I Went On Vacation and All I Got Was This Lousy Photo of a Fat Guy

Hi everyone!

It's taking me a bit to get up to speed.

In the meantime, do enjoy.

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Is it real? I don't know.

Thanks to the cobloggers and guest bloggers who pitched in.

Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 30, 2021 12:03 PM (UiNHl)

2 Welcome back.

Posted by: Blake - zombie lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:04 PM (sp7GM)

3 my eyes

my virgin eyes

what is seen can never be unseen

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at November 30, 2021 12:04 PM (hQVBP)

4 Welcome back, you sick bastard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:04 PM (csEWM)

5 Wow

Posted by: Turn two at November 30, 2021 12:04 PM (rPNPP)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Sweet Fancy Moses! X-(

Posted by: biggy at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (aiyac)

8 You are a bad man, ace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

9 Ace was gone?

Posted by: brass pair at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (Pgj0l)

10 Nic update

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (sp7GM)

11 I want to believe.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (G2zl5)

12 Arrrrgghhhh! My eyes!

Posted by: Bosk at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (x6uUk)

13 OMG... Some of Us West Coasters haven't had breakfast yet

Posted by: It's me donna at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (Pohvy)

14 Welcome home, Ace.

Hope the time off was relaxing, reinvigorating and well spent.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Ace!!! Cobs were amazing but missed your special style of snark.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (fs8LA)

16 Mornin' Ace- Welcome back!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (rahKx)

17 Is it real? I don't know.
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It's veracity is irrelevant in the context of the utter horror depicted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (DU+/6)

18 The goal for a guy at all college parties is to get laid. He put a lot of effort into this costume. I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (jdGlx)

19 Well,...there goes the plan to not comment on ace's first thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

20 Of course it's real. Look at those creamy thighs.

Posted by: squid_hunt at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (B0mGw)

21 I'll take that exploding whale on the beach over that adult in a diaper...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (/12FE)

22 Stetler ...

or

...a young Ace of Spades (Pre-GAINZ).

Posted by: Sonobi at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (Lrwak)

23 Don't see the ottoman. Thank goodness, because otherwise I would be severely repulsed by this grotesquerie.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (w9Wax)

24 The goal for a guy at all college parties is to get laid. He put a lot of effort into this costume. I'll leave it at that.
Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (jdGlx)
++++
Looking for a broad with a maternal instinct?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (DU+/6)

25 I don't think that's Stelter, but it's damn funny to imply that it is.

Hope it hits his timeline soon.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

26 I threw up in mouth a little.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (uia9V)

27 Saggy Man-Mams

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (Lrwak)

28 Good grief.

Something about adults in diapers or otherwise engaging in baby behavior (pacifiers, high chairs, etc...) turns my stomach upside down. It is beyond disgusting. And then you add in the lardass Stelter and the result is one of the most horrifying pictures I've seen.

At least I don't need lunch now.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (VJsqe)

29 "Is it real? I don't know."

Fake, but accurate, Ace, . Welcome back!

Posted by: Thrawn at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (Rl7KJ)

30 Heck, the dude on the Ottoman is less repulsive

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (/12FE)

31 Before anyone gets too upset over diapered manbaby, remember, Stelter parlayed what you currently see into a multi million dollar gig.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (sp7GM)

32 Eye bleach, stat!

I guess it is sort of a sweater?

https://tinyurl.com/3hwzrvtj

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (csEWM)

33 wb ace

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (cSs/W)

34
Tater Tuber.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (s2VJv)

35 Welcome back Ace, hope the week off was refreshing

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (Dhqsd)

36 Maybe Margaret Sanger was partly right.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (GYllL)

37

Looks like Baby Huey swiped Joe Biden's Depends without emptying them first.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (s2VJv)

38 I want it to be real.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (wmDcS)

39 Oh shit, we used to make the fattest pledge do that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (UuD2k)

40 15 Ace!!! Cobs were amazing but missed your special style of snark.
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (fs8LA)


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This

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (VJsqe)

41 12 Arrrrgghhhh! My eyes!
Posted by: Bosk at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (x6uUk)

The goggles! They do nothing!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (csEWM)

42 Welcome back, Mr. O'Spades. Hope you enjoyed your time off!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (2sCft)

43 Willowed:

LOL.

Portland teachers don't think that they should have to teach five days a week:

Portland teachers union proposes self-taught Fridays for high schoolers, says educators need more planning time

I'm just surprised that they haven't already closed the schools again, in preparation for the Death Omnicron variant.

Oregon is a state where teachers union members got access to the vaccines ahead of the eighty-year-olds, just in case you were measuring raw political power.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (I2/tG)

44 I guess it is sort of a sweater?

https://tinyurl.com/3hwzrvtj


Thanks, I needed that right now.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (GYllL)

45 > Looking for a broad with a maternal instinct?

Oh, I don't think he was looking for a female, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

At least not one who was born female.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (bW8dp)

46 Welcome back, Ace.

OMG, can I get something that deals with the symptoms of seeing that?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (TNyrE)

47 Well at least he can't sink any lower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Dc_OMf1po

Posted by: Barney Gumble at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (etPhZ)

48 50ft of mental floss - $5

55 gallons of brain bleach - $100

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (/12FE)

49 Well, it's not Yoko, but.....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (2sCft)

50 39 Oh shit, we used to make the fattest pledge do that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (UuD2k)

So, you're saying you are responsible for this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (csEWM)

51 I get we're being punished, but I'd at least like to know what we've done.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (dfRN6)

52 He's back!!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (Hucnr)

53 I've made a personal vow to lurk only but urp, those look like Tater lips.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (cSyAR)

54 Fat new potater, gross

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (ONvIw)

55 HOLY SH#T


If that is real, D@MN!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

56 To sexy for my depends!

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (TKmok)

57 ACE IS BACK!!!

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (faXIs)

58 Thought for a wild second AllahPundit had been discovered...

Posted by: themanfromuncle at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (4eKPg)

59 FFS some of us have to eat next month.

Posted by: ... at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (R7OS9)

60
The legs make Lena Dunham look like Betty Grable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (s2VJv)

61 Nightmare fuel! Hope you had some good time away ace.


MY EYES!

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (0OmEj)

62 >>Portland teachers don't think that they should have to teach five days a week:

Portland teachers union proposes self-taught Fridays for high schoolers, says educators need more planning time



Fire
Them
All
Now

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

63 dude....wtf?

Posted by: JROD at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (0jZnq)

64 Hot !!!

Posted by: Frank Luntz at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (GYllL)

65 This leggy Asian girl finds the picture in the main post to be repulsive:
https://is.gd/jail6R

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (DU+/6)

66 Tater, redrfining MOAB

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (/12FE)

67 Good thing lunch is coming soon since I just lost my breakfast.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (SchxB)

68 So, you're saying you are responsible for this?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:08 PM (csEWM)

I don't know if it was a national tradition or if he was even in the same frat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (UuD2k)

69 In fairness to Tater, he never dressed up as a klan member, and the only thing he's been known to molest is the ponderosa baked potato bar.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (ESjRY)

70 Yeah, not enjoying the picture.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (faXIs)

71 The IF crowd is gonna cruise straight on through to hour 16, thanks to Ace.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (Lrwak)

72 60
The legs make Lena Dunham look like Betty Grable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (s2VJv)

Yep, Tater is a fat lady for sure.

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (ONvIw)

73 Eeg.

That is the voiced (voice box employed) version of "eek," thus much much stronger.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (txdEq)

74 Welcome back, your dreams were your tickets out, welcome back to that same old place that we laughed about ....

Posted by: MammaB at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (oM7qv)

75 If that is real, D@MN!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (bDqIh)

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*innocent look*

Is that an up vote or a down vote?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (sp7GM)

76 Ace spent his week off looking for things like this? How far a fall from the days of busty lesbian pr0n...

Posted by: mikeski at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (P1f+c)

77 Second dose:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8pmfnt

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (csEWM)

78 Heck JJ

Those legs make a Stegosaurus look sexy

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (/12FE)

79 Does it need to be said?

That is some fetish get-up.
Not a costume.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (bDqIh)

80 Rock-a-bye Tater
In the tree top
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock
When the tree snaps off at the base
The cradle will fall
Should have hired a competent engineer to design that system

The last few lines still need some work.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (bW8dp)

81 Welcome back Ace, congrats on your new title:
The Marquis de Spade

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (w9Wax)

82 70 Yeah, not enjoying the picture.
Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (faXIs)

=======

Modern art isn't about enjoyment. It's about challenging established systems of bigotry and oppression. This is a masterpiece.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

83 It's the Octagon Variant!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (63Dwl)

84 That should be posted to tater's Twitter with the message, "This you?" Hilarity to ensue.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (OssQ4)

85 If it's not him it's his doppelganger. Or would that be kartoffelganger?

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (mNhhD)

86 Welcome back, Ace!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (OssQ4)

87 Ewww.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (NpAcC)

88 Does your wife know that you look for these images, ace?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

89 All is right with the world; Ace hath returned.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (txdEq)

90 tater tot

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (xPl2J)

91 I'm gonna need two guns for this one.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (4olE8)

92 >>Does your wife know that you look for these images, ace?


Yeah. But it's ok. Reiken is cool with Ace's job.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (Lrwak)

93 This is what an Ewok Grudge Fuck feels like.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (NaiLP)

94 60
The legs make Lena Dunham look like Betty Grable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (s2VJv)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (csEWM)

95 tater ass

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (yrol0)

96 The horror...the horror

Posted by: Colonel Walter E. Kurtz at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (5/3w1)

97 Some things cannot be unseen . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

98 It's the Octagon Variant!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021


***
The Avoirdupois Variant

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (txdEq)

99 Hope you had an enjoyable week off, ace!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

100 I mean, there's probably something to say about people not being ready for every little thing finding their way to the internet back then, but he's only 36 Facebook existed when he was in college. I mean, it was mostly for finding people to sleep with, so Stelter probably wasn't involved, but still.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (3sOO0)

101 Good news everyone, I got an exemption from the vaccine mandate my employer recently inflicted on me. I was going to force them to fire me but thankfully it didn't have to go that far.

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (hQVBP)

102 It's Baby Huey, only fatter, dumber and with a load in his diaper.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (VpIIl)

103 79 Does it need to be said?

That is some fetish get-up.
Not a costume.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:10 PM (bDqIh)

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Exactly - and it is stomach-turning. If that ain't Stelter it's only because Stelter didn't think of it first. $20 says he'd don that outfit in a heartbeat.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (VJsqe)

104 1. Welcome back, ace!

B. WTAF?!!!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (m+jkK)

105 I saw Ewok Grudge Fuck open for the Vomit Pigs in an Austin punk bar back in '79.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (bW8dp)

106 I turned many a coed into a bulimic back in the day. Ah, good times.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (TKmok)

107 That is seriously disgusting.


A world class rant from Jeannie Pirro, Fortunately seen by millions.

https://tinyurl.com/y8v5d4xb

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (o2MD2)

108 Looking for a broad with a maternal instinct?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (DU+/6)

Looking for "someone" that has tastes and interests far beyond those covered by some vanilla Porn Hub...

Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (jdGlx)

109 This is what an Ewok Grudge Fuck feels like.

You ain't seen nothing yet. Little Dondi's garbage has yet to recover.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (/12FE)

110 There's something off about that binky he's got there.
Looks like it'd be more appropriate for the other end, and I'm sure he'd know.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (MFphb)

111 ace, welcome back!

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (qpolg)

112 Brian Stelter is one of the thousands of TV personalities I don't watch. I only know of his existence from his being mocked on the internet.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (xqRaG)

113 The goal for a guy at all college parties is to get laid. He put a lot of effort into this costume. I'll leave it at that.
Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (jdGlx)

My vagina has literally never been so dry.

Posted by: Omega Mu coed at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (4I/2K)

114 Oh no

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (CYnTg)

115 There's a reason I never let anyone take pictures of me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (2JVJo)

116 I don't often post gifs, but this should help:

https://tinyurl.com/2p99vvan

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM)

117 OK I hate you.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (GD2xa)

118 Since facts are an afterthought these days it doesn't matter if it's real or not. If we say it's real, it is. So, it's REAL!

Need to get this meme going throughout the social intertubes.

Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (jdGlx)

119 My headcanon is that Ace went on vacation just to find this image. Like Indiana Jones on an expedition, searching for the mythical artifact.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (OssQ4)

120 Oh shit, we used to make the fattest pledge do that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

"A PLEDGE PIN!!??"
-- Niedermeyer

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (mD/uy)

121 As regards vaxx mandate, Supreme Court denied something to someone in Boston. Hospital employees.

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (faXIs)

122 This is like watching an episode of My 600lb Life, Hoarders and Dr. Pimple Popper, except more disturbing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (owdWk)

123 Hi, my name is Sandy. Sandy Vag.

Posted by: Omega Mu coed's name tag at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (bW8dp)

124 Fire
Them
All
Now


A defender of the Portland teacher's union wrote:

A labor shortage and a desire for work/life balance? I mean I get it, it sucks for kids, but if teachers are having to pick up side hustles AND do grading and planning after school, that's not sustainable.

Having to teach five days a week is just too much!

Fortunately, only about 20% of the kids in the Portland metro area attend Portland Public Schools - families generally decamp to the suburbs when they have children of school age.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (I2/tG)

125 How can that guy only be 36? He must have looked middle-aged when he was actually 29.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (sGnvY)

126 What did we ever do to you?

Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (MzKgG)

127 @79 Lizzy-My first thought. The person behind the camera was probably the M.A.P. and Tater was dressed for him. So gross.

Posted by: JROD at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (0jZnq)

128 Stetler looks like Private Leonard Lawrence (Gomer Pyle) from Full Metal Jacket.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (VpIIl)

129 102 It's Baby Huey, only fatter, dumber and with a load in his diaper.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (VpIIl)

I was thinking more of a distillation of the essence of John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (csEWM)

130 The goal for a guy at all college parties is to get laid. He put a lot of effort into this costume. I'll leave it at that.
Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at November 30, 2021


***
The young Sean Connery couldn't look good in that outfit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (txdEq)

131 Does your wife know that you look for these images, ace?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
**********
Wife? Did ace get married while he was on vacation?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (NpAcC)

132 There's something off about that binky he's got there.
Looks like it'd be more appropriate for the other end, and I'm sure he'd know.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM


That's no binky.

Posted by: Obi Wan...in stunned horror at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (m+jkK)

133 If beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, then what the hell is this?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (CAJOC)

134 *Looks at picture*

Any chance you could go back on vacation?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (kTF2Z)

135 116 I don't often post gifs, but this should help:

https://tinyurl.com/2p99vvan
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM)

See, this is proof that in the right context a rigorous booster regime is a Good Thing.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (dfRN6)

136 Welcome home, Ace! We missed you!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (Vxu+H)

137 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life, son. *shakes head in disgust*

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (4I/2K)

138 The goal for a guy at all college parties is to get laid. He put a lot of effort into this costume. I'll leave it at that.
Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at November 30, 2021 12:05 PM (jdGlx)
++++
Looking for a broad with a maternal instinct?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:06 PM (DU+/6)

Looking for a broad who reads in braille.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (MFphb)

139 124 Having to teach five days a week is just too much!

Fortunately, only about 20% of the kids in the Portland metro area attend Portland Public Schools - families generally decamp to the suburbs when they have children of school age.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (I2/tG)

==========

The public education system is broken and rife with implicit racism. Get rid of it all and start from scratch. Sure, there will be problems along the way to utopia, but it'll be worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

140 > The young Sean Connery couldn't look good in that outfit.

Ever see Zardoz?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (bW8dp)

141 My vagina has literally never been so dry.
Posted by: Omega Mu coed at November 30, 2021 12:13 PM (4I/2K)

Like a pallet of dessicant packets in the middle of the Sahara, one would imagine.

Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (jdGlx)

142 128 Stetler looks like Private Leonard Lawrence (Gomer Pyle) from Full Metal Jacket.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (VpIIl)

Quick! Someone hand that man an M-1!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (csEWM)

143 Welcome back, your break was your ticket out
Welcome back, to the old blog of roustabouts
The limericks haven't changed since you last posted around
But the dreams are still dead as we all snark about

Who'd have thought we'd read ya
Back here where we need ya
Yeah, we tease him a lot 'cause we got 'im on the spot

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (DU+/6)

144 This is like watching an episode of My 600lb Life, Hoarders and Dr. Pimple Popper, except more disturbing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2021


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Run for your lives! It's Crossover Week!!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (txdEq)

145 131 Does your wife know that you look for these images, ace?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
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Wife? Did ace get married while he was on vacation?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (NpAcC)

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I assume ace is married to a beautiful woman with a horrendous Boston accent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

146 On Halloween he scheduled a meet-up
With the frat boys he so wanted to keep up
But what made him think
That revealing his kink

Would
get him anything but all wee-wee'd up?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (bDqIh)

147 What did we ever do to you?
Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM


You know what you did.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (m+jkK)

148
Looking for a broad with a maternal instinct?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


A woman on a recent Delta Airlines flight allegedly began to breastfeed her pet cat mid-flight and refused to stop after getting caught.

"This woman had one of those, like, hairless cats swaddled up in a blanket so it looked like a baby," Ainsley Elizabeth said in a follow-up video posted on November 13. "Her shirt was up and she was trying to get the cat to latch and she wouldn't put the cat back in the carrier. And the cat was screaming for its life."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

149 Tjm, his wife does not, but his girlfriend does.....

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (faXIs)

150 At least Sean Connery had a Webley

Tater has a super sized pacifier

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (/12FE)

151 I seems the market is beginning to dig out from the bombarment.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (uia9V)

152 Welcome home ace.
As bad as that photo is I still have nightmares about yoga pants and inner city Dayton female residents. Yikes!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (2NHgQ)

153 The young Sean Connery couldn't look good in that outfit.
*
Ever see Zardoz?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021


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Yes. And my statement stands.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (txdEq)

154 Yeah everybody sorry about that one

Posted by: God at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (R7OS9)

155 The nice thing about eating at the buffet is free refills on Unsee Juice.

I'mma need a few refills today...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (k83F5)

156 Is that gravy leaking down his leg?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (BPuaD)

157 133 If beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, then what the hell is this?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021 12:15 PM (CAJOC)

Proof that Satan and Hell are real.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (o2MD2)

158 That could be a cure for homosexuality right there.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (cSyAR)

159 The legs make Lena Dunham look like Betty Grable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (s2VJv)


Eye bleach:

https://tinyurl.com/2zc45549

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (2JVJo)

160 It's only Cross-over Week if sharks are involved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (/12FE)

161 Twitter allowed #MAYOMONKEYSGOTTAGO to trend

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2021 12:18 PM (CYnTg)

162 Could the Portland teachers prepare lesson plans during their 3 summer months off?

Huh

Posted by: I mean at November 30, 2021 12:18 PM (vfeXL)

163 What did we ever do to you?
Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM

You know what you did.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at November 30, 2021 12:16 PM (m+jkK)


We can do better...

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 30, 2021 12:18 PM (AiZBA)

164 "This woman had one of those, like, hairless cats swaddled up in a blanket so it looked like a baby,"
-----

This is as disturbing an image as Stelter in a giant diaper.

* shudders *

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 12:18 PM (sGnvY)

165 I don't often post gifs, but this should help:

https://tinyurl.com/2p99vvan
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:14 PM (csEWM)

Just a swinging! https://youtu.be/qvGaSu1XoF0

Posted by: Jon Anderson at November 30, 2021 12:18 PM (4I/2K)

166 So what is Golden Corral doing with all their Chocolate Fountains?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 12:18 PM (uia9V)

167 If beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, then what the hell is this?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2021


***
A Cautionary Tale

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:18 PM (txdEq)

168 I personally find the photo quite erotic.

Posted by: Humpty Dumpty sporting a tiny egg erection at November 30, 2021 12:18 PM (Geoni)

169 I would have thought Stelter was already bald when he was like 15

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 30, 2021 12:19 PM (Ynyl9)

170 151 I seems the market is beginning to dig out from the bombarment.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (uia9V)

A while back, when I thought stocks were too expensive, I thought it would be a good idea to get into some preferred stocks.

They are all up big today for some reason.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 30, 2021 12:19 PM (UuD2k)

171 159 The legs make Lena Dunham look like Betty Grable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:09 PM (s2VJv)

Eye bleach:

https://tinyurl.com/2zc45549
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (2JVJo)


"Not Gable. GRABLE!"

- - Stanislaus Kusava

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:19 PM (s2VJv)

172 Testosterone......does that thing in the top picture have any?

Fat, disgusting, lazy slob.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2021 12:19 PM (8m1jA)

173 Yeah everybody sorry about that one
Posted by: God

Dude...seriously? Not cool.

Posted by: Satan at November 30, 2021 12:19 PM (5/3w1)

174 I spend hours doing research and making charts and graphs.

Ace posts a picture of the potato in a diaper.

Bet this gets more comments too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (0obRy)

175 Strong work today, ace. Why don't you take the rest of the week off?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (m45I2)

176

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (K2SnJ)

177 168 I personally find the photo quite erotic.
Posted by: Humpty Dumpty sporting a tiny egg erection at November 30, 2021 12:18 PM (Geoni)


I saw Tiny Egg Erection open for Adam Ant at the Kat Klub in '84.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (s2VJv)

178 Fat, liberal, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (k83F5)

179 my word...that is just repulsive.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (hV9ir)

180 What did we do to make ace so angry with us that he would post such an abomination?

Repent! Whatever it was, repent!!!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (k4dH2)

181 Yum.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (G/qa2)

182 172 Testosterone......does that thing in the top picture have any?

Fat, disgusting, lazy slob.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2021 12:19 PM (8m1jA)


It resembles a large yet still undescended testicle, so there's that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (s2VJv)

183 170 151 I seems the market is beginning to dig out from the bombarment.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 12:17 PM (uia9V)

A while back, when I thought stocks were too expensive, I thought it would be a good idea to get into some preferred stocks.

They are all up big today for some reason.
---------------
Interest rate plays. People are starving for decent yields given the Fed is throwing money out of helicopters.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (uia9V)

184 Strong work today, ace. Why don't you take the rest of the week off?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (m45I2)

*snort*

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (4I/2K)

185 180 What did we do to make ace so angry with us that he would post such an abomination?

Repent! Whatever it was, repent!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (k4dH2)

========

I regret nothing!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

186 175 Strong work today, ace. Why don't you take the rest of the week off?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (m45I2)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (csEWM)

187 Dave, now you know how technical rappers like Aesop feel about wealthy mumble rappers.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (OssQ4)

188 It was probably a pain getting that diaper look just right.

Such a pain that it probably isn't worth dropping it to take a leak...

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (VJsqe)

189 That photo is almost as revolting as Jill Biden's Christmas decorations.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (GYllL)

190 The Tatering will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (TKmok)

191 Ace finally eclipsed Nekkid Lardass on an ottoman. Congrats.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (o2MD2)

192

Which would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

193 174 I spend hours doing research and making charts and graphs.

Ace posts a picture of the potato in a diaper.

Bet this gets more comments too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (0obRy)

Hah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (csEWM)

194 With a little blue skin dye plus change the wardrobe to grossly overweight Robin Williams Genie character and you will have a non-floating fat man

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (/12FE)

195 Welcome back, ace. You were sorely missed, despite yeoman efforts on the part of the cobs.

Posted by: creeper at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (cTCuP)

196 Most of her gifs are NSFW.

Well, neither is this one, but no 'nudity' per se...

https://tinyurl.com/32fyc7mp

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:23 PM (csEWM)

197 Ahhh Gawd Peg, my eyes!

Posted by: Al Bundy at November 30, 2021 12:23 PM (ZSK0i)

198 goggles they do nothing, and 'that's not a moon'

Posted by: no 6 at November 30, 2021 12:23 PM (hMlTh)

199 Welcome back boss, and thanks for the eye candy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at November 30, 2021 12:23 PM (wAnMi)

200 So I guess we're not doing the "nobody comment on Ace's first post" thing.

Drat.

Hi Ace.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 30, 2021 12:23 PM (7b2L9)

201 New Hampshire's two shrills, I mean, senators, just threatened the Supreme Court if they strike down Roe. Way to go New Hampshire. You're so "moderate" and "independent". Killing babies is your hill to die on.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (VpIIl)

202 "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and then I saw Tater in a Diaper. The Horror... The horror..."


Posted by: Keith - Pinochet/Bell Helicopter 202447 at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (jdGlx)

203 192

Which would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?


Threesomes are always hot.

Posted by: Frank Luntz at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (GYllL)

204 Which would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?

I was in the pool!

Posted by: George at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (5/3w1)

205 What did we do to make ace so angry with us that he would post such an abomination?

Repent! Whatever it was, repent!!!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (k4dH2)

Some here were conspiring yesterday to have a commenting blackout on ace's first post. Apparently, ace just successfully pulled off an end around flea flicker double reverse ju jitsu post.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (4I/2K)

206 >>>It's taking me a bit to get up to speed.

>It may be time to shift the gears. Try not to redline your motor this early.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (BPuaD)

207 189 That photo is almost as revolting as Jill Biden's Christmas decorations.
______________

What did she do, decorate the WH Christmas trees with Hunter's old crack pipes?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (k4dH2)

208 Nice Ace, real nice Christmas cheer.

Combination of Stelter and the dude in Full Metal Jacket before he offs Gunny Hartman and then himself.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

209 Which would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

*glances at .45*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (csEWM)

210 201 New Hampshire's two shrills, I mean, senators, just threatened the Supreme Court if they strike down Roe. Way to go New Hampshire. You're so "moderate" and "independent". Killing babies is your hill to die on.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (VpIIl)

==========

Just think of all the fundraising Planned Parenthood will be able to accomplish after this epochal event!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

211 >>Bet this gets more comments too.

And this is how social media works.
A random Kardashian selfie pout gets millions and millions more views than fine art photography, beauty and wonder of the natural world.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (bDqIh)

212 202 "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and then I saw Tater in a Diaper. The Horror... The horror..."
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Snort.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (uia9V)

213 Why do you hate us? Why do you punish us with fat Tater pictures? We (mostly) behaved while you were away, and this is how you thank us?

Posted by: a.moron at November 30, 2021 12:25 PM (tu3iY)

214 Which would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

IT'S NOT A BINARY CHOICE!!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:25 PM (csEWM)

215 My understanding is that Stephen King was not pleased with Stanley Kubrick's version of *The Tatering*.

* bends index finger
Repaid...Repaid....Repaid

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 30, 2021 12:25 PM (w9Wax)

216 Yesterday's Mop-n-Glo art ain't so bad anymore.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:25 PM (/12FE)

217 I look like a god by comparison

https://tinyurl.com/bdyskwm5

Posted by: George Costanza at November 30, 2021 12:25 PM (etPhZ)

218 IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that Defendants are preliminarily enjoined from the implementation and enforcement of 86 Fed. Reg. 61,555 (Nov. 5, 2021), the Interim Final Rule with Comment Period entitled "Medicare and Medicaid Programs; Omnibus COVID-19 Health Care Staff Vaccination," against any and all Medicare- and Medicaid-certified providers and suppliers within the States of Alaska, Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Wyoming pending a trial on the merits of this action or until further order of this Court.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 30, 2021 12:25 PM (9zehC)

219 GET IN!

No time to explain.

Posted by: The guy in the car bugging out to get away from that pic at November 30, 2021 12:26 PM (AiZBA)

220 >>What did she do, decorate the WH Christmas trees with Hunter's old crack pipes?


Tacky and delusional (gingerbread display), just like the Bidens.
Note the emphasis on gifts -- gimme gimme gimme!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:26 PM (bDqIh)

221 >>>Which would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)

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I'd rather have a sleepover with Lorena Bobbitt.

Posted by: Turn two at November 30, 2021 12:26 PM (rPNPP)

222 While we are all made in God's image, for some of us he used a funhouse mirror.

Posted by: mikeski at November 30, 2021 12:26 PM (P1f+c)

223 Which would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM


I'd rather suck start my 1911.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 12:27 PM (m+jkK)

224 218. Someone bitch slapped CMS? Good.

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:27 PM (ONvIw)

225 Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (VpIIl)

Why not, nothing happened to Schumer when he did it.


Shaheen just threatened a revolution.

Imagine that. Sounds like insurrection. ?

Posted by: I mean at November 30, 2021 12:27 PM (vfeXL)

226 I spend hours doing research and making charts and graphs.

Ace posts a picture of the potato in a diaper.

Bet this gets more comments too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (0obRy)



At least you know where you stand as a guest cob.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

227 Tater started a media blog that nobody read, sold it for a small fortune, then gets a primo gig at CNN.

And nobody questions this rather unusual trajectory.

Posted by: That Guy at November 30, 2021 12:27 PM (Bmy3R)

228
Coming back full o hate for us, huh, ace?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2021 12:27 PM (pNxlR)

229 Back off Humpty, he's all mine!

*inserts vagina attachment onto body, looks at Stelter again, reconsiders; inserts potato schlong attachment instead*

Posted by: Mrs. Potatohead at November 30, 2021 12:27 PM (Geoni)

230 I'd say that diaper's full...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 30, 2021 12:27 PM (k83F5)

231 "Hate keeps a man alive 41"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (/12FE)

232 Just who is this "ace" fella...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (flINI)

233 I look like a god by comparison

https://tinyurl.com/bdyskwm5
Posted by: George Costanza at November 30, 2021 12:25 PM (etPhZ)

Yeah, Buddha.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (4I/2K)

234 What would senators from NH have to threaten the Supreme Court with (apology for grammar)?

Substandard maple syruping and feathering?

And thanks for the cupcake shot Ace.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (7erS5)

235 >>Tater started a media blog that nobody read, sold it for a small fortune, then gets a primo gig at CNN.

And nobody questions this rather unusual trajectory.



Don't forget the NYT online gig between the college media fanboy site and CNN. We can thank the NYT for making Stelter a thing as much as CNN.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

236 . . . and Ace, maybe it's time to go on vacation again.

Posted by: a.moron at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (tu3iY)

237 hich would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)
++++
Given that binary, celibacy strikes me as an ideal work-around.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (DU+/6)

238 Welcome back, Ace.

I do hope you were able to enjoy your time away.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (Apbdw)

239 207 189 That photo is almost as revolting as Jill Biden's Christmas decorations.
______________

What did she do, decorate the WH Christmas trees with Hunter's old crack pipes?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden


It's a cross between Freemont St. and The Scream.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 12:29 PM (GYllL)

240 Tacky and delusional (gingerbread display), just like the Bidens.
Note the emphasis on gifts -- gimme gimme gimme!
Posted by: Lizzy

And of course the Christmas tree was adorned with a picture of the two grifters.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:29 PM (oiNtH)

241 237 hich would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:22 PM (s2VJv)
++++
Given that binary, celibacy strikes me as an ideal work-around.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (DU+/6)

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Exactly - I'd let those two go at it and I'd go grab a drink. In another time zone.

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 12:29 PM (VJsqe)

242 I spend hours doing research and making charts and graphs.

Ace posts a picture of the potato in a diaper.

Bet this gets more comments too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 30, 2021 12:20 PM (0obRy)
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Know your audience.

Posted by: reason at November 30, 2021 12:29 PM (o0WIV)

243 I'm sort of stuck here. On one hand, it's great ace returned, on the other hand, ace seems to be angry with us.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:29 PM (sp7GM)

244 At least Buddha can genuinely smile

This guy looks like well Tater snowbound in a Colorado hotel... and there is no food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:29 PM (/12FE)

245 189 That photo is almost as revolting as Jill Biden's Christmas decorations.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 12:21 PM (GYllL)

The media is probably swooning over Jill's tacky display of boxes (empty due to supply chain...and the tragedy of the treadmill delayed)

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:29 PM (ONvIw)

246 Only Sandra Fluke could birth that baby. Even then they had to use a hydraulic jaws of life as a speculum.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM (+Z1Gj)

247 Which would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?

====

When you say "fuck" , do you mean sexual intercourse or something else... like processed for fat-fuel??

