Trafalgar Poll: Biden's Approval Is Now Down to... 36.3%

Let's Go Brandon.


According to a Trafalgar poll published Wednesday, just 36.3 percent of Americans approve of Biden's performance in the White House, and 59.1 percent disapprove.

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Biden is nearly 33 points underwater among independent voters (29.3 percent approve, 62.1 disapprove), which could foretell doom for Democrats in next year's midterm elections.

More at the link.

You can see that 59% disapproval in the crowd that protested his arrival in Minnesota.

And the media which celebrated four years of celebrities and teenagers saying "F*** Trump" and giving the finger to Trump supporters is so butthurt about the anti-Biden demonstrators.

One sign said "FJB" in an apparent abbreviation of "F--k Joe Biden."

"A less coded version just outright said 'F--k you Biden' with the U in the F word cleverly drawn to look like a middle finger," reported White House pool correspondent Todd Gillman of the Dallas Morning News.

"A real middle finger attached to a somewhat rough-looking middle-age man with a beard was upraised as motorcade passed," Gillman added.

The pool reporter also noted that other signs displayed various messages including "You Suck," "High Gas -- C'mon man" and "Trump still president."

Are you okay, dude? Do you need a moment to compose yourself? Here, here's a tissue. Fix your makeup, Princess. You've cried your mascara right down your cheeks and you look like a background extra in a Cure video.



Professor Science continues to dazzle:

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

2 Yay, Sponge!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 01:26 PM (mdjgu)

3 This is what happens when you steal an election and then fumble literally everything to the detriment of the people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

4 Poles are for strippers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 01:26 PM (W2Pud)

5 Thoid?!?

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 01, 2021 01:26 PM (RKLPC)

6 It's a slippery poll.

Posted by: Caliban at December 01, 2021 01:26 PM (HgGBT)

7 You know, the thing

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 01, 2021 01:26 PM (M+Lyo)

8 Or Fifff...

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 01, 2021 01:26 PM (RKLPC)

9 Time for "Hail to the Chief" to be replaced with the Limbo song.

Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2021 01:27 PM (Ojki1)

10 That's too high.

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2021 01:27 PM (AwYPR)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Actual rate: 21.2%

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

13 I bring you fifteen, uh ten commandments.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 01:28 PM (63Dwl)

14 Forgetting the third thing in your list is tight!

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 01, 2021 01:28 PM (Ojki1)

15 Time for "Hail to the Chief" to be replaced with the Limbo song.
Posted by: Bete

Isn't it "Hail to the Thief"?

Asking for 81,000,000 friends.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 01:28 PM (mD/uy)

16 Biden is nearly 33 points underwater among independent voters (29.3 percent approve, 62.1 disapprove), which could foretell doom for Democrats in next year's midterm elections.


Turn those machines back on......

- Dominion Executive Management

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

17 More please.

And harder.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 01:29 PM (W2Pud)

18 It's ok to forget your 3rd point

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 01, 2021 01:29 PM (FZYNt)

19 The media is all that stands between FJB and polls in the 30s.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (eGTCV)

20 In that Libs of TikTok video, I can see a smile from the police officer with the green patch as the boo-birds warbled their tune.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (mdjgu)

21 Biden gettin' his butt wiped again by the polls.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (bDqIh)

22 LOL

Nice strong clapping there by some apparatchik.

I am not fooled.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (ufFY8)

23 And why was he going to MN-To weigh on "on taser, taser" shooting? I know, another racist cop/sarc. And he couldn't take a little side trip to Waukesha to express concern for people killed by racist Mr. Brooks?. Nope; Because that doesn't fit the leftist narrative.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (poMoX)

24

I wonder what Biden's bastard's bastard has to say. Poor thing doesn't even rate a Christmas stocking at the occupied White House.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (s2VJv)

25 Joe Biden ran so he could keep getting his 10%.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (ESjRY)

26 20 In that Libs of TikTok video, I can see a smile from the police officer with the green patch as the boo-birds warbled their tune.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (mdjgu)

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"I'd throw you all in prison if a low level city councilman told me to."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (LvTSG)

27 Go down like the Titanic Joey

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (rALOu)

28 Heh. Wonder if Joe was awake.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (o2MD2)

29 So last night I was trying to run down a painting. It is a classical representation of a legendary/historical event, where a woman is holding a man's severed head. (I actually think I am blending a few classical works since I cannot seem to find the damn image in my head but, beside the point.)

While searching- there is an AMAZING amount of death porn about Trump on the internet. And not the one with whatshername. Here I am looking for a classical painting and I am finding Trump head on a platter, Trumps head getting blown off a shotgun, some sort of aztec thing where someone is firing a shotgun through Trump's severed head. Therapy, people.

So I think I can say 'fuck off' to the people getting the vapors about 'Fuck Joe Biden'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (csEWM)

30 36%. That means in a room of people, every third person approves of Brandon.

That is mind boggling.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (DjPkW)

31 Stupid, evil and... what's that other, you know, the thing? Is no way to go through a stolen presidency, yet here we are.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (BFigT)

32 You stole an election for THIS?

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (UKc9b)

33 The insane thing to contemplate is we have, at minimum, a little over three years of this bullshit left to endure.

We may not make it another year at this rate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (Ls9Kq)

34 Time for "Hail to the Chief" to be replaced with the Limbo song.
Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2021 01:27 PM


Yaketty Sax.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (m+jkK)

35 Biden's welcome in Minnesota today: pic.twitter.com/CkHjTCaZ8z

- Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) December 1, 2021



LMFAO!

"WAKE UP AND LOOK!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

36 >>The pool reporter also noted that other signs displayed various messages including "You Suck," "High Gas -- C'mon man" and "Trump still president."


Because it can never be said enough: "Let's go, Brandon" mocks you, simp journOlist, as much as it mocks Biden.

And yeah, they know it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

37 I just remembered the third reason!

Free diaper changes on the taxpayer's dime!

Posted by: Joe D. Mensha at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (WmGrA)

38 32 You stole an election for THIS?
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (UKc9b)

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I think you're underestimating the size of the graft.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (LvTSG)

39 25 Joe Biden ran so he could keep getting his 10%.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (ESjRY)

And to keep Hunter, and probably himself as well, out of jail.

Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (Ojki1)

40 Growing up I never thought I'd be living through the end of my country.

Posted by: Biblio at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (fs8LA)

41 What are the odds that Biden didn't see a single one of those people? I wouldn't be surprised if they're keeping the windows blacked out and the stage lights up so he can't really see the audience.

But other people will see it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (DU+/6)

42 I think y'all are being a little hard on Joe.

Posted by: Rick Perry's N-Word Rock at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (UKc9b)

43 More please.

And harder.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 01:29 PM (W2Pud)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

44 I would enjoy watching Biden run. How about a quarter mile?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (ppL7t)

45 Whenever I hear Hail to the Chief I think of this.

https://youtu.be/zarlpmVW2bM

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (UU64l)

46 Go down like the Titanic Joey
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM


That's my job in this junta.

Posted by: Kamala at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (m+jkK)

47 That Arkansas Biden will be the most normal Biden in generations.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (rALOu)

48 The Emperor has no clothes

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (FZYNt)

49 The media is all that stands between FJB and polls in the 30s.

Give Joe Biden a free and independent news media and he'd be Erich Honecker circa 1989.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (ESjRY)

50 All those motorcade vehicles electric?

Posted by: BignJames at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (AwYPR)

51 25 Joe Biden ran so he could keep getting his 10%.
Posted by: 18-1



And to keep his crackhead, sociopathic, son out of jail.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (C7jzY)

52 48 The Emperor has no clothes
Posted by: Rick in SK at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (FZYNt)

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He has plans within plans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

53 >>36%. That means in a room of people, every third person approves of Brandon.


I have to wonder how much that 36% is achieved by rigged poll questions and the MSM doing it's best to deflect from his failures and obvious cognitive decline? What's the true number -- maybe half that?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (bDqIh)

54 >>I wonder what Biden's bastard's bastard has to say. Poor thing doesn't even rate a Christmas stocking at the occupied White House.


I caught a story on Hunter yesterday that was saying he wants to run for Office!

Not shitting you at all. Apparently, Joe is encouraging him.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (UKc9b)

55 I expect Biden to have a complete freak out temper tantrum leading to fall out of the presidential limo and then shuffle to the crowd and start throwing fists.
The media will praise him for showing the feistiness of a much younger man.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (eGTCV)

56 There's a not unreasonable theory that low poll numbers mean Biden won't lock down for Omicron. Plausible, but requires rationality from the Biden White House that may not be present. Seems just as likely they'll let themselves be stampeded into more lockdowns and other nonsense by their sub-rational base of COVID hysterics and plain lazy public school teachers.

Posted by: Match Checksout at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (dYe5S)

57 Look for Clueless Joe's people to leak a poll tomorrow saying that VP Vacusuck has even worse numbers. Just to let you know what your alternative is.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (jEjoo)

58 Because it can never be said enough: "Let's go, Brandon" mocks you, simp journOlist, as much as it mocks Biden.

And yeah, they know it.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (bDqIh)
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Yes. It is as much anti-press as it is anti-Biden.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (DU+/6)

59 Things are so bad for the crooks that Biden has to visit MN to try to shore up support in a state that is solid blue.

Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (0hbQ6)

60 >>The Emperor has no clothes


And he wants to give your kid or grandkid a big hug 'n kiss!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (bDqIh)

61 Joe stole the election fair and square!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (FVME7)

62 So how does it work again? What level of approval triggers an automatic recall election?

Oh.

But hey those stickers on gas pumps are really cool!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (OTzUX)

63 That means in a room of people, every third person approves of Brandon.

Depends on where that room is

Posted by: NYC, San Fran, Boston, etc... at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (ESjRY)

64 I used up quite a bit of my allotment of *biden "I did that" stickers at gas pumps, grocery stores, etc. The Exxon station takes them off quickly, so I'm now putting extra ones on their pumps and trying to make sure they're really stuck good.

Because fuck them for taking them off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (BFigT)

65 Lower than the lying media claimed was Trump's approval.

Posted by: Shenanigans at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (ZR7kf)

66 >>The Emperor has no clothes



He'd just shit them up.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (UKc9b)

67 This is why they desperately need Trump. They need a bad guy and right now it's the American people.

BTW, did you hear the trained seals clap for "decency"? Is that what we are getting now?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (3P+Du)

68 This is good news. I wish I could believe it means that the idiots that let the FNM, HollyWeirdos and fake grifter 'conservative pundits' tell them not to vote for "America first" are going to wake up and not be fooled again. Alas, I don't believe that. I think those LIVs will buy a phony "oops, we were fooled too" from the various con men that lie to them all the time.



Posted by: PaleRider, stuck on google meet at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (3cGpq)

69 I expect Biden to have a complete freak out temper tantrum leading to fall out of the presidential limo and then shuffle to the crowd and start throwing fists.
The media will praise him for showing the feistiness of a much younger man.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (eGTCV)



There's a reason they won't let him take any questions in public from anyone.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (csEWM)

It 's not a painting of Judith holding the head of Holofernes, is it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (poMoX)

71 If only approval ratings and votes mattered any more. The worse Cryptkeeper Joe's approval gets, the more hysterically terrible his policies and actions will be. The left are like cornered rats: they're most fanatical when they feel threatened. The lower Cryptkeeper's ratings go, the more threatened he (or more rather, his handlers) will feel, and the crazier and more fanatical he will get. Count on it. I'm expecting a truly insane new round of CV19 lockdowns in 2022.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

72 Fair to say the American people have earned the right to be governed by the likes of Hunter.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (OTzUX)

73 I caught a story on Hunter yesterday that was saying he wants to run for Office!

Not shitting you at all. Apparently, Joe is encouraging him.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (UKc9b)

I mean, think about all the cash, blow and hookers he'd get if it was HIS influence he was peddling?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (csEWM)

74 41 What are the odds that Biden didn't see a single one of those people? I wouldn't be surprised if they're keeping the windows blacked out and the stage lights up so he can't really see the audience.

But other people will see it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:31 PM (DU+/6)

He's too busy looking at his watch, fascinated by its movements.

Posted by: Bete at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (Ojki1)

75 Governing like *he knows every election from now on will be rigged.


*("he" actually refers to the puppet masters, whomever he, she, they, xhe, demonselves, are)

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (T/vhV)

76 Someone got shot when he was supposed to be tasered? I thought only female cops were allowed to do that.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (44ww/)

77 71 If only approval ratings and votes mattered any more. The worse Cryptkeeper Joe's approval gets, the more hysterically terrible his policies and actions will be. The left are like cornered rats: they're most fanatical when they feel threatened. The lower Cryptkeeper's ratings go, the more threatened he (or more rather, his handlers) will feel, and the crazier and more fanatical he will get. Count on it. I'm expecting a truly insane new round of CV19 lockdowns in 2022.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

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If voting doesn't matter anymore, why would low poll numbers threaten him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

78 Looks like upwards of 30 SUVs, trucks and vans--for an appearance in Minnesota?

Posted by: LASue at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

79 I caught a story on Hunter yesterday that was saying he wants to run for Office!

Not shitting you at all. Apparently, Joe is encouraging him.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (UKc9b)



A crackhead got elected mayor of Toronto. And they LOVED him.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

80 It's just like Uncle Croc's Block.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (vuisn)

81 So is it:
1. An honest, accurate poll without ulterior motive
2. A puffed-up poll making the best possible case for Biden support
3. A suppressed poll to make Biden look awful in preparation for a takeout
4. A largely accurate poll permitted this time to prepare for a Biden takeout

Since door #1 is impossible, pick from 2-4.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

82 I saw a story in the MSM a while ago that said Joe think once he conquers covid his numbers will bounce back. Yeah, don't hold your breath, Joe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (FVME7)

83 If I must vote for a sex and drugs president, make it Ozzy Osbourne

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (rALOu)

84 So last night I was trying to run down a painting. It is a classical representation of a legendary/historical event, where a woman is holding a man's severed head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Salome, daughter of Herod, ask to have John the Baptist's head on a platter after he was arrested?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (1t5dY)

85 Hmmmm....interesting nobs and bumps on some of those vehicles in the caravan.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (axyOa)

86 Imma looking forward to Joe and Jill's Ceausecu moment.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (ppL7t)

87 I actually think I am blending a few classical works since I cannot seem to find the damn image in my head
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Gentileschi's Judith and Holofernes is the one that I pictured. Botticelli also has a charming one, which I had never seen before googling it just now:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8vuruy

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (sGnvY)

88 81 So is it:
1. An honest, accurate poll without ulterior motive
2. A puffed-up poll making the best possible case for Biden support
3. A suppressed poll to make Biden look awful in preparation for a takeout
4. A largely accurate poll permitted this time to prepare for a Biden takeout

Since door #1 is impossible, pick from 2-4.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (DU+/6)

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Trafalgar, so it may be #1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (LvTSG)

89 >>If I must vote for a sex and drugs president, make it Ozzy Osbourne


He's a better orator than Joe Biden.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (UKc9b)

90 If I must vote for a sex and drugs president, make it Ozzy Osbourne
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (rALOu)



Not eligible.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

91 77 71 If only approval ratings and votes mattered any more. The worse Cryptkeeper Joe's approval gets, the more hysterically terrible his policies and actions will be. The left are like cornered rats: they're most fanatical when they feel threatened. The lower Cryptkeeper's ratings go, the more threatened he (or more rather, his handlers) will feel, and the crazier and more fanatical he will get. Count on it. I'm expecting a truly insane new round of CV19 lockdowns in 2022.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

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If voting doesn't matter anymore, why would low poll numbers threaten him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

Ceausescu learned that even if voting doesn't matter. disapproval can be shown in other ways.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (z5Vrg)

92 Where's your crown King Nothing?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (44ww/)

93 Aetius, you're probably thinking of Judith holding the head of Holofernes. Lots of artists painted this, including Caravaggio.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (mNhhD)

94 84 So last night I was trying to run down a painting. It is a classical representation of a legendary/historical event, where a woman is holding a man's severed head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Isn't that the comedienne that's not so funny?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (ppL7t)

95 My Vote for Rock and Roll Lofestyle President goes to Niki Sixx.

Kickstart My Heart would make a great National Anthem.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (UKc9b)

96 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (csEWM)

Look up 'Judith Holding Up The Head of Holofernes' or 'Judith and the Head of Holofernes'. Several masters painted the subject over the centuries. Gustav Klimt, I believe, was the latest one.

Posted by: troyriser at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (pYLCQ)

97 Either Solome and John the Baptist or Judith and...some dude - can't remember

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (5iUNf)

98 Imma looking forward to Joe and Jill's Ceausecu moment.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (ppL7t)



Well, they already have daily Clouseau moments......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

99 I ran for president for three reasons: One, I wanted to be sure I'd get my 10% of the family influence-peddling grift, and two, I wanted my 10%, and number one, Money, money, gimme my money!!!

