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Democratic witness Rashad Robinson, president of a George Soros-backed advocacy group, called for more restrictions on free speech to combat "misinformation." Robinson’s group, Color of Change, has pushed for defunding the police. Robinson also serves on the Aspen Institute’s Commission on Information Disorder, which called for a "national response strategy" to stop "misinformation" online. In the hearing, Robinson called for Congress to place legislative limits on the First Amendment, saying "I understand that we have these conversations about the First Amendment, but there are limitations to what you can and cannot say."Hey dummy...there actually aren't any limitations on what one can and can't say in the context of opinion. There are very narrow restrictions on speech, but you aren't talking about those; you are talking about speech with which you disagree. You are talking about political opinions. You are talking about disagreements with the liberal orthodoxy in science and medicine and public health. The purpose of this is glaringly obvious. It is intended to chill free speech directed at the progressive shibboleths that they are furiously pushing into mainstream thought as fact. This is weaponizing the courts even more to make them a de facto arm of the Democrat party and its progressive shock troops. Speech is easy when it offends nobody. But the very core of free speech is the absolute defense of speech that offends and disrupts and challenges and irritates and infuriates. It is exactly that difference of opinion that is the hallmark of a free society, and its enshrinement in Western culture is a huge part of our success...politically, scientifically, technologically... Challenging the status quo is what got us here, to the pinnacle of human thought and accomplishment. Degrading that freedom will send us right back into the calcified and orthodox thinking that has been common through most of human history.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:01 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (53oGX)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (mdjgu)
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Yes indeed. This is the real reason for the "harmful speech is violence" crap. To control speech, they need to conflate it with violence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (yRved)
Posted by: Mishdog at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (/VWLE)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2021 11:03 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:03 AM (axyOa)
*Munkey*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2021 11:04 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 11:04 AM (ZHVt1)
Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2021 11:04 AM (taPSh)
Maybe that should be up-weaponizing, as the horse has left the barn already.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2021 11:04 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 11:05 AM (arJlL)
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GJ prefers Trumbo in a bathtub to Gal Gadot in a bathtub. I can't even . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:05 AM (FVME7)
This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports
If Trump was half the fascist they claim he would've immediately banned MSNBC and parked Olberdouche in front of a firing squad.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2021 11:05 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 11:05 AM (sVtYq)
Can we cut them off at the pass and just ban them first?
Posted by: Mishdog at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (/VWLE)
I HATE that cliche...
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at December 02, 2021 11:06 AM (n+4am)
It hurts my feelings to hurt your feelings. Thus, I demand that you sue yourself for reparations, to make me feel better. If you don't, I'll sue you.
Posted by: Aquafuckery Man at December 02, 2021 11:06 AM (x4N20)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2021
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"Call the number on your screen to find out if you are eligible for a cash award. Unlike the asbestos stuff, this IS a lawsuit against the company you work for!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:06 AM (txdEq)
Change any of the first ten amendments and you have eliminated the contract. States are free to go their own ways.
States agreed to statehood with the compact of the Bill of Rights as the anchor. Change that and you have nullified the contract.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:06 AM (4I0tJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2021 11:04 AM (F0YaR)
Ahem....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 02, 2021 11:07 AM (Q9lwr)
That's what Twitter and Facebook are for.
Go enjoy yourself, fucknut.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 5280 at December 02, 2021 11:08 AM (oSX/P)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2021 11:09 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 02, 2021 11:09 AM (EG+WS)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 02, 2021 11:09 AM (iFTx/)
Easy to understand. Monumentally difficult to enact.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2021 11:09 AM (T/s40)
Pictures or it didnt happen.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:10 AM (axyOa)
States agreed to statehood with the compact of the Bill of Rights as the anchor. Change that and you have nullified the contract.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:06 AM (4I0tJ)
Gee, I remember another little kerfluffle about State's Rights...
Almost like they may have had a point?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:11 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Rhesus Monkey Pieces at December 02, 2021 11:11 AM (fIbrz)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:11 AM (4I/2K)
That sums up most of it, because it is just Orwellian level lies and hate, orchestrated by BigBro' (and he ain't our bro, he is the enemy.
War = Peace ... it is a lie they are demanding we accept, along with their 2+2=5 Fauci Science.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (Cus5s)
@tomselliott
MSNBC's Heilemann: Republicans trash Fauci because they don't want Covid to go away.
"If people follow Fauci, there's a likelier chance that Covid will go away. And if Covid goes away, it's bad for Republicans. The political math on this, it's not hard to figure out."
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Gimmee that old time covid
Gimmee that old time covid
Gimmee that old time covid
It's good enough for me
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (FVME7)
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"You will submit to the Rule of Fauci, and you will like it!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (mZ3xv)
Pictures or it didnt happen.
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
https://tinyurl.com/5ha878md
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (m45I2)
MSNBC's Heilemann: Republicans trash Fauci because they don't want Covid to go away.
"If people follow Fauci, there's a likelier chance that Covid will go away. And if Covid goes away, it's bad for Republicans. The political math on this, it's not hard to figure out."
However, AIDS is still here.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Hold my beer.
Posted by: John Roberts at December 02, 2021 11:13 AM (nLrWw)
That's some serious projection. DeSantis has done more than anyone else to make covid go away and the Democrats hate him for it.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2021 11:13 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2021 11:13 AM (AwYPR)
@tomselliott
MSNBC's Heilemann: Republicans trash Fauci because they don't want Covid to go away.
"If people follow Fauci, there's a likelier chance that Covid will go away. And if Covid goes away, it's bad for Republicans. The political math on this, it's not hard to figure out."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (FVME7)
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Well, it makes no sense, so of course it's from MSNBC.
Yes, it would be great for Biden for covid to end, but it's not Republicans who are freaking out about a mild form of covid from South Africa and hyping it beyond reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (4I/2K)
someone send over copious amounts of alcohol please...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (8D42x)
Pictures or it didnt happen.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:10 AM (axyOa)
What I could find on a quick search:
https://tinyurl.com/ycktu8vt
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (EG+WS)
Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite.
It is the task of statesmanship to mold, to balance, and to integrate these and other forces, new and old, within the principles of our democratic system-ever aiming toward the supreme goals of our free society.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (Oh6rQ)
Pictures or it didnt happen.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:10 AM (axyOa)
What I could find on a quick search:
https://tinyurl.com/ycktu8vt
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)
and there's plenty of room for a fat man. No blues.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:15 AM (4I/2K)
MSNBC's Heilemann: Republicans trash Fauci because they don't want Covid to go away.
"If people follow Fauci, there's a likelier chance that Covid will go away. And if Covid goes away, it's bad for Republicans. The political math on this, it's not hard to figure out."
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Somebody blindfold this d'nozzle, spin him around, point him in the direction of Florida, then remove his mask.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 11:15 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:15 AM (FVME7)
I'd rather have the "Old time religion" than the "old-or new-covid religion" with Flip Flop Fauci as its high priest.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 11:16 AM (poMoX)
https://tinyurl.com/ycktu8vt
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)
So ... either a bathtub or Gal ... click or not ?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:16 AM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 11:15 AM (sVtYq)
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"Well, of course Florida has low covid numbers. The lack of masks and mandates murdered everyone and no one's left. It's easy to have no fire when the whole forest has burned down."