Posted by: runner at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM (faXIs)

248 231 "Hate keeps a man alive 41"
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:28 PM (/12FE)

*golfclap*

Also,

"My Hate will die... with you."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM (csEWM)

249 He looks like a cross between a potato and the Joker

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM (CYnTg)

250 New Hampshire's two shrills, I mean, senators, just threatened the Supreme Court if they strike down Roe. Way to go New Hampshire. You're so "moderate" and "independent". Killing babies is your hill to die on.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:24 PM (VpIIl)


I keep telling people NH is 'conservative' only if you compare it to the surrounding states. At least as far as Concord is basically North Massachusetts and beyond that the population is too small to make much headway. The heavy hand of government may lie light on the state, but don't fool yourselves; the population is slowly but surely turning left. In 20 years Live Free or Die will be stricken from license plates and no Dem candidate will bother with NH because it will be a solid blue state.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM (2JVJo)

251 Tacky and delusional (gingerbread display), just like the Bidens.
Note the emphasis on gifts -- gimme gimme gimme!
Posted by: Lizzy

And of course the Christmas tree was adorned with a picture of the two grifters.
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:29 PM


And you just know that there's George Floyd as Jesus ornament on one of those trees.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM (m+jkK)

252 And of course the Christmas tree was adorned with a picture of the two grifters.
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:29 PM (oiNtH)

Didn't Mooch put up pics of Marx and Mao?

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM (ONvIw)

253 248 "My Hate will die... with you."
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM (csEWM)

=========

I spit my last breath at thee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

254 What's next, a Butterball Powerbottom sex tape?

Say Yes!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (8m1jA)

255 That photo is so disturbing. I don't want to be mean but OMG, why that costume?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (4cDKa)

256 Most of her gifs are NSFW.

Well, neither is this one, but no 'nudity' per se...

https://tinyurl.com/32fyc7mp
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021


***
I'm a breast man; I freely admit it. In fact I announce it. But I have yet to decide if I really like Tessa Fowler. She's a little heavier in other departments than I think she ought to be, and even -- dare I say it? -- a little bigger in her most famous dimension than I think she ought to be. But she's pretty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (txdEq)

257 I've been struck blind! I can't see! I can't see!

Posted by: Biergood at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (FQWHA)

258 Joe Jack and the Propaniacs, Honey

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (7erS5)

259 ace seems to be angry with us.
Posted by: Blake -

Angry? Dude! He just rage fucked our eyeballs out of our heads with that atrocity!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (Vxu+H)

260 He kinda has a look like the dumb kid from full metal jacket.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (+Z1Gj)

261 =========

I spit my last breath at thee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (LvTSG)



You're just upset that we're linked for the rest of time.

You'll get over it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Tater started a media blog that nobody read, sold it for a small fortune, then gets a primo gig at CNN.
----

Don't forget getting profiled by the NYT while he was at Towson, and then getting hired as soon as he graduated:

https://tinyurl.com/4t2hwdfr

Wasn't fat back then, by the way. But the picture definitely looks like him.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 12:32 PM (sGnvY)

263 There goes breakfast and probably lunch. Looks like a KETO day.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 30, 2021 12:32 PM (iDcra)

264 261 You're just upset that we're linked for the rest of time.

You'll get over it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

========

"Dolley, we need to divorce and get remarried."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

265 In 20 years Live Free or Die will be stricken from license plates and no Dem candidate will bother with NH because it will be a solid blue state.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM


^^^ This. Portsmouth is basically Cambridge with a nice harbor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 12:32 PM (m+jkK)

266 One WH display showed a village which included a hospital, store, school, etc. and get this, a gas station with a pump that showed no price.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (oiNtH)

267 My understanding is that Stephen King was not pleased with Stanley Kubrick's version of *The Tatering*.

* bends index finger
Repaid...Repaid....Repaid
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 30, 2021 12:25 PM (w9Wax)

Yabbut! Sure it was a bad movie, which I know because my wife loved The Shining book and hated the movie. But how many movies have so many scenes that become memes/cultural touchstones/classic?
Between the Redrum and Scatman Caruthers getting the axe, 100 pages of no work and all play, Jack's totally over the top meltdown, the movie can suck and still be awesome.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (MFphb)

268 Whatever I did to make you post that pic, I'M FUCKING SORRY!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (kTF2Z)

269 > What did she do, decorate the WH Christmas trees with Hunter's old crack pipes?

Looks like something the White Witch from Narnia might have dreamed up during opiate withdrawal.

So, yeah, Hunter may have had some input there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (bW8dp)

270
...the only thing he's been known to molest is the ponderosa baked potato bar.
Posted by: 18-1


As it happened, last night we watched "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" after I had asked Mrs. Krebs, "How about watching Richard Dreyfus taking indecent liberties with mashed potatoes?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (pNxlR)

271 NH likes to put themselves out there as independents. Apparently "independents" now think baby killing is worth threatening SCOTUS and the country with a "revolution" for. I guess the crusty old hacks they elected picked this as their battle line.

They are a Democrats through and through. There isn't a "moderate" or "independent" bone on their body. They've voted for all of this destruction and now they will go after unborn babies. Filth.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (Y07NH)

272 263 There goes breakfast and probably lunch. Looks like a KETO day.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at November 30, 2021 12:32 PM (iDcra)

More like a post-emesis, unplanned, intermittent fast

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (ONvIw)

273 Tater started a media blog that nobody read, sold it for a small fortune, then gets a primo gig at CNN.

And nobody questions this rather unusual trajectory.


My understanding is that the media read his blog because it constantly slobbered over how stunning and brave they are. So his getting a media job out of it isn't really *that* surprising.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (M242G)

274 An actual photograph of Brian Stelter at a Halloween party, from his college days at @TowsonU. He hasn't changed a bit, (including his diaper)

-----

I'm envisioning him standing before Gunnery Sergeant Hartman on Day One of Boot Camp ... "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

TowSonU? He could be the team mascot.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (mZ3xv)

275 I have now seen something that cannot be unseen.

Posted by: redchief at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (Kab4E)

276 ***
I'm a breast man; I freely admit it. In fact I announce it. But I have yet to decide if I really like Tessa Fowler. She's a little heavier in other departments than I think she ought to be, and even -- dare I say it? -- a little bigger in her most famous dimension than I think she ought to be. But she's pretty.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (txdEq)



I give her full credit for knowing how to take advantage of her assets.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

277 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (Vxu+H)
------

Some of us prefer not to provoke the great and mighty ace further.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (sp7GM)

278 Tater does have two young children. Which is pretty much the "coin of the realm" he works in. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (OssQ4)

279 237 hich would you rather fuck:

Naked Ottoman Guy or Diaper Stetler above?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 30, 2021 12:22

I involuntarily shuddered reading that question. Just no.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (4cDKa)

280 > One WH display showed a village which included a hospital, store, school, etc. and get this, a gas station with a pump that showed no price.

Some guerrilla insider really needs to slap one of those "I Did That" stickers on it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (bW8dp)

281 Welcome back Ace.
I now need eye bleach.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (xG/ze)

282 What did she do, decorate the WH Christmas trees with Hunter's old crack pipes?

The funny joke is that there's supposed to be one stocking on the fireplace for each Biden grandchild. Except there's only 6, which presumably omits Hunter's crack baby.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (M242G)

283
========

"Dolley, we need to divorce and get remarried."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:32 PM (LvTSG)



That, will not work.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

284 So who doethnt like my dick in the mashed potatoes?!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (7erS5)

285 Yeah, I said it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (OssQ4)

286 I don't wanna hear any more bitching about my spider pics after this.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (o2MD2)

287 Didn't Mooch put up pics of Marx and Mao?
Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM


Probably some dumb fuck little staffers who thought it would be all subversive and stuff. But they weren't removed as far as I know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (m+jkK)

288 So Tessa Fowler could play Velma in a pr0n Scooby Doo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (/12FE)

289 CN @ 252 - why yes she did.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (oiNtH)

290 I'm a breast man; I freely admit it. In fact I announce it. But I have yet to decide if I really like Tessa Fowler. She's a little heavier in other departments than I think she ought to be, and even -- dare I say it? -- a little bigger in her most famous dimension than I think she ought to be. But she's pretty.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:31 PM (txdEq)

Eh, I like her. She is sunny and smiling and does not seem to stare daggers at the camera. Plus, aside from lots of topless stuff, she has not gone into the... seedier sides of webcamming/onlyfans as of yet.

I realize that is a contradiction, but there you go.

She is a good standby when you are going for happy, busty redheads.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (csEWM)

291 I hope this is posting in the proper window because now I'm blind

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

292 I been in some ugly places... but even I wouldn't touch that!

Posted by: Willie Brown's willie at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (0dmP2)

293 249 He looks like a cross between a potato and the Joker
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM (CYnTg)
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Why so starcheous?

Posted by: reason at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (o0WIV)

294 SHIT! I was just about to go get lunch and you had to post that picture! OH THE HUMANITY!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (JNTt1)

295 267 Between the Redrum and Scatman Caruthers getting the axe, 100 pages of no work and all play, Jack's totally over the top meltdown, the movie can suck and still be awesome.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (MFphb)

========

The movie is better than the book.

The book has all the backstory of the hotel which isn't necessary at all, all delivered weirdly through the scrapbook that's just there for reasons. And the topiary stuff is all wrong. It's effective in the moment, but there's a very specific type of horror prevalent throughout the book, a deep fear of a father losing control of himself due to outside influences and turning on his family (whether because of booze or ghosts). The topiary stuff is the wrong type of horror, pretty much there to find another way to keep the Torrances in the hotel when they're already snowed in by a dozen feet of snow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

296 More like a post-emesis, unplanned, intermittent fast

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (ONvIw)

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Still traumatized by that photo ... I read your last word as "fist."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (mZ3xv)

297
One WH display showed a village which included a hospital, store, school, etc. and get this, a gas station with a pump that showed no price.
Posted by: Cheri


Oh, it showed a price, but it was ascending at such a rapid rate that all one could see was a white blur.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

298 Threesomes are always hot.
Posted by: Frank Luntz at November 30, 2021


***
We beg to differ!

Posted by: The Three Stooges at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (txdEq)

299 Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.

Posted by: Captain Ahab at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (uWF4x)

300
I keep telling people NH is 'conservative' only if you compare it to the surrounding states. At least as far as Concord is basically North Massachusetts and beyond that the population is too small to make much headway. The heavy hand of government may lie light on the state, but don't fool yourselves; the population is slowly but surely turning left. In 20 years Live Free or Die will be stricken from license plates and no Dem candidate will bother with NH because it will be a solid blue state.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:30 PM


A couple of decades back there was a movement called The Free State Project IIRC the name correctly. They were trying to get 10,000 like minded conservative people to move to a small state and "take over". They picked New Hampshire and some of them actually moved. Didn't change anything though. Haven't heard anything from them in a long time.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (bVYXr)

301 Those thighs are lumpy, not creamy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2021 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

302 The funny joke is that there's supposed to be one stocking on the fireplace for each Biden grandchild. Except there's only 6, which presumably omits Hunter's crack baby.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (M242G)

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There is no such thing as cancel culture!!!

-the left

Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 12:36 PM (VJsqe)

303 Some of us prefer not to provoke the great and mighty ace further.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM


Do not taunt Happy Fun ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 12:36 PM (m+jkK)

304 Didn't Mooch put up pics of Marx and Mao?

Someone did yeah. I'm guessing the first lady isn't out with a T square and fabric swatches designing jack, much less climbing on a ladder to hang ornaments. But they oversee and approve what is done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

305 292 I been in some ugly places... but even I wouldn't touch that!

Posted by: Willie Brown's willie at November 30, 2021 12:35 PM (0dmP2)

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I was gonna make the same comment, only socked as "#DrunkDonLeMon's fingers."

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 12:37 PM (mZ3xv)

306 Nothing wrong with Tessa Fowler's tits.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:37 PM (Lrwak)

307 I've been to some town meetings in NH where the old jackasses kept lecturing me about how their positions were a reflection of NH, not party politics. I laughed in their faces. "We have an "independent" streak, blah, blah, blah". I told them they were frauds, and not very good ones. Garbage like this just continually proves it. They are just a bunch of Left Wing jackasses.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:37 PM (Y07NH)

308 Trump lost NH by less by around .5% in 2016.

I know a lot of people here like to write off places (like they said VA was unwinnable) but just because a Democrat says something stupid, it doesn't mean the whole place feels the same way.

Posted by: Blago at November 30, 2021 12:37 PM (ATzjB)

309 32 Eye bleach, stat!

I guess it is sort of a sweater?

https://tinyurl.com/3hwzrvtj
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM (csEWM)

YOU are a great American! Thanks, I needed that!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 30, 2021 12:38 PM (JNTt1)

310 Those thighs are lumpy, not creamy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2021 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)


Hi Lumpy Space Princess. -- Finn the human

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 30, 2021 12:38 PM (AiZBA)

311 > The funny joke is that there's supposed to be one stocking on the fireplace for each Biden grandchild. Except there's only 6, which presumably omits Hunter's crack baby.

That's just plain evil.

Not the kid's fault her parents are a crackhead and a stripper. She was born with about five strikes against her; the least Dopey Joe and Frau Doktor Professor Jill could do would be to give the poor little crotchfruit as close to a normal life as possible.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:38 PM (bW8dp)

312 Between the Redrum and Scatman Caruthers getting the axe, 100 pages of no work and all play, Jack's totally over the top meltdown, the movie can suck and still be awesome.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

I like it for all the wrong reasons. Nicholson's epic overacting also makes me laugh every time I see it.

Posted by: Biergood at November 30, 2021 12:38 PM (FQWHA)

313 Eh, I like her. She is sunny and smiling and does not seem to stare daggers at the camera. Plus, aside from lots of topless stuff, she has not gone into the... seedier sides of webcamming/onlyfans as of yet.

I realize that is a contradiction, but there you go.

She is a good standby when you are going for happy, busty redheads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021


***
The sunny, smiling thing is a big big plus.

Posted by: The Three Stooges at November 30, 2021 12:38 PM (txdEq)

314 Didn't Mooch put up pics of Marx and Mao?

Yes, because they didn't have a ladder.

Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2021 12:38 PM (ELgVT)

315 Re Jeannie Pirro rant: It was OK until she got to Chauvin and McMichael cases. Th Chauvin case is a nearly perfect example of railroading, and so too the McMichaels.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at November 30, 2021 12:39 PM (+56GQ)

316
Star Wars: ROTA

Return of the Ace

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 30, 2021 12:39 PM (j4t07)

317 Tessa will not age well and she's getting a bit heavier in more recent pics. She should emulate Cindy Margolis.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 30, 2021 12:39 PM (4I/2K)

318 Well, these folks don't like the Biden's Christmas decorations. I don't get all the red tall shapes, but o can't see it very well:

https://tinyurl.com/yh7msupu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2021 12:39 PM (omOEw)

319 Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (M242G)


I feel bad for that kid, not his fault that his parents are assholes.

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:40 PM (ONvIw)

320 Tessa will undergo some kind of time dilation with those gravitational orbs. Thank you.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2021 12:40 PM (7erS5)

321 >>The funny joke is that there's supposed to be one stocking on the fireplace for each Biden grandchild. Except there's only 6, which presumably omits Hunter's crack baby.



Yiiiiikes.

However, that grandkid may be the most normal one if the mom straightens out and keeps him(?) away from that creepy, dysfunctional family.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

322 Between the Redrum and Scatman Caruthers getting the axe, 100 pages of no work and all play, Jack's totally over the top meltdown, the movie can suck and still be awesome.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

I like it for all the wrong reasons. Nicholson's epic overacting also makes me laugh every time I see it.
Posted by: Biergood at November 30, 2021


***
I was at an SF con in 1983 when someone asked King, the Guest of Honor, at a panel what he thought of Kubrick's movie. He said:

"I consider I handed Stanley Kubrick a live hand grenade . . . and he heroically threw his body on top of it."

