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  • The bus factor for PHP was two. (Musings)
    Maybe as few as two people would have to wake up this morning and decide they want to do something different with their lives in order for the PHP project to lack the expertise and resources to move it forward in its current form, and at current pace.

    Just focus on that number for a few seconds ... think of the number of people whose livelihoods depend on PHP, the number of mortgages, car payments, school fees, entire payrolls ...

    It's the scariest number 2 I have ever seen.
    Learn a real programming language, losers.
    Everybody who follows the development of PHP knows who these two people are.
    They are Dmitry Stogov, and Nikita Popov.
    Hmm. Oh. Neat, maybe we can just let it-

    God damn it.


  • I have no idea what I'm doing. (Surfing Complexity)

    Well, yes, but also no. Or possibly vice-versa.


  • When a Google cloud server gets compromised, it's mining crypto within 22 seconds. (CNBC)

    Only 8% of compromised servers are used as a platform for further hacking attempts; the majority are hacked and immediately mining crypto, which if you have any monitoring all will set off all your alarms.


  • Hololive Gen 6 - holoX, pronounced hollocks, seriously - has launched, and YouTube is doing what it always does: Automatically unsubscribing tens of thousands of fans.

    Exactly what they did to EN Gen 2 three months ago.

    YouTube is an interesting mix of incompetence, arrogance, and antipathy. They actively hate their users - creators and viewers alike - but they know that there's not really anywhere else for people to go.

    I think we're gonna need a bigger bus.


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Okay, yeah. Don't care if it needs a 3090 to run. I'm getting that.


Party Like It's 1979 Video of the Day





Disclaimer: This bus goes to eleven.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 03:09 AM




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1 Hi!

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:14 AM (dB4Iz)

2 Hello?

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:15 AM (dB4Iz)

3 Here we go again

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:15 AM (dB4Iz)

4 You're up early today, Pixy!

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:15 AM (dB4Iz)

5 Thanks for the huge space to relax into...

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:16 AM (dB4Iz)

6 Ahhhhh...

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:16 AM (dB4Iz)

7 This is the life!

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:16 AM (dB4Iz)

8 Okay, okay, will nood

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:16 AM (dB4Iz)

9 I try to get these posted by 7PM on weekdays, which works out to 3AM central right now. But things were pretty busy last week.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 29, 2021 03:17 AM (MqQvv)

10 After this important message from our sponsors

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:17 AM (dB4Iz)

11 Nice work, Pixy! I wish I knew enough to understand compu-speak.

Alas, I'm just a useless Boomer.

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:18 AM (dB4Iz)

12 Guess it's time for bed now.

G'night Pixy.

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2021 03:24 AM (dB4Iz)

13 WAKE UP!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 29, 2021 03:26 AM (wr8De)

14 My understanding is that pancakes in Australia work the other way.

Wow

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, dude at November 29, 2021 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)

15 Okay, okay, will nood
Posted by: JQ

Too late Blues

https://tinyurl.com/2p9bsba4

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, late Nite Bluesman at November 29, 2021 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)

16 "My understanding is that pancakes in Australia work the other way."

Syrup goes on the underside?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 03:32 AM (KAi1n)

17 Alas, I'm just a useless Boomer.
Posted by: JQ

The next Boomer shall be the SSN JQ

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, late Nite Nuclear Planner at November 29, 2021 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)

18 >>>I'd be on Twitter . . . except that Twitter already banned me

And Ace quit all on his own!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 03:38 AM (rk2/G)

19 Syrup goes on the underside?
Posted by: SFGoth

The syrup is harvested from free range, sustainable Quokkas.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, who had an Ozzies lass once, therefore citizen of OzLand at November 29, 2021 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)

20 Now.

Having had one thread killed/stomped, on to the next.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, with Rommel-like cunning at November 29, 2021 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)

21 And Ace quit all on his own!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 03:38 AM (rk2/G)

Which is honestly amazing, as between his completely gonzo posts, he'd pretty much tear everyone a new one while tagging them. He got out right before twitter went ban crazy all because Gavin McInnes called someone fat and she whined her way to more tv gigs she wasn't qualified for (that person subsequently went on to harass many people and was never banned)

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 03:45 AM (4Ukpe)

22 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO CURRENT WORLD

I reject your artificial reality, and substitute my own

(which is easy, because it the actual, you know, reality thingy)

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, also Blind Monk of Much Wisdoms at November 29, 2021 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)

23 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 03:46 AM (1R0vU)

24 I missed the cheesecake thread.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 03:52 AM (1R0vU)

25 Mornin', all
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

Coffee with chicory in three minutes

Beignets in four

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, a votre service at November 29, 2021 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)

26 Miklos! *waits patiently

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 03:54 AM (1R0vU)

27 So this is what happens in the wee hours. Hello insomnia my new friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag at November 29, 2021 03:54 AM (4I/2K)

28 Miklos, someone in food thread (?) yesterday wanted to ask you if you had a recipe for chicken paprikash

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 03:56 AM (1R0vU)

29 >>>between his completely gonzo posts, he'd pretty much tear everyone a new one while tagging them

Nicely put! It did seem made for him.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 03:58 AM (rk2/G)

30 I'm thinking recipe for ham, egg and cheese on toasted bagel

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 04:04 AM (2JoB8)

31 Miklos, someone in food thread (?) yesterday wanted to ask you if you had a recipe for chicken paprikash
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

Easy.
But traditional Hungarian and Americanized are both good.

