ONT Cavalcade Of Beggars, Sin 'N Wine

Good evening Horde. Once again it's time to see what magical and mysterious snippets we can find on the mysterious world wide web! For example, does anyone want to learn more about the wonderful gravy hot tub? I sure do!

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Last Bit Of Thanksgiving Leftovers

Thanksgiving is Awesome


OK, Who is Matt Taibbi? Gotta be some kind of Leftist, judging by his bio*, and yet he writes this colum attacking Howard Zinn. Only it seems that it's not because he was wrong per se, just because he's a bit extreme, and Matt just wants to enjoy Thanksgiving in peace. I dunno, the whole article is schizophrenic.

*And the co-host of his podcast, Katie Halper, who is a leftist, and who would I suspect identify with the antagonists of the next link.


Not Your Father's MAD Magazine

Jew vs. Jew

On Friday July 16, I moved across the country and into a Moishe House, one of a network of communal Jewish houses in cities including Boston, New York, Kansas City, and Pittsburgh. On Thursday, July 22, my two roommates asked me to move out. What could possibly have gone that wrong in less than a week?

Before answering that question, let me explain why I wanted to live in a Moishe House. Judaism was the foundation of my childhood. As a child, I attended Jewish day school and Jewish summer camp and regularly celebrated Shabbat and the Jewish holidays. Some of my most enduring childhood memories are at the Shabbat dinner table, where my parents and their friends would discuss world affairs and important societal issues. There were always multiple viewpoints expressed. My mother is a rabbi, and my parents always taught us that such disagreements were the essence of living Jewishly—to argue, as the rabbis taught, for the sake of heaven.
I lost touch with the Jewish community during high school and college, and after graduation I yearned for a Jewish community made up of my peers. I hoped that living in a Moishe House would allow me to reconnect with the Jewish community in a meaningful way. 

Unfortunately, when Mr. Katz' roommates found out that he was a conservative (politically) Jew, they kicked him out of the house. His appeals fell on deaf ears, and it seemed that Moshie House would not be the community he was looking for, where “disagreements can be overcome through dialogue and respect for each other.”

Left-wing Jews baffle me. First of all, most of my Jewish friends are Conservative to Orthodox (religiously), or at least conservative politically, so I don't really know any. The best I have been able to figure out is that these folks are ethnically Jewish, but religiously they are Progressive. What puzzles me is why. There has never been a left-wing regime that I am aware of that doesn't look for scapegoats when times get tough, and there's never been one in anyplace that has more than a sprinkling of Jews that didn't latch onto them first. I guess they think it'll never happen to them, but if they get the world they want, it will happen to them. They are exactly the same as those “LGBT for Palestine” idiots you see marching in pride parades. Dude, when a Palestinian invites you up to the roof to talk things over, it ain't because he wants to enjoy the view of a magnificent skyline while calmly discussing your differences.

Worst of all is that because there are many prominent members of the woke political community that happen to be Jewish, it's creating a rising tide of antisemitism among young people rebelling against wokeism. I see it all the time. People, especially young people, are recognizing the idiocy and danger of authoritarian Progressivism. There's a backlash forming, and these should be people that we can reach out to, to help them understand why Progressivism is evil, and why limited government and personal responsibility is a much better option, but there's an ugly strain of antisemitism woven throughout the backlash that is utterly repellent.


A Smart Military Blog

This is pretty neat.

Most surprising thing from the video? The Brewster Buffalo had 477 kills, and Finnish ace Capt. Wind got more than half his kills in a Buffalo. If you like that, check out the other videos on the channel. The made a bunch of these, covering tanks and ships and even tall buildings.


Greater Love Has No Man Than This


Oxford High School shooting: Star athlete Tate Myre was willing to sacrifice for others

One of the victims in this week's school shooting in Michigan was a star athlete. Reports are that he was killed while rushing the gunman, attempting to subdue him, or at least buy his classmates time to escape. Godspeed Tate. You did a man's work that day. Rest in peace.

7 I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. 8 Now there is in store for me the crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous Judge, will award to me on that day—and not only to me, but also to all who have longed for his appearing.

2 Timothy 4:7-8


Leave Them Alone!

Dozens of curse tablets found down a 2,500-year-old well in Athens


Look at the date on the story: February 10, 2020. Now think about everything that's happened in the world since then. We need to demand that these tablets be returned to the well, post haste.


Musical Interlude


Is This A Surprise To Anyone?

TV manufacturer Vizio makes more money selling data than TVs

Early this year, electronics company Vizio filed an IPO, and their newly-released third quarter earnings reveal an interesting business success: they made more than twice as much profit from their "Platform Plus" service, which includes advertising and data farming, than they did from actual TVs.

More at the link.


Photoshop Phun

I've linked the work of James Fridman before. He's a wiz with photoshop, and he will happily photoshop your photos for you, and you may wind up getting exactly what you asked for, the result will never be what you wanted.


Photoshop King Takes Photo-Editing Requests Way Too Literally!


Jacketed, For Her Pleasure

Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

Somehow, I never heard mom warning my sister “You'll shoot your hoo-ha off!”

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Texas:

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1 Yes!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 02, 2021 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Seconded

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 09:58 PM (hD2j4)

3 I just got out my little red book
The minute that you said goodbye
I thumbed right through my little red book
I wasn't gonna sit and cry
And I went from A to Z
I took out every pretty girl in town
They danced with me and as I held them
All I did was talk about you
Hear your name and I'd start to cry
There's just no getting over you.
Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself.
https://youtu.be/z7SFpxWpcOw

Posted by: mindful webworker - did not read the content yet at December 02, 2021 09:58 PM (gUnY3)

4 The gravy hot tub better have biscuits.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 02, 2021 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

5 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 09:59 PM (Do5/p)

6 Well, close, but no cigar tonight ...
Again!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 09:59 PM (bqoJa)

7 I didn't nood because, well, we all know when the ONT is posted, don't we?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 09:59 PM (7bRMQ)

8 So the post is said to be at 10:00pm, yet I posted my comment at 9:59.

Whoa, indeed.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 09:59 PM (Do5/p)

9 I love me some biscuits and gravy.

Buuuuut, that's a wrinkle I'm not sure I ready to try.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 10:00 PM (mD/uy)

10 Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself.
https://youtu.be/z7SFpxWpcOw
Posted by: mindful webworker - did not read the content yet at December 02, 2021 09:58 PM (gUnY3)


"Yet!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (bqoJa)

11 Greetings horde!

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (qUpBb)

12 Taking annual sexual harassment training. Six employees on a vid call, two on a side chat having a conversation saying things that would be considered harassment.

Take a guess of the race and gender of the two in the side chat.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (Kab4E)

13 Lol. CNN questions 'wuts goin on wid Kamalala Harris?' Wonders why staff is leavinh.

Shes done. This is how they get her to resign. Shame.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, no llama sacrifice! at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (TRGyz)

14 Good question.
Now ask them why their people killed Jesus.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (hD2j4)

15 Evening, Horde...How goes it? BTW, that's a BISCUITS AND GRAVY hot tub, not just gravy!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:02 PM (K5n5d)

16
Lewd!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 10:03 PM (3l5Yq)

17 Happy Late Thanksgiving to everyone. I came down with the flu on Thanksgiving morning and missed everything.

Posted by: RTW at December 02, 2021 10:03 PM (GJnvT)

18 A gravy hot-tub is sometimes prescribed for certain skin conditions.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 10:03 PM (0hbQ6)

19 Hello boys! Get in the hot tub with us!

Posted by: Hotel Hospitality team members named Bisquits and Gravy. at December 02, 2021 10:04 PM (TRGyz)

20 Evening, Horde.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 10:04 PM (qxz9B)

21 No no, it's "Ghislaine Maxwell won't have killed herself." Get it right.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2021 10:05 PM (tp+tP)

22 So the post is said to be at 10:00pm, yet I posted my comment at 9:59.

Whoa, indeed.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 09:59 PM (Do5/p)


Time, like the wording of the Constitution, is very flexible...
when it suits the needs of our masters (the COBs)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:05 PM (bqoJa)

23 A gravy hot-tub is sometimes prescribed for certain skin conditions.
Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 10:03 PM (0hbQ6)
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I'm sure it's also a recommended therapy for COVID-19...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:05 PM (K5n5d)

24 Sometimes I leave biscuits and gravy in my hot tub.

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 02, 2021 10:06 PM (0hbQ6)

25 dang yo, that link about photoshop dude literally used all his stuff.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 10:07 PM (ZZK0E)

26 Now ask them why their people killed Jesus.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (hD2j4)

Care to explain this?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)

27 So. MisHum.
Yes. You give the best of it all.
Thank you again for your rwisted wild fine lovely sick fun!
I love this crew!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (16EvI)

28 A biscuits and gravy hot tub is a sign of the Trumpification of the Republican Party and I will not stand for it!

Posted by: The Very Reverend Dr Bishop David French at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)

29 The gravy hot tub better have biscuits.

Or mashed taters!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (nxdel)

30 The Florida State Guard story has just made my day.

DeSantis will disappoint us, someday, but until then, damn.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (tp+tP)

31 And a hearty "Well Done!" my dear Eris.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (bqoJa)

32 That photoshop article is hilarious.

Teletubbies! RUN!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

33 14 Good question.
Now ask them why their people killed Jesus.
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Jesus was crucified under Pontius Pilate. The kangaroo court of selected Jewish leaders were responsible for sending him Pilate's way and staging a "peaceful protest" to request a guilty verdict. Everyone had their part to play to fulfill the scriptures.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (W+kMI)

34 31 And a hearty "Well Done!" my dear Eris.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (bqoJa)

I can usually sense a WeirdDave ONT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

35 Posted by: Kurt at December 02, 2021 10:07 PM (q5XyK)

Hey! Get back to the table. You didn't finish your bowl of razor blades and Ex-Lax.

Posted by: Krut's Mom at December 02, 2021 10:09 PM (P3gRi)

36 Now ask them why their people killed Jesus.

I don't believe I mentioned Romans anywhere in the post.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2021 10:09 PM (rpsAg)

37 So. MisHum.
Yes. You give the best of it all.


Actually it's Weird Dave tonight but he, as MisHum.. gives it his best!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:09 PM (nxdel)

38 Time, like the wording of the Constitution, is very flexible...

when it suits the needs of our masters (the COBs)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:05 PM

Tiiiiime is on our side, yes it is

Posted by: AoSHQ COBs at December 02, 2021 10:09 PM (Do5/p)

39 Thanks WeirdDave, I enjoy your ONTs. They are definitely relevant to my interests.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 10:10 PM (cSs/W)

40 @26
Care to explain this?

Yup.
That is my go to question for every "progressive " jew on their continual path to self-destruction

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:10 PM (hD2j4)

41 Our modern-day version of Athenian curse tablets is Twitter.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 10:10 PM (W+kMI)

42 So. MisHum.
Yes. You give the best of it all.
Thank you again for your rwisted wild fine lovely sick fun!
I love this crew!
Posted by: COMountainMarie


Psssssst, I have some news for you.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 10:11 PM (r1z5A)

43 Now ask them why their people killed Jesus.

I don't believe I mentioned Romans anywhere in the post.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2021 10:09 PM (rpsAg)
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This is supposed to be a 'appy occasion. Let's not bicker about 'oo killed 'oo...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:11 PM (K5n5d)

44 *sees biscuit in hot tub fulla gravy* *begins shouting*

"Doody! DOODY! DOOODDYYY!"


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 10:11 PM (QzJWU)

45 32 inch eggs?

Is Ana Navarro pregnant?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 10:11 PM (mZ3xv)

46 Or mashed taters!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM (nxdel)

I believe I'd add too much fat to the gravy.

Posted by: Tater's Gut at December 02, 2021 10:11 PM (7bRMQ)

47 Great Texas line:

"The cost of ammo has gotten so high, we are no longer using warning shots on trespassers!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:12 PM (bqoJa)

48 For Bluebell:

https://tinyurl.com/w7rzsbjj

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 02, 2021 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

49 Yup.
That is my go to question for every "progressive " jew on their continual path to self-destruction
Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:10 PM (hD2j4)


On a different note, what's the FBI health plan like?

Posted by: Dr. T at December 02, 2021 10:13 PM (tp+tP)

50 Or mashed taters!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:08 PM

What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?

Posted by: Gollum at December 02, 2021 10:13 PM (Do5/p)

51 That is my go to question for every "progressive " jew on their continual path to self-destruction

Great. That's your question. Now here's mine; Why? Why should a Jewish person care who killed some random dude 2000 years ago?

As I Christian I attach some significance to the event, but why should a Jew?

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2021 10:13 PM (rpsAg)

52 15 Evening, Horde...How goes it? BTW, that's a BISCUITS AND GRAVY hot tub, not just gravy!
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You know that's just some AOS member's idea of a really good time.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 10:14 PM (W+kMI)

53 Left-wing Jews baffle me

I felt the same way about Liberation Theology. "You know this is Marxist teaching, right? You know that the Marxists are going to kill you if they get power, right? You know they have done this every time they have ever gotten into power, right?"

Posted by: Chuck C at December 02, 2021 10:14 PM (EughT)

54 God bless the young man who sacrificed himself to save others. I cannot imagine his parents grief.

Posted by: Jmel at December 02, 2021 10:14 PM (bVhJi)

55 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 02, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)

56 Care to explain this?

Yup.
That is my go to question for every "progressive " jew on their continual path to self-destruction

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:10 PM (hD2j4)

So you accept the premise of the blood libel, and use it to make a political point, which highlights your ignorance of the reality of many American Jews, who abandoned their religion long ago, and identify as Jews only for vague and unimportant cultural purposes?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:14 PM (Q9lwr)

57 OK, Who is Matt Taibbi?

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Like Glenn Greenwald, one of the vanishingly few lefties who actually has some underlying principles that he attempts to adhere to most of the time, instead of just spouting off whatever bullshit is necessary to advance the commie topic of the day.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I think I ultimately disagree with him about almost everything, but he seems like the kind of guy you could have an honest conversation with and at the end, even though you have different value judgements which lead to different conclusions, you'd both agree on some basic facts and understand where the other person is coming from. Unlike most lefties, where 5 seconds in it's "ur a racist nazi who hates science!!!"

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 02, 2021 10:15 PM (te1Gn)

58 As I was trying to lay down for my daily nap today I got frustrated trying to get my blankie over me just right. I widly threw my arms and my sweet little gnome who sits on my bed got thrown into the corner. I got up immediately and ran to the corner where he lay on his side..wondering why I had treated him so horribly. I picked him up and sobbed.. I'm sorry! I think I need therapy.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)

59 Either way, Barrabas was a happy camper.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:15 PM (hD2j4)

60 no zappa = no miss hum, thank God

Posted by: 5280 at December 02, 2021 10:15 PM (oSX/P)

61 Left-wing Jews baffle me. First of all, most of my Jewish friends are Conservative to Orthodox (religiously), or at least conservative politically, so I don't really know any. The best I have been able to figure out is that these folks are ethnically Jewish, but religiously they are Progressive. What puzzles me is why.

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Two reasons I suspect:

1. Jews in America still believe they're voting for FDR.
2. Most Jews lost faith in God and religion after the Holocaust (hard to blame them).

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 10:15 PM (mZ3xv)

62 redchief!
I tried emailing. But it got sent back.

Do you have Rat's contact info?
Email him if you do.

I'd love to meet for a meal or a cocktail or both!! Whatever you have time for!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

63 No Zappa No Peace

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 10:16 PM (VxC1e)

64 58 As I was trying to lay down for my daily nap today I got frustrated trying to get my blankie over me just right. I widly threw my arms and my sweet little gnome who sits on my bed got thrown into the corner. I got up immediately and ran to the corner where he lay on his side..wondering why I had treated him so horribly. I picked him up and sobbed.. I'm sorry! I think I need therapy.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:15 PM (nxdel)

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Jewells, if you've not seen the French movie "Amelie" (owing to gnome reference) -- it is a MUST WATCH (one of our top 10 favorites of all time).

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 10:17 PM (mZ3xv)

65 15 years ago, reading Matt Tiabbi was like walking into a lunatic asylum and being thrown immediately in with the conspiracy-theory psychopaths. Sort of like listening to Alex Jones.

Now the two of them are right 90% of the time.

This disturbs me.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 10:17 PM (mJnIC)

66 God Bless Tate Myre!

I will just leave it at that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:17 PM (bqoJa)

67 I guess they think it'll never happen to them

Obviously, they don't believe their own Torah. God told them He saved 'em and if they didn't follow Him it would be difficult.

And starting with that march in the desert He illustrated it over and over again.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 10:18 PM (lfdhp)

68 As much as clients get under my skin, their photoshop requests have been pretty tame, except for the fru-fru alumna who wanted me to make her look 20 years younger in her professional photo.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 10:18 PM (vuisn)

69 >>> 12 Taking annual sexual harassment training. Six employees on a vid call, two on a side chat having a conversation saying things that would be considered harassment.

Take a guess of the race and gender of the two in the side chat.
Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (Kab4E)

Wow, another Moron who works at the same company with me!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2021 10:19 PM (llON8)

70 Understanding the Jews is akin to understanding your wife.
Otherwise. I made no such assertions.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:19 PM (hD2j4)

71 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:19 PM (bqoJa)

72 26 Now ask them why their people killed Jesus.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (hD2j4)

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Golf clap from Hitler

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 10:20 PM (VxC1e)

73 I'd love to meet for a meal or a cocktail or both!! Whatever you have time for!!
Posted by: nurse ratched


We getting company?

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 10:20 PM (r1z5A)

74 Jewells, if you've not seen the French movie "Amelie" (owing to gnome reference) -- it is a MUST WATCH (one of our top 10 favorites of all time).

I will check it out. I love gnomes. Seriously my husband thinks I'm nuts but I have gnomes everywhere. Halloween gnomes, Easter gnomes, Christmas gnomes..you name it I have a gnome for it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)

75 there's an ugly strain of antisemitism woven throughout the backlash that is utterly repellent.

Let anger build long enough for a backlash, and it will tend to take on all sorts of ugly characteristics. Which is why it's generally a good idea to address the issue causing the anger well before it gets to that point.

Of course those who intend to rule never seem to understand that.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 10:20 PM (kOpft)

76 Understanding the Jews is akin to understanding your wife.
Otherwise. I made no such assertions.
Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:19 PM
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The signal's getting a little bit garbled here, my guy.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 10:20 PM (sGnvY)

77 {{Hrothgar}} my dear friend..hope all is well with you.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:21 PM (nxdel)

78 32 inch eggs?

Is Ana Navarro pregnant?

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And if she does become pregnant, she will give birth naturally ... in a Biscuits and Gravy Hot Tub.

After which, she will declare the baby a fetus and eat it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 10:21 PM (mZ3xv)

79 Jewels, I'm sure you're being forgiven.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 10:21 PM (r1z5A)

80 51 That is my go to question for every "progressive " jew on their continual path to self-destruction

Great. That's your question. Now here's mine; Why? Why should a Jewish person care who killed some random dude 2000 years ago?

As I Christian I attach some significance to the event, but why should a Jew?
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Any Jews remotely connected to that event had to deal with the army of Vespasian and Titus that laid siege to the city and eventually smashed its way inside to punish the Zealot rebels (and everyone else) in 69-70 CE. No Christians were involved, because the approach of three legions with their siege train was believed to be fulfillment that the Temple would be torn down and rebuilt....so they skedaddled. The Emperor forbade the reconstruction of the Temple, so the Christians eventually built the Church of the Holy Sepulcher instead in the time of Emperor Constantine.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 10:22 PM (W+kMI)

81 Lol. CNN questions 'wuts goin on wid Kamalala Harris?' Wonders why staff is leavinh.

Shes done. This is how they get her to resign. Shame.