Posted by: F*ck Joe Biden is f*cking you America at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (k4dH2)

100 If I must vote for a sex and drugs president, make it Ozzy Osbourne
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (rALOu)


Not eligible.
Posted by: Sponge


Not able to get it up. Talk about brain rot.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (DjPkW)

101 90 If I must vote for a sex and drugs president, make it Ozzy Osbourne
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:36 PM (rALOu)


Not eligible.
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He pissed on the Alamo and lived. He's qualified.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (ppL7t)

102 Been writing Fk J.B. inside things for future generations to see

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (AzFPa)

103 Thank god the GOP helped him get his disastrous "infrastructure" bill through before bad polling put the kibosh on more vandalism via Congress. Close call.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (OTzUX)

104 >>>14 Forgetting the third thing in your list is tight!
Posted by: Rick Perry

haha

Posted by: ace at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (0G13K)

105 Anyone got a number for the Average Fuel Economy of that clown parade? I am thinking 9 maybe 10 mpg. I didn't see any Prius or Teslas in that 'little' invasion.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (Kf5r9)

106 77 71 If only approval ratings and votes mattered any more. The worse Cryptkeeper Joe's approval gets, the more hysterically terrible his policies and actions will be. The left are like cornered rats: they're most fanatical when they feel threatened. The lower Cryptkeeper's ratings go, the more threatened he (or more rather, his handlers) will feel, and the crazier and more fanatical he will get. Count on it. I'm expecting a truly insane new round of CV19 lockdowns in 2022.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

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If voting doesn't matter anymore, why would low poll numbers threaten him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (LvTSG)
___________________________

Because it's a rejection of him. Liberals hate being rejected or ridiculed. Look at how they react to FJB. Liberals always need to feel like the most popular, smartest, well-endowed guy in the room.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

107 My Vote for Rock and Roll Lofestyle President goes to Niki Sixx.

Kickstart My Heart would make a great National Anthem.
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (UKc9b)



Just know he hates you and thinks you're racist.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Massive narrative ops in full-court press by the MSM and they're almost to the bottom of the barrel of support with just the dead-enders left. Trump had the opposite media ops running 24/7 and never dipped much below 50%. And that's assuming that these polls aren't goosed or tainted in any way.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (cSs/W)

109 I can't wait until Republicans take over and reach around to their friends across the aisle.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (ZqYcg)

110 Alas, I don't believe that. I think those LIVs will buy a phony "oops, we were fooled too" from the various con men that lie to them all the time.
Posted by: PaleRider, stuck on google meet at December 01, 2021 01:34 PM (3cGpq)

We were going to vote against Joe in 2024, but gosh darn it that Republican opponent was so a Nazi that we couldn't.

Posted by: LIV November 2024 at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (Ojki1)

111 Hmmmm....interesting nobs and bumps on some of those vehicles in the caravan.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (axyOa)

And the full-size pickup with a large cargo box on the back? I've never before seen one of those in tow. Comms and jamming? HRT?

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (SH2Zi)

112 It 's not a painting of Judith holding the head of Holofernes, is it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 01:35 PM (poMoX)

That was one of my thoughts, but none of them look quite right. Nor Salome and John the Baptist, nor even David and Goliath.

Yellow. Woman in background, laying forward with the head upright, head in foregroun. Gauzy look to the scene almost. I am starting to think it is an amalgamation of a whole bunch of different paintings, because I will be darned if I can find it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (csEWM)

113 If I must vote for a sex and drugs president, make it Ozzy Osbourne
Posted by: Anna Puma

Not eligible.
Posted by: Sponge

True - as if that has mattered for awhile though.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (mD/uy)

114 I liked this one: Judith with the Head of Holofernes - Cristofano Allori 1613

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (5HBd1)

115
BTW, did you hear the trained seals clap for "decency"? Is that what we are getting now?


Decency is another word for having high school boys put on women's underwear and twerk on their principal right?

Posted by: Some Principal at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (ESjRY)

116 Diogenes,

Because Salome usually has John The Baptists head on a platter while Caravaggio and Klimt (but he's fairly modern) and Barbieri, I think, have Judith holding Holofernes head in her hand.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (poMoX)

117 Where's your crown King Nothing?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (44ww/)



Please, no one post a link to that shitty Metallica song......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

118 The liberals are going insane over 'Let's Go Brandon' for the same reason that they forced Twitter to remove #comments for coronavirus bullshit, and Youtube removed dislikes.

Because they know goddamn well that 'Fuck Trump' was always just a tiny minority in their little echo chambers, and they're utterly TERRIFIED at how widespread Lets Go Brandon has become.

They know goddamn well that they lost in a massive landslide to Trump, and it was only RINO weakness that let them cheat him. They thought they could just prop Biden up to safely replace him with somebody else, but he's fucked things up so royally so quickly that they're terrified the backlash is going to actually hurt the Deep State.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (setIA)

119 106
Because it's a rejection of him. Liberals hate being rejected or ridiculed. Look at how they react to FJB. Liberals always need to feel like the most popular, smartest, well-endowed guy in the room.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

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Politicians who have total control of voting and don't worry about losing don't act like this. They do what they want with little concern for what the people think about it. Look at how Chicago is run.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

120 I'll be casting my vote for President McConnell in 2024!

Red wave!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (7F9te)

121 >>Just know he hates you and thinks you're racist.


Nikki Sixx doesn't think anything, man. Guy can't even solo outside of 'C'.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (UKc9b)

122
True - as if that has mattered for awhile though.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (mD/uy)



Your point is valid.

- Baroke Insane Owebama

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

123 90% of that ginormous convoy was required for transporting Biden's diapers.

Posted by: fact at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (h5TKJ)

124 Only one poll matters (and there are some legit questions about that one, obviously).

And it ain't these.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (OTzUX)

125 Trump interview with Farage at 2 pm on GBNews channel.

https://www.gbnews.uk/

Posted by: zmdavid at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (xqRaG)

126 We were going to vote against Joe in 2024, but gosh darn it that Republican opponent was so a Nazi that we couldn't.

I see a lot of that in Blue-istan.

Yeah, my governor/senator/whatever is a liar and a crook, but I mean his opponent was a Republican, I can't vote for that!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (ESjRY)

127 Anyone got a number for the Average Fuel Economy of that clown parade? I am thinking 9 maybe 10 mpg. I didn't see any Prius or Teslas in that 'little' invasion.
Posted by: JB1000


I thought The Beast got around 5 mpg because of all the armor.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (DjPkW)

128 >>>I saw a story in the MSM a while ago that said Joe think once he conquers covid his numbers will bounce back. Yeah, don't hold your breath, Joe.

That's like saying someone addicted to heroine would have a much better life if they stopped doing heroine. I mean yes sure. But he's addicted and won't quit. Just like the commienazis are addicted to stoking COVID fear to increase their power over society. They won't ever let COVID be dead because they are addicted to COVID fear, so they will never have a COVID victory movement.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (T/vhV)

129 Wait until the polls in January. The holidays will be over where people are pre-occupied and a long, cold month awaits. Heating bills are sky rocketing along with gas, supply chain issues have only become worse with no end in sight, whatever variant of COVID keeps getting pushed down Americans throats while the elite don't obey the rules they have decided for the rest of us, all prices continue to climb, etc. etc. And that is just on the domestic front. God know what bad actors around the world have in store for the US.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (oiNtH)

130 126 I see a lot of that in Blue-istan.

Yeah, my governor/senator/whatever is a liar and a crook, but I mean his opponent was a Republican, I can't vote for that!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (ESjRY)

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"Vote Socialist!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (LvTSG)

131 If you don't get these percentages up, the pole whisperer will never give you the third reason.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (BPuaD)

132 I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm ...

You know, the thing!

Posted by: PoopyFinger Biden at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (YYlyE)

133 Because it's a rejection of him. Liberals hate being rejected or ridiculed. Look at how they react to FJB.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

Yep.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (ZqYcg)

134 56 There's a not unreasonable theory that low poll numbers mean Biden won't lock down for Omicron. Plausible, but requires rationality from the Biden White House that may not be present. Seems just as likely they'll let themselves be stampeded into more lockdowns and other nonsense by their sub-rational base of COVID hysterics and plain lazy public school teachers.
Posted by: Match Checksout at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (dYe5S)

I'm still waiting for the first media outlet that says that more people have died with/from COVID under Biden than under Trump. If that ever happens, 'Katie bar the door'!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (mdjgu)

135 Darn it, willowed again

18-1 wrote:

I *think* Biden's plan was to claim victory over COVID this summer and just let all the regulations lapse (perhaps to bring them back in 22) but the karenwaffen that makes up his base wouldn't let him.

They thought Mini-Mengele was going to tell the truth to _them_ unlike the way he dealt with Orange Man Bad and the vaccines would work.

oops.

"Yeah, he killed half a million people with his lies about Remdesivir but Sure We'll Be Able To Trust Him..."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (suCvI)

136 I read biden is considering quarantine for visitors including citizens? ala australia? that should drive his favorability ratings down to 5%. I just can't believe Americans will tolerate that.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (hV9ir)

137 He pissed on the Alamo and lived. He's qualified.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Plus he ate a bat's head, so he has the high ground on defeating Covid.

Posted by: Biergood at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (FQWHA)

138 If Biden was sentient and in charge he would tell his people to drop the covid panic, declare victory and have a parade. It would kick his numbers up 15% at no cost. But his handlers hate the US and want to punish the deplorables so that will never happen.

Posted by: Ripley at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (MxEKc)

139 "I expect Biden to have a complete freak out temper tantrum leading to fall out of the presidential limo and then shuffle to the crowd and start throwing fists."

In the limo, he's probably asleep, or drugged. He probably can't hear anything outside the limo, and if he's alert, his handlers distract him from looking outside.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (qpX6U)

140 Attaboy, Brandon!

Posted by: Everett Greenbaum at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (uhPTO)

141 :: holds envelope to head ::

"The cash, the ass and the stash"

:: opens envelope ::

"Reasons Joe Biden ran for president"

Posted by: Carnac The Magnificent at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (DU+/6)

142 Just spotted the so called griz bear paw down in the morning rant. Has anyone checked the size of ewok paws in comparison? I mean, ace was on vaca last week, maybe he got in some high yield targeted drugs.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (IJES/)

143 Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Joe Biden: I ran for president for three reasons . . . .

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (SH2Zi)

144 > That's like saying someone addicted to heroine would have a much better life if they stopped doing heroine.

Gina Carano is my favorite heroine.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (YYlyE)

145 I throw up a little in my mouth every time I hear Biden speak about decency.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (oWBc3)

146 They won't ever let COVID be dead because they are addicted to COVID fear, so they will never have a COVID victory movement.

I think this is a core problem Biden has. I remember when things started to open up in Blue-istan over the summer and the Karenwaffen lost their shit. BUT THE CASES ARE GOING UP!

I think Biden wanted to declare victory and move on to other stuff (and thereby just blame Trump for COVID)...but they wouldn't let him.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (ESjRY)

147 WATCH: Joe Biden says he ran for president for three reasons, forgets the third reason

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"Come on, man! It's a three letter word: J-O-B-S ... At some point, you've got way too many of them for Americans -- and not enough for illegal aliens."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (uwDw2)

148 Whatever happens in 2022, you can count on Republicans to blow it all by 2024. Or haven't you seen this movie before?

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (ZqYcg)

149 I think Ozzy gave the bats covid.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (vuisn)

150 Yellow. Woman in background, laying forward with the head upright, head in foregroun. Gauzy look to the scene almost. I am starting to think it is an amalgamation of a whole bunch of different paintings, because I will be darned if I can find it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Mandela effect?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (2nXUK)

151 >>>I saw a story in the MSM a while ago that said Joe think once he conquers covid his numbers will bounce back.


Covid is the excuse for mail-in ballot fraud.

Posted by: davidt at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (0hbQ6)

152 Joe Biden: I ran for president for three reasons . . . .

First.... *music gets really loud and Biden's mic cuts off*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

153 Wait until the polls in January. The holidays will be over where people are pre-occupied and a long, cold month awaits. Heating bills are sky rocketing along with gas, supply chain issues have only become worse with no end in sight, whatever variant of COVID keeps getting pushed down Americans throats while the elite don't obey the rules they have decided for the rest of us, all prices continue to climb, etc. etc. ...
Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2021 01:41 PM (oiNtH)
++++
This is going to be a long, bad, hard winter of broad-spectrum decline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (DU+/6)

154 Paws hold drills.
Drills make holes.
Holes are snizz.
-Ewok Haiku

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (csEWM)

155 148 Whatever happens in 2022, you can count on Republicans to blow it all by 2024. Or haven't you seen this movie before?
Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (ZqYcg)

i fully expect republicans to fuck it up in 2022, never mind 2024.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (hV9ir)

156 FJB motorcade:

It's MN for crying out loud. Where's a vetted Afghani refugee with an RPG when you need one?

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (gmo/4)

157 2016 should have marked the beginning of a conservative patriotic revival. Instead we got blubbering Paul Ryan, pedo Mitch and the milquetotast McCarthy meddlers.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (ZqYcg)

158 This is going to be a long, bad, hard winter of broad-spectrum decline.

People are going to be glad when 2021 is over. The bad part is finally done. That's when the worse part begins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

159 I throw up a little in my mouth every time I hear Biden speak about decency.
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (oWBc3)
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Gives me shivers, too

Posted by: Ashley Biden at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (9ZHSu)

160 I'll bet the presidential limo has one of this kiddie locks so Joe can't open the door

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (eGTCV)

161 The third reason is Carnies.

You know. Circus folk. Have small hands. Smell like cabbage.

Posted by: Joe Biden the Great Statesman at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (LaNzR)

162 "Vote Socialist!"

When I've suggested to those lefty livs they could vote socialist/green/libertarian/whatever the response is, "but then the Republican might win!"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (ESjRY)

163 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (V6f9+)

164 >I'm still waiting for the first media outlet that says that more people have died with/from COVID under Biden than under Trump. If that ever happens, 'Katie bar the door'!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM (mdjgu)

Funny, I'm old enough to remember about a year ago when Trump was History's Greatest Murderer because supposedly 300000 Americans died of coof under his watch. Biden has now beat Trump's high score at an ever faster pace, yet the coof Karens are oddly silent on that.

Also, the mRNA shots totally work.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (cSs/W)

165 Willowed:

You would be surprised. I suspect several of your colleagues are practicing deception at the workplace. PhDs for example have lower compliance with vaxxing than the college educated or masters level.
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021


***
Possibly, though not from what I've heard here. They sound proud to announce they've taken the clot shot. 3 of my 4 colleagues have doctorates, too. The 4th, I dunno about her. She's an MA, but she might be smarter than that. On the other hand, she's young. So it could go either way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (txdEq)

166 Gotta say something for blue collar union workers. They don't care who you think you are. They're going to tell you what they think of you.

Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (B0mGw)

167 And the full-size pickup with a large cargo box on the back? I've never before seen one of those in tow. Comms and jamming? HRT?
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (SH2Zi)

Equipment storage...who knows? All kinds of stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (axyOa)

168 > Mandela effect?

That's when you start a terrorist organization and the left calls you a great peacekeeper, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (YYlyE)

169 Been catching up on the Oxford, Mn massacre, another kid dead and he wasn't even one of the ones considered most seriously injured.
Still no word on shooter's race, so I'm still assuming non-white. Idiot social media postings clearly warning what he planned to do beforehand.
What's striking to me is his access to weapons owned by his father. Several removed from the home. Seems to be civil if not criminal issues pertaining to safe storage.
Any opinions?

Posted by: From that time at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (4780s)

170 Come on. Some unknown GOP clown must have an opinion on rape pregnancy they'd like to share!!!

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (ZqYcg)

171 People are going to be glad when 2021 is over. The bad part is finally done. That's when the worse part begins.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
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Yeah. When people last year were saying things like "Man, I can't wait for 2020 to be over," my only thought was, "be careful what you wish for because 2021 is waiting in the wings and saying, 'hold my beer and watch this!'"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (DU+/6)

172 45 Whenever I hear Hail to the Chief I think of this.

https://youtu.be/zarlpmVW2bM
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (UU64l)

I always think of that Jack Lemmon scene too!

Posted by: Mishdog at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (/VWLE)

173 As I mentioned, at Thanksgiving my six y.o. great-nephew suddenly said, "Hey, who's Brandon? He's EVERYwhere!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (dfRN6)

174 Slidin', slidin', slidin',

So go the polls of Biden,

Head him up, punt him out, Rawhide!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (P3gRi)

175 Isn't that the comedienne that's not so funny?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (ppL7t)

I think you would have a much shorter list of comediennes that are funny. Not that men are necessarily funny at a higher percentage, but you have many more of them willing to look like buffoons.

Warning, math ahead:

Let's say that there are 100,000 comedians and 10,000 comediennes, and 1% of each are actually funny. That means 1000 really funny guys and only 100 funny women. But the diversity manager at studio HQs demand equal numbers to fill up the 500 slots of various network shows. Even if you convinced all 100 funny women, you'd still hire 150 harridans that blow, and not in the good way.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (a/dOO)

176 171 People are going to be glad when 2021 is over. The bad part is finally done. That's when the worse part begins.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
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Yeah. When people last year were saying things like "Man, I can't wait for 2020 to be over," my only thought was, "be careful what you wish for because 2021 is waiting in the wings and saying, 'hold my beer and watch this!'"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (DU+/6)

I for one look forward to when inflation and shortages really begin to kick in.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (z5Vrg)

177 86 Imma looking forward to Joe and Jill's Ceausecu moment.
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I frighten myself sometimes with my fantasies of various ways Pusbag might meet his demise. Terminal dysentery is a favorite.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (sWM8x)

178 Joe Biden says he ran for president for three reasons, forgets the third reason
====================
That's the problem with getting old, memory is the 1st thing to go, and I forgot what the 2nd thing was....

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger.... at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (fhP7v)

179 Joe Biden: I ran for president for three reasons . . . .

and then Jill comes up and turns him around, so he's facing the fifteen attendees

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (9ZHSu)

180 Mandela effect?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (2nXUK)

May well be. The image is so clear in my head. It is like getting a song stuck in your head. An itch you cannot scratch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (csEWM)

181 The third reason is Carnies.

You know. Circus folk. Have small hands. Smell like cabbage.
Posted by: Joe Biden the Great Statesman at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (LaNzR)

There's two types of people I can't stand: bigots and the Dutch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (V6f9+)

182 Isn't it interesting that the current supreme court abortion case is "all about politics," according to the lefty justices, and yet somehow Roe v. Wade, which created a federal constitutional right to abortion out of thin air, wasn't all about politics.