I try to cook Hungarian food for friends, but it is frustrating. "Do the chicken again" There are others!

I also promised a recipe for Gulyasleves
I will try to write it up for next Food Thread.

Hortobagyi Palacsinta mmmmm

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, a Professionally Trained Cook, if not Chef at November 29, 2021 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)

32 31 >>>Gulyasleves!

Gesundheit.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 04:09 AM (rk2/G)

33 Hello insomnia my new friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated Meatbag

New problem for me too. Trying to think of a graceful way to bow out of work this am.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 04:10 AM (LZkdC)

34 *presents the traditional three (3) beignets and coffee with chicory*

*special USB download equipment may be required

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, from the Cafe Du Monde in La Nouvelle Orleans at November 29, 2021 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)

35 >>*special USB download equipment may be required
Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, from the Cafe Du Monde in La Nouvelle Orleans

Good thing I have that! Mug and plate are ready!!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 04:14 AM (1R0vU)

36 Gulyasleves!

Gesundheit.
Posted by: m

You might need some of this-

https://tinyurl.com/f7b2ps75

Cures what ails ya

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, liking the spicy at November 29, 2021 04:15 AM (QzkSJ)

37 >>New problem for me too. Trying to think of a graceful way to bow out of work this am.
Posted by: Infidel

Say you have the sniffles and a nagging cough ...it should give you 10 days/2 weeks!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 04:16 AM (1R0vU)

38 Good thing I have that! Mug and plate are ready!!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

Veronka! Estelle!

INITIATE DOWNLOAD

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, ordering people around because BOSS at November 29, 2021 04:17 AM (QzkSJ)

39 2 weeks to stiffle the sniffle!!!
Reeeeee!!!!!!!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:19 AM (KAi1n)

40 Yeah, i can't sleep either.... This is normal for me. Ugh.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:20 AM (KAi1n)

41 Woot! Chicory coffee with beignets. Mondays can start out great!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 04:21 AM (1R0vU)

42 Hololive Gen 6 - holoX, pronounced hollocks, seriously - has launched, and YouTube is doing what it always does: Automatically unsubscribing tens of thousands of fans.

Exactly what they did to EN Gen 2 three months ago.


Sana's fans were hopping mad after Youtube stripped her of so many subs. The really irritating part of it all is they do it without any explanation. Are they doing it because their algorithm is detecting fake accounts? Is it just a bug? Does anyone at Youtube even know, or is this all automated?

Surely one of these days one of the other services will catch on.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 29, 2021 04:24 AM (wGeit)

43 Chicory coffee with beignets. Mondays can start out great!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021


***
Chicory coffee is my standard, MLiI. Not every part of the country is used to it, though. I could buy it in Denver, and did, and brought some one day to work to treat everybody. An hour later I heard somebody asking the receptionist, "Is there something wrong with the coffeemaker?" I gave up after that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:25 AM (c6xtn)

44 Woot! Chicory coffee with beignets. Mondays can start out great!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

I am trying to find you the same thing I bought.

Cafe du Monde coffee with the old French style coffee steel filters.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, Of the Honorary Order of Les Cafees at November 29, 2021 04:28 AM (QzkSJ)

45 "Is there something wrong with the coffeemaker?" I gave up after that.
Posted by: Wolfus

It's an acquired taste. I have not yet acquired the taste.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021 04:29 AM (LZkdC)

46 Nicely put! It did seem made for him.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 03:58 AM (rk2/G)

To this day i think at least 50% of my saved posts on twitter are Ace's off the wall threads, like about his stupid kids or how Bruce Springstein songs make no sense.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 04:29 AM (4Ukpe)

47 G'mornin', folk,

Winding up a 4-day weekend is weird. But Chekov the cat is doing better on his gabapentin pill, I think. Certainly he spent more time out in the living room with me all day yesterday, ate with more enthusiasm, and moved in a better way than in 2 months.