Shame is going to work on someone whose career is built on blowjobs about as well as any other progressive policy.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 10:22 PM (kOpft)

82 I will check it out. I love gnomes. Seriously my husband thinks I'm nuts but I have gnomes everywhere. Halloween gnomes, Easter gnomes, Christmas gnomes..you name it I have a gnome for it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)

So, what are the gnames of your gnomes?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 10:22 PM (7bRMQ)

83 Rat!

redchief is coming to town after Christmas for a few days.

It would be nice to show a little hospitality. Maybe LCD, Diogenes and Mark could join in. Of course, funsize and Sabrina and whoever else is around for a quickie is invited.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:23 PM (U2p+3)

84 God Bless Tate Myre!
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Naming the stadium after him is the least they should do for that kid. God Bless him is right.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2021 10:23 PM (+ya+t)

85 Who is Matt Taibbi?

A man of the left who's disappointed in the left and feels implicated when they act like idiots and/or lunatics. A man too far to the left to parrot bullshit on behalf of the Democratic Party. Mind you, he disdains them for more or less the opposite reasons I do, but his criticisms are incisive and lively.

And if you're not familiar, his review of Tom Friedman's "The World Is Flat" is one of the most hilariously cruel book reviews I've read.

Posted by: JPS at December 02, 2021 10:24 PM (D++Xq)

86 So, what are the gnames of your gnomes?

That would take all night to list.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)

87 {{{Jewells}}}
Thanks, I am doing well, but trying to repair a hovel is getting to be quite old!
Sounds like you had a bad event today, but I hope the rest of the day AND all of tomorrow are loverly for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:24 PM (bqoJa)

88 Shame is going to work on someone whose career is built on blowjobs about as well as any other progressive policy.
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 10:22 PM (kOpft)
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Democrats don't know the meaning of the word.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:24 PM (K5n5d)

89 If the gnome cavalry is mounted on wildebeests, does that make them good gnus?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 10:24 PM (P3gRi)

90 It would be nice to show a little hospitality. Maybe LCD, Diogenes and Mark could join in. Of course, funsize and Sabrina and whoever else is around for a quickie is invited.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Nice! Count me in.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 10:25 PM (r1z5A)

91 except for the fru-fru alumna who wanted me to make her look 20 years younger in her professional photo
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Did we see this lady in last night's ONT?

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 10:25 PM (sGnvY)

92 Understanding the Jews is akin to understanding your wife.

Otherwise. I made no such assertions.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:19 PM

Well, I am Jewish, and I don't give a rat's ass how you understand us.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:25 PM (Q9lwr)

93 That would take all night to list.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)

Well, the thread lasts overnight....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (7bRMQ)

94 whoever else is around for a quickie is invited.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:23 PM (U2p+3)


Phrasing?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (bqoJa)

95 Taking annual sexual harassment training.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM

I had to submit my vaccine religious exemption today. Did that by around 3pm. Then realized I had not yet finished the mandatory training that was also due today. I go to our Learning Hub page and see the training is... Code of Conduct.

40 minutes of reading about how the company protects employees and does not discriminate and we should care about each other and protect the data of the company.

This right after the company exempted the entire UAW from vaccine status notification, vaccine mandate and testing mandate. Not to mention the contract employees are exempt. But I have to beg to keep my job by proving my religious belief sincerity and then hoping my "accommodation" is weekly testing.

Code of Conduct my ass.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (Do5/p)

96 The Brewster Buffalo was not a bad plane. It was a 1936 plane that was made small to be a carrier fighter, so had no stretch room when engines took a leap in power. With the Finns it mostly fought against Soviet planes of the same design era, plus they had the unneeded carrier gear removed which helped with weight. Once they thought to remove half the armament in the Far East, it could turn with Zeroes. Aircraft design moved REALLY fast in the mid 30s all the way to about 1960. A plane could be a world beater and then hopelessly obsolete in 3 or 4 years. Compare that to today, where 40 year old designs are competitive and it seems to take 20 years to even get something operational. Except for computer stuff, technology is moving like molasses.

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (3/XaG)

97 All leftists are despicable. But left wing Jews are despicable and suicidal, they support an ideology that wants them dead.

Anyone who blames all Jews for the actions of the left wing Jews is as bad as any leftist. Go hang out with the Biden supporters where you belong.

Posted by: BurkeanMama at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (a+c/3)

98 biscuits and gravy hot tub >> Stacy and Symone hot tub

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (us2H3)

99 I smell the banhammer.

Posted by: 5280 at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (oSX/P)

100 Howdy all, thanks for the ONT MisHum.

Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (55Qr6)

101 So, what are the gnames of your gnomes?

That would take all night to list.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)

Jewells, I know role-playing games probably aren't your thing, but there is an EPIC story about one man's quest to recover his stolen collection of gnomes.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson

(SPOILER: He accidentally sold them while drunk or something, but in the process of recovery he takes down a being of cosmic horror.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:27 PM (K5n5d)

102 lol Hrothgar.. when it's nap time it's serious business here and since Moose won't leave me alone to nap on the loveseat I'm forced to my bedroom to nap. The poor gnome felt my fury today. Poor guy.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:27 PM (nxdel)

103 Now ask them why their people killed Jesus.

Of the Jewish community of the time, many ended up converting to Christianity, and most of their children were killed by the Romans (who had something to do with the death of Christ too you'll note) soon after.

And, as a rather important note, I'll point out Mel Gibson used a shot of his own hand nailing Christ to the cross in The Passion as we are ALL responsible for the need for Christ's sacrifice.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:27 PM (ESjRY)

104 I love warm gravy to soak my giblets in.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 10:27 PM (AmoqO)

105 Finished dinner, then read content. Tasty dessert, WD.

Posted by: mindful webworker - did read the content now -click for webwork at December 02, 2021 10:27 PM (gUnY3)

106 That would take all night to list.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:24 PM (nxdel)


What an opportunity missed...
to play the gnight card!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:28 PM (bqoJa)

107 Hayley Hodgson describes how two police officers showed up at her house in Australia. They blocked in her car. They told her she had no choice but to go to a quarantine camp. They told her she could go with them and be forced to pay a $5,000 fine, or go in a Covid cab.

She never tested positive for Covid. All of her tests were negative. She was willing to self quarantine and had a home to quarantine in. The police insisted she had no choice but to go to the camp.

https://tinyurl.com/33ncrs7z

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 10:28 PM (i0wNm)

108 It's getting hot in here!

We'll take off all our clothes!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:28 PM (U2p+3)

109 Taking annual sexual harassment training.

Posted by: redchief

Last go-around, I told the powers that be that I didn't need sexual harassment training as I was already quite skilled in it - thank you very much.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 10:29 PM (mD/uy)

110 Howdy all, thanks for the ONT MisHum.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (55Qr6)

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Should we tell him?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 10:29 PM (VxC1e)

111 It's getting hot in here!

We'll take off all our clothes!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:28 PM

Word

Posted by: Nelly at December 02, 2021 10:29 PM (Do5/p)

112 Who is Matt Taibbi?

A man of the left who's disappointed in the left and feels implicated when they act like idiots and/or lunatics.


He also spent several years working in Moscow for the infamous "Exile" newspaper in the 1990's.

When the Russian collusion hoax story started being pushed, he immediately called bullshit.

He knows how the Russian government works, speaks Russian and still knows a lot of people in Moscow. He knew that the story was crap from the start.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2021 10:29 PM (I2/tG)

113 Perfessor bookmarked for tomorrows reading!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:29 PM (nxdel)

114 Israel loved Jesus ... as they showed at the various sermon on the mount type gatherings. As with the Christian churches today though .. leaders become tyrannical and deceptive, and it is they that rejected Jesus.

"Left-wing Jews baffle me" ... yes, hard to understand. It might be that the idea of a "greater good grouping" makes sense to religious people ... and for Judaism that has culturally been more a part of government. idk ... the founders were mostly Protestant, leaning more toward an understanding of how Government squelches sovereign belief ... Orthodox Jews also seem to understand that.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2021 10:30 PM (Cus5s)

115 We'll take off all our clothes!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:28 PM (U2p+3)

Uh oh...just like Texas!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:30 PM (Q9lwr)

116 The Roman's didn't cuff Jesus to a chariot and drag him before Herod, the Jews did.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:30 PM (hD2j4)

117 I will check it out. I love gnomes. Seriously my husband thinks I'm nuts but I have gnomes everywhere. Halloween gnomes, Easter gnomes, Christmas gnomes..you name it I have a gnome for it.
Posted by: Jewells45

Fauci gnome? Tres meta.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2021 10:31 PM (sIxXb)

118 Perfessor bookmarked for tomorrows reading!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:29 PM (nxdel)
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Trust me. It's a hoot, even if you are not a gamer. It's just a great story!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:31 PM (K5n5d)

119 We'll take off all our clothes!

well shit.. I guess I'm early.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:31 PM (nxdel)

120 61 Left-wing Jews baffle me. First of all, most of my Jewish friends are Conservative to Orthodox (religiously), or at least conservative politically, so I don't really know any. The best I have been able to figure out is that these folks are ethnically Jewish, but religiously they are Progressive. What puzzles me is why.
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Two reasons I suspect:
1. Jews in America still believe they're voting for FDR.
2. Most Jews lost faith in God and religion after the Holocaust (hard to blame them).
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I would like to add a #3. Many liberal and "progressive" Jews left religion and religious as opposed to ethnic identity behind in the early to mid-twentieth century as they climbed the societal ladder. It was their way of "blending in" with the liberal and "progressive" Whites (who were also abandoning their religious identity), appearing to be non-threatening and inclusive. Apparently it didn't work in convincing Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrakhan though.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 10:31 PM (W+kMI)

121 I guess its Blood Libel Night here at the ONT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 10:31 PM (VxC1e)

122 Great Texas line:

"The cost of ammo has gotten so high, we are no longer using warning shots on trespassers!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:12

Not just a Texas line. The Mrs bought me that sign at a Christmas bazaar here in Oregon almost 20 years ago. It is hanging on the wall over my head at this minute.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 02, 2021 10:31 PM (aghXp)

123 Should we tell him?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


No, it's starting to be a theme.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (r1z5A)

124 Uh oh...just like Texas!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:30 PM (Q9lwr)


You PROMISED!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (U2p+3)

125 "Left-wing Jews baffle me"

We learn our lesson eventually.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky! at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

126 Speaking of progressive Jews not seeing the pogrom for the hate crimes . . .

UN Passes Resolution Disavowing Jewish Ties To Temple Mount, Call It Solely Muslim

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (FVME7)

127 Thanks for the ONT MisHum! Great content as usual.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (r1z5A)

128 Fauci gnome? Tres meta.

See.. this is why I can't call that piece of a shit a gnome. Gnomes are cute and harmless.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (nxdel)

129 The Roman's didn't cuff Jesus to a chariot and drag him before Herod, the Jews did.

I always take my political and religious cues from someone who is baffled by the possessive tense and apostrophes.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (ZsR3z)

130 Posted by: Beartooth at December 02, 2021 10:31 PM (aghXp)

Some truths ARE universal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:33 PM (bqoJa)

131 See.. this is why I can't call that piece of a shit a gnome. Gnomes are cute and harmless.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (nxdel)

Goblin, not gnome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 10:33 PM (P3gRi)

132 Ok.all right.
So, no perhaps no one likes my Zappa. Screw y'all..He's my guy!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 02, 2021 10:33 PM (16EvI)

133 I blame Richard Burton.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 10:33 PM (63Dwl)

134 James Fridman link goes to anti-gun site.
Do not like, would not fap to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (eeRB6)

135 UN Passes Resolution Disavowing Jewish Ties To Temple Mount, Call It Solely Muslim
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (FVME7)

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The irony is that Mohammed never set foot in Jerusalem but just coopted the site based on a tale about a flying horse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (VxC1e)

136 Think of Kamala as a pro sports franchise. She's having a bad losing streak so her owners are firing the coaching staff, hoping the new staff they bring in will turn her into a contender.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (0hbQ6)

137 Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (hD2j4)

Oh for fuck's sake. 2000 years of fake news.

It was the gawt-damned wops that killed Jesus. And He volunteered for the gig.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (KrMCC)

138 Posted by: Leon Trotsky!

Leon, I have a very important question to ax you.

Posted by: Stalin at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (ESjRY)

139 Hayley Hodgson describes how two police officers showed up at her house in Australia. They blocked in her car. They told her she had no choice but to go to a quarantine camp. They told her she could go with them and be forced to pay a $5,000 fine, or go in a Covid cab.

Does $5000 cover the cost of an AR and ammo?

Just curious.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (kOpft)

140 19 We'll take off all our clothes!

well shit.. I guess I'm early.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB


PARTY TIME!!!!!
C'mon Jewells! It's 1999!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (U2p+3)

141 The Roman's didn't cuff Jesus to a chariot and drag him before Herod, the Jews did.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:30 PM (hD2j4)

What are the religions of the next 100 liberals you find repulsive?

Do you know? I doubt it.

So spare me your veiled dislike of Jews. If you don't like us, have the balls to say so. But hiding behind politics, then dragging in the death of Christ as a justification is a bit old and boring. I have seen it often, and done better than you have managed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)

142 Goblin, not gnome.

Or a troll, like the ugly ones that live under the bridge.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (nxdel)

143 The irony is that it's easy to tell who makes the post.

MisHum never posts an "ONT". He always writes it out: "Thursday Overnight Open Thread". (Which is actually a TOOT or Thursday OOT).

WeirdDave is I think the only one who posts an "ONT", since he puts that in the post title.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 10:35 PM (Do5/p)

144 Gnarly gnomes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 10:35 PM (63Dwl)

145 Nurse..I'm in my jammies. Does that count? lol.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:35 PM (nxdel)

146 Shame is going to work on someone whose career is built on blowjobs about as well as any other progressive policy.
Posted by: Methos

Their ideas suck, their policies blow, and their candidate swallows.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2021 10:36 PM (sIxXb)

147 Left-wing Jews baffle me. First of all, most of my Jewish friends are Conservative to Orthodox (religiously), or at least conservative politically, so I don't really know any
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Meh, much like Christians, there seems to be a wide gap between the strongly religious ones who are conservative to secular ones who were raised in and enjoy some ceremonial aspects of the faith but otherwise reject everything and go full commie.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 02, 2021 10:36 PM (te1Gn)

148 Jewells, I have another Gnome for you, here. Enjoy!

https://tinyurl.com/yckpu24d


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (QzJWU)

149 Gnomes are cute and harmless.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (nxdel)
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Not in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels, they aren't. They are pretty terrifying wee men. Think Celtic berserkers that are only a few inches tall. But with the strength of a full grown man. They are freaking scary.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (K5n5d)

150 Or a troll, like the ugly ones that live under the bridge.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (nxdel)


And post here like Kurd!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (bqoJa)

151 The irony is that Mohammed never set foot in Jerusalem but just coopted the site based on a tale about a flying horse.

Yeah, the Byzantine history of this time is spotty (they'd just fought a terrible war right before the rise if Islam), but they originally thought Islam was some sort of Christian heresy.

If Big Mo had shown up in one of the most important cities in the Empire on a flying horse while they were on war footing I think someone would have noted it and pointed out that was why those Arab barbarians were attacking them.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

152 Hey, "Idahonian" what state are you really from?

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (dB4Iz)

153 "Mel Gibson used a shot of his own hand nailing Christ to the cross in The Passion as we are ALL responsible for the need for Christ's sacrifice."

I disagree ... "Therefore as by the offence of one judgment came upon all men to condemnation; even so by the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life. 19 For as by one man's disobedience many were made sinners, so by the obedience of one shall many be made righteous." Roman 5:18,19

Our sin nature is from Adam, we did not kill Jesus.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (Cus5s)

154 Trotsky Icepick, "The Commissioner":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hom2Ty_MG5o

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (Dc2NZ)

155 "Left-wing Jews baffle me"

We learn our lesson eventually.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky! at December 02, 2021 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Samuel at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (kOpft)

156 How do trolls fit into the gnome social picture?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (VxC1e)

157 145 Nurse..I'm in my jammies. Does that count? lol.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at Dec


I'm in sweatpants and a t-shirt. Got rid of the bra as soon as I walked in the door.

All good! Pour a drink!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:38 PM (U2p+3)

158 2. Most Jews lost faith in God and religion after the Holocaust (hard to blame them).

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It's ironic because it wasn't low taxes, the Tiger tank, or the Stuka that committed the Holocaust. It was big government not respecting individual rights.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:38 PM (FVME7)

159 "Left-wing Jews baffle me"
We learn our lesson eventually.
Posted by: Leon Trotsky!

Not soon enough...

Posted by: George Soros at December 02, 2021 10:39 PM (sIxXb)

160 Look at the date on the story: February 10, 2020. Now think about everything that's happened in the world since then.


Nah, that's just part of the curse. We're under the curse of not following and not teaching our children to follow the Book.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 10:39 PM (lfdhp)

161 Uff da.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 10:39 PM (II3Gr)

162 Nurse..I'm in my jammies. Does that count? lol.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB


Got my vote.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 10:40 PM (r1z5A)

163
The irony is that it's easy to tell who makes the post.

MisHum never posts an "ONT". He always writes it out: "Thursday Overnight Open Thread". (Which is actually a TOOT or Thursday OOT).

WeirdDave is I think the only one who posts an "ONT", since he puts that in the post title.



Plus it says "Posted by: WeirdDave" at the bottom of the post. Subtle, I know.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2021 10:40 PM (rpsAg)

164 Jim SND well that's a gnome of a different color for sure!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:40 PM (nxdel)

165 83 Rat!

redchief is coming to town after Christmas for a few days.

It would be nice to show a little hospitality. Maybe LCD, Diogenes and Mark could join in. Of course, funsize and Sabrina and whoever else is around for a quickie is invited.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:23 PM (U2p+3)

Nurse - did you email me?

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:41 PM (Kab4E)

166 116 The Roman's didn't cuff Jesus to a chariot and drag him before Herod, the Jews did.
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Which scripturally means nothing. Pilate passed Jesus to Herod, and Herod passed him right back. Pilate passed the sentence, and sentence was carried out. Even put KING OF THE JEWS on the placard explaining what was done. Caiphas and company appealed the placard to Pilate, who told them politely to shove it, as he had washed his hands of the entire business.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 10:41 PM (W+kMI)

167 Plus it says "Posted by: WeirdDave" at the bottom of the post. Subtle, I know.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2021 10:40 PM (rpsAg)

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How do we know that's not an alias? Hmmmm?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 10:41 PM (VxC1e)

168 62 redchief!
I tried emailing. But it got sent back.

Do you have Rat's contact info?
Email him if you do.

I'd love to meet for a meal or a cocktail or both!! Whatever you have time for!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:16 PM (U2p+3)

Bah..late to replies. I got rat's email though...I'll contact him to start a thread.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:41 PM (Kab4E)

169 And half of West Seattle has no power.

It's not even storming right now.
Whatever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:41 PM (U2p+3)

170 Got rid of the bra as soon as I walked in the door.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:41 PM (nxdel)

171 Look at the date on the story: February 10, 2020.

Hey, my birthday. About a month later, the country went to shit.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 10:41 PM (Do5/p)

172 But I love Fiddler On The Roof.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:42 PM (hD2j4)

173 Critical Drinker HATES "Santa, Inc.":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PQruIfBVSs

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at December 02, 2021 10:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

174 Plus it says "Posted by: WeirdDave" at the bottom of the post. Subtle, I know.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2021 10:40 PM (rpsAg)

Who reads that far?