Posted by: The Three Stooges at November 30, 2021 12:40 PM (txdEq)

323 Now do Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 12:40 PM (BPuaD)

324 My eyes!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 30, 2021 12:41 PM (ufFY8)

325 The funny joke is that there's supposed to be one stocking on the fireplace for each Biden grandchild. Except there's only 6, which presumably omits Hunter's crack baby.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 30, 2021 12:34 PM (M242G)

That little girl is so lucky that she avoided being counted in that family. From all accounts, her mother has long ago left the stripper trade behind and the girl is surrounded by a lot of loving relatives. I wonder if Hunter ever ponied up child support. He fought it hard and for that reason alone, among so many, he is a horrible human being.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:41 PM (oiNtH)

326 And that, Clarice, is the truly terrifying face of evil.

Posted by: Dr. Hannibal Lector at November 30, 2021 12:41 PM (e5f4b)

327
Should have hired a competent engineer to design that system


Sounds like a job for the Pancaking Bridges' Wymyns of Broward County!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2021 12:41 PM (pNxlR)

328 Now do Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 12:40 PM (BPuaD)
++++
Why go back where you've been?

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 30, 2021 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

329 Welcome back Ace, missed you lots.

Last time I went on vacay I sunburned my perineum, hope you avoided that.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 12:41 PM (P9T5R)

330 It HAS to be true.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at November 30, 2021 12:41 PM (jri1N)

331 Steven King is a douche and his opinion about movies made from his books is generally elitist twaddle, although Lawnmower Man was awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

332 Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:41 PM (oiNtH)

Glad to hear something positive about this. No baby deserves to become a punchline like this kid has.

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:42 PM (ONvIw)

333 >>The funny joke is that there's supposed to be one stocking on the fireplace for each Biden grandchild. Except there's only 6, which presumably omits Hunter's crack baby.


I'm sure there are stockings for ALL the Granddaughters. In the shower.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:42 PM (Lrwak)

334 > However, that grandkid may be the most normal one if the mom straightens out and keeps him(?) away from that creepy, dysfunctional family.

Good point. If I were forced to choose a random stripper and Grandpa Gropey to babysit my kid, I'd have to go with the stripper.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:42 PM (bW8dp)

335 Tessa will not age well and she's getting a bit heavier in more recent pics. She should emulate Cindy Margolis.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 30, 2021


***
This. If Tessa would get into some light weight training, a la Adele's recent transformation . . .

Posted by: The Three Stooges at November 30, 2021 12:42 PM (txdEq)

336 Last time I went on vacay I sunburned my perineum, hope you avoided that.

That'll happen

Posted by: Josh Brolin at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

337 I had no clue who Tessa Fowler is.

If they're not on the cover of Nat. Enq. or equivalent in the racks lining the checkout lane, how am I supposed to know?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (a3Q+t)

338 Fluffy white fat. Soooo good for cooking delicious donuts.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (jri1N)

339 Wonder how John Edwards kid is doing?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (7erS5)

340 >>If Tessa would get into some light weight training


A strict regiment of flat footed reverse cowgirl will whip her into shape in no time.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (Lrwak)

341 You want Christina Hendricks.
You'd take Tessa Fowler.
You'll get Nancy Pelosi in a red fright wig.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

342 Steven King is a douche and his opinion about movies made from his books is generally elitist twaddle, although Lawnmower Man was awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:42 PM (KZzsI)



And 'The Lawnmower Woman' porn had absolutely nothing to do with that movie. She was actually a riding lawnmower sales woman.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

343 336 Last time I went on vacay I sunburned my perineum, hope you avoided that.

That'll happen
Posted by: Josh Brolin at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

Dammit! Too slow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (csEWM)

344 Good point. If I were forced to choose a random stripper and Grandpa Gropey to babysit my kid, I'd have to go with the stripper.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at Nove

I wouldn't let Joe near my children. Ever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (4cDKa)

345 NH likes to put themselves out there as independents. Apparently "independents" now think baby killing is worth threatening SCOTUS and the country with a "revolution" for. I guess the crusty old hacks they elected picked this as their battle line.

And the thing is, they don't have to say a word. Roberts ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT do a thing to touch Roe and the traitors ACB and Boofy will go right along with his cowardice.

These crusty old hacks are only flapping their jaws to get good coverage from the Union Leader (which hasn't been a conservative paper since Bill Loeb died).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (2JVJo)

346 Good point. If I were forced to choose a random stripper and Grandpa Gropey to babysit my kid, I'd have to go with the stripper.

Yeah she'll forget to feed or change the baby while out scoring more heroin, but she won't molest the poor thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

347 This photo is one reason why Twatter has the new photo ban policy. Jan 6th protestors getting arrested by the Feebs? No those pics are all good.

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (+W8+H)

348 You want Christina Hendricks.
You'd take Tessa Fowler.
You'll get Nancy Pelosi in a red fright wig.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (DU+/6)



Now, that's just mean......


https://youtu.be/BKHoMi-U8g4

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

349 I wonder if Hunter ever ponied up child support. He fought it hard and for that reason alone, among so many, he is a horrible human being.
________________

The mother settled her suit against Hunter. She took a one-time lump payment, something like $12 million (according to the report). It's a drop in the bucket for that scumbag Hunter, who was pulling in tens of millions a year on his grifting scam.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (k4dH2)

350 Looks like pvt. Pyle one second before killing Sgt. Harrman. Same crazy eyes.

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at November 30, 2021 12:45 PM (wnyCJ)

351
Lawnmower Man 2 wasn't very good. But, it was in the same theater where my lame school made me go watch "Mr. Holland's Gay Little Boomer Opus." I ditched those losers afterward, and theater-hopped to LM2. Much better movie. And less of the insufferable Dreyfuss.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 12:45 PM (JtPV8)

352 The movie is better than the book.

The book has all the backstory of the hotel which blah blah blah blah...

My wife says we're wrong, and that's that.
I never read the book, so I went into the movie clean and enjoyed it for what it was.

Also confirmed the stereotype of the person who read the book who won't shut up during the movie as being real.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 12:45 PM (MFphb)

353 Some things are too good to verify.

Posted by: aelfheld at November 30, 2021 12:45 PM (Zy9Yy)

354 274 Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 12:33 PM (mZ3xv)

The Towson Tantrums....

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 12:45 PM (Lzpvj)

355 314 Didn't Mooch put up pics of Marx and Mao?

Yes, because they didn't have a ladder.


After Hermey the Elf Dentist removed all the teeth from the Obaminable Moochman, it was happy to put the pics on the top of the tree.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 30, 2021 12:46 PM (w9Wax)

356 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (2JVJo)

The people I know from NH interpret "Live Free of Die" as low taxes and cheap labor for us, shit for you, peons.

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 12:46 PM (ONvIw)

357 i can never unsee it, the horror

Posted by: robert kendall at November 30, 2021 12:46 PM (+UGno)

358 Tessa will not age well and she's getting a bit heavier in more recent pics. She should emulate Cindy Margolis.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 30, 2021 12:39 PM (4I/2K)

All Glory is fleeting

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 12:46 PM (M+Lyo)

359 >>The East Wing communications director Elizabeth Alexander told CNN that the idea was to showcase "things that unite and heal, and bring us together."


"unite. . . and bring us together"
Someone needs a thesaurus for Christmas Inoffensive Non-denominational Winter Holiday.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:46 PM (bDqIh)

360 I guess it is sort of a sweater?

https://tinyurl.com/3hwzrvtj
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:07 PM


You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 12:46 PM (m+jkK)

361 Dreyfuss can be great but he made some really sappy, annoying movies too. His bit in RED was fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

362 > Tessa will not age well

Well, not by tomorrow morning.

I wouldn't be thinking in terms of anything long-term there, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (bW8dp)

363 Steven King is a douche and his opinion about movies made from his books is generally elitist twaddle, although Lawnmower Man was awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

When King speaks on what makes a movie great we must listen because he wrote and directed the classic Maximum Overdrive.

Posted by: Biergood at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (FQWHA)

364 Also confirmed the stereotype of the person who read the book who won't shut up during the movie as being real.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 12:45 PM (MFphb)

**Shifty Eyes**

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (dfRN6)

365 351 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 12:45 PM (JtPV

Richard "I am most famous for not being eaten by a shark" Dreyfuss

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (Lzpvj)

366 >> Dreyfuss can be great


Baby Steps

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (Lrwak)

367 You'll get Nancy Pelosi in a red fright wig.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (DU+/6)[


I revise and extend my remarks. You are NOT a good man.

Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (mbFEM)

368 Exactly - and it is stomach-turning. If that ain't Stelter it's only because Stelter didn't think of it first. $20 says he'd don that outfit in a heartbeat.
Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2021 12:12 PM (VJsqe)

Depends.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (vuisn)

369 I don't know as it's been mentioned yet, but the FAA just "found" 700 more flight records for Epstein flights.

Which may be directly connected to why, all of a sudden, there was a flurry of resignations yesterday--walmart, twitter, CNBC etc.

Because they didn't think they'd be caught.

Remember the artemis theory: the good guys have all the goods on these people, they are just trying to find legitimate ways to get it into evidence.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 12:48 PM (AwPyG)

370 Steven King is a douche and his opinion about movies made from his books is generally elitist twaddle, although Lawnmower Man was awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021


***
His politics are awful, yes but he is a very good storyteller (or was until recent years; I haven't read all of his recent novels). My opinion generally of films made from his novels accords with his: The filmmakers of the cheaper adaptations seize on all the creepy-crawly stuff or the jump scare material, and leave out the human elements that make his stories go. The best adaptations have been Stand By Me and Shawshank Redemption, w/ Apt Pupil up there too. I have not seen the film of The Green Mile, but it was from Frank Darabont, who understood what was going on in Shawshank[/], so maybe it's good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:48 PM (txdEq)

371 363 When King speaks on what makes a movie great we must listen because he wrote and directed the classic Maximum Overdrive.
Posted by: Biergood at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (FQWHA)

==========

The three keys to a great movie, as told by Stephen King:

1) Cocaine
2) Cocaine
3) All the cocaine

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

372 Sexy.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:48 PM (txdEq)

374 Steven King trashing that which made him rich. Fits in with his Marxist worldview, I guess.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (sp7GM)

375 361 Dreyfuss can be great but he made some really sappy, annoying movies too. His bit in RED was fun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

Indeed. RED was like the Expendables without being as on the nose with the gimmick.

Plus, Willis almost seemed engaged and whatshername was cute as a button.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (csEWM)

376 >>That little girl is so lucky that she avoided being counted in that family. From all accounts, her mother has long ago left the stripper trade behind and the girl is surrounded by a lot of loving relatives. I wonder if Hunter ever ponied up child support. He fought it hard and for that reason alone, among so many, he is a horrible human being.


That's good to hear!
Yes, Hunter paid up in order to avoid showing up in court, and I assume, providing details on his finances.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (bDqIh)

377 374 Steven King trashing that which made him rich. Fits in with his Marxist worldview, I guess.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (sp7GM)

========

His books made him rich.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

378 His politics are awful, yes but he is a very good storyteller (or was until recent years; I haven't read all of his recent novels)

He can be, in short stories but he kinda loses his way in longer stuff and has a sort of fixation on a few very constantly repeated themes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

379 I come here for the posts. I stay for the pervy discussions of big-boobers I've never heard of before.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

380 Why is it every little boy in a hallmark movie has girlishly long hair? That crap went out in the 80's.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (KomcD)

381 Willis almost seemed engaged and whatshername was cute as a button.

I think that was the last movie he really cared about or tried. He's sleepwalking through everything now like DeNiro. I guess when you get rich enough you stop trying?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

382 My G*d, what a hideous picture of the most supreme dork in all of Dorkdom.

My first thought was a line from Meatballs. "Please, Lance...we're eating!"

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (sVtYq)

383

Greek Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis announced mandatory Covid-19 vaccination for all Greeks above 60 years of age before a cabinet meeting in Athens on Tuesday, in an effort to tackle the new omicron variation threat ahead of the festive season.

Those who refuse to get vaccinated will have to pay a monthly fine of 100 euros ($114) for each month they don't get jabbed, starting on Jan. 16, according to Mitsotakis. The penalty will be imposed by the tax authorities directly to those who haven't been inoculated and the funds collected will be given to Greek hospitals fighting the pandemic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (63Dwl)

384 @380

For some reason, it's big in hollywood to have unkempt kids. You may draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (AwPyG)

385 "These crusty old hacks are only flapping their jaws to get good coverage from the Union Leader (which hasn't been a conservative paper since Bill Loeb died).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:44 PM (2JVJo)"

You had to see how pissed they were when I told them my land was now closed to hunting or any trespassing. That was really a Revolution. Lolol. I laughed in their faces.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (Y07NH)

386 Who resigned from CNBC? Not Cramer I hope

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (7erS5)

387 Brian the potato, has managed to be as obnoxious as any other human being as ever imagined.

Welcome back, ace. You were missed. Hope you had a grand time.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 30, 2021 12:51 PM (Kcf2u)

388 Kamala Harris Could Become First Supreme Court Justice to Have Failed Bar Exam

Posted by: SMOD at November 30, 2021 12:51 PM (RHGPo)

389 His books made him rich.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (LvTSG)

------

Carrie got him started, but the screen rights really paid off.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:51 PM (sp7GM)

390 As for other SK films, I think The Dead Zone was a good adaptation, though I have a strong preference for the best episodes of the USA TV series with Anthony Michael Hall (yes! really!) as Johnny Smith.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:51 PM (txdEq)

391 If this is not, in fact, Tater, it will provoke him into releasing photos of him in his Speedo or tighty whities.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (cSyAR)

392 I revise and extend my remarks. You are NOT a good man.
Posted by: blaster at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (mbFEM)
++++
Yeah, rereading that, I see that it was unkind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (DU+/6)

393 It's real otherwise he would be bald.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (fgzLM)

394 The three keys to a great movie, as told by Stephen King:

1) Cocaine
2) Cocaine
3) All the cocaine
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 12:48 PM (LvTSG)


He's not wrong ...

Posted by: Aaron Sorkin at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (h5TKJ)

395 I remember wondering why the Hell the school made us go see that piece of crap when I was suffering through it. Looking back now I realize... it's a love letter to the boomer generation, and a love letter to the teaching profession, and a love letter to dumb hippie stuff. So for those aged-out hippie edumucators at the school, it was like porn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (JtPV8)

396 That's good to hear!
Yes, Hunter paid up in order to avoid showing up in court, and I assume, providing details on his finances.
Posted by: Lizzy

Agreed. I read an interview that they did with the mom's sister who gave this information. The mom probably can't speak via terms of the settlement. Her sister said that they all love the little girl and she is surrounded by a good family. I pray so.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (oiNtH)

397 Is this what twitter was made for? Really??

Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (PswJN)

398 Looks like Tater was quite the ladies man in college.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (v0R5T)

399 I would love to hear a lawyer here explain why on earth the judge closed the Ghislane trial from any media or coverage, for any reason except "this will reveal things those of us in power want hidden".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

400 I think on the book thread the general consensus is that King's writing suffered after that accident.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (AwPyG)

401 I figure the fix is already in for the Maxwell trial.

Reason: Maxwell is still alive.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (bW8dp)

402 Welcome back, Ace! I hope you enjoyed your vacation. We missed you.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at November 30, 2021 12:53 PM (JJatH)

403 Gabe Malor caught the HomoCon variant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2021 12:53 PM (7F9te)

404 Fluffy white fat. Soooo good for cooking delicious donuts.
Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mutherfuckers at November 30, 2021 12:43 PM (jri1N)


I don't think Brian Stetler will agree to be rendered down just so's you can eat delicious donuts.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 12:53 PM (5NkmN)

405 >>I would love to hear a lawyer here explain why on earth the judge closed the Ghislane trial from any media or coverage, for any reason except "this will reveal things those of us in power want hidden".