-The actual Leftist Line about Florida now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:16 AM (LvTSG)
Minnesota reports second moronic covid case in resident who travelled to NYC for a furries convention. The man, who was fully vaccinated, (um, no he wasn't if he caught it, and has since recovered, travelled to NYC Nov 19 - 21.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (4I0tJ)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2021 11:02 AM (mdjgu)
I don't know but has anyone seen Joe? Seriously it's been decades now, and I'm still waiting on my sandwich!
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (LVgqo)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (8D42x)
*pours a fifth of Buffalo Trace through the USB port*
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)
It's hard to believe that that statue* was meant to be laudatory. At least that's what I choose to believe.
* Language nit: is it still a statue if it isn't upright, i.e. statuesque?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (nfrXX)
Yeah, I've looked... I see Freedom of Speech, I don't see any RIGHT for you not be offended...
But then, I jokingly asked my Doctor if he could write me a note for an emotional Support Gun... because I feel SO much safer, when I have one with me...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (oHd/0)
MSNBC's Heilemann: Republicans trash Fauci because they don't want Covid to go away.
"If people follow Fauci, there's a likelier chance that Covid will go away. And if Covid goes away, it's bad for Republicans. The political math on this, it's not hard to figure out." ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (FVME7)
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It must be weird living in their world. There are two glaring problems with this:
1. The Party/State/Media Complex is what wants eterna-COVID. That does include a lot of Republicans, but they aren't the primary players.
2. Nothing Fauci or any other "public health expert" has advocated or recommended (other than good hand-washing practice, which ain't exactly new advice) has any discernible effect on COVID.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (DU+/6)
Pictures or it didnt happen.
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
https://tinyurl.com/5ha878md
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (m45I2)
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Dang! That wonder woman costume really changes her look!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (poMoX)
https://tinyurl.com/ycktu8vt
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)
So ... either a bathtub or Gal ... click or not ?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:16 AM (nLrWw)
It's legit.
Bing "Gal Gadot bathtub" and there are some other lovely images, too.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:16 AM (nLrWw)
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Click.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (DU+/6)
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That's because of the wreckers and hoarders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (LvTSG)
It's not fair.
Posted by: Art Thread at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (oHd/0)
Ask for a Gnu and hope for a typo.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (5qigz)
https://tinyurl.com/ycktu8vt
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)
and there's plenty of room for a fat man. No blues.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:15 AM (4I/2K)
Probably needs those bars on the window. Yes, I look for these things.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (faXIs)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (4I0tJ)
Yeah, kinda throws out the whole idea that these Gene Therapy shots, are a vaccine.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (poMoX)
He's got the cover on the December issue of Tiger Beat.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (4I/2K)
Drag Queen story time: offensive.
CRT: offensive.
etc, etc...
You get the idea.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (3TihK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Megthered at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (sfWd9)
The lottery commission in my state should accept my winning ticket. I mean, I bought it the day of the lottery draw, had all the winning numbers, so valid, right? Well, I did buy it right after the drawing, but that should count anyway, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (ynpvh)
@tomselliott
MSNBC's Heilemann: Republicans trash Fauci because they don't want Covid to go away.
"If people follow Fauci, there's a likelier chance that Covid will go away. And if Covid goes away, it's bad for Republicans. The political math on this, it's not hard to figure out." ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
100% correct.
For example: Gov Desantis.
Oh wait...
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (WKvwW)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (5qigz)
Posted by: Megthered at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (sfWd9)
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Search it without content moderation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (poMoX)
Well, we know the flavor of his Coolaid.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (oHd/0)
https://is.gd/klozFJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (wAnMi)
She's probably got an Israeli Arms Desert Eagle under her towel.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (axyOa)
Well, when a mommy otter and daddy otter love each other so much....
Posted by: ip at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Megthered at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (sfWd9)
LOL. Do you really want to know?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Megthered at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (sfWd9)
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Search it without content moderation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (LvTSG)
+1
Posted by: runner at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (faXIs)
Either that or he has some Instagram/Tik Tok account where he wears skimpy clothing and makes fishy faces-which is a disturbing thought.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (poMoX)
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And SCOTUS, for that matter. Sotomayor will just say there's no pain in ramming scissors into the cortex of the Bill of Rights.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 02, 2021 11:09 AM (iFTx/)
There was a case in WA or OR where a lesbian couple demanded a service from a cupcake maker? or somesuch and were refused; the couple claimed 50 different mental "injuries" from the refusal.
The business had to fold, facing something like $285k in fines and 'damages'. Iirc.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (F0YaR)
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Correction: "Here" is not the pinnacle of human thought and accomplishment. That is firmly in the rearview mirror at this point
Posted by: deadrody at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (/jrmI)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:22 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Megthered at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (sfWd9)
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I would imagine that it is a convention of furries.
A "furry" is someone someone who dresses up in a fuzzy animal costume - it can be a real or fictional animal - for the purpose of satisfying a sexual fetish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:22 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Megthered at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (sfWd9)
Knowing the answer to this question will only sink you deeper into depression about the state of society and the direction it's heading.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)
and fuck them for even suggesting that the first amendment needs to be "modified"...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:22 AM (8D42x)
People dress up as animals in order to have sex, I think.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 11:22 AM (poMoX)
Posted by: Megthered at December 02, 2021 11:20 AM (sfWd9)
Yiff!
Posted by: Furrie at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (4I/2K)
******
It's funny because ortho docs deal with bones and bones are largely comprised of calcium.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (m45I2)
Muldoon,
How far to CJ from Denver? I may be going to the Great American Beer Festival next year.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (axyOa)
Oh, go ahead and search for it. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Erik in Texas at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (2siSk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (DU+/6)
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I'm guessing like that weird scene in The Shining with the "bear" kneeling by the bed?
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (sVtYq)
I'm sure pfizer ran off to the bedroom sobbing, and is nearly inconsolable at the moment.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (5qigz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant
And Linus Van Pelt fully trusts the Great Pumpkin to rise up out of the pumpkin patch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:15 AM
Thanks. That ottoman was getting a bit strained.
Posted by: Man on the Ottoman at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (TrSLC)
Posted by: Man on the Ottoman at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (a3Q+t)
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Back off, brother. If there's gonna be a fat man in Gal Gadot's bathtub, it's gonna be me!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (DU+/6)
LOL. I think Fabian was before my time, but I'm not eligible to get the AARP magazine-yet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (poMoX)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:16 AM (nLrWw)
if the bathtub has gin in it i'm good...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 11:04 AM (ZHVt1)
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What's wonderful about an actual free-market economy is that there's no need to do things like that. With competitors and customers able to -- owing to alternative choices available -- vote with their purchasing dollars, they'd be forced to focus solely on their bottom line and not piss off ANY potential customers.
Unfortunately, this is why we can't have nice things -- having rapidly devolved into a corrupt crony fascist oligarchic banana republic.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Megthered at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (sfWd9)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (sVtYq)
Even creepier.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (wAnMi)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 11:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:25 AM (5qigz)
Clipping those end word syllables sharp as a razor!
FJB/P.
Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 11:25 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM (5qigz)
My dad did not go out, did not have visitors, and caught it. My brother (his caretaker) and my brother's wife caught it a week later. How did Dad get it? I believe it was from something brought from the store touched by someone infected. Brother and wife washed and hand-sanitized their hands after coming home, but my Dad did not, and touched his nose, eyes, and mouth a great deal without washing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:25 AM (ynpvh)
People today learn all the fake History from tweets.
For instance, most people on Twitter believe all Republicans and all Democrats literally "switched" parties..during the Civil War.
Yeah, they all got together and said let's switch parties. You become a Republican because you're a racist fascist war-monger, and I'll be a Democrat because I'm for equality and against slavery.
People believe that actually happened. (And left wing Democrat cocksuckers such as Wilson and FDR never existed.)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:25 AM (WKvwW)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Hate speech laws are all limits on the 1st Amendment.
They have already put limits on our speech.
CAIR is very good at using our Amendments against us.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (huCvK)
"Yeah, well, I'm suing you for your hurtful words in your court summons and, since your words are in writing, I'll get triple!"
Yeah, this idea will end well.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (2SdPm)
Unfortunately, this is why we can't have nice things -- having rapidly devolved into a corrupt crony fascist oligarchic banana republic.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 11:24 AM (mZ3xv)
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Which is why anti-monopoly laws exist. The "free market will help keep these impulses in check" presupposes a free market. We don't have one, and haven't had anything even approximating it for a long time. Big Tech is a prime example, where each of the major Silicon Valley players is a monopoly or near-monopoly on their own, and then they actively conspire (e.g., have formed a cartel) to cover the rest of the market or when they need cooperation.
Every big tech firm should be broken up, but thanks to the mutually parasitic government/industry complex all is well for them...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (8D42x)
*pours a fifth of Buffalo Trace through the USB port*
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)
thank you dear lady, you have no idea how much that was needed. and the good stuff too...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 11:04 AM (ZHVt1)
Been saying this for years... use the same legal mechanism of 'Public accommodation' that they used to slide under the equal rights act stuff. Don't follow the Constitution? No Business License.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (nLrWw)
I carry a gun cuz a gnu is too heavy. Trust me on this.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (ynpvh)
Everybody must get tested.
Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (S1hrL)
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"We must fight COVID until there's zero COVID."
-Walgreens CEO
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black
I'm pretty sure "Sotomayor" is Spanish for "Stupid Sack of Shit."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (FVME7)
except for the "they're all dead" part, no masks or mandates would have been the "healthy" and proper public response. Protect the vulnerable, and let the virus fire rage through the country ... the healthy would all have natural immunity quickly, herd immunity would have happened early ... death rate would have been like a bad flue year.
Then go after the terrorist crime syndicates that started the fires. (China and TeamFauci)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: I have bad news for you at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (mbiK4)
Yes, soon we'll all be able to "sue" on the grounds of "butthurtness."
"Butthurt" will become a legal term. We are living Idiocracy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (WKvwW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (yRved)
I'm pretty sure "Sotomayor" is Spanish for "Stupid Sack of Shit."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (FVME7)
Mayor of Shittown.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
There's no need for free speech if you accept what to think based on others' opinions.
How 'bout those Kardashians!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 11:28 AM (vyoBn)
Posted by: AnnaS at December 02, 2021 11:28 AM (l4l/z)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (FVME7)
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Point of order, Sotomayor isn't stupid, She's mean, vindictive and evil, but stupid? No.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 11:28 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM
Is that not the Moron Way?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 11:28 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)
Mmmm, haven't enjoyed Buffalo Trace in a while. Might have to visit the famous NH Liquor Store and grab one for the holidays.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2021 11:28 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:21 AM
Is that not the Moron Way?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 11:28 AM (a3Q+t)
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It is known.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (LvTSG)
Nothing the left infests is salvageable in the end.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (BFigT)
People today learn all the fake History from tweets.
For instance, most people on Twitter believe all Republicans and all Democrats literally "switched" parties..during the Civil War.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:25 AM (WKvwW)
For some reason that reminded me of a European country that switched from driving on one side of the road to the other. At noon, they all stopped driving for a minute of two, and slowly switched to the opposite lane.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (oHd/0)
Ask for a Gnu and hope for a typo.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (nLrWw)
if it's a legitimate prescription, how could one tell if there was a typo or not? it'd just be a slightly squiggly line...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (yRved)
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What do you think he was doing during the AIDS crisis?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (ynpvh)
Data is nothing more than a large enough collection of anecdotes.
Just like Climate is a larger collection of weather.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (oHd/0)
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Too late, it's already in place that if you follow the constitution no business licence.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (SRmHu)
Misinformation is wrong. Disinformation is a lie. And the way they have framed everything, you're peddling in misinformation when you question disinformation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (yRved)
I'm hoping Alec Baldwin takes Fauci on a tour of the set of Rust showing him all of the props.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (N39Ws)
Google is worth $1.8 trillion right now. That is no longer a company. It is a global superpower.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (5qigz)
Posted by: Diogenes
*****
Assuming you meant GJ, it's ~240 mi, 4-and-1/2 hours via I-70, weather and Glenwood Canyon mudslides permitting.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Guess not. So many distractions, so little time.
Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (oHd/0)
Ask for a Gnu and hope for a typo.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (nLrWw)
if it's a legitimate prescription, how could one tell if there was a typo or not? it'd just be a slightly squiggly line...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (8D42x)
My Doctor would have fit in around here... he would have written it if he could.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (oHd/0)
Ask for a Gnu and hope for a typo.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021
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"Happiness Is a Warm Gnu"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (txdEq)
Oh, go ahead and search for it. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (nfrXX)
Try: furries convention hot
PIctures are completely different.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (4I/2K)
Oh, go ahead and search for it. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (nfrXX)
make sure NSA Bob and the FIB guys are watching when you do.
would serve them right...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (8D42x)
"Yeah, well, I'm suing you for your hurtful words in your court summons and, since your words are in writing, I'll get triple!"
Yeah, this idea will end well.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (2SdPm)
I was served (a few years back) a court order to appear for a restraining order hearing. It was claimed that I was harassing someone that I only communicted to via court documents and my lawyer. Harassment! In the end neither they nor their instigator appeared for the final hearing as it was dismissed, yet in court, documents were filed that said (and had a TRO filed against him).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ip at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (w9UC1)
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McConnell: not the hill to die on.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (SRmHu)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (4I/2K)
Disappointballs.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (nLrWw)
I carry a gun cuz a gnu is too heavy. Trust me on this.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (F0YaR)
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit went into a bar.
Rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:32 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ip at December 02, 2021 11:32 AM (w9UC1)
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I actually did ask someone if she would rather have covid or cancer.
She couldn't answer the question.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 02, 2021 11:32 AM (27p9U)
PIctures are completely different.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (nLrWw)
Or "furries yiffing".
Heh.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (wAnMi)
Enjoy Voting in 22.
Posted by: I have bad news for you at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (mbiK4)
Sorry, only the vaxxed can vote starting in 2022.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (ynpvh)
Guess not. So many distractions, so little time.
Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (S1hrL)
I haven't seen it anywhere but here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: ip at December 02, 2021 11:32 AM (w9UC1)
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Pictures and we'll be the judge of that.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (2SdPm)
Google is worth $1.8 trillion right now. That is no longer a company. It is a global superpower.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (5qigz)
That's an interesting idea. Probably a bit clearer than the 20% market share rule. Technically speaking, we have laws and government organizations that exist to break up things like Google already though. Getting such a system to actually function seems to be the hard part.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (z5Vrg)
Still waiting on adjudication of our religious exemption requests. I'm guessing it will take the EEO office at HQ quite a while to make their way through 2,500+ exemption requests, handled in the order they were submitted. Glad I waited til the last minute to hit "send."
Posted by: Greyman27 at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (RKLPC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (yRved)
PIctures are completely different.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (nLrWw)
A hot furry convention would also probably smell completely different.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (LVgqo)
There was a news story about a burglar who had climbed on the rooftop of a local school in the middle of the night with tools for, and the intent of, robbing the place.
While crawling around looking for a way to break in, he crawled on / smashed through / and fell from a skylight to the floor several feet below, seriously injuring himself.
The punchline? He sued the school district for millions of dollars and a "jury of his peers" awarded him that money ... rewarding his behavior and ignoring his own culpability.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 11:34 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:18 AM (DU+/6
The other useful piece of advice is to stay home if you're sick. I think that helps.
Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2021 11:34 AM (t62xj)
Enjoy Voting in 22.
Posted by: I have bad news for you at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (mbiK4)
Sorry, only the vaxxed can vote starting in 2022.
**
Listen, how will we know who to send out COVID mail-in voter forms to if everyone isn't registered in the COVID database to receive COVID mail-in voting forms?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 11:34 AM (nMXLX)
I fully trust Mitch McConnell to stand up to this and protect our rights.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:19 AM (5qigz)
Oh, sarcasm. That's so awesome.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2021 11:35 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (4I/2K)
Don't forget Datmisinformation!
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:35 AM (yibKj)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (ynpvh)
Data is nothing more than a large enough collection of anecdotes.
Just like Climate is a larger collection of weather.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (oHd/0)
Anthropomorphic Climate change is mostly hot air.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:35 AM (WKvwW)
Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (JPtHE)
Interesting that the DOJ is not following the COURT orders striking down all the mandates.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (oHd/0)
While crawling around looking for a way to break in, he crawled on / smashed through / and fell from a skylight to the floor several feet below, seriously injuring himself.
The punchline? He sued the school district for millions of dollars and a "jury of his peers" awarded him that money ... rewarding his behavior and ignoring his own culpability.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021
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I remember that story, but I thought it happened in England.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (txdEq)
Google is worth $1.8 trillion right now. That is no longer a company. It is a global superpower.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (5qigz)
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This should be among the first things the next Republican president does.
The other thing is that it is not allowed to buy another company e er again. The same goes for Farcebook.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (SRmHu)
Oh, go ahead and search for it. What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Oddbob at December 02, 2021 11:23 AM (nfrXX)
make sure NSA Bob and the FIB guys are watching when you do.
would serve them right...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (8D42x)
But don't confuse it with furry inflation. It's just as bad as the current inflation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (ynpvh)
Enjoy Voting in 22.
Posted by: I have bad news for you at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (mbiK4)
So did my POS MS Rep, Palazzo. Someone primary this dickweed; you get an easy vote.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (F0YaR)
Heh.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (wAnMi)
That seems quite specific to furries. I tried "biden yiffing" and was only rewarded with 6 images. "kamala yiffing" returned just one.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (IEbz8)
For instance, most people on Twitter believe all Republicans and all Democrats literally "switched" parties..during the Civil War.
Having looked at Grover Cleveland's electoral history earlier this week, if he, a Democrat, wasn't the beneficiary of a "Solid South" voting block during the elections of 1884, 1888, and 1892, then I don't know the meaning of that term.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (vyoBn)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:35 AM (ynpvh)
And so is the MSM.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Ah. Right. GJ
Fat thumb, small screen keyboard.
I guess 4.5 hours to see a tub might be fun. Whats a road trip for anyway?
*adds to list of things to see*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:06 AM (4I0tJ)
Same thing goes for the 2nd Amendment.
as to that fool calling on Congress to place "limitations" on the 1st Amendment - I know the fool could never comprehend this, but Congress does not have the power to do it. too bad, so sad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (trdmm)
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It's in the abortion is groovy clause.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:37 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 02, 2021
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Who is "grumpy Martha"? Martha Stewart is hawking this stuff now?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:37 AM (txdEq)
would serve them right...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:31 AM (8D42x)
But don't confuse it with furry inflation. It's just as bad as the current inflation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (ynpvh)
Doesn't Vin Diesel play one in that movie where he wears the cool shades? The one where he's fighting Necronomicons?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:38 AM (oHd/0)
Bleah.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 11:38 AM (2SdPm)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)
well, can we fix her make up and hair a bit first?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:38 AM (8D42x)
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Imagine what the leftists would be doing and saying if Google was owned by, oh say, the Koch Bros.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 02, 2021 11:38 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Lrrr at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (jIL4c)
Which makes FDR, JFK, LBJ & Teddy Kennedy Republicans.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (4I0tJ)
Posted by: Greyman27 at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (RKLPC)
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It's in the abortion is groovy clause.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:37 AM (FVME7)
OK, now do Vaccines there Beta!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (oHd/0)
Enjoy Voting in 22.
Posted by: I have bad news for you at December 02, 2021 11:27 AM (mbiK4)
Sorry, only the vaxxed can vote starting in 2022.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:33 AM (ynpvh)
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And only if you demonstrate proof of your most recent hourly booster jab, comrade!
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:06 AM (4I0tJ)
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You think those idiots know any of the ramifications that would follow? These are simple organisms who don't like what you say so you're not allowed.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (SRmHu)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:38 AM (8D42x)
Brown paper bag is much cheaper than make up.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (nLrWw)
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Who is "grumpy Martha"? Martha Stewart is hawking this stuff now?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:37 AM (txdEq)
No. An annoying old bint in Elton John glasses bitching about medicare in a commercial.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (vyoBn)
the "solid south" really only was a thing as long as Reconstruction was still within the living memory of most southerners. FDR changed the equation because he began the Big Money Handouts to all the loyal Democrat groups; after him party loyalty became strictly a Pay to Play kind of thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (trdmm)
While crawling around looking for a way to break in, he crawled on / smashed through / and fell from a skylight to the floor several feet below, seriously injuring himself.
The punchline? He sued the school district for millions of dollars and a "jury of his peers" awarded him that money ... rewarding his behavior and ignoring his own culpability.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021
***
I remember that story, but I thought it happened in England.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (txdEq)
Their roof was unsafe for burglars?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (ynpvh)
https://is.gd/LvDShN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (DU+/6)
https://bit.ly/3rAP7t7
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (sG4Hj)
Having looked at Grover Cleveland's electoral history earlier this week, if he, a Democrat, wasn't the beneficiary of a "Solid South" voting block during the elections of 1884, 1888, and 1892, then I don't know the meaning of that term.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
Jimmy Fucking Carter in 1976!!
Look at all the, then, "red" states that went for the D.