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 10:42 PM (kOpft)

175 Who reads that far?
Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 10:42 PM
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"Right above the comments," he means.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 10:43 PM (sGnvY)

176 I hate Illinois nazis

*slowly maneuvers out of traffic*

Posted by: Joliet Jake at December 02, 2021 10:43 PM (sIxXb)

177 100 Howdy all, thanks for the ONT MisHum.
Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2021 10:26

And there is the proof I didn't read before posting. Thanks WeirdDave.

Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2021 10:43 PM (55Qr6)

178 Plus it says "Posted by: WeirdDave" at the bottom of the post. Subtle, I know.
Posted by: Weirddave
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Whoa, duuuude...mind blown...!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 10:43 PM (UUBmN)

179 The only thing, IMO, odder then leftwing Jews are anti-Semitic Christians.

I mean...where do you think Jesus and the first Christians were from again?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:44 PM (ESjRY)

180 I'm not holding my breath.

Jews in the Russian Empire and Eastern Europe pre-WWII generally tended to be left-wing, given the rampant anti-Semitism of the established governments there.

For example, "pogrom" in Russian literally means "under the storm".

However, the successor Communist governments discovered that blaming things on "rootless cosmopolitans" was also useful. If you were Jewish in the Soviet Union, it literally stated "Jew" on the fifth line of your internal passport, which you had to show any time you applied for a job, applied to university, or had any other contact with Soviet officialdom.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky! at December 02, 2021 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

181 Got rid of the bra as soon as I walked in the door.
*fistbump*
Posted by: Jewells45

Me three!

Posted by: Mayor Trans Secretary Pete at December 02, 2021 10:44 PM (sIxXb)

182 I hate Illinois nazis

Don't overlook the ones currently in DC either.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:44 PM (ESjRY)

183 But I love Fiddler On The Roof.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:42 PM (hD2j4)

Ask some of the other commenters whether I am an unserious person who can be deflected with a mildly offensive joke.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:45 PM (Q9lwr)

184 Plus it says "Posted by: WeirdDave" at the bottom of the post. Subtle, I know.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2021 10:40 PM

Right. I'm just saying I can tell without scrolling down to see the "Posted by", by just looking at how the post title is worded.

Now if MisHum starts titling his posts ONT, my world will stop making any sense.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 10:45 PM (Do5/p)

185 95
Code of Conduct my ass.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 10:26 PM (Do5/p)

Mandates for both projects I work on (which we are contractors for) were canceled in the past month.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:45 PM (Kab4E)

186 Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

Seen the picture of that guy's foot with hole in it from a .45 haven't seen a pic of this busted vajayjay yet.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 10:45 PM (lfdhp)

187 Pity Mrs. Fauci. She has a gnome in her bed also.

Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 02, 2021 10:45 PM (JPtHE)

188 I really hate having to set up a new phone.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 10:45 PM (+my1P)

189 Fee Fie Fo Fum, I smell a troll here to disrupt.

Be he alive or be he dead, the Horde will break his will to comment on this thread.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 10:45 PM (9hXN1)

190 Why hasn't the federal contractor clot shot mandate been banned nationally yet as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:46 PM (ESjRY)

191 I mean...where do you think Jesus and the first Christians were from again?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:44 PM (ESjRY)

The Antioch Baptist Church!

Posted by: Bubba at December 02, 2021 10:46 PM (7bRMQ)

192 Ask some of the other commenters whether I am an unserious person who can be deflected with a mildly offensive joke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Ooh, I know this answer!

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 10:46 PM (+my1P)

193 Take a guess of the race and gender of the two in the side chat.
Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:01 PM (Kab4E)


I worked with the Spanish speakers, all of whom were English as their second language, and the attitude of the unit for the sexual harassment training was pretty much "of course he got in trouble, his technique is sooooo wrong"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 10:47 PM (ZMraq)

194 I honestly don't get the theme of "guns + naked women together".

I mean I like chocolate. And I like pizza. But what kind of idiot would try to combine them?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:47 PM (ESjRY)

195 Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

Vagina Monologues Screaming Bloody Murder

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 10:47 PM (Do5/p)

196 be deflected with a mildly offensive joke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Ooh, I know this answer!
Posted by: SMH
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***snort!***
Hey SMH!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2021 10:47 PM (UUBmN)

197 Eh, I am going to stick up for the Liberal Jews I know.

Most of them are passionate believers in standing up for those they feel have been wronged in a major way. They are all rabid about protecting the poor, minorities, etc.

I don't know any actual Red Diaper types from communist countries, but most of the Liberal Jews I know suffer from what I think of as Dubya Syndrome.

Just like Dubya thought all he had to do was get rid of Saddam and the Iraqis would miraculously turn into freedom loving, peaceful honorable citizens, my Lib Jewish friends ( who are everyone of them very successful professionals) think that if you just help people who come from unfortunate backgrounds or whatever, that they will in turn be successful, law abiding citizens...because they think everyone is going to be able to do what they have done.

I know more Conservative/Orthodox Jews than Liberal Jews, and I agree that most of them aren't practicing Jews, but some are.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 10:47 PM (KrMCC)

198 190 Why hasn't the federal contractor clot shot mandate been banned nationally yet as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:46 PM (ESjRY)

That's executive order based so it takes much slower to go through the system.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (Kab4E)

199 Why hasn't the federal contractor clot shot mandate been banned nationally yet as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:46 PM (ESjRY)
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Too much federal $$$ attached to it, most likely. That's exactly why the Board of Curators where I work rolled over like a bitch.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (K5n5d)

200 (((BrokeAssStuart)))
@BrokeAssStuart
I'm not hearing enough from dudes who were saved from an unwanted fatherhood because their partner was able to have an abortion.

Fellas, we should be shouting as loud as our partners, mothers, sisters, and friends right now.

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S THE ABORTION LOVING PROG CHICKS WHO SPEAK OF TOXIC MASCULINITY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (FVME7)

201 Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

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Maybe it was the gun's idea.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (VxC1e)

202 I thought this blog was supposed to be light and airy.
Does every blog have to come unglued over a simple discussion?
I would venture to say we are much more similar in belief than not.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (hD2j4)

203 "of course he got in trouble, his technique is sooooo wrong"

The girl I dated from Latin America mentioned that she *expected* the guys at work would flirt with her back home before she moved to the US. And what she was expecting was easily sexual harassment from modern American standards, but from her perspective it was just how men and women got along normally.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:49 PM (ESjRY)

204 I mean I like chocolate. And I like pizza. But what kind of idiot would try to combine them?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:47 PM (ESjRY)

There was a superb pizzeria in my little town, run by a guy literally straight off the boat from Naples. He made a pizza with Nutella that was his most popular pie.

Personally I thought it was repulsive beyond belief, but the brats loved it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:49 PM (Q9lwr)

205
I mean I like chocolate. And I like pizza. But what kind of idiot would try to combine them?
Posted by: 18-1


Chocolate blunder from down under.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 10:49 PM (63Dwl)

206 Danske Bank is reclassifying 95% of all its investment funds as ESG, or as I understand it, Essentially Green, even Royal Dutch Shell and FoMoCo among others.
_zh

Go Green !

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 10:49 PM (lfdhp)

207 Neither the Jews nor the Romans were responsible for the slaying of the Lamb of God.

Satan did it, thinking that manipulating mere mortals to kill the Son of God, would see hisself take over from God, and become the Almighty in his own right.

When Christ rose on the third day, it kind of messed up the devil's plans, there. Jews, Romans, Used Chevy Salesmen, it really didn't matter then, wouldn't matter now, WHO nailed Jesus to the Cross. It was on the Cross that He had to go, to become the Holy Sacrifice to die for us all. And because he was without sin, he defeated death, hell and the grave, and now offers us Salvation and eternal life, with Him.

Getting lost in the weeds of Romans or Jews is just exactly the kind of fog of darkness that the prince of darkness revels in, when folks wander into his trap.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 10:49 PM (QzJWU)

208 Hey lin-duh!

Got here just in time to see CBD lay waste to yet another troll.

Some things are just a joy to behold.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 10:49 PM (+my1P)

209 who can be deflected with a mildly offensive joke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Certainly not.

Everyone knows that truly offending Dildo requires maple syrup.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 10:50 PM (KrMCC)

210 Getting lost in the weeds of Romans or Jews is just exactly the kind of fog of darkness that the prince of darkness revels in, when folks wander into his trap.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 10:49 PM (QzJWU)
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Very eloquently stated, good sir!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:50 PM (K5n5d)

211 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 10:50 PM (arJlL)

212 I would venture to say we are much more similar in belief than not.
Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (hD2j4)

We firmly part ways when your views include blood libel against Jews, mother fucker.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 10:51 PM (KrMCC)

213 Does every blog have to come unglued over a simple discussion?

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (hD2j4)

Broadly hinting at the veracity of the Blood Libel is not my idea of a simple discussion.

I don't give a fuck whether you hate Jews, but you can fuck off of this blog if you bring that sort of attitude to the comments.

Remember, lots of people think they are Ace's secret racist friends, and lots of people think that they are his secret Jew-hating friends.

They're both wrong.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 10:52 PM (Q9lwr)

214 Why hasn't the federal contractor clot shot mandate been banned nationally yet as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:46 PM

This was sent out in FAQ by my employer on Tuesday (less than a week after they made a deal with UAW to exempt them from everything):

How is the company mandating a vaccine after the 5th circuit already said the federal government mandate is unconstitutional?

The US Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit issued a temporary stay of the Emergency Temporary Standard (ETS) issued by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA). That litigation pertains to OSHA's authority to issue the ETS as a government mandate. The ruling does not impact the ability of private employers to implement their own vaccine mandates.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 10:52 PM (Do5/p)

215 When Christ rose on the third day, it kind of messed up the devil's plans, there. Jews, Romans, Used Chevy Salesmen, it really didn't matter then, wouldn't matter now, WHO nailed Jesus to the Cross. It was on the Cross that He had to go, to become the Holy Sacrifice to die for us all. And because he was without sin, he defeated death, hell and the grave, and now offers us Salvation and eternal life, with Him.
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Amen and Hallelujah!

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 10:52 PM (+my1P)

216 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S THE ABORTION LOVING PROG CHICKS WHO SPEAK OF TOXIC MASCULINITY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (FVME7)

If the masculinity was all that toxic, you'd think the wimmenz wouldn't get knocked up by it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 10:52 PM (P3gRi)

217 PSA: Don't stick gun in hoo hoo.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 02, 2021 10:52 PM (SH2Zi)

218 201 Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong


Hate to be a drag but the jokes were exhausted on this subject a day or two ago.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 10:52 PM (AmoqO)

219 It was probably those damned Gypsies who killed Jesus.

Posted by: Larry Talbot at December 02, 2021 10:52 PM (0hbQ6)

220 I think we should all avenge by means of violence any and all wrongs done to anybody by anybody over the last two millennia. That is the recipe for Nirvana.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:53 PM (FVME7)

221 169 And half of West Seattle has no power.

It's not even storming right now.
Whatever.
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Your Progressive Democrat tax dollars at work, Nurse.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 10:54 PM (W+kMI)

222 220 I think we should all avenge by means of violence any and all wrongs done to anybody by anybody over the last two millennia. That is the recipe for Nirvana.

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I got dibs on the Mycenaean Greeks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 10:55 PM (VxC1e)

223 Your Progressive Democrat tax dollars at work, Nurse.
Posted by: exdem13 at De

Nah. Some douchebag street racers bashed into a power pole and there's lines across the street.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:56 PM (U2p+3)

224 Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

Hate to be a drag but the jokes were exhausted on this subject a day or two ago.
Posted by: Javems

O, ye of little faith! Was the gun a revulva or an aromatic?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:56 PM (FVME7)

225 Good evening morons and thanks wd

A discussion of those perfidious joos is perfect for the fifth night of Chanukah. Chag sameach morons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2021 10:56 PM (EZebt)

226 Hate to be a drag but the jokes were exhausted on this subject a day or two ago.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 10:52 PM (AmoqO

It isn't possible for any Moron in good standing to exhaust jokes on said topic. Have you forgotten where you are?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 10:56 PM (KrMCC)

227 *hands CBD topped-off, fresh magazine*

.45 ACP Blessings upon you, Moron! (and yeah, I've seen CBD shoot, and believe me. He's as accurate at the range as he is here on the trolls.)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 10:56 PM (QzJWU)

228 Doric bastards are long overdue for their comeuppance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 10:57 PM (VxC1e)

229 If you're going to pretend to be from The Great State of Idaho, please at least use the correct demonym.

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2021 10:57 PM (dB4Iz)

230 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S THE ABORTION LOVING PROG CHICKS WHO SPEAK OF TOXIC MASCULINITY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (FVME7)

IT'S EVEN FUNNIER WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT IN ORDER TO GET AN ABORTION, FEMINISTS NEED THAT "MASCULINITY" TO GET KNOCKED UP.

Posted by: pookysgirl, channeling her favorite Steelers QB at December 02, 2021 10:57 PM (XKZwp)

231 Famous Potatoes ???

Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (okV1R)

232 Neither the Jews nor the Romans were responsible for the slaying of the Lamb of God.

Satan did it, thinking that manipulating mere mortals to kill the Son of God, would see hisself take over from God, and become the Almighty in his own right.


How does that harmonize with Matthew 27:24-25 ?
"I [Pilate] am innocent of this man's blood; see to it yourselves" and all of the people answered "His blood be on us and on our children!"

That didn't happen?

Posted by: Batman at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (+LCoQ)

233 I got dibs on the Mycenaean Greeks.

Get in line, Roman.

Posted by: Hector at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (ESjRY)

234 The girl I dated from Latin America mentioned that she *expected* the guys at work would flirt with her back home before she moved to the US. And what she was expecting was easily sexual harassment from modern American standards, but from her perspective it was just how men and women got along normally.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:49 PM (ESjRY)


Fun crew to work with, some of them were quite straight laced, but fun. About as sensitive as a welding shop.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (ZMraq)

235 227 *hands CBD topped-off, fresh magazine*

.45 ACP Blessings upon you, Moron! (and yeah, I've seen CBD shoot, and believe me. He's as accurate at the range as he is here on the trolls.)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December


Whoohoo! I got your 6!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (U2p+3)

236 Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong
Hate to be a drag but the jokes were exhausted on this subject a day or two ago.
Posted by: Javems

Hey, don't snatch our simple pleasures away! Beavery sad if you did.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (sIxXb)

237 Election Wizard
at_ElectionWiz

MANCHIN, in stmt: "I do not support any government vaccine mandate on private businesses. That's why I have cosponsored and will strongly support a bill to overturn the federal government vaccine mandate for private businesses."

9:56 PM - Dec 2, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3rwdOa3

Unfortunately, this will do nothing to stop the Big3 auto companies implementing their own mandates on all their salaried employees only, which they are doing.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (Do5/p)

238 So I've been on pierogi kick.

Tonight I made some dessert pierogi.

Filing was raspberry jam and chocolate, 5 minute boil, pan fry in some lard, dust with confectioners sugar.

Eat them with some after dinner coffee.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (Avp4z)

239 Dumping Batman sock

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (+LCoQ)

240 Hate to be a drag but the jokes were exhausted on this subject a day or two ago.
Posted by: Javems

O, ye of little faith! Was the gun a revulva or an aromatic?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:56 PM (FVME7)

Was she a bad shot, and missed a period?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (P3gRi)

241 But "Idahonian" can f*ck right off. Maybe take some time to reflect?

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2021 10:59 PM (dB4Iz)

242 A palate cleanser on religion brought to y'all by the the First Self Righteous Church in Pascagoula, MS;

https://tinyurl.com/2p8k6yyx

Actually, Ray Stevens' Mississippi Squirrel Revival song link.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:00 PM (9hXN1)

243 Hiya JQ !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 11:00 PM (arJlL)

244 *Sniff, sniff * What's that smell?

@Breaking911 4m

NEW: Oregon Rep. Peter DeFazio becomes the 19th House Democrat to opt against running for reelection in 2022 - The Hill

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2021 11:00 PM (1t5dY)

245 Todd crucified Jesus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:00 PM (II3Gr)

246 I suppose a rousing Fuck Off is in order.
I leave you just as I found you. In a little gray box of your own making

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 11:00 PM (hD2j4)

247 .45 ACP Blessings upon you, Moron!

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 10:56 PM (QzJWU)

That Walther PPQ sure is a nice shooter!

Another few hundred rounds without a problem and it may take the place of my H&K USP .40S&W as my primary home defense pistol.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:01 PM (Q9lwr)

248 240 Hate to be a drag but the jokes were exhausted on this subject a day or two ago.
Posted by: Javems

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You really can't stop it. This is a pubic forum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 11:01 PM (VxC1e)

249 I will check it out. I love gnomes. Seriously my husband thinks I'm nuts but I have gnomes everywhere. Halloween gnomes, Easter gnomes, Christmas gnomes..you name it I have a gnome for it.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 02, 2021 10:20 PM (nxdel)


Have you read Terry Pratchett's Bromeliad Trilogy? The gnomes have always lived in the department store and denied that life outside was possible, and then one day the sign of the Apocalypse came. It said: Going Out Of Business Sale

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 11:01 PM (ZMraq)

250 O, ye of little faith! Was the gun a revulva or an aromatic?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 10:56 PM (FVME7)

Would you like your roast beef toasted or pulverized?

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (SH2Zi)

251 "It was on the Cross that He had to go, to become the Holy Sacrifice to die for us all."

Right ... and Jesus had the option, he said he could have called on angels to save him at any time. He offered himself, even though in prayer with his Father God, he said "If there be any other way, let this cup pass from me".

Only in the worldly view was his life TAKEN, Jesus, the only begotten son of God, OFFERED himself ... the lamb of God, now high priest forever (after the order of Melchizedek, which is also interesting).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (Cus5s)

252 It isn't possible for any Moron in good standing to exhaust jokes on said topic. Have you forgotten where you are?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 10:56 PM (KrMCC)


I'm afraid I have.







Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (AmoqO)

253 Nah. Some douchebag street racers bashed into a power pole and there's lines across the street.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Hey! It's a victimless crime, except for you know, the victims.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (r1z5A)

254 Does every blog have to come unglued over a simple discussion?

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM (hD2j4)

Idahoans are called Idahoans. What is an Idahonian?

Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

255 Adjective
Idahonian (comparative more Idahonian, superlative most Idahonian)

Of or relating to the American state of Idaho.
Synonym: Idahoan

still doesn't sound right

Posted by: 5280 at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (oSX/P)

256 Wait. Don't go.

I was going to make espresso!

Posted by: The Blind Hermit at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (VxC1e)

257 And the door should hit your ass on the way out, "Idahonian"

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (dB4Iz)

258 I suppose a rousing Fuck Off is in order.
I leave you just as I found you. In a little gray box of your own making

Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 11:00 PM (hD2j4)

And I will leave you just as I found you...in your mom's basement, masturbating in front of your computer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (Q9lwr)

259 *Sniff, sniff * What's that smell?
Posted by: weft

Wake me when it's quicklime or woodchipper lube.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (sIxXb)

260 Idahoans are called Idahoans. What is an Idahonian?
Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:03 PM (II3Gr)

261 ZOD?

I think I found your grumpy people!