Feds don't want any sunlight in their Courts.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:53 PM (Lrwak)

406 His books made him rich.

Yeah but the movies and TV shows made him MUCH richer. Books can pay pretty well but film pays ten times as much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

407 399 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (KZzsI)


I think the prevailing moral baseline of GloboHomo Socialist inc makes Bill Clinton look like Fred Rogers

Posted by: sven at November 30, 2021 12:54 PM (Lzpvj)

408 401 I figure the fix is already in for the Maxwell trial.

Reason: Maxwell is still alive.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (bW8dp)

Well, they have managed to squelch all info coming out of the trial for the moment. That way the plebs don't hear anything they might take the correct way.

Our Justice system at work!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:54 PM (csEWM)

409 I was thinking...Ace, self portrait. Until I looked a little closer and saw the "Tater" resemblance.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 30, 2021 12:54 PM (R5lpX)

410 Looks like Tater was quite the ladies man in college.

--

I see you've noticed his "come hither" look too.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2021 12:54 PM (sVtYq)

411 On the first day of the Ghislane Maxwell trial,
the CEO of Twitter resigned., the CFO of Wal Mart resigned & the CFO of CNBC resigned.

All coincidences, I'm sure.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2021 12:54 PM (dwZfR)

412 Hope you had a great time on your well deserved vacation. The COBS and guests did you proud in your absence. Welcome back!

Posted by: RM at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (U3LtS)

413 Don't tell me. You went to Maui and forgot your vaccine card.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

414 @399

Yeah. The 6th amendment give a defendant the right to "a public trial" but the defendant can waive that right. However, courts have held that the 1st Amend gives the public and the press the right to monitor the proceedings

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (AwPyG)

415 I am a leg man, and Christina Hendricks has uglier feet than Oprah. As repulsive as Tater in a diaper.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (o2MD2)

416 He can be, in short stories but he kinda loses his way in longer stuff and has a sort of fixation on a few very constantly repeated themes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021


***
You could say the same about Dickens, Hemingway, Steinbeck, et al.

King's great novel 11/22/63 is just that: an epic time-travel SF novel with a love story, suspense, and a picture of a world (American 1958-1963) now lost.

His early short stories were superb and would have made great TV anthology fare: "Trucks" (the core idea of Maximum Overdrive) and "Battleground" especially.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (txdEq)

417 I see you've noticed his "come hither" look too.

Looked more like an "I'm about to shoot Gunny Hartman" look to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

418 NH likes to put themselves out there as independents. Apparently "independents" now think baby killing is worth threatening SCOTUS and the country with a "revolution" for. I guess the crusty old hacks they elected picked this as their battle line.
______________

It's all bullshit anyway. Roe v. Wade was always bad case law, and the 3-trimester framework has now been surpassed by medicine, where advances since the 70's have pushed the fetus "viability" date well back into the second trimester.

It's a crap case, decided for crap reasons, and it needs to be jettisoned, for reasons both legal and scientific. Abortion was never a federal constitutional right, nor should the SCOTUS have declared it to be so. It should have been left to the individual states to decide what restrictions they wished to enact, and those would inevitably have changed over time as the science of medicine changed, and as social attitudes toward sex and pregnancy changed.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 12:56 PM (k4dH2)

419 Why is it every little boy in a hallmark movie has girlishly long hair? That crap went out in the 80's.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2021 12:49 PM (KomcD)



Well, apparently, it's back in style. Every high school I've seen this year has a whole HOST of kids roaming around with long hair.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

420 The Dow is now down 600 points.

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:56 PM (bW8dp)

421
I would love to hear a lawyer here explain why on earth the judge closed the Ghislane trial from any media or coverage, for any reason except "this will reveal things those of us in power want hidden".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

Sorta. I'm guessing "I'll be suppressing 90% of the testimony in this trial on flimsy grounds, to please the Dems sponsoring my Appeals Court appointment. Not a good look for any of us power demons, ya know?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 12:56 PM (JtPV8)

422 399 I would love to hear a lawyer here explain why on earth the judge closed the Ghislane trial from any media or coverage, for any reason except "this will reveal things those of us in power want hidden".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:52 PM (KZzsI)
-------------------

Now, the media can tell us what they want us to know. This trial will be as rigged as the Rittenhouse trial would have been.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:56 PM (iam1O)

423 I see you've noticed his "come hither" look too.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2021 12:54 PM (sVtYq)

Oh yes.

Posted by: bowl of Sour Cream at November 30, 2021 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

424 I am a leg man, and Christina Hendricks has uglier feet than Oprah. As repulsive as Tater in a diaper.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (o2MD2)

Quentin?!! Quentin, is that really you?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 12:57 PM (MFphb)

425 420 The Dow is now down 600 points.

Merry Christmas, everybody!
---------------
But wait. There's moar!

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 12:57 PM (uia9V)

426 >>The Dow is now down 600 points.


At Dow 34k...
not a big move.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:57 PM (Lrwak)

427 I would love to hear a lawyer here explain why on earth the judge closed the Ghislane trial from any media or coverage, for any reason except "this will reveal things those of us in power want hidden".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I've read that Federal trials are not to be televised. I don't know. If only her last name was Rittenhouse I am sure that they would have made an exception.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 12:57 PM (oiNtH)

428 I think on the book thread the general consensus is that King's writing suffered after that accident.
Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021


***
Very possible. Though I still love "The Langoliers," "The Library Policeman," and 11/22/63.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:57 PM (txdEq)

429 I would love to hear a lawyer here explain why on earth the judge closed the Ghislane trial from any media or coverage, for any reason except "this will reveal things those of us in power want hidden".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I had heard on a show this am is that it is a Federal case and there is a rule, no cameras in Federal Court. Not sure if true.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 12:57 PM (qpolg)

430 Dreyfuss can be great but he made some really sappy, annoying movies too. His bit in RED was fun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:46 PM (KZzsI)


He's very good with Danny DeVito in the underrated Tin Men.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 12:57 PM (2JVJo)

431 humpty-dumpty potato baby is the stuff nightmare slasher movies are made of.

Posted by: Ripley at November 30, 2021 12:58 PM (MxEKc)

432 @408

I dunno; as I mentioned above, I think the bad guys are just realizing they have a tiger by the tail.

No question the fix was in--18 months wait for trial, very sketchy judge. But there's clearly some surprises here, since it's a resignation extravaganza.

Oh--and watch Smollett--this may be the "thing" that made them reverse course on the Kamala plan.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 12:58 PM (AwPyG)

433 Welcome back, Mr O'Spades

Posted by: Flyover at November 30, 2021 12:58 PM (Rbu5d)

434 Those who refuse to get vaccinated will have to pay a monthly fine of 100 euros ($114) for each month they don't get jabbed, starting on Jan. 16, according to Mitsotakis. The penalty will be imposed by the tax authorities directly to those who haven't been inoculated and the funds collected will be given to Greek hospitals fighting the pandemic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (63Dwl)


Well, that's the 'put' under the cost of falsifying vaccination records. So much for free markets in Greece.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 12:58 PM (P9T5R)

435 No Tater Tots !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 30, 2021 12:58 PM (M+Lyo)

436 Lets not tell Ace that Meat Puppet is still Resident. Give him another hour or two of pleasant contemplation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 30, 2021 12:58 PM (hKlEp)

437 The Feds do it to keep Courtroom Illustrators employed.

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:58 PM (Lrwak)

438 Now, the media can tell us what they want us to know. This trial will be as rigged as the Rittenhouse trial would have been.
==
This is also why Bannon wants all the documents for his issue released to the public. Otherwise the NYT will lie about it, via "leaks", and in the public's mind he'll be convicted before trial starts.

Posted by: i can feel it coming in the air tonight at November 30, 2021 12:58 PM (I1EqR)

439 420 The Dow is now down 600 points.

Merry Christmas, everybody!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 12:56 PM (bW8dp)
-----------------

If you like timing don't forget the Santa Claus rally.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 12:58 PM (iam1O)

440 429 I would love to hear a lawyer here explain why on earth the judge closed the Ghislane trial from any media or coverage, for any reason except "this will reveal things those of us in power want hidden".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I had heard on a show this am is that it is a Federal case and there is a rule, no cameras in Federal Court. Not sure if true.
---------------
Isn't the Judge Comey's daughter?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 12:59 PM (uia9V)

441 >>> Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (63Dwl)


Do people in Greece care? I thought they were notorious for not paying taxes and ignoring laws.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 12:59 PM (+Z1Gj)

442 I keep checking the main page and ace has artfully placed that pic so the eyes stare out at you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:59 PM (csEWM)

443 Dave in FL, what was the comment count in your thread?

Just asking.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 12:59 PM (sp7GM)

444
I had heard on a show this am is that it is a Federal case and there is a rule, no cameras in Federal Court. Not sure if true.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 12:57 PM (qpolg)

------

The judge made that cheesy excuse about it being too hot for the virgin ears of the American people, given our moral and upright character, and stuff.

I'll guess that there will be no transcript allowed out either, because the trial is a sham.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 12:59 PM (JtPV8)

445 If Stelter was a superhero, that would be his Tuberman costume.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:59 PM (o2MD2)

446 Looked more like an "I'm about to shoot Gunny Hartman" look to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM


Yeah...that's an "I just chambered a live round" look.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (m+jkK)

447 I'm guessing Dow's dip(s) are being attributed to the Moronic variant? Once generic sniffles start to envelope the globe, will we have Wall Streeters jumping out of windows as we plunge 20k points? What an insane world.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (sVtYq)

448 440: nope, a prosecutor

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (ONvIw)

449 Do people in Greece care? I thought they were notorious for not paying taxes and ignoring laws.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 12:59 PM


It is kind of the national sport.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (m+jkK)

450 @444

There are several sites monitoring the proceedings and live posting. We're going to hear what's going on.

Epstein's private pilot is on direct.

Heh.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (AwPyG)

451 446 Looked more like an "I'm about to shoot Gunny Hartman" look to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM

Yeah...that's an "I just chambered a live round" look.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (m+jkK)

Like Alec Baldwin telling this stupid bint to shut up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (csEWM)

452 Isn't the Judge Comey's daughter?
Posted by: Puddin Head

Yes. They said you can have cameras in State courts, just not Federal.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (qpolg)

453 As a money saving initiative...IRS and DOJ are being combined.

Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2021 01:01 PM (AwYPR)

454 415 I am a leg man, and Christina Hendricks has uglier feet than Oprah. As repulsive as Tater in a diaper.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (o2MD2)

- - - - - -

If you were ever lucky enough to get with Christina Hendricks and you fixated on her feet...well, you're it wrong.

Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at November 30, 2021 01:01 PM (prSvo)

455 He's very good with Danny DeVito in the underrated Tin Men.

That is a fun movie. He's good at fast talking con men types. He's really good as a sneering asshoe. He's annoying and sappy playing a good guy like in Always. But I liked him in Moon Over Parador, Let it Ride, and Stakeout.

Although to be honest, Let It Ride's main attractions was Jennifer Tilly's generous bosom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

456 Ace is back! The long national nightmare is over!

Not to tattle but CBD was posting naked fat chicks, weasel ran with scissors, and Dave was making us do math!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2021 01:01 PM (Pw26M)

457 I think it's more of a "wanna see what's in my diaper?" look.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

458 Isn't the Judge Comey's daughter?
==\
no the prosecutor.

the judge is a tranny.

can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: i can feel it coming in the air tonight at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (6iqlB)

459 Not to tattle but CBD was posting naked fat chicks, weasel ran with scissors, and Dave was making us do math!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2021 01:01 PM (Pw26M)


Narc.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)

460 Not the judge, the prosecutor.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (qpolg)

461 Isn't the Judge Comey's daughter?
___________

She's the prosecutor, not the judge.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (k4dH2)

462 I am a giver. Have no idea as I am not a leg or foot man, but the gal is beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/4b3xtnxu

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (csEWM)

463 >>> I am a leg man, and Christina Hendricks has uglier feet than Oprah. As repulsive as Tater in a diaper.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (o2MD2)

Hendricks was in town up the street from me at a film festival.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (+Z1Gj)

464 Judge in Maxwell trial, Alison Nathan, worked previously as an associate White House counsel for Barack Obama.

Well, there you have it.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 01:03 PM (oiNtH)

465 Proof positive that Stelter is Trans...

Trans-species...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at November 30, 2021 01:03 PM (ZFLSt)

466 Market drop has zero to do with the new variant. Powell said today that o flatiron was NOT transitory and people should stop using that word. Also they will stop the taper sooner then expected.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 01:03 PM (Y07NH)

467 Narc.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)

-----

Quiet, or, we'll tell ace what you did!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 30, 2021 01:03 PM (sp7GM)

468 If you were ever lucky enough to get with Christina Hendricks and you fixated on her feet...well, you're it wrong.
Posted by: Guzalot says FJB at November 30, 2021 01:01 PM (prSvo)

The kinda guy who'd break up because she eats her peas one by one.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 01:03 PM (MFphb)

469 Those who refuse to get vaccinated will have to pay a monthly fine of 100 euros ($114) for each month they don't get jabbed, starting on Jan. 16, according to Mitsotakis. The penalty will be imposed by the tax authorities directly to those who haven't been inoculated and the funds collected will be given to Greek hospitals fighting the pandemic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (63Dwl)
++++
So 1,200 Euros per year. Median disposable income in Greece (per OECD) is around 16k Euros per year. That removes about 7.5% from median disposable income. That's staggering. Can you spell "fraud?" If I were in Greece, I'd offer my friendly neighborhood mob doctor 300 EUR a shot to falsify my records. Pay less, do what I want, make the doc rich.

Talk about going too far too fast. All this will do is incentivize cheating at massive scale and engender more organized crime activity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:03 PM (DU+/6)

470 *inflation

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 01:03 PM (Y07NH)

471 I keep checking the main page and ace has artfully placed that pic so the eyes stare out at you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 12:59 PM (csEWM)

He's a tater...eyes all over.

Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2021 01:03 PM (AwYPR)

472 If that's actually Tater (and it DOES look like him), I think he's lost some weight since college.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (Ez6QX)

473 the judge is a tranny.
__________

Really? Well if he looks like that freak from PA (Levine, or whatever its name is), no wonder he doesn't want cameras in the courtroom.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (k4dH2)

474 Those who refuse to get vaccinated will have to pay a monthly fine of 100 euros ($114) for each month they don't get jabbed, starting on Jan. 16, according to Mitsotakis. The penalty will be imposed by the tax authorities directly to those who haven't been inoculated and the funds collected will be given to Greek hospitals fighting the pandemic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 12:50 PM (63Dwl)

A hundred euros buys a lot of bullets. Just sayin', Greeks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (P3gRi)

475 ace is the kind of guy to put that pic in every post all day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (csEWM)

476 Welcome back Boss!

Posted by: IP at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (w9UC1)

477 447 I'm guessing Dow's dip(s) are being attributed to the Moronic variant? Once generic sniffles start to envelope the globe, will we have Wall Streeters jumping out of windows as we plunge 20k points? What an insane world.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (sVtYq)
--------------

Or they will decide that Omnicomnicron is a nothing burger and there will be a rally.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (iam1O)

478 They're not going to taper.
That log is a mile long. Probably a thousand flushes.

Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (U0p6D)

479 Towson?

That's worse than Goldberg's.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (tcZOU)

480 Ace is back?

Does that mean we have to wear pants again?

Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (kOpft)

481 Good Lord -- Tater went to the same college as Mrs Doof and me. That place sure did go downhill after we left!

Posted by: Doof at November 30, 2021 01:05 PM (7jFND)

482 Posted by: i can feel it coming in the air tonight at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (6iqlB)

Oh lord.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 30, 2021 01:05 PM (Vxu+H)

483 461 Isn't the Judge Comey's daughter?
___________

She's the prosecutor, not the judge.
----------------
So Comey's daughter will be prosecuting Comey's number one Asset's Assistant regarding what he and she were doing for her daddy's FBI. Okay.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (uia9V)

484 O...as in Zero....as in Gaylord.

Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (U0p6D)

485 re: sidebar

seems I saw a youtube vid that said that HBO is promising to restore the cut footage 'soon'.