*before the Fake News decided to switch the red/blue colors for the parties.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (WKvwW)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (kmK04)
I dont think the contractors one has been stayed.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (nMXLX)
https://is.gd/LvDShN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (DU+/6)
'Merica
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (eeRB6)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (arJlL)
These assholes are trying to kill international travel for the middle class. (Actually all travel) Fuck the airlines for going along with this, I hope they all go bankrupt.
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (MxEKc)
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It's in the abortion is groovy clause.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:37 AM (FVME7)
Just like Beta had the right to run from a drunken hit-and-run...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (ynpvh)
https://bit.ly/3rAP7t7
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (sG4Hj)
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Wow. That is just bizarre.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (WKvwW)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Father-in-law is worth billions. Real estate.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (4I0tJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:37 AM (FVME7)
OK, now do Vaccines there Beta!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (oHd/0)
It's amusing reading how Justice Clarence Thomas blew this argument out of the water in oral questioning yesterday. Completely confounded the pro-abortion lawyers who had no answers for the questions they had clearly never allowed themselves to think about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 02, 2021
You can call any of them. It's free!!
Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (yibKj)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: ip at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (w9UC1)
https://is.gd/LvDShN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (DU+/6)
She looks like she is wearing the same Top as the female supreme court Justices!
NOMINATE HER!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (oHd/0)
Who is "grumpy Martha"? Martha Stewart is hawking this stuff now?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:37 AM (txdEq)
Martha Quinn was NEVER grumpy on MTV.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (trdmm)
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"I am loyal to the narrative. Nothing more is required of me."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (LvTSG)
**
Speaking of, I got an email that valleyvet.com has the 1% injectable (for animals, you just drink it after determining the dosage) solution ivermectin back in stock.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (nMXLX)
https://bit.ly/3rAP7t7
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (sG4Hj)
Good lord........
We're a fucking laughingstock........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (WKvwW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (ynpvh)
and why would you bring Zombie into this conversation??
i'm sure there's a pic related SOMEWHERE on that site...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (8D42x)
At some point the "common narrative" became that it is spread by aerosol, but I lost track as to whether that was ever really proven. Early on it was said it was most commonly spread by someone close, and needed maybe 15 minutes of closer contact.
Some items from the grocery might be cool and moist (jug of milk) and perhaps could keep the virus alive ... or maybe it is warm and dry that does it? Seems we should have a definitive answer by now ... but lies and confusion are the order of the day.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (Cus5s)
If you do not have, then get.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 11:43 AM (eeRB6)
His name is fucking Bob.
Bob ORourke.
"beto" is a made-up name by Bob.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (WKvwW)
=========
"I'm more Hispanic than Ted Cruz!"
-Not Irish person
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (Ez6QX)
Not my yob, mon.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2021 11:43 AM (yRved)
Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 02, 2021 11:43 AM (JPtHE)
I'd have no problem with a class action lawsuit against social media giants in a fashion similar to the tobacco companies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 11:43 AM (k3Ww0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:44 AM (DU+/6)
Bleah.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (2SdPm) at December 02, 2021 11:38 AM (2SdPm)
-----
Did W coin that term?
I still use "misunderestimated" all the time ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 02, 2021 11:44 AM (mZ3xv)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Ah. Right. GJ
Fat thumb, small screen keyboard.
I guess 4.5 hours to see a tub might be fun. Whats a road trip for anyway?
*adds to list of things to see*
Posted by: Diogenes
________
Then you can go a few miles further to attend the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival in Fruita.
Posted by: Furious George at December 02, 2021 11:44 AM (9vQJW)
The stay on contractors isn't nationwide yet, but the one for healthcare workers is.
Posted by: Greyman27 at December 02, 2021 11:44 AM (RKLPC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:44 AM (DU+/6)
=======
It was a confusing show.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:44 AM (LvTSG)
And they are stopping travel from African countries where no new variant has been found.
Just.... because.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:44 AM (oHd/0)
And the replies I got ranged from shut up asshole to fuck guy to why do you the women?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (5qigz)
Was Sarah Silverman's father a doberman pinscher?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (WKvwW)
Nah, Dobermans have better breeding and are more likable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (eeRB6)
I'd have no problem with a class action lawsuit against social media giants in a fashion similar to the tobacco companies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2021 11:43 AM (k3Ww0)
++++
And restrictions on consumption. If you have to wait until your 21 to consume alcohol, there is no reason not to restrict social media and MMO games to over-21s, too. Social media is at least as dangerous as booze.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Ah. Right. GJ
Fat thumb, small screen keyboard.
I guess 4.5 hours to see a tub might be fun. Whats a road trip for anyway?
*adds to list of things to see*
Posted by: Diogenes
It's actually a very pretty drive, just slow down when you hit Rifle CO... ticket city.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (oHd/0)
OT - can someone please explain to me why nobody else in this office is capable of opening a ream of paper and sticking it in the printer?
Posted by: Jordan61
You were elected Office Goddess -- didn't you get the memo?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (vyoBn)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:38 AM (8D42x)
Brown paper bag is much cheaper than make up.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (nLrWw)
Paper bag is busy. still has the val-u-rite in it...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (8D42x)
At some point the "common narrative" became that it is spread by aerosol, but I lost track as to whether that was ever really proven. Early on it was said it was most commonly spread by someone close, and needed maybe 15 minutes of closer contact.
Some items from the grocery might be cool and moist (jug of milk) and perhaps could keep the virus alive ... or maybe it is warm and dry that does it? Seems we should have a definitive answer by now ... but lies and confusion are the order of the day.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (Cus5s)
I dunno. Maybe Kamala can lick a mask until she gets to the center, otherwise the world may never know.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (ynpvh)
**
So far as I know at no point throughout the entire thing has the CDC changed this:
BOTH longer than 15 minutes AND closer than six feet.
It's been lost in the religious fervor, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (nMXLX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (DU+/6)
=========
Manufacturers should be required licenses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (LvTSG)
Bob ORourke.
"beto" is a made-up name by Bob.
Posted by: Soothsayer
"I'm more Hispanic than Ted Cruz!"
-Not Irish person
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
His name is Pancho Vanilla.
Fake Mexican, white as a blizzard.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (4I0tJ)
We closed on our Florida property back in May.
Today our real estate agent called with a potentially GREAT BIG NUMBER as an offer for it.
Umm, wut?
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM
For the same reason none of us are capable of making a new pot of coffee when taking the last cup, duh!
Posted by: Your Office "Mates" at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (a3Q+t)
In LeBron's case, it was from kissing Chinese ass.
Posted by: Wally at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (DU+/6)
Communist China is doing exactly that. Also banning effeminate MALE characters from games.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (vyoBn)
Office Bitch, more like.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)
And they are stopping travel from African countries where no new variant has been found.
Just.... because.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:44 AM (oHd/0)
just because it's so mild that people will acquire natural immunity instead, like cowpox vs smallpox?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:12 AM (m45I2)
That's not Gal Gadot. Nice try, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (P3gRi)
You know, the same court that:
- order the "wrong type" of people rounded up and sent to prison with no trial in WWII
- Ordered you to give tens of thousands of dollars every year for the rest of your life to private corporations for a product, whether you needed it or not
- Ruled several times it was legal for one man to own another
- Ordered you to offend your God and call a couple of dick-smokers shacking up "married."