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2021 11:03 PM (mbFEM)

262 You really can't stop it. This is a pubic forum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 11:01 PM (VxC1e)


OK

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:03 PM (AmoqO)

263 Posted by: Batman at December 02, 2021 10:58 PM (+LCoQ)

Last I read, it was Romans who nailed Him to the cross.

I have never understood Christian anger against Jews. I never even heard of it til I moved to California. In my neck of the woods, Jews were revered as God's Chosen.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:03 PM (KrMCC)

264 A palate cleanser on religion brought to y'all by the the First Self Righteous Church in Pascagoula, MS;

Posted by: whig

Great song but wow, Pascagoula. Wow. Had business at a DDG under construction there. I never knew what a shithole commercial shipyards could be. Six inches of rust and grime everywhere in the Mississippi heat and humidity. The only thing that could have made it worse would have been if it was next to a cat food processing plant.

Oh wait. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 11:03 PM (mD/uy)

265 Hey! It's a victimless crime, except for you know, the victims.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (r1z5A)

Well, look on the bright side. There may be one or two fewer street racers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (P3gRi)

266 Hiya JT!

Posted by: JQ at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (dB4Iz)

267 I live in Idahonia. We grow big fluffy tomatoes there.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (mNhhD)

268 Cam girl did a de-mons-tration.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (II3Gr)

269 There's a little gray box, with carrots in the chili ...

A little gray box, where everything's just dilly ...

Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (okV1R)

270 I've always assumed the "most Jews are proggies" line is about the same as the "most blacks are criminals" and "most rural whites are hillbilly meth-heads" lines. That's what gets shown on the screen, and most people are dim enough that they just believe whatever the screen tells them to believe. It's easier now than ever before. For decades, the screen was anchored in the living room. Now, it fits in your pocket and can be taken anywhere. And people still believe what it tells them to believe, because that's easier than actually thinking.

I am a white dude who lives out in the sticks, and I am neither a hillbilly nor a meth-head. And while there aren't very many Jews around here, and even fewer black people, the black people I know aren't criminals, and the Jews I know aren't liberals. So I'm guessing that, just like on every other topic, the screen is full of shit.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (lNHqD)

271 Batman. It happened, and it doesn't matter to the conversation. Would not have mattered if (again) Used Chevy Salesmen had delivered Christ unto Pilate.

You're fixating on "The Jews" having done it. Your focus should be on the will of the devil, who was behind the whipping up of their frenzy.

Much as one has the wrong focus to wholly blame antifa, without fixing the actual blame where it ultimately belongs. On Soros, who also has satan behind him, whipping things up, yet again.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 11:05 PM (QzJWU)

272 179 The only thing, IMO, odder then leftwing Jews are anti-Semitic Christians.

I mean...where do you think Jesus and the first Christians were from again?
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One of the branches of the Gnostic tree (Marconians?) stated that the Jews were responsible for the Death of Jesus, and also that Jesus wasn't really a Jew. The Orthodox clergy cited that teaching for their sect being declared a heresy. The Nicene Creed in the reign of Constantine firmly and officially stated for the ages that Jesus was crucified under Pontius Pilate. The spate of anti-Jewish riots and controls in the time of the Crusades had more to do with the canceling of monetary debts to Jewish money lenders and playing the "blame the stranger" game than official theological proofs. Religious claims of little truth were used as the cover for what would otherwise have been lawless behavior. That sort of thing, extended to the Reformation, is why our Founders were determined to practice legal tolerance of religious observation.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:05 PM (W+kMI)

273 NEW: Oregon Rep. Peter DeFazio becomes the 19th House Democrat to opt against running for reelection in 2022 - The Hill
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Does this mean anything? Would a Republican have a chance? Or is this a patty murray not running kinda deal?

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:05 PM (r1z5A)

274 in your mom's basement, masturbating in front of your computer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Wait, now we're playing Milennial Clue?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2021 11:05 PM (sIxXb)

275 Idahonia captured Silesia from the Hapsburgs when they weren't looking. True fact.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (VxC1e)

276 I'm afraid I have.
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (AmoqO)

Not to worry, you'll get used to it eventually!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (KrMCC)

277 And I will leave you just as I found you...in your mom's basement, masturbating in front of your computer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (Q9lwr)

Well.... You *would* know what kind of equipment he's using...

Posted by: pookysgirl, ducking and running at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (XKZwp)

278 If I may be forgiven a bit of reflection:

I was pretty young - grade school - when I first was introduced to the idea of "the Jews killed Jesus." (You heard that kind of thing sometimes in 1950s Oklahoma.) Even then I figured out why it was so dumb. First, the gospels seemed clear to me - it was some Jews and the Romans conspiring to kill... another Jew and his Jewish followers. Jesus was teaching Judaism, on the whole. But, second, I never was able to accept any what ya call group guilt. All Jews killed Jesus. All whites are slavers. Um, no.

I've always thought the real political antagonism to Jesus was well put in Louis Cassel's small 1970 book, This Fellow Jesus, one of the books I always keep handy:

"So they [religious leaders and political authorities] decided, with that bland disregard for individual rights which is the hallmark of all well-established Establishments, that they'd better get rid of the troublemaker."

Easy to understand, in any era. Especially now.

/rambling introspection

Posted by: mindful webworker - hix chix dix, clix for stoogey webwork at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (gUnY3)

279 "I [Pilate] am innocent of this man's blood; see to it yourselves" and all of the people answered "His blood be on us and on our children!"

I note that as a Christian, a want Christ's blood to cover me and my children, too. It's the only solution to sin there is.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (kOpft)

280 Unfortunately, this will do nothing to stop the Big3 auto companies implementing their own mandates on all their salaried employees only, which they are doing.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Don't count on it, might have some pretty bad lawsuits for damages over vaxx requirement without government cover. Also see the court mandated FDA FOIA release today on Pfizer adverse reactions during the trials. https://tinyurl.com/2wx7zpuh

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (9hXN1)

281 >Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

Vaginal discharge

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (cSs/W)

282 I would venture to say we are much more similar in belief than not.
Posted by: Idahonian at December 02, 2021 10:48 PM


Belloq: You and I are very much alike.
Indiana Jones: Now you're getting nasty.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (EughT)

283 *BANG*
*BANG*

Why'd you shoot twice?
I didn't!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (II3Gr)

284 Anyone seen our narrator? He's missing again.

Posted by: Oberammergau Production Co. at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (VxC1e)

285 ""I [Pilate] am innocent of this man's blood; see to it yourselves" and all of the people answered "His blood be on us and on our children!" That didn't happen?"

Men with sin nature have choices ... some choose poorly. None are innocent, no not one, but sin NATURE apparently still has different levels of "innocence". We have free will, even as we are imperfect.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (Cus5s)

286 Pretty sure it was my sins who put Jesus on the cross. Not claiming too much credit. It's just that I only really know myself fully, so in that respect I am the chief of sinners.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (mJnIC)

287 I am a white dude who lives out in the sticks, and I am neither a hillbilly nor a meth-head

Well, but surely you have a still and/or have had sex with your sister?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (KrMCC)

288 If you're going to pretend to be from The Great State of Idaho, please at least use the correct demonym.
Posted by: JQ

The troll is supposed to emulate a Tater?
Don't you think one is enough?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (le8sw)

289 >>>Hate to be a drag but the jokes were exhausted on this subject a day or two ago.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 10:52 PM (AmoqO)
---------------

Problem is the video has not been leaked.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (lfdhp)

290 NEW: Oregon Rep. Peter DeFazio becomes the 19th House Democrat to opt against running for reelection in 2022 - The Hill

It's pretty funny that DeFazio retired after he saw Oregon's final redistricting map. The map is intended to create four Democratic House districts, one Republican, and one "toss-up" district (DeFazio's district). (Each of the four intended Democratic House districts has a slice of Portland, the Pyongyang of Oregon.)

DeFazio only won by five points last time - he's seeing which way the wind is blowing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (I2/tG)

291 I've always assumed the "most Jews are proggies" line is about the same as the "most blacks are criminals" and "most rural whites are hillbilly meth-heads" lines.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (lNHqD)

Many Jews are progressive, but the correlation between leftist politics and complete detachment from actual religious practice is significant.

So assuming that the further left a Jew is the less seriously he takes Judaism is a pretty reasonable thing. And the converse is just as reasonable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (Q9lwr)

292 >Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong
Vaginal discharge
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

You sank my little man in the battleship!

Posted by: That chick with the newly ventilated snootch at December 02, 2021 11:09 PM (sIxXb)

293 I have never understood Christian anger against Jews. I never even heard of it til I moved to California. In my neck of the woods, Jews were revered as God's Chosen.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:03 PM

As I understand it (and I could be wrong, I am definitely no Christian scholar), Christian faith teaches that the only way to be saved is through belief in Jesus as Savior. Which I think means that anyone who doesn't end up holding that belief before they die, is not saved.

Since I think the Jewish religion does not profess belief in Jesus as Savior, wouldn't Christians want to try to save Jews (not be angry at them) by convincing them to believe? Or is the belief that Jews are God's chosen people mean that Jews are saved no matter if they believe in Jesus or not?

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:09 PM (Do5/p)

294 >Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

Vaginal discharge
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (cSs/W)

Don't take vaginal discharge if vaginal discharge is not right for you.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:09 PM (SH2Zi)

295 Rome nailed Christ to the Cross. But it was the Jews who delivered Jesus to the Romans. Pilate gave them more than one out. They told him, no, release the murderer instead, this Jesus guy is a bit too much.

But Israel's rejection of God's Covenant is the story of the Old Testament. Over and over they did it, still he loved them. That's how the Book works.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2021 11:09 PM (mbFEM)

296 273 NEW: Oregon Rep. Peter DeFazio becomes the 19th House Democrat to opt against running for reelection in 2022 - The Hill
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Does this mean anything? Would a Republican have a chance? Or is this a patty murray not running kinda deal?

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:05 PM (r1z5A)

Not sure, but I heard that one of the Marines(?) who stopped the terrorist on the Paris is running for the seat.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:09 PM (Kab4E)

297 Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

Vaginal discharge
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (cSs/W)


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:10 PM (KrMCC)

298 Great song but wow, Pascagoula. Wow. Had business at a DDG under construction there. I never knew what a shithole commercial shipyards could be. Six inches of rust and grime everywhere in the Mississippi heat and humidity. The only thing that could have made it worse would have been if it was next to a cat food processing plant.

Oh wait. . .

Posted by: Tonypete

Well, it IS known as part of the Redneck Riviera.

FWIW, I once lived in a town with a papermill that stank particularly when the wind was blowing in from the plant. The locals said the smell was like jobs and money to them.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:10 PM (9hXN1)

299 287 I am a white dude who lives out in the sticks, and I am neither a hillbilly nor a meth-head

Well, but surely you have a still and/or have had sex with your sister?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:08 PM (KrMCC)
----------------------------

Totally untrue! I don't even have any siblings!

*quietly slides kettles and copper tubing out of frame

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:10 PM (lNHqD)

300 It's just that I only really know myself fully, so in that respect I am the chief of sinners.

Posted by: Sharkman

Realizing that is the key to choosing the narrow path. Hopefully, see you in Purgatory!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 11:10 PM (mD/uy)

301 ..I live in Idahonia. We grow big fluffy tomatoes there.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (mNhhD)


A small, local restaurant chain 'round here. "Kelley's Country Cooking."

Not saying they serve YUGE Idaho Potatoes, but when the waitress delivers one to your table, it's accompanied by a Certified Idaho Realtor who presents you with a Title Deed to that plateful of Idaho real estate.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 11:10 PM (QzJWU)

302 You sank my little man in the battleship!
Posted by: That chick with the newly ventilated snootch at December 02, 2021 11:09 PM (sIxXb)

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home . . .

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:10 PM (SH2Zi)

303 Does this mean anything? Would a Republican have a chance? Or is this a patty murray not running kinda deal?
Posted by: Some Rat


Eh, don't know. It's on the coast with Eugene in the north, middle part. Shrillary barely won it in 2016, but Jo-Jo BiteMe won 51 - 47.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2021 11:11 PM (1t5dY)

304 276 I'm afraid I have.
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (AmoqO)

Not to worry, you'll get used to it eventually!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (KrMCC)


After 10 years you would think I would have.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:11 PM (AmoqO)

305 You *would* know what kind of equipment he's using...

Posted by: pookysgirl, ducking and running at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (XKZwp)

Oh...yuck....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:11 PM (Q9lwr)

306 I have never understood Christian anger against Jews. I never even heard of it til I moved to California. In my neck of the woods, Jews were revered as God's Chosen.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
___

True Christians realize this.

Haters, not so much.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 11:12 PM (+my1P)

307 Great news!!! Mitch comes through for the party again!!!

Uh, the Democrat party.

https://tinyurl.com/mvdk69a

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 11:12 PM (7bRMQ)

308 Totally untrue! I don't even have any siblings!

*quietly slides kettles and copper tubing out of frame

Posted by: Pennsyltucky

Oh, a man of refinement and knowledge it seems.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:12 PM (9hXN1)

309 Not in Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels, they aren't. They are pretty terrifying wee men. Think Celtic berserkers that are only a few inches tall. But with the strength of a full grown man. They are freaking scary.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 10:37 PM (K5n5d)




"There Can Only Be 10,000!"

Mad, drunken, ungovernable, cunning, bastards.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2021 11:12 PM (ZMraq)

310 Does this mean anything? Would a Republican have a chance? Or is this a patty murray not running kinda deal?

It's a 50-50 district, and I don't think redistricting changed that very much. It combines deep blue college town Eugene with deep red rural southern Oregon. DeFazio kept winning with incumbency, a reputation as a moderate, and excellent retail politicking.

A Democratic left-winger pretending to be a moderate has already announced that she is running, but my expectation is that a Republican will win it next time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2021 11:12 PM (I2/tG)

311 *BANG*
*BANG*
Why'd you shoot twice?
I didn't!!!
Posted by: Insomniac

Heh. Big as a house...

Posted by: Hawkins at December 02, 2021 11:13 PM (sIxXb)

312 270 I've always assumed the "most Jews are proggies" line is about the same as the "most blacks are criminals" and "most rural whites are hillbilly meth-heads" lines. That's what gets shown on the screen, and most people are dim enough that they just believe whatever the screen tells them to believe. It's easier now than ever before. For decades, the screen was anchored in the living room. Now, it fits in your pocket and can be taken anywhere. And people still believe what it tells them to believe, because that's easier than actually thinking.
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Pensyltucky, you speak truth. A stereotype is a stereotype and doesn't help spread understanding or the unity the Progressive Left likes to prattle on about right before they cancel someone for not being like them. It's a sad fact that stereotypes do have a factual origin in the bad example of some person, but blanket assertions need to be heeded and discredited as such. Now excuse me while I write another angry comment damning all the gubment employees of D.C. as globalist greedy commie traitors.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:13 PM (W+kMI)

313 Don't count on it, might have some pretty bad lawsuits for damages over vaxx requirement without government cover. Also see the court mandated FDA FOIA release today on Pfizer adverse reactions during the trials. https://tinyurl.com/2wx7zpuh

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM

These large companies are probably counting on people like me being unable - or unwilling - to bring a lawsuit against them. And they are probably right.

But that may change if there are enough people who refuse the vaccine and refuse to submit exemptions and end up getting fired.

Or these companies know something we don't and have some knowledge that the suspension of the government mandate is not going to hold and will be back in effect next year.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:14 PM (Do5/p)

314 307 Great news!!! Mitch comes through for the party again!!!

Uh, the Democrat party.

https://tinyurl.com/mvdk69a

Posted by: OrangeEnt

Mitch has a problem though, it only takes one Senator to object to unanimous consent and banning the vaxx mandate is the condition that a fair number of Republican Senators plus Manchin at least demand.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:14 PM (9hXN1)

315 I will check it out. I love gnomes. Seriously my husband thinks I'm nuts but I have gnomes everywhere. Halloween gnomes, Easter gnomes, Christmas gnomes..you name it I have a gnome for it.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB



You might enjoy Les Claypool and the Holy Mackerel's song "Granny's Little Garden Gnome":

https://youtu.be/nwjovZYjPrI

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 11:14 PM (mJnIC)

316 quietly slides kettles and copper tubing out of frame

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:10 PM (lNHqD)

I'll trade you a sous vide pork roast for a quart of your finest!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Q9lwr)

317 Cam girl did a de-mons-tration.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:04 PM (II3Gr)

That was a bad desnizzion

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (SH2Zi)

318 *quietly slides kettles and copper tubing out of frame
Posted by: Pennsyltucky


I laughed.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (r1z5A)

319 Great news!!! Mitch comes through for the party again!!!
Uh, the Democrat party.
https://tinyurl.com/mvdk69a
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Ol' Mitch ain't in this for the hunting. He's graduated to Rusty Rudder Republican.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (sIxXb)

320 306 I have never understood Christian anger against Jews. I never even heard of it til I moved to California. In my neck of the woods, Jews were revered as God's Chosen.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
___

True Christians realize this.

Haters, not so much.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 11:12 PM (+my1P)

The most anti-semitic people I knew in CA? They were Mormon.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Kab4E)

321 Israel and the Church - An Israeli Examines God's Unfolding Plans For His Chosen Peoples

https://tinyurl.com/2p9x8vxr

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (+my1P)

322 Now excuse me while I write another angry comment damning all the gubment employees of D.C. as globalist greedy commie traitors.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:13 PM (W+kMI)

That's different. They chose to be greedy globalist commie traitors, because that's what the recruiting process selects for.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (P3gRi)

323 I'll trade you a sous vide pork roast for a quart of your finest!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

He's warming to the idea CBD.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (mD/uy)

324 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:09 PM (Do5/p)

You are correct in your theology as most Christians interpret the Bible. It's why Jewish people are so horrified by Evangelical type Christians...they tend to be very, uh, fervent in their desire to save Jewish souls.

I am merely saying that I had never heard of the whole "damn Joooos killed Jesus" thing til I left Appalachia.

I mean, sure, we knew the Jews asked for a prisoner exchange, and Pilate obliged.

But where I come from, if I tell you to go jump off a bridge, and you actually do that, I am not the one who would be considered an idiot.

Plus, it was God's plan, etc, etc.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (KrMCC)

325 But Israel's rejection of God's Covenant is the story of the Old Testament. Over and over they did it, still he loved them. That's how the Book works.

Yeah, I would remember how Christians are described relative to them, and keep some humility, too. The parable of the rich man's banquet-His friends turned him down so He sent His servants out into the streets to pick up whatever riff raff they could find just to fill the banquet hall. And I think in Romans, Paul talks about the scale of the Christian church, while The Lord loves each of us individually, is largely about making the Hebrews jealous in order to eventually draw them back.

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 11:16 PM (kOpft)

326 Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 11:12 PM (+my1P)

High-five! And hugs!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:16 PM (KrMCC)

327
The most anti-semitic people I knew in CA? They were Mormon.
Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Kab4E)

Ooo, ooo, Mormon hate, Mormon hate!
*points accusatory finger*
*jumps up and down*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:17 PM (II3Gr)

328 FWIW, I once lived in a town with a papermill that stank particularly when the wind was blowing in from the plant. The locals said the smell was like jobs and money to them.
Posted by: whig

Covington, VA?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 02, 2021 11:18 PM (sIxXb)

329 The most anti-semitic people I knew in CA? They were Mormon.
Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Kab4E)

It's kind of a thing up here in the inland NW.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:18 PM (SH2Zi)

330 307 Great news!!! Mitch comes through for the party again!!!

