a millennial.

-
They don't make millenniums like they used to.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 03, 2021 06:40 PM (FVME7)

324 Oh. Come. On. Next you are going to say Judas Priest was gay.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 06:41 PM (Pw26M)

325 Oh. Come. On. Next you are going to say Judas Priest was gay.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2021 06:41 PM (Pw26M)

They weren't, but Halford is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 06:43 PM (VwHCD)

326 The liberal publishers and owners of major media outlets must laugh their fucking ass off at the dumb ass reporting and absurd immature editorial crap they get out of the 13 year old staff that they hire - no one they hire questions a single thing that they see or hear from other liberals - so for Zuck and Bezos, its just too perfect.

Its often said that DC is Hollywood for ugly people, but its more accurate to say that the national media is 'literate acting' for complete idiots.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2021 06:43 PM (5iUNf)

327 I hated the Buffs, oh, B-52s

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 06:46 PM (2JoB8)

328 Well, it was just a brief description. Seems like the writer started off good, but went bad with the slave girls?
Posted by: lizabth at December 03, 2021 06:37 PM (L3Rsz)



After book five the series kind of became repetitive. Really after book three if you ask me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 03, 2021 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

329
Who knew Pierre Omidyar's Semen was so full of calories?

It's like Ensure for Woke Elderly Senile Men.

Quick, get Senile Joe a gallon or two. He's looking mighty scrawny these days.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 06:55 PM (5NkmN)

330 Arerk Borwin suffers a rare total mechanical malfunction that has ammunition spontaneously detonate....

Posted by: sven at December 03, 2021 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

331 If no one's mentioned yet.

The baby birth standing up is fake.

Birth is messy, yo! Babies absolutely don't come out all clean like that.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 03, 2021 06:57 PM (5NkmN)

332 293 The liberal butt wipe The Hill has their usual thoughtless junior high school essay out tonight: "GOP infighting takes stupid to a whole new level!" squeals a couple of Hill editors whose maturity level peaked at 13.

You'll never hear The Hill (God in Heaven, I that that pompous name) complain about the absolutely ludicrous infight and back biting in the other party, because, whose going to buy them Titos at the Capitol Hill Bar & Grille on Thursday night? The Hill is less organized and less thoughtfully mature than a high school newsletter - what a freaking culturally and politically unaware embarrassment.

Posted by: Boswell

The Hill has been absorbed into the Bloomberg Borg collective. Think that the former GOP curious owner sold it to Bloomberg before 2020 election season.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 07:01 PM (9hXN1)

333 I saw a woman give birth in a minivan parked outside the entrance of a Target. She was laying back, though. Everybody was fine according to news stories I saw later.

Posted by: SamIam at December 04, 2021 09:43 AM (oasF3)

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