Posted by: Lrrr at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (jIL4c)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (vyoBn)
Office Bitch, more like.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)
========
Heavy lies the crown.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, holy crap, John Ford made a lot of movies in the 1930s at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (LvTSG)
Brown paper bag is much cheaper than make up.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 11:39 AM (nLrWw)
YEP!
- The Unknown Comic
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
----
Hang in there - they told me that it takes about ten days to run its course in a moderate case.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (sGnvY)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: First Sea Lord Harv Jr. at December 02, 2021
***
I know these things are ads for insurance -- if you look really fast at the fine print, they admit that. What exactly are these products supposed to do for you? And what do they actually do besides drain your wallet?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (n+4am)
ah, there's one childhood crush still going strong...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (oHd/0)
++++
They're going a lot further than that. Banning "effeminate men" from TV and movies and games (largely a shot across the bow of entertainment imports from Korea, which have a lot of pretty boys in them), restricting online time in general, banning many games outright, etc. Red China has essentially declared war on domestic internet use.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (w9UC1)
It's a f*cking cold virus. You can't stop it, and you'll never know how you got it, same as every other cold virus before this current Scientific Year Zero.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (nMXLX)
You know, the same court that:"
After yesterday I think it's clear that it's not the "Same Court".
RBG is dead - that may turn out to be one of the best things that ever happened to us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (Ez6QX) "
Ok so then why are you staring at my half full cup of coffee? I need a refill.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (kmK04)
And the replies I got ranged from shut up asshole to fuck guy to why do you the women?
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Tell them to take it in the ass.
Then there's no need for an abortion.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (4I0tJ)
I know these things are ads for insurance -- if you look really fast at the fine print, they admit that. What exactly are these products supposed to do for you? And what do they actually do besides drain your wallet?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (txdEq)
IT'S FREE!!!!!!
- Jimmy 'JJ' Namath Shatner
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (oHd/0)
I guess showing that even a stopped watch is right twice a day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2021 11:49 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Jordan61
Because they are lazy self-absorbed sons of bitches?
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 11:49 AM (GYllL)
From a past generation.
--------
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But an AR-15 ends the fight.
2020 update
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (W+kMI)
Minnesota reports second moronic covid case in resident who travelled to NYC for a furries convention. The man, who was fully vaccinated, (um, no he wasn't if he caught it, and has since recovered, travelled to NYC Nov 19 - 21.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (4I0tJ)
If the moronic variant kills furries, it has redeeming qualities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (P3gRi)
You know, the same court that:
- order the "wrong type" of people rounded up and sent to prison with no trial in WWII
- Ordered you to give tens of thousands of dollars every year for the rest of your life to private corporations for a product, whether you needed it or not
- Ruled several times it was legal for one man to own another
- Ordered you to offend your God and call a couple of dick-smokers shacking up "married."
Posted by: Lrrr at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM (jIL4c)
The Supreme does reverse "itself" from time to time. Because it's just a small group of people. It's not really overturning itself so much as a later group of people overturning what a previous group of people did.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (kmK04)
*sigh*
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2021 11:45 AM (vyoBn)
Office Bitch, more like.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:47 AM
With great power comes great responsibility.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: IP
You're not officially lazy until you select printers based on how much paper they still have in them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (4I0tJ)
It's a f*cking cold virus. You can't stop it, and you'll never know how you got it, same as every other cold virus before this current Scientific Year Zero.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (nMXLX)
99% of people with Covid don't know they have it.......
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 5280 at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (oSX/P)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (n+4am)
ah, there's one childhood crush still going strong...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:48 AM (8D42x)
Some guy wrote a song where he wanted to do Martha Quinn...Don't remember the singer or the song.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: pookysgirl is (not so) slowly losing it at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (+56GQ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM (Ez6QX)
++++
Because none of you can be trusted with office supplies and you must come to me for refills. I rule my domain with a passion born of tiny fury and you must bow down to receive pens, paper, staples and the like.
KNEEL BEFORE ME! KNEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!
Posted by: Office Manager Karen, Keeper of the Supply Cabinet Key at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:42 AM
For the same reason none of us are capable of making a new pot of coffee when taking the last cup, duh!
Posted by: Your Office "Mates" at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (a3Q+t)
Yeah, if i ever find you "mate", i'm going to ran that empty carafe up your ass sideways THEN fill it with boiling coffee.
What kind of fuck nugget takes the last of the coffee at 7.45 AM and doesn't make more....
rant off...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (8D42x)
Minnesota reports second moronic covid case in resident who travelled to NYC for a furries convention. The man, who was fully vaccinated, (um, no he wasn't if he caught it, and has since recovered, travelled to NYC Nov 19 - 21.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:17 AM (4I0tJ)
If the moronic variant kills furries, it has redeeming qualities.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (P3gRi)
but won't furry types be allowed to use Ivermectin? as it's a dewormer?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 11:49 AM (GYllL)
BINGO! And I'm also going to add stupid, because there were like five jobs hung up in the printer. Guess they didn't notice the stuff they printed never came out?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (Ez6QX)
It's a superpower with servers and other assets that can be seized by a determined (actual) Justice dept.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (T/s40)
As for the "Southern Strategy" that supposedly appealed to the South's racist instincts to turn it Republican, it took a hell of a long time. Most Southern states were still majority Democratic 20+ years later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (/U27+)
LOL, I will just let it queue up the print jobs until I have to go get more coffee. Even then I don't really "fill" it with paper. I just grab some... hoping it's enough
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 11:52 AM (w9UC1)
KNEEL BEFORE ME! KNEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!
Posted by: Office Manager Karen, Keeper of the Supply Cabinet Key at December 02, 2021
***
Tim Kaine? Is that you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 11:52 AM (txdEq)
rant off...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (8D42x)
Me.
Posted by: Karen the Office Manager at December 02, 2021 11:52 AM (oHd/0)
-
He can't get a fair trial so long as people hold running over grandmothers and grandchildren in a Christmas parade against him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:52 AM (FVME7)
Twitter is in the very best of hands.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (sG4Hj)
Posted by: Jordan61
That may have been my 1st or 2nd invite to HR.
I might have affixed a sign to the printer saying something like:
"If any of you ignorant jamokes need a refresher course on how to add paper to an empty bin, come an see me in cube AF666."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jordan61
***
You answered it.
You will do it. They see that and learned it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (nMXLX)
Liz Cheney pretends she some supra-Congressional special prosecutor here...its apparent that her desire to be loved in DC compels her to be a national embarrassment.
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (5iUNf)
rant off...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (8D42x)
That' why I have my own coffee maker in my office. Plus the office coffee is usually Folger's which is shite.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (xPJvm)
We closed on our Florida property back in May.
Today our real estate agent called with a potentially GREAT BIG NUMBER as an offer for it.
Umm, wut?
Posted by: blaster
We sold in June. Received a text last night if we'd entertain an all cash offer. I asked the wife if I could sell the house a second time.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (4I0tJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (sG4Hj)
-
He can't get a fair trial so long as people hold running over grandmothers and grandchildren in a Christmas parade against him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:52 AM (FVME7)
Or dietery differences...