Yeah, physical media is the way to go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (csEWM)

486 366 >> Dreyfuss can be great


Baby Steps
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 12:47 PM (Lrwak)


I watch that movie at least once a year. I laugh every time.

Posted by: My name is Jose Jimanez at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (Fs5vw)

487 I am a giver. Have no idea as I am not a leg or foot man, but the gal is beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/4b3xtnxu
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (csEWM)
++++
Alexandria Daddario, I think. And yeah, she's a smoke show.
https://bit.ly/3D8hHE4

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (DU+/6)

488 According to the reddit people, the market is dropping because the bad guys are about to be exposed for their manipulation. A couple of Chinese investment firms have already defaulted (although the news doesn't report it)--which brings down New Zealand, too, since they're in bed with them

Apparently the bad guys are spending billions trying to prop it up one more day, to stave off the inevitable.

The people on reddit think a crash is going to be good news, for these reasons.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (AwPyG)

489 Isn't the Judge Comey's daughter?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Lead prosecutor

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (dwZfR)

490 483: yep, the fix is in.

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (ONvIw)

491 390 As for other SK films, I think The Dead Zone was a good adaptation, though I have a strong preference for the best episodes of the USA TV series with Anthony Michael Hall (yes! really!) as Johnny Smith.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 12:51 PM (txdEq)

Dead Zone series was good.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (ufFY8)

492 I don't think that's Stelter. It's probably a photoshop. I think he was probably thinner in college, and he seems to value his dignity (at least he has a high opinion of himself) so I don't think he'd appear in a diaper.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (poMoX)

493 The kinda guy who'd break up because she eats her peas one by one.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 01:03 PM (MFphb)

No breakup would be needed. I never dated a girl who didn't have pretty legs and feet. I give no craps about boob size.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (o2MD2)

494 The stock market will do fine. I can't resign until Pfizer hits 100 per share. I got in march 2020 at 29/share. After that, watch your asses.

Posted by: President Grabby Hands and Stinky Pants at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (dJ04n)

495 487
https://tinyurl.com/4b3xtnxu
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (csEWM)
++++
Alexandria Daddario, I think. And yeah, she's a smoke show.
https://bit.ly/3D8hHE4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Her name is even in the link, and everything!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

496 It's really the early end of the taper that's hurting the markets. Nobody believed their bullshit on inflation anyway. I think our economist said something like, "what are they smoking?".

Posted by: Marcus T at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (Y07NH)

497 O flatiron ?

Think I will steal that one

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (7erS5)

498 #483

The judge is one of those critters Will Smith hunts in Men In Black.

I shit you not.

Posted by: torabora at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (U0p6D)

499 I am a giver. Have no idea as I am not a leg or foot man, but the gal is beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/4b3xtnxu
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021


***
That pic is not as flattering as some, but Alexandria does have nice feet to go with everything else.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (txdEq)

500 Bottle of Captain Morgan or maple syrup?

Posted by: klaftern at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (taPSh)

501 Those who refuse to get vaccinated will have to pay a monthly fine of 100 euros ($114) for each month they don't get jabbed, starting on Jan. 16, according to Mitsotakis. The penalty will be imposed by the tax authorities directly to those who haven't been inoculated and the funds collected will be given to Greek hospitals fighting the pandemic.

----------------

If there is one thing the Greeks know, it is how to create schemes that allow for a lot of bribes.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (sX1BW)

502 Her name is even in the link, and everything!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)
++++
:: shoulders slump ::
:: shuffles off ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (DU+/6)

503 475 ace is the kind of guy to put that pic in every post all day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:04 PM (csEWM)


No, he really isn't.

Posted by: ace's advertisers at November 30, 2021 01:07 PM (mbFEM)

504 They are tearing up the street in front of the house. No idea why. Searching didn't come up with anything. Some sort of what looks like a pipeline digger, didn't see any pipe. Huge loader and a huge link belt. Noisy as hell.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (qpolg)

505 A hundred euros buys a lot of bullets. Just sayin', Greeks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Rope is reusable. Just sayin.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (dwZfR)

506 @483

See, this kinda fits the theory--another reason all the bad guys weren't worried is because Comey's daughter is a prosecutor, and the judge is obviously a puppet.

So they weren't worried. Until those additional FAA records showed up. "Oops, we overlooked these! Here you go!"

Boom

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (AwPyG)

507 I bet they delayed Ace in secondary inspection for all the "tupperware" in his luggage.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

508 Or they will decide that Omnicomnicron is a nothing burger and there will be a rally.
---------------
They have already concluded the virus is nothing. What they are concerned with is the amount of lock down on the economy in the name of a nothing burger virus during XMAS season. My family was planning a trip to Costa Rica for XMAS. We are now bumping the deposit into the future six months cuz Biden and BBB and the unknown unknowns that retards in power can visit upon you.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (uia9V)

509

Dutch health authorities announced on Tuesday that they found the new Omicron variant of the coronavirus in cases dating back as long as 11 days, indicating that it was already spreading in western Europe before the first cases were identified in southern Africa. The RIVM health institute said it found Omicron in samples dating from November 19 and 23.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (63Dwl)

510 Daily Mail-
Donald Trump flew on Jeffrey Epstein's private planes, pilot reveals.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (NpAcC)

511 #496 the shrinking of the spincter produces the taper.

Posted by: Ouchy Fauci at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (U0p6D)

512 >> They are tearing up the street in front of the house. No idea why. Searching didn't come up with anything.


Do you live on Oak Island?

Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (Lrwak)

513 and there goes my lunch...

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (gmo/4)

514
People who value their dignity are not Brian Stelter. I bet Zucker gets drunk and throws nickels at him while he dances the Baby Elephant Walk for Jeff's rich-guy palz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (JtPV8)

515 447 I'm guessing Dow's dip(s) are being attributed to the Moronic variant? Once generic sniffles start to envelope the globe, will we have Wall Streeters jumping out of windows as we plunge 20k points? What an insane world.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2021 01:00 PM (sVtYq)

Powell testifying inflation is here and no longer transitory. (duh)

Posted by: Ann at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (NDO5Q)

516 So 1,200 Euros per year. Median disposable income in Greece (per OECD) is around 16k Euros per year. That removes about 7.5% from median disposable income. That's staggering. Can you spell "fraud?" If I were in Greece, I'd offer my friendly neighborhood mob doctor 300 EUR a shot to falsify my records. Pay less, do what I want, make the doc rich.

Talk about going too far too fast. All this will do is incentivize cheating at massive scale and engender more organized crime activity.
______________

Even more stupid when you consider that the vaccines don't actually prevent transmission of the virus.

This one-size-fits-all approach to medicine is idiotic. It's going to blow up in a lot of peoples' faces eventually. Unfortunately, the people who suffer the most for this lunacy probably won't be the dumb-asses who imposed it on the rest of us.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (k4dH2)

517 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (DU+/6)

I was trying to stay with the happy, laughing theme.

Something for the Rear Admirals (but not the surgeon generals) among us:

https://tinyurl.com/2hx2wv7z

Body stocking, but NSFW (and I did not realize you had linked the same picture, but cropped until after getting the link and writing this.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (csEWM)

518 No breakup would be needed. I never dated a girl who didn't have pretty legs and feet. I give no craps about boob size.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021


***
Well, I am a big-time breast aficionado . . . but of the major relationships in my life -- defined as those that lasted more than a few months -- all of the girls had or have very nice pins and paws.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (txdEq)

519 The (duh) was not directed at anyone here, it was directed at inflation being here..

Posted by: Ann at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (NDO5Q)

520
Do you live on Oak Island?
Posted by: garrett at

heh, no.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (qpolg)

521 Wifey has to roll his ass in flour to find the wet spot.

Posted by: bailman at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (qfJMG)

522 Boobs > Legs > Ass

Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (oXNqT)

523 We really annoy a poster here and we're gonna get a greatest hits post. Nothing but fat guy on ottoman, Tater, claw thing, and Yoko Ono songs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (KZzsI)

524 If there is one thing the Greeks know, it is how to create schemes that allow for a lot of bribes.


....

Beware of Greeks sharing grifts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (7F9te)

525 I don't think that's Stelter. It's probably a photoshop. I think he was probably thinner in college, and he seems to value his dignity (at least he has a high opinion of himself) so I don't think he'd appear in a diaper.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (poMoX)
.........

You're talking about the fat guy who sits in front of his computer in boxers and socks.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (v0R5T)

526 all of the girls had or have very nice pins and paws.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (txdEq)

stems

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (csEWM)

527 Do you live on Oak Island?
Posted by: garrett at



That can't be an island anymore after, what, 15 years of digging it up?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

528 Feet people weird me out.

Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (oXNqT)

529 They are tearing up the street in front of the house. No idea why. Searching didn't come up with anything. Some sort of what looks like a pipeline digger, didn't see any pipe. Huge loader and a huge link belt. Noisy as hell.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (qpolg)
++++
The public works department found the *real* Al Capone vault.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (DU+/6)

530 I give no craps about boob size.

---------------

This boob thread became a boob thread.

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (sX1BW)

531 Beware of Greeks bearing Euros.

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (gmo/4)

532 PSA starts the AR-15 Days Of Christmas sales today.

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 01:12 PM (GYllL)

533 Feet people weird me out.
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (oXNqT)



Well, piss off!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at November 30, 2021 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

534 Ok, somAce posted a pic of tater and then accidentally banned himself, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 01:12 PM (kTF2Z)

535
Helter Stelter.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 30, 2021 01:12 PM (Xdc/Z)

536 Does anyone actually pay a "fine" in Greece?

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at November 30, 2021 01:12 PM (sX1BW)

537 Welcome back, Ace. Brian "Fatty Arbuckle" Stelter photo reminds me of the late Divine, fringe drag queen actor.

Posted by: Baldy at November 30, 2021 01:12 PM (mCwnD)

538 RE the FAA records, I suspect the court case uncovered certain records and testimony forced them to cough up a few more of the stuff they've deep sixed to protect certain people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

539 #525 I highly resemble that remark.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (U0p6D)

540 Something for the Rear Admirals (but not the surgeon generals) among us:

She has a definite Veronica Lodge vibe going.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (2JVJo)

541 @516

I'll point out that some of those anonymous people who seem to know things on gab said right at the start that the "vaccine" interferes with your natural immune systems' ability to fight off the coronavirus--which it ordinarily does all the time, since that's the cold and flu virus.

So the NEXT cold or flue bug that comes along is going to devastate you.
And this seems to be borne out by the fact that the bad cases are now people who have been vaccinated.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (AwPyG)

542 I give no craps about boob size.

Are you a communist?

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (GYllL)

543 528 Feet people weird me out.
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 01:11 PM (oXNqT)

It is like a language I do not understand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (csEWM)

544 Feet people weird me out.
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021


***
I can't speak for anyone else, but for me a girl's feet are kind of an extra bit of ornamentation, something elegant and pretty to go with the sexy bits. I don't get "turned on" per se by them, but if they're ugly (flat, badly shaped), it's disappointing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (txdEq)

545 It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (OzNIz)

546 The most recent statement I saw from the Clenis was something akin to "I never flew on Epstein's private jet to Pedo Island".

Classic Bill Clinton answer.

Of course he didn't "fly on the jet to the island". No one did. The island was too small to land a jet. The answer to "Did you fly on Epstein's private jet to the big nearby island, then take a boat or helicopter to Pedo Island?" would be completely different.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (bW8dp)

547 >>She's the prosecutor, not the judge.

She's a prosecutor on the case. There are 4 or 5 of them.

The opening statement was given by Lara Pomerantz not Maureen Comey.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)

548 Feet people weird me out.

I'm more shoes and stockings than feet, per se.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (2JVJo)

549 He was kind of heavy at 21, though:

https://tinyurl.com/yckv8axx

I think he must have lost some weight in his 20s, and then gained it back with interest.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (sGnvY)

550 Back in Brian's slimmer days

He actually looks like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket but with more retardation

Posted by: Blanco at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (Nzscs)

551 all of the girls had or have very nice pins and paws.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


In all of the gin joints in all of the towns in the world, in walks this dame with the best pins this side of the Rockies.

Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (dwZfR)

552 I don't get the attraction to feet but they can be ugly. Not a deal breaker though.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (7YukL)

553 542 I give no craps about boob size.

Are you a communist?
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 01:13 PM (GYllL)

Dear Lord, I love this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (csEWM)

554 Woah, another harpoon scarred fat bastard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (VwHCD)

555 By now, with all the imbeciles making small fortunes outta big ones digging it up; Oak Island ought to be crater lake.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 01:15 PM (o2MD2)

556 RE the FAA records, I suspect the court case uncovered certain records and testimony forced them to cough up a few more of the stuff they've deep sixed to protect certain people.
==
Surely they were protecting Trump. Not.

Mr. Nervous Bill - ionaire tho. There was a reason he was nervous and couldn't say much except: I made bad decisions and now he's dead. Its over.

Posted by: Oops Oopsies at November 30, 2021 01:15 PM (yAyi1)

557 @538

I don't think so. This was a roundhouse blow, and if the trial was fixed, they would have never seen the light of day.

See: the resignations, and note that Geraldo seems a little frantic

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:15 PM (AwPyG)

558 All those pics of famous people at home on camera wearing only a suit coat and no pants... so contrived. Was that supposed to make them funny? Are we supposed to believe they sit around their home in their underwear normally? So stupid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

559 Hands are more important than feet to me.

Mainly because there's so much more they can do with their hands. If you get my drift.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:15 PM (bW8dp)

560 why do I keep reading the side bar as "theoretical playwright" steven sondheim?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (ZZK0E)

561 He was kind of heavy at 21, though:

https://tinyurl.com/yckv8axx

I think he must have lost some weight in his 20s, and then gained it back with interest.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (sGnvY)


Kinda? That face comes with a body that weighs in at a cool 245+, easy.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

562 Hands are more important than feet to me.

Mainly because there's so much more they can do with their hands. If you get my drift.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:15 PM (bW8dp)
++++
Just broaden your horizons, jack.

Trust me.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (DU+/6)

563 Don't we have COBs??? Make a new thread already.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (KAi1n)

564 I think they should just start naming "variants" after supervillains, e.g. "The Magneto Variant" or "Red Skull Variant."

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (OzNIz)

565 They are tearing up the street in front of the house. No idea why. Searching didn't come up with anything. Some sort of what looks like a pipeline digger, didn't see any pipe. Huge loader and a huge link belt. Noisy as hell.

Vaccine pipeline to everyone's home so we can all have daily jabs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (SchxB)

566 560 why do I keep reading the side bar as "theoretical playwright" steven sondheim?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (ZZK0E)

=========

Theoretical theater never quite gained the same prominence as practical theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

567 I give no craps about boob size.

Me neither.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

568 > Are we supposed to believe they sit around their home in their underwear normally?

? I sit around my house in my underwear all the time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (bW8dp)

569 Daily Mail-
Donald Trump flew on Jeffrey Epstein's private planes, pilot reveals.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (NpAcC)

That's been known for some time. I think Epstein gave DJT a lift from FLA to NY once or twice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (P3gRi)

570 It's funny that now they're trying to tie Trump to Epstein.

We'd never have found out who Epstein was, if it weren't for Trump.