I'm looking to replace my DVD player, which dates from 2006. Bezos' little hobby site has a few simple DVD/Blu-Ray players for about $80. I don't want something that streams, but I admit I don't know the everyday details of that. Aren't the streaming ones much more expensive, and if you don't subscribe to any such service and just want to play DVDs, they're a waste of money?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:30 AM (c6xtn)

48 I've seen it at our local walmsrt. Yellowish can

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 04:31 AM (1R0vU)

49 >>>Hololive Gen 6 - holoX, pronounced hollocks, seriously

It's like a cipher. Nobody would have pronounced it that way without having the inside info.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 04:31 AM (rk2/G)

50 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

*MASSIVE INQUISITIVE GLARE*

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, and people maned Mandi, who have a restaurant at November 29, 2021 04:31 AM (QzkSJ)

51 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 04:32 AM (u82oZ)

52 It's an acquired taste. I have not yet acquired the taste.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2021


***
Chicory is strong-ish, depending how you make it. I put sweetener in mine anyway. For Xmas I'll pick up some non-alky eggnog and use a teaspoon of it as a creamer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:33 AM (c6xtn)

53 51 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 04:32 AM (u82oZ)

Will do.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 04:34 AM (rk2/G)

54 I have some insomnia, getting my mechanical room for converting to winter.

A chore I put off for too long.

Have a great day. everyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 29, 2021 04:34 AM (u82oZ)

55 To this day i think at least 50% of my saved posts on twitter are Ace's off the wall threads, like about his stupid kids or how Bruce Springstein songs make no sense.
Posted by: Rbastid

I was at Bruce Springsteen's childhood home in Freehold, NJ.

Modest private duplex home, decaying Kaboom boxes everywhere.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, Teller of Truths at November 29, 2021 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)

56 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

*MASSIVE INQUISITIVE GLARE*
Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, and people maned Mandi, who have a restaurant at November 29, 2021


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Yeah, should have gone to M's this weekend, but I was afraid of crowds. Maybe we can go to an early dinner this next weekend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:36 AM (c6xtn)

57 Oooh! I drink coffee black, but a splash of egg nog would be yummy. Going to have to try that!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 04:36 AM (1R0vU)

58 Looking at these cyber Monday sales I'm again realizing i have a problem, I like and buy a lof of jackets, except i hate wearing jackets because i walk around a lot and even in 30 degree weather i get really hot when walking and end up being outside in a T-Shirt while holding my jacket (and having people assume I'm one of the many other psychopaths on the street) So i end up having a closet full of jackets i don't wear, but there are like 15 I want to buy now.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 04:37 AM (4Ukpe)

59 Oooh! I drink coffee black, but a splash of egg nog would be yummy. Going to have to try that!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021


***
Someone here suggested it. There's also the cocoa mixes you can buy at World Market, dark chocolate and mint and milk chocolate flavors, and mixing a little of that into coffee is a pleasant change from generic Sweet & Low.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:38 AM (c6xtn)

60 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 04:38 AM (arJlL)

61 Yay for Chekov!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:39 AM (KAi1n)

62 Never tried chicory coffee, as a northern I shouldn't have to

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 04:40 AM (2JoB8)

63 Oooh! I drink coffee black, but a splash of egg nog would be yummy. Going to have to try that!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

I would say

No

I could say

Sillabub

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, with Carolina recipes too at November 29, 2021 04:40 AM (QzkSJ)

64 Also banana republic was actually selling Pronouns shirts, since their all in the sale section I assume this season they'll just have sweaters with CUCK knitted across the front.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 04:41 AM (4Ukpe)

65 Yay for Chekov!
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021


***
Thank you! I was worried that crushing up the pill into his food would make it taste funny to him and it would wind up not getting into him. But he gobbles the wet food with powder right down. And he seems to be moving better, though still something like an elderly armadillo. This stuff 2x a day plus his liquid prednisone at night, well, maybe he might turn a small corner soon.

Durn cat. Good thing I love him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:43 AM (c6xtn)

66 Durn cat. Good thing I love him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Good, and good karma for Old Cat

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, moving like an elderly armadillo at November 29, 2021 04:45 AM (QzkSJ)

67 Never tried chicory coffee, as a northern I shouldn't have to
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021


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Stronger than dark roast, not as strong as espresso. Coffee without it or tending to the espresso end seems awfully thin to me. There are precious few "southern" things I subscribe to -- but chicory coffee is one of them. If I wind up moving to W.Va., I hope I can get it there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:45 AM (c6xtn)

68 Durn cat. Good thing I love him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Durn right you do! People who've never been fortunate to know a kitteh who loves them and wants to be with them, are really missing out.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 04:47 AM (KAi1n)

69 Never tried chicory coffee, as a northern I shouldn't have to
Posted by: Skip

Tried to email you some pancakes from Myrtle Beach.

Was some problem, sorry

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, Mmmy's Breakfast buffet opens at 7 at November 29, 2021 04:47 AM (QzkSJ)

70 Durn cat. Good thing I love him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Durn right you do! People who've never been fortunate to know a kitteh who loves them and wants to be with them, are really missing out.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021


***
All of my cats have wanted to spend time with me, on my lap, insisting I play with them (darn kittens!), accompanying me to the bathroom when I brush my teeth, etc. Big black Wolf would sit up, and when I paused in the petting, he'd reach for me with an obvious "Don't stop!" paw. When people say, "Cats are aloof," I stare at them. "What kind of cats do *you* know? Ferals?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:52 AM (c6xtn)

71 Should have one of these breakfast Sammy's on running out door

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 04:53 AM (2JoB8)

72 Coffee made, I am out the door.

Make it a good Monday, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at November 29, 2021 04:54 AM (1R0vU)

73 I'm not out the door, but time to hit the shower. No shave today; I like to plane myself off every 48 hours, and people at work don't care. Then I'll have some eggs and toast, and a swift pleasant drive in the pre-dawn to work. (That's why I do it in the pre-dawn, so I can enjoy the drive and find a parking place!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:57 AM (c6xtn)

74 >>>The bus factor for PHP was two.