Uh, the Democrat party.

https://tinyurl.com/mvdk69a
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McConnell plays Judas again, the faithless, honorless, China-bought career political tampon. When the Revolution comes he gets put on the same gallows as Schumer.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:18 PM (W+kMI)

331 You are correct in your theology as most Christians interpret the Bible. It's why Jewish people are so horrified by Evangelical type Christians...they tend to be very, uh, fervent in their desire to save Jewish souls.
___

As an Evangelical believer myself, no, I don't want to see anyone separated from God for eternity, but at the end of the day, there's really nothing I can do, except share the Gospel.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 11:19 PM (+my1P)

332 paging bonhomme

Posted by: 5280 at December 02, 2021 11:19 PM (oSX/P)

333 The most anti-semitic people I knew in CA? They were Mormon.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Kab4E)

My experience was quite different. I found the most virulent Jew-haters were the communists.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:19 PM (Q9lwr)

334 Or these companies know something we don't and have some knowledge that the suspension of the government mandate is not going to hold and will be back in effect next year.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton

Actually, the rulings by the courts are piling up plus the fact that most OSHA emergency mandates have lost in court is probably going to doom it. Cleveland Clinic has now suspended the mandate for example. It becomes easier for the courts to stop it as Biden's popularity drops and public resistance is kicking in.

The problem is that one or two and done is now becoming 3,4,5 etc. which is like rolling the dice on bad side effects each time.

I would worry more about what a state mandates as states have plenary power to enact measures for health, safety, and welfare which is what Jacobson v. Mass was about.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:19 PM (9hXN1)

335 Yikes, just read about the chick blasting the gash. Damn...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2021 11:20 PM (VwHCD)

336 The Scientologists welcome all faiths and creeds!

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 02, 2021 11:20 PM (VxC1e)

337 Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (AmoqO)

Not to worry, you'll get used to it eventually!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (KrMCC)

I've just noticed it recently. I always ask why don't you like Jewish people? They take it back and look embarrassed. I think some people don't like someone for some other reason and then say well they are Jewish. I don't like that at all. It seems to me they grew up hearing parents say that.
I'm Portuguese, if someone doesn't like someone that is a Portagee, they say the same thing only they add dumb/stupid in the statement.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2021 11:20 PM (nYE42)

338 I am merely saying that I had never heard of the whole "damn Joooos killed Jesus" thing til I left Appalachia.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM

I was raised Catholic. Catholic mass every Sunday, Catholic grammar school and high school. And I don't remember ever hearing anyone have bad opinions about Jews (or anyone for that matter). So I have no idea where that attitude comes from.

I remember watching the movie "School Ties" with Brendan Frasier. The bigotry by the characters in the movie just shocked me.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:20 PM (Do5/p)

339 Covington, VA?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Pine Bluff, AR

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:20 PM (9hXN1)

340 My daughter in Texas attends a church led by a pastor who's Jewish.

She's learning a lot about Hanukkah.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 11:21 PM (+my1P)

341 And, as a rather important note, I'll point out Mel Gibson used a shot of his own hand nailing Christ to the cross in The Passion as we are ALL responsible for the need for Christ's sacrifice.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 10:27 PM (ESjRY)

That was Adam and Eve's fault.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 02, 2021 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)

342 280 Unfortunately, this will do nothing to stop the Big3 auto companies implementing their own mandates on all their salaried employees only, which they are doing.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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This could turn around faster than a US Aircraft Carrier.
_See that post about Danske Bank reclassifying 95% of its holdings as Green. Businesses are getting shocked by their employees on one end and fed up on the other.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 11:21 PM (lfdhp)

343 The most anti-semitic people I knew in CA? They were Mormon.
Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Kab4E)


Seriously?! I don't think I've ever met a Mormon who had a negative thing to say about anything, not even hair in their food at a restaurant.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:21 PM (KrMCC)

344 My experience was quite different. I found the most virulent Jew-haters were the communists.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:19 PM (Q9lwr)

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Their doctors will kill you!

Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin at December 02, 2021 11:21 PM (VxC1e)

345 Whew. Getting caught up on comments. With my random ramble, I didn't mean to add fuel to the fires of whatever's up tonight, if I did.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for dizzy doctors webwork at December 02, 2021 11:21 PM (gUnY3)

346 FWIW, Clyde read that FOIA release in detail. It will give you some facts on adverse reactions during the trials directly from Pfizer itself.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (9hXN1)

347 McConnell plays Judas again, the faithless, honorless, China-bought career political tampon. When the Revolution comes he gets put on the same gallows as Schumer.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:18 PM (W+kMI)

But not with Nadler. Too much weight....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (7bRMQ)

348 Howdy!

Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (OWf+s)

349 It's why Jewish people are so horrified by Evangelical type Christians...they tend to be very, uh, fervent in their desire to save Jewish souls.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (KrMCC)

I'm not horrified at all! I get the occasional visitor who tries to convert me, and I almost always have a pleasant conversation that I begin by telling them that I love being Jewish and that I have no plans to convert, but i would welcome a friendly chat!

In my experience the Jews who find evangelicals distasteful are secular, liberal Jews.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (Q9lwr)

350 Covington, VA?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


Aberdeen Wa., Tacoma Wa., Lewiston Id, Spokane Wa., ya know, just about anytown PNW...in the old days.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (r1z5A)

351 324
I am merely saying that I had never heard of the whole "damn Joooos killed Jesus" thing til I left Appalachia.

But where I come from, if I tell you to go jump off a bridge, and you actually do that, I am not the one who would be considered an idiot.
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I've always thought, Tammy, that the good people of Appalachia possessed a great measure of simple truth, honesty, and common sense.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (W+kMI)

352 The Roman's didn't cuff Jesus to a chariot and drag him before Herod, the Jews did.

Posted by: Idahonian



Chariot?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (mJnIC)

353
348 Howdy!
Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (OWf+s)

It just occurred to me that your nic backwards is "food."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (II3Gr)

354 Great news!!! Mitch comes through for the party again!!!

Any chance the KY Republican party kicks him out over this?

This is acquiesce to a crime against humanity

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (ESjRY)

355 Ooo, ooo, Mormon hate, Mormon hate!
*points accusatory finger*
*jumps up and down*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:17 PM (II3Gr)

Why do I hear that in Gomer Pyle's voice: "Citizen's arrest! Citizen's arrest!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)

356 We were taught (as Catholics) that Jews had their own covenant with God, and this was to be respected.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (rI0Tt)

357 Aberdeen Wa., Tacoma Wa., Lewiston Id, Spokane Wa., ya know, just about anytown PNW...in the old days.

Not so old.

Posted by: Camas, Washington! at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (I2/tG)

358 343 The most anti-semitic people I knew in CA? They were Mormon.
Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Kab4E)

Seriously?! I don't think I've ever met a Mormon who had a negative thing to say about anything, not even hair in their food at a restaurant.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:21 PM (KrMCC)

I was surprised too. But they were the whole "the jews were responsible for the death of Christ" types.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (Kab4E)

359 Howdy!

Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (OWf+s)

I thought that something was supposed to be done about this "Doof" guy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (Q9lwr)

360

Chariot?
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (mJnIC)

Sweet.

Comin for to carry me hoooooooome

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (II3Gr)

361 316 quietly slides kettles and copper tubing out of frame

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:10 PM (lNHqD)

I'll trade you a sous vide pork roast for a quart of your finest!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Q9lwr)


I'll send you a quart of my Special Reserve, which comes with a complimentary white cane and a pair of dark glasses.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:24 PM (lNHqD)

362 I would worry more about what a state mandates as states have plenary power to enact measures for health, safety, and welfare which is what Jacobson v. Mass was about.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:19 PM

Yeah, the Big3 may be counting on the Democrat government in Michigan protecting them from any lawsuits. But I would think that if a federal mandate is unconstitutional, then a state mandate would be as well. But I guess that would then have to be determined based on the Michigan Constitution. And Wretched Whitmer and her minions have been doing unconstitutional BS the past 21 months without consequence.

I guess we'll see. I submitted my exemption request, now it's the Tom Petty part of the process...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:25 PM (Do5/p)

363 I've just noticed it recently. I always ask why don't you like Jewish people? They take it back and look embarrassed. I think some people don't like someone for some other reason and then say well they are Jewish.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2021 11:20 PM (nYE42)

I think a lot of it is popular culture and indoctrination to hate Israel and the "secret cabal" that controls the meaningless life.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:25 PM (SH2Zi)

364 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:20 PM (Do5/p)

Yes! I seriously never heard anything anti-Semetic til I moved to Los Angeles.

In all fairness, I doubt there were any Jewish people in a 2 hour radius from my childhood home, so that may be why it was unknown to me.

It was a shock to me to read about it. I still don't know anyone who has anti-Semetic views, although I do know plenty of racists.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:25 PM (KrMCC)

365 316 quietly slides kettles and copper tubing out of frame

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:10 PM (lNHqD)

I'll trade you a sous vide pork roast for a quart of your finest!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Q9lwr)

Recipe time now CBD!

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:25 PM (Kab4E)

366
I guess we'll see. I submitted my exemption request, now it's the Tom Petty part of the process...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:25 PM (Do5/p)

You're running down a dream?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:25 PM (II3Gr)

367 333 The most anti-semitic people I knew in CA? They were Mormon.

Posted by: redchief at December 02, 2021 11:15 PM (Kab4E)

My experience was quite different. I found the most virulent Jew-haters were the communists.
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I think CBD that the Communists were anti-Semitic as they were anti-Christian, anti-Buddhist, or anti-other faith. Communism being officially atheist and genuflecting only to the State, they become hostile towards any attachment to a belief and power that is not dependent from their heretical devotion to the Politburo and the deified Great Leader.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:26 PM (W+kMI)

368 You got lucky?

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (SH2Zi)

369 I guess we'll see. I submitted my exemption request, now it's the Tom Petty part of the process...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:25 PM (Do5/p)

You're running down a dream?


At least he don't have to live like a refugee.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (SchxB)

370 I have never understood Christian anger against Jews. I never even heard of it til I moved to California. In my neck of the woods, Jews were revered as God's Chosen.


Go read Matthew 23:29-39. If you want a direct prophecy by Christ that the Jews would murder him, read the Parable of the Tenants in 21:33-44.

Jim said that it was Satan, Jesus Christ, in Matthew 17:22-23 says that it will be done by "the hands of men".

But to answer your question, it is all deserved and it isn't just Christians, it will be everyone: Matt 12:28-42. Jesus also says that the Jews will relentlessly hate, persecute and murder Christians (10:16-23).

So it is rather odd to see accusations at Christians, when it is very clear in Scriptures who is doing all the hating and killing.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (+LCoQ)

371 Aberdeen Wa., Tacoma Wa., Lewiston Id, Spokane Wa., ya know, just about anytown PNW...in the old days.
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (r1z5A)

In British Columbia, Powell River, Crofton, Woodfibre, and many others. The stinky sulfite process has been mostly replaced by a hydrogen peroxide bleach, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (P3gRi)

372 FWIW, Clyde read that FOIA release in detail. It will give you some facts on adverse reactions during the trials directly from Pfizer itself.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM

Thanks, whig, I will do that.

Unfortunately, I am numb now to the fact that nothing over the past 21 months has been based on following facts or logic or science or health. I like having the information and being informed, but I no longer hold out any hope that facts will win the day. We'll see though.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (Do5/p)

373 states have plenary power to enact measures for health, safety, and welfare which is what Jacobson v. Mass was about.

That decision was the basis for sterilization/lobotomization for people as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (ESjRY)

374 gotta sous vide that shit

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (sJHOI)

375
You're running down a dream?

At least he don't have to live like a refugee.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (SchxB)

The refugees get a pass on COVID shit...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (II3Gr)

376 I guess we'll see. I submitted my exemption request, now it's the Tom Petty part of the process...

What reason did you give? I still have to write mine. Looks like they might have sled the due date all the way to 12/15 (second delay so far)

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 11:28 PM (ESjRY)

377 I'll send you a quart of my Special Reserve, which comes with a complimentary white cane and a pair of dark glasses.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:24 PM (lNHqD)

My father did basic training (Korean War era) at Fort Indiantown Gap in Pennsylvania.

One of the men in his platoon was from deep in the mountains, and one day he told him that he would bring him a jar of his family's finest, and he assured my dad that it was nice and clean and made in a good copper still.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:28 PM (Q9lwr)

378 Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (W+kMI)

I do agree. I am of course rather biased.

And there are plenty of assholes in Appalachia, too, believe you me.

But I reckon most of 'em is too busy cooking meth, runnin' 'shine and humping their sisters to be badmouthing Joooos!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (KrMCC)

379
Great news!!! Mitch comes through for the party again!!!

Uh, the Democrat party.

https://tinyurl.com/mvdk69a
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Oh no, must be the season of the Mitch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (63Dwl)

380 I think a lot of it is popular culture and indoctrination to hate Israel and the "secret cabal" that controls the meaningless life.
Posted by: flounder at December 0

I don't know what it is but I had never heard anyone say anything about Jews until maybe the past 10 years. It really shocked me.
You may be on to something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (nYE42)

381 We'll see though.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (Do5/p)

May you be pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (SH2Zi)

382 I would worry more about what a state mandates as states have plenary power to enact measures for health, safety, and welfare which is what Jacobson v. Mass was about.
Posted by: whig


I want to know how going on 2 years!! Governors still have "emergency" powers...seems rather tyrannical.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (r1z5A)

383 So NFL is in freak out mode because 9 players for the Cowboys are out with covid. Not hospitalized or even very sick but just tested positive. Well, that is certainly cause to panic.

Best part: they are all, it appears, vaccinated! LOLOL!

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (PTDkx)

384 373 Ah yes, Buck v. Bell, ''three generations of imbeciles are enough" line written by sainted Justice Holmes.

The tragedy was that Carrie Buck was normal in intelligence; just unschooled.

Progressivism means never having to say you're sorry when you screw up--back then or today (see Adam Baldwin).

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:30 PM (9hXN1)

385 You're running down a dream?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:25 PM

Get to the point and roll another joint.

Heh, nah, actually meant "waiting is the hardest part..."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:31 PM (Do5/p)

386
I guess we'll see. I submitted my exemption request, now it's the Tom Petty part of the process...

Is that when they tell you don't come around here no more?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 11:31 PM (63Dwl)

387 Best part: they are all, it appears, vaccinated! LOLOL!
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (PTDkx)

lolgf

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:31 PM (SH2Zi)

388 And there are plenty of assholes in Appalachia, too, believe you me.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (KrMCC)

Had my parents chosen a slightly different path, I would have grown up in West Virginia!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:31 PM (Q9lwr)

389 Best part: they are all, it appears, vaccinated! LOLOL!
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (PTDkx)

Maybe they could pray for the Saints to intercede for them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:32 PM (P3gRi)

390 Heh, nah, actually meant "waiting is the hardest part..."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:31 PM (Do5/p)

Won't back down.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:32 PM (SH2Zi)

391 Howdy!
Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (OWf+s)

It just occurred to me that your nic backwards is "food."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (II3Gr)


Just a happy little coincidence!

Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 11:32 PM (OWf+s)

392 354 Great news!!! Mitch comes through for the party again!!!

Any chance the KY Republican party kicks him out over this?
==========
Sadly, no. He's made a lot of people in northern and central Kentucky rich and happy. He'll probably die in office unless he gets defenestrated first.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:32 PM (W+kMI)

393 Not big on the "Jews killed Jesus" thing.

First of all, He isn't dead.

Secondly, Jesus came as the perfect sacrifice. If He had wanted to call down an army of angels to destroy the Romans, Jews or anyone else, He could have done so.

He descended from on high, humbled Himself, even to the point of death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 11:33 PM (7F9te)

394 Not hospitalized or even very sick but just tested positive. Well, that is certainly cause to panic.

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2021 11:29 PM (PTDkx)

Muldoon has commented at length about the silliness of using a test as the arbiter of all things Covid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:33 PM (Q9lwr)

395 378 Tammy,
Most of the backwooders prefer growing Marijuana nowadays. Easier to manage and you can plant it on national forest or parks or other people's woods to avoid charges.

Running a still requires a lot of backbreaking work, toting supplies, and can be dangerous.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:34 PM (9hXN1)

396 What reason did you give? I still have to write mine. Looks like they might have sled the due date all the way to 12/15 (second delay so far)

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 11:28 PM

I used a combination of the DaveInFla example (link in my nic) and information about the fetal cells in the vaccines from this article:

https://bit.ly/3xNcbG5

Scroll down to the "Aborted Fetal Cells" section. I copied what they stated about what is in each of the 3 "vaccines".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:34 PM (Do5/p)

397 Howdy!

Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (OWf+s)

I thought that something was supposed to be done about this "Doof" guy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:23 PM (Q9lwr)

I'm hiding in a different state for a few days. Good luck finding me!

Hint: there are 4 freshly acquired bottles of bourbon in my possession right now

Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 11:35 PM (OWf+s)

398 Heh, nah, actually meant "waiting is the hardest part..."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:31 PM (Do5/p)

----------

And it wasn't no way to carry on
It wasn't no way to live
But he could up with it for a little while
He was workin' on something big

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 11:35 PM (VxC1e)

399 383 So NFL is in freak out mode because 9 players for the Cowboys are out with covid. Not hospitalized or even very sick but just tested positive. Well, that is certainly cause to panic.

Best part: they are all, it appears, vaccinated! LOLOL!
=======
So now the easiest way to screw over the sports betting bookies and everybody else's fantasy league is to request that a NFL team take a Covid test. Good to know.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:35 PM (W+kMI)

400 Progressivism means never having to say you're sorry when you screw up--back then or today (see Adam Baldwin).
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:30 PM (9hXN1)
----
Uh, I think you mean "Alec Baldwin"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 02, 2021 11:35 PM (K5n5d)

401 The next three months are going to be verrry interestink!

https://youtu.be/krD4hdGvGHM

Posted by: Zombie Arte Johnson at December 02, 2021 11:35 PM (4I/2K)

402 Secondly, Jesus came as the perfect sacrifice. If He had wanted to call down an army of angels to destroy the Romans, Jews or anyone else, He could have done so.

He descended from on high, humbled Himself, even to the point of death.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 11:33 PM (7F9te)

That's exactly the point. The Crucifixion of Jesus is the fundamental event of Christianity. No Crucifixion, no Christians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:36 PM (P3gRi)

403 The most militant disgusting islamic terrorists deserve our hatred, and every bit of high explosive we have. But at least you know where you stand with them. You use them to fix potholes or they use you.

Self-gassing Jews are the most vile creatures not even worthy of our contempt. Their smirking smile simply means they will stab you in the back of the earliest opportunity. Disgusting foul evil traitors.

Posted by: Just Sayin at December 02, 2021 11:37 PM (+LJOu)

404 Running a still requires a lot of backbreaking work, toting supplies, and can be dangerous.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:34 PM (9hXN1)

One of my nephews got his masters in distillation science in Scotland, and as soon as I have a place to put it I will have him build me a small still.

Because why not?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:37 PM (Q9lwr)

405 I guess we'll see. I submitted my exemption request, now it's the Tom Petty part of the process...

Is that when they tell you don't come around here no more?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 11:31 PM

Hah! Forgot about that one. One of my favorites of his too.