It was all dead and buried in 2008

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (AwPyG)

571 on another side note: Photochad is getting donations on GiveSendGo because lefty lunatics chased him from his job. He's nearly hit $21K.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (ZZK0E)

572 For MP4:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8pj6nm

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (csEWM)

573 For whatever reason, an ankle bracelet is sexy as all get out to me.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (7YukL)

574 Powell testifying inflation is here and no longer transitory. (duh)

--

Ah, ok. I've been absent from mind-blowing bad news for the last few days.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 30, 2021 01:17 PM (sVtYq)

575 I'm more shoes and stockings than feet, per se.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM


Preach it. One of my best female friends is forever lamenting that young women seem to have forgotten about stockings. Hates the bare legged look. Considers it unprofessional.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 01:17 PM (m+jkK)

576 Alexandria Daddario, I think. And yeah, she's a smoke show.
https://bit.ly/3D8hHE4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:06 PM (DU+/6)


Good thing then that she is mostly in the pool.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 30, 2021 01:17 PM (NenxG)

577 The next variant will be the "Super murder death plague" variant.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 30, 2021 01:17 PM (kTF2Z)

578 Hands are more important than feet to me.

Mainly because there's so much more they can do with their hands. If you get my drift.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021


***
Oh, yes. Yes indeed.

However: Hands are almost always visible at all times (except in the case of gloves in cold weather, etc.). Bare feet are not always on display. It makes them more "interesting."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 01:17 PM (txdEq)

579 570 It's funny that now they're trying to tie Trump to Epstein.

We'd never have found out who Epstein was, if it weren't for Trump.

It was all dead and buried in 2008
Posted by: artemis a

---------------

it's always about trump. Trump said he hopped a ride on Ep's plane in the early 90's. That's about it. And, oh right, there's goofy eyebrow trump at a shindig with Epstein in 1992. You know, a party with adults adulting

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:17 PM (ZZK0E)

580 Don't we have COBs??? Make a new thread already.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (KAi1n)



I'm betting Ace saw Dave in Fla's comment about getting more comments with .003% the content and has blocked any new posts for the time being.

Just to fuck with him......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

581 564 They're already doing that with this new Megatron variant.

Posted by: callsign claymore at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (kYFLg)

582 While I am an unrepentant lover of breasts, a good pair of eyes is a huge plus. The right 'look'. You know what I mean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (csEWM)

583 Pro-Tip: A little Jack Daniels on Tater's binky will help alleviate his teething pain.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (BPuaD)

584 >>It's funny that now they're trying to tie Trump to Epstein.

If Trump was in any danger at all the media would covering this trial like OJ. They are largely ignoring it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (ZLI7S)

585 522 Boobs > Legs > Ass

Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (oXNqT)
--------------

Character, - Personality, - Poise

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (iam1O)

586 510 Daily Mail-
Donald Trump flew on Jeffrey Epstein's private planes, pilot reveals.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (NpAcC)


Joe's polling worse then Genghis Khan, inflation is out of control, stock market is down, store shelves are getting emptier, BBB is going down hard, and right on cue: TRUMP was as bad or worse than Epstein!!!!

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (AMIL/)

587 Powell testifying inflation is here and no longer transitory. (duh)
Posted by: Ann at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (NDO5Q)
++++
What a shocking reversal from what they were all saying a couple of months ago.

Shocking if you're dumb, anyway. Even if they decide to tackle it - and they won't, because it would cause a collapse in the federal budget - it will take a year to 18 months to work itself out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (DU+/6)

588 For whatever reason, an ankle bracelet is sexy as all get out to me.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021


***
'Tis. Accentuates the positive, so to speak.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (txdEq)

589 All those pics of famous people at home on camera wearing only a suit coat and no pants... so contrived. Was that supposed to make them funny? Are we supposed to believe they sit around their home in their underwear normally? So stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:15 PM (KZzsI)


Well apparently Fredo walks around naked.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (Ez6QX)

590 El Chapo's wife gets 3 years in prison.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (NpAcC)

591 @546

Or did you take the submarine from the adjoining island, which happened to be owned by Biden's brother.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (AwPyG)

592 The face. Unquestionably the face.

Posted by: Hugh "Zen Master 'o Babes" Hefner at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (OzNIz)

593 > However: Hands are almost always visible at all times (except in the case of gloves in cold weather, etc.).

Gloves can have their charms, too.

Granted, not woodchopper mittens or something like that, but opera gloves, lace gloves, etc...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (bW8dp)

594 Hiya Ace !

Welcome back !

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (arJlL)

595 Character, - Personality, - Poise

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (iam1O)

I even remembered Johnny Mercer's name:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMTPsumjfTA

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (csEWM)

596 In all of the gin joints in all of the towns in the world, in walks this dame with the best pins this side of the Rockies.
Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at November 30, 2021 01:14 PM (dwZfR)


Must have been both a horrific skiing accident and a really talented Orthopedic surgeon

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (P9T5R)

597 573 For whatever reason, an ankle bracelet is sexy as all get out to me.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (7YukL)

Ankle bracelets are meant to draw your eye to pretty legs. And it fucking works on me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (o2MD2)

598 Granted, not woodchopper mittens or something like that, but opera gloves, lace gloves, etc...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (bW8dp)
++++
Just imagine the lace gloves running through your lace wig!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:19 PM (DU+/6)

599 493
I give no craps about boob size.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021

Human females are the only mammals that grow breasts without bearing offspring. So that miracle of evolution is worthy of admiration.

With that - good things come in all sizes - big or small. I'm a fan of them all.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (N39Ws)

600 The point of trying to name Trump is the "look, they do it too" con.

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (ONvIw)

601 Daily Mail-
Donald Trump flew on Jeffrey Epstein's private planes, pilot reveals.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 01:08 PM (NpAcC)



It's pretty well documented that Trump only met Epstein a time or two then suggested he not be allowed back to Mar-a-Lago or whatever.

This is such crap.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

602 Believe me, Donald never needed Epstein.

Posted by: Melania at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

603 you know when trump was magically teleporting across the country to sexually harass liberal women, he needed to stop off at Epsteins too. eye roll

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (ZZK0E)

604
With that - good things come in all sizes - big or small. I'm a fan of them all.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (N39Ws)



A's to J's, baby. I've seen one set, I wanna see the rest.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

605 boobies are so fun to look at.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (ZZK0E)

606 "Human females are the only mammals that grow breasts without bearing offspring. So that miracle of evolution is worthy of admiration."

Added to beer as proof that God loves us.

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (OzNIz)

607 Boobs > Legs > Ass

Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (oXNqT)
--------------

Character, - Personality, - Poise

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (iam1O)


Intelligence

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 30, 2021 01:21 PM (AiZBA)

608 Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (ZLI7S)

They are in between a rock and a hard place. Too many comrades they would have to sacrifice to push a Trump story.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 01:21 PM (7YukL)

609 Boobs > Legs > Ass

Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (oXNqT)
--------------

Character, - Personality, - Poise

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM


And great posture. I can't stand hunched shoulders and slouching. Back straight, head up, bring-it-world posture is a rare thing these days.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 30, 2021 01:21 PM (m+jkK)

610 This place is getting like the comment section of Hooters Magazine.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:21 PM (iam1O)

611 LOL Babylon Bee having fun

CNN Brings Back Chris Cuomo To Host New Show 'To Shield A Predator'

"After news broke about Chris Cuomo using his sources to protect his predator brother Andrew, we thought we'd have to fire him and lose literally dozens of viewers"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

612 It's pretty well documented that Trump only met Epstein a time or two then suggested he not be allowed back to Mar-a-Lago or whatever.

This is such crap.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Yeah, but it's amusing in a "cognitive dissonance" kind of way.
The Press: Epstein is nothing and nobody who flew with him did anything wrong. It was all above board and normal and fixating on Epstein is a right-wing conspiracy theory.

Also the Press: Trump flew Epstein and Trump is bad and his flight with Epstein is one of the many reasons he's bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:21 PM (DU+/6)

613 All those pics of famous people at home on camera wearing only a suit coat and no pants... so contrived. Was that supposed to make them funny? Are we supposed to believe they sit around their home in their underwear normally? So stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I know I'm not famous, but since we've been working from home? Yeah. All summer long.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (dwZfR)

614
They are in between a rock and a hard place. Too many comrades they would have to sacrifice to push a Trump story.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 01:21 PM (7YukL)

Nah, the media will agree with hiding donks and billionaires (other than Trump)

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (ONvIw)

615 582 While I am an unrepentant lover of breasts, a good pair of eyes is a huge plus. The right 'look'. You know what I mean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (csEWM)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (N39Ws)

616 Character, - Personality, - Poise

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (iam1O)

Intelligence
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 30, 2021 01:21 PM (AiZBA)

The ability to genuinely laugh at my stupid jokes.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (7YukL)

617 463 >>> I am a leg man, and Christina Hendricks has uglier feet than Oprah. As repulsive as Tater in a diaper.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 12:55 PM (o2MD2)

Hendricks was in town up the street from me at a film festival.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2021 01:02 PM (+Z1Gj)

She was married to the guy that played the speechwriter in Madam Secretary TV series.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (GcCnI)

618 Welcome back Ace...the COBs did a great job and there is absolutely no truth to the rumor there was a party with strippers (named Trixi and Crystal) in the Barrel.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (axyOa)

619 > It's pretty well documented that Trump only met Epstein a time or two then suggested he not be allowed back to Mar-a-Lago or whatever.

If I remember right, Epstein tried to perv out on a Mar-a-Largo member's underage daughter (hard to believe!), the member complained, and Trump banned him from the property permanently.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (bW8dp)

620 Human females are the only mammals that grow breasts without bearing offspring. So that miracle of evolution is worthy of admiration.

With that - good things come in all sizes - big or small. I'm a fan of them all.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (N39Ws)

This is true.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (VwHCD)

621 ? I sit around my house in my underwear all the time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (bW8dp)

Me too. But I have pants and a shirt on over them, like normal people, and being in Wisconsin, sometimes more than that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (MFphb)

622
Are we supposed to believe they sit around their home in their underwear normally?

-------

As soon as work's over my pants are off.

But, I do wear pants *during* work hours. Feels too Toobin-y to be pantsless on Zoom with a bunch of people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (JtPV8)

623 Powell testifying inflation is here and no longer transitory. (duh)
Posted by: Ann at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (NDO5Q)

___

So CNN lied again? Get out!

Posted by: JP Morgan at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (OalnH)

624 Mom: That girl has a great personality, you should meet her.

Me: So, she is homely as a mud fence and 20 pounds overweight? Thanks but no thanks Mom.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (o2MD2)

625 She was married to the guy that played the speechwriter in Madam Secretary TV series.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (GcCnI)


I just remember him as the guy who ate all the weed and 'shrooms at the beginning of Super Troopers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (Ez6QX)

626 And there's no question that Trump made it a quest to go after the child trafficking, and that he barred Epstein from mar a lago after Epstein tried to perve on a girl.

they're frantically projecting. This is going to be very, very interesting.

Photo floating around that looks like Ghislaine at a Jon Benet contest

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (AwPyG)

627 Anyone who said inflation was temporary after the govt spent $6 TRILLION on "stimulus" is

a) a liar
or
b) an imbecile

Posted by: JP Morgan at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (OalnH)

628 >>They are in between a rock and a hard place. Too many comrades they would have to sacrifice to push a Trump story.

When the case against Epstein was first brought in Florida by a few women who claimed that Epstein sexually abused them the lawyer for the women said one person stepped forward to offer testimony against Epstein. That one person was Donald Trump and the lawyer said he was more than helpful.

Trump might be a bit of a cad I don't think there is a chance in hell he is a pedophile.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

629 No love for humorless, pierced, tattood, self-righteous-yet-ignorant wimmen?

Posted by: Wimmen of the Ivy League at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (OzNIz)

630 And great posture. I can't stand hunched shoulders and slouching. Back straight, head up, bring-it-world posture is a rare thing these days.

(mumbling) "whatever"
--Billy Eilish

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (KZzsI)

631 Boobs > Legs > Ass
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2021 01:10 PM (oXNqT)
--------------
Character, - Personality, - Poise

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:18 PM (iam1O)
Intelligence
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 30, 2021 01:21 PM (AiZBA)
***

Trust fund.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2021 01:24 PM (axyOa)

632
* whispers *

did ace notice the couch yet?

Posted by: f'd at November 30, 2021 01:24 PM (Tnijr)

633 Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:20 PM (ZZK0E)

Yes; If you're a heterosexual male or a lesbian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2021 01:24 PM (poMoX)

634 Feels too Toobin-y to be pantsless on Zoom with a bunch of people.
====

Agree. I don't actually worry too much about accidentally showing my lower body on camera, but I feel like I'd be doing something "wrong" to talk to work colleagues in my underwear.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 30, 2021 01:24 PM (sGnvY)

635 628 When the case against Epstein was first brought in Florida by a few women who claimed that Epstein sexually abused them the lawyer for the women said one person stepped forward to offer testimony against Epstein. That one person was Donald Trump and the lawyer said he was more than helpful.

Trump might be a bit of a cad I don't think there is a chance in hell he is a pedophile.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

"He probably just did it to help himself politically."
-Stetler, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

636 And there's no question that Trump made it a quest to go after the child trafficking, and that he barred Epstein from mar a lago after Epstein tried to perve on a girl.

And he always dated and was clearly attracted to women in their mid 20s or older, but never was with younger girls. You can tell by the patterns in their life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (KZzsI)

637 People who value their dignity are not Brian Stelter. I bet Zucker gets drunk and throws nickels at him while he dances the Baby Elephant Walk for Jeff's rich-guy palz.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 01:09 PM (JtPV


To my eternal shame - I'd pay good money to see that if I could throw some marshmallows into the mix as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (5NkmN)

638 Trump might be a bit of a cad I don't think there is a chance in hell he is a pedophile.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)
++++
No way. He very clearly has a type, and that type is "smoking hot adult woman."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (DU+/6)

639 For whatever reason, an ankle bracelet is sexy as all get out to me.
Posted by: Just a side note

Ankle bracelets are meant to draw your eye to pretty legs. And it fucking works on me.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

What do the Morons say to waist chains/jewelry?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (mD/uy)

640 That one person was Donald Trump and the lawyer said he was more than helpful.
==
Trump barred him from Mira lago because he was trying to harrass a massage lady or the daughter of an employee or something. Trump takes care of his people.

Posted by: Oops Oopsies at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (zq0SX)

641 I think they should just start naming "variants" after supervillains, e.g. "The Magneto Variant" or "Red Skull Variant."
Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (OzNIz)


There is an editorial on PanAm Post with the title, "Don't Call It Omicron, Call It Dictatorship" which sums up the article with discussion on the radical actions being taken by governments.

It is only in Spanish, there is no translation, so I won't link it.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (P9T5R)

642 What's interesting is it always seemed that Putin was a trump ally, in going after the predators.

Kind of out-of-keeping

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (AwPyG)

643 Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (csEWM)

You, sir, are a great American!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 30, 2021 01:26 PM (2JVJo)

644 All those pics of famous people at home on camera wearing only a suit coat and no pants... so contrived. Was that supposed to make them funny? Are we supposed to believe they sit around their home in their underwear normally? So stupid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I know I'm not famous, but since we've been working from home? Yeah. All summer long.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2021 01:22 PM (dwZfR)

You haven't lived until you trot out to the garage in just underwear and work boots to have the first smoke of the day. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2021 01:26 PM (VwHCD)

645 638 Trump might be a bit of a cad I don't think there is a chance in hell he is a pedophile.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)
++++
No way. He very clearly has a type, and that type is "smoking hot adult woman."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (DU+/6)

==========

"Trump's type is aged pornstar with fake tits. Also, he obviously loves the jailbait."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

646 340- okay Garrett, now I know you're gay. Reverse cowgirl? For Tessa?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (EnnMv)

647 No way. He very clearly has a type, and that type is "smoking hot adult woman."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (DU+/6)

Yeah, and he has made that obvious over many years.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (o2MD2)

648
TBH that doesn't look exactly like Brian. Especially the mouth. Unless Brian's had some work done since this photo on his baby chompers.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (rXie1)

649 Trust fund.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2021 01:24 PM (axyOa)

Liquor store.