New lingo to me; here's a definition:

"A project's bus factor (or truck factor) is a number equal to the number of team members who, if run over by a bus, would put the project in jeopardy."

I remember hearing "Everybody's replaceable," or words to that effect, when I was growing up. Our new dystopia we're living in.

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 05:03 AM (rk2/G)

75 The sweetest, gentlest, and most affectionate cat i ever knew was a feral cat it took me 3 years to befriend. Then i was hers. I still remember when she was finally able to climb into my lap (i'm 5'. She loved to lick my hands and sleep on my upper arm. She even got so used to the vaccuum cleaner, i'd have to move her outta the way.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:04 AM (KAi1n)

76 5 days this week is going to be long

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 05:05 AM (2JoB8)

77 During the Civil War the north could get all the coffee it wanted, the South couldn't and often had to do with chicory.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 05:07 AM (2JoB8)

78 No shave today; I like to plane myself off every 48 hours, and people at work don't care.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 04:57 AM (c6xtn)

I hate shaving, as a commercial years ago stated I'd rather set my underpants on fire. It's the one saving grace of "all must be masked at all times even when eating and recieving mouth to mouth resuscitation" edicts at work, I can shave once on Sunday night and not have to do it again until the following week.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 05:13 AM (4Ukpe)

79 I miss my cats, been a year and still do things forgetting they are not around.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 05:14 AM (2JoB8)

80 I hate shaving...

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 05:13 AM (4Ukpe)

I like having shaved.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2021 05:17 AM (Q9lwr)

81 I always put my lack of a clean face to being forced to do it before I had to.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2021 05:19 AM (2JoB8)

82 I'm on the road, have a great day

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 05:25 AM (2JoB8)

83 Cyber Monday. Credit card go brrr

Posted by: In Exile at November 29, 2021 05:27 AM (kzzyk)

84 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2021 05:27 AM (ju2Fy)

85 'morning...

I will shave today. It's been a week and I look like... Well, I look like I need to shave...

Posted by: Oldowan at November 29, 2021 05:28 AM (Mfqer)

86 75 She even got so used to the vaccuum cleaner, i'd have to move her outta the way.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 05:04 AM

Ha!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 05:30 AM (rk2/G)

87 Miss Dixie has an appointment at the Doggie Beauty Salon today.

She is not a good traveller, but if I put the top down she seems fine.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, Dog Carer at November 29, 2021 05:37 AM (QzkSJ)

88 I'm on the road, have a great day

This, too, is the Great Story of American git 'er 'done

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, not making things that way at November 29, 2021 05:40 AM (QzkSJ)

89 Morning (or evening, depending on your time zone and frame of mind) Horde!

Pixy, has HoloLive tried Rumble? It seems to be the up-and-coming alternative to YouTube.

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 29, 2021 05:43 AM (DSTSG)

90 The sweetest, gentlest, and most affectionate cat i ever knew was a feral cat it took me 3 years to befriend. Then i was hers. I still remember when she was finally able to climb into my lap (i'm 5'. She loved to lick my hands and sleep on my upper arm. She even got so used to the vaccuum cleaner, i'd have to move her outta the way.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021


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At the other end of the scale, when I brought her home from the cattery, Tatiana the Wonder Siberian (Chekov's aunt!) hid and napped under my bed for about 3 hours. When I rose from my own nap, she bounded out, leaped onto the kitchen counter, and held up her face to be petted. End of adjustment period.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 05:44 AM (c6xtn)

91 Maybe just one more

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, 101 year old commenter at November 29, 2021 05:44 AM (QzkSJ)

92 Yesterday made a turkey pie. No pie crust so was going to use crescent roll dough. Wife mistakenly bought crescent dough sheet. Didn't know such a thing existed. Worked out perfectly.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2021 05:45 AM (ju2Fy)

93 I hate shaving, as a commercial years ago stated I'd rather set my underpants on fire. It's the one saving grace of "all must be masked at all times even when eating and recieving mouth to mouth resuscitation" edicts at work, I can shave once on Sunday night and not have to do it again until the following week.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021


***
I did too. Electrics irritated me, and the multi-blade horrors nicked me often. Then I discovered old-school wet-shaving: a vintage or modern safety razor, one double-edge blade, a good cream or soap. Now I look forward to my shaves.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 05:47 AM (c6xtn)