Using the federal courts to create abortion rights isn't all about politics, but using the federal courts to try to limit judicially-created abortion rights IS all about politics.

Pretty damn convenient, ain't it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (k4dH2)

183 should have marked the beginning of a conservative patriotic revival. Instead we got blubbering Paul Ryan, pedo Mitch and the milquetotast McCarthy meddlers.

In 1999 the left got Newt G and Bob Livingstone out as the leaders of the Republicans in DC (because they had affairs!), and got Hastert installed. Who they knew was a pedo at the time, but kept on the downlow.

Since that point the R party has been nothing but controlled opposition.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (ESjRY)

184 144 > That's like saying someone addicted to heroine would have a much better life if they stopped doing heroine.

Gina Carano is my favorite heroine.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (YYlyE)

--------

Hello. My name is Shain S., and I'm addicted to Gina Carano.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (T1jzx)

185 162 "Vote Socialist!"

When I've suggested to those lefty livs they could vote socialist/green/libertarian/whatever the response is, "but then the Republican might win!"
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM (ESjRY)

==========

"That's only because no one will actually commit to voting Socialist. You're just perpetuating the two party system in perpetuity because you refuse to give power to the people who would actually institute genuine progressive change. We either get ineffective Democrats or racist Republicans if you keep acting like this. Why do you hate change so much?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

186 >>Mandela effect?


*Waits patiently for Funeral Sign Language Guy.*

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (UKc9b)

187 > First.... *music gets really loud and Biden's mic cuts off*

Remember when Obama started giving a speech and the Queen's band started playing over Obama and the idiot just kept talking.

That was fun.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (YYlyE)

188 Instead we got blubbering Paul Ryan, pedo Mitch and the milquetotast McCarthy meddlers.

Yeah there's a lot of What Ifs that could have happened, but the GOP decided to cut its own throat and attack its own candidate.

What if they'd worked together to get done the things they'd run and raised money on? What if, like every other president in history, Trump's own party worked with him because the mandate of the election clearly stated that's what the public wanted. What if the GOP with control of congress had done something other than yet another sunsetted tax cut? Nahh, lets spend 4 years trying to force him out of office!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

189 Another great post by ace. He's so hot right now.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (8pN5R)

190 He didn't forget #3 - it's just that he has a stutter.

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (VJsqe)

191 >>>Funny, I'm old enough to remember about a year ago when Trump was History's Greatest Murderer because supposedly 300000 Americans died of coof under his watch.

Right? Trump took on COVID with huge unknown on therapeutics and no vaccines, and had a lower death rate than President Weekend at Bernie's who has both.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (T/vhV)

192 This is desperation - each frantic pronouncement from the WH just shaves off a bit more democrat support from the public. And having totally ticked off the judiciary none of these orders will survive much beyond 72 hours making them meaningless theater. Except the part where he just guarantees a GOP House and Senate. And a very large GOP House, and setting up a filibuster proof senate after 2024 - without Romney or Sasse there to gum up the works.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (V6xwG)

193 Another great post by ace. He's so hot right now.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (8pN5R)


Fag.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Remember the stunning and brave Secret Service agent who publicly denounced Trump and said she'd not "take a bullet" for him?

I wonder what the Service thinks when they see shit like they saw in MN.

How many of them would "take a knee" before a bullet for this decrepit old dirtbag?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (BFigT)

195 Mandela effect?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (2nXUK)

May well be. The image is so clear in my head. It is like getting a song stuck in your head. An itch you cannot scratch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (csEWM)

Speaking of that Mandela effect....does anyone else remember the airgun company that used to be spelled 'Crossman'?

All I can find today is 'Crosman', which looks and feels wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (V6f9+)

196 Joe was walking around naked by the pool one night when he says to himself, "Joe, you want to run for president to restore a sense of common decency. Yeah, that's it."

Posted by: Caliban at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (HgGBT)

197 >>Fair to say the American people have earned the right to be governed by the likes of Hunter.


How can we deserve Hunter when more than half the country has no awareness of what he's done thanks to the total cover up of the 'laptop from Hell'?

There will always be LIVs, but the DNC-MSM-Silicon Valley information embargo has gotten quite good. Don't think we deserve all the fall-out from their ability to exert power over us.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (bDqIh)

198 Attaboy, Brandon!
Posted by: Everett Greenbaum at December 01, 2021 01:42 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (m+jkK)

199 Definitely not Klimt. Damn, he was a trash panda.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (csEWM)

200 Women can be extremely funny. But they are uniformly terrible at telling jokes.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (ZqYcg)

201
I have a plan to get completely out of debt in the next eight years. I formulated this plan two years ago when Trump was President.

Paying an extra couple of grand a year for gasoline and heating oil is not part of the plan. Adopting a strategy of 'Home Has No Heat Here' seems to be my only choice.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (dQvv7)

202 >>Another great post by ace. He's so hot right now.


He (literally) can't take off his Winter Coat.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (UKc9b)

203 Yeah. When people last year were saying things like "Man, I can't wait for 2020 to be over," my only thought was, "be careful what you wish for because 2021 is waiting in the wings and saying, 'hold my beer and watch this!'"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (DU+/6)

The version I heard was just wait till 2020 turns 21 and starts drinking.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (dfRN6)

204 "Been catching up on the Oxford, Mn massacre, another kid dead and he wasn't even one of the ones considered most seriously injured.
Still no word on shooter's race, "

You mean Oxford Michigan? Crowder sez the shooter is a guy named Crumbley, and there's a photo of a white kid. Apparently there were many warning signs, as in the Cruz case.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (qpX6U)

205 Better the Mandela Effect than the Mendoza Effect.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (rALOu)

206 This is going to be a long, bad, hard winter of broad-spectrum decline.
=-=-=-=
People are going to be glad when 2021 is over. The bad part is finally done. That's when the worse part begins.


We get to enjoy Russian Years: 2021 is worse than 2020, but 2021 will be better than next year!

Posted by: Reuben Hick (Bannon Didn't Kill Himself) at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (RSR9O)

207 I would like to know what the two reasons that Joe listed for running for president are, but I really do not want to start up the video and have to listen to him ramble. Any one watch and can give the cliff notes?

Posted by: Picric at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (3QnyK)

208 47 That Arkansas Biden will be the most normal Biden in generations.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:32 PM (rALOu)

You're probably right, even though raised by a stripper.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (o2MD2)

209 didn't forget #3 - it's just that he has a stutter.
Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (VJsqe)

Didn't Obama have a stutter too?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

210 Also, the mRNA shots totally work.

I've tried pointing to the actual real world data to covidians like this and the answer is..."but it would have been worse without them!"

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason into unfortuantely.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (ESjRY)

211 When people last year were saying things like "Man, I can't wait for 2020 to be over," my only thought was, "be careful what you wish for because 2021 is waiting in the wings and saying, 'hold my beer and watch this!'"

Yep, same. The problem wasn't the calendar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (KZzsI)

212 This busty blonde resents getting stuck in traffic because some decrepit, retarded, incontinent communist fouled up the roads with a giant motorcade:
https://is.gd/dKkyW8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (DU+/6)

213 Even if you convinced all 100 funny women, you'd still hire 150 harridans that blow, and not in the good way.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (a/dOO)

I saw Harridans that Blow open for Pussy Riot at the Fronthole Saloon in 2007.

Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (SH2Zi)

214 =========

Politicians who have total control of voting and don't worry about losing don't act like this. They do what they want with little concern for what the people think about it. Look at how Chicago is run.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (LvTSG)
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I don't agree. Look at the approval ratings for even the worst of Chicago pols. That horrid harpy Lightfuck had near-50% approval even during the worst of the summer's crime and stench. FJB's sub-40 ratings are something new to liberals. They are reacting as my theory expects them to: by doubling down on insanity.

By contrast, if you were correct and they feared electoral casualties, they would react in the opposite way, by moderating their insanity. They are not. Slick Willy was the last of the major Dumocraps who feared voters and acted accordingly. Today's Dumocraps do not fear voters because real voters are not how they get elected and stay in power.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

215 Go ahead, focus on the front man.

Posted by: The Devil's Greatest Trick at December 01, 2021 01:50 PM (OzNIz)

216 >>>Gina Carano is my favorite heroine.

Dam ewe homonyms isle get yew necks thyme.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 01:50 PM (T/vhV)

217 Where's your crown King Nothing?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 01, 2021 01:38 PM (44ww/)

Classic stuff.

Posted by: trev006 at December 01, 2021 01:50 PM (EVQVM)

218 How many of them would "take a knee" before a bullet for this decrepit old dirtbag?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (BFigT)


Those people are not in his security detail.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (gmo/4)

219 Yellow. Woman in background, laying forward with the head upright, head in foregroun. Gauzy look to the scene almost. I am starting to think it is an amalgamation of a whole bunch of different paintings, because I will be darned if I can find it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (csEWM)

hmm, since you said "yellow", there's an obscure Gustav Klimmt version of the head of Holofernes. Sexiest painting of a severed head ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (trdmm)

220 without Romney or Sasse there to gum up the works.

Sasse is in until '26, unfortunately. My vote for his primary challenger was of no avail.

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (RKLPC)

221 May well be. The image is so clear in my head. It is like getting a song stuck in your head. An itch you cannot scratch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at Dec

When that happens to me I assume I dreamed about it.

It makes me go a little crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (2nXUK)

222 They didn't steal the election and fumble it, they are doing exactly what they stole the election to do, despite having an actual meat puppet as their puppet.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (r5BVk)

223 First of all, I like The Cure, but I don't cry when I hear them.

Second, I'd wager he gets to 30% by summer. There are still leftists who think he's doing a good job and that he would be reelected. I mean, how does anyone see that?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (XSRBF)

224 >>Better the Mandela Effect than the Mendoza Effect.


All you need is a few carrots and a crate to stand on.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (UKc9b)

225 214 I don't agree. Look at the approval ratings for even the worst of Chicago pols. That horrid harpy Lightfuck had near-50% approval even during the worst of the summer's crime and stench. FJB's sub-40 ratings are something new to liberals. They are reacting as my theory expects them to: by doubling down on insanity.

By contrast, if you were correct and they feared electoral casualties, they would react in the opposite way, by moderating their insanity. They are not. Slick Willy was the last of the major Dumocraps who feared voters and acted accordingly. Today's Dumocraps do not fear voters because real voters are not how they get elected and stay in power.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

=========

Yeah...I trust polling out of Chicago as much as I trust the voting apparatus built by the Daleys.

And moderation is what you do when you are a good politician finding yourself underwater. Biden was never a good politician, and his administration is filled with little beyond doctrinal leftists addicted to Twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (LvTSG)

226 Joking Joe's favorability numbers will skyrocket when Dr. Jill installs a pole in the East Wing next to Baby Jesus.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (BPuaD)

227 Gotta say something for blue collar union workers. They don't care who you think you are. They're going to tell you what they think of you.

Fuck Joe Biden.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (B0mGw)


Oh Well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBH3kPfDq4k

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (AiZBA)

228 Didn't Obama have a stutter too?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

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I'm no expert, but I think he stammered more than stuttered

Posted by: 496 at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (VJsqe)

229 Whatever happens in 2022, you can count on Republicans to blow it all by 2024. Or haven't you seen this movie before?
Posted by: ...

Dude, you're harshing my mellow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (FVME7)

230 Pretty damn convenient, ain't it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (k4dH2)

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[In best Bubba Clinton voice:] "It all depends upon what the meaning of the word "politics' is politicized as."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (T1jzx)

231 195 Mandela effect?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 01:44 PM (2nXUK)

May well be. The image is so clear in my head. It is like getting a song stuck in your head. An itch you cannot scratch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:47 PM (csEWM)

Speaking of that Mandela effect....does anyone else remember the airgun company that used to be spelled 'Crossman'?

All I can find today is 'Crosman', which looks and feels wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (V6f9+)

*whacks time machine with a wrench a few times*
I told those damn Joo-COBs I'm not a mechanic.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (z5Vrg)

232 How much Febreeze do the presidential limo detailers go through in a month?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (eGTCV)

233 Crowder sez the shooter is a guy named Crumbley
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That's in the NY Post now, too. I don't think the police have confirmed his ID yet.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (sGnvY)

234 Grade F for FAILURE on the two counts of the reasons Creepy Joe claims he ran for president.

--Restoring the "soul" of America: Just look at those that braved cold weather to protest his arrival. Has discourse improved? No Freaking way.

--Restoring the "backbone" of America; i.e., the middle class. Every single action of President * Admin has worked AGAINST the well being of the middle class.

That said, his faux-ness Presidency seems to have begun restoring the putative backbone of Americans--more of him are resisting, protesting and acknowledging the Left and their fake stand-in president are utter failures, liars and corruptocrats.

Posted by: groovy girl at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (ybC9u)

235 I've had no problems with 2021. No one I loved has died. Haven't lost any animals. Life under lockdown generally sucks, but had that in 2020 as well. I've dealt with inflation before. It will get harder when I'm on just social security. But since I haven't had a raise in two years, I'm on a fixed income now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (5HBd1)

236 By contrast, if you were correct and they feared electoral casualties, they would react in the opposite way, by moderating their insanity. They are not. Slick Willy was the last of the major Dumocraps who feared voters and acted accordingly. Today's Dumocraps do not fear voters because real voters are not how they get elected and stay in power.

That's one explanation. Another is that they know they're toast, so might as well go out with a bang. I've read interviews with Dems saying precisely that.

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (ZsR3z)

237 Yeah there's a an absolute basement on presidential popularity: a third of the country will back whoever is in office no matter what or who they are. You can get 30% of a crowd to agree to anything.

Hands up, who thinks Furries are the best!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

238 I don't get the forgetting the third reason. The video ends as he finishes(?) up the second reason. How do we know in the next moments after the video ends he says "and the third reason I was elected was.......(blink,blink), Jill what I am doing here"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (fs1hN)

239 I think Biden wanted to declare victory and move on to other stuff (and thereby just blame Trump for COVID)...but they wouldn't let him.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:43 PM (ESjRY)
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They need the Kung Flu to justify mail-in voting in the midterms (and after). It makes fixing the election a piece of cake.

"And here's ANOTHER vote for the Democrat candidate, from voter 'Occupant.'"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

240 Biden reason 1 - to restore decency. Reason 2 - to rebuild the middle class of the country. Reason 3 - to be able to lie about reasons 1 and 2.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (oWBc3)

241 So Americans don't deserve the electoral results they get but they also are poor widdle victims of a bad, bad, naughty press? Because it takes some kind of special genius to understand, well, anything about how literally anything in the world works.

OK.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (OTzUX)

242 >>Remember when Obama started giving a speech and the Queen's band started playing over Obama and the idiot just kept talking.

President Barack Obama's toast to Queen Elizabeth II on Tuesday was interrupted when the orchestra at the state dinner began playing "God Save the Queen" before Obama finished.

Also Michelle giving the Queen an uninvited bear hug.
Giving blind UK PM a bunch of movie dvds -- for zone 1!

Self-absorbed idiots.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (bDqIh)

243 "Better the Mandela Effect than the Mendoza Effect."

Wait until you find out about the Madonna Effect where some 65 year old pruny whore takes off her clothes and attempts to have sex with your ear to stay relevant.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (B0mGw)

244 This is what happens when you allow an election to be stolen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (L1yW0)

245 This is going to be a long, bad, hard winter of broad-spectrum decline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I guess the only hope for people in big cities is that the cold keeps the escalating crime rate down to barely acceptable levels.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (oiNtH)

246 All the gangs in his school are trying to recruit him for his Bo staff skills.

https://bit.ly/31iOzwS

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (YYlyE)

247 Identity of the Michigan shooter released:

http://bitly.ws/jPvy

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (sWM8x)

248 People are going to be glad when 2021 is over. The bad part is finally done. That's when the worse part begins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:45 PM

Yeah, I will be hanging on to 2021 as long as possible. Since come Jan 5, 2022, I could be unemployed, unless my employer approves my vaccine "religious exemption" request.

Meanwhile, a colleague who holds the same position as me and also has been working from home all this time does not have to face any of this... because the colleague is contract and the contract house has less than 100 employees. And all the designers I work with to develop my components and systems... all exempt from all of this... because UAW.

"Science".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (Do5/p)

249 And the full-size pickup with a large cargo box on the back? I've never before seen one of those in tow. Comms and jamming? HRT?
Posted by: flounder at December 01, 2021 01:39 PM (SH2Zi)
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Equipment storage...who knows? All kinds of stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2021 01:46 PM (axyOa)
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Modern version of a RATT rig?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (IJES/)

250 This busty blonde resents getting stuck in traffic because some decrepit, retarded, incontinent communist fouled up the roads with a giant motorcade:
https://is.gd/dKkyW8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (DU+/6)



Woof......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

251 If you call them racists, they won't ring your bells.

Posted by: Caliban at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (HgGBT)

252 "Better the Mandela Effect than the Mendoza Effect."

Wait until you find out about the Madonna Effect
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Don't get me started about the Manuela Effect.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (sGnvY)

253 237 Yeah there's a an absolute basement on presidential popularity: a third of the country will back whoever is in office no matter what or who they are. You can get 30% of a crowd to agree to anything.

Hands up, who thinks Furries are the best!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

Can we shoot all those who agree, just to be sure?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (z5Vrg)

254 36th percentile is IQs below 95. So we know who Brandon's supporters are.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (ctFUD)

255 Yeah...I trust polling out of Chicago as much as I trust the voting apparatus built by the Daleys.

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Speaking of Shy Town . . .

Murder city: Chicago's Cook County has surpassed 1,000 homicides this year -- First time it's happened in nearly 3 decades

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I blame white supremacy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (FVME7)

256 >"but it would have been worse without them!"