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (P3gRi)
wait, even the hot ones who wear "real" tails...?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)
An unfunny, obnoxiously produced, condescending depiction of every broad demeaning stereotype of old people you might imagine. Oversized thick-glass eyeglasses, bob cut unstyled hair, frumpy house dress, snarly old-person face, overly loud talking, hard of hearing, saying "Bah!" every third word. Incapable of understanding the first four letters of the alphabet (as in Part A, B, C and D). I find it pretty distasteful.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (m45I2)
For the same reason none of us are capable of making a new pot of coffee when taking the last cup, duh!
Posted by: Your Office "Mates" at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (a3Q+t)
_________
Then leaving the remainder on the burner to boil down to asphalt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (+56GQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (4I0tJ)
++++
My old company had the single best printing system I have ever used. There was no printer selection. You just printed, and it all queued up in a global (literally) system. You can then walk to any printer on the company network - any printer in any office, anywhere in the world - and tap your badge on the card reader. It matches your ID number and dumps your print queue to the device. Or you can configure it to prompt you for which jobs from your queue you want to print right then.
That system was phenomenally well-designed and worked exceptionally well. It is one of the few examples of truly great software and implementation I have ever seen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (xPJvm)
is that the exploding kind of coffee?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (ynpvh)
Pookysgirl, if you folks need anything there a few of us Iowans on here.
Posted by: IP at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)
I hate to break it to you, but there are no hot furries.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (4I0tJ)
I have cancelled jobs and moved them to a different printer because the initial one i selected was out of paper...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)"
I haven't met that person yet. Other then school age children.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (kmK04)
Just.... because.
Posted by: Romeo13"
And still, illegals flood across the borders without testing, vaxes, boosters and distributed across the nation.
Incidentally why aren't long distance buses require covid testing or vax? Because middle class American don't use them much anymore but illegals sure as hell do. And they must not be inconvenienced or subject to Deep State tyranny.
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (xPJvm)
is that the exploding kind of coffee?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (ynpvh)
It's the Joe Biden of coffee.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 11:56 AM (+56GQ)
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The Pittsburgh furry con is in midsummer, so I would've bet the other way.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 11:56 AM (sGnvY)
KNEEL BEFORE ME! KNEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!
Posted by: Office Manager Karen, Keeper of the Supply Cabinet Key
AtC, is that you?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:56 AM (4I0tJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (P3gRi)
wait, even the hot ones who wear "real" tails...?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)
Um...if they have real tails, that might be considered bestiality...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (ynpvh)
rant off...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (8D42x)
Me.
Posted by: Karen the Office Manager at December 02, 2021 11:52 AM (oHd/0)
hope you're ready for that sideways boiling coffee enema...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (8D42x)
that's different. they have rights.
Posted by: Fauci at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (ssJXH)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)
I hate to break it to you, but there are no hot furries.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (Y5qcH)
Technically science requires we check. I propose we send garrett to a furry convention.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (+56GQ)
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Heh. For federal auditing and compliance purposes, a company where I used to work *had* to print paper logs of all transactions. There was a room off the server room that was just stacked with gigantic IBM line printers clattering away at all times, dumping their tractor-feed green-line paper into big boxes that were hauled away to storage every night.
That room was so loud that there were procedures we had to follow prior to opening the door - like clearing the nearby parts of the server room and signing out hearing protection. It was like a closet full of machine guns spraying away on full-auto.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (DU+/6)
AtC, is that you?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 11:56 AM (4I0tJ)
And THAT'S when the nuclear device was detonated, officer.....
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)
I hate to break it to you, but there are no hot furries.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (Y5qcH)
If they want their faces covered, that's probably the case...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (kmK04)
My sister. Based on her history of blood donations, anyway. She goes every 8 weeks. She had nothing, then one donation they told her they couldn't use, then antibodies after that. So she must have had it when she donated the one they couldn't use, but never had any symptoms.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Office Manager Karen, Keeper of the Supply Cabinet Key
My first corporate job had such a Karen. If you needed paper clips, she'd give you two. No lie.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 11:58 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 02, 2021 11:58 AM (flINI)
Well, maybe warm and sweaty 'cause heavy suit + warm weather. Ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (bDqIh)
**
That's why they have to test everyone every 24 hours.
How else will anyone know they're sick and have to miss work for two weeks?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FDA requests 2076 as release date for safety approval data on vax at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (nMXLX)
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We had a distributed-queueing thingy in school that was the opposite of all that. There was a dedicated "Print Queue" PC in each lab, and you'd have to sign in to it and pick the printer (based on its network name, which you wouldn't have any reason to know) and the jobs from a crappy Visual Basic type interface.
It took a couple of minutes to send your job on to the actual printer. Lines would form behind this PC. Just awful.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (sGnvY)
An unfunny, obnoxiously produced, condescending depiction of every broad demeaning stereotype of old people you might imagine. I find it pretty distasteful.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (m45I2)
You're just saying that because the average of the Horde is 63...but thanks!
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (5iUNf)
My sister. Based on her history of blood donations, anyway. She goes every 8 weeks. She had nothing, then one donation they told her they couldn't use, then antibodies after that. So she must have had it when she donated the one they couldn't use, but never had any symptoms.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (Ez6QX)
Rancher Bob's story is similar. He had it at some point, never knew it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Romeo13
Also, it's illegal to drive through Rifle without a gun rack.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:29 AM (ynpvh)
That was Sweden, IIRC. And they managed to do it quite safely, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (P3gRi)
The real dumbfucks are the ones that print out 1000+ pages while working remotely.
Posted by: Capital Eff believes #RonnaMustGo #McCarthyMustGo #McConnellMustGo at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (P3gRi)
wait, even the hot ones who wear "real" tails...?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)
The word 'hot' is a blocked auto-completion term on search engines. It didn't used to be. You can still add it though. Changes the search results in unpredictable ways ... usually NSFW ... but not always.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)"
I haven't met that person yet. Other then school age children.
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As long as Wuhan Flu is indistinguishable from other forms of influenza, people won't know they have it. Q.E.D.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
As yes - the big as houses IBM 3800s.
*Snifs, wipes tear*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Sponge
******
That's exactly what makes it so dangerous, the ssneaky bastidge!!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (m45I2)
Can I get it all shut down?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Romeo13
Also, it's illegal to drive through Rifle without a gun rack.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (FVME7)
***
Also, over time, you end up ruining the bore
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (flINI)
rant off...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:51 AM (8D42x)
That' why I have my own coffee maker in my office. Plus the office coffee is usually Folger's which is shite.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Crossing state lines like a Boss at December 02, 2021 11:53 AM (xPJvm)
yeah, this is why the last time they pulled that, i made mid-watch coffee for them. if you don't make it, be prepared for ME to make it the way I like it.
and we have pre-packaged wawa coffee. it's decent at 1 per pot as recommended, but at 3 bags per pot, it's not bad.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (8D42x)
The dog show superintendent in this area still prints out their judge's and steward's books on a dot-matrix printer. I asked them about it and they said the printers work fine so why change them?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2021 12:01 PM (/U27+)
That system was phenomenally well-designed and worked exceptionally well. It is one of the few examples of truly great software and implementation I have ever seen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
That's the way ours is now. With one advantage.