But yeah, unfortunately, that is one potential outcome.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 11:37 PM (Do5/p)

406 Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 02, 2021 11:27 PM (+LCoQ)

But part of my point (upthread) is that someone had to do it, so what is the point of being mad about it?

If everything was preordained, how can anyone possibly be upset about it? Christianity is all about Christ dying for our sins, so, if anything, we should be eternally grateful to everyone who made it happen.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:37 PM (KrMCC)

407 400 Perfessor Squirrel,

That damned Pixy did that er--what was the question again?

You are right. For some reason I still had earlier AOS comments distinguishing Adam and Alec in my memory cache. Guess I will have to flush the cache.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:38 PM (9hXN1)

408
The next three months are going to be verrry interestink!

What do the next three months have that the last three didn't have?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 11:39 PM (63Dwl)

409 Because why not?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:37 PM (Q9lwr)

You should put an iPod on it too. Then you could have a still, small, voice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:39 PM (P3gRi)

410 Don't take vaginal discharge if vaginal discharge is not right for you.

Posted by: flounder



Rule No. 4: "Only point a vagina at something you are intending to destroy."*


*Not my original joke.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 11:39 PM (mJnIC)

411 How many times did Juan McCain shoot himself down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 11:39 PM (LtGlA)

412 Matt 12:28-42 is about a house divided (those following Jesus and those who are indifferent or hostile), the unpardonable sin (blaspheming the Holy Spirit), and a tree known by its fruits.

Nothing about Christians being persecuted by the Jewish people.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 02, 2021 11:40 PM (+my1P)

413 Badmouth Jews? Why?

I mean, from a Christian perspective... all our scriptures were written by Jews. Ain't no Bible without the Jews.

Most Christians believe that Jesus is the God of the Old Testament as well as the New. I.E. the Jews are the chosen people of the Lord.

If He chose them... well, who am I to say anything against it? He came as a Jew. He was sent to the Jews first. In fact, Jesus declined to help out a gentile woman, for a time, saying He was only sent to the Jews. She talked Him into it, though.

Look, it is pretty clear that despite the Jews crucifying Him, He still holds them in His hand. Else why do they still exist, despite all the scattering and persecution? In fact, the promised gathering of Israel surely has begun. The Lord's promises to the Jews will be fulfilled. He didn't make many to the Gentiles.

The fact lots of Jews are stubborn and not religious seems... well, rather on point for them, as any cursory read of the Old Testament and the repeated backsliding of Israel reveals. If God can put up with it, then who am I to say otherwise?

Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at December 02, 2021 11:41 PM (DN0pc)

414 404 CBD, I would advise not putting it in the woods. I think you can do a home distillery up to a certain point of production with no worries. But like reloading ammo, you can't sell it.

What, though, are you going to substitute for peat fires?

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:41 PM (9hXN1)

415 Howdy!
Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 11:22 PM (OWf+s)

It just occurred to me that your nic backwards is "food."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist.

( Watch him doof, he's really Cannibal Bob !)

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 11:41 PM (arJlL)

416 Hopefully, see you in Purgatory!

Posted by: Tonypete



Amen, Brother.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 11:42 PM (mJnIC)

417 > paging bonhomme

What's up?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 11:42 PM (i0wNm)

418 What, though, are you going to substitute for peat fires?
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:41 PM (9hXN1)

Cow pies have a sort of peaty texture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:42 PM (P3gRi)

419 God has killed lots of Jews.

But He retains a remnant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 11:42 PM (7F9te)

420 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2021 11:43 PM (qAR6u)

421 408
The next three months are going to be verrry interestink!

What do the next three months have that the last three didn't have?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 11:39 PM (63Dwl)

-------------------------------

December, January, and February.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2021 11:43 PM (CAJOC)

422 I copied what they stated about what is in each of the 3 "vaccines".

Thx!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 11:44 PM (ESjRY)

423 The most anti-semitic people I knew in CA? They were Mormon.
Posted by: redchief

The most anti-Catholic people I hear of are 'Catholic'.

Xiden, Pelousy, Tim Kaine, Bob Menendez, Patty Murray, - there's more.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 11:44 PM (mD/uy)

424 408
The next three months are going to be verrry interestink!

What do the next three months have that the last three didn't have?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 11:39 PM (63Dwl)


Better oysters!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2021 11:44 PM (U2p+3)

425 Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:34 PM (9hXN1)

Oh yes, we have helicopters flying overhead on the regular here. I was mostly just joking about hillbilly stereotypes!

Most of the trash around here do cook meth, though, according to local gossip.

And I know plenty of gentlemen who carry on the family tradition of making fine spirits, but there is no selling of it that I am aware of. And how dare you think otherwise?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:45 PM (KrMCC)

426 418 What, though, are you going to substitute for peat fires?
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:41 PM (9hXN1)

Cow pies have a sort of peaty texture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If you used it, just like civet cat derived coffee beans, someone would probably want to buy it with the right marketing.

Say, something like Naturally organic carbon neutral produced scotch.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:45 PM (9hXN1)

427 What do the next three months have that the last three didn't have?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2021 11:39 PM (63Dwl)

Lots more odd, weird, mysterious & sudden illnesses, hospitalizations, and deaths of jabbed notables and jabbed everyday Americans that will be impossible to ignore or hand wave away.

Posted by: Zombie Arte Johnson at December 02, 2021 11:45 PM (4I/2K)

428 think a lot of it is popular culture and indoctrination to hate Israel and the "secret cabal" that controls the meaningless life.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 11:25 PM (SH2Zi)

Don't forget about the weather machine!!

Posted by: Beartooth at December 02, 2021 11:46 PM (aghXp)

429 If you used it, just like civet cat derived coffee beans, someone would probably want to buy it with the right marketing.

Say, something like Naturally organic carbon neutral produced scotch.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:45 PM (9hXN1)

"Cow pies from Wagyu cattle, raised on non-GMO pasture grass."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:46 PM (P3gRi)

430 Cow pies have a sort of peaty texture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Grandmother swore the best fuel for baking bread were cow pies.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:47 PM (r1z5A)

431 How many times did Juan McCain shoot himself down.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 11:39 PM (LtGlA)

Uh, 4 out of 5 times? What do I win?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:47 PM (4I/2K)

432 428 think a lot of it is popular culture and indoctrination to hate Israel and the "secret cabal" that controls the meaningless life.

Like George Soros?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 11:48 PM (7F9te)

433 Uh, 4 out of 5 times? What do I win?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:47 PM (4I/2K)

Did you get your phone problems sorted out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:48 PM (P3gRi)

434 Evening, hordelings!

That musical interlude is a work of genius. I absolutely love collaborative music like that -- all started from the one cat meme, and probably a TikTok meme too. For all the people who say TikTok is all bad. No, it isn't. How the girl worked Nat King Cole's Nature Boy into it was sublime and unexpected. I could watch stuff like that all day.

Also it looks like the secret of Stacy Abrams' favorite hotel has been discovered, and that of the national biscuit shortage, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 02, 2021 11:49 PM (OssQ4)

435 FUN FACT: Yak patties are the cooking fuel of choice in the Himalayas. You can tell the affluent hovels from the poor ones by the height of the wall of yak patties that surrounds the yard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 11:49 PM (VxC1e)

436 And I know plenty of gentlemen who carry on the family tradition of making fine spirits, but there is no selling of it that I am aware of. And how dare you think otherwise?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Tammy, I worked summers for USDA doing interviews during my schooling and yes, we went into some pretty shady places when doing area surveys and was trained to avoid booby trapped mj fields and meth cookers--way back in the hollows.

But ironically, a lot of the meth labs are in suburbia now. Some guy around a major city near where I live actually had the meth cooking away in his trunk. They had to shut the interstate down when they stopped him with hazmat required to dispose of the products.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:49 PM (9hXN1)

437 429 AOP, you have a talent. Arrange to sell it at Whole Foods and make a mint.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:50 PM (9hXN1)

438 435 FUN FACT: Yak patties are the cooking fuel of choice in the Himalayas. You can tell the affluent hovels from the poor ones by the height of the wall of yak patties that surrounds the yard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 11:49 PM (VxC1e)
------------------

So, their version of "high cotton" would be "high feces?"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:51 PM (lNHqD)

439 How many times did Juan McCain shoot himself down.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 11:39 PM (LtGlA)

Uh, 4 out of 5 times? What do I win?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:47 PM (4I/2K)

He was like Tug Benson. But at least Tug Benson loved America, and was a better fictional president than McCain would have been in real life.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at December 02, 2021 11:51 PM (x8Wzq)

440 337 Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:02 PM (AmoqO)

Not to worry, you'll get used to it eventually!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 11:06 PM (KrMCC)

I've just noticed it recently. I always ask why don't you like Jewish people? They take it back and look embarrassed. I think some people don't like someone for some other reason and then say well they are Jewish. I don't like that at all. It seems to me they grew up hearing parents say that.
I'm Portuguese, if someone doesn't like someone that is a Portagee, they say the same thing only they add dumb/stupid in the statement.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2021 11:20 PM (nYE42)


Sorry CaliGirl, but my name at the top of the comment might be interpreted as I have a problem with Jewish people. I was raised without prejudice of any.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:51 PM (A8pKz)

441 You want to really resolve this whole Jews vs. Romans thing as to the Crucifixion? Fine.

Have Mel Gibson star in another Passion film, but this time, written and directed by Mel Brooks. Co-starring Woody Allen as the nebbish, indecisive Pilate.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

*so going to burn, ain't i?*

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 11:51 PM (QzJWU)

442 Uh, 4 out of 5 times? What do I win?
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag


Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.

Posted by: J. McCain at December 02, 2021 11:52 PM (r1z5A)

443 So, their version of "high cotton" would be "high feces?"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:51 PM (lNHqD)

Isn't that the same as "deep shit"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:52 PM (P3gRi)

444 Say, something like Naturally organic carbon neutral produced scotch.
Posted by: whig at December

Small Batch, local, sustainably artisan, certified organic, biodynamic farmed, free range.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2021 11:53 PM (nYE42)

445 Way past my bedtime.

Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:54 PM (A8pKz)

446 Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America


Damn your superior typing speed!!

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:54 PM (r1z5A)

447 Small Batch, local, sustainably artisan, certified organic, biodynamic farmed, free range.

Posted by: CaliGirl

It sings! You just know it would sell in Marin County.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:54 PM (9hXN1)

448 443 So, their version of "high cotton" would be "high feces?"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:51 PM (lNHqD)

Isn't that the same as "deep shit"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:52 PM (P3gRi)

I guess that's one of those cross-cultural landmines you have to watch out for.

Authorities: "You Himalayans are in deep shit!"

Himalayans: "Woohoo!!"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 11:54 PM (lNHqD)

449 Cage free. Got to be cage free.

Especially 4'33"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:55 PM (P3gRi)

450 Grandmother swore the best fuel for baking bread were cow pies.
Posted by: Some Rat


Ah, at last! Glad to see some part of tonight's silly, fluffy thread has finally taken a sober, serious, and culturally important turn. Now this are a Food Thread!

(Or is it dooF Thread?)

Don't mind me. I'm just going to sit over in the corner now and sip this beverage.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for silly scientists webwork at December 02, 2021 11:55 PM (gUnY3)

451
Sorry CaliGirl, but my name at the top of the comment might be interpreted as I have a problem with Jewish people. I was raised without prejudice of any.
Posted by: Javems at Dece

I didn't think you did and I hope no one else thinks that because I included you in my copy/reply chain. sorry for messing up my copy paste of comments.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 02, 2021 11:55 PM (nYE42)

452 I sometimes type funny things here, and more often than not they float away into the ether like so many forgotten snot bubbles.

Oh, ennui!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at December 02, 2021 11:56 PM (x8Wzq)

453 443 So, their version of "high cotton" would be "high feces?"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

A translation of the We're in the Money (Gold Diggers of 1933) song might be a bit different there.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:56 PM (9hXN1)

454 Since we're talkin' 'bout moonshine, Steve Earle, Copperhead Road:

https://youtu.be/xvaEJzoaYZk

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2021 11:56 PM (mJnIC)

455 Yak patties, indeed. The lefties seem unaware of just what they will be using to heat their hovels and cook their insects. Dung dung dung dung dung!

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 11:57 PM (mNhhD)

456 While taking out the trash, I thought of another one -

Frankie.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 11:57 PM (mD/uy)

457 Dung-A-Lago

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 02, 2021 11:57 PM (VxC1e)

458 452 I sometimes type funny things here, and more often than not they float away into the ether like so many forgotten snot bubbles.

Oh, ennui!

Posted by: Pug Mahon

Don't worry Pug, if it is good, Jonah G. will copy it and let it loose to the world through his newsletter.

Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:58 PM (9hXN1)

459 Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America


Damn your superior typing speed!!
Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:54 PM (r1z5A)

Pure dumb luck. *fist bump*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at December 02, 2021 11:58 PM (x8Wzq)

460 How the girl worked Nat King Cole's Nature Boy into it was sublime and unexpected. I could watch stuff like that all day.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist


Yes. After watching that, I happened to go looking for and found
Nat King Cole, Nature Boy
https://youtu.be/Iq0XJCJ1Srw

Tune was used to good effect in an episode of the Resident Alien tv series, of which I hope we'll get a 2nd season soon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for silly scientists webwork at December 02, 2021 11:58 PM (gUnY3)

461
You know, "We were walkin' in deep shit" just doesn't have a ring to it at all.

Posted by: Randy Owen at December 02, 2021 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)

462 61
Two reasons I suspect:

1. Jews in America still believe they're voting for FDR.
2. Most Jews lost faith in God and religion after the Holocaust (hard to blame them).

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 10:15 PM (mZ3xv)


Not just Jews who think they're still voting for FDR, my wife's entire (Lutheran) family thinks that way.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 02, 2021 11:59 PM (F6Xpw)

463 Oh, ennui!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America


Cry me a river. I gonna take shit for the next year for talking about cooking with shit....

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:59 PM (r1z5A)

464

In the United States however, distilling liquor is a federal offense and therefore illegal in every state. Interestingly, some U.S. states have laws that would theoretically make moonshining immediately legal, if the federal law were to be changed.

The State of Missouri, for example, theoretically allows the manufacturing of 100 gallons of liquor per year (but, as mentioned, it is still federally illegal). Other states that theoretically allow moonshining are Alaska, Arizona, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Ohio, Rhode Island.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2021 12:00 AM (63Dwl)

465 399 383 So NFL is in freak out mode because 9 players for the Cowboys are out with covid. Not hospitalized or even very sick but just tested positive. Well, that is certainly cause to panic.

Best part: they are all, it appears, vaccinated! LOLOL!

---------

love it. It's your stupid fucking rules. Your stupid fucking superiority complex.

So glad I stopped watching the game of gaining inches by nonstop defensive penalties.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 03, 2021 12:00 AM (ZZK0E)

466 Don't worry Pug, if it is good, Jonah G. will copy it and let it loose to the world through his newsletter.
Posted by: whig at December 02, 2021 11:58 PM (9hXN1)

Can't wait to argue with him about whether a stromboli is an Italian egg roll or a taquito.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at December 03, 2021 12:00 AM (x8Wzq)

467 Yes. After watching that, I happened to go looking for and found
Nat King Cole, Nature Boy
https://youtu.be/Iq0XJCJ1Srw

Tune was used to good effect in an episode of the Resident Alien tv series, of which I hope we'll get a 2nd season soon.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for silly scientists webwork at December 02, 2021 11:58 PM (gUnY3)

I don't think Nat wrote that song. He covered it, but IIRC it was written and first performed by some mysterious hippie-type guy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:01 AM (P3gRi)

468 Did you get your phone problems sorted out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:48 PM (P3gRi)

Not quite. Phone is still kaput. Was too old to ever have had backup service. What limited backup function Verizon did have for those old phones has been discontinued it seems. (Why not? Who still uses a dinosaur?)

Today explored Verizon's site and found call and text logs for last 30 days with numbers. Have copied down and ID'd all but 2 numbers. Looks like I have all the most important and most used numbers. Also found how to send/receive texts from my laptop when logged in to Verizon's site.

Also explored options for bringing them a phone to add to my service. But their website is quite awful to get the info I need so am planning a visit to their store tomorrow. Website said I could NOT keep using my current phone number on a newly added phone.

Then, I will compare what I learn there to new service by TING and choose.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:02 AM (4I/2K)

469 Grandmother swore the best fuel for baking bread were cow pies.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 02, 2021 11:47 PM (r1z5A)

Thats just not right. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 12:02 AM (VwHCD)

470 461
You know, "We were walkin' in deep shit" just doesn't have a ring to it at all.

Posted by: Randy Owen at December 02, 2021 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)

Alabama, Himalaya. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 03, 2021 12:02 AM (lNHqD)

471 love it. It's your stupid fucking rules. Your stupid fucking superiority complex.

So glad I stopped watching the game of gaining inches by nonstop defensive penalties.
Posted by: Tim Riggins


You know it's a bullshit virus since they don't require masks for sportsball.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 12:03 AM (r1z5A)

472 > Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

Sadly the article doesn't say whether she won a Darwin Award by rendering herself unable to reproduce.

Journalists never ask the important questions any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2021 12:04 AM (bW8dp)

473 Tune was used to good effect in an episode of the Resident Alien tv series, of which I hope we'll get a 2nd season soon.
Posted by: mindful webworker

Thanks, MW. My favorite version is by Aurora, a cute Scandi with a beautiful voice. The cellos in this give me goosebumps.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9w-bQaysbf0

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 03, 2021 12:06 AM (OssQ4)

474 137

. . . And He volunteered for the gig.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 02, 2021 10:34 PM (KrMCC)


This. He had to die, if He had not, we would never have heard of Him, and the world would be a very different place.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 03, 2021 12:07 AM (F6Xpw)

475 Yak Patty was Peppermint Patty's nickname in college, after she stopped shaving her legs and started majoring in Women's Studies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2021 12:07 AM (bW8dp)

476 Woman fires gun at her vagina in cam show crotch shot gone horribly wrong

Sadly the article doesn't say whether she won a Darwin Award by rendering herself unable to reproduce.

Journalists never ask the important questions any more.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2021 12:04 AM (bW8dp)

Blowed a hole through her hoohah good. Real good!

Posted by: SCTV Farm Film Report at December 03, 2021 12:08 AM (4I/2K)

477 Me and some cow-orkers went to lunch today at a restaurant, in a county what has face-diaper requirements. Young man who greeted us was diaper-less. Noice. Even in my fairly bluish county, people are fucking tired of this fucking game.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at December 03, 2021 12:08 AM (x8Wzq)

478 Then, I will compare what I learn there to new service by TING and choose.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:02 AM (4I/2K)

I use Ting Wireless here in the USA, and recommend it unreservedly. My most recent monthly bill was $19. And you can port over your old number to Ting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:09 AM (P3gRi)

479 Alberta Oil Peon: I don't think Nat wrote that song...

Quick DDG:

genius.com "Nat King Cole's first solo hit - in 1948, where it reached the top of the chart and stayed there for 8 weeks." Written by Eden Ahbez aka George Alexander Aberle

wikipedia.org/wiki/eden_ahbez
"an American songwriter and recording artist of the 1940s to 1960s, whose lifestyle in California was influential in the hippie movement. ... traveled in sandals and wore shoulder-length hair and beard, and white robes... camped out below the first L in the Hollywood Sign..."

and there my interest in the rabbit-hole waned with a yawn.