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason into unfortuantely.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (ESjRY)

My favorite unfalsifiable assertion. They totally adhere to The Science™.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (cSs/W)

257 Still no word on shooter's race, so I'm still assuming non-white. Idiot social media postings clearly warning what he planned to do beforehand.
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Its been 24 hours and they haven't named him as white. This means he is not white. White School Shooter Rule is if white then that's news.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (ppL7t)

258 Gaylord said "me" so many times he sounded like Beaker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (rALOu)

259 California has Omicron!!!!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (63Dwl)

260 That's one explanation. Another is that they know they're toast, so might as well go out with a bang. I've read interviews with Dems saying precisely that.
Posted by: pep at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (ZsR3z)
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Yep. A third (frightening) possibility: the Democrat Party is dominated by true believers who think that leftist policies really will work ... this time ... if only they go far enough left.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

261 So I think I can say 'fuck off' to the people getting the vapors about 'Fuck Joe Biden'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:30 PM (csEWM)

You need to decompress. Picture yourself in a Sun-dappled glade in the forest, with a babbling brook running through. Just you and the author of one of those anti-Trump memes. Imagine the calm and peacefulness, as you hold his head under water, and the bubbles slowly stop.

Don't you feel better already?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (P3gRi)

262 By contrast, if you were correct and they feared electoral casualties, they would react in the opposite way, by moderating their insanity. They are not. Slick Willy was the last of the major Dumocraps who feared voters and acted accordingly. Today's Dumocraps do not fear voters because real voters are not how they get elected and stay in power.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

Still, remember the tales of the last days of the Third Reich. The closer and closer an insane regime gets to its doom, the crazier and crazier it starts to act. The end usually coincides with them going completely insane.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (trdmm)

263 We'll, the first case of Moronic has been confirmed in California.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2021 01:55 PM (NpAcC)

264 OT, I went into a sub shop, ordered, and they asked for a name for the order. I said "Brandon". It took an extra, extra long time to deliver the sub. Hmmm. I wonder if people really named Brandon are having this problem.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 01, 2021 01:55 PM (fs1hN)

265 You need to decompress. Picture yourself in a Sun-dappled glade in the forest, with a babbling brook running through. Just you and the author of one of those anti-Trump memes. Imagine the calm and peacefulness, as you hold his head under water, and the bubbles slowly stop.

Don't you feel better already?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (P3gRi)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:55 PM (csEWM)

266
Hands up, who thinks Furries are the best!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:52 PM (KZzsI)



*waves big*

Posted by: BETO!!! at December 01, 2021 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

267 Its been 24 hours and they haven't named him as white. This means he is not white. White School Shooter Rule is if white then that's news.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (ppL7t)

oh yeah, if he was white they'd already have claimed he was wearing a MAGA hat during the shooting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (trdmm)

268 Another is that they know they're toast, so might as well go out with a bang.

I think its a combo. Democrats have figured out that no matter how terrible they are, US voters have the memory of a fruit fly and are incredibly fickle. The party despised so badly they were hurled out of office in gigantic numbers can expect to be back in power in a few election cycles. So you get voted out a few cycles, you can do tremendous damage before then.

And since, they're Democrats, they can rely on Republicans not lifting a finger to reverse the damage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

269 Identity of the Michigan shooter released:

http://bitly.ws/jPvy
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (sWM8x)


So, daddy didn't have a gun safe, nor trigger locks. And apparently, the kids social media posts were off limits. Got it. Good parenting on parade.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (wAnMi)

270 "Picture yourself in a Sun-dappled glade in the forest, with a babbling brook running through. Just you and the author of one of those anti-Trump memes. Imagine the calm and peacefulness, as you hold his head under water, and the bubbles slowly stop. Don't you feel better already?"

This needs to be a meme, AOP. Imagine the things we could build on this template.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (B0mGw)

271 Unstoppable!

Brutal: Chris Christie's new book on how to save the Republican Party sold less than 2,300 copies during its first week

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That's more than 40 books per state!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (FVME7)

272 254 36th percentile is IQs below 95. So we know who Brandon's supporters are.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (ctFUD)
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That's why they're called "the Left." It's where they are on the bell curve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

273 Dr. Fauci joins Jen Psaki at the podium

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (NpAcC)

274 262 By contrast, if you were correct and they feared electoral casualties, they would react in the opposite way, by moderating their insanity. They are not. Slick Willy was the last of the major Dumocraps who feared voters and acted accordingly. Today's Dumocraps do not fear voters because real voters are not how they get elected and stay in power.
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

Still, remember the tales of the last days of the Third Reich. The closer and closer an insane regime gets to its doom, the crazier and crazier it starts to act. The end usually coincides with them going completely insane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (trdmm)

On the other hand a lot of the evil they got into was from a progression from bad to worse over time. First weak Poland, then mighty France. Arguably the insanity trendline was always there.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (z5Vrg)

275 "Its been 24 hours and they haven't named him as white. This means he is not white."

He's white.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (qpX6U)

276 BREAKING: Dem Rep Peter DeFazio is calling it quits - retires

Another blow to the Dems...

Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (5iUNf)

277 but he's fucked things up so royally so quickly that they're terrified the backlash is going to actually hurt the Deep State.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 01, 2021 01:40 PM (setIA)

The absolute best case scenario for Cabal is to restore Donald Trump, dissolve the Democrats, and accept losing the FBI/ CIA. It is the best because maybe then Trump won't come after Wall Street and Hollywood for revenge.

If they don't, he will. And boy oh boy- if they think they hated Trump, they'll really hate what comes next.

Posted by: trev006 at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (EVQVM)

278 Murder city: Chicago's Cook County has surpassed 1,000 homicides this year -- First time it's happened in nearly 3 decades



Philly is at 510, a new league record, and we'll likely hit 550 by year's end. 14-year old kid was shot twenty times Monday.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (XSRBF)

279 Gaylord said "me" so many times he sounded like Beaker.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (rALOu)
The presidents who say me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (eGTCV)

280 Keep in mind-- they truly believed the good economy under Trump was natural and would continue no matter what while they took credit.

Go back to the "your 4th of July meal is cheaper!" That was their high-water mark and they were so confident of it continuing.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (jIL4c)

281 Speaking of that Mandela effect....does anyone else remember the airgun company that used to be spelled 'Crossman'?

All I can find today is 'Crosman', which looks and feels wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready

That's correct. I just bought one and it sux ! and I'm returning it.
I can fart with more authority !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (arJlL)

282 Soon, my pretties.


Soon.

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (W2Pud)

283 212 This busty blonde resents getting stuck in traffic because some decrepit, retarded, incontinent communist fouled up the roads with a giant motorcade:
https://is.gd/dKkyW8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (DU+/6)

I could lose a fist full of dollars in that cleavage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (V6f9+)

284 > full-size pickup with a large cargo box on the back

I believe that have some sort of anti-drone jamming gear that takes up a lotta' room and needs a lotta' juice. Not sure it's in that vehicle, but it's in one (or more) of 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (BFigT)

285 all exempt from all of this... because UAW.


Around me most of the public sector unions fought and all lost on clot shot mandates. Which...should make the upcoming decisions on who those unions are going to support in the next elections interesting.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (ESjRY)

286 30% of this country are Marxist America-hating shitstains.

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (ZqYcg)

287 My in-laws are in the hospital with the Rona. MIL has had two IVs for dehydration, and stepfather in law is convulsing. It is bad.

Posted by: Jmel at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (RWHIh)

288 Its been 24 hours and they haven't named him as white. This means he is not white. White School Shooter Rule is if white then that's news.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (ppL7t)

oh yeah, if he was white they'd already have claimed he was wearing a MAGA hat during the shooting.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (trdmm)


He's a baby faced white kid if @Meade Lux Lewis' post from DM is to be believed.

http://bitly.ws/jPvy

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (wAnMi)

289
I could lose a fist full of dollars in that cleavage.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (V6f9+)



I'd lose my face.....for a while.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Anyone got a number for the Average Fuel Economy of that clown parade? I am thinking 9 maybe 10 mpg. I didn't see any Prius or Teslas in that 'little' invasion.

A new Suburban is rated 15 MPG city for the 2 wheel drive gas version, 21 for the diesel. That's of course minus the armor and whatever else they throw on those things for Grandpa Diddlefingers.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (ZGrMX)

291 Since when is being bullied an excuse for murder? Hell everybody gets bullied. I was bullied. That's what God gives you fists for, and what I used them for.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (o2MD2)

292 >>>Brutal: Chris Christie's new book on how to save the Republican Party sold less than 2,300 copies during its first week


Some news talker claimed he wanted to run for POTUS in 2024. Lulz.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (XSRBF)

293 Hands up, who thinks Furries are the best!
---
Dood.

Posted by: Beatoff O'Roarke at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (sWM8x)

294 282 Soon, my pretties.


Soon.
Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (W2Pud)

All cat and no hat- you and SMOD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (csEWM)

295
You need to decompress. Picture yourself in a Sun-dappled glade in the forest, with a babbling brook running through. Just you and the author of one of those anti-Trump memes. Imagine the calm and peacefulness, as you hold his head under water, and the bubbles slowly stop.

Don't you feel better already?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM


* golf flap *

Posted by: Thalidomide Child at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (dQvv7)

296 Identity of the Michigan shooter released:

http://bitly.ws/jPvy

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (sWM8x)

Incell????

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (gmo/4)

297 Dr Fauci, shouldn't we all be tErrIfIeD?

Posted by: micky at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (3byMq)

298 226 Joking Joe's favorability numbers will skyrocket when Dr. Jill installs a pole in the East Wing next to Baby Jesus.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 01:51 PM (BPuaD)


Joe's poll numbers would go up more than a few points if he publicly said a few honest words about the Waukesha Massacre. As likely as Joe being able to say Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers correctly, once out of a thousand tries.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (AMIL/)

299 under water, and the bubbles slowly stop.

Don't you feel better already?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at Decem

OMG, it's amazing how quickly my minds eye can go to that place!

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (2nXUK)

300 Wasn't Omicron the planet Lrrr is from?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (8pN5R)

301 Go back to the "your 4th of July meal is cheaper!" That was their high-water mark and they were so confident of it continuing.

I have a bunch of lefty livs around me at work saying things like, "I'm so happy Trump is gone...but this inflation thing is like really serious. It is temporary right?"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (ESjRY)

302 Beto needs to meet Bun Bun

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (rALOu)

303 276 BREAKING: Dem Rep Peter DeFazio is calling it quits - retires

Another blow to the Dems...
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (5iUNf)

=========

In office since 1987. Chairs the Transportation Committee and founded the Progressive Caucus.

This is not a small retirement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

304 >>>We'll, the first case of Moronic has been confirmed in California.

This almost plays out in my mind like a nature documentary.

"The newsom has just identified an omicron entering his territory. Let's watch to see how he reacts...."

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (T/vhV)

305 OT, I went into a sub shop, ordered, and they asked for a name for the order. I said "Brandon". It took an extra, extra long time to deliver the sub. Hmmm. I wonder if people really named Brandon are having this problem.

I'd be inclined not to eat in restaurants for awhile, at least unless you can see your food at all times.

Posted by: pep at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (ZsR3z)

306 The end usually coincides with them going completely insane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (trdmm)

Yes,but Hitler faced total military defeat and occupation. No surprise he was grasping at straws. Cabal has near total control of critical tools like finance and the media but is STILL panicking.

Why??

Posted by: trev006 at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (EVQVM)

307 If Biden's 3rd thing was stinking up the Vatican, mission accomplished.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (8pN5R)

308 Why does a super green president like Brandon need all those SUVs in his motorcade? OK I can see a couple. But it looks like there were 30-40 vehicles.

If we had an actual media and an actual opposition party, someone would ask this question.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (OalnH)

309
Incell????
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (gmo/4)



Likely....and the whole school seemed to know he was going to snap. Plus, HE POSTED IT ON LINE.

I can't imagine what is motive was and it's a complete SHOCK that he did this........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

310 292 >>>Brutal: Chris Christie's new book on how to save the Republican Party sold less than 2,300 copies during its first week


Some news talker claimed he wanted to run for POTUS in 2024. Lulz.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (XSRBF)

=========

He'll raise at least $5 million. He may spend it all, too, because he's kind of delusional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

311 Another blow to the Dems...
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (5iUNf)


You rang?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 01, 2021 01:59 PM (FJYfm)

312 >>Brutal: Chris Christie's new book on how to save the Republican Party sold less than 2,300 copies during its first week


That's only because they put Ketchup on those and Christie bought them all and ate them for lunch.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 01:59 PM (UKc9b)

313 Welcome back Mannix, was gettin' worried about ya !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2021 01:59 PM (arJlL)

314 "Since when is being bullied an excuse for murder? Hell everybody gets bullied. I was bullied."

When these shooters claim they were bullied, ask them why they didn't shoot the bullies. They just shoot everybody they can, indiscriminately. I hear the kid lawyered up right away. Family not cooperating.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 01:59 PM (qpX6U)

315 So, daddy didn't have a gun safe, nor trigger locks. And apparently, the kids social media posts were off limits. Got it. Good parenting on parade.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (wAnMi)

We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)

316 Possibly, though not from what I've heard here. They sound proud to announce they've taken the clot shot. 3 of my 4 colleagues have doctorates, too. The 4th, I dunno about her. She's an MA, but she might be smarter than that. On the other hand, she's young. So it could go either way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

How often do liberals lie? Do conservatives lie about having firearms when questioned? There is such a thing as socially acceptable answers for difficult questions. Essentially, if you don't witness the shot, expect some strategic duplicity in your colleagues. See for example PA's restatement of its vaxx percentages or white women support for Trump in 2020 actual versus polling.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (9hXN1)

317
The end usually coincides with them going completely insane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (trdmm)

_________

The Soviet Union basically just ground to a halt. The big boys were paralyzed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (blOfo)

318 Gaylord said "me" so many times he sounded like Beaker.

LOL great line. And true.

I had someone on Twitter years ago talking about how egotistical Trump was. And he is, incredibly so. But his greatest moments of ego pale in comparison to the pathological fixation Obama had on himself.

So I sent the guy like 15 images of Obama posing for various events "MLK died, here's a picture of ME by a statue!" and him saying things like "I'm better at every job than everyone who works for me"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

319 Sasse is 2026?! Damn. Thinking that nitwit could survive is depressing.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (V6xwG)

320
We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)



This.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

321 Poles are for strippers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 01:26 PM


Nyet. Russians are for strippers!

Posted by: Vladimir at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (a3Q+t)

322 207 I would like to know what the two reasons that Joe listed for running for president are, but I really do not want to start up the video and have to listen to him ramble. Any one watch and can give the cliff notes?

Posted by: Picric at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (3QnyK)

--------

I assumed it was because Beau died and Jill needed a classier wardrobe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (T1jzx)

323 >>>He'll raise at least $5 million. He may spend it all, too, because he's kind of delusional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Narrator: He'll spend it all on dounts.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (XSRBF)

324
>>>Wasn't Omicron the planet Lrrr is from


Omicron Persei 8

I guess you *could* call Earth "Sol 3"

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (T/vhV)

325 303 276 BREAKING: Dem Rep Peter DeFazio is calling it quits - retires

Another blow to the Dems...
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (5iUNf)

=========

In office since 1987. Chairs the Transportation Committee and founded the Progressive Caucus.

This is not a small retirement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

The DNC has been forcing local machine bosses into retirement. Not sure if related.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (z5Vrg)

326
Philly is at 510, a new league record, and we'll likely hit 550 by year's end. 14-year old kid was shot twenty times Monday.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM


I'm beginning to have the slightest of suspicions that 'Brotherly Love' in Philadelphia is about as real as the tits on "Brandi Love'.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (dQvv7)

327 Didn't Putin make some line about Russia having the hottest hookers?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (ESjRY)

328 Welcome back Mannix, was gettin' worried about ya !
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2021 01:59 PM (arJlL)
++++
Thanks, JT! I disconnected for my entire Thanksgiving break. I did read some comments on my posts, but I was playing with family the whole time. It was totally awesome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (DU+/6)

329 We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)


This.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

This This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (csEWM)

330 308 Why does a super green president like Brandon need all those SUVs in his motorcade? OK I can see a couple. But it looks like there were 30-40 vehicles.

If we had an actual media and an actual opposition party, someone would ask this question.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (OalnH)


Depends in bulk are bulky.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (AMIL/)

331 so, any bets on when the motorcades are unannounced due to spectators throwing bottles?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (ZMraq)

332 Poles are for strippers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 01:26 PM

Nyet. Russians are for strippers!
Posted by: Vladimir at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (a3Q+t)
---------
In Mother Russia, pole strip you!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (AlkyK)

333 We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)


This.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

This This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (csEWM)

This. This. This.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (gmo/4)

334 Daily Mail seems to confirm shooter tried to lure kids to open the door.

https://bit.ly/3Dh8qJU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:02 PM (FVME7)

335 I would like to know what the two reasons that Joe listed for running for president are, but I really do not want to start up the video and have to listen to him ramble. Any one watch and can give the cliff notes?

1) No more mean tweets
2) I'm Joe from Scranton and I'm here to help the working class, because I'm just like you

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2021 02:02 PM (ZGrMX)

336 Thanks, JT! I disconnected for my entire Thanksgiving break. I did read some comments on my posts, but I was playing with family the whole time. It was totally awesome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Nice !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2021 02:02 PM (arJlL)

337 That's correct. I just bought one and it sux ! and I'm returning it.
I can fart with more authority !
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (arJlL)


It's really sad how bad air rifles have gotten - at least low-mid priced ones. I wish I had my old Webley - maybe my ex didn't toss it - but doubt I can find replacement seals.