94 Good morning morons

Another day in paradise.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 05:49 AM (EZebt)

95 I see I did not make the Top 10 commenters this week. Ah, well, I shall increase my output.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 29, 2021 05:51 AM (c6xtn)

96 This will not be a 1000 comment thread.

I will collect my winnings in AUS and share them with Pixy.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, knowing Australian phrase "avvabee" at November 29, 2021 05:51 AM (QzkSJ)

97 I'm down to shaving every other day. Most of the time I shave in the shower in using soap. Couple of times a month I'll break out the Barbasol and shave at the lavatory.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2021 05:53 AM (ju2Fy)

98 I see I did not make the Top 10 commenters this week. Ah, well, I shall increase my output.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

*moderate level of Stakhanovite glare*

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, about to be shot by the Old CoBolsheviks at November 29, 2021 05:53 AM (QzkSJ)

99 I shave when I damn well please.

Other than the moustache.

Zee moustache, how you say, is almost horticultural in le concept

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, unafflicted but AWARE at November 29, 2021 05:56 AM (QzkSJ)

100 Pre-op appt with ENT this morning. Was going to delay procedure until next year, but realized I'd just hit my deductible so surgery on Thursday.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2021 05:58 AM (ju2Fy)

101 Up here, Monday ain't so bad

https://tinyurl.com/2p845c62

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, of behalf of Fats Domino at November 29, 2021 06:00 AM (QzkSJ)

102 I hope for his sake Fauci has security because he is not safe. A smug bastard like him has earned what is coming to him.

He referred to January 6 in reply when asked about Sen. Cruz and Sen. Paul calling for his prosecution.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 06:01 AM (EZebt)

103 Fat Dominos rings look like knife guards.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2021 06:03 AM (ju2Fy)

104 95 I did and don't think the phone counts, probably another 50 a week.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 06:05 AM (mWg/a)

105 He referred to January 6 in reply when asked about Sen. Cruz and Sen. Paul calling for his prosecution.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 06:01 AM (EZebt)

It was such a non sequitur, but that's what he has to do since he has no valid response to why he's basically Magele Jr with all ther human experiments he's now responsible for.

I'd settle for someone punching him on tv, and then seeing him rot in a prison.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 06:07 AM (4Ukpe)

106 Morning.

In Pixy's top post, does the new law against trolls actually define what a troll is?

Or will it be whatever someone decides at the time?

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2021 06:11 AM (vd8XM)

107 Zee moustache, how you say, is almost horticultural in le concept
Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos

Kamala! Is that you?

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2021 06:11 AM (vd8XM)

108 Fat Dominos rings look like knife guards.
Posted by: olddog in

For damn good reasons.

Fats always lived in the Ninth Ward.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, of a sense of self-preservation at November 29, 2021 06:13 AM (QzkSJ)

109 Kamala! Is that you?
Posted by: Bruce

"kamala" in Finnish means "horrible, ghastly"

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, who had Finnish sniper girlfriend (Ok, the sniper was her grandad) at November 29, 2021 06:16 AM (QzkSJ)

110 "kamala" in Finnish means "horrible, ghastly"
Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos,

Then she has been named well.

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2021 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

111 I liked the quote about YouTube, Pixy. It's true and I also laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2021 06:18 AM (poMoX)

112 When Cruz or Paul call Fauci a vile, lying, mass-murdering goblin I'll start paying attention and take them seriously. Maybe.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 29, 2021 06:19 AM (afzAq)

113 103 Fat Dominos rings look like knife guards.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2021 06:03 AM (ju2Fy)

I am a native English speaker and I have no idea what this means!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 06:20 AM (rk2/G)

114 I believe you can get chock full of nuts coffee up north.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2021 06:28 AM (zcARI)

115 Want to see the chaos I live with?

https://tinyurl.com/yckwwkp5

I drive through this intersection to work.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 06:29 AM (EZebt)

116 Thanks for excoriating the fascist dipshits, Pixy. More people need to do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2021 06:32 AM (poMoX)

117 Hiya Fen !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 06:35 AM (arJlL)

118 I am a native English speaker and I have no idea what this means!

Posted by: m at November 29, 2021 06:20
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1. View Miklos' link @101
2. Bing "finger knife guard"

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2021 06:36 AM (ju2Fy)

119 Thanks for excoriating the fascist dipshits, Pixy. More people need to do that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I, for one, vote for more excoriationings.

But commies too, please.