Posted by: mindful webworker - this is a webwork link at December 03, 2021 12:11 AM (gUnY3)

480 Y'all got a link to this TING wireless thigamajob?

Mucho Thankso!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 12:11 AM (QzJWU)

481 Nature Boy was theme music for some 50's movie.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:12 AM (lfdhp)

482 464, Yes, it is as complicated as being a firearms manufacturer apparently.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 12:12 AM (9hXN1)

483 There's only one Nature Boy! Wooooooo!

Posted by: Slick Ric at December 03, 2021 12:14 AM (7bRMQ)

484 466 Can't wait to argue with him about whether a stromboli is an Italian egg roll or a taquito.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

Watch it Pug, when your back is turned he will eat the evidence.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 12:14 AM (9hXN1)

485 Y'all got a link to this TING wireless thigamajob?

Mucho Thankso!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 12:11 AM (QzJWU)

https://ting.com

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:14 AM (P3gRi)

486 wikipedia.org/wiki/eden_ahbez
"an American songwriter and recording artist of the 1940s to 1960s, whose lifestyle in California was influential in the hippie movement. ... traveled in sandals and wore shoulder-length hair and beard, and white robes... camped out below the first L in the Hollywood Sign..."

and there my interest in the rabbit-hole waned with a yawn.
Posted by: mindful webworker - this is a webwork link at December 03, 2021 12:11 AM (gUnY3)

So, he was a MORON of his day? don't forget, that we are now the counterculture.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:14 AM (oHd/0)

487 I use Ting Wireless here in the USA, and recommend it unreservedly. My most recent monthly bill was $19. And you can port over your old number to Ting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:09 AM (P3gRi)

It might have been you who mentioned Ting before. I learned of it here at AoSHQ shortly before the phone kaputted. Keeping the same number would be great.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:15 AM (4I/2K)

488 Nature Boy was theme music for:

Nov 27, 1948 The Boy with Green Hair:
Directed by Joseph Losey. With Pat O'Brien, Robert Ryan, Barbara Hale, Dean Stockwell.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:16 AM (lfdhp)

489 477 Me and some cow-orkers went to lunch today at a restaurant, in a county what has face-diaper requirements. Young man who greeted us was diaper-less. Noice. Even in my fairly bluish county, people are fucking tired of this fucking game.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, from Butte, America at December 03, 2021 12:08 AM (x8Wzq)

State now says we need to wear masks. County is silent. City says F You...

Only about 30% at best wear a mask in the grocery store... only like 5% outside.

Central Valley Calif.... heart of stupidity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:17 AM (oHd/0)

490 @358

I was surprised too. But they were the whole "the jews were responsible for the death of Christ" types.

----

Which flies in the face of doctrine. Latter-Day Saint doctrine is that the Jews are still a chosen and covenant people. Anyone who abuses them will be punished for it.

Apparently you knew some Latter-Day Saints who didn't put two and two together in Sunday School. A shame, both for them, and anyone that they showed that attitude toward.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:18 AM (PTw5h)

491 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Autonomous_Oblast

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 12:18 AM (KAi1n)

492 Ting - 12 GB for $35.

Interesting

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:18 AM (lfdhp)

493 It might have been you who mentioned Ting before. I learned of it here at AoSHQ shortly before the phone kaputted. Keeping the same number would be great.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:15 AM (4I/2K)

My little Alcatel flip phone shit the bed a few weeks ago, and I wound up getting a Nokia 225 "feature phone" from Amazon for $48. It's kind of clunky, and has weak audio, but gets the job done. And I got it the next day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:18 AM (P3gRi)

494 I use Ting Wireless here in the USA, and recommend it unreservedly. My most recent monthly bill was $19. And you can port over your old number to Ting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:09 AM (P3gRi)

So in my jersey dialect, I'm guessing its a good ting. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 12:19 AM (VwHCD)

495 Oh...yuck....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:11 PM (Q9lwr)

Now I have THREE claims to fame: I made Ace laugh once, he quoted me in a post, and I've grossed out CBD!

WINNING!

Posted by: pookysgirl, bidding adieu at December 03, 2021 12:20 AM (XKZwp)

496 I don't know if it's the same tune, but the duo of Strunz & Farah (jazzy latin fancy guitar & rhythm mashup) has a track called: "Jungle Boy" on IIRC, their 2nd studio album.

Fair warning. It's one of the tracks I use to torture test hi-fi audio components. The drum-warping on it is strong enough to blow out inferior speakers if driven by a quality amplifier. Tests the midrange and highs, too. Just, no vocals. Those are different tracks from different CDs, of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 12:20 AM (QzJWU)

497 If I have already retrieved all that can be gotten from the nonworking phone / line / account at Verizon, then why would I pay them $70/mo single line when I can pay $20/mo at Ting and only pay $5 more/mo IF&WHEN I use data? Oh, Verizon would 'give' me a $350 reward for bringing over a new phone? Pull the other one.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:21 AM (4I/2K)

498 @489 State now says we need to wear masks. County is silent. City says F You...

Only about 30% at best wear a mask in the grocery store... only like 5% outside.

Central Valley Calif.... heart of stupidity.

----

My part of LA County is still fully masked up indoors.

I can see it starting to slip at work, where we're required to mask due to OSHA guidelines (not sure if it's Federal OSHA or CAL/OSHA). But we *will* get in serious trouble if a county health inspector stops by (and they do, occasionally) for a check and finds people not wearing their masks. Unless they're in an office, by themselves, with the door closed.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:22 AM (PTw5h)

499 Welp, 19 brave GOPe members voted to fund the gubmint even after a bid to defund any mandates failed 48-50.

Passed 69-28

Down into the valley of debt rushed the brave 19.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 12:24 AM (9hXN1)

500 Welp, 19 brave GOPe members voted to fund the gubmint even after a bid to defund any mandates failed 48-50.

Passed 69-28

Down into the valley of debt rushed the brave 19.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 12:24 AM (9hXN1)

Thanks Mitch!

Posted by: Pelosi Schumer at December 03, 2021 12:25 AM (7bRMQ)

501 Night, all.

Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 12:25 AM (9hXN1)

502 Sadly the article doesn't say whether she won a Darwin Award by rendering herself unable to reproduce.

Journalists never ask the important questions any more.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Seriously. Being eligible for the Darwin award (remove yourself from the gene pool), without also killing yourself, is a serious achievement. It's like Spud Webb doing trick dunks.

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2021 12:26 AM (P1f+c)

503 ..My part of LA County is still fully masked up indoors.

I can see it starting to slip at work, where we're required to mask due to OSHA guidelines (not sure if it's Federal OSHA or CAL/OSHA). But we *will* get in serious trouble if a county health inspector stops by (and they do, occasionally) for a check and finds people not wearing their masks. Unless they're in an office, by themselves, with the door closed. Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:22 AM (PTw5h)


Every worker there should use Blue Tape on the floor to denote their "office space", a-la Les Nessman, Newsman. With the door closed, of course. It was on TV, so it has to be true, right?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 12:26 AM (QzJWU)

504

Anyone who states they are 100% free of all prejudice is just 100% Nazi.

Posted by: Just Sayin at December 03, 2021 12:26 AM (vmwgf)

505 Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:22 AM (PTw5h)

Yeah, luckily I am retired, so I can tell them to kiss my ass..

In fact, I'm drinking heavily tonight because I just went over 1 MILLION dollars in assets... so... fuck them.

How I am so blessed? I have no idea... but... I've always been one who had a mission... something that dictated my actions... Military... Kids... then taking care of my aging Mom... now? Not sure what my next mission will be.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:28 AM (oHd/0)

506 Welp, 19 brave GOPe members voted to fund the gubmint even after a bid to defund any mandates failed 48-50.

Passed 69-28

Down into the valley of debt rushed the brave 19.
Posted by: whig at December 03, 2021 12:24 AM (9hXN1)

Always reliably snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Well, not victory so much as maintaining the status quo. Well, not status quo but only giving in a little.

Posted by: Hank Kimball, County Agent at December 03, 2021 12:28 AM (4I/2K)

507 @503 Every worker there should use Blue Tape on the floor to denote their "office space", a-la Les Nessman, Newsman. With the door closed, of course. It was on TV, so it has to be true, right?

---

Sadly, County Health Inspectors often aren't caught up on the finer details of architecture and what blue tape denotes. I blame it on them being too young to have witnessed a certain TV show about a radio station in Cincinatti.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:28 AM (PTw5h)

508 After my kid got interested in Nature Boy (cuz Moulin Rouge), I played the Nat King Cole version for her and then the novelty Serutan Yob. She pleaded, "please tell me that's not the original."

Then I played "Cigareets, Whiskey, and Wild, Wild Women." My dad always liked that song.

Posted by: Texican ette at December 03, 2021 12:28 AM (tS8C7)

509 @505 In fact, I'm drinking heavily tonight because I just went over 1 MILLION dollars in assets... so... fuck them.

----

Inflation-proof assets, I hope...

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:29 AM (PTw5h)

510 Suffered an Alcatel for three years until AT&T went 4G. Bought an iPhone 8. - I do not like Apple -
But the iPhone is great. It's consistent, the audio is super (I'm half deaf and can hear callers perfect and the can hear me) and the reception is far superior to the Alcatel.

All mapping and tracking are turned off, I use no apps from the app store. I've neutralzied it down to user phone functions except for calendar and contacts.

Until they come up with a user friendly Librum/Librex/Pine phone it'll be this iPhone for me.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:30 AM (lfdhp)

511 The sloppy photoshopping on the last photo is driving me crazy, the sign has no legs between the "Beer and Ammo-Next Exit" Sign and the "We shoot to kill, enjoy your stay" sign.
I suppose only in Texas can you have levitating signs.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2021 12:31 AM (tHj/E)

512 441 You want to really resolve this whole Jews vs. Romans thing as to the Crucifixion? Fine.

Have Mel Gibson star in another Passion film, but this time, written and directed by Mel Brooks. Co-starring Woody Allen as the nebbish, indecisive Pilate.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2021 11:51 PM (QzJWU)


TAKE MY MONEY ! ! !

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 03, 2021 12:31 AM (F6Xpw)

513 Now here is a Linux smartphone I could learn to like, but they don't state a price:

https://www.fxtec.com/pro1x

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:32 AM (P3gRi)

514 509 @505 In fact, I'm drinking heavily tonight because I just went over 1 MILLION dollars in assets... so... fuck them.

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Inflation-proof assets, I hope...
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:29 AM (PTw5h)

Its in the market and real estate... so... we will see.

Big thing now is to get out of California before they screw me for living in a place, I really don't want to live in.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:32 AM (oHd/0)

515 Anyone who states they are 100% free of all prejudice is just 100% Nazi.
Posted by: Just Sayin
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I'm prejudicial against people who commit evil against the innocent.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 12:33 AM (+my1P)

516 > Then I played "Cigareets, Whiskey, and Wild, Wild Women."

Now I'm thinking of that Tom T. Hall song The Cowboy and the Poet (faster horses, older whiskey, younger women, and more money).

In fact I think I'm going to go listen that now, if it's on the 'Tube.

Yep.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=vnvMcX95G20

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Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2021 12:33 AM (bW8dp)

517 Not sure what my next mission will be.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December


Investing heavily in "Rat Industries"...Our motto, "A better yesterday, sometime in the future."

Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 12:33 AM (r1z5A)

518 Which flies in the face of doctrine. Latter-Day Saint doctrine is that the Jews are still a chosen and covenant people. Anyone who abuses them will be punished for it.

Apparently you knew some Latter-Day Saints who didn't put two and two together in Sunday School. A shame, both for them, and anyone that they showed that attitude toward.
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:18 AM (PTw5h)

It's not just that church - all of the Protestants I know believe that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:35 AM (evAgx)

519 515 Anyone who states they are 100% free of all prejudice is just 100% Nazi.
Posted by: Just Sayin
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I'm prejudicial against people who commit evil against the innocent.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 12:33 AM (+my1P)

I will freely admit I am prejudiced.... I think most Humans are stupid, and not self aware.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:35 AM (oHd/0)

520 The sloppy photoshopping on the last photo is driving me crazy, the sign has no legs between the "Beer and Ammo-Next Exit" Sign and the "We shoot to kill, enjoy your stay" sign.
Posted by: Surfperch


And the different-colored legs between the other two. And the six extra green corners on the top one.

It's so 'shopped, you wonder if it's really 'shopped. It's like reading a murder mystery where, 80% of the way through, all the evidence points to The Butler, so you know by the end The Butler will not have done it.

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2021 12:36 AM (P1f+c)

521 Investing heavily in "Rat Industries"...Our motto, "A better yesterday, sometime in the future."
Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 12:33 AM (r1z5A)

Why do I get Warhammer 40K vibe from that?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:37 AM (oHd/0)

522 I'm prejudicial against people who commit evil against the innocent.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 12:33 AM (+my1P)

I will freely admit I am prejudiced.... I think most Humans are stupid, and not self aware.
Posted by: Romeo13


Really like individuals, hate people.

Posted by: Some Rat at December 03, 2021 12:37 AM (r1z5A)

523 I've been given a Samsung Galaxy S9 that was previously owned by a little old lady who is now in the choir eternal.

it is compatible with either Ting or Verizon (I've checked) and it just needs a new sim card from whichever of them I go with.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:37 AM (4I/2K)

524 UN Passes Resolution Disavowing Jewish Ties To Temple Mount, Call It Solely Muslim

WZ

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 12:37 AM (+my1P)

525 Fair warning. It's one of the tracks I use to torture test hi-fi audio components. The drum-warping on it is strong enough to blow out inferior speakers if driven by a quality amplifier. Tests the midrange and highs, too. Just, no vocals. Those are different tracks from different CDs, of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 12:20 AM (QzJWU)

I heard a recording of two pianists, I think they were Japanese, doing a version of Jelly Roll Morton's "Jungle Boogie", with a drummer. They really pounded those ivories. That would make a great stereo test record. Wish I could remember who the artists are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:37 AM (P3gRi)

526 Another. Tom T. Hall, the Ballad of Forty Dollars.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=sx5te3VkTtQ

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Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2021 12:40 AM (bW8dp)

527 I suppose only in Texas can you have levitating signs.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2021 12:31 AM (tHj/E)

This is correct. TXDOT works closely with TX A&M in developing cutting edge highway safety innovations.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:40 AM (4I/2K)

528 Matt Taibi is a liberal writer who is not insane. A rare creature these days. See also Glenn Greenwald. Two good people to read even if you disagree with them.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 12:41 AM (5qigz)

529 524 UN Passes Resolution Disavowing Jewish Ties To Temple Mount, Call It Solely Muslim

WZ
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 12:37 AM (+my1P)

I'm really looking forward to the day when the US kicks them out of this country and dynamites that building.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:42 AM (evAgx)

530 Article 1, endgadget: You can pre-order the F(x)tec Pro1-X by backing the company's Indiegogo campaign. When the phone becomes officially available sometime in March 2021

#2, Android Community: A March 2021 release has been promised but unfortunately, it will be delayed again to August 2021.

Not ready for prime time and Android.
Loathing anything Alphabet.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:43 AM (lfdhp)

531 Welp, 19 brave GOPe members voted to fund the gubmint even after a bid to defund any mandates failed 48-50.

Passed 69-28

Wait, so now when the regime goes to court over the mandates, they get to say congress passed them?

Heck of a job, Mitch.

Posted by: Methos at December 03, 2021 12:43 AM (kOpft)

532 I'm really looking forward to the day when the US kicks them out of this country and dynamites that building.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:42 AM (evAgx)

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What's wrong with The Trump Turtle Bay?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 12:45 AM (VxC1e)

533 505

Welcome to the two comma club.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 12:45 AM (5qigz)

534 Guys. The GOP tried super duper hard. But gosh darn for the good of the country they had to give the Dems everything they wanted. Like every year.

Vote really hard in 2022!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 12:47 AM (5qigz)

535 Self-delusion, the root of all evil.p

Posted by: Just Sayin at December 03, 2021 12:48 AM (p93tQ)

536 "he was a conservative (politically) Jew"
Uhhhh, not really. Just less 'liberal' then they were. His *mother* was a rabbi. That does NOT equal "conservative Jew".

Posted by: GWB at December 03, 2021 12:48 AM (Gcsm/)

537 Guys. The GOP tried super duper hard. But gosh darn for the good of the country they had to give the Dems everything they wanted. Like every year.

Vote really hard in 2022!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 12:47 AM (5qigz)

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And don't forget, 10x matching for your donation to the GOP if you act in the next 10 minutes.

STOP PELOSI'S PLAN TO TURN AMERICA INTO A PROVINCE OF RED CHINA!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 12:50 AM (VxC1e)

538 His *mother* was a rabbi. That does NOT equal "conservative Jew".
Posted by: GWB at
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Yeah, As I understand it the women sit in the balcony and make sure the men get it right.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:50 AM (lfdhp)

539 Looks like the GOPe shot themselves in the vagina again tonight.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 03, 2021 12:50 AM (mNhhD)

540 [iWhat's wrong with The Trump Turtle Bay? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 12:45 AM (VxC1e)

That building cannot be renovated, no matter the budget or will. Wall to wall asbestos, ancient plumbing, electrical and other systems, probably not 5% of it up to any modern code. And the structure is.. ancient, by today's standards. It'll be far cheaper to raze it to bedrock, and start something new. That, and excising the countless devils left behind by it's evil occupants, well.. we might not be able to burn it, but we can sure as hell blow it down into a pancake of concrete and steel and assorted building detrius.

We'll call it the Rachel Corrie Rememberence Project.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 12:50 AM (QzJWU)

541 That asbestos remediation could be a biotch.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:52 AM (lfdhp)

542 Article 1, endgadget: You can pre-order the F(x)tec Pro1-X by backing the company's Indiegogo campaign. When the phone becomes officially available sometime in March 2021

#2, Android Community: A March 2021 release has been promised but unfortunately, it will be delayed again to August 2021.

Not ready for prime time and Android.
Loathing anything Alphabet.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:43 AM (lfdhp)

I checked Indiegogo. Seems all the "early bird" promotions are fully subscribed. Retail is $899. But it runs your choice of three OS's, Lineage, Ubuntu Touch, and one other. Does not have to be Android at all. I like the keyboard feature much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:53 AM (P3gRi)

543 Manchin the super duper conservative voted for mandates. I hope WVA turns into the shittiest shithole on the planet when the Dems ban coal.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 03, 2021 12:53 AM (5qigz)

544 I feel better knowing that all those foreign sleazebag anti-Semites are crowded into a building that's chock full of asbestos.

How are the radon levels? High, I hope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 12:53 AM (VxC1e)

545 What's wrong with The Trump Turtle Bay? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 12:45 AM (VxC1e)

That building cannot be renovated, no matter the budget or will. Wall to wall asbestos, ancient plumbing, electrical and other systems, probably not 5% of it up to any modern code. And the structure is.. ancient, by today's standards. It'll be far cheaper to raze it to bedrock, and start something new. That, and excising the countless devils left behind by it's evil occupants, well.. we might not be able to burn it, but we can sure as hell blow it down into a pancake of concrete and steel and assorted building detrius.

We'll call it the Rachel Corrie Rememberence Project.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

But first, search it for cash and undeposited checks (lost grifts and payoffs), like they just found stashes of in Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church during a renovation. Whooops!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:54 AM (4I/2K)

546 We'll call it the Rachel Corrie Rememberence Project.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 12:50 AM (QzJWU)

Demolish it, and build an exact replica of the World Trade Center, using modern materials.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:55 AM (P3gRi)

547 Yes. It reads well. The not in mass production is a bummer. Sigh

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:56 AM (lfdhp)

548 That building cannot be renovated, no matter the budget or will.
Posted by: Jim


Where's the "burn it down, scatter the stones, salt the earth where it stood" guy? Because he had the right idea.