I have a relatively new Benjamin that's ok, but it doesn't have iron sights, rather a scope - which is as I learned stupid for the purpose. Too hard to quickly sight target (squirrel) and not particularly accurate. Doesn't seem to be any way to replace except another scope. Maybe I'll look for an inexpensive open reticle red dot. Still overkill for a pellet rifle.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 02:02 PM (wAnMi)

338 Yes,but Hitler faced total military defeat and occupation. No surprise he was grasping at straws. Cabal has near total control of critical tools like finance and the media but is STILL panicking.

Why??
Posted by: trev006 at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (EVQVM)

Because they only have nominal control - nothing is working the way they thought it was supposed to. They have "control" of finance - and yet inflation is soaring, supply chain is screwed up, nothing is working right. They have control of media - but everyone now thinks that media is a joke, and no one listens to anything they say. All their plans "worked" they thought, everything was supposed to be going smoothly - and yet nothing is. and they have no idea why, and it is driving them out of their minds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:02 PM (trdmm)

339 My Grandson is 8 years old, his 3rd grade football team won the state championship, he got a ring for it, and he just killed his first deer with a rifle I built, and he is a straight 'A' student.

No, I ain't braggin'...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (o2MD2)

340 This busty blonde resents getting stuck in traffic because some decrepit, retarded, incontinent communist fouled up the roads with a giant motorcade:
https://is.gd/dKkyW8
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 01:49 PM (DU+/6)

Picture yourself in a sun-dappled cleavage in traffic, with a hot blonde driving. Just you and her. Imagine the calm and peacefulness, as you begin motorboating her . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (4I/2K)

341
We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)

This. I don't understand why now?. There's always been bullies. I wish the media would quit plastering their names and pics everywhere.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (2nXUK)

342 Likely....and the whole school seemed to know he was going to snap. Plus, HE POSTED IT ON LINE.

I can't imagine what is motive was and it's a complete SHOCK that he did this........
Posted by: Sponge

But not to worry - the school's communication three weeks ago said 'experts' and 'top men' were on it and the rumors are just a big nothing.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (mD/uy)

343 302 Beto needs to meet Bun Bun
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (rALOu)

That rabbit is dangerous, yo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (V6f9+)

344 My Grandson is 8 years old, his 3rd grade football team won the state championship, he got a ring for it, and he just killed his first deer with a rifle I built, and he is a straight 'A' student.

No, I ain't braggin'...
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (o2MD2)



Yes you are.....

AND YOU SHOULD!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

345 339 My Grandson is 8 years old, his 3rd grade football team won the state championship, he got a ring for it, and he just killed his first deer with a rifle I built, and he is a straight 'A' student.

No, I ain't braggin'...
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (o2MD2)

Congrats man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (csEWM)

346 I ran for President 'cause I was tired of driving 18-wheelers for a living.

- Road Kill Joe

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (gmo/4)

347 That.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

348 Hi Anna Puma!

* twerks tail *

Posted by: Brony Bro at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (a3Q+t)

349
This stupid cunt.

Fake "justice" sotomayor says unborn babies (she calls them fetuses) cannot feel pain nor consciousness -- no viability until 23 weeks.

Does this stupid asshole know that babies are born very "prematurely" and survive quite often?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 02:04 PM (xuD+S)

350 "I assumed it was because Beau died and Jill needed a classier wardrobe."

Reason #3, which was omitted, was because he needed to be in place to pardon Hunter if things went south with the laptop.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:04 PM (B0mGw)

351 247 Identity of the Michigan shooter released:

http://bitly.ws/jPvy
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 01, 2021 01:53 PM (sWM8x)

Oh dear lord...that poor kid.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 01, 2021 02:04 PM (BgMrQ)

352 When these shooters claim they were bullied, ask them why they didn't shoot the bullies. They just shoot everybody they can, indiscriminately.

This bears repeating. Kids have been bullied, sometimes unmercifully for as long as there have been kids. Until very recently, nobody took a gun to school and started hunting people. Bullying is not the cause. Its bad and should stop, but its not the reason.

Bullying might have been the final catalyst that pushed an insane person to do evil, but that wasn't the cause.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:04 PM (KZzsI)

353 We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)


No shit. My dad had all his hunting rifles in a glass cabinet. Handguns in a drawer. Got my .22 at 7, before my Daisy! Learned gun safety early. Also knew I'd be crippled for life if I ever touched any of those guns. Somehow, I even brought my shotgun to junior high for the shooting club with other kids, and the only thing we ever shot (or tried to) was skeet.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 02:04 PM (wAnMi)

354 It takes 5-6 SUVs just to hold the pants for changing time....

Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 02:04 PM (CYnTg)

355 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center thinks presdent obama shoulds do something about this insult to are Presdent. Presdent Bidum is trying so hard on trying to fix the Trump mess.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (otFiP)

356 We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone.

A core part of logicial reasoning that used to be taught, was when some output changed, it was likely due to a change in the input.

So in old "Andy Griffith" America kids didn't shoot each other. The left first tried to argue gun ownership was a new thing in America (seriously), and when that failed, they just sort of pretend that there is nothing we can learn from the past in why there are school shooting now - we just have to ban guns.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (ESjRY)

357 Biden can't go anywhere that the general public is present: football game, baseball game, Christmas parade. Guaranteed the crowd will start chanting LGB. Just like Ceaucescu.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (IKy84)

358
Picture yourself in a sun-dappled cleavage in traffic, with a hot blonde driving. Just you and her. Imagine the calm and peacefulness, as you begin motorboating her . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (4I/2K)



That scene in The Chase where the car is flying in the clouds and the hot chick mounts Sheen......

This song is playing.

https://youtu.be/vpH1fOMIZxk?t=17

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

359
This. This. This.
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (gmo/4)

___

That?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (OalnH)

360 159 I throw up a little in my mouth every time I hear Biden speak about decency.
______

Yep, the man is utter scum, and his tongue should spontaneously ignite anytime the word "decency" rolls off it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (k4dH2)

361 327 Didn't Putin make some line about Russia having the hottest hookers?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (ESjRY)

From my personal experience, he's right.
Polish and Ukranians are a close second.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (V6f9+)

362 OT, I went into a sub shop, ordered, and they asked for a name for the order. I said "Brandon". It took an extra, extra long time to deliver the sub. Hmmm. I wonder if people really named Brandon are having this problem.

-
Should change their name to something more popular like Adolph.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (FVME7)

363 I feel a bit of a broken record but I am deeply disturbed by the apparent coordination/shared agenda in all the big tech companies announcing new speech/publication restrictions in the same 48 hour period.

Google is now sending out all kinds of notices about how they're going to enforce their "community guidelines" in Yootoob and all Google products. Twitter's new CEO is making his new Agenda (the old one, on steroids) more public. And facebook is now announcing how they will now take further action to limit "unsafe" posts the violate their "community guidelines."

Depending on the exact metric, the top 5 grossing companies in the world include Apple, Alphabet (Google), and Facebook. The only others in the top 10 are Chinese, Saudi Aramco and an honorable mention for JP Morgan (who does extensive business with the CCP, of course).

Joe Biden is a useless piece of Biden. But its Big Tech that has by the balls.

Posted by: Zek at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (OzNIz)

364 Picture yourself in a sun-dappled cleavage in traffic, with a hot blonde driving. Just you and her. Imagine the calm and peacefulness, as you begin motorboating her . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM


Are there freckles that need counting?

Asking for the 'rons.

Posted by: J. Random Moron at December 01, 2021 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

365 Joe's reasons for running:
1. My father was a mailman
2. I've been a great governor for Ohio
3. Wait...I might be plagiarizing again.

Posted by: Wally at December 01, 2021 02:06 PM (FJYfm)

366 Picture yourself in a sun-dappled cleavage in traffic, with a hot blonde driving. Just you and her. Imagine the calm and peacefulness, as you begin motorboating her . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet

Careful - remember what happened to Michael in the driveway re: "The World According to Garp"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 02:06 PM (mD/uy)

367 Trafalgar Poll: Biden's Approval Is Now Down to... 36.3%

The way we see it, he's well over 36%!

Posted by: The MFM at December 01, 2021 02:06 PM (1vynn)

368 This. I don't understand why now?. There's always been bullies. I wish the media would quit plastering their names and pics everywhere.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (2nXUK)

Because you have taken away the normal male response. We kick the shit out of each other. We talk shit, we get punched. We punch the other guy. We work out our ID.

Dudes are BUILT different. Trying to force a square peg in a round hole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 02:06 PM (csEWM)

369 Omicron arrives in the US!

Earl is down.

Posted by: I mean at December 01, 2021 02:06 PM (HWbuD)

370 Does this stupid asshole know that babies are born very "prematurely" and survive quite often?

Maybe, maybe not. For her, it doesn't matter. Abortion is one of the sacraments of the leftist religion, so it must be preserved, unrestricted, and even encouraged. The facts are utterly irrelevant. Scientists could prove beyond any reasonable doubt that unborn babies are sentient, human persons who feel pain and fear, and the left would simply not give a damn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

371 367 Trafalgar Poll: Biden's Approval Is Now Down to... 36.3%

The way we see it, he's well over 36%!
Posted by: The MFM at December 01, 2021 02:06 PM (1vynn)

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Just shy of 50%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

372 BREAKING: Dem Rep Peter DeFazio is calling it quits - retires
Another blow to the Dems...
Posted by: Boswell at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (5iUNf)


WTF, he's in Oregon, he could keep that seat if he died and was taxidermied.

POS lying bastard who needs a lot of things, but it is not an embattled seat in any way shape or form

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (ZMraq)

373 Heck. We had guns at our high school every hunting season. Just about every car or PU in the parking lot had a gun in it.

Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (gmo/4)

374 All I can find today is 'Crosman', which looks and feels wrong.

Nope. It's always been Crosman with one n. I have boxes older than I am with that spelling.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (nfrXX)

375
"Counselor, there's so much that's not in the Constitution."

Context: this dumb cunt, sotomayor, is making the point that it's up to the Court to "reasonably" fill in the blanks. In other words, the Constitution says and doesn't say whatever the Court deems so.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (xuD+S)

376 Picture yourself in a sun-dappled cleavage in traffic, with a hot blonde driving. Just you and her. Imagine the calm and peacefulness, as you begin motorboating her . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet


Alternate lyrics to "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (s2VJv)

377 354 It takes 5-6 SUVs just to hold the pants for changing time....
Posted by: steevy at December 01, 2021 02:04 PM (CYnTg)

I once went on a carriage ride. They need to have a catcher like that horse had.

Romantic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (csEWM)

378 >> Does this stupid asshole know that babies are born very "prematurely" and survive quite often?


She only knows that her vagina smells like week old Mole.

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (UKc9b)

379 372 WTF, he's in Oregon, he could keep that seat if he died and was taxidermied.

POS lying bastard who needs a lot of things, but it is not an embattled seat in any way shape or form
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (ZMraq)

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He doesn't want to be in the minority to finish out his career, and he figures that to stay in the House as a Democrat is to remain in the minority for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

380 81 million votes folks, most ever. Everyone loves FJB.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (2NHgQ)

381 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center has a 100% support rating for Presdent Bidum.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (otFiP)

382 Biden's welcome in Minnesota today:

I hope they had a porta-potty in that motorcade.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (1vynn)

383 363 I feel a bit of a broken record but I am deeply disturbed by the apparent coordination/shared agenda in all the big tech companies announcing new speech/publication restrictions in the same 48 hour period.

Google is now sending out all kinds of notices about how they're going to enforce their "community guidelines" in Yootoob and all Google products. Twitter's new CEO is making his new Agenda (the old one, on steroids) more public. And facebook is now announcing how they will now take further action to limit "unsafe" posts the violate their "community guidelines."

Depending on the exact metric, the top 5 grossing companies in the world include Apple, Alphabet (Google), and Facebook. The only others in the top 10 are Chinese, Saudi Aramco and an honorable mention for JP Morgan (who does extensive business with the CCP, of course).

Joe Biden is a useless piece of Biden. But its Big Tech that has by the balls.
Posted by: Zek at December 01, 2021 02:05 PM (OzNIz)

The pre-eminence of Silicon Valley in the administration is not so well received in New York City's halls of power. Whether that'll ever amount to anything remains to be seen.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (z5Vrg)

384 She only knows that her vagina smells like week old Mole.

Gaia do I hate that smell.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (ESjRY)

385 We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)


But you probably didn't have an AR-15. And those evil things just go crazy on their own, like that SUV in Wisconsin that mowed down those people

Posted by: Wally at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (FJYfm)

386 You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason into unfortuantely.

Posted by: 18-1

Until they flip out and claim they were being lied to. At some point, most people crack when reality hits them brutally in the face and then the only release to blame someone else for it.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (9hXN1)

387 each other. We talk shit, we get punched. We punch the other guy. We work out our ID.

Dudes are BUILT different. Trying to force a square peg in a round hole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at Decemb

There is something going on, you have a really good point. I also suspect drugging all the kids isn't a great idea either.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (2nXUK)

388 Biden only looks at his approval rating among Democrats. He thinks he's doing great.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM (gFCzd)

389 I kinda heard about a shooting but had no idea about the details. It didn't seem to make much noise in the MSM either.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:09 PM (OalnH)

390 Why isn't Droolin' Joe's motorcade 100% electric?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:09 PM (o2MD2)

391 This. I don't understand why now?. There's always been bullies. I wish the media would quit plastering their names and pics everywhere.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 02:03 PM (2nXUK)


I have no idea what I'd have done if there was social media. Back when I was a kid, you left the bullies and went home. Or, they'd find you on the street. But now it seems since kids are as one with their tablets, bullies can follow you home and invade everything you try to do. We've created a generation of sociopaths.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 02:09 PM (wAnMi)

392 36.3% = 25%

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 01, 2021 02:09 PM (Ls/45)

393 This speech was not a teleprompter failure! The words were there, slowly scrolling.

Joe's attention span was the problem.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at December 01, 2021 02:09 PM (9ZHSu)

394 LOL

Nice strong clapping there by some apparatchik.

I am not fooled.
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When I linked that last night and video of unmasked Joe walking amongst the plebeians 5 seconds later from Benny Johnson, I too noted that the "clapping" was so loud it was drowning out Joe speaking. It was just so natural! Not forced or faked at all.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 01, 2021 02:09 PM (UHVv4)

395 All their plans "worked" they thought, everything was supposed to be going smoothly - and yet nothing is. and they have no idea why, and it is driving them out of their minds.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:02 PM (trdmm)

One idea is that they genuinely thought MBS and Putin were pussies who would kowtow to Biden.

My theory, which I believe more than ever, is that this is ultra short term crippling of America before WWIII.

Posted by: trev006 at December 01, 2021 02:09 PM (EVQVM)

396 he's in Oregon, he could keep that seat if he died and was taxidermied.

Whoever is in charge is cleaning house and solidifying their hold by dumping the old dinosaurs out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:09 PM (KZzsI)

397
81 million votes folks, most ever. Everyone loves FJB.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM


The way I see it, 61 million folks cast 81 million votes.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (dQvv7)

398 Fauci: Thank you all and remember 'I AM SCIENCE'.


Anyone going to ask him when he's going to resign prior to the indictment? Haha.

Posted by: micky at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (3byMq)

399 Isn't it "Hail to the Thief"?

I'm thinking it can be reworked to "Hell, No, Thief!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (1vynn)

400 Biden only looks at his approval rating among Democrats. He thinks he's doing great.

Good news Joe, the new M part in the LBTQ+ alliance loves you, especially the outreach you did with Ashley!

Posted by: The Dem liason to the MAP community at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (ESjRY)

401 287 My in-laws are in the hospital with the Rona. MIL has had two IVs for dehydration, and stepfather in law is convulsing. It is bad.
Posted by: Jmel at December 01, 2021 01:57 PM (RWHIh)

You must find ivermectin and deliver it to them now. It's the only thing that saved my dad. Sneak into the hospital if you have to.

Posted by: Tums Festival at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (YxyYj)

402 She only knows that her vagina smells like week old Mole.

Sexual chocolate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (Y5qcH)

403 "That scene in The Chase where the car is flying in the clouds and the hot chick mounts Sheen......"

That hot chick is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Show some respect.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (B0mGw)

404 I have a relatively new Benjamin that's ok, but it doesn't have iron sights, rather a scope - which is as I learned stupid for the purpose. Too hard to quickly sight target (squirrel) and not particularly accurate. Doesn't seem to be any way to replace except another scope. Maybe I'll look for an inexpensive open reticle red dot. Still overkill for a pellet rifle.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 02:02 PM (wAnMi)

I like airguns. The lower priced good rifles are "springers".. RWS Diana is one of the best. Springers eat scopes. Gots to pay up.
Next are the compressed air rifles. I'm not up to spending that kid of money yet.

Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (KklUr)

405 Benny
@bennyjohnson
Ideal Supreme Court

https://tinyurl.com/4bxwbjct

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (NpAcC)

406 "We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone."

I appreciate the sentiment, but don't forget that your disciplined kids have undisciplined friends who visit. One boy alone may follow the rules he's been taught, but when you get three unsupervised boys together, they will often find mischief.

I think it's a good idea to keep stored guns at home locked up, if for no other reason than I don't want to come home someday and get shot by one of my own guns by an intruder. (Nota Bene: Carrying on your body at home is fine, and I recommend it.)