It tells you if your paper tray is out of paper before you print to it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2021 12:01 PM (4I0tJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (kmK04)
It took several weeks for the lethargy, dry cough, and aching lungs to pass for me. I suspect that had I not already been taking extra vitamin C, D, and aspirin leading up to it that it would've really messed me up. I've added B-complex and zinc since then.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 02, 2021 12:01 PM (DTX3h)
"Huh."
-- Parachute and Silt, CO
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2021 12:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 02, 2021 12:01 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (P3gRi)
wait, even the hot ones who wear "real" tails...?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)
Um...if they have real tails, that might be considered bestiality...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 02, 2021 11:57 AM (ynpvh)
i'm refering to the ones who wear a tail attached to a butt plug.
i always waznt some little kid to run up and give a tug on that tail ...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 12:01 PM (8D42x)
Question:
Was Sarah Silverman's father a doberman pinscher?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 02, 2021 11:41 AM (WKvwW)
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It would explain her proclivity for face-plowing people's assholes.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 02, 2021 12:02 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
OK, give us your best Carrier A/C pitch.
Posted by: mikeski at December 02, 2021 12:02 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Sponge
As long as Wuhan Flu is indistinguishable from other forms of influenza, people won't know they have it. Q.E.D.
Posted by: exdem13
My fav is the person saying "I caught the Wuflu when I was walking downtown, outside and I said hello to XXX while passing."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 12:02 PM (mD/uy)
https://is.gd/LvDShN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2021 11:40 AM (DU+/6)
Heh.
I know where they took that picture. Not far from the NTC. Its dusty there. She is welcome to use my bathtub.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 12:02 PM (axyOa)
An unfunny, obnoxiously produced, condescending depiction of every broad demeaning stereotype of old people you might imagine. Oversized thick-glass eyeglasses, bob cut unstyled hair, frumpy house dress, snarly old-person face, overly loud talking, hard of hearing, saying "Bah!" every third word. Incapable of understanding the first four letters of the alphabet (as in Part A, B, C and D). I find it pretty distasteful.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2021
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Fortunately I have never seen that. JJ, Bill, Joe Namath -- yes, ad nauseam -- but not Grumpy Martha.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2021 12:03 PM (txdEq)
i always waznt some little kid to run up and give a tug on that tail ...
Posted by: SturmToddler
Whatever you do, bring that kid to the ComFest in Columbus this spring. He'll have plenty of opportunity. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2021 12:03 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (Ez6QX)"
I had to tell some simple son of a bitch to stop reusing his disposable cup on the coffee machine. He said he was being green. I said if you want to be green go plant an f'n tree.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 12:04 PM (kmK04)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 02, 2021 12:04 PM (LVgqo)
*adds to list of things to see*
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 11:36 AM (axyOa)
That bronze Commie and bathtub would be a great place for a demo of the beneficial effects of Thermite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:06 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 02, 2021 12:01 PM (DTX3h)"
I don't think it will take that long for me as I'm trying to walk/run every day. But I'm pretty sure I coughed up something today I might have needed. This crud just wants to cling to your body.
Those are all the same supplements I've been taking forever.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 12:07 PM (kmK04)
https://tinyurl.com/ycktu8vt
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2021 11:14 AM (csEWM)
Needs to yaw about 180 degrees.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2021 12:07 PM (PJa8t)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 02, 2021 11:54 AM (8D42x)
I hate to break it to you, but there are no hot furries.
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Okay, okay, as a fanboy I now have to straighten things out here.
1. Furries are a fandom that really, really like Looney Tunes, old Disney cartoons with Mickey & gang, and the old HB cartoons, and want to live in that anthropomorphic land. As their own original furry character, even.
2. Yiffers (who in my youth were known as "furverts") take the fascination and fandom to the ultimate conclusion. Which is sex in furry suits. Which is weird, but not the absolute worst. Unfortunately the Rainbow Army got into the fandom, and yiffing is now Sacred Perversion or something.
3. The hot chick who has cat ears and tail added to a cute schoolgirl or maid outfit is not a furry. She is an anime cosplayer. Anime catgirls, doggirls, foxgirls, and so forth aren't furry characters. They are representative of hengeyokai the Japanese shape-changing spirits of folklore. Sort of the Addams Family-ification of old terrors into the odd neighbors/harem members.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 12:07 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Ziba at December 02, 2021 12:09 PM (S1hrL)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 12:00 PM (W+kMI)"
Very true. By it's all the worst part of every cold and flu I've ever had. As the variants progress hopefully it gets better.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 02, 2021 12:09 PM (kmK04)
But an AR-15 ends the fight.
2020 update
Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2021 11:50 AM (W+kMI)
***
I'm liking the updated version.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 12:09 PM (axyOa)
That bronze Commie and bathtub would be a great place for a demo of the beneficial effects of Thermite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:06 PM (P3gRi)
The Horde mind is a fearful, terrible thing!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 12:11 PM (axyOa)
I hate to break it to you, but there are no hot furries.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2021 11:55 AM (Y5qcH)
Kate Beckinsale and her pantomime horse costume, the exception that proves the rule.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2021 12:11 PM (n+4am)
Google it if you're interested.
The upside, Pike's Place has a pretty good brewery.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2021 12:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 11:59 AM (P3gRi)
About 60 years ago. Shut down the roads for an entire day while they changed signs and markings. Then started up again the next day.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 02, 2021 12:14 PM (PJa8t)
Today our real estate agent called with a potentially GREAT BIG NUMBER as an offer for it.
Umm, wut?
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2021 11:46 AM (mbFEM)
He sees a potential Great Big Commission? Ask him if he can find you a better property for less money, if you sell out and take the profit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2021 12:17 PM (P3gRi)
For the reasons set forth in this Court's ruling, Plaintiff States Motion for Preliminary Injunction [Doc. No. 2] is GRANTED. Therefore, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services, along with their directors, employees, Administrators and Secretaries are hereby ENJOINED and RESTRAINED from implementing the CMS Mandate set forth in 86 Fed. Reg. 61555-01 (November 5, 2021) as to all healthcare providers, suppliers, owners, employees, and all others covered by said CMS Mandate.
This preliminary injunction shall remain in effect pending the final resolution of this case, or until further orders from this Court, the United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit, or the United States Supreme Court.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 02, 2021 12:22 PM (7v2pL)
Posted by: Jordan61
A person can bleed to death from a paper cut.
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2021 12:22 PM (arJlL)
She also breaks the Crazy/Hot Matrix.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2021 12:25 PM (ZHVt1)
About 400 cases per year but Ace seemingly is oblivious to that because of his obsession with "elites" he has gone all occupy wall street on them now
Pbs.com. march 23 2018
Businessinsider.com
March 18 2015
Take a glimpse at that !!!
Posted by: Kurt at December 02, 2021 01:15 PM (Grmru)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 02, 2021 01:16 PM (EG+WS)
Posted by: Ciampino at December 02, 2021 02:22 PM (qfLjt)
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit went into a bar.
Rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo"
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Not a typo, just Microsoft Spellchecker.
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