The are really the same.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, who lived in Commie-land before at November 29, 2021 06:38 AM (QzkSJ)

120 I am going to take Bluebell's excellent advice from several days ago and take a break from news after I post this devotional from a person in Nigeria reflecting on Philippians Chapter 4. This letter is known as the "joy letter" which is amazing considering Paul wrote it while in prison. You can find the Bible passage linked on the left hand side of the devotional. Pray for Nigeria. There is a lot of persecution of Christians by Muslims there. The author of this reflection doesn't mention that but he does reflect on worries and prayer:

https://tinyurl.com/yckwwkp5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2021 06:39 AM (poMoX)

121 Hi, JT. Have a good day, and everyone else too. If it's clear where you are ,look at the sunrise when it comes up. Some of you have to wait quite a while. It's a good way to start the day. I'm going to get a cup of coffee and go the park and do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2021 06:43 AM (poMoX)

122
I drive through this intersection to work.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2021 06:29 AM (EZebt)

Drive thru that enough times and you ADD tire life

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 29, 2021 06:45 AM (/6GbT)

123 I'm going to get a cup of coffee and go the park and do that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

A great start to the day.

Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2021 06:45 AM (vd8XM)

124 By the way, this is a good start to any and very day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkS1LKARQvo

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, who was Healed at November 29, 2021 06:46 AM (QzkSJ)

125 Chicory is to coffee as decaf black tea is to coffee.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 29, 2021 06:47 AM (KAi1n)

126
Good morning, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 06:51 AM (/U27+)

127 Chicory is to coffee as decaf black tea is to coffee.
Posted by: SFGoth

Same as people who don't like oysters.

More for me.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, greedy and kind at November 29, 2021 06:55 AM (QzkSJ)

128 Good morning, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Already lunchtime in Budapest.

Irrelevant if not in Central Europe

Posted by: Beloved Winged Hussar Uncle Miklos at November 29, 2021 06:57 AM (QzkSJ)

129 mornin yall. Fire station in the next county over burned last night. Isn't this the story of Biden's America?

Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 07:00 AM (Tnijr)

130 Ya'll tell JJ I said "Jo Reggelt"

Posted by: Unbeloved Miklos, signing off on the 49 meter band at November 29, 2021 07:01 AM (QzkSJ)

131 In Formula 1 at end of race they drive through the off used track to pick up rubber as they have to weigh a certain amount.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at November 29, 2021 07:01 AM (mWg/a)

132 Ya'll tell JJ I said "Jo Reggelt"
Posted by: Unbeloved Miklos,

Why ?

His name isn't Reggie !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 07:04 AM (arJlL)

133 By the way, this is a good start to any and very day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkS1LKARQvo

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos
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Nice. Thanks.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 29, 2021 07:05 AM (ju2Fy)

134 Weirdly, I haven't yet caught a Twatter ban this time around.

I set up an account to troll commies about Rittenhouse, and so far it's still functional.

The last Twatter account I had got banned for calling Joaquin Castro "Ho Queen".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 07:12 AM (bW8dp)

135 >>> Fire station in the next county over burned last night.

Time to give the chief a raise!

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2021 07:13 AM (UnQlg)

136 > The are really the same.

Yeah, the Nazis and Fascists absolutely were totalitarian socialists, just like the Communists.

Nazis are only "right wing" if you are Stalin.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 07:13 AM (bW8dp)

137 "I have no idea what I am doing" seems to be what the tech industry prefers in politicians....

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 07:14 AM (Lzpvj)

138 136 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 07:13 AM (bW8dp)


To Stalin Trotsky was a left winger and Bukharin was a right-wing revanchist...

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 07:15 AM (Lzpvj)

139 Biden and butthead talked to Dr. (noodleBrian) Recetti about the Omicron. Biden Butthead quickly Jetted to Rubenstien's Carlyle group to pick which company would get the new omivaccine contract. Dr Recetti said he needed two more weeks to ensure the proper checks and balances were in place. That is when a check would get added the Doctor's bank balance.

Posted by: FlushRoyal at November 29, 2021 07:16 AM (puD/E)

140 134 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 07:12 AM (bW8dp)

#JackAss saves the mass bannings for elections, kind of like you can set your watch by CDC's mad drive for "new and improved lockdowns" being timed to "in case of emergency break glass" for donkey party.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 07:17 AM (Lzpvj)

141 Well we are on the home stretch to the end of this horrible year. What does next year hold for us? 6 and 7th waves? Booster booster booster shots? President HRC? October Mome? I've got a lot of planning to do.

Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 07:18 AM (Tnijr)

142 I dont think the sales after t-day were all that good. Lots of big screen tv boxes were brought out, with deepmdiscount pricing, in preparation. They are still sitting out, in the way, as of last night when i went to pick up a prescription at cvs target pharmacy. Bare shelves everywhere, like it was soviet east europe all month too.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at November 29, 2021 07:18 AM (IJES/)

143 When Cruz or Paul call Fauci a vile, lying, mass-murdering goblin I'll start paying attention and take them seriously. Maybe.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 29, 2021 06:19 AM

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me." - Anthony Fauci's Arrogant Smirk

When Cruz or Paul actually *do something* of consequence, I'll start paying attention and take them seriously. All they ever do is provide soundbites for conservative Twitter and blogs, so they can write blog headlines saying "Cruz/PAUL RIPS/DESTROYS Zuckerberg/Jack/Fauci!11ty!!"