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (qpX6U)

407
The way I see it, 61 million folks cast 81 million votes.


If you presume there wasn't a major uptick in actual votes cast my eligible voters in 2020 over 2016 that's about the number you get for Biden.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (ESjRY)

408 and yet nothing is. and they have no idea why, and it is driving them out of their minds

And they are terrified, living daily in wracking fear of the Wuhan Flu and dying. And they are enraged to the point of insanity that they believe they are the new Greatest Generation fighting the GREAT WAR OF OUR TIMES against infection and so many Americans will not play along with the scenario running in their brains.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

409 Women can be extremely funny. But they are uniformly terrible at telling jokes.
Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021


***
I will give La Sociopath this, she was not only a good actress (she fooled me for 5 years) but a natural comedienne. She could tell jokes, both clean and dirty, and quite well. Imagine a combo of Jan Smithers and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (txdEq)

410 Beto needs to meet Bun Bun
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (rALOu)


Just wait until the robo-calls start going out . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (ZMraq)

411 Joe is a minor attracted person

Posted by: Ashley Biden at December 01, 2021 02:12 PM (9ZHSu)

412 Moronic...
delta omicron = "media control"

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 01, 2021 02:12 PM (UHVv4)

413 "Women can be extremely funny."

I laugh at them all the time.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:12 PM (B0mGw)

414 390 Why isn't Droolin' Joe's motorcade 100% electric?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:09 PM (o2MD2)
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I want to know why he (and Newsom) aren't riding bikes, or at least taking public transportation ("Next stop, please.").

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

415 Joe is a minor attracted person

LIES ALL LIES. Oh, here's your diary back where you said that Ashley.

BUT REMEMBER ITS ALL LIES!

Posted by: The FBI at December 01, 2021 02:13 PM (ESjRY)

416 Wasn't Omicron the planet Lrrr is from?
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No.
Omicron Persei is the star.
Omicron Persei 8 is the planet.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 01, 2021 02:13 PM (jIL4c)

417
That hot chick is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Show some respect.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (B0mGw)


Mea Culpa.....

*smashes hand with 4 lb drilling hammer*

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

418 the new robo calls are voice activated and can keep something of a conversation going. Generally I start asking if they are a computer, and then if they respond I ask "what color is green"

The best response from a puzzled telemarketer was ". . . um, when you mix yellow and blue?"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2021 02:13 PM (ZMraq)

419 Joe Biden is a useless piece of Biden. But its Big Tech that has by the balls.

Posted by: Zek

You are mistaking market value for actual political clout. Big Tech employs relatively few Americans and is increasingly hated by both the left and right. Probably they will be broken up or made into regulated public utilities making their erstwhile techlords wealthy but shorn of the ability to fight off or buy new competitors. Each ratchet that they take makes that more and more likely.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 02:13 PM (9hXN1)

420 Since when is being bullied an excuse for murder? Hell everybody gets bullied. I was bullied. That's what God gives you fists for, and what I used them for.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

It isn't. Just looking at his pictures from the DM article, there is a lot going on with this kid and my gut tells me none of it was good. He has that Angel-Demonic face going and it is creepy.

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2021 02:13 PM (oiNtH)

421
134 year old Chuck Grassley goes on Senate floor and calls for investigation into biden's family ties to china.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (xuD+S)

422 That hot chick is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Show some respect.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (B0mGw)
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Mea Culpa.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks
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Man, she still looks good. I get a little giddy watching her.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (B0mGw)

423 Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (NpAcC)
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I pray for Justice Thomas all the time. We can't lose him, he's our best judge by far. Alito is pretty good. But after those two...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (9ZHSu)

424 Every presstitute is bringing up Mark Meadows book and how Trump new he was positive for Covid before debating him, therefore putting Biden in danger.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (NpAcC)

425 Reason #3, which was omitted, was because he needed to be in place to pardon Hunter if things went south with the laptop.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:04 PM (B0mGw)

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I recall some theories here during 2020 that he only ran to buy some time and cover against suspected prosecution for all the obvious family crimes. Never expected to win be installed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (/qDEs)

426 Joe is a minor attracted person

Well the left managed to get a homosexual and apparently a transexual or at least hermaphrodite into the white house, and now a pedo. What corruption is on their minds next? A guy who is romantically involved with a sheep?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

427 It's all fine and good that in the olden days dad had guns everywhere in the house and kids knew to stay away.

In today's world, that's irresponsible.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (OalnH)

428 81 million votes folks, most ever. Everyone loves FJB.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 01, 2021 02:08 PM

No, that's... no. I reject your premise completely.

Posted by: Ray Romano at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (uhPTO)

429 375
"Counselor, there's so much that's not in the Constitution."

Context: this dumb cunt, sotomayor, is making the point that it's up to the Court to "reasonably" fill in the blanks. In other words, the Constitution says and doesn't say whatever the Court deems so.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (xuD+S)


The Mississippi AG should have replied, "Justice, with all due respect, have you ever heard of the Tenth Amendment?"

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (AMIL/)

430
Ceausescu learned that even if voting doesn't matter. disapproval can be shown in other ways.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 01:37 PM (z5Vrg)

----

Walking into the Capitol invited by police who helpfully hold doors open and disable magnetic locks: monstrous

Trying to mob and burn the White House when Trump was there: The Miracle of Democracy.

Joey escaping from DC in a helicopter that narrowly clears a sea of pitchforks: what's next.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (RnuF+)

431 Sarah Michelle Gellar > Kristy Swanson

Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (ESjRY)

432 134 year old Chuck Grassley goes on Senate floor and calls for investigation into biden's family ties to china.

What tipped him off?

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 02:15 PM (1vynn)

433 I want to know why he (and Newsom) aren't riding bikes, or at least taking public transportation ("Next stop, please.").
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

__

And why did he fly to MN in an evil gas guzzling 747? Surely he could have taken the train instead.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (OalnH)

434 "Well the left managed to get a homosexual and apparently a transexual or at least hermaphrodite into the white house, and now a pedo"

And I hate to be Debbie Downer, but SOMEONE is bringing their children to Drag Day at the Library.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (B0mGw)

435
Well the left managed to get a homosexual and apparently a transexual or at least hermaphrodite into the white house,


I've seen pictures of Barry and Big Mike from when they were young and damn but does "she" look like a guy.

But...pretty sure those are her kids.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (ESjRY)

436 Man, she still looks good. I get a little giddy watching her.

She looked a lot more like a cheerleader than the TV show girl. She wasn't bad but not really my idea of a ditzy cheerleader that had to grow up and learn to fight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

437 431 Sarah Michelle Gellar > Kristy Swanson
Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (ESjRY)

As if this was open to doubt...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (BgMrQ)

438 still have...checks calendar...about 3 more years of this shit. BBB has amnesty and 90,000 new IRS agents to do God knows what. And they're never going to stop trying.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (ZZK0E)

439 Anyone know what former NFL Assistant Coach Stan Kwan died of? He was 54. He was the 49'ers & Detroit special teams coach.

Funny how no one is saying what he died from, but the news is trumpeting how Anti-vaccine televangelist Marcus Lamb died of coof at 64.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (DjPkW)

440 Let's Go Brandon

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (+ldAm)

441 -----
Man, she still looks good. I get a little giddy watching her.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (B0mGw)



I'm not arguing.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

442 "Sarah Michelle Gellar > Kristy Swanson"

I will cut you.

Leave Gellar where she belongs: Grinding on her stepbrother, high on coke.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (B0mGw)

443 134 year old Chuck Grassley goes on Senate floor and calls for investigation into biden's family ties to china.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (xuD+S)

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If an old fart farts in the Senate and nobody hears it, did it really happen?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (bgsHv)

444 Chuck Grassley goes on Senate floor and calls for investigation into biden's family ties to china.

___

Oh man Biden is in trouble now!! An investigation that will take 3 years and produce a 700 page report is gonna be a GAME CHANGER!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (OalnH)

445 What color is a green orange, dickhead?

Posted by: captain kirk talking to a dangerous A.I. computer at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (UHVv4)

446 "Wasn't Omicron the planet Lrrr is from?"

No, it's the company that designed and built the ED-209.

I hear so many people pronounce it "Omnicron" and "Omnicon."

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (qpX6U)

447 134 year old Chuck Grassley goes on Senate floor and calls for investigation into biden's family ties to china.

What tipped him off?
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 02:15 PM (1vynn)

They needed to film a campaign commercial, and you can only move a decrepit old man so far.

Posted by: Wally at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (FJYfm)

448 I like airguns. The lower priced good rifles are "springers".. RWS Diana is one of the best. Springers eat scopes. Gots to pay up.
Next are the compressed air rifles. I'm not up to spending that kid of money yet.
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (KklUr)


Benjamin is compressed air, so was my Webley. For some reason, the old Webley was much easier to cock and amazingly powerful. I used to be able to take out the big balloons at a car lot 750 feet away with those little cone pellets. Since my primary target is squirrels in my backyard, I need to find a nice, bright scope that's good for 50-100 feet. I'm not 100% sure about the consistent accuracy of this thing - need to take it someplace I can test longer. Afraid the feral cat feeding Karens will spazz if they see me shooting in the backyard.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (wAnMi)

449 431 Sarah Michelle Gellar > Kristy Swanson

____

Is it April Fools day?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (OalnH)

450 But...pretty sure those are her kids.
Posted by: Obligatory

Who was the father?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (mD/uy)

451 It's kind of fun to look around the net and see the Left's reaction to the days Oral Arguments in the Mississippi case. They seem to all agree that the case is already lost for them.

I think Roberts, politician that he is, will end up signing on to the winning side, just because that's what he does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (trdmm)

452 A person in California has been identified as the first person to have the Moronic Variant.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (DjPkW)

453 445 What color is a green orange, dickhead?
Posted by: captain kirk talking to a dangerous A.I. computer at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (UHVv4)

...Sonobi

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 01, 2021 02:18 PM (BgMrQ)

454 An investigation that will take 3 years and produce a 700 page report is gonna be a GAME CHANGER!!

But it might make a jumped up lawyer really rich by throwing unlimited money at them for years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

455 429 375
"Counselor, there's so much that's not in the Constitution."
Context: this dumb cunt, sotomayor, is making the point that it's up to the Court to "reasonably" fill in the blanks. In other words, the Constitution says and doesn't say whatever the Court deems so.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (xuD+S)
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The Mississippi AG should have replied, "Justice, with all due respect, have you ever heard of the Tenth Amendment?"
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (AMIL/)
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The 10th Amendment? Forget that! Just read her the first sentence of Article 1 of the Constitution.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 02:18 PM (9ZHSu)

456 I lie about gun ownership all the time. Anyone who asks, unless they're a fellow gun hobbyist, gets nothing but lies.

We had a garage sale last year, or maybe early this year, I don't remember, and some random old dude showed up and started quizzing us about whether we had guns and what caliber and whether we did reloading. It was bizarre. I don't know if he was an informer for the feds or what. (my husband thinks he was just trying to get stuff cheap to resell for profit, but he came off as way sleazier than that to me) (and obviously, we told him nothing)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 01, 2021 02:18 PM (8548M)

457 451 It's kind of fun to look around the net and see the Left's reaction to the days Oral Arguments in the Mississippi case. They seem to all agree that the case is already lost for them.

I think Roberts, politician that he is, will end up signing on to the winning side, just because that's what he does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (trdmm)

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He'll try to moderate the winning opinion, narrowing it as much as possible because that's what he does.

I hope against hope that there's a strong enough majority without him that he can't do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

458 207 I would like to know what the two reasons that Joe listed for running for president are, but I really do not want to start up the video and have to listen to him ramble. Any one watch and can give the cliff notes?
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(1) Joe the Adulterer, Child Molester, Dad who Showered with Young Daughter, Father of Druggy scumbag grifter kids, Grandfather of Arkansas DNA-verified baby he won't even acknowledge exists, VP who got his rocks off strutting around naked in front of his female SS agents, Big Guy who demands a 10% off-the-top cut of his brothers' and sons' influence-peddling scams . . . decided to run for president because he felt the need to "restore decency and dignity to the nation."

(2) Ordinary Joe, who has raked in millions from his decades-long grift using his sons and brothers to sell favors and the influence of his various public offices, and who owns a multi-million dollar Delaware compound, as well as a multi-million dollars beachfront residence, a multi-million dollar mansion in Ireland, etc., . . . decided to run for president because he is one of the working class and he felt the common man needed a stand-up guy like Joe to speak for them!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 02:18 PM (k4dH2)

459 All I can find today is 'Crosman', which looks and feels wrong.

Nope. It's always been Crosman with one n. I have boxes older than I am with that spelling.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2021 02:07 PM (nfrXX)

Now I'm even more sure I'm in the wrong timeline.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:19 PM (V6f9+)

460 What corruption is on their minds next? A guy who is romantically involved with a sheep?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021


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Baaad idea!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:19 PM (txdEq)

461 I'm not 100% sure about the consistent accuracy of this thing -

If you touch holes at 30 yds... you're good.

Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 02:19 PM (KklUr)

462 What corruption is on their minds next? A guy who is romantically involved with a sheep?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021


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They'll get everyone back into the fold.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:19 PM (txdEq)

463 I'm at the point with him that I can't even stand to click on that video to watch him fail himself. It's elder abuse.

Posted by: Scott M at December 01, 2021 02:19 PM (6BsDh)

464 What color is a green orange, dickhead?
Posted by: captain kirk talking to a dangerous A.I. computer at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (UHVv4)

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4 Lac

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 02:19 PM (kTF2Z)

465 Speaking of funny women . . .

National Women's Law Center
@nwlc
Rise and shine! Today's the day, and it's time to show that abortion is love

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All you need is love!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:20 PM (FVME7)

466 I think Roberts, politician that he is, will end up signing on to the winning side, just because that's what he does

Guarantee that Roberts will never, ever vote to overrule Roe v Wade at any level, because that is a major cultural and legal change and he believes the SCOTUS should never make those kind of changes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

467 I hear so many people pronounce it "Omnicron" and "Omnicon."
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (qpX6U)


Guilty. But then again, I'm not smart.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 02:20 PM (Ez6QX)

468 I think Roberts, politician that he is, will end up signing on to the winning side, just because that's what he does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (trdmm)
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If you mean keeps Roe, then yes. Because that's what he will do.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 02:20 PM (9ZHSu)

469 Well the left managed to get a homosexual and apparently a transexual or at least hermaphrodite into the white house, and now a pedo. What corruption is on their minds next? A guy who is romantically involved with a sheep?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

So you're thinking Beto?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 02:20 PM (z5Vrg)

470 "that is a major cultural and legal change and he believes the SCOTUS should never make those kind of changes."

*clears throat*

Um. Excuse me?

Posted by: It's a Tax! at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (B0mGw)

471 and yet nothing is. and they have no idea why, and it is driving them out of their minds

And they are terrified, living daily in wracking fear of the Wuhan Flu and dying. And they are enraged to the point of insanity that they believe they are the new Greatest Generation fighting the GREAT WAR OF OUR TIMES against infection and so many Americans will not play along with the scenario running in their brains.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:11 PM (KZzsI)
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They have no faith in God, and as such fear what is coming more and more. I'm not here to say you must believe in God to not go whackadoodle as you get closer to the end; but when you lose perspective of what the gift of life is, and how you are to share it; you start going off the deep end. Afraid of every little thing. You cling to life, and naturally lash out at those things you feel threaten it.

They have forgotten that life has always been a terminal diagnosis. Lamenting that fact is a bad way to experience whatever time you have.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (V6xwG)

472 If you touch holes at 30 yds... you're good.
Posted by: MkY at December 01, 2021 02:19 PM (KklUr)

This is about me, isn't it...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (BgMrQ)

473 Moronic is going to be AWESOME! Now instead of waiting for an actual fever or serious symptom to set in before you are barred from going anywhere it will be *any* cold like symptoms! This is going to be FUN!!! come allergy season.

Posted by: mikethemoose at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (T/vhV)

474 Oh man Biden is in trouble now!! An investigation that will take 3 years and produce a 700 page report is gonna be a GAME CHANGER!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (OalnH)


Never fear! I'll get to the bottom of this.
-- Lindsay Graham

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (AiZBA)

475 I appreciate the sentiment, but don't forget that your disciplined kids have undisciplined friends who visit.

Agreed. However, I always told my kids that if they wanted to see or handle any of my guns, all they had to do was ask. If at all possible, I would drop whatever I was doing to get the guns out, show them how to clear and verify clear, and let them handle them. My son had one friend whose mom was what we now call a Karen. She probably would have sh*t a brick if she knew what her kid was doing at my house* but hopefully I was able to demystify some stuff for him.

* besides handling guns, I taught him how to throw a knife and start a fire.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (nfrXX)

476 "The notion that anything in the Constitution prevents States from passing laws prohibiting the dismembering of a living child is implausible"
--Clarence Thomas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

477 >>National Women's Law Center
@nwlc
Rise and shine! Today's the day, and it's time to show that abortion is love


Weird. You'd think they would feel pretty bad about scrambling Love's brains and then cleaning up the mess with a Wet/Dry Vac?

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (UKc9b)

478 Leave Gellar where she belongs: Grinding on her stepbrother, high on coke.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (B0mGw)

I need to go check out her filmography again, clearly. Whew.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (V6f9+)

479 Guarantee that Roberts will never, ever vote to overrule Roe v Wade at any level, because that is a major cultural and legal change and he believes the SCOTUS should never make those kind of changes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

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But scotus created Roe. So wouldn't overturning it really be undoing what he professes to oppose?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:21 PM (OalnH)

480 Everyone who disapproves of FJB is racist because he has a black vp.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (DRBE4)

481 I assumed Graham was always on the bottom.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (B0mGw)

482 446 "Wasn't Omicron the planet Lrrr is from?"

No, it's the company that designed and built the ED-209.

I hear so many people pronounce it "Omnicron" and "Omnicon."
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (qpX6U)

Omni and cron is latin right? Makes sense we'd default more to recognizing that than greek.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (z5Vrg)

483 That hot chick is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Show some respect.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:10 PM (B0mGw)

Mea Culpa.....