Posted by: Joe house painter at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (AwYPR)

650 What's interesting is it always seemed that Putin was a trump ally, in going after the predators.

Mobsters often have a really unexpected level of morality in some areas. They usually treated kids really well and the mafia at least had rules about not harming family. Putin for being a murderous tyrant is really kind of prudish about porn and is very protective of kids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

651 For whatever reason, an ankle bracelet is sexy as all get out to me.
Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (7YukL)


Well, the DA appreciates your enthusiasm, but that is not why the Sheriff's department fitted her with it.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (P9T5R)

652 I like tattoos on women if they are subtle. Like an ankle tattoo or the old tramp stamp, which was trashy but good be hot as hell on the right woman.

Posted by: JP Morgan at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (OalnH)

653 Well, no doubt if they start suggesting Trump is a pedophile Trump will find out about it and make a response. No, he's not on Twitter, but he has other ways of communicating.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (poMoX)

654 Trump might be a bit of a cad I don't think there is a chance in hell he is a pedophile.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Not a chance in hell that he hired prostitutes to piss on a bed either but here we are. The difference is a lot of powerful lefties are pedos and they are choosing to suppress the story rather than try to make something out of the Trump / Epstein contacts. Too dangerous.

Posted by: Just a side note at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (7YukL)

655 Given the tone of comments where is "this woman who can't afford a complete shirt has no opinion on the Omicron Variant" ?

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (OzNIz)

656 Attire worn while working at home is a regional/weather/temperature thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (iam1O)

657 646 340- okay Garrett, now I know you're gay. Reverse cowgirl? For Tessa?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (EnnMv)

HE'S GOT YOU THERE, GARRETT!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (csEWM)

658
What's this??

A "pilot" witness in the rigged Gizlane Maxwell trial "testified" he flew Donald Trump to the island, in addition to bill clinton and "prince" andrew.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (j4t07)

659 > But, I do wear pants *during* work hours. Feels too Toobin-y to be pantsless on Zoom with a bunch of people.

Yeah, definitely. Even without the creep factor, you never know when there's going to be an "accidental reveal" (especially if you have pets or whatever that might knock over the webcam).

But do some people really stay fully dressed even in the privacy of their home, without webcams or guests present, or anything?

That just seems... weird.

I wear clothes solely for modesty and protection from the elements, and my house has central heating and (usually) no guests.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:28 PM (bW8dp)

660 yes good point

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:28 PM (ZZK0E)

661 TBH that doesn't look exactly like Brian. Especially the mouth. Unless Brian's had some work done since this photo on his baby chompers.
Posted by: Sphynx at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (rXie1)


Check out his teeth in the pic Geronimo posted @ 549.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 30, 2021 01:29 PM (Ez6QX)

662 Trump just posted that Congresswoman Omar should apologize for marrying her brother and perverting immigration law.

Heh. (The dems want to strip MTG of her committee assignments for making a joke about Omar.)

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:29 PM (AwPyG)

663 627 Anyone who said inflation was temporary after the govt spent $6 TRILLION on "stimulus" is

a) a liar
or
b) an imbecile


something something excluded middle

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at November 30, 2021 01:29 PM (sGtp+)

664 Mobsters often have a really unexpected level of morality in some areas. They usually treated kids really well and the mafia at least had rules about not harming family. Putin for being a murderous tyrant is really kind of prudish about porn and is very protective of kids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

It is like guys in prison going after pedophiles. I think a lot of them are fathers and regret the type of father's they are. You are always most conservative about the things closest to you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:29 PM (csEWM)

665 Towson U's acceptance rate is 78%. This college is right next door to Goucher, where Jonah G went and also has a "you have a pulse, you are accepted" policy.

Both safety schools with grads who think they're some kind of intelectual.

Posted by: JP Morgan at November 30, 2021 01:29 PM (OalnH)

666 Ace is letting this puppy go to 1000.

Heh

Posted by: I guess I'll tell them at November 30, 2021 01:29 PM (6A9Kg)

667 570 It's funny that now they're trying to tie Trump to Epstein.

We'd never have found out who Epstein was, if it weren't for Trump.

It was all dead and buried in 2008
Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:16 PM (AwPyG)

Katie Couric, George Stephanopoulos, and several other high-profile media figures went to a dinner at Epstein's Manhattan townhouse, and you don't hear 'boo' about that anymore. I remember seeing Epstein at the Milken Conference in Beverly Hills years back - after his conviction - and nobody cared about him then either.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2021 01:29 PM (GcCnI)

668 The media is very willing and able to twist everything Trump does or says, and they will. The wine moms will dig their pussyhats out of mothballs.

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 01:29 PM (ONvIw)

669 Given the tone of comments where is "this woman who can't afford a complete shirt has no opinion on the Omicron Variant" ?
Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 01:27 PM (OzNIz)

Damnit. I listened to Puddin' Head Joe and he said Omnicron..multiple time. Not Omicron. Guess he wasn't in a Fraternity.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (axyOa)

670 Trump just posted that Congresswoman Omar should apologize for marrying her brother and perverting immigration law.
=
Funny, but not the point. She's a felon, she should be deported.

Posted by: Oops Oopsies at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (yAyi1)

671 "Trump's type is aged pornstar with fake tits. Also, he obviously loves the jailbait."

--

that whore admitted she lied about banging trump.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (ZZK0E)

672 A "pilot" witness in the rigged Gizlane Maxwell trial "testified" he flew Donald Trump to the island, in addition to bill clinton and "prince" andrew.

So if true their tactic is scorched earth, I guess. If we're going down then we'll take Trump with us and FINALLY GET HIM!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

673 Putin for being a murderous tyrant is really kind of prudish about porn and is very protective of kids.
-------------------
In Russia and Ukraine you will note that all the Orthodox Cathedrals have been refurbished. I think Putin knows his people much better than any of the Commies did.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (uia9V)

674 also, trump's getting a bit up there to be married and frequenting epsteinland

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (ZZK0E)

675 Here's the Daily Mail link-

https://tinyurl.com/yckp4pwc

Posted by: redridinghood at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (NpAcC)

676 What do the Morons say to waist chains/jewelry?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021


***
A thin one draped around a small waist: very nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (txdEq)

677 Return Of The Son Of The Magneto Variant

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (Tnijr)

678 Non-pierced > pierced nipples

Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (GYllL)

679 ==========

"Trump's type is aged pornstar with fake tits. Also, he obviously loves the jailbait."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at November 30, 2021 01:26 PM (LvTSG)
--------------

That's a big leap.


Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (iam1O)

680 I like Brian's "come hither" look. Goes well with the diaper.

Posted by: Caliban at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (HgGBT)

681 that whore admitted she lied about banging trump.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (ZZK0E)

And what happened to her? Prosecuted? LOL

Posted by: CN...FJB at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (ONvIw)

682
I bet the Uniparty is *still* furious over Putin cutting off their supply of jailbait SMR child ass after the Magnitsky Act thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (JtPV8)

683 >>Trump barred him from Mira lago because he was trying to harrass a massage lady or the daughter of an employee or something. Trump takes care of his people.

Yep. And he got a sweetheart deal from the DOJ during his first trial in FL. The supposition has always been that he was doing some work for the feds but it's still unclear what.

I wouldn't be surprised if that is the reason they are keeping this trial under cover and limiting the scope.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)

684 670 Trump just posted that Congresswoman Omar should apologize for marrying her brother and perverting immigration law.

---

well, another committee for the 2023 congress to hold

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (ZZK0E)

685 getting those subpoenas ready.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (ZZK0E)

686 Soon in an NYC Fed Courthouse:

Judge: Is the Defense ready to proceed?

Lawyer: Yes your honor. Trump made Ms Maxwell do whatever she did. The Defense rests.

Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (AMIL/)

687 ace: It's taking me a bit to get up to speed.

******

Indeed.

But at 29-1/2 you don't want to pull a hamstring right out of the gate.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (m45I2)

688 And what happened to her? Prosecuted? LOL
Posted by: CN

---

she was strippin' while avenetti was pimpin

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:32 PM (ZZK0E)

689 The 90's called and want their belly button rings back.

Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

690 Chum for ace:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8bj8ah


Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 30, 2021 01:32 PM (csEWM)

691 Lawyer: Yes your honor. Trump made Ms Maxwell do whatever she did. The Defense rests.

---

that's basically what the marines said in their report as to why their amphib assault vehicle capsized and killed everyone.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at November 30, 2021 01:32 PM (ZZK0E)

692 > What do the Morons say to waist chains/jewelry?

Those spangly jingly ones that (real) belly dancers wear are pretty hot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2021 01:32 PM (bW8dp)

693 ... This Giving Tuesday, we ask you to stand with us in support of our cause by giving generously to National Review Institute...

LOLGF.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:33 PM (DU+/6)

694 670 Trump just posted that Congresswoman Omar should apologize for marrying her brother and perverting immigration law.
=
Funny, but not the point. She's a felon, she should be deported.
Posted by: Oops Oopsies at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (yAyi1)
---------------

Trump is a legal beagle.
He get's her to admit it then
the prosecutor has her deported.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 30, 2021 01:33 PM (iam1O)

695 whoa- closing in on 700 comments about the Fat Baby Potato?

Posted by: LASue at November 30, 2021 01:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

696 What do the Morons say to waist chains/jewelry?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM


Ah ab godda ta neecho boke ooh neetah!

Posted by: Jabba the Hutt at November 30, 2021 01:33 PM (m+jkK)

697 What do the Morons say to waist chains/jewelry?
Posted by: Tonypete


I'm not responsible if it gets torn up.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (dwZfR)

698 I bet the Uniparty is *still* furious over Putin cutting off their supply of jailbait SMR child ass after the Magnitsky Act thing.

No question about it, they are very clear about it and openly state they hate him for that. I mean, they don't admit they are angry about a lack of twinks but they are very clear about anger over the act.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

699 Who among us, haven't taken a few liberties with our female party guests? God knows my wife has!

Posted by: Bill Clinton practicing his press conference at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (qpuXy)

700 @670

I think Trump is pointing out their hypocrisy.

Omar violated immigration law, lied under oath, and has been funneling campaign money to her now-husband's firm.

So it's hilarious that they want to "rebuke" MTG. Although she shouldn't have said what she did--you can't give them an excuse to come after you.

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (AwPyG)

701 Comey's daughter looks like her father.

https://tinyurl.com/2p95y7vz

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (oiNtH)

702 They start with dragging Trump into Gizlane trial it's just a monkey trial, and Comey's daughter proves it is.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (rKSbN)

703 Nood

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (Do5/p)

704 Oh it's him right after the fetish tlc show he did.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (ytSiK)

705 What do the Morons say to waist chains/jewelry?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM
++++
Terrible idea if it's made out of concertina wire.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (DU+/6)

706 What do the Morons say to waist chains/jewelry?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 01:25 PM (mD/uy)


Belly chains seem to pair well with orange during arraignments in front of a judge

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (P9T5R)

707 687 ace: It's taking me a bit to get up to speed.

******

Indeed.

But at 29-1/2 you don't want to pull a hamstring right out of the gate.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2021 01:31 PM (m45I2)
----------
Pro tip: DO NOT Do one-legged squats at an advanced age.

Ask me how I know (torn groin and hamstring) ... Six months of my GAINZZZZ down the DRAINZZZZ.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (6Xyqy)

708 Christina Hendricks's feet? I can't find any evidence that says they are not kinda flat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 30, 2021 01:35 PM (txdEq)

709 > What do the Morons say to waist chains/jewelry?

The 90's called and want their belly button rings back.
Posted by: wth at November 30, 2021 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

All this stuff is like ornaments on a Christmas tree, when done right.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 30, 2021 01:35 PM (MFphb)

710 70's waist necklaces are okay, never cared one way or the other for ankle bracelets (but toe rings and tattoos are equivalent to smoking- the holy triumvirate of signals that she puts out). For me though, a chunky necklace or pearls over naked tits is the whole encilada, in terms of inducing excitement.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2021 01:35 PM (EnnMv)

711 It is like guys in prison going after pedophiles. I think a lot of them are fathers and regret the type of father's they are. You are always most conservative about the things closest to you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


That, and they can't be out on the streets protecting their kids.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2021 01:36 PM (dwZfR)

712 Those spangly jingly ones that (real) belly dancers wear are pretty hot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Get thee RB to The Desert Inn in Canton OH any Friday night at 7pm. Sherena puts on a traditional belly dance performance.

https://youtu.be/piWWZJEPJEM

Not to be missed.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2021 01:36 PM (mD/uy)

713 Funny, but not the point. She's a felon, she should be deported.
Posted by: Oops Oopsies at November 30, 2021 01:30 PM (yAyi1)
---------------

Trump is a legal beagle.
He get's her to admit it then
the prosecutor has her deported.
Posted by: Braenyard
===
if only she were that stupid, now that you mention it, its could happen . . .

Posted by: she's pretty dumb at November 30, 2021 01:36 PM (gSHX1)

714
No question about it, they are very clear about it and openly state they hate him for that. I mean, they don't admit they are angry about a lack of twinks but they are very clear about anger over the act.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2021 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

------

You know Putin didn't do that enrage a barren would-be mother in Canton, OH or somewhere. That was a shot at the DC pedophiles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2021 01:36 PM (JtPV8)

715 692 > What do the Morons say to waist chains/jewelry?

Those spangly jingly ones that (real) belly dancers wear are pretty hot.


Attractive on the right body, but is it one of those things that's too irritating to wear routinely?

I am definitely not a tat guy, but I *do* like a small lace or chain tattoo around an upper thigh.

Posted by: JEM at November 30, 2021 01:36 PM (cZPWv)

716 Since it's that kind of day: choker chains and/or a neck ribbon (if that's what they call it?). Anything very high on the neck: the simpler the better.

Posted by: Zek at November 30, 2021 01:38 PM (OzNIz)

717 @714

I think it came to light that Russian orphans were being adopted to be used in porn/snuff films.

These are bad, bad people

Posted by: artemis at November 30, 2021 01:38 PM (AwPyG)

718 Looks like him but then again all fat guys with military cuts look alike. This could just as easily be Vincent D'Onofrio.

Posted by: Broseidon at November 30, 2021 01:44 PM (icI8A)

719 It is like guys in prison going after pedophiles. I think a lot of them are fathers and regret the type of father's they are. You are always most conservative about the things closest to you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

**

BET had some article years ago about how 60%+ of black women were sexually abused by an adult male before reaching adulthood.

I suspect that whole prison anger situation is a LOT more f*cked up than any of us can wrap our heads around.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at November 30, 2021 01:45 PM (Kt1w/)

720 NY Post: Living robots can now replicate.



What could possible go wrong?

Posted by: Archer at November 30, 2021 01:58 PM (gmo/4)

721 Welcome back, Ace. Good to see you again.

mac :]

Posted by: macbrooks at November 30, 2021 02:21 PM (g4/WY)

722 That's the most shit I've ever seen in a diaper.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 30, 2021 02:42 PM (LBiyC)

723 I really didn't wanna see that.

Posted by: SkylerKat at November 30, 2021 02:44 PM (SXIn9)

724 To be fair about Miss Hendricks feet, she probably hasn't seen them since puberty hit

Posted by: Boomer Shaka Laka Laka at November 30, 2021 02:56 PM (UIngH)

725 Tater is a corn-fed white boy.

Posted by: FatAlbert at November 30, 2021 02:57 PM (uEauf)

726 #130
"The young Sean Connery couldn't look good in that outfit. "
- Wolfus Aurelius


Another _Zardoz_ fan!

Posted by: buddhaha at November 30, 2021 03:20 PM (fgnqM)

727 i would totally crush that. So hot

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at November 30, 2021 03:27 PM (uy1vy)

728 holy christ!, Teh tater has thankles.

Posted by: the Chicken of Depression at November 30, 2021 05:55 PM (YBLgY)

729 This is funny, but I don't think it's him. Look how bald he is now, that type of baldness starts in high school and that guy has too much hair to be him.

Posted by: McDizzle at November 30, 2021 06:41 PM (kPPnr)

730 Has anyone informed Kurt Kurt Schlichter yet?

Posted by: Jerm at November 30, 2021 08:18 PM (WJYyX)

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