And nothing is ever done. All for show, all failure theater.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 07:19 AM (Do5/p)

144 An American web-cam model in Georgia shot herself in the vag while using a 9mm as a dildo.
She called 911 while still broadcasting.
Who's got the video?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2021 07:20 AM (jTmQV)

145 Speaking of fascist dipshits, the British Telegraph newpaper is suggesting that Dopey Joe may try to put Commie Lay on the Supreme Court, in an effort to get rid of her without being called a racist.

Pretty much everyone knows that Dopey is a non-starter for 2024, and Commie Lay would be a complete disaster for the Dems.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 07:20 AM (bW8dp)

146 "Who's got the video?"

Gornhub?

Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 07:22 AM (Tnijr)

147
Irrelevant if not in Central Europe
Posted by: Beloved Winged Hussar Uncle Miklos


The historical purpose of Central Europe is to get run over by someone bigger and stronger.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:22 AM (/U27+)

148 > Fire station in the next county over burned last night.


Back in the '70s there was a town in (I think) Kansas where the water tower burned down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 07:23 AM (bW8dp)

149
Speaking of fascist dipshits, the British Telegraph newpaper is suggesting that Dopey Joe may try to put Commie Lay on the Supreme Court, in an effort to get rid of her without being called a racist.

Sonia Sotomayor breaths a sigh of relief. "I'm no longer the stupidest SC justice ever."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:23 AM (/U27+)

150 Well we are on the home stretch to the end of this horrible year. What does next year hold for us? 6 and 7th waves? Booster booster booster shots? President HRC? October Mome? I've got a lot of planning to do.

Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 07:18 AM

"Vaccine" mandates going into effect JAN 5, 2022. Mass firings/terminations 30 days after that, after the 30-day unpaid leave period. Lockdowns and mask-mandates coming back for "omicron variant". Skyrocketing energy costs. Skyrocketing unemployment after the "vaccine" mandate firings.

Should be a fun year...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 07:24 AM (Do5/p)

151 > The historical purpose of Central Europe is to get run over by someone bigger and stronger.

It fulfills much the same role that Belgium does in Western Europe.... "Let's just go fight in Poland/Belgium, rather than fucking up our own countries."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 07:25 AM (bW8dp)

152
"Vaccine" mandates going into effect JAN 5, 2022. Mass firings/terminations 30 days after that, after the 30-day unpaid leave period.

Just curious. What's the black and Hispanic vaccination rate compared to whites and Asians?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:25 AM (/U27+)

153 143 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 07:19 AM (Do5/p)


Our political class includes Jim "pay me moar Jeff" Jordan in essence so long as the GOP politician values money more than our interests we get a lot of "Sound of fury, legislation of breeze" endeavors.

Posted by: sven at November 29, 2021 07:26 AM (Lzpvj)

154 "Skyrocketing energy costs. Skyrocketing unemployment after the "vaccine" mandate firings.
Should be a fun year..."

I've got over 40 trash bags filled with gasoline in anticipation of shortages.

Posted by: f'd at November 29, 2021 07:26 AM (Tnijr)

155 >>> An American web-cam model in Georgia shot herself in the vag while using a 9mm as a dildo.
>>> Who's got the video?

This was linked on the ONT a few nights ago. Do not know if the link had video.

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2021 07:29 AM (UnQlg)

156 I'm never on here when Pixy is but maybe someone who is can ask him tomorrow....

Why are the comments not accessible on all the older threads in the sidebar?

Please and thank you!

Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 07:29 AM (cF8AT)

157 Here is the story of the vagoo shooter.
Damn, I wish I could have gotten this to Weasel in the gun thread...

https://tinyurl.com/2p8z9hp8

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2021 07:30 AM (jTmQV)

158 It's the scariest number 2 I have ever seen.

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I'll take "Things Pope Commie said after Biden crapped his pants" for The Daily Double, Alex!

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 07:31 AM (mZ3xv)

159 Just curious. What's the black and Hispanic vaccination rate compared to whites and Asians?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:25 AM (/U27+)

NY state was about 30% for Blacks. Have not seen a Texas number.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 07:32 AM (yrol0)

160 They are available, but you have to type in the address to access them.

For example, for this post: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/396663.php

You have to type in: http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=396663

If you click on "Access Comments", this is where it goes (which does not work):

http://minx.cc/?post=396663

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 07:32 AM (Do5/p)

161
NY state was about 30% for Blacks. Have not seen a Texas number.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 07:32 AM (yrol0)


Because it'll be amusing when they get bounced from their jobs because of a Democratic mandate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:33 AM (/U27+)

162 Why are the comments not accessible on all the older threads in the sidebar?

Please and thank you!
Posted by: Tami

Because if ya comment on an old thread, ya get kicked off the internet.