*smashes hand with 4 lb drilling hammer*
Posted by: Sponge


Sonofabitch! Next time smash your own hand!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (DjPkW)

484 You can tell that Grassley isn't serious because he didn't send a letter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (kTF2Z)

485 "I need to go check out her filmography again, clearly."

Cruel Intentions. Not a bad flick, although it's probably more teeney-bopper than I remember.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (B0mGw)

486 >>> I hear so many people pronounce it "Omnicron" and "Omnicon."

Oh my Kron!

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (UnQlg)

487 I think Roberts, politician that he is, will end up signing on to the winning side, just because that's what he does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (trdmm)
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If you mean keeps Roe, then yes. Because that's what he will do.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 02:20 PM (9ZHSu)
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He'll be writing for the minority. Biden drove Kavanaugh and Barrett into Thomas' waiting arms. Robert's no longer controls the court.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (V6xwG)

488 Someone should tell Grassley that taking bribes from China is an impeachable offense and something congress could just go ahead an impeach him over without a three year investigation.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (ESjRY)

489 Oh wait, Cruel Intentions.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:23 PM (V6f9+)

490 Black JEM @ 471, very well said.

Posted by: skywch at December 01, 2021 02:23 PM (sKjat)

491 ". . . forgets the third reason."

Well, what did you expect, some sort of Biden Exposition?

Come on man, no one expects the Biden Exposition!

Its three weapons are stuttering, blithering incompetency, and . . . you know . . . the thing!

Posted by: Sam at December 01, 2021 02:23 PM (ohyxL)

492 * besides handling guns, I taught him how to throw a knife and start a fire.
Posted by: Oddbob

It's like teaching the grands to spit, swear and flick a cigarette butt 10 yards with just two fingers.

The old ways are the best.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2021 02:23 PM (mD/uy)

493 Cruel Intentions. Not a bad flick, although it's probably more teeney-bopper than I remember.

A retelling of Dangerous Liaisons IIRC.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:23 PM (ESjRY)

494 Um. Excuse me?
Posted by: It's a Tax!


That was an established, passed law, and Roberts does not believe that the Supreme Court should be in the business of making big major changes in what is established and passed by the other branches of government. Its that simple.

Of course he's also fixated on his legacy and how history will judge him as well, but I think he's so bubbled he is not aware of how totally that ship has sailed.

Once you figure this out, every decision the man makes is predictable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

495 My High School had a shooting range in the basement

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2021 02:23 PM (jwMWN)

496 My son had one friend whose mom was what we now call a Karen. She probably would have sh*t a brick if she knew what her kid was doing at my house* but hopefully I was able to demystify some stuff for him.

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That's not really cool dude.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (OalnH)

497
But PredictIt has Biden up by 20%!!!!!!

*RIP Intrade*

Posted by: In before the troll at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (n+4am)

498 I would like to know what the two reasons that Joe listed for running for president are

I assume one of them was Fahrvergnügen.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (ELgVT)

499 Cruel Intentions. Not a bad flick, although it's probably more teeney-bopper than I remember.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (B0mGw)


Here, watch Mark's head explode.

Hey Mark, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair make out in that movie.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (Ez6QX)

500 Leave Gellar where she belongs: Grinding on her stepbrother, high on coke.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:16 PM (B0mGw)

I need to go check out her filmography again, clearly. Whew.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


We need to get rid of her stepbrother. I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (DjPkW)

501 Anyone who asks, unless they're a fellow gun hobbyist, gets nothing but lies.
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In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.

BTW, happy birthday to me!
https://tinyurl.com/yc8znkay

Posted by: zombie sir winston churchill at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (UHVv4)

502 Joss Whedon is an asshole, but he definitely knew how to cast hot wimmins.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (ESjRY)

503 Next time we install a fake president...pick one that stays on script.

Now go gather the free range food for the Warlocks.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (Ruq3x)

504 "Hey Mark, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair make out in that movie."

Cruel Intentions 2 steps it up a couple notches.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (B0mGw)

505 Omicron is potentially dangerous! It has alot of potential! Be fearful!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (DRBE4)

506 We had a garage sale last year, or maybe early this year, I don't remember, and some random old dude showed up and started quizzing us about whether we had guns and what caliber and whether we did reloading. It was bizarre. I don't know if he was an informer for the feds or what. (my husband thinks he was just trying to get stuff cheap to resell for profit, but he came off as way sleazier than that to me) (and obviously, we told him nothing)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel

OPSEC is a necessity for firearm ownership. Had to deal with a family situation recently requiring moving to senior housing of a sort and part of the move involved things that go bang including some highly regulated accessories and a shop full of tools. Appraising, selling, divvying up, etc. takes time but better than in a rush after death.

But, someone at the church posted about the incipient move in a online post and created a lot of headaches because of that. The bargain hunters have moved in for the kill which complicates resolution of the issues. Plus, you do not know who might tell a thief about vacant house so I have to get someone in asap even at no rent to keep the property from being plundered.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (9hXN1)

507 502 Joss Whedon is an asshole, but he definitely knew how to cast hot wimmins.
Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (ESjRY)

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"Well, he may have been a stinky fellow, but he had good taste."
-Jonathan, The Mummy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

508 I hear so many people pronounce it "Omnicron" and "Omnicon."
Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (qpX6U)

Guilty. But then again, I'm not smart.
Posted by: Jordan61

Omnicon sounds like a great name for a nerd convention.

Posted by: Biergood at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (FQWHA)

509 You can tell the Minnesota cops were trying not to laugh and/or chant with the protestors.

Posted by: pookysgirl, covered in solvent yet again at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (XKZwp)

510 457 451 It's kind of fun to look around the net and see the Left's reaction to the days Oral Arguments in the Mississippi case. They seem to all agree that the case is already lost for them.

I think Roberts, politician that he is, will end up signing on to the winning side, just because that's what he does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:17 PM (trdmm)
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He'll try to moderate the winning opinion, narrowing it as much as possible because that's what he does.

I hope against hope that there's a strong enough majority without him that he can't do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)


Whenever the Chief Justice (Roberts now) is in the majority, he can author the official Opinion if he wants, yes?

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (AMIL/)

511 338 Yes,but Hitler faced total military defeat and occupation. No surprise he was grasping at straws. Cabal has near total control of critical tools like finance and the media but is STILL panicking.

Why??
Posted by: trev006 at December 01, 2021 01:58 PM (EVQVM)
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Hitler had lots of flare. The Cabal have Biden. Hitler was kind to dogs. Biden has never been kind.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (ppL7t)

512 Willowed:

Hmm, just stumbled across the Women Marines' new dress blues, and could barely stop cheering. They are great! SO much better than what we had when I was in, which were wimpy to say the least.

I'm going to have to check further -- haven't had a reason to in decades -- and see if they ever got rid of that horrid green-and-white seersucker summer uniform. Dreadful, that was.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (JJatH)

513 Cruel Intentions. Not a bad flick, although it's probably more teeney-bopper than I remember.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:22 PM (B0mGw)

Here, watch Mark's head explode.

Hey Mark, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair make out in that movie.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 01, 2021 02:24 PM (Ez6QX)

Well my head didn't explode but it did swell a little

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (V6f9+)

514 Wiki says Amy Adams starred in Cruel Intentions 2?!?

Posted by: Obligatory at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (ESjRY)

515 That's a wrap, people!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (BPuaD)

516 Way too lost figuring out what's going on this thread

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (2JoB8)

517 424 Every presstitute is bringing up Mark Meadows book and how Trump new he was positive for Covid before debating him, therefore putting Biden in danger.
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Trump has already denied that he had the virus then, but it wouldn't be a big deal even if he had because Biden obviously didn't get infected, so why is this even a thing?

We're now supposed to get outraged about hypothetical past events that demonstrably didn't happen?

It's beyond stupid.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (k4dH2)

518 ' >>> I hear so many people pronounce it "Omnicron" and "Omnicon."'

I'm not complaining, just noting the phenomenon. I prefer the pronunciation "ClownVariant." Or "Next Term In The Infinite Series."

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (qpX6U)

519 But scotus created Roe. So wouldn't overturning it really be undoing what he professes to oppose?

Yeah that's where it gets complicated, but I think he views the 40 years of established jurisprudence and cultural acceptance to be something that ought not be tampered with by a panel of 9 judges.

I sympathise with his position here to a certain extent: it is not the job of the Supreme Court to make the tough calls and fix everything, at least not the way the founders intended it

But at the same time, there are principles of law, ethics, and constitutionality that override this concept. Just because something was duly passed, established in culture, or even enormously popular does not mean that it is proper, ethical, or constitutional.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

520 That really sounds egregiously stupid and callous-"Abortion is love". Why not just say "Abortion is freedom" because that's what they mean; (I'm not saying I agree with it but that's what they mean I guess to them "abortion" is "cozy" hence "love". It's all about self love.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (poMoX)

521 I've told my kids if they are ever at someone's house and anyone is handling a gun, or talking about getting a gun or anything like that..... get the fuck out of the house. Period.

And that includes parents.

Call me a Karen or pussy or whatever. I'd rather be on the safe side of things.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (OalnH)

522 This needs to be a meme, AOP. Imagine the things we could build on this template.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 01:56 PM (B0mGw)

For the record, it's not mine. It's am oldie that I remembered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 02:27 PM (P3gRi)

523 He'll try to moderate the winning opinion, narrowing it as much as possible because that's what he does.

I hope against hope that there's a strong enough majority without him that he can't do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

from a quick scan of the arguments today, the attorney arguing against the law kept pushing the point that there were only two positions, invalidating the law or overturning Row. Not a very smart tactic for him to take in a case where it looks like he's losing - that's what the winner wants to argue.

I think, and it's been mentioned, that an elegant solution would be to say that abortion can only be banned after viability of the fetus - but it's up to each State to define what "viability" means inside their jurisdiction.

And then I think the left is going to try and base the entire 2022 campaign on this and ignore economic issues completely - and I think they're going to find that only their Hard Core True Believers will care. Maybe 20% of the electorate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:27 PM (trdmm)

524 17 More please.

And harder.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2021 01:29 PM (W2Pud)
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The Paolo will see you now.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 01, 2021 02:27 PM (o0WIV)

525 A friend of mine stopped by a random estate sale and picked up an new Super Blackhawk in .44 mag. with 7 1/2" barrel and 3/4 box of ammo for 50 bucks. Sorry SOB.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:27 PM (o2MD2)

526 134 year old Chuck Grassley goes on Senate floor and calls for investigation into biden's family ties to china.

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whoa whoa whoaaa....you can't use investigations of Biden family crimes...that's an impeaching.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 02:27 PM (ZZK0E)

527 Hitler was a flatulent vegetarian. Biden eats hot dogs and shits himself.

Kind of a tossup there, really.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 02:27 PM (sGnvY)

528 Why is Meadows shiv-ing trump?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (DRBE4)

529 Biden and Trump were far enough apart on stage that Biden was never in danger. But the MSM gotta MSM.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (OalnH)

530 Speaking of that Mandela effect....does anyone else remember the airgun company that used to be spelled 'Crossman'?

All I can find today is 'Crosman', which looks and feels wrong.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 01:48 PM (V6f9+)

Benjamin Crosman

Posted by: Bonecrusher at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (JNTt1)

531 As a former president once said, "Joe doesn't have to do this."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (27p9U)

532 Can't make this up: CNN uses Jeffrey Toobin to discuss the SCOTUS Mississippi abortion case

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Say what you will about Jeff Toobin, he has shown us an alternative to abortion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (FVME7)

533 510 Whenever the Chief Justice (Roberts now) is in the majority, he can author the official Opinion if he wants, yes?
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (AMIL/)

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Yes, except that everyone signs onto it. He can't just run off and write something the rest don't agree to.

So, if there are five for Mississippi, not including Roberts, and Roberts ends up writing the "majority opinion" that the five feel is too narrow or too weak, then, effectively, they'll write what would normally be a concurrence but because of the numbers becomes the majority opinion with Roberts' opinion becoming a concurrence. SCOTUS doesn't seem to play these sort of underhanded games with itself, though, so I doubt anything close to it would happen. He'd assign it to the person most likely to write the opinion that captures the mood of the majority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

534 "COVID Clickbait Variant."

Or when they run out of Greek letters, they can do Emoji, or Unicode, or EBCDIC naming.

Posted by: gp Embraces The Suck at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (qpX6U)

535 Hitler had lots of flare.

How many pieces was it? Because fifteen is what the employee's manual says to wear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

536 Hitler was a flatulent vegetarian. Biden eats hot dogs and shits himself.

Kind of a tossup there, really.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 01, 2021 02:27 PM (sGnvY)


Did someone say tossed salad?

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (AiZBA)

537 >>> Hitler had lots of flare. The Cabal have Biden. Hitler was kind to dogs. Biden has never been kind.

Hitler could deliver a speech.

Posted by: fluffy at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (UnQlg)

538 ...and three to sniff little girls' hair any damn time I want.

God bless Amaretto

Posted by: Senile Joe at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (OMayC)

539
Why is Meadows shiv-ing trump?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


I suspect that's one of those things an editor slips in to make the book more "juicy."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (xuD+S)

540 How do you make a Nazi cross??

Knee him in the balls!

Posted by: zombie sir winston churchill at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (UHVv4)

541 527 Hitler was a flatulent vegetarian. Biden eats hot dogs and shits himself.

Kind of a tossup there, really.
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Hitler won two Iron Crosses for bravery. Biden lets black children pet his leg hairs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (ppL7t)

542 523 And then I think the left is going to try and base the entire 2022 campaign on this and ignore economic issues completely - and I think they're going to find that only their Hard Core True Believers will care. Maybe 20% of the electorate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:27 PM (trdmm)

==========

Didn't they run on the war on women in 2016?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

543 Hitler was a flatulent vegetarian. Biden eats hot dogs and shits himself.

Kind of a tossup there, really.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton

Like Cathy, a hot dog makes him lose control.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (arJlL)

544 Whenever the Chief Justice (Roberts now) is in the majority, he can author the official Opinion if he wants, yes?
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (AMIL/

Yes, I believe you're right. And if he is *not* in the majority, then that privilege goes to the most Senior Judge who is in the majority - usually Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (trdmm)

545 That really sounds egregiously stupid and callous-"Abortion is love". Why not just say "Abortion is freedom" because that's what they mean; (I'm not saying I agree with it but that's what they mean I guess to them "abortion" is "cozy" hence "love". It's all about self love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (poMoX)
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Kyle Rittenhouse loved BLM so much he loved three rioters right in the center-mass and loved another one's arm off before they could love his head in with a skateboard.

Posted by: reason at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (o0WIV)

546 Yeah that's where it gets complicated, but I think he views the 40 years of established jurisprudence and cultural acceptance to be something that ought not be tampered with by a panel of 9 judges.
. . .
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021


***
Yeah, Roberts, but segregation ("separate but equal") was a thing in America for close to 60 years, and the SC overturned it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (txdEq)

547 "Abortion is Love"
--the left

"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!"
--Isaiah 5:20

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

548 Hitler spent some weeks in the psyc. ward toward the end of the war. Then the fukkin krauts made him king.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (o2MD2)

549 Hell everybody gets bullied. I was bullied. That's what God gives you fists for, and what I used them for.

Same. I broke the bully's nose and nobody bothered me ever again at that school. I did get called into the principal's office where the principal and several teachers were trying and failing to act like it was serious and I shouldn't do that (they hated the bully) but eventually it devolved into them laughing hysterically.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (ZGrMX)

550 >>Can't make this up: CNN uses Jeffrey Toobin to discuss the SCOTUS Mississippi abortion case


"He'll be joining us, Onan off throughout the day."

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (UKc9b)

551 >>> I hear so many people pronounce it "Omnicron" and "Omnicon."'

>The next mutation will be the Lovecraftian Variant.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 02:31 PM (BPuaD)

552 Just remember. The dems don't give a shit about popularity. They care less for polls. They have no shame or conscience.

And they have the power.

Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at December 01, 2021 02:31 PM (Fs5vw)

553 541 Hitler won two Iron Crosses for bravery. Biden lets black children pet his leg hairs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (ppL7t)

=========

That's nothing. Kim Jong-un got an 18 at Augusta.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

554 Sources who have sources who know sources who have ties to sources within Trumps white house say he used to ask if he could sacrifice goats in the oval office.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 02:31 PM (DRBE4)

555 Omnicrontriticale -- Russian inwention!

Posted by: ensign chekov at December 01, 2021 02:31 PM (UHVv4)

556 National Women's Law Center
@nwlc
Rise and shine! Today's the day, and it's time to show that abortion is love
__________________

It's one thing to say that abortion is a necessary evil, it's truly sick and twisted to try to pretend that it's "love" to chop up or chemically kill a baby in its mother's womb, the one place in the world where a baby should be the safest.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 02:31 PM (k4dH2)

557 528 Why is Meadows shiv-ing trump?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (DRBE4)
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This is why the story is important. What proof does he have other than his own memory? His testing dates and results should be documented, are they classified?

Posted by: zmdavid at December 01, 2021 02:31 PM (xqRaG)

558 "Didn't they run on the war on women in 2016?"

Yep. And they were so angry about Trump objectifying women, they made pussy hats and wore them around.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:31 PM (B0mGw)

559 Yeah, Roberts, but segregation ("separate but equal") was a thing in America for close to 60 years, and the SC overturned it.

That's the flaw with his principle here. Slavery was established in law and even the Supreme Court with Dred Scott, was that supposed to be ignored by the court?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

560 Hitler won two Iron Crosses for bravery. Biden lets black children pet his leg hairs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (ppL7t)



And whips black teenagers with chains.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

561 "I work nights and like this idea of work flexibility and I'd rather stay home because then I don't have to dodge vagrants walking to my car after my shift is up. It has always been uncomfortable with this but I think it's become dangerous and as a woman I really appreciate not having to run that gauntlet after work all the time anymore because we don't have a secure parking lot."
-- Actual shit I heard on a conference call.

Lefty city life has so very much to commend it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

562 How many pieces was it? Because fifteen is what the employee's manual says to wear.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

"Here's your FLAIR!"

- Adolf Hitler before the Beer Hall Putsch, most likely

Posted by: trev006 at December 01, 2021 02:32 PM (Eqkqm)

563 558 "Didn't they run on the war on women in 2016?"

Yep. And they were so angry about Trump objectifying women, they made pussy hats and wore them around.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:31 PM (B0mGw)

=========

"Vulva hats! Learn female anatomy!"
-Ann Althouse's great act of defiance against the Left in 2017

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

564 We didn't have gun locks or a locked gun safe growing up. We did have parents who'd whip our asses for touching his guns. None of us killed anyone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (V6f9+)
This.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
This This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (csEWM)
This. This. This.
Posted by: Archer at December 01, 2021 02:01 PM (gmo/4)

^^^This^^^ to infinity and beyond

Posted by: Buzz Lightyear at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (IJES/)

565 Or when they run out of Greek letters, they can do Emoji, or Unicode, or EBCDIC naming.
-----

That's the one that'll take out Pixy. Rest of us should have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (sGnvY)

566 -
Say what you will about Jeff Toobin, he has shown us an alternative to abortion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With

I don't understand how he still has a job, WTF?

If bob in shipping did that he'd probably also be prosecuted for indecent exposure or something.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (2nXUK)

567 Same. I broke the bully's nose and nobody bothered me ever again at that school.

A brick to the back of the head proved instructive. A kid will go to jail for that today. And that is part of the problem.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (oo2tY)

568 Who shit my shoes?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

569 Kavanaugh did a brilliant job today of blowing the entire "Stare Decisis" issue out of the water, pointing out that every "Great" decision in US Judicial history is one that defied Stare Decisis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (trdmm)

570 Trump has already denied that he had the virus then, but it wouldn't be a big deal even if he had because Biden obviously didn't get infected, so why is this even a thing?

We're now supposed to get outraged about hypothetical past events that demonstrably didn't happen?

It's beyond stupid.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 01, 2021 02:26 PM (k4dH2)

Biden took the stage fully infected with Senility, and that kills more people than Covid.

Posted by: Wally at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (FJYfm)

571 The dems don't give a shit about popularity. They care less for polls. They have no shame or conscience.

And they know that even if they are voted out of every office in the nation down to dog catcher, they still control the establishment and the culture, so they can get what they want anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

572 "Vulva hats! Learn female anatomy!"

Accurate labias are important

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (B0mGw)

573 >>"Vulva hats! Learn female anatomy!"
-Ann Althouse's great act of defiance against the Left in 2017


With Labia Ear-Flaps?

Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (UKc9b)

574 I sympathise with his position here to a certain extent: it is not the job of the Supreme Court to make the tough calls and fix everything, at least not the way the founders intended it

But at the same time, there are principles of law, ethics, and constitutionality that override this concept. Just because something was duly passed, established in culture, or even enormously popular does not mean that it is proper, ethical, or constitutional.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


And just like that, John Roberts puts slavery back on the table!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 02:34 PM (DjPkW)

575 550 >>Can't make this up: CNN uses Jeffrey Toobin to discuss the SCOTUS Mississippi abortion case


"He'll be joining us, Onan off throughout the day."
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (UKc9b)
-----------------

We now turn to Jeff Toobin, who has a firm grasp of the details...

Posted by: reason at December 01, 2021 02:34 PM (o0WIV)

576 Whenever the Chief Justice (Roberts now) is in the majority, he can author the official Opinion if he wants, yes?
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (AMIL/)
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Yes

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2021 02:34 PM (9ZHSu)

577 Kav said he would abide stare decisis! Impeach!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 01, 2021 02:34 PM (DRBE4)

578 >>Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (B0mGw)


Don't get lippy with me, sir.

Posted by: Anne Althouse at December 01, 2021 02:34 PM (UKc9b)

579 553 541 Hitler won two Iron Crosses for bravery. Biden lets black children pet his leg hairs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 02:29 PM (ppL7t)

=========

That's nothing. Kim Jong-un got an 18 at Augusta.
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Kim is like Super Fly.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 01, 2021 02:35 PM (ppL7t)

580 Lefty city life has so very much to commend it...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop

She made a cogent argument for conceal carry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 01, 2021 02:35 PM (2nXUK)

581 With Labia Ear-Flaps?
Posted by: garrett at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (UKc9b)

I thought those were the Filipino tubes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 02:35 PM (UuD2k)

582 "Don't get lippy with me, sir."

Mons most abject apologies.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 01, 2021 02:35 PM (B0mGw)

583 Whenever the Chief Justice (Roberts now) is in the majority, he can author the official Opinion if he wants, yes?
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (AMIL/)
==
As Madison argues above, Robert's won't author an opinion that won't get blown out by a stronger majority opinion. Unless Thomas let's him write it with all the things he wants in it - and I'm not at all knowledgeable about what the protocol is for that on SCOTUS - I'm pretty certain Thomas authors it. And I think Robert's signs it. It gives Roberts a fall back position when a stricter or total abolition law comes before them to say, I get viability, this seems a bridge too far. And I think he could strip off Kavanaugh or Barrett with that reasoning.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 01, 2021 02:35 PM (V6xwG)

584 stare decisis is that scotus can do whatever it wants. unless it's to save america or stop bobobs

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 02:35 PM (ZZK0E)

585 If bob in shipping did that he'd probably also be prosecuted for indecent exposure or something.

Note they'll also make Bob from shipping wear a mask.

Why its almost like they are creating a two tiered system!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 01, 2021 02:36 PM (ESjRY)

586 > A brick to the back of the head proved instructive. A kid will go to jail for that today. And that is part of the problem.

Someone hit Rittenhouse in the back of the head with a brick. It didn't go well for them after that.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 02:36 PM (YYlyE)

587
And just like that, John Roberts puts slavery back on the table!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 02:34 PM (DjPkW)



NSFW......

https://youtu.be/TkHKMPvNTZQ

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 01, 2021 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

588 you know, maybe Biden could up those poll numbers if he actually read the mega trillion dollar plus spending bills he brags about.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 01, 2021 02:36 PM (ZZK0E)

589 NOOD CUCKS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

590 "Well, he may have been a stinky fellow, but he had good taste."
-Jonathan, The Mummy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

Better than a good fellow with stinky taste....

Posted by: ... at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (QVW9v)

591 And just like that, John Roberts puts slavery back on the table!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 01, 2021 02:34 PM (DjPkW)
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Biden already did that when he said no amendment is absolute.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (xqRaG)

592 544 Whenever the Chief Justice (Roberts now) is in the majority, he can author the official Opinion if he wants, yes?
Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:25 PM (AMIL/

Yes, I believe you're right. And if he is *not* in the majority, then that privilege goes to the most Senior Judge who is in the majority - usually Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 01, 2021 02:30 PM (trdmm)


IIRC, Justice Thomas has very rarely asked questions during oral arguments. I'll wager he asked more questions this morning than in his previous 30 years combined. Interesting, very interesting.

Posted by: Gref at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (AMIL/)

593 /sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 01, 2021 02:37 PM (AiZBA)

594 "Joe Biden says he ran for president for three reasons, forgets the third reason."

Someone have Rick Perry remind him.

Posted by: mimetic polyalloy at December 01, 2021 02:38 PM (WusEB)

595 Plus he ate a bat's head, so he has the high ground on defeating Covid.
~~~
Haha

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 01, 2021 02:38 PM (IDhUW)

596 >>>If bob in shipping did that he'd probably also be prosecuted for indecent exposure or something.

>We had a shop floor supervisor get "caught" and he was demoted to Human Resources Manager.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2021 02:38 PM (BPuaD)

597 You can trust her. She's a conservative.

Jennifer 'pro-voting' Rubin
@JRubinBlogger
Rs won't inconvenience themselves with universal background checks to save lives but they'd demand women undergo 9 mos of pregnancy. This has never been about LIFE.

-
Is it about capital gains tax? Fuel efficiency? Nuclear proliferation?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 01, 2021 02:38 PM (FVME7)

598 I'm going to have to check further -- haven't had a reason to in decades -- and see if they ever got rid of that horrid green-and-white seersucker summer uniform. Dreadful, that was.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire

Ahhh, brings me back to basic training for USCG at Cape May New Jersey, 1984. Being issued our "underwear". Granny panties whose tops just cleared your boobs (One Size Fits All!) with the crotch dangling 2 inches below your Hoo-Ha and bullet proof cone shaped bras. They were also man proof

Posted by: Cheri at December 01, 2021 02:38 PM (oiNtH)

599 Let me remind you that the parents of every current politician and court justice chose not to murder their own children.

Posted by: Idahonian at December 01, 2021 02:39 PM (qKk9I)

600 Who shit my shoes?
Posted by: Joe Biden

The guy on first ?

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2021 02:39 PM (arJlL)

601 There is zero scientific, logical, or ethical support for abortion on demand up to the moment of birth. Even Roe v Wade did not argue this or suggest it.

It is indisputable that the unborn baby is human, and it is indisputable that they are a "person" as defined by law in at least the last three months of pregnancy. Impossible to dispute by science, experience, observation, logic, and ethics.

All three strongly support that the unborn baby is a "person" much earlier than that, and ethics as well as established law requires erring on the side of caution when we cannot be certain.

The left's entire argument for abortion comes down to "but it will give girls the sadz" which is not remotely compelling compared to saving helpless, innocent life. Its not even on the table.

In truth, the left's reasoning comes down to this: abortion gives women equal standing with men in terms of sexual license: there's no cost for women if you can just vacuum out the results of your sin.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI)

602 I thought those were the Filipino tubes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 01, 2021 02:35 PM (UuD2k)

Hillary is fully up to date. All solid state.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (P3gRi)

603 519 CRT said, 'Yeah that's where it gets complicated, but I think he views the 40 years of established jurisprudence and cultural acceptance to be something that ought not be tampered with by a panel of 9 judges.'

At one time I believed that but not since the Obamacare administration. Roberts is essentially someone like Warren Burger as chief who is more worried about the politics than making sound legal decisions. If he was not chief, then it would be less of an issue but essentially chief justices that play politics end up end up being trusted by other justices. Harlan Fiske Stone had a similar issue as chief. You are far better being someone like Taft, Hughes, White, Rehnquist, etc. where you declare your stance honestly and don't try to manipulate your colleagues.

Like Burger, Roberts is empty regarding principles and expedient when it comes to legal decisionmaking.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (9hXN1)

604 Doocy kicks Fauci in the nuts and Fauci stumbles all over the stage trying to recover.

Doocy: "You advised the president about the possibility of new testing requirements for people coming in to this country, does that include everybody?"

Fauci: "The answer is yes."

Doocy: "What about border crossers?"

Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."


https://bit.ly/3lqltCQ

Posted by: bonhomme at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (YYlyE)

605 That really sounds egregiously stupid and callous-"Abortion is love". Why not just say "Abortion is freedom" because that's what they mean; (I'm not saying I agree with it but that's what they mean I guess to them "abortion" is "cozy" hence "love". It's all about self love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



Why not 'Abortion will set you free'?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (tiR3O)

606 "Vulva hats! Learn female anatomy!"
-Ann Althouse's great act of defiance against the Left in 2017
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 01, 2021 02:33 PM (LvTSG)
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Personally, I wanted a uteral toboggan, to wear ironically as a counter-protest. One with dangly braided fallopian tubes on the top, linked to pom-pom ovaries that I could flail around in circles if I moved my head just right.

I would have called it my wo-mulke.

Mrs. Reason said in no uncertain terms would she knit one for me. Sad.

Posted by: reason at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (o0WIV)

607 Why not 'Abortion will set you free'?
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2021 02:41 PM (tiR3O)
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Abortion is the only known cure to the BABY VARIANT!

Posted by: Anthony Stephen Fauci at December 01, 2021 02:42 PM (o0WIV)

608 Fauci: "That's a different issue. Border crossers have legal protection and we can't intercept them the way we can people getting off a plane."

"Exactly what legal protection do illegal border crossers have which Citizens of the US do not?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

609 Mr. Taylor - but they've done so well with sexual license; and while we know some of the villainy brought out in the era of Me Too; we also know that young men have realized sexual license for them is dependent on how she feels the next morning.

So I am not sure that rationale for abortion has proved all that enlightening. As no means no gains more and more traction, it relegates abortion to past tense birth control, which has no legs with just about any voter in any state.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (V6xwG)

610 If you read the amendment (I know, crazy talk) Slavery is not illegal. Don't anyone tell the leftists.

Pay attention to any flip flops on dogma, too. Leftists don't "hate guns", they hate YOU.

So their oft-repeated denouncement of say, Capital Punishment isn't that they don't like it, they just don't want it applied to them. Now that they have acquired power, it would not surprise me to see some full throated approval of the death penalty. For their political enemies, natch.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (hptIz)

611 Where is this cultural acceptance of abortion? We went past the safe, rare and legal guardrails 30 years ago and most of us are hanging over the side of the boat retching at the course we're on.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 02:44 PM (oWBc3)

612 Prosecutor announcing charges against Ethan Crumbley added in that now is the time to revisit gun laws. Sigh. It never stops.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (0DO94)

613 Whenever the Chief Justice (Roberts now) is in the majority, he can author the official Opinion if he wants, yes?
Posted by: Gref

Yes, I believe you're right. And if he is *not* in the majority, then that privilege goes to the most Senior Judge who is in the majority - usually Clarence Thomas. Posted by: Tom Servo

Actually, the justices vote at conference on the 'merits' and the chief assigns the opinion assignment if in the majority and the ranking senior member does if the chief is not in the majority.

But, as the drafts are exchanged, it is possible that a draft opinion by another justice becomes the majority opinion regardless of the original assignment if it garners at least five justices willing to sign on to it. It has happened in the past to the extent where the dissent becomes the new majority opinion such as the Obamacare decision if a swing justice like Roberts changes their mind.

When the decision becomes final is when it is published by the court.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 02:46 PM (9hXN1)

614 So there aren't laws about leaving a 9mm Sig laying around where a mentally ill teenager can take it?

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 01, 2021 02:48 PM (oWBc3)

615 Cheri --

You got *issued* underwear? We had to bring our own (early '60s). Sounds like we were better off! At least mine fit.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at December 01, 2021 02:50 PM (JJatH)

616 What often happens if a justice becomes dissatisfied with the majority opinion is that a justice writes a concurrence that agrees with the result of which side wins but disagrees about the majority's reasoning behind the result of who wins and who loses. Rarely does a justice change their position from their vote at merits and we usually only find out about those either via the opinion itself or by court gossip/history when private papers of a justice become available.

Occasionally you will get a plurality decision where a majority of justices agree on the result of who wins or loses but disagree on the opinion of why. This is precedent of a sort but less persuasive than a solid majority opinion.

Posted by: whig at December 01, 2021 02:51 PM (9hXN1)

617 Yep. A third (frightening) possibility: the Democrat Party is dominated by true believers who think that leftist policies really will work ... this time ... if only they go far enough left.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 01, 2021 01:54 PM (YqDXo)


That's my opinion of what's going on. They keep doubling-down on the crazy because they're the one's that have Communism (that's what they are, even if they deny it) figured out. Once it gets warm in 2022, we will probably see the Democrat Party's Blackshirts burning the cities again.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 01, 2021 02:52 PM (pJWtt)

618 That woman that was yelling fuck you you piece of shit? My spirit animal!

Posted by: keena at December 01, 2021 02:58 PM (RiTnx)

619
It is indisputable that the unborn baby is human, and it is indisputable that they are a "person" as defined by law in at least the last three months of pregnancy. Impossible to dispute by science, experience, observation, logic, and ethics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 01, 2021 02:40 PM (KZzsI)


I'm pretty sure that the child's DNA is different from the mother's right at conception. So there's no doubt from a SCIENCE! point of view.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (n+4am)

620 Yahoo breathlessly reported the first case of the Omicron variant in a red banner at the top of the page

then you read the article - guy in CA with "mild" symptoms at home

so he has a damn cold

Posted by: Big Star at December 01, 2021 03:03 PM (Modkf)

621 There's a not unreasonable theory that low poll numbers mean Biden won't lock down for Omicron. Plausible, but requires rationality from the Biden White House that may not be present. Seems just as likely they'll let themselves be stampeded into more lockdowns and other nonsense by their sub-rational base of COVID hysterics and plain lazy public school teachers.
Posted by: Match Checksout at December 01, 2021 01:33 PM (dYe5S)

Biden doesn't have to lock down. Blue state governors will do it for him.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:04 PM (eoQWY)

622 I'm pretty sure that the child's DNA is different from the mother's right at conception. So there's no doubt from a SCIENCE! point of view.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 01, 2021 03:02 PM (n+4am)

Oh absolutely. The purpose of the blood test at marriage is to snake out issues that might arise if the mom's antibodies react to the different DNA of the child.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 01, 2021 04:06 PM (eoQWY)

623 If a legit poll shows him at 36%, his real number is probably half that. You read reddit and the leftists over there hate him almost as bad as Trump. They think he's center-right.

Posted by: SMFH at December 01, 2021 05:36 PM (u/7wY)

624 Some days I can't help but think the Biden administration is just another setup by The Institute for Advanced Concepts.

Posted by: aelfheld at December 01, 2021 06:25 PM (Zy9Yy)

625 Biden could be the most unpopular President in American History which is why we should never allow the M.S. Media to decide who we vote for

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 01, 2021 06:51 PM (wGqjj)

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