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2021 12:58 AM (P1f+c)

549 Dad (RIP) used to send $$$ to GOPe: RNC, RNSC and various rinos like McStain, S.Collins, several others.

Now all that junkmail ends up in MY mailbox, since I filled out postal change of addy after he died. (2.5yrs ago!)

Oh, donations of over $1000 to RNSC will be TRIPLE MATCHED!!!!11!1!!1!!1!!

Eff. That. and Eff. Them.

Posted by: JQ at December 03, 2021 12:58 AM (dB4Iz)

550 >>>like they just found stashes of in Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church during a renovation. Whooops!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 12:54 AM (4I/2K)
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Wow, his old time Baptist daddy would take him to the woodshed.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:58 AM (lfdhp)

551 And don't forget, 10x matching for your donation to the GOP if you act in the next 10 minutes.

STOP PELOSI'S PLAN TO TURN AMERICA INTO A PROVINCE OF RED CHINA!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 12:50 AM (VxC1e)

Because GOPE's plan to TURN AMERICA INTO A PROVINCE OF RED CHINA is slightly less repulsive.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 01:00 AM (SH2Zi)

552 ..Demolish it, and build an exact replica of the World Trade Center, using modern materials. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 12:55 AM (P3gRi)

I rather liked the photoshop version of 'em, arranged with four towers in the "flip the bird" posture. Barring that though? Yeah, the biggest, brashest, boldest, goldest Trump Tower, ever to be built.

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 01:00 AM (QzJWU)

553 Ask some of the other commenters whether I am an unserious person who can be deflected with a mildly offensive joke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The irony is so thick, I could eat latkes on it.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:00 AM (KAi1n)

554 Not a clue what Trump Turtle Bay is or where.

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 01:00 AM (2JoB8)

555 If burning deteriorates asbestos that's probably the cheapest way to go.

They could sell tickets.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:00 AM (lfdhp)

556 Yes. It reads well. The not in mass production is a bummer. Sigh
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 12:56 AM (lfdhp)

I don't follow Indiegogo. Maybe I should. Seems they have offered "early bird Specials" on that phone on several occasions, and some have shipped. If I could get one for $649, I would likely put my money down. The Librem 5 still seems stuck in next year country.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 01:03 AM (P3gRi)

557 I thought they were talking about the Pentagram but it must be Trump Tower.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:04 AM (lfdhp)

558 Not a clue what Trump Turtle Bay is or where.
Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2021 01:00 AM (2JoB

Turtle Bay is the name of the neighborhood where the UN building sits in Manhattan, NYC.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 01:04 AM (4I/2K)

559 As some related to liberal Jews, I'm going to second Tammy's #197 (though I would not capitalize liberal). As I learned it at temple (Olam Tikvah, Fairfax Va), the raison d'etre of Jews (the Hebrews) was to be a light unto the world, to act and live righteously before God in order to show other tribes how it's done. That included charity, thrift, working hard, playing hard, integrity, helping the less fortunate, etc. Liberal Jews ascribe those things to the Left these days.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:04 AM (KAi1n)

560 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE TURTLE BAY IS THE NEIGHBORHOOD IN MANHATTAN WHERE THE UN BUILDING IS AND TRUMP COULD REPLACE IT WITH A TRUMP TOWER CALLED TRUMP TURTLE BAY TO TRIGGER THE ALL THE GRIFTING FOREIGN DIPLOMATS WHO HATE HIS GUTS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 03, 2021 01:05 AM (VxC1e)

561 [iIf burning deteriorates asbestos that's probably the cheapest way to go. They could sell tickets.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:00 AM (lfdhp)

Asbestos is perhaps the best natural fire-insulator there is. You'd need temps well in excess of normal fires to reduce it to harmlessness. You know, 3k f, or above.

I don't know how the disposal industry deals with it, but I'd think that encapsulating it in some nearly-eternal solidifying resin might be the best, eons long choice?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

562 If burning deteriorates asbestos that's probably the cheapest way to go.

They could sell tickets.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:00 AM (lfdhp)

Might deteriorate the binders, and free it to go airborne. Asbestos itself won't burn; it's a mineral, and used for its fire resistant properties. You might be able to melt it with an oxyacetylene torch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 01:06 AM (P3gRi)

563 Asbestos is perhaps the best natural fire-insulator there is. You'd need temps well in excess of normal fires to reduce it to harmlessness. You know, 3k f, or above.

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So you're talking a nuclear blast then.

I'm liking this more and more.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 01:08 AM (VxC1e)

564 Remediation is going to be a high dollar project.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:08 AM (lfdhp)

565 I don't know how the disposal industry deals with it, but I'd think that encapsulating it in some nearly-eternal solidifying resin might be the best, eons long choice?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 01:06 AM (QzJWU)

Vigo the Carpathian can do that!

Posted by: Louis Tully, CPA, JD, Ghostbuster at December 03, 2021 01:09 AM (4I/2K)

566 My wife bought a firestick tv with Alexa. How do I block the mic and disable everything ?

Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 03, 2021 01:10 AM (iSbhf)

567

Germany has effectively banished unvaccinated people from participating in society. On Thursday, Führer Merkel announced that unvaccinated people must shield themselves from the world and may only leave for food or medicine. Merkel’s successor Olaf Scholz has said that he will push to enforce a mandatory vaccine requirement, which could go into effect as early as February. Even those who did receive the vaccine will fall into the shunned “unvaccinated” category nine months after receiving their last vaccine. Merkel and Scholz are encouraging everyone to begin lining up for their booster shots now. There are also plans to implement harsher COVID restrictions on the entire country regardless of vaccination status.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2021 01:11 AM (63Dwl)

568 Remediation is going to be a high dollar project.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:08 AM (lfdhp)

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Just imagine the high percentage of women, minorities, transsexuals, dwarfs and insane people you'll need on the crew to meet NY municipal demolition regs. None of them come cheap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 01:12 AM (VxC1e)

569 My wife bought a firestick tv with Alexa. How do I block the mic and disable everything ?
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 03, 2021 01:10 AM (iSbhf)

Haul into desert. Shoot it full of holes. Rake the debris up, and haul it out again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 01:13 AM (P3gRi)

570 Wonder if the negative affects of the vaccine wear off after nine months.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:13 AM (lfdhp)

571 my understanding of Judaism pretty much starts and stops with Sandy Koufax's refusal to pitch on Yom Kippur WTF! It's the World series!?

I have several jewish friends and I can't find any difference in them as people.
why do people try to carve out enemies?

Posted by: free tibet at December 03, 2021 01:13 AM (nbqmn)

572 Asbestos itself won't burn; it's a mineral, and used for its fire resistant properties.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Hold my beer.....

Posted by: chlorine triflouride at December 03, 2021 01:14 AM (P1f+c)

573 My wife bought a firestick tv with Alexa. How do I block the mic and disable everything ?
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 03, 2021 01:10 AM (iSbhf)

Sledgehammer in the 16+ pound size oughta do nicely.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 03, 2021 01:14 AM (4I/2K)

574 My wife bought a firestick tv with Alexa. How do I block the mic and disable everything ?
Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 03, 2021 01:10 AM (iSbhf)

Haul into desert. Shoot it full of holes. Rake the debris up, and haul it out again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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lol

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 01:15 AM (+my1P)

575 "Alexa, self-immolate"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 03, 2021 01:15 AM (VxC1e)

576 573 My wife bought a firestick tv with Alexa.
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Battery acid may do the trick.
Or, yes, mercuric acid, yep, think so.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:16 AM (lfdhp)

577 So my first idea was the best.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 03, 2021 01:17 AM (iSbhf)

578 Hey Braenyard.

Yeah, doubt Alexa will hold up to acid.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 01:17 AM (+my1P)

579 Nuke from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2021 01:17 AM (SH2Zi)

580 Reference for snark @572: https://tinyurl.com/Cl-F3

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2021 01:19 AM (P1f+c)

581 Wonder if the negative affects of the vaccine wear off after nine months.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 03, 2021 01:13 AM (lfdhp)

Well since the claimed "immunization" results from one's body being trained to produce the viral spike protein, and it's also the viral spike protein that's responsible for the blood clots, heart inflammation, and strokes, I'd say if you reach the 9-month point without any such side effects, you are probably in the clear, at least so far as those side effects go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 01:21 AM (P3gRi)

582 UN Passes Resolution Disavowing Jewish Ties To Temple Mount, Call It Solely Muslim

WZ
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 12:37 AM (+my1P)

I'm really looking forward to the day when the US kicks them out of this country and dynamites that building.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2021 12:42 AM (evAgx)


Mushroom cloud it, then kick them out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 01:25 AM (VwHCD)

583 my understanding of Judaism pretty much starts and stops with Sandy Koufax's refusal to pitch on Yom Kippur WTF! It's the World series!?
Posted by: free tibet

Seriously? That's a retarded thing to say, unless you consider Judaism to be solely a cultural thing, you know, like Christmas, the season of giving presents, and drinking eggnog, and getting a day off of work so you can spend more time fornicating, and stuff like that.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:27 AM (KAi1n)

584 My wife bought a firestick tv with Alexa.
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Battery acid may do the trick.
Or, yes, mercuric acid, yep, think so.
Posted by: Braenyard

Lysergic, just to make sure it can't understand a thing you think you're saying.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:28 AM (KAi1n)

585 Well, it is 11:30 here, and I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2021 01:31 AM (P3gRi)

586 Every time I see the tv I shout FJB THE FULL version

Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 03, 2021 01:33 AM (iSbhf)

587 SF Goth, asking respectfully, but in all good Moron humor, too.

D'ya think Grecian Jews are just slightly conflicted about the Reason for the Season? And no, my question doesn't contain a Trojan Horse. An entirely different occasion, of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 01:34 AM (QzJWU)

588 Only reason to get the shot is to protect you from Government

Posted by: Senor Coffee at December 03, 2021 01:35 AM (iSbhf)

589 Jesus was, literally, the only one among us who saw things literally.

The rest of us see through filters, delusions, incorrect education and ultimately unfortunately our own irreconcilable but deepest prejudices.

He cried for us, but we can't even see through that. We cry for our own pathetic pains, disappointments, horror.

Who among us has had a greater horror than Jesus?

But still we cry... Not for God, not for Jesus, not for all of the billions and billions of people that have suffered. We cry for ourselves.

Are you proud?

Posted by: Just Sayin at December 03, 2021 01:36 AM (p93tQ)

590 Some guy around a major city near where I live actually had the meth cooking away in his trunk. They had to shut the interstate down when they stopped him with hazmat required to dispose of the products.
Posted by: whig

That's a new spin on "junk in the trunk".

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:40 AM (KAi1n)

591 "D'ya think Grecian Jews are just slightly conflicted about the Reason for the Season?"

The only Grecian Jews I know are the ones who use the Formula, so, I'm not sure what you're asking me.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:43 AM (KAi1n)

592 Some guy around a major city near where I live actually had the meth cooking away in his trunk. They had to shut the interstate down when they stopped him with hazmat required to dispose of the products.
Posted by: whig


F**k it, I quit.

signed,
the insurance adjuster assigned to this rear-end collision

Posted by: mikeski at December 03, 2021 01:45 AM (P1f+c)

593 SF Goth. Please forgive my misspelling. But isn't Hanaukah the celebration of the Jews laying some serious whupass on their Greek oppressors, of that time?

It'd be kinda like Frenchmen celebrating Cinco de Mayo?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 01:46 AM (QzJWU)

594 But still we cry... Not for God, not for Jesus, not for all of the billions and billions of people that have suffered. We cry for ourselves.
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That we are so selfish, makes His sacrifice for us even all the more humbling.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 01:46 AM (+my1P)

595 Hi Jim! : )

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 01:48 AM (+my1P)

596 SMH!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 01:50 AM (QzJWU)

597 My favorites are Don't mess with texas its messed up enough already! and Your right. You should never forget that you lost!

Posted by: raimondo at December 03, 2021 01:52 AM (PQn0E)

598 Jim, i get it now. First of all, being conflicted is a hallmark of being Jewish. It's how we know bacon tastes so f'ing good. Second, there's no sins of the father stuff. Third, Jewish guilt is about changing behavior and sometimes that comes from an external ass-whupping. So, the appropiate Greek response to "happy hannukah" is "thanks, we really needed a lesson in humility and neighborliness something fierce".

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:56 AM (KAi1n)

599 ..So, the appropiate Greek response to "happy hannukah" is "thanks, we really needed a lesson in humility and neighborliness something fierce".
Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 01:56 AM (KAi1n)


I presume neither of us is Greek, but thanks. Either way, I owe you a good bourbon for the courtesy of your erudite reply. Morons is good people, always.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 01:59 AM (QzJWU)

600 "Only reason to get the shot is to protect you from Government"

...until they construct Even Moar hoops, then demand you jump through those, as well...

Posted by: JQ at December 03, 2021 02:00 AM (dB4Iz)

601 Jim, my family hails in part from Miklos territory (not SC) and thereabouts. I'm happy to take you up on a good bourbon. I don't really drink anymore, but i do make appropriate exceptions on occasion. ; - >

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 02:05 AM (KAi1n)

602 Army and FAA investigating epic flyover at Tennessee Titans game last month

Seems that someone complained about the flyover, and now it's being investigated.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=120188

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 02:10 AM (+my1P)

603 Inflation-proof assets, I hope...
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:29 AM (PTw5h)

Its in the market and real estate... so... we will see.
Big thing now is to get out of California before they screw me for living in a place, I really don't want to live in.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2021 12:32

Congrats Romeo, but you do have to get some out at the right time...market, real estate and GTFO of CA before they pass that exit tax that is discussed. Where ae you thinking of heading?

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2021 02:11 AM (55Qr6)

604 I don't really drink anymore, but i do make appropriate exceptions on occasion. ; - >

Posted by: SFGoth at December 03, 2021 02:05 AM (KAi1n)

Go to the texas MoMe. Mother Teresa wouldn't be able to resist the booze table there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 02:12 AM (VwHCD)

605 518 Which flies in the face of doctrine. Latter-Day Saint doctrine is that the Jews are still a chosen and covenant people. Anyone who abuses them will be punished for it.

Apparently you knew some Latter-Day Saints who didn't put two and two together in Sunday School. A shame, both for them, and anyone that they showed that attitude toward.
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2021 12:18 AM (PTw5h)

It is more than thinking Jews are the covenant people.
Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are adopted into one of the twelve tribes IF they are not already of Jewish ancestry (see Levites, in particular). The early Christians were Jews.
If you look up "gentile" in the dictionary you will find that term refers to people who are not Jewish OR members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Posted by: waepnedmann at December 03, 2021 02:15 AM (iIm4Z)

606 Army and FAA investigating epic flyover at Tennessee Titans game last month

Seems that someone complained about the flyover, and now it's being investigated.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=120188

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 02:10 AM (+my1P)

We got some serious pussies in this country.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2021 02:15 AM (VwHCD)

607 Could the Greek cursing well be the origin of the modern wishing well? I mean we throw coins in to make wishes, and curses are nothing but wishes of evil upon others...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 03, 2021 02:16 AM (ynpvh)

608 Berserker, yep.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 02:17 AM (+my1P)

609 welp, quiet. Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 03, 2021 02:24 AM (ynpvh)

610 The Texas Mo Meet is to the Horde, what the Wailing Wall is to the Jews and yes, even the Christains.

But with more fun, less tears and (Orthodox?) hystronics. Unless you just freakin' completely miss all the targets at the seven-yard line, and then yes. Tears and hystronics are then fully appropriate!

Either way, when the bedsheet is pulled from atop the liquor table, your Trail of Tears becomes a Tale of Cheers.

Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2021 02:25 AM (QzJWU)

611 OK, I'm still kicking. Got food stuck in my throat, lasted for hrs. Choking and trying to clear the throat, lots of puking up phlegm and junk trying to digest and pass this blockage.

I've got esophageal stricture, it's a genetic thing where the throat narrows as you age and it can cause swallowing problems. My mom had it.

Anyone else familiar w/ this? I'm wondering about tips to alleviate a blockage...warm water better than cold water?

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2021 02:59 AM (55Qr6)

612 The photoshop King was very funny !

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 03:01 AM (arJlL)

613 Farmer!

Can't say that I'm familiar with it, and will pray for you.

I would think that warmth would soften up any obstructions as opposed to anything cold.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 03:05 AM (+my1P)

614 Muldoon would know....

Google it ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 03:06 AM (arJlL)

615 Hey JT.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 03:13 AM (+my1P)

616 Guess Pixy dozed off ......

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 03:13 AM (arJlL)

617 Hiya SMH !

How come you're up ?

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 03:14 AM (arJlL)

618 I napped earlier.

Plus, I'm doing some reading and listening to some tunes.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 03:16 AM (+my1P)

619 I would think that warmth would soften up any obstructions as opposed to anything cold.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 03:05

My thinking also. I've had this before, but it just lasted too long this time. I need to see the fricking doc again to get my throat stretched.

OK, I just realized what that left open for the Horde, crap.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2021 03:19 AM (55Qr6)

620 OK, I just realized what that left open for the Horde, crap.
Posted by: Farmer

Relax....everybody's sleeping.

Posted by: JT at December 03, 2021 03:22 AM (arJlL)

621 lol Farmer.

You lucked out.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 03, 2021 03:23 AM (+my1P)

622 Yikes, Farmer! Mom also has that. She has warm water every meal

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 03, 2021 03:25 AM (1R0vU)

623 Is there anything lately from Mike Hammer? He had a brain bleed and then surgery.

And then posted from recovery. What a trooper. Anyone heard anything today?

Prayers from here MH.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2021 03:26 AM (55Qr6)

624 Haven't seen anything more from him since the ONT last night/early a.m.


Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 03, 2021 03:30 AM (1R0vU)

625 Yikes, Farmer! Mom also has that. She has warm water every meal
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at December 03, 2021 03:25

Sorry to hear that, it is a PITA. When you are hungry and want to dive into a good meal it's tough to remember you have to be careful and chew a lot.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2021 03:32 AM (55Qr6)

626 "There's a backlash forming, and these should be people that we can reach out to, to help them understand why Progressivism is evil, and why limited government and personal responsibility is a much better option, but there's an ugly strain of antisemitism woven throughout the backlash that is utterly repellent."

Sorry but I'm out of fucks on that front, as is nearly every personal conservative acquaintance I can think of. Some of them even Jewish.

For years I have spoken up against those painting with too broad a brush, and I still do - but the Jewish left specifically has honestly earned whatever they end up getting after this. Their shitty behavior is too consistent, too wide spread, and just plain too fucking depraved to get a pass. And they need called out for hiding behind and identity every bit as much as the jihadis.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 03, 2021 03:35 AM (SdoX8)

627 616 Guess Pixy dozed off ....

I should be so lucky...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 03, 2021 03:37 AM (MqQvv)

628 It's lonely upstairs.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 03, 2021 03:43 AM (Ocv6A)

629 No. 626. Yep. Agree. They seem to be leading the charge on tearing down every tradition and institution of western civilization (esp. pop culture). Just this week the execrable Rogen and Silverman set their sights on Christmas. I could write a book about Randi Weingarten.

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 03, 2021 05:06 AM (+7xGY)

630 A gravy hot tub sounds just mashie.

Posted by: Heltau at December 03, 2021 06:42 PM (7r6XS)

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