FoEVER !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 07:34 AM (arJlL)

163 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2021 07:36 AM (GPwVZ)

164 Because it'll be amusing when they get bounced from their jobs because of a Democratic mandate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:33 AM (/U27+)

All Democrat mandates hits minorities hardest. Rent control reduces houses. Public school create poor students. Cig and gas taxes hit poor people about 8X vs. rich.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 07:37 AM (yrol0)

165 Hiya Captain !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2021 07:37 AM (arJlL)

166 Because it'll be amusing when they get bounced from their jobs because of a Democratic mandate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2021 07:33 AM

And Democrats won't care a bit, because they control elections and don't need the black vote anymore. They also control the narrative. How many Americans know that the dirty unvaxxed include a high number of blacks/minorities.

And look at NY state. The only reason they got rid of Cuomo is because they had the tyrannical bitch waiting in the wings to take his place. And despite all that she is doing, New Yorkers will never vote for a Republican. So Democrats have zero fear of backlash from anything they are doing.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 07:38 AM (Do5/p)

167 Anyone get anything good for first night of Hanukah?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 07:38 AM (yrol0)

168 Learn a real programming language, losers.

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Heh. Back around '88 I was working as a programmer at Ford Aerospace and the dipshit non-technical "Contract Manager" who ran our division once asked me why I hadn't yet finished the programming on a two-month project -- after I told him it was a two-month project -- that he demanded I finish in two weeks.

I again repeated the obvious, to which he obnoxiously replied "Well, how hard can it be? I program Excel macros all the time!"

"Hmmm, good point" says I, shaking my head as I returned to the work at hand ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 07:39 AM (mZ3xv)

169 Anyone get anything good for first night of Hanukah?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 07:38 AM (yrol0)

I good nights sleep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2021 07:39 AM (GPwVZ)

170 Anyone get anything good for first night of Hanukah?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 07:38 AM (yrol0)

I good nights sleep
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2021 07:39 AM (GPwVZ)

And I should be getting some ammo and magazines this week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 29, 2021 07:40 AM (GPwVZ)

171 Heh. Back around '88 I was working as a programmer at Ford Aerospace and the dipshit non-technical "Contract Manager" who ran our division once asked me why I hadn't yet finished the programming on a two-month project -- after I told him it was a two-month project -- that he demanded I finish in two weeks.

I again repeated the obvious, to which he obnoxiously replied "Well, how hard can it be? I program Excel macros all the time!"

"Hmmm, good point" says I, shaking my head as I returned to the work at hand ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 07:39 AM (mZ3xv)

I am not a programmer but have managed many. I have told many bosses that 9 women will not get you a baby in a month.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 07:42 AM (yrol0)

172 Neil Clark
at_NeilClark66

Likely Timetable (based on 'previous form')
30th Nov : Masks back in shops and public transports in England.
If high level of compliance Vaccine Passports brought in mid-Dec, UK-wide lockdown, January.
If low level of mask compliance, govt backs off and life returns to normal.


6:52 AM - Nov 29, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3o2fbLr

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2021 07:42 AM (Do5/p)

173 No one really appreciates a good night's sleep until age 50 or so.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2021 07:43 AM (jTmQV)

174 JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2021 07:43 AM (yrol0)

175 mornin y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at November 29, 2021 07:43 AM (Adlwz)

176 ... holoX, pronounced hollocks, seriously ...

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Holodeck transgender characters?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at November 29, 2021 07:44 AM (mZ3xv)

177 Here is the story of the vagoo shooter.
Damn, I wish I could have gotten this to Weasel in the gun thread...

https://tinyurl.com/2p8z9hp8

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2021 07:30 AM (jTmQV)




So you're saying i have a shot.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 07:52 AM (4Ukpe)

178 The only other mildly amusing story I found is about a woman who got kicked off a Delta flight for breastfeeding her cat.

The rest is all the usual societal carnage, civilization circling the drain, etc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 29, 2021 07:55 AM (jTmQV)

179 Nazis and Fascists absolutely were totalitarian socialists, like the Communists. Nazis are only "right wing" if you are Stalin.


Posted: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2021 07:13 AM (bW8dp)


Mussolini was part of the Italian Socialist Party, and when they had the most humiliating defeat ever in elections, he rebranded.

We all know (though few others do, since it's problematic to the left) that the Nazis and Commies were brothers in arms trying to dismantle Europe, and the commies only switched sides when they saw the Americans were going to join the war, which caused Stalin to shit his pants.

Nazis, Commies and Fascist are all bred from the left wing and are still their bedrock, no matter how much they try to lie and hide it.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 29, 2021 07:59 AM (4Ukpe)

180 Why are the comments not accessible on all the older threads in the sidebar?

Please and thank you!
Posted by: Tami at November 29, 2021 07:29 AM


Because the URL's in the links are wrong.

The comment you're reading now is accessed at acecomments.mu.nu/?post=396709

But if you go to the archives, and click on the post, the "access comments" link takes you to
minx.cc/?post=396709

So, to get to the comments you have to replace "minx.cc" with "acecomments.mu.nu" I imagine Pixy could do some magic in the Python to make that happen automatically, but I don't care enough to even try to dig through it myself.

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