"Sheriff Joe" Announces New Onerous Restrictions on Travel On His Own Dubious Authority

He's not going to shut down our freedoms -- he's going to shut down covid.

President Biden announced a new plan to combat the coronavirus pandemic heading into the winter, including stricter testing requirements for international travel.

“I’m announcing today that all inbound international travelers must test within one day of departure, regardless of their vaccination status or nationality,” Biden said in a speech at the National Institutes of Health. “And we are extending the requirement, both internationally and domestically, to wear masks for travel on aircraft, trains, public transportation through the winter months.”

Biden said his administration will require insurers to cover the costs of at-home coronavirus tests, in order to expand their availability.

Health insurers are now officially a slush fund for the Democrat Party, to be ordered to spend as the Democrat Party may require day-to-day.

It's hard to have sympathy for them -- they demanded to become socialist vassals of the state.

Still, here we are, with the president not even pretending at having any legal authority for his "demands."

To really drive home the point that we now live in a regime of biomedical fascism, Biden "joked" that Fauci is really the president.

PPresident Joe Biden drew nervous laughter Thursday by joking that Dr. Anthony Fauci actually is the president before announcing tighter COVID-19 travel rules amid fears of the Omicron variant of the virus.

“I’ve seen more of Dr. Fauci than I have my wife. We kid each other. But — hey look, who’s president? Fauci,” Biden said while announcing his “winter plan” for the pandemic at the National Institutes of Health in Maryland.

Nervous laughter, indeed.

Video here.


Flashback: In 2009, the press openly laughed at Biden's fearmongering about the H1N1 pandemic.

Back in 2009, the press wasn't yet entirely corrupted nor yet entirely an extension of the DNC.

Joe Biden made some comments deemed by many, including those in the press, overly alarming about the then-spreading H1N1 virus. Specifically, he said that he would advise all family members to stay clear of any "enclosed spaces," such as planes or trains.

This was a substantially more alarmist take than what Obama had suggested, which was that people showing signs of sickness should avoid public transportation.

Joe Biden -- of whom Obama would say, "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up" -- then amplified that to telling all Americans, sick or not, to flee from public transportation.

Now is not the time to panic!

Oh wait, there it is! NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC!

Democrats hustled to temper Vice President Joe Biden's comments today that he would advise his family to avoid flying or being in confined spaces because of concerns about swine flu, a comment that drew criticism from the travel industry.

At a news conference Wednesday evening, President Obama said Americans who may be sick should avoid airplanes and "any system of public transportation where you're confined," but the vice president today took it one step further.

"I would tell members of my family -- and I have -- I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. It's not that it's going to Mexico in a confined aircraft where one person sneezes, that goes all the way through the aircraft," Biden said on NBC's "Today" show.

"That's me," he said.

Below, then-WH-spin merchant JakeRobert Gibbs tries to spin Joe the Fuck-Up's fear-mongering, and the press corps openly howls with laughter.

Now, 12 years later, Joe Biden routinely makes fantastical claims about covid and proposes outright fascist responses to it and the press nods solemnly.


Or "laughs nervously" as Biden kids-on-the-square that Fauci is the actual president now.


By the way: "Sheriff Joe" -- a nickname Joe Biden gave himself, claiming that Obama had given it to him and that everyone called him -- now claims that he had been appointed as some kind of special secret liaison during the Six Day War.

The press isn't laughing now. They're too busy nodding at Grampa's tall tales of yesteryear.

Posted by: Ace at 04:07 PM




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1 first?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:07 PM (8D42x)

2 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:07 PM (8D42x)

3 let's go brandon

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:07 PM (8D42x)

4 and fuck joe biden

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:08 PM (8D42x)

5 it's the grand slam

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:08 PM (8D42x)

6 *tap tap*

is this thing on?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:08 PM (8D42x)

7 Good luck getting a test 1 day before your flight in some 3rd world shithole.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 02, 2021 04:08 PM (OalnH)

8 Having fun, Sturm?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 04:08 PM (Ez6QX)

9 *john Travolta looking around meme*

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:08 PM (8D42x)

10 Joe thinks he's a king.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (kTF2Z)

11 LOL Kurt shows up in the last thread to say the airport in Waukesha is too small for AF1

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (CYnTg)

12 Having fun, Sturm?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 04:08 PM (Ez6QX)

pretty much...

i'm my own best friend...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (8D42x)

13

He cares so much about all of us that he lies as much as he can. to prove how much he cares about all of us.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (XnbJC)

14 Does that include illegal immigrants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 04:10 PM (LtGlA)

15 i'm my own best friend...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (8D42x)


You're a mog?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)

16 Thats the President of the United States you're talking about.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 02, 2021 04:10 PM (glGDV)

17 >>>15 i'm my own best friend...

i tried to be my own best friend but I blew me off

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (0G13K)

18 Kurt shows up in the last thread to say the airport in Waukesha is too small for AF1

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (CYnTg)

Forgets to mention that Milwaukee is 17 miles away.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (SH2Zi)

19 11 LOL Kurt shows up in the last thread to say the airport in Waukesha is too small for AF1

Kurt's dick is too small for his stepdad.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (GYllL)

20 >>>15 i'm my own best friend...

i tried to be my own best friend but I blew me off

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (0G13K)

Did you call next day?

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (SH2Zi)

21 Hey, how many House Republicans voted to give the federal government the power and funding for a centralized vaccine database of all citizens, with the helpful goal of "nudging" them to get the shots the government tells you to get?

About 70 or so?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (cSs/W)

22 >>> LOL Kurt shows up in the last thread to say the airport in Waukesha is too small for AF1
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (CYnTg)


AF1 is whatever the preezy is flying in on which could be an ultralight.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (LVgqo)

23 Foxtrot Juliet Bravo

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 04:12 PM (gmo/4)

24 Yeah, but has his butt been wiped?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

25 Go to Israel they told me. Show those jews how to fight like we do on the streets of Scranton. I fought a jew once. Great guy, loved him, fought him like a man. Grab his legs and give him the old one two. Great bagels those fellas. I love bread. No more questions.

Posted by: sheriff joe at December 02, 2021 04:12 PM (2vVtk)

26 What was Joe's CB handle back in the days he was driving the big rig?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 04:12 PM (wAnMi)

27 Testing within one day of departure doesn't weed out all the possibly infected infectious people that could get on an airplane.

Only staying in a quarantine hotel for two weeks can do that.

And who wants to get on an aluminum tube full of Covid anyway unless you already had it?

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 04:12 PM (U0p6D)

28 "I SAID, the Sheriff is a...a...um...look, man...you know...the THING!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 04:12 PM (dfRN6)

29 Biden would have to cross state lines to enter Waukesha.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 04:13 PM (LtGlA)

30 Biden said his administration will require insurers to cover the costs of at-home coronavirus tests, in order to expand their availability.
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Small price to pay to have the feds mandate everyone buy your product.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 02, 2021 04:13 PM (27p9U)

31 And when the insurance companies refuse? Fuck you, pay for it yourself or lose your job.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 04:13 PM (kTF2Z)

32 F. Joe Biden said he has faith in the negotiations to avert a government shutdown. That answers my question.

Government Shutdown is coming tomorrow.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 04:13 PM (Z32m1)

33 i'm my own best friend...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (8D42x)

You're a mog?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 04:10 PM (Ez6QX)

i keep chasing my tail...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:13 PM (8D42x)

34 "Back in 2009, the press wasn't yet entirely corrupted nor yet entirely an extension of the DNC."

Oh, that's a good one. Now tell the other one!

In 2009 there was still bloodletting between the Obama and Hillary factions, is what was going on.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (SdoX8)

35 So the insurance companies are going to pay for the testing? DOES ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING GOVERNMENT KNOW HOW ACCOUNTING FUCKING WORKS??????

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (Utipw)

36 DMV records are forever. Joetatoe's class A driver's license is a matter of record...or not.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (U0p6D)

37 Back in 2009, the press wasn't yet entirely corrupted nor yet entirely an extension of the DNC.

You mean not yet entirely bought, paid for and controlled by China.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (Do5/p)

38 >Good luck getting a test 1 day before your flight in some 3rd world shithole.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 02, 2021 04:08 PM (OalnH)

I think international travel for an American citizen is very ill-advised right now, unless you have the right connections and/or resources. Or you could just plan to get flown in to Mexico near the US border and just hoof it the rest of the way in.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (cSs/W)

39 Biden told the Titanic that they were headin right for an iceberg, but the Republicans filibustered it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (Y5qcH)

40 i tried to be my own best friend but I blew me off

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (0G13K)

Did you call next day?
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (SH2Zi)


I'm still ghosting myself after I got tired of texting me drunk at 2am.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (wAnMi)

41 I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places now. It's not that it's going to Mexico in a confined aircraft where one person sneezes,
.........

If Joe went to Mexico he'd need extra diapers.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (v0R5T)

42 So, he's setting up another court loss.

Another disappointment for his base without actually accomplishing anything.

And covid will just keep doing what it does while Joe's efforts to "combat" it become increasingly idiotic, ineffective, and unenforced.

It's like he's trying to cut out the legs of the Democratic Party, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

43 All you people flying hear must follow my dictate.


All you people at the border? Come on ahead.


Demented Dementia Puppet

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (gmo/4)

44 here

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 04:15 PM (gmo/4)

45 26 What was Joe's CB handle back in the days he was driving the big rig?

Rubber Dick

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 04:15 PM (GYllL)

46 Biden: blah, blah, blah, covid, travel restrictions....

GOPe: He's the President, we'll go along with it!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 04:15 PM (7bRMQ)

47 Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.

It is the task of statesmanship to mold, to balance, and to integrate these and other forces, new and old, within the principles of our democratic system-ever aiming toward the supreme goals of our free society.

Posted by: President Eisenhour at December 02, 2021 04:15 PM (oHd/0)

48 Joe Biden is an absolute buffoon and his humiliation, while funny and well deserved, is humiliating to the rest of us.

Posted by: Jmel at December 02, 2021 04:15 PM (RWHIh)

49 Six day war?? He was at most in the house of reps or new senator? And he's flying into a war to be a liaison?

WT ever living F.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (XMhnq)

50 So no vaccine mandate for domestic flights, thank goodness.

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (Hucnr)

51 He means the Yom Kippur War; he did meet with Golda Meir about a month before it kicked off during his first year in the Senate. In this case he's less lying than his dementia is causing him to conflate the two events.

Posted by: Ace Sherbet at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (/81N1)

52 I don't travel internationally, so I don't care.

Let the corporatists that outsourced American jobs be inconvenienced as they fly abroad to check on their slave plantations.

Let the jet set face the inconveniences. I don't care. I'd support putting them in lockdown pods for 10 months after traveling,

My concern for them is commensurate with their concern for J6 protesters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (Orgao)

53 mother in law of netflix CEO shot to death in her beverly hills home

May be unrelated to the Epstein trial, but there's another group of sketchy people doing sketchy things.

Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (AwPyG)

54 Joe thinks he's a king.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (kTF2Z)
........

King Shit on Turd Hill

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

55 In all fairness to the press that is covering him, none of them were alive when the 6 day war took place.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

56 What was Joe's CB handle back in the days he was driving the big rig?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 04:12 PM (wAnMi)

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Breaker one nine, this is the Lying Scumbag Shitweasel Piece of Shit. You got your ears on, good buddy?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 04:17 PM (kTF2Z)

57 Just getting into the holiday spirit.


And Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Mistletoe Belt Buckle at December 02, 2021 04:17 PM (GiLer)

58 32 F. Joe Biden said he has faith in the negotiations to avert a government shutdown. That answers my question.

Government Shutdown is coming tomorrow.
Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 04:13 PM (Z32m1)

Nope, Turtle will save the Dems.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:17 PM (oHd/0)

59 and fuck these "people" in DC. i'm waiting for them to fuck my christmas plans and require testing and vaxx..

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 04:17 PM (8D42x)

60 Traditionally health insurers give about 3x as much to the GOP
They are terrified of the USA going single payerike most developed countries

Posted by: Kurt at December 02, 2021 04:17 PM (c3jbK)

61 And following that news announcement, here's another holiday classic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3q5MQj1QYM

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (W+kMI)

62 Barack Obama was a mediocre leader who had to choose Joe Biden as someone with name recognition but dumb enough not to overshadow or threaten his boss.

only the DemonCrats would then choose older and more senile Biden as a candidate and cheat him into office with meets checkmarks but manages to not overshadow slow Joe (and that aint easy) Harris as the Veep.

I don't even know anymore if I want the country to not crash and burn. Sometimes I think we need a burning and then maybe a just Republic can Phoenix from the ashes. I just pray: thy will be done, please help the good folks through the mess, whatever form it takes.

Posted by: paleRider at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (3cGpq)

63 Would have been a 7 Day War if not for Joe.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (XMhnq)

64 So no vaccine mandate for domestic flights, thank goodness.
Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (Hucnr)


No but they extended the mask mandate until March.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)

65 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

66 Domestic flights will be mandated as well. Wait for it.

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (S1hrL)

67 Gibbs: What Vice President Biden meant to say...

Psaki: What President Biden meant to say...

Yeah, this should get good in the next few months when he goes into full blown hallucination mode.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (wAnMi)

68 claims that he had been appointed as some kind of special secret liaison during the Six Day War.

He rode a tank
held a General's rank

Posted by: Walt Fauci at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (2cfUo)

69 I'll bet you the airport mandates don't apply to private non commercial aircraft.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (U0p6D)

70 51 So we rate it mostly true
Snopes

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (CYnTg)

71 Breaker one nine, this is the Lying Scumbag Shitweasel Piece of Shit. You got your ears on, good buddy?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 02, 2021 04:17 PM (kTF2Z)

Didn't he call himself Sheriff Joe recently.

That would make him... Smokey Joe, Sheriff Shithead.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (oHd/0)

72 26 What was Joe's CB handle back in the days he was driving the big rig?

Cradle Robber

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (GYllL)

73 "The Fauci Who Stole Christmas" is a parody that really needs to be made.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (W+kMI)

74 Joe Biden says he was a liaison during the Six Day War.

Was this before or after he began driving a 18 wheeler?

Posted by: dantesed at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (193FS)

75 WTF is payerike?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (Ez6QX)

76 They're hanging on to the narrative by their fingernails, because they can't allow a situation where everyone justs laughs and ignores them, and we're fast-coming to that.


Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (AwPyG)

77 I drove a tank, held a general's rank, in the 6-day war when the bodies stank.

Posted by: G.I. Joe at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (gmo/4)

78 Under what authority is this edict given?

Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

79 63 Would have been a 7 Day War if not for Joe.

Joe rested on the 7th day

Posted by: Walt Fauci at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (2cfUo)

80 The way it is going Fauci may actually be functioning as the president more than joe understands.
If you want us to take the shot; prove that it is a serious health risk not to. In other words, close the border down and NO ONE gets in without a shot of the vaccine and NOT saline for optical PR photos.

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (tfWLB)

81 Joe was a lineman for the county
And he drove the main road
Searchin' in the sun for another overload

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (FVME7)

82 "President Biden announced a new plan to combat the coronavirus pandemic heading into the winter, including stricter testing requirements for international travel."

That's all well and good but it simply doesn't go far enough. There ought to be testing kits on planes, for example, and if anyone tests positive before landing, then that plane should be forced to crash by the USAF.

Posted by: Jim Cramer, CNBC at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (aXxgO)

83 50 So no vaccine mandate for domestic flights, thank goodness.

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (Hucnr)

Not that any Dem gives a crap about the US Constitution, or any law for that matter, but vaccine mandates to travel would by on shaky ground.

Besides, what good would requiring it on domestic flights when people travel by personal vehicle too?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (N39Ws)

84 King Shit on Turd Hill

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

But does he sell propane and propane accessories?

Posted by: Hank H at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (7bRMQ)

85 I loathe these assholes

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (Qqb1P)

86 I believe the sheep would wear diapers over their ass if they were told to.

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (S1hrL)

87 I think I would have panic attacks wearing a mask on a long flight. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (CYnTg)

88 11 LOL Kurt shows up in the last thread to say the airport in Waukesha is too small for AF1
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:09 PM (CYnTg)

__

I'm pretty sure Ace is Kurt and it's all performance art.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (OalnH)

89 Joe Biden "jokes" that Dr. Facui is actually the President of the United States

Out of the mouths of babes demented old corrupt snakes

Posted by: Doof at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (OWf+s)

90 Why would Meir have invited a 25-year-old law student with no ties to Egypt to be a liaison with the Egyptians?

Posted by: Simon Jester at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (BSu3l)

91 We are all witness, in real time - - live! , of the meltdown of a crusty old bastard who has dreamed of meting out pain to the people who laughed at him for for fifty years for being a completely useless fuck.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 02, 2021 04:21 PM (BPuaD)

92 Mecum ago auctions just featured a pink and white Nash Metropolitan. Why do I envision the Secretary of Transportation and immediate family driving one to the antique store?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 02, 2021 04:21 PM (C1Lsn)

93 So when does chain slinging Joetatoe order Washington DC painted red?

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2021 04:21 PM (U0p6D)

94 Spongebrain Shitpants.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

95 90 Why would Meir have invited a 25-year-old law student with no ties to Egypt to be a liaison with the Egyptians?
Posted by: Simon Jester at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (BSu3l)

Come on Man... Time Machine!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:21 PM (oHd/0)

96 35 So the insurance companies are going to pay for the testing? DOES ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING GOVERNMENT KNOW HOW ACCOUNTING FUCKING WORKS??????
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Yeah, insurance companies are going to cover it. Sure, right. Maybe at gunpoint, and possibly not even then.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 04:22 PM (W+kMI)

97 It's hard to have sympathy for them -- they demanded to become socialist vassals of the state.
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Sympathy for them? Fuck no. They wrote the damn bill and then compelled me to buy the product. "Mandate test coverage? Sure thing, boss. We'll just raise rates and there's not one damn thing any of our customers can do about it because fascism is really fucking grand!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:22 PM (DU+/6)

98 From 2020:

Biden took part in a "Get Out the Vote" event in the Democratic stronghold of Madison. From there, she traveled to Eagle, a rural part of Waukesha County -- a Republican stronghold -- in this key battleground state President Trump won in 2016 by fewer than 23,000 votes.

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I guess there is an airport nearby after all.....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 02, 2021 04:22 PM (OalnH)

99 PawPaw, what happened in the 6-day war?


Well honey, it would only have been a 2-day war, but your Paw Paw helped the jooooos.

Posted by: Akansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2021 04:22 PM (gmo/4)

100 I think I would have panic attacks wearing a mask on a long flight. Fuck that shit.
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (CYnTg)

They'll throw you out the emergency exit together with those who get sucked out by accident.

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 04:22 PM (S1hrL)

101 When is he going to play the fiddle while Mordor burns.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 04:22 PM (LtGlA)

102 lil baby beau made Joe the sheriff of Israel

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 04:23 PM (ZZK0E)

103 Joe XiDen: "Good luck getting a test 1 day before your flight in some 3rd world shithole."

We resent that remark.

Posted by: San Francisco, Chicago, Detroit, Portland, New York, and on and on at December 02, 2021 04:23 PM (aXxgO)

104 Sick.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 04:23 PM (Rbu5d)

105 11 LOL Kurt shows up in the last thread to say the airport in Waukesha is too small for AF1
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Kurt, bless his deluded little heart, is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 04:23 PM (W+kMI)

106 35 So the insurance companies are going to pay for the testing? DOES ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING GOVERNMENT KNOW HOW ACCOUNTING FUCKING WORKS??????

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Insurance companies don't cover shit. People who pay premiums will cover it via higher premiums.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 02, 2021 04:23 PM (OalnH)

107 Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 04:12 PM (gmo/4)



I think the military has actually adjusted the phenetic alphabet accordingly.

F, J and B are now Fuck, Joe and Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Under what authority is this edict given?

Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

Under the authority of....... Admiral James T Kirk!

Posted by: Earwigged Cdr Chekov at December 02, 2021 04:23 PM (7bRMQ)

109
Back in 2009, the press wasn't yet entirely corrupted nor yet entirely an extension of the DNC.

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Yes they were.

But back then, it was recognized by everyone that Biden was a walking joke that Obama and the DNC were laughing at, so the dimwit skells in the press felt free to ridicule him like everyone else. He was the butt of their in-joke.

Now, as a matter of short-term political necessity, he's both America's kindly grandfather, and it's aviator-wearing, Putin-smashing alpha-dog badass motherfucker. It's all the same as it's ever been. Just the needs of the moment are different.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (2ABQr)

110 I'm pretty sure Ace is Kurt and it's all performance art.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 02, 2021 04:20 PM (OalnH)

**Spock Eyebrow**

Fascinating.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (dfRN6)

111 you know, lil baby beau as he looks down on earth from heaven and ponders whether to cry or not based on how Joe is treated actually bestowed Sheriff Joe's nickname upon him. You don't want lil baby Beau to cry, do you?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZZK0E)

112 The prior outbreak stuff is why I was slightly surprised COVID panic worked so well. We had a couple of bad flu outbreaks during the Bush and Obama administrations and the press went into full-blown hyper-terror mode over it and everyone just shrugged and then things were okay. I thought "boy who cried wolf" would have been more a factor during the COVID stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (DU+/6)

113 Yeah, this should get good in the next few months when he goes into full blown hallucination mode.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (wAnMi)

What mode is he in now?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (vN+oL)

114 >>"I'm announcing today that all inbound international travelers must test within one day of departure, regardless of their vaccination status or nationality," Biden said

So what's the point of getting vaccinated?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

115 Couple of Bear Bryant's hats going up for auction. Predicted to break record set by Cousin Itt's.

Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (taPSh)

116 All interstate travel must be fully vaccinated with a booster wearing a mask at all times. We must stay safe from the Trump virus.

Posted by: Joetatoe Pedatoe at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (U0p6D)

117 Under what authority is this edict given?
Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2021 04:19 PM (Ed8Zd)
.........

Cartman's from South Park?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

118 All that gravitas. It's just too much.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 04:25 PM (x42Y3)

119 Golda Meir? Dorked her squeekhole, no joking, man!

Posted by: Flatulent Joe at December 02, 2021 04:25 PM (2qBss)

120 Just to reiterate the obvious, Joe will lie about anything for political gain. Anything.

He lied about his son's death in order to concoct a rationale for running in 2020. Beau said to him that he needed to run to defeat Trump - on his deathbed.

Only issue is that Beau Biden died in 2015.

His handlers finally got him to stop telling that story and instead switched to 'I ran because of Charlottesville'.

Posted by: MJ at December 02, 2021 04:25 PM (zwDuR)

121 What was Joe's CB handle back in the days he was driving the big rig?


Sniffy McShitpants

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

122 91 We are all witness, in real time - - live! , of the meltdown of a crusty old bastard who has dreamed of meting out pain to the people who laughed at him for for fifty years for being a completely useless fuck.

---

you'd think he wanted to do more as potus than sniff girls and eat ice cream

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 04:26 PM (ZZK0E)

123 Paw Paw, what did you do in the great 6-day war?


Well honey, your paw paw shoveled shirt in Delaware.

Posted by: Akansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2021 04:26 PM (gmo/4)

124 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

President of Bayer admitted it is a gene therapy, not a vaccine.

Which some of us knew all along.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:26 PM (oHd/0)

125 Insurance will cover it, all you have to do is pay a 100% co-pay.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2021 04:26 PM (wUB6g)

126 That's good, Joe. Give that egomaniac cocksucker Fauci even more validation. Just what we all need.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 02, 2021 04:26 PM (jEjoo)

127 Mecum ago auctions just featured a pink and white Nash Metropolitan. Why do I envision the Secretary of Transportation and immediate family driving one to the antique store?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 02, 2021 04:21 PM (C1Lsn)

How would all four of them fit in a Nash Metropolitan? Oh wait, the kids are just props, they'll put 'em in the trunk.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (7bRMQ)

128 so some troll showed up and said waukesha is too far remote for AF1 and that's why pootus is silent about one of his minions killing normies? wow bros, ngl they're ngmi

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (ZZK0E)

129 Making a lame, irresponsible joke about Fauci being President is beyond the pale. People have and are suffering at the hands of this administration and making light of it in any way is juvenile at best.

If, however, you are in an overcrowded caravan coming from South America to illegally cross the border with COVID, polio, measles are whatever ails you is totes okay.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (oiNtH)

130
President of Bayer admitted it is a gene therapy, not a vaccine.

Which some of us knew all along.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:26 PM (oHd/0)

Aren't gene therapies designed to be effective?

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (wUB6g)

131 >>His handlers finally got him to stop telling that story and instead switched to 'I ran because of Charlottesville'.

Which was also a lie. To bad we don't have a real media to point that out.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)

132 Unless you have had two shots plus a booster and made obeisance before my image you are not fully vaccinated vaccinated
Dr Fauci

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (CYnTg)

133 7 Good luck getting a test 1 day before your flight in some 3rd world shithole.

Well, it worked for us in Belize last month. Very efficient, actually. Tested right on the resort grounds. But then again, Belize is a former British territory, so...

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (RKLPC)

134 Meanwhile people in red areas are completely back to normal and seeing no meaningful change in anything, while people in blue areas are triple masking, injecting their children with an untested chemical, and truly convinced they're going to die if they don't spray their grocery bags with Lysol, and they're having all kinds of increases in COVIDs because they want it so badly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (nMXLX)

135 Paging Rand Paul.

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (S1hrL)

136 AF1 is whatever the preezy is flying in on which could be an ultralight.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 04:11 PM (LVgqo)

The Academy has some of those for their Airmanship program.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (cqzjS)

137 remember it's free if the insurance companies just raise taxes to pay for it

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (ZZK0E)

138 That's good, Joe. Give that egomaniac cocksucker Fauci even more validation. Just what we all need.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 02, 2021 04:26 PM (jEjoo)



Well, he IS the highest paid government employee.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

139 The good people of Cambodia found a solution for this kind of thing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (LtGlA)

140 Why shouldn't Joe lie about shit he hasn't done in order to aggrandize himself? Everyone in government and the press does it.

Teachers are heroes.
The CDC knows what's best.
Biden is capable of thought.
Brian Williams dodged hails of bullets.
The FBI are largely solid, good men working for America.
Ashly Babbit wasn't murdered in cold blood.
January 6th was an insurrection.
Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer.
BLM/Antifa riots are justice.

Lies. Lies, the lot of it. Everything they say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (DU+/6)

141 35 So the insurance companies are going to pay for the testing? DOES ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING GOVERNMENT KNOW HOW ACCOUNTING FUCKING WORKS??????
____________

Of course.

Biden issues imperial decrees saying that a thing must be done, or a service must be provided, or a product must be paid for, and it is done!

It's like magic, dude!

Just out of curiousity I looked up the current price of these at-home tests. They vary greatly, but some are well over $100.

And what is the point of this anyway? Anybody who is infected but still wants to travel can just substitute his/her at-home test results for somebody else's. There's no way to monitor this stuff, and lots of these at-home tests look pretty sketchy (in terms of accuracy) anyway. It's beyond ludicrous.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (k4dH2)

142 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)


If you're unvaccinated you might kill a vaccinated person.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (Ez6QX)

143 Aren't gene therapies designed to be effective?

**

Depends on what your end goal is.

Cold virus? Ha, nope.

Depopulation? Yeah, we can do that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (nMXLX)

144 Did Joe say he knew All the Israeli Prime Ministers? And what did he mean by emphasizing knew them well?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (x42Y3)

145 Maybe "Corn Pop" was an Egyptian Generally that Sheriff "No Malarky" Joe bayoneted to protect the Israeli Army?

No wonder that war took only 6 days, with Joe Xi-den fighting on your side...

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (Rl7KJ)

146 133 7 Good luck getting a test 1 day before your flight in some 3rd world shithole.

You're including the US in that classification, amirite?

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 04:29 PM (S1hrL)

147 Man I wish all this shit were just a TV show. It would be hilarious, if unbelievable.
Too bad this is our reality and our country.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 02, 2021 04:29 PM (MFphb)

148 121 What was Joe's CB handle back in the days he was driving the big rig?

Dog faced pony soldier?

Posted by: J at December 02, 2021 04:29 PM (cX6hc)

149 62...I don't even know anymore if I want the country to not crash and burn. Sometimes I think we need a burning and then maybe a just Republic can Phoenix from the ashes. I just pray: thy will be done, please help the good folks through the mess, whatever form it takes.
Posted by: paleRider at December 02, 2021 04:18 PM (3cGpq)

I'm with you.
I woukd love the government to "shut down." As if it's good for anything these days. Then all those "non-essential" workers who had to stay home get canned.

Posted by: Flyover. at December 02, 2021 04:29 PM (Rbu5d)

150 I won the 6 Day war!

-Joe Bidet

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 04:29 PM (faXIs)

151 Just picked up four more BinaxNow nasal swab tests from Security. Should be covered thru the new year at one 15 minute self test a week.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 04:29 PM (4I0tJ)

152 President of Bayer admitted it is a gene therapy, not a vaccine.

Which some of us knew all along.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:26 PM (oHd/0)

Aren't gene therapies designed to be effective?
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (wUB6g)

Designed? sure... and the Delorean was designed as the car of the future!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:30 PM (oHd/0)

153 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

Control and acclimating the populace towards accepting even more egregious restrictions on their freedom.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2021 04:30 PM (Rl7KJ)

154 Joe has turned into the dude that makes fun of Joe with the deep fake thing on YouTube.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

155 You know without a single doubt that Senator Joe Biden would've been his CB handle.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 04:30 PM (nMXLX)

156 Yeah, insurance companies are going to cover it. Sure, right. Maybe at gunpoint, and possibly not even then.


---
They will payout to the doctors and then raise your premium

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2021 04:30 PM (Utipw)

157 144 Did Joe say he knew All the Israeli Prime Ministers? And what did he mean by emphasizing knew them well?


===

Biblically??

Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 04:30 PM (faXIs)

158 144 Golda Meir? Yeah, I hit that
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:30 PM (CYnTg)

159 Der Fuhrer's Face

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 04:30 PM (XvPQV)

160 35 So the insurance companies are going to pay for the testing? DOES ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING GOVERNMENT KNOW HOW ACCOUNTING FUCKING WORKS??????
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2021 04:14 PM (Utipw)

------
Yeah, but it's a write off. They can literally write it off!

/sarc/

Posted by: 496 at December 02, 2021 04:31 PM (VJsqe)

161 Der Fuhrer's Face

**

(makes raspberry sounds, starts singing the song)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 04:31 PM (nMXLX)

162 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)


The vaccines that babies and children get up till now were actually vaccines.

This fucking thing is NOT a vaccine. It has nothing to do with vaccines and has a higher body count than the city of Chitcago.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

163 How soon should we all move to Nork Land where we will be free?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 04:31 PM (2JoB8)

164 Having brought direct evidence of billing fraud to the dedicated fraud department of a big heath insurer and see them promise to do something but never actually do anything about it even years later, yeah I don't think the insurers much care about trifling things like good stewardship of your premiums. If Uncle Alzheimer Puffydiaper orders them to do something, they don't give a shit, they can always pass along the costs to the suckers paying customers.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 04:32 PM (cSs/W)

165 So is the approved response still that's just Joe being Joe?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 04:32 PM (x42Y3)

166 I'm sick of this evil retard and of the people listening to his evil retard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 04:32 PM (XvPQV)

167 The prior outbreak stuff is why I was slightly surprised COVID panic worked so well. We had a couple of bad flu outbreaks during the Bush and Obama administrations and the press went into full-blown hyper-terror mode over it and everyone just shrugged and then things were okay. I thought "boy who cried wolf" would have been more a factor during the COVID stuff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021


***
We had the Hong Kong flu in 1969. (I was in high school, and caught it.) Response in America: Woodstock!

Of course that was much later in the year than the usual "flu season." But the fear-porn purveyors on this COVID thing have kept it going for almost 2 years now. The govt. could have done it . . . except people were saner, overall, in '69.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 04:32 PM (txdEq)

168 It hardly needs to be pointed out, but it must be, that by saying "vaccination status doesn't matter" the regime is admitting that Vaccinations are worthless and do nothing to halt the spread.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 04:32 PM (trdmm)

169 It is a bit funny to watch a press cnference from the Obama wh and think "ah, the good old days of intelligence and ability"

Posted by: Y5 at December 02, 2021 04:33 PM (Aoi+I)

170
Fuck off, 'Baga Brain

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 04:33 PM (Oizsv)

171 Der Fuhrer's Face

**

(makes raspberry sounds, starts singing the song)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 04:31 PM (nMXLX)

:fistbump:

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 04:33 PM (XvPQV)

172 What was Joe's CB handle back in the days he was driving the big rig?
.......

Corky

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

173 Sundowner's brain is making up stories, probably movies or dreams of his that have become his reality.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 04:33 PM (2JoB8)

174 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

To break people.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:34 PM (SH2Zi)

175 >>> How soon should we all move to Nork Land where we will be free?
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 04:31 PM (2JoB


SE Asia is some pretty country. I think a few million of us good ole boys on airboats could take over the country, free the citizens and we'd all have a good time. However, I'd rather invade and free the people here.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 04:34 PM (LVgqo)

176 Pedo Joe is sheriff of Molestia, just south of Incestia.

A great place to raise kids!

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 02, 2021 04:34 PM (WmGrA)

177 He's using this to cover his S.Africa fiasco?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2021 04:34 PM (lfdhp)

178 That song about Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner was about Joe.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 04:35 PM (x42Y3)

179 Joe says he knows what taters are after Samwise Gamgee told him.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 02, 2021 04:35 PM (AiZBA)

180 There is no effing point in getting vaxed. Period.

Unless you have cloven hoofs.

Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 04:35 PM (S1hrL)

181 Sundowner's brain is making up stories, probably movies or dreams of his that have become his reality.
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 04:33 PM (2JoB8 )



He's been lying his entire adult life. Now, he has no idea what's reality and what's not. He's the Donnie Brasco of political dipshittery.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

182 >President of Bayer admitted it is a gene therapy, not a vaccine.

Which some of us knew all along.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:26 PM (oHd/0)

Oops. Oopsie.

https://is.gd/RdQb6l

I've noticed even the more strident defenders of the clot shot amongst the Horde have been pretty quiet about it lately.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 02, 2021 04:35 PM (cSs/W)

183 112 The prior outbreak stuff is why I was slightly surprised COVID panic worked so well. We had a couple of bad flu outbreaks during the Bush and Obama administrations and the press went into full-blown hyper-terror mode over it and everyone just shrugged and then things were okay. I thought "boy who cried wolf" would have been more a factor during the COVID stuff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (DU+/6)

I think that after 3 1/2 years of attacking Trump and spitting out bald faced lies about Russia daily, any resistance to pumping out propaganda was completely gone from all levels of the MSM.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 04:35 PM (trdmm)

184 Call me old fashion, but Punchy can't order anyone to quarantine after travel...this is unconstitutional and impossible to enforce without creating some national police unit of millions to go around and pistol whip citizens into compliance.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2021 04:35 PM (5iUNf)

185 I took the last train to Clarksville and she met me at the station. No, not Jill that was my dead wife

Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:36 PM (CYnTg)

186 Call me old fashion, but Punchy can't order anyone to quarantine after travel...this is unconstitutional and impossible to enforce without creating some national police unit of millions to go around and pistol whip citizens into compliance.
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2021 04:35 PM (5iUNf)


Hold our beer, mate. -- Australia.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 02, 2021 04:37 PM (AiZBA)

187 Just picked up four more BinaxNow nasal swab tests from Security. Should be covered thru the new year at one 15 minute self test a week.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021


***
For some odd reason I haven't seen a notice about testing in my email in quite some time. My employer did say they were going to a random testing schedule, i.e., not everybody would be "asked" (read: "required") to test every month or whatever.

If anybody says anything to me ("How come you haven't tested since [date]?"), I'll point that out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 04:37 PM (txdEq)

188 Wasn't his proclaiming himself "Sheriff Joe" related to his promise to help cure cancer? Good job with that, btw.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 02, 2021 04:37 PM (AD3JT)

189 Joe always was a lying sack of shit. Now I doubt he has the cognitive function sufficient to know the difference between fact and fiction.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 02, 2021 04:37 PM (+8RJC)

190 I took the last train to Clarksville and she met me at the station. No, not Jill that was my dead wife

Joe Biden
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:36 PM (CYnTg)



The Monkees were a very underappreciated band.

https://youtu.be/ZcXpKiY2MXE

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

191 The reason why Biden and Kamaltoe are staying away from the Waukesha victims is that Kamaltoe was one of the idiots leading the "No Bail for Criminals" bullshit. The black supremacist driver who deliberately ran over all those kiddies and grannies at the parade was Kamaltoe's Willie Horton. He's the poster boy for why "No Bail" was and still is a stupid and dangerous idea.

And all those dead and injured kids and grannies in Waukesha are now paying the price for racist Kamaltoe's stupidity.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (k4dH2)

192 Wasn't his proclaiming himself "Sheriff Joe" related to his promise to help cure cancer? Good job with that, btw.

--

probably meant the cancer of white americans, amirite? ugh.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (ZZK0E)

193 174 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

To break people.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:34 PM (SH2Zi)

Since the virus has mutated quickly (like all COVID strains do) the first couple of "vaccines" are already worthless. (If they're not worthless, then this isn't a new strain and it's all just more hype.) But that's why they say people need a "booster". Actually, it's "okay, first two try's have failed, but here's another! This one will work, you have our word on it!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (trdmm)

194 I think this high volume testing of people with no symptoms is just a pointless excuse to juice the numbers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (UuD2k)

195 .this is unconstitutional and impossible to enforce without creating some national police unit of millions to go around and pistol whip citizens into compliance.
Posted by: Boswell

Working on it ..

Posted by: M. (Judy) Garland at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (WmGrA)

196 OT-Prayer request. My organist (Jessie) who is about 93 is in the emergency room with weakness and a massive headache. Most of you have heard me talk about her because she's a wonderful person whom we all dearly love and who has had a number of health challenges in the time I've been at the church. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (poMoX)

197 Joe coached Jeannie C. Riley in what to the Harper Valley PTA.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 04:39 PM (x42Y3)

198 pssssst ace - it was Robert Gibbs, not Jake, although it hardly matters. You were probably triggered by Jake Tapper asking an actual critical question.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 04:39 PM (wyw4S)

199 If anybody says anything to me ("How come you haven't tested since [date]?"), I'll point that out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 04:37 PM (txdEq)

Just get on the cart.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:39 PM (SH2Zi)

200 It is a bit funny to watch a press cnference from the Obama wh and think "ah, the good old days of more competent pretense of intelligence and ability"
Posted by: Y5 at December 02, 2021


***
Fixed

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 04:39 PM (txdEq)

201 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw

*

Another moron pointed it out.

It doesn't protect you from the virus. It protects you from the government.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 04:40 PM (iPqiQ)

202 Prayers up for Jessie.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 04:40 PM (sG4Hj)

203 I think that after 3 1/2 years of attacking Trump and spitting out bald faced lies about Russia daily, any resistance to pumping out propaganda was completely gone from all levels of the MSM.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 04:35 PM (trdmm)
++++
They pumped it out during the prior flu outbreaks, too. It just didn't stick. Somehow and for some reason, people listened to the press *more* in 2020 than they did before. Astounding.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:40 PM (DU+/6)

204 OT-Prayer request. My organist (Jessie) who is about 93 is in the emergency room with weakness and a massive headache. Most of you have heard me talk about her because she's a wonderful person whom we all dearly love and who has had a number of health challenges in the time I've been at the church. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (poMoX)
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You got it, Fen. You've talked a lot about her and I know she is dear to you and your congregation.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 04:40 PM (wyw4S)

205 SE Asia is some pretty country. I think a few million of us good ole boys on airboats could take over the country, free the citizens and we'd all have a good time. However, I'd rather invade and free the people here.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 04:34 PM (LVgqo)


We should have openly colonized Afghanistan. Establish a few American colonies in the more remote parts of the country. Free land to young men willing to help tame it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 02, 2021 04:40 PM (wmDcS)

206 Prayers up, Fen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:40 PM (DU+/6)

207 128 so some troll showed up and said waukesha is too far remote for AF1 and that's why pootus is silent about one of his minions killing normies? wow bros, ngl they're ngmi
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 02, 2021 04:27 PM (ZZK0E)

a 1 hr flight from DC is "too remote"???

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 04:41 PM (trdmm)

208 This one will work, you have our word on it!"
Posted by: Tom Servo

MY word. As a Biden.

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at December 02, 2021 04:41 PM (WmGrA)

209 What was Joe's CB handle back in the days he was driving the big rig?

Lug Nut

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 04:41 PM (GYllL)

210 At this point we are about two days away from Biden walking out naked (sorry! sorry!) and the press admiring his new clothes.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (wyw4S)

211 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)
=-=-=-=
To break people.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:34 PM (SH2Zi)


To kill people. The American Heart Association, a conspiracy theory spreading group of subversives has been deemed by the omniscient and benevolent Twitter crack cardiac medical and immunology team to be spreading false information w/r/t to the profoundly elevated levels of heart disease occurring in those who have bent the knee to Ba'al and took the Kill Shot.

I hear that heart attacks can be pretty quick, and the hospitals are so under-staffed you wouldn't be admitted in anyway, so you don't have to worry about lingering illness and death.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (+LCoQ)

212 How many IDF babes has Biden sniffed?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (x42Y3)

213 Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at December 02, 2021 04:41 PM (WmGrA)


Well, me. It's nice talking to myself. A credit to dementia.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

214 After flying to Hawaii and back last month, I tell you what, 75% of the people on the return flight were wearing their face diapers on their neck. My two year old granddaughter never had on on the whole time.
I put a hat over my face and pretended to sleep.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

215 The Monkees were a very underappreciated band.

https://youtu.be/ZcXpKiY2MXE
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021


***
I kind of liked their "Early Morning Blues and Greens."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (txdEq)

216 174 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

To break people.
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:34 PM (SH2Zi)

Also based on what the President of Bayer said at a conference, they want people to get used to the idea of Gene Therapy... it's a bait and switch. Yeah, I know it you don't like gene therapies, but you've already HAD ONE with Covid.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (oHd/0)

217 Hey, the government would always tell the truth, right? I mean, why wouldn't they?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8tpa8j

Posted by: PJ1 at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (G1dq6)

218 This one will work, you have our word on it!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (trdmm)

They started with forcing the idea that a boy can have a vagina and a girl can have a penis, depending on their whims of the day. After that, the sky is the limit. Makes vax passports and covid concentration camps seem like child's play.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (SH2Zi)

219 The prior outbreak stuff is why I was slightly surprised COVID panic worked so well. We had a couple of bad flu outbreaks during the Bush and Obama administrations and the press went into full-blown hyper-terror mode over it and everyone just shrugged and then things were okay. I thought "boy who cried wolf" would have been more a factor during the COVID stuff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:24 PM (DU+/6)


=======================
Part of it was the videos of people dropping dead in the streets of Wuhan. there were several weeks of those videos, and of course everyone was thinking the worst. The damn Chinese were reacting and overreacting, and there had to be a reason why.

I still think it was a Chinese Communist Bioweapon that leaked while in develoment. I am just glad they hadn't improved the virulence and lethality yet.

Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (Z32m1)

220 But that's why they say people need a "booster". Actually, it's "okay, first two try's have failed, but here's another! This one will work, you have our word on it!"

*

A booster that is chemically identical to the one that didn't work against the 2019 version it was specifically designed for and that no longer exists.

They aren't updating sh*t. The boosters are just repeats of the first dose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 04:43 PM (iPqiQ)

221 >>It doesn't protect you from the virus. It protects you from the government.

Apparently not anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2021 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

222 Look for senate Republicans to cave again on the CR. They finally got an agreement on Mike Lee's amendment against private sector mandatory vaccines. They also lowered the vote threshold to 51. That means if all Republicans plus one Democrat vote for the amendment, the private sector mandatory vaccines are defunded. I'm betting you won't get all Republicans to vote for that- because they're cowards. One of the usual suspects will kill it. Nor will everyone's favorite Democrat Socialist, Manchin vote for it. Then they need ten votes to pass the CR to fund the government through February 18th.

Expect every excuse in the book when Republicans fail. Again.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 04:43 PM (5dQn5)

223 This pretty girl in a tight dress says, "Nah, bro, I'll just wander over the southern border instead:"
https://is.gd/29GXaC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:43 PM (DU+/6)

224 Joe was a lifeguard, right? Has anyone combed the old newspapers to see if there were any drownings during his tenure? I ask because I do NOT underestimate his ability to fuck things up.

Posted by: 496 at December 02, 2021 04:43 PM (VJsqe)

225 I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't want to take the vaccine, but I did it anyway for my job and then numerous courts halted the mandates right after.

I would be thinking "Why was I too weak to stand by my convictions? Why didn't I wait?"

A bit like bitching to your friends about mask mandates through your mask. You can't see that your compliance is their victory.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 04:43 PM (7F9te)

226 Apparently not anymore

*

Well sure, but only because you're not fully vaccinated.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 04:44 PM (iPqiQ)

227 Third case of Omicron Doom detected in Colorado screams the liberals at The Hill today!

The Omicron variant has become Ebola to these people. Every case is going to shouted out now, making people think it has a 90% mortality rate.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2021 04:44 PM (5iUNf)

228 You have my word on it.

Panomelli Kiki Bobo

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (Ht4eC)

229 So is sub***ck banned here? Just got an error message.

Posted by: pj at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (G1dq6)

230 To really drive home the point that we now live in a regime of biomedical fascism, Biden "joked" that Fauci is really the president.

-------
.Huh. In this morning's Morning Rant, I jokingly replied to CBD's pronouncement that the rule of law was dead and buried with this (now prescient) comment:

"You will submit to the Rule of Fauci, and you will like it!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (wH/Rr)

231 I still think it was a Chinese Communist Bioweapon that leaked while in develoment. I am just glad they hadn't improved the virulence and lethality yet.
Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (Z32m1)
++++
That is a real possibility, but I think it's also possible that both SARS-COV-2 got out but so did something else far worse, likely a few weeks later. The bad one doesn't spread so easily and they locked that shit down and exterminated it but lost control of the 'Rona virus which spreads much more easily.

I dunno. I don't trust any of these people about anything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (DU+/6)

232 Yeah, I know it you don't like gene therapies, but you've already HAD ONE with Covid.

*

Or

Now you need the antidote.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (iPqiQ)

233 To kill people. The American Heart Association, a conspiracy theory spreading group of subversives has been deemed by the omniscient and benevolent Twitter crack cardiac medical and immunology team to be spreading false information w/r/t to the profoundly elevated levels of heart disease occurring in those who have bent the knee to Ba'al and took the Kill Shot.

I hear that heart attacks can be pretty quick, and the hospitals are so under-staffed you wouldn't be admitted in anyway, so you don't have to worry about lingering illness and death.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (+LCoQ)

Then I thank heavens that the left is more inclined to become human pin cushions in the face of a 99.8+% survivable deadly common cold virus.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (SH2Zi)

234 At this point we are about two days away from Biden walking out naked (sorry! sorry!) and the press admiring his new clothes.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: FJB's hirsute legs at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (a3Q+t)

235 Makes vax passports and covid concentration camps seem like child's play.
Posted by: flounder

Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Land of Oz at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (WmGrA)

236 A nation of ninnies. What a fucking shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (vFBU8)

237 Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 04:40 PM (wyw4S

Thanks; I appreciate that. The darn rules in the hospital allow only one person at a time in emergency so she has to be there with her daughter while her son has to talk to her on the phone. Arrrrrgh. And I worry because almost all of the people in my congregation have had one shot or more and a number of them now seem to be having problems they didn't have before the shots

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (poMoX)

238 Dude.

Dooooooooooooooooooood.

The DCCC just put out a graph showing a steep drop in gas prices with the caption, "Thanks Joe Biden."

But look at the scale and where the graph starts and stops. They zoomed all the way in on a four cent scale, with half cent steps. The actual price drop is two cents per gallon.

https://twitter.com/dccc/status/1466494036630544394

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 04:46 PM (sG4Hj)

239 Fauci is the origin point of all the lies that turned Covid from a treatable disease to 3/4 of a million people dying of Remdesivir poisoning.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 02, 2021 04:46 PM (taEBS)

240 The Monkees were a very underappreciated band.

https://youtu.be/ZcXpKiY2MXE
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Uh, no.

As Mickey Dolenz later recalled, "Jimi would amble out onto the stage, fire up the amps and break out into 'Purple Haze,' and the kids in the audience would instantly drown him out with 'We want Daaavy!' God, was it embarrassing."

Posted by: golfman at December 02, 2021 04:46 PM (hOMhY)

241 This pretty girl in a tight dress says, "Nah, bro, I'll just wander over the southern border instead:"
https://is.gd/29GXaC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:43 PM (DU+/6)
..........

Hmm. Does she need a sponsor?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

242 Vhen der Biden says ve must all get the vaxx!

Ve say Hiel! Bbbbbbrrrrt Heil! Bbbbbbrrrrrrttttt right der Biden's face!

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 04:47 PM (gmo/4)

243 There's no way to monitor this stuff, and lots of these at-home tests look pretty sketchy (in terms of accuracy) anyway. It's beyond ludicrous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (k4dH2)

They've blown past ludicrous and gone straight to plaid.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2021 04:47 PM (ooIh0)

244 227 Third case of Omicron Doom detected in Colorado screams the liberals at The Hill today!

The Omicron variant has become Ebola to these people. Every case is going to shouted out now, making people think it has a 90% mortality rate.
Posted by: Boswell



Something like this?
https://youtu.be/vFe-p1gbKEc

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 02, 2021 04:47 PM (HTCOy)

245 https://legalinsurrection.com/covid madness germany isolates-unvaccinated australia arrests escapees from quarantine compound
https://tinyurl.com/2p9yc5dk

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 04:47 PM (2JoB8)

246 Jimi is probably the most overrated musician of all time.

Posted by: goodluckduck at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (pCXlW)

247 Dude.

Dooooooooooooooooooood.

The DCCC just put out a graph showing a steep drop in gas prices with the caption, "Thanks Joe Biden."

But look at the scale and where the graph starts and stops. They zoomed all the way in on a four cent scale, with half cent steps. The actual price drop is two cents per gallon.

https://twitter.com/dccc/status/1466494036630544394
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 04:46 PM (sG4Hj)


Michael Mann smiles.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (AiZBA)

248 **
For some odd reason I haven't seen a notice about testing in my email in quite some time. My employer did say they were going to a random testing schedule, i.e., not everybody would be "asked" (read: "required") to test every month or whatever.

If anybody says anything to me ("How come you haven't tested since [date]?"), I'll point that out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 04:37 PM (txdEq)

Reminds me of the non-random piss tests we had when assigned to nuke batteries in west germany during the cold war.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (IJES/)

249
I saw last night that Brandon's administration has ordered the airlines to give the CDC a list of all the names and contact info of travelers returning from South Africa and other countries in southern Africa.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (Mzdiz)

250 >>The press isn't laughing now.

Hard to laugh when sucking.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (HgGBT)

251 Hmm. Does she need a sponsor?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

You get the box van, I'll get the kegs, and we'll have a road trip.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (SH2Zi)

252 Also based on what the President of Bayer said at a conference, they want people to get used to the idea of Gene Therapy... it's a bait and switch. Yeah, I know it you don't like gene therapies, but you've already HAD ONE with Covid.

Remember the Good Old Days when most people would lose their shit over GMO foods?

Cut-out the Middle Man! Just have your genetics modified shot after shot after shot until even your own immune system can't recognize you and does the decent thing and kills you.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (+LCoQ)

253 This pretty girl in a tight dress says, "Nah, bro, I'll just wander over the southern border instead:"
https://is.gd/29GXaC


God Bless South American weather girls.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (GYllL)

254 The DCCC just put out a graph showing a steep drop in gas prices with the caption, "Thanks Joe Biden."

But look at the scale and where the graph starts and stops. They zoomed all the way in on a four cent scale, with half cent steps. The actual price drop is two cents per gallon. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 04:46 PM (sG4Hj)
++++
Oh man, that's fucking priceless in some many dimensions. Half-cent scale to show a small drop as big. Short timeline to remove any context beyond *one week* before the tiny post-holiday drop. No seasonality taken into effect.

Oy vey, that's bad. That's "this is a textbook about data clarity and manipulation" bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (DU+/6)

255
@zestydaddy 1h
Replying to @dccc and @JoeBiden
One, this buys into this narrative. Two, that's 2 cents. Come on.

@EthanLa68556777 59m
Replying to @dccc and @JoeBiden
It's not too late to delete this, you know.

@ESteckis 43m
Yes it is, the internet is forever


LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

256 This officer needs more than a firing. Tucson, AZ


https://tinyurl.com/yckv28ce

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (8k7U7)

257 btw looks like the clot shot got Carmine Ragussa

Posted by: Black Orchid at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (j9HX3)

258 The Monkees early stuff was written by the best songwriters around and recorded by the finest session musicians( with the Monkees doing only vocals)

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (CYnTg)

259 246 Jimi is probably the most overrated musician of all time.
Posted by: goodluckduck at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (pCXlW)

I reserve that designation for Bob Dylan. Dylan's a great writer, ho argument there - but a musician? oh hell no.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (trdmm)

260 23 Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 04:12 PM (gmo/4

LIMA GOLF BRAVO

Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (cqzjS)

261 > Hard to laugh when sucking.

That's Kamala's party trick!

Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 04:50 PM (sG4Hj)

262 Third case of Omicron Doom detected in Colorado screams the liberals at The Hill today!

The Omicron variant has become Ebola to these people. Every case is going to shouted out now, making people think it has a 90% mortality rate.
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2021 04:44 PM (5iUNf)
........

Two weeks to flatten the curve! or some such shit.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

263 Hard to laugh when sucking.
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (HgGBT)
++++
The key is circular breathing.

Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at December 02, 2021 04:50 PM (DU+/6)

264 I visited Napoleon on his death bed back in the day back in the year Nineteen hundred in twenty one. You know... with his you know... his dyin' breath, Napoleon whispered to me "Go out and become President".

Posted by: Old Man Biden's Tall Tales at December 02, 2021 04:50 PM (/4vtq)

265 The government is funneling big money to the Big Pharma companies, who no doubt are kicking it back to the politicians

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 04:50 PM (2JoB8)

266 There's no way to monitor this stuff, and lots of these at-home tests look pretty sketchy (in terms of accuracy) anyway. It's beyond ludicrous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 02, 2021 04:28 PM (k4dH2)

They've blown past ludicrous and gone straight to plaid.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2021 04:47 PM (ooIh0)

The cost is in the analyses, and shipping, not the kits. Thus, there is incentive to just handwaive and report fraudulent results (and who can know, except in the aggregate), given that the tests are so unreliable.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:50 PM (SH2Zi)

267 If you're getting heart disease or heart health information and advice from Dr Twitter, you may want to take a step back and rethink things. It may just be me but the AHA is a better source then social media staffed by cultish, drug addled ignorant liberal mouth breathers.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (5dQn5)

268 Then I thank heavens that the left is more inclined to become human pin cushions in the face of a 99.8+% survivable deadly common cold virus.

Shhhhhhhhhh! Lets have their freaky nature take its course.

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (+LCoQ)

269 Biden said his administration will require insurers to cover the costs of at-home coronavirus tests, in order to expand their availability.

---

So in other words, once a bill is introduced into congress and passes in both houses he's going to sign it, in accordance with his constitutional authoritbahahahahhaha sorry couldn't keep a straight face there.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (Obsrs)

270 239 Fauci is the origin point of all the lies that turned Covid from a treatable disease to 3/4 of a million people dying of Remdesivir poisoning.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 02, 2021 04:46 PM (taEBS)

Worse, Fauci is one origin point of Covid 19 itself. Without his outsourcing Gain of Function research to a COMMUNIST CHINESE BIO LAB, this virus would not be transmissible to humans.

He's killed hundreds of thousands of people worldwide, and is now taking our Freedom.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (oHd/0)

271 This pretty girl in a tight dress says, "Nah, bro, I'll just wander over the southern border instead:"
https://is.gd/29GXaC

God Bless South American weather girls.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (GYllL)

I could watch her turn to the left all day long...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (XvPQV)

272 Jimi is probably the most overrated musician of all time.
Posted by: goodluckduck

Thanks.

Someone had to say it.

Posted by: Bruce Two-Chords Springsteen at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (WmGrA)

273 Well Jimi was maybe not a good fit to open for the Monkees....

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (CYnTg)

274 258 The Monkees early stuff was written by the best songwriters around and recorded by the finest session musicians( with the Monkees doing only vocals)
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (CYnTg)

yeah, it's amazing who the studio got to write for them - Carole King, Neil Sedatka, Harry Nillson, Neil Diamond - many others.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 04:52 PM (trdmm)

275 Who will play Biden as he leads the rescue of hostages in the Raid on Entebbe movie reboot?

Early money says Brian Williams -- who was also actually there as a Special Forces Operator at the time ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 04:52 PM (wH/Rr)

276 Agree Jimi is most likely the best musician

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 04:52 PM (2JoB8)

277 Worse, Fauci is one origin point of Covid 19 itself. Without his outsourcing Gain of Function research to a COMMUNIST CHINESE BIO LAB, this virus would not be transmissible to humans.

He's killed hundreds of thousands of people worldwide, and is now taking our Freedom.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (oHd/0)

Wait until that MERS variant they have "escapes" from that lab - Wu Flu's mortality is about 1% overall, MERS has a 30% mortality rate.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2021 04:52 PM (Rl7KJ)

278 Substack?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (XvPQV)

279 This reminds me of when I saw a young black man being beaten for trying to sit at a lunch counter in a white diner. I was so hungry I told Richie and The Fonz about it, and said we had to do something. So we took Mr. Cunningham's boat and sailed to Tuscaloosa, West Virginia to organize the black community to protest. But nobody was home since it was Sunday and everybody was at that church. You know the one.

So it was just me, Richie, Fonz, Dr. King, Snoop Dog and Kunta Kinte who took a bus across the bridge to Rosa Park . It was a beautiful Spring day, so we rode the merry-go-round and got some ice cream. But we still needed to get to Montgomery Ward, where the black boy was still being beaten for trying to eat a sandwich. But we didn't have any way to get there. That's when the Mystery Machine rolled up, and out comes Shaggy, who was looking for Snoop Dog. They said they could give us a ride, but there was only so much room in the van. So Velma volunteered to drive us and the gang to the while Fred, Daphne, Shaggy and Scrappy Doo got ice cream and waited. And that's how I organized Velma to Montgomery Ward in March protest.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe "Breaker Breaker" Biden at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (wAnMi)

280 I could watch her turn to the left all day long...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (XvPQV)

Nascar fan, eh?

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (SH2Zi)

281 Also based on what the President of Bayer said at a conference, they want people to get used to the idea of Gene Therapy... it's a bait and switch.


When you've lost the folks that brought you Zyklon-B....

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (gmo/4)

282 >>>They're too busy nodding at Grampa's tall tales of yesteryear.

Cuomo only did the exact thing the press days every day. Use their platform to cover up victims, obfuscate or distort the situation, intimidate or silence differing opinions, and boost a political candidate. By there standards he's literally done nothing wrong. Just did for the wrong person at the wrong time.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (T/vhV)

283 As Mickey Dolenz later recalled, "Jimi would amble out onto the stage, fire up the amps and break out into 'Purple Haze,' and the kids in the audience would instantly drown him out with 'We want Daaavy!' God, was it embarrassing."
Posted by: golfman at December 02, 2021 04:46 PM (hOMhY)

Davy did a free concert in Deadwood South Dakota not long before he died. My sister and I went and had a great time. He did a nice job with the concert and talked very movingly about how grateful he was to the United States for taking him in and giving him all the opportunities in the world. He seemed quite humble and nice and it was great to see a celebrity who really, really loved the United States and didn't badmouth everything it stands for.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (ooIh0)

284 270 Still boggles my mind that the world which loves to blame the US for everything ate silent about this...

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (CYnTg)

285 Brandon really is Forest Gump.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (5dQn5)

286 Hope Biden does not listen to Sympathy for the Devil, might give him some new ideas of historical events he has taken part in.

Posted by: Tofer732 at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (fXNym)

287 > Jimi is probably the most overrated musician of all time.

Scuse me, but you're not getting a kiss, guy.

Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (sG4Hj)

288 This officer needs more than a firing. Tucson, AZ


https://tinyurl.com/yckv28ce

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (8k7U7)



Wow.....there are no words. Nine times....then cuffs him.

The cop should be drug behind a car for 2 miles to a horse farm, each limb tide to horses then a cannon fired. Anything remaining should then be lit on fire.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

289 2013: The US government has no power to do *anything* about someone that might be exposed to an infections disease flying here.

2021: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 04:54 PM (ESjRY)

290 In April of 1945 I made my way, at the tender young age of 2 years old at the time, I made my way across miles of hellish warzone all the way to Berlin City! There I managed to infiltrate Hitler's bunker and kill him personally, thus becoming the greatest hero in American History.

Posted by: Old Man Biden's Tall Tales at December 02, 2021 04:54 PM (/4vtq)

291 250 >>The press isn't laughing now.

Hard to laugh when sucking.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (HgGBT)

Watch and learn, people. Watch and learn.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, VP and master knob slobber at December 02, 2021 04:54 PM (N39Ws)

292 Posted by: Sheriff Joe "Breaker Breaker" Biden at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (wAnMi)
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Alright, that was pretty funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:55 PM (DU+/6)

293 I saw Jimi Hendrix open for the Monkees, left halfway through.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

294 "These nanoscale structures can best be described as razor blades that are being injected into people's bodies."

Horde vaccine sleuths, is this on the level?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8puc3h

Posted by: chris+opher at December 02, 2021 04:56 PM (VcSEq)

295 Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (+LCoQ)

Thing is, all of this gene therapy stuff was predictable, due to lack of testing.

The idea is that they inject into the muscle tissue of your arm, and modify it to create the spike proteins.

But, did they check to see what that RNA would do to every other organ in the body? with a broad range of genetic types? Of course this shit hitting say... YOUR HEART, and modifying the muscle tissue there, is going to have issues.

Because its an injected liquid, that hits your blood stream, you have no idea where parts of it will end up.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 04:56 PM (oHd/0)

296
To be clear, Twitter is warning that the AHA Journal of Circulation website may be "unsafe". It's lumping it in with malware and spam.

This is a clown show now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 04:56 PM (Mzdiz)

297 Jimi is probably the most overrated musician of all time.

Agree. Playing a lot of notes fast doesn't make you a great musician. Just ask Rachmaninoff.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2021 04:57 PM (ZsR3z)

298 I could watch her turn to the left all day long...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 04:51 PM (XvPQV)

Nascar fan, eh?
Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 04:53 PM (SH2Zi)

That reminds me, do they still have grid girls?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 04:57 PM (XvPQV)

299 Wow.....there are no words. Nine times....then cuffs him.

The cop should be drug behind a car for 2 miles to a horse farm, each limb tide to horses then a cannon fired. Anything remaining should then be lit on fire.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)


Yeah, I'm still stunned after watching that. I endorse your punishment.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 02, 2021 04:57 PM (8k7U7)

300 I marched alongside Martin Luther King during his march on Wall Street back in '72. He even let me into his gold plated limo, which is where the phrase ridin' with Biden comes from. We got out at the MLK memorial in DC, where Marty as I called him, delivered his famous "I have a dream speech" where he famously said "You ain't Black if you don't vote Biden". It brought tears to my eyes.

Posted by: Old Man Biden's Tall Tales at December 02, 2021 04:57 PM (/4vtq)

301 These nanoscale structures can best be described as razor blades that are being injected into people's bodies."

I'd say no...but the German police sent a SWAT guy specifically to terrorize him while he was podcasting (and you can see the video of it so it happened) and then, supposedly, someone murdered him...which if true was almost certainly the German government.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 04:58 PM (ESjRY)

302 >>So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw

I look at it as my get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2021 04:58 PM (HgGBT)

303 >>> 231
.....
I dunno. I don't trust any of these people about anything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 04:45 PM (DU+/6)

+1

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 02, 2021 04:58 PM (llON8)

304 Jimi is probably the most overrated musician of all time.
Posted by: goodluckduck at December 02, 2021
*
I reserve that designation for Bob Dylan. Dylan's a great writer, ho argument there - but a musician? oh hell no.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021


***
One screamed and lit guitars on fire, the other mumbled about a diplomat and his Siamese cat. No thanks. I think Glen Campbell is a better choice for "great musician."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 04:58 PM (txdEq)

305 >> Horde vaccine sleuths, is this on the level?

A lot of that kind of stuff seems very tinfoil hatty.

But at this point, considering Alex Jones may have been right about just about everything, I don't know any more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 04:59 PM (Mzdiz)

306 Yeah, I'm still stunned after watching that. I endorse your punishment.
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 02, 2021 04:57 PM (8k7U7)


Sponge is nothing if not creative.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 04:59 PM (Ez6QX)

307 President Obama sent me into Vietnam last year where I single-handedly negotiated a truce between Abe Lincoln and you know... Thomas Jadamson! True story, my word as a Biden.

Posted by: Old Man Biden's Tall Tales at December 02, 2021 05:00 PM (/4vtq)

308 But at this point, considering Alex Jones may have been right about just about everything, I don't know any more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 04:59 PM (Mzdiz)

We're in a weird timeline

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 05:00 PM (XvPQV)

309 ">>So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw"

Social creds. I mean c'mon man.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 05:00 PM (5dQn5)

310 Two weeks.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 02, 2021 05:01 PM (vuisn)

311 This officer needs more than a firing. Tucson, AZ
https://tinyurl.com/yckv28ce
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (8k7U7)

24 hour rule. Audio from a Lowes security camera? There is only a single recoil visible from one officer. Either he has a .22 or wrists thick AF. I do see smoke from a shot, but what i don't see is any movement of the light he's holding...except once.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 05:01 PM (IJES/)

312 But at this point, considering Alex Jones may have been right about just about everything, I don't know any more.

The gay frogs thing everyone makes fun of Jones for?

A number of the experts in the field agree with him. There is a dispute between one of the agro-behemoths and those scientists and some locals in the midwest. And based on my reading Jones/those scientists are right and the agro-behemoth is turning the frogs gay.*

*Actually making them hermaphrodites, but close enough.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 05:01 PM (ESjRY)

313 Somebody should ask Brandon about The Berlin Airlift. Imagine that riff.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 05:01 PM (5dQn5)

314 For some evening weirdness, here is Butthole Surfers - Let's Talk About Cars
https://youtu.be/lfSumAxx1SA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 05:02 PM (DU+/6)

315 I wish Red State Governors would tell Biden to"F**K Off" and come do something about it !!!!!

Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 05:02 PM (otFiP)

316 https://theothermccain.com/killadelphia da turned loose teen carjacker who murdered marxist student

Oh the irony

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 05:02 PM (2JoB8)

317
Substack is the place to go, now. Last night I saw that Geert Vanden Bossche now has a Substack page. That and the spiffy new website he has, I'm sure he's getting a lot of help from people trying to help get his message out far and wide.

There are several good Substack sites I follow regularly, Alex Berenson, "The Bad Cat", Eugyppius, Mathew Crawford, Jessica Rose, and a few others I can't name off the top of my head.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 05:02 PM (Mzdiz)

318 Biden joking about Fauci really being President...

Something, something, and the false prophet shall cause people to worship the Beast and the image of the Beast

Posted by: Methos at December 02, 2021 05:02 PM (kOpft)

319 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?

The supposed basis for forcing people to do it is to stop the spread of COVID. But almost everyone admits the clot shots don't stop the spread.

So...your question is a rather important one.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 05:03 PM (ESjRY)

320 Davy did a free concert in Deadwood South Dakota not long before he died. My sister and I went and had a great time. He did a nice job with the concert and talked very movingly about how grateful he was to the United States for taking him in and giving him all the opportunities in the world. He seemed quite humble and nice and it was great to see a celebrity who really, really loved the United States and didn't badmouth everything it stands for.
Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2021


***
For a second I thought you were talking about Hendrix. From what little I know of him, I can't see JH being grateful to the US for anything. Davy Jones, yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 05:03 PM (txdEq)

321 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw
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As far as I can tell, only to allow you to travel to other countries. Some (many?) of them require the vax to enter.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 02, 2021 05:03 PM (5p7BC)

322 I play guitar a little bit, and anybody who gets famous or has hits has a distinctive "sound" and usually very recognizeable. Zimmy sure as hell was no Doc Watson, but he was actually pretty good on guitar. Playing harmonica at the same time, meh.. Tougher than it looks. Lots of people "imitate" Bob, but they can't really do it, either. He was a competent geetar player, no question. He just didn't want to do it any longer.

I think he went off on a tangent in '65 when he went electric, and didn't mind too much about anything. Good musicians can get a lot of mileage out of just a few chords.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 02, 2021 05:03 PM (/krQw)

323 316 https://theothermccain.com/killadelphia da turned loose teen carjacker who murdered marxist student

Oh the irony
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 05:02 PM (2JoB

Long as we make sure to get out of the way, things can go pretty well for us without any effort.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 05:03 PM (z5Vrg)

324 Posted by: Old Man Biden's Tall Tales
.........

You thought McCain's funeral was great, just think of the one Joe is going to have!

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2021 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

325 There are several good Substack sites I follow regularly, Alex Berenson, "The Bad Cat", Eugyppius, Mathew Crawford, Jessica Rose, and a few others I can't name off the top of my head.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 05:02 PM (Mzdiz)
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I follow your first three. El gato malo is quickly becoming my favorite.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 05:04 PM (wyw4S)

326 So what's the point of getting vaccinated?
Posted by: JackStraw"


What's the point of going to church, if you don't post pictures of it? It's not enough to practice your religion. You have to let everyone know you're practicing your religion.

You know, like the Pharisees did.

Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 05:04 PM (FJYfm)

327 I've talking to a couple of people who've had to put dogs down within the last week. Makes me sad.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 05:04 PM (0mAW3)

328 I was there when Archduke Ferdinand was shot, I was serving as a liason to Austria-Hungary back in the day. I urged Emperor Franz Joseph not to declare war on Serbia because it would inevitably being every power on the European continent into a massive war which would ultimately break the spirit of Western Civilization. Sadly, the Emperor didn't listen. True story, my word as Biden.

Posted by: Old Man Biden's Tall Tales at December 02, 2021 05:04 PM (/4vtq)

329 For some evening weirdness, here is Butthole Surfers - Let's Talk About Cars
https://youtu.be/lfSumAxx1SA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 05:02 PM (DU+/6)

Mayor Pete's favorite band I ASSume?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 02, 2021 05:05 PM (7bRMQ)

330 > i don't see is any movement of the light he's holding...except once.

Wut?

At 1:07 on I can see his light hopping all over the place.

Posted by: Zombie Jimi Hendrix at December 02, 2021 05:05 PM (sG4Hj)

331 There are several good Substack sites I follow regularly, Alex Berenson, "The Bad Cat", Eugyppius, Mathew Crawford, Jessica Rose, and a few others I can't name off the top of my head.


a lawyer in Florida, Jeff Childers, has a GREAT substack called "Coffee and COVID"


Posted by: Black Orchid at December 02, 2021 05:05 PM (j9HX3)

332 24 hour rule. Audio from a Lowes security camera? There is only a single recoil visible from one officer. Either he has a .22 or wrists thick AF. I do see smoke from a shot, but what i don't see is any movement of the light he's holding...except once.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 05:01 PM (IJES/)

The cop on the left is the one firing, the one fumbling with the keys is a female, near as I can tell she didn't fire.

Posted by: WeBoned! at December 02, 2021 05:05 PM (8k7U7)

333 The Monkees early stuff was written by the best songwriters around and recorded by the finest session musicians( with the Monkees doing only vocals)
Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2021 04:49 PM (CYnTg)


They really did redeem themselves if only briefly with Headquarters and Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd, showing they could write (a bit) and play their own instruments (heavily augmented by the Wrecking Crew). Funny their final album kind of came full circle, being written and played by musicians who were fans, like Noel Gallagher and Andy Partridge.

https://youtu.be/82eqrOT9udc

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 05:05 PM (wAnMi)

334 Nood Fredo

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 05:06 PM (z5Vrg)

335 313 Somebody should ask Brandon about The Berlin Airlift. Imagine that riff.

I imagine he drove an 18 wheeler during the Berlin Airlift.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 02, 2021 05:06 PM (taEBS)

336 But no mean tweets.

Trump said Pussy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 05:06 PM (csEWM)

337 https://theothermccain.com/killadelphia da turned loose teen carjacker who murdered marxist student

Oh the irony
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 05:02 PM (2JoB
++++
Better Than Ezra - One More Murder
https://youtu.be/E6AFcmERvmY

One more murder in this town
Don't mean a thing, just lock your doors and drive around
One more murder in this town
Don't worry, the rain will wash the chalk marks from the ground

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 05:06 PM (DU+/6)

338 The Six Day War was in 1967. Biden hadn't even run for local political office by that time. He's a f*ing demented old joke retard.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 05:06 PM (+56GQ)

339 =======================
Part of it was the videos of people dropping dead in the streets of Wuhan. there were several weeks of those videos, and of course everyone was thinking the worst. The damn Chinese were reacting and overreacting, and there had to be a reason why.
Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (Z32m1)


My theory is that Wuhan air quality, Chinese general poor lifestyle choices, and shitty health care all led to early deaths before people realized the problem. When the Chinese investigated they realized that the Wuhan lab was a shitshow of mismanagement, and so they didn't know what had possibly gotten loose. They panicked, and tried to simultaneously lock down Wuhan while keeping it quiet to the rest of the world. Of course, western intel picked up on that and assumed the worst case scenario...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 02, 2021 05:06 PM (wmDcS)

340 "These nanoscale structures can best be described as razor blades that are being injected into people's bodies."

Horde vaccine sleuths, is this on the level?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8puc3h

Posted by: chris+opher at December 02, 2021 04:56 PM (VcSEq)

I suspect it is a byproduct of vaccine manufacturer, so the claim about intent is suspect; maybe a result of low/poor or no filtering. Negligence, likely, given what else we've seen. Also, given that graphene's use is relatively new, I would not be too quick to dismiss claims of mainstream-labeled crackpots about dangers of moneyed interests backing less than safe products.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 05:07 PM (SH2Zi)

341 I've talking to a couple of people who've had to put dogs down within the last week. Makes me sad.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 02, 2021 05:04 PM (0mAW3)

Worst pain I've ever had in my life.
I'm still not over Logan's death.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 05:07 PM (XvPQV)

342 On the other hand Scranton Joe's comment about Fauci being president will swell Fauci's already bulging head even more and accelerate his downfall, since a gigantic head on a gnome is contrary to the laws of gravity.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2021 05:07 PM (HgGBT)

343 As far as I can tell, only to allow you to travel to other countries. Some (many?) of them require the vax to enter.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 02, 2021 05:03 PM (5p7BC)
--------

That, and to get into the Navy Band Holiday Concert, as I got an email informing me a little bit ago. 100% fully vaccinated only, all must wear masks, and if you came in from another country in the last 7 days (and of course, you're fully vaccinated), you also have to have a negative PCR test from the previous 72 hours.

My husband has been waiting three weeks and 2 days for his PCR test to attend a work function. Missed the work function and still hasn't gotten his results.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 05:07 PM (wyw4S)

344 And based on my reading Jones/those scientists are right and the agro-behemoth is turning the frogs gay.*

*Actually making them hermaphrodites, but close enough.


Duh. They are amphibians. What do you think the word means?

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2021 05:07 PM (ZsR3z)

345 Berlin airlift? Oh, sure...I was flying with Doolittle in a Gulfstream Cessna. Damnedest thing...a tornado set us down right in the middle of Kansas. Then Cornpop pulled out his chain, and, oh, what? Sure... butter brickle.

Posted by: Sniffy Jo at December 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Ht4eC)

346
Jessica Rose turned out a phrase last night that he me laughing:

"Covid cootie economy collapsing cacophony of cowardice and coercion."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 02, 2021 05:08 PM (Mzdiz)

347 I used to study under Aristotle back in the day, I was even his star student. Unfortunately, Alexander the Great planted drugs in my locker and got me expelled. Of course, with what I had learned I was able to pick myself up by my bootstraps and become Senator and later President.

Posted by: Old Man Biden's Tall Tales at December 02, 2021 05:09 PM (/4vtq)

348 Of course, western intel picked up on that and assumed the worst case scenario...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 02, 2021 05:06 PM (wmDcS)

Western Intel had to know what was going on at Wuhan, given that we were funding it, and Fauci was in the middle of it from the word go. I am convinced that Western Intel thought it was a leaked bioweapon, which is why they went overboard so quickly.

Posted by: flounder at December 02, 2021 05:09 PM (SH2Zi)

349 re getting tested in 3rd world countries before flying into the US - easy peasy, if you are willing to pay, you can get any documentation you need.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 02, 2021 05:09 PM (hV9ir)

350 Bluebell--they only inform you of the results if they are positive. No call = negative PCR result.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 05:09 PM (+56GQ)

351 Bluebell--they only inform you of the results if they are positive. No call = negative PCR result.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 05:09 PM (+56GQ)
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Not around here. We've had to have plenty, we've gotten them at the same place, and we get an email either way. That's the only way you can have proof of a negative test.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 05:10 PM (wyw4S)

352 Friend of Marxist student says he wouldn't want his death to spawn oppression.
I 'm fine with that, he died what he preached.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2021 05:11 PM (2JoB8)

353 *Actually making them hermaphrodites, but close enough.
=====

This never really seemed like an oddball theory to me. You pump a ton of estrogen in the water, and amphibians that have sex-switching circuits start doing a little sex-switching.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 05:12 PM (sGnvY)

354 Bluebell--interesting. I've had at least 3 (maybe more)--never got an email, phone call, or anything else. Later, when at whatever medical procedure the test was supposedly for, they ask if you had the PCR test, I say yes, and that's that.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 05:13 PM (+56GQ)

355 Brian Williams was with Joetatoe during the Six Day War.
He could tell you more but it's a secret and he would have to kill you then.

Posted by: Brian Williams at December 02, 2021 05:14 PM (U0p6D)

356 Work for the Feds and claimed religious exemption against getting the jab. Have to be tested 2 x week and can no longer travel for work. That's okay with me. With the small airport here you have to take small jets. I am claustrophobic to begin with but having to wear a mask just might finally put me over the edge. I've travelled enough.

I respect people that have decided to get vaccinated for their own personal reasons. I just want my decision to be respected as well.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2021 05:14 PM (oiNtH)

357
The cop on the left is the one firing, the one fumbling with the keys is a female, near as I can tell she didn't fire.
Posted by: WeBoned! at December 02, 2021 05:05 PM (8k7U7)

That's what I saw too. I watched for his light when the sound indicated shots fired. Onky saw it jump once (i coukd have missed one) but i did see smoke from shot(s) fired before the ine light jump. What makes me want to wait 24hours is the audio sync to the security camera footage from Lowes. Thise don't have mics. If they do, they are omni directional and not optimised for that distance, but for the cash register.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 05:16 PM (IJES/)

358 Bluebell--interesting. I've had at least 3 (maybe more)--never got an email, phone call, or anything else. Later, when at whatever medical procedure the test was supposedly for, they ask if you had the PCR test, I say yes, and that's that.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 05:13 PM (+56GQ)
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For these stupid work functions that my husband has to attend once in a while, you either have to show proof of vaccination or a negative test as you walk in the door. And they do check.

It's ridiculous.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2021 05:16 PM (wyw4S)

359 There I was, leading a Cavalry charge in the Second Battle of Gettysburough. Grant was at my left and Lee was at my right, they called me Old Stonewall Biden because the kids would use to come up and pet my leg hairs until they were as smooth as stone wall. Ol' Cornpop was manning a flak tower taking down my men left and right, until he suddenly stopped. I noticed that he was now focussing all his fire on a little girl who happened to be wandering near the battle field, I rushed over to her and swooped in, taking her out of harms way before the bullet could reach her. I then rode her back to safety sniffing her hair all along the way. Then Obama congratulated me saying "You're faster than a Bullet, Biden" and that's how I became known as "Faster than a Bullet Biden", True story, my word as a Biden.

Posted by: Old Man Biden's Tall Tales at December 02, 2021 05:16 PM (/4vtq)

360 In my day they strapped you face down on a table and tattooed your Covid test results on your ass.

Posted by: Zombie Kafka at December 02, 2021 05:17 PM (U0p6D)

361 Dad is the recipient of the only secretly awarded Medal of Honor. He would tell you but it's a secret.

Posted by: Zombie Beau Bi den at December 02, 2021 05:19 PM (U0p6D)

362 When I was paralyzed from the wounds I received during the 6-day war, I took a temp gig at this mining company. It was an easy gig. All I had to do was lie on this tanning bed and close my eyes. The dreams I had, man! This big blue chick with a tail. We did the nasty. Don't tell my wife. Wow, the thing, you know that we had to get? Dancing with Blue chicks.

Posted by: Paw Paw Biden's tales from the past. at December 02, 2021 05:20 PM (gmo/4)

363 *hits crack pipe*

Posted by: Hunter Bi den at December 02, 2021 05:20 PM (U0p6D)

364 Biden says he went to Israel during the Six Day War to act as a liaison.


The Six Day War (1967) or the Yom Kippur War (1973), The Thirty Years War or the Seven Years War, The War of the Spanish Succession or the War of the Austrian Succession, Gettysburg or Normandy, it's all the same to Joe, because he's been under fire during US Senate fact-finding missions for every war since the Siege of Troy.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2021 05:20 PM (AMIL/)

365 Bluebell--ah, ok. That makes sense (to the degree any of this nonsense makes sense).

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 05:22 PM (+56GQ)

366 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=396765

Nood by the way

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 02, 2021 05:24 PM (IJES/)

367 Back in the day I was good friends with Kennedy. On his way to get on the plane to Dallas at JFK Airport I warned him not to go because I knew Cornpop would get him and us Irish Catholics have to look out for one another. Unfortunately, Jimmy as I called him, was in too much of a hurry to change his plans, the last thing he told me before he left that fateful day was "if anything happens to me, you'll make a great President Joe". That stuck with me ever since, true story, my word as a Biden.

Posted by: Old Man Biden's Tall Tales at December 02, 2021 05:27 PM (/4vtq)

368 Jimi is probably the most overrated musician of all time.
Posted by: goodluckduck at December 02, 2021 04:48 PM (pCXlW)

Nope.

He was a genius.

Posted by: golfman at December 02, 2021 05:44 PM (hOMhY)

369 Dylan can't sing a note, but he plays the harmanica, piano and guitar.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 02, 2021 06:05 PM (b+v9B)

370 Presenting Spike Jones with "The Fuehrer's Face"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkEZTt_h8mE

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 02, 2021 06:37 PM (Zvtjl)

371 So when Biden going to declare Martial Law and have UN Blue Helmets confiscating our guns?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 02, 2021 06:42 PM (wGqjj)

372 Fauxi reminds me of Robert Mueller's more evil step brother. I wonder if they are friends.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 02, 2021 07:03 PM (hlxe7)

373
I still think it was a Chinese Communist Bioweapon that leaked while in development. I am just glad they hadn't improved the virulence and lethality yet.
Posted by: rd at December 02, 2021 04:42 PM (Z32m1)

Bioweapon yes, created and funded by the good old U.S. of A and developed with our guidance by the CCP.

I'm not even sure this was a "lab leak." Too much of a coincidence that military from all over the world happened to go there at the same time as a leak? Or was it on purpose, with deep state/globalist approval?

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 02, 2021 07:11 PM (hlxe